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Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.

In last thread’s episode of One Piece Genuine Pirate Quest, our accurately named mysterious hero MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR looked a corpse and annoyed Nico Robin into explaining how language works, before finding himself in a really weird heart-to-heart with the now-Roronoa Zoro, previously Lolonoa Zolo, who definitely doesn’t suspect Arthur’s real identity. After that, a wild party ensued with SWORDS and BACKSTORY and RIVALRY. Also, he acquired Eternal Dibs, so that was nice. Meanwhile, the seeds of further idiocy have been sown in the mind of Strawguy...
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>99, 93, 72 + 16 = 115, 109, 88
>hangover cure, breakfast, lunch

The hangover cure is quick, easy, and more importantly, actually works. Sanji may be a pirate, but he’s also some kind of angel who can accomplish divine miracles with egg yolk, salt and a host of other readily-stocked ingredients.

You tuck the recipe away in your mind as one of the greatest medications mankind could ever hope to gain.

That done and agony abating, he sets you to making preparations for the food. Apparently you’re not at the stage of being trusted to actually MAKE it yet, not without direct supervision, but the early stages seem to be acceptable. You never thought the correct way to whisk eggs would be so damn complicated.

(Cooking +3!)

“Most of last night is fuzzy,” you admit, giving a cutting knife a quick sharpening. “Do I have any dignity left?”

“Well, you woke up at one point and tried to strangle Luffy...”

Shit, that could be bad -

“But that’s pretty understandable for anyone who’s met him. Besides, he found it funny.”

... Never mind, your cover’s fine.

“And apparently you and the mosshead went off to train or something, and ended up cutting down a load of trees.”

“Yeeeeah, I remember that part.” You frown as you work. “It was surprisingly helpful.”

That gets you a confused look. “Surprisingly?”

“Well, I mean... he didn’t strike me as...

>strong.”
>a good teacher.”
>willing to help out some random guy.”
>Other?
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>a good teacher.”
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>>3499743
>a good teacher.”
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>>3499743
>a good teacher.”
>Good with swords yeah. People? Not so much
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>>3499743
>a good teacher.”
Luckly both Flashy and Zoro are well versed in the language of idiots and swords
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>>3499743
>a good teacher.”
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>>3499743
>a good teacher.”
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>>3499743
>>a good teacher.”
Because he's not. Flashy's just a ludicrously good student in the arts of stabby, cutty and smashy.
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>>3499755
And shooty!

>>3499751
>zoro: yeah, if you gotta cut stuff, just do it like this. (Cuts)
>flashy: oh, i see! (Mimics it perfectly)
>everyone else: wtf, that’s not teaching?!

Calling for teaching, apparently Arthur has a modicum of respect for Zoro’s skills.
Previous thread archived!
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>flashy has learned how to make his own hangover cures
>tries to give one to klaus
>klaus just evaporates into alcohol vapors after drinking(?) it
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>a good teacher.”
>we were both pretty drunk that it went better than you would expect. “
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>>3499785
Support
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>good thing you’re used to weird teachers

“- a good teacher.”

“Heh. Yeah, that’d surprise me, too. I mean, he and Kohza train their swordsmanship together, but they both practice their own styles. Neither of ‘em tries to learn each other’s moves.”

Maybe Kohza already knows the cutting thing? Is that a basic move? But in that case, why didn’t Klaus teach you it... did Zoro somehow skip over metal-cutting on to a slightly more advanced technique? You wouldn’t put it past him.

“Maybe he just wanted to cut something up,” you say lamely, not sure if you should mention Kami-e. Shit. You taught him Kami-e. Isn’t that some high-ranking Marine technique? Eh, there’s probably plenty of pirates who figured it out. No biggie.

“Sounds like the musclebrain,” Sanji muses distractedly, still busy with breakfast. “Apart from that, nah, you didn’t do anything much.”

You breathe a long sigh of relief.

“Well... apart from the singing.”

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

>Change the subject, quick!
>WELL TIME TO FOCUS ON FOOD, YOU GUESS
>... you should probably find out what happened...
>Other?

>>3499766
Klaus doesn’t get hangovers. He actually ate the Alcohol Alcohol Fruit, and his constant drinking is merely boosting his powers until he finally Awakens. When that terrible day finally comes, Shanks and Whitebeard themselves will go to war over the mighty drinks he can produce.
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>>3499790
>"... Do I at least sing well while I'm drink?"
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>>3499790
>>... you should probably find out what happened...
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>>3499790
>>3499792
>>"... Do I at least sing well while I'm drink?"
We're in heaven, only god can judge us.
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>>3499790
>>3499792
>>... you should probably find out what happened...
>>"... Do I at least sing well while I'm drunk?"
Tell me we didn't butcher Bink's Brew. I just got past Thriller Bark on the catchup, I can't take it.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>Roll 1d100, three separate rolls.

If this post has a 1, it’s best of 3, 2 is middle of 3, and 3 is worst of 3.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3499804
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3499804
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3499804
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3499804
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3499804
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>>3499807
How slightly below meh we are.
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>>3499807
48... not bad, but not good.

Anyone want to offer up a re-roll, or accept your shocking and terrible destiny as an average singer?

Be warned; you will never become an idol singer with this score!

>>3499813
To be fair, you WERE drunk...
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>>3499807
>>3499808
>>3499810
Oof
Guess last night is blurrier than we expected/everyone else got pretty smashed too
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>>3499815
Can we roll to see how much worse it was because of being drunk?
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>>3499818
We're actually a terrible singer, the alcohol just upgraded it to mediocre
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>>3499815
>QM trying to trick us into rerolling to get Luffy wanting us as a musician
I know your game, spoder.
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>>3499815
Did we sound like a terrible drunken girl singing?
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3499818
Hm, I dunno. I could just give you a malus to the score you already got...

>>3499824
Nah, Luffy needs his Brook!

All right,
>Roll 1d100, again of 3 to figure out what your singing is like when you’re sober.
1 is best of 3, 2 is middle, 3 is worst. Let’s see if you’re actually better when you’re drunk...
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>>3499825
>Reminder that Girl Flashman is UMU
>Reminder that Umu's singing is......... Well
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3499818
Rolling for size of alcohol negative modifier to singing.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3499827
>worst of 3
Oh no.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3499827
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3499827
AAAAAA
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3499827
Help Us Uncle Doffy
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>>3499829
I’m not counting this one because it’s specifically rolling for something different.

>>3499831
45! Being drunk actually made you slightly better... maybe it boosted your lack of shits to give?

>>3499832
69 returns!
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3499827
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>flashy will never achieve his dream of being a singer... so sad...
>48

“... Do I at least sing well while I’m drunk?”

“Eh, not awful. Not great, but we weren’t going deaf from it.” He cocks his head. “Ah~ the ladies are awake!”

... Does he have Haki for women? Is that a thing?

“Get moving! We need this finished before they get hungry!” Ah, and now he becomes a slave-driver, slamming more plates of ingredients own beside you. “With an extra pair of hands, I can go all out, today~!”

...

And seriously, how is he so bendy and - wibbly? Is that an advanced Kami-e? Should you try and learn it? ... Nah, you’d rather get hit and die.

Breakfast turns out fantastic, naturally, and apart from a few critiques, Sanji has no complaints about you, although that might be because he moves right on to the bento lunches, which you’ve already done some prep for.

Seeing as people are starting to enter the galley, it’s good timing. Assholes don’t even have the decency to look hungover, apart from some bleary eyes from the Princess which could just be from lack of sleep. Admittedly, you can’t see Sogeking’s face, but he doesn’t seem all that bothered.

“Breakfast is served, ladies~!” Yeah, that’s gotta be Kami-e, you decide, stepping around the heart-eyed weirdo as he serves the women. It certainly reassures you about teaching it to Zoro. “If there’s anything bad about it, it’s all shitty-guest’s fault~!}

You pause in grabbing your own plate. “You did the women’s food by yourself!”

“Sometimes the aura of a man can affect nearby food,” Sanji casually explains, like the dickface he is.

>Talk to someone?
>Eat separately, less chance of anyone seeing your face.
>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
>Other?
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>>3499859
>“Sometimes the aura of a man can affect nearby food,”
At least we're safe from Okama island Sanji-chan
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>>3499859
>>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
It's just not us if we're not taking every possible opportunity to train.
Besides, I don't think we've done much training with Meteor-sama.
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>>3499859
>"Wouldn't that mean your aura does the same?"
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>>3499859
>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
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>>3499859
>>3499864
Support

I wanna Iaido using the Meteor-sama
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>>3499859
>>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
Meteor
>>3499864
Zero IIRC
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>>3499859
>>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
ALSO EAT FAST BEFORE THAT RUBBER GUY TRIES TO ROB US
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>>3499859
>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
Anons raise a good point on training with the meteor hammers.
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>>3499859
>Talk to someone?
>Shame I don't know anyone with lance that could give me tips how to use it. Also local with combat experience would be useful
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Rolled 21, 49, 21, 74, 91, 82, 36, 77, 17, 45 = 513 (10d100)

Preemptively getting rid of bad rolls
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Better to train observation haki

We're definitely going to need it against enel
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>>3499868
>Zero
Correctamundo!

>omnomnom muddafukker

You glare at his bullshit face and bullshit words, then seat yourself at the table, ducking your face and eating fast as you can. Partly because you want to try and get a handle on your still shiny and new Meteor-sama, and partly because Strawbrat keeps trying to steal your food,

Little shit.

It’s a surprisingly vibrant meal - the only ones who seem to be worried are Pajaya and Conis, and even they’re more reassured as breakfast goes on.

“I’m gonna get some training in,” you finally announce, as Sanji jabs a finger at where to leave your empty plate. “Lemme know when everyone’s ready to go.”

“Training?” Yeah, that got Zoro’s attention.

“With this.” You point at Meteor-sama.

He immediately goes back to eating. “Never mind.”

... Sword-freak.

You head down to the forest, considering your options. Do you really want to train Meteor-sama now?

>Yes!
>Maybe the lance instead...?
>Actually, Kami-e could be more useful if you need to dodge?
>Other?
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>>3499886
METEOR

FLASHY SMASH
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>>3499886
>>Yes!
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>>3499886
Meteo
we gotta prepare... Them?/Him?/Her? For their first nat100
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>>3499886
>YES!

I'd suggest picking up a replacement cannon ball, but I don't know if ranged attacks will help too much.
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>>3499886
>Yes!
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>>3499886
>Yes!
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>>3499886
>>Yes!
Meteor-sama is a chain weapon, so... maybe we can try some of what we learned with the fan twins?
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>>3499898
Assume you grabbed a couple. I’ll hold a vote soon on whether you want to bring your duffel bag of other weapons along or leave them on Merry.

>Yes!
METEOR-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Roll 1d100, best of 3! Go! Meteor sama!
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>>3499886
>If you can sword with a cannonball, you can sword with a sword
>Training with Cannonball swords wen
>Training Tashigi to DODGE with cannonballs wen
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>>3499906
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3499906
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3499906
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3499906
GIVE ME CANNONBALLS OR GIVE ME DEATH
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3499906
Derp
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3499906
sweet.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3499906
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>>3499912
AAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!! DOUBLE-SMASHING BLUDGEONER OF JUSTICE, METEOR-SAMAAAAAA!!!

Not that Meteor-sama smashes justice... I mean it it bludegons stuff FOR justice... just saying...
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3499906
Wham. Bam. Thank you Mam
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>>3499925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYCxbBZUCY
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If any of you guys don’t need know how a meteor hammer works, might wanna check out a YouTube video. There’s a lot of kicking, etc, but just imagine that your meteor hammer has a cannonball on each end of the chain, because this is One a Piece and weapons are bullshit.

You can use Meteor-sama from very close range to about regular sword range, due to your strength. You could also throw it, I guess, which would be... kind of dumb.
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>>3499945
>Kicking
We should steal--I mean /observe/ Sanji's techniques
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>>3499945
>>3499949
>IRL Meteor Hammers are puny
>We attached fucking cannonballs to this bitch
HAHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoqbuDA7OMM
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>>3499945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoqbuDA7OMM
Not just with their feet, but with their knees as well. Lots of swinging to build up momentum, though surprisingly very few strikes seem to be swings in and of themselves. A lot seem to be straight *thrusts*
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>>3499945
I really want to see Luffy's reaction to us winging cannonballs about.
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>>3499945
In a pinch, we can throw them as bolas against those giant bastards (read: anybody taller than us)
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>>3499960
>>3499965
Found a better video as it includes some explanations.

Like how the Meteor Hammer is the hardest weapon to master among things like rope darts and fluid movement weapons
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>>3499971
Aaaaan I forget the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxPO6nwQvxY
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>>3499965
Yup, you can also do it with your arms and swinging the chain around your body. Assume that your own fighting with Meteor-sama will be a lot faster than RL versions as well, because again, One Piece bullshit (and because you’re a freaky weapons prodigy).

>>3499971
There’s a good but very long video by a monk and a disciple, if that’s the one you mean, but there’s a some other good ones out there’s. One is actually an amateur middle-aged guy who’s impressively fast and brutal with it, though he fucks up several times on the video.
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Considering how ridiculous we're becoming, we should convince Klaus to let Tashigi-sis join in our lessons, or convince her to join our lessons; whichever first.

It may or not have anything to do with fulfilling the role of the older brother and playfully bullying our lil' sis.
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>>3499966
>Luffy flashes back to his childhood with Garp's training
>Cannonballs
>So many cannonballs
>Nami and Zoro find Luffy on the deck in the fetal position, shuddering uncontrollably
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>>3499977
Huh, that's actually the one I linked haha

Also Dual Wielding!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIarVZIX_Mg

Just because I can then recommend watching IP Man.
Because IP Man movies are just freaking amazing
:V
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>>3499981
Garp will eventually run out of cannonballs to throw.
Arthur can hit you with the same one forever.
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>>3499945
>You could also throw it, I guess, which would be... kind of dumb.
Would it be tho? Seems like a good improvised bolas to me.
Also, IIRC two cannonballs being joined by a chain or metal bar were used to rip sails and ropes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_shot
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>>3499966
>>3499981
>>3499995
>>3499997
>Boomerang Cannonball Bolas Meteor Hammer-sama
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>>3499997
It may be very effective, the question is whether you can get it back afterwards. If you're fighting on a ship and the enemy dodges, for example, can you catch poor Meteor-sma before it goes overboard? Because it's gonna sink preeeeetty fast.

Eating and writing.
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>>3500011
Thats why we have to learn how to throw it so it comes back, boomerang style as >>3500000 noted.
Or just feed it a bird zoan.
Or both!
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>>3500000
Nice quints.
Also, that gave me a dumb idea for a potential name for the hammer; Bocabomha.
Basically just taking the first two letters of each of those things you listed (except only the M from Meteor) and stringing them together.
We could call it Boca for short.

...I dunno, I'm just kinda spitballin' this. I'm sure someone can come up with a less dumb name.
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>>3500032
>Inb4 Bob-omb
>Who is a bird zoan who explodes
>Like the Angry Bird

Or Bomber Man
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>>3500032
>Meteor Hammer
>Meteor
>Meat
>Hammer
>Ham
>Meat Ham
Luffy would like it at least.
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>>3500032
Im a big fan of acronyms that can function as actual names, so you have my support.
The only problem I see is that 'boomerang' part isn't here yet.
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>>3500048
I suppose that's true.
Unfortunately, naming things isn't my forte at all, so that's kinda the best I've got for now.
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>>3500032
You guys are thinking too hard about this. It's a meteor hammer and we use to bop people.

It's obviously Mmm-Bop
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>>3500032
>>3500063
Wait, wait, wait, hear me out.

Bop-It
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>>3500000
If you feed it the seagull fruit, it can just fly back to you!

>>3500018
You. I like you.

>84, good!

You take Meteor-sama out of sight of the ship, just in case anyone comes out to watch - you don't want the poor thing to get performance anxiety, after all - and give it a gentle swing to asses weight and balance.

Your findings consist of 'heavy' and 'no'.

Perfect.

You start slow, because you've never handled a weapon like this before. In fact, you've never seen a weapon like this before, outside of a few sketches in a weaponry textbook at the Academy, because apparently this one is HARD, and most people would rather pick up, say, a sword or a pistol.

It's also unusual because it's got a pair of goddamn cannonballs attached.

The chain is made of plenty of smaller links, rather than fewer but bigger ones - it gives Meteor-sama more flexibility, and means it also hurts less when you carefully swing it to wrap around your leg.

Ow.

You kick out the other leg, and try to wrap it around that one instead. It works, if a little awkwardly, but your previous experience with the chains of fans helps. Even so, the massive ends renders the result completely different.

Back to the other leg - kick, hold your arm out and try that - not awful - swivel and swing your arm to let one of the cannonballs hurtle forwards. You'll have to pay attention to the sharp tug as it reaches its full length, to prevent recoil.

Again, faster.

Leg.

Arm.

Other arm.

Alter your grip to try holding it higher - swing around your body (oof, good restraint there). Lash it out. Leg again, arm, faster, slam it out and swing it into a tree, move as you do it to check the velocity, spin your own body to wrap it neatly around your torso --

(Aquired Meteor Hammer skill +8! General Fitness +1! Due to varied range of weaponry, +2 when first trying new types of personal weaponry!)

Not bad! Nowhere near as good as, say, your swords, but at least you're not rushing into a fight with no idea what you're doing. Unlike usual.

... Ha. Haha.

"Arthur, we're going now!" You hear the Witch's call, far too happy for someone who's going to go fight a god. Considering how weak his priests were, though, you can see why there's little worry.

>Take your duffle bag with you?
>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
>Other?

>>3500032
I assumed Meteor-sama is Meteor-sama because sama rhymes with hammer.
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>>3500063
You son of a bitch.
That's genius.
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>>3500067
>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
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>>3500067
>Take the duffle bag.
If need be, I wanna be able to dual wield Ka-tan and Cut-chan. We might need it.

>Also toss in a fruit from the kitchen incase we get hungry for a snack.
GoroGoroGoroGoro.
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>>3500067
>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
It's paper thin but still a legit disguise
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>>3500067
>>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
It feels wrong leaving our babies behind, but they'll be safe on the ship.
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>>3500067
>Take your duffle bag with you
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>>3500067
>I assumed Meteor-sama is Meteor-sama because sama rhymes with hammer.
This is acceptable

>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
Don't want to risk the kids getting lost/stolen, as cool as it would be to break everything out against the boss

>>3500069
It needed to be said
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>>3500067
>>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
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>>3500075
Support.
Gimme froot.
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>>3500067
>>3500075
This. At the very least, the fruit part.

Also, everyone's been talking about getting a seagull devil fruit to make Meteor-sama able to rebound to us automatically, and I'm kinda just wondering if feeding a DF to an inanimate object is an actual thing in OP. I've admittedly not watched/read much of it at all, so I've got no idea.
How do you even do something like that? Do you just smash/slice the fruit with the object? Do you juice the fruit and pour it onto the object? Do DFs even HAVE juice?
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>>3500088
It is, hell one of the Baroque Works Agents has a bazooka who ate a dog fruit. No idea how they would feed it to a weapon though.
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>>3500088
>>3500093
It is but apparently Vegapunk is the only person who can do it.

And Vegapunk is as mysterious as the fucking One Piece
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>>3500088
>I'm kinda just wondering if feeding a DF to an inanimate object is an actual thing in OP
Yes it is. There's a bazooka that ate a dog zoan, and a sword that ate an elephant zoan. Might have been more, but those are the two I remember.
>How do you even do something like that?
Ask Vegapunk.
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>>3500096
>>3500098
You are now imagining Vegapunk as Jim Carrey Robotnik

#Sorrynotsorry
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>>3500103
Vegapunk" "I was spitting formulas when you were drink formula!"

Also Vegapunk "FUCK YOU IM-SAMA IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOON"
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>>3500103
To be perfectly honest, that was basically my mental image already.

Hits too many mad science cliches not to.
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>>3500067
>Take your duffle bag with you
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>>3500103
I'm honestly not sure if I should go see that. On the one hand, it may turn out to be the greatest unintentional comedy in the world... on other hand, I may have to kill myself after.

>Roll 1d100 to figure out the supa-sekrit method to creating Devil Fruit weaponry

Tallying and writing. Might take a while due to wiki-refreshing my memory.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3500124
Maybe the dice gods will take pity on my lack of OP knowledge and grant Flashman the knowledge I lack.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3500124
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3500124
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>>3500127
Well shit. Guess it's one of those 'that's so stupid it might work' thing.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3500124
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>>3500000
What a waste of a get.
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>>3500127
Congrats, you figured it out! You have to hold a bite of Fruit in your mouth while simultaneously stabbing/bashing it with the weapon! Ta-daaaaaaa!

Not really.
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>>3500142
Blend devil fruit
Heat sword/gun until it is above 100 Celcius
Dunk in DF juice
Ez
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>Take your current weapons.
>Plus a delicious fruity snack.

With Conis and her father watching the Merry (which really means 'staying where they won't get in the way of the fight, because it's not like they can really defend Merry if anything happens), the rest of you set off.

You're not laden down - just the weapons you've been carrying around Skypiea, and a small bag holding a few cannonballs (just in case) as well as lunch. Yes, a hearty meal along the way to punch/stab/shoot God sounds just dandy.

You brought an apple along as well, for important snacking purposes. Fruits might not be AS good as candy, but you have to admit they're slightly more filling as a food-stuff. Also more healthful, not that you really care about that.

>Roll 1d100 for any encounters on the way to the ruined city centre, best of 3
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3500169
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3500169
Big money!
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3500169
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>>3500169
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>>3500174
Uh oh! Here comes Sky Hitler.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3500169
>tfw candy still limited
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3500169
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3500179
Fuck, let's try this again
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>>3500168
Blend multiple devil fruit together for the forbidden smoothie
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Heading home, update laterish.
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>>3500201
What happens when someone who ate devil fruit eats another one anyway? I think it was talked about when CP9 got theirs, but I don't clearly remember. Do they just die a painful and gruesome death?
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>>3500201
But that'd give us Explosive Diarrhea
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>>3500213
They Explode without a trace.
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>>3500124
>I'm honestly not sure if I should go see that.
I know Im going to see it one way or another just for that Robotnik performance.
If its anywhere near how Robotnik was in Sonic BOOM! then I know Im going to have a good time.
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>>3500213
It kills them, and both devil fruits are released back into circulation.

Which is why Blackbeard is such a big deal.
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>>3500217
Seems fitting, thanks.
How did Blackbeard done it then? Absorbed it into his darkness instead of eating it?
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>>3500227
We really have no idea, might be a yami thing, or some people theorise he might have a genetic defect that gives him two stomach, which is why he so fat.
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>>3500169
I don't mind bringing along a fruit but that justification is so forced it's hilarious, I thought Flashy would naturally assume someone on the scale of "God" would have a DF fruit and thus bring a fruit along just in case. Also I thought that one anon's nat100 reroll was for us to find the reborn fruit after the fight?
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>>3500232
Dont worry.

All is not as it seeeeeems.

... Because I already decided how you'll find the damn fruit IF Enel dies, and it won't goddamn be a convenient piece of fruit you're carrying like a dipshit.

But yes if Enel dies, one of the anons has kindly donated their nat100 to make sure Flashy finds it. Then there'll be a vote if you want to eat it or not, which I'll probably leave open for a while as it's kind of major and I know there were some people opposed.
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>>3500232
I mean, so far all the combat between the Priests and Us have been...really easy. They've all gone down in one hit, or have been taken down by Nami the Navigator. THE NAVIGATOR, not even one of the frontline fighters. It would make sense that Flashy isn't taking Enel seriously because his troops are chumps so why wouldn't he be as well?
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>>3500227
>>3500230
That still hasn't been revealed, there are lots of theories.

Immediately after Blackbeard revealed that he absorbed Whitebeard's devil fruit, Whitebeard's crew began immediately calling bullshit, only for Marco to refute them, saying that it was possible. He then said that Blackbeard was a little different, as 'his body structure was irregular compared to common people's', which is why he was able to pull it off.

Oda still hasn't elaborated on what this means, but a lot of people have theorized that he might try to go for another fruit to make three, as his Jolly Roger has three skulls. He has the strongest Logia and the strongest Paramecia, so the strongest Zoan would be able to complete the whole set and make him nearly unstoppable.

Which means that Kaido might eventually find himself in Blackbeard's crosshairs.
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>>3500254
Honestly, in terms of Zoans, I'd actually put Marco above Kaido.

I feel like a lot of Kaido's pure strength is from his human side than his dragon bullshit, while Marco gets to come back to life, and have fire powers, and be one of like 10 people that can fly,

Not to mention that Marco is retired and living in peace currently, making him the perfect target to pull at heart strings
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>>3500241
>if
Always the operative word. Thanks for allaying my concerns, I can only hope it'll be one of Nami's oranges so we can steal from the witch herself.

>>3500249
Flashy does think that the Haki he's encountered is Enel's so he definitely knows that the guy's got bigger game than his underlings. I don't think he's aware of the full extent of the range but he's been (rightfully) paranoid about it ever since he first encountered it.
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>>3500289
Ah my bad then, forgot that we did notice his Haki.
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>>3500265
True. The title of the Strongest Zoan is still unrevealed, and Blackbeard killing Marco would be another way for him to keep spitting on the memory of Whitebeard. Plus the powers would be a terrifying combination with what he already has.

However, I'm not sure that Blackbeard as a phoenix would look convincing as the final Big Bad. He might look like an overweight chicken, given his body type. A massive dragon with darkness and earthquake powers, creating black holes and tsunamis? On top of having Blackbeard's (admittedly awesome) beard? Now THAT'S endgame material.
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>>3500309
Of course that's if Im Isn't the true secret double final boss.
Also you act as if Oda definitly wouldn't have a goofy looking big bad that becomes awesome through their actions.
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>>3500321
>implying Buggy isn't final boss
None of you are worthy.
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>>3500324
>implying Wapol isn't final boss
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>>3500224
It's because he's fat
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>>3500321
Also true. He just might make Phoenix Blackbeard the greatest thing imaginable. Sorry for making assumptions.
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>>3500241
>and it won't goddamn be a convenient piece of fruit you're carrying like a dipshit.
Its going to be by eating some Skypiean candy that was unknowingly made from devil fruit?
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>>3500358
>Phoenix Blackbeard
Blackbird.
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>>3500358
Like some sort of Dark Phoenix?

Xmen crossover when
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>>3500381
When you find out who ate Kidd's Fruit and became Magneto. Bentham is now Mystique.
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>>3500386
Fuck, Bentham is just the best. Is he in Impel Down? There BETTER end up being some reason he gets busted out.
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>>3500381
Aaaaaaaaand I just got mental images of Blackbeard in Jean Grey's jumpsuit.
Time to scrub my brain with bleach and steel wool.
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>>3500399
Bentham evaded capture, because Garp was sent to catch him, but Bentham was disguised as Luffy, so Garp was softballing it.
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>>3500386
Not gonna lie, I am legit excited to see who was assigned Kidd's fruit.
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>>3500415
Yeah, but canonically it was Hina who captured Mr.2, when he helped free one of his fellow ex-Baroque Works agent.
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>>3500417
It was definitely Sentomaru, so he can throw Pacifistas at people.

>>3500422
Shit, I completely forgot that. Yeah, isn't that part of the storyline where that painter and Mr. 1 and the other agents hang out and open a real cafe?
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>>3500399
He actually escaped Alabasta with the rest of his okama crew, because Garp went 'oh no lol these okama who are helping my grandson are too cunning for me, i've lost them all, lololololol too bad'.

So he's out there, sailing the seas. Being flamingly gay.

>>3500417
It was
VERGO

Just kidding.
IT'S TASHIGI, SO SHE CAN HUNT SWORDS EASIER.
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>>3500429
>Yeah, isn't that part of the storyline where that painter and Mr. 1 and the other agents hang out and open a real cafe?
Mr. 1 actually stayed behind in prison with Crocodile, who "didn't feel like escaping".
But yes, most of the BW agents did open a cafe.
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>>3500432
>So he's out there, sailing the seas. Being flamingly gay.

Excellent.
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Hang on, I thought Bentham wanted to be sent to Impel Down, since he'd heard that Ivankov had been imprisoned there? Shouldn't he have let himself be captured after stalling Garp for a bit?
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>>3500485
I think he only heard about that after being sent to Impel Down? So he tried to get himself sent to the lower floors
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>>3500429
Yeah, he actually gets caught by Hina, escapes prison, then fights Hina again, I believe.

On this instance, Hina was taking Zoro away (and her ship got trashed) so she never fought him the first time, and the other BW agents who were caught were on different ships to be interrogated regarding BW.

>88

It's a quicker walk than yesterday, partly because you know the way this time, and partly because Zoro and Sanji have made a loud, violent competition of charging ahead to cut down the trees ahead of you all.

Because they're idiots who hate nature, you guess.

... Dammit, why do you have to be mature and responsible?! Stupid Strawhats, making you be the straight man to their unceasing insanity! You wanna go batshit and kick a tree over too!

Then the distant sound of their yelling stops, followed by an immense rumble from the ground that sends your party to a stumbling halt.

"Earthquake?" Sogeking stares at the ground, but the Witch just scowls.

"Don't be stupid, there can't be any faultlines up here! I think..." How reassuring! You'd grip on to something sturdy, but the sounds of trees crashing down all at once attracts attention instead.

At first you think it's the two lunatics ahead, before - holy crap.

That is the biggest goddamn snake you've ever seen, raising it's head above the treetops.

And it's blinking sleeping. Since when do snakes have eyelids? No. Wait. That's not important right now.

What's important is that it's spotted you all...

"THAT'S FRIGGIN' HUGE!" The cry of the Greater-Thieving Witch.

... And it looks hungry.

"Ah... its mouth is big too," you comment, before it lets out a loudhiss, eyes gleaming, and hurls itself towards you all.

>DODGE!
>ATTACK! (where? How?)
>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)
>Other?

For non-OP readers, look up the snake Nola on the wikia.

>>3500485
I... don't recall specifically, I'll look it up tomorrow. If he does, I'll come up with something, thanks for pointing that out. For now though, he's out and free.
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>>3500515
>>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)
>>Use a cannonball to boop it
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>>3500515
>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)
GET FAMILY PET GOGOGOGO
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>>3500515
>>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)
Snoots should be booped. Who are we to deny the natural order?
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>>3500515
>BOOP THE SNOOT!
>With cannonball!
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>>3500515
>Throw a cannonball at the snoot.
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>>3500515
(Write in)
*pull a cannonball out of your bag*
"Imma boop it!"
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>>3500515
>>DODGE!
NO MURDER HES A GOOD BOI
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>>3500545
IT'S NOT MURDER, IT'S JUST A DOMINANCE ESTABLISHING BOOP
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>>3500515
>>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)
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>sigh

Are you gonna boop with a cannonball?

>FUCK YEAH
>NO, I'm gonna boop with (what?)

No, you're not allowed to boop with another person. Yes, Carue counts as a person. No, your weapons currently don't.
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>>3500560
>>FUCK YEAH
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>>3500560
>>FUCK YEAH
It's a long range boop.
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>>3500560
>>NO, I'm gonna boop with (what?)
>>Your hand. Cause it's a Good Boi and didn't do anything to deserve being Priest'd.
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>>3500560
>FUCK YEAH

But nonlethally, because he's a GOOD giant danger noodle.
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>>3500560
>>FUCK YEAH
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>>3500560
>No, I'm gonna boop with (what?)
>hand
We will boop that snek and live to tell the tale, even if we will be living only for a few precious moments before it eats us.
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>Boop Shandora's Snake God
>Become Friends with it
>Ride it into battle with Enel
>???
>Profit
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>>3500560
>>NO, I'm gonna boop with (what?)
Finger. Because that is how you does a boop.
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>>3500560
>>FUCK YEAH
YOU FUCKS BETTER HOPE THE GOODEST BIG BOI IS STRONG ENOUGH
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>>3500560
>>FUCK YEAH
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>>3500560
Nola uh?
Let's see...
...
Yeah, she's a big girl. She can take it

>FUCK YEAH
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>snek

The Strawhats yell, lunging aside, as the massive, open mouth hurtles towards you with the speed of one of Garp's cannonballs.

Speaking of cannonballs...

Gaze still latched onto the mouth-tongue-fangs that are making their way to Snack-ville (population: you), you shove your hand into your bag, drag out a cannonball of your own and

BOOP

THAT

SNOOT

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
DC is 60/80/100.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3500628
Is this gonna be the Stefan situation all over again? It feels like it already.
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>>3500594
YES GOOD BOY SNEK
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3500628
Please let the snoot survive, Dice Gods.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3500628
AAAAA
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3500628
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3500628
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3500628
YEET
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>>3500640
>>3500641
>>3500645
NICE TRY AGAIN, AHAHAHAHAHA

Only a +5 bonus, phew.

And congrats for passing the 60 DC to survive. It would have been really embarrassing to kill you off here.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3500628
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>>3500629
>>3500633
>>3500640
89. Second tier pass. Not bad.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3500658
Technically 94 for the 15 bonus.
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>>3500651
Are you sure this boop wasn't a quickdraw?
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>>3500670
AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3500670
........
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>>3500678
Check your math BP
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>>3500678
There a problem officer?
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>>3500678
YEET'D BOOP.
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>>3500678
Oh? Is something wrong, BPQM? Did you perhaps say something, a while back? About getting something if we rolled the same number three times in a single roll?

Or does that only count if it's in sequence?
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>>3500670
Okay, this wasn't the third in a row AND it didn't have a trips post number, so not a huge bonus for it.

I've got the post mostly written already, so I'll give you an increase to the booping, but don't expect miracles.
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>>3500678
pls let nola not be kill
friendship
mysterious “thunder god” arthur, captain of the colossal snake pirates
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

Watch me Nat 100
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>>3500678
:^)
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>>3500694
I thought the bonus for same rolls was only when they were consecutive anyway
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>>3500705
No, it's for same call for roll in general. Two 15s gets you a +5 bonus. Three gets you... more.

>89 + 35 + 10 yeet bonus = 134 + stupid trips bonus dammit

You swivel from the hips and hurl that cannonball like it insulted Smoboss, whereupon it blazes across the distance and slams into the snek's snoot with a faint crunch.

(Cannonballs +1!)

The big beastie pauses, mouth still open, before recoiling a little, eyes squinting as it tries to look down at where the tiny ball hit it.

Said tiny ball proceeds to slowly thunk backwards, toppling out of the small, cracked indentation now just above its mouth, and crashing to the floor.

A small but thick shard of what looks to be snake-scale follows after it.

The snake promptly loses its shit.

"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" A massive, wildly flailing snake is certainly a sight, along with the dozens of trees it slams carelessly to the ground as it furiously jerks and waves.

"Oooooohhh," you hear Strawhat say from somewhere nearby. Because he's also a dumbass.

>Attack while it's distracted!
>Everyone should get past it quickly!
>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!
>Other?
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>>3500745
>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!
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>>3500745
>>Everyone should get past it quickly!
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>>3500745
>>Go grab your cannonball-
Kidding. RIP C-chan, you served your purpose well
>Everyone should get past it quickly!
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>>3500745
>Everyone should get past it quickly!
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>>3500745
>Everyone should get past it quickly!
Also.
>don't be silly, our cannonballs couldn't kill those sky sharks! We'd need to use them all just to kill one!
Y e e t.
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>>3500745
>>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!
>>RUN YOU IDIOTS! LAST PLACE IS LUNCH!
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>>3500745
>>Everyone should get past it quickly!
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>>3500745
>>Everyone should get past it quickly!
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>>3500745
>>Everyone should get past it quickly!
>>Climb on the snake and ride it into battle with god. How could that possibly backfire?
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>>3500764
>>3500761
>>3500757
>>3500756
>>3500752
>>3500755
No weapon left behind
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>>3500770
I'm sure a certain gore-smeared cannonball somewhere in the Upper Yard would disagree.
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>>3500770
Cannonballs are ammo anon.
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>>3500777
>Not realizing the cannonball is simply prepping to one shot god in a epic boomerang return

How dare you
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>>3500770
>>3500778
The true weapon is Cannonball Pouch-kun
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Has the snake scale any lightning protection? If the answer is yes and is not too big, take it.
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>>3500745
>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!
>RUN YOU IDIOTS! LAST PLACE IS LUNCH!
ALSO GRAB THE SCALE BIT IF YOU CAN
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>>3500770
Anon, we're not so autistic to recover every single bullet we shoot.
If you really want we can probably come back later to get it.
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>abandon cannonball
>fail to pick up massively tough snake scale to turn into something cool
>oh well

"Let's go!" You're already running, as are some of the others - the rest follow, Kohza dragging along Strawhat, who's staring back, awestruck at the still-panicking snake.

"Hey, Art-guy," he calls to you, grinning wide with excitement, "what did you throw at it?"

>A cannonball.
>Don't worry about it.
>... How did you not see?!
>Other?
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>>3500790
>>3500791
Oh hey, you guys figured out the loot. Congrats!

Too late, though.
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>>3500798
>An Insult. Words hurt, Strawjerk.
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>>3500798
>A cannonball.
>now get moving before I throw *you* at it!
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>>3500798
>>... How did you not see?!
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>>3500798
>>... How did you not see?!
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>>3500798
>>A cannonball.
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>>3500798
>>A cannonball.
One day, I'm going to be better with them than Garp. And I'll prove it in a cannonball duel!
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>>3500798
A cannonball
STOP STARING AT THE GIANT SERPENT
>>
At this point for every outrageous cool thing we do Zoro becomes smugger at his choice of rival and Robin's life expectancy shortens by a few days.
Usopp is amazed at how effective the random pirate he brought aboard is.
and
Nami, Vivi and Chopper lament being in the Neo-weak trio just a little more
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>>3500798
>Pick up scale while running past
>A cannonball
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>>3500000
Only just skimmed up and saw this, feel like you should get a reward for those snazzy quints. Hm.

>>3500844
This is pretty much accurate, although sadly Zoro and Sanji were ahead and so have no idea what made the giant snake they woke up suddenly freak out. (Rest assured that for every cool thing Zoro DOES see, he preens internally over how good his taste is).
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>>3500798
>A cannonball.
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>>3500827
>Flashy and Garp in a cannonball duel.
>They stare at each other.
Everyone is scared except Smoboss (because he is a logia).
>They both activate observation haki and start throwing hundreds of cannonballs.
Everyone loses their shit except the SMOBOSS.
>The cannonballs were also imbued with armament, breaking against each other and causing a sharpnel storm imbued with haki.
>Smobos exe.has stopped working.
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>>3500875
Sadly Admiral Akainu was caught in the crossfire and is now super dead.
RIP
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>c-c-c-cannonball

"A cannonball," you answer bluntly, still running. Seriously, how did he not see that? At least you've caught up with the two confused dumbasses at the front though, as Kohza catches them up on why the snake has yet to eat anyone.

Strawhat's eyes glaze over for a few seconds, before clearing. "Hey, Art-guy, what did you throw at it?"

You stare at him, dodging a branch, and then at the Witch still dragging him along. She looks just as confused, before it clears up. "He threw a rock!" Then she mouths at you, 'Don't - talk - about - throwing - cannonballs'.

... You have some serious questions about that kid's childhood. Poor bastard.

At least you're out of sight of ol' snake now, even if its panicked throes seem to be calming down.

>Talk to anyone as you run? (Who? Say what?
>Other?
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>>3500903
>Witch
>Ask how you're supposed to find God.
Arthur might've missed the morning meeting playing with our his new toy
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>>3500903
>Witch
>Where exactly are we going?
>And is it really a good idea to have Zoro lead us there? I know Sanji's up front too but...
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>>3500903
>Turn on Haki, check our surroundings
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>>3500917
>Support
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>>3500903
>>3500923
Might be good to know. In case we get seperated at any point.
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>>3500799
I dont know how they did not notice and i miss that canonball now we only have two balls
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>witch

"So how are we supposed to find 'God', anyway?" You direct the question at the Witch, who's by now let go of Strawbrat (happy to bound on ahead with his two chief lackeys).

"Huh? Didn't you-? Oh, yeah, you went to sleep yesterday, and training this morning." She huffs. "All right! Aisa, Conis and her dad say that Enel, the 'God' of Skypiea, is on his shrine somewhere high up in the center of the holy land! Robin says the lost golden city of Shandora should be there as well..." She trails off, giggling slightly, beri signs appearing in her eyes.

Creepy.

"I guess a golden city sounds about right for a God's shrine," you mutter.

The Witch nods decisively, coming back to reality. "Right... we can't take the gold straight away, because the idio- sorry, Luffy, Zoro and Sanji - want to fight God. But we'll definitely make sure to loot the place on the way back!"

"......" It's not technically stealing... right? And the sky islands are outside World Government jurisdiction anyway, so... "And - is it really safe having Zoro at the front? I know Strawhat and Sanji's there too, but..."

"It's fine, Robin's sending her eyes ahead to make sure we're on the right track," the Witch reassures. That's even creepier. "Besides, Kohza hasn't got a full handle on his Logia yet, and we need our strongest guys at the from in case the Shandians attack."

Ah, yes. The Shandians.

>... Who are the Shandians?
>Mm, yes, makes sense.
>Maybe I'll head up front as well...
>Other?
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>>3500978
>>Mm, yes, makes sense.
>... Who are the Shandians?
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>>3500978
>... Who are the Shandians?
>rolled 94
Where's that panic button?
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>>3500978
>Maybe I'll head up front as well...
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>>3500978
>>... Who are the Shandians?
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>>3500978
>>... Who are the Shandians?
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>>3500978
>... Who are the Shandians?
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>>3500978
>94
Worrying.
>>... Who are the Shandians?
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>>3500984
Supporting.

Also, that implication that we're not amongst the strongest. I feel like we should be insulted.
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>>3500978
>Mm, yes, makes sense.
>... Who are the Shandians?
Getting drunk means you have to get the exposition all at once the next day
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>>3500978
>...Who are the Shandians
[One explanation later]
>Okay, so the strong guys are up front, but what if the Shandians attack from behind?
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>>3500998
Technically speaking, they are stronger than you right now. Zoro never managed to fight you with all three blades, you ended up lucking out with good terrain and preventing him drawing Wado. A single kick from Sanji would seriously screw you, and a few would cripple you, if they managed to hit. And Luffy is... Luffy, also running on 3d100s.

You're kind of a glass cannon. Fortunately, you're a quick-learning, LUCKY glass cannon.
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>>3501022
>kind of a glass cannon
All the more fucking reason to get that fruit
I don't want to have to deal with every fight while worrying about having the durability of a bag of crisps.
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>>3501022
Sanji would go for the cup again on Arthur, though, right?
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>>3500978
>Mm, yes, makes sense.
>... Who are the Shandians?
>>
>

Soooooo.

"... Who are the Shandians?"

The Witch looks at you despairingly.

"What?!"

"Never mind." She just manages to avoid tripping over a tree root, and you note the snake has finally gone silent. "The Shandians are Asia's people. Their island used to be part of Jaya, before the Knock-up Stream - you know what that is, right?"

"... It sounds like when a man forgets to use protection..."

"THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL!!"

Touchy, touchy.

In any case, you get a quick summary of what the Knock-Up Stream is (and now you know how you got up here), who the Shandians are and why they hate the Skypieans, and how the Shandians regularly perform raids against them.

Also it turns out that 'God' is just the title for their boss-dude, and they don't think he actually created the universe or anything. Lame.

You've already warned Zoro about Haki, and discreetly pointed out that this Enel guy or a lackey is constantly watching, but the fact that God is apparently aware of everyrhing in Skypiea and not just the Upper Yard is... troubling.

How good does your Observation have to be, to do that? And even pick out details?

Zoro knows that Enel will know they're coming, but even he doesn't know the uses of Observation like you do. If Enel can pick out 'blasphemy' all the way over on Skypiea proper, what the he'll can he do close up?

>Keep quiet.
>Maybe you should warn Zoro about some of what Observation can do... although it'll tip Enel off that you know about it.
>Maybe you should explain Observation to all of them?
>Other?
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>>3501063
>Keep quiet.
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>>3501063
>Keep quiet
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>>3501063
>...maybe you should bait him to you
>touch his haki with yours
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>>3501063
>>Keep quiet.
Don't want him to blast us right off the bat
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>>3501063
>>Keep quiet.
If it becomes relevant in the fight, we can just shout it out to them.
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Rolled 85, 47, 8, 75 = 215 (4d100)

>>3501037
You were handcuffed to Nami last time, which is why Sanji was relatively gentle with his kick. He didn't want to send you flying, and Nami with you.

If you're NOT conveniently handcuffed to a woman, he's gonna kick a lot harder. And he can also kick a lot harder than he used to back in Loguetown, holding back or not.

>>3501073
Oh my~

Also, background rolls.
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>>3501078
>implying we won't just quickdraw and shoot him in the chest if he tries to kick us
let's fucking go, Eyebrow.
...
that's a spicy 8
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>>3501088
don't shoot ur kickdad
he taught you how to make macarons
And the 8 is a character death, ouchie.

Okay, I'm heading to bed, need to be up early tomorrow! Thanks for playing and good niiiiiight~!
Think we might have a Silvers Harry thread once Skypiea's over, and I can work on that stupid, shitty Zoro interlude. That asshole.
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>>3501117
>character death
I can't believe Zoro is dead.
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>>3501117
Speaking of Silvers Harry, how strong is he in comparison to East Blue anyway?
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>>3501063
So now we know that Enel is listening to everything in Skypiea. Meaning we can't talk.

But what about writing things down and passing letters to the group?
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>>3501121
>God pushed him down a flight of stairs
Enel found his one weakness
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

Pre-emptively rolling for fortune against Enel
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>>3501078
>>3501117
Oh fuck right, the Shadians are fighting Enel right now aren't they?
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>>3501117
WHOMST'D'VE?
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So since we're going to be fighting god, does anybody have any idea how we're gonna survive the wrath of stefan. I bet he'd keel us over just by lifting his paw.
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>>3501343
Are you referring to Ohm's giant dog, Holy?
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>>3501384
No. Go read Silvers Harry. We meet and steal Stefan, Whitebeard’s dog.
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>>3501447
I seriously want to join the Strawhats as Silvers Harry.
Mostly for the funtimes that Alabasta will become when Ace shows up.
Probably looking for us.
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>>3501458
>Wearing a comically bad fake moustache
>"W-who is Silvers Harry?!? I-I'm the loveable but bumbling Ensign Flashman!"
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>>3501468
>wearing a comically bad fake moustache
>made out of darkness
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>>3501482
>Ace is visting Luffy, not realising Silvers joined him, and is about to leave, when they pass by Silver's room
>It's a completely pitch black void.
>Ace: "Good lord what is happening in there!"
>Luffy: "...Midnight."
>Ace: "M-Midnight? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the blue, localised entirely within your ship?!?
>Luffy: "Yes!"
>Ace:"...May I see it?"
>Luffy: "...No."
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>>3501510
>"Well Luffy, you are an odd brother, but I must say, you make a good crew."
>walks away
>barking noises
>Luffy gives Ace a thumbs up when he turns around
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>>3501126
I'd like to say he could roflstomp anyone in East Blue due to Haki bullshit and Big Fucking Swords, but if rolls are as normal, he's probably going to be relying on Stefan to save his ass. And running away a lot.

Technically speaking, with his Armament he could kick Smoker's arse too, but again... rolls.

>>3501167
He must conquer stairs as Flashy has conquered roofs. Only then will he become a rival truly worthy of you.
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>>3502799
I mean, he could also kill Smoker with the Yami Yami no Mi.
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>>3502802
b& from quest >:(
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>ssssshhhhhhhhhh supa sekrit
>94

You decide to keep your mouth shut for now. There's no point in having God, or Enel, or Godel, or whatever, focusing on you straight off.

All you really wanna do is get a load of cool dials (and some sky candy) and go home. Hell, you won't even be able to 'rescue' Chopper, although at least you now know he's well-treated.

... Still haven't figured out where that ginormous reindeer dude is, though.

... Or what all that crashing of toppling trees is from behind you.

You look back, and promptly wish you hadn't.

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

"SNAAAAAAKEEEEEEEE!!!" Ah, looks like the Witch has spotted the angry beastie, too.

F U C K

>RUN FASTER
>Stand and fight!
>Run to the side, let it follow the main group!
>Other?
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>>3502826
>Run to the side, let it follow the main group!
CLEVER ATTENTION REDIRECTION
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>>3502826
>Stand and fight!
Don't make me boop that snoot again, you wiggly FUCK
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>>3502826
>>Stand and fight!
Huge noodle. That means huge snoot!
Give it the double-boop.
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>>3502826
>Stand and fight!
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>>3502826
>ASSERT DOMINANCE
>HISSSS BACK AND FIGHT
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>>3502838
Supporting
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>>3502826
>>3502838
Support
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Anyone opposed to hissing before you fight?

ALSO

>Fight how?
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>>3502849
>Pummel it with Meteor-sama
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>>3502849
MORE CANNONBALL
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>>3502826
>Stand and fight!
Mysterious men work in mysterious ways
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>>3502849
>Let it swallow and stabby stab from the inside
I think I suggested this before with a Sea King. I am still of the opinion that killing from the inside is the best way to deal with huge ass monsters, especially ones with stupidly tough scales. I'm not into vore, I swear.

Also I oppose hissing purely on the grounds that a human hissing is one of the least threatening things I've seen
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>>3502854
I was honestly kind of surprised none of you wanted to vote for becoming Agent K and screaming for it to eat you.
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>>3502854
I don't think that's really necessary. We managed to hit it hard enough with a cannonball to not only make it flip the fuck out, but also make it lose at least one scale. That means that it's probably got a weak point open, and if it's not enough we just make more.
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>>3502864
The reason you broke a scale was the three 15s. If you hadn't rolled three of the same, the cannonball was just going to bounce off, and Nola would simply have been distracted. Unless you score really well again, you won't be breaking off more scales with cannonballs.
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>>3502871
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Any more weapon votes?

Looks like we're going for pretending to be Voldemort as well, only one opposition to hissing.
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>>3502878
>>3502854
Jesus, I don't know what's going on in this thread. Let's get things actually moving, I'll switch to using cannonballs again, aim for that spot where the scale fell off. Probably a ludicrously high DC but better we try something.
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>>3502912
Yeah, I dunno. Boring encounter. No-one wants to hurt snek? No-one wants to get eaten? It’s Sunday and people have better shit to do? OH WELL, thank you anyway, let’s get moving.

>Roll 2d100 (that’s TWOd100), best of 3.
First is for asssssssserting dominance, second is for cannonballs.
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Rolled 89, 5 = 94 (2d100)

>>3502918
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Rolled 80, 25 = 105 (2d100)

>>3502918
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Rolled 8, 100 = 108 (2d100)

>>3502918
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>>3502922
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>>3502922
VERY good cannonball
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>>3502922
I think it's time to pick a name, my man, holy shit.
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>>3502920
>>3502922
We're going to ride this overgrown worm into battle goddammit
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>>3502933
Aight.
Also I just noticed I got dubs on that, too, holy shit.
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>>3502918
>89
>100

*laugh in dice gods*
This quest never fail to amuse me qm
Pls, dun cry
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3502922

...

Why do I even bother being surprised.

>>3502939
Rolling not to cry.

All right, you damn assholes, where are you aiming?
>SNOOT
>EYE
>Somewhere else (that could reasonably be aimed at)
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>>3502947
>SNOOT
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>>3502947
>>EYE
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>>3502947
>>SNOOT
Double tap the same spot
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>>3502947
>SNOOTLE
Boop it into submission and ride on it afterwards.
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>>3502947
>SNOOT
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>>3502947
>>SNOOT
I can only hope this isn't the dice gods preparing to laugh it up during the Enel fight
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>>3502947
>BOOP THE SNOOT!

(snek pls don't die, we must ride you into battle)
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>Roll 1d100 best of 3 for STUFF

If you get over 95, there’s a secret bonus.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3502967
Ok
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3502967
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3502967
ok
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3502967
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3502967
Woop
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3502967
Bonus you say?
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3502967

let's try
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>>3502971
Ooof
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>>3502971
Lolololol
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>>3502971
WOOP WOOP
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>>3502967
>>3502971
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>>3502971
guys we gotta cut it out with these rolls before QM fucking dies
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>>3502983
We can't help it Anon, we are but slaves to the Dice God's wills!
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>>3502983
Dunno about QM, but I am fucking crying. My sides.
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>>3502986
I can't believe how hard we just asserted dominance on this poor fucking snek
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>>3502971
qms face when
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>Be me
>Wake up and decide to catch up on the thread
>BP: "Unless you roll really well don't expect another scale to fall off"
>Nat 100
>BP: "If you roll a 95 you get a special Bonus"
>98
This quest and it's fucking rolls
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

Mothers Day Dice.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3503002
Big Momma Day dice
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... I think when I go to archive this thread, the description is just going to be ‘In which QM beats her head against a table until both break’.

>You are become Garp, destroyer of Luffys.

>89 hissy-hissy
>100 + 36 + 10 = 146
>98 you motherfuckers i hate you all

“SSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!” Mr Snek greets you all, moving extremely rapidly towards the delicious humans (plus probably-Mink) ahead of him. Or her? You’re not an expert on identifying snake sexes.

“AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH,” respond most of the Strawhats, some in terror, and others in glee. You note that certain people in particular - Stabby, Kicky, Stretchy and Sandy - seem torn between continuing to run, or turning and fighting the damn thing, turning anticipatory gazes over their shoulders.

More importantly, you have two goddamn cannonballs left.

Friggin’ asshole snake! No matter how cu- uh, badass it is, you’re trying to fight GOD, not an overgrown wriggly noodle!!

Screw this.

When your foot next hits the ground, you slam it down and swivel on it, bringing the rest of you around in a 180degree turn, already dragging a cannonball out of the depths of your cannonbag.

You glare at the fucking fucker.

It just keeps coming, plowing down trees in its wake, as its massive eyes focus on you.

“SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!”

Your forest now, bitch. “HISS-HISS TO YOU TOO, ASSSSSSHOLE!” Then you swing your second goddamn cannonball at the same spot you hit last time, making sure to put an extra spin on the thing, shoving it through the air with all your determination.

You could almost swear the iron-gray metal seems black for an instant as it flies.

(Gained ??????? +1, further DCs 99)

You hit its weak point for maximum damage, by which you mean the ball slams right into its target with an even louder crunch than last time, its giant head jerking back as it goes cross-eyed and sways in a confused daze, slowing to a halt.

“SS-SSSSAAAAAAAA?”

You can hear a load of freaking out behind you, but that’s not important right now.

>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
>... ‘k, we should run more now.
>Don’t make me come over there, hiss-beast!
>Other?
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>>3503015
>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
>>You're part of MY crew now snaky!
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>>3503015
>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
>Don’t make me come over there, hiss-beast!
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>>3503015
>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
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>>3503019
Support.
>armament get
S p i c y
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>>3503015
>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
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>>3503015
>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT
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>>3503015
>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
>Don’t make me come over there, hiss-beast!
ARMAMENT TIME LADS
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>>3503015
>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
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>>3503015
>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
>Cannonball goes black
>Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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>>3503015
>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
Clearly the special was Conquerors and we're making the snake listen to us
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>>3503015
>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
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>>3503015
>>3503019
Ssssssupporting
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By the way, the cutting thing that Zoro taught you is low-level Armament, much like metal-cutting, which is why you were so close to unlocking it properly.

Canonically I'm sure it isn't, but logically speaking it makes sense, seeing as weirdly wide slashes are basically a step below making long-range slashes with Haki (that aren't based on just excessive speed, anyway.)
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>>3503015
>>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>kill Enel
>eat fruit
>have big snek protect the Ark in case we ever need it
Perfect plan.
Rolling to seduce Snek.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3503044
anon, you should know by now the dice gods don't like lewding in this quest.
rolling to give snek chin scratches.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3503044
Disgust.jpg

Rolling to Fren the snek
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so since inanimate weapons can somehow consume fruit...what happens if a seastone weapon consumes a devil fruit?
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>>3503046
Truly a most wholesome quest
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>>3503046
Clearly the superior option.
Who's a good noodle? Who's a good noodle? YOU AWE
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>>3503049
Angry devil noises.
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>>3503049
Kaboom, I guess.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3503049
>explosions imtensifies

>>3503046
dat some good chin-scritchin’ goin’ on there

Rollin’ to recruit Nola as a Marine~
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3503060
....
rolling for nola to join the strawhats?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3503060
Rolling to recruit snek to our fake pirate crew.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3503060
>Rolling to recruit Nola as Guardian of Marineford
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>>3503064
This makes sense. Nola was always happiest guarding the home of it's friends.
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Zoro must be preening so hard right now, smug bastard
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>>3503049
In my headcanon, if its zoan, it comes out as a little baby version and is not only smaller but also weaker in material sense, it has to be taken care of so it can literally grow into being a weapon it was supposed to be.
Example, seastone chain whip feed a snake zoan results in an eggo that has to hatch and grow into full-sized snake until it can be used as intended.
Until then it still can transform into its chain form, but it would look more like a necklace chain than something you can whip people with, with a durability to match.
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>>3503075
>preening when we didn't use our sword
He's gonna be big tsun.
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>appropriately discipline snek

You point a finger at the bewildered danger-noodle, fury written over (what’s visible of) your face.

“BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!”

“S-sssssaaaaaahhhh?”

“THAT’S RIGHT! YOU’RE A VERY BAD SNAKE! NO EATING PEOPLE!”

Snakeboi blinks rapidly (snakes don't have eyelids, dammit!), head withdrawing a little. “Ssssaa?”

You jab the finger harder, putting your other hand on your hip, scowling up at it. “Eating people is wrong! Only bad snakes eat people! Do you want to be bad?!”

“.... ssssaaaa?”

“No! No, you don’t! So stop - are you - are you crying?”

>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!
>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?
>... (wibble piteously in sympathy) ... s-stop...
>Other?
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>>3503087
>>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!
ENGAGE THE CHIN SCRATCHES
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>>3503087
>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!
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>>3503087
>... (wibble piteously in sympathy) ... s-stop...
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>>3503087
>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!
>... (wibble piteously in sympathy) ... s-stop...
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>>3503087
>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake! Just don't eat people!
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>>3503087
>>... (wibble piteously in sympathy) ... s-stop...
Harry, friend to animals (and child minks)
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>>3503087
>>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!
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>>3503087
>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!
>Scritch his chin
Comfort Fren
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>>3503087
Anons, you gotta relent only AFTER she's learned her lesson, otherwise she'll not learn.
>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?
>Then she gets the scritches.
I too want to befriend big snek, but she has the tendency to eat things...
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>>3503087
>>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?
Anons no. We have to be stern with our new snake child. We can't coddle it or it will become spoiled.
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>>3503087
>>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?
>>Then she gets the scritches.
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>>3503106
Support.
Its a big pill to swallow, disciplining cute things for things they done wrong, but if they are to learn it has to be done.
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>>3503106
I will switch to that
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>>3503106
>>3503108
>>3503112
Yeah, that's probably a better idea. Changing my vote to these.
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>>3503087
>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!
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>>3503091
Fine I'll switch from this to
>>3503106
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>>3503106
Sure, this
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>>3503106
Support
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Clearly, a charlotte must roll well on Big Mom day. It all makes perfect sense.
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>>3503087
>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?
Qwick get some cigars to smoke.
Lets do our best Smoboss Impression.
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>>3503106
>muh support
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>>3503106
Support
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>>3503127
If we're smoking, it's clearly because we've set ourself on fire.
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>>3503127
Maybe a chocolate cigar
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>friggin’ vote change rewrites curse yoooooouuuuu

Great, blubbering tears collect at the corner of the snake’s eyes, as its head ducks and recoils, shaking slightly.

D-dammit, it’s too cute! But you swallow your urge to comfort poor sssssnek, because even adorable babies need proper discipline. You can’t just let it think it can get away with whatever it wants if it pulls out the tears, dammit!

You waggle your finger at it reprovingly. “You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?”

“sssaaaa-sssssaaaaaaa...” The hissing is quieter, muffled by the wibbling-mouth and ducked head as it focuses its big, wet eyes on you, as if afraid you’ll yell more. Or throw more hard, metal balls at its head.

“Good.” You sigh, then step closer slowly, ignoring the way it flinches back slightly, before reaching out to gently scritch its chin. “You’ve been very naughty, but I’m sure you’ll do better from now on, right?”

“Sssssa-sssssssa!” It nods quick but shallow as you keep scritching, the massive neck-body relaxing as its eyes close, tears lessening.

“What the shit,” you hear Sanji mutter from way behind you, and ignore it.

>Now, how about you come along with us nicely and show us what a well-behaved snake you can be, huh?
>... I’m sure once we’ve kicked God’s ass, the Skypieans can sort out a better food source for you.
>........ You’re my baby now.
>Other?

>>3503127
Ensign Danger D. Noodle, reporting for duty!
>smoboss’ face when instead of having a ship’s cat, they have a massive snek
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>>3503159
>>........ You’re my baby now.
yessssssss
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>>3503087
>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm? I understand not so long ago I also thought killing people was okay
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>>3503159
The D. stands for danger: Danger Danger Noodle.
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>>3503159
>>........ You’re my baby now.
Pirates get cool dogs. We get a cool snake. Basically the same thing
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>>3503159
Wouldn't mind snekpet, but now it has to be earned
>Now, how about you come along with us nicely and show us what a well-behaved snake you can be, huh?
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>>3503159
>........ You’re my baby now
WE WILL HOLD IT AND TAKE CARE OF IT AND LOVE IT LOTS AND LOTS AND WE SHALL NAME HIM GEORGE
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>>3503159
>>........ You’re my baby now.
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>>3503163
>I understand not so long ago I also thought killing people was okay
Thank Seasus I’ve already finished my tea or I’d have choked to death...
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>>3503159
>>........ You’re my baby now.
FLASHMAN LUCK WINS AGAIN

This would spawn so many flashman conqueror theories it's not even funny
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>>3503163
Supporting this, hilarious
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>>3503174
The viewers will just brush this arc off as filler because we are clearly too overpowered.
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>>3503159
>>........ You’re my baby now.
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>>3503159
>>........ You’re my baby now.
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>>3503174
The best thing: it was just sheer (metal) balls.
And a nat100, but that is ooc.

>>3503159
>........ You’re my baby now.

My only problem is, or will be, the tear-jerking moment when we will have to leave her habitat.
Can't keep her anons, we going away from her home.
And now I'm sad.
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>>3503184
>can't keep it
We can promise to return one day for it and leave it with the Ark Maxim.
Then when we return we can feed it a flying zoan.
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>snek babby. luv snek babby. protecc.

As you scritch-scritch-scritch the scaly chin, you gaze upon the slowly-reassured face of the hissy-spaghetti, while it snuggles closer to your fingertips.

Aaaahhhh... oh nooooo... it’s too cute...

Your eyes gleam. “........ You’re my baby now.”

“Ssssaa?”

“No, seriously, what the shit?” Sanji again.

>Name snek?? (What?)
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>>3503196
Flashy Jr.
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>>3503196
>Noodle D. Anger (pronounced "aynjer")
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>>3503196
George, The Friendly Snek
these dubs say so
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>>3503196
>>Stephanie
The only correct name
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>>3503198
Wait uh.
Hold on
Fee Lashy Jr.
We're under cover.
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>>3503196
Was it boy or a girls snake?
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>>3503199
Support
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>>3503200
Well, can't argue with the dubs. Supporting
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>>3503196
Anima/Animus
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>>3503199
Yes. This. Support.
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>>3503196
>>3503199
Why the fuck not? Support. Also.
>>Quiet Sanji I'm busying adopting right now and your ruining the moment.
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>>3503199
Support.
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>>3503199
>>3503196
supporting
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>>3503203
Canonically it’s male. Can you actually tell this? No, because you have no idea about snake genitalia and it seems rude to look.
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>>3503196
>>3503199
100% support
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>>3503199
Support.
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>>3503204
>Roll 100
>Roll 98
>Vote for dubs 99
Only in this quest will things come together so perfectly
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>>3503225
And it’s the person who rolled the nat100 who picked its name!

DESTINY

By the way, is Danger your son or daughter?
>son
>daughteru
>precious snek child of indeterminate gender
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>>3503199
>The D. is an inherited name.
Ensign Anger, are you ready to rock Best of 3?
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>>3503230
>daughteru
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>>3503230
Apologies, Anger, not Danger. I assume Noodle is its first name, and not Noodle.

>>3503231
SSHHHHHHHHHH, you weren’t meant to find that out until it started with combat rolls.
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>>3503230
Canonically male, so son?
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>>3503230
>precious snek child of indeterminate gender
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>>3503230
>>precious snek child of indeterminate gender
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>>3503230
>>precious snek child of indeterminate gender
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>>3503230
>precious snek child of indeterminate gender
We shouldn't make assumptions, because they're our child and we love them.
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Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d2)

>>3503230
>son
>daughteru
Dice best of three, decide mah fate
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>>3503230
>>precious snek child of indeterminate gender
We aren't going to impose gender roles on our precious child, it's current year.
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>>3503239
Wow, so i guess im going son
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3503230
>daughteru!
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>>3503230
>precious snek child of indeterminate gender

Snek is snek
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>>3503230
>>precious snek child of indeterminate gender
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Looks like 3-2-7 for son-daughter-snek.

Precious snek child, Noodle D. Anger acquired.
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>>3503230
>>son
This is quite possibly the most baffling vote we've had. What's the point?

And yet it still has more voters than how to attack the damn snake in the first place
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>>3503235
>>3503236
>>3503237
>>3503238
>>3503242
>>3503249
>>3503252
Indeterminate
>>3503243
>>3503234
Son
>>3503232
>>3503245
Daughteru
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>>3503230
Babu
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>Three D.s vs Enel
Hory shit.
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>Shortly after receiving its new name, the Snek starts hearing The Voices
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>ur a papa now
>smoboss and klaus are grandpapas to a snek
>your charlotte blood is truly strong

“I dub thee Noodle D. Anger,” you decide, still scratching away. “Now, come on, Anger, we’ve got a long way to go before we punch God in the face and, I dunno, steal his gold.”

“And ring his bell!” Vivi adds helpfully, which isn’t helpful at all and make sure no sense, but okay.

“Are we seriously bringing a giant snake along with us?!” Kohza sounds less happy. “One that just tried to eat us?”

You look over your shoulder at the assorted pirates. Strawhat’s eyes seem a little glazed, oddly, but the rest appear to be relaxing, though some still seem a little wary. Especially Karoo, who eyes the snake as only a prey animal can.

“Anger’s learned its lesson now,” you say, reaching up to pat the injured snout. “It eon’t attack us again, will you?”

Anger eagerly wriggles its head in what you assume to be a shake, long frills swaying.

“There, see?”

“It’s not gonna fit on Merry,” Sogeking mutters, chin in his hand.

Strawhat’s eyes are clearing, and he blinks away the last of the dazedness. “It can come with us for now, right? God’s just in the city, yeah?”

“Apparently so.” Nico stares at the snake with an expression somewhere between resignation and apathy. “It’s hard to find a reliable source, and Aisa only knows so much.”

Strawbrat nods. “Okay! Let’s just keep going, then! And if you try to eat anyone, I’ll punch you, okay?”

Anger stares at him, blinks, then looks to you for confirmation. You shrug. “Ssssaaaa...”

Apparently that’s good enough, because Strawhat just grins and folds his arms. “All right! Let’s keep going!”

>Roll 1d100, middle of 3 for Stuff.

Break while I eat, because huuuungry.

>>3503255
Because I didn’t know whether it keep calling it ‘it’ or not. ... And because it gives me time to read ahead and plot shit out. Reading Water 7 right now, poor Merry...
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>>3503285
what have we done
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3503295
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3503295
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3503295
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3503295
Did we get our second cannonball back? Or any scales?
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>>3503300
SUCH A LUST FOR CRITS

WHOOOOOOO?!?!
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3503300
No fucking way
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>>3503300
Yay ?
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>>3503300
KEK
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>>3503300
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So are we now Arthur D. Anger? I like it!
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>>3503300
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
NO MATTER WHAT TIMELINE
DICE GODS LOVE OUR PETS
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>>3503311
No, we’re Noodle D. Arthur now. Anger is the given name.
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Rolled 55, 64 = 119 (2d100)

>>3503317
...Rolling for how the dice gods feel about Stefan vs. their thoughts on Noodle.
For science.
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>>3503300
>Nat100
>Dub dub
Do you hear that?
Sounds like BPQM's plans screaming then suddenly dissapearing
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>>3503318
HAHAHAHA. Our bounty poster will be amazing.
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>>3503295
We really only need to help it on the way down, and it should be fine... Right?

>>3503300
And another soul is lifted to the Hall of the Named. We might genuinely be able to buy Conqueror's by next week at this rate.
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>>3503300
.......

pick a fucking trip

damn you

damn you all

crit override means the 100 instead of middle roll, dammit

>>3503311
In-Quest you just stuck the D. in there because a) it’s funny to call it Danger-Noodle, b) Garp’s a D. and he’s the one who taugh you how to Fo Cannonballs... but I guess with Luffy and Ace, you know it’s a family thing, soooo....

>>3503318
That’s a good point. Unless you want to go with your home island’s style of naming and go First Last instead of Last First.
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>>3503300
So do I put on a tripcode now?
Guess so.
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>>3503300
>Nat 100
>Double dubs
Holy fucking shit. Dice Gods really love your quest, BPQM
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>>3503323
First Last was kinda my intention desu, since I kinda forgot it's normally Last First, but I think it might be better to hold to a vote or something since it's been locked in now.
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>>3503328
Or they hate me....
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>>3503332
What was it for anyway...?
I guess we'll find out.
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>>3503336
"Stuff".
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Considering it was your choice of name, I kind of feel it should be First Last as you intended, but I didn’t even think about it back then, so let’s hold a vote.

>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
>ANGER IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur D. Noodle.
>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur Anger, you just stuck the D. in in snek’s name because it sounds cool.
>ANGER IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur Noodle, you just stuck the D. in snek’s name because it sounds cool.
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>>3503341
>>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
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>>3503341
>>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
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>>3503321
Does that mean we get to meet someone else from the department?
Or is Flashman going to be charged with collecting his own bounty photo?
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>>3503341
>>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
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>>3503341
>>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
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>>3503345
>"flashman why does it look like he took a selfie with the camera"
>Flashy: "uh, he... stole it? and then dropped it after taking the picture?"
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>>3503341
>>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
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>>3503341
ANGER IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur D. Noodle
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>>3503341
NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur Anger, you just stuck the D. in in snek’s name because it sounds cool
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>>3503341
>>ANGER IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur D. Noodle.
Protest vote because Arthur D'Noodle sounds hilarious
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>>3503341
>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
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>>3503348
>Arthur D. Anger's bounty photo is him standing menacingly on top of a giant snake
Kuja Pirates gonna sue.
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>>3503341
>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
O rite.
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>>3503341
>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
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>>3503341
>>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
I see the crit wagon arrived while I was out. Nice.
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>>3503341
>>3503341
>>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
>>
Heading home, sorry, update laterish.
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>>3503341
>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
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>>3503386
Riot
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So, if the noodle ends up associated with Arthur, does that mean we can't keep him around when we're Flashman? Where will they go? Unless we can somehow disguise the noodle...
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>>3503405
We just put a giant fake mustache and glasses on snek.
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>>3503405
We need to feed snek a Zoan.
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>>3503410
Geek Grandpa for his Human Human fruit?
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>>3503415
...no?
Preferably I'd like to feed it a bird froot.
You know.
So we have a giant Feather Boa.
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>>3503410
>>3503415
Clearly we need...
Human Human Fruit Model:Child
For perfect daughteru/sonaru
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Nah, we need the snake-snake fruit, for the double bluff
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Who will be the first loved one by flash to die? My money is on Klaus or best sister. Hope not tho
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>>3503405
IF we eat Lightning fruit, maybe it can fit on Ark Maxim?
Or hell, feed Lightning fruit to the snek and have it live IN Ark Maxim.
Or just have it stay on Skypia as new god.
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>>3503429
God damn it you're right.
Inevitably meeting the Kuja Pirates will be even better with a literal Snek Child.
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>>3503433
Literally nobody because with the power of lightning we can protect them.
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>>3503421
>Giant Quetzalcóatl-looking snek coming down from the heavens to get headpats from a random marine commander
Fund it
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>>3503436
Turns out that all sneks can swim. Venomous ones apparently float when stationary as well.

Surprise.
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>>3503455
One problem tho, we're in the sky. Getting a huge snek down may be difficult.
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>>3503459
Further evidence in support of lightning snek. Getting it down would be trivial.
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>>3503459
Nola is BIG. She could survive the drop unharmed?
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>>3503459
We just need like 20 of those octoballoons. It'll be fiiiine.
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>>3503467
Wouldn't it be the opposite?
I mean, that saying about bigger things falling down harder is a saying for a reason...
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>>3503341
>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger
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>>3503459
Nah, just stick it in the Arc and then crash the Arc on the remains of Mocktown. I'm sure Smoboss won't freak out too much.

Back and tallying.
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>>3503524
>crash the Ark
Excuse me but we might need that solid gold WMD
Let's just attach Jet Dials to snek and Merry.
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>>3503524
For some reason this really hammered home how weird it'd be for Smoker and co after Flashy gets back down if he gets the Lightning fruit and the Ark. Power-wise, it's like if he went through the fucking 2-year timeskip in a week.
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>>3503541
>HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE, FOR ME IT WAS 20 YEARSSSSS
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>>3503541
I think at this point we can probably just assume that Flashy operates on a different time scale, considering he's already undergone a massive power boost in like a month or two.
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>>3503549
>the power of D
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>>3503360
Draw-anon, please...we need this for any future Arthur threads.
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>>3503547
>dye your hair white and draw wrinkles on your face
>hobble over to papasmo and ta-sis-i with a walking stick
>i'm 80 years old, young'uns
>you'll never be older than me now, lieutenant junior grade
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>>3503547
We need to pull that if we have a chance. Fake beard, more gravely voice.... that or time traveler Flashy.
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>>3503560
Now that i think about it, there was that one filler ark with a mist cloud that traps you in time.
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>Dont check on the quest for the entire day
>We roll 2 Nat 100s and obtain snek child
Good work everyone.
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>>3503563
>Time traveler
We can do a straight up Terminator entrance with the Lightning fruit
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>>3503568
Just a day in the life.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3503568
Don't encourage them, they must be punished for their sins.

>you are now Mysterious Hero Arthur D. Anger, photographer of the Mi-Mi-Mi Pirates, proud father of a beautiful danger noodle
>and you keep rolling frigging 100s.

Noodle is a sweet, darling child who's never done anything wrong (except for probably eating people, but whatever), and happily follows along behind its new papa and company.

You'd kind of like to ride it, but maybe that's a little too forward for now?

In any case, the general air of upbeat acceptance becomes sheer awe as the group heads past where you, Nico and Chopper found the directions slab yesterday, and progress onwards into the city itself.

A city of actual, literal gold.

Who builds things with gold?! Even if you have that much lying around, what moron thinks that's a practical architectural material?!

Whatever the case, there's a chorus of impressed noises as your group steps out from the forest and into the overgrown, golden city.

The Witch looks like she wants to rub her face against everything.

"Kicking God's ass, first," you remind her, to which she sighs longingly and drags herself away from a golden lantern. You're pretty certain she was considering licking it.

Nick, meanwhile, frowns as she stares up and ahead. "That giant stalk is in the center of the city... and there's another cloud layer above."

"Eh? Then God is... higher up?" Strawhat sounds annoyed. "Lets just cut it and God'll fall down to us!"

Zoro is less enthused. "Is the stalk holding that layer of cloud up? If it's not, there's no point. Let's just climb it."

You keep getting closer as the debate continues, until the golden buildings give way to not only the thick base of the stalk erupting from the ground, ruins shattered around it; but a massive cage of thorned metal taller even than your new child, and just as wide.

Oh, and there's several people lying inside it. Bleeding. A lot.

The man standing in front of the cage, facing you all, wears sunglasses and carries a sword, but that's where his similarities to your own minion Sunglasses end.

"Your challenge to God hasn't gone unnoticed, heathens," he announces, as if there aren't a bunch of exotic dead/dying bodies lying in a freaky-ass cage behind him. "Soon you will be free of all-"

"MINE," Zoro gleefully yells, ripping his swords from their sheathes and charging forwards.

"CHEATING MOSSHEAD!"

... Ah, dibs. Always a pleasure.

>Should we have lunch?
>You know, we could probably climb onto the cage and up the stalk while he's distracted...
>Should we help those wounded guys?
>Other?
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>>3503651
>>Should we help those wounded guys
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>>3503651
>Should we help those wounded guys?
Need to cement Arthur's good guy image in the Strawhat's eyes
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>>3503651
>>You know, we could probably climb onto the cage and up the stalk while he's distracted...
>>Should we help those wounded guys?
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>>3503651
>>Should we help those wounded guys
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>>3503651
>Should we help those wounded guys?
What was the 100 for anyway?
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>>3503651
>You know, we could probably climb onto the cage and up the stalk while he's distracted...
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>>3503651
>>Should we help those wounded guys?
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>>3503651
>Should we help those wounded guys?
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>>3503661
Stuff.

But seriously, background stuff, you'll see it back in the Blue Sea. You can have some loose scales off Noodle as well, due to eventual shedding, but that's not really important right now.
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>>3503651
>>Should we help those wounded guys?
Eventually Nico will come to regret telling Arthur to be nicer.
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>>3503651
>Should we help those wounded guys?
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>>3503651
>>Should we help those wounded guys?
We only kill people, we dont let people we didnt kill die!
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>>3503651
Wait OP. Wasn't literally ALL the Gold from Shandora taken by Enel and used as wiring in his Ark Maxima? Thats why the Shandorians wanted to give the Strawhats that massive golden pillar from that broke free from The Bell, only for the Strawhats to see it while it was under a tarp, causing them to think its a gaint cannon and running for their lives with only the Loot they got out of Nola's stomach?
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>>3503689
Was it ALL the gold? I thought it was just the majority? Shit, if it's the case that it's all of it, then just mentally retcon it so that the layers of gold have been stripped from the ruins, guys. I thought there was quite a bit of gold left in the city, but I'm working off phone and limited data at the moment, so I don't want to check the manga.
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>>3503701
Shandora was built in 402 by the Shandorians, the ancestors of the Shandia. During the Void Century, Shandora fell to the Twenty Kingdoms that would soon become the World Government. The Shandia fought to protect their poneglyph. After the Void Century, Shandora crumbled to ruins but the Shandia continued to guard the city.[1]

In 1122, Mont Blanc Noland visited the city.[2] In 1127, Shandora along with the half of Jaya was shot up to Skypiea. Shandora was under the Skypieans' control for the past four hundred years while the Shandia fought to take back Upper Yard.

During Enel's reign, he enslaved Gan Fall's Divine Squad in order to have them mine all the gold out of Shandora, leaving only ruins. The gold was used to build part of the Maxim.[3]

After the Upper Yard War, Shandora was back in the Shandia's hands, along with the Skypieans who lost their homes on Angel Island.[4]

The Shandorian Golden Belfry Bell, Shandorian Poneglyph Chamber, and the Sacrificial Altar are three notable locations in Shandora

Yep. The Golds all in the Maxima.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3503708
Oops, thanks!

Okay, assume all the gold's mysteriously vanished and it's just the regular ruins then. Not that it matters, because all gold belongs to Noodle anyway.

>nice to be nice (but not)

"Should we help those wounded guys?"

Chopper nods furiously, as Zoro and probably-a-priest start furiously going at it. "Yes, they need a doctor immediately!"

Sanji, already walking towards the cage, sighs. "Chopper, you're a doctor."

While Dr Cutie fails in surprise at the reminder, you head over to take a look yourself.

You have no idea how they got inside the cage in the first place, but judging from the freaky shapeshifting abilities of the guy's sword, you suspect that's what's carved the wounds into them.

Three of them, two men and a woman, are still alive - the last, a massive guy, is clearly dead.

Strawhat pokes at one of the weird thorns on the bars, scowling, before drawing his arm back.

"Don't punch it, idiot!" The Witch reaches out to grab his arm, before a basic plan quickly comes together; Kohza turns to sand and enters between the cage's bars to provide some emergency aid, while Nico glances over at you.

"Mr Guest, can you break through these at all?"

>I could try my sword...
>I could try a cannonball...
>Doubt it.
>Other?
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>>3503738
>>I could try my sword...
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>>3503738
>I could try my sword...
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>>3503738
>I could try my sword...
Nico pls.
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>>3503738
>I could try my sword...
The cannonball, if successful, could hit someone. And if not the cannonball, any potential shrapnel certainly would.
And if it doesn't go through it might ricochet back at us!
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>>3503738
>>>I could try my sword...
M E T A L C U T T I N G
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>>3503738
>I could try my sword...
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>>3503738
>I could try my sword...
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>>3503738
>>I could try my noodle..
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>>3503738
>I could try my sword...
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>>3503751
No flash you can't pick locks with that pull your pants back up.
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>>3503755
We could pick the locks to wo-
>Flash back to seduction rolls
Weapons. I was going to say weapons
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>>3503755
How would our snake child even fit in our trousers?
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>>3503765
Pants of Holding-
Wait shit, this isn't D&D!
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I want to give snek either a human child froot or birb froot.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3503778
Rollin' fer small child froot

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for slicey-dicey
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3503787
Sword Prince
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3503787
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3503787
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3503787
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>>3503794
What can I say except you're welcome?
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>>3503794
Flashy's been doing ridiculously well today. Must've been that hangover cure.
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>>3503802
The recipe must have included a copious amount of sugar!
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>>3503802
It's Big Mom day. His ancestry is kicking in.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>94 + 49 = 143

You shrug, unsheathing Ka-tan. "I could try my sword..."

While most of the Strawhats watch the fight (either for fun or in case the guy starts attacking the rest of you, maybe), you swing Ka-tan back, carefully planning out where to need to cut, and then slam her forwards.

(Metal Cutting increased to B.8!)

You can feel the sudden resistance from the cage - if this is regular iron, you'll eat your cap - but Ka-tan forces her way through, though with a great deal more pressure than you'd have liked.

Another swing, further up, sends some of the odd, thorned bars tumbling, and Chopper rushes through the hole to take over from Kohza before you can even comment on the weird density.

"... I'll just guard here, then," you say, as Nico steps through to assist, and glance over at where most of the others are watching Zoro.

He isn't doing great, but he isn't getting his ass kicked - even awkwardly using Kami-e once or twice to dodge those freaky, shapeshifting strikes - so you motion Noodle over and give it avoid petting instead.

Bonding with your children is important! ... Although you have no idea what's going to happen to it when you get back home to the White Mist.

You're pretty sure Smoboss will murder you if you turn up with a giant, ex-maneating snake as your new child. It might not be considered normal.

>Watch the Zoro-fight.
>Help with the wounded... Shandians?
>Meh, it's just Zoro. Do something else. (What?)
>Other?
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>>3503836
>>Watch the Zoro-fight.
Chopper literally has all the hands he could ever want with Nico to assist. For now watch and make sure Zoro doesn't fukken die
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>>3503836
>>Watch the Zoro-fight.
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>>3503836
>Watch the Zoro-fight.
>Shout some unhelpful words of encouragement
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>>3503836
>Help wounded
We are a hero, and heroes look out for the little guys
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>>3503836
>>Help with the wounded... Shandians?
We have to know some basic field stuff right?
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>>3503836
>Help with the wounded... Shandians?
or
>Meh, it's just Zoro. Do something else. (Look for more dials)
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>>3503836
>Help with the wounded... Shandians?
Pick up some tips on first aid
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>>3503836
>Help with the wounded... Shandians?
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>>3503836
>Watch the Zoro-fight.
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>>3503836
>Watch the Zoro-fight.
Too many cooks spoil the broth. The Shandians have enough help.
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>>3503836
Supporting
>>3503846
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>>3503836
>Watch the Zoro-fight.
>Offer him Ka-tan's help if he needs it.
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>>3503836
Hey, shouldn't Metal Cutting already be a B.8? We increased it to that when Zolo taught us to widen our sword shit.
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>>3503836
>help wounded
>pick up bits of the cage
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>>3503866
Woah, lets not be hasty!
I seriously hope that you were implying us joining in on the fight, and not loaning our baby.
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Rolled 50, 30, 32, 90, 91 = 293 (5d100)

>>3503874
Huh huh, apologies, I just checked my notes, and you're right. Swordsmanship is 51 as well, not 49, I forgot you'd recently increased them both and just went off memory.

Metal Cutting is now at B.95 instead, and I think I'll go to sleep, because I'm clearly too tired for this tonight.

Rolling for background stuff, thanks for playing and good night, all...
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>>3503884
>90
>91
Oh my~~
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>>3503884
I just caught up, and just was about to yell at you for that, glad you remembered.

So cloooooooooooose to A rank!
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>>3503884
Hey, any Sword Perk for hitting the 50 milestone?
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>>3503555
>Flashman fighting an enemy

>Flashman: Looks like it's time to GIVE HER THE D!

>Tashigi:...do you hear yourself talk?-

>Flashman: DESTINY SLASH!!!
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>>3503196
>go to sleep
>wake up again
>you've all claimed the snake as your child
Big yikes from me, but sure! Let's see how this plays out with Smoker. And Tashigi. And Klaus. And Marine HQ. And feeding it. And making sure a bigger Sea King doesn't eat it. AND maintaining everything else going on in our strange, strange life.
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>>3504559
>whats next, we find and adopt godzilla?
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>>3504559
Meh, just keep it in the arc maxim like the Alpha 5 to our power ranger.
>Crap, injustice is going on and as Flashman my hands are tied by red tape!
>Looks like a job for MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
>shoots up to the floating Ark Maxim high up in the sky
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>>3504592
>Neglecting our new child
c'mon son
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Hey guys, on the off chance shitty edge boi wanted to make some shitty artwork, what color is nola's scales
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>>3504875
Thx

imma need to edit this a lot hopefully be done by tomorrow
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BP?
You alive?
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>>3505272
I was just about to ask this, hope she's ok
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>>3505272
>>3505281
i died

RL kicked my arse, sorry, writing now.
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>7-6 for lolonoa
>90 Zolo, 91 Ohm

Seeing as they seem to have (literally) all the hands they need for the wounded warriors (and because you know approximately zero first aid), you decide to watch the fight instead.

Not that you actually care about the stupid swordsman's stupid fight, but it's something to do.

The remainder of of the Strawhats, plus Sogeking, are cheering as they watch, ready to move on the occasion of the priest-guy attacking them instead. As It is, he seems pretty busy with Zoro, and a lot more competent than you two that you faced.

Zoro has all three swords out, and is... surprisingly good. You're not going to say 'impressive', because no pirate is impressive, but he's aggravatingly strong, fast and skilled, and his grasp of Kami-e is quickly increasing as he realizes how useful it is for avoiding the priest's bullshit attacks.

... Seriously, it's a cool weapon, but it's not a sword. Really. Swords don't DO that.

>YOU SUCK, RORONOA!
>(yaaaaaaaaaawn)
>(watch carefully)
>Other?
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>>3505328
>(watch carefully)
Hmm
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>>3505328
>activate haki, feel out for GOD
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>>3505328
Supporting these
>>3505331
>>3505330
>>
>>3505328
>>(watch carefully)
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>>3505328
>>(watch carefully)

Kek, he's going to surpass us with Kami-E almost Immediately.
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>>3505328
>>(watch carefully)
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>>3505328
>>(watch carefully)
Maybe we can pick up the beginnings of some new tricks. Wonder if Zoro's achieved Pound Cannon bullshit at this stage like in canon
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>>3505328
>>(watch carefully)
>>
>>3505328
>>(watch carefully)
I actually love the narrative of us showing him Kami-E, then him immediately having to put that training into use.
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>>3505328
>(watch carefully)
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>>3505328
>(watch carefully)

Glad ur not ded
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>>3505331
Support
>>
>be a good rival

Ignoring the delighted whoops of Strawhat, you watch carefully, even as the priest slams an 'Iron Whip' technique through yet another wall.

Zoro seems to have figured out that the guy knows exactly where he is, and doesn't bother to hide - he's making use of high mobility instead, although the priest is doing far too well at keeping him at range.

... Really, that is NOT a sword, dammit.

Roronoa is slowly getting the priest's measure, but it's hard going - something you're grateful for, because it means you're seeing a lot more than in your own fights with your self-proclaimed rival.

Annoyingly, some of it's even educational.

(Swordsmanship +1! Kami-e increased to C.8!)

"That's enough!" After nearly slamming into a giant wall formed out of the not-sword, Zoro apparently can't be bothered any more. Probably mostly because Sanji keeps mocking him from the sidelines.

And then he pulls out the '108 Pound Cannon' technique, which brings him victory through FLYING GODDAMN SLASHES, because why not.

You swallow hard, even as the others (minus a scowling Sanji) burst into cheers. It's not like you didn't know flying slashes were possible, of course - you've even seen them done at the Academy. But you sure as hell can't do them YOURSELF.

Which means Roronoa Zoro is definitely ahead of you. Fuck.

On the bright side, he made his moves nice and clear while he was performing that stupid, asshole technique...

(Basic understanding of flying slashes gained, can be practiced!)

Roronoa ambles over, flashing a smug look at the chef as he does, sheathing his swords.

"That was really cool, Zoro!" Strawhat beams, the others adding their own, more casual congratulations.

>(Pretend you weren't paying attention to the fight.)
>That wasn't too awful, I guess.
>Kind of slow, weren't you?
>He was definitely tougher than my two.
>Other?
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>>3505388
>Huh, this one actually DID something except for rolling on his side and die.
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>>3505388
>That wasn't too awful, I guess.
B-baka

>(Basic understanding of flying slashes gained, can be practiced!)
I hope one day we can pull these off with the fans too, for extra style points
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>>3505388
>>He was definitely tougher than my two.
Let's not be an ass now, we can admit when other people are better than the shit tiers we one shot
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>>3505388
>>(Pretend you weren't paying attention to the fight.)
>>That wasn't too awful, I guess.
Tsun Flashy go
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>>3505388
>That wasn't too awful, I guess.

It's not like I respect you or anything, I-Idiot!
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>>3505388
>>He was definitely tougher than my two.
Maybe not, though. I mean, he still died in one hit. It just took longer to get that hit in.
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>>3505388
>>He was definitely tougher than my two.
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>>3505388
>He was definitely tougher than my two
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>>3505388
>>He was definitely tougher than my two.
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>>3505388
>"He was definitely tougher than my two."
>Give Zoro a nod of begrudging respect.
>>
>resist the tsun, you really are a good rival

"He was definitely tougher than my two," you admit a little reluctantly, regarding the two losers you... well, you wouldn't call it 'fought'.

Weirdly, Zoro looks even more smug after that, as if the opinion of a random, cannonball-throwing weirdo means anything, before he's pulled aside to have his wounds looked over by Robin.

Doctor Cutie's still hard at work on the Shandians, which means, much to Strawhat's disappointment (he wants to go beat up God) and delight (food), a general break for lunch is agreed.

As bento boxes are unpacked, and the surviving Shandians roused to consciousness, you can help but eye the defeated priest warily.

>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.
>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
>Other?

Leaning back against Noodle's massive side, you give the rice a poke with your chopsticks and start eating.

>Talk to anyone (who? About?)
>Just relax and eat.
>Other?
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>>3505439
>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?

>Sogeking
>So how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?
Also I wanna sound him out about the whole Luffy thing, has Arthur changed much there?
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>>3505439
>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
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>>3505439
>>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.
>>Nami
>>What's with your obsession with the Gold City?
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>>3505439
>>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.
Cause all the priests are murderous assholes.

Lets not forget the introduction seen to them in canon, of hunting down a crew of random treasure hunters from the Blue Sea, slaughtering them all, and then getting into a big argument over who has to the right to kill the last guy.
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>>3505439
>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.
>But that's apparently not how the strawhats do things, so let's not.

>Talk to Witch-Thief, try and work out where the strawhats are heading next. If nothing else, Smoboss will want to know.

We haven't actually spoken to Nami yet this adventure. I'm curious as to what she thinks of us.
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>>3505439
>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
We kinda made almost the same point with our snek-child.
Also, if we get actual sentients weapons we'll probably Need to teach them restraint anyway.
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>>3505439
>>3505446
>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
>>Sogeking
>>So how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?
It's an important question.
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>>3505439
>>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.
>>Some people need it and these guys definitely do.
>>Strawhats would probably have a hissy fit though, so just leave him. If it ends up biting them in the ass, all the better.
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>>3505439
>>3505446
Support
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>>3505439
>Other?
Nothing. I feel like those are two options that don't really make sense, Flash has never been so cold-hearted as to slit someone's throat when they're already defeated. And his usual style of killing people who are actively attempting to kill him and/or are pirates who are doing pirate things isn't some terrible thing to stand by.

Regardless, didn't he get hit by flying slashes? Gonna die of blood loss anyway.

>Talk to anyone (who? About?)
Nami, or Robin. One of the more sensible ones. Do they even have a plan to defeat God?

>>3505453
We talked while running from the snake. It was just about stuff we missed though.
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>>3505446
Support.
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>>3505439
>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
>Sogeking
>So how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?
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>>3505446
+1
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>>3505388
>>3505465
Support
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>>3505439
>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.
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>>3505439
>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down
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>>3505439
>>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
>>>Sogeking
>>>So how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?
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>>3505469
+1
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Rolled 6, 42, 31 = 79 (3d100)

It's been a long day and I'm talking asleep already, sorry guys. Haven't got much planned for tomorrow, so updates should start at usual time-ish.

Tomorrow will have giant dogs and an awful lot of corpses.
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>>3505439
>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
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>>3505439
>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
>Nami or Robin, see if we actually have any idea what we're doing.
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>>3505497
oh dear
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>>3505439
>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?

>>Sogeking
>>So how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?
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Also been keeping up via my Wii u and new Den Den mushi.

>Mfw i realize how much work i'm going to need to put into the paste tomorrow
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>>3505858
>Also been keeping up via my Wii u

good god man, thats as bad as doing it from a 3DS browser. i should know, ive done it
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>>3505858
>mfw I remember the days of trying to browse on a PSP
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>>3505919
I'll do you one better
>browsing on a Kindle
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>>3505439
>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.

>Just relax and eat.

offer a chunk of meat to noodle
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>>3505858
You're a good man Bob, we value your commitment
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>>3506074
>That meme
I see I've been lackluster in the defense of my property

Rest assured if it was not for the laws of this land I would've slaughtered you
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>>3505439
>>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.
>>Just relax and eat.
If we don't kill Him when hes down killing Enel when he is will be a bit odd
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>>3505439
>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
>>Just relax and eat.
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>>3506113
Eh, there’s a bit of a difference between a useless loser with a weird weapon and a murderous lunatic with a god complex. Course, when this guy is one of said lunatic’s pet murderers, that line courts a little...
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>>3505439
>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
>talk to
Sogeking about his adventures in Skypeia
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>>3505439 #
>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
Yeah, this votes not saying don't kill anyone; just that it doesn't need to be our default option
>talk to
Sogeking about his adventures in Skypeia
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>>3505439
>>3505446
Support

>>3506113
I mean, the way I figured this would work is less 'Killing Enel when he's down', and more...

>Enel plays around with the group for a while, then someone does something to piss him off. Cue massive lightning storm.
>Someone blows a crit for Flashy to survive and be in a position to counter. The vote goes something along the lines of: "You've only got one shot, so make it count. Use everything you've got. Observation Haki to the max, Metal Cutting because why not- hell, check if you've figured out flying slashes in the last 30 seconds." We crit this too.
>From the nearly unconscious Strawhats' point of view, world fades to black as Arthur staggers towards an arrogant Enel who is still convinced of his invincibility.
>...
>...
>...
S
L
A
S
H
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>>3506301
... I meant for the letters to be spaced across the screen. Apparently it doesn't work like that. First post on the site, though, so at least I've got that excuse.
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>>3506301
>>3506305
Assuming the Dice Gods roll in our favor (yeah right) we were already planning to cut Eneru in half while he does his "I'm teh Fucking StrOng" thing
We even had a crit-bearer to preemptively give us his crit for Enel's DF
Can't wait for tomorrow
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>>3505919
>>3505858
Mfw I used to read quests via a DS, then a PS3.

Thanks Bob, for doing what you do.

Remember we've got Armament Haki now, at the minimum level.

Kami E Is at C.8
Swordsmanship at 52
Metal Cutting at B.95
Armament at 1 (?) DC99 to activate
Throwing up evolved to YEET and Is now +10
Cannonballs Is like, okay I don't know that one.
Combat teaching went up

Trying to lighten the load a bit for ya
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Can flying slashes be metal cutting?
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>>3505858
Welcome back and thanks for your service! Karen left a nice big stack of paperwork on your desk, enjoy.

>>3506433
Yes, when you hit A in Metal Cutting and B in Flying Slashes. Good news, flying slashes are pretty simple once you've got the theory down, so it should level fast.

Once you've got A.5 in Metal Cutting, the skill will disappear and be folded in to Swordsmanship, along with a nice boost. Yay!
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Update around 4pm-ish britbong time.
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>>3506482
Dammit Karen, making more work for people. No joke, at my job whenever Karen emails it means a 200% increase in buttpain for the day.

Back on topic, since we have Kami-e will we need seperate teachers for other CP-9 techniques or does hobo-dad also have an understanding of them?
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>>3506530
10 minutes hype
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>>3506610
I lied, I’m still writing. Also Detective Pikachu is better than I expected, Sonic trailer is worse.

>>3506594
You’ll need to have separate tutors for other Rokushiki techniques, Kami-e was your only freebie.
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>>3506626
On a scale of 1-10

How much is Kaiju Torterra the raddest pokemon thing ever
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>>3506629
389/10

It was kinda of blatantly obvious, but I make allowances for kids’ movies to be heavy on the foreshadowing.
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>but one-shots are funny

While eating, you consider the unconscious priest. You already know the Strawhats are... hardly murderous, but the casual way everyone settles down not too far from a defeated enemy seems ridiculous to you.

Back on the White Mist, you were the somewhat eccentric one. Here, these assholes are making you the straight man, the responsible one who actually deals with enemies appropriately You don’t think you’re enjoying it very much.

More importantly... it actually seems to be working for them? Somehow. Leaving knocked out enemies in their wake, like they have no idea of it kicking them in the ass one day. It’s not like you’re some kind of a murderous lunatic, but your own inclinations - and Academy training - have always been very much directed towards ‘live capture where reasonable, but fuck ‘em if not’.

Not that you think there’s a problem with that! But... maybe you’ve been a little lax in the capturing-part, and gone towards killing as the first and second resorts? Maybe?

... Eh. Shit’s complicated.

You sigh, shoving after mouthful in your grub-hole, and then side-eye Sogeking, who’s eating his own food next to you, having finished regaling Doctor Cutie with tales of Sniper Island (he’s insisting it’s in people’s hearts, which you guess might be a local, cultural thing regarding loyalty to one’s home?

Although his face is wrapped in clean bandages, he seems a little familiar somehow.

“So,” you say, trying to be reasonably my friendly to the guy who thought dragging you aboard the Strawhat’s ship and opening you to a world of moral confusion was just fine and fun, “how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?”

(1/2)
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Although his face is wrapped in clean bandages, he seems a little familiar somehow.

“So,” you say, trying to be reasonably friendly to the guy who thought dragging you aboard the Strawhats’ ship and opening you to a world of moral confusion was just fine and fun, “how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?”

Sogeking pauses eating - almost freezing, really - before chewing slower, eyes hidden behind his goggles. Does he have the same eye problem that Sunglasses has?

“Uh - Usopp and I - well. Ha! You see, my good friend Usopp is a sharpshooter as well, and happened to wash up on the shores of Sniper Island, after his ship was sunk by, um, a huge school of seakings.”

He nods solemnly at his explanation, while several others nearby watch on with the blandest expressions you’ve ever seen. Presumably they either don’t know Usopp well, or have already heard this before. “Anyway, the annual Sniper Festival was coming up, and Usopp was taken in by the lowest-ranking sharpshooter-team on the island -“

Strawbrat butts in, eyes wide. “Sharpshooters have teams?!”

“Yes, absolutely, of course,” Sogeking confirms, “what a ridiculous question, everyone knows that.”

Shit, YOU didn’t know that. You keep quiet and try to look like you did.

“Anyway, for the medical care they gave him, Usopp decided to thank them by training them in his own secret sniping techniques -“

“What techniques?! Are they cool?!” Strawbrat and Doctor Cutie sure are bouncing now.

“They’re secret, I can’t tell you. But yes, they’re the coolest! So Usopp taught them his sniping skills, and led them to their first victory in the annual Sniper Tournament!”

“I thought it was a festival,” Sanji comments innocently.

“It’s both, okay?! It’s BOTH. So anyway, obviously Usopp was lauded around Sniper Island, for his amazing skill, and we all wanted him to stay - but he had to get back to East Blue, because there was a beautiful princess there who needed his help. So I, being the greatest sniper on the island -“

“Except for Usopp,” Zoro adds.

“Well, greatest NATIVE sniper, obviously - I offered to escort him on my ship. And that’s how we know each other!”

“Fascinating,” Kohza acknowledges, voice flat. “And where is this ship, now?”

“Oh, it was sunk in a, in a, a terrible storm! One whipped up by a foul sorceress after we saved Usopp’s princess from her!”

Sanji smirks, taking a deep drag on a cigarette. “Hey, Sogeking, who’s a better sniper - you or Usopp?”

“..... I. Um. Wouldn’t want to - a true sniper doesn’t brag of their skills! There’s no ‘better’ when it comes to shooting! Only sniper and target!”

“That doesn’t make any-“

“I’m-taking-a-leak-goodbye!”

Apparently speed is also a good attribute for a sharpshooter, because he vanishes in about five seconds flat.

(Options next)
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>..... Is it me, or is that Sogeking guy a little weird?
>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.
>Damn, that Usopp is an impressive guy.
>Other?
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>>3506661
>>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.
It's in your heaaaaaart
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>>3506663
>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.
>Does Pistol-chan know about Sniper Island? Does it exist in your heart?
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>>3506663
>>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.
We should ask Sogeking when the Festival Tournament is and try to go and take some pictures.
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>>3506661
>..... Is it me, or is that Sogeking guy a little weird?
>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.


<<“..... I. Um. Wouldn’t want to - a true sniper doesn’t brag of their skills! There’s no ‘better’ when it comes to shooting! Only sniper and target!”>>
>It's true! My gun feels the same.
Only with criminals as targets, but details...
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>>3506661
>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.
Oh god Im laughing too hard
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>>3506663
>>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.
I hope we get to hear the theme song
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>>3506661
We should ask for directions to this sniper island
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>>3506663
>>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.
>Damn, that Usopp is an impressive guy.
>>
>
You stare after his rapidly retreating back. Clearly the guy’s been holding it in for a while, and really needs to go. “Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.”

Zoro squints at you. “... Riiiight...”

“I know, doesn’t it sound amazing?!” Doctor Cutie is more enthusiastic at least, adorable sparkles in his adorable eyes in his adorable face. What you’re getting at is: he’s adorable.

“Yeah, and that festival sounds cool, too...” You’re already wondering if Pistol-chan would mind taking a few days off from JUSTICE for a, uh, research trip. Yeah. A research trip to improve your shooting skills. That’s right! “I should find out when it is.”

Doctor Cutie looks curious now. “Oh, do you like sniping, too, Arthur? I know you’ve got that pistol...”

“He doesn’t need to shoot, his swordwork’s fine,” Zoro butts in, despite it being absolutely none of his business.

You scowl at him. “I can shoot too, not to mention throw cannonballs -“ (You vaguely hear a dull groan from Strawhat’s direction, but ignore it.) “- more options is better.”

“No, you should just focus on one. It’s better that way.”

>I need Pi- my pistol for long-range, dumbass.
>Of course the swordsman’s going to think swords are best, but I love all my weaponry.
>You remind me of someone... someone’s who’s also a deranged sword-freak.
>Other?
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>>3506661
>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.
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>>3506702
>Of course the swordsman’s going to think swords are best, but I love all my weaponry.
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>>3506702
>"But I like all my weapons!"
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>>3506702
>"But I like all my weapons!"
Stop being Wehpun Elitist Zolo
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>>3506702
>>"But I like all my weapons!"
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>>3506702
>>Of course the swordsman’s going to think swords are best, but I love all my weaponry.
WE ARE A PROUD PAPA OF ALL OF OUR WEAPON CHILDREN ZOLO! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST WE ABANDON EVEN ONE OF THEM?! *Smacks him the face with a sky fish*
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>>3506702
>I need Pi- my pistol for long-range, dumbass.
And this is how we 'trick' Zoro into giving tips on flying slashes!
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>>3506702
>Of course the swordsman’s going to think swords are best, but I love all my weaponry.
Don't bring up Wado, don't bring up Wado...
...Maybe just imply that a man's relationship with his weapons is special
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>>3506714
Support.
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>>3506702
>"But I like all my weapons!"
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>>3506702
>>Of course the swordsman’s going to think swords are best, but I love all my weaponry.
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>>3506702
>well even though I could probably be the greatest swordsman in the world if I focused on just the swords, my dreams require me to be so much more than that
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>>3506702
>I need Pi- my pistol for long-range, dumbass.
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>>3506702
>>Of course the swordsman’s going to think swords are best, but I love all my weaponry.
>>
>but muh babbies

You scowl, shoulders tightening. “Of course the swordsman’s going to think swords are best, but I like all my weaponry.”

“You’ve got that weird lance as well now,” Zoro points out, eyes intent. “You can’t focus on your sword, pistol AND that... two-cannonball thing. Just pick one and focus on it, and you’ll be far better.”

“... Okay, I’ll focus on my pistol,” you decide, entirely to piss off the sword-freak.

“Not that one!”

“Shitty mosshead, stop telling other people how to fight,” Sanji chides, looking relaxed. “After meeting you, of course anyone would have an aversion to swords.”

... And now they’re trying to kill each other. Great.

You look away from the sword-versus-leg dual that’s breaking out to focus on your remaining food instead. It really is delicious.

>Do/say anything while everyone’s still eating?
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>>3506738
>>You never did see what other dials the not-swordsman guy had on him.
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>>3506738
Practice with the Lance I mean The Hot Rod
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>>3506738

>>3506740
Seconding.
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>>3506738
Ask Robin if the Strawhats are always this crazy.
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>>3506738
>Ask Robin, Nami or Kozha if the crew got a plan to beat up god
Rationale: Strawhat would just go "punch him real hard", other fighters are currently squabbling.
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>>3506738
>>3506746
>>3506740
Also this.
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>>3506738
>ASK VIVI (discretely) IF SHE ISN'T WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HER BEING ASSOCIATED WITH PIRATES IS GOING TO DO TO HER COUNTRY
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>>3506738
>>3506746
Supporting
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>>3506738
>>3506746
Support

>>3506741
That's Lance Corporal Rodney Heartburn to you soldier. Do I need to ship you out for insubordination?
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>>3506754
Nah senpai. Needs more a cultist bent since the guy we yeeted was a priest

Like Father Flame Poker
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I just wrote that up there really quickly because I wanted to bring to attention something that we've been ignoring for a while now

Vivi has to go back

If the strawhats continue to grow in infamy and the crown heir of a country is found among them it won't be good

The world government would likely turn on alabaster and we all know what bastards those guys are when it comes to country's

And curly wants her back as well

At the very least if not now I want to plant the seeds of needing to go back into her brain

For her good
For her countries good
And for JUSTICE
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>>3506760
Just put a mustache on her and call her BiBi
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>>3506740
+1
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>>3506746
>>3506738
Support

>>3506760
Dude Vivi isn't going back home unless someone physically drags her back by the hair - that was made pretty clear when Flashy used haki on her.
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>>3506757
Hmm, what about Lucy (No.)4. Too on the nose?
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>3506773
Dials.
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>>3506774
Tiny bit ye

What about Lord El Fuego
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>>3506782
Oh no....Ive got it. We call it Ace.
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>>3506775
What a shitty score...

Okay, you’re going to loot four Milky Dials (containing iron cloud), and one of your choice. Canon only, and no Reject Dials.

>Choose Dial
AND
>Take weird not-sword?
>Don’t take.

You can decide on lance name as well if you want, I gotta go grab some food.
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>>3506786
>Don’t take
It's gonna be useless outside Skypiea, we need not bother
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>>3506786
>Take
For Tashigi. It'll make a nice souvenir. And hopefully prevent her from murdering us.
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>>3506786
>Jet dial
>fuck this priest, take his sword thing
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>>3506786
>Take weird not-sword?
For Tashigi
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>>3506789
We can probably bootleg it into working with Goro Goro no Mi
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>>3506786
>take it and throw it away
>SCUM don't deserve nice things
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>>3506786
Impact Dial would be nice, those are kind of rare.
I hope we can get those Milky Dials exchanged for a Flame Dial plus some other more long term useful ones.
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>>3506757
Cardinal Cauterizer. He moonlights as a professional wrestler.

>>3506786
Lamp Dial for U T I L I T Y
Take, I guess.
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>>3506786
>>Impact
Pretty self expanatory; alternatively we could get:
>>Thunder
Could be pretty useful in tanking a hit or two from Enel.

>>Take Weird not-sword
Even though this is doesn't work like a sword outside of skypeia, it still makes a pretty good smoke bomb. Useful for a distraction or two.
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>>3506806
>U T I L I T Y
Thats what all those Milky ones are for, to trade for common and ordinary dials.
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>>3506786
>Impact Dial
>Take it
Better than letting him still have it even if it'll be useless for us below. And it'll still be useful for us while we're here.
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Looks like Impact is winning at the moment but not by much, any more votes for Dial?

Looks like taking it is pretty much locked in, if just to get it away from SCUM PRIEST.
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>>3506786
>See if the Straw Hats want any of these Dials.
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>>3506786
Impact
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>>3506406
Appreciate the effort Anon but now i've also gotta keep track of the following:
Weapons just in case (And their awakening)
Skills
Traits
Haki
Techniques
Dials (and other items of note)
Banked Re-rolls
Promises from the QM

And all of that has to be checked post by post in case errors occur and we don't want that.

>>3506482
Fucking Dammit Karen
*Starts Furiously Smoking a Cigarette*

Also done updating Boss double check my paperwork for me (It is now cannon that Bob has a +100 to Bureaucracy and Paperwork and if QM allows it a Ink logia which he disguises as a paramecia and uses to do paperwork faster so he can stay in the HR department since I'm a lazy shit irl)
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>>3506833
Give stuff to pirates? What are you, some kind of filthy criminal?

>loot not-corpse

Quickly stuffing the last of your meal down your throat, you stand up and take a wander over to Mr Unconscious Scum Priest.

Then you start rooting through his pockets.

“A-Arthur, are you robbing him?!” The princess looks scandalized from where she’s sitting.

“Oh, sorry. I guess Zoro gets dibs. Hey, do you want anything?”

“Don’t care!” He seems to be more focused on blocking a succession of rapid kicks anyway, so you shrug and keep rifling through the pockets. “Hm, just some Milky Dials again... oh another Impact one. Nice.”

“Does he have any cash?” Of course that’s the Witch.

“No,” you say, with some disappointment. You could maybe have bought some Dials in the town with local currency.

No-one has anything against you taking the not-sword either, although Zoro mutters something (probably insulting) about too many weapons. You ignore him, because he’s stupid and wrong. And stupid. Also, wrong.

Most importantly, with everyone finished eating, it’s time to climb the... massive stalk-thing... into the sky...

Yeah, this is dumb. This is really dumb. How are you going to explain this shit to Smoboss?

... Fuck it, you take a few pictures of it (and of your cute new baby snek), and start to climb with the others.

>Roll 1d100 for climbing a giant goddamn beanstalk what the fuck. Best of 3.
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>>3506831
Question.
Does Eisen Dial in the Eisen Whip produce, or only store eisen clouds? Because wiki only inconclusively states it 'emits' them.
Also, it seems like in this quest Milky dials can store eisen clouds, so I would guess it actually produces them.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3506858
inb4 1 and we die by failing to climb a plant
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>i may have to re-do my updates just as i fucking saved it
>Mfw
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3506858
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>>3506862
Don't worry, I just checked it, and it the updates went through
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3506858
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>>3506867
Y E S
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>>3506867
Uh oh.
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>>3506867
OH GOD NOOOOOOO
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3506867
Ahh Climbing our one natural enemy!
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>>3506858
Should have had our child carry us half way up first.
>>3506867
Oof.
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>>3506867
Whelp, I guess we die.
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>>3506867
So this is how we die. Not to a god or anything, but a fucking plant....Zoro was right, heights are dangerous
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>>3506867
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

FUCKING BEANSTALKS
THE ROOFS OF NATURE
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>>3506854
>>3506862
You are a pure and beautiful angel. Especially for keeping track of the Dials, which I had completely forgotten to do and was planning to go back and check, hoho. (Also, service record is good, thank you.)

Can’t see any mistakes, except I think we’ve decided on the meteor hammer being Meteor-sama?

>>3506881
Don’t make me have Zoro freak out over potentially cursing all his rival stuff with Weird Falling Disorders, please, it’s too good.

Eating now, update soonish.

>Roll 1d100, lowest of 3 for S T U F F
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>>3506882
ROOFS OF NATURE!
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
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>>3506867
>N-nani!?!?
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3506884
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3506884
Since I'm a prophet, 3 nat 100's ruining BP's plans
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3506884
Oh for fucks sake
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3506884
>>3506887
hahaha
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>>3506887
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>3506881
>Zoro gets new rival
>they immediately fall to their death
*Saddest Trombone*
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>>3506881
The fate of Zoro's rivals. Death by falling down x.
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>>3506887
Ye-
>>3506888
God dammit
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>>3506887
>>3506888
EHHHHHHH
NANIIIIIIII
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>>3506888
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>>3506887
>>3506888
I

I don’t know

WHat to do
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>>3506887
>>3506888
Biggest wew.
You saved us 100man.
You saved us.
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>>3506888
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3506887
What in the Godamn fuck. Flashman stop.
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>>3506867
>1
>>3506887
>100
>>3506888
>1
My sides
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>>3506887
>>3506888
SCHIZO DICE, I SUMMON THEE
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>>3506901
Spontaneously develop geppo.
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>>3506901
Does 100 guy still get anything if his roll is invalidated by the 1?

>>3506902
Excellent glass half-full approach, anon
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>>3506901
Lowest of three. Lay it on us.
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>>3506907
>I die
>I liv
>I die again
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>>3506913
Ah you see, 100s override lowest/middle of rolls
1s override best of rolls.
In quests 100s usually have priority.
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>>3506887
YOU pick a trip.

>>3506888
YOU commit sudoku.

I’m gonna eat my burger and try to figure out how to do this.
If anyone ever complains about Flashy being a D, I’m gonna punch them.

>>3506912
>>3506913
Crits override... but that’s both 1 AND 100... I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
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>>3506888
AHAHA
Holy shit
I can't even be mad about this, GG Dice Gods.

Eagerly waiting to see what BPQM has in store for us.
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>>3506916
The reasonable choice is the 100 and 1 cancel out, giving a 4

But the fun choice is random insanity luck explosion
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>>3506916
Hear me out: Flashman falls, and is knocked unconscious, maybe even gravely injured. And that's sad.

But through a series of unlikely coincidences, his body is catapulted upwards and ends up falling onto Enel just as he's about to murder the Strawhats, snapping his neck instantly.
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>>3506901
BP is... is Flashy dead?
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>>3506887
>>3506888
wHATs going on here
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>>3506916
Two for one BP. Hilarious fail and suprising super win. Thats probably best for your sanity. May Seasus have mercy on your soul.
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>>3506916
100 and 1 override
100 is 99 bigger than 1 so it overrides 99 times more
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>>3506919
Pretty much this. I think it would be a fail overall but it goes from incredibly huge fail to incredibly huge win outta nowhere then reality hits and we have a regular fail.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

Eyy Dice Gods, how is Ace doin?
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>Roll 1d100, best of 3

If anyone crits again, I’ll kill you all.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3506935
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3506935
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3506935
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3506935
100
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3506935
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>>3506935
What about a 1
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3506887
>>3506888
The closer we get to Enel the more crazy the dice get? Clearly the dice gods are pissed that they're not the only god in the quest anymore.

>>3506935
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>>3506937
Inb4 this is an observation haki roll
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>>3506916
Trip?
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>>3506936
>>3506937
>>3506938
How nice and mediocre
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>>3506948
Tripcode
Username##Password
In the name field.
You got a special nat100 point
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>>3506948
Do you know what a tripcode? Because you rolled a nat100, you get to have a free re-roll at some point. The tripcode is to identify you when you decide to use it, so we know it’s you (in case it’s different thread or your ID has changed).
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3506935
Go out for a smoke come back and we have 2 nat 1s and a nat 100...

QM is this how you feel? cus seriously wtf guys
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Like this?
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>>3506960
Well yes but I doubt you want your username to be username or your password to be Password
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>>3506954
They can also maybe be used to buy conquerers in exchange for 10.
We currently have 8.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3506959
Yeeeeeeah, I’m still figuring out the details of next update. Damn it...

>>3506960
As anon below you said, best to pick a different password. A username would be nice, but isn’t necessary.

>>3506963
Yeah, it should be Hunter2.

Writing...
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>>3506960
Fixed it
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>>3504875
Don't mind this post
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Wait a second the he'll happened while I was go-

>1
>100
>1
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>>3506967
Someone (can’t recall who) offered up a crit in exchange for finding the Fruit if Enel dies, don’t forget.

>triple-crit bullshit

You’re reminded of just how much you hate climbing when, about a third of the way up the giant sky-stalk, your hand reaches out for a new grip, and apparently twists into some kind of soft, rotten section.

Your hand slips out, tugging you back in a sudden, unexpected jerk that makes you lose your other hand’s grip, boots scrabbling at the overgrown vegetation.

It doesn’t help.

Your heart skips a beat beforehand making up for it with about a hundred more, as your flailing arms grab at nothing but air, gravity gently reminding you of its existence.

Doctor Cutie’s horrified yelp follows you down. “ARTHUR!”

Well, shit.

By which you mean SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK

You try to scrabble in your pocket for a Milky Dial to make a cloud, but with wind and gravity asserting themselves, you can’t get a good grip on your pocket zippers.

SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK OH FUCK YOU’RE GONNA DIE

From far above, you can see a tiny, stretching arm hurtling down, but it’s too far, too slow -

THINK THINK TH- WAIT FUCK

Your hands latch around the lance, swinging it off your back, and then slam the damn pointy thing into the stalk - it doesn’t stop you, but it certainly slows the fall, stalk splitting as the lance judders down through it, and you increase your grip while reaching back with your other hand and grabbing the stupid not-sword.

This one spears into the stalk too, at a different angle - between the two weapons, your fall jerks to a slow and shuddering stop, your breathing rapid and eyes wide.

Pressing yourself close to the stupid, shitty, unsafe plant, you look up to where the Strawhats are just tiny figures, blurs of color. You can faintly hear their panicked cries fade as they realize you’re safe.

(Lance + 1!)

>Roll 1d100 for climbing, best of 3.

What did I do with the nat 1? Who knows...
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3506999
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3506999
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3506999
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3506999
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3506999
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>>3507004
WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS STALK OUR BITCH
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3506999
>999
Our fathers keepsake
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>>3506999
>What did I do with the nat 1? Who knows...
Hmmm, which weapon fell off?
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>>3506999
Damn, we gotta check our inventory for any missing items when were off the damned plant.
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>>3507014
Shit he has a valid point! or one of our babies!

Also figured i might as well grab a trip while i could i think i did it right
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>>3506999
Did we lose the apple?
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>>3507014
Fuck.
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>>3507016
It wasnt a weapon. It was the compass. Dun dun duuuuuhn!
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>>3507025
No, it was MR SPEEDY
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>>3507026
I can't believe mr. Speedy is fucking dead.
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Moo
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>>3507026
You wouldn't DARE
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>>3507026
I can't belive mr.speedy Is fucking dead.
He was a father! Or whatever counts for slugs!
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>>3507026
....the First family member has died....
It was the one we never suspected....
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>>3507034
You’re right, Mr Speedy is too pure and precious to die. I would quite literally kill off Flashy before I killed Mr Speedy.

That said, I’m heading home, so update in a sort of hourish or so, maybe. Probably longer, depending on buses.

Also. The 78 I rolled earlier is for Zoro freakout. THE RIVAL CURSE IS STRONG.
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>>3507041
>Falling down Stairs
>Falling down Stalks

same thing really.
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>>3507049
Just wait for him to see tactical rooftop action.
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>still have daily combat crit
>armament activates on DC 99
Can somebody say Dead Enel?
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>>3507056
You can't use daily crits to activate any Haki.
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>>3507056
Dead Enel. GoroGoroGoroGoro.
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>>3507057
what about if we got Armament DC to 0? could we then?
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>>3507057
Fuck!
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>>3507041
>Rival Curse
Flashman fakes his death and breaks Zoro's heart when?
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>>3507062
At DC 0 you can activate it at any time.
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>>3507070
Making the inevitable Enies Lobby appearance of Arthur D. Anger even more dramatic.
We do need to get our dufflebag back though.
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>>3507070
Calm down, Satan.

>be zoro
>finally find a decently-matched rival
>(sure, he uses other weapons too, but no-one's perfect)
>declare your rivalry
>revel in the bliss of a destined upcoming series of battles to the top
>he falls off a fucking plant a day later
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>don't even get a cool sword from him
>never find Wado
>become emo-angster and keep visiting 'magic'-users to try and break your curse
>mihawk is so confused

>>3507075
Zoro keeps those weapons in memory of you, the second person that heights took from him. Tragic.
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>>3507093
Zoro just needs to declare Mihawk his rival and the next day he'll fall off a ladder and break his spine.
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>>3507093
LIST OF THINGS WE NEED TO DO WHEN WE GET TO THE GROUND:

>give Robin mr. Speedys number (a favor for our secret)
>Figure out what to do with our giant Snek
>find our crew
>ask tashigi for the wado back
>beg forgiveness from smoboss
>get assigned as permanent toilet officer
>BEG tashigi for wado back
>clear up misunderstandings with fop(prepare for anger,angst and lost friendships)
>ANNOY tashigi until she gives us wado back
>send in our photos of the strawhats we got to the photography department (do your damn job)
>get our asses kicked by KLAUS for missing so much training
>THREATEN tashigi to tell smoboss that she's being mean to him unless she gives him wado back.

...am I missing anything?
>send
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>>3507114
Zoro's mightiest technique is not his sword skills but his ability to name someone his rival and them to almost instantaneously die of mysterious circumstances
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>>3507114
The strongest swordsman in the world doesn't even attack his enemies with sword. He just commands gravity to kill them.
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>>3507093
Well obviously we dont fake it yet.

>Be Zoro
>Finally found your destined rival
>Your smugness is unbound. Fate will let you have this one at least
>Next day he almost kills himself falling off a fucking plant
>Stop toying with my heart God
>Kill God, that'll teach him to take my rivals
>Make it back to the ocean
>Arthur needs to say his goodbyes
>But wait, whats this? Sudden Blackbeard attack
>Arthur throws himself in the way of a fatal blow
>Still standing he takes a barrell of explosives and ignites it on Blackbeards ship in an attempt to slow them down
>Zoro is distraught, looks to see the one thing that fell from Flashman when he was struck
>It's Ka-tan
>Her sword soul is crying out for her beloved wielder
>Zoro promises to hold on to her to remember the man who would be his rival...again
>Enies happens, Smoboss's ship gets dragged into the Buster Call
>Zoro boards to find Wado
>Runs across Tas-sis
>She sees Ka-tan. She can tell its Flashmans by the lollipop keychain he stuck to it
>Fight ensues
>Zoro refuses to give her the sword. Says he swore to keep it safe.
>Tashigi thinks he killed us. Swears vengeance
>In a last ditch effort she draws Wado to strike Zoro down
>But wait, whats this? A hand stops her from drawing.
>Bloodied and bandaged but still alive, Flashman takes Wado from Tashigi
>"I'll be taking my sword back now, Zoro"
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>>3507118
>Figure out what to do with our giant Snek
Honestly we should just let it stay on Skypiea
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>>3507120
Yeah man, Fujitora is pretty strong
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>>3507126
I don't like this but this is best choice
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>>3507123
>the lollipop keychain he stuck to it
Stop tempting me, Satan, I'll make it happen.

>zoro vows to cut gravity
>somehow fucking does it

>>3507126
I have no idea how you guys could handle it in the Blue Sea, to be honest. Food wouldn't be a problem (seakings), and I GUESS a load of octoballoon things could take it down, but it pretty much blows any chance of keeping your identities separate... although I suppose you could somehow send it to Doctor Lighthouse, so he could look after two overgrown beasties. But then he'd murder you.
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>>3507140
Let's be real
Considering Asura, cutting gravity might be something Zoro does at some point.
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>>3507123
>>3507140
>the lollipop keychain he stuck to it
Please, no, let Ka-Tan have her dignity intact
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>>3507145
It was a gift from Flash-senpai
She would wear it with pride
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>>3507118
>ask tashigi for the wado back
veto
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>>3507140
>Be flashman brainstorming how to keep your snek child and not out your Mysterious Hero Arthus persona
>sudden idea
>Pulls out a giant fuck off mustache and attaches it to snek child
>"You are a god damn genius. My lord Flas...Arthur you've done it yet again!"
>Smoker/Klaus/Zoro/Robin all facepalm in unison
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>>3507140
>Cutting gravity
So Zoro is a Char?

>>3507145
>Implying a dignified princess cant have cute accessories
Tbh I couldnt think of something that would mark Ka-tan as Flashmans. She's Marine standard issue after all.
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>>3507155
You guys could always wrap the hilts if you want to personalise them a little.
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>>3506092
I've actually had that saved for a long while now
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>>3507157
>ka-tan wrapped in silk and jade
>cut-chan wrapped in chain-link and bandages

It's perfect
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>>3507140
Personally I say just leave the snek with the angel and her dad. The skypeans could use someone to look after them and the snake is basically domesticated now, by One Piece standards
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>>3507160
Ahhhhh, then I see you too are a man of culture
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>>3507118
If other Anons itt feel like we're cool enough with Sanji/know him enough now, we may petition to have his poster nickname changed to something more personally appropriate/less humiliating now? Maybe?
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>>3507262
"Shitty Chef Sanji"
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>>3507262
>kickylegs curly
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>>3507262
'Curly No.2'.
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>>3507262
He still calls Flashy "shitty guest" sometimes. Just think of 'em as affectionate insults.
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>>3507262
We could always give Zoro a shittier photo. It even doubles up as a jab at our rival
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>Stop paying attention to this thread for a few hours
>Come back to a nat 1, followed by a nat 100 and another nat 1 ON THE SAME ROLL
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>flash and the beanstalk
>congrats on not nat1ing again i'm so proud

This time, you go slower and steadier. And safer. Keeping a careful eye on just where your hands go each time, you drag yourself up the stalk, lance and not-sword safely stowed once more.

Down below, Noodle watched (anxiously, no doubt), while above, the Strawhats come in to better focus. Some of them have started climbing again, while a few wait for you, as if that's somehow gonna stop you from falling again.

Not that you WILL fall, anyway. Ha! That would be... silly. Maybe. Definitely.

You absolutely WON'T fall.

Doctor Cutie is clinging around Kohza's neck, making worried (but cute~!) faces at you as you get closer. "Are you all right, Arthur?"

'Fine, fine. Just picked a bad bit to try and grip onto," you call up, although your shoulders are a little sore from hanging on so tight to the weaponry.

Slightly reassured, Chopper finally lets Kohza climb up, the remainder of you climbing up to -

A really fucked-up scene, in all of honestly.

"What the he'll is THIS," you hear Kohza snap from above you, as you clamber up yourself onto the next layer of the Upper Yard.

Yeah, you can see why.

Giant... stakes? Bars?... of solid cloud are stuck in the ground, in irregular rows. And on those stakes -

Bodies. Lots and lots of bodies.

Skypieans, in what look to be some sort of uniform, one or two to each of the cloud-stakes. There must be a couple of hundred, all told, maybe more.

Well. Apparently all it takes to wipe the levity from the Strawhats is to have them walk into a massacre.

Strawhat stares slowly across the pinned bodies, their glazed, terrified expressions, and the dried blood pooled underneath, and reaches up to tilt his hat. "If God did this, I don't think I'm gonna go easy on him."

>Yeahhhh, I'm not gonna apologize if I kill this guy.
>Now I think about it, maybe we all have other stuff to do? Elsewhere?
>Who the hell are these guys?
>Other?
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>>3507379
>>Yeahhhh, I'm not gonna apologize if I kill this guy.
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>>3507379
>Yeahhhh, I'm not gonna apologize if I kill this guy.
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>>3507379
>Who the hell are these guys?
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>>3507379
>Yeahhhh, I'm not gonna apologize when I kill this guy.
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>>3507379
>Strawhat,I hope you don't think I'm letting you take this guy one on one, he deserves nothing less than an all out attack
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>>3507379
>>Yeahhhh, I'm not gonna apologize if I kill this guy
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>>3507379
>>Yeahhhh, I'm not gonna apologize if I kill this guy.
O-oh!
I'm not sure if I remember this part....
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>>3507396
It didn't happen in canon because they didn't annoy Enel there.

He did supposedly kill all the Militia in canon, but then in typical One Piece style, they still somehow survived because reasons. Here, they're really, really dead.
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>>3507379
>Yeahhhh, I'm not gonna apologize if I kill this guy.
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>>3507404
Holy fuck.
Well.
I don't think anyone will think Enel deserves not to die now.
Even the fuckin Strawhats.
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>>3507379
>>>Yeahhhh, I'm not gonna apologize if I kill this guy.
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>>3507404
>but then in typical One Piece style, they still somehow survived because reasons.

I stopped reading OP after the Rescue Robin precisely because of this. Since nobody ever fucking died, nothing felt like it had any weight to it, and I got bored.
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>>3507379
>Yeahhhh, I'm not gunna apologize for killing this guy.
There's no 'if'. Our JUSTICE is roaring.
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>>3507404
If im not around use my 100 to reroll a lethal wound (saving us from taking one) or (make us succeed us dealing one) VS Enel
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>>3507430
>in the very next arc, Ace dies
I genuinely hope Spandam gets killed this time, at least.
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>>3507437
Support. There can be only JUSTICE, now.
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>>3507379
>Yeahhhh, I'm not gonna apologize if I kill this guy.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>plot armour is expensive

"Yeahhhh, I'm not gonna apologize if I kill this guy," you decide, hand reflexively reaching for Ka-tan.

Several of the Strawhats aren't looking any more, faces pale, but no-one tries to dispute your words. Instead they linger in heavy silence, as if no-one can quite figure out what to do now.

"Perhaps we should look around the ruins?" Nico's suggestion breaks through the atmosphere. "The golden bell may be here, even if these ruins have been stripped of their own gold."

The Witch looks horrified. "Look around? Robin, guys, we don't need to be here. Forget the bell, just look at how craz-"

"I'm going up," Strawhat says bluntly. "You guys don't have to come if you don't want. Just go and wait with Merry." He turns weirdly serious eyes on Nico. "Let's explore quickly."

She nods, face studious, and the group splits carefully into pairs and threes to look around for a) anything that might be of use to Nico, or b) some kind of giant golden bell.

You don't think anyone really expects to find anything, but having something to do and focus on provides a numbing sensation of its own.

Plus, y'know. It gives Kohza and Zoro a rest from carrying Chopper and goddamn Karoo up the stalk. You kind of wish you'd taken a picture if the latter, that was hilarious.

As it is, you give your weapons and pockets a quick check - nothing missing from your abrupt fall, thank Seasus - and join the search, trying to avoid the puddles of concealed blood.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3507457
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3507457
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3507457
Time to crit
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3507457
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>>3507457
NICE 2 LMAO.
Hope that was Enel.
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>>3507463
...................

I give up.
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>>3507463
blessed be rngesus
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>>3507463
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDD
>>3507467
That's 9.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3507457
>>3507463
Rol-
Oh, nvm
Our JUSTICE is blinding rn
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>>3507463
You are an incredible bastard.
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>>3507471
One of them is slotted for the Devil Fruit so we actually have 8.
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>>3507463
JESUS FUCK WHAT
This is just

oh Lord.
I'm gonna count the Nat 100's in this thread at some point.
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>>3507471
More like 7 if we use the 2 to kill Eminem and take his fruit
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>>3507479
3 100's this thread, and 2 1's
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>>3507457
>>3507463
Is It happening? IS IT HAPPENING?
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>inb4 Pistol-Chan gives Enel the J(ustice)
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

All right, assholes.

>Roll another damn 1d100, best of 3.

My own roll is unrelated background stuff with DC 30.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3507490
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3507490
here i go
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3507490
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3507490
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3507490
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3507490
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>>3507495
>>3507498
>2 25s
Hmm
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>>3507495
>>3507496
One second. Oof.
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>>3507482
Four 100's, actually.
>>3502922
>>3503300
>>3506887
>>3507463
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>>3507501
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Why we didn't check ourselves for missing stuff yet? We really should while its still somewhat peaceful around. At least I hope they still are in next update.
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>>3507524
>>3507457
>As it is, you give your weapons and pockets a quick check - nothing missing from your abrupt fall, thank Seasus
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>>3507524
>As it is, you give your weapons and pockets a quick check - nothing missing from your abrupt fall, thank Seasus - and join the search, trying to avoid the puddles of concealed blood.

We did anon, we did
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>>3507527
>>3507530
As it turns out Im either fucking blind or simply too tired for this. Sorry.
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>>3507537
No worries senpai. Stay flashy and roll 100
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3507542
Goodnight, please do not die.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3507548
y-you too
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3507548
Feel my wrath.
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>>3507550
Christ, what is it with me rolling 69s on dumb non-quest rolls?
(I was that guy from one of the previous threads who rolled two 69s in regards to what Flashy would do to Ace in the end)
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>>3507558
I also roll 69s commonly.
Still waiting on the 69 bonus.
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>>3507550
>Baka
>69
>y-you too
Welp, you hit the trifecta. Very nice.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>you missed the DC to find convenient seastone or a long-abandoned Devil Fruit, alas

Along with the others, you search the cloud-wreathed ruins. There's a brief minute of excitement as Karoo alerts everyone to the biggest damn dog you've ever seen, some distance from the ruins - or more specifically the corpse of one, collapsed and half curled- up, with what looks to be a massive hole blown out of its throat. Some kind of bomb or Impact Dial, perhaps.

Damn. You LIKE dogs.

Oddly, instead of the corpse making everyone more depressed, it seems to further focus you all - as such, when the faint, harsh sound of stuttered breaths appears, your head snaps instantly towards the right direction.

One of those bodies isnt a body at all.

"CHOPPER!" You yell without even thinking about it. "CHOPPER, WE NEED A DOCTOR!"

Several minutes later, under careful directions from the small doctor, Zoro's slicing through the cloud-stake so the man can be laid down on the ground, for the bar to be removed, and the hole patched up.

He stares blearily up at the faces peering down at him, as Chopper gets to work.

(Due to Strawhat interrogation, before he passes out, you can find out BRIEF answers to two questions. Choose what's asked.)
>Questions?

>>3507537
Anon, speaking as the person who fucked up Tashigi's age and rank from the very beginning of this quest because I didn't expect her to appear enough to be worth refreshing my memory, don't worry about it. Nighty night.

>>3507550
Oh my~ I think anon only wanted to go to sleep...
>>3507558
Clearly you're a degenerate pervert.

>>3507562
Uuuuuugh, I only vaguely remember that... the macaron thing?
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>>3507569
>What did god do to you!

Also hell yeah 100's save lives
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>>3507569
>Where is Enel?
>Do you have anything to hurt him?
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>>3507569
Where is your god? Why would he do this?
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Heading to bed, gotta be up early tomorrow. Night all and thanks for playing, except for those of you who rolled 100. You guys are evil.
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>>3507569
>Can you think of anyone else who might still be alive?
>Was there anything in particular you were planning on using to hurt Enel with?

Might as well check if the guy saw someone get trapped under some rubble, or thrown away from the fight without outright being killed. And if these people were planning to take him on, there's at least a chance that they had something that could actually hurt him.
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>>3507611
you're welcome
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>>3507611
See I rolled a 1 so, I did my part to counter the 100's
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>>3507569
>>3507583
Supporting.
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>>3507583
+1
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

Updates will be late again today, because John Wick. Also intrigued by none of you asking things about Enel's combat abilities or where the gold went. I assume you guys want it to be a surprise?

Roll is for continuing background events.
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>>3508457
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3508460
Things are heating up!
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>>3508457
>>3508461
Very not comforting
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>>3508461
Shit, did we leave the lance on again?
Poor Arthur is going to be casually on fire in his inevitable bounty photo.
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>>3508497
>backlit by fire (literally)
>on top of a giant snake
>electricity crackling from hands
>50 beri bounty
ur chopper now
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>>3508521
Don't be silly.
Even Flashy isn't that adorable.
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>>3508521
>So uh, if that guy is strong enough to be a shichibukai why is his bounty so low?
>Just watch
>Flashman tries to be intimidating during a monologue
>Bites his tongue and trips backwards just standing there
>Accidentally hucks the lance, lighting himself on fire
>Lance pierces the guy he was monologueing to
>"Hes really more of a danger to himself"

These rolls. What is happening this thread. I went to sleep only to see more bs today.
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>>3508457
Suprises are fun. I want to see how you mae us suffer for all these 100s.
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>>3508457
I figured those things were gonna be left unanswered or be met with really vague ones so I didn't bother. I'll change my vote to
>Where is your god?
>What did he do to you?
I figure the second will be enough for his combat capabilities. Feels like it would be weird if we just straight up asked this guy "how does your boss fight?"
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>>3508818
>>3508169
Oh, and here's my original vote. Didn't realize we couldn't delete posts past than a certain amount of time...
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3508818
For scoring a nat100, you were going to get a load of information. But... I guess not any more.

>duck go quack, cow go moo, militia man go aaarrrggggg

The man is, unsurprisingly, not.in fantastic shape. While the cloud-iron bar may have MOSTLY missed the organs, it wasn't completely, and several have been nicked as the bar passed through.

Which is to say he's been internally bleeding and leaking stomach acid for at least several hours now.

Not very good for a person.

Chopper does what he can, but considering the circumstances, and the fact he used most of his supplies on the unconscious Shandians a level down, the most he can really do is make the man comfortable.

At the very least, he wakes up long enough, vengeance in his eyes, to explain that Enel had ordered Ohm to do this to all his militia men, now that they'd outlived their use to him - and that he was waiting further up the stalk for... all of you. No doubt this little scene was some kind of message to you.

"What 'use' were you?" Nico leans in, face calm - she probably has far more experience with dying men than the rest of the Strawhats. "What did you all-"

Too late; a harsh gasp, eyes closing, and he passes out once more. Nico's eyes narrow, frustrated. "This could be a problem," she announces, "with his priests defeated, one would think Enel would wish to keep his militia as some kind of defence. If he's divested himself of them..."

"By slaughtering them all," Sogeking mutters.

"Nothing's changed." Zoro's blunt as ever. "We go up, we beat him. Maybe he dies. It's not any different than we already planned for."

The Witch squawks. "That's not a plan!"

While the Strawhats bicker over the strategic genius of 'go and beat someone up' as a plan, you wonder why Noodle's taking so long to wind its way up. It's almost like giant snakes aren't natural climbers or something.

>Guys, why don't we just cut the stalk down and let him fall?
>Maybe only the strongest of us should go up there?
>Well, are we gonna go kill God, or not?
>Other?
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>>3509049
>Guys, why don't we just cut the stalk down and let him fall?
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>>3509049
>>Guys, why don't we just cut the stalk down and let him fall?
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>>3509049
>>Maybe only the strongest of us should go up there?
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>>3509049
>>Maybe only the strongest of us should go up there?
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>>3509049
>Because you know he's listening, shout "Hey, asshole God! You're gonna pay for this!"
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>>3509049
>>>Maybe only the strongest of us should go up there?
We can't let Chopper get chopped!
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>>3509049
>zoro, you, me,maybe kohza

Let's cut this stalk and give God a fall from grace
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>>3509049
>>Well, are we gonna go kill God, or not?
>>I wonder if I should call myself Satan now....
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>>3509049
>>Well, are we gonna go kill God, or not?
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>>3509049
>Well, are we gonna go kill God, or not?
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>>3509049
>Well, are we gonna go kill God, or not?
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>>3508821
See this?
This is the kind of shit that makes you want to go down and slit that priests throat while hes still down.
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>>3509129
Was supposed to reply to >>3509049
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>by which you mean 'not chopper

"Maybe only the strongest of us should go up there?"

"That's a good idea," Zoro agrees. "Dartboard-brow, you stay down here."

"Like hell, shitty swordsman!"

...... right.

"Anyone who doesn't want to come, doesn't have to," Strawbrat says, folding his arms.

The Witch brightens. "Oh, well, in that-"

"But they also won't get their share of the treasure, because they missed out on the adventure," he finishes.

"... Never mind."

Strawbrat eyes Chopper with a surprisingly mature look. "Chopper, do you think you should stay with this guy?"

Doctor Cutie glances up from where he's injecting something into the militia man. "I hate to say it, but I've already done all I can to keep him pain-free and sedated... there's no way to get him the care he needs, here."

"Then you should come with us," Strawhat confirms. "All right! Let's hurry and climb up!"

There's a small delay as the Skypiean is moved to a more comfortable area - not that he's going to wake up again anyway - before the group returns to the giant stalk, to climb even higher.

At least they seem to be taking shit more seriously now, although you refuse to admit that maybe you weren't taking it quite so seriously before, either.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for climbing
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3509158
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3509158
>climb
oooh nooo
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3509158
oh no
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3509158
Climbing is bad.
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>>3509166
god bless you
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>>3509166
>doing this well on a climbing roll
I don't even know who we are anymore.
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>>3509174
We are determinated to cut the god down.
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Before we begin Boss Battle, I would just like to make it clear that while you and Luffy are working off 3d100s and all, Enel is really goddamn strong. And annoyed.

While it's very hard for you or Luffy to die (the other Strawhats and Merry are somewhat squishier), it's entirely possible that Enel can happily wipe out the entirety of Skypiea and send the entire island plunging back to the Grand Line. So, uh. Don't get complacent.

If things do get TOO shitty, consider this your save point, unless you want to carry on playing in a world where you Bad Ended Skypiea.
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>>3509196
Shit, does Enel already have the Ark Maxim in flight? Isn't that thing what gives Enel access to his Nuke-tier attack?
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>>3509196
inb4 for 3 nat100
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>>3509196
I would just like to say now, even though this is a serious fight and there's only murder on our minds

The idea of using strawhat as a weapon is still totally plausible
No matter how humorous
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>>3509196
Bad End Skypiea sounds like taking canon-fucking to a new level. Could be interesting depending on how it goes. Maybe that's just cause I'm thinking of Punished Flashman, with a whole new perspective on life after witnessing genocide firsthand.
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>>3509196
Is it bad that I kinda want to keep the Bad End Skypeia if it does happen? That would be a hell of a character moment for Flashman, if things end badly and he blames himself for the destruction of Skypeia.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3509166
CURSE YOU

>>3509174
This is the calm before the storm. Literally.

>BOSS BATTLE MUSIC INTENSIFIES

You hear the muffled of awe from the Strawhats above you as they break through to the next layer, and once through, you can see why, yourself.

There's no real 'next layer' - just the top of the stalk rising and narrowing, great leaves growing off the curving plant.

And off to one side of it, fucking HOVERING IN MIDAIR thanks to what look like massive, intense blasts of wind, is a giant motherfucking ship. Made of gold. With a freaky face.

Why does it have oars.

It's. It's FLYING. What.

You drag yourself up onto the next 'layer', eyes wide as you try to figure out what the he'll is going on.

Bright side - now everyone knows where the gold went.

"You're that God guy, right?" Strawhat gets straight to the point, face cold, bluntly calling out to the cross-legged figure lounging on one of the stems branching off. The other Strawhats spread out, weapons ready, Zoro and Kohza letting Karoo and Chopper down somewhere behind you.

As for you, you draw

>Weapon/s? (Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Lance, Meteor-sama, last cannonball)
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>>3509196
So what's got him so pissed off compared to canon? I mean sure, his priests are dead, but he never gave a fuck about them in the first place, and its not like Flashman's been poking him in the Haki. So what's got him so wound up?
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>>3509219
>>Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Cannonball

Not the best time to use brand new weapons.
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>>3509219
>last cannonball
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>>3509213
This is level of shit that makes him move from lollipops to cigarets
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>>3509219
>Ka-tan and Pistol-chan
can’t fuck around
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>>3509219
>>Kat-tan
Save our pistol and last cannonball when we're closer and have a ghost of a chance to actually hit him. OH + Lightning Reflexes makes anykind of Actual Ranged attack useless unless he's distracted.
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>>3509219
>>Cannonball's exist to shink ships, even flying ones
>>Ka-tan and Pistol Chan after the cannonball is thrown
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>>3509219
>Ka-tan, Eisen Whip.
I know we said it isn't really a sword but, can we use it as one?
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>>3509219
>Pistol-chan and Ka-tan
Feel him out first, preserve YEET for a time when strawhat won't/can't freak out.
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>>3509219
>Ka-tan
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>>3509219
>last cannonball
to cripple that ship fucker is not going away
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>>3509219
>>>Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Cannonball
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>>3509219
>Ka-tan and Pistol-chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S4h1gcCMBc
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>>3509219
>Ka-tan, Pistol-chan
It just feels right to go at him with marine issued weapons.
Skypiea may be outside of Marine jurisdiction, but its not outside of JUSTICE.
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>>3509236
You fail to grasp the sheer fucking SIZE of the Ark Maxim anon. One Cannonball, unless Garp himself throws it, isn't going to do shit to that ship.
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>>3509219
>Ka-tan, Pistol-chan
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>>3509219
>Ka-tan, Pistol-Chan
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>>3509230
Support
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>>3509254
Yeah, would be good if that ship had some sort of points that would allow us cut its maneuverability
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>>3509236
follow that up with
Ka-tan, Pistol-chan like this guy said >>3509230
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>>3509280
Your assuming Enel wouldn't shoot down whatever cannonball we threw at it. Ark Maxim is his litterally more important to him then everything in the sky bar his own life. He would no sell our attack and then smite the shit out us.
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>>3509219
>>Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Cannonball
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3509221
No god likes a new divinity hanging around.

>muh JUSTICE

Ka-tan in one hand. Pistol-chan in the other.

You gaze upon God.

He's less than impressive.

"That's right," the alleged God calls back, a wide smile on his face that doesn't reach his eyes. "And you lot are travellers from the Blue Sea, who think to stand in the way of Divine Will."

"Mostly for the gold," you hear the Witch mutter, though by the way her hands shake as they wrap around her weird baton things, you doubt she wants to call attention to herself by speaking louder.

Nick, you notice, is studiously running her gaze further up the weird stalk, although you have no idea what could possibly be more interesting up there than a) God and b) the GIANT FLYING SHIP MADE OF GOLD.

Seriously, what.

Strawhat reaches up to adjust his hat, while his crew and Sogeking reposition themselves according to their preferred range. "I don't ca-"

"Shut up."

It's sheer surprise that silenced everyone for a brief second. Strawhat opens his mouth to speak again, but Enel gets there first.

"You... Kohza, yes?"

The hell? Kohza's surprise is visible despite his sunglasses. Everyone else's is too, of course. "Yeah?"

Enel's furious, fake smile widens into almost a grimace. "A god from the Blue Sea... thinks he can come up here and kill another god? Heresy is an annoyance, but you..." His teeth grit, and - sparks crackle at his back, across those drum things he's wearing, as he sits ups straighter, fingers tensing on his legs. "You think you can start a Holy War, God Kohza?"

... there's a moment of stunned, bewildered silence.

>(Just shoot him)
>... Kohza's not a God, he's an over-dramatic poser with sunglasses.
>Ooh! Ooh! Can I be a God too?
>Other?
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>>3509294
>>(Just shoot him)
>>
> wait... you think that eating that fruit made you a god? Wow you are really stupid
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>>3509294
>Haki up to 100
>Advance at him and shoot
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>>3509294
>No god likes a new divinity hanging around.
.............Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Okay, yeah this makes sense now, its not arrogant mortals causing a rucus but another God declaring a Holy War on him.

....HAHAHAHAHA KOHZA IS FUCKING DEAD LAMO!
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>>3509294
>(Just shoot him)
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
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>>3509294
>>(Just shoot him)
>>
>(Just shoot him)
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>>3509294
>>... Kohza's not a God, he's an over-dramatic poser with sunglasses.
Oh shit. I wonder if logias work on Pokémon logic.
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>>3509294
>>(Just shoot him)

Don't mess with the classics.
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>>3509294
>>(Just shoot him)
I mean... We do have a track record for this.

I wonder if Enel just thinks anyone with an elemental fruit is a God.
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>>3509294
>>(Just shoot him)
is it possible to apply armament to bullets, i wonder?
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>>3509294
>(Just shoot him)
Guy is 200% crazy, this is probably our only chance to get a clean hit without swordsmen/kickmen in the way.
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>>3509311
I mean, Ben Beckman is able to threaten Kizaru with a gun.
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>>3509311
Yes

But we would need at least a 99
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>>3509311
We did it very briefly with the cannonball, I'm certain with training it can go through the gun itself and to the bullet.

The DC is 99, though, so this is really just for Flashman to witness Enel's power.
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>>3509294
>Just shoot him
The quicker we get the "You cant strike me with your puny Non-God weapons" the quicker we can get to work and suprise him.
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>>3509294
>(Just shoot him)
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>>3509294
>>(Just shoot him)
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>>3509308
Kohza better hope it works that way. Wouldnt want that super hot lightning to Glass him like Crocodile.
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>>3509294
I'm loving my rolls lately, hehehehe~

All right, boys, girls, klaubautermenn and adorable mink children...
>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for JUSTICE BULLET
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3509340
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3509340
The only gods i believe in are those of dice
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3509340
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3509340
J U S T I C E
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3509340
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3509340
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3509340
JUSTIN
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3509340
JUSTICE!
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>>3509347
oh thank kohza
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>>3509340
>>3509347
wew lad
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>>3509347
Woah.
Too close.
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>>3509347
OOF, close call...
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>>3509347
NOOOOOOOOO WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE ROLLED EARLIER
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3509347
You have no justice you filthy pirate.

THIS! IS THE FACE OF TRUE JUSTICE!
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>>3509347
Baka! Its not like I wanted to shoot you or anything! Hmph.
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>>3509347
>>3509347
Please dice gods, you're scaring me
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>>3509346
>>3509347
>4 seconds
So close.
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>>3509347
...
4 second, heh
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>>3509347
>the only reason i missed this was because i fucked up the captcha
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>>3509347
take the hint from the dice gods here OPB there is no justice in what is about to transpire here today
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>>3509360
>Flashman has enough listening to that long-lobed faggot
>grabs Pistol-chan and pulls the trigger
>forgets to pull her out first tho
>shoots himself as a result
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>>3509377
>Attempt Billiards for the first time
>Bullet whizzes through Enels face, does nothing
>Ricochets back through and hits Chopper
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>>3509377
>Flashman is furious with Enel
>Pulls out Pistol-chan to shoot him
>Accidentally presses the trigger
>Shoots Luffy
>Armament activates
>And tha's how Skypeia was destroyed
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>>3509377
>pulls the trigger
>catastrophc misfire
>Pistol-chan explodes
>rookie partner Flashman has to finish the case alone
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Rolled 9, 78, 17, 54 = 158 (4d100)

>I wanted that 1.... I wanted it so baaaaaad~
>71 + 28 + 5 = 104 + 20 Obs Haki = 124 (no Armament, needs nat99), vs DC ???

In the blink of a number of confused pairs of eyes, you draw Pistol-chan, aim and fire.

As the shot sounds, painfully loud, her bullet flies true, straight through Enel's head.

Unfortunately, judging by the faint crackle of electricity around the bullet's path, he was less than solid at the time.

Your own eyes wide in realization, as Enel's dark, heavy-lidded gaze slowly falls on you, mouth curling in disgust at this interruption.

"He's a Log-!" The Witch starts to yell, panicked, but your ears-eyes-Haki are too full of the screaming flash of lightning smashing out towards you.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3509416
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3509416
AAAAAAA
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3509416
Okay, no more justice I guess.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3509416
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3509416
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>>3509421
ARMAMENT DODGE!
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>>3509421
You mean maximum justice.
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>>3509421
THERE IS PLENTY OF JUSTICE TO DISPENSE
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3509416
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>>3509421
dice gods
wat r u doin
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>>3509421
Be just or be dead, I guess.
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>>3509421
OHHH YEEAAAHH
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>>3509421
SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR!
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>>3509421
THANK KOHZA
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>>3509416
>>3509421
>(no Armament, needs nat99
>immediately a 99
I know it's not an armament roll this time, but the dice logia are just blatantly taunting you now.
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>>3509433
How is it close? It was best of 3 with the 99 being the third roll.
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>>3509421
Pfffffft. If you had rolled this last time Enel would be dead right now mate.
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>>3509438
To 100.
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>>3509421
ALRIGHT, NO MORE JUSTICE THEN DICE GODS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-V8htEtAYI
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>>3509421
What.

What.

What.
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>>3509441
Ah.
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>>3509445
There are no gods here.
Only Flashman.
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>>3509449
>There are no gods here.
>>>>>
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>>3509449
>What's a god to a demon?
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>>3509436
Well... it's a combat roll. So a roll of nat99 automatically applies it, just as a combat roll of 59 or so automatically activates Observation.

So. Um. The roll to see if you could dodge, which was a 100 DC gets nullified by you taking the attack... via spontaneously activating Armament and negating it.

Um. What the fuck.
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>>3509453
So does this confirm that Armament Haki straight up lets you no-sell Logia attacks?
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>>3509453
>Harry Flashman. The greatest Idiot Savant to ever grace the marines. And Garp The Fist has worn that uniform!
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>>3509453
So we just tanked a lighting bolt to the face?
if this burns our disguise can we drop a badass line? can we get the option for this?
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>>3509457
No, if you're fighting a fire logia it means you can punch him, but he'll still burn you
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>>3509459
There's only one option.
>I'm Flashman
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>>3509453
This is actually so One Piece it's great. Unleashing a new technique right in the middle of a boss fight? Very shounen.
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>>3509459
That would be hype
>tanks fucking lightning
>disguise breaks
>he was flashman all along
>why does he have a dragon tattoo?
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>>3509465
No fucking joke this would be hype as shit.
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>>3509465
Holy shit, finally the dragon tattoo gets to be shown off and it's at one of the most hype moments. Fucking glorious.
>>
I am Commander Harry Flashman, and not even God shall escape JUSTICE!
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>>3509473
Seconding this.
>>3509470
Also this. FINALLY, AFTER MORE THEN 10 THREADS, THE TATTOO IS FINALLY REVEALED!
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>>3509450
I meant in-quest, on the Skypia, not on thread meta level, where DiceGods, may they bless our rolls, are beloved and cherished by all posters.
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>>3509470
"How impressive Eneru, I didn't thought you would force me to show it so soon...
Here is... My SECOND FORM!"

* Dramatic boss music intensify *
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>>3509465
>>3509468
>>3509470
hot damn.

>Lightning bolt hits. camera view at a big dust cloud.
>"Oh god oh fuck not Arthur, he can't die so soon-"
>Dust cloud starts to break apart
>Close-up on the dragon tattoo
>"What"
>dust cloud clears, reveals Flashman in a defiant stance
>He lets out a badass one-liner
>Audience completely flips their shit
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>>3509485
>letting the majority of Strawhats know who the FUCK we are
>letting Luffy know
Not yet I don't want to die.
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>>3509488
Luffy, as much as he's an idiot, can prioritize. He's not going to go after Flashman when a murderous Logia is right in front of him.
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>>3509488
We are currently united against common enemy, by shoen rules it means NAP until we go our separate ways.
When we meet again its back to usual grind tho, playing Marines&Pirates again.
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Okay, I've just been doing some very desperate Armament vs Logia research *(thanks Caesar vs Luffy), and from what I can see from everything I remember of the damn technique, my best theory is the lightning would basically be blocked by the Armament coating you, and probably fuck off down into the ground instead.

Anyone dispute this? There aren't many Armament vs Logia battle scenes that I recall.

Next issue, if that's okay, is that some of you guys want to blow your disguise. I'm a-okay with writing that (Dice Gods know I've burned enough plans), but that WILL destroy any Usopp+Flashy identity shenanigans, plus the Strawhats will ALL know you're Arthur which trashes further such shenanigans with all of them.

Please consider carefully if you want your disguise to be blown.

>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
>Other?
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>>3509485
This also saves us the need to hide sneak child around the strawhats
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>>3509497
>>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
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>>3509497
>>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
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>>3509485
>Flashman externally
>"The sky is the Dragon's domain. Bring down your lightning, 'God.' I'll bring down my Justice."
>Flashman internally
>WHAT THE FUCK
>HOLY SHIT
>HOW DID I DO THAT
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>>3509497
>>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
can we only blast off the chest to show off the tattoo but keep the mask?
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>>3509497
>>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
No question.
Keep avenues open.
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>>3509497
I can't help who I am. Thinking of the viewers
>>FUCK YEAH TATTO
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>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
its too cool from a narritive perspective to not do so, the audience has had all of skypea to get to know and like arthur, has had a glance into his past and motivations, and now THIS REVEAL? It's fucking perfect and could establish us as the one good marine for the Straw Hats POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAvxJkViz_w
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>>3509497
>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
and yeah, pretty much what >>3509513 said
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>>3509497
...This is the hardest choice in the quest till now.
Wow.
...
fuck it.
I'mma draw the other one.
>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
Too many scrumptious shenanigans
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>>3509497
It's so hard to choose. But I think knowing that their friend Arthur was willing to ignore give them a chance, and at least seemed to be have changed his view on them is a good character moment for the strawhats.

So I'm voting for:
>>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
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>>3509497
>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
Ahhh fuck I want future shenanigans too but this is such a great reveal
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>>3509497
>>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
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>>3509497
>>FUCK YEAH TATTOO

FINALLY. Plus DRAMATIC REVEAL BONUS!
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>>3509497
>keep the mystery

>but also spout a cool one liner
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>>3509506
Sure, that comes under other. Although the 'mask' is actually your jacket's collar, so you could have most of the tattoo visible, but not all of it, as most of the jacket would remain.
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>>3509497
>>Other?
Would it be possible to burn Flashy torso and abdominal region and keep collar?
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>>3509497
The fuck have I come back to

>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
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This is the vote that will burn down the thread
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>>3509497
>>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
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>>3509497
>>3509497
>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
Nah we haven't milked the identity shenanigans enough
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>>3509525
Quite possibly. I'm not sure what to vote honestly.

Super badass scene? Mystery shenanigans?
Ughhh can't pick.
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>>3509497
>Other?
>Lightning burns the jacket leaving only shoulders and collar, showing the tattoo off.
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>>3509497
>>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
I don't like the idea of expending MYSTERY HERO ARTHUR disguise, but the idea of Armament reveal with a face reveal? Absolutely.
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>>3509497
>WILL destroy any Usopp+Flashy identity shenanigans, plus the Strawhats will ALL know you're Arthur which trashes further such shenanigans with all of them.
This is something that cannot be allowed
>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
I would be willing to compromise showing tattoo and keeping our secret identity, for future
>my lost twin brother has same tattoo
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>>3509497
>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
Keep all avenues open yeah. Also Luffy hasn’t entirely come to the conclusion about our parentage yet so
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>>3509533
To be fair, it's pretty badass to tank lightning bolts and throw off a one-liner even without the reveal.

... yes, the one-liner is a given, I can't NOT let you do that, whatever the result.

Keeping this vote open for a while because it's kind of big.
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>>3509497
>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
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>>3509497
>>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
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>>3509497
>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
Either now, or at the end of the fight. Whichever is cooler/a more dramatic reveal.
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>>3509497
>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
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>>3509497
>>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
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>>3509546
>other
keep the Face hidden but show Tattoo
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>>3509497
>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR

Urgh, I reaaaaally want that reveal, and I don't know that there'll ever be a better time, but I'd rather more Straw Hats like us before we go.
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>>3509503
>>3509510
>>3509513
>>3509515
>>3509517
>>3509518
>>3509520
>>3509524
>>3509526
>>3509540
>>3509549
>>3509552
>>3509557
Full reveal
>>3509501
>>3509509
>>3509516
>>3509519
>>3509521
>>3509528
>>3509543
>>3509550
>>3509553
>>3509561
Mystery shenanigans
>>3509506
>>3509523
>>3509539
>>3509541
>>3509558
Hidden face only tattoo

Temporary tally to help me clear my mind
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>>3509497
>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
But
>SHOW THAT TAT
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>>3509558
As of this vote, looks like
14 reveal
9 keep
4 reveal tattoo via wardrobe malfunction but keep identity secret (I'm adding these into the general keep secret, because that's the main thrust of it).

Vote remains open.
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>>3509497
>>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
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>>3509473
Vote for the Full Reveal Anons. Cause it's time this god received JUSTICE at Commander Harry Flashman's hand!
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>>3509565
>>3509563
Missed a couple votes OP.

Also I think I'll go with Full reveal, because hidden identity shenanigans are fun but I'm kinda tired of them. Hopefully I won't change my mind later.
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>>3509497
>FUCK YEAH TATTOO
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>>3509497
I'll vote tattoo but face still covered.
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>>3509521
>>3509565
I change to full reveal

>IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE, I COMMANDER FLASHMAN WILL PUNISH YOU
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>>3509577
Honestly the best option and I hope it's taken as a middle ground.
>>
Soooooo, while we're waiting for last votes to trickle in, any questions re. this quest/background stuff/whatever?

Anything regarding Zoro Interlude is forbidden.
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>>3509577
support
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>>3509565
One more for full reveal, fampai
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>>3509565
>Reveal tattoo, keep disguise
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>>3509587
Are you having fun?
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>>3509587
How about an interlude about Flashy's rival?
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>>3509587
Smoboss' current cigar count?
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I don't know how to feel on a middle ground.
On one hand, best of both worlds.
On the other, it's the same as spoiling it to the audience... mmm

Btw, another important thing.
Do we vote for the one liner, or do you do it Qm?
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>>3509587
Chopper thoughts on Arthur
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>KEEP MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR
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>>3509587
Quick summary of how all the Straw Hats would feel if they suddenly learned Arthur is Flashy (aside from Zorobin)?
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>>3509587
How much of Jaya isn't yet a smoking ruin?
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>>3509596
Audience haven't seen the tattoo either.
This way we'll be able to tank MASSIVE DAMAGE and reveal it as Flashman too
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>>3509602
Asking that is cheating anon, it would kill the gravitas of the reveal

Not like the full reveal is winning, but anyway
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>>3509587
>what is smoboss currently feeling?
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>>3509596
The audience wouldn't know our tattoo though right? They have been following the strawhat crew the whole time. They were not privy to events in Loguetown prior to the Strawhats getting there (aka us getting the tattoo). So if its shown on Flashman at a later point it would still be a shock and awe kinda thing. I voted for Full reveal but I just wanted to point that out. If I'm correct that is.
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I still have hope that middle ground wins but
What everyone thinks of living integrity of our clothes to dice?
1 - just the way you were born, two tail dragon in his whole glory
2-20- you kept your dignity
21-40 - You are Commander Flashman with very cool tatoo
41-60 - You are hero Arthur with very cool tatoo
61-80 - You are hero Arthur and you need a new jacket
81-99 - Only a little singed
100 - Spotless
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>>3509497
>Other
>Show tattoo, keep face covered
It's the BEEEST of BOTH WOORLDS~
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>>3509613
No, we've been voting for almost 20 Mintues now what EXACTLY we want to happen. After that just rolling a dice to see what happens, instead of following the actual vote results, is complete an utter bullshit.
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>>3509563
If Hidden face only tattoo won't win Im switching to Mystery shenanigans
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>>3509497
>other
Keep Face Hidden, Unleash Tattoo
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>>3509618
The compromise is being counted towards keeping secret anyway, anon.
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>>3509607
>>3509611
mmm, in that case I jump on the
>>3509565
>just tattoo reveal train
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>>3509618
BPQM is counting both of them together so either way you voting for the same thing
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3509591
I exist in a hellish voidspawned from my eternal suffering, and will not rest until OnePieceBaka is finally slain. But I guess so, yes.

>>3509592
Gravity? Could be interesting.

>>3509594
He doesn't know why, but he just got the urge to shove every single one he has into his mouth and light them all. So about twenty.

>>3509596
You guys will vote.

>>3509606
HURHURHURHUR sekrit

>>3509602
noice try, sneaky

>>3509597
He's a bit kill-happy, but a good guy! And makes great pancakes! Needs to drink less, though...

>>3509610
'Why do I have the strange urge to wrap my hands around the brat's neck? What's he doing THIS time?'
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>>3509566
>>3509616
Christ so busy making a shitty Hannah Montana joke I forgot to say I was switching. Lingas we keep the Arthur persona im fine with showing the tattoo
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>>3509627
>why doesn't smoboss tell us about mommy hina?
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>Other
>Show tattoo, keep face covered
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>>3509497
>>3509519
If it's being counted towards keep secret anyway, I will happily switch vote over to a disguise disintegration below the neck.
Seeing as thanks to Fop, we'll never get to show off our amazing tattoo AT ANY OTHER TIME FUCK YOU FOP ITS NOT OUR FAULT WE'RE PRETTY.
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>>3509627
You know what? Changing my vote to tattoo only >>3509515
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>>3509632
He wants to protect you from her evil ways. And is concerned she'd wrap you around her little finger and smash your puny intellect and self-control even further.

All right, looks like we've pretty much got all the votes we're going to get from people who aren't asleep/at school/work, so I'm going to CALL THE VOTE CLOSED HERE.

Is there a beautiful angel of a volunteer to help tally these? Otherwise I'll go a-counting myself.
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>>3509601
Changing to

>Other
>Show tattoo, keep face covered
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>>3509497
Oh yes I'm in time to vote
>Keep face hidden sh
>>3509646
Aaand it's too late...
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>Art-guy conserved
>>3509501
>>3509506
>>3509509
>>3509516
>>3509519
>>3509528
>>3509543
>>3509550
>>3509553
>>3509561
>>3509566
>>3509601


>SICK TATS
>>3509503
>>3509510
>>3509513
>>3509515
>>3509518
>>3509520
>>3509524
>>3509526
>>3509549
>>3509552
>>3509557
>>3509570
>>3509572
>>3509578
>>3509589


>Best of both worlds
>>3509506
>>3509523
>>3509539
>>3509541
>>3509558
>>3509564
>>3509577
>>3509590
>>3509616
>>3509619
>>3509625
>>3509633

Some of these might've been changed votes, I didn't really check that well.
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>>3509655
I think either way keeping Arthur as a secret identity won, the matter now is just whether to also show off the tattoo.

Considering >>3509641 just before the vote call I think it's to reveal the tattoo.
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>>3509655
I think full reveal won maybe
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>>3509655
WE MEET AGAIN, ONEPIECEBAKA

Thanks for tally, my own count was 23 keep identity (many with show tattoo), 17 reveal, including vote changes.

I'm going to assume no-one's opposed to getting the front of your jacket and shirt somewhat blasted to reveal SICK TATTOO?

Mr Speedy is okay, by the way. He, uh, also developed Armament. What a guy.

>CHOOSE YOUR ONE-LINER
If it's cringy, I'm going to veto to protect my remaining sanity.
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>>3509668
Not even fucking close lmao.
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>>3509669
>Shocking...
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>>3509669
I'll modify my earlier line
>"The sky is the Dragon's domain. God has no place in it."
Gotta hit that ego too.

Mr Speedy truly is our Stefan
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>>3509669
I actually ended up counting a few votes in the same category that were from the same IDs, as well as at least one vote that I ended up putting into two categories, so I kinda wanted to comb through everything to get the true tally, but if you just wanna get on with this I understand.
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>>3509669
>Not even lightning can stop the power of JUS-... greed!
>>
>My dads hit harder than you
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>>3509669
"Fuck you"
Flip him the double birds
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>>3509669
>"Pfft, I think you missed."
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>>3509669
>How shocking!
That while having a surprised face
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>>3509669
Also, do we have some sick abs from everything we've down up til now?

You just know that the sight of Arthur, jacket wide open and bare chest/abs against the wind would get a ton of fangirls. It'll be fantastic irony when Flashman can't get any.
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>>3509669
...I actually don't hate >>3509674
It references the dragon tat, yeah, but also unknowingly references his CD heritage, as one of the ACTUAL gods of this world.
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>>3509669
>>If that's the best you can do, God's overrated.
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>>3509669
>JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?
>THE NAMES FLASHY. D. ANGER AND I'M GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE SCNOZZ
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>>3509669
Can our one liner just be shooting him in the same spot again?
Of the two of us, Pistol-chan always was the better conversationalist.
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>>3509674
This is so cheesy it works with Flashy. Of course, internally he's like "what the fuck is happening"
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>>3509669
>"This... is why I pray to no one."
No one but Seasus
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3509700
No one but the dice gods
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>>3509674
>"The sky is the Dragon's domain. God has no place in it."

I think I like it most. Its nice set up for our Celestial Dragon title
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>>3509669

I like this one >>3509674 best so far.
Also, >>3509688 is right, references are good.
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New tally for is 10 for total no-sell, 14 for full reveal, and 13 for tat reveal, at least as far as I'm aware. I might've still missed some stuff.
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>>3509497
>Tattoo Reveal, Hide Face
WE MUST HAVE IDENTITY SHENANIGANS
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>>3509671
Changing to >>3509674
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>>3509669

>>3509674
This is pretty good.
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>>3509497
>>Tattoo Reveal, Hide Face
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>>3509674
Not bad.
The ham is strong in this one.

>This is going to be over in a flash.
A bit on the nose. Just a tad.

>You call this a Divine Smite? Please.

>Shocked? I'm not.

Maybe more to come. This is fun!
Btw, first page sketch
Working on the second
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>>3509687
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3491503/
Post 3494915, but with the tattoo.

And thank you to everyone who tallied! Tally-Ho, shame on you for not tallying the tallies. How lax.
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>>3509669
>You're blind, he's definitely not a log
>>
Swapping from this:
>>3509689
to
>Shocked? I'm not.
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>>3509727
3491945, sorry. I can't read.

>>3509723
Aww yeah, the GRAND REVEAL~
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>>3509723
Other than the autistic weeb inside me saying it should be right to left, I love it.
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>>3509670
>>3509682
I got it right tho?
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>>3509734
Except you're wrong because the Keep face disguised and full disguise were added together.
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>>3509734
Keep hidden and hidden face with tattoo are counted together.
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fuckin damnit i was distracted by a monster of a kebab and missed the vote but OPM i told you... There is no justice in what we are about to do to this "Puny god"

also

>>3509669
>"The sky is the Dragon's domain. God has no place in it."
supporting this Line
>>
>shocked I'm not
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>>3509723
Mmm, thats nice Draw-anon. You spoil us.

>>3509669
>Was that it? Well, you should know after the lightning, comes the Thunder.
>>
It feels odd we'd be able to completely tank a blast from a Lightning Logia considering we have the bare minimum for Armament Haki, but then I guess this is hardly his strongest attack either.
Presumably on the level of what he first used against Luffy
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>>3509687
Observe, the ABS.
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>>3509669
>Nice try jackass. Next time give it your A-game
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>>3509669
>>3509674
Both this and "Shocked? I'm not" are good. Maybe say first the shocked one and right after the dragon one.
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>>3509723
Fukken sweet, can't wait for second page.

>>3509727
Nice. Genuinely not Ace-tier in terms of definition but pretty good.
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>>3509674
I'll support this.
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>>3509736
>>3509737
Oh, k
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>>3509738
Uuuuuugghhhhhh I really want a kebab now...

But that said, I need to sleep, so vote remains open for one-liner. Or just shooting him again. Whichever.

Night all, thanks for playing! Except for OnePieceBaka.
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>>3509723
Y'all know? I just realized that Zoro almost lost his new rival twice in quick succession - first Flashy almost falls to his death and not long after he is struck by a HUGE bolt of lightning.

I wonder how fast and how many gray hairs he'll get if this keeps up.
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>>3509752

Whatever one-liner we pick, absolutely shoot him again.
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>>3509746
I'd be up for that. Mine doesn't really have a response to the attack itself so the shocked one is a good way to segue into it.
>>
Wait, I just realised. This is going to sound stupid, but lightning gets pretty damn hot.
...are we on fire again?
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>>3509745
Is that a goddamn DBZ Abridged reference I see?
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>>3509727
I have shamed my family and my honour.

And litterally only just caught back up after an evening at the pub.
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Quick while everyone is still here we need so settle on a battle theme for the upcoming Moment. what are u all thinking? try to keep it instrumental cus lyrics in a hype moment is dumb
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>>3509759
It fit too well for me not to include it
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>>3509758
Temporarily. Only until the jacket burns away to reveal the tattoo in all its glory.

>>3509753
>Mosshead becomes Lint-for-brains
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>>3509752
Goodnight OP

I'll say, I will not be opposed if our false identity becomes ARTHUR D. ANGER, IMMORTAL HERO.
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>>3509761
>lyrics in a hype moment is dumb
My Ka Ka Ka Kachi Daze disagrees with you.
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>>3509674
Big fucking support holy shit
>>
>>3509761

for the ironic song name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAGCDvesHJU
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>>3509761
>3491945
Two steps from hell is always good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKRUPYrAQoE
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>>3509761
>>3509769
Libera Me from Hell also disagrees with you.
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>>3509761
>keep it instrumental
My first instinct is something by Two Steps From Hell

But my music tastes are rather narrow so maybe some other Anon will have better fitting suggestion
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>>3509771
Pun aside the intro works very nicely.
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>>3509761
Part of me is absolutely saying Shining Finger Theme from G Gundam. Only for maximum ham factor.
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>>3509769
>>3509774
Everyone knows that those two and before my body is dry are the ONLY exceptions.

on that note this is my vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEXvqOQPYk
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>>3509669
>Nice try jackass. Next time give it your A-game
It even sets him up to get smoted again.
Smitten?
Smited?
>>
I have in background Steeling the Will to Fight, Belive in my heart, Tension, and the Strongest Foe from Ys' OST right now
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>>3509782
It's just smite I think.
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Wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-rvZI2yvtk

Another bout of irony
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>>3509769
Don't remind me, the dub massacred my boy!
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>>3509784
>>3509789
Most of those feel too fast pasted and out of place in the OP world imo meanwhile i kinda like what >>3509771 Linked
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>>3509796
Hmm what about https://youtu.be/K5P3tS36cUk

Again, for ironic naming.
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>>3509794
>watching the Funi dub.
Fuck them. The Dub butchers the source material regardless but I just don't like the people behind it.
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>>3509784
My vote would be for something like "Even God isn't above Justice."
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>>3509802
Decent if we are looking at this from an anime perspective and we are considered an antagonist even if we are technically on the strawhats side this time.

But it feels too grandiose. saying that the level of grandiose it gives is perfect if we had gone full Flashman rather than Sick tats brah

>>3509811
also good line for if we were going full Flashman but we aint as far as i know
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>>3509811
Unfortunately, we didn't reveal ourselves, so talking about justice is a spoiler.
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>>3509761
theeres really only one choice here, bear in mind this is probably the end of an episode type moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daFi4MScfl8
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>>3509674
>>"The sky is the Dragon's domain. God has no place in it."
+1
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>>3509816
Hmmm, something not overly grandiose, not blistering fast, and heroic right? Maybe this? https://youtu.be/ergosuSlBR0

Or https://youtu.be/FvPWLLzHrSA might be a bit over the top though.
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>>3509893
I like the former that could work. the latter however feels wrong in all honesty
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>>3509694
What if we dropped the camera in the fall?
>scrabook-chan is hurting

Since the Dragon line seems to be gaining steam, there are some fun dynamics to play with. Could be a revolutionary reference, which might result in some amusing/awkward conversations afterwards. Specifically with the Witch.
But, IIRC, the Xiao Long Pirates fell on some hard times while Flash was in Skypeia. I don't know if they're even alive/free anymore. Could we sell Arthur as a member of their crew for laughs/drama back on the line? It might be a nice send off if they're dead or hope/confusion if some escaped.
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I could keep going and clean it up, but I think I'll go to bed instead.
I tried to make the effect of armament haki as it flakes away, but I'm not sure of the result.
Also I forgot the tattoo's colors. So I improvised.

And how could I forget this ost dammit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7R_xQUiZvg
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Just got home from work, caught up on what's going on.

Holy. Shit.

If votes are still available, I want to throw in for:

>Burn disguise, reveal tattoo, Arthur is actually Flashman
>And the fandom goes WILD
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>>3509992
>[Yare Yare Intensifies]
Bretty gud, anon
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>>3509993
Had the audience even seen us without a shirt
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>>3510080
nope. I do not belive so
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>>3509992
This is sweet as hell. Especially that second panel; I'm a sucker for the whole shaded eyes thing. Makes Flashman look actually serious. Only thing missing is:
Chapter [number] end!
One Piece will be on break next week!
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>Full reveal
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>>3509993
There are two ways Flashman can Spin this after the fight . Feign Ignorance and say he has a longlost Twin Brother. Or go IT WAS ME FLASHMAN And be smug for fooling most of the Strawhats.
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So I thought of an end of fight combo Flashy could pull with Luffy. Gomu Gomu Gatling + Billards = 8 Ball Barrage.
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I think I remember the dragon tattoo having the Marine insignia on it some where. Even with Flash's face obscured the jig may be up.
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>>3510810
That might've been the fans you're thinking about, but I don't entirely remember myself.
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>>3510810
Nah, the flames around the dragon and those coming from the mouth are Blue Marine and green in color but no direct Marine references iirc.
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>>3510810
Flames are Marine blue but aside from that we should have no insignia, at least I don't remember any
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>>3510833
>>3510827
>>3510822
Yup I was wrong, it was probably the fans I was thinking of.
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>>3510842
Yeah fans have marine logo on them and dragons also smoke

But that reminded me of something, Smoker given us and Tashigi sea stone daggers when we were dealing with Captain Kidd what happened with those? And why he didnt given them to us in Alabasta?
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>>3510853
Pretty sure we gave those back, we might possibly still have the seastone cuffs on us, though, but i'm not actually 100% sure about that.
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>>3510853
They were temporary requisitions given that Kidd rendered our usual weapons a hazard.
They were returned once he was dealt with.
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>>3510854
>>3510856
Im wondering why Smoker didn't give them to us when we arrive in Alabasta. Did he left them in Loguetown? Or just thought we would loose it?
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>>3510854
>>3510856
>>3510868
IIRC, seastone cuffs were left behind on the White Mist because they'd stand out. Since we were 'playing' pirate at the time, people opted not to keep them on the ship
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>>3510868
Seastone daggers are likely held at bases and Smoker would have had to make a request and say he wanted to use one for a Warlord. Cue bureaucratic bullshit - probably asked for proof of betrayal first and by that point we were already knocked out of the fight.
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Updates when?
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Don’t rush
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>>3510988
I’m already writing... THE ZORO INTERLUDE

Just kidding, it’s the update.
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>>3511000
Man I hope our identity is intact. I desperately want us to fight at Enies Lobby, and Arthur is basically the only way I see us being able to.
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>>3509992
holy SHIT draw-anon. fucking incredible
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Huh. Just realized that this is the first time Pistol-chan didn't work

Which made Pistol-chan sad and or a bit teary. Like that anime trope of a kid trying not to cry while chanting "Not gonna cry, not gonna cry..."

Meaning Flashman got so buttmad that someone made his beloved Pistol-chan sad that he spontaneously developed Armament
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>>3506741
Id changed.

Again

Prolly shouldn't open 4chan on incognito but meh
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>>3511040
Not just failing to work, but then forced to watch as their new partner was cut down by god before them.
Then the joy of seeing flashy survive.
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>>3511056
Man, the audience must be losing their shit at all this hype or screaming bullshit at Arthur "Like why is this dude so strong. Why is he so cool IS THAT A DRAGON TATTOO AAAAAAAAA---"

It's mirror world Skypeia where it's one of the most remembered arcs

Also it's the arc where it first introduces Haki.
Observation, Armament and Conqueror's
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>>3511066
Didn't someone say that we were only a few crits (if not ONE crit) away from being able to get conqueror's? It could definitely happen, assuming that guy wasn't counting the crits that are gonna be used to help us get Enel's fruit.
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>>3511069
We're like 2 away now
That's with the nat 100 for finding Goro Goro no Mi taken into account.
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>>3511069
We actually LEGIT got a 1 in a Million roll

QM almost had a heart attack
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>>3511073
Oh shit what if we awaken Conqueror's Haki in Enies Lobby
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>>3511073
We'd still need to have all the named anons actually say they'd be willing to use it for Conqueror's so it'll probably take a while even if we get 10 crits
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>>3511078
While I personally think that Flashman lacks the ambition to get Conqueror's Haki, I can definitely see how learning about Buster Call and seeing it action would be an appropriate reason to develop Conqueror's.
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>>3511078
Like what if CP9 makes us their boss
Because of CD Blood and CH
And Flashman nat100ing them in a fight

Then we adopt them

Then we have to take care of these trouble making amoral assassin

But we have to take care of our adopted family

Sorry Smoboss but the Cigar Ship will be born
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>>3511096
Nah

The ABSOLUTE DARK JUSTICE way is just not for us

Rob lucci himself decided to kill a thousand innocent hostages when he was 14 because the government couldn't be bothered to let a pirate crew win
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

New thread:

>>3511108
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>>3511096
Nah, a better reason for Flashman to be at Enies lobby is that the marines want to document Robins capture and execution, so they call in the nearest high ranking photographer.

That being said I can’t wait to see Flashy”s reaction upon learning Robins backstory. We’ll learn once and for all his definition of justice there.
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>>3511123
I think Ennies lobby will either make flashman quit the marines or try to climb as many ranks as possible so he can change the world for real. Right now we just chase/detain weak pirates, take bounty photos and help old ladies to cross the street (wait, we never did that...BUT WE SHOULD). If Flashy really believes in justice, he will take the second path and reach Vice aldmiral in no fucking time (no, seriously, with his monstruous learning skills it'll take a year at worst, specially if we get the Goro Goro now and/or CH [as a result of his unfathomable need of JUSTICE combined with one of the biggest injustices ever, specially when the ones responsible are the people in control of the Marine] and use them during the battle in front of everyone).



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