Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of One Piece Genuine Pirate Quest, our accurately named mysterious hero MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR looked a corpse and annoyed Nico Robin into explaining how language works, before finding himself in a really weird heart-to-heart with the now-Roronoa Zoro, previously Lolonoa Zolo, who definitely doesn’t suspect Arthur’s real identity. After that, a wild party ensued with SWORDS and BACKSTORY and RIVALRY. Also, he acquired Eternal Dibs, so that was nice. Meanwhile, the seeds of further idiocy have been sown in the mind of Strawguy...
>99, 93, 72 + 16 = 115, 109, 88>hangover cure, breakfast, lunchThe hangover cure is quick, easy, and more importantly, actually works. Sanji may be a pirate, but he’s also some kind of angel who can accomplish divine miracles with egg yolk, salt and a host of other readily-stocked ingredients.You tuck the recipe away in your mind as one of the greatest medications mankind could ever hope to gain.That done and agony abating, he sets you to making preparations for the food. Apparently you’re not at the stage of being trusted to actually MAKE it yet, not without direct supervision, but the early stages seem to be acceptable. You never thought the correct way to whisk eggs would be so damn complicated.(Cooking +3!)“Most of last night is fuzzy,” you admit, giving a cutting knife a quick sharpening. “Do I have any dignity left?”“Well, you woke up at one point and tried to strangle Luffy...”Shit, that could be bad -“But that’s pretty understandable for anyone who’s met him. Besides, he found it funny.”... Never mind, your cover’s fine.“And apparently you and the mosshead went off to train or something, and ended up cutting down a load of trees.”“Yeeeeah, I remember that part.” You frown as you work. “It was surprisingly helpful.”That gets you a confused look. “Surprisingly?”“Well, I mean... he didn’t strike me as...>strong.”>a good teacher.”>willing to help out some random guy.”>Other?
>a good teacher.”
>>3499743>a good teacher.”
>>3499743>a good teacher.”>Good with swords yeah. People? Not so much
>>3499743>a good teacher.”Luckly both Flashy and Zoro are well versed in the language of idiots and swords
>>3499743>>a good teacher.”Because he's not. Flashy's just a ludicrously good student in the arts of stabby, cutty and smashy.
>>3499755And shooty!>>3499751>zoro: yeah, if you gotta cut stuff, just do it like this. (Cuts)>flashy: oh, i see! (Mimics it perfectly)>everyone else: wtf, that’s not teaching?!Calling for teaching, apparently Arthur has a modicum of respect for Zoro’s skills.Previous thread archived!
>flashy has learned how to make his own hangover cures>tries to give one to klaus>klaus just evaporates into alcohol vapors after drinking(?) it
>a good teacher.”>we were both pretty drunk that it went better than you would expect. “
>>3499785Support
>good thing you’re used to weird teachers“- a good teacher.”“Heh. Yeah, that’d surprise me, too. I mean, he and Kohza train their swordsmanship together, but they both practice their own styles. Neither of ‘em tries to learn each other’s moves.”Maybe Kohza already knows the cutting thing? Is that a basic move? But in that case, why didn’t Klaus teach you it... did Zoro somehow skip over metal-cutting on to a slightly more advanced technique? You wouldn’t put it past him.“Maybe he just wanted to cut something up,” you say lamely, not sure if you should mention Kami-e. Shit. You taught him Kami-e. Isn’t that some high-ranking Marine technique? Eh, there’s probably plenty of pirates who figured it out. No biggie.“Sounds like the musclebrain,” Sanji muses distractedly, still busy with breakfast. “Apart from that, nah, you didn’t do anything much.”You breathe a long sigh of relief.“Well... apart from the singing.”FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK>Change the subject, quick!>WELL TIME TO FOCUS ON FOOD, YOU GUESS>... you should probably find out what happened...>Other?>>3499766Klaus doesn’t get hangovers. He actually ate the Alcohol Alcohol Fruit, and his constant drinking is merely boosting his powers until he finally Awakens. When that terrible day finally comes, Shanks and Whitebeard themselves will go to war over the mighty drinks he can produce.
>>3499790>"... Do I at least sing well while I'm drink?"
>>3499790>>... you should probably find out what happened...
>>3499790>>3499792>>"... Do I at least sing well while I'm drink?"We're in heaven, only god can judge us.
>>3499790>>3499792>>... you should probably find out what happened...>>"... Do I at least sing well while I'm drunk?"Tell me we didn't butcher Bink's Brew. I just got past Thriller Bark on the catchup, I can't take it.
Rolled 1 (1d3)>Roll 1d100, three separate rolls.If this post has a 1, it’s best of 3, 2 is middle of 3, and 3 is worst of 3.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3499804
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3499804
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3499804
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>3499804
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>3499804
>>3499807How slightly below meh we are.
>>349980748... not bad, but not good.Anyone want to offer up a re-roll, or accept your shocking and terrible destiny as an average singer?Be warned; you will never become an idol singer with this score!>>3499813To be fair, you WERE drunk...
>>3499807>>3499808>>3499810OofGuess last night is blurrier than we expected/everyone else got pretty smashed too
>>3499815Can we roll to see how much worse it was because of being drunk?
>>3499818We're actually a terrible singer, the alcohol just upgraded it to mediocre
>>3499815>QM trying to trick us into rerolling to get Luffy wanting us as a musicianI know your game, spoder.
>>3499815Did we sound like a terrible drunken girl singing?
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>3499818Hm, I dunno. I could just give you a malus to the score you already got...>>3499824Nah, Luffy needs his Brook!All right,>Roll 1d100, again of 3 to figure out what your singing is like when you’re sober.1 is best of 3, 2 is middle, 3 is worst. Let’s see if you’re actually better when you’re drunk...
>>3499825>Reminder that Girl Flashman is UMU>Reminder that Umu's singing is......... Well
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>3499818Rolling for size of alcohol negative modifier to singing.
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3499827>worst of 3Oh no.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3499827
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3499827AAAAAA
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3499827Help Us Uncle Doffy
>>3499829I’m not counting this one because it’s specifically rolling for something different.>>349983145! Being drunk actually made you slightly better... maybe it boosted your lack of shits to give?>>349983269 returns!
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3499827
>flashy will never achieve his dream of being a singer... so sad...>48“... Do I at least sing well while I’m drunk?”“Eh, not awful. Not great, but we weren’t going deaf from it.” He cocks his head. “Ah~ the ladies are awake!”... Does he have Haki for women? Is that a thing?“Get moving! We need this finished before they get hungry!” Ah, and now he becomes a slave-driver, slamming more plates of ingredients own beside you. “With an extra pair of hands, I can go all out, today~!”... And seriously, how is he so bendy and - wibbly? Is that an advanced Kami-e? Should you try and learn it? ... Nah, you’d rather get hit and die.Breakfast turns out fantastic, naturally, and apart from a few critiques, Sanji has no complaints about you, although that might be because he moves right on to the bento lunches, which you’ve already done some prep for.Seeing as people are starting to enter the galley, it’s good timing. Assholes don’t even have the decency to look hungover, apart from some bleary eyes from the Princess which could just be from lack of sleep. Admittedly, you can’t see Sogeking’s face, but he doesn’t seem all that bothered.“Breakfast is served, ladies~!” Yeah, that’s gotta be Kami-e, you decide, stepping around the heart-eyed weirdo as he serves the women. It certainly reassures you about teaching it to Zoro. “If there’s anything bad about it, it’s all shitty-guest’s fault~!}You pause in grabbing your own plate. “You did the women’s food by yourself!”“Sometimes the aura of a man can affect nearby food,” Sanji casually explains, like the dickface he is.>Talk to someone?>Eat separately, less chance of anyone seeing your face.>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.>Other?
>>3499859>“Sometimes the aura of a man can affect nearby food,”At least we're safe from Okama island Sanji-chan
>>3499859>>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.It's just not us if we're not taking every possible opportunity to train.Besides, I don't think we've done much training with Meteor-sama.
>>3499859>"Wouldn't that mean your aura does the same?"
>>3499859>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
>>3499859>>3499864SupportI wanna Iaido using the Meteor-sama
>>3499859>>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.Meteor>>3499864Zero IIRC
>>3499859>>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.ALSO EAT FAST BEFORE THAT RUBBER GUY TRIES TO ROB US
>>3499859>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.Anons raise a good point on training with the meteor hammers.
>>3499859>Talk to someone?>Shame I don't know anyone with lance that could give me tips how to use it. Also local with combat experience would be useful
Rolled 21, 49, 21, 74, 91, 82, 36, 77, 17, 45 = 513 (10d100)Preemptively getting rid of bad rolls
Better to train observation haki We're definitely going to need it against enel
>>3499868>ZeroCorrectamundo!>omnomnom muddafukkerYou glare at his bullshit face and bullshit words, then seat yourself at the table, ducking your face and eating fast as you can. Partly because you want to try and get a handle on your still shiny and new Meteor-sama, and partly because Strawbrat keeps trying to steal your food,Little shit.It’s a surprisingly vibrant meal - the only ones who seem to be worried are Pajaya and Conis, and even they’re more reassured as breakfast goes on.“I’m gonna get some training in,” you finally announce, as Sanji jabs a finger at where to leave your empty plate. “Lemme know when everyone’s ready to go.”“Training?” Yeah, that got Zoro’s attention.“With this.” You point at Meteor-sama.He immediately goes back to eating. “Never mind.”... Sword-freak.You head down to the forest, considering your options. Do you really want to train Meteor-sama now?>Yes!>Maybe the lance instead...?>Actually, Kami-e could be more useful if you need to dodge?>Other?
>>3499886METEORFLASHY SMASH
>>3499886>>Yes!
>>3499886Meteowe gotta prepare... Them?/Him?/Her? For their first nat100
>>3499886>YES!I'd suggest picking up a replacement cannon ball, but I don't know if ranged attacks will help too much.
>>3499886>Yes!
>>3499886>>Yes!Meteor-sama is a chain weapon, so... maybe we can try some of what we learned with the fan twins?
>>3499898Assume you grabbed a couple. I’ll hold a vote soon on whether you want to bring your duffel bag of other weapons along or leave them on Merry.>Yes!METEOR-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA>Roll 1d100, best of 3! Go! Meteor sama!
>>3499886>If you can sword with a cannonball, you can sword with a sword>Training with Cannonball swords wen>Training Tashigi to DODGE with cannonballs wen
>>3499906
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3499906
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3499906
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3499906GIVE ME CANNONBALLS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3499906Derp
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3499906sweet.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3499906
>>3499912AAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!! DOUBLE-SMASHING BLUDGEONER OF JUSTICE, METEOR-SAMAAAAAA!!!Not that Meteor-sama smashes justice... I mean it it bludegons stuff FOR justice... just saying...
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3499906Wham. Bam. Thank you Mam
>>3499925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYCxbBZUCY
If any of you guys don’t need know how a meteor hammer works, might wanna check out a YouTube video. There’s a lot of kicking, etc, but just imagine that your meteor hammer has a cannonball on each end of the chain, because this is One a Piece and weapons are bullshit.You can use Meteor-sama from very close range to about regular sword range, due to your strength. You could also throw it, I guess, which would be... kind of dumb.
>>3499945>KickingWe should steal--I mean /observe/ Sanji's techniques
>>3499945>>3499949>IRL Meteor Hammers are puny>We attached fucking cannonballs to this bitchHAHAHAHAHAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoqbuDA7OMM
>>3499945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoqbuDA7OMMNot just with their feet, but with their knees as well. Lots of swinging to build up momentum, though surprisingly very few strikes seem to be swings in and of themselves. A lot seem to be straight *thrusts*
>>3499945I really want to see Luffy's reaction to us winging cannonballs about.
>>3499945In a pinch, we can throw them as bolas against those giant bastards (read: anybody taller than us)
>>3499960>>3499965Found a better video as it includes some explanations.Like how the Meteor Hammer is the hardest weapon to master among things like rope darts and fluid movement weapons
>>3499971Aaaaan I forget the linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxPO6nwQvxY
>>3499965Yup, you can also do it with your arms and swinging the chain around your body. Assume that your own fighting with Meteor-sama will be a lot faster than RL versions as well, because again, One Piece bullshit (and because you’re a freaky weapons prodigy).>>3499971There’s a good but very long video by a monk and a disciple, if that’s the one you mean, but there’s a some other good ones out there’s. One is actually an amateur middle-aged guy who’s impressively fast and brutal with it, though he fucks up several times on the video.
Considering how ridiculous we're becoming, we should convince Klaus to let Tashigi-sis join in our lessons, or convince her to join our lessons; whichever first. It may or not have anything to do with fulfilling the role of the older brother and playfully bullying our lil' sis.
>>3499966>Luffy flashes back to his childhood with Garp's training>Cannonballs>So many cannonballs>Nami and Zoro find Luffy on the deck in the fetal position, shuddering uncontrollably
>>3499977Huh, that's actually the one I linked hahaAlso Dual Wielding!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIarVZIX_MgJust because I can then recommend watching IP Man.Because IP Man movies are just freaking amazing:V
>>3499981Garp will eventually run out of cannonballs to throw.Arthur can hit you with the same one forever.
>>3499945>You could also throw it, I guess, which would be... kind of dumb.Would it be tho? Seems like a good improvised bolas to me.Also, IIRC two cannonballs being joined by a chain or metal bar were used to rip sails and ropes.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_shot
>>3499966>>3499981>>3499995>>3499997>Boomerang Cannonball Bolas Meteor Hammer-sama
>>3499997It may be very effective, the question is whether you can get it back afterwards. If you're fighting on a ship and the enemy dodges, for example, can you catch poor Meteor-sma before it goes overboard? Because it's gonna sink preeeeetty fast.Eating and writing.
>>3500011Thats why we have to learn how to throw it so it comes back, boomerang style as >>3500000 noted.Or just feed it a bird zoan.Or both!
>>3500000Nice quints.Also, that gave me a dumb idea for a potential name for the hammer; Bocabomha.Basically just taking the first two letters of each of those things you listed (except only the M from Meteor) and stringing them together.We could call it Boca for short....I dunno, I'm just kinda spitballin' this. I'm sure someone can come up with a less dumb name.
>>3500032>Inb4 Bob-omb>Who is a bird zoan who explodes>Like the Angry BirdOr Bomber Man
>>3500032>Meteor Hammer>Meteor>Meat>Hammer>Ham>Meat HamLuffy would like it at least.
>>3500032Im a big fan of acronyms that can function as actual names, so you have my support.The only problem I see is that 'boomerang' part isn't here yet.
>>3500048I suppose that's true.Unfortunately, naming things isn't my forte at all, so that's kinda the best I've got for now.
>>3500032You guys are thinking too hard about this. It's a meteor hammer and we use to bop people.It's obviously Mmm-Bop
>>3500032>>3500063Wait, wait, wait, hear me out.Bop-It
>>3500000If you feed it the seagull fruit, it can just fly back to you!>>3500018You. I like you.>84, good!You take Meteor-sama out of sight of the ship, just in case anyone comes out to watch - you don't want the poor thing to get performance anxiety, after all - and give it a gentle swing to asses weight and balance.Your findings consist of 'heavy' and 'no'.Perfect.You start slow, because you've never handled a weapon like this before. In fact, you've never seen a weapon like this before, outside of a few sketches in a weaponry textbook at the Academy, because apparently this one is HARD, and most people would rather pick up, say, a sword or a pistol.It's also unusual because it's got a pair of goddamn cannonballs attached.The chain is made of plenty of smaller links, rather than fewer but bigger ones - it gives Meteor-sama more flexibility, and means it also hurts less when you carefully swing it to wrap around your leg.Ow.You kick out the other leg, and try to wrap it around that one instead. It works, if a little awkwardly, but your previous experience with the chains of fans helps. Even so, the massive ends renders the result completely different.Back to the other leg - kick, hold your arm out and try that - not awful - swivel and swing your arm to let one of the cannonballs hurtle forwards. You'll have to pay attention to the sharp tug as it reaches its full length, to prevent recoil.Again, faster.Leg.Arm.Other arm.Alter your grip to try holding it higher - swing around your body (oof, good restraint there). Lash it out. Leg again, arm, faster, slam it out and swing it into a tree, move as you do it to check the velocity, spin your own body to wrap it neatly around your torso --(Aquired Meteor Hammer skill +8! General Fitness +1! Due to varied range of weaponry, +2 when first trying new types of personal weaponry!)Not bad! Nowhere near as good as, say, your swords, but at least you're not rushing into a fight with no idea what you're doing. Unlike usual.... Ha. Haha."Arthur, we're going now!" You hear the Witch's call, far too happy for someone who's going to go fight a god. Considering how weak his priests were, though, you can see why there's little worry.>Take your duffle bag with you?>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.>Other?>>3500032I assumed Meteor-sama is Meteor-sama because sama rhymes with hammer.
>>3500063You son of a bitch.That's genius.
>>3500067>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
>>3500067>Take the duffle bag. If need be, I wanna be able to dual wield Ka-tan and Cut-chan. We might need it.>Also toss in a fruit from the kitchen incase we get hungry for a snack. GoroGoroGoroGoro.
>>3500067>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.It's paper thin but still a legit disguise
>>3500067>>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.It feels wrong leaving our babies behind, but they'll be safe on the ship.
>>3500067>Take your duffle bag with you
>>3500067>I assumed Meteor-sama is Meteor-sama because sama rhymes with hammer.This is acceptable>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.Don't want to risk the kids getting lost/stolen, as cool as it would be to break everything out against the boss>>3500069It needed to be said
>>3500067>>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
>>3500075Support.Gimme froot.
>>3500067>>3500075This. At the very least, the fruit part.Also, everyone's been talking about getting a seagull devil fruit to make Meteor-sama able to rebound to us automatically, and I'm kinda just wondering if feeding a DF to an inanimate object is an actual thing in OP. I've admittedly not watched/read much of it at all, so I've got no idea.How do you even do something like that? Do you just smash/slice the fruit with the object? Do you juice the fruit and pour it onto the object? Do DFs even HAVE juice?
>>3500088It is, hell one of the Baroque Works Agents has a bazooka who ate a dog fruit. No idea how they would feed it to a weapon though.
>>3500088>>3500093It is but apparently Vegapunk is the only person who can do it.And Vegapunk is as mysterious as the fucking One Piece
>>3500088>I'm kinda just wondering if feeding a DF to an inanimate object is an actual thing in OPYes it is. There's a bazooka that ate a dog zoan, and a sword that ate an elephant zoan. Might have been more, but those are the two I remember.>How do you even do something like that?Ask Vegapunk.
>>3500096>>3500098You are now imagining Vegapunk as Jim Carrey Robotnik#Sorrynotsorry
>>3500103Vegapunk" "I was spitting formulas when you were drink formula!"Also Vegapunk "FUCK YOU IM-SAMA IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOON"
>>3500103To be perfectly honest, that was basically my mental image already.Hits too many mad science cliches not to.
>>3500103I'm honestly not sure if I should go see that. On the one hand, it may turn out to be the greatest unintentional comedy in the world... on other hand, I may have to kill myself after.>Roll 1d100 to figure out the supa-sekrit method to creating Devil Fruit weaponryTallying and writing. Might take a while due to wiki-refreshing my memory.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3500124Maybe the dice gods will take pity on my lack of OP knowledge and grant Flashman the knowledge I lack.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>3500124
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3500124
>>3500127Well shit. Guess it's one of those 'that's so stupid it might work' thing.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3500124
>>3500000What a waste of a get.
>>3500127Congrats, you figured it out! You have to hold a bite of Fruit in your mouth while simultaneously stabbing/bashing it with the weapon! Ta-daaaaaaa!Not really.
>>3500142Blend devil fruitHeat sword/gun until it is above 100 CelciusDunk in DF juiceEz
>Take your current weapons.>Plus a delicious fruity snack.With Conis and her father watching the Merry (which really means 'staying where they won't get in the way of the fight, because it's not like they can really defend Merry if anything happens), the rest of you set off.You're not laden down - just the weapons you've been carrying around Skypiea, and a small bag holding a few cannonballs (just in case) as well as lunch. Yes, a hearty meal along the way to punch/stab/shoot God sounds just dandy.You brought an apple along as well, for important snacking purposes. Fruits might not be AS good as candy, but you have to admit they're slightly more filling as a food-stuff. Also more healthful, not that you really care about that.>Roll 1d100 for any encounters on the way to the ruined city centre, best of 3
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3500169
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3500169Big money!
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3500169
>>3500169
>>3500174Uh oh! Here comes Sky Hitler.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3500169>tfw candy still limited
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3500169
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3500179Fuck, let's try this again
>>3500168Blend multiple devil fruit together for the forbidden smoothie
Heading home, update laterish.
>>3500201What happens when someone who ate devil fruit eats another one anyway? I think it was talked about when CP9 got theirs, but I don't clearly remember. Do they just die a painful and gruesome death?
>>3500201But that'd give us Explosive Diarrhea
>>3500213They Explode without a trace.
>>3500124>I'm honestly not sure if I should go see that.I know Im going to see it one way or another just for that Robotnik performance.If its anywhere near how Robotnik was in Sonic BOOM! then I know Im going to have a good time.
>>3500213It kills them, and both devil fruits are released back into circulation.Which is why Blackbeard is such a big deal.
>>3500217Seems fitting, thanks.How did Blackbeard done it then? Absorbed it into his darkness instead of eating it?
>>3500227We really have no idea, might be a yami thing, or some people theorise he might have a genetic defect that gives him two stomach, which is why he so fat.
>>3500169I don't mind bringing along a fruit but that justification is so forced it's hilarious, I thought Flashy would naturally assume someone on the scale of "God" would have a DF fruit and thus bring a fruit along just in case. Also I thought that one anon's nat100 reroll was for us to find the reborn fruit after the fight?
>>3500232Dont worry.All is not as it seeeeeems.... Because I already decided how you'll find the damn fruit IF Enel dies, and it won't goddamn be a convenient piece of fruit you're carrying like a dipshit.But yes if Enel dies, one of the anons has kindly donated their nat100 to make sure Flashy finds it. Then there'll be a vote if you want to eat it or not, which I'll probably leave open for a while as it's kind of major and I know there were some people opposed.
>>3500232I mean, so far all the combat between the Priests and Us have been...really easy. They've all gone down in one hit, or have been taken down by Nami the Navigator. THE NAVIGATOR, not even one of the frontline fighters. It would make sense that Flashy isn't taking Enel seriously because his troops are chumps so why wouldn't he be as well?
>>3500227>>3500230That still hasn't been revealed, there are lots of theories.Immediately after Blackbeard revealed that he absorbed Whitebeard's devil fruit, Whitebeard's crew began immediately calling bullshit, only for Marco to refute them, saying that it was possible. He then said that Blackbeard was a little different, as 'his body structure was irregular compared to common people's', which is why he was able to pull it off.Oda still hasn't elaborated on what this means, but a lot of people have theorized that he might try to go for another fruit to make three, as his Jolly Roger has three skulls. He has the strongest Logia and the strongest Paramecia, so the strongest Zoan would be able to complete the whole set and make him nearly unstoppable.Which means that Kaido might eventually find himself in Blackbeard's crosshairs.
>>3500254Honestly, in terms of Zoans, I'd actually put Marco above Kaido.I feel like a lot of Kaido's pure strength is from his human side than his dragon bullshit, while Marco gets to come back to life, and have fire powers, and be one of like 10 people that can fly,Not to mention that Marco is retired and living in peace currently, making him the perfect target to pull at heart strings
>>3500241>ifAlways the operative word. Thanks for allaying my concerns, I can only hope it'll be one of Nami's oranges so we can steal from the witch herself.>>3500249Flashy does think that the Haki he's encountered is Enel's so he definitely knows that the guy's got bigger game than his underlings. I don't think he's aware of the full extent of the range but he's been (rightfully) paranoid about it ever since he first encountered it.
>>3500289Ah my bad then, forgot that we did notice his Haki.
>>3500265True. The title of the Strongest Zoan is still unrevealed, and Blackbeard killing Marco would be another way for him to keep spitting on the memory of Whitebeard. Plus the powers would be a terrifying combination with what he already has.However, I'm not sure that Blackbeard as a phoenix would look convincing as the final Big Bad. He might look like an overweight chicken, given his body type. A massive dragon with darkness and earthquake powers, creating black holes and tsunamis? On top of having Blackbeard's (admittedly awesome) beard? Now THAT'S endgame material.
>>3500309Of course that's if Im Isn't the true secret double final boss.Also you act as if Oda definitly wouldn't have a goofy looking big bad that becomes awesome through their actions.
>>3500321>implying Buggy isn't final bossNone of you are worthy.
>>3500324>implying Wapol isn't final boss
>>3500224It's because he's fat
>>3500321Also true. He just might make Phoenix Blackbeard the greatest thing imaginable. Sorry for making assumptions.
>>3500241>and it won't goddamn be a convenient piece of fruit you're carrying like a dipshit.Its going to be by eating some Skypiean candy that was unknowingly made from devil fruit?
>>3500358>Phoenix BlackbeardBlackbird.
>>3500358Like some sort of Dark Phoenix?Xmen crossover when
>>3500381When you find out who ate Kidd's Fruit and became Magneto. Bentham is now Mystique.
>>3500386Fuck, Bentham is just the best. Is he in Impel Down? There BETTER end up being some reason he gets busted out.
>>3500381Aaaaaaaaand I just got mental images of Blackbeard in Jean Grey's jumpsuit.Time to scrub my brain with bleach and steel wool.
>>3500399Bentham evaded capture, because Garp was sent to catch him, but Bentham was disguised as Luffy, so Garp was softballing it.
>>3500386Not gonna lie, I am legit excited to see who was assigned Kidd's fruit.
>>3500415Yeah, but canonically it was Hina who captured Mr.2, when he helped free one of his fellow ex-Baroque Works agent.
>>3500417It was definitely Sentomaru, so he can throw Pacifistas at people.>>3500422Shit, I completely forgot that. Yeah, isn't that part of the storyline where that painter and Mr. 1 and the other agents hang out and open a real cafe?
>>3500399He actually escaped Alabasta with the rest of his okama crew, because Garp went 'oh no lol these okama who are helping my grandson are too cunning for me, i've lost them all, lololololol too bad'.So he's out there, sailing the seas. Being flamingly gay.>>3500417It wasVERGOJust kidding.IT'S TASHIGI, SO SHE CAN HUNT SWORDS EASIER.
>>3500429>Yeah, isn't that part of the storyline where that painter and Mr. 1 and the other agents hang out and open a real cafe?Mr. 1 actually stayed behind in prison with Crocodile, who "didn't feel like escaping".But yes, most of the BW agents did open a cafe.
>>3500432>So he's out there, sailing the seas. Being flamingly gay.Excellent.
Hang on, I thought Bentham wanted to be sent to Impel Down, since he'd heard that Ivankov had been imprisoned there? Shouldn't he have let himself be captured after stalling Garp for a bit?
>>3500485I think he only heard about that after being sent to Impel Down? So he tried to get himself sent to the lower floors
>>3500429Yeah, he actually gets caught by Hina, escapes prison, then fights Hina again, I believe.On this instance, Hina was taking Zoro away (and her ship got trashed) so she never fought him the first time, and the other BW agents who were caught were on different ships to be interrogated regarding BW.>88It's a quicker walk than yesterday, partly because you know the way this time, and partly because Zoro and Sanji have made a loud, violent competition of charging ahead to cut down the trees ahead of you all.Because they're idiots who hate nature, you guess.... Dammit, why do you have to be mature and responsible?! Stupid Strawhats, making you be the straight man to their unceasing insanity! You wanna go batshit and kick a tree over too!Then the distant sound of their yelling stops, followed by an immense rumble from the ground that sends your party to a stumbling halt."Earthquake?" Sogeking stares at the ground, but the Witch just scowls."Don't be stupid, there can't be any faultlines up here! I think..." How reassuring! You'd grip on to something sturdy, but the sounds of trees crashing down all at once attracts attention instead.At first you think it's the two lunatics ahead, before - holy crap.That is the biggest goddamn snake you've ever seen, raising it's head above the treetops.And it's blinking sleeping. Since when do snakes have eyelids? No. Wait. That's not important right now.What's important is that it's spotted you all..."THAT'S FRIGGIN' HUGE!" The cry of the Greater-Thieving Witch.... And it looks hungry."Ah... its mouth is big too," you comment, before it lets out a loudhiss, eyes gleaming, and hurls itself towards you all.>DODGE!>ATTACK! (where? How?)>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)>Other?For non-OP readers, look up the snake Nola on the wikia.>>3500485I... don't recall specifically, I'll look it up tomorrow. If he does, I'll come up with something, thanks for pointing that out. For now though, he's out and free.
>>3500515>>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)>>Use a cannonball to boop it
>>3500515>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)GET FAMILY PET GOGOGOGO
>>3500515>>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)Snoots should be booped. Who are we to deny the natural order?
>>3500515>BOOP THE SNOOT! >With cannonball!
>>3500515>Throw a cannonball at the snoot.
>>3500515(Write in)*pull a cannonball out of your bag*"Imma boop it!"
>>3500515>>DODGE!NO MURDER HES A GOOD BOI
>>3500545IT'S NOT MURDER, IT'S JUST A DOMINANCE ESTABLISHING BOOP
>>3500515>>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)
>sighAre you gonna boop with a cannonball?>FUCK YEAH>NO, I'm gonna boop with (what?)No, you're not allowed to boop with another person. Yes, Carue counts as a person. No, your weapons currently don't.
>>3500560>>FUCK YEAH
>>3500560>>FUCK YEAHIt's a long range boop.
>>3500560>>NO, I'm gonna boop with (what?)>>Your hand. Cause it's a Good Boi and didn't do anything to deserve being Priest'd.
>>3500560>FUCK YEAHBut nonlethally, because he's a GOOD giant danger noodle.
>>3500560>No, I'm gonna boop with (what?)>handWe will boop that snek and live to tell the tale, even if we will be living only for a few precious moments before it eats us.
>Boop Shandora's Snake God>Become Friends with it>Ride it into battle with Enel>???>Profit
>>3500560>>NO, I'm gonna boop with (what?)Finger. Because that is how you does a boop.
>>3500560>>FUCK YEAHYOU FUCKS BETTER HOPE THE GOODEST BIG BOI IS STRONG ENOUGH
>>3500560Nola uh?Let's see......Yeah, she's a big girl. She can take it>FUCK YEAH
>snek The Strawhats yell, lunging aside, as the massive, open mouth hurtles towards you with the speed of one of Garp's cannonballs.Speaking of cannonballs...Gaze still latched onto the mouth-tongue-fangs that are making their way to Snack-ville (population: you), you shove your hand into your bag, drag out a cannonball of your own andBOOPTHATSNOOT>Roll 1d100, best of 3DC is 60/80/100.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3500628Is this gonna be the Stefan situation all over again? It feels like it already.
>>3500594YES GOOD BOY SNEK
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3500628Please let the snoot survive, Dice Gods.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3500628AAAAA
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3500628
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3500628
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3500628YEET
>>3500640>>3500641>>3500645NICE TRY AGAIN, AHAHAHAHAHAOnly a +5 bonus, phew.And congrats for passing the 60 DC to survive. It would have been really embarrassing to kill you off here.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3500628
>>3500629>>3500633>>350064089. Second tier pass. Not bad.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3500658Technically 94 for the 15 bonus.
>>3500651Are you sure this boop wasn't a quickdraw?
>>3500670AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3500670........
>>3500678Check your math BP
>>3500678There a problem officer?
>>3500678YEET'D BOOP.
>>3500678Oh? Is something wrong, BPQM? Did you perhaps say something, a while back? About getting something if we rolled the same number three times in a single roll? Or does that only count if it's in sequence?
>>3500670Okay, this wasn't the third in a row AND it didn't have a trips post number, so not a huge bonus for it.I've got the post mostly written already, so I'll give you an increase to the booping, but don't expect miracles.
>>3500678pls let nola not be killfriendshipmysterious “thunder god” arthur, captain of the colossal snake pirates
Rolled 85 (1d100)Watch me Nat 100
>>3500678 :^)
>>3500694I thought the bonus for same rolls was only when they were consecutive anyway
>>3500705No, it's for same call for roll in general. Two 15s gets you a +5 bonus. Three gets you... more.>89 + 35 + 10 yeet bonus = 134 + stupid trips bonus dammitYou swivel from the hips and hurl that cannonball like it insulted Smoboss, whereupon it blazes across the distance and slams into the snek's snoot with a faint crunch.(Cannonballs +1!)The big beastie pauses, mouth still open, before recoiling a little, eyes squinting as it tries to look down at where the tiny ball hit it.Said tiny ball proceeds to slowly thunk backwards, toppling out of the small, cracked indentation now just above its mouth, and crashing to the floor.A small but thick shard of what looks to be snake-scale follows after it.The snake promptly loses its shit."SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" A massive, wildly flailing snake is certainly a sight, along with the dozens of trees it slams carelessly to the ground as it furiously jerks and waves."Oooooohhh," you hear Strawhat say from somewhere nearby. Because he's also a dumbass.>Attack while it's distracted!>Everyone should get past it quickly!>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!>Other?
>>3500745>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!
>>3500745>>Everyone should get past it quickly!
>>3500745>>Go grab your cannonball-Kidding. RIP C-chan, you served your purpose well>Everyone should get past it quickly!
>>3500745>Everyone should get past it quickly!
>>3500745>Everyone should get past it quickly!Also.>don't be silly, our cannonballs couldn't kill those sky sharks! We'd need to use them all just to kill one!Y e e t.
>>3500745>>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!>>RUN YOU IDIOTS! LAST PLACE IS LUNCH!
>>3500745>>Everyone should get past it quickly!>>Climb on the snake and ride it into battle with god. How could that possibly backfire?
>>3500764>>3500761>>3500757>>3500756>>3500752>>3500755No weapon left behind
>>3500770I'm sure a certain gore-smeared cannonball somewhere in the Upper Yard would disagree.
>>3500770Cannonballs are ammo anon.
>>3500777>Not realizing the cannonball is simply prepping to one shot god in a epic boomerang returnHow dare you
>>3500770>>3500778The true weapon is Cannonball Pouch-kun
Has the snake scale any lightning protection? If the answer is yes and is not too big, take it.
>>3500745>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!>RUN YOU IDIOTS! LAST PLACE IS LUNCH!ALSO GRAB THE SCALE BIT IF YOU CAN
>>3500770Anon, we're not so autistic to recover every single bullet we shoot. If you really want we can probably come back later to get it.
>abandon cannonball>fail to pick up massively tough snake scale to turn into something cool>oh well"Let's go!" You're already running, as are some of the others - the rest follow, Kohza dragging along Strawhat, who's staring back, awestruck at the still-panicking snake."Hey, Art-guy," he calls to you, grinning wide with excitement, "what did you throw at it?">A cannonball.>Don't worry about it.>... How did you not see?!>Other?
>>3500790>>3500791Oh hey, you guys figured out the loot. Congrats!Too late, though.
>>3500798>An Insult. Words hurt, Strawjerk.
>>3500798>A cannonball.>now get moving before I throw *you* at it!
>>3500798>>... How did you not see?!
>>3500798>>A cannonball.
>>3500798>>A cannonball.One day, I'm going to be better with them than Garp. And I'll prove it in a cannonball duel!
>>3500798A cannonballSTOP STARING AT THE GIANT SERPENT
At this point for every outrageous cool thing we do Zoro becomes smugger at his choice of rival and Robin's life expectancy shortens by a few days.Usopp is amazed at how effective the random pirate he brought aboard is.andNami, Vivi and Chopper lament being in the Neo-weak trio just a little more
>>3500798>Pick up scale while running past>A cannonball
>>3500000Only just skimmed up and saw this, feel like you should get a reward for those snazzy quints. Hm.>>3500844This is pretty much accurate, although sadly Zoro and Sanji were ahead and so have no idea what made the giant snake they woke up suddenly freak out. (Rest assured that for every cool thing Zoro DOES see, he preens internally over how good his taste is).
>>3500798>A cannonball.
>>3500827>Flashy and Garp in a cannonball duel.>They stare at each other.Everyone is scared except Smoboss (because he is a logia).>They both activate observation haki and start throwing hundreds of cannonballs.Everyone loses their shit except the SMOBOSS.>The cannonballs were also imbued with armament, breaking against each other and causing a sharpnel storm imbued with haki.>Smobos exe.has stopped working.
>>3500875Sadly Admiral Akainu was caught in the crossfire and is now super dead.RIP
Rolled 21 (1d100)>c-c-c-cannonball"A cannonball," you answer bluntly, still running. Seriously, how did he not see that? At least you've caught up with the two confused dumbasses at the front though, as Kohza catches them up on why the snake has yet to eat anyone.Strawhat's eyes glaze over for a few seconds, before clearing. "Hey, Art-guy, what did you throw at it?"You stare at him, dodging a branch, and then at the Witch still dragging him along. She looks just as confused, before it clears up. "He threw a rock!" Then she mouths at you, 'Don't - talk - about - throwing - cannonballs'.... You have some serious questions about that kid's childhood. Poor bastard.At least you're out of sight of ol' snake now, even if its panicked throes seem to be calming down.>Talk to anyone as you run? (Who? Say what?>Other?
>>3500903>Witch>Ask how you're supposed to find God.Arthur might've missed the morning meeting playing with our his new toy
>>3500903>Witch>Where exactly are we going?>And is it really a good idea to have Zoro lead us there? I know Sanji's up front too but...
>>3500903>Turn on Haki, check our surroundings
>>3500917>Support
>>3500903>>3500923Might be good to know. In case we get seperated at any point.
>>3500799I dont know how they did not notice and i miss that canonball now we only have two balls
Rolled 94 (1d100)>witch"So how are we supposed to find 'God', anyway?" You direct the question at the Witch, who's by now let go of Strawbrat (happy to bound on ahead with his two chief lackeys)."Huh? Didn't you-? Oh, yeah, you went to sleep yesterday, and training this morning." She huffs. "All right! Aisa, Conis and her dad say that Enel, the 'God' of Skypiea, is on his shrine somewhere high up in the center of the holy land! Robin says the lost golden city of Shandora should be there as well..." She trails off, giggling slightly, beri signs appearing in her eyes.Creepy."I guess a golden city sounds about right for a God's shrine," you mutter.The Witch nods decisively, coming back to reality. "Right... we can't take the gold straight away, because the idio- sorry, Luffy, Zoro and Sanji - want to fight God. But we'll definitely make sure to loot the place on the way back!""......" It's not technically stealing... right? And the sky islands are outside World Government jurisdiction anyway, so... "And - is it really safe having Zoro at the front? I know Strawhat and Sanji's there too, but...""It's fine, Robin's sending her eyes ahead to make sure we're on the right track," the Witch reassures. That's even creepier. "Besides, Kohza hasn't got a full handle on his Logia yet, and we need our strongest guys at the from in case the Shandians attack."Ah, yes. The Shandians.>... Who are the Shandians?>Mm, yes, makes sense.>Maybe I'll head up front as well...>Other?
>>3500978>>Mm, yes, makes sense.>... Who are the Shandians?
>>3500978>... Who are the Shandians?>rolled 94Where's that panic button?
>>3500978>Maybe I'll head up front as well...
>>3500978>>... Who are the Shandians?
>>3500978>... Who are the Shandians?
>>3500978>94Worrying.>>... Who are the Shandians?
>>3500984Supporting.Also, that implication that we're not amongst the strongest. I feel like we should be insulted.
>>3500978>Mm, yes, makes sense.>... Who are the Shandians?Getting drunk means you have to get the exposition all at once the next day
>>3500978>...Who are the Shandians[One explanation later]>Okay, so the strong guys are up front, but what if the Shandians attack from behind?
>>3500998Technically speaking, they are stronger than you right now. Zoro never managed to fight you with all three blades, you ended up lucking out with good terrain and preventing him drawing Wado. A single kick from Sanji would seriously screw you, and a few would cripple you, if they managed to hit. And Luffy is... Luffy, also running on 3d100s.You're kind of a glass cannon. Fortunately, you're a quick-learning, LUCKY glass cannon.
>>3501022>kind of a glass cannonAll the more fucking reason to get that fruitI don't want to have to deal with every fight while worrying about having the durability of a bag of crisps.
>>3501022Sanji would go for the cup again on Arthur, though, right?
>>3500978>Mm, yes, makes sense.>... Who are the Shandians?
>Soooooo."... Who are the Shandians?"The Witch looks at you despairingly."What?!""Never mind." She just manages to avoid tripping over a tree root, and you note the snake has finally gone silent. "The Shandians are Asia's people. Their island used to be part of Jaya, before the Knock-up Stream - you know what that is, right?""... It sounds like when a man forgets to use protection...""THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL!!"Touchy, touchy.In any case, you get a quick summary of what the Knock-Up Stream is (and now you know how you got up here), who the Shandians are and why they hate the Skypieans, and how the Shandians regularly perform raids against them.Also it turns out that 'God' is just the title for their boss-dude, and they don't think he actually created the universe or anything. Lame.You've already warned Zoro about Haki, and discreetly pointed out that this Enel guy or a lackey is constantly watching, but the fact that God is apparently aware of everyrhing in Skypiea and not just the Upper Yard is... troubling.How good does your Observation have to be, to do that? And even pick out details?Zoro knows that Enel will know they're coming, but even he doesn't know the uses of Observation like you do. If Enel can pick out 'blasphemy' all the way over on Skypiea proper, what the he'll can he do close up?>Keep quiet.>Maybe you should warn Zoro about some of what Observation can do... although it'll tip Enel off that you know about it.>Maybe you should explain Observation to all of them?>Other?
>>3501063>Keep quiet.
>>3501063>Keep quiet
>>3501063>...maybe you should bait him to you>touch his haki with yours
>>3501063>>Keep quiet.Don't want him to blast us right off the bat
>>3501063>>Keep quiet.If it becomes relevant in the fight, we can just shout it out to them.
Rolled 85, 47, 8, 75 = 215 (4d100)>>3501037You were handcuffed to Nami last time, which is why Sanji was relatively gentle with his kick. He didn't want to send you flying, and Nami with you.If you're NOT conveniently handcuffed to a woman, he's gonna kick a lot harder. And he can also kick a lot harder than he used to back in Loguetown, holding back or not.>>3501073Oh my~Also, background rolls.
>>3501078>implying we won't just quickdraw and shoot him in the chest if he tries to kick uslet's fucking go, Eyebrow....that's a spicy 8
>>3501088don't shoot ur kickdadhe taught you how to make macaronsAnd the 8 is a character death, ouchie.Okay, I'm heading to bed, need to be up early tomorrow! Thanks for playing and good niiiiiight~!Think we might have a Silvers Harry thread once Skypiea's over, and I can work on that stupid, shitty Zoro interlude. That asshole.
>>3501117>character deathI can't believe Zoro is dead.
>>3501117Speaking of Silvers Harry, how strong is he in comparison to East Blue anyway?
>>3501063So now we know that Enel is listening to everything in Skypiea. Meaning we can't talk.But what about writing things down and passing letters to the group?
>>3501121>God pushed him down a flight of stairsEnel found his one weakness
Rolled 36 (1d100)Pre-emptively rolling for fortune against Enel
>>3501078>>3501117Oh fuck right, the Shadians are fighting Enel right now aren't they?
>>3501117WHOMST'D'VE?
So since we're going to be fighting god, does anybody have any idea how we're gonna survive the wrath of stefan. I bet he'd keel us over just by lifting his paw.
>>3501343Are you referring to Ohm's giant dog, Holy?
>>3501384No. Go read Silvers Harry. We meet and steal Stefan, Whitebeard’s dog.
>>3501447I seriously want to join the Strawhats as Silvers Harry.Mostly for the funtimes that Alabasta will become when Ace shows up.Probably looking for us.
>>3501458>Wearing a comically bad fake moustache>"W-who is Silvers Harry?!? I-I'm the loveable but bumbling Ensign Flashman!"
>>3501468>wearing a comically bad fake moustache >made out of darkness
>>3501482>Ace is visting Luffy, not realising Silvers joined him, and is about to leave, when they pass by Silver's room>It's a completely pitch black void.>Ace: "Good lord what is happening in there!">Luffy: "...Midnight.">Ace: "M-Midnight? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the blue, localised entirely within your ship?!?>Luffy: "Yes!">Ace:"...May I see it?">Luffy: "...No."
>>3501510>"Well Luffy, you are an odd brother, but I must say, you make a good crew.">walks away>barking noises>Luffy gives Ace a thumbs up when he turns around
>>3501126I'd like to say he could roflstomp anyone in East Blue due to Haki bullshit and Big Fucking Swords, but if rolls are as normal, he's probably going to be relying on Stefan to save his ass. And running away a lot.Technically speaking, with his Armament he could kick Smoker's arse too, but again... rolls.>>3501167He must conquer stairs as Flashy has conquered roofs. Only then will he become a rival truly worthy of you.
>>3502799I mean, he could also kill Smoker with the Yami Yami no Mi.
>>3502802b& from quest >:(
>ssssshhhhhhhhhh supa sekrit>94You decide to keep your mouth shut for now. There's no point in having God, or Enel, or Godel, or whatever, focusing on you straight off.All you really wanna do is get a load of cool dials (and some sky candy) and go home. Hell, you won't even be able to 'rescue' Chopper, although at least you now know he's well-treated.... Still haven't figured out where that ginormous reindeer dude is, though.... Or what all that crashing of toppling trees is from behind you.You look back, and promptly wish you hadn't."SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!""SNAAAAAAKEEEEEEEE!!!" Ah, looks like the Witch has spotted the angry beastie, too.F U C K>RUN FASTER>Stand and fight!>Run to the side, let it follow the main group!>Other?
>>3502826>Run to the side, let it follow the main group!CLEVER ATTENTION REDIRECTION
>>3502826>Stand and fight!Don't make me boop that snoot again, you wiggly FUCK
>>3502826>>Stand and fight!Huge noodle. That means huge snoot!Give it the double-boop.
>>3502826>Stand and fight!
>>3502826>ASSERT DOMINANCE >HISSSS BACK AND FIGHT
>>3502838Supporting
>>3502826>>3502838Support
Anyone opposed to hissing before you fight?ALSO>Fight how?
>>3502849>Pummel it with Meteor-sama
>>3502849MORE CANNONBALL
>>3502826>Stand and fight!Mysterious men work in mysterious ways
>>3502849>Let it swallow and stabby stab from the insideI think I suggested this before with a Sea King. I am still of the opinion that killing from the inside is the best way to deal with huge ass monsters, especially ones with stupidly tough scales. I'm not into vore, I swear.Also I oppose hissing purely on the grounds that a human hissing is one of the least threatening things I've seen
>>3502854I was honestly kind of surprised none of you wanted to vote for becoming Agent K and screaming for it to eat you.
>>3502854I don't think that's really necessary. We managed to hit it hard enough with a cannonball to not only make it flip the fuck out, but also make it lose at least one scale. That means that it's probably got a weak point open, and if it's not enough we just make more.
>>3502864The reason you broke a scale was the three 15s. If you hadn't rolled three of the same, the cannonball was just going to bounce off, and Nola would simply have been distracted. Unless you score really well again, you won't be breaking off more scales with cannonballs.
>>3502871
Any more weapon votes?Looks like we're going for pretending to be Voldemort as well, only one opposition to hissing.
>>3502878>>3502854Jesus, I don't know what's going on in this thread. Let's get things actually moving, I'll switch to using cannonballs again, aim for that spot where the scale fell off. Probably a ludicrously high DC but better we try something.
>>3502912Yeah, I dunno. Boring encounter. No-one wants to hurt snek? No-one wants to get eaten? It’s Sunday and people have better shit to do? OH WELL, thank you anyway, let’s get moving.>Roll 2d100 (that’s TWOd100), best of 3.First is for asssssssserting dominance, second is for cannonballs.
Rolled 89, 5 = 94 (2d100)>>3502918
Rolled 80, 25 = 105 (2d100)>>3502918
Rolled 8, 100 = 108 (2d100)>>3502918
>>3502922
>>3502922VERY good cannonball
>>3502922I think it's time to pick a name, my man, holy shit.
>>3502920>>3502922We're going to ride this overgrown worm into battle goddammit
>>3502933Aight.Also I just noticed I got dubs on that, too, holy shit.
>>3502918>89>100*laugh in dice gods*This quest never fail to amuse me qmPls, dun cry
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3502922...Why do I even bother being surprised.>>3502939Rolling not to cry.All right, you damn assholes, where are you aiming?>SNOOT>EYE>Somewhere else (that could reasonably be aimed at)
>>3502947>SNOOT
>>3502947>>EYE
>>3502947>>SNOOTDouble tap the same spot
>>3502947>SNOOTLEBoop it into submission and ride on it afterwards.
>>3502947>>SNOOTI can only hope this isn't the dice gods preparing to laugh it up during the Enel fight
>>3502947>BOOP THE SNOOT!(snek pls don't die, we must ride you into battle)
>Roll 1d100 best of 3 for STUFFIf you get over 95, there’s a secret bonus.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3502967Ok
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3502967
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3502967ok
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3502967
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3502967Woop
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3502967Bonus you say?
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3502967let's try
>>3502971Ooof
>>3502971Lolololol
>>3502971WOOP WOOP
>>3502967>>3502971
>>3502971guys we gotta cut it out with these rolls before QM fucking dies
>>3502983We can't help it Anon, we are but slaves to the Dice God's wills!
>>3502983Dunno about QM, but I am fucking crying. My sides.
>>3502986I can't believe how hard we just asserted dominance on this poor fucking snek
>>3502971qms face when
>Be me>Wake up and decide to catch up on the thread>BP: "Unless you roll really well don't expect another scale to fall off">Nat 100>BP: "If you roll a 95 you get a special Bonus">98This quest and it's fucking rolls
Rolled 26 (1d100)Mothers Day Dice.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>3503002Big Momma Day dice
... I think when I go to archive this thread, the description is just going to be ‘In which QM beats her head against a table until both break’.>You are become Garp, destroyer of Luffys.>89 hissy-hissy>100 + 36 + 10 = 146>98 you motherfuckers i hate you all“SSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!” Mr Snek greets you all, moving extremely rapidly towards the delicious humans (plus probably-Mink) ahead of him. Or her? You’re not an expert on identifying snake sexes.“AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH,” respond most of the Strawhats, some in terror, and others in glee. You note that certain people in particular - Stabby, Kicky, Stretchy and Sandy - seem torn between continuing to run, or turning and fighting the damn thing, turning anticipatory gazes over their shoulders.More importantly, you have two goddamn cannonballs left.Friggin’ asshole snake! No matter how cu- uh, badass it is, you’re trying to fight GOD, not an overgrown wriggly noodle!!Screw this.When your foot next hits the ground, you slam it down and swivel on it, bringing the rest of you around in a 180degree turn, already dragging a cannonball out of the depths of your cannonbag.You glare at the fucking fucker.It just keeps coming, plowing down trees in its wake, as its massive eyes focus on you.“SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!”Your forest now, bitch. “HISS-HISS TO YOU TOO, ASSSSSSHOLE!” Then you swing your second goddamn cannonball at the same spot you hit last time, making sure to put an extra spin on the thing, shoving it through the air with all your determination.You could almost swear the iron-gray metal seems black for an instant as it flies.(Gained ??????? +1, further DCs 99)You hit its weak point for maximum damage, by which you mean the ball slams right into its target with an even louder crunch than last time, its giant head jerking back as it goes cross-eyed and sways in a confused daze, slowing to a halt.“SS-SSSSAAAAAAAA?”You can hear a load of freaking out behind you, but that’s not important right now.>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!>... ‘k, we should run more now.>Don’t make me come over there, hiss-beast!>Other?
>>3503015>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!>>You're part of MY crew now snaky!
>>3503015>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!>Don’t make me come over there, hiss-beast!
>>3503015>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
>>3503019Support.>armament getS p i c y
>>3503015>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT
>>3503015>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!>Don’t make me come over there, hiss-beast!ARMAMENT TIME LADS
>>3503015>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
>>3503015>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!>Cannonball goes black >Ha Ha Ha Ha!
>>3503015>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!Clearly the special was Conquerors and we're making the snake listen to us
>>3503015>>3503019Ssssssupporting
By the way, the cutting thing that Zoro taught you is low-level Armament, much like metal-cutting, which is why you were so close to unlocking it properly.Canonically I'm sure it isn't, but logically speaking it makes sense, seeing as weirdly wide slashes are basically a step below making long-range slashes with Haki (that aren't based on just excessive speed, anyway.)
>>3503015>>>BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!
Rolled 37 (1d100)>kill Enel>eat fruit >have big snek protect the Ark in case we ever need itPerfect plan.Rolling to seduce Snek.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3503044anon, you should know by now the dice gods don't like lewding in this quest.rolling to give snek chin scratches.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>3503044Disgust.jpgRolling to Fren the snek
so since inanimate weapons can somehow consume fruit...what happens if a seastone weapon consumes a devil fruit?
>>3503046Truly a most wholesome quest
>>3503046Clearly the superior option. Who's a good noodle? Who's a good noodle? YOU AWE
>>3503049Angry devil noises.
>>3503049Kaboom, I guess.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3503049>explosions imtensifies>>3503046dat some good chin-scritchin’ goin’ on thereRollin’ to recruit Nola as a Marine~
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3503060....rolling for nola to join the strawhats?
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3503060Rolling to recruit snek to our fake pirate crew.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>3503060>Rolling to recruit Nola as Guardian of Marineford
>>3503064This makes sense. Nola was always happiest guarding the home of it's friends.
Zoro must be preening so hard right now, smug bastard
>>3503049In my headcanon, if its zoan, it comes out as a little baby version and is not only smaller but also weaker in material sense, it has to be taken care of so it can literally grow into being a weapon it was supposed to be.Example, seastone chain whip feed a snake zoan results in an eggo that has to hatch and grow into full-sized snake until it can be used as intended.Until then it still can transform into its chain form, but it would look more like a necklace chain than something you can whip people with, with a durability to match.
>>3503075>preening when we didn't use our swordHe's gonna be big tsun.
>appropriately discipline snekYou point a finger at the bewildered danger-noodle, fury written over (what’s visible of) your face.“BAD! BAD SNAKE! NO BISCUIT!”“S-sssssaaaaaahhhh?”“THAT’S RIGHT! YOU’RE A VERY BAD SNAKE! NO EATING PEOPLE!”Snakeboi blinks rapidly (snakes don't have eyelids, dammit!), head withdrawing a little. “Ssssaa?”You jab the finger harder, putting your other hand on your hip, scowling up at it. “Eating people is wrong! Only bad snakes eat people! Do you want to be bad?!”“.... ssssaaaa?”“No! No, you don’t! So stop - are you - are you crying?”>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?>... (wibble piteously in sympathy) ... s-stop...>Other?
>>3503087>>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!ENGAGE THE CHIN SCRATCHES
>>3503087>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!
>>3503087>... (wibble piteously in sympathy) ... s-stop...
>>3503087>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!>... (wibble piteously in sympathy) ... s-stop...
>>3503087>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake! Just don't eat people!
>>3503087>>... (wibble piteously in sympathy) ... s-stop...Harry, friend to animals (and child minks)
>>3503087>>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!
>>3503087>N-no! Stop crying! You’re a good snake! A cute snake!>Scritch his chinComfort Fren
>>3503087Anons, you gotta relent only AFTER she's learned her lesson, otherwise she'll not learn.>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?>Then she gets the scritches.I too want to befriend big snek, but she has the tendency to eat things...
>>3503087>>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?Anons no. We have to be stern with our new snake child. We can't coddle it or it will become spoiled.
>>3503087>>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?>>Then she gets the scritches.
>>3503106Support.Its a big pill to swallow, disciplining cute things for things they done wrong, but if they are to learn it has to be done.
>>3503106I will switch to that
>>3503106>>3503108>>3503112Yeah, that's probably a better idea. Changing my vote to these.
>>3503091Fine I'll switch from this to>>3503106
>>3503106Sure, this
>>3503106Support
Clearly, a charlotte must roll well on Big Mom day. It all makes perfect sense.
>>3503087>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?Qwick get some cigars to smoke. Lets do our best Smoboss Impression.
>>3503106>muh support
>>3503127If we're smoking, it's clearly because we've set ourself on fire.
>>3503127Maybe a chocolate cigar
>friggin’ vote change rewrites curse yoooooouuuuuGreat, blubbering tears collect at the corner of the snake’s eyes, as its head ducks and recoils, shaking slightly.D-dammit, it’s too cute! But you swallow your urge to comfort poor sssssnek, because even adorable babies need proper discipline. You can’t just let it think it can get away with whatever it wants if it pulls out the tears, dammit!You waggle your finger at it reprovingly. “You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm?”“sssaaaa-sssssaaaaaaa...” The hissing is quieter, muffled by the wibbling-mouth and ducked head as it focuses its big, wet eyes on you, as if afraid you’ll yell more. Or throw more hard, metal balls at its head.“Good.” You sigh, then step closer slowly, ignoring the way it flinches back slightly, before reaching out to gently scritch its chin. “You’ve been very naughty, but I’m sure you’ll do better from now on, right?”“Sssssa-sssssssa!” It nods quick but shallow as you keep scritching, the massive neck-body relaxing as its eyes close, tears lessening.“What the shit,” you hear Sanji mutter from way behind you, and ignore it.>Now, how about you come along with us nicely and show us what a well-behaved snake you can be, huh?>... I’m sure once we’ve kicked God’s ass, the Skypieans can sort out a better food source for you.>........ You’re my baby now.>Other?>>3503127Ensign Danger D. Noodle, reporting for duty!>smoboss’ face when instead of having a ship’s cat, they have a massive snek
>>3503159>>........ You’re my baby now.yessssssss
>>3503087>You understand that kind of behaviour isn’t acceptable? Hm? I understand not so long ago I also thought killing people was okay
>>3503159The D. stands for danger: Danger Danger Noodle.
>>3503159>>........ You’re my baby now.Pirates get cool dogs. We get a cool snake. Basically the same thing
>>3503159Wouldn't mind snekpet, but now it has to be earned>Now, how about you come along with us nicely and show us what a well-behaved snake you can be, huh?
>>3503159>........ You’re my baby nowWE WILL HOLD IT AND TAKE CARE OF IT AND LOVE IT LOTS AND LOTS AND WE SHALL NAME HIM GEORGE
>>3503159>>........ You’re my baby now.
>>3503163>I understand not so long ago I also thought killing people was okayThank Seasus I’ve already finished my tea or I’d have choked to death...
>>3503159>>........ You’re my baby now.FLASHMAN LUCK WINS AGAINThis would spawn so many flashman conqueror theories it's not even funny
>>3503163Supporting this, hilarious
>>3503174The viewers will just brush this arc off as filler because we are clearly too overpowered.
>>3503174The best thing: it was just sheer (metal) balls. And a nat100, but that is ooc.>>3503159>........ You’re my baby now.My only problem is, or will be, the tear-jerking moment when we will have to leave her habitat.Can't keep her anons, we going away from her home.And now I'm sad.
>>3503184>can't keep itWe can promise to return one day for it and leave it with the Ark Maxim. Then when we return we can feed it a flying zoan.
>snek babby. luv snek babby. protecc.As you scritch-scritch-scritch the scaly chin, you gaze upon the slowly-reassured face of the hissy-spaghetti, while it snuggles closer to your fingertips.Aaaahhhh... oh nooooo... it’s too cute...Your eyes gleam. “........ You’re my baby now.”“Ssssaa?”“No, seriously, what the shit?” Sanji again.>Name snek?? (What?)
>>3503196Flashy Jr.
>>3503196>Noodle D. Anger (pronounced "aynjer")
>>3503196George, The Friendly Snekthese dubs say so
>>3503196>>StephanieThe only correct name
>>3503198Wait uh.Hold onFee Lashy Jr.We're under cover.
>>3503196Was it boy or a girls snake?
>>3503199Support
>>3503200Well, can't argue with the dubs. Supporting
>>3503196Anima/Animus
>>3503199Yes. This. Support.
>>3503196>>3503199Why the fuck not? Support. Also.>>Quiet Sanji I'm busying adopting right now and your ruining the moment.
>>3503199Support.
>>3503199>>3503196supporting
>>3503203Canonically it’s male. Can you actually tell this? No, because you have no idea about snake genitalia and it seems rude to look.
>>3503196>>3503199100% support
>>3503204>Roll 100>Roll 98>Vote for dubs 99Only in this quest will things come together so perfectly
>>3503225And it’s the person who rolled the nat100 who picked its name!DESTINYBy the way, is Danger your son or daughter?>son>daughteru >precious snek child of indeterminate gender
>>3503199>The D. is an inherited name.Ensign Anger, are you ready to rock Best of 3?
>>3503230>daughteru
>>3503230Apologies, Anger, not Danger. I assume Noodle is its first name, and not Noodle.>>3503231SSHHHHHHHHHH, you weren’t meant to find that out until it started with combat rolls.
>>3503230Canonically male, so son?
>>3503230>precious snek child of indeterminate gender
>>3503230>>precious snek child of indeterminate gender
>>3503230>precious snek child of indeterminate genderWe shouldn't make assumptions, because they're our child and we love them.
Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d2)>>3503230>son>daughteruDice best of three, decide mah fate
>>3503230>>precious snek child of indeterminate genderWe aren't going to impose gender roles on our precious child, it's current year.
>>3503239Wow, so i guess im going son
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3503230>daughteru!
>>3503230>precious snek child of indeterminate genderSnek is snek
Looks like 3-2-7 for son-daughter-snek.Precious snek child, Noodle D. Anger acquired.
>>3503230>>sonThis is quite possibly the most baffling vote we've had. What's the point?And yet it still has more voters than how to attack the damn snake in the first place
>>3503235>>3503236>>3503237>>3503238>>3503242>>3503249>>3503252Indeterminate >>3503243>>3503234Son>>3503232>>3503245Daughteru
>>3503230Babu
>Three D.s vs Enel Hory shit.
>Shortly after receiving its new name, the Snek starts hearing The Voices
>ur a papa now>smoboss and klaus are grandpapas to a snek>your charlotte blood is truly strong“I dub thee Noodle D. Anger,” you decide, still scratching away. “Now, come on, Anger, we’ve got a long way to go before we punch God in the face and, I dunno, steal his gold.”“And ring his bell!” Vivi adds helpfully, which isn’t helpful at all and make sure no sense, but okay.“Are we seriously bringing a giant snake along with us?!” Kohza sounds less happy. “One that just tried to eat us?”You look over your shoulder at the assorted pirates. Strawhat’s eyes seem a little glazed, oddly, but the rest appear to be relaxing, though some still seem a little wary. Especially Karoo, who eyes the snake as only a prey animal can.“Anger’s learned its lesson now,” you say, reaching up to pat the injured snout. “It eon’t attack us again, will you?”Anger eagerly wriggles its head in what you assume to be a shake, long frills swaying.“There, see?”“It’s not gonna fit on Merry,” Sogeking mutters, chin in his hand.Strawhat’s eyes are clearing, and he blinks away the last of the dazedness. “It can come with us for now, right? God’s just in the city, yeah?”“Apparently so.” Nico stares at the snake with an expression somewhere between resignation and apathy. “It’s hard to find a reliable source, and Aisa only knows so much.”Strawbrat nods. “Okay! Let’s just keep going, then! And if you try to eat anyone, I’ll punch you, okay?”Anger stares at him, blinks, then looks to you for confirmation. You shrug. “Ssssaaaa...”Apparently that’s good enough, because Strawhat just grins and folds his arms. “All right! Let’s keep going!”>Roll 1d100, middle of 3 for Stuff.Break while I eat, because huuuungry.>>3503255Because I didn’t know whether it keep calling it ‘it’ or not. ... And because it gives me time to read ahead and plot shit out. Reading Water 7 right now, poor Merry...
>>3503285what have we done
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3503295
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>3503295
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3503295
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3503295Did we get our second cannonball back? Or any scales?
>>3503300SUCH A LUST FOR CRITSWHOOOOOOO?!?!
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3503300No fucking way
>>3503300Yay ?
>>3503300KEK
>>3503300
So are we now Arthur D. Anger? I like it!
>>3503300IT KEEPS HAPPENINGNO MATTER WHAT TIMELINEDICE GODS LOVE OUR PETS
>>3503311No, we’re Noodle D. Arthur now. Anger is the given name.
Rolled 55, 64 = 119 (2d100)>>3503317...Rolling for how the dice gods feel about Stefan vs. their thoughts on Noodle.For science.
>>3503300>Nat100>Dub dubDo you hear that?Sounds like BPQM's plans screaming then suddenly dissapearing
>>3503318HAHAHAHA. Our bounty poster will be amazing.
>>3503295We really only need to help it on the way down, and it should be fine... Right?>>3503300And another soul is lifted to the Hall of the Named. We might genuinely be able to buy Conqueror's by next week at this rate.
>>3503300.......pick a fucking tripdamn youdamn you allcrit override means the 100 instead of middle roll, dammit>>3503311In-Quest you just stuck the D. in there because a) it’s funny to call it Danger-Noodle, b) Garp’s a D. and he’s the one who taugh you how to Fo Cannonballs... but I guess with Luffy and Ace, you know it’s a family thing, soooo....>>3503318That’s a good point. Unless you want to go with your home island’s style of naming and go First Last instead of Last First.
>>3503300So do I put on a tripcode now?Guess so.
>>3503300>Nat 100>Double dubsHoly fucking shit. Dice Gods really love your quest, BPQM
>>3503323First Last was kinda my intention desu, since I kinda forgot it's normally Last First, but I think it might be better to hold to a vote or something since it's been locked in now.
>>3503328Or they hate me....
>>3503332What was it for anyway...?I guess we'll find out.
>>3503336"Stuff".
Considering it was your choice of name, I kind of feel it should be First Last as you intended, but I didn’t even think about it back then, so let’s hold a vote.>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.>ANGER IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur D. Noodle.>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur Anger, you just stuck the D. in in snek’s name because it sounds cool.>ANGER IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur Noodle, you just stuck the D. in snek’s name because it sounds cool.
>>3503341>>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
>>3503321Does that mean we get to meet someone else from the department?Or is Flashman going to be charged with collecting his own bounty photo?
>>3503345>"flashman why does it look like he took a selfie with the camera">Flashy: "uh, he... stole it? and then dropped it after taking the picture?"
>>3503341ANGER IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur D. Noodle
>>3503341NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur Anger, you just stuck the D. in in snek’s name because it sounds cool
>>3503341>>ANGER IS FIRST NAME, and yours is Arthur D. Noodle.Protest vote because Arthur D'Noodle sounds hilarious
>>3503341>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
>>3503348>Arthur D. Anger's bounty photo is him standing menacingly on top of a giant snakeKuja Pirates gonna sue.
>>3503341>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.O rite.
>>3503341>>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.I see the crit wagon arrived while I was out. Nice.
>>3503341>>3503341>>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger.
Heading home, sorry, update laterish.
>>3503386Riot
So, if the noodle ends up associated with Arthur, does that mean we can't keep him around when we're Flashman? Where will they go? Unless we can somehow disguise the noodle...
>>3503405We just put a giant fake mustache and glasses on snek.
>>3503405We need to feed snek a Zoan.
>>3503410Geek Grandpa for his Human Human fruit?
>>3503415...no?Preferably I'd like to feed it a bird froot.You know. So we have a giant Feather Boa.
>>3503410>>3503415Clearly we need...Human Human Fruit Model:ChildFor perfect daughteru/sonaru
Nah, we need the snake-snake fruit, for the double bluff
Who will be the first loved one by flash to die? My money is on Klaus or best sister. Hope not tho
>>3503405IF we eat Lightning fruit, maybe it can fit on Ark Maxim?Or hell, feed Lightning fruit to the snek and have it live IN Ark Maxim.Or just have it stay on Skypia as new god.
>>3503429God damn it you're right.Inevitably meeting the Kuja Pirates will be even better with a literal Snek Child.
>>3503433Literally nobody because with the power of lightning we can protect them.
>>3503421>Giant Quetzalcóatl-looking snek coming down from the heavens to get headpats from a random marine commanderFund it
>>3503436Turns out that all sneks can swim. Venomous ones apparently float when stationary as well.Surprise.
>>3503455One problem tho, we're in the sky. Getting a huge snek down may be difficult.
>>3503459Further evidence in support of lightning snek. Getting it down would be trivial.
>>3503459Nola is BIG. She could survive the drop unharmed?
>>3503459We just need like 20 of those octoballoons. It'll be fiiiine.
>>3503467Wouldn't it be the opposite?I mean, that saying about bigger things falling down harder is a saying for a reason...
>>3503341>NOODLE IS FIRST NAME, and your name is Arthur D. Anger
>>3503459Nah, just stick it in the Arc and then crash the Arc on the remains of Mocktown. I'm sure Smoboss won't freak out too much.Back and tallying.
>>3503524>crash the Ark Excuse me but we might need that solid gold WMDLet's just attach Jet Dials to snek and Merry.
>>3503524For some reason this really hammered home how weird it'd be for Smoker and co after Flashy gets back down if he gets the Lightning fruit and the Ark. Power-wise, it's like if he went through the fucking 2-year timeskip in a week.
>>3503541>HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE, FOR ME IT WAS 20 YEARSSSSS
>>3503541I think at this point we can probably just assume that Flashy operates on a different time scale, considering he's already undergone a massive power boost in like a month or two.
>>3503549>the power of D
>>3503360Draw-anon, please...we need this for any future Arthur threads.
>>3503547>dye your hair white and draw wrinkles on your face>hobble over to papasmo and ta-sis-i with a walking stick>i'm 80 years old, young'uns>you'll never be older than me now, lieutenant junior grade
>>3503547We need to pull that if we have a chance. Fake beard, more gravely voice.... that or time traveler Flashy.
>>3503560Now that i think about it, there was that one filler ark with a mist cloud that traps you in time.
>Dont check on the quest for the entire day>We roll 2 Nat 100s and obtain snek childGood work everyone.
>>3503563>Time traveler We can do a straight up Terminator entrance with the Lightning fruit
>>3503568Just a day in the life.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3503568Don't encourage them, they must be punished for their sins.>you are now Mysterious Hero Arthur D. Anger, photographer of the Mi-Mi-Mi Pirates, proud father of a beautiful danger noodle>and you keep rolling frigging 100s.Noodle is a sweet, darling child who's never done anything wrong (except for probably eating people, but whatever), and happily follows along behind its new papa and company.You'd kind of like to ride it, but maybe that's a little too forward for now?In any case, the general air of upbeat acceptance becomes sheer awe as the group heads past where you, Nico and Chopper found the directions slab yesterday, and progress onwards into the city itself.A city of actual, literal gold.Who builds things with gold?! Even if you have that much lying around, what moron thinks that's a practical architectural material?!Whatever the case, there's a chorus of impressed noises as your group steps out from the forest and into the overgrown, golden city.The Witch looks like she wants to rub her face against everything."Kicking God's ass, first," you remind her, to which she sighs longingly and drags herself away from a golden lantern. You're pretty certain she was considering licking it.Nick, meanwhile, frowns as she stares up and ahead. "That giant stalk is in the center of the city... and there's another cloud layer above.""Eh? Then God is... higher up?" Strawhat sounds annoyed. "Lets just cut it and God'll fall down to us!"Zoro is less enthused. "Is the stalk holding that layer of cloud up? If it's not, there's no point. Let's just climb it."You keep getting closer as the debate continues, until the golden buildings give way to not only the thick base of the stalk erupting from the ground, ruins shattered around it; but a massive cage of thorned metal taller even than your new child, and just as wide.Oh, and there's several people lying inside it. Bleeding. A lot.The man standing in front of the cage, facing you all, wears sunglasses and carries a sword, but that's where his similarities to your own minion Sunglasses end."Your challenge to God hasn't gone unnoticed, heathens," he announces, as if there aren't a bunch of exotic dead/dying bodies lying in a freaky-ass cage behind him. "Soon you will be free of all-""MINE," Zoro gleefully yells, ripping his swords from their sheathes and charging forwards."CHEATING MOSSHEAD!"... Ah, dibs. Always a pleasure.>Should we have lunch?>You know, we could probably climb onto the cage and up the stalk while he's distracted...>Should we help those wounded guys?>Other?
>>3503651>>Should we help those wounded guys
>>3503651>Should we help those wounded guys?Need to cement Arthur's good guy image in the Strawhat's eyes
>>3503651>>You know, we could probably climb onto the cage and up the stalk while he's distracted...>>Should we help those wounded guys?
>>3503651>Should we help those wounded guys?What was the 100 for anyway?
>>3503651>You know, we could probably climb onto the cage and up the stalk while he's distracted...
>>3503651>>Should we help those wounded guys?
>>3503651>Should we help those wounded guys?
>>3503661Stuff.But seriously, background stuff, you'll see it back in the Blue Sea. You can have some loose scales off Noodle as well, due to eventual shedding, but that's not really important right now.
>>3503651>>Should we help those wounded guys?Eventually Nico will come to regret telling Arthur to be nicer.
>>3503651>>Should we help those wounded guys?We only kill people, we dont let people we didnt kill die!
>>3503651Wait OP. Wasn't literally ALL the Gold from Shandora taken by Enel and used as wiring in his Ark Maxima? Thats why the Shandorians wanted to give the Strawhats that massive golden pillar from that broke free from The Bell, only for the Strawhats to see it while it was under a tarp, causing them to think its a gaint cannon and running for their lives with only the Loot they got out of Nola's stomach?
>>3503689Was it ALL the gold? I thought it was just the majority? Shit, if it's the case that it's all of it, then just mentally retcon it so that the layers of gold have been stripped from the ruins, guys. I thought there was quite a bit of gold left in the city, but I'm working off phone and limited data at the moment, so I don't want to check the manga.
>>3503701Shandora was built in 402 by the Shandorians, the ancestors of the Shandia. During the Void Century, Shandora fell to the Twenty Kingdoms that would soon become the World Government. The Shandia fought to protect their poneglyph. After the Void Century, Shandora crumbled to ruins but the Shandia continued to guard the city.[1]In 1122, Mont Blanc Noland visited the city.[2] In 1127, Shandora along with the half of Jaya was shot up to Skypiea. Shandora was under the Skypieans' control for the past four hundred years while the Shandia fought to take back Upper Yard.During Enel's reign, he enslaved Gan Fall's Divine Squad in order to have them mine all the gold out of Shandora, leaving only ruins. The gold was used to build part of the Maxim.[3]After the Upper Yard War, Shandora was back in the Shandia's hands, along with the Skypieans who lost their homes on Angel Island.[4]The Shandorian Golden Belfry Bell, Shandorian Poneglyph Chamber, and the Sacrificial Altar are three notable locations in ShandoraYep. The Golds all in the Maxima.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3503708Oops, thanks!Okay, assume all the gold's mysteriously vanished and it's just the regular ruins then. Not that it matters, because all gold belongs to Noodle anyway.>nice to be nice (but not)"Should we help those wounded guys?"Chopper nods furiously, as Zoro and probably-a-priest start furiously going at it. "Yes, they need a doctor immediately!"Sanji, already walking towards the cage, sighs. "Chopper, you're a doctor."While Dr Cutie fails in surprise at the reminder, you head over to take a look yourself.You have no idea how they got inside the cage in the first place, but judging from the freaky shapeshifting abilities of the guy's sword, you suspect that's what's carved the wounds into them.Three of them, two men and a woman, are still alive - the last, a massive guy, is clearly dead.Strawhat pokes at one of the weird thorns on the bars, scowling, before drawing his arm back."Don't punch it, idiot!" The Witch reaches out to grab his arm, before a basic plan quickly comes together; Kohza turns to sand and enters between the cage's bars to provide some emergency aid, while Nico glances over at you."Mr Guest, can you break through these at all?">I could try my sword...>I could try a cannonball...>Doubt it.>Other?
>>3503738>>I could try my sword...
>>3503738>I could try my sword...
>>3503738>I could try my sword...Nico pls.
>>3503738>I could try my sword...The cannonball, if successful, could hit someone. And if not the cannonball, any potential shrapnel certainly would.And if it doesn't go through it might ricochet back at us!
>>3503738>>>I could try my sword...M E T A L C U T T I N G
>>3503738>>I could try my noodle..
>>3503751No flash you can't pick locks with that pull your pants back up.
>>3503755We could pick the locks to wo- >Flash back to seduction rollsWeapons. I was going to say weapons
>>3503755How would our snake child even fit in our trousers?
>>3503765Pants of Holding-Wait shit, this isn't D&D!
I want to give snek either a human child froot or birb froot.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3503778Rollin' fer small child froot>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for slicey-dicey
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3503787Sword Prince
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>3503787
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3503787
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3503787
>>3503794What can I say except you're welcome?
>>3503794Flashy's been doing ridiculously well today. Must've been that hangover cure.
>>3503802The recipe must have included a copious amount of sugar!
>>3503802It's Big Mom day. His ancestry is kicking in.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>94 + 49 = 143You shrug, unsheathing Ka-tan. "I could try my sword..."While most of the Strawhats watch the fight (either for fun or in case the guy starts attacking the rest of you, maybe), you swing Ka-tan back, carefully planning out where to need to cut, and then slam her forwards.(Metal Cutting increased to B.8!)You can feel the sudden resistance from the cage - if this is regular iron, you'll eat your cap - but Ka-tan forces her way through, though with a great deal more pressure than you'd have liked.Another swing, further up, sends some of the odd, thorned bars tumbling, and Chopper rushes through the hole to take over from Kohza before you can even comment on the weird density."... I'll just guard here, then," you say, as Nico steps through to assist, and glance over at where most of the others are watching Zoro.He isn't doing great, but he isn't getting his ass kicked - even awkwardly using Kami-e once or twice to dodge those freaky, shapeshifting strikes - so you motion Noodle over and give it avoid petting instead.Bonding with your children is important! ... Although you have no idea what's going to happen to it when you get back home to the White Mist.You're pretty sure Smoboss will murder you if you turn up with a giant, ex-maneating snake as your new child. It might not be considered normal.>Watch the Zoro-fight.>Help with the wounded... Shandians?>Meh, it's just Zoro. Do something else. (What?)>Other?
>>3503836>>Watch the Zoro-fight.Chopper literally has all the hands he could ever want with Nico to assist. For now watch and make sure Zoro doesn't fukken die
>>3503836>>Watch the Zoro-fight.
>>3503836>Watch the Zoro-fight.>Shout some unhelpful words of encouragement
>>3503836>Help woundedWe are a hero, and heroes look out for the little guys
>>3503836>>Help with the wounded... Shandians?We have to know some basic field stuff right?
>>3503836>Help with the wounded... Shandians?or>Meh, it's just Zoro. Do something else. (Look for more dials)
>>3503836>Help with the wounded... Shandians?Pick up some tips on first aid
>>3503836>Help with the wounded... Shandians?
>>3503836>Watch the Zoro-fight.
>>3503836>Watch the Zoro-fight.Too many cooks spoil the broth. The Shandians have enough help.
>>3503836Supporting>>3503846
>>3503836>Watch the Zoro-fight.>Offer him Ka-tan's help if he needs it.
>>3503836Hey, shouldn't Metal Cutting already be a B.8? We increased it to that when Zolo taught us to widen our sword shit.
>>3503836>help wounded>pick up bits of the cage
>>3503866Woah, lets not be hasty!I seriously hope that you were implying us joining in on the fight, and not loaning our baby.
Rolled 50, 30, 32, 90, 91 = 293 (5d100)>>3503874Huh huh, apologies, I just checked my notes, and you're right. Swordsmanship is 51 as well, not 49, I forgot you'd recently increased them both and just went off memory.Metal Cutting is now at B.95 instead, and I think I'll go to sleep, because I'm clearly too tired for this tonight.Rolling for background stuff, thanks for playing and good night, all...
>>3503884>90>91Oh my~~
>>3503884I just caught up, and just was about to yell at you for that, glad you remembered.So cloooooooooooose to A rank!
>>3503884Hey, any Sword Perk for hitting the 50 milestone?
>>3503555>Flashman fighting an enemy>Flashman: Looks like it's time to GIVE HER THE D!>Tashigi:...do you hear yourself talk?->Flashman: DESTINY SLASH!!!
>>3503196>go to sleep>wake up again>you've all claimed the snake as your childBig yikes from me, but sure! Let's see how this plays out with Smoker. And Tashigi. And Klaus. And Marine HQ. And feeding it. And making sure a bigger Sea King doesn't eat it. AND maintaining everything else going on in our strange, strange life.
>>3504559>whats next, we find and adopt godzilla?
>>3504559Meh, just keep it in the arc maxim like the Alpha 5 to our power ranger. >Crap, injustice is going on and as Flashman my hands are tied by red tape!>Looks like a job for MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR>shoots up to the floating Ark Maxim high up in the sky
>>3504592>Neglecting our new childc'mon son
Hey guys, on the off chance shitty edge boi wanted to make some shitty artwork, what color is nola's scales
>>3504873
>>3504875Thx imma need to edit this a lot hopefully be done by tomorrow
BP?You alive?
>>3505272I was just about to ask this, hope she's ok
>>3505272>>3505281i diedRL kicked my arse, sorry, writing now.
>7-6 for lolonoa>90 Zolo, 91 OhmSeeing as they seem to have (literally) all the hands they need for the wounded warriors (and because you know approximately zero first aid), you decide to watch the fight instead.Not that you actually care about the stupid swordsman's stupid fight, but it's something to do.The remainder of of the Strawhats, plus Sogeking, are cheering as they watch, ready to move on the occasion of the priest-guy attacking them instead. As It is, he seems pretty busy with Zoro, and a lot more competent than you two that you faced.Zoro has all three swords out, and is... surprisingly good. You're not going to say 'impressive', because no pirate is impressive, but he's aggravatingly strong, fast and skilled, and his grasp of Kami-e is quickly increasing as he realizes how useful it is for avoiding the priest's bullshit attacks.... Seriously, it's a cool weapon, but it's not a sword. Really. Swords don't DO that.>YOU SUCK, RORONOA!>(yaaaaaaaaaawn)>(watch carefully)>Other?
>>3505328>(watch carefully)Hmm
>>3505328>activate haki, feel out for GOD
>>3505328Supporting these>>3505331>>3505330
>>3505328>>(watch carefully)
>>3505328>>(watch carefully)Kek, he's going to surpass us with Kami-E almost Immediately.
>>3505328>>(watch carefully)Maybe we can pick up the beginnings of some new tricks. Wonder if Zoro's achieved Pound Cannon bullshit at this stage like in canon
>>3505328>>(watch carefully)I actually love the narrative of us showing him Kami-E, then him immediately having to put that training into use.
>>3505328>(watch carefully)
>>3505328>(watch carefully)Glad ur not ded
>>3505331Support
>be a good rivalIgnoring the delighted whoops of Strawhat, you watch carefully, even as the priest slams an 'Iron Whip' technique through yet another wall.Zoro seems to have figured out that the guy knows exactly where he is, and doesn't bother to hide - he's making use of high mobility instead, although the priest is doing far too well at keeping him at range.... Really, that is NOT a sword, dammit.Roronoa is slowly getting the priest's measure, but it's hard going - something you're grateful for, because it means you're seeing a lot more than in your own fights with your self-proclaimed rival.Annoyingly, some of it's even educational.(Swordsmanship +1! Kami-e increased to C.8!)"That's enough!" After nearly slamming into a giant wall formed out of the not-sword, Zoro apparently can't be bothered any more. Probably mostly because Sanji keeps mocking him from the sidelines.And then he pulls out the '108 Pound Cannon' technique, which brings him victory through FLYING GODDAMN SLASHES, because why not.You swallow hard, even as the others (minus a scowling Sanji) burst into cheers. It's not like you didn't know flying slashes were possible, of course - you've even seen them done at the Academy. But you sure as hell can't do them YOURSELF.Which means Roronoa Zoro is definitely ahead of you. Fuck.On the bright side, he made his moves nice and clear while he was performing that stupid, asshole technique...(Basic understanding of flying slashes gained, can be practiced!)Roronoa ambles over, flashing a smug look at the chef as he does, sheathing his swords."That was really cool, Zoro!" Strawhat beams, the others adding their own, more casual congratulations.>(Pretend you weren't paying attention to the fight.)>That wasn't too awful, I guess.>Kind of slow, weren't you?>He was definitely tougher than my two.>Other?
>>3505388>Huh, this one actually DID something except for rolling on his side and die.
>>3505388>That wasn't too awful, I guess.B-baka>(Basic understanding of flying slashes gained, can be practiced!)I hope one day we can pull these off with the fans too, for extra style points
>>3505388>>He was definitely tougher than my two.Let's not be an ass now, we can admit when other people are better than the shit tiers we one shot
>>3505388>>(Pretend you weren't paying attention to the fight.)>>That wasn't too awful, I guess.Tsun Flashy go
>>3505388>That wasn't too awful, I guess.It's not like I respect you or anything, I-Idiot!
>>3505388>>He was definitely tougher than my two.Maybe not, though. I mean, he still died in one hit. It just took longer to get that hit in.
>>3505388>>He was definitely tougher than my two.
>>3505388>He was definitely tougher than my two
>>3505388>"He was definitely tougher than my two.">Give Zoro a nod of begrudging respect.
>resist the tsun, you really are a good rival"He was definitely tougher than my two," you admit a little reluctantly, regarding the two losers you... well, you wouldn't call it 'fought'.Weirdly, Zoro looks even more smug after that, as if the opinion of a random, cannonball-throwing weirdo means anything, before he's pulled aside to have his wounds looked over by Robin.Doctor Cutie's still hard at work on the Shandians, which means, much to Strawhat's disappointment (he wants to go beat up God) and delight (food), a general break for lunch is agreed.As bento boxes are unpacked, and the surviving Shandians roused to consciousness, you can help but eye the defeated priest warily.>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?>Other?Leaning back against Noodle's massive side, you give the rice a poke with your chopsticks and start eating.>Talk to anyone (who? About?)>Just relax and eat.>Other?
>>3505439>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?>Sogeking>So how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?Also I wanna sound him out about the whole Luffy thing, has Arthur changed much there?
>>3505439>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
>>3505439>>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.>>Nami>>What's with your obsession with the Gold City?
>>3505439>>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.Cause all the priests are murderous assholes.Lets not forget the introduction seen to them in canon, of hunting down a crew of random treasure hunters from the Blue Sea, slaughtering them all, and then getting into a big argument over who has to the right to kill the last guy.
>>3505439>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.>But that's apparently not how the strawhats do things, so let's not.>Talk to Witch-Thief, try and work out where the strawhats are heading next. If nothing else, Smoboss will want to know.We haven't actually spoken to Nami yet this adventure. I'm curious as to what she thinks of us.
>>3505439>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?We kinda made almost the same point with our snek-child.Also, if we get actual sentients weapons we'll probably Need to teach them restraint anyway.
>>3505439>>3505446>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?>>Sogeking>>So how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?It's an important question.
>>3505439>>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.>>Some people need it and these guys definitely do.>>Strawhats would probably have a hissy fit though, so just leave him. If it ends up biting them in the ass, all the better.
>>3505439>>3505446Support
>>3505439>Other?Nothing. I feel like those are two options that don't really make sense, Flash has never been so cold-hearted as to slit someone's throat when they're already defeated. And his usual style of killing people who are actively attempting to kill him and/or are pirates who are doing pirate things isn't some terrible thing to stand by.Regardless, didn't he get hit by flying slashes? Gonna die of blood loss anyway.>Talk to anyone (who? About?)Nami, or Robin. One of the more sensible ones. Do they even have a plan to defeat God?>>3505453We talked while running from the snake. It was just about stuff we missed though.
>>3505446Support.
>>3505439>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?>Sogeking>So how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?
>>3505446+1
>>3505388>>3505465Support
>>3505439>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.
>>3505439>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down
>>3505439>>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?>>>Sogeking>>>So how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?
>>3505469+1
Rolled 6, 42, 31 = 79 (3d100)It's been a long day and I'm talking asleep already, sorry guys. Haven't got much planned for tomorrow, so updates should start at usual time-ish.Tomorrow will have giant dogs and an awful lot of corpses.
>>3505439>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?
>>3505439>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?>Nami or Robin, see if we actually have any idea what we're doing.
>>3505497oh dear
>>3505439>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?>>Sogeking>>So how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?
I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY TYPEWRITER AT FULL WORKING CAPACITY.Also been keeping up via my Wii u and new Den Den mushi.>Mfw i realize how much work i'm going to need to put into the paste tomorrow
>>3505858>Also been keeping up via my Wii ugood god man, thats as bad as doing it from a 3DS browser. i should know, ive done it
>>3505880>>3505858>mfw I remember the days of trying to browse on a PSP
>>3505919I'll do you one better >browsing on a Kindle
>>3505439>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.>Just relax and eat.offer a chunk of meat to noodle
>>3505858You're a good man Bob, we value your commitment
>>3506074>That memeI see I've been lackluster in the defense of my propertyRest assured if it was not for the laws of this land I would've slaughtered you
>>3505439>>It seems so stupid, not to slit his throat while he's down.>>Just relax and eat.If we don't kill Him when hes down killing Enel when he is will be a bit odd
>>3505439>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?>>Just relax and eat.
>>3506113Eh, there’s a bit of a difference between a useless loser with a weird weapon and a murderous lunatic with a god complex. Course, when this guy is one of said lunatic’s pet murderers, that line courts a little...
>>3505439>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?>talk toSogeking about his adventures in Skypeia
>>3505439 #>>Maybe you could stand to be a little less kill-y when you don't have to be...?Yeah, this votes not saying don't kill anyone; just that it doesn't need to be our default option>talk toSogeking about his adventures in Skypeia
>>3505439>>3505446Support>>3506113I mean, the way I figured this would work is less 'Killing Enel when he's down', and more...>Enel plays around with the group for a while, then someone does something to piss him off. Cue massive lightning storm.>Someone blows a crit for Flashy to survive and be in a position to counter. The vote goes something along the lines of: "You've only got one shot, so make it count. Use everything you've got. Observation Haki to the max, Metal Cutting because why not- hell, check if you've figured out flying slashes in the last 30 seconds." We crit this too.>From the nearly unconscious Strawhats' point of view, world fades to black as Arthur staggers towards an arrogant Enel who is still convinced of his invincibility.>...>...>... S L A S H
>>3506301... I meant for the letters to be spaced across the screen. Apparently it doesn't work like that. First post on the site, though, so at least I've got that excuse.
>>3506301>>3506305Assuming the Dice Gods roll in our favor (yeah right) we were already planning to cut Eneru in half while he does his "I'm teh Fucking StrOng" thingWe even had a crit-bearer to preemptively give us his crit for Enel's DFCan't wait for tomorrow
>>3505919>>3505858Mfw I used to read quests via a DS, then a PS3.Thanks Bob, for doing what you do.Remember we've got Armament Haki now, at the minimum level.Kami E Is at C.8Swordsmanship at 52Metal Cutting at B.95Armament at 1 (?) DC99 to activateThrowing up evolved to YEET and Is now +10Cannonballs Is like, okay I don't know that one.Combat teaching went upTrying to lighten the load a bit for ya
Can flying slashes be metal cutting?
>>3505858Welcome back and thanks for your service! Karen left a nice big stack of paperwork on your desk, enjoy.>>3506433Yes, when you hit A in Metal Cutting and B in Flying Slashes. Good news, flying slashes are pretty simple once you've got the theory down, so it should level fast.Once you've got A.5 in Metal Cutting, the skill will disappear and be folded in to Swordsmanship, along with a nice boost. Yay!
Update around 4pm-ish britbong time.
>>3506482Dammit Karen, making more work for people. No joke, at my job whenever Karen emails it means a 200% increase in buttpain for the day.Back on topic, since we have Kami-e will we need seperate teachers for other CP-9 techniques or does hobo-dad also have an understanding of them?
>>350653010 minutes hype
>>3506610I lied, I’m still writing. Also Detective Pikachu is better than I expected, Sonic trailer is worse.>>3506594You’ll need to have separate tutors for other Rokushiki techniques, Kami-e was your only freebie.
>>3506626On a scale of 1-10How much is Kaiju Torterra the raddest pokemon thing ever
>>3506629389/10It was kinda of blatantly obvious, but I make allowances for kids’ movies to be heavy on the foreshadowing.
>but one-shots are funnyWhile eating, you consider the unconscious priest. You already know the Strawhats are... hardly murderous, but the casual way everyone settles down not too far from a defeated enemy seems ridiculous to you.Back on the White Mist, you were the somewhat eccentric one. Here, these assholes are making you the straight man, the responsible one who actually deals with enemies appropriately You don’t think you’re enjoying it very much.More importantly... it actually seems to be working for them? Somehow. Leaving knocked out enemies in their wake, like they have no idea of it kicking them in the ass one day. It’s not like you’re some kind of a murderous lunatic, but your own inclinations - and Academy training - have always been very much directed towards ‘live capture where reasonable, but fuck ‘em if not’.Not that you think there’s a problem with that! But... maybe you’ve been a little lax in the capturing-part, and gone towards killing as the first and second resorts? Maybe?... Eh. Shit’s complicated.You sigh, shoving after mouthful in your grub-hole, and then side-eye Sogeking, who’s eating his own food next to you, having finished regaling Doctor Cutie with tales of Sniper Island (he’s insisting it’s in people’s hearts, which you guess might be a local, cultural thing regarding loyalty to one’s home?Although his face is wrapped in clean bandages, he seems a little familiar somehow.“So,” you say, trying to be reasonably my friendly to the guy who thought dragging you aboard the Strawhat’s ship and opening you to a world of moral confusion was just fine and fun, “how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?”(1/2)
Although his face is wrapped in clean bandages, he seems a little familiar somehow.“So,” you say, trying to be reasonably friendly to the guy who thought dragging you aboard the Strawhats’ ship and opening you to a world of moral confusion was just fine and fun, “how DO you know Usopp anyway? Huh?”Sogeking pauses eating - almost freezing, really - before chewing slower, eyes hidden behind his goggles. Does he have the same eye problem that Sunglasses has?“Uh - Usopp and I - well. Ha! You see, my good friend Usopp is a sharpshooter as well, and happened to wash up on the shores of Sniper Island, after his ship was sunk by, um, a huge school of seakings.”He nods solemnly at his explanation, while several others nearby watch on with the blandest expressions you’ve ever seen. Presumably they either don’t know Usopp well, or have already heard this before. “Anyway, the annual Sniper Festival was coming up, and Usopp was taken in by the lowest-ranking sharpshooter-team on the island -“Strawbrat butts in, eyes wide. “Sharpshooters have teams?!”“Yes, absolutely, of course,” Sogeking confirms, “what a ridiculous question, everyone knows that.”Shit, YOU didn’t know that. You keep quiet and try to look like you did.“Anyway, for the medical care they gave him, Usopp decided to thank them by training them in his own secret sniping techniques -““What techniques?! Are they cool?!” Strawbrat and Doctor Cutie sure are bouncing now.“They’re secret, I can’t tell you. But yes, they’re the coolest! So Usopp taught them his sniping skills, and led them to their first victory in the annual Sniper Tournament!”“I thought it was a festival,” Sanji comments innocently.“It’s both, okay?! It’s BOTH. So anyway, obviously Usopp was lauded around Sniper Island, for his amazing skill, and we all wanted him to stay - but he had to get back to East Blue, because there was a beautiful princess there who needed his help. So I, being the greatest sniper on the island -““Except for Usopp,” Zoro adds.“Well, greatest NATIVE sniper, obviously - I offered to escort him on my ship. And that’s how we know each other!”“Fascinating,” Kohza acknowledges, voice flat. “And where is this ship, now?”“Oh, it was sunk in a, in a, a terrible storm! One whipped up by a foul sorceress after we saved Usopp’s princess from her!”Sanji smirks, taking a deep drag on a cigarette. “Hey, Sogeking, who’s a better sniper - you or Usopp?”“..... I. Um. Wouldn’t want to - a true sniper doesn’t brag of their skills! There’s no ‘better’ when it comes to shooting! Only sniper and target!”“That doesn’t make any-““I’m-taking-a-leak-goodbye!”Apparently speed is also a good attribute for a sharpshooter, because he vanishes in about five seconds flat.(Options next)
>..... Is it me, or is that Sogeking guy a little weird?>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.>Damn, that Usopp is an impressive guy.>Other?
>>3506661>>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.It's in your heaaaaaart
>>3506663>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.>Does Pistol-chan know about Sniper Island? Does it exist in your heart?
>>3506663>>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.We should ask Sogeking when the Festival Tournament is and try to go and take some pictures.
>>3506661>..... Is it me, or is that Sogeking guy a little weird?>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.<<“..... I. Um. Wouldn’t want to - a true sniper doesn’t brag of their skills! There’s no ‘better’ when it comes to shooting! Only sniper and target!”>>>It's true! My gun feels the same.Only with criminals as targets, but details...
>>3506661>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.Oh god Im laughing too hard
>>3506663>>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.I hope we get to hear the theme song
>>3506661We should ask for directions to this sniper island
>>3506663>>Man, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this Sniper Island place.>Damn, that Usopp is an impressive guy.
