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>>3661905

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>Previously on PKMN (RED/BLUE) Quest:
We finished up Saffron after losing Oberon but gaining the power of [VENGEANCE]. Beat Saffron gym and revived our friend the psychic chuunibyou Joyous Splendiferous Nurseorum. We also formed a permenant psychic bond with her!
We’ve now ventured into the Safari Zone, while a [MYSTERIOUS FIGURE] picks up the pieces of a life the believe to be their own.
Does any of that make sense? Who cares?! Let’s catch some Pokeymans.
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>>3674447
first
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>Omelette
You try to make an omelette out of the Eggecute, but you just end up frying them.
What? Mom always did all of the cooking.
Oh well, what do with the fried eggs?

>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Eat eggs
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3674454
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3674454
>Throw Safari Ball
Looks like this battle will be over easy
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3674454
>Throw Safari Ball
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3674454
>Throw Safari ball.
>Cry because Chef Ransaim critic our egg so undercooked that it can still be put in a incubator!
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>>3674454
>Eat
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>Throw Safari Ball
You roll bad, but you fried the damn thing so how hard could it be?

ANYWAY, you’re in Zone 2 of the Safari Zone.
There’s a rest house and a way out to the north west. And of course, there’s wild POKEMON to look for.
What do?
>Heat Northwest
>Rest House
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3674481
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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>>3674481
Look for them mons
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3674481
>Look for PKMN
REVEAL YOUR SECRETS GRASS
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3674481
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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>>3674503
Oh shit, bitch! It’s Kangaskhan!
She’s one big, bad mama!

What do?

>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock (1D10)
>Throw Bait (1D10)
>Write in
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>>3674517
A mama huh? Hit her with the GODHAND
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>>3674517
>Give a friendly wave
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>>3674517
>Use [OEDIPUS] levels to distract Kangaskhan
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3674517
>Throw Rock (1D10)
Aim for the child
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3674517
>Throw the Eggs at her.
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>>3674538
support
lol
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>>3674538
You flex your near critical [OEDIPUS] Level at the Kangaskhan. She is surprisingly responsive to your lust for moms.
She looks... quite distracted. Ew.

What do?
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock
>Bait
>Write in
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>>3674530
This
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3674564
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3674564
>>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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>>3674573
Well that overrides whatever I had in mind
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>>3674574
>>3674577

that to
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3674564
>>3674574
>Throw Safari Ball
God damn it Anon
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>>3674580
Dang, fuck my fingers
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you guys good with putting Kangaskhan on the team?
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>>3674587
Might as well

Could be a hoot
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>>3674564
>She is surprisingly responsive to your lust for moms.
Translation:
>"Ara ara, you sure you'd be fine with an old Pokemon like me?"
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>>3674573
>>3674574
>>3674582

What a roller coaster.
You catch the Kanghaskhan! They’re transferred to Box 1, along with the eggs.
Your [OEDIPUS] level is now critical. The next time you see Mom, it might be a problem.
Joyous sees your thoughts and is rightfully disgusted.
“Red... you need therapy.”

(Quick correction, we are in ‘area 1’ of the Safai zone.)

What do?

>Look for more pokes (Roll 1D100)
>Rest House
>Northwest to Area 2
>Write in
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>>3674603
>Northwest to Area 2
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>>3674603
>Northwest to Area 2
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Kangaskhan also makes me wonder what Dream thinks of us.
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>>3674603
>>ask joy if she knows any
/
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>>3674603
>Northwest to Area 2
More exploring
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>Area 2
Oh boy, more grass. The signage does also show that there are some pretty rare pokemon here, but only if you roll really, really well.
There’s another rest house, and an exit waaaay to the south west to Area 3. You feel like Area 3 might have a thing or two that you really need.
What do?
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Rest House
>Area 3
>Write in
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>>3674641
TRAINING TIME
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>>3674641
>Area 3
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>>3674641
>Area 3
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3674641
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Come on bugs.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3674641
Look for some more mons, cause we gotta catch em
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3674641
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3674641
>Mons
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>>3674658
>>3674659
>>3674660
It’s a Nidarino! neat.
What do?

>Throw Pokeball (roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock
>Throw Bait
>Write in
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No one realises the hurt we are putting poor joyous through with our horrid inner sanctum

Or in other terms, how fucked we are on the inside
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3674678
Rad+Seduce
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3674678
>Use Dream to seduce him with his [Odipeus Complex].
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3674678
Also pokeball
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3674678
>Throw Safari Ball

>>3674679
She got a free trial, she knew what she was getting into
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>>3674681
that was suppose to say red
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>>3674681
Not this agay...
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>>3674689
While I agree, I can only hope she can find a way to save ourselves in the midst of our almost completely fucked over psyche
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>>3674693
Sucks, now we have to find a guy named Rad, fag.
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>>3674695
I feel you
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>>3674695
>>3674702
seduce the pokemon you know you want to
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>>3674681
Wonder how this'll go?
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>>3674709
No, you asked for Rad, not Red, and you're gonna find Rad.
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>>3674712
red "the rad" used seduce
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>>3674681
>Rad Seduce
You decide to seduce the Nidarino with the radness of your Aviators. You didn’t forget those now, did you?

The Nidarino is suitably impressed with your RADNESS, and you manage to avoid being a [FUCKING FURRY] once again.

The Nidarino seems distracted enough to catch...
What do?
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Rock
>Bait
>Write in
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>>3674681
Man, that's some good bait you threw!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3674720
Radical.
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3674720
Nice save!
>Throw Safari Ball
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3674720
>Safari ball
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3674720
>Throw Safari Ball
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3674720
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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>>3674727
Uh oh, that's a lame roll.
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Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d10)

>>3674720
Safari ball
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>>3674730
I want to sudoku myself.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3674720
>>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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>>3674731
I did dumb

But either way it's a 2 so no go on the saving of the roll
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>>3674731
>>3674727
>>3674724
I don't think this is getting us a nidorino
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>>3674738
Yeah it was a Longshot
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>>3674727
The Nidarino kicks the ball right back in your fucking face, breaking your Aviators!
FUCK!
Nidarino Flees!
FUCK!
GOD. DAMNIT. OW.

What do?
>Look for more PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Rest House
>Area 3
>Write in
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>>3674753
>Area 3
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>>3674753
>Area 3
what are the rules of rolling anyways?
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>>3674753
>Rest House
Our pride. It's gone.
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>>3674760
Agreed
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>>3674759
Roll. The QM tends to go for trends if a lot of people roll consistently one way or the other. Otherwise it's natural 1's and 10's.
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>>3674759
It varies. Often I'll just average the first few rolls, but if there is a critical failure (1) or critical pass (10) I'll usually pick those instead, because the dramatic results are more fun.
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>>3674753
>Rest House
>>
>Rest House
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>>3674753
>>Area 3
>>
>Area 3
Ahhh, the final area. Perhaps there are some REALLY rare pokemon here. Perhaps?
There’s definitely a house that isn’t on any of the Safari Zone maps, that’s probably worth checking out.
What do?
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Secret House
>Write in
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>>3674891
>>Secret House
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3674891
>Look for PKMN
oh boy
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3674891
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3674891
>>Look for PKMN in the Secret House (Roll 1D100)
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3674891
>Pokémon
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>Secret House
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3674891
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
BATTLE
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>looking for Pokemon
>while we're on a limit
ISHYGDDT

>>3674891
>Secret House
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>>3674891
>Secret House
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>Look for PKMN
No bull, it’s a Tauros!

What do?
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock
>Throw Bait
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3675009
>Wrassle 'im
YEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>3675009

>Throw bait
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>>3675012
I dun goofed.
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>>3675009
>>Throw Bait
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3675009
>Ride
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>>3675012
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Guys, I rolled a 1. The best thing you can do right now is try to save.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>we bullriding now
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3675009
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3675009
i roll to save
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Hope it just launches us instead of anything else.
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>>3675012
>wrassle
Oh. that’s not good. You don’t remember having a horn there before.

The tauros whips you back and forth mercilessly before tossing your sorry ass to the ground. You wonder where all of this blood came from.

What do?

>Stumble to Secret House
>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)
>A nap sounds good right about now
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3675051
Oof...
>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)
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>>3675051
>>Stumble to Secret House
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>>3675051
>secret house
>no sleepy yet
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3675051
>Try to patch it up yourself
we got fucking donutted
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Okay, let's stop rolling for a while.
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>>3675051
>Use our goo to reform over the hole
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3675051
>>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)
you fucking tards
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3675051
>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)
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No, seriously, stop rolling before we get a 1. We got an 8, that's patently "good enough".
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>>3675051
>Stumble to Secret House
>>
Holy shit what the fuck just happened
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>>3675125
We messed up. We messed up so bad.
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>>3675125
i think we are crippled
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>>3675064
Our goo is red and gushing out at an alarming rate. We hold no control over it.

>Try to Patch it up
It’s too bad we didn’t get our [MEDICAL] Skill up while we still could. You try stuffing a bunch of dirty and grass into the hole. It feels a bit better, but then so does everything. Because you can’t really feel... anything.

You fall face first into the dirt and pass out.

Just before you go, you see a shadowing figure approach. It grabs you by the ankle and starts dragging you away....

What do?

>Wake up
>Sleeeeeeeep
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Document this so that we can sue the safari zone for all their pokemon because they forced a child to enter without any defenses against rampaging wild dangers
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>>3675065

I wanted to give it bait.
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>>3675172

Sleeeeeep
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>>3675172
>Wake up
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>>3675172
>Wake up
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>>3675172
>Sleeeeeeeep
i cant believe we are fucking crippled might as well see where this goes
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>>3675172
>Wake up
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>>3675172
>>Wake up
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>Wake
You wake up. You feel like absolute dogshit! Your head is pounding and your whole general torso area feels like it’s on fire. Fortunately it looks like somebody bandaged you up, but who knows what is going on with your organs.

You’re greeted by some old pervert in a safari hat.
Fuck you old dude.

“Oh good, you’re alive! Please, Please don’t sue us. The Tauros are supposed to be tranquilized! Hell, you’d have to roll a 1 or something to get gored like that. Nobody is THAT much of an IDIOT, right?”
...
“ermm... anyway. I want you to have this.. it’s HM03, Surf! Now you can ride your favorite water pokemon wherever you want on the water!”

What do?
>Say thanks and leave
>Push for more stuff
>Vomit
>Write in
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>>3675220
>Thank him and "You got a computer around here?"
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>>3675220
>Try to find Secret House
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>>3675220
>Vomit
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>>3675220
>Say thanks and leave
that was embarrassing
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>>3675220
>Ask ‘did I look... normal... to you? Ive has this suspicion for a while that something’s not right with my physiology.
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>>3675220
>More stuff
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>>3675220
>Vomit
>>
Actually,
>more stuff
Isn't there something else we need from here?
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>>3675266
A tauros
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>>3675220
>Say thanks
>Vomit
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>>3675220
>>Push for more stuff
>>3675266
The Gold Teeth? Do we really need more HMs we aren't going to use?
>>
>Vomit
you do that.

“Oh God... hey, why don’t you take this as well...”
The Safari guy hands you [GOLD TEETH].
“Those will sell for a lot of cash, or I’m sure someone is willing to give up something precious for them... please don’t sue. Have a nice day!”

Fucking asshole. You’re just about ready to get out of here. But you wonder what happened to the pokemon that dragged you here. It seemed REALLY cool. Like perhaps the coolest. If only you could have one on your team someday...

Oh well. Your time is about up in the safari zone and you need to find a new shirt.

What do?

>Exit Safari Zone
>Write in
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3675297
>Get one last Pokemon one the way back
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>>3675297
>Exit
>ask Joyous if she saw that cool Pokémon
>>
>>3675297

>Find a Scyther or a Pinsir
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>>3675297
>Get one last Pokemon one the way back
>>
>>3675297
>>Exit Safari Zone
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>>3675297
>>3675307
dis
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>Ask Joyous about pokemon
“I really only see what you see Red, that’s how this thing works. I’m pretty sure it was a bug type, which i normally think are really gross but this one was EXTRA COOL and definitely one you should HAVE IN YOUR PARTY. I wonder if we’ll ever see it again?”
You wonder.

A very obvious shadow is cast behind you. What could it possibly beeee?

What do?

>Turn around
>Leave Park
>TURN AROUND U FUCK
>>
>>3675338
>Leave Park
wonder if it will follow us
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>>3675338
>>TURN AROUND U FUCK
>>
>>3675338
>>TURN AROUND U FUCK
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>>3675338
>>TURN AROUND U FUCK
You really want us to have this Scyther/Scizor, don't you?
>>
>>3675338
>>Leave Park
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>>3675338
>Leave park
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>Turn Around
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGv-5bwmKFY

Oh.
My.
GOD.


It’s a PINSIR! Inarguably the BEST, or at least the COOLEST Pokemon!
Not to mention he saved your life and is a total hero.

What do?

>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock
>Throw Bait
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3675379
>>Throw Rock
God dammit.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3675379
>Throw Rock
fuck you man hope ill get a nat one
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3675379
>Throw Bait
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>>3675379
>Throw Bait
>>
>>3675379

>Throw bait

Give him all the bait and food he can want. Then catch him once you finished bribing him.
>>
>>3675379
>Throw Safari Ball
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>>3675379
>>Throw Bait
>>
>Throw Bait
The Pinsir takes the bait, and looks appreciative. It sits down to eat the tasty morsel. It even has great table manners? Wow!

What do?

>Throw Safari ball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock
>More bait
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3675422
>>Throw Rock
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>>3675422
>ask it to get in the ball so OP can stop gushing
>>
>>3675422
>Ask if he wants to come with
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>>3675379
>ask it to get in the ball
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3675422
>Throw Safari ball
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3675422
>>Throw Safari ball (Roll 1D10)
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>>3675436
yes
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>>3675422
>More bait
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>>3675436
Oh HELL yeah. You got it!
Roll 1D100 to name Pinsir!

You walk out of The Safari Zone a little older, a little anemic. But you made it.

What do?

>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir
>Go to Safari Zone Warden’s house to lodge a complaint
>Fuchsia Gym
>Write in
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>>3675469
>>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir
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>>3675469
>Go to Safari Zone Warden’s house to lodge a complaint
I can't get somebody to take these [GOLD TEETH] I found.
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3675469
Pinsir
>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3675469
>>Go to Safari Zone Warden’s house to lodge a complaint
>Kitty
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>>3675469
>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir
Scyther is better
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>>3675486
I get a 100 for this?
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>>3675493
Omedetou, anon-kun.
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Time for some multi-tasking.
Suggestions on who to swap out for Kitty?
In our party currently are:
Stuart
Bernie
Dream
Fishstick
Noodle
Senip

>Complain to Safari Zone Warden
You bust down the old bastards door.

What do?
>Demand a refund
>kick his ass (Roll 1D10)
>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
>Shove [GOLD TEETH] Down his throat
>Write in
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>>3675509
>Noodle
Sorry little one, you gotta go.
>Demand a refund
>>
>>3675509
Senip
>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
>>
>>3675509
>Senip
>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
>>
>>3675509
>Senip
>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
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>>3675509
>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
>Noodle
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Senip goes in the Box, Kitty is coming with us!

>Offer teeth for reward
“Oh, my TEETH! Thank you young man. I’m sorry to hear you got hurt in the Safari zone. We take the best precautions but sometimes these things happens if your roll real bad. Here, take this cash. It won’t close that hole in your stomach, but it’s something!”
The old man hands over 5000 bucks! wow!

What do?
>Go T-Shirt Shopping
>Fuchsia Gym
>Write in

—-
That’s all for tonight. See ya tomorrow!
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>>3675570
>>Go T-Shirt Shopping
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>>3675570
>>use pokemon healing station to close stomach hole
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>>3675570
Ask if he got any HM.
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>>3675570
>>Go T-Shirt Shopping
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>>3675586
Oh yeah shit I'm stupid.
The old man hands over HM04, Strength!
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>>3675570
>Go T-Shirt Shopping
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>>3675594

we're still keeping the money as well. Otherwise this old fart is getting his ass kicked for only giving rocks instead of actual tranquilizers for pokemon.
>>
So are we ever going to be able to get a Lapras or
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>>3675577
Time for hand redux
>>
>T-shirt shopping
Gotta cover up. You wander over to the Fuchsia city t-shirt shop. The girl at the counter feels bad and agrees to let you pick one of their discount shirts to keep for free.

>Pick Shirt
>Write in suggestion
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>>3677101
>F
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>>3677101
Obviously the Clo shirt.
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>>3677101
E.
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>>3677101
>F
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>>3677101
>E
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>>3677101
>F
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>E
Obviously you pick the Clo shirt. Clo is cute. Cute!
With your big pepperoni nipples covered up once again, it’s time to get back to your pokemon journey.
What do?
>Fuchsia Gym
>Write in
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>>3677151
>>Fuchsia Gym
We've got Kitty, should be fine for everything but Koga.
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>>3677151
>>Fuchsia Gym
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>>3677151
>Fuchsia Gym
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>>3677151
>Fuchsia Gym
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>>3677151
>Fuschia gym
>>
RG?
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>>3677449
Fell asleep for a bit :)))))

>Fuchsia Gym
You arrive at this city’s Pokemon Gym. It’s... rather spartan. That weird dude is here, as always. It looks like the Gym leader is just standing around in the center of a big empty room.

What do?
>Talk to weird dude
>Walk right up to Gym Leader + Challenge
>Write in
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>>3677458
Do you need to stop and get some rest, man? If you do, don't force yourself to stay awake.

>>Talk to weird dude
>>
>>3677458
Happens

>Talk to weird dude
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>>3677458
>>Walk right up to Gym Leader + Challenge
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>>3677459
Nah, it’s just really hot here and I supplemented that with a Vodka lemonade or two. Classic nap-maker.

>Talk to weird dude
You talk to the guy. You’re honestly not sure if this is the same guy or if this is a Joy type situation. Oh well.

What ask?
>Ask for strategy vs. poison type Pokemon
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation
>Write in
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>>3677491
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask if he's stalking us
pretty sure it's the same dude, since there's been a bit of continuity between his appearances and he's recognized us
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>>3677491
>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation
>Ask about the Gym Leader
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>>3677491
>>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation
>>Write in
Ask why Ninja Joy is a bitch, when Neet Joy and Chuuni Joy are best girls.
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>>3677491
>>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation
>Ask on seducing advice for the Joy in the PokeCenter
>>
>>3677491
>Ask for strategy vs. poison type Pokemon
>Ask about Gym Leader
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>>3677491
>>Ask about Gym Leader
He's just standing there, MENACINGLY.jpg
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>Ask if weird dude is a joy situation
Nope! Just one of me, I’m afraid. Although if I had a clone, would having sex with it be incest? Or just masturbation? Gee I wish I could find out.

>Ask about Gym leader
Ah, the Leader of Fuchsia Gym is KOGA, the poisonous ninja master. He’s a real fucking asshole that will poison your pokemon! Good luck getting to him though, he’s got what appear to be ninja force fields all around him.

>Ask about local Joy
She’s a ninja through and through, so naturally she’s a huge piece of shit. Not a ‘Best Girl’ situation at all. If you want to impress her you’d probably have to do some crazy ninja trick.

What do?

>Attempt to navigate Koga’s Maze (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3677531
>Attempt to navigate Koga’s Maze (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3677531
>>Write in
Attempt to disbelieve the ninja force fields.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3677531
>Gee I wish I could find out.
Hmmm, now that you mention it...
>Attempt to navigate Koga’s Maze (Roll 1D10)
Use the Force Red
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>>3677545
You confidently stride into the made and immediately smack your fucking face against the force field.
Ow.

Oh, and a fucking Ninja drops out of the ceiling and wants to fight.
He’s sending out Hypno!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3677573
>Kitty, do something.
Fucking Gen 1 movesets
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3677573
>Kitty, Vicegrip
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3677573
>think about how you really should get a hypno
>kitty, vicegrp
>>
>Kitty - Vicegrip
Kitty grabs hypno in a vicegrip! Damn, kitty is awesome.

But.. Hypno endures and blasts Kitty with Confusion!
Kitty is confused!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3677595
Well fuck, looks like it's PKMN Doujin Quest now
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3677623
>Piledriver
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3677623
>Let it thrash about in confusion while still gripping hypno
>think why is a psychic type in a poison gym
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3677623
>Kitty continues the Vicegrip
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>>3677629
>Thrash
That happens. Hypno goes down! You win!
The Ninja hands over 1500 bucks!

You wonder why there’s a bunch of psychic types in this gym, and perhaps why Kitty (A pure bug type) doesn’t have access to a single bug type move.
Man, Gen 1 SUCKS.

What do?
>Keep trying to navigate force fields (Roll 1D10)
>Investigate force field
>Write in
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>>3677688
>>Investigate force field
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3677688
>Navigate the force field with more confidence
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3677688
>>Write in
Continue to disbelieve force fields.
>>
>Navigate
OOF. Your face collides with solid barrier once again. You’re starting to get pissed off.
Another ninja decides to get up in your business.
He’s sending out Sandslash!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3677799
>FishStick, Bubblebeam
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3677799
>Fishstick uses Bubblebeam
First Psychics now Ground types?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3677799
>FishStick, Bubblebeam
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>>3677896
>>3677897
Finally, it looked like everyone went to sleep.
>>
including the op apparently
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>>3677896
Shit and damn, that’s a gnarly bubble beam!
SandSlash goes down!
The Ninja is about to send in Arbok!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3677940
>Dragon Rage
>>
>>3677940
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Send in bernie, use flamethrower
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3677940
>Dream, Earthquake
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>>3677949
Okay, that move is fucking cursed.
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>>3677940
>Dream: Earthquake (assuming I'm not going crazy and just imagined us teaching her that)
Also
>Red: WHERE ALL THE PSYCHIC TYPES?
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>>3677949
>Fishstick - Dragon Rage
Fishtick fucks up, and catches some gnarly fangs to the face for his troubles!
Fishstick is poisoned!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3677972
>Bite it back!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3677972
>Bite
>>
>>3677970
Ah wait, I'm dumb, it's poison, not psychic.
Forgive me for my dumbassery.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3677972
Bite
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3677972
>>Bite it back!
>>
>Bite Back
Fishstick bites the Arbok right back in the face!
Arbok is fucked up... but endures!! Fishstick takes poison damage!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678022
>Bubblebeam
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678022
>Bubblebath
>>
>>3678036
i am a fool
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3678022
>Fishstick bites the fucker in 2
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678022
whats with this 1s
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>>3678036
NO RELAXING BATH FOR YOU ANON
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>>3678036
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678036
>Bubblebath

in with the save
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>>3678036
>Bubblebath
Fishstick imagines that he’s in a nice, cozy bubble bath.
In reality, he’ succumbed to the poison and fainted! Shit!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3678090
>Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678101
ffs
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678090
>Bernie beats the Arbok with his Arbok
>>
>>3678109
But anon, he has an Ekans.
>>
>>3678109
thats fucking stupid
ill support it
>>
>>3678121
It evolved with him, somehow.
>>
>>3678109
Support.

>>3678121
It evolved when he did.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678101
>>Bernie+Ember
>>
>>3678130
>>3678133
Oh.

>>3678136
Aw...
>>
He didn't bring the Arbok with him anyway
>>
>Beat Arbok with Arbok
Bernie swings his dead trophy and cracks Arbok right in the face!
Grim!
Arbok goes down! You win!
The NInja hands over 2000 bucks!

What do?
>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
>Inspect force field
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678162
>>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678162
>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
Oh my fucking god, stop rolling anon.
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>>3678168
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678162
>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
Time for the great equalizer
>>
>>3678168
shit
>>3678176
YES
>>3678183
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TIMELINE
>>
>>3678168
>>3678176
>>3678181
WHAT SORT OF NINJA FAGGOTRY IS THIS
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>>3678183
I HATE THIS FUCKING GYM
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678162
>>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
>>
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>>3678168
>>3678176
>>3678183
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>>3678183
>>3678176
>>3678168
this needs to stop
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>>3678168
>>3678176
>>3678183

N.....Nani?
>>
>Defy force field gods
You do that, crashing through that field right in front of Koga. The shattering noise and searing cuts on your body let you know that, Oh, it was just glass. It’s a fucking funhouse.

What do?
>Examine Bodily Damage
>Challenge Koga
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3678162
Punch the next trainer in the dick
>>
>>3678245
>Examine Bodily Damage
>>
>>3678245
>>Challenge Koga
So much for the ninja force fields
>>
>>3678245
>challenge Koga
>>
>>3678246
>Examine Bodily Damage
>>
>>3678245
>Examine Bodily Damage
>>
>>3678245
>we're probably fine. Don't be a wuss.
>Challenge koga
>>
>Examine Bodily Damage
Oh. That’s pretty bad. you’re going to need a bandaid or a twelve,

What do?
>Bandage up
>Challenge Koga
>Write in
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>>3678296
>>Bandage up
>>
>>3678296
>Challenge Koga
They're just shallow lacerations, right?
>>
>>3678296
>Challenge Koga in a legal battle for Health and Safety violations
>>
>>3678296
>>Bandage up
This is why I wanted to get a Chansey when we got to the safari, but I missed most of it and the rolls were shit anyways
>>
>>3678296
>look awesome
>challenge Koga

Fuschia city is really not our city.
>>
>>3678336
>>3678330
>>3678327
we are going to bleed out mid-battle and it will be your fault.
>>
>>3678344
Eh

Worse has happened to us

It'll be ok
>>
>>3678296
>Bandage up
hope we get a level at self healing
>>
>>3678355
Cue the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI&t=84s
>>
>>3678296
>Bandage up
>>
>bandage up
You bandage up. Ah, much better. You’re sure this won’t lead to any problems down the line at all.

What do?
>Challenge Koga
>Write in
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>>3678400
>>Challenge Koga
[we need to go to a hospital]
>>
>>3678400
>bandaging up
Dumbasses.

>Challenge Koga
>>
>>3678400
>try to demand a challenge through all the bandages.
>has Koga even reacted?
>>
>>3678400
>Challenge Koga
we are going to shove our entire fabric of our at a pokemon healing majig
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>>3678400
>>Challenge Koga
>>
>>3678448
our existance
god how did i fucked it up
>>
>Challenge Koga
“You fucking doofus. You idiot. You unfuckable clod! Do you have any idea how much those glass walls cost?”
Wow this guy is really pissed off.
My name is KOGA, the poisonous ninja master and Leader of the Fuchsia gym. First, I’m going to kick your ass in a pokemon battle, and then I’m gonna kick your ass for real. Have at you!’

What a fucking drama queen.

Koga is sending out Koffing!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3678400
>bandages
>we look like red 1
Oh fuck
>>
>>3678465
>Fine bring it faggot
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3678465
>Kitty, Vicegrip
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678465
>Kitty, Vicegrip
>>
>>3678465
>>3678480
Damn, son.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3678465
>Nidoqueen, earth attack
Let's really break this guy's gym.
>>
>>3678480
>Kitty, Vicegrip
Ok then, Kitty really puts the squeeze on that koffing!
It goes down!
Koga is about to send in Muk!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678509
>Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678509
>Dream, Ground Move
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3678509
Dream, Ground move
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678509
>Dream, Ground Move
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3678509
>>Bernie+Ember
>>
>>3678520
>>3678531
>>3678541
Noice.
>>
>Dream, Ground Move
Dream uses Ground Move, whatever that is. looks like a little earthquake, to you.
It’s super effective!
But... Muk endures!
It hits back with sludge, but against Dream it’s basically worthless! Suck a dick, Koga!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3678562
>>>Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678562
>Dream, Thunderbolt
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>>3678562
>Dream, Ground Move again
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>>3678579
fuck my life
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678562
>>3678584
fug
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678562
>>3678584

>>3678589
Thunderbolt? Really?
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678562
>Dream, Double Kick
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678562
>Dream, Ground Move again
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>>3678567
>>3678579
>>3678600
why do you do this
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>>3678579
>>3678597
>>3678599
>>3678600
what
what
what
what
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>>3678600
ANON WHAT THE FUCK
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>>3678591
Well, at least the six made it through.
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>>3678600
>1 post by this ID
>nat 1
>>
>Uhhhh
Well, you thought that this was a slam-dunk with Dream, but the Muk just sort of envelops here entirely!
They BOTH go down!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3678616
>Wait for Koga to stop wondering what the fuck just happened and send out his next 'mon
>>
>>3678615
>>3678609
>>3678603
When I went to roll there was only a 6, a 3, and a 1.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678616
>>>>Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678616
>Bernie, make them burn.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3678616
>Bernie, Ember
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678616
>Bernie+Ember
>>
>>3678623
UPDATE BEFORE YOU POST, YOU BUFFOON
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>367861
>Bernie, flamethrower/ember
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>>3678629
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>>3678629
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>3678629
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, STOP POSTING!
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>>3678629
Fuck this, I might as well play XCOM instead.
>>
>>3678616
>>3678631
oops erased a number
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678616
>Bernie+Ember
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>>3678640
>off by 1
Welp...
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678616
>Bernie ember
>>
>>3678629
>Bernie, Ember
(Koga send out another Koffing, woops!)

Bernie goes in to clear the deck with a mighty [FIRE ATTACK], but instead gets blasted in the face by a poison cloud! Fucking Ninjas!
Bernie endures, but he’s BADLY poisoned!
What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3678668
>Bernie: Blaze it
>>
>>3678668
>>3678672
I'm not rolling anymore. Go for it anons.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678668
>>3678672
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3678668
>>Bernie: Blaze it
>>
>>3678672
>>3678682
finally
>>
>Blaze it
Bernie sparks up a fat one and blazes with the Koffing. Koffing can’t hang and chokes like a bitch! It goes down!

Bernie also goes down due to severe poisoning.

Koga is about to send in Weezing!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678696
>Stuart: Bide?
>>
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>>3678703
Guess I'll die.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3678696
>>3678703
FUCK
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678696
WHY
>Stuart: Bide?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678696
>Noodle, Wrap
>>
>>3678696
>Noodle, Dragon Rage
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>>3678707
Welcome to the nat 1 club. How would you like to despair for today?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678715
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678696
>Stuart+Bide
>>
>>3678723
GO STUART
>>
>>3678703
>Stuart, bide
Turns out a rat isn’t the best at enduring a crap-ton of POISON.

Stuart goes down!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678730
>Noodle, Wrap
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3678730
>Noodle: Wrap
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678730
>noodle, wrap
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3678723
>noodle, wrap
>>
>>3678746
>Noodle, Wrap
Oh hell yeah! Noodle wraps the Weezing up so well it doesn’t even get a chance to counter-attack.
It takes a good chunk of damage... but it endures!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3678763
>have Noodle choke the hp out of it
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3678763
>Noodle: Squeeze the cheese (wrap)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678763
>Squeeze harder
>>
>>3678769
you did this
>>
>>3678769
FUCK
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678767
NO ONE ELSE ROLL
>>3678769
I FUCKING HATE YOU
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3678763
>Squeeze harder
I MUST SAVE
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3678763
SQUEEZE
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>>3678782
>off by one
>>
So is Red the unluckiest /qst/ protag at this point?
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>>3678782
>1 away
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUCK
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>>3678767
>>3678769
>>3678782

>Choke a bitch
Noodle hangs on, choking the life out of weezing... but Noodle gets poisoned!
These two are fucking KILLING EACH OTHER.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678788
>Noodle: Dragon rage
Shit, who do we even have left besides Noodle?
>>
>>3678790
kitty
>>
>>3678790
Right as I say Red's the unluckiest /qst/ protag...
>>
>>3678790
YEEEEE FUCKING HAAAAAAWWWW
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678788
>SQUEEZE HARDER
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>3678790
NO ONE ROLL
>>
>>3678790
>Noodle, Dragon Rage
Noodle hangs on like a little fucking champ, and somehow unleashes Dragon Rage even though it shouldn’t know it yet...
They BOTH go down!
You win!
Koga is a real salty bastard about it, but he hands over 5000 bucks and the Soul Badge!

What do?

>Victory Dance
>Check on Noodle
>Write in
>>
>>3678795
why
>>
>>3678800
>>Check on Noodle
>>
>>3678800
>why is noodle glowing
>>
>>3678800
>>Check on Noodle
>>
>>3678800
>>Victory Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV01JnAmO4w
WE DID IT
>>
>>3678801
at least he didn't roll a 1
>>
>>3678800
>Check on Noodle
>>
>>3678800
>Check on Noodle
>>
>>3678800
>Check on Noodle
>>
>>3678800
>Check on Noodle
>>
>...Noodle?

Oh, poor guy. He’s really hurt. Don’t worry, we’ll get you right to the pokemon cen-..
Noodle? Noodle?!


..oh no.


What do?

>Write in
>>
>>3678824
>THE HAND
>>
>>3678824
>THE HAND
I'm not ready to say goodbye to another Noodle
Not yet
>>
>>3678824
Ask Joyous for help on what to do.
>>
>>3678824
>QUICK USE ONE OF OUR HEALING ITEMS
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>>3678824
>Try out that new hand power
We're not leaving a man behind
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>>3678824
>Cry
RIP
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>>3678824
>>3678830
If she doesn't know anything, >>3678829.
>>
>HAND!
You try the yellow, the red, the blue... nothing!
All these fucking hand powers and they don’t do a God damn thing. What’s the fucking point?!
GOD. DAMNIT!....

What do?

>t u r n a r o u n d
>>
>>3678856
>>t u r n a r o u n d
>>
>>3678856
>turn around
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>>3678856
>>t u r n a r o u n d
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>>3678856
>turn around
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>>3678856
>t u r n a r o u n d
b-buddy?
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>>3678856
>>t u r n a r o u n d
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>>3678856
>turn around
Japed again!
>>
>Turn around
Wow what a fucking surprise, Noodle is alive and evolved!
Masterful writing, QM - you think to yourself.

What do?

>Poke Center
>Poke Mart
>Route 19 (Towards Seafoam Islands)
>Write in

———
Last post of the night. See ya later!
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>>3678877
>endure koga yapping at you pike every gym leader
>>
>>3678877
>Poke Center
Gotta heal up those 1s.
>>
>>3678877
Wait, how's that work...?
>Check on Noodle's "corpse"
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>>3678877
>>Poke Center
>>
>>3678877
>hug noodle and cry like a bitch
then
>Poke Center
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>>3678877
>Poke Center
Take Noodle's 'corpse' as well, might come in handy
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>>3678888
Actually, this first, THEN >>3678883
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>>3678877
Hug noodle
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>>3678877
noodle is beautiful
>>3678883
probably shedded noodle's skin like a snake
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>>3678894
Oh yeah, somehow I totally forgot that's a thing snakes do.
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>>3678894
So beautiful, could we just keep it like this forever?
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>>3678904
No you will have your winged barney and you will love it.

>Go to the Pokemon center.
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>>3678904
>>3678914
We just gotta asked bird-brain for a favor to get an Everstone before held items are invented.
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>>3678917
yes, orange barney is a nope
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>>3678914
Do we really need ANOTHER barneymon? We already have one with tiddies and that's really hard to top.
>>
Our mons have been getting KO'd a lot, lately. I know Friendship isn't officially a thing until G/S/C but we should still ask how they feel about us.
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>>3678932
if everyone is down we can fort out at the pokemon center until we heal up and just spend time with our mons. sometime outside their Pokeball will be good for them.
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>>3678938
I'd be down.
Bondage, ho! wait no
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>>3678932
I don't think it bothers them since we keep winning, friendship isn't even a problem in the actual games since almost everything you do gives happiness.
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>>3678877
>Go to a fucking hospital goddamn
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>>3679038
We can probably Fly to a hospital.
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>>3679047
Do any of the Pokemon we have even learn fly? Remember this is gen 1
>>
>Hug Noodle
That happens.

>Poke Center
Ninja Joy stares at you with disdain, but she does her job and heals your pokemon up.

What do?

>Attempt ninja trick to impress Ninja Joy (Roll1 D10)
>Check how all your pokemon feel about you
>Check PC
>Write in
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>>3679795
>>Check how all your pokemon feel about you
>>
>>3679795
>Check how all your pokemon feel about you
>>
>>3679494
Bernie’s got wings.

>Check in with your Pokemon
You take a moment to have a team meeting.

Stuart - His blank expression gives away nothing, but you know this little guy loves you.

Bernie - He’s got a bit of an attitude, but he respects you as a trainer, especially when he gets to have a good fight and look cool.

Dream - She respects you a bit more than Bernie, but also has a thirst for slamming other pokemon into the dirt.

Fishstick - This guy is just mad all the time. No fixing that.

Noodle - They’re giving you lovey dovey eyes. Uh oh.

Kitty - As the new guy, he feels like he’s got something to prove. Also he’s fucking awesome.

What do?
>Check PC
>Ninja trick (Roll1D10)
>Proceed to Rt 19
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3679851
>Ninja Trick
>Look how fast i can Naruto Run.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3679851
>>Ninja trick (Roll1D10)
*randomly make signs with your hands* "Check out this jutsu!"
>>
>>3679855
>>3679892
>Naruto Run
You do your best ninja trick, the EPIC Naruto Run.
Ninja joy stares in horror and confusion. To her you have just become [UNFUCKABLE].
Joyous, on the other hand is immune to cringe and thinks it’s [PRETTY COOL].
Guess you can’t please everyone.

What do?
>PC
>Route 19
>Write in
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>>3679904
Can we talk to mom first? Heck, talk to the Professor too, see how our Mom and the Mon's are doing.
>>
>>3679904
>Poke mart
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>>3679904
>>3679908
>oedipus level max
oh no
>poke mart before you get sued by ninja lawyers
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>>3679908
Can we not? The Oedipus levels are getting too high, let's just ghost our mom for the rest of the game.
>>
>[CRITICAL OEDIPUS LEVEL]
One little call to mom couldn’t hurt.
You ring her up and... uh oh.
“*Yaaaawn*... oh hey sweetie, I was just sunning myself in the back yard. It’s so nice out today! Oof but I’m going to get some nasty tanlines, wonder if I should just pot these off and...”
UH OH. OH MAN. OH GEEZE.

What do?
>Hang up
>Crank ur hog
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3679979
RESIST
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>>3679979
>>Hang up
>Meditate about where you went wrong in life
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>>3679982
fuck
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>>3679979
>>Hang up
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>>3679979
>>Hang up
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>>3679982
>>3679993
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>Hang up
You kick the fucking computer over and run away.
Phew, that was close!
Joyous has a devious look on her face.
“Ara Ara, Red. I knew you were a bit of a Mother-con but this is gating d-a-n-g-e-r-o-u-s.”

You banish the thoughts of your mom’s thick thighs and perfect rack from your mind. Never again will you consider her soft skin, pretty face and perky nip- FUCK FUCK FUCK. No.
POKEMON, CATCH EM. TIME TO CATCH. TRAIN. FIGHT.

What do?
>Route 19
>Poke Mart
>Fly Home
>Write in
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>>3680041
>>Poke Mart
>>
>>3680041
>Heal yourself with the power of the hand
>pokemart
>>
>>3680041
>>Poke Mart
>>
>>3680041
What the fuck Joyous, I thought you didn't like our Oedipus level!
>>
>>3680041
>Go to an actual human hospital you turbo autist
>>
>>3680066
She’s just teasing

>>3680070
Human...hospital? You can’t recall any of those existing in Kanto.

>Poke Mart
You’ve got 11350 bucks to your name, and a nice lazy screenshot to go off of. Go nuts!

>Roll 1D100 and pick which items you buy.
>Leave (Route 19)
>Write in
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3680088
>4x Great balls
>4x Super potions
>1x Hyper potion, use on self
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3680088
>3 Ultra Balls
>2 Hyper Potion
>2 Full Heals
Have we even used anything besides pokeballs?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3680088
>Sell TM Psywave
>10 Ultraballs
Articuno here we goooo!
>>
>>3680109
I think we used a great ball once
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>>3680112
Ah, right, Snorlax.
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>>3680110
You shell out some serious cash for Ultraballs. Who knows, there might be some really tough pokemon to catch ahead...

You’re pretty much finished up in Fuchsia, as far as you can tell.

What do?

>Route 19
>Write in
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>>3680131
>Route 1-
>...
>Wait, where did our bandages, go?
>>
>>3680131
>>Route 19
>>
>>3680131
>>Route 19
>>
>>3680131
>Route 1-
>>3680135
>wait who took our bandages
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>Route 19
You hastily re-wrap your bandages that nobody forgot to draw.

Ah, Route 19. It’s a lovely public beach!
Beauties sunning themselves, swimmers swimming and a clean ocean breeze. It’s a pretty direct shot to the Seafoam Islands, and from there Cinnabar Island!
What do?

>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D10)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>SURF using Fishstick
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3680182
Look for pokemon
>>
>>3680182
>>Seek Trainer Battle
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3680182
>Look for PKMN
>>
>>3680182

>Look for pokemon and a cure for our injuries and pain
>>
>Look for Pokemon
By the ocean it looks like it’s all pretty much Tentacool.
That is, unless you go find a better ROD.
Guess yours just doesn’t quite stack up.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1 D10
>Throw Pokeball (roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3680239
>Kitty, Vicegrip
>>
>Kitty, Vicegrip
Kitty starts squeezing the juice out of Tentacool!
that doesn’t sound very good!
It’s already on it’s last legs, what do?

>Throw Pokeball (Roll1D10)
>Finish it
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3680344
>throw Pokeball
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3680344
>throw pokeball
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3680344
>>Throw Pokeball
>>
>>3680363
Nice.
>>
>>3680363
Phew, you were worried for a minute there!
You catch a Tentacool! It’s transferred to BOX 1 in the PC.
Roll 1D100 to name it!

What do now?
>Look for more Tentacoolk
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Surf on Fishstick
>Write in

——-
Gonna run out for a few hours, might be back later tonight. Hope we get to Seafoam :)))
>>
>>3680382
>search for a fishing rod, any rod
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3680382
>Surf on fishstick

>SquishyBob
>>
>>3680382
>>Seek Trainer Battle
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3680382
>Seek Trainer Battle
Squid
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3680382
>Inkstain

Also Bernie probably knows Flamethrower by now, we should stop using Ember.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3680382
>shmarkstain
>>
>>3680519
I've seen enough hentai to now where this is going
>>
>Seek Trainer Battle
A nearby Swimmer wants to fight!
He’s about to send out Tentacool!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3681558
>Noodle+Slam
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3681558
Noodle, dragon rage
>>
>Noodle, Slam
Tentacool? Get the FUCK outta here.
Swimmer is about to send out a Shellder. What kinda clown is this guy?
What do?
>Write in pkmn, atk, roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3681627
>Dragon Rage
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3681627
>Dragon Rage
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3681627

Noodle

>Super Dragon Soul aka Dragon Rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFMRTeHJfXo
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3681627
Noodle, dragon rage
>>
>Noodle, Dragon Rage
You’re not sure if Noodle knows that move yet, but they look reaaaaal angry at the shellder.
Shellder is a social recluse and can’t take the criticism! Shellder goes down!
You win!
The Swimmer hands over 500 bucks.

What do?
>Surf to Rt 20
>Seek another trainer battle
>Write in
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>>3681666
>Surf to Rt 20
>>
>>3681666
>Surf to Rt 20
>>
>>3681666
I think they do at level 45? We should be around that lvl range right?
>Surf to Rt 20
>>
>>3681672
just checked and you are... correct!

>Route 20
Alright, next stop Seafoam Islands! You can see them from here!
There are a few more trainers milling about around here, and a ton more tentacool.

What do?
>Continue to Seafoam
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Seek Tentacool
>Write in
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>>3681700
>>Continue to Seafoam
We don't need anymore trainers or tentacool.
>>
>>3681700
>Continue to Seafoam
Let's get us a Seel
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3681700
>Continue to Seafoam
>>
>Continue to Seafoam
Ah, the Seafoam islands. There’s pokemon in them there caves. Some say a pokemon nobody has seen for generations rests at the bottom floor, if anyone were brave enough to find it.

What do?
>Go inside and look around
>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
>>
>>3681732
Which option takes me to the bottom?
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3681732
>>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3681732
>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3681732
>>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3681732
>>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
>Look for PKMN
Aw shit, bitch - It’s a slowpoke!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3681762
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
It's so slow, it doesn't realize it has been caught already.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3681762
Stuart+PopQuizTest
>>
>>3681767
you're right
>>
>>3681767
>You're already caught
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>>3681767
Well shit. You catch the slowpoke!
Roll 1D100 to name him!

You take a moment to look around. It’s all fucking holes and ladders around here. This is going to suck.

What do?

>Go down Ladder
>Jump through hole
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3681796
Stewart
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3681796
>Jump through hole
We are not injured enough
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

Barry

>>3681796
>ladder
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3681796
bob
>>
>>3681805
>My Name is Barry Allen, and i am the slowest man alive.
>>
>>3681796
>>Jump through Ladder
>>Go up hole
>>
>>3681811
Ey, you got it.

>>3681809
disgruntled_jabroni.jpg
>>
>>3681818
Fun fact: it can learn flash in generation 2, but not 1. It is possible, however, to trade a Slowpoke with Flash to a Gen 1 game.

What i saying, is that Barry can learn Flash.
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3681796
Rolling for 15061604
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3681796
Rolling for using a flying pokémon to fly through the stupid maze directly to our goal.
>>
>Ladder
You head down the nearest ladder to B1F.
More ladders. More holes.
Now there are a bunch of rocks in the mix, great.
One of your pokemon could you STRENGTH to move them, if you really want.

What do?
>Ladder
>Hole
>Push Rock down hole
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3681850
>Focus our VENGEANCE power into GODHAND and destroy the boulder
>>
>>3681850
>>Push Rock down hole
How smart must be the ancient pokémon, hiding behind some shitty rock puzzles for decades
>>
>>3681850
>Push Rock down hole
Dream's got this.
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3681850
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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>>3681861
>Dream, Strength
Dream shoves a big rock down a bigger hole.
you look down and hear a splash.

What do?

>Jump down
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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>>3681860
Hey man, rock puzzles are no joke. See: Gen 3.
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3681883
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3681883
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Did we miss Zapdos?
>>
>>3681883
>Look for a ladder
>>
>>3681898
How did we miss Zapdos if we haven't even looked for it yet. We just got the badge.
>>
>Look for PKMN
Shellder!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3681908
>Stuart, Super fang
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3681908
>Ask for a autograph, we really liked that wacky science show he did.
>>3681904
Forgot you had to have surf to catch him.
>>
>>3681913
>Hyper Fang
Stuart does that. He may have chipped a tooth on Shellder’s shell, but the shellder doesn’t look too pleased about things themself.

What do?
>Finish it
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3681932
>>Throw Pokeball
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3681932
>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3681932
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>>
>Throw Pokeball
Got em! Shellder gets transferred to Box 1, as is tradition.
Roll 1D100 to name it!

Ok there is a ridiculous amount of ladders and holes and rocks around.
What do?
>Ladder
>Hole
>Rock
>Write in
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>>3681983
>>Rock
>>
>>3681983
>Rock
into
>Hole
go down
>Ladder
>>
>>3681983
>Hole
It'll be fine
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3681983
shelly
>>3681987
based baba anon
supporting
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>>3681983
>Rock

>>3681995
Fucking hell
>>
>>3681995
>baba
That's not exactly how a Baba script would be written.
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>>3682000
its the effort that counts
>>
>>3681995
>>3682000
Yeah, if it was actually a baba script it would probably be something like
>HOLE is SINK
>ROCK is PUSH
>RED on LADDER is FALL(?)
>RED is YOU
>>
>Red is You
You take part in a doodle that doesn’t entirely make sense but references a [GOOD GAME].

You head down a ladder to B2F, following some plunging rocks.

Down here you find some seriously flowing water, and some holes leading down within that water,. Scary.

What do?
>Surf
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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>>3682016
>>Surf
>>
>>3682016
>Surf
>>
>>3682016
>Surf
>>
>Surf
You start gliding around with Fishstick... only to get sucked into a rapid whirlpool! Fuck!

What do?

>Write in
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>>3682051
>Cry
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>>3682051
Have him toss us back to land and return him.
>>
>inb4 "you can't"
Then have Bernie pull him out.
>>
>>3682079
Roll 1D10
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3682109
>>
>>3682113
Holy shit
>>
>>3682051
>>Write in
Fishstick, use Whirlpool to navigate the Whirlpools.
>>
>>3682113
>Fishstick Throw then Return
Holy crap, you can’t believe you pulled it off!
You’re just upset that nobody was around with a camera to-
The ground beneath your cracks, then shatters.
You feel yourself fall several stories before landing with a THUD.
You Black Out!
What do?
>Come to
>Dream
>Write in
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>>3682143
Thou hast t'be shitting me.
>>Dream
>>
>>3682143
>Dream
>>
>>3682143
>Dream
Try not to think about Mom too much
>>
>>3682143
>Come to
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>>3682143
>dream
Vermillion Joy Vermillion joy Vermillion joy
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>>3682143
Are you absolutely fucking kidding me RG
>>
Come to, you idiots!
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>>3682143
>>Come to
>>
>>3682143
>dream
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>>3682172
>this
>>
>Dream
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zrKxxRFytio

“Oh, Dead again, Red? You already owe me one favor, but why not two? Haha, don’t worry. I just need to one. That’s all it takes. And don’t think you’re going to solve anything with that glowy hand business of yours. They’ve been practically useless up until now anyway.”

What do?
>Wake up
>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
>Write in
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>>3682201
>>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
I guess we're already here. Might as well try to fuck with it.
>>
>>3682201
>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
>>
>>3682201
>Flip him off and then do a sick kickflip back to consciousness
>>
>>3682201
Great job, retards.

>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
As a girl.
>>
>>3682201
>I mean one of them punched right through a pokemon so that's worth something. Imagine vermillion joy with us
>>
>>3682201
>>Wake up
>>
>>3682201
>>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
>>
>Imagine with no clothes on

“Oh, hardy har har. Real mature, Red. Really interesting to see where YOUR imagination led. Do hurry up and get yourself to Cinnabar, will you?”
Your dream fades, and you begin to wake up.
It’s cold here. Really cold. And dark.

What do?
>Look around you
>Shout for help
>Write in
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>>3682241
>>Look around you
>>
>>3682241
>>Look around you and summon berni he should help light the way
>>
>>3682241
>Look around you
>>
>>3682241
So what did we learn?
Don't fall asleep when we get debilitating injuries.

>>3682248
>Look around you and summon berni he should help light the way
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>>3682241
>Vomit profusely
>Then look around
>>
>Use Bernie, Look around
Bernie’s flame helps a bit, but it’s still freezing cold down here. You guess caves this deep just sort of get that way, huh?
Looks like there is a way to exit a little ways off, you just need to surf to get there.
Hey, this didn’t work out so bad after all!
What do?
>Surf to exit
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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>>3682275
>Behind you!
>>
>>3682275
>Turn around mofo
We've been through this song and dance before with Cheese, we can do it again with a legendary!
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3682275
>Look for PKMN
Still need to get a Seel. Maybe there's one behind that bird.
>>
>>3682275
>Look behind you
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3682275
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3682275
>Look for Pokemon
Man, who knows what we could get
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>>3682281
>>3682283
>>3682293
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>>3682275
>Turn around
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>>3682281
>>3682283
>>3682293
>actually rolling
You know, there's a limit to pretending to be retarded.
>>
>>3682275
>>Write in
That birb looks warm, see if it'll let you snuggle it's fluff.
>>
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I think this is the longest I've seen one of these kinds of quests go. Good on your for sticking with it RocketGrunt.
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>>3682275
>turn around
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>>3682307
This works too. Let's do this instead.
>>
>>3682275
>Look behind you
>>
>>3682275
>Look behind you
>>
>>3682310
There’s probably just something wrong w/ my brain

>Turn Around
HOLY FUCK IT’S LEGENDARY POKEMON ARTICUNO FUK

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Also, I just noticed. We should archive vol. 6
>>
>>3682330
>Noodle, Thunderwave
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Noodle, Thunderwave
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Noodle, Thunderwave
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Noodle: Thuderwave
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682330
Noodle+Thunder Wave
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682335
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Noodle - Thunderwave
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Noodle, Thunder Wave
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682330
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Noodle, Thunderwave
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Throw Rock for 4x damage
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>>3682338
>>3682340
>>3682346
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>>3682338
>>3682340
aw damnit
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>>3682338
>>
>3 1s (ones)
GODDAMNIT
>>
>>3682338
>>3682340
>>3682346
Ha ha ha fuck......
>>
>>3682349
INB4 Noodle is Frozen Solid
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>>3682354
Noodle's fucking dead m8
>>
>>3682338
>>3682340
>>3682346

>Noodle Thunderwave
Too slow, joe! Articuno blasts Noodle with a massive Ice beam!
Noodle is FUCKED! They go down!
Not a great start...
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3682362
>Assert dominance
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682362
Berni+Firestorm
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682362
>Dream, Thunderbolt
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682362
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Bernie, Flamethrower
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>>3682366
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3682362
>Bernie, Flamethrower
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>>3682366
Oof, welp. I'm out. You should thank me for taking out the bad rolls early.
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>>3682366
Buddy, I think you need to stop for tonight.
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>>3682362
>Bernie+Flamethrower
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682362
>Dream, Thunderbolt
not again
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>>3682366
So it's going to be one of those threads huh?
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682378
>>
>>3682381
these fucking rolls i swear
>>
>>3682310
Ironic
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682362
>Dream, Thunderbolt
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682362
>Bernie, Flamethrower
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>>3682365
>>3682367
>>3682371
>Bernie, Fire attack
Those rolls add up to NOT QUITE FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH.
Articuno gets the jump with another Ice beam!
It’s not super effective but it looks like it hurts a lot!
Bernie probably can’t take many of those...

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682397
Kitty+use an attack
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3682397
>Bernie, Arbok Whip
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3682397
>Hyper Potion+Flamethrower
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682409
Shit, wrong dice.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3682397
>Bernie Indy Whips with Arbok

>>3682405
FUCKING
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682397
>Bernie, Arbok Whip
please a ten for fucks sake
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3682397
>Hyper Potion+Flamethrower
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>>3682397
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Bernie, Fire Spin! Trap it!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3682419
Whoops, forgot my dice
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>>3682408
>>3682413
>>3682414
>>3682416
>>3682418
>>3682416
>>3682418
Ehhhh that’s enough for a successful attack.
Bernie bitch slaps the Articuno with his dead arbok! The Articuno takes a solid hit, but lashes back with another Ice beam!
Bernie is on his last legs...!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3682435
>>Hyper Potion+Flamethrower
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682435
>Bernie garrotes Articuno
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3682435
>Flamethrower
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3682435
>>3682437
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3682435
>Bernie, flamethrower
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>>3682450
This dog
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>>3682450
>Critical hit!
>ARTICUNO fainted!
>everyone's fw
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>>3682450
>Bernie, Flamethrower
Critical hit! It’s super effective! Gaw damn!
The Articuno gets blasted, and flounders around in the air for a bit!
... Now might be the them...

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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>>3682464
Don't jinx it.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682477
>Throw Ultra Ball
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3682464
>>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3682477
>THROW LIKE YOU'VE NEVER THROWN BEFORE
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682477
>throw Ultra Ball
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3682477
>>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
GO!
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>>3682483
>that wording
Oh no...
>>
Alright lads no more rolling. For the love of god before the NAT 1 spoils it
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>>3682492
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>>3682481
>>3682482
>>3682483
>>3682485

You throw an Ultra Ball...
It’s wobbling like crazy! Wobble wobble.
It won’t stop wobbling what the fuuuuck

What do?

>Pray
>Hold Down B
>Shit Pants
>Write in
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3682499
>Pray to RNGsus
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>>3682499
>>Hold Down B
This always works

Also >checked
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3682499
>grab the pokeball
>use god hand
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3682499
>Jump on top of the ball
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>>3682499
>write in
>ALTERNATE MASH A AND B! ALTERNATE MASH A AND B!!!!!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3682499
>Hold it closed with GOD HAND
>>
>>3682499
>Grab the fucker and hold it closed
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>>3682499
>Hold Down B
>>
>Hold Ball Closed
You do that.. and...

...

You Caught Articuno! Ho lee shit!
Articuno is transferred to Box 1 in the PC!
Roll 1D100 to name it!

What do now?
>Blow this pop stand
>Write in
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3682435
Freeza
>>
>>3682523
>>Write in
Go to the powerplant.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3682523
>>Blow this pop stand
>Mordecai
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>>3682523
>>Blow this pop stand, go to the poke center and change out bandages
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3682523
Skadi
>Blow this pop stand
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3682523
>>Blow this pop stand

Birb
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3682523
trollman69
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3682523
Cooler
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>>3682526
>>3682537
nice.
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>>3682533
are u shittin me
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3682523
>Blow this pop stand
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3682523
cavian
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>>3682533 (checked)
My god...
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3682523
>Blow this pop stand
Big Bird
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>>3682533
Good on ya
>>3682523
Blow this pop stand
>>
>Blow this pop stand
You surf on out of there, and get to the exit. It’s really nice to breath fresh air again!
Time to start on your way to Cinnabar...
Wait a second.

>Look behind you
>Remain blissfully unaware of shadowy figure behind you
>>
>>3682554
>Turn around and immediately kick the figure in the crotchal region (or closest approximation)
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>>3682554
>Turn around and immediately kick the figure in the crotchal region (or closest approximation)
>>
>>3682554
>>3682558
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>>3682554
>>Look behind you
>>
>>3682554
>Stay blissfully unaware.
It's probably nothing
>let's start flying and go see Joyous and uhhh [heavy breathing] mom
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>>3682554
>Turn around and immediately kick the figure in the crotchal region (or closest approximation)
Our deadliest move
>>
>>3682554
>>Look behind you
>>
>>3682554
>>Remain blissfully unaware of shadowy figure behind you
>>
>>3682554
>>Turn around and immediately kick the figure in the crotchal region (or closest approximation)
>>
>Remain Blissfully Unaware
KONK.
You are now the [SHADOWY FIGURE]. You’ve travelled halfway across Kanto to brain this fucker with a rock.
(1/3)
>>
Wait there was way more votes to look behind us
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>>3682578
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>>3682585
... u were 2 slow
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(3/3)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Js-XbNj6Tk

There we go. That’s better. Time to finish this. It’s been a long time coming.

What do?

>Take it back
>Take it ALL back.
>>
>>3682599
>Take it back
>Take it ALL back.
>>
>>3682590
There were only 2 votes to remain blissfully unaware, though. By the first vote for Blissfully Unaware, there were 3 votes for kicking him in the dick and 1 for looking behind us, so 4 for looking behind us really.
>>
>>3682599
>>Take it ALL back.
>>
>>3682599
>Take most of it back
He can keep the lube and hot sauce.
>>
>>3682599
>>Take it back
>>Take it ALL back.
>>
>>3682599
What has OG Red even been doing since we took over?
>Take it back
>Take it ALL back.
>>
>>3682599
Take it ALL back
>>3682602
I think he means we were too slow in turning around.
>>
Wait, where's Joyous in all this?
>>
>>3682610
yep
>>3682614
Connection interrupted

>Take it ALL BACK
You begin to take it ALL back.

TO BE CONTINUED...!!!

—-
That’s all for tonight. Will be back tomorrow for the thrilling conclusion (probably) of the Goo Red / deR conflict. Later!
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>>3682620
the only happy ending I can see is if we merge the two reds
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>>3682637
Best Ending is Mom Ending
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>>3682712
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>>3682620
Oh, non goo us is back
>>
We must merge the two Reds.
We will become... Redder.
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>>3682775
We will become... Reddit. Wait no-
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>>3682781
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>>3682781
Why?
I had a cool name and everything for it and you just...
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>>3682712
agreed
>>
>Wake
You groggily open your eyes. Your head feels lie it’s splitting. That guy must have smacked you pretty good with that there rock.

The first thing you notice is that doppelgänger fuck trying to put on YOUR pants. The next thing you notice is that you’re basically naked, and on top of the Seafoam Island caverns.

What do?
>Attack Clone (Roll 1D10)
>Talk to it (Write in)
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3684357
>>Attack him with our massive snake! (Noodle's)
>>
>>3684357
>>Talk to it "Who the hell are you!"
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>>3684362
>Attack
You try to get the jump on him, but he whips around and cracks you in the jaw!
Or do you crack him in the jaw?
No, you’re pretty sure your own jaw really hurts right now.

>Talk it out
You ask him who the hell he is.
“Who am I? Who the fuck are you!? You took everything from me! Replaced me! I’ve wandered around Kanto in a daze while you were living the high life. MY LIFE!”

Trippy. You’re pretty sure that YOU’RE the original, but who knows in these situations.

What do?

>Try talking again (Write in)
>Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3684388
>Try talking again (Write in)
>Wait. If you are me, tell us this: would you our own mom?
>>
>>3684388
>>Try talking again "I'm not a clone, You're the clone!"
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3684388
>Too confusing. Tackle him.
>>
>>3684396
Support
>>
>>3684396
>Would you mom
“What the hell kind of a question is that? I mean, I know she’s got a booty that won’t quit. She walks around the house half dressed and wonders why I need so much time in the bathroom! But I haven’t been grinding out [OEDIPUS] Levels like YOU, sicko! Now come over here and let me toss you off this rock and end this.”

He’s coming right for you!
What do?
>Attack (Roll 1D10)
>Use GODHAND
>Write in
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>>3684437
>Okay, fine, maybe i got a little to carried away... but can you do this?
>GOD RAVE! (Keep switching the colors of GODHAND while dancing. You know. Like a rave.)
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3684437
>Rip bandages off of other reds face
[we have to know who the real red is!]
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3684437
jump on top of his head
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3684437
>Red (us), Kip Up!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3684442
Support.
>>
>>3684442
>>3684447
>Rip his bandages off
You do that, he doesn’t stop you.
“Now why’d you have to go and do a thing like that, Red?”
He grabs you! He’s unearthly strong and starts dragging you towards the edge of the cliff!

What do?

>Write in
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>>3684455
>Try to talk to Ditto Red that we can work something out between the two of us.
>>
>>3684455 (double checked)
That's fucking goo, innit?
>>
>>3684455
>Vengence hand his face in... More.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3684455
>[GODHAND]
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>>3684460
Supporting.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3684455
Use God hand on this fool
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3684455
scream as loud as humanly possible
>>
>>3684461
>>3684463
Stop using the incorrect version, you idiots!
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3684455
>Godhand
>>
>>3684467
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>3684455
>BERNIE! HELP ME!
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>>3684465
They are all the same shit dumbass.
>>
>>3684460
>>3684461
>>3684463

He drags you up the cliff face, and hoists you up. A searing violet power glows from his hands.

“I’m sorry Red, really I am. But you gave me just a taste of the good life. I just can’t control my [GLUTTONY]. Goodbye.”

(1/2)
>>
>>3684472
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>3684472
>Vengeance
You channel the power of vengeance, Oberon’s [WRATH]. The clone’s head pops like a grape.

But there’s a problem.
He’s still holding you out over the jagged rocks and ocean...
ruh roh.

What do?

>Fall
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3684479
>catch cliff edge
>>
>>3684479
>Fall
BERNIE TASUKETEEEEE
>>
>>3684479
>BERNIE! HELP!
Also, i took to long to realize the Hands are based on the sins.
>>
>>3684479
>fall with him
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3684479
>Use his body to break your fall
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3684483
>catch cliff edge
>>
>>3684479
>Out GLUTTONY Der by eating him
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3684479
>Grab onto the Ditto Red Leg
>>
wait so our godhand powers are the seven sins? I guess it fits. I wonder if it was planned from the start.
>>
>Fall

You both topple off of the rock and into the choppy water below.

What do?
>Attempt to swim (Roll 1D10)
This is a tough roll, will average first 3 responses unless one crits
>Write in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3684513
>Attempt to swim (Roll 1D10)
>>
>>3684513
Use Fishstick to carry us.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3684513
>NEPTUNE I SUMMON THEE
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3684513
>>Attempt to swim (Roll 1D10)
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>>3684520
Good shit
>>
>>3684520
You're the MVP
>>
>>3684520
YOU ARE ALL WELCOME
VICTORY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKny_ia8Fvo
>>
>>3684520
Noice.
>inb4 a Lapras picks us up
>>
>>3684520
The hero we needed.
>>
>Swim
You start flailing your arms and legs frantically and...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0dnl6NoEVdo

You do it! You’re swimming! Or at least some approximation of swimming. You’re staying above the water and that’s all that really matters right now.

You see the clones fucked up body sink beneath the waves, and feel the power of [GLUTTONY] join your spectrum.

You’re feeling like a million bucks. Look at you swimmin away. You feel good enough to swim to Cinnabar!

What do?
>Swim to Cinnabar
>Swim back to Seafoam
>Write in
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>>3684520
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>>3684532
>>3684527
>>3684524
>>3684523
Imagine if that had been the fourth roll
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>>3684535
>Swim back to Seafoam
We kinda left all of our shit back there
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>>3684535
>>3684539
Right.
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>>3684535
>Swim back to Seafoam
>>
>>3684535
>>Swim back to Seafoam
we need to pick up our stuff
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>>3684535
>back to seafoam
>>
>Back to Seafoam
You swim on back with no further incident.
When you climb up on shore, you dispose of your soaked bandages. Your cuts are doing better anyway.

You find your bag and your CUM hat (It’s a bit scuffed up, though.)
Looks like the rest of your clothes blew off into the ocean somewhere.
Fuck.

What do?

>Surf to Route 20
>Write in
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>>3684555
We need to go back to Joyous or try to check if our connection is good again.
>>
>>3684555
Try to use [GLUTONY].
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>>3684555
Fly. Fly on that *warm* dragon we got to go see Joyous.
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>>3684555
>Surf to Route 20 using Noodle
Skin to Skin contact will be good for bonding with our girl
>>
>>3684555
>Surf to Route 20
man if we collected all the seven deadly sinsall the hand powers we might become devil man stronger than arceus to beat missingno
>>
>>3684555
>>Surf to Route 20
>>
>>3684563
Oh no.
>>
>>3684566
oh yeah
>>
>>3684555
>Surf to Route 20
>>
>>3684472
Huh. Gluttony? Not Envy? Okay I guess.
>>
>>3684580
I have an odd feeling that Blue might have Envy but that just me.
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>>3684580
>inb4 Gary is Envy
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>>3684585
I figured we could get envy from NEETJoy.
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>>3684589
That is very possible as well, I can't wait to see who will be the user of Greed.
>>
>>3684588
I blame rewatching the Ashnime for this slip.

>>3684589
How?
>>
>>3684591
Your moms pussy
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>>3684580
Gluttony can often lead to a felling similar to greed. Or simply, purple is glutonny color and so is ditto.
>>3684588
If so, who wil be Greed (Giovanni? Is he still a thing?) and who is Sloth?
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>Rt 20, Skinship

You enjoy a nice ride on Noodle. She’s a smooth swimmer and her skin is so soft and...
Wait.
You gain 1 [FURRY] level. FUCK.
Never again.

Route 20 is covered in small sandbars, with several trainers enjoying the surf.
Cinnabar is right across the way!

What do?
>Seek trainer Battle
>Surf to Cinnabar
>Write in
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>>3684596
Fuck that, we got half of our team wiped. Go to Cinnabar and cover our Furry ass.
>>
>>3684596
>Surf to Cinnabar
>>
>>3684596
>Surf to Cinnabar
CLOTHES AHOY
>>
>>3684596
You can't trick us He-Who-Cannot-Be-Numbered. Let's
>go see Joyous
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>>3684596
>>Surf to Cinnabar
MissingNo pls don't
Maybe we should Fly to the coast, just in case.
>>
>>3684596
>Surf to Cinnabar continue to enjoy the surfer and the rhythmic nature
Shouldn't that be [pokephile]
>>
Ok second thought, we should have Bernie carry is the rest of the way.
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>>3684596
>Surf to Cinnabar
Shouldn't it be scaly
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>>3684596
>Swim the rest of the way
Not falling for that one
>>
>Surf TO Cinnabar
You Surf TO Cinnabar, making sure not to

S̶U̸R̵F̶ ̶C̴I̶N̵N̵A̸B̶A̸R̶

Not just yet, at least.
And hey, you’re not too out of place dressed this way on the beach.
There’s plenty of stuff to do on the island, but you notice a figure waving to you from the distance.

What do?

>Poke Center
>Greet person
>Write in
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>>3684619
>Greet person
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>>3684619
>>Greet person
Oh shit, could it be?
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>>3684619
>Greet person
>>
>>3684619
>>Greet person
Looks like Misty
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>>3684619
>Greet person
>>
>>3684619
To be fair, we didnt GO to Cinnabar, we surfed to it.
Also go Greet our Bro.
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>>3684619
>wave back, but go to poke center
>>
>Greet Person
Oh hey, It’s Misty!
She’s wearing a new swimsuit.
“Hey Red! Did you come to catch the waves in Cinnabar, too?”

What do?

>Pop a Bro-ner
>Talk (Write in)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3684645
>Try not to Pop a Bro-ner
>"Gym Leaders have days off?"
>>
>>3684645
>Talk
>And to get a badge too. Have you seen my cool AF Gyarados?
>>
>>3684645
>>Pop a Bro-ner
>>Talk (Write in)
Just surfed in from Seafoam, actually. Caught some good shit.
>>
>>3684653
>Caught some good shit.
Can we not talk about how we caught Articuno?
>>
>>3684645
>>Pop a Bro-ner
>>
>>3684660
No. We have to show off birb to our bros.
>>
>>3684645
>Do not pop a Bro-ner
>Give her a bro-bump instead.
>>
>>3684663
Look, I know that we disbanded Rocket but that doesn't mean we can wave Legendary Birds around in public spaces.
>>
Speaking if, we need to tell Bob to stop the project.
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>>3684669
Sure we can. Nobody's ever actually seen one before.
>>
>Show off Gyarados
You decide to let her get a look at your water worm.
“Oh my Gosh! It’s incredible Red! I can’t believe how HUGE it is...”

That tears it, you pop a raging BRO-NER.
You gain one point in [BROMOSEXUALITY]. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

What do?
>I need some alone time (Poke Center)
>Hide Bro-ner in the sand
>Write in
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>>3684679
>I need some alone time (Poke Center)
we going to get clothes bye bye
>>
>>3684673
There's ancient shit in the Museum that describes the Elemental Birbs, iirc, and we're probably in the one City that would have people that would recognize them.
>>
>>3684679
>Great, can you take care of him a little i need to take care of the lesser serpent which i mean my Dratini kay good tnks bye.
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>>3684679
>>Hide Bro-ner in the sand
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>>3684684
That's some dangerous wording there, anon...
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>>3684683
There are pictures and information about pokemon everywhere, but Red still thought a pikachu was a weird rattata.
It's not like we can hide it in the box forever, so who gives a fuck if we show it to Misty.
>>
Holy fuck I just caught up
We were the original the whole time?
What the hell is Gluttony for?
Why the fuck didn’t we fuse with deR?
>>
>>3684694
Fuck man i didnt meant it. Why did we degenerated Snek Barney like this. Maybe Not!Red should had lived...
>>
>>3684701
Man, our [Furry] level is going to skyrocket, isn't it?
>>
>>3684696
Why would we fuse with a Ditto?
>>
>>3684696
I assume Gluttony allow you to consume things. Maybe thats how we beat Missigno? By eating him?
>>3684705
So we can shapeshift our dick, of course.
>>
>>3684701
>Why did we degenerated Snek Barney like this. Maybe Not!Red should had lived...
Noodle seemed to do that on its own, check the Friendship post again.
>>
>>3684709
Shit. I didn't think of that.
>>
>Bone out
You tell Misty that something came up, and hightail it to the pokemon center.
Phew, that was close. You feel like you were almost gonna bro your load.

Anyway.
What do?

>Flirt with Joy
>Check PC
>Write in
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>>3684714
>Flirt with Joy
Actually, speaking of, how's our psychic hanger-on? Interference gone yet?
>>
>>3684714
>>Check PC
>>
>>3684714
>Write in
>GET CLOTHES AND NEW HAT
WE HAVE VISIBLE ERECTION
>>
>>3684714
Ask for some clothes. Sure the poke center has some lost itens.
>>
>>3684714
>>Check PC
>>
>>3684714
>>Flirt with Joy
Guys, c'mon.
>>
>>3684714
>Flirt with Joy
>>
>>3684714
>>3684726
>>3684725
>Ask for clothes
>>
>>3684714
>>Ask for clothes while flirting with joy
>>
>Flirt for clothes
This Joy doesn’t seem to share the humor in you asking for some clothing at full mast.

“Red, this is Christian Joy and you’re running around with a sinful little thing there. Just hurry up and cover up.”

She provides you with some free clothes. Nice!
She heals your Pokemon, but she keeps the stink-eye on you the whole time.
Sinner.

What do now?

>Check PC
>Go outside and check out Cinnibar
>Write in
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>>3684714
>Flirt with Joy
So we getting Surfer Joy or Mad Scientist Joy?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3684741
>>Write in
>corrupt the faithful joy
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>>3684741
>>Go outside and check out Cinnibar
She doesn't know what she's missing.
>>
>>3684741
Wait can deR regenerate? Is this like The Thing, or is deR dead?
>>
>>3684741
>>Go outside and check out Cinnibar
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>>3684741
>jesus is canon
Neat. I wonder if he was a Pokemon.
>Go outside and check out Cinnibar
>>
>>3684741
>Go outside and check out Cinnibar
>>
>>3684741
>Check PC
>Call Mom
Let her know we got over our fear of being a clone.

By brutally murdering our clone.
>>
>>3684750
Better question, what kind of pokemon was he.
>>3684741
> ask Christian joy about her faith. and if god is a pokemon
>>
>Check out Cinnabar
You step outside and try to remember how to spell it correctly.
Besides the gorgeous ocean, there’s only a few things of note on this little island. The poke center and mart, of course. Theres a Gym, a pokemon laboratory and a spooky old mansion.

Where go?

>Gym
>Lab
>Mart
>Mansion
>Write in
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>>3684761
>>Lab
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>>3684761
>>Lab
Don't we have some sort of Fossil like thing?
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>>3684761
>Lab

We have so many goddamn questions
>>
>>3684761
>>Lab
>>
>>3684761
>Lab
We should probably go back to the center to switch Kitty out after this.
>>
>>3684761
>Lab
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>>3684761
Misty. Lets finish our bro-out.
>>3684766
Yes, i dont remember if we got GOD, the other thing, or both. Cause crime.
>>
>Lab
You head over to the lab, expecting to see some cool equipment or something. Instead it’s just a bunch of nerds in an office milling about.
What a let down.

There is a room the back labeled ‘TESTING - KEEP OUT.’

What do?

>Talk to a nerd
>Enter testing Room
>leave
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>>3684792
>>Enter testing Room
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>>3684771
>We should probably go back to the center to switch Kitty out after this.
Should we? I hate to admit it but he IS kinda awesome.
>>3684792
>>Talk to a nerd
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>>3684792
>>Talk to a nerd
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>>3684792
>Enter testing room
Good thing our name's Red and not TESTING
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>>3684792
>Talk to a nerd
I got a fossil.
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>Talk to Nerd
You tell him you have a fossil. He gets really excited! You hand over the [DOME FOSSIL].

“Oh wow, this is a really great specimen! If we handle things right we can turn this into a revived Kabuto for y-“ KRAK!!! The fossil splits in half in his hands.
“oops.”

What do?
>Scream
>Demand Refund
>Write in
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>>3684818
>Write in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWT95l7thw
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>>3684818
He doesn't even look sorry.
>Enter testing Room
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>>3684826
Support this with the most MUDA we can do to this damn nerd.
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>>3684818
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3684818
>Hit him with gluttony hand.
Let's see what it does. He deserves whatever fate fails upon him.
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>>3684818
>>Demand Refund
Better than the Pokémon anyways, since we weren't going to use it.
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>>3684818
>>3684836
this
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>>3684818
>Demand Refund
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>>3684833
7 posts of MUDA MUDA MUDA!
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>>3684818
>Enter testing Room
We're just gonna go pick out a replacement real quick, hang tight
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>>3684850
Yeah, let's do this.
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>Muda with Gluttony
You give him one hefty slap with Gluttony.
He looks at you funny for a moment, then gulps down the remaining pieces of the [DOME FOSSIL].
“Oh. That was weird. I’m sorry, we could have extracted some DNA from those but now... hm.”
Somehow you feel like you DUN GOOFED.

What do?
>reee
>try to make him vom (Write in method)
>Write in
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>>3684854
Dumbasses.
>Testing Area
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3684854
>>try to make him vom (Write in method)
How else? KICK IN THE NUTS
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>>3684854
>>WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
SHOVE REVENGE DOWN HIS TROATH AND TAKE THEM BACK!
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>>3684854
>try to make him vom
kick to the balls should do it desu, he's just a nerd
>>
>>3684854
>Slap him again and again with gluttony. We're making this nerd overeat to death or until he vomits. Whichever is fine.
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>>3684854
>Throw the douche into the testing room
We're moving from Jojo to The Fly
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3684854
>>try to make him vom (Write in method)
Gut Punch this bitch
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>>3684871
Nice! Let's see if it was in time.
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>>3684871
oh shit
>>
>Attack nerd
He bursts out of his lab coat, rippled muscles glistening under the fluorescent lights.

“You think I wouldn’t use the power of [SCIENCE] to get jacked out of my gourd? Let’s tangle, kid.”

This dude looks like he’s about to twist you into a pretzel shaped Pokemon trainer.

What do?

>Fight (Roll 1D10)
>Run
>Write in
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3684875
>[Wrath his Gut]
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3684875
>Fight (Roll 1D10)
>use vengence
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>>3684871
>>3684875
my roll good man
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>>3684881
Well, at least he won't die this time.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3684875
>Tangle with him. We lead.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3684881
Wrath fist
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3684875
>Red, Nut Breaker
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>>3684888
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>>3684888
Really nigga? We rolled well enough already.
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Anybody who's lurking should roll right now.
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>>3684871
>>3684888
Your roll ends up perfectly average. Which is just perfect for the Nerd, because it’s not enough.
He looks angrier, somehow. He’s about to rip you in half.

Roll a saving throw (1D10)
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3684875
>punch in the throat
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3684898
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3684898
WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3684898
You being this much of an ass is the reason Stacy left you for Chad.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3684898
>>
>>3684904
Oh yeah, 3D emotional blows: a nerd's weakness.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3684898
fuck me
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3684898
Don't worry guys, I got this
>>
A nerd may be immune behind a screen, but irl...
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>>3684901
>>3684902
>>3684903
>>3684904
>Call the nerd out on his bullshit
You tell the nerd that his anger issues are the cause of his social failures. It hits close to home!

“*SOB* I KNOW. I Just can’t HELP it sometimes! Hrrrrrk! I’m Sorry. Here, just take this Kabuto and get out of here, OK?”

What do?
>Accept terms
>Provoke Further
>Write in
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>>3684915
>Accept terms
Say if he really sorry, he must be a better version of himself. Not meatier.
>>
>>3684915
>Provoke further
>I don't want a Kabuto, I wanted the fossil, fossilise it from me
>>
>>3684915
>Accept terms
Try going natty from here on out and I promise that you're gonna make it, brah.
>Ask if we can check out that Testing Area before we go
>>
>>3684915
>>Accept terms
>>
>>3684915
>Accept terms
yee
>>3684922
this one too
>>
>>3684915
>accept terms.
>>
>>3684915
>>Accept terms
>Enter test room
>>
>>3684922
>and I'm sure that your gonna make it
Best not promise them what they need to themselves.
>>
>Accept Terms, Ask to see Testing Room
“Uh, sure. Just don’t touch anything. I need to go cry this one out in the bathroom.’

You check out the Testing Room. Welp, there’s the machine they use to turn Fossils into Pokemon. You thought it would be more complicated.

There are two pokeballs here, one labeled Omanyte and one labeled Aerodactyl.
They don’t belong to you.

What do?

>They belong to you
>Just take one
>Leave respectfully
>Write in
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>>3684934
>Leave respectfully
Dang, I was hoping for Mewtwo.
>>
>>3684934
>Leave respectfully
>>
>>3684934
> examine the one on the pedestal
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>>3684934
>Leave respectfully
soo we goin to the gym?
>>
>>3684934
Swap Omanyte with Kabuto.
Praise it.
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>>3684934
>Put stuff in the machine
SCIENCE
>>
>>3684934
>leave respectfully
We have some character growth and morals now.
>congratulate yourself by pocketing aerodactyl
>and omanyte
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>>3684934
>>Leave respectfully
We just got our [Thirst for Crime] under control, dammit.
>>
>>3684934
Oh cool
>Leave respectfully
>>
>Leave Respectfully
You decide to be a good boy. Great job!
Mom would be proud.

Looks like there’s still the Gym, The Mansion and the Poke Mart to check out around here.

What do?

>Gym
>Mansion
>Mart
>Write in
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>>3684955
>Gym
>>
>>3684955
>Mansion
>>
>>3684955
>>Mansion
Let's go visit Mewtwo's mom.
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>>3684955
>Gym
Gee, I sure hope there's no gimmicks here to stop us.
>>
>>3684955
>>Mart
we need new threads
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>>3684955
WAIT! We got one [DEVELOPER SKULL]. Could we try to use it on the machine?
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>>3684967
We left the skull with the Numbers Man
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>>3684967
Yes
>>
>>3684967
Nah, we put that into the dude missingno killed to see if it would fix him. it didn't
>>
>>3684967
Holy fuck wait yes
>>
>>3684967
But we don't. Let's go to the spooky Mansion first.
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>>3684967
Shit, if we still have it then I back SCIENCE!
>>
>anons don't check inventory before asking to use items
We don't HAVE the Developer Skull.
>>
>Dev Skull
yeah you left in in the bloody mess of the numbers guy. RIP stranger.

>Mansion
You check out the local Mansion. Looks like a burnt out husk, but local legend says some deranged scientists did some messed up stuff in there. Like vaccinating kids or something.
Worth checking out! You might want to watch out for burglars and pokemon, however.

What do?

>Look for PKMN (Roll1D100)
>Seek trainer Battle
>Head upstairs
>Write in
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3684989
>Look for PKMN (Roll1D100)
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>>3684993
aw yiss
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3684989
>>Look for PKMN (Roll1D100)
>>
>>3684989
>proceed upstairs
Careful. This place carries the screams of the autistic. Tortured souls doomed forever, tormenting the place that gave them the 'tism.
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>>3684993
>Look for PKMN

It’s a Grimer! neato.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw GreatBall (Roll1 D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3685008
>FishStick, Surf
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3685008
>Dream, earthquake
Maybe this is unsafe to do here... Nah, we'll be fine.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3685008
Aw, I was hoping for a Vulpix but I remember this is the Red version.

>Noodle+Thunder Wave
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3685008
Red+Flex
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>>3685015
Oh, thank goodness. We need one more roll now.
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>>3685014
It’s honestly a bit of both. on 1F here though for whatever reason Grimer is at that rarity level.

>>3685010
>Surf
Ok then, FishStick flood the first floor of the mansion and knocks the Grimer on it’s ass.

What do?
>finish it
>Throw Greatball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3685023
>Throw Greatball (Roll 1D10)
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3685023
>>Throw Greatball (Roll 1D10)
>>
>>3685028
>>3685029
>Throw Greatball
Good enough! You caught Grimer!
Roll 1D100 to name him!

What do next?

>look for more PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Head upstairs
>Write in
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>>3685046

Also Last post of the night.
See ya tomorrow, most likely!
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>>3685046
>Loot the Mansion
It's not stealing if no one lives here.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3685046
UrWaifu
>trainer
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3685046
CrUMMY
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3685046
>Seek Trainer Battle
We could use some mo' money.

Oji-san
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3685046
Buddy
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3685046
Ditto.
>>3685048
Night QM.
>>
>>3685046
>Seek Trainer Battle
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3685046
SOMNIUS
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3685046
mistake
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3685046
Wiggles
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3685046
>Garbo
>Head upstairs
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3685046
yurves
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3685046
Stinky
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3685046
name him "Literally the /QTG/"
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3685046
>Seek Trainer Battle
Soup
>>
>13 unique ip's rolled
>only 1 got above 50
im glad that this is only about naming our grimer cause holy shit this rolls are bad
>>
>>3685138
idk why our rolls recently were so fucking bad, like holy shit how many consecutive first roll 1s have we got in this thread
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3685046
4chan
>>
>>3685058
>>3685171
Uhhhh...
>>
>>3685171
>>3685058
Well well well, seems we have ourselves a old Mexican stand off
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3685046
GLOOPY!

In all caps with the exclamation point included.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3685046
Best Red
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3685537
Supporting
>>
>>3685547
I hate you so much
>>
>>3685547
>all of these people have bad fucking luck
>these one fucking 1 post got a 90
i do not like this timeline
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3685046
>Seek Trainer Battle
Facehugger
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>>3685547
Guess his name is Supporting now.
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3685046
YUMMY CrUMMY
>>
>>3685707
Fuck.
>>
>Loot Building
You look around for stuff to take, but this place is pretty burnt out.
You do find a pretty neat looking hunk of asbestos that you stick in your pocket. Neat.

What do?

>Head Upstairs
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Write in
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>>3687446
>>Head Upstairs
>>
>>3687446
>>Head Upstairs
>>
>>3687446
>Throw Asbestos away
>Head Upstairs
>>
>>3687446

>Head Upstairs
>>
>Head upstairs

Oh, there’s not much up here. Just one of those shitty looking statues and a huge electronic gate. There’s no obvious way to open it.

What do?

>Double check electronic gate
>Inspect Statue
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3687493
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
>>3687493
>Double check electronic gate
>>
>>3687493
>Inspect Statue
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3687493
>>Look for PKMN
>>
>>3687493
>Inspect Statue
>>
>>3687493
>>Inspect Statue
>>
>>3687495
>>3687505
...Do we get a bonus for this?
>>
>>3687517
Well we didn't get majority so probably nothing. Really wanted that Vulpix but w/e.
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3687493
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
>Inspect Statue
Just a regular ass statue.
Nothing to see here.
I mean, sure there’s a glowing red toe but, that’s really all.

What do?

>Press secret toe-switch
>Attempt to push statue over
>Write in
>>
>>3687527
>>Press secret toe-switch
>>
>>3687527
>>Press secret toe-switch
>>
>>3687527
>Press secret toe-switch
>>
>>3687527
>>Press secret toe-switch
>>
>Toe Switch
You flip the switch, and the door slams open!
That was dangerously fast, somebody should come look at this thing.

Behind the door is the rest of the 2nd floor, including some stairs up and Vulpix that you just scared the shit out of.

What do?
>Head upstairs
>Catch Vulpix
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3687552
>>Catch Vulpix
Red used Tackle
>>
>>3687552
>>Catch Vulpix
>>
>>3687552
>Catch Vulpix
>>
>>3687552
>>Catch Vulpix
>>
>>3687552
>>Catch vulpix
>>
>>3687552
>Catch Vulpix
>>
>>3687554
dont roll yet
>>
>Catch Vulpix
Hey, that was a freebie! It must have been stunned by the door opening. It did cost you 1 ultraball, because that’s all you had on you.

Roll 1D100 to name Vulpix!

What do now?

>Head to 3F
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Write in
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3687595
>Fluffy
>Seek Trainer Battle
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3687595
vullie
>>
>>3687602
On second thought, no.
>>
>>3687602
That name is cursed as fuck
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3687595
Sexy
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>>3687610
Fucking dammit, we were doing so well for six threads.
>>
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>>3687610
Really...
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3687610
No

>>3687595
>Fluffy
>>
>>3687610
>FURRY is leveled up by one
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3687595
Sorbet

>>3687610
anon pls
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3687595
Firefox
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3687595
Red
>>
you know what if we turned into a pokephile then fuck it we are going to get all of the seven deadly sins later down the line and become the devil or some shit just so we could beat numberless
and being a degenerate is a part of being the devil
>>
>>3687627
i mean we're already degenerate with the joys and the female gym leaders and the mom
>>
>>3687627
Y'know, now that you mention it, it IS kinda suspicious that our "god"hand's powers are all based on the seven deadly sins...

What if Blue ends up getting the actual Godhand with virtue-based powers?
>>
>>3687610
Sexy it is. You gain 1 [FURRY] Level. You are now just a little [FUR-CURIOUS].

>Head to 3F

You climb more stairs, and find the third floor. Looks like there is another switch statue, and a big old hole in the floor.

What do?

>Flip Switch
>Jump down Hold
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Write in
>>
>>3687630
that was right of the bat and our boy red is probably going to get deeper and its not stopping
>>
>>3687632
>Flip Switch
>>
>>3687632
ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A MEME!

Flip Switch
>>
>>3687632
>Flip Switch
>>
>>3687637
>I was just pretending
We're gonna fuck Noodle at this rate because of you.
>>
>>3687632
>Flip Switch
>>
>>3687637
Then why did you roll you furfaggot.
>>
>>3687645
I bet you would like that wouldn't you

>>3687650
For the lol's
>>
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>>3687632
>>Flip Switch
>>3687637
Holy fuck, what a moron.
>>
>Flip Switch
You do that. You hear a big commotion coming from downstairs. Grinding, clunking, slamming.
Oh well!

What do now?
>Down the hole
>Look for PKMN (Roll1 D100)
>Seek trainer Battle)
>Write in
>>
>>3687652
>For the lol's
burn in hell
>>
>>3687654
>Look before you leap idiot
>>
>>3687654
>>Down the hole

onward to adventure
>>
>>3687652
>implying
I'm not the one being retarded, dumb phonefurry.

>>3687654
>Down the hole
>>
>>3687654
>Look before you leap idiot
>>
>>3687654
>>Seek trainer Battle)
We need to make the moneeee-
>>
>>3687654
>Look before you leap idiot
>>
>>3687657
>>3687660
We should probably do this first, yeah.
>>
>>3687660
support
>>
>>3687654
>Look before you leap idiot
>>
>>3687654
>Look before you leap idiot
>>
>Look before you leap
You check down the hole, like a smart boy.
It’s not far down at all! You look down and see solid tile on the second floor. A careful little leap and you’ll be in an all new room. You congratulate yourself on your caution.

What do?
>Jump down carefully
>Jump down with reckless abandon
>Write in
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>>3687688
>>Jump down carefully
>>
>>3687688
>Jump down carefully
>>
>>3687688
>Jump down carefully
>>
>>3687688
>>Jump down with reckless abandon
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3687688
backflip into the hole
>>
>>3687708
I'm gonna kick you in the nuts
>>
>>3687688
>Jump down carefully
>>
>>3687688
>Jump down carefully
>>
>Jump down carefully
You take your time and carefully drop down to the second floor. Easy!

The floor beneath your feet gives way with a massive CRASH and you plummet several stories, breaking the floor with your body all the way down.

You land with a THUD on the hard concrete of the basement floor and hit your head on. something.
You black out!

What do?

>Perspective Shift
>>
>>3687726
>Perspective Shift
We going to see Venom Oberon?
>>
>>3687726
Fuck.
>>Perspective Shift
>>
>>3687726
>>Perspective Shift
>>
>>3687726
>>Perspective Shift
ha
>>
>Perspective Shift
Oh, it’s just Cinnabar beach. A nice sunny day, too.

>Wait, what’s that in the water?
>>
>>3687739
goddam plot hooks how many times do we try to get severely wounded till we get to a hospital?
>>
>>3687739
swim out to thing in the water
>>
>>3687739
>>3687745
>Wait, what’s that in the water?
>>
>>3687739
>Wait, what’s that in the water?
>>
>>3687739
The fucker is still living isn't he...
>>
>What’s in the water
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0NXBWUCIjLY

Oh, it’s you.

>Red, Wake up
>>
>>3687767
>>Red, Wake up

>He's still got the angry eyes
sensiblechuckle.gif
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3687767
>wake up screaming then vertical jump to a standing position and punch out the first pokemon you see
>>
>>3687767
>Red, Wake up
>>
>>3687767
>Red, Wake up
when i see that diddo dikko again i will use its slime as a fucking glue
>>
>>3687767
>>Red, Wake up
>>
>>3687767
>Red, Wake up
Man we're really falling a lot lately
>>
>>3687781
(It’s because I’m a hack fraud)

>Red, Wake up
You get up, your head hurts but that’s nothing new. In the basement you find an old man looking pretty depressed at a table.
Not exactly what you expected.

What do?

>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Talk to old man
>Write in
>>
>>3687799
>Talk to old man
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3687799
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
>>3687799
>Talk to old man
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3687799
>>Talk to old man have you heard the good news about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3687799
>talk to him
>rolling to resist urge to steal pokeball
>>
>>3687799
>Talk to old man
>>
>>3687809
we kicked that habit
>>
>Talk to old man
“Oh, hey kid. Don’t get many visitors down here. I’ll bet you’re wondering about what happened here.”
You are.
“Well, we were trying to clone the perfect pokemon. And not from a fossil either. We’d gotten a hold of a legendary pokemon and tried to copy and improve it’s DNA. And you know what? We did it! But... we didn’t truly comprehend what we were asking for.”

He takes a long drag of his cigarette. It looks like he’s barely holding back tears.

“It’s power was tremendous. It destroyed the mansion. Killed most of the team. Tore a fucking hole in the fabric of reality and nearly let that.. thing out. It’s only a matter of time now, anyway.”

He covers his face with his hands, shudders.

What do?

>Comfort Oyaji
>Yell at him
>Ask what’s in the pokeball
>Write in
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>>3687843
>Comfort
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>>3687843
>>Comfort Oyaji
>Ask what’s in the Pokeball
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>>3687843
>>Comfort Oyaji
>>
>>3687843
>Comfort Oyaji
>Ask what’s in the pokeball
>>
>>3687843
>>Comfort Oyaji
>>
>>3687843
>Comfort Oyaji with Pride Hand
>Ask what’s in the pokeball
>>
>Comfort
You tell the old man that there’s no way he could have known, and that you’ll take care of it with your [POWER].

“Oh my... you’ve gathered several of them already. This is a longshot but... you might just be able to do it. Here, I want you to take this... My [SIN].

You acquire the old man’s [SLOTH]!

>Ask what’s in the Pokeball
It’s my last and only friend, Ponyta.

What do?

>Leave Mansion
>Steal Ponyta
>Write in
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>>3687867
Just a touch, by the way.
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3687885
>Look for PKMN
Bet we could find a cooler ponyta.
>>
>>3687885
>ask about the [SIN]s
>>
>>3687885
>>Leave Mansion giving the old man these parting words "as long as you have a friend by your side you're never alone"
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>>3687891
Supporting.
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>>3687885
That leaves Greed and Envy...
>>3687891
>>
>>3687885
>Write in
>ask about the [SIN]s
we should explore this mansion since we missed MULTIPLE FLOORS
>>
>>3687892
>tfw alone
>>
>>3687891
Support
>>3687895
One would think we would have gotten Greed already with our character arc being about stealing shit or something.
>>
>>3687891
>>3687892
Supporting those ones.
>>
>>3687885
>If we take ponyta, will we be closer to greed?
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>>3687892
This would be nice too.
>>
>>3687911
we could have gotten greed by now of how many shit we stole
looks like that we have to get one now
>>
>Ask about [SINS]
“That thing, from the other side... it’s the closest thing this world has to divinity. It’s tapped into the fabric of our reality, and could wipe it all away in an instant, if it has it’s way. The only way to combat it is with our humanity. Our [SINS]. BUt each power needs to be concentrated, the strongest examples of sin in the world. For me, my [SLOTH] represents my failure, and the depression that ensued after the fact.”

He takes a deep breath.

“Even with all of the powers, I don’t know if it’s possible to stop him. He’s already got agents preparing his full entry. That’s all i know, I’m afraid.”

Better than nothing.
>"as long as you have a friend by your side you're never alone"
You tell him. He just takes another drag of his cigarette.

What do?
>Cinnabar Gym
>Poke Mart
>Write in
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So what was the blue [SIN] we got, again? I don't recall it being named.
>>
>>3687942
Pride.
>>
>>3687942
pride from stuart
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>>3687949
>>3687952
Right.

>>3687932
>>Cinnabar Gym
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>>3687932
>Cinnabar gym
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>>3687932
>>Cinnabar Gym

S̗͕̫͌̑̋O̖͐͛͂ͩ̆͆͋ͅO̘̘̯͖̺͚͎͐̇ͨN̨̺͍͚̥̩̭͇̉̋̐͑̃̌͡
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Wait, are there Virtues too?
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>>3687932
>Cinnabar Gym
>>
>Cinnabar Gym
Before you leave, the old man tosses you a key.
It opens the door the Cinnabar Gym!

You wonder how people are getting in here otherwise...

Yep, it’s a gym. Several trainers stand in the way of the leader, and as usual the weird dude is hanging around the front.

What do?

>Talk to Weird dude
>Challenge Trainer
>Write in
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>>3687984
>Talk to Weird dude
>>
>>3687984
>Talk to Weird dude
>>
>>3687984
>>Talk to Weird dude
>>
>>3687984
>Talk to Weird dude
>Check statue for hidden buttons
>>
>Check Statue
This one is just a normal, ugly statue.

>Talk to weird dude
“Oh, hey kid! Gosh I love Cinnabar. So many great photo opportunities!”

What ask?

>Ask about VS. Fire Types
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask about photo opportunities
>Write in
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>>3688018
>>Ask about Gym Leader
>>
>>3688018
>Ask about Gym Leader
We can assume what he means.
>>
>>3688018
>Ask about Gym Leader
>>
>>3688018
>Ask about photo opportunities
>>
>>3688018
>Ask about gym leader
>>
>Ask about Gym Leader
The Leader here is Blaine, a fire-type master and former scientist at the laboratory. He spends his days training his pokemon and peeping at girls on the beach. A man after my own heart.”

What do?

>Chat more (Write in)
>Ask to see photo
>Challenge Trainer
>Write in
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>>3688047
>>Ask to see photo
>>
>>3688047
>Ask to see photo
>>
>>3688047
>Ask to see photos
>>
>Ask to see photo
“I told her I’d pay her for it, but I just snapped it and ran away. haha!”

What do?
>Ask for copy
>Demand Payment for bro
>Challenge Trainer
>Write in
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>>3688063
Beat this fucker up
>>
>>3688063
>>Demand Payment for bro
>>
>>3688063
>>Demand Payment for bro
HNNNNG but also what a piece of shit
>>
>>3688063
>>Demand payment for bro
>>
>>3688063
>Demand Payment for bro
>>
>>3688063
>Demand Payment for bro
I appreciate the hustle and all but that's our bro, bro
>>
>>3688063
>Write in
>GERMAN SUPLEX
>>
>Suplex
You take that fucker to suplex city, bitch.
Nobody screws our Bro but us.
Wait.
ANYWAY. You grab 2000 bucks from him, and pocket the photo for... reasons.

You’ll get the money back to her at least.

What do now?

>Challenge Trainer
>Write in
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>>3688086
>Challenge Trainer
Do our team hold it? I know Fishstick has both resistence and advantage, but what other mon we have that can help clear the field?
>>
>>3688086
>Challenge Trainer
>>
>>3688086
>>Challenge Trainer
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>>3688086
>>Challenge Trainer
>>3688094
Dream can improvise Ground type moves, Stuart is good against most things but only once, Bernie resists and can hit back neutrally, Noodle resists and hits back with Surf, Kitty is kinda fucked.
>>
>>3688103
let's swap out kitty with Sexy
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>>3688086
>Challenge Trainer
>>
>Challenge trainer
Super Nerd wants to fight!
He’s sending out a Charmander!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3688131
>Bernie, Slash
Show him who's boss
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3688131
>Bernie+Slash
>>
>Bernie - Slash
You send out Bernie and he slices the FUCK out of that Charmander... but it endures!
What a tough little guy.
Charmander hits back with an ember, but naturally it’s not very effective...

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3688151
>Wing Attack
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3688151
>Bernie, Slash
again
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3688151
>Bernie, fly
Show off those wings we got for evolving
>>
>>3688151
>bernie holds him by the tail and bullies him
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3688151
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Bernie, headpat the little guy and tell him to come back when he's fully evolved.
>>
>>3688160
No.
>>
>>3688160
>Bully
Bernie bullies the poor baby. You fucking monster.
He goes down!
Super nerd is about to send in Growlithe!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3688182
>Noodle, Surf
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>>3688182
>bernie+fly before the pokeball even hits the floor
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3688182
>Kitty+Guillotine
>>
>>3688182
Noodle, surf
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3688182
>Noodle, Surf
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3688182
>Noodle, Surf
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3688182
>Noodle, Surf
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3688191
Oops!
>>
>>3688198
and we were doing so well too
>>
>Noodle - Surf
Noodle uses surf and wipes the poor growlithe out in one shot.
She looks at you with adoring eyes, so shiny.
...

The door behind the trainer slams open, revealing one more trainer in the way before Blaine.

What do?
>Challenge Trainer
>Flirt with Noodle
>Write in
>>
>>3688219
>CHALLENGE TRAINER DO NOT FUCK
>>
>>3688219
>>Challenge Trainer
Nononono, no.
>>
>>3688219
>Challenge trainer
No furry levels today!
>>
>>3688219
Give her a unironically platonic headpat and move on.
>Challenge Trainer
>>
>>3688219
>Challenge Trainer
>Headpat Noodle for a good job.
>>
>>3688219
>Challenge Trainer
>>3688228
this one too
>>
>>3688219
Challenge trainer
>>
>>3688237
>Headpat Noodle for a good job.
>>
>Headpat
You go in for a nice, innocent headpat.
Nothing to it....

YOUR HAND GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

What do?

>Pat
>NONONO
>>
>>3688237
>>3688228
>>3688242
you fuckers
>>
>>3688250
Switch hand, the not glowing one.
>>
>>3688250
>Pat.
>With [PRIDE].
>>
>>3688250
>>Pat
>>
>>3688250
>NONONO
CEASE, GOLDHAND.
>>
>>3688250
>>NONONO
ABORT, ABORT
>>
>>3688255
This works too.
>>
>Pat with [PRIDE]
Phew, that was a close one.
The only thing you’re filling noodle with today is your [PRIDE].

ANYWAY -

A Burglar wants to fight!
he’s about to send out Rapidash!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3688250
>Pat
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3688266
>Dream, use this quest equivalent of Earthquake!
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3688266
>FishStick, Surf
>>
>>3688266
Oh thank goodness.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3688266
>FishStick, Surf
>>
Nobody else roll, we did good.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3688266
>report him to the cops
>>
>Fishstick - Surf
It’s super effective... but Rapidash endures!
Just barely... Rapidash counters by kicking Fishstick right in the head!
He’ll make it, but he’s dazed.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3688304
>FishStick, Bubblebeam
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3688304
>>3688306
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3688304
>FishStick, Bubblebeam
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3688304
>>3688306
>>
>>3688306
>>3688309
>>3688310
>>3688312
>BUBBLEBEAAAAAM
yeah that happens. Rapidash gets beat.

Your wins so far earn you 6000 bucks! Great job.

Looks like the Gym leader is up next...

What do?

>Challenge Blaine
>Write in
>>
>>3688328
>Challenge Blaine
They're still healthy.
>>
>>3688328
>>Challenge Blaine
Better get a Burn Heal!
>>
>>3688328
>Challenge Blaine
>>
>Challenge Blaine
You walk right up and challenge the leader of the Cinnabar Gym.

“Hah! I’m Blaine! I am the leader of Cinnabar Gym! My fiery Pokemon will incinerate all challengers! Hah! You’d better have a Burn Heal!”

This is a fiery old dude with a ton of energy!
Looks like he’s sending out a Growlithe!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

——
That’s it for tonight - see ya tomorrow!
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3688353
>FishStick, Bubblebeam
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3688353
>Use a potion on FishStick.
>Bubblebeam
Night QM.
>>
>FishStick - Bubblebeam
Your boy blasts the Growlithe with a hefty bubble beam. It’s super effective, but this is a Gym Leader battle so it endures!
It hits back with Take down! It manages to get a solid hit of FishStick, but puts itself on it’s last legs!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3690203
>FIshStick, Bubblebeam
>>
>>3690215
NOBODY ROLL
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3690203
>FishStick, Bubblebeam
I'm about to ruin the previous roll
>>
>BubbleBeam
FishStick sends that puppy back to the pound.

Blaine is about to send in Ponyta!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3690231
>FishStick, Dragon Rage
>>
>Dragon Rage
Fish Stick catches a hoof the the face.. he flinches!
He can still go, but he looks a little dazed....

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3690258
Bernie+Slash
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3690258
>Bernie+Slash
There's someone else
>>
>>3690279
...
>>
>>3690284
Hey, getting them out of the way early
>>
>>3690279
Ooof, that’s a big boot to the face. You hear a sickening crack as hoof connects with Bernie’s skull.
He looks like he’s gonna puke.
Bernie is hanging on by a thread!
What do?
>Writ ein PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3690290
>Bernie+Slash
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3690290
>Hyper Potion+Slash
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3690290
>Bernie+Slash
>>
>>3690296
>>3690299
>>3690306
>Bernie - Slash
Bernie manages to land a slash, and it’s a gusher!
But the Ponyta counters and knocks bernie on his ass!
Bernie goes down!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3690311
>Stuart, Hyper Fang
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3690311
Dream+Earthquake
>>
>Stuart - Hyper Fang
You send him out only for his tail to get stomped on. He screeches in pain, as if to say ‘“Master, why must I suffer?”
Damn.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D100
>Write in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3690374
...
>Dream+Body Slam
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3690374
>Dream+Body Slam
this is getting worrying
>>
>>3690374
Anybody else gonna roll?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3690383
>Dream+Body Slam
>>
What is it with the fucking rolls today?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3690374
>Dream+Body Slam
>>
>>3690383
>>3690387
>>3690391
>>3690404
Jesus christ.
The Ponyta does a ragtime dance on Dream’s head.
It doesn’t do a ton of damage but it’s pretty embarassing.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3690414
Dream+Break his legs
>>
>>3690418
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
I'm sure the people at Cinnabar will be able to fix that, given how smart they are.
>>
>>3690418
Just snap em like twigs, don't crush them.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3690418
>>
>>3690418
>Dream - break legs
A sickening CRUNCH fills the arena, followed by the desperate screams of a permanently maimed animal. It’s off to the glue factory, with this one.

Blaine is about to send out Rapidash!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3690430
It's all good. Pokecenters heal everything.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3690442
>Write in
Bernie, with seismic toss.
He can do that, right?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3690442
Body Slam
DKO
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3690442
>dream+body slam
>>
>>3690445
He's knocked out.
>>
>>3690448
NICE!

I feel like Dream would be a great heel. What do you guys think?
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>>3690448
holy shit
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>>3690448
Nice
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>>3690448
>Dream - Body Slam
Daaaaman girl.
She flattens Rapidash with one hell of a body slam. Rapidash flinches!
It’s still in the fight, but it misses out on it’s turn.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3690452
For sure
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3690457
>break this rapidash's legs too
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3690457
Earthquake
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3690449
My bad
>>3690457
>dream+body slam
One more time should do it
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3690457
>dream+earthquake
>>
>>3690464
Jesus Christ what is wrong with you.
Rapidash goes down!
...for good.

Blaine is about to send in Arcanine!
This one is gonna be tough...

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3690464
No, the Ponyta got cocky. Rapidash dindu nuffin.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3690471
>fishstick+surf
>>
>>3690471
Damnit, anon!
>Noodle+Surf
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3690479
Ate my dice.
>>
>>3690471
>FishStick, Hyper Beam
We have this move yet?
>>
>>3690485
>>3690477
YEE
>>
>>3690488
not yet

>>3690485
>Noodle - Surf
Oof, super effective that one. The Dog doesn’t like taking a bath! Normally that one would end any fire type pokemon, but this Arcanine endures it! So tough....
It hits back with FIREBLAST!
The heat is intense, and Noodle is burned!
Looks like both of these pokemon are on their last legs...
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3690510
What about hydro-pump for noodle?
>>
Make a new thread you unbelievably lazy fuck
>>
>>3690523
It can't learn that move.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3690510
Wrap

>>3690526
>new thread
>while this one is on Page 5
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3690510
>Noodle uses Wrap to strangle Arcanine
>>
>>3690526
bet you are that samefaggot who wants to rape kid joy
>>
>>3690532
Oh fuck.

>>3690536
Actually, that was me. Also,
>thinking that was serious
You didn't pay attention to the post immediately after the Disband vote, did you?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3690510
>Noodle uses Wrap to strangle Arcanine
>>
>>3690535

support
>>
>>3690538
i thought you left
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>>3690536
I want to give loli joy headpats. Just infinite headpats, forever.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3690535
+1
>>
>>3690542
Why would I leave after accomplishing what I set out to do?
>>
Why did we not flirt with Sabrina?
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3690510
>>Noodle uses Wrap to strangle Arcanine
>>
>>3690555
Because she's a bitch. So was the first Joy but a bunch of bitchboi homos tried to hijack that vote.
>>
>>3690555
We kinda were busy with Joyous, and by the time we woke up from our out-of-body experience we were out of the gym
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>>3690532
>Wrap
Arcanine is TOO QUICK, he grabs Noodle and plays with her like she’s some kind of chew toy!

Noodle goes down!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3690526
I was trying not to clog the board up w/ my shitty threads lol
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3690572
>Stuart+Quick Attack
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3690572
>fishstick+surf
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3690572
>Dream breaks Arcanine Bane style
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3690572
>Fishstick+surf
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3690572
>FishStick, Surf
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3690572
>>Fishstick+surf
>>
>>3690592
>>3690597
Why roll after a 10?
>>
>>3690586
>FishStick - Surf
Alright, that’ll take care of that!
Arcanine goes down!
And you win!
Blain hands over 5000 bucks, the FIRE BLAST TM and of course... The Volcano badge!

With that, you technically have enough badge to go challenge the Pokemon League!

What do?

>Head North to Route 21 (Towards Pallet)
>Poke Center
>Poke Mart
> S̵̙̹̬̟̩̝̹͙̹̩͈̋̆͂̉̓͗̇̚͜ų̷̞̺̹̺͉̯̭͍͖͉̜͔̟̫̜͎̬̜̠͛͗͆̒͊̽̀̽́͜ͅŗ̸̧̣̭̖͎͙͙̭̰̰̦͛̿͗̌̏͂̽̋ͅf̷̨̧̧̡̝̖̩͇̖̗͐̄̄͐͌̓̽͝ ̴̱̯͉̯͔̳̹̈́̈̊̈̀̿̔̆̓̓́́̽̓̎͑̾͗͘͠C̶̨͎̼̰̹̝̺̭̯͈͂͜ï̸̡̛͉̭̼͉̥͓͍̦̫̽̔̈̈́͑̈́̆͌̃̀͐̌̀̒̍̊̀̊̕͠͝͝ņ̶̨̢̛̞̬̝̯͙̥̮̺̮͇̘̟͓̠̪̥͚̆̽͌̓̿́̀͗̌̄̌͐́̿͋͑̕̚ͅͅn̷̡̧̝̦̗͓͎͇͎͓̳̩̠̻̮̖͎̼͍̈́̓̔̐̈́͆̽͜ͅͅa̵̳͙̠̻͌̈́͌̎̈̌͗̑̔̇͐̐̍͜b̶̖̫̹̣̺̱̟̜̙͖̒͐̀̊̈́̕ă̶̙̺̙͍̠͈̈́̀̀̋̌̿̉̄̽͐͌̏̓̄̽̿̈̉͋̑͆̈͑̈́ͅŗ̷̛̣̰̉͐̀̓̓̑̒̉́͋
>>
>>3690610
>>Head North to Route 21
>>
>>3690610
>Poke Center
>>
>>3690610
>>Poke Center
swap kitty for Sexy
>>
>>3690610
>Poke Center
>>
>>3690610
>Poke Center
>>
>>3690610
>Poke Center

>>3690621
>not for Gurren
>>
>>3690625
who then
>>
>>3690631
Swap Fishstick for Gurren.
>>
>>3690610
>>Poke Center
Swap Kitty for Birb
>>
>Poke Center
Cool, heading to the poke center. But first, you take a moment to reflect on your journey.

You’ve really come a long way! Times were tough, but you’re so close to living out your dream as Pokemon Champion. You know there will probably be a few more hurdles in the way, but everything has worked out so far, right? Right.

Before heading back the the poke center, it’s time to treat yourself.

What do?
>Admire Volcano Badge
>Write in
>>
>>3690610
>Fishstick for Birb and kitty for Sexy
>>
>>3690649
Nope, let's keep heading to the PokéCenter. Half our mons are out.
>>
>>3690649
>Admire Volcano Badge
I bet it's so shiny we can see our reflection in it.
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>>3690649
>Wonder why we're holding a dildo
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>>3690649
>LOOK BEHIND US
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>>3690649
>Head to the goddamn Pokemon Center and heal up
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>>3690649
>Toss out Dream behind you
We need to praise the mighty champ
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We should REALLY go and heal our Pokemon, guys.
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>>3690672
Look behind us
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>>3690649
>>Head to the goddamn Pokemon Center and heal up
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>>3690649
>Admire Volcano Badge
welp another plot hook coming right up
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>>3690675
I don't understand what the point to that is. What we NEED to do is HEAL our Pokemon so we can be PREPARED for the road ahead.
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>Heal PKMN

Haha ok, no time for dilly dallying. Your team is beat up and they need some TLC. You can admire the badges later.

No no no Joyous, whatever you have to say can wait. We’re going to go heal our friends.

What do?

>Take another concussive blow to the head
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3690694
REFLEX DODGE
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>>3690694
we are going to lose our arm aren-
>>3690703
OH SHIT
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>>3690703
https://youtu.be/bgbURB7-Ymc
MASAKA
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>>3690703
He's fast!
>>
Guess we aren't falling for the same trick twice.
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>Drop Volcano badge

Aw damnit. You just got this thing!
Man, it’s gonna be all dusty... or worse this volcanic sand is gonna scratch it up!

Joyous is yelling something about a goo monster trying to get you.

What do?

>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3690730
Use vengeance First
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>>3690730
"""Accidentally""" toss a Pokeball back.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3690730
Fight the Goo Monster, Jackie Chan style
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3690730
>look behind and prepare whats to come
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>>3690742
THIS
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3690730
>"accidentally" kick its legs off
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3690747
This works too.
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>>3690742
which pokemon?
+ Roll 1D10
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>>3690730
>Look back and realize the position you're in
>Roll away 'cause that shit looks gay
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3690764
Dream
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>>3690764
who is up?
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>>3690778
Easy.
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>>3690778
support

NO ONE ELSE ROLL
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>>3690778
>Toss Dream
Whatever this is, you’ll handle it without even breaking a sweat.
You toss Dream backwards and it hits the goo monster with perfect 10 accuracy! You’re so awesome.

The monster absorbs the pokeball. Dream is gone.

>Uh oh
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>>3690791
Noo
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>>3690791
....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>uh oh
Yep. Big ‘uh oh’ situation here.
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>>3690791
>Dream is gone.
No, she isn't.
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>>3690799
[SLOTH] the Ditto.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3690805
This!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3690799
>use SLOTH on ditto
>>3690805
look what you did you just let dream fucking die
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>>3690810
Don't roll for that.
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>>3690810
shiet
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3690805
>>3690799
>[SLOTH] the Ditto.
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>Major uh-oh town

He’s strong, and you can’t really breathe.
Looks like he’s dragging you to the beach.

What do?
>S̵̙̹̬̟̩̝̹͙̹̩͈̋̆͂̉̓͗̇̚͜ų̷̞̺̹̺͉̯̭͍͖͉̜͔̟̫̜͎̬̜̠͛͗͆̒͊̽̀̽́͜ͅŗ̸̧̣̭̖͎͙͙̭̰̰̦͛̿͗̌̏͂̽̋ͅf̷̨̧̧̡̝̖̩͇̖̗͐̄̄͐͌̓̽͝ ̴̱̯͉̯͔̳̹̈́̈̊̈̀̿̔̆̓̓́́̽̓̎͑̾͗͘͠C̶̨͎̼̰̹̝̺̭̯͈͂͜ï̸̡̛͉̭̼͉̥͓͍̦̫̽̔̈̈́͑̈́̆͌̃̀͐̌̀̒̍̊̀̊̕͠͝͝ņ̶̨̢̛̞̬̝̯͙̥̮̺̮͇̘̟͓̠̪̥͚̆̽͌̓̿́̀͗̌̄̌͐́̿͋͑̕̚ͅͅn̷̡̧̝̦̗͓͎͇͎͓̳̩̠̻̮̖͎̼͍̈́̓̔̐̈́͆̽͜ͅͅa̵̳͙̠̻͌̈́͌̎̈̌͗̑̔̇͐̐̍͜b̶̖̫̹̣̺̱̟̜̙͖̒͐̀̊̈́̕ă̶̙̺̙͍̠͈̈́̀̀̋̌̿̉̄̽͐͌̏̓̄̽̿̈̉͋̑͆̈͑̈́ͅŗ̷̛̣̰̉͐̀̓̓̑̒̉́͋
>>
>>3690820
Vengeance the hand off of your neck. It's not yet time.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3690820
use Vengeance hand the Ditto
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3690820
>>3690823
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>>3690820
>S̵̙̹̬̟̩̝̹͙̹̩͈̋̆͂̉̓͗̇̚͜ų̷̞̺̹̺͉̯̭͍͖͉̜͔̟̫̜͎̬̜̠͛͗͆̒͊̽̀̽́͜ͅŗ̸̧̣̭̖͎͙͙̭̰̰̦͛̿͗̌̏͂̽̋ͅf̷̨̧̧̡̝̖̩͇̖̗͐̄̄͐͌̓̽͝ ̴̱̯͉̯͔̳̹̈́̈̊̈̀̿̔̆̓̓́́̽̓̎͑̾͗͘͠C̶̨͎̼̰̹̝̺̭̯͈͂͜ï̸̡̛͉̭̼͉̥͓͍̦̫̽̔̈̈́͑̈́̆͌̃̀͐̌̀̒̍̊̀̊̕͠͝͝ņ̶̨̢̛̞̬̝̯͙̥̮̺̮͇̘̟͓̠̪̥͚̆̽͌̓̿́̀͗̌̄̌͐́̿͋͑̕̚ͅͅn̷̡̧̝̦̗͓͎͇͎͓̳̩̠̻̮̖͎̼͍̈́̓̔̐̈́͆̽͜ͅͅa̵̳͙̠̻͌̈́͌̎̈̌͗̑̔̇͐̐̍͜b̶̖̫̹̣̺̱̟̜̙͖̒͐̀̊̈́̕ă̶̙̺̙͍̠͈̈́̀̀̋̌̿̉̄̽͐͌̏̓̄̽̿̈̉͋̑͆̈͑̈́ͅŗ̷̛̣̰̉͐̀̓̓̑̒̉́͋


this is the end fellas
>>3690823
this is a plot hook we cant escape it
good job killing dream
>>
>>3690832
If we Surf Cinnabar now it's over!
>>
>>3690820
>scream for help
Is there nobody in this beach
>>
>You don’t have to be awake for this part

He chokes you.
>>
>>3690834
im more worried that you let dream off our pockets and went inside our dopple
i would have rolled commit self wrath if it wasn't for the fact that dream is still alive
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>>3690854
might
>>3690851
also i saw that
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>See you soon, Red.

You Black Out.

——-

That’s all for tonight!
We’ll be back with another thread tomorrow, probably.
>>
>>3690842
>>3690851
So that's it? We miss out on 2 MacGuffins and lose?
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>>3690862
If Dream is really dead I will be very sad.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3690862
Noodle uses dragon breath to free us
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>>3690876
you cant command if you are not conscious enough to talk
stop rolling you are wasting tens
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>>3690880
I didnt command noodle. Noodle sensed it and came out of her own free will. Headpat came a long way.
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>>3693110
HA, eat shit lolicon fagget
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>>3693110
Ik heb hier nog niets van gezien op het nieuws dus kom eerst maar eens met een reputabele site voordat je malware gaat verspreiden met je verdachte archief, maat.
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>>3693110
Kys
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>>3693125
>not caring about the art books too
>you know, those art books that aren't hosted anywhere else because "not hentai"
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>>3693223
As long as the internet exists nothing will truly ever die. You should know this already anon
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>>3693375
New Thread --->
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>>3693373
Anon, I don't think you understand.
Many of these art books aren't for sale anymore and there's thousands of them that haven't been backed up anywhere.
Lost Forever has always been a thing, even with the internet.
Retard.



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