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Part 5 - We’re playing through Get 1 of Pokemon!
A quick recap - Mother Complex, Magic hand, Shut-in girlfriend, Goo Clone?, Missing No., became a ghost, then a girl, then a ho.

Looks like we’re back on track, now! We’re in Celadon just poking around before challenging the Gym.
Catch up on the whole mess here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=PKMN

Check our Pokemon and Items here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OcvodORAJ5t2JBdDvXEqz52lutUhLvGa91lHozTcz6Q/edit#gid=0
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>>3652416
e
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>>3652416
YYYYYYEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT GAGAGAGAGAGAGAaNANANANANANAGNGNGNGNGNGNGNG
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>Floor 3, Celadon Mansion
You hop on up to the third floor.
It says this is the Game freak office but..,. something is really off. The lights inside are off, and the whole area looks dilapidated. The hair on the back of your neck stands up.

What do?
>Go inside
>Peek in first
>Write in
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>>3652428
>Peek in first
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>>3652428
>Peek in
also shut-in girlfriend? Glad to know that's where we're at
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>>3652428
>Peek in first
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>>3652428
>>Peek in first
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>>3652428
>Peek in first
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>>3652435
She smooched us, anon. We may as well be married!

>Peek
You take a look inside the dark office, and you can’t make out much but you’d be a fool to miss the charred skeleton and destroyed office supplies.
Looks like bad news.
What do?
>Go inside
>Fuck this go around back
>Write in
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>>3652428
>Peek in first

>NEET Joy
>Shut-in girlfriend
https://youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs
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>>3652449
>Flirt with skelly
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>>3652449
It's probably fine.
Let's go poke the skeleton!
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>>3652449
>Go inside
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>>3652449
>Go inside
Is fucking Oberon working for Missingno?
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>>3652449
>Let's do some deductive reasoning here. We come up here and the place is run down. This also happens to be the same place where Bill told us to come for advice about mystery pokemon. the clefairy that we totally didn't see also burned down the game corner earlier.
also
>go inside
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>>3652449
>>3652455
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>>3652449
>>Go inside
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>>3652463
It doesn't matter.
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>>3652465
Clefairy blew that place up. All this is probably just left over Halloween decorations.
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>>3652449
>Go inside
>>3652455
We really don't need levels in necrophilia
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>Go inside
You enter the office.

yep, that’s a burnt up skeleton alright. You check the PC, but it’s been destroyed as well. The calendar on the wall leads you to believe that this scene has been like this for quite some time.
Nearby, a copy of Pokemon: Blue version rests on the floor.
What do?
>Take PKMN Blue
>Leave
>Write in
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>>3652488
When do these games even take place in the grand scheme of things? Does Halloween even exist in pokemon world
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>>3652493
>>Take PKMN Blue
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>>3652493
>inspect copy of pkmn blue
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>>3652493
>Take everything not nailed down

>>3652491
We flirted with a ladder. This is just another inanimate object.
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>>3652493
>check out team, of course.
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Wait, are the PKMN Blue games collectibles?
Also,
>>3652493
>>3652499
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>>3652493
>Take PKMN Blue
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>>3652493
>Take PKMN Blue
Hm, so the old man that was selling Dig was a Game Freak employee?
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>take everything not nailed down
You snatch up the Pokemon game, and grab the skull of that poor schmuck for good measure.

>Investigate PKMN Blue
You pop the cartridge in your trusty gameboy. It’s a relatively fresh game file, although whoever was playing did get around to naming their character DOGFART. How rude.

What do?
>Head around back
>Celadon Gym
>Write in
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>>3652539
>Head around back
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>>3652539
>Head around back
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>>3652539
>"Alas, poor DOGFART! I knew him, Stuart, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
>Head around back
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>>3652557
I never took Red to be a Shakespearean
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>>3652539
>Head around back
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>>3652558
After that pretty severe concussion and potentially being a goo clone, anything is possible!
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>>3652539
>head around back. Also keep skull.
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>Head around back
You follow the strange little path out back, and it leads to a staircase that leads to a strange little shack built on the back of... the third floor.

There’s trash scattered all around, wires and antenna stick out all over the place.

What do?
>Go inside
>Clean up trash
>write in
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>>3652539
>Head around back
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>>3652594
>Go inside
If it works for Link surely it'll work in another Nintendo game
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>>3652594
>Clean up trash then go inside
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>>3652594
>Clean up trash. It's just the right thing to do!
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>>3652594
>>Clean up trash
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>>3652594
>Dig through trash
We can always do our part by taking whatever's useful with us.
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>>3652594
>Clean up trash
Let's channel our inner danny devito
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>>3652594
>Clean up trash
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>Clean up Trash
That’s a good lad. While cleaning up, you even find a deluxe edition Gym Leader Sabrina figure! Wow, these things are pricy, what’s it doing in the trash? You stick it in your inventory, even though it’s a little sticky.

What do?
>Enter shack
>Celadon Gym
>Poke Mart
>Write in
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>>3652625
>Enter shack
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>>3652625
>Enter shack
Who knows what other figures we could get?
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>>3652625
Sweet! A gift for our girlfriend!
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>>3652625
>>Enter shack
We could give that to NEETJoy.
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>>3652625
>>Enter shack
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>>3652650
>>3652652
After we carefully clean it.
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>>3652625
We must now clean up all trash we see
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>Enter Shack
You walk in, and find a neatly furnished room with a strange man sitting at a desk. It looks like he’s doodling something on his computer.

“Oh, hey Red. I’ve been waiting for you.”

What do?
>Ask who this person is
>Ask why there are pictures of you and your relations all over the all
>Check figure shelf
>Write in
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>>3652682
>All of the above
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>>3652682
>So am I a goo clone or what? No one else seems to care about this.
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>>3652683
One action at a time, please.
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>>3652682
>Give me a fucking eevee
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>>3652690
Okay
>>3652689
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>>3652682
>So am I a goo clone or what? No one else seems to care about this.
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>>3652675
This whole thread is about cleaning up trash and not being a NEET.
>m-mom?
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>>3652689
This
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>>3652682
>So am I a goo clone or what? No one else seems to care about this.
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>>3652701
Say what you want about us being a criminal, we have that Kantonian spirit independence and agency
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>>3652689
this
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>>3652689
This
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>Ask about Goo Clone thing
“I gotta be perfectly honest, I’m not sure. Really in a way, aren’t we all just Goo clones of our parents? It’s kinda gross but that’s nature for ya.
Anyway, Red - we gotta talk about the numbers.”
What talk?
>Numbers?
>Why haven’t I gotten laid yet?
>Check figure shelf
>Write in
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>>3652716
>gimme eevee
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>>3652716
>No for real what the fuck happened in that cave.
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>>3652716
>Numbers? Like 150? Since there's no secret extra one we don't know about
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>>3652716
>not telling us whether or not we’re a goo clone
What the fuck OP :(
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>>3652720
This
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>>3652724
We don't know if this is even RG
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>>3652716
>Numbers?
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>>3652728
I’m talking to OP not the dude in the drawing my man
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3652716
Check these numbers motherfucker
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>>3652741
>rolled off by 1
Time to off yourself.
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>>3652716
>Slap his ass with the godhand

One surefire way to find out boys.
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We have to ask about MissongNo. after.
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>>3652741
Pathetic

>Numbers
“yeah, numbers man. I’m not too good with em but they’re what bind this whole crazy thing together. 1 is 1, 2 is 2, constants, ya know? Even the most complicated variables are composed of numbers, sometimes you just don’t know what they are, ya dig? The bindings of reality could be undone if you forget to carry the 4, crazy, right?”

What do?
>Leave, this guy is crazy
>Go on
>Cut to the chase
>Write in
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>>3652750
Y
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>>3652756
>Go on
>”It looks like binary code”
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>>3652756
>Go on

>>3652757
Because we're gonna have to kick his ass.
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>>3652756
>Wait, do you know about mystery pokemon? Do the words surf cinnabar mean anything to you?
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>>3652756
>Cut to the chase
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>>3652756
>Look for things to steal as he's talking
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>>3652762
I know why that was just me lazily agreeing
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>>3652756
Ask him about the following numbers:
01011001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01100001 01100111 01100111 01101111 01110100 00101110
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>>3652763
This too
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>>3652763
This too.
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>>3652756
>The crazy fucker is talking about Missingno keeping the game running smoothly
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>>3652780
THIS TOO
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>>3652780
Wait, is that important? If so, gonna support this too.
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>Go on
“Anyway, this is the world of Pokemon, right?
They’ve all got a number, it’s baked into their Poke DNA. And I know you’ve been in contact with...

T̷̡̧̜̤͍̎̇̐́͐̇̽̓̿̋͆̇̀̂͐̊̄͘h̸̡̖̳̀̋e̵͓̩̖̽̀̋̃̉͑̄͛̎̕ ̷͙̟͚̪̼͙̝̗͇̈́̈̍͆̚̚͜ͅǫ̶̡̧̧̻͍̹͔̗͚̩̦̹̼͂͛̀͋̓̃̽̃͊͆̐̍̍́͐̑͘͠n̵̨̳͓̻̩̺̟̙̖̥̘̬̱̩͉̓͆̈̾ë̴̛͓͚͔̃͋͒̇̾͘͘̕͠͝ ̶̰̝̤͎̜͎͙̭̺̗̮͖͌ẅ̷̛͚̰́̓̎̌ͅi̷͎͇̋̽͗̓͒ț̷͈̹̩̰̩̟̞̱͎̝̞͐́̊̐̔̒͊̊̇ḩ̷̨̘̩̥̭̮͒̋̓̿̓́̐̔͌͊̉̚̕͜o̶̢̯̞̱͚̪̫̟͊͂͝͠u̸̮̱̩̬̪͐̀͆̔̀͋͂̀̇͋͌̈́͛́̾͝t̶̮̩̍̀̍̓̕ ̷̡̮̙̺̽͜a̷̢̢̡̧̛͉͕̗̜̬̜̪͎̳̥͇͊̾̀́͒̉́̇̇̍̄̓̕͠ ̶̡͉͉͌ͅǹ̵̻͎͎̎̍͑ŭ̶̡͕͎̩̰͈̫̭̱̯̖͎̀͌̒̉̀́̐͐̐̀̈́̔͋̂̀̄̚ͅm̷̡̛͍̬͙̠̬̠̺͔̹̯̭̮̳̞͕͕̫̿̎̾̐̿̎͂̋̒̈́̓̂̿̊̾̃͠b̵̡̜̠͓̖̻̱͔̬̹̱̥͖̊̿̉̑̿͆̑̀̉͐͑́͗̚͘e̷͓̻̋r̸̥̫̳̗͈̣̗̣͕͓̣̱̳͖̓̃͛̌̎̿͗͋́̌̌̐͊̚͝
Oof. Sorry just saying it makes a mess. So you can imagine how bad it’s gonna be when he tries to breach into this world. I don’t know why, but you’re the one that’s gonna have to summon him, so you’ve also got to be the one to stop him.”

What do?
>Ask how to stop the numberless Pokemon
>Steal expensive figurine
>Write in
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>>3652800
>Ask how to stop the numberless Pokemon
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>>3652800
>Ask how to stop the numberless Pokemon
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>>3652800
>Yeah...uh huh...interesting
>Nod while pocketing the expensive figurine
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>>3652800
>Distract, then steal
"the number isn't missing. I see it over there!"
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>>3652814
>>3652815
Stop pretending to be retarded, I actually want to know how to knock the smug code off of MissingNo's "face".
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>How to beat Numberless
“Well that’s a tricky one. You’re either going to have to get really lucky, or as a last ditch effort I guess you could reset the g- .....
He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?

>Yep.
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>>3652827
>NUMBERS MAN GET DOWN
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>>3652827
>Yep.
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>>3652827
>More floating to be honest
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3652827
>>3652831
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>>3652827
>Run.

<spoiler>if you would have listened to my distraction, this wouldn't have happened. </spoiler>
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>yep
“Oh, it’s probably fine. He wouldn’t make a move so early into the g-“
A rush of wind flys through the shack, and the numberless pokemon is gone. So is a large portion of the strange man’s head.

>JESUS
>CHRIST
>OH MY
>GOD
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>>3652844
>>><spoiler>
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>>3652849
>now steal figurine
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>>3652849
>JESUS FUCK WHAT.
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>>3652849
>might as well grab everything here, too.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3652855
Kek
Rolling to punch with GODHAND
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>>3652849
>Run his pockets
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3652859
AGAIN
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>>3652851
from boards without spoiler text, and I've been away from 4chan in a while
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>>3652861
This
And take figurine
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>JESUS
It’s EVERYWHERE. Yeah that dude is EXTRA dead, and that creepy missing number guy is clearly quite dangerous.

What do?
>Pour one out for your boy
>Check clean shelf
>Celadon Gym
>Write in
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>>3652880
>Check clean shelf
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>>3652880
>check clean shelf
That's weird
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>>3652880
>Pour one out for your boy
>Check clean shelf
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>>3652880
>Pour one out for your boy
Pour one what?
>Check clean shelf
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>>3652880
Loot his stuff, like the figurines, whatever data and documents are in his laptop, his pockets, pictures
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>>3652880
>Pour one out for ya boy.
He was a good man... Probably. And deserves respect.
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>>3652880
>Run his pockets
>Take everything not nailed down
>Try to pry up anything that is
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>>3652880
>Check PC
>Delete weird porn if necessary
>Check clean shelf
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>>3652898
This.
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>>3652899
This. This is the ultimate respect.
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>>3652899
Supporting the fuck out of this
One status: poured.
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>>3652899
This.
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>>3652899
supporting
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>Take everything
Well, everything is covered with blood and pretty much ruined. You do delete the large (and strange) porn collection on the computer.

>Check Shelf
Oh wow, a high quality Misty figure! It’s a bit sticky even though it wasn’t in the trash. Weird.
Also a MYSTERY BALL. What could be in the MYSTERY BALL, it could be anything. It could even be a PINSIR!!!!
What do?
>Celadon Gym
>Poke Mart
>Check Mystery Ball
>Write in
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>>3652918
>Check ball.
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>>3652918
>Check Mystery Ball
qm is pinsir your favorite pokemon
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>>3652918
>Replace his broken skull with the intact one we have
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>>3652918
>Check Mystery Ball
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>>3652926
yes do it
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>>3652918
>check ball
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>>3652918
>pocket figurine
>check mystery ball outside.
It might not be too stable after seeing its old Master all over the room
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>>3652918
>>3652920
>>3652922
Only after we leave the shack.
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>>3652941
This is smart
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>>3652918
>Take Figurine
>Take Mystery Ball
>Celadon Gym
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>>3652941
>>3652944
No. We want it to have a thirst for vengeance.
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>>3652922
Pls don’t tell anyone my shameful secret

>Check Pokeball
Yeah yeah it’s a fucking Eevee. but you knew that already didn’t you?
Before it gets zapped off to a Box, do you want to use a STONE on it?
>What stone?
>Water Stone
>Thunder Stone
>Nah
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>>3652971
>Try touching it with the god hand
maybe we can get a sylveon 6 (or however many) generations early
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>>3652971
I'll back >>3652979

Let's see if it even works. Then >>3652926
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>>3652971
>thunderstone!
Also send jynx off to the box instead, if we can.
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>>3652971
>>3652979
Pet it, we might get an Espeon since Dark/Fairy don't exist.
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>>3652979
Oh shit yes
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>>3652926
You jam the charred skull in the weird dude’s demolished dome.

It doesn’t do anything. What the fuck were you thinking?
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>>3652979
You touch the Eevee with your God Hand.
It’s face screws up and it lets out a distinctive “Iyaaaaah <3”
There’s something seriously wrong with you.
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>>3653010
Dammit, I was honestly expecting something else.
>Thunder Stone
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>>3653010
oh god
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>>3653000
Science has failed us.

>>3653010
Now thunderstone
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>>3653010
>Water Stone
Need a decent water type
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>>3653010
welp
we tried
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>>3653010
I hope that doesn't cause anything permanent.
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>>3653010
Honestly wasn't expecting that to work.

>>3653025
Truly we live in the dark times.
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>>3652971
>>3653010
>Water Stone
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>>3653010
>Water Stone
>>
>Thunder Stone
Ok, it’s a jolteon now. Jolteon is transferred to BOX 1.
Roll 1D100 to name Jolteon!

What do now?
>Celadon Gym
>Write in
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3653074
>A Mistake
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3653074
Sparkster
>Celadon Gym
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3653074
Senip
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3653074
Turnedeon
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

Oh no, is it stick that way?
>>3653074
Shocker
>Celadon Gym
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>>3653080
Once again I win with my meme name
I named Megafaggot too
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3653074
>PissFox
>Celadon Gym
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3653074
Pikachu
>Celadon Gym
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>>3653080
*Sinep
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>>3653090
tough break man, it's Senip
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>>3653097
no :(
ITS SINEP NOOOOOO
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>>3653097
OP why do you take all my names and make them not fun
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>>3653105
Because op is a fag
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>>3653105
well you fucked up Senip.
And we don’t use that f-word in this house :)

>Celadon Gym
You head to the gym. Behind you a short conversation happens.

“He’s gonna stop you, ya know.”
“HE WILL FAIL. ALL WILL END.”
“Yeah probably.”

...

You arrive at Celadon Gym, it’s gorgeous and covered in greenery. What do?
>Enter Gym
>Peek in window
>write in
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>>3653116
Based
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>>3653120
Op is a faggot
>Peek inside
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>>3653120
>Enter Gym
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>>3653120
>Peek inside
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>>3653120
>>Enter Gym
In hindsight we should have come here when we were a girl.
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>>3653120
>peek in window

[so are we not going to talk about the NUMBERLESS ONE]
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>>3653120
>Peek inside
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>>3653120
>>Peek in window
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>>3653120
>Enter Gym
>>
>peeking
This is how you lock Erika out of your links.
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>>3653140
fuck him
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>>3653149
We are ninjas Anon, we can do it!
>>
>Peek
You take a peek into the girls only gym.
Inside, you see a Beauty bragging about her chest to a Cool Trainer.

“Oh yeah, one look at these babies and I can get any rich guy to be my Sugar Daddy.”
“Ahh, I’m Jealous!”
“Don’t be, you can get em done at this place in Saffron!”
“Ahhh... but how do they look when they’re out?”
“Incredible! Want to see?”
“Of course!”

Oh BOY.
What do?
>Keep peeking
>Go inside
>Write in
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>>3653175
>Go inside
Let's not push our luck.
>>
>>3653175
>go inside
I wanna get at least one battle in before the threads over
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>>3653175
>Go inside
let's not gain any levels in voyeurism
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>>3653175
>Keep peeking
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>>3653175
>>Go inside
>>
>>3653175
>>Go inside
>>
Also
>Beauties are plastic hoes
Figures. Also,
>inb4 Erika's a lesby
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>>3653203
Nothing a little god hand wouldn't fix
>>
>Enter Gym
The gym is covered in gorgeous greenery.
Up front, you see that weirdo again - but this time it looks like he’s all tied up with a ball gag.
There are just a couple trainers and a some bushes in the way of the Gym Leader.
What do?
>Talk to weirdo
>Trainer Battle
>Cut Bush
>Write in
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>>3653227
>Talk to weirdo
>>
Oh hey, I was right about pushing our luck.
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>>3653227
>>Trainer Battle
>>
>>3653227
>>Talk to weirdo "sup nerd, hows life in fag town treating you"
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>>3653227
>talk to weirdo
damn dude what happened
>>
>"I would ask for tips but you seem a little tied up."
>>
>Talk to weirdo
You ask him what happened to him.
“Mrrph.. mrrr hrmrmm mprrhph!”

What ask?
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask about Grass type Pokemon
>Write in
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>>3653278
>remove ball gag
>>
>>3653278
>>Trainer Battle
>>
>>3653278
>Take the gag out of his mouth
>"What happened to you?"
>>
>>3653278
>>3653291
this
>>
>>3653227
Help your fellow manwhore by shoving your hand down the hard restriction of your cotton captors known as “pants” and have him smell your musky scent. With this he will break out of his binds fluster anew and ready to bang better than a bullet train.
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>>3653297
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>>3653297
We called the cops on him iirc, so no.
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>ungag
You ask him again what happened.
“What do you think? They caught me peeping on them. But don’t get me wrong, this is awesome! They tied me up but not before stepping on my dick in high heels. I’m in heaven right now!”

Ok then.

What do?
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask about Grass type
>Trainer Battle
>Cut Bush
>Write in
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>>3653313
>Put ball gag back in.
>>
>>3653313
>Ask about Gym leader
>>
>>3653313
>Ask about Gym Leader
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>>3653313
>Put ball gag back in.
>Trainer Battle
>>
Do this >>3653321 then do this >>3653322.
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>>3653322
this
>>
>Ask about Leader
“The Gym leader here is Erika. She’s a real cutie! Doesn’t wear any shoes and I hear she doesn’t trim her bush at all!”
So helpful. You gag him back up and seek a trainer battle.
The Beauty wants to fight! She’s about to send in Bellsprout!
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Write in
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>>3653360
Slap her tits with our GODHAND
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3653360
>Stuart+Tackle
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3653360
Bernie Ember
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We should replace Bernie's Scratch with Cut sometime.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3653360
>Oprah, Ice Punch
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3653360
>Bernie Ember
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>>3653374
>Bernie, ember
Welp, that’ll take care of that one.
She’s not done though, Beauty is about to send out Eggecute! What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3653391
>Stuart+Quick Attack
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3653391
>Oprah, Ice Punch
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3653391
Bernie, ember
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3653391
>>Stuart+Quick Attack
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>Oprah, Ice Punch
She smacks it with the power of ice - it’s super effective!
But... not quite enough to get the job done!
The Eggs hit back with a mild psychic attack, which isn’t very effective against Oprah.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3653418
>Pound
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>>3653424
Welp, you’ve helped murder yet another Pokemon.
The Beauty is defeated!
She hands over 2000 big ones.

What do?
>Cut bush
>Leave
>Write in

——-
That’s gonna be it for tonight.
See ya’ll next time!
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>>3653437
>Cut bush
Until next time QM
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>>3653437
>>Cut bush
C'ya!
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>>3653437
>>Cut bush
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>>3653437
>Cut bush
Who though, Bernie?
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>>3653437
>>Cut bush
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>>3653451
Let's not worry about it too much
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>>3653460
Oh. Okay.
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>>3653437
With a pelvic thrust destroy the entrapped cloth by clenching our taut thighs. Rub a hand through our leg hair scratch it and lightly fan the air by thrusting back and forth this entire ay your scent will reach her and she will know...that she cannot escape.
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>>3653476
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>>3653313
>>3653010
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>>3653652
Finish Earthbender Quest, I have an itch for Avatar shit
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>>3653691
I STILL have blue balls from the abandoned soka quest from a while back
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>>3653717
What a blast from the past, was it ever archived? I can never find it
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>>3653814
no clue man, no clue if it was I didn't do it.
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>>3653814
Yeah man. Sokka quest.. damn.. Bangarang, I miss that dude.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Sokka%20Quest
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>>3653437
shake hand and lightly pat with our god hand over the handshake
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>>3654012
Jesus the memory are flowing back ah good times
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>>3654047
That quest was the reason I watched airbender all the way through, I miss that mother fucker.
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>jolteon instead of vaporion just to spite me
Ill find a way to get revenge
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>>3654012
>>3654047
Quest was going well until anons wanted bending powers. I dropped out then.
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>>3654456
That never happened luckily, fags can't take not having every advantage they could have.
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>>3654312

Can't you just breed jolteon with ditto to make another eevee?
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>>3654524
Breeding doesn't exist in the first gen.
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>>3654578
>implying we're not trying to breed mom
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>>3654825
>your the problem
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>>3654955
>your
Ara ara, anon-kun. You're not a phoneposter, are you?
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>>3654974
I fell too sea Y thaT maters
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>>3654578

Brock's life is a lie in the original anime
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>>3655153
It's actually a double lie since not only were they not in Gen 1, they never even became a trainer type until Gen 3
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>Cut Bush
You have one of your pokemon chop down the bush that’s in the way. It doesn’t matter which one.

Behind it is a hidden grotto - a small stream flows by, and in a circular grassy area in the center several women are softly conversing. They’re.... beautiful!
What do?
>Flirt with girls
>Challenge trainer
>Challenge Gym Leader
>Write in
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>>3656439
>flirt
We are on a mission. We can't let things like gym badges get in our way.
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>>3656439
>Write in
See if you can join in on their conversation.
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>>3656439
>>Flirt with girls
our straightness needs validation
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>Flirt

You try to join in their conversation, but it seems like they’re talking about feminine hygiene. Gross.

Their heads turn in unison at your intrusion, and a Cool Trainer starts getting in your face.

“Hey! Did you cut down that bush you fuck? Nobody cuts Erika’s bush!”
Uh oh, looks like she’s pissed off.
What do?
>PKMN Battle
>Try to talk out out
>Use God Hand
>Write in
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>>3656509
>Use God Hand
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>>3656518
I don't think God hand can save us from this but oh well
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>>3656509
Don't use The Hand too fast. There's Romance, Anons.
>Talk it out.
You were hired to give it a good trim. It makes getting to the important area so much easier.
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>>3656509
>>3656518
This
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>>3656518
hell yeah, lets do this
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>>3656439
>Use God Hand
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>God Hand
You reach out and grab the Cool Trainer right by the tit.
“What the FUCK are you doIIIIYaaaaah...!!! <3”

She goes full Ahegao as soon as you grab hold of that glorious chest meat. Her knees shake, and then buckle. Cool trainer is defeated!
She’s breathing heavily and looks quite confused.
A LASS stands between you and the gym leader.
What do?

>PKMN Battle
>Godhand
>Talk it out
>write in
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>>3656585
>Put on your aheago hat
>Godhand
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>>3656585
Holy fuck we have become too powerful
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>>3656593
Yes perfect
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>>3656585
>PKMN Battle
We have a Gym Badge to get.

>opting using God Hand twice
Are you dumb?
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>>3656585
THAT IS A LASS NEXT! IT'S A TRICK!
>Talk it out
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Switch hat back like Ash did in the old days while doing it
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>>3656607
OH SHIT TALK IT OUT
USE THE HIRED GARDENER EXCUSE
OR SOMETHING
>>
Switching to talk it out.
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>>3656607
support
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>>3656614
I suggest "Something".
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>Talk it out
The Lass confronts you
“W-What did you do to my friend?”

For a moment you consider explaining that you sent her into a state of orgasmic bliss with your magically imbued hand, but you think better of it.
Instead you suggest that her blood sugar must be low.
She... buys it! The Lass starts dragging the Cool trainer away looking for a Jolly Rancher or something.

Looks like you’ve got a clear shot to the Gym leader!

What do?
>Challenge Gym Leader
>Write in
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>>3656659
>Challenge Gym Leader
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>>3656659
>>Challenge Gym Leader
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>>3656659
>Challenge Gym Leader
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>>3656659
>Shake gym leaders hand in "friendly" introduction on our way to challenge her
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Wow it's nice to come into a thread and things aren't going horribly wrong for once
>>3656659
>challenge Gym Leader
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>>3656659
>Challenge Gym Leader
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>>3656691
The night is young
>Challenge Leader
You issue a challenge to Erika!
“Oh, Hello! Lovely weather, isn’t it? It’s so pleasant. Oh dear, I must have dozed off...
Welcome, I’m Erika. I am the leader of of Celadon Gym. I teach the art of flower arranging, and my Pokemon are of the Grass type. Oh, I’m sorry- I had no idea that you wished to challenge me.
Very well, but I shall not lose.”

Oh, it’s on.

Erika is about to send out Victreebel!
What do?

>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3656715
>Bernie: Ember
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3656715
>Jynx: Freeze or something
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3656715
Convenient.

>Send in PKMN
Noodle+Thunder Wave
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3656715
Noodle, Dragon Rage
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>>3656715
She seems nice
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>>3656725
That's what you get for being nonspecific.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3656715
Bernie, Ember.
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>>3656735
Hope this was in time.
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>>3656725
Damnit, this is a Gym Leader battle!
You can’t afford to be indecisive like that! You even forgot Oprah’s name.
The Victreebel makes short work of her. Oprah is KO’d!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3656749
>Bernie: Ember
dice gods pls.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3656749
Noodle+Thunder Wave
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>>3656751
dice gods PLS.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3656749
>>Bernie: Ember
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3656752
>+1
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3656749
>Noodle Dragon Rage
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>>3656767
Why do you insist on using a move Noodle wouldn't know at this point?
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>>3656775
We used it earlier didn't we?
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>>3656777
No, we just got him.
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>>3656775
>>3656777
Fuck wait wrong pokemon, I thought noodle was gyrados
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>>3656775
>>3656777
I really want to use Noodle, but I have no idea of the moves. I think it learns dragon rage at some point, and since OP is just kinda shrugging the battles, I was going for it. Maybe Wrap?
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>>3656767
This was supposed to be fishstick not noodle
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>Bernie Ember
Bernie Blasts Victreebel with Ember, It’s super effective... But Victreebel endures!
It fights back with Stun Spore!
Bernie is paralyzed! He’ll suffer a -2 to all further rolls.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

>>3656794
Yeah you can go for pretty much anything you want. If its a move the pokemon doesn’t know yet they can just try to do...something.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3656807
Fish Stick+Dragon Rage
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3656807
We using Bernie up then.
Bernie, Ember
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>>3656817
OH, COME ON!
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>>3656826
Should've used Noodle.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3656807
Bernie, Ember.
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>>3656817
so tempted to go with this but...
>>3656823
>>3656838

Bernie successfully blasts Victreebel with ember! The roasted plant smells good.
Victreebel goes down!
Erika is about to send out Tangela!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3656849
Thank you, QM.
>Stuart, Bide
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3656849
Fine, Noodle+An Attempt at Dragon Rage
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Nobody else?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3656849
Stuart, punch
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3656849
>Noodle+An Attempt at Dragon Rage
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>Noodle - Dragon Rage
Noodle gets out there and gets ANGRY.
Noodle is pissed!

The tanglela doesn’t quite know what to do in this situation.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3656894
use an attack
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3656894
Quick, Wrap it while it's distracted!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3656894
>Noodle, Demand to see manager
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Okay, this just seems like we're pretending to be retarded.
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>>3656897
>Quick, Wrap it while it's distracted!
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>Noodle - attack
Noodle uses... an attack.
Let me speak to your manager.....!

Tangela gets a hefty smack to the face... but it endures!

Tangela hits back with constrict! The Pokemon are both wrapped up in each other.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3656924
Noodle-eat the Tangela like a plate of spaghetti
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>>3656929
this right here it pleases me greatly
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>>3656929
Let it be so.
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>Eat Tangela like a plate of spaghetti
That happens.
It’s... actually pretty grim.
Tangela goes down... paired with a nice wine.

Erika is about to send out Vileplume!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3656951
Fish Sticks+Dragon Rage
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3656951

>Bernie, Ember the entire gym. Let's smoke this place. Probably filled with drugs anyway.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3656951
>Eat the maincourse
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3656951
Noodle+skull bash
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>>3656957
This was Noodle, I accidently clicked send and my wi it's too fast do me
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>>3656957
support
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3656955
Stuart, BIDE

>>3656956
Dude, what? We're about to win and we still need to hit Erika with the god hand.
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>>3656967
I rather flirt with Erica, but is she’s snotty then use god hand.

Be nice to sleepy plant lady
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>Main Course
Noodle takes a big bite out of the Vileplume. Yow.
It lashes bag with a powerful Mega Drain!
It gains back a bit of health, and Noodle looks like he’s in trouble!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3656979
FISH STICKS+DRAGON RAGE
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3656979

Fish Stick HYPER BEAM THE BITCH.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3656979
this is a particularly great picture
Noodle, Thunder Wave
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3656979
Noodle+FINISH HIM noodle still hungers
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3656979
Noodle headbhutt into the the hole of vileplune and use dragons rage inside
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3656990
Noodle the Pokemon Gordon Ramsay
Support
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>Noodle - climb inside
noodle wiggles his way inside the Vileplume and destroys it from the inside out. Sick.
You win!
Erica hands over 3000 bucks and the Rainbow Badge! Hell fucking yeah.

What do?
>Head to Saffron City
>Stop by Poke Center
>Flirt with Erika
>Write in
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>>3657020
>Offer her a handshake with the god hand
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>>3657020
Noodle needs to finish what it started eat the remains
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>>3657020

>Ask for her drugs
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>>3657027
>Ask for her drugs
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>>3657020
>Flirt with Erika
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>>3657020
Noodle is scary.
>Flirt with Erika
>Do drugs with her
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>>3657036

Also fine with this and >>3657026
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>>3657026
>>3657023
Support both
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On second thought, something tells me she doesn't do drugs.

>>3657023
Do this instead. It shouldn't come off as weird since handshakes are generally right-handed.
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>>3657020
>Flirt with Erika
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>Flirt, Drugs
“Damn, kid! That was one heck of a battle.”
She sparks up her huge bong and takes a hit.
“hehe, you know you’re kinda a cute. Do you get down?” She asks, offering you the bong.
What do?
>Drugs are for losers
>Hit that shit
>Write in
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>>3657048
>>Hit that shit
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>>3657048
oh god, peer pressure
>Hit that shit
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>>3657049
also, have noodle eat the remains
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>>3657048
>Hit that shit
Juvenile drug use, yeah!
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>>3657048
>Hit that shit
This totally won't go wrong
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>>3657048
>Hit it
>>
>hit that shit in praise of best mon noodle.
Dratini dropping bitches harder than their 10th martini
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>>3657048
>Hit that shit
>Noodle eats remains
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Also looks like we may be slowly becoming a faux dragontrainer. Between bernie and fishstick.
We should focus on noodle more for now till its a dragonair
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>>3657048

We're a criminal, might as well do drugs.

>Hit that shit. But do it like a boss
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>>3657070
They just kind of evolve when OP feels like it. We didn't even use fish stick as a magicarp except for that one time Dream used it as a bat. It didn't evolve then, though it just kind of evolved eventually.
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>>3657070
Nah, I say just continue doing what were doing which just happens to include feeding Pokemon to Noodle D Anger.

I'm still waiting for Jynx to just start screwing trainers and Pokemon to win tho. but I hope she ends up in a monogamous relationship with that kadabra
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>Do drugs
Noodle is still working on his meal, so you decide to chill out with Erika for a bit.

You take the pipe and do the inhale. Damn, Erika gets the best green!
On hit and you’re practically zonked.
“Woah, that was a big *giggle* hit dude.”

What do?
>Poke Center
>Saffron
>Flirt w. Erika
>Munchies
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>>3657083
>Flirt w. Erika
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>>3657083
>>Munchies
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>>3657083
>Flirt with erika
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>>3657083
>Flirt with Erika
This is it boys!
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>>3657083
>G-hand that druggie 5 times
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>Flirt
You’re so high you basically babble nonsense at her.
“hehe, you’re kinda cute. Come sit with me for a while.”
o boy o boy o boy.
What do?
>Sit down next to her
>PKMN Center
>Saffron City
>Write in
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>>3657113
>Sit down next to her
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>>3657113
>Sit down next to her
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>>3657020
>money
>badge
TM?

>>3657113
>Sit down next to her
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>>3657113
>okay gotta go bye
let's not break neet joy's heart just yet
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>>3657113
>>Sit down next to her
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>>3657122
You have a point. The drugs are obviously impressing it judgement.
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>>3657122
We haven't made it official yet, when we visit her next and then go on another date, that's when it'll be official. Everyone knows after having a second date you become boyfriend and girlfriend not the first one
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>>3657113
>sit down next to her
it worries me that there are no dice rolls
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>Sit next to Erika
“Hehe, you know sitting all alone in my Grotto with a young man... seems sort of scandalous, don’t you think?”
Erika is cute... Cute!

What do?
>Make a move (Roll 1D10)
>Chat (Write in)
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3657148
>Make a move
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>>3657148
use gods hand
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>>3657148
>So what made you want to become a grass type leader?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3657148
>make a move
That? Not at all, Let me show you scandalous!
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>>3657151
holy shit
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>>3657151
Why? Why are we cursed this badly?
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>>3657148
>Chat
I don't follow.

>>3657151
This is was disloyalty gets you.
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>>3657162
>This is was disloyalty gets you
are u ok
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>>3657165
THIS IS THE UNIVERSE PUNISHING YOU FOR HAVING SUCH LOOSE-FITTING TROUSERS

R E P E N T
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>>3657151
HAHAHA
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>>3657151
we were this close anon, this close
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you know maybe NEET joy is our destiny after all. What if this is all a sign
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>>3657177
You might as well roll to save
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>>3657153
This, holy shit no don't make a move
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>>3657153
Supporting.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3657182
in with the saving roll
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>>3657151
>Make a move
Whoop, looks like she fell asleep. Tough luck, sport!
Unless....

What do?
>Head to PKMN Center
>Head to Saffron
>Sexually Assault Erika
>Masturbate
>Write in
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>>3657189
>Head to PKMN Center
We're not Shinji
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>>3657189
>drop paper with number to hang sometime
>Head to PKMN Center
NOTHING MORE, NOT WITH THIS LUCK
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3657148
>Be good boy and remain loyal to NEET Joy
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>>3657193
Support
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>>3657189
>check on noodle then Head to PKMN Center
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>>3657189
>Let's go to the Pokémon center.
Let's call weeb Joy if we aren't tripping.
Otherwise munchies.
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>>3657193
+1
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>>3657193
>Drop number if she wants to chill
>Oh look at this random house we found, oh wow it is the HM Fly! What a coincidence!
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>>3657204
Wouldn't that be a funny coincidence, haha.
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>>3657189
>Head to PKMN Center

>>3657193
Wait
>NOT WITH THIS LUCK

Y-you mean we'd continue If we weren't afraid of bad rolls?
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>>3657212
I said that to dissuade the horny anons.
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>>3657193
Sure. This.
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>>3657212
But yeah, they probably would have.
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>I’m so fucked up

You head off to the Pokemon Center without further incident.
You heal up your pokemon!
Anything else you need to do?
>Use PC
>Head to Route 7 (Saffron)
>Flirt with Joy
>Write in
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>>3657223
>Flirt with Joy
Why even ask at this point?
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>>3657223
>Flirt with Joy
Tradition
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>>3657223
>heal pokemon check on all of them
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>>3657223
>Write in
Look for that Fly HM, unless we don't really need it in this Quest like Cut.
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>>3657223
>>Use PC
Wasn't this the lolijoy?
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>>3657223
>Tfw OP was drawing that whether we wanted It or not

>Use PC

This Is the loli joy right? Bad Idea even If It's tradition.
>>
>flirting again
I thought the tradition only applied to first encounters.
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>>3657242
This wasn't a vote to flirt, btw.
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>Use PC
Call vermilion joy
>>
>Flirt with Joy
“Ah, it’s the pervy Nii-chan again. Did you come back to touch my butt this time? Pervert! Hentai!”
Well, she’s not wrong.

What do?
>Check PC
>Touch Butt
>Write in
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>>3657251
>Check PC
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>>3657251
>>3657249
This
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>>3657251
>Check PC
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>>3657251
>>Check on pokemon
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>>3657251
>Check PC
>>
We should put Noodle away for a while and grab Senip.
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>>3657237
>:)

>Check PC
Ah, the good old PC.
What do?
>Switch PKMN Team (Write in suggestions)
>Call someone (Write in person + what you want to say)
>Write in

—-
Last post for now, gotta sleep for a bit.
Should be around later!
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>>3657284
Noodle for Senip.
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>>3657284
>Call Bill
Hey, you got my shit yet?
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>>3657287
Heresy
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>>3657288
support
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>>3657284
>Call mom. She hung up on us last time.
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>>3657284
Swap Gurren for Jolteon

Did we not get a TM for beating Erika
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>>3657296
+1
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>>3657296
Support this
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>>3657307
we swapped Gurren out a WHILE ago, anon.
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>>3657307
Yeah, we got a TM
a Toke, Masterfully
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>>3657287
Screw this guy. He's a heretic and doesn't love dragons.
Oprah for Senip
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>>3657293
>>3657615
>calls me heretic
>probably voted to switch fucking GURREN out, for reasons(none)
>will probably deny it to save face
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I missed the run but holy shit that Nat 1 for sealing the deal, every fucking time.
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>>3657651
Yeah, that was me. I was catching up on the backstory when I suggested it. It was a mistake on my part, but why not jynx? We became a [HO] for Noodle and he becomes a Dragon Tales-looking servant of death.
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>>3657615

I also support this, Noodle earned his keep. Or her. It's gen 1, idgaf.
>>
>Check on Bill
“Oh hey, I’ve been pulling some long hours working on that thing for you. I’ve done some digging and it looks like someone at the Sylph company has already been working on something like that in secret! They’ve stored their data on something called a [POKE HEIST CHIP]. If you can get your hands on that it will put our schedule ahead by months!”
You heard the man, the thing you need for your evil master plan of stealing all of the stored Pokemon in Kanto is at Sylph Co. You didn’t forget about your plan, did you?

What do?
>Call Mom
>Call someone else (Write in)
>Leave

(Feel free to continue suggesting PKMN team switch suggestions - I’ll tally them up when we’re done with the PC)
>>
>>3657872
Oh sweet, an early run

>Have Bill investigate any stories about evil rectangles on the down low
>Download a call recording program
>Call Mom
>>
>>3657872
>Call Mom
>switch Oprah for Senip

>>3657888
>>having Bill investigate It that Shall Not be Numbered
You want him to die?
>>
>>3657872
>Download a call recording program
>Call Mom
>>
>>3657888
>Call Mom
>>
>>3657900
>implying the true supervillain route isn't having Bill complete our project and then arranging an "accident" to deal with him afterwards
>>
>>3657900
>Implying you wouldn't want a furry to die
>>
>>3657951
>implying implications
>>
>Call Mom
You install some janky call recording software like some kind of paranoid weirdo and call your Mom.
She’s looking great today!
“Oh honey, I’ve missed you so much! Hurry up and become pokemon champion so you can come home!”
Gosh, you love Mom.

What do?
>Talk with Mom (Write in)
>Time to go
>Write in
>>
>>3657956
>Flirt with mom
>>
>>3657956
>Ask Mom if she'd still love us even if we turned out to be a goo replacement of her son
>Also how was her day
>>
>>3657956
>Talk with Mom
All about Giovanni.
>>
>>3657956
>Talk with Mom.
>Also how was her day.
>Why did she hang up last time, and why was she making weird faces?
>>
>Flirt with Mom
“Ara ara, Red... You shouldn’t tease an old woman like that.”

>Ask if she’d still love you if you were a goo baby
“Of course, snookums! You’re my little goopy guy forever!”

>Ask about Giovanni
“Gio... oh yeah, the boss! Crazy that he’s still running Team Rocket. Such a horn-dog, that one...”
>Ask about previous phonecall
“uhh.. what?”
She looks super flustered.

What do?
>talk with Mom more (write in)
>Time to go
>Write in
>>
>>3657992
>Time to go
Time to find that Fly HM.
>>
>>3657992
>Finalize party and go.
>>
>>3657992
>Time to go
World domination awaits
>>
>>3657992
>"Love you mom"
>Time to go
>>
>>3657992
>leave and find some trainers to battle.

I have a gut feeling we need to grind a bit
>>
>>3657992
"As soon as I can get fly I can go back home to meet you."
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>>3658024
We are whatever level we need to be. Grinding is not as interesting and QM is rolling well with it to keep it smooth.
>>
>>3657992
>>3658020
>>3658035
Support
>>
>Leave
You say goodbye to Mom, swap Oprah for Senip and take off to Route 7.
Hey, you’ve been here before!
You just rushed by it the last two times. There’s an underground path back to Lavender, and a checkpoint that leads to Saffron.
There aren’t any trainers around.
What do?
>Head to Saffron
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3658073
>Look for Pokémon
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3658073
>>Look for PKMN
>>
>look for PKMN
Hot damn, it’s a Growlithe!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3658116
>Stuart, tackle
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3658116
>Stuart, tackle
>>
>Stuart - tackle
You send in the rat, who runs head first into the Growlithe’s jaws. Looks like they both took a bit of damage in that one.
The Growlithe chomps down.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, ROLL 1D10
>Write in
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>>3658190
Do we wanna catch the doggo? Reminder that arcanine requires a fire stone.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3658190
>Fishstick, bite, not eat.
>>3658194
We can buy one from the department store, so not a big hassle. Still want to find a rhyhorn though.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

Oh fuck early session
>>3658190
Fishtick + Use the move bite don't eat the dog
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3658190
>>3658210
>Fishstick, bite

>>3658194
We already have a great fire type, but I'm still looking to catch it because why not?
>>
>Fishstick- Bite
And Bite he does.
You’d better act fast before he swallows the whole damn dog.
What do?
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Finish it
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3658242
>pokeball
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3658242
>Throw Pokeball
Damn it, fishsticks! Bad dog.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3658242
>Throw Pokeball
>THROW POKEBALL
>>
>Throw Pokeball
that’ll do - you caught Growlithe!
The Growlithe is transferred to Box 1 in the PC.
Roll 1D100 to name it!

What do now?
>Head to Saffron
>Keep dicking around here
>Write in
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3658263
>Roll 1D100 to name it!
Lenny
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3658263
Ardor
>Head to Saffron
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3658263
Bork
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3658263
Flashfire
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3658263
Dog
>Head to Saffron
>>
>>3658263
>>Head to Saffron
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3658263
curiutolis
>>
>Head to Saffron
You walk on into the checkpoint. As you walk past, the old guard stops you.
“Hey, Kid - No entry into Saffron right now. We’ve got something of a Team Rocket problem. Sorry but you’re gonna need to find someplace else to go. Well... unless... Maybe you can do a favor for me.”
What do?
>Ask about favor
>Flip him off and walk through (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3658332
Flip him off and keep walking
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3658332
>Flip him off and walk through
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3658332
>Flip him off and walk through (Roll 1D10)
>We'll go kick their butts.
>>
>>3658332
>>Ask about favor
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3658332
>flip him off and walk through
Look at me i am the problem now.
>>
>>3658351
Wait, did we get our Team Rocket shirt back?
>>
>>3658406
No. We lost it, iirc.
>>
>>3658406
No it’s probably on the floor of Mr. Fuji’s house

>Flip him off and walk through.
You do that. Ohhh, he’s hoppin mad.
He’ll remember this.
You make it into Saffron City!
Plenty of stuff to do here... that is if there weren’t rocket goons blocking almost every door!

A quick survey of the city reveals just a few route available.
Where go?
>PKMN Center
>Fighting Type Gym
>Sylph Co
>Write in
>>
>>3658412
>PKMN Center
You know the drill.
>>
>>3658417
>PKMN Center
Oh yeah.
>>
>>3658417
>>PKMN Center
Gotta flirt with Joy.
>>
>>3658417
>PKMN center
>>
>>3658417
>Fighting type gym
>>
>>3658417
>PKMN Center
So Chunni ESPer Joy or Useless Magical Trinkets Joy?
>>
>>3658443
Sports anime Tomboy Joy
>>
>>3658452
In the Psychic Gym City?
>>
>>3658454
It has a martial arts dojo, too.
>>
>PKMN Center
Might as well stop by the local Center to see what this Joy is like... oh wow.
She’s wearing bandages all over and has a distinct psychic aura about her. You get the feeling that she’s looking down on you, yet nervous at the same time.
What do?
>Flirt with Joy
>Check PC
>Write in
>>
>>3658476
>>Flirt with Joy
Oh man, Chuuni Joy is almost as good as Loli Joy.
>>
>>3658476
>Flirt with Joy
"Hi, nice aura?"
I know it's tradition at this point but I don't know how to approach at this point.
>>
>>3658476
>Flirt with joy
Nice aura
>>
>>3658476
>Flirt with Joy
Godhand Handshake
>>
>>3658494
this
>>
>>3658494
Would psychic powers counteract godhand?
>>
>>3658505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTg6hg1miFg
>>
>>3658494
>>3658497
>>3658505
Odds are that she'd be able to tell what it does through our thoughts or some shit.
>>
>>3658476
>Flirt with Joy
>Remember to strike our best Jojo pose
>>
>>3658476
>Flirt with Joy
>>
>Flirt
You tell her she has a nice aura.
“Y-you can see it? ...I mean.... Impressive, for a mere mortal to recognize my power. Perhaps I’ll let you l-live...”
What a piece of work.
>Shake hands with God Hand
“As if a lowly mortal would be allowed to shake the hand of the great Joyous Splendiferous Nurseorum!”

You start thinking that maybe you should leave.

What do?
>Continue Flirting with Joy (Write in)
>Check PC
>Fighting Gym
>Sylph Co
>Write in
>>
>>3658543
>Check PC
Let's talk to Rehab Joy.
>>
>>3658543
>>Mr Psychic's house
We need to get Oprah some psychic stab
>>
>>3658543
When QMs reference other quests it bring smile to my face. Good job.
>Sylph Co
>>
>>3658543
>>Continue Flirting with Joy (Write in)
"Mortal? You are speaking to the man who bares the Godhand! If anyone is allowed to shake your hand, it is he."
Then pose with the godhand and make it glow.
>>
>>3658543
>Continue Flirting with Joy
>Honestly despite wearing your entire medical supply you're probably the 2nd nicest person I've spoke to in your family
>>
>>3658543
>Continue Flirting with Joy (Write in)
>>
>>3658543
>sylph co
>>
>>3658543
>Continue Flirting with Joy (Write in)

>>3658553
This.
>>
>>3658567
Actually this.
>>
>>3658567
Actually, yeah. This.
>>
>>3658567
>Flirt - Call her the 2nd nicest Joy
“N-nice? I’m not Nice! I’m a d-d-demon Lord...”
It really doesn’t take much to fluster her, huh? Her self confidence must be in the dumpster.

What do?
>Show her magic hand
>Ask her to demonstrate her own power
>Ask out on date
>Write in
>>
>>3658606
>Slap her with the magic hand.
>>
>>3658606
>Show her magic hand

>>3658612
That's just cruel. We're a ladies man.
>>
>>3658606
>Show her magic hand
>>
>>3658606
Actually,
>Ask her to demonstrate her own power
I'm actually curious.
>inb4 her powers are real like Sabrina
>>
>>3658606
>>Show her magic hand
>>
>>3658627
>>3658631
We could probably do both.
>>
>>3658606
>Ask her to demonstrate her own power
>>
>>3658606
>“N-nice? I’m not Nice! I’m a d-d-demon Lord...”
>Oh cool, I was a ghost for a while, currently maybe a clone as well
>Show her magic hand
>Ask her to demonstrate her own power
>>
>>3658606
>Ask out on date
Tell her to come with you to Sylph Co.
>>
>Show Hand
“Hmph, it emanates a... l-lewd energy. How pedestrian. My powers are far more subtle and... demonic.”
You watch as she concentrates with all her mights, and manages to telekinetically move a nearby pen a few inches. Wow.
“Th-they’re still coming in, ok!?”

What do?
>Keep chattin (write in)
>Sylph
>Fighting Gym
>Write in
>>
>>3658685
>Keep chattin
Did you just start learning how to use them?
>>
>>3658685
>Cool, how'd you even find out you were a chun-I mean an ESPer?
>>
>>3658685
>Hey! Pretty good! Why not come with me to Sylph Co? I could use someone with that infinite power.
>>
>>3658685
Neat.
>Head to Silph Co.
>>
>Sylph Co
You figure it’s time to hit up Sylph co and figure that whole mess out.
Before you leave, Joyous zaps your head with her ESP powers.
“You’re a weird one, so I’m gonna keep an eye on you for a bit. I’ve linked our minds, better not have any weird thoughts!”
uh oh.

You head off to the Sylph building. It’s a massive skyscraper (By Kanto standards, at least), with the big bold Sylph name stamped on the front of it.
What do?
>Walk right in
>Find a disguise
>Imagine Joyous with her top off
>Write in
>>
>>3658857
>Intentionally fluster Joyous
>>
>>3658857

>Find a disguise

>>3658549

Me too. That quest is pretty comfy.
>>
>>3658857
>>Imagine Joyous with her top off
>>
>>3658857
>Man this place is huge, wonder how long it takes to reach the top?
>Hey speaking of tops Red
>Don't brain
>Imagine Joyous without one
>>
>>3658861
Support
>>
>>3658857
>Imagine Joyous with her top off
Well now we can't avoid thinking of that.
>>
>>3658857
Hey wait, does that also mean we can know what SHE is thinking?
>>
>>3658866
This.
>>
>>3658866
>>3658879
It honestly send like something that would happen. Supporting.
>>
>Intentionally Fluster Joyous
You take a moment to think about one of your fav. /qst/ threats and let your thoughts... wander.

“Red? Red! Cut it out! I can’t stop seeing what you’re thinking and... STOP! STOPPP! Yamete Kudasaiiiiiii~~~~!”

What do?
>Keep going
>Show mercy
>Write in
>>
>>3658893
>Show mercy
>>
>>3658893
>Show mercy
>>
>>3658893
>Show mercy
>>
>>3658893
>show mercy
>find disguise
>>
>>3658893
>Keep going

>>3658905
>>3658908
>>3658911
>>3658917
>Not using this as a chance for lewd Psycho Hikki fanart
>>
>Show Mercy
Alright, time to quit goofing around. You’ve got a city to save... or take over. You’re not quite sure yet.

The Ground floor of the sylph co building is impressive. There’s even a fountain! Nearby a distracted looking Rocket is just standing around.

There’s an elevator, but you know how this goes - it’s probably not as straight forward as it looks.

There’s also a set of stairs nearby. What do?

>Elevator
>Stairs
>Rocket
>Write in
>>
>>3658939
>Stairs
I hate them but I doubt we stocked up for a marathon.
>>
>>3658938
400 iq
>>
>>3658939
See if Joyous can spray him in the face from a distance.
>>
>>3658976
She's not in the building so I doubt that she can.
>>
>>3658939
>Rocket
Tell him the chick from Cerulean told us to show up for an induction
>>
>>3658939
>Stairs
>>
>>3658939
>Rocket
battle time
>>
>>3658938
Hey, we can do that after we get all the pokemon we could ever hope for.

>>3658939
>Rocket
Dude probably knows more than us right now.
>>
>>3658988
Using the eldrich magick of Incorporating an NPC into Our Dumb Plans, she might be able to.
>>
>>3658976
>Spray Rocket
“S-spray him with what? You’d better cut it out with the lewd stuff or I’m gonna give you an aneurysm.”
Testy.

Instead of that you walk up to the rocket and show him your [BUSINESS CARD].

“Oh hey, new recruit eh? You’re gonna wanna go see the boss on the top floor. I’d... start with the stairs. This place is crazy, all sorts of security doors and shit. Also keep an eye out, everyone’s on edge since the change in management. They’ll probably want to Battle you no matter what.”

What do?
>Head upstairs
>Ask Joyous for help
>Write in
>>
>>3658939
>Rocket
Greetings fellow evildoer
>>
>>3659013
>>Head upstairs
so we are in agreement that we are taking over team rocket right?
>>
>>3659013
>Head upstairs
>>
>>3659013
>Head upstairs
>>
>>3659013
>change in management
Fancy seeing you here Oberon/Oberyn
>>
>>3659013
The fountain he's standing next to -_- oh well. What's done is done.

>head upstairs
>>
>>3659013
>Hey you got another shirt I can borrow, mine got taken by a chick with an age fetish
>>
>Head up
Upon the second floor - not too much going on here.
There are a few Rockets milling about, as well as some Electronic doors you can’t open.
There’s the stairs again, an elevator and...
A teleportation pad?
Oh man... things are about to get funky and you don’t like it.

What do?
>Yolo Teleportation pad
>Stairs
>Elevator
>Fight Rocket
>Write in
>>
>>3659048
>YOLO
>>
>>3659048
>Yolo Teleportation pad
>>
>>3659048
Do that thing where while they're taking their prewritten paths you walk by without them looking
>>
>>3659048
>>Fight Rocket
>>
>>3659058
+1
>>
>>3659058
This.
>>
>Avoid rockets
You bust out a sick roll, avoiding the eyelines of the Rockets.

>Yolo Warp
You step on the warp pad and feel like your guts and brains get turned into scrambled eggs.
In your stupor on the 8th floor, you’re spotted by a Rocket that wants to fight!
He’s sending out a Weezing!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3659090
Noodle - dragon rage
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3659090
Senip+Thunder Shock
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3659094
damn it
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3659095
Senip, thunder shock
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3659090
>Senip uses Thundershock
>>
>>3659107
>>3659108
Oh wow...
>>
>>3659108
>>3659107
Alas, poor Senip, I knew thee well
>>
>>3659108
>>3659107
>Senip - Thundershock
It doesn’t go well. The Weezing blasts back with some sort of toxic spray - Senip is poisoned!
He really doesn’t look too good...
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3659120
>it's an he
Ah shit.

Antidote+Switch for Bernie
>>
>>3659124
No genders in Gen 1 - Senip can be a She if you want :)
>>
>>3659126
>No genders in Gen 1
Well aside from the Nidos
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3659120
>Dream, earthquake
Or any ground move we have. If nothing else, fury swipes.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3659120
>Bernie, Ember his ass
>>
>>3659159
Nevermind, I'm retarded.
>>
>>3659152
>Dream - Ground Move
Dream stomps the ground, sending shards of it up into Weezing’s face!
It’s hurt pretty bad, but it’s still got a bit of juice left. It hits back with a tackle.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3659172
PAWNCH
>>
>>3659177
Your roll is a bit weak, but Weezing was on the ropes anyway.
It goes down!
Rocket is about to send out Golbat!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3659202
Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3659202
Send Senip back out. Thunder shock
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3659202
Senip, Thundershock
>>
>>3659211
>>3659225
Gaw damn.

Senip gets back out there and blasts the Golbat out of the air!
You win! The Rocket hands over 1000 bucks and backs off. Senip is still poisoned.
What do?
>Elevator
>Stairs
>Ask Joyous for help
>Write in
>>
>>3659211
>>3659225
Oh okay.
>>
>>3659233
>Antidote+Potion
>>
>>3659233
>>Write in
Cure Sinep with the Godhand.
>>
>>3659233
>Ask Joyous for help
Ask if she can use those powers to heal via demonic magic
>>
>>3659233
>Ask Joyous for help
I'm worried about Senip. He's a good fox-thing.
>>
>>3659245
Oh goodness, not again. Don't try this. It's going to weird Joyous out.
>>
>>3659239
>this
>>
>>3659233
>>Ask Joyous for help
>>
>Potion + antidote
You check through your inventory, only to realize you never bought an antidote. Whoops.
Joyous looks at you with disdain.
Senip faints!
What do?
>Elevator
>Stairs
>Ask Joyous for help
>Write in
>>
>>3659278
>>Ask Joyous for help
>>
>>3659278
>Ask Joyous for help
Puriizu?
>>
>>3659278
>Use the psychic chunk of building to order some Antidotes and maybe some Revives
>>
>>3659278
>>Write in
Use the Godhand to revive Sinep.
>>
>>3659278
>Take the stairs.
We walk off our shame.
>>
>>3659284
Okay. The god hand only gives things orgasms. We've tried it multiple times. Too many more and we'll be dressed up in a clefairy costume with an ashamed machop in the corner of the room.
>>
>>3659283
Would this work?
>>
>>3659300
Nigger, you do your shit, I'm going to keep trying to touch things with the godhand.
>>
>Commune with psychic hunk of building
At first it doesn’t do much, but then a tether latches on to Joyous (or at least her psychic manifestation.)
“HOW MAY I HELP YOU?”
Fucking. Sweet.

What buy?
>Great ball - 600
>Max Repel - 700
>Full Heal - 600
>Hyper Potion - 1500
>Escape Rope - 550
>Revive - 1500
>Write in
>>
>>3659319
Fucking nice.

>2 Revives and a Full Heal
>>
>>3659319
Sell nugget,
2 revives, 2 full heals, and hyper potion.
>>
>>3659319
Is the cash updated? We should have at least $4000 for beating Erika and that last rocket. Add two more hyper potions to my previous post if that's the case, and revive/heal Senip.
>>
>>3659367
Yeah it had not yet.
You buy all that stuff!

The psychic hunk just sort of... oozes the stuff out. Gross.

You can use the items now, or save them for later.
What do?
>Revive / Heal Senip
>Ask Joyous for Guidance
>Elevator
>Stairs
>Write in
>>
>>3659391
>>Revive / Heal Senip
>>Ask Joyous for Guidance
If NEETJoy doesn't pan out the chuuni seems like a good fallback.
>>
>>3659391
>>Revive / Heal Senip
>>Ask Joyous for Guidance
>>
>>3659400
support actions not the romance advice.
>>
>>3659391
>Stairs
>>
>>3659391
>lick the slimy stuff off the items
gotta eat nutrients
>>
>>3659400
>>3659402
>>3659404
Support
>>
>Heal Sinip
That happens, you use a revive and hyper potion on him.

>Request help from Joyous
“o ho ho ho... I knew you’d come groveling to me, mortal! I can help guide you through this maze of a building... but it’s going to cost you. You must become... My MINION! Mua ha ha ha ha!”
She’s really enjoying this.
What do?
>Become her minion
>Refuse
>Write in
>>
>>3659431
>pass
>>
>>3659431
>Refuse
Thanks but I'm already my mom's minion
>>
>>3659431
>Refuse
>>
>>3659431
>>Write in
I'll become your minion if you can resist the might of the godhand. Otherwise, you become my minion and still tell me how to get through this maze.
>>
>>3659431
>strongly imagine fingering her pussy and ass at the same time with godhand.
2 in the pink 1 in the stink.
>>
>>3659431
>can you handle being my master tho
>>3659448
>>3659452
>>
>>3659431

>>3659448
>>3659452
>>
>Refuse
“Oh... ok. It’s fine if you don’t want to be my muh-muh-minion...”
Oh geeze, that really upset her for some reason. She looks like she’s about to cry!
What do?
>Reconsider
>Ignore her
>Write in
>>
>>3659448
+1
>>
>>3659468
> why would i be your minion when we can be partners in crime!
>>
>>3659468
>>Reconsider
It's not like we can't go back on our word at a later date if we don't like her.
>>
>>3659468
>Reconsider
>>
>>3659481
>>3659483
guys no this is a one way street to bad end town population us
>>
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We could be her friend instead.
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>>3659468
>Sorry, I'm already technically serving an evil god that has a body count
>But I mean we could just be, you know, friends?
>>
>>3659478
>>3659488
Support
>>
>>3659468
>>3659488

Support, friends are good.
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>>3659468
>we can be friends
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>>3659488
Support.
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>>3659488
>Offer friendship
“You want to be my fuh-fuh-friend?”
It’s happy tears now. God she’s so adorably pathetic.
You’re now friends with Joyous!
She helps you expedite this hellish corporate maze by zipping ahead, leaving a trail of psychic, uh, slime? in her wake.

What do?
>Follow Trail
>Bumble around on your own
>Write in
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>>3659529
>Follow Trail
>>
>>3659529
>>Follow Trail
>>
>>3659529
>>Follow Trail
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>>3659529
>Follow Trail
>>
>>3659529
>Follow Trail
Man it's going to suck when she finds out we're actually planning to take over Team Rocket instead of just being chunni about world domination
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>>3659529
>Follow Trail
>Put our godhand inside her psychic form
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>>3659529
>Follow Trail
>>
>Follow Trail
Phew, this is so much better. You feel like it would have taken two whole threads to get through this mess.
You go through elevators, warp pads, you find a card key... what a mess.
You finally step through one last warp pad....

>...
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>>3659564
>...
Wait, WHAT ABOUT LAPRAS?
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>>3659564
>...
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>>3659574
What about Lapras?
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>>3659574
all in good time, anon.

>What up, puke-dick?
Oh god damnit.
When will he LEARN? Maybe this time the lesson will stick.
Blue wants to fight! He’s about to send out Pidgeot!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3659590
>just kick him in the balls
>"I have no time for this"
>>
>>3659590
>send out Lapras
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3659590
>Oprah, Icy Fist
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3659590
>Sinep, Thunder Shock
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>>3659593
Supporting fuck him
>>
>>3659590
>Joyous can you like, make this asshole blind for a few hours?
>>
>>3659590
Nah, let's beat him again.
Senip, thunder shock
>>
>>3659593
Roll 1D10
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3659638
Oops!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3659641
>>
>>3659593
>>3659641
Or don't!
>>3659649
Wrong anon.
>>
>>3659649
wow
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3659641
hope this doesn't mess this up
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>>3659653
I just assumed that meant that we roll to kick him in the nuts also I supported it so?
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>>3659659
well fuck
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>>3659649
>Kick in balls
You do that. You hear a dull pop, and Blue goes down. You win!
... sort of.
You don’t get any reward money, but that kick was so gnarly that your Pokemon gained XP!
It looks like Bernie is about to Evolve!
Let him?
>Yea
>Nah
>Write in
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>>3659682
>yea
>>
>>3659682
>>Yea
>>
>>3659682
>Smell ya later puke-balls
>Let Bernie evolve
>>
>>3659682
>yea
>>
>>3659682
Also Bernie better keep his Ekans scarf or better yet, have it evolve into an Arbok to match
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>>3659682
>>Yea
>>
>Hell Yes
Now you’re cooking with fire.
That all went pretty smoothly! Looks like you’re free to go have a little chat with Boss rocket.

You walk up to the Sylph Co. president’s office, and hear a murmured conversation inside.
What do?

>let yourself in
>Kick the door in
>Write in
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>>3659682
Hey! Leaf will show up after all!
>I don't know guys. I don't feel good about that. Whatever. Yeah, let's get a charizard.
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>>3659711
>Kick the door in!
Our kicking foot thirsts for more.
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>>3659717
>Leaf will show up after all kek
>>3659711
>Kick the door in
>>
>>3659711
>>let yourself in
>>
On second thought,
>>3659711
>let yourself in
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>>3659711
>>3659711
>eavesdrop
>>
>>3659711
>let yourself in
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>>3659711
>Kick the door in
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>>3659711
>eavesdrop
>>
>Kick Door down
Damn, that was badass.
In the office you see the poor old president of Silph co. pleading with Boss Rocket to let his employee go.
Time to take charge of the situation.
What do?
>Talk shit
>Challenge to PKMN battle
>write in
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>>3659711
>Have Dream DOUBLE KICK the door in
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>>3659743
>>Challenge to PKMN battle
>>
>>3659743
Greet our old friend
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>>3659743
>Challenge to PKMN battle
>>
>>3659743
>Challenge to PKMN battle
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>>3659743
>Talk shit
>Sup Pindick, how's the blueballs been treatin ya?
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>>3659743
>>Challenge to PKMN battle " the future is now old man Team Rocket needs a new leader!"
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>>3659756
Supporting
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>>3659756
This
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>>3659756
>The Future is now, old man!
“I couldn’t agree more.”
The chair spins around to reveal the leader of Team Rocket... Oberyn...?
He has a strange looking gun in his hand and BLAM - he fires it at you!
What do?
>Check for injuries
>Cover your beautiful face
>Write in
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>>3659783
>Block the bullet with the Clefairy Mask
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>>3659783
forgot the musical accompaniment
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
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>>3659790
your getting a lot of mileage from the oberyn as snake thing.
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>>3659783
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=504J9hg5YnI
>Roll around screaming
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>>3659783
>Cover your beautiful face
>>
>>3659783
>Write in
HIT THE DECK
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>>3659783
>Check for injuries
>What took you so long?
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>>3659790
>JOYOUS UNPLUG THE CONTROLLER
https://youtu.be/CEvzFcqKbXw
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>>3659783
>Leave room
>check for injuries
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>>3659783
Put on clefairy mask. He may think you're one of his own.
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>>3659783
>>Check for injuries
>Kept you waiting, huh?
>>
>>3659836
This one.
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>>3659783
Wait shit!
>>3659787
This one!
>>
>Cover face, check for injuries
Oh phew, he missed entirely.
Oh wait.

Oh no.

What do?

>pshh, she’s a psychic projection. She’ll be fine.
>Unless...
>oh no
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>>3659848
>oh no
No no no no no...
>>
>>3659848
>give her a full heal, revive, hyper potion, whatever we have.
>>
>>3659848
>Oh no
WOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH
>>
>>3659848
>>pshh, she’s a psychic projection. She’ll be fine.
>>
>>3659848
>oh no
GODHAND THE BULLET OUT OR SOMETHING

>>3659857
WORDS THAT KILL
>>
Quick! Break out of the window and fly to the Pokemon Center!
>>
>>3659848
>>oh no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiS1xQoQvKE
Why are we still here...
>>
>>3659848
Hold her if nothing else
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

Bitch was a useful idiot at best
>rolling for bernie to use fire blast.
>>
Oh hey, now we have motivation to burn Team Rocket to the ground.
>>
>oh no
“R-red...? Thank you for being my fuh-fuh-friend...”

>oh
>no
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3659882
>Kill
>Burn
>Desecrate
>>
>>3659882
GODHAND HER
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>>3659882
>oh
>no
Please no! STAY PLEASE
>>
>>3659882
>no
OOOOOBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>3659886
+1
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>>3659882
>>oh
>>no
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>>3659886
>>3659892
Do you really think NOW is a good moment to ahegao her?
>>
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3659882
>>3659890
Me rn
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>>3659882
>Hold her as she slips away, at least
>>
Wait. Send her a mental hug.
>>
>>3659900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ9Bc5L6T4I>>3659900
>>3659904
she won't feel it anymore anon
>>
Rolled 46368603 (1d100000000)

>>3659900
PUNCH THAT FUCKER SO HARD HE GETS ABORTED BACK IN THE PAST
>>
WHAT A FUCKING TWIST
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>>3659900
>>AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3659900

BRING HER BACK BRING HER BACK
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>>3659900
>throw pokeball at him.
Let's take out that other eye too.
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>>3659900
BURN IT, BURNIE BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND. LET IT TURN TO ASHES
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>>3659900
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>>3659900
You know what? I don't care about running Team Rocket anymore.
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>>3659900
He'll be a bound and tied present for Bill if we have anything to say about it.
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>>3659927
Nah, I feel like killing him and burning Rocket to the ground.
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>>3659934
I think being stuck with a pokefucker is a fate worse than death but death also works
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>>3659934
Seconded, also side quest to find the wish-granting pokemon anyone?
>>
We need to fucking kill him
I d c about capturing him or whatever
KILL HIM
MAKE SURE HE SUFFERS
>>
>aaaaaaa
“Silph co. psychic gun. The things they come up with these days, huh? Ah, yes. It hurts now, doesn’t it? I won’t offer you any sort of cheap consolation. I know better than most that time can’t heal all wounds.”
He stands and lets you mourn for a few moments.

“I’m afraid we’re going to have to cut things short. Time is of the essence, and if this whole.. thing I’m trying to put together is going to work I have to act fast.”
What do?
>Ask what his plan is
>Punch in fucking face
>fall into despair
>Writein
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>>3659943
>Punch in the fucking face
>MY HEART BURNS WITH A RIGHTEOUS FURY
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>>3659934
I want to break his spirit.
LIKE HE JUST DID JOYOUS'
>>
KILL
HIM
MURDER HIM
>>
>>3659943
>how can you talk
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3659943
Punch in face.
>>
>>3659943
>Punch in fucking face
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>>3659952
>>3659943
>Better take a raincheck because you're gonna be too busy putting something else together.
>>
>>3659943
>Is she dead?
If no
>Ask what his plan is
If yes
>Punch in fucking face
>>
>>3659943
>>Ask what his plan is
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3659943
>Take all of the pain, the hurt, the guilt, and channel it into a PUNCH OF HATRED
>>
>>3659943
>Ask what his plan is
I'm genuinely curious.

Besides, getting pissed and attacking is probably what he wants.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3659957
Rolling
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>>3659964
Then I'm fully prepared to give him what he wants
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>>3659961
Why wouldn’t he lie?
>>
>>3659943
>Shove a compressed Pokeball into the empty eye socket and then expand it
IT STARTED WITH A POKEBALL AND IT'LL END WITH A FUCKING POKEBALL
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>>3659972
fucking dark, I love it
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>>3659971
Because he wants us to suffer? Telling us she's alive would make us feel better, not worse.
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>>3659983
But wouldn’t him telling us he’s alive and then it being a lie also make us suffer in the end?
>>
>>3659983
>>3659987
Kill first, ask questions later.
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>>3659991
BASED
LETS FUCKING KILL HIM
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>>3659987
Yes but he doesn't really gain anything from it.
>>3659991
You know what? You're right, fuck this guy.
>>3659943
>Punch in fucking face
>>
>Punch
You sock that fucker right in the fucking face. He shrugs if off.
“You can’t hurt me more than you already have, Red.”

>Ask if she’s alive.
“Honestly? I don’t know. Probably not. You just saw her psyche shatter in front of us. Your guess is as good as mine.”

>Ask about plan
“When you took my body, when you moved me from one cage to another... I realized nobody deserves to suffer like that. No Pokemon, at least. So I’m going to free them, Red. The first step is to empty out the PC banks of all of Kanto - living creatures stuck in digital limbo, all freed. My methods may not be the kindest, but this isn’t a kind world old friend. There will be more bloodshed before this is all over. But you can be on the right side of history, Red. You can can join me. Do the right thing. Help me set them free.”

What do?
>Join Oberon
>Kill him
>Write in
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>>3659943
>Punch in fucking face
>>
>>3659998
>the right side of history
Shut up you fucking big boss clone
>>
>>3659998
>Kill
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3659998
>I'm going to change the World Oberon, make it better for humans and pokemon. only YOU NEVER GET TO SEE IT

Berni+flaimthower
>>
>>3659998
>Shove him in a pokeball.
>>
>>3659998
What is this? Team Plasma?
>Catch Him
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>>3659998
You’re an anomaly dude. Your kind WANTS to compete and be trained. You’re a tournament species. If you want freedom that’s fine, but would you force complete and utter freedom onto those that don’t want it in the first place?
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>>3659998
>kill
Great, we created N, the worst team boss.
>>
>>3659998
I MADE YOU AND I CAN UNDO YOU THE EXACT SAME WAY
>Catch him
>>
>>3660012
Yeah this shit is stupid
Pokémon supposedly love to be captured
This is some twisted psyche bullshit
>>
>>3659998
>SURF
>CINNABAR
>>
>opting to catch him
Why not give him the ultimate freedom: from this mortal coil?
>>
>>3660015
This
>>
>>3659998
If you can no longer feel allow me you this final pleasure
>kill him
YOU SOUND LIKE SOME FAGGOT WITH GREEN HAIR FROM 14 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE
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>>3660015
>>3660031
>negotiating with a terrorist
You're even worse.
>>
>>3659998
>how are you talking!!!!!
>>
>>3660025
I don't know how we could. I'm afraid of him tricking our Pokémon into joining him. Unless... What is there was one whose unique abilities ensued he would be would be immune to his deceptions?

Stuart, hyper fang
>>
>Catch him
he easily deflects your pokeball with his prosthetic arm.
“I never make the same mistake twice, Red. But if you want to settle this like..’civilized’ people...”
Oberon wants to battle!
He’s about to send in Nidarino!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3660015
>>3660031
Wanting to compete and train is not the same as wanting to be trapped in a computer forever. C'mon guys, use your brains
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>>3660037
I’m trying my best man, gimme a break
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3660041
>DREAM, FALLING ROOF
>>
>>3660042
Now THAT is true. But the fuckers are put in a paradise like from the Matrix or something. It needs a whole debate on the virtues and cons of security, prosperity, freedom and individuality
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3660041
>Queen+Ground Attack
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3660041
Punch
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3660041
>bernie+fire punch
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3660047
>>DREAM, FALLING ROOF
>>
This could have been over and done with if we just killed him, but nooooooo...
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3660041
>>3660050
>>3660047

Dream, ground attack
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>>3660060
Your worst enemies are often the one you make for yourself
>>
>>3660060
Don't be delusional, it wouldn't have been over just like that.
>>
>>3660060
>think that Obyren wouldn’t have been prepared for that
>>
>Dream - Bring the roof down
She grabs some chunks of roof and smashes them down on Nidorino’s head!
It’s super effective... but it endures!
It strikes back with poison sting - not very effective!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3660074
Red, cool spin kick
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3660074
>Dream, MEGA PUNCH
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3660074
>Punch
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3660074
>>Dream, MEGA PUNCH
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3660083
>>3660084
Punch
>>
>Punch
Super effective, she knocks Nidarino’s block off!
He goes down!
Oberon is about to send in Kangaskhan!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3660095
Dream+Double Kick
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3660103
Ate my dice.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3660103
+1
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3660095
>Dream, Double Kick
>>
>>3660095
Try to topple Kangaskhan under its own weight
>>
>>3660108
Great.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3660121
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3660095
>Dream+Double Kick

God, please let this be a nat 10
>>
>>3660107
>>3660108
>>3660112
>Dream - Double kick
Dream strikes with a double kick - one hits, and it’s super effective!
But Kangaskhan endures! And bites dream right in the face oh my god!
Dream is hurt pretty badly...
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3660128
>Staurt, Bide
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3660128
>FISHSTICK, BITE
>Hyper potion for Dream
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3660128
Burni+Fire storm
>>
>>3660128
Bernie+Flamethrower
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3660137
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3660137
Really? Again?
>>
>>3660139
ignore this I thought I failed to roll
>>
>Bernie - Fire storm
You send in Bernie to blast it with fire, but he jsut gets a fist to the jaw for his troubles. Bernie is rocked, but he’s still in it.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3660154
Ember
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3660154
Wing Attack!
>>
>>3660157
Or whatever move we have in place of it.

Also Fire Storm doesn't exist in Gen 1.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3660154
Berni+Ember
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3660154
Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3660154
Do what you started
>Bernie, flamethower
>>
>>3660166
...
>>
>Bernie - Ember
That’ll take care of that one.
Oberyn is about to send in Rhyhorn.
What do/?
>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3660166
YOU FUCKED US
>>
https://youtu.be/0V7aUT13qtM

Here's some music to sway the dice gods in the future
>>
>>3660173
Dream+Hyper Potion
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3660173
>Oprah, Low Temperature Jab
Imagine if we had taught FishStick Bubblebeam like I said...
>>3660175
It would be fitting if we had actually brought Gurren
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3660173
Fishstick, unnamed water attack you did that one time.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3660173
Oprah+ice punch
>>
>>3660108
>>3660166
>>3660181
I think it's about time that you've stopped rolling.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3660173
>>Oprah, Low-Temperature Jab
>>
>>3660108
>>3660166
>>3660181
Three in a row. I'm sorry guys. I think I just need to go to bed.
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>>3660181
Today is not your day buddy
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>>3660181
He doesn't have it in gen1 from what i remember but Giovanni's Ryhorn sometimes has a rocktype move which is super effective against Fishstick
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>>3660195
Good thing we rolled a 10 then.
>>
>>3660200
you're welcome that's my second ten this thread I think. The other was kicking Blue in the nuts
>>
>>3660200
Yeaaaah but for a pokemon that is currently sitting in the PC.

>Fishstick - water attack
You roll bad and fishstick fucks up. badly.
So badly that he’s KO’d! Shit!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3660186
Oh boy

I prolly helped
>>
>>3660204
Not
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3660203
Fine.
Dream+Hyper Potion and Double Kick
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3660203
Oh god, now I hate that fucking Jolteon even more.
>Stuart, Bide.
>>
>>3660203
Use a revive on Fishstick
>>
I thought we had oprah in our team cause someone tried to use her to fight blue but then we kicked him the nuts
>>
>>3660210
>Stuart - Bide
Stuart, ever the team player, takes several stomps to the face before releasing a nasty Bide - Rhyhorn goes down!
Oberon is about to send in...
Oberon.
“Ok, enough fun and games. Let’s settle this like men.”
What do?
>Fight him like a man
>Use pokemon (Write in)
>Write in
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>>3660224
LETS FACE HIM HEAD ON
>>
>>3660224
>Fight him like a man
>>
>>3660224
>Fight him like a man
>>
>>3660224
>Use pokemon
Bernie+Ember
You lost your right to be considered one when you killed her.
>>
>>3660224
>>Fight him like a man
>>3660229
While dramatic I want to bet this bitch with my bare hands
>>
>>3660224
>Throw away glasses
>Fight him like a man
We have a score settle. Show us what you've got, Oberon!
>>
>Fight like a man
This is it... time to throw down for reals.
“Red... try to remember the basics of CQC.”
You have no idea what he’s talking about, but you both put up your dukes.

What do?
>Punk
>Kick
>Bite
>Write in

——-
So sorry to break here but I really need to sleep :0
Not sure if I’ll be around tomorrow but I’ll try - might need a new thread.
See ya then
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>>3660234
no, you got that backward

>put on glasses then fight him like a man
>>
>>3660236
goodnight RG

PUNCH THAT KNOCKOFF
>>
Punching obviously didn't work but it has been established that we're great kickers so
>Kick
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>>3660237
I'm referencing the wrong metal gear game anyways.
>>3660236
>Kick
>>
>>3660236
>Kick
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3660236
>use VENGEANCE GOD FIST
by channeling all our hate, pain, and inner darkness we can use a dark version of GOD HAND
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>>3660246
ORH ORH ORH ORH ORH ORH
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>>3660246
Oh shit.
Should've been pain, anger and sorrow.
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>>3660246
>>
>>3660246
>>3660248
Here we go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny24zPeQLks
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>>3660246
correction
by channeling all our hate, pain, and sorrow we can use a dark version of GOD HAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
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>>3660246
I'll support this if OP actually goes through with it. After all MissingNo did say the god hand couldn't actually fight things 'yet', not that it could never be used to fight
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>>3660264
YES YES YES YES
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>>3660265
well the death of a friend usually is the catalyst for power-ups in anime
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>>3660246
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN YOU DID IT
>>
>>3660264
https://youtu.be/Ws3kY2LNPbM
>>
What about something like this? https://youtu.be/3vxW1DjP63s
>>
I love how we might be slowly turning into badass red that everyone always draws in fanart
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>>3660286
I'm sure we'll find a way to fuck that up somehow.
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>>3660286
Don't jink it fool!
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>>3660290
>>3660293
I mean just by nature of the quest and dice we'll never be 100% cool but the fact that we get closer every thread is kind of nice
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>>3660296
Character growth my boy

We'll get there in time........
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>>3660286
This is the only badass Red I want to turn into.
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>>3660301
we now have the emotional pain of getting someone killed and the ever-gnawing guilt of knowing we could have prevented this situation from ever happening. I think we really had some growth this session
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>>3660308
Yeah. I wonder if this’ll get us to shape up our act
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>>3660329
that or it will just make us so much worse
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>>3660334
I hope not
I wanna be a sorta anti hero
Or at least someone with some sort of standards
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>>3660343
I mean our red does have standards

They are just very loose
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>>3660372
Yeah true
Idk I’ve just always liked heroes more than amoral or twisted ones
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you know remember when we try to catch clefairy and got a nat 10
imagine that a nat 10 would bite us in the ass in the future
oh wait
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>>3660246
If OP goes through with this Oberon is dead isn't he?
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>>3661727
Or gay
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>>3660656
>>3660246

Only a nat 10 can fix a nat 10
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New thread this-a-way:
>>3661905



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