Part 5 - We’re playing through Get 1 of Pokemon!A quick recap - Mother Complex, Magic hand, Shut-in girlfriend, Goo Clone?, Missing No., became a ghost, then a girl, then a ho.Looks like we’re back on track, now! We’re in Celadon just poking around before challenging the Gym. Catch up on the whole mess here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=PKMNCheck our Pokemon and Items here:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OcvodORAJ5t2JBdDvXEqz52lutUhLvGa91lHozTcz6Q/edit#gid=0
>Floor 3, Celadon MansionYou hop on up to the third floor. It says this is the Game freak office but..,. something is really off. The lights inside are off, and the whole area looks dilapidated. The hair on the back of your neck stands up.What do?>Go inside>Peek in first>Write in
>>3652428>Peek in first
>>3652428>Peek in also shut-in girlfriend? Glad to know that's where we're at
>>3652428>>Peek in first
>>3652435She smooched us, anon. We may as well be married!>PeekYou take a look inside the dark office, and you can’t make out much but you’d be a fool to miss the charred skeleton and destroyed office supplies.Looks like bad news. What do?>Go inside>Fuck this go around back>Write in
>>3652428>Peek in first>NEET Joy>Shut-in girlfriendhttps://youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs
>>3652449>Flirt with skelly
>>3652449It's probably fine. Let's go poke the skeleton!
>>3652449>Go insideIs fucking Oberon working for Missingno?
>>3652449>Let's do some deductive reasoning here. We come up here and the place is run down. This also happens to be the same place where Bill told us to come for advice about mystery pokemon. the clefairy that we totally didn't see also burned down the game corner earlier. also>go inside
>>3652463It doesn't matter.
>>3652465Clefairy blew that place up. All this is probably just left over Halloween decorations.
>>3652449>Go inside>>3652455We really don't need levels in necrophilia
>Go insideYou enter the office.yep, that’s a burnt up skeleton alright. You check the PC, but it’s been destroyed as well. The calendar on the wall leads you to believe that this scene has been like this for quite some time.Nearby, a copy of Pokemon: Blue version rests on the floor.What do?>Take PKMN Blue>Leave>Write in
>>3652488When do these games even take place in the grand scheme of things? Does Halloween even exist in pokemon world
>>3652493>>Take PKMN Blue
>>3652493>inspect copy of pkmn blue
>>3652493>Take everything not nailed down>>3652491We flirted with a ladder. This is just another inanimate object.
>>3652493>check out team, of course.
Wait, are the PKMN Blue games collectibles?Also,>>3652493>>3652499
>>3652493>Take PKMN Blue
>>3652493>Take PKMN BlueHm, so the old man that was selling Dig was a Game Freak employee?
>take everything not nailed downYou snatch up the Pokemon game, and grab the skull of that poor schmuck for good measure.>Investigate PKMN BlueYou pop the cartridge in your trusty gameboy. It’s a relatively fresh game file, although whoever was playing did get around to naming their character DOGFART. How rude.What do?>Head around back>Celadon Gym>Write in
>>3652539>Head around back
>>3652539>"Alas, poor DOGFART! I knew him, Stuart, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.">Head around back
>>3652557I never took Red to be a Shakespearean
>>3652558After that pretty severe concussion and potentially being a goo clone, anything is possible!
>>3652539>head around back. Also keep skull.
>Head around backYou follow the strange little path out back, and it leads to a staircase that leads to a strange little shack built on the back of... the third floor.There’s trash scattered all around, wires and antenna stick out all over the place.What do?>Go inside>Clean up trash>write in
>>3652594>Go insideIf it works for Link surely it'll work in another Nintendo game
>>3652594>Clean up trash then go inside
>>3652594>Clean up trash. It's just the right thing to do!
>>3652594>>Clean up trash
>>3652594>Dig through trashWe can always do our part by taking whatever's useful with us.
>>3652594>Clean up trashLet's channel our inner danny devito
>>3652594>Clean up trash
>Clean up TrashThat’s a good lad. While cleaning up, you even find a deluxe edition Gym Leader Sabrina figure! Wow, these things are pricy, what’s it doing in the trash? You stick it in your inventory, even though it’s a little sticky.What do?>Enter shack>Celadon Gym>Poke Mart>Write in
>>3652625>Enter shackWho knows what other figures we could get?
>>3652625Sweet! A gift for our girlfriend!
>>3652625>>Enter shackWe could give that to NEETJoy.
>>3652650>>3652652After we carefully clean it.
>>3652625We must now clean up all trash we see
>Enter ShackYou walk in, and find a neatly furnished room with a strange man sitting at a desk. It looks like he’s doodling something on his computer.“Oh, hey Red. I’ve been waiting for you.”What do?>Ask who this person is>Ask why there are pictures of you and your relations all over the all>Check figure shelf>Write in
>>3652682>All of the above
>>3652682>So am I a goo clone or what? No one else seems to care about this.
>>3652683One action at a time, please.
>>3652682>Give me a fucking eevee
>>3652675This whole thread is about cleaning up trash and not being a NEET.>m-mom?
>>3652701Say what you want about us being a criminal, we have that Kantonian spirit independence and agency
>Ask about Goo Clone thing“I gotta be perfectly honest, I’m not sure. Really in a way, aren’t we all just Goo clones of our parents? It’s kinda gross but that’s nature for ya.Anyway, Red - we gotta talk about the numbers.”What talk?>Numbers?>Why haven’t I gotten laid yet?>Check figure shelf>Write in
>>3652716>No for real what the fuck happened in that cave.
>>3652716>Numbers? Like 150? Since there's no secret extra one we don't know about
>>3652716>not telling us whether or not we’re a goo cloneWhat the fuck OP :(
>>3652724We don't know if this is even RG
>>3652728I’m talking to OP not the dude in the drawing my man
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3652716Check these numbers motherfucker
>>3652741>rolled off by 1Time to off yourself.
>>3652716>Slap his ass with the godhandOne surefire way to find out boys.
We have to ask about MissongNo. after.
>>3652741Pathetic>Numbers“yeah, numbers man. I’m not too good with em but they’re what bind this whole crazy thing together. 1 is 1, 2 is 2, constants, ya know? Even the most complicated variables are composed of numbers, sometimes you just don’t know what they are, ya dig? The bindings of reality could be undone if you forget to carry the 4, crazy, right?”What do?>Leave, this guy is crazy>Go on>Cut to the chase>Write in
>>3652756>Go on>”It looks like binary code”
>>3652756>Go on>>3652757Because we're gonna have to kick his ass.
>>3652756>Wait, do you know about mystery pokemon? Do the words surf cinnabar mean anything to you?
>>3652756>Cut to the chase
>>3652756>Look for things to steal as he's talking
>>3652762I know why that was just me lazily agreeing
>>3652756Ask him about the following numbers:01011001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01100001 01100111 01100111 01101111 01110100 00101110
>>3652756>The crazy fucker is talking about Missingno keeping the game running smoothly
>>3652780Wait, is that important? If so, gonna support this too.
>Go on“Anyway, this is the world of Pokemon, right?They’ve all got a number, it’s baked into their Poke DNA. And I know you’ve been in contact with... T̷̡̧̜̤͍̎̇̐́͐̇̽̓̿̋͆̇̀̂͐̊̄͘h̸̡̖̳̀̋e̵͓̩̖̽̀̋̃̉͑̄͛̎̕ ̷͙̟͚̪̼͙̝̗͇̈́̈̍͆̚̚͜ͅǫ̶̡̧̧̻͍̹͔̗͚̩̦̹̼͂͛̀͋̓̃̽̃͊͆̐̍̍́͐̑͘͠n̵̨̳͓̻̩̺̟̙̖̥̘̬̱̩͉̓͆̈̾ë̴̛͓͚͔̃͋͒̇̾͘͘̕͠͝ ̶̰̝̤͎̜͎͙̭̺̗̮͖͌ẅ̷̛͚̰́̓̎̌ͅi̷͎͇̋̽͗̓͒ț̷͈̹̩̰̩̟̞̱͎̝̞͐́̊̐̔̒͊̊̇ḩ̷̨̘̩̥̭̮͒̋̓̿̓́̐̔͌͊̉̚̕͜o̶̢̯̞̱͚̪̫̟͊͂͝͠u̸̮̱̩̬̪͐̀͆̔̀͋͂̀̇͋͌̈́͛́̾͝t̶̮̩̍̀̍̓̕ ̷̡̮̙̺̽͜a̷̢̢̡̧̛͉͕̗̜̬̜̪͎̳̥͇͊̾̀́͒̉́̇̇̍̄̓̕͠ ̶̡͉͉͌ͅǹ̵̻͎͎̎̍͑ŭ̶̡͕͎̩̰͈̫̭̱̯̖͎̀͌̒̉̀́̐͐̐̀̈́̔͋̂̀̄̚ͅm̷̡̛͍̬͙̠̬̠̺͔̹̯̭̮̳̞͕͕̫̿̎̾̐̿̎͂̋̒̈́̓̂̿̊̾̃͠b̵̡̜̠͓̖̻̱͔̬̹̱̥͖̊̿̉̑̿͆̑̀̉͐͑́͗̚͘e̷͓̻̋r̸̥̫̳̗͈̣̗̣͕͓̣̱̳͖̓̃͛̌̎̿͗͋́̌̌̐͊̚͝Oof. Sorry just saying it makes a mess. So you can imagine how bad it’s gonna be when he tries to breach into this world. I don’t know why, but you’re the one that’s gonna have to summon him, so you’ve also got to be the one to stop him.”What do?>Ask how to stop the numberless Pokemon>Steal expensive figurine>Write in
>>3652800>Ask how to stop the numberless Pokemon
>>3652800>Yeah...uh huh...interesting>Nod while pocketing the expensive figurine
>>3652800>Distract, then steal"the number isn't missing. I see it over there!"
>>3652814>>3652815Stop pretending to be retarded, I actually want to know how to knock the smug code off of MissingNo's "face".
>How to beat Numberless“Well that’s a tricky one. You’re either going to have to get really lucky, or as a last ditch effort I guess you could reset the g- .....He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?>Yep.
>>3652827>NUMBERS MAN GET DOWN
>>3652827>More floating to be honest
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3652827>>3652831
>>3652827>Run.<spoiler>if you would have listened to my distraction, this wouldn't have happened. </spoiler>
>yep“Oh, it’s probably fine. He wouldn’t make a move so early into the g-“A rush of wind flys through the shack, and the numberless pokemon is gone. So is a large portion of the strange man’s head.>JESUS>CHRIST>OH MY>GOD
>>3652849>now steal figurine
>>3652849>JESUS FUCK WHAT.
>>3652849>might as well grab everything here, too.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3652855KekRolling to punch with GODHAND
>>3652849>Run his pockets
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3652859AGAIN
>>3652851 from boards without spoiler text, and I've been away from 4chan in a while
>>3652861ThisAnd take figurine
>JESUSIt’s EVERYWHERE. Yeah that dude is EXTRA dead, and that creepy missing number guy is clearly quite dangerous.What do?>Pour one out for your boy>Check clean shelf>Celadon Gym>Write in
>>3652880>Check clean shelf
>>3652880>check clean shelfThat's weird
>>3652880>Pour one out for your boy>Check clean shelf
>>3652880>Pour one out for your boyPour one what?>Check clean shelf
>>3652880Loot his stuff, like the figurines, whatever data and documents are in his laptop, his pockets, pictures
>>3652880>Pour one out for ya boy.He was a good man... Probably. And deserves respect.
>>3652880>Run his pockets>Take everything not nailed down>Try to pry up anything that is
>>3652880>Check PC>Delete weird porn if necessary>Check clean shelf
>>3652899This. This is the ultimate respect.
>>3652899Supporting the fuck out of thisOne status: poured.
>Take everythingWell, everything is covered with blood and pretty much ruined. You do delete the large (and strange) porn collection on the computer. >Check ShelfOh wow, a high quality Misty figure! It’s a bit sticky even though it wasn’t in the trash. Weird.Also a MYSTERY BALL. What could be in the MYSTERY BALL, it could be anything. It could even be a PINSIR!!!!What do?>Celadon Gym>Poke Mart>Check Mystery Ball>Write in
>>3652918>Check Mystery Ballqm is pinsir your favorite pokemon
>>3652918>Replace his broken skull with the intact one we have
>>3652918>Check Mystery Ball
>>3652926yes do it
>>3652918>pocket figurine>check mystery ball outside.It might not be too stable after seeing its old Master all over the room
>>3652918>>3652920>>3652922Only after we leave the shack.
>>3652941This is smart
>>3652918>Take Figurine>Take Mystery Ball>Celadon Gym
>>3652941>>3652944No. We want it to have a thirst for vengeance.
>>3652922Pls don’t tell anyone my shameful secret>Check PokeballYeah yeah it’s a fucking Eevee. but you knew that already didn’t you?Before it gets zapped off to a Box, do you want to use a STONE on it?>What stone?>Water Stone>Thunder Stone>Nah
>>3652971>Try touching it with the god handmaybe we can get a sylveon 6 (or however many) generations early
>>3652971I'll back >>3652979Let's see if it even works. Then >>3652926
>>3652971>thunderstone! Also send jynx off to the box instead, if we can.
>>3652971>>3652979Pet it, we might get an Espeon since Dark/Fairy don't exist.
>>3652979Oh shit yes
>>3652926You jam the charred skull in the weird dude’s demolished dome.It doesn’t do anything. What the fuck were you thinking?
>>3652979You touch the Eevee with your God Hand.It’s face screws up and it lets out a distinctive “Iyaaaaah <3” There’s something seriously wrong with you.
>>3653010Dammit, I was honestly expecting something else.>Thunder Stone
>>3653000Science has failed us. >>3653010Now thunderstone
>>3653010>Water StoneNeed a decent water type
>>3653010I hope that doesn't cause anything permanent.
>>3653010Honestly wasn't expecting that to work.>>3653025Truly we live in the dark times.
>Thunder StoneOk, it’s a jolteon now. Jolteon is transferred to BOX 1.Roll 1D100 to name Jolteon!What do now?>Celadon Gym>Write in
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3653074>A Mistake
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3653074Sparkster>Celadon Gym
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3653074Senip
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3653074Turnedeon
Rolled 94 (1d100)Oh no, is it stick that way?>>3653074Shocker>Celadon Gym
>>3653080Once again I win with my meme nameI named Megafaggot too
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3653074>PissFox>Celadon Gym
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3653074Pikachu>Celadon Gym
>>3653090tough break man, it's Senip
>>3653097no :(ITS SINEP NOOOOOO
>>3653097OP why do you take all my names and make them not fun
>>3653105Because op is a fag
>>3653105well you fucked up Senip. And we don’t use that f-word in this house :)>Celadon GymYou head to the gym. Behind you a short conversation happens.“He’s gonna stop you, ya know.”“HE WILL FAIL. ALL WILL END.”“Yeah probably.”...You arrive at Celadon Gym, it’s gorgeous and covered in greenery. What do?>Enter Gym>Peek in window>write in
>>3653120Op is a faggot>Peek inside
>>3653120>>Enter GymIn hindsight we should have come here when we were a girl.
>>3653120>peek in window[so are we not going to talk about the NUMBERLESS ONE]
>>3653120>>Peek in window
>peekingThis is how you lock Erika out of your links.
>>3653149We are ninjas Anon, we can do it!
>PeekYou take a peek into the girls only gym.Inside, you see a Beauty bragging about her chest to a Cool Trainer.“Oh yeah, one look at these babies and I can get any rich guy to be my Sugar Daddy.”“Ahh, I’m Jealous!”“Don’t be, you can get em done at this place in Saffron!”“Ahhh... but how do they look when they’re out?”“Incredible! Want to see?”“Of course!”Oh BOY.What do?>Keep peeking>Go inside>Write in
>>3653175>Go insideLet's not push our luck.
>>3653175>go insideI wanna get at least one battle in before the threads over
>>3653175>Go insidelet's not gain any levels in voyeurism
Also>Beauties are plastic hoesFigures. Also, >inb4 Erika's a lesby
>>3653203Nothing a little god hand wouldn't fix
>Enter GymThe gym is covered in gorgeous greenery.Up front, you see that weirdo again - but this time it looks like he’s all tied up with a ball gag.There are just a couple trainers and a some bushes in the way of the Gym Leader.What do?>Talk to weirdo>Trainer Battle>Cut Bush>Write in
>>3653227>Talk to weirdo
Oh hey, I was right about pushing our luck.
>>3653227>>Talk to weirdo "sup nerd, hows life in fag town treating you"
>>3653227>talk to weirdodamn dude what happened
>"I would ask for tips but you seem a little tied up."
>Talk to weirdoYou ask him what happened to him.“Mrrph.. mrrr hrmrmm mprrhph!”What ask?>Ask about Gym Leader>Ask about Grass type Pokemon>Write in
>>3653278>remove ball gag
>>3653278>Take the gag out of his mouth>"What happened to you?"
>>3653227Help your fellow manwhore by shoving your hand down the hard restriction of your cotton captors known as “pants” and have him smell your musky scent. With this he will break out of his binds fluster anew and ready to bang better than a bullet train.
>>3653297We called the cops on him iirc, so no.
>ungagYou ask him again what happened.“What do you think? They caught me peeping on them. But don’t get me wrong, this is awesome! They tied me up but not before stepping on my dick in high heels. I’m in heaven right now!”Ok then.What do?>Ask about Gym Leader>Ask about Grass type>Trainer Battle>Cut Bush>Write in
>>3653313>Put ball gag back in.
>>3653313>Ask about Gym leader
>>3653313>Ask about Gym Leader
>>3653313>Put ball gag back in.>Trainer Battle
Do this >>3653321 then do this >>3653322.
>Ask about Leader“The Gym leader here is Erika. She’s a real cutie! Doesn’t wear any shoes and I hear she doesn’t trim her bush at all!”So helpful. You gag him back up and seek a trainer battle.The Beauty wants to fight! She’s about to send in Bellsprout! What do?>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)>Write in
>>3653360Slap her tits with our GODHAND
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3653360>Stuart+Tackle
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3653360Bernie Ember
We should replace Bernie's Scratch with Cut sometime.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3653360>Oprah, Ice Punch
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3653360>Bernie Ember
>>3653374>Bernie, emberWelp, that’ll take care of that one.She’s not done though, Beauty is about to send out Eggecute! What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3653391>Stuart+Quick Attack
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3653391>Oprah, Ice Punch
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3653391Bernie, ember
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3653391>>Stuart+Quick Attack
>Oprah, Ice PunchShe smacks it with the power of ice - it’s super effective!But... not quite enough to get the job done!The Eggs hit back with a mild psychic attack, which isn’t very effective against Oprah.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3653418>Pound
>>3653424Welp, you’ve helped murder yet another Pokemon. The Beauty is defeated!She hands over 2000 big ones.What do?>Cut bush>Leave>Write in——-That’s gonna be it for tonight.See ya’ll next time!
>>3653437>Cut bushUntil next time QM
>>3653437>Cut bushWho though, Bernie?
>>3653451Let's not worry about it too much
>>3653437With a pelvic thrust destroy the entrapped cloth by clenching our taut thighs. Rub a hand through our leg hair scratch it and lightly fan the air by thrusting back and forth this entire ay your scent will reach her and she will know...that she cannot escape.
>>3653652Finish Earthbender Quest, I have an itch for Avatar shit
>>3653691I STILL have blue balls from the abandoned soka quest from a while back
>>3653717What a blast from the past, was it ever archived? I can never find it
>>3653814no clue man, no clue if it was I didn't do it.
>>3653814Yeah man. Sokka quest.. damn.. Bangarang, I miss that dude.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Sokka%20Quest
>>3653437shake hand and lightly pat with our god hand over the handshake
>>3654012Jesus the memory are flowing back ah good times
>>3654047That quest was the reason I watched airbender all the way through, I miss that mother fucker.
>jolteon instead of vaporion just to spite meIll find a way to get revenge
>>3654012>>3654047Quest was going well until anons wanted bending powers. I dropped out then.
>>3654456That never happened luckily, fags can't take not having every advantage they could have.
>>3654312Can't you just breed jolteon with ditto to make another eevee?
>>3654524Breeding doesn't exist in the first gen.
>>3654578>implying we're not trying to breed mom
>>3654825>your the problem
>>3654955>yourAra ara, anon-kun. You're not a phoneposter, are you?
>>3654974I fell too sea Y thaT maters
>>3654578Brock's life is a lie in the original anime
>>3655153It's actually a double lie since not only were they not in Gen 1, they never even became a trainer type until Gen 3
>Cut BushYou have one of your pokemon chop down the bush that’s in the way. It doesn’t matter which one.Behind it is a hidden grotto - a small stream flows by, and in a circular grassy area in the center several women are softly conversing. They’re.... beautiful! What do?>Flirt with girls>Challenge trainer>Challenge Gym Leader>Write in
>>3656439>flirtWe are on a mission. We can't let things like gym badges get in our way.
>>3656439>Write inSee if you can join in on their conversation.
>>3656439>>Flirt with girlsour straightness needs validation
>FlirtYou try to join in their conversation, but it seems like they’re talking about feminine hygiene. Gross.Their heads turn in unison at your intrusion, and a Cool Trainer starts getting in your face.“Hey! Did you cut down that bush you fuck? Nobody cuts Erika’s bush!”Uh oh, looks like she’s pissed off.What do?>PKMN Battle>Try to talk out out>Use God Hand>Write in
>>3656509>Use God Hand
>>3656518I don't think God hand can save us from this but oh well
>>3656509Don't use The Hand too fast. There's Romance, Anons.>Talk it out.You were hired to give it a good trim. It makes getting to the important area so much easier.
>>3656518hell yeah, lets do this
>>3656439>Use God Hand
>God HandYou reach out and grab the Cool Trainer right by the tit.“What the FUCK are you doIIIIYaaaaah...!!! <3”She goes full Ahegao as soon as you grab hold of that glorious chest meat. Her knees shake, and then buckle. Cool trainer is defeated! She’s breathing heavily and looks quite confused. A LASS stands between you and the gym leader.What do?>PKMN Battle>Godhand>Talk it out>write in
>>3656585>Put on your aheago hat>Godhand
>>3656585Holy fuck we have become too powerful
>>3656585>PKMN BattleWe have a Gym Badge to get.>opting using God Hand twiceAre you dumb?
>>3656585THAT IS A LASS NEXT! IT'S A TRICK! >Talk it out
Switch hat back like Ash did in the old days while doing it
>>3656607OH SHIT TALK IT OUTUSE THE HIRED GARDENER EXCUSEOR SOMETHING
Switching to talk it out.
>>3656614I suggest "Something".
>Talk it outThe Lass confronts you“W-What did you do to my friend?”For a moment you consider explaining that you sent her into a state of orgasmic bliss with your magically imbued hand, but you think better of it.Instead you suggest that her blood sugar must be low.She... buys it! The Lass starts dragging the Cool trainer away looking for a Jolly Rancher or something.Looks like you’ve got a clear shot to the Gym leader!What do?>Challenge Gym Leader>Write in
>>3656659>Challenge Gym Leader
>>3656659>>Challenge Gym Leader
>>3656659>Shake gym leaders hand in "friendly" introduction on our way to challenge her
Wow it's nice to come into a thread and things aren't going horribly wrong for once >>3656659>challenge Gym Leader
>>3656691The night is young>Challenge LeaderYou issue a challenge to Erika!“Oh, Hello! Lovely weather, isn’t it? It’s so pleasant. Oh dear, I must have dozed off...Welcome, I’m Erika. I am the leader of of Celadon Gym. I teach the art of flower arranging, and my Pokemon are of the Grass type. Oh, I’m sorry- I had no idea that you wished to challenge me.Very well, but I shall not lose.”Oh, it’s on. Erika is about to send out Victreebel!What do?>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3656715>Bernie: Ember
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3656715>Jynx: Freeze or something
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3656715Convenient.>Send in PKMNNoodle+Thunder Wave
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3656715Noodle, Dragon Rage
>>3656715She seems nice
>>3656725That's what you get for being nonspecific.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3656715Bernie, Ember.
>>3656735Hope this was in time.
>>3656725Damnit, this is a Gym Leader battle!You can’t afford to be indecisive like that! You even forgot Oprah’s name.The Victreebel makes short work of her. Oprah is KO’d!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3656749>Bernie: Emberdice gods pls.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3656749Noodle+Thunder Wave
>>3656751dice gods PLS.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3656749>>Bernie: Ember
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3656752>+1
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3656749>Noodle Dragon Rage
>>3656767Why do you insist on using a move Noodle wouldn't know at this point?
>>3656775We used it earlier didn't we?
>>3656777No, we just got him.
>>3656775>>3656777Fuck wait wrong pokemon, I thought noodle was gyrados
>>3656775>>3656777I really want to use Noodle, but I have no idea of the moves. I think it learns dragon rage at some point, and since OP is just kinda shrugging the battles, I was going for it. Maybe Wrap?
>>3656767This was supposed to be fishstick not noodle
>Bernie EmberBernie Blasts Victreebel with Ember, It’s super effective... But Victreebel endures!It fights back with Stun Spore! Bernie is paralyzed! He’ll suffer a -2 to all further rolls.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in>>3656794Yeah you can go for pretty much anything you want. If its a move the pokemon doesn’t know yet they can just try to do...something.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3656807Fish Stick+Dragon Rage
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3656807We using Bernie up then. Bernie, Ember
>>3656817OH, COME ON!
>>3656826Should've used Noodle.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3656807Bernie, Ember.
>>3656817so tempted to go with this but...>>3656823>>3656838Bernie successfully blasts Victreebel with ember! The roasted plant smells good.Victreebel goes down!Erika is about to send out Tangela!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3656849Thank you, QM.>Stuart, Bide
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3656849Fine, Noodle+An Attempt at Dragon Rage
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3656849Stuart, punch
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3656849>Noodle+An Attempt at Dragon Rage
>Noodle - Dragon RageNoodle gets out there and gets ANGRY. Noodle is pissed!The tanglela doesn’t quite know what to do in this situation.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3656894use an attack
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3656894Quick, Wrap it while it's distracted!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3656894>Noodle, Demand to see manager
Okay, this just seems like we're pretending to be retarded.
>>3656897>Quick, Wrap it while it's distracted!
>Noodle - attackNoodle uses... an attack.Let me speak to your manager.....!Tangela gets a hefty smack to the face... but it endures!Tangela hits back with constrict! The Pokemon are both wrapped up in each other.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3656924Noodle-eat the Tangela like a plate of spaghetti
>>3656929this right here it pleases me greatly
>>3656929Let it be so.
>Eat Tangela like a plate of spaghettiThat happens.It’s... actually pretty grim.Tangela goes down... paired with a nice wine.Erika is about to send out Vileplume!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3656951Fish Sticks+Dragon Rage
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3656951>Bernie, Ember the entire gym. Let's smoke this place. Probably filled with drugs anyway.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3656951>Eat the maincourse
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3656951Noodle+skull bash
>>3656957This was Noodle, I accidently clicked send and my wi it's too fast do me
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3656955Stuart, BIDE>>3656956Dude, what? We're about to win and we still need to hit Erika with the god hand.
>>3656967I rather flirt with Erica, but is she’s snotty then use god hand. Be nice to sleepy plant lady
>Main CourseNoodle takes a big bite out of the Vileplume. Yow.It lashes bag with a powerful Mega Drain!It gains back a bit of health, and Noodle looks like he’s in trouble! What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3656979FISH STICKS+DRAGON RAGE
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3656979Fish Stick HYPER BEAM THE BITCH.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3656979this is a particularly great pictureNoodle, Thunder Wave
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3656979Noodle+FINISH HIM noodle still hungers
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3656979Noodle headbhutt into the the hole of vileplune and use dragons rage inside
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3656990Noodle the Pokemon Gordon RamsaySupport
>Noodle - climb insidenoodle wiggles his way inside the Vileplume and destroys it from the inside out. Sick.You win!Erica hands over 3000 bucks and the Rainbow Badge! Hell fucking yeah.What do?>Head to Saffron City>Stop by Poke Center>Flirt with Erika>Write in
>>3657020>Offer her a handshake with the god hand
>>3657020Noodle needs to finish what it started eat the remains
>>3657020>Ask for her drugs
>>3657027>Ask for her drugs
>>3657020>Flirt with Erika
>>3657020Noodle is scary.>Flirt with Erika>Do drugs with her
>>3657036Also fine with this and >>3657026
On second thought, something tells me she doesn't do drugs.>>3657023Do this instead. It shouldn't come off as weird since handshakes are generally right-handed.
>Flirt, Drugs“Damn, kid! That was one heck of a battle.”She sparks up her huge bong and takes a hit.“hehe, you know you’re kinda a cute. Do you get down?” She asks, offering you the bong.What do?>Drugs are for losers>Hit that shit>Write in
>>3657048>>Hit that shit
>>3657048oh god, peer pressure>Hit that shit
>>3657049also, have noodle eat the remains
>>3657048>Hit that shitJuvenile drug use, yeah!
>>3657048>Hit that shitThis totally won't go wrong
>hit that shit in praise of best mon noodle.Dratini dropping bitches harder than their 10th martini
>>3657048>Hit that shit>Noodle eats remains
Also looks like we may be slowly becoming a faux dragontrainer. Between bernie and fishstick. We should focus on noodle more for now till its a dragonair
>>3657048We're a criminal, might as well do drugs.>Hit that shit. But do it like a boss
>>3657070They just kind of evolve when OP feels like it. We didn't even use fish stick as a magicarp except for that one time Dream used it as a bat. It didn't evolve then, though it just kind of evolved eventually.
>>3657070Nah, I say just continue doing what were doing which just happens to include feeding Pokemon to Noodle D Anger.I'm still waiting for Jynx to just start screwing trainers and Pokemon to win tho. but I hope she ends up in a monogamous relationship with that kadabra
>Do drugsNoodle is still working on his meal, so you decide to chill out with Erika for a bit.You take the pipe and do the inhale. Damn, Erika gets the best green!On hit and you’re practically zonked.“Woah, that was a big *giggle* hit dude.”What do?>Poke Center>Saffron>Flirt w. Erika>Munchies
>>3657083>Flirt w. Erika
>>3657083>Flirt with erika
>>3657083>Flirt with ErikaThis is it boys!
>>3657083>G-hand that druggie 5 times
>FlirtYou’re so high you basically babble nonsense at her.“hehe, you’re kinda cute. Come sit with me for a while.”o boy o boy o boy.What do?>Sit down next to her>PKMN Center>Saffron City>Write in
>>3657113>Sit down next to her
>>3657020>money>badgeTM?>>3657113>Sit down next to her
>>3657113>okay gotta go byelet's not break neet joy's heart just yet
>>3657113>>Sit down next to her
>>3657122You have a point. The drugs are obviously impressing it judgement.
>>3657122We haven't made it official yet, when we visit her next and then go on another date, that's when it'll be official. Everyone knows after having a second date you become boyfriend and girlfriend not the first one
>>3657113>sit down next to her it worries me that there are no dice rolls
>Sit next to Erika“Hehe, you know sitting all alone in my Grotto with a young man... seems sort of scandalous, don’t you think?”Erika is cute... Cute!What do?>Make a move (Roll 1D10)>Chat (Write in)>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3657148>Make a move
>>3657148use gods hand
>>3657148>So what made you want to become a grass type leader?
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3657148>make a moveThat? Not at all, Let me show you scandalous!
>>3657151Why? Why are we cursed this badly?
>>3657148>ChatI don't follow.>>3657151This is was disloyalty gets you.
>>3657162>This is was disloyalty gets youare u ok
>>3657165THIS IS THE UNIVERSE PUNISHING YOU FOR HAVING SUCH LOOSE-FITTING TROUSERSR E P E N T
>>3657151we were this close anon, this close
you know maybe NEET joy is our destiny after all. What if this is all a sign
>>3657177You might as well roll to save
>>3657153This, holy shit no don't make a move
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3657182in with the saving roll
>>3657151>Make a moveWhoop, looks like she fell asleep. Tough luck, sport!Unless....What do?>Head to PKMN Center>Head to Saffron>Sexually Assault Erika>Masturbate>Write in
>>3657189>Head to PKMN CenterWe're not Shinji
>>3657189>drop paper with number to hang sometime>Head to PKMN CenterNOTHING MORE, NOT WITH THIS LUCK
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3657148>Be good boy and remain loyal to NEET Joy
>>3657189>check on noodle then Head to PKMN Center
>>3657189>Let's go to the Pokémon center.Let's call weeb Joy if we aren't tripping.Otherwise munchies.
>>3657193>Drop number if she wants to chill>Oh look at this random house we found, oh wow it is the HM Fly! What a coincidence!
>>3657204Wouldn't that be a funny coincidence, haha.
>>3657189>Head to PKMN Center>>3657193Wait>NOT WITH THIS LUCKY-you mean we'd continue If we weren't afraid of bad rolls?
>>3657212I said that to dissuade the horny anons.
>>3657212But yeah, they probably would have.
>I’m so fucked upYou head off to the Pokemon Center without further incident.You heal up your pokemon!Anything else you need to do?>Use PC>Head to Route 7 (Saffron)>Flirt with Joy>Write in
>>3657223>Flirt with JoyWhy even ask at this point?
>>3657223>Flirt with JoyTradition
>>3657223>heal pokemon check on all of them
>>3657223>Write inLook for that Fly HM, unless we don't really need it in this Quest like Cut.
>>3657223>>Use PCWasn't this the lolijoy?
>>3657223>Tfw OP was drawing that whether we wanted It or not>Use PCThis Is the loli joy right? Bad Idea even If It's tradition.
>flirting againI thought the tradition only applied to first encounters.
>>3657242This wasn't a vote to flirt, btw.
>Use PCCall vermilion joy
>Flirt with Joy“Ah, it’s the pervy Nii-chan again. Did you come back to touch my butt this time? Pervert! Hentai!”Well, she’s not wrong.What do?>Check PC>Touch Butt>Write in
>>3657251>>Check on pokemon
We should put Noodle away for a while and grab Senip.
>>3657237>:)>Check PCAh, the good old PC. What do?>Switch PKMN Team (Write in suggestions)>Call someone (Write in person + what you want to say)>Write in—-Last post for now, gotta sleep for a bit.Should be around later!
>>3657284Noodle for Senip.
>>3657284>Call BillHey, you got my shit yet?
>>3657284>Call mom. She hung up on us last time.
>>3657284Swap Gurren for JolteonDid we not get a TM for beating Erika
>>3657307we swapped Gurren out a WHILE ago, anon.
>>3657307Yeah, we got a TMa Toke, Masterfully
>>3657287Screw this guy. He's a heretic and doesn't love dragons. Oprah for Senip
>>3657293>>3657615>calls me heretic>probably voted to switch fucking GURREN out, for reasons(none)>will probably deny it to save face
I missed the run but holy shit that Nat 1 for sealing the deal, every fucking time.
>>3657651Yeah, that was me. I was catching up on the backstory when I suggested it. It was a mistake on my part, but why not jynx? We became a [HO] for Noodle and he becomes a Dragon Tales-looking servant of death.
>>3657615I also support this, Noodle earned his keep. Or her. It's gen 1, idgaf.
>Check on Bill“Oh hey, I’ve been pulling some long hours working on that thing for you. I’ve done some digging and it looks like someone at the Sylph company has already been working on something like that in secret! They’ve stored their data on something called a [POKE HEIST CHIP]. If you can get your hands on that it will put our schedule ahead by months!”You heard the man, the thing you need for your evil master plan of stealing all of the stored Pokemon in Kanto is at Sylph Co. You didn’t forget about your plan, did you?What do?>Call Mom>Call someone else (Write in)>Leave(Feel free to continue suggesting PKMN team switch suggestions - I’ll tally them up when we’re done with the PC)
>>3657872Oh sweet, an early run>Have Bill investigate any stories about evil rectangles on the down low>Download a call recording program>Call Mom
>>3657872>Call Mom>switch Oprah for Senip>>3657888>>having Bill investigate It that Shall Not be NumberedYou want him to die?
>>3657872>Download a call recording program>Call Mom
>>3657900>implying the true supervillain route isn't having Bill complete our project and then arranging an "accident" to deal with him afterwards
>>3657900>Implying you wouldn't want a furry to die
>Call MomYou install some janky call recording software like some kind of paranoid weirdo and call your Mom.She’s looking great today!“Oh honey, I’ve missed you so much! Hurry up and become pokemon champion so you can come home!”Gosh, you love Mom.What do?>Talk with Mom (Write in)>Time to go>Write in
>>3657956>Flirt with mom
>>3657956>Ask Mom if she'd still love us even if we turned out to be a goo replacement of her son>Also how was her day
>>3657956>Talk with MomAll about Giovanni.
>>3657956>Talk with Mom.>Also how was her day.>Why did she hang up last time, and why was she making weird faces?
>Flirt with Mom“Ara ara, Red... You shouldn’t tease an old woman like that.”>Ask if she’d still love you if you were a goo baby“Of course, snookums! You’re my little goopy guy forever!”>Ask about Giovanni“Gio... oh yeah, the boss! Crazy that he’s still running Team Rocket. Such a horn-dog, that one...”>Ask about previous phonecall“uhh.. what?”She looks super flustered.What do?>talk with Mom more (write in)>Time to go>Write in
>>3657992>Time to goTime to find that Fly HM.
>>3657992>Finalize party and go.
>>3657992>Time to goWorld domination awaits
>>3657992>"Love you mom">Time to go
>>3657992>leave and find some trainers to battle. I have a gut feeling we need to grind a bit
>>3657992"As soon as I can get fly I can go back home to meet you."
>>3658024We are whatever level we need to be. Grinding is not as interesting and QM is rolling well with it to keep it smooth.
>LeaveYou say goodbye to Mom, swap Oprah for Senip and take off to Route 7.Hey, you’ve been here before! You just rushed by it the last two times. There’s an underground path back to Lavender, and a checkpoint that leads to Saffron.There aren’t any trainers around.What do?>Head to Saffron>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3658073>Look for Pokémon
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3658073>>Look for PKMN
>look for PKMNHot damn, it’s a Growlithe! What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3658116>Stuart, tackle
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3658116>Stuart, tackle
>Stuart - tackleYou send in the rat, who runs head first into the Growlithe’s jaws. Looks like they both took a bit of damage in that one.The Growlithe chomps down.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, ROLL 1D10>Write in
>>3658190Do we wanna catch the doggo? Reminder that arcanine requires a fire stone.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3658190>Fishstick, bite, not eat.>>3658194We can buy one from the department store, so not a big hassle. Still want to find a rhyhorn though.
Rolled 9 (1d10)Oh fuck early session >>3658190Fishtick + Use the move bite don't eat the dog
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3658190>>3658210>Fishstick, bite>>3658194We already have a great fire type, but I'm still looking to catch it because why not?
>Fishstick- BiteAnd Bite he does.You’d better act fast before he swallows the whole damn dog.What do?>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Finish it>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3658242>pokeball
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3658242>Throw PokeballDamn it, fishsticks! Bad dog.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3658242>Throw Pokeball>THROW POKEBALL
>Throw Pokeballthat’ll do - you caught Growlithe!The Growlithe is transferred to Box 1 in the PC.Roll 1D100 to name it!What do now?>Head to Saffron>Keep dicking around here>Write in
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3658263>Roll 1D100 to name it!Lenny
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3658263Ardor>Head to Saffron
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3658263Bork
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>3658263Flashfire
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3658263Dog>Head to Saffron
>>3658263>>Head to Saffron
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3658263curiutolis
>Head to SaffronYou walk on into the checkpoint. As you walk past, the old guard stops you.“Hey, Kid - No entry into Saffron right now. We’ve got something of a Team Rocket problem. Sorry but you’re gonna need to find someplace else to go. Well... unless... Maybe you can do a favor for me.”What do?>Ask about favor>Flip him off and walk through (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3658332Flip him off and keep walking
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3658332>Flip him off and walk through
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3658332>Flip him off and walk through (Roll 1D10)>We'll go kick their butts.
>>3658332>>Ask about favor
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3658332>flip him off and walk throughLook at me i am the problem now.
>>3658351Wait, did we get our Team Rocket shirt back?
>>3658406No. We lost it, iirc.
>>3658406No it’s probably on the floor of Mr. Fuji’s house>Flip him off and walk through.You do that. Ohhh, he’s hoppin mad.He’ll remember this.You make it into Saffron City!Plenty of stuff to do here... that is if there weren’t rocket goons blocking almost every door!A quick survey of the city reveals just a few route available.Where go?>PKMN Center>Fighting Type Gym>Sylph Co>Write in
>>3658412>PKMN CenterYou know the drill.
>>3658417>PKMN CenterOh yeah.
>>3658417>>PKMN CenterGotta flirt with Joy.
>>3658417>Fighting type gym
>>3658417>PKMN CenterSo Chunni ESPer Joy or Useless Magical Trinkets Joy?
>>3658443Sports anime Tomboy Joy
>>3658452In the Psychic Gym City?
>>3658454It has a martial arts dojo, too.
>PKMN CenterMight as well stop by the local Center to see what this Joy is like... oh wow.She’s wearing bandages all over and has a distinct psychic aura about her. You get the feeling that she’s looking down on you, yet nervous at the same time.What do?>Flirt with Joy>Check PC>Write in
>>3658476>>Flirt with JoyOh man, Chuuni Joy is almost as good as Loli Joy.
>>3658476>Flirt with Joy"Hi, nice aura?"I know it's tradition at this point but I don't know how to approach at this point.
>>3658476>Flirt with joyNice aura
>>3658476>Flirt with JoyGodhand Handshake
>>3658494Would psychic powers counteract godhand?
>>3658494>>3658497>>3658505Odds are that she'd be able to tell what it does through our thoughts or some shit.
>>3658476>Flirt with Joy>Remember to strike our best Jojo pose
>>3658476>Flirt with Joy
>FlirtYou tell her she has a nice aura.“Y-you can see it? ...I mean.... Impressive, for a mere mortal to recognize my power. Perhaps I’ll let you l-live...”What a piece of work.>Shake hands with God Hand“As if a lowly mortal would be allowed to shake the hand of the great Joyous Splendiferous Nurseorum!”You start thinking that maybe you should leave.What do?>Continue Flirting with Joy (Write in)>Check PC>Fighting Gym>Sylph Co>Write in
>>3658543>Check PCLet's talk to Rehab Joy.
>>3658543>>Mr Psychic's houseWe need to get Oprah some psychic stab
>>3658543When QMs reference other quests it bring smile to my face. Good job.>Sylph Co
>>3658543>>Continue Flirting with Joy (Write in)"Mortal? You are speaking to the man who bares the Godhand! If anyone is allowed to shake your hand, it is he." Then pose with the godhand and make it glow.
>>3658543>Continue Flirting with Joy>Honestly despite wearing your entire medical supply you're probably the 2nd nicest person I've spoke to in your family
>>3658543>Continue Flirting with Joy (Write in)
>>3658543>Continue Flirting with Joy (Write in)>>3658553This.
>>3658567Actually, yeah. This.
>>3658567>Flirt - Call her the 2nd nicest Joy“N-nice? I’m not Nice! I’m a d-d-demon Lord...”It really doesn’t take much to fluster her, huh? Her self confidence must be in the dumpster.What do?>Show her magic hand>Ask her to demonstrate her own power>Ask out on date>Write in
>>3658606>Slap her with the magic hand.
>>3658606>Show her magic hand >>3658612That's just cruel. We're a ladies man.
>>3658606>Show her magic hand
>>3658606Actually,>Ask her to demonstrate her own powerI'm actually curious.>inb4 her powers are real like Sabrina
>>3658606>>Show her magic hand
>>3658627>>3658631We could probably do both.
>>3658606>Ask her to demonstrate her own power
>>3658606>“N-nice? I’m not Nice! I’m a d-d-demon Lord...”>Oh cool, I was a ghost for a while, currently maybe a clone as well>Show her magic hand>Ask her to demonstrate her own power
>>3658606>Ask out on dateTell her to come with you to Sylph Co.
>Show Hand“Hmph, it emanates a... l-lewd energy. How pedestrian. My powers are far more subtle and... demonic.”You watch as she concentrates with all her mights, and manages to telekinetically move a nearby pen a few inches. Wow.“Th-they’re still coming in, ok!?”What do?>Keep chattin (write in)>Sylph>Fighting Gym>Write in
>>3658685>Keep chattinDid you just start learning how to use them?
>>3658685>Cool, how'd you even find out you were a chun-I mean an ESPer?
>>3658685>Hey! Pretty good! Why not come with me to Sylph Co? I could use someone with that infinite power.
>>3658685Neat.>Head to Silph Co.
>Sylph CoYou figure it’s time to hit up Sylph co and figure that whole mess out. Before you leave, Joyous zaps your head with her ESP powers.“You’re a weird one, so I’m gonna keep an eye on you for a bit. I’ve linked our minds, better not have any weird thoughts!”uh oh.You head off to the Sylph building. It’s a massive skyscraper (By Kanto standards, at least), with the big bold Sylph name stamped on the front of it.What do?>Walk right in>Find a disguise>Imagine Joyous with her top off>Write in
>>3658857>Intentionally fluster Joyous
>>3658857>Find a disguise>>3658549Me too. That quest is pretty comfy.
>>3658857>>Imagine Joyous with her top off
>>3658857>Man this place is huge, wonder how long it takes to reach the top?>Hey speaking of tops Red>Don't brain>Imagine Joyous without one
>>3658857>Imagine Joyous with her top offWell now we can't avoid thinking of that.
>>3658857Hey wait, does that also mean we can know what SHE is thinking?
>>3658866>>3658879It honestly send like something that would happen. Supporting.
>Intentionally Fluster JoyousYou take a moment to think about one of your fav. /qst/ threats and let your thoughts... wander.“Red? Red! Cut it out! I can’t stop seeing what you’re thinking and... STOP! STOPPP! Yamete Kudasaiiiiiii~~~~!”What do?>Keep going>Show mercy>Write in
>>3658893>show mercy>find disguise
>>3658893>Keep going>>3658905>>3658908>>3658911>>3658917>Not using this as a chance for lewd Psycho Hikki fanart
>Show MercyAlright, time to quit goofing around. You’ve got a city to save... or take over. You’re not quite sure yet.The Ground floor of the sylph co building is impressive. There’s even a fountain! Nearby a distracted looking Rocket is just standing around.There’s an elevator, but you know how this goes - it’s probably not as straight forward as it looks.There’s also a set of stairs nearby. What do?>Elevator>Stairs>Rocket>Write in
>>3658939>StairsI hate them but I doubt we stocked up for a marathon.
>>3658939See if Joyous can spray him in the face from a distance.
>>3658976She's not in the building so I doubt that she can.
>>3658939>RocketTell him the chick from Cerulean told us to show up for an induction
>>3658938Hey, we can do that after we get all the pokemon we could ever hope for.>>3658939>RocketDude probably knows more than us right now.
>>3658988Using the eldrich magick of Incorporating an NPC into Our Dumb Plans, she might be able to.
>>3658976>Spray Rocket“S-spray him with what? You’d better cut it out with the lewd stuff or I’m gonna give you an aneurysm.”Testy.Instead of that you walk up to the rocket and show him your [BUSINESS CARD].“Oh hey, new recruit eh? You’re gonna wanna go see the boss on the top floor. I’d... start with the stairs. This place is crazy, all sorts of security doors and shit. Also keep an eye out, everyone’s on edge since the change in management. They’ll probably want to Battle you no matter what.”What do?>Head upstairs>Ask Joyous for help>Write in
>>3658939>RocketGreetings fellow evildoer
>>3659013>>Head upstairsso we are in agreement that we are taking over team rocket right?
>>3659013>change in management Fancy seeing you here Oberon/Oberyn
>>3659013The fountain he's standing next to -_- oh well. What's done is done.>head upstairs
>>3659013>Hey you got another shirt I can borrow, mine got taken by a chick with an age fetish
>Head upUpon the second floor - not too much going on here. There are a few Rockets milling about, as well as some Electronic doors you can’t open.There’s the stairs again, an elevator and...A teleportation pad?Oh man... things are about to get funky and you don’t like it.What do?>Yolo Teleportation pad>Stairs>Elevator>Fight Rocket>Write in
>>3659048>Yolo Teleportation pad
>>3659048Do that thing where while they're taking their prewritten paths you walk by without them looking
>Avoid rocketsYou bust out a sick roll, avoiding the eyelines of the Rockets.>Yolo WarpYou step on the warp pad and feel like your guts and brains get turned into scrambled eggs.In your stupor on the 8th floor, you’re spotted by a Rocket that wants to fight! He’s sending out a Weezing!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3659090Noodle - dragon rage
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3659090Senip+Thunder Shock
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3659094damn it
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3659095Senip, thunder shock
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3659090>Senip uses Thundershock
>>3659108>>3659107Alas, poor Senip, I knew thee well
>>3659108>>3659107>Senip - ThundershockIt doesn’t go well. The Weezing blasts back with some sort of toxic spray - Senip is poisoned! He really doesn’t look too good...What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3659120>it's an heAh shit.Antidote+Switch for Bernie
>>3659124No genders in Gen 1 - Senip can be a She if you want :)
>>3659126>No genders in Gen 1Well aside from the Nidos
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3659120>Dream, earthquakeOr any ground move we have. If nothing else, fury swipes.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3659120>Bernie, Ember his ass
>>3659159Nevermind, I'm retarded.
>>3659152>Dream - Ground MoveDream stomps the ground, sending shards of it up into Weezing’s face! It’s hurt pretty bad, but it’s still got a bit of juice left. It hits back with a tackle.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3659172PAWNCH
>>3659177Your roll is a bit weak, but Weezing was on the ropes anyway.It goes down!Rocket is about to send out Golbat! What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3659202Bernie+Ember
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3659202Send Senip back out. Thunder shock
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3659202Senip, Thundershock
>>3659211>>3659225Gaw damn.Senip gets back out there and blasts the Golbat out of the air!You win! The Rocket hands over 1000 bucks and backs off. Senip is still poisoned.What do?>Elevator>Stairs>Ask Joyous for help>Write in
>>3659233>>Write inCure Sinep with the Godhand.
>>3659233>Ask Joyous for helpAsk if she can use those powers to heal via demonic magic
>>3659233>Ask Joyous for helpI'm worried about Senip. He's a good fox-thing.
>>3659245Oh goodness, not again. Don't try this. It's going to weird Joyous out.
>>3659233>>Ask Joyous for help
>Potion + antidoteYou check through your inventory, only to realize you never bought an antidote. Whoops.Joyous looks at you with disdain. Senip faints!What do?>Elevator>Stairs>Ask Joyous for help>Write in
>>3659278>>Ask Joyous for help
>>3659278>Ask Joyous for helpPuriizu?
>>3659278>Use the psychic chunk of building to order some Antidotes and maybe some Revives
>>3659278>>Write inUse the Godhand to revive Sinep.
>>3659278>Take the stairs. We walk off our shame.
>>3659284Okay. The god hand only gives things orgasms. We've tried it multiple times. Too many more and we'll be dressed up in a clefairy costume with an ashamed machop in the corner of the room.
>>3659283Would this work?
>>3659300Nigger, you do your shit, I'm going to keep trying to touch things with the godhand.
>Commune with psychic hunk of buildingAt first it doesn’t do much, but then a tether latches on to Joyous (or at least her psychic manifestation.)“HOW MAY I HELP YOU?”Fucking. Sweet.What buy?>Great ball - 600>Max Repel - 700>Full Heal - 600>Hyper Potion - 1500>Escape Rope - 550>Revive - 1500>Write in
>>3659319Fucking nice.>2 Revives and a Full Heal
>>3659319Sell nugget, 2 revives, 2 full heals, and hyper potion.
>>3659319Is the cash updated? We should have at least $4000 for beating Erika and that last rocket. Add two more hyper potions to my previous post if that's the case, and revive/heal Senip.
>>3659367Yeah it had not yet.You buy all that stuff!The psychic hunk just sort of... oozes the stuff out. Gross.You can use the items now, or save them for later.What do?>Revive / Heal Senip>Ask Joyous for Guidance>Elevator>Stairs>Write in
>>3659391>>Revive / Heal Senip>>Ask Joyous for GuidanceIf NEETJoy doesn't pan out the chuuni seems like a good fallback.
>>3659391>>Revive / Heal Senip>>Ask Joyous for Guidance
>>3659400support actions not the romance advice.
>>3659391>lick the slimy stuff off the itemsgotta eat nutrients
>Heal SinipThat happens, you use a revive and hyper potion on him.>Request help from Joyous“o ho ho ho... I knew you’d come groveling to me, mortal! I can help guide you through this maze of a building... but it’s going to cost you. You must become... My MINION! Mua ha ha ha ha!”She’s really enjoying this.What do?>Become her minion>Refuse>Write in
>>3659431>RefuseThanks but I'm already my mom's minion
>>3659431>>Write inI'll become your minion if you can resist the might of the godhand. Otherwise, you become my minion and still tell me how to get through this maze.
>>3659431>strongly imagine fingering her pussy and ass at the same time with godhand.2 in the pink 1 in the stink.
>>3659431>can you handle being my master tho>>3659448>>3659452
>Refuse“Oh... ok. It’s fine if you don’t want to be my muh-muh-minion...”Oh geeze, that really upset her for some reason. She looks like she’s about to cry!What do?>Reconsider>Ignore her>Write in
>>3659468> why would i be your minion when we can be partners in crime!
>>3659468>>ReconsiderIt's not like we can't go back on our word at a later date if we don't like her.
>>3659481>>3659483guys no this is a one way street to bad end town population us
We could be her friend instead.
>>3659468>Sorry, I'm already technically serving an evil god that has a body count>But I mean we could just be, you know, friends?
>>3659468>>3659488Support, friends are good.
>>3659468>we can be friends
>>3659488>Offer friendship“You want to be my fuh-fuh-friend?”It’s happy tears now. God she’s so adorably pathetic.You’re now friends with Joyous!She helps you expedite this hellish corporate maze by zipping ahead, leaving a trail of psychic, uh, slime? in her wake.What do?>Follow Trail>Bumble around on your own>Write in
>>3659529>Follow TrailMan it's going to suck when she finds out we're actually planning to take over Team Rocket instead of just being chunni about world domination
>>3659529>Follow Trail>Put our godhand inside her psychic form
>Follow TrailPhew, this is so much better. You feel like it would have taken two whole threads to get through this mess. You go through elevators, warp pads, you find a card key... what a mess.You finally step through one last warp pad....>...
>>3659564>...Wait, WHAT ABOUT LAPRAS?
>>3659574What about Lapras?
>>3659574all in good time, anon.>What up, puke-dick?Oh god damnit.When will he LEARN? Maybe this time the lesson will stick.Blue wants to fight! He’s about to send out Pidgeot!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3659590>just kick him in the balls >"I have no time for this"
>>3659590>send out Lapras
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3659590>Oprah, Icy Fist
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3659590>Sinep, Thunder Shock
>>3659593Supporting fuck him
>>3659590>Joyous can you like, make this asshole blind for a few hours?
>>3659590Nah, let's beat him again. Senip, thunder shock
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3659638Oops!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3659641
>>3659593>>3659641Or don't!>>3659649Wrong anon.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3659641hope this doesn't mess this up
>>3659653I just assumed that meant that we roll to kick him in the nuts also I supported it so?
>>3659649>Kick in ballsYou do that. You hear a dull pop, and Blue goes down. You win!... sort of.You don’t get any reward money, but that kick was so gnarly that your Pokemon gained XP!It looks like Bernie is about to Evolve!Let him?>Yea>Nah>Write in
>>3659682>Smell ya later puke-balls>Let Bernie evolve
>>3659682Also Bernie better keep his Ekans scarf or better yet, have it evolve into an Arbok to match
>Hell YesNow you’re cooking with fire.That all went pretty smoothly! Looks like you’re free to go have a little chat with Boss rocket.You walk up to the Sylph Co. president’s office, and hear a murmured conversation inside. What do?>let yourself in>Kick the door in>Write in
>>3659682Hey! Leaf will show up after all!>I don't know guys. I don't feel good about that. Whatever. Yeah, let's get a charizard.
>>3659711>Kick the door in!Our kicking foot thirsts for more.
>>3659717>Leaf will show up after all kek>>3659711>Kick the door in
>>3659711>>let yourself in
On second thought,>>3659711>let yourself in
>>3659711>let yourself in