Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of One Piece Genuine Pirate Quest, our accurately named mysterious hero MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR helped make breakfast, cannonballed a snek snoot (twice), gave few shits about a bunch of Shandians, was mildly impressed by Zoro (née Zolo), did a lot of climbing, did a little falling, and then tanked a whole buncha lightning to the face via Armament and Dice Gods. Now he indecently and lewdly displays his tattoo for the world to see. SHOCKING! (Literally.)We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.
Rolled 93, 48, 75, 53, 11, 23, 56, 42, 94, 22 = 517 (10d100)>A R M A M E N T The lightning hits you at the speed of lightning. And with the force of lightning. And - oh, yeah, it’s lightning. This would mean more to you, except in the fraction of a fraction of a second that it seems to be cracking towards you, your vision suddenly filling with light-light-too-bright-blinding and a flare of surging heat, you hold yourself in furious denial that this ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT is even happening.You did not come all this way to bring Justice down upon this egotistical shitbucket just for him to bitchslap you to death in half a second with a goddamn lightning bolt. Fuck no.FUCK.NO.Your blood boils and skin burns, eyes stinging, but it isn’t painful in the least.Lightning slams into you, and you feel it hit, pressure forcing you to take a stumbling step back - but it cracks and screams around you, sparking off your strangely less-sensitive skin, trying to break through into your rapidly heating body -It’s bright and loud and hurts, but you only have a few seconds to realize it should hurt far, far more than this, before the targeted storm ends, sparks fading to nothing as the last flickers throw themselves to the ground.You open your eyes, not sure when you closed them, a strange, sweet smell heavy in the thin air, Pistol-chan and Ka-tan still clasped safely in your hands.From somewhere behind you, you hear Doctor Cutie squeak.You glance down at your still-prickling chest, to see where the lightning first hit - the front of your jacket and shirt scorched to nothingness under the heat, a furious, coiling dragon revealed instead on an unmarked chest.Huh.You look back up, at the so-called God, one arm outstretched and boggle-eyed expression somewhat reminiscent of Tashigi’s that time you forewent coffee and just boiled yourself a steaming cup of sugar-water.“How? Did you?” He chokes it out.You shrug, a last spark sputtering from Ka-tan as you motion vaguely towards your chest. You have no idea how, frankly, unless the tattoo ink has bullshit magic properties. “The sky is the Dragon's domain. God has no place in it.” That’s what you get for aiming at a sweet-ass tattoo, Thunder-Face! Ha!“I just - I just don’t know any more....” the Witch moans from off to the side, shaking slightly.And then Strawhat slings himself forward and tries to punch the Haki-using Lightning Logia in the face.Dumbass.That’s apparently the cue for everyone to start attacking, judging by the sudden, rapid flurry of attacks.>Roll 2d100 (TWOd100), best of 3
Rolled 68, 74 = 142 (2d100)>>3511110didn't read lol
Rolled 82, 13 = 95 (2d100)>>3511110Oh booy here we go
Rolled 90, 16 = 106 (2d100)>>3511110Gotta get that bread (Goro Goro).
Rolled 10, 85 = 95 (2d100)>>3511110
Rolled 75, 33 = 108 (2d100)>>3511110
did our armament Haki improve from the activation? also listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN1zAsS3hyoduring that was fucking epic
Rolled 89, 9, 28, 79, 16, 61, 74, 61, 75, 68 = 560 (10d100)>>3511127Oops, yes, forgot to list it.>eeeeyyyyy(Mysterious Skill That Totally Isn’t Armament +1! DC drops to 98!)Precisely zero of the attacks land. Projectiles slash through the space that Enel occupied an instant before, hands reaching from the stalk to grab at nothing.Strawbrat yelps as he hurtles through the air, reaching back out to snag the massive stem and pull himself back. “Where’d he go?!”You switch your Observation Haki on, as you really should have before, and swing your arm around to point at - right behind Kohza, electricity crackling into human form.>Take action?
Attack with Ka-Tan
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3511139Background stuff
>>3511139>shoot him again
Rolled 2, 27 = 29 (2d100)>>3511110
>>3511139“Sand-guy, behind you!”
>>3511139>ShootOnly thing we really can do. Just hope it goes Armament. Only a 98 DC after all!...Kohza might be dead.
>>3511139>”Kohza, six o’clock!” >Attack with Ka-tan
>>3511139Defend sand-guyLunge with Ka-tan and shout to clear the way
>>3511159If we can yell our "turn to sand" or something, that might be better. More immediate solution. I really hope Enel can't glass him like Ace.
>>3511139I asked this already but I'll do it again, can we use the Eisen Whip with our Swordsmanship?Seriously, that shit would be a lot better than our current weapons.
>>3511139>shoot as we yell "sand guy, behind you!Really hope Kohza doesn't get glassed
>>3511169Yes, you can, sorry. Must have missed your question before.
>>3511139>Warn Kohza>Attck with pistol chan
Also what do the strawhats think of us after that lightning bit? Like what went through their minds in that epic moment?
>>3511175Alright then. In that case if we figure out how to make the blade extend we could cut through Enel without having to get close and with a bigger bonus than shooting. I dunno if anyone wants to tho.
>>3511193Sure support.
>>3511193Support
>>3511193Sure, supporting.
>>3511193Yeah, sounds good. It’s a ranged option we only have here, but we can use it while he atleast. Switch from >>3511161We should still shout a warning.
>>3511193yeah changing to this
>>3511139>Warn Kohza>Attack with pistol chan
>>3511193Sure support - changing my vote from >>3511181But can we warn Kohza to gtfo too?
>>3511189Basically ‘WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK’.You would have got a ton of questions, but everyone was somewhat distracted by the fact there’s a lightning guy planning to kill them all.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for not-swordYou’ll be shouting as well.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>3511219
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>3511219
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>3511219
Guys, metal conducts.If any non-projectile attack has a risk of automatically getting electrocuted in return, I dont like our chances with swords/meteor.Even cloud sword is made out of iron cloud.I vote for just shooting away and praying for that 3% of Armament kicking in.>>3511139>Warn Mr.Sandman>Shoot to kill Sparky McLightning
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3511219
Rolled 34, 59 = 93 (2d100)Heading home, update later, sorry.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3511219Get fucked Enel.
>>3511235Oof, hope it's the latter roll that's Kohza's
>>3511193No the cloud sword is dumb.
>>3511227>Metal conductsWell why not use Meteor hammer to block the blow and drop it? At the very least we could also chuck both or a cannon ball and shift his attack into a glancing blow. Praying for a miracle doesnt always work, even if Flashman was blessed by Seasus.
>>3511265Pretty sure if Flashy is holding meteor when it gets hits by lightning he'll get electrocuted too. It moves fast.
>>3511265Can we redirect it? I think enel has full control his lightning so we shouldn't be able to.
>>3511275It's got two ends right? Who says we need to hold onto it and not just yeet one end with a kick?>>3511279Even if we cant redirect it, we could at least put it in his path of travel. Unless he decides to either a)move right through it or b)bust Meteor-sama and thunder shapnels Mr. Sandman.
>>3511279We did also no-sell his lightning. If he's been paying attention and isnt too cocksure he may back off if Meteor-sama comes at him. Like a game of chicken.
Back.>Roll 1d2, best 2 of 3
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3511431
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3511431uh oh
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3511431d2? How strange.
dice+1d2
>>3511432>>3511434>>3511435HmmmmI smell Dice God fuckery
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rollin
>>3511431FrontWelcome back
>>3511432>>3511434>>3511435>>3511436>>3511439
Rolled 2 (1d2)checkin
>>3511431Oh shit, what is this for? Hitting Enel instead of Kohza?
>>3511432>>3511434>>3511435>>3511436>>3511439>>3511442Okay no, seriously.What in the Goddamn?
>>3511431Oh, it's for swapping weapons, right?
Imma keep rollin til I see a one.
>>3511446After doing the math, chamces of rolling all these 2’s in a row on a d2 are 1.5265%
>>3511456So one in a hundred. Sooo a crit, basically.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3511459I wouldn't argue for that, we get enough crits as is. No need to anger the Dice Gods by gettin greedy.
>>3511460...make that .78125%
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rollin Rollin Rollin
Rolled 1 (1d2)ok so a 1 in 128 chance... fuck it lets do more
Rolled 1 (1d2)Keep those dice a rollin
well i broke it, but it got to 1 in 256 so 0.39% chance
>>3511432>>3511434>>3511435>>3511436>>3511439>>3511442>>3511460>>3511463And so it ends. >>3511464
>>3511464you fucked it, anonbut still, with all the current rolls, that’s a .390625% chance. interesting
I'm not really a fan of counting this as a crit or something, d2s are like that sometimes
*Concerned Hype*
>>3511469BPQM said that with 3 consecutive same rolls we get Conqueror's Haki, and we just did it almost 3 time over. So come on, I wanna see it in post and in pastebin.
>>3511480Congratulations. You played yourself, BP.
>>3511480to be fair 3 consecutive rolls on a d100 is a 1 in a million chance of occurence, this is merely a 1 in 256, still pretty damn good but not as insane
>>3511480Now that’s a bit much. I’d like to see SOMETHING for this, but that’s overboard.
>>3511480Yeah that was probably intended for d100s. While what just happened was funny, I don't think that was ever what the qm intended
>>3511480Let's be fair here. That was meant for normal dice, not a coin flip.
>>35114591/64 actually.
>>3511483Eh, 3 consecutive d100 is a one in a million if you are aiming for a specific number, like three times a natural 100.If its ANY 3 consecutive d100 (1,1,1 or 2,2,2 or 3,3,3 etc)its 'only' one in 10000.
>>3511506?????No.
>>3511506What? It's plenty wrong. What did formula did you use?
>>3511506No more talking about dice rolls. Stop wasting posts.
>>3511511>>3511512Sorry I was thinking of a different form
Rolled 39, 80, 10, 40, 45, 7, 82, 47, 43, 48 = 441 (10d100).... So I think 2 came out on top there, congrats.>>3511447DING DING DING~!>not-sword>Succeeded at not fumbling during weapon-change, Ambidextrous trait now has 55% chance to change weapons smoothly mid-fight."BEHIND YOU," you yell at Kohza, already moving to sheathe-Ka-tan-unsheathe-not-sword, the unfamiliar hilt in your grip as you direct the blade -It misses, but it doesn't matter, because he'd already seen you point, throwing himself to the side and avoiding the lightning that explodes down where he'd stood.More attacks lash out at Enel, shouted attack names barely audible above roaring cracks of lightning and the blood rushing in your ears.Everyone's moving, all too aware that standing still means possibly having Enel end up behind THEM, even if Kohza's his main target."I'M the Captain!" Strawbrat's obnoxious cry of frustration is accompanied by another pointless, rubbery punch, but the God doesn't bother dodging this time; instead, he stands right there and lets the fist hit him. And through him.And then, as the Strawhats scream at their Captain's dumbassery, he electrocutes him.Or tries.".... Oh, yeah." Sanji muses in the ensuing silence as everyone stares at the stretched arm now waving about inside Enel's sparking body. "Rubber."The God manages to speak, despite his dropped has. "WHAT *ARE* YOU?!""I just said," Strawbrat scowls, still flailing wildly through the electric body. "I'm the Captain! Stop focusing on Kohza and fight me!".... That's not how it works.Enel's face relaxes, turning to a wide, brutal grin. "Ya ha haaaaa! You really think that's all God can do?""You can die," Zoro suggests, blunt as ever.Enel's hand tightens on that weird gold staff, even as he grins wider. "A weak God and weaker followers... I'm done with you all."Your Haki screams a warning, but you don't have time to give one yourself, as the tip of the golden staff melts and reforms in a second into a spear, slamming towards Strawbrat.>Roll 2d100, best of 3.
Rolled 19, 73 = 92 (2d100)>>3511529
Rolled 45, 27 = 72 (2d100)>>3511529
Rolled 68, 77 = 145 (2d100)>>3511529
Rolled 47, 21 = 68 (2d100)>>3511529
>>3511529
Rolled 70, 37 = 107 (2d100)>>3511529
Rolled 49, 8 = 57 (2d100)
Rolled 60, 9 = 69 (2d100)>>3511529
Rolled 89, 24 = 113 (2d100)>>3511529
>>3511539>>3511540>>351154168, 77meh, could be better, could be worse
Rolled 2 (1d3)>Roll 1d100If this is 1, best of 3, 2 is middle of 3, 3 is worst of 3.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3511563
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3511563
Rolled 33 (1d100)
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>3511563
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3511563>mid of 3oof
>>3511568>>3511566>>3511548 Oh my~
>>3511563Actually luffy should be able to hurt enel, or else how did he manage to defeat him in canon Luffy is rubber
>>3511579I vaguely remember a giant ball of gold
well luffy is working on 3d100 as well, will of D OP in OP
>>3511584The ball of gold I believe was to slow Luffy down or Enel's attempt at capturing him.
>>3511588YEAH RIGHT THERE!he's touching and hitting enel physically, because he's rubber so enel doesn't have the ability to just phase through him
>>3511579Luffy can hit him. Basically, if enel tries to do the “Hah your fist passes through me logia bs” he’ll get punched in the face. Enel has to actively dodge and flow around luffys punches, which is pretty easy due to his haki. Luffy circumvented this by bouncing his fists off the walls randomly so no haki predictions.
Its hilarious that OP re-read through Skypea for this arc and SOMEHOW forgot that Luffy can actually hurt Enel.
>>3511603Anyone else hear a retcon coming up?
>>3511603Luffy CAN hurt Enel, enel has just been dodging. His form is fluid, a dodge from enel looks a lot like just letting an attack pass through like he did with our bullet.
>>3511603I just assumed Enel was dodging with his Haki.
>>3511603Because I can't possibly describe how much I utterly loathe the Skypiea arc and want to boot every last part of it from my memory. Eh, I'll rewrite last update, whatever.
i dont think luffy has actually tried to hit enel yet, dude has been attacking kohza the whole time
>>3511608>>3511529>The fist hit him. And through him.>he electrocutes him.
>>3511609Yes, it’s the difference between letting a fist phase straight through him and “Oh let me move this part of my face around the attack.”The former actually touches enel the latter does not.
>>3511609He's dodging most people's attacks with his Haki, the melee fighters are mostly staying back at the moment.I was sure I recalled him changing to Logia lightning while Luffy was punching him at one point, but I guess not? Oh well. It makes no logical sense that Luffy would be able to punch him when he should just be immune to the electricity, but One Piece logic I guess.
>>3511618well its the same logic by which you can punch crocodile when hes wet, when he should just be a muddy sand logia in that case
Rolled 64 (1d100)>doodly doo, ignore last update"BEHIND YOU," you yell at Kohza, already moving to sheathe-Ka-tan-unsheathe-not-sword,the unfamiliar hilt in your grip as you direct the blade -It misses, but it doesn't matter, because he'd already seen you point, throwing himself to the side and avoiding the lightning that explodes down where he'd stood.More attacks lash out at Enel, shouted attack names barely audible above roaring cracks of lightning and the blood rushing in your ears.Everyone's moving, all too aware that standing still means possibly having Enel end up behind THEM, even if Kohza's his main target."I'M the Captain!" Strawbrat's obnoxious cry of frustration is accompanied by another pointless, rubbery punch, but the God doesn't bother dodging this time; instead, he stands right there and lets the fist hit him.Literally hit him.'God' folds in half, flying backwards and off the stalk fast enough that you barely catch the expression on his face, even if your Haki tells you it's pain-shock-confusion -And then, as Strawbrat whoops in glee, lightning shoots up from the air, feeling like rage, hate, and an absolute focus on murder.He doesn't even both with taking human form, before lightning crashes down.1 Nami2 Sanji3 Usopp 4 Sogeking 5 Chopper6 Vivi7 Kohza8 Carue 9 Robin10 Free choice (not you or Luffy)>Roll 1d10, first three count. Then vote for two of them.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3511636
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3511636Well, shit.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3511636
Rolled 1 (1d10)
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3511636Uh oh
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3511636Sanji, khoza
>>3511643>>3511644>UsoppBut hes not there...
>>3511641>>3511643>>3511644>the duck and a guy who isn't even here Lol
>>3511636>>3511641>>3511643>>3511644Typical Usopp luck. Well, if there's anything he has it's durability so...>Usopp
Well Ussop and Carue are dead
>>3511636>>3511641>>3511643>>3511644Usopp or Carue.Looks like tomorrows menu includes crispy fried duck.
>>3511652Ohh, I think I misread the prompt.Vote for two more other than the ones rolled? Too used to the typical "vote from the ones rolled."
>>3511636...If we have to vote for two out of the three, and two of them are Usopp, does that mean we can vote for Usopp twice?
Rolled 1, 100 = 101 (2d100)Oops, sorry, I changed some names around while copy and pasting from the notes app. Replace Usopp with Zoro, so Zoro and Carue are having a shocking time. How delightful.These rolls are Carue, then Zoro.
>>3511667... dude wtf are your dice smoking
>>3511667WHAT.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3511667...... Um.
>>3511667Pffffffffffft. HAHAHA. WE'RE HAVING ROASTED DUCK FOR DINNER BOYS!And Zoro just did something reaaaaally bullshit.
>>3511667>1, 100
>>3511667So the Bird is super dead, and Zoro lives (With Aramament?)
>>3511667AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zoro just saw us do armament and had a flash of inspiration didnt he?
>>3511667Press F for Carue. And congrats to Zoro.
>>3511667Either Zoro's gonna save Carue or Vivi's about to realize pirate life ain't always happy and bright
>>3511667CARUEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3511681>F>Zoro right now
>>3511667Time for a 21 pistol-chan salute for the brave military man, Carue. You did good, Captain.
>>3511685H-hopefully it’s a comedic knockout, right?
>>3511679.... I.... think so? I mean, he already has metal cutting and flying slashes down as well, so...Fucking Zoro. Motherfucker.And RIP Carue, 51 isn't enough to stop him from being Kentucky Fried Duck.If anyone wants to use their nat100 reward, I'll allow it to save Carue. Otherwise, he's a dead duck.
>>3511667That poor, poor birb.
>>3511683Inb4 Zoro cuts a lightning bolt in half.
>>3511693Can't zoro use his 100 to save him?
>>3511693Farewell reward.I must save birb.
>>3511693I like the duck, and everyone else has survived Enel, so sure I'll use mine to save him.
Carue can't die! he has yet to reveal his tragic backstory!
>>3511698Supporting thisWill make for a nice Shonen Moment(tm)
>>3511700...I totally didn't put my name in the option's field like an idiot. Really.
>>3511693we can't make vivi cry, save the dumb chickenlet him fall ko dramatically ...pls
>>3511693The bird is dead. He died well.Maybe now Vivi will go home to lay him to rest.
If Carue survives this he is gonna totally train till he can dodge lightning, right?
>>3511703Well.Uhm.I guess you keep your 100 reward.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3511698I'm gonna go with no on that one, because otherwise all the characters would be getting re-roll when they score a 100, and that's just too silly for a serious, logical quest like this.>>3511699>>3511700.... Never mind.Okay, 1 is using WhoAnon's crit and 2 is Poll's.
>>3511714Use them both, and we get two carue's from Enel's attack
>>3511714Nevermind then.
>Zoro loses Wado>immediately stops jobbing and starts doing incredible shitGuys is Wado a cursed sword?
>>3511708Well, think about it like this.Humans are able to train themselves to reach ridiculous levels of physical prowess. Superhuman strength, superhuman speed, despite not being inherently built to favor either.And Carue is a Super Spot-Billed Duck, which are said to be able to run faster than a leopard.If he decides to train, then he might become one of the fastest creatures alive.
>>3511727>the girl fell down the stairs because of Wado curse
>>3511714Gimme confirmation QM who's crit am i knocking off (which could have been used to get CH) to save a glorified chocobo
>>3511731Carue is a Yu Gi Oh card.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>in any other quest these dice would be weirdLightning strikes. All at once, a hundred bolts rumble into existence, ozone burning in your nose, as they slam towards -Carue.The duck's been hanging back since the beginning, as with Chopper, thanks to their inability to help - apparently Enel is only too happy to take advantage of this weakness.Carue doesn't have time to run or even freeze up as the bolts fly and Vivi screams, but it doesn't matter, because Roronoa Zoro is apparently more bullshit than Logias.The lightning smashes into his two crossed swords, his face pinched and snarling, body and weapons wrapped in a faint sheen of black as the electricity wraps around him, jumping, sparking, before finally leaping away as it fails to penetrate.Once more, everyone pauses to regard someone with blatant disbelief, as Zoro's heavy breathing pierces the air."Okay, seriously," Sanji says, eyes flicking between you and Zoro. "What the shit? Is that a swordsman thing?"No, that's... you're pretty sure that was Armament."Good swords," Zoro decides, looking casual as Carue manages to close his beak.That has nothing to do with your crappy swords, you dick! How the fuck did he just spontaneously awaken Armament?! The fuck?! Why don't YOU have it?! That's not fair!Fuck it.>Shoot Enel while he's still freaking out.>Use not-sword to impale Enel while he's still freaking out.>Try not to cry, fail, cry a lot.>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.>Other?>>3511735It rolled 2, so Poll's.>>3511718The secret method to super spot billed duck reproduction - getting hit by lightning.
>>3511751>>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.
>>3511667>Flashy tanks lightning with armament >Zoro rolls a nat 100 vs lightning right afterTruly fated rivals, these two
>>3511751>>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.Fukken 98 DC, just let Luffy take care of him
Our guaranteed combat crit should make throwing a cannonball at the important ship all kinda of hilarious. Or it might let us Haki and shoot Enel in the head. Both are good options.
>Use not-sword to impale Enel while he's still freaking out.
>>3511751>Shoot Enel while he's still freaking out.Pistol-chan, its time for an all out attack!
Rolled 48 (1d100)Rolling for Tashigi's survival with cursed sword Wado.
>>3511751>Use not-sword to impale Enel while he's still freaking out.I've had enough of your shit, Eminem.
>>3511751>>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.Quick while the fucker is distracted by Zoro! Fuck The Ship!
>>3511766>Fuck The Ship!I know this is 69 Quest, but it's still a work safe board.
>>3511751>Shoot Enel while he's still freaking out.
>>3511768Come on now BPQM, don't you want to oil the Maxim's engines~?
>>3511751>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>3511772will delete the other one in a moment1 for Cannonball Ship2 for Cannonball Enerumem3 for not-sword Enerumem4 Shoot EnerumemDICE GODS GUIDE MY ROLL
>>3511751>Shoot Enel while he's still freaking out.>>3511776DICE WILLS IT!
>>3511761Inb4 she falls down some stairs
>>3511751We burn our nat100 and Lolona taks the credit what kind of bulshit is this!>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.
>>3511784>inb4 we have to burn all our nat100s to beat Lightning McDouche and go back to square 1 regarding Conqueror's Haki
6-2-4 cannonball, stab, shoot>Which part of the weird ship-thing are you aiming for? Or are just going to throw and trust to the Dice Gods?
>>3511790as long as we get his fruit i'd consider it worth it.
>>3511751>Use not-sword to impale Enel while he's still freaking out.Fuck you, Zoro! We’ll use Armament too! Just watch us! Do not fucking touch Ark Maxim. It will be ours, a WMD in our back pocket for if we need to go Punished Flashman.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>Dice GodsI have made my sacrifices like a good little worshiper
>>3511792The big paddle circle thingy at the very back
>>3511790Honestly, Enel is supposed to be TOUGH. I dunno if people really expected to just pull out Armament and casually chop his head off, but it's not supposed to happen that way.... I mean, Dice Gods MIGHT make it happen, but that's just because they hate me.
>>3511792Rotor thingy in the back
>>3511792>Trust in the Dice gods.
>>3511792The rod holding the rotors together on the side
>>3511792>Trust in the Dice gods. Faith in the Dice gods.
>>3511792>>Target one of the large rotary pieces.
>>3511792A pole holding one of the side rotors. Unbalance it.
>>3511792>Big face thingyand if damaging that makes ark inoperable, go for>big spinny circle in the backinstead.Basically take it ouf but not destroy.
>>3511815Support
>>3511823As of this vote, 3 3 4 for Dice Gods, back, side.Vote remains open as it's close.
>>3511792>trust to the Dice Gods
>>3511792>RotorBring it down
>>3511693>.. I.... think so? I mean, he already has metal cutting and flying slashes down as well, so.I swear watching Zoro and Flashman outdo each other is like watching an episode of DragonBall Z
>>3511848>Zoro sees Flashman can cut metal>Zoro can now cut metal>Flashman sees zoro widen cuts>Flashman can now widen cuts>Zoro Knows Flashman have Observation>Zoro Makes a mental note for later>Flashman Knows Zoro can make Ranged cuts>Flashman Makes a mental note for later>Zoro sees Flashman Awaken Armament>Zoro now Awakens ArmamentWhats next? im putting my bets on the following>Flashman sees Zoro Awaken Conquerors>Flashman Awakens Conquerors
>>3511860Airslash countersNo sword style And maybe some bullet deflections
>>3511860Nah, next most likely would be something like Geppo. We taught him Kami-e basics.Then when that happens we finally tri-wield Cut-chan, Ka-tan, and Jitte-san.
>>3511877>three-sword style without a third sword He will flip his shit
>>3511860I don't know how I could possibly make Sogeking your rival now, because apparently you and Zoro are destined instead.Maybe Sogeking and Tashigi can be rivals?Looks like Dice Gods have won, so...>Roll 1d100, best of 3.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3511883
>>3511880>>3511877Tri-wield pistol-chan, Meteor-sama, and the fans.Three-sword style, without a sword.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3511883
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3511883Hear our plea, Dice Gods! Strike down the pretender Enel!
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>3511883
>>3511886IT'S HAPPENING
>>3511886Nice
>>3511886welp, time to make a trip
>>3511886>Enel HATED that.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3511883
>>3511860You just know that ZoroXArthur is the alternate universe's favorite Yaoi pairingOr ArthurXany other guy>>3511886ABSOLUTEMADMANSHONEN GODS AND DICE GODS ARE THE SAME PASS IT ON
>>3511886DICE GODS ARE THE ONE TRUE GOD HERE AAAAAAAA
>>3511886We lose one and get it right back haha
>>3511886HAAAWe really are the fucking Devil.
>>3511886>what in the god damn
>>3511886Hahaha hahaha!Useded a crit. and immediately got one back.
>>3511886Fan fuckin tastic Anon get your trip so i can add it to the tally(Note that we are back to 9 crits and if we didn't save the duck we'd be 1 away from CH)
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>3511792I place my trust in the dice.>>3511880As long as we have Ka-tan in our mouth we'll be fine
>>3511886Whelp. Thats an Armament Activation.I think its going to be a meme this entire fight, that we roll high enough to activate Armament, only when we're NOT attacking Enel with it.
>>3511886
>>3511906>already did
>>3511886Guys?Is this... Is this normal?
>>3511922>Is this... Is this normal?No. This is Flashman.
>>3511922Yes
>>3511886AHAHAHAHAHA
>>3511922The dice gods will not abide a pretender to their throne. There can be no other gods before them.
>>3511922For Flashman? ...Yes
>>3511880What better way to taunt the sword purist by using three sword style with a jitte. God Flashman and Zoro are actually perfect eternal rivals. Usopp can have the title of best pirate buddy instead. Sogeking gets nothing because he's kidnapping weirdo.
>>3511886Okay, seriously, are we even human--Ah, right. I forgot about our BS bloodlines.In before someone decides to ship us with this particular lass, because justice. Scary, frightening, justice.
>>3511922It's the new normal if that's what you mean.Frankly at this point it's more surprising when it doesn't happen.
>>3511922No. This is The Dragon Defending His Domain From An Arrogant Trespasser. Nothing about this is normal.
>>3511936i forgot about that bitch, god why did u remind me of her fuckin existence? i was happy until now.
how badly will qm weep if we get counquoreres haki
>>3511922We are Cannonball GOD.
>>3511942Seeing as how we're literally just 1 nat 100 away from it and the only reason we don't have it now is because anons don't want vivi to realize there are consequences to being a pirate A lot
>>3511942I'm still holding out that we don't, but quest players gonna power-game, I suppose.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3511942Let me roll and see.
>>3511942When, not if. Unless the dice go completely tsun-tsun it really is only a matter of time.
>>3511942...I do believe we've discovered the One Piece world's origin story.An endless flood that only abs can prevent.
>>3511949Gotta agree with you.
>>3511935>What better way to taunt the sword purist by using three sword style with a jitte.Easy. THREE jittes.>>3511942I will dehydrate myself into a shrivelled prune.>smoboss' face when you turn up after less than a week away, with a Logia, Armament Haki, a fire-spewing lance, and possibly a snake the size of a battleship. and probably fucking conquerors as well.
>>3511949>>3511957Sorry you're allergic to fun.
>>3511922This is the Will of D, the power only held by those called God’s Enemy. Further, it is a Dragon casting down a false idol from their Celestial Domain.
>>3511959>Flashman are you trying to get promoted past me?>I'm sorry commodore I can't hear you from my rear admiral chair
>>3511964We can have fun (as has been demonstrated in the 16 prior threads) without Conquerors Haki.
>"guys we should keep the Ark so we have a-">SUPERYEET>Ark explodes >"Nevermind."Least Enel won't be escaping.
>>3511971Why does your ID keep changing?Or do the people that don't want us to get CH just not participate?
>>3511959I'm still trying to wrap my head around on how Flashman had such bad grades in the Academy but consistently pulls the kinda bullshit he does after being out of said Academy for... what, six months?
>>3511978No candy allowed in the academy.
>>3511978Eh. Some people, myself included actually, are just kinetic learners. Gain proficiency far faster and easier by doing, rather than trying to study theory out of a book.
>>3511978He was motivated.
>>3511977Because I'm neither of the people you originally responded to?
>>3511978There needs to be a class reunion episode just to see the looks on people's faces when Flashy starts talking about his time as a marine photographer and it's 1000% crazier than everything they've done so far.
>>3511978Well, uh, the Dice Gods didn't know him then->>3511980Actually, this makes sense. It was all the candy!All right, guys:>Roll 1d100, best of 3
>>3511977I just don't like how Flashman is suddenly getting all the goodies so quickly with little to no effort. Just makes me think of terrible OC fan characters.
>>3511984wasn't*
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3511989
>>3511987Oh ok so you're just complaining about the direction of the quest despite not actually participating
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3511989K
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>3511989
>>3511988And everyone thinks it's all complete bullshit until Flashman pulls out copies of the incident reports.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3511989Can I go?
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>3511989YEET
>>3511996Stahp, ignore the naysayers and enjoy the ride
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3511989
>>3511997
>>3511997Y E E T
>>351199797, on a post ending 97... hmm....
>>3511997So uh, with the 100 activation for armament this is also an activation yes...?
>>3511997Ark = Delet'd
>>3511997>97Uh... wasn't that the new armament threshold?
>blows off our cloths>boss mode activated.whats our boss theme again?
>>3512011Armament Haki (Unaware) +2 - Further Armament Haki Activation rolls Dropped to DC 98!If that previous Nat 100 got the DC lowered by 1 then yes this 97 SHOULD also activate
>>3512011Nah, Armament activation is on 98 >>3511139
>>3511996Or maybe, just maybe, this is a new quest thread and I was at work and couldn't post until now, you pretentious ass?
Rolled 52 (1d100)Background stuff. Hopefully not above 80.
>>351201398 no armament on this one
>>3512010I'm just channeling the dragon
Rolled 89, 11, 1, 74, 55, 48, 49, 94, 13, 86 = 520 (10d100)OKAY>Roll 2d100, best of 3
>>3512016Thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NddX9JtU1wI also like this one but it isn't vidyahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUUn88vmUnE
Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d100)>>3512029
>>3512020Make your excuses.Complaining about quest progression is a bannable offense you know?
>>3512029
Rolled 1, 84 = 85 (2d100)>>3512029
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>3512029
Rolled 88, 82 = 170 (2d100)>>3512029LemmOHG
>>3512035>1oh no
Rolled 65, 42 = 107 (2d100)>>3512029
>>3512035Ah fuck
>>3512029>>3512035>These onesoh no
>>3512035Oh lord have mercy
>>3512035Can I use my nat 100 reroll on this?
>>3512035AAAAAAA-
>>3512016Don't know about boss theme, but this is definitely our "playtime's over" theme: https://youtu.be/DV8SJ57dgyU
>>3512048but, conqourers haki
Just to make sure, we still have our unused daily combat autocrit, right?
>>3512035WE HAVE GONE TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN QUICK, SOMEONE USE A NAT 100 REROLL
>>3512051We'll get it eventually anyway.
Rolled 1 (1d2)Guys, please stop fighting? I also feel that Flashy's powering up too quickly, it just feels like a dick move to not award big things when you get 100s. In any other quest, they'd be rare.As for Conquerors, IF you get it, I'm planning in making progression very different and much slower than the other two Hakis.Also another Strawhat just died, thanks to that nat1 I rolled, so we'll vote for who and then decide if you want to spend another 100.>>3512035.... Oh, dear. Oh dear, dear, dear.Let's find out if that was you or Luffy. 1 Flashy, 2 Luffy.>>3512048If you like. Might wanna save it to bring the dead person back, though...
>>3512051WIth our luck we’ll roll several extra 100’s by the end of skypeia>>3512052wait...
>>3512052>>3512052i think so, we could use that
>>3512035Have we used our free one a day combat reroll?
>>3512051Knowing Flashman luck we end up with hundred more along the way
>>3512052That might be a better idea than using a reroll, assuming the roll was indeed for combat and not other fun stuff.
>>3512057Luffy's a big boy. He can handle it
>>3512032Are you on drugs? Legit.All I said was, we can have fun without CH, as has been demonstrated in all our prior threads in which we all had lots of fun, and you're losing your shit. First you accuse me of changing my ID tags. Then you accuse me of not participating. And then when I explain that I have this thing called a job that prevented me from posting in this brand new quest thread, you call that an excuse and insinuate I'm going to be banned. You need to take a step back from the computer and calm down dude.
>>3512060No, but this wasn't combat so you can't use it for this roll. This was 'do you and Luffy escape the giant gold ship crashing into everyone'.Good thing Poneglyphs are indestructible. Shame about the bell.
>>3512066You sound upset.
>>3512067>'do you and Luffy escape the giant gold ship crashing into everyone'.>Flashman completely fucks up a flying ship>It falls right on himPerfect
>>3512067>No, but this wasn't combat so you can't use it for this roll. This was 'do you and Luffy escape the giant gold ship crashing into everyone'.>Good thing Poneglyphs are indestructible. Shame about the bell.Ooooohh crapWelp. There goes the Ark Maxim. Hopefully the damage will be repairable if Punished Flashman becomes a reality.
>>3512067Eh, Luffy is immune to blunt damage anyway.
>>3512067...Screw it, we didn't need that Haki anyway. Time to blow those crits, boys!
>>3512071Spontaneous activation of Armament once more, once again just walks out of the wreckage completely unscathed.
>>3512067But didn't it has a backup hovering system powered by a 100 fucking jet dials tho?
>>3512075We trade them for levels in armament.
>>3512077>Flashman ends up being nicknamed the terminator by viewers>When Kuma appears everyone goes fucking crazy with theories
>>3512075Now's the time to do it if we're ever going to. Enel is a monster.
>>3512080that depends. if the ship has been split in half via cannonball i doubt the jet dials are positioned to keep 2 halves perfectly suspended
Yo guys what's going o...>Carue almost died>Zoro awakens armament >100 on cannonballs>97 almost armament>bring down the ship>1. It falls on us>also 1 in the crew, so one more dead>whatSpicy update qmI'd say let's reroll, as I like Flashy as he is and not as chunky salsaOn the crew who's dead? Or not dead if we reroll?
>>3512083I'm waiting to use mine to save whoever just died.Idk where the other critholders are.
>>351208097 was regarding the back-up. You didn't destroy them ALL, but enough of them on one side to make it list severely to the side and drop in height. It's not crashing straight out of the sky like a rock or anything, but it's bad enough.>WHO BE DEAD???1 Carue the repeatedly killable2 Sanji3 Vivi4 Nami5 Chopper6 Your destined rival/partner in the eternal battle against gravity7 Kohza8 Sogeking9 Robin10 Free choice>Roll 1d10, first three count. Then vote for one of those three.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3512088
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3512088
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3512088
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3512088
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3512088
>>3512092Jesus Christ I suck.AnywayLet's just not let EITHER of these two die.DICE RETCON PLS
>>3512089>>3512093>>3512094I refuse to let mysterious sniper king sogeking or robin dieI say we burn a crit
>>3512093>>3512094>>3512089Robin is double dead and Ussop just can't get a break.
>>3512098Thank you Who. I’d be very upset if either Usopp’s best friend or Robin died.
Burn Baby Burn, Robin has been too great to let die. Usop I can take or leave.
Just imagine viewers rn. To them it looks like we can use armament whenever. And the Dragon tattoo probably has people speculating on whether Arthur's with the revolutionary army. And there's probably a horde of people waiting to see how strong Arthur's captain is.
>>3512089>>3512093>>3512094Sogeking or Robin.Shit....Sorry sniper buddy, but I don't think we've ever spoken. We'll tell your friend Usopp you died well.Not that it matters, because I'm pretty sure someone's using a crit to save you.
>>3512099Maybe repeats don't count and we get a free choice?
NOOO EITHER THE LOVE OF OUR LIFE DIES OR ROBIN DIES what a world
>>3512105Calm down.Nobody is dying.I burnt my crit.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>3512087>>3512098THE CONTRACT IS MADETHE PACT IS SEALEDBob, please remove Who's crit to save either Sogeking or Robin, I won't bother asking for a vote.Now the question is, how badly is Flashy injured?>Roll 1d100, first three.1 is best of, 2 is middle, 3 is worst of.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3512105Repeats count, but WhoAnon is using his crit to save them>>3512108
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3512108Oh shit worst of 3
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3512108Hope dice works this time jesus
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3512108
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3512108
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3512108
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3512108>worst of 3Shit.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3512108ouchie ouch
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3512108
>>3512088If no one's using a stored 100 then I vote Robin.Also is anyone saving Flashman? If we're burning another crit to bail to strawhats out again then we might as well, since conquerors is well out of our grasp.
>>3512108>worst of>43A broken rib maybe?
>>3512111I mean, not /that/ bad of a roll...
>>3512111Oh fuck.BP WE BETTER GET THE MOST HEARTWARMING SCENE IN ALL ONE PIECE OF US SAVING ROBIN/USSOP
>>3512118Unfortunately every critical holder except me and Poll seems to have vanished.
>>3512108>>3512111...Can I burn a crit on this?
>>3512118I think most of them are not on right now.
>>3512123It'd be perfect if it's Robin. Completely flip her view of us around.
>>3512123Yes please. Save Best Girl and Usopp’s Buddy, get injured in the process, walk it off and murder God. Let’s go.
>>3512124im still here, i guess i cna pitch in if needed
>>3512127BAKA YOU SAVIOUR
>>3512127Thank Dice God.A new saviour arrives.
>>3512127>>3512128Naturally 2 seconds after I post, I'm proven wrong
Rolled 34, 36 = 70 (2d100)Oh, shit, almost forgot.First is for continuing background stuff.Second is for Wyper who was unconscious aboard the Ark (with his snazzy seastone skates of death). DC 60 to survive.
>>3512129>>3512130Oh yeah! It’s just one of them. Make it Robin! Save Robin’s fucking life and get injured in the process. Blow her mind: We could have let her die to save our secret, but went out of our way to help her at heavy cost to ourself instead.
>>3512135What the dice gods giveth, they also taketh away.
>>3512135Well Wyper is dead too.
>>3512135....fuuuuuuu--
>>3512135I forgot he even existed
I wasn't gonna make it a big deal, considering a crit was used, but...1 Robin2 handsome and mysterious sniper, lululu, even on your heart, lock on~
>>3512135Ya, hes ded now too.On the other hand maybe we will get the skates/reject if we survive this.
>>3512135>Second is for Wyper who was unconscious aboard the Ark (with his snazzy seastone skates of death). DC 60 to survive.Oof. There goes a brave warrior of Shandia.......so, is anyone going to take those skates?
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3512144...hmLET THE DICE GODS DECIDE
>>3512135Rip Wyper.We didn't know ye.We'll also be taking ye reject dial from ye corpse.>>3512137>Robin gets Jaguar D. Saul flashbacks.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3512144Derp, roll.
>>3512144>RobinFlashman saving her lets go
>>3512144>Robin
>>3512150Oh. Well damn. I guess we still look good. Just not as dramatic.
>>3512147dice+1d2It doesn't really matter dice decide
>>3512149I think everyone wants Robin, it's more thematically fitting considering we don't know who the FUCK Sogeking is.
>>3512150Damnit, I really wanted heartwarming moment with Robin. Once again, saved by a good hearted D, at the cost of their own well-being. This time, one with a legit reason to be ok with her dying at that.
>>3512150BEST FRIENDS FOREVER
>>3512137...actually, now that I think about it, having it be sogeking we save might have a bigger impact on her, depending on how BPQM works it.
Robin
>>3512144don't we get to vote? ">Roll 1d10, first three count. Then vote for one of those three."If so Robin
>>3512144>Robin You know my reasons you bulli
Ooof. The Bell is Wrecked, The Last Descendant of Great Warrior Calgura is dead, man talk about a kick in the nuts for Skypiea's Feels.
>>3512167but on the other hand, their “god” is dead
>>3512167Yeah that’s... painful. Especially with the militia being slaughtered...
>>3512167Seriously, what were people thinking? What did everyone expect from a big fucking ship made of GOLD falling from the sky?
>>3512179This critical hit really fucked us right up.
>>3512179To be fair, we didn't mean to utterly wreck the thing in just one hit, just damage it some.
>alas poor wyper >such a tragic death>such a noble warrior>we're going to loot your corpse now>>3512150With this roll, Flashy saved Sogeking, sorry guys.On the bright side, Usopp is your Number 1 Fan.On the shitty side, Enel is very pissed off.>>3512159Don't worry, you'll have plenty more opportunities to try and prevent her from dying in the coming minutes!Also, reasonably soon you'll be finding out why Noodle's taking so long to come up the stalk, and what those background rolls were for, so that's nice.>>3512164Uh, no? I said I was planning on rolling a 1d2, I just wrote the dice wrong in the options field so it didn't post the roll.
>>3512179>>3512183Yeah this. I figured we could damage it abit, maybe force Enel to teleport back to activate the emergency flotation system, give us some breathing room.I didn't expect us to Nat 100 and take the whole damn ship down.
>>3512184>Also, reasonably soon you'll be finding out why Noodle's taking so long to come up the stalk, and what those background rolls were for, so that's nice.I swear if something happened to our precious danger noodle i'm gonna slap you with three nat 100s in a row
And to think, if we had just voted to FUCKING SHOOT ENEL'S SMUG FACE this fight would be over and we would not be getting crushed by a giant fuck off sky boat we wanted to keep
>>3512184i was quoting the 3 potential people to be hit by the ship before they were saved via re-roll we would have voted on who out of Robin, Robin and Sogeking. based on that i figured we'd get to decide who the re-roll saved.
>>3512190It's not about killing HimIt's about sending a message
>>3512184>>3512088>>Roll 1d10, first three count. Then vote for one of those three.>Then vote for one of those three.
>>3512192Originally I was going to have people vote on who would die, but then Who offered up their re-roll so I didn't bother. Then someone said about wanting a heartwarming rescue, so I figured okay, I can have Flashy rescue one of them. Then I attempted to roll a dice and failed, then I attempted again and succeeded.>>3512108>Bob, please remove Who's crit to save either Sogeking or Robin, I won't bother asking for a vote.As you can see, I decided it Didn't Matter Who It Was Because They're Not Dying Anyway.
QM, your quest has the most bullshit dice I have ever seen
>>3512211Tell me something I don't know...Okay, it's nearly 1am, I'm going to sleep. Good night, and thanks for playing, except for nat100 rollers.Tomorrow you'll discover what your nat1 while climbing/falling did.
>>3512220Now I'm scared.Goodnight!
>>3512220The beanstalk's coming down due to the heat lance and noodle is trying to stop it
>>3512220Damn cliffhangers. Rest well.
>>3512220>Tomorrow you'll discover what your nat1 while climbing/falling did.DAMN YOU GRAVITY HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH?
>>3512220Good night, thanks for running up until now!>Tomorrow you'll discover what your nat1 while climbing/falling did....WAIT WHAT
Commander Harry "Trouble Magnet" FlashmanandArthur "Disaster" D. Anger.
>chapter "???" End...Rest well, you sexy spider
We can use nat100 rewards on attack right?Do we need to declare that before rolling to attack or can we after?Because if we can we should spend them on attacks and damage rather then saving others. So If we can and Anons agree, I would be willing to spend mine on next activation of armaments.That way If someone spend one on damage or another attack we should be able to kill him in next round of combat. And then we can stop spending nat100 on saving others.You don't need to save them if you kill guy that tries to kill them >Tomorrow you'll discover what your nat1 while climbing/falling did.TIMBER!! I hope My prediction is right
>>3512184>Also, reasonably soon you'll be finding out why Noodle's taking so long to come up the stalk, and what those background rolls were for, so that's nice.If you hurt our adorable new pet we are going to roll SO many nat 100s.
We should fight lucci in eneis lobbygolden boy prodigy vs the "talentless nobody"
>>3512422Assuming Klaus is still alive when we make it back, Rokushiki and general fitness for days friend. Soru, Tekkai, and Geppo in order of importance.
>>3512422One of the reasonably I wanna keep the Arthur disguise is so we can fight at Enies Lobby without being held back by laws and shit. I wanna push in Lucci’s stupid fucking ‘Dark Justice’ face.
>>3512451>keep the Arthur disguiseYou wanna keep the burnt one?
>>3512470Well, with a new jacket and shirt I mean. Our face is still covered, so we're ok.
Hang on do our 100s count towards any weapon awakening?
>>3512504Ah yes we are closer and closer to our dream of awakening cannonballs
>>3512364I believe we still have our once-a-day crit stored, I would say save it for whatever hell we're about to bring with this 1.
I don't know what the fuck's going on In here but I'm hype, and I'm fucking scared.
>>3512541Cannongull-kun is an angery burd
>>3512220I understand. The dice gods are weird sometimes. Had a player once one shoot a cr 23 dragon with a punch to the heart and the dragon failed the check needed to not bleed out instantly. Its been fun watching this happen in this quest though.
>one of the starter decisions was to try and kill Strawhats>turn it down for goodies and to descend safely>chances to take out Strawhats appear>just have to do nothing and pretend to be normal>tfw we burn through our crits to save the StrawhatsPoppaSmo must never know
>>3512830Holy shit. How did he manage that? Was he a monk, or something? What did he roll to manage that?
>>3512881The dragon probably just got a 1 on its saving throw.
>>3513058That's now how it fucking works.
>>35130623.5's Quivering Palm monk class feature.>She can use this quivering palm attack once a week, and she must announce her intent before making her attack roll. Constructs, oozes, plants, undead, incorporeal creatures, and creatures immune to critical hits cannot be affected. Otherwise, if the monk strikes successfully and the target takes damage from the blow, the quivering palm attack succeeds. Thereafter the monk can try to slay the victim at any later time, as long as the attempt is made within a number of days equal to her monk level. To make such an attempt, the monk merely wills the target to die (a free action), and unless the target makes a Fortitude saving throw (DC 10 + ½ the monk’s level + the monk’s Wis modifier), it dies. If the saving throw is successful, the target is no longer in danger from that particular quivering palm attack, but it may still be affected by another one at a later time.Saving Throws.>Automatic Failures and Successes>A natural 1 (the d20 comes up 1) on a saving throw is always a failureThat is, in fact, how it works (under very specific circumstances).
>>3513066Well consider me proven wrong.I'm just tired of people taking Nat 1s and Nat 20s too seriously and applying them to every aspect of the game in D&D or other TTRPGs using D20s.You don't know suffering until you've had a player argue that he should be able to do something literally impossible for him to do because "I might roll 20".
>>3513072I understand the frustration. Sometimes it's good (heroic willpower to resist an effect), but sometimes it's bad (I rolled a 20 on my arcana check to kick down the door!).
>>3513075>"Can I throw my Javelin at them?">"They are 2km away, your max range is 250ft and you're swimming.">"yeah but I might roll a crit."
On Conqueror's: I won't rail against the majority if they want it, but I just don't think it fits Flashy as a character.
>>3513130After seeing how screwed up some aspects of this setting are like Enel sacrificing all his militia, shitheads like Spandam ringing in Buster Calls, basically anything to do with Caesar Clown, CD slave actions, fishman oppression, Dressrosa as a mafia dictatorship I kinda feel like awaking Conquers is a long term logical out come. Flashy might not want to rule anything but I doubt he can stand to see the world remain as it is and will awaken it simply because his morality cant allow such things. Conqueror's basically as him screaming at the world and forcing it to listen. Disclaimer- I know shit all about One Piece.
>>3513141I could see it happening. But not this arc. Not for a while.
>>3513141I think that realisation would come after do something super dramatic, like after a climactic battle with the Straw Hats where we declare the SH's to be our eternal enemies/friends and that we'll hunt them for Justice.But we then we unlock it with something stupid by ordering a mook marine to give us back our candy bar they stole with 3Nat100's.
Sorry guys, cliffhanger got cliffhangerier, I have RL shit to do today and probably won't be able to update. C'est la vie.
>>3513212My poor heart. Be well, QM. We’ll be waiting.
>>3513212That's fine QM, hope your day goes well at least
>>3513197Here is another thing: The Straw Hats are their own thing. They may be heros, they may be villains but this isn't their story. This is one is about a small sad kid who tried to do everything he could to make his keepers happy, failed and then tried even harder. And then, somehow he found a place he could belong. The Will of D.? Maybe. But this will not be an easy path. Strife, pain, and struggles will fill Flashy's road. He will lose things he loved, he will find countless others in turn.The people who smile the most are those who knew how much frowning hurts, and the happiest are those few who know sadness is like poison. This is not a story about the One Piece. Its one about a simple man who turned disaster into triumph, made misfortune into opportunity, and then finally found his own way. His own Justice and finally a smile he could be proud to wear. Thats my take anyway.
>>3513212The wait will be harsh, you really spoiled us with your running schedule, but RL comes first. Take care OP.
>>3513244Oh god we really are Garp V.2 aren't we
Wait i got itIf we burn 10 crits we can unlock CH at a particularly dramatic/Shonen-y momentSo if we burn them now we will be able to have by Ennies Lobby or something
>>3513338Pretty sure we're burning through them now to save his crew from Luffy's poor decision-making skills as Captain.
>>3513355Oh i knowI was just thinking that if we don't mind not having no reroll stored for a while, we could spend those 10 next time we have them
Ok, I leave for one session and you guys decide to shoot the giant gold ark floating over Flashman instead of spending our daily combat crit to kill a "stuned" Enel and get the fruit we alredy spent a crit to find, not only causing the death of Wyper, another crit getting wasted and Enel to go Thunder God Mode for the next fight. At least he can´t destroy islands now, but we better eat his fruit at the end of this battle.
>>3513338Speaking of Enies lobby, what’s your take on how Flashy should be there? Personally I think it makes sense that the marines would call in the nearest high ranking photographer to document the Devil Child’s capture and execution. It’d be a great scene, Harry reluctantly getting in Luffy/Zoro/Sanjis way because he has to. Harry hesitating and getting blown away due to his conflicted heart. As the straw hats run past him, the frame settles on the pile of rubble harry is lying in, revealing the dragon tattoo beneath his shredded marine jacket.
>>3513287YEET is a thing and while our justice might be harsh now, I feel like Flashy on a small island, tons of adopted pirate kids running about as he sips a Pink Flamingo is best end."Papa, what re all those things hanging on the wall? I see swords!""Hahaha! Those are dear members of our family! Their just sleeping for a bit! Just like you should be! Isn't it nap time?"""Don wanna... and I know those are weapons...things that hurt people...take them away forever!""Heh...smart ass. Yeah these guys can end a life, easily. But they can save one too! But that...that's far harder than the alternative; I'm not too smart so it took way to long for me to learn..."
>>3513473Flash becomes the marine version of Whitebeard?
>>3513490i was going to say "Big Mom without the tyrannical rule" but then i realized that's pretty much Whitebeard
>>3513406Daily crits don't active haki; using one on "stunned" Enel would have likely done jack shit because even with out focusing he is still made of fucking lightning and either armament or being made of rubber is a pre-req to hurting his ass.
>>3513473>Grampa FlashmanI know pic related is a villan. But I cant not see his attitude as Flashman but old and dandy.
>>3513578...Were it not for the moustache I could absolutely accept this as Old!Flashman.
>>3513586The moustache is nessecary, after decades of trying to grow out his baby fuzz flashy at the ripe old age of 45 finally develops a moustache worthy of being called...something Anyway it is his treasure
>>3513586Blasphemy. The mustache makes a dandy man dandy.>>3513597>Old!Flashman:Do you children know what my greatest treasure is?>Its Gold!>No no its yer swords!>No Grampa, its us!>Old Flashman: Thats right children, its my mustache! Ah! Wait, quit tugging it! It's coming off!
>>3513578He turns into a certain infamous mathematician when he grows old? I'm okay with this.That aside, I think Flashman might have become this world's answer to Vash The Stampede, AKA the "Humanoid Typhoon". We sure as shit ain't trying to cause trouble, but it just seems to follow us around....Oh dear god the insurance agencies must hate us.Totally-not-Meryl and totally-not-Milly when?
>>3513998>This just in, news from Skypiea. Man kills God and drops his ark onto innocent village. News at 11. Reports indicatehe had but one thing to say. "Peace and Love!" A 200,000,000 beri bounty has just been placed on the man now known to authorities as Arthur D. Stampede.
>>3514206>The pirate is suspected to be the wayward captain of the Gold Dragon PiratesI forgot the chinese name. Was it Xiao Long pirates?
BodacioussPider lumberjack sword cyborg Quest MasterSince spiders eat their young I'm guessing that BPQM is fighting their mom with her split personalities to break her mind control over her so she can evolve into an Arachne
>>3515220GahWhy did you make me remember that garbage.
>>3515222I like the visual gags a la Heresy Magic pose
>>3515226Yeah, well try reading it in LN format and you'll quickly want to kill the author.
>>3515227TrueBut at this point I've read too many LNs and just became inundated I guessHelp
>>3515228I tried to make a jump from various manga to LN they are based on and just can't, the format feels too weird.
Sorry guys, RL shit continues, no updates today. Should be back to normal tomorrow, probably earlier start than usual.
>>3515254DaijobuWatashi-tachi wo wakarimasu
>>3515254It’s alright. We’ll be here. Dreaming about what we’ll do Once we have the Goro Goro.
>>3515258Shit I forgot if it was wo or wa in this case. Wa is the subject particle but the wo is the direct object particle
>>3515254Sadly, real life BS trumps quests, so we understand. Meanwhile, we'll start a dumpster fire and worship it as our false god.
>>3515279>dumpster fire>false god>being this much of a hereticHow do you live with yourself? There was never any other god. Only fire
Just caught upKind of wanted Carue to die instead of wasting a crit on him
>>3515349Stefan is One True God, you filthy heretic, and Mr Speedy is His holy messenger.
>>3515369Offer unto them the holy sacrament of Pink Flamingo.
>>3515369>Silvers the Dark Human>He's a high priest>"Dark Priest" Silvers Harry>First mate to the Pirate King Beard D. Stefan>We're dad come againI can feel the chuuni and it's delicious
>Get the Goro no mi>Awaken the Fruit>Our weapons can now shift into lightning>????>Profit
>>3515632......BPQM how many crits does this take?
>>3515742Probably either 100 crits pooled together or 10 nat100s in a row, If I had to guess.
>>3515745Actually I don't know, thought you might've been talking about awakening the fruit like our weapons somehow.I'm a baka in more ways than one.
>>3515749>DF power with an actual personalitywhy the fuck did my brain jump to thinking about Stands when I read this?
>>3515632I meanWeapons can already shift with the user I think.
>>3515767Oh you mean the lamp lamp fruit
>>3515749Yes you are a baka in more ways then one cause you had it right the first time <.<
>>3515795I meant like not using it and it eventually gaining it's own soul or whatever, or something, not the normal DF awakening where it just gets stronger(?).
>Flashman gets the Goro Goro.>Instead of eating it, he keeps the fruit, raising it with all the love in the world: He gives it nice clothes, feeds it with the best soil and water so it grows healthy, reads a book and sings it a lullaby every night before he gently kisses it's "forehead" and wishes it sweet dreams.>One day, the Devil inside the DF gets out and starts crying and huging Flashman, then tells him he is the first person who shows him love and kindness because the sea is a bully that hates him and his brothers and made everyone hate them.>Flashman inmediately adopts him and then proceeds to summon the Ocean's avatar.>Garp gets a call from the WG saying that a gigantic living hurricane, an unknown and extremely powerful saltwater Logia and possibly WB are beating the shit out of each other in the Grand Line.>He arrives just in time to see one of Smoker's facepalms breaking an island in two. Also Flashy throwing Conqueror+Armament Cannonballs to a water titan.>Garp's face (pic related).
>>3512881>>3513058Meh. Strength wizard, there used to be a feat that allowed for a different stat being used for casting. with large ass magical item that I honestly expected him to die from origionally but keeps passing the throws he needs to not die. Keep in mind he need to get a nat 20 each time I have him roll for this which is every couple days. If I remember correctly he critical striked the heart and the dragon had to roll a five to make the dc that was needed for his heart to not explode...He got a 4.
Once is happenstanceTwice is coincidence Three times is actually probably really seriousHope you're alright BPQM
>>3515802Baka your over thinking this. I was imagining what goric said as us literally beating people up with the devil fruit until it awakened as a weapon.
RIP BPQMThe curse took a while, but it eventually gets all of them Hope you're in a better place now, with better memes
>>3517406I can't believe BPQM is as dead as Ace.
Dead quest for dead people
I can't believe I'm fucking dead.Update laterish, possibly soonish, being QM is suffering.
>>3517521We crave attention
>>3517521>And on the Third Day he rose from his slumber, and the world rejoiced
>>3517521Hang in there, BPQM! Take all the time you need.
>>3517521Holy shit, a ghost!
>>3517549Okay, I'll be back in three years, see ya!
>>3517547>>3517521All hail the spider messiah
>>3517521QM CAME BACKPRAISE BE
>>3517562Zoro interlude is the reason for this delay right?
>>3517576Ha... ha ha... yeah... absolutely... ha ha... gotta love that interlude that I'm definitely just finishing up. Yup. That's how it is. You got me there, anon.>awkward fingerguns intensify
>>3517576...do you want Qm gone for good?
>>3517576~Rules of Bounty Photographer Quest:~Rule #1. Do not talk about Zoro Interlude.Rule #2. Do NOT talk about Zoro Interlude.Rule #3. If you are new, you will roll nat100 sooner rather than later.
>>3517606Rule #4. No lewds
>>3517648Rule #5. ESPECIALLY no interludes
>lol diceSo apparently Roronoa 'Fuck Common Sense' Zoro has Armament. Fine. You don't care. Who cares? Not you, that's who.Glaring daggers at your self-proclaimed rival, you decide to do what good YOU can - hitting Enel is pretty much out of the question, thanks to the whole a Logia thing, but that fancy gold flying-ship-thing looks important. With his lightning, he can fly by himself, which means that if went to all the effort of having that thing built...Well, you'd rather not let him hang onto it. And now that he's distracted, maybe you can cause a little damage?While Strawbrat lunges in to take another rubbery swing at Mr God, you yank your final cannonball out of the bag, taking a quick look at the ship-thing - those rotor things look important, you can at least damage it's manouverability - and hurl the damn thing in two seconds flat.(Cannonballs +2!)It flies true, ignored by pretty much everyone, so you're probably the only one watching as it slams through one rotor, smashing it to chunks, and then punching a hole through the side of the damn thing into its internals.You allow yourself a satisfied smile, as Enel suddenly sparks with even more not to and fury than before, as he casually dodges Strawbrat's fists and feet.Then you feel more than here a series of muffled bangs from the giant machine, followed by a shuddering clanging noise; and then, a good portion of the Jet Dials on the closest side of the ship seem to abruptly stop working, air suddenly failing to vent.Oddly silently, the ship lurches and lists, tilting down on the side of the failed Dials, the side facing you all. Then several more Dials fail.The ship, ponderous at first, then accepting the polite assistance of gravity, decides to make its acquaintance with the currently-populated stalk."AAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH," Doctor Cutie summarizes the situation, as the golden behemoth descends, at increasing speed, towards your current position."It's going to crash! We need to get down-" Vivi's ingenious plan of 'run away fast' doesn't need to be explained.You nearly stagger at the blinding FURY-FURY-FURY emanating from Ol' Earlobes, along with the panic-confusion-annoyance from the Strawhats - looks like most of them have no idea why it's coming down, which is good, because it's kind of embarrassing. Still.Enel is lightning, too fast for you to follow - as for the rest, they're throwing themselves down the stalk as quickly as possible, Robin's arms helping as much as possible, Carue and Chopper grabbed and dragged along. There's probably another ten seconds before it hits, but everyone should make it down enough for it to miss, right?Well, fuck. You hope so.>CLIMB THE FUCK DOWN HURRY HURRY>Try to get onto the giant ship thing.>Other?
>>3517722>>Try to get onto the giant ship thing.
>>3517722>CLIMB THE FUCK DOWN HURRY HURRY
>>3517722>>Try to get onto the giant ship thing.There might be a chance to save Wyper...
>>3517722 #>>Try to get onto the giant ship thing.Maybe we can save Wyper!
>>3517722Say OP. We used our second cannonball to knock some sense into our Snek Child...so shouldn't we have collected it again? We should have 1 more cannonball.Also Lol. Get Fucked Enel.>>Try to get onto the giant ship thing.
>>3517741nah he dead, we can loot his corpse tho
>>3517741>>3517752He be really really dead, he scored some shitty background rolls (I think there might have been a 2 at one point), and then failed his final saving roll. Unless you guys want to spend a nat100 for him...>>3517753That does sound reasonable. Yeah, let's say you collected the second one.
>become a sky pirateIt's 'try to jump onto the Ark as it crashes down, without becoming paste' time.>Roll 1d100, best of 3General Fitness bonus, wooooo
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3517778
>>3517786>>3517789IT'S HAPPENING
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3517778
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3517778
>>3517791EEeeeyyyyy
>>3517790I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
>>3517786>>3517789>>3517791Hot damn, not a nat 100 but with the +5 bonus, we still got there.
>>3517795et tu BP?
>>3517792>1 away from another triple rollEvery day QM gets closer and closer to a heart attack
>>3517792Well........I was close.
>>3517778Gimme number three?
>>3517792So close in time and digit to three 60s... and yet so far.>>3517803Tonight is going to be my first alcoholic drink since Taiwan, don't you guys ruin this for me.>95 + 5 + 32 General Fitness = easy passAs the last of the Strawhats vanishes below the cloud, hand-under-hand climbing quickly down the stalk, doubtless expecting you to follow, you stare up at the rapidly approaching... thing, with its massive face and failing Dials.It's really freakin' big. And getting bigger in your view, even as you bend your knees, waiting, waiting, aiming for just the right -You throw yourself forwards to meet it, over the edge and onto the deck, almost recoiling and tumbling as you land, then once more at the solid, shuddering crunch as the side finally hits the stalk.For a moment, as you reach out to grab onto support, it almost seems like the ship will bounce off and topple down at a different angle; instead, with a long groan, it drags itself slightly down the massive stalk, and then starts PUSHING.The giant plant starts slowly, inexorably, to bend, speeding up as it does.Hands grabbing at some weird, golden pole, you look quickly about the deck.>There's the lightning-charred corpse of a Shandian sliding across the deck. Loot it.>There's a door heading into the bowels of the ship - get inside.>If you can get over to the other side and blow up the Dials on that one, the ship should fall away from the stalk...>Other?>>3517810Number 3 what?
>>3517846>If you can get over to the other side and blow up the Dials on that one, the ship should fall away from the stalk...
>>3517846>>If you can get over to the other side and blow up the Dials on that one, the ship should fall away from the stalk...Priorities
>>3517846>>If you can get over to the other side and blow up the Dials on that one, the ship should fall away from the stalk...Where in the hell is Major Kong?
>>3517846>>If you can get over to the other side and blow up the Dials on that one, the ship should fall away from the stalk...
>If you can get over to the other side and blow up the Dials on that one, the ship should fall away from the stalk...>>Use the whipsword to catch the Shandian body for looting
>>3517846>go inside and loot as many dials as you can
>>3517846>>3517857SupportingThe body is sliding off the deck and is going to fall off by the time we break the other engine
>>3517846>>There's the lightning-charred corpse of a Shandian sliding across the deck. Loot it.This is how we get Wiper's Seastone Skates and a way to hurt Enel without relying on Armament.
Rolled 5 (1d100)Moustache-less old Flashy!Meanwhile, background roll.
>>3517869oof
>>3517869oh no
>>3517866>>3517846>Loot the corpse We need a way to reliably hit Enel.
>>3517869YESIT WORKEDI CAN POST MOTHERFUCKING IMAGES NOWAlso, that 5, ouchie.
>>3517869Ah, Skypeia. Everyone's dropping like flies.>>3517846>If you can get over to the other side and blow up the Dials on that one, the ship should fall away from the stalk...
Rolled 56, 68, 75, 60, 11, 12, 53, 54, 91, 71, 77 = 628 (11d100)>>3517878Further background rolls.
>>3517869Here's hoping that's Enel>>3517857>>3517853There's probably gonna be some ridiculous DCs involved but whatever, it's worth the try. Supporting.
>>3517879>Ah, Skypeia. Everyone's dropping like flies.Not with the way everyone's dropping 100s. Mores the pity really.
>not-sword>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for grabbing Corpsey This isn't a swordsmanship roll because you're using it as a whiplike tool instead. DC 78.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3517895
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3517895
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3517895i got this
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3517895Just got in. Good to see you're alive, OP.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3517895
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>3517895
>>3517900Y I K E SToo close Anon, too close
>>3517900that was way too fucking close
>>3517900I'm so glad your 4 secons late.
>>3517900Cockblocked it like a hero!
>>3517895>old flashy without his treasured moustache BLASPHEMY
But we still failed the DC...
>>3517915AGREED!
>>3517922not necesarily, our sword skill applies to the whip sword
>>3517928>This isn't a swordsmanship roll because you're using it as a whiplike tool instead.
>>3517928Hm, point. I forgot about that.
>>3517900DAMN YOUWhy couldn't you have posted a little earlier?!>55 + 2 for new weapon (Whip)= 57, DC 78, failDo you guys want to use your 24 hour crit? Otherwise his body's going over the edge.
>>3517936HmmmI don't see why not. I vote yes.
>>3517936Kinda want to so>Yes
>>3517936Sure.
>>3517936>Yesi want that impact dial... and those seastone skates
>>3517936NO.Stop wasting our get out of jail cards guys.
>>3517936since the daily crit dont trigger haki then yeah sure
>>3517936Yes. Anons made a good point about how useful those skates are
>>3517936NOOOOOOOOOO!GUYS WE'RE FIGHTING ENEL!AN OPPONENT SEVERAL TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN US, DON'T JUST WASTE VALUABLE RESOURCES ON IMPULSIVE DECISIONS
>>3517936Sure, we still got a few Nat100s to drop on killing Enel if we need them.
>>3517944>>3517952I mean, it's either this or try and rely on rolling a nat99+ to hit Enel, and the autocrit can't even help with that I'm pretty sure.
>>3517952We literally need to pass a 98 DC to even have a chance of hurting him. Meanwhile those seastone skates don't have that restriction.
>>3517943He had a reject dial,which unless Enel took off him, is better than an impact dial. It releases 10x the stored force as opposed to the 1:1 of an impact dial
>>3517952Wipers seastone skates could help a lot and the daily crit doesnt trigger haki so it wouldnt work as an Enel finisher
>>3517936>Yes
>>3517936no
>>3517956And figuring out how to use the skates on the fly sure is better.
>>3517968Anon, all we really need is the seastone itself. We don't need to use the damn things to skate around.
>>3517959indeed my b i knew it was one of the two. also he has a Burn Bazooka if i remember right which is also a cool pickup.
>>3517936Yes. Need those skates.
>>3517936yes
Rolled 53, 44, 8, 4, 83, 59, 13, 14, 27, 19, 77 = 401 (11d100)>burn da crit>100>original roll 57, acquired skill Whips +6Breathing hard, you keep a firm grip on the golden pole, whole your gaze latches on to the scorched body slowly sliding down the tilted deck, juddering as the great ship keeps pushing the bending stalk.It's going to fall off the ship if it tilts any more - which seems likely considering those still-working Jet Dials may not be functional much longer, not with how they must be ramming into the damn plant.Those weird shoes it's wearing... that's seastone.How the hell is there seastone up here?No, screw that, not important - You extend your Haki, searching for Enel, while one hands loosen it's grip and grabs at the stupid nor-sword instead. A whip, maybe? Yeah, you can form that.Scrabbling your feet across the deck to try and get a decent grip, you snap the not-sword out, iron-cloud uncoiling into long, flexible not-blade, and managing to grab around the man's arm as it knocks against some odd piping.Drawing the iron-cloud back into the hilt let's you tug him up, slowly and surely, as the ship keeps falling, grinding down against the green obstacle. Goddamn heavy assholes...One-handed, you drag the dick up, frustrated half by the slow speed at which you have to work to get that precious seastone, and half by the horrible wrenching in your hand and arm from trying to support yourself.It takes a bit of quick dexterity to switch, once you've pulled him close enough - the ship at least isn't tilting any more, even if it's still falling - and you manage to grab hold of him with your hand and locking your legs to grip him, while reaching back to snap the not-whip around the pole."I hate everything," you tell yourself, hand aching as you strip him of anything useful as quickly as you can.(Acquired Impact Dial, 2 Milky Dials, 2 Seastone Skates (4 Jet Dials attached)That done, you let the corpse go, to fall as it will, the roar of the functioning Jet Dials and rushing wind still deafening you.>Get inside the ship.>Trash the functioning Jet Dials on the side.>Jump off and up onto the already bent stalk above - maybe you can ride it to the ground?>Other?
>>3518051>>Trash the functioning Jet Dials on the side.
>>3518051>Trash the functioning Jet Dials on the side.
Rolled 9, 60 = 69 (2d100)>>3518051>mfw gan fell rolls two 77s in a rowhmm
>>3518051>>Trash the functioning Jet Dials on the side.>4>8oh no
>>3518051>>Trash the functioning Jet Dials on the side.More pissing off Enel? Sign me the fuck up.
>>3518061Gan Fell pass their save, it's fine. For now. The 9 in the background rolls is more of a concern.Heading for F O O D
>>3518051>(Acquired Impact Dial, 2 Milky Dials, 2 Seastone Skates (4 Jet Dials attached)Didn't this fucko have a Reject instead of a Impact Dial (I am aware i figured he had impact earlier but i'm a dumbo who hates skypia)
Before I go, how do you want to trash them? You'll heave to lean over the side which is very awkward.>Pistol-chan>Not-sword whip>Other?>>3518091Yes, it was a Reject Dial, not Impact, ignore my dumbfuckery. Also excellent taste in hating Skypiea, good job.
>>3518100>>Pistol-chan
>>3518100>>Not-sword whip
>>3518100>>Not-sword whipCould probably take more of them out with it.
>>3518100>not sword thing Pistol-chan is undoubtedly better than this...thing But they can only damage 1 target at a time so
>>3518051>Trash the functioning Jet Dials on the side.As a note, when we fight Enel again, we should attack him without even hesitate: Flashy has destroyed ark maxim (and all of Enel's dreams), so notThor is for sure going to pull some brief vengace speech bullshit like "YOU, YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING, I'LL DESTROY YOU". We should charge full speed and smash his balls with skate-kun before he says "HAVE", then decapitate him before he recovers from the seastone effect (and the horrible pain).
>>3518100>Not-sword whipsounds like the easiest solution, just swing it overboard and let it slam randomly into dials on the bottom of the ship, no real 'lean over the side' necessary.
>>3518123>fighting enel againPretty sure anons want to kill Enel for his fruit. So we probably won't fight him again
>>3518135I believe anon means when we return to the fight.
>>3518143I believe anon is being sarcastic.
>>3518143Ah I'm just an idiot then. Ignore me
>>3518153>>>/v/
As a question, If we fall, could we have one of those floating cloud dials ready? (Or use the weirdwip to create two helicopter blades and make it spis ultrafast so we can fly around while singing this:https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwiVubuFsajiAhVmD2MBHX4mAMcQxa8BCCYwAA&usg=AOvVaw0VTJzWxrN8ZFOD4xbU2nov
... was not expecting that shit in this thread, random troll or a bot that can get past the captcha?
>>3518158Just report and leave it alone, m8.
>>3518153Are..are you even posting on the right board...I am genuinely curious if you actually meant to post this here of all places.
>>3518160Nah just bait. Anons on /pol/ or /v/ try to raid other boards once in a while. Usually doesn't really work on /qst/.
>>3518206I mean, it's not even high quality bait. It's the equivalent of dumping a harpooned leather boot in the water with some string attached, and expecting the fish to bite. It's just not gonna work the way you think it will.
>>3518221Which is why it doesn't really work on a slow board like this, as opposed to other boards where it would have gotten 20 replys already.
>>3518159Yes to the first, I'm going to say no to the secondAlso, praise be to mods, that was quick.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for smashy-smashy swordwhip
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3518288
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>3518288Okay
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>3518288
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3518288
>>3518289>>3518290>>3518294Man, what's going on with our rolls today?
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3518288
>>3518298Well, it's probably a Silvers thread next, so Dice Gods are getting in practice. Either that or my bad luck over the last few days is rubbing off in-quest...>68 + 8 = 76, fairly decentishThe next step is to try and stop the ship toppling the giant stalk that your... currently allies? Erstwhile companions? Eventual arrestees? ... are climbing down.Uggggghhhh, you can never let Smoboss know about this. Ever.Gritting your teeth against the stabbing pain from your hand (definitely pulled or torn some muscles in there, Seasus it hurts), you force yourself to cling on to the railing, despite the ridiculous angle you need to hold yourself at, and use your other hand to lash out with the sword-whip-abomination.It can just about reach, though you need to pull youraelf a few steps along the railings - in ones and twos, the iron-cloud smashes or spears them, causing stuttering lurches as the pressure lessens. Your side of the ship lowers slightly, which is good - the ship also speeds up falling, which is not so good.You've smashed perhaps forty of the hundred or so on this side, stomach lurching unpleasantly as the wind howls even louder around the rapidly descending ship, the other side tearing through the outer layers of the stalk, and oh shit, shouldn't you be hitting the Upper Ruins layer soon -Your Haki blares a warning as lightning forms into a furious man just steps behind you.>Sword-whip him!>Jump off the side of the ship.>Dodge before he can attack you.>Other?
>>3518328>>Sword-whip him!>>Shoot him!If we jump off we're a sitting duck for lightning attacks
>>3518328>>Other?>Throw one of the seastone skates at him?Or just >>3518332
>>3518328>>Sword-whip him!
>>3518328>>Swipe at him with the seastone skates!>>This is my domain! Not yours jackass!
>>3518328>>3518338Actually, is he in melee range? Because if so I'd say go for >>3518340 instead.
Rolled 78, 66, 81, 45, 19, 22, 25, 59, 67, 9, 33 = 504 (11d100)Forgot.
>>3518332Supporting
>>3518342>Your Haki blares a warning as lightning forms into a furious man just steps behind you.I'd say yeah he's in Melee range.
>>3518340>>3518328This. We need seastone if we even want to stand a chance.
>>3518328>>Swipe at him with the seastone skates!
>>3518328>>3518340This.
>>3518340+1
>>3518328>>3518340support
>seeeastone>Roll 1d100, 3 rolls, needs 2 of them to beat DC 55.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3518379Dice gods please stop messing with us.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3518379
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>3518379
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3518379
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3518379
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3518379
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>3518384>>3518388Can't wait for our brand new Skates weapon skill
>it was actually DC 45, but you still passed so whatever(Chance to quickly change weapons is now 60%!)>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for punching Enel with a goddamn skateDC 80/100/110(I'll add +32/2 = 16 General Fitness bonus)>>3518393What's up with these late 90s?
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3518409pls.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3518409YEET
>>3518411......I just fucking give up.
>>3518411Hahahahaha!! So it begins!!!!
>>3518411AHAHAHAHA
>>3518411THAT'S THE DICE GOD I KNOW!
>>3518411Wew lad, you killed him!
>>3518411ahahahahaaAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>3518411YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3518411>>3518409here's hoping this isn't a 1
>>3518411YEET!
>>3518414Did we just bitchslap the fuck outta Enel with some fucking skates....?
>>3518411YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD.
>>3518409>What's up with these late 90s?This >>3518411HAHAHAHA
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3518411So... does this mean armament+seastone?
HOW MANY? HOW MANY 100S DO WE HAVE STORED?!
>>3518411I'm fucking dying
>>3518430Yes...I. How? Motherfucker.>>3518437Yes again...
>>3518411wait waht the fuckChecking the pastebinHow many goddamn 100s have you rolled you monster
>>3518411>OnePieceBaka !mWioCQF5EU x3>x3>X FUCKING 3This madman is blessed
>>35184489 now, and axis' crit is marked for the devil fruit>>35184563-4 I think
>>3518448I think 6-8 now, since we burned a few a while ago, although I think at least one of them's being used to guarantee us getting Enel's fruit if we kill him (WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE WE ARE).>>3518457I burnt one of my own to help Flashy not get destroyed when he went to save Sogeking, although I dunno if it ended up going through.
>>3518457What fucking sacrifices has he made for luck like this??
Do we need a badass line now too? As we cut up Enel with some fancy shoes. Gods never living this down, in any form of the afterlife.
RIP The OP
>>3518461WhoAnon's reroll was taken for that so you still have yours
>>3518411>Armament + Seastone + Standard Crit Bullshit Give us that fucking fruit you cunt.
>>3518463I DON'T KNOW!>>3518469Ah, okay.
>>3518461no someone else's crit got burned for that I've been keeping track. Anyhow with the power Vested in me by HR i dub thee OnePieceBaka "The Ludicrously Lucky"and >>3518459This anon is correct we are at 9 (Before using one to get Enel's fruit after we kill the fucker)>MFW to this entire situation
>>3518456BY OFFICIAL ORDER OF THE WORLD GOVERNMENTONE-PIECE 'NAT100' BAKACRIMES: ROLLING TOO MANY NAT100S, BREAKING REALITY, DESTROYING MY PLANSBOUNTY: 100,000,000You're heading straight to Impel Down, Baka-boy.
Just came back from mowing the lawn. Sat down, fell out of my chair laughing. Man I love this quest.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3518475You'll never take me alive!
>>3518459Thread 14 posts: 3480691, 3480998, and 3481062 for when Axis siad he was fine with using his crit. Don't know if Bob already counted it or not though
>>3518479Fuck!
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>3518479Well he got caught, now what level of Impel Down was he sent to?
>>3518411And he got dubsI CAN'T BELIEVE ENEL IS FUCKING DEAD>BPQM can be heard screaming out of their window>THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIS>Little do they know, we can
>>3518481Ironic, he could roll 100's but not for himself
>>3518475And now we have a reason to go to impel down: let's save BakaAnon! His luck Will bring us straight to the One Piece! Totally by accident!
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3518475>>3518479Did OnePieceBaka eat the Luck Luck Fruit?
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3518501Rolling to find the Luck Luck Fruit
As all of this transpires, I cannot see this situation any differently than a re-imagining of that one moment in TF2 Meet the Soldier video, only with Flashy instead of soldier, Enel instead of Spy, and a pair of seastone skates instead of a shovel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42d0WHRSckabout 1 minute in
What exactly are the Strawhats gonna think of us at this point? The only foe we've lost to has been alcohol.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3518518lmao, fuckin saved.Don't worry OPBaka, we'll come back for you. All we have to do Is roll a nat 100 to break you out!
Crit+seastone+armament.>QM throws us the most angry and scary fucker in the ark and we just stomp him, prepare for pic related you glorious spider.
Wonder how badly we’re gonna cut him up considering it’s armament + seastone. I don’t think he’ll be restarting his heart to escape to space like he did in canon. Sucks for him I guess.
>>3518541+dubs, as pointed out by >>3518484
>>3518522Gotta say, that's pretty fucking accurate.>>3518524I don't think any of the Strawhats are gonna see this sadly>TMW we bitch-slap a God>No-ones around to see itTypical for Flashman to be honest
We try really hard to convince the Straw Hats we killed ‘God’. Zero is the only one who believes us, because of cause his rival can kill god. Everyone else heard us tell Luffy that were totally cool and are sceptical about our claims.
>>3518551>ZeroWe doing a Maverick Hunter Quest crossover now?
>>3518549it is now my headcannon.>Be Robin>Be scared of the shit i've seen flashman do>Where is he after this whole crashing ship?>Make a eye on the ship after assuming he's stupid and up there>There he is!>Did he just bitch slap god within fuckin pair of rollerskates?!?!>Internal Panic intensifies>Robin's Face
No, it’s just autocorrect fucking me over. Again. Gotten used to it at this point really.
>>3518567Crashing ship thing?*With a pair of roller skates* i apologies for my shitty English I've dealt with children today and I'm brain tired
>>3518544HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>Flashy to his enemies from now on.
My hatred for OnePieceBaka is as deep as the ocean and as wide as yo momma.>>3518509YOU STOP THAT>100 + who even cares why do i bother planning anythingYou're not as fast as lightning, but you're faster than a regular man, and you're fast enough for a raging, arrogant 'God'.The instant you sense him hit the deck behind you, you're letting go to railing, agony-filled hand grabbing hold of one of the skates you'd shoved in your cannonball bag, and swinging it - almost like said cannonballs - up and around towards him.Letting go ofnthe railing means you stumble at gravity's command on the angled deck, half-falling, half-throwing yourself towards him, feeling the fraction of a second startlement as the man he's about to ambush suddenly seems to lunge closer instead of dodging, turning to reveal -A wedge of seastone, attached to a shoe, swinging and slamming into Enel's face.The seastone seems to shimmer black as it crunches vindictively into his nose.(Totally Mysterious Haki +1, DC 97 now...)Fuck. That's Armament. You just Armamented that fucker..... Armamented is a verb now.Enel flies backwards, accompanied by a howl of pain, and you fly with him (thanks gravity!), the both of you tumbling back and tripping, falling, Enel confused and PAIN PAIN PAIN as the seastone wedge keeps pushing him back and down, ship shuddering and falling and -And Enel's too-solid back slams down onto the deck, you toppling after, seastone still shoved against his bloodied and flattened nose as you kneel half on top of him, both of you bewildered at the sudden situation.>Punch him in the dick while the seastone's still on him!>Stab him with the sword-whip in your other hand!>Drop the whip and draw another weapon.>Other?>>3518559If you eat the Lightning Fruit, I'll be sure to send a shitload of bats and birds against you.
>>3518615>>Stab him with the sword-whip in your other hand!STAB HIM! STAB HIM NOW WHILE'S STILL TANGIBLE!
>>3518615>>Stab him with the sword-whip in your other hand!Alternatively>>Draw Pistol-chan and shoot the fuck
>>3518615>Stab him with the sword-whip in your other hand.Get fucked by your own Priest's weapon. Maybe if you cared enough to keep him alive this wouldn't have happened.
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