Sixteen years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day the Saiyans have more than earned their title of warrior race. proving their might as Freeza’s most powerful soldiers, annexing hundreds of worlds in the name of Emperor Freeza. After the now-legendary Siege of New Salda broke the might of the Covenant’s empire, none have dared to openly challenge the PTO’s military superiority. Many systems have fallen in line, dozens upon dozens of worlds surrendering without a fight. Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 747. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 5,297,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of many, champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, and as “The Dragon of New Salda” you are the unbroken symbol of the PTO’s might across the stars. But for now peace has come to the Saiyan race, unlike any they’ve ever known. But how long will this hard-earned peace last?Character Sheet, powerlevels, and other pastebins: https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute votes, 3 votes minimum to proceed>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of 3 wins>If any two roll posts are within the same second, they will be counted as one roll and I’ll take the higher number(s)>When votes are given, DO NOT pick every option. Pick -ONE- option, unless stated otherwise>Crits are nat 100, unless otherwise noted(a 99 may net you an extra bonus)>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes the DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can and will be shut down at my discretion>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any reason whatsoever>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: The Price of Peacehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qjLg
>>3562349Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:After Chaya showed off her newfound power, you and the other time travelers worked together to defeat Omega Shenron. Then Goku gave a Senzu Bean to Chaya, restoring your strength as you still had a battle to fight with the Mobile Armor. Which you defeated with little difficulty, even showing off your as-of-yet unnamed move. Once the machines were defeated you accepted Orga’s surrender on behalf of all Tekkadan, then returned back home thanks to one of Raven’s portals, you arriving in time to watch Chaya and Raditz’s rematch. Your daughter pushed Raditz past his limits, the boy becoming an Ascended Super Saiyan. Chaya transforms as well, their power blowing the audience away. Their match resumes on Raxus Prime, and after the two talk it out and understand each other a little better, the match continues far friendlier. Then Bardock surprisingly challenges you, and as we rejoin Karn he’s in his Berserker form, facing Super Saiyan 3 Bardock.“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!” Bardock roars, charging right back at you. Not letting him keep the advantage you bellow and blast off the ground as well, both your fists smashing into each others with titanic force. And thanks to the mass provides by your Berserker form, while Bardock is knocked slightly back from the force of the impact your charge continues through.“Got you!” you shout, following up and pressing the attack. With impacts like meteor strikes you rain down blow after blow, Bardock forced on the defensive to avoid taking serious damage. After several moments of this your fellow Saiyan’s had enough, releasing an Explosive Wave powerful enough to stagger you. And before you get your guard readied Bardock follows up with an Energy Punch to your jaw, backflipping into the air above you.“HRRRRAAAAAAAA!!” roars Bardock, the Saiyan blasting at you with a wide, powerful Energy Wave. With only an instant to act you throw your arms up, attempting to block this massive attack. The energy slams into you, yet you hold firm, Bardock’s blast unrelenting for several seconds before he finally ends it. You stand where you were, only a small pillar left of the ground directly beneath you for more than a dozen yards in all directions as Bardock again takes his stance. “Is that all you’ve got?”“I was about to ask you the same thing.” you reply, taking your stance as well with a smirk.Well? What now?>Rush and attack, keep up the pressure>Defend, see what else he’s got>Su Ma evade and counter >Djem So, defend and counterattack>Super Energy Blade and attack>Scattershots and Homing Ki Bombs, keep him at range>Guided Eye Beams, force Bardock to stay on the defensive>Final Flash, just like your first fight with him>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3562350>>Djem So, defend and counterattack
>>3562350>Djem So, defend and counterattack
Leaving votes open another ten minutes
>kamehameha to da face
>>3562354>>3562360>>3562393Djem So, defend and counterattack wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 45
Rolled 40, 17 = 57 (2d100)>>3562404
Rolled 44, 4 = 48 (2d100)>>3562404Lets go bro
>>3562408Fuck you dice.
We need one more roll to continue, hopefully it’s a good one
Rolled 41, 67 = 108 (2d100)>>3562404
Rolled 69, 2 = 71 (2d100)>>3562404F
>>3562419Why are we still here? Just to suffer
>>3562406>>3562408>>356241944/100, 67/100. Narrow failure and success, writing.
>>3562350“Tch. Take THIS!!” Bardock roars, firing a wave of energy down at you. Crossing your arms before you, the attack strikes your guard head-on. But you easily tank his attack before Bardock rushes in to continue pressing his assault. But this time you’re ready, swatting his left fist aside with your right forearm and jabbing for his head with your left. But Bardock narrowly dodges, your fist missing him and momentarily sending you off-balance. Before you can recover, Bardock slams his right ki-covered fist into the side of your head, the energy exploding in your face.“Dammit!” you shout, arms reflexively going to cover your head. But this reaction is exactly what Bardock wanted, you feeling a half-dozen heavy blows crashing into your gut before another more-powerful wave of energy slams into your entire upper body and sends you crashing down into the crater. Coughing and pushing yourself up, you sense Bardock firing a barrage of blasts down at you.“Hrrrrraaaaa!!” Bardock roars, your Barrier going up around you as dozens upon dozens of ki blasts slam into your shield. Holding the Barrier takes little effort, focusing your ki sense on Bardock to make sure he doesn’t sneak up on you. And sure enough, you feel him fire another few blasts before moving, dropping straight to the ground and flying under the cover of his attacks right at you. But you sense it coming, and as Bardock closes in you deactivate your Barrier, you catching him off-guard and slamming a fist square into his face.Bardock cries out in surprise as your fist crashes into him, sending him flying. Bardock backflips back to his feet, sliding to a stop as you charge after him. You swing for his head, Bardock ducking and swinging for a powerful uppercut to your guts. But before his attack could connect you swing with your knee, it crushing Bardock’s nose and sending a spray of blood as the attack knocks him down yet again. As he tumbles backwards you reach out, grabbing him by the ankle and spinning, slamming Bardock into the ground three quick times before you lift and punch him square in the gut. You release Bardock as your fist impacts with tremendous force, sending him flying up and out of the crater. He got you by surprise, but you’ve given just as good as you’ve taken so far.But what now?>Rush and attack, keep up the pressure>Defend, he’ll try something big to retaliatr>Su Ma evade and counter >Djem So, defend and counterattack>Super Energy Blade and attack>Scattershots and Homing Ki Bombs, keep away at range>Guided Eye Beams, force Bardock to stay on the defensive and don’t let him close in>Final Flash, take him down>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3562503>Guided eye beams and charge in at him, then get in close and hit him in the gut with a super energy bomb
>>3562503>Rush and attack, keep up the pressure
>>3562503>Guided Eye Beams, force Bardock to stay on the defensive and don’t let him close in
>>3562503Actually>>3562533change this to this>>3562505
>>3562503After this, can we ascended primal and go vs meloka + vegeta + bardok?
>>3562505>>3562507>>3562533>>3562534>>3562539Guided Eye Beams and write in wins it. Roll me a 4d100.First DC 65Second DC 5>>3562544Perhaps, but not for this fight
Rolled 10, 65, 71, 64 = 210 (4d100)>>3562550YEET
Rolled 10, 38, 9, 13 = 70 (4d100)>>3562550YEET
Rolled 98, 98, 95, 54 = 345 (4d100)>>3562550
>>3562552>>3562556Weird, and shit, but>>3562557JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LAD! CALM DOWN, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
>>3562559Most of my rolls are shit, is this the power of Phone posting?
>>3562552>>3562556>>356255798/100, 98/100, 95/100, 64/100. Three incredible successes, writing.
>>3562557holy shit, boy
>>3562557I want this anon to roll more.
>>3562503“Try dodging this!” you roar, and with a moment of intense focus fire your Guided Eye Beams right at Bardock. He sees the attack coming, twisting and narrowly avoiding the piercing beams. But as he avoids it you continue to focus, changing the attacks’ angles right back at him. “Not yet!”“What?!” Bardock shouts, your attack changing course and striking at his back. He dodges one beam successfully, the other piercing straight through his right bicep. “Nrg! Dammit!”“C’mon, is that all you’ve got?!” your taunting call echoes out, Bardock trying and failing to avoid your deadly beams as you reorient them on him over and over again, your fellow Saiyan having a rough time of it. Over a dozen times one of your attacks pierce him, Bardock managing to dodge any extremely dangerous or heavily debilitating blows. But your attack holds him in place, which was the real goal.As the beams force Bardock’s full attention to remain on that attack, you begin to gather your ki overhead. It’s in intense mental strain, charging up your Super Ki Bomb while keeping Bardock on the defensive with the Eye Beams. You feel your left eye twitching from the strain, arms trembling as you struggle to hold everything together. As you’ve finally gathered enough for your attack, you send your beams reorienting on Bardock one last time and rushing in. Bardock dodges it yet again, leaving him wide-open as you rush in, massive attack held overhead. He catches the attack coming from the corner of his eye, turning towards you and eyes widening in surprise.“GOT YOU!!” you roar, bellowing out and slamming the giant attack down. He doesn’t have time to react, the attack catching him and sending your fellow Super Saiyan crashing down to the ground. He struggles to push back against it, but you’d gathered so much power that he simply cannot repel it in time. With a final effort you detonate the attack, your Super Ki Bomb exploding with a tremendous blast. The blast knocks you back slightly, forcing you to brace yourself against it to avoid getting blown away as well. It takes several moments after the blast ends before the dust clears, revealing Bardock. You see that he’s still standing, but no longer a Super Saiyan 3.cont
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3562675How about I roll instead? I'm sure I can do better. Or cause the apocalypse.
>>3562676“Dammit. That’s it?” Bardock says, more to himself than you as you descend to the ground by him. “I’m out of time already?”“You alright?” you ask, holding a hand down to him and reverting back to your base form. Bardock harrumphs, yet still takes your arm as you help him back up to his feet. Mentally contacting Raven and telling her your match is over, she opens a portal back to New Salda’s now-ruined arena. You both walk through the portal unsupported under your own powers, both of your families waiting excitedly for your return.“...Next time, Karn.” Bardock says, holding a fist out to you. “I’ll master this power, and next time I’ll take you down.”“Bring it on.” you reply, rapping your knuckles against his. “But I’m not slowing down either. I won’t let you surpass me.”“Hmph. I’d expect it no other way.” Bardock replies, the Saiyan warrior and his family then leaving the ruined arena behind.“This will take some time to fix.” King Vegeta says to himself, looking over the ruins of the arena before turning to your daughter. “But you certainly put on an impressive show.”“Thanks! I’ve been practicing!” Chaya says excitedly. “Mr. Shellshock says it’s no fun for the fans if the fight’s over too quick. ‘Gotta give ‘em their money’s worth.’ So I’ve been trainin’ really hard.”“That’s certainly how Vox operates.” Vegeta says, then turns to you. “And well done. Freeza told me some of what happened with the pirates, as well as the time travelers. Good to have you back.”“Good to be back.” you tell him, giving your king a tired salute. “And I’ve got something to tell you later, about that form you’ve been working towards. Don’t let me forget, alright?”“As if I would.” he says, then after saying his goodbyes departs back for the palace.“Well, shall we go home?” Meloka asks you, you nodding in agreement.“Yeah, lets.” you say, you all taking off back towards your ship. The flight back is uneventful, your kids telling you about what happened while you were gone as you all travel and eat up, your stomach informing you that you hadn’t eaten for several hours now. Once everyone’s had their fill you all wash up after your battles, everyone going to bed.“We’re gonna need more beds soon.” you think before going to sleep, the last thing you see before sleeping is Chaya, Broly, Chilli, Tatsu and Tomi, and Caulifla all piled in the bed just the three oldest used to share together. Your sleep is deep and restful, you slowly waking to peace and quiet on board your ship. While you’d enjoyed spending time on board Freeza’s ship, you’d really missed this. This is what you fight for, what you fight to protect. You would do anything for them.cont
>>3562733As you soak in the peace and calm of the morning, listening to your wife and children all sleeping, Meloka stirs in your arms. Your wife rolls over towards you, you smiling and kissing her.“Mornin’.” you whisper, Meloka ‘mmmm’ing contentedly then nestling her face into your chest.“Mrrssd yyyaa.” she mumbles out, still half-asleep. “Missed you too.” you reply, simply holding your wife close for several minutes and enjoying each others’ presence until the kids begin to wake up. Caulifla wakes up first, your daughter sleepily floating over to your bed and rubbing her eyes.“Momma?” Moooomma?” Caulifla calls out in a sleepy mumble, Meloka turning and rolling towards her.“Come here Cauli.” Meloka says, you seeing your daughter’s thumb in her mouth. She comes over, Meloka grabbing her and putting her between the two of you.“Mornin’ kiddo.” you say, Caulifla’s eyes shooting open.“DADDY!” she shouts in surprise, you chuckling and holding your daughter close as she ‘Eeeeeeee’s in excitement. But her shouts seem to have woken up the rest of them, your children all jumping up and stampeding over to you and Meloka. You, Caulifla, and Meloka are all buried under the rest of your children here, you laughing at your kids all begin to pile on top of you. You enjoy a relaxing morning with your family, taking the morning off from your previous training. You get out of bed, you, Meloka, and the kids all getting dressed. As you all dress you notice your wife’s scars across her back, you taking a moment to look over yourself in the room’s mirror. The massive scar across your chest draws your eye first, but as you look over your upper body you see the hundreds of other scars. Your chest, arms, and face are all covered in old healed-over wounds, you turning to your children and watching as they dress, your children all still unscarred.“Karn?” Meloka asks, having already gotten dressed in her purple gi and walking over. “What is it?”“This is it.” you reply, pulling Meloka to you as the two of you watch your kids dress, them all talking about what they’re gonna do today. “This is what we’ve been fighting for all this time.”“Yeah. We made it.” she says, smile on her face. “After everything, we’re still here.”But what will you do first today?>Go with Chaya, watch her practicing with Shellshock>You and Meloka both need to name your daughter still in a pod>Chilli’s still gotta show you that technique he’s been working on, now’s a good time>Broly will be going to work on his Ascended Berserker form with Ubo, go with him>Tatsu and Tomi want to go have a fight in the arena now, go watch them>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3562860>>You and Meloka both need to name your daughter still in a pod
>>3562860>>Broly will be going to work on his Ascended Berserker form with Ubo, go with him
>>3562860>You and Meloka both need to name your daughter still in a pod.Best to actually give the child a name at some point.
>>3562860>Chilli’s still gotta show you that technique he’s been working on, now’s a good timeBroly's fine with just Ubo, and the kid can be named later today. Let's spend some time with our firstborn
>>3562877Chilli's our second born, actually.
>>3562860>You and Meloka both need to name your daughter still in a pod>Chilli’s still gotta show you that technique he’s been working on, now’s a good timeWe spend a lot of time on chaya, now it's time to check on the others. After this I say we check in on Broly or the twins
>>3562860>Broly will be going to work on his Ascended Berserker form with Ubo, go with himWe could get some practice with the form too
>>3562860>You and Meloka both need to name your daughter still in a pod>Bring Chilli along
>>3562870>>3562873>>3562874>>3562877>>3562911>>3562912You and Meloka both need to name your daughter still in a pod wins it. Writing.
>>3562860>You and Meloka both need to name your daughter still in a pod>Chilli’s still gotta show you that technique he’s been working on, now’s a good timethis
>>3562860“We’ve got something we need to do first.” you say to Meloka, as the kids all finish getting dressed. “We’ve still got a daughter to name, don’t we?”“Yeah, have you thought of any names?” she asks you, pondering names as you finish dressing. But as you get dressed Chaya runs off first, saying she’s going training with Shellshock at Dreadzone. Broly heads out as well, saying he’s going to go see Ubo and keep training on controlling his Ascended Berserker transformation. Tatsu and Tomi are excited to jump into the arena and go at each other after yesterday’s fights, Chilli saying he’ll watch over them and make sure they won’t hurt each other.With everyone going their separate ways you and Meloka take off, flying towards the main hospital where your youngest daughter is waiting. The two of you walk in through the front door, the receptionist eagerly greeting you both. Or rather, one of you more excitedly than the other.“Oh hey Meloka, you’re back! Film any more workouts this week?” the young PTO receptionist says, still excited to see her but far less over-the-top than you remember.“Not yet, that’ll be later.” she says, barely slowing down. “Have they moved her yet?”“Not yet, but they’ll be taking her out next week.” he replies. “She’s almost ready to be out of the pod for good. Unless she takes after her father.”Both the receptionist and surprisingly Meloka share laugh, you raising an eyebrow at the youth but not saying anything as Meloka leads you deeper inside. While over the years the outside of the facility has changed, what with the building being destroyed in multiple invasions and all, the interior has remained the same. Sterile white walls and floors, and small placards on the walls for guiding people around. But Meloka doesn’t even seem to notice them, leading you both directly to the room your daughter is in.“She’s gotten big.” you say, peering at your daughter. You hadn’t been back here in awhile, but your daughter is still unmistakable. You walk right up to the pod, placing a hand on it. But this seems to wake her, your daughter opening her eyes and peering at you curiously. Opening the pod you pull your daughter out, cradling her in your arms and thinking to her. “Hey kiddo.”“Aaaaaaaah!” she says, her large eyes peering questioningly at you.“So you thought of any names yet?” Meloka asks.“Not sure, what about you?” you ask back, the two of you sharing potential names for your daughter.Well? What shall her name be?>Peppa>Cress>Sabi>Kola>Celli>Avoca>Mizuna>Ruco>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3563000>>MizunaI have no strong feeling about any of these names, and I'm terrible at names in general, so I'll pick something at random.
>>3563000>OtherOkira, after okra?
>>3563017supportan, write-ins always beat the normal options, no offense to your originality gd
>>3563055Absolutely none taken. I WANT anons to write in, my options are usually only there for if anons can’t think of anything better
>>3563005>>3563015>>3563016>>3563017>>3563018>>3563019>>3563023>>3563044>>3563050>>3563055Okira wins it. Writing.
>>3563000You and Meloka toss names back and forth, finally coming to a decision on a name you both like: Okira.“That sound good?” you ask the daughter you’re holding onto, Okira smiling from ear to ear.“Aaaaaaah!” she says happily, you and Meloka smiling down at your young, smiling daughter.“I like it too.” Caulifla says, your daughter having been rising on your shoulders quietly this entire time, now addressing her younger sister. “Oooookiiiiraaaa?”“Baaaaaaa!” Okira says, reaching up towards her sister. You lift her up towards her older sister, chuckling as your youngest daughter reaches out, her tiny hands grabbing her sister’s hair.“Hey, stop tha-ow!” Caulifla says, Okira laughing happily.“C’mon, let go Okira.” Meloka says with a chuckle, gently prying your daughter’s hand open and replacing Caulifla’s hair with her own hand. But right after the door opens, a nurse coming in.“Alright, I hope everyone’s rea-Oh! Karn, Meloka, greetings.” she says, quickly giving a Saiyan salute to you both. “Perfect timing. The children here will be moved to the cradles now, have you given your daughter a name?”“Her name’s Okira!” Caulifla says excitingly. The nurse looks to you both, you nodding in confirmation.“Alright, Okira it is.” she says, writing something on the clipboard she’s carrying. “Very well. Do you wish to carry her there, or will you leave her with me?”You look to Meloka, your wife holding your youngest daughter close, and it’s clear to both you and the nurse she’s not letting go anytime soon.“...Aaaaalright, then if I could have you would wait one moment.” she says, pulling a hovering table in, going around to the other pods in the room and withdrawing the children, swaddling them and placing them all on the hovering table.“Where’s their mommas and daddys?” Caulifla asks, looking at the kids as the nurse continues their work.“They’re probably busy.” you say to Caulifla. “We weren’t here yesterday, remember?”“Oh yeah, okay.” she says, as the nurse looks at you oddly for a moment before finishing her work.“Alright, if you would follow me.” the nurse says, leading you all deeper inside.cont
>>3563231>Most Saiyans probably don’t know (or care) that their kids are being moved into cradlesRip.
>>3563344You never know, some Saiyans might start taking after Karn and Meloka's example. Closer families in Saiyan culture would do great things.
>>3563231“General Karn, a word?” the nurse asks, as she leads you all deeper inside the facility.“Uhh, sure?” you reply, walking up beside the nurse as she leads you all towards a different area. “What is it?”“Its about your kids. Or rather, how you and Meloka have been raising them.” she says, somewhat uncertainly. “I’ve seen a lot of children come through here, and even kept up with many of them after leaving. But, even compared to the other Super Saiyans’, your children are all exceptional. Chaya’s become the youngest Dreadzone champion in history, and I watched Chilli in the arena the other day facing that Bardock’s second boy. His control is something else, most adults couldn’t dream of doing half of what that boy can do.”“Big brother’s so cool!” Caulifla says happily, the nurse looking up at her and smiling for a moment.“Of course, you admire your older brother.” she says, then turns her gaze back down to you as she turns the table around a corner. “And that’s my point general. You and Meloka, with your children; you live lives so differently from the others. From how we Saiyans have lived for generations. The only ones I know who live even remotely similarly are Bardock and Gine, and their children also noticeably above-average. Is that the secret to your power?”“No, that’s not it.” you say, as she leads you all to a door, it sliding open and revealing the familiar-looking room full of cradles. She looks questioningly to you, waiting on you to continue as she begins putting the young Saiyans in cradles, marking each of them with names.Well?>We just enjoy being together, being together is not about strength >Explain how you first went Super Saiyan>We love each other, and our children>Other(write in)
>>3563372>>We love each other, and our children>>Explain how you first went Super SaiyanCause it was Love that drove us to become a SS and its Love that has made us the father we are.
>>3563372>We just enjoy being together, being together is not about strength >Explain how you first went Super Saiyan>We love each other, and our childrenLiterally all of these sound good. Just mix it all together.
>>3563372>>>We love each other, and our children>>>Explain how you first went Super Saiyan
>>3563372>>3563378This, blow her monkey mind, figuratively of course.
>>3563374>>3563378>>3563389>>3563396We love each other, and our children and Explain how you first went Super Saiyan wins it. Roll me a d100DC 45
>>3563372>We just enjoy being together, being together is not about strength >That said, it probably helps that Meloka and I are there to guide the kids.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3563421
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3563421Here we goooooo!
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3563421
>>3563431And our DADness shines through as usual.
>>3563446I guess that confirms Karn is the father of the year.So we get a free mug and a garage full of unorganized tools now, right?
>>3563450Dude we've been father of the year for....I want to say almost 13 years straight now?
>>3563428>>3563431>>356344490/100. This is quite something, you’ll get a little something for this top 10% roll. Writing.
>>3563460Chaya is 13 now so yeah that's right.
>>3563462will she give us one of the kids in thereim kidding but that would be pretty cool if it was like, an orphan
>>3563372“It’s not like that. We simply love each other, and our children.” you tell her, Meloka walking up to you and you wrap an arm around her. “Why we live like we do is that simple. Our children live with us because they’re the product of our love, and we both want to raise them to be the best they can be.” “Exactly.” Meloka says, holding up your daughter to you. You take Okira, pulling her up to eye level.“We’ll be back. Behave yourself, okay kiddo?” you tell Okira.“Aaaaah! Aaaaah aaaaah!” she says with a smile, again reaching for Caulifla’s hair. But she’s not having any of it this time, your daughter flipping off your back and away from your youngest girl’s powerful hands.“Hahaha, be a good girl Okira. We’ll be back.” you say, setting her down in the cradle the nurse points out to you. You set your daughter in, the nurse handing you a small laser cutter to engrave your daughter’s name in the plate. “No thanks, I’ve go-““No, move over.” Meloka says, teasingly pushing you aside. “If you write it, they’ll have to ask me what it says.”“Oh come on, it’s not that bad you say, both of you sharing a laugh. The nurse looked nervous at first, probably expecting a fight to break out. But as you both begin laughing she sighs out in relief, shoulders slumping. “But you want to know how to go Super Saiyan, right?”“Yo-You’d really tell me?” she asks with a voice full of hope, clearly wanting to know the ‘secret’ of transforming. “Really?”“Of course, I’ll tell you.” you say, turning and picking Caulifla back up. “And I’ll tell you too kiddo, we haven’t told you how your mother and I became Super Saiyans yet either.”“Really? I wanna be a Super Saiyan too!” she says excitedly. “Tell me, tell me!”“Hahaha alright, alright.” you say, the nurse interrupting before you can begin.“Wait, not here.” she says, leading you out of that room to a nearby break room where you all can sit down. “Okay, we shouldn’t get bothered here.”“Alright. It was many years ago, when I first became a Super Saiyan. But I didn’t completely transform the first time...” you say, describing the battle of the Grey homeworld, and how you and Meloka’d been nearly been crushed to death before you’d transformed, your False Super Saiyan power destroying Nefarious’s robots and then later on a different battlefield achieved the full power of the golden Super Saiyan form. Your wife then explain how she transformed fighting Lord Boros, then achieved full Super Saiyan against the demon on Novalis.“And that’s basically it.” you say, to your wide-eyed daughter and the wider-eyed nurse. “Any questions?”“I got one!” Caulifla says, you and Meloka both looking curiously at your daughter.cont
>>3563524>“I got one!” Caulifla says "The secret being a tingle between your shoulder blades is silly." >"That's not a question."
>>3563524Oh, this would be a good time to drop we're going to make a giant Katchin tablet instruction manual in a bit.>>3563536Motherfucker.
>>3563544Weak shit, we are long overdue for making Karnage 2: Super Saiyan addition. Hell why make it just about training, if we package it with a book on parenting then we could thoroughly ingrain our masterful parenting techniques and family values within Saiyan culture. Just to make sure everyone buys it, for a limited time it would come with the how to properly breed your wife bonus DVD. We have to help King Vegeta increase the Saiyan birthrate somehow.
>>3563585Hmmmm, maybe if we get Vox in on this, he could release a single set porno and teaching guide as well. The universe seeing how the two strongest fuck would sell harder than anything in history. Though that might make Cold and Freeza annoyed. What to do.
>>3563524“Momma, when you became a Super Saiyan, was it to save Daddy?” she asks, Meloka nodding and ruffling her daughter’s hair.“Exactly. I didn’t want your father to die, and my rage exploded.” Meloka says, the nurse holding her chin contemplatively. “It’s not something you can just become because you want to Caulifla. You have to need it, and have no options but to transform. It’s hard, but I’m sure you’ll be able to do it one day.”“Really?” she asks her mother, eyes wide and full of hope.“Really.” you reply, also ruffling your daughter’s hair. “You’re strong kiddo, I’m sure you’ll be able to do it one day.”“Yay! I’mma be a Super Saiyan!” Caulifla shouts excitedly, leaping up and dancing around the room. But the other Saiyan woman is also smiling faintly at your daughter, but her gaze seems almost sad.“Now I get it.” she mumbles, you barely catching it.“Get what?” you ask her, the younger woman starting in surprise.“I, umm, well... I think I get it now.” she says, rising up to her feet with a new fire in her eyes. “I understand now why both of you have such special children. And it has nothing to do with you both being Super Saiyans. Thank you, Meloka, Karn. Thank the both of you.”“You’re welcome.” you reply, the woman marching off towards the door with a new spring in her step.“Where you goin’?” Caulifla asks, the nurse turning to your daughter with a smile. You realize her smile’s different, it seeming to be a much more genuine smile as she takes a knee by her.“I’m in charge of many of the little ones who live here.” she says, hands on your daughter’s shoulders. “And your parents just taught me something important. Now I have to get back to work, you behave for your parents, okay?”“Okay!” she says with a smile, the nurse still smiling as she leaves the room. Caulifla then turns to you, still smiling. “She’s nice.”“Yes she is.” Meloka says, thoughtful as the three of you leave the hospital behind. “Well, that was more eventful than I thought it’d be. What now?”Well?>Ask Raven for a portal to Dreadzone, so you can check on Chaya’s training>Go find Broly and Ubo, see how that’s going>Visit Tatsu and Tomi in the arena, see how their fight is going>Check up on King Vegeta, see how his Golden Oozaru training is progressing>Meet up with Tatsu Sr. and check on him and your other twins Maz and Kayle >You have nothing urgent going on and haven’t been home in awhile, wander around the city for a bit>Check with Raven about the katchin tablets idea you’d given her>Visit with King Cold and the Guardian, see how the elderly aliens are getting on>Other(write in)
>>3563611>Though that might make Cold and Freeza annoyed. What to do?Make sure they get a percentage on the videos? Dress up in Covenant armor to fuck with our enemies?
>>3563694>Check up on King Vegeta, see how his Golden Oozaru training is progressingWE NEED TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE THING
>>3563694>>Visit with King Cold and the Guardian, see how the elderly aliens are getting onLet’s go see if little green has kicked the bucket yet
>>3563694>>Check up on King Vegeta, see how his Golden Oozaru training is progressing
>>3563694>Check up on King Vegeta, see how his Golden Oozaru training is progressing
>>3563701Then we would be invaded in a whole other way in the next month by their malcontents. And those two aren't even sure what to do with all the money we make them with our appearances alone. But I do find the conversation of how we are making their work tedious for fucking on camera even more hilarious.>>3563694>Check up on King Vegeta, see how his Golden Oozaru training is progressingthis>>3563709oh and>Check on what Chilli wanted to show us.
>>3563694>Visit with King Cold and the Guardian, see how the elderly aliens are getting on
>>3563694>The entire last part of this post too.We just blew the mind of a doctor so hard our family model will be prescribed to interest mates as a form of physical improvement. And they would be right.Gotta love it when love becomes a mainstay of a healthy lifestyle.
>>3563734>Gotta love it when love becomes a mainstay of a healthy lifestyle.When it becomes a mainstay of a Healthy Saiyan Lifestyle is when shit really gets crazy.
>>3563747We did just blow the mind of a certified doctor, ans she might be spreading the info she got to her coworkers, who in turn start telling parents dropping by, if we get Nappa and Tunnip to do it, then we got some progress.
Rolled 1, 12, 80, 57, 24, 34, 86, 38, 12 = 344 (9d100)>>3563709>>3563711>>3563712>>3563715>>3563719>>3563728>>3563733Check up on King Vegeta, see how his Golden Oozaru training is progressing wins it. Writing.Ignore these rolls
>>3563758>That 1I CAN NOT DO THAT NOW! WHAT IS WRONG!?
>>3563758>roll 9d100>get 344 total>First roll is a Nat 1>OP wants us to ignore rollsWELL I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T DO THAT.
>>3563734>>3563747>>3563757This conversation and how you both treated Caulifla did open her eyes, and she realized how your children are different than the rest. And she will now try her best to raise all the little Saiyans abandoned by their parents as you and Meloka have raised all of yours. Having someone who believes in you may make all the difference
>>3563770Are we allowed to adopt grown adults? Oh who am I kidding, when has legalities gotten in the way of Karn before
>>3563795*Looks at Ubo and Freeza*Yes.
>>3563770 Oh sweet fucking Christ, No
>>3563770>Start of the series Saiyan's are thought of as disposable.>Made cheap relationships that didn't last and kids that grow up on their own.>Royals are pretty much the only ones that had any sort of family unit, and even then they didn't quite get why aside from breeding the strongest warrior of the union.>In comes us, getting a single mate, going off on missions and doing our best to keep each other alive.>Start doing well, then doing really well, then first big war ends with us realizing a legend>King wants to try and use this to free his people, end up loosing and doing more good for our people by accident. But it wasn't thought of that way at the time.>King fights son and dies, we raise him as our own and as a student.>Have our own kid, decide to keep them close to us and don't leave either of them behind.>Go on to do more missions, becoming a high ranking elite on top of fully realizing the legend, even managing to get a new home in the process.>Become a student of a great sage, and going even further in our victories, slowly becoming friends with the emperor and helping him grow as well.>Grow as a family taking in all that would be abandoned, even being a sort of sudo brother the emperor never knew he needed, cementing his aid in future invasions and wars.>Fight and train on the world, being recognized as a hero, that ends wars with his presence alone, breaking invasion after invasion while his student leads his people with tempered pride and wisdom beyond his age.>Rescues friends, acquaintances, and enemies alike when not fighting, never, EVER, leaving someone behind if we can help it. >Eventually tempering our mad suicidal drive to improve and protect our numerous loved ones, making more kids and raising our adopted ones so closely that almost no one knows they aren't ours originally, and not even the kids we adopted along the way think of themselves as anything but our kids or older sibling.>Saves the universe by closing the gates of hell itself, and stopping the apocalypse dead in its tracks the same day it happened, killing a lord of hell in the process.>Leads the revival of the species by encouraging growth and a new level of power unseen by the entire universe and the race's history, beaten only by the singular, original legend, and proceeds to do his best to improve the lot of all by giving his teachings away to the public.>Starts one of the most peaceful decades the universe has seen since it's inception, putting the gods to such a shame they can't even conceive it. Will likely be sent to hell anyways, but will make it his own paradise for the worthy to enter than the spiteful things called gods bared them from.>YFW we ran a quest about the true worth of a life, and that love can conquer all, with family and friends being the core of our strength, and not some vague grasp for power or prestige.>YFW we tell all of this to our people, and bring our people even higher peaks of power never seen before.
>>3563770>>3563819>We taught the one thing that stands out above all.>We aren't disposable. And neither are the ones we cherish.>>3563795Yeah dude, we've done it at least 3 times.>>3563796these, and Yoda, Cold too if we ever get him too admit it.And pic related to end out my melancholic ranting.
>>3563770We need to teach those abandoned kids to become super saiyans so their parents will understand just how big a mistake they made.
>>3563840....that isn't how it works, they wouldn't understand how that's a mistake. They would just look at that and be proud a galactic hero is teaching the next generation. Like Tatsu.
>>3563819It really is amazing anon. How Karn's desire to keep his team mates alive, and never leaving a man behind, grew so much, and eventually lead to a cultural renaissance for the entire sayian race.
>>3563847>Entire universeftfy. Though to be fair, the Sayian's as a whole will be getting more out of it in the short and long term though.
>>3563823Oh, and we kinda adopted Boros for a bit as well.
>>3563694“I still need to tell you and King Vegeta about what Future Chaya did, so let’s see what he’s up to.” you say, Meloka raising a single eyebrow questioningly but saying nothing else and following your lead as you lift up into the air. The palace is a short flight away, but the king isn’t there. Focus your ki sense, his signature is coming from the forest to the north, you blast off. You could make it to him in seconds, but that would leave Caulifla way behind. So instead if taking off at full speed, you fly at a speed Caulifla can easily keep up with, the three of you arriving at the northern end of the continent in around a minute. But as you get closer, you notice a Power Ball in the air. “Hey, watch your gaze. There’s a Power ball up, don’t look at it.”“Where?” Caulifla asks, immediately looking around for it. But right as her gaze locks onto it you grab her head, forcibly turning her eyes away.“No no, don’t look kiddo.” you say, holding Caulifla closer to you. “We don’t need you going Oozaru right now.”“Awwww, okaaaay.” she pouts half-heartedly, perking up as she hears it: King Vegeta’s Oozaru form roaring into the sky.“RRROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRR!!” your king roars as he transforms. But he surprisingly isn’t the only one, another two Golden Oozaru powerlevels appear as well.“Wait, Bardock and Nappa?” Meloka asks, the two of you flying over to a clearing and seeing the three massive Saiyans. Both Bardock and Nappa’s massive forms begin shrinking down within seconds, but King Vegeta’s Golden Oozaru form remains, defiantly standing tall.“Dammit!” you hear Nappa shout out angrily as he slams a fist into the ground, you and Meloka touching down by him. “I still can’t hold it!”“You did better than last time.” Vegeta’s booming voice calls out, before noticing you and Meloka. “Karn, Meloka, what brings you out here?”“That form, actually, King Vegeta.” you reply. And so you explain what happened with the Time Patrol and attacking time travelers, Vegeta crushing the Power Ball and returning to his base form as you begin your explanation of the battle, and Chaya’s new form, the apex of Saiyan power.“An Apex Saiyan, huh?” Vegeta asks, mind visibly working overtime as he contemplates this newfound level of power.“And I know you can achieve it.” you say to King Vegeta. “I saw you there as a Primal Saiyan as well.”“Wait, what?” all three ask you simultaneously.cont
>>3563878Oh god, we're gonna tell them about Goku, aren't we?
>>3563878Kek. I just love that image. The unmatched SMUG of DBZ Fusions are always hilarious and entertaining.
>>3563878Time to give him some, we are proud of you, and tell him and Bardock about Goku.
>>3563878He can already maintain Golden Oozaru for more then a few seconds? Pretty gud. The road to Primal is probably still long, but good to see he’s making progress.
>>3563890>"Oh hey Bardock, your son was there too. He was also as strong as the King was.">"HELL YEAH! THAT'S MY FUCKING BOY! RADITZ IS GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION I'VE PURPOSEFULLY WITHHELD FROM HIM TODAY!">"...it was Kakarot man."
>>3563902God damnit, I laughed harder than I thought I would.
>>3563902I can’t wait till we ask Goku what happened to Raditz.
>>3563911At this point Raditz is just a tsundere for Chaya, and its as adorable as it is funny. I wonder if Bardock even noticed or thought its because of his direct attempt to raise Radtiz like a average Sayian.
>>3563911>"Man, I can only imagine how strong your brother is.">"My what?">"You know, Raditz. Your older brother, grew up with him?">"Oh him! Yeah he tried to kidnap my kid so I kinda...killed him.">"FUCKING WHY?">"Well I'd never seen him before since apparently planet Vegeta was destroyed when I was born.">"THIS IS WHAT THAT PINK MIDGET WANTS?!"
>>3563919>Karn felt another blood vessel pop that day.>Consequently Towa visited Karn and Meloka, and had a video camera for some reason.>When one of the kids saw them and asked, Auntie Towa just said to go out and with the others and stay with Yoda and Raven for the weekend. The three of them are going to be making some important videos to make the mean pink lady mad.
>>3563878“Well, it wasn’t the same you.” you tell him, trying to explain it. “It was you from a different timeline. And surprisingly, Bardock, your boy was there and a Primal Saiyan as well.”“Raditz?” Bardock asks, you shaking your head. “Wait, Kakarot? He was as powerful as Vegeta?!”“Yeah, but both of them were at least in their fifties.” you say, everyone contemplating what you’ve said. You then focus on Vegeta, trying to encourage him. “But if you and Kakarot of all people could do it in another timeline, then you’ll certainly do it now.”“Yeah, I’ll get there.” he says, clenching a fist defiantly. “I’ll master Primal, and go even further beyond and become an Apex Saiyan!”“That’s the spirit!” you cheer him on, Vegeta signaling to Nappa.“Haaaaa!” Nappa shouts, tossing a Power Ball overhead.“Now Karn, I know you went Golden Oozaru years ago.” Vegeta says, Meloka taking Caulifla from you as she also realizes what’s about to happen. “Which means you should be able to hold it much longer now. Nappa, do it.”“Burst open and mix!” Nappa shouts, the sphere changing and radiating the Blutz Waves needed to transform. Vegeta transforms into a Super Saiyan without hesitation, staring up at the orb and beginning the transformation. He quickly becomes his massive golden form, again bellowing to the sky. “Now, Karn! Transform as well, and show me what you can really do! No more holding back!”“Well then dammit, I guess I have no choice.” you say, transforming then gazing up at the Power Ball. You feel the primal sure of power welling up from deep within, but this time it’s different than you remember. You remember the golden ki of a Super Saiyan fighting the Oozaru form, the two different ki warring with each other for control. But this time your mutated Super Saiyan power within more-easily overpowers the Oozaru surge, you feeing your body transforming and rapidly expanding. With a roar your transformation completes, you standing toe-to-toe with King Vegeta. “RRRRAAAAOOOOOAAAAAAAR!!!”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 90 paused-
>>3563960oh fuck green mokey time
>>3563960........You fucking dumbasses, espessially you Karn, we wanted to AVOID going Green Ape on New Salda, but nope just had to shove our dick into that blender.Sure, its 'just' Legendary and not Berserk, but that's still not good!
>>3563960Oh fuuuuuuuuck, we.....we aren't gonna accidentally the planet...are we? Because all of this exposition here>>3563819>>3563823Wasted, because we clapped so hard the planet cracked. Although its to know the mutation of the Legendary form makes it easier to do. So that's a nice touch.
>>3563960And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun? You all ready for what’s about to happen next, and this clash for the ages? Wondering how Tatsu and Tomi’s match is going, and how Broly’s training with Ubo is progressing? We’ll resume at 11am EST, normal time.>>3563970>>3563971This is going to be fun.
>>3563971We aren't going crazy yet, and we have Raven to teleport us in case something goes wrong....it might be okay? Right? Maybe?
>>3563974nice* to know. I typed that out, but for some reason it wasn't shown? Weird.>>3563976This is gonna be crazy you absolute madlad, is the 1 you rolled to see if we were dumb enough to do it here?Also side question.>>3563819>>3563823Was this on purpose when you started the story, or was it just a happy coincidence as we played the game?
>>3563978That Big Bold Roar that we did, instead of just talking, does not fill me with hope and I honestly wonder if she CAN Teleport us given we should be rocking a rough....lets say X800 Power modifier right now. Neither does GD's last post.
>>3563984Remember, he isn't a certain other QM, so the fun may be genuine instead of pants shittingly terrifying.
>>3563960Oh shit, Legendary Oozaru? Das bad. Like, super bad. It isn’t outright green monkey at the very least, but even then we’re going to be way too strong for anyone to reign us in, if we go crazy. If the trend follows, our multiplier like this could be as high as 1000x. Freeza or King Cold are like, the only two people that could stop us right now, and they’re both off-planet. Hope we don’t lose control.
>>3563974>>3563978>Oh fuuuuuuuuck, we.....we aren't gonna accidentally the planet...are we?I wouldn’t have no-choice transformed you if that was going to go down. I’m not that sort of cruel QM.>>3563983>This is gonna be crazy you absolute madladIt’ll be entertaining.
>>3563991No, King Cold is on planet cause Yoda is dying, but thankfully Green Oozaru is still bound by the same rules as regular Oozaru, destroy the powerball and we will forcefully revert.
>>3563993>I wouldn’t have no-choice transformed you if that was going to go down. I’m not that sort of cruel QM.Phew, that’s a relief. Was a bit concerned for a minute there. Giving that heartfelt talk about how we love our kids and then turning around and blowing up the planet would’ve been pretty weak.>Tfw there probably was a timeline where Karn lost control and ended up destroying everything he loved by complete accidentPunished Karn II: Electric Boogaloo
>>3563996Except Chaya I guess, since she’s off planet atm at the Dreadzone.
>>3563819And I wanted to reply to this post but was running, so I’ll reply to it now. >YFW we ran a quest about the true worth of a life, and that love can conquer all, with family and friends being the core of our strength, and not some vague grasp for power or prestigeI have no words to address how much I like this post, but I’m glad someone put it to words.
>>3564054Based, and don't forget to check the last two lines of it, I made 3000 characters worth of text for that. I didn't even know that was the limit.
>>3564054>>3564081Cause we are basically what the sterotypical christian soldier, turned cool rich dad down the block with his giant family and adopted kids you don't even know are adopted without asking about it, that is a pillar of the community and holds barbecues at the local rec center.. Aside from being Misotheistic and having cockslapped several gods/goddesses.
>>3563960.“GRRRRROOOAAAARRR!!” you roar out, energy pouring out from your body. This power feels amazing, like nothing you’ve ever experienced! But then you see it: one standing to oppose you! You move without thinking, fist flying towards the smaller being. How dare it stand before you?! You’ll kill it dead! “RRRROOOOOAAAAAAR!!”With all your might, fist streaking forward you punch it, but the other beast isn’t going down that easy. It crosses it’s arms to block but you’re stronger, the force of your punch sending it flying. You howl in triumph and beat your chest as the beast falls, it not getting back up immediately. But before you can move in to finish it off, a tiny warrior appears right before you.“Dammit Karn, snap out of it!” she shouts, the long-haired warrior somehow familiar. But before you can ponder it any further you feel something wrong, you crying out in pain and clutching at your chest. You can’t breathe, head swimming as you fall forward, curling up against the pain. Whatever it is, you’re gonna die! You have to do something, something...Everything goes dark, all the pain and anger melting away, replaced by a pleasant numbing sensation. You look down at your hands, wondering how you got here when someone calls out from behind you.“That was probably the single-dumbest thing I’ve ever seen you do, Karn.” the voice calls, you turning and seeing the familiar speaker.“Oh, hey Towa.” you say, seeing the familiar demon princess. “So I’m out cold? Wha-What happened?”“You almost died. Again.” she says, sounding more pissed off than you can remember. “I TOLD you that your Legendary power would be far harder to control than normal, and what do you do? Go for the single-riskiest thing you could have possibly done, short of waltzing into the Time Nest itself! What! Were! You! Thinking?!”“I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” you say, trying to reach out and hold her. But as soon as you try to move your arms wider, a burning pain erupts from the center of your chest. “GAAAH! Dammit, what the hell?!”“I just told you, idiot, you almost died!” she shouts, at this point nearly hysterical. Towa dashes to you, grabbing you by the front of your armor. “What the hell were you thinking, trying to create a Legendary Oozaru?!”cont
>>3564585“Legendary Oozaru?” you ask, Towa releasing her right hand and conjuring a crystal ball.“This!” she says, you watching as you transform into a green-furred Oozaru, just the power generated by transforming blowing away everyone but Vegeta. Your punch, Meloka leaping up at you, and your collapse and reverting back to your base form, you watch it all in silent observation. “You went well beyond your limits, and nearly paid the price!”“But what happened?” you ask, more to yourself than her. “I did it before when I was even weaker, and King Vegeta’s half my age and can do it. So what the hell?”“I’m afraid that’s my fault.” she says, releasing you and laying her hand flat on your chest, right over the scar her Mira gave you. “I wasn’t certain before, but now I am: when I healed you that day, I must have done something wrong. Suddenly increasing your power by that much as well as transforming into an Oozaru was too great a strain, your heart quickly began tearing itself apart.”“No way...” you say, clutching at your chest. Becoming an Oozaru is your birthright, does she mean you’ll never be able to do it again?“Meloka got you in a Healing Pod almost immediately, so you should be okay and ready to wake up in a bit.” Towa says, more calm now having blown off some steam. But then she looks you in the eyes, deadly-serious. “But you have to promise me you won’t do that again! Until your body can handle it, you have to promise me you won’t try to transform into a Legendary Oozaru again, not even as a last resort!”“Alright, I promise.” you say, wrapping your arms around the time-traveling demon princess and pulling her close. Despite her verbal protests she doesn’t actually resist you, at her level of power you’d know if she really wanted away. You wouldn’t be able to stop her, and that’s not even considering her magical powers.“Oh, but I do have good news.” Towa says, pulling back enough to look at you. “Your newest son is born, and it looks like he’ll be just as strong as his father one day.”“That’s good.” you reply. “Think of any names yet?”“I was thinking Koruza, or Kurika.” she says, unsure. “Or maybe even Porumba? What do you think?”Well? What sound good to you?>Koruza>Kurika>Porumba>Other(write in)*30 minute vote*Remember, she’ll prefer to name her kids with proper demon names. They’re demon royalty, after all.
>>3564586>>KoruzaSo was that Nat 1 before what caused us to almost die?Also do we get a Zenkai for that?
>>3564586>Heart problemsWell, that’s annoying. Hope a stay in the tank was enough to fix it. Finding a magical cure for heart problems would be a pain in the ass.>KoruzaLike it the best out of the three.
>>3564586>KoruzaShit, so this how you would stop us. Cuckshed Mira gets the last laugh.
>>3564596>>3564598>>3564622Koruza wins it, writing. And you’ll see.
Can we get like a Heart transplant or somethingwe can just find a warrior who was injured in battle and can't fight anymore and ask to switch our hearts Bing bang boom doneHere's hope we won't have to do that Goku shit and have to wait on someone else to give us some heart medicine from the Future or Some BS like that
>>3564647>Implying the heart of some Saiyan that’s never even gone FSSJ and probably has a power level of a couple hundred thousand at most could handle the strain that our heart regularly undergoes without popping like a water balloonBit optimistic there, anon.
>>3564664Hey you can't Blame a guy for not wanting to make an Arc out of this can you?
>>3564673Honestly, we’ll probably solve it with like, a mission or two. We go to some setting with bullshit healing tech or magic, fight off some time patrollers, fix our heart, and we’re back in time for tea. Or is our case, probably another threesome
>>3564702Its good to be the general.
>>3564586Ah shit we have gokus heart disease, Its the only explanation
>>3564702If only there were some foolish martial arts warrior wielding some magic beans who would step forth to feed us.
>>3564586“I think Koruza’s a good name.” you say to Towa, the demon princess nodding in agreement.“Koruza it is then.” she says with a smile, the darkness beginning to crack around the two of you. “Ahh, dammit. Looks like our time is up. Just remember what I’ve said, okay?”“I will.” you reply, the darkness shattering completely as your eyes slowly open. Looking around, you find yourself in a Healing Pod, suspended in the regenerative fluid. Focusing your ki sense, you can sense a few people waiting around somewhat nearby. Looking around, you don’t see the opening lever where it usually is, it must be a pod not on your ship. But that brings up the question; how do you get out?“Hey Meloka, you up?” you think to your wife, a reply coming instantly.“Karn! You’re up!” she says, you sensing her ki swiftly moving towards you.“Yeah I’m up, can you get me out of here?” you tell her, a moment later the pod’s fluid begins draining out.“Towa told me what happened.” she says, as the pod’s door finally opens up, you stepping out into your wife’s worried embrace. “That bastard Mira! Next time I see him, I’ll-”“It’s fine hun.” you say, hugging her back. “At least I found out about this now, with you here to take care of me, and not in the middle of a battle or something.”“But still! If it wasn’t for that asshole, you’d probably already be able to do use that green Oozaru form!” she says, you just holding her closer as she trembles slightly, comforting her with your presence.“It’s fine, I’ll be able to do it without hurting myself eventually.” you say, getting dressed. Meloka had brought one of your training suits here for you, you putting it on then Meloka hands you your scouter. Attaching the device again you decide to activate it, wondering if this near-death experience had given you any sort of zenkai.>roll me a d400000+200000
Rolled 207399 + 200000 (1d400000 + 200000)>>3564725Okay, I fucked that up, lets try again.YEET
Towa is a neet demon scientist, can’t she make us a sick new cyborg demon heart that can handle the power?
>>3564729uh, Why isn't the roll going through?
Rolled 190212 + 200000 (1d400000 + 200000)>>3564725
Rolled 128639 + 200000 (1d400000 + 200000)>>3564725>>3564727>>3564729kek
Rolled 399439 + 200000 (1d400000 + 200000)>>3564725
Same thing happened to me anons. Your probably doing what I did and forgot to add the 1 in front of the d400K
>>3564736RIPPPPPPPPPPPP. You were so close anon.
>>3564730>>3564733>>3564735407399/600000. Not bad, Karn’s base is now up to 5,704,400. Writing.
>>3564736FugIf only I had been faster
>>35647255,704,400. Your near-death experience has left your power noticeably higher than before, but you can’t help but wonder about that. Despite your powerlevel being the strongest of any living Saiyan in your timeline, there’s at least three transformations you won’t be able to try and gain access to for quite some time. And while that does bother you on some level, you still have your current transformations to master. But you’ve spent enough time pondering what you can’t do for now, time to focus on what you can do.“How long was I out?” you ask curiously. “What’d I miss?”“Tatsu and Tomi’s fight finished up, they’re both on the ship asleep.” Meloka tells you, as she leads you out of the unfamiliar facility. Emerging from the building you find it’s already surprisingly evening, and you’re not in the city. Looking around you see that you’re outside of a small bunker, and focusing your ki you find that you both are some distance to the city’s north. “Chilli’s off with Broly and Megumin, the kids out practicing their attacks. Chaya’s not back from Dreadzone yet, and Caulifla’s also asleep on the ship with Maz and Kaylr. Your old man Tatsu brought them back while you were down, he-“You both turn, sensing an unfamiliar yet extraordinarily high powerlevel approaching the planet. Looking into the sky you see an unusual spaceship, it looking somewhat similar to yours and Freeza’sc but whoever that is inside certainly isn’t one of the Cold clan. Or anyone you could have encountered before, but the titanic ki certainly feels somehow familiar. Who could that be?“Karn, what do we do about that?” Meloka asks, your wife taking an unconscious half-step back. “It-It’s massive.”“I’m not sure, but I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” you say, then telepathically contacting King Vegeta. “Hey, we’ve got a massive powerlevel incoming, are you expecting guests?”“I have no idea who’s ship that is, but they’re not answering out hailing.” Vegeta replies. “I don’t like this. Whoever that is has either nonfunctional communication equipment, or is ignoring us. I’ll be there in a minute, do whatever you think best until I get there.”And with that King Vegeta ends the communication, the giant ship dropping through the atmosphere.What do you do?>No chances, couple Final Flash it into oblivion>Fly up, force your way inside and confront that massive power>Fly up and grab onto the ship, force it back into space>Try and telepathically reach out to that power, maybe you can figure out who it is>Let them land untouched, confront whoever comes out>Other(write in)
>>3564884>>Let them land untouched, confront whoever comes outI don't want to risk being Big Gette'd Star'd again, and I feel like being reckless right now, so unless someone can ID that ship I say let them land and go from there.
>>3564884>Fly up and grab onto the ship, force it back into space>Another foreign alien trying to land without permission Ftfy
>>3564884>>No chances, couple Final Flash it into oblivionUh-oh, is it time? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
No wait, I know that ship, its Lord Slug, and from what GD said before the fucker's been eating fruit from The Tree Of Might.Yeah no, fuck this, I'm going to be practical here.Changing vote to this:>>3564884>>Go Berserk Champion, have Meloka go SS3, and Final Flash it oblivion.
>>3564884>Try and telepathically reach out to that power, maybe you can figure out who it is>>3564891While I agree, Karn doesn't know that.
>>3564897When has that ever stopped us from thinking something might be a threat and then killing it?Do I need to remind people that the last massive ship with unresponsive communication equipment was The Big Gete Star? If they were willing to talk or something, I could see Karn giving them a chance, but a PL that high disregarding all attempts at communication and trying to force a landing?I say he'd blow it the fuck up.
>>3564897Just use his bullshit instinct as an excuse.
>>3564884>Let them land untouched, confront whoever comes out
>>3564884>>Try and telepathically reach out to that power, maybe you can figure out who it isCome on guys, it’ll be fun to fight this guy. Blowing him up right now is too boring.
>>3564884>Try and telepathically reach out to that power, maybe you can figure out who it is>Let them land untouched, confront whoever comes out
>>3564912Goku, get out of our fucking timeline.
>>3564884>Try and telepathically reach out to that power, maybe you can figure out who it is>Tell them they have 30 seconds to explain themselves or you will send out a telepathic signal to have the entire ship blasted to hell by you, Meloka, Vegeta, Nappa, Bardock, etc
>>3564919That's good.>>3564884>>3564897>Tell them they have 30 seconds to explain themselves or you will send out a telepathic signal to have the entire ship blasted to hell by you, Meloka, Vegeta, Nappa, Bardock, etcAdding this to my vote. They're either going to be friendly or hippity hoppity get the fuck off our property.
>>3564884>Blow it the FUCK upwe'll blame it on Big Gete Star PTSD
>>3564889>>3564890>>3564891>>3564897>>3564910>>3564912>>3564913>>3564919>>3564926>>3564931Try and telepathically reach out, and write in wins it. Roll me a 2d100First DC 80
Rolled 43, 97 = 140 (2d100)>>3564933
Rolled 46, 50 = 96 (2d100)>>3564933
Rolled 42, 51 = 93 (2d100)>>3564933I have a bad feeling about this...
Well, at least we got that 97. >>3564937Definitely, it's Slug, or at least it's his ship.
>>3564934>>3564936>>3564937Ah yes, the forties. A time of great death and saluting.
>>3564934>>3564936>>356493746/100, 97/100. Failure then success, writing
>>3564884So why does Slug want to die? Unless he thinks he can hire us.
>>3565020Because he's an arrogant old man, who thinks he's king of big dick mountain, even though he has no actual dick.
>>3565032I guess, but I still don't know how the hell he knows that joke.
Update will be out in another 30-40 mins, sorry for the delay
>>3565093But I'll be watching E3 then.
>>3565093I will be watching Chewie and Fuckface rip into some idiots pro child gambling article.
>>3564884“Karn?” Meloka asks nervously, no doubt remembering all the other times morons tried to invade your homeworlds. But you hold out a slim hope that whoever this is isn’t looking for a fight. “It’s getting closer.”“Give me a minute, that ki somehow feels familiar.” you say, focusing your mind and telepathically reaching up to that massive power. “Identify yourself!”You get no response, but you know it understood. You can feel that massive power moving around inside the ship, heading towards the craft’s roof. That can’t be good.“I don’t know who you are or why you all are here, but this is your final warning: leave, now.” you say telepathically. “Ignore this warning, and we’ll blow you, your ship and your crew all straight to hell!”“Here’s my counteroffer, monkey.” the powerlevel replies, you seeing a powerful ball of ki beginning to gather above the ship. “Stand down, or I’ll slaughter your people to the last child.”“No way in hell.” you reply. “You’ll have to get through me first!”“Gladly.” the power replies, attack instantly doubling in size. “I’ll drink your planet dry!”“Meloka!” you shout out, instantly changing into your Berserk form and throwing your arms wide.“Right!” she shouts, transforming into a Super Saiyan 3 and putting her back to your chest and copying you. It’s been a few years since you’ve both done this move, the two of you are certainly far stronger than you were before. “Let’s do it!”“HAAAAAAAAAA!!” you and Meloka shout out in-sync, gold and green auras flaring wildly as the two of you begin gathering your ki. Gathering your kis into open palms, you can feel yours and Meloka’s combined power quickly outpacing your foe’s growth. With a shout you slam your four palms together, your much-larger arms around your wife’s as the four separate ki sources begin to mix together. Your attack’s strength surges, and despite your foe’s attack doubling, and doubling again, yours and Meloka’s power is far stronger.“You ready?” you ask Meloka, your wife turning and nodding as your foe’s attack begins dropping through the air towards you both.“Ready!” she shouts, then you both unleash, roaring out together as one. “FINAL FLASH!!”cont
>>3565185Has he been sitting under a rock and just doesn't know who we are? Because he can't stop us, and his pet ki eater can't swallow our girthy power.
>>3565185The massive golden beam explodes forth from your combined hands, soaring up into the sky towards the descending attack. Your Couple Final Flash crashes square into it, your combined strength more than a match for the unidentified ship’s warrior, your beam starting to push the attack back. Whoever that power belongs to, you hear them roar, that power starting to grow and push back against you both.“Wh-What?” you shout, confused. Between you and Meloka, there shouldn’t be anything in the universe that could push back that attack! But before either of you can pour more power out, the massive energy bomb begins to rumble. “Meloka, now!”“HAAAAAAAAA!!!” you both roar out, giving it everything you’ve got. And as you give it one final push, the Couple Final Flash punches through the massive sphere. The massive ball of ki explodes as your combined attack pierces through it, flying uninterrupted right up into the ship. The golden beam punches effortlessly through the ship, slamming into that massive ki and blasting it further and further up and away. Ending the attack after several seconds, you feel the enemy ki has begun rapidly shrinking; you got him! As you both catch your breath from the sudden exertion, you watch as the ship crashes down to the north of you and Meloka.“Well, that was fun.” Meloka says, sighing out. “Let’s get over there and finish the rest of them o-““You insolent worms!!” a deep, gravely voice booms out from overhead, you and Meloka turning surprised as the massive power drops through the air, impacting the ground right before you both. The shock knocks the both of you back, you barely managing to keep your balance as it kicks up a huge dust cloud. A moment layer the being’s ki flares up around it, blasting the smoke away. “I shall destroy you for that!”https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qjLg-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 90 End-
>>3565217Well, we took out his mooks, as well as any seedlings or whatever he kept on his ship, so now we just have to deal with the senile old man.
>>3565217Oh shit, time for King Piccolo.
>>3565217Bullshit, he would loose half his body like Cell if he's strong, but there is no way he should be able to survive that unscathed.
>>3565217And that’s it for this weekend, everyone have fun? Ready to see what Slug can do, and what sorts of minions he’s gathered around him in this time? Wonder how Chaya’s training has gone, and what other surprises are in store? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!>>3565224>are_you_sure_about_that.gif>>3565228Kek.>>3565230>unscathedHis energy all but completely vanished, he isn’t unscathed
>>3565237Been a bit too busy with work to actively participate, but thanks for the run GD. Hopefully Towa can come up with a way to mend our (literally) broken heart soonish. Not that we need to get on it right away, we’ve honestly got enough types of training on our plate without adding Legendary Oozaru to it as well.
>>3565228That makes me wonder how things would have turned out for the universe if the nameless namekian didn't perform his fission.
>>3565385>Been a bit too busy with work to actively participate, but thanks for the run GD.Glad you enjoyed anon. And next week’s run is looking to be even more intense.>Hopefully Towa can come up with a way to mend our (literally) broken heart soonish.She’s been beating herself up about her failure to fix you properly ever since you collapsed. She’s been going through everything she knows to try and find a solution.>>3565388Good question.
>>3565461>She’s been going through everything she knows to try and find a solution.Simple, get a transplant.AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE SHE CAN FIND WILLING DONORS!It would involve going back to the past during Chaya, Chilli, Broly, and Megumin's first mission.You see what I'm getting at here, right?Alternatively, replace Karn's heart via magical means.Hell, just scoop out Mira's or something. He probably doesn't need it.
>>3565731Weren’t the Karn clones, like, robots or something? Or am I remembering that wrong? It’s been a while. I might be mixing them up with those Smite characters or whatever those things we dealt with were.
>>3565731Dude it's easy just slap a band-aid on Karn's heart. Done and for 1/100th of the price.
>>3565750They had mechanical augmentations, but they were flesh and blood.And to my knowledge their hearts were perfectly healthy (why wouldn't they be?) and there were plenty of them.Hell, if for some reason their hearts won't work Towa could just grow her own Karn clone.
>>3565750Nah, they were full clones, the Dr just couldn't figure out how to make them any stronger then when he saw us before he died for good. And that was the same planet too, the SMITE gods were Nefarious's robot weapons.>>3565756I just remembered, we ate a senzu bean, that thing doesn't affect diseases, but it does fix injuries. Why the hell is our heart injured when we ate that thing? Did Towa's magic fuck it up that way?
>>3565762>the Dr just couldn't figure out how to make them any stronger then when he saw us before he died for good.Well if you're gonna be making genetic abominations why not just dump whole-hog and fuck with the genes.Dump in a little Godzilla, maybe some Ghidorah, and some Gray genes for good measure.
>>3565762There is such a thing as damage you can't completely heal from.Given that the Senzu beans just accelerate the natural healing process, I don't think they can fix Karn's heart any further.All the scar tissue is probably impeding the cardiac muscles from functioning at a high enough rate to support Legendary Oozaru.
>>3565731Those couldn’t support a normal Ascended Super Saiyan, much less your Berserker form.>>3565760She could try.>>3565762>I just remembered, we ate a senzu bean, that thing doesn't affect diseases, but it does fix injuries. Why the hell is our heart injured when we ate that thing? Did Towa's magic fuck it up that way?Now you’re thinking.>>3565774There is a LOT of scar tissue in that area, that’s for sure.
>>3565816>There is a LOT of scar tissue in that area, that’s for sure.So what you're saying is we should rip open our chest cavity and gently - GENTLY - scrape off some of the scar tissue. Alright, someone bust out the whiskey, it's self-surgery time.
...oh godwhat if we caught the heart virus that killed goku
>>3565863>What if we caught the plot virusNO FUCK YOU. THAT'S BULLSHIT.
>>3565863.....you're retarded, a virus is completely different to excess scar tissue. That's comparing something like aids to a cholesterol clot.
>>3565854That is not a good idea. Towa had to essentially rebuild a huge part of your missing chest cavity with ancient magic she barely understood and had never practiced on someone she wanted to keep alive before.>>3565863No. Someone you’ve seen before may have, but it wasn’t a big deal to her.
>>3566018>No. Someone you’ve seen before may have, but it wasn’t a big deal to her....Is it fucking hereditary?IS IT FUCKING BARDOCK?
>>3566079Her. GD wasn't replying to anything that had to do with Towa at the time, so if it was someone from that family it was Gine.
>>3566079First off, Bardock has a dick. Second, that heart virus killed a bunch of people before it was cured in the future Trunks timeline. So if it was kicking around there would be more than just one person with it here. Unless Goku just has the biggest bitch of an immune system amongst Saiyans and that's why it got him.
>>3566087>so if it was someone from that family it was Gine.Oh...that actually makes a lot more sense.Her heart condition also makes her non-combative role a lot more appropriate too.
>>3566102too be fair goku grew up on earth, which is relatively a sterile environment since saiyans normally go all over space and who the fuck knows where normally, this means his immune system would be shitty compared too other saiyans.
>>3566079>her>BardockHe takes offense to that.>>3566102>Unless Goku just has the biggest bitch of an immune system amongst Saiyans and that's why it got him.Well, constantly overusing Kaio-Ken put some real strain his internal organs.>>3566365Not wrong. While earth is weird, it doesn’t compare with, let’s say The Pirates’ Den for example.
>>3566712>Well, constantly overusing Kaio-Ken put some real strain his internal organs.Ya know I've been thinking about that.Can somebody ever actually acclimate to using a lower level of the Kaio-Ken often, or is it always going to cause a significant amount of stress to the body no matter what?
>>3567796I'd say anything beyond 1,5x is permamently damaging. You're basically bruteforcing your body to produce, store and use more ki than its capabiliies allow it to.
>>3567796Kaio-Ken will always cause significant stress, regardless of training. Unlike with transformations, that actually change your body to produce more power, Kaio-Ken forces every cell in the body to produce more energy than it is naturally capable of. Of course, this has pretty severe side effects, as seen with Goku’s first fight with Vegeta. He was doing almost as much damage to himself as he was doing to Vegeta.
>>3568048Would it be weird to have towa send us after another karn for a voluntary heart transplant?Like, a punished karn who has lost his mind to the berzerker rage of legendary sayain?
>>3568369Actually that'd be a really good PQ.>Karn vs Insane Karn>He goes Legendary Oozaru, forces Karn to do the same>Ultimate Finish is knocking him out before your heart explodes
>>3568384I just want to have our Karn and a Punished Karn share a bro moment
>>3568394Filling and being the father Future Chaya lost is as close to a bro moment as we're ever gonna get with Punished Karn.
>>3568468Infinite timelines means infinite opportunities to bro it up with other karns.
>>3568482We've already discussed the Council of Infinite Karns before.Really it's just a super-planet they all gather on from time to time. They just hunt, train, drink, swap stories, etc...
>>3568369Possibly. However, that would come with it’s own type of complications, including having it undone.>>3568394It’s possible.>>3568496>boi accidentally walks inWas still one of the funniest things I’ve read from an anon in these threads
>>3568520>I’ve read from an anon in these threadsI'm glad I can at least write a decent hypothetical.At the very least I feel more confident in that then the art I've drawn for the quest.
>>3568560>At the very least I feel more confident in that then the art I've drawn for the quest.I like every art made for the quest, and as someone who has less than no artistic ability appreciate every bit of effort
>>3568999>and as someone who has less than no artistic abilityThat's the secret, nobody has any artistic ability at first.Artistic ability is just something that you build up with a combination of visual acuity, muscle memory, and constant practice.The only thing separating you from the majority of artists is the fact that they have been drawing crap for years.Anybody can learn how to draw so long as they have the motivation to start no matter, how small, and the discipline to keep learning despite their perceived failures.
>>3568999>and as someone who has less than no artistic ability >what is writing? You may not be Tolkien but you've kept an audience of anons for two years now.
>>3569017I gave up after ten years. I can copy others’ artwork, but I can’t just create any.>>3569155I meant art as in images, not words. Drawing a scene with words is a hell of a lot easier than with pencil or paint.
QM UPDATEThis week’ epilogue will be the one I didn’t finish before, focusing on a certain Time Patroller. This will be fun.
>>3569465Oh good, been wondering what he's been up too.
>>3569172>Drawing a scene with words is a hell of a lot easier than with pencil or paint.Because you have practice doing it and are interested in doing it.>>3569465Dank. Been a while since we've heard or seen anything from the BOI.
>>3569465Speaking of Saiyan swordsmen, how prevalent are weapons among lower class Saiyan warriors?I sure at least a few mooks have put weapons from the Covenant siege to good use.
>>3569473You’ll find out soon. I’d gotten three posts in before, so right now looking at having it ready Thursday.>>3569484True. And it has been some time.>>3569520Not very common, as most of the tech was claimed by the PTO. Some however kept hammers, and a few even got swords.
>>3569465>focusing on a certain Time Patroller.Oh shit I recognize that guy it's Trawnqs. Best create a character since Son Ghoan.
>>3569547>Not very common, as most of the tech was claimed by the PTO. Some however kept hammers, and a few even got swords.Honestly this gets my noggin joggin' about Saiyan armor.I imagine the survivors of the siege have pieces of Sangheili armor (or bones) on their outfits as war trophies. I'm imagining some commoner Saiyan with a belt of Unggoy skulls and a Sangheili skull for a shoulder pad.
>>3569590I wonder if some of the shorter ones get the skulls for tiny helmets?
>>3569604Man, the gift shops on New Salda probably have tons of cool shit.
>>3569618Eh, the good shit is at yard sales, the gift shop is filled with vintage Vox merchandise and special editions.
>>3569548Ha.>>3569590They’ve certainly been incorporating the salvaged materials, especially into armoring the pods. As for bones, many were carved into trophies or into dice to gamble with. As for armor, well, they PTO r&d guys have REALLY been interested in the stealth tech.>>3569604Kek, thanks for the laugh.>>3569618It is a popular tourist spot. For those that can handle the gravity. Few can, however, and are forced to stay indoors in the large tourist landing area just inland from the main city. Vox and Freeza have made more money than either dreamed of when they decided to film the battle live.>>3569626Nice
>>3569626>implying the on-site discounts for Meloka's workout tapes don't count as good shitAlthough I will admit, Nappa's garage sales are where you get the legit stuff.Dude's probably got a whole armory full of Covie war gear.
>>3569773>stealth techHopefully they unfuck the fatal flaw of Covenant cloaking tech. It makes any system it's a part of run extremely hot, so anything cloaked would should up bright as day on basic bitch thermals.Also I'm glad we secured financials for the PTO by slapping covie shit.
>>3569773I want to see short stories of humans that got abducted over the years by Grey's dropping by and getting fit enough to walk around the planet. The amount of funny, wait you aren't a Sayian, is too good to pass up.>>3569786That's just because they are special edition, not because its from Vox, but her own workout videos she makes at home with the video camera Towa left there. There is slightly less fanservice, as its impossible not to be a sex icon for her, but its full of secret tips and tricks Vox wanted to sell for a premium. Nappa's garage sales are however legendary, and with Tunnip dropping by every now an again as the hot neighbor to help him sell shit. He even gives the kids demonstrations of the stuff he collected. Even when he has to have a techie nearby to help him price stuff when selling.>>3569792We have been making the PTO money out the ass for years, the salvage from Covie shit is the recent thing.
>>3569773>As for bones, many were carved into trophies or into dice to gamble with.Bitchen. How do I order a pair of 'GENUINE COVENANT SIEGE OF NEW SALDA SPLIT JAW BONE DICE!'I don't trust shitty space Amazon to not send me fake shit and the gravity of New Salda will make me shit out my own spine.
>>3569773>diceYo do they have tabletop dice sets?Do little nerd Saiyans play DnD?
>>3569844Uh, Anon, its pronounced, Spacezon.>>3569851Is D&D type stuff even a thing on New Salda? Did some random Sayian on vacation or something bring it back for the nerds to look at?
>>3569855I'd like to imagine one of the retired Saiyans DM's for a group of non-combat roll Saiyans.And for some reason Leyas is there.
>>3569865Well, I suppose Leyas did go through a NEET phase, but he got out of there to kill shit after a good pep talk. Unless they have some really freaky version of D&D. What would their version of space elves be, Eldar aren't a thing, yet, and the Kai suck ass, and another thing, would Saiyan's count as space orcs?
>>3569876No no no, Saiyans are the equivalent of humans in this setting.Think of fantasy equivalents with that in mind.
>>3569883True enough, but that still gives me ideas on what the "fantasy" might be. If they even have a concept for that? Is their version of D&D roleplaying races they defeated with their better race characters?
>>3569896>Is their version of D&D roleplaying races they defeated with their better race characters?Throw in a dash of Saiyan mythology and you got a good place to start.
>>3569903I am pretty sure aside from the old god myth Vegeta keeps in his study, we are just playing the active mythology of the species. And there isn't much else.
>>3569908There's gotta be plenty of stories about ancient Saiyan warriors around.It's not like there weren't extremely powerful Saiyans besides the original Super Saiyan God.
>>3569915But then it wouldn't be much of a myth, and more like a history lesson.
>>3569919Do you honestly think any Saiyan would listen to a history lecture if it wasn't dressed up like some badass mythical legend?
>>3569934Do you think any Saiyan would sit down for a lecture?
>>3570002Our boy is buff nerd, but a nerd all the same, not even getting into the fact our kids are a bunch of weirdos by Saiyan standards.
>>3569773Do any of the biological saiyan kids take after Karn in height or are they all going to be saiyanlets like Meloka? What about Towa's kids?
>>3570321Their barely in their preteens, so we don't know about Meloka's half, but our half demon kids are fucking huge. Maza will be an absolute unit.
>>3570450Future Chaya is smol.I seem to recall that GD mentioning Chilli would be short as well.Just figured we might get an approximation on the others.
>>3570455You know, it would be kind of funny if being short is a dominant genetic trait for Sayians.
Overall a swell guy.
>>3570500He is, but Cain is a chill dude as well, however both pale in my desire to see Commissar Fucklaw talk with Karn.
>>3570455Future Chaya might be small due to malnourishment in many of her important growth spurts during her childhood and early teenagehood.
>>3569792It’s something they’ve been looking into. Someone may already have a prototype...>>3569821Ha.>>3569844Aren’t for sale, but you could try gambling to win a set from one who carved them.>>3569851Ha. Not quite, they’re more for the adults to gamble with.>>3569855Not really. Although when the children play they often pretend to be Karn, Meloka, Nappa, Tunnip, Bardock, etc fighting. >>3569865>And for some reason Leyas is thereMade me laugh far more than it should’ve.>>3569941>>3570002Not wrong. >>3570022>not even getting into the fact our kids are a bunch of weirdos by Saiyan standards.The whole family is.>>3570321You’ll have to see. Chaya’ll be somewhere between Karn and Meloka’s height, Chilli will be short, and as for the rest of them who knows?>>3570500>>3570509??>>3570654Future Chaya is slightly smaller than present Chaya will be.
>>3570914>??Kharn the Betrayer, one of the greatest ex mortal champions of the blood god Khorn. Has left entire planets worth of gore in his wake all for the sake of adding their skull vestiges to the dark god's skull throne. Overall he's a pretty fun guy to be around and has huge muscles. Also, fuck Erebus.WH40k, look up Kharn on 1d4chan if you want a good read.
>>3570932Don't worry, I got this. LINK MAN, AWAY! I'll even throw the stuff I said in too.https://1d4chan.org/wiki/KharnOur buddy Kharn.https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Commissar_FuklawGood Ol Old Man Fuklaw, and his stats(Not relevant, maybe).https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Life_and_Death_of_John_FuklawAnd his Biography. From Life too relatively boring death, all things considered.https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ciaphas_CainAnd the gloriously smug and in over his head bastard with about...9 or 10 books now, not including assorted short stories. Pretty sure people put rips of the entire things online somewhere, but I don't remember or not.In any case.>The whole family is.Fair.>Although when the children play they often pretend to be Karn, Meloka, Nappa, Tunnip, Bardock, etc fighting. Cute. So long as whoever is playing Karn doesn't do suicidal shit like we do. Although I am curious as to the two roleplaying as us and Meloka get really into it and find true love. A most wholesome way I haven't found yet.
>>3570932Neat>>3570944>LINK MAN, AWAY!So I image searched link man, and this is the first hit. Enjoy.>Cute. So long as whoever is playing Karn doesn't do suicidal shit like we do. Although I am curious as to the two roleplaying as us and Meloka get really into it and find true love. A most wholesome way I haven't found yet.D’aww. The kids don’t think like that. Yet. But maybe after some more years, who knows?
>>3571343Huh.....I was just joking, but fuck me someone came up with it for real.
QM QUESTIONWith the arrival of Slug, we’re beginning to head towards the end of the peacetime before the last big timeskip. With that said, what are the things you all want to make sure you do before that happens?>>3571349You never know what you’ll find on the internet.
>>3571837Having the Jotars and our drinking buddies visit us, and finding out more about Caulifa's Stand. Hanging out with Vegeta and finding out how Tekkadan are going to do. Hanging out with our friends that we don't get to see that often, spend some time with Raven and dad her on the proper (Sayian) procedures on making it obvious she wants to get with Ubo. More of Chaya's and Raditz's blossoming friendship and more tsundere Raditz. Maybe some time with the kids themselves and how they interact with people and other kids their age.
>>3571837>what are the things you all want to make sure you do before that happens?Finishing those tablets since there are actual threats are coming back.Besides that, mastering (or at least getting control over) Ascended Berserker is top priority.Then I want to make sure we actually master Djem So and Su Ma so we can eventually put the two together and establish it as the new Saiyan style.After that, we need to get to beefing up our base powerlevel so our heart stops turning into a baked potato when we go Emerald Great Ape.
>>3571837Have a shaggy this isn't weed moment during our visit to check up on Tekkadan when we find out Mika, who is younger than Chili,had a kid. Then immediately give Chaya the talk.
>>3571837>>3571859>>3571887this too.>>3571890This this this. Because if we don't Meloka might stab a motherfucker, if we don't blow them up.
>>3571837You mean Narratively or Mechanically speaking? Cause I absolutely want to have Ascended Berserk usable for that Ghost Invasion with Champion on top.I didn't know we were that close, but now that I do, I'm going to be pushing for that as much as I can. I want to see what Boros is up too.
>>3571837>what are the things you all want to make sure you do before that happens?Finally going on a universal bar-hopping adventure with Boros and Arctus.
>>3571837Get Karnage 2 released it would be useful to get more super saiyans. >>3571890I don't think we have to worry about Chaya, she seems like she will be so stupidly pure that when she gets older she will have Goku levels of low lust. But just because she doesn't want it for pleasure doesn't mean she doesn't really want to fuck so she can have a shit ton of kids.
>>3571922>Chaya being so stupidly innocent that she is incapable of understanding the concept of lewd and all she wants is to have a big family just like her parents didWhy do I love this?
>>3571908And Freeza, we need to do something fun for his birthday.
>>3571937It makes sense, she has her mothers natural broodmother tendency, but her dads naivete on the broody nature she has.
>>3571937>Chaya discovering porn for the first time >"I don't get it.">"I mean I get they are trying to make babies but why are they recording it?">"They aren't even explaining how they are just doing it and expecting us to figure out how to do it properly.">"This is the worst instructional video I have ever seen." >Gives it a 0 star rating on space pornhub
>>3571837Narratively I'd like to see at least one scene with an incorporated Tekkadan and learn a bit more about humans in character. Also, little greens about to die, we gotta make sure he gets a proper send off.Mechanically I think we need to master Ascended Berserk and start making headway on Emerald Ozaru so we can get that sweet sweet Primal. Gotta stay competitive with our base, too. And with our hamon, maybe one day Apex.
>>3571981Now what would Raditz think, and how awkward would he be around an oblivious childhood friend/rival?
>>3571992>doesn't matter had sex
>>3572126Nah, he doesn't look at other girls but Chaya though, even though he is the strongest kid on the planet that isn't related to us. He might be a saner Meloka.
>>3572134>A saner Meloka.Considering she is a YANDERE with caps I think we have pretty low standars for sanity.
>>3572183Well its not like Karn knows how unstable she is, and that's isn't even getting into how regular Saiyan women act.
>>3572134>doesn't matter had sex
>>3572134I think it's been said, but he's the closest thing to Canon Vegeta in this timeline given his massive pride, inferiority complex, attached to an easy-going rival, widow's peak, etc...
>>3571992>"Hey Radditz do you know where babies come from?">"Uh y-yes." >"Cool, me too! You wanna mate with me when we get older?">Meanwhile in Raditz's brain, which is capable of processing lewd >https://youtu.be/gqqnmTcpgWk>"WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT THING THAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW THAT I AM NOT CURRENTLY AT!! OKAY BYE!!!"
>>3572496That makes more sense.>>3572465So Raditz is our realities Vegeta with an accidentally lewd version of Goku, whom really wants to make babies with him to have a large family. The hate boners switching to heart boners at the drop of a hate is gonna make this relationship really fucking weird, even by our standards, and our species standards.>>3572448Raditz isn't a normal Sayian kid remember.
>>3572563Of a hat*
>>3572563Of course he's not "normal". He wasn't raised like a fucking Sangheili.Stronger familial and community bonds would be nothing but good for the Saiyan race.
>>3572591Actually Sangheili raise their kids mostly like we do, but more weabooie. And sometimes like some iron fisted feudal lord.
>>3572496Oof, I can practically see Chaya violating his personal space. Can you imagine if this insane level of innocence was combined with her mother's dating advice? Raditz's teenage years are going to be rough.
>>3572600>Breeding frenzy bundle of innocent wonderI both envy and pity the poor bastard, I am more interested in how Bardock and Gine react with Meloka and Karn, cause you know she'll do it right in front of them before running off with Kakkarot for sparring. Just leaving them there staring, red faced, and giving off a quiet scream.
>>3572600>Chaya holding his hand in public without asking >Chaya insisting that Raditz is her boyfriend when she introduces him to someone >Chaya breaking into Raditz's house at 5am so she can make him and his family breakfast >Raditz having to master Ki suppression so Chaya doesn't use instant transmission to teleport into the bathroom to try and bathe with him >Whenever Raditz tries to date someone instead of following Meloka's advice to kill them, Chaya just triples down on doing nice things for him which ends up scaring the other girl off
>>3572619My god.....did we.....did we accidentally create the equal and opposite reaction in our child to a yandere? >Whenever Raditz tries to date someone instead of following Meloka's advice to kill them, Again, why? He doesn't even look at anyone else but Chaya. Though the part about shaking other romantic rivals being good advice from Meloka, going to Raditz instead of Chaya, that's pure gold.
>>3571859The Joestars will visit soon, they’ve just run into complications during their travels. Yet another crash.>TekkadanMay or may nor be interacted with in the near future, they have their own business to attend to.>Vegeta>friends we don’t get to see that oftenSoon.>RavenWe’ll see. However, I will say anons have wildly missed the mark on what she wants.>More of Chaya's and Raditz's blossoming friendship and more tsundere RaditzIt’s adorable.>kids themselves and how they interact with people and other kids their age.They really don’t.>>3571887>Finishing those tablets since there are actual threats are coming back.Have to speak with Raven and King Vegeta about that.>Besides that, mastering (or at least getting control over) Ascended Berserker is top priority.It may or may not be achievable, at least before then.>Then I want to make sure we actually master Djem So and Su Ma so we can eventually put the two together and establish it as the new Saiyan style.Would take serious work and devotion, but just may be possible.>so our heart stops turning into a baked potatoDammit, does anyone have the old X-men “Kitty potato” greentext saved?>>3571890He doesn’t have a kid. Yet.>>3571896>with Champion on top.Might not be a good idea. Or might be an even better idea.>I want to see what Boros is up too.Rebuilding all the planets he reclaimed from Kars’ vampires.>>3571908Not quite in-character, although Arctus conquered the region he did for a very specific purpose.>>3571922>I don't think we have to worry about ChayaI would withhold all judgment until puberty really hits.>>3571937Because Chaya a cute.>>3571982>humansThey’re certainly exceptional, for human standards.>Also, little greens about to die, we gotta make sure he gets a proper send off.Been working on that for awhile, hope it’ll be good.>>3571992Yes.>>3572465Correct.>>3572496Dammit that’s funny.
>>3572613Chaya would be a bit on the crazy side but she obviously means well. I honestly think that Bardock would be more curious why Raditz wasn't enthusiastic that he metaphorically and sometimes literally had a perfectly good girl right on his lap >>3572632I think anon meant that Chaya got the advice and ignored it.
>>3572635>I would withhold all judgment until puberty really hits.Oh god, how strong is Chaya's need for breed going to be?
>>3572635>I would withhold all judgment until puberty really hits.Is that because she will be the biggest most pure tease in the universe by accident, or because Raditz is going to loose his hip bones?
>>3572639>IN THE NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE...>Raditz, we need to talk.>Let me guess Dad, I need to double down on my training. Again.>Yes, but that's not what I'm talking about.>You gotta make a move Son.>What?>You got the strongest female if your generation literally fawning over you.>LOOK, IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THAT! WE'RE RIVALS!>And? You can be both. Kai's sake, Karn and Meloka fuck like rabbits when they aren't trying to surpass the other.>DAD!>She may as well be in your damn lap! Just go for it!>B-but...>Wait...you aren't a fairy, are you?>NO!>GINE GET IN HERE! DID YOU TURN MY BOY INTO A FRUIT?!
>>3572600It’ll be fun. For me, and hopefully you all too. But probably not so much for Raditz.>>3572613>interested in how Bardock and Gine reactShe’ll think Chaya’s cute. Bardock will wonder if attracting smaller mates is genetic.>>3572619>Chaya insisting that Raditz is her boyfriend when she introduces him to someone>Saiyans>boyfriend/girlfriendHoo boy, let’s just say her next Dreadzone interview will be adorable.>>3572771Good question. Who knows?Me but I’m not telling :^)
>>3572563>Raditz isn't a normal Sayian kid remember.>doesn't matter had sex
>>3572855>GINE GET IN HERE! DID YOU TURN MY BOY INTO A FRUIT?!He does look like a pineapple.
>>3572619>>3572600Oh god, i just realize we bred with a yandere.Like, twenty goddamn children worth so far.How many of them will be yandere themselves...yandere super saiyans with legendary berserker genes at that
>>3572635>However, I will say anons have wildly missed the mark on what she wants.Regarding raven and ubo? We know, we just like the idea because we're all massive perverts.
>>3572974oh dear lord.
>>3572635>I would withhold all judgment until puberty really hits.>chaya brings home some faggot beanpole motherfucker>karn straight up blasts him into vapor right in front of her>turns out karn was a different kind of yandere all along>"Daddy, stop blowing up my boyfriends!"
>>3572974This is only the beginning, Saiyans stay in thier prime till they are roughly 80, we will be pumping out kids on a regular basis until we are at least in our mid 70's there is a legitimate possibility we could get to 100 if we take into account the kids we have with Towa. So yes, by rolling the genetic dice like a adderall enhanced gambling addict we will eventually get a snu-snu yandere.
>>3572985>Chaya brings home some kid named Tarble>Must be a fan of Vegeta's, he's wearing a similar outfit and he's got his hair done up the same way>"Very nice to meet you General. I've heard so mu-">"You trying to date my daughter?">"Daaaaaaaad!">"Calm down Chaya this'll just be a minute. Give me an answer boy.">"Y-yes sir!">"Hmph. You better not be that timid in a fight. Meet me at the stadium in 10 minutes.">"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I COULDN'T POSSIBLY BEAT YOU!">"Quit whining. I won't even go Super Saiyan. I won't hold you to that though.">"Uhhhh Dad?>"Yes sweetie?">"He can't transform. He's actually weaker than Tatsu and Tomi.">"AND YET YOU SOMEHOW EXPECT ME TO GIVE HIM MY BLESSING!"
>>3572865>She’ll think Chaya’s cute. Bardock will wonder if attracting smaller mates is genetic.I....huh, he may have a point, short cute girls may be a genetic taste thing.>Good question. Who knows?>Me but I’m not telling :^)I know the opposite of a Yandere is a peppy THOT, but please don't do that to her. >Hoo boy, let’s just say her next Dreadzone interview will be adorable.I can hear the heart attacks now.>>3572974Well...they don't have their mothers personality? Well they have her tender loving heart when she's around Karn and her kids, but I am pretty sure the only people that know what she's like is, Blackfire, and I think Tunnip and Karn's old childhood friend, and even then not as much as Blackfire. >>3573020I wonder which one it will be. Yandere is genetic, so that's gonna hit sooner or later. I am just curious as to how our demon neet weeb kids will turn into.>>3573031Kek.>>3572985That's just being a dad.
>>3573232>I know the opposite of a Yandere is a peppy THOTI'm not going to say you're wrong but that isn't exactly right.
>>3573381I did say the equal and opposite version of a Yandere, and that is sadly what would be the opposite.
>>3573386Then clearly you don't know what a yandere is. Because a peppy thot can still be a yandere.
>>3573403I suppose that is technically correct, then would it be the open party girl? I am really trying to not say whore here, give me a break, I don't want to think of the disappointment.
>>3573405>I am really trying to not say whore hereHow dare you call her a whore.I'm just giving you a hard time.
>>3573411I know, but my disappointment would be real, its why we curbstomped Blackfire.
The epilogue will hopefully be finished here within the next hour or so, so stay tuned!>>3572974:^)>>3572976I know. We’re still here on this site after all.>>3572982Kazuma, you dropped your special needs goddess.>>3572985Ha.>>3573031>Tarble>fan of VegetaHa.>>3573232>I know the opposite of a Yandere is a peppy THOT, but please don't do that to herWell I HOPE that’s not what she turns into.>BlackfireOh she knows. Firsthand.
>>3573429>Oh she knows. Firsthand.So speaking of that one-sided beating, let's talk about power-weighted Super Saiyan.What forms is power-weighted actually compatible with?I assume putting it on top of our "regular" ascended form for example would result in a shittier version of Berserk.Can it be stacked with Super Saiyan 3? Golden/Emerald Great Ape? Primal? Apex?
>>3573533You mean 1.5 mode?
>>3573544Whatever the fuck Absolute Unit Mode is called. Pic related.
>>35735821.5, or Muscle Form.
>>3573590Thinking back, the most common name used for it is Super Saiyan Third Grade.At least to my knowledge.
>>3573582There's a ton of names thrown around for it. Just call it whatever you want. Most people will get it.
>>3573603Never seen it called that in my life.
>>3573614That's what the wiki calls it at the very least
>>3573641And sometimes the wiki is retarded, and run by even dumber people.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 90 Epilogue-AGE 854, CONTON CITY“Sure is nice to get a break every once in a while.” Hyoka says, holding onto your arm as the two of you walk around the city. You are Trunks, Time Patroller, apprentice Kai, Super Saiyan and currently out on a date. With events having slowed down in that one Karn’s timeline the Supreme Kai of Time had given the two of you the day off.“To telax and enjoy yourselves!” she’d said with a mischievous wink. You aren’t quite sure what she’s up to, but whatever it is you’re just thankful for the break. Ever since Toki Toki City fell, you hadn’t had any real time off. And the recent upswing in Towa activity has also been a worry, as well as whatever gave Karn that scar-“Trunks?” Hey Trunks, you ok in there?” Hyoka asks, stirring you from your thoughts as she shakes you.“Sorry, I’m fine.” you say with a slightly-nervous chuckle.“Don’t tell me you’re still thinking about work?” she asks, playfully pouting at you. With your free hand you rub the back of your head, guilty-as-charged.“Yeah, been at work so long it’s hard to take my mind off of it.” you say. “Between the missions, training the new recruits for the elite squads, and taking lessons directly from the Supreme Kai of Time, I’ve spent more time working than not.”“You have been working hard, which is why I planned this!” she replies with an infectious smile, you smiling back at her. She’s your bright spot, no matter how hard work gets she’s always there, supporting you. But that’s why her leading you to the Time Machines used for PQs is so confusing. You both have the day off, so why are you here? “The Supreme Kai of Time helped me set this up, and before you ask: no. I’m not telling you where we’re going.”“So it’s a surprise then?” you ask, Hyoka letting go of your arm and jumping up to the top of the hill behind the PQ building. With a moment’s hesitation you follow, seeing her facing you with her arms spread wide.“Catch me.” Hyoka says, then falls backwards off the hill. And without hesitation you blast off after her, Hyoka dashing down towards the lower boundary. When establishing Conton City, the Supreme Kai of Time had installed a special barrier as a failsafe. Anyone falling below a certain level, instead of falling to their doom would be teleported back to solid ground inside the safety railing. This way the non-fighters of the city would be safe, even if they fall. But as you watch Hyoka getting closer and closer to the boundary she suddenly stops, changing direction and dashing headfirst into the rock wall. But what’s really surprising is the fact that she doesn’t shatter it, but simply vanishes.cont
>>3573654“Hyoka? Hyoka?!” you shout out, confused. One moment she was there, the next both her and her ki simply vanished! What the hell is going on, are you under attack? You instantly flash up to a Super Saiyan, hand going to your sword as you begin looking around wildly. But a moment later Hyoka’s head reappears, coming out of the cliff face.“C’mon, follow me.” she says, grabbing you by the arm and pulling you inside. With a startled yelp Hyoka pulls you into the mountain, coming to a large reinforced door with a small keypad. She walks up confidently, typing in a dozen numbers faster than you catch. Once she presses the last key the doors simply vanish, revealing an oddly familiar time machine.“Wait, is this...?” you ask, shocked as you recognize it, the word “Hope!!” scrawled on the side just over the number 1. This is your time machine, that you used all those years ago. But what’s it doing here?“Uh-huh! The Supreme Kai of Time has kept this locked away, as with it you can truly change the past and create splinter timelines.” she says, taking the fuel canister and loading it while explaining, you too awestruck to speak. She’d told you that it had been destroyed, yet here it sits, in the same condition as the day you’d left it. “C’mon Trunks, let’s go already.”“Go?” you ask, still trying to wrap your head around it. “Go where?”“Quit asking dumb questions and get in already.” she says, taking to the air. You leap up, sitting in the seat as Hyoka floats down into your lap, you checking the gauges. “Your guests are waiting.”“Age 780?” you mutter, wondering which timeline you’re being led to. Age 780 is now most famous for the Tournament of Power, in which a Goku managed to, however temporarily, attain mastery of Ultra Instinct. But you have a feeling you’re forgetting something, something important. But what?“Hang on.” she says, throwing the switch and powering up the Time Machine. As the fans on the outside spin, the machine powering up you remember back to your first trip through time. And suddenly you remember what else happens in Age 780, and who you’re going to see! “Here we go!”The machine easily slips through time, coming to a stop outside a familiar ruin. You hadn’t visited this place in years, yet even after all this time you know where you are: you’re finally home.cont
>>3573656“But how?” you question as the two of you exit the machine. No doubt about it, this is your home. But you shouldn’t be here, this will cause all sorts of-“Hey Trunks, there you are!” a familiar voice calls out, you turning around shocked. You know that voice! “Long time no see.”“G-Gohan?!” you stammer, shocked. It’s really him! Those scars, the missing arm, there’s no mistaking it: it really is him! “But, how?”“Hey, don’t worry about the how.” Gohan says, walking up to you. “You worry too much.”“Gohan, is he he- Trunks!” your blue-haired mother shouts, rushing from the building to you and wrapping her arms around you. “It really is you! I was trying not to get my hopes up, but you’re here! You’re really here!”“M-Mom?!” you say, looking between the three of them more confused than ever. “Hyoka, what’s going on?”“A present from the Supreme Kai of Time.” she says to you with a smile. “She wanted you to have some time off with your family.”“Hey Trunks, who’s she?” mom asks you, elbowing you in the ribs with a sly grin. “Your girlfriend?”“Hello Mrs. Briefs, my name is Hyoka.” she says with a small proper bow. “And I’m both his partner on the Time Patrol, and yes, his girlfriend. A pleasure to meet you.”“Hyoka?!” you ask her confused. “We’re not supposed to talk abo-!”“Don’t worry about it, we know the jist of what you do.” Gohan says. “The Supreme Kai of Time gave us a visit about two hours ago, and said you’d be stopping by. But I didn’t think it’d be on such short notice.”“Tell me about it, I barely had time to prepare!” your mother says, then throws an arm over both yours and Hyoka’s shoulders, pulling you in close. “Now c’mon, you better hurry inside before they see us all here.”“Yeah, sure.” you reply, the four of you making your way inside your home, the Capsule Corp building. Everything is much as you remember it, despite the outside resembling a bombed-out ruin the inside is well-kept. As you walk the halls you look around, soaking in the familiar sights. Only now do you realize just how long it’s been, and how far you’ve come. “It’s just like I remember.”Led deeper inside the complex by your mother, thr four of you make your way to the dining room, four plates already laid out. You raise an eyebrow at that but say nothing, everyone taking a seat at the table. You haven’t been home in years, yet it’s like you’ve never been away. Mom and Gohan are here, the only proof everything wasn’t a dream is Hyoka by your side, engaged in small talk with your mother. After everything you’ve been through, you’re finally home.cont
>>3573662You enjoy the next several hours, talking with your mom and Gohan and telling them about what all you’ve seen and done, and the many different timelines you’ve had to visit over the years. Your mother is very interested in how different timelines shape up, all because of a single different choice.. But that’s when you get to Karn, and your mood darkens. You tell Gohan everything, of defeat after defeat at the hands of the “Dragon of New Salda” as he’s called and making yourself feel worse and worse, until your mentor rises to his feet and puts his one hand on your shoulder, speaking carefully as if he’s trying to find the right words.“I know things seem rough right now, and you feel like the fate of the world is resting on your shoulders. Believe me, I know how that feels.” Gohan tells you, you looking up to your scarred mentor as he gives you one last lesson. “But no matter what happens, you can’t give up. No matter how strong or ruthless your opponent is, no matter how bleak thing get: as long as you still live, you can fight back. And find a way to win.”“Gohan...” you mutter, his words stirring something inside you hadn’t felt for a long time: hope. Somewhere along the way you’d given up hope, and until your master rekindled that hope inside you, you hadn’t even realized it. You bow, the motion catching him off-guard. “Thank you.”“Hahaha c’mon, don’t worry about it.” Gohan says, waving it off. “Seems even after all you’ve done, I still have a thing or two left to teach you. But for right now, we’ve got something important to do: you’ve gotta show it to me.”“It?” you ask him, confused. “What are you talking about?”“That new form you have.” he says, a small glimmer of his father Goku’s usual excitement behind his eyes. “Super Saiyan Three.”“Oh yeah, you haven’t seen that yet.” you say. “Sure. But let’s go outside. It’ll wreck this place if I transform in here.”And so you and Gohan go outside, you telling Hyoka where you’re going through the scouter as you leave her and your mother inside. Once outside and back in the ruins of West City, you prepare to transform when Gohan stops you.“Wait, not here.” he says, laying a hand on your shoulder. “I’ve got the perfect place for this. C’mon, follow me.”“R-Right!” you say, following Gohan as he leads you out of the city. You follow him curiously, wondering where he’s going when he stops abruptly, you almost slamming into him. “Gohan?”“We’re not alone.” he says, and before he can say anything else two wide beams shoot up from the ground at you both.cont
>>3573666Before you can even think your body is already moving, grabbing Gohan by the back of his gi and tossing him aside.“Trunks!!” he shouts, panic in his voice, but you’re not worried. Android 17 and 18, if they’re the ones that did this, are no threat to you now. Just before their blasts hit you roar, transforming up into a Super Saiyan. With your golden aura blasting wildly out around you the two attacks are unable to reach, the power gap simply too large for their attacks to overcome, causing them to explode short and kick up a momentary cloud of dust. But your swelling power blows it away, as you transform into Super Saiyan Two. “Woah. Is that-?”“No, this is only a Super Saiyan who has ascended beyond their limits.” you tell Gohan, as 17 and 18 rise up from the ground. “Or as we’ve begun calling it, Super Saiyan Two.”“So the little runt is back for more, huh?” 17 asks tauntingly, but 18 observes you with a more critical eye.“Are you taller than before?” she asks you, mostly bored but with a slight bit of disinterested confusion. “I could have sworn you were shorter than me yesterday.”“This isn’t the same Trunks you know.” Gohan taunts the androids, as he transforms into a Super Saiyan as well. “He’s from the future, a future where your evil was wiped out! And now he’ll do the same here, and destroy you monsters!”“Gohan, I’m not supposed to-inte!” you start, before he interrupts you.“I already talked with your boss, she said it’s fine.” Gohan says confidently. This catches you completely off-guard, your mind trying to figure out how, when, and why she allowed it, but after a few seconds you give it up, shaking your head. “Besides, you still haven’t shown me Super Saiyan 3 yet.”“Super Saiyan what now?” 17 asks, having overheard him. “You telling me the pipsqueak here’s actually got some bite to back up his bark?”“That’s right!” Gohan says, sounding confident. But you know him better. Facing down the androids here he’s nervous, especially after losing his arm. But it seems he’s placing all of his trust in you. And you can’t betray Gohan’s trust. “He’ll take you both down by himself!”“Oh? Now this sounds fun.” 17 says, looking to his sister. “Hey sis, wanna see it do a trick?”“Yeah, whatever.” she says, crossing her arms and glaring boredly at you. “Get on with it.”cont
>>3573672https://youtube.com/watch?v=M65QwnxHe6I“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, slowly raising your power as you draw out the transformation. The entire planet shakes as you power up, reaching levels of strength this world has never seen. Both of the androids watch on shocked as you dig deep, power exploding out from you as your hair grows longer and longer, reaching down your back. With a final bloodcurdling, agonized scream your transformation finishes, blinding golden light exploding forth from you in all directions. The androids and Gohan all shout in surprise, your power momentarily blinding them until you ease it back. You haven’t been on this end of a one-sided fight in forever, this’ll feel good. You speak, voice lower and rougher than usual. “And this, is Super Saiyan 3.”“Woah.” you hear Gohan say, your mentor clearly able to sense your incredible surge of power. The androids are far less impressed, however, unable to sense just how out of their depth they are.“That’s it?” 17 asks tauntingly. “You grew your hair and shaved off your eyebrows? I’m shaking in my boots.”“Whatever, we saw it, can we kill him now?” 18 asks her brother, still sounding bored as ever.“Fine, I’ll let you do the honors.” 17 says with a mocking gesture like a showgirl showing off a prize. But the female android is clearly in no mood to play, blitzing right at you. At your level her approach is painfully slow, you deciding to do what will intimidate them the most: nothing. You remain still, not moving when 18’s right fist lands square on your jaw hard enough to knock Gohan slightly back. But it doesn’t move you.“Wait, what?” 18 says, staring at you in disbelief. You watch the android look from her fist back to you, and no matter how much force she puts behind her fist, she can’t make you budge even an inch. “What the hell?”“C’mon sis, stop playing around.” you hear 17 say, but your focus is on the terror in 18’s face. She knows she hit you with everything she has, and it did nothing. She slowly backs off, clearly terrified of your sheer, overwhelming power. “Sis?”“Wha-What the hell?” 18 asks, you noticing her arms trembling. “What the hell are you?”“I told you.” you say, flaring your aura slightly and blowing the shocked android more than a dozen feet back to her brother. “This is Super Saiyan 3. You don’t stand a chance of winning now. I’ll give you one chance: leave or die.”18 looks to 17, the two androids nodding to each other then turning and glaring at you. Looks like they’re not giving up. Which, if you’re being honest with yourself, is exactly what you wanted. You still want to show your mentor what you can do now.cont
>>3573674“HRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!”“HYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”17 and 18 shout as they charge together, both androids swinging for your face. But instead of remaining still again, this you go on the attack.“HAAAA!!” you roar, releasing a brief wave of energy and stopping the androids in their place. Before either of them can react you draw your sword, and with a single swing decapitate both of them. Both remain still as you begin sheathing your sword, held in place as if frozen. And when your sword is fully sheathed, the crossguard ringing against the sheath’s lip, both of the androids’ heads fall. The two bodies drop through the air, you turning back to your stunned master. “So, what do you think?”“W-Wow.” Gohan says, blinking a few times. He’s clearly stunned by your display of power, it taking him a few moments to regain his composure. “So that’s the level of power you’ve been fighting at, huh? Gotta say, I’m impressed. Maybe I’ll reach that power too, one day.”“Yeah, maybe...” you say, non-committingly. But before the silence can stretch on for long, a familiar voice suddenly shouts out in your ear.“Trunks, Hyoka, get back here now!!” the Supreme Kai of Time shouts, the panic in her voice surprising you. “This is an emergency!”“Your boss?” Gohan asks, you nodding and placing a hand to your earpiece.“Hyoka, you heard that right?” you ask, her confirming. “I’ll be right there.”“I’ll be set up by the time you get here.” she says, you turning to Gohan.“C’mon, let’s get you back home.” he says, the two of you transforming back down and flying back to your old home. You both arrive in minutes, both Hyoka and your mother waiting beside the time machine. You get in first, Hyoka jumping in after as you power it up.“Good luck son!” your mother shouts to you, waving. “Stay strong!”“I will.” you say, smiling and waving back. Gohan doesn’t say anything, your old mentor simply nodding once. With the startup sequence completed the time machine lifts into the air, you not taking your eyes off them until the machine finishes the jump, leaving that timeline behind. Moments later you’re back inside the hidden chamber within Conton City, you both leaving it behind and rushing into the Time Nest.cont
>>3573680“TRUNKS! HYOKA! There you are!” The Supreme Kai of Time shouts, and even from there you recognize that particular scroll. “This is bad.”“What’s bad?” you ask, the two of you looking at the scroll and seeing exactly what she means. Somehow Omega Shenron is in Karn’s timeline, Goku and Vegeta are both down, and Future Chaya’s holding her downed father. But as you watch she rises up to her feet, screaming as the scroll itself shakes with the power she begins unleashing. You watch on in awe as Karn’s daughter ascends to a level of power only seen in one other timeline, where Goku and Vegeta were outmatched by the Ultimate Shadow Dragon. But how did she achieve that form?“What’s wrong?” Chaya taunts, gesturing with one finger in a ‘come get me’ gesture to the evil dragon. “I thought you were going to ‘end this’? Don’t tell me you’re scared?”“How?” you ask, more a hypothetical than anyone in particular.“No way, this is bullshit.” Hyoka says, you both watching as she begins to dominate her opponent. “This has to be a joke, right?”“This is no joke. We’re in real trouble.” the Supreme Kai of Time says, for the first time in a long time appearing genuinely worried. “If she defeats Omega and attacks Goku and Vegeta, I’ll have to step in myself. If that happens, I’ll need you two to watch the Time Nest while I’m gone.”“You’re really gonna go fight?” you ask, stunned. “But-!”“Enough!” she shouts, a blinding golden light enveloping her. When the light clears, your jaw drops: she transformed!“What? How?” you stammer, confused. “Since when?”“I have told you before, I am the Supreme Kai of Time.” the now-adult Chronoa says, the sheer magnitude of her divine energy overwhelming. “I am the master of time itself. And if she thinks she can take the lives of two of my best warriors, she is sadly mistaken!”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 90 Epilogue End-
>>3573654>apprentice Kai,EXCUSE YOU BOI!?
>>3573682>if she thinks she can take the lives of two of my best warriors, she is sadly mistaken!TIME LOLI SENT 17 AND OMEGA TO FUCK WITH US?!?!?!?
>>3573715No you idiot, she thinks Chaya wants to kill Xeno Goku and Xeno Vegeta. Fuck's sake, she even says it outright.
>>3573706It’s been a long time coming.>>3573715Ha. And no, SKoT(was) afraid that with her power, after sweeping Omega she’d then eliminate Xeno Goku and Vegeta. Because that’s how she thinks.>>3573721After rereading, I believe we were both masterly baited. Leaving my comment there though.
>>3573724>Because that’s how she thinks.I forgot she only sees her direct opponents as cartoonishly evil.Does she just fast-forward through all the family bonding and diplomacy in Karn's scroll?
>>3573736I"m sure she saw it but just can't comprehend what those terms even mean. Sociopaths only see tools and obstacle. Sometimes they may particularly like a set of underwear, even to the point of sentimentality. But at the end of the day it's still just a pair of skid-marked trunks. Or maybe I'm reading too far in to this.>>3573682Good stuff, glad we got some more BOI perspective. I love his attitude at Chaya getting Apex.
>>3573736She's fucking crazy, a un-ironically deluded evil bitch.This>>3573753
>>3573753>Or maybe I'm reading too far in to this.Nah, that sums up Pink bitch, even so far as her old desire to have Bardock as her walking dildo, or that one time when we talked about the hypothetical version of our Freeza she got on her side, and him wondering where those wet noises were coming from.
>>3573666Did Trunks not mention how Karn is the biggest family man and intergalactic hero/celebrity for stopping the apocalypse? I don't see this Gohan saying that if that was the case.
>>3573753I'm just saying I have more of an attachment to an old shirt I used to wear in high school than I do with any of my coworkers. And it's a damn comfy shirt.I've gotten into a fistfight over it. Ah, youth.
>>3573753>Skid-marked trunksSo the only thing she cares about is the BOI when he sees us?
>>3573960Hay, I've had a hat longer than I've had some friends. And coworkers aren't people, anon. They're leeches, always sucking away at your life until there is nothing left but an angry husk. >>3573967She always complains about her job so seeing him shit himself might brighten up her day a bit.
>>3573682>trunks completely forgot the towa warning of how shes an evil cuntgod damn it Boi, theres a reason people tried too bail you out of this time patrol mess.
>>3573682Why do i get the feeling that maybe, just maybe time loli didn't set that up for trunks?It totally goes against her own "rules" and just doesn't seem like something she'd do normally, just for HIS sake.I mean really? breaking her own rules, just to be nice? What would that psychopath gain from it? Was she hoping that talking with gohan and liberating one of his timelines would recover his psyche and make him a better fighter?Maybe, maybe not. It seems really weird. Or could it have been hyoka's idea to do it in secret, or perhaps it was a towa plot?They didn't recognize hyoka, so if it's some kind of plot there has to be at least one more person in on it to fill the role of time loli, someone who can transform or was transformed such that hyoka would believe she was the real one...But if it was hyoka's idea then anyone could have filled that role, just one of her friends or even hyoka herself.
>>3574040Oh shit, wait.What if this was a time-loli plot?Some kind of loyalty test? To see if trunks would follow the time patrol directive or just do whatever he wanted as long as someone told him "the boss said it was okay"?He never once reported in and just took all that at face value... did he ever tell time loli about it after it was over?does she know about the button?No, they're both too stupid for that sort of thing, probably.If chronoa found out about the button, she'd probably just kill trunks then and there...
>>3574047Isn't it obvious why Time Loli did it? Even if she doesn't know about the button, she knows that Towa makes a much more appealing offer to many people, and she needs to keep her grip on the BOI iron-hard.
>>3574040I bet Towa plot, if Pink Bitch wanted to do that, for one thing she would absolutely have destroyed the original, and she would have it kept where she could watch it herself. She's too lazy and stupid to go through the effort of digging a fucking cave, on the side of the city grounds, on top of it being there after rebuilding the city. Its somewhere some random jackass could fly up too by accident, and one of the...."Time Heroes" would have rubbed their face over this specific patch of ground at some point. This isn't Chronoa.>>3574047She doesn't do plots, she either lies and covers up, or just doesn't mention something, but long form plans aren't her thing, like how she keeps Trunk's around as a gopher. Even when it objectively became the source of all her problems.>Loyalty Test.Doubtful, even if she doesn't know about the button, she's kept Trunks around for awhile as a lapdog, and "knows" she can control him. >No, they're both too stupid for that sort of thing, probably.Trunk's think's she's a good person, its not about whether or not he's dumb enough to question it, far as he's aware this is for being the dutiful Yesman she's required of him, and is happy with getting something for him. Its not like she technically wouldn't have done it at some point, but with it being this early? And having the door disappear, like it wasn't even there, when Hyoka is the one to open it? Far, far too odd for her to be the one to know about the password, and the location, and the fact the thing still exists. Now if it was Ace showing them, that would be one thing, Ace is pure dumb muscle to Trunk's is Yesman Deskjock, and an open acceptance she would allow it, as he is he strongest tool. Trunk's is just the symbol she has around to keep the place running at peak efficiency. I doubt either of them are aware of it.>>3574050Even after all the beatings he's had, while I doubt she knows about THE BUTTON, I also doubt she would be this subtle in testing him. This honestly sounds like a Demigra style plan, complete with illusionary walls. Unless this is Dumplin's doing. But that would be a stretch, probably only taken out of pity because Puddin told him how much Chronoa was riding his ass at work, and how hard he's been trying. One of his Towa's would have been capable of this, and Hyoka has talked to Puddin before. Its a very curious situation indeed.
You know, it’s been a while since last time, so I’m rather curious. How much of an ass beating so you think we’d give Trunks these days? He’s got SSJ3 now, so I imagine he’d put up a better fight then last time (4 times better, at least), but we’ve got Supervillain and (If we push it and maybe use the Bloodstone) possibly Ascended Supervillain. Would like to see how it’d go, regardless. Well okay, we know exactly how it’d go, but still, it’d be nice to see how much of a fight he could put up this time around.
>>3574096if hes only SSJ3 hes probably right around our strength in ascended berserk, which we should get under control at some point here. which means we can actually fight him on equal terms with our own power, which is awesome. Still though, he was warned of this exact shit of her going full zamasu with hiding power and shit, i wonder if he will finally sit down and go what the fuck at some point since best towa was just proven right. Literally in front of his face and everything.
>>3574066like i said, i would not be surprised in the least if our towa actually set this up since she did try too recruit him before, and future chaya just hit full blown bullshit levels of power since shes gone full Apex and shes strong enough too the point where time loli herself feels threatened enough too do personal battle with her, thats gotta put our towa up on high tier list if she straight up scares friggan time loli.
>>3574110We've been too busy making her a broodmother for her to put the Time Machine there. And Chaya getting that strong for Towa's paranoia does make sense, but this seems to be unrelated to our Towa.
Hey GD, we haven't had a persepctive shift in some time now, and playing Chaya was fun. Can we play as Meloka next thread?
>>3574267Well what's Meloka doing that Karn isn't next thread?It wouldn't feel all that appropriate to me to switch perspective if it's still gonna be the exact same fight.
>>3573724>Apprentice Kai TrunksDoes this mean that with enough training with her he can go Rose? That’d be hilariously ironic. DBS Trunks would get PTSD flashbacks upon seeing his counterpart in that form.
>>3573736She sees, but doesn’t matter to her.>>3573753It was certainly fun. Not for him.>>3573823>Did Trunks not mention how Karn is the biggest family man and intergalactic hero/celebrity for stopping the apocalypse?Of course not.>>3574040>Why do i get the feeling that maybe, just maybe time loli didn't set that up for trunks?Good question. Curious and curiouser, isn’t it?>>3574047>He never once reported in and just took all that at face value... did he ever tell time loli about it after it was over?No he didn’t.
Less than 24 hours until episode 91 and the confrontation with Lord Slug begins!>>3574027>god damn it Boi, theres a reason people tried too bail you out of this time patrol mess.And he didn’t listen. He still(foolishly) believes lawful = good.>>3574267Not next time, but another perspective shift may be in the cards sometime soon.>>3574333Quite possibly.
>>3574440>And he didn’t listen. He still(foolishly) believes lawful = goodSo what do you as the QM believe karn's alignment is?
>>3574441In an “alignment is absolute and objective” system like DnD? Lawful Evil. Has a personal code and follows his superior(s) orders, but has also murdered literal planets’ worth of people with zero regrets.
>>3574520Lawful Evil sounds about right for Karn
>>3574352>Still lying about Papa Big GreenThat's a stabbin.>>3574440Yes. He is lawful stupid. The fact a nerd like him doesn't know is weird.
>>3574576In a world where good and evil are absolutes, with physical embodiments to boot, yes.>>3574606None have(non-ironically) accused him of being smart
>>3574949Yeah, but that's bullshit, because we maimed the guy trying to unleash the actual embodiment of evil. WE WENT INTO HELL, WHERE THESE PANSY FUCKING GODS ARE TOO PUSSY TO GO, AND KILLED A LORD OF HELL! Damn uppity skank, her and her race of worthless knife ears can fuck a saibaman....wait, those are our kids now by proxy, that's too good for em. They can fuck Cooler.>None have(non-ironically) accused him of being smartWorkhorse is more accurate. Or and Ass, I mean Donkey.
>>3574967We stopped them because they weren't OUR evil overlord. Lawful Evil can mean being a paragon of one specific Overlord, and well fuck, Karn is a cleric of Frieza at this point.
>>3575090>ClericWe're a Conquest Paladin.
>>3575090Please, if Freeza is evil, King Yenma is the high king of evil bureaucrats. >>3575103We come with at least 7 or 8 different flavors of SMITE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5vWBPCrl0
>>3575116Yemma just does his job. Lawful Neutral totally. He keeps his head down and sorts the dead. Everything else isn't his fucking business so he doesn't touch it.Frieza is clearly Neutral Good. He's just trying to improve the universe by unifying it. A noble endeavor. Even if he breaks some less than necessary rules. He still follows most of them.
>>3575235I know perspective is everything, but Frieza is evil as shit.Dude's the definition of a tyrant even if he's our friend.I'd chalk him up as lawful evil too given that he's not indiscriminately evil despite being a genuine monster.
>>3575284Go home, newly drafted Frieza soldier #108647564908624563208731 you're high on banned revolutionary rhetoric.
>>3575367You think Frieza gives a shit about what some peasants think of him?Love him or hate him, you're still under his thumb.
>>3575432What they think doesn't matter. What foolishness they are motivated to do and waste his time with does however. How are you supposed to train when half of your planets decide to start an uprising and you have to manually visit at least one? Can't blow them ALL up, either. It's better to not have stupid rebels mucking up the gears.
>>3575452>Actually going to the worlds where the revolts are happening>Not just throwing The Ginyu Force or some Saiyans at the problem
>>3574967I was speaking about DnD. This world is less rigid, despite what the powers that be would have mortals think.>>3575235Yemma, like most other deities associated with death, are very lawful neutral.>>3575432All that matters is that they obey.>>3575452>>3575657>actually going>anyone threatening revolt once threatened with a visit from The Dragon of New SaldaKarn works as an especially effective deterrent. Except those who think themselves stronger, and want the Saiyan race’s power for themselves.
>>3575758>Except those who think themselves strongerWe call these people idiots, or target practice.>and want the Saiyan race’s power for themselves.Excuse you? In what way? Because if its Tameran coming to fuck our people, there better be the equivalent of a wedding ring on Turles hand before stepping on the planet. Not against it, but they need to be with us before getting knocked up.
>>3575787>Excuse you? In what way?Why do you think Slug is here?
>>3575817....to commit suicide? He can't steal our shit, unless he wants to try and carry one of our gravity chambers by himself, and fly off with his charred ship.
>>3575817Is he looking to subjugate the Saiyans? If so, he has made a profoundly foolish mistake.Nobody takes Frieza's favorite toys.
>>3575817Is Slug the evil half of Guru in this universe? I think it was implied that he was in Xenoverse 2 iirc.
>>3575859No, Slug is his good half, Guru is the evil half.
>>3575758>Karn works as an especially effective deterrentI'm sure England thought the same thing of its military and yet here we are in Burgerland sipping that freedom juice. Never underestimate the stupidity, stubbornness, and fanaticism behind a revolt. Even if they can't succeed doesn't mean they won't try.
>>3576059Then never killed ultra satan, or blow up planets, or win famous death games.
>>3576418>forgetting about Rome
>>3575835>>3575856No, Slug has/had Tree Of Might seeds, he is/was planning on planting it and having it absorb the power of New Salda and the Sayains.
>>3576505okay that would put him on a ridiculous power level plateau tho
>>3576505Oh did we fucking vaporize his seeds? That's gotta hurt.Well jokes on him for trying to pull this shit on one of the most heavily guarded planets in the known universe.
>>3575835Ha.>>3575856Not subjugate. He just wants to drink the planet dry.>>3575859Who knows?>>3576059Not wrong.>>3576525>>3576560His goal is to have enough power to overpower Porunga and go home
>>3576565Given that he didn't up and die from our attack, he's probably strong enough to take out Porunga at this point.
>>3576614It’s one thing to overpower Porunga, another to overpower a wish made centuries ago.
>>3576630Oh that bad huh? You'd think he'd try and make a deal with Aku or some other magical badass.
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