Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of AGGGHHHHHHH EVERYTHING’S GOING WRONG Quest, our hero Commander Flashman had a heart-to-heart with a hobo, before blowing up his own ship through sheer incompetence. Then a seaking blew up his raft. We now rejoin our so-called heroes as Fireplace Abs blows up the rowboat of the Big Mom pirates, who attempted to take you prisoner and have accidentally provided you with the temporarily-lost bribe for Trafalgar Law, and a shiny new Devil Fruit. Yeah, I don’t know either. Also, Fireplace is some kind of luck-devouring monster, and Klaus is amazing.We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.
>82 + 20 + 20 = 122 vs>83 + 50 + 40 = 173 - 15circumstances = 158>Hat = 27 + 60 = 87You’re in the air, so even though it takes you by surprise, the rowboat glazing into sudden flames... doesn’t really affect you. Except for the extreme feeling of ‘WHAT THE FUCK’, naturally.Turns out Fireplace was awake and aware enough to try and help out. Keyword being ‘try’, because having an arm fucked up, and then being half-drowned was apparently enough to throw his aim to shit.“CINDERS, YOU LITTLE SHIT,” Klaus screams. You’re kind of proud of the way he actually still swims to grab hold of the highly-embarrassed dumbass though, instead of letting him drown. You won’t say ‘as he deserves’ because... you kind of blew up an even bigger ship earlier.Regardless, everyone is overboard now, Hat having grabbed some flotsam, one arm ready with his sword, the others doing their best to tread water.“SORRY,” Abs yells above all the waves and furious swearing of the pirate woman, as she tries and fails to grab her friend. Yeah, he’s... he’s pretty fucked. You’re pretty sure Klaus grabbed the bag and box though, so tough shit, pirates!And now you really need to kill this bitch.Sunglasses tries himself, but his blade rebounds instantly off the black sheen covering her, even as she kicked furiously in the water. “FUCKIN’ MARINE TRASH-“ she’s busy bellowing, among other exciting compliment, when you hurl down a bolt of electricity to finish her.Or try to, anyway.You hate Armament. At least when your enemies are using it.You stop firing bolts, wary of your friends being too close to the bitch, aside from the fact they’re pretty much useless. How long can someone hold Armament for? You have... absolutely no idea. You only managed for a brief few seconds up on Skypiea, but now you can’t even activate it. This woman, presumable from the New World? Undoubtedly trained? You might be screwed.Especially when she reaches below the water, and pulls up another dagger, this one smaller and thinner than the one she’d had earlier. A throwing blade? Fuck.You ready yourself in case she coats it in Armament, still hovering (flying?) unsteadily, and -She throws it at Klaus.(96 + 130 - 20 = 206)Who promptly raises a shortsword from his collection of blades, and bats it out of the air with absolute disinterest.Well. Okay, then.>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3621538cmon flashy
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>3621538Klaus is a fucking beast.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>3621532
>>3621545This is now Klaus Just Fucking Wrecks Everything Quest. He’s now going to wipe out all your current enemies, swim to Paradise, destroy Whole Cake Island, kill Katakuri, cut Big Mom’s head off, then swim back just in time for your morning lesson.
Rolled 64, 17, 20, 56, 55 = 212 (5d100)>>3621543>93 noiceStuff.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3621552Abs...
Rolled 38, 26 = 64 (2d100)>>3621554Holy crap, he finally got pissed off enough to be start being useful, I guess.1st Roll even = woman1st Roll odd = ship2nd Roll = +100bonus for woman OR +200 for ship
>>3621556did he job again?
Rolled 80 (1d100)+50 +40 - 15 = 75 - 5 = 70>>3621560A little, yeah, but he was still at least SLIGHTLY useful.
Rolled 48, 32 = 80 (2d100)Hold up, I’m an idiot.
So this is our preview of what combat in the New World will be like....Woah... seriously tho, that's lodsa dice, I'm getting hype
Rolled 7 (1d100)>You = 93 + 40 = 133>Abs = 48 + 100 = 148>Klaus = 64 + 130 = 194>woman = 150>she be fuckedYou can’t hear all that well when you’re electricity - sound is muffled, crackling, distant - but you can see well enough, so even as you throw a few careful bolts down again, mostly to distract her while you come up with a plan (although you have no idea WHAT plan could work), you still see as Klaus and Abs move.Klaus raises his sword, a look of sheer frustrated annoyance on his face, and Fireplace raises a hand, looking tired and mildly pissed-off.You’re pretty sure they’ve both had enough.“You fuckers are all de-“ Pirate Asshole is mouthing off, hand reaching down (for another blade?), still covered in black, when Klaus slashes out, far too distant to hit her, and Fireplace—Yikes.The stream of fire that erupts from his palm blazes across to her, and you’re suddenly very curious as to whether Armament protects from heat. It certainly doesn’t remove your need to breathe.She COULD duck under the water, you suppose, as you hurl more bolts of electricity at her, but the water’s boiling and bubbling around the edges of the inferno that roars around where she was, and the flames are only whipped into more of a fury by the invisible ripples of force that flash into and through them.Because apparently Klaus can use air slashes like Zolo. That’s a thing now.Somewhere about a quarter of a minute later later, as the three of you drop your attacks, Hat and Sunglasses staring with bulging eyes at the bloodied water and charred corpse, you add to your mental encyclopaedia the fact that even Armament can’t stand up to being in the middle of a small firestorm, having lightning strike you, and a bunch’a goddamn air-strikes slicing through what was probably your torso.It’s probably been half a minute since you first flared up on the boat, so it makes sense that the first cannonball crashes in now, exploding into the water as a near miss.Whoever’s on the ship... probably isn’t very happy.>Roll 2d100 (that’s TWO dice), best of 3>>3621582Fireplace’s bonus is currently actually pretty low, his 100 versus her or 200 versus ship bonus is while he’s injured, affected by water, and trying to hold on to Klaus. Don’t pick a fight with a Whitebeard Commander when they’re NOT underestimating you or otherwise handicapped.These two pirates on the rowboat were mooks, by the way.
Rolled 43, 38 = 81 (2d100)>>3621624might be time to railgun cannonballs soon, also does our combat crit refresh per long rest DnD style?
Rolled 32, 47 = 79 (2d100)>>3621624
>>3621624Time to fuck shit upinb4 nat1
Rolled 47, 82 = 129 (2d100)>>3621624Shit shit shit
>>3621631Combat crit is once every in-game 24 hours, so no using it until tomorrow (in-game).>>3621633Can’t nat1 if you don’t roll. Smart move.
>>3621635>Rolled the 2 highest Yey, worried about that 47 tho
Rolled 1 (1d3)>47 + 40 = 87 you>82 + 200 = 282 abs>7 + who even cares, what a shit roll = cannonbaaaaaalls“Screw this,” Fireplace states, eyes narrowed and face drawn as he keeps his arm raised. “FIRE FIST.”And then, in a conflagration far larger than when little miss pirate burned/suffocated/electrocuted/drowned, he sets the entire ship alight in a flaming explosion of splinters and screams.You all stare at the blazing inferno.“... So that was satisfying to see,” Klaus says, voice casual, “but we really could’ve used that ship.”You spark in unhappy agreement from the air.“Sorry, did you all want to die?” Abs turns an annoyed gaze on each of you in turn. “Because it looks like you guys would have got your asses kicked without me, even with Commander Doesn’t Know How To Use His Logia up there.”... Rude.(Goro Goro no Mi increased to D.4!)“Yeeeeah, since when was aniki a logia?” Sunglasses squints up at you, his namesake askew, while the remaining shell of the Big Mom ship collapses in the distance. “Did I miss a memo?”Klaus groans, eyeing the water like he’s considering drowning himself. “Aaaaall right, consider Prettyboy’s logia classified - and speaking of Prettyboy, zap yourself over there and see if there’s another boat or something, already. Hopefully the Heart pirates’ll spot us easier now, but we can’t tread water for hours.”You’d say something witty and sarcastic, but you’re kind of lacking a mouth right now.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to find something floaty
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>>3621670try to flip Abs the bird with lightining hands
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3621670inb4 another devil fruit in the middle of the sea
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3621670
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>3621670fish-fish fruit?
I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that when you first rolled the Big Mom pirates, it came under ‘pirates - okay’ and not ‘pirates - bad’, which means you would have actually been perfectly fine and would have gained some handy intel if you’d let them take you aboard.Instead, you’ve got a Devil Fruit, so I guess that’s okay too.
>>3621693I did remember that, but since everyone else went for KIIILL, well... I guess it doesn't matter. The White Mist is gunna be like 80% Logias by the time we're done.
>>3621693Yeah but Fireplace is with us so that wouldn't went well.
>>3621693They had a Commander and a Shichibukai held hostage. Were they planning to just let us go?
>>3621693It's the whole principle of NOT wanting to be kidnapped by pirates (again)Besides Ace's jobber aura nearly got us killed multiple times with it was two mooks and a rowboat. I shudder to think how he would have fucked things up if we had to deal with an entire ship
>>3621677>>3621678>>3621679So close...>59You spark your way over to the now wreck, still on fire - at least the parts out of the water. It... doesn’t look great.Another smoldering chunk breaks off and collapses into the sea.Yuuuuup.Unfortunately, while you take the opportunity to fly around the whole thing - not that it’s all that big, probably only a crew of ten, max - you can’t really see anything better than a load of barrels and planks. Enough to hold onto while you wait for the Hearts, but not in great comfort.It’s kind of been a shitty day all round, really. Although free Devil Fruit! Shame about your camera. And... nearly everything else.Hopefully in all this mess, the fact the Skyrazor mysteriously blew up will be completely forgotten.Within twenty minutes, you’re all situated mostly-safely on a roped-together raft of salvaged planks (thanks, Klaus and Sunglasses), sitting in an awkard silence.“Soooooo,” drawls Hat. “Anyone got a pack of cards?”No. No, no-one has a pack of damn cards.>Forty minutes until Heart pirates arrive. What do?>>3621705While the Shichibukai would be useful, a Commander is pretty much beneath them (as long as they didn’t know about the Logia). They actually had a specific plot-related reason for being in the area, but now you don’t know what that reason was.Basically, they didn’t give a shit about you beyond getting some information from you.
>>3621693but would we have been able to keep the papers and our weap-children with us? i imagine with the nat 100 fom the froot we could ahve made it out ok but not gotten the fruit
>>3621725>sooooo, Klaus, Glasses either of you planing on eating that fruit?>Check again that the papers are safe
>>3621730Weapons would have been fine, though you’d have been temporarily disarmed, papers could have been an issue but you could have diplomanced your way into lying about them.Devil Fruit was pure luck, obviously.Heading out now, update soonish.
>>3621725>Forty minutes until Heart pirates arrive. What do?Pray that nothing happens.
>>3621725>INTERROGATE KLAUS ABOUT RATWe have a 40 minute window of downtime. It's time
>>3621725>Forty minutes until Heart pirates arrive. What do?Clean our weapons of salt water as well as we can. We can't have our babies rusting, now can we?
>>3621725>Check Papers >Ask about rat
>>3621725>Ask about rat while cleaning weapons.
>>3621756>>3621764Guys, we're not cleaning our weapons while still floating in the ocean.
>>3621725>What do?Just stay put and wait.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>3621751Rolling to see how much Seasus hates you.Also you'll have a hard time cleaning weapons because any cloth you have is wet, and you have precisely zero oil/whetstones/etc.
>ratty rattyYou spare a moment to check the bag that Klaus has handed back over to you - he's keeping the box himself, in one of the massive pockets of his longcoat.Everything seems to be in order for the brib- uh, bag, but speaking of Klaus' ridiculous pockets..."So, what's up with the rat?"Klaus looks you dead in the eyes, as he continues scritching its little head where it's curled up on his lap. "What rat?""Klaus. None of us are blind.""It's kind of cute," says Hat, because despite it trying to bite him when he attempted to poke it, he still looks like he wants to make another attempt. "You know, for disease-carrying vermin.""You're disease-carrying vermin," Klaus mutters, before sighing. "Fine. Seeing as you're all nosy pains-in-the-asses, this is Gol D. Rodent."Abs twitches magnificently. "What.">That's treason.>Wow, and you thought Noodle was a stupid name. Hypocriiiite.>... Is he a pi-rat?>Other?
>>3621904>>... Is he a pi-rat?
>>3621904>>... Is he a pi-rat?Fuck, I have to pick this.
>>3621904>... Is he a pi-rat?>Is he after the One Chesse?
>>3621904>Is he a pi-rat?
>>3621904>... Is he a pi-rat?
>>3621917>One CheeseAmazing.
>>3621917Kek, this
>>3621904>>3621917Supporting One Cheese.
>>3621917>>... Is he a pi-rat?>>Is he after the One Chesse?perfecton lets do this thang
>>3621904>Klaus is possibly a D due to being Arturia's half brother>Named his rat DThe rat is a legitimate D, just like Noodle D. Anger is. That's amazing.
>>3621904Remember to archive last thread boss
>'one cheese', i love itYou lean forwards, intrigued. "Is he a pi-rat? Did he hide the One Cheese?"Nearby, you see Abs rest his face in his palm, wincing. Poor guy must have a headache from all that being smacked around earlier. As for Klaus, his mouth twitches slightly. "Rodent is too young for any major lifestyle choices, so please don't try to arrest him.""But petting is okay, right?" Hat really can't take the hint, even when it's already drawn blood from his finger."Respect his bodily autonomy, or he'll stab you."You eye the lounging Rodent. "You mean YOU'LL stab him?""I meant what I said, Prettyboy.""But why name him that?" Abs butts in, sounding oddly distraught. "Of all the names out there, you call it after that- Pirate King?"Klaus shrugs, still scratching the bedraggled rat. "I like puns.""Good reason," you enthusiastically agree, although you're still not sure why Klaus felt the need to acquire a rat in the first place. Or where from. Did he just... grab a random ship's rat? That seems unhygienic. What the hell else has he been doing? "Does Smoboss know about him?"Klaus pulls a face. "Not yet. I'm waiting to see how far I can train 'im, first.">Can I hold him? (Animal Handling roll)>You don't like Gold Rogers, Fireplace? I'd have thought he'd be the pirate role model.>It's a bad idea to feed him that Devil Fruit, isn't it.>Other?>>3621941Klaus isn't actually your uncle. I think. That'd be TOO silly. Again, I think. Also, Rodent is a pet, not an adopted child, so isn't a proper D (sadly).>>3621942I'll probably do it tomorrow, feeling kind of blegh today. Meds are a pain.
>>3621968>>It's a bad idea to feed him that Devil Fruit, isn't it.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3621968Roll for Klaus to be uncle. >Other? >So, Klaus, why didn't you tell us you're actually stupidly badass?
>>3621968>You don't like Gold Rogers, Fireplace? I'd have thought he'd be the pirate role model.>wasnt he a friend of Whitebeard?
>>3621968>Can I hold him? (Animal Handling roll)
>>3621968>You don't like Gold Rogers, Fireplace? I'd have thought he'd be the pirate role model.I was going to vote for holding the rat, but realized that if we failed that roll the rat would likely bite us and we might accidentally shock it.Then Klaus would have drowned us.
>>3621968>>You don't like Gold Rogers, Fireplace? I'd have thought he'd be the pirate role model.So he did teach the rat how to sword. Now we just need to unlock that weapon master style and we're set.
>>3621968>You don't like Gold Rogers, Fireplace? I'd have thought he'd be the pirate role model.
>>3621968>You don't like Gold Rogers, Fireplace? I'd have thought he'd be the pirate role model.....Is this the first time we've called him fireplace to his face? This gonna be good
>>3622003Oh boy, I hope he ask us to say what everyones names are. Also I realize the only person we don't have a nickname for is Klaus.
>>3621977Aww, he likes you too much to drown you. Not that he'd ever admit it.... If you electrocuted the rat though, your training would be Hell for quite a while.>poke at abs' wound and pour salt in itYou look away from Rodent to Fireplace, who kind of appears to want to throw himself back in the ocean. "You don't like Gold Rogers, Fireplace? I'd have thought he'd be the pirate role model.""He was a monster," Fireplace states, blunt and inflexible. Which is a little weird, because he's too young to have met the guy, which means this is either a Whitebeard-pirate-thing, or Rogers did something personal. Killed a family member? Grew a rockin' moustache that Abs has repeatedly failed to emulate? You don't know, but Fireplace seems pretty sure of his opinion.Even so... "What about the One Piece? Not interested in that?"Abs face twitches slightly, but stays at 'mildly annoyed'. "I DID intend to make Pops Pirate King, but that's kind of off the table now.".... Yeah, maybe you shouldn't go there. Luckily, Hat gets his finger bitten by Rodent again, which is a convenient distraction, while he flails around and whines about rabies. Klaus just smirks.>Keep talking about Gold Rogers? (What?)>Discuss Devil Fruit? (What?)>Cuddle Rodent and tell it you love it>Other?>>3622003I don't think it is, but he's already accepted you give stupid nicknames to people (Lolonoa, Hat, Sunglasses, Smoboss) and has decided he can live with it as long as it's not something insulting. Plus he knows you saved his life, so he's simmered down a little. A teeeeny little.
>>3622026>"So we should probably figure out what to do with this fruit. Sunglasses you want it? Its either you or the mouse."
>>3622034+1
>>3622026Devil fruit TalkWho wants it? Should we take it back?
>>3622026>>3622034Supporting.
>>3622034>>3622026Support
>>3622034>"Sorry, rat, not mouse."
>froot SUBJECT CHAAAAAANGE"So," you quickly say, "we should probably figure out what to do with this Fruit. Sunglasses, you want it? It's either you or the mouse."Klaus shoots you the most offended look you've ever received."Sorry, rat. I meant rat."Klaus rolls his eyes. "You realize you're meant to hand in any Devil Fruits you find, right?""I'm guessing he kind of failed to do that with his Logia," Fireplace says, all innocent. You flip him off with equal demureness."I get that we're supposed to give them to HQ, but what if the Heart Pirates take it?" You try to sound worried as possible. "The only thing we can do is get it eaten as quickly as possible. Like, right now.""You've got three Fruit users already on your ship," Abs points out; there's you and Smoboss, and you guess he's figured Hat's eaten one too. "How many do you even need?!">All of them.>I'm just being practical.>It's not a matter of need. It's a matter of how much ass you can kick, using it.>Other?
>>3622066>How many do the stronger pirate crews have? hell Strawhats crew has 3 users as well, and hes technically still small time
>>3622066>>It's not a matter of need. It's a matter of how much ass you can kick, using it.
>>3622066>How many do the stronger pirate crews have?
>>3622069>>3622068Both of these.
>>3622066>All of them.
>>36220684 now with Kohza
Say now that I think about it would the base-base fruit allow you to turn into lye or drain cleaner, powder or liquid?
>>3622093i imagine it as the Logia version of Kalifas soap fruit with extra abilities and higher conductivity
Can we call it the Lye-Lye fruit instead of Base-Base? I think it sounds better that way.
>>3622116I do like that better actually yeah.
Screw it, I'm exhausted. Sorry guys, early night again. Tra-guy tomorrow!Vote remains open, but also,Name of DF?>Base Base Fruit>Lye Lye Fruit>Other?
>>3622156Lye-lye fruit.
>>3622156>Lye-lye fruit
>>3622156Lye-Lye Fruit
>>3622156>Lye Lye Fruit
>>3622156>Untz-untz fruitCuz you know, bass fruit
>>3622026>"I DID intend to make Pops Pirate King, but that's kind of off the table now.""Cheer up dude. You're still alive and as today has clearly shown, crazy shit happens all the time in the Grand Line. You won't be a Shichibukai forever. Eventually something nutty will happen and when things nut, opportunity strikes."
>>3622286>when things nut, opportunity strikes.I love it, we need to tell him this just to fuck with him.
>>3622156>>Lye Lye Fruit
>>3622286love this full support
Hello Darkness my old friend~
>>3624546I've come to talk with you again~
>>3624546>Freaking out over lack of activity for one(1) daykek
>>3624585People already forgot the dark times of 1 week ago, when we didn't get word from bpqm for 3 days.
>>3624591getting flashbacks to those dark days
>>3624591Hope he's okay; reading through the early quest threads right now so I can know what's happened in this story before jumping in with votes and such, and I gotta say, BPQM's pretty entertaining, partly for his writing and partly for the pain you all put him through with early crits. Would be a shame to read through it all and find out he ain't coming back, since I wanna see where this quest goes.
BECAUSE A VISION SOFTLY CREEPING
>>3625038LEFT ITS SEEDS WHILE I WAS SLEEPING
>>3625028>he
>>3625197HAS NO STYLE
>>3625211HE HAS NO GRACETHIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
>>3625028Don't disrespect our lumberjack spider ruler like that
Note: Don't let him eat the fruit yet. Don't reduce the number of people that can fish our ass out the water.
Updating later, was horribly busy yesterday, sorry.Also, still in possession of female spider parts, like my sexy sword legs and glossy lumberjack beard. Males have gun legs and goatees, just so you know.
>>3626035Apologies; speed-reading through the early threads along with being dragged away by friends to play games in the middle of such speed-reading didn't clue me into that fact. Glad you're okay.
>>3626035Are they evil goatees specifically? Like, evil spock?
>>3626035Thought you were going to take a holiday until I remembered you britbongs have no 4th of July MURRICA FOR THE WIN,TAKE THAT TEASUCKERS
>>3626179I'm sorry, I can't here you over the sound of a higher average standard of living
>>3626179>Riendose_en_mexicano.png
>>3626179
>>3626400>>3626468>>3626689Imagine getting this butthurt over a holiday in a country you don’t live in.
>>3626749Keep your opinions to yourself you filthy rebel scum!
>>3626767Imagine getting butthurt over microwaving water.
>>3626787 >metal into microwaveGoodbye anon, we barely knew ye
Rolled 30, 36, 17, 35, 8 = 126 (5d100)I can't believe I'm fucking dead.Apologies guys, no updates tonight. Happy Excessive Fireworks Day, Yanklanders, and there WILL be updates tomorrow. Or I'll eat my extremely hideous hat.Rolling for background shit for tomorrow.
>>3626870>Those rolls>Background shit for tomorrowAh, so tomorrow is going to be "Everybody Sucks" day?
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3626870Show us your hideous spider hat.Also rolling to find the firework-firework fruit.
>>3626876It is the national hangover day in the US
>>3626870Do you want me to archive last thread? I didn't want to impose, so I waited for the "go ahead".Also those rolls look like another jobbing session is on the menu.
Rolled 7 (1d100)My father never loved me....
test post, internet a shit
>>3627007I'll archive very soon, along with update, thanks for the offer.>>3626885I haven't finished making it yet, but when it's complete, I'll post a a picture and you can all gouge your eyes out.>>3628538Papasmo loves you.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>i finally updateYou shrug. “How many do the stronger pirate crew have?”“That depends on how big the crew is,” Abs says, reaching up to touch his injured arm. You’re not sure how much it hurts, but you’re pretty sure he’s the kinda guy that thinks admitting he’s in pain will lose him points or something. “But unless you’re planning on taking on an Emperor or something, does it even matter? You’re in Paradise, you don’t NEED that many Devil Fruits.”“Just because you don’t need them, doesn’t mean they’re not nice to have,” Klaus points out, sounding like he doesn’t really care. “Although for future reference, we’re going to need to keep a better ratio of swimmers to Fruit users, because if I have to keep saving your dumb anchor asses, I’m just gonna let you drown.”Sunglasses slumps, radiating guilt, while Hat pats his back sympathetically. You wince anlittle, reminded of just how close you repeatedly came to dying. “Yeah, thanks for the whole ‘saving our lives’ incidents, those were good of you.”“You’re welcome, Prettyboy.” Klaus smiles, far too sweetly. “Anything to say, Cinders?”Fireplace looks like he’s sucking on a lemon, but he doesn’t try to back out. “... Thank you. I appreciate not dying. And Commander Flashman, too.”You wipe a mock-tear from your eye. “It’s all so touching!”“You’re the one that’s touched,” Abs mutters, because apparently the moment has already passed. Considering the odd, long thing - seaking? - skimming the tops of the waves in the distance, approaching fast, you decide not to make a big deal of it.>Go l-l-l-lightning and check out The Thing>Keep to the sort-of-raft for now>Other?
>>3628716>>Keep to the sort-of-raft for nowFuck rolling even more. Let's just stay where we are.
>>3628716>>Go l-l-l-lightning and check out The Thing
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3628718RoooooolllllllllRoooooooooooooolllllllllllllYou knooooow you waaaaaannt toooooooo
>>3628716>Keep to the sort-of-raft for now
>>3628716>>Keep to the sort-of-raft for nowIf it comes to us, we can handle it then
>>3628716>Keep to the sort-of-raft for nowKlaus can beat a goddamn seaking with a 2, let's leave it to him.
>>3628716>>Keep to the sort-of-raft for nowCould this be a submarine?
>>3628716>Go l-l-l-lightning and check out The ThingWe don't need to keep it hidden so much now, at least with this group. What could go wrong.
>>3628716The Voices™ are almost unanimously telling him to not do something stupidThat's rare, he should listen>Stay on sort-of-raft
>>3628716>Stay on sort-of-raft
>>Keep to the sort-of-raft for nowIf Klaus can body it effortlessly, might as well keep safe and wait for our pickup.On that note, are we signaling them already, or are we just waiting for them to pop up out of the sea underneath us?
>stay on the raft-el and become the dumbass king"Dangerous thing approaching that's probably gonna knock us in the water. Again," you announce. You're a great early warning system."Ugggghhhh." With that cultured response, Fireplace lights his hand up and keeps an annoyed eye on the Mysterious Thing, apparently ready to shoot the shit out of it. With fire.Klaus just closes his eyes, lifting and depositing Gol D Rodent (and what's up with the middle D? You thought it was funny for Noodle, but you're pretty sure Klaus doesn't have the same sense of humor) back into his pocket. "Your problem, I'm done for the day."Understandable, but inaccurate. Still, the rest of you keep watchi- Wait."That's... a submarine..." Sunglasses adjusts his namesake, sounding disbelieving."I can still set it on fire," Abs casually volunteers, because he's apparently a raging pyromaniac. You're not actually sure he's being serious, but in the name of maybe not starting another damn fight with someone above your level, you decide refusal is the better part of not getting shot/stabbed/drowned."Yeah, no thanks. Let's wait for them to start something." That's definitely a submarine. A yellow one, with a long pole or... mast?... sticking up, though there's no sail attached."Rich traveller? Smuggler?""Bet it's pirates," Hat guesses, glum. "It's always the worst person it could be.">Then let's check! (Attract their attention.)>Hey, don't be so pessimistic! It could be... a new form of Marine transport. In testing. Yeah. That sounds legit.>The statistical likelihood of us running into pirates AGAIN is completely ridic-yeah it's gonna be pirates.>Other?
>>3628930>>Then let's check! (Attract their attention.)Anyone using a submarine instead of a regular ship is definitely someone worth knowing. Beats floating out here doing nothing.
>>3628930>>Then let's check! (Attract their attention.)ONII-CHAN
>>3628930>>Then let's check! (Attract their attention.)As we do so say,>>The statistical likelihood of us running into pirates AGAIN is completely ridic-yeah it's gonna be pirates.
>>3628930>Then let's check! (Attract their attention.)Throw some lightning into the air as a flare. Accidentally cause a thunderstorm.
>>3628930>Then let's check! (Attract their attention.)
>>3628930>Then let's check! (Attract their attention.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQFBYgwQW8
>>3628938That's onii-SAN to you, kiddo.HOW TO ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF THESE TOTALLY INNOCENT TOURISTS ENJOYING A RELAXING CRUISE?>Have Abs use FLARE>Have yourself use LIGHTNING>Stand up and use WAVE A LOT>Have Klaus use CUT on their mast thing>Other?
>>3628964>Stand up and use WAVE A LOT
>>3628964>>Stand up and use WAVE A LOT
>>3628964>Have Abs use FLARE
>>3628964>>Have Abs use FLAREDoctor onii-SAN please tell us you have the cure for jobbing
>Have Abs use FLAREDoes anybody at all use a submarine aside from the Heart Pirates? That one king guy from the island Chopper's from?
>>3628977>>3628982>>3628988>>3628993>>3628997You guys are insane
>>3628982The cure is DEATH.>>3628997Wapol of Drum Island, I think his name is?Theoretically speaking, I'm sure people must, because everyone knows what they are, and no-one acts like a submarine is something new and incredible. That said, they're probably a fairly recent development (a few decades max?), and you have to deal with seakings, potential leaks, fuelling issues, pressure, and all the general social, mental and hygiene issues of living in a tin can for periods of time.So consider submarines very rare, but not unheard of. Most people have probably read about or seen pictures of them at least.
>>3628997>Have Abs use FLAREIf the technology exists then there must be more. It's probably noy common due to a combination of costs and the presence of giant sea monsters.
>>3629015Yeah we are definitely going to attract unwanted attention if we shoot off a fireball.
>>3629016Do we know IC what kind of vessel the Heart pirates sail?If yes, why don't we just denden them?
>>3629025Fireplace will kill us all!
Rolled 23 (1d100)6-5 in favour of shooting a blazing ball of fire into the sky (there already is one, it's called the Sun). Any more?>>3629030ICly you haven't been told they have a submarine, so your general presumption is a ship. After all, what kind of pirate crew has a submarine? That's stupid. How would they refuel it?>>3629036Rolling to see if Fireplace kills you all (or jobs it).
>>3629030GENIUS! Denden them
>>3629040Less than 30He jobs again
>>3629040This is my surprised face
>>3629040We're so dead.>WAVELet's not break another boat. sorry for the tie
>>3628964>Stand up and use WAVE A LOT>>3629050Tie?What tie?
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3629041If anyone else wants to change to calling the Heart Pirates and going 'heeeeey is that you guys', feel free.Rolling for Doctor Oniisan to cure Abs' Jobbing Disease.
Rolled 65, 48 = 113 (2d100)>>3629054Wait, Doctor Oniisan is a D, he gets another two rolls.
>>3629054Yeah lets call em.
>>3629054Let's call them then
>wave wins by a couple"Screw this." You carefully rise to your feet, trying to keep balanced despite the waves. The cobbled-together raft isn't exactly sea-worthy, after all."Picking another fight, huh?"You ignore Klaus' sarcasm as you start waving. "I'm either getting a rescue or we're claiming a submarine. Fireplace, don't blow it up unless you have to.""We don't really have a lot of luck with transport, aniki," Hat points out, as the submarine turns and slows slightly, heading more in your direction now. Yeah, they've definitely seen you."It's fine, it's fine! This one won't blow up. Probably." ... You get the odd feeling that no-one believes you.There IS a sail on the mast - but it's loose, all folded up, so you can't see if there's a jolly roger. That doesn't really matter though, because as it gets closer, some kind of hatch opens on top, and a man you recognize from the news and his bounty posters emerges, ever so casual as he stands there, slouched - hands tucked in the pockets of his coat, looking inordinately self-satisfied.Ugh. Trafalgar Law's one of those guys who tries to make himself look all dramatic and cool.>It's not working. He just looks like a smug jackass.>It's totally working. Damn it.>Yeah, he looks cool, but you're way cooler. So there.>Other?AND>Yell anything at Trafalgar Lawless Criminal Scum?
>>3629118>>It's totally working. Damn it.
>>3629118>It's totally working. Damn it.
>>3629118>>Yeah, he looks cool, but you're way cooler. So there.Okay so he's got the tall dark and handsome thing down pat but WE can pull off the prince classic look just fine
>>3629118>Yeah, he looks cool, but you're way cooler. So there.Defiant to the very end
>>3629118>Teah, he looks cool, but you’re way cooler. So there. >>3629145Aaah yeah.
>>3629145Switching to this.
>>3629145To be fair though, you DO kind of look like a drowned rat right now, so maybe not the best first impression.... You'll clean right up after a shower and some laundry.
>>3629118>It's totally working. Damn it.>It's totally working. Damn it.What took you so long? We had to blow up another ship to get more wood to make a raft.
>>3629118>Yeah, he looks cool, but you're way cooler. So there.
>>3629118>Yeah, he looks cool, but you're way cooler. So there>>3629168Lmao, this.
>>3629118>>Yeah, he looks cool, but you're way cooler. So there.
>>3629118>Yeah, he looks cool, but you're way cooler. So there.Law is a manlet we will NOT be outdone by Trafalgar “Being gay is the price you have to pay” Law
>>3629168>>3629118>Yell anything at Trafalgar Lawless Criminal Scum?>"What took you so long? We had to blow up another ship to get more wood to make a raft."
>>3629168>What took you so long? We had to blow up another ship to get more wood to make a raft.MY SIDES
>>3629168Supporting, kek
>>3629145>>3629118>>"What took you so long? We had to blow up another ship to get more wood to make a raft."Supporting this as well because kek
>>3629118>>3629168Supporting this, holy shit lol
>>3629231Law's taller than you, so if he's a manlet, so are you...But yes, he IS very fabulous. Must have learned it from Doffy and his excellent sartorial sense.Already mostly confirmed you as having Doffy's grin when manic, is there any other resemblance to Rosinante before you guys properly meet up?
>>3629279>>3629292Yes at some point abs has set our coat on fire.
>>3629292Abs is kinda tired so he doesn't notice he's burning our kickass marine coatFlashy doesn't notice until they're all in the sub
>>3629279>Doffy's grinWasn't it Cora's grin? You know, the one Law's got tattooed on his chest and based his jolly roger off of?Eh but as long as we've got the donflamingo smile I don't really mind.
>ANIKICaptain Trafalagar 'I Have a Submarine Because Fuck Logic' Law (and what kind of pirate is called Law? That's just stupid. He should have become a Marine for the puns) looks down on you both literally and metaphorically as his vessel slows. You can tell by the intense aura of smugness that surrounds him.Jerk.You're totally cooler than him. Maybe you're a little wet right now, but you've got the noble prince look going, AND a sweet uniform. What has he got? A bunch of tattoos that aren't a fraction as awesome as your own.And a submarine..... Okay, that's pretty cool. And his sword. But you still have him beat!Whatever. You take the opportunity to get the first word in. Or first yell, anyway. "What took you so long? We had to blow up another ship to get more wood to make a raft."Trafalgar Lawless raises an eyebrow, still looking all slouchy and smug as his sub comes to a halt. "The famed Marine efficiency at work," he drawls, casting a laconic gaze over the still smoldering, slowly sinking remains. "Anyone I'd know?">Doubt it, just some nobodies.>Some Big Mom pirates. Bit weird in Paradise.>How should I know who you'd know? Are all pirates secretly penpals or something?>Other?>>3629336You've got Doffy's batshit grin when you're smiling maniacally, if you guys want Rosi's regular grin for normal smiles, you can have that too.
>>3629358>>Some Big Mom pirates. Bit weird in Paradise.>Rosi's regular grin for normal smilesYes please
>>3629358>>Some Big Mom pirates. Bit weird in Paradise.
>>3629358Yes please we need that Rosi smile for when we aren't murdering a bitch>>Some Big Mom pirates. Bit weird in Paradise.>Give a Rosi smile
>>3629358>Some Big Mom pirates. Bit weird in Paradise.>Rosi smileAye.
>>3629358>Some Big Mom pirates. Bit weird in Paradise.Do we look a bit like our father? I want someone to draw conclusions at some point.
>>3629408Pretty sure we take more after our mother looks wise. The only similarities to our father is that we're blond and have our father+uncle's very distinctive grins.
>>3629434Our mom is just pink haired Saber with a penchant for sweets right? What would her candy name be? Arturia is obviously her fake name.
>>3629408You take more after your mother. That said, you're obviously younger than when Law knew him, and you're much shorter, different eyes, slimmer and prettier in the face (eg you've got Arthur's chin, etc, while Rosi's jawline seems to be more defined), but I'd actually say you don't look very different from him? Hair-wise, Rosi and Arthur are pretty similar as well.Of course, Rosi also wore makeup while undercover, so that does detract from the similarities.No-one would look at you and straight-up see the family resemblance, but if prompted they'd definitely notice similatities.Fanart of young Rosi found on Google, I can't post images on phone so please excuse long address. https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/11750681_1475005036144278_164209264342964099_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQmXekxxybvUEdef_Yn5XOUD0KNy7CJp7Hw8E27eK9X-kMis1IKR-m4u84VRdrWT6vz8wOynhnA5q6HqbCghmcJb&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr3-1.xx&oh=6a23ac67b2f8d0b0d791c0995ca2c103&oe=5DBE235C>>3629446Still blonde, not pink.
>>3629446>Pink hairHuh I missed that development. Thought we were literally a genderflipped version of our mother with the Doflamingo signature grinHonestly we could keep her name as Saber - Charlotte D Saber is a pretty badass name.
>>3629446She only eats animal crackers, the lion ones
>rosi-smile confimed>also, who knew rocinante was the name of don quixote's horse? not me!"Some Big Mom pirates. Bit weird in Paradise."That causes a flicker of genuine reaction in Lawless, as he pauses and switches back to watching you. "You killed a crew of Big Mom pirates, Mr Flashman? I can't say that sounds like a good decision.""We like decisions that end up with us alive," Klaus butts in, sounding as annoyed as he looks. "Enough posturing, are we coming aboard or not?"Lawless leans over the side of his submarine, apparently unaffected by a grouchy swordhobo. "You have my payment?"You heft the bag of papers, high enough for him to get a good look at it, and he quirks a low-effort smirk in response. "Then welcome aboard, Marines and Mister Firefist." Yeah, he sounds real enthusiastic about it. Not. "We're just about to have lunch, and I'm one of the few surgeons to permit eating before your treatment."Fireplace perks up way too happily at that, although having eaten nothing all day yourself, you can sympathize. Lawless, meanwhile, vanishes from sight - climbing back down into the submarine without even a by-your-leave. What a polite guy. Especially as all of you have still got to get across to the damn vessel. Dick.>Get across and aboard. FOOD AWAITS. And maybe a shower.>Anything to say to/order the others while you still have privacy?>Other?
>>3629518>>Get across and aboard. FOOD AWAITS. And maybe a shower.
>>3629518>>Get across and aboard. FOOD AWAITS. And maybe a shower.Let's fucking gooooooooooooo
>>3629518>Anything to say to/order the others while you still have privacy?>Figure out who's going to safeguard the Lye-Lye froot and how we're going to hide it (thinking Klaus is the best bet)>Remember guys, Fireplace is the only Logia in our group now *wink wink nudge nudge*Then go on aboard for food and showers and quality brotherly bonding time.
Rolled 32 (1d100)Rolling for how much Klaus is fixated on Doctor Oniisan's glorious hair.
>>3629518>Give me a minute, I need to steal your shampoo
>>3629551He was clearly covering it with The Hat. But SOON(tm).>to the food!"That guy is an asshole," Sunglasses announces, annoyed, while Hat just sighs and fixes his grip on his friend."Yeah, I noticed," you say, as your minions push themselves off and into the water, Sunglasses striking out towards the sub.The three of you remaining look at each other. Awkwardly.Klaus scowls. "... I have to carry both of you again, don't I?""You could do a trip with one of us, with them come back for the other?""Fuck no, once is enough." He stands up, somehow perfectly balances on the rickety assortment of crap, and motions you and Fireplace over. "Come on, dumbasses, let's get this over with.""I'm reasonably certain he's willing to leave one of us here if we complain," you tell Abs, as he opens his mouth indignantly, and move yourself carefully over to Klaus. "Please be careful with Mr Speedy.""He and Rodent are the only ones whose well-being I care about," Klaus solemnly assures you, as he grabs on to both you and Fireplace. "All right, try not to drown.""Spoilsp-GAH, COLD!"The climb up the side of the Whatever It's Called is cold, wet and frustrating. If you weren't already soaked in saltwater and then frozen solid, you would be just from this.You kinda wanna stab Trafalgar in the face. Just a lot.On the bright side, he's waiting in the interior as the rest of you pile inside, dripping and shivering, and it gets warmer as he reaches up and casually closes and tightens the hatch. A great deal warmer, actually. The place isn't exactly a furnace, but you're not gonna need your coat.... Up close, Trafalgar has really nice hair beneath that weird hat. The asshole."Oh, you all made it. What a nice surprise." Trafalgar smiles far too pleasantly. "I'm afraid that your living arrangements had to be made rather hastily, so please don't expect luxury. The rest of you are welcome to go eat or clean up, but Mr Flashman and Mr Firefist will need to come with me.">Whatever it is can't wait ten minutes?>Klaus'll be coming too.>It's actually Commander Flashman, what with me being a Marine and all. Just in case you'd forgotten.>Other?>>3629560Silvers Harry's next theft: the legendary shampoo of Trafalgar Law...
>>3629614>>Whatever it is can't wait ten minutes?
Rolled 51 (1d100)Heading to bed, thanks for playing Lucious Locks and Heavenly Hair Quest!Rolling for Traffy's opinion of your own hair.
>>3629614>>It's actually Commander Flashman, what with me being a Marine and all. Just in case you'd forgotten.The first option sounds whiny, and the second is throwing weight around. The third is just being really annoying so that's what I'll vote for.
>>3629614 >Fiiiiine, can I at least get something to eat or drink? Been one hell of a day
>>3629614>>It's actually Commander Flashman, what with me being a Marine and all. Just in case you'd forgotten.
>>3629614>Fiiiiine, can I at least get something to eat or drink? Been one hell of a day
>>3629614>>Fiiiiine, can I at least get something to eat or drink? Been one hell of a dayDidn't we hide our name from Law?
>>3629614>It's actually Commander Flashman, what with me being a Marine and all. Just in case you'd forgotten.At this rate sunglasses and hat will become willing accomplices to Klaus's grand theft shampoo
>>3629642>Fiiiiine, can I at least get something to eat or drink? Been one hell of a day. Hopefully sweet?
>>3629614>Alright, alright. Thanks for taking us in by the way, instead of just taking the payment and running or something.
>>3629642On the denden, but I imagine he got our name from Garp
>>3629642Garp already told him that a Commander Flashman and two infantry would be coming, you just didn't want to give your real name over Den Den because of security issues.You also have Klaus with you, but he's not in uniform so you're clearly the Commander.
>>3629614>Fiiiiine, can I at least get something to eat or drink? Been one hell of a day+>Take off soaked coat and shirt.Chance to show off our awesome tattoo
>>3630878Now I think about it, I don't think Klaus has seen your tattoo either. Huh.>feeeeeed meeeeeee beeeeerkNoooo, you want food! Food, dammit! "Fiiiiine, can I at least get something to eat or drink? Been one hell of a day.""Same for me," Fireplace promptly jumps in, which is understandable, especially if he has the same appetite as his brother. Hopefully with better table manners, though.Trafalgar eyes you both with the casual insouciance that you've decided is his schtick, and idly shrugs. "Sure. Barra, show the rest of them around, and get the galley to send some food to my medbay."Oho! Sounds like he's gonna do SCIENCE! Which makes sense what with him being a doctor and all. Or surgeon. Actually, is he even qualified? Where did he study! Guy's kinda young..."Gotcha, Cap'n," a boiler-suited pirate says, eyeing your group of newcomers with obvious interest. Do they know why you're all here?And lo, thus it is that the party splits - your minions and Klaus follow pirate-mook ("I'll make sure these two don't do anything stupid," Klaus promises impolitely), while you and Abs are escorted by the fast-walking pirate-non-mook, Doctor Lawless. Or whatever."I want to check the payment first, then we'll give Mr Firefist a quick checkover," Lawless tells you, as the pair of you try to keep up with his quick strides. Especially you. Stupid long-legged people with their... height. Ugh. "If it all checks out, we'll get the surgery started as soon as possible.""Any estimates on how long it'll take?" Fireplace doesn't sound any more enthusiastic about being here than you are, which is a little weird, considering he's also a pirate."Assuming no complications, you should be fine to leave in two or three days. I'll assume you're competent enough to complete your medication and attend follow-up consultations by yourself." Lawless looks over his shoulder, eyeing you. "Unless you need a Marine babysitter for that too."At Fireplace's growing glare, you decide it's time to interrupt. "Unless there's an important medical reason for increasing his blood pressure, maaaaybe we could try to keep it professional?"Fireplace gives you a look you recognize. It means, 'I've actually met you before and am fairly certain you've never been professional in your life'. As for Lawless, he just smirks, making a vagye noise of amusement, before looking back ahead. You're kind of disappointed he didn't walk into a wall.>So, a submarine. That's... expensive?>I've gotta ask, did you actually attend medical school? Because the whole Surgeon of DEATH thing doesn't sound very optimistic for your patients' chances.>(Keep quiet, hopefully you can all get to the medbay without blowing the submarine up)>Other?
>>3631133>>So, a submarine. That's... expensive?>>Shouldn't it technically be called a subpirate? Because you know, you're not actually marines.
Rolled 70, 69, 56, 42, 65 = 302 (5d100)>>3631138>subpirate.......... damn it, Flashy.
>>3631133>>3631138>>So, a submarine. That's... expensive?>>Shouldn't it technically be called a subpirate? Because you know, you're not actually marines.This is both brilliant and profoundly stupid. It's perfect.
>>3631133>>So, a submarine. That's... expensive?>>Shouldn't it technically be called a subpirate? Because you know, you're not actually marines.Beautiful.
>>3631138all of my yes
>>3631138+1
>u r so smartQuick! A distraction from Abs getting tetchy and blowing shit up! "So, a submarine. That's... expensive? And shouldn't it technically be called a subpirate? Because you know, you're not actually Marines."An intense and meaningful silence descends, as Lawless and Fireplace slow to a halt and turn to stare at you.You stare back at them, eyes wide and innocent as you look at one and then the other blankly accusing faces. "... What?""The 'marine' in submarine is in reference to the sea, Mister Flashman," Lawless says, monotone. "Not to the naval forces.">I don't really care, it's a subpirate to me now.>Oh, I see! Thanks, I feel all educated now. (Plan to officially report that the Heart Pirates' vessel is call the Subpirate as soon as possible)>It doesn't really make sense though, does it? I mean, if sub is under and marine is water, it's literally an 'underwater'. We don't call ships 'topmarines' or 'supermarines'.>Other?
>>3631193>It doesn't really make sense though, does it? I mean, if sub is under and marine is water, it's literally an 'underwater'. We don't call ships 'topmarines' or 'supermarines'.
>>3631193>>It doesn't really make sense though, does it? I mean, if sub is under and marine is water, it's literally an 'underwater'. We don't call ships 'topmarines' or 'supermarines'.
>>3631193>I think both of you are in dire need of colonoscopy. To remove those stick up your asses.> (Plan to officially report that the Heart Pirates' vessel is call the Subpirate as soon as possible)
>>3631193>Oh, I see! Thanks, I feel all educated now. (Plan to officially report that the Heart Pirates' vessel is call the Subpirate as soon as possible)
>It doesn't really make sense though, does it? I mean, if sub is under and marine is water, it's literally an 'underwater'. We don't call ships 'topmarines' or 'supermarines'.>(Plan to officially report that the Heart Pirates' vessel is call the Subpirate as soon as possible)
>>3631193>>It doesn't really make sense though, does it? I mean, if sub is under and marine is water, it's literally an 'underwater'. We don't call ships 'topmarines' or 'supermarines'.It is too late, Law. Let the Flashman logic flow through you. It cannot be stopped.
>>3631230>support
>4-4 draw for officially misreporting the vessel name"It doesn't really make sense though, does it?" You gaze almost dreamily up at the metal ceiling, musing your Deep and Philosophical Thoughts. "I mean, if sub is under and marine is water, it's literally an 'underwater'. We don't call ships 'topmarines' or 'supermarines'.""That's..." Lawless sounds lost. And physically pained."Really, ships would be surfacemarines. They're not technically on TOP of the water," Fireplace innocently considers, rubbing his chin."No, that's not-" Lawless tries to intercede, having probably nothing useful to add.Hold up, you gotta argue this one. Abs' suggestion is just silly. "Yeah, but if some of the hull is underwater, would that be a partialsubmarine? Because that's just unwieldy naming. It's better to consider the fact that MOST of them is out of the water and name them based on that. Maybe a mostlymarine.""I dunno, I think saying, 'Look, a Marine mostlymarine!' would be kind of a pain," Fireplace decides, though he still sounds uncertain. "I guess I prefer 'ship'.""So what's an underwater vessel? Because 'submarine' is still stupid.""This entire argument is stupid!" Wow, Lawless is showing genuine emotion! Exciting! "This is a submarine, it's MY submarine, and no-one's calling it something idiotic just because you two can't speak simple Standard!"You and Abs watch the seething, purse-lipped pirate for a few seconds, before catching each other's eyes. "Ooookaaaaaay," you say, soothingly. "Whatever you say, Lawless."Fireplace stifles a snort. Lawless' eyes narrow, before he briskly turns, walking even faster than before. "Let's get this done and you all off my sub as soon as possible.""Off my 'under' doesn't even make sense," you mutter, enjoying Lawless' faint twitch, before he shoves a heavy door open, sharply motioning you inside."Get inside, PLEASE. We'll consider the treatment after I've seen the payment. And try not to drip over anything."You're actually drying pretty quickly here, but you still hold up the damp bag as you enter... the medbay of DEATH. "Payment comes after surgery and recovery. That's my orders.""I'll need proof of it anyway. Up on the table, please, Mister Firefist.">You can check Fireplace first. If you can't do anything for him, the payment doesn't matter.>(Toss him the bag) All there!>You can look at a page. Or two, if you tell me what it's all about.>Other?>>3631253>law instantly realises whose son you are because surely no-one else can be that goddamn stupid
>>3631288>You can check Fireplace first. If you can't do anything for him, the payment doesn't matter.
>>3631288>You can check Fireplace first. If you can't do anything for him, the payment doesn't matter.Pretty sure Garp told us to keep a tight hold on the bag lest he 'room' it away from us.Also we're unintentionally preparing Law for the eventual teamup with the strawhats and their idiocy in the future, and that's beautiful. At this rate he'll probably end up thinking that he's got a minor devil fruit ability in attracting complete morons.
>>3631288>Hand him one page like we were instructed by Garp
>>3631306this
>>3631288>>You can look at a page. Or two, if you tell me what it's all about.
Rolled 75, 62, 19 = 156 (3d100)>>3631304I've just realized we now have three D's in the same room, with no-one to provide any common sense. This is terrible.
>>3631288>>You can check Fireplace first. If you can't do anything for him, the payment doesn't matter.
>>3631288Switching from >>3631298 to support >>3631306>>3631316Three D´s in the same room and one of them has Celestial Dragon blood in his veins....golly, I sure hope Law's submarine insurance is in order!
Rolled 53 (1d100)Rolling to have the marines refer to laws sub as a “Sub-Pirate”
>>3631306Supporting
>>3631306Support for professionalism.
>>3631288>>Hand him one page like we were instructed by Garp
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>3631348
>>3631466Abs, is that you?
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>3631348That doesn't seem right. Rolling to have everyone refer to Lawless' sub as a subpirate, but only when he's there to get annoyed by it and start to wonder whether everyone except him has gone mad.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3631481
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3631348>>3631466>>3631481>>3631489Huh. Looks like the dice really don't want us to bully our sort-of-brother until after he figures out who our dad is?.
Rolled 83 (1d100)Rolling for the odds that Firefist is going to accidentally capsize this sub
>>3631500ABS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
>>3631500The one time Fireplace doesn't job.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3631503>Abs, as he punches a hole through the hull: "lol i dunno">one pageYou carefully rip open the top of the bag (tough material, whatever it is), while Lawless watches disinterestedly. "I've been told you can have one page beforehand, and the rest after. No negotiation.""Acceptable."Fireplace seats himself on the long table, wriggling awkwardly out of his shirt as best he can without knocking the sling. Meanwhile, you delve a hand into the bag - the papers feel dry, thank Seasus - and run a finger over them before selecting a random one. You tug it out, Lawless reaching for it.>Look at it before you give it to him>Hand it over like a good little Marine.>Other?If I did a thread from Klaus' PoV, would that be a good or absolutely terrible idea?(Rolling to accidentally electrocute the entire submarine like a dumbass.)
>>3631543>>Hand it over like a good little Marine.
>>3631543>>Hand it over like a good little Marine.We are super duper professional!>If I did a thread from Klaus' PoV, would that be a good or absolutely terrible idea?It would definitely be something alright. Not particularly interested myself, but I can understand the appeal it might have.
>>3631543>Look at it as you hand it to him.
>>3631543>>Look at it before you give it to him
>>3631543>>Hand it over like a good little Marine.>Klaus threadedulretni oloZ
>>3631543>>Hand it over like a good little Marine.>Look over a couple of the other pages later while he's busy trying to treat Fireplace's success allergy.
>>3631543>>Hand it over like a good little Marine.Why bother, the whole thing will just blow up in our face later on down the line without us having to lift a finger on our part>Klaus PoVNot really feeling it. Use that energy on tracking down the Zoro interlude
>>3631576This
>>3631576This one
>>3631387>>3631288support
Looking at other pages, sneaky sneaky>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>3631654I'm scared of fucking up
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3631654
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>3631654
>>3631662I didn't! Yay!(do we apply stealth bonuses? Or nah?)
>>3631665Too close.I will not be rolling again today.
>>3631665Weird number of 2s in this thread...Anyway, 80 is good enough that you saw something interesting! The pages you pulled seem to be about...>Dressrosa>Donquixote Doflamingo>Vice-Admiral Vergo>The Ito Ito no Mi
>>3631691>Donquixote Doflamingo
>>3631691>>Dressrosa
>>3631691>>Donquixote Doflamingo
>>3631691I want Doffy... but how could we pass up a chance to really hammer in that disillusionment with the Marines?>>Vice-Admiral Vergo
>>3631691>>Vice-Admiral VergoBy the way guys, regardless of who/what these papers are about, we now know IC that Garp is trading classified material to pirates
>>3631691>>Vice-Admiral VergoSince we're following Smoboss this might be useful.
>>3631691>Vice-Admiral Vergo
>>3631691Switching to Vergo
>>3631714Yup. Of course, you still have no idea why Garp can't just get regular Marine surgeons for a shichibukai's injuries. It's a mystery!4-4 draw at the moment.>>3631734>>3631736Never mind, 5-4. Any more?
>>3631744Fuck I'll switch back to doffy to break the tie. I'd be fine either way to be honest.
>LA FLAMINGOYou pass the page over - and then dip your hand back in the bag, grabbing another page, and pulling it out to look over.... Donquixote Doflamingo? The Shichibukai? Why the hell would Trafalgar Lawless want this report on his recent trades on Sabaody?You eye it with confusion and mild interest, skimming the vague terms and dry listing of numbers (some kind of livestock), while the pirate reads his own."It seems to be in order," he finally says, and you hear the rustle of paper as he sets the page down. Then, warningly, "And is there some reason why YOU'RE reading my payment, Mr Flashman?>Not really, just bored. What's the deal with Doflamingo, then?>C'mon, there's classified documents right here, how can I NOT peek?>I'll warn you now, I'm high maintenance when it comes to entertainment.>Other?
>>3631744>>Donquixote DoflamingoWe need to see those sweet shades.
>>3631789>>I'll warn you now, I'm high maintenance when it comes to entertainment.
>>3631789>>Not really, just bored. What's the deal with Doflamingo, then?>>I'll warn you now, I'm high maintenance when it comes to entertainment.
>>3631789>>Not really, just bored. What's the deal with Doflamingo, then?
>>3631796>Not really, just bored. What's the deal with Doflamingo, then?
>>3631789>I'll warn you now, I'm high maintenance when it comes to entertainment.
>>3631789>>C'mon, there's classified documents right here, how can I NOT peek?>Other?For someone named Lawless you're surprisingly a big stickler for the rules, huh?Also I'm very high maintenance when it comes to entertainment
>>3631789>>Not really, just bored. What's the deal with Doflamingo, then?>>Didn't know the guy worked with livestock, he opening a farm or something?
>>3631789Just checking if everything is in place we had little mishap afterall
>traffy's face when the marine just casually opens his classified payment and reads along like it's a book clubMeh. "I'll warn you now, I'm high maintenance when it comes to entertainment." You shrug, pushing the page back into the bag. Talk about boring, why does he even want this stuff?"I'm certainly getting that impression, yes," Lawless says, voice dry. "If you could refrain from touching things that don't belong to you in future, that would be lovely."Considering basically nothing on the subpirate belongs to you, that sounds like a serious inconvenience, but you nod politely anyway. "Aye aye, Captain Lawless! I'll be the perfect guest.""... I already find that doubtful." That said, he steps away to - pull out a drawer full of shiny metal things you assume are medical tools. "Mr Firefist, I'll be performing some basic checks of your health to get a current baseline, before I look at your arm. If you have any concerns, let me know." Wow, he can be all doctor-y after all. How about that?"I just want to get this fixed up," Fireplace says, leaning his head slightly as Lawless starts taking his pulse, then his temperature (you suspect he's gonna be a tad hotter than average), and starts shining a light and peering into his eyeballs like a weirdo. What's this even got to do with his arm? It's more like he's taking advantage of the opportunity to get some medical data on a Logi- oh, yeah, that's totally what he's doing.Well. Garp didn't say anything about that, and Abs isn't kicking up a fuss, so you settle back and hope the food arrives soon. You ate last night, which was... nearly fifteen hours ago? Guh.Fooooooooood.>Wait patiently like a good boy.>Screw this, he's seen the payment. Go find whoever's bringing food.>Say something?>Other?You've succeeded in confusing and exasperating Trafalgar Law, congrats.
>>3631858>Wait patiently like a good boy.Let's confuse him some more!Also something something might be a bad thing leaving Abs unsupervised with a pirate.
>>3631858>Wait patiently like a good boy.
>>3631858>Wait patiently like a good boy.>Klaus threadThat sounds great.
>>3631858>>Say something?>Ask about the "livestock" Doflamingo is handling.Since we're hungry let's talk about food!
>>3631858>>Wait patiently like a good boy.
>Let's confuse him some more!>>3631862you know, what if people start thinking flashmans stupidity is a way to gen under peoples skinand slip up in a fight, and h is actually a brilliant mastermind due to some of the shit he has pulled.
>>3631858>>Say something?>Ask about the "livestock" Doflamingo is handling.
Trafalgar's first opinion of you: hmm this man is young for a Commander, he must be extremely cunning and dangerous. i must keep a close eye on himTrafalgar's current opinion of you: this child is a goddamn imbecile, he's clearly been promoted through nepotism. i must keep an eye on him to prevent him wandering off and damaging something through blatant stupidity and curiosity>>3631877Then they'd be partially right.
>>3631858>>Wait patiently like a good boy while looking if the compass has been damaged in any way shape or form in the madness.
>>3631858>>Let's confuse him some more!ask him weird questions like is spaghetti round noodles?is not a subpirate a opposite sky ship?is a bathtub a reverse boat?wait whats a tub?Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet?What do you call male ballerinas?Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety-one”?
>>3631908How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?why is it called the funny bone if hitting it hurts?whats that long handle knife?why do you have a puffball mushroom as a hat?look for a electrical outlet to stick something metal or our tongue in now when we have that fruit
Flashy is gud boi>Roll 1d100, worst of 3
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3631927
>>3631858>>>Say something?>>Ask about the "livestock" Doflamingo is handling.we do also this and ask it is chicken beacuse done flamingo sounds like someone who likes bird
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3631927
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>3631927
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3631927
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>3631927
>>3631929>>3631931>>3631937What the fuck.
>>3631929>>3631931>>3631937Flashy is the guddest boi
>>3631929>>3631931>>3631937>WO3>still manged to get a 90+ rollflashdice everbody
>>3631929>>3631931>>3631937Seasus, Flashy. Calm down.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3631938and one more for the fun of it
>>3631929>>3631931>>3631937>Worst off>Nobody rolled under 90Did Lawless put Fireplace to sleep?
>>3631927>worst of 3>>3631929>>3631931>>3631937>97,98,91I love this quest.
Rolled 20 (1d100)HOW WAS THIS POSSIBLE
>>3631944This was actually a roll to see if Abs could resist having a narcoleptic attack while being checked over, so... congrats to Fireplace on not jobbing? Somehow?... I think Doctor Oniisan either fixed his narcolepsy or his jobbing.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3631953i am so confused
>>3631953havent had a 100 in a few days, so we needed something like that, turns out Abs can roll well only if Lawless is around
>>3631957... ok
>>3631957what the NUT is happening?
Rolled 58, 31, 68, 32, 81, 55, 65, 54, 100, 28 = 572 (10d100)>>3631957... So am I, what the hell.>>3631958I think Law is the anti-Abs.Rolling to check Doctor Oniisan's luck.
>>3631957>Ace anon rolled a 100 after doctor onii-san worked his magicMy god does Law really have a cure for jobbing???
>>3631957I'd complain about wasting a nat 100, but given what quest this is we'll probably be seeing another in a minute or two.
>>3631957Nice wasted dice.
>>3631964One D positive rollsTwo D's negative rollsThree D's positive rollsHmyyy... WE NEED MORE D's!
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3631962>>3631957>>3631966>>3631964.........what is this reality
>>3631978Stop spamming
>>3631964>another 100We have to steal that shampoo.
>>3631977It doesn't work like that we have Gol D Rodent with us so that make 3 D
>>3631957i dont know if this was my first 100 but it likely is >>3631981i have been rolling 4 and 6 lately is it like this thread steals all the good rolls?
>>3631982I almost forgot about his nat100 shampoo. We need to keep an eye on Klaus.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>91, Abs remains awakeYou are the guddest of gud bois, the most professional Marine currently in this room. Which means you sit there like a mature and patient adult as Lawless runs Fireplace through a whole battery of tests and questions - can he move the arm? Range of motion? What's he been taking for it? Has he used his Devil Fruit I'm not? - which, to be honest, bores you senseless.And then he says, "Room.", a shimmering blue barrier appears around him and Abs, and Fireplace's arm is suddenly removed. And in, like, two dozen pieces. Floating in the air.>WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK>(Control yourself and refrain from panicking! Will require a roll)>>3631966THE OPE OPE NO MI IS THE MOST POWERFUL FRUIT EVER>>3631986Rodent is with Klaus, and is a pet rather than adopted, so his D is purely decorative.I can't believe I just typed that.Rolling for shampoo shenanigans.
>>3632002>WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
>>3632002>>(Control yourself and refrain from panicking! Will require a roll)
>>3632002>Faint>Because seriously WTF?!
>>3632002>(Control yourself and refrain from panicking! Will require a roll)>(Devil fruit fuckery, it's just devil fruit fuckery CONTROL YOURSELF FLASHMAN!)
>>3632017support
>>3632002>Just faintWe lack the energy for a freakout
Rolled 2 (1d3)Let's see if Law-luck still prevents jobbery...>Roll 1d100, first 3 rolls1 best of2 middle3 worst of
>>3632002>25 pathetic they stole inferior crew shampoo from pubic shower not superior Law celestialshampoo
>>3632002 #>>(Control yourself and refrain from panicking! Will require a roll)
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3632038
>>3632002On an unrelated note, the overprotected demon prince thread is about to fall off board.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3632038
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3632038
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3632038
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3632038
>>3632043>>3632047>>3632050>>3632051>>3632052Damn, straight back to jobbing
>>3632046I've got to be honest, I didn't enjoy running it, and I haven't even checked it in days. I thought I could grow to enjoy it, but there's a reason it wasn't on my list of quests I actually wanted to run.Between my lack of interest and RL hitting me over the last week, I'm dropping it, sorry. I should... probably post that on the thread. My bad, I suck.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3632054Does Doctor Oniisan only prevent Abs from jobbing?
>>3632056Don't beat yourself over it.
>>3632069Eh, I've learned a valuable lesson about only running what I want to run, and not going for something else because others like it. It's just a shame for anyone who was actually enjoying it.>28Due to suddenly seeing lumps of muscle, fat, bone, and strings of nerves and blood vessels hovering in the air while Doctor Oniisan studies them, Flashy proceeds to freak out at the sudden, gruesome view of a person's internals. Like a bitch. Noice.>Pass out.>High-pitched screaming and flaling ensues.>Holy shit, he's attacking Fireplace! STAB HIM!>Other? (Subject to veto)
>>3632090>>High-pitched screaming and flaling ensues.
>>3632090>>Contemplate whether this is vivisection of Ace or dissection of an arm then ask Law
>>3632090 I was, but I'm not going to hound you about it. Quests die all the time. >>3632097This, but also>pass out
>Seasus Job and Maryne THIS IS WHY THEY FUCKING CALL YOU THE SURGEON OF DEATH!
>>3632102Also wtf my ID keeps on changing.
>>3632090>Hug the bag>Pass out.
>>3632090>Other?>Frozen, with an increasingly shell shocked look, that coincides with an increasingly high pitched scream.
>>3632090>>High-pitched screaming and flaling ensues.Was there anything in particular you didn't like about it?
>>3632107this
>>3632102Thanks, sorry it died. If anyone wants to run with it (or the general idea), they're welcome to do so.>>3632110Occasional ham and chuuni is fun. Having to try and do it constantly is tiring. I also fucked up and made the MC more angsty than he was supposed to, didn't like how I wrote the Royal Advisor (actually the opposite of an evil vizier, she was supposed to be a badly-disguised angel trying to do Good, and I completely messed it up), and just generally didn't have any real interest in the plot/setting. I guess it could have worked if I tightened it up and tried it as a one or two-shot, but the MC was just too annoying for me to continue with. Flashy is dumb sometimes, but I find him more amusng with it.
>>3632136I had a feeling it was the chuuni protag. I was enjoying it, but I can understand how it would get annoying to write after a while.
>>3632136Ha, I saw that coming a mile away. People don't get restraint and enjoyment go hand in hand. Quests like Stand Quest Requiem are proof of that.
>>3632172What happened with SQR?
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3632164Yeah, if I'd stuck with my plan of fewer but longer posts, it might have worked, but I did shorter posts like here and it just dragged too much.Going to sleep, sorry guys, I keep misspelling everything. Thanks for playing, and rolling for Klaus' quest for the Heavenly Shampoo.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>3632185Rolling for Gol D. Rodent's quest for the One Cheese
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3632172This. It's why sites like Anonkun suck so muchAlso rolling for Flashy's secret medical degree
>>3632176Y'know how sometimes we post headcanons/greentext, laugh at them and leave it at that? And sometimes OP likes it and makes it canon? Well, the anons of SQR took it way too far. They wrote the disgusting amalgamation of r9k greentext and Jojo and MHA autism and actually voted to try and make their stupidity happen. The QM took it fairly well and vetoed the votes and I think in one time he mocked the character in-post, but I just dropped the thing. The quest was later put on hiatus.
>>3632204SQR?
>>3632251Stand Quest Requiem my dude
>>3632107This one
>>3632107Supporting
>>3632204Haha, did you not see all of It before It went on haitus? The autism kept going strong right up until the QM said 'fuck this I need a break.'All quests have autism, and I can confidently say that no quest has ever rivaled Stand Quest Requiem. Stand Quest Requiem holds the title as the objectively most autistic quest, or at least the most autistic audience, to ever exist. If someone knows of one more autistic I'd be damn surprised.For those of you that haven't seen It, It's something you need to see for yourselves. And for those of you that have, well, you know who you are.
>>3634218>Stand Quest Requiemjust like king crimson itself, IT JUST WORKS
>>3634311One day I'm going to have to read SQR, along with the 20million others on my 'To read' list...How's everyone doing, this delightfully chilly day?
>>3634218>Quest went on haitus before we got to meet Iida onceIt still hurts
>>3634327Need to study for an exam, but other than panicky I'm fine. What about you OP? >>3634218The first threads were actually fun to read (even if the autism was copious) but I didn't reach the "tism singularity" so I can't talk about that.
>>3634218It's a shame too because it was genuinely great up until retards ruined it with their sperging.
is anyone here?
>>3634439No
>>3634440want to come with me to another quest? we have aliens and stuff is heating up we are having a diplomatic video call from the moon with the humans
>>3634449Sounds pretty cool, which one is it?Winner looks like it’s general shock followed by screaming, but no passing out. You are truly impressing Doctor Oniisan with your manly stoicism!
>>3634468So how Klaus will react when he hears Flashy genuine scream of terror?
http://boards.4channel.org/qst/thread/3606447#bottom
Rolled 58 (1d100)>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHThere is an arm.What used to be an arm.It is now gobbets of flesh and still-flowing blood and shining bone and webs of stringy things that kind of make you want to throw up a little.Oh. Oh Seasus. This is disgusting.You’re sort of aware of your eyes widening, breath stopping, a distant ringing in your ears as all other sound dulls down, your senses focusing on the fact that TRAFALGAR LAW HAS JUST RIPPED A FUCKING ARM APART VIA DEVIL FRUIT MAGIC AND IT IS FLOATING IN THE AIR WHAT THE FUCKYou decide to comment on this incident.“ggggaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”Lawless and Fireplace look over to you, Fireplace being weirdly calm for a guy currently missing an arm. In fact, he’s currently trying to poke at it with his other hand.Lawless cocks an eyebrow at you, although you can just tell the smug little shit knows exactly what’s got your eyes bulging and hand pointing at the flying gristle and sinew. “Problem?”“WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS IS WHY THEY CALL YOU THE FUCKING SURGEON OF DEATH!! WHAT THE HELL FRUIT IS THAT?!”“Ah.” Lawless blinks slowly. Man, those are huge bags under his eyes. “That isn’t a fruit. That’s an arm.”“YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE!!”“It’s the Ope Ope no Mi,” Fireplace says, looking far too amused. “It’s on his bounty poster didn’t you read it?”“I take the photos, I don’t read the damn things!” That’s a valid excuse, and you’re sticking to it! “I just - never mind. It’s cool. It’s fine.”>Ignore my freakout. Continue your mutilation.>I, uh, saw a spider.>I guess I can see why you’d be good at digging around in people, now.>Other?>>3634478.... You know, that’s a good point. ROLLING
>>3634492>vivisected while awakeMmmmmmmm yeah, not my sort of quest. I’ll stick with pining after Gun x Glory instead, sorry.
>>3634493>>I guess I can see why you’d be good at digging around in people, now.
>klaus had his Observation activated, so he felt you calm down. alas.“I guess I can see why you’d be good at digging around in people, now.”“Yes, that and my medical training,” Lawless says, returning to examining the freakish sight of... ugh. Seriously, it’s disgusting. Not that you haven’t seen people’s insides become outsides before, but this is... no.You twitch your eyes over to Abs himself, rather than the currently separated part of him, in the name of dulling your growing queasiness.It mostly works.“You’ve really put your arm through some stress, Mr Firefist,” Lawless finally casually states, having poked and prodded at the meat enough to be apparently satisfied. “Judging by it...”>Roll 1d100, best of 3
>>3634499>vivisected while awakeMmmmmmmm yeah, not my sort of quest.The irony
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3634536
>>3634536
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3634536
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>3634536
>>3634499it was the only time that happened we have been calmer when the trolls disappeared or stopped trolling after that and the loss of our ship it has only been diplomacy exploration and resource gathering and that start is the reason why we dont have any more players "(Knowledge: Humans: 1.3/2] ([Physiology 1/2, Language 2/2, Customs 1/2])"The engineer hijacks the current transmission. On earth, the sound of smooth jazz is rudely interrupted by a shrill and monotonous voice."Human Denizens of Earth, do not be alarmed! Do not seek to adjust your radio or television set. We are controlling the transmission.""This is the Commander of ZETA II, I speak as a ambassador on behalf of the ZETA Reticuli System. I repeat, do not be alarmed! ...We come in Peace..!""As lifeforms from another world. We enter your Solar System in search of means to further our reproduction. In order to accomplish our mission we seek to study your gen-' *STATIC* ..."You transmission has been cut. In fact the broadcast has shut down entirely. The crew is most displeased with this outcome. It would seem the humans do not wish to communicate trough this channel. Over the coming days your [Commander] reports that the humans were very much alarmed by your transmission and that a wave of hysteria swept across the nation. a few days later the transmission is openly declared to have been a hoax, and no more then a publicity stunt by an eccentric film-maker on earth.(1/2)>> Nynymous (ID: RbyDjly1) 07/07/19(Sun)14:43:14 No.3634388▶>>3634473File: 2.jpg (159 KB, 373x480)159 KBSeveral weeks pass after you hijacked the transmission and one day a large red button on your communication relay lights up.This call opens direct line of video-communications. The signal is coming from a unspecified location on earth, a [Scanning Device (Long Range)] could tell you more.The screen opens up to show a older human-specimen with a flat-topped hexagonal hat. His chest is adorned with metallic trinkets. Behind him are several electronic television screens and a large banner with symbols suggesting a multitude of star systemsHis heart rate is slightly elevated, his skin forming tiny droplets of transpiration. His speech stiff and rehearsed. He speaks with a loud and forced voice."Visitors from Zeta Reticuli, On behalf on the United States of America and the people of of earth it is my honour and duty to welcome you to our solar system. We wish to establish peaceful communications between our peoples and hope we can improve our relationship and learn a great deal from one another. To do this, we humbly but firmly request you do not interfere with any of the population on earth for the time being. nor interfere with any of our technology until our respective leaders have had a chance to meet in person. It would be please us greatly to arrange such a meeting in the near future and work is already underway to navigate to your location.
>>3634537Hey now, the Ope Ope no Mi doesn’t hurt! Plus, it all goes back together at the end, woohoo!>>3634546Huh, looks like Abs gets to keep his arm. Oh, well. I’ll lop off someone else’s limb some other time. Maybe yours!
>>3634556I would be super mad at Ace if we didn't fix his arm
>>3634552the start is really the bottle cap on the quest it gave a bad impression
>>3634566but it gets better and we now have a goal a space race between the humans and us >>3634468we have being doing stuff like bumping into the local fauna on the moon and making the space cure all for bacteria from inspiration from a toothpaste commercial
>>3634556if you skip that and jump right to the blundering idiots managing to blast themselves with a laser pyramid it just get better like right now 10 years until the humans reach the moon
>>3634552>>3634566>>3634574>>3634583pls stop
>>3634583Okay look I can just about forgive you for that wasted 100 earlier but just shut up now
Rolled 42 (1d100)>90“... it looks like I can fix it up.”Abs’ relief is palpable. “Completely?”“Good as new. You’ll need a little physical therapy, and I’d recommend being gentle with it for a while, but a couple of surgeries should do it.”You lean forwards, even though it means seeing The Floating Meat. “Great! I’ll let Garp know-““Food!” A muffled voice and rapping on the door interrupts. “Am I good to come in, cap’n?”“Sure, get in here,” Lawless calls, tugging off his thin surgical gloves and tossing them in the trash. The door opens just as the Room thing tugs Fireplace’s arm back together, looking like it had never been ripped apart by a cold, uncaring Devil Fruit. Does the man have any emotion beyond ‘smugness’?“Two meals!” The crewmember beams, holding up a pair of plates. You suspect that’s not going to fill Fireplace, but a plate’s good enough for you, so who cares? Hell, you’re even mostly dry by now! Even if you look like shit, and your hair and skin are itchy with seasalt.“We’ll start surgery after Mister Firefist has eaten,” Lawless states, sounding unutterably bored. “And showered, for hygiene reasons.”You’re a little too busy shovelling down a ginormous sandwich to care. It’s hardly gourmet, but you doubt this crew has a Sanji, and Fireplace seems pretty happy with his own - unless he’s just thrilled to know he’s not gonna lose an arm. Understandable.“I have other things to do prepare, so Barra’ll show you to the showers or your bunks,” he continues. “I’ll start the surgery in... three hours. Any questions?”>Nah, we’re good.>(What question?)>Other?
>>3634630>ETA on when Fireplace will be discharged?Garp will probably want to know a solid timeframe
>>3634630>What kind of shampoo do you use?Mind games, baby>>3634641Mine after this one
>Why be a pirate? With your medical skills you could easily live in the lap of luxury, hell it wouldn't even be a stretch for your crew to do as well, So... yeah, why fly the flag?
>>3634644He’s a pirate so he can steal/afford his shampoo, duh.
>>3634630>>What kind of shampoo do you use?
>>3634630>>3634641>>3634643Supporting these two
>>3634630>Any idea how long it will all take?
>>3634630>>3634641+1
>>3634630>>ETA on when Fireplace will be discharged?>>What kind of shampoo do you use?
>>3634662+1
>dem luscious locks“Yeah, first up, when do you think he’ll be discharged?” Might as well get an accurate estimate for Vice-Admiral ‘Totally Not His Grandfather’ Garp.“Day after tomorrow,” Lawless bluntly answers. “Assuming no complications, which I don’t expect. What else?”You lock eyes with him, thoughts fixed on Klaus’ sticky fingers, Tashigi’s expensive haircare, and the surprisingly nice hair escaping from beneath Lawless’ mottled hat. “What kind of shampoo do you use?”Barra makes a confused squeak of a noise, while Lawless just stares back, possibly wishing for death. “If I said the blood of the innocent, would you leave it at that?”“... Probably not.”“Mm, thought not. Pontoon Keratin Max. Then conditioned with the blood of the innocent. Is that all?”>Yep, we’re good! (finger guns)>Now that you mention it... (something else?)>Other?
>>3634685>>Yep, we’re good! (finger guns)+ s m i l e
>>3634688Supporting
>>3634688Support
>>3634685>>Yep, we’re good! (finger guns)
>>3634688Supporteronni
>>3634685>>3634688+1
>>3634688OH BOY>Troll- sorry, Roll 1d100, best of 3
>>3634688 #Support
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3634705This should be good.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3634705
>>3634685wait are you a piratepire(pirate vampire) pirate? it that why you have a subpirate?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3634705
>>3634709I believe the scientific term is vampirate.
>51, a niggling memory“Yep, we’re good!” You beam at him, shooting a couple of finger-guns for good measure, plate balanced on your lap.Lawless... stares at you, not an uncommon reaction to your magnificent finger-guns, sadly. Why does no-one appreciate them? Those poor, uncultured souls.“... Right.” What an underwhelming reaction. Judging from the slightly narrowed eyes, you think he might suspect you of messing with him? Which is ridiculous, of course, you’ve never messed with anyone. Ever. Then he shakes his head, and the moment is lost as he turns and walks out, stride maybe a little more forceful than earlier.“Well,” You say to Abs, while he downs the remains of his food. “He seemed nice!”Mouth full, Fireplace quirks a disbelieving eyebrow at you. As for the Barra guy, he coughs politely. “So, uh, should I show you to somewhere?”>Wherever the rest of my crew are, please.>The showers. I need to get clean.>Cabin. Bed. Nap. (And call Garp there, too)>I gotta make a call here, hang on.>Other?>Other?
>>3634726>The showers. I need to get clean.Drowned rat no more.And these dice sure like their dramatic narrative eh? Ah well worth a shot.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3634728The dice will let Doctor Oniisan realize where he’s seen that smile before as soon as you’ve had some kind of dramatic fight to the almost-death. Or Doffy will recognise you first and announce who you are in front of him. One or the other!Rolling for dice waiting for ultimate drama.
>>3634726>>The showers. I need to get clean.
>>3634726>>The showers. I need to get clean.>>3634732Well. That's definitely something lol
>>3634732.... never mind, dice are waiting for something else. I am suspicious.
>>3634736kek we just need to smile at him more after pulling a feat of utmost dumbassery. Or after fireplace sets our coat on fire or something.
>>3634726>>The showers. I need to get clean.Can we find a way to clean our children too?
>Check that compass is ok after all that just happened
>>3634736 we're gonna get fucking shot after our adventure with Lawless, triggering his ptsd>>3634726Shower, then call Garp
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3634740Sure, ask for something for weapon maintenance. Or get Klaus to steal some for you along with the shampoo.>>3634746Rolling to see if you need to set yourself on fire to have him recognise you.
>>3634748Actually did Law ever see Rosis compass? It was pretty important for him wasn't it?
>>3634753He wouldn't have had it by then because mom would have nicked it way before then.
>>3634753>>3634757Yeah, Rosi lost his compass before he went undercover.And momma didn’t technically steal it, he left it behind when he left in a rush, and she had no idea where to send it on to. Although considering she was a pirate, would she have done so anyway? WHO KNOWS
>>3634760If we keep doing smiles around Law will it jog his memory eventually? Also I can't wait for the fact we are also a D drop.
>>3634753Compass is gonna be what gets Flashman on Sengoku's radar. With Law it's our pearly whites or bust.
>>3634768I doubt that will come up until we finally meeting our mother. I mean, Harry doesn’t even know.
>more water plz “Showers,” you promptly say. “I need to get clean.”Then you can finally show off how much cooler you are than Mr Tall, Dark and Creepy! Your stunningly masculine looks will shine against yeeeah you just want to get clean. Please.Barra nods, and you and Fireplace follow him back through the metal corridors to what are apparently some communal showers. Either you’re getting the VIP treatment, or they have good water filtration going on, because you don’t get a warning about how much water to use, thank Seasus. The cabins you’ve been assigned aren’t too far either, from the directions you get, although if you’re going to be on hand for Fireplace’s cutting-up-and-fixing, you doubt you’ll have time for much.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for shampoo quality.This is the most important Roll in the entire Quest. May the Dice Gods have mercy on you and your hair.>>3634768Depends what the dice will. Although the more Rosi things you say/do in front of him, the faster things will add up.>>3634771Or setting yourself on fire!
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3634775
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>3634775
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3634775
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3634775
>>3634777We stylin'
>>3634777>Dubs and Trips>>3634778>>3634779Dice Gods will it, Klaus MUST have this shampooI guess it makes sense, having a mink onboard and everything
>>3634777IT CAN'T BE! THE CELESTIAL SHAMPOO?!
>>3634775>Depends what the dice will. Although the more Rosi things you say/do in front of him, the faster things will add up.So basically be our clumsy flashman self?
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>3634777>>3634778What.Uh. Welcome to Shampoo Quest! Also, One Piece is actually a legendary guide to hair-care. Just so you know.>99 AND TRIPS.................. The Heart Pirates crew’s shampoo is the greatest you’ve ever used. It’s better than Tashigi’s.You’re pretty sure Klaus is going to steal it all.You don’t blame him.“Why are they the Heart Pirates? They should be the Hair Pirates,” you say, awestruck by the silky smoothness, as you run your hands through your now-drying hair.“You Marines respect dibs, right,” Fireplace innocently asks, his own hair looking spectacular.Nice try, Abs. “Dibs!”“Damn it!”HA. IT WILL ALL BE YOURS. Another piece of good news is that the internal heat of the subpirate means your clothes are drying quickly again, after you gave them a quick rinse in clean water and a rub-down with a bar of soap. It’s hardly professional laundry, but you’ve currently got one change of clothes, and like crap you’re wearing an orange boiler-suit.>Leave the shirt off, your tattoo is magnificent and must be displayed.>Fully display your noble prince look via actually wearing your damn shirt under the coat>Other?
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3634806Roll I forgot.
>>3634806>>Leave the shirt off, your tattoo is magnificent and must be displayed.
>>3634806>Fully display your noble prince look via actually wearing your damn shirt under the coat
>>3634806>>Fully display your noble prince look via actually wearing your damn shirt under the coat
>>3634806>>Fully display your noble prince look via actually wearing your damn shirt under the coatThe tatoo needs a more dramatic reveal.
Holy lurk votes, BPQM>>3634806Voting to show off tattoo, the audience already saw it in our fight against EminelNo need to hide the dragon anymore
Don't we also have the D smile besides the Doffy and Rosi grins?
>>3634855How many smiles can one man have?
>>3634806>Fully display your noble prince look via actually wearing your damn shirt under the coatIf we wanted to show off the tattoo then slightly windswept would have been better.
>>3634855Rosi is regular happy beaming smile.Doffy is batshit 'I'm gonna fuck shit up including your face' grin.I don't think there's such a thing as a generic D smile? Unless you mean the standard Oda grin.>>3634843And yeah, I love how everyone comes out for the really important stuff.SHAMPOO AND TATTOO QUEST: Fuck That Marine Shit - The Questening
>>3634806
>>3634893The D smile at death.
>>3634893
>>3634893To be fair, looking your best is extremely important in a shounen (probably...)
>mfw players vote to actively put a shirt on :OThankfully (mostly to Lieutenant Junior Grade Tashigi, you suspect), your shirt somehow repels wrinkles through the power of JUSTICE and SWORDS. Or something.Mr Speedy also appreciates having a clean, non-salty pocket to settle in, judging by the somewhat approving look he gives your coat before wriggling inside.Yay for pocket slime!... Ick."I look amazing," you tell your reflection, adjusting your quickly-dried clothes. Your hair sparkles under the subpirate lighting, like the divine gift from heaven that it currently is."... Yeah, sure," says Abs. He's clearly jealous. "Hey, can I borrow your Den Den? I'd rather talk to the Vice Admiral myself.">Oh, I know he's your grandfather, you don't have to call him by his rank.>Noooope, sorry, gotta make the call myself. Duty and all that.>I guess so? I'm sure he'll be happy to hear from his... Shichibukai.>Other?>>3634900Oh, yeah, if you get to a point where it looks like you're definitely going to die, you're probably going to do that smile. You may not, if you're having a tragic death where you're surrounded by the corpses of your crew, or whatever.>>3634907THAT'S NOT A SMILE>>3634908Considering your hair, this is now a shoujo.
>>3634926>I guess so? I'm sure he'll be happy to hear from his... Shichibukai.
>>3634926>Observation Haki first in case of eavesdroppers >Oh, I know he's your grandfather, you don't have to call him by his rank.
>>3634926>I guess so? I'm sure he'll be happy to hear from his... Shichibukai.totally just trying to keep things from us but we dont have the power or clout to do anything
>>3634926We need to make the call ourselves but if fireplace wants to speak over our shoulder, he can>>3634947Also, supporting this
>>3634926>Observation Haki first in case of eavesdroppers >I guess so? I'm sure he'll be happy to hear from his grandson
>>3634947This
>>3634926>>3634947+1 for paranoid Haki.
>>3634959This has my vote
PARANOIA>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for Haki
>>3634926>>I guess so? I'm sure he'll be happy to hear from his... Shichibukai.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3634977
>>3634977
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>3634977I spy with my little eye...
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3634977
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3634977
>>3634983I’m starting to believe this shit about two Ds in one area creating bad luck, but three giving good luck.
Rolled 9 (1d100)I once made a watermelon glory hole. It did not feel good. Haki is ok.
>>3635003Hold up, you still had good luck when you were with Strawbrat.Clearly Doctor Oniisan has some kind of anti-jobbing power. Or maybe being on a subpirate and having magnificent hair can deflect bad luck.
>>3635016Yeah but we didn't really roll much with Strawhat in the vicinity. Except for during the Stalk and Enel fight. And we spent several crits to keep his crew alive and Strawhat still had the boat fall on him.
>>3635016We need to check our luck when we meet other doomed fuckersMaybe the Dice Gods don't like us interacting with people that really need to dieMaybe being underwater counteracts Fireplace's jobbing aura
Okay, you successfully activated your Haki, but now there's more votes for Shichibukai and not mentioning grandfather so... I dunno. Fuck it.>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3635047
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3635047
SOMEONE ROLL ONE MORE TIME
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>3635047
>>3635062Awwww.
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>3635062So. Fucking. CLOSE!Just two off gaining something spectacular...Congrats to Abs for passing yet another roll, I think he needs to stay underwater for the rest of his life.
>>3635072clearly us rolling for abs means he is stealing our luck from us. He needs to go commit executed by government.
>>3635053>>3635057>Law actually cured his jobbber diseaseSASUGA ONII-CHAN
>nointy-oight, Fireplace is perceptive>dat haki (Observation Haki +1! Activation DC now 50!)If there's calls going to be made, you should probably make sure no-one listens in on them. You activate your Observation, as easy as flipping a switch now, and feel the sudden pools of emotion nearby. Barra is hanging about outside the showers - hardly surprising, you doubt Lawless would let you run about without supervision - but he shouldn't hear anything if you're not too loud."I guess so? I'm sure he'll be happy to hear from his..." Don't say grandson, don't say grandson. "... Shichibukai." Yes!Fireplace's eyes narrow as he pauses, emotions flaring with suspicious distrust. What? You were subtle! "What does that mean?"ACT. INNOCENT. "Huh?""That pause before you said shichibukai. What did that mean?">I didn't pause. I don't know what you mean. Let's go call your... Vice-Admiral.>... I was trying not to say grandfather.>I didn't wanna say 'recruit', it sounds weird. Too Mariney.>Other?
>>3635093>>I didn't wanna say 'recruit', it sounds weird. Too Mariney.[Bluff 100]
>>3635093>>I didn't wanna say 'recruit', it sounds weird. Too Mariney.
>>3635077>Fireplace's fire actually burns the luck of others around him to power himself up>>3635093>>I didn't pause. I don't know what you mean. Let's go call your... Vice-AdmiralGot work to doYou guys better not roll a crit while I'm awayLike, the very next roll
>>3635093>>I didn't pause. I don't know what you mean. Let's go call your... Vice-Admiral.
>>3635093>I didn't pause. I don't know what you mean. Let's go call your... Vice-Admiral.
Rolled 33, 23, 39, 97, 73, 63, 99, 97, 84, 8 = 616 (10d100)Heading back, update soonish or whatever.ROLLING TO SUMMON NAT1s
>>3635093>>>I didn't wanna say 'recruit', it sounds weird. Too Mariney. and i could not think of anything else should i have said..... ok i cant think of anything are you happy
>>3635093>I didn't pause. I don't know what you mean. Let's go call your... Vice-Admiral.I want him to reveal it himself out of frustration so we can act surprised and innocent.Wait, crap. That's social manipulation.
>>3635093>I didn't wanna say 'recruit', it sounds weird. Too Mariney.
>>3635093 #>I didn't pause. I don't know what you mean. Let's go call your... Vice-Admiral.
>>3635125There's no escape except being completely blunt and honest 100% of the time!
>yes you are completely unsuspicious and subtle of course haha"I didn't pause. I don't know what you mean. Let's go call your... Vice-Admiral."You stare him dead in the eye. Somehow, apparently, this isn't convincing.Fireplace steps closer, actually seeming... almost a little dangerous right now. Mostly annoyed, though, judging by the bubbling frustration of his emotions. "You think you know something, Marine?">No. I know nothing.>I think I know a lot of things, actually. Not like, genius level stuff, but if we're going by quantity, it's quite a bit. Especially about paperwork.>... Fine. I was gonna say grandfather. Happy?>Other?AND>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3635284>>I think I know a lot of things, actually. Not like, genius level stuff, but if we're going by quantity, it's quite a bit. Especially about paperwork.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3635284>>I think I know a lot of things, actually. Not like, genius level stuff, but if we're going by quantity, it's quite a bit. Especially about paperwork.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3635284>>I think I know a lot of things, actually. Not like, genius level stuff, but if we're going by quantity, it's quite a bit. Especially about paperwork.
Vote's still open, regardless of rolls.
>>3635284>I think I know a lot of things, actually. Not like, genius level stuff, but if we're going by quantity, it's quite a bit. Especially about paperwork.
>>3635332>thinking people will vote on a non-fashion related post
>>3635284>>I think I know a lot of things, actually. Not like, genius level stuff, but if we're going by quantity, it's quite a bit. Especially about paperwork.
>>3635346You're right, let me fix that.>Part your hair down the middle.>Part your hair down the right.>Part your hair down the left.>Ruffle your hair until no parting can be seen. It is a wild mess. Small birds nest in it.>Other?
>>3635393>Ruffle your hair until no parting can be seen. It is a wild mess. Small birds nest in it.Messy is besty
>>3635393>>Ruffle your hair until no parting can be seen. It is a wild mess. Small birds nest in it.Fuck da popo
>>3635393>>Ruffle your hair until no parting can be seen. It is a wild mess. Small birds nest in it.
>>3635393>Ruffle your hair until no parting can be seen. It is a wild mess. Small birds nest in it.
>90, failed 95 DC. Shame."I think I know a lot of things, actually," you burble. "Not like, genius level stuff, but if we're going by quantity, it's quite a bit. Especially about paperwork."Fireplace keeps glaring, like you're suddenly going to confess. "Really? That's what you're going with?""... Yes."With a heavy sigh, Fireplace slumps down, eyes rolling. He still feels like sheer annoyance, but at least he doesn't seem like he's gonna try anything. "Just... let me call the Vice-Admiral.""Sure, sure, fine." Does he know you know? You think he does. Hopefully he won't set you on fire. "Let's head to our sleeping quarters, you can call from there."You give your magnificently sexy hair a good ruffle in the mirror before escaping into the hall, feeling Abs' stare boring into your back. Boringly. With ANNOYANCE.>Roll 1d100, best of 3There's a +15 bonus with this one.MESSY HAIR ISN'T PRINCELIKE AT ALL, YOU FOOLS>>3635401AND YOU *ARE* THE POPO, YOU ULTRA-FOOLShould I make this Tattoo and Fashion Quest? I'm pretty sure that's what everyone really wants.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3635442
Rolled 35 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>3635442
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3635442
Rolled 15 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>3635442
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>3635442DOESN'T COUNT UNLESS IT HAS THE MOD
>>3635466fuuuuuuu I could have sworn I did it right. Oh well, at least it was just a 33.
Rolled 95 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>3635442
>>363544760 result, decent but nothing spectacular. Your incredible princelike appearance has little effect on your pirate escort. They must be far too used to glorious hair, which makes sense for them.As an aside, you guys don't need to add bonuses yourselves, I'll do that for you.>>3635466YES IT DOES AND YOU DIDN'T ADD THE MOD ANYWAY>Head to your assigned cabin, let Abs call his... Vice-Admiral.>Abs can make a call by himself, he's a big boy. You're going to go (do what?)>Other?
>>3635480>See if law feels like sparring or if he's too involved in reading about doflamingo.
>>3635480>>Head to your assigned cabin, let Abs call his... Vice-Admiral.We can't leave Mr Speedy alone with him.
>>3635480>Head to your assigned cabin, let Abs call his... Vice-Admiral.
>cabin, i can't believe you're avoiding the cute bearBarra leads you to what's clearly been a hastily cleaned out set of quarters - two bunk beds provide four small sleeping areas, with an extra cot squashed into most of the remaining space. Good thing you're only going to be spending a couple of nights here."Mr Speedy, be good for Abs," you tell your small, cute, slime-coated buddy, as he fixes you with an unimpressed gaze. "I know he's a pirate, but if he hurts you, I'll murder him. Fatally.""I'm not gonna go around hurting a den den!" Considering he didn't hurt the little guy while they were on Garp's ship, it's probably true. But who cares?"If he's a jerk, bite him," you order, before handing him over to Fireplace. "Be gentle.""It's a den den, not a piece of glass," And bitches, but at least is pointedly careful in picking him up. "You mind leaving?""Yes. I mind."More staring ensues. You're starting to wonder if this is some kind of pirate dominance thing. You were joking yesterday when you originally said to Klaus about pissing to mark his territory, but now you're kinda concerned you were right.Finally, Abs rolls his eyes. "Fine. You can stay here.""Oh, thank you so much for the permission," you simper, fluttering your eyelashes while simultaenously flipping him the bird.Pointedly ignoring you, Fireplace sits on one of the bunks and starts dialling.>Anything you want to say to Garp (assuming Abs doesn't tell him first?)
>>3635644>Anything you want to say to Garp (assuming Abs doesn't tell him first?)Nah
>>3635644>Anything you want to say to Garp (assuming Abs doesn't tell him first?)no
>>3635644>>Anything you want to say to Garp (assuming Abs doesn't tell him first?)Nope
>>3635644>Tell him that we need a ship to pick us up.I doubt Law will ferry us back.
>>3635677Support
>>3635677I think that's self explanatory after our ship exploded
>>3635644>>Anything you want to say to Garp (assuming Abs doesn't tell him first?)Tell him this conversation is probably being listened in on. So try not to say anything too sensitive.
>>3635736+1
Rolled 30 (1d100)Heading to bed, sorry about early night.Thanks for playing GODLY SHAMPOO QUEST, tomorrow you'll step further on your path to become a supermodel. But can you compete against the shining locks of Boa Hancock? Only time will tell...
>>3635786Sleep well, BPQM-chan
>>3635786May your sleep be filled with Spidery dreams!>But can you compete against the shining locks of Boa Hancock?This does lead to the question, who has the better hair regime? Boa Hancock, or Emporio Ivankov?
>>3635912That's the one thing that Boa will concede. Ivankov has better hair... but only SLIGHTLY better.
Rolled 70 (1d100)No updates tonight, sorry.Rolling for the legendary Shampoo Shampoo Fruit.
>>3638525New Okama Land found it and are saving it for a chosen one, closest other fruit is Kalifas Soap fruit Meaning the Base Base fruit could fake the Shampoo fruit
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3638537... rolling for the okamas to give the shampoo Fruit to Sanji.
>>3638682>Sanji becomes a Shampooman.>Zoro calls him Pooman from then on.
>ring ring muthafukkerWhile Bogart picks up, the Call is swiftly handed over to Garp, who - unsurprisingly - is ecstatic to hear his grandson isn’t going to have form a literal fist (and arm) of fire. Even though that would be really cool.They keep it (mostly) professional, no names mentioned, but you’re still uncomfortably aware that this ‘mission’ is really off the books. As in, Garp doing his own thing and Lawless could pretty easily screw you over just by providing evidence to the even-higher brass that you and Abs are hanging around on his subpirate.Hopefully Lawless finds you worthless enough to not even bother with.“Anything you wanna add?” Fireplace holds out 5e speaker questioningly once he’s done, but you shake your head. “Just that we might need a pick-up, if Trafalgar refuses to drop us off somewhere convenient.”“Let us know when it happens, and someone will get you,” Garp breezily responds, sounding ten years younger and his regular idiotic self. Although considering how much YOU ham up the dumbassery, maybe you should be more suspicious of other people doing the exact same thing...?“Then that’s pretty much it,” you finish. “Oh, except the shampoo here is really good. I recommend we find out what it is and get HQ to approve it to replace the standard crew hygiene provisions.”“That good, huh?”Fireplace rolls his eyes so hard that you’re mildly concerned, but considering Lawless can probably reattach them if they roll out, it’s probably not a big deal. “Yes, great shampoo, Marines might have decent hair for once-““Hey!”“- but as for important matters, we’re good.”You settle back, insulted by this blatant attack on your lustrous and heavenly hair, while Abs and Garp say brief goodbyes. Once Mr Speedy is safely back in your pocket, you deposit your broken camera on one of the bunks to claim it, and check the time.One hour and thirty minutes until surgery.>What do you want to do until then?AND>Be with Abs during surgery, make sure that sneaky pirate Lawless doesn’t pull anything.>Abs is a big boy, he doesn’t need an escort.
>>3641534>What do you want to do until then?>Check in with minions + KlausSince we were able to use the heavenly shampoo, looks like Klaus hasn't set his plans into motion. I want to know what they're getting up to. >Be with Abs during surgery, make sure that sneaky pirate Lawless doesn’t pull anything.
>>3641534>Find that cute mink.>Abs is a big boy.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3641561The crew shampoo is 99/100, Lawless’ shampoo is 100/100. Captain’s privilige.Rolling to see if Klaus has stolen the celestial shampoo yet.
>>3641534>What do you want to do until then?>Check in with minions + Klaus>Abs is a big boy, he doesn’t need an escort.More importantly there are document that are in need of reading and Lawless might not appreciate that.
>>3641534>chat with fireabs and ask him about what the new world is like and if he's got any advice about not getting killed by BIG MEME pirates >be there during best jobbers surgery
>>3641534>What do you want to do until then?>Check in with minions + Klaus>Abs is a big boy, he doesn’t need an escort.
>“Weeeell, I’m gonna head out and find the others,” you decide. “See how they are, stop Klaus from inciting the pirates into killing us all, whatever.”Apparently in a good mood, Abs lounges back on his chosen bed, settling in. “Have fun with that, I’m gonna take a nap.”Wow. Not even an ‘I don’t care’! It’s like you’re bosom-buddies now. You head outside, spotting Barra lingering awkwardly up the corridor as he tries to pretend he hasn’t been ordered to follow you around, and check for the current location of your minions and swordhobo.Worryingly, they’re apparently in a room set aside as a training area. Yikes.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to see if you run across an adorable fluffy bear on the way
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>3641580
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3641580
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>3641580L
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>3641580
>>3641588Bear.
>94The pirate seems torn between following you or keeping watch on the cabin door (are they still called cabins on subpirates? You have no idea.), but eventually settles for unsubtly trailing behind you, conveniently heading in exactly the same direction you are. What an astonishing coincidence.The sub has descended by now, and the whir of cooling fans and faint shudder of vibrations from outside are easy to hear and feel. It doesn’t feel as claustrophobic as you thought you would, but then, you’ve only been aboard a short while - maybe you’ll feel different by the time you leave,Plus, it’s full of pirates. Ick. Ew. Disgusting.You turn a corner, still following directions from Barra, andbearbEARBEAR>eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (SPARKLE EYES)>(PANIC, there’s a goddamn bear on board! And it’s stolen someone’s boilersuit!)>(point at it) ........ Bear.>Other?>>3641591Bear.
>>3641602>(point at it) ........ Bear.Keep it together in front of the pirate scum
>>3641602>>eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (SPARKLE EYES)
>... You are the second cutest thing I have seen in my life, and the first one was a reindeer mink child with a Tophat
>>3641602>(point at it) ........ Bear.
>>3641602>Can't react already hugging
We’ve got 3 eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!, 3 bear, a hug, and a compliment, so between 4 calm and 4 overwhelmed reactions, I’ll hold it open a little longer.
>>3641602>>(point at it) ........ Bear.
>but in your heart, you’re sparklingbearbearbearbearbearbearbearcutebearbearYou feel your arm swing out and up, finger extending to point at the boiler-suited bear, which stares down at you. Cutely.“........ Bear.”It slumps slightly, the mop and bucket it’s carrying sagging in its grip. “Sorry...”.............. mink.>D-don’t apologize! You’re way too cute to apologize!>... In apology, let me pet you.>I didn’t mean it was a bad thing! You’re just a surprise!>(look back at your failed-escort) ....... Bear.>Other?
>>3641641>D-don’t apologize! You’re way too cute to apologize!
>>3641641>Just pick him up and hug him like a plushy while you look for your idiots
>>3641641>>D-don’t apologize! You’re way too cute to apologize!
>>3641641>D-don’t apologize! You’re way too cute to apologize!>I love minks! Can i pet you?
>>3641641>D-don’t apologize! You’re way too cute to apologize!>... You are the second cutest thing I have seen in my life, and the first one was a reindeer mink child with a Tophat.Mix this for extra cute.
>>3641661support
>>3641641>>D-don’t apologize! You’re way too cute to apologize!>>... You are the second cutest thing I have seen in my life, and the first one was a reindeer mink child with a Tophat.
>>3641661Support
>>3641661Supporting
>i would pay good money for a chopper-bepo team-upToo cute! Too cute! Way too cute!“D-don’t apologize! You’re way too cute to apologize!” How can anyone apologize for being a bear?! How is that a bad thing?! Look at that fluff! That beautiful fluff! Okay. Calm. You’re cool. You’re collected. You can restrain yourself. “... You are the second cutest thing I have seen in my life, and the first one was a reindeer mink child with a top-hat,” you tell him(?) solemnly, looking up at the bear mink intently.“......... th-thank you...?” He mostly sounds confused. That’s fine. He now understands how cute he is. All is well.“Bepo’s not cute!” Oh, right, there’s a pirate behind you. Who even cares? Bear. “Bepo’s a strong and - and vicious crewmate! He could kick your ass, Marine!”You turn slightly to stare at the puffed-up Barra, who’s apparently decided to defend... Bepo’s... honor. Then you turn back to face the mink, who just looks awkward.>I apologize. You are the FIRST cutest thing I’ve seen in my life.>My mistake. I’m terrified.>........ Can I pet you or is that rude to ask?>Other?
>I fail to understand how that stops him from being cute. I am adorable and I still stabbed the shit out of god about a week ago
>>3641692>My mistake. I’m terrified.>........ Can I pet you or is that rude to ask?
>>3641692>>My mistake. I’m terrified.>>........ Can I pet you or is that rude to ask?
>>3641698supporting
>>3641698 #Supporting
>>3641698Supporting
>>3641692>>3641698This.
>mfw when you call yourself adorableHuh. “I fail to understand how that stops him from being cute. I am adorable and I still stabbed the shit out of god about a week ago.”The pair of them pause, confusion apparently outweighing Bepo’s awkwardness and Barra’s indignation, before the latter says, “Wait. What?”You point again, this time at yourself. “I said I’m adorable, and I still stabbed a god. Adorable people can be terrifying! Don’t be... racist? Adorabilist? I don’t... I don’t know what you are, but don’t be that.”“I - Wait, back up, you stabbed a GOD?” Barra sounds lost, while Bepo shuffles closer, bucket sloshing in his massive grip.“Really?” The mink sounds kind of intrigued. “A real god?”>Yes. He was a dick. So I killed the crap out of him.>Well, he was a Logia who got a bunch of people to worship him as a god, so sort of? But also not.>Turns out, gods die like anyone else. All bleedy and bitchy.>Other?AND>Roll 1d100 best of 3 to see how adorable Barras and Bepo find you, +5 due to fantastic hair
>>3641698Seconding this, for the laughs.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3641740>>Well, he was a Logia who got a bunch of people to worship him as a god, so sort of? But also not.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3641740>>Well, he was a Logia who got a bunch of people to worship him as a god, so sort of? But also not.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3641740>>Well, he was a Logia who got a bunch of people to worship him as a god, so sort of? But also not.
>>3641740He was a really powerful logia with insane observation haki, and had an entire nation worshipping him as god. He was an asshole and tortured a bunch of people to death though, so i stabbed him in the heart. He's rotting in a jungle somewhere now.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3641740>Well, he was a Logia who got a bunch of people to worship him as a god, so sort of? But also not. More just a cult leader really.
>>3641747>>3641750>>3641751They just can't understand our charm.
>>3641740>The guys official Title was God, he ruled a bunch of people with wings, so angels, and could call down lighting from the sky to smite the unbelievers, also his strongest soldiers were 4 holy priests that could see the future a bit.... So yeah stabbed that fucker, a lot, died like a bitch
>>3641759don't want to mention the lightning, too easy to connect the dots there
>>3641758We aren't cute we're handsome.
>>3641764Our child is cute even if he used to eat people
>>3641740>>Turns out, gods die like anyone else. All bleedy and bitchy.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3641764Rollin’ for prince-like handsomeness~>>3641763Just say some devilishly handsome pirate found and ate the Fruit after you killed the guy.
>>3641777u uglyAlso going to shamelessly shill Heavenly Jewel Change Quest, which is fun despite my never having read the canon. Hopefully it won’t now die like every other quest I’ve recommended! ... Ha... haha... haha...
>>3641786ooooh, I love HJC, can i get a link to this quest?
>>3641789>>3638342
>>3641799ok wait, why the fuck would people vote to not be a Heavenly Jewel Master? that makes no fucking sense, pure elemental or physical masters are basically mooks in that setting
>>3641816Beats me, I only came in after that vote (and rolled the nat120, ha!) so don’t blame me. Still, sometimes it’s nice to play someone who isn’t an OP Logia Commander 3-type-of-Haki-having D Charlotte hybrid. Mooks are nice too.>>3641758Rolling for prettiness.>remember that time i stabbed a god? good times“Well, he was a Logia who got a bunch of people to worship him as a god, so sort of? But also not.”“You stabbed a Logia?! How does that even work?!”Bepo is slightly more polite than freaking-out human, his cute eyes widening to reveal more cuteness. “Ohhh, that’s impressive! We’ve never fought a Logia before!”“DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM, BEPO, HE CAN KILL LOGIAS!”>It was just the one Logia, really.>I don’t kill adorable minks though! I mean, unless you try to kill me first, then you’re fair game.>Relax, relax! I’m a guest here, right? Marine or not, I promise not to get all stabby on you. Unless you ask for it, obviously.>Other?
>>3641847>Relax, relax! I’m a guest here, right? Marine or not, I promise not to get all stabby on you. Unless you ask for it, obviously.>It was just the one Logia, really.
>>3641847>Relax, relax! I’m a guest here, right? Marine or not, I promise not to get all stabby on you. Unless you ask for it, obviously.>It was just the one Logia, really. Probably helps that i broke a shoe made of seastone on his face before stabbing him, still had chunks of it embedded in his face
>>3641847>You see it went mostly like this...disregard everything tell mink a story of a god slayer
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3641847Forgot the roll.
>>3641816>ok wait, why the fuck would people vote to not be a Heavenly Jewel Master?Sounded gay so I picked Elemental Jewel Master. Also Flashy sustains all my needs for overpowered characters
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3641847>>Relax, relax! I’m a guest here, right? Marine or not, I promise not to get all stabby on you. Unless you ask for it, obviously.>>3641869Poor Flashy. Rolling for Okama potential.
>>3641871Heavenly basically get the same stuff as Elemental but can train to higher levels and also get some physical boosts, Hevenly jsut get jewels of both types and need to train a bit longer to get them.
Rolled 30 (1d100)Guys, we're obviously low on sugar >rolling for our handsome boy status after chocolate
>>3641895So it's good that we picked Elemental Jewel. It will force us to outsmart our enemys not just overpower them.
>>3641918That isn't really something you can do in Xianxia settings. Pretty much anyone important is gonna be better than you by such a large margin smarts wont help, and once you get past 9 gems and have to fight top tier guys their is 0 hope.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3641913Obviously chocolate doesn't have enough sugar.>Rolling for handsome boy status after macarons
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3641871>Flashy sustains all my needs for overpowered characters[cries in ‘I just wanted you to take bounty photos’ QM-ese]>>3641913I think you need an entire cupful of sugar,mit’s been a while. Rolling for attractiveness after sugar overload.>no kill cute bearYou hold your arms and try to sound reassuring. “Relax, relax! I’m a guest here, right? Marine or not, I promise not to get all stabby on you. Unless you ask for it, obviously. Besides, it was just the one Logia, really.”Barra eyes you with blatant suspicion, while Bepo looks (cutely) reassured. “See? He’s a nice guy!”You nod fervently. “I’m so nice!” (Let me pet you.)“He’s still a Marine...” Barra mutters. (Let me pet you.)“But like he said, he’s a guest! Captain wouldn’t let him in if he were going to hurt us.” Yes! So true! (Let’s me pet you.)>Oh, I also captured Firefist, but I didn’t kill him, so he doesn’t count on mhm Logia-killed list. So still just the one.>So, uh, what’s a mink doing on a subpirate, anyway?>You know what you guys need? To chill out a little. With, I dunno, booze, or sugar, or something.>Other?
>>3641934>>So, uh, what’s a mink doing on a subpirate, anyway?
>>3641934>You know what you guys need? To chill out a little. With, I dunno, booze, or sugar, or something.
>>3641934>You know what you guys need? To chill out a little. With, I dunno, booze, or sugar, or something.>So, uh, what’s a mink doing on a subpirate, anyway?
