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>>3674447

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>Previously on PKMN (RED/BLUE) Quest
Blasted through Safari Zone with only moderate impalement, and finished up Fuschia by earning the Soul Badge!
Seafoam Islands were a bit of a trip, but we caught an Articuno! We had a little run in with our gooey doppelgänger, but blasted his head off and left him for dead in the sea.
Visited a lab, a mansion and the Gym in Cinnabar to round out our badge collection.
Unfortunately our drippy clone got the drop on us and is dragging us to the shores of Cinnabar...
Find out what happens NOW in Pokemon (Red/Blue) Quest - Vol. 8:
You Can (Not) Catch ‘Em All
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>Wake up

You wake up. Looks like you’ve been strapped to a surfboard and the goo-you is dragging you up and down the surf.

Uh oh... that’s how a random encounter happens!

What do?

>Be forced to look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3693381
>Look for PKMN
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>>3693381
>Try to get in touch with Joyous
>Struggle
>Scream for help
>Anything to NOT do that!
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>>3693392
This, mainly the part about getting into contact with Joyous
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>>3693381
>Write in
Say you actually have to surf on a Pokemon for it to work and not just surf in general
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>>3693400
How about not pretend to be retarded.
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>>3693392
support
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>Look for PKMN
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dft-1Hoggkg

Wild MISSINGNO appeared!

Things feels a little... different.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Contact Joyous
>Write in
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>>3693407
>Contact Joyous
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>>3693407
>RED, TURN OFF THE CONSOLE
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>>3693413
THIS.
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>>3693413
Support
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>>3693413
this
Fuck you Missingno.
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>>3693403
I thought it was clever
>>3693407
>Contact Joyous
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>>3693413
The fucking mad man, support
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>>3693407
>Slightly pull out the cartridge
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Contact Joyous first. Turn the Gameboy off as a last resort.
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>>3693413
>>3693415
>>3693417
Ya’ll don’t want a GAME OVER now, do ya?

>Contact Joyous

You call upon your psychic link with Joyous, and ask for guidance.

“I dunno Red, this guy seems serious. He has his own theme music and everything! But.. if I had my best guess I’d say you should probably just catch it. It’s a Pokemon, after all... right?”

Well that’s one option.

“Also... I don’t think your regular pokemon really stand a chance against this but maybe.. may I can fight it? You know, with my elite psychic demon Chuuni powers? Maybe...”


What do?

>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Masterball (Roll 1D1)
>Write in
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3693433
DO NOT roll to catch it. DO NOT pretend.

>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
Don't Die.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3693433
>>...Throw Masterball (Roll 1D1)
I feel like this will corrupt the game do not do it

>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
MIND BREAKER
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3693433
>>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
IT'S A TRAP, the only thing worst than finding MissingNo is catching it.
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>>3693433
>Be railroaded.
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>>3693438
>>3693436
>>3693434
FUUUCCCKK
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>>3693434
Shit, wrong dice. Sending Joyous out is a fool's errand.
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693433
>Throw Masterball (Roll 1D1)
I don't want to hurt joyous no matter how much she brags about her psychic power
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>>3693445
Can you NOT do that?
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693433
You know what
>throw Masterball at Joyous (Roll 1D1)
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>>3693442
Do you have a better idea then?
>>3693445
AND DOOMING ALL OF US IS BETTER?
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>>3693445
Joyous is gonna die anyway if we catch MissingNo., you actual retard.
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>>3693445
>>3693450
you two have just single-handedly ended this quest I hope your proud you pieces of shit
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>Joyous, attack
You roll shitty.
Joyous sends a psychic attack at MISSINGNO.
Obviously it doesn’t do anything.
He responds with an


É̶̢̗̥̰̹͔̦̹̳̠̈͗͒̿̑͗͊͗́̆R̷̢̛̟̭̝̟̙̖̈́̍̆͂̑̍́͌͘͘R̷̢̢͖̙͎̪̺͒́̔̾͊͑̚͠ͅƠ̴̹͎̙̱̘̏̍͛̐͆́̌̈͛̑͘͝R̸͙̥̭̖̫̳͆͂̀̉̒̔̒


You psychic link with Joyous is broken!

“Come on, Red. Can’t you see that you’re being railroaded by a shitty QM? Just toss the fucking ball.”

What do?
>Toss the ball
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3693433
>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
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>>3693480
>Flee
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3693482
>>3693480
Red+Rage against the dying of the light
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>>3693480
>>Toss the ball
I've been waiting for this moment ever since you faggots pussied out of being Boss Rocket.
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>>3693480
>write in

Use all seven sins simultaneously to banish this monstrosity!!! GOD HAND!!!
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>>3693480
Wait, did we forgot to put the Masterball on the sixth slot? God dammit, I wanted it to catch Mewtwo.
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>>3693490
But we don't have all of them yet.
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>>3693490
did we collect all of them?
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>>3693480
>RESET
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3693490

>>3693493
>>3693495
Fake it till you make it baby
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>>3693480
>Write in
Flee to dream scape
>>3693488
Behold, a legendary faggot.
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>>3693498
....you've fuck us all
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>>3693499
>can use the heist chip to help stop this
>NAH WE DON'T NEED IT LOL
I hope you're happy, suffering the consequences of your own actions.
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>>3693495
we only collected
lust
wrath
pride
sloth
gluttony
there are two left
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>>3693498

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

You try to rage against the machine, but you just trip and drop the masterball on MISSINGNO’s head.

Oh, you caught MISSINGNO!
And nothing bad came of it.

Wait.

What’s that music?


>uh oh
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>>3693502
What part of "Pokémon can't beat this thing" didn't get through your head?
>>3693512
>uh oh
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>>3693512
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE, fucking railroaded into a bad ending
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>>3693517
Isn't it wonderful?
>>3693512
>wake up.
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>>3693512
>Crush the ball
Fuck you my dude
this is only going to end poorly i can tell, but fuck it it might work
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3693512
>wake up from a bad trip after eating one of Shroomy's shrooms and proceed to leave Mount Moon
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IS THIS FUCKING QUEST CURSED?
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>>3693527
fuck
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>>3693527
That doesn’t happen.

>Uh oh
“Welp, there it goes, Red. The corruption of the world! It was so Easy, too! Let’s sit back and just watch the devastation, huh?”

>Watch the fucking world end
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IF IT'S ANY TIME TO RESET NOW WOULD BE IT.
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>>3693532
Nah, fuck you. Reset.
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>>3693532
PAP PAP PAP PARAPAP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3693532
RESIST
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>>3693532
Turn off the game console.
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>>3693532
>>Watch the fucking world end
At last we can finally rest.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3693532
>Go to the next game, this world is no longer worth it
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>>3693532
>Reset
We never saved at all during this quest, did we?
Hahahaha.
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>>3693553
THE MAD MAN, support
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>Meanwhile, in Pewter
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>>3693532
>Reset the game
>Spend 3 threads in a corrupted new game then don't run the 4th for several years
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Guys
I had an idea.
Nobody Vote.
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>>3693563
fuck brock no
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>>3693577
Think it's too late for that, but that is kinda smart.
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>In Celadon...
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yawn.
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I am deeply upset by this turn of events
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>RG working his way up to Vermillion
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>>3693602
Pfft, you shouldn't be. You say it like the game is over already, or like this quest was ever meant to be taken seriously.
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>Vermilion...
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>>3693613
I've seen enough, reset.
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If OP wants to throw Evangelion's plot at us, it's finally time.
We need to supplant one mecha plot for another.
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>Palette
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>>3693626
>Nothing happens
Nice.
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>>3693624
Wrong image, fag.
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>>3693626
>>3693637
Wouldn’t be a proper threat without forgetting the image
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>>3693647
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>3693647
MOM NO WE WERE FINALLY GONNA FUCK
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>Ok wow, that was exhausting

Good, now that all the readers are gone we can finally get back to things.

You wake up on a desolate beach. The world is in ruins. Misty lays comatose next to you.

What do?

>Choke a bitch for reasons that have multiple interpretations
>Cry
>Examine green object
>Write in
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>>3693664
>>Examine green object
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>>3693664
>Examine green object
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>>3693664
>>Choke a bitch for reasons that have multiple interpretations
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>>3693664
Wake misty then check on pokemon
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>>3693664
>Examine green object
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>>3693664
>Fist bump with Misty. Bros till the end.
>Examine green object
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>>3693664
>cry
man fucking man atleast it doesn't get worse than
>sadpanda is going down in a few hours
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>>3693664
>Wonder if we had met a Jenny would her head be on the horizon
>Examine green object
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>>3693679
>Fist bump with Misty. Bros till the end.
Yeah, we're not socially stunted.
>Examine green object
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>>3693681
>Sadpanda is about to die
Wait what?
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>Examine Object

You take a moment to fist bump your bro. Looks like she isn’t in much of a fist bumping mood.

The object is your trust old Gameboy! Man, you remember the good times you had with this thing.
But it looks like the game Data is corrupted...

What do?

>Start new Game
>Write in
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>>3693697
the end is nigh
>>>/h/5411286
save it save as much as you can
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>>3693701
>Start new game
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3693701
>>Write in
Blow into the cartridge
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>>3693701
>Start new Game
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>>3693701
>>Start new Game
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>Start new Game

You take out the cartridge, blow on it.
You start up a new game and choose being a Boy.
Now that you think about it that wasn't a Gen 1 option, but who's keeping count of mistakes?

Sweet, you’re a dude and you’ve got the bits to prove it. Time to set off on your Pokémon jour-
Wait. You have no Pokémon,
What do?
>Run into the tall grass like an idiot
>See the Pokémon Professor
>Check your PC
>Write In
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>>3693701
>Start new Game

>>3693702
God fucking damn it
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>>3693719
>>Check your PC
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>>3693719
>Run into the tall grass like an idiot
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>>3693719
>Check your PC
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>>3693719
>>Check your PC
[AAAAAHHHHHHH]
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>>3693719
>Check your PC
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>Check PC
Time to wind down for a bit . You boot up the ol’ PC.
So many options!
>Check Item Storage
>Read News
>Browse Web
>Write in
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>>3693743
>>lOOK BEHIND THE COMPUTER TO THE RIGHT
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>>3693743
>>Read News
I've always wondered what this option was for.
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>>3693743
>>Write in
Check porn folder for Noodle. That's totally where she'd hide.
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>>3693744
Oh, it's your private stash.

What do?
>Write in PC action
>Run into the tall grass like an idiot
>Write in
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>>3693743
>Check porn folder
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>>3693751
>>Write in PC action
Check porn folder
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>>3693751
>>Read News
Stop recycling pics lazy fuck
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>>3693753
Whoops.
>>3693751
>>
>>3693758
I have no idea what you're talking about
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>>3693751
>>Check porn folder for Noodle
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>>3693751
>Write in PC action
Potion.
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>Check Porn Folder
Yep, it’s all here. The hottest skanks in kanto doing the filthiest things.
Damn, what a good porn folder.
You also grab your potion out of item storage.

What do now?

>Run into the grass like an idiot
>Write in
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>>3693777
>Run into the grass
Also checked
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>>3693777
>>Run into the grass like an idiot
Our boy is waiting for us
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>>3693777
>>Write in
Cleverly subvert OP's attempt at railroading us into going into the grass by not going into the grass.
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>>3693777
>Run into the grass like an idiot
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>>3693777
>>Run into the grass like an idiot
everything is wrong and bad
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>>3693785
>You rush into the grass
You’ve always been told to stay out of the grass, but you were never the brightest voltorb in the bucket, were you?

Uh oh Spaghetti-O, a Š̶͙̾t̵͕̟̐͌u̶̜͇͌͆a̶̩̍́r̸̡̛͇t̴̬̽̍ appears! And it’s PISSED. It may not be the mightiest of mons, but if this sucker sinks his fangs into you you’re in big trouble. What do?
>Sensibly run away
>Scream for help
>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
> Hug Stuart
>write in
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Wait a minute though I know some of this is supposed to be like meta or whatever. But there were never any confirmed reports of missingno corrupting save data. Like at most it would cause graphical glitches that could be fixed easily alongside duplicating a specific item in the item slot. When you think about it missingno has no real power
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>>3693796
>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

It’ll be our introduction to battling!...with our fists!
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>>3693796
>hug Stuart and tell him how proud we are of him too
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>>3693796
> Hug Stuart

The worst that can happen Is we die. I want to fight It. I want them to remember. I want to fucking win, I WANT THE FUTURE BACK GODDAMMIT.
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>>3693796
>> Hug Stuart
REMEMBER
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>>3693798
Yeah, this would be closer to one of the glitch 'mons that you typically need to use the mew glitch and other shit like that to find.

There's also the fact that you need to talk to that old guy that teaches you how to catch pokemon before you can SURF CINNABAR, and I don't think we ever even met that guy.
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>>3693796
>HUG STUART
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>>3693796
>> Hug Stuart
This isn't going to work
But I want to believe
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>>3693796
>Hug Stuart
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>Hug Stuart

You hug the rabid pokemon. It tries to take a chunk out of your neck, but you hold it tight.

Your heart swells with [PRIDE].
Hey... you still have that! That must mean....
Yes! The other powers are still there as well!

...

>Enter the Mindscape
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>>3693818
>>Enter the Mindscape
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>>3693818
>>Enter the Mindscape
We're doing it
WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN
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>>3693818
>Enter the Mindscape
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>>3693818
>Enter the Mindscape

It's time. It's time! STUART! JOY! MOM! GURREN, DREAM, NOODLE, BERNIE, CHEESE! Everyone! Goth Joy, Neet Joy and Chuuni joy, even blue that little shit WE'RE COMING.

Godhand- ACTIVATE
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>>3693818
>>Enter the Mindscape
>>
>Enter Mindscape

Wow, it’s really fucked up in here... you can barely see a thing.

Amid the stormy mess, you can barely make out Stuart.

“RrrEd!... Thank goodness you’re okay!...”

Mind static blocks him out for a moment.

“We still have a chance... Can’t capture... need the seven sins...”

More static.

“-is His right hand. You have to capture it... instead of throwing Dream you have to...”

it starts breaking up more.

What do?

>Tell him you understand
>Ask for more info
>Reach out to him
>Write in
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>>3693835
>Tell him you understand
>Reach out to him
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>>3693835
>>Reach out to him
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>>3693835
>Instead of throwing dream at ditto red we need the power on his right hand so we capture him?
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>>3693835
>>Reach out to him
BUDDY!
>>3693841
deR is MissingNo's right hand, we have to capture it.
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>>3693835
>>Tell him you understand
>Reach out to him
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>>3693841
>also reach out to him
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>reach out
You reach out to Stuart, and the mindscape collapses around you.

When you wake up, Stuart is still on your shoulder and back to his regular self. You get the feeling that you won’t be able to enter again any time soon.

What do?

>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar
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>>3693867
>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar
>>
>>3693867
>>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar
>>
>>3693867
>>Alright alright, fast forward to---NO MONTAGE
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>>3693878
YES
MONTAGE
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>>3693867
>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar
>Maybe skip flirting with most Joy's and calling Mom?
>And don't burn Gurren this time around?
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>Poke Center
Cool, heading to the poke center. But first, you take a moment to reflect on your journey.

You’ve really come a long way! Times were tough, but you’re so close to living out your dream as Pokemon Champion. You know there will probably be a few more hurdles in the way, but everything has worked out so far, right? Right.

Before heading back the the poke center, it’s time to treat yourself.

What do?
>Throw Ultra Ball Behind you (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693882
>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693882
>>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)
Prevent Missingno. from being able to force us to catch it, and also take out his right-hand mon.
Kill two birds with one stone.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693882
>>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)
Not even gonna give you a chance
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693882
>>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)
SUPPORT
>INB4 nat 0
>>
I hate to waste the master ball on this fuck but it is what it is
>>
>Toss Master Ball Behind you
You do that. It hits the Ditto and captures him in a hurry.
Wow, those things really DO work.

“I GOT U, FUCKER. I GOT U AND I’M GONNA COME BACK HERE WHEN I’M GOOD AND GOD DAMN READY AND WIPE THAT DUMB GLITCHY FUCK OUT OF EXISTENCE AND FUUUUUUCK YOU. FUCK.”

You pop off big time.
Joyous looks concerned.

You caught a ditto!
Roll 1D100 to name him.

What do now?

>Surf north to Palette
>Fly right to Viridian City
>Write in
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3693910
>Fly right to Viridian

>Ditto name: COKBAG
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3693910
Fuckboi
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3693910
FUCK FACE
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3693910
>Has Been

>Fly right to Viridian City
>>
>>3693910
>swap Kitty out for Sexy
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3693910
Name him Friend.

>Surf north to Pallet Town
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>>3693922
>>3693918
Aw man, off by one. But the dubs count for something right? Along with the cruel symbolism?
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3693910
>Fly right to Viridian
>Liquid
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>>3693910
>>Write in
Switch out Kitty for Birb. Then
>>Fly right to Viridian City
>>
>Fly straight to Viridian
No time to waste, you’re going to be Pokemon champion soon! Then you can go back and waste that clown.

You stop by the Poke Center and heal your mons before you go.

Viridian is pretty much the same as you left it. There’s a Poke center, a Poke Mart, the Gym..

You stole an Earth badge before, but something tells you that you should check out the gym sometime.

What do?

>Poke Center
>Poke Mart
>Gym
>Route 22 (towards Victory Road)
>Write in
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>>3693950
>>Poke Center
We never entered this Center before, right?
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>>3693950
Are we here for our last badge or towards the elite four?
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>>3693950
>>Poke Center
Have we healed up our shit? If not, do so.
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>>3693950
>Poke Center
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>>3693950
>Poke Center
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>>3693950
>>Poke Center
Kitty for Sexy
>>
This got dumb. Again.
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>Pokemon Center
You decide to check in at the local pokemon center.
Ah, S&M Joy. How pedestrain.
What do?

>Flirt with Joy
>Check PC
>Write in
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>>3693985
Nah, we ain't into that.
>Heal and check PC
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>>3693985
>>Flirt with Joy
We've been doing this since the star we aint gonna stop now.
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>>3693985
>>Flirt with Joy
TRADITION
>swap Kitty for Sexy
>>
>>3693988
Support.
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>>3693985
>Flirt with Joy
How's she gonna do her job like that
>>
>>3693985
>>Flirt with Joy
>>
>Flirt with Joy
You attempt to flirt with Joy, but it seems like she’s all tied up at the moment. haha, get it?
Jesssus christ this quest sucks and I’m sorry.

Anyway.

What do?

>Check PC
>Head to Rt. 22
>Write in
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>>3694025
>>Write in
Heal our pokemon.
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>>3694025
>Gym
>>
>>3694025
>>Check PC
>swap Kitty for Sexy
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>>3694025
>>3694033
>>
>>3694025
>>Check PC
>>3694033
We already did >>3693950
>You stop by the Poke Center and heal your mons before you go.
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If we have fly, shouldn't we visit pallet town?
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>>3694045
Oh, then
>>3694025
>Check PC
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>>3694046
NO
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>>3694045
Ah alright. Then I change >>3694033
to
>>3694025
>>Check PC
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>>3694046
If enough people want to :)

>Check PC
you check the hastily drawn PC.

What do?

>Swap Pokemon (Write in PKMN and which one to swap for)
>Call (Write in who to call and what to talk about)
>Item Storage (you have nothing in here)
>Write in
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>>3694059
>>swap Kitty for Sexy
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>>3694059
>Swap Noodle for Birb
Sorry girl, is not you is me.
>>Call Oak, tell him we got all badges and a Legendary!
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>>3694059
First >>3694065
then
>Call Mom, ask her if she's ok

>>3694054
Its gonna happen
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>>3694065
no bro swap fishstick for birb
>>
>>3694059
>>Swap Pokemon (Write in PKMN and which one to swap for)
Swap Kitty for Birb.

>>3694063
Just because she's flirty doesn't mean we should remove our psuedo-legendary.
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>>3694070
support as to keep noodle in party
>>
>>3694059
>>3694065
>>3694067
Don't switch Noodle btw
>>
>>3694070
Actually yeah, changing to support this. >>3694068
>>
>Swap Pokemon

You’re having a tough time deciding what party to go with.
Better leave it to chance!

>Roll 1D100 - Write in your choice of party change.

Remember that for every mon you pick, you must remove one.
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3694083
>>Roll 1D100 - Write in your choice of party change.
Kitty for Birb
>>
>>3694083
SWAP KITTY FOR BIRB and SWAP FISHSTICK FOR SEXY
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3694083
>Swap Noodle for Birb
No more scaly shit.
>>
His team is mostly weak against fighting/water and ground types. He doesn't have a good spread funnily enough
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3694083
Kitty for Gurren.

>unironically forgetting Gurren
>>
Also can we call Vermillion Joy and tell her that we can go on that second date with her after this gym? If we still stole the gym badge
>>
>>3694083
>>3694095
This
>>
>>3694095
You know what, I'll wholeheartedly take Gurren if it means not losing Noodle.
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3694089
>>3694083


>>3694091
get fucked
>>
Ah shit, it probably should've been Fishstick.
>>
>>3694095
>Swap Kitty for Gurren

You feel like a bit of an idiot for swapping out the BEST POKEMON, but Gurren is cool too, you guess.

Anything else you want to do at the PC before you leave?

>Call someone (Write in person + conversation topic)
>Check out Gym
>Route 22
>Write in
>>
>>3694117
>Call someone
>Bob+Cancel Project
>>
>>3694117
>>Check out Gym
Ah well, a shitmon for a shitmon. Nothing has changed.
>>
>>3694117
>swap fishstick for Kitty
>>
>>3694117
>>Call someone (Write in person + conversation topic)
Call Misty, tell her we white knighted the shit out of her, then tip our hat and call her m'lady
>>
>>3694122
Shit, we should've done that way sooner.
>>
>>3694128
no, please
>>
>>3694117
>Call Oak, show off your progress and ask for free stuff from his aides
>>
>>3694122
you mean bill
>>3694117
Call vermillion Joy ask her about the second date
>>
>>3694117
>Call Mom + say we're coming home and ask if she can cook us something to eat
>>
>Call Bill
You call bob-er... Bill to make sure that your evil plan doesn’t go any further. It shouldn’t, seeing as you destroyed the chip.

You ring in and it goes through automatically and..
oop. Ditto murdered him.

Cool.

What do?

>Call someone else (Write in)
>Gym
>Rt. 22
>write in
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>>3694161
>Gym
>>
>>3694161
>call vermillion joy
>>
>>3694161
>>Gym
>>
>>3694161
>call cops
>>
>>3694161
>Call Stuart
>>
>>3694161
>call Vermilion Joy
>>
>>3694161
>Call NEET Joy
Got to get that 2nd date arranged before the world ends again
>>
>Call NEET Joy
‘Oh, hey Red! It looks like your Pokemon Journey is going really well!”

Gosh, she’s the best.
You ask her on another date once you wrap this whole mess up.

“Oh wow... You do know I’m a grown woman and you’re a young man, right? We really shouldn’t...
but Ok! You name the place and I’ll be there.”

BOOM. It’s a date.

What do now?
>Gym
>Rt 22.
>Write in

——-
last post for the night.
Thanks for humoring me through the silly eva stuff, it was funny to me.
>>
>>3694205
>Gym
>>
>>3694205
>>Gym
>>
>>3694205
>Gym
Thanks for running
>>
>>3694205
>gym

thanks for running!
>>
>>3694205
>Gym
Guys when we encounter Giovanni ourselves, we should show off the Silph Scope to him. He'll wonder how we got it. Then we send out Dream. Then we pull out the Persian photo and hold it up so he sees. Then we send out Bernie and wordlessly command him to burn it to a crisp right in front of Giovanni. Without dropping the same old smile Red always has.

Then we battle him and win.
>>
I wonder if NEET joy genuinely thinks the age gap is an issue. Or is just playing it up as a joke
>>
Holy fuck I just caught up
How the fuck did all this important shit happen
>>
>>3694205

So long as you didn't do the bullshit philosophical crap that plagues EVA due to a fanbase that think they're intellectuals when the main creator just added them cause it was cool then we're cool.
>>
>Gym
Ah, Viridian City Gym. It looks like they’ve boarded up the old window. The door is open, but it doesn’t look like much is going on inside. A nearby sign says something about renovations.
You hear some sort of commotion in the back office.

What do?

>Check Back Office
>Throw Rock
>Write in
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>>3696221
>>Check Back Office
>>
>>3696221
>>Check Back Office
>>
>>3696221
>Check Back Office
>>
>Check Back Office
You find Giovanni rustling around his ruin of an office.
“Man, can you believe this shit? I go off to build up my criminal empire for like a WEEK and some clown pulls this shit. Like, why even tear up my painting? This must have been personal...”
He notices you walk in.
“Oh, Hey kid. Haven’t seen you around. If you’re looking for the Earth Badge, well... Gym’s under renovation. You can go kick rocks.”

What do?
>Fess up to your crime
>Console Giovanni
>Write in
>>
>>3696270
>>Console Giovanni
Maybe we can sweet talk him just enough to make him fork the badge.
>>
>>3696270
>>Console Giovanni
>>
>>3696270
>Console Giovanni
You need that Nidoran?
>>
>>3696270
>Console Giovanni
>>
>>3696328
You tell Giovanni that that sucks dude, and that you’re sorry some dickwad did this to him.
You then ask him if he’s going to need that nidoran.
“Yeah. I’m gonna need it. I’m also gonna need all the cash and pokemon you have on you. Rebuilding a criminal empire ain’t cheap, and I’ve got my [GREED] to sate.”
Leader Giovanni wants to fight!
“Wait, how did you know this was a Nidoran, anyway?”
He’s getting ready to send out Rhyhorn!
What do?

>Write in
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3696343
>Dream uses Double Kick
>...............It was a lucky guess
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3696343
Dream double kick

There was a sign next to it
>>
>>3696372
support
>>
>>3696372
Welp,that’ll fuck em up!
Dream basically kicks Rhyhorn’s head off.

“That Nidoqueen...”

Giovanni is about to send in Dugtrio!
What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3696446
>Dream uses Earthquake
THE EARTH IS OURS TO COMMAND
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3696451
>Dream, Earthquake
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3696446
>Dream, Earthquake
>>
>>3696475
Well fuck
>>
>>3696475
man i shouldn't have rolled
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3696451
>>3696458
>>3696475
>keeping a Poison-Type out against a Ground-Type
You deserve it, desu.

>Earthquake
>>
>>3696475
The earth shakes, the ground quakes, and Dugtrio pops up and slashes Dream badly on the chest!
ooo wow it’s a gusher!
She endures, but probably can’t take another big hit.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3696505
>Fishstick+Bubblebeam
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3696505
>>Fishstick+Bubblebeam
saving yeet
>>
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>>3696514
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3696505
>Fishstick+Bubblebeam
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3696505
>Fishstick+Bubblebeam
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>>3696514
Fishstick shoots his shot - and he misses entirely!
Dugtrio hits back with another gnarly slash!
Fishstick endures but he’s looking real rough...

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3696609
>Super Potion+Surf
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3696609
>>3696614
Backing
>>
>>3696540
>>3696594
Why are we using Bubblebeam when Fishstick knows Surf.
>>
>Fishstick, Surf
You toss a Super Potion on ya boy and have him wipe Dugtrio out with a huge tidal wave.
Get fucked, Dugtrio.

Giovanni is about to send out Nidoqueen!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3696675
SURF'S UP NIGGA
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3696609
>>Super Potion+Surf
Noodle+seduce
>>
>>3696679
We should heal Dream too.
>>
>Fishstick - surf
Fishstick blasts Nidoqueen with surf - It’s super effective! She barely endures and hits back with a massive Body Slam!
It looks like a punch because the QM is an idiot.
Fishstick takes a chunk of damage, but he’s still good to go.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3696717
>Hyper Potion Dream+Surf
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3696717
Noodle+seduce
>>
>>3696717
Are we beating up Dream's mom?
>>
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>>3696726
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3696717
>Fishstick drowns Nidoqueen using Surf
The Queen is dead, long live the Queen
>>
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>>3696726
>>
>>3696727
Nidoqueens can't have Eggs, though. Unless you mean to say that she had her as a Nidorina?
>>
>>3696742
Nidorina can't have eggs either. She had her as a Nidoran.
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>>3696726
Uh... that happens, for better or worse.
Noodle wraps herself around the Nidoqueen and whispers sweet nothings into her ear.
Nidoqueen gets horny! She goes down! (wink wink)
Giovanni is getting pissed off, and is sending out Nidoking!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3696717
>noodle+surf
>>
>>3696750
I'm kind of glad you forgot your image.
>>
>>3696750
fuk
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3696750
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Super Potion Dream, then Dream+Mega Punch!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3696750
>stuart+bide
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3696750
>Noodle uses Surf
>>
>>3696728
>>3696734
I have no regrets
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3696750
>Hyper Potion Dream+Earthquake
>>
>>3696755
Why is Noodle so lewd?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3696750
Dream+Mega Punch!
>>
>>3696766
Because she is best pokegirl
>>
>>3696784
but gurren exist
>>
>>3696766
Seemed like Noodle was always that way. We don't live in Sinnoh, though, so we can't reciprocate.
>>
>>3696788
Gurren is pokebee girl

Noodle is best pokesnek girl
>>
>>3696788
Gurren is a dude, dude.
>>
>>3696794
there are no genders in gen 1
keep that in mind when noodle evolves
>>
>>3696798
We're gonna end up getting raped, aren't we?
>>
>>3696801
if you ask for it
>>
>>3696756
>Dream - Megapunch
It’s super effective!
She nearly knocks Nidoking’s lights out!
But... he endures! And fights back with... Poison sting? Well, that was dumb...

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3696798
Ah, noodle-chan I've never felt this way before.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3696817
>Dream+Mega Punch
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3696817
PAWNCH
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3696798
Except for the Nidoran lines, the ghost Marowak and retroactively Tauros, Kangaskhan, Jynx, the Hitmons and Chansey.

>>3696817
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Dream, Mega Punch
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3696817
>Dream Double Kick to the nuts
>>
>>3696827
yeah except those but for the rest not so much
excluding stuart cause he a bro in dream world
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3696817
>Dream+Mega Punch
>>
>>3696822
>>3696825
>PAUNCH
Dream hits Nidoking with a quick 1-2 to smash the patriarchy.
He goes down!
Giovanni is ready to get serious, he’s sending out Rhydon!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3696861
>Noodle+Surf
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3696861
Noodle+Constrict
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3696861
>Noodle+Surf
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3696861
Noodle, Surfstrict
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3696861
>Noodle+Surf
>>3696891
ah shit
>>
>>3696891
Noodle tries to do.. something.
But she get’s blasted by a full force Horn Drill!
Noodle goes down!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3696925
Fishstick+Surf
>>
ok do me a favor and no one rolls this one is good
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3696925
>Fishstick+Surf
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>>3696982
You motherfucker.
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>>3696982
Nigger.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3696925
Fishstick + Surf
>>
>>3696966
>>3696982
never roll again
>>
>>3696996
>>3696998
I'm sure OP already started drawing before seeing that roll... r-right?
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3696925
Fishstick+Surf
>>3696982
you sir are a greedy pig and you aren't my nigger
>>
>>3697025
This happens some times
>>
>>3697012
nah dawg I wait for the 1s

>>3696982
You FUCK UP and Fishstick eats a big fucking horn drill to the face.
He goes down!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3697048
>Stuart+Bide
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3697048
>Stuart+Bide
>>
>>3697056
>>3697062
Holy shit
>>
>>3697056
>>3697062
i could roll
>>
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>>3697056
>>3697062
>>
>>3697056
>>3697062
SHIT and DAMN.
Stuart bides the FUCK out of Rhyhorn.
But this is a Gym leader battle, and that tough motherfucker endures somehow!
Stuart takes a TON of damage while doing his bide, so he’s on his last legs as well.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3697056
>>3697062
Stuart is always the MVP.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3697078
Dream+Double Kick
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3697078
>Stuart+Hyperfang
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3697078
>Stuart, [PRIDE FASTBALL SPECIAL]
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3697078
>>Stuart+Hyperfang
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3697078
>Dream+Double Kick
>>
>>3697092
Holy hot damn.
>>
>>3697099 (disgustedly checked)
Do people just not refresh before posting?
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>>3697099
WE NEED TO GO BACK
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>>3697092
Just like the good old days
>>
What to do what to do...

>10
>1
>>
>>3697136
>10
>>
>>3697136
come on man dont do this to me
choose 10 man
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3697136
10
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3697136
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3697136
>>
>>3697136
Both.
>>
>>3697136
10
>>
>10
You chuck Stuart with all the pride in your heart...
Rhydon goes down!

Giovanni looks despondent...
He hands over 6000 bucks, and you acquire his [GREED] !

“Wow, I guess that’s just how the cookie crumbles. Get outta here...”
Salty bitch.

What do now?

>PKMN Center
>Route 22
>Write in
>>
>>3697168
>PKMN Center
>>
>>3697168
>PKMN Center
>>
>>3697168
>Off-camera heal
>Route 22
>>
>>3697168
>PKMN Center
>>
>>3697168
>PKMN Center

Ask if he still wants that Nidoran? Since he doesn’t have greed and cant restart his criminal empire
>>
>>3697168
>>Write in
Visit Mom
>>
>>3697168
>Off-camera heal
Then
>Visit Mom
>>
If we visit Mom now she probably wouldn't let us go and save the world.
>>
>>3697168
>PKMN Center
Visiting mom can wait
>>
>>3697187
She would, just not immediately
>>
>>3697168
Check on Noodle
>>
>>3697199
second
>>
>Off Camera Heal
You do that. Everyone is fine.

>Route 22.
This is it, the route to Victory Road and the Indigo Plateau. For some reason you expected some sort of pre-climactic battle here...

What do?
>Head to Route 23
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in

—————
Last post for the evening.
Looks like we’re in the final stretch!
See ya’ll tomorrow.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3697226
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
>>3697226
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3697226
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3697226
forgot my roll
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3697226
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
i feel like this quest has an ending
i can feel it
>>
>>3697226
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3697255
whoops
>>
>>3697226
>>Head to Route 23
What do we even want early-game mon for?
>>
>>3697357
gotta catch em all.
>>
>Look for PKMN
You decide to dick around for a bit and look for pokemon.
Hey, it’s a Nidoran (M) !
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3698571
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Noodle+SWAG
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3698571
Huh.

>Dream+Just a Punch
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3698571
>>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
>>
>>3698637
>Punch
It’s pretty low level, so a simple bop will do.
Nidoran is dazed!

What do?

>Catch (1 Ultraball)
>Finish it
>Leave it
>Write in
>>
>>3698647
>Leave it
>>
>>3698647
>>Catch (1 Ultraball)
>>
>>3698647
>>Catch (1 Ultraball)
dream will need someone for snu snu
>>
>>3698647
>Leave it
>>3698681
I thought [FURRY] levels were for that
>>
>>3698647
>Catch
>>
>>3698686
I'm, if you want to take us down that path...
>>
>Gotcha bitch
You catch the Nidoran!
Roll 1D100 to name it!
It gets transferred to BOX 1 in the PC

What do now?

>Enter Route 23
>Write in
>>
>>3698711
>pat dream on the head because she is a good girl then enter route 23
>>
>>3698711
>Enter Route 23
>>
>>3698711
>>Enter Route 23
>>
>>3698719

support
>>
>>3698719
>implying
a brofist or highfive would be more appropriate.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3698711
>Rem

>Enter Route 23
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3698711
Dreams new toy
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3698711
Needle
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>>3698744
Really?

>>3698711
>Enter Route 23
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>>3698756
Wah can I say I call it as I see it
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>Route 23
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSYiP9HGFc

This is it. The Pokemon League!
You just have to get through this long ass hallway and Victory Road...

A guard stands in your way.

“I’m going to need to see your Boulder Badge.”

What do?

>Show him
>Fuck off, dork
>Write in
>>
>>3698768
>tell him to go find his own
>SLOTHHAND if needed
>>
>>3698768
>>Show him
>>
>>3698768
>Boulder? I barely know her
>Just walk by
>>
>>3698768
>>Show him
are we gonna have to do this eight times?
>>
>>3698768
>>Show him
>>
>>3698768
>Show him
>>
>Show him
“Yep, that’s a boulder badge if I’ve ever seen one. You’re going to have to check in with 8 more guards.”

What do?

>Do this eight more times
>Fast Forward to Victory Road
>Write in
>>
>>3698796
>Do this eight more times
Maybe they'll be different?
>>
>>3698796
>>Do this eight more times
>>
>Do this eight more times

urrr, seven actually.
It’s exactly the same. This room sucks and is basically pointless. You’re going to have to make your own fun here.

This guy is asking to see your Cascade Badge.

What do?

>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3698833
Magic trick the Cascade Badge into sight.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3698833
Bluff our way past
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3698833
Show him the cascade badge
>>
>>3698837
You try to show him a neat magic trick, but your [SLEIGHT OF HAND] is too low.

You drop the badge and look like a fool. It’s a good thing this isn’t a dexterity check. He lets you pass.

The next guy wants to see your Thunder Badge.
What do?

>Write in
>>
>>3698868
Show the man the badge
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3698868
Make dexterity check.
>>
>>3698868
>Show him your Earth Badge instead
>>
>>3698868
>time skip ahead
>>
>>3698868
Show the thunder badge
>>
>Show Badge

Man this is a fucking drag. It also seems like a huge waste of resources having so many guards posted. Who’s trying to break into the pokemon league? Nobody, that’s who.

You find the next guard and opp he’s dead.

What do?

>Investigate Corpse
>Move on to next guard
>Write in
>>
>>3698896
>>Investigate Corpse
>>Write in
Show corpse rainbow badge
>>
>>3698896
>Investigate Corpse
wat
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3698896
Poke with stick
>>
>>3698896
Bring out Berni, Noodle, and dream to cover our back while we investigate.
>>
>>3698896
>Move on to next guard
Show corpse rainbow badge.
>>
>>3698896
>>Investigate Corpse
>>
>>3698896
>>3698898
This
>>
>>3698896
>that statue frowny face
>>
>Show Rainbow badge
He doesn’t react.
>Poke with stick
Only slightly mushy. He’s been dead for a a little while.

What do?
>Rob him
>Move on to the next guard
>Write in
>>
>>3698941
>>Move on to the next guard
>>
>>3698941
>Move on to the previous guard
>Hey Mr. Guard your buddy is kinda dead
>>
>>3698941
>>Move on to the next guard
>>
>>3698941
>>3698948
This
>>
>Next Guard

You better tell the next guy that somebody murdered the last guar-oh his head’s off.

What do?

>Panic
>Next Guard
>Write in
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>>3698958
>>Write in
Ask Noodle if she knows what's going on.
>>
>>3698958
>Next Guard
>>
>>3698958
>Turn back while we still can
>>
>>3698958
>>Next Guard
>>
>>3698958
>Make a bad joke about not losing your head in this situation
>>
>>3698958
>Next Guard
Glad someone else feels the same way
>>
>>3698958
>both statues frowning now
Oh no.
>>
>>3698959
>Ask Noodle if she knows what’s going on.

She doesn’t, she’s just a pokemon! But she does sense your discomfort and nuzzles up nice and close to comfort you. Her snout is warm and soft against your neck, and her thicc tail feels nicely pliant under your fingers.
You gain 1 [FURRY] Level.

>Next Guard
Also dead. They’re all dead.

What do?
>Head to Victory Road
>Write in
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>>3698959
DAMMIT ANON

>>3698977
>Head to Victory Road
>>
>>3698977
Head back to the Pokémon center and call a Jenny.

We never seen a Jenny before
>>
>>3698977
you can't even blame this one on me

>Head to Victory Road with Noodle at our side
>>
>>3698977
>>Head to Victory Road
I knew that /vp/ would sink it's teeth into this quest eventually...
>>
>>3698984
PokeCenter is after Victory Road.
>>
>>3698977
>Head to Victory Road
>>
>>3698977
These things tend to work themselves out.
>To victory road
>>
>>3698985
>you can't even blame this one on me
We can blame you for your current suggestion, though.
>>
>>3699003
Yes
>>
>>3698977
Tell the previous guards that some of the guards are dead?
>>
>Victory Road
Hell yes. This is where the coolest of cool trainers come to train. And it’s right on your way to challenge the Pokemon League!

You’ve read a up a bit about this place, and from what you understand it’s just another cave with fucking rock puzzles.

What do?

>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Follow Blood Trail
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3699021
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
>>3699021
>Seek Trainer Battle
>>
>>3699021
>Seek trainer battle
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>>3699027
what the fuck
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>>3699021
>>Follow Blood Trail
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>>3699027
... I don't even know what this does. Is this a super critical fail? Do these even have fails?
>>
>>3699027
I am honestly curious as to what a nat 1 on a look for pokemon roll will get us. Do we like, blindly walk into Moltres or something?
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>>3699027
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>>3699043
>INB4 fucking Arcius descends to meet us in battle
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>>3699027
>Look for Pokemon

A Zubat flies right into your fucking ear. OW.
The place isn’t even that packed with Zubats you’re just unlucky.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Ultraball (Roll1 D10)
>Run
>Write in
>>
>>3699067
>Run
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3699067
>Bite him back
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3699067
>Gurren, Fury Attack
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3699067
Red+punch

this little shit is our
>>
>>3699067
Noodle, thunder
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3699067
>>3699081
I don't know maybe we have an electric attack
>>
>>3699088
Welp.
that zubat is toast. Not even worth catching anymore.
Noodle looks back at you as if to say ‘Did I do well? Does this please you, master?’
You feel some type of way about that.

What do now?

>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Follow trail of blood
>Write in
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>>3699108
>Let Noodle eat it. She's probably hungry, and it's already cooked.
>seek trainer battle
>>
>>3699108
>>3699111
This.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3699108
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
>>3699111
support
>>
We need money to hoard up items for the E4.
>>
>>3699108
>Follow trail of blood
>Let Noodle eat it. She's probably hungry, and it's already cooked.
>>
>inb4 the Trainers are dead
>>
>Seek trainer Battle
Phew, you’re happy to find that there are some living people around. He doesn’t seem to know about the murders, but he does want to Battle!
Ace Trainer is about to send out Ivysaur!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3699168
>Bernie, blaze it.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3699168
>Bernie+Flamethrower
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3699168
>Bernie+Flamethrower
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>>3699189
What did I tell you last time?
>>
EVERYBODY ELSE ROLL, RIGHT NOW.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3699168
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3699189
No.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3699168
>>Bernie+Flamethrower
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3699168
>Bernie+Flamethrower
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3699168
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Noodle, Fire Blast
>>
>>3699189
So you fucked up. You sent out Bernie and he whiffed his move entirely. Sure, the Ivysaur hit him with stunspore and now he’s paralyzed, but certainly you learned something from it. Right?

What do now?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3699242
>Parlyz Heal+Flamethrower
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3699242
Nope
>full heal
>try it again!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3699242
>Noodle, Fire Blast
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>>3699252
The fuck, is it contagious?
>>
>>3699252
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
also you killed us all.
>>
>>3699252
You go to use a Paralyz heal on Bernie, but you fuck up and drop it. It shatters on the ground!

Bernie eats a mean looking vine whip to the face.
He’s lucky to have a type advantage, but he can’t take another fuck up!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3699268
>Noodle, Fire Blast
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3699268
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Bernie, Don't fuck up!
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3699268
Bernie, flamethrower
>>
>>3699281
>>3699271
>>3699270
Thank god
>>
>Bernie, Flamethrower
Ok god damn, Bernie manages to get a good flamethrower off.
It’s super effective!
Ivysaur goes down!
Ace trainer is about to send in Wartortle!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3699315
call out sexy who is electric type...oh wait we never switch out for her.

Noodle+strangle
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3699315
>Gurren, Twinneedle
>>3699326
You don't even remember who the fuck is sexy and you keep asking for it. Why is everyone here so dumb?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3699315
>Gurren, Twin Needle
>>
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>>3699349
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3699315
>Gurren+Twinneedle
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3699315
>Gurren, Twinneedle
>>
>>3699359
>Gurren - Twin Needle

You begin to realize why D20s are so popular,.
Wartortle hits gurren with a vicious Rollout!
Gurren is dazed!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3699383
>Gurren+Twinneedle
AGAIN
>>
>>3699395
FUCK
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3699349
>>3699395
>AGAIN
WHY THAT CHOICE OF WORD?!

>>3699383
>Twinneedle
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3699383
>That move doesn't even exist this gen
>Twinneedle
>>3699395
Commit not feel so good
>>
>>3699395
Fuckin.
Come on, man.

Gurren goes down!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3699395
Gurren+Twinneedle
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3699405
>Fishstick, Bite za dusto
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3699405
>Stuart+Quick Attack
>>
>>3699411
Nobody else roll. Please.
>>
>>3699411
>Fishstick - Bite za dusto

You’re not quite sure how it works, or where Fishstick got that hand and the explosives, but you’re not asking any questions.
Wartortle goes down!

Ace trainer is about to send out Charmelon!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3699441
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Noodle, Surf
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3699441
>Surf
Welp, that works too I guess.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3699441
Noodle, Surf
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

We have to tone down Noodle's usage. Don't want that Furry Level to go critical.
>>
>>3699545
I want a Dragonite, though.
>>
>Noodle, Surf
That happens.
Charmeleon goes down!
You win! The Ace Trainer hands over 2000 bucks.

What do now?
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Follow Trail of Blood
>Write in
>>
>>3699573
>Follow Trail of Blood
>Stay on guard, the thing that did this might be ahead
>>
>>3699573
>go heal our pokemon
>>
>>3699573
>Follow Trail of Blood
>>
>Heal Pokemon
>Follow Blood Trail
>>
>>3699573
>>Follow Trail of Blood
>>
>Follow Trail of Blood
You follow the trail, which gets thinner and thinner as you progress through Victory Road. You come to the end of it, and a mysterious figure. They appear to be mumbling to themselves...

What do?

>Write in
>>
>>3699630
>HOLY FUCK IS THIS FAMOUS INTERNTIONAL CRIMINAL CARMEN FUCKING SAN DIEGO?
>>
>>3699630
>hey why so much blood?
>>
>>3699630
>Revive Gurren
>Cough
>>
>>3699630
Spray their wounds with a super potion so they don't die.
>>
>>3699635
Holy shit, it does look like that doesn't it?
>>
>>3699630
This >>3699635
>>
>>3699635
We found her!
>>
>>3699630
>>3699635
This
>>
>>3699635
sure
>>
>Successfully Identify Carmen San Diego

“Carmen who? Uh... You must have me mistaken for somebody else. I’m just a concerned citizen. You can call me lor- Lori. Lori’s the name.”
She give you a quick look.
“Hey kid, you’re kinda cute. What do ya say you help a gal out? I need to get to the bottom of who’s been killing all of the guards around here. Here, take this walkie talkie. You see something strange, just give me a call.”
She hands you the walkie talkie and runs off.
She looked kinda familiar.

What do?
>Look for PKMN
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Seek Clues
>Write in
>>
>>3699690
>>Seek Clues
Look for anything stamped with a big blue paw print. That's how to know it's a clue.
>>
>>3699690
>Seek Clues
We will get to the bottom of this, so we can get to her bottons.
>>
>>3699690
>>Seek Clues
>>
>>3699690
>Look for PKMN
>Seek Trainer Battl
>Seek Clues
>>
>>3699690
who is it? one of the joys?
>>
>>3699690
>>Seek Clues
>>
>>3699702
Yes, it's a joy. Totally.
>>
>>3699690
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Seek Clues
>>
>>3699707
should've known that was wrong, its the ice elite lorelei. knew I remembered her but I thought joy first, also wonder what the elite 4 joy will be like.
>>
>Look for Clues
The first one is a freebie, it looks like the killer dropped a bunch of supplies!
There’s an Ultra Ball, A Revive and a Hyper Potion. You take them as... evidence.

What do?
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D10)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Look for Clues (1D10)
>Contact Lori
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3699722
>Look for Clues
It's Blue, innit.
>>
>>3699722
>look for clues
Those could have been anyone's. No need to tell Lori about it.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3699722
>>Look for Clues (1D10)
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3699722
>>Look for Clues (1D10)
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3699730
>>
>Look for Clues
You rummage around for more clues.
Looks like the killer dropped some weird tubes and machine parts. Odd.

While you wander you actually make some pretty good progress into Victory Road.

What do?
>PKMN (1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Look for more clues (1D10)
>Call Lori
>Write in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3699750
>>Look for more clues (1D10)
>>
>>3699750
>Seek Trainer Battle
Mo munney
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3699750
>>Look for more clues (1D10)
>>
>>3699760
We batman now.
>>
>>3699760
Critical Clue!
You find a big, slimy green trail fading off towards the Pokemon League. You have no idea what it means, but it’s probably big. Maybe Lori knows more about it.

You’re actually pretty close to the end of Victory Road! Great job skipping the fucking rock puzzles and bullshit.

What do?

>Call Lori
>Enter Indigo Plateau
>Look for Hot Chicken
>Write in
>>
>>3699777
>>Call Lori
>>
>>3699777
>>Call Lori
>>
>>3699777 (JACKPOT)
>Call Lori

>inb4 Envy
>>
>>3699777
>call Lori
>>
>>3699777
>Call Lori
>>
>Call Lori
She hurries over and looks at the clues you’ve gathered.

“A pokemon trainer... Dragging heavy machinery around... and this slime. It has to be... HIM. But we can’t just go throwing around accusations, we need a motivation!”

She thinks to herself for a moment.

“Listen, Red. I need you to challenge the Elite 4. And I need you to WIN. I can’t tell you why, but trust me I’ll be watching. We’re going to get to the bottom of this. You just keep those sweet buns of yours safe. Who knows? I might need them later.”

You suddenly want to become Pokemon Champion, for some reason. Lori vanishes down a corridor. Looks like she’s in a hurry.
What do?

>Enter Indigo Plateau
>Look for Hot Chicken
>Write in
>>
>>3699777
>>Call Lori
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3699800
Look for Hot Chicken
>>
>>3699800
>Look for Hot Chicken
>>
>>3699800
>Enter Indigo Plateau
>>
>>3699800
>>Look for Hot Chicken
>>
>>3699800
>>Look for Hot Chicken
>>
>>3699805
Why are you rolling.
>>
>>3699800
>Look for Hot Chicken
>>
>Look for Hot Chicken
You find a warm bird, but eh... it’s honestly not what you were looking for. Isn’t there a Nandos around here or something?

What do?

>Go find Nandos
>Enter Indigo Plateau
>Write in
>>
>>3699838
>>Go find Nandos
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3699838
Red+seduce
>>
>>3699843
Stop that.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3699838
Rolling for catching the firebird.
>>
>>3699847
Fuck.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3699838
Rucking hell, that 1.
>>
>>3699838
>>Write in
Fight warm bird.

Also, can we have a cool "OH SHIT MOLTRES" gif like Articuno got? I like those.
>>
>>3699858
You may.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3699862
>Dream+Body Slam
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3699862
Red+seduce

"You warm my heart baby"
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3699862
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Noodle, Surf like a champ

Awesome, thanks.
>>
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>>3699867
SOMEBODY STOP HIM
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3699862
>Fishstick, Surf
>>
>>3699872
I still have the highest roll anon, resistance is futile *maniacal laughter*
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3699862
>Fishstick, Surf
>>
>>3699872
Red has to get some practice in for when he flies back to Vermillion Joy for what he passed on after their first date. Hopefully being Champion at that point will be a bonus.
>>
>>3699867
>Seduce

The Moltres sets you on fire.
OH MY GOD IT BURNS!
IT BUUUUUUUUNS

What do?

>Stop, Drop, Roll
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3699887
Based off-by-one QM
>Stop, Drop, Roll
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3699887
>Fishstick, Surf
>Jump to the water!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3699887
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Noodle, Surf. That way it attacks the bird and puts us out.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3699894
Good idea.
>>
>Fishstick - Surf
It’s super effective! And you find it super refreshing. The Moltres endures and hits back with a brutal Fire Spin!
It’s not very effective against Fishstick, but it looks like it really hurts!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3699911
Red+Seduce
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3699911
>Fishstick, Surf
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3699911
Bite

>>3699914
retard
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3699911
Fishstick, surf agaib
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3699911
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Fishstick, surf.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3699911
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Fishtick, surf
>>
>>3699915
>>3699916
>>3699929
>>3699935
Bad bad bad.
Fishstick takes a huge peck to the head. It’s bad.
Fishstick goes down!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3699942
>Dream, Thunderbolt
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3699942
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Luckily we have more then one surfer. Noodle, Surf!
>>
>>3699948
>>3699946
CHOICES CHOICES
>>
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>>3699946
>>3699948
>mfw this will probably knock Moltres out either way
>>
>>3699948
Choose this one
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3699942
>Dream, Thunderbolt
Pray for paralysis proc
>>
>>3699953
We have caught knocked out pokémon before.
>>
>>3699954
>>3699948
>>3699946
Por que no los dos?
>>
>>3699946
>>3699948
>Dream - Thunderbolt

You don’t remember teaching Dream Thunderbolt, but whatever who gives a shit.

The Moltres takes a huge hit! It barely endures AND it’s paralyzed!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3699965
>>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3699965
>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3699965
>>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3699965
>>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3699965
>>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3699965
>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3699965
>Roll to seduce
>>
>>3699978
can I roll to end your life instead
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3699965
>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
NO FUCK
>>
>>3699969
>>3699972
>>3699970

>Ultraball

OK OK you catch the thing but you roll a 1 in the middle of it so it costs you 3 Ultra Balls.
You Caught Moltres!
Roll 1D100 to name it.

What do?

>Enter Indigo Plateau
>Write in
>>
Also is Iori a Joy we know or the Joy from the actual league building?
>>
>>3699985
>Enter Indigo Plateau
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3699985
el autismo
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3699985
Luscious lady
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3699985
Mega Ultra Chicken
>Go Catch Zapdos, complete the trio.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3699965
>>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3699965
>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
>>
>>3699987
its the ice elite lorelei
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3699985
>>Enter Indigo Plateau
Birb3

Zapdos will be Birb2
>>
>>3699995
>>3699996
Wow, that's depressing.
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3699985
>Rolltoseduce
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3699985
WeirdBernie
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3699985
Beautiful
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3699985
Birb3
>>
>>3699999
Oh yeah that makes more sense now that I think about it
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3699985
>Birb3

>Enter Indigo Plateau
>>
>Enter Indigo Plateau

This is it, the home stretch of your Pokemon Journey.

The League building has everything a trainer could hope for. Theres a Pokemon Center, Poke Mart, Gift Shop, and of course the entrance to the Elite 4 Challenge.

You’ll probably want to visit the gift shop to replace your burnt clothing, and look to look fuckin SICK for your league challenge.

What do?

>Poke Center
>Poke Mart
>Gift Shop
>Challenge Elite 4
>Write in
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3699985
lori
>>
>>3700043
>Poke Center
>>
>>3700043
FUCK also that’s the last post for the night.
We’re pretty close to the end, huh? I figure at most there will be one more post. Crazy!
>>
>>3700043
>>Poke Center
>>
>>3700043
>>Poke Center
>>
>>3700050
You mean thread?
>>
>>3700061
Yes
>>
>>3700064
We still have to capture Mew and Mewtwo and Zapdos though
>>
Wait weren't we supposed to go on a date with joy after the viridian gym
>>
>>3700043
We still have our suit? If yes, them lets use it.
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>>3700125
Yes
>>
>>3699690
This is clearly our mom
>>
>>3700000
Nice digits, mate

>>3700043
Poke Center
>>
>>3700064
i knew there would be an ending, at least this wont go unfinished like the most of them
or get dragged on more than it should have
>>
>Pokemon Center
You stop by there first, and you get your Pokemon all healed up. This joy seems pretty normal, at least upon initial inspection.

What do?

>Flirt with Joy
>Check PC
>Poke Mart
>Gift Shop
>Write in
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>>3701676
>>Flirt with Joy
>>
>>3701676
Flirt
>>
>>3701676
>Flirt with Joy
>>
>Flirt with Joy
You lay your best line on her.
“Oh heyyy. You’re c-uuuuute. Duhhh, do you wanna like, date me or something? Oh my gawwwwsh...”

Oh great, it’s stupid joy.

What do?

>Continue flirting with Stupid Joy
>Check PC
>Poke Mart
>Gift Shop
>Write in
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>>3701722
I don't trust her
>Poke Mart
>>
>>3701722
>Gift Shop
I think her and Stuart would hit it off.
>>
>>3701722
>>Continue flirting with Stupid Joy
bimbojoy
>>
>Gift Shop
You stop by the gift shop, and they take one look at the sorry state of your attire and nearly throw you out.
Fortunately, the manager takes pity on you and offers up 1 free outfit.

What Pick?

>A
>B
>C
>Write in combination or alternate suggestion
>>
>>3701778
>A
>>
>>3701778
>the MAKE KANTO GREAT AGAIN set
>>
>>3701778
A
>>
>>3701778
>>A
>>
>>3701778
>A with C's hat
>>
>>3701778
>A
>>
>>3701778
>A with C hat
>>
>A

Hey, can’t beat a classic. It also makes you feel like things are coming full circle.
On your way out of the shop you pocket the Ahegao hat for old times sake, and possible flaunting.

What do now?

>Poke Mart
>Challenge PKMN League
>Write in
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>>3701888
>>Poke Mart
>>
>>3701888
>>Poke Mart
we need supplies
>>
>>3701888
>Poke Mart
>>
>PokeMart

Everything you see here is available! Although you’ll probably want to stick to healing items.
Remember you currently have 16350 poke bucks in the bank.

How spend?

>Write in your selection and roll 1D100
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3701958
6x revive
10x Full heal
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3701958
All in on full restore
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3701958
>6 Max Potions
>2 Full Heals
It just hit me how much of an uphill battle this is gonna be
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3702051
And I can't even roll right, but that's okay because I'm getting all the 1s out of the way now
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3701958
4 Revives
3 Full Heals
4 Max Potions
1 Full Restore

>>3702051
Yeah, but we just had ignore all the Victory Road Trainers because reasons.
>>
>Buy
You stuff 6 revives and 10 full heals in your pockets and you’re off to the races. Or, battles, you guess.

Welp, now’s as good a time as any!
Unless of course, you want to do anything else before challenging the league. Once you go in, you’re locked in for 4 straight battles.

What do?

>Challenge Elite 4
>Write in
>>
>>3702179
>Write in
Find some more Trainers, we're not nearly ready.
>>
>>3702191
agreed we need more potions
>>
>>3702179
>>Challenge Elite 4
>>
>>3702179
>Challenge Elite 4
I trust in the dice (and some finagling by QM) to get us through this
>>
>>3702179
>Go back to Victory Road
>>
>>3702191
Supporting this one
>>
>>3702179
THIS >>3702191
>>
>Back to Victory Road

You have a brilliant Idea. Just what your quest was missing out on - more grinding! What fulfilling experience it will be rolling dice against weakling trainers over and over to get some pretend cash.

If only you could think of some [CLEVER WAY TO MAKE QUICK CASH].
Like, literally [ANY IDEA WHATSOEVER OTHER THAN GRINDING].

What do?

>Seek Trainer Battle
>Write in Clever idea to make a quick buck
>>
>>3702323
>Write in Clever idea to make a quick buck
Slap a stone with [GREED]?
>>
>>3702323
>Illegal nugget mining operation
So basically >>3702329
>>
>>3702323
Sell your 1st date over in vermilion city to some old woman.
>>
>>3702323
>Ask Mom for some cash
>>
>>3702329
support
>>
>>3702323
This >>3702329
>>
>>3702329
>Slap a stone with [GREED]
You do that, imbuing life into a small nearby boulder.
“F-Father... I am a creature of wants, of needs.. my desire for material goods must be satisfied!”

uh. Ok.

What do?

>Ask rock how to get rich quick
>Smash it to bits looking for nuggets
>Sell magic talking rock
>Write in
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>>3702385
>Ask rock how to get rich quick
>>
>>3702385
Dammit, this is not what I expected.
>>
>>3702385
>>Ask rock how to get rich quick
>>