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Keepin it fresh.
If you’ve missed it, we’re playing through gen 1 Pokemon! Some silly stuff has happened -
We joined Team Rocket, rehabilitated a Hikikomori Nurse Joy (and are currently on a date with her aboard the SS Annie). We’re blackmailing poke pervert bill, figuring out what our magically reconstructed hand is good for, and generally battlan’ catchan’ and adventuran’.

Our adventure continues as we try to treat an incredibly ill ship’s captain...
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>Rub back w/ Magic Hand
You rub the Captain’s back.
“iiiiyaaaah~~~~!’
You’ve never heard a man make a noise like that. Weird. He comes to his senses after a minute or so.
“What the hell was that? Oh well. Anyway I’m feeling much better, thank’s a lot kid! I gotta get this ship ready to sail, but why don’t you take this with you?”
You get HM01 - Cut! You can teach it to a pokemon and slash stuff out of your way! Kickass.
What do now?
>Take Joy to Dinner
>Poke around the passenger area
>Write in
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>>3612644
>Take Joy to Dinner
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>>3612644
>that reaction
I don't know what I expected.
>Take Joy to Dinner
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>>3612644
>Take Joy to dinner
Remember to avoid the CLAMS
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>>3612650
Fuck I can hear this gif.
>>3612644
>Take Joy to dinner
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>>3612644
>Take Joy to dinner
Also avoid clams as this anon said>>3612675
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>>3612644
>Take Joy to Dinner
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>Dinner
You decide to take a break and enjoy the free dinner that comes with your ticket. Wow, this place is fancy. Probably the type of place that serves snails. Joy gets a glass of wine, and you settle for a cup of water.
The Waiter comes over to take your order.
May I recommend the house special - Clams Casino? there the finest in Kanto.”
What order?
>Clams
>Burger
>Spaghetti
>Write in
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>>3612757
Did my old forget the doodle trick
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>>3612757
>Spaghetti
So we can spill it later on
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>>3612757
>steak medium rare
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>>3612757
>>Write-in
>"Do you have ̶[̶O̶N̶I̶G̶I̶R̶I̶]̶ [JELLY-FILLED DONUTS] here?"

I hope this works. If it doesn't, just know that "[ONIRIGI]" was supposed to have a line going through it.
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>>3612771
Okay, good, does seem like it works, mostly.
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>>3612757
>Spaghetti
Lotsa
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>>3612770
I don't trust people who can't curate their clams to properly prepare a steak.
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>>3612757
>Spaghetti
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>>3612762
As a neet she probably relied heavily on instant pasta, let's go for the burger
>Burger
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>>3612757
Burger
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>>3612757
>Spaghetti
They’d have to be retards to screw spaghetti up
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>Spaghetti
You order the spaghetts w/ a side of [JELLY DONUT]. Joy gets the same thing, and another glass of wine. Uh oh, looks like it’s time to talk.
To a girl.
What Chat?
>Write in
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>>3612930
>Soooooo...just how many sisters have you got out there?
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>>3612930
How are you enjoying the evening?

>also take in the scenery.
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>>3612930
>>3612953
Yeah, that's good.
>ask about her family.
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>>3612930
>What do you think about my fight with Blue?
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>>3612953
They're cousins, anon. The lez/bi Joy told us.
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>>3612987
I'm curious, we meet couple Joy already what is history of this weird family?
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>Ask about family
“Sisters? Oh no, Joys are cousins. Just strong genetics, I guess! And for some reason we all find the same calling. Not sure why I was so down in the dumbs... but I’m not anymore! And I have you to thank, Red. Really, Thank you.”

>Ask about PKMN Battle
“To be honest I hate to see Pokemon hurt each other, but watching you in action is amazing! You really have talent as a trainer. And the way you threw that Rattata... wild!”

Joy finishes her glass of wine, and her cheeks get rosy. You both finish your meal, it was great and nobody got sick.

What do?
>Head home
>Write in
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>>3613221
>Head home
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>>3613221
Go to the ships bow for a romantic titanic moment.
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>>3613238
Support
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>>3613221
let's take a romantic look at the stars, maybe on the bow
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Don't forget to find a doctor guys. We do still have that concussion.
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>>3613238
Sure this.
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>>3613264
Yeah, we should find a doctor.
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>>3613264
Oh god the whole date is just a brain injury dream
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>>3613221
>>3613238
Sounds like a nice way to finish the evening
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>>3613273
Don't jinx it.
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We should still do this first >>3613238.
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>>3613264
+1
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>Share Romantic Moment
You head to the bow of the ship and do the titanic thing. It’s extremely romantic. A nearby sailor yells at you two to stop.
Oh well, safety first.

What do now?
>Seek doctor to assess concussion
>Head Home
>Write in
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>>3613322
>Seek doctor to assess concussion
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>>3613322
>>Seek doctor to assess concussion
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>>3613322
>KISSU
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>>3613337
Oh yeah shit, we were supposed to get a KISSU along with the date.
Also nice digits.
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>>3613337
>>3613341
When we get her home.
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>>3613322
>seek doctor
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>>3613322
>Seek doctor to assess concussion
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>>3613322
>Seek doctor to assess concussion
>Also to figure out the powers of the GODHAND
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>Find Doctor
You look around and it doesn’’t take long to find a doctor on her vacation. You ask about the GODHAND, but she says she’s a medical doctor, not a witch-doctor.

She checks your concussion.
“Oh yep, your eggs are a bit scrambled. Here, take this.” She gives you an [HERBAL REMEDY], and your head clears right up! Nice.
Time to get Joy and get out of here.

Wait... where did she go?
You ask the doctor if she’s seen the young lady you were with.
“ummm, who?”
Oh no...

What do?
>Run around screaming for Joy
>Panic
>Look around calmly
>Write in
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>>3613512
>Externally: Look around calmly
>Internally:
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>>3613512
>Look around calmly
>Panic
>Run around screaming for Joy
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT RG YOU FUCK
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>>3613512
Jesus
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>>3613512
>>3613525
RG I SWEAR TO FUCK
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>>3613512
>Look around calmly
... please don't
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>>3613512
>Look around calmly
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>>3613542
>>3613512
before we do anything
>Ask doctor if our previous state could cause hallucinations
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>>3613567
No, let's NOT raise anymore flags.
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>Look around calmly
With panic building, you check around the ship.
No sign of her.
You start to think back... do you remember anyone else interacting with Joy?
Blue, the captain, the waiter, the doctor... did anybody... oh. Oh my god.

What do?
>Curl up into a ball
>Tear hair out
>Throw self overboard
>Write in
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>>3613619
>Lie down
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot
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>>3613619
>FIND THAT FUCKING WAITER
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>>3613627
Support to find him as he was the only ONE
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slap self with magic hand
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>>3613627
support
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>>3613619
>Go to the Pokécenter and ask Joe (if he exists) about her
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>>3613627
+1
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>>3613627
THIS
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>Find Waiter
You track down the waiter, he’s at the end of his shift and cleaning up. You ask him if you recall a pink haired lady dining with you.

He tells you he served so many people tonight, he can’t possibly remember every customer. He’s sorry.

You sit down and contemplate the very real possibility that Joy was just a figment of your scrambled brain. Was Ladder-chan a figment too? What is real? Where are the boundaries of the existence!? Oh Shiiiiiiiiit!

For the first time since you began your pokemon journey, you’re having a REALLY BAD TIME. Like, drowning wasn’t fun but this SUCKS.

It’s getting late and somebody is tapping your shoulder trying to get you to leave.
What do?
>Leave
>Hey quit tappin me
>Write in
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>>3613675
>>Hey quit tappin me
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>>3613675
>Hey quit tappin me
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>>3613675
>CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN HERE?
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didnt a pokemon run away, a pokemon that can controll dreams and shit and also has a reason to hate us?
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>Quit tappin
Hey lady quit tappin me...
Oh thank god... it’s...
A Sailor.

“It’s time to go sir, I’m afraid.”

>Leave
>write in
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>>3613694
Are you the sailor that told us and Joy to get off the prow?
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>>3613694
...
>send out Dream
>"consider this a highjacking."
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>>3613694
>>3613696
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>>3613694
>>write in
See what's under that Sailor's mask. Scooby Doo style.
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We should see if we can teach HM01-Cut to our hand
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>>3613701
It's just poorly drawn, he's just supposed to be holding a small life preserver behind his head so his shadow looks like... somebody's.
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I come back from a fun day at the theater and what do I come back to? Suffering. I was a fool to expect anything else.
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>>3613694
>>3613696
Help us Sailor of Hope.

>>3613709
RG's last few runs were to lull us into a false sense of security.
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If this isn't a jape then Red is just gonna turn into this one picture of ryan gosling
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>>3613694
I might murder you
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>>3612634
Just a thought OP but maybe you should post the archive links so anons can find the older threads.
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>>3613694
I hate so much that this makes sense, can we just bang our head and just re concuss ourselves at this point, I don't want this dream to end
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My thirst for crime has maxed out!
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>Wander in a daze

Welp, your whole world is fucked up. That sweet, likable Joy was just an illusion, and along with her your hopes and dreams of a smooch.

You consider for a moment quitting your pokemon journey and just getting straight to a life of crime. This shitty earth has to pay for what it did to you.

At the same time, you feel a familiar presence...

>Turn around
>I swear to god if it’s that sailor again
>Start crime spree
>write in
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>>3613902
>Turn around
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>>3613902
>turn around and kiss whatever is behind us
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>>3613902
>I swear to god if it’s that sailor again
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>>3613902
>>Turn around
PLEASE
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>>3613902
>>Turn around
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>>3613902
>I swear to god if it’s that sailor again
inb4 it's a different sailor that looks exactly the same as the other sailor
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>Oh, there she is
“Hey, had to run the bathroom real quick. Where ya been? Ready to go?”

What do?
>Walk her home
>Sloppy Makeout
>Re-consult doctor regarding your concussion
>Write in
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>>3613985
>Walk her home
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>>3613985
>Sloppy Makeout
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>>3613985
>Walk her home
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>>3613985
>Walk her home
FUCKING WEW
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>>3613985
>Walk her home

Jesus that was close
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>>3613985
>walk her home
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>Walk her Home

“Well, this is me. I just wanted to say thank you for everything, Red. Sometimes a girl just needs a good guy to pick her up and dust her off, ya know? Hm... I feel like I’m forgetting something...”

>Request Smooch
>Say Goodnight
>Write in
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>>3614043
>Request Smooch
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>>3614043
>request smooch and if she says yes gently caress her with your god hand while doing so
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>>3614043
>Request Smooch
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>>3614043
>Request Smooch
GROPE
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>>3614043
>Request Smooch
It was a bumpy ride but we've finally got here
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>>3614043
>Ask someone if they can see her
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>>3614055
Support
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>Smooch
“Oh yeah, I did say something about that...”
She leans in and gives you the smooch of a lifetime. Wow! You don’t know much about this stuff but you’re pretty sure you just lost your virginity.
“You know Red... you’ve been so good to me it’s unreal. For a while I was starting to think you were just part of my Imagination.”

What do?
>Your Imagination?
>y o u r i m a g i n a t i o n ?
>Y̴̬̭̦͔͍͖̾̀̈̄̊̚o̴͍̮̿͛̀͋̌̊ù̶̡̮̺̗͕͔̜̣̟̺͛͛r̶̨̝͙̟̮͚̩͕͎̻̹̔͐̌̑͆͘͠ ̵̥͙̖̤̥̱̱͓̰͆͐İ̵̧̫̱̭̙̘̺͙̖͎͎̗̾͗̋̑̀́̚͠m̴̤̳̞̮̱̣͓͊̈̕͝ă̴̡̡̧̡̪̼͈͇̯͋̉̀̍ģ̶̙̘̗̤̬̣͙͑̿̎̄̈́̀͐̎͌̊͘͘į̸͉̞̫̬̯̣̠̳̼̩͂̑́͌̉̿̉̚̚͝ͅn̴̡̛͓͙͎̤̎͆̋͛͘͜a̴̡̙̖͚͋t̸̬͕̹̹̤̙̙͍̣́͂͑̆́i̴̢̘̟͉̋ǭ̵̨̛̪̬̥̳̦̣̼̟̙͕̐͂̔͒̾̀͂͘̕ṋ̶̗̠͍̏̈̇̿̒́̊̈̚͘
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>>3614092
>Your Imagination?
RG...
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>>3614092
>Your Imagination?
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>oh no
what do?

>...
>...
>...
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>>3614111
>Wake up
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>>3614111
>...
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>>3614111
>use the infinity stones
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>>3614111
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3614111
>Write in
Punch our way out of this stupid bullshit and wake up to Joy
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>>3614122
support
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>>3614122
This. Punch with godhand.
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>>3614132
Yes anon. We shall defy QMs imagination shit and find Joy
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>>3614136
YES
YESSSSS
WE SHALL SUPER SAIYAN SHITLORD OUR WAY OUT OF HERE
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>>3614122
Supporting this, we've kicked reason to the curb before, no reason to not do so now
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>...

. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Z84xKnOWc&t=0m12s
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It wasn't your fault, RED. He slipped and fell off the Mt Silver. It was snowy. He knew the risks when he came to challenge you. You're still a good person.
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>>3614111
>Miss Joy... I don't feel so good
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>>3614144
Yes anon. Pierce the heavens
I’m just so glad people find my idea good :’)
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>>3614146
https://youtu.be/6-rlaM-5Plk?t=183
FUCK YOU ANTI-SPIRAL
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FUCK IT
BEELIEVE IN THE BEE THAT BEELIEVES IN US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
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>>3614146
>Get slapped by your bee, buzzing at you to beelieve in the you that beelieves in yourself.
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>>3614146
https://youtu.be/0V7aUT13qtM
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AAAAAAAA
YES MY FRIENDS
TAKE WHATS YOURS
FIGHT
FIGHT AND WINNN
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We need to manifest our Godhand into a God Drill guys.
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>>3614170
Should we try and make Bill create something for us?
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>>3614146
AHHHHHHHHH DON'T GIVEEEE UPPPPP, PIERCE THE SKY'S WITH YOUR MAGNIFICENT GODHAND
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>...

Well this is strange, but at least it’s something. This guy looks familiar.

“T̷h̵e̷ ̴p̴a̴c̵t̵ ̷w̸a̷s̷ ̶m̷a̵d̴e̶.̸
̶Y̶o̵u̵ ̸w̷i̴l̷l̸ ̸s̷e̶r̴v̷e̵.̶”

What do?
>Inquire further into this employment opportunity
>Obey
>Kick reason to the curb
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>>3614179
Based anon
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>>3614182
>>Kick reason to the curb
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
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>>3614182
>Kick reason to the fucking curb
We didn’t make no goddamn pact. Mom also said not to agree to whatever strangers tell us to do
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s013grY4zRo
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>>3614182
>Kick reason to the curb
AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3614182
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ujC7rxFVZ18
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>>3614182
>Kick reason to the curb. THE ONLY ONE I SERVE IS MYSELF. and my mom NOW LET ME OUT OF HERE, I HAVE A JOY WHOSE SMILE I NEED TO PROTECT
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>>3614182
>Kick reason to the curb
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>>3614182
>>Kick reason to the curb
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3614182
Any other day I'd be game for Missingno shenanigans but

>Kick reason to the curb
YOU INTERRUPTED OUR FUCKING DATE
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>>3614207
Anon, we aren't rolling yet.
Thankfully...
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3614207
NO
IM ROLLING BETTER
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3614211
BETTERRRRR
>>
Rolled 88163 (1d100000)

>>3614214
AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3614207
U sure about that one bud

>KICK REASON TO THE CURB
Ok fuck this. Sure this guy might have helped you out back when you were drowning, but you don’t remember signing any binding documents.
And you’ve never met a Pokemon whose lights you weren’t confident you could punch out.

Even if the odds are one in a million, you’re gonna lodge one serious potato in this asshole’s mouth.

Roll 1D1000000
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Rolled 744 (1d1000000)

>>3614218
He's broken his limits!
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>>3614221
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>>3614182
>Kick reason to the curb
ANY SETBACK IS A SETUP FOR A COMEBACK, BELIEVE UNTIL YOU DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE IN THE END WE ALL CAN ACHIEVE WHAT WE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT WAS IMPOSSIBLE REACH OUT AND TAKE WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY YOUR'S, ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAAAAAA
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>>3614222
woah that's astronomically bad
and also accidental
Look at that post time
I didn't even see the post
wow.
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Rolled 390280 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
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Rolled 337472 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
We evolve, beyond the person that we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each roll. That's how a dice works!
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Rolled 465260 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 740133 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
>>
>>3614221
Everybody! Lend Red Your ENERGY
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>>3614221
I BELIEVEEEEE
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Rolled 492310 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
G gundam time
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Rolled 721850 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 931769 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
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Rolled 761801 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
FUGG UUUU
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Rolled 491702 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
t-the first one didn't count!
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Rolled 12767 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
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Rolled 964164 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
>>
>>3614221
I BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART
WE CAN FUCKING KICK THIS FAGGOTS ASS
>>
Rolled 412243 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
ROLLING A SECOND TIME EVEN IF IT PROBABLY DOESNT COUNT
>>
I AM SO CONFUSED, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, LIKE ALL OF THE QUESTIONS

ALL OF THEM
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Rolled 182215 (1d1000000)

>>3614264
MOREEEEEEEE
WE MUST DO THIS
(sorry if I’m being autistic)
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>>3614258
YES ANON WE MUST LEND ALL OF OUR STRENGTH
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>ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

You throw a nasty looking haymaker at this mystery asshole.
But he uh... just uses the eraser tool on you?
It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t feel like anything at all.
You start feeling like maybe you should hear out this reality warping... uh, thing.

What do?
>Surely we can talk this out
>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴
>write in
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>>3614266
WE ARE GONNA FUCKING KICK THIS FUCKING FAGGOT MISSINGNOS ASS BC HE STOLE OUR WAIFU

WE MUST LEND RED OUR ROLLS OF GODLINESS

HE MUST WIN
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>>3614271
IF BELIEVING IS AUTISTIC IM THE MOST AUTISTIC MANT HE WORLD
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>>3614273
AAAAAA
SCREAM WARCRYS WITH ME BRUVA
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Rolled 575676 (1d1000000)

>>3614277
>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴
>FUCK YOU SUCK ON THESE ROLLS
>>
>>3614279
NO I AM
SURPASS ME BRUVA AND YOU WILL ONLY MAKE ALL OF STRONGER IN OUR DETERMINATION TO WIN
>>
Rolled 390352032 (1d1000000000)

>>3614277
FUCK YOU MONSTER
GET OUT OF MY WORLD
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Rolled 724534 (1d1000000)

>>3614277
Ah, fuck you, Mystery Man
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Rolled 617210 (1d1000000)

>>3614277
>FUCK YOU FAGGOT WE WILL BEAT HIMMMMM
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>>3614277
>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buifCKc9RNU&t=2s
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
Rolled 2820384347359698433 (1d1000000000000000000000)

>>3614277
AAAJWJWBSBWKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 2309452411070058497 (1d10000000000000000000000000000)

>>3614277
>Keep fighting FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST AFTER GEN 3
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Rolled 444530 (1d1000000)

>>3614277
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Rolled 1497971155150389761 (1d9999999999999999999999)

>>3614277
TIME FOR A BUG FIX.
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Rolled (1d99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999)

>>3614277
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Rolled (1d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

>>3614277
GO BACK TO THE 90s YOU FUCKING FREAK
THIS IS OUR WORLD NOW
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>>3614277
Oh
I know
USE CTRL Z.
LEVEL THIS PLAYING FIELD.
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3614277
>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴

Guess again faggot
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>>3614311
CAN WE DO THAT
IS THIS AN EMULATOR
>>
>>3614308
I BELIEVE SO HARD MY ROLLS ESCAPE TIME AND SPACE ITSELF GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>3614314
holy shit
You might’ve done it anon
>>
Rolled (1d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

>>3614316
WATCH THIS FAGGOT
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>>3614324
I MUST SURPASS MYSELF
>>
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN
FURTHER
BEYOND!
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>Keep Fighting

Ok I see I’m really gonna have to spell things out for you, kid. Sometimes there’s fights you just can’t win. Not in your current state, at the very least.

What, the hand? All that thing is good for is making bitches squeal. Cool, I guess but that’s not gonna do you any good here.

Listen up - When you drowned, you reached out and wether you meant to or not you made a pact with me. Your existence is forfeit. I say the word and you return to nothing, easy as that.

Calm down, calm down. It’s just a contract, really. You just have to do a little favor for me. No biggie. And it’s not like I’m gonna C̷̪͙̰̻̐̓̑Ò̴̧̹R̵̩̊͗R̸̪͆̆̔͋U̵͓͋̈́̔̀P̴͚͋̏T̵͚̿ ̷̢̛͔̺̻͛̋̄Ỳ̵̡̡̫Ȯ̴̙̞̈́U̸̩͚͒͌́R̸͕̠̩͆͂́͂ ̴̹̘̗̃́͆Ẁ̸͓̙̼̐͑ͅH̸̨̨̖̖̀̓̈́O̴̼̥͌̈́L̷̜̳̭̚Ë̶̮̮́ ̷͙͈͒́͠R̸͖̰̘͖̆͂̒Ě̷̙̖̺̦͊A̴̠̿͆Ḽ̵̠̌͂̉I̸̢̝̫͖̿T̵̮͙͖̿̏Ȳ̷̘̱̻̰͊̎.. Haha, that would be a real dick move.

Just one little favor and you can go back to whatever it is you call an existence. How about it?

What do?
>Ask about favor
>Struggle in sad futility
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>>3614330
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3614330
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3614324
I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH, I CAN FUCKING FEEL IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>3614334
>Ask about favor
still gonna punch if I don't like it
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>>3614334
>Ask about favor
Faggot.
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>>3614334
>Favor? Why? Why would I help someone who is basically taking me hostage?
You could kill me, sure, but you haven’t yet. Implying that either you don’t give much of a fuck about anything, or you need me.
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>>3614334
>surpass human limits
>become unbound by reality
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>>3614334
>Ask about favor
I'll consider it, fag.
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>>3614334
>ask about favor, alright shit you couldn't have been less ominous before bro damn
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>>3614342
>Specifically me. Or maybe you just can’t afford someone else
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>>3614334
>You fucking cockblocked me during a date and you honestly thought I'd be pleased to see you?
>This better be worth it
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>>3614343
t h i s
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>>3614334
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU
YOU SOUND LIKE AN EDGELORD WHO WANT TO DESTROY OUR WORLD
I MAY BE A THIEF, A VIOLENT MANIAC AND SO FORTH BUT IM NOT COMPLETELY HEARTLESS
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>>3614360
>
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>>3614360
[your thirst for JUSTICE has grown!]
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>>3614360
meant for green
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>>3614367
If that happened that’d be sweet
I like to think of Red as a bratty kid who has a heart somewhere
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>>3614378
"There is a place, far from here, beyond the Indigo Plateau, beyond the civilization we humans have built, where only the most dangerous Pokemon roam, all but the strongest and bravest avoid it, and even some of them rarely return. Their wild and savage nature best all but the mightiest. But it is said that those who survive the journey will come face to face with a mountain, a mountain upon which the peak pierces the sky. A mountain that goes on for what seems like an eternity and at its summit, he waits. He waits for those worthy enough merely to face him. He waits for those who dare believe they are flawless, only to be taught how mistaken they have been. He humbles those who believe that just because they have bested the gyms, they are untouchable. He shows those who have attained the title of champion how empty that title is.

His name is Red.

And he does not lose."

- Blue

i've waited so long to drop this quote
>>
>Do the impossible
Kid, shut up.
>Suggest he must need you for his plan
Don’t flatter yourself. You’re just convenient. If it’s not you somebody else will come along, sooner or later.
>Favor

It’s simple, you just have to


S̷̡̧̡̡̧̖̺͓̙͓̭͉̞̘̦̯͔̗̘͖̻̱̹͈͇̼͈͕̺̣̗̩̤̯̈́̀̉̑͛͂̊̈́̂͊̎͆̃͗̔̎̑̏̈͆͆̎̃̔̌͐̇͐͒̚͘̚͘̕̕͜͜ͅŰ̷͈͚̮ͅR̵̡̢̢̢̭̗͉̼̪̰̺̝̞̤̱̗̭̜͖͙̺͔̼̠̯͐̑̍͊̊̀̈́̑͂̈́̂̌͛͊͘̚F̴̧̩͉̥͔̳̗̳̠̭̒̍̈̉́̏̓̐͛̑͒̈́̌̉̎̍̊̽̔͌̿͛̄̓͐̄́̀̃̾̽͛̇̓̀̕͘͝ ̶̡̨͈̼͓̣̙͓̺̫̞͉͓͉̳́͂͜͜C̵̡̨̡̣̼̘͈̯̮͔̯̤̠̣̖̹̣͔̱̗͕̣͇͈͈̹̪̜͎͙̻̬̳͍͊̋̑̀́͘͜͜ͅI̵̢̨̨̛̼̠͓̜̞̣̰͖͉͙̘̖̬͆̇͂̆̀͗͊̌̄̌̂̉̽̓͋̓̄͌͐͘͠N̴̢̞̝͖̣͍̥̝̥̱͕̮͓̘͍̼͈͓̦̯̩̬͇̰͉̱̦̫͍̳̝͊̓̒̆̏̊͋̽̔͆̉͜͜N̴̡̫̝̟͍͓̗̭̘̺̞̰̦̺̺̺̳͔͕̜̬̘͈̦͎̳͋̊̾̈́̀͋̌̇̆̒͒̊͂̐̎̍͘͘̚͜͜͜Ä̷̧̨͍͙̖͈̹̖̦̦̝̻̮̗̥̫͇̬̣̜̹̘͉̣̗͓̬͈̘͓̯̰̰̓͋́͛̒͒̿́̎́̈͒͋̍̓̈́̇͋̍͆́́̾̾̕͘̕̚͝͝B̶̢̡̨̧̧͇͙̺̺̬̜̬̫̻̻̬̪̳̦̗̻̺̝͎̬͈̹̟̫̞̣͉̐͑̂̍̏̉̋̄̔̋͑̎̈̈́̎̂͘̕͘̕͘͜A̸̝͍̗̣̟̫̝̼̤̭̜̗̖͈̪̗̮̱̮͗ͅR̸̛̥̞͖͙̠̀͒́̂͂͂͑̔́̑̀͛̔͌̌͗̾͑̎̈̌́̕͝͝͝ͅ
Red whites out...
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>>3614389
It’s a great quote honestly.
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>>3614393
Bullshit nigger
Tryin to pretend like we aren’t the protagonist.
What an edgy douche, I think I hate him more than ASSWIPE
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>>3614393
Please let us wake up on top of pillowy joy thighs
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>>3614393
Eat Cinnabun?

Sure ok, sounds tasty
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>>3614408
yes
Give lap pillow
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>>3614408
soon, anon soon...
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>>3614393
>He actually wants us to do the glitch
My fucking sides
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>Red? Red?
“Hey, you ok kid? I must have really knocked your socks off, huh?”

ah, you’re back. That was weird. You wonder what he meant by ‘Surf Cinnabar’. Oh well, whatever it is you’re sure it’s a long way off and that it’s probably not your problem anyway.

What do?
>Say goodnight to joy
>Ask to come inside
>Write in
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>>3614416
>Reminding me of Six-Pack's ending in Hitman
Why have you done this to me Anon?
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>>3614421
Why RG
Why no lap pillow
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>>3614421
>Say goodnight to Joy
As much as it pains me, we need to finish like the gentleman we've pretended we are.
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>>3614421
>Say goodnight
>Write in
We need to start training hard so we can beat this living edge boy once he inevitably backstabs is and tries to destroy everything
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>>3614433
I think we can afford to be gentlemanly when it comes to those who we like
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>>3614421
>ask to come inside
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>>3614421
>>3614436
This.
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>>3614444
Eh. Let’s give her a break anon. Don’t wanna seem clingy.
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>>3614449
Yeah that's fair
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>>3614445
Thanks m8e
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>>3614421
>Say goodnight to joy

Just for fluff, let's hold her hand while we say our goodbyes, and also get her number (just in case we don't have it already)
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>>3614452
Glad you agree man :)
We will master the art of wooing the 2d waifus
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>>3614457
The number part is a good idea
Kinda iffy on the hand part but maybe we can pull it off?
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>>3614436
we become as cool as pic related
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>>3614467
yes
We will become as autistically savant as canon Red
(Or badass? I fucking love red so badass is cool too)
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>>3614467
We gotta be this good of a Red
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>>3614421
>Exchange number,
>Say Goodnight
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>>3614421
>>Exchange number
,>Say Goodnight
>>
>Say Goodnight
You take the gentlemanly route rather then get your dick wet.

You make sure to exchange numbers with Joy, you can now call her from any PC!

You’re going to have to find some way to beat that reality guy, or at least find out more information about him. Keep that in mind to ask some smart of strange person about [MYSTERY POKEMON].

OK, let’s get back on track. Just a few more things to take care of in Vermillion.
What do?
>Pokemon Fan Club
>Gym
>Write in
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>>3614492
>>Pokemon Fan Club
Bike Voucher!
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>>3614492
>Pokemon Fan Club
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>>3614492
>Pokémon Fan Club
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>>3614492
>Pokemon Fan Club
That was nice, glad we could have some nice wholesome activites...

You think the President has anything valuable we can swipe?
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>>3614492

>Pokemon Fan Club
>>
Hey guys, can we ask LT Surge for tips or books on getting combat ready, both Pkmon and Trainer?

We might wanna learn how to fight well ourselves and generally get fit. We run a lot in this and use our fists a lot, so it’d be cool if we could actually use effective fighting styles and combat tactics and such
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>>3614511
Also, it’d be good to learn how to use GODHAND effectively. We could throw Stuart farther and faster and generally be more powerful
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>Pokemon Fan Club
You stroll up and... wow this place looks like serious business for some reason. There’s a big dude guarding the front door.
“No mask, no entry. You understand, I’m sure.”
You don’t, really. You’re going to need some sort of mask to be allowed in.

What do?
>write in
>Gym
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>>3614514
Missingfucko said that god hand is only good for pleasuring women. It has no combat application unless we like pleasure someone into submission.
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>>3614524
>Ask about mask
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>>3614524
Use Joy panties we acquired from bill as a makeshift mask.
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>>3614524
>Uh do you know where we can get a mask or does that shit have to be like mail ordered
>>
>>3614524
>write in
"I'm wearing a Diito Mask."
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>>3614524
Use the mask we got from Bill?
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>>3614536
supporting
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>>3614525
True, but our fists have been pretty fucking effective. We matched a Beedrills stingers for christsake
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>>3614536
Yes
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>>3614539
I don't think we got one from Bill
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>>3614549
I thought we did on a previous thread when we blackmailed him
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>>3614536
If we don’t have a mask supporting
>>
>I’m wearing a Ditto Mask
“you’re about to be wearing a fist mask if you keep messing around here.”
No sense of humor on this guy.

What do?
(PS you are the proud owner of a Clefairy mask you got from Bill. Starting to think I should put a spreadsheed with items / pkmn and whatever up somewhere...)
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>>3614524
>Use the Clefairy Mask from Bill
As much as I think using the panties are kek worthy we did, you know, get them from Bill. So...yeah.
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>>3614562
YES I WAS FUCKING RIGHT
>Clefairy mask
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>>3614562
Fiiinnne
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>>3614562
>PS
You should do that.
>put on Clefairy mask
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>>3614562
>>3614565
Linking since I'm a slowbro
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>>3614562
>Oh ok then yeah clefairy mask go
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>>3614583
It looks like I’m right :^)
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>>3614562
You're a big guy.
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>>3614562
Do we have a character sheet pastebin?
Could put our inventory in that. Would be EZ
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>>3614598
Not at the moment.
Can set that up so I can update it (and nobody else can?)
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>>3614609
This feels like when the teacher about to pick on someone
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>>3614609
Pastebins can only be edited by you anyway
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>Clefairy Mask
The big good lets you right through. Sweet.
You enter the building and it’s the biggest, most elegant party you’ve ever seen. There’s fancy architecture, fountains, servers with expensive looking snacks...
and also everyone is wearing a pokmon mask. And the men are all wearing suits. And the women are wearing.. nothing? hmm.

As soon as you enter, every head turns around and they just... stare. They stare at you.
Jesus christ how horrifying.

What do?

>Grab a snack
>Find PKMN Fan Club President
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>Write in

——-
Gonna call it a night. I feel like we almost got anything done today ;P
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>>3614591
for you
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>>3614609
yeah, pastebins can only be edited by the guy who made it.
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>>3614618
>Find Prez

Good night RG
Sorry if I was annoying you with my incessant posts
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>>3614622
ahh so it can be updated. I'll see about setting something up tomorrow.

>>3614625
nah u good baby
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>>3614618
>>Find PKMN Fan Club President
>>
>>3614618
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>3614618
>Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away
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>>3614657
This
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>>3614630
Thanks man :)
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>>3614657
Going with this. We need more info on this shit, maybe ask Bill?
>>
Wait, RG. Can we go back in at any time?
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>>3614681
I don't see why not.
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>>3614688
Then yeah, let's bail until we get more info.
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>>3614698
Supporting. Bill is a pokefucker so he might have info on this weird shit
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>>3614706
Scratch that he definitely has info if he had a mask
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3614618
Rolling to swagger in like a boss
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>>3614735
You mean swagger out?
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>>3614735
Nice roll
>>
Actually is there anyone in Gen 1 who would even know about [MYSTERY POKEMON]? Like Mr.Fuji or something?
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>>3614819
Probably.
Professor Oak might know.
Blaine?
>>
honesty I'd love if OP actually incorporated all the stupid shit from Gen 1 rumors like the Pokegod and Bill's Garden. I know we joked about the truck already
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>>3614828
I think OP is trying to do that
I hope so too
What if we get the GS ball
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>>3614830
I can't wait for RG to let us evolve lickitung and dratini into Luigi and Yoshi
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>>3614837
Wait was that a fucking thing
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>>3614837
Also that’d be awesome
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>>3614840
>>3614844
In Nintendo Power when red and blue came out, for April Fools day Nintendo posted two methods on evolving Lickitung and Dratini into Luigi and yoshi neither of which were true obviously but people still believed it anyway cause it was Nintendo
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>>3614846
Holy shit I’d love this
RG should totally do it
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>>3614618
>Since I already have your attention. Anyone know about a strange pokémon that seems kinda blocky, makes contracts and might have a like for corrupting reality?

We should use the opportunity of everyone staring.
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>>3614830
>We use the GS ball on Missingno.
Imagine
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>>3615025
YESSSSS
YOU FUCKING GENIUS
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>>3614901
Good idea
>>
Is our name 'RED' or 'Red'?
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>>3615339
yes
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>>3615340
Fair enough.
>>
>360 degree walk away
OK this is some Eyes Wide Shut shit, time to book it.
You can always come back later.
What do?
>Vermilion Gym
>Write in
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>>3615901
>Vermilion Gym
>>
>>3615901
>Vermilion Gym
>>
>>3615901
Gym
>>
>>3615901
Early session today RG?
>Gym
>>
>Gym
You head to the Gym, and find a warehouse filled with garbage cans. What the fuck? Looks like the gym leader’s room is behind two massive locked doors. As is tradition, a weirdo with glasses is just hanging out by the front.
What do?
>Talk to weirdo
>Check Trash Cans
>Challenge Rocker
>Challenge Gentleman
>Knock on big door
>Write in
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>>3615960
>Talk to weirdo
No reason not to.
Probably.
>>
>>3615960
>Talk to weirdo
>>
>>3615960
>Talk to weirdo
>>
>>3615960
>>Talk to weirdo
>>
>>3615960
>talk to weirdo
>>
>Talk to Weirdo
“Hey, whatup champ! Sorry I had to book it before your last bout, the place was crawling with cops. Anyway, you want the low-down on this gym? i’ve got it.”

>Ask about Electric Types
>As about Gym Leader
>Ask about dumb trash cans
>Write in
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>>3616057
>ask about electric types
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>>3616057
>all three
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>>3616057
>>Ask about dumb trash cans
>>
>>3616057
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask about dumb trash cans
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>>3616057
>Ask if all weird glasses guys at the front of the gym are cousins like the Joys or what
>Ask about dumb trash cans
>>
>Talk Electric Types
Oh that one’s a no brainer, find a good ground type and this gym will be a piece of cake.
>Talk Leader
Ah yeah, Lt. Surge. He hides away behind that big door, and a lot of folks think he’s got some sort of PTSD from the war. But I have a theory that the room back there is more of a closet, if you catch my drift.”
>Talk Trash Cans
“This gym is fucking stupid. Switch is in the can second from the top left. Don’t tell anyone I told you.”

What do?
>Flip Switch
>Challenge Trainers
>Write in
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>>3616140
>Challenge Trainers
>>
>>3616140
>Challenge Trainers
>>
>>3616140
>>Flip Switch
>>Challenge Trainers
>>
>>3616140
>>Challenge Trainers
We've been skipping a lot of trainers, we have to make money somehow.
>>
>Challenge Trainer
Rocker wants to fight!
he’s about to send out Magnemite!
What do?
>Send out PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3616169
>>Send out PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
Dream, Double Kick.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3616169
I forget, does steel type exist at this point?
>Charmeleon whose name i can't remember for the life of me i'm sorry, Ember
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>>3616186
I think that's the next games along with dark also bernie
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>>3616202
Ah, shit.
Well at least it'll be neutral, I guess.

...Also is Magnemite even steel type? I feel like it could be one of those cases where it seems like it SHOULD have that typing, but it doesn't actually get it until it evolves.
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>>3616211
Nevermind, just looked, and yeah it is steel.
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>>3616211
Pure electric in Gen 1

>Dream, Doublekick
That probably would have worked fine if it had hit. Magnemite hits back, but it’s really nothing too bad.
What do?
>Fight (Write in pkmn, atk, roll 1d10)
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3616230
Bernie+Ember
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3616230
DREAM, MEGAPUNCH
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>>3616237
Doesn't Mega Punch require a TM?
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>>3616257
Oh yeah, did we get it?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3616230
>Bernie, Ember

>>3616237
>>3616257
>using a TM mid-battle
genius idea
nothing could go wrong
>>
>>3616237
>>3616257
ehhh lets just say we did.
Dream knocks the Magnemite oute.
Rocker is about to send out Voltorb.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3616286
>Stuart, Bide
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3616286
Dream, Double Kick. Fuckin play soccer with that shit.
>>
>Stuart, Bide
You send him out and he just sits there, all according to keikaku.
In the mean time he takes a nasty tackle to the face. Ouch.
What do?
>BIDE (Roll 1D10)
>Switch pkmn (Write in PKMN, ATK, roll1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3616325
>Bide
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3616325
>>BIDE (Roll 1D10)
>>
>Bide
That’s the thing about Bide, it just works.
You beat the Rocker! He hands over 700 bucks.
What do?
>Challenge another trainer
>Flip switch
>Write in
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>>3616342
>Challenge another trainer
Personally I would go back to the pokecenter and heal up before doing this, but that'd probably be kinda tedious for this so whatever.
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>>3616346
tedious for this quest* I mean.
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>>3616342
>>Challenge another trainer
>>
>>3616342
Potion Stuart and
>Challenge another trainer
>>
>>3616342
>Go to diglett cave to catch ourselves a ground type
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>>3616363
We already have Dream, no need to waste pokéballs
>>
>challenge another trainer
>>
>>3616342
>Flip switch
>>
>>3616342
>Flip switch
>>
>Seek trainer Battle
This kindly old gentleman wants to battle!
He has but a single pikachu, but it’s a real motherfucker.
What do?
>Send in PKMN (write in pkm, atk, roll 1d10)
>Write in
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>>3616451
>Goro, Karate chop
If this goes poorly we can just withdraw him and he'll still get some EXP.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3616451
>>3616454
Ah shit, sorry. Forgot the roll.
>>
>Goro Karate Chop
he lands a solid hit, but Pikachu blasts back with thundershock!
Looks like they could both take another hit.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1 D10
>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3616482
>Karate chop again
i am a master of stratemagy.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3616482
>Goro channels his inner Austin Powers for the ultimate JUDO CHOP
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>>3616485
Shame you are not a master of the dice as well.
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>>3616488
Funnily enough I am in another quest.
I got locked in superprison by that quest's QM for rolling too good.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3616482
Goro Chop
>>
>Goro CHOP
Goro Whallops the pikachu with a mighty chop, but it’s not enough to bring him down.
Goro get’s blasted and is KO’d!
The Pikachu is in pretty rough shape, you should be able to finish it of.
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in pkmn, atk, roll 1d10)
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3616525
>Cheese, just fuckin' tackle him or something
He's probably a bit lacking in the level department, might as well take the opportunity now.
>i am a master of stratemagy.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3616529
Pathetic.

>>3616525
Cheese+Tackle
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>>3616544
I deserve that.
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>>3616525
oop
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3616525
>Cheese tackles the fuck
>>
>Cheese, Tackle
Cheese goes in for the kill but your roll bad so he sucks. Try again, jerk.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3616578
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Cheese, quick attack.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3616578
>Try again, jerk. (tackle again)
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3616578
>>3616580
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>>3616580
>Cheese, Quick Attack
wow that was quick. Enemy Pikachu goes down.
Gentleman hands over 2000 big ones. wow!
What do now?
>Flip switch
>Knock on big metal door
>Write in
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>>3616585
>Go heal first, THEN flip switch
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>>3616585
>>Knock on big metal door
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>>3616584
>>3616585
Thank God that didn't count.
>>3616586
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>>3616586
We got potions, lets save us a trip.
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>>3616590
Goro is down.
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>>3616590
yeah but potions ain't free
>>3616594
that too
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>>3616595
It'll be a waste of money to not use them, our pokemon will get stronger and then the potions won't heal as much.
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>>3616600
Alright. Potions then switch.
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>Heal PKMN, flip switch
You run to the pokemon center to heal up off screen, then flip the switch. Convenient!
The metal doors clang open, revealing the Gym Leader.
What do?
>Challenge Gym Leader
>Write in
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>>3616619
>Challenge Gym Leader
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>>3616619
>>Challenge Gym Leader
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>>3616619
>>Challenge Gym Leader
i mean what else would we do besides kick him in the nuts and steal the badge, but that'd be dumb even disregarding he's a vet
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>>3616623
I'm open to all write ins if it's funny enough or has a little support ;0
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>>3616626
yeah i know, just messin'.
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>>3616619
>Walk into Surge's room and do our best drill sergeant impression
WHAT IN SAM HILL IS THIS MESS LT? I THOUGHT I WAS IN A POKEMON GYM NOT SOME LONELY TEENAGERS BEDROOM
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>Challenge Lt. Surge
You walk up the the Gym Leader, and he looks pissed.
“Can’t a guy get a little privacy in here? I closed the door on purpose, I’ve got my PC in here... you’re playin with fire kid.”
You apologize and challenge him to a Gym Battle.
It’s Go time. Lt. Surge is about to send in Voltorb!
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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>>3616645
>Bernie uses Ember
Guess it's a good thing he's still a Charmeleon
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3616652
Also helps if I remember to roll
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3616645
Oops
>Gurren+Twineedle
Wait...
>those other trashcans
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>Bernie, Ember
Well, that didn’t go so great. Bernie takes a solid knock but he can still go.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3616688
>Bernie, EMBER
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3616688
BERNIE EMBER
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3616688
>>3616691
HELL YEAH
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>>3616689
>>3616691
>>3616700
>Bernie, Ember
That’s more like it! You land a solid ember on that Voltorb. Sure would be nice if he didn’t self destruct right in your fucking face!
Voltorb goes down... but so does Bernie!
Surge is about to send out Pikachu.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3616707
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
DREAM, MEGAPUNCH
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>>3616712
BTFO
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>>3616712
Here should've showed her his moves.
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>>3616723
*Here he should've
wtf
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3616707
>>3616712
Fucking rekt
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>>3616712
>MEGAPUNCH
God damn. Ok Pikachu falls over.
Surge is about to send out Raichu. Watch out, this one won’t be so easy....
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Write in
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BTW I'm playing Red++ with a team based on this quest. Already got the main 3, Bernie isn't named because I buttonmashed.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3616742
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
We'll see about that. MEGA... PANCH!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3616742
>FUCK YOU MEGA PUNCH
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>>3616743
dont worry anon, we will get you a vaporeon to fuck soon!
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>>3616772
vp is that way >>>/vp/
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>>3616772
>implying Dream isn't going to rape us first
Well, if we're not careful with that God Hand, anyway.
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I'm still holding out for Misty or Mom, by the way.
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... or anyone who isn't like that first Joy.
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>MEGA... PUNCH!
Ooof, that looks like it hurts.
That would probably end most normal battles, but this is a GYM LEADER BATTLE - Raichu endures! BUt he’s not looking too great...
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3616786
Double Kick
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3616786
>>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10
Double Kick, step on the little shit.
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>>3616786

>switch out to cheese and use quick attack
First post someone roll for me or tell me how
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>>3616802
Press Control+W
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>>3616802
delete system 32
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>Double Kick
>>3616791
>>3616793
One kick misses, one kick hits!
Raichu catches a boot to the back of the head and is knocked out! You Win!
Lt. Surge hands over 2500 bucks, TM24 (thunderbolt) and of course... the Thunder Badge!

“Damn kid, that was practically a war crime. And trust me, I’ve seen a few.”

What do now?
>Stop by Pokecenter
>Check Pokemon Fan Club
>Head to Route 11
>Write in
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>>3616833
>Stop by Pokecenter
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>>3616833
>>Check Pokemon Fan Club
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>>3616833
>Check Pokemon Fan Club
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>>3616833
>Explore Lt. Sturge war traumas
>Check Pokemon Fan Club
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>>3616841
Seconding
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>>3616838
>>3616840
>>3616841
>going to the Fan Club without consulting Bill
Really?
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>>3616802
dice+1d10
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No seriously, are we not going to consult Bill about the places etiquette first? You know, the reason why we left in the first place?
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>Prod Trauma
“I hope you never know what it’s like to lose someone. Someone closer than a brother. Don’t ask don’t tell, ya know? God I miss ya, Ricky...”

Damn that’s actually... pretty sad.
You’re not quite sure what you were looking to get out of this.
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>>3616858
We have to go to pokecenter to contact Bill genius. We need to use the computer
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>>3616865
>Pat his shoulder I'm a sign of solidarity. We almost lost our lady love too.

That pesky head trauma
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>>3616865
>why are you always turned away
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>>3616865
>Thanking him for his service and gtfo

>Lets inform Joys dad about our big success and heal up our pokemons
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>>3616865
>go to PokéCenter

>>3616867
The majority of votes wanted to go straight to the club, retard.

>>3616878
No, that's rude.
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>>3616882
He isn't tho...
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>>3616885
This.
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>Thank Surge for Service / Pokecenter
yeah this guy still has some things he needs to work through.
You head to the Pokecenter and heal your guys up. Hey, it’s Joy!
What do?
>Flirt with Joy
>Check PC
>Write in
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>>3616865
>>3616878
Backing this, we almost lost a waifu and that sucked balls, actually losing a husbando must be awful
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>>3616898
>Flirt with Joy
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>>3616898
God damn it I keep voting late.

>Show Joy our new badge
>Ask how Joe's doing
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>>3616898
>>Check PC
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>>3616910
This is good, too.
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>>3616910
Supporting
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>Show Joy new badge
“Oh, congratulations! I knew you could do it, Red!’
>Ask how Joe is doing
“Taking a vacation actually! He’s earned some time off, I think.”

Damn, Joy is awesome.
What do?
>Keep chatting w/ Joy (Write in)
>Check PC
>Write in
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>>3616926
>>Keep chatting w/ Joy (Write in)
lean in and quietly ask her what she knows about those weirdos at the pokemon club.
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>>3616926
>>Check PC
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>>3616926
>Check PC
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Nevermind, we should just ask Bill.

>>3616926
>Check PC
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>>3616926
>Ask how she's been handling getting back to work
>Then phone the pervert for sex cult advice
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>>3616969
Supporting
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>Ask about Poke Fan Club
“Oh that place? I’ve never been but I’ve heard it’s a real den of perverts. For some reason the club president loves getting young men like yourself alone....”
Ominous.
You check the PC.
What do?
>Manage PKMN (Write in what you wanna do)
>Call someone (Write in who)
>Leave
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>>3616980
>For some reason the club president loves getting young men like yourself alone....
We REALLY dodged a bullet eith that one.
>Call Bill
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>>3616980
>>Manage PKMN (Write in what you wanna do)
Leave Cheese, next few routes have a bunch of Grass and Ground mons. And leave Goro too. Take Fishstick and Shroom, we should be able to evolve them soon and a Gyarados should impress Misty.
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>>3616980
>Phone Bill
Also see if we can buy a moustache to age us up to avoid a bumming
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>>3616990
>Wearing a moustache over a mask.
Brilliant
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>>3616988
Ooh, this is a good idea.

>>3616990
This too.
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>>3616980
>>3616988
Supporting this, also catch a digglrt
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>>3616980
"young men" Does this mean she sees us as a potential partner?
>Call someone (Write in who)
Mom, before she drinks herself to death.
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>>3617082
Why do all the older women like us
(not that I’m complaining)
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>>3617158
The first Joy was a natural shotacon/dominatrix. Red's mom is most likely using us as a sub for the hubby. Honestly NEET Joy seems the only one who likes Red for being Red. Not sure about Misty yet.
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>>3616980
>>Call someone (Write in who)
CALL MOM! Tell her about Joy!
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>>3617287
This! She ought to be proud!
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>>3617315
...
Are you sure about that?
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I came her for the quest not for incel central
> call captain of ss. Anne in regards to hot and rare fishing spots.
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>>3617369
>muh incels
Really, it looks more like you came here to shitpost.
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>>3617376
Hyuck hyuck hycuk. Cant handle team rocket banter kid? Funnt hiw you made a pont to be first to reply.
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>>3617369
Faggot
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I guess that was the last post?
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>>3617484
Yeah, wtf happened
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>>3617484
>>3617488
OP is dead, may Arceus rest his soul.
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>>3617497
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D’:
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>>3617484
>>3617488
>>3617497
>>3617500

My b, I usually do a sign off post but I just fell asleep :-0

Be back sometime tonight
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>>3618006
Just caught up, you are a based motherfucker.
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>>3618006
Thank the lord
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>>3618006
Just finished reading the first, second, and third threads.
The Anons of Stand Quest Requiem would be have a field day with the fucking rolls you guys got.
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>>3618346
I know.... because I'm one of them
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>>3618399
Heaven has revealed to me a brother in arms!
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>Swap Pokemon
See ya Cheese and Goro, Hello Fishstick and Paras, who you realize you forgot to name officially.
(Roll 1D100 and write in a name for him!)

>Call Bill
You Phone up the pokemon pervert, Bill.

What do?
>Ask about pokemon heist project
>Ask about Poke Fan Club President
>Write in
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3619143
Pinchy
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3619143
Doomshroom
>Ask about pokemon heist project
>Ask about Poke Fan Club President
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3619143
Shroomy
>Ask about Poke Fan Club President
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3619143
Megafaggot
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>>3619169
Getting a decent roll for a meme name
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3619143
Cybin
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>mfw everyone but the meme name gets a shit roll
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>>3619169
The Dice Gods are just bending us over and fucking us aren't they?
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>>3619183
>>3619184
Sorry bros :(
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>>3619184
Also I like Doomshroom
Good choice
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>>3619143
>Ask about Poke Fan Club President
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3619143
>>Ask about pokemon heist project
>>Ask about Poke Fan Club President
HarvestMoon
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>>3619200
SO fucking close
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>>3619200
Almost.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

Funguy
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>>3619143
>Ask about MISSINGNO
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>Namn Paras
>>3619169
You start typing in the name but... looks like the [PROFANITY FILTER] won’t allow that particular series of letters. Weird.
Guess you’ll just have to settle with MEGAFRIEND.

>Ask bill about heist
“Hey, it’s coming along. The security is really tight! Even though I made it it’s gonna take a while to crack into Kanto’s pokemon storage network.”

>Ask about Poke Fan Club President

“Oh that guy? Listen up he’s a really generous guy! You might just have to do a little favor for him. Something anybody can do...”

What do?
>Call someone else (Write in)
>Head to PKMN Fan Club
>Write in
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>>3619213
Funny thing, backwards that spells Yugnuf. Which means absolutely nothing
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>>3619218
GODDAMNIT RG GO WITH THE NAMMEEEE D:
THIS IS A UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING THREAD ITS ALLOWED
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>>3619218
>Head to PKMN Fan Club
>Believe in the Gurren that believes in you
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>>3619218
>Call Mom?
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>>3619218
>Something anybody can do...
>Press him, what did he mean by this.
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>>3619226
You know what? We've called her once at every Gym Town might as well do so here too.
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>>3619218
>"Something anybody can do...”
>Perverts aren't people Bill, what do you creatures have to do?
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>>3619246
Yeah! :)
Also I agree we should press.
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>>3619218
>complain in nintendo forums about the [PROFANITY FILTER]
>call mom
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>>3619258
>not calling uncle who works at Nintendo to put out a patch
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>Ask about [MYSTERY POKEMON]
“Sounds like you hit your head, maybe you should get that checked out. But actually... some of that sounds like what a contact of mine in Celadon has been going on about something like that... maybe check there? He runs his office out of some old game developer studio...”

>Press bill on PKMN Club president
“I wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise! I just hope your [STAMINA] is high enough. He winks, grossly. You hang up on him.

>Call Mom
It’s Mom!
“Oh hey sweetie! How’s your Pokemon Journey Going?”
What chat?
>write in (Roll 1D100)
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3619278
>Ask mom if she’s doing alright without us. The last call worried me a bit
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3619278
I got the Thunder Badge and rehabilitated a NEET Joy!
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3619278
>It's going well, beat a war vet and gave him flashbacks, tugged an old guys [OLD ROD] for fun, also went on a date with a rehabilitated NEET and got a kiss, does that mean she's pregnant now?
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3619292
sure this
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3619278
>"Hey Mom? You're women right? What do men like?"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3619292
Rolling for this
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>>3619296
wat
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3619292
Are we going to be a dad?
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>>3619303
I wanted to see if the rule of stupid was real.
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>>3619303
Mom is women
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>>3619311
>nat 1 dubs
>no context whatsoever
fitting
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>>3619313
what?
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>>3619311
>Are we going to be a dad?
“Wuh... huh? Oh, maybe someday when you get older... meet a nice girl and umm... you know...”
She looks pretty flustered.

Anything else smart you want to talk to mom about?
>Write in
>Go to PKMN fan Club
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>>3619339
>Does she have any stories from when she joined Team Rocket?
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>>3619342
Yeah actually this sounds like a fun one
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>>3619342
Supporting
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>>3619346
Glad you agree :)
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>>3619342
This seems cool.
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>>3619339
>>3619342
So is this when we find out Giovanni is our dad?
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>>3619349
:))))))
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>>3619357
We stole from that deadbeat ya know
Can’t even raise his own son, has to go and fucking steal Pokémon instead of living with his MiLF wife and totally awesome son
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>>3619357
>We are currently in the process of potentially cucking our own father
It really do be like that sometimes huh
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>>3619356
Thanks :)

Sorry for spamming evry1
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>>3619357
>>3619371
>>3619376
>Giovanni as our dad
Nah, that'd be too obvious.
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>>3619376
I hope we aren’t too much like Gio
I wanna be sort of a troublesome antihero in this
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>>3619383
Koga?
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>>3619391
why?
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>>3619392
I don’t know. Find a resemblance in the spiky black hair, cool style and ninja eyes shit like kleptomania and blackmail
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>>3619395
Ninja-y
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>>3619392
Also we seem to have pretty unconventional but effective tactics
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>Ask about time in Team Rocket
“Oh, I can’t believe I told you about that! It’s so embarrassing... But you know what it’s like. Stealing pokemon, terrorizing Kanto, fooling around with cute guys... It really was fun at the time. Come to think of it, I only decided to call it quits when I got knocked u- uh I. mean decided to become the best mom in Kanto!”

Wow. You’re not sure how to feel about all that.

Anything else?
>Write in
>PKMN Fan Club
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>>3619383
>Missingno throws us back in time so we end up banging our Mom and becoming our own Dad
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>>3619413
>Who's my dad then?
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>>3619415
I don't think RG is quite at Fuck Quest levels of ridiculousness just yet
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>>3619415
Motherfucker this better happen
My dick and OEDIPUS complex demands it
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>>3619419
This. Let’s let her know we don’t think less of her for something like this (were practically doing the same thing)
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>>3619413
>PKMN Fan Club
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>>3619428
Let’s do this soon too. Don’t wanna get stuck doing nothing (too) productive.
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>>3619413
>Got any tips on how to handle a [THRIST FOR CRIME]?
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>>3619457
actually yeah this is a good one, maybe channel it into some sort robin hood type justice.
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>>3619413
>>3619457
Backing, and here I thought RG was going to say that Mom stole us from someone else.
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>>3619457
THIS
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>>3619420
I hope it doesn't happen. Quests comfy enough as is.
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>Who’s my daddy
“Urr uh... It was such a long time ago I don’t... really... remember...”

>Ask how to handle [THIRST FOR CRIME]
“Oh yeah, team rocket is all about thirsts. Sorry but sometimes you just gotta quench it. Haha, I had it too but it was nothing compared to my [THIRST FOR C***], I mean heck I’ve still got - “
She stops short, stares at the camera. She hangs up.

Your [OEDIPUS LEVEL] grows by 1. Oops.

>head to PKMN Club
You do that. What do?

>Talk to club president
>Grab a snack
>write in
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>>3619490
>Grab a snack
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>>3619490
>Talk to the club president
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>>3619490
>Grab a snack
Digest the food as we slowly digest our father issues
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>>3619490
>grab the snack, I mean a snack
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>>3619490
>Grab a snack?
Are they drugged?
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>>3619490
>Grab a snack
Sorry but I'm set on ex-neet Joy.
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>>3619545
Same but there are other anons in here who think otherwise. It's like they don't remember the cardinal rule, more than one waifu will destroy your laifu, just like in my japanese RPG dating simulators.
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>Grab Snack
It’s a fancy little grilled cheese with a tiny cup of tomato soup to dunk it in. How fancy!

A creepy old man comes up behind you, clearly it’s the president.
“Hey son, could I ask you for a little... favor?”

>Yes
>No
>Write in
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>>3619577
Could you explain the rule? I don’t really get it in these qst threads, and I haven’t been on 4chan long.
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>>3619545
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>>3619582
OH GOD
OH FUCK
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>>3619582
>Write in
>Are you the president?
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>>3619582
>Write in
Depends, what's in it for me?
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>>3619582
>Write in: Sure Well Mr.President that depends
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>>3619582
>Maybe, I've already got an [OLD ROD] though
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>>3619582
>depends on the favor sir
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>Favor
“Oh come on, it’s easy. Just come a little... closer...”
What do?
>Come Closer
>Book it
>Write in
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>>3619670
>Come Closer
But not one step more!
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>>3619670
>Before I come closer I just want you to know that my phone is already dialed to the local police force. Just as a heads up
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>>3619670
>Wait... are you a bunch of pokemon stacked in an overcoat?
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>>3619670
>Lead him somewhere where no one’s around, knock him out, take his shit
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>>3619670
>CLOSER

>>3619681
Don't be a fucking idiot Anon...

It's obviously 3 Joey's standing on each other.
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>>3619684
Wait.
So Joe is Joys dad
And there are also Joeys
Are Youngster Joeys like
Nurse Joy’s children?
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>>3619687
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>>3619687
The real question is if any of those Joey's have punching ghosts.
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>>3619692
It’s all fucking connected
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>>3619681
+1
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>Favor
“Good! Then listen up! My favorite Rapidash... It... cute... lovely... smart... plus... amazing... you think so?... oh yes... ”

Jesus christ this is BORING. This old dude just wants to talk your ear off.
What do?
>Roll 1D10 to zone out
>Fake excitement over story
>Write in
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>>3619695
What are punching ghosts?
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>>3619702
>Listen
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3619702
>Rolling to pay attention
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3619702
>Let's humor this old man
>3619703
I see...
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>>3619710
You see what?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3619702
>Test his love for Pokemon by showing him our brain dead rat flail Stuart
2 CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME FUCKO
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>>3619710
Do you mean stands?
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>>3619712
Failed JoJo's reference.
>>3619710
Motherfucker.
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>>3619720
Ah
Sorry my guy :(
Haven’t watched JoJo yet
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3619710
Great...
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>>3619702
>Fake excitement over story
>>
Wait, why did we even roll in the first place?
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>>3619726
Fair enough, but I can't help imagine a Joey with a Gengar ready to beat our shit in.
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>>3619736
I rolled to pay attention.
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>>3619738
It’d be a sick show my man
>>
>it... stunning... kindly... love it!

Come ONNNN. He just won’t shut up. You’re starting to thing he’s gonna keep you here forever just droning on and on and on...

What do?
>Keep listening
>Write in
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>>3619758
>Write in
>How much would you sell him for?
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>>3619758
>>Keep listening
Momma didn't raise no quitter.
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>>3619758
Mom didnt raise no holligan. Listen to this old fella tale.
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>>3619758
>>Keep listening
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>>3619758
>Keep listening
>He'll probably be dead soon
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>>3619758
>Keep listening
>>
>Hug it... when... sleeping... warm and cuddly...

He just keeps going. You consider the implications of your handy Neck-Rope.

What do?
>Keep listening
>Neck Rope
>Write in
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>>3619810
>Wait, neck rope but on him!
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>>3619810
>Keep listening
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>>3619810
>Keep listening
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>>3619810
>Hand neck rope to the old man
>Tell him it's a lasso and he should practice using it on his Rapidash
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>>3619810
Keep listening
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>>3619849
>hand over neck rope
“Ah, just like I used to catch old Rapidash... If only she were still with me...”
He walks a few steps away, throws the rope over the rafters and... JESUS CHRIST.

...A [BIKE VOUCHER] falls from his pocket.

You think that maybe it’s time to leave....

What do?
>Stop by Cerulean to cash in the voucher
>Investigate Diglett Cave
>Route 11
>Write in
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>>3619877
HOLY DUCK
>Get bike
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>>3619877
>Help the guy (if he's not dead yet)
I mean, if we can rehabilitate a neet might as well try and help a guy with suicidal tendencies.
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>>3619877
>Take his hat
>Check his pockets for anything valuable
>Take our rope back
>Get bike
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>>3619877
>Acquire fancy hat
>Stop by Cerulean to cash in the voucher
Whoops
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>>3619877
Check that bitch niggas pockets
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>>3619898
Changing vote to this.
OUR [THIRST FOR CRIME] GROWS.
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>>3619877
HOLY SHIT
>Stop by Cerulean to cash in the voucher

>>3619898
>corpse looting
That's in poor taste, even for a criminal.
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>>3619908
He has no need for it anon.
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>>3619908
Never played skyrim, anon?
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>>3619877
>steal his wallet first then cash in that voucher
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>>3619877
Well that happened.
>Stop by Cerulean to cash in the voucher
But hay, we got a bike out of it. Cool.
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>>3619908
>>3619908
Not for a young adventurer it isn't
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>>3619877
>>3619894
This.

Call the police, we did nothing wrong.
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>>3619877
>Stop by Cerulean to cash in the voucher
So much for info
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>>3619898
Supporting
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>>3619894
>>3619927
supporting these two. We're criminals we're not heartless.
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>>3619877
>Use pokemon to cut the rope. We have like a minute to save old dude life
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>>3619924
>Using a dead guy's voucher to get a free bike
>They say that those who hear the ring of the bike's bell die after the rider lives town
>>
Can we save his life and steal from him at the same time?
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>>3619935
Would it help if we just shook him so it falls out like the voucher? That makes it different right?
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>>3619877
HOLY FUCKING SHIT RG I LEAVE FOR DINDIN AND I COME BACK TO THIS
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>>3619941
>They say that those who hear the ring of the bike's bell die after the rider lives town
Don't do this.
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>>3619944
>We steal his life from the jaws of death
THEY WILL COMPOSE SONGS OF THIS DAY, THE DAY THE BOY KNOWN AS RED STOLE FROM DEATH ITSELF
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>Check pulse
Oh yeah, he’s dead.
>Loot
Damn you’re a cold MF. You take his Fancy hat. You’re not quite sure it’s ‘you’.
You also find a Nugget and a pokeball with a pokemon inside!
While you head to Cerulean to cash in the voucher, roll 1D151!
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Rolled 34 (1d151)

>>3619953
>inb4 Rapidash
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Rolled 45 (1d151)

>>3619953
Big money!
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Rolled 109 (1d151)

>>3619953
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Rolled 91 (1d151)

>>3619953
ROOLLLL
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Rolled 58 (1d151)

>>3619953
Also dont forget to clean any fingertips.
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Rolled 116 (1d151)

>>3619953
COME ON TRUCK MEW
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>>3619953
Throw that hat away, we aren't dapper enough for that shit.
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Rolled 138 (1d151)

>>3619953
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Rolled 51 (1d151)

>>3619953
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>>3619956
nidoking is cool.
>>3619957
garbage
>>3619959
garbage
>>3619961
CLITSTER
>>3619964
>>3619965
who even cares
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Rolled 100 (1d151)

>>3619953
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Rolled 114 (1d151)

>>3619953
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>>3619966
Theives need disguises
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>>3619974
No, it just doesn't work.
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>>3619964
ok growlithe can come too
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>>3619978
It's all about CONFIDENCE Anon
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>>3619959
>It’s Koffing!
Roll 1D100 to name this round boy
(Also chime in if you think you should keep him in party, and who to replace)

>Bike shop
You get to the bike shop, and the owner informs you that your voucher is good for 1 [SHITTY BIKE]. Goddamnit.
There’s a really [NICE BIKE] sitting right outside.
What do?
>Turn in Voucher
>Steal Nice Bike
>Write in
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>>3619983
>use new koffings smokescreen on the way out and switch SHITTY bike for nice bike.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3619983
Wheeze
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>>3619983
>Turn in Voucher
>Swap Nice Bike with shitty bike
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3619983
Big Smoke
>Steal Nice Bike
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3619983
>Name Koffing Distraction
>Then throw him inside the shop to fill it with smoke and steal the nice bike
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3619983
>Steal Nice Bike
>Name it Auwsheitz(Or however you spell the death camp)
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>>3619986
Yeah this, the Kantonian bike industry is a fucking scam anyway.
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>>3619983
>Turn in Voucher
Maybe Misty knows a guy?
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3619983
>name Koffing Bomber
>throw it inside as a "distraction"
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>>3619983
>get both bikes
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>>3620000
Those quads don't lie.
Looks like Gurren is gonna have to pull his weight and help cycle
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>>3620000
Backing this fucking madman, have Goro ride it then sell the shitty one off for a profit
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>>3620000
Changing vote to support the voice of quads.
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>>3620002
>>3620009
>>3620013
Thank you bros :)
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3619983
>Richard
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>>3620000
Supporting
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>>3619988
>>3620000
It’s funny, I got dubs then quads
>>
>Take both bikes
You chuck Bomber through the window and make off with both bikes.
Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] Grows. You’re class has upgraded to CRIMINAL. Awesome.

Bomber is transferred to BOX1.

What do?
>Route 9 (It’s right here...)
>Back to Diglett Cave
>Route 11
>Write in
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>>3620034
>Combine the bikes into a quadbike
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>>3620034
It’d be great if we could train Bomber to Weezing. He’s a good smokescreen and general utility Pokémon for crime
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>>3620034
>digletk cave
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>>3620041
YOU MANIAC YES
LETS MAKE A FUCKING BIG WHEEL
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>>3620034
>>Route 11
We only needed one bike for the bicycle road, why did we do this.
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>>3620060
Because the quads spoke
Plus we can get money for one of them or gift it or make something out of a spare
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>>3620034
>route 9
>>
>Quad Bike
QUAD BIKE QUAD BIKE QUAD BIKE
Oh HELL yeah.

——
Sorry folks gotta break for the night. In the meantime, pick where we go next!
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>>3620078
Goodnight motherfucker. Sleep tight. Thanks for running!^^
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>>3620078
YOU FUCKING MADMAN YOU DID IT
Good night QM sleep tight
Thanks for running
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>>3620078
Route Nine your fools. We can use teleport and get out of heists.
>>
Actually here's a question for the thread, would anyone have enough hypothetical money to get a hypothetical NSFW commission of our Red and Joy?
Hypothetically speaking
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>>3620429
Fuck off.
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>>3620429
This is some lonely thirsty ass shit. I feel sad now for this anon. Life is ruff but it's mostly all bark and no bite.
>>
I saw some people talking about rumors either last thread or this one and I was wondering if you guys ever experienced any Pokemon rumors.
I remember when I was in elementary some kid tried to tell me you could clone and fuse Pokemon and then also bring them back to life. This was around gen 3 not 1 but I still remember it.
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>>3620562
I heard that if you gave Bill a Pokémon he would turn you into one with powerful stats and shit, kinda like how Ash became a Pikachu that one time
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>>3620568
Ash became a what now
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>>3620470
The fuck are you on about.
>>3620429
Written smut is better.
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>>3620581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC9ZD_fwVXU
Early Pokémon was weird
>>
Hey Ya'll just letting you know I'm taking the night off - will be back tomorrow.

See ya then!
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>>3622452
No problem RG, it's good thing to avoid burnout
>>
We should also tell our bro misty about our recent victories
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>Rt 9
Okay, back in the saddle and on to Route 9! You’re on your way to Saffron, but there’s a pretty long road along the way. You’ll have to head through the Rock tunnel and Lavender Town.
What do?
>Look for Pokemon (Roll 1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Head to Rt 10
>Write in
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3624662
>>Look for Pokemon
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3624662
>Look for Pokemon (Roll 1D100)
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3624662
>Look for Pokemon
K.K.Rolling
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3624662
>Look for Pokemon (Roll 1D100)
Nat1!
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>Look for PKMN
It’s an Ekans!
Looks like one slippery snek. What do?
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Send in PKMN (write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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>>3624696
>Ask him what Youngster Joey meant by showing us his Ekans
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>>3624696
>bernie, ember!
Pokedex works with just seeing right?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3624706
4chan ate my dice
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3624696
Dream. Kill.
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>>3624706
Who knows, we never even looked at the darn thing ;0
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>>3624717
... I knew I was forgetting about something
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3624696
>>
>Bernie - Ember
You miss, and the Ekans bites back!
That looks like it really sucks. Sorry Bernie!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3624732
pokeball
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>>3624733
>Throw Pokeball
Nice try, but that Ekans is just too fresh to catch.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3624742
>Dream, kick his ass
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>>3624742
>>Too Fresh.
Fine. I challenge it do a dance-off.
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>>3624748
...Roll 1D10
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3624753
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