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Quick Rundown: You are /qst/-tan, a young, adventurous, innocent boy that's the little brother of /tg/-tan. /qst/ woke up in the woods near the board-tan mansion after some magic experiments with [s4s]-tan went wrong. /cm/-tan joins up with /qst/-tan, and together they took on the quest of defeating Van Darkholme, who had taken over the Lockerroom. Van was defeated, and now the party is going on a quest to find out what's going on at /pol/'s palace, along with [r9k]-tan. However, the party got a little sidetracked at /tv/'s shitpost film studio and started burning the place down, and that's where our story continues.

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It's nearly impossible to see anything through the mass of panicking anons and smoke from the growing flames. [r9k]-tan does his best to push through the crowd while holding onto /qst/ and /cm/-tan. "At least you two fucks are small so I can carry you." [r9k]-tan says, almost coughing from the smoke. Finally [r9k] makes his way out of the burning studio, and escapes the burning crowd of anons. ""Lets go to /tv/'s film studio, maybe there's something there to help us!" you say, /qst/. WELL, NOW THERE'S NOTHING HERE TO HELP US!" [r9k] yells, as he drops /qst/ and /cm/ onto the ground. [r9k] sits down on the ground, catching his breath. "I can't believe we just fucking killed /tv/-tan. I mean, I never really liked the guy, but I think maybe we went a little too far."

(Continues)

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Stats pastebin: https://pastebin.com/s2qYTi5g
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Hell yeah! Arsonist bois are back!
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"I think I have to agree with [r9k], /qst/." says /cm/, as he stands up. "What's our plan now? We aren't really any closer to getting into /pol/'s palace, and we haven't gained anything from burning this place down. What do you think we should do?" /cm/ scratches some soot out of his cat ears. The baneposting studio burns right in front of the party, and anons scream out in pain from being set on fire. The sneedposting studio can also be seen, still burning. There's still a few studios left untouched.

>Finish the job, burn down the last of the shitpost studios
>Wait around for the flames to die down
>Leave, there's nothing to be gained from staying here
>Write in

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Also, this quest is sort of a sequel to a /qst/-tan quest I ran about 3 years ago. It isn't required to know what happened in this quest, but I'll link a quick rundown pastebin and the archives for it for anyone interested.
https://pastebin.com/MDk9tmRf
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/297092/
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>>3733402
>>Wait around for the flames to die down
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>>3733402
>Finish the job, burn down the last of the shitpost studios
/tv/ died long ago. We're only burning his remaints.
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>>3733410
This! Loot this bitch!
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>>3733402
>>3733410
>>3733415
"Lets wait and watch the fire!" says /qst/, completely taken by the sight of the giant fireball enveloping the studio.

"Great, you've turned into a pyromaniac. Oh well, I can't say no to doing absolutely nothing." [r9k] lays down on his back and closes his eyes. "Wake me up when it's done burning."

"I sure hope you actually have a plan, /qst/." /cm/ says, as he sits next to /qst/ and leans his head on /qst/'s shoulder. The two watch the flames burn on, and /cm/ slowly starts falling asleep. After about an hour, the flames die down and the studio is completely burnt down, with anons trying to recover what they can from the wreckage. However, it looks like the plane that was in the baneposting studio is still is decent condition. /qst/ nudges /cm/-tan to wake him up, and pokes [r9k] to get him to wake up as well.

"So what now?" says /cm/ with a large yawn.

>Check out the plane in the middle of the burnt down baneposting studio
>Go burn down the rest of the standing studios
>Leave
>Write in
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>>3733446
>Check out the plane in the middle of the burnt down baneposting studio
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>>3733446
>Go burn down the rest of the standing studios
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>>3733446
>>Check out the plane in the middle of the burnt down baneposting studio
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>>3733473
"Alright, enough waiting. Lets go check out that plane!" /qst/ says as he gets up and starts walking through the burnt studio, which looks like a giant pile of black soot and burnt wood. The party makes it to the plane, which looks like a small private jet. The door to it is open, so the party walks up the stairs into it. Inside, they find Bane standing there, as if waiting for them.

"Ah, hello! So you're the ones that burnt down this studio and killed /tv/? Great work! I was getting sick of that man using me to make his own shitposts. Do you know how tiring it gets to have to say "for you" almost every minute here just so /tv/ could make some more shitposts? Anyway, thanks for taking care of that for me. I owe you guys a favor, so if you need anything from me, just say it." Bane says, as he takes a seat in one of the jet's passenger seats.

>"We need this jet to get to /pol/'s palace"
>"We're going to burn down the rest of the studios"
>"We don't currently need your help right now, but you're welcome!"
>Write in
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>>3733513
>We need this jet to get to /pol/'s palace
I wanted to burn the plane too, but Bane soumds like a good guy.
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>>3733513
>"We're going to burn down the rest of the studios"
Ask him to help burn studios! Don't kill Bane please.
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>>3733525
Also ask for cash for freeing him.
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>>3733513
>>"We need this jet to get to /pol/'s palace"
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>>3733532
>>3733513
>>3733525
Switching to:
>"We need this jet to get to /pol/'s palace"
Still ask for cash though.
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>>3733513
>>3733522
>>3733539
>>3733553
"We need this jet to get to /pol/'s palace. We need to find out what's happening over there!" says /qst/-tan. "Also, could we have some cash?"

"Of courshe! I'm afraid I don't have that much money though, hopefully only $30 will do." Bane takes $30 out of his pocket and hands it to /qst/. "Now, I can fly this jet right over /pol/'s palace, but I don't think I'll be able to land it. There are parachutes in here, but I don't think I'll be able to pick you guys up from the palace. You'll be on your own once you jump in. Are you ready for that?"

>"Yes, lets start our flight!"
>"No, we still have some unfinished business, burning down the rest of the studios here."
>Write in
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>>3733595
>>"Yes, lets start our flight!"
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>>3733595
>"Yes, lets start our flight!"
We can use the fact that we helped Bane as an excuse for burning down the studios and avoid problems with the others in the mansion.
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>>3733595
>"Yes, lets start our flight!"
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>>3733601
>>3733603
>>3733607
"Yes, lets start our flight! We can't keep delaying any longer!" says /qst/, excited to finally be able to enter /pol/'s palace.

"Alright, sit tight. It'll be about half an hour to get this thing above /pol/'s palace." Bane gets up and moves to the pilot's seat in the cockpit, while the party sits down in some of the passenger seats. /cm/ takes out the map /i/-tan drew and takes a look at it.

"These adventures have been great fun, /qst/. It's cool seeing all of these different areas around the mansion! I wonder which one we'll head to next." says /cm/. The party sits and chats for about half an hour until Bane starts using the jet's intercom.

"Alright, we're now above /pol/ palace airspace. It turns out they do have a place for me to land the plane. Should I attempt contact with the people in the palace and ask for permission to land, or do you guys want to skydive in with parachutes?"

>"Ask for permission to land."
>"Lets go skydiving!"
>Write in
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>>3733657
Do you think we'd survive if we crashed the plane into /pol/'s palace?
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>>3733657
This >>3733668 or
>"Lets go skydiving!"
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>>3733657
>>"Lets go skydiving!"
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>>3733657
>>3733668
>>3733699
>>3733724
"What would happen if we crashed the plane into the palace?" /qst/ asks Bane.

"It would be extremely painful, and then we would all die."

"Alright, lets go sky diving then!" /qst/ picks up one of the parachutes and starts to open the door.

"WAIT! /qst/, THE AIR PRESSUR-" /cm/ gets cut off by the door opening and sending the party flying out of the jet! Thankfully, /cm/ and [r9k] managed to each grab a parachute before they were sent flying out of the plane, and they just barely put them on and activate them before they hit the ground. The party lands on the roof of the palace, and they discard their parachutes there. "/qst/, please, think before you do stuff." says /cm/, who looks like he's about to faint.

"Staying with you two is more dangerous than it's worth. Lets find what /pol/-tan is up too and get done with this." says [r9k].

There's no anons on the roof, and looking down from it the party can see that there's still a war waging outside the palace. There's a stairway down into the palace from the roof, but it looks like it would be possible to sneak in from one of the windows on the lower floors by climbing down from the roof.

>Go down the stairs into the palace
>Sneak in by climbing down to one of the windows
>Stay on the roof and wait
>Write in
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>>3733740
>Stay on the roof and wait
I want to see why there's a war outside of the palace.
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>>3733740
>Sneak in by climbing down to one of the windows
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>>3733754
Change to:
>Stay on the roof and wait
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>>3733740
>>3733747
"Lets just wait up here and watch the fighting. Maybe we'll learn something!" /qst/ sits on the edge of the roof, watching the anons fight below. Upon observation, it seems that these anons aren't really fighting a war in the tradition sense, the two sides mostly just keep spouting buzzwords and insults at each other, and sometimes get into fist fights. It's impossible to make out what they're saying, but /qst/ can hear certain words like "cuck", "kike", "shill", "bluepilled", etc. After a while of watching, /qst/ doesn't really understand why there's a war here, but watching these two sides just yell at each other is pretty fun.

The party notices two anons walking onto the roof from the stairway, and they pay no mind to the party. What will you do?

>Talk to the two anons that just walked on the roof
>Go down the stairs into the palace
>Sneak in by climbing down to one of the windows
>Hide and eavesdrop on the two anons
>Write in
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>>3733799
Hide and eavesdrop on the two anons
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>>3733799
>Talk to the two anons that just walked on the roof
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>>3733815
>>3733799
Change again.
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>>3733799
>>3733815
>>3733825
"Hey, you two anons! What's going on here?" /qst/ says, walking up to the two anons.

"Oh, hello. Didn't expect to see any board-tans around here. We're fighting a war, as you can see. We're under constant attack by these kikes, niggers, trannies, falseflaggers, and we can't let them beat us. They must learn that the god emperor's way is the only way. Praise the emperor!"

"Praise the emperor!" says the other anon.

"What are board-tans like you doing up here? Our emperor left the mansion long ago to seek refuge from you faggots after you cast him out."

>"We're here to find and just talk to /pol/-tan!"
>"We're just walking around, pay us no mind."
>"We're here to take this place by force!"
>Write in
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>>3733838
>>"We're here to find and just talk to /pol/-tan!"
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>>3733838
>return to the good side and complete the quest
or
>go full evil and conquer/genocide the mansion like how we did with /tv/
tough choice
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>>3733838
>"We're here to find and just talk to /pol/-tan!"
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>>3733842
>>3733851
"We're just here to find and talk to /pol/-tan! [r9k] has been missing his friend!" /qst/ says.

"Alright maybe "missing" isn't the right word for it, /qst/." says [r9k].

"Talk to the emperor? No one has ever been able to talk to the emperor ever since he sat upon the throne! But... Maybe, if you're his old friends, he'll talk to you guys. Follow us if you wish to have audience with the emperor." The anons head to the stairway and wait for the party to follow.

The party follows the two anons down into the palace, the walls are built out of stone like an old castle. After walking down the spiral staircase, the group makes it to a large hall, full of nazi banners and signs that say "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN". The anons point to a large, lavish throne at the end of the hall, and the party can just barely make out as a man in a suit with a tower of MAGA hats on his head sitting on the throne. It's /pol/-tan! But as the party gets closer, they see that /pol/-tan is slumped over, and he looks sickly. Around him anons are on their knees praying to him.

"Here is the god emperor. Please be respectful in his presence." The anons join the other anons in prayer.

"Well, shit. What do we do now, /qst/?" says [r9k]-tan, who's staring at /pol/'s body.

>Yell out to /pol/-tan and see if he responds
>Get closer to the throne and examine /pol/-tan
>Ask one of the anons about the "god emperor" /pol/-tan
>Write in
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>>3733881
>>Ask one of the anons about the "god emperor" /pol/-tan
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>>3733881
>>Yell out to /pol/-tan and see if he responds
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>>3733881
>Ask one of the anons about the "god emperor" /pol/-tan
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>>3733881
>>3733885
>>3733886
>>3733888
/qst/ pokes one the anons to get their attention. "Hey, can you tell us more about your "god emperor"? This doesn't seem like the /pol/-tan I knew..."

"The god emperor exiled himself from the board-tan mansion after other board-tans constantly told him to fuck off for being "annoying" and "obnoxious". He was just trying to teach them the correct ways and give them the redpill, but they wouldn't listen. So he left, and took us, his followers, with him to build this palace. He has been endlessly fighting other anons that oppose his views, and after one particular tough battle, the god emperor sat on his throne, and hasn't come off since. He hasn't spoken since. So we must serve our emperor until the day he speaks again!" explains the anon. "I must continue praying. Please do not bother me again." The anon goes back to praying to the throne.

"Well, that explains some stuff. What should we do, /qst/?" says /cm/-tan.

>Yell out to /pol/-tan and see if he responds
>Get closer to the throne and examine /pol/-tan
>Write in
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>>3733917
>Yell out to /pol/-tan and see if he responds
god emperor my ass
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>>3733917
>Yell out to /pol/-tan and see if he responds
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>>3733917
>>Get closer to the throne and examine /pol/-tan
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>>3733917
>>3733918
>>3733919
"HEY! /pol/-TAN, WE'RE HERE! CAN YOU HEAR US!?" /qst/ yells at the top of his lungs, startling some of the anons praying. /pol/ gives absolutely no response, and doesn't move an inch on his throne. "Dang. Maybe he's sleeping or something?"

"Please refrain from yelling in the throne room!" says one of the praying anons.

"Sorry!" responds /qst/-tan. "This is so weird. I didn't think /pol/-tan to be the type to sit on a throne all day."

"This doesn't feel right. I think we should go up to his throne and look at him up close." says [r9k].

>Get closer to the throne and examine /pol/-tan
>Leave the throne room
>Write in
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>>3733936
>Get closer to the throne and examine /pol/-tan
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>>3733936
>Get closer to the throne and examine /pol/-tan
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>>3733936
>>Get closer to the throne and examine /pol/-tan
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>>3733936
>>3733937
>>3733944
>>3733949
"Alright, lets go check out the throne then." /qst/ looks around at the anons, and sees that they're all so focused in prayer that they're not paying attention to the party. The party quietly sneaks through the praying anons, and get closer to the throne. Once at the bottom of the throne, /qst/ can see that /pol/ looks extremely sickly and thin. /pol/'s skin looks like it barely covers up his bones. "Wow... He's gotten really skinny!" /qst/ whispers.

"/qst/, I think this might be a corpse!" /cm/ whispers back, as /cm/ reaches out and touches /pol/-tan's skin. "He's completely cold!"

"And he smells like he's rotting, too. The fuck happened here?" Says [r9k]. /qst/ looks behind them at the anons praying, they still haven't noticed the party because they have their eyes closed, completely focused on praying. "What the hell do we do? Should we take him with us? I'd hate to leave /pol/ to sit here rotting."

>Take /pol/'s body and try to sneak out of the palace with it
>Leave the body be and leave the palace for now
>Give him a viking's funeral by burning the place down
>Write in
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>>3733958
>yell "/pol/ is fucking dead!" and panic
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>>3733958
>>Take /pol/'s body and try to sneak out of the palace with it
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>>3733958
>Take /pol/'s body and try to sneak out of the palace with it
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>>3733958
>>3733963
>>3733965
"We're taking /pol/'s body with us. Maybe we can find some way to revive him!" [r9k] slowly takes /pol/'s emaciated body off the throne, and the party quietly sneak through the praying anons. The party makes it to the middle of the hallway, until they're spotted by a anon walking in the front gate to the hall!

"HERETICS ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE GOD EMPEROR'S BODY! AFTER THEM!" Immediately, all of the praying anons get up, and start chasing the party!

"Oh no, /qst/! There's way too many of them! We have to run, attempting to fight them would be suicide! Quick, what do we do?!" yells /cm/-tan.

>Run out through the front gate of the palace
>Run up the stairs to the roof
>Drop the body and surrender
>Write in
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>>3733977
>Rope out the window
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>>3733977
/cm/ and /qst/ distract the anons while [r9k] starts another fire to force them to leave
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>>3733983
This!
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>>3733977
>>Run out through the front gate of the palace
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>>3733977
>>3733983
>>3733985
"/cm/! Help me distract the anons by running around with /pol/'s body! [r9k], you start another fire to get the anons to leave!"

"Got it!" /cm/ says as he picks up /pol/'s legs, and /qst/ picks up /pol/'s torso.

"Alright, I'll pull down some of the banners and burn those!" [r9k] says as he starts ripping off banners from the walls. [r9k] grabs a torch that happened to be on the palace walls and starts burning all of the flammable stuff he can find! /qst/ and /cm/ do their best to run from the anons while carrying /pol/'s body above them, but the anons keep almost surrounding them. Once it looks like /qst/ and /cm/ are completely surrounded, the flames grow so big that the smoke lowers the visibility in the room, while also making it harder to breathe.

"HEY! /qst/ AND /cm/! THE EXIT IS OVER HERE!" [r9k]-tan yells through the smoke, and /qst/ and /cm/ use his voice to guide themselves to the exit. The party successfully leaves the palace with /pol/-tan, but the smoke has covered them all in soot and made it hard to breathe, forcing the party to slow down to catch their breath. "Alright, lets take a tiny break here, and then start running!" [r9k]-tan says through loud panting.

However, the anons burst out of the flames, angrier than ever! "STOP! YOU HERETICS WON'T GET AWAY WITH THE EMPEROR'S BODY!"

"Fuck! /qst/ and /cm/, run!" [r9k] grabs /pol/'s body, and the party runs through the warzone to try and get as far away from the palace as possible. The party can barely out-pace the anons, and slowly the anons start to catch up with them. Once it looks like the anons are about to reach the party, the sound of a jet plane can be heard getting louder and louder. Suddenly, a plane crashes right through the horde of anons, sending them all flying and killing most of them instantly! The plane skids on the ground for a bit, and then the door opens, revealing Bane inside.

"GET IN! MY FLIGHT PLAN INCLUDES ALL OF YOU, SO I'M NOT LEAVING YOU BEHIND!" Bane yells, as the party changes course to run towards the jet. The party just barely makes it inside in time before the remaining anons catch up with them, and Bane shuts the door and starts up the jet immediately. The jet takes off, and the party sits themselves and /pol/'s body down on the passenger seats, all tired from the ordeal they just went through.

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To be continued tomorrow at 7PM. Thanks for playing!
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>>3734004
sleep tight
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Thanks anon. This quest has been really fun so far, I hope you're all enjoying it too.
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>>3734004
Thanks! Good night!
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>>3734015
I certainly had fun burning /tv/ and the sneeggers.
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>>3734004
The party all pass out from the amount of running they had to do, and eventually /qst/-tan wakes up to find /cm/-tan asleep with his head on his lap. [r9k] is sleeping in a seat on the other side of the plane, next to /pol/'s body. Bane can be seen still piloting the jet. /qst/ stretches and yawns, and wonders about what to do next.

>Take some more time to relax
>Wake up the rest of the party and start talking about a plan
>Talk to Bane and thank him for saving the party
>Write in
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>>3735979
>>Talk to Bane and thank him for saving the party
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>>3735987
>Talk to Bane and thank him for saving the party
Then
>Wake up the rest of the party and start talking about a plan
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>>3735979
>>3735987
>>3736000
/qst/ carefully gets out of his seat, trying to not disturb /cm/-tan too much as he gets up from his seat. /qst/ walks over to the cockpit, and sits in the co-pilot's seat. "Hey, thanks for saving us." says /qst/.

"Well, I couldn't just leave you guys down there after seeing that mob chase you. I do have to repay you guys for taking care of /tv/ for me. I'm just going to circle this plane around for a while, tell me when and where you want to land when you've got that decided." says Bane.

/qst/ walks back to his seat, and gently scratches /cm/'s ears to wake him up. /cm/ purrs as he slowly opens his eyes and then yawns. /qst/ then nudges [r9k] to wake him up from his slumber. "We have to come up with a new plan now. Do you two have any ideas?" says /qst/.

"Well, he seems pretty dead." says [r9k], poking /pol/'s body. "However, it could be possible to revive him if we got the help of a certain board. However, getting their help probably wouldn't be easy."

"Who do you mean?" says /cm/, as he gets up from his seat.

"I mean /x/-tan. If possible, we could use their powers to try and resurrect /pol/. But it would be risky." explains [r9k]. "Just finding her will be difficult, but she may be at the mansion if she isn't out looking for skinwalkers or some shit like that."

>"Lets land at the mansion and look for /x/"
>"Are there any other ways we could revive /pol/-tan?"
>Examine /pol/'s body more closely to try and figure out what happened to him
>"Lets go to [Write in], maybe there's something there that can help us."
>Write in
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>>3736040
>Examine /pol/'s body more closely to try and figure out what happened to him
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>>3736040
>>3736067
"Lets look at /pol/'s body, maybe there's something there that can give us a hint as to what happened." /qst/ starts checking /pol/'s clothes, and then finds something in /pol/'s pocket. It's a note, and /qst/ starts reading it out loud.

"Hey, /pol/, here's that throne you wanted. I had it specially made for you, so make sure no one else other than you sits in it. I can't thank you enough for your investment to get this made, this will really help me out after the big bitcoin crash. From, /biz/."

"So /biz/-tan had something to do with making the throne? Interesting." says [r9k]-tan. "Well, I think that's the only thing he had on him. What should we do next?"

>"Lets land at the mansion and look for /x/"
>"Are there any other ways we could revive /pol/-tan?"
>"Lets land at /biz/ park and talk to /biz/-tan"
>"Lets go to [Write in], maybe there's something there that can help us."
>Write in
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>>3736113
>"Lets go to /tg/, maybe there's something there that can help us."
I think he would know some ways. Go to /x/ if he can't help.
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>>3736128
"Lets head back to the mansion and see if my big bro /tg/ can help us!" says /qst/. "Bane, land us at the mansion!"

"Of courshe!" says Bane over the intercom.

The party sits back in the passenger seats as they wait for the jet to reach the mansion. After about an hour, the plane lands right outside of the mansion. "I'll wait here until you want to go flying somewhere else." Says Bane from the pilot's seat as the party leaves the jet. The sun is starting to set as the party enters the mansion. The party heads to /tg/'s room, which is right next to /qst/'s. /qst/ opens the door to find /tg/ painting some warhammer figures.

"Hey /qst/, what do you want?" /tg/ says.

"Do you know how to revive a dead person?" says /qst/. /tg/ gets up from his seat and looks at /pol/-tan's dead body, which is being carried by [r9k]-tan.

"Did..... Did you guys just kill /pol/-tan?"

"No! We found him dead. We did kill /tv/-tan though!" says /qst/ happily.

"... Alright. Never liked /tv/ much, but please don't just go around killing people. The less I have to worry about you the better. And no, I don't know anything about reviving people. Go bother /x/." /tg/ says, as he sits back down and goes back to painting his figures. The party leaves /tg/'s room and goes back into the main hall of the mansion.

"What now, /qst/? We should probably start looking around for /x/-tan." says /cm/.

>Go to /x/-tan's room to see if they're there
>Go to /qa/'s room and ask them where /x/ is
>Go to sleep for the night
>Write in
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>>3736200
>>Go to /x/-tan's room to see if they're there
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>>3736200
>Go to /x/-tan's room to see if they're there
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>>3736200
>>3736213
>>3736219
"/x/ may be at her room right now, lets see if she's there!" The party walks over to /x/'s room, and they find a scribbled note on her door.

"Out in the spooky forest looking for skinwalkers. Will hopefully not be back soon! -/x/"

"Dang, she's out. Should we go looking for her /qst/?"

>Go to /qa/'s room and ask them where /x/ is
>Go to sleep for the night
>Go find /i/ so she can mark on our map where the spooky woods are
>Write in
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>>3736247
>Go to /qa/'s room and ask them where /x/ is
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>>3736253
"/qa/'s gotta know where /x/ is." /qst/-tan says. /qst/ leads the party over to /qa/'s room, where they find him writing more reports and sifting through papers.

"Oh, you guys again. What would you like to know this time?" says /qa/.

"Do you know where /x/-tan currently is? There was a sign on her door that said she was at the spooky forest, but we don't know where that is!"

"Huh, I'm afraid I don't know the geography of this area well enough, but I think it's someplace past the /d/egenerate wetlands. /i/ does a lot of exploring with /out/-tan, she probably knows where it is and could make you a map."

"Thanks for the information!" /qst/-tan says as he leaves /qa/'s room.

"So, should we go find /i/, /qst/?" says /cm/.

>Go to sleep for the night
>Go find /i/ so she can mark on our map where the spooky woods are
>Write in
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>>3736296
>>Go find /i/ so she can mark on our map where the spooky woods are
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>>3736296
>Go find /i/ so she can mark on our map where the spooky woods are
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>>3736296
>>3736303
>>3736312
"Alright, time to find /i/-tan!" /qst/ says. The party goes to /i/'s room, and they find her standing outside of it, about to walk in to her room.

"Oh, hi /qst/." /i/-tan yawns. "I was about to sleep. Did you need something?"

"Can you please update our map to show where the spooky forest is?" asks /qst/.

"Oh, sure." /i/ takes the map and scribbles something on it, then hands it back to /qst/. "Alright, I'm going to bed. Goodnight." /i/ goes in her room.

/cm/ yawns. "I'm tired too, I think we should probably go to sleep for the night, unless you want to do something else, /qst/."

>Go to sleep for the night
>Start heading to the spooky forest now
>Write in
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>>3736392
>Go to sleep for the night
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>>3736392
>>Start heading to the spooky forest now
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>>3736392
>Start heading to the spooky forest now
Fuck it! Let's burn some skinwalkers!
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>>3736392
>>3736410
>>3736420
"No time for sleep! We rested on the jet, so we'll be fine. Lets go get back to Bane!" says /qst/, ready to continue on his adventure. The party exits the mansion, and goes back to the jet.

"Oh, you're back already. Ready to head off?" /qst/ hands Bane the updated map, and tells him where to go. "Alright, I think I could get you as far as the /d/egenerate wetlands, but you'll have to go through it because there won't be many places for me to land safely."

"Got it. Lets start flying!" /qst/ says. The party takes their seats in the plane, and waits the plane to reach its destination. After about half an hour of flying, the plane lands at the edge of the /d/egenerate wetlands. The wetlands have a weird, but disgusting smell to them, and the ground is covered in a murky, white-colored liquid that's hard to move through. Weird things seem to emerge and then go back into the water, looking almost tentacle like.

"Yeah I'm not going through here. Fuck this. I'm staying in the plane with /pol/'s body. Don't get yourselves killed." [r9k]-tan says after looking out the window at the wetlands.

"I'm not too sure if I want to go through this place either, /qst/. But, if we have too, I'll do it!" /cm/ says, plugging his nose at the awful smell.

>Continue through the wetlands
>Go back, fuck this.
>Write in
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>>3736491
>Continue through the wetlands
>Cover your selves with parachute fabric (make into a poncho) and cover shoes with puke bags.
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>>3736491
>>Continue through the wetlands
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>>3736491
>Go back, fuck this.
I think we're gonna need a lot of rear protection for this mission.
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>>3736491
>>3736546
Meh, your right. Let's see /k/! Also ask if there is anything useful on the plane like duct tape.
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>>3736491
>>3736524
>>3736525
"That water doesn't look safe. Lets use some of the parachutes to make ponchos and cover our shoes with barf bags!" /qst/ and /cm/ start taking part some parachutes to make them into makeshift ponchos, and put some barf bags over their shoes. "Alright, lets through the wetlands now!" The bulkiness of the parachute ponchos makes moving around in them a little difficult. /qst/ and /cm/ jump down into the wetlands, and the white-ish, milky water goes up to their thighs. It feels sticky, and moving through it is difficult. The weird smell only gets even more pungent.

"A-Alright /qst/, lets try and get through this area as fast as we can." /cm/ says, as he tries to move his legs through the sticky water. /qst/ and /cm/ slowly walk through the wetlands, until they notice that the water seems to be getting higher as they walk towards the direction of the spooky forest. /qst/ looks around and tries to see if there's any land that's poking out of the water, and thinks he sees a small landmass just barely poking above the water. However, it almost looks like the landmass is moving, because things keep moving in and out of the water near and on it, but it's hard to make out what they look like. /qst/ looks around some more, and it looks like the more direct path to the forest just has the water get deeper and deeper. What will you do?

>Move towards the landmass
>Keep going straight through the wetlands, into the deeper water
>Head back to the plane
>Write in
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>>3736558
>Head back to the plane
And >>3736552
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>>3736558
>Head back to the plane
these shotas are going to be raped at this rate
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>>3736558
>>Move towards the landmass
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>>3736558
>>3736572
>>3736574
"I don't think we're well prepared enough for this. And it's starting to get really dark, too. We should head ba-" /qst/ suddenly stops talking once he feels something brushing up against his legs. "D-did... Did you feel that too, /cm/?"

"Yeah... I think we should run!" /cm/ and /qst/ attempt to run back to the plane, but the sticky water and the bulky ponchos make it hard to move quickly. /qst/ trips, and falls face first into the liquid. /qst/ struggles to get out of it, and /cm/ runs back to help lift him out of the water. As /qst/ stands back up and coughs up some of the liquid, /cm/ gets grabbed by something under the water and starts getting dragged away! "/qst/! HELP!" /cm/ screams, as he tries to struggle against the mysterious thing's grip.

"Oh no! What do I do?!" /qst/ says to himself.

>Chase after /cm/ and try to save him!
>Throw your sword and hope /cm/ grabs it or it hits the unknown creature
>Run back to the plane
>Write in
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>>3736606
>Tie rope to tree and throw rope
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>>3736606
>Chase after /cm/ and try to save him!
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>>3736606
>>Throw your sword and hope /cm/ grabs it or it hits the unknown creature
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>>3736606
>>3736612
>>3736613
/qst/ thinks fast, and decides to try and tie the rope he has around a tree or something, but there's nothing around to tie it too, the wetlands are mostly flat! /qst/ decides that it would be best to make a lasso and try to grab /cm/ with it while chasing him. /qst/ quickly ties the rope into a lasso while moving as fast as he can towards /cm/. However, the monster dragging /cm/ is faster and /qst/ has a hard time keeping up, and /cm/ only gets dragged farther and farther away into the darkness. /qst/ finishes the lasso, and uses all the might he has to throw it at /cm/! /cm/ just barely grabs onto it, and /qst/ tries to pull /cm/ towards him and hold his ground. But the force of the creature dragging /cm/ is stronger than /qst/, so /qst/ just gets pulled and dragged across the water, hanging on as tight as he can.

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To be continued tomorrow at 8PM PST. As always, thanks for playing!
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>>3736649
R.I.P. their anal virginity.
see ya tomorrow OP
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>>3736649
Nite! You're doing awesome!
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>>3736656
Thanks anons. Have some more cute /qst/ and /cm/ art. Shame board-tan art is so rare these days.
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>>3736649
/qst/ tries his best to get back on his feet, but the speed that he's being dragged makes it impossible. /qst/ can barely keep his head above the water, and then suddenly, /qst/ is plunged deep under the water! /qst/ can't see through the murky water, but he can feel the rope being pulled deeper and deeper down into the depths. /qst/ holds his breath, but he doesn't know how much longer he can go without having to gasp for air. "Should I... Let go?" /qst/ thinks, as he gets pulled deeper. "No... /cm/'s hanging on to the rope, he expects me to save him! But..."

>Keep hanging on, we have to save /cm/!
>Let go and attempt to swim back to the surface.
>Write in
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>>3738640
>climb down the rope and cut tentacle off
>then have /cm/ use TAKE IT BOY and throw ponchos on monster to blind it.
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>>3738671
Also scream for Bane!
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>>3738671
Seconding this.
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>>3736686
CUTE
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>>3738671
You can also motion the TAKE IT BOY move to get the message across.
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>>3738640
>>3738671
>>3738678
>>3738681
"No... I can't leave /cm/ behind! Ever!" /qst/ starts climbing down the rope while holding his breath. /qst/ is startled when his hand ends up touching something fleshy, but he quickly realizes it's /cm/'s arm! He can just barely make out /cm/'s outline through the murky water. /qst/ tries to motion /cm/ to do TAKE IT BOY, but the water is too murky for /cm/ to see! /qst/ then decides he has to cut off the tentacle himself. /qst/ grabs /cm/ closer to himself, and feels around until he touches the tentacle. /qst/ takes out his sword, and gives it the hardest hit he can muster! The sword cuts through the tentacle like butter, stopping /qst/ and /cm/'s sudden decent. /qst/ almost yells in victory, but then remembers that he's underwater, and starts swimming to the surface as fast as he can!

/cm/ follows under /qst/, and after what feels like a eternity of swimming, the two reach the surface, and they both gasp loudly to fill their lungs with as much air as they can. The two slowly swim over to a place where the water is more shallow so they can stand, and take a minute just to sit down and breathe.

"/qst/... T-Thank you!" /cm/ breaks down in tears and hugs /qst/ tight, almost making it hard for /qst/ to breathe. But /qst/ doesn't mind, and hugs /cm/ right back.

"Don't worry, we're fine no-" /qst/ gets interrupted by the monster suddenly rising from the water with a large splash, and /qst/ and /cm/ finally get a good look at it. It looks like a giant mass of tentacles, constantly moving and failing around. The monster notices /qst/ and /cm/, and prepares to grab them again!

>Throw off the ponchos and run!
>Stand our ground and fight!
>Write in
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>>3738722
>Stand our ground and fight!
>>tell /cm/ to use TAKE IT BOY
then
>Throw off the ponchos and run!
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>>3738726
This and scream for Bane!
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>>3738726
support
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>>3738722
>>3738726
>>3738730
>>3738751
"/cm/! Use TAKE IT BOY, and then throw off the poncho and run to the plane!" /qst/ yells, getting ready to run himself.

"Got it! Time to show this beast who's the true boss around here! TAKE IT BOY!" /cm/ waves around his wand, and summons the power of Aniki to hit the monster with a blast of magic! The magic hits the monster and stuns it! /cm/ throws off the poncho and runs towards the plane with /qst/. It's still hard to move through the sticky water, but without the ponchos it's a little bit easier.

"BANE! START THE JET!" /qst/ yells, as he runs towards the jet. The two reach the plane, and [r9k] pulls them up through the door, and bane starts the jet, and takes off.

"Goddammit, you got me all covered in this... stuff!" [r9k] says, trying to brush off the white, sticky water off of him.

"Sorry, but we just barely made it out alive..." /qst/ says, now just realizing how him and /cm/ are absolutely soaked and covered in the white, sticky water. "I... Want to take a bath..."

"Me too, /qst/." /cm/ says, as he hugs /qst/.

>Fly back to the mansion for the night
>Stay in the plane for the night
>Write in
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>>3738761
>Fly back to the mansion for the night
Should we tell the others about /pol/ and /tv/'s deaths?
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>>3738761
>Fly back to the mansion for tonight
>>3738766
Yes! Tell everyone /pol/'s killer killed /tv/ and everyone else we murdered!
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>>3738761
>>Stay in the plane for the night
we still have to find /x/
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>>3738781
let's do it tomorrow. we are at the disadvantage in this fight
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>>3738766
>>3738778
"Lets go back to the mansion and get all of this stuff off of us..." says /qst/, sounding like he's about to fall asleep.

"Alright Bane, get us the hell out of here." says [r9k]. The jet flies in the direction of the mansion, and lands right next to it. The party leaves the jet, and head into the mansion. "Well, I'm going to bed." says [r9k]. "See you two tomorrow." [r9k] waves and walks down the hall to his room.

"Alright /qst/, guess it's time for us to go get clean. I'll see you in the morning." /cm/ says, and then he lets out a yawn.

>Say "Alright, goodnight!" and go take a bath to clean off the sticky water
>"What do you mean, we can have a bath together!"
>Write in
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>>3738809
>"What do you mean, we can have a bath together!"
I have the feeling that the QM is a shotacon :^)
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>>3738809
>>Say "Alright, goodnight!" and go take a bath to clean off the sticky water


>>3738820
RRREEEE not on my Christian Minecraft server
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>>3738820
>>3738844
Support
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>>3738809
>>3738854
Not my fault you guys picked the faggot options earlier in the quest

"What do you mean, we can have a bath together!" says /qst/.

"A-Alright, lets go." /cm/ says, blushing. The two head to the mansion showerroom, which has multiple baths and showers. /qst/ and /cm/ grab some towels and put their clothes into a washing machine, and /qst/ turns on the water for one of the baths. /cm/ covers himself with a towel and looks embarrassed. The two wait while the bath fills up with water, and then /qst/ slides down into the warm, relaxing bathwater.

"Ahhh... Come on in, /cm/!" /qst/ says, while sitting against the wall of the bath. "The water feels really nice!"

"Alright..." /cm/ slips into the water and puts his towel on the edge of the bath, but he still covers himself with his hands. /qst/ takes some soap and scrubs all of the white gunk off of him, turning the bath's water more white.

"Here, I'll wash your back!" /qst/ says, as he stands up and walks over to /cm/.

"Okay..." /cm/ turns around, and /qst/ takes the soap and washes /cm/'s back.

The two wash themselves and each other's backs in the pool until they're squeaky clean, and then both take a towel and try themselves out of the bath.

"Alright, now I should get to bed. Our clothes should be clean in the morning" /cm/ says, wrapping a towel around his waist.

>"Alright, goodnight."
>"You can come sleep with me again!"
>Write in
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>>3738858
>>"Alright, goodnight."
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3738858
>"Alright, goodnight."
/y/ must be worried about /cm/ after not seeing him for days
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>>3738858
>Alright, good night!
Not actually into that stuff. I didn't want to make you feel bad.
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>>3738858
>>3738870
>>3738874
>>3738886
"Alright, goodnight!" /qst/-tan says, as he waves goodbye to /cm/, making his towel fall to the ground and /cm/ blush.

"Goodnight!" /cm/ says, as he leaves the showerroom. /qst/ hangs up his wet towel then walks over to his room, and flops down onto his bed, and falls asleep almost instantly.

Morning comes, and /qst/ slowly stretches and gets out of bed. /qst/ looks around for his clothes, but then remembers that they're in the washing machine, so /qst/ leaves to go head over there. Once he walks into the showerroom, he finds /cm/ putting on his newly clean clothes. "Oh, hey /qst/!" /cm/ says, as he hands /qst/'s clothes over to him, trying to avoid looking at /qst/'s body. "Our clothes are all clean now. Lets make sure we're properly prepared this time, alright? Also, [r9k]'s already waiting in the jet." The two of them walk out into the main hall, and wonder what to do next.

>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
>Head to the jet to fly back to the /d/egenerate wetlands
>Go train at /fit/'s gym
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Write in

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>>3738886
If you've read /qst/-tan quest 1 from a few years ago you would know I have no issue writing stuff like that, I'm just fucking with you. If I truly didn't want to write that I wouldn't include the option.
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>>3738886
the original quest was even gayer and lewder
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/297092/#q306590
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/297092/#q307102

>>3738895
>Go train at /fit/'s gym
then
>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
we should ask /y/ if he has something that can protect our butts from the tentacles
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>Go see /d/ for advice
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>>3738901
Change to this.
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>>3738903
I feel like the monster that attacked us last night was /d/
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>>3738906
She may want some /ss/.
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>>3738901
support
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>>3738908
maybe, but it's still /d/ who we're talking about, so let's be careful not to end up like in pic related
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>>3738895
>>3738901
>>3738905
>>3738916
"We need to train. We won't be able defeat that monster unless we're stronger! To the gym we go!" /qst/ and /cm/ run off to the gym, where they find /fit/ and /asp/ training again, along with some other random buff men.

"Oh hey, it's you two!" /fit/-tan says. "I went to the lockerroom, and got some more equipment. Ricardo's running the place well over there, you should go visit when you have the time."

/qst/ and /cm/ look around at all of the machines, and wonder about which one they should use.

(Pick an option for /qst/ and /cm/, it doesn't have to be the same one for both)
>Train on the treadmill (+1 speed)
>Use a punching bag (+1 skill)
>Lift weights (+1 attack)
>Do push-ups (+1 defense)
>Watch some "invigorating" tapes of Aniki (+1 magic)
>Use the torture machine (+1 resistance)

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>>3738908
>tentacle monster attacks with tentacles everywhere and no other defining features
>"maybe she wants to /ss/"
Uh, I don't think it counts as /ss/ if it's tentacle rape.
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>>3738924
>Train on the treadmill (+1 speed)
last night the monster was faster than us because the weird water slowed us down. we need to compensate this
how does "skill" work by the way?
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>>3738926
Support
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>>3738924
>>Watch some "invigorating" tapes of Aniki (+1 magic)
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>>3738926
Skill is accuracy, the way combat works is that a d20 is rolled, and then the attacker's skill stat is added to the final roll and the enemy's speed stat is subtracted from the final roll. Rolling a 1 or lower is a miss, rolling a 20 or higher is a crit.

Also you can choose different activities for both /qst/ and /cm/, it doesn't have to be the ones (You could have /qst/ training speed, and /cm/ training magic)
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>>3738932
oh, ok. In that case let's increase /cm/'s skill with the punching bag and /qst/'s speed with the treadmill
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>>3738937
Change
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>>3738924
>>3738937
>>3738945
"Alright, I'll train my speed, while you train your skill, /cm/!" /qst/ says, as he jumps on a treadmill.

"Got it!" /cm/ starts punching a punching bag, and working on his accuracy. The two train for about half an hour, and stop when they start feeling tired.

/qst/ got +1 speed!
/cm/ got +1 skill!

The two leave the gym. "What now, /qst/?"

>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
>Head to the jet to fly back to the /d/egenerate wetlands
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Write in
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>>3738954
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
then
>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
maybe /qa/ knows about the tentacle monster and how to deal with it
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>>3738959
This and ask /y/ too.
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>>3738954
>>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
/k/
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>>3738954
>>3738959
>>3738961
>>3738963
"Lets go ask /qa/ and /y/ about the tentacle monster." says /qst/, and the two make their way to /qa/'s office. They find /qa/ standing right outside his office, holding a stack of papers.

"Hi, /qst/! Got anymore questions?" says /qa/, trying to balance the stack of papers he's holding.

"Yes, do you know anything about the tentacle monster in the /d/egenerate wetlands?"

"Oh, you ran into one of those? Nasty things, aren't they? Legends say that they're actually anons that slowly mutated from the amount of pure degeneracy in the area. Some also say that /d/-tan may have used some magic on them to transform them, but either story could be true. Speaking of /d/-tan, she should be in that area, she hasn't been to the mansion in a while. She should be friendly to you guys, hopefully. Anything else?"

"Nope, thanks for the answer!" /qst/ and /cm/ then start walking over to /y/'s room. /cm/ enters the room, and gets /y/ to come out.

"Ah, you two need something from me?" /y/ says.

"Yes, do you have anything that could protect us from the tentacle monster at the /d/egenerate wetlands?"

"I'm afraid not. Stuff like that isn't exactly my forte. If you wanted to know how to defeat a leatherman though... Oh wait, you already did that. Sorry I can't be of much use. See you two darlings later." /y/ winks and goes back into his room

"Alright, to /k/'s store next." /qst/ says.

(continues)
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>>3738976
well, fuck. does anyone know where to find /h/? she must have experience dealing with dicks, tentacles and attempted rape
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>>3738976
/qst/ and /cm/ enter /k/'s store, and he greets them from behind the counter. "Hey, welcome! I haven't gotten any new weapons, but feel free to buy anything you want."

/qst/ and /cm/ look around at the wares and count their money. ($55)

>Metal Sword (+4 attack) $65
>Metal Shield (+4 defense) $65
>Doujin of cute boys (+4 Magic) $60
>Extra long and floppy "wand" (+2 attack, +3 magic) $65

"Oh... Wait, we can't afford anything..." /qst/ says. "Alright, I guess we should get going back to the /d/egenerate wetlands, right?" /qst/ and /cm/ start to leave the mansion, but they see /y/ running towards them!

"Hey! I actually do have something that can help you. Take these two wetsuits, they should protect you and your clothes so you won't get soaked from the water there." /y/ hands /qst/ and /cm/ each a wetsuit in their size. "Take care!" /y/ leaves and walks back into the mansion. /qst/ and /cm/ put the wetsuits over their normal equipment. They do feel a bit tight, but they are easier to move around in than the ponchos they made.

"Alright, should we get going, /qst/?" /cm/ says, doing some stretches to try and break in his wetsuit.

>Take the jet and fly to the /d/egenerate wetlands again
>Do something else at the mansion
>Write in
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>>3738991
>>Take the jet and fly to the /d/egenerate wetlands again
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>>3738991
how many supplies do we have, and why did /y/ have child-sized wetsuits?
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>>3738991
>>3738995
"Yes, lets" /qst/ says, and the two enter the jet and find [r9k] sitting in there waiting for them.

"Took you two long enough. Are both of you ready this time? Try not to get yourselves killed this time, please." [r9k] says.

"We're more prepared now. Don't worry, we'll be fine!" /qst/ says. "Bane, start the plane!"

"Of courshe!" The jet takes off, and once again lands at the /d/egenerate wetlands. "Good luck!" Bane says from the cockpit as /qst/ and /cm/ jump back down into the wetlands. The wetsuits protect their clothes and themselves from the sticky water, and make it slightly easier to move around in it.

"Alright, now that it's bright day time, we shouldn't have to worry about that monster sneaking up on us." says /cm/. "But still, keep an eye on the water."

"Aye." The two continue through the wetlands, but see no trace of the monster that attacked them before. The wetlands seem completely empty. "Where did it go? Maybe it only comes out at night?" /qst/ says, as he pokes the muddy ground with his sword.

"Maybe. Anyway, we should be carefu-" /cm/ is interrupted by the ground falling out from under them, making them fall down into an underground cave! "Ouch! Are you okay, /qst/?" /cm/ says, as he gets up and looks around.

"Yeah... Just got a little shocked, that's all."

"Good. Wouldn't want you two getting hurt." /qst/ and /cm/ look around to try and figure out where the voice came from, and see a shadowy figure walking towards them. "Now, will you reconsider my deal, once again, /qst/?

(Continues)
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>>3739010
The man walks out of the shadows and shows himself. It's Todd Howard.

"Not you again!" says /cm/. "The answer will always be no, right /qst/?"

"Yeah! Lets just get this over with already!"

"Hah, I knew you would answer that way. I've given up on trying to get you to buy my games yourself, so I'm going to force you to buy and play them after I beat the shit out of you!" Todd tears off his shirt, and revealing his toned muscles! "I've been training. I won't go down so easily this time." Todd lunges at /qst/ and /cm/!

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To be continued tomorrow at 7PM. Thanks for playing!

>>3738997
We have one healing drink and one mana drink. As for the wetsuits, some questions are better left unanswered.
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>>3739016
Fuck, just when I was going to suggest that we convince giga Todd to join our team in exchange for buying his game. I guess I'll have to leave this for tomorrow. Good night/day OP.
>We have one healing drink and one mana drin
Fuck.
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>>3739016
Good night
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>>3739016
STANDING HERE
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>>3739016
-BATTLE!-
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6AuvA-tl3Y

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 3
16/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 10/10
MP: 8/8

ENEMY:
Todd Howard
HP: 35/35

"I'm not messing around this time. You two kids WILL buy my games. All of them. Every single one. But not before I test out the results of my training on you!"

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for both /qst/ and /cm/)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3741278
>>ATTACK
>>ATTACK
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>>3741278
>>ATTACK
>>ATTACK
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>>3741278
>>3741295
>>3741306
"Lets just do some normal attacks /cm/, this guy is nothing!" /qst/ takes a swing, and rolls a 1 (-1), and misses! "Dang it! How could I miss?!"

"Hah, that's what you get for being cocky, you little shit!"

"Don't insult /qst/!" /cm/ yells as he prepares to hit Todd with his "wand", rolling a 2 (-1), also missing! "What?! Today just isn't our day!"

"Lets see if you can handle this!" Todd dashes at /cm/, and prepares a punch! Todd rolls a 15 (+0), and hits /cm/ for 4 damage!

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 3
16/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 6/10
MP: 8/8

ENEMY:
Todd Howard
HP: 35/35

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for both /qst/ and /cm/)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3741346
>/qst/-tan DEFEND
>/cm/-tan heal
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>>3741366
support
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>>3741346
>>3741366
>>3741374
"Heal yourself, /cm/!" /qst/-tan says, as he starts defending.

/cm/ casts heal on himself, fully healing the damage he had!

Todd goes for another punch at /cm/, and rolls a 6 (+0), dealing 4 damage!

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 3
16/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 6/10
MP: 7/8

ENEMY:
Todd Howard
HP: 35/35

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for both /qst/ and /cm/)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3741403
>/qst/-tan Protect /cm/ and say ME: A is better than Fallout 76
>/cm/-tan heal
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>>3741403
>>ATTACK
>/cm/-tan heal
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>>3741403
>/qst/: [ABILITY] PROTECT
>/cm/: [MAGIC] TAKE IT BOY

>>3741413
/cm/ is already healed
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>>3741415
disregard that, I'm blind and stupid
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>>3741403
>>3741413
/qst/ defends /cm/ and says "ME: A is better than Fallout 76!"

"BETHESDA WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN BIOWARE YOU STUPID PUNK!" Todd is enraged, and starts targeting /qst/! Todd rolls a 7 (-1), and deals 1 damage to /qst/!

/cm/ casts heal, and heals himself fully!

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 3
15/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 10/10
MP: 6/8

ENEMY:
Todd Howard
HP: 35/35

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for both /qst/ and /cm/)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3741443
>/qst/: ATTACK
>/cm/: [MAGIC] TAKE IT BOY
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>>3741443
>/qst/: ATTACK and say you much prefer JRPGs
>/cm/: [MAGIC] TAKE IT BOY
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>>3741467
support
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>>3741443
>>3741451
>>3741467
"Japanese RPGs are better!" /qst/ yells as he prepares to hit Todd, and he rolls a 7 (-1), dealing 5 damage!

"How can Japanese RPGs be better, when they were inspired by Western RPGs!?" Todd attacks /qst/, and rolls a 13 (-1), dealing 1 damage to /qst/!

/cm/ prepares to cast TAKE IT BOY, and rolls a 4 (-1), hitting an dealing 8 damage, but it doesn't stun Todd!

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 3
14/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 10/10
MP: 3/8

ENEMY:
Todd Howard
HP: 22/35

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for both /qst/ and /cm/)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3741478
>/qst/: ATTACK and say you are a desperate dumbass for ripping off Fortnite
>/cm/: [MAGIC] TAKE IT BOY
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>>3741478
>ATTACK for both
bad rolls today
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>>3741478
>>ATTACK say "The PT demo was a better game that Fallout 4"

>/cm/: [MAGIC] TAKE IT BOY
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>>3741487
Say this too! This is good!
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>>3741478
can we just buy him a fucking game and continue? at this rate we will not have enough energy to find /x/ and/or /d/
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>>3741489
Fuck off Todd.
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>>3741493
JUST BUY MY FUCKING GAMES
YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELVES
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>>3741498
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>>3741478
>>3741484
>>3741487
"The PT demo was a better game than Fallout 4!" /qst/ attacks, and rolls a 4 (-1), hitting a dealing 5 damage!

"Your petty insults are tiring. Just shut up and fight!" Todd attacks /qst/, and rolls a 4 (-1), dealing 1 damage!

/cm/ casts TAKE IT BOY!, and rolls a 7 (-1), hitting and dealing 8 damage! Todd doesn't get stunned!

"Hmph. Guess you think I'm going to lose now, huh? Well, I was in the chess club. I know how to turn a bad situation into a good one. Time for checkmate!"

Todd looks like he's charging some sort of final attack!

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 3
13/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 10/10
MP: 0/8

ENEMY:
Todd Howard
HP: 9/35

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for both /qst/ and /cm/)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3741502
THAT'S IT
NO MORE FRIENDLY TODD
ONLY DEATH
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>>3741505
>Both DEFEND to have him waste his final attack
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>>3741505
>>3741506
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ATTACK<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YOU KNOW
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>>3741505
>Todd Howard uses Restoration
You aren't gonna get away from me so easily.
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>>3741518
Tie! Change to our own final attack!
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This is your last chance. Buy my games or 4chan goes down FOREVER.
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>>3741505
>>3741518
"See this finisher? You're going to get hit by it! /cm/, get ready!" /qst/ and /cm/ dash towards Todd, and both of them jump up, and hit Todd right in the head with their weapons! Todd is sent flying, and hits a cave wall! Todd is defeated!

"D-Damn... Even my attempt to shut down 4chan didn't work..."

-VICTORY!-
/qst/ and /cm/ gained 15 EXP!
$20 obtained!

(Continues)

Fucking hiro, fix your servers
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I'LL COME BACK, AND WHEN I DO, YOU WILL PAY (FOR MY GAMES)
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>>3741551
"Yes! We did it! Now leave us alone you creep!" says /cm/.

Todd gets up, and laughs. "Ha! You may have defeated me now, but I will make you buy my games next time." Todd jumps out of the cave, and out of sight.

"He just doesn't die, does he?" says /qst/. "Guess we should try and get out of here, huh? This cave does head in the direction of the spooky forest though, and it looks drier in here."

>Continue through the caves
>Use the rope to climb out of the caves and back up to the wetlands
>Write in
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>>3741559
>this jpg
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>>3741564
do we have anything that can be used to illuminate the cave?
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>>3741564
>>3741570
If that's true:
>Continue through the caves
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>>3741564
>>3741570
>>3741574
"Do we have anything that could illuminate the cave?" says /qst/, looking through his items.

"Well, I could try and use some magic to make some light. But I'm all out of juice, so it probably won't be very bright." /cm/ waves his wand around, and the tip of it starts emitting a faint light. It isn't bright, but it would be enough to see where the party is going in the caves.

"That should be fine. Lets go!" The party continues through the caves, and find them to be completely empty. The cave walls and floor feel slippery, and /qst/ and /cm/ almost slip a few times walking through it. The two of them reach a fork in the caves, with a cave heading upward and a cave that continues straight on. Some light can be seen at the end of the cave that goes up.

>Take the cave that goes up
>Take the cave that continues straight on
>Head back to the place where /qst/ and /cm/ fell down and climb out of the cave there
>Write in
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>>3741591
>Take the cave that goes up
a misterious light is better than no light
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>>3741591
>Take the cave that goes up
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>>3741591
>>3741593
>>3741594
"Lets take this cave." says /qst/, as he walks up the cave that goes up. The light gets brighter and brighter as the party climbs up, and eventually the party pushes through some brush covering the cave exit and find themselves on the edge of the spooky forest. "Great, we found a shortcut! Now we won't have to walk through the wetlands. Guess we can take off these wetsuits for now." /qst/ and /cm/ remove their wetsuits, and put them into their bag. The party looks around the edge of the spooky woods, and notices a path, and it looks like it has some worn footprints.

>Take the path through the spooky forest
>Have /cm/ climb a tree and scout out the surrounding area
>Sneak through the brush and avoid the path
>Write in
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>>3741617
>Have /cm/ climb a tree and scout out the surrounding area
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>>3741617
>Have /cm/ climb a tree and scout out the surrounding area
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>>3741617
>>3741621
>>3741623
"/cm/, climb up a tree and tell me what you can see!" /cm/ starts climbing one of the nearby trees, and once he gets to the top he starts shouting back down at /qst/. "I can't see through the canopy, it's just an endless sea of trees." /cm/ climbs down the tree. "It'll probably get a little dark in there, even though it's day. The trees completely block out the sky." /qst/ and /cm/ look up at the canopy of trees. The trees are all made of a dark-looking wood, and the whole forest has an unsettling air to it. only tiny rays of light seem to pierce through the canopy, but since it's day time, the forest should be easy enough to travel through.

>Take the path through the spooky forest
>Sneak through the brush and avoid the path
>Write in
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>>3741643
>Take the path through the spooky forest
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>>3741643
spooky forest, and let's follow the footprints
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>>3741643
>>3741652
>>3741661
"Lets just follow the path, these footprints are probably /x/'s." /qst/ and /cm/ go down the path, and the forest slowly gets darker and darker. /cm/ starts slowly getting closer and closer to /qst/ the farther they go into the forest, and eventually starts hanging on to /qst/'s arm. Strange, muffled sounds can be heard occasionally through the walls of trees and brush, and /cm/ seems to shake a little whenever there's a noise nearby.

>Head pat and comfort /cm/ and say it's going to be alright
>Scare /cm/ for our own amusement
>Just continue down the path
>Write in
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>>3741682
>Head pat and comfort /cm/ and say it's going to be alright
And hold his hand.
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>>3741682
giv headpats
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>>3741682
>>Head pat and comfort /cm/ and say it's going to be alright
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>>3741682
>>3741684
>>3741685
>>3741686
/qst/ pulls /cm/ closer to him and starts patting his head. "Don't worry, it's going to be alright. I'll protect you." /cm/ blushes and purrs from /qst/'s comforting touch. /qst/ then starts holding one of /cm/'s hands.

"W-wait /qst/, we're blue boards!"

"Huh? Why wouldn't this be okay?" /qst/ keeps his grip on /cm/'s hand, and /cm/ doesn't fight it and continues walking with /qst/. /qst/'s attempts at comforting /cm/ work, and he is no longer easily scared by the forest.

Eventually, the party finds that the footprints lead off the path. It's harder to tell where they are, but they could still be followed if the party diverges from the path. What will you do?

>Follow the footprints
>Follow the path
>Head back
>Write in
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>>3741703
>Follow the footprints
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>>3741703
f-follow the footprints
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>>3741703
>>3741707
>>3741710
"Lets follow the footprints. We'll have to be careful now, /cm/. Remember I'll always be here to protect you."

"I know. I'll never be scared with you around, /qst/." The two of them go through some brush and follow the footprints, doing their best to try and not make any noise while holding hands.

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To be continued tomorrow at 7PM PST. Sorry for ending it a little early, but I have a bit of a headache and want some sleep. Thanks for playing!
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>>3741721
Good night!
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>>3741721
It' s okay. Have a good rest.
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>>3741723
>>3741730
Thanks, have some more old cute /qst/ and /cm/ art.
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>>3741721
Sneaking through the thick trees and large bushes while trying to keep track of the footprints is difficult for /qst/ and /cm/. However, the party manages to keep track of them until they reach a small clearing. "Hey look, /qst/. These tracks go off in two different directions! And one of them seems to be a large pack of people, judging from the amount of prints." /qst/ looks at the tracks, and sees that one track appears to be the footprints of one person continuing through the forest, while another seems to be a group of people. "Listen... You can hear some voices coming from the direction of these tracks!" /qst/ listens, and hears faint voices. "What should we do, /qst/?" whispers /cm/.

>Follow the lone tracks
>Follow the pack of tracks that leads to some voices
>Head back to the path
>Write in
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>>3743479
>Follow the pack of tracks that leads to some voices
>listen if they sound like /x/ at all
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>>3743479
>>3743493
"Lets follow the voices." /qst/ whispers. The two of the quietly follow the pack of footprints, and the voices slowly get louder. They all sound male, so they're probably not /x/-tan. As the party gets closer, /qst/ and /cm/ can see what looks like a circle of anons, some of them holding torches, illuminating the area around them. It's hard to make out what they're saying without moving closer.

>Move closer and listen in on the anons
>Walk up to them and ask what they're doing
>Head back to the clearing and follow the lone tracks
>Write in
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>>3743575
>Move closer and listen in on the anons
>drink mana drink
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>>3743575
>>3743583
"Here, drink this and lets listen in." /qst/ hands /cm/ the mana drink and /cm/ drinks it, restoring 5 MP! /qst/ and /cm/ slowly move closer to the anons, and hide in a bush. They're able to make out some of what the anons are saying.

".... God, I'm so fucking horny and lonely. Can we summon this succubus any faster?"

"Hey, I'm getting first dibs on her first. Anyway, shut up and keep chanting."

"How do we know if this will even work? Last time some anons went out here I heard they became skinwalkers."

"Don't worry, my Jackie Chan tulpa will let me fight off any skinwalkers."

"Shut up, please. Just chant."

"I hope we get a cute and funny one..."

The anons start chanting, but it seems nothing's happening. "Well, this is pathetic. What should we do, /qst/?" /cm/ whispers.

>Walk up and talk to them
>See if they left anything out that we can steal
>Head back to the clearing and follow the lone tracks
>Write in
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>>3743631
>See if they left anything out that we can steal
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>>3743631
>>3743662
"Hey, these anons are so focused on their summoning ritual that we could probably steal any stuff they've left out." whispers /qst/. "Lets sneak around and see if there's anything we can steal." /qst/ and /cm/ slowly circle around the group of anons, and find some unopened Monster drinks, along with a bag much closer to the group. Stealing the drinks would be easy, but the bag may get the party noticed.

"Well /qst/, which one of us should go grab that stuff?" whispers /cm/.

>Have /qst/ take the monster drinks
>Have /qst/ take the monster drinks and bag
>Have /cm/ take the monster drinks
>Have /cm/ take the monster drinks and bag
>Write in
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>>3743711
>Have /qst/ take the monster drinks
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>>3743711
>>3743729
"I'll go for the drinks." /qst/ slowly sneaks towards the monster drinks, careful to not to make any noise. He grabs the two monster cans, and slowly heads back into the bushes. "Nice, we got a healing and magic monster drink!"

"Alright, what now?" /cm/ whispers.

>Have /qst/ take the bag
>Have /cm/ take the bag
>Walk up and talk to the anons
>Head back to the clearing and follow the lone tracks
>Write in
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>>3743767
>Have /qst/ take the bag
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>>3743767
>>3743775
"Alright, I'm going for the bag now. You stay back here!" /qst/ once again leaves the bushes and starts sneaking towards the bag. The bag is right behind some anon's legs, so /qst/ tries his best to grab the bag without causing a disturbance. But suddenly, there's a explosion in the middle of the circle of anons, sending some of them flying backwards, and covering the clearing with smoke!

"*cough* FUCK! Goddammit, who was fucking up the incantation? Or maybe it was the materials for the summoning circle." says one of the anons.

"Welp, another failed attemp- WAIT, I THINK WE SUMMONED ONE!" /qst/ starts trying to get up, but someone grabs him! "FUCK YEAH, WE GOT A CUTE AND FUNNY ONE!" The anon starts taking off /qst/'s armor and clothes! "GODDAMMIT, WE GOT AN INCUBUS!"

"Naw dude, it's just one of those succubi (male). We can still fuck it!"

"Yeah, not touching this one. I wanted a big boobed succubus, not this trap shit."

"Oh well, more for us and my Jackie Chan tulpa!" Three of the anons start trying to hold down /qst/!

>Struggle and attempt to beat up the anons
>Scream for /cm/ to help
>Say you're not a succubus
>Write in
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>>3743846
>Say you're not a succubus
If that doesn't work.
>Scream for /cm/ to help
>Struggle and attempt to beat up the anons
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>>3743872
"I-I'm not a sucky-bus! Let me go!" /qst/ yells as he tries to struggle against the anon's grip.

"That's something a succubus would say!" The anons don't stop trying to hold /qst/ down.

"/cm/, help me!" /qst/ starts fighting even harder, doing his best to punch and kick the anons attempting to grab him. Suddenly, from the bushes, a low, ominous voice can be heard.

Anooooonnnsss...... Anoonnnnnnnssss... over here.....

"SKINWALKER! FUCKING RUN!" All of the anons panic and start running around in different directions, pushing each other and they try to desperately get out of the clearing. /qst/ just covers himself, hoping that he doesn't get trampled by the panicking anons. Eventually, all of them leave the clearing, leaving behind the bag and /qst/'s clothes. /cm/ runs out of the bushes and hugs /qst/.

"Sorry! But that was the best idea I could think of, you're not hurt, are you?" /cm/ checks /qst/'s body for injuries, but he's okay. "Alright, you should get your clothes back on and we should take the bag." As /qst/ puts his clothes and armor back on, /cm/ takes the bag and starts looking through it. "Hey, look what's in he-"

/qst/........ /cm/.........

>RUN!
>Stay in the clearing
>Write in
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>>3743917
>RUN! But to the single track path.
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>>3743917
>RUN MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>3743917
>>3743926
>>3743945
"RUN!" /qst/ yells, and /cm/ scrambles to pick up the bag as the two of them run back to the clearing. The two of them take a moment to catch their breath.

"Alright, here's what's in the bag." /cm/ opens it up, and finds a cheap-looking katana, and a guide to summoning succubi and other demons. "Hey wait, upon closer inspection... This bag has [r9k]'s name on it! What were those anons doing with [r9k]'s bag?"

"That's weird, we should give it back to him when we see him. Anyway, lets follow this single track path, maybe /x/ is this way." The party follow the single track path, constantly watching their backs and listening in case whatever called their names decided to follow them. /qst/ and /cm/ find that the tracks lead to another clearing, and they see a lone girl sitting in the middle of it.

>Go up to the girl and talk to them
>Hide, and wait in the bushes
>Write in
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>>3743986
>Hide, and wait in the bushes
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>>3743986
>Hide, and wait in the bushes
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>>3743986
>>3743990
>>3743995
/qst/ and /cm/ hide in the bushes, and just watch the girl. After a while she stands up, and looks towards the area /qst/ and /cm/ are hiding. "I know you're hiding in there, just come on out." Now that /qst/ and /cm/ can get a good look at her, they realize it's /x/-tan!

"Oh, there you are!" /qst/ walks out of the bushes. "We've been looking for you. Do you know how to revive a dead body?"

"So, you require a resurrection? It is simple enough, but I will need to head back to my room at the mansion to revive them. Who is it you need revived?"

"/pol/-tan, we found him dead in his palace! We need to revive him to find out what happened!"

"Don't talk so loud, or the skinwalkers will hear. I shall head back to the mansion myself. I cannot trust you two, since you may be skinwalkers, but if I am able to meet back up at the mansion with you, then I can trust that you are not skinwalkers. See you at the mansion." Suddenly, /x/ mumbles a incantation under her breath, and she disappears!

"Alright, time to go back to the mansion, right /cm/? /cm/?" /qst/ looks behind him at the bush he and /cm/ were hiding in, and sees two /cm/s fighting each other! "Huh, what's going on!?" /qst/ runs over, and tries to break up the fight!

"Stop /qst/! That's a skinwalker! I'm the real /cm/!"

"No way! I'm the real /cm/! Don't trust that skinwalker!" The two /cm/s keep wrestling with each other, and make it impossible to tell which one is which! They both look identical, and /qst/ doesn't know what to do!

"Stop fighting! I'll decide which one of you is real!" The two of them stop fighting, and stand up, looking at /qst/. "Now, what do I do to tell which one is /cm/?" /qst/ thinks to himself.

>Ask one of them a question (write in)
>Do an action to try and get a reaction out of them (write in)
>Write in
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>>3744055
Rub the ears of each /cm/, if they react in the same way hold their hands. If that doesn't work either kiss their cheeks.
If everything fails search for more skinwalkers and start a /cm/ harem.
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>>3744055
>Ask one of them a question (write in)
Who's panties are these?
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You can roll a d2.
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>>3744055
>>3744062
>>3744064
"Alright, the both of you stand in the same place! I'm going to do some stuff and ask you some questions!" One /cm/ stands to the left, whom /qst/ decides to call "/cm/ 1" and the other one standing on the right "/cm/ 2". /qst/ walks up to both of them and scratches their ears, and both of them purr. /qst/ tries holding both of their hands, and /cm/ 1 shivers and blushes a bit when /qst/ touches their hand. /cm/ 2 blushes and smiles at /qst/. "Alright, time for the last thing!" /qst/ quicky kisses both of them on the cheek, and /cm/ 1 gasps and goes completely red in the face, while /cm/ 2 just blushes and looks even happier.

"Hmmmm.... Who's panties are these?" /qst/ takes off the undies from his helmet, and both of the /cm/'s say "Hey, those are my undies!"

>Ask one of them a question (write in)
>Do an action to try and get a reaction out of them (write in)
>Pick /cm/ 1 as the real /cm/-tan
>Pick /cm/ 2 as the real /cm/-tan
>Write in
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>>3744113
I'm still not convinced. Maybe making them kiss will give us more info.
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>>3744132
just kidding, /cm/ 1 is the real one
I wouldn't mind if they kissed tho
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>>3744113
>Pick /cm/ 1 as the real /cm/-tan
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>>3744113
>>3744132
>>3744139
>>3744154
"Alright, now the both of you, kiss!" says /qst/-tan.

"W-wait, /qst/, you can't reall-" /cm/-tan 1 gets cut off by /cm/ 2 grabbing him and going in for a kiss, but /qst/ takes this opportunity to attack /cm/-tan 2 before he can reach him!

"Hah! I knew it! Prepare to be defeated, skinwalker!" says /qst/, readying up for another attack!

"I knew you would pick me!" says the real /cm/-tan.

"No matter... I will enjoy making a meal of you two..."

-BATTLE!-
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvug9_xljlY

/qst/-tan: Level 3
13/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 10/10
MP: 5/8

ENEMY:
Skinwalker /cm/
HP: 24/30

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for both /qst/ and /cm/)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3744176
>/qst/ takes this opportunity to attack /cm/-tan 2 before he can reach him!
booo
>/qst/: attack, focus on his legs to slow him down
>/cm/: cuteness blast
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>>3744176
>/qst/ ATTACK the legs
>/cm/ cuteness blast
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>>3744176
>>3744184
>>3744186
/qst/ aims for the skinwalker's legs, and rolls a 16 (+0), which is a hit, and deals 6 damage to the skinwalker! The skinwalker gets slowed, lowering its speed by 1!

/cm/ prepares a cuteness blast, and rolls a 20 (+1), and lands a critical hit! The skinwalker takes 12 damage and wails in pain! "You're not even good enough to be my fake!" /cm/ yells.

Hah... Don't worry... I like food that fights back...

The skinwalker prepares a spell aimed at /cm/! The skinwalker rolls a 8 (-1) and hits /cm/ with a spell of dark magic for 2 damage!

/qst/-tan: Level 3
13/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 8/10
MP: 4/8

ENEMY:
Skinwalker /cm/
HP: 6/30

"We've got him on the ropes! Time for a finisher!" /qst/ jumps up into the air, and does a downward slash right onto the skinwalker, cutting it in half as it screams in pain! The skinwalker slowly disintegrates into the dust!

-VICTORY!-
/qst/ and /cm/ gained 15 experience points!

(Continues)
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>>3744217
"Yes! We did it!" /qst/ says, as he puts his sword away.

"Hey, /qst/. Thanks for knowing it was me." /cm/ says.

"Oh, well, I was just doing what any friend woul-" Suddenly, /qst/ is cut off by /cm/ going in for a quick kiss! Before /qst/ can even do anything, /cm/ stops after the smooch and walks away from /qst/.

"C-C'mon, lets get going." /cm/ says.

>"Yeah, lets go."
>"Wait, are you another skinwalker!?"
>"Hey, /cm/... I love you too."
>Write in
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>>3744230
>"Hey, /cm/... I love you too."
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>>3744230
lewd
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>>3744230
>>3744234
/qst/ catches up to /cm/. "Hey, /cm/... I love you too." /qst/ grabs /cm/'s hand, and the two of them walk back through the spooky forest with large smiles on their faces.

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To be continued tomorrow at 7PM PST. Thanks for playing!
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>>3744250
I swear this quest gets gayer everyday.
Not like I'm complaining.

See ya tomorrow, OP.
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Sleep well
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>>3744255
Still not as gay as that elf femboy quest going on right now. Have some more cute art of /qst/ and /cm/.
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>>3744250
/qst/ and /cm/ take the path out of the spooky woods, while happily chatting with each other. "Now that we got a katana for [r9k], he can join us! That'll be a big help!" says /qst/.

"I'm not too sure, you know how pathetic he is. But he did save us multiple times before, I just hope he can hold is own in combat." says /cm/. The two of them reach the edge of the spooky forest, and find that they have two options to get back to the jet.

>Take the shortcut through the underground cave
>Put on the wetsuits and go through the /d/egenerate wetlands
>Write in
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>>3745996
>Take the shortcut through the underground cave
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>>3745996
>>3746006
"Lets take the shortcut. I never want to go through those wetlands ever again!" says /qst/.

"I agree with you there. Careful when going down, those cave walls a slippery." /qst/ and /cm/ slowly descend into cave, but /qst/ slips and ends up falling down into the cave floor below! "/qst/, are you okay?" /cm/ quickly climbs down to help /qst/ up.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Lets keep going, don't worry about me." /qst/ says, as he rubs the spot where he landed. "Can you make some light please?

"Oh, right!" /cm/ casts a spell and makes a small ball of light so the two of them can see. /qst/ and /cm/ slowly walk through the cave, careful not to slip on the slippery ground. The party reaches the hole they originally fell into the cave from, and /qst/ and /cm/ put their wetsuits on. /qst/ and /cm/ use the rope to climb out of the hole, and into the /d/egenerate wetlands. It's a short trudge through the wetlands to the jet, and the party makes it there without issue.

"Ah, you're finally back." says [r9k], as /qst/ and /cm/ climb into the jet. "It's almost night time, I thought the both of you had gotten eaten in the forest. Did you find /x/?"

"Yes, she teleported herself back to the mansion." /qst/ says, as he removes the wetsuit.

>Fly back to the mansion
>Give [r9k] his bag with his katana and book
>Write in
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>>3746073
>Give [r9k] his bag with his katana and book
>Give Bane a Monster™ can for waiting for us for so long.
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>>3746073
>Give [r9k] his bag with his katana and book
>Give Bane a Monster™ can for waiting for us for so long.
>Fly back to the mansion
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>>3746073
>>3746082
>>3746109
"Hey [r9k], we found something of yours while in the woods. It's this bag with your katana and a book in i-" /qst/ gets cut off by [r9k] rushing to take the bag from /qst/.

"Oh, uh, ha, Thanks. I'll be uh, taking it back. You didn't look in the book, did you?"

"I couldn't! It wouldn't open up. It was like all of the pages were stuck together."

"Alright, still, thanks. I'll join you guys tomorrow once I get all of my equipment set up." [r9k] takes the bag, and puts the katana on his back.

"This is for you, Bane! Sorry for making you wait so long." /qst/ hands one of the healing Monster™ cans to Bane.

"Ah, thanks! You're too kind." Bane says, as he cracks open the can and takes a sip.

"It's the least we can do for all of the help you've done!" /qst/ says. "Anyway, can you please fly us back to the mansion now?

"Of courshe!" Bane starts the jet, and it takes off in the direction of the mansion. After about a half hour of waiting, the jet lands next to the mansion as the sun starts setting. "See you guys tomorrow!" Bane says, as the party leaves the jet.

"Alright, I'm going back to my room. I'll meet up with you two later" [r9k] says, after he helps /qst/ and /cm/ get /pol/'s body out of the jet.

"Goodnight!" /qst/ says, as he and /cm/ pick up the body.

"So, we should probably go see /x/ first, right?" says /cm/.

>Go to /x/'s room with /pol/'s body
>Go to sleep for the night
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Write in
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>>3746179
>Go to /x/'s room with /pol/'s body
>Have sleepover with /x/, /cm/, and /pol/'s corpse.
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>>3746197
this, and let's use /pol/'s body to make pranks on other board-tans
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>>3746216
Support!
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>>3746179
>>3746197
>>3746216
>>3746225
/qst/ and /cm/ carry /pol/'s body over to /x/'s room. The door is slightly ajar, so /qst/ and /cm/ just walk in to find /x/ drawing a summoning circle on the ground. "Ah, so you two were not skinwalkers after all! I still have to spend some time making the summoning circle to bring /pol/'s soul back to his body, you could leave him here if you wished. Please do not disturb me as I work on this circle, it has to be perfect or else it could go wrong." /x/ goes back to working on the summoning circle.

"Well, what now, /qst/?" says /cm/, putting /pol/'s body down on the floor.

>Go around and prank some board-tans with /pol/'s body (write in which board-tan)
>Wait in /x/'s room until she finishes
>Write in
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>>3746283
>Go around and prank some board-tans with /pol/'s body
>Prank /his/
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>>3746283
let's stick a note to him that says "you' re next" and leave his body where multiple board-tans can find it
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>>3746283
>Go around and prank some board-tans with /pol/'s body (write in which board-tan)

/v/ always needs to be in 9001 rage mode so go prank /v/
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>>3746283
>>3746297
>>3746317
"I got an idea." /qst/ takes a note and puts on /pol/'s chest, that says "You're next". /qst/ and /cm/ carry the body and put it next to /his/-tan's door, and /qst/ and /cm/ hide, waiting to see if someone decides to see the body. /his/-tan eventually leaves his room and sees /pol/-tan laying next to his door. "Goddammit, you come back here and the first thing you do is get drunk? Typical." /his/ walks off, to someplace else in the mansion. /qst/ and /cm/ wait for anyone else to walk by, but no one does.

"Alright, what now, /qst/?"

>Continue pranking (write in)
>Go back to /x/
>Go to sleep
>Write in
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>>3746392
>prank /v/
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>>3746392
let's try again with /co/

>>3746341
>>3746400
I thought /v/ was missing
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>>3746403
Forgot. Prank /co/.
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>>3746403
oh fug well then

go prank/find /out/ see if she wants to play with you guys
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>>3746392
>>Go back to /x/
did we figure out how to revive /pol/
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>>3746403
>>3746406
"Lets try /co/ next!" /qst/ and /cm/ drag the body next to /co/'s room, and wait to see if he'll come out and see it. After a few minutes, /co/ walks out of his room, and sees /pol/'s body, and examines it. "Did someone leave another /pol/ sex doll lying around? The degeneracy of some of these boards, I swear." /co/ walks down the hall of the mansion, out of sight of /qst/ and /cm/.

"Well, that was anti-climatic. It's getting late, /x/-tan should be done. What now, /qst/?" /cm/-tan says.

>Go back to /x/
>Go to sleep for the night
>Write in
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>>3746473
>prank /out/
>Go back to /x/
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>>3746462
/x/ is working on it

>>3746473
fuck, I wish /x/ and /pol/ weren't the only ones who would believe they're being threatened
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>>3746473
>another
w-why would someone want let alone make a /pol/ sex doll in the first place

>go back to /x/
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>>3746490
because /mlp/ and /lgbt/ want to fuck him
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>>3746473
>>3746483
>>3746490
"Alright, lets prank /out/!" says /qst/.

"Come on /qst/, I'm tired. Lets just go see /x/, alright?" says /cm/.

"Alright, alright." The party heads back to /x/ room, dragging /pol/s body behind them. /x/ is sitting next to the summoning circle as /qst/ and /cm/ head back in.

"Oh, welcome back! We'll start the summoning immediately!" /x/ takes /pol/'s body and puts it on the summoning circle, and starts muttering some incantations! The circle starts to glow, and /pol/'s body starts floating!

"Whoa!" says /qst/-tan.

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To be continued tomorrow. Sorry, something came up so I have to end early tonight. I'll start earlier at 6PM PST tomorrow to make up for it.
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>>3746556
Night, QM!
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>>3746504
Why do the most degenerates want to fuck him?
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>>3746556
no prob, see you tomorrow
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>>3746612
Because opposites attract each other (and because memes). That's why /a/ is usually shipped with /v/.
I personally prefer /polgbt/ over /mlpol/.
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>>3746556
The light from the summoning circle starts to envelop the room, and then with a bright flash of light, /pol/'s body falls back down to the ground.

"... Ow... Fuck, where am I?"

"It worked!" /qst/-tan says. "You did it, /x/!"

"It wasn't much. Just a simple ritual, really." /x/ says.

"Hey, answer my question, where the fuck am I?" /pol/-tan says, as he tries to get on his feet. "Wait a minute... /x/-tan? /qst/? /cm/? What the fuck, am I in hell?"

"No, but you probably were since we just revived you from the dead!" says /qst/-tan. "We found you on your throne in your palace, dead. What happened to you?"

"I... Can't remember. God, I'm still having trouble realizing what the fuck is going on right now. And I'm fucking starving, and I look like goddamn skeleton. I'm going to get some food, I'll talk to you faggots later." /pol/ slowly walks out of the room, having trouble keeping himself on balance.

"Should we go after him, /qst/?" /cm/ says.

>Go to /qst/'s room and go to sleep for the night
>Go follow /pol/ and question him more
>Write in
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>>3748808
>Go follow /pol/ and question him more
>Do you remember anything?
>What did the killer look like?
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>>3748823
this, and tell him that we burned his palace
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>>3748808
>>3748823
"Yeah, we need to find out what happened." /qst/ and /cm/ leave /x/'s room, and find /pol/ stumbling his way through the hall. "Hey, wait up!" yells /qst/-tan.

"Ugh, can't you literal fags leave me alone? I'm hungry as fuck, I feel like I can barely move, and I have a huge headache."

"Come on, it's not like you're going to be doing anything but walk down this hall!"

"Fine. What do you want to know?"

"Do you remember anything? Specifically, who killed you?"

"It's slowly coming back to me, I remember I was leading my army of anons into another fight, but I got injured, so I went back to my new throne to rest. And that's all I can remember. I probably died right then. Now, get your tiny asses out of here and let me get some peace and quiet for a bit. I'm going to my room, and then you two brats are taking me back to my palace." /pol/ continues down the hall until he finds his old room, and then goes inside, slamming the door behind him.

"Wait, we burned down your palace though! Oh, guess he can't hear us. Well, we should head back to our rooms, right /qst/? I'm all tired out." /cm/ says as he lets out a yawn.

>"Yeah, goodnight /cm/!"
>"Come on, you can come over to my room again!"
>Write in
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>>3748918
>"Yeah, goodnight /cm/!"
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>>3748918
Actually, it may be a good idea to look for useful stuff in their rooms.
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>>3748940
seconding this
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>>3748918
>>"Yeah, goodnight /cm/!"
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>>3748918
>>3748940
>>3748949
"Hey, lets look for useful stuff in our rooms! You never know what we might find!" /qst/-tan says, as he starts dashing towards /cm/'s room.

"H-Hey, wait up!" says /cm/, as he chases after /qst/. /qst/ eventually makes it into /cm/'s room, and opens the door. The room is much more tidy than /qst/'s, and has a large, fluffy bed. /cm/ has a desk with stacks of (non-lewd) doujins and other manga. There's some anime DVDs and a few video game consoles with some stacks of video games on them, all having a cute boy as the protagonist. The walls are covered in posters of cute male anime and video game characters. /cm/'s bed has a few (non-lewd) dakimakuras.

"It's rude to go into someone's room without asking, you know!" /cm/ says, as he catches up to /qst/.

>Search /cm/'s room for anything useful
>"Wow, your bed looks so comfy! We should sleep on it together!"
>"Sorry, I'll go back to my own room now. Goodnight!"
>Write in
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>>3748995
>Search /cm/'s room for anything useful
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>>3748995
>"It's rude to go into someone's room without asking, you know!" /cm/ says, as he catches up to /qst/.
Maybe, but think of all the interesting things there might be here.
>Search /cm/'s room for anything useful
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>>3748995
>>"Sorry, I'll go back to my own room now. Goodnight!"
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>>3748995
"But there may be something here that can help us on our quest!" /qst/ starts digging through /cm/'s stuff, looking through all of his manga, doujins, games, clothes, everything. /qst/ doesn't find anything useful, until he finds something in /cm/'s underwear drawer. It's a fundoshi, and when /qst/ holds it he feels more magical! "Hey, this looks useful!" /qst/ says as he shows /cm/ the fundoshi he found. "Why don't you put this on, it'll make your magic stronger!"

/cm/ looks embarrassed, but doesn't object. "Fine, just don't look as I change." /cm/ turns around, takes his pants off, and switches his current underwear with the fundoshi, then puts his pants back on. "Well, you were right. It does make me feel more magical. Anyway, we should be going to bed now, I'm really tired out." /cm/ flops down onto his fluffy bed.

>"Yeah, I'll head back to my room now. See you tomorrow!"
>"That bed looks so comfy! Can I sleep on it with you?"
>Write in
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>>3749061
>"That bed looks so comfy! Can I sleep on it with you?"
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>"That bed looks so comfy! Can I sleep on it with you?"
I love fluffy beds
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>>3749061
>>"Yeah, I'll head back to my room now. See you tomorrow!"


NNNOOOO
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>>3749061
>>3749071
>>3749074
"That bed looks so comfy! Much more comfy than my bed in my room, anyway. Can I sleep on it with you?" /qst/-tan says.

"Uh... A-Alright." /cm/-tan says, blushing. /cm/-tan gets up from his bed and goes over to his clothes drawer. "Well, you can wear some of my pajama-" /cm/ turns around to see /qst/ already stripping off his clothes and jumping on /cm/'s bed.

"Hah, it's as fluffy as it looks! This feels so nice!" /qst/-tan says, as he climbs under the covers. "Come on, get on the bed /cm/! Lets cuddle together like last time, I really enjoyed that!"

"Okay..." /cm/ reluctantly takes off his clothes and quickly climbs onto his bed and gets under the covers with /qst/. /qst/ puts his arms around /cm/ and starts cuddling him, making /cm/ purr.

"You're so warm. I want to cuddle you like this forever..." /qst/ says, as he starts falling asleep.

"Me too, /qst/." /cm/ says, purring in pure joy.

"Hey, /cm/?"

"Yes, /qst/?"

"Something's poking me again!"

"Sorry!" /cm/ says, as he turns around. "Goodnight..."

"Goodnight... zzz..."

(Continues)
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>>3749142
*ring ring*
"Yes, master?"
"I'm sorry, I did fail. Please, forgive me, master."
"I... I know. I understand. Give me one last chance! I can defeat them this time!"
"... Upgrades? To make sure I won't fail?"
"... Alright. I'll return to base soon, sir."
"Yes, they were able to revive /pol/. What should we do about that?"
"Understood. You take care of the main target, and I'll take care of those two. I won't fail you next time, I promise!"
"Alright, see you soon, master."

*click*

(Continues)
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>>3749154
/qst/ and /cm/ slowly wake up, and lay in bed cuddling for a few minutes, just enjoying each others warmth. "Come on /qst/, we gotta get up..."

"Five more minutes... zzz..."

"Come on! We can't stay in bed all day!" /cm/ says, as he climbs out of bed.

"Alright..." /qst/ stretches and lets out a large yawn, and then slowly gets out of /cm/'s bed. /cm/ puts his clothes back on.

"What do you want to do today, /qst/?" /cm/ says, as /qst/ moves over to his pile of clothes and starts putting them on.

>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
>Go train at /fit/'s gym
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Go talk to /pol/
>Go find [r9k]
>Head off to Bane's jet
>Write in
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>>3749172
>Go talk to /pol/
maybe he remembered more about his death
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>>3749172
>Go talk to /pol/
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>>3749172
>>3749174
>>3749180
"Lets go see /pol/ first, maybe he'll remember more!" /qst/ and /cm/ walk over to /pol/'s room, and knock on the door.

"Goddammit, I just got up. Fuck off!"

"It's us, /pol/! We wanted to see if you remembered anything else!" yells /qst/ from the other side of the door.

"Well, I don't. I still don't remember anything past sitting on that throne. Now let me enjoy my morning for a few fucking minutes!"

"Well, he seems a little cranky ever since we woke him up from his eternal nap. He'll probably want to talk more when we fly him back over to the palace, if there's anything left of it." /cm/ says. "Well, what preparation should we do, /qst/?"

>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
>Go train at /fit/'s gym
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Go find [r9k]
>Head off to Bane's jet
>Write in
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>>3749206
>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared
do we still have money?
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>>3749206
>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared
>Bring [r9k]
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>>3749206
>>3749211
>>3749215
"Lets find [r9k] and go shopping!" /qst/-tan and /cm/-tan head over to [r9k]'s room, and knock on his door. "Hey, are you there?"

"Yeah, I'm all set." [r9k] walks out of his room. "I'm ready to help you guys in combat now. Please don't get me killed."

[r9k]-tan joins the party!

"Alright, which store should we go to?" says /cm/. "We only have $75."

>Go to /k/'s weapon store
>Go to /fa/'s clothes and armor store
>Go to /ck/'s item store
>Write in

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[r9k]'s stats have been added to the pastebin.
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>>3749241
>Go to /k/'s weapon store
>Ask for stuff like duct tape
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>>3749241
>Go to /ck/'s item store
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>>3749250
Go here first then
>>3749248
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>>3749250
>>3749276
"Lets stock up on items, we'll need them for our adventure!" says /qst/. The party heads to /ck/'s item store, and they find /ck/ sitting behind the counter.

"Ah, you're back! Buy whatever you like!"

>Bread (Heals 10 HP, can't use in battle) $20
>Healing Monster Drink (Heals 10 HP) $30
>Magic Monster Drink (Heals 5 MP) $30
>Activated Almonds (+3 attack and magic for 3 turns) $30
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>>3749285
>Magic Monster Drink (Heals 5 MP) $30
>Activated Almonds (+3 attack and magic for 3 turns) $30
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>>3749285
>>3749286
"We'll take the Magic Monster Drink and the Activated Almonds!" says /qst/, as he puts $60 on the table.

"Here you go." /ck/ hands /qst/ the Magic Monster Drink and the Activated Almonds. The party leaves the store.

"Well, we have only $15 right now. I don't think we can buy anything from the other stores. What should we do now, /qst/?" says /cm/.

>Go train at /fit/'s gym
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Head off to Bane's jet
>Write in
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>>3749304
>Head off to Bane's jet
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>>3749307
and then what? we haven't chosen a new quest yet
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>>3749309
I think QM has a plan. If not; ask /biz/ what's up.
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>>3749309
/news/ still has other quests, but this one isn't finished yet
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>>3749304
>>3749307
"Lets go to the jet." say /qst/. As the party walks out of the mansion, /pol/ catches up with the party.

"Hey, don't leave without me, assholes! We're going back to my palace. I need to speak with my subjects and let them know I'm alive." /pol/-tan says. The party all make it into Bane's jet, and the jet takes off in the direction of /pol/'s palace. From the jet's windows, the party can see that the palace is mostly destroyed, and there's anons around it attempting to rebuild the palace. "What the hell, what happened to my palace?!"

"Yeah, we kinda burnt it down." says [r9k]. "It was the only way we could escape with you."

"I spent so much money on that! Goddammit, last time I trust any contractors that say that the palace would be fireproof. Fucking jews." The jet lands near the palace, and some of the anons recognize it and prepare to attack it, until they see /pol/ walk out of it. "Hey, stop you retards. These are my... "acquaintances". They revived me from the dead. There's no need to fight them."

"H-How... How is it possible? Our god emperor was dead the entire time!?" says one of the anons.

"Yes. And you idiots were too dumb to realize it. Don't tell me all of you were fucking praying to some fucking corpse on a throne? Do you realize how stupid that is? How would I be a fucking "god emperor" if I was a dead body that sat on a throne all day?"

"We're sorry, emperor! We're working to rebuild your palace!"

"You better be. Anyway, did you guys need anything else?" /pol/-tan says.

>Ask /pol/ some questions
>Ask some of the anons questions
>Investigate the burnt down palace
>Head back to the jet
>Write in
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>>3749334
>Ask some of the anons questions
>"Did any of you guys see anything?
>Investigate the burnt down palace
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>>3749331
oh, sorry.

>>3749334
>Ask some of the anons questions
>ask them how they didn't notice that /pol/ was fucking dead
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>>3749334
>>3749337
>>3749338
"Hey, anons. Can I ask you guys some questions?" /qst/-tan asks.

"Sure, anything to help people who helped the god emperor!"

"Did you guys see anything when /pol/ sat on the throne? And how did none of you notice that /pol/ died?"

"Well, when /pol/ sat on the throne he just kinda shook a bit then slumped over, we just assumed he was relaxing or something. Our god emperor is the strongest, he couldn't possibly die! So we thought that he just wasn't pleased with us or something."

"Alright, thanks for the information!" /qst/-tan says. "Lets investigate the burnt down palace now." The party walks through the rubble of the palace, until they make it to where the throne was. /qst/ and /cm/ look through the rubble until they find the throne, and they examine it.

"Hey /qst/, there's something written here on the back of the throne! Lets see... "This throne was made in part by the B"... And the rest is too damaged to read. Maybe we should ask /biz/ some questions? He did give /pol/ the throne." /cm/ says. "What should we do now?"

>Ask /pol/ some questions
>Ask the anons some questions
>Fly over to /biz/ park
>Write in
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>>3749362
>Ask /pol/ some questions
>Ask /pol/ about /biz/
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>>3749362
ask /pol/ and the anons who were the people they were fighting against when /pol/ died
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>>3749362
>>3749366
>>3749379
"Hey /pol/, what can you tell us about /biz/?" asks /qst/.

"/biz/? He's a fucking con artist that always makes horrible investments. I don't know why I ever trust him. Don't ever trust him with your money."

"Alright, who were you guys fighting?"

"Oh, just anons that oppose our views and feel that we're "annoying" or "obnoxious". I bet they're all fucking kikes or trannies or something."

"Interesting. Thanks for answering!" says /qst/.

"What now? Got anymore questions for them, /qst/?" says [r9k].

>Ask /pol/ some questions
>Ask the anons some questions
>Fly over to /biz/ park
>Write in
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>>3749388
>Fly over to /biz/ park
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>>3749388
>>3749393
"Alright, we're going to fly over to /biz/ park and find out more about this throne. Bye, /pol/."

"Bye faggots. Thanks for resurrecting me, I guess." /pol/ says as he starts walking towards the ruins of his palace. The party enters the jet and takes their seats in the passenger seats.

"Well, good to know that /pol/'s okay now." says [r9k]. "But he seems to be more of a dick than ever. Thanks for helping me revive him, though. But we still need to figure out why he died."

"Yeah, hopefully /biz/ will have some answers." says /cm/. The jet takes off, and starts flying south, towards /biz/ park.

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To be continued tomorrow at 8PM PST. Thanks for playing!
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>>3749398
Good night!
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>>3749398
You know, we should have told /pol/ to pay us for reviving him.
See you tomorrow, QM.
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>>3749414
Thanks anons, have some slightly lewd /qst/ and /cm/ art from years ago.
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>>3749398
/qst/ and /cm/ relax and chat while [r9k] just looks out the window of the jet. After about an hour the jet lands near /biz/ park. "Wow! Look at all of those rides! I want to ride them!" Says /qst/, his face glued to the jet's window. /biz/ park has multiple roller coasters and other thrill rides, and the party can hear the agonizing screams of the people riding them from the jet.

"We're here to talk to /biz/, not ride rides, /qst/." says /cm/.

"Awww, c'mon! We might as well when we're here." responds /qst/.

"Knowing /biz/, getting on them will cost an arm and a leg." says [r9k]. "Lets get going." The party leaves the jet and /qst/ waves goodbye to Bane. The party walks through the entrance to the park, and see groups of green anons happily chatting and groups of pink anons screaming and arguing. "Well, /biz/ is probably in one of the administrative buildings in the back. Lets get out of here before you two make any bad investments."

>Walk over to the administrative buildings towards the back of the park
>Talk to some of the green anons
>Talk to some of the pink, screaming anons
>Go check out the rides
>Write in
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>>3751315
>Go check out the rides
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>>3751321
Support!
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>>3751315
>>3751321
>>3751339
"No, lets go on the rides first!" says /qst/, as he starts running in the direction of the rollercoasters.

"Wait up, /qst/!" says /cm/, as he chases after /qst/. /qst/ looks at all of the rollercoasters, and wonders which one he should go on. There's a Bitcoin coaster with huge drops, a smaller altcoin coaster that also has some big drops, and a stock market coaster that constantly goes up and down.

>Go on the large Bitcoin coaster ($10)
>Go on the altcoin coaster ($5)
>Try the stock market coaster ($5)
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>>3751371
>>Go on the large Bitcoin coaster ($10)
I am feeling lucky
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>Go on the altcoin coaster ($5)
/cm/ gets easily scared, and I think the biggest coaster is too much for him.

By the way, I hope you don't mind if I post pink wojaks while we're in the /biz/ park, it's just that I love these creatures.
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>>3751383
This and I love them too.
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>>3751371
>>3751383
>>3751390
"Come on /cm/, lets go on the altcoin coaster!" says /qst/, as he holds /cm/'s hand and drags him over to the line for the coaster.

"But..."

"Don't tell me you're scared!" says /qst/.

"I'm never scared with you around, /qst/. Fine, I'll go on it." /qst/ and /cm/ wait in line behind some anons as they wait to get on the coaster. After a few minutes, /qst/ and /cm/ get on the coaster after paying an employee that lets them on, and the coaster starts going up. The anons start glowing green, and seem happy with themselves. Then the coaster gets to the top of the hill, then goes down a steep drop, and /cm/ holds on to /qst/ for dear life, while /qst/ puts his hands in the air and yells happily. However, all of the anons have turned pink and started screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", and continue to do so until the coaster comes to a complete stop back at the station. /qst/ and /cm/ get of, and /cm/ holds onto /qst/ for balance. The anons still glow pink and some still scream.

"No... No more coasters, please /qst/." says /cm/, who looks a little nauseated.

"You two done messing around?" says [r9k], who was waiting for them near the entrance to the coaster.

>Walk over to the administrative buildings towards the back of the park
>Talk to some of the green anons
>Talk to some of the pink, screaming anons
>Go check out the rides
>Write in

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>>3751383
Don't worry, I find them fucking hilarious too. /biz/ wojaks are the only ones I can stand.
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>>3751426
>Talk to the pink, screaming anons
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>>3751426
>Walk over to the administrative buildings towards the back of the park
poor /cm/
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>>3751426
>>3751436
>>3751440
"Lets go talk to some of those screaming pink guys!" /qst/ says. The party walks over to a group of screaming anons. "Hey, can you tell us more about this pl-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"... Alright! Thanks!" /qst/ says. "Lets go to the admin buildings now!" The party continues through the park, walking past even more groups of screaming pink anons and some happy green anons. The party eventually makes it to a building labeled "Administrative building". "Aha! /biz/ bust be in here!" says /qst/.

>Go in through the front door
>See if there's any place to sneak in
>Wait outside it for a while
>Question some of the green anons nearby
>Write in
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>>3751503
>>Question some of the green anons nearby
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>>3751503
>See if there's any place to sneak in
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>>3751511
Support
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>>3751503
>>3751511
>>3751534
>>3751581
/qst/ walks up to some of the happy-looking green anons. "Hey, can you tell us more about this place?"

"Oh, hello there. Sure, I can spend some time to talk to you peasants. This park was made by /biz/ to give anons the true feel of the stock market and crypto currencies. It's been funded by different foreign investors to help build some of the rollercoasters here. That's about all I know."

"Thanks mister!" says /qst/. "Now lets find a way to sneak into that building." /qst/ and the rest of the party look around the building, and find that there's a window that connects to a vacant office, and it looks like there may be an entrance through some vents on the roof.

>Sneak in through the window
>Climb in through the roof
>Go in through the front door
>Question some more of the green anons nearby
>Write in
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>>3751584
>Question some more of the green anons nearby
>ask about the investors
then
>Go in through the front door
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>>3751599
forgot my pink wojak
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>>3751584
>>3751599
>>3751608
"Can you tell us more about some of the investors?" /qst/ asks one of the green anons.

"Well, it's the usual shills and big money people, mostly jews, but you do get some big names like the Bogdanoffs. I don't really know much more than that." The anon goes back to talking to the other green anons.

"Alright, lets just go in through the front door." says /qst/, then the party walks into the Administrative building.

"Oh, hello, /qst/, /cm/, and [r9k]! What a pleasure! I hope you've been spending a lot of money at my park, and invested in crypto! Ask me about anything you want." says /biz/, as he gets up from his desk.

>Ask about his relationship with /pol/
>Ask him about the note found on /pol/'s body
>Ask him about the throne
>Write in
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>>3751634
>Ask about his relationship with /pol/
>Ask him about the throne
>Ask him about the note found on /pol/'s body
In that order.
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>>3751637
support
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>>3751637
This
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>>3751634
Didn't know /biz/ had a board-tan
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>>3751634
>>3751637
>>3751647
>>3751662
"What was your relationship with /pol/? When we talked to him before, it seemed that you two were friends." /qst/-tan says, as he takes a seat on the other side of /biz/'s desk.

/biz/-tan sits back down. "/pol/-tan and I have always been acquaintances. Our interests are naturally intertwined with each other. Politics influence business, and vice versa. So it's only natural that we would work together in some situations. However, we've never been best friends of anything like that! It's more like we're co-workers, or two entrepreneurs working together."

"I understand. So then /pol/ requested a throne from you?"

"Yes. He wanted to have a grand throne for his palace. He gave me some money and I commissioned a throne to be made for him."

"Alright. We found a note on /pol/-tan had, and it talks about the throne you gave him. Do you have anything to say about that?"

"Oh, that was just a note I had when I sent him the throne. What, is there something about the note you wanted to ask?

>Ask about /biz/'s opinion of /pol/-tan
>Ask about who made the throne
>Ask about the note (Write in)
>Write in

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>>3751668
There's very little art of him, and most of it is a few years old.
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>>3751686
>Ask about who made the throne
>Ask about the note (Write in)
>Ask about /biz/'s opinion of /pol/-tan
In that order
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>>3751701
Yes but specifically ask what about the note? The note can be read here: >>3736113
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oh, sorry
>Ask him why he told /pol/ that only he could sit on his throne
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>>3751701
This
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>>3751686
>>3751701
>>3751711
"Not right now. Back to the throne, can you tell us who made it?" says /qst/-tan.

"I'm afraid that would break an non-disclosure agreement, so I cannot tell you."

"Back to the note then. Why does it say that only /pol/-tan should sit on the throne?"

"Well, because it was personally made for him! If someone else sat on it, they could've compromised the quality of the throne by making it less comfy for /pol/."

"Got it. What do you think of /pol/-tan in general?"

"What do I think of him? Well, he's certainly helped me out in the past, just as I've helped him. I think he's a bit insane though, and I certainly wouldn't help him if there was nothing in it for me."

"I think I understand now. Thanks." says /qst/.

>Accuse /biz/-tan of making the throne kill /pol/
>Ask about something else (write in)
>Say goodbye and leave the building
>Write in
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>>3751729
>Accuse of murder and say to need to prove otherwise.
Please don't kill the Pink Wojacks.
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>>3751729
>>3751744
"Yes, I understand completely! I think you killed /pol/-tan with that throne you made!" /qst/-tan says.

"Is that a threat?" /biz/-tan says, as he gets up from his seat.

"Do you deny it?"

"Do you have any proof?"

"Do you have any proof that you didn't do it? All evidence points that whoever made the throne killed /pol/-tan!"

"I didn't even know he was dead, yet you say I murdered him? How is that possible? Show me your evidence that I knew the throne would kill him, then!"

>Present evidence (Write in the evidence)
>Say we have no evidence yet
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>>3751778
>not only would /pol/'s death have benefited many of his enemies economically, but his associates as well. his palace and his throne must have been expensive, and surely their value would increase greatly after his death. not to mention the fact that you told /pol/ that onle he could sit on his throne because otherwise the quality of the throne would be reduced, which makes you look even more suspicious
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>>3751778
>Go get the throne and bring it to /sci/ to see if there's anything wrong with the throne.
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>>3751778
>>3751792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JveQT6DfYk

"Oh, I think there's evidence that proves it!" /qst/-tan says, as he gets up from his seat and jumps up onto /biz/'s desk to be eye-level with him. "Obviously, the only thing you care about is money, and you wanted /pol/'s expensive palace. So, you set up a plan to kill /pol/. You made a throne that would kill anyone who sat in it, and you specifically told /pol/ to not let anyone else sit in it with THIS note! TAKE THAT!" /qst/ flings the note at /biz/, who stumbles back in shock.

"I... You... Bullshit! Pure conjecture, you're nothing but a stupid kid! Security, remove these people!" Suddenly, some bodyguards come out of a backroom, and prepare to fight the party!

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To be continued tomorrow at 8PM. Thanks for playing!
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see you tomorrow, QM
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>>3751810
Good night!
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>>3751810
-BATTLE!-
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh0-Vh1A7Z4

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 3
16/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 10/10
MP: 8/8

[r9k]-tan: Level: 3
HP: 14/14
MP: 3/3

ENEMY:
Bodyguard 1:
25/25 HP

Bodyguard 2:
25/25 HP

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for all three party members)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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Stats pastebin here: https://pastebin.com/s2qYTi5g
Sorry for being late, had some stuff to do.
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>>3754461
/qst/ attack bodyguard 1
/cm/ and /r9k/ attack bodyguard 2
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>>3754469
support
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>>3754469
>>3754461
>>3754497
/qst/ prepares to attack Bodyguard 1, and rolls a 18 (+0), doing 6 damage!

[r9k]-tan unsheathes his katana, and rolls a 17 (+1), dealing 5 damage to Bodyguard 2!

/cm/-tan prepares to hit Bodyguard 2 with his wand, and rolls a 12 (+0), dealing 2 damage!

Bodyguard 1 prepares to attack /qst/-tan, and rolls a 6 (-2), dealing 1 damage!

Body guard 2 prepares to attack /cm/-tan, and rolls a 16 (-1), dealing 4 damage!

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 3
15/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 6/10
MP: 8/8

[r9k]-tan: Level: 3
HP: 14/14
MP: 3/3

ENEMY:
Bodyguard 1:
19/25 HP

Bodyguard 2:
18/25 HP

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for all three party members)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3754579
/qst/ and /r9k/ attack bodyguard 1
/cm/ uses cuteness blast on bodyguard 1
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Shit, sorry guys, something came up and I can't continue today. I'm busy tomorrow too, but I'll continue earlier at 6PM PST sunday to make up for it. Sorry.
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>>3754695
aw fuck
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>>3754695
Good night!
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>>3754579
>>3754622
/qst/ prepares to attack Bodyguard 1, and rolls a 17 (+0), dealing 6 damage!

[r9k] prepares a slash with his katana, and rolls a 5 (+1), dealing 5 damage to Bodyguard 1!

/cm/-tan charges up a cuteness blast, and rolls a 14 (+0), dealing 8 damage to Bodyguard 1! Bodyguard 1 falls to the ground, defeated! "Dammit, I paid good money for you guys! Keep fight!" yells /biz/-tan, hiding behind his desk.

Bodyguard 2 prepares to attack /qst/-tan, and rolls a 4 (-2), just barely hitting and dealing 1 damage!

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 3
14/16 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 3
HP: 6/10
MP: 7/8

[r9k]-tan: Level: 3
HP: 14/14
MP: 3/3

ENEMY:
Bodyguard 2:
18/25 HP

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for all three party members)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3761225
>/qst/ and /r9k/ attack bodyguard 2
>/cm/ uses cuteness blast on bodyguard 2
let's end this with a triple attack
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You're back!
>>3761235
Support!
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>>3761225
>>3761235
>>3761242
"Time for a finishing move! [r9k], time for a double slash, and /cm/, give them a cuteness blast!" /qst/ and [r9k] dash at the bodyguard, and both slash his torso, while /cm/ shoots of a cuteness blast that hits the bodyguard right in the face, defeating him!

-VICTORY!-
The party gained 20 EXP!
/qst/ leveled up!
+4 HP!
+1 attack!
+1 skill!
+1 defense!

/cm/ leveled up!
+2 HP!
+2 MP!
+1 magic!
+1 skill!

[r9k] leveled up!
+1 HP!
+1 speed!
+1 skill!
[r9k] learnt Mass Slasher! (1 MP) A combo slash that can hit up to three times, and its accuracy is rolled by a 1d3, where 1 is a miss and anything else is a hit. If he misses one it ends the attack.

(Continues)

Sorry for taking a while to update, was eating food
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>>3761369
"W-Wait, stop, please! D-Don't hurt me!" /biz/-tan yells in horror, as he scurries over to the corner of the room. "I-I'll tell you everything, EVERYTHING! PLEASE, JUST DON'T HURT ME!"

"Wow. He's even more pathetic than you, [r9k]!" says /cm/-tan.

"I'll take that as compliment, faggot." retorts [r9k]. "What should we do with him, /qst/? You can probably get any answers you want now." /qst/-tan walks over to /biz/-tan, who is groveling on the floor.

>Ask him who made the throne and why he wanted to kill /pol/
>Ask him where he keeps his money
>Just kill him, he's too pathetic to live
>Write in
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>>3761408
>Ask him who made the throne and why he wanted to kill /pol/
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>Ask him who made the throne and why he wanted to kill /pol/ following the classic "good cop (/cm/) and bad cop (/qst/)" routine
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>>3761408
>>3761414
>>3761416
"Who made the throne, and why did you want to kill /pol/? Answer us!" says /qst/, as he points his sword at /biz/-tan.

"T-t-the throne, r-right. I'm a-afraid I don't know! H-haha, sorry about that one! As for /pol/, you were right when you accused me. I just wanted money and his palace! There, I answered you, now get out of here and leave me alone! P-please?" /biz/-tan tries to look as remorseful as possible as he begs on the floor.

"You think he's telling the truth, /qst/?" says /cm/. "Lets not go overboard with this. /biz/ probably has friends in high places."

>Push him more about who made the throne
>Ask him where he keeps his money
>Just kill him
>Write in
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>>3761466
>Push him more about who made the throne
>break some of his stuff to force him to talk
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>>3761480
This!
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>>3761466
>>3761480
>>3761500
"Tell me, who made the throne!" /qst/-tan starts knocking and and breaking stuff off of /biz/'s desk. "Or I'll break even more of your stuff! And maybe even you!"

"ALRIGHT! I-It was... The Bog-"

BANG!

Suddenly, a bullet goes flying through one of the windows, and hits /biz/-tan right between the eyes, instantly killing him! "/qst/! Get down, now!" /cm/-tan tackles /qst/ to the ground, and [r9k] quickly hides under the desk. More bullets fly through the window and through the wall! "We gotta get out of here! There's a backroom, or we can bolt through the front door. Quickly, /qst/! We need a plan!"

>Run through the front door
>Try and sneak out through the backroom
>Wait until the bullets stop
>Write in
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>>3761541
>Try and sneak out through the backroom
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>Try and sneak out through the backroom
also RIP /biz/
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>>3761541
>>3761551
>>3761553
"Lets go out the backroom! Stay low and crawl!" /qst/-tan says, as he starts crawling across the floor towards the backroom door as quick as he can. /qst/ quickly gets on his knees to open the door, and pushes it open. The party crawls into the room as fast as they can, and find it full of filing cabinets. There's a door on the other side of the room. "I think we should be safe for a little while." says /qst/.

"Jesus fucking Christ, we almost got shot! Fuck this man, I wanna go back to the mansion." says [r9k]-tan, as he curls up in the fetal position.

"Stop being such a baby!" says /cm/-tan. "/qst/ will get us out of this! I know it, right /qst/? What do we do now? I think this door leads outside."

>Search through the files
>Go out through the back door
>Head back into the main room
>Write in
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>>3761609
>Search through the files
>Go out through the back door
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>>3761609
This shit is awesome!
>Search through the files
>Go out through the back door
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>>3761609
>>3761614
>>3761623
"Lets check some of these files, quick!" /qst/ starts quickly rummaging through the files, looking for anything that could be related to /pol/.

"/qst/, look at this!" /cm/ holds up a piece of paper. "It's a letter about the throne! Here, I'll rea-" Suddenly, more bullets start coming through the wall! "No time! Lets run!" /qst/ bashes down the back door and the party runs outside. They find a giant mass of pink anons running around in a panic, getting shot down by mysterious men in suits! Some of the men in black keep shooting the administration building. "They haven't noticed us yet, /qst/! Where do we run?!"

>Run through the crowd back to the entrance of the park
>Try and find a place to hide
>Try to run to the closest fence and jump out of the park
>Write in
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>>3761703
>Take the paper that /cm/ found
>Try to run to the closest fence and jump out of the park
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>>3761703
>>3761722
Support again.
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>>3761722
forgot to mention
>Protect /cm/ at all costs since he's the only one who can heal bullet wounds
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>>3761703
>>3761722
>>3761729
>>3761769
"Lets jump the fence over there and then circle back to the jet! We have to escape here as quickly as possible! /cm/, make sure you stay safe, stay close to me!" says /qst/-tan, as he grabs /cm/'s hand and starts dashing towards the fence.

"W-Wait up! I'm not Mexican, so I can't jump over fences that well!" yells [r9k], as he tries to keep up with /qst/ and /cm/. /qst/ and /cm/ both jump over the fence quite easily, but [r9k] needs some help getting pulled over it. Once he's on the other side, the party runs behind some trees, so they'll be out of sight of the park. After a few minutes of running, the party makes it back to the jet.

"Hit it, Bane!" /qst/ yells, as he pulls /cm/-tan and [r9k] into the jet. The jet takes off, and starts circling around the area. "Alright, lets read that paper you found, /cm/." says /qst/, as he takes a seat.

"It's a letter to these guys called the Bogdanoffs from /biz/, and it says: "Thank you for helping me make this throne for /pol/, and for making an investment that would benefit my own. I assure you that /pol/ will be gone and his palace of insane anons will be yours for the influencing. From, /biz/" So, it was the Bogdanoffs that made the throne, I wonder who they are?" says /cm/. "Anyway, what now, /qst/?"

>Head back to the mansion and come up with a new plan
>Head back to /pol/'s palace and talk to /pol/
>Write in
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>>3761824
>Head back to /pol/'s palace and talk to /pol/
dis is gun be gud
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>>3761824
>Head back to /pol/'s palace and talk to /pol/
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>>3761824
>>Head back to /pol/'s palace and talk to /pol/
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>>3761824
>>3761831
>>3761833
>>3761846
"Lets go back to /pol/'s palace. Maybe /pol/ will know more about this." says /qst/-tan. Bane starts flying the jet towards /pol/'s palace again, and lands right outside of it. The party leaves the jet, and finds /pol/ right outside.

"Hey, you fags are back again. What is it this time?" says /pol/-tan.

"We found this letter at /biz/ park." /qst/ hands over the letter to /pol/-tan. "It looks like some guys called the "Bogdanoffs" want you dead and to take control of your palace!" says /qst/.

"The Bogs... I should've known it was them. They seek entire control over everything. I already knew /biz/ worked with them, but I didn't expect him to betray me so quickly. Did anything else happen there?"

"When we confronted /biz/ about it, he sent bodyguards after us, and after we defeated him and tried to get more information out of him, some men in black showed up and shot him, and nearly shot all of us to death too!" says /qst/.

"Well, you have my thanks. I'll fortify my palace again and do some investigating of my own. It may be best for you three to head back to the mansion, getting any deeper into this business could get you all killed." says /pol/, as he puts the letter in his pocket.

"I agree. There's other people that have quests that need to be done, I'd rather not go down this rabbit hole and get killed because of you two faggots." says [r9k].

"It's your choice /qst/, what do we do?" says /cm/.

>Ask /pol/ about the Bogdanoffs
>Fly back to the board-tan mansion
>Write in
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>>3761918
>Ask /pol/ about the Bogdanoffs
after that
>Fly back to the board-tan mansion
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>>3761918
>Ask /pol/ about the Bogdanoffs
>Fly back to the board-tan mansion
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>>3761918
>>3761926
>>3761937
"Can you tell us more about these Bogdanoffs, /pol/?" asks /qst/-tan.

"Well, alright, I'll give you the quick rundown...
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
... and that's all of my information on them. Hey, are you asleep!?" says /pol/. /qst/-tan wakes up when /cm/-tan shakes him a bit.

"Huh.... Oh right, the Bogs. Thanks, /pol/. We'll head back to the mansion now." /qst/ and the rest of the party go back into the jet, and it flies back to the mansion.

"I'm going back to my room. You two go do whatever, there's still some daylight left. If you really need me you know where to find me." [r9k] walks inside the mansion, heading to his room.

>Go see /news/ for more quests
>Go see /qa/ for information on something
>Head to /qst/'s room and go to sleep
>Write in
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>>3762013
>Go see /qa/ for information on something
/pol/ didn't even pay us D:
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>>3762013
>>3762026
"Lets go talk to /qa/ about something." says /qst/-tan, as he and /cm/ head into the mansion and walk over to /qa/'s room. They find him working on reports at his desk.

"Oh, you two, again. What are your questions?" says /qa/

>Ask about the bogdanoffs
>Go see /news/ for more quests
>Head to /qst/'s room and go to sleep
>Write in
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>>3762054
>tell him that /biz/ is dead and that the bogs are behind /pol/ and probably us and the rest of the mansion
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>>3762054
>Ask about the bogdanoffs
>How you do defeat super alien?
Also this >>3762058
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>>3762054
>>3762058
>>3762059
"Well, we wanted to tell you that /biz/-tan is dead." says /qst/-tan.

"What? Did you kill him?"

"No, he got shot by some men in black sent by the Bogdanoffs while we were questioning him. What do you know about the Bogdanoffs?"

"Well, I know they have a large influence and many people working for them, as well as the fact that they're actually aliens. But I'm afraid that's all most people know. You'll have to do some digging on your own to find out more information about them. /biz/ probably would've known the most, but now that he's dead, I'm afraid you're without a lead. I'll see what I can find on them, and let you know if I find anything interesting." says /qa/.

"Great, also, they may be after us, /pol/, and all of the board-tans!" says /qst/.

"Oh, great. Thanks."

>Ask about something else (write in)
>Go see /news/ for more quests
>Head to /qst/'s room and go to sleep
>Write in
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>>3762081
>Go see /news/ for more quests
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>>3762081
>Go see /news/ for more quests
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>>3762081
>>3762084
>>3762086
"Cya later, /qa/!" says /qst/ as he and /cm/ leave and walk over to /news/'s newsstand.

"Pick which one you want to undertake." says /news/, as he smokes a cigarette.

"Isn't he a little young to be smoking?" says /cm/.

>Look for [s4s] in the shitpost caves (From /int/)
>Find the source of a image in the image-dump swamp (From /wsr/)
>Try and find a way to calm /v/ down (From /vr/)

>Head to /qst/'s room and go to sleep
>Write in
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>>3762114
>Look for [s4s] in the shitpost caves (From /int/
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>>3762114
[s4s]'s quest seems to be the easiest one, so let's pick that one to get some money
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>>3762114
>>3762118
>>3762128
"We'll take the one from /int/-tan!" says /qst/.

"Alright, she's probably asleep now, so you should contact her in the morning. Good luck." says /news/-tan, as he strikes that quest from the list. /qst/ and /cm/ head over to /qst/'s room.

"Well, it's getting late. Did you want to do anything else before we went to bed? Because... I kinda want to sleep with you again." mumbles /cm/-tan.

>Invite /cm/-tan into our room and go to bed for the night
>Politely decline him and go to sleep
>Write in
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>>3762143
>Invite /cm/-tan into our room and go to bed for the night
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>I kinda want to sleep with you again
ok, but only if is in /cm/'s fluffy bed
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>>3762143
>>3762146
>>3762149
"Alright, but only if it's on your fluffy bed!" says /qst/.

"Alright, lets go to my room then." says /cm/, as he grabs /qst/'s hand. The two of them walk over to /cm/'s room, and strip off their clothes and jump into bed, cuddling each other.

"Adventuring with you is so much fun, /qst/. But we have to be careful, these Bogdanoffs seem dangerous." whispers /cm/.

"They'll be nothing against us. We can do anything together." says /qst/, as he slowly falls asleep.

"Goodnight, /qst/..."

"Goodnight, /cm/..."

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To be continued tomorrow at 8PM PST. Thanks for playing!
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>>3762195
Good night!
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>>3762195
good night QM
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>>3762128
Hope you're ready for a trip through the MAC82k!-~%bogG92 dimension or whatever dimension Meme Man's tripping through
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>>3762195
/qst/ and /cm/ slowly wake up in each others arms, and slowly crawl out of bed and get their equipment back on.

"Alright /qst/, lets get prepared and then go on our quest to save [s4s]. Or, probably just find her. She's probably fine on her own, but /int/ does want to know where she is." says /cm/ as he puts on his clothes.

>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
>Go talk to /int/-tan about taking her quest
>Go train at /fit/'s gym
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Leave and head over to the shitpost caves
>Write in
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>>3764813
>Go train at /fit/'s gym
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>>3764813
>>3764834
/qst/ and /cm/ leave /cm/'s room, and find [r9k]-tan waiting for them outside. "Finally you two fags are up. Lets get going." The party walks over to /fit/'s gym and find him doing some weight training.

"Ah, you're back. And [r9k], didn't think I'd ever see a lanklet like you here. Take any machine you want." says /fit/, as he lifts some weights.

(Pick an option for each party member)
>Train on the treadmill (+1 speed)
>Use a punching bag (+1 skill)
>Lift weights (+1 attack)
>Do push-ups (+1 defense)
>Watch some "invigorating" tapes of Aniki (+1 magic)
>Use the torture machine (+1 resistance)
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>>3764893
>/qst/ uses the torture machine (+1 resistance)
>/cm/ does push-ups (+1 defense)
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>>3764893
>[r9k] Lift weights (+1 attack)
>>3764896
Support.
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>>3764902
I completely forgot about /r9k/ lol
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>>3764896
support
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>>3764893
>>3764896
>>3764902
>>3764910
>>3764917
"I'll use the torture machine, /cm/ you do some push-ups, and [r9k], you lift some weights!" says /qst/-tan. /qst/-tan climbs onto the torture machine, which stretches his body out as far as it can stretch. /cm/ struggles doing some push-ups on the floor while [r9k] can barely lift some weights up.

/qst/'s resistance went up by 1!
/cm/'s defense went up by 1!
[r9k]'s attack goes up by 1!

The party stops their exercising when they start feeling tired. "Come back soon!" says /fit/ as he waves a the leaving party.

"What now, /qst/?" says /cm/, as he wipes some sweat from his brow.

>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
>Go talk to /int/-tan about taking her quest
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Leave and head over to the shitpost caves
>Write in
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>>3764949
>Go talk to /int/-tan about taking her quest
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>>3764949
>Go talk to /int/-tan about taking her quest
we have no money for new stuff because /pol/ didn't pay us ._.
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>>3764949
>>Go talk to /int/-tan about taking her quest
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>>3764953
>>3764959
>>3764985
"Lets go meet up with /int/-tan and tell her we're looking for [s4s]!" says /qst/.

"Uh, you two do that. I'll hang around outside." [r9k] walks away and heads outside the mansion.

"What's up with him?" says /qst/-tan.

"I think he still feels bad about that winterball years ago when he freaked out over her. I'm sure he's fine." says /cm/. "Lets go." The two them walk over to /int/-tans room, where they find her on her computer.

"Bonjour! Herro zere, what reason 'ave you come?" says /int/-tan.

"We're going to find [s4s]!" says /qst/-tan. "Don't worry, we won't let you down!"

"Sugoi! I vill be waiting for your return! 'ere, take zis! Пpoщaй!" says /int/ as she hands a $20 bill to /qst/.

"Thank you! We'll do our best!" says /qst/, as he and /cm/ leave the room.

"What now, /qst/? We probably still don't have enough money to buy anything because /pol/ didn't reward us." says /cm/.

>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Leave and head over to the shitpost caves
>Write in
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>>3765027
>Count the money
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>>3765032
This!
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>>3765027
>>3765032
>>3765036
/qst/ counts the amount of money they have. "We only have $30 dollars. Hopefully this quest will get us some more cash!" says /qst/.

"Yeah. Who knows, maybe if we're lucky we'll find some cash in that cave." says /cm/. "So, what now?"

>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Leave and head over to the shitpost caves
>Write in
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By the way the amount of money we have is in the stats pastebin under inventory.
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>>3765048
>Steal cash from /tg/'s room.
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>>3765048
>>3765054
I have a better idea. Tell /cm/ to go with /tg/ and ask him for money while making the cutest face possible.
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>>3765062
This! I change to this!
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>>3765048
>>3765054
>>3765062
"I got an idea. /cm/, why don't you help me beg my older brother /tg/ to give us money? If you look cute maybe he'll accept!" says /qst/.

"Alright, I'll try." says /cm/. The two of the walk over to /tg/'s room, and find him inside painting some warhammer figures again.

"What do you want this time? I'm busy." says /tg/.

"Can you pllllllleeeeaaaaasssseeeeeee give us some extra cash? We're on a quest to save [s4s]-tan from some dangerous caves, and we need money to get equipped!" says /cm/, while trying to look as cute as possible.

"... Fine. Here, take $30." /tg/ throws some money at /qst/. "Now leave me alone."

"Nice! What should we do now, /qst/?" says /cm/, as the two of them leave /tg/'s room.

>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Leave and head over to the shitpost caves
>Write in
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>>3765075
>Go see /k/
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>>3765075
now let's do the same with /ck/ to see if she gives us a discount. this time both /qst/ and /cm/ will act cute
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>>3765082
Go here first.
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>>3765075
>>3765082
>>3765086
"Lets try this idea again, but see if we can get /ck/ to give us a discount!" says /qst/. "And this time, I'll act cute too!"

"Alright, lets go then." says /cm/-tan. The two of them walk into /ck/'s food store, and see her behind the counter watching more ja/ck/ videos again.

".... Oh, you two! Didn't see you come in." /ck/ quickly turns off the video and looks at /qst/ and /cm/. "Take a look and buy anything you like!" says /ck/.

"Thank you!" says /qst/, as he rubs his shoulder and side of his face against /cm/'s "We were wondering if you could give us a discount... We're a bit low on cash, and we're going to save [s4s]-tan!"

"Yeah, we need as many supplies as we can get!" says /cm/-tan.

"Awww, aren't you two precious! I'll give you a 50% discount on your first choice." says /ck/.

Current cash: $60
>Bread (Heals 10 HP, can't use in battle) $20
>Healing Monster Drink (Heals 10 HP) $30
>Magic Monster Drink (Heals 5 MP) $30
>Activated Almonds (+3 attack and magic for 3 turns) $30
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>>3765089
are these the prices with discount?
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>>3765090
Without
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>>3765093
oh, I see
>1 Healing Monster Drink
>1 Magic Monster Drink
Not sure if the others want to buy anything else or if they want to save the money for later
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>>3765094
This is prefect. We can save for later.
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>>3765089
>>3765094
>>3765095
"We'll take the healing monster drink and the magic monster drink!" says /qst/-tan.

"Alright, with the discount that'll be $45." says /ck/, as she puts the drinks on the counter.

"Alright, here you go!" /qst/ puts $45 on the counter and takes the drinks. "Thank you so much!" says /qst/.

"You're welcome! Come back soon!" says /ck/-tan.

"Alright, we only have $15 now, so we probably can't buy anything from the other stores." says /cm/.

>Go to one of the equipment/supplies stores to get prepared (/fa/'s, /k/'s, or /ck/'s stores)
>Go ask /qa/ for more information on something
>Leave and head over to the shitpost caves
>Write in
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>>3765101
>Leave and head over to the shitpost caves
>tfw poorfag
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>>3765101
>Buy duct tape or something from /k/.
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>>3765101
>>3765104
>>3765103
"Hey, lets see if we can buy some duct tape from /k/! You never know when that will come in handy!" says /qst/-tan. The two of them head over to /k/'s weapon store, and find /k/ polishing some guns.

"Ah, hello. I'm afraid I don't have any new stock yet, but please, buy whatever won't get you arrested." says /k/.

"We're not here for weapons, do you have any duct tape we could buy?" asks /qst/.

"Oh, you need a roll of duct tape? Sure, have one on the house." /k/ tosses a roll of duct tape at /qst/. "You'll have to pay for any extra ones though."

"Thanks!" says /qst/. /qst/ and /cm/ leave the store and exit the mansion, and find [r9k] waiting for them outside.

"Finally. Bane said the cave is surrounded by dense forest, so flying over there isn't possible. We'll have to walk." says [r9k].

"Lets get going then!" /qst/ says, as he starts walking into the forest. /cm/ takes out /i/'s map which can be seen here >>3736392.

"We'll be going through pepe woods again. Hopefully we don't run into any trouble." says /cm/, as the party follows a path through the forest. The party eventually makes it to pepe woods, and once again hear the sound of the frogs coming from the outskirts of the path. "This path takes a more indirect path to the caves, but if we took a shortcut through some thickets it should cut down our travel time. Alternatively, there's also a shallow stream we can follow that leads into the caves, but is probably more populated by those pepe frogs. Your choice, /qst/." says /cm/.

>Keep following the path
>Take a shortcut through the thicket
>Take the shortcut by following the stream
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>>3765135
>Take the shortcut by following the stream
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>>3765144
seconding. without /tv/ alive this path should be easier to travel
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>>3765135
>>3765144
>>3765162
"Lets take the stream path. /tv/'s studio had a bunch of frogposting anons there, so with them dead there should be less frogposters and pepes around here!" says /qst/. The party walks over to the stream, and follows the edge of the stream through the forest. Some pepes can be seen near the stream, but they mostly mind their own business or hop away when the party gets close. Only one or two frogposting anons could be seen attempting to catch the pepes, and they paid no mind to the party. After about a two hour's walk, the party makes it to the entrance of the shitpost caves. A large rock wall with a large opening looms above the party.

"Well, lets hope [s4s] is in there and that this isn't a waste of time." says [r9k]. As the party is about the enter the cave, they hear a loud, booming voice above them.

"I can't let you do that, son of man." Suddenly, a large pillar of light shines in front of the cave entrance, and something slowly descends in front of the party! "I already know you won't accept the words of our Lords, and won't buy our games. In the perfect world of law we are working on creating, we can't have agents of chaos like you. You will be obliterated."

"Todd?! Again?!" says both /qst/ and /cm/.

"I am no longer the simple Todd Howard. I am MetaTodd, agent of our lords. Prepare for obliteration, heretics."

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To be continued tomorrow at 8PM PST. Thanks for playing!
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>>3765176
Can't we just use the trick of looking super cute with Todd and see if he sells us a game for $15 and a can of Monster so he can finally leave us alone?
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>>3765176
The Bog Bros and now this? Is /tv/'s ghost out for revenge?
Night QM!
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>>3765176
>"Fine, I'll buy TES VI when it comes out. IF you put Kirkbride in charge of the story team. A Morrowind remaster is good to."
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>>3765176
>>3765179
>>3765508
/qst/ and /cm/ try looking cute together again to persuade Todd. "Awww, can't you please give us a game at a discount? We'll buy TES VI if you put Kirkbridge on the team!" says /qst/.

"Don't try and swindle me, you impure heretics. It wouldn't matter if you bought a million copies of my games, such as Fallout 76™, you can't be forgiven for your first sins of not buying our games. Our Lords have deemed you unfit to live any longer!" says MetaTodd. "Prepare for obliteration!"

-BATTLE!-
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO6LWQhvzRw

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 4
20/20 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 4
HP: 12/12
MP: 10/10

[r9k]-tan: Level: 4
HP: 15/15
MP: 3/3

ENEMY:
MetaTodd:
50/50 HP

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for all three party members)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3767139
/qst/ and /r9k/ do a combined attack while /cm/ throws a cuteness blast
REEEEEE FUCK YOU TODD
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>>3767166
support
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>>3767166
Do it!
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>>3767139
>>3767166
>>3767168
[r9k] unsheathes his katana, and prepares an attack on MetaTodd! [r9k] rolls a 18 (+1), and lands a direct hit, dealing 4 damage!

"You call that an attack? You are no match against me!"

/qst/-tan prepares an attack, and rolls a 13 (+0), landing a hit and dealing 5 damage!

/cm/ prepares to cast a cuteness blast, and rolls a 12 (+0), hitting and dealing 8 damage!

Todd's eyes start glowing! Todd rolls a 14, and shoots eye lasers at /cm/, dealing 2 damage!

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 4
20/20 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 4
HP: 10/12
MP: 9/10

[r9k]-tan: Level: 4
HP: 15/15
MP: 3/3

ENEMY:
MetaTodd:
33/50 HP

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for all three party members)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3767195
>"Fine! I'll Pre-order TES VI if you put Michael Kirkbride in charge of the script and leave us alone."
If he doesn't stop, repeat this >>3767166 (checked)
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>>3767195
goddammit, why they always go for /cm/
>/qst/ attacks
>/cm/ launches a cuteness blast
>/r9k/ attacks with mass slasher
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>Ask about how he became an arch angel. Is /tv/ involved?
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>>3767206
Also this.
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>>3767195
>>3767204
>>3767206
>>3767214
>>3767230
"Fine! I'll Pre-order TES VI if-"

"SILENCE! You must be erased!"

"Can you at least tell us why you're an arch angel?" asks /qst/.

"No."

[r9k] prepares his katana, and lets loose a flurry of slashes! All slashes hit, dealing a total of 12 damage to MetaTodd!

/qst/-tan prepares an attack, and rolls a 4 (+0), dealing 5 damage!

/cm/ casts cuteness blast, and rolls a 18 (+0), dealing 8 damage!

MetaTodd prepares to attack /cm/, and rolls a 3 (+0), and deals 5 damage!

PARTY:
/qst/-tan: Level 4
20/20 HP
0/0 MP

/cm/-tan: Level 4
HP: 5/12
MP: 8/10

[r9k]-tan: Level: 4
HP: 15/15
MP: 2/3

ENEMY:
MetaTodd:
9/50 HP

OPTIONS: (Choose an option for all three party members)
>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>MAGIC/ABILITY
>ITEM
>RUN
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>>3767245
Wait fuck Todd should have 8 HP not 9
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>>3767245
motherfucker son of bitch, stop attacking /cm/ you jewish piece of shit
>/cm/ heals himself
>/qst/ and /r9k/ go nuclear on todd and cut his fucking head
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>>3767245
This a lot! >>3767254
>Tell Todd he wasted his time and life chasing kids when he could he going after whale's wallets!
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>>3767254
oh, and they yell "I THINK FALLOUT NEW VEGAS IS THE BEST ENTRY ON THE SERIES" while attacking Todd
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>>3767265
support
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>>3767245
>>3767254
>>3767260
>>3767265
>>3767284
/qst/ and [r9k] prepare a finishing attack! "[r9k], lets go for the head!" /qst/ and [r9k] leap at MetaTodd, and slash his head! His head comes flying off! "I THINK FALLOUT NEW VEGAS IS THE BEST ENTRY OF THE SERIES!" yells /qst/.

"ERROR... NEW VEGAS... ISN'T... MY GAM-" MetaTodd suddenly explodes into tiny bits!

"Whoa!" says /qst/ as he's knocked back by the blast of the explosion.

-VICTORY!-
The party gains 30 EXP!
Obtained $40!

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To be continued Thursday 6PM PST. Sorry that I have to end it early today, and that I'm busy tomorrow. Thanks for playing, I'll probably make a new thread when I continue.
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>>3767301
Woo! Good riddance!
Good night!
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>>3767301
that's what he gets for messing with my catboy
see you on the next thread, qm
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