Previous Thread:>>3693375Check the Archive Here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=pkmnCheck our Pokemon and Items here:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OcvodORAJ5t2JBdDvXEqz52lutUhLvGa91lHozTcz6Q/edit#gid=0>Previously on PKMN (RED/BLUE) QuestWe had an early showdown with MissingNo. It didn’t go well, but we reset and played through the whole damn game again. Caught a ditto, confronted Giovanni and hustled to Victory Road.We tracked a killer for a bit, and it led us to the Elite 4 (we also took a side journey where we made a rock-son and lost it all on the stonks market). Right now we’re halfway through the Elite 4, healed up and headed into the next room...
>Move onYou head into the next room. There are tombstones littering the entire area and it’s extra spooky. Hopefully the Elite 4 member is some sorta big titty goth girlfriend!What do?>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha>Write in
>>3709087>Read some tombstones. Usually the devs leave jokes on them.
>>3709087>Challenge Elite 4 AgathaHope she's got one ready for herself
>>3709095+1
>>3709087>>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
>Read tombstone“What do you call it when two skeletons have sex? - Boning.”Ugh. What do?>Read another>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha>Write in
>>3709129>>Read another
>>3709129>>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
>>3709133>Read another“What are a frog’s favorite kind of shoe? - Open toad.”This sucks.What do?>Read Another>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha>Write in
>>3709161>>Read Another
>>3709129>Challenge Elite 4 AgathaNone of these hold a candle to the ones in Postal 2
>Read another“Why did the clown go to jail? - For his collection of child pornography.”JESUS CHRIST. That’s enough.What do?>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha>Write in
>>3709168>>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
>>3709168I actually laughed at the last one Write our own tombstone.
>>3709168>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
>>3709168>Keep going until you find a dead baby joke
>>3709168>Ask Agatha if she has a cute MILF daughter or a cute granddaughter?
>Ask Agatha if she has a big titty goth granddaughter“Oh no sweetie, my womb is is like the lowest order of British nobility: Barren!”Gross.>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha“It’s on, kiddo.”Agatha is about to send out Gengar!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3709168>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha>>3709178Maybe after our victory?
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3709194Dream Earthquake
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3709194>Dream, EarthquakeAnd if Levitate is a thing in gen 1 for some reason>FishStick, Hydro Pump
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3709194>Dream, Tombstoner
>>3709211And we're good to go
>Dream - EarthquakeDream knocks Gengar around with a nasty Earthquake! It looks pretty beat up... but it endures! Gengar uses Hypnosis... Dream is asleep!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3709242>Poke Flute
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3709242Use a full health then quake again
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3709242Dream, Full Heal, quake
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3709242>Dream, Full Heal, quake
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3709242>Awakening Dream+ Earthquake
We're off to a great start, I see.
>>3709255>>3709267Well ya bone that one up pretty good. You drop the full heal on the floor and Gengar uses Dream Eater... It’s huge and super effective....Dream goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3709280Noodle+Strangle
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3709280>Noodle, Surf
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3709291+1
>Noodle - SurfNoodle finishes off the Gengar.Hold up a second... your girl is glowing like a Christmas tree... she’s evolving! This typically doesn’t happen mid-battle but the QM forgot to do this part like 2 fights ago.What do?>Let Noodle Evolve>Stop it>Write in
>>3709305>Stop itNah, I prefer the monotype. No 4x Ice Beams for you.
>>3709305>>Let Noodle Evolve
>>3709305>>Let Noodle EvolveNoodle gently grips your arm looking deep into your eyes as you say "be gentle noodle-senpi"
>>3709305>Let Noodle evolveNATURE FINDS A WAY
>>3709305>Let Noodle EvolveGonna miss our longboi
>>3709305>Let it happenOur girl getting thicc!
>Let Noodle Evolve.Awww yeaaaaaoooooohnn NOoooo.Christ....Agatha is about to send out Golbat!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709345...SHE IS BEAUTIFULLNoodle use seduce
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709345>Noodle, ThunderIt's just how the lighting in this place is
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3709345Noodle Thunder
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3709345>Barne-er Noodle, thunderCan we drop furry levels for this?
>>3709354BRING THE RAIN NOODLE
>>3709356nope
>>3709345>Dragonite looks like BarneyI get it.
>>3709354>>3709356BASED BARNOODLE
>>3709370Best name, especially since Noodle isn't accurate anymore
>>3709383she has ascended to the rank Thicc Noodle
>>3709354>>3709356You don’t care i their Elite 4, 5 or 6 - double crit super effective means Golbat goes DOWN.Agatha is about to send in Haunter! What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3709398Noodle Earthquake
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3709398Thicc Noodle+ eat
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3709398>Thunder
>>3709405one-off from a crit
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3709398>Noodle, lunch time
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3709398>Noodle, Eat
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3709398Noodle Earthquake
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3709413>>3709409>>3709405Consume
>Noodle - yum yum eat em upThicc mama noodle takes a sensual nibble of Haunter. He’s extremely uncomfortable with this.He hits back with a nightshade attack and it does some damage, but his heart really isn’t in it.This is gonna get weird, isn’t it?What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709398>Noodle, Thunder
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3709432Let's try that again>Noodle, Thunder
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3709432>>Noodle, Thunderok I've had my fun, FUCKEM UP
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709432>Noodle, Dragon Rage
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3709436>Noodle, Thunder
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3709432>Get weird
>>3709440That's the shit anon
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3709432>Barnoodle finishes his fucking meal
>>3709439>Dragon RageI understand that it's the only Dragon-type move in existence but it sucks.
>>3709461>hisWe've established that it's a she, anon.
>>3709436 You really shouldn't redo rolls. QM has called someone out over rolling a d20 on accident and then a d10
>>3709486Sorry d100
>>3709432>that bummIs our dragonite dummy thicc?
>>3709505you fucking know it
That Haunter is dead.
QM are you ok?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE QM IS FUCKING DEAD
We were so close to the end, too...F
>>3709432Did noodle just redesign herself in the middle of a battle?
(sorry about that - RL snuck up on QM and it took longer than expected)>Noodle - ThunderThat happens and Gengar goes down!Noodle remains DUMMY thicc.Agatha is about to send out Arbok!What do?>Write in PKMN,>ATK, Roll 1D10
>>3709628>Bernie, Fire BlastLET'S TAKE THIS ARBOK AND REPLACE HIS OLD EKANS WITH IT
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3709628Bernie+Spin Throw
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3709628FORGOT MY ROLL
>>3709637+1
>>3709642IT'S A GOOD THING YOU REMEMBERED
>>3709628WRHH!!! QM stop I can only get so hard!>>3709642no need to roll thenBernie, Fire Blast
>>3709637>>3709642Shit and damn, Bernie Blasts that Arbok into next week! ... but this is an Elite 4 level pokemon! It barely endures though, and a light breeze could probably knock it over. It retaliates with ACID! Bernie’s defense is drastically lowered!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3709671>a light breezeFlap wings once.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3709671>Bernie, Slash
>>3709675support
>>3709675>Bernie - Light breezeBernie attacks with a light precision that defeats the Arbok, yet preserves the leather perfectly.It’s BERNIE TWO BELTS, BABY.But things are about to get serious. Agatha is sending out Gengar!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3709671THIS >>3709675 is just Gust but it's mad disrespect
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3709686>Stay in with Bernie>Twin Snake Whiplash while he uses Flamethrower to make that Gengar dance in pain
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3709686>Fire Blast
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3709686noodle+dragon rage
>>3709691OH NOTHE REVERSAL FROM 10 TO 1IT HAPPENED
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3709686>Bernie, whip it.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709686Fishstick, hydropump
>>3709691AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3709686bernie, snake whip
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3709686>Bernie, whip it.
>>3709691>>3709706>Bernie - whip it goodBernie is so busy popping off that he misses with BOTH snakes. Fuck.The Gengar knocks him on his ass hard with a nightshade... Bernie is in serious trouble! What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3709706kill me
>>3709706
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3709711>Try again
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3709711>Bernie, whip it.im get a another one
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3709711Fishstick+Hydro Pump
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3709711Fishstick, hydropump
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3709711WHEN A PROBLEM COMES ALONGYOU MUST WHIP IT
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3709711>Gurren+Pin Missle
>>3709716>>3709717>Bernie - WhipSilly bitch. Whip is a normal type move.Gengar hits back.. Bernie goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3709730It's time to stop rolling.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3709730>TWO ONES IN A ROWokay no more rolling this thread for meBUT GOING FOR A THIRD ANYWAY
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3709733>Fishstick, Hydropump
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3709733Fishstick+Hydro Pump
>>3709486That was for the previous vote anon. Honest, I'm just slow as fuck.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3709733>Fishstick, Hydro Pump
>Fishstick - HydropumpOk, now we’re getting somewhere!Gengar hits back with another Nightshade. Looks like it really hurts!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3709764>Hydro Pump
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3709764>Fishstick, Hydropumpcheck this one
Anybody else gonna roll?
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3709764>Hydropump
>Fishstick - HydropumpDoesn’t work out so hot this time. Fishstick goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3709779nice
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709781>Stuart, BLIZZARD
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3709781>Fishstick, Hydropump
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3709779Too slow.>>3709781Noodle+Thunder
>>3709794yes
>>3709794WEW.Noodle takes a hefty chunk out of Gengar!The Gengar hits back with Nightshade, but Noodle holds strong!Gengar is on his last legs!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3709794Nice
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3709804Noodle+Thunder
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3709804what the fuck>Noodle, Thunder again!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3709804>Noodle, Thunder
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3709804>Thunder
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3709804>that holethis is a blueboard RG>Noodle+Thunder
>>3709812
Okay, everybody who is lurking should roll.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709804>Anything
>Noodle - ThunderIt’s a reversal of of fortune, and Gengar get’s the better of noodle!She’s barely holding on...What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3709831>Noodle, Wing attack
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3709831>Noodle - Hyperbeam
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709831>Noodle+ThunderTHUNDAR
>>3709831>Noodle, Wing Attack
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3709831>Thunder
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3709831>Noodle+Thunder
>>3709836>Hyper Beam>into a Ghost-type
>>3709836Fucking 1 post ID. This is what you get for using a Normal move on a Ghost.
>>3709836>Noodle - Hyper BeamCommon mistake. Noodle goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3709864>Gurren, TwinneedleBelieve in me, because I believe in you!
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3709864>Gurren+Twinneedle
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3709864Exorcise him. THE POWER OF ARCEUS COMPEL YAH!
>>3709874support
>>3709874god fucken damn
>>3709874>ArceusWho?
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3709864>Gurren, Twinneedle
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709864Gurren - Dab
>>3709879Why.
>>3709879>>3709874Aaaaaand, it's gone. Way to go anon.
>>3709879YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>3709884Anon will now proceed to slowly die.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3709864>Gurren, Twinneedle
>>3709874>ExorciseYou don’t know... what that is. But Gurren’s drill glows with a HOLY LIGHT...Gengar goes down!You win!Agatha hands over 6000 bucks.“Kids these days... no sense of humor.”What do?>Heal + Move Forward>Write in
>>3709892>>Heal + Move Forward
>>3709892>>Heal + Hug each of our pokemon + move forward
>>3709892>Heal + Move ForwardThat's 4 fucking Revives.
>>3709900supporting this
>>3709892>Heal + Move Forward
>>3709900support
>>3709892>>Heal + Move Forward>Become a little closer to Heaven.
>Heal and hug friendsYou do that. You’re down to 7 revives and 3 max potions. Things are getting a little dicy.You walk down a long corridor. Dragon statues fill the room. This trainer has... very poor choice in decor. You kinda feel embarrassed for him.What do?>Challenge Elite 4 Lance>Knock over a dragon statue>Write in
>>3709921>Knock over a dragon statue
>>3709921>>stare a little too long at the statue
>>3709921>Check statues for buttons
>>3709921>Knock over a dragon statue>Nothing personal, Noodles
>>3709921>check your pokeballs to see if noodle is there
man if oberon was here we would have a great chance at beating dragons...
>>3709921>>Challenge Elite 4 Lance
>>3709941No we wouldn't, unless we taught him Blizzard. Speaking of Blizzard, none of our mons know it.
>>3709949Noodle can learn it so can FishStick.
>>3709921>Challenge Elite 4 Lance
>>3709956So we just pretend that FishStick knows it or something? Is that even fair?
>Knock over StatueIt topples over easily, shattering on the ground.“h-hey! What the fuck?” The nerd in the cape is pissed.What do?>Challenge Elite 4 Lance>Write in
>>3709970>>Challenge Elite 4 Lance>>3709968That's what we been doing the entire quest.
>>3709970>>Challenge Elite 4 Lance
>>3709970>Challenge Elite 4 LanceI swear it was an accident.
>>3709970>>Challenge Elite 4 Dracula>Die monster! You don't belong in this world.
>>3709971Touché.>>3709976Save that for Blue/Him
>>3709982But Lance is the one who dresses as a vampire. And in character we are supposed to think there's no Champion
>Challenge Elite 4 Lance“You little piece of shit. Those statues are expensive! I’m going to crush you with the power of my Dragon type pokemon, and then we’re going to have a little talk about respecting other people’s property.”Fair enough.Lance is sending out Gyarados!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709995Noodle + Dragon rage
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709995>Noodle+Thunder
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3709995>Noodle, Thunder
>>3709997Dragon Rage cannot STAB or be super-effective. Stop it.>>3710002GOD
>>3710002Welp, I knew it was gonna happen eventually...
>>3710002
Somebody else please roll. 10s count too.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3709995>Noodle+ThunderTHUNDAR
come one roll you fucks
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3709995>Noodle+ThunderCome on redemption
>Noodle - ThunderThat would be a great idea.. if it landed.Gyarados takes a big old bite out of her backside. That hurts!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in——Also last post of the night.Hate to do it mid battle but I have a feeling this one is gonna take a while and I wanna sleep :)See ya tomorrow
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3710052>Noodle+ThunderTHUNDAR
>>3710052See ya QM
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3710052>Try again
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3710052FishStick Thunder.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3710052>Noodle, Thunder
>>3710077FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3710052>Noodle, Thunder
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3710052>Noodle+Thunder
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3710052>Noodle, Thunder
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3710052Noodle, thunder
>>3710077Delete it, no one will know...
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3710052Noodle + thunder
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3710052>Argue that since Lance is a dragon master trainer, he should only use dragon type pokemon, and Gyarados is clearly not.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3710052>dragon rage to piss off that anon
LIFE IS PAINI HATE
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3710261This. Challenge him to a debate!
>>3709072I'll bite, what movie is the OP image inspired from?
>>3710899Fight Club my dude, or at least I'm pretty sure
>>3710903You're correct, thanks. Never seen that particular poster before.
>>3710052>call him out on gyrados not being a dragon type
>Noodle - Dragon RageYou both use Dragon Rage - It’s super effective!But... it does fixed damage so they both survive? You think that’s how that move works?Either way, Noodle is in serious trouble and the Gyarados takes a hit. What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3712420>Noodle, Dab on the Hater.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3712420>Noodle, Thunder
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3712420Noodle, Thunder
>>3712437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynXKdM5aUJ0 Also busting out the music
>>3712437I also hope this pisses off Lance as he's getting styled upon.
>Noodle - DabCritical Dab! The Gyarados goes down. You wonder what this world has come to. Lance is sending out Dragonair!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3712453>Noodle T-poses the armless snake dragon to establish dominance
>>3712454Support, Also call it "pathetic"
>>3712458>>3712454Unironically this
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3712460Forgot my roll
>Noodle - T-PoseNoodle strike a potent T-pose. The mental damage is incalculable. Dragonair slams into the side of her head with some ACTUAL damage.Dream goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3712470Stuart+Hyper Fang
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3712470>Gurren, Twinneedle
>>3712474support but also headpat stuart regardless on the outome.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3712470>Dream goes down!>Dream>Have Lance be disqualified for attacking a Pokemon inside it's ball
>>3712481urrr woops got my BIG GIRLS mixed up
>Stuart - HyperfangStuart sinks his teeth into some scaly goodness. Dragonair goes down!Lance is just gonna send out another. How original.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3712485our harem of lushes ladies is indeed great
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3712500>Stuart+Hyper Fang
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3712500Where's the headpat QM >>3712480Anyway>Stuart, Hyper Fang again
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3712500>Stuart+Hyper Fang
>>3712516No. No this is bullshit. Fuck 4chan dice.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3712500Stuart+Bide
>>3712518>>3712516YOU HAVE FUCKED UP
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3712500>Stuart, Double Edge
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3712500>Stuart, Hyper Fang
>>3712516>Stuart - Hyper FangStuart goes for another juicy hyper fang, but the Dragonair blasts out a hyperbeam! It misses Stuart entirely but... it’s coming right for you! Oh no, you’re gonna get blow away-Stuart tosses himself in front of the beam and takes the full damage.Stuart goes down!He’s... really down.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3712542Fishstick+ body slam
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3712542>Look how they massacred my boy...>Bernie, SLASH
>>3712542>Write inPotion him. POTION HIM NOW YOU FUCKER! YOU'RE NOT USING MY ROLL AS THE CAUSE OF HIS DEATH!
>>3712549changing to support
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3712542>holy shit lance you fucker you killed my pokemondream+hyper beam lances legs
>>3712549>>3712553Potions don’t worked on KO’d pokemon, silly,or dead ones.>>3712548Bernie lashes out with a vicious slash! Dragoinair still needs to recharge from hyperbeam!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3712549support
>>3712562REVIVE STUART
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3712562>Bernie, Slash
>>3712562Use a revive on Stuart
>>3712570>Bernie - Slashwith a 1 - 2 slash Bernie takes out the Dragonair.There’s a brief lull in the battle.Lance is about to send out Aerodactyl.What do?>Revive Stuart>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3712562NOOOOOOOOO!
>>3712577>>Revive Stuart
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3712577Since lance probably killed Stuard...>DREAM, ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER POWER BOMB.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3712577Take that you piece of shit.>FishStick, Hydropump
>>3712582MOTHER FUCKER, DON'T DO THIS TO ME. WE HAVE TO GET OUR REVENGE.
>>3712577REVIVE STUART
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3712577>Noodle, Thunder
>>3712582>>3712583did you fuckers miss the REVIVE STUART option
>>3712591He's dead, Jim.
>>3712591considering our luck I expected the worst, but fine I'll support revive stuart.but if it's proven dead we go for blood.
>>3712594what do you think revive's are for
>Revive StuartYou use a revive on Stuart.Or... at least you try to. He’s not taking it. Come on... eat the pill you dumb fucking rat! GET UP. We’re not done with the elite 4 yet! GET UP.GET. UP.... Stuart... get up....What do...>Cry like bitch>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPE>Write in
>We off Blue's Raticate>Make fun of him at Pokemon Tower>Lance offs Stuart>Blue makes fun of us at the Pokemon LeaguePOTTERY
>>3712611>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPEI knew it.
>>3712611aaaahhh nnaaaahhhh, HE KIILLL MY BOOOOYY>Cry like bitch
>>3712611>>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPE
>>3712611>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPE
>>3712611>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPEHe better be able to revive QM
>>3712611>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPEYOU'RE IN THERE SOMEWHERE DAMMIT
>Enter the MindscapeAh, there he is.“Ow. Oh, hey Red! That one really knocked the wind out of me.”OH THANK GOD.What do?>Hug Stuart>Ask how you can help>Write in
>>3712631>Hug Stuart>Ask how you can help
>>3712631>>Hug Stuart>>Ask how you can help
>>3712631>>Hug Stuart>>Ask how you can help>>Write inShow scene from Lance's POV
>Hug StuartThat happens.>Ask how you can help“Oh don’t *cough* worry. I’ll be fine. I must have just miscalculated a bit. As long as my mind is here I can’t be de-“.........>Write in
>>3712645>Dream....Break Lance's Back. Bane style.
>>3712645>Use the power of Greed to bring Stewart back>The true treasure was the friends we made along the way
>>3712645>>Write inApologise to Blue for making fun of his raticate when it died.
>>3712647Actually wait, continue the battle. Defeat Lance and THEN break his back bane style with Dream
>>3712645aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>>3712647support
>>3712645Use Glutoony on Stuart to make him eat the revive.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
>>3712672Wait, I know how to revive Stuart. We just have to SURF CINNABAR
>>3712672OH SHIT ITS REAL, he's fucking dead.
>>3712672>Stuart's actually deadRIP AND TEAR
>>3712672Fuck you
>>3712672still sticking with my plan but this just reaffirms breaking Lance's back. He shot first so he must pay.
Lance is sending out Aerodactyl, ready or not!“Will you quit your bellyaching? Did you forget you’re in the middle of a battle?”What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3712647>>3712645Support
>>3712695>dream+RIP AND TEAR
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3712695Berni+fire storm
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3712695Dream+Break
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3712695>Dream, double kick.>Walk closer to Lance
>>3712701It’s not very effective, but for some reason Bernie is hitting extra hard today. Aerodactyl endures and hits back with a BITE.Bernie endures it and looks badass.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3712714>Bernie, burn him good with flamethrower
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>3712714>Burn
>>3712718Or seismic toss, idc.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3712714>Bernie, flamethrower
Rolled 3 (1d10)Bernie, burn him good with flamethrower>>3712721GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>Bernie - BurnThat. Happens.Lance is about to send out Dragonite!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3712714>Bernie+flamethrowerDONT LOSE YOUR WAY
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3712727>Bernie, Fly
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3712727". . .">Fishstick+Ice Beam
>>3712728SUPPORT
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3712727>Bernie tears off Dragonite's arms with the double Arbok scarf
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3712728>Bernie, Super Dragon Soul. Flamethrower.
>>3712735godammit
>>3712735>>3712736FUCKING
>>3712735>>3712736Nigger.
>>3712735>>3712736Don't you do this to us
LOOKS LIKE WE ARE LOSING TWO POKEMON TODAY
It's okay because once we win, we're definitely breaking Lance's back.
>>3712735>>3712736Bernie goes for a big flamethrower but...FUCK. Dragonite blasts him out of the sky! FUCK FUCK.but....Bernie [E N D U R E S] through sheer force of will!He manages to blast the Dragonite!Dragonite endures it.Bernie is just about ready to fall over...what do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
>>3712758>Bernie + FINAL SLASH
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3712758FishStick Ice Beam
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3712758>Dream, BLIZZARD
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3712758>Fishstick+Ice Beam
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3712758PPPPPPOOOOOTTTTTTIIIIIOOOONNNN+ Flamethrower
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3712758Bernie, Slash
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3712758>Bernie, Fly Straight through him while sanbika plays in the background.
>>3712768Thank you, anon, for forgetting to refresh.
>>3712768please my heart
>>3712769https://soundcloud.com/felipe-bahena/eir-aoi-sanbikafuck youtube
Rolled 1 (1d1)Fuck d10s, this isn't the time for them.
>>3712768>Bernie - SlashHe tries, he really does.But the damage from that hyper beam is just too much... he does manage to make a little scratch, however.You’re pretty lucky that Dragonite had to recharge this turn.Bernie goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3712786Berni+full restore
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3712786>Fishstick+Ice BeamI want that lizard on ice.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3712786>Dream Mega Punches Dragonite so hard she retroactively aborts it from ever being born
>>3712792Supporting this.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3712786Dream, Rockslide.
>>3712792Make it a popsicle, QM, don't faint it.
>>3712792>Fishstick - ice beamYou don’t remember ever teaching that move to Fishstick, but you also don’t remember if you accidentally used it before anyway.So that happens!It’s super effective, and the Dragonite is barely hanging on.It hits back with a gnarly Slam, but Fishstick endures it.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3712810FishStick Ice beam
>>3712810>second verse same as the first
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3712810>Finish it Fishstick, Surf
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3712810>FishStick Ice beam
hey guys i was late how the battle with the el>stuart is deadi am voting to kill lance
I want that Dragonite frozen and I want it to stay out.
>It's just a Pokemon battle, bro!I'll Pokemon battle your Dragonite, megafaggot.
>Fishstick Ice BeamSuper effective!... Dragonite goes down!You win! You’ve earned the right to challenge the Pokemon Champion!Lance hands over... nothing. Hey, where’d he go?What do?>Look for lance>Move on>Write in
>>3712852>Look for lance
>>3712852>>Look for lance
>>3712852>Look for lanceI bet he's by that statue we knocked over.
>>3712852>Heal
>Look for LanceYou want to at least kick that guy square in the ol testes. Instead you find... a puddle of blood? It trails off towards the champion’s room....What do?>Heal up and move on>Write in———Last post for the night - We’ve got some big stuff coming up tomorrow. See ya!
>>3712877>>Heal up and move on
>>3712877>heal up >check on Bernie and stuart one last time before we go
>>3712877>Heal up and move onSome nigger stole our kill! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!Good night QM.
>>3712877>Heal up and move on>>3712884>StuartHe's dead, Jim.
>>3712877>Heal up and move onLate to the party but w/e.
>>3712877>Heal up and move on
>>3712877>Heal up and move onStuart's sacrifice won't be in vain. We'll break the champion.
>>3712884This but also break the remaining statues.
>>3712877>>Heal up and move onShit, he was kinda important in the sequel.
>>3712890just let me see my boy
>>3712877>Heal up>Send out all your team to destroy all the statues, then powerwalk with all of them up to the Champion's room like something out of badass Red fanart>Stuart lying dead in your arms>Gurren and Bernie flanking your left and right>Dream and Noodle on the far sides>Fishstick slithering behind everyone like the big boy he is
>>3713045support
>>37130451+
>>3713045support, love me some noodle
>>3713052>>3713067>>3713082Bernie has been with us since the beginning alongside Stuart. Gurren is what inspired Red early in the quest, what caused the Missingno drowning encounter too, and what helped inspire Vermillion Joy to become a better person. Sure Dream was on the team before Gurren was, but now more than ever the PIERCING THE HEAVENS matters against the Champion.
>>3713045Supporting this one
>>3713045Do this please
>>3712877>>Use escape rope.
>>3713045Support
Guys we need to find Lance and murder himAlso I think I understand how Blue feels now
I hope that Lance is alive so we can Raging Demon him.
>>3713045supporting
>>3713994That's how we get [WRATH]
>>3713045Also supporting
>>3714211We already have wrath
>>3714252wrath 2
>>3714323It is a eletric move.
>Cool Team pose as you enter Champion’s roomYou take a quick moment to smash all of Lance’s stupid dragon statues. Leaving Stuart where he is, you take the crew into the next room. We mad.You enter the Champions chamber to find a wide open space and>What>The>...Fuck?
>>3714908>WHO ARE YOU?
>stareSomehow this isn’t exactly what you were expecting.What do?>Approach>Turn 360 degrees and walk away>Write in
>>3714929>Approach with our team ready. This is a final boss if there ever was one.
>>3714929>Who's in that cross?
>>3714929>>Approach
>ApproachIt’s Blue.“Oh, hey Red. Funny seeing you here.”It looks like he’s suspended up on some sort of mechanical cross, attached by tubes and circuitry. Oh, and two gigantic stakes in his wrists.“Yeah, that’s right. I’m the Pokemon Champion of Kanto. Got here just a little while before you did, as usual. Can you believe how easy the Elite 4 were? What a joke. And those guards at the beginning? Nobody has time for that nonsense. And now nobody will need to! haha!”What do?>Ask how he got this way>Ask where Lance is>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue>Write in
>>3714963>Ask where Lance is>Ask how he got this way
>>3714963>Ask where Lance is
>>3714963>Blue... is this all natty?
>>3714963>Ask how he got this way>Ask where Lance isAlso congratulate him on becoming champion but ask if it was nesscarykilling the guards
>>3714963>Why is there biblical imagery>Did you stake yourself and how
>>3714963>How do you trow pokeball with your arms stucks? ... do you poop in a tube?
>>3714981>>3714989Supporting theseJust bombard him with dumb questions.
>>3714963>>Ask how he got this way
>Ask about Lance“Oh, the Dragon Nerd? You don’t need to worry about him anymore. He failed. He was supposed to kill at least THREE of your pokmon, and all he managed to do was cream the rat. So he’s being punished right now.”>Ask how he got this way“Hahah oh boy, now there’s a funny story Red. I never wanted it to end up like this. But things happen. Sometimes you end up strapped to a techno-cross that pumps your poop out and pumps steroids and hormones in. Sometimes...Sometimes you can develop a reaaaaaal nasty infection when someone smashes you balls in.”>Write in
>>3714996...do you still got them? Are-are you trying to compensate for something?
>...“Sometimes... the infection SPREADS.”
>>3714996>Why didn't he go to to an hospital or shoved his balls on the healing machine on the pokémon centers?
>>3714996>Sorry you can't handle the bantz, bro
>...“You go to the hospital, but they can’t help. And suddenly it’s all over...”
>>3715016I don't think he's listening...
>>3715016I was in a hurry and you never listen and challenge me out of the blue.
>>3715016>At first I was going to be sympathetic with you, have a real heart to heart and maybe put our rivalry behind us and come to acknowledge one other. Since we both experience the pain of losing a pokemon, even more fitting that it was a raticate. But you're being a real douche right now.No wonder why your grandpa never loved you.
>...“And you end up a dickless freak! Sure, grandpa’s trying to fix you up but... I don’t think it’s coming back.”What do?>Apologize>Mock>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue>Write in
>>3715036>Ask him what his pronouns are now
Did Blue lose a Raticate in this timeline?
>>3715036>Apologize>For about the butt kicking he will receive.>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue
>>3715036>Apologise then challenge
>>3715036>Apologize>Challenge
>>3715036>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue
>>3715036>Mock>But you're not a dickless freak, I'm looking at a dick right now>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue
>>3715036Apologize>Challenge Pokemon Champion BlueHow do you end up losing your dick if only your balls were lost?
>>3715036>Apologize>Challengewe are going to fucking die
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMWMft83G0>Apologize“Oh there’s no reason to be sorry, Red. I’m the Pokemon Champion! And besides, I’m going to get exactly what I want.”...“Because when I win, I’m going to rip your dick off. I’m gonna rip it off and sew it on where MINE used to be. Then, I’m going to fly down to Pallet and FUCK your MOM into a COMA!”Blue wants to battle!He’s sending out Pidgeot!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715103>Fishstick+Ice Beam
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3715103>>Fishstick+Ice Beamwe fucking broke this man
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3715103>Noodle, Thunder
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715103>>3715114This
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3715103>Fishstick uses Ice Beam
Stop rolling.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715103Fishstick Ice Beam
>>3715103as we attack yell at him"ITS YOUR FAULT STUART IS DEAD!"
>>3715103>Wait, you still want to settle this in a pokemon fight even though you're roided up?
>>3715117This and yell 'no one gets to do that to mum but me!"
>Fishstick - Ice BeamHe hits with Ice Beam, it’s super effective!Pidgeot endures and hits back with Wing Attack!You yell at Blue for Stuart’s death. He laughs hysterically.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3715191no, no, no, no and, nnnnoooo
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3715199>Fishstick Ice Beam
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715199>Fishstick, Hydropump
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3715199>Bite
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715199>Fishstick snacks on the giant pigeonWe're taking out his entire team
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3715199>Use ANOTHER Ice beam.>Say he cant use our dick to fuck our mother cause it would be second degree incest.
>>3715211ooooohhhhh
>>3715211Big Ice beam to the beak. Pidgeot goes down!One down, five to go.You shame Blue for his psuedo insestuous fantasy. He makes a little jerkoff motion with his hand.Blue is sending out Alakazam!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715232Fishstick+bite
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715232>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Noodle+Bite this fucker in the face
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3715232>Gurren, Twinneedle
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3715232Damn, we don't have Jynx for this one.>Fishstick+Bite
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715232Send Gurren, use Twinneedle.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715232FishStick Hyper Beam
>>3715241what have you done
>>3715241Well, that couldn’t have gone any worse.Fishstick gets blasted with a psychic attack...he goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
Blue would be that dick and not let us use a 6th pokemon since lance killed ours.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3715265>Gurren, Twineedle
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3715265>Gurren, Twin Needle the fuck out of his brain or anus, idc which
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715265Noodle Hyper Beam
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715265Send Gurren, use Twinneedle.
>>3715272>>3715273>two bug hitsNice.
>>3715265>>Gurren, Twineedlesupport, stop rolling
>Gurren - Twin NeedleGurrent hits with the bug type move, It’s super effective!But... Alakazam endures it! Just barely...It hits back with a psybeam! Gurren is rocked by it!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715292>Gurren, Fury Attack!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715292>Gurren, Fury Attack!>Proceded by seven whole posts of MUDA MUDA MUDA!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715292>>Gurren, Fury Attack!
>>3715306>>3715304>>3715298these rolls
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715292>Gurren, Fury Attack!
>MUDAMUDAMUDAMNIT. Alakazam catches Gurren with a um, psychic uppercut? Weird.Gurren can barely fly!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715331>Twineedle
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3715331Potion+Twineedle
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715353This but WITH A GOOD ROLL!
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3715331>Gurran+Twineedle
>>3715353That psychic uppercut sure is something.Gurren goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715365>Bernie, Flammenwerfer
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715365>REVIVE FISHSTICK>SEND OUT BERNIE>FLAMETHROWER
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3715365Bernier, flamethrower
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715365>>REVIVE FISHSTICK>>SEND OUT BERNIE>>FLAMETHROWER
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715375>REVIVE FISHSTICK>SEND OUT BERNIE>FLAMETHROWER
>>3715386Bernie*
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3715365Revive FishStick
>>3715389>>3715387>>3715375>>3715369...we are going to have our dick riped off.
>>3715394>revive fishstick>no attack command>nat10>>3715400it doesn't matter we are fucked anyways
>>3715404He cant fuck us without a dick.
>>3715400Most likely, yes.>>3715412He’ll use ours.>>3715394You revive Fishstick! He’s pretty beat up but he’s raring to go.Oop. Alakazam just blasts him with a psybeam.Fishstick goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715425>BERNIE+FLAMETHROWER
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715425>Dream MEGA PUNCHES THE FUCK OUT THIS PRICK
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715425Bernie FlamethrowerRevive FishStick Again.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715425>Bernie+Flamethrower
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715425this is the second time that a nat 10 fucked us over>BERNIE+FLAMETHROWER
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3715425>BERNIE, SLASH
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715425ill lend this thread my powers, just this one time. send dummy thicc dragonnite to mega punch
>>3715436why don't you get that we can't fucking cheese the fight with items
>>3715432>>3715433>>3715436>>3715438>>3715439>>3715443What the actual fuck
>>3715447There can be only one explanetion...Blue is manipulating the dice.
>>3715456mother of god
>Bernie - FlamethrowerYou roll bad and miss. Bernie eats a psybeam to the face! But.. he endures it! Man, Bernie is such a badass.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715472Bernie Slash
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3715472>BERNIE+FLAMETHROWER
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3715472FLAMETHROWER!
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3715472I channel my spirit energy to bernie so he can spirit bomb that alakazam
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715472>Bernie chokes the fuck out of Alakazam with Arbok
>>3715456By losing his dick he by default is stuck in no-fap, he's been on it for so long he has ascended and gained immense psychic powers that can warp reality. ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT BLUE WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF POKEMON!!!!
>>3715480FUCKING FINALLY
>>3715485We can make him cum by probing his butt.
>>3715480>Bernie - FlamethrowerWell that’s one fire put out, so to speak.Blue is sending out Rhydon!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3715520>Noodle+dragon rage
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3715520>Dream uses Double Kick
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715520Noodle Blizzard.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715520DREAMDOUBLE KICK
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3715528
>>3715544AW SHIT NOODLE IS GOING TO TEAR INTO RHYDON'S ROCKY BODY WITH THOSE DRAGON FANGS AND DO MASSIVE DAMAGE
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715544thanks for the 40 damage mate>Dream uses Double Kick
>>371554740 damage.
I can't roll again for the rest of this battle for fear of a nat one
>>3715544>>3715528Perfect roll
>>3715559do it now this fucker just used dragon rage
anyone want to explain why dragon rage is bad at this moment?
>>3715544>Noodle - Dragon RageNoodle channels her inner fury and OBLITERATES Rhydon with DRAGON RAGE!The effect is blinding, the sound deafening and it does a massive, tremendous, and most importantly RELIABLE 40 POINTS OF DAMAGE.HOLY SHIT.Rhydon hits back with Horn Drill and it hurts quite a bit.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
>>3715577it only does 40 damage. We have better moves.
>>371557740 damage. No STAB, no typing. It's like the health of a Level 20 Wartortle.
>>3715577Because it only does a FIXED 40 damage, Rhydon has a shitton of HP, so it will be like scratching a brick wall with a stick.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715592>dream, double kick
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3715592Surf.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3715592Noodle Blizzard
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3715592>Dream uses Double Kick and actually TAKES ADVANTAGE OF TYPING DIFFERENCES
>>3715600STOP GIVING ME THREES AHHHH
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3715592Wait a second, doesn't Noodle have blizzard? use that and fully heal Bernie with Mega Potion?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715592>>Dream uses Double Kick
>>3715615
>>3715615Well done Anon. Time to turn this battle on our favor.
>>3715615She does, sort of. We kinda fudge it in there but>Noodle - BlizzardNoodle blasts Rhydon with blizzard, it’s super effective! Rhydon goes down! >Bernie - PotionTough luck, kid. You’re all out.Red is about to send in Arcanine!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3715641>Dream uses Double Kick
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715641>Dream+Surf
Rolled 10 (1d10)dream+double kick>>3715641
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715641>Dream, Body Slam
>>3715649>>3715655Oh now the Dice Gods are just taking the piss
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715641>Dream+SurfCause y'know, it is SUPER EFFECTIVE!
>>3715655S A V E D
>>3715655Saved
>>3715668Yeah, I don't understand why we're dicking around in the fucking CHAMPION BATTLE. It's like they WANT to be eunuchs.
>>3715682We are either dicking to flex on him or because we are while we still can.
>>3715649>>3715655>Dream - DoublekickOne misses, one hits hard. The good kick giveth, and the good kick taketh away.Arcanine takes a respectable chunk of damage, and hits back with a vicious take down!It looks like it really hurt! Both pokemon are roughed up, but the Aracnine is looking worse for the wear.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715698>Dream, Mega Punch
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3715698Fucking SURF HIM! OR at least Earthquacke!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3715698>bernie+flypls no 1
>>3715710good job
>>3715710How can noodle know fly if they didnt have wings until ten minutes ago
WE STILL HAVE REVIVES THOUGH, RIGHT? WE MIGHT BE OUT OF POTIONS BUT REVIVES ARE STILL IN BABYREVIVE BERNIE AND GURREN NEXT SO WE CAN RECREATE THE FIRST BATTLEor punch Blue in the crotch using the power of Wrath hand?
>>3715725>how can noddle know fly>bernie+fly
>>3715736BERNIE IS KO'DFISHSTICK IS KO'DGURREN IS KO'DALL WE HAVE IS DREAM AND NOODLEWE NEED TO USE THOSE LAST FEW REVIVES
>>3715710>Bernie - Big BonkArcanine takes a full grown Charizard to the dome. Arcanine goes down!Blue is sending out Exeggutor!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
>>3715733If we Punch blue in the crotch, he will just stare at us and them remove our spine.
wait no, Bernie is still up but slightly damaged somewhatfuck it's hard to keep track of this shit>>3715748Godhand works on anything on contact. We could try Sloth on him too, I guess.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3715745Bernie Flamethrower
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3715745>Bernie, BURASTO BARN! (Fire Blast)
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3715745Flamethrower.
>>3715755NANNNNIIIIIIIIIII
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3715745>Bernie, Fire Blast
>>3715758SOMEONE ROLL A FUCKING 10 PLEASE!
okay so>Stuart = DEAD>Fishstick = KO'd by Alakazam Psybeam>Gurren = KO'd by Alakazam Psychic Uppercut>Bernie = Active, decent health>Noodle = Active, somewhat injured>Dream = Active, somewhat injuredWE NEED TO USE THEM DAMN REVIVES FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE
>>3715755ONENOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715755JUST>Flamethrower
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3715745>Bernie+fire blast
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715745BERNIE FIRE BLAST
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3715745flamethrower
>>3715766See >>3715425
>>3715776WE NEED TO USE THE LAST FEW REVIVES I KNOW WE STILL HAVE, WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE 2 OR 3 LEFT BY THIS POINT AND DAMN WHATEVER THE QM SAYS
>>3715774>>3715755woops Bernie takes a stomp to the face. He’d probably endure if he weren’t so beaten up already.Bernie goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3715766Can we try to use the psychic chunk of building to shit out some Max Revives?
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3715788>Dream, Horn Drill
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3715788>Dream uses Earthquake
>>3715788BACKING >>3715792We have that chunk of building since fucking Vermillion! It helped us back in Silph Co, it'll help us here too! We have the money damnit!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715788Noodle, Blizzard
>>3715796>crit Gen 1 EQ on ExeggutorNice, now NOBODY ELSE ROLL
NOBODY ELSE ROLL
>>3715796support
>>3715804>>3715803what a hive mind
>>3715803>>3715804>same second postsweet
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3715788>Noodle, Blizzard
>>3715816what are you doing
>>3715816Ha. Sucks for you, he's down, faggot.
>>3715816Are you brain dead perchance
>>3715816
>>3715816The fucking madman
>>3715816YOU FAGGET
>>3715822Nevermind, but we still got a Horn Drill.
>>3715816You Nigger, didn't you see the 10?
>>3715796>>3715816>HmmmmWhat do?>10>1
>>3715845>10
>>3715845>>1End our suffering already
>>3715845>>10PLEASE GOD PLEASE
>>3715845>>3715845>pray
>>3715845
>>3715845Know what do it? Do it so we have every excuse to side with missingno and end the world
>>3715845>1
>>371584510.
>>3715850>>3715872FUCKING DIE
>>371584510
>>3715845>10 >Pray to Arceus We are in the fight of our lives we need everything we can get
>>3715879>arceuswho?
>>3715792You can try, but Blue will probably wipe your pokemon before you’re done haggling with the damn thing.>>3715845>10Dream uses Earthquake! It’s... actually not very effective against Exeggutor. But it’s a 10 so it does a decent chunk of damage. You probably should have used a poison move, huh?Exeggutor stomps Dream in the face and knocks her loopy. What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3715885>poison movea what???
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715885Noodle BlizzardRevive FishStick.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3715885>Revive Bernie, Dream+Mega Punch
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715885>Noodle Blizzard>Revive FishStick.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3715885>Dream, improvised poison move, Venom Fist
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715885>Dream uses Pin Needle?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3715885THIS >>3715896
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715885>Dream>Body Slam
Well we're fucked.
>>3715889A POISON MOVE
>>3715912Pretend this >>3715896 uses Poison Sting and Mega Punch.
>>3715912you lost me
>>3715912Toxic?
>>3715890>>3715892>>3715895How many things to you people think you can do in a turn?Anyway Dream gets kicked in the face again and goes down, but not before hitting Exeggutor with [A POISON MOVE]. Exeggutor is in rough shape!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3715885>Realize that Execcutor kicked Dream in her Sting that has poison, hence he suffer from a poison sting.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3715932>Noodle uses [AN ICE MOVE]
nobody rolls
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3715932>Noodle uses [AN ICE MOVE]
>>3715938Unfortunately you shouldn't bother.
>>3715944dont jinx it you bafoon
>>3715947>bafoonBaboon + Buffoon ?
>Noodle - Ice MoveIce move happens. Exeggutor goes down! Just one mon left for both of you....Blue is sending out Blastoise!What do?>Noodle - Write in ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715963Noodle Thunder
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3715963>Noodle Thunder
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3715963>Thunder
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3715963>noode+thunderi swearto god
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3715963Thunder
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3715963d>Noodle, use Thunder!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3715963>Noodle Thunder
do we have any items left?
>>3715982Everybody stop
>>3715982And that's a wrap, we won the league.
>>3715986revives i belive
>>3715982
>>3715982>THIS IS FOR STUART YOU FLAT CROTCHED FUCKWAD!!!RO RO FIGHT THE POWAH
>>3715982REDVENGERS ASSEMBLE
>>3715982>Noodle - ThunderNoodle hits HARD with thunder! It’s super effective!But.... Blastoise Endures! It seems extra mad at you.Blastoise Uses Blizzard. SHIT! It’s super effective! SHIT SHIT SHIT!Noodle is hanging on by a thread!What do?>Noodle, Write in ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
>>3716000I kinda want to try the godhand on blue just to see if it breaks him since he can't get off.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3716017>Noodle Thunder again
>>3716017ITS STEEL TYPE, REVIVE BERNIE
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3716017>Revive Bernie, Noodle+Thunder
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3716017>Noodle, Thunder
>>3716022supporting this instead
>>3716017do we have any full restores?
Do not roll, we need that Revive.
>>3716020Guys this should be good enough since it's a water type Only way it'd fail would be if qm's a fag
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3716017>Revive Bernie, Noodle+Thunder
we should use the rest of the revives for our pokemon
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3716022supporting
>>3716022also support
>>3716033
>>3716022You guys just never learn >>3715932>How many things to you people think you can do in a turn?
>>3716033FUCKING YES
Depression is knowing that if we kept gurren in our party she'd have been useful here and acknowledging we should've used kitty since he was our buff saviour. And stronger than gurren
>>3716033nice
>>3716033https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8NqsErtak
>>3716041we did
>>3716039Then just revive bernie or kill blastoist, idc. Desperation is a bitch.
>>3716041>And stronger than gurrenNice try RG, I'm not falling for that samefagging
>Noodle - ThunderYou keep trying to do two things at once, but you can only do one.Noodle blasts Blastoise with THUNDER. However... this is the main pokemon of the Pokemon Champion! ...It Endures. And knows Noodle out with another Blizzard....You’re out of Pokemon.“Well that tears it, Red. You Lose. And now I’m gonna tear it. It being your dick, right off of your body.”What do?>Beg>Cry>Run>Write in
>>3716041But we do have gurren in the party. They were ko by a psychic uppercut.
>>3716053Fucking called it.>Go out like a man and fight Blue man to man. God hand wraith style
>>3716053Fight back.
>>3716053>[WRATH] your dick, if you can't have it, nobody can.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3716053>slap with slothhmm
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3716053>steal his sin
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3716053fight back
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3716053>Slap this little bitch with the [WRATH GODHAND]
>>3716053>use ninja force field
>>3716069Well then...
>>3716053>>3716069support
>>3716069
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3716053We didnt Black out.So we still got a Pokemon.Ghost Stuart... Bide.
>>3716071There's also this, too. Fucking cheater.
>>3716069>Fight BackYou prepare to fight back, getting your [WRATH] Ready.It’s also pretty clear to you that he has the power of [ENVY]. As far as you know, that makes it even ground, and he’s also a roided up monster.He’s going to rip your dick off of your body, like it or not.What do?>Cash in 10>Try to talk it out>What’s that behind me>Write in
>>3716077Oh fuck, have we still got the Silph Scope?
>>3716088>What’s that behind me
>>3716088>COULD IT BE?
>>3716088>>What’s that behind me>INB4 QM is tricking us
>>3716088>NANI!?
>>3716088Nah, screw it. >cash in the 10
>>3716090>>3716088Well you may have the title Blue, but guess what i have besides a dick?A living Raticate.
>>3716088>What's that behind me
>>3716088>Cash in 10
>>3716088>>Cash in 10>>What’s that behind me
>>3716107You realize that cashing in the 10 is mutually exclusive, right?
>>3716111Just Cash the ten on whatever is behind us.
>>3716107fuk it support
>>3716098>>3716104These should count towards>What’s that behind me>>3716117Oh, so you want to kill Stuart? Because that's how you kill Stuart. That 10 is for the [WRATH] hand, it cannot be transferred to anything else. Example: that Nat 10 Dragon Rage on The Champ.
>Fight’s not overhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAn8FVUp090It’s... It’s him! This battle isn’t over. You’ve still got 1 good pokemon left!WHAT. DO.>STUART - KANTO SMASH (Roll1D10)>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3716128>STUART - KANTO SMASH RAT MIGHT
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3716128>STUART - KANTO SMASH
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3716128>STUART - KANTO SMASH (Roll1D10)
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3716128Stuart Hyper Beam
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3716053>STUART - KANTO SMASH
>>3716133That's it, we're done here.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3716128>>STUART - KANTO SMASH (Roll1D10)Nat 1 incoming
>>3716133I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT
>>3716133OH SHIT
>>3716133
>>3716133Dubs and Nat 10. Well done anon.
