Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of Breaking the Law Quest, our beloved, apron-wearing hero, Commander Flashman, manages to cast Horrible Thoughts into the mind of the dread pirate Traffic Lawless M.D., who suspects him of a DARK and TERRIBLE secret regarding his origins. Then, because Flashy is weirdly open with people, suspects him of a SLIGHTLY LESS DARK but SLIGHTLY MORE TERRIBLE secret regarding his origins. Afterwards, Flashy bakes the most perfect cupcakes possible, finds out VERY DARK and INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE secrets regarding the Sabaody slave market, and somehow manages to scrape a win in a duel against Doctor Death Dude. Also, Fireplace Abs undergoes surgery to have his jobbing gland removed. But is this the last we’ve heard of it...?We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.
>oniichwaaaaaaan i have a queeeeeestionYou don’t even bother to clean your blades. You don’t sheathe them either, but lower them instead, preferring to get to the heart of the matter. Ha. Heart. Heart Pirates.Right.“My question,” you bluntly say. “What is your connection to the man you think is my father?”Lawless... doesn’t freeze exactly. He’s mostly still, and blank-faced, and his emotions taste like bitter ash, but he draws a strip of black cloth from his coat pocket at starts running it efficiently down his nodachi’s length, wiping your blood from it.He doesn’t speak for a little while, and you’re impatient, but - it’s probably better not to piss off the guy who could fob you off with a shorter-than-necessary answer, right?“That man was a Marine, who saved my life when I was a child,” he says, voice bored as he carefully watches the blood disappear from the blade.>??????
>so he was good man (cora smile) that's good to know
>>3689080>So half decent guy but awful role model. Not much of a surprise there
>>3689080 >so he was good man (cora smile) that's good to know
>no further questions? well, okay then.You beam, relaxing. “So he was a good man. That’s good to know.”Lawless looks up at that, gaze focusing on you. “He was an idiot.”“Well. I mean, if he IS my father, that’s kind of to be expected...?”“I can’t dispute that,” Lawless blandly admits, sheathing his giant-ass sword and shoving the cloth back into his pocket. “Well, if that’s all, I believe I’ve held up my end of the deal...?”>Yup! All good here!>Actually... (something else to say/do?)>Other?
>Yup! All good here!>Though I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread the whole "Armament" thing around much
>>3689133>>Actually... (something else to say/do?) Ask about his sword? Also I forgot to mention it last thread, but your fight scene writing has improved since you've started this quest.
>>3689080"And so... you decided to become a Pirate?"
>>3689148Thank you! Next fight scene will consist of:‘Enemy bad! You hand cannonball. Yeet! Enemy deaded good! Sugar time now.’My standards only get higher.
>>3689157sounds like Skypea all over again, I APPROVE
VOTE STILL OPEN ON PREVIOUS UPDATE BUT ALSOIt’s thread 25 (holy crap), and I never expected this to get past thread 3, max. Should I do something? Ideas? (If you say Zolo intelrude, perish.)
>>3689170how about just a list of characters with a one sentence quote of their thoughts about flashy/arthur?like zolo could be: "would be great if he ACTUALLY USED HIS DAMN SWORDS!"
BPQM in the future can we troll CP9 by BSing and saying that there's a secret eight that consist in trolling your opponent?Or is too meta because Chokkai actually exist.
>>3689133>Yup! All good here!>Though I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread the whole "Armament" thing around much, trying not to get transferred.
>>3689170Make the god damn Zoro interlude already.
>sekrit skillz“Yup! All good here!” You pause. “Though I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread the whole ‘Armament’ thing around much, trying not to get transferred.”Lawless arches an eyebrow, as he hefts the sword over his shoulder again. Seriously, dude, there’s big swords and there’s overcompensating. And you’ve got Sir Lance-a-lot.“You’re quite terrible at keeping secrets, aren’t you, Mister Flashman. It almost makes me wonder how long before your little job here becomes known.” He smiles, almost politely, and walks past you without an ounce of apparent care.... He could at least give you something for your cuts. Jerk.>Go bandage up your sexy, sexy wounds.>Socialize (who?)>Call someone and brag about how much ass you kick.>Other?>>3689214PERISH
>>3689217>Go bandage up your sexy, sexy wounds.
>>3689217I won't until you make the interlude that was originally promised like half the quest ago.
>>3689217>>Go bandage up your sexy, sexy wounds.
>>3689175Oh these are always fine addition I approve
>>3689189IF you end up fighting CP9, you may be too busy to troll them. I’m very excited about your potential main opponent. You may possibly want to stab me in the face.Also, exciting Zolo and Kaku shenanigans.>>3689175Very possible!>>3689221IT GOT VERY, ANNOYINGLY LONG, and also I’m busy writing a novel about a batshit-insane noir detective, which takes up most of my writing time. I can’t go from noir to Zolo. That’s just silly.
>dem seductive injuries boom-chicka-bow-wowIgnoring Lawless’ ‘look at me, I’m a badass’ saunter out (he didn’t even win!) you give your cuts a quick poke.Oooowwwwwww.... Yeah, okay, you need these sorted. Swords first, though! It doesn’t take much to find some cleaning materials in the training room, and a quick clean and check shows your cute little blades are good as new.Then you head off to the medbay to steal some bandages.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for thrilling medical skills>... or find someone to help you, that works too.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3689233If we can't have a good training day, we might as well work on our first aid
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Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3689233Were a big boyo, we can do it ourselves!
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>mfw when i realise you have no medically skillThe medical bay is wonderfully free of CRIMINAL SCUM, so you root through a few likely cupboards before coming across some suitable bandages and tape.Wincing slightly as you pull your coat off, you esconce yourself near a bed you can pull a curtain around, and start tugging your shirt and pants off.Mmm, bleedy.(87! First Aid +8!jFortunately, nothing’s in a place that’s awkwa4 to reach, and the cuts are all reasonably shallow, or at least haven’t cut anything major - they’e still bleeding, if sluggishly, but it’s easy to clean them and wrap the bandages around.You suspect you may not have got off so lightly if Lawless was serious, and pulled out his Fruit.>Check out the medical textbooks while you’re here.>Go find something better to do.>Search the medbay for Exciting Things.>Other?
>>3689251>Check out the medical textbooks while you’re here.
>>3689251>>Check out the medical textbooks while you’re here.been a very active couple days, might as well
>>3689251>Check out the medical textbooks while you’re here.Wash your hands first tho, leaving bloody prints all over pages is rude.
>be literate>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to look at textbooksOn nat1, it’s more gay porn.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3689266Lets go!
>Check out the medical textbooks while you’re here.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3689266if it's more gay porn we prob gonna start making assumptions about lawless crew in general
>>3689270Don't worry, we got electroshocks, we can cure them.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3689266
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>3689266
>>3689270>”More naked men?!”>”Those are anatomical references, Mister Flashma-“>”Is this secretly an okama subpirate?!”>>3689274Pretty sure that’s not gonna work.>67With your wounds unwoundified (real word, honest), you peruse the shelf of what looks to be medical textbooks.... They’re so boring. What do these massive words even mean? You pull out what looks to be an okayish-looking one - it’s not exactly, ‘Medical Stuff for Dummies’, but at least it’s about simple, common stuff rather than really weird diseases or specific brain injuries like some of them.>Read it? (This will take up 1 of your 2 actions left for today.)>Booooooring, go find something better to do.
>>3689291>Read it
>>3689291>>Read it
>>3689291>>Read it?
>let’s see how much you actually understand, nerdboy>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3689309
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3689309
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3689309
>>3689315yikes, flashy really aint one for book learning
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3689309
>>3689315Eh we got some but not enought for a anything too far of basic aid we were taught.
>>3689316We clearly have to let ourselves be cut up and then selfmedicate.Or cut someone up so we can then heal them.Its the only way.
>>3689315This is hilarious considering we are good at paperwork and rules.
>55 + 8 = 63Settling down on a chair, you kick back and open the big book o’ bodies.It’s... tough going. It might be common stuff, but it assumes you’ve already memorized a big ol’ list of what bones are where, and what organs assist with what stuff. Well, at least you could probably figure out how to set a limb or do CPR - although you suspect your most useful advice for something with a weird rash would be ‘go see a doctor’. Plus, sometimes it veers weirdly into reeeeeally simple shit like ‘citrus cures scurvy!’ or ‘if someone has a broken spine, don’t move them!’.Helpful.Eh, you know more than you did before, you guess. (First Aid +3!)>Go socialize with (who?)>Train something (not too physically straining)>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boy>Other?
>>3689338>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boyWe're making dessert
>>3689338>>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boy
>>3689347Support!If we keep on baking for them like that, they may not want to let us go tho.
>>3689338>Train something (not too physically straining)zap the pests living on the subpirate
>>3689338>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boyMight as well
>>3689338>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boy
>>3689355So... the pirates, or yourself?
>hey pirates can i help feed you>Roll 1d100, best of 3Heading back now, update soonish. Also I’m going to split cooking into general Cooking and Baking soon, because you’re primarily focusing on sweet things. So, are you helping with the main meal, or the dessert?
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3689369
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>>3689369learn how to make meat on a stick>>3689364Klaus's pet
>>3689369>Main mealJust so we can impress Kickdad when we see him again.
>>3689369Actual cooking of the main meal, not just baking this time. Gotta diversify our bon- uh, skills.>>3689377Please no bad end
>>3689377>rodenthow dare u
>>3689369>So, are you helping with the main meal, or the dessert?Dessert, obviously.
>>3689369>dessert
>>3689369>So, are you helping with the main meal, or the dessert?We are helping with main meal and taking charge of dessert
>>3689369desert
>>3689369Dessert
>>3689369Main meal today
>>3689369 Main meal
>>36895305-4 for main meal, plus one person saying do both. Vote still open while I do stuff, but looks like you'll be cooking.
(Cooking now split into Cooking and Baking. Cooking at +5. Baking at +23)>82 + 5 = 87Now you're in no danger of bleeding to death overnight, and have stuffed your poor, throbbing brain with Doctory Things, you amble off to the galley for want of anything better to do.As it turns out, the cook (and his current assistant on rotation) are only too happy to have a little help, after having seen your baking and being reasonably assured you're not planning on poisoning anyone.Your cooking isn't QUITE as spectacular as your baking, admittedly, but following instructions, you're an able assistant; between the three of you, the results are apparently both faster and better than normal, especially when you peek out at the dining pirates and confirm they're enjoying the food.It isn't exactly a meringue tower or something, just some standard meat pies and vegetables... but each to their own, you guess.(Cooking +5!)Tomorrow, you'll be dropped off with the others at the nearest safe island, so you plan to take an earlyish night after dropping the papers off with Lawless.>Say anything to Lawless when you give him the bag? (No/what?)AND>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for island/event
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3689773>No
>>3689773>You have my number for when you figure out whether you know my father or not. It's been a pleasure doing business with you... aside form the electrocution, and the fire, and the sea king, and the big mom pirate raid, and the gay porn. Have a good subpirate trip
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3689773>>3689784This
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>3689773>>3689784+1
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3689773>>3689784+1
>>3689784Switching to this
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3689776>>3689792>>3689795dese shit rollsRolling to make sure oniisan incinerates the blasphemous object.
>it's not goodbye, oniichwan, it's just 'til we meet again'... uwuYou hand over the bag that night, when Doctor Awful Hand Tattoos drops by to collect them. You don't even consider admitting that you looked at them."You have my number for when you figure out whether you know my father or not," you instead say, polite, cheerful, professional. "It's been a pleasure doing business with you... aside from the electrocution, and the fire, and the sea-king, and the Big Mom pirate raid, and the gay porn. Have a good subpirate trip."Lawless closes his eyes and sighs at word 'subpirate', taking the bag from you. "It's certainly been... something, Mister Flashman. Your culinary skills were appreciated, at least, and the spar was educational." He looks at you pointedly. "I'd recommend working on your Devil Fruit next."You make your eyes nice and round, simpering up at him. "Aw, Lawless, you DO care~!""Go to bed."'Yes, mom,' you refrain from saying, flashing him a standard Marine-salute instead, and closing the door in his face before he can bitchslap the smirk off your own.You're just too adorable.Night falls. Everyone die- no, that's rocks.Right. Night falls, and you sleep right through, Marines eager to get off the pirate vessel, and Abs probably just thrilled to get access to fresh air. He apparently doesn't like being enclosed underwater, which you can understand.Morning comes - and after a rushed breakfast, the subpirate docks a short while outside a civilian village, the better to not let people see Marines emerging from a known pirate vessel."Matchstick Village," Lawless informs you, as you and your guys hustle your way up to the outside world. "It's small, but there's a Marine base on the other side of the island, so you should be fine. You won't starve, anyway.""Thanks for the cupcakes!" Bepo waves a (fluffy!) paw at you, almost shyly.>Anything to say to Lawless or crew before you get dumped ashore and they leave?
>You are the second less murderous pirate crew I have ever met, good luck. Take care Bepo! (hug)
>>3689881>>3689901Supporting. We should ask Bepo before hugging him though.
>>3689881>>3689901Ask Bepo for a hug.
>>3689901+1 Don't ask for permission to hug, its manly hug. You don't need permission to hug your bro
When we find out we are a doflamingo we will grow to 11 feet tall for finally embracing our family legacy
>>3689955But we promised oniichwan we would ask for permission!
>>3689959I hope we actually become smaller. I want tashigi to be taller than us. That way she can bully us about it. Maybe she will start wearing high heels to do it anyway?
also lets see if we can buy some books on physics r something like it next time we are in a big city, need to up our knowledge of electromagnetism if we wanna be able to do the mroe esoteric stuff with our fruit
>>3689980We should really focus on the basics before trying any fancy shit unless we want to blow up another ship.
>"You are the second least murderous pirate crew I have ever met," you inform the few pirates who've come to make sure you leave without blowing anything up. "God luck. Take care, Bepo! ... Hug?"You hold your arms out invitingly and affect the Sad Face. Bepo, to Lawless' clear disgust, perks up a little and steps forward to give you a quick hug.before stepping back (and apologizing to Lawless for it. Oh, well.)."Good riddance!" From behind the Doctor and bear pair, Barra shakes his fist at you. You smile and wave at him. With the wrong side of your hand. And only the middle finger up.You're forced up and off the subpirate pretty quickly after that - it's only a ten minute walk to the village though, and Lawless firmly yanks down the hatch with a final flare at you, as your group stands on the beach."What a weird bunch of guys," you muse, as the subpirate sinks beneath the waves."Yes," Klaus intones, after a mouthful from his flask. "It's a good thing that we are all perfectly normal. Absolutely."Hat tilts his head, raising a hand to it. "My sarcasm detector is blaring...""Enough messing!" You spin on your feet (kicking up sand) to face your minions (and Klaus, and Abs). "Let's get to the town! Then we'll call someone for a pick-up, and, uh... hand around until we get collected, I guess."Klaus shrugs. "If worst comes to worst, we can always requisition a ship form the base."Fireplace shudders slightly. "I don't want to spend any more time with Marines than necessary.""... Abs, WE'RE Marines.""And that honestly surprises me."Matchstick Village, as Lawless said, is small. The Marine base is in a much large town, but this one is... twee, really. All bright and cheery. There's actually a couple of children skipping in the street.You ignore Klaus' muttered grumble about vomiting in his mouth.>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.>Head over to the town with the Marine base.>Wander around for a while, there's no rush.>Other?
>>3690067>>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.better minimize our contact with local marines that might see us in company of Abs and report it
>>3690067>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from. We dont want Abs standing out.
>>3690067>>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.
>>3690067>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.
>>3690067>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.>But firstly take Klaus aside. "Please tell me you were able to steal some of his shampoo"
>>3690077It doesn't really matter, he's a known Shichibukai. And most people wouldn't be dumb enough to ask why he's here.>acquire LODGINGS"To the inn!""Aniki, we don't know where that is...""To someone who knows where an inn is!"The benefit of a small village is that it doesn't take long to find the place that has a room or two for rent - above the local pub, two rooms, both currently empty. Most people stay in town, you guess. The rooms are cheap, and the proprietor (while clearly curious) doesn't seem scared or inclined to overcharge.>Leave the others down in the pub, and go upstairs to call Garp.>Stay down in the pub with the others, and let Abs go up and call Garp.>Go up with And and make the call together.>Other?
>>3690092>>Go up with Abs and make the call together.
>>3690092>>Go up with And and make the call together.
>>3690092>Go up with And and make the call together.
>>3690092>Go up with Abs and make the call together.
>>3690092>Go up with And and make the call together
Rolled 70 (1d100)I love it when autocorrect changes Abs to and. Because it's not like I've written Abs enough times already, right?!>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.>... And that Abs blew up a Big Mom ship.>Anything else?Heading to bed, thanks for playing Tattooed Baker Quest! I suspect everyone wants to get back to papaSmo as soon as possible?Rolling for Stuff.
>>3690130>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.
Wait...shouldn't the subpirate be destroyed by that old nat 1 that was rolled?
>>3690130>>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.
>>3690130>Report that everything went relatively ok, mission accomplished>Mention that we encountered presence of Big Mom pirates, as its probably something that he should know about>Let the family talk in peace.
>>3690130>>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.>>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.>... And that Abs blew up a Big Mom ship.We really should have mentioned the Big Mom thing earlier. I'm also fine with more idiot crew adventures.
>>3690130>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.
>>3690130>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.>>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.>>... And that Abs blew up a Big Mom ship.Just go down the list.
>>3690130>>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.>>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.>... And that Abs blew up a Big Mom ship.
>>3690130>all of the above Nah, we need more idiot adventures before going back, our minions need experience, our hobodad probably doesn't want to share custody with smoboss right now, and we need to make peace with abs so that we become super best (no homo) friends forever
i say we try to find an isolated spot away from the village and train our fruit
>>3690339this sounds like...>matchstick villageor, you know, let's not...
>>3690348>Matchstick Village: Main exports are Lumber, Kerosene, and the eponymous Matchsticks.>Despite how its disaster-free history suggests an unusually competent firefighting force, in reality they don't have one at all.>After all... if a real fire broke out, there wouldn't be much time to react. Flashy: Hey, I bet I could hit that tree from here!
>>3690130We should practice making knives so we can have Sugar Sword somedayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVr_vo61vA8
>>3690133It was going to be destroyed soon, but then I read the Law novel, where it seems as if it's made out of some kind of incredibly strong metal that can literally smash dozens of metres of rock and earth without denting. Because One Piece logic. So I'm holding off for now.>>3690333Abs is actually much better with you now he's had a little time to get over the Shichibukai thing, get healed up, and also recognise that if he'd gone after BB without Garp, he'd be a bit dead. He's still a little bit dickish, but he's not going to be plotting your murder any time soon.Soooooo does anyone actually want to get back to Smoboss ASAP, or is everyone chill with the Idiot Squad taking a road trip? Because I can certainly give you something before Water 7/Ennies Lobby if you want a mini-adventure.Update later, I'm hiding in a McDonald's because air conditioning. Plz send ice.
>>3692034am down for a roadtrip, should give us a chance to train up with our fruit in islands along the way
>>3692038+1
>>3692034Would like to get back to Smolboss (she is the one that really owns us) but I do love me some adventure. (Do somthing short and simple like catching a mugger and then beating up his big bro because turns out they are smuglers or some shit.)
I second BP send ice and help. I am 90% sweat and death right now and am actively considering taking a nap in the shade shirtless.Also gimme water 7
>>3692052Do you want carbonated 'Water 7' or just plain 'Water 7'? I would hate to give you the wrong one I know sime people dont like bubles.Hey BPQM dose Hat and Sunglasses like buble water better than regular water? (Useless trivia questions ahoy!)
>>3692063Honestly I'll take any liquid at this point. As long as it comes in a frozen state
>>3692034get a mcflurry and drown yourself in cold ice cream
>>3692038>>3692034Supporting road trip - we really really do need to work on our froot
>>3692069So buble 'water 7' it is! Trows a 1.5 liter botle trough a portal.Kiding aside I wonder what would happen to Franky if for some reason all he had acces to was buble water for a whole arc... That would be evill who would even think of doing that! (Lets do it...)
>>3692034A small road trip with the Idiot Squad sounds fun
Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d2)>>3692063Hat then Sunglasses, 1 prefers still and 2 means they're a weirdo who prefers carbonated.>>3692072I already gave in and had a raspberry mcflurry at lunch. I'd certainly LIKE another one, but air con is working enough at the moment. Maybe I can hide here overnight...Might hold off on update and do Opinions Thing. Any more obscure characters I night forget about whose opinions on Flashy you want to see?
>>3692110the xiaolong pirates and survivors of kids crew would be fun
>>3692115>survivors of kids crewWhat survivors?
Entire straw hat crew opinion. Not on the dashing hero arthus but of flashy.Smoboss, klaus, hat n sunAlso zolo interlude
>>3692110Xiaolong pirates, definitely.And old instructors at the marine academy, if they get any news of the bullshit we've been upto.
>>3692110Well we know who Franky will mug for cola botles in a rush! In reality the cola box (Franky knows how they look he buys his cola in bulk) is full of buble water the shop owner ran out of regular boxes so he filled a cola box istead. (Glasses needs to refill his stash you cant realy get buble water on a boat.)
>>3692110>StrawhatsBoth of Arthur and Flashy>Oniisan MDWhat he thinks of us post Cora reveal
>>3692110I want to see what Flashy's classmates would think of him
>>3692110If he's following our progress at all, id like to see the opinion of the barman who's the only one who believed in us.
>>3692110The theoretical opinion of Mr. Dr. Gorgeous hair Lol-niichwan Uwu MD's opinion on Donquixote HarryAka a what if Lawless saw Flashy go full Doffy
>>3692281The top would be the gag that everytime we go full Doffy,Law due to psychic brother link calls our den den and tells us to STOP WITH THAT TYPE OF BEHAVIOUR RIGHT NOW.
Testing.
Okay, somehow found Wi-Fi that doesn't block 4chan!BAD NEWS: I've run out of data like a fuckwit. GOOD NEWS: It actually restores tonight.So. No updates tonight because, again, I am a fuckwit. Updates tomorrow when I am still a fuckwit, but one with data. Hurrah. That said, I'll write Flashy opinions tonight, but NOT including Lawless post-confirmation, because that isn't settled yet. I'll save that for when he finally reveals the horror of your male parentage.Also please roll 1d100, best.of 3 for Strawhat stuff for tomorrow.Thanks for playing, sorry I'm an idiot sandwich. I will commit sudoku immediately.>>3692346I like this...
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3692365
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3692365Rollin'
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Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3692365You've promised us the Zoro Interlude for too long. Give.If you didn't want to write It you shouldn't have got our hopes up for so long.(Also, I'm sorry about your suffering of the heat. I feel you on that lumberjack spider. I've bought so many fans to cope.)
>>3692365Stay hydrated spiderjack
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3692365Rolling for Lawless getting a magic mirror that lets him see the (Mis)Adventures of Silvers Harry while thinking it's just normal Flashman but he's a pirate insteadAlso for getting a heart attack
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3692365My manly scent has been adjacent from this thread for a while now. Could I trouble you all for a quick greasy layer of what happened these last couple threads. I remember I left around when our ship got too much for its lanky form to handle and split apart like an unloving but certainly lustful, mother.
>>3694577I'm assuming what you mean by that is "i left around when we blew up our ship", so I'll start from there.>some big mom pirates showed up>we (and by we i mostly mean abs) blew up their ship>heart pirates showed up in their submarine, which we then deemed was a dumb name and thus renamed it to subpirate>abs got fixed up, we flipped the fuck out over law(less)'s DF>we found barra's porn stash and accidentally shocked him and got promptly KO'd by lawless>lawless found our compass and said he thinks he might know who our dad is>we made some apology cupcakes for barra (and normal cupcakes for everyone else)>we did some training and realized we can do armament>we fought lawless, wagering the answer to a single question of the winner's choosing>we won and asked him what his connection to the man he thinks is our father is/was>now we've been dropped off at a place called matchstick villageOh, and most importantly,>we hugged a bear minkMy memory isn't exactly the best, so I could've forgotten some of the events or got them in the wrong order, but I think this is most of the important(ish) things at least.
>>3694627>>3694577Abs got his jobbing gland removed.
>>3694627I also renamed the quest to more accurately suit the players' interests.
>>3694829We'll get more photos soon! Honest.
>>3694829Well, our camera is broken and we're not technicians to fix it ... yet.
Rolled 96, 92, 8 = 196 (3d100)>opinions are still being written, I had to do hospital stuff for family all todayWhile Klaus and your sweet and innocent (ahahahahahaha no) minions avail themselves of the pub downstairs, you and Fireplace decamp to one of the rented rooms.Once again, Bogart picks up your call and puts you through to Garp, who's been one noticeably happier mood since his secret grandson was confirmed as being a proud owner of two attached arms.Neglecting to mention such petty trifles as 'I electrocuted one of Trafalgar Law's men', or 'I peeked at the files, what's up with all this slavery stuff?', or 'I made fantastic cupcakes', you request a pick-up instead, and also mention the presence of the Big Mom pirates before Abs went kablooey on their piratical asses.He doesn't seem thrilled by that last part, but hey, not your problem.Oh, and you tell him the Heart vessel is called the Subpirate, which he seems weirdly amused by. Whatever.Fireplace makes grabby-hands motions once you're done, and you hold Mr Speedy out to him. In the name of avoiding the awkwardness of him trying to pretend Garp isn't his family, you make your excuses (aka, being thirsty), and head downstairs.>Talk to one of your Idiot Squad>Talk to a local>Go for a walk>Other?>>3694977>>3694978no photo. only bake.
>>3694627we are also now in "This place will burn to the ground at the slightest provocation" village, and we picked up a Base Logia to match the Acid Logia we had before, prob should give that to sunglasses soon
>>3695085>go find an isolated spot in the woods to train our fruit, far away from "Please I just need a spark to burn to the fucking ground" village. Do tell Klaus what we're doing
>>3695085>Talk to a local
>>3695085>>go find an isolated spot in the woods to train our fruit, far away from "Please I just need a spark to burn to the fucking ground" village. Do tell Klaus what we're doing
>>3695085>>go find an isolated spot in the woods to train our fruit, far away from "Please I just need a spark to burn to the fucking ground" village. Do tell Klaus what we're doing>Ask Hat if he can help us outSince Abs is busy.
>burn the entire village down"I'm gonna go train my Staaaaatic~" you tell Klaus as you pass him on your way out, giving him a blatant 'I actually mean my Logia' wink."We're all gonna die," Klaus says, because he's a dick. Sure, he's probably right, but still.Wandering out of the village and finding a nice, isolated spot to train your totally-not-a-Logia doesn't take too long. The question now is how exactly you're gonna do it.>Try to (what?)
>>3695085>Talk to a localPlease don't burn whole island
>>3695130Ask Hat for help holding form to prevent accidental transformation and discharge
>>3695130Didn’t Abs and the idiots see our Logia when we were flying around above the water? Should we talk to the about it?
>>3695130>Try to see if we can fly without going full lightning bolt, Enel did that right?
>>3695130Try to reinforce the basics: Control of our logia, flying, turning into lightning, zapping from one place to another while attacking with our swords, if we can, seek a mountain and try the railgun cannonball.
>>3695136Yes, but a marine screaming "GOOD BY PAPA KLAUS, I'M GOING TO TRAIN MY LIGHTNING LOGIA!" in the grand line tends to atract a lot of piratical and marinical? atention.
>>3695130>Try to (what?)I would prefer not to but if we have to.Create small *zaps* of electricity. Just like we would have parameciaDo it on sand
Can we start with something small and somethin that will look like paramecia?
>>3695161>>3695138>>3695130yeah switching to this
>>3695156We're training away from town though.
>minor zippy zaps >Roll 1d100, best of 3I'm changing the Logia skill system by the way, so prepare as I try to punch it into some semblance of usefulness and logic.
>>3695130>>3695161Supporting this. Getting a head start on making it look like a paramecia is smart.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3695181
>>3695156I more meant we should find time to quietly talk to them in private about keeping the secret.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3695181>punch it into some semblance of usefulness and logic.HA!
>>3695184>>3695189Nice
>>3695184>>3695189Looks like we're running in the 90s
>>3695184>>3695189We Eminem now.
>>3695205Big Mom's spaghetti>d-d-d-double 90s! No Observation activation for thisYou will become... Zap-Man. Flashman the Zap-Man. Perfect.You think you've already got... a bit of a handle on using lightning with your hands, but actively shooting it out? You haven't tried that, not deliberately at least.Lifting your hands carefully, you try to keep them solid while letting bolts of electricity shoot out.(90 + 9 for dubs + 2 from previous Logia skill = 101. Success! GGnM: Lightning skill at D.5.)You're a little startled by the speed and force with which the small bolts suddenly appear, crackling and lashing towards the ground, and - when you pull your hands back - the metal on you. At least they don't seem to be attracted to YOU, nor do they hurt.>Try to make the bolts more forceful>Try to make them more controlled>Try to make a specific number of them>Other?
>>3695227>>Try to make them more controlled
>>3695227>try to make them more controlled FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY CONTROL YOUR GOD POWERS FLASHMAN
>>3695184>>3695189It was at this moment Flashman realized he could now literally weaponize his fingerguns>>3695227Control, then we can focus on number and then power
>>3695227>Try to make them more controlled
>>3695227>>try to make them more controlledIf we get our control high enough we should be able to more effectively coat our weapons with lightning
>booooooo boring control>Roll 1d100, best of 3, no bonusesDC 50/80/10
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3695242
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3695242
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3695242You rack a dishiprine
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3695242Roll to not job
>69 quest returns. Also you suck at control, but we already knew thatNext up, you attempt to do what everyone keeps telling you to, and try to control yourself.It's... okay?You can sort of decide which area of your hand will produce the most bolts, and kind of aim a little easier when you really focus on it, but... they still happily try to jolt off-course to whatever they're naturally attracted to. Fine if you're actually pressing your hand against someone, not so good if they're at a distance and you don't want to electrocuted random metal objects nearby instead.(GGnM: Lightning at D.53!)>Must... fine-tune... aim of zappies!>Try to make fewer bolts.>Maybe try restraining the lightning to your hands?>Other?>>3695249Jobbing Gland-kouhai is hiding behind a bush, watching you and blushing.over how cool senpai is, kyaaaa~
>>3695255>>Must... fine-tune... aim of zappies!FINGER LIGHTNING GUNS!
>>3695243Nice
>>3695255>>Must... fine-tune... aim of zappies!
>>3695255>Jobbing Gland-kouhaiI will end your entire bloodline faster than Sadpanda dying;_;Also>Make an electric hadouken
>>3695263"Uwaaa... I hope Flashman-s.enpai notices me! Maybe if I give him some of my special luck~?" ***\(°w°)~
>>3695273>inb4 BPQM luck means giving US very good luck>Because two negatives make a positive
>>3695279Jobbing Gland-chan gives only the best nat1s!>Roll 1d100 best of 3 for fine controlDC 55/75/100
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3695280
>>3695255>Maybe try restraining the lightning to your hands?FINGER LIGHTNING GUNS!
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>3695280
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3695280
>>3695280>Jobbing Gland-chan gives only the best nat1s!>>3695285You were saying?
>>3695280Let us all be smug and give thanks to gland-chan
>>3695285Armament infused lightning?
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3695285>>3695293Grease Lightning? ROLLING FOR DANCE ABILITY
Rolled 9 + 100 (1d100 + 100)>>3695299B-best of 3?
>>3695286Jobbing Gland is best squishy organ.>didn't make the 100 DC, shamefulThe next attempt goes better. You focus specifically on the aim, forcing the bolts to specific targets rather than 'wherever they want to go, and find it's easier if you already have a general aim in mind before you start hurling them out. They're harder to control when already created, but not by much, surprisingly. You can't quite aim them at, say, particular stone, but you can get the bolts within a few inches around them, and you're getting better at aiming morenthan one at once. Aiming for multiple targets seems like it would be far harder, though.(Lightning now at D.65!)>Try aiming multiple bolts at once to a single target>Try aiming multiple bolts at once to multiple targets>Try to focus on making a single bolt precisely hit a target>Train some other aspect?>>3695293You don't activate any form of Haki for this. When you're better with your Logia, sure, but you're too unfamiliar with it for your Haki to infuse it even accidentally for now.
>>3695304>Pose and shoot lightning from Finger Guns
>>3695304>Try to focus on making a single bolt precisely hit a target
>>3695304>>Try to focus on making a single bolt precisely hit a targetFINGERGUN
>>3695304>>Try aiming multiple bolts at once to a single targetUNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>3695304>>Try to focus on making a single bolt precisely hit a targetGuysguysGUYSLIGHTNING BILLIARDSOnce we get this shit under controlBut just imagine
>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for fingerg- I mean, single targetDC 50/75/100Gland-chan wishes you luck, uwu
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3695313Think Bigger anon! LIGHTNING SEA KING>>3695315
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3695315More like Flash B amirite
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3695315at what point do we start getting bonuses for our logia training?
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3695315
>>3695318>>3695319>>3695320When we stop jobbing;_;
>>3695319Meant to say Bang, but ignore that along with that SHAMEFUR roll
>>3695304>>3695309>>3695310Supporting Finger Gun zap.
>>3695315Hey BPQM, if we meet the Subpirates again can we have another spar with Onwii-chwan? With a bet that the loser has to do one thing the winner says?Because I want Flashman to make his big bro say out loud 'Uwu' in front of everyone
>>3695320When you hit C.0, which is the point where one can safely use it in a fight without risk of completely making things worse. Not far off now!>59... you hit basic DC, I guessNext up: p r e c i s i o nAka zapping shit with one big bolt. You try it, and... meh, it's okay. Forcing yourself to create only one bolt means it's larger than the previous one, and the loud CRACK makes you flinch, sending you completely off-target. The next one is a little better, and the next, although you still can't hit a precise point. You could target someone's chest, but not their heart - assuming the bolt didn't get pulled off-course by something along the way.(Lightning now at D.75! You suck.)>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADY>Try to send multiple smaller bolts, rapid-fire, one at a time>Other?>>3695324Shhhhhh. Gland-chan loves you and wants to be with you. Ignore its mucous membrane and give it cuddles.>>3695335As the younger brother, Flashy is the one that says uwu. And besides that, Lawless would immediately unlock Conqueror's Haki of such strength you'd immediately have a stroke and die.
>>3695343>>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADYWe'll do it even if it kills someone (evil)!
>>3695343>>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADYPLEASE
>>3695343>>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADY
>>3695343>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADY
>Roll 1d100, best of 3DC 55/70/90/100You were born for this.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3695352
>>3695343>Other?LOUD CRACK might attracted some people. So let's finish for today
>>3695353Well, shit.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3695352
>>3695353OH YEAG~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>3695353This is the best time to crit. I have two banked now by the way.
>>3695352>>3695353Does this also improve our pistol skill?
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3695352
>>3695353We were indeed born for this.
>>3695360Considering 1st roll was 100 and 2nd was 50, I'm waiting for a nat1 for the third.Congrats on critting for a fingergun in true Flashman style you MONSTER(Gland-chan is very impressed and swooning.)>>3695362Why no nat1?!
>>3695364Are we allowed to lewd Gland-chan?
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>3695361No. But electro-fingerguns are now a viable option, so who cares?>1hundoThis is about the point where you give up and aim a finger-gun instead, because screw it, no-one's watching.One bolt. One target. One Piece. No, not that last one.You aim. You focus on pulling a faint buzz of potential from your flesh and turning it into electrcity, sending it from---BANG--....... holy-crapFinger still outstretched after the massive crack, you stare at the targeted rock. Or rather, where it was before you blasted it to smithereens. Sure, it wasn't big, but still! What the hell is with that aim?! It's a lot easier to focus from a finger than a random bit of your hand...(Lightning now at C.1! Bonuses now apply. Lightning fingerguns can reasonably safely be used in combat at short range!)>Train more? (How?)>Other?Heading back, update soonish.>>3695372Gland-chan is tumourous, pulsating mass of bile and mucous, smelling of rot and death. So yes, you may both waifu and lewd it.It also wears a pretty pink bow besides the pus-seeping sore on its top section. So kawaii~~ <3
>>3695361>>3695357I hope with our FINGERGUNS, we can use SHIGAN and LIGHTNING SHIGAN in the far off future where Flashy fingerguns are actual weapons of mass destruction.Inb4 Fist of the North star shenanigans of hitting pressure points.
>>3695375>>3695380FINGERGUN TIME.TRAIN TO IMPROVE RANGE OF FINGERGUNS.
>>3695375> take one of our cannon balls and attempt to coat the metal with lightning without damaging it
>>3695375>>Train more? (How?)>Try to go full lightning while maintaining our shape
>>3695386>> take one of our cannon balls and attempt to coat the metal with lightning without damaging it+1
>>3695375>train more>train by turning into lightning and maintaining our shape/not getting sucked into the ground
>>3695466>>3695375actually nevermind this>>3695386>>3695407supporting this instead
>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for cannonbzzzzztsDC 60/90
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3695527
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3695527
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3695527
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3695527RAILGUN TIME
>>3695532oh flashy
now, and hear me out hereRailguns, with ob Haki aim
>>3695532YEYEYEYE
>>3695544>years from now, at the battle of marineford>garp is watching pirate ships flood in from all angles>suddenly, a streak of light appears from over the horizon>it strikes a pirate ship almost as soon as it appears, sinking it immediately>"HE'S HERE">"GOD'S ASSASSIN">"THE FLASH OF DEATH">"THE HUNDRED PIRATE SLAYER">one by one, more and more streaks of light appear, each one taking a ship with it>"WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?! HOW CAN HE SEE US?!!">cut to flashy, quietly sitting crosslegged on the bow of the mist with his eyes closed>mina hands him a cannonball from the pile>a massive explosion of sound roars out, launching the cannonball at many times the speed of sound>a trail of electricity crackles behind it as it leaves flashy's hands>the mist is physically pushed down into the water from the force of the launch, waves radiating out from around her>somewhere in the distance, a ship is obliterated>cut back to garp, who is filled with a mix of emotion>pride, sadness, anger, frustation at the whole situation>"...That's my boy."
>>3695544If figure out how to do partial transformations we can cut things at lightning speed as well. This fruit is fucking broken.
>>3695554not gonna lie Gods Assassin is my new favorite nickname for flashy
Guys we are just electrifying it we are not doing railgun at least i hope so
>a mere 97, how pathetic>97 + 5 = 102Hmmm.Metal things.... Plus lightning.Not willing to risk destroying omenofnthe weapons you actually care about, you pull a cannonball from one of your Dials, and stare at it.It's very... tempting.Screw it.With a shrug, you lift it up, and slowly press sparks of electricity into the metal ball of death.It sucks in that electricity like Strawbrat sucks in meat. And then it heats up. And then, as you shriek in sheer, confused panic, it's out of your hands and HOLY CRAP YOU BARELY EVEN THREW THATThe toppling trees as the cannonball heads out to sea don't really care about your horror. But then, if you scream in the woods and no-one's around to hear it, did you really nearly pee yourself?(Lightning now at C.15! GGnM: Science skill at D.5!)What the absolute hell was THAT.>(PANIC)>(Head back to town in case anyone comes to investigate)>(Destroy the evidence by setting the woods on fire)>Other?>>3695538I told you Gland-chan was best organ... >>3695558Your new official nickname is 'Cotton-Candy Lover'.
>>3695573electrifying it is the first step to railgunning it
>>3695573It WOULD have just been electrified, but you hit 90 DC, so... congrats. Thank you, Gland-chan.
>>3695574>"...Woah">(Try to do it again, this time in a more controlled manner.)
>>3695574>(Head back to town in case anyone comes to investigate)
>>3695574>(Run off to another part of the woods)
yeah, seems like it can already sink a ship
>>3695577inb4 we sinked Garp pick up ship
>>3695583this
Well, time to study up on science so we learn exactly what we did and how to do it better.
>>3695583supporting
Rolled 71, 35, 64 = 170 (3d100)>Roll 1d100, best of 3DC 55/85
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3695604
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3695604railgun time
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3695604
Flashy the railgun genius
>>3695607it's time
>>3695607Gland-chan is best girl.
>>3695607Incredible anon. Now we just need to electrify Billiards bullets and we're set.
>>3695616i see this training as figuring out fine precision railguning so we can railgun bullets shot by pistol-chan without breaking the greatest detective
>>3695616oh shit, here's an idea for an attack>take a whole handful of pistol bullets>use around the same amount of energy that you would for a cannonball>accelerate them all at once in a random forward directionIt's a shotgun at the speed of a railgun, with random trajectories.Even if you see them with observation haki, they're moving so fast that it's almost impossible to dodge.>flashy uses shotgun>everything in front of him, including the enemy, looks like swiss cheese in an instant
>>3695622Speaking of that, we might need to test firing a different gun first so we don't risk pistol-chan if the bullets explode in the chamber.
>>3695624That's a damn good idea anon, rail-shotgun. The only question Is what do we call It, It's a special attack. Are we continuing with the 'game theme' that billiards seems to have?Shotgun for short range, Billiards for mid-range and 'trap setups' where an opponent has to choose between tanking a billiards shot or taking a hit from us, and Railgun for any range, but particularly extreme range bullshit.Oh yeah, It's all coming together.
Rolled 43, 35, 11 = 89 (3d100)>>3695609Same anon as last time, I think anon is the railgrun genius.>95 + 7 = 102 again"... Whoah."You stare at the long path carved through the shattered remains of tree trunks, and out to sea. Good thing you weren't facing inland.The birds are still in loud, rushed flight, having taken off in a hurry once you unleashed your... weird cannonball attack thing, and you know what you have to do.Try it again!One more cannonball - you have three more on you - and you lift it, aiming carefully out to sea again, the first one having fallen and sunk into the ocean, and...You aim for the same path and direction as the first one, so no more trees are smashed through, but the loud CRACK and the speed and force of the cannonball are the same. Eventually, as you watch, it falls as a small for innth e distance, curving as it slows and hits the water.Electric cannonballs are kind of badass. And MUCH faster than normal.(Lightning at C.3! Science at D.55! Can safely and successfully electrify projectiles and railgun them without issue.)>Head back to the village.>Keep training (what/how?)>Other?>>3695624>Smoboss: (gives up entirely)>Zolo: BUT WHAT ABOUT SWORDS?!
>>3695647>Head back to the village.We hit subpirate, no witnesses
>>3695647>try to see if you can amplify your physical abilities with lightning, like moving faster or hitting harder without fully transforminglast bit of training before going back to the inn
>>3695654+1>>3695651Don't give her ideas idiot.
>>3695647>Zolo: BUT WHAT ABOUT SWORDS?!>Grabs a bunch of tiny blades and shoots them shotgun style>There, we used swords>>3695654>>3695647This. Physical enhancement time.
>>3695654ThisJust need to run electricity through our nerves in theory, right?
>>3695647>Head back to the VillageWe can't waste any more time.
>>3695647>Head back to the village.We've gotten a good head start and smoboss will give us special logia training eventually.Best to head back for now.
>>3695647>>Head back to the village.
>>3695654What if we put metal gloves and metal toed boots to increase the velocity of our limb movements.
Rolled 11, 17, 91 = 119 (3d100)>>3695660Infinite Blade Works...?>Roll 1d100 best of 3 to electrocuted yourself like a dumbassDC 40 to not injure yourself, 60 for low success, 90 for okay success.You're not proficient enough to do anything spectacular enhancement-wise right now. You also know very little about your nervous system, so a low score or nat1 will have serious consequences.
>>3695647Head back to the villageCan We let other people hit our railgun rounds? I kind of want to see Garp fire one...
>>3695666...Waste time?How are we wasting time?We're waiting for a ship to come pick us up, and we're finally getting a chance to train our fruit in a safe environment.What, you think they're going to leave without us if we're not there when they arrive? How thick are you?What a fucking numpty.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3695678
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3695678
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3695678
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3695678
>>3695654+1You know, we should try holding sticks or something while we do it, since they are fragile and flammable it would be a good way to learn how to control how much lightning we use since we have to be careful not to destroy them when we do it... Way better than risking our children.
>>3695683We also told klaus what we were doing and where so he knows to get us if the ship shows up early
>>3695657No u
>>3695692oh am thinking we gonna try with dulled practice swords before we try to electrify our children more than they are now
>>3695683I forgot to say, you're being picked up the day after tomorrow. I'm planning on lettingnyou vote as to whether it's Garp's ship, the White Mist, or Random Generic Marine Ship that's been sent to collect you.It also seems like most people want a mini Idiot Squad adventure before you go back, so if anyone has a suggestion, feel free. Otherwise I'll roll dice and work something out (maybe a jaunt somewhere to get your camera repaired and a photography mission).
>>3695692I like this idea.
>>3695701am thinking we have a trip to a city to fix the camera, and cause the minions want to buy books and stuff to study for officerdom, get dragged into defending the town from a pirate attack that kinda deal
>>3695678Well, now have an IC reason to pick some books on the nervous system up then.
>>3695713we should pick up books on physics in general and some biology
>>3695692>>3695699Yeah, we definitely need to practice with disposable weapons before we use our own.In theory we should be able to accelerate pistol-chan's shots without issue so long as our power doesn't go out of control, since we're applying the force to the bullet directly which shouldn't put any pressure on her barrel. If it got out of control though, it could begin to apply force to pistol-chan as well, which is bad for a number of reasons.As for our swords, it would be very easy to overheat their blades, especially if we were applying the charge directly to their cutting edge. That would result in ruining their temper, or even melting the edge. The temper could be fixed, but melting the edge wouldn't be good.That doesn't matter so much for things like the meteor hammer, which could have some seriously awesome chain-lightning effects applied to it.Likewise, i'm sure the heat lance could take a fuckton of power without any real issue, potentially creating a jet of high-temperature plasma that could cut through metal like butter. https://youtu.be/x-IsbSFTkcM?t=19
>>3695713I doubt that this small village has any complex science/medical books.
prob should have asked law for some basic med books regarding nervous system
>>3695724well yeah i mean next time we are in a big city or something like it
>>3695720So in short, for using the railgun with pistol-chan, we have to be careful not to use too much power so she doesn't explode or fly out of our hands.For our swords, we need either good control or to only use the lightning-edge in short bursts so we don't overheat them.For brute-force weapons like cannonballs, the meteor hammer and the heat lance, we can just go all-out without worrying about it.
>>3695735I think Enel could melt and reshape his staff right? We might be able to do something similar.
>>3695740yeah the guy could pretty much reshape gold at will thanks to his high level control
>>3695701Here's an idea for an adventure>Random Marine Ship run by captain McWho, he's kind of a laid back weirdo>Time passes on the way back, pass some island>OH SHIT IT'S A DISTRESS SIGNAL, PIRATES!>We're the closest responding ship men, we have to defend this place from pirate scum!>Idiot Squad, ASSEMBLE>CHAAAAAAAAAARGE>[Insert weird complications to the scenario here]
>89 + 7 = 96Then, because you're a reckless idiot, you decide to electrocute yourself.That is to say that nerves send, uh, electrical... pulse... things, right? Right. So if you can control those electrical-thingies, you could maybe... speed yourself up? Like with the cannonball?That makes sense. You think. Admittedly, you're not a metal ball, but still.You should proooobably not electrocuted your brain just yet though, just in case.Flexing an arm, you try to imagine those little electric signals that naturally run through it. Then you try to run more electricity through them.In a fraction of a second, your arm violently spasms, from finger to shoulder, and no further only because you forcefully prevent the electrical... charge?... from travelling further.Owwwwww.Scowling at your still-twitching, but thankfully painless arm, you move your fingers - everything works fine. Good. Okay, not quite right.This time, you have a better idea of the feeling of how electricity is MEANT to run through you - less of it this time, and you move your arm as well, swinging a punch through the air.It's... maybe a little faster than normal? Your arm feels a bit more more hot than it should be, too, though not burning or painful.(Lightning increased to C.35! GGnM: Logia skill at D.7! Three DF skills are GGnM: Logia, GGnM: Lightning and GGnM: Science.)That was definitely tiring; all this precision work is actually more exhausting than just brute-strengthing lightning bolts around.>Head back to the village and socialize.>Head back and sleeeeeep.>Other?
>>3695752>>Head back to the village and socialize.We should call Doctor Lighthouse. He might be able to give us some tips.
>>3695752>Head back and sleeeeeep.Wake up bright and early for adventuring tomorrow!
>>3695752>>Head back to the village and socialize.
>>3695752>>Head back to the village and socialize.>on the way tell your weapons that you are going to make sure you have complete control before you try any electric tricks with them so they dont get hurt
>>3695766Support!
>>3695758+1 FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE THATS WANTS TO CALL HIM!
>no-one thanks Gland-chan for its hard work looking after youDISGUSTING
>>3695766+1
>>3695774ARIGATO GLAND-CHAN!
>>3695774>DISGUSTINGYeah, that's how I would describe her. But you said it, not me.
>>3695784Don't you disrespect Gland-chan! It gave me like 4 great rolls in a row.
>>3695792Thats it!Gland-chan sucked all the luck from Abs so she could give it to us!
>>3695780***\(^W^)/***seasus crab, how horrifying>>3695805So you're saying that Gland-chan sucked Fireplace's D...?>return to the flammable village of flammability"Don't worry, guys," you tell your precious babies as you start walking back, patting your weapons (or the Dials storing them) as you do. "I'm gonna make sure I have good control over the electric stuff before I try it on you. If any weapons get busted, it'll be throwaway ones."You feel a little more reassured yourself, saying that, but you're sure your weapons feel safer too.Your tired legs drag you towards the village and into it, then into the pub, which seems livelier than when you left it.>Socialize with (???)>Actually, screw that, do something else.
>>3695825>>Socialize with Klaus: By the way that devil fruit, if you don't want it should we just give it to Sunglasses? (observation for eavesdroppers, devil fruit important business)
>>3695825>Socialize with (((Klaus)))>tell him about our training and what we did, ask for advice>then ask the minions for advice on controlling our logia
>>3695825>See if anyone is freaked out about the 2 sonic booms you made a bit ago.
>>3695825>>Call Doctor Lighthouse
>>3695832also yes, we need to give minion #2 his lye-lye fruit, the perfect counter to the acid-acid fruitwhat a dynamic duo
>>3695838+1
>>3695825>Call smoboss to mention that the mission totally went on without a hitch, oh and that you can turn your arms black. But that’s more of an after thought.
>>3695838Supporting
>>3695846really rather not mention our armament over den den, might get intercepted. If we call him it should be to say "hey all good might take a detour before coming home, love you dad"
>>3695846>"Yo Smoboss I got a bit of a tan on my arms, they're practically charcoal black. Also found another devil fruit by the way, sunglasses is gonna eat it, kay bye."Infinity cigar day
>>3695856To be fair, if you said Goricnac's 'love you dad' part at the end, the Armament and Devil Fruit would be rendered slightly less heart-attack-worthy.Looks like calling Doctor Lighthouse wins, any preferences/suggestions for what to talk to him about? I'll assume you call him in private.Going to sleep now, updates tomorrow along with opinions! Thanks for playing, Gland-chan says goodnight. Well, it coughed out a load of blood and phlegm. Same thing.
>>3695868Ask him about electric thingies in body and how to zap them to go faster.
>>3695868>Tell him that we made Commander>Ask him if electrocuting ourselves is a bad idea
>>3695868>>3695874this.>we made commander>we killed god and stole his power>we can use armament>we're getting gud at controlling our devil fruit>oh by the way how do i shock my nerves to go faster
>>3695894Uh, not to rain on your parade, but unsecured line.Commander is fine and asking about nerve zapping is too.Those other things tho, call me paranoid but I would rather not mention them just on the off chance that some day someone WILL be listening and we get fucked because of this.We can tell him that we will talk more in-depth about personal stuff face to face when we visit him.
>>3695907The answer is simple.We don't use mr.speedy.Just call from another den-den. We're in a village.
>>3695907As long as we don't use names it should be fine? Or maybe we can try to sense the signals Den Den's use to communicate to check if we're being spied on.
Hmmh...i'm wondering if we could have a Darth Vader scene in the future where Flashy tells either Luffy or Ace that we are his cousin and tell Luffy to JOIN THE MARINES SIDE(since probably knowing Garp,i would be legitimately surprised if he didn't make a sake ceremony with Z and Sengoku).
I just realized how pointless shocking ourselves to move faster is. We can literally turn into lightning. Even if we want a reflex boost we have already have observation haki.
>>3696511But we can't use weapons and Armament while we are Lightning. You know, our main ways to attack.
>>3696527If we do a partial transformation we can and with better results. Shocking ourselves is completely pointless.
>>3696539It could put us on the path of Kizaru-tier reaction times. Cut out the middle man of transferring electrons and just make them where they need to be.
>>3696539I don't think that would work like you think it would and also it would reveal we are a Logia.
>>3696560Kizaru isn't really that fast. he the fastest in a straight line cause light logia but it not like he can actually fight like Lee or Gai in lightspeed. His range attacks and his kicks/punch move at the speed of light (not with mass of course otherwise he be kicking you harder than a nuclear explosion.)With Lightning logia, we can move AND fight as fast as lightning. Especially if we just skip the whole delay process between the nervous system thanks to being a lightning man.
>>3696511the shocking ourselves bit is to have all those buffs without having to go full or even partial lightning, we still pretending to have a paramecia so being able to do this matters, also it still works as training for our GGnM skills so really it lacks a downside
>>3697111Trips confirm we're goddamn broken.So what should we focus on training gents? Should we go even further with refining our fruit to where we can safely add It to our arsenal, or should we keep on the haki/sword train a bit longer to solidify Armament more?I personally want to FINALLY add Billiards to our attack list, especially with LIGHTNINGU BULLETSU on the table In the near future. It's a good attack, It's a very One Piece attack. Let's use It.
>>3697600Honestly I would like to keep training Armament until we get to the point we can reliably activate it, say when it hits the 60s-70s at least, cause at the end of the day we are going to need it in the long run.
>>3696566>>3697291Yeah, I wasn't really thinking about the whole "hiding our logia" thing. This might also lead to us being able to control other people's bodies Doffy-style.
>>3697600im thnking of seeing if we can buy like a scythe f something from someone in the village, some raandom metal farming tool, and practice coating our weapons with electricity
>>3697600Yeah, let's get Pistol-chan a younger sibling so we can do the throw-sword-in-air-dual-pistol-lightning-bullethell
>>3697600I wanna practice with pistol chan. It's been too long since we've trained with her and all people keep talking about is out swords and jitte. Also our fans and rapier.
>>3698225don't forget Lance
>>3698225If finger-gunning lightning increases accuracy, I bet we can shoot it out of Pistol-chan just as well as we can normal bullets.Just gotta learn to moderate output so we wont melt her accidentally.
>>3698241Couldn't we theoretically use Armament on her to help with that, too?
>>3698248Actually, thats sounds like a great idea and a neat bypass for having to learn fine control.Strengthen the vessel instead of limiting output.The only problem could be juggling both logia and armament at the same time, but Im sure we could figure it out.
Okay, prepare for slower output and even shittiest quality today because I Am Dying. Also opinions tomorrow because I have Spent The Day Dying instead of finishing it.>>3698257It's tricky but possible. Up both your Logia and Armament skills first, though.
>>3698269qm did you eat gland-chan in your sleepSeriously, though, if you need to take a break Because You Are Dying then that's perfectly fine.
>>3698269well the important bit about spending the day dying is to not finish the process, cause then you ded, do McDonalds have free wifi in the UK? you could camp out in one again
>>3698269Chief, even though this is 4chan(nel), please understand we all care about you and want the best for you. If you want to take some time off or just take it easy, please do so.
>>3698269Sounds like a Silvers Harry Continuation is coming up soon.Seriously though don't rush yourself, take as much time as you need
>>3698276oh i think spiderboss means shes melting under the heatwave not that shes sick... at least i hope thats the case cause the heatwave should be easier to deal with than being sick during the fucking heatwave
>>3698273It's actually raining here, which is great, I Am Dying simply due to my usual health fuckery rather than heat. I'm also not bedridden and am mostly capable of writing, so new meds are working, huzzah. Also and far more importantly, my town doesn't have a McDonald's, because we have the far superior Wimpy, with limited time lime milkshakes. Be jealous, peasants.(On the bright side, I'm finally getting some scans next month to see if I can yeet some Gland-chans into an incinerator, so I'm holding out hope for a less painful next year!)Just doing some other stuff at the moment, writing soon.
>>3698284>WimpyNever heard of that. Is it any good?
>doctor lighthouse doctor lighthouse can u do anything 4 my brain damage???Much as you'd love to see whether the bartender can mix up a decent Flamingo, you've got a call to make. A call to a non-Lawless, non-Cutie doctor.A Doctor... with a lighthouse.Abs already gave Mr Speedy back downstairs - he and the minions are currently (terrifyingly) having a drinking contest, much to the bewilderment of the locals, who don't understand why a Shichibukai, a few Marines and a swordhobo have appeared - so you close the door to your rented room and settle down to make the call.He picks up after a few rings, sounding mildly irritated. You're fairly sure that's his natural state, though."Yes?">HEY DOCTOR LIGHTHOUSE GUESS WHAT???>What's up, doc?>Guess who has Armament now?>Other?>>3698302It's amazing. They're franchises so I'm sure there's SOME crap ones, but I've never found one. They actually sell bottles of their own-brand mayo now because it's so good, and the milkshakes are made with ice cream, so thick they can't be drunk with thin straws.
>>3698310>>What's up, doc?
>>3698310>What's up, doc?
>>3698310>What's up, doc?>If someone maybe has armament haki, not me of course, of course its me how do they do it better?
>become bugs bunny"What's up, doc?"A brief pause. "Oh, it's you.""No need to sound so excited..." You pull a face at Mr Speedy, letting Doctor Lighthouse's den den mimic your dashing and handsome expression. "So, how are you?""Not bad, not bad. Commander, now, right?""Yep!">I caught Fireplace Abs, but shhhhh, classified.>I did nifty classified stuff that I cant tell you about, because I'm a badass.>I puked on Crocodile. It was awesome. 11/10, would vomit again.>Other?
>>3698338>I did nifty classified stuff that I cant tell you about, because I'm a badass.>I puked on Crocodile. It was awesome. 11/10, would vomit again.
>>3698338>I puked on Crocodile. It was awesome. 11/10, would vomit again.>We have a new Shichibukai, of course I have nothing to do with it
>>3698345+1
>>3698338>>I puked on Crocodile. It was awesome. 11/10, would vomit again.>>We have a new Shichibukai, of course I have nothing to do with it>Also Stabbed the shit out of God, real happy about that one, guy was a dick
>>3698349Support
>>3698338>>3698345+1I'm very curious about his opinion on this. We did kinda screw over his former captains son.
>also i have a new oniichwan now, uwuYou puff up proudly. Sure, your Commanderiness may not be as shiny and new as it once was, but it's still pretty gosh-darn-diddly spectacular for a nineteen year old."I puked on Crocodile. It was awesome. 11/10, would vomit again. Now we have a new Shichibukai, of course I have nothing to do with it.""... Right. You vom- you know what? I don't care. Well done on not dying, he might have been the trash of his lot, but he was still stronger than you should have been.""Eh." You shrug. "I got lucky. Plus Smoboss was there to save my ass. Plus, y'know, I think he was distracted by sheer disgust.""Most likely. I hear he didn't chase you, at least. In a desert country, I wouldn't have bet on your boss for that one, Logia or no."You pause, trying to remember what the papers said. "Wait, you heard about that?"Mr Speedy grins, wide and wicked. "You think you're the only person on that ship of lunatics I talk to?""... I'm kind of scared right now.""Good, you should be. Just make sure not to piss off another Shichibukai in a hurry.">Nah, no plans for that. I think I kinda made up with Fireplace, he hasn't threatened to kill me in a while.>No promises, people seem to get strong opinions about me. Dunno why.>Pfft, like I'm gonna run across another Shichibukai any time soon!>Other?>>3698357He doesn't known ol' Goldie was Abs' papa.
>>3698363>>Pfft, like I'm gonna run across another Shichibukai any time soon!MAXIMUM IRONY
>>3698363>Pfft, like I'm gonna run across another Shichibukai any time soon!
Rolled 66 (1d100)Rollin' fer Seagull-Eyes Miseagull
>>3698375the random adventure being Mihawk dragging us off to do something cause hes bored would be hilarious
>and then boa hancock appeared"Pfft, like I'm gonna run across another Shichibukai any time soon!"Mr Speedy flinches. "Kid, don't ever tempt fate like that again. Ever. You won't like the consequences. I guarantee you'll run across another Shichibukai within the week.""I hope so, I'm sharing a room with one tonight. If he doesn't turn up, something's gone wrong."The silence reeks of confusion, before Doctor Lighthouse apparently decides not to bother about that, either. "So - did you just call to catch up and drive me senile, or was there anything in particular?">????>>3698378"I am searching... for Paradise's finest rum.""Never mind rum, my dude, have you ever heard of a Pink Flamingo?"".... Tell me more..."And that's how you addicted Mihawk and the entirety of Shanks' crew to cocktails.
>>3698378He realise that he need cameraman to document his adventures
>>3698386>So if someone, not me, has gained armement haki, not me, how would they go about training it better?
>>3698386>'????''>"Nah, only to catch up and drive you senile."
>>3698386>rum HAVE SOME CLASS WOMAN, EAGLE-EYE EDGY-KUN IS A MAN OF TASTE HE WILL BE SEARCHING FOR THE FINEST SCOTCH
>>3698386>So if someone, not me, has gained armement haki, not me, how would they go about training it better? Asking for a friend who isn't me.
>>3698386>So I ate a devil fruit not too long ago, a static paramecia, and I was wondering if you had any advice on how to use it. I tried to shock myself into moving faster earlier and it didn't work too well.
>>3698403>>3698401Support
>>3698399SHUT YOUR MOUTH-HOLE, UMESHU IS BEST, THEN RUMAlternatively, Miseagull is searching for a rematch with the mysteriously renamed Lolonoa Zolo, and you must defeat Miseagull to keep your eternal dibs. A tale of INTENSE RIVALRY ensues.
>>3698378Supporting Mihawk for idiot adventures. I want Hat & Sunglasses to meet him again.
>>3698411I just want shenanigans where Flashman needs to find Lost Recipes for Bartending in exchange for MiEagle teachings
>>3698411I too throw in my support for mihawk adventures, not only will sailing with someone with yonko levels of strength absolutely HUMBLE the flashman, but also out of all the shichibukai he's the one whose the least likely to just murder us on a whim (yes, abs-kun is also considered into this deduction, we're not friends...YET!)
Sorry, had to totter off for groceries.>A wild Miseagull appears for idiot adventures (plus/without Abs?)>No, Miseagull is not worthy of Flashy's attention because he is too goth.
>>3698482>A wild Miseagull appears for idiot adventures (plus/without Abs?)We need to meet and annoy all the important people
>>3698482>>No, Miseagull is not worthy of Flashy's attention because he is too goth.
>>3698482>>A wild Miseagull appears for idiot adventures (plus Abs)
>>3698482>>A wild Miseagull appears for idiot adventures (plus/without Abs?)+Abs, Garp orders it under the excuse that since Mihawk is the bets behaved Shichibukai he could teach Abs the ropes
>>3698482>A wild Miseagull appears for idiot adventures (plus/without Abs?)YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!QUICK, TOUCH HIS SWORDS!
>>3698482>>A wild Miseagull appears for idiot adventures (plus/without Abs?)
>>3698491+absAbs needs to meet his senpai and make him notice him We just need to perospero those damn SWORDS
>>3698482>A wild Miseagull appears for idiot adventures (plus/without Abs?)Could we have Xiaolong pirates rather than Miseagull?
>>3698490+1
>>3698502>without AbsWe don't share our dads. Mina is exception
>>3698482>A wild Miseagull appears for idiot adventures>No AbsI don't trust his jobbing to be completely gone. I don't want to be anywhere near him.
>>3698508But Gland-chan is supporting us now!
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3698505What about poor Rosi?! Are you trying to take him from Doctor Oniichwan M.D., you fiend?!>>3698502Xiao Long pirates will have their own arc of adventure later on, but it would take up too much time before Water 7/Ennies Lobby, sorry.>>3698513\(°W°)/gLaNd-ChAn LoVeS sEnPaIiT wAtChEs HiM sLeEpIt HuNgErS fOr HiS nOtIcE
>>3698517>\(°W°)/>gLaNd-ChAn LoVeS sEnPaI>iT wAtChEs HiM sLeEp>It HuNgErS fOr HiS nOtIcEDear fucking Christ, what have we brought upon this cursed land?
>>3698523I think you mean blessed land! Because Gland-chan is here!
Rolled 5 (1d100)>medical opinions neededYou cough. "So if someone, not me, has gained Armament Haki, not me, how would they go about training it better? Asking for a friend who isn't me."Doctor Lighthouse lets out the longest, lowest sigh you've ever heard, and damn if you haven't caused more than a few. Then he grumbles something about 'sprouts', but you don't think he's talking about anything medical.Then he answers.Honestly, it sounds like a load of ~mystic woo~ but... you can't really see a man of SCIENCE dicking you around like that. Plus, Observation seems kind of insane too, really.So you listen as he explains how to make Armament 'flow', using it to create armor or imbue weaponry, or just plain augment yourself. He sticks to the basics, because there's no point in the advanced stuff right now, but you feel like you'll have a better idea of what to do now.>Any more questions?>Social chat instead.>Other?>>3698540It's everywhere.
>>3698551>what do you know about training Devil Fruits?
>>3698551>also got myself a fruit, static static paramecia, tried to electrify myself to see if i could go faster or hit harder but it didnt really work, any advice on that? kinda not sure how to do it without frying my nerves
>>3698551>>3698555+1
>>3698551>Any more questions?How to train zapy zaps
>>3698551How have YOU been doing
>how do i yeet electricity my good sir"Okay, next up; also got myself a Fruit, Static Static Paramecia. Tried to electrify myself to see if I could go faster or hit harder but it didn't really work, any advice on that? Kinda not sure how to do it without frying my nerves.""You... you tried to electrocute yourself?" He sounds strangely bewildered."Only my nervous system!"This time, he just groans. "Don't DO that, you idiot! You're lucky you didn't give yourself a stroke!""Okay, but... I think it's possible?"Doctor Lighthouse clicks his tongue over the line, frustrated. "I'd suggest getting some Armament lessons from your 'friend' first, and run both at once. But seeing as they might be a while off... how much human biology do you know?""Uh. Blood should be kept inside the body?"Mr Speedy rolls his cute little eyes. "Yeah, thought so. Do some reading on it - especially the nervous system and the brain - and some reading on electricity as well. Don't try it until you're done with both of those, and then start with a finger or something, not a whole limb."Sounds slow. And boring. Plus, you're not even sure if you CAN be hurt by the electricity - Abs can't be burned by his own fire, right? Buuuut you're not gonna admit it's really a Logia and that your body isn't entirely human anymore.>Speaking of Devil Fruits, have you ever heard of the Ope Ope no Mi?>Man, I hate book-learning. Maybe I should sit in on a surgical lesson or something.>By the way, since you know so much about Haki, and that's mostly a New World thing... have you ever been to Sabaody?>Other?
>>3698594>By the way, since you know so much about Haki, and that's mostly a New World thing... have you ever been to Sabaody?Serious Flashman time!
>>3698594>Man, I hate book-learning. Maybe I should sit in on a surgical lesson or something.>Speaking of Devil Fruits and surgery's, have you ever heard of the Ope Ope no Mi?
>>3698594>>By the way, since you know so much about Haki, and that's mostly a New World thing... have you ever been to Sabaody?
>>3698594>By the way, since you know so much about Haki, and that's mostly a New World thing... have you ever been to Sabaody?Are we the bad guys?
>>3698594>>Speaking of Devil Fruits, have you ever heard of the Ope Ope no Mi?
>>3698594>>By the way, since you know so much about Haki, and that's mostly a New World thing... have you ever been to Sabaody?Fun times ahead.
>so how do you like dem slaves???Ever so casually, you move on to a different subject. After all, Doctor Lighthouse knows... a lot. A man of the world, as it were. And he's not the type who'd lie in favor of the Government if he DID know something."By the way, since you know so much about Haki, and that's mostly a New World thing... have you ever been to Sabaody?""Sure, in my younger days. Not in a long time, now... why? You have go to there or something?">No, but... when you were there, did you see anyone th slavery?>No, I just - heard some things about it, and I wanted to check if they were true.>I hope not. Apparently the slave markets there are a lot bigger than I thought.>Other?
>>3698650>>No, I just - heard some things about it, and I wanted to check if they were true.
>>3698650>No, I just - heard some things about it, and wanted to check if they were true.
>>3698650>No, I just - heard some things about it, and I wanted to check if they were true.
>plz break my belief in justice doctor lighthouse"No, I just - heard some things about it, and I wanted to check if they were true." You hesitate, uncertain. How do you say, 'yo, I heard they're selling regular civilians over in Sabaody, wassup with that?'? It seems... awkward."Hm?"Biting your lip hard, you dredge the words out.>It's just criminals they sell as slaves there, right? No-one else?>The slave market there - does it really abide by the laws?>... Never mind. It doesn't matter.>Other?
>>3698707>The slave market there - does it really abide by the laws?
>>3698707>The slave market there - does it really abide by the laws?Am I working for the bad guys?
>>3698707>>It's just criminals they sell as slaves there, right? No-one else? (slight creeping desperation into flashys vocie at the idea that this might not be the case)
>>3698707>>3698716+1
>>3698707>>The slave market there - does it really abide by the laws?
>>3698707>>It's just criminals they sell as slaves there, right? No-one else?
>tfw you find out you're the villainOkay.Here goes... everything."The slave market there - does it really abide by the laws? It's just criminals they sell as slaves there, right? No-one else?" Maybe you sound a little desperate by the end. Or a lot. You kind of hope he's going to say something like 'I never saw anything illegal there!', but...Silence.Then. "I won't insult you with a lie or a deflection." His voice is harsh and blunt. "The World Nobles take anyone they want, anyone they find interesting or attractive. And the slavers have their protection to take anyone they think they can make a profit on, who won't have people kicking up a fuss. Criminals, non-humans, beautiful women, those with rare or wanted skills or odd physical traits... it doesn't really matter. It's public knowledge there, and anyone who tries to stop it gets a bullet or a slave collar.">?????'ur a tool of evil, harry' said hagrid
>>3698800>... oh god, the revolutionaries are right
>>3698808>>>3698800wait not a secure line, cant say that>... I need to go rethink a lot of stuff, thanks for being straight with me
>>3698800>>3698816Supporting this. I really can't see Flashy saying "the revolutionaries are right" even if this was private though.
>>3698816>Supporting
>>3698816+1 I don't know if "secure line" matters after what he told us
>>3698800I.... I have to see this for myself. (denial)
>embrace the dark side, young flashwalkerUh.Well.Holy shit.Your mouth goes suddenly, weirdly dry, as your heart stops working for a second and then slams back to life ten times louder and faster. Okay. This is. Not good."I need to go rethink a lot of stuff, thanks for being straight with me," you blurt out, half-panicked, all-rushed, and not even slightly mentally-present.You don't- you can't- you don't really want to accept that... that what he's said is true, but... he doesn't have a reason to lie. And those papers...Maybe if you didn't already know that the Government was... not even close to perfect, then...Your mind is a thousand blurred, spiralling thoughts, repeating in restrained panic."Understandable," you hear Doctor Lighthouse say, a rock of calm in your ocean of internal screaming. "They don't exactly make it public knowledge; most Marines who aren't in that area or aren't above Commodore don't know it, or don't believe it. I'd recommend you don't go talking about it though, for your own health."You swallow, nod, then remember to speak. "Yeah. Okay. Thanks.""You all right?">I will be.>Not really, no.>I don't know HOW I feel.>I'm confused.>I'm furious.>Other?
>>3698866>>I will be.
>>3698866>>Not really, no.
>>3698866>I need to think, a lot, bit I'll be fine
>>3698866>Just some shallow cuts I think I will be alright>...>I'm confused.
>>3698866>just hung up and use all our cannonballs to destroy tress we really needs to calm down
>>3698866>I will be.
I will be suggests we're fine being used as a tool for evil.
>>3698895Nah, it's just Flashy trying to sound tough.
>>3698900eh it that case it's fine, back into the crowd I go.
>bad marines bad marines watchu gonna do"I will be," you promise. You're not good right now, you need to think, but - this is fixable. Somehow. You're sure of it."Hmph. All right, then." He doesn't sound like he totally believes you, but at least he doesn't try to call you on it. "You want to talk about something else?">(Topic?)>No, I... I need to go think. Thank you.>... I lost my rival's sword.>Other?
>>3698927>No, I... I need to go think. Thank you.I would pick this>... I lost my rival's sword.But its to funny and scene would lose its weight
>>3698927>>No, I... I need to go think. Thank you.Yeap, the mood is totally ruined.
>>3698927>>No, I... I need to go think. Thank you.
>>3698927>>No, I... I need to go think. Thank you.I wonder if that drinking contest is still going on.
>flashy.exe has activated ANGST MODE"No, I... I need to go think. Thank you.""No problem." He sounds almost sympathetic. "Take care of yourself, and don't try any electric crap until you understand your body better, got it?""Right.""And tell your 'friend' good luck with their Armament.""Aaaaabsolutely..."You say your goodbyes and hang up, staring down at Mr Speedy, whose tiny eyestalks gaze back up at you, wide and curious."The world sucks," you tell him, pulling some lettuce from your pocket for him to munch on. He seems less concerned with the state of the world, and more eager to stuff his little mouth with vegetation.Ahh, to be a den den. None of this moral bullshit. Not caring about human laws or ethics. Just... lettuce. And slime.Lots of slime.So, SO much slime.There's a reason Tashigi had the pockets specially lined for easier cleaning.>ALCOHOL TIME>Call someone else>Explore the village of flammability>Other?
>>3699034>ALCOHOL TIMETime to get kidnapped again
>>3699034>De-stress by the power of blowing shit up in the woods
>>3699034>Call someone elseGive papaSmo quick update of things then>Explore the village of flammability
>>3699034>>ALCOHOL TIME
>>3699034>>De-stress by the power of blowing shit up in the woods
>>3699034>ALCOHOL TIME
IT'S TIMECHOOSE STUPIDLY>Get drunk and kidnapped by pirates>Leave things up to fate and roll dice to see how sloshed you get>Other?
>>3699084>>Leave things up to fate and roll dice to see how sloshed you getSeasus take the wheel.
>>3699084>>Leave things up to fate and roll dice to see how sloshed you getrather not get kidnapped by irates again, can we drag klaus along for the drinking?
>>3699084>>Get drunk and kidnapped by piratesIt's basically tradition.
>>3699084>Leave things up to fate and roll dice to see how sloshed you get
>>3699084>Get drunk and kidnapped by pirates
>>3699084>>Leave things up to fate and roll dice to see how sloshed you get
>>3699084>>Leave things up to fate and roll dice to see how sloshed you get>Not leaving things to dice
>>3699093When I say 'pirates', I actually mean Miseagull if that makes any difference.And you can certainly try to drag Klaus into the drinking, except he's trying to steadily cut down on the whole alcoholism thing, so that might not work out.LOOKS LIKE SUMMONING THE DICE GODS WINGland-chan, are you ready? Yes? Here we go!First up:>Regular drinking>Drinking contest!>Other?
>>3699131>>Drinking contest!
>>3699131>Regular drinking
>>3699131>>Regular drinking
>>3699131>>Drinking contest!and yes to Mseagull kidnapping, more warlord shenanigans ftw
>>3699131>Drinking contest!>have everything stored with us in the dial and stuff so we dont forget anything or get it stolen from the inn (if we get kidnapped we dont lose everything)
>>3699131>Drinking contest!The only REAL Option
>>3699169honestly at this point making sure you have all your stuff well secured before drinking has to be standard procedure for flashy
>>3699131>Drinking ContestIf we're doing this, we are doing this in style, full insanity.
>>3699131>Drinking contestYou know funny thing is ace also uses finger pistols to shoot stuff, maybe its just a logia thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwsJXb35R8c
7-3 drinking contest!Hat and Sunglasses will automatically join in, even though they started drinking ages ago, because Hat and Sunglasses. Abs will also compete because Abs.(Oh dear Seasus, they all deserve each other.)>Attempt to get Klaus to join you?>Attempt to get everyone in the bar to join you?AND>What drink?
>>3699218>Attempt to get Klaus to join you?NO>Attempt to get everyone in the bar to join you?YES!>What drink?Pink flamingo or everything
>>3699218>Attempt to get everyone in the bar to join you?Because Flashy>What drink?Pink Flamingo
>>3699224support, if klaus is trying to drink less then lets not be a bad influence, but def drag the town into it
>>3699224Absolutely this.
>>3699218>>3699224+1
***\(°u°)/*** gLaNd-ChAn WiShEs SeNpAi LuCk, uwu>Roll 3 (three) d100, best of 3First is for convincing the rest of the pubgoers to join in. Second is for you getting smashed. Third is for being so drunk you call Klaus dad.Stop judging me.
Rolled 62, 26, 78 = 166 (3d100)>>3699269
>>3699269Time for some hangover tier shit.
Rolled 61, 23, 32 = 116 (3d100)>>3699269Do I still remember how to roll?
Rolled 64, 9, 34 = 107 (3d100)>>3699269
Rolled 22, 63, 56 = 141 (3d100)>>3699269
Wow.Your rolls all suck.Seriously. Ultimate suck. Barra sucks less than this, and he's gay.Anyone want to use their nat100 on re-rolls, or do you want to stick with these?
>>3699294Does a low roll mean we get less drunk?
>>3699294what are the effects of these rolls? before i decide whether or not to use my crit
>>369930364, 26, 78You convince a few people to join in, but not many. You can't get drunk, maybe because the Flamingos are too weak, maybe because your lightning keeps accidentally destroying the alcohol somehow, or maybe because Sabaody has permanently sobered you. Also you don't call Klaus your beloved swordhobo papa. Shocking.
>>3699344I'll burn one of mine then.
>>3699344wow, investing a crit would i have to choose one thing to crit on or does it just turn the night into something epic?
>>3699365>>3699353Burning a crit means another three 3d100 rolls, I asked for them all at once so the re-roll is for all three.Okay, Competentanon is burning a crit!>Roll 3d100, best of 3 again please
Rolled 79, 36, 38 = 153 (3d100)>>3699380
Rolled 28, 3, 36 = 67 (3d100)>>3699380
Rolled 41, 37, 58 = 136 (3d100)>>3699380
>>3699386>I keep drinking but my brain doesn't stop screamingPoor FlashySo we can make pretty lights and such now but we must eat enough for 5 peopleStupid hyper competent liver
>>3699386>>3699388>>3699391I don't blame you Gland-chan. This isn't your fault.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>3699412(u_u) >79, 37, 78 (from previous rolls)Abs was quietly burning the alcohol off so he could easily win, looks like you did the same by accident.Going to sleep now, your mildly tipsy Miseagull meeting is tomorrow. Thanks for playing!Rolling to see if you're going to constantly burn alcohol off by accident from now on.
>>3699455>94oh no
>>3699455fuck it am using my crit to try to save this
>>3699455STILL NOT YOUR FAULT.
>>3699455Brilliant. So our body developed a countermeasure to getting kidnapped by pirates when drunk by not getting drunk.
>>3699465Stop wasting crits, if we can't get drunk because our body burns the alcohol (toxic substance) we can't get poisoned either.
>>3699695yeah you right, we still meeting miseagull anyways
Once we get good enough with the science skill of our logia, we should try to electro plate all our weapons so we can coat them in silver or gold or an electrum alloy to conduct our powers better while keeping the steel underneath.
What’s with the aversion to potentially electrocuting our brain, again? We’re a Logia, even if we haven’t figured out how yet, can’t we become lightning, which probably would do the same thing anyway?
>>3700801Because Armament Haki.
>>3700801If your body is fully lightning, it's fine. If partial lightning or especially if you're trying to force more electrical signals through your nervous system, it could screw up your brain because your brain won't recognise potential rewiring as 'damage'. It's like how Abs can heat up his hand without damaging himself (without actually turning it into fire). Making your skin hot just has far less long-term consequences than sending random electrical jolts to your brain.
>79, 37, 78You join the group rapidly losing sobriety downstairs, with a desire to race far ahead of them. "Is this is a personal duel to drunkenness, or can anyone join in?"Hat stares at you with bleary eyes. "I will be... victorious.""That's a 'feel free to join in', says And, who seems suspiciously sober. "Last one standing gets 50 beri!"That's... not much. Although it's probably the principal that counts. Either way, you slot yourself in, and start instructing the unfortunate bartender on how mix a Pink Flamingo.Two hours later, as night starts to fall, the pub resounds to the drunken cheers of most of the pub, as the not-yet-collapsed drinkers down yet another pint of their choice. As for you, you glare at your cocktail, and wonder why the hell you're barely even feeling a buzz.Abs is also looking between your own drink and your face with clear suspicion. Considering he's the only other competitor who isn't at least swaying, that makes sense."I think he's onto you," Klaus mutters. He's been looking relieved ever since he realized he wasn't going to have to be the designated babysitter for three drunk Marines and a drunk Shichibukai."Onto-? I haven't done anything!"Your sword-tutor winks at you with obvious delight. "Uh-huh. Of course you haven't.""It's true!"Your never cheat at a drinking competition! Well, not for 50 beri, anyway, that's just pathetic.>Give up and head outside for some fresh air. Getting drunk clearly isn't working.>Stare Fireplace in the eye and drink a Flamingo in one go to assert dominance.>Pretend to get drunk. Fake it 'til you make it, and at least no-one can accuse you of cheating.>Other?
>>3701515>>Stare Fireplace in the eye and drink a Flamingo in one go to assert dominance.>>Ok why the hell can't I get drunk?
>>3701515>Stare Fireplace in the eye and drink a Flamingo in one go to assert dominance.
>>3701515>>Give up and head outside for some fresh air. Getting drunk clearly isn't working.
>>3701518>>3701515This
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3701515>Stare Fireplace in the eye and drink a Flamingo in one go to assert dominance.Rolling for And to job. Geddit? Cuz BPQM's autocorrupt is acting up
>>3701515>>>Stare Fireplace in the eye and drink a Flamingo in one go to assert dominance.>>>Ok why the hell can't I get drunk?
>>3701515>Give up and head outside for some fresh air. Getting drunk clearly isn't working.
>>3701515Inb4 we need abs special training to get drunk as a logia because all logia's filter alcohol or something like that.
>>3701558I'm just going to call that fucker Andy from now on. Fireplace Andy. I like it.>chug chug chug chug chugNarrowing your eyes, you ignore Klaus and lock gazes with Abs or And or whatever his name is.Then... you lift your glass, ignoring the straw, and drink that pink sweetness down in one long, furious gulp, like the ferocious and undefeatable beast that you are.>Roll 1d100 best of 3 not to get a cocktail umbrella in your eyeGland-chan thinks you'd look better with an eyepatch uwu
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3701570
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>3701570
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3701570
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3701570
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3701570
>>3701576Disappointing, I was hoping to see you stabbed in the eye and flailing for your first meeting with Miseagull.>87You chug that heavenly sweetness down like it's... well, like it's a Pink Flamingo. You are a drinking master. An elite. A black belt in cocktail-fu.Fireplace-And-Abs stares back, raising his tankard, and downs his own drink like the inferior alcohol that it is. Rum? Beer? Who even cares. It's obviously trash.The bright umbrella rolls to the side of the glass as your mighty battle continues. Sparks (thankfully not literal) fly between your alcoholic struggle. This is beyond the understanding of petty mortals. Destiny rests on this very result."You... y'look like id'yuts..." Sunglasses blathers, squinting bloodshot eyes between the pair of you, his namesake askew.With your free hand, you make a helpful suggestion regarding where he can place his opinion.And then the door opens, and Seasus-damned Mibird the Shichibukai walks in like this is some kind of Shichibukai convention, the more conscious drinkers' noticing him with obvious bewilderment.>(Ignore Mibird. You must defeat &. For justice.)>(Choke on your drink because WHAT)>(Try to use his entrance to distract Fireplace.)>Other
>>3701619>(Ignore Mibird. You must defeat &. For justice.)
>>3701619>Wave over to Mohawk to join your drinking game
>>3701619>>(Ignore Mibird. You must defeat &. For justice.)
>>3701619>>3701628+1
>flamingos before hawksThe bird... is unimportant. A nothing. You vaguely see him walk to the bar behind Abs, but your concentration is - naturally - focused on the matter of true importance.The glass is drained. Abs' tankard is emptied. The two hit the table, as both of you keep your glares locked. No victor yet. It will come."Is that...?" Klaus stares at Mibird's (admittedly stylish) back. Un. Im. Portant."Another round," you tell Abs."Another," he confirms.>BARLADY! MORE BOOZE!>You're going down, Abs. On the floor, next to Hat.>Let's raise the stakes...>Other?
>>3701661>BARLADY! MORE BOOZE!
>>3701661>You're going down, Abs. On the floor, next to Hat.
>>3701661>>BARLADY! MORE BOOZE!>>You're going down, Abs. On the floor, next to Hat.
>>3701661>>BARLADY! MORE BOOZE!
>>3701661>>You're going down, Abs. On the floor, next to Hat.
>>3701661>BARLADY! MORE BOOZE!>You're going down, Abs. On the floor, next to Hat.
>guy who can't get drunk vs guy who also can't get drunk but doesn't know it. WHO WILL WIN??? the bar owner who's making a fortune"You're going down, Abs," you tell him, low and dark. Like an espresso. An espresso... of justice. "On the floor, next to Hat.""That's about as likely as you making Fleet Admiral," he scoffs, which only guarantees your victory you'd make an amazing Fleet Admiral."Ha! We'll see. BAR LADY! MORE BOOZE!"You see her nod briefly at you, still pouring a new tankard for Mibird, with shaking fingers. As for Mibird himself - his magnificent hat turns as he shifts to glance at your table withWhoah. Dem eyes.>... They're pretty damn sweet.>C R E E P Y>That yellow... You were kidding before, but is he actually related to Lawless?>Other?
>>3701693>... They're pretty damn sweet.
>>3701693>>... They're pretty damn sweet.
>>3701693>IGNORE AND DRINK YOUR MANLY PINK DRINK!We can stare deeply into his eyes later ,right now taking down abs is the priority
>>3701693>... They're pretty damn sweet.>"Your eyes look really cool, mihawk!">Continue drinking
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3701704It's too late, it's time to stare into his eyed and be hypnotised into thinking you're a chicken. Or hawk. Whichever.Rolling for mysterious hypnotic Mibird.>>3701711>not using a stupid nicknameHow awful>Roll 1d100 to not stare at his badass eyes like a giant dork
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3701713
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3701713
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3701713more like>mihawk is so cool that he's the one person flashy takes seriously
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3701713>>3701719woot
>>3701719bruh
>>3701719>>3701723O_O
>>3701719>>3701723AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3701719>>3701723
>>3701723>>3701719
>>3701719>>3701723This has to be us going conquerors on Mihawk right?
>>3701719>>3701723wut
>>3701729my first nat 100 too....
>>3701732>figurative sparks between ace and flashy turn into literal sparks of conqueror's haki between mihawk and flashy
>>3701736>>"Your eyes look really cool, mihawk!"PLEASE YES
>>3701732he's your latest swordad now>>3701735Get yourself a trip so I can curse you by name. Same for other nat100 anon.OKAY SO THAT HAPPENED>Casually and dismissively look away from him>Attempt to start a staring contest>"Abs... go greet your senpaaaaaai~">Other?Alas, there is literally zero reason at the moment to accidentally unleash CH.
>>3701750>"Abs... go greet your senpaaaaaai~"
>>3701750>>Attempt to start a staring contest>at the end of it... wink>"Abs... go greet your senpaaaaaai~"
>>3701750>>"Cool Hawkeyes bro!" *raise your Pink Flamingo to him*
>>3701750>Attempt to start a staring contest>whilst still drinking
>>3701750>>Attempt to start a staring contest
>>3701760>"Great Hawkeyes cosplay, bro!">"......"
>>3701750>>"Abs... go greet your senpaaaaaai~"
>>3701750>Attempt to start a staring contest
>>3701771Not exactly what I was going for, but that's even funnier than what I was thinking!
so, getting drunk with Mihawk?
>TARGET ACQUIREDMibird's gaze is... weirdly magnetic. In a terrifying, intimidating way that makes everyone it passes freeze up or shiver.It affects you for precisely 0.01 of a second, whereupon you lock eyes with him and lean forwards slightly, keeping your eyelids firmly in the UP position.'Bitch,' your posture says, 'it's starin' time.'Those vivid eyes fix on you like Lieutenant Junior Grade's on a meitou. Almost like... A HAWK. Amazingly.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to beat Mibird in a staring contest.DC is 90 because Mibird.>>3701787>"You're too short to be accurate, though.">"...................."
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3701791
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3701791
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3701791
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3701791
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>3701791
well looks like we lost unless soemone wants to use a crit, i've decided to save mine for combat since we might end up sparing with mihawk
>>3701798For trip, you need Name##password rather than just Name! Otherwise anyone can stick your name in there.Has other nat100 picked a trip? I didn't see it.
>>3701807Oh, it's Poll, never mind.I wouldn't recommend using a reroll unless you REALLY want to win, it's not a big deal and you already caught his attention.
>>3701807like this
>>3701791>>"You're too short to be accurate, though.">>"....................">>"Might wanna be careful though, don't think Mihawk appreciates people impersonating him.">>"....................Seriously?"
>>3701812Yep, good job. I can now make a voodoo doll of you. MWAHAHAHA... HA>66 your eyes are weakYou stare.He stares.You stare harder.He stares... at pretty much the same amount.Your eyes start to feel dry."Prettyboy, please stop before he kills us."Mibird keeps staring.You can do this. You believe in your eyes! Your painful, itchy eyes!"Aaaand we're dead."Mibird's eyes don't even move a fraction as his filled tankard is pushed carefully onto the counter.Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.You... blink. Hard. And reach up to press your fingertips against your closed eyelids, wincing. "Nooooooo!">I nearly had him!>BETRAYED BY MY OWN EYES.>I would have won that! I was just dehydrated by all the alcohol!>His eyes are clearly magic, it doesn't really count.>Other?>>3701821>"Yeah, seriously. I've heard he's a total diva. Throws tantrums aaaaall the time.">"............................." (draws sword)
>>3701843>BETRAYED BY MY OWN EYES.
>>3701843>His eyes are clearly magic, it doesn't really count.We're basically undefeated in everything we do if the other party doesn't cheat, after all
>>3701843>>BETRAYED BY MY OWN EYES.
>>3701843>>BETRAYED BY MY OWN EYES.>>His eyes are clearly magic, it doesn't really count.
>>3701843>>I would have won that! I was just dehydrated by all the alcohol!
>>3701849And if the other party isn't a roof.
>>3701843>>I nearly had him!>>BETRAYED BY MY OWN EYES.>"Yeah, seriously. I've heard he's a total diva. Throws tantrums aaaaall the time.">"............................." (draws sword)>>"Man you even got a replica of his sword! Talk about dedication!"
>>3701858roofs cheat, we just don't know how
>>3701843>BETRAYED BY MY OWN EYES.>Oh well, congrats on the win. How’s your day been?
>oh no the agony"BETRAYED BY MY OWN EYES," you lament, feeling the exquisite agony of a) THE BETRAYAL and b) ow ow sore eyes. "His eyes are clearly magic. It doesn't count.""Uh." Abs' voice, mildly confused. "Why is Hawk-Eyes here? And why did you start a- no, I know the answer to that one.""Yeah, it's 'cause Prettyboyhas no sense of self-preservation.""Exactly."This is so rude. Your eyes are closed, not your ears! At least they're stinging less now, so you squint them open, blinking carefully. "You both suck. And so does Cheaty-Eyes Mi- oh-hi-wow-when-did-you-get-here."Mibird stares down at you, expressionless. Wow. Tall. Also: cool hat. His tankard is held casually, as if he's considering whether to put it down and stab you. "While your eyes were closed."... Okay. Mibird is either very literal, or enjoys deadpan sarcasm.>Nice cheaty eyes, Cheat-Eyes.>Okay, as soon as I'm done winning the drinking contest, we need a rematch. I'll be prepared this time.>Be honest. Are those contacts? I promise I won't tell.>Other?>>3701866I'm going to spoil Raftel for you. One Piece is actually a book on the myriad secrets and weaknesses of roofing.>>3701864And thus did Flashy die, of his own hubris, confused as to why this excellent cosplayer was so ungrateful for his advice. And thus did Zolo gain even more reason to kill Mibird, although he never got Wado back. THE END.
>>3701902>Nice cheaty eyes, Cheat-Eyes.
>>3701902>Be honest. Are those contacts? I promise I won't tell.
>>3701902>Okay, as soon as I'm done winning the drinking contest, we need a rematch. I'll be prepared this time.
>>3701902>>Be honest. Are those contacts? I promise I won't tell.
>>3701902>>Okay, as soon as I'm done winning the drinking contest, we need a rematch. I'll be prepared this time.bp, not sure you get enough complements for this, but you do a really good job at replicating the feel of OP. Almost all of your dialogue options are something that I wouldn't see as out of the ordinary as the Audience.
>>3701913Thank you! Next dialogue option will be>Do you poop?
>>3701902>>Okay, as soon as I'm done winning the drinking contest, we need a rematch. I'll be prepared this time.
Oh crud, later than I thought. Heading back, update soonish.
>>3701902>>Okay, as soon as I'm done winning the drinking contest, we need a rematch. I'll be prepared this time.>And thus did Flashy die, of his own hubris, confused as to why this excellent cosplayer was so ungrateful for his advice. And thus did Zolo gain even more reason to kill Mibird, although he never got Wado back. THE END.>>His last thoughts on his gravestone, "Even learned his techniques, wow what a dedicated cosplayer.">>Even in death, Flashy is a dumbass.
>do people want to be-dad mihawk?"Okay," you inform him. "As soon as I'm done winning the drinking contest, we need a rematch. I'll be prepared this time."Mibird's cheaty eyes swing across to look at Abs, who stares back with studious disinterest. "A drinking contest against a Fire Logia? An interesting opponent to choose, I must say."Abs coughs lightly. "Well, uh. He's been a worthy opponent so far."Mibird cocks a freakily elegant eyebrow, face still otherwise bland. "I'm sure.">Yeah, Fireplace can't have THAT good a liver.>(preen at the compliment. You're so awesome.)>He actually started drinking before me... maybe it isn't really fair...>Other?
>>3702039>(preen at the compliment. You're so awesome.)
IMPORTANT NEWSMihawk is 6'6", which makes him one of those disgusting tall people who have nothing better to do than grow and show off their height. Booooooo.
>>3702039>>(preen at the compliment. You're so awesome.)>>You're welcome to join the contest
>>3702039>>He actually started drinking before me... maybe it isn't really fair...
>>3702039>Yeah, Fireplace can't have THAT good a liver.
>(preen at the compliment. You're so awesome.)
>>3702039>He actually started drinking before me... maybe it isn't really fair...
>flashy is a moron, news at 10You preen at the compliment to your incredible drinking skills. Damn, you're awesome.Mibird's gaze drags back over the table - including your cocktail glass with accompanying umbrella - before a nervous waitress approaches to quickly serve your ordered drinks and flee. Then it passes on up to Klaus' swords (he keeps his mouth shut, body tense) for a brief few seconds, before moving on to your own. They slide even faster off yours.He doesn't glance at Hat or Sunglasses' daos, though whether that's due to their infantry uniforms or the fact they're both passed out, you have no idea.Then - he gives an almost laconic shrug, as if dismissing everything, before raising his tankard to his lips and turning away. From this close... seeeeeeeasus, that sword must be seven feet tall. And black?>... It's so big. I wanna touch it.>Heeeeeey... lemme spar with you!>Hold up, are you not here for Abs? Is this seriously a coincidence?>Other?
>... It's so big. I wanna touch it.>Heeeeeey... lemme spar with you!>Hold up, are you not here for Abs? Is this seriously a coincidence?In that order
>>3702135>>Heeeeeey... lemme spar with you!
>>3702135>... It's so big. I wanna touch it.
>>3702135Sparsparspar
>>3702135>Heeeeeey... lemme spar with you!
>>3702135>>... It's so big. I wanna touch it.
>Heeeeeey... lemme spar with you!Be prepared to whip out those hundreds.And our daily. And then still make sure to pray.
>rip flashyHe's just gonna walk away.With that sweet, sweet sword of sweetness.No."Heeeeey," your big, fat, dumbass mouth says, "lemme spar with you!"Everything screeches to a halt of horrified disbelief, except for Mibird, who pauses before doing the ol' cheaty-eyes over over shoulder at you. It's kinda intense."AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Klaus' hand clamps tightly onto your shoulder and squeeeeezes. "HE'S JUST KIDDING. WHAT A KIDDER! SO FUNNY. IF ONLY HE'D SHUT UP.">What? He's a Shichibukai, it's not like he's allowed to kill Marines.>Hey, I'm only asking!>C'mon, when would I get the chance to learn from such a strong opponent again?>Other?
>>3702199>C'mon, when would I get the chance to learn from such a strong opponent again?
>>3702199>It's fine! I mean, i know he's ridiculously strong and i have no chance of winning, but it's a once in a lifetime chance! Besides, i don't see any malice in his eyes. I bet he's a pretty nice guy, if you just give him a chance.
>C'mon, when would I get the chance to learn from such a strong opponent again?
>>3702199>>Hey, I'm only asking!
>>3702199>>C'mon, when would I get the chance to learn from such a strong opponent again?
>>3702199>>C'mon, when would I get the chance to learn from such a strong opponent again?Though we would probably need 3 nat100s in row just to learn something before getting instantly KO'd.
>>3702223You can pretty easily learn that you're a dumbass, don't worry!Three nat100s might let you scratch him, though. Maybe.
>>3702199>What? He's a Shichibukai, it's not like he's allowed to kill Marines.>C'mon, when would I get the chance to learn from such a strong opponent again?Ahahahahaha
>>3702199>>Hey, I'm only asking!If you all get any of our swords killed I'm dropping the quest.
>>3702199>C'mon, when would I get the chance to learn from such a strong opponent again?, also I'm only asking, I don't think he goes killing everyone that wants to learn about swords, or breaking their swords, that would be rude.SAVE THE CHILDREN.
>>3702199>What? He's a Shichibukai, it's not like he's allowed to kill Marines.>C'mon, when would I get the chance to learn from such a strong opponent again?>>3702232That is categorically false.
>press f to pay respectsBut this is a once in a lifetime opportunity! "C'mon, when would I get the chance to learn from such a strong opponent again?" "AHAHAHAHA neeeeever, because you'd be DEAD."Mibird himself, though; he turns, oddly gracefully, still looking utterly bored despite his eyes boring in on you. "What rank are you?"Uh. "Commander?""Mm. Age?""... Nineteen?"He seems to consider you for a moment, as if inspecting an unfamiliar insect. "And what would you hope to learn from such a spar?">??????>>3702245>spar with the greatest swordsman in the world>he draws a blade>you start throwing cannonballs at him>"............"
>>3702271>Whatever I can learn. I need to get stronger and I can't be too picky about it.
>>3702271>I want to become a better swordsman. Strong enough to protect my family. To do that, right now what i need is... armament haki.
>>3702271>>3702275>Whatever I can learn. I need to get stronger and I can't be too picky about it.>Tho some armament haki wouldn't be so bad to get as well
>>3702271>Anything I can sir, I mean you're the best swordsman in the world I gotta take this chance now that it's presented itself!
>>3702278>I know my swords are nothing special, but they mean a lot to me. I'm always worried about them breaking, but if i could control armament haki i could keep using them forever.>I have great teachers whom i can learn swordsmanship from every day, but only you could teach me to use armament right n
