Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79 (Silvers Harry link at the top)In last episode’s thread of The Dog Whisperer, (thread 9.5 on suptg) Silvers Harry lost his memories, gained a handsome and mysterious companion named Stefan (he fluffy), and set out for a life of piracy beginning in East Blue. After his dad ordered someone else to take him there. Free taxi service, woo!Oh, and you got some weird, shitty Devil Fruit that doesn’t do much, and the Whitebeard Pirates have decided you’re their brother. Whatever.>ON THE WAAAAAAY (la la la) TO EAST BLUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEIt’s a beautiful day in the Calm Belt. The seastone hull means a lack of sea-king attacks. The experience of Spiky and Kato mean that the boat remains on course towards the East Blue despite night or day.In fact, this should be the last stop for resupply before you hit East Blue, which an increasingly aggrieved Spiky seems way too happy about. It’s almost like they don’t enjoy playing chauffeur for an amnesiac pirate-wannabe and his dog, but THAT’s too stupid to be the case.Stefan is adorable.“Feeeeeeed meeeeeeeee,” you politely request of Spiky, by looming over the back of his seat and resting your elbows on his shoulder. “Feeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeee......”He sure does twitch a lot lately. “We’ll be docking soon. You can eat then.”... Man, anyone would think he hadn’t enjoyed the last few days with you. Weird.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for your upcoming resupply destination!95+ is speshul.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3520516Let's rock!
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3520516
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>3520516Adventure ahoy
>>3520523>>3520525>>3520526Fitting start.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3520516
>>352053169 Quest begins...Mediocre start, Silvers Harry continues as he began! Even OnePieceBaka can’t save him now, although I’m disappointed you didn’t score the surprisingly-real Sniper Island.
>53Sulking in a mature and classy manner, you head up on deck, where Kato’s at the helm, keeping you on track with the help of her Eternal Poses.The island is already in sight - it’ll probably take just thirty minutes or so before you dock. You’ve never heard of Tock Island before, but being a Calm Belt island, you suspect it’s peaceful, lacking in piracy, and likely gets visitors in the form of Marines.Which probably explains why you were told to lie low and not attract any attention while you!re there and your two minions get supplies Easy enough! After all. All you want to do is...>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddy>Check out a weapons store because weapons. Duh.>Check out the bounty office to see who’s who in East Blue.>E A T E V E R Y T H I N G>Other?
>>3520550>>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddy
>>3520550>>E A T E V E R Y T H I N GSilvers is obviously powered by food like Flashman is powered by sugar (and JUSTICE somtetimes), so clearly this will help him not be such a mediocre idiot.
>>3520550>>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddyGotta reward this good boi
>>3520550>>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddyGotta have priorites.
>>3520550>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddyFollowed by>CONSUME, and procure food for new buddy as well
Rolled 65 (1d100)Heading homish, homies.Rolling for stuff.
Rolled 64 (1d100)Rolling for dice gods mercy on Harry in this thread
>>3520655It's MEDIOCRE TIMESuch as the thirty minutes I just spent teaching the difference between right and left. Seasus.>tithe for the great oneYeah, you need to get some creature comforts for your magnificent little buddy. He deserves only The Best, after all.With a little time remaining though, as you lean against the side and enjoy the view, you decide to>Talk to Kato. As a Redhaired pirate, she's probably led an interesting life, maybe.>Keep teaching Stefan how to sword. As a pirate, he must learn how to defend himself!>Practice with your own large stabbies. Guts and Griffith need a workout.>Other?
>>3520726>>Talk to Kato. As a Redhaired pirate, she's probably led an interesting life, maybe.
>>3520726>>Keep teaching Stefan how to sword. As a pirate, he must learn how to defend himself!
>>3520726>>Keep teaching Stefan how to sword. As a pirate, he must learn how to defend himself!I've long since abandoned the idea of Silvers being more than mediocre anymore. It's Stefan Quest now!
>>3520726>keep teaching stefan how to sword Red haired pirates are of no importance And we're already the best at stabby
>>3520726>>Talk to Kato. As a Redhaired pirate, she's probably led an interesting life, maybe.Remember that time that kid stabbed himself in the face, goooooood tiiiiiimes
>>3520726>Keep teaching Stefan how to sword. As a pirate, he must learn how to defend himself!
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3520775
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3520775HUNDDO FOR DOGGO
>swordogYou eye Kato for a moment as she checks some depth readings, before turning to look at Stefan, sunning himself across the deck."Stefan! Training time!"His head instantly perks up, ears picking and tail slamming happily against the wooden floor, as he scrambled to his paws and trots over. You've already unsheathed 'his' blade, a good-quality shortsword, and like the well-trained and intelligent dog that he is, he grasps the hilt carefully in his mouth as you hold it out to him."You're a good boy," you tell him solemnly, "but you must become a good sword-boy as well.""Bworf!" The tail continues to wag as Stefan gives muffled agreement.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for sword-doggo
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3520775K
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3520775
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3520779
Rolled 29, 37, 56, 1, 50, 33, 55, 40, 37, 31 = 369 (10d100)Best roll is 45.Rolling to shake some mediocrity out.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>3520779K again
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3520779
>>3520785Best roll is 88 because you deleted previous posts
>>3520785Well. You certainly did. Let's hope that actually did something.Also I was secretly hoping that Stefan would end up being better at swordplay than us
>>3520785>highest is 56>1How can best pupper be so meh?
>>3520785Holy mediocre +critical fail Batman.
>>3520789Votes and rolls count even if the original post was deleted, as they've always been
>>3520785>the highest roll was a 55>nat 1Is it a sign?
>>3520785well that certainly was a lot of mediocrity.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3520796Maybe we need to give Stefan guns like a Digimon. Just...strap a fuckload of cannons and guns to him. Dice gods do you agree?
>>3520800oh no
Rolled 2 (1d3)>45Apparently Stefan doesn't much feel like training today - he does a little, but gets more excited by the approaching landmass, and it doesn't take long before you give up and let him go and bork ferociously at the docks instead.Your four-legged disciple is lucky he's cute.Kato glances over as you step ashore, quickly followed by Stefan. "You've got your money, kid?"Your eyes gleam with the look of someone raised by Shakky. "Will you give me some if I say no?""Nah.""... Oh.">Roll 1d100, first 3 rolls, to see whether you're skint or flush.1 is best of, 2 is middle, 3 is worst of.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3520810Big money
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3520810middle goddamnit
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3520810Alright dice gods, what about money? Is that the encouragement?
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3520810
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3520810
>>3520812Just below averageHow does this keep happening
>>3520810>>3520812WHY IS EVERY ROLE SO MEDIOCRE
>>3520817>>3520818Maybe we should go sacrifice a goat or something. Or is this divine retribution for Flashman's crimes against the Dice Gods?
WE'RE THE FUCKING SON OF A MAN WHO IS YOUNKOU LEVEL THE NUMBER 2 TO THE KING OF THE PIRATES HE'S TRAINED US SINCE BIRTH TO BE THE BEST WHY ARE WE SO MEDIOCRE!!!
Rolled 54 (1d100)Rolling to break curse
>>3520822the real reason qm wanted to go back to silvers was to feel our rage after those ridiculous flashy rolls
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3520824Rolling to find a camera. Maybe this will be the One Piece Photographer Quest...
>>3520828Perfectly mediocre, as all things should be
so what happens if a poneglyph eats a devil fruit?
Rolled 23, 45, 29, 65, 73, 32, 40, 33, 57, 33 = 430 (10d100)>>3520813At least it wasn't worst of!>49You have... a few hundred beri. That's lunch sorted, and maybe a few necessities, but you're not going to be getting anything fancy. Not like Stefan deserves.Still, you're sure you can find a way to pick up a little extra cash while you're ashore, right?"I have cash," you explain to Kato. "Tons of it. I'm rich, you know."She stares at you. "Uh huh.""And, um, my Devil Fruit actually makes gold. Just so you know.""Uh huh." She waves you off. "Be back by 10 PM, and stay clear of any Marines. And if any Whitebeard Pirates turn up, we don't know you."Rude.You scowl at her, turn your nose up, and venture into town, your noble dog ambling alongside.>First up - food!>Gotta get more money before anything else...>Take a wander and see the sights.>Other?>>3520824Mmmmmmm yeeeesssss it's so goooooooddddRolling to shake out the nat100s so you can't use them.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3520831Rolling to Thanos Snap the Curse
>>3520833>gotta get mo money fo mo problems
>>3520833>Procure funds with Stefan by doing a street performance. You have devil magic you can fool suckers into giving you cash with.
>>3520833>First up - food!At least get something to eat first, then we can try to get more money for a dinner feast!
>>3520832You get Kaido
>>3520833>>Gotta get more money before anything else...
>>3520833>>Gotta get more money before anything else.
moolah"We need cash, Stefan," you tell him, while he happily sniffs a moving, clockwork statue of what's presumably some local hero. His arm waves surprisingly smoothly as the small cogs turn. "Sweet, sweet beri. I mean, we could steal stuff - no, don't pee on that - but there's a Marine base here, so that might cause problems."Hmmm. How to get cash - while lying low and not attracting attention...>Pickpocketing should be easy, right? Even little kids can do it!>Put on a street show with your fluffy assistant!>Find a gang or something blatantly illegal. Then rob them! Who are they gonna report it to, the cops? HA!>Find a casino or gambling house and try your luck!>You don't have a bounty yet, so find a local criminal and turn them in for their own bounty!>Other?
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3520854>Find a casino or gambling house and try your luck!Behold, luck.
>>3520854>You don't have a bounty yet, so find a local criminal and turn them in for their own bounty!
>>3520857>put on a show with GODfan
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3520859What could possibly go wrong?
>>3520863Apparently Hitler.
>>3520857>Find a gang or something blatantly illegal. Then rob them! Who are they gonna report it to, the cops? HA!
>>3520857>>You don't have a bounty yet, so find a local criminal and turn them in for their own bounty!
>>3520857>You don't have a bounty yet, so find a local criminal and turn them in for their own bounty!
Rolled 91, 57, 98 = 246 (3d100)>>3520865I mean, I was thinking that 88 is good fortune in China, but it means Nazis too, I guess...Rolling to keep dice fresh and non-mediocre.
>>3520857>Go do street performances with your fluffy assistant>>3520871Its also Double Khorne. Blood for the Blood God.
>>3520871Whoah, good dice...>bounty timeThere's only one sensible thing for you, a professional and mature soon-to-be pirate to do...Hunt. Bounties.>Check out the local bounty office first, see who the wanted locals are.>Just look for criminals. Maybe ask around. It's like investigating, right?>Other?
>>3520874>Check out the local bounty office first, see who the wanted locals are.
>>3520874>>Check out the local bounty office first, see who the wanted locals are.
>inb4 they have a really old picture of our father here and they try to arrest us because we look like him.
>>3520885Just gotta draw a big Gol D. Rogers moustache on yourself to confuse them.>bounty officeHoraloga Town is a bastion of everything clockwork apparently, including an absolute crapton of watch- and clock-shops in the tourist area. Still, you find someone who points the way to the local bounty office, which isn't too far; you get there sharpish, except for two stops for people to pet Stefan.Totally understandable.The bounty office is clean and neat, latest posters pinned to a board on the wall, a bored-looking Marine reading something behind the reception desk. She glances up at you when you enter, pegs you as a bounty hunter by the mass load of weapons attached to you, and goes back to reading. Ha! Gullible fool! Little does she know that she stan- okay, sits - in the presence of Silvers Harry!... And Stefan......... More importantly, there's three bounties that look promising. But which one to choose?>'Fleshcutter' Griselda, local crime boss, bounty 50,000 beri>Malko 'Deft Touch' Ben, local sneak-thief and burglar, 35,000,000>'Phantom' (real name unknown), a travelling assassin apparently suspected of being on the island to kill some famous local, 75,000,000 beri.>Nah, you got other stuff to do.
>>3520928>>'Phantom' (real name unknown), a travelling assassin apparently suspected of being on the island to kill some famous local, 75,000,000 beri.Go big or go home.
>>3520928>>'Phantom' (real name unknown), a travelling assassin apparently suspected of being on the island to kill some famous local, 75,000,000 beri.Go big or go home
>>3520935
>>3520928>>'Phantom' (real name unknown), a travelling assassin apparently suspected of being on the island to kill some famous local, 75,000,000 beri.This can only end well
>>3520934...one second difference. Single missing period. Anon how are you reading my mind
>>3520928>'Fleshcutter' Griselda, local crime boss, bounty 50,000 beri
>>3520928>phantom Big, home
>>3520950at least it was before i fucked everything up
>>3520928>>'Fleshcutter' Griselda, local crime boss, bounty 50,000 beriWith a moniker like Fleshcutter, I think it's safe to assume they are not a nice person. We won't feel bad about this.
>le phantom"Hey, this Phantom guy," you call to the Marine on duty, "there's no proper photo? Or idea of where he'll be?" Just a hand-drawn picture of a vague figure in a long, black cloak and hood. Great.The Marine looks up, pursing her lips. "Just that sketch. As for location, all we know is that he sent a calling card that he was going to kill one of the local bankers - Marius Gilding - sometime this week."... An assassin who sends calling cards. Weird. "So... I should hang out near a bank?"The Marine sighs, turning a page of her book. "Mr Markus is in hiding somewhere for the rest of the week, doubtless with a ton of bodyguards. I doubt you'll find him OR Phantom.">That sounds like a challenge!>Maybe one of the others would be easier to find instead...>Other?
>>3520971>>That sounds like a challenge!That phantom guy'll never see it coming
>>3520971>>That sounds like a challenge!
>>3520971>That sounds like a challenge!We have a good boi who could find them
>>3520971>>That sounds like a challenge!>>Captain Stefan lead the way!
>>3520971>That sounds like a challenge!
>>3520971>>That sounds like a challenge!>>Buuuuut also get the location of 'Fleshcutter' while you're here. Not that you'll fail! Just in case you get bored, or finish up super fast, obviously.
>no problemYour eyes narrow in glee as you straighten to your full, magnificent, nearly-6-feet height. "That sounds like a challenge!""It's not.""Stefan!"He cocks his head at you. "Borf?""We're hunting down... the Phantom!""It's just 'Phantom'," the Ensign corrects."Same thing!" You fold your arms, deep in TACTICS and STRATEGY as you figure out how best to seek put this nefarious killer...>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!>(Track down this banker guy. Phantom must be near him!)>(Stand on a rooftop and yell for Phantom to come out and fight you. Genius!)>Other?
>>3520988>>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!Stefan is Silvers' Pistol-chan
>>3520988>>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!He's the most competent member of our crew.
>>3520988>>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!
>>3520988>>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!Pistol-chan ain't got nothin'
>>3520988>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!
>mfw you rely on luck in Mediocre QuestAll right, don't say I didn't warn you.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for goodboi
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>3521006
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3521006
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3521006But this is Stefan's luck
>>3521013Bork.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>3521006
>>3521013Oh wow.
>>3521013HAIL STEFAN
>>3521013And that's how Stefan found the One Piece.
>>3521029>Stefan found the One Piece>Stefan is the One Piece
>>3521013You're right. I apologise for my blasphemy.Also, what the fuck.Need an early night tonight, sorry guys. Back tomorrow with, um... Phantom, I guess. CHUUNI VS CHUUNI ACTION! Only in Mediocre Quest!
>>3521006We're not relying on luck, we're relying on Stefan!
>>3521038You see we're ridiculously average, but when we hold Stefan? We found the Yami Yami, escaped Whitebeard, and now found a professional assassin
Rolled 76 (1d100)That's the secret, we invoke Stephan and the dice will flow.
>Be Wyper, last of clan>And apparently dead. Without having taken vengeance on the one calling himself "God".>At least your ancestors are understanding, not that it wipes the shame of failure from--oh what the fresh hell is this shit?!>Some land dwelling mongloid has somehow made it up to here, apparently just to loot your corpse. What, nooo, you're not mad.>You're absolutely livid. Damned monkey, he might as well "tea bag" your corpse while he's at i-->Wait.>Did he just-->Holy shit, he did! He just spun around and jammed your skates straight into Enel's nose! You can barely keep yourself from laughing!>Now all that he needs to do is--oh wow! Blondie just offed him with one of his priests' weapons! >Okay, yeah, you can definitely rest in peace now. All thanks to the land dweller who didn't fuck around.Only way this could get better for Wyper is if Flashy were a relative through more bloodline bullshit.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3521122Rolling for Kaidoggo Ou
Rolled 14 (1d100)Rolling for Ace's death on this timeline
Rolled 70, 56, 15, 61, 16, 84, 3, 76, 41, 12 = 434 (10d100)>>3522173>Even in another thread he keeps jobbingRip Fail AbsAlso preemptively getting rid of the mediocrityIt's Crit or Bust bois
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3522173Rolling for Luffy's death
I think I found 30 yo. Flashman's theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA
Sorry guys, feel absolutely shit and gonna sleep for the rest of today. Updates tomorrow. IF I LIVE.
>>3522342Holy shit I think you did.Generally happy and upbeat tune with hints of adventure and 'stuff is happening' in the background, occasionally morphing into full on badass with lightning flashes accenting it, only to get back to the happy upbeat tune afterwards.Also, now I have to go and see what that game is about, because that theme is a banger and a half.
>>3522351Rest in PepperoniBut no really, take all the time you need. Health is important yo
>>3522351>bemoan the death of gun x glory quest>gets sick just when it returnsbeing qm is suffering
>tmw you drew a In loving memory image for enel for when he died but the the fact we fucking crit killed him in two moves made you forgetOppsDay 341, It still hasnt posted. I'm beginning to suspect I've died and this is my special tormentDay 457, it said that the captcha was mityped again. I'm starting to hate captchaDay 679, I suppose it my fault for using up my mobile data, but at this point I've lost all nutrients. I don't think I'll make it to the end of this thread. Is this the will of the dice gods. To curse me to this eternal torment. I hope that one day my post will be reached though i fear i wont be there to see it. Will onepiecebaka roll more 100's? Will we get more 69's? Will BPQM finally have her plans fulfilled? I doubt the chances of that last one.The post. It temps me. It mocks me.Am I truly alone? Is this how the edgy anon falls. Not in a hail of shitposts, but in a whimper before being blown out by Captcha? How...disappointing.Day 894Sometimes I wonder why I'm still here. Is it cause I want praise. Because I feel it's my duty. Maybe I'm just a stubborn fool. I wish it would end. I've started seeing things. Things that shouldn't be, that 't be.Day 932The green cat made Tumblr. Serikyou was sych a lobby by tax printer. Dull is justice!Day 1089I remember I had a friend who was going to let me post the image on their phone. I didn't cause it was of slightly less on their phone. I regret that I didn't just use their phone.
>>3522987It was not worth the wait
>>3523198To be honest, breddy good, I like it.The nips could be a tiny bit lower.The collar bones look a bit off, connect together too smoothly?Face is somewhat unsymmetrical.Literally no mouth and has to scream.
>>3523234Logia users can end up very fucked when they're hit mid-transformation with seastone
>Meanwhile, sometime in an alternate future Archeologist QuestOkay, roll to get sympathy from Flashman; you've got a nice bonus of +30 thanks to that story of yours.>One anon rolls a natural 100...Yeah, I'm...I'm going to have to rewrite some things. I'll be right back.>2 hours laterhttps://youtu.be/2O4YXW-GmGIGently patting you on the head with a warm smile, Flashman says he's going to have a word with Spandam regarding your holding conditions. It isn't long before you hear much yelling, along with screams of pain, possibly some having their bones broken, and then silence.Flashman then comes back into your cell, smiling, as if the chaos outside hadn't happened. "Well, wouldn't you know it, I got lost looking for him, and meanwhile that handsome devil Arthur came in and caused a mess! Clearly, Enies Lobby isn't safe enough to hold you, I'll have to take you elsewhere."Congratulations, you gained a possible husbando with op bullshit. I need a freaking drink.>Alternativly, with 3 natural 100s or morehttps://youtu.be/loTcZHoIYfQIn the distance, from Flashman's arms, you can see the smoldering remains of Enies Lobby, the result of his unbridled wrath. And yet, you feel safe within those very arms that very recently laid waste to your prison. That handsome, yet somewhat goofy grin, also does wonders to alleviate all your previous worries. Perhaps, together, you can face whatever challenges lie in the future. With that, you both share a tender kiss.Screw it, quest over, you essentially have weapon lord Raiden as your husband now. I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.>The players' faces, despite having ended the quest
>>3523361delet this.It's amusing and true to quest, but delet for BPs sake.
>>3523361And from the ashes of that quest comes the Inevitable sequel when OP realizes there Is too much to leave hanging but can't continue the quest as Is.Marine Photographer Archeologist's Husband Quest: Rising Revengeance In which Flashman takes on the world government and the celestial dragons.
>>3523361Absolutely based Now the only problem will be dealing with your in laws and his grandparents private club
Guess who has motherfucking heatstroke or some shit, it's meeeeeeeeI'm spending today in bed as well, you guys can continue lewding or whatever I feel too sick to even careYou're all dead when I get back though kthnxbai
>>3524041Fuck sake, mate. Drink some water and get some rest.
>>3524041....does that mean we can ship Noodle x Merry?
>>3524041Don't die plsI wouldn't be able to take another Crusty incident
>>3524119Crusty incident?
>>3524139QM for a very well-regarded quest that died abruptly after a period of illness.He is missed.
>>3524147Damn. What quest?
>>3524201Homeless Mutant Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Homeless%20Mutant%20Quest
>>3524147Crusty died?
>>3524335Not sure if it's confirmed, but the dude had cancer and suddenly vanished from the Internet without a word. It was sad.I am sad.
>>3524596>watch Deadpool>die of cancerSuch is the irony of life.
>>3524596NoooooI loved that quest and gm
Sooo, what are the odds we get totally-not-Mjollnir by asking a smith to make a hammer through some odd contrivance of 1s and 100s?"Yeah, I got your hammer, enjoy! Ahahaha--""It's...perfect! How did you know to make it so heavy yet so small?! You're a genius!""You're...welcome...? (What in the actual fu--)"And then Flashman became Thor, by heavily abusing electromagnetic shenanigans to have his hammer return to him after throwing it.
>>3525296If we get a hammer, I vote to put Reject Dial on one side and a Jet Dial on the other.>activate Jet>hit someone with a hammer>Reject absorbs all force, making what looks like an incredibly strong hit feel like being smacked with a pool noodle>enemy gets overconfident>"Oh, sorry, let me try that again">he actually does>repeat, but this time activate Reject when hit connects
>>3525716i like this idea.Also that parallel to the Ussop Hammer is good too
>>3525717It would be nice if we could have some sort of mechanism to have it pop out or into the hammerhead, so we can still still Jet-smash stuff without Reject being involved at all.Or, if such mechanism is out of the question, at least have it forged in a way that we can still hit stuff with the Jet side of things, like have Jet Dial attached in a way that redirects the jet through a series of tunnels to come out of the back of the hammerhead so there is no danger in damaging the dial when hammering.If none of those options are available, I guess we can still normally hammer things with a side of the head, with Jet on one end and Reject on another.Or, the absolute best option, just hand-wave it and say that it just works, like repeating flintlock pistols.
>>3525750Honestly I’m of the opinion we have to many weapons as it is. We should stick to Ka-tan, cutlass, jitte, pistol, fans, cannonball and hammer and keep it at that. No meteor hammer, no lance, no dials no sword whip etc. We’re reaching the point where learning new weapons is just slowing us down. The above weapons plus the gorogoro no mi gives us all the versatility we need. Heavy and light short and long range options, logia defenses and fruit enhanced observation haki.
>>3525846But that's literally the opposite of what we're going for.More weapons we master the closer we get to a complete weapon mastery skill where every weapon possible is automatically + whatever.Pick up a broom and use it like we've trained for years in broom combat.
>>3525859>Pick up a broom and use it like we've trained for years in broom combat....Damn, now I want to see the Navy Seals copy pasta modified to fit broom combat
>>3525876>I have over 300 confirmed floors cleaned
>>3525859Except it’s getting to the point that we’re forgetting all the shit we have and we’re wasting time training stuff we’ll never use. (Billiards for example.) Not to mention carrying around all this stuff is kinda ridiculous. A sack of cannonballs, two more cannonballs connected by a chain, a pistol, a lance, a sword whip, three different swords etc.If you want to pick up anything and use it as a weapon (though why we would ever need to do this considering all the fucking weapons we always have is beyond me and even if we DO get disarmed completely somehow, we now have our fruit) we can just get an improvised weapon skill. Bam. Ladders, vases and brooms are now deadly instruments in our hands. No need to train literally every weapon in existence.
>>3525881
>>3525878>I am trained in guerilla floor-care
We should kill someone with a devil fruit at some point. Literally the fruit.
>>3525954>Inb4 Nat 1 and we accidentally feed them the fruit
>>3525954>>3525960That would be an easy way to kill a Devil Fruit user. Just force feed them a fruit and watch them go kapoom.
>>3525967We could cook something for an enemy but instead of poison, use a devil fruit.
>>3525972Mix a DF and seastone into a cake and send it to whitebeards pirates?
>>3525976Nah, Devil Fruit juice spray bottle.
>Bpqm still not back>Concerned.png
>>3525883Hes kind of right.The argument of 'you can now use anything as a weapon you were training in for years' holds no water when we are toting our own personal armory on our backs 24/7, we simply dont need that ability because we have all the weapons we could ever need or want always at hand.On the other hand having so many weapons is cool, and using them all is even cooler.Thus we should start developing our own style of fighting that would incorporate ALL of our weapons.I imagine that after getting our quickdraw, iado and weapon-swapping skills up enough, we will be able to fight by cycling through our weapon collection and taking a swing with each of them, seamlessly, in the heat of combat.And with each new weapon we pick up, train and incorporate into it, the skill it all rolls in gets stronger and stronger.Thats how I see our Living Armory Style.
>>3526053Somone must have been waifuing
>>3526138Can't believe BP finally died from the curse.
Nah, BP isn't dead guys. Just dying from heatstroke.I'm kidding, she's probably fine
>>3526101This is what I was envisioning as well. Constantly shifting weapons and styles mid combat and forcing our opponents to adapt or die.
>>3526893But then zolo will be buttmad that we aren't technically swordsman And for a non-meme answer, if we do that we're going to have to stop having emotional klau connections with our weapons, or else the love will spread too thin and then none will awaken
>>3527266We just have to convince Zolo that anything can be a sword with enough skill and the right mind set.
>>3526548I'm feeling better this morning, might make a doctor appointment later. Think we'll actually get some updates today, wow gee gosh, well done me.>>3527584Do you really want to give him ideas? You want Zoro tri-wielding/firing shotguns and calling them swords?
>>3527675Thank goodness, happy to hear it.Also, yes.
>>3527266Harry has more than enough love for all his children, and his snake, and his many many dads. He'll definitely get them all to awaken.
>>3527675>Zoro goes full /k/>Oh shit>Rapid fire Incendiary shotgun spread 'sword' style, with all the bonuses that apply Armament haki and allHit the fucking deck no one's getting out of that alive
>>3527266>awakenThat reminds me.After our talk with Zoro back at Alabasta, and now after meeting Merry, we HAVE TO haki-poke our weapons.We always were feeling a special connection with our weapons afterall.Also, for even more feels haki-poke Wado to maybe get another insight into Zoros story.
Okay, so.Guess who realised Gun x Glory was up again, started reading, and then ran out of phone data?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA short run today because I’m using pub WiFi and won’t be able to run at home, hahahahaha I hate everything.Good news, my data refreshes on the 26th. Don’t know if I’ll be able to run tomorrow because it’s busting-out-of-the-womb anniversary anyway, so just presume I’ll be drunk all day tomorrow.Writing now for STEFAN QUEST.
>>3528026>Guess who realised Gun x Glory was up again, started reading, and then ran out of phone data?acceptable
"Ah, come on, sis! I need to take the Wado back so my eternal rival can have a chance!""No! :p""You're just being childish now; that's my shtick, dang it! ...I have a stupidly brilliant idea.""Are you wielding Tashigi as a sword?!""It the only way I could effectively bring the sword with me. Also, come on, you've seen me wield stranger.""Shut up and swing me at Zoro already!"
>99 - you will eventually find Phantom, the question is WHERE and HOWyour name is STEFAN and you are a GOODBOY. many friends have told you this! this is GOOD.today you are away from the big wet and on a big dry. there are many smells. this is GOOD too! your new big friend with the yellow fur and big metal teeth has taken you for WALKIES so you can investigate the new and exciting smells. he does not let you chase a cat. this is NOT GOOD.big tooth friend say, “Stefan!” this is you! a GOODBOY! “Fetch Phantom!”you know ‘fetch’. fetch is GOOD! you don’t know ‘phantom’. not know is NOT GOOD. you tell big tooth friend this by saying, “Borf! Bwuff!” and wag tail very hard.big tooth friend... stupid. big lots stupid. but he pets you nice, so you give him lick anyway. poor stupid big tooth friend. he a GOODBOY but litter-runt.well, big tooth friend enjoys playing, and playing is GOOD! you will play the fetch game with him, and he will be happy. because you are a GOODBOY.“Wuff!” you run from this big brick house of boring smells into street of exciting smells. back inside, big tooth friend sound happy, say human words to bad-coat not-friend before following you.“Go on, Stefan,” he say. “I’ll follow you!”where can you play that will make big tooth friend have most fun...?>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!>sewers! lots and lots of exciting smells! and rats!>big house you passed before, with many-lots recent human smells, and singing and shouting coming out. humans like singing! and shouting!>Other?>>3528038It would improve your reach greatly AND Tashigi would get a loophole around your eternal dibs! Genius, she’d go for that 100%.>>3528029#fuck0phelia2030
>>3528051>>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!Also happy early-birthday, since I'm probably not gonna be awake long enough for a proper one before you get shitfaced from all the caffeine, since I'm pretty sure that's how spiders work?
>>3528051>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!>he a GOODBOY but litter-runt.Glorious
>>3528051>>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!Oh boy.Glad you're only somewhat dead. Enjoy GxG
>>3528051>>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!
>>3528051>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!
>>3528054Yes, that’s exactly how spiders work. Caffeine and the occasional fly.>big not-friend houseStefan is definitely on the hunt! He leads you onwards with all the confidence of a natural tracker, tail wagging a mile a minute as he does. It only takes you a few minutes of chasing him through the streets, dodging shoppers, before you realize where he’s headed.The local Marine base.Of course! If you were a travelling assassin, where better to hide than right under the noses of the local Marines?! It’s almost as genius as you are!“Stefan you’re the goodest of boys,” you tell him, proud, as he stops to let you catch up with him. He borks and shoves his wet nose against your boot. Thanks, little dude.... Then he breaks off again, while you're busy coming up with a cunning plan, and hurtles past the surprised pair of infantry guarding the entrance, into the base itself.Oops.>CHASE AFTER HIM, they probably won’t try to shoot, right?>Talk to those sentries, one of them can go fetch him out for you.>Head around the base and see if there’s any way to sneak in.>Other?
>>3528089>>CHASE AFTER HIM, they probably won’t try to shoot, right?What could possibly go wrong?I mean, besides us getting shot. Again.
>>3528089>>CHASE AFTER HIM, they probably won’t try to shoot, right?
>>3528089>CHASE AFTER HIM, they probably won’t try to shoot, right?
>>3528089>CHASE AFTER HIM, they probably won’t try to shoot, right?>Yell THERE ARE ASSASSINS AFOOT! FOLLOW THAT GOOD BOI
u is chasing GOODBOI STEFAN>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3528118Here's my birthday present of a heart attack for you
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3528118
>>3528120Ah, damn, nevermind.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3528118
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3528123This is Mediocre Quest. No heart attacks here!... Rolling for regular Flashy heart attacks.>>3528124Awwww, if you’d got a 66 to go with the 44 and 55, I’d have given a bonus. Oh, well.
>>3528126So flashy ded quest over?
>>3528126i can't believe flashman is fucking dead
>>3528120>>3528121>>3528124Ahhhh Mediocrity>>3528126Rip QM
Glad to see you alive, OP.>>3528126>1 on a heart attack checkAnd that the dice are the same as ever. Does that mean Flashy is dead, or does he have the best heart on the seas?
Well, everyone, we had a good run, but it looks like Flashy went and died on us. I’m sure we’ll all remember the good times he gave us, like when he ate candy... or fell through a roof... or ate more candy... or fell overboard and nearly drowned,But now’s the time to accept our loss, wrap him up in a newspaper, and throw him in a dumpster.Please join me next week for the all-new Roronoa Zoro Swears Revenge On Fate For Killing His Rivals And Tries To Stab Reality Quest!
>>3528140Jokes on him he needs to go through the stairway to heaven to accomplish that
Rolled 46, 39, 42 = 127 (3d100)>64Marine rolls and Stefan roll
>>3528149>Stefan getting mediocre rollsWhat is this blasphemy?
>>3528151all the bullshit is saved for Flashy, this i mediocre quest
>congrats, you somehow managed to beat both Marines AND stay on Stefan’s tail despite mediocrity.“‘S’CUSE ME,” you request, blitzing past the pair of Marines while they’re still trying to figure out why a dog just ran past them, and if they should be chasing it or not.“Wait, you can’t g-!”Nah, you don’t have time for that. Stefan’s waggy tail vanishes off from the entrance hall, down a corridor, and you promptly give chase. Ignoring the white walls and occasional (confused) passing Marine or civilian staff, you follow him through winding corridors and up stairs, his claws thankfully loud against tiled floors.How fast can Stefan go?!>Roll 1d100, best of 3>>3528151He WANTS you to catch up with him, duh. What a goodboi!
Enel kick-started his heart with his devil fruit so we still can still survive this
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3528161
Rolled 61 (1d100)Go Stefan Go!
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3528161
>>3528165M E D I O C R I T Y>61It’s a random encounter!>Roll 1d100, best of 3 again, to see who the flipping flip it is.If you manage to roll 98+ I’ll make it Smoker or Sengoku, just because you’re not gonna roll over 70 anyway.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3528170Is that a challenge?
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3528170Mediocrity pls go
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3528170You just jinxed it
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>3528170Fucking lol mediocrity.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3528170>>3528171>>3528172>>3528173Oof, she was rightRolling for the lolsInb4 nat100
Rolled 35, 45, 59, 61, 39, 56, 22, 3, 89, 76 = 485 (10d100)Removing mediocrity>>3528181STILL goddamn mediocreDice reeeeeeeeee
Rolled 88, 82, 19, 20, 27, 10, 78, 5, 29, 40, 29, 80, 78, 98, 13, 89, 2, 15, 12, 46 = 860 (20d100)Curse breaking roll
>>3528181Not even past 70
>>3528181what the fuckDoes BPQM have the luck-luck fruit and has been refraining from using it outside of Silvers' threads, or what?
>>3528186>>3528187They're STILL below median fuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk
>>3528171Not even OnePieceBaka can save Silvers Harry from his incredible averageness!>48“Stefan! Get back here, you’re too faAAACK!”You were aware of the split in the corridor up ahead, really - it’s just that your own own running and yelling was too loud for you to hear what’s must have been footsteps coming from along said split.You run straight into the person stepping out, or more precisely, the giant pile of paperwork they’re carrying.The pair of you go down, but the paperwork up - and around - and pretty much everywhere, in fact, pristine sheets of paper fluttering through the air in a flurry of dead trees.“You idiot!”You lift your head from the floor, turning it to see a furious Marine - infantry - pushing herself to her feet, amidst the remaining sheets floating gently to the ground.“What are you DOING, running around like a- who are you?!” She glares down at you, snatching a now-rumpled page before it can land on her head,“Borf?” Stefan’s head, tilted in curiosity, appears from around a corner ahead.>I’m... a contractor. Here to repair... stuff.>That’s classified, soldier!>... I’m lost.>Other?Rollin’ for mediocrity.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3528196So medicore I misspelt dice! Incredible!
>>3528196>"I'm TRYING to get My Very Good Boy Dog back."
>>3528196>>That’s classified, soldier!I hope Silvers can learn to bullshit like Flashy.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3528196>FlirtYou can't stop me from thirsting QM>Inb4 super mediocre
>>3528201>above-averageFucking hell, Silvers really is just bizarro Flashy isn't he?
>>3528196>>3528201Shit, you might be onto something. Maybe Silvers Harry threads are opposite day threads.+1
>>3528196>>That’s classified, soldier!
>>3528202>>3528204>>3528207Maybe... Maybe Silvers is Flashy Alter?
>>3528196>>That’s classified, soldier!You only have one weapon and are a paperpusher. I have many weapons ergo I am of higher ranking.And happy b-day tomorrow QM. Coincidentally, it'll also be mine. Coincidentally again, I'll also be drinking myself to death. To Gun X Glory's return and poorly functioning livers!
>>3528196>>3528201+1 to flirtOnly to stun or bamboozle thoNo lewd in this Christian Minecraft thread
You know what? If you guys can get above 80, I’ll allow Silvers to flirt with people. If you get above 90, I’ll actually allow him to maybe, possibly get a waifu.If you nat 100, I’ll let you seduce Hina or something. But still not Tashigi.>ROLL 1D100, BEST OF 3Currently writing for ‘classified’, but let’s see whether Silvers Flashy really is the anti-Flash.
>>3528217Wait, wait... 3 to classified and 3 to flirt. Waiting for tie-breaker.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3528217I would say ANTI-JUSTICE, but last time I tried to roll for JUSTICE I got a nat 1, so...
Rolled 1 (1d100)Waifu time
>>3528222Sounds about right
>Flirt
>>3528222
>>3528222Quick, someone roll a nat100 to counteract this!
>>3528222GODDAMMIT
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3528217>>3528222Wew. Here's the counter-jinx.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3528217FLIRT DAMN YOU DICE FLIIIIIIIRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
>>3528222This is the best birthday gift ever, thank you so much. I’ll treasure it forever, after I’m done laughing my guts up.Well, thanks to >>3528226 it looks like you’re voting to flirt. I’ll allow it this once as I kind of already said you could, and thanks to this brilliant natural seductive ability of yours, you’ll have a -10 malus to it.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to hit on this poor Marine.If you guys want to vote for a pick-up line too, feel free.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3528222rolling for stefan getting a waifu
Rolled 82 (1d100)I'll redeem myself for the chance at a waifu
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>3528242
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3528242Time for you to die of either a heart attack or side-implosion.
>>3528209Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLOW GxG FAN, LET US DESTROY OUR LIVERS TOGETHER. Or lives. One of the two.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3528242Has to be an a absolutely awful line either way
>>3528222In a sudden turn of events, Hina seduces Silvers Harry.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3528242>The sea is blue, the sky is too.>I'm the man that fell for you.
>>3528249Or not, fuck.Maybe I should just stop trying to predict my rolls.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3528246Not actually that bad. Although think of poor Smoboss who’s dreaming this shit. You really want him to dream of you seducing someone? Really? Poor papaSmo gonna be in therapy for a long time...>>3528253absolutely awfulAny more votes for lines?Rolling for her flirtation-resistance, needs to beat 72 to resist your wiles (haha, Flashy with wiles, haha).
>>3528264Well, fuck.
>>3528264THE POWER OF SLICK RHYMES
>>3528264Wait, did we actually manage to seduce someone? With a fucking nat 1?...Silvers IS bizarro Flashy.
>>3528264>>3528269Holy Fuck Silvers really IS a smooth operatorThat -10 seems like a +10
>>3528264>We actually seduce someoneIn that case I absolutely vote for >>3528253
>>3528264>Smoboss dreaming of us as a pirate when a darkness logia>Flashy rejoins him in after Skypeia having joined a pirate crew and with light(ning) logiaHow hard is he gonna flip
>>3528270>>3528272>>3528273No, she just has shit taste. Although considering I’d already come up with most of her character, it fits.Anyhoo, are we going with that seductive rhyme, or any other votes for what to say to her?Also: fingerguns yay/nay
>>3528264I think I know why Silvers is thirst worthyHe has the Sexy Rayleigh Smirk™ he got from his old man
>>3528285I guess since this is actually happening, no fingerguns. Silvers don't do no fingerguns.
>I knew it! the Angel-Angel Fruit is real!
>>3528285>Also: fingerguns yay/yayI don't understand this question. How are we supposed to choose?
>>3528285Fingerguns yay, but they have to be SIDEWAYS fingerguns. Because bizarro, or something.
>>3528285Yes. All Flashmen have finger guns. It's how they identify each other.
>>3528285Hey what do you call a beautiful Marine? She's looking at me but I don't know what to say to her *sexy smirk*
Rolled 67 (1d100)Rolling for STUFF.
>>3528285>Although considering I’d already come up with most of her character, it fits.Did we manage to seduce the Phantom?
>You stare up at her from your graceful position on the floor, sheets scattered around you.This Marine glaring down at you... is hot.Yeah. You’re gonna go for it. You’re Silvers ‘Sexy Everything’ Harry, and just because dad’s lessons failed to work on Sabaody doesn’t mean they won’t work everywhere, right?You flash her the Sexy Silvers Smirk, flicking your fingers into guns, the better to penetrate her heart with. In a non-murdery way. Smooth, Silvers. Smooooth.“The sea is blue, the sky is too,” you tell her, in your suave and manly voice, eyebrows waggling like the most erotic caterpillars chowing down on the delicious leaves of W A N T O N D E B A U C H E R Y. “I’m the man... that fell for you.”The ferocious scowl changed first to confusion; then realization; and then, because Calm Belt girls clearly have better taste than Sabaody girls, a brilliant flush spreads over her cheeks,“Th-that’s too fast!” Her hands rise to clap against her burning cheeks as her eyes widen. “How indecent! Y-you haven’t even asked my father permission to court me!”Stefan cocks his head further, confused by everything.>Yes I did.>We don’t need your father’s permission! Nothing can stand in the way of Love!>Yeah, well you haven’t asked MY father’s permission to be courted by me, so we’re even!>Other?
>>3528329>>Yeah, well you haven’t asked MY father’s permission to be courted by me, so we’re even!maximum dingus engaged
>>3528329>We don’t need your father’s permission! Nothing can stand in the way of Love!>That shiny smile ping
Please QM, let Flashman flirt with every hot girl he sees as an excuse to make random encounters, just to see how he fails horribly, then shouts them he's seeking for pirates as an excuse (then roll for finding pirates).>Hot girl in the pier.>Flashman tries to flirt using his new deluxe candy. F: Hey beautiful, have you...>She get's up and leaves.F:...PIRATES, HAVE YOU SEEN PIRATES HERE.>nat100.>She starts running and screaming.>Flashman sighs, turns around and sees the whole crew of the Big Mom pirates.>Big Mom is there, she's drooling while mumbling something about deluxe candy. Are those spirals in her eyes?.>Flashy think something, use you're inhuman bullshit abilities to...F: NO.MINE.>Fuck.It ends up that the only reason the famous prettyboy marine can't flirt is that every time he tries, an important pirate crew cokblocks him.>He ends up being the most condecorated Admiral of the Marine history. >Cries uncontrollably while reciving medals.Sengoku: Look at him, so humble, every time he gets recognition for his merits he cries from gratitude.>Anti-pirate crusade feels intensifies.
>>3528329>Well if we're going to court, I'd have to arrest you...for stealing my heart. Im sure your father would understand.Sabaody girls are just to used to Papa's antics.
>>3528329>>We don’t need your father’s permission! Nothing can stand in the way of Love!Do we have sparkles and rose petals flying in the background?
>>3528329>Yeah, well you haven’t asked MY father’s permission to be courted by me, so we’re even!
>>3528341Yes. Yes, you do.>>3528338no waifu 4 flashy, only weapons>zoro approval intensifies as long as it’s swords
We’re on 2-2 for your own dad’s permission and nothing standing in the way of love.Tiebreaker?
>>3528329>And you didn't ask permission to steal my heart
>>3528358>>We don’t need your father’s permission! Nothing can stand in the way of Love!
>Yeah, well you haven’t asked MY father’s permission to be courted by me, so we’re even!
>>3528372Sorry, I went for first tie-breaker.>twu wuv“We don’t need your father’s permission!” You push yourself to your feet, ignoring the weird fall of cherry blossoms behind you as you lunge forwards, clutching her by her raised forearms Stefan lets out a ‘bwohw?’. “Nothing can stand in the way of Love!”Hot Marine Chick Who Is Totally Into You stares up at you with shimmering eyes, lips parted in amazement at this totally true and not at all bullshit fact you’ve pulled from your heart. “That’s just like in The Maiden’s Escape volume two...”“Huh?”“N-nothing!” Releasing her flushed cheeks, she looks away, eyelashes fluttering. “All right! I’ll allow it! I’ll permit you to court me!”>Sweet! ... How?>(BSOD as you realize you’ve never got this far and no idea what to do next oh shit who is this woman)>Great! How about for our first date, we catch my dog and pick up your papers?>Other?
>>3528393>Great! How about for our first date, we catch my dog and pick up your papers?
>>3528393>great, for our first date we'll pick up your papers, catch my dog, and run away together!>First crewmate secured
>>3528393>Great! How about for our first date, we catch my dog and pick up your papers?Recruit marine girl. Take her with us in our pirate escapades, like in her romance novels.
>>3528393>(BSOD as you realize you’ve never got this far and no idea what to do next oh shit who is this woman)>Great! How about for our first date, we catch my dog and pick up your papers?
>>3528393>>Great! How about for our first date, we catch my dog and pick up your papers?This is almost as good as Dad's idea of a date being going to the bar and having his date pick up the bill
>>3528393>(BSOD as you realize you’ve never got this far and no idea what to do next oh shit who is this woman)>Great! How about for our first date, we catch my dog and pick up your papers?Bonus points if she gets concerned about how long her dashing suitor spent staring at a wall having a totally-not-panic-attack.
Oh no.Her heart's going to break when she realizes that Harry's a would-be pirate....She's totally going to start working her way up the ranks so she can chase after Flashy, isn't she?
>>3528393>Great! How about for our first date, we catch my dog and pick up your papers?>Then once your affairs are in order we can elope! It would ever so burden my heart if I were to part with you, as my time on this island is short.
>>3528416Inb4 she joins us trying to get us to convert to Justice but keeps swooning
>>3528416>A start crosed love between a Marine and a Pirate, enemies that still yearn for each other, each of them dreaming of the day they will convert the other to their side. Given how she seems obsessed with romance novels there's a good chance us being a pirate is one of her dream scenarios
>>3528416Heartbreak? No no no, this is just like Prince of the Blue Volume 7! Where a valiant Pirate Prince sweeps the heroine off her feet and into a world of adventure to reclaim his birthrite with her as his princess!
>>3528416>"That’s just like in The Maiden’s Escape volume two...”She'd 100% still be head over heels: the perfect forbidden romance of star-crossed lovers. She'd love it.
>>3528393>>(BSOD as you realize you’ve never got this far and no idea what to do next oh shit who is this woman)
>>3528393>Great! How about for our first date, we catch my dog and pick up your papers?, also something with candles and wine.
>>3528427EH! Wrong This is actually like volume 3 of sea rouge where the dashing pirate takes the loyal marine girl on a perilous adventure upon which she must develop, will she follow the law she has sworn to uphold?Or maybe she'll just follow the heart that was stolen by the dashing pirate captain
>>3528416She will let herself get "captured" by the pirate.
>hehehehe“Great! How about for our first date, we catch my dog and pick up your papers?” You are totally killing this romance shit. Dad’s going to be so proud. Mom will... probably laugh a lot. Like normal.“Yes! Teamwork is an important part of any relationship!” Hot Marine Chick gets the cutest stubborn look as she fistpumps. “I, Sakazuki Masayoshi, will assist perfectly, and prove myself worthy of wifehood!”“... k.” Wow, she sure is enthusiastic! Although you don’t really get the wifehood part. Does that involve a lot of dog-catching? Weird. More importantly, you have a maybe-sort-of potential girlfriend! >(Introduce yourself! With your real name.)>(Introduce yourself! With a fake name (what?))>All right, let’s pick these papers up!>All right, let’s catch Stefan!>Other?
Wait... He is the anti-flash. Seduces people, has a darkness power... Does that mean he does the kidnapping? He already kidnapped a dog.
>>3528445>>(Introduce yourself! With your real name.)
>>3528445... Akainus daughter. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MADMAN!
>>3528445>(Introduce yourself! With your real name.)Hahaha
>>3528453huehuehuehuehue
>>3528445>(Introduce yourself! With your real name.)>All right, let’s pick these papers up!
>>3528453...N-no!AAAAAAAAA
>>3528453AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...fuckahahahahahahh...ohnohahahahahahWe're going to die.
>>3528445>(Introduce yourself! With your real name.)>All right, let’s pick these papers up!Completely blow past any questions she might have about our heritage>>3528448....Oh wow. There's a lot more than just mediocrity and crit rolls.>>3528453It's great, ain't it? An aneurysm isn't quite the way I wanted to kill him but this works.
>>3528457>waifuing the daughter of the (future) fleet admiral Pretty much what's expected of silver's harry, son of silver's rayleigh
>>3528453Okay, now I'm 100% on board with taking her with us. >>3528445>(Introduce yourself! With your real name.)>All right, let’s catch Stefan!
>>3528445>(Introduce yourself! With your real name.)A man doesn't lie to a lady after all.>If she asks about your family tell her about the amnesia
>>3528448>kidnaps FUCKING Whitebeard's dog>as a result the Whitebeard Pirates are looking for himYou know I think the only way to top this is if we convince her to come with us... or also kidnap her.LETS GET THAT ONE HUNDRED MILLION BOUNTY MY GUYS.
>>3528445I leave for one day, and you guys seduced Akainu's daughter. The fuck.>>(Introduce yourself! With your real name.)A good relationship is built on honesty. (Also her reaction would be great.)
>>3528445>>(Introduce yourself! With your real name.)>>All right, let’s pick these papers up!...Akainu managed to breed.Oh dear.
>>3528468We are full blown shoujo manga now.>Mysterious handsome stranger? Check.>Pure hearted Marine recruit? Check.>Star crossed paths? Check.>Family on opposite sides of the law? Big ol' check.I can see nothing going wrong with this. Absolutely nothing.
>>3528470Rayleigh is gonna laugh his fucking ass off at the next headline>SON OF SILVERS RAYLEIGH KIDNAP ADMIRAL'S DAUGHTERMeanwhile our escorts have already lost the energy to be exasperated
>>3528493>Family on opposite sides of the law?Oh geez, Rayleigh is going to laugh his lungs out when he hears about this.And Akainu is going to burn down wherever he is at the time of hearing the news.
>>3528477Who we can kidnap/seduce next after this? More admiral daughters? A celestial dragon? ALL Charlotte's daughters?
>>3528453HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...wait, you are serious, let me laugh harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.On a side note, if someone can survive Akainu's wrath is the user of the Yami Yami nomi, nullify his powers and turn a mortal beating into a regular beating. Also: Admiral's daughter gets kidnapped by a pirate. Local marines say they heard her scream "Oh no, I'm getting kidnapped by this handsome pirate, hope he does not carry me in his strong arms, holding me thigtly against his sculpted body like in The Maiden's scape volume three part one".>Akainu facepalms so hard he causes eruptions all over the Grand line.
>>3528494>DAUGHTER OF ADMIRAL AKAINU SUFFERING FROM STOCKHOLM!?>FIRST EVER MEETING BETWEEN THE FACTIONS OF REDHAIRED SHANKS, WHITEBEARD PIRATES, THE SHIKIBUKAI AND THE ADMIRALS...ALL JOINING TOGETHER TO ATTEND THE WEDDING OF :PIRATE-SILVERS HARRY MARINE-SAKAZUKI MAYOSHI
>>3528497If Flashman is Smoboss cigar smoking intensifies, then Silvers is Rayleigh laughter intensifies.Now the question is what is greater. Akainu's justice boner or his daughter's happiness.
>>3528503Are you not happy with the Marines AND the Whitebeard pirates after us?We're a walking Marineford waiting to happen.
>>3528519Absolute Justice Boner.
>>3528520Of course not. This isn't even about waifus. This is about sending a message.This Flash needs to be the most hated pirate ever without actually attacking civilians.
Rolled 30, 92 = 122 (2d100)>names will come up. eventually.“Oh! By the way, I’m Silvers Harry!” You let her go, reaching out a hand for her to shake instead. “Nice to court you!”“You too!” Ooh, good grip. Her flush is mostly gone now, face determined. “Let’s work hard together!”“And play hard, too!”“S-so fast...!” She glances away, cheeks once again reddening furiously, as she fans herself with the other hand. Weird. “And yet~”“All right, let’s get these papers picked up!” You release her suddenly limp hand, crouching down to start grabbing at the sheets. It looks like Stefan isn’t going anywhere, instead sulking that you’re not chasing him. Understandable, but Hot Chicks Who Are Into You are way harder to find than bounties! Priorities, Stefan! Priorities!“Yes! I will complete this task, no matter the consequences!!” Masayoshi (you can use her first name, right? You’re dating now? You think? How does this work?) drops to her knees, grabbing the papers near her. You’re not sure what consequences are supposed to be for not picking up paper, but who knows how Marines work? Maybe they get beaten. With sticks.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to accidentally reach for the same paper at the same time, thus throwing Sakazuki Masayoshi 100% into shoujo-worldRolling for STUFF
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>3528534
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3528534
>>3528534>92oh no
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3528534FULL SHOUJO LET'S GO
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3528534
>>3528532>You have commited crimes against Mariejois and her people. What say you.>"I'm marrying your daughter Fleet Admiral!"
>>3528538...w-whats the 92 for boss?
>>3528542Well name our first kid after you if you let me go!
>>3528542>Also, she calls me daddy too.If we are going to die, we die like a PRO.
>>3528503Big Mom will will try to kill us not because we kidnapped one of her daughters, but because we manage to successfully waifu a Giant before she does.>>3528542Just change Fleet Admiral to Father, to really set him off. ...I just realized this version of Flashman would have multiple Father-in-laws instead.
All right, guys, gotta go. I have zero internet, but will attempt to get online tomorrow, because lololololol that 92 ur fukked.Good evening all, thanks for playing, and apologies for my days of suckiness.>>3528549Let’s say it involves Akainu.On the bright side, the 30 means the Redhaired pirates haven’t got into any trouble in town, so there’s that!If you guys want to find some pictures of Masayoshi and vote for appearance (black hair, about your age, anything else goes), feel free. I WILL RETURN.
>>3528538Shoujo drama roll!
>>3528557>I just realized this version of Flashman would have multiple Father-in-laws instead.Oh, fuck. It's all part of being anti-flash. He is the one kidnapping, he gets father-in-law...
>>3528566Oh no, Akainu is going to be in town.Akainu is going to overhear us.Oh no.Oh no no.I didn't sign up for this.Oh god. Save me Whitebeard.
on the plus side our first bounty is gonna be fucking legendary, hunted by WB for recruitment and theft, hunted by Akainu for seducing his daughter. if we don't break 150 million im gonna be surprised
>>3528566Night BPOne possible image is Satsuki from Kill la Kill
>>3528577I'd tell you not to worry and believe in the might of the crits...But sadly, this is a Silvers Harry thread, where mediocrity rules.We are neck-deep in shit.
>>3528588That was my first thought as well. But she didn't seem Shoujo enough. The next immediate thought was Kunieda from Beelzebub. Same sort of vibe as Satsuki, but much weaker to romance.
This, but younger (or not, this is One Piece, where looks and age aren't related)
>>3528595Y'know what, I think I'm going to agree with you on this one Satan. Put me down for Kunieda
>>3528595Supporting Satan here.I can't believe we fell straight into the spider's trap and decided to waifu what may well be a nuclear bomb as far as our life expectancy is concerned.FUCK IT.WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
>>3528604Shit, this is too good. Gotta support this.
>>3528588Supporting the eye-brows of justice
Hey guys, what'd I miss--...Oh shit.
I dont really follow One Piece, someone tell me how bad it is.Is it scarier to know or to not know?
>>3528720Ok so basically the third strongest guy in the marines (The strongest two don't really do anything and later in the series pretty much resign) hates pirates with a burning passion.His Justice Boner is harder than diamond.This is his daughter.
>>3528734Oh.I now see the need to panic.
>>3528734You forgot to mention he's more or less living magma, and is responsible for one of the largest losses in Luffy's life.
>>3528720>>3528734He's also the kind of man who would have absolutely 0 qualms about murdering his daughter if she legit fell in love with a pirate. Like, he'd maybe ask her to stop this foolishness once, and if she said no, he' punch a whole through her chest.The dude is fucking crazy and is a large part of why the bad marines are REALLY fucking bad.
>>3528734>>3528751>>3528773It was better to not know. You've instilled in me a great fear for Harry's safety
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3528445BPQM, you've fucking broke me with this one. God damnit. What the flying fuck. The daughter of one of the most powerful, AND most cruel and villainous characters in One Piece is now our waifu? Ok. We're gunna get Ace'd.
>>3528781Well, BPQM is against waifus and romance, so if we seduce one it has to turn the quest into LUNATIC mode.
>>3528793You know what? I'm fine with that. Let's fucking do it. We get a cute waifu, and in exchange, we enter Harry Must Die mode. Let's get CRAZY.
>>3528781She played us. Like a goddamned fiddle. She knew what we would do, she laid her trap and just waited.
>>3528781>>3528800There is a single, clear and simple solution to all this madness.When her Akainu finds out and then finds US, we challenge him to a fight for a right to marry his daughter.
>>3528853
>>3528924Man, that's gonna be a goddamn death match. We'd lose too. Even if we mess with his DF thanks to our own, he's probably still strong as a normal human. Rolls 5d100s or something.
>>3528793I still don't get why she's against Flashy getting a girlfriend. Writing lewds is unconfortable and I get why she doesn't want to (she doesn't have to), but the dice gods demanded a true love story, not a lewd one. She could write a platonic love story with Flashman and some marine girl destined in another sea with another crew so she appears in few special ocassions, like large Marine meetings/battles. This would be a player-friendly way of cutting off lewds instead of saying "asexual" or HARDCORE MODE ACTIVATED (please leave joke lewds like Merri X White Mist) and could add interesting (and cute) interactions. Also making her to Akainu what Flashman is to Smoboss for maximum kek and timeline shenanigans. I'm just making suggestions to solve the waifu problem while making both sides happy, but this is QM's story and I'll stick to whatever she says.Also, why did you got the poor Silver "Average roll" Harry a death by combustion by pairing him with Mr. magmafist's daughter. RIP Harry, a shot in the head couldn't kill you but love did. =(
>>3528954If a waifu means no more Tarzan yells, I'm fine with waiting on the waifu for a decade or so.
>>3528954I think she does write lewds, but not romance. Maybe she wants a quest with no romance, or to get rid of all the waifu wars by getting rid of all waifus. A bit of an overcompensation in my opinion but it's her quest and it's still fun without waifus.But maybe this noncanon-flash can actually find love without getting in the way of the main story.
>>3528954>a platonic love story with Flashman and some marine girl destined in another sea with another crew so she appears in few special ocassionsChange 'marine' for 'pirate' as dice gods intended and you have about what I wanted, a cute, shenenigans-filled love sidestory, where both Flashy and piratelady clearly have feelings for one another but both refuse to drop their way of life(marine duty and piracy respectively) so their relationship becomes a prolonged game of cat and mouse.Then after the quest ends, you have a timeskip to them rising their kids, pirateladys jolly rodger and Flashmans marine coat hanging together on a wall.
>>3528969If getting a gf for Flashman will anger QM then I'll stop suggesting ways to do it. The last thing I want is making a QM burn and quit, but most quests have waifus because most anons want them, so there will always be the typical anon that pushes for them.
>>3528954>I still don't get why she's against Flashy getting a girlfriend.Because 100% of the time the quest turns into cancerous waifu fagging when the protag gets a girlfriend. Also you know there'll be countless calls for lewds every goddamn thread, which will get old fast.>If getting a gf for Flashman will anger QM then I'll stop suggesting ways to do itQM has said no romance multiple times before if you check past threads, so yeah suggesting it will piss them off. [spoiler[Super unpopular opinion: all the dice god bullshit is annoying as well, and I hate these side story threads for even spawning it in the first place.[/spoiler]
>>3529020Nice spoiler retard. >you know there'll be countless calls for lewds every goddamn threadLiterally only ever happens if a QM actually writes lewds and I've never seen "countless calls" regardless.
>>3528954Word of Oda too. The only Romance in One Piece is the Romance of Adventure. We dont need waifus.
>>3529020I get it, no waifus ever in this quest, but there is no need or being rude, I alredy apologized. Also, better a side story than no quest at all (unless not doing side stories would help the QM to catch up with the anime faster and thus post the main quest sooner)
What is Gun X Glory?if it is something new to start reading I'm always on the look out.
>>3529146It's basically "Retired old veteran with a bar(/cafe/arcade): vidya gaem edition" Quest even though the protag's only like 21 but whateverIt's pretty good so far, although I've only read the first of three threads for it (the third thread is in progress right now)
>>3528595I am 110% all for Kuniedabut Imagine for a second>Waifu is Kunieda>We're named Silvers>Kinda pervy dumbass but a good guy>Randomly pick up demon lord baby doggo>We probably have silver hair>OH FUCK WE'RE FURUICHI>HAHAHAHAHA
>>3530646Silvers Harry, Captain of the 34 Pillar Division.>We escape Akainu with daughter in tow, safely make it to East Blue>Welp, time to build a crew!>Searching for Navigator, find a devil fruit user. It's Alaindelon
>>3529146>>3530017It's on the fourth thread now OnePieceBaka.GxG is 'bout some ex-pro of some kind of gun SAO, who gets blackmailed, threatened and attacked by people who take the game way too seriously.I'd recommend giving it a read anon.
>>3528595... hot.>>3529058Non-canon interludes such as this serve a few purposes - it means I can refresh my memory of the arc ahead and also give me time to plan stuff (although I shouldn’t bother, you assholes will just nat100 those plans to smithereens anyway), it prevents me getting burned out on regular Flashy, and gives me a chance to throw any form of logic out of the window and just have a crack-filled time of no-consequences bullshit. Also it gets to traumatise Smoboss in regular thread.Writing.
>81 shoujo, kyaaa~The papers you’re grabbing aren’t of any real interest to you - Weird Boring Marine Stuff - but despite the quantity, the pair of you are retrieving them quickly, because TEAMWORK. Apparently. Or that’s what she said, and she seems to have a better idea of how relationship work than you, so you’ll follow her lead in that one.It’s when you’re down to the last dozen or so sheets that the teamwork breaks down slightly, as each of you reaches a hand towards the same sheet (a summary of latest requests by the janitorial staff, apparently).Unlike your previous handshake, your hands touch in a less professional manner as your hand casually rests on top of hers, the pair of you turning to stare at the sudden touch.Masayoshi’s eyes widen as you look up at her face, other hand rising to her trembling mouth. “S-so... forward...! And in public...!“Uh, sor-?”She wobbles. Then her eyes roll up into her head as she topples over to the side, hitting the tiled floor with a graceless thunk. It’s not quite the most elegant swoon you’ve ever seen. Or any kind of graceful, in fact.“... -ry?” You finish, staring down at the passed out Marine, papers still clutched in her hand, and a trickle of blood emerging from her nose. What the hell? She definitely didn’t hit her head THAT hard.“Bwuff...” Stefan laments, wandering over to sniff at her hair.“That was an accident,” you tell him, entirely honest (and confused), at which point the unmistakeable sound of a Den-Den starts ringing, muffled, from her pocket.>... Screw this, you have a Phantom to track!>Answer the Den Den.>Ignore the Den Den, but you should probably drag her into a room or something...>Other?
>>3532756>Answer the Den Den.What could go wrong.I for one want to see if a receiving Den Den can immolate due to the sheer rage coming from the other side.
>>3532756>Answer the Den Den.Moshi-moshi.
>>3532756What could go wrong.
>>3532756>>Answer the Den Den."Shush, she's asleep."Immediately hang up.
>>3532756>>Ignore the Den Den, but you should probably drag her into a room or something...This hole is pretty deep, right?But it could still be deeper.
>>3532767kek. Supporting.
>>3532756>Answer the Den Den while you bridal carry her. Continue seeking for Phantom.
>>3523198Has nearly collar bones like me
>>3523198How the fuck did I miss this, apparently I skim too much or something? ANYWAY, looks pretty good to me, including his earlobes of ick! Unfortunately you seem to be missing the giant not-sword impaling you and the blood spurting out of his mouth, so 2/10, shamefur dispray.>oh dearHmmm. That... could be important. You think. You look first at Masayoshi - she’s twitching slightly, eyelids fluttering as the nosebleed continues... looks weirdly content for an unconscious woman - before you shrug, and reach into her jacket pocket. Nope - maybe another one? No... oh, there it is.Aww, cute Den Den. It peers up at you with a surprising lack of concern for being handled by some guy it’s never seen, burbling its ringtone instead.You answer it, while Masayoshi murmurs something about ‘no, not there’.“Finally!” The Den Den’s face becomes a distinctly uncute glare, to match its uncute, snappish tone. “Didn’t I tell you I’d be calling today? Answer faster in future.”>Sorry, it took a while to search her clothes.>That’s not a nice way to talk to my girlfriend...>... You sound like a dick. (Hang up.)>Other?
>>3532790>>3532767
>>3532790>Sorry, I forgot.
>>3532790>>Sorry, it took a while to search her clothes.When he loses his mind and starts yelling>>... You sound like a dick. (Hang up.)
>That’s not a nice way to talk to my girlfriend...
>>3532790>Sorry, wrong number.
>>3532790>Sorry, it took a while to search her clothes.
>>3532790>excuse me,but my fiance is currently sleeping, call back later please CLICK
Rolled 69 (1d100)background stuff
>>3532801
>>3532801oh myNot while she’s unconscious, you pervert!
>>3532800Changing my vote to this
2 for search her clothes, 2 for muh fiancée. Or fiancé. I I think two e’s is female? Hm. Anyway, tie.
>>3532800Support. I hope this gives him a heart attack.
>>3532797Should mention I've switched from this joke response.Do Den Dens even have numbers?
>>3532800Support.
>>3532801Hahaha Fate itself is trying to make this woman our wife, Genocidal Dad or no!If normal Flashman threads' dice are firm on going full shounen, Silvers' dice are making us go full shoujo and I love it
>>3532800Supporting
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3532813I’m going with yes, because I’m lazy. I’m pretty sure it’s numbers that get set into their shell-thingies, anyway. ... Look, I don’t get paid for this, okay? I do SOME research! sometimes!>it IS two e’s for women, so i now consider myself fluent in french, oui, oui, baguette, etcYou scowl. That’s a goddamn rude way to talk to anyone, but you’re definitely not going to allow it to happen to your new girlfriend! In fact, she said something about wifehood earlier, so you guess she’s your fiancée, maybe? Yeah, that sounds right.“Excuse me,” you retort, snideness simmering behind your totally polite language, “but my fiancée is currently sleeping. Call back later, please.”There! That told HIM, whoever Asshole-dude is. You nod in pleasure at a job well done and a fiancée defended, while spluttering sounds emerge from the other end. “Yo- WHO IS TH-“You hang up, Den Den’s face returning to sleepy cuteness. Awwww.“... how naughty...” Masayoshi murmurs, wiggling slightly, face still heated. You should really do something about that nosebleed.>Shove her in a room for now, you can hunt down the Phantom and pick her up later!>Sling her over your shoulders, you can totally hunt the Phantom while doing so. You’re STRONK.>See if her Den Den has enough range to call your Dad-person. You’ve been getting a few vague memories back, and he’ll definitely know what to do, probably, maybe!>Other?
>>3532840>>Sling her over your shoulders, you can totally hunt the Phantom while doing so. You’re STRONK.AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>3532840>>Sling her over your shoulders, you can totally hunt the Phantom while doing so. You’re STRONK.>100oh boy, what fresh hell is about to delete silvers from existence?
If we are a white beard now and Akainu is going to kill us, are we the new Ace?Also this will happen as soon as Whitebeard arrives.
>>3532840......OH NO THAT 100 FOR WHITEBEARD PIRATESlol nice ur doublefucked
>>3532840>>Sling her over your shoulders, you can totally hunt the Phantom while doing so. You’re STRONK.>100PANIC?
>>3532847>ID is the same>Tripcode is different
>>3532847>NOW BOTH OUR DADS ARE GOING TO FIGHT OVER WHO GETS TO BE THE BEST MAN!(it's stefan)
>>3532851I did one hash instead of two, oopsie.I should probably get a new trip, honestly, this one’s pretty easy to guess.
>>3532853What if we give a Yami handshake to both before the fight so they don't sink the whole island.
>>3532840>Sling her over your shoulders, you can totally hunt the Phantom while doing so. You’re STRONK.>See if her Den Den has enough range to call your Dad-person. You’ve been getting a few vague memories back, and he’ll definitely know what to do, probably, maybe!>*Rayleigh Laughter intensifies*
>>3532847Uh oh.
>>3532847HI ACEBYE ACE
Rolled 23 (1d100)>lol dat 100Well, you’re STRONK. And you can’t just leave your shiny new fiancée lying around in a hallway, right? Someone might, you dunno, steal her paperwork or something. Marines like paperwork right? That’s why they make so much of it.You can totally understand. Who WOULDN’T love paperwork?She’s thankfully not too heavy, even carrying Guts, Griffith, and all your other metal beauties along with her. Hefting her takes little work, and you sling her over a shoulder easily enough, leaving a small puddle of blood on the floor.After a second of thought, you roll up and squeeze the now mostly-neat bundle of paperwork into your biggest pocket, the top half sticking out uncomfortably. Eh, it’ll do until she wakes up and tells you where it’s meant to go.“All right, Stefan!” You point at the corridor he’d originally run down, while he looks up at you with the sage wisdom of a cunning and patient tracker. “Let’s go! Fetch the Phantom!”“Bworf!”Cleverly, he leaps up to chase his tail several times - no doubt a way to check the smell in multiple directions, good boy - and then hurtles happily off down the corridor.You can feel it!You’re close!“Iyaaahhh~” Masayoshi burbles from your back.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to avoid trouble on The Hunt!This roll is for continued background stuff.
Oh shit, we should call Rayleigh to ask him about relationships IN FRONT OF WB AND AKAINU.Harry: Hello Dadperson, I'm here with Whitedad and a guy called Akainu, he's my father in law now. Well, they want to fight because of me, but I don't want to because I love them both, what should I do?>Everyone is silent.>WB is smiling, a single manly tera falls from his eye.>Akainu looks like a volcano just before erupting, wait, he IS a volcano about to erupt.>The Den Den stays silent for a moment, then it erupts in the most loud laugh in all the sea, it persists for a few minutes until someone picks the phone from Rayleigh.Mom: Congratulations darling, I'm so glad you found love.>Intense laughter is heard in the background.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>3532869
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3532869
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3532869Stefan Halp
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3532869
>>3532873wwwwelp.
>>3532873He has forsaken us.What manner of heresy have we committed?
>>3532873OH GOD I'M SO SORRY
>>3532869And we are dead.
>>3532873HAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK.
>>3532873Mmmmmm goooood yeeeeessssssssss100 for Whitebeards and 1 for trouble... I like this.I like this a lot.Gotta go and eat a belated birthday dinner now, back tonight with HORRORS.Also you might get to punch Blackbeard in the face, so that’s nice!
>>3532877Waifuing. You committed waifuing.I WARNED YOU ALLI WARNED YOU
>>3532882Oh fuck me, just how many of them did we run into?
>>3532883Somebody get ScienceAnon, this is invaluable for his research.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3532883Rolling to see if it was the cursed waifu
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3532883Rolling to see if the dice just wants us to princess carry waifu in the escape
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3532886Rolling to see if Akainu is so angry he killed the concept of luck.
>>3532888>nat100 AND tripsCONFIRMED
>>3532888Oh.Well.Fuck it, this is shoujo quest now.
>>3532888FULL SHOUJOSHOUJOHOUJO
>>3532882>Also you might get to punch Blackbeard in the face, so that’s nice!Well that's not so bad, then. It's only the rest of the Whitebeard Pirates we'd have to deal with.>>3532883>All that time Stefan had to sit there and wait, alone, as his master was lavishing attention on some chick he just met instead of him;_; bork
>>3532888CONFIRMED.DASHING HERO SILVERS HARRY.
>>3532892Dread Pirate Harry
...this thread is beautiful. It's like a trainwreck. A sparkling trainwreck.
Rolled 68, 86, 57, 31, 76, 23, 59, 85, 43, 78 = 606 (10d100)Rolling to check if mediocrity is still a thing or if we cured it via shoujo.
>>3532900>only three rolls under averageI'd say we're at least getting there.
>>3532900>Above averageOh my godTHE SHOUJO BLESSING IS REAL
Rolled 89, 16, 68, 2, 57, 18, 80, 69, 79, 57 = 535 (10d100)>>3532900Let's try again but this time with feeling
Rolled 27, 50, 94, 68, 45, 93, 69, 46, 97, 86 = 675 (10d100)>>3532904Let's try again but this time with waifus
...Oh fuck. Apparently, we've triggered an earthquake and a volcanic eruption. Are we sure Harry isn't "The Humanoid Typhoon"?
>>3532906Three 90s, a 69 and a near-69...>>3532909Nah, WB finds you hilarious.
>>3532909More like Calamity-Zone. Because everywhere he goes powerful people destroy the environment>>3532906>>3532911Waifus confirmed
>>3532911>Laughter is the best medicine>We make him Laugh so much we cure him>We have only made Oyaji strongerAlso alsoLaughingRayleigh.jpgLaughingWhiteBeard.jpg
>>3532913You may have ONE (1) waifu only.Do not break her, she won't be replaced.
>This is now a shoujo quest but from the perspective of the type of idiot who would actually behave like a shoujo Male love interest would Well atleast we're not the modern shoujo Male lead who is pretty much just a fetishized version of an abusive bastard Instead we're the classic unrealistically cheesy and over the top dumbass fairy tale romance type ,the kind with fluffy shirts ripped open revealing our glistening oiled chest
>>3532917Akainu right now is probably the angriest he has ever been.Ever.If Flashy was a trouble magnet, Silvers is a trouble black hole. (Holy fuck it actually works for their DF powers) (electromagnet = electric = goro goro)(blackhole = yami yami)
>>3532922
>>3532922So you're basically what Fop dreams of being.
>>3532892Silvers Harry, the true antithesis of Flashman. Full Shoujo vs. Full Shounen. This cannot possibly get better. Bring on the sparkly/flower print backgrounds!
>>3532955Who is that character and what show is she from?
>>3532961Echizen from Tanaka-kun is always listless. She's a "delinquent" who like cute things.
>>3532962Delinquent eyes on cute girls are always a best.
Smoboss getting some weird dreams after reading those romance novels he definitely doesnt have, i see
>>3532992Fop probably borrowed him one of his novels.Smoboss dropped it after few pages when he realized paperwork was actually a better way to spend his time than this.Unfortunately it was too late and his normal PirateFlashman nightmares became infected with shoujo.
>>3533002Smoboss just wanted to find another way to connect with his daughter. So he borrowed some books from Tashigi and Fop to see what else he could do. So he goes to his office after reading Tashigi's report about Flashman's Pink Flamingo escapades and grabs some "reading liquor". He makes his own flamingo to see what his idiot brat likes about them so much and gets to reading Princess of the Grandline: Two Oceans before passing out on his desk. Never again will he have a Pink Flamingo, thems the devil and explain why Flashman is so....Flashman.
Each chapter of Silvers needs to end with Smoboss waking up and having a thought like "God imagine Flashman withh a Logia, I'm not sure i would survive that" or "Yeah no the brat is not responsible enough to have a pet, good thing he doesnt have the cnahce"
Rolled 60, 76, 93, 51, 23 = 303 (5d100)>>3533067Correction, Tashigi doesn't read romance novels. She reads books on sword, which admittedly to her is basically like reading romance novels.You try to ignore her when she starts blushing and giggling as she turns the pages of 'Jane's Guide to Meitou, 17th edition'. It doesn't help.Okay, so 100 for Ace and BB (hohoho), 1 for avoiding trouble (hehehe) and you've got a Phantom yet to be found. Also, Mount Akainu has erupted.Rolling for background stuff, then writing!
OH, before I write...>Continue with new fiancée slung over shoulder>Switch to bridal carry
>>3533110>>Continue with new fiancée slung over shoulder
>>3533110>>Switch to bridal carryEasiest decision I've ever made.
>>3533110>>Switch to bridal carry
>>3533110>Switch to bridal carryDice demanded it.
>>3533096Admittedly when I put Tashigi I was thinking something like an Isekai novel title. "My Boyfriend is a Supreme Grade Meitou" or something.>Mount AkainuI cant wait to see Whitebeard's/Rayleigh's shit eating grins.
>Switch to bridal carry
>>3533110>Switch to bridal carryWe just found our wife and now we're going to kill her via nosebleed.
>>3533121If One Piece had dating sims, and there was a sword one like that pigeon game a while back, Tashigi would on that like... like herself on a legendary sword, frankly.And now I want to have Tashigi secretly writing a bestselling series of terrible, smutty romance novels about women being romanced by sword spirits, so thanks for that.(She writes them under your name.)>93 for PhantomStefan leads you onwards! To victory! Or Phantom! Which is kind of the same thing, in this instance. Your fiancée is balanced a little awkwardly, so you shift her into your arms instead - oops, you've left a trail of blood splatter behind you, but oh well - half her face is covered too. Double oops?... well, she still has that dreamy smile, and is currently trying to cling to you like a limpet, so she probably won't die. Probably.You manage to pet her hair a little, then wonder if that counts as being too forward.At least Stefan's staying in sight this time, apparently reluctant to lose you, lest you find yourself acquiring a new fiancée. Masayoshi's Den Den rings a few more times as you trundle cheerily down corridors, but it's probably That Asshole, and you have no interest in speaking to him again.The big jerkface."Bworf," Stefan chides you as you fall behind a little, eyeing a small bathroom. Should you maybe wash the blood off Masayoshi's face? Or maybe a splash of cold water would wake her up? As endearing as it is to have her trying to nuzzle your chest, the blood makes it all rather... sticky."Sorry, Stefan," you apologize. "Just give me a min-"The bathroom door swings open, and from it emerges a figure clad in long black robes, face hidden by the peaked hood which casts it in shadow."Man, I needed that," they mutter, one gloved hand busy finishing tugging the other glove on.Then they spot you and freeze.Their hooded face tilts down in the direction of the blood-coated woman in your arms, then back up to your own, mildly-confused face."Bwuff!" Stefan sits down nearby, obviously pleased with himself.Hood-o leaps into action, finger pointing out at you, robes swaying, while you try to work out the best way to explain the situation. "VILLAIN! UNHAND THAT WOMAN!">Um. No?>But I only just got her...>Get your own!>... Are you the Phantom?>What woman? (DENY. EVERYTHING.)>Hey! That's my fiancée!>Stefan, kill!>Other?
>>3533190>Hey! That's my fiancée!
>>3533190>HOW DARE YOU CALL MY FIANCE A WOMAN! EN GARDE!
>Hey! That's my fiancée!
>>3533190>Hey! That's my fiancée!>Get your own!
>>3533190>>... Are you the Phantom?
>>3533190>>Hey! That's my fiancée!>>Get your own!
>>3533190>Um. No?>Dropping someone is impolite!
>>3533190>Hey! That's my fiancee!>Wait a minute, are you the Phantom
>>3533190>Hey! That's my fiancée!>...Are you the phantom?
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3533201surprise it's a trap>how dare uYou become OFFENDED. Why is everyone such an asshole today?! Are they jealous that you managed to snag (to use the technical term) raging hottie? A babe? A chick-a-dee-bow-wow-holey-moley?"Hey! That's my fiancée!" If you wanna carry her around, covered in blood, then by Seasus, you'll carry her around covered in blood! As long as she's cool with that, naturally.Hood-o pauses at that, arm still outstretched. "... Oh? Well. I - I apologize!" They motion in embarrassment, voice quietening. "One never knows, in a den of reprehensible evil like this!">That's true enough. Damn evil Marines!>Understandable, I guess, apparently even the Phantom is hiding out here...>No way! My darling fiancée would never work in a place of evil!>Other?
>Understandable, I guess, apparently even the Phantom is hiding out here...>any clue where to find him?
>>3533244>>Understandable, I guess, apparently even the Phantom is hiding out here...
>>3533244>>No way! My darling fiancée would never work in a place of evil!Let the offense continue!
>>3533244Seconding>>3533247
>>3533244>>Understandable, I guess, apparently even the Phantom is hiding out here...>And I heard the Phantom is double evil
By the way, if you guys want a pet name for your pwecious twu wuv, feel free to vote on it. Otherwise you'll just keep calling her 'my fiancée' rather than 'sweetheart' or 'cupcake' or 'delicious bowl of sugar topped with whipped cream and sprinkles'.
>>3533266Hot stuff?
>>3533266Have it change every time. All of them must be lovey dovey enough to make Akainu die inside when we eventually meet
>>3533244>>Understandable, I guess, apparently even the Phantom is hiding out here...>>3533266>By the way, if you guys want a pet name for your pwecious twu wuv, feel free to vote on it.>twu wuvButtercup it is, then.
>>3533266Her name is Masayoshi...so Yo-chan? Either way, whatever pet-name we give we absolutely *have* to call her it after we Kabedon her.>>3533190>My Fiancee was Reincarnated as a Cursed Sword and Stolen by Pirates. By Satan D. MeitoTashigi is now a light novel writer
>>3533266My:>Sea Sapphire>Calm Belt Cutie>Darling>Paperwork ParamourI'm sure I'll come up with more once she's conscious
>>3533266What about extra cheesy one liners like:>you're the judge, jury and executioner of my heart, and I'm guilty of falling for you
>>3533277I've got to agree with this. To say the same thing over and over would be to diminish it! Every pet utterance must be new and fresh!
>>3533313>you're the judge, jury and executioner of my heart, and I'm guilty of falling for youDamn, that a '10/10, would marry on the spot' tier kind of line.
>>3533190>And now I want to have Tashigi secretly writing a bestselling series of terrible, smutty romance novels about women being romanced by sword spirits, so thanks for that. (She writes them under your name.)I want this to be canon please and thank you.
>true datYou frown, resettling your grip on Masayoshi as she lovingly smears nose-blood over your shirt "Understandable, I guess, apparently even the Phantom is hiding out here..."Hood-o sways back slightly. "Ph- Phantom? That legendary, talented assassin?""I dunno about legendary, their bounty is kind of small," you muse."No it isn't!" Hood-o's fist clenches. "Besides, Phantom's just starting out! It'll get bigger. And it's not the size if the bounty that counts, it's how it was earned!""... By killing civilians?""No! By bringing justice, true justice to the masses! By destroying the corrupt and the oppressors! The official, untouchable scum! By singing the rallying cry of revolution!"You shrug. "Pretty sure the dude's just here to, like, kill a banker and shit, man."The form of Hood-o slumps slightly, voice lessening to a weak murmur. "That's... that's not the point at all..."You open your mouth to reply, interrupted by a loud click, which draws your attention to a loudspeaker placed on the ceiling. An announcement?"ALL MARINES! ALL MARINES! WHITEBEARD PIRATES HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN TOWN! REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR SUPERIORS!"....Well, nuts."Whitebeard pirates...?" Hood-o's voice is a cold whisper as they straighten, head still bowed, hand reaching into their robes. "So... they've come for my Devil Fruit at last..."Their robes sway (strange, you don't feel any wind) as their head finally rises to face you. It would probably be more impressive if you could see anything other than a shadow. "Perhaps we'll meet again... weird blood-fetish man!""Hehe... fetish..." your beloved purrs, smearing more blood over you."I don't ha-" you begin, but it's too late; withdrawing their hand again, Hood-o slams a small item quickly to the floor, which erupts into a rapid spray and cloud of dense smoke, sending you stumbling back out of range, blinking and coughing."Don't-go-in-the-bathroom-for-a-while," Hood-o calls, footsteps beating a hasty retreat down the corridor somewhere, hidden by the still thick smoke hanging in the air.You fall back to the wall behind you, unable to see much beyond a few inches. After a bit of sputtering, it seems like the smoke is at least breathable, and your... darling (eeeeeee, you can use petnames for her! So cool!) doesn't sound like she's having problems.Beyond the obvious of being unconscious, covered in blood and apparently having to deal with some asshole over Den Den.By the feel off a small snout poking at your leg, Stefan's fine too."Well. That was weird." You sigh.>Stumble on! Find the Phantom!>The base is gonna be in an uproar with the Whitebeards; call the hunt off for now and go hide on the boat.>Try to wake up your sugar-bunny to get her opinion. Teamwork!>Other?>>3533322>'by Flashman Harry'>zoro loves them because SWORDS>sanji loves them because romance/smut>strawhats end up starting a book-club promoting 'your' books>everyone refuses to believe you're not the author
>Try to wake up your sugar-bunny to get her opinion. Teamwork!>also take her to a nurse, that is too much blood
>>3533359>>Try to wake up your sugar-bunny to get her opinion. Teamwork!
>>3533365Supporting >Inb4 we're mistaken for a hero that gloriously saved her from the phantom
>>3533359>>Try to wake up your sugar-bunny to get her opinion. Teamwork!With these super sweet pet names, I hope Big Mom doesn't get the wrong idea
>>3533359>>3533365This is good. Then we need to flee so those darn Whitebeards dont steal our Princess.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>wake up sleeping bleedyYou squint down at your snuggly venus flytrap, trying to see her as the smoke finally stops spewing. It'll probably start to thin out soon, but you can already heat the distant yells and running of Marines, probably heading to intercept the Whitebeards.Damn it. She really needs to wake up. Before the two of you look like you've stabbed multiple times.>Pinch her nose and cover her mouth. She'll automatically wake up if she can't breathe, right?>The stories always have the girls wake with a kiss right... although that's not really how you wanted your first kiss to be. Assuming this IS your first kiss? Damn amnesia!>Yell in her ear. But romantically!>Other?
>>3533409>Caress her cheek and whisper sweet nothings into her ear.
>>3533409>>Pinch her nose and cover her mouth. She'll automatically wake up if she can't breathe, right?
>>3533409>>The stories always have the girls wake with a kiss right... although that's not really how you wanted your first kiss to be. Assuming this IS your first kiss? Damn amnesia!SHOUJOHOUJO
>>3533409>>The stories always have the girls wake with a kiss right... although that's not really how you wanted your first kiss to be. Assuming this IS your first kiss? Damn amnesia!This is sure to wake her up!She'll faint again immediately after, but she'll wake up.
>Caress her cheek and whisper sweet nothings into her ear.>The world is better when you act darling, so come on and wake up~
>>3533409>>The stories always have the girls wake with a kiss right... although that's not really how you wanted your first kiss to be. Assuming this IS your first kiss? Damn amnesia!100% shoujo
>>3533409>Caress her cheek and whisper sweet nothings into her ear.>The stories always have the girls wake with a kiss right... although that's not really how you wanted your first kiss to be. Assuming this IS your first kiss? Damn amnesia!>Try not to blush too hard.MAXIMUM SHOUJO!
>>3533435>>3533436>ComboToo good, I'll switch to supporting this
>>3533436Supporting
Rolled 31 (1d100)>how to get a restraining order against youIt's a little hard to caress someone's cheek when you're using both arms to hold them, but you manage to awkwardly shift and stretch one arm to do so."Darling," you whisper, leaning down to her. "Honey-cakes. Butterfly-pumpkin mocha-snookums. Dandeli-">Roll 1d100, best of 3 to dodge the flailing punch of a panicked, half-conscious woman while you're both blinded by smoke!
One thing I like is tat thanks to who her dad is there is a very good chance we are the onyl guy to ever even flirt with her, everyone else was too scared!
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3533466
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>3533466
>>3533418>>3533424>>3533436Sweet nothings. I think you mean weet things (unless you want to wisper bshbshbbs as sweetly as you can and wait for something to happen).
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>3533466This isn't like my Chinese cartoons at all
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>3533478*sweetFuck you too phone
How is Silvers Harry so smooth!? He can't keep getting away with it!
>>3533478What's more romantic than whispering incoherent babbles into your little ducklings ear? I know what I meant.
>>3533478'Sweet nothings' is a name for meaningless romantic cooing.Looks like you managed to dodge, sadly. Writing!
>>3533489He is the antiFlashman, the same guy that screamed to a girl in Loguetown's pier because she was scared of him.
>>3533493Never is too late to learn something new.
Rolled 47, 4, 59 = 110 (3d100)>86, booooooYour Haki isn't active, but airflow and an instinct for danger tells you to suddenly jerk your head back, as a flailing fist swings through where your face was."W- what's - where am I?!"Your cuddly baby tapir' voice sounds panicked, as she struggles slightly in your grip - the smoke is still thick enough you can only vaguely the shape of her body, even at this range."Wuff!" Stefan is so helpful!>It's okay! There's nowhere safer than in my arms~ (Angst over the fact you can't wink or fingergun due to smoke and having your hands full)>Everything's okay! The island's under attack by Whitebeard pirates who want to kidnap me, but it's all cool.>In my heart. And my arms. And your base. But mostly my heart and arms.>Other?
>>3533489He doesn't remember his real personality. Thanks Amnesia!
Rolled 25, 29 = 54 (2d100)>>3533518..... background rolls.
>>3533518>Everything's okay! The island's under attack by Whitebeard pirates who want to kidnap me, but it's all cool.
>>3533518>In my heart. And my arms. And your base. But mostly my heart and arms.
>>3533518>Everything's okay! The island's under attack by Whitebeard pirates who want to kidnap me, but it's all cool.Gotta play up that mysterious past angle
>>3533523Ace and Blackbeard are both jobbing.Incredible.
>>3533528>>3533518>In my heart. And my arms. And your base. But mostly my heart and arms.Hell yeah, supporting this.
>>3533518>In my heart. And my arms. And your base. But mostly my heart and arms.>Everything's okay! The island's under attack by Whitebeard pirates who want to kidnap me, but it's all cool.
>>3533532Lmao.You expected more from the Ds in parallel world?
>>3533532In the Infinit flux of timelines and dimensions, the only constant is Ace being a jobber.
>>3533518>>In my heart. And my arms. And your base. But mostly my heart and arms.Oh but also>The island's under attack by Whitebeard pirates who want to kidnap me, but it's all cool.>>3533532Typical of Ace but it's a good sign for us that BB is even worse than us
>>3533518>>In my heart. And my arms. And your base. But mostly my heart and arms.
>>3533518>In my heart. And my arms. And your base. But mostly my heart and arms.>We need to run dearest, Whitebeards are attacking. I'm afraid they're after me. Not sure why though, right Stefan?
>>3533535Supporting
Rolled 67 (1d100)Rolling for the possibility of Ace not being a jobber?
>>3533518>Everything's okay! The island's under attack by Whitebeard pirates who want to kidnap me, but it's all cool.Totally drama free life here.
I can't stop thinking of Akainu treating his daughter as his little princess, being a superprotective father that calls her every day to see how she's doing.One day he calls her and some random guy answers the Den Den and tells you she's his fiancee and they are sleeping.The rage he will unlesh upon us will be both fun and terrifiying.
>you're in hell, masaaaaa"In my heart," you say, being the suave and sexy guy that you are. "And my arms. And your base. But mostly my heart and arms." You pause, given the continued calls and stomping feet down distant corridors. "Oh, and the island's under attack by Whitebeard pirates who want to kidnap me, but it's all cool."You feel her freeze in your arms. "Whitebeard pirates?! But why!""I just said - they want to kidnap me.""Yes, but WHY?!">I have absolutely no idea at all it's a mystery how strange oh well I guess we'll never know. Yep yep yep.>I stole Whitebeard's dog and ate one of their Devil Fruits.>They want to recruit me.>Eh, enough about me, let's talk about you. What's your favorite color? I need to know what to theme our wedding.>Other?
>>3533582>>I have absolutely no idea at all it's a mystery how strange oh well I guess we'll never know. Yep yep yep.
>>3533582>"I stole their best crew member and ate their food. Yepyepyep, so how do you like your drinks? Alcoholic? Flat? P I N K ?"
>>3533582>Eh, enough about me, let's talk about you. What's your favorite color? I need to know what to theme our wedding.
>I stole Whitebeard's dog and ate one of their Devil Fruits.>So now they wanna recruit me
>>3533582>>I stole Whitebeard's dog and ate one of their Devil Fruits.>>They want to recruit me.Sometimes pirates don't make sense.
>>3533582>>I stole Whitebeard's dog and ate one of their Devil Fruits.
>>3533582>>I stole Whitebeard's dog and ate one of their Devil Fruits.>But enough about me, let's talk about you. What's your favorite color? I need to know what to theme our wedding.Man. We are so romantic.
>>3533582>I stole Whitebeard's dog and ate one of their Devil Fruits.>Also, someone called you and I answered. He was kinda rude.
>>3533582>I, ahem, "liberated" their dog Stefan who is now my partner. I also "liberated" some fruit from them.>But that's besides the point. The sooner we leave, the sooner we can get away and start planning our wedding.
>>3533582>I stole Whitebeard's dog and ate one of their Devil Fruits.>They want to recruit me.>Eh, enough about me, let's talk about you. What's your favorite color? I need to know what to theme our wedding.
>>3533582>I stole Whitebeard's dog and ate one of their Devil Fruits.>They want to recruit meWe need to hide in our boat soon.
>>3533606Support
>>3533598+1
Rolled 97, 78, 97 = 272 (3d100)>pirates. how do they work.You shrug, unseen in the smoke. "I stole Whitebeard's dog and ate one if their Devil Fruits. So now they want to recruit me."There's a few moments of silence, before you feel your charming angel nod. "Hm... that makes sense."It does? "Of course it does! So, uh, I was wondering if there was anything you wanted to do? With me? Right now?" Like marriage."Oh! Well - I mean... should you stop carrying me? A-as I'm awake now...?""Bwowf," Stefan agrees, pointedly bumping into your leg."Right, I guess..." you mumble, carefully tilting her so she can stumble to her feet. The smoke is starting to thin a little, but you still can't make out details. "And now?"You can sort of see her fist-pumping. "I'm going to do my duty and help fight those pirates! You stay here, where it's safe!">(SHIT, KNOCK HER BACK OUT)>W-WAIT! Think of the dog! Won't somebody think of the dog?!>Yeeeeessss, I will... absolutely do that.>Other?
>>3533650>>W-WAIT! Think of the dog! Won't somebody think of the dog?!
>Whitebeard himself sent his commanders after me, it's too dangerous for me to stay, they could hurt you!>I will run and hide and find you again, just give me your snail number and remember Silvers Harry will forever love you!>Also some angry guy called while you were asleep
>>3533650>97 and 97Ultimate Duel going on here .Full power Ace vs Akainu?Also>W-WAIT! Think of the dog! Won't somebody think of the dog?!
>>3533650>It's too dangerous. They are after me. I should flee and they will follow me. Less bloodshed that way.>Also I need you as a bodyguard now.Let's flee together like in those romantic novels.
>>3533662Supportin my dude.
>>3533650>Whoa whoa whoa, I like the fire there but I've got a better idea. If they're after me, then why not make a biiiiiiiig show and flee the island? Then they'll stop attacking the base and start attacking me! When we lose them at sea we can get back to wedding planning.
>>3533650>W-WAIT! Think of the dog! Won't somebody think of the dog?!
>>3533662>>3533672Yes. This. Do it. Do it now.
>>3533661Thankfully Akainu is at Marineford, or you'd be dead right now. Instead it's a 3-way battle between the Marine, annoyed WB pirates and very frustrated Redhaired pirates who just wanted to buy supplies, dammit.Heading to bed, thanks for playing, and it looks like think of Stefan and let's elope are tied for now.
>>3533672Support. Maximum volcano rage.
>>3533650 #>W-WAIT! Think of the dog! Won't somebody think of the dog?!
>>3533672I'll switch to eloping Akainu's gonna flip.
>>3533717Switch my vote to let's elope.
>>3533672Now we do the kidnapping, what a strange timeline.
I like Phantom. We should kidnap him too.
>>3533797Lol, if we get strong enough, we could kidnap even DF users with our power (kidnap Akainu to get his blessing)
>>3533797We create the Silvers Pirates entirely by kidnapping people we like Into our crew. And then we make them like It!Even If we kidnap them by just asking them to join like a normal person and they accept.It counts! Phantom as our idiot first mate!
Rolled 77 (1d100)Stuff.
>>3535256She awakens
>can’t wait to kill off your waifu“Whoa whoa whoa, I like the fire there,” you say, holding your hands up (and waving some of the smoke aside), “but I've got a better idea. If they're after me, then why not make a biiiiiiiig show and flee the island? Then they'll stop attacking the base and start attacking me! When we lose them at sea we can get back to wedding planning.”A pause.“W-w-w-WEDDING?!” You can sort of see your adorable tortilla sway slightly, hands reaching up to press against her cheeks. “But - it’s so sudden!”It is? Oh yeah, you’re meant to have, uh, three dates before you get married or something? That seems about right. “I know it’s fast,” you tell her, earnest, “but I do everything fast.”“Well, you can get pills for that...” your scrumptious cacti murmurs, before you see her cross her arms. No doubt she has a cute, stubborn look on her face. And blood. Lots of blood. “Regardless! The priority right now is stop the Whitebeard attack, and... your idea has merit.”Naturally! You’re a tactical genius!“We’ll get in contact with my C.O. and find out what kind of big display is best.”>No, no, it’s cool. I’ll just go run past them all all, and they’ll give chase. No biggie.>Sounds good! Give them a call and we’ll get started.>Actually, how about we go to the docks and blow up the Whitebeard ship?>Other
>>3535274>Actually, how about we go to the docks and blow up the Whitebeard ship?>Wait, no. What if they stow away on another ship. Better blow up EVERY ship just to be safe.
>Sounds good! Give them a call and we’ll get started.>by the way, some guy called earlier but you were asleep, they sounded angry
>>3535274“Well, you can get pills for that...”Ouch. Low blow mang>>3535274>STEAL the WB ship insteadThis is a perfect idea and no way will anything go wrong
>>3535286Supporting
>>3535274>>3535305We've already stolen a dog. Why not a ship that's full of goodies? And may or may not have BB's and Ace's stuff
>>3535274>>3535305Fuck it. SupportSteal yo fruitSteal yo dawgSteal yo ship
>>3535305Support.
>>3535305Fuck yeah. Switching to this!
>mfw the British Museum is selling an £85 Charlotte Katakuri figure as part of their manga exhibitionNo. No. I musn’t.No.
>>3535305+1
>>3535274Also romantic ballroom dancing on the ship anyone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFvSElnmnVsIf you can get past the fucking necks, I very highly recommend this anime Ballroom e Youkoso
>>3535333... And a ‘Winsmoke Sanju’ nanoblock. Really?
>>3535333Nice>>3535339It's the wanted poster all over again hahahahaha
>won’t someone think of how rockstar has to explain this shit to shanks and silvers“I’ve got an idea! We’ll steal the Whitebeard ship that they came on!” GENIUS. Stefan approves too, by the way he rolls around on the floor, panting.“Then... how will they chase us?”“Uh. Well, they’re pirates, so they’ll likely steal a ship... but they won’t be as good at handling an unfamiliar one,” (you conveniently leave aside the fact that you guys probably won’t be able to handle the Whitebeard ship well). “We just need to make it nice and flashy!”“Sounds good!” Your bloodstained paramour seems reasonably enthusiastic. “With the Vice-Admiral at sea nearby, those criminals have no chance!”>Perfect! You go to the docks and find their ship, I’ll go get their attention!>Perfect! Let’s go get their attention, then we’ll lead them to the docks!>Vice-Admiral who?>Other?In other news, I’ll be in London on 29th and 30th May, so probably few updates then.
>>3535365>>Perfect! You go to the docks and find their ship, I’ll go get their attention!
>>3535365>In other news, I’ll be in London on 29th and 30th May, so probably few updates then.Ewww. Another tourist in my city. Just a heads up, if you're going to visit the Tate then the only good exhibition currently is the one about ya boi Pierre Bonnard.And make sure you avoid the alleyways by 7 unless you want to be cold and surrounded by drunk (possibly homeless) locals.>Perfect! Let's head to the docks, if they chase us, they chase us.
>>3535365>>Perfect! You go to the docks and find their ship, I’ll go get their attention!>>Vice-Admiral who?So this is basically how I imagine this going.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQoNhpxxFh0
>>3535365>Perfect! You go to the docks and find their ship, I’ll go get their attention!>Vice-Admiral who?PLS DON'T BE GARPAlso I think she'll be better at readying a ship since she's a marine and we're an amnesiatic dumbass
>>3535365>>Perfect! Let’s go get their attention, then we’ll lead them to the docks!
>>3535374Your city is garbage and you should feel badt. East Anglian
Rolled 39, 97, 13 = 149 (3d100)>>3535374I live thirtyish minutes away from London so I’m quite a regular, just thought I’d give a heads up for incoming sparse updates (or more sparse than usual at the minute). And I’ll proooobably be doing my standard spin around the British Museum, V&A and National Gallery, although the Fan Museum has changed their exhibition from last time... might hit up Kew Gardens as well, depending on time. Already booked my ticket for the British Museum manga exhibit, so rest assured I’ll post pictures of any terrible spellings on the One Piece part of the exhibit. HOHOHO I LIKE MOCKING THINGS.... Winsmoke Sanju. Seriously. Wow.Background rooooooolls~ and writing for grabbing their attention!
>>3535413>Another 97>Ace jobbing againWhat even IS going on there hahaha
>dem rolls“Perfect! You go to the docks and find their ship, I’ll go get their attention!”“Understood! Good luck... H-Harry...” Oh, she’s swaying again. That’s a thing.“All right, I’m gonna get going. See ya! Stefan, come on, boy!” You flash her a grin she can’t see, and take off at a run back down the corridor you originally came from, out of the smoke and into the clean air of a rapidly-emptying Marine base, Stefan running at your heels.“Let’s go attract some Whitebeard attention,” you tell him, determined. His tongue lolls out as he borks, which is obviously agreement. “We don’t know how many there are, or their capabilities, so we’ll>attack them and then run to the docks!>attack them and beat up one or two! Or three! Or ten! THEN we’ll run to the docks!>stand on a rooftop near them and yell until they pay attention!>Other?>>3535413That was actually Redhaireds, WBs, Marines, so Ace wasn’t jobbing for once, incredible. BB picking up the slack there.
>>3535444>attack them and beat up one or two! Or three! Or ten! THEN we’ll run to the docks!
>>3535444>>stand on a rooftop near them and yell until they pay attention!activate taunt.exe
>>3535396>t. East AnglianRun off back to the 'olk an 'shire you stupe.>>3535413I forgot that then was showing of manga.. what a time to be alive.There's a museum I've visited where a ton is out on display, so much so that it can be difficult to move around it. They have an opened sarcophagus with the body still inside. I can't remember the name of it and it's killing me.
>>3535444>>stand on a rooftop near them and yell until they pay attention!This is Nega-Harry, so that means he's actually capable of standing on roofs.
>>3535444>stand on a rooftop near them and yell until they pay attention!
>>3535444>stand on a rooftop near them and yell until they pay attention!Remember mediocrity is our middle name
>>3535444>>stand on a rooftop near them and yell until they pay attention!>HEY LISTEN!
>>3535454The British Museum’s Egyptology rooms are pretty damn good, are you sure it wasn’t there?>the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire“- stand on a rooftop near them and yell until they pay attention!”Stefan gazes up at you with adoring expression of someone who realizes your tactical acumen And is in AWE. You’ve gotta get him some good treats. But... apparently not on this island.Oh well!The base is currently operating on a skeleton crew, so it’s no problem to breeze past the couple of guards again, even as they yell at you to stop.If there’s one thing going for you apart from your brain, good looks, skills, fashion sense, cute dog and new fiancée, it’s definitely your speed.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to find the WB pirates
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3535480
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>3535480
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3535480Probably not, there was a strange collection. It wasn't all Egyptian. Like there was an incan staff, some old Nike shoe, tons and tons of weapons on the 2nd floor, and quite a lot of jewelry and pottery.The mummy had an unbandaged toe I believe..
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3535480
>>3535503>>3535502How was yours posted before mine but it comes afterwards in the posts order?
>>3535504>>3535502>11:19:44>>3535503>11:19:43Wow, what the fuck.So does this mean we've gotten and 84, or just an 81?
>>3535504...uh, that's weird as shit
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>3535502Might have been in a private/stately home turned museum, then?>>3535505Uh, it means you time-travelled. Good job breaking reality!I mean, it’s a pass anyway, but still.Rollin’ 4 tiem-travil
>>3535514>Uh, it means you time-travelled. Good job breaking reality!God dammit not again.>Might have been in a private/stately home turned museum, then?I think it might have been! I think it was connected to a college or university somehow.. Probably literally.
>81/84 HMMMMMMMMMMIt’s pretty damn easy to find out where the Whitebeards are, because you follow the sound of gunshots. And explosions.Mmm, discreet.You grab Stefan, because cuteness doesn’t help small dogs climb buildings, and get to within a decent range of the ensuing fight. From the yells and noises, it sounds like it’s a bunch of Marines versus a small number of Whitebeards, but...Is that the Firefist guy’s voice?“-even want to fight, mind your own business!”... yeah, that’s him. Judging from the increased gunfire, it sounds like the local Marines aren’t particularly interested in leaving the pirates to do what they want.You turn your eyes up to the nearby buildings that are between you and the ongoing ‘dispute’, Stefan snuffling happily in your arms.>Roll 1d100 for climbingDEFEAT GRAVITY
>>3535514Silvers Harry transcends time and space.Wait, does this mean that he's timeless?
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3535528
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3535528GRAVITY DEFEATED
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3535528
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3535528>>3535534Nice.
>>3535536I thought it was Silvers once again breaking the mediocrity but thinking on it, it's just him being Anti-Flashman and actually being able to do rooftop related actions very well.
>>3535534Truly, the anti-Flashman
>>3535534OnePieceBaka is my nemesis.>90+10 climbing boooooooooooYou get yourself to the top of the building (a bakery) with almost surprising easy. Of course, you’re amazing, but still. You didn’t expect it to be THAT easy with a dog tucked under one arm.Damn, you’re good.You crouch low as you peer over the rooftop, to get a better view of -Oh. Hey.The Whitebeards are up one end of the street, Marines at the other - but with the Whitebeards (two of them, Firefist and some really fat, ugly dude) are... your two Redhaired escorts,Literally noooooo-one looks happy about the situation.There’s a lull in shooting, a ship the Marines fall back slightly to reload, but it doesn’t really seem like the pirates want to take advantage of it, being too busy bickering quietly over something. Eh, whatever. You just need to get their attention...>”IMPORTANT NEWS, WHITEBEARD SUCKS.”>”HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS DOG!”>”MY NAME IS SILVERS HARRY, AND I’M GOING TO MAKE THIS DOG THE PIRATE KING!”>Other.
>>3535550>>”MY NAME IS SILVERS HARRY, AND I’M GOING TO MAKE THIS DOG THE PIRATE KING!”
>>3535550>”HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS DOG!”
>>3535550>>”MY NAME IS SILVERS HARRY, AND I’M GOING TO MAKE THIS DOG THE PIRATE KING!”>>HE SMELLS BETTER THAN WHITEBEARD AND IS MORE COMPETENT THAN THE WORLD GOVERNMENT.
>>3535550>>”MY NAME IS SILVERS HARRY, AND I’M GOING TO MAKE THIS DOG THE PIRATE KING!”It's like Gol D. Roger himself came back
>>3535560Supporting
>>3535550>”MY NAME IS SILVERS HARRY, AND I’M GOING TO MAKE THIS DOG THE PIRATE KING!”>Leak some darkness to make an awesome backdrop for yourself.
>>3535550>"ACE, YOU SUCK AT HIDE AND SEEK!"I want to add this. He failed hard trying to find us in his ship.
>>3535566Aside from being right up Flashman's alley, it could even give Blackbeard an aneurysm. Win-Win!
>>3535550>MY NAME IS SILVERS HARRY, AND I’M GOING TO MAKE THIS DOG THE PIRATE KING!
>MY NAME IS SILVERS HARRY AND I JUST GOT ENGAGED TO SAKAZUKI MASAYOSHI! YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING!
>>3535580+1
>>3535580Brilliant, let's do it.
>You clear your throat, stand up, and hold your charming anon handsome friend up for the world to see. His tail wags even faster at this exciting new event.”MY NAME IS SILVERS HARRY, AND I’M GOING TO MAKE THIS DOG THE PIRATE KING!”A silence falls, as pirates and Marines stop and slowly stare up at the crazy man with too many weapons, holding up a small, fluffy white doggy. With a moustache. Stefan, not you. You don’t have a moustache.Then Firefist’s arm snaps up as he points at you, fury covering his face. “You! Get down from there and come home, right now!”Rockstar very gently places his forehead in his palms.>”I already have a family, hot-head, and you’re not part of it!”>”This rooftop is my home now! Mine and Stefan’s!”>Don’t wanna! (stick your tongue out at him)>Other?Heading back to the house, update sort of soonish probably but not~
>No! I am going to run away with my fiance and you will never catch me!
>>3535594>>”I already have a family, hot-head, and you’re not part of it!”>>I can't remember who or where, but I know it ain't you!
>>3535594>>”I already have a family, hot-head, and you’re not part of it!”
>>3535594>"I already have a family, hot-head, and you’re not invited to the wedding!">"I am going to run away with my fiance and you will never catch me!"
>>3535594>Don’t wanna! (stick your tongue out at him)The way he says it makes me think of an older brother talking to a younger one. Makes me want to be a brat and cause him trouble.
>>3535608Supporting
changing to this>"I already have a family, hot-head, and you’re not invited to the wedding!">"I am going to run away with my fiance and you will never catch me!"
>>3535594>"I already have a family, hot-head, and you’re not invited to the wedding!">"I am going to run away with my fiance and you will never catch me!"I honestly kind of wish this was the main quest now, this is amazing.
>>3535637This is the quest I pour zero effort into, and you get the shit I just fling at a screen because I know it would never fly in the main quest.Also Smoker's head is a weird place, as you'll discover when you run into the Vice Admiral.
>>3535647Mediocre qm effort, mediocre rolls- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!These rolls are your fault Qm. Own up!
>>3535647inb4 it's the smoker from our universe wondering what the hell we're doing now.
>>3535653I'm pretty sure that's the idea, this entire Silvers harry AU thing is just Smoboss's nightmares.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3535651N-no! What I mean is... I work so hard on this quest! So hard! So much research! And, um... goodbye.Roll to escape JUDGEMENT
>>3535659You can't escape the truth
>>3535659>Roll to escape JUDGEMENTNever heard of him. Is he nice?>So much research!Sure Qm, sure. I can play the long game.Bad internet gang rise up! Who else here gets below 100 Kilobytes?
>>3535659Looks like you'll be sharing a cell in Impel Down with OnePieceBaka
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3535677..... excellent.Rolling to shank OnePieceBaka and free myself of his cursed rolls 4EVA
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3535679STOP
>>3535679>Rolled 69Nice. I ship it.
>>3535679>69I have some bad news for you BPQM....
>>3535681I can't believe I'm fucking ____.
>>3535679>69
Rolled 95 (1d100)Rolling for BPQM to accept OnePieceBaka into her spider heart.
>>3535702>Rolled 95Nice!What shall we call this ship for her maiden voyage (euphemism intended).
>>3535707The Baka and the B(PQM)east?
>>3535702
>>3535679>>3535681>>3535702............... but I wanna hot girl... >:(>>3535725Excellent, our first and last not-date shall be a gay bar. We will drink Pink Flamingoes and ignore each other.... Except for me stabbing you, nemesis.
>>3535752Are you going against the dice gods?
