Keepin it fresh.If you’ve missed it, we’re playing through gen 1 Pokemon! Some silly stuff has happened - We joined Team Rocket, rehabilitated a Hikikomori Nurse Joy (and are currently on a date with her aboard the SS Annie). We’re blackmailing poke pervert bill, figuring out what our magically reconstructed hand is good for, and generally battlan’ catchan’ and adventuran’.Our adventure continues as we try to treat an incredibly ill ship’s captain...
>Rub back w/ Magic HandYou rub the Captain’s back.“iiiiyaaaah~~~~!’You’ve never heard a man make a noise like that. Weird. He comes to his senses after a minute or so.“What the hell was that? Oh well. Anyway I’m feeling much better, thank’s a lot kid! I gotta get this ship ready to sail, but why don’t you take this with you?”You get HM01 - Cut! You can teach it to a pokemon and slash stuff out of your way! Kickass.What do now?>Take Joy to Dinner>Poke around the passenger area>Write in
>>3612644>Take Joy to Dinner
>>3612644>that reactionI don't know what I expected.>Take Joy to Dinner
>>3612644>Take Joy to dinnerRemember to avoid the CLAMS
>>3612650Fuck I can hear this gif.>>3612644>Take Joy to dinner
>>3612644>Take Joy to dinnerAlso avoid clams as this anon said>>3612675
>DinnerYou decide to take a break and enjoy the free dinner that comes with your ticket. Wow, this place is fancy. Probably the type of place that serves snails. Joy gets a glass of wine, and you settle for a cup of water.The Waiter comes over to take your order.May I recommend the house special - Clams Casino? there the finest in Kanto.”What order?>Clams>Burger>Spaghetti>Write in
>>3612757Did my old forget the doodle trick
>>3612757>SpaghettiSo we can spill it later on
>>3612757>steak medium rare
>>3612757>>Write-in>"Do you have ̶[̶O̶N̶I̶G̶I̶R̶I̶]̶ [JELLY-FILLED DONUTS] here?"I hope this works. If it doesn't, just know that "[ONIRIGI]" was supposed to have a line going through it.
>>3612771Okay, good, does seem like it works, mostly.
>>3612770I don't trust people who can't curate their clams to properly prepare a steak.
>>3612762As a neet she probably relied heavily on instant pasta, let's go for the burger>Burger
>>3612757>SpaghettiThey’d have to be retards to screw spaghetti up
>SpaghettiYou order the spaghetts w/ a side of [JELLY DONUT]. Joy gets the same thing, and another glass of wine. Uh oh, looks like it’s time to talk.To a girl. What Chat?>Write in
>>3612930>Soooooo...just how many sisters have you got out there?
>>3612930How are you enjoying the evening?>also take in the scenery.
>>3612930>>3612953Yeah, that's good.>ask about her family.
>>3612930>What do you think about my fight with Blue?
>>3612953They're cousins, anon. The lez/bi Joy told us.
>>3612987I'm curious, we meet couple Joy already what is history of this weird family?
>Ask about family“Sisters? Oh no, Joys are cousins. Just strong genetics, I guess! And for some reason we all find the same calling. Not sure why I was so down in the dumbs... but I’m not anymore! And I have you to thank, Red. Really, Thank you.”>Ask about PKMN Battle“To be honest I hate to see Pokemon hurt each other, but watching you in action is amazing! You really have talent as a trainer. And the way you threw that Rattata... wild!”Joy finishes her glass of wine, and her cheeks get rosy. You both finish your meal, it was great and nobody got sick.What do?>Head home>Write in
>>3613221Go to the ships bow for a romantic titanic moment.
>>3613221let's take a romantic look at the stars, maybe on the bow
Don't forget to find a doctor guys. We do still have that concussion.
>>3613264Yeah, we should find a doctor.
>>3613264Oh god the whole date is just a brain injury dream
>>3613221>>3613238Sounds like a nice way to finish the evening
>>3613273Don't jinx it.
We should still do this first >>3613238.
>Share Romantic MomentYou head to the bow of the ship and do the titanic thing. It’s extremely romantic. A nearby sailor yells at you two to stop. Oh well, safety first.What do now?>Seek doctor to assess concussion>Head Home>Write in
>>3613322>Seek doctor to assess concussion
>>3613322>>Seek doctor to assess concussion
>>3613337Oh yeah shit, we were supposed to get a KISSU along with the date.Also nice digits.
>>3613337>>3613341When we get her home.
>>3613322>Seek doctor to assess concussion>Also to figure out the powers of the GODHAND
>Find DoctorYou look around and it doesn’’t take long to find a doctor on her vacation. You ask about the GODHAND, but she says she’s a medical doctor, not a witch-doctor.She checks your concussion.“Oh yep, your eggs are a bit scrambled. Here, take this.” She gives you an [HERBAL REMEDY], and your head clears right up! Nice.Time to get Joy and get out of here.Wait... where did she go?You ask the doctor if she’s seen the young lady you were with.“ummm, who?”Oh no...What do?>Run around screaming for Joy>Panic>Look around calmly>Write in
>>3613512>Externally: Look around calmly>Internally:
>>3613512>Look around calmly>Panic>Run around screaming for JoyGOD FUCKING DAMN IT RG YOU FUCK
>>3613512>>3613525RG I SWEAR TO FUCK
>>3613512>Look around calmly... please don't
>>3613512>Look around calmly
>>3613542>>3613512before we do anything>Ask doctor if our previous state could cause hallucinations
>>3613567No, let's NOT raise anymore flags.
>Look around calmlyWith panic building, you check around the ship. No sign of her.You start to think back... do you remember anyone else interacting with Joy?Blue, the captain, the waiter, the doctor... did anybody... oh. Oh my god.What do?>Curl up into a ball>Tear hair out>Throw self overboard>Write in
>>3613619>Lie down>Try not to cry>Cry a lot
>>3613619>FIND THAT FUCKING WAITER
>>3613627Support to find him as he was the only ONE
slap self with magic hand
>>3613619>Go to the Pokécenter and ask Joe (if he exists) about her
>Find WaiterYou track down the waiter, he’s at the end of his shift and cleaning up. You ask him if you recall a pink haired lady dining with you.He tells you he served so many people tonight, he can’t possibly remember every customer. He’s sorry.You sit down and contemplate the very real possibility that Joy was just a figment of your scrambled brain. Was Ladder-chan a figment too? What is real? Where are the boundaries of the existence!? Oh Shiiiiiiiiit!For the first time since you began your pokemon journey, you’re having a REALLY BAD TIME. Like, drowning wasn’t fun but this SUCKS.It’s getting late and somebody is tapping your shoulder trying to get you to leave. What do?>Leave>Hey quit tappin me>Write in
>>3613675>>Hey quit tappin me
>>3613675>Hey quit tappin me
>>3613675>CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN HERE?
didnt a pokemon run away, a pokemon that can controll dreams and shit and also has a reason to hate us?
>Quit tappinHey lady quit tappin me...Oh thank god... it’s...A Sailor.“It’s time to go sir, I’m afraid.”>Leave>write in
>>3613694Are you the sailor that told us and Joy to get off the prow?
>>3613694...>send out Dream>"consider this a highjacking."
>>3613694>>write inSee what's under that Sailor's mask. Scooby Doo style.
We should see if we can teach HM01-Cut to our hand
>>3613701It's just poorly drawn, he's just supposed to be holding a small life preserver behind his head so his shadow looks like... somebody's.
I come back from a fun day at the theater and what do I come back to? Suffering. I was a fool to expect anything else.
>>3613694>>3613696Help us Sailor of Hope.>>3613709RG's last few runs were to lull us into a false sense of security.
If this isn't a jape then Red is just gonna turn into this one picture of ryan gosling
>>3613694I might murder you
>>3612634Just a thought OP but maybe you should post the archive links so anons can find the older threads.
>>3613694I hate so much that this makes sense, can we just bang our head and just re concuss ourselves at this point, I don't want this dream to end
My thirst for crime has maxed out!
>Wander in a dazeWelp, your whole world is fucked up. That sweet, likable Joy was just an illusion, and along with her your hopes and dreams of a smooch.You consider for a moment quitting your pokemon journey and just getting straight to a life of crime. This shitty earth has to pay for what it did to you.At the same time, you feel a familiar presence...>Turn around>I swear to god if it’s that sailor again>Start crime spree>write in
>>3613902>turn around and kiss whatever is behind us
>>3613902>I swear to god if it’s that sailor again
>>3613902>I swear to god if it’s that sailor againinb4 it's a different sailor that looks exactly the same as the other sailor
>Oh, there she is“Hey, had to run the bathroom real quick. Where ya been? Ready to go?”What do?>Walk her home>Sloppy Makeout>Re-consult doctor regarding your concussion>Write in
>>3613985>Walk her home
>>3613985>Walk her homeFUCKING WEW
>>3613985>Walk her homeJesus that was close
>>3613985>walk her home
>Walk her Home“Well, this is me. I just wanted to say thank you for everything, Red. Sometimes a girl just needs a good guy to pick her up and dust her off, ya know? Hm... I feel like I’m forgetting something...”>Request Smooch>Say Goodnight>Write in
>>3614043>request smooch and if she says yes gently caress her with your god hand while doing so
>>3614043>Request SmoochIt was a bumpy ride but we've finally got here
>>3614043>Ask someone if they can see her
>Smooch“Oh yeah, I did say something about that...”She leans in and gives you the smooch of a lifetime. Wow! You don’t know much about this stuff but you’re pretty sure you just lost your virginity.“You know Red... you’ve been so good to me it’s unreal. For a while I was starting to think you were just part of my Imagination.”What do?>Your Imagination?>y o u r i m a g i n a t i o n ?>Y̴̬̭̦͔͍͖̾̀̈̄̊̚o̴͍̮̿͛̀͋̌̊ù̶̡̮̺̗͕͔̜̣̟̺͛͛r̶̨̝͙̟̮͚̩͕͎̻̹̔͐̌̑͆͘͠ ̵̥͙̖̤̥̱̱͓̰͆͐İ̵̧̫̱̭̙̘̺͙̖͎͎̗̾͗̋̑̀́̚͠m̴̤̳̞̮̱̣͓͊̈̕͝ă̴̡̡̧̡̪̼͈͇̯͋̉̀̍ģ̶̙̘̗̤̬̣͙͑̿̎̄̈́̀͐̎͌̊͘͘į̸͉̞̫̬̯̣̠̳̼̩͂̑́͌̉̿̉̚̚͝ͅn̴̡̛͓͙͎̤̎͆̋͛͘͜a̴̡̙̖͚͋t̸̬͕̹̹̤̙̙͍̣́͂͑̆́i̴̢̘̟͉̋ǭ̵̨̛̪̬̥̳̦̣̼̟̙͕̐͂̔͒̾̀͂͘̕ṋ̶̗̠͍̏̈̇̿̒́̊̈̚͘
>oh nowhat do?>...>...>...
>>3614111>use the infinity stones
>>3614111>Write inPunch our way out of this stupid bullshit and wake up to Joy
>>3614122This. Punch with godhand.
>>3614132Yes anon. We shall defy QMs imagination shit and find Joy
>>3614136YESYESSSSSWE SHALL SUPER SAIYAN SHITLORD OUR WAY OUT OF HERE
>>3614122Supporting this, we've kicked reason to the curb before, no reason to not do so now
>.... . .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Z84xKnOWc&t=0m12s
It wasn't your fault, RED. He slipped and fell off the Mt Silver. It was snowy. He knew the risks when he came to challenge you. You're still a good person.
>>3614111>Miss Joy... I don't feel so good
>>3614144Yes anon. Pierce the heavensI’m just so glad people find my idea good :’)
>>3614146https://youtu.be/6-rlaM-5Plk?t=183FUCK YOU ANTI-SPIRAL
FUCK ITBEELIEVE IN THE BEE THAT BEELIEVES IN UShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofREROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
>>3614146>Get slapped by your bee, buzzing at you to beelieve in the you that beelieves in yourself.
AAAAAAAAYES MY FRIENDSTAKE WHATS YOURS FIGHTFIGHT AND WINNN
We need to manifest our Godhand into a God Drill guys.
>>3614170Should we try and make Bill create something for us?
>>3614146AHHHHHHHHH DON'T GIVEEEE UPPPPP, PIERCE THE SKY'S WITH YOUR MAGNIFICENT GODHAND
>...Well this is strange, but at least it’s something. This guy looks familiar.“T̷h̵e̷ ̴p̴a̴c̵t̵ ̷w̸a̷s̷ ̶m̷a̵d̴e̶.̸̶Y̶o̵u̵ ̸w̷i̴l̷l̸ ̸s̷e̶r̴v̷e̵.̶”What do?>Inquire further into this employment opportunity>Obey>Kick reason to the curb
>>3614182>>Kick reason to the curbDO THE IMPOSSIBLE
>>3614182>Kick reason to the fucking curbWe didn’t make no goddamn pact. Mom also said not to agree to whatever strangers tell us to do
>>3614182>Kick reason to the curbAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3614182>Kick reason to the curb. THE ONLY ONE I SERVE IS MYSELF. and my mom NOW LET ME OUT OF HERE, I HAVE A JOY WHOSE SMILE I NEED TO PROTECT
>>3614182>Kick reason to the curb
>>3614182>>Kick reason to the curb
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3614182Any other day I'd be game for Missingno shenanigans but>Kick reason to the curbYOU INTERRUPTED OUR FUCKING DATE
>>3614207Anon, we aren't rolling yet.Thankfully...
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3614207NOIM ROLLING BETTER
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3614211BETTERRRRR
Rolled 88163 (1d100000)>>3614214AAAAAAAAAAA
>>3614207U sure about that one bud>KICK REASON TO THE CURBOk fuck this. Sure this guy might have helped you out back when you were drowning, but you don’t remember signing any binding documents.And you’ve never met a Pokemon whose lights you weren’t confident you could punch out.Even if the odds are one in a million, you’re gonna lodge one serious potato in this asshole’s mouth.Roll 1D1000000
Rolled 744 (1d1000000)>>3614218He's broken his limits!
>>3614182>Kick reason to the curbANY SETBACK IS A SETUP FOR A COMEBACK, BELIEVE UNTIL YOU DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE IN THE END WE ALL CAN ACHIEVE WHAT WE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT WAS IMPOSSIBLE REACH OUT AND TAKE WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY YOUR'S, ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAAAAAA
>>3614222woah that's astronomically badand also accidentalLook at that post timeI didn't even see the postwow.
Rolled 390280 (1d1000000)>>3614221
Rolled 337472 (1d1000000)>>3614221We evolve, beyond the person that we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each roll. That's how a dice works!
Rolled 465260 (1d1000000)>>3614221aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 740133 (1d1000000)>>3614221
>>3614221Everybody! Lend Red Your ENERGY
Rolled 492310 (1d1000000)>>3614221G gundam time
Rolled 721850 (1d1000000)>>3614221AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 931769 (1d1000000)>>3614221
Rolled 761801 (1d1000000)>>3614221FUGG UUUU
Rolled 491702 (1d1000000)>>3614221t-the first one didn't count!
Rolled 12767 (1d1000000)>>3614221
Rolled 964164 (1d1000000)>>3614221
>>3614221I BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART WE CAN FUCKING KICK THIS FAGGOTS ASS
Rolled 412243 (1d1000000)>>3614221ROLLING A SECOND TIME EVEN IF IT PROBABLY DOESNT COUNT
I AM SO CONFUSED, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, LIKE ALL OF THE QUESTIONSALL OF THEM
Rolled 182215 (1d1000000)>>3614264MOREEEEEEEEWE MUST DO THIS(sorry if I’m being autistic)
>>3614258YES ANON WE MUST LEND ALL OF OUR STRENGTH
>ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAHYou throw a nasty looking haymaker at this mystery asshole.But he uh... just uses the eraser tool on you?It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t feel like anything at all.You start feeling like maybe you should hear out this reality warping... uh, thing.What do?>Surely we can talk this out>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴>write in
>>3614266WE ARE GONNA FUCKING KICK THIS FUCKING FAGGOT MISSINGNOS ASS BC HE STOLE OUR WAIFUWE MUST LEND RED OUR ROLLS OF GODLINESSHE MUST WIN
>>3614271IF BELIEVING IS AUTISTIC IM THE MOST AUTISTIC MANT HE WORLD
>>3614273AAAAAASCREAM WARCRYS WITH ME BRUVA
Rolled 575676 (1d1000000)>>3614277>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴>FUCK YOU SUCK ON THESE ROLLS
>>3614279NO I AMSURPASS ME BRUVA AND YOU WILL ONLY MAKE ALL OF STRONGER IN OUR DETERMINATION TO WIN
Rolled 390352032 (1d1000000000)>>3614277FUCK YOU MONSTERGET OUT OF MY WORLD
Rolled 724534 (1d1000000)>>3614277Ah, fuck you, Mystery Man
Rolled 617210 (1d1000000)>>3614277>FUCK YOU FAGGOT WE WILL BEAT HIMMMMM
>>3614277>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buifCKc9RNU&t=2sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rolled 2820384347359698433 (1d1000000000000000000000)>>3614277AAAJWJWBSBWKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 2309452411070058497 (1d10000000000000000000000000000)>>3614277>Keep fighting FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST AFTER GEN 3
Rolled 444530 (1d1000000)>>3614277AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rolled 1497971155150389761 (1d9999999999999999999999)>>3614277TIME FOR A BUG FIX.
Rolled (1d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)>>3614277GO BACK TO THE 90s YOU FUCKING FREAKTHIS IS OUR WORLD NOW
>>3614277OhI knowUSE CTRL Z.LEVEL THIS PLAYING FIELD.
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>3614277>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴Guess again faggot
>>3614311CAN WE DO THATIS THIS AN EMULATOR
>>3614308I BELIEVE SO HARD MY ROLLS ESCAPE TIME AND SPACE ITSELF GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3614314holy shit You might’ve done it anon
Rolled (1d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)>>3614316WATCH THIS FAGGOT
>>3614324I MUST SURPASS MYSELF
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHERBEYOND!
>Keep FightingOk I see I’m really gonna have to spell things out for you, kid. Sometimes there’s fights you just can’t win. Not in your current state, at the very least.What, the hand? All that thing is good for is making bitches squeal. Cool, I guess but that’s not gonna do you any good here.Listen up - When you drowned, you reached out and wether you meant to or not you made a pact with me. Your existence is forfeit. I say the word and you return to nothing, easy as that.Calm down, calm down. It’s just a contract, really. You just have to do a little favor for me. No biggie. And it’s not like I’m gonna C̷̪͙̰̻̐̓̑Ò̴̧̹R̵̩̊͗R̸̪͆̆̔͋U̵͓͋̈́̔̀P̴͚͋̏T̵͚̿ ̷̢̛͔̺̻͛̋̄Ỳ̵̡̡̫Ȯ̴̙̞̈́U̸̩͚͒͌́R̸͕̠̩͆͂́͂ ̴̹̘̗̃́͆Ẁ̸͓̙̼̐͑ͅH̸̨̨̖̖̀̓̈́O̴̼̥͌̈́L̷̜̳̭̚Ë̶̮̮́ ̷͙͈͒́͠R̸͖̰̘͖̆͂̒Ě̷̙̖̺̦͊A̴̠̿͆Ḽ̵̠̌͂̉I̸̢̝̫͖̿T̵̮͙͖̿̏Ȳ̷̘̱̻̰͊̎.. Haha, that would be a real dick move.Just one little favor and you can go back to whatever it is you call an existence. How about it?What do?>Ask about favor>Struggle in sad futility
Rolled 995334 (1d1000000)>>3614330AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3614324I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH, I CAN FUCKING FEEL IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3614334>Ask about favorstill gonna punch if I don't like it
>>3614334>Ask about favorFaggot.
>>3614334>Favor? Why? Why would I help someone who is basically taking me hostage?You could kill me, sure, but you haven’t yet. Implying that either you don’t give much of a fuck about anything, or you need me.
>>3614334>surpass human limits>become unbound by reality
>>3614334>Ask about favorI'll consider it, fag.
>>3614334>ask about favor, alright shit you couldn't have been less ominous before bro damn
>>3614342>Specifically me. Or maybe you just can’t afford someone else
>>3614334>You fucking cockblocked me during a date and you honestly thought I'd be pleased to see you?>This better be worth it
>>3614343t h i s
>>3614334YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOUYOU SOUND LIKE AN EDGELORD WHO WANT TO DESTROY OUR WORLDI MAY BE A THIEF, A VIOLENT MANIAC AND SO FORTH BUT IM NOT COMPLETELY HEARTLESS
>>3614360[your thirst for JUSTICE has grown!]
>>3614360meant for green
>>3614367If that happened that’d be sweetI like to think of Red as a bratty kid who has a heart somewhere
>>3614378"There is a place, far from here, beyond the Indigo Plateau, beyond the civilization we humans have built, where only the most dangerous Pokemon roam, all but the strongest and bravest avoid it, and even some of them rarely return. Their wild and savage nature best all but the mightiest. But it is said that those who survive the journey will come face to face with a mountain, a mountain upon which the peak pierces the sky. A mountain that goes on for what seems like an eternity and at its summit, he waits. He waits for those worthy enough merely to face him. He waits for those who dare believe they are flawless, only to be taught how mistaken they have been. He humbles those who believe that just because they have bested the gyms, they are untouchable. He shows those who have attained the title of champion how empty that title is.His name is Red. And he does not lose."- Bluei've waited so long to drop this quote
>Do the impossibleKid, shut up.>Suggest he must need you for his planDon’t flatter yourself. You’re just convenient. If it’s not you somebody else will come along, sooner or later.>FavorIt’s simple, you just have toS̷̡̧̡̡̧̖̺͓̙͓̭͉̞̘̦̯͔̗̘͖̻̱̹͈͇̼͈͕̺̣̗̩̤̯̈́̀̉̑͛͂̊̈́̂͊̎͆̃͗̔̎̑̏̈͆͆̎̃̔̌͐̇͐͒̚͘̚͘̕̕͜͜ͅŰ̷͈͚̮ͅR̵̡̢̢̢̭̗͉̼̪̰̺̝̞̤̱̗̭̜͖͙̺͔̼̠̯͐̑̍͊̊̀̈́̑͂̈́̂̌͛͊͘̚F̴̧̩͉̥͔̳̗̳̠̭̒̍̈̉́̏̓̐͛̑͒̈́̌̉̎̍̊̽̔͌̿͛̄̓͐̄́̀̃̾̽͛̇̓̀̕͘͝ ̶̡̨͈̼͓̣̙͓̺̫̞͉͓͉̳́͂͜͜C̵̡̨̡̣̼̘͈̯̮͔̯̤̠̣̖̹̣͔̱̗͕̣͇͈͈̹̪̜͎͙̻̬̳͍͊̋̑̀́͘͜͜ͅI̵̢̨̨̛̼̠͓̜̞̣̰͖͉͙̘̖̬͆̇͂̆̀͗͊̌̄̌̂̉̽̓͋̓̄͌͐͘͠N̴̢̞̝͖̣͍̥̝̥̱͕̮͓̘͍̼͈͓̦̯̩̬͇̰͉̱̦̫͍̳̝͊̓̒̆̏̊͋̽̔͆̉͜͜N̴̡̫̝̟͍͓̗̭̘̺̞̰̦̺̺̺̳͔͕̜̬̘͈̦͎̳͋̊̾̈́̀͋̌̇̆̒͒̊͂̐̎̍͘͘̚͜͜͜Ä̷̧̨͍͙̖͈̹̖̦̦̝̻̮̗̥̫͇̬̣̜̹̘͉̣̗͓̬͈̘͓̯̰̰̓͋́͛̒͒̿́̎́̈͒͋̍̓̈́̇͋̍͆́́̾̾̕͘̕̚͝͝B̶̢̡̨̧̧͇͙̺̺̬̜̬̫̻̻̬̪̳̦̗̻̺̝͎̬͈̹̟̫̞̣͉̐͑̂̍̏̉̋̄̔̋͑̎̈̈́̎̂͘̕͘̕͘͜A̸̝͍̗̣̟̫̝̼̤̭̜̗̖͈̪̗̮̱̮͗ͅR̸̛̥̞͖͙̠̀͒́̂͂͂͑̔́̑̀͛̔͌̌͗̾͑̎̈̌́̕͝͝͝ͅRed whites out...
>>3614389It’s a great quote honestly.
>>3614393Bullshit niggerTryin to pretend like we aren’t the protagonist.What an edgy douche, I think I hate him more than ASSWIPE
>>3614393Please let us wake up on top of pillowy joy thighs
>>3614393Eat Cinnabun?Sure ok, sounds tasty
>>3614408yesGive lap pillow
>>3614408soon, anon soon...
>>3614393>He actually wants us to do the glitchMy fucking sides
>Red? Red?“Hey, you ok kid? I must have really knocked your socks off, huh?”ah, you’re back. That was weird. You wonder what he meant by ‘Surf Cinnabar’. Oh well, whatever it is you’re sure it’s a long way off and that it’s probably not your problem anyway. What do?>Say goodnight to joy>Ask to come inside>Write in
>>3614416>Reminding me of Six-Pack's ending in HitmanWhy have you done this to me Anon?
>>3614421Why RGWhy no lap pillow
>>3614421>Say goodnight to JoyAs much as it pains me, we need to finish like the gentleman we've pretended we are.
>>3614421>Say goodnight>Write inWe need to start training hard so we can beat this living edge boy once he inevitably backstabs is and tries to destroy everything
>>3614433I think we can afford to be gentlemanly when it comes to those who we like
>>3614421>ask to come inside
>>3614444Eh. Let’s give her a break anon. Don’t wanna seem clingy.
>>3614449Yeah that's fair
>>3614421>Say goodnight to joyJust for fluff, let's hold her hand while we say our goodbyes, and also get her number (just in case we don't have it already)
>>3614452Glad you agree man :) We will master the art of wooing the 2d waifus
>>3614457The number part is a good ideaKinda iffy on the hand part but maybe we can pull it off?
>>3614436we become as cool as pic related
>>3614467yesWe will become as autistically savant as canon Red(Or badass? I fucking love red so badass is cool too)
>>3614467We gotta be this good of a Red
>>3614421>Exchange number,>Say Goodnight
>>3614421>>Exchange number,>Say Goodnight
>Say GoodnightYou take the gentlemanly route rather then get your dick wet.You make sure to exchange numbers with Joy, you can now call her from any PC!You’re going to have to find some way to beat that reality guy, or at least find out more information about him. Keep that in mind to ask some smart of strange person about [MYSTERY POKEMON].OK, let’s get back on track. Just a few more things to take care of in Vermillion.What do?>Pokemon Fan Club>Gym>Write in
>>3614492>>Pokemon Fan ClubBike Voucher!
>>3614492>Pokemon Fan Club
>>3614492>Pokémon Fan Club
>>3614492>Pokemon Fan ClubThat was nice, glad we could have some nice wholesome activites...You think the President has anything valuable we can swipe?
Hey guys, can we ask LT Surge for tips or books on getting combat ready, both Pkmon and Trainer?We might wanna learn how to fight well ourselves and generally get fit. We run a lot in this and use our fists a lot, so it’d be cool if we could actually use effective fighting styles and combat tactics and such
>>3614511Also, it’d be good to learn how to use GODHAND effectively. We could throw Stuart farther and faster and generally be more powerful
>Pokemon Fan ClubYou stroll up and... wow this place looks like serious business for some reason. There’s a big dude guarding the front door.“No mask, no entry. You understand, I’m sure.”You don’t, really. You’re going to need some sort of mask to be allowed in.What do?>write in>Gym
>>3614514Missingfucko said that god hand is only good for pleasuring women. It has no combat application unless we like pleasure someone into submission.
>>3614524>Ask about mask
>>3614524Use Joy panties we acquired from bill as a makeshift mask.
>>3614524>Uh do you know where we can get a mask or does that shit have to be like mail ordered
>>3614524>write in"I'm wearing a Diito Mask."
>>3614524Use the mask we got from Bill?
>>3614525True, but our fists have been pretty fucking effective. We matched a Beedrills stingers for christsake
>>3614539I don't think we got one from Bill
>>3614549I thought we did on a previous thread when we blackmailed him
>>3614536If we don’t have a mask supporting
>I’m wearing a Ditto Mask“you’re about to be wearing a fist mask if you keep messing around here.”No sense of humor on this guy.What do?(PS you are the proud owner of a Clefairy mask you got from Bill. Starting to think I should put a spreadsheed with items / pkmn and whatever up somewhere...)
>>3614524>Use the Clefairy Mask from BillAs much as I think using the panties are kek worthy we did, you know, get them from Bill. So...yeah.
>>3614562YES I WAS FUCKING RIGHT>Clefairy mask
>>3614562>PSYou should do that.>put on Clefairy mask
>>3614562>>3614565Linking since I'm a slowbro
>>3614562>Oh ok then yeah clefairy mask go
>>3614583It looks like I’m right :^)
>>3614562You're a big guy.
>>3614562Do we have a character sheet pastebin?Could put our inventory in that. Would be EZ
>>3614598Not at the moment. Can set that up so I can update it (and nobody else can?)
>>3614609This feels like when the teacher about to pick on someone
>>3614609Pastebins can only be edited by you anyway
>Clefairy MaskThe big good lets you right through. Sweet.You enter the building and it’s the biggest, most elegant party you’ve ever seen. There’s fancy architecture, fountains, servers with expensive looking snacks...and also everyone is wearing a pokmon mask. And the men are all wearing suits. And the women are wearing.. nothing? hmm.As soon as you enter, every head turns around and they just... stare. They stare at you.Jesus christ how horrifying.What do?>Grab a snack>Find PKMN Fan Club President>Turn 360 degrees and walk away>Write in——-Gonna call it a night. I feel like we almost got anything done today ;P
>>3614609yeah, pastebins can only be edited by the guy who made it.
>>3614618>Find PrezGood night RGSorry if I was annoying you with my incessant posts
>>3614622ahh so it can be updated. I'll see about setting something up tomorrow.>>3614625nah u good baby
>>3614618>>Find PKMN Fan Club President
>>3614618>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>3614618>Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away
>>3614630Thanks man :)
>>3614657Going with this. We need more info on this shit, maybe ask Bill?
Wait, RG. Can we go back in at any time?
>>3614681I don't see why not.
>>3614688Then yeah, let's bail until we get more info.
>>3614698Supporting. Bill is a pokefucker so he might have info on this weird shit
>>3614706Scratch that he definitely has info if he had a mask
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3614618Rolling to swagger in like a boss
>>3614735You mean swagger out?
Actually is there anyone in Gen 1 who would even know about [MYSTERY POKEMON]? Like Mr.Fuji or something?
>>3614819Probably.Professor Oak might know.Blaine?
honesty I'd love if OP actually incorporated all the stupid shit from Gen 1 rumors like the Pokegod and Bill's Garden. I know we joked about the truck already
>>3614828I think OP is trying to do that I hope so tooWhat if we get the GS ball
>>3614830I can't wait for RG to let us evolve lickitung and dratini into Luigi and Yoshi
>>3614837Wait was that a fucking thing
>>3614837Also that’d be awesome
>>3614840>>3614844In Nintendo Power when red and blue came out, for April Fools day Nintendo posted two methods on evolving Lickitung and Dratini into Luigi and yoshi neither of which were true obviously but people still believed it anyway cause it was Nintendo
>>3614846Holy shit I’d love thisRG should totally do it
>>3614618>Since I already have your attention. Anyone know about a strange pokémon that seems kinda blocky, makes contracts and might have a like for corrupting reality?We should use the opportunity of everyone staring.
>>3614830>We use the GS ball on Missingno.Imagine
>>3615025YESSSSSYOU FUCKING GENIUS
Is our name 'RED' or 'Red'?
>360 degree walk awayOK this is some Eyes Wide Shut shit, time to book it.You can always come back later.What do?>Vermilion Gym>Write in
>>3615901Early session today RG?>Gym
>GymYou head to the Gym, and find a warehouse filled with garbage cans. What the fuck? Looks like the gym leader’s room is behind two massive locked doors. As is tradition, a weirdo with glasses is just hanging out by the front.What do?>Talk to weirdo>Check Trash Cans>Challenge Rocker>Challenge Gentleman>Knock on big door>Write in
>>3615960>Talk to weirdoNo reason not to.Probably.
>>3615960>Talk to weirdo
>>3615960>>Talk to weirdo
>>3615960>talk to weirdo
>Talk to Weirdo“Hey, whatup champ! Sorry I had to book it before your last bout, the place was crawling with cops. Anyway, you want the low-down on this gym? i’ve got it.”>Ask about Electric Types>As about Gym Leader>Ask about dumb trash cans>Write in
>>3616057>ask about electric types
>>3616057>>Ask about dumb trash cans
>>3616057>Ask about Gym Leader>Ask about dumb trash cans
>>3616057>Ask if all weird glasses guys at the front of the gym are cousins like the Joys or what>Ask about dumb trash cans
>Talk Electric TypesOh that one’s a no brainer, find a good ground type and this gym will be a piece of cake.>Talk LeaderAh yeah, Lt. Surge. He hides away behind that big door, and a lot of folks think he’s got some sort of PTSD from the war. But I have a theory that the room back there is more of a closet, if you catch my drift.”>Talk Trash Cans“This gym is fucking stupid. Switch is in the can second from the top left. Don’t tell anyone I told you.”What do?>Flip Switch>Challenge Trainers>Write in
>>3616140>>Flip Switch>>Challenge Trainers
>>3616140>>Challenge TrainersWe've been skipping a lot of trainers, we have to make money somehow.
>Challenge TrainerRocker wants to fight!he’s about to send out Magnemite!What do?>Send out PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3616169>>Send out PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)Dream, Double Kick.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3616169I forget, does steel type exist at this point?>Charmeleon whose name i can't remember for the life of me i'm sorry, Ember
>>3616186I think that's the next games along with dark also bernie
>>3616202Ah, shit.Well at least it'll be neutral, I guess....Also is Magnemite even steel type? I feel like it could be one of those cases where it seems like it SHOULD have that typing, but it doesn't actually get it until it evolves.
>>3616211Nevermind, just looked, and yeah it is steel.
>>3616211Pure electric in Gen 1>Dream, DoublekickThat probably would have worked fine if it had hit. Magnemite hits back, but it’s really nothing too bad.What do?>Fight (Write in pkmn, atk, roll 1d10)>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3616230Bernie+Ember
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3616230DREAM, MEGAPUNCH
>>3616237Doesn't Mega Punch require a TM?
>>3616257Oh yeah, did we get it?
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3616230>Bernie, Ember>>3616237>>3616257>using a TM mid-battlegenius ideanothing could go wrong
>>3616237>>3616257ehhh lets just say we did.Dream knocks the Magnemite oute.Rocker is about to send out Voltorb.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3616286>Stuart, Bide
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3616286Dream, Double Kick. Fuckin play soccer with that shit.
>Stuart, BideYou send him out and he just sits there, all according to keikaku.In the mean time he takes a nasty tackle to the face. Ouch.What do?>BIDE (Roll 1D10)>Switch pkmn (Write in PKMN, ATK, roll1D10)>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3616325>Bide
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3616325>>BIDE (Roll 1D10)
>BideThat’s the thing about Bide, it just works.You beat the Rocker! He hands over 700 bucks.What do?>Challenge another trainer>Flip switch>Write in
>>3616342>Challenge another trainerPersonally I would go back to the pokecenter and heal up before doing this, but that'd probably be kinda tedious for this so whatever.
>>3616346tedious for this quest* I mean.
>>3616342>>Challenge another trainer
>>3616342Potion Stuart and>Challenge another trainer
>>3616342>Go to diglett cave to catch ourselves a ground type
>>3616363We already have Dream, no need to waste pokéballs
>challenge another trainer
>Seek trainer BattleThis kindly old gentleman wants to battle!He has but a single pikachu, but it’s a real motherfucker.What do?>Send in PKMN (write in pkm, atk, roll 1d10)>Write in
>>3616451>Goro, Karate chopIf this goes poorly we can just withdraw him and he'll still get some EXP.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3616451>>3616454Ah shit, sorry. Forgot the roll.
>Goro Karate Chophe lands a solid hit, but Pikachu blasts back with thundershock!Looks like they could both take another hit.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1 D10>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3616482>Karate chop againi am a master of stratemagy.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3616482>Goro channels his inner Austin Powers for the ultimate JUDO CHOP
>>3616485Shame you are not a master of the dice as well.
>>3616488Funnily enough I am in another quest.I got locked in superprison by that quest's QM for rolling too good.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3616482Goro Chop
>Goro CHOPGoro Whallops the pikachu with a mighty chop, but it’s not enough to bring him down. Goro get’s blasted and is KO’d!The Pikachu is in pretty rough shape, you should be able to finish it of.What do?>Send in PKMN (Write in pkmn, atk, roll 1d10)>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3616525>Cheese, just fuckin' tackle him or somethingHe's probably a bit lacking in the level department, might as well take the opportunity now.>i am a master of stratemagy.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3616529Pathetic.>>3616525Cheese+Tackle
>>3616544I deserve that.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3616525>Cheese tackles the fuck
>Cheese, TackleCheese goes in for the kill but your roll bad so he sucks. Try again, jerk.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3616578>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Cheese, quick attack.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3616578>Try again, jerk. (tackle again)
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3616578>>3616580
>>3616580>Cheese, Quick Attackwow that was quick. Enemy Pikachu goes down.Gentleman hands over 2000 big ones. wow!What do now?>Flip switch>Knock on big metal door>Write in
>>3616585>Go heal first, THEN flip switch
>>3616585>>Knock on big metal door
>>3616584>>3616585Thank God that didn't count.>>3616586
>>3616586We got potions, lets save us a trip.
>>3616590Goro is down.
>>3616590yeah but potions ain't free>>3616594that too
>>3616595It'll be a waste of money to not use them, our pokemon will get stronger and then the potions won't heal as much.
>>3616600Alright. Potions then switch.
>Heal PKMN, flip switchYou run to the pokemon center to heal up off screen, then flip the switch. Convenient!The metal doors clang open, revealing the Gym Leader.What do?>Challenge Gym Leader>Write in
>>3616619>Challenge Gym Leader
>>3616619>>Challenge Gym Leader
>>3616619>>Challenge Gym Leaderi mean what else would we do besides kick him in the nuts and steal the badge, but that'd be dumb even disregarding he's a vet
>>3616623I'm open to all write ins if it's funny enough or has a little support ;0
>>3616626yeah i know, just messin'.
>>3616619>Walk into Surge's room and do our best drill sergeant impressionWHAT IN SAM HILL IS THIS MESS LT? I THOUGHT I WAS IN A POKEMON GYM NOT SOME LONELY TEENAGERS BEDROOM
>Challenge Lt. SurgeYou walk up the the Gym Leader, and he looks pissed.“Can’t a guy get a little privacy in here? I closed the door on purpose, I’ve got my PC in here... you’re playin with fire kid.”You apologize and challenge him to a Gym Battle.It’s Go time. Lt. Surge is about to send in Voltorb!What do?>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Write in
>>3616645>Bernie uses EmberGuess it's a good thing he's still a Charmeleon
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3616652Also helps if I remember to roll
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3616645Oops>Gurren+TwineedleWait...>those other trashcans
>Bernie, EmberWell, that didn’t go so great. Bernie takes a solid knock but he can still go.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3616688>Bernie, EMBER
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3616688BERNIE EMBER
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3616688>>3616691HELL YEAH
>>3616689>>3616691>>3616700>Bernie, EmberThat’s more like it! You land a solid ember on that Voltorb. Sure would be nice if he didn’t self destruct right in your fucking face!Voltorb goes down... but so does Bernie!Surge is about to send out Pikachu.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3616707>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10DREAM, MEGAPUNCH
>>3616712Here should've showed her his moves.
>>3616723*Here he should'vewtf
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3616707>>3616712Fucking rekt
>>3616712>MEGAPUNCHGod damn. Ok Pikachu falls over.Surge is about to send out Raichu. Watch out, this one won’t be so easy....What do?>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)>Write in
BTW I'm playing Red++ with a team based on this quest. Already got the main 3, Bernie isn't named because I buttonmashed.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3616742>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)We'll see about that. MEGA... PANCH!
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3616742>FUCK YOU MEGA PUNCH
>>3616743dont worry anon, we will get you a vaporeon to fuck soon!
>>3616772vp is that way >>>/vp/
>>3616772>implying Dream isn't going to rape us firstWell, if we're not careful with that God Hand, anyway.
I'm still holding out for Misty or Mom, by the way.
... or anyone who isn't like that first Joy.
>MEGA... PUNCH!Ooof, that looks like it hurts.That would probably end most normal battles, but this is a GYM LEADER BATTLE - Raichu endures! BUt he’s not looking too great...What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3616786Double Kick
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3616786>>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10Double Kick, step on the little shit.
>>3616786>switch out to cheese and use quick attackFirst post someone roll for me or tell me how
>>3616802delete system 32
>Double Kick>>3616791>>3616793One kick misses, one kick hits! Raichu catches a boot to the back of the head and is knocked out! You Win!Lt. Surge hands over 2500 bucks, TM24 (thunderbolt) and of course... the Thunder Badge!“Damn kid, that was practically a war crime. And trust me, I’ve seen a few.”What do now?>Stop by Pokecenter>Check Pokemon Fan Club>Head to Route 11>Write in
>>3616833>Stop by Pokecenter
>>3616833>>Check Pokemon Fan Club
>>3616833>Check Pokemon Fan Club
>>3616833>Explore Lt. Sturge war traumas>Check Pokemon Fan Club
>>3616838>>3616840>>3616841>going to the Fan Club without consulting BillReally?
No seriously, are we not going to consult Bill about the places etiquette first? You know, the reason why we left in the first place?
>Prod Trauma“I hope you never know what it’s like to lose someone. Someone closer than a brother. Don’t ask don’t tell, ya know? God I miss ya, Ricky...”Damn that’s actually... pretty sad.You’re not quite sure what you were looking to get out of this.
>>3616858We have to go to pokecenter to contact Bill genius. We need to use the computer
>>3616865>Pat his shoulder I'm a sign of solidarity. We almost lost our lady love too.That pesky head trauma
>>3616865>why are you always turned away
>>3616865>Thanking him for his service and gtfo>Lets inform Joys dad about our big success and heal up our pokemons
>>3616865>go to PokéCenter>>3616867The majority of votes wanted to go straight to the club, retard.>>3616878No, that's rude.
>>3616882He isn't tho...
>Thank Surge for Service / Pokecenteryeah this guy still has some things he needs to work through.You head to the Pokecenter and heal your guys up. Hey, it’s Joy!What do?>Flirt with Joy>Check PC>Write in
>>3616865>>3616878Backing this, we almost lost a waifu and that sucked balls, actually losing a husbando must be awful
>>3616898>Flirt with Joy
>>3616898God damn it I keep voting late.>Show Joy our new badge>Ask how Joe's doing
>>3616910This is good, too.
>Show Joy new badge“Oh, congratulations! I knew you could do it, Red!’>Ask how Joe is doing“Taking a vacation actually! He’s earned some time off, I think.”Damn, Joy is awesome.What do?>Keep chatting w/ Joy (Write in)>Check PC>Write in
>>3616926>>Keep chatting w/ Joy (Write in)lean in and quietly ask her what she knows about those weirdos at the pokemon club.
Nevermind, we should just ask Bill.>>3616926>Check PC
>>3616926>Ask how she's been handling getting back to work>Then phone the pervert for sex cult advice
>Ask about Poke Fan Club“Oh that place? I’ve never been but I’ve heard it’s a real den of perverts. For some reason the club president loves getting young men like yourself alone....”Ominous. You check the PC.What do?>Manage PKMN (Write in what you wanna do)>Call someone (Write in who)>Leave
>>3616980>For some reason the club president loves getting young men like yourself alone....We REALLY dodged a bullet eith that one.>Call Bill
>>3616980>>Manage PKMN (Write in what you wanna do)Leave Cheese, next few routes have a bunch of Grass and Ground mons. And leave Goro too. Take Fishstick and Shroom, we should be able to evolve them soon and a Gyarados should impress Misty.
>>3616980>Phone BillAlso see if we can buy a moustache to age us up to avoid a bumming
>>3616990>Wearing a moustache over a mask.Brilliant
>>3616988Ooh, this is a good idea.>>3616990This too.
>>3616980>>3616988Supporting this, also catch a digglrt
>>3616980"young men" Does this mean she sees us as a potential partner?>Call someone (Write in who)Mom, before she drinks herself to death.
>>3617082Why do all the older women like us(not that I’m complaining)
>>3617158The first Joy was a natural shotacon/dominatrix. Red's mom is most likely using us as a sub for the hubby. Honestly NEET Joy seems the only one who likes Red for being Red. Not sure about Misty yet.
>>3616980>>Call someone (Write in who)CALL MOM! Tell her about Joy!
>>3617287This! She ought to be proud!
>>3617315...Are you sure about that?
I came her for the quest not for incel central> call captain of ss. Anne in regards to hot and rare fishing spots.
>>3617369>muh incelsReally, it looks more like you came here to shitpost.
>>3617376Hyuck hyuck hycuk. Cant handle team rocket banter kid? Funnt hiw you made a pont to be first to reply.
I guess that was the last post?
>>3617484Yeah, wtf happened
>>3617484>>3617488OP is dead, may Arceus rest his soul.
>>3617484>>3617488>>3617497>>3617500My b, I usually do a sign off post but I just fell asleep :-0 Be back sometime tonight
>>3618006Just caught up, you are a based motherfucker.
>>3618006Thank the lord
>>3618006Just finished reading the first, second, and third threads.The Anons of Stand Quest Requiem would be have a field day with the fucking rolls you guys got.
>>3618346I know.... because I'm one of them
>>3618399Heaven has revealed to me a brother in arms!
>Swap PokemonSee ya Cheese and Goro, Hello Fishstick and Paras, who you realize you forgot to name officially.(Roll 1D100 and write in a name for him!)>Call BillYou Phone up the pokemon pervert, Bill.What do?>Ask about pokemon heist project>Ask about Poke Fan Club President>Write in
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3619143Pinchy
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3619143Doomshroom>Ask about pokemon heist project>Ask about Poke Fan Club President
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3619143Shroomy>Ask about Poke Fan Club President
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3619143Megafaggot
>>3619169Getting a decent roll for a meme name
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3619143Cybin
>mfw everyone but the meme name gets a shit roll
>>3619169The Dice Gods are just bending us over and fucking us aren't they?
>>3619183>>3619184Sorry bros :(
>>3619184Also I like DoomshroomGood choice
>>3619143>Ask about Poke Fan Club President
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3619143>>Ask about pokemon heist project>>Ask about Poke Fan Club PresidentHarvestMoon
>>3619200SO fucking close
Rolled 46 (1d100)Funguy
>>3619143>Ask about MISSINGNO
>Namn Paras>>3619169You start typing in the name but... looks like the [PROFANITY FILTER] won’t allow that particular series of letters. Weird.Guess you’ll just have to settle with MEGAFRIEND.>Ask bill about heist“Hey, it’s coming along. The security is really tight! Even though I made it it’s gonna take a while to crack into Kanto’s pokemon storage network.”>Ask about Poke Fan Club President“Oh that guy? Listen up he’s a really generous guy! You might just have to do a little favor for him. Something anybody can do...”What do?>Call someone else (Write in)>Head to PKMN Fan Club>Write in
>>3619213Funny thing, backwards that spells Yugnuf. Which means absolutely nothing
>>3619218GODDAMNIT RG GO WITH THE NAMMEEEE D:THIS IS A UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING THREAD ITS ALLOWED
>>3619218>Head to PKMN Fan Club>Believe in the Gurren that believes in you
>>3619218>Something anybody can do...>Press him, what did he mean by this.
>>3619226You know what? We've called her once at every Gym Town might as well do so here too.
>>3619218>"Something anybody can do...”>Perverts aren't people Bill, what do you creatures have to do?
>>3619246Yeah! :)Also I agree we should press.
>>3619218>complain in nintendo forums about the [PROFANITY FILTER]>call mom
>>3619258>not calling uncle who works at Nintendo to put out a patch
>Ask about [MYSTERY POKEMON]“Sounds like you hit your head, maybe you should get that checked out. But actually... some of that sounds like what a contact of mine in Celadon has been going on about something like that... maybe check there? He runs his office out of some old game developer studio...”>Press bill on PKMN Club president“I wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise! I just hope your [STAMINA] is high enough. He winks, grossly. You hang up on him.>Call MomIt’s Mom!“Oh hey sweetie! How’s your Pokemon Journey Going?”What chat?>write in (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3619278>Ask mom if she’s doing alright without us. The last call worried me a bit
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3619278I got the Thunder Badge and rehabilitated a NEET Joy!
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3619278>It's going well, beat a war vet and gave him flashbacks, tugged an old guys [OLD ROD] for fun, also went on a date with a rehabilitated NEET and got a kiss, does that mean she's pregnant now?
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3619292sure this
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>3619278>"Hey Mom? You're women right? What do men like?"
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3619292Rolling for this
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3619292Are we going to be a dad?
>>3619303I wanted to see if the rule of stupid was real.
>>3619303Mom is women
>>3619311>nat 1 dubs>no context whatsoeverfitting
>>3619311>Are we going to be a dad?“Wuh... huh? Oh, maybe someday when you get older... meet a nice girl and umm... you know...”She looks pretty flustered.Anything else smart you want to talk to mom about?>Write in>Go to PKMN fan Club
>>3619339>Does she have any stories from when she joined Team Rocket?
>>3619342Yeah actually this sounds like a fun one
>>3619346Glad you agree :)
>>3619342This seems cool.
>>3619339>>3619342So is this when we find out Giovanni is our dad?
>>3619357We stole from that deadbeat ya knowCan’t even raise his own son, has to go and fucking steal Pokémon instead of living with his MiLF wife and totally awesome son
>>3619357>We are currently in the process of potentially cucking our own fatherIt really do be like that sometimes huh
>>3619356Thanks :)Sorry for spamming evry1
>>3619357>>3619371>>3619376>Giovanni as our dadNah, that'd be too obvious.
>>3619376I hope we aren’t too much like GioI wanna be sort of a troublesome antihero in this
>>3619392I don’t know. Find a resemblance in the spiky black hair, cool style and ninja eyes shit like kleptomania and blackmail
>>3619392Also we seem to have pretty unconventional but effective tactics
>Ask about time in Team Rocket“Oh, I can’t believe I told you about that! It’s so embarrassing... But you know what it’s like. Stealing pokemon, terrorizing Kanto, fooling around with cute guys... It really was fun at the time. Come to think of it, I only decided to call it quits when I got knocked u- uh I. mean decided to become the best mom in Kanto!”Wow. You’re not sure how to feel about all that.Anything else?>Write in>PKMN Fan Club
>>3619383>Missingno throws us back in time so we end up banging our Mom and becoming our own Dad
>>3619413>Who's my dad then?
>>3619415I don't think RG is quite at Fuck Quest levels of ridiculousness just yet
>>3619415Motherfucker this better happenMy dick and OEDIPUS complex demands it
>>3619419This. Let’s let her know we don’t think less of her for something like this (were practically doing the same thing)
>>3619413>PKMN Fan Club
>>3619428Let’s do this soon too. Don’t wanna get stuck doing nothing (too) productive.
>>3619413>Got any tips on how to handle a [THRIST FOR CRIME]?
>>3619457actually yeah this is a good one, maybe channel it into some sort robin hood type justice.
>>3619413>>3619457Backing, and here I thought RG was going to say that Mom stole us from someone else.
>>3619420I hope it doesn't happen. Quests comfy enough as is.
>Who’s my daddy“Urr uh... It was such a long time ago I don’t... really... remember...”>Ask how to handle [THIRST FOR CRIME]“Oh yeah, team rocket is all about thirsts. Sorry but sometimes you just gotta quench it. Haha, I had it too but it was nothing compared to my [THIRST FOR C***], I mean heck I’ve still got - “She stops short, stares at the camera. She hangs up.Your [OEDIPUS LEVEL] grows by 1. Oops.>head to PKMN ClubYou do that. What do?>Talk to club president>Grab a snack>write in
>>3619490>Grab a snack
>>3619490>Talk to the club president
>>3619490>Grab a snackDigest the food as we slowly digest our father issues
>>3619490>grab the snack, I mean a snack
>>3619490>Grab a snack?Are they drugged?
>>3619490>Grab a snackSorry but I'm set on ex-neet Joy.
>>3619545Same but there are other anons in here who think otherwise. It's like they don't remember the cardinal rule, more than one waifu will destroy your laifu, just like in my japanese RPG dating simulators.
>Grab SnackIt’s a fancy little grilled cheese with a tiny cup of tomato soup to dunk it in. How fancy!A creepy old man comes up behind you, clearly it’s the president.“Hey son, could I ask you for a little... favor?”>Yes>No>Write in
>>3619577Could you explain the rule? I don’t really get it in these qst threads, and I haven’t been on 4chan long.
>>3619582OH GODOH FUCK
>>3619582>Write in>Are you the president?
>>3619582>Write inDepends, what's in it for me?
>>3619582>Write in: Sure Well Mr.President that depends
>>3619582>Maybe, I've already got an [OLD ROD] though
>>3619582>depends on the favor sir
>Favor“Oh come on, it’s easy. Just come a little... closer...”What do?>Come Closer>Book it>Write in
>>3619670>Come CloserBut not one step more!
>>3619670>Before I come closer I just want you to know that my phone is already dialed to the local police force. Just as a heads up
>>3619670>Wait... are you a bunch of pokemon stacked in an overcoat?
>>3619670>Lead him somewhere where no one’s around, knock him out, take his shit
>>3619670>CLOSER>>3619681Don't be a fucking idiot Anon...It's obviously 3 Joey's standing on each other.
>>3619684Wait.So Joe is Joys dadAnd there are also JoeysAre Youngster Joeys like Nurse Joy’s children?
>>3619687The real question is if any of those Joey's have punching ghosts.
>>3619692It’s all fucking connected
>Favor“Good! Then listen up! My favorite Rapidash... It... cute... lovely... smart... plus... amazing... you think so?... oh yes... ”Jesus christ this is BORING. This old dude just wants to talk your ear off.What do?>Roll 1D10 to zone out>Fake excitement over story>Write in
>>3619695What are punching ghosts?
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3619702>Rolling to pay attention
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3619702>Let's humor this old man>3619703I see...
>>3619710You see what?
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3619702>Test his love for Pokemon by showing him our brain dead rat flail Stuart2 CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME FUCKO
>>3619710Do you mean stands?
>>3619712Failed JoJo's reference.>>3619710Motherfucker.
>>3619720AhSorry my guy :(Haven’t watched JoJo yet
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3619710Great...
>>3619702>Fake excitement over story
Wait, why did we even roll in the first place?
>>3619726Fair enough, but I can't help imagine a Joey with a Gengar ready to beat our shit in.
>>3619736I rolled to pay attention.
>>3619738It’d be a sick show my man
>it... stunning... kindly... love it!Come ONNNN. He just won’t shut up. You’re starting to thing he’s gonna keep you here forever just droning on and on and on...What do?>Keep listening>Write in
>>3619758>Write in>How much would you sell him for?
>>3619758>>Keep listeningMomma didn't raise no quitter.
>>3619758Mom didnt raise no holligan. Listen to this old fella tale.
>>3619758>Keep listening>He'll probably be dead soon
>Hug it... when... sleeping... warm and cuddly...He just keeps going. You consider the implications of your handy Neck-Rope.What do?>Keep listening>Neck Rope>Write in
>>3619810>Wait, neck rope but on him!
>>3619810>Hand neck rope to the old man>Tell him it's a lasso and he should practice using it on his Rapidash
>>3619849>hand over neck rope“Ah, just like I used to catch old Rapidash... If only she were still with me...”He walks a few steps away, throws the rope over the rafters and... JESUS CHRIST....A [BIKE VOUCHER] falls from his pocket.You think that maybe it’s time to leave....What do?>Stop by Cerulean to cash in the voucher>Investigate Diglett Cave>Route 11>Write in
>>3619877HOLY DUCK>Get bike
>>3619877>Help the guy (if he's not dead yet)I mean, if we can rehabilitate a neet might as well try and help a guy with suicidal tendencies.
>>3619877>Take his hat>Check his pockets for anything valuable>Take our rope back>Get bike
>>3619877>Acquire fancy hat>Stop by Cerulean to cash in the voucherWhoops
>>3619877Check that bitch niggas pockets
>>3619898Changing vote to this.OUR [THIRST FOR CRIME] GROWS.
>>3619877HOLY SHIT>Stop by Cerulean to cash in the voucher>>3619898>corpse lootingThat's in poor taste, even for a criminal.
>>3619908He has no need for it anon.
>>3619908Never played skyrim, anon?
>>3619877>steal his wallet first then cash in that voucher
>>3619877Well that happened.>Stop by Cerulean to cash in the voucherBut hay, we got a bike out of it. Cool.
>>3619908>>3619908Not for a young adventurer it isn't
>>3619877>>3619894This.Call the police, we did nothing wrong.
>>3619877>Stop by Cerulean to cash in the voucherSo much for info
>>3619894>>3619927supporting these two. We're criminals we're not heartless.
>>3619877>Use pokemon to cut the rope. We have like a minute to save old dude life
>>3619924>Using a dead guy's voucher to get a free bike>They say that those who hear the ring of the bike's bell die after the rider lives town
Can we save his life and steal from him at the same time?
>>3619935Would it help if we just shook him so it falls out like the voucher? That makes it different right?
>>3619877HOLY FUCKING SHIT RG I LEAVE FOR DINDIN AND I COME BACK TO THIS
>>3619941>They say that those who hear the ring of the bike's bell die after the rider lives townDon't do this.
>>3619944>We steal his life from the jaws of deathTHEY WILL COMPOSE SONGS OF THIS DAY, THE DAY THE BOY KNOWN AS RED STOLE FROM DEATH ITSELF
>Check pulseOh yeah, he’s dead.>LootDamn you’re a cold MF. You take his Fancy hat. You’re not quite sure it’s ‘you’. You also find a Nugget and a pokeball with a pokemon inside!While you head to Cerulean to cash in the voucher, roll 1D151!
Rolled 34 (1d151)>>3619953>inb4 Rapidash
Rolled 45 (1d151)>>3619953Big money!
Rolled 109 (1d151)>>3619953
Rolled 91 (1d151)>>3619953ROOLLLL
Rolled 58 (1d151)>>3619953Also dont forget to clean any fingertips.
Rolled 116 (1d151)>>3619953COME ON TRUCK MEW
>>3619953Throw that hat away, we aren't dapper enough for that shit.
Rolled 138 (1d151)>>3619953
Rolled 51 (1d151)>>3619953
>>3619956nidoking is cool.>>3619957garbage>>3619959garbage>>3619961CLITSTER>>3619964>>3619965who even cares
Rolled 100 (1d151)>>3619953
Rolled 114 (1d151)>>3619953
>>3619966Theives need disguises
>>3619974No, it just doesn't work.
>>3619964ok growlithe can come too
>>3619978It's all about CONFIDENCE Anon
>>3619959>It’s Koffing! Roll 1D100 to name this round boy(Also chime in if you think you should keep him in party, and who to replace)>Bike shopYou get to the bike shop, and the owner informs you that your voucher is good for 1 [SHITTY BIKE]. Goddamnit. There’s a really [NICE BIKE] sitting right outside.What do?>Turn in Voucher>Steal Nice Bike>Write in
>>3619983>use new koffings smokescreen on the way out and switch SHITTY bike for nice bike.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3619983Wheeze
>>3619983>Turn in Voucher>Swap Nice Bike with shitty bike
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3619983Big Smoke>Steal Nice Bike
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3619983>Name Koffing Distraction>Then throw him inside the shop to fill it with smoke and steal the nice bike
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3619983>Steal Nice Bike>Name it Auwsheitz(Or however you spell the death camp)
>>3619986Yeah this, the Kantonian bike industry is a fucking scam anyway.
>>3619983>Turn in VoucherMaybe Misty knows a guy?
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3619983>name Koffing Bomber>throw it inside as a "distraction"
>>3619983>get both bikes
>>3620000Those quads don't lie.Looks like Gurren is gonna have to pull his weight and help cycle
>>3620000Backing this fucking madman, have Goro ride it then sell the shitty one off for a profit
>>3620000Changing vote to support the voice of quads.
>>3620002>>3620009>>3620013Thank you bros :)
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3619983>Richard
>>3619988>>3620000It’s funny, I got dubs then quads
>Take both bikesYou chuck Bomber through the window and make off with both bikes.Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] Grows. You’re class has upgraded to CRIMINAL. Awesome.Bomber is transferred to BOX1.What do?>Route 9 (It’s right here...)>Back to Diglett Cave>Route 11>Write in
>>3620034>Combine the bikes into a quadbike
>>3620034It’d be great if we could train Bomber to Weezing. He’s a good smokescreen and general utility Pokémon for crime
>>3620041YOU MANIAC YESLETS MAKE A FUCKING BIG WHEEL
>>3620034>>Route 11We only needed one bike for the bicycle road, why did we do this.
>>3620060Because the quads spokePlus we can get money for one of them or gift it or make something out of a spare
>Quad BikeQUAD BIKE QUAD BIKE QUAD BIKEOh HELL yeah.——Sorry folks gotta break for the night. In the meantime, pick where we go next!
>>3620078Goodnight motherfucker. Sleep tight. Thanks for running!^^
>>3620078YOU FUCKING MADMAN YOU DID ITGood night QM sleep tightThanks for running
>>3620078Route Nine your fools. We can use teleport and get out of heists.
Actually here's a question for the thread, would anyone have enough hypothetical money to get a hypothetical NSFW commission of our Red and Joy?Hypothetically speaking
>>3620429This is some lonely thirsty ass shit. I feel sad now for this anon. Life is ruff but it's mostly all bark and no bite.
I saw some people talking about rumors either last thread or this one and I was wondering if you guys ever experienced any Pokemon rumors. I remember when I was in elementary some kid tried to tell me you could clone and fuse Pokemon and then also bring them back to life. This was around gen 3 not 1 but I still remember it.
>>3620562I heard that if you gave Bill a Pokémon he would turn you into one with powerful stats and shit, kinda like how Ash became a Pikachu that one time
>>3620568Ash became a what now
>>3620470The fuck are you on about.>>3620429Written smut is better.
>>3620581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC9ZD_fwVXUEarly Pokémon was weird
Hey Ya'll just letting you know I'm taking the night off - will be back tomorrow.See ya then!
>>3622452No problem RG, it's good thing to avoid burnout
We should also tell our bro misty about our recent victories
>Rt 9Okay, back in the saddle and on to Route 9! You’re on your way to Saffron, but there’s a pretty long road along the way. You’ll have to head through the Rock tunnel and Lavender Town.What do?>Look for Pokemon (Roll 1D100)>Seek Trainer Battle>Head to Rt 10>Write in
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3624662>>Look for Pokemon
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3624662>Look for Pokemon (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3624662>Look for PokemonK.K.Rolling
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3624662>Look for Pokemon (Roll 1D100)Nat1!
>Look for PKMNIt’s an Ekans!Looks like one slippery snek. What do?>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Send in PKMN (write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Write in
>>3624696>Ask him what Youngster Joey meant by showing us his Ekans
>>3624696>bernie, ember!Pokedex works with just seeing right?
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>36247064chan ate my dice
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3624696Dream. Kill.
>>3624706Who knows, we never even looked at the darn thing ;0
>>3624717... I knew I was forgetting about something
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3624696
>Bernie - EmberYou miss, and the Ekans bites back!That looks like it really sucks. Sorry Bernie!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3624732pokeball
>>3624733>Throw PokeballNice try, but that Ekans is just too fresh to catch.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3624742>Dream, kick his ass
>>3624742>>Too Fresh.Fine. I challenge it do a dance-off.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3624753