Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of One Piece Genuine Pirate Quest, you wake up to find you’d actually eaten a Devil Fruit and BECOME A GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ha... haha. Right. Aside from your newfound electrical powers, you also revealed your still-aliveness to the Strawhats, found a massive golden bell (plus some weird old writing), took some lovely snaps for the scrapbook, and said goodbye to your precious snek child. Then you tried to run away and throw yourself off the edge of the Sky Islands, probably for the meme. Your traumatised Eternal Rival, Zoronoa Roro, or whatever it is, came to stop you, with swords. And maybe words. But mostly swords.We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.
>ugh, whateverCommon sense. Ick. Ew. Ugh. “... Fine. I'll ask Conis for a different way down.” Maybe you should do this ‘basic research’ thing. It works for paperwork. Maybe it’ll work for other stuff. You doubt it, but at least no-one can complain you didn’t try. You look away from your Eternal Jerk, huffing. “I'm only coming back because you guys will be a pain if I don't.”Zoro sighs, relief obvious, though he does’t lower his swords just yet. Noodle gives a low hiss though, reluctantly turning at your words to head back to shore. “I don’t care about your reasoning. Just don’t make Chopper upset.”.... Yeah, okay, that’s a good priority. Poor Doctor Cutie.Zoro eyes you warily a little more, before finally removing the third sword and sheathing it, then the second. The first remains at hand, though at least not pointed at you. “We’re not going to have to restrain you, are we?”>Of course not! Just because I’m the kind of guy who jumps out of the sky doesn’t mean I go back on my word.>Does this count as being kidnapped? If so, I think it depends how professional you want to be.>If you lock me up, you can’t spar with me. Just a reminder.>Other?
>>3551763>Of course not! Just because I’m the kind of guy who jumps out of the sky doesn’t mean I go back on my word.>proceed to fall off the cloud with zoro because we're still moving towards the edge and nobody's paying attention to it
>>3551763>>Of course not! Just because I’m the kind of guy who jumps out of the sky doesn’t mean I go back on my word.>>proceed to fall off the cloud with zoro because we're still moving towards the edge and nobody's paying attention to it
>>3551763>>Does this count as being kidnapped? If so, I think it depends how professional you want to be.
>>3551781It was a joke...Zoro and noodle would actually die...
>>3551788Plus I already said in the update that Noodle turned around. But Seasus forbid people read the update they vote on, I guess.
>>3551763>Of course not! Just because I’m the kind of guy who jumps out of the sky doesn’t mean I go back on my word.
>>3551763>Sike!>Attempt to change into lightning and fly away>But then come back because you forgot to buy souvenirs
>Of course not! Just because I’m the kind of guy who jumps out of the sky doesn’t mean I go back on my word.>Besides now I have the image of Chopper tearing up in my head, HOW CAN I DEAL WITH THAT?!
>>3551763>Of course not! Just because I’m the kind of guy who jumps out of the sky doesn’t mean I go back on my word.morning, BP.
>>3551799>how dare you, etelnar livar“Of course not! Just because I’m the kind of guy who jumps out of the sky doesn’t mean I go back on my word.” You pull yourself up to your full one-cm-higher-than-him height, fixing Zoro with a look of insulted disgust.“... Right.” He glances over to where the Strawhats are becoming clearer, apparently calmed down now they can see you’re returning. “I’m gonna tell Chopper to check you for head injuries, though.”You suppose that might be a valid concern if a random person had happened to fling themselves out of the sky. Or a Logia who hadn’t actually confirmed if he could turn into Lightning, you guess.“My head’s fine, you mutter instead, as Noodle slithers closer to the shore.“HAS HE STOPPED BEING NUTS?” Thanks, Sanji.“FOR NOW,” Zoro calls back. You’re not sure if that’s an insult or not. You glare at him anyway, just in case, before the rocky shore comes close enough that the pair of you can jump off the giant snake-boat.Gah. You really need to get down, sthe last time anyone heard from you, Nico had just found out your identity, and then... then you never called back. Probably not good.The assorted Strawhats - Strawbrat himself, Sanji, Nico and Chopper, apparently take your sudden fleeing in reasonably good stead as you’re escorted back to the Merry, apart from Chopper insisting on knowing whether you received any head-injuries.... You’ve apparently been put on a watchlist of ‘idiot who might do dangerous shit, watch out in case he commits suicide via dumbassery’, judging by the way at least one person seems to conveniently linger around you almost constantly, even after you’re back on the ship.Great.>Call Conis, see what she has to say about getting down.>Try and sneak away to call someone.>Make yourself useful and help out somewhere... (ship repair? Food? Something else?)>Other?
>>3551823>>Call Conis, see what she has to say about getting down.Wait on phone home until we have a plan to get down and it's time to party....We do get a party, right?
>>3551763>Of course not! Just because I’m the kind of guy who jumps out of the sky doesn’t mean I go back on my word.....Am I the only one who misses Lolonoa Lolo? Petitioning to call him that whenever speak about him as Flashman for the extra ''''differentiation'''' between the most dashing marine and that pirate scum Arthur.
>>3551823>Make yourself useful and help out somewhere... (ship repair? Food? Something else?)>FOODWe're got the Zoro bonding down, now for Sanji
>>3551823>>Call Conis, see what she has to say about getting down.
>>3551826You’ll be calling him Lolonoa when you’re being a noble harbinger of JUSTICE, don’t worry. That’s his name, after all!
>>3551823>Make yourself useful and help out somewhere... (ship repair? Food? Something else?)>Help Sanji in the kitchensMake everyone some sorry I tried to jump off a cloud apology macaroons.
>>3551823>>3551832Supporting. Make like five of em for Chopper. He deserves it.Though Luffy's probably gonna eat it all anyway
>>3551832How about light and fluffy meringue instead? I nearly jumped off a cloud. Here's a cloud like desert.
>become CHEF“Hey.”The scent of cigarette smoke would have told you who was there even if you hadn’t heard Sanji coming. You look across to where he leans against the railing, ever so casual, watching the others fix up Merry, fail to fix up Merry (Strawbrat), or try to get Strawbrat under control. “Yeah?”“I need to start getting meals ready for the ladies.” He waves the smoke away. “Maybe the guys too, I guess. Want to help?”... He’s being oddly... pleasant? Not that he’s normally an asshole or anything, but Sanji’s a brusque kind of person, to men at least. Does he think you’re gonna run off and fling yourself off a cloud again?“Yeah, okay.” Screw it, it gives you something to do. Although you’ve probably paid your way anyway, with the whole god-killing, ship-crashing stuff.His eyes gleam. “Perfect! There’s a lot of prep to do, get your ass in the galley and wash up.”... That’s more normal.The galley isn’t exactly running low on food, especially meat - someone clearly went out hunting earlier - but the selection is obviously a bit more sparse than before. Sanji’s all business, but he’s good enough to teach you even as he works, before casually offering you the chance to pick the dessert.Oh Seasus, you’re really being treated with cotton gloves, aren’t you? You try to jump to your apparent death ONE TIME, and everyone thinks you’re mentally unstable.>What dessert?
>>3551864>meringueExpand our dessert horizons.
>>3551864>Cupcakes.
>Make a puffy and delicious Angel Cake, decorate it to look like a cloud
>>3551864>>meringue
>>3551870>lemon meringue pie
>>3551864Yeah changing my vote >>3551866 to >>3551870We can decorate the cake WITH a meringue like pic related for maximum cloudiness.Dunno if Sanji will be overjoyed at our inventiveness or horrified.
>>3551864>cheesecake
>>3551864>>3551870>>3551874Supporting.
>>3551874I don't think it'll be that bad, it's a cloud. We're on an island full of em. Seems more like a typical Skypiea-themed dessert.
>>3551878Exactly. It's a pretty normally dessert from all angles, but considering what we literally just did in their eyes....(Plus it does look delicious)
>>3551880I would've thought a dessert shaped more like a regular island or specifically Jaya would freak em out more, since we were trying to get away from Skypiea.
>>3551874>>3551872i'll support this instead
>>3551874>that pic name>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for horrifying San- I mean, baking.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3551885
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3551885
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3551885
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3551885
>>3551886Sanji appropriately horrified? Not sure if it's good that he's horrified of the implications rather than our skill
>>3551886NiceWhen was the last time we had sweets anyways?Macarons look so distant right now
>81 + 19 Cooking = 100 woooooooo, poor kickdad(Cooking +1!)“Angel cake seems like a good fit for a sky island,” you innocently suggest, even as your inner troll claws its way to the surface. “A meringue topping would be good...”“Meringue is kind of hard for a beginner, but I’ll be here, so...” Sanji rubs his chin, eyes flicking over the galley. “Yeah, okay. I’ll find a good recipe for you to follow, hold on.”Apparently having memorised where literally every recipe is in every book, he pulls together an appropriate recipe out in seconds, while you try not to snigger at your planned cloudy topping. It’s probably cruel, but he’s a pirate. That’s your excuse, and you’re sticking with it.First step is to help out with the basic prep for the main meals, which you perform satisfactorily, judging by how Sanji turns an occasional eye over your work without offering anything more than a rare slight correction. Second step is, while Sanji starts to cook, to get the dessert prepped.Working off the recipe is pretty easy, especially with the cook offering advice and quick checks throughout. He seems pleased with your work though, which makes it all the sweeter (heh, sweeter) when you start making the damn thing look like clouds.It’s pretty goddamn awesome, if you do say so yourself. Even if your cooking teacher’s expression has started looking a little wooden as the cake’s intrinsic cloudiness comes to life.You motion towards the nearly-finished deliciousness, face a picture of )admittedly mostly hidden) naivety. “Is this okay?”“Y-yeah,” he says, visibly uncomfortable. It’s beautiful. “It’s good. It’s... Wait.” His eyes narrow at your own wide ones. “You’re fucking with me, aren’t you?”>What can I say, I like clouds.>If I say yes, are you gonna kick me?>(GASP) I would never!>Other?(By the way, for hygiene reasons you had a shower and changed into a convenient set of new, non-torn but still face-covering clothes that you borrowed off Zoro/Kohza/Sanji/whatever before this. No, Sanji won’t let you help out after having been unconscious in a bush and walking around with most of your body on display. It’s not hygienic!)
>>3551924>I... don't think so? I just thought it'd be good to eat?
>Dude no, I like women
>>3551924>>I... don't think so? I just thought it'd be good to eat?
>>3551924>>What can I say, I like clouds.I like them so much I wanted to jump right into them.
>>3551924>Yes. Look, I'm not crazy or suicidal, you guys are being way too extreme. See how much you freaked out over cake? You don't all have to keep watch over me like I'm about to jump off again.Use this as a moment to show that we're in a fine state of mind. Hopefully get them off our backs so we can call the crew without them hovering over us.
>>3551924>>(GASP) I would never!
>>3551935THIS
>>3551943>thisLet's have some real talk with kick dad.
>>3551924>(GASP) I would never!Can we be a bit smarter again? I like it when Flash is actually smart and messes with people who think he is dumb.
>>3551924>(GASP) I would never!
>>3551935This.
>>3551924>I... don't think so? I just thought it'd be good to eat?Sincere or not? WHO KNOWS
Rolled 126 (1d200)>>3551955Rollin’ for Flashy IQ
>>3551973>Very superior intelligence.Hot damn.
>>3551973Flashy is actually pretty damn smart, btw do Flashys reflexxes improve due to his mind being able to operate at lightning speed or dow we need to train that?
>>3551973Smart boi
>>3551973Whats the average
Rolled 361 (1d1000)>>3551975Just a joke roll, but honestly, while Flashy has his naivety and his glaring blind spots (WHO IS SOGEKING???), he is surprisingly quick on the draw sometimes. He’s weirdly good at research, book-learning and memorisation, for a start,And... weapons, apparently. Still, 126 is hardly genius level, though above average. He won’t be outsmarting Benn Beckman any time soon.>>3551976It’s possible, but you’ll need to train it. And it WILL be slow. Also, dangerous, because dicking around with your brain isn’t a great idea.Writing for just thinking it would be good to eat (teehee). Also for Sanji trying to figure out what’s going on with you, because SUSPICION coming to a head.>>3551989Generally 100-110, 140 is genius level (or at least what you need for MENSA membership).... Rolling for Stefan IQ.
>>3551924>If I say yes, are you gonna kick me out of White Sea?There is still hope
Have the strawhats commented on our awsome tatto yet?
>if you can't arrest them, break them mentallyYou stare at Sanji with an expression of pure, unrefined confusion. Alas, you are merely a sweet and innocent pirate, unwise to the ways of the world (and cake). What could he mean? You are entirely ignorant of the subtle undercurrents of his accusation, and so on and so forth.Yuuuuup."I... don't think so? I just thought it'd be good to eat?" You bite your lower lip slightly in a way that could mean, 'he thinks my baking's bad!' or 'he thinks I'm the kind of asshole that has fun messing with people!' depending on how paranoid he is.By an astounding coincidence, you are in fact the kind of asshole that enjoys messing with people. Just a little. Out of affection. ... And because it's funny.Mostly be because it's funny, to be honest.Sanji apparently isn't sure of your honesty, by the way he looks at your hurt expression, face faltering slightly. "It - does look good, but...">Roll 1d100, best of 3 for convincing Sanji of your innocenceJust a general roll, no bonus or malus, DC 73>>3552015Not to your face, but rest assured Luffy's already mentioned how cool it was to the others. The rest were a little more concerned about you being missing, Enel being missing, the stalk falling, and Merry being potentially screwed, though.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>3552028
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3552028
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3552028
>>3552028
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>3552028
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>3552028"We would like to plead guilty your honor"
>61 hohohoThen he huffs in dry amusement, settling back on his heels. "You little shit."... Wow, he almost sounded like Smoboss for a moment there. Homesickness... rising...Your wide-eyed gaze does nothing to convince him, apparently. "Huh?""Were you really planning on jumping off a cloud at all? Or did the idiot mosshead believe some bullshit you were pulling, and overreact?" Well, at least he's not taking it badly, even smirking slightly around his cigarette.>Ha, yeah, I was just kidding about jumping. I guess Zoro and Nico's reactions were so funny, I just kind of... ran with it.>Oh, no, I was totally gonna jump.>It's all kind of blurry... Maybe I was concussed?>Other?
If they ever ask why we though jumping off was good idea we could tell them we just want to meet our crew sooner. But since we told some of them that most of our crew died they can interpret this different
>>3552047>Oh, no, I was totally gonna jump.
>>3552047>Oh, no, I was totally gonna jump."I love - platonically, of course - my captain, but I've been missing for long enough that I'm kind of terrified at how mad he'll be when I see him next?"
>>3552047>>Ha, yeah, I was just kidding about jumping. I guess Zoro and Nico's reactions were so funny, I just kind of... ran with it.>>I probably shouldn't have gone as far as I did. Sorry about that.
>>3552047>>It's all kind of blurry... Maybe I was concussed?The obvious solution to fix this is candy.
>>3552047>>Ha, yeah, I was just kidding about jumping. I guess Zoro and Nico's reactions were so funny, I just kind of... ran with it.
>>3552047>>Ha, yeah, I was just kidding about jumping. I guess Zoro and Nico's reactions were so funny, I just kind of... ran with it.I'd rather they think we were callous and cruel than suicidal. Which we clearly fucking are, based on how we keep trying to push the goddamn envelope.
>>3552047>Ha, yeah, I was just kidding about jumping. I guess Zoro and Nico's reactions were so funny, I just kind of... ran with it.
>>3552047>Oh, no, I was totally gonna jump.>"Wait, you thought I'd die from jumping into some clouds?"
>>3552047>Oh, no, I was totally gonna jump.But I actually had a way to not die. Probably. It's a secret.
>Oh, no, I was totally gonna jump.>"Wait, you thought I'd die from jumping into some clouds?"
>>3552050'Today on OPBM Quest, you convinced the Strawhats you're happily suicidal'Why meeeeeee>>3552054>platonicallyYou mean familial, right? Sure, you were drunk and don't remember calling him your dad to Strawbrat, but it counts!
>>3552047>>It's all kind of blurry... Maybe I was concussed?We...DID kinda get hit on the head by a seastone skate....and fall off a sky beanstalk...Maybe Zoro is onto something about this gravity thing...
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3552076... Rolling for how much gravity wants to kill you.
I just realized we would've dropped Mr Speedy if we jumped...holy shit
>>3552047>Oh, no, I was totally gonna jump. >I might have been mildly concussed, though. I just really want to get home, and it seemed like an excellent idea at the time.
>>3552077slightly less than it wants to kill everyone else?
>>3552073>Strawhats think you're suicidal>"Come on. It's not like I woulda died or anything.">Maybe he does have some brain trauma.>Zoro: "What makes you think you can survive a fall like that you absolute dumbass?!">"Why this of course!">Flashman proceeds to turn into electricity and yeets himself back to shore.>"Now will you let me jump?"
Rolled 8 + 100 (1d100 + 100)>lol i wanna die howboutyou"Oh, no, I was totally gonna jump," you clarify, with a brief laugh. "I mean wow, who'd lie about something like that?"Sanji's weird, curly brow (kind of like those villains in that comic Mina loves reading) shoots right up, mouth pinching. "OH??""Yeah, but... I guess jumping when I'm injured like this isn't a great idea." You scowl, looking down at your now-shirt-covered chest. "I mean, I don't really want to upset Doctor Chopper, y'know?""Right, right," Sanji says, turning quickly away to stub out his cigarette. Why does a kitchen have ashtrays, anyway? Hello, basic food hygiene? "So. You, uh. How do yo- oh fuck it, I can't be dealing with this delicate stuff." He turns back again, face now set in a glare as he jabs a finger in your chest. "Don't pull anything like that again, get it, shitty guest?!">..... Dude, I REALLY need to get back. My Captain's probably going to murder me already.>I... don't really see why you'd care?>It wasn't a big deal! It's not like I'm the kind of person that would have died!>Other?>>3552096Let's check for Zoro.
>>3552104Apparently gravity wants to kill everyone Zoro cares about, but not Zoro himself.Brutal.
>>3552104>>It was stupid. I guess sometimes people do stupid things when they feel like they might lose something important.
>>3552104>>It wasn't a big deal! It's not like I'm the kind of person that would have died!He wouldn't die even if you killed him
>>3552104>I'm... actually kinda touched you care.>But come on, Logia users dont die from falling thats just silly.I want to watch the gears in Sanji's head spin until they catch fire.
>>3552108>..... Dude, I REALLY need to get back. My Captain's probably going to murder me already.
>>3552104>>I... don't really see why you'd care?Lumping your emotions on a hapless pirate: the best form of revenge.
>>3552104>>I... don't really see why you'd care?
>I'm... actually kinda touched you care.>But come on, Logia users dont die from falling thats just silly.For the lvoe of god there is no reason to hide our fruti at this point
>>3552104>I just wanted to see them again. My crew that is.
>>3552104>>I'm... actually kinda touched you care.>>But come on, Logia users dont die from falling thats just silly.
>I'm... actually kinda touched you care.>But come on, Logia users dont die from falling thats just silly.Can we tell them already about the logia or at least make an excuse and move on? Also, if this wins, don't give more explanation. Only that we are a logia. That's funny.
>>3552104>I... don't really see why you'd care?>>3552118Prefer a separate vote for what we're doing with the froot reveals. So many ideas being thrown around.
>>3552112It's time>I'm... actually kinda touched you care.>But come on, Logia users dont die from falling thats just silly.
>>3552104>..... Dude, I REALLY need to get back. My Captain's probably going to murder me already.
>>3552118>For the lvoe of god there is no reason to hide our fruti at this pointWe need to create all of the misunderstandings
>>3552127misunderstandings stop being funny when they make doctor cute cry
Logia reveal currently winning at 5 votes, will write in a minute if there's no moooore~
>>3552127This has really stopped being funny just like with Fop. It makes just as much sense too. Flashy went from being fine with fucking with the Strawhats to stopping his plans because of Chopper but he still doesn't bother explaining his actions even after admitting that yes, he did plan on jumping.
>>3552112Switch to logia reveal.
>>3552123Agreed. Refuse to explain further than us being a logia. We claimed to be afraid of swimming earlier, so they'll think we were actually one the whole time.
>>3552125>>I'm... actually kinda touched you care.>>But come on, Logia users dont die from falling thats just silly.
>>3552123Support
>>3552140>If you were a logia user the whole time, then why didn't you use it in the fight?!>"Uh...cause it's a secret."
>>3552148We don't actually say we were one the whole time. Just that we are one with no further explanation.
>not-so dramatic reveal... Awwww. That's - kind of nice? Even considering the way he's seething at you, it sends warm, tingly feelings to know that Someone's Worried About Your Wellbeing.Homesickness... intensifying... even further..."I'm... actually kinda touched you care," you tell him, unable to resist a happy beam at Chef Tough Love. Now to fuck with him more. "But come on, Logia users don't die from falling. That's just silly."Sanji pauses. Squints at you, fingertip still pressed against your chest. "What.">I said Logia don't die from falling. Shouldn't you be watching the food?> It was supposed to be a secret, but if it stops you guys from putting me on suicide watch... (JAZZHAAAAANDS) I ate Enel's Fruit! Wooooo!>(spark some lightning, and finger-gun at him)>Other?
>>3552135Nyet. no reveal Logia.>It wasn't a big deal! It's not like I'm the kind of person that would have died!
>>3552151>>I said Logia don't die from falling. Shouldn't you be watching the food?
>>3552151>I'm a Logia user. Falling wont kill me. Did *you* hit your head?>Foods burning by the way.
>>3552155Supporting Satan
>>I said Logia don't die from falling. Shouldn't you be watching the food?>Spark up a little
>>3552151>> It was supposed to be a secret, but if it stops you guys from putting me on suicide watch... (JAZZHAAAAANDS) I ate Enel's Fruit! Wooooo!
>>3552151>I said Logia don't die from falling. Shouldn't you be watching the food?Now that I think about it... If I wasn't inside Flash's head this would seem like he had everything planned.He stayed behind when everyone was fleeing from Enel. He killed him alone somehow, survived the fall and now he is a logia. Enel's logia. It's as if Flash absorbed his power somehow.The only other explanation is that everything was just a coincidence and somehow stayed behind for no good reason, killed the god by pure luck and then somehow found the fruit, but that's stupid and too far-fetched. Just how far back goes Flash's plan? Did he know about Enel from before? Did he know that getting drunk with Usoph would mean getting a ride to the sky island?
>>3552155Maximum Nonchalance.
>>3552168just as keikaku(keikaku means bullshit)Truly, he is Sengoku's grandson.
...I f we manage to keep what exactly our Logia is a secret, imagine the dawning horror on Robin's face when she hears that the unstoppable Commander Flashman got his hands on a "Static Static" fruit.
>>3552168Well, right now we haven't revealed it's Enel's so it's just an unknown Logia for them. If we ever do, remember that we were also found with the golden Bell and, more importantly, the Poneglyph...
>>3552177>I see. So today is the day I die.
>>3552182"Totally by accident" of course.
>>3552176[Translator's note]: Keikaku means planUp-to-date greentext of what the viewers at home have been thinking everytime we've done something when?
>don't you know anything, sanji?"I said Logia don't die from falling. Shouldn't you be watching the food?""Yo- gah!" He spins to check the hob, turning down the heat slightly, before tossing in a quick pinch of... some kind of spice. "Okay, great, nice distraction." He looks at you pointedly over his shoulder. "So you conveniently happen to be a Logia, huh? Even though you've shown zero sign of it. Got any proof?"He doesn't sound like he believes you. At all.>(spark like a busted wire)>I'm trying to keep it a secret, but... I'll swear on whatever you want me to.>A secret for a secret.>Other?>>3552187When someone writes it, I guess...
>(spark like a busted wire)>Ate Enels fruit like 5 minutes after killing him, then got hit over the head with a seastone skate...
>>3552200>A secret for a secret.
>>3552200>>I'm trying to keep it a secret, but... I'll swear on whatever you want me to.
>>3552200>I'm trying to keep it a secret, but... I'll swear on whatever you want me to.
>>3552200>>(spark like a busted wire)
>>3552200>I'm trying to keep it a secret, but... I'll swear on whatever you want me to.>Just don't tell Zoro no matter what. He's been extra weird lately.
>>3552203Supportin'
>>3552200>>A secret for a secret.
>>3552200>I'm trying to keep it a secret, but... I'll swear on whatever you want me to.Would choose 'a secret for a secret' option, but I don't think he has any secrets we would want to know.
>>3552200>(spark like a busted wire)I kind of want to keep them wondering if we planned everything from the start.I just love when Flash seems extremely intelligent even if by mistake, like when we captured Ace.
>>3552200>>3552203+1
>>3552218You could find out the links between the Strawhats and the Revolutionaries! Or just what's in his best secret sauce!... Or ask for a favour instead, to use at a later date.
If showing the power doesn't win I would just vote to shrug or say anything else. I don't like how the "I swear I'm telling the truth" is worded.
7-7 for swearing and sparking.Any tie-breakers?
>>3552233>swearing
>>3552233>sparking
>>3552233I'll change to sparking >>3552214
>>3552123Supporting
>>3552233Sparking
>>3552200>(spark like a busted wire)
Looks like ~~****SPARKLING****~~ win->>3552242>>3552251>>3552252Never mind. ANYONE ELSE? Next vote calls it, we're still on a tie. Otherwise I'll roll a d2.
>>3552255NEVER MIND, SPARKING WINS, writing.
>>3552256Sparking time bois
>electriiiicityyyyyyy~ you get an autopass with this because it's just sparksYou smirk like the absolute shit you are, lift a hand, and let tiny bolts flicker and crackle it."... Yeah, that'll do it," Sanji mutters around his latest cigarette, grabbing a spoon to stir with. "Okay, what the hell? You and that asshole can't have the same Logia, that's impossible.">YOU'RE impossible. ... But seriously, I ate it after he died.>Don't you know? There's a secret ritual to gain the powers of a Fruit user if you kill them...>A sniper-swordsman-pirate never reveals his secrets! But now you can see why I expected to survive, right?>Other?
Heading out, update laterish.
>>3552270>YOU'RE impossible. ... But seriously, I ate it after he died.
>>3552270>>A sniper-swordsman-pirate never reveals his secrets! But now you can see why I expected to survive, right?
>>3552270>Of course it's not the same. I'm Static-Static, not Goro-Goro. Totally different fruits.>Bluff like the asshole you are.
>>3552270>Why do you think I survived when he struck me with lightning?
>>3552270>Don't you know? There's a secret ritual to gain the powers of a Fruit user if you kill them...Yeah, its called finding their fruit and eating it.
>>3552270>>YOU'RE impossible. ... But seriously, I ate it after he died.
>>3552270>Other?"Yeah, two people can have the same logia"And smile with no more explanation.
>>3552270>>Don't you know? There's a secret ritual to gain the powers of a Fruit user if you kill them...Foreshadowing...
>>3552270>>Other?>>Nah, this is a different one. It just looks similar. But you can see why I couldn't let an asshole of such monumental proportions keep stealing my thing, right?
>>3552286Alternatively..."You are right. I stayed behind against Enel alone to be able to kill him without others around. I stole his powers and that's the only reason why I'm here in this floating island. Everything was planned from the start. I wanted to flee now that my plan is a success but I didn't want to make Chopper sad...""...""I'm joking. I found the fruit and ate it after he died."
>>3552270>A sniper-swordsman-pirate never reveals his secrets! But now you can see why I expected to survive, right?
>>3552270>How did kohza get his?
>>3552270>YOU'RE impossible. ... But seriously, I ate it after I killed him with shoes.
>>3552270>YOU'RE impossible. ... But seriously, I ate it after I killed him.>>3552298Honestly, OOC this is pretty accurate. IC, terrible idea.
>>3552270>YOU'RE impossible. ... But seriously, I ate it after I killed him.
>>3552309Kek, throw this in on >YOU’RE impossible... but seriously, I ate it after he died.
>>3552338agreed, throw in the koza line
>>3552309Supporting
>>3552309This is a good one, support.
>no u"YOU'RE impossible... but seriously, I ate it after he died." You shrug. "How did Kohza get his? Same way."Sanji sighs, still stirring soup. Mmm, alliterative. "All right, I guess that makes sense now. You couldn't have, I dunno, mentioned that before? When everyone thought you'd gone nuts?"Yes, but that wouldn't have been as fun. "It must have slipped my mind.""Yeah, no." He snorts. "You've already shown you like messing with people, don't think I've forgotten that. I mean, I'm not going to complain about messing with the neanderthal out there, but maybe tone it down with the others?" His eyes narrow, looking back at you. "Especially the women.">So I can mess with Zoro as much as I like. Gotcha.>Can we keep the Logia thing between us? Maybe you can just tell them I have a secret method to survive the fall? Pretty please?>I just... kind of miss screwing around with my crew. I guess it all surfaced at once when I got the opportunity.>Other?
>>3552370>>I just... kind of miss screwing around with my crew. I guess it all surfaced at once when I got the opportunity.
>>3552370>I just... kind of miss screwing around with my crew. I guess it all surfaced at once when I got the opportunity.
>I just... kind of miss screwing around with my crew. I guess it all surfaced at once when I got the opportunity.>God i've been gone for almost a week now, my captain is gonna kill me, he probably already burnt Mock Town to the ground trying to find me... (shiver in fear at the idea of angry, or worse disappointed, smoke dad)
>>3552370>I just... kind of miss screwing around with my crew. I guess it all surfaced at once when I got the opportunity.Also if you have some syrup I can write sorry for the lols on the cake
>>3552379PapaSmo: I'm not angry... just disappointed.Flashy: (immediately commits sudoku)
>>3552370>I just... kind of miss screwing around with my crew. I guess it all surfaced at once when I got the opportunity."But yeah, thinking about it now I realize it was a bit too much. Maybe it was the high of killing a god and getting a logia."
>>3552370>I just... kind of miss screwing around with my crew. I guess it all surfaced at once when I got the opportunity.>Can we keep the Logia thing between us? Maybe you can just tell them I have a secret method to survive the fall? Pretty please?
>muh familyYou turn back to finish the last decoration on your beautiful masterpiece of trolling, feeling a little apologetic now the adrenaline rush has died down. "I just... kind of miss screwing around with my crew," you admit, feeling like maybe he's owed an explanation. "I guess it all surfaced at once when I got the opportunity.""Your crew..." Sanji's voice is a little softer now, as you finish up. "Yeah, I heard about that. Do you... wanna talk about them?">... I guess there's my - (no, don't say Tashigi's like a sister, Sanji's a perv) - brother. Harry.>Well, there's my Captain...>I have the craziest sword teacher...>(Talk about someone else on the crew?)>I'd rather not, sorry.>Other?
>>3552404>Well, there's my Captain...>I can't tell him, but he's like the father I never had.
>>3552370>I just... kind of miss screwing around with my crew. I guess it all surfaced at once when I got the opportunity.>Besides, what would you do if you had the opportunity to screw with Zoro?So if the others learn we have the froot will Luffy finally want to recruit us?
>Well, there's my Captain...>I can't tell him, but he's like the father I never had.This, if anyone in the crew will understand what that feels like it's Sanji
>>3552404>>... I guess there's my - (no, don't say Tashigi's like a sister, Sanji's a perv) - brother. Harry.
>>3552404>"Well there's this mermaid I befriended...">"Oh and my two amigos, Hat and Shades carry her around on a stretcher."
>>3552404>Well, there's my Captain...also>(Talk about someone else on the crew?)We have a cute mermaid. (Sanji now joins the marines with us.)
>>3552404>Well, there's my Captain...>I can't tell him, but he's like the father I never had.>And my two....younger sisters. (Stress the younger part. It may be by a few hours but still, it may deter him. Plus Mina, bless her terrifying prodigal cuteness.)
>>3552412Support.Support so much.
>>3552408Oh yeah, we're actually closest to Sanji character-wise. Very similar backgrounds even if Flashy himself doesn't know it.
>>3552407Luffy doesn't care if someone has a powerful Fruit, it's if he finds them interesting/fun enough. Or if they're a musician.At the moment he's kind of 'meh' about you, because you diiiid kind of stomp all over his adventure by killing everyone too fast. But you're a nice guy, so he's fairly chill with it. You cook, sure, but he has Sanji already, so...
>>3552404>>Well, there's my Captain...>>I can't tell him, but he's like the father I never had.>Zoro knows Flashy's real identity>Sanji knows the truth about Flashy's devil fruitHe really is dividing the truth nicely between his two pirate dads, isn't he? At the rate he's going the only way they'll get the full picture is if they talk with each other, and that isn't happening any time soon kek
>>3552434he sees us more as the fun guy he would like to run into during parties, but doesn't want us along cause we kinda harsh the mellow of his adventures
>>3552434Once he finds out about our latrine cleaning skills he'll be begging us to join
>>3552438>Arthur shows up at Enies Lobby >stomps everyone and disappears>"this is why he isn't invited on any more adventures."
>>3552434We truly are the anti-luffy.>All the forums are filled with viewers bitching about why Luffy won't recruit Flashman.>Oda laughs.
>>3552434So zolo interlude 2: goro goro boogaloo when?Also what's the rest of the straw hats opinions on us. Since u answered luffy and I'm sure we can guess zolo I'm kinda curious
>>3552440I wonder who is in charge of that in his crew.Can't imagine any of them doing it willingly.
>>3552448Probably Usopp, because, let's be honest: just fucking look at him.
>>3552447Didn't we also save Sogeking?
>>3552440Flashy starts off thinking of the Strawhats as evil pirates, then as misguided adventurers when he spends time with them, then back to evil pirates when Luffy asks him to join as their janitor.
>>3552437>What do you mean Arthur was actually Flashman?! You didnt think that was important you stupid Mosshead?!>Shut up Curly-cu. You're the one who didnt say he had a devil fruit. A fucking Logia too!>Robin silently sheds a tear off to the side. She knew both, but was afraid to say anything.
>faaaaaamilyYour crew? Eh, they already know your Captain's alive. "Well, there's my Captain..." Fuck it. You're gonna say it. Out loud, here, where no-one but Sanji will ever hear it. "I can't tell him, but he's like the father I never had."... There! It's out! You said it! Itndidnt even hurt!As a matter of fact, you kind of feel like your chest has loosened a little, and you have to reach up to make sure your bandages are still fine.Cake finished, you look over to where Sanji is. He seems... oddly relaxed. "Yeah? That's good. Finding someone like that is... kind of a rare treasure, huh?" He turns the hob down, tugging the pot off. "You never thought about telling him that, then?">Hell no! I'd die of embarrassment!>I guess I'm a little too old for that kind of thing.>I'm pretty sure he's allergic to most emotions. Aside from anger. And sadistic pleasure in punishing me.>I'd rather not ruin what we already have by pushing it. It'd just make things weird.>Other?>>3552438Perfectly put, yes. Ally/friend/guest? Yay! Actual part of the crew? No thanks.>>3552447NO INTERLUDE EVER ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHCrew's opinions when you leave them. I just did Luffy's so you know you're not getting an invite. There WAS the potential for Arthur to get one, but alas, you wrecked everything via cannonballs.>>3552459And Luffy knows they're actually his fathers!
>>3552459>>Robin silently sheds a tear off to the side. She knew both, but was afraid to say anything.>"Hey, Robin, I'd really appreciate if you didn't spread my secrets around. It wouldn't be a huge problem, but I'd rather not have to deal with it at all.">>What Flashman means: I know we're not exactly friends, but could you do this as a favor? Please?>>What Robin hears: I'd advise you to not become a problem I have to deal with.
>>3552491>I'd rather not ruin what we already have by pushing it. It'd just make things weird.You mean the only reason we're not getting an invite is Luffy cannonball PTSD?
>>3552491>I guess I'm a little too old for that kind of thing.>I'd rather not ruin what we already have by pushing it. It'd just make things weird.
>>3552491>>I guess I'm a little too old for that kind of thing.
>I'm pretty sure he's allergic to most emotions. Aside from anger. And sadistic pleasure in punishing me.
>>3552491>I guess I'm a little too old for that kind of thing.>>I'd rather not ruin what we already have by pushing it. It'd just make things weird.I like this combo because it kinda goes back to when Flashy couldn't help feeling a bit jealous of Mina being adopted.
>>3552491>>I'm pretty sure he's allergic to most emotions. Aside from anger. And sadistic pleasure in punishing me.
>>3552491>Hell no! I'd die of embarrassment!Oh Luffy>Zoro!! Sanji!! Stop it! You're tearing this family apart!
>>3552499... Well, I meant more about how you kept obliterating everything on your way and making it less interesting for Luffy, but sure, that too.Although he doesn't actually remember you using the cannonballs. You just... somehow defeated them at range through some other means. Yes.
>>3552499And we're a dirty fun stealing mari-pirate.>>3552507>How come he adopted Mina first? I was his brat before her. Guess it makes sense though. Anybody would rather adopt a cute kid than some bumbling guy.
>>3552491>Hell no! I'd die of embarrassment!
>>3552512I like to imagine it's a subconscious thing.
>>3552491>I'd rather not ruin what we already have by pushing it. It'd just make things weird.
>>3552516Man, Doffy side speaking in Flashman's subconcious.
>>3552491>I guess I'm a little too old for that kind of thing.
>>3552516:( le sad>low self-esteem flashy is a burden upon existence"I guess I'm a little too old for that kind of thing," you laugh, in a totally non-bitter, un-resigned way. "Besides, I'd rather not ruin what we already have by pushing it. It'd just make things weird.""Uh-huh." Sanji flicks his cigarette free of ash, still working the galley like a maestro of food. "So, that's bullshit."You jolt. "What? What is!?""Too old. That's just ridiculous. You don't stop being someone's kid when you hit a certain age, do you? So why would there be an age limit on it?" He pulls out tableware, smooth and practiced, voice blasé. "Besides, it's not like you're even old, you're... what, twenty?""Nineteen...""See? I mean, I dunno how he treats you, but it must be pretty good if you think of him that way. You really think he'd have a bad reaction to it?" He seems kind of determined on this, turning to you with a quiet intensity in his visible eye. It's a little - strange?>... I don't really... want to talk about this.>He's a good man. But I'm not really in the mood for gentle let-downs, these days.>... Sometimes I kind of wonder how he sees me. I cause - a lot of trouble.>Other?>>3552536Rosi gets adopted, Doffy doesn't.Mina gets adopted, Harry doesn't.History repeats, and Harry becomes an insane Shichibukai!
>>3552557>... Sometimes I kind of wonder how he sees me. I cause - a lot of trouble.Sanji gets to hear about ALL of Flashy's insecurities!
>>3552557>He's a good man. But I'm not really in the mood for gentle let-downs, these days.
>>3552557>... Sometimes I kind of wonder how he sees me. I cause - a lot of trouble.And man we have not stopped doing that at all
>>3552557>>... Sometimes I kind of wonder how he sees me. I cause - a lot of trouble.
>>3552560>Sanji gets to hear about ALL of Flashy's insecurities!This is all for when we turn things around with>So how's your dad?And we get to see Sanji do a Smoker impression
>... Sometimes I kind of wonder how he sees me. I cause - a lot of trouble.> what would you do in my place?
>>3552557>Im fine as it is always been
>>3552557>... Sometimes I kind of wonder how he sees me. I cause - a lot of trouble.> It's like no matter what I do, I come back with something new to my name. I fell off my ship and ended up befriending a mermaid. I went shopping once and it ended up with me dueling a prince!
>>3552557>... Sometimes I kind of wonder how he sees me. I cause - a lot of trouble.Like getting shanghaied to Skypiea for example!
>>3552557>... Sometimes I kind of wonder how he sees me. I cause - a lot of trouble.>Why are you so interested in who I'd like as a dad anyway?Let the healing begin.
>>3552560ALL of them? He'd die of old age before then!
>>3552557>... Sometimes I kind of wonder how he sees me. I cause - a lot of trouble.Is Sanji the first person Flash opens up to like this?
>>3552574Support this too.And also:"I went to drink and ended up killing a god."
Flasham so good at bureaucracy from helping with filling out other kids adoption papers. Never had opportunity to filled out his own.
>>3552591About the White Mist crew, yeah. He's opened up about his past with Smoker before, though. And about the whole idea of JUSTICE with Crocus.
>>3552574Switching to this
>>3552592Support
>>3552594Every time he fills one out he feels a twinge of sadness. How come nobody adopted him?>Be Flashman>Filing out more stupid adoption forms>Man this blows. Would it be wrong if I "accidentally" lost some of these?>Yeah, probably. I couldn't bring myself to do that.>See one with Smoboss's name on it.>Hol up. Didnt I file Mina's adoption work already?>Look at the name>Harry Flashman>Look at Smoboss>Big ugly One Piece tears>So happy he cries himself unconscious.
>>3552591It's safe, because a) he's Arthur the pirate, who will never, ever be linked to Flashman, ever-ever; and b) eh, it's a pirate. Who's he going to tell?Therapy!Tallying and writing.
>>3552613Just please include that little humblebrag about our legendary nat100 filled life, itll be funny ...also it'll make you cry
>>3552613After we're done talking to him."Hey man, thanks for that. It felt really good to get that off my chest. You're a really good listener. Next time we meet, I'll introduce you to my sister."
>gee what a close vote"... Sometimes I kind of wonder how he sees me," you admit, voice low. It feels dangerous, forbidden, the more you say - like dredging up blackened, buried truths you've long sunk in the depths that you'll never admit even exist. And yet - you can't help but feel a vicarious thrill in releasing them out there; into the world, letting another person hear and cast judgement on them. "I cause - a lot of trouble."Understatement."I can imagine," Sanji murmurs, smile flickering around his tar-tube. "But I'm guessing he's not the sort who wants a boring life, huh? Or an easy one?"You snort. "Yeah, he doesn't really do calm.""I think if he really thought you were more trouble than you were worth, you'd already have been off the ship." He shrugs, opening a drawer to pull out some bizarre specialist kitchen tool. "I mean, I'm not saying surprise him with a Father's Day card off the bat, but don't close yourself off from the whole idea, yeah?">You must have a close-knit family, huh?>What about *your* father?>I feel... maybe a little better about things. Thanks, Sanji.>Other?>>3552619curse you>>3552626>sanji meets tashigi while she's in her tasharry disguise>kicks her because marine>zoro can tell she's a woman and has no idea whether it's funnier to point it out or not>flashy knows full well it's funnier not to, and spends the whole fight giggling like a ten year old girl
Wait I'm confused, weren't we gonna keep being a logic super secret especially about it being the goro goro fruit?
>>3552637>I feel... maybe a little better about things. Thanks, Sanji.>What about *your* father?
>>3552637>I feel... maybe a little better about things. Thanks, Sanji.
>>3552641General idea appears to be let people know about it in your Arthur disguise, but pass it off as a shitty paramecia in your regular Flashy self.
>>3552645ThisMarine HQ finds out Flashy has the GoroGoro No Mi and he gets transferred out of Smoker's command faster than he can say 'Bureaucracy'.
>>3552641Sanji won't tell anyone. (Also, becoming lightning has made Harry slightly schizo.)
>>3552637>>I feel... maybe a little better about things. Thanks, Sanji.
>>3552637>>What about *your* father?DRAMA
>>3552654Don't most DF users get default transfers into their own ship. Combined with how good flashy is we can might be shipped out due to revealing the DF regardless of our intent.
>>3552662That bit came straight from Smoker so unless he got it wrong, it's what we're working with. As far as our records go, the REALLY good shit has been wiped clean for propaganda reasons while the normal good shit isn't really good enough to attract Admiral-level attention, which is what we were worried about.Besides, it really doesn't make sense to make a DF user a captain just because they have a DF. Barring weak DFs, having an ability doesn't say anything about your combat prowess or ability to lead.
>>3552662You're in the photography department, though. Smoboss has kept hold of Hat because of Garp pulling strings and because he was an infantryman, but you're not teeeeechnically combat, which means you can't command your own ship. On paper, anyway.Aside from that, while you HAVE had officer training, it's not been long enough that the Brass would feel okay giving you a hundred or more men to command. And if they knew your DF was a Logia, they wouldn't risk you dying, anyway, and would slap you straight under a high-ranker for training.By being a paramecia, you can stay moooostly under the radar.Hate to say it, but I'm tired early, guys, sorry. Heading to bed now, thanks for playing! Vote is still open if there's any more, gotta sleeeeeppp...
>I feel... maybe a little better about things. Thanks, Sanji.
>>3552643Support.
Hmmmm....Garp owes us, we could get the whole family transferred under a big wig in exchange for revealing our DF
>>3552852>Smoker working directly under someone else, ever. Lol, that'll never happen.
>>3552852>all get transferred under akainu>F U C K
>>3553375You're up early, oh gracious spider queen BPQM! Good morning.
>>3553377Good morning! I usually get up at 6.30 or 7, but I'm not awake until midday. Caffeeeeeiiiine.
>>3553423It's 4:15AM here. I have been awake all night.An hour ago i was outside shoveling mulch, because i'm bored.
>>3553432I'm gonna be honest, I could find about 3000 more interesting things to do than shovel mulch, even at 3am. That said, they wouldn't actually be productive things, so kudos! ... Now please come over here and do my gardening. Please. Help. Please.
>>3553434Sorry, i already have several hundred plants of my own to look after.Mostly okra and cherry tomatoes. The persimmon trees are doing good this year though. That's nice.
>>3553434Also i hate bongland and would never ever go there. G*d Bless America.Now excuse me while i drink some sweetened iced tea.
>>3553434Also tashigi onee-chan is for lewd.
>>3553443>onee-San Until she ranks higher than us (never ever lol) she's a little sister Also Robin is for lewd
>>3553443Begone, lewdposter.
>>3553448i want to hear tashigi onee-chan squeak and pant as she tries to hold her voice back so the other marines don't find out
>>3553440I'm going to come over there to eat all of your tomatoes and drink all your iced tea. I don't even like tomatoes, but I'll do it just to watch you suffer.>>3553443>>3553451B& FROM THREADFilthy degenerate has no place here!
>>3553456Eternally, i will lewd the tashigi.
>>3553456So if you've ever seen a show called scrubs BPJD=flashman Papasmoke=dr. CoxThe only thing is that we don't have a turk for our bromance I mean we messed things up with fop pretty badly and the only other option is zolo
>>3553458Wait for October lewds, pervert.>>3553459Fop is salvagable, though lacking the correct skin tone to become your chocolate bear. He's more swarthy Italian. Honestly, kind of looking forward to your upcoming conversation... just maybe don't do it by throwing a trashy gender reveal party for yourself and yelling, 'Surprise, I'm a BOY!'. Unless you bake a reeeally nice cake for it.Zolo meanwhile is torn between a place of 'mmm rival yes good' and 'use more swords, use more swords, oh Seasus no don't die, i can't handle this again, don't make me stab you'. It's a different kind of connection than regular friend. I think.... Klaus is the Janitor.
>>3553465>just maybe don't do it by throwing a trashy gender reveal partyThe answer is obvious.One day we just practice our swordsmanship on the deck of the mist.Shirtless.
>>3553467When we do finally talk to him about it, we should be totally honest. It was a prank on Tashigi that got way out of control, and we were never sure how to explain it.
>was Sanji talking about you or himself all that time? YOU'LL NEVER KNOWHuh. That was surprisingly cathartic. Now you just have to kill Sanji so he can never tell anyone!You're kidding. Probably."I feel... maybe a little better about things. Thanks, Sanji.""No problem." He finishes adding some kind of glaze to the main dish (it's... a bird. Of some kind). "'S'just conversation.""Right. Just conversation. Gotcha.""Still can't believe the Logia thing though, that's ridiculous... you realize if the others don't know about it, they're just gonna keep thinking you were going to die?">Yeeeaahhh... maybe I should let them know.>It won't be for much longer - could you not tell them? Please?>I'm going to wait for the perfect moment to freak the crap out of them. ... But mostly Zoro.>Other?>>3553467>Fop gasps in shock and refuses to look at your chest>gentlemanly behaviour keeps him from ever seeing your sweet-ass tattooTragic.
>>3553689>>It won't be for much longer - could you not tell them? Please?>>I'm going to wait for the perfect moment to freak the crap out of them. ... But mostly Zoro.
>Yeeeaahhh... maybe I should let them know.>Especially Chopper, it was fun freaking out Zoro but not if Chopper is sad
>>3553689>>3553693+1
"So how did you even find his fruit right off the bat? Must've been pretty lucky."*Flashback to the discovery that trees were not as soft as previously assumed**Flashback to falling through a fruit tree and the worst taste you have ever experienced**Flashback to getting knocked out by your own shoe*"Yep! Just noticed it on a bush, since my luck's bullshit like that!"
>>3553699Mr Speedy is a good secret keeper who knows the meaning of discretion. As long as you keep him well-fed.... I kind of want to run another quest, someone bitchslap me.
>>3553689so sanji i notice you smoke in the kitchen you know how that smell just sticks into everything? so would it not effect the taste of your food?
>>3553689>so sanji i notice you smoke in the kitchen you know how that smell just sticks into everything? so would it not effect the taste of your food?so has no one really thought about this? it has been a constant when reading all the manga and seeing all of the anime?
>>3553702+1 for Mr Speedy Quest
>>3553709dude prob uses some special brand that specifically doesnt do this or some other BS like that
>>3553709He smokes special cigarettes based on One Piece world bullshit, which don't kill his tastebuds or smell of anything. In exchange, they give super-cancer.>>3553710Roll 1d100 to find lettuce.
Rolled 54 (1d100)rolling to find the ultimate golden Lettuce
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3553714
>>3553689>>I'm going to wait for the perfect moment to freak the crap out of them. ... But mostly Zoro.
>>3553719We eat well today.
Rolled 66 (1d100)On a 2-2 tie for letting them know, versus freaking people out, waiting for tiebreaker.In the meantime, rolling for stickiness of slime trails.
>>3553689>It won't be for much longer - could you not tell them? Please?Wait no longer QM
>>3553734That or >I'm going to wait for the perfect moment to freak the crap out of them. ... But mostly Zoro.since we're at a tie breaker
>keep your secrets, wizard"It won't be for much longer - could you not tell them? Please?" You shoot him puppy-eyes full of SADNESS and PAIN and SUFFERING. Then you ruin it all. "I'm going to wait for the perfect moment to freak the crap out of them. ... But mostly Zoro."Sanji raises a curly brow, staring at you pointedly. "I'm not gonna complain about the Mosshead - and seriously, what's going on with you two? - but you expect me to keep this from the ladies?""It's not gonna hurt them," you say, ever so casual. "It's just a bit of fun, you know? Besides, it might not even happen - maybe Conis has a fast way of getting me back down! And even if I wait until the Merry's fixed, that'll only be a few days, right?" You sweet-talker, you."Hopefully," Sanji replies, grudging, as he plays with his nicotine-stick. "I won't tell them..." He smirks, a change from his consideeing expression. "But you owe me a favor. Deal?">... Fine.>No deal!>How about the women can know?>Other?
>>3553750>This isn't going to be something I'll feel weird after doing, is it?
>How about the women can know?>I'm half sure Robin is gonna figure it out anyways, shes too damn smart to prank properly
>>3553750>>How about the women can know?And Chopper, pls. I don't want him to keep worrying.
>>3553750>"As long as I don't have to be your wingman.">How about the women can know?>I'm half sure Robin is gonna figure it out anyways, shes too damn smart to prank properly
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3553761>being sanji's wingman.... What a horrible fate. I just gotta roll for that now.Do you guys want to tell Doctor Cutie as well?>yarp>narp
>>3553766>47Oh boy>Yarp
>>3553766>>yarp
>yarp
>Ehhh, you really want to see some freaking out... But you already owe Nico a favor, it'd probably be best to owe as little as possible to pirates. "How about the women can know? And Chopper? I'm half sure Nico is gonna figure it out anyways, shes too damn smart to prank properly. And I don't wanna make Doctor Cutie By more upset."Apart from a vaguemy amused look at 'Doctor Cutie', Sanji doesn't seem all that bothered. "Sure, all right then. Can't say it wouldn't have been nice to have a Logia owe me a favor." His voice darkens, gaze latching on to yours. "One other thing, though...""Y-yeah...?""Get started on the washing up, I'm gonna call everyone to dinner.""... Right.">Timeskip telling women/Chopper yes/no?AND>Timeskip calling Conis yes/no? (I can just tell you results of the convo)AND>Start from next morning yes/no?
>>3553796>No to all three?
>Timeskip telling women/Chopper yes/no?Emotion sensing observation on this conversation would be interesting
>>3553796...I kinda want to see the realization dawn on robin.Otherwise, yeah let's go ahead.The arc is over.Let's get candy and get down for the fallout of this FUBAR mission
>>3553796NoYes... Yes? I'm not clear on what this last one means, but I'm guessing it's skipping pirate interactions and beginning the descent?
>>3553796No time skips!
>>3553796Yes to timeskip, we need to leave before we're killed by smoboss
>>3553804Well, the shipwright arrives tomorrow, but it's a more a case of whether you want to do anything else in those last few hours before sleep, like talk to anyone, make a den den call, swing from vines, whatever.
>>3553796umh.wait. We have to tell Conis and his guys that we actually killed god uh.OK nevermind. It's an amusing image.Also we have to set up a group to sound the bell for our snek child.The church of flashman here!Nobody expects the flashman inquisition!
>>3553796No to all three. SKYPIEA WILL NEVER END!
>make a den den callTHIS, LETS CALL HOME!
>>3553812Oh, okay.Then I'll adjust because we really need to call the boss after talking to Conis.So:>>3553796>>3553804No.Yes.No.
>>3553813Sadly, Strawhats already told Conis when they got you back that 'yep, Enel be confirmed DED'. She was very approving! Especially because of the whole 'impaled guards' being avenged, thing.Skypiea's currently going through a bit of upheaval, what with Enel, the bell, wounded Shandians and the brutal massacre. And the stalk falling. And Gan Fell, of course.>>3553814NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL MAKE THE ENTIRE WHITE SEA CRASH DOWN
>>3553796>No>Yes>NoDo the Skypieans know about Enel's death?
>>3553824Oh. Guess that answered that.Does Flashy know in-universe that cloud dials don't work down below? Should really trade those out. Though maybe if we still have the whip one, if anons want to keep it as a memento for the most metal death in OP.
>>3553823Gan fell?! Is he ok?!
So general impression is that you want to see Robin's reaction for lulz, timeskip Conis call, and you want to do something today before sleep.Which would be...?>Call Smoboss>Talk to someone (who)>Declare yourself God and take over Skypiea>Something else?You guys can do shopping/trading trip back on Skypiea tomorrow.
>>3553830>>Call SmobossDepending on how mad he is, it may be necessary to run away from home and>>Declare yourself God and take over Skypiea
>>3553830>>Call Smoboss
>>3553830>call SmobossDad deserves to know we're allright.
>>3553830>call smoboss and acquire sky candyProbably better to call. He can't murder us via den den. Yet. He'll probably find a way.That or just act disappointed.
>>3553830>Call Smoboss"Hey dad, still alive."
>>3553796>>Timeskip telling women/Chopper yes/no?
Rolled 60, 25, 85 = 170 (3d100)>>3553854You might want to remove the yes or the no.In any case, calling for skip everyone but Robin, skip Conis, call PapaSmo. Which means BACKGROUND ROLL TIME.
>>3553830>Call SmobossHello not-father. I have not died yet, but I am preparing for my funeral upon return. But the good news is I took pictures of all the Strawhats and some of Skypiea.
>>3553862>But the good news is I took pictures of all the Strawhatsaskdadauf DON'T REMIND QM SO SHE CAN TAKE THEM AWAY WHEN WE ROLL A NAT1
>>3553861I really like that 25...
>>3553836Are you down with throwing your crit at CH?
>>3551991You're right, Flashman isn't a genius but at over 120 he is defined as having superior intelligence, meaning he's pretty damn smart. Speaking, IQ is in general your processing speed/cognitive skills/problem solving skills/etc do if Flashman is capable of some day speeding up his reflexes wouldn't that mean that he would also be pushing his brain to superhuman levels for a limited time?
>>3553869... I'm really not sure. I've been thinking about it whenever it crops up in the thread, but I can't make my mind up about it.
>>3553830>Call Smoboss
>>3553873DON’T DO IT, CH IS FOR LOSERS>>3553865Nah, you got snaps. Might also be nice and say you took pictures of Giant Fucking Flying Gold Ship too, just to fuck with everyone as much as possible.>>3553871The IQ roll was just a joke, but yes, he could temporarily push his body and brain. It would, however, be dangerous and require a lot of training first. You’d never be able to use it for long periods of time, either, without burning your synapses/brain/head-meat out. Pushing your reflexes is easier and safer than doing the same to your brain, though.
>>3553873Just checking. It's not very useful right now but we get a cool awakening scene out of it so that's something.
>>3553889So you're saying if we push our brain too hard we could end up like pic related?
>>3553459Clearly Tashigi is our Turk, don't we even have the same birthday?
>>3553898>Um, Tashigi? Why are we lying on the deck?>You knocked yourself out with a cannonball so I joined you so you wouldnt embarrass yourself. Again.
>le robinApart from some delightfully wide eyes at the cake (Strawbrat doesn’t notice, too busy trying to eat it), dinner goes just fine. Afterwards, you manage to corner the Witch and Princess Traitorous Pirate Scum - they take the reveal of your Logia pretty well - and then Doctor Cutie.... you get a thorough telling off for not telling him earlier, although he IS relieved you’re not a lunatic (ha, joke’s on him! You are!). Most importantly, you get a hug out of it, so you think you win that one.Oh, and you call Conis to explain your situation of ‘I must get back down or my Captain will feed me to my sword-tutor’. That goes... not great, but not awful? She’s ecstatically grateful for the whole ‘killing the local tyrant’ thing, but the fact is that there aren’t a whole lot of safe ways DOWN. There’s some kind of giant octopus balloon thing (What.), but that needs a ship or boat - you can probably get one though, considering the circumstances. You could also sail (or ride a waver) down a different route to where there’s a bunch of suprisingly-safe waterspouts, but it’s pretty far and definitely wouldn’t put you anywhere near Jays. You could still probably find a Marine base and meet up from there, though.She’s apologetically unhelpful in figuring out how far you are from Jaya right now, though. It’s not like people in the White Sea keep track of what’s below them, after all.Still. At least you have three options - get an octopus down, ASAP, wait for the Strawhats and leave with them, or head for the waterspouts before the White Sea gets out of range of those too.The next thing, before you attempt to sneak off and try not to get murdered from afar by Smoboss, is to tell Nico Nerdo about your Logia. The things you do to freak a few guys out.You track her down, reading a book by herself in the living area. Excellent.>(Casually walk past per while sparking.) By the way, I’m a Logia now. Don’t tell anyone. Bye.>Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy, what do you think happened to Enel’s Fruit?>Reading, huh? I prefer to exercise my noggin by beating it against things.>Other?>>3553897More like with your brain burned out while you permanently lose motor-control/your memories/literally everything and become a brain-dead vegetable, depending on severity,>>3553898You also share the birthday with Law! Different year, but still.
>>3553917>(Casually walk past per while sparking.) By the way, I’m a Logia now. Don’t tell anyone. Bye.Nico Trauma i n c r e a s e
>>3553917>>Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy, what do you think happened to Enel’s Fruit?
>>3553917>The Devil Fruits shure taste awful eh
>The Devil Fruits sure taste awful eh?>Spark up a little
>>3553917>>3553930This. Just let her think on that for about one second before the realization hits
>>3553935Between Zoro and Robin, this is Traumatise People For Amusement Quest.
>>3553917>>Reading, huh? I prefer to exercise my noggin by beating it against things.Smooth Flashman is smooth
>>3553917>Heya turbo nerd! I have a question for you.>Any idea why devil fruits taste so bad? Like, *make gagging noise* I seriously thought I was gonna die.>When she asks what you mean give her some zappy fingerguns.
>>3553889>The IQ roll was just a joke, but yes, he could temporarily push his body and brain. It would, however, be dangerous and require a lot of training first. You’d never be able to use it for long periods of time, either, without burning your synapses/brain/head-meat out. Pushing your reflexes is easier and safer than doing the same to your brain, though.See now I'm imagining the coolest fight possible between Pirate Arthur and Admiral Kizaru>Flashman layers all hakis plus brain/reflex enhancement to push himself to his absolute limit, Kizaru does the same with his light speed>Flashman pulls out one sword to focus on, two hands Ka-tan runs armament and lightning into her to for an enlarged energy katana blade to match Kizaru's pure light sword>both can perceive and move at light speed for the next full minute>proceed to have a battle that feels long to them but is only 10 seconds long>for those 10 seconds is the coolest fucking fight of their lives, >laser beam meets long range blue/black air slashes, black blue blade on white gold blade>to even the most perceptive of warriors it looks like flashes of black/blue on white/gold. I'm talking full dbz speed fight with light show >basically both standing, then ten seconds of flashes and booms, then one on the ground and the other barely standing>Everyone's reaction:nani the fuck pic related
>>3553917>(Casually walk past per while sparking.) By the way, I’m a Logia now. Don’t tell anyone. Bye.
>>3553942Think we could create lightning arms for multi-weapon wielding?
>>3553937They have the best reactions. Best Strawhats. 10/10 would traumatize again.
>>3553949> Weilding Four swords
>>3553953Better yet>wielding 4 different non-swords to give Zolo an aneurysm
>>3553949Enel could shape his lightning body to an extant right? We could probably do that and practice a couple different forms. Easiest one would just make ourself bigger and blue, which is great because once we figure it out we can be really tall when we want! After that figuring out how to make extra arms would take a ton of practice but I think it's possible. I'm also all for that dragon form that was talked about too
>even sanji can’t make a Devil Fruit taste goodYou amble past, your Haki picking up her sudden alertness, despite her lack of visible reaction. “Those Devil Fruits sure taste awful, huh,” you sigh, face studiously casual as you open the door on the opposite side of the room and pass through.The sudden dawning of shock-panic-dread ratcheting through her emotions, and the quiet intake of breath feels like sweet, sweet victory..... Talking of sweet things, you really need to pick up some candy tomorrow.That said, the next thing to do is... call Smoboss.Oh boy,Ohhhhhh boy.>Call from the Merry. There’s a bigger chance of being overheard, but you won’t have to sneak out for it, And he might yell less if he knows you’re hiding!>Sneak out. It’ll be tricky as some of the guys are still... watchful of you, but at least you won’t be overheard, and can make a thorough report.>Other?
>>3553957If you’re not going to turn into a giant lightning dragon, I don’t know what the point of the Fruit would even be.
>>3553958>Call from the Merry. There’s a bigger chance of being overheard, but you won’t have to sneak out for it, And he might yell less if he knows you’re hiding!Less optimal option, but I think it will be fun.
>>3553958>>Sneak out. It’ll be tricky as some of the guys are still... watchful of you, but at least you won’t be overheard, and can make a thorough report.
>>3553958>Sneak out. It’ll be tricky as some of the guys are still... watchful of you, but at least you won’t be overheard, and can make a thorough report.
>>3553958>>Sneak out. It’ll be tricky as some of the guys are still... watchful of you, but at least you won’t be overheard, and can make a thorough report.Make use of that sneak skill.
>>3553958>sneak out Merry would be more fun but we gotta be logical about this one, for once
>>3553957On that not we would probably just start out a couple feet taller and blue, before going full giant>>3553958>>3553958>Sneak out. It’ll be tricky as some of the guys are still... watchful of you, but at least you won’t be overheard, and can make a thorough report.>>3553960BP you're a bro, you female spider lumberjack you
>>3553958>Sneak out. It’ll be tricky as some of the guys are still... watchful of you, but at least you won’t be overheard, and can make a thorough report.Hopefully enough people know we're not nutso and avoid raising a fuss.
>>3553968Let’s be honest, even if you ate the Nagi Nagi or no Fruit to all, I would still find SOME way to turn you into a dragon at some point.Because motherfucking dragons.Also,>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for sneak-sneak-sneakingThere’s a DC, but it’s sekrit.
>>3553968Yeah, Enel did have his fruit for like 8 years and being god gives you a lot of free time. Best to start small.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3553977
>>3553958>Sneak out. It’ll be tricky as some of the guys are still... watchful of you, but at least you won’t be overheard, and can make a thorough report.>If Nico Nico Nerd wants to spy on you the least she could do is keep the others away.
Rolled 3 (1d100)sneaky flashman
>>3553979dude... just HOW?!
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3553977
>>3553979I have nothing to say
>>3553979Pardon me.
>>3553979
>>3553979What the fuck, do you ever run out of crits?
>>3553979Mother of... HOW?!
>>3553979hahahahahahjahaha
>>3553979This is starting to become very scary
**Rolled 100 (1d100)**am testing something real quick
>>3553979This happens suspiciously often
>>3553979Okay this is just getting ridiculous. Is there a way to rig this shit?
>>3553994>>3553995I swear I'm not doing any cheating or anything that i know of
>>3553993ok my paranoia is gona and my belief you are supernatural is back
>>3553979THE LEGEND COMES TO LIFE
>>3553979I'm like 90 percent sure you're either the world's luckiest man or the single /qst/ mod fucking about.
>>3553979I just realized, if you're still putting in all your crits for Conqueror's, you are now fueling more than half of the crits needed. At this rate you might be the only one needed for it
>>3553995thought the same tried searching how to make something bold typing but yeah no, his luck is legit
>>3554000Remember when I said I was probably gonna get enough crits for us to get both CH and that bird zoan fruit?I don't think that was a joke.
>>35539964chan rolls are not 100% random. They are based on time and post number... Maybe you are a super AI capable of knowing when it's the exact moment to post to get a 100? That or dice gods are fucking with us.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3553979... I considered saying you were banned from rolling, but thought that was too silly. Now I regret everything. Do you roll in other quests? What are they like?!>>3553981>>3553984NEITHER OF YOU TWO COULD ROLL A 1?!Okaaaaaaaaay, I need to go help my grandmother with her meds and then get some food. After that, you will apparently crit a sneak roll and become a ninja. Or something.Rolling to execute OPB for dice crimes.
>>3553979>>3553993.....this is real, this luck is real. Jesus did Onepiecebaka suck off the mods or is Flashman legitimately the most shonen protag /qst/ has ever had?
BPQM is pretty silent right now, might be having an aneurysm
>>3553977BP you alright?
>>3553949>>3553957Better yet, augment our quickdraw and iado by turning a weapon on us into electricity and having it turn back already in our hand.>empty hands>*zap*>weapons drawn and ready for actionIt would also work for lightning-fast weaponswitch in the middle of combat, help in developing Living Armory Style.
>>3554004I've been in two quests where I rolled. I don't remember how lucky I was in the first one, but the single roll I did in the other (it was mostly QM rolling with me being dumb the one roll I did do) was a 94 or something.
>>3554009Wait, could we store our weapons that way, like a lightning based hammer space? That would be insanely useful
>>3554004We could become Hokage but Superpowered Neckbeard Quest was resurrected and we can't possibly compete with that!
>>3554004>After that, you will apparently crit a sneak roll and become a ninja. Or something.Robin is gonna freak the fuck out if she's keeping watch after our revelation.
>>3554010The day you roll a 1 is the day God leaves us.
>>3554015I mean, I HAVE rolled a 1 before I'm pretty sure, it's just that it was a bit late and it ended up being 1 post off from being a real roll.
Rolled 85 (1d100)Is Flashman destined to be the pirate king?Dice!
>>3554014>Alright...he probably needs to report to his Captain again to let him know about the fruit.>Wait, where'd he go? He was literally right here a minute ago!>Return to the ship.>Have any of you seen Arthur?>Yeah, he's right behind you.So this is the day we killed Robin.
>>3554011If we awaken our fruit maybe?
>>3554012What's the lightning village kage? You'd become that.Also superspeed weaponswitch is possible, but not hammerspace.OPB, if you buy a lottery ticket, I demand half your winnings for my suffering.
Rolled 55, 3, 59 = 117 (3d100)>>3554020Ok, let's compare to Luffy, and uh Blackbeard.Also Ace?In that orderDice!
>>3554011Maybe, but I imagine it would be a conscious effort and result in lots of sparking.Maybe good for when the time for fighting comes, but not really for day-to-day thing.Unless we get a lightning dial or two, turn our weapons into lightning and then store them inside dials.I only imagined it as zapping weapons off our back into our hand and back again.
>>3554010I have never seen a quest get this many crits, successes and fails. Manthor's god luck MC Gravitas, Som's jobber Tofoo, not even Manic or Not-Som's Eric got this many, and those two are known for that shit, and with d20s at that. At the same you literally have no way of bolding without being OP or any real way to cheat the dice, it's randomized and timebased for fuck sake. Even if we didn't count Onepiecebaka's bullshit luck, Flashman has crit succeeded and failed from the other players' rolls so many times that we've beaten out even most of the quests that had gone for over 100 threads.Flashman is by far the luckiest protagonist to ever exist, hands down. He is basically the greatest shonen character to ever exist on this site and it's purely the result of our rolls, even I've gotten a 100 in this quest in the past and my luck is absolute shit. That's insane, this entire quest is basically blessed by probability itself.
>>3554028...... Yes, storing them in a dial would work. Seasus.>>3554032[CRIES IN QM]THIS IS WHY I GAVE UP AND MADE YOU A D
You guys remember when this was supposed to be a sightseeing quest where you took pictures of people waaaaay more dangerous than we are? cause i dont
>>3554051I think that notion was abandoned probably right after we got a nat100 (probably? been a while) on cutlass training.
>>3554051We were just supposed to be a camera boi. Not Weapon King Lightning God.A harmless side character that would attempt to oppose the Strawhat's not somebody who could kill them all anytime he likes. A guy who couldn't quickdraw faster than Ace could blink.
>>3554051>people waaaaay more dangerous than we areCould we make a list of those?I want to know exactly when we surpass every one of them.
>>3554032Also, keep in mind that a good part of those 100's have been rolled by this >>3554053 motherfuckerWhat's even the chance of that
>>3554043>...... Yes, storing them in a dial would work. SeasusThank god, I love how Flashman is a weapon-nut but carrying around a full duffle bag of weapons was getting sill....ier than normal level of goofy....Maybe keep our cutlass and katana on our hip, our pistol on our holster, and our jitte on our back, then have a dial belt with all our other weapons for when we need to quick draw our other more specialized equipment. We can also stuff our usual loadout in our dial belt for when we need to go undercover, it's perfect
>>3554053I think it was a 97 or something like that.
>>3554063Yeah, just went and looked, it was a 97 (+4 bonus).
>>3554058It’s probably going to be a while. Pretty sure BP said at one point that people like the Yonko or Mihawk have such high modifiers that it’d be literally impossible for us to beat them on a roll until we get waaaay stronger. Even a crit would just let us survive the round against them without getting turned into paste, if they fought seriously.
>>3554051Of course you don't, that concept died not even halfway through the first thread. To be honest as fun as that would have probably been, this has legitimately made things way more interesting.
>>3554058Final boss is OnePieceBaka. He has to roll for Flashy, everyone one gets to roll for him.>>3554061Duffle was purely to hide your distinctive weapons, you wouldn't usually use it.20 threads, excluding Mediocre Roll AU Quest. How the fuck are these 100s still coming? How? OPB, which thread did you start playing at? I'm curious.>>3554067Yes, thankfully. You're still in earlyish Paradise.
>>3554070I honestly don't remember, but I think it was around the time you used the "genuine pirate quest" OP image, since I remember seeing it and started reading through the threads because I wanted to see what happened that caused the change.
>>3554043Ah, well, that’s a relief. As much as I like all our weapons, carrying them all around is probably getting a bit....cumbersome. Oooooh, that means we could get a dial devoted to carrying like, oodles of cannon balls! Was worried we’d have to either be on a ship or carry like, a sack of them around if we wanted to be able to use our cannonball throwing skill more then once or twice.
>>3554067True, as fucking insane as Flashman is, he's still nowhere near the top yet. Don't get me wrong, DF, weapon mastery, and reliable haki usage will push Flashman into the big leagues once he's trained a ton, but that's still a ways off and guys like the warlords, emperors, and Admirals/Vice Admirals would destroy us no joke. At the very least we're definitely upper midtier, vast majority of the world doesn't have shit on us
>>3554070>Duffle was purely to hide your distinctive weapons, you wouldn't usually use it.Fair but come on, just imagine how exactly Flashman is carrying everything he's got on him, it's ridiculous. Trading some of our dials and making a belt of lightning dials would just make it all way more convenient.
>>3554070Are we stronger than Jobberdile was now?
>>3554086>just imagine how exactly Flashman is carrying everything he's got on him>Cut-chan - left side>Kat-tan - right side>Ray Pierre-san - right side>Pistol-chan - lower back>Jitte-san - back, across right shoulder>Heat Javelin - back, across left shoulder>Meteor-kun - hung over neck>Cannonball - pouch at right hip>Fan twins - one under each arm on the inside of jacket/coat>Eisen Whip - probably in a pocket or strapped to left hip, even more probably we will leave it at Skypia because its useless on Blue Seas
>>3554118Do you comprehend what we created it's bag of holding we could maybe store not only weapons but maybe even camera, it could even work on other logia users like Ace with flame dial
>>3554087If you mastered your weapon-switching and got a good handle on your Fruit I would tentatively say yes, especially if he didn't know you had said Fruit. Lightning is pretty good against sand because of glassing, much like Abs' Fruit.>>3554118You actually carry your three swords on one side, like Zoro, meaning if you dual-wield swords one of them has a slight delay in unsheathing due to crossing your hand over. One fan there as well. Pistol-chan is on the other side, along with another fan.I doubt you'll be carrying Heat Lance and Meteor-sama around with you in non-pirate persona.On another note, I wasn't kidding earlier about wanting to run another (not Mr Speedy) quest. I think I could handle two at once, because it would be an original quest and thus probably die in one thre- I mean, have fewer players.Anyone have any experience with seeing/running two quests at once? Good/bad/OHGODNO idea?
>>3554128The good things that can come with running two quests is having a schedule you can switch between. Giving you time to plan for each or take a break from either. If you think you can run two without burnout then by all means do it.I do remember Moon attempting to run a Dragon Ball quest alongside Konoha Clan quest and people kept bitching to get back to Konoha instead. So be prepared to deal with that, but I think your playerbase is fairly mature so it shouldn't be a problem.What are you thinking of running?
>>3554128well, this one is a daily thing (rl issues not included).If you cut the week in half this quest, half the other, there are not really going to be problems? I think?It's a lot more updates than the other quest I've watched anyway (usually run in the weekends).>>3554135>on burnout ^trueAlso, yes give details. I'm curious.
>>3554128Generally the two big issues with running two quests is1) "I can totally run two quests and not burn out you guys" proceeds to burn outWith most QMs this would be an issue, but I've watched this quest have a run nearly every day for months now, and it hasn't felt slowed down even now, disregarding a few days here and there when you couldn't run.2) players who are fans of [insert quest] getting annoyed with QM splitting their focus between that and [insert quest 2]Admittedly this could be a minor issue at first, but honestly the playerbase for this quest is superchill, especially compare to a lot of other quests where things have gotten pretty toxic. That plus all over your runtime means that players will have way less of an issue than with a qm that barely runs 1 day out of the week and doesn't get much done in a session.So over all you're probably one of the few QMs who I can trust to not get bogged down running two quests. So sure, go for it.
>>3554118Look all I'm saying is a belt of holding would be super useful >>3554135To be somewhat fair, some players bitched but Moon really only dropped that quest because he tried to do something different and found the whole thing lacking.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3554128Rolling for lettuce.
>>3554153True. It was just one of the more recent examples I could think of in terms of Multi-quest QM-ing. Before I got super busy and stopped following his quests it seemed like a running theme that he really wanted to run multiple quests but people only wanted his attention on one. Nowadays it seems like he has a fairly decent running schedule from when I pop over and checked.
>>3554135Yeah, I don't think there'll be as much interest in my original quest, so I definitely feel it won't take up as much attention. (Admittedly I didn't think this quest would ever get more than a max of about 5-7 players, so I could be hideously wrong, but fanfic quests ARE easier to get into, so...)And yeah, I think most of the playerbase here is mature. Moreso than me, sad to say.>>3554143>>3554145Re. burnout, I go for quick as possible updates on this quest. They're short, not very detailed (or detailed at all), but hopefully enough to get the point across. Kind of a broad sketch of a scene.Stylistically speaking I'd probably go closer to my writing roots (... but with less brutal BDSM porn) for the second quest. Fewer, slower updates (and less typos), but a lot more detail. Admittedly I could give up on that and make the updates more like here, but I'd likely expect a far more relaxed pace, giving me more time to write updates. And fewer votes! If it got to be too much though, I'd drop the second quest rather than OPBP quest.As for the premise itself, I was thinking either 'embittered, middle-aged, retired supervillain (aka evil Smoboss) ends up being blackmailed into mentoring teenage wannabe superhero' or 'parody isekai wherein the chosen hero's summoning gets magically hijacked by the Demon King, shenanigans ensue'. I also love phantom thieves, but I'd probably want to give that one my full attention... maybe someday.>>3554160Mr Speedy is ashamed of you and your roll.Writing update now, by the way.
Sounds like an awesome quest
>>3554174>Maturity levelsReally I only mean we don't call each other faggots every other post. Not quite sure how "mature" we really are.>Less BDSMCuriosity.png I'll just let that slide.>PremiseAll of those sound hilarious and I can safely say I'd play the shit outta those quests. (Work permitting. It's getting to be busy season again. Fuck me with a spork.)
>>3554174>'embittered, middle-aged, retired supervillain (aka evil Smoboss) ends up being blackmailed into mentoring teenage wannabe superhero'Only if supervillain either keeps on trying(and failing) to bring young hero to the life of crime OR if youthful spirit of a hero rubs onto him and he decides to return to bussiness on a somewhat smaller scale just to keep that feel of being young again.
>>3554188James Moriarty quest? James Moriarty quest.
>>3554174Those all sound like pretty good ideas.
>>3554174>'parody isekai wherein the chosen hero's summoning gets magically hijacked by the Demon King, shenanigans ensue'>ShenanigansThe first though I got was that the demon king mind got stuck in the hero's body and he's forced to play along with the stupid isekai plot for a chance to gain his dread throne back kek
>>3554145> "I can totally run two quests and not burn out you guys" proceeds to burn outCir is innocent dammit!
>remember, onepiecebaka must be destroyed(?????? Observation technique increased by ???!) You... are a master of mystery. A scion of stealth. A harbinger of hiding.What you're saying is that you're real good at this sneaky stuff. In fact, you're not saying anything at all. No sound. Like a churchmouse who's actually a ninja.You're STEALTHBOI now.The first step is asking Merry to check whether anyone's watching you- and being the sweet darling that she is, she's happy to tell you exactly when and where to leave the ship without being spotted by any roving pirate eyes.Bless her wooden heart.(Stealth +2!)After that, it's a straight run down your cloud path into the trees. You don't need light thanks to your Observation, so it's simple enough to get deep into the trees, pulling out a sleepy, well-fed Mr Speedy. You swallow hard, steeling yourself for imminent orders to kill yourself, clean latrines, and then kill yourself again.You dial.It rings.It rings some more.It r- oh Seasus."What?" Smoboss sounds annoyed, but not furious. Yet.>Hey-Smoboss-it's-me-have-I-mentioned-I-love-how-merciful-you-are>Smoboss! I finally managed to get away in private, for absolutely the first time!>Please don't kill me. Mina will cry.>Other?>>3554183>maturityI've seen about two or three actual arguments in over 20,000 posts, I think that's fairly mature... maybe?>bdsmPeople pay, I write. Or at least I used to. The less said, the better.>>3554188That's up to the players, but both are a distinct possibility. Might also make your old cheesey, noblebright archenemy try and take the kid as a sidekick without realising who you are.Not sure which quest to do... I feel like isekai has less direction to it, but then I've learned how plans get shot down anyway. Hmm.>>3554200That sounds pretty damn fun, though that's sadly not it. Your being alive prevents another chosen one being summoned, but you're weak and captured, so the demons have to prevent the side of good from rescuing or assassinating you (or you escaping), while trying to recruit you themselves. My original idea was 'isekai'd via rebirth, except you actually end up as the Demon King's heir... And he's an overprotective dork'. But that's maybe TOO silly.
>>3554214>Smoboss! I finally managed to get away in private, for absolutely the first time!>I'm sorry! I miss you!
>>3554214>>Smoboss! I finally managed to get away in private, for absolutely the first time!This is just truthful enough to work enough to work.
>>3554214>Hey-Smoboss-it's-me-have-I-mentioned-I-love-how-merciful-you-are
>>3554214>'isekai'd via rebirth, except you actually end up as the Demon King's heir... And he's an overprotective dork'.I'd read/play it
>>3554214>>Smoboss! I finally managed to get away in private, for absolutely the first time!
>>3554214>Smoboss! I finally managed to get away in private, for absolutely the first time!
>>3554222"The Demon King is actually my father in another world, and won't let me stay out past nine"
>>3554214>So let the record show I never meant for this to happen. But, you'll be pleased to know I did my job for once. My actual job.>The bad news is....there were complications.>BDSM writingI can only imagine the horror. Work is work, but cant say that sounds like an intriguing prospect.
>>Smoboss! I finally managed to get away in private, for absolutely the first time!
>>3554214>Smoboss? Is that you? It's been 75 years since I've heard your voice *All in a gruff voice*
>>3554222Roll 1d100, if you get a nat100 I'll assume the Dice Gods want me to run that one..... Please don't nat100.>>3554229Pretty much. He also shows everyone your baby pictures and cries over what a handsome young man/cute young lady you are, and how proud he is of you. In front of your friends and his Dark Generals.No-one takes you seriously because of him.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3554238
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3554238
>>3554238
>>3554240Damn!
>>3554240HA! FOILED AGA- well, for the first time, BUT STILL!
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3554238Sounds fun. Also hilarious since the heir sometimes is the first major boss that prospective heroes face, making things more awkward.Rolling for laffs.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3554238
>>3554247>another 89Huh.
Rolled 61 (1d100)Watch me roll a 71
>>3554240>>3554247>DoubleKek, even when BP "wins" she still loses to Baka's luck
>>3554255I mean, the DC for that roll is exactly 100, and isn't the double bonus on +5? Even if it was +10 it still wouldn't be enough. So yeah, BPQM did actually win this time.
>>3554256No but I'm saying it's still pretty funny anyway
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>3554255The Demon King is OnePieceBaka. So it is foretold.>Roll 1d100, first 3 rolls, to convince papaSmo of how little free time you've had.1 is best of, 2 is middle, 3 worst of.And if anyone's interested in any of these quests, please say, because I still can't decide which to run. The heir one is kind of growing on me too.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3554260
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3554260
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3554260
>>3554260They're all good, though personally when you said shenanigans I thought>Demon king fucks up ritual, gets stuck in hero's body with no way to assert dominance. >DK realizes hero has access to his powers instead of regular heroic abilities, needs to convince and teach hero to save the world by taking back the DK throne before one of his demon generals get it or the hero, and by extension the DK, is fucked because the demoms will hunt them down.So I was way off.If I had to choose, I'm personally leaning towards one of the isekai.By the way would Flashman's diplomacy/bullshit mod apply to his roll with Smoboss?
>>3554269Cancer dad probably can smell Flashmans bullshit from here, so maybe not.
>>3554260I like your idea of Isekai, seems like the most open one so that means more hijinks.
>>3554260What would you do in the demon Lord's heir one? Attempt to get respect and show your dad you've grown up? Stuff like kidnap the heroes and watch as he thanks the heroes for going easy on his son? Cause that sounds fun.
>>3554260>>3554273Also because it's basically "Hostage Quest: The Adaptation" which means, Skypiea arc forever!
>>3554260I'd prefer the hero one just because villain MC trying and failing to steer their do-gooder sideick away from JUSTICE!!!! is topkek
>77, beats 75 DC"Smoboss!" You blurt everything out as fast as possible, before he reaches through the den den and strangles you. "I finally managed to get away in private, for absolutely the first time!"There's no pause - instead, accompanying Mr Speedy's sudden shocked expression, comes the sound of Smoboss choking on something. Cigars? Coffee? Rum? Coffee with rum in it? Rum with coffee in it? Rum with rum in it?It doesn't matter, because he catches his breath soon enough, and speaks low and urgent. "Brat?! Are you all right?!"OH THANK FUCK HE BOUGHT ITYou will not die today. Hopefully.>Yeah, I'm- well, my ribs are cracked? But that was from, I dunno, getting electrocuted or jumping on a flying ship or something. It's been a long couple of days.>I'm fine! I'm totally fine, don't worry... And my cover's still intact! Mostly.>Yes. Also I killed God and ate a Logia.>Other?>>3554269I'm going to be re-jigging the bullshit/diplomacy skill sometime, so just ignore it for now. I'm running off narrative and DC vs Roll for any diplomatic stuff for the moment.Liking that premise by the way. ... Run it yourself so I can play it!>>3554274Or teenage rebellion by joining the hero party itself, followed by trying to hide their identity from the oblivious shonen heroes? I have no idea!>>3554275NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3554281>>Yes. Also I killed God and ate a Logia.
>>3554281>>Yeah, I'm- well, my ribs are cracked? But that was from, I dunno, getting electrocuted or jumping on a flying ship or something. It's been a long couple of days.
>>3554281>Yeah, I'm- well, my ribs are cracked? But that was from, I dunno, getting electrocuted or jumping on a flying ship or something. It's been a long couple of days.
>>3554281>Yes. I'm still undercover and currently trying to find a way back to the blue sea.
>>3554281>>I'm fine! I'm totally fine, don't worry... And my cover's still intact! Mostly.
>>3554281>Yeah, I'm- well, my ribs are cracked? But that was from, I dunno, getting electrocuted or jumping on a flying ship or something. It's been a long couple of days.>I'm also currently on cloud.
>Yeah, I'm- well, my ribs are cracked? But that was from, I dunno, getting electrocuted or jumping on a flying ship or something. It's been a long couple of days.>I'm also currently on cloud.
>>3554281>Yeah, I'm- well, my ribs are cracked? But that was from, I dunno, getting electrocuted or jumping on a flying ship or something. It's been a long couple of days.>"HOW'S SMOLBOSS?!"
>>3554281>Physically? Little busted up. Nothing too major suprisingly enough.>Emotionally? Well, let's say I'd rather be back on the Mist than with the Strawhats. I dont see how you put up with me. They have a shipful of "me".>I may have also eaten a logia....from God.
>>3554281>I'm fine! I'm totally fine, don't worry... And my cover's still intact! Mostly.
>>3554281>>I'm fine! I'm totally fine, don't worry... And my cover's still intact! Mostly.>joining the hero party itself, followed by trying to hide their identity from the oblivious shonen heroes?Cue sheer regret after the 20th speech about friendship and complete and utter astonishment as it actually helps the heroes accomplish things
>>3554295Support>"Well, not an *actual* God but he called himself one sooo it still counts!"
>>3554281>Yeah, I'm- well, my ribs are cracked? But that was from, I dunno, getting electrocuted or jumping on a flying ship or something. It's been a long couple of days.>>3554319>>3554295>>3554282Don't spew about logia before asking if Smoboss is alone.It would be shame is there was some high rank standing right next to him.
>>3554337Thats why we do it quietly. And then even quieter when he gives the terse "What did you say?"
>Hearing from Smoboss, especially him being so worried about you... man, it makes you relax into a relieved puddle of goop. When did your shoulders get so tense. You can't help but grin. "Yeah, I'm- well, my ribs are cracked? But that was from, I dunno, getting electrocuted or jumping on a flying ship or something. It's been a long couple of days.""A flying-? No, that's not important right now. I'll deal with whatever bullshit you've pulled later." Rude. Accurate, but rude. "Have you had medical attention? Are the Strawhats on to you?""Yes, and not really? Their doctor's-" (adorable) "- really good, he's patched me up pretty well. And... Nico Robin's on to me. But she's keeping it secret from the rest for now... hedging her bets, maybe?"Smoboss sighs, relief obvious, and you hear the creak of his chair as he leans back. Late night in his office again, huh? That paperwork must be piling up... "Good. And you're up in a sky island, huh? Can you get down, or Are you going to javebto go with them?"You pull a face. "I can do either way. I think the locals will give me a boat if I really need to get down fast, but... I don't know where I'm gonna end up, either way. It might not be anywhere near Jaya.""Yeah, that's your own damn fault for getting kidnapped again, idiot," Smoboss comments bluntly. Sympathy, dammit! Sympathize with your plight!>Yeah, well, it's YOUR fault for letting me out of your sight for more than five minutes! This was practically guaranteed!>Okay, fine, whatever. I'll just get lost at sea. And die. No biggie. Not like anyone would care. (sad puppy eyes)>I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny. I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face and stab him to death.>Other?
>>3554342>>I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny. I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face and stab him to death.>>And before you ask, yes, I am being literal.
>>3554345+1
>>3554342>I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny. I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face and stab him to death.>I really didnt want for this to happen Smoboss. I just.....attract trouble I guess.
>>3554342>>I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny. I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face and stab him to death.
>I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny. I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face and stab him to death.>By the way that is not a joke, I smacked god on the face with a shoe and stabbed the fuck out of him
>>3554342>I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny. I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face and stab him to death.We need to get him to relay to Sis that we have ETERNAL dibs on Lolona too. But let's start with this bombshell first.
>>3554345SupportPlus>Despite the crazy circumstances, I ended up doing some really good work and helped out an island that really needed it. As stupid as it sounds I'm glad I was here to make a difference.
>>3554345Yes. This.
>>3554345switching to this
>>3554342>I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny. I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face and stab him to death.
>>3554342>>I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny. I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face and stab him to death.>but if you want i can just jump off!
>>3554342>I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny. I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face with justice shaped like pair of seastone infused skates and stab him to death.
>papasmo, i'm a god now"I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny," you intone. "I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face and stab him to death. ... And before you ask, yes, I AM being literal.""You killed God, huh? Overachiever." Man, it's like he doesn't believe you. At least he sounds dryly amused rather than aching to kill you. "You end up trashing some cult, brat?""A little. Their local 'worship me, I'm a literal god' tyrant tried to go all murdery on us, so I killed the crap out of him." You shrug. "It hasn't been long, but apparently the locals are happy about it, so I guess it worked out.""Ha. Yeah, that'd do it. Not really helping you to lie low, but considering it's you, I guess that's the best I could hope for. Look - it's not urgent that you get down, even if you land somewhere else, just get in contact with a nearby base, and I'll arrange for you to be brought over to us. When are you coming down?">Tomorrow. I'll take a boat and get down as fast as I can.>The Strawhats are fixing up the Me- their ship, so it might be a few more days...>I'm staying up here and becoming the new God. You can be my High Priest!>Other?
>>3554342>I am a victim of fate, a slave to the whims of destiny. I was needed here, so I could hit God in the face and stab him to death.>And before you ask, yes, I am being literal.>Despite the crazy circumstances, I ended up doing some really good work and helped out an island that really needed it. As stupid as it sounds I'm glad I was here to make a difference.We really did some good shit up there all things considered.
>>3554373>Tomorrow. I'll take a boat and get down as fast as I can
>>3554373>The Strawhats are fixing up the Me- their ship, so it might be a few more days...
>>3554373>>Tomorrow. I'll take a boat and get down as fast as I can.
>>3554373>>I'm staying up here and becoming the new God. You can be my High Priest!And as we witness Mr. Speedy's face remain completely stoic and an awkward silence descends>>Tomorrow. I'll take a boat and get down as fast as I can.
>>3554373>Hopefully? Tomorrow. I might be able to snag a ship. At worst? A few days for the Strawhats to fix their boat. If they woulda let me I'd have jumped and already been down by now.
>Tomorrow. I'll take a boat and get down as fast as I can.>Also we need to talk about how to hide my skills better, I might have unlocked armament and gotten a Logia while I was up here
>>3554383Support
>>3554386Support
>>3554281>Liking that premise by the way. ... Run it yourself so I can play it!Yeah to be honest I really like the idea, but I could never run it on /qst/. I'm not big on writing and I only really have consistent access to my phone, which...look I respect the hell out of QMs like you and GD for being able to run on your phone/tablet, but god would that suck. I am thinking up of ways to DM it though, I've run campaigns before where multiple people play one character/aspects of one character with various degrees of success. Plus I'd only need two players out of like nine people I could see being interested, so running it would be way less of a hassle than a full group.
>The Strawhats are fixing up the Me- their ship, so it might be a few more days...>Are you alone, I have something to tell you ( explain logia)
>>3554373>The Strawhats are fixing up the Me- their ship, so it might be a few more days...>If I'll take a boat and get down as fast as I can, I could be down by tomorrow, but If you're saying its not urgent I may as well take it easy and bring few souvenirs, right?
>>3554373>I'm staying up here and becoming the new God. You can be my High Priest!And Sis can be a JUNIOR acolyte, we are nothing but a generous deity
>>3554397Someone PLEASE shop Flashy's head onto this pic, for I lack the means and skills to do it myself!
>>3554373>Tomorrow. I'll take a boat and get down as fast as I can.
>>3554373>>The Strawhats are fixing up the Me- their ship, so it might be a few more days...
>>3554400
>>3553979I think he’s a hacker at this point desu.
>>3554375Well, if the stalk had crashed in the opposite direction it would have trashed Merry and part of Skypiea... But as it was, things turned out surprisingly okay!Also, there seems to be more interest in an isekai quest... any preferences?>My Heroic Summoning Got Hijacked And Now The Demons Don't Know what To Do With Me QuestOR>My Father The Demon King Is An Embarrassing Helicopter Parent questOR>You dumbass, the supervillain one is clearly better(If you wouldn't play any of them, that's cool too.)>>3554390Yeeeeah, I do NOT recommend phoneposting. At all. I'm getting better at it, but the tiny screen, and autocorrect, and... it's just not good. Good luck with running it though, it's a fun premise, and it sounds like you've got a decent number of people to pick from!
>>355440020 million eons in paint.net
>>3554409*Wipes tears*It's everything I could have hoped for. Thank you Anon.
>>3554413Gotta go with Helicopter Parent or Supervillain.
>>3554413You already know, but just for the sake of the vote>Helicopter Parent Demon King
>>3554419AND an edit from OnePieceBaka?...I'll be honest, I was fully expecting my request to go completely ignored.
>>3554413>You dumbass, the supervillain one is clearly betterWe try more and more desperate ways to force our hero sidekick into villainy, until we finally resort to duping him into stealing 40 CAKES
>>3554413>>My Father The Demon King Is An Embarrassing Helicopter Parent quest
>>3554413>>My Father The Demon King Is An Embarrassing Helicopter Parent questI like the other isekai idea too, but I think it will be much more reactive than the father demon King one
>>3554420No problem >>3554419You've got the better cut but I think I've got the better tilt, tie?>>3554413Thanks, I'm pretty excited about it now, and thank you for the inspiration spider muse
>>3554413>My Heroic Summoning Got Hijacked And Now The Demons Don't Know what To Do With Me Quest
>>3554413>>My Heroic Summoning Got Hijacked And Now The Demons Don't Know what To Do With Me QuestNow that we are going back to the White Mist we'll need a new fix of Stockholm Syndrome
Looks like you guys want to get down fast. I totally understand, Skypiea a shit. Writing! (Next quest vote remains open for business.)>>3554431Heroic-teenager was actually going to be a girl, but I could have people vote for that. A whole 40 cakes is kind of excessive though, I'm not sure I'd be capable of writing something so brutal and grimdark.>>3554435I will require UPDATES on what terrible plight the poor demon king is facing in his crappy human body, and the horrors of weird human food. What is this 'chok-a-lut' the human nobles are interested in?! Where are the blood-dipped centipedes?! Why can he not kill random strangers for not getting out of his way fast enough?!
>>3554400I hope this is good enough.
>>3554413>My Father The Demon King Is An Embarrassing Helicopter Parent quest
>>3554409>Bad cut, good tilt>>3554419>Good cut, no tilt>>3554458>Good cut, neck included, backwards headThree-way tie?
>>3554413>You dumbass, the supervillain one is clearly betterI’d be even more interested if it was a team of young superheroes. Having to juggle all the teenage angst and awkward sexual tension would make for an....interesting experience.
>"Tomorrow. I'll take a boat and get down as fast as I can. The Strawhats are fixing up their ship because it's kind of bashed around by now, so it'd be a few days if I went.with them."Smoboss grunts in acknowledgement. "Got it. I'd rather you spent as little time around them as possible, especially if Nico already knows who you are. Just to confirm, I'm guessing the princess is definitely not a prisoner?""They're still trying to pull the whole hostage thing," you confirm, "but if she is, I'll eat my camera.""Typical. Well, get down as soon as you can safely manage, then call me if the den den range is okay. If not, get to the nearest Marine base or ship, and call from there. You've got a lot to catch up on.">You mean paperwork, right? Not latrines?>Enough about me, how'd you enjoy Mocktown?>By the way, I really kinda need to tell you something... are you alone?>Other?
>>3554489>By the way, I really kinda need to tell you something... are you alone?no secrets allowed with best dad
>>3554489>By the way, I really kinda need to tell you something... are you alone?>>3554467These,>>3554409>>3554419>>3554458Are all so great, how is one supposed to choose~?
>>3554453Honestly the idea I preferred was "hero gets summoned, but is intercepted by the demon lord" and it could be run from both the perspectives.>hero: "what is going on...?" >dl: "ah, welcome my avatar of chaos and desp-" >dl notices the full plate with angelic symbols of the hero and the light that comes from seemingly nowhere >hero looks around, seeing the dark and lavish lair of the dark lord, and the dl himself in front of him in full edgy armor>eyes lock>internallyscreaming.jpg x 2
>By the way, I really kinda need to tell you something... are you alone?
>>3554489>>You mean paperwork, right? Not latrines?I want to save the Logia surprise for our reunion.
>>3554489>>Enough about me, how'd you enjoy Mocktown?Don't talk about logia over a denden. Anyone could be listening. Wait until we can tell him in person.
>>3554489>By the way, I really kinda need to tell you something... are you alone?
>>3554489>>You mean paperwork, right? Not latrines?Den Dens can be tapped.
>>3554496Buddy movie?BUDDY MOVIE
>>3554489>By the way, I really kinda need to tell you something... are you alone?>So hypothetically, if, after killing that god I mentioned, I saved myself from the hundreds of meters of falling to my certain death from his flying golden ark by landing in a tree canopy, and just hypothetically, choked on, and subsequently swallowed a fruit, and that fruit happened to be the Logia of the god I just killed, how would you react? Hypothetically.
>>3554501Ah shit, you right.>>3554489Changing from >>3554495 to>You mean paperwork, right? Not latrines?
>>3554498>>3554501>>3554506Shit, good call.Switching from >>3554503 to>You mean paperwork, right? Not latrines?
>>3554489>You mean paperwork, right? Not latrines?
>>3554506They can? How do you tap an animal?
>>3554522Gently.But seriously, they communicate via radio waves.
>>3554522Like any other card.
>>3554522theres a type of den den called the balck den den mushi that basically spies on others, they are super rare and i think only CP9 and CP0 have any, maybe Dragon as well. I doubt they would be spying on Smoker, no reason to when there are so many other targets
>>3554489>>You mean paperwork, right? Not latrines?>>Enough about me, how'd you enjoy Mocktown?we will tell him later in private
>>3554522im going to go with through the shell. Also a better question is how the hell you use an animal to communicate with another one along way away
>>3554527But who wouldn't want to tap Smoker, hehehe... hehe... he... too lewd?>>3554532Mr Speedy is a prodigy when it comes to range. He's like a D. of the den den world.>papasmo has saved all his paperwork for you, what a great guy"You mean paperwork, right? Not latrines?""Same thing, they're both full'a shit. But I mean both... And Klaus' lessons."EEP. "... How dead am I?"You could practically hear his smirk, even if you couldn't see it on Mr Speedy's face. Which you can. Because Smoboss is getting his sadism on, apparently. "If he killed you, that'd cut down on how much he could make you suffer, wouldn't it?"... I'm not coming down.""Nice try, brat. I expect a call regarding your whereabouts sometime within the next few days, either from you or another Marine. Get back here as soon as you safely can, and for the love of everything, DON'T get your ass kidnapped again. Anything else you need to tell me?">???????
>>3554546>>Hypothetically, would you be able to train another logia? Asking for a friend>>Also Armament feels kinda weird
>>3554546>"No, not right now. I'll call soon!"
>>3554546"Nothing urgent, I'm saving the good stuff for when we see again. The REAL GOOD stuff."
>>3554546>>???????"Nothing that can't wait until I see you."
>>3554546>"No, but how are the others doing?"
>Couple things, but I rather tell you in person. I'll call you as soon as I'm sea level again
>>3554546>There is something, but I want to talk about it face to face when I'm back.>Also, tell everyone I said hi!
>>3554546>Couple things, but I rather tell you in person. I'll call you as soon as I'm sea level again>Also, tell everyone I said hi!
Rolled 25, 2 = 27 (2d100)Looks like helicopter parent is edging out supervillain, which is beating hijacked summoning quest. Any other votes?Also, background rolls.
>>3554568>2So who's (nearly?) dying this time?
>>3554568>25, 2Oof. Someone is having a bad day.
>>3554568Dear Lord, Flashman just sucks all the extra luck out of the world and leaves others to job their asses off, huh.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>3554571That was Tashigi's roll, so...
>>3554580>That was Tashigi's roll, so......Uh oh.
>>3554580
>>3554580...Oh no. Ace jobbed after he left Flashman. Tashigi jobs after she leaves us? Guys I think we steal people's luck and that's why we roll so well.
>>3554571>>3554574>>3554583Im choosing to believe those were rolls for how much everybody fails to contain their happiness after hearing we are allright.Tashigi just accidentally called us her brother.
Rolled 20, 22 = 42 (2d100)I can't believe Tashigi's fucking dead.
>>3554596The dice gods sure are cruel these days
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3554600Hope this is over 80...
>>3554604Oh boy, is it time for Flashy to go nuclear when he gets back?
>>3554604Ah. So this is the day that gives rise to Punished Flashman.
>>3554604Fucking hell, sis. What happened to you?
>>3554604Guess we ain't keeping this logia secret for long.
Rolled 76, 93, 18 = 187 (3d100)>>3554604Um. Well.ONEPIECEBAKA USED UP ALL THE LUCKIT'S HIS FAULT
>While Harry was busying killing God>His sister was dying and descending to Hell.Them's the breaks I guess.
>>3554611>18Please don't be Tashigi.Or if it is, please be something innocent like what >>3554593 said.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3554611COME ON, SUNGLASSES
>>3554611This result better be something good for us!
>>3554616WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
HOLD ME ANONS I'M SCARED
Rolled 85, 31, 38 = 154 (3d100)>>3554617Sunglasses is AN HERO. Hat is a good sidekick, despite being the one with the Logia.Fop... Well. He tried, bless him. He tried.Rolling for non-Marine people.>>3554619Enel's body landed on Tashigi's head and she died. It was sad.
>>3554623
>>3554625>Sunglasses in AN HERORip.
>>3554616
>>3554568I vote heli parent
>>3554637He wouldn't die even if you killed him.>bye bye papa ilu "Couple things, but I'd rather tell you in person. I'll call you as soon as I'm sea level again." There's no way you're mentioning the Logia or Armament, or adopting a giant snake here. Plus you need to be on the scene if Smoboss has a heart attack. "Tell everyone I said hi!""Hmm." He doesn't sound entirely convinced by your casual tone, Mr Speedy staring at you with suspicion, but apparently decides he'd rather have a long sleep before finding out what bullshit you've pulled now. "Fine... try to keep the stupidity to a minimum.""Your minimum or my minimum?""... Get some rest, idiot.""That doesn't answer my qu-""Stay safe."The click as he hangs up is oddly loud in the forest, which suddenly seems so much darker and emptier. Fortunately, your heart is brighter and more full! It's all good! Everything's okay! Nothing can possibly go wrong!You sneak back onto the Merry with no more difficulty than getting off, and curl up the bed in your tiny cabin, feeling better than you have in... it feels like days.>Go to next morning?>Timeskip to getting across to Skypiea.for SHOPPING>Timeskip to getting a boat (with a few votes on what you did for shopping/trading)>Other?>>3554649Manly as fuck! What a guy! Can't wait to see him on the JOIN THE MARINES recruitment posters.Going to sleep, thanks for playing and good night! Voting remains open for 2nd quest, if people are interested, I'm going to go pass out.
>>3554681>>Timeskip to getting a boat (with a few votes on what you did for shopping/trading)
>>3554681>Go to next morning?
>>3554681>>Go to next morning?
>>3554681>Timeskip to getting a boat (with a few votes on what you did for shopping/trading)
>>3554681>Timeskip to getting a boat (with a few votes on what you did for shopping/trading)GET ME OUT OF HERE!
>>3554681>Go to next morning?Aw, wanted to spend more time with the strawhats.
>>3554681>Go to next morning?let's not forget to make a lightning dial belt of holding before we go.
Hey BP, would it be possible to head to the Ark one last time to loot it before we leave? Or are the best parts of it already taken?
>>3554681>Timeskip to getting a boat (with a few votes on what you did for shopping/trading)We need sky candy and to trade in our useless dials for ones that'd be useful on the ship.Hey, how much would the jet dials we already have speed up the white mist if we just glued them onto the back of her?
>>3554716Yeah it'd be nice to get a sack full of jet dials desu
>>3554711I'm not sure we would be able to use it without revealing our logia though.
>>3554681>>Timeskip to getting a boat (with a few votes on what you did for shopping/trading)all the dials and candy
>>3554741It would not be difficult at all. Just charge them in closed room.
>>3554741Realistically speaking, we’re not going to want to break out the full arsenal unless things get really dicey, which means we’d probably be using our Logia anyways. As long as we have a few of our weapons on hand like normal we shouldn’t have any trouble.
>>3554741What >>3554778 said, plus better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it. Besides, if we want something hidden there's no way anyone could find it, and it's great for storing away large loads of stuff when necessary.
>>3555006We definitely need a belt of holding for all our goddamn weapons.It's an absolute must.
>>3555044'Course, there's also the problem that since we're the only one who can actually do the lightningspace trick anyone else accidentally using the dials runs the risk of the electricity containing our precious weapons dissipating into nothingness.
>>3555067I'm not sure how that would work...Would the items turn back into items, or would they diffuse into the ground without turning back?And if they did diffuse into the ground, it's not like the electrons went anywhere, they're just in the ground.So does that mean if we find the spot where they diffused into the ground, we'd be able to suck them back out with our logia? Is there a time limit, since the charge would disperse over time?Could we use that to hide items anywhere temporarily? Could we hide them more permanently inside batteries or capacitors? Much experimenting needs to be done.
>>3555071I would say there's a SMALL chance of getting the weapon back if you're fast and right next to it, but you're probably fucked. As such, the best bet is to not let anyone get their hands on your Dials, or at least only carry assorted cannonballs/bullets/random weapons you don't care about in them.7-7 draw for next morning and boat.
>>3555462Good to know. On the upside, now there's yet another use for this gloriously broken fruit. Disintegration of small items! ...Well, beyond just doing it by directly lightninging things to death, I mean.
>>3555462>Timeskip to getting a boat (with a few votes on what you did for shopping/trading)I want to go home
>>3555462>Timeskip to getting a boat (with a few votes on what you did for shopping/trading)
>>3555474SKYPIEA WILL NEVER END!
CALLING FOR BOATWill write up some shopping votes so you guys can figure out what you did.
>>3555482Will the skypeans trade for gold?Because if so, we should definitely use metal cutting to slice off hunks of solid gold from enel's ship and bring it into town to trade.I want to come back with a literal sack full of dials for the white mist.
>>3555481FORBIDDEN>shopping/trading votesPlease refer to the pastebin listed in the original post, where Bob has kindly kept track of the assorted Dials you have. You also have the cloud iron Not-Sword which is going to be useless on the Blue Seas if you want to get rid of that, and you can ditch the flame lance if you want.One Piece wikia has a section on Dials, assume any canon (non-game) one is up for grabs. If you guys want an Axe or Reject Dial, it's limited to one OR the other, you'll only get one, AND you'll need to get a high roll when I call for one. Assume the more common, household Dials are cheap and plentiful.Just say how many Dials you want to buy of which type, I'll then tally up what people want and work out what's actually reasonable for you to get. Yes, people are happy and generous, but you've still got little to trade with and no money. I would recommend keeping your votes to a maximum of ten Dials, maybe a few more if you want weaker ones, fewer if you want a rare or expensive one.And yes, you automatically get sky candy.>MAKE YOUR CHOOOOOIIIIIICEVote will be open for a while.>>3555489I don't believe the Skypieans particularly care about gold, but I can't remember. If I'm wrong, someone please link me.
>>3555495Selling>Iron Cloud Dials (x3)>Milky Dials (x3)Buying>Look for Reject Dial>Electricity Dial (x2)>Tone Dial (x2)>Lamp dial (x1)>Impact Dial (x2)>Breath Dial (x1)>Water Dial (x1)>Jet Dials (x2) [More if we can get them]So I'm trading in most of our useless dials, with two of them being kept as souvenirs. Then I'm getting a mix of combat and utility Dials
>>3555500I'm fine with this. Maybe ditch the tone dials for thunder dials since we already have a recording function on our camera.
>>3555512Fair point>>3555500Swap the Tone Dials for two more Thunder Dials
Few votes today, do people not particularly care about Dials? Will call and write in another few minutes.
>>3555515>>3555512>>3555500This.
>>3555546Never really had an interest in the dials, myself.
>>3555546It's 9am on a Wednesday, most people are at work in the states
>>3555500We already have a breath dial, would swap for flavor one just in case some things need one instead of other.A tone could be useful, camera is suspicious, some silly shell not really, only those in the know would be suspicious of one.How many Jets do we have? 2 looted from the guy we shot, pastebin says there are 2 on each skate for a total of 4 more, but I remember us getting a hold of only one skate? Anyway, thats 4-6 jet dials, do we really need more?Impacts would be good to give away to someone among crew who might need them more than us, so the are good.I want a flame dial just on the off chance we can dare Fireplace into getting inside it.One extra water could be always useful, so thats fine.Thunder dials could help us with explaining sudden boosts in power of our shocks, just explain that in the off-time we kept generating and storing charges for later use is all, a hundred 1V batteries connected in a row will kill a man and all that. Still only one shot thing, useless on a large scale and blablabla, you know the deal.All in all,Selling>Iron Cloud Dials (x3)>Milky Dials (x3)Buying>Look for Reject Dial>Thunder Dial (x2) or more?>Lamp dial (x1)>Impact Dial (x2)>Flavor Dial (x1)>Water Dial (x1)>Flame Dial (x1)>maybe a Jet dial or two if there is a reason for us needing them?
in all honsety as long as we get some variety and some extra lightning dials am happy with whatever we get, and yeah selling the cloud dials, we already got the flame lance for flame dials
