Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of Alcoholics Anonymous Quest, our hero Commander Flashman did some boring stuff like, I dunno, training, meeting Mihawk Mibird Miseagull, whatever. No-one cares. The important thing is that he CAN’T GET DRUNK. What horror is this?! How is our dashing champion of justice supposed to fulfil his obligations to get kidnapped by pirates if he can’t get drunk?! How could his Logia betray him in such a vile and repulsive way? Is there no Seasus? No. There is only sobriety. Disgusting. Shameful. Only Gand-chan can save him now.We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.>just admit you want to touch the sword“You must travel around a lot, huh? I thought Shichibukai normally stayed in one place.”Mibird opens one eye, head tilting slightly as he peers in the direction of a blatantly silent Abs. “A monotonous life breeds complacency, and the degradation of skills. Simple travel can be as useful for testing one’s strength as a more... dramatic lifestyle change.”Abs bristles.“Such as Firefist, here,” Mibird unsmoothly segues, swirling his wine-glass. “I suspect he’ll no longer be making his base in Whitebeard territory - although of course, I’ve already been surprised by his presence, here.”“I’ll find someplace,” Fireplace bites out, voice bitterly defiant. This is... not going places you wanted them to. SUBJECT CHANGE.>Heeeeeeey, Mibird, If you like wine, have you tried sangria?>So why did you agree to a spar, anyway?>Did anyone ever think your goth aesthetic was a phase?>Other?
>>3711290>>Heeeeeeey, Mibird, If you like wine, have you tried sangria?
>>3711290>Heeeeeeey, Mibird, If you like wine, have you tried sangria?
>>3711290 (OP) >Heeeeeeey, Mibird, If you like wine, have you tried sangria?Hmmh...Since Dressrossa is a Spain expy does that mean that Sangria was made in Dressrossa?Man,AU Oda doesn't wanna stop with leaving subtle clues about Flashman origin.Also maybe i'm wrong,but before going full gothic didn't Mihawk use to wear Hawaian shirts?
>why did i bother writing other suggestions?“Heeeeeeey, Mibird,” you chirp, like the avian Mibird is. “If you like wine, have you tried sangria?”Mibird seems to have taken to being called Mibird with an utter lack of care, which you find simultaneously inspiring and relieving, mainly because you like your head attached to your neck. Not enough to not call him Mibird, though. “I’ve heard of it.”“But have you TRIED it?”“... No,” he shamefully confesses, clearly guilt-ridden over this travesty of good taste. Well, okay, maybe he just sounds bored. That simply means he’s hiding it well. What a guy,You crack your knuckles. “All righty then. Looks like it’s... *s a n g r i a o’c l o c k*.”Klaus makes an odd whimpering noise as Mibird arches an eyebrow, but you’re too busy flagging down the waitress to care.>Roll 1d100 best of 3 to see if you can subconsciously turn your Logia off and get drunk on sangria
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3711328
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3711328DRUUUNKKK
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3711328
Rolled 35, 77, 64 = 176 (3d100)>70, not bad>Conversation topics during drinking binge?
>>3711342>Which of the 4 emperors is strongest>What is the weirdest place you've ever been to?>How did you meet Zolo?>What is the single most baffling thing that has happened to you? I once fell overboard in the east blue and found a mermaid... somehow>What are the other Shichibukai like? I've only met 3 so far
>>3711342>>What's Shanks secret?
>>3711342>who was greatest swordsman before you?
>>3711342>Do you use that tiny sword for shaving, or the giant cross one?
>>3711350His real hair colour is pink, he’s actually Coby’s dad.
>>3711345Supporting
>>3711342 #>Sooo....How is your love life Mibird?Do you have your magic cheaty eyes set on some swordwoman?And this is how we get swordad Mihawk, by having Flashy unknowingly playing 4D chess against him,and sending him rightInto the arms of Flashy's mom because she is the best Swordwoman in the world.
>i’m a giant sword-nerd, ama“So teeeeell me,” you wheedle, halfway through your third glass of delicious, fruity wine (it’s no Pink Flamingo, but you’re man enough to admit that other drinks are tolerable), past tipsy but not quite into drunk. Yet. “Which of - of the Emperors is the strooongest?”“A ridiculous question,” Mihawk disparages. He has a jug all to himself. “It’s like apples and oranges. Are you including their crew in the matter? The size of their territory? The-?”“Whitebeard!” Abs’ voice drowns him out, as the guy raises his own glass. “Pops is the strongest, no doubt!”Ignoring the fact he proooobably shouldn’t be calling the dude Pops any more, you squint at him. “Reeeeeally? I mean, he’s kinda old... does he even fight any more?”“Does he-?!” Fireplace splutters, but Mibird butts right back in.“He does still fight, although considering the size of his crew, they obviously do far more of it than him. That said, I would disagree that he is ‘the strongest’.”You stare at him, curious. “Then...?”“Most likely... if we are talking the individual, rather than the entire crew, then the strongest is surely...”You lean in closer, intrigued.“... anyone but Red-Haired Shanks.”.............That’s not a real answer.Seeing your glare and smirking at it, Mibird elegantly shrugs. “It’s been a long time since any of the Emperors fought each other. And of course, those who go to fight them tend not to live to tell the tale. So who knows?”“... But Red-Haired is definitely the weakest?”“Correct,” Mibird says, looking you dead in the eye. “His first mate is excellent at keeping him alive, whereas the man himself can’t even protect his own limbs.”“Wow.” You scratch your cheek, thinking about all the dire warnings you heard about the Emperor back in class. “I thought he was on par with them all...”“Perhaps he’s decent when sober. I’m not sure if anyone’s ever seen it happen.”Daaaaaaang. The more you know. “And, uh,>How have you heard of Zolo?>What are the other Shichibukai like?>What’s the single most baffling thing that’s ever happened to you?>Other?
>>3711420>>What’s the single most baffling thing that’s ever happened to you?given grandline insantiy tis is prob a good one
>>3711420>>What’s the single most baffling thing that’s ever happened to you?INB4 "This dumbass marine walked up to me, challenged me to a fight, somehow activated Conquerors, tried to steal my knife as it was shoved into his guts, then invited me to drink."
>>3711420>How have you heard of Zolo?
>>3711428That was pretty much going to be the answer, actually.>Mibird: (oh my seasus, it’s a blond, marine mini-shanks)
>>3711420>What’s the single most baffling thing that’s ever happened to you?Who cares about Lolonoa or information we can get just by saying "I don't think Moria, Doffy and Boa will enter through that door right now".
>>3711428>I HAVE CONQUERORS HAKI?!!!
>>3711439Oh god we really are, way too strong attachments to our crewmates, all the hakis, gets drunk way more than he should, insanity seems to follow us around... I'm calling it now, our Moms dad is also Shanks father making shanks our uncle by being moms half brother, which makes Big Mom Shanks Step-Mom
>>3711462You forgot the part in which Zolo and Sanji from the future shapeshift into Shanks and mom and gave birth to Flashy by scission via sword, like a starfish, that's why Shanks lost his arm.
Shanks as our uncle even explains why we are so short despite our parents, grandpa was a shorty and so are we
>>3711445>I HAVE CONQUERORS HAKI?!!!More like "What's "CONQUERORS"?"
>>3711499Flashy is from the grandline, he would know what conquerors is, hell he knew what the other hakis were
When you think about our future in the Marine and the only thing you can see is:>Becomes an Aldmiral/Big boss of the marines and changes a lot of laws so the world is a better place.>Becomes a Not-revolutionaire and kills IM and the WG (except that guy that slapped the shit out of Carlos with a mace).
>>3711462And if your grandfather’s a D, that also makes Shanks a D.Mihawk would be unsurprised by that.>prep flashy saw goth mibird and mibird put his middle finger up at him“Aaaaand,” you continue, because Shichibukai 20 Questions is a rare pleasure, “what’s the single most baffling thing that’s eeeever happened to you?” You hiccup, before glaring suspiciously at your glass and then draining it. Take that! ... Refill now.“Not a thing... more of a person,” Mibird murmurs, pulling an expression of distaste. Then his gaze, fully sober, fixes back on you. “Although if it were limited to ‘recently’, I must say that a low-ranking Marine challenging me to a spar, revealing his Haki, and then attempting to claim my blade is... somewhat unusual.”“Not for this idiot,” Klaus mutters from beside you, downing his own drink and looking like he wants to sleep, or die, or both. You swat his arm.“Ignore Klaus! So.>If I asked for it nicely, would you give it to me?”>Is the tiny knife actually, like, for shaving or something?”>Do people not challenge you often, then?”>Other?>>3711512>that guyYou mean your cousin?>>3711489Ultimate quest goal: kill Shanks for making your mother (and thus you) short.
>>3711527>>Is the tiny knife actually, like, for shaving or something?”
>>3711527>>Do people not challenge you often, then?”
>>3711527>>Do people not challenge you often, then?”>>I mean, with how strong you are, they're missing out!
>>3711527>>Do people not challenge you often, then?”>>By the way liking the Sangria, am looooooving itWe are gettgin drunk with Dracul Mihawk... Tashigi is gonna die of jealousy, we must plan her funeral
Heading out, update soonish.
>>3711527>>If I asked for it nicely, would you give it to me?”
>>3711548Right after slapping our shit and screaming at our idiocy for challenging him to spar. Then Klaus mentions the Conqueror's Haki.
>>3711527>>Is the tiny knife actually, like, for shaving or something?”Still want to know if he uses the actual cross-sword for that, though. It'd definitely be funnier, both in practical terms and the fact that he deems his facial hair a better opponent than scrubs from the Blues.
>>3711658>It'd definitely be funnier, both in practical terms and the fact that he deems his facial hair a better opponent than scrubs from the Blues.And he'd probably be objectively correct too.
>>3711706>His facial hair instinctively uses Armament Haki any time it's going to be damaged, so Mihawk has to use Armament-coated Yoru to even attempt to shave
>>3711740his hair really is pink, it just looks black cause hes constantly filling it with armament
>>3711750Shanks and Mihawk both have pink hair, but are keeping it secret from each other.>tell me mooooore"Do people not challenge you often, then?”Another shrug. "If you mean 'do they verbally challenge me', yes. As for bring a physical challenge... rarely. Most of my challengers are weaklings and fools. A good number are both."You point at yourself, questioningly."You're both."... Rude."That said, I can see that your win over Roronoa wasn't a fluke." (You keep your mouth shut that he tripped, looking innocent.) "It should be interesting to see where you are in three month time.">So what's your connection to Lolonoa, then? Sounds like you know him?>Are you drunk enough for me to convince you to teach me something cool?>So what are you doing around these parts, anyway?>Other?
>>3711822>>So what's your connection to Lolonoa, then? Sounds like you know him?
>>3711822>So what's your connection to Lolonoa, then? Sounds like you know him?
>>3711822>>So what's your connection to Lolonoa, then? Sounds like you know him?>>Are you drunk enough for me to convince you to teach me something cool?
>>3711822>So what are you doing around these parts, anyway?>Also if you want to ask me something at some point you can too.
>>3711916>Also if you want to ask me something at some point you can too.To be perfectly honest, Mihawk gives precisely zero fucks.>the tluth is leveared"So what's your connection to Lolonoa, then? Sounds like you know him?"Mibird eyes you for a second at 'Lolonoa', before pouring another sangria from his jug. "We met in East Blue, and he impressed me with his potential. As simple as that."Woooooooow. Okay. Does that mean - did Lolonoa spar with him as well? And what was Mibird doing in East Blue, anyway? Does Mibird know - yeah, of course he must know Zolo plans to be the strongest swordsman. What is this, some kind of 'raise your own rival' program? Zolo's YOUR rival, you called dibs on each other!>D'ya think he'll kill you one day?>So I guess hearing he lost his sword must not have been good news for you, huh...>... Zolo has Armament now. It was really dumb.>Other?
>>3711947>>D'ya think he'll kill you one day?
>>3711947>>... Zolo has Armament now. It was really dumb.
>>3711947>zolo has Armament now, it was dumb First we need to make fun of sword-bro/lival infront of his senpai >he's my rival, whenever he gets around to beating you I'm going to kick his tushy and put him in jail, but he's MINE not your rival, you are the stepping stone mihawk Gotta assert DOMINANCE
>>3711947>>... Zolo has Armament now. It was really dumb. just copying me like that, really stole my thunder on that one. (chuckle at our brilliant joke)
>>3711965Basically I want to let mihawk know that we KNOW that zolo will surpass him, but we're still going to be the greatest challenge roronoa will ever face
>>3711962>>3711967I hate it. Support.
>>3711967BOOOOOOOOOOOOO....>Support
Rolled 11, 9, 39 = 59 (3d100)VOTE IS STILL OPEN BUT ALSO>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for continued drinking
>>3711967... supportIs zoro stronger than luffy with his armarment?
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>3711984
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3711984YEET
My first roll ever!
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3711984are those rolls for abs mibird and klaus to hold their booze?
>>3711947>>... Zolo has Armament now. It was really dumb.>It was like, we-we were fighting a Lightning Logia and I used Ahr-muhment to stop lightning, it was relly cool but then, Zolo said "I want a piece of that" and did the exact same thing, making me look less cool...
>>3711996THE LEGENDHE YEETED IT
>>3711996hey look, its that crit i spent on the spar 30 in game minutes ago
>>3711996Guess we're getting kidnapped.
>>3712003we gettign kidnapped just so Mibird can see a drinking contest between us and Shanks
>>3712003What, no. It's our 100. This time, we do the kidnapping.
>>3711996No, those were background Strawh-...>>3712003Yep.
>>3712003We're just going to cling to mihawk as he leaves for his next adventure and not let go, mihawk with no fucks to give will just keep going with us attached to his back, klaus will be forced to follow after our dumbass and force firefist to come, and our goons will follow because they have nothing better to do
>>3712012Klaus will follow cause he has to make sure flashy doesn't die and Abs cause he has to see this shit to believe it
>>3712008.....hmmmmmmmmm>BE KIDNAPPED!!!¡¡¡>BE DOING OF THE KIDNAPPING¡¡¡!!!>(>>3712012) ur my Mibird now (hic)>OTHER???¿¿¿
>>3712010The real question is whether Klaus is going to kidnap us while we are vulnerable to keep us safe, or mihawk is going to take us for nefarious zolo related purposes.
>>3712019>ur my Mibird now (hic)
>>3712019>>BE DOING OF THE KIDNAPPING¡¡¡!!!A nice change of pace
>>3712019>BE KIDNAPPED!!!¡¡¡
>>3712019>ur my mibird now!As much as I want to kidnap him it's just not feasible unless he lets us, and then it's not a kidnapping but just pretend and I will not stand for it!
>>3712019>BE KIDNAPPED!!!¡¡¡I rather this be less Flashys fault and more a Warlord being eccentric
>>3712019>>ur my Mibird now (hic)
>>3712037But it's always flashys fault, even when it's not his fault it's still his fault, somehow
>>3712044>something explodes in West Blue>IT WAS FLASHY'S FAULT
>>3712019> ur my mibird now (hic)I can definitely see mihawk coming along for the hell of it and leaving whenever he pleases
>>3712048>So thats what happened to the first cannon ball!
>>3712053Well we are still in the island till we get picked up day after tomorrow, so this is more we hug mihawk and dont let go even as he gets on his boat and sails away
>>3712071C'mon guys, it's tradition
>be normal villager>go for a night out at the pub>holy crap, there's that new Shichibukai drinking here>he's not causing trouble or hurting anyone, relax a little>some marine gets people involved in a drinking contest>getting more and more drunk>ANOTHER SHICHIBUKAI>he and the marine go to kill each other or something holy shit>both come back alive and... start drinking again?>marine gets progressively more drunk and starts clinging to shichibukai's coat>other shichibukai and marine's friends have given up>Shichibukai casually strolls out with drunk marine wrapped around his back like a koala>rest of them follow in a panic>have no idea what just happened>grand line weirdness scale 8/10
>>3712080Locking and tallying here.
5-4 for ur my Mibird!This is great for me, because guess where Mibird's going? I'll give you a hint. It's a two word name, and the initials are E and L.
>>3712099oboy
>>3712099... oh boy, we gonna get a first row seat to the shit show
>>3712099Enel's Lawnchair?Mihawk has no idea why it crashed onto his ship, smoking like a meteor, nor why someone would intentionally make a chair so gaudy.Yet even he cannot deny the chair's comfort. ...After a bit of redecorating, of course.
>>3712099OHBOI
I've genuinely forgotten what E L is.
>>3712133Enies Lobby, shit kicking into high gear
>>3712133Eddys Lobby or something like that
>>3712133Hey D'Enies! Lead tham mean into Lobby and throw him out. He has no place in here!
>>3712099>Smoker’s face when he receives a poster for “Thunder God” Arthur
>>3712135>>3712136>>3712143OH
>ONE HUNDO"... Zolo has Armament now. It was really dumb." The side of your face thumps down on the bar table, your head surprisingly heavy. "Just copying me like that, really stole my thunder on that one. Heeeeeh~" You chuckle dazedly at your hilarious joke. You're so funny. So, soooo funny. Yup.You're sort of vaguely aware of a hand - Klaus? - reaching out to nudge your head. "Y'all right, Prettyboy?""Ngggghhhh," you reassure the voice.Ooh, big pretty yellow eyes peering at you. All bright an'... an' yellow."Perhaps you should put him to bed," say the eyes.You yawn at that, drowning out the boring talk between Klaus and Eyes. Birdy eyes. Mibird. My bird. Yes. Yoooour bird. Bird with swords. Gotta... Gotta be yours. Yes."My bird..." you mumble, cheek squished against the worryingly sticky wood ofnthe tabletop, fingers itching to... to......Everything fades pleasantly away.×××××Everything unpleasantly returns.>Roll 1d100, first 31 best of2 middle2 worst of
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>3712147Hehe...
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3712147
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3712147
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3712147
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3712147
>>3712145>inb4 they didn't manage to get a clear shot and have to send Flashman to take Arthurs photo for a bounty poster
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3712147My bird
Oh boy...Smoker: Hey Klaus, just calling to make sure things are ok after the mission.Klaus: Yes.S: So, how's the brat.K: Yes.S: ...what happened.K: He challenged Mihawk to a spar, he almost vivisects him. Instead of fainting like a normal person, he activated Conquerors Haki, then tried to legally steal one of Mihawks blades and invited him to drink sangria.S: ...K:Then Flashman got drunk, clinged to Mihawks coat and they both fled into the night.S: ...[Somewhere in marinerford]Extra! Extra! Commodore from the Marines shoves 1000 ciggars inside his mouth and lits them with a fire logia.
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>3712147Weird, thought I typed the roll in right.
>>3712156We'll be just like Spiderman!
>>3712169Oh good, that’s best of. 58 ain’t that bad
Rolled 28 (1d100)Just trying out rolls
>>3712170Do not invoke the man of spiders. Our name is Flash, and we're part of a military. Do you want to get our legs blown off?
Rolled 32 (1d100)... is ace coming with us to eines?Because if so, shit is going DOWN
>>3712230I can't wait
>>3712227Spider-Man is a loser. Does he have knife-legs? Is he a lumberjack? No? Pathetic. Flouncing around, pretending to be a spider when he doesn't even have the right number of limbs. Poseur.>58, purdy averageOooooooh your head ow ow ow"Nmfghklsdgh," you complain, although it's muffled by... cloth? Not a bedsheet. Too thick. Blegh.Cracking your eyelids open is... ugh, awful. You wince, pushing your face closer to the cloth, which is...Wait.Very slowly, you peek your eyes open, lifting your head slightly.The cloth is... Mibird's coat? Which is bundled on the bottom of - a very cramped boat. A coffin-shaped one. And sitting upright, not far in front of you, looking perfectly regal and relaxed, one leg crossed across the other knee, is...Hm. Mibird's coat. Mibird's boat. Maybe other things of Mibird's ending in -oat. Buuuut. Question: why are YOU here?You don't end in -oat."... whezmi?"Mibird tilts his gaze to stare pointedly at you, uncaring of the beautiful dawn sky, or the fact you're apprently now at sea. Yep. "Are you finished drooling on my coat?">...... yez.>Noooooooooo?>Didju... Didju kidn'p me?>Other?
>tashi is gonna be soooooo jealous
>>3712273>sorry about that>...did I get kidnapped again?
>>3712273>Oh god not again...
>>3712273>>...... yez.
>>3712273>did I get kidnapped again, is it Wednesday already?
>>3712273>>...... yez.>>Internal crying
>>3712273>Why does this keep happening?
>>3712273>Sorry about that. >...oh god not again.
>>3712273>is it wenseday ma dudes
>>3712291Support
>>3712305>>3712273Shit forgot to link
>>3712273>He gave us use his coat as a blanket Super Sword Dad acquired.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3712330Does that make us zoros brother?
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3712273Rolling for how much Mibirb comes to regret kidnapping us
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3712334Rolling for how much Shanks comes to regret Mibird kidnapping you.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3712334Low numbers? Interesting...rolling to see how happy Mibirb becomes that he kidnapped us.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3712334>>3712338As expected from Miowl, he barely gives a fuck.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3712334>>3712338Okay. So he doesn't really regret kidnapping us nor is he really happy that he did. I honestly should have expected this....Rolling for how batshit everything gets now that Harry and Mihawk are sailing together...possibly into the New World.
>>3712336Oh my god. I just had a thought. We're his successor's rival. Did he kidnap us to give to HIS rival to train?
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3712334Does Mibirb planning to raise his own little Shanks?
>>3712341Everything is on fire
Rolled 19 (1d100)Rolling to figure out how much klaus and smoker hate this
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3712345Really, it's more like he just figured you weren't letting go and didn't care enough to make you... and then when he tried, you were clinging too tightly to his coat... so he threw his coat (and you) on the floor of the boat.But being Mibird's gift to Shanks is a terrifying thought, because you are worryingly reminding Mibird of him.>>3712352They've gone past panic into an emotionless void of doom.
>>3712356>Shanks I bring you a gift.>Really what is it?>Its an even weaker version of you. Take it away from me its stupidity is infectious.
>>3712356Random question boss,Would tashi trade wado for a chance to meet mibird?
Rolled 34 (1d100)Okay. New Idea.Rolling for Smobosses freak out. The Higher it is, the more explosive, the lower, the more he's a picture of calm and patience until he gets his hands on Flashman's neck.
>>3712317"..... yez." You squint back down at the coat. Black. Fancy red patterned sleeves. It's... probably worth more than you make in a year. Or five years. "Did I get kidnapped again? Is this a Wednesday?""........" Mibird intones, loudly and pointedly."Um." You like at the dried patch on the sleeve. "That, uh. That'll wash out."You peek up to see Mibird looking at you with resigned disappointment, like at a puppy who pissed on his rug. Or drooled on his coat, really. ... You're much cuter than a puppy, though. And housetrained!"... Sorry? Um. Why am I... here?"Mibird looks up to the sky, small clouds drifting along a lazy breeze. "Why are any of us here?""....... Okay, let me rephrase. Why did you kidnap me?"He shrugs, laconic. "Why not.">?????>>3712364Don't tempt me. Please, please don't tempt me.>be sengoku>get call from garp, who got call from smoker>mihawk's kidnapped a (drunk) commander>some ex-marine, infantry and Firefist Ace have followed them into the New world>you can't even figure out why this has happened or what the p.r. fallout will be>dammit mihawk you were one of the well-behaved ones>what's firefist doin there, anyway?>get another call>mihawk gave the commander to red-haired and then left>wt absolute f>red-haired is training him???>commodore smoker demanding his return or he'll invade red-haired's territory???>garp won't stop laughing???>the surgeon of death is now hurtling towards red-haired too???>gotta retire from this shit>>3712368No, because he's pirate scum and doesn't deserve to be the greatest swordsman in the world.
>>3712383But I want to tempt you. Imagine Shanks attempting to teach Flashy how to drink real booze, followed by Flashy making them cupcakes filled with rum. Imagine the Strawhats meeting Shanks while Flashy is in an apron. Imagine Smoboss screaming at Shanks to give him back his son. >So Mibirdy where are we headed? Do you have snacks? Can I bake a cake? Other annoying/endearing Flashman words
>>3712383>No, because he's pirate scum and doesn't deserve to be the greatest swordsman in the world.Fucking Kek. Oh man, say that to Mihawk's fucking face, I dare you Tashigi. Oh boy she really needs to realize that a persons occupation has jack shit to do with sword abilities.
>>3712383... So, where are we headed?
>>3712383>>Check to see whether drunk-Flashy managed to bring everything along this time, and find out if the other members of your group came along too.
>>3712398I mean>... So, where are we headed?
>>3712392She's not dumb enough to say it to his face, and she recognises he's the most skilled in the world... she just thinks swords shouldn't be used for 'evil', so no matter how good a person is with a sword, if they're a bad person, they don't deserve a title like world's best, because they're shaming the title rather than bringing honour to it.Having corrected about 50million typos in this post, I'm going to bed. Thank for playing, good night, and don't roll any more 100s! Or else.Of course, Mihawk is a Shichibukai rather than an active pirate, so that's not TOO bad, but she's obviously had a less than stellar opinion of Shichibukai lately too, so...
>>3712409Sweet QM dreams
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3712409Night
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3712383>"Hey, train me while we're going to the next island">>3712409sleep tight rolling for mihawk giving us haki lessons
>>3712383>"So... What do you usually do while traveling the sea?"I can't think of how unbelievably boring sailing on a floating coffin has to be.
>>3712710Well with nothing to distract us, it might be a good chance for hardcore Haki training.
Never written before, here we go.>Snow falls like angel shit as Smoker awoke from his desk with a low huff emitting a thin line of smoke to escape his lips, another day another bit of smoke in life’s impenetrable smog of days we call life.>Smoker had fallen asleep at his desk, again, a habit that a few months back he would have never let himself do.>But honestly, he just didn’t give a shit about any of that looking professional crap when white beard himself is almost wheezing at his door.>And he has spent all night trying to find some way to stop the inevitable destruction of his office, and the island because of some geezer who is upset that his son can now do something with his life to possibly help people.>He is still scum though, so it’s about as likely as Flashman being rear-admiral.>The door to his office is burst open, he doesn’t even bother to lookup from his desk as he puts two cigars in his mouth out of habit.>Tashigi, for the past couple days has been on edge. Oh dear sea, he merely chuckled at his own pun...>He hated puns, and humor in general. The white marine felt his eyes involuntary twitch.>”Did you feel it too sir?” The sword woman lips quiver as the word leave her.>Half and half man looks up at his second in command.>Her hair is a mess, her glasses are smudged and she has bags under her eyes. All in all she looks relatively normal for a monday morning.>”If you mean the stress of having to find a way out a mess we have no way out of than yes.”>Tashigi sighs “Sir, we need Flashman back.” >Smoker is silent for a moment, before he leans back in his chair.>”Why? It’s quieter with the idiot gone.” Smoker says as he gets out of his chair.>”Sir I->”I mean look at all the progress we’ve made. We’ve doubled our productivity with him gone.” smoker begins to slowly pace around the office.>”Sir->”Sure it means I have to do the paperwork alone and it takes twice as long, and I have nobody to vent to in order relieve my anger, but it’s fine.” Smokers voice starts to rise.>”S->”It’s not like I’m trapped in my office for weeks just doing paperwork! I haven’t slept on something that isn’t wood for weeks!” Smoker began to yell.>”And that idiot gets to have a damn joyride to give pirate scum money to put their hands inside another piece of pirate scum to save said scum!” Smoker began to walk towards his now slightly concerned second in command.>The woman of bend metal took a step back as smoker approached.>”I’ve been making puns in my head Tashigi, Puns!” Smoker yells his cigars somehow staying in place.>”You’re damn right we need that idiot back so I have someone to yell at who deserves it!” Smoker finishes with a huff before walking back to his desk.>Tashigi stared at smoker as he sat down and looked at his unfinished paperwork.>”Smoker, we gotta get flashy back!” Tashigi yelled.>For once smoker agreed completely with someone.
>>3712383You know I though you anons were fucking insane for challenging him but I take it all back holy fuck. >Fireplace going to see Luffy burn EL to the groundAmazing. Also I didn't realise that EL *could* be even more of a clusterfuck than Canon but here we are.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>3712383Rolling for Silvers chem knowledge to make engagement ringhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKi85QNr7zo
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>3713728Rolling for Flashy's chem knowledge to make cocktails.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3713794Rolling for Flashy's COCKING knowledge to make cocktails.
>are we there yet? ... are we there yet? ... are we there yet? ... can we stop for mcdonalds? ... are we there yet? ... miiiiibiiiiiird i'm huuuuuuungry~You awkwardly pat yourself down to make sure all your stuff is present and correct, while edging yourself even closer to the side of the boat. Just in case you need to vomit."Sooo..." You squint up at him. "Where are we headed?""Ennies Lobby."Wat."Gosh. That's, uh. Not really where I wanted to be.""Hm." Mibird looks like he's less than invested in your opinion. "Perhaps you should have considered that before you started clinging to my coat and refuses to remove yourself."... Maybe... you should stop getting drunk? ........ Nah. "Oh." That does sound like the sort of thing you'd do. "Thank you for not, uh, stabbing me?""I didn't wish to stain my clothing, with you so close," Mibird informs you. "Besides, you're very light."At least he's not calling you fa- waaaaaait, is he implying you're some kind of midget?!>I'm actually very tall. Compared to many people. Just so you know.>Where are my friends?... And Fireplace.>Why are yo- we, going to Ennies Lobby?>Other?
>>3713802>>Where are my friends?... And Fireplace.>>Why are yo- we, going to Ennies Lobby?
>>3713802>Why are yo- we, going to Ennies Lobby?
>>3713794>So to make a martini, you take vermouth and gin and an oli- why are you holding tabasco sauce? Stop that.
>>3713802>I'm actually very tall. Compared to many people. Just so you know.Manlets, when will they learn!>where's are my crew
>>3713808Support
>I've been waiting so loooong for thiiiiisIgnoring the horrible tall man and his horrible tall... tallness... you instead move on to matters less likely to get you stabbed. "Why are yo- we, going to Ennies Lobby?"Mibird looks at you properly at that; his mouth curving into a grin of wicked sharpness. "Oh, a simple matter - I wish to look at a sword that's being delivered there. A meitou."Oooh. Shiny. You prop yourself up more, the smooth motions of the boat thankfully not making things worse. "Really? Cool. Which one?"The smirk widens. "Wado Ichimonji.">????!!!!!?????!!!!!
>>3713825ah so this is how the quest ends
>>3713825>Damn it sis you were suposed to keep it not send it away. (Iner panic! She wouldnt simply give it up!)
>>3713825>stare at him while processing this information>"Excuse me here for a minute.">turn around and walk two steps to the other side of the coffinship>call TashigiSis got some explaining to do.
>>3713825>TASHIGI!!!!!!!!WE WILL END YOU!,WE'LL REPLACE ALL YOUR WETSTONES WITH THE CHEAPEST WE CAN FIND, WE'LL HIDE YOUR SWORDS IN SMOBOSSES UNDERWEAR DRAWER, WELL REPLACE YOUR SWORD OIL WITH SHOE POLISH, WE'LL BURN YOUR SWORD PORN COLLECTION!THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!!!
>>3713825>>3713831+1
>>3713831Supporting, but with the addition of immense dissapointment.
>>3713832For this travesty and breach of trust I feel like we should, as a higher in rank officer, lock her personal sword away for a week and make her walk around with a broom handle in its place instead.The only punishment worse would be if we somehow manage to compel Wado to speak its mind to her instead.
>tfw oneechan makes decisions without your inputYour heart lurches and thuds down, down into your stomach, as you stare at Mibird in bewildered incomprehension. Your brain carefully lays his words out for you several more times, until it's finally understandable."Excuse me for a minute," you calmly tell him. Then, under his maliciously amused eye, you pull a sleepy Mr Speedy from your coat, and wriggle backwards to the far end of the coffin. Boat. Thing.She pick up after several rings. "Flashman?">tashigi what the shit what the absolute shit i mean seriously i can't believe you did this what the shit>... Where's Wado.>Hi! I'm incredibly pissed off right now!>Other?
>>3713843>tashigi what the shit what the absolute shit i mean seriously i can't believe you did this what the shitYour paperwork help privileges are revoked forever and you can only use broom handles if you want to train your swordsmanship for a week
>>3713843>>... Where's Wado.
>>3713843>>... Where's Waldo pardon I meant Wado.
>>3713843>>tashigi what the shit what the absolute shit i mean seriously i can't believe you did this what the shitAnd when/if she asks what we are talking about,>>... Where's Wado.in most cold voice we can muster in our hungover state
>>3713848The meitou Waldo was forged a century ago, and quickly stolen by the then world's greatest swordsman and thief, Sandiego Carmen. Both mysteriously vanished thereafter, and despite many rumoured sightings, not one verified appearance has ever been recorded...NEXT TIME, ON 'GRAND LINE'S UNSOLVED MYSTERIES'
>>3713851>Sandiego Carmen>not Caramel Charlotte SandiegoWasted opportunity baka desu sempai
>>3713843So, as a sub arc to all the Robin drama we have to get a hold of wado and duel Zoro and lose.
>>3713856>duel Zoro and lose.Pathetic
>>3713865I kinda hope we lose as well. Just so we can fight our rival at full power later.
>>3713865Considering we’re going to be restricting ourselves to swordsmanship, it’s a good possibility.
>>3713856>and lose.No.I believe in Zolo being able to get it back legit way where we both give it our best. Anything less would be dishonorable. Also, Mibird will be watching probably.
>>3713848>>3713843support
>i honestly couldn't believe you didn't ask to see wado while you talked to her before. she'd already sent it away, although there was a chance she'd have tried to recall it if you'd convinced her...You breathe in. Out. "Where's Wal- Wado."Silence.Then, "I sent it off shortly before you got back from the sky island." Her voice is blunt. "And yes, I would have told you except you got... odd about it when you came back.">Odd?! You - Tashigi, I- why didn't you keep it?!>So what, you just expected me to find out when the papers reported some Marine is using it?>You should have told me.>Other?>>3713869>be zolo>ultimate showdown with your rival at ennies lobby>muddafukkin mihawk watching, what the hell, gotta make this good >draw your swords>your rival looks you dead in the eyes>he pulls out a pistol and a cannonball>THAT LITTLE SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3713878>>You should have told me.
>>3713878>So what, you just expected me to find out when the papers reported some Marine is using it?
>>3713878>>Odd?! You - Tashigi, I- why didn't you keep it?!Don't want to come off like "waah you should have told me waaah", and seriously, it seems out of character for her not to have kept it.
>>3713878>...I am so disappointed in you.>hang up.
>>3713883>>3713880>>3713878>>>Odd?! You - Tashigi, I- why didn't you keep it?! yeah switching to this
>>3713878look on the bright side, after she pulled this bullshit we no longer have to take her opinion on this matter into consideration.
>>3713878>tashigi, I understand why you did what you did, but I am just so incredibly disappointed that I don't know what to say, I don't want that sword because of a tragic backstory or anything but because it's the link between myself and the most important man in the world to me, my rival who's booty I will kick
>>3713885Come on, now isn't the time to act like a bitch.
>>3713878>Odd?! You - Tashigi, I- why didn't you keep it?!
>>3713890Throwing a shitfit and yelling is more like acting like a bitch. She already told us her reasoning, we already told her ours. She disregarded us completely, so there’s nothing more to say.
>>3713883+1
>>3713878>I trusted you to take a good care of it in my stead.>I am so disappointed in you right now, you have no idea.>hang up
>>3713878>Odd?! You - Tashigi, I- why didn't you keep it?!Tashigi will ask us how we even found out and all we will say is a little birdy told us.
>>3713878>>3713881>>3713901I'll swap to this.
>hi i'm Flashman i like to give people gifts and then complain when they do exactly what they said they would do with it"Odd?! You - Tashigi, I- why didn't you keep it?!""Keep-?" She sounds confused. "Flashman, I've told you before why I want to reclaim all the meitou used by pirates. So they can go to responsible wielders, who'll use them decently! I already have Shigure, what would I do with Wado? Hang it on my cabin wall like some - some cheap decoration? She deserves to be used!""But - you're learning to dual-wield, right? Why couldn't you have kept her for that?"You ignore Mibird's obvious interest as she answers. "I don't *need* another meitou. Shigure is important to me, but I'm not stupid enough to think that someone else couldn't make better use of Wado than I could. And seriously, if this were any other sword - Flashman, this is obviously about Roronoa. What was I supposed to do with it?!">?????
>>3713908>A little birdy told me>... Okay, a big bird told me.>A very very very big bird told me. >You wouldn't believe how big this bird is, Tashigi.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3713914Supporting
>>3713918What a big wasted crit on a joke post
>>3713918...>>3713918Does that count?
>>3713920Sadly no, because I didn't ask for a roll.But I will throw in some big bird jokes somewhere. (He's 6' 6" by the way.)
>>3713913You could have at least told me... also I have recently been told that I must join the sword tournament in Shabaody in 3 months or I am screwed. Look we can talk about this later? Right now I need to talk to you and smoboss, shit went weird again
>>3713913Deflection time!>WHO is she going to?
oh fuck Kaku is gonna have Wado isnt he?
>>3713913>You stupid, humble, sword loving... ARG!!!>Of course you deserve it you, you BAKA!>Why do you think I gave it to you in first place!We did give it to her right?>Now they will give it so some shmuck using third grade wet stones and off brand polish!
>>3713913>>3713924+1
>>3713933It's not that she doesnt think shes worthy of it, she already has shigure and doesnt want another meitou, just wants to make sure they are used by those she percieves as just
>>3713913>"You could have just kept it safe while I decided what to do with it? Shigure is important to you, but Wado is important to *me*, Tashigi. Getting it was one of the first times I felt like I accomplished *something*, and I *thought* I could trust you with holding on to it." Or something to that effect.
>>3713913>>3713923>You could have at least told me... also I have recently been told that I must join the sword tournament in Shabaody in 3 months or I am screwed. Look we can talk about this later? Right now I need to talk to you and smoboss, shit went weird againdidnt green text my vote before
>>3713936I'll +1 this. She was too busy thinking about herself. Isn't flashy good enough for one?
>>3713940>>3713913Let me link this
>>3713940Flashy ahs stated multiple times he doesnt want legendary blades and only wants his children, complaning about this like that makes no sense here. The betrayal here is not that she gave the sword away, its that she didnt tell us
>>3713913>Tashigi... i knew you wouldn't be happy, but i didn't want to lie to you, because i genuinely care about you and i don't want you to hate me. So i told you the truth. I told you how much it meant to me. But then you just brush it off as me being brainwashed? I'm not stupid, sis. I may act stupid, and sometimes i may have genuinely stupid moments, but i'm not stupid. I can judge someone's character. I know i'm an asshole, i know that you're frustratingly naive and i know that the strawhats are good people, regardless of whether you want to believe it or not. That said, if you really sent it away before i got back from the sky island, i can't really blame you for anything. I didn't know what kind of person Zoro was before then, and it was my mistake to have given you that sword in the first place.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3713945Changed my vote Supporting this
>>3713940We decided to not use it early on (because OBVIOUSLY our Ka-tan is superior in all aspects). I will also acquiesce that we didn't actually tell her to keep it or store it, we just kind of gave it to her. Different priorities at the time. We were the same as her, just thinking that the Strawhats were Generic-Loot-And-Pillage Pirates.
>>3713945>and it was my mistake to have given you that sword in the first place.Ouch.
>>3713913>>3713934>>3713945I'll change to this if we cut out the part about the strawhats being good people. Can't say that over Den Den.
>>3713945 Support
>>3713913REVOKE HER CANDY PRIVILEGES
>>3713945I also like this, sort of? but agree that we probably shouldn't just say that the strawhats are good people out loud. What a complicated response this is turning out to be.
>>3713945not ok with saying that the straw hats are good people over den den
>>3713958It's coming eventually lads, flashy is destined to go rogue.
>>3713913>He isn't actually a bad person>I know it's seems weird and I understand where you coming from>You sending wado away It just... You should tell me>...>Tell Smobos that curently Im traveling with Mibird torwards Enies Lobby>I will call you guys laterI dont want to gilt trip her or acuse her of wrong doing. Mostly beacouse she is right
>>3713958FIIIIINESupporting>>3713945Without the "straw hats being good people" part
>>3713962+1
>>3713927:) :) :)>>3713948Yeah, I dunno why people are like 'you should have held onto it for me', you straight up gave it to her. Hell, someone had previously been voting to throw it into the sea. There was definitely no 'this is mine but you can keep it for a while' going on.>>3713958Well, it's a complicated situation.Mibird's loving it, by the way.
>>3713927>Become Arthur>Fight CP9>Wait, Arthur why are you fighting marines and why are you here>I got drunk and someone stole wado>Blame CP9What zolo doesn't know can't hurt us!>>3713961I really want a Doffy meter to see how close we are to unleashing Flashman Alter
btw do we have our Pirate Arthur disguise with us? cause if not i kinda wanna remake it and keep it stored in a thunder dial
ALSO VERY IMPORTANT NOTEYOU DON'T HAVE YOUR ARTHUR OUTFITDo you want to stop off at Water 7 to do some very quick shopping while you're there? You've actually only got one set of clothing so it's understandable if you do.And no, you won't run into Strawhats on W7 of you go there.
>>3713970yes to water 7 stop, get some more cannonballs our arthur costume and maybe some books on physics, biology and electricity
>>3713933Support
>>3713970>YesAlso we should run into Franky and chemistry up some Super Cola
>>3713970>yes
>>3713965Something like this, then?>"Okay... Add this to the very long list of my own fuck-ups, then. I'd have preferred if you had kept Wado for me, Tashigi, but I can understand if that wasn't communicated correctly. Regardless, I just wanted to confirm what I was told by... someone else. A someone else that would know about this kind of thing, but I'm not sure if he's cool with me just talking about him especially cause he's like a few feet to my right, but maybe this counts as talking about him and I'm a few seconds away from being cut up into very small cubes? Or maybe not? I think he's enjoying seeing me verbally flop around like a land-locked Sea King."
>>3713973again its not that she doesnt think shes worthy, she just thinks it makes more sense to give it to someone else when she already got shigure
>>3713980She should've done the zolo flippy trick
>>3713972Shoping!
>>3713983I guess you mean the one with Kitetsu, but all I can think of now is Zolo doing the water-bottle flipping thing as part of his training. I hate it.
>>3713983>she does>she fails>whelp, not like I can dualwield now, may as well send Wado away>something something but the future refused to change
>>3713990You are now imagining Zolo flipping a water bottle and dabbing just as it lands right side up.
>>3713913>>3713953>>3713979Shit, I guess i'm changing my vote again. This is pretty good.
>>3713990>inb4 we have to make the bottle flipping thing into a street attraction to earn some money to buy clothesAlso Qm, do we even have Flashman's flamingo wallet on us? Or does Smolboss have it
>>3713970Do we have money or do we need to borrow from Mibird dad
Rolled 75 (1d100)Rolling for allowance from Mifowl dad
>>3713993He is now fired as eternal rival. No references will be given.>here we gooooooooo"Tashigi..." You close your eyes and bite your lip as you try to find the right words. "I knew you wouldn't be happy, but I didn't want to lie to you, because I genuinely care about you and I don't want you to hate me. So I told you the truth. I told you how much it meant to me. But then you just brush it off as me being, I dunno, brainwashed? I'm not stupid, sis. I may act stupid, and sometimes I may have genuinely stupid moments, but I'm not stupid. I can judge someone's character. I know I'm an asshole, and I know that you're frustratingly naive, and I know that - well. That said, if you really sent it away before I got back from Skypiea, I can't really blame you for anything. I didn't know what kind of person Zoro was before then, and it was my mistake to have given you that sword in the first place."Tashigi is silent for a long, pregnant moment. "Okay," she finally says, quiet and calm. "Leaving aside that you called me sis... I don't think you're stupid. Or an asshole. But if I'm naive, then you're naive too, because you spent all of three or so days with the Strawhats and went from hating Roronoa to finding him an honorable rival and calling him by his first name."I'm sure he has his good points, because everyone does, but at the end of the day, he went from bounty hunter to a willing criminal. That was his own choice, and if one of the consequences of that choice is that it put him in a situation where he lost something he's been using to hurt innocent people and Marines? Then I can't say I'm sorry for him. And I guess maybe it was your mistake for giving me that sword, but it was my mistake to think you-" She cuts herself off, bitter now. "Never mind. I have actual work to be doing, so was that everything?">?????>>3713996You... never had one? Where did I say you had one?>>3714004As with at the pub in Matchstick Village, you have your name/number/etc and they'll charge it to your account that the Marines will honour from your pay. That said, if you want to try and get birddad to pay, you're welcome to try.
>>3714032>no, tell smoboss I've been kidnapped by mihawk and that I'll be back in a little while, now good day! *gacha*
>>3714032I'm currently on a boat with Dracul Mihawk on our way to Enies Lobby, no idea where klaus and the minions are. Also let smoboss know that there might be Big Mom pirates presence in this area of the Grand Line, not sure why they were here, we couldn't beat them without killing them
>>3714046Support
>>3714032>If Smoboss asks this was Lawless' faultBus>>>Subpirate
>>3714032>I'm glad that you did what you personally thought was the right thing and I hope we can talk this out better when we're face to face again. In the meantime and on a lighter note, I'm currently with Dracule Mihawk on the way to Enies Lobby, no idea where Klaus and the minions are. Not in a position to make an official report right now, but there's some presence of the Big Mom Pirates in this part of the Grand Line, didn't get a chance to interrogate them, wasn't able to deal with them non-lethally. Pass the word up to Smoboss and take care 'til I get back, 'kay sis?
>>3714032>I never hated him. I was angry when i found out he was a pirate, but i never hated him. I understand why you think the way you do. I understand why you believe they go around hurting innocents, and having met them, i know better than that. I also understand that having never met them, you won't change your mind. That's fine. Maybe someday you'll come to understand that everything isn't so black and white. Maybe you won't. Maybe that's just who you are. Either way, you'll always be a sister to me. Even if you think i'm wrong or just naive, even if you hate me for what i believe. I need to call smo-boss, so take care, sis.
>>3714032>>3714046+1
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3714055>>3714056+1
>>3714055>>3714056Calling her sis once as a slip up is fine, but saying it again would just be weird in this situation.
>>3714063agreed
>>3714063To us, she's our sister, there's nothing weird about it.It's weirder between guys to call someone your dad.
>>3714056This mainly so we can tell smoboss what happened face to....snail.
>>3714063Yeah that's fair, I'm kinda sleepy and autopiloted a bit of writing there. By all means omit that since we can't exactly have a sit-down conversation about something something boundaries and family and feelings and blah blah.She DID imply she was busy, which is impressive with how much cumulative time we have spent fucking around before/after finishing work but while we're supposed to be working.
>>3714069yeah but we are paperwork gods while shes a mere pencil pushing pleb
>>3714032>>3714055>>3714057I'll swap to this with no sis. We do need to talk to her in private at some point.
>>3714069You do actually do work in the background, I just never mention it, because 'then you did Smoboss' paperwork and updated the logbooks and supervised the infantry and cleaned the toilets and cried a lot' isn't very interesting. You also eat and go to the bathroom, but I rarely mention those either.>>3714055>>3714056Are we going for a mix of these, without the sis?
Oh god, on a positive note, I’m already imagining how hilarious it might be when Tashigi finds out Zoro managed to get his hands on Wdo again. Or that Wado “mysteriously” disappeared from EL.
>>3714085Sounds good to me, boss-lady-jack.
>>3714085I think the "I never hated him" post is a bit much for right now. We can have that talk in private.
>>3714056this one feels kinda preachy with the "Maybe thats jsut who you are" bit feels condescending
>>3714086It would be double funny if we actually had nothing to do with it.
also would be hilarious if Spandam has the Meitou instead of Kaku, the absolute worse possible wielder, and Tashi sees this
>>3714091>mibird munching on popcorn in the background>'this is some good shit, glad I didn't kill him'You can't tell me Mibird isn't the target audience of Spanish telenovellas.
>>3714091Yea ths part is false. We were fucking fuming for taking us hostige and guning for his ass.
>>3714085Yep
>>3714098Speaking of spandam, we're taking funkfreedNo sword that badass should be in the hands of somebody like THAT
>>3714098... don't make me give Zolo Funkfreed. I'll goddamn do it, I swear to Seasus.
>>3714085i would ignore teh "Never hated him, maybe this is how you are" vote, it feels really reachy and OOC for flashy to be this condescending
>>3714102We could give it to Tashigi she needs a boost to keep up.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3714104>>3714107I highly doubt that tashigi, who's all about "the purity of the sword", and zoro, who has similar beliefs, would agree to wielding a zoan weapon
>>3714104Yes! 2 Sword + Elaphant stlyle - Tusk Cuter
>>3714112Ussop on the other hand would totally love having an elephant sowrd bodyguard and would treat funkfreed right
>>3714112On another hand it is a sword even if its an animal once in a while and can get stronger so the sword becomes beter!
>>3714107Nah she'd just give it away.
>tried my best, this was a pain in the arseYou open your mouth and let the word-vomit spaghetti spill."I get what you think about them," you tell her. "I understand why you believe they go around hurting innocents, and having met them, I know they don't. I also understand that having never met them, you won't change your mind. That's fine. Maybe someday you'll come to understand it isnt the case. Maybe you won't. But you're still important to me, even if you think I'm wrong or just naive, even if you hate me for what I believe."I'm glad that you did what you personally thought was the right thing and I hope we can talk this out better when we're face to face again. But in the meantime and on a lighter note, I'm currently with Dracule Mihawk on the way to Enies Lobby, no idea where Klaus and the minions are. Not in a position to make an official report right now, but there's some presence of the Big Mom Pirates in this part of the Grand Line, didn't get a chance to interrogate them, wasn't able to deal with them non-lethally.>Pass the word on to Smoboss for me, and take care.">I gotta call Smoboss now, so take care.">(Other?)>>3714115>kohza: hey vivi wanna ride my elephant?>vivi: ... you mean funkfreed?>kohza: ........... yes that is exactly what i meant
>>3714099BP I'm a level right now. I'm soooooooo relieved you didn't make tashigi fold like a wet napkin during this argument. To many quests do this and honestly despite how players are acting she's not even in the wrong.We keep taking in zoro's feelings but we completely ignore how tashigi must feel. I mean us asking for the sword back because Zoro would be coming along was us basically saying we intended him to get the sword back. Plus anons actually wanted to purposefully lose to give it to him. Anons imagine what she felt after we gave her the rare sword a pirate was using and she decides to send it to HQ so another marine can wield it in the name of good and instead we lash out at her(some votes kinda wanted us to lash out) because she did what her ideals led her to. Then there's that time we kinda told her she was a worse at swordswomanship than us. When we warned her of Zoro coming to get it from her as if that must scare her could you possibly get how that would feel. To have someone who's trained for a couple months warn you who's been training for a majority of your life about a legendary swordsman.Tashigi should've told us what she did, but too many players are only taking one side while ignoring the other. Like those who think disengaging from the marines and becoming a pirate is a good idea, but that's a argument for another time.
>>3714142>>I gotta call Smoboss now, so take care."
>>3714142>Pass the word on to Smoboss for me, and take care."
>>3714142>>Pass the word on to Smoboss for me, and take care."
>>3714146Based And Redpilled
>>3714142>I gotta call Smoboss now, so take care."
>>3714146agreed, lot of people acting like Tashi did some unforgiveable betrayal here, honestly the only thig she did wrong was not telling us and the continued harping on Zoro not being evil just feels weird and out of place. Tashi is not gonna realize marines and the government can be evil until she is faced with irrefutable prove of it, and even then she will rationalize to hell and back. Should have just said she should have told us and told her where we were not gone on the whole "not all pirates are evil" speech this early on
>>3714146+1
>>3714146The sword she won at the Renaisse tournament and then rescued from Baroque Works was actually the one Tashigi and Smoboss canonly took off BW in the manga. Then it neeeever showed up again. Why? Because Tashigi doesn't keep any meitou except her own! She hands them in like a good little Marine! And honestly, I don't know what anons were expecting when they gave it to her, because I thought I made it pretty clear what would happen.I love Flashy but honestly, from Tashigi's PoV, he really IS getting weird after a few days with pirates. And without canon Alabasta to let her recognise that the Strawhats are decent people, and having seen Lolonoa take Flashy hostage in Loguetown... that's kind of worrying.And she probably SHOULD have told Flashy she'd sent Wado on, but your first proper conversation once he was back kind of convinced her that maaaaybe he needed some time to cool down off the Stockholm high. Bad decision on her end, but she didn't think you'd stick to your Strawhat-loving guns. Oh, well.
>>3714160I'm a little disappointed she didn't keep the gift we gave her, we expected her to after all, but it was hers at that point to do with as she pleased. I am disappointed she didn't tell us, though.
>>3714178she made it really clear what her intent was for rescued meitos, like BP said it was clear what was gonna happen to Wado. I still say Tashis only error was not telling flashy
Heading out, update soonish.If you guys want to start collecting outfit ideas, feel free (it doesn't have to be Arthur wearing them in the pic), or you could somehow stumble across your same Arthur outfit as last time.
>>3714181Ok so feather coat but feathers from which bird?
how i imagine Arthur, but with a long scarf instead of the neck of the coat
>>3714186Peacooooooock.Or follow Mibird's GOFFIK example and find a cloak of raven feathers.
>>3714181
>>3714181minus the gunfor now
>>3714196>>3714198>midaddy, can i buy some clothes on your dime?>yes, but i get to pick them>sure, sureWHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>3714181No matter what we should also get a domino mask or something to hide our adorable little killer face
>>3714209This one is fucking ridiculous. I approve.
>>3714201I want this one because it matches papashichibukais color scheme
>>3714209Theatre shop lets go!Lets call this persona Faust.
>>3714201Also like this one, because of the color scheme, and because of the sherrif hat. The holsters would also be good for quick-drawing Pistol-chan
>>3714220No, the name Arthur D. Anger must become a legend.
>>3714205I'll vote for mysterious hero A
>>3714209Support.
>>3714160I agree. However, we need to look forward for a way to prove it to Tashigi that they aren't totally bad. The only place I can see us getting close to them doing a good thing is when Luffy punches the hell out of the World Noble. Being undercover and picture(video?) evidence with our camera of the entire affair will change her mind.
>>3714233im hoping for the confrontation scene on enies lobby to include robins tragic backstory and us to secretly broadcast the whole thing using mr speedy
>>3714229Now that I think about it, doesn't the government already know about our Mysterious Hero Arthur disguise? We probably shoudn't use that one.
>>3714275the crew of the Mist know it, but yeah we need a new disguise and to keep the tattoo hidden if we wanna do something ilegal
Rolled 4 (1d7)Oh, and do you want to hang around W7 long enough to get your camera fixed? It'll take (dice) hours.Aqua Laguna is in about two days, and Wado should arrive before then, so Mihawk is just planning on telling Ennies Lobby to give him a room and not cause him any trouble (because he's Mihawk and people do what he says).
>>3714286>Yes
>>3714190I like this. Auron's a stylish mofo.>>3714286Might as well get the camera fixed when we have the chance, I say.
>>3714286am cool with it, as long as we dont interfere with the Water 7 events, and having our camera functional during Enies Lobby would be great
>>3714286Let's fix that camera! We need any evidence we can get.
Rolled 31 (1d100)Yeah, let's fix the cameraDo we have mr speedy with us?
>>3714312we just called tashigi with him
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3714316Oshit you rightBut, yeah, we should probably call tashi and smoboss during Robin's speech
>>3714209 looks fucking ridiculous i am loving it
Wait,if Aqua Laguna is in 2/3 days from now does that mean that we arrived a day before the strawhats?
>>3714312>>3714328Why do you keep rolling
>>3714334I think they're still on the sky island because we fucked with things.
>>3714340Because I canAlso because I'm a newfag and love rolling dice
>>3714334Strawhats are also arriving much later today, but you'll be conveniently missing them at every opportunity. Maybe they'll hear rumours of the mysterious, strangely-dressed man who arrived with Dracula Mihawk and swanned about town for a few hours before they both vanished. Who knows?You can buy more than one outfit by the way, well decide which one you'll wear when we get to it.>>3714344They left a couple of days ago, but their speed has improved from canon because... reasons. Horrible reasons. Reasons I hate but the dice made it happen.
>>3714353did they still go to the G5 base formt eh best filler ever? and is the merry still in better condition than Canon?
>CALL PAPA"I gotta call Smoboss now, so take care."You hang up before she can respond, because... well, just because. Then, still ignoring Mibird's gaze stabbing you in the back, you call Smoboss."Smoker." He sounds annoyed. What a surprise.>Heeeeeey Smoboss, it's me! Slight problem.>Hi Smoboss! I got kidnapped again.>Guess who got drunk and kidnapped by Dracula Mibird?>Other?>>3714357You can say they did if you want, it'll have no bearing on anything. And you'll see Merry later. You might leave before they arrive, but you'll definitely see her again.
>>3714369>Guess who got drunk and kidnapped by Dracula Mibird?> Also, I got conquerors haki> And a logia!
>>3714369>>Heeeeeey Smoboss, it's me! Slight problem.
>>3714372he knows about the logia, we dont know about conquerors
>>3714369>>Guess who got drunk and kidnapped by Dracula Mibird?
>>3714353What reasons?
>>3714353Wasn't that that roll you made from a while back that had you cursing up a storm? >>3714369>>Heeeeeey Smoboss, it's me! Slight problem.
>>3714369>Hi Smoboss! I got kidnapped again.
>>3714369>Heeeeeey Smoboss, it's me! Slight problem.>I got kidnapped again!>Good news, I'm on my way to Enies Lobby and I'm not in danger of my kidnapper killing me!>Bad news, my kidnapper is Dracul Mihawk and has decreed that I must join a tournament in Sabaody in 3 months or suffer unspecified terrible consequences!
>Guess who got drunk and kidnapped by Dracula Mibird?>And before you say anything he is droping me on EL so I will be just one trip by the sea train away.
>>3714402This sums things up quite nicely, supporting!
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>3714369>Heeeeeey Smoboss, it's me! Slight problem.>While the mission went well, I may or not have possibly sort of been kidnapped, by the worlds strongest swordsman...>He’s not that bad actually.Rolling to convince smoker we have Stockholm syndrome
>>3714402Support
>>3714402this
>>3714402Yeah, sure, this.
>>3714380>>3714382Horrible reasons. And yes.>hello papasmo let me tell you about my day"Heeeeeey Smoboss, it's me! Slight problem," you brightly inform him, before he butt in and tell you to get out of whatever trouble you're in. "I got kidnapped again! Good news, I'm on my way to Enies Lobby and I'm not in danger of my kidnapper killing me! Bad news, my kidnapper is Dracule Mihawk, and has decreed that I must join a tournament in Sabaody in three months or suffer unspecified terrible consequences!"".........."You beam at Mr Speedy's glaring eyes."Brat.""Yes, Smoboss?""I really, truly wish I could hang up right now.""Sorry?""But I've reached the point where your getting kidnapped barely phases me.""Sorry?""So I'm going to assume you're right about his not killing you for now, and we'll hold off talking about this tournament bullshit until we speak in person. I'll direct the Mist to Ennies Lobby, and we'll pick you up as soon as possible.""... Thanks.""Where are Klaus and your lackeys?""Uh...">I lost them.>Mibird, where are they?>I'm sure they'll probably turn up, maybe.>Other?
>>3714568>Mibird, where are my minions and hobo?
>>3714568>>Mibird, where are tmy minions and sword-hobo?Smoker must hear s say this, its the only thing that makes sense
>>3714568>They're probably still at the original pickup location, a little place called matchstick village.>No, it's not lost on me that there's a fire logia in matchstick village>By the way, i learned how to launch cannonballs with many, many times more force than i could ever throw them using my devil fruit
>>3714568>Mibird, where are my minions and sword hobo?
>>3714571Support
>>3714568>>3714576+1
>>3714568>>Mibird, where are they?
>>3714576This
>>3714589Seconding
>You frown, then gance back over your shoulder at the lounging Shichibukai of Stabbiness. "Mibird, where are my minions and sword-hobo?"Laconically, Mibird raises a hand and motions off at - you squint. Is that dot... a ship? Boat? Something? "That's them?""Yes. They were quote insistent on following, along with Firefist."Awww. That's nice. They're probably going to murder you, but still. "Good news! They've got some kind of boat and are following us!""Great." He sounds less than thrilled. "When are you gonna reach Ennies Lobby?"You look back at Mibird, who sighs. "We'll be stopping at Water 7 first. In two hours or so. From there, we may either sail or get the sea train."Smoboss doesn't wait to you to decide that. "Fine. Just don't my idiot injured." Mr Speedy's eyes glare even harder, at Mibird this time. "I want him back in one piece.""That's nice," Mibtd blandly says. "Flashman, pass me my coat. Hopefully your saliva has dried by now.""Oh, yeah, sure," you absently shove the cloth at him, while Smoboss splutters over the line. "Anyway, I'll see you at Ennies Lobby or wherever, I guess!">Anything else?>All done here!
>>3714688>By the way been practicing my fruit, learned how to do this cool trick with cannonballs to shoot them super fast with electricity. I think I might be better at throwing cannonballs than Garp now!
>>3714688>>All done here!
>>3714692>I think they're making sonic booms!
>>3714688>>All done here!I want the rail cannonballs to be a surprise.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>3714688Rolling to change Mibird's name to Mibtd.
>>3714692>>3714704this
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3714707Rolling for this
Rolled 82 + 10000 (1d100 + 10000)>>3714707It's now Mitbd, as in to be determined.Rolling to give a fuck about typos.
Tried writing and daaaamn do I need sleep. Night all, thanks for playing! Updates tomorrow, feel free to find more costume/mask ideas in the meantime that might appeal to Flashy or to Mihawk's sadis- uh, excellent taste. Yes.
No updates today, sorry, doing important job-searchy things.
>>3717033No problem and best of luck.
>>3717033good luck spooder
>>3717033Godspeed, being of many legs
>>3717033May gland-chan bless your search!
>>3717033I know that feel. Good luck spiderjack.
>>3717033I've said it once, and I'll say it again, though I doubt it will be the last time I say it:Real life trumps quest threads. Take your time if needed; if you need to take time off to combat burn out or some other reasons, we'll understand.That said, have this tripe absolutely no one asked for!Arthur: So, this is embarassing, but I kibd of lost my kids--I mean, weapons, so, I'm going to have to take you on with this toothpick I found! I call her Toothy-chan!Opponent: What the fu--is this a joke to you?!>One curb atomp via ludicrous amounts of 100s and one crying spider laterArthur: ...Yeah, okay, even I find what I just did ridiculous...why's Mibird looking at me like that with that scary grin on his face?Mihawk: YOu're mY Kid NoW.Klaus: Ahahaha--no. Get your own kid; he's mine.>And thus much clashing of blades ensued, with much collateral damage, essentially resulting in EL becoming nothing more than ruins.Mihawk: Well, that was...fun. Yes, I do believe that's the word I'm thinking of.Klaus: Heh, go figure; it takes the best swordsman in the world to make me kick up a sweat. Wanna grab a drink?Mihawk: Sure.Ace: :Not even bothering containing his laughter that World Government/Marine property just straight up wrecked:Arthur: ...What just happened?
>>3719598Pic related?
>>3719598>mibird adopts flashy>mibird adopts klaus>klaus doesn't know if he's flashy's dad or brother>flashy is too happy with new midaddy/migrandpa to care about little things like thatLater, Zolo turns up at Mibird's castle to find Flashy, Klaus, his two bounty-hunting buddies, Luffy's brother, and Perona, all claiming to have been adopted by Mibird.Zolo is next.ESCAPE FROM ADOPTION CASTLE; coming soon to a theatre near yooooouAlso maybe have job??? Not getting my hopes up.
>>3720644Fingers crossed? What's the work?
>>3720652Chopping down trees with my ENORMOUS SWORD LEGS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but actually working in a pub. We'll see how it goes.>brag to papa"By the way," you add, smug as a smug bug who smuggles mugs, "been practicing with my Fruit, learned how to do this cool trick with cannonballs to shoot them super fast with electricity. I think I might be better at throwing cannonballs than Garp now!"A long silence dawns, hovers and sets."I was happier before you said that," Smoboss muses. "Don't die. Don't blow anything up. Goodbye." CLICK.Huh.That was odd.Shrugging, you settle Mr Speedy back into your pocket, and twist around to look at Mibird. He watches you with mild, languid interest, face blank.>... So can I touch your big sword now?>Soooooo, what's this sea train like? Comfy? Can my friends come as well? And Fireplace.>Hey, uh, I kinda need to get some stuff while we're in town... are you in a rush?>Other?
>>3720672>Hey, uh, I kinda need to get some stuff while we're in town... are you in a rush?Let's go shopping!
>>3720672>>Hey, uh, I kinda need to get some stuff while we're in town... are you in a rush?
>>3720672 #>Hey, uh, I kinda need to get some stuff while we're in town... are you in a rush?
>s h o p p i n gWaaait. You have... what you're wearing. And that's pretty much it. Sure, Ennies Lobby will undoubtedly have some spare uniforms, but... "Hey, uh, I kinda need to get some stuff while we're in town... are you in a rush?"After an interminably long period of just staring at you like a giant creep, Mibird sighs. "Not particularly. Wado shouldn't arrive at Ennies Lobby just yet, anyway, so you can spend some time..." He pulls a face, "... getting supplies."Yeeeeeah, he totally has everything hand-made and tailored. Rich jerk. Well, maybe you can find a photography place and get your camera repaired as well? The water can't have... yeah, it's probably bad. Well, you can still get it checked out.Water 7 - famed for its shipbuilders. You can't help but wonder a little how Merry is, and what the Skypiea shipwrights had to say about her...>(Conversation topic/say something?)>Try to train (Armament/Observation)>Try to train Froot>Other?
>>3720745>>Try to train (Armament)
>>3720760this
>>3720760Supporting
>>3720745>>(Conversation topic/say something?)>So, a coffin-boat. This doesn't seem apt to sail the Grandline, what do you do if there's a storm? Cut the weather?>>Try to train (Armament/Observation)We can do both, right? We need Observation to get a feel of Armament.
>>3720745>>>(Conversation topic/say something?)>>So, a coffin-boat. This doesn't seem apt to sail the Grandline, what do you do if there's a storm? Cut the weather?>>>Try to train (Armament/Observation)
>>3720745>>3720760>>3720773I'll change to this. I forgot we could use observation to feel armament.
HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAKI>Roll 2(two) d100, best of 3!
Rolled 11, 76 = 87 (2d100)>>3720784
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Rolled 79, 47 = 126 (2d100)>>3720784
>>3720787Are you okay?
Rolled 49, 44 = 93 (2d100)>>3720784DTB!
>>3720787rip anon
>on the waaaay lalala to Ennies loooooobby lalala to traumatise klaaaaaaaus lalala with cpniiiiiiiiine lalala"So, a coffin-boat," you say, flicking your Observation on and AAAAAAGGHHHHJ his massive sword feels... not good. Bad-wrong-mocking-vicious-hungry. Ick. Ick ick ick. You try to persevere. "That doesn't seem apt for sailing the Grandline, what do you do if there's a storm? Cut the weather?""Yes.".......... oh okay that makes sense......................... THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSEWait, no, it's Mibird. It makes sense.(Observation +1, DC dropped to 44!)You try to activate Armament as well, to replicate that odd flow from before, but - it just won't come, no matter whether you concentrate or relax. Apparently you're not a badass Armament prodigy as with Observation. Although considering you activated it by sheer accident, you probably are, really.Damn, Mibird's sword feels creeeeeepy. You're kinda glad he didn't try to stab you with it.>Keep trying to activate Armament y/n?AND>You cut... the weather?>Okay, but a coffin? I get you've got a theme going, but... coffin.>Tell me honestly. Are you a vampire?>Other?>>3720798F
>>3720809>Y>>You cut... the weather?
>>3720809>y>>You cut... the weather?
>>3720809>Keep trying to activate Armament y/n?>eternally yes>Endgoal: flashy always has both types of haki active, even when sleeping>You cut... the weather?>...Can you teach me?
>Roll 1d100, best of 3Gland-chan is cheering for you! uwu
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3720822
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3720822
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>3720822
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>88, the number of my eyesYou still can't get the flow of Armament, although be fair, you ARE distracted by Mibird assertions re. stabbing weather."You cut... the weather?" You stare at him, wide-eyed."A basic technique."NO IT ISN'T."Manipulation of airflow, dispersal of clouds, redistribution of heat to cooler area... It requires some delicacy, of course, and understanding of weather phenomena, but it's easy when you know how.">(adorably Flashy puppy eyes) ... Teach... me...?>Could you cut lightning?>When you say 'easy', you mean easy for YOU, right?>Other?>Other?
>(adorably Flashy puppy eyes) ... Teach... me...?
>>3720838>>Could you cut lightning?
>>3720838>(adorably Flashy puppy eyes) ... Teach... me...?
I'm sure "cutting the weather" DEFINITELY won't be of ANY use AT ALL during the upcoming AQUA LAGUNA and we also DEFINITELY won't show up our RIVAL LOLONOA ZOLO by CUTTING THE WEATHER instead of him
>>3720838>(adorably Flashy puppy eyes) ... Teach... me...?>Could you cut lightning?
>>3720838>You need to be wary when cutting clouds. People might be living on them... just so you know.
>>3720848No seriously though, this is a good pointWe've already made him look pathetic enough, and this time mibird is gonna be thereWe should probably let zoro have this
>>3720853Looking at it another way, this is a chance to poop all over our rival and impress our new dad.
>>3720848If all goes to plan, you're gonna be chilling at EL when Aqua Laguna happens, so you can show off to Zolo later."oh hey Zolo i'm here with your sworddad and he showed me how to cut lightning how's your week been?"".........""also i lost wado.""!!!!!!!!!"
>>3720858Important news, if Mibird adopts you and Zolo as his tiny swordsman, Zolo is a month younger than you. This makes you the older brother.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for convincing Mibird
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3720864
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3720864
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>3720864
>>3720864Swordsman should be swordsons, I hate autocorrect.
>>3720869Heading back now, I'm catsitting and need to throw food in a bowl, etc. Update soonish.85 is good enough!Also>Roll another 1d100 best of 3 for REASONS
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3720872
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3720872
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3720872
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3720872
>>3720876
>>3720876HAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IF FINE
>>3720876This is an Abs roll isn't it?
>>3720876There goes another boat taken by our sinful hand...
Rolled 97 (1d100)Oh god
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>3720876OooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhThat was a Flashy roll...>Roll 1d100, first three1 worst of2 middle3 best of
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3720892
oh fuck
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3720892
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3720892HARRY FLASHMAN, BOAT EXPLODER EXTRAORDINAIRE
Rolled 44 (1d100)Fuck
>>3720892Am I gonna need to burn my crit?
>>3720876 This is all because that sloot of a gland stole our D!
>>3720913Glan D. Chan?
>>3720913 #Nope.Now that she stole ours and Ace Ds her name is Gland DD.Chan
>>3720913~(^u^)/ sEmPaI~~ <3Glan D. Chan loves you...
>>3720928We love you Glan Chan We so much do...
>>3720913Gland-chan is innocent! This is Robin's fault somehow!
>>3720928YOUUUU SLOOT!!!You fooled everyone by making them think that the cause of the good rolls was you,when in reality It was just our D! If you dare touch onii chan D i'll annihilate you!
>>3720974__(^o^)7 oHoHoHoHo~~cOmE aT mE sEmPaI~~>1, 37 oh dear oh dear oh dear"Can you cut lightning?"Mibird looks at you like you're an idiot. You're familiar with this look, from a variety of sources. "Obviously."Sooooo coooooooooollll~"... Teach... me...?" Your eyes sparkle at him, like really weird-looking diamonds. That are spherical. With a big green circle in them. And kind of wet.But also, and most importantly, sparkly.Mibird tilts a shoulder in what may be a shrug, and leans back without falling over, somehow. "If you can manage to follow my instructions, certainly. It'll pass the time."Eagerly nodding, you settle down and, once told to do so, draw Cut-chan.Then Mibird proceeds to bore you yo death with crap about, uh, humidity, and temperatures, and air currents and... stuff. Honestly, you kinda glazed over after a while. Whatever."Hold out your blade," he finally instructs, and hell yeah, now you're getting to the fun part! You do so, obeying his words on how to tilt and angle her to adjust to the current weather patterns."Of course, you aren't strong enough to actually cut the cloud above in such a way as to start a rainfall," Mibird tells you dismissively, "but you can practice to understand the principle of it. Now just slash -"With a wave of his arm, he shows you what to do. You do it. Or at least, you do as he says, and *slash* out at the cloud above, and you sort of feel something heavy in your arm, in Cut-chan, rising to her tip but - instead of carrying on, out of the point, it flows back down -And you can't help but feel the strange, vibrating waves of pressure as they slam down out of her pommel. And into the boat.And through the boat.The cracking sound is very, very loud.Mibird looks down at the rapidly growing puddle entering his boat, expressionless.>.... I can explain.>I didn't do it.>I am so, so sorry.>It's not my fault you're a terrible teacher.>Good news! My crew has a boat! Please don't kill me.>Going to a watery grave in a coffin... ironic...>Other?
>>3721049>...on the bright side, I can use that to hit something behind or below me
>>3721049>>Going to a watery grave in a coffin... ironic...
>>3721049>Going to a watery grave in a coffin... ironic...
>>3721054Oh no, you nat1'd and I gave you a new technique power-up...
>>3721049>>...on the bright side, I can use that to hit something behind or below me
>>3721049 >>Going to a watery grave in a coffin... ironic...I don't need to do anything...in a few hours at most,onii chan will destroy you and you shall pay for your crimes against humanity :)
>>3721054This, also>Put something metal under or in the mast of the boat, then electrify it just enough to lift the boat up so it wont sink.
Rolled 10, 42, 28 = 80 (3d100)Locking for '...on the bright side, I can use that to hit something behind or below me'.Rolling for Doctor Oniichan M.D. to purge the world of Glan D. Jobbing-Chan.
>>3721083This, but a cannonball or something otherwise expendable and also blunt. Not a sword.
>>3721096She's grown too strong
>gland-chan is immortal"... on the bright side, I can use that to hit something behind or below me.""You realize, of course, that if it weren't for the tournament, I would be killing you now."You consider this. "Oops?" Then you shuffle backwards because GOSH, the water level's rising quickly. "Um. Just so you know, I have a Devil Fruit."Mibird reaches up to pinch the bridge of his nose, looking utterly exasperated. "Get your crew's attention. And you OW me a new boat."Pfft, whatever, it can't be THAT expensive._____"You're going to be bankrupt for life," Klaus tells you, once you and Mibird have been pulled aboard the fishing boat hastily commandeered from Matchstick Village. Mibird himself has vanished indoors to get dry, because hes now impressively bedraggled. "But honestly, I'm mostly just surprised you're not dead.""Eh, I think he's got something going on with Lolonoa. Guess he wants me alive for now. But still, I got a new move!"Klaus looks at you with pity. "You also sunk a Shichibukai's boat.">It's fine, he doesn't seem all that bothered.>He's a pretty chill guy, I'm sure he'll get over it.>Ahahahahaha, it's not like I've ever blown up a ship before, first time for everything, ahahahahaha~!>Other?
>>3721134>Ahahahahaha, it's not like I've ever blown up a ship before, first time for everything, ahahahahaha~!>laughing devolves into weeping
>>3721134>Ahahahahaha, it's not like I've ever blown up a ship before, first time for everything, ahahahahaha~!
>>3721134>>Ahahahahaha, it's not like I've ever blown up a ship before, first time for everything, ahahahahaha~!
>>3721134>Ahahahahaha, it's not like I've ever blown up a ship before, first time for everything, ahahahahaha~!Come on flashy, let it slip. They don't know this yet.
>>3721134>>He's a pretty chill guy, I'm sure he'll get over it.
>>3721134>Ahahahahaha, it's not like I've ever blown up a ship before, first time for everything, ahahahahaha~!>Attempt to suppress ship annihilation aura.
>>3721134>>He's a pretty chill guy, I'm sure he'll get over it.Completely unrelated, but... what if the reason Law hasn’t done his job yet is that against his better judgment he wants to see what happens if he meets the user of the Luck Luck fruit and exposes them to gland chan?
>>3721188>local surgeon destroys universe
>>3721134>We're on the way to Water 7, home of the most famous shipwrights in the world.>He's a pretty chill guy, I'm sure he'll get over it.
>Your eyes flicker left, right, left, as you laugh in a confident and manly way. "Ahahahahaha, it's not like I've ever blown up a ship before, first time for everything, ahahahahaha~!"Klaus' own eyes narrow as he steps in close. Way too close. "Pardon?""I- I just said that of course I, uh, I've never. Blown up a ship before. It's my first time! Accidents happen!"Pressing in like a witch about to drag you away and throw you into her oven (and now you're thinking about gingerbread houses, stop the hunger, Flashy!), Klaus leans over you with an aura of accusation simmering. "Haaaaaarry~" he croons, mouth turning to a simpering smile.His glittering eyes don't tell the same story as his sweet smile. In fact, you kind of get the impression he wants to punch you in the face. A lot. "Are you suuuuuure this is the first time, Harry~?>????
>>3721213This is the first time I have ever sunk a boat with a sword.
>>3721220This. say it very slowly and deliberately.
>>3721213>HYPERVENTILATE
>>3721220>>3721224Supproting.
>>3721213>>3721220Support
>>3721220+1
>klaus is a good papa so you will murder you very gently and affectionatelyoh shitYou look Klaus deep in his scary, glare-y brown eyes, and tell him, "This is the first time I have ever sunk a boat with a sword."Klaus leans in, closer still. He... smells like really nice shampoo. Damn, he DID steal some. "With a sword? This is the first time you did it with a SWORD? Then-" He pauses, sugar-sweet smile turning to a sudden frown. "Wait. Why were you using a sword in his freaky coffin, anyway?">He was teaching me how to cut clouds...>... Self-defence. He was attacking me. I was so scared. Nothing is my fault, ever.>You can't SHOOT clouds, Klaus, that's just silly.>Other?
>>3721257>>... Self-defence. He was attacking me. I was so scared. Nothing is my fault, ever.
>>3721257>He showed me how he gets around the Grand Line safely in that coffin of his, I just sort of accidentally did it backwards.
>>3721257>You can't SHOOT clouds, Klaus, that's just silly>Actually I probably could with that cannonball trick, hrmmmm.
>>3721257>>You can't SHOOT clouds, Klaus, that's just silly.
>>3721257>You can't SHOOT clouds, Klaus, that's just silly.
>>3721257>You can't SHOOT clouds, Klaus, that's just silly.>He was teaching me how to cut clouds...
>pistol-chan disputes thisYou give Klaus the kind of look that's normally reserved for... well, you. "You can't SHOOT clouds, Klaus, that's just silly.""That's... really not my point." He switched back to annoyance, and yikes, when did he start gripping your shoulder? "Harry... tell me honestly. I promise I won't get mad. Did you blow up our ship?">????>give you an opportunity to deflect attention onto the filthy apprentice-stealing pirate>go for ditziness insteadThat's our Flashy!
>>3721305>I may have been unaware of the exact size of the powder stores when I picked the hold as a place somewhere I wouldn't be found practising with my Fruit.I'd like it if we could steer away from being a shitstack, especially with Klaus of all people.
>>3721305>No of course notWe were supposed to take this To The Grave dumbasses!!
>>3721321Supporting
>>3721305>>3721321+1
>>3721305>I may have HYPOTHETICALLY been unaware of the exact size of the powder stores when I picked the hold as a place somewhere I wouldn't be found practising with my Fruit. Maybe.
>>3721321+1To be fair i don't think that ship have single cannonAlso black powder should be stored under layer of sand
>>3721305>>3721321I don't want to lie to Klaus.
>>3721344I think we sparked up some oil actually.
>>3721349Yeh then it jumped on black powder... Right?
>... klaus was all prepared to crush you, but your honesty and sheer pitifulness grabbed him by the papa-instinctsYou try not to look at Klaus as the confession dribbles free from your mouth, staring instead at the calm seas lapping at the sides of the fishing boat. "I may have been unaware of the exact size of the powder stores when I picked the hold as somewhere I wouldn't be found practising with my Fruit."The weight of his regard rests on you heavily for all of ten long years (or seconds, but it feels more like years), before you hear him with, hand relaxing its death grip on your shoulder. "Considering you're trying to be less manipulative, I guess I should be glad for the honesty, late as it is. And I can definitely see why you wouldn't want to admit that."Huh. He sounds... actually not angry? You sneak a peek at him - he mostly looks a little tired. Weird. Still, his eyes are relaxed rather than narrowed and glaring death at you. "... You're really not mad?""Eh. It was dumb and reckless, and sheer luck we all survived. Don't get me wrong, I'm never gonna laugh about it, but... I already knew about your stunts when I signed up for permanent babysitting duties. So getting pissed off when you pull something stupid just means I'll end up having a heart attack every day."Oof."That said," he drawls, louder now, "No more sword OR Logia training while on a ship unless someone responsible's there with you, got it?"You bristle. "What?! Seriousl-""You just sank. A Shichibukai's. Boat.">... Okay, yeah, point.>Only a little!>You're overreacting! And you're not my boss, so you can't order me.>Other?>>3721344>>3721349A bunch of infantry were ordered to load it with 'standard supplies', which for a regular Marine ship of that size would include a lot of things that... really weren't necessary for a Skypiean civilian one. It was kind of a rush job, so they didn't have time to wander over and be specific.
>>3721396>Only a little!>And whilst under his direct supervision! So really, I'm not at fault here.
>>3721396>>... Okay, yeah, point.
>>3721396>>You're overreacting! And you're not my boss, so you can't order me.
>>3721396>... Okay, yeah, point.>Do note it was under his supervision, though.
>>3721396>>Only a little!>>And whilst under his direct supervision! So really, I'm not at fault here.>(Awkward laughter)
>>3721396>>... Okay, yeah, point.Because blowing up our ships is getting really old and annoying. It's not funny anymore.
>>3721396>>3721410this
>>3721396>Only a little!>... Okay, yeah, point.In that order.But we technically had Mihawk's supervision. He can cut weather and do a lot of stuff but can't magicsword a way to stop us from sinking his coffin.
>>3721396>A bunch of infantry were ordered to load it with 'standard supplies', which for a regular Marine ship of that size would include a lot of things that... really weren't necessary for a Skypiean civilian one. It was kind of a rush job, so they didn't have time to wander over and be specific.Makes complete sense. :) (cries in regulations)
OH BOY SOMETHING MIGHT BE HAPPENING>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3721453
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3721453
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3721453Nat 1
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3721453It's probably nothing.
>>3721453Mibird will cut us for trying to tell on him?
Rolled 26, 17, 41 = 84 (3d100)>>3721459Yeah, it was nothing. Sad.>papaaaaa, just blew up a ship"Only a little!"Klaus klauses at you. Klausily."... Okay, yeah, point. But to be fair, it was under Mibird's direct supervision, soooo...""Yeah, and that's probably the main reason he didn't let you drown or kill you himself," your swordhobo says, voice dry. "Either way, you're going to be owing him a LOT. So try not to piss him off any more, yeah?""He didn't seem that angry?""Trust me. He's the cold anger type. You're boned."Oh.You scuff your boot on the deck of the fishing boat. "That's... not good.""No. No, it really isn't. Because while I'll try damn hard to save your life, Prettyboy, I'm absolutely NO match for Hawk-eyes. So please," he continues, giving your shoulder a quick, gentle shake, "PLEASE, don't give him any more reason to kill us all. Okay?"You nod. You're standing in a growing puddle of water dripping from you - at least the guys got to you fast enough that Mibird didn't just let you drown - and it's just... shaping up to be a bad day. At least your hangover's gone."Water 7, huh?" Klaus' hand moves up to briefly brush against your sea-slick hair, before pulling back. "Never been there. I hear it's nice. And hey, maybe Mihawk can get a new boat there.">I think coffin boats are probably a custom-made thing.>Mm. We're going to Ennies Lobby, after.>Is it true Gold Rogers' ship was built there?>Other?>>3721476No, Klaus is mentally being all mushy, and it looked like he was edging into just going 'hey dumbass, you're my son'. But he didn't.Okay, I have my trial shift tomorrow, so going to sleep early, sorry. Thanks for playing and good night!Rolling to finally destroy Gland-chan.
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>3721507>>Is it true Gold Rogers' ship was built there?GLAND-CHAN WILL NEVER DIE!
>>3721507>>Mm. We're going to Ennies Lobby, after.
>>3721507>>Is it true Gold Rogers' ship was built there?
>>3721507>Is it true Gold Rogers' ship was built there?>You should get a novelty ship for Rodent.
>>3721507>>Mm. We're going to Ennies Lobby, after.Maybe Gland-chan's using her Jobbery to make any thought of her destruction fail to even exist.All that's left for the victim is ideas like "I should keep it around just in case", "I'm sure I could use this somehow", or "Wonder what happens if I chuck it at someone even luckier?"
>>3721571>Gland-chan is the final boss of the quest
You all will see that we convince Mibird to take Merry as his new temporary ship that was our plan all along no jabbing was involved no sir
We should make some cookies for Mibird to say sorry for destroying his ship....and maybe buying him an Hawaiian shirt (i wonder if when he decided to go with his goth look he killed the Hawaiian side of himself or if it is still alive somewhere inside him).
>>3721905He would never wear a hawaiian shirt even in private..
>>3721991What a tragedy,Mihawk killed his own past version that weared an Hawaiian shirt even when they offed Gol D Roger.
Wait, we're practically demi gods when it comes to paper work; can't we just finagle Mibird a more bitching ship, due to his status as a Shichibuki? Maybe say how it was an attempt to besmirch Mibird's and the Navy's name/pride/whatever.
>>3722643I think he likes the whole aesthetic of aimlessly sailing around in a coffin, luckily that shit is tiny and the fear that surrounds mihawk should get water 7 to make him a new better coffin quick as hell.
>tell me about ships, papa-Klaus"Is it true Gold Rogers' ship was built there?""Yeah, out of some fancy, rare wood. Eden Wood? Something like that." Klaus leans against the side of the boat, peering down. There are no sea-kings in sight, but without the seastone-coated hull of a Marine ship, you never know. "The company that built it is still in business - Water 7 does a lot of business with pirates, although it's... rarely proven."Smells like briiiiiibery. And probably discretion, sure, but mostly bribes.>You're pretty much ancient, did you ever see Rogers' ship?>So if we see a bunch of pirates while we're in Water 7, and they're not causing trouble, are we supposed to just ignore them?>Most Marine ships are built here too... seems kind of dangerous to play both sides like that.>Other?>>3721577Gland-chan is mini-boss, final boss is Sandra.Good news, I have a job! Bad news, I have no idea what this means for the quest, due to shift scheduling, so I'll play it by ear for now.
>>3723905>>>Most Marine ships are built here too... seems kind of dangerous to play both sides like that.>>So if we see a bunch of pirates while we're in Water 7, and they're not causing trouble, are we supposed to just ignore them?
>>3723905>Most Marine ships are built here too... seems kind of dangerous to play both sides like that.>So if we see a bunch of pirates while we're in Water 7, and they're not causing trouble, are we supposed to just ignore them?
Rolled 69 (1d100)>but what if i see my oniichwan"Most Marine ships are built here too," you point out, because that seems massively dumb. "Seems kind of dangerous to play both sides like that.""Water 7 is kind of neutral in that regard. As long as everyone's discreet, the Government puts up with it- Water 7 shipwrights, and the Galley La company especially, are just too good to piss off or start ordering around. And if they take away a major source of income from the shipwrights, they'll have to start paying more foe their own ships... So better not to rock the boat."You huff. "So if we see a bunch of pirates while we're in Water 7, and they're not causing trouble, are we supposed to just ignore them?""Pretty much." Klaus shrugs. "If it's a big name, use your common sense, but if it's just some regular crew... yeah, turn a blind eye, unless they're doing something illegal.""... I'm starting to think half of being a Marine is pretending not to notice people breaking the law.""Yeeeeeah." Klaus sighs, reaching for his flask. "Pretty much. Part of the reason I didn't sign back up after... everything.">I talked to Doctor Lighthouse about Sabaody. And the markets there.>I'm honestly gonna aim for a nice, quiet time at Water 7. Nothing blowing up. Promise!>(Go talk to someone else)>Other?
>>3723905>>Most Marine ships are built here too... seems kind of dangerous to play both sides like that.>>So if we see a bunch of pirates while we're in Water 7, and they're not causing trouble, are we supposed to just ignore them?
>>3723982>>I talked to Doctor Lighthouse about Sabaody. And the markets there.>>...I don't know how much more of this I can take Klaus, it's like every other week i find out another way in which we fail to uphold justice
>>3723982>>I'm honestly gonna aim for a nice, quiet time at Water 7. Nothing blowing up. Promise!
here hoping we dont burn it tot he ground
>I talked to Doctor Lighthouse about Sabaody. And the markets there.>Have you ever been? What did you buy?
>>3723982>I talked to Doctor Lighthouse about Sabaody. And the markets there.>I need to stop drinking It brings mostly trouble. Maybe only in save environment under supervision.
>>3723997It's okay, the Aqua Laguna will put it out!
>>3723982>>I talked to Doctor Lighthouse about Sabaody. And the markets there.
>>3723982>>I talked to Doctor Lighthouse about Sabaody. And the markets there.Hahaaa....PAIN
>>3723993>don't know how much more of this I can take Klaus,>Tomorrow.>Robin: "Explains what a buster call is and what happened to her family">Flashy doesn't believe her, nobody could be that stupid to have a "destroy island button, no matter what.">Spandam: Ca-chick.
>>3723993supporting
>so how about that slavery thing, ehFor a moment, you're not sure if you should say... what you want to say. Or just - hold it inside you forever. But you've never been good with self-control, have you? "I talked to Doctor Lighthouse about Sabaody. And the markets there.""Ah." The flask makes its appearance. "I believe the current term for this sort of situation is 'oof'.""You're too old. Please stop."Swallowing his mouthful of something-alcoholic, Klaus sighs and very pointedly doesn't look at you. "Are we gonna have another one of those Special Conversations?">You're pretty much the only one I can talk to about it right now.>No, I just... needed to get it out there.>Do you pinky-swear not to report me for treason?>Other?
>>3724119>You're pretty much the only one I can talk to about it right now.
>>3724119>>I just... Wanted you to know I know. I don't think I'm ready to talk about it.
>>3724119>You're pretty much the only one I can talk to about it right now; >could put me in for treason, so swear to me to not rat me out, no pun intended.
>>3724119>No, I just... needed to get it out there.
>>3724119>>You're pretty much the only one I can talk to about it right now.>>Tashigi would refuse to believe the government can do something like that and I need to have a face to face with Smoboss about it
>>3724119>You're pretty much the only one I can talk to about it right now.>...I don't know how much more of this I can take Klaus, it's like every other week i find out another way in which we fail to uphold justice
>>3724119>You're pretty much the only one I can talk to about it right now.>So as my sword teacher, what did you think of the ass kicking Mibird gave me?We still don't realize we used conquerer's.
>>3724119>>You're pretty much the only one I can talk to about it right now.
>>3724135>>3724134>>3724119switching to this
>world sucks, news at tenYou give an awkward, half-hearted shrug. "You're pretty much the only one I can talk to about it right now.""Yeeeah, point." Slouching down against the side, Klaus takes another mournful look at his flask, then shoves it back in his coat. "Okay, Prettyboy. I'm not gonna defend it, because it's indefensible, so - hit me with the venting.">???
>>3724195>>What the fuck are we even doing at this point. Is anything we're doing worth it? We fight to keep the order, but the order is terrible!
>>3724195>How the actual fuck can they even justify this? Is money really so important that HQ will let them do whatever the hell they want?! Every time I think I know how low we have gone I FIND A NEW FUCKING LEVEL OF DEPRAVITY! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK AFTER SOMETHING LIKE THIS?! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF THE BASTARDS THAT PROTECT THIS?! EVERY FUCKING WEEK I FIND A NEW WAY IN WHICH THE MARINES HAVE FUCKING FAILED AS SUPPOSED GUARDIANS OF JSUTICE! (start sparking up a bit in rage) I don't know how much more of this i can take Klaus, I don't think I can just look away if I see this happening in front of me... If I reach Admiral would I be able to fix this? If I become the fleet admiral? How high do I need to go to fix the kind of shit the government is pulling... can I even do it within the system?
>>3724195>>3724209+1
>>3724195>WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PREVENT CRIME NOT CAUSE IT! ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH IMPEL DOWN WHY IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM THIS FUCKED. AAAAAAAAA! (Don't destroy boat.)
>>3724209this
>"i don't think the system works" said flashy as he killed the younglingsWith that invitation, you throw your hands up and your complains to the air. "What the fuck are we even doing at this point. Is anything we're doing worth it? We fight to keep the order, but the order is terrible!""Less of the 'we', please, I ditched that bullcrap," Klaus mutters. Then, "Okay, look. I'll be the first to just - shit over Marine practices, and the Government. But even I have'ta admit, they do a lot of good in the world. They DO at least attempt to take down most of the scum. They DO generally now the seas a lot safer. They DO punish corruption when they find it. Just..." He pulls a face. "Does the bad outweigh the good? I dunno, and I haven't even dug that far. Just the crap that you find out anyway when you get high enough. Who knows what they're doing that's actually WELL hidden? Buuuut... if we're talking individuals, rather than the system, I'd say most are decent. It's just kind of like... five percent of assholes ruining it for everyone else.""Except the five percent are the ones with the real power," you point out, annoyed."Yup!" He turns to look at you now, smiling almost aggressively. "The World Government exists to serve the Celestial Dragons, not the people. Countries pay tithes for protection; the Dragons pay eff-all, and call the shots. Simple as that. Under that kind of system, anything goes as long as it stays stable.">So what you're saying is, I need to blow more stuff up.>Which means it's all set in stone, and nothing will change.>I just... every time I turn around, I see something disgusting I'm supposed to support.>Other?
>>3724364>>I just... every time I turn around, I see something disgusting I'm supposed to support.>How high up do I need to climb before I can start wiping off the rot?
>>3724364>I just... every time I turn around, I see something disgusting I'm supposed to support.
>>3724364>>In your opinion... what would be the best way to change that? >>Work from inside the system? Get a high enough rank that I can make changes myself? Try and do something clever with my pirate disguise?>>I'm not exactly trying to make complicated plans right now, but... I'd appreciate some advice for when I'm finally in a position to do something about all this.
>>3724364>>So what you're saying is, I need to blow more stuff up.After becoming Fleet Admiral I mean.
>>3724364>>So... The revolutionaries...
>>3724444DEATH QUADS>you must turn to the dark side and join x drakeScowling, you stare across into the distance. Is it really pointless? "I just... every time I turn around, I see something disgusting I'm supposed to support. How am I supposed to change that?""Weeeell... Simple answer is, you probably can't. As soon as people realize you're trying to change things, in ways that'll end their profits or comfort... people tend not to last long." He sounds bitter, unsurprisingly. "You'd need a high-ranked support network you could trust, ones capable of defending themselves in combat and politics. You'd need a new system to put in place, and people to actually uphold that new system - I mean..." Klaus considers. "You'd probably need the Fleet Admiral and all the Admirals to support you, and most of the Vice and Rear Admirals. Plus the leaders of the Cipher Pols... And the media, of course. The Inspectorate as well, because you'd need to search through every base for corruption of malcontents... if you could get the Commander-in-Chief, that'd be best. Otherwise, they'd have to be-" He makes a vague motion, then turns it into a head-scritching for Rodent, who peeks his head out. "Disposed of. Hypothetically speaking."Maybe you should just pretend Klaus didn't suggest assassinating/executing the CiC."That's... a lot.""The Marines are a big organization. Plus, then you have all the militaries of the larger countries to worry about, so you also need people outside the Marines to back you - politicians, royalty, that kinda thing. Nah - you might change some crap, but there's too much to put a stop to everything, Prettyboy. Too much profit in it all. Not to mention all the chaos, and criminals taking advantage of said chaos.">Guess I gotta take over the world.>So what, the only hope is the Revolutionaries blowing the crap outta everything?>Getting rid of the slavery would be a good start to everything.>Other?
>>3724454>>Guess I gotta take over the world.What are we doing today FlashThe same thing we do every day Klaus, attempt to take over the world!
>>3724454>>You sound like you've thought about this a lot before...>>What about the Revolutionaries? Would they be helpful?
>>3724454>So what, the only hope is the Revolutionaries blowing the crap outta everything?>"exasperated sigh" >Guess I gotta take over the world.
>>3724454>Guess I gotta take over the world.
>>3724454>Guess I gotta take over the world.>Getting rid of the slavery would be a good start to everything.
>>3724465>>3724471These
>try to make a non-combat, background character quest>'lol time 2 conquer wurld'>oh okGuess we're doing this, now!
>>3724488The dice giveth zero fucks :P
>>3724488there's a reason its called "Will of the Conqueror"
>>3724454>Guess I gotta take over the world.>Klaus starts to brush it off as Flashman bullshit again, but then actually takes a second to think about it.>All three Haki types, one of the so-called Invincible Logias, seems to find skills to be a prodigy at alarmingly quickly, has the attention of quite a few strong, important people>"Oh damn, give him time to toughen up and he might actually pull it off">Realizes that if he does manage it, Flashman will then be in charge of the entire world>"...God dammit, he might actually pull it off"
>>3724488Time to make the whole world our family>Somewhere in the Grand Line, Big Mom sheds a proud tear and doesn't know why
Actually,couldn't we actually ask the Gorosei for their permission to terrorize other Celestial Dragons that we scare them into being not Scum when we are undercover?And doing things like destroying slave trades as long as the we make a plan where the marines end up as the heroes?I mean...Im probably is pretty pissed when he can't fully make his dystopia like government because the other Celestial Dragons existance is the primary reason for everyone saiying f**k the WG.
>>3724454>Guess I gotta take over the worldWell, this was a fast escalation. Shame we trashed Ark Maxim.
>>3724556The Gorosei dont give a fuck about what the other celestials do, but they are not gonna give us the right to undermine teh celestial dragons
>>3724454>Guess I gotta take over the world.>*Noncommittal shrug of complete seriousness*
>>3724559Yes but wouldn't it be in their best interest and of Im NOT having the CD acting like garbage,and having them not doing stupid things like Tequila Wolf?I mean we could put the fear of god in the CD as a undercover pirate working for Im/Gorosei.
>>3724604well in the end we dont know enough about Im and the Gorosei to even know what their objectives are
Sorry about the wait, washing machine exploded. That was fun.Response was half-written but I'm in desperate need of sleep so will post it tomorrow morning while I lament my clothes. And life.Thanks for playing, good night, enjoy conquering the world while you ride on the back of a giant snek and provide your own dramatic aura of lightning!>>3724511Pretty much his response, yeah.
>>3724651Did you accidentally use dish soap instead of detergent?
>Guess I gotta take over the world.
>>3724608Right,the only thing we know about Im is that he's the man behind the curtain.Also BPQM i've got a couple of questions:-On a scale from 1 to Ark Maxim,how big would be the temp boost to our lightning while hugging grampa Sengoku golden buddha form? -In the far future,if we're in a good relationship with uncle Katakuri and aunt Brulee can we send them to onii chan to fix Katakuri's mouth and Brulee's Face?
>>3724683>fix brulees facejesus can we not word it like that? might count as attempted murder>Hey Aunt i managed to get the best doctor in the world to try to fix your face, might be enough!
>>3724691...To be honest i could imagine Flashman wording It like that by accident.
>>3724651The curse runs strong in this one
>>3724454>>Guess I gotta take over the world.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOdBoSjzT6c
>>3724454>>Guess I gotta take over the world.
>>3724454>Guess I gotta take over the world.https://youtu.be/CGvrMgUijX0
>going rogue in the absolute worst way possibleDoffy will be so proud of our ambition.
>>3724454>Guess I gotta take over the world.https://youtu.be/2dPaVk4G1jgUnless...oh shit, we're litterally becoming Newtype electric Gilgamesh.https://youtu.be/nGKAEaXQoEQNow if you'll pardon me, I must practice an ancient martian meditation technique.
>all hail emperor flashmanYou consider the matter thoroughly, mind twisting through the various problems that would need to be resolved, the wealthy and powerful standing in the way of decency, the corruption and laziness, the slave trade, the misuse of power in all its myriad forms.Then you sigh as you reach the unfortunate, but inevitable conclusion. "Guess I gotta conquer the world."Klaus jolts. "What?! That's- no. That's NOT what I was trying to say!"You squint at him. "It isn't?""No! You don't have- huh. Okay, I guess you'll be a powerhouse with a little more training. But you also need allies, like.... Okay, yeah." Face in palms, Klaus groans, quiet even before the muffling. "PLEASE don't destroy the Government with legal loopholes, Prettyboy, that's just anticlimactic.""I mean, SOMEONE'S gotta fix this," th point out, like the reasonable and nature professional that you are. "And no-one else is stepping up, so why not me?""You realize this is a major, long-term thing, right?">I bet I can (choose goal) in (choose time limit).>Do you think I could make Fleet Admiral? Or Commander in Chief?>It's okay, I'll just keep being a dumbass and no-one'll suspect me of anything until it's too late.>Other?
>>3725619>It's okay, I'll just keep being a dumbass and no-one'll suspect me of anything until it's too late.
>>3725619>It's okay, I'll just keep being a dumbass and no-one'll suspect me of anything until it's too late.>Maybe get a new pirate costume for the explicit stuff...>Could use my fruit for intel gathering, then just try to legalese them into self destruction...>(continue with treasonous mumbling as you get a x2 sized Doffy smile)
>>3725619>>It's okay, I'll just keep being a dumbass and no-one'll suspect me of anything until it's too late.And now Klaus will think every dumb decision we make has some deep meaning behind it. The perfect plan.
>>3725637Yes, until he refrains from pulling you out of some trouble you've just caused because 'Aha, this clearly all part of some clever plot!'.And then you get eaten by cannibals while Klaus wonders what plan you have to recover from THAT one.Just as keikaku...
>>3725640It was actually a hologram! We've been in Loguetown getting drunk with pirates the entire time!
>>3725625SupportSo now we go to Mihawk and we tell him that our dream is to sit upon the empty throne?
>>3725625+1
>>3725625Support
>>3725640Jokes on you! It was actually a Flashybot!SOON! FLASHWORLD WILL BE UPON US! FOR DOOM FLASHMAN! IS! INEVITABLE!
>>3725625Also supportingBut also I motion our unique One Piece laugh is Sususu for sugar
>>3725737SinceDonquixote Mjosgard is: SusususususuandDonquixote Doflamingo is: Fuffuffuffuffuour should be: Huhuhuhuhuhu
Say, would Mihawk know our mom? Shes a Saber expy so shes got crazy good swordsmanship and she also has a one piece excalibur expy. Speaking of her sword should it just be just a good ancient sword or should it maybe be like a angel/archangel zoan sword, I think that would fit well, it'd also explain the sword beams.
>>3725619>>3725625Sounds great. It's also quite legitimate, if you think about it. Once we find out we do have world noble blood from dear old dad, it might be easier to get people to switch over to support a good noble rather than the bastards in charge. We could probably even keep most of the current government framework intact, except under new management.
>>3725625we did tell klaus and smoboss about Enels island spanning observation thanks to his fruit mastery right?
>>3725917I can't actually remember if you figured out he was comboing observation with his devil fruit. If someone could find where he does that, that would be great, otherwise I'll have to find it later.Running some errands at the moment so can't update yet, if anyone wants to vote on laugh feel free. I sort of vaguely assumed it might be the ohohohoho~ unless youre saving that for special occasions.>>3725647Next year's April 1st thread is confirmed.
>>3725619>>It's okay, I'll just keep being a dumbass and no-one'll suspect me of anything until it's too late.With a thousand lies and a good disguise. We'll hit'em right between the eyes.
>>3725961Nope, if i remember correctly Flashy tought that Enel "omniscience"was just some form of advanced observation haki, and not a combo of observation haki + EM senses given by Enel devil froot (mainly because Flashy doesn't know what electromagnetism is).
>>3726024so prob gonna need to up our science and train obvservation a lot before we realize it
>>3725961>The Nightmare of Smoboss SagaRip Smoboss
>Flashman has gone from unassuming bounty photo photographer to WORLD CONQUERORI fucking love this quest
>>3726028Yeah, we should also contact Law To ask effect of electricity in the body, since with that knowledge we could do stuff like: memory manipulation,mind control by manipulating the electrical impulses present in the brain.
>>3726047The best ed boy! Yea he grew! As if our line is anything but destined to rule!
Rolled 33 (1d100)Quick, while Gland-chan's distracted! Rolling for Law to realize the Jobbery started spreading to him, too!
>>3726162It's too late, he's become to employed to notice
Oh. Oh shit we doing this senpai? We gonna legally and physically bury the world government? Shit okay, this. This is good. Were probably the only ones who could as we never renounce our CD heritage. Gimme sec to make a pastebin for whats necessary for this shit. Oh shit a quest that uses a legal system. FUCK. YES.
>>3726162c(OwO)/*** gLaNd-ChAn LoVeS dR lAw ToO~~>>3726036That reminds me, next thread might be Silvers Harry so I can prep for Ennies Lobby: The Lobbying. We'll see where this thread ends.>>3726024Thanks, I hate actually having to remember things about my own quest. Only losers and nerds do that, yep.>>3726047Klaus is simultaneously proud and terrified. Okay, fiiiiinally done for the day. Shorter shift tomorrow and no errands, so longer run then, but I'm locking and writing now.
>>3726208This sounds intriiiiguing, link when you're done!>You casually wave a hand, dismissing his boring concerns. "It's okay, I'll just keep being a dumbass and no-one'll suspect me of anything until it's too late. Maybe get a new pirate costume for the explicit stuff..." Your voice lowers slightly as you start mentally ticking boxes, like internal paperwork. Nice and organized. "Could use my Fruit for intel gathering, then just try to legalese them into self-destruction..."Feeling your gleeful grin growing wider as you consider and dismiss options, you ignore Klaus' widening eyes and mild twitchiness in favor of reminding yourself of the exact laws regarding slander and libel.Mmmmmm, bureacracy~ So easy to tie in happy little knots..."Uh. Kid? Prettyboy?"You blink and look up at your swordhobo. "Yeah?"He stares at you, looking a little bewildered, and a lot like he's having a revelation. It's an odd mix. "Are you - do you seriously want to..." He airquotes. "'Take over the world'?""Yeah." A shrug. "Don't see why not. The ones running the show right now are kinda sucking at it."Klaus runs a hand through his hair, almost tugging it, still staring at you. "Right. Okay. Great. And... I mean, you're - You want to do that from inside the Marines?">Yeah, I need to get promoted as fast as possible.>Mostly? I'll have to do some stuff... outside, I guess.>I'm not sure. Gonna have to go through a lot of details.>I think I might have to leave the Marines, to really do everything I want.>Other?
>>3726245>>Mostly? I'll have to do some stuff... outside, I guess.
>>3726245>>I'm not sure. Gonna have to go through a lot of details.
>Mostly? I'll have to do some stuff... outside, I guess.
>>3726245>Yeah, I need to get promoted as fast as possible.Let's not pull an Anakin
>>3726245>Yeah, I need to get promoted as fast as possible.
>>3726245>>Mostly? I'll have to do some stuff... outside, I guess.>>If only I had taken the time to craft a pirate alter ego...
>>3726245>>Mostly? I'll have to do some stuff... outside, I guess.>>honestly my main concern is making sure it doesn't cause trouble for the others, kinda defeats the point if I get there and it hurt Smoboss, Tashigi, you, the minions, Fop or smollboss along the way
>>3726245>Mostly? I'll have to do some stuff... outside, I guess.>Or rather... Arthur D. Anger will.
>>3726245We have reached 2 full Doffys. We were running low around 0.1-0.5 before but in this instant we have reached a full 2 on the Doffy scale.
>>3726280Support
>>3726245 >Mostly? I'll have to do some stuff... outside, I guess.
Rolled 8, 2, 49 = 59 (3d100)>you are a problem child"Mostly? I'll have to do some stuff... outside, I guess." Maybe as Arthur. Or a different disguise! A dashing, mysterious one!You are absolutely NOT overthrowing the Government just stop you have a chance to dress up in cool costumes. Honest. Really. You swear. Probably.At the very least, it's a nice bonus.Klaus groans. Very quietly. Then he leans in closer to you, bending slightly. "Prettyboy... we're gonna have'ta have a loooong, serious talk about this later, and how exactly you'll manage this, but for now - promise me you won't mention this to Smo-kun, okay? I know you trust him, but... He wouldn't report you, or anything, but he wouldn't exactly be supportive, either.">I'm not gonna go around telling people for now. Not 'til I've done more research.>Does that mean YOU support me toppling the Government and crushing the world under my heel?>Yeah, I'll have to outrank him for the plan to work. I'll need everyone on standby when that happens to stop him throwing himself overboard.>Other?>>3726297What does it go up to?Rolling 3d100 to see if Dr Oniichwan gets a horrible sense of impending doom via brotherly bond.
>>3726316>>I'm not gonna go around telling people for now. Not 'til I've done more research.>>As much as I'm joking I'm not so dumb as to admit to treason to my boss.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>I'm not gonna go around telling people for now. Not 'til I've done more research.>Does that mean YOU support me toppling the Government and crushing the world under my heel?
>>3726316>>I'm not gonna go around telling people for now. Not 'til I've done more research.Do anons really want to try to take over the world? I thought it was a joke at first. Unless we pull a Lelouch or something this can only end poorly.
>>3726316It goes up forever with 1 being a base level of Doflamingo madladism.and>I'm not gonna go around telling people for now. Not 'til I've done more research.
>>3726316>>Does that mean YOU support me toppling the Government and crushing the world under my heel?
>>3726316>>I'm not gonna go around telling people for now. Not 'til I've done more research.>8, 2, 49...Oh Seasus, Law really did get infected.Are we gonna start getting news stories on how he's been knocked off his "#1 Surgeon" throne soon?
>>3726316>>Yeah, I'll have to outrank him for the plan to work. I'll need everyone on standby when that happens to stop him throwing himself overboard.>I'm not gonna go around telling people for now. Not 'til I've done more research.>Honestly I don't think I am gonna be talking about this with anyone aside from you for a while, a lot of what I need to do can be done perfectly fine within the system if you know the bureaucracy well enough
>I'm not gonna go around telling people for now. Not 'til I've done more research.>Does that mean YOU support me toppling the Government and crushing the world under my heel?
>>3726346Supporting
>>3726316>>3726346ThisHoly shit our paper wizard status is gonna make us the most overpowered character in the setting.
>>3726337It's okay, the brotherly bond probably won't settle in until he confirms who your father was.>loose lips sink ships (and so does flashy)"I'm not gonna go around telling people for now. Not 'til I've done more research. I can do a lot just with bureaucracy, within the system to start." Theres a lot to do before you can legally punch slave owners if the face, apparently. Wait. You tilt your head slightly, interested. "Does that mean YOU support me toppling the Government and crushing the world under my heel?""You literally could NOT do a worse job than the ones already in charge," Klaus points out. "But... seriously, shit needs to change, Prettyboy. Maybe what you're planning won't work out. But at the very least, you'll hopefully be a high rank, have a lotta friends and allies looking out for you, and maybe make the world at least slightly better while you're at it. So yeah, as long as you don't think it'll be fast or easy." He reaches out, smirking, and mockingly pats your still-soaked hair. "And if it all goes horribly wrong and they arrest you, I'll see if I can break you out, yeah? We can hide out somewhere for a few years and you might learn to be a decent swordsman in the meantime.""I'm decent! I sparred with Mibird!""He toyed with you.""...Same thing?"He pats your wet hair again, even slower. "Of course, poor child. Of course."Dick.>Go talk to someone else.>Call someone (who?)>Try to train Armament.>Other? (Should be at Water 7 in about 90 minutes.)
>>3726379so where'd mibird?>inb4 we've been having this whole talk infront of him because both klaus and flashy forgot about him.
>>3726379>>Try to train Armament.with our hands and not making any sudden movements, dont wanna break another ship
>>3726379>Train Metal CuttingWe're so close to that bonus.
>>3726381dude has gone through 3 tubs of popcorn from how entertaining we are, hes not gonna report shit just cause he wants to see the drama
>>3726384rather do a training that has literally no chance of breaking the ship, this is a scary trend
>>3726379>>Try to train Armament.
>>3726388I'll burn my crit if we nat1 again. We really need a teacher to reliably train Armament.
>>3726381He went inside, where Abs and the minions are, you and Klaus are out on deck.>>3726386>"My contract doesn't say I have to report treason." (sips wine)>Mariejois burning down in the background
>>3726379>Try to train Armament.>Turn one finger into lightning then try to make your other hand use armament to touch it.
>>3726381Ah i see...So Mibird at some of his life learned from the expy of Drax the destroyer the technique of staying completely still.
>>3726396>"My contract also says nothing about arson. Accidental or otherwise." (sips more wine)
>>3726379>Train Metal Cutting
ARMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMENT>Try to use it on your body>Try to use it on a weapon (which?)
>>3726404>Try to use it on your bodyStay simple for now
>>3726404>>Try to use it on your body
>>3726404>Try to use it on your body
>>3726404>body
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