Seventeen years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have more than earned their title of warrior race. After the now-legendary Siege of New Salda broke the might of the Covenant’s empire, no other empire has dared to openly challenge the PTO’s military superiority, or the mighty Saiyans in battle. Entire systems have surrendered without a fight, thanks in part to the battle being spread far and wide through the Vox media empire. But how long can the might of the Saiyans remain unchallenged?Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 748. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a last-recorded powerlevel of 9,481,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, husband and mate to Meloka, father of many, champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, and as “The Dragon of New Salda” you are the unbroken symbol of the PTO’s might across the stars. The Saiyan race has enjoyed an unprecedented time of peace, but it seems that peace may br coming to an end.Character Sheet, powerlevels, and other pastebins: https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute votes, 3 votes minimum to proceed>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of 3 wins>If any two roll posts are within the same second, they will be counted as one roll and I’ll take the higher number(s)>When votes are given, DO NOT pick every option. Pick -ONE- option, unless stated otherwise>Crits are nat 100, unless otherwise noted(a 99 may net you an extra bonus)>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes the DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can and will be shut down at my discretion>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any reason whatsoever>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=YvJjBlzsjkkCurrent Arc: Ghosts of the Past
>>3755650Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:After almost a year of training, preparing for the invasion of the Tuffle-made avenger Hatchiyack, your life has settled into a rhythm of relative calm. Day in and day out you spend your time training, pushing your body to the limits while also pushing those around you. Your family and close friends all know what’s coming, but while the greater Saiyan population seems to be unaware, King Vegeta IV has been taking steps to prepare. Including setting up a defensive satellite array armed with repurposed Covenant glassing cannons and shields capable of withstanding that level of firepower, at least for a time. But as the last month until the fateful day continued, your longtime ally Aku arrived with his seven daughters, saying they were coming for vacation. But unfortunately it seems other demons followed him, all to get at Raven. As we rejoin Karn, you’ve defeated Azazel’s first attack, but he seems to just be getting started.“I was trying to be merciful, mortal.” the red demon before you says, summoning a sword visibly radiating with some sort of magical power. “That shot would have killed you instantly, but it seems you wish to die slowly, and painfully. Very well, have it your way.”Azazel takes an unfamiliar stance with his sword, but before you can react he’s gone. You wonder where he is, preparing to sense for his ki when you suddenly feel something sharp against your neck.“It would be so easy to kill you right now.” the demon whispers in your ear. You stay very still, waiting for the right moment to break free and attack. Were he holding a normal sword you wouldn’t hesitate, but you’ve seen firsthand what demon weapons can do. “A simple cut, a twitch of the hand, and your life would be over. Tell me, Saiyan, what is it like to be powerless? To be held helpless, subject to the whims of another with no control over your life?”“I’ll tell you when it happens.” you say, conjuring Dragon Force around your neck between it and his blade then using it’s Eternal Dragon ability. Dragon Force becomes tangible, scales hardening into a nigh-indestructible barrier between your throat and the demon. But it seems it wasn’t needed, the demon teleporting back in front of you.“Insolent mortal.” Azazel spits, conjuring a second blade and taking an odd stance as you again banish your Stand. “I shall show you just how helpless you really are.”What now?>Rush and attack>Focus on defense>Super Ki Blade and attack>Super Ki Blade and defend>Guided Eye Beams>Multiform, go 2v1>Multiform, go 4v1>Go Super Saiyan>Go Berserker, rip and tear>Go Champion, you can’t do this alone>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3755655>>Multiform, go 2v1
>>3755655>>Multiform, go 2v1>Guided Eye BeamsPew pew pew!
>>3755655>>Multiform, go 2v1>Guided Eye Beamsthis>>3755683PEW PEW, PEW PEW PEW, PEW PEW!
Can we eventually just learn to multi-form our eyeballs?
>>3755708>>3755683...i mean, can't we just guide death beam shots from our fingers?that's all eye beams are, you know. there's not much point doing it from our eyes when our hands are free and we're not trying to surprise someone.
>When votes are given, DO NOT pick every option. Pick -ONE- option, unless stated otherwiseOff to a great start today>>3755681>>3755683>>3755695Multiform, go 2v1 and I’ll give it, Guided Eye Beams wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
Rolled 29, 85, 2 = 116 (3d100)>>3755716
Rolled 27, 73, 76 = 176 (3d100)>>3755716
Rolled 38, 80, 99 = 217 (3d100)>>3755716
>>3755716Aw shit I'm sorry GD, I was just distracted by, uh, how handsome you were.Yes.That's what happened.
>>3755725>>3755721>>3755720....of course, why do we never get the first fucking roll with this shit? Seriously, for the last 3 weeks we almost never get it. The second and third rolls are great, but that first. At least it wasn't a one.
>>3755727he'd accept the idea as one item if someone combined them into a write-in but then nobody'd vote for it>>3755731Hey, two out of three ain't bad.
>>3755740>Combining votes when they imply us splitting.You mad man.
>>3755720>>3755721>>375572538/100, 85/100, 99/100. Well, this is interesting. Seems like we’ve got one failure, one success, and a special success, writing.
>>3755655>>3755655“I’m not helpless.” you say, crossing your arms before you. “Especially when I can watch my own back.”“Wait, what?” he asks as you shout, raising your power. But instead of transforming you focus your power, slowly splitting yourself in two. “What is this?”“What’s the matter?” you say, both of you speaking in sync as your bodies move into your fighting stances. “Not ready to take on someone who can fight back?”“Such tricks are useless against me.” Azazel says, once more vanishing. Before you can react, something slashes one of your left legs. Your leftmost body drops, caught completely unaware as that leg loses the strength to hold one body upright. Your head turns, just in time to see the red smoke as Azazel vanishes once more. You turn and look to yourself, you watching each of your backs. But where did he go? “Lost me already, mortal?”You both look up, seeing the demon hovering in the air with his arms crossed. His smug demeanor is starting to piss you off, you’re gonna make this bastard bleed.“Can you really expect to beat me with such a simple trick?” he asks, eyes narrowed. “I will-huh?”“HAAAAA!!” you shout, your standing body firing your Eye Beams up at him. The demon smirks at your attack, waiting until it almost hits him before vanishing. But this time you’re ready, the you on the ground immediately firing your Eye Beams at yourself. As you’d thought, Azazel appears behind the standing Karn, ready to cut you down with his sword, but you were ready. The beams you fired from your body on the ground reach the demon, both piercing straight through Azazel’s armor. His jaw drops, looking down at the holes in his chest.“Wh-What?” Azazel says, dropping one sword and reaching up to the holes. His dropped sword vanishes as he drops it, both of you focusing on your Eye Beams and guiding them back towards the distracted demon. He doesn’t see the attacks coming, the beams you’d fired into the air crashing into his chest and left shoulder, while the two that already pierced him turn back around and pierce through the backs of his knees. As your beams make several more holes in the demon he vanishes, appearing several feet away. His breathing is ragged, the demon glaring at you with hate in his eyes as you rise to your feet beside yourself. “You... You filthy mortal! I shall destroy you!!”Azazel roars in outrage, an aura of hellfire springing up around him. Seems you’ve really pissed him off now, you’d better be ready for anything.What now?>Rush and attack, take him down >Super Ki Blade, rush and Su Ma>Super Ki Blade, rush and Djem So>Defend, watch your backs>Hellzone Grenades>Recombine and go Super Saiyan, you should be able to keep up with him while transformed>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3755877>>Recombine and go Super Saiyan, you should be able to keep up with him while transformed
>>3755877Bitch, you just got BOI'd.>Super Ki Blade, rush and Djem So, and have the clone keep up the Eye Beam's.This motherfucker gets to die mad.
>>3755877>>Super Ki Blade, rush and Djem SoWe don’t want to go SS I think, since we go green that way, and that might clue them in that we’re Trigon’s Bane. Hey GD, given Karn knows demons don’t Perks die unless he kills them with Dragon Force, I assume we don’t need to specify killing Azazel and the others with Dragon Force via a write in?
>>3755909We’ll see when we get to that point. Unless he nopes out first
>>3755909Huh. I didn’t mean to post this sorry. How do I delete a post on Mobile?
>>3755877>>3755903changing my vote to >>Super Ki Blade, rush and Djem So
>>3755917Hit the little dots
>>3755928>>3755915>>3755909>>3755908Super Ki Blade, rush and Djem So wins it. Interesting, roll me 4d100.First 2 DCs 55Second 2 DCs 70
Rolled 29, 54, 95, 6 = 184 (4d100)>>3755978Yeet!
Rolled 42, 71, 35, 12 = 160 (4d100)
Rolled 7, 15, 19, 28 = 69 (4d100)>>3755978I trained with the blade
Rolled 41, 47, 48, 84 = 220 (4d100)>>3755984>>3755987>>3755992You guys suck, let me warm up the dice for you.
>>3755984>>3755987>>375599242/100, 71/100, 95/100, 28/100. Fail, success, success, fail. Well then, writing.
Our problem here, is that we rushed and Djem So'd, when we should take taken advantage of our lower PL due to multiform and our bodies ability to work together, and Rushed and Su Ma'd.Wish I realized this before I got in the shower.
>>3755877“Bring it on!” you shout, both of you creating your Super Ki Blades and rushing the demon. His aura is strong, trying to push you back, but he can’t stop you. Both of your bodies rush through his flaming aura, swinging the blades at him. Azazel conjures his second sword again, blocking both of your attacks. “I’ll take you down!”“You can’t touch me!” Azazel replies, vanishing once more. You feel a slash across one of your backs while stabbed in the other body’s leg, vanishing again as both of you spin to cut him down. “Insolent mortal, I shall destroy you!”“Try it!” you shout, both of you continuing your two spins and slashing at the demon. He manages to block, but your combined attacks send the demon flying back. He vanishes again, but you’ve figured him out now. As Azazel vanishes and reappears, your slashed back copy twists, swinging the Super Ki Blade down at the demon. Your blade drops down, Azazel appearing beneath your blade and barely bringing his blades up into an “x” to block. His two swords catch yours, then pulls one sword back and stabs you in the chest as your other body twists, bringing your blade down and chopping his arm that stabs you right off. “HA! Gotcha!”“WHAT?!” Azazel shouts in surprise, teleporting away from you both and dropping his other sword, clutching at his stump of an arm. “You! How?!”“Heh, recover from that one, asshole.” you mutter, placing a hand on your other chest, merging your two bodies back together. The injuries both bodies sustained are halved as your come back together. Had you not, that half of you may have died from that chest wound, now reduced to merely painful. Once combined you turn back to Azazel, jaw dropping as you watch his arm begin to grow back. “Wait, what?”“Did you think that something like this would stop me?” he asks, opening and closing his hand as his arm returns to normal. “But it seems that I have underestimated you. Be grateful, mortal. I, the mighty Azazel, shall now treat you as an actual opponent. Prepare yourself, for this time, I shall take your head.”What now?>Rush and attack, crush him>Defend, see what he’s going to do>Focus on evading him, don’t let him get too close>Hellzone Grenade, turn the area around you into a minefield>Rush in and grab the demon, unleash your Grinder attack and break him>You can feel New Salda’s rage, take your Champion form>Transform into your Berserk form>Go Berserk and summon Dragon Force, crush him>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3756213>You can feel New Salda’s rage, take your Champion form
>>3756213>>You can feel New Salda’s rage, take your Champion form
>>3756222>>3756229>>3756234>>3756273You can feel New Salda’s rage, take your Champion form wins it. Roll me a d100DC 50
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3756300
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3756300Watch this Nat 100.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3756300FUCK>>3756319
>>3756328......FUCK YOU DICE!
>>3756307>>3756319>>375632878/100. Impressive success, writing.
>>3756319Perfectly Balanced. As all thing should be.Ngl. Fighting Thanos at somepoint would be dope.
>>3756333Movie Thanos or comic Thanos? This is important.
Guys any reason we aren't at least in super saiyan?
>>3756343Well movie Thanos would get his shit pushed in by our children.
>>3756391Please don't start shit during game hours. Wait until later to pull out your purist dick and have a pissing match.
>>3756383Because we want to be assholes.
>>3756409Nothing to do with stupid cross-media factionalism. The power scale is objectively different. It's the same thing when you compare DB anime to the manga. Or the Witcher games with the books. Most prominently warhammer lore to mechanics.Also, fuck off trying to be some sort of arbiter. This is America.
>>3756213“That being doesn’t belong.” the voice of New Salda’s avatar appears booming in your head. “It’s blood is vile, and poisons the earth. You must crush it, eradicate it and scatter its ashes to the wind.”“Gladly. Mind giving me a hand?” you ask it, feeling the planet’s aura quickly enveloping you as you shut your eyes. You feel your body becoming strengthened by the energy of the planet, strength skyrocketing skyward. “GRRRRAAAAAAAA!!”“What is this?” Azazel asks, as the powerful green aura envelops you. You sigh out as your body takes on the Champion form, eyes opening and glaring at the demon. “What are you?”“I am New Salda’s Champion!” you say, dashing aside and leaving an Afterimage behind. The demon doesn’t see you moving around behind him, and with a shout you swing a backhand into the side of his head. With a cry Azazel is sent flying, teleporting after a few seconds behind you. But you’re ready, backflipping and sending a twisting kick at him. Your leg hits his sword, it’s red energy clashing against your green. But after a moment your aura and power wins, your leg shattering his sword and kicking him and connecting with his jaw. “And it’s time for you to get off my planet.”“So you’re an avatar as well.” he says, teleporting back to his feet and wiping the blood from his mouth with the back of his hand. “This may actually prove a challenge.”“C’mon, is that all you’ve got?” you say, flaring your deep green aura around you before dashing back towards the demon. He vanishes just as your fist would’ve connected, appearing under you and swinging up with a curved blade. You twist aside, narrowly dodging the slashing blade and retaliating with a twisting backfist. Your fist catches him in the side of the head, sending the demon again flying away. Again he teleports, this time you ducking under his tail’s piercing point. Azazel tries to stab you in the eye, but you avoid it, spinning and sweeping his legs out from under him then kicking the demon into the air with your other foot.“D-Damn you mortal!!” Azazel roars, demonic fire aura flaring up around him as he halts his ascent. “That’s it, you die!”You watch as he lifts one arm above his head, creating a massive ball of fiery ki overhead. He feeds more and more power into it, his attack quickly growing to twice, three, no four times his own size.“You can dodge this if you want, but your precious world will die!” he shouts, laughing maniacally. “So, what now, mortal? What will you do?”Well?>Summon Dragon Force, Dragon’s Glare and sap his power>Final Flash, show him true power>Piercing Fist MkII, punch straight through both it and Azazel >Barrier, block his attack without expending much power>Catch his attack, and use your power to send it back at him>Other(write in)
>>3756513>>Piercing Fist MkII, punch straight through both it and AzazelDoes this option use Dragon Force to kill him?
>>3756513>Super Saiyan>Final Flash, show him true power
>>3756513>Piercing Fist MkII, punch straight through both it and Azazel
>>3756526Does it say that?
>>3756513>Super Saiyan>Piercing Fist MkII
>>3756513>>Summon Dragon Force, Dragon’s Glare and sap his powerAlright changing my vote then.
>>3756419The flex, I think. We're basically just ripping him apart at our weakest because we can. >>3756513>Super Saiyan >Final Flash, show him true power And here's the flex. 'Eh? I guess it's time to stop playing then.'
Guys remember, unless we use Dragon Force to kill this asshole, he's just gunna respawn in Hell, and then he's gunna tell everyone where Raven is living. If we want to avoid continuous petty demonic attacks on our baby girl for her title we need to perma kill these assholes with Dragon Force.
>>3756543Changing vote. I wanna just dragon fist punch him in champ mode.
>>3756561this.>>3756513>Summon Dragon Force, Dragon’s Glare and sap his power
>>3756513>Super saiyan>Catch his attack, and use your power to send it back at himThe safer option in my opinion
>>3756561u right>>3756513>Summon Dragon Force, Dragon’s Glare and sap his power
>>3756513>Summon Dragon Force, Dragon’s Glare and sap his power
Also, Fucking Damn It Aku, next time you feel like visiting fucking do a scrambled teleportation or something!
>>3756526>>3756528>>3756537>>3756547>>3756548>>3756554>>3756562>>3756565>>3756568>>3756569>>3756576Looks like the two most popular are Super Saiyan, Dragon Force, then Dragon’s Glare wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 35Second DC 75
Rolled 26, 47 = 73 (2d100)>>3756618
Rolled 3, 62 = 65 (2d100)>>3756618
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>3756618
Rolled 54, 13 = 67 (2d100)>>3756618
Rolled 15, 52 = 67 (2d100)>>3756618
Rolled 87, 14 = 101 (2d100)>>3756618Whelp
>>3756626>>3756630>>3756635Well, we got close.
>>3756626>>3756630>>375663554/100, 62/100. Success then failure, you almost got him. Writing.
>>3756513“I will not let you destroy my world!” you roar, Dragon Force roaring with you as it appears wrapped around your right arm. You Transform as well into your Super Saiyan form, your Stand growing massive as well. Focusing your ki, Dragon Force fires a pair of red beams from its eyes, striking Azazel’s attack dead center. He looks curiously to the beams, realization dawning as he clearly feels the drain.“N-n-no way, you’re-!!?” Azazel stammers, you almost able to feel his fear from here. He clearly knows who you are, and is afraid. You watch his shrinking attack instantly double, then double again. “I’m not going out like this! Die!!”Azazel then tosses the attack down, making possibly the worst decision. There’s no way you’ll let him live now! You and Dragon Force roar, you launching yourself off the ground as your Stand unravels behind you. Charging headfirst at the attack you swing your fist forward, slamming into the massive ball of demonic energy. But you’re stronger, punching right through it and charging at the demon behind it. He barely has any time to react, trying to teleport away before your attack connects. But while he gets away, you feel your attack connect with something.“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar out, after a moment banishing your Stand as you look around for the demon. You don’t see him anywhere, but you do see Raven defending herself against the female demoness. The red demon is keeping her range, flapping her wings to keep in the air while tossing large fireballs down at your friend. Raven for her part is defending herself with ease, catching each fireball with her own dark energy and smothering each of them. You notice she isn’t letting any of them touch the ground, making sure to extinguish each and every one if them. But before you can question it, the other demon sees you, her pointing up at you and speaking into your mind.“You. You’re Karn, aren’t you.” she says, crooking her finger in a ‘come over here’ gesture as she begins walking over the ground towards you. You can barely call it a walk, the demoness’ movements looking more like a prowl to you. Your instincts warn you that she’s far more dangerous than the one you’d defeated. You can’t sense any ki from her, but your instincts are warning you to flee. “Hmm hmm, this shall be quite fun.”Well, what now?>Ignore her, hunt for Azazel>Drop down to the ground and face this demon head-on>Stay up in the air, keep your distance and rain down ki attacks>Go Berserk, you’re not taking this one lightly>Ask her why they’re here, and who sent them>Other(write in)
>>3757099>>Ignore her, hunt for AzazelYou don't get to escape and report back you damn fuckboi.
>>3757099>"Fuck off.">Ignore her, hunt for Azazel
>>3757099>>Ignore her, hunt for Azazel
>>3757120>>3757121>>3757132>>3757188Ignore her, hunt for Azazel wins it. Very well, roll me a 2d100.First DC 90Second DC 75
Rolled 98, 81 = 179 (2d100)>inb4 someone bitches about ignoring a potential threat AFTER the dice fall>>3757202
Rolled 73, 80 = 153 (2d100)>>3757202Come on Sweet Lady Salda. Find the fuckboi for us.
>>3757202>New Salda In Karns Head>BE VERY QUIET MY CHAMPION! ITS FUCKBOI HUNTING SEASON!
Rolled 81, 65 = 146 (2d100)>>3757202
>>3757205Finally, its our Boi hunting bonus. Guess the new bitch needs to learn what fear is again. And why it's mean and green.
>>3757205>>3757206>>375723198/100, 81/100 Success, writing.
ignore the THOT acquire vengeance
>>3757099You’ll handle her later, you need to take that demon Azazel down first. If it escapes, it could spread Raven’s location to all the other demons. You have to end it, now. Closing your eyes, you put the first two fingers of your right hand to your forehead, focusing your ki senses. But with the energy of the entire planet flowing through you, you can sense every single living thing that belongs on your planet. The trees, the people, the creatures living below the waves, you feel everything. Which is why the three full-demons stand out harshly, you sensing Azazel’s power coming from the far side of the planet.“Come now, Karn.” the demoness says, still walking towards you. “Don’t you want to come down and play?”Instead of answering her, however, you focus on Azazel’s ki and Instant Transmission away. You appear right beside the demon, grabbing him by the collar before he can teleport away.“Wh-Wha?!” Azazel shouts, but you waste no time. Before he can teleport away you slam your fist into his face, feeling several bones shattering. The demon gurgles, thrashing wildly to try and escape, but he’s seemingly unable to teleport with his head smashed in. Focusing, you once more summon Dragon Force, Stand roaring as you toss the demon away. With a final roar Dragon Force unleashes a torrent of flames, drowning the demon in intense flames. Your attack continues for several seconds, ending it only once his form stops thrashing and his ki entirely vanishes.“And stay off my planet.” you mutter, banishing Dragon Force. You sigh out, once again focusing your ki senses. You find the two demons again, focusing on the one you can sense by Raven and once more teleporting with Instant Transmission.“-trio- Karn!?” Raven shouts in alarm, stopping her attack as you appear suddenly between her and the demon.“HAAA!” the hooved, winged demoness roars, tossing another pair of fireballs down. Your aura flares up as you gather your ki, firing a Dual Ki Wave. Your waves punch through the flames, forcing the demoness to evade. But before you can do anything else, you hear an unbelievably loud screech in your mind, hands going to your ears reflexively.“DON’T YOU IGNORE ME!!” the voice from before booms, as suddenly ice spreads around the ground, freezing you to it instantly. You turn in the direction the attack came from, seeing the other demoness is now wielding a massive scythe. Still walking with the same measured pace, you notice she’s barefoot, pale feet walking across the ice without any apparent discomfort as the ice climbs up your feet and to your knees. “Don’t you ignore me, Karn. I came all this way to play with you.”Well, what now?>votes in one minute
>>3757489Pick one>Break free, rush and attack>Super Ki Blade and Djem So>Super Ki Blade and Su Ma>Defend, see what she’s got>Focusing on evading, see what she can do>Hellzone Grenade, don’t let her get any closer>Telepathically warn Raven to get clear, and Red Dawn>Go Berserker to break free of the ice>Pretend to be stuck, lure her in then strike>Other(write in)
>>3757492>>Telepathically warn Raven to get clear, and Red Dawn
>>3757489And also one that's for shits and giggles.>Break free, rush, and attack. "Tag, you're it."
>>3757492>>Go Berserker to break free of the ice
>>3757492>Go Berserker to break free of the ice
>>3757492This>>3757505Lets piss her off Chaya style. >>3757509>>3757511No, stop, they don't deserve to be taken seriously, we have to break their spirit.
>>3757492Telepathically warn raven and combine red dawn with dragon force ( we still don't know what that combo does according to the sheet)
>>3757539do you want to wreck the planet?
>>3757501>>3757505>>3757509>>3757511>>3757518>>3757530>>3757539Go Berserker to break free of the ice wins it. Writing. This is what she’s been waiting on
Rolled 20, 11, 85, 18, 27, 48, 69, 90, 42, 4 = 414 (10d100)>>3757576yeah, I was afraid of this, but I didn't have much better ideas.Also the lack of roll requests concerns me.
>>3757576>that spoilerWe REALLY need to stop using Berserker.
>>3757585>>3757581This is what happens when we don't act like our daughter.
>>3757585>Stop using our most reliable transformationFuck that noise. What we need to do is fucking master it.Be like Ohma. When your someone tells you your transformation is killing you, you tell 'em to fuck off and do it better.
>>3757673That idiot dead though and he left us with a shittier protagonist.
>tfw you wanted to vote to ignore her and go after the flying bitchGood news is we already can infer this ice-queen likes us being on the ground. So maybe we should start flying again. It'll at least make us harder to freeze to the ground. And hey shouldn't our champion boost be bigger since we're on the ground now?
>>3757680He's only dead because Kuroki's beard gives him psychic powers.Also Koga just fucking got here, let him actually have some fucking development before you write him off.
>>3757489“So you want to play, huh?” you say, clenching your fists. “Okay, let’s play.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=K_-BJJ1T_C8“HAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, aura exploding up around you as your body swiftly grows to almost twice your height, muscles rapidly expanding. The ice climbing up your legs shatters, unable to restrain you. Your power explodes upwards, the fury of New Salda combined with the Berserker power nearly overwhelms your mind, but after a moment you get it under control. You take your stance, power radiating off you in waves. “Your move.”“Perfect.” she says, taking her own stance. It’s unusual, her scythe’s long handle resting across her shoulders with the blade down by her feet, left shoulder forward. “I’ve been waiting for this.”And as soon as she finishes speaking, she moves. The demoness quickly closes the gap, spinning and aiming her blade at your ankles. You have only a moment to react, leaping above the cutting edge and aiming your large right knee at her head. Continuing her spin she narrowly dodges your strike, whipping the blade around and up at your back. Once more you evade, backflipping over it while twisting, landing facing her. She doesn’t hesitate, swinging her blade in an uppercut. But she’s way too far to hit you with it, why? That is answered as another sheet of ice quickly spreads across the ground, you leaping over it and dashing at her. You swing a massive fist down, aiming to crush her, but she again evades, leaping back just fast enough to dodge your titanic punch. Your fist crashes hard into the ground, causing the entire planet to shake for just a moment. Looking up, you see her touch down gently, leaping into the air again. But as you watch, she vanishes!“What?” you say, confused. You already can’t sense her energy, but disappearing just made this a whole lot more dangerous. “How...?”“Did you lose me?” the demon again asks directly into your mind, giggling creepily. “Aww, how adorable. This will make carving you up all the more fun!”This is bad. You have no idea where she is, her giggling taunts echoing in your mind. Looking around, you can’t see anything out of the ordinary, besides Raven and the other demoness’ fight. Dammit, you’re like a sitting duck here.But what do you do?>Leap into the air, rain down a barrage of blasts all around the ground near where you were>Hellzone Grenade, turn the area around you into a minefield>Close your eyes and focus, she’s invisible so your eyes aren’t very useful now>Try to find her through your link to New Salda>Explosive Wave, blast everything nearby away>Unmovable Energy Body, defend and tank whatever she’ll do next>Other(write in)
>>3757792>>Try to find her through your link to New Salda
>>3757792>>Hellzone Grenade, turn the area around you into a minefield
>>3757792>Energy Body and Dragon Force, and use New Salda to find her while inside it.Fire shell this ice bitch.
>>3757792>Try to find her through your link to New SaldaSeems like the best thing to do given that we're in Champion mode right now.
>>3757792>Try to find her through your link to New Salda
>>3757792WAIT FUCK I REMEMBER THIS BOSS FIGHTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>3757892Isn't it Priscilla from Dark Souls 1?
>>3757915Right series, wrong game.Anything else is kinda spoiler-ish.
>>3757915It's the Not-Priscilla from Dark Souls 3, Sister Friede. As one might expect from a dlc boss she is quite difficult.
>>3757810>>3757815>>3757818>>3757823>>3757831>>3757869Try to find her through your link to New Salda wins it. Interesting, roll me a 2d100.First DC 40Second DC 70
Rolled 20, 100 = 120 (2d100)>>3757962
Rolled 77, 97 = 174 (2d100)>>3757962Lady Salda show us the way to get this Demonic THOT off your glorious surface!
Rolled 58, 44 = 102 (2d100)>>3757892Took you long enough.>>3757915>>3757950Best boss, her grandpa henchman is pretty rough though. FLAGELLATING FIRE FROM HIS ASS.>>3757962
Rolled 92, 22 = 114 (2d100)>>3757962>>3757966
>>3757966WELL WELL WELL
Okay I guess this is proof, occasional laps aside, New Salda does not approve of Hostile Demonic THOTS on her surface.
>>3757967>>3757966>>3757969God damn my mediocre rolls, BUT WE GOT HER!>>3757971Would have been better, but them seconds.>>3757984We only have two demon women in our lives that are Slada Approved, Raven the good girl, and Towa, the neet that needs a few parenting lessons.
>>3757984This proves Towa ain't a thot.
>>3757966>>3757967>>375796977/100, CRIT/100. Well it looks like we’re doing this now, writing. Skipping quite a bit of the fight with this crit.
So GD, just a curious question, if the Supreme Kai hooked us and Frieza up with the Potara rings(which we would use on our tails obviously), what would our power be at? Would we be past Fat Buu tier or still in that range?
>>3757792Dammit, you can’t beat her if you can’t find her. But without having a ki signature to sense, you’re left in the dark. But thankfully, you’re not fighting alone.“Can you find her?” you ask telepathically, New Salda’s avatar not responding. But after several seconds, what looks like a film or filter begins to appear over your eyes. Everything is now tinted green, but as you look around you see a noticeable glowing red trail in the air. “What is this?”“It’s the demon’s corruption.” New Salda’s avatar tells you. “They do not belong, and leave a stain wherever they go in this realm. Now you can see it as well.”“Thanks. I can take her down like this.” you reply, looking around to follow the corruption trail back towards the source. You turn, seeing a glowing outline of the demoness quickly approaching you. But as you see her rush, you notice a problem immediately. You can’t see her weapon!“Dammit.” you mutter, gathering your ki into your right hand’s index finger. Without knowing her weapon’s range, it’s best not to let her get too close. So you swing your arm, swiping a Death Slash at the approaching demon. She has to leap aside, her voice returning into your mind.“Oh, how very impressive.” she tells you tauntingly, you following her retreat and following up with a Scatter Beam. She leaps up and over your beams, and despite you firing another Death Slash, she leaps with a twisting flip over it, landing and facing you. “You’re still keeping track of me. And here I thought I had my energy fully suppressed, too. You’re something else, Karn.”She then fades back into the visible spectrum, pulling her scythe back then swinging, sending a blade of demonic ki almost identical to your Death Slash at you. You match her attack with your own, but your strength is apparently much greater than her own. Your blade shatters hers, and before she can dodge slashes deep into her chest.“I-Ah?” she actually says instead of thinks, clutching at her bleeding wound as she drops to her knees. Her dress quickly becomes soaked in her blood, dyeing it a deep crimson. “You...Got me?”“It’s over.” you say, gathering your ki into your right hand to finish this. But as you step forward to end her, she looks up at you with a maniacal grin.“Not. Yet.” she says with a smile, an extremely powerful demonic aura suddenly springing up around her. What the hell is this?cont
>>3758257I mean, if we're going off of the Powerlevel of Fusee 1 x the Powerlevel of Fusee 2 GD's got in the transformations pastebin our powerlevel would be absurdly off the charts. Like, there wouldn't be a thing alive in the universe that could stand up to us. We could probably roll Beerus easily.
>>3758434>“Not. Yet.” she says with a smile, an extremely powerful demonic aura suddenly springing up around her. What the hell is this?"NO! I GOT A CRIT THAT MEANS YOU LOSE!"
>>3758448You forgot to add a multiplier for "the combined power of bros" to the resultant Karn and Freeza fusion
>>3758448Doubt we'd roll Beerus, but looking at things we'd give Kid Buu a run.
>>3758434“DYYYAAAAAAAA!!” she screams out, disappearing within the demonic flames as they change from red to black. You’re forced to leap back, watching as the demoness leaps into the air. You watch as the demonic flames cover her, her body beginning to grow. It takes several seconds for your foe to transform, dropping back to the ground and standing tall up out of the flames. You’re greeted with the sight of the demoness transformed, looking far more monstrous than before. She’s now covered in what seems to be white fur, even growing a tail. Where before was a demon at roughly a normal humanoid size, she now stands eye-to-eye with your Berserker form. And her powerlevel has also exploded upwards, strength almost on par with your Berserker strength. Her scythe has changed as well, becoming a much larger weapon. “Now we get to play for real, Karn. I hope you’re ready.”Well, what now?>Rush and attack, beat her down>Super Ki Blade and Djem So, overpower her>Super Ki Blade and Su Ma, outmaneuver her>Defend, see what this new form can do>Evade, you have a bad feeling about that weapon>Dragon Force, crush her with your Stand’s power>Final Flash, end her now>Ascended Berserker, show this demoness true power>Other(write in)
>>3758489>>Dragon Force, crush her with your Stand’s power
>>3758456>"NO! I GOT A CRIT THAT MEANS YOU LOSE!"No, that means you pushed her right into her final form almost immediately
>>3758489>Grab her by the throat and just keep choking her out. Or squeeze till she snaps.KARNAGE!
>>3758489>>Ascended Berserker, show this demoness true powerTHIS IS TRUUUUUUUUUE POOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!
>>3758489>Ascended Berserker, show this demoness true power>Dragon ForceAll or nothing
>>3758497>>3758506>>3758511>>37585182 for Dragon Force, and 2 for Ascended. So then, time for a tiebreaker:>Dragon Force>Ascended Berserker>Dragon Force AND Ascended BerserkerTEN MINUTE VOTE
>>3758571>Dragon Force AND Ascended BerserkerBALLS TO THE WALLS
>>3758571>>Dragon Force AND Ascended Berserker'Karn, what are you doing?!''Finishing this fight.'
>>3758571>>Dragon Force AND Ascended BerserkerIT'S LIKE THESE GODDAMN DEMONS DON'T LEARN
>>3758571>>Dragon Force AND Ascended Berserker
We're gonna' get spanked so hard.
>>3758579>>3758597Oh shut up you whinny fag. We're gunna kill this bitch, then Raven's bitchy half sister, and then we're going to go on about our merry way.
>>3758571>Dragon Force AND Ascended BerserkerLets go, DRAGON GOD PUNCH!
>>3758576>>3758577>>3758579>>3758580>>3758581>>3758594>>3758610Well I would say this is a terrible idea, but there’s still a chance this could work. Roll me a 3d100.First DC 60Second DC 80Third DC 90
Rolled 70, 27, 12 = 109 (3d100)>>3758618Watch GD. New Salda will provide us with her blessing to cleanse this scum from her glorious surface.
>>3758608What if we instead keep this chick around as a trophy. It's an awfully fluffy tail. It's all part of the yandere collection. We're gonna kill her.
Rolled 82, 60, 73 = 215 (3d100)>>3758618Ah, shit. Here we go again.
Rolled 42, 24, 12 = 78 (3d100)>>3758618
Rolled 46, 98, 99 = 243 (3d100)>>3758618
>>3758630FUCK WHY DID I ROLL
>>3758630You guys don't deserve these rolls.
>>3758628>>3758627WE HAD IT. >>3758630ANON FUCKING HAD IT. DAMN IT!
Just a quick question GD, what would the DC have been for just Dragon Force?
>>3758633Because you're namefagging.
*Sigh* I'm feeling incredibly cucked right now. I'm to bed. I'll read the following bullshit in the morning.
>>3758621>>3758627>>375862880/100, 60/100, 73/100. Success, failure, failure. Well, this will hurt. Writing. I did warn you all last thread she was here specifically FOR you.>>3758645Would have still been high, for spoiled reason
>>3758671Aw well, I'm just looking forward to this beatin' spankin.
>>3758628>>3758630this is painful
>>3758671It wouldn't be a fight for our lives if we didn't botch a really important roll. Also WHERE'S MELOKA?!
>>3758689>WHERE'S MELOKA?!Probably fighting Frankenstein and his monster.
>>3758489“You want to go for real?” you ask, popping your knuckles. “Alright, but just remember, you asked for it. “HAAAAAAA!!”As you roar you dig deep, focusing your ki. You pull out all the stops, going all-out and Ascending. Your power instantly doubles, sparks dancing around your aura. But you’re not done yet! You then leap into the sky, focusing and once more conjuring your Stand, Dragon Force. You’d never tried to use Dragon Force with your full Berserker power before, your Stand immediately trying to rampage. But after all that time spent with Koruza, helping your half-demon son control his autonomous Stand, you’ll be damned if you let yours now run wild. It takes you a few seconds to control your massive Stand, but it quickly falls in line with your will.“This ends now, demon.” your giant Stand bellows, you now towering above her.“My name isn’t ‘demon’.” she says, her voice once more appearing in your mind. “My name is Priscilla. And you should know the name of the one who kills you.”“I’ll crush you!” you bellow, swinging one of your Stand’s massive fists down. But at the last moment she vanishes, your fist slamming down into the ground. But it hits something, you feeling both yours and your Stand’s arms shattering. “GAAAAH?!!”“My name isn’t ‘gaaah’ either.” she speaks in your mind, reappearing on your Stand’s face. “It’s PRISCILLA!!”And with her shout, she slams her scythe’s blade square into your left eye. Again you scream out in pain, recoiling and reaching up towards your injured eye. Priscilla again disappears, and as you writhe in agony you feel her blade again slice yours and your Stand’s flesh, this time the backs of your legs. With another cry of pain and outrage, you fall backwards onto your back with a colossal crash. The pain makes it unable for you to keep your focus, Dragon Force fading with a pained cry.“Wh-What the hell?” you mutter, feeling your exhausted body reverting back to your base form. She didn’t do that much damage, so why are you so exhausted? “What happened?”“Lifedrain, Karn.” the large demoness Priscilla says, giant foot stomping down on you. You cry out helplessly in pain, her stomp breaking both your legs. “Mmmm, yes, scream for me. I want you to cry out more, as my scythe drinks every last drop of your life force!”“Like hell you will!!” a familiar voice shouts.“Huh?” she says, Priscilla turning just in time to get a boot in the face.cont
>>3758826“KYAAAAaaaaaaaa!” Priscilla shouts, as her monstrous form is knocked away. Your savior drops to the ground between you and her, you recognizing that long, flowing golden mane.“M-Meloka.” you say, your wife looking over her shoulder to see you.“Don’t worry hun, I’ll take this from here.” she says, the transformation’s intimidating voice would shake even you if you weren’t used to it. “Caulifla, your father needs your help.”“R-Right!” your daughter shouts, dashing out of Aku’s shadowy form and rushing over towards you. But before she closes half the distance, the yellow-clad ninja appears in a burst of flames, grabbing your daughter from behind. “AAAAAAHH?!!”“No healing for you.” he says, your daughter screaming for her Stand. Triumph appears in it’s fiery glory with a screech, dousing both Caulifla and her assailant in golden flames. But almost as soon as they appear they vanish, you seeing the assassin wannabe has his chain wrapped around her throat.“CAULIFLA!!” Meloka roars, aura exploding up around her. If she wasn’t pissed before she is now, her glare intense enough to melt Katchin. “Let. Her. Go.”“I don’t think so.” he says, chain tightening. You see blood dripping down from it, the links somehow cutting into her! “You move from that spot, and she dies.”“You bastard!” Meloka shouts, trembling in fury. But before she can do anything, several feet of Priscilla’s blade sprouts out her chest from her back, your wife looking down, stunned. “...No...”“That’s for touching me.” Priscilla says, tearing her blade free in a spray of blood.https://youtube.com/watch?v=PvrsG4QGhBQ“No... Momma...” Caulifla says, you feeling something stirring within your daughter. Something familiar, powerful, and very angry. “MOMMA!!”As Caulifla roars the entire planet begins trembling, you feeling her power starting to shoot skyward. Is she, is she gonna do it? You watch as her hair and aura both flash golden for just a moment, blasting the demon holding her away. But Caulifla doesn’t notice, eyes locked square on her mother. Her strength begins fluctuating wildly, lightning crashing into the ground around you all. And with a final, bloodcurdling scream, she does it! Your daughter transforms into a Super Saiyan! But as she transforms, her Stand does as well. It changes as well, once more taking on that fiery form you’d witnessed on Joestar’s ship. But this time it’s massive, towering over the demoness’ large form.“YOU’LL PAY!!” Caulifla roars, her Stand screeching defiantly as well. “I’LL KILL YOU DEAD!!”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 98 paused-
>>3758898And that’s it for tonight, everyone enjoying the start of this new arc? Ready to see what Caulifla can do, and how she acts once her switch has been flipped? Wondering how big this zenkai will be, and what else will go down? All this and more when we resume at noon EST, ten hours from now. And most importantly, is everyone having fun?
>>3758906Not really sure why anons pulled out the big dragon that makes use super vulnerable when we had no idea how strong she was in her new form, pretty stupid move, but I guess it gave us the chance to see what Caulifla can do, at least.
>>3758906I'ma be real wit chu I never actually cared for any of Karn's kids. Doesn't have anything to do with how they are written or anything. I just find them extraneous. Then again I feel the same way about half of Karn's bullshit too. So seeing Caulifla doing things just doesn't do it for me. Also reee sitting out a fight just because of a few minor injuries. I'm still having fun though.
>Roll incredibly well, even crit>Immediately after get hit with hella huge DCs so we get steamrolled and everything immediately goes to shitWhat ever happened to enemies that got weaker as you stabbed the shit out of them?
>>3759212We need to get hit with a fuckton of ridiculous threats to artificially lose all our safety nets before the actual Hatchiyak invasion. It's a weird strat that GD is pulling here, and I sure hope he's not trying to nerf us or anything before disaster strikes.
>>3758898Well shit. If Meloka actually does die here then Caulifla won’t be the only one going absolutely insane.
>>3759212>tough enemy that was hard to pin down gets a second wind>let’s use the form that still clouds our judgement and our stand that drops our guard>yo wtf why are these DCs high
>>3758985That’s why I’d split it up instead of rolling, but the will of anon is hard to anticipate.>>3758996>>3759212I’d warned everyone last time that she was specifically brought by the demoness, who’s still fighting Raven, to take you down. Her scythe actually drinks your life force, stealing your power to incapacitate you without having to overpower you. She just needed a few lucky hits.>>3759311>nerfOr maybe I’m giving your healer a chance to survive what’s coming, and not getting easily ganked because of her low powerlevel.>>3759334Just have to wait and see. Also, SOON
>>3758996Just because our legs are broken doesn't mean we're out of it just yet.We still have the Champion mode senses and telepathy. We may be the Saiyan equivalent to Lieutenant Dan at the moment, but we're still an asset. Also GUIDED EYE BEAMS ARE STILL THE SHIT.
Wait a second. Has Vegeta EVER used the Big Bang Attack on-screen in the quest? I very much remember him using Final Flash a bunch, occasionally Galick Gun, but never Big Bang Attack.
>>3759465Guided Eye Beam I suppose in this case, since she fucked up the one eye.
>>3758898“Heh, that’s my girl.” you mutter, watching as the large demon Priscilla steps towards you daughter. You’re not sure if she’s just confident, or can’t see it, but she pays the giant flaming Stand no mind as she begins walking towards your daughter. “You can do it kiddo.”“I’m not one to fight children.” she says, hefting her scythe high. “I’ll end this quick.”“Die.” Caulifla says, pointing at the demon. Triumph obliges, beam of pure light shooting forth from it’s mouth. The attack takes the demoness head on before she can react, your eyes widening in surprise as the entire upper half of Priscilla just vanishes. One moment it was there, the next Triumph’s attack punched through her like a light in the darkness. After a few seconds the beam ends, the now-topless demon’s remains falling over with a thud. It doesn’t move, did she... actually kill it?”“Damn you!” the yellow-clad demon shouts, throwing his chain spear at Caulifla’s back. But she simply turns and catches the blade, shattering it with one hand. “W-What?”“Begone.” Caulifla says, and again Triumph fires a massive beam of light. But this demon doesn’t stick around, as soon as his attack failed he tried to teleport. You aren’t sure if he made it or not, as once Triumph’s attack ends you see the entire area around where he was standing is now gone. But as your daughter turns back, you see blood still pouring from the cut to her neck and you’re suddenly very worried. Just how deep is she cutYour daughter seems not to notice, however, walking calmly over to Meloka. You struggle to remain conscious, your one good eye struggling to remain open as you will your body to do something, to act; but with your strength still so drained, what can you do? Caulifla starts to reach down towards Meloka, before swaying on her feet. An instant later she falls face-first to the ground, power vanishing as she returns to her base form. You watch in shock as Triumph returns to normal, then reverts back into it’s ball form before vanishing. You feel both Meloka’s and Caulifla’s ki dropping faster by the second: if you don’t act quickly they could both die, and you along with them!But what can you do?>Instant Transmission to them, then teleport you all to your ship>Have Aku take you and the girls to your ship>Have Aku and his girls take you all to the nearest medical facility>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3759617>>Have Aku and his girls take you all to the nearest medical facility
>>3759617>Have Aku and his girls take you all to the nearest medical facility
>>3759617>Have Aku and his girls take you all to the nearest medical facility>Get Dragon Force around Caulifla's wound to try and staunch the flow of blood
>>3759453>SHE needs a lucky hit>on a dc of 80/90 whichever one it was for us to dodgesure GD whatever you need to tell yourself
>>3759617Rule #1, when you are a demon, dont. Fuck. With. The. White. Mage.>Have Aku and his girls take you all to the nearest medical facility
>>3759631wait i misread why did we not shrink our stand to the same size that we did when we were fighting dark rider? its only useful when we are fighting an opponent of similar size its so big no wonder the dc was so high
>>3759651Doesn't Berserk make it default to Porunga size?
>>3759652yes. It's a small dragon on in base form, and can grow Shenron Size in Legendary SS, but Berserk does make it hulk out.
>>3759652>>3759658we can make Berserk dragonforce do the stand thing where it is just big enough to overlap our body
>>3759669>First things first: you have to deal with these shadows, else you won’t be able to see it coming. So you focus, Dragon Force materializing into being around you. You have to focus on it’s size, keeping it down to just the size of your own body. It takes serious effort, but after a second or two you manage to successfully summon it by your side.
>>3759620>>3759621>>3759624>>3759632Have Aku and his girls take you all to the nearest medical facility wins it. Well then, roll me a d1000000+400000
Rolled 747654 + 400000 (1d1000000 + 400000)>>3759679GIB TEN MIL
Rolled 945777 + 400000 (1d1000000 + 400000)>>3759679
Rolled 973230 + 400000 (1d1000000 + 400000)>>3759679
Rolled 211578 + 400000 (1d1000000 + 400000)>>3759679
>>3759689Jesus, we lucked out.
>>3759694and all it cost us was the (hopefully temporary) loss of an eye and our legs
>>3759699I'm not worried about it desu.Vegeta got it waaaaaaayyyyyyyy worse when Goku slapped his shit the first time and the healing tank fixed him up good.
>>3759687>>3759688>>37596891373230/1400000. Impressive, you are now up to 10,854,900, writing.
>>3759712I gotta ask at this point, how do we stack up against the Cell Saga Saiyans?I know we have them beat in terms of transformations, but base powerlevels are kinda up in the air.
>>3759715I believe GD said about 4 threads ago that we’re stronger than Movie 1 Broly, who was able to stomp all over Cell Saga Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, and Piccolo.This recent zenkai probably puts us above Perfect Cell as Berserker and verging on Buu Saga Level as Ascended Berserker.
>>3759715>I know we have them beat in terms of transformations, but base powerlevels are kinda up in the air.Oh wait durr. I’m retarded. We’re probably weaker in base than the Cell Saga Saiyans but we compensate with better transformations as you said
>>3759617“Aku, get over here.” you shout at your ally, the shapeshifter’s gaze turning from your wife and daughter to you. “You could at least help us out here.”“Oh, yes, of course.” Aku says, three dark tendrils stretching out from his chest. He grabs you, Meloka, and Caulifla, his darkness compressing the worst of each of your injuries. “Where is your nearest medical facility?”“That way!” Tatsu and Tomi both point, in the same direction and at the same time. The self-proclaimed ‘Shapeshifting Master of Darkness’ wastes no time, shifting his body into something vaguely birdlike and taking off. As Aku flies you feel your consciousness fading, letting yourself drift off instead of struggling to hold on. The fighting’s over, time to rest.“Well, that was a close one.” you hear, opening your eyes to find yourself once more drifting in a void, Towa sitting on her staff before you. “You almost bit it, and against someone far weaker than you, too. You must be going soft.”“Hey Towa, good to see you too.” you say, floating over and hugging the demon princess. She tries to act reluctant, but it only lasts a few seconds, the demon princess giving in to your embrace.“You idiot.” she mumbles with a sigh, you just chuckling and holding her close. After several more seconds she quits holding you back, gently pushing you away and getting down to business. “Fighting Priscilla head-on was dangerous, and weakening yourself by using your Stand moreso. Why would you do something that risky?”“She seemed dangerous, so I thought I’d try and end her as soon as possible.” you tell her. “And I figured my Stand could actually kill her.”“Yes, it could have.” she says, but you know that tone. There’s a but coming. “But you made yourself a massive target for her Lifehunt.”“Lifehunt?” you ask her, confused. “What’s that?”“Lifehunt is an ancient technique, banned by the Kais.” she explains. “Lifehunt steals the very life essence of it’s victims, weapons or being imbued with it can attack anything. Or anyone. Nothing living can defend against Lifehunt, no magic or armor in existence can protect you.”“So that’s how she could hurt Dragon Force.” you say, curious as Towa closes with you again. “Huh?”“But you’re clearly out of practice.” she says, pressing her body against yours. “This time of peace has made you soft. I have a mission I can send you on, let you get some real fighting in before Hatchiyack arrives. How about it?”Well?>Of course>What kind of mission?>No thanks>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3760004>>What kind of mission?Oh really? OP said she was sticking to the defensive game now that she had the kids, Godsend, and Apex Primal Chaya. Whats she up to now?Then again, I really want to dunk on The Boi, so I'm up for it. It's been waaaaaaay to long since we traumatized him again.
>>3760004>What kind of mission?
>>3760004>>What kind of mission?>>3760016Nah, Trunks expects us to dunk on him. So what we do, is after we're done fighting we sit down and just talk to him. He's seen enough he could relate to Karn's life. Plus it'd freak him out more then us beating him up again, keep him on his toes. I just want to have a moment with Trunks too.
>>3760029>Wanting to buddy up with The Boi.Get out.
>>3760044>Get out.After you
>>3760029That sounds fun, the hardest Dad target ever. If we do it and succeed, it would break him, and give us a good hole in Pink Bitches blind spot.
>GD wants us to metagame>blames us for when we're good anons and don'tWhy I say that's mighty unkind of you, sir.The writing was on the wall so it wouldn't really be metagaming, I know. But anons are not known for being bright. Most of us anyway. But Towa talking like we should have known Priscilla had FORBIDDEN LORE is kind of annoying.
>>3760016>>3760020>>3760029>>3760057What kind of mission wins it. Writing.>>3760101She does still have a tendency to talk down to people, even those she likes
>>3760132This is true. She needs more time at extended family dinners. Got too much upper-class city in her, needs more homegrown wholesomeness.
>>3760132>>3760101It's just because she likes to get her comeuppance in the bedroom, she really loves a rough apology.>>3760141this too, she needs to eat some deep fried crab balls on our ships boarding ramp. Which is the closest thing to our front porch for our redneck house.
>>3760149The ship is just the highest quality of mobile homes.
>>3760155At least if there's a hole in the boat all you have to worry about is the water
>>3760155I wonder if we can get ahold of a capsule house
>>3760004“What kind of mission?” you ask her, looking curiously to the demoness in your arms. “What would I be up against?”“Hatchiyack.” she says, conjuring her scrying orb in her left hand and holding it up between you. You watch as Vegeta and an ensemble of Saiyans are brutalized, the massive machine pummeling them all with ease. “But not this one.”You watch on as once more the scene inside her orb changes. Instead of the interior of some sort of castle, the scene is replaced by a cloudy sky. You now see an orange gi-wearing Super Saiyan 3, the tail-less Saiyan facing down Hatchiyack. But unfortunately for him, the machine seems to be the stronger fighter, vanishing in and out of sight as he quickly closes the gap. You watch Hatchiyack begin pummeling the Saiyan, beating him back and forth across the sky until he transforms back down to base. Wait, that’s Kakarot! Or, at least he’s a Kakarot. But suddenly, to your surprise, Chaya appears beside him, also dressed in a similar orange gi and missing her tail.“C’mon Goku, is this guy giving you trouble?” she asks, then with a roar flashing up to Super Saiyan 3 as well. “Alright, you’re fighting me now!”“All Saiyans must die!” Hatchiyack roars, flying down. Your alternate timeline daughter dashes up at him, fighting with an unfamiliar fighting style.“Heh, I’m not done yet!” Goku roars, flashing back up to Super Saiyan three and rushing in, the two of them begin fighting Hatchiyack together.“What am I watching?” you ask Towa, unable to look away. But despite both Saiyans giving their all, Hatchiyack manages to withstand their combined assault until they’re exhausted, knocking the two of them back down to the ground then charging his attack.“D-Dammit!” the alternate Chaya says, trying to get back up.But she’s unable to stand, both downed Saiyans getting obliterates by a massive green blast. You turn away at the last moment, focusing instead on Towa.“Well, I’ll have everything ready once you wake up.” Towa tells you. “And this will be a good chance for you to see what Hatchiyack can do. So, what do you say?”Well?>Yes, you’ll take it on>No, you’re not doing this
>>3760358>>Yes, you’ll take it on
>>3760358>>Yes, you’ll take it onAlterative Hatchiyack? Sure I'm down. Give us an idea of what the one in our timeline can do.
>>3760358>>Yes, you’ll take it onWe're gonna arrive before Alternate Chaya dies, right?
>>3760358>“D-Dammit!” the alternate Chaya says, trying to get back up.But she’s unable to stand, both downed Saiyans getting obliterates by a massive green blast.Doesn't look like it.
>>3760358>Yes, you’ll take it on
>>3760379>>3760381>>3760386>>3760397Yes, you’ll take it on wins it. Writing.
>>3760395The Time Patrol scrolls do that too, they show you the bad end then you arrive before that. I just want to make sure.
>>3760444Wait is this our Future Chaya or a different Chaya?
>>3760531Our Chaya wouldn't go SSJ3. It... might be a Time Patrol Chaya, actually.
>>3760542Might be a Chaya from a timeline where both she and Kakarot were sent to earth.
>>3760358“I’m in. I’ll take that bastard down.” you say, Towa banishing the orb and hugging onto you again. “What do I need to know before going in?”“Hatchiyack is strong, but not invincible.” she says to you telepathically, burying her face in between your neck and shoulder. “But his single-biggest weakness is his internal energy generator. Once Hatchiyack fires his big energy attack, it takes several seconds to recharge. This leaves that mechanical monster vulnerable, and that is your best chance to kill it.”“Alright, I’ll remember that.” you say, but then turn your focus to the more important question. “But what was that? Chaya and Kakarot? What happened to their tails? And what’s up with that fighting style?”“That is a far different timeline than yours.” she tells you. “In that time, Freeza never befriended you, and eventually destroyed the Saiyans, and Planet Vegeta. You and Bardock tried to save your home, sending your young children to the far-off world of Earth. But they both, impossibly enough, hit their heads and forgot all their memories. They were raised by Earth’s martial artists, unaware of the wider universe until Raditz found them.”“Freeza betrayed us, huh? Guess there really are infinite timelines.” you say thoughtfully. What did the Saiyans do in that timeline to cause him to eradicate you all? “So when are you sending me in?”“As soon as you’re out of the Healing Pod, I’ll bring you into my realm to armor up.” she tells you, leaning up and kissing you as the darkness begins to shatter around you. “You ready?”“I’m ready, Let’s do-.” you tell her, eyes opening as you wake up. Looking around, you find yourself as expected in a Healing Pod. The fluid begins draining immediately, door opening once it’s empty. Stepping through, you look around, seeing several unfamiliar Saiyans looking at you. “Hey.”But before anyone can react Churai appears, laying a hand on your shoulder and the two of you disappearing from your own timeline and reappearing in Towa’s Lab.“Dad! What’re you doin’ he-!?” Future Chaya shouts excitedly, before noticing you’re naked. Her entire face turns red in a second, hands coming up and covering her face. “DAD?!”“Hey kiddo.” you say, ignoring her embarrassment. You see Towa standing behind her, and her Mira as well. He sees you as you see him, veins bulging on the massive artificial demon’s forehead, but he doesn’t otherwise react.“Here Karn, get dressed.” Towa says, handing you a suit and armor. You quickly get dressed, the green armor she’d given you modeled on an earlier design you’d worn. Towa hands you a scouter once your dressed, you putting it on as Chaya turns back to you. “There. Are you ready?”“I’m ready.” you reply, clenching your fist. “Let’s do this!”https://youtube.com/watch?v=p4RCPdpIztQ-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 98 End-
>>3760736Future Chaya probably has a dad fetish.
>>3760736And that’s it for the start of this next arc, everyone have fun? Ready for this next battle, and to see when the others are going? Wondering how Raven’s fight went, and what else lies in store? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!>>3760753She’s still just a very sheltered child, despite being in her late twenties.
>>3760786Oh yeah, we need to find out how our little girl's first grudge match went.
>>3760736Damn it, Chaya. Embrace the nude like a true saiyan.
>>3760797Which one?>>3760812Don’t forget, she was raised by Towa for most of her life who, while dressing skimpily, is still kinda prudish.
>>3760872Clearly she just wants to join the harem. Wincest ending time.
>>3760872Raven of course, technically speaking, I think she is our first daughter.>Don’t forget, she was raised by Towa for most of her life who, while dressing skimpily, is still kinda prudish.Silly neet girl, silly silly neet girl, we need to take her out in public more often when we get the chance. It's no good leaving her alone with the kids and looks up lewd spells in between schemes.
>>3760736Huh, I wonder who got to train Chaya in this timeline. Also if Raditz died in this one two I'm gonna be mighty dissapointed.
>>3760914Seeing as she was wearing a turtle gi, she probably got adopted by Gohan along with Goku.
>>3760880She’s more embarrassed than anything.>>3760895Problem is she doesn’t do ‘going out’. Mostly because that almost always involves fighting the Time Patrol. She’d rather be doing her research.>>3760914>>3760955It’s an interesting timeline, that’s for sure. It’s what could have been, if the Freeza friendship route wasn’t taken. Many things happen quite differently, with Goku having an admittedly much stronger Saiyan on earth with him from the get-go.
>>3760965We will make the Time Patrol fuck off and drag that neet out of her neet hole and get some sunshine.
>>3760914>yfw raditz surviving is actually a 1/10,000,000,000,000,000 chance
>>3760914Even more important, what if this Chaya already has kids? Out of all the Z-Fighters her relationship options would basically just be Krillin, Tien, Yamcha or god forbid she married Goku instead of Chi-Chi. Although if she wasn’t interested in any of them I can see Vegeta making a move on her come the Saiyan Saga, seeing as she’s the last pureblooded female Saiyan. They need to repopulate the species after all. Whether or not this Chaya would reciprocate however is the big question.
>>3760965Oh? Tell us about it, since I presume going there will involve enough nonsense that we never get to ask.
>>3760974>or god forbid she married Goku instead of Chi-ChiI can see it given that she'd probably have much more believable chemistry with Goku in that timeline.It's also give the added bonus of that timeline's Gohan being a fucking worthless bookworm.
>>3761039>that timeline's Gohan NOT being a fucking worthless bookwormFUCKING COME ONI WASN'T EVEN PHONE-POSTING
>>3761061>That timeline's Gohan being unbelievably fucking powerfulFtfy
>>3761068>pretty much the same as regular Gohan except he didn't stop training for no good fucking reasonor to be more accurate>the same as canon DBZ except they decided to do what they had built up to for hundreds of chapters instead of bowing to Goku's potential profit margins
I just want a full (insert strongest Karn form here) versus Gohan Blanco thread-long 1v1. Is that so wrong?
>>3761122Even Gohan Blanco couldn't stop the shitfuckery that is Karn's full potential, methinks. Or worse, Chaya's full potential. Future Chaya's not even 20, is she? And she's already unlocking God Ki the HARD way. She could probably combine that with Ultra Instinct bullshit someday. Maybe Karn could reach that level of bullshit too, in another 20 years or so.
>>3761122BACK TO MEXICO WITH YOU, BEGONE FOUL BEAST!
>>3760971Good luck with that.>>3760974Good question. It may be revealed soon.>>3760985Who said this was a one and done experience?>>3761039>>3761061It could very well be. But what’s wrong with phoneposting?>>3761122>blancoC’mon, I know I’m autistic but I’m not THAT bad.
>>3761191Can we bring this timeline's Chaya to a family Dinner?I wanna see her reaction to Broly.>"Are you sure this is okay?">"Towa made sure to block any meddlers for the time being. Besides, the whole family wants to meet you!">Karn and Alternate Chaya drop in on his ship's gravity chamber>"Oh hey, perfect timing. Here, meet your brother! Broly! Come on down!">"BROLY?!">"Hey dad! Why's Future Chaya here?">"AAAHHHHHHH WHY IS HE HERE?!">"...What's wrong?">"Yeah Chaya, what's up? You're acting like we aren't family.">"FAMILY?! YOU TRIED TO MURDER ME AND GOKU!">"Chaya! Even without me, there's no way he'd attack you!">"HE TRIED TO KILL US OVER GOKU CRYING AS A BABY!">"YOU EXPECT ME TO BUY THAT BULLSHIT?">Meanwhile Broly is sulking in a corner>"Aw look what you did! He's a sensitive kid!">"MY ASS!"
>>3761191>Who said this was a one and done experience?We never get to sit down and talk to anyone in a time breaker mission. It's always beat up the bad guy, beat up trunks, leave.
>>3761328>It's always beat up the bad guy, embarrass Trunks in front of his girlfriend, leaveftfy
>>3761039>Alternate Gohan being introduced to his Grandpa KarnI don’t know why but that possibility just makes me giddy.
>>3761398...Pretty sure Karn is hardcore dead in that timeline.
>>3761418You know what he meant goddamnit.
>>3761272Ha! Well done.>>3761328>>3761381Why would I go through the effort to make another entire Chaya timeline just to one and done it?>>3761398>>3761418>>3761424Baba still exists in that timeline, and if they were curious they could both see Karn, Meloka, Gine, and Bardock
>>3761477>Why would I go through the effort to make another entire Chaya timeline just to one and done it?>meanwhile, in Tolkien's mind: Better make ANOTHER dialect for Elvish while I'm at it. I'm sure it'll be important later.
>>3761695That’s different, but kek. Tolkien created an entire world from scratch spanning several different works, starting at the beginning and how creation came to be.
>>3761477>Why would I go through the effort to make another entire Chaya timeline just to one and done it?Because you're secretly SOM.
>>3762110not this again
>>3762110Imagine we get to thread 100 and GD reveals himself to be Som all along.
>>3762229A G is just an S trying to suck its own dick. There is an O in dragon. And it ends with an M. It's been there the whole time. All of you sheep just can't see it!
>>3762229>SCQ starts around the same time DBQ starts to fizzle>Som all but drops off the face off the the Earth as soon as SCQ picks up steam>Som is also one of the few QM's in recent memory who's known for long running quests>I've done art for both Som and GD and pretty much none for anybody elseTHE SIGNS ARE THERE PEOPLE!WAKE UP!
>>3762229Anon face it there are only 3 actual QM's on /qst/ except for the once in a blue moon Deculture showing up because deculture is friggan gen urobuchi.the 3 are:SomPlanefagand i wanna say Papa N is the fuck quest guy but i highly doubt anyone remembers shit about him.
I can't believe SOM is tricking us into thinking he's a humble farmboy without a computer, upgrading his writing abilities from 7th to 12th grade in the span of two years. SOM, you fucking madman, I can't wait for the reveal in two threads.
>>3762110>>3762229No, I’m not. If I were, there would have been much more suffering.>>3762420Calm down Gary>>3762502Ha. But my starting work was nowhere near formatted, at least at first.>>3762703But I’m not Kato or PresentMic>>3762705Directed by MKnight
I can't wait to beat Hatchiyak so we can get to the real threat... The irken armada when?
QM QUESTIONSo I have two options for the epilogue. This isn’t necessarily a vote, as I’ve already started on one option, but which would you prefer for this week’s epilogue?>Alternate Chaya at the 24th World Martial Arts Tournament>A summarization of Alternate Chaya’s life up to what we’ve just seen
>>3763878>>Alternate Chaya at the 24th World Martial Arts TournamentI feel like we can get a good bit of exposition on the timeline with this option as well if you do it through Chaya's inner-monologue as she meets up with the rest of the Z-Fighters.
>>3763878>A summarization of Alternate Chaya’s life up to what we’ve just seenAlways up for our baby's story.
>>3763400>Irken armadaUnwinnable scenario unless karn targets the snack compartment.
>>3763878>>A summarization of Alternate Chaya’s life up to what we’ve just seennot too interested in "what if's"
>>3763878>A summarization of Alternate Chaya’s life up to what we’ve just seen
>>3763878>>A summarization of Alternate Chaya’s life up to what we’ve just seen
>>3763888It’d give some, but not as much as the other.>>3763927Well this one doesn’t know her dad.>>3764055>not too interested in "what if's">in a what if questHwut?
>>3764257You say that as if we wouldn't dad her.
>>3764055>not too interested in "what if's"You must hate works of fiction.
>>3764399Nothing stops the Dad train.
>>3764399This one's been through Classic Broly, right? She's going to wet herself when another Saiyan shows up and hulks out.Also we need to yell at her for letting them remove her tail.
>>3764489>CHAYA HOLD ON!>Who the hell are you?!>No time to explain! Listen, his weakness is-huh?>C'mon old man! What's his gimmick?!>Hold up, where's your tail?>Seriously? You need to know right now?>Hell yes! That's a whole limb you lost. Who managed to injure you that bad?>Oh I had it removed. Doesn't even grow back no more.>WHAT?! NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GONNA WALK AROUND A CRIPPLE!>WAIT WHAT?!
>>3764425Nothing>>3764489Been through Cell even. Which went much, much differently.>>3764498>he hasn’t realized it yet>he doesn’t know what’s coming next episodePrepare to feel
>>3764730Please tell me she shot that fucking bug before Vegeta fucked up.
>>3764746>implying she let Vegeta live after their first fight
>>3764800Well since she had brain damage too it is possible.
>>3765096i kinda wonder if raditz lived since there being 2 full blooded saiyans including a female might have made him calm his shit a slight bit.
>>3765200I can all but guarantee Piccolo panicked and shot him first thing seeing as he didn't want even more Saiyans running around.
>>3765226Bold move to assume Piccolo was even born. With two Saiyans VS King Piccolo, he probably never had a chance to let out the egg.
QM UPDATEWell, with the support being so one-sided, looks like you all will be getting a lore dump here soon. Will take me a couple days to get everything written out.>>3764746>>3764800>>3765200>>3765226>>3765460Implying a whole awful lot there anons, aren’t you?
>>3765786I assume KP was killed by Mutaito who was a super-double-badass and then he died doing it. Seeing their master go out like a true badass rather than just a guy who put the green-flute in the rice-jar and kicked it further unified Shen and Roshi who stayed together and had a much more prestigious school. Together they trained Goku and Chaya at the behest of Grandpa Gohan who died protecting lil' Goku from rampaging oozaru Chaya. Chaya and ChiChi became fierce rivals since she was also now training with Roshi and Shen at Ox-King's insistence. Then when Raditz came he killed Mercenary Tao (who was now a famous monk rather than mercenary) and brutally beat Shen and Roshi. Goku and Chaya together managed to defeat him. There were no dragonballs because Mutaito killed KP and the new guardian didn't have that Namek Mojo to keep them running. But the story of the dragonballs persisted and lured Vegeta and Nappa.Actually this is a long implication so it isn't worth it.Also bullshit, Mutaito could never beat the meanest green.
>>3766872Dragonball events before Chaya’s arrival didn’t change in that timeline(except with Karn running around for several more years before dying to Freeza, which caused Hatchiyack to reach full power sooner). But events change as early as their arrival, and causes one major shift before Bulma’s arrival. Spoilers, I guess: Gohan lives
>>3766959My idea was cooler fuk u u hack reeActually speaking of, where the fuck is Cooler? Has he finally stopped having his ass turned even more purple than it already is?
>>3766984>My idea was cooler fuk u u hack reeThen run it anon. There’s plenty of board space available.>Actually speaking of, where the fuck is Cooler?Good question. Last you saw of him he was teaching Instant Transmission to you and Meloka, before you’d teleported to Freeza’s ship and met Tekkadan. By the time you’d returned, Cooler was gone.
>>3767153>There’s plenty of board space available.I wouldn't want to start a quest just to abandon it a thread or two in. I'm not that much of a dickhead.>Cooler was gone.I see. He must be trying to find a waifu. The one thing his brother does not have. He'll give Cold grandchildren first to try and win some measure of daddy's love. A bold strategy since he has all the likable traits of a cactus full of wasps.
>>3767210>Cooler finds a nice dictator waifu>Takes her to meet his father>"Father, I apologize for taking so long to introduce you to-">Frieza is chatting with Kuriza in the dining hall>"HOW DID THAT WELP MATE ALREADY!?"
>>3767243>Frieza and the waifu share a glance and simultaneously coughCooler is cucked again.
>>3767253>HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS! MY OWN QUEEN!>I'm not gonna lie, it's because he's bigger.>HE'S ONLY BIGGER BECAUSE HE'S IN HIS SECOND FORM!>WHICH YOU NEVER DO BECAUSE YOU SAY IT'S NOT "COMBAT EFFECTIVE"!>WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY 5TH FORM THEN?!>THE SPIKES!
>>3767259So when Frieza and her get freaky, does he pull out his third form and go down on her with the second set of jaws?
>3 full posts in>just now to RR armyI may have made a mistake
>>3767941Get back in that chair farm boy, or we will deploy the catapults.
>>3767987what chair, he is a phoneposter.
>>3767992Deploy the PC launchers.
The Tao Pai Pai encounter goes differently, and not in a good way. >>3767973Yes.>>3767987Ha.>>3768002Classic
>>3767941>I may have made a mistakeA mistake for you perhaps, but for us this is a wonderful opportunity to see little chaya grow up on earth.I'm excited, no matter how long it takes!
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3768250rolling for PILAF INTERVENTION because PILAF WILL RULE THE WORLD
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>3768783Rolling for how dead Pilaf is cause Chaya was not in the mood for his shit.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3768786rolling for immortal pilaf
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>3768786Rolling for Yamcha's gains in this timeline and his chances with Chaya
>>3768783Pfft, not with that blue midget.>>3768786High King Bootlicker survives again>>3768792But he gotta die someday.
>>3768793.....that is disturbing.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3768796Alright, that's it. You've forced my hand.Prepare to witness the full power of PILAF (DRAGONBALL-POWERED MECH)
>>3768808That tickled, but its expected that a midget needs a big toy.
Rolled 1 + 99 (1d1 + 99)rolling for azoroth to wake up and end the multiverse
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3768876rolling to kill this anon's post
Rolled 84 (1d100)rolling for the karn to discover how to make the ultimate cheese sandwhich
>>3768876I presume you mean Azathoth.
>>3769226He comes close to ultimate dad food.
>>3769231At least he didn't invoke Hastur.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3769273rolling to meet Old man Henderson
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3769276Fool, I shall roll for he who must not be named.
>>3769285>Goatmom is best mom
>>3768277>tfw only in 22nd WMAT>tfw Piccolo hasn’t even been released yet>and need to get up through Cell
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3769290Indeed, now to roll and see if his gnomes are nearby, and if they are alive,>>3769293wat>>3769294You can do it, tell us about our best daughteru's life as a generic DBZ quest story, and then show us blowing it up to something awesome!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3769301Hmmm, dubz, the live, but not near us....hmmmm. Rolling to see if we will see them soon.
>>3769304Good enough for me.
Rolled 51 (1d100)rolling to roll for the roll of rolling for the roll for rolling to fart
>>3768277One thing will remain consistant though She and and Raditz will be involved in an (((accident)))That produces children
>>3769294Save the posts and post them all after next run?
>>3769294How about this, you split the timeline recap for DBZ Chaya up between sessions.I highly recommend that because it sounds long as hell.
>>3769294This is gonna be a damn good epilogue by it's sheer GIRTH alone!
>>3769301>genericWe’ll see how long that lasts.>>3769429>>3769486>>3769989I might just have everything Dragonball, pre-Z, ready to post by tomorrow evening.
>>3770461did you include the episode where goku found that place form dr slump?
>>3770461GDQM YOU FUCKING HACK WHEN WILL PIC RELATED HAPPEN IN THE QUEST?????????????
>>3770643Noooo, my sides.
>>3770643When he can beat Master Roshi in a fight.
>>3770461How are you enjoying coping with the suffering of the new chapter of berserk GD?
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 98 Epilogue-Earth Defended Chaya Exposition SpecialIn Age 737, the tyrant Freeza destroyed the Saiyan race. Launching a massive attack against the planet, he was resisted by two Saiyans: Karn and Bardock. But even the two most-powerful Saiyans of their time fighting together couldn’t overpower the tyrannical Freeza. But they hadn’t placed all their hopes in themselves, sending their infant children Chaya and Kakarot to a distant backwater planet to grow their strength. Bardock had seen in one of his strange visions that they would be safe there. But as he and his friend died along with Planet Vegeta, he had another vision: their children would one day grow strong, and end the monster Freeza once and for all.The two infant Saiyans were found by a reclusive martial artist by the name of Gohan. The elder martial artist, who’d never married nor sired any children of his own, promptly adopted the two. The young boy he named Goku, and the girl Amaya. But while carrying them in his backpack to his home in the mountains, both children fell, smashing their heads on rocks far below and erasing their Saiyan programming. At first he thought the fall lethal, until both began crying. Scrambling down the mountain, Gohan was astounded to see that not only were they not dead, but the rocks they landed on cracked to pieces. In this moment Gohan knew, that Goku and Amaya would be special. And so, with their memories of their home and families completely erased, the Earth’s greatest saviors were born.For the next twelve years, Gohan raised his two alien children. It took him time to adjust his living habits to the prodigious appetites of his wards, but he found a joy in his life he’d never known. Gohan taught the two what he knew of the world, and especially of martial arts. As the years passed and the childrens’ strength grew, Gohan was content. That is, until the first time he had them out stargazing on a full moon. Both children transformed, becoming uncontrollable Oozaru. But, instead of rampaging wildly, the two Oozaru saw each other, and began a titanic brawl. The battle leveled their house, Gohan narrowly avoiding death as the two were more focused on each other. After their rampage, Gohan warned the two to never look at the full moon, else a monster would attack. And so they did, Gohan continuing to raise them until one day a visitor arrived.
>>3771001Her name was Bulma, daughter of the famous Dr Briefs. the girl informing Gohan, Goku and Amaya that the orb he kept was a dragonball: mythical artifacts said to grant the one who collects all seven together any wish. Amaya and Goku, with Gohan’s encouragement, joined Bulma’s quest for the Dragonballs. The trio went on several adventures, making new friends along the way culminating in both Amaya and Goku being trapped with several of their new friends in Pilaf’s castle. With the full moon overhead, both young Saiyans transformed once nore into mighty Oozaru. All thoughts of Pilaf, the Dragonballs, and even their friends were forgotten, the two titanic beasts beating each other with primal ferocity. Their friends, and even Pilaf’s gang all fled the battlefield, unable to stop them. Pilaf’s Castle was wrecked, as the two monsters battled for dominance in a primal display. Oolong, in a never-before seen act of bravery, rushed in as Pilaf was wishing to become ruler of the world, and made a wish for both Goku and Amaya to be put to sleep first. Shenron obliged, the two Saiyans promptly fell asleep and reverted back to their base forms. Swearing revenge, Pilaf, Shu, and Mai all fled: leaving Bulma, Yamcha, Oolong, and Puar with the aftermath.After waking up in the wreckage, Goku and Amaya decided to return home and tell Gohan of their adventures, and their invite to train under Master Roshi. The Flying Nimbus made the trip a breeze, their adopted “Grandpa” Gohan enjoying their tales. But what excites him more is Master Roshi’s invitation, which he urges them to accept. But he declines to ride on the nimbus with them, opting to take the “scenic route” to Roshi’s Island instead. But before they depart, Gohan gives Amaya a handwritten note to give the old man. Once fully clothed and ready to go, Goku and Anaya leave Gohan’s place in the mountains to meet with the eccentric master and begin their training. But they weren’t alone, the two Saiyans joined by a young man named Krillin.A former student of the Orin Temple, Krillin had come seeking out the legendary Turtle Hermit for his own reasons. But with three potential students, Master Roshi sent them on a quest to retrieve the “Sleeping Princess in Devil’s Castle”, a task Goku and Amaya excitedly prepared to take off on. However, Roshi kept the Flying Nimbus, telling them if they couldn’t succeed on their own, then they weren’t ready to become his students. Krillin warms to the two on their journey, despite being outright hostile at first, and when the battle with the vampire Lucifer who aimed to destroy the sun, Krillen saved Amaya from one of the vampire’s attacks, and Goku finished it off with a Kamehameha. Returning to Kame House with Launch, the trio’s training begins.
>>3771006After eight months of intense training: farming and doing construction work by hand, swimming away from monsters and even delivering milk, Roshi’s three students were entered into the 21st world martial arts tournament. Climbing through the ranks, the semifinals came down to Goku vs Amaya, and Krillin vs Roshi’s relative, the mysterious Jackie Chun. The two Turtle school students’ battle is intense, but despite Amaya being the stronger of the two, Goku’s stamina is what wins it for him in the end as Amaya is unable to rise for the ten-count. Krillin is bested by Jackie Chun, who surprised everyone with the Afterimage technique. The next day Jackie Chun fought Goku, Amaya witnessing Goku’s transformation. Only thanks to Bulma’s quick thinking, Amaya avoided transforming as well, Jackie Chun destroying the moon. And once Goku got dressed again, he fought until he could no longer stand, Jackie Chun being declared the winner. After the tournament concluded, Roshi treated his disciples to a feast. Grandpa Gohan and all their friends was there, Gohan congratulating his young wards on their excellent progress.But as the party drew to a close, Bulma’s dragon radar became active, showing everyone that the Dragonballs were active once more. Amaya and Goku borrow Bulma’s radar, going out to find their grandpa’s 4-star ball. With everyone wishing them well, none opting to join in on the hunt, the two children set out. But the two weren’t the only ones hunting the mystical orbs, the two coming into conflict several times with the ruthless Red Ribbon Army, and even the dangerous assassin Tao Pai-Pai. Easily dispatching Upa’s father Bora, the two young wartiors struggled in vain to avenge their friend’s death. But even fighting together, and unleashing a powerful combined Kamehameha, Tao proved to be too much for them. With his signature Dodon Ray he takes aim at Goku, shooting him in the heart. Amaya’s rage explodes, but even her rage at witnessing her brother’s “death” isn’t enough to stop the ruthless Tao. The assassin barely avoids Amaya’s furious counterattack, killing her with a Dodon Ray straight to the heart as well. Thinking his mission completed, Tao takes the Dragonballs and departs, unaware that Goku is still alive, the 4-star ball hidden under his gi saving his life. But Amaya isn’t as lucky, Tao’s beam having killed her. For the first time in Goku’s life, he’s alone. His sister, who’d always been there for him, is gone. Left with no other choice, he begins the dangerous ascent up Korin’s Tower, desperate for a way to avenge Amaya.
>>3771007While Goku climbs Korin’s Tower, Amaya is led to the afterlife where she finds herself before the soul judge, King Yemma. After talking with him for a time, and learning that her brother Goku lived and is gathering the Dragonballs to bring her back to life, King Yemma was clearly frustrated with the extra paperwork this causes him. Amaya offers her help, to make up for the inconvenience, which causes Yemma to laugh. But, after being reminded of an evil spirit wandering the Earth causing trouble by one of his subordinates, he deputized Amaya to hunt the lost soul down and bring it in. Giving her a special seal to place on the spirit’s face to return it to the afterlife, and assigning Trampire to help her track down Lucifer, Amaya returns to earth as a spirit.Meanwhile Goku climbs Korin’s Tower, and with more determination than ever trains under the mystical cat-man Korin. Seizing the Sacred Water, Goku descends the tower, coming face-to-face with his sister’s killer once more. But after training with Korin, Goku’s strength has surpassed Tao’s, Goku murdering the assassin with a super-powered Kamehameha. And once Goku had reclaimed the balls he and his sister had gathered, tying her belt as a headband to keep her close, the young Saiyan went to war with the Red Ribbon army. Cutting down Red Ribbon forces wherever he encountered them, Goku quickly gathered the balls they’d gathered, culminating in a battle that left the Red Ribbon base a smoking ruin. But despite all his work, one Dragonball remained missing.Defeated, Goku returns to Master Roshi’s seeking Bulma, thinking the radar is broken again. But the device is working, everyone unsure what to do until the Turtle Hermit suggests visiting his sister, Fortuneteller Baba. Goku and friends traveled to Roshi’s sister, taking the challenge instead of paying an exorbitant fee. Goku, Yamcha, and Krillin, working together, defeat her minions, Goku tanking Devilman’s Devilmite Beam. Beaten, Baba revealed the last Dragonball was being held by the Pilaf Gang. Armed with Fortuneteller Baba’s knowledge, Goku takes off on his Flying Nimbus. But Goku wasn’t the only one busy.
>>3771011While Goku was off fighting the Red Ribbon ArmyAmaya accompanying the vampire and part-time reaper Trampire in searching for the vampire Lucifer’s soul. Heading once more to Devil’s Hand, Amaya and her bloodsucking compatriot discover that the vampire’s spirit has cooked up a new scheme, using captured spirits to power his cannon to obliterate the sun once and for all. Leaving Trampire to disable the cannon for good, as she cannot interact with the mortal realm, Amaya faces down Lucifer once more. The two spirits clash, and this time Amaya is the one to emerge victorious. Once defeated, Amaya places the seal on the vampire’s face, the three of them vanishing and reappearing before King Yemma. Trampire and Amaya were both congratulated for their work, and as a reward Trampire receiving a pardon for some of her past offenses. Amaya received a gift as well, although Yemma had to explain that his gift was already given. Before he could explain, a deep booming voice echoes in Amaya’s head, and then the next thing she knew, she was back on Earth.Goku and Amaya shared a tearful reunion surrounded by their friends, Shenron leaving once the wish for Amaya and Bora was finished. But as the dragon leaves, and remembering why they embarked on their quest in the first place, Amaya leaps into the air, snatching what she thinks is the 4-star ball as the others all blast off to different corners of the world. With her brother and her grandpa’s Dragonball, Goku and Amaya say goodbye to their friends, returning to Gohan’s house to tell of their adventures. Before splitting, Roshi reminds everyone that the next tournament will be in three years, and to meet back for the next one. Krillin, and Yamcha went with the Turtle Hermit, Bulma returned to her home, and Amaya and Goku returned to their grandfather. He was impressed with their progress, but encouraged them to not stop now; to go forth and explore the world, and learn from the other martial arts masters. And so they did, leaving Gohan’s Dragonball back with him as they set out. Over the next three years the fighters all trained hard, going on several adventures. But as the day of the tournament finally arrived, Goku and Chaya arrived at the registration table to see many of their friends, and even some new faces. But the newcomers weren’t friendly, the old man with a bird on his head immediately leaving upon seeing the two young Saiyans’ arrival. The Crane School had arrived.
>>3771014The preliminaries went without issue, the four Turtle School Students making it to the quarterfinals along with the two Crane Students, King Chappa, and the returning champion Jackie Chun. For the first round, Krillin fought Chiaotzu, ending with a narrow win for the bald monk. In the second round Amaya fought King Chappa, besting him easily to the crowd’s shock. The third round was Tien vs Yamcha, and although the former desert bandit had improved, he was no match for the triclops. In a despicable move, after ko-ing his opponent, Tien brutally breaks Yamcha’s leg. Although he isn’t disqualified for the move, Goku promises him that after he beats Jackie Chun, he will take Tien down himself. The rematch between Jackie Chun and Goku, despite being a highly-anticipated match, takes a surprising turn. After the two had been fighting for over an hour, Jackie Chun surprised everyone and surrendered! Stepping down from the ring, the old man says he would not wear Goku down and hand Tien an easy victory. After learning Goku was the one to defeat and kill Tao, the Crane School had sworn revenge during Krillin and Chiaotzu’s match. Jackie Chun then calmly walked out and left the arena, never to be seen or heard from again.The first semifinal match between Amaya and Krillin was intense, both fighters agreeing to hold nothing back and give it their all. And while Krillin had vastly improved his skills as a martial artist, Amaya proved herself and after a long battle rung out Krillin. And despite the two friends fighting, Amaya offered the monk a hand up after the fight. Krillin accepts the gesture, both settling in to watch Goku’s match with Tien. Their fight is a brawl, both fighters giving it their all. Tien even eventually obliterated the entire ring to force Goku to touch down outside the arena.But despite a valiant effort, sheer dumb luck decided the outcome, as Goku was hit by a car as both he and Tien fell. Tien was declared the winner, but the final match between Amaya and Tien would be the next day, as another ring had to be set up. In a show of goodwill, Goku gives a Senzu Bean to Tien, restoring his strength. Confused by the gesture, Goku then tells the triclops that his sister is stronger than he is, and he didn’t want Tien to blame losing on being tired. Confused by Goku’s actions, Tien leaves, everyone retiring for the night to rest before the final match. But sleep isn’t restful, as a masked assassin attempted to kill Goku in his sleep. He was saved by Launch, the girl sneezing and waking up blonde, her machine gun blasting the would-be assassin waking everyone. The figure escapes, but swears revenge, and that one day he would kill Goku.
>>3771018The final match between Tien and Amaya begins, both fighters starting out strong. But as the battle progresses, Tien became more and more unsure of his victory. Amaya’s unwillingness to surrender, and using several special techniques learned while working as a reaper, she eventually wore the triclops down and sent him crashing from the ring. Amaya was declared the winner of the 22nd World Martial Arts tournament, but Tien wasn’t satisfied. Swearing he’d return and defeat the Turtle School at the next tournament, Tien left. The new champion and her friends all celebrate her win with a large dinner together, all her prize money covering only her and Goku’s meals. Once the celebration died down everyone went their own ways, Amaya excited to show Grandpa Gohan that she won. But all is not well on Mount Paozu, and a new evil has awoken.Goku and Amaya return home to a scene from a nightmare: Gohan is dead! Overwhelmed with grief, the two bury their grandpa and say their goodbyes, and only when looking for a headstone do they realize that his 4-star ball is missing! Realizing the danger the others may be in, they fly off on Nimbus to Bulma’s. After meeting with everyone, and showing Master Roshi a bit of torn cloth found at the scene, Roshi tells everyone of the Demon King Piccolo, and the hunt for the dragonballs is on. Goku and Amaya, accompanied by their friends, eliminate several of King Piccolo’s monstrous children, forcing the demon to step in himself. Despite fighting valiantly, the two are defeated by the demon king and left for dead. But before he can finish them off, Master Roshi arrives, challenging him to a duel. Piccolo scoffs at him but accepts, allowing Chiaotzu to telepathically pull the two away from the monster while he’s distracted.Master Roshi tries valiantly to defeat King Piccolo, but is just narrowly unable to re-seal the demon. With all seven Dragonballs in his possession, Piccolo wishes for his youth to be returned. Chiaotzu tries to interrupt his wish, but Piccolo murders him before getting his wish granted, then with his newfound strength also kills Shenron. Tien takes the two to the land of Korin at Goku’s insistence, then goes off to master Roshi’s technique.Amaya and Goku, once up Korin’s Tower, travel for the Ultra Divine Water and eventually claim it. Together they drink, the pain incapacitating them for over an entire day before they rise stronger than ever. And with a new Flying Nimbus each, the two siblings fly off to challenge King Piccolo once more.
>>3771021After getting directions from Korin, both young fighters arrive at King Furry’s palace just as King Piccolo declares his domination over the world. They crash his announcement, and after one of the most difficult battle of their lives they combine their power, firing off a Kamehameha even stronger than Master Roshi’s that destroyed the moon. Broken and beaten, King Piccolo released one last egg and sent it flying, saying his son would avenge him just before self-destructing in a final attempt to kill them. But the two survived, and after getting congratulated on their victory by King Furry return to Korin’s to recover. Korin tells them of a way to restore Shenron, Goku and Amaya riding the Power Pole all the way up to Kami’s Lookout. At first the two almost attack the elder Guardian, mistaking him for old King Piccolo, but after he explains his past agrees to restore the Dragonballs, on the condition they stay and train with him to prepare for Piccolo’s return. The two readily agree and Kami fixes the dragon sculpture, returning the Dragonballs back on the lookout.Flying down to Earth with the Dragonballs, the two meet with their friends towish for everyone good killed by Piccolo or those that served him to be brought back to life. And with their wish granted, Goku and Amaya saying they’ll see everyone in four years for the next tournament. They return home to find Grandpa Gohan alive, and many a tear were shed at their reunion. After telling him of their adventures the depart, Gohan saying he would see them at the tournament. The fighters all go their own ways, training diligently for the next three years. But a shadow hangs over everyone as they train, for they all know that one day soon the terror of Piccolo will rise once more to terrorize the world, and they will be all that stands in his way.Three years later, Goku and Amaya return planetside to once more participate in the World Martial Arts Tournament. Finding their friends waiting for them, none immediately recognize that it is Goku walking beside Amaya, as neither have their tails. But they weren’t the only ones who grew older, stronger, and wiser; Tien surprising everyone but Master Roshi as he and Chiaotzu greet the Turtle Hermit respectfully. Once registration is over the preliminaries begin, and it becomes readily apparent that the contestant “Junior” is actually King Piccolo reborn, declaring that he will kill Goku and Amaya after humiliating them in the arena for the world to see. In a show of respect and solidarity Yamcha takes the injured Chiaotzu to the nearby hospital for Tien, having been eliminated by the goofy yet mysterious “Shen”. Goku, Krillin, Chi Chi, Amaya, Shen, Tien, Piccolo Junior, and surprisingly Yajirobe are the eight fighters that move on.
>>3771021The first Quarterfinal match is Junior vs Krillin, and while the bald monk puts up a surprisingly good fight, surviving several hits the Demon King reborn thought would end him, Krillin willingly hops from the ring. The second match is Amaya vs Tien, and while Tien maintained the speed advantage initially, that went by the wayside as Amaya stripped out of her weighted clothes. Unburdened, Amaya makes quick work of Tien. The next fight surprises everyone, as Chi Chi declares that Goku promised to marry her. Goku agrees, after dodging all her attacks and ringing her out with a shockwave punch. Yajirobe vs Shen is quick as well, the man seemingly defeating the large swordsman with pure luck. But then it’s time for the semifinals, and the fate of the world hangs in the balance.After an absolutely brutal brawl for the fate of the Earth that leaves Amaya nearly unable to move, she narrowly defeats Piccolo with a crushing headbutt. But in a surprise twist, after Goku heals her with a Senzu Bean, he also gives one to Piccolo. Everyone except Amaya is surprised, Piccolo swearing to one day defeat them both for what they did to his father before flying off. Shen, revealed to be Kami forfeits, allowing Amaya and Goku to fight it out for the championship. In a match for the ages, Goku and Amaya pull out all the stops and try to beat each other with everything they’ve got. In the end, Amaya defeats Goku narrowly by ring out. Declared champion once more, Krillin then surprises everyone by stepping forward, and asking Amaya if she’d go out with him, to which Amaya agrees, and eventually marries him. Piccolo doesn’t cause any trouble, keeping to himself in the wastelands and presumably training to get his revenge. Goku marries Chi Chi as he’d promised, and Grandpa Gohan couldn’t be happier for the both of you. Goku and Chi Chi live near Gohan on Mount Paozu, while Amaya and Krillin choose to live closer to West City. Four years pass in relative peace, the next World Martial Arts Tournament delayed another few years due to Piccolo nearly killing the audience. But little did the two Earth-raised Saiyans know, their entire world and everything they knew was about to change.Earth Defender Chaya Exposition I End-Saiyan Conqueror Quest Epilogue End-
>>3771028>Exposition 1Ohhhh yeah, my body is ready for the rest.
>>3771039>reminds me I still have to make the starting posts for this weekend’s episode first
>>3770680HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO MAKE IT HURT LIKE I JUST SAW IT AGAIN
>>3771048We know you can do it....just give us the address, our reload slaves are starving and ready to go home.
>>3771028>Krillin then surprises everyone by stepping forward, and asking Amaya if she’d go out with him, to which Amaya agrees, and eventually marries him. He damn well better be stronger than he was in canon.We're gonna smack his shit for TOUCHING OUT DAUGHTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3771080I never knew Chaya was into people without noses. The Crypt Keeper has a chance.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>Chaya and krillinSo that means...there's gonna be an Android 18 who's single.Dibs.
>>3771259But still single. And I still have dibs.
>>3771028>KrillinKEKI really hope Karn gets to meet him.
>>3771028>karn meets earth chaya>"So... this is your... mate? Husband?">"He's my husband!">Karn stares down at the nose-less midget with incredulity>"She's as small as her mother, so she needed someone even smaller, huh...?">"What?">"Nothing..."
>Karn eventually goes to earth for some reason>Roshi, Tien, Yamucha and the others sense his freakish powerlevel before he even reaches the planet>"Impossible... there's no way we can beat that. We're doomed!">"Don't say that! There's gotta be something... something we can do...">"Are you kidding me?! A thousand lives wouldn't be enough to survive that!">"Whatever it is, it's seriously pissed off! Just feel that energy!">Karn lands>"Hey, you. That group over there. Are you the locals?">"...Y-Yeah! So what if we are?!">"Nice planet you got here. My family and i came here on vacation, so could you point us to the nearest city?">"Don't screw with us!">"There's no way you're just here for that!">"Don't tell him anything, guys!">"...Uhhh...">Karn is confused by their mistrust and hostility>"Have we met before? Did i do something to you guys, or...?">"Well, no... but!">"But?">"With a powerlevel like that, there's no way you're anything but trouble! R-Right?">"I mean, i guess some sensitive electronics might blow if we transform while training, if that's what you mean.">"Guys, what is he talking about? What does he mean by transform? Guys? Guys?!">Suddenly king piccolo appears in a massive sweat, never having been defeated by the absent goku>"You filthy wretch, how dare yo-">Karn casually releases a blast larger than the z-fighters had ever seen from one hand, evaporating the green man before he can utter another word>the z-fighters are stunned silent as they watch the beam fade and a massive trench that continues into the horizon appears>"You guys just let evil creatures run around on your planet like that? Man, this neighborhood is worse than i thought. Hahaha!">Chaya pops out of the ship, slamming into karn's chest and hugging him as he turns to face her>"Daddy!">"Hey sweetie, we're here. Let's go find something big with big guts, and eat it.">"Dibs on the liver!">meanwhile, the z-fighters faces>"I don't know how to feel about this. Something is terribly wrong.">"I get what you mean. I've never been so confused in my life.">"...I'm going home."
>>3771028>Krillin and Chaya I don’t know to feel about this. Also, five bucks says that Time Loli eventually recruits ‘Amaya’ to counter our Future Chaya.
>>3771497I'll throw down ten bucks that says Amaya's autism still won't make her a match for Future Chaya BECAUSE NO KARN RAISES A QUITTER!
>>3771500I mean technically Towa raised Future Chaya more than we did since Punished Karn died when she was still a little kid and she’s in her late 20s now according to GD.
>>3771506The formative years of a person are the most influential in regards to their personality later on.Anyways, Amaya's badass by default just due to genetics but she's not anywhere close to Future Chaya. Hell, she's even got a stand on top of Apex.
>>3771058No good leader lets a valuable resource die due to neglect.>>3771080He certainly grew up gutsier than he did in canon.>>3771251Ha.>>3771293>>3771311Nice>>3771325>implying Roshi or Tien would be alive with King Piccolo running aroundBut very nice.>>3771497She may try.
>>3771546You are starving them, we keep them in line with fried chicken, grape soda, and whips, tell us the location so they can fulfill their purpose and go home.
>>3771557>>fried chicken, grape soda, and whipsWhere can I sign up?
>>3771651Just go and sign up with the head of the farm invasion militia. You'll get basic training to load the PC's and dinner at 6:00.
>>3771651>>3771660Oh, and don't mind the whips, the Shamoan's like that shit, report to the quartermaster for a rubber liner, they make a sticky mess in the bunkhouse on purpose for attention. Be forceful, but not too violent, or the little bastards will hump your leg.
I hope to fucking god that Grandpa Gohan being alive to give him a few more years of education resulted in a less completely retarded Goku
>>3771965>in this reality Goku actually knows what marriage is>everything else about him is exactly the sameWould this satisfy you?
>>3772063I wouldn't feel as bad for Chi-Chi having to treat him like a dog and trick him into fucking her for one thing, so yes, a little bit.
PIC RELATED WHEN YOU FUCKING HACK OF A SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DANKNESS????
>>3772234OH SHIT, WE HAVEN'T PREPPED FOR FRIEZA DAY CAUSE OF THE INVASION! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GLOBAL FEASTING WEEK!Maybe Turles will finally come visit us this time...
>>3771557I see what you did there.>>3771965Goku was far smarter in this timeline than in canon.>>3772063But why? He learned so many more things from Gohan, especially by having a sister around.>>3772234Ha.
>>3772625What are your thoughts on both Krillin and Yamcha both getting cucked by saiyans who intended to destroy the planet
>>3772684You know Krillin is hitting on and attempting/succeeded in marrying Chaya right? Yamcha still fucked though.
>>3772713I think he means that Vegata and Raditz will descend from the sky with their big white sayan balls and cuck both Yamcha and Krillin.
>>3772891Honestly Yamcha and Krillin dodge all the relationship bullets. Bulma? A thot. Chichi? Psychotic. Launch? 10/10 both ways but a criminal. Arale? Arale. And Misa? Well you know how princesses are.
>>3772968Trampire thoTrampire can get the Dragon of New Salda.Same with Ranfan.
>>3773045>trampire>it's in the nameAnd Ranfan is an absolute turboskank. She strips as a form of combat. Only Karn can do that.
>>3773196Trampire is viable seeing as Karn managed to de-thot Towa of all people.And Ranfan is obviously just taking a page out of our playbook. At least one person on that backwater planet has to know who Karn is.
>>3773752We died before becoming famous.
>>3773772I like to think our fame transcends time and space at this point
>>3773783Only if Vox is still in buisness openly.
Only one hour to go until 99 begins
>>3773861Hype, amazing to see us coming up to the big 100 soon.
Episode 99 is here:>>3773928