Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of Baking Quest, we explored how many nat1s and 100s could be rolled in a single thread, and ended up nearly blowing up Trafalgar Lawless’ subpirate. Speaking of subpirates, our hero Commander Flashman also made a load of subpirate-shaped cookies, because obviously the first thing you do aboard an enemy vessel is start baking. And then activate Armament Haki in one of said enemies, because you’re just that shit at controlling your new Logia power. Also, Zoro is now officially Zolo due to your report on Skypiea. I honestly don’t know what’s going on any more. Please send help. Please. Please.We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.
>be LAWLESSYour name is Trafalgar D. Water Law, Captain of the Heart Pirates of the Polar Tang. Son of to a sort-of-murdered couple. Brother to an also-sort-of-murdered sister. Sort-of-son to a definitely-murdered sort-of-father. And you will have your vengeance, as soon as it can be reasonably achieved.You’re a surgeon, you’re not dumb enough to think rush jobs go well.More importantly, right now you’ve landed yourself in one of the most absolutely stupid situations of the last couple of years.On the one hand, you’ve got a good shot at acquiring a lot of veeeeery interesting information that you’re unlikely to get your hands on, otherwise - and all you have to do is fix up a Firefist Ace, ex-Whitebeard Commander and new -Shichibukai. Who injured him and how? Why is Vice-Admiral Garp so desperate to have him secretly healed that he’s relying on a pirate? You don’t know, and honestly, you don’t care, beyond having it not bite you in the ass.On the OTHER hand, it’s already biting you in the ass. The Marine ship got sunk somehow? Fine. Not a big deal, and just leaves them more dependant on you, even if they have to stay aboard the Tang. Not a huge deal. An extra... guest? Suspicious, definitely needs an eye kept on him, but tolerable considering the rewards.The Commander is question being an annoying dumbass who’s likely acquired his rank through either a family member or, considering he’s pretty enough, fucking someone important? You can deal with that. He’ll be here for a couple of days, and then gone. Aggravating, but you’ve got enough self-control to not snap and murder him. At least the two infantry seem to be relatively normal.And then he’s apparently eaten some kind of new Devil Fruit, which he’s too much of an idiot to have got under control.(1/2)
All right, that’s better than your first assumption when oyou charged in, post-surgery, at the sound of Barra’s screams; at least it’s sheer stupidity rather than an actual attack, but it’s still left you with an unconscious (and semi-fried) crewmember, the common area charred (good thing you keep your books in your own quarters), and the fact that Vice-Admiral Garp somehow decided not to mention the officer he was sending is a Devil Fruit user. If it’s that new, you suppose he COULD not know about it. Maybe. The kid seems like the kind of moron who’d somehow neglect to mention that before being sent on this mission, considering he can’t even control it.The real problem is that grin from earlier, the one that made your senses blare in warning, and that blond hair...But that’s ridiculous. If Donquixote Doflamingo had a son, he’d sure as hell not be a Marine. That would be ridiculous. Right?You stand in the middle of an electricity-scarred room, with a growing headache.>Get Barra to the medical bay and leave the idiot Marine on the floor. You didn’t hit him all that hard, he’ll wake up eventually.>Get both of them to the medical bay, and let the Marines know what happened.>Get Barra to the medical bay, and ‘Flashman’ (if that’s his real name) to a cell with some seastone. Good luck losing control with that around him.>Other?
>>3654809>>Get Barra to the medical bay and leave the idiot Marine on the floor. You didn’t hit him all that hard, he’ll wake up eventually.Ahhhh witness that sweet, sweet brotherly love. I'm tearing up over here.
>>3654809>>Get both of them to the medical bay, and let the Marines know what happened.>Also check how badly the books got damaged, the rest of the crew keeps their personal collections thereDont want those marines thinking we double crossed them or some shit
>>3654809>Get both of them to the medical bay, and let the Marines know what happened.
>>3654826Support
>>3654826Plus 1He can't do much without his arms anyways
>>3654826Sure, I support
>>3654809>>3654826This
>>3654809>Get Barra to the medical bay and leave the idiot Marine on the floor. You didn’t hit him all that hard, he’ll wake up eventually.Didn't we all agree to keep the devil fruit knowledge to ourselves? If Lawless blabs to the marines we have a logia we can kiss the white mist goodbye.
>>3654890We have paramecia dude duh
>Roll 1d100 best of 3BOOKS
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3654906Learn a thing
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3654906lets go
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3654906
>>3654909>>3654910>>3654911Impressive 6s!
>>3654906>666This means law found the REALLY BAD AND UNHOLY stuff
>>3654916Poor Barra.
>protect the books>(also do something with the dumbasses, whatever)Taking a moment to mourn the brain cells you’ve lost through this blatant stupidity, you check the books.(60)Amazingly, the books aren’t totally destroyed. Well, some are totally unreadable, burned or charred, but they’re mostly the ones closer to where Mister Flashman was standing/falling/panicking. More than half the books seem to be just fine.It’s not a great result, but... it could be worse.More importantly is your crew. Barra seems to be fine, or you’d have rushed straight to him, though you check his pulse and breathing, and peel his eyelids back just in case. All good, thankfully.Oh, and then you check the idiot Marine, after reattaching his arms. Unfortunately, he’s fine too. Hopefully he’ll have a blinding headache when he wakes.Ignoring the porn (yeah, it’s Barra’s badly-hidden stash he thinks no-one knows about) lying around, you sling the two idiots over your shoulders and carry them into the hall.“Uh,” says Penguin, lingering outside, and now eyeing your unfortunate burdens.“Tell the Marines their Commander is an idiot, and now in the medical bay. He’ll be fine,” You brusquely order him, because you’re not in the mood for chatty. You’d rather ‘accidentally’ have the Tang surface and toss Mister Flashman out to be lost somewhere in the ocean.Calm, Law. Cool, calm, collected.“Right, right,” Penguin mumbles, around a mouthful of - is that a cookie? “You have fun with that. Try not to kill him.”“No promises,” you mutter, stomping towards the medical bay with fantasies of removing the Commander’s vocal cords. And brain. If he has one.>Call the Vice-Admiral. Maybe you can get something else in apology for this little disaster.>Try and get Barra awake.>Try and get the Marine awake.>Other?>>3654916He found Bepo’s bear-porn, and promptly gouged his own eyes out.>>3654922Barra is a buttmonkey equivalent to Lolonoa Zolo.
>>3654945>wake them both up and find out whose fault it was He shocked me and was snooping!>He stole my innocence and tackled me!IT'S HIS FAULT >IT'S HIS FAULT
>>3654971Support
>>3654971+1
>>3654945>>Try and get Barra awake.Why would we wake up the walking disaster?
>>3654971support
>>3654971Kek, support
>it’s automatically the marine’s faultAfter having laid the two morons out in the medically bay, you pop a painkiller for your head and try to figure out whether you should let them sleep it off.Yeah, right.You’ll probably have the other Marines in here soon anyway, demanding an explanation, so you might as well get the story first. Knowing Barra and having met Mister Flashman for longer than five seconds, you suspect both of them are at fault, but if you can stop this from becoming a diplomatic clusterfuck, that’d be great.>Roll 2 (that’s TWO) d100, best of 3 for waking the dumbasses
Rolled 27, 51 = 78 (2d100)>>3655001
Rolled 10, 57 = 67 (2d100)>>3655001
Rolled 13, 86 = 99 (2d100)>>3655001
One is a rock.
>27, 86A few more tests on Barra makes you decide to leave him be for the moment. Getting electrocuted isn't exactly safe, and honestly, you're nonaureyou want to deal with both of them at the same time anyway.You DO need to wake Mister Flashman up in case his men come, though, and from the looks of things, he shouldn't be suffered anything worse than a severe headache. Maybe a minor concussion. Considering how badlynhis brain functions anyway, it's not really a big deal.A speedy injection, and you step back to a decent range in case he wakes up flailing or zapping, ready to make a Room or draw your sword, as needed.He twitches, groaning the long, agonized groan of a man who really shouldn't be awake yet. Good.>Mister Flashman, would you like to explain why you electrocuted one of my men?>Is there a reason you thought it would be a good idea to come aboard my sub without a handle on your Devil Fruit, Mister Flashman?>Do I need to remove your arms again?>Other?
>>3655196>>Mister Flashman, would you like to explain why you electrocuted one of my men?
>>3655196>>Is there a reason you thought it would be a good idea to come aboard my sub without a handle on your Devil Fruit, Mister Flashman?
>>3655204Support
>>3655196>Mister Flashman, would you like to explain why you electrocuted one of my men?
>>3655196>Is there a reason you thought it would be a good idea to come aboard my sub without a handle on your Devil Fruit, Mister Flashman?
>>3655215Unsupport
>>3655196>Is there a reason you thought it would be a good idea to come aboard my sub without a handle on your Devil Fruit and then proceed to electrocute one of my men, Mister Flashman?
>oniisan is unimpressedYou keep your voice polite, casual even, suppressing your urge to separate some limbs. "Is there a reason you thought it would be a good idea to come aboard my sub without a handle on your Devil Fruit, Mister Flashman?"He opens bleary eyes, wincing and blinking at the lights, before managing to move his head enough to look at you properly.At least he SEEMS ashamed. "Um," the Marine mumbles, before wincing again at his own volume. "Well. I figured... if I didn't attempt to use it, it wouldn't actually... do anything?"Your eyes narrow at this blatant stupidity. "And you didn't even bother to let me know you had an untrained Devil Fruit. Nor did Mister Garp, as a matter of fact. Exactly how long have you had it?"You feel a little better at how guilty he looks. "A few days...""And what Devil Fruit is it, exactly?>Roll 1d100, best of 3Do yo' best convincing, Flashy!DC 90
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3655322
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3655322
Rolled 98 (1d100)come on flashy needs some luck
>>3655330the big bluff
>>3655330Inb4 Flashman becomes Phoenix Wright
>>3655330Bullshit thrusters to the max!...Actually, that sounds a little disgusting and i regret ever thinking of such a phrase.Do we get a bonus to Flashy's bullshitting skill from this?
>diggity darn, a 98Mister Flashman squints at you, still dazed from a pommel to the head. "Devil...? Oh. Yeah, it's a Static Paramecia, but... I dunno, I think I just build up charge or something? An' then if it goes on for too long..." He makes a small, awkward motion that might be supposed to be a volt of electricity.You roll your eyes and huff, hands relaxing now you can see he's probably not going to lose control again. Yet. A Static Paramecia is... not the weakest one you've ever heard of, and any Devil Fruit can be dangerous - as Barra certainly knows - but it's nothing you can't handle.He's still a moron who skipped out on proper training, though.>Continue as Doctor Oniisan>Become the Flashmeister>Turn into a beautiful butterfly (aka someone else)>>3655337OBJECTION>>3655348I'm going to be rejigging quite a few skills, including Bullshitting and Diplomacy, and will probably post the revamps when Bob reappears next Friday/Saturday/whenever. So consider Bullshit obsolete for the moment.
>>3655357>Continue as Doctor Oniisan
>>3655357>>Turn into a beautiful butterfly (aka someone else)>Klaus
could buggy split his body into a cloud of molecules using his devil fruit?
Rolled 19, 27 = 46 (2d100)>>3655001
>continue hating breadStepping forward, you eye the Marine carefully. No injuries you can see (beyond the one you inflicted), so if he got in a fight with Barra, at least he can't complain too much. He'll be immune to his own Devil Fruit, so that shouldn't be a concern either.It's still tempting to remove a limb or four, but you're self-aware enough to admit that would be entirely for your own satisfaction rather than self-protection."You may not have noticed," you bluntly state, "but also in a less-than-perfect condition is one of my men. The one you electrocuted. I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist on an explanation for that one, Mister Flashman, as I'm not in the habit of letting Marines attack my men. It tends to offend me." You smile toothily, your carefully-practiced predator one, as the Marine notices Barra.>(Flashy explanation?)>>3655424Probably if he Awakened it.
>I was searching the bookcase for something to read, moved a book finding his pornstash, he panicked and tackled me, my static went off and then you found us
>>3655432>I accidentally found his porn while looking for something to read, then he tackled me. Caused me to panic and lose control.
>>3655432>>3655440Support. If we can work in our poor lost innocence somewhere in there that would be great.
>>3655432>So... I was looking thru your book collection>And there I picked one called ‘Post-Graduate Ethical Theory’>It was cut out and and inside there were... na- naked man>And t-they were with with there and doing things with eachother>Oh no nonononon I cannot unseen this dear god>...>T-Then Barra jump on me I panicked and here we aremore or less something like thisMy english is shity I know
>>3655488Eh Flashy seems pretty comfortable with sexuality related things (going by the super early threads where he doesn't get annoyed by Klaus teasing him over liking strawberry ice cream). I can see him going "ewwww I found somebodies stash gross" but not "ewwww guy/guy" specifically.
Early night, sorry guys, I gotta get up early tomorrow. Thanks for playing THE ADVENTURES OF DOCTOR ONIISAN: THE MYSTERY OF THE MORONIC MARINE. Now available on Steam!
>>3655497I think we were teasing Klaus about finding girl. Then he wanted to tell Flashy about "The birds and the bees" and he got frustrated and run. I might misrebering tho
>>3655488i support but more like this >>3655497its kind of disgusting leaving porn in public they have hold in there hand while they masturbate and getting possibly cum and pre on it
>>3655432>>3655440+1
>>3655440Support
>>3655432>I was searching the bookcase for something to read, moved a book finding his pornstash, he panicked and tackled me, my static went off and then you found us
>The Marine shuffles a little on the medical cot, although your smile doesn't get much more of a response. "I was searching the bookcase for something to read," he begins, "moved a book and found his porn-stash, he panicked and tackled me, my static went off aaaaad then you found us."..... "That's it?"He nods jerkily, looking awkward. "Yeah. Just... I was surprised.""You electrocuted half the room because- You stop, reaching up to run your forehead instead, taking a deep breath of filtered air. You're fairly certain he isn't lying, but it'll be easy to the k when Barra wakes up, anyway. "Mister Flashman, I understand and accept that my crewman shouldn't have... accosted you. But unless you can promise me you sent going to lose control again, I'm going to have to either confine you to the assigned cabin, or have you wear seast-"The footsteps you've been hearing stop outside the door, which attractsnyour gaze as it's shoved open.The extra not-a-Marine, likely with his rat somewhere. Delightful."Oh, he's not dead," Mister Ratcatcher says breezily, with a quick look over at Mister Flashman, who shoots him a pair of pathetic puppy-eyes.>Sadly, no. Please take him away.>We were just discussing options to make sure it stays that way.>Neither is my crewman, whom he electrocuted, so that's nice.>Other?
>>3657935>>We were just discussing options to make sure it stays that way.
>Neither is my crewman, whom he electrocuted, so that's nice.
>>3657935>>Neither is my crewman, whom he electrocuted, so that's nice.
>>3657935>We were just discussing options to make sure it stays that way.
>doctor of assholery"We were just discussing options to make sure it stays that way," you hint, ever-so-nicely.The non-Marine smiles at you, syrup-sweet, and you carefully refrain from drawing a weapon. He's absolutely overloaded with swords himself, in much the same way the Commander is laden with a variety of weaponry. "Is his staying alive going to be a concern?""If he ends up hurting more of my crew, yes." You lazily motion your head towards Barra, still laid out. "Considering he was hurling sparks around to the point of setting his own coat on fire..."Mister Flashman's eyes widen as he quickly jerks his attention over his coat, before finally catching sight of the massive scorch marks on one shoulder. They hadn't been too hard to put out, luckily. "Oops?""Yeah... sounds like him..." the Ratcatcher mutters, with a despondent edge to his voice. At least the idiot doesn't just misbehave here, from the sound of it. "Okay, fine, I won't let him out of sight while we're here. How's your, uh, injured guy?""Electrocuted. But alive." It goes without saying that if he weren't, the Marines would be down a Commander, accident or not.>Consider him confined to the cabin for the rest of the day, thank you.>In exchange for a few answers, I could perhaps forget about this unfortunate incident...>In light of this, I'll be expecting an early payment of my papers.>Other?
>>3658037>>In exchange for a few answers, I could perhaps forget about this unfortunate incident...
>>3658037>>>In exchange for a few answers, I could perhaps forget about this unfortunate incident...
>>3658037>In exchange for a few answers, I could perhaps forget about this unfortunate incident...
Heading back for a while, update soonish.>What questions to ask?Can be a request for specific info re. Doffy, or can dig for info on who Flashy's father is, etc. Otherwise I'll just decide questions myself.
>How much do you know about your parents?
>>3658118>Dig for info on firefist.>Ask about flashy’s father>Honestly ask the hobo on what the idiot did to cheat his way to his current rank.
>>3658118>>3658138this seems good
>>3658138yeah this
>>3658118>Ask what Flashman knows about his fatherThen when Flashman answers with *shrug emoji*>Was his father ever pirate?
>>3658138>>3658118 This, but I would ask in a different order. I would ask how he got his rank first, then about Ace, then about his parents. The first 2 are kind of related, and I want to allow whatever comes of the family question to be able to expand rather than be sandwiched between other questions.
>>3658157Support
>>3658118>>3658138Supporting these questions>>3658157But in this order
>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to find out how much of what Klaus says re. Flashy's rank is sheer bullshit for his own entertainment
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3658201
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>3658201
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3658201
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3658201
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3658201
>>3658209Law is a master of interogation. It must be his impecable bedside manner.
>>3658217Law is now having another internal freak out at how this idiot apparently CAPTURED A WHITEBEARD COMMANDER BEFORE EVEN HAVING A DEVIL FRUIT
>>3658217No, this means that Klaus' explanation has a high level of bullshit to it. Ostensibly this is for your own privacy, but really it's because Klaus is a dick.
>>3658221ok so we are now the secret love child of kizaru with a pirate, became a commander by beating Garp in an arm wrestle and firefist is our secret lover
>>3658253........... yes, this is exactly it. And your pirate mother is... Whitey Bay. Don't ask how that works.
>>3658293Whitey bay is so cool, I hope she shows up again.
>>3658253Somehow sounds more plausible than our actual origin story lol.
>20 questions"In exchange for a few answers, I could perhaps forget about this unfortunate incident..."The idiot opens his mouth, but Mister Ratcatcher - what WAS his name, anyway? - jumps in first. You suspect his official title is 'babysitter'. He at least realizes that you could quite easily cause a host of problems by going up the Marine rank ladder and mentioning this little deal with the Vice-Admiral. "Ask away! Can't promise we'll have the answers, though."You nod. "Lets start with something simple, to assuage my curiosity, Mister... Ex-Marine." It'll do. "Exactly how this man attain the rank of Commander?"The idiot twitches, slumping. "Hey... that's kind of rude!""It's a number of things," Mister Ratcatcher says, so smoothly that he's obviously lying. "You see, Harry here is actually the son of Admiral Kizaru and Whitey Bay -""What," says the idiot."- which got him graduating from the Marine Academy despite never actually attending. To be honest, I don't think he knows how to read.""What," says the idiot."He was assigned under Garp, who he drunkenly challenged to an arm-wrestling competition, and somehow ended up winning because he was so drunk he forgot his arm was capable of movement.""Whaaaaat...?" says the idiot."Because of that, he was promoted to Commander, and sent on this mission because Cinders is his secret lover.""... Isn't Whitey Bay, like, in her twenties..." the idiot wonders, apprently ignoring all the stupidity in favor of possibly the least dumbass part of it."To be fair, you're mentally about five," Mister Ratcatcher clarifies, actually sounding amused rather than cruel, despite his words. The idiot flips him off.Right. A nonsense answer, where a simple truth would do. So either it's something highly classified - perhaps he found something embarrassing about a higher-up, and they needed to keep his mouth shut - or he really IS related to someone important.Like, say, a Shichibukai.You feel your stomach roil."What a thorough answer." You speak coolly, ignoring the older man's innocent smile. "Perhaps one you might willing to answer a little more... accurately, then. Exactly why did Firefist become a Shichibukai, when to be best of my knowledge, the Whitebeard pirates are... rather devoted to their belief in family?"The pair of them eye each other.>(Truth about Abs and Luffy being brothers? Pretend to have no idea why Abs became a Shichibukai? Blatant lie?)>>3658370You started out just as Rosi's son, but sugar and dice did the rest... (sob sob)
>>3658437>Pretend to have no idea why Abs became a ShichibukaiAbs is REFORMED, I'll have you know! A true marine in heart and spirit!
>>3658437>>Truth about Abs and Luffy being brothers.I don't think Abs will care if we tell him.
>>3658437>Keep quiet on Ace and Luffy being brothers>Pretend to have no idea why Abs became a Shichibukai>Please address all other queries about this topic to Marine Vice Admiral Garp and Marine HQIf the truth about Ace+Luffy gets out both Abs and Garp will be coming for Flashman's pretty little head, since iirc Flashman is the only one of the group how knows and thus the only one who could leak it.
>>3658473This. Ball, meet Garp's court.
>>3658473supporting
>Roll 1d100 best of 3 for 'lol I dunno'DC 65 to be convincing>>3658482The ball is a cannonball.
>>3658473Luffy and Abs being brothers isn't a secret. Both of them will happily admit it if you ask them.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3658498DC65? What could go wrong.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3658498
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3658498
>>3658508Wow flashy is the best at being the idiot!
>>3658501True, though you're not actually sure if it's supposed to be a secret or not. Luffy happily admitted it in Skypiea, but he thought he was telling a fellow pirate. Plus... it's Luffy.>93, shame"We... don't really know," the idiot admits, practically folding in on himself. "I mean, that's way above my paygrade, and it's not like I need to know that stuff to play escort... I guess ask him or Garp, if you really wanna know?"Unsurprising, really. Frustrating, but who would trust him with potentially dangerous information? All the same, it's annoying how little information you're getting, but... maybe you can at least put one ridiculous, niggling suspicion to rest. "Fine," you say shortly, your mind ticking back to That Grin, the one you last saw on- "Last question... forgetting that Kizaru crap, who are your parents, Mister Flashman?">(Clear things up or drag him down the wrong trail? Your choice!)I'll be hanging around a little longer but likely no more updates tonight, sorry. Thanks for playing, we'll be back to Flashy PoV tomorrow unless you want to be Oniisan for a while longer.
>>3658586>”I dunno. Was raised in an orphanage.”No real reason to disguise this, yeah?
>>3658586>I honestly don't know, I grew up in an orphange>From my dad's watch I know was a marine and had a name starting with R but that's it>Why are YOU asking?Let's throw our dear brother a bone after the steady stream of bullshit we've being throwing at him.
>>3658604Support
>>3658586>”I dunno. Was raised in an orphanage.”
>>3658604+1
>>3658586>>3658604This. THIS. THIIIS.
>>3658604It's a compass tho, not a watch.
>>3658586>>3658604+1Law might be sharp enough to make the connection.
>>3658604this
>>3658630Oh right. Well, that, then.
>>3658630Shit you're right. Time to commit sudoku for my sins
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>3658633>"... and that's when I got kidnapped by Trafalgar Lawless!">Smoboss shovels twenty cigars into his mouth and tries not to strangle you
>>3658633>>3658701The "I can't believe my newly discovered little brother is this fucking stupid" quest is off to a good start I see
>>3658604Compass, not watch aside from that support
>>3658586I’d like to get hit with Lawless’s reaction before switching back to Flashy, personally.
>>3658721Between Flashy and Luffy, poor Lawless' brain is going to melt out of his ears.>>3659073Well hang onto him for a bit longer, as the horrible suspicions percolate into a foul sludge of hideous realisation.>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3660581
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3660581
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>3660581
>>3660585Maybe thats enough for a smart doctor like him to put those pieces together.
>>3660751It is, but updates later due to RL.Please>Roll 1d100 best of 3This is an Abs roll, so I'm expecting 3 nat1s.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3660835
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3660835bop
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>3660835>nat1Lets go.
>>3660843You have all failed me, but you most of all.Disgusting.
>>3660843D-did Lawless remove abs' Jobbing gland?
>>3660847Hopefully Law then proceeded to quickly torpedo the thing into a trench.
>>3660843M-my god. Thus is the power of three D's in one area... even Fireplace Abs can pull off not jobbing... I think it's based on sides as well, you know! See, Blackbeard, Abs, and Garp were all in the same area, but Blackbeard (a single D, odd number) did well against Abs and Garp (two D's, even number) who fucking shit themselves.
>>3660847........>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to see if the jobbing gland was successfully removedCOME ON NAT 1
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3660871
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3660871bop!
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3660871I believe in doctor oniisan
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3660871
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3660871
>>3660874>>3660876>>3660876This is the end Fireplace is jober no more. Im just wating for the thing that kills us now. I bet we choke on candy.
>>3660929Stairs or gravity in general.
>>3660968Nah, that's Zolo. Our bane is rooftops.
>>3660989Fool! As Zolololo's eternal rival, we're destined to be taken by gravity.
>>3661007You will be kidnapped by gravity as part of Zololololololololol's character arc, and he will have to face his fear of it and come to terms with Kuina's death in order to save you. He will also achieve Bankai, which takes the form of a giant rooftop, thus confirming your roles as Etelnar Livars.
Zolo's just jealous that flashman ran to gravity his way off Skypia instead of fighting with him
>>3661018I mean, an eternal liver sounds pretty good: imagine all the pink flamingos we could down without an hangover!
>>3661167You wouldn't keep an eternal liver for long. Whitebeard would come to take it from you so he could finally keep drinking without his sons/nurses bitching at him.>oniisan is the smart one of the family, youThe idiot shrugs, followed by a slight wince as he carefully pushes himself further upright. Well, it's not as if a head injury will do him any real damage. "I honestly don't know, I grew up in an orphange," he explains, a little too cheerfully. That... fails to sway your concerns one way or the other, but he goes on. "From my dad's engraved compass I know was a Marine and had a name starting with R, but that's it."A Marine, that definitely leaves.out Doflamingo, assuming he's correct and not lying, and the R initial-Wait.Your heart thuds, loud and almost painful, for a few beats before you force it to calm, skin prickling. Marine. Initial R. Blond hair, although that could be from the mother. That grin, though. His burning coat. And the age is... he looks about right.Your hand spasms, clenching, before you get it under control, eyes calm and lips straight.It's impossible.He looks at you with big, stupid, curious eyes. "Why are YOU asking?"Of course Cora-san would never- not if he KNEW about the kid. But an orphanage? If he didn't know... as a man, of course he wouldn't be guaranteed to immediately know if he had a kid. It's still impossible, though. Ridiculous. The chances of... of that even..."Hellooooooo?"You blink.>Apologies, I just remembered I need to check on Barra. You're free to go.>Show me the compass.>(Fuck it. Grab him and stare him in the eyes like a crazy person)>Other?
>>3661394>(Fuck it. Grab him and stare him in the eyes like a crazy person)>Show me the compass.
>>3661394>>Apologies, I just remembered I need to check on Barra. You're free to go.
>>3661394>>(Fuck it. Grab him and stare him in the eyes like a crazy person)>>Show me the compass.
>>3661394>>(Fuck it. Grab him and stare him in the eyes like a crazy person)>>Show me the compass.>try to smile, not like you're trying to not look angry but more like you're thinking of someone you care about
>>3661402>>3661402thisIT IS TIME
Is this the part where Flashy learns his heritage?
Rolled 40, 32, 62, 54, 100 = 288 (5d100)Rolls for background stuff, ignore.Probably no updates on Thursday, by the way, I'll be back in London to drink Pimms and look at skinned bodies. Hopefully not at the same time.>>3661431IT MIGHT BE
>>3661433>100OH BOY
>>3661431I hope not, it doesn't really fit with the mood right now.
>>3661433>100.................... oh come the fuck on>>3661436Suspicions have been raised, but it depends whether Lawless wants to mention them or not. After all, he has no actual proof of anything just yet, so why jump to conclusions?Plus, this Flashman guy is an idiot.
>>3661441what was teh 100 for?
>>3661442It's the duck isn't it?
>>3661442It's so fucking stupid I don't even want to say it. Let's just say it involves the Strawhats. And I hate them all.>mfw oniisan finally snaps~Somehow, you feel yourself lunging forwards against all expectations, hands grabbing at his collar and shoving your face up to his, staring him right in his (too green, not Cora-san's) panicked eyes."Show me the compass," you bluntly state. It's not a request, or even an order. Just something you're going to make inevitable.Right up until something cool and sharp rests gently against the side of your neck, and you twitch your annoyed gaze in the direction of the interruption."Hands off my student, please," Mister Ratcatcher says, still smiling pleasantly. "Uh," says the idi- the Marine, his own eyes flicking between the two of you. "I, um. The compass is kind of... personal. And Klaus, maybe we can all try not killing each other? That sounds like a good plan. I like that plan."You eye the blade, frustration rising.>Regardless of anything else, Mr Flashman, I do need to see that compass.>... Perhaps I got a little carried away. (Let go of him.)>I just need to know what the engraving says. I have no intention of... doing anything with it.>Other?AND>Stay doctory>Become flashy>Transform and roll out into someone else
>>3661484>Become flashy
>>3661484>Regardless of anything else, Mr Flashman, I do need to see that compass. (Let go of him.)AND>Become flashy
>>3661484>I just need to know what the engraving says. I have no intention of... doing anything with it.>Become flashy
>>3661484>>I just need to know what the engraving says. I have no intention of... doing anything with it.>Become flashy
>>3661484>>... Perhaps I got a little carried away. (Let go of him.)>>Regardless of anything else, Mr Flashman, I do need to see that compass.>>I just need to know what the engraving says. I have no intention of... doing anything with it.Don't see why these can't all happen.And>>Become flashy
>>3661484>I just need to know what the engaving says. I have no intention of... doing anything with it. >Become Flashy>-Say Yes. SAY YES.
>>3661484>>I just need to know what the engaving says. I have no intention of... doing anything with it.>Become Flashy
>>3661484>>... Perhaps I got a little carried away. (Let go of him.)>Transform and roll out into someone else
>>3661484>>Transform and roll out into someone else>Optimus prime
>you have become the grand line's greatest superhero... the FLASHMAN"I just need to know what the engaving says," Lawless says, eyes turning back to yours. They're yellow, and really damn creepy and intense. Oh, and the bags under them are huge. Seriously, does he sleep? Ever? "I have no intention of... doing anything with it."You rapidly blink, trying to figure out what the hell is actually happening. The headache courtesy of sword-to-the-head isn't helping matters.>I... okay? (Recite the engraving)>........ Why?>Kiiiinda creepin' me out here, Doctor-Captain Lawless.>Other?>>3661531starscream 4eva
>>3661534>I... okay? (Show him the engraving)
>>3661534>no u
>>3661534>Show him.
>>3661534>>I... okay? (SHOW him the engraving)Pls be good to your brother during his mental breakdown Flashy
>>3661534>>I... okay? (Recite the engraving)
>>3661543but then law can't get married.
>>3661540+1
>>3661540Support
>>3661540dis
>>3661550It's okay he can be marriage-less forever together with Flashy, who's already had his innocence stolen by that degenerate Barra.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3661550No-one's going to marry a filthy bread-hater, anyway.Also, as a surgeon, I'm pretty sure Lawless has seen a lot of dicks. Miles of them. Long than the Red Line.Rolling to see how singularly unaffected Lawless is by the sight of dicks.
I can't wait for Lawless to accidentaly break the compass, causing Flashy to reflexively destroy the entire subpirate.
Rolled 100 (1d100)Phew, just archived previous thread as it was two quests from dropping out. Yikes. Lesson learned.>>3661604Rolling for subpirate destruction.By the way, because you nat100d on Zolo, he's also officially had his surname changed to Lolonoa, so enjoy.
>>3661621
>>3661621>Nat 100A m a z i n g>Officially Lolonoa ZoloMy fucking sides.
>>3661621..........Um.
>>3661621I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD
>>3661621... can we ignore this? or at least let it happen *after* Fireplace has his surgery?
>>3661631Calm down it only happens if Law breaks compass
>>3661621... Let's just treat this like the joke roll it is, to describe a purely hypothetical situation that obviously isn't going to happen.
>>3661639I mean. I WANT to ignore it. But I gave you the Acid Fruit based on a joke nat100, same with the Lolonoa Zolo, so I'm not sure I can ignore this and keep being fair. I mean, I can't pick and choose which nat1s/100s I accept, right? What if it angers the Dice Gods?....... Can definitely be after Fireplace is recovered, though. And hopefully not your fault. Seasus Cod.The previous 100 was a Merry roll, by the way. I think she sucked up the poor Polar Tang's luck.
>>3661650>But I gave you the Acid Fruit based on a joke nat100, same with the Lolonoa Zolo, so I'm not sure I can ignore this and keep being fair.But that was only to check if the sub would be destroyed in the situation where Law destroys the compass. Obviously you need to roll to see if that happens first.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3661621It was a roll for subpirate destruction, not for doctor oniisan reflexes! It's still just a what if!Roll for law reflexes
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3661656...He's a D., so he gets best of 3, right?
>>3661650Is it Mihawk time?
>>3661650Go by rule of fun.Is destroying the ship and everyone dying fun?Maybe, but only for a second. Then it ruins everything. Is giving an idiot an acid logia fun? Yes, and it doesn't kill everyone unless you, as the QM, let it.
>>3661656>>3661659Wew lad
>>3661655Valid, I'll roll to see if Law somehow breaks your compass via a nat1, and IF that somehow happens, Flashy will lose control and destroy the entire subpirate.Then I'll cry myself to an eternal sleep from the stupidity.>>3661660That was my original thought, actually. Slicey-dicey Mister Mihawk.
>>3661668Still OP, you're rolling a bizzarre amount of nat100s. Did you grab someone else's luck? Did anyone see OnePieceBaka?
>>3661650Lawless didn't remove Abs jobbing gland....Abs merely transferred it to the Tang though the power of D's and bullshit...
>>3661673Nope, no sir. Never once.I just got here.
>>3661668like law is dropping us off at random island, and mihawk just sails by, the sunlight reflects off the periscope annoying him so he cuts the subpirate in half and they are stuck with us in an island?
>>3661675Mhm... Suspicious. Yet, the name says the truth. Carry along citizen!
>>3661680>carry along>tfw I meant to say move along or carry on
>>3661668>>3661678I'm in favor of this.
rolling for the shock to make lawless faint
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3661689i cant 4chan today it seems
Rolled 39 (1d100)>how many vessels can be destroyed in one day"I... okay...?" You're really damn weirded out as Lawless slowly uncurls his fingers from your snazzy coat collar, moving carefully back as Klaus withdraws his sword in turn.You dip a hand into your inside pocket, tugging out your silver-plated treasure, and flick it open, holding it up for Lawless to read.'To R, with pride. S.’He stares at it, narrow-eyed, like he's engraving every atom of it into his memory."S," he finally says. "You don't know who that is, Mister Flashman?""Noooope," you announce. "So again... why does it matter to you?"Lawless' eyes move back to your face, though his expression and tone are calm and blank. "I might... MIGHT. Know who 'R' is. No guarantees.">(R E A C T)ALSO>Roll 1d100, first three rolls. If you nat1 Law somehow breaks the compass and the subpirate is destroyed>>3661673I'm not saying I killed him and devoured his luck. That would be wrong. And bad. And delicious.>>3661678rollin'
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3661701
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3661701*Gasp*
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3661701
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>3661701>Observation for lie detection right the fuck now!>How could you know that!?
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3661701>TELL ME NOW
>>3661709>>3661710Awww, I was actually kinda hoping it'd happen.
>>3661701>*Grab collar* YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS!!!!!!!
>>3661701>>(R E A C T)>eye sparkle
>>3661716Kek, this. Gotta love a turn around.
>>3661710SO CLOSEJust one point less and one roll up...
>>3661701>>3661712>>3661710Changing to this.
>>3661716This
>>3661729And everybody would have fucking drowned, rip quest. ...are you trying to tell us something here?
>>3661716SupportIs doctor onii-san going to use the cigarette test as a substitute of the blood test QM to make sure we're Rosi son?
>>3661747Cigar test*
>>3661746N- no... why would I want to kill poor Flashy? Lies! Blatant lies! (diiiieeeeeeee)>>3661747Smoking is unhealthy, and a doctor can't encourage that! So he's just going to set you on fire himself and see if you notice. Much safer!
>>3661604>>3661621I left to get lunch and just came back to find my joke spawned a nat100. I am so proud and also terrified.
>>3661762Congrats on killing everyone!Leaving this vote open for a while by the way. Also, attempting to use Haki will have a much higher DC than usual due to being so emotional.
>>3661710Supporteroni
>>3661701>>(R E A C T)>eye sparkle>>>coat spark
>>3661701>Tell me! + haki
>Law gives us a check-up, to try and get some more confirmation on our parentage and to make sure we're healthy.>He discovers the Sugar Deficiency, which is something that only really fits one family in the world.>While everyone else's headaches grow ever larger, Flashy fantasizes about legitimate doctor's orders to eat more candy.
Rolled 85 (1d100)Okay, I really wanted to shove out another update tonight, but too tired, sorry.Thanks for playing and good night all! Vote still open until I update tomorrow.>>3661875Rolling for papSmo's shit-fit when he learns his dumbass child is a Charlotte.
>>3661701>>3661710support
>>366189085 cigar day, I see
Rolled 517 (1d1000)>>3661875>Mina has the Blood Blood fruit>She and Flashy exchange blood to become true imouto>She now has Charlotte blood>She is now empowered by sugarRolling for Smoboss' daily cigar intake when he finds out
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3662990rolling for law to pick up smoking.
>>3662990>Lawless is now The White Hunter Family's Family Doctor
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3663052I smell a sitcom...
>>3661716Supporting just for seeing how the turntables
>>3661716This, + grin of happiness.
I'm Back home Boss! The work finished earlier than expected
BPQM if our mom is an expy Arturia, does that mean that she has an O Wazamono grade excalibaur expy?Is that reason why we bond with weapons and call them our children...because we inherited that aspect from mom?
>>3664522she also has the Arsenal Arsenal Fruit, allowing her to store, copy and enhance any weapon she comes in contact with. Mom is a walking armory
Man the next shichibukai reunion is going to be crazy if we ask Garp if he has any info about our dad Rosinante,and we inform Sengoku that Rosi was killed by Dofy....Probably Sen won't kill Doffy but everyone in the room would be freaked out by the amount of killing intent emitted.
>>3664528Was that canon? I thought she had swordbeams.Like actual swordbeams and not weak wind like Klaus does. Flashy should follow a real sword guy like MiEagle>>3664549>Gramps glows golden and the people nearby sees Nirvana
>>3664618I was jsut mkaing a joke, but hell if mom does have super sword beams I'm really hyped
>>3664618>Flashy should follow a real sword guy like MiEagleShit, I would love to call Mihawk that to his face.
>>3664310>The Prince of Marineford>M. A. R. I. N. E. S.>How I met your Father>>As told by Doctor-niisan>The Big Fruit Theory>The Life and Times of a teenage robot Celestial Dragon>Devil Fruit: The Last Lightning Bender>The Dragon Prince >Marines Nine-Nine>Skypeia and Recreations>The (Marine) OfficeAnd others I can't think of off the top of my head
Flashy calls Doflamingo Pink FlamingoBoa Hancock HanboMoria Morado (means purple in spanish)Firefist Ace Fireplace AbsMihawk MieagleKuma BearingtonCrocodile Dead
>>3664638...would Flashy be immune to Hancock like Luffy is?
>>3664637Still me ID prolly changed>>3664720I know Silvers would be. Can't say anything for Flashman. I mean he tried to flirt with that purrdy Xiao Long captain after all
>>3664720I'm certain Tashigi would be 100% immune Flashman would be rather affected
>>3664638Corpseodile.>>3664504Welcome back! Moved your desk to the basement, hope you don’t mind.>>3664720Flashy would be totally oblivious to every part of her except her hair, which he would be rhapsodising over in an effort to find out her hair-care routine. Thus it is written.Can I get a tally for oniisansamachantan reaction, please, I’m busy with RL crap.
>>3664720If i remember correctly if at the moment you're overwelmed by other emotions then you are immune.So it all depends on the fact of if Flashman knows Boa likes to hurt cute things.
>>3664528Baby 5 already has that fruit.
>>3664750>boa kicks a puppy in front of flashman>no amount of armament can save you now
>>3664807i legit forgot she existed
>>3661710>>3661730>>3661770>>3662218>Observation for lie detection right the fuck now!>How could you know that!?>>3661716>>3661722>>3661747>>3664337>>3664478>*Grab collar* YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS!!!!!!!>>3661799>eye sparkle>>3661864>Tell me! + haki
>>3664848>>3664807Yo so I recall Baby 5’s backstory, and her Devil Fruit. Guys? We have to adopt her. No, I don’t care that she’s older than us. She shall be our daughteru.
>>3664877>Baby 5 has an intense desire to be useful>Flashy has an intense desire to be useful>Baby 5 can turn into any weapon>Flashy adopts weapon children on the regularMy god, you're right. She's destined to join our family.
>>3664982Best daughteru. Can turn in to a gun.
>>3665009>Can turn in to a gun>And a sword.>And a sword-gun/gun-sword probably too.>Together they devise a game of her turning into random, increasingly weird weapons and Flashy trying to get a handle on weilding them on the fly.
Law is technically the strongest devil fruit user because her can eat ass while standing up.
>>3665090Anyone can eat ass while standing up, just a matter or positioning...
>>3665107but can he eat his own ass?
>>3665118>No genderbent law eating her own assThis world is rotten...
>>3665090>>3665107>>3665118>>3665128
>>3665162
>>3665162Its not even close to night where i am
>>3665192yep, middle of the day
No updates tonight because I'm made of shit and fail, sorry. On the bright side I think they made an official figure of female Lawless a while back so there's probably pictures online. Not eating her own ass, though, although with the Ope Ope no Mi I suppose that's technically feasible.
>>3665291>Update
I had a funny thought. If Flashy convince Lawless to graft another set of hands where his feet should be he could wield more swords than Zolo.
>>3667636We could do that with electromagnetism.
>>3667643Yes but 1. That's not as funny. 2. How many innocent boats would be lost before Flashman mastered that.
>>3667636On the one hand, I can see how that might be useful.On the other, I thought that was a silly idea when I was a kid and it hasn't gotten cleverer since.
>>3667654Spider boss ghas stated that smoboss will be sending us on missions for taking pictures that will be excuses for finding empty islands and training our fruitLearning magnetism to tk weapons does sound like something we could do to bring all our children to battle
I FINALLY RETURN.>>3664873Thanks for tally!>flashyflashyflashmaaaanScrew the headache.You fling yourself off the bed and at Lawless like you were fired from a trebuchet, hands fisting in his own collar as you get aaaaaall up in his face. "YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS!!!!!"Lawless is frozen in an oddly-balanced position of leaning back, one eye twitching and expression annoyed. "As I just said, I MIGHT know. I understand this is important to you, but please try to listen properly, Mister Flashman."You lean even closer, eyes wide, ignoring Klaus edging nearer. "Teeeeeeell meeeeeee."His eyes narrow. "The evidence so far is minimal. I'd need to confirm it first.">Just tell me what you think you know!>That won't take too long, right?>I mean, I don't wanna get my hopes up for nothing...>Other?
>>3667696>>Just tell me what you think you know!
>>3667696>That won't take too long, right?>I mean, I don't wanna get my hopes up for nothing...
>>3667696>>That won't take too long, right?
>>3667696>That won't take too long, right?
>>That won't take too long, right?
>You stare at him pitifully. Why is he taller than you? Rude. "That won't take too long, right?"He pauses, and raises a hand to start prying your own off him. "That depends. I'll need to know which orphanage you were in, and look into a few other things -""This seems like an awfully big coincidence," Klaus says. He sounds blatantly suspicious, but at least he isn't trying to stab anyone. Yet. "The chances of you putting a few, vague pieces of information together and knowing who that is, based on... what? An initial and some kind of physical resemblance?""Plus the age and his being a Marine," Lawless corrects. "As I said, not a guarantee."You let your hands drop, managing not to bounce on your feet. "Right, buuuut, time-wise....?""A month.""And then you'll know?""Hopefully," he answers, which is kinda vague, but he doesn't seem the type to promise things he might not be able to pull. You'll allow it."Okay. I guess I can wait that long." No point in getting all excited and then Lawless turning out to be completely wrong. You pull back, to Lawless' visible relief, forcing your burgeoning excitement down with a hefty dose of logic."Good. Can you get out of my medical bay, now?">Nope! (What else?)>Going, going...>Am I not in trouble for my Devil Fruit?>Other?
>>3667754>>Going, going...
>>3667754>>Going, going...>you wouldn't happen to have any ideas about my mother would you?
>>3667754>>3667770This.
>>3667770Support
>>3667770>>>Going, going...>>you wouldn't happen to have any ideas about my mother would you?
>ur momma so fat she can eat multiple devil fruits and they won't even affect each other"Going, going," you excuse yourself, stepping backwards like a Good Boy. No pissing off the guy who might have answers for you! "You wouldn't happen to have any ideas about my mother, would you?""Not a single one," Lawless bluntly states.Well. You remind the sudden disappointment plunging into your stomach that it's kind of amazing you're potentially finding anything out about either of them. "Right. Okay! Well, uh, thanks anyway-""We'll just about of your well-shampooed hair, now," Klaus says, grabbing your arm and tugging you towards the door. 'Lovely conversation, must do it again some time, ciao!""Can I at least get a painkiller?" Your puppy-eyes go unheeded as he pulls you outside. "Man, Lawless hits hard...">So... Do you think he really might know who my father is?>I guess I probably shouldn't get my hopes up, huh.>Man. Totally worth electrocuting that guy!>Other?
>>3667803>>I guess I probably shouldn't get my hopes up, huh.
>>3667803>So... Do you think he really might know who my father is?>
>>3667803>All of this because guy hide his porn stash in public... who does that?! Even Tashigi hides her sword smut better.
>>3667817+1
>>3667803>I guess I probably shouldn't get my hopes up, huh.
>>3667803>>So... Do you think he really might know who my father is?I was like a week behind on this questThe bullshit insanity of the end of last thread reminded me that was stupid
>pessimism is the best"I guess I probably shouldn't get my hopes up, huh," you suggest, perhaps a little reluctantly.Klaus turns slightly to consider you, not looking thrilled. "It would be the better option, yeah."You nod as Klaus lets go of you, both of you still walking. The further you get before Lawless remembers you knocked out one of his men, the better. "I mean, the chances of him actually knowing about the right guy...""There's a lot of men out there who're the right age," Klaus says, voice even. "Including those whose names begin with R.""But HE was the one who brought it up, so I must definitely remind him of someone, right?"Klaus groans, though it sounds more tired than annoyed. "Look, prettyboy. I don't actually WANT to see you hurt, unless it involves me kicking your ass during a lesson, and I don't trust Doctor Death there as far as I could throw his sub. So all I'm going to say is - don't get too optimistic, and take everything he tells you with an ocean of salt. Okay?">I promise to be the most sceptical guy in existence. I've never believed anything in my life, and I won't start now!>Okay, but... what if he's right?>Honestly, I kind of doubt anything's gonna come of it.>Other?
>>3667973>>I promise to be the most sceptical guy in existence. I've never believed anything in my life, and I won't start now!
>>3667973>>Honestly, I kind of doubt anything's gonna come of it.
>>3667973>>Okay, but... what if he's right?>this is the closest lead I got about my father in...ever. It one of the big reason why I join the marines. If i know who my father, I might know who my mother is in the future. Even if that doesn't lead to anywhere, Just the fact that I know who is my father can answer alot of questions. Like why was i'm in an orphanage? What happened to my father? Is he still alive?
>>3667973>I promise to be the most sceptical guy in existence. I've never believed anything in my life, and I won't start now!
>>3667988This.
>>3667973>Honestly, I kind of doubt anything's gonna come of it.>I'm just trying not to get too excited that the mystery might finally get cleared up. I've got you guys now, so it's won't change much unless there's something really screwy going on with my parents, but... it's still something I've wondered about for years.
>>3667988This
>>3667973>>>I promise to be the most sceptical guy in existence. I've never believed anything in my life, and I won't start now!
Going to bed, reminder that there probably won't be updates tomorrow, because London.Thanks for playing, short as it was - will try for a loooong session on Friday.
>>3668022L O N D O NONDON
>>3667988>>3667973Support. Believe in your onii-san Flashman.Do we know if momma Flashman is alive or not? Flashman has a surplus of dads, both pirate AND marine, but no mother figure (and no, Thursday doesn't count unless she gets a hell of a lot more screentime going forward).
>>3668152Yo momma is the White Mist.
>>3667988Support
>>3667973....OH GOD KLAUS THINKS WE GOL.D ROGER SON.
>>3669247From R(oger) to S (ilvers)OH SHIT. What if Klaus or the CP9/0 get the wrong conclusion?
>>3669247>>3669248...Gol D. was a pirate. We JUST said that our father was a marine.
>>3669250We could be wrong would be their argument.And the marines have killed more babies for worse reasons.
>>3669247>Lawless: "He was an undercover Marine...">Klaus: Gol D Rogers was an undercover Marine?!
>>3669287Of course it all makes perfect sense now! Roger started the age of pirates so Word Gavernment could blame all problems of the world on pirates GENIUS!
>>3669254NOt gonna lie, I’m really really looking forward to the enies lobby arc. I really want to see how flashy reacts to the fact that the marines willingly commit genocide on behalf of the world government. If flashy isn’t summoned to take pictures and document Nicos execution I’m going to riot.
>>3669347Perfect moment to use conquerors as well
>>3669347He gains control of his powers just soon enough to start throwing around distraction lightning bolts.
>>3669367>>3669351Ah, poor bumbling Flashman locked himself in a supply closet. He missed Arthur D. Anger arriving to rescue the Devil Child and fight CP9.
>>3669610You know, thinking about it... Flashy's totally going to crit hard enough to clown on all those top-tier fighters and win over Robin's trust at the same time, only to trip over some rubble and drown the very next update. There's just no other way it could go, with these dice.
>>3669690there was a greent ext someone made for aa Robin POV quest where they rolld 5 100s ina row and there was a skip and enies was burning after flashy rescued her, and im trying to find it cause it was hilarious
>>3669701Found ithttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3520516/#p3523361
>>3669247Donquixote Rosinante Is corazans real name....That’s what he is freaking out about, S means sengoku, who saw him as a son. Come on guys, do you even read or watch one piece?
>>3669816Yes, everybody here knows that, but consider the following:Klaus is not reading the thread, he does not.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3670398>Klaus is not reading the threadOR IS HE???(Hint: no.)Rolling for background stuff.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3672688Despite being 13% of the population pirates commit 50% of the crime
>>3672729Based, but cringe.
>>3672729>based and marinepilled
>>3672729The Celestial Dragons got t where they are with only a small Loan of a Trillion Berries, and their slaves are all volunteers
>>3672752The (((Celestial Dragons)))
>>3672759Oy Yar! Shoot it down boym!
Apologies for lateness, I was busy making random women think I'm batshit insane. Seasus.>>3672729Of course, an example of one of those crimes is 'being born to the Pirate King', which is 100% committed only by pirates. I think this requires more research.>poor klaus trying to stop his idiot child from getting emotionally hurt by the evil pirateYou bite your lip, before deciding that fuck it, you're going to throw it out there anyway. "Okay, but... what if he's right? I mean, this is the closest lead I got about my father in... ever. It's one of the big reason why I joined the Marines." You stare at the metal floor as you walk, your paces slowing as the words spill out in a flurry. "If I know who my father is, I might know who my mother is in the future. And even if that doesn't lead anywhere, just the fact that I know who my father is can answer a lot of questions. Like why was I in an orphanage? What happened to my father, anyway? Is he still alive?"The pair of you come to a halt, although you're still staring down at the floor, trying not to pay too much attention to the blurry reflections.Klaus, after a few moments of some kind of hesitation, steps closer, boots appearing in your view. "Kid." He sounds awkward, but you keep your gaze down. "The reason you were in an orphanage... I mean, we don't know your mother's reason. Maybe it was a selfish one, maybe not. But as for your father, it sounds like he never even knew you existed. It's not as if he ab- left you, or didn't want you, or any of that. It was just ignorance."He steps closer still, coat rustling. "If... IF he's right about your father, then good. But it might not lead to your mother at all, and even if it DOES let you know about your father, you might not like what you find. Maybe he's a nice guy. Maybe he's a dick. Maybe he's married someone and... isn't interested in knowing you. Maybe he's dead. I mean, I want a happy ending here, prettyboy, but getting your hopes up too much is just... not a great idea. Assuming Doctor Death is even right about him.">... I just want to know. Even if I don't like what I find.>I think I want to keep my hopes up anyway. I don't wanna tell myself it might turn out bad.>... Can I have another hug, or am I over quota?>Other?
>>3673473>making random women think I'm batshit insaneAre you a telemarketer? >... I just want to know. Even if I don't like what I find.
>>3673473>... I just want to know. Even if I don't like what I find.
>>3673473>>... I just want to know. Even if I don't like what I find.
>>3673479No, it's just a long and stupid story about snails.>turn ANGST to MAX"... I just want to know. Even if I don't like what I find."You feel the warm weight of a hand rest almost tentatively on your shoulder, giving a faint squeeze. "... Okay," he says. "Just... If he's fucking with you, want me to kill 'im?">Yes, please?>If he's deliberately trying to screw me, I'll kill him myself.>..... You're kind of stab-happy, huh?>Other?
>>3673535>We can kill him together. Bonding!
>>3673535>If he's deliberately trying to screw me, I'll kill him myself.Let the Donquixote peek through~
>>3673535>If he's deliberately trying to screw me, I'll kill him myself.
>>3673535>>If he's deliberately trying to screw me, I'll kill him myself.>Like pirate do shitty things, but dangling something like this in front of an orphan just to mess with them? that's the kind of evil I wanna personally stab to death
>>3673535>If he's deliberately trying to screw me, I'll kill him myself.>You can help papahobo
>>3673535>>If he's deliberately trying to screw me, I'll kill him myself.
>>3673535>>Other?>He seemed kinda... desperate, almost. I'm not sure he would drop his stupid smugly emotionless thing just to mess with a Commander. If it really is just to fuck with me though... I'd appreciate the help.
>>3673577Support
>>3673577This.
>>3673535>>3673577+1
>>3673577>>3673549>>3673535switching to this
>>3673535 >>If he's deliberately trying to screw me, I'll kill him myself.
>>3673577>>3673535Supporting
>nothing brings people closer than killing together~ <3You glare at the floor, hands fisted at your sides. "He seemed kinda... desperate, almost. I'm not sure he would drop his stupid, smugly emotionless thing just to mess with a Commander. If it really is just to fuck with me though... I'd appreciate the help. But I can still kill him myself."After a second, Klaus' hand lifts from your shoulder to - ACK, WHY IS HE PINCHING YOUR CHEEK, OW OW OW!?! "Awwww, look at my cute little student! Growing up and taking responsibility for his kills!""Geddofme! Ash-hohl!" You frantically try to yank his fingers off your cheek, but they're latched on tight as he coos at you. "Kluhs, stoppid!""Is this... a bad time?"The pair of you halt, Klaus still attempting to tug your skin like you're Strawhat 'Creepy Stretching' Luffy, and turning to... some guy with 'Penguin' written across his hat. Why is he wearing a hat in a subpirate? Sure, Lawless does too, but as a Captain he has a bullshit appearance to uphold.Klaus just eyes him. "Bad time for what?""Uh. Our Captain says I'm supposed to... escort you to your cabin? So you don't, quote, set another room on fire, unquote." He looks between the pair of you, and you're mildly impressed by how well he hides part of his face. If Arthur ever reappears, you'll make improvements."Id wuz ohnly th' wun ruhm," you mumble, although they either can't comprehend you or just ignore you."Right, right," Klaus says airily, letting go of your poor, abused cheek, which you promptly start rubbing. "Come on, Prettyboy, you need an early night.""It's not even evening!""Once you've knocked out one guy by accident, it's time to let yourself be quietly sidelined," Klaus informs you, with a sunny smile. "Lay on... whatever your name is.""Penguin.""... I'm so sorry."You decide to call him something better. Maybe Seagull. Or Seal.>Plans for the late afternoon/evening?
>>3673577Oh I like this. Switch from >>3673544
>>3673633>meditate on our weaponsReally wanna get some fruit practice in, but prob a bad idea to do so in here
>>3673633>>3673633>>3673650Eh might as well. With our dice rolls so far I don't trust Flashman with doing anything more strenuous.
>>3673650>>3673633Add on talking to Hat and Sunglasses, we don't spend enough time around them
Rolled 44, 88 = 132 (2d100)>>3673650Go ooooonnnnn~ let me use that nat100 to destroy the subpirate~Background stuff.
>>3673650This, but with haki and stuff.Also wonder if subpirates also can have kablootermen.
>>3673633Yeah going for>Meditate + hang out with hat and sunglasses>>3673650>>3673668
WHAT WEAPON FIRST?>Select your precious child!
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3673672I swear if we sink the subpirate....
>>3673688Cut-chan!Last time she was unresponsive, just like a good dad we have to keep on bugging her until she responds!
>>3673688Detective Pistol-chan of course
>>3673688in the order in which we got them
>>3673688>Pistol-chan
>>3673688>Cut-chan
>>3673688>Detective Pistol-chanMaybe the ace detective can figure out what's truely bothering Lawless...
cut chan first imo
>>3673688Jitte-san. We haven't been spending much time with him lately.
>>3673688Cut-Chan!
>>3673688Pistol chan
4-4 for Pistol-chan and Cut-chan, as of >>3673717.Hmm.>Roll 2 (twoooooo) d100, best of 3
Rolled 5, 78 = 83 (2d100)>>3673726
Rolled 60, 58 = 118 (2d100)>>3673726
Rolled 13, 19 = 32 (2d100)>>3673726Lets go!
Rolled 64, 77 = 141 (2d100)>>3673726What could go wrong.
Aaaaaaaand>Roll 2d10 (two d ten), best of 3>>3673735>(subpirate explodes)
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d10)>>3673765
Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d10)double nat 10
Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d10)>>3673765LETS GO!
>>3673765I said wrong, not expected.
Rolled 2 (1d2)5, 5Doubles, huh?>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3673790
>>3673774OH WAIT, a 6. Never mind, still need the d100.All these shitty rolls..
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3673790
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3673790>>3673799Well, shit.Lets go.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>3673790
>>36738064th roll...>cut-chan 6, pistol-chan 5>62, mehSeagull/Seal/Sea Lion/Sandwich 'escorts' you back to your cabin, surprisingly politely. Maybe he doesn't know what you did. Maybe he doesn't care. Maybe it's Maybell- anyway.The point is that while your delightful minions are off somewhere, Fireplace is here - curled up asleep in one of the bunks, surprisingly, but then, it's not like you saw the guy in the medbay - and Klaus gives you another quick shoulder squeeze before tossing himself down on one of the beds and letting Rodent out to play.He's actually kind of cute. Even if the tiny Marine scarf is a little odd........ Maybe you should give Mr Speedy one.Your weapons are nice and clean, and it's not like you can really practise with them right now, nor your Devil Fruit, but you sit cross-legged on your bunk and pull out Cut-chan and Pistol-chan anyway.You watch them.Pistol-chan is unloaded, her ammunition and powder lost to the foul depravity of seawater, but maybe you should try and beg some off the Hearts. You made cookies! Isn't that worth a few pistol balls, damn it?And now you want a cookie.With a quiet sigh, ignoring Fireplace's snoring and Rodent's happy squeaking, you close your eyes and try to relax.It's been a really weird day.Really weird week, to be honest.You dial up your Observatio Haki first, letting the pools of emotions come to the fore of your senses, before letting yourself become comfortable with it. Then, after a few minutes, you curiously press your expanded sense down into the two weapons you drew.It... doesn't really do much. You feel the smoothness of metal in a way that isn't quite touch, the sharpness of Cut-chan's edges and the precise spiral inside Pistol-chan's barrel... and for a second, you almost feel like there's SOMETHING about them that you've skimmed past or ignored...(Improved at sensing/judging metal weapons with Haki, even when hidden or sheathed/holstered!)... and then the door crashes open, Fireplace grumbling sleepily at the noise, as Hat and Sunglasses spill in, looking cheery.>Still training, huh?>Aaah... to have free run of the subpirate... what blessed fortune...>Hey, Hat, what's it like being a Logia?>Other?
>Aaah... to have free run of the subpirate... what blessed fortune...>You electrocute one guy hiding his gay porn collection and set a barrel of beer on fire and you get sent to the slammer
>>3673891>Still training, huh?
>>3673891>>Aaah... to have free run of the subpirate... what blessed fortune...
>>3673891>>Still training, huh?
>minions"Still training, huh?"Sunglasses beams up at you, making a fist-pump. "We're getting better and better every day, aniki!""Yeah, we'll be beating you and Tashigi-aneue soon!""They really might," Klaus 'casually' butts in, Rodent curled up on his chest. "That's what happens when you focus on one weapon instead of a hundred..."You scowl down at him from the upper bunk. "I have... other stuff!" Like Haki. And a Logia. And Dials, even!"Doesn't matter, I bet we could even beat Zoro-an- Zoro, now!"Your rival?! You have eternal dibs! "Forbidden!"Hat grins, crossing his arms. "Can't complain if someone gets there first~""ULTRA-FORBIDDEN! THAT'S ILLEGAL!""whazzafoos," Fireplace grumbles, and you drop your volume and have a finger at your smirking lackeys."Rivals are for set rivals only! Rivals aren't for others to stab!""Hey, Yosaku, think we should try to take down Roronoa~?""Gee, Johnny, that sounds like it could be fun~">TRIPLE-ULTRA-FORBIDDEN TIMES INFINITY!!>(Throw yourself off the bunk at them in a stunning body-blow of RAGE and HORROR)>Klaus! Rodent! Kill the mutineers!>Other?
>>3674005>>Klaus! Rodent! Kill the mutineers!
>>3674005>Klaus! Rodent! Kill the mutineers!
>>3674005>>(Throw yourself off the bunk at them in a stunning body-blow of RAGE and HORROR)
>>3674005>>(Throw yourself off the bunk at them in a stunning body-blow of RAGE and HORROR)Rivals have eternal dibs. They cannot disrespect the rite of dibs and get away unpunished.
>>3674005>Why are you guys using this weird nicknames?
>>3674005>Why are you guys using these weird nicknames?
>>3674005>TRIPLE-ULTRA-FORBIDDEN TIMES INFINITY!!>Klaus! Rodent! Kill the mutineers!
>filthy dibs-defilersYou let out a gasp of pure horror. "Klaus! Rodent! Kill the mutineers!""Mmm....... nah.""Squeak?"You are surrounded by incompetence and treason. And fantastic hair. "You're all under arrest," you sulk, leaning back so you can't see Sunglasses poking his tongue out at you. "When I get down from here, all of your asses are being executed. Especially you, Rodent.""... Squeak?""Don't worry, aniki! When we're promoted above you, we'll keep you around to polish our bladesUFFFF!" Interrupted by your pillow hitting him in the face, Hat scrambles to grab it and throw it back up. "You sure are violent today..."You don't pout, because you are a manly Marine. A manly, masculine Marine who is mature and other words beginning with m. Like... moronic- no! Not that one!"It's been a weird day," you tell them, shoving your pillow into its proper place, and putting your cute weapons away.>I'm overwhelmed by E M O T I O N S and other disgusting things. It's awful. We should ban them.>By the way, you guys are forbidden from learning Haki until you're like, thirty.>But seriously, how are you getting on?>Other?
>>3674126>>By the way, you guys are forbidden from learning Haki until you're like, thirty.
>>3674126>By the way, you guys are forbidden from learning Haki until you're like, thirty.>But seriously, how are you getting on?
>>3674126>I'm overwhelmed by E M O T I O N S and other disgusting things. It's awful. We should ban them.
>>3674126>But seriously, how are you getting on?Genuine care about underlings ahoy.
>>3674126>>I'm overwhelmed by E M O T I O N S and other disgusting things. It's awful. We should ban them.
>>3674126>>But seriously, how are you getting on?
>>3674139>Genuine care about underlingsew icky
>>3674163No
>>3674163It pays back when you are in a pinch.Many an aspiring higher-ups died like a little bitch because when shit hit the fan they were left to the wolfs because those working under them either hated their guts or didn't give a shit about them.
>>3674126>But seriously, how are you getting on?
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3674164>>3674171I know, and I heartily encourage bonding with your adorable minions! Even the nameless masses of the infantry! Never know when you might need them to back you up, physically, verbally or covertly...Going to bed now, updates earlier tomorrow.Any other convo topics with Hat/Sunglasses/Klaus/Rodent, by the way?>???(Rolling for Rodent luck as you have three D's in the room.)
>>3674182>Activate Paranoia Haki>Ask Hat if he has any Logia tips
>>3674182>How have you liked things since I got you to sign up?
>>3674182>>Activate Paranoia Haki>>Ask Hat if he has any Logia tips
>>3674182>How have you liked things since I got you to sign up?>Fill them in on the (non-confidential) stuff that's been going on so they aren't blindsided.>Let them know there are cookies available, if they haven't all been eaten by now.
Joke on them when we master control our fruit we will be so fast we could train all our weapons simultaneously! Of course something like that would be difficult to pull off mentally and physically we talking about expanding day so Flashman needs to find a way to increase his stamina so he could go a couple of days in one day
>You eyeroll dramaaaaatically. “By the way, you guys are forbidden from learning Haki until you're like, thirty.” Catching up with you is forbidden! Forbidden! “But seriously, how are you getting on?”“Uh... okay?l hat glances at Sunglasses, who shrugs.“Yeah, we’re good! Made a lot of progress with Klaus and everyone while you were away, and Commodore Smoker’s doing the Logia training, so...”“And personally it’s good too,” Hat adds. “I mean, we obviously have less freedom than when we were bounty hunters, but... also less hunger or sleeping by roadsides. So that’s great!”“Why can’t we learn Haki, though?”“No reason!” You ignore Klaus’ impolite snort. “Well, that’s good know. And more importantly, there’s cookies in the galley if you want any.”“... Aniki, have you really been baking instead of training?”Only Seasus can judge you.>Keep talking? (Who/What?)>Do something? (Training? Den-Den call?)>Other?
>>3676378>>Put in some Meteor Hammer training, might as well
>>3676378>Train with Cut-Chan and Ka-Tan
I kinda wanna train our less used weapons since upping our skill in multiple weaons is how we get the overal "Weapons" skill, and the mroe we train other weapons the better we can train our swording
>>3676400This. I don’t like having multiple weapons and never using some of them.
>>3676378>Meteor-sama trainingHow close are we to that "weapons" skill anyway?
>>3676378>CANNONBALL-THROWING TIME
>>3676414You have to train a variety of weapons,but not very far. For example, training more swords wouldn’t really help, but training with a polearm/axe/a random brick/etc would, because they’re different to what you’ve used before. You don’t have to keep them either, just get to maybe +10 in them to show basic proficiency.>>3676400There’s also your ability to switch weapons mid-combat, which you rarely train...
>>3676425Also our metal cutting is at 9.5/10 B rank, so thats prob next up when we havea chance to train that dosnt allow for devil fruit training
Heading back, any more votes?
>>3676378>>3676425Train with random objects in the subpirate until we get a +10 with each of them, unlocking Arsenal style and making Law think we are insane in the process. PROFIT.
>>3676641Well after meteor our next lowest are Unarmed (which we prob gonna ignore aside from bonding with Beppo) Whips and Daggers at +6 and Lance at +1
>>3676648Then I vote for Meteor and unnarmed.
>>3676676*unarmed
>>3676648You’re thinking too small. Train with paperweights, train with backpacks, train with some string, hell, we’ve already seen how effective a properly applied shoe can be. Only then shall we be a true weapon master.
>>3676682>train with stringIf you end up killing Doffy with string, you'll win the entire quest. There's no way you can possibly top that.Also Lawless will have a nervous breakdown.
>>3676682>Lawless walks in on Flashy playing with string and calling it "training">It cements the idea that we're Doffy's son in his mind forever
>>3676695You. I like you.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for Meteor-samaaaaa
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3676701
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3676701time to crit on a weapon... again
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>3676701
Rolled 3 (1d3)Hmmm.I'm gonna be real nice. The nicest giant lumberjack spider you ever did see.>Roll 1d10, first 3 rolls1 best of2 middle of3 worst of
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3676720
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3676720
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3676720
>>3676725>>3676726>>3676727Nice.
>>3676725>>3676726>>3676727Soooo, do we get anything for rolls in order?
>>3676725>>3676726>>3676727Meteor-sama has blessed us.
>>3676735I'll upgrade it to middle instead of worst if. Because I am a generous spider-goddess.>83 + 8 = 91 + 20 Haki = 111>triple digit total bonus. 8 / 2 = 4Fortunately, the Seal guy is susceptible to your puppy-eyes (or maybe he's just worried you'll electrocute him as well) and doesn't try to prevent you from heading to the training room once you're done chatting.It's time to get yourself more familiar with.... METEOR-SAMA.Seriously, meteor hammers are weird and tricky. Swords are so much easier!(Meteor Hammers +8! General Fitness +4!)Unlike most of your weapons, which focus on your arms, Meteor-sama gives a massive workout to your legs. And your arms as well, of course, but the aches of your calves and thighs tell you that you really need to work on your lower body as well.Well - you can see your skill improving with your cute cannonball-chained baby, so you'll count stronger legs as a nice bonus.And you don't even end up flinging or kicking Meteor-sama into the walls! You're so proud!>Spar with Seal.>Keep training.>Return to the cabin.>Other?Reading the One Piece - Law novel right now, little Lawless is a shit. So nothing changes.
>>3676768>>Keep training.
>>3676768>>Spar with Seal.
>reading Law novel>terrible inventor>Lawless names him Mr Junk>tattoo artist>Lawless names him Mr Tattoo....... I see where Flashy gets it from.>KEEP TRAININGTrain with>Meteor-sama again>Something else?
>>3676828>Triple Wielding SwordsImagine, not only we change Zoro's name, we also steal his style. Aren't we the best rival ever?
>Train on switching weapons during combat
>>3676828>>Something else?Can we pull out our lance without Seal noticing?
>>3676840Sure, he's busy with, uh, a deck of cards. Yeah.>>3676833Zoro? Who's that?
>>3676847wait can we train our flame lance in the subpirate without risking destroying it?
>>3676855No. That doesn't mean we shouldn't tho :p
>>3676855If you don't use the Dial in it, sure. If you start throwing the fire around, you might damage the room, though. Also Seal will definitely notice THAT.
>>3676855We can just use it like a normal lance.
>>3676828>>3676835>Train using the Heat Javelin (dont us the fire)switching to this
Rolled 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2 = 15 (10d2)>Roooooooll 1d100, best of 3!
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3676904
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3676904
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>3676914You know this doesn’t count since you didn’t reply to the post right? You naive fool...
>>3676927thats never been an issue before...
>>3676904>Five 1's and five 2'snice
>>3676927Incorrect, actually. BPQM uses the next rolls, irrespective of link.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>5/10 passes for weapon switching>93 + 20 + 1 = 114Update tomorrow, sorry, but for now:Ambidextrous now has 70% chance of successObservation Haki +1, and DC of 47Heat Lance +9Meteor-sama Awakening +1 (Forgot to say earlier)Heat Lance (no name yet) Awakening +1???? Skill - instead of +2 with new weapons, is now +5Thanks for playing, will try to update in morning tomorrow, Bribong time!Also if anyone has name suggestions for Heat Lance, feel free to post your horrible pun ideas.
>>3677201Flame-kun
>>3677201shove the heat lance up our ass and call it a seat warmer
>>3677201Lancer-kun. Because the previous owner wasn't very lucky.
>>3677201Shashlik-dono
>>3677201Gaybulge-chan
>>3677201I'll throw out Sir Lance-a-lot as the low-hanging fruit option.
>>3677312mega supporting
>>3677312This is actually really good. Fits with the Arthur persona as well.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3677312+1NAT100
>>3677312>>3677201Yeah this is the only possible option now. Supporting.
>>3677312support THIS IS THE WAY
>>3677312All my support bro.
>>3677312Support
>>3677312>me: I could just name it Sir Lancelot but that would be too silly. The players can name it instead.>players: aaaaayyyyyyyyyy LMAOExcellent choice, 10/10.
>>3677312>>3679231Truly, great minds think alike
>the brave sir lance-a-lotWith a quick glance at Seal, who's busy laying out rows of cards to play solitaire on the floor - great work ethic - you slip Meteor-sama away and bring your new heat lance out from a Dial.You... still haven't picked a name for him, but considering what sort of weapon he is, and that you got him while you were Arthur... Sir Lance-a-lot. Yes. Perfect. Original and imaginative.Damn, you're good.While Seal keeps his head low as he messes with cards, you start training, switching Lance-a-lot out occasionally for other weapons, and then back again. You're getting faster at flipping between them, which is great, and you're making good improvements with the lance despite its size and weight, and your inability to use its Heat Dial on the subpirate.Well, you COULD... but you'd rather not blow up another vessel.For the moment, you're not sure you can dual wield Sir Lance-a-lot and another weapon - the lance is hefty and hard to be precise with - but a bit more training with him should help."HOLY CRAP, where did THAT come from?!"Ah. You pause in an extravagant motion with your cute baby, as Seal apparently finally notices your massive friggin' lance.>Deep pockets.>Classified!>Huh? I've had this all along, didn't you see it?>Other?
>>3679496>>Huh? I've had this all along, didn't you see it?
>>3679496>Huh? I've had this all along, didn't you see it?
>>deny everything"Huh?" You tilt your head and look as confused as the dumbest dumbass to ever dumbass. "I've had this all along, didn't you see it?"Seal stares at you, disbelieving, then at your giant lance. "I... I'm pretty sure you didn't?""Oh, gee, are you okay? I've been carrying this for a while, did you really not notice it? Are you feeling well?""I -" He pauses, looking worried. "I think so? You really carried that?" His gaze moves to your back, where Jitte-san is strapped.Doe-eyed, you nod furiously. "Uh-huh~">Roll 1d100, best of 3
>>3679496>>Huh? I've had this all along, didn't you see it?For all we were concerned about fucking with people too much, pirates are definitely an A-OK target. Except the Strawhats and maybe Lawless and probably the Xiao Long Pirates too....we're kinda accumulating a list of "okay pirates" here, huh.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3679528Dang, beaten by the update. Here goes instead, I guess.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3679528We should get a bullshit bonus for this right?
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3679528
>>3679533I'm still sorting out the Bullshit skill etc, just working off narrative DCs for now.>85, PassSeal reaches up to adjust his hat almost nervously. "That's... huh. I guess I wasn't paying attention." He sounds a little wondering, but you just shrug."Well, it's not like you really need to look that closely, it's not as if I'm stupid enough to attack you guys.""Except for Barra.""... That was an accident.""Suuuuuuuure....."You grit your teeth, turn your back, and weave Lance-a-lot into a figure of eight and a lunge. Jerkface. No cookies for HIM.>You have time for one more large action before sleep. Training? Socialization? Blowing up the subpirate? Baking pot brownies? WHAT DO?!
>Ask Bepo how he ended up joining the Hearty pirates
>>3679556>Train Cut-chan and Ka-tan.we haven't used the girls in a while.
>>3679556>lets make WEAPON THEMED COOKIES and SUGAR SWORDS THAT ARE ACTUALLY SHARP so imagine we warn people that the candy is sharp and hot
>>3679556>>3679562Supporting Bepo bonding. We'll learn more about oniisan too.
>>3679568You are now the kiwami japan channel.Any more votes, or we'll be huggi- uh, talking to Bear-friend.
>>3679590train cut-chan and ka-tan
>>3679556>Train Cut-chan and Ka-tan
>train babbie swords>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3679619
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3679619
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3679619
>>3679624NICE
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3679624GET A TRIP WHILE I CRY
>>3679624it's timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCOSvLu8ZLY
>>3679624
>>3679624OH SHIT ARMAMENT TIME
>>3679590Does that mean Sugar Knife Sword is possible
>100 + 54 + 20 = 174 + 10 dual-wield = 184While Seal reluctantly returns to his solitaire, you decide to give Cut-chan and Ka-tan a bit of a workout. No doubt Klaus will be demanding you train tomorrow morning, and there's no way you'll want to slack off for that after so long without proper lessons.Putting Lance-a-lot back into his Dial - not that Seal's looking - you draw two of your swords, and close your eyes as you hold them up.You are a badass. You are a sword-wielding badass of badassery, and you are absolutely NOT going to let Hat or Sunglasses catch up to you. Because...You are. A badass.You move through your forms, Ka-tan and Cut-chan flowing through the air, while you watch them with your Observation rather than your eyes. You taste them cut through the warm air of the training room, feel the vibrations flowing through them as you alter your steps, your grip, the angles of your attack -(Swordsmanship +5! Observation Haki +1, DC 55! Armament Haki +1, DC 95! General Fitness +1!)Coming to a relaxed stop at the end of your kata, you open your eyes.And blink.... Cut-chan and Ka-tan are black.Armament black.What.>Try to figure out what you're doing. (High DC)>Try to turn it off before Seal notices.>Other?>>3679666......... yes. Combat-capable one is a very high cooking DC though.
>>3679666>Flashman has cow themed cooking implements>Flashman has many many whetstones of different grades on his person at all times>Tashigi tries to swipe some>Flashman has extreme knowledge of chemistry but fuck all for physics so that's why he sucks at Raitoning
>>3679676>>Try to figure out what you're doing. (High DC)
>>3679682>Cucumbers materialize in random places around him
>>3679676>Try to figure out what you're doing. (High DC)
Rolled 8 (1d100)Background roll for Stuff.I'm not saying it's for Zolo. It's for Stuff, okay?
Rolled 26 (1d100)>figure shit out yo >Roll 1d100, best of 3!DC 70/90/100
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3679701
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3679701
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3679701
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3679685>Flashman has very pretty hands>We roll to make sharpest Sea King Knife/Sword in the world>Anons dump like 10 nat100s>It's a Meito>>3679676Oh right. Voting>Try to figure out what you're doing. (High DC)>>3679701nat50
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3679701
>>3679701>Patrick: Why don't we take our bad luck and PUSH it onto BPQM
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3679709You have distinctive hands due to training, not 'pretty' ones. I guess they're pretty if you're into calluses from training with a crap-ton of weaponry.Rolling for being a hand model~... if you actually forge a meitou out of sugar, Lawless, Klaus, Tashigi and Zolo will team up to destroy you.
>>3679722We should hide behind mom and point accusingly at them that they're sugar haters
>>3679722>>3679725No wait better idea.Once we get string weapon training the final string form would be check itStrings of Caramel
>>3679731They called him a madman. Said it couldn't be done
>>3679725>trying to get your oniisan, oneesan, swordad and etelnar livar killed:( but why>87, mid success!You stare at your swords. They're... still black. You let your Observation Haki keep flowing around them, and... yeah, they feel different than normal. You're not sure if they're coated in Armament or if it goes all the way through them, but the sensation your Haki runs up against is fairly distinct.(Can sense use of Armament Haki when Observation is active!)As for how you're using Armament itself... that's trickier.You're still focused on your swords, gaze intent and grip secure, but when you let your attention slide away, or relax your grip -The black starts to fade from them, slow at first, speeding up, and then, as you try to mentally grab back on to whatever it was you were doing, it vanishes entirely, leaving you staring at two perfectly normal swords again.Okay. That was weird. At least you've figured out how to keep the Armament going once you've already activated it.Plus, it doesn't look like Seal noticed what you did.>Roll 1d100 best of 3 for overnight Abs recovery for surgeryAND>Tell Klaus about using your Armament y/n
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3679750>Y
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3679750YHEY KLAUS LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3679750>y
>>3679754AWWWWWW.
>>3679754DUMBASSERY IS GOOD FOR LUCK WHO KNEW
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3679750>Y>Time for us to learn more armament from Klaus' Brother Claus
>>3679750Y
>>3679754....How To Tell Klaus How Awesome You Are>quietly take him aside and tell him like a sensible person>slam through the door like a lunatic while yelling 'HEY KLAUS LOOK WHAT I CAN DO', while trying and probably failing to activate Armament>Other?
>>3679779>>quietly take him aside and tell him like a sensible personStupidity (apparently) brings luck, but it's still stupidity.
>>3679779>quietly take him aside and tell him like a sensible person
>>3679779>slam through the door like a lunatic while yelling 'HEY KLAUS LOOK WHAT I CAN DO', while trying and probably failing to activate ArmamentWe gonna crit QM gonna cry It'll be a good day
>>3679779>>slam through the door like a lunatic while yelling 'HEY KLAUS LOOK WHAT I CAN DO', while trying and probably failing to activate Armament
>>3679779>slam through the door like a lunatic while yelling 'HEY KLAUS LOOK WHAT I CAN DO', while trying and probably failing to activate Armament>Shout OH YEAH
>>3679779>quietly take him aside and tell him like a sensible personnot in front of the goddamn pirates
>>3679779>>slam through the door like a lunatic while yelling 'HEY KLAUS LOOK WHAT I CAN DO', while trying and probably failing to activate ArmamentWhat could go wrong?
4-4 tie.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>3679805Believe in the heart of the dice! Roll for armament! When BPQM says so!
NOT IN FRONT OF THE PIRATES
>>3679809WE'RE SINKING THIS SUB AND ALL IN IT
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>3679779>>>slam through the door like a lunatic while yelling 'HEY KLAUS LOOK WHAT I CAN DO', while trying and probably failing to activate Armament
Mark my words, fireplace will start CRITing the next unlucky motherfucker he has to fightDoctor Onii-san is THE best surgeon in all the 4 seas, he obliterated his jobbing gland
>>3679826Locked! Nice almost nat1.>>3679829>doctor oniisan shambles abs' jobbing gland into doffy>just sits back and giggles maniacally while doffy jobs everything>ROLL 1D100, BEST OF 3 TO TRY AND SHOW KLAUS YOUR ARMAMEEEEEENNNNTI am currently drinking Raspberry Ripple cider. It is delicious. Just so you know.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>3679856Sigh.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>3679856Pls god
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3679856
>>3679858>1 offFUCk
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3679856
>>3679859OTHER WAY OTHER WAY>>3679861I LOVE YOU CLUTCH ANON
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>3679861Rolling for poor Klaus.
>>3679861>We actually fucking did it
Rolled 94, 1, 70, 68, 62, 52, 10, 91, 4, 31 = 483 (10d100)>>3679869Rolling to see if I can ever roll something that isn't in the thirties.
>>3679878Well you rolled a 1, does that count?
>>3679878Oh god did the duck die
>>3679882It's okay, those were test rolls.>>3679880Two 90s! It sort of cancels out!>98>Armament Haki DC lowered to 94!Although there's no such thing as night on a subpirate, it seems they keep to regular hours anyway, which means there's only one more thing to do tonight.Brag to Klaus about how incredibly awesome and badass you are.You do this via bouncing up to your shared cabin, and then RAMMING THROUGH THE DOOR AND YELLING "HEY KLAUS LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!"Oh, and you're waving your fist in the air. Which is now black. You're kind of glad that you managed to make that work, you only had a vague idea of remembering the odd sensation from before and shoving it into your fist.Oh, well!"WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK," says Klaus, frozen still except for his mouth, and twitching eyes focused on your black fist.>I AM BECOME NEW-GARP, WITH FISTS FROM HELL>(fingergun with Armament hand) Aaaaayyyyyy~~~>Where's my Armament teacher, hmmmm?>Other?
>>3679861...my god. We actually did it? Fucking Flashman. Anytime he’s just fucking around, he turns scary competent.
>>3679910>>(fingergun with Armament hand) Aaaaayyyyyy~~~Flashman family secret technique!
>>3679910>(fingergun with Armament hand) Aaaaayyyyyy~~~Calling ourself New-Garp sounds... arrogant
>>3679910>(fingergun with Armament hand) Aaaaayyyyyy~~~
>>3679910>>(fingergun with Armament hand) Aaaaayyyyyy~~~I imagine this is what his nightmares look like.
>>3679910>I AM BECOME NEW-GARP, WITH FISTS FROM HELL
>>3679910>>(fingergun with Armament hand) Aaaaayyyyyy~~~
>>3679910>>(fingergun with Armament hand) Aaaaayyyyyy~~~ROLL TO LITERALLY WEAPONIZE FINGER GUNS
>>3679910>(Fingergun. FINGERGUN.) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~Remember when we were supposed to be a whimpy noncombatant photographer? I don’t. I’m too blinded by the Invincible class Logia eating, all three Armament having, weapons prodigy badass we’ve ended up as. I love our little hyper competent idiot.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3679910>(fingergun with Armament hand) Aaaaayyyyyy~~~>>3679936WE SHALL MAKE VEGAPUNK PROUD
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3679936OKAY ONE MORE TRY BECAUSE I'M DUMB
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3679940NiceRolling for it too because why not, best of 3 right?
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3679937All three Haki having, I mean. Whatever. >>3679936>>3679939Rolling. Isn’t that a Rokushiki tech?
>>3679940THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKENGIVE US WEAPONIZED FINGER GUNS
>>3679936>>3679940This is the part where we flick klaus into a wall, isn't it?
>>3679940>>3679943>>3679944>We try Shigan>We poke holes in the subpirate>Oops
Rolled 19 (1d100)Rolling for Onii-san heart attack
>>3679940WTF are you doing we are all going to DIE!
>>3679940have we fire haki from our finger? like its hammon or did we shoot off dead skin like they are bullets?
>>3679947When the man with an armory's worth of exotic weapons strapped to himself abandons every single one of them and attacks you with nothing but his bare goddamn hands, it's gonna be a bad day.
>>3679911thats true everyone around him when he actually goofs around thinks he is super competent and scary
>>3679965>You thought you disarmed ME?!>Think again!>I still have good ol JUSTICE and JUSTICE 2
>aaaaaaaayyyyyymament HakiYou cock a grin, wiggle your eyebrows, and point a black finger-gun at him. "Aaaaaaayyyy~~~!!!""..................." Klaus says. Then he slowly buries his face in his palms.You make sure the safety is on your fingergun. Can't have it going off! "You okay? Where is everyone?""Eating," Klaus mumbles, voice muffled. "Prettyboy. Please tell me you covered your hand in sharpie.""Haha, nope! Sorry!"He somehow sinks even lower. "Whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."Closing the door behind you, you let the Haki drop from your hand, trying to memorize the sensation. "Dunno, I think I'm just a natural at all this Haki stuff. I mean, this is pretty fast, right?"Klaus lets out what might be a muffled sob. "Yes. Yes, this is fast." He pulls his head from his hands, eyes dead. "Just... same with the Devil Fruit. Don't. Tell. Anyone."Wandering over to his bunk, you plonk yourself down beside him, casting a quick look over to the other beds. Abs must have woken up and gone in search of food, along with Hat and Sunglasses, so he's presumably feeling well.>Soooo... you okay?>If I basically become a weapons-god, will you still respect me? (sad puppy eyes)>Do I even need an Armament teacher? I kinda feel like I'm figuring this out okay by myself.>Other?>>3679940oh no>subpirate explodes because your fingergun was too powerful
>>3679978>Soooo... you okay?
>>3679978>It is fine to kowtow before me. A GOD>Cue noogie
>>3679978>>Soooo... you okay?
>>3679989>Ack! Klaus no!>Respeeeeecccct meeeeeeeeeeeee>>3679978>Soooo... you okay?
>>3679978i wonder if we can use haki as black pigments and form temp tattoos to cover our tattoo and make it look different like black lightning
OH BOY, HERE WE GOplease please please please please>Roll 1d100, best of 3DC 90You probably won't make it, but I can hope.>>3680014Hmm... get your control high enough, and sure.
>>3680014I second this revival of tattoo quest
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3680018
>>3679978>>Soooo... you okay?>Flash unlocked weapon armamentSomewhere in the sky one Lolonoa Zolo has gotten the intense urge to start training RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3680018
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3680018
>>3680018>>3680020First fucking roll hahahaha
>>3680021Already rolled for his sudden urge to train, he only got an 8, though. Sad.>>3680020>>3680026YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS>mfw when klaus finally slips upOf course he beat Smoboss to it, Smoboss has better self-control.
>>3680018>You probably won't make it, but I can hope.Fighting words, huh?>>3680020lol>>3680026Aaaand again XD
>>3680018Is it finally time? Have we called him dad?
>>3680034Wait...Was that roll to see if Klaus called us "Son"?
>>3680020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaMthis started playing when i saw the dice i mean that literally
>>3680018what about giving the dragon a eyepatch? to make it more pirate-y
>all these 90s>thank you doctor oniisan for removing the jobbing gland>you've made me the happiest giant lumberjack spider with sword-legs alive"Soooo..." you drawl, eyeing your traumatized swordhobo with mild concern. Did you finally break him? "Are you okay?"Klaus groans, eyes closing as one hand goes back up and pinches the bridge of his nose. "Yes. Fine. Great. My son is a lunatic prodigy who's going to be an Admiral at twenty-five. Because that's normal.">???????
>>3680075>You have a son?
>>3680075>...son?
>>3680075>Flashy.exe has stopped working.>...You have a son?
>>3680075>...eeeeeeeee!>Flashy.exe has stopped working
>>3680075>Admiral at twenty-five? Pass him my early congratulations then.
>>3680075>”Oh, cool! Tell him congratulations for me next time you see him!” >Swoosh, right over the head.
>>3680075>...son?>Happy breakdown initiate.
>>3680075>>You have a son?
>>3680075"Wait, you have a son? You never told me you- oh."
>>3680108+1
>flashy is a dumbass, what a surpriseYou...Pause....... wat. Why are you JUST now hearing about this? Klaus has never mentioned a kid! And definitely not a Marine kid! The hell?!You lean in closer, confused and intrigued, especially if he's gonna make Admiral that young. No wonder Klaus is in a mood if he got that kinda news, because damn. What was the youngest Admiral ever? Like... forty-something?"... You have a son?"Klaus...Also pauses.Then he swallows, eyes opening very slightly as he glances at you and then away, fingers still resting between his eyes. "Uh. Well. Uh." He swallows again, hard, almost sinking further onto the bed. "Forget I said anything.">Oooookaaaaaay? (confused flashy is confused)>That's... not really something I can forget. (curious flashy is curious)>Right. Sure. (sad flashy is sad)>Other?
>>3680148>...wait a second. The real reason you're here is to be with your son! Which means...Lawless is your kid!
>>3680148>>That's... not really something I can forget. (curious flashy is curious)
>>3680148>Oooookaaaaaay? (confused flashy is confused)We will probably get it an hour or two later while lying in bed before sleep and get a pleasant warm feeling of knowing that somebody cares about us.
>>3680148>OBSERVATION GO!!!
>>3680148>That's... not really something I can forget. (curious flashy is curious)
>>3680148>Hug and happy crying
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>3680164YOU'VE SOLVED IT ANONActually, if Klaus WAS a D, maybe he could be Lawless' uncle. This seems totally realistic and not insane at all!
>>3680148>Oooookaaaaaay? (confused flashy is confused)The joke is not that he’s stupid, it’s that his self esteem is so low that the thought of someone voluntarily being that emotionally close to him is absurd!
>we must go deeper... Nah. Like when Klaus ambushed you in your cabin and got all pissy over your book, this... kind of feels like one of those things you should push him on. Maybe you're an asshole, but... you're preeetty sure he's been drinking less since that little time. And he doesn't sleep on crates any more! Progress!So if this is one of Those Things, especially something of this magnitude, then...Yeah. You can't let go of this. Not unless he threatens to stab you or something. Although now you have Armament, so maybe not even then!"That's... not really something I can forget," you say, almost apologetic, as you poke at the source of his discomfort. "I mean... that's kind of a big deal."Klaus groans again, eyes closing as he angles his body and flops back on the thin mattress, nearly kicking you. "Prettyboy, don't worry about it. It was just some... metaphorical... shit.""... How?""Never mind, that's how.">I just think it's kind of unusual that you've never mentioned having a son before, is all.>... Okay. But, uh, standard 'if you ever wanna talk about it' rules apply.>Do you not get along? Is that it? I mean, if he's making Admiral at twenty-five, you must be at least a little proud of him, right?>Other?>>3680218Pretty much! Hahaha... ha... ha.......
>>3680258>>... Okay. But, uh, standard 'if you ever wanna talk about it' rules apply.
>>3680258>>Do you not get along? Is that it? I mean, if he's making Admiral at twenty-five, you must be at least a little proud of him, right?Max dumbass is a go.
>>3680258>... Okay. But, uh, standard 'if you ever wanna talk about it' rules apply.
>Huuuuuuhhhh.You gnaw on your lip, trying not to frown at the clearly uncomfortable swordhobo. "Okay. But, uh, standard 'if you ever wanna talk about it' rules apply.""Right, right, sure, that'll be never.""Yeah, well," you shrug. "Offer's there.""Mmhm."You slump back, feeling kind of... off. You're not exactly the kind of guy who runs arou d sticking his nose into eve- yeah, okay, you're that guy. But! You like to help. And seeing people you care about hurting, and not being able to...Meh.You've said your piece."Guess I'll get ready for bed," you sigh, while Klaus waves you off like an overdramatic noblewoman with the vapors.C'est la vie, you guess.>Morning training with Klaus! Sword? Kami-e? Something else?
>>3680349>train kami-e with klausoptions are limited inside a sub
>>3680349>Train your Kami-e! Zolo can't surpass you in the technique you taught him!
>Metal Cutting training its so close to Rank A its painful
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>36803491 for Kami-e2 for Metal Cutting
>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for Kami-eeeeeeee
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3680379
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3680379Lets Go!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>3680379
Rolled 96 (1d100)does observation auto activate during kami-ee attempts?
>>3680388Yes. And 96 on a 4th roll, tragic.Now>Roll 1d10, best of 3
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3680392
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>3680379
Rolled 9 (1d10)
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3680392
>>3680400Guess we're dying.
>>3680399This is a rival-bonus, so crits don't override, so score is +9.Walking home now, update soonish.
Just a reminder that your once a day crit has refreshed.I'm also introducing RIVAL BONUS, which I meant to do earlier but totally forgot about, so let's say you were still in bad shape from ships blowing up everywhere.After a good night's sleep though, all training involving SWOOOOOOORDS or general techniques will now get a +1d10. While kami-e isn't specifically a sword technique, it is a general one as it doesn't focus on a non-sword weapon.(Zolo also gets a training bonus.)If you have a dramatic fight with Zolo that intensifies your rivalry, the bonus may increase.
>>3680558Nifty!For future's sake, how will the bonus be increased? Will it just be a bonus on top of the bonus (i.e. 1d10+1) or will the dice get upgraded (i.e. 1d11)?
>>3680558So basically all training that Isn't non-sword weapons get a bonus. Neat! Thank you Zoro for filling us with the Incredible power of MOTIVATED TRAINING.
>>3680568It will be based on how goddamn badass your fight is. I'm not even kidding, the rival bonus is based on how hard your rivalry pushes you, so you'll probably actually get a bigger bonus if Zolo beats you than if you casually kick his ass. As such, rival bonus can actually decrease if you lose motivation to beat him.
>>3680614im guessing getting Wado would improve the rival bonus since its a constant reminder of our rivalry
>>3680614Hey wait just to be sure, Is the d10 a bonus to the training roll, or the training result should we pass?
>>3680614Well I meant like, how doe
