Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of Happy Families, you acquired a Sabo and gifted him to Fireplace. It turns out that Mr Stealthy is actually some kind of secret government agent, previously afflicted with amnesia, and he’s going to meet up with Brother Number 3 in two or three days, when the Strawbrat crew arrive.You’re pretending very hard that you don’t know any of this.More importantly, you’re soon to go to Ennies Lobby with Mibird, Abs, Klaus, Hat and Sunglasses, so that you can maybe attempt to reacquire Wado and not let your eternal rival know you sort-of misplaced it via Ta-sis. Oops. You also bought salt, and are now having a delightful bowl of expensive ice cream with some random pickpocket, whose heart you are groping.We now return you to your scheduled idiocy.>O N E H U N D OPickpocket-girl’s head dips down, not fast enough that you can’t see her bite her lip, shoulders tensing. “You wouldn’t get it.”“I get a lot of things! Sometimes they’re injuries, but still.” You shrug. “Might as well spill, right? Can’t make things worse.”The girl somehow manages to scowl even harder. “It’s this evil bitch... Mokuyobi.” She spits the name with venom, hand clenching around her dessert spoon. “She- she’s trying to get our orphanage closed down!”Somewhere outside the cafe, trumpets blare a dramatic cry for no real reason.Dear, sugar-filled Seasus.>[THIS IS THE (second) WORST THING YOU’VE EVER HEARD (in the last ten minutes)]>... That’s rough, buddy.> Hmm... by... adopting you all?>Other?
>>3811549>roll up your sleeves, get up, and tell her to lead the way, she can fill us in while we walkOrphan flashman takes this kind of shit seriously
>>3811549>OK I'm going to need details, who is the evil bitch, why is she trying to get the orphanage closed down like she was a villain from a comic strip and how is she doing it?
>>3811549>>3811571+1
>>3811571support
>>3811571This.
>>3811549>welp, time to get shit done>I need more details to work with, who's this Mokuyobi bitch?
>>3811571Support
K Paste updated. i need a trip for Sheep-kun for their crit... also BP Please be aware we are at 9 Crits atm.
>>3811758I say 1 more crit and we should be able to purchase an awakened weapon I vote pistols being we need a hardboiled detective to reign in our dumbasses
>>3811766our weapons are close to awakening on their own, no need to spend crits on that
>>3811766Im with >>3811771 on that.
>>3811766Sory im with them.
>>3811844oi you get a trip or spend your crit!Can use to get +1 in anything we already have as far as im aware. so if you did wana speed up awakening it could be used on that.
>>3811862Okay! Put it in Chemistry if I can use it on that. One day we wil poision someone or BS a miracle cure either or.
>>3811870Confirming.
>>3811870That's incredibly wasteful.
>>3811893Who cares im not mutch for efecency or long term planing realy in quests. As long as Im having fun its fine.
>>3811893well chemistry is all about the atomic bonds of atoms and molecules, so maaybe a higher chemitry skill will let us do some cool things with our fruit for dealing with the more anoying and esoteric fruits out there
>>3811893Hell a better udnerstanding on the free form movement of electrons witin metallic compounds should make phasing through metals easier, and a better understanding of shit like Covalent and ionic bonds should let us do some crazy shit like disintegrating something with fine electron manipulation, thought thats prob like S rank shit
>>3811899Isn't our chemistry rank really low right now though?Wouldn't it be better to put it in something that wouldn't be easy to level?
>>3811901well i think the crit is jsut set for it to be a crit next tiem we study chemistry? either way is their crit, hell am using mine to make sure Ta-sis Smoboss and the others in the white mist have a denden conveniently placed to hear Robins Ohara speech if it does happen
>>3811895Honestly? Not a bad attitude to take. And if it results in us having some odd skills we might not otherwise have picked up, I can't see it as a bad thing.Optimising the hell out of things isn't always necessary
>>3811893Due to out body were basically a walking chem set.
>>3811978Dude our*Apologies
>>3812040Due to our*Apologies
>>3812053Doot hour*Apollo Jeez
>>3812065Dud taur*Apple Cheese
>>3812107Dead Deer Bone Apple Teeth.
>>3812206DetourApprentice jeans.
>>3812564DesuApply juice.
Sorry guys, just got home and I need to up in six hours for hospital appointment, yaaaaay (not). I'll sort out a plus to chemistry for that crit in th morning, it'll probably be more than a +1 because you're very low on it at the moment. Might also figure out some cool stuff to buy with crits, probably Haki tricks or rapid improvement with techniques, if the guys have any suggestions.Heading to sleep now, but just so you know, Mokuyobi has already been introduced. I'm shocked you don't remember her name! Shocked!Night all!
>>3812694Sugar bulle- wait we already have bullet time. SUGAR OVERLOAD PRECOG
>>3812694>she's already been introduced Flashy can't remember a name to save his life, we're just being IC (and totally didn't forget ourselves).
>>3812694Clearly the name was never spoken. We would have remembered someone with such a stupid name. We all have perfect memory after all. So we're looking for a nickname that would indicate some orphan-hating-bitch. Probably like, Karen or something.Good luck at the hospital. Don't die!
>>3812694I assumed they meant "who" as in, not her name but, hmm, y'know, who IS she? What does that name mean to us? What does she have to her name?
>>3812717To be fair for a lot of anons it was a decent while back.
>>3812694If we get good enough with chemistry, engineering and possibly decent in electricity and meteorology, we could we make a functioning cloud bike for our Baby Snek? Also, with a high enough chemistry we could probably figure out how sea stone works. And how devil fruits manage to attach themselves to every cell of the body. Do devil paramecia's work because the human body is constantly flaking, and that's why they don't require energy but also don't move as quick as the user wills it? Could we science gravity to death????Also o a serious note, I hope the hospital appointment is nothing serious BPQM.
>>3812694Fan Lady? Or was it someone else?
We should adopt all the orphans. That way we can say we have kids everywhere.
>>3813310>tfw it's the children's crusade all over again
>get up at 6am>coming down with something, feel like shit anyway>get to hospital>'lol ur radiographer's called in sick, come back in october'Guess it's EARLY UPDATE TIME, YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH haha goodbye taxi fare>>3812937shhhh>flashman protec. he attac. but most importantly, he snac.What the what the what.Whaaaaaaat.Your eyes narrow. "OK, I'm going to need details; who is the evil bitch, why is she trying to get the orphanage closed down like she's a villain from a comic strip and how is she doing it?"Bad-hair girl twitches, head still bowed in a miserable scowl. "Her mom's some rich-bitch who owns a lotta land, and apparently our island's orphanage is, like, 'prime real estate' or some shit. And 'cos we only have a lease on the place, and don't own it, every time the lease comes up...""She tries to buy you out?"Bad-hair nods sullenly. "Yeah. The owner doesn't care who's there as long as they pay, and all the lawyers say it's legal an' shit. We just have to outbid her every couple'a years."Nuts. That sounds... well, legal, like the lawyers say.>There's only one choice. I'mma have'ta beat this real-estate woman up.>Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out...>Damn. Guess I'm gonna have to adopt you all.>Other?Also Bob, please put Chemistry to +12 rather than +6 on the pastebin for Sheep-kun's crit, mercy-buckets (that is le french).
>>3813706It's always something with hospitals, no matter the region you live in, I guess.>Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out...>Failing that, I'll adopt you all.
>>3813706>>There's only one choice. I'mma have'ta beat this real-estate woman up.
>>3813706>Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out...
>>3813706>>Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out...A dangerous gleam is in the eye of the marine-rules-lawyer.
>>3813706>Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out...Is it time for dread lawyer flashy? Scourge of the litigorial seas?
>i am the one who lawyers"Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out..."Bad-hair looks up at you over her ice cream, obviously suspicious. "You're a Marine. Wha'dd'YOU know about contracts?"Well, probably not a lot about leases. But that can easily be rectified! Wiiiiith a quick book or two."Plenty!"She squints at your confident face. "Okay... I guess I can get you a copy?"You shoot her a quick thumbs up with one hand, the other retrieving more delicious sugar-cream. Ice cream. Whatever. "I should be on the White Mist soon, Commodore Smoker's ship. Just address it to Commander Flashman.""Uh, yeah. I'm -">Listen to her name.>mmmmmmm ice cream yes good
>>3813737>>try to Listen to her name. fail.>mmmmmmm ice cream yes good
>>3813737>>mmmmmmm ice cream yes goodMan the seagulls sure are loud today.
>>3813737>Listen to her name.
>>3813737>>mmmmmmm ice cream yes goodWe already know her name and it's bad hair girl
>>3813737>>Listen to her name.
>>3813737>>mmmmmmm ice cream yes good
>>3813862>>Listen to her name.Orphans get specal rember your name privelige. Our orgins demands it.
>>3813737>Listen to her name.As a by the way, the orphanage-buying lady is probably. Miss Thursday. Mokuyoubi is Japanese for Thursday. Very subtle disguise.
>>3813913It is Miss Thursday. She had told us her name back in Mock Town but we all pulled a Flashy and forgot it.
>>3813737>>Listen to her name.Need to know what part of canon we are breaking over our knee
>>3814069All of it.>be some kind of loser nerd who actually listens to people's names (laaaaaame)As a fellow orphan, you owe it to the shampoo-deprived victim to actually hear her name, so go keep your ears pricked."- Ihatsu."That's a terrible name."That's a terrible name."Crap! You'd said it out loud!"Your name's Flashman!""Moving on," you quickly continue, when's the lease next up?""Not for another year, but it's more expensive very time, so we need to start getting money early," Bedhead says, returning to her ice cream. "I dunno if we'll make it this time...""You can count on me," you how, with the honor of JUSTICE and the Marines at stake. And an orphanage, you guess. "I'll get this sorted!""... Yeah, sure. At least I got free ice cream, I guess."It's almost like she doesn't believe you can fix this. Well, she'll see...>Anything else to do/say to Bedhead?>Amble over to the camera store.>Other?
>>3814658>>Amble over to the camera store.
>>3814658>Amble over to the camera store.
>>3814658>Anything else to do/say to Bedhead?>Turn her into our new waifu>Hold hands
>>3814675dude shes like 12
>>3814677That just means she's flashy's height
>>3814675You done fucked up mate.
>>3814677Not him, but you're right >Pinkie promise instead>>3814658Orphans gotta look out for each other
>>3814658>If you meat a guy in top hat and godly har that has a pipe say I sent you. He might be able to help. (With your hair because damn she needs shampoo fast.)>Amble over to the camera store.Well misunderstanding incoming.
>>3814658>"By the way, don't try to pick any more pockets. If you get caught again it probably won't end in ice cream."We need to scold her you fools.
>>3814732Support
>>3814732Supporting
>>3814687Lmao
>>3814658>>3814732Better yet> Take her with us to make sure she doesn't steal more stuff for now.
>>3814823You dumbass ,we can't take a child to the shitshow that is ennies lobby
>>3815012Damn. Sorry Mina but we're leaving you here with the street urchin.
>>3815139Well yeah obviously.
I FINALLY RETURN, are we agreed on scold and then wander off to camera store?
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3817044surerolling for camera luck.
>>3817044Remember children, thieves get sent to work in the salt mines. And they have to extract the salt with their teeth.
>>3817047m e d i o c r e :\>bad girl no biscuitYou finish your ice cream quickly, thoughts of finally getting your camera speeding you up, before pointing at Bedhead. "Okay, so send me the stuff, BUT - you gotta stop stealing.""But if the lease-!""Noooope." You cross your arms. "I'll get it sorted, but you do NOT wanna be arrested when you inevitably get caught by someone else. You're okay for everyday cash?"She scowls again. "Yeah, we get enough funding for that...""Then that's good! Just wait until I look over those papers." You stand up, adjusting your coat of JUSTICE, and say a goodbye (she's still eating, but you're fairly sure that muffled grunting was one as well), and head off.The camera store isn't all that hard to get to, and your camera is safely fixed up and functional."I'm amazed I got it working," the bent-backed proprietor tells you. "It was knocked about harder and took more damage than any camera I've ever seen.""Ha ha ha imagine that," you say, smiling wide. "I have no idea whose fault that would be ha ha ha."He glares at you suspiciously as you quickly leave.Well - with that done, it should be time to meet up with everyone and get on the train. The SEA train. Which sounds, y'know, pretty freaking awesome.>Who to track down first?
>>3817178>AceMihawk is probably already there waiting. And Klaus will do whatever Klaus does to teleport behind u to Flashy.
>>3817178>Hat & Sunglasses
>>3817178>M'bird
>>3817178>Our minions, Hat & Sunglasses
>minions>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3817270
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3817270
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>3817270
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3817270rip
>>3817273Noice>95Mibird and Klaus are creep- talented, right, talented enough that they'll probably find you, and Abs can have a few more minutes with his brother. Instead, you track down Hat and Sunglasses.... Surprisingly quickly.It's sheer luck that as you make casual progress towards the train station, thanks to some locals' directions, you see the two dorks bickering about something on a street corner.>Pull a Klaus and appear from the depths of hell... (stealth roll)>Actually approach them like a regular human being.>Other?
>>3817320>Pull a Klaus and appear from the depths of hell... (stealth roll)
>>3817320>>Pull a Klaus and appear from the depths of hell... (stealth roll)
>>3817320>>Pull a Klaus and appear from the depths of hell... (stealth roll)We need to practice so we can do it to Klaus someday.
>I'm going to be doing these quickly because need sleep>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to become the night
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3817340
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3817340
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3817340
>>3817343Flashman more like Batman amiright?
>93 + 17 = 110 OH YEAHWith both of them distracted, there's only one possible option.Sneak up behind them and scare the crap outta 'em.While they babble at each other (something to do with the upcoming officer exams), you carefully edge your way around the street and near the walls, moving as quietly as possible.With your minions distracted, it's almost too easy to slowly, gently, approach from behind, and -"HEY GUYS HOW'V'YA BEEN?"(Stealth increased to +19!)The ensuing twin screeches are as beautiful as they are loud. The jumping and flailing only add to it, like a.painting contained within an exquisite frame."Man, you guys sure are jumpy~" you tell them sweetly, eyes wide as they gasp for breath."Y-you... You did that on purpose! Asshole!" Sunglasses points at you, face furious."Aah~? But I just walked up...?""THERE'S A WALL BEHIND YOU, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY MESSING WITH US! YOU DICK!""What a strange way to tall to your superior... hmm...""Ah - apologies. I meant 'you dick, SIR.'"That's better. "Sounds about right. Now! If you two are actually functional, how about we head to the station before Mibird gets bored and leaves without us?"Apparently this is a believable enough threat that your minions quickly fall in line still bickering, but can't win 'em all.>Conversation topics along the way?Going to sleep before I pass out, night all! Early start but early finish tomorrow!
>>3817448>Conversation topics along the way?"What were you guys so busy talking about?"
>>3817448>"Where did you guys grow up?"
>>3817448>Did you know Mibird bit me when we sparred? >I’ve been reallly thirsty lately and can’t get the thought of cherrry flavored drinks out of my head.
>>3817448>>3817460Support.
>>3817460SupportPlus>"So plain or buble water?" Shugar waters better obiously but let them be wrong together (QM did a roll one prefers plain other buble)
>>3817460 support
>>3817737>>3818694+support
>>3818694>>"So plain or buble water?" Shugar waters better obiously but let them be wrong together (QM did a roll one prefers plain other buble) support this is perfect
so we pretending to be a vamp? suport
>questions for the ages"So," you say, fixed on the most important question you can think of. "Regular or sparkling wate- uh, I mean, what were you arguing about?""Regular," Sunglasses says.Hat is less enthused. "Sparkling! You gotta add a little fizz!""That stuff's disgusting, aniki!""I'm not making YOU drink it...""Aaanyway," Sunglasses redirects, "Aniki thinks I should see if I can eat that Devil Fruit we found. Then we'll get more say in getting assigned together, y'know? ">Sounds fine to me. Klaus has it right now, you can eat it at the station.>We'll have to go through Smoboss for that, at least if you're gonna be public with it...>Other?
>>3819668>>Sounds fine to me. Klaus has it right now, you can eat it at the station.the hardest part of having all of our minions be devil fruit users is no one can save all of us when we get dropped in water
>>3819668>We'll have to go through Smoboss for that, at least if you're gonna be public with it...Be responsible for once flashman, you're gonna be a captain soon
>>3819668>>We'll have to go through Smoboss for that, at least if you're gonna be public with it...
>>3819668>Sounds fine to me. Klaus has it right now, you can eat it at the station.Everyone gets froot.This crew is such bullshit.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3819714Rolling for Tashigi to get the Anti-Sword Froot that repels all swords from her.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3819728Rolling for Tashigi to get the sword magnetism fruit?
>>3819737Tashigi confirmed top tier at getting stabbed.
>>3819748She is a sworddere after all.
>>3819668>>>Sounds fine to me. Klaus has it right now, you can eat it at the station.
>>3819737>>3819748RIP Ta-sis...>actually being responsible, ugh"We'll have to go through Smoboss for that, at least if you're gonna be public with it...," you suggest, considering there's already you and Mina aboard keeping your Fruits secret.Okay, you're not doing too well with your own... but the Brass don't know, and that's the important thing!Sunglasses nods. "Yeah, that's what I thought. And I don't wanna get in trouble for eating it without permission, you know?""The only permission you need is dibs," Hat insists, slapping his aniki on the back.Man, those two are really dedicated to the pure and beautiful Marine ideal of dibs, huh? Unfortunately, you don't think the paper-pushers would agree with him.The train station is just as clean and aesthetically pleasing as the rest of Water 7, with the unfortunate complaint of currently containing Mibird, Abs and a sword-hobo."You didn't get lost?" Klaus looks amazed from where he sits, flicking through a newspaper. "Incredible! Amazing! I'm so proud!">My enemy is gravity, not directions. Jerk.>Hi Klaus, guess who sexually harassed me today? Spoiler, it was Fireplace.>If you're looking for a thank you for getting me my swords, you can forget it now.>Other?>>3819774SCREW YOUR LATE VOTE
>>3819800>My enemy is gravity, not directions. Jerk.
>>3819800>>Other?>"THANKS DAD!">Roll your eyes
>>3819800>>Hi Klaus, guess who sexually harassed me today? Spoiler, it was Fireplace.Show him on the bear where we were touched.We need a seat need a table or something so we can hit up all this paperwork.
>>3819800>>My enemy is gravity, not directions. Jerk.
>>3819800>>Hi Klaus, guess who sexually harassed me today? Spoiler, it was Fireplace.Sworddad hasn't stabbed anyone for a while. I think he might be in withdrawal.Really, this is the only humane choice.
>not setting an angry papa on fireplace?shockingYou scowl at the smug hobo, while he just smirks back. "My enemy is gravity, not directions. Jerk.""You enemy is-? Actually, that makes sense...""Now you've arrived," Mibird butts in from where he was lurking dramatically by a wall, "come with me."You pause, surprised, as he strides past you, one hand reaching out to grab you. "Isn't the train gonna- URK OKAY." Well, then. All right.Mibird drags you a few steps before you get your legs working, the others watching you go with mild curiosity - or, in Abs' case, a look of amusement. Suspiciouuuuus."Where are we-?""Bathroom," Mibird states, emotionless."... That's a little weird." Then you shut up as he fixes a creepy semi-glare on you, walking you into the (thankfully empty) men's bathroom."Answer me this." The way-too-tall Shichibukai stares you in the eyes as he crosses his arms. He's... carrying a bag of something. "You want to retrieve Roronoa's sword, or at least test it's wielder, yes? So - how much trouble are you going to cause?".... Bwuh?>????????
>>3819896"It's less about causing trouble, and more just seeing how the situation develops. Perhaps setting things up such that roronoa has the opportunity to fight the new wielder himself, uninterrupted? After all, the strawhats will be in the area soon. And they're even worse than me at not getting into trouble. "
>>3819916Support
>>3819896> I? ZERO. My 'dramatis personae' considerable amount of trouble.
>>3819896>Well hopefully I don't have to cause any trouble. But knowing my luck - a lot of trouble.
>>3819896"Hopefully none. Probably a lot."
>>3819896>>3819949Support
>>3819896>>3819916Support.
Zolo is gonna be pissed if we don't get the sword for ourselves. I really think we should listen to Mibirds plan.
>>3819896>>3819916supporting this, adding on something along the lines of>"All I want is for a rival to train against and continuously prove myself again, and letting him acquire will better me in his standing and give him more ferocity to whet myself on."
I don't think dueling people for swords is illegal so I'm not sure why everyone is so afraid of the idea. It's not like we have to duel them to the death.
>>3819896 >>3819949 Support
Writing soon, just doing some boring house stuff, in case anyone has anything else to add.
>the mibird comethYou pull a face as the bathroom door swings closed. "Well, hopefully I don't have to cause any trouble. But knowing my luck - a lot of trouble. I mean, It's less about causing trouble, and more just seeing how the situation develops. Perhaps setting things up so that Lolonoa has the opportunity to fight the new wielder himself, uninterrupted? I mean, the Strawbrats will be in the area soon. And they're even worse than me at not getting into trouble."Mibird makes a vague humming sound, still fixing you with that intense (and creeeeeeepy) stare-glare. "Flashman. Understand this." He leans down, closer. "Roronoa Zoro is a true swordsman."... 'k?"While his skills are still lacking, he has both the correct mindset and the true potential to be the world's greatest swordsman, and surpass even me." He states it as a bland, simple fact. "Do you know how rare that is?""I'm... guessing very?"One of his eyes twitches. "Yes. 'Very'. You... are his chosen rival. For some reason." Rude. "That means you're a valuable stepping stone on his way to me, should his luck and skill get him that far." Eeeeven more rude. "From what I've seen, you have the undeniable ability to stumble into nonsense and chaos wherever you go."Eeeeeeeeven moooore ru- well, accurate. Still rude, though."... maybe-that's-true," you mumble.Mibird nods sharply. "I have little doubt you're going to end up causing some kind of problem at Ennies Lobby." ... Still accurude. "However, I refuse to end up having my potential successor's growth slowed because his idiotic rival ended up arrested or killed so soon - and thus, Commander Flashman will not be coming to Ennies Lobby."W H A TYou open your mouth in angry refusal, paused only as Mibird shoves his bag towards you, forcing you to reach up and grab it before it slams into your chest."Change into this," he says shortly, a worryingly dangerous smirk growing across his suddenly-terrifying face.>(look in the bag)>... W-what's... the plan, here...?>........ You mean in a stall, right?>Other?
>>3820287>(look in the bag)
>>3820287>>........ You mean in a stall, right?
>>3820287>>(look in the bag)
>>3820287>Should I put holes in the bag first? I won't be able to see out of it otherwise. It's a joke please don't stab me.>(look in the bag)We're not going to look like a masked Mini-Mihawk are we?
>>3820287>(look in the bag)Oh no
>>3820287>but i already have a pirate persona?
>>3820333Oh yes>>3820350That the Marines know about. Because you decided to include it in your report to them. Damn Flashy.>look in the baaaaaaaagIT'S TIME>Option 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3781750/images/1567029810786.png>Option 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3781750/images/1567029573201.png
>>3820350our crew is aware of that persona, so prob dont wanna use it
>>3820357Option 1 is a jpg (ick), hold on:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3781750/images/1567029810786.jpg
>>3820357>>3820361It's gotta be the real Zoro. Option 1 for sure. We even have a rapier to complete the outfit.
>>3820357>>Option 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3781750/images/1567029573201.pngthis, dear god this, also hoping we get introduced as Mibirds cousin or someone auditioning to be his apprentice some shit like that
>>3820357Didn't we agree on a fusion? Draw-anon even gave us a picture.
>>3820357>>3820361>>Option 1How many identities are we going to have to juggle by the time we're admiral?
>>3820394Fusion vote is fine too.>>3820398All of them.
>>3820398given we seem to have just become the revolutionaries favorite marine prob a lot
>>3820417oh in that case changin vote to >Fusionmostly cause we have a mask and the feather cape is doflamingo af
>>3820357>Fusion
If fusion wins, it WILL be the mask from option 2, by the way. I refuse to give Flashy a flamingo mask.If anyone disputes this, I will ensnare you in a web and make you eat flies.
>>3820357Fusion time.
>>3820506>>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!
>>3820450Or wait, are we going with the fusion mask, which is a regular half-mask? Shit, I dunno. Oh well!>F F F F F U S I O NTorn between dread and mortal terror, you open the massive bag to see -Wooowwwww, that's a lotta feathers. Damn. Ooh, and a hat! Also with a feather! Oh, and a sash! And -Yeah, this is a whole outfit. The hell?You blink up at Mibird, who continues throwing out limitless smuggery, which is totally a real word. "As a Shichibukai, I haven't taken advantage of my right to have a crew," he muses (also smugly), "but you'll make an adequate -" First mate?! "- cabin boy."Nuts.>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!>This is the worst idea I've ever heard.>This is the greatest idea I've ever heard.>(vibrate in excitement)>Other?
>>3820357>>Option 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3781750/images/1567029573201.png
>>3820516>>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!
>>3820516>This is the greatest idea I've ever heard.>(vibrate in excitement)
>>3820516>>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!>>(vibrate in excitement)Don't admit how cool it is. Never give him the satisfaction. Does this mean he'll float by sometimes to pick up Flashy to make him do errands for him?
>>3820516>This is the worst idea I've ever heard.>This is the greatest idea I've ever heard.
>>3820516>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!
>inconceivable!"Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!"Mibird turns the smug up even higher. "Or does it...?"Huh. "Wait, it really has-?""No. Moving on, hurry and put it on. Whatever trouble you inevitably case, you'll at least have some veneer of protection, being under my command." He gives you a quick, up-down glance. "The fit should be about right... you'll require a name as well.">How about (name)?>(let your beloved Captain Mibird pick your name)>Other?
>>3820630>>How about Harvey?We are a bird man.
>>3820630>>(let your beloved Captain Mibird pick your name)I'm curious as to what he thinks a good name is.If he says something like Mieagle or something I'm going to scream.
>>3820630>>(let your beloved Captain Mibird pick your name)I really like Harvey Birdman but I also want to see what Mibird comes up with.
>>3820630>(let your beloved Captain Mibird pick your name)
>>3820677Sam Mieagle, obviously.
>Vlad Sparrownose
>>3820686>sam>not Elucard
>>3820686Sam D. Eagle.
>>3820707+1
>>3820630>>3820646>>3820707>Sam D. Eagle.Shit, that's so much better. Switching.
>oh no"Your name," Mibird says slowly, with trait of one bestowing a great honor, "is Karasu."Karasu? That means... "Crow?"Mibird nods, looking you dead in the eye. "Yes, it fits with the coloration and feathers of your clothing. Abandoned at birth in a forest, you were raised by crows."What."However, saddened by your inability to fly like your parents and siblings, you finally swore to leave the forest and seek out some manner of flight."He's fucking with you. He's gotta be fuckin' with you."Thus it is that you now sail the seas in search of the Crow-Crow Fruit, which will allow you to return home and win the heart of the glossy female crow that -""You're just screwing with me, aren't you?"Mibird keeps staring at you, eyes studiously blank. "I am devoid of humor. Do you have a problem with my judgement?">Yes! That's the most stupid backstory I've ever heard!>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.>........ I have a better idea for a name.>Other?
>>3820717>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.
>>3820717>>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.
>>3820717>>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.dude is making us retend to be his OC from the book he is totally not writting back in his abandoned castle
>>3820717>>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.This is a tough choice. But Mibird gave us a wonderful backstory so I have to pick this.
>>3820740Don't tempt meThe best part of this is that I'm still not sure whether to have Zolo recognise you and wonder what the hell is going on, or be honestly excited that Mibird apparently has a subordinate swordsman to test himself against. And then he can angst over whether he's betraying his One True Rival for another swordsman.Ah, decisions, decisions.
>>3820754roll for it when he sees us, and when he sees we have Wado he realizes wtf iss going on
>>3820754>Zoro rolls his perception check>nat 1>"This bastard is mocking me. I'm going to kick his ass so I can tell Flashman how cool I am."
>>3820754It would be way funnier if he didn't recognize us. We can pull a Vince on him. Or a Dio
>>3820760On a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if when Zoro inevitably beats us he takes one of our swords to give us the same incentive we gave him?
>>3820783Zoro sees wado as a partner and legacy, we see our swords as our children, we wouold prob dedicate our everything to getting them back, also i expect our rival bonus would shoot to something insane
>>3820717>>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij0ehXQdp4
>yes captain mibird you're always right captain mibirdScrew it."... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw."You think you might, MIGHT, have just seen his lip twitch. Yure probably imagining it. "Ah, yes, and that reminds me... finish your sentences with 'caw'. It will help you immerse yourself in the role."You slump. "You really hate me, huh? ... Caw."Mibird smiles serenely. It's the most terrifying thing you've seen in at least a month, including Bedhead's hair."Go change, Karasu. We have a train to catch."Your life is suffering.>Apart from wearing a ridic- HANDSOME and DASHING costume and ending your sentences with 'caw', what kind of tics/personality will Karasu have?>>3820768>zolo: I bet Flashman would want that rapier... I'm going to kick his ass, take it, and give it to Flashman!>robin: everyone around me is an idiot.>>3820783Great (or awful) miiiiinds~
>>3820795>ticksHe should occasionally flap his feathered cape when speaking if he has an idle hand.>Robin: everyone around me is an idiot>also robin: I'm going to blackmail this guy who holy shit he decapitated that guy oh fuck oh god
>>3820795>>3820808This. Also, even when we're flapping our cape and saying "caw" we should maintain an aura of complete seriousness.
>>3820795>>3820808Support
>>3820795>he laughs like CawCawCawCawCawCaw>is always twirling a coin around his fingers>Tends to sway his cape around when making important speeches>Winks at women a little too much
>>3820831Should we channel our inner wannabe Mihawk? Staring at things 24/7 to strengthen the eye muscles. That's totally how it works.
>>3820795He keeps setting his feathered cloak on fire spontaneously. Even when there are no apparent heat sources.
>>3820842>MiniMibird with ridiculous mannerismsThis sounds amazing. I wonder if we picked up any staring skills from that contest.
>become Karasu (Cawrasu in Ye Olde Crow)While Mibird saunters out, radiating Smugness Haki, you find a decently clean cubicle and TRANSFORM INTO A PIRATE.To be precise, a CROW PIRATE.Smoboss is going to murder you. Or have a heart attack.... At least the outfit's badass. You kind of want to keep stroking your cape, which is so sleek, and smooth, and shiny, and-Ah. Right. Gotta stop preening. Or should you? Maybe that's in-character. Or in-cawracter.Serious. Right.You are Karasu, the trans-bird cabin-boy of the Shichibukai Mibi- Mihawk. Right. And, uh, caw. You can do this! ... Caw.Fully attired, right down to mask and gloves, and equipping your rapier, you bundle your Marine uniform into the shopping bags. Most of your shells (and Mr Speedy), you can hide in your costume fairly easily.Mr Speedy takes one look at you as you transfer him, shakes his eyestalks in sad disgust, and goes to sleep.Jerk.Then - you(CHOOSE NORMAL WALKING STYLE)>stride with casual, quiet confidence>arrogantly saunter>amble lazily>Other?into the main waiting area, where your companions look over at you."My gods," Abs whispers, eyes gleaming brightly. "It's full of stars..."Klaus, eyes still locked on you, speaks to Smugbird, tone reverant. "Mihawk... I don't know whether to kiss you or stab you. Or both.">(finger-gun) Ca-caw.>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.)>I just want you to know that I hate all of you. ... Caw.>Other?
>>3820873>arrogantly saunter>I just want you to know that I hate all of you. ... Caw.
>>3820873>>arrogantly saunter>>(finger-gun) Ca-caw.
>>3820873>stride with casual, quiet confidence>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.)>Caw
>>3820873>>stride with casual, quiet confidence>>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.)
>>3820873>arrogantly saunterLook at all these shitty non-birds, caw.>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.)
>>3820873>>arrogantly saunter>>Ignore them and preen, your captain is the only one worthy of responding too
>>3820873"I am the terror that flaps in the night, CAW! I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares! CAW!""Im Karasu!"
>>3820873>Twirl like a fucking Ballerina>>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.) Cawmaybe try to push some conquerors?
>cabin-boy or cabin-bird? We may never know>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for imperious glaringIf you get a nat100, you accidentally release Caw-nqueror's Haki.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3820913
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3820913Lets go.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3820913
>>3820795>Apart from wearing a ridic- HANDSOME and DASHING costume and ending your sentences with 'caw', what kind of tics/personality will Karasu have?> Head at odd angles (especially when asking or being asked a question)> When standing idly nuzzling his 'beak' into his feathered arm>When 'sitting' he perch up first then sits normally.
>>3820918>When 'sitting' he perch up first then sits normally.He actually just squats on the chairs.
>>3820873>(CHOOSE NORMAL WALKING STYLE)>Other?From birth Your knees ware bend backwards. When walking you decided to not bend them at all.>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.)
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3820913Rolling for Caw-nquerors haki if we were actually raised by crows.
Tsk. Tally-Ho, you at least managed to get the same roll as the number of seconds in the time posted, so good effort. Everyone else, shame on you. Doctor Oniichwan is displeased.>>3820921>karasu is lFinally, the sugar makes sense!>arrogantly saunter>attempt to glare>44>fail at glaringYou glare at all these filthy non-birds (but not your magnificent Captain, naturally, caw), which utterly fails to get any effect except for Fireplace biting his lip in obvious amusement, and Sunglasses letting out a low coo (like a pigeon! How common!)."I wanna pet his feathers," he sighs, hand twitching as it reaches slowly towards your precious cape...You quickly dart aside, ducking behind Mibird and glaring suspiciously out at your disappointed minion. Not that you have minions! Being a cabin boy and all! ... Caw.(Gained Unintimidating Glare! You mostly just look like a pouty prettyboy in a mask. Maybe practice some more.)"This is the best day of my life," Klaus says, though you interrupt his glee by throwing your bags at him. It's just not in-caw-racter for you to caw-ry them, okay? Klaus (or is it Caws?) seems to agree, from the cheerful way he swings them under one arm, tannoy screeching above to announce the train's imminent arrival.The time has come.For a perfectly normal, uneventful trip to a government facility. Where you will see Wado. And maybe enough books to screw the Government into paying for Mibird's boat. And cause (or caws) absolutely no problems whatsoever.Yes.You're sure absolutely everything will be fine.The wonderful thing about travelling with a Shichibukai (or two) is that the occupants of the train-car feel a sudden urge to find a different one when said Shichibukai enter the train. Within a minute of boarding, you and your filthy non-bird cawmpanions (plus Captain Mibi- hawk) have your pick of seats, for the three hour trip to Ennies Lobby. You should get there for mid-evening.>Sit next to (choose who)
>>3820955>>Sit next to (choose who)Caw-ptain Mi-squawk. Obviously.
>>3820955>Sit next to (choose who)Perch on the window sill
>>3820955Our Captain, obviously, caw.
>>3820955Captain Mihawk. We must watch him to learn how to stare. And totally not just stare out the window looking for sea-kings because sea-train so cool ohmygod
>>3820955Perch next to Mihawk, duh
>>3820978this.
>Mihawk's face when he realizes he created a monster with how in depth Flashy goes with his character
>i just would like to admit i didn't plan all the bird stuff. so i'm blaming all of you.You sit (like a filthy human, curse your bipedal human body with its freaky legs!) next to your Caw-ptain, still attempting to intimidate everyone with your presence. And failing.Your Caw-ptain lets out an annoyed huff as he sees your attempts, gaining your attention as the others watch the view."Your glares are pathetic," he bluntly tells you. "Do not embarrass me in front of the Government - observe.">Roll 1d100, best of 3, to mimic the Miglare.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3820995
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3820995Nat 1 for an ADORABLE glare
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3820995
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3820995
>>3820992Somewhere, Roci-papa is wiping a tear of pride from his ghostly eye. And falling over.
>>3821003While on fire. Ghost fire.
>83With a couple of minutes of careful observation, and terse criticism from Mibird on how to angle your head or hold your body, he finally gives you a sharp nod and settles back in his seat. Apparent you're at least decent enough for him not to promptly disown you if you try to glare at someone.(Gained Slightly Intimidating Glare! Civilians and low-ranking Marines/Pirates will find it best to steer clear!)>Three hours to spend aboard! What do?I need to go to sleep now, so feel free to come up with ideas. Anything you can practice? Conversations to have? Wander the train and glare at terrified civilians? Read? Find the kitchen and try to rescue any eggs?Night, all!>>3821007Spoooooky fire~
>>3821018>Three hours to spend aboard! What do?>Improve Glare quality of course
>>3821018>feel free to come up with ideasOnly one thing.That 'glossy female crow' we want to win the heart of?Her name is Caw-roline.
>>3821018>Civilians and low-ranking Marines/Pirates will find it best to steer clear!Not good enough. We must become the terror that flaps in the face of danger.>>Three hours to spend aboard! What do?>Practice The Glare.
>>3821018>Practice the glare, see if you can call some of that bullshit haki Abs told you about into it
>>3821018>Find the kitchen-car and glare at the cooks to hand over the eggs unharmed, caw. Then promptly glare at everything that moves. Especially fish. Like an eagle waiting to snatch its prey from just under the surface.Do we have to learn to incorporate kicks into the rapier style? Birds of prey have talons after all.
>>3821018Is there enough space to practice our metal cutting? That bonus has been taunting me for so long.
>>3821018>glare-provement
>>3821031Caw-therine the Great
>>3821025this
>>3821031Her name is [Unintelligible Squawking Noises]. It means something very deep and meaningful that doesn't have a direct translation in your pitiful human language.
>>3821105>tfw we meet up with Chopper again and randomly squawk at him>and it is actual words in the language of the crow>and he's wondering why we are threatening to eat his eyes
>Practice observation emotion reading by seeing how people react to the glare
>>3821110Nah, that’s legit crow mood, dude. He’d be like ‘yeah, dude’s a crow, I believe it one hundred percent’.
First off, oh my god, the world's most powerful swordsman is a chuuni, and second, I am loving where this is going.
>>3821551>be Mihawk>try to embarrass this frustrating kid>holy shit he's actually doing it>wait hold on he's taking it too far>fuck go back>I swear if he thinks I'm a weirdo like himHe should have hidden his powerlevel better.
stuff happens
>>3820918>>3820921we must do all of that
I just lurk, but QM you have really outdone yourself well fucking done.
>>3822303Thank you, I feel very a-caw-mplished.BA DUM SHISH>>3821551>the world's most powerful swordsman is a chuuniDude, he sails around in a coffin, and wears... well. THAT. How is he not a chuuni?! This is basic canon, dammit. Just look at him. He grew up with freaky eyes and immediately assumed they were sealing an awesome power inherited from his father, the Demon Lord. You know it's true.>you will likely end up in combat soon, so clearly the priority is to practice glaringYou shift position, fixing your Cawptain with an attempted intense stare.And stare.And stare.And stare.".... Is there a problem." He speaks!"Please help me improve my glare further. Caw," you request, intensely. While staring. Intensely.Mib- Cawptain Mihawk closes his eyes very briefly, almost like he's holding back the urge to stab you in the face. Which is ridiculous, of caws, because why would he stab his cawbin-bird?"........ I suppose it's best if people are disinclined to interact with you as much as possible," he says, which makes no sense, but whatever. Caw.You ignore your uncute minions (filthy humans) nodding in agreement, and focus instead on your Cawptain's lessons, and not his magnificent plumage (also called his coat).>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for further glaring. This will take 30 minutes of your time.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3822482This time we will puppy-dog-eye him into oblivion.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>ROLLING FOR CAWSTICE
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3822482
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>3822482
>>3822485>tfw giving bedroom eyes to your captain by mistakeDamn you, dice. Be cute.
>>3822485Well this has implication... Nit too big of a one judging from the past but still.
Rolled 63, 83, 67 = 213 (3d100)>>3822485Not sure if puppy or sultry...>69, decentish but nothing impressiveYou think you've got a better grasp on glaring, afer a good thirty minutes of practice. Admittedly, you're somewhat distracted by Fireplace and Klaus sniggering over you and your Cawptain's valuable lesson, but the opinions of such plebeian ground-crawlers are beneath you. Scummy mud-apes. Caw.(Gained Somewhat Intimidating Glare! Ensign and the equivalent will be intimidated by your glare but might power through, but Lieutenants and above will be mostly unaffected.)Two hours and thirty minutes to Ennies Lobby. The sky outside seems a little darker. Dark... like your feathers. And heart. Ca-caw.>What now?ignore this roll. It's totally unimportant. Nothing to see here.
>>3822512Part of me wants to just waste all of our time glaring but another part wants to climb on top of the train and try cutting clouds again. Hopefully not splitting the train in half.So practice weather disrupting swordsmanship I suppose.
>>3822512>Metal Cutting
>>3822516To be honest Im not really sure what we can even practice at this point, we are on a fucking train in the middle of sea.Maybe some train exploration is in order?
>>3822521RIGHT!Lets practice some haki stuff! All the haki stuff!
>>3822512>>3822520Switching to kami-e. We should be able to practice that without any issues.
>>3822512>>3822523Let's get a feeling of who is on this train with Observation
>>3822521Support>Exlore the shit out of this train. I heard this train has rammen chief... For wathever reason.
>get a load of books to improve youraelf>wander around and glare at people insteadCalling for exploration while Observing!>Roll 2 (TWO) d100, best of 3
Rolled 59, 67 = 126 (2d100)>>3822535
Rolled 26, 19 = 45 (2d100)>>3822535I flipped a coin and got glaring. This must be a sign.
Rolled 42, 16 = 58 (2d100)>>3822535
>59, 67. so mediocaw...(Observation Haki +1! DC dropped to 43.)"I'm going to go look around... caw," you inform your cawptain. He gives a barely-visible nod, looking utterly bored by the scenery flying past the window, and flipping your Observation on only confirms.Damn, he bores easy.The others feel a little more chill, Hat and Sunglasses obviously thrilled by the view, as you saunter out like the superior bird that you truly are. Caw.Despite your Observation, you feel absolutely nothing interesting as you explore the train carriages. There are some sparks of fear or wariness as people see you, but mostly it's civilians just making the journey to one of several stops along the tracks. No-one sticks out as anything interesting, although you do manage to separate multiple people's emotions a little better.Cocking your head like the graceful avian you are at heart, you stare deeply and meaningfully out one of the windows, watching as waves and clouds whip past. Caw. You feel...Broody.And not 'sit on a nest' broody.>Practice looking like a dark (despite being blond) and broody bad boy>Climb onto the roof and try that slashing stuff your noble and beloved Cawptain taught you.>Mentally compose angsty poetry about how cats are evil.>Other?
>>3822564>>Climb onto the roof and try that slashing stuff your noble and beloved Cawptain taught you.
>>3822564>Mentally compose angsty poetry about how cats are evil.Get that Angst +1
>>3822564>Climb onto the roof and try that slashing stuff your noble and beloved Cawptain taught you.Until we learn how to fly and conquer the skies, we have to be content with just cutting it.Hopefully we wont owe somebody a sea train this time.
>>3822564>Climb onto the roof and try that slashing stuff your noble and beloved Cawptain taught you.
>>3822564>>Climb onto the roof and try that slashing stuff your noble and beloved Cawptain taught you.Fuck you, clouds. Flying higher than us, caw.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>DESTROY ALL CLOUDSThere's only one choice.You must attempt to take the skies... via SWORD.By which you mean that you wander outside one of the carriages, and take the ladder (screw you, gravity, not today!) up to the roof.Sure is windy up here. Especially at this speed.On the bright side, lots of clouds!You draw Ray-san, pointing him at those filthy caw-louds that dare lounge around in the sky, mocking you with their... floatiness.Caw.>Roll 1d100, best of 3My roll is the 1d10 rival bonus.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3822585>4That's not a good sign.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3822585Bye bye train.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>3822585
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>3822585Lets Go.
Rolled 66 (1d100)Man the dice sure are moody today. Maybe we should caw whilst rolling, caw?
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3822593A slightly better result, caw.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>3822593>>3822596Test number three, caw.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>3822593>>3822596Birds are superior, caw.
Tricksy dice.
>>3822585That reminds me, what dice does Zolo roll for his rival bonus? He gets more than a d10 on account of him jobbing to us a lot right?
>>3822590omg we almost destroyed the train by trying to cut clouds... AGAIN!
Remember, Karasu isn't a D, so he clearly doesn't have Flashy's luck.>filthy mudmen with your under-evolved rolling skills, caw>55 + 4 + 42 + 19 = 120Eyes narrowed, you hold Ray-san at your chosen target, an upcoming cloud that particularly offends your delicawt sensibilities.You remember your Cawptain's lesson.You breathe in, slow and steady.In one smooth movement, you swing your arm - and unleash a flying cawt.You don't see it, but you sense it, feeling the strange ripple in existence that flows from your will, your sword, slicing through the air and towards the cawloud-And slices it in two, the best edges turning almost immediately to billowing wisps as the wind moves them, before it vanishes past, out of range once more thanks to the train speed.Holy caw-rap.You blink, staring down at Ray-san.You... did it?(Ray-san awakening +1! Armament +1! Armament DC reduced by 1! Flying Slashes raised to C.2!)>Practice more!>Other?>>3822627Zolo gets a +20 rival bonus as he's currently very motivated by you because of Wado.
>>3822639>>Practice more!in this disguise we working mostly with Ray-san so might as well get good with him, im guessing the lan is to use this disguise to get Wado and then challenge Zoro to a duel with it, hope Zoro rolls well enough to recognize us
>>3822639>>Practice more!>>Other?Same principle, but with a stab this time maybe?Just curious if it will even work that way.
>>3822639Oh man Zolo is gonna kick our ass super hard. That applies to his gains as well doesn't it? I bet he can fit three entire cheeseburgers in his mouth at once now!>Practice more!Become one with the stabby-stick.
>>3822639>Practice Kami-eKlaus will be pissed if we master flying slashes without him.
>>3822639>>Practice more!Maybe try the same thing, but with kicks. If we're going to be a crow man, we ought to fight like a crow.
>>3822649>tfw he's clinging to the side of the train car watching us over the edge
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>3822653Rolling to see if he's standing behind you.
>>3822657FUCKINSHIT Hi Klaus.
Busy, update soonish.
>>3822657>>3822661He is going to be mad we are practicing dangerous stuff without supervision again.
>>3822669>Prettybird what did I tell you about doing stupid shit alone?
>>3822671HEY, I was already planning to use prettybird! Don't take my lines before I use them!Also, I just won a 24 piece cake in a raffle. To eat by myself. Help.
>>3822686send me some
>>3822686The only mistake you made was going up against the fastest shitposter in the west.What kind of cake? Is it a basic bitch yellow cake? Common chocolate? Rascally red velvet? Charlotte-style Carrot?
>>3822689I wish I could, I've eaten two slices and I already feel sick. Walking home, update soooooonish.
>>3822686What kind of cake?Fridge that shit and have dessert every day for quite some time.
>>3822691A very nice home-baked sponge with vanilla icing and chocolate sprinkles. It's good, but these are meant to be shared between an entire table, and I'm sitting alone. Oops.
>>3822696dear god stop, i dont get to go home and eat sweets for another 3 hours, why are you torturing me?
>>3822696Well it sounds lovely. If you channel the power of the amerifats you might even be able to finish it in one sitting! Don't it'll kill you.Yeah if you can take it home>>3822694what 'e said.
>>3822698Because it's fun. :)At home, with cake safely tucked away in kitchen until tomorrow morning. Yum yum.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for more Ray-san beating up clouds
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3822773
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>3822773CA-CAW!
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3822773
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3822773i got this
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3822778Etelnar liar bonus.
76 is pretty good, but is it enough to breakthrough to B rank?
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>3822789No. But this one is.I missed my chance to roll because I was eating cookies like a pathetic blue monster.
>67 + 9 + 42 + 19 = 137Okay. You did it once. Now... do it again. And again. Until you can acawmplish it every time.You pick another cloud (self-absorbed jackass, showing off up there) and prepare Ray-san as the train hurtles towards your target.And... s l a s h --(Flying Slashes improve to C.4!)Another glare of will (oddly familiar... is it Armament related?) carves through the air, piercing through that pathetic asshole cloud like a hawk's talons through the hide of a baby rabbit, ca-caw. You watch with pride as the attack carries on through another cloud in the same direction, before you feel the power finally dissipate, train leaving the remnants far behind.>... I'm awesome. Caw.>...... Yeah, I need a bird-themed name for that attack.>TAKE THAT, SCUMBAG CLOUDS!>Other?
>>3822799This should be flare of will, but glare works too.
>>3822799>>...... Yeah, I need a bird-themed name for that attack.
>>3822799>>...... Yeah, I need a bird-themed name for that attack... Caw.
>>3822799>>>...... Yeah, I need a bird-themed name for that attack.
>>3822799>>...... Yeah, I need a bird-themed name for that attack.How goofy do y'all think it's gonna be? Tailwind slash? Long-talon wave? Eagle's flight? Bird-Beam? How hard is Klaus going to facepalm when we start shouting the name out and flailing a sword around?
>>3822819>Tailwind slash? Long-talon wave? Eagle's flight? Bird-Beam?Yes.All of them.We keep on shouting different name every time we do it.No actual variety in the attack, just different name every time.That being said I do like the sound of Tailwind Slash, so if anything other fails it gets my vote.
>>3822799CROW CRESCENT
You aren't thinking chuuni enough.Our attack names need to be in Latin or something. How about Corvus Volatus?Latin for "The Crow Flies" I think.
>y halo tharYou gaze out at the myriad clouds. Wicked, evil sky-dwellers, in your rightful home. "..... Yeah, I need a bird-themed name for that attack... Caw.""Bird-brain Strike?".......Slowly, you turn your head.And see Klaus.Smiling.... Didn't you promise him you wouldn't practice your swordsmanship by yourself?>Oh. Hi. I was....... please-don't-kill-me-I'm-sorry-please>......... Caw?>Okay. So this looks bad - but I can explain!>Other?
>>3822841Crow's flight is translated to corvis fuga or corvis volatus. The crow flies (Present tense) translates to "corvus volat" by the way.
>>3822845>mistakes were cawmitted
>>3822845>>......... Caw?>*tilts head*
>>3822845>Hello, human I met only briefly. Witness the majesty of my avian forefathers!>Flap cloak.>... Caw!
>>3822857Support
>>3822857 Support
>>3822853Support
Gotta sleep, thanks for playing! Vote still open, obviously.
>>3822855Support
>>3822857support
>>3822857Supporting
>>3822857I can't wait until Flashy tries to argue that this man Karasu has never agreed to train with supervision. And Klaus slaps him upside the head so hard Flashy faceplants on the roof of the train car>inb4 we meet the Karasu in the revolutionary army
>>3823193Oh, not that Flashman human again, caw. Why does this keep happening? The way everyone talks about him, I dread to think what he's up to unsupervised back on Water 7. Caw!Double down, brazen through!
>>3823193>>3823207Flashman takes his acting VERY seriously.
>>3823207>"The noble protegee of Captain Mihawk follows the orders of none but his Captain, caw. You'd be better off waiting below you shabby hobo, caw! I mean - please don't hit me ca-caw!"
>>3823210I wonder what his next disguise will be. He's going to have to infiltrate Hancock's crew. You already know there is going to be a crossdressing section. And he'll be prettier than everyone else there.Real shit though if gets stuck with the Whitebeard pirates and has to bullshit his way through that'd be the best.>"You seem familiar. Didn't Ace say there was some kid to look out for? Wait he said the kid was blonde, can't be you." And Flashy never took off the wig after that.
>>3823222If Flashman has to pretend to be a member of the Kuja Pirates, you know exactly what type of weapon he'll use: the battle fans."Ohohohohoho!"
>>3823222Well, NOW there's going to be a crossdressing event. With Harriet Flashwoman, naturally.>>3823193I forgot about the other Karasu... presumably he was also raised by crows. This seems the only possible explanation.
>>3823215support
I do like how we spreading our weapons across our personas, Arthur uses the Meteor Hammer and cannonball throwing, Karasu is a Rapier focused swordsman, Flashy mainly dual wields katana and sabre, i say if e do end u on a crossdressing adventure related to Boa we focus on the bladed fans
Probably no updates today because I suck. Apologies. Caw.
>>3823969CAW(Mourning caw/crowing)
>>3823969>this is an act most fowl
>>3823659>presumably he was also raised by crowsHe IS the crows. But not A crow. It's weird. He's weird. Fuck that guy he's obviously copying Flashy's excellent disguise,
>oh noRED ALERTRED ALERTALL BRAINCELLS ON DECKTHINK FASTYou draw yourself up straight, turning swiftly to meet the pleasant and disturbingly charming smile of Hobo Man. "Hello, human I met only briefly," you burble, retteating into the excellent defence of your shiny new identity. "Witness the majesty of my avian forefathers!" You flap your magnificent plumage, i.e. cloak.Klaus, very slowly, blinks.".... Caw!"Klaus, very slowly, closes his eyes and keeps them shut. "... Do you realize how hard it is to punch someone when you're trying not to break down laughing," he whispers in a strangled tone. "But my mother told me never to beat up the mentally disabled... what am I supposed to do?""I- it's a caw-mplex issue," you agree, gaze flicking side to side as you try to figure out an escape route. Curse your pathetic inability to fly without a Devil Fruit that you, Karasu, totally don't have! Caw.Klaus shudders faintly, eyes still tightly shut in his slightly reddening face, hand clenching by his side. "Prettybird, I'm trying very hard to be angry at you. Stop. Cawing.">H- have I ever mentioned my multiple head injuries and caw-ncussions, strange hobo-man?>........ Caw.>You want me to stop speaking the tongue of my people? Bigoted human oppressor! C-caw! I must leave now. To away from here. Immediately.>Other?
>>3825479>"caw-pologies..."
>>3825482>support It must crow tiresome to hear so many puns But we caw-not be stopped
>>3825482Support
>caw-ful puns caw-mmenceYou shuffle a little in shame, letting your majestic plumage flow in the wind. "Caw-pologies..."An undignified squeak erupts from Klaus' twitching mouth, before he swallows it, takes a deep breath, and opens his eyes once more to glare at you.His mouth keeps twitching, though."Flashman.""No?""Oh, for - fine. 'Karasu'. Seasus..." he reaches up to rub his forehead, still managing to frown sternly, like a man who's completely unamused by his idiot apprentice making bird noises. Not that you'd know who his apprentice is. Caw. "Now." He speaks slowly, patiently. "What did I tell you about practicing alone? At sea? Where you can blow up the train or tracks and kill us all?">It caw-not be allowed...?>We haven't spo-caw-n before, human hobo. Your issues with my training aren't my caw-ncern.>... My tiny bird brain caw-not caw-ntain memories from longer than a day ago. Caw.>Other?
>>3825529>Caw-ctually wording was "while on a ship", we are no....>I'm acting irresponsible again, am I?
>>3825540Support> +Somtime I think im guided by bunch of compeating news birds seling difrent papers. I caw-nt somtimes help myself.
>>3825540>>3825546Heh, support
>>3825546...Aya and Hatate?
>>3825539>>My tiny bird brain caw-not caw-ntain memories from longer than a day ago. Caw.>>... sorry I forgot. *be filled with shame at breaking your promise*
>>3825666Support
>>3825539>... My tiny bird brain caw-not caw-ntain memories from longer than a day ago. Caw.
The number of bird sounds Flashy can make in one go is incawnceivable.
>>3825540 >>3825546 support
>the bird is the wordUh. Well. "Caw-ctually the wording was 'while on a ship', but we're no-" You break off at Klaus' narrowing eyes. "... I'm acting irresponsible again, aren't I?""Yeeeeep," he drawls.You slump. "My tiny bird brain caw-not caw-ntain memories from longer than a day ago. Caw. Sometimes I think I'm guided by a flock of competing news coos seling different papers. I caw-n't help myself...""Okay, first of all? Every time you slip in a few, I'm going to kick your ass in a spar." Not unexpected. "Secondly... damnit, Prettybird, your memory is terrible." He sighs, sounding more frustrated than actually pissed-off, as he folds his arms. His coat whips dramatically in the rushing wind.... You gotta figure out how to do that."If I thought for one minute your dumb ass was deliberately sneaking off to train in secret," Klaus says, "I'd be beating you up right now."You perk up a little. "You're not mad?" Don't caw. Don't caw."Nah. Just disappointed."O O FYou slump again, shame caw-mplete. You are worthy only of death.>I won't mess up again. I mean, training-wise. I'll definitely mess up again in a different way. ....... caw.>Is there some way I can make up for being an idiot?>I'm sorry.>Other?
>>3825905>>Is there some way I can make up for being an idiot?... Caw
>>3825905>Other?>Up for epic spar on the roof of speeding train caw?
>>3825905>I'm sorry.>>3825921Do you want to die, cuz that's how you die
>>3825934It's important to have a stylish death.
>>3825934>Do you want to die, cuz that's how you dieHe is here right now so that's mean we can train right?
>>3825905>>Is there some way I can make up for being an idiot?
>>3825965>Caw
>>3825921 Support
>>3825921Support
>Okay, then. "So... up for an epic spar on top of a speeding train?"Klaus studies you for a moment. "No. Not really.""Oh." Unexpected."I'm heading back down," he continues, half-turning to leave. "If you stay up here, try not to kill us all or fall into the sea.""... Right," you mumble, having the uncomfortable feeling that something went wrong somewhere, as Klaus swings himself down onto the ladder.>Keep training flying slashes.>Other?
>>3826271>Go back down and read a book
>>3826287+1
klaus was upset and we went with a joke isntead of a legitimate apology, sometimes the joke option is not the best option
>>3826271>>3826287Support.
>>3826292One thing I enjoy about this quest is that our benevolent spider overlord turns our stupidity into actual consistent character flaws for Flashy.QM does a good job even when we don't.
>insert sad face here... Screw it. You don't feel like training anycaw.Sheathing Ray-san, you following Klaus' footsteps/handgrips and head down the ladder.You have books to read, and you're definitely allowed to do THAT - You make your way back to the carriage to grab the book bag, and settle down to try>Which book?
>>3826307>Which book?>One about how to be a good liar
>>3826307>Electricity bookwhich ones did we have aside from this again? the lying one and the manipulation one?
>>3826307>Electricity bookAnything but the nat1 books.
>>3826307>electricity bookIs there a set amount of times we can read this thing before we just can't anymore?
>>3826320Prob up till a certain skill rank before we need a new book, experimenting or actual classes
>>3826320You'll get diminishing returns each time you read it, as you understand more and more and there's nothing new to learn from it. At the moment, you don't fully understand even the parts you HAVE read, but a re-read once you've finished will still net some small gains.There's still plenty to learn from it though.>Roll 1d100, best of 3, for Electricity for Crows
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3826325
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3826325
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3826325K
>83At least sticking your head in a book seems to work out okay; maybe you just need to be distracted, but you read for a good thirty minutes and actually take in every word.(GGnM: Science increased to C.6!)You get through several chapters, the diagrams actually making sense, before the sea-train pulling in at another island's station drags you out of it once more.>Keep reading.>Read something else.>Make conversation with (who?)>Steal something shiny, caw.>Other?
>>3826345>>Make conversation with (who?)>>Klaus, apologize for being an idiot, shouldn't have tried to make a joke like that after messing up
>>3826345>>3826354Support. We should go somewhere private to do it though.
>>3826345>Keep reading.>>3826354We already apologized. No point in saying sorry over and over again. Also what joke?
>>3826364we didnt actually apologize, we said we were being irresponsible and then asked him for a psar instead of apologizing
>>3826368>You shuffle a little in shame, letting your majestic plumage flow in the wind. "Caw-pologies..."
Gotta sleep, I'm exhausted. Thanks for playing, and I have a late start tomorrow so should get a good run of updates beforehand! Night all!
>>3826371You can't really call that an apology. And we kinda ruined what little impact it had by asking for an "epic spar on the train" instead of showing actual regret.
>>3826391We have flaws, that’s the point. We shouldn’t beg on our hands and knees everytime we slightly annoy someone.After all it makes for fun “I’m getting back at you flashman” scenario’s.Let it ride we’re not some perfect harem protagonist. We’re the childlike, occasionally competent, marine goofball.We already took a hit with being told he’s disappointed, you can’t shake that with an apology anyway, trust me.Let’s move on and actually do something worth the text space.>>3826345>Attempt to learn how to juggle
Two for apologise, one for read, one for juggle. Aaaaany more votes?
>>3827275>read
>>3827280Support
>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for pretending to be literate
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3827303
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3827303
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3827303
>74 not badFor a moment, you consider breaking off your reading to talk to someone - specifically Klaus. But with your book whispering sweet, sultry promises of actually making sense, and everyone else busy with chatting/enjoying the view/sleeping (pretty much just Cawptain Mihawk for that last one), you plunge deeper into the world of actually learning from things you read.It's a little s-caw-ry.Most importantly though, you're clearly on a roll, because while you don't understand or remember everything, plenty more is staying in your skull than escaping through any available holes. Caw.(GGnM: Science increased to C.8!)With an hour left until your destination, you glance out the window at the darkening and star-specked sky, waves even choppier now as evening falls. Has Wado even arrived at Ennies Lobby yet? The Strawbrats can't be too far from Water 7...>Read some mooooore. (-5 malus due to brain-overload)>Find the on-board kitchen and acquire FOOD.>Practice Haki.>Other?
>>3827393>>Find the on-board kitchen and acquire FOOD.>>Practice Haki.We will be probably walking past a bunch of people to get there, so why not both? Also pick something up for Klaus and Mihawk to eat.
>>3827400Support
>>3827400Supportto be clear this is observation right?
Rolled 69, 37 = 106 (2d100)>>3827439I was going to hold a vote on which Haki if this won, but as Observation is implied, I don't bother.Rolling for Stuff, also>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for haki
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3827454
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3827454>>3827455jfc good thing its obs
>>3827455Kek.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3827454
>>3827455mmm yesssss gooooood
did we accidentaly obs mihawk and incapacitate our obs for the rest of the ride?
>>3827462That's one of the opinions, will roll for what happened soonish. On a bus right now.
I LIED,>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for Stuff
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3827475
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3827475
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>3827475
Rolled 8 (1d10)Rolling.1-3 Observation is fuxxored for next few days and can't be activated4-6 ow pain ow7-9 processing delay10 oh no
>>3827487At least we didn't conqueror's the train with no survivors.
>processing delay oopsiesAs elated as you are by successfullu managing to learn things that don't involve beating people up, it's probably best not to overdo it. Instead, you put your book away, stretching slightly, and go for a walk to stretch your legs.... And maybe your stomach. Caw.The train - kitchen? Galley? What do you caw-ll it on a sea-train? - is probably near the back, so that's the way you wander, absent-mindedly activating your Observation as you do so. It's always good to get a little extra training in.Presences flare to life in the carriages, some bored, others sleeping, or immersed in some kind of entertainment. With Ennies Lobby the last stop, there aren't many aboard now, so it isn't too hard to differentiate them.Hell, under the speeding real, you can even feel the vague, murky-minded, hungry feelings of sea kings as they're rapidly left behind. On Marine ships, the seastone-hull usually means they don't come too close, but that obviously isn't the case here.Curious, you reach out with Observation as you walk, almost poking at the odd, inhuman sensations of an approaching seaking mind, so different from --OW OW CRAP OWPain blazes through your brain, blinding your senses, as you're suddenly overwhelmed by bizarre urges-feelings-emotions that don't quite fit a human mind, even as the seaking you were latching onto rushes past beneath you and away, left behind by the train.For a moment, it feels like it's taking your damn head with it, as you slump against the train wall, grabbing at your poor, screaming skull.After maybe twenty seconds, the pain fades to a throbbing numbness, and an odd urge to defend your territory and eat fish.... Hopefully that'll fade soon, too."Ow," you mumble, pushing yourself straight, before remembering to add, "Caw."Your Observation is... still on, but even aside from your aching head, something's different. When you feel people's presences, it's like looking at an abstract inkblot and trying to see a picture; a couple of seconds, and you realize what they're feeling, but it requires actual focus.Crap. This probably isn't permanent. Maybe.>Keep looking for the galley.>Head back to the others and tell them you've got a boo-boo on your Haki, plz help.>Call Doctor Lighthouse, Observation-nerd!>Other?>>3827492Next time!
>>3827501>>Call Doctor Lighthouse, Observation-nerd!
>>3827501>>Call Doctor Lighthouse, Observation-nerd!I hurt my brain observing a Seaking!
>>3827501QM what would have happened if we rolled a 10?>Call Doctor Lighthouse, Observation-nerd!
Almost at Ennies Lobby. I wonder if Strawbrat can actually beat Lucci now with how much Flashman has inadvertently weakened him.His crew is much stronger at this point than cannon, but he's missed out on his bigger personal battles.
>>3827742Well Zoro has been strengthened compared to Canon and they have Sandyboi now, so I think they can win, just not gonna be a 1v1 for luffy
>>3827748He'll still probably win because right about now is when he develops gear 2 and 3
>>3827742>>3827754Yeah, the big motivator for Luffy creating his gears was him feeling weak and not being able to protect his crew. Having his brother bail him out and Zoro getting so far ahead of him would most likely lead to the same result.
>>3827773Tru Ace being forced to become a warlord to save him might give him the motivation he needs to develop them even without his battle with Enel
>>3827501Hmm, pretty shit outcome, but probably beats no Observation at all for a few days. Or whatever horrible outcome a 10 would be. Should be repairable, hopefully.
>>3827516You'd have been comatose for awhile, probably waking up juuuust in time for Shit To Kick Off, but you'd have developed the start of a nifty new Observation ability that would have impressed even good ol' Uncle Katakuri.>>3827742But most importantly, they have a duck on the crew now. And a Logia. But mostly a duck.
>plz help my brainThis calls for a man of SCIENCE.Unfortunately, you don't have Vegapunk's number, so you fumble Mr Speedy out and call Doctor Lighthouse instead.It takes a while to get through, and the sound is patchy, but he finally picks up, sounding grouchy as always. "This'd better be important.">?????
>>3827883>"It is"
>>3827883>So if someone pokes a seaking with observation haki and starts having a harder time using it along with an increased desire for fish, is that bad? Asking for a friend.
>>3827883>So if someone pokes a seaking with observation haki and starts having a harder time using it along with an increased desire for fish, is that bad? Asking for a friend.In before it turns out we are in the process of unlocking The Voice Of All Things
>>3827939Ahh shit Freaking flashman sue, chosen champion of the dice Even when we lose we win
>>3827954>gubmint finds out Flashy can hear THE VOICE>beats the shit out of him and locks him away because THE TRUTH may be revealed to himFukken Gubmint.
>>3827877Wait, we could've Newtype'd so hard that Katakuri, the man whose own Observation utterly eclipsed Luffy's, would've been impressed? Damn son.On the flip side...>Somehow overdevelop your Observation Haki so hard, that you more or less wind up with a self triggered Chronos effect.>Can simulate various scenarios in your head, and near flawlessly replicate them.>Can "rewind" to an earlier state if you die.>Practically start dying on the inside from constantly "rewinding", and start losing sanity from questioning if what you're seeing is actually real, or just another sight from your mind.
>>3827939You will absolutely not, under any circumstances unlock that. I wouldn't even have given you Conqueror's, except I never expected you to save up 10 crits.Aaany more votes? Otherwise I'll start writing.
>>3829723so 20 crits? got it
>>3829731>Voice of all Things + Goro Goro no Mi buffed Observation I HEAR EVERYTHING.
>>3829731FORBIDDEN>>3829736DOUBLE FORBIDDEN>doctor doctor can i play the piano"Soooo, if someone pokes a seaking with Observation Haki and starts having a harder time using it, along with an increased desire for fish, is that bad? Asking for a friend.""....." says Doctor Lighthouse, ever the professional. "Hello, sprout. And they're going to die."WHAT"Crap, seriously?!" You almost recoil from Mr Speedy, panicked."Sure, hopefully of old age. Or sooner, of stupidity.".... Dick. "But... not from poking a Seaking?"Doctor Lighthouse sighs. "Not with Haki, no. Why'd you decide to try and read a completely inhuman being's feelings, hm?"You could deny it and remind him that it's totally for a friend, not you, uh-huh, but yu suspect he's seen through your cunning ploy, and slump. "I was trying to train it, and I'm at sea, soooo...""Aaah. Idiocy.""Yeah, sure, and that."He snorts. "Well, don't worry about it. You confused your brain by having it try to make sense of things it's completely unequipped for, but you should be back to normal in three to five days or so. Just try not to use your Observation for a while, and if it persists past a week, THEN worry."Three to five days?! That's a whole three to five days longer than you were hoping for."Try not to haemorrhage in your sleep," he adds brightly.... Thanks.>Well, thanks. I feel completely reassured and am definitely not panicking.>So getting too into non-human heads is out? What about... crows?>What happens if I just kinda skim animal minds? Surface-level?>Other?
>>3829758>>What happens if I just kinda skim animal minds? Surface-level?>>Also how you been? Hows Laboon doing?
>>3829758>>What happens if I just kinda skim animal minds? Surface-level?>Hey you wanna guess with which shichibukai Im now traveling ?
>>3829758>>What happens if I just kinda skim animal minds? Surface-level?Does Flashy know about Laboon?
>>3829779Unless I've forgotten about him being mentioned, no.
Thought I could update, but I seriously need sleep, sorry. Will update early tomorrow. Night all!
>flash working his way to be aquaman, up to and including the ability to talk to fishThis made me giggle a bit.
>>3829875>aquaman who can't swimOuch. What an insult.
Hmmm.Isn't the Goro Goro no Mi like a super counter to Pacifistas and Cyborgs in general?
>tell me about the fishies, doc lighthouse"What happens if I just kinda skim animal minds? Surface-level?""You'll die."WHAT"In about seventy years.".... oh, right. He's an ass. "Uh-huh. And short-term?"Doctor Lighthouse sighs, voice crackly down the bad connection. "You can't get the fine detail that's possible with humans, fishmen and the like. It's impossible. You can sense their presence, basic feelings like hunger or aggression, maybe who or what they're targeting. If the brain's set up too differently than yours, you can't make proper sense of it." He pauses. "Although now I think of it, that doesn't explain how you're able to use it on people in the first place."Hey. Your brain is fine. Probably. "Gee, thanks." Well, at least yu can probably still use your future-movement-prediction-thingy part of Observation to see what they're gonna do - just not so much on the feeling-thinky-thingy part."Remember - no Observation for a good few days!"You scowl at the sharp, Doctor's Orders tone. "I know! I'm not gonna forget," you insist, having already recently forgotten that you weren't supposed to train with swords without someone else around."Hmmm..." He sounds disbelieving.>W- well, that was all, thanks! Gotta go now!>By the way, I ate a Logia. A Fruit, I mean, not a user. That'd be weird. And wrong.>Oh, while we're talking, do you know anything about Conqueror's Haki?>Other?
>>3830943>W- well, that was all, thanks! Gotta go now!
>>3830943>>Oh, while we're talking, do you know anything about Conqueror's Haki?
>>3830943>Oh, while we're talking, do you know anything about Conqueror's Haki?C'mon gramps, we're trying to change the world government here and we need all the help we can get
>>3830960Let's make sure that we don't mention that we're the one's who used it; Seasus knows who's listening in.
>>3830943>Oh, while we're talking, do you know anything about Conqueror's Haki?OH the money I'd pay to see Doc's face right about now.
>>3830943>Oh, while we're talking, do you know anything about Conqueror's Haki?
>m'haki"Oh, while we're talking, do you know anything about Conqueror's Haki?"A pause. A longer pause. Then a dry, "Is this also for a friend?"Crap. He might be onto you. "I have many friends." Ha! Great deflection, Flashy!"Mm-hm." As it turns out, Doctor Lighthouse DOES know about the mysteeeerioud third Haki. He can't really tell you any more than Abs and Mister Stealthy could, though - presumably it's rare enough that any actual studies are few and far between. You can't really see any of the Admirals spending their time as lab rats.He finishes off with the warning you already know, that it's the sort of thing that attracts massive amounts of notice, but nothing really new. At least he's confirmed why the brothers told you.With Mister Stealthy being so well-connected, and Abs being an ex-Whitebeard Commander, you can see why they'd know about it. Doctor Lighthouse, on the other hand? That's kinda surprising. >Question how he knows so much about Conqueror's.>Finish the call.>Other?
>>3832312>>Question how he knows so much about Conqueror's.
>>3832329Support for asking Dr. Grandpa about his day.
>>3832329Support
>>3832768That would be nice
>>3832329Delightfully wholesome. I'll support it.
>a better grandpa than monkey d. 'will help execute my own grandson' garpAh, well. Main reasons for calling over, you get down to the casual. "So, how've you been? Anything crazy come down Reverse Mountain since we passed through?""Plenty of crazy. You have to be a little nuts to want to sail the Grand Line to start with," Doctor Lighthouse grumbles. "But - nothing that stands out, no. More pirates slipping through, since your over-eager Commodore decided to charge off and leave Loguetown practically unmanned."Oops? Well, you know he left a skeleton crew, and you're sure someone competent took over. Probably. "W- well, ah, I'm sure that'll stop happening! Eventually."He grunts. "It had better, I've already had to kill too many idiots trying to rob the lighthouse."You're... not gonna touch that one. "... Right. Sorry?""It's fine, gotta keep in practice somehow." STOP SAYING WEIRD THINGS. "Anyway, much as I dread hearing about your weird life, it's nearly midnight and I'm old enough to need my sleep these days. We'll speak again soon, I'm sure."Ooh, yeah. Timezones. You've sailed... pretty damn far from East Blue, now you think about it. Weird, to be going back to your original time.Once goodbye are said, you>continue on to find FOOD>head back to the others. There's only about thirty minutes left anyway.>find a bathroom and practice your imperious glaring.>Other?
>>3834896>>head back to the others. There's only about thirty minutes left anyway.SIT ON YOUR ASS AND DO NOTHING!
>>3834896>>find a bathroom and practice your imperious glaring.
>>3834896>gloriously saunter up to the others with your best broody bird impression and perch comfortably.
>>3834896>>head back to the others. There's only about thirty minutes left anyway.
>>3834904Support.
4-2 for returning to your murder of not-crows, caw.>Converse with (select filthy mudman?)>Read strange human squiggles in a book.>Try to touch your beloved Caw-ptain's shiny black sword. Because shiny.>Other?
>>3834945>>Read strange human squiggles in a book.
>>3834945>>Read strange human squiggles in a book.we had a medicine book right?
>>3834948Focused on the nervous system, yep.
>>3834955gonna want to read that to develop self enhancement techniques, also givent hat it a different branch of science form our physics book it should solve the diminishing returns problem form reading the same book.
>>3834955If the system is so nervous maybe it should take a break. Maybe have a beer or something.
>>3834985Beer? Is that a type of sugar?Everyone agreed on medical book, or a different one?
>>3834945>>Other?>TAKE A NAP!
>>3834989Would be good to get started on the medical book.
>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for becoming mini-dr-oniichwan
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3835033
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3835033
>>3835034The number of death! Oniichwan has blessed me.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3835033
>>3835034>>3835040>>3835048We can never be allowed anywhere near a hospital. People will die just being near us.
>>3835040Nice
Am going to assume our obsrvation induced headache combined with trying to read inside a moving vehicle gave us really bad nausea and we just napped the rest of the trip
>>3835040>So if I electrocute a perfectly healthy and normal individual's brain they will become supercharged? I should try this out, hey Hat!Flashy pls stop fucking up. Did you throw your book out the window by mistake? Imagine the late fees.
>>3835040it's so beautiful>Roll 1d100 best of 3 to see whether Dr Oniichwan suddenly had a stroke
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3835081He did
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3835081
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3835081
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3835081
>>3835003>>3834902You did not listen!
>nat1 in reading a medical book, very impressiveHeading back to the carriage, you catch a confused glance from Klaus (likely wondering what the hell you've been doing), to which you respond by fixing him with a cool stare from beneath your mask, and mouthing 'caw'. He facepalms. That sorted, you settle down in your seat, pulling out the book on the nervous sys-The tannoy screeches."Uh - all passengers, apologies for the delay... we appear to be... under attack... by pirates. So, uh. Yeah. We'll be on our way shortly." A click signals the end of the message by a man clearly very confused as to why pirates are attacking a train just thirty minutes away from Ennies Lobby, although annoyingly enough, the vehicle IS slowing down to a shuddering halt."Should we... do something?" Hat sounds uncertain, glancing around like the ground-dwelling scum that he is.>......... (look at your Cawptain for orders)>I'll be right back. ... Caw. (Head out to assist)>(grim look) We should eliminate the caw-s of this delay. With severe bigotry.>Other?
>>3835127>>I'll be right back. ... Caw. (Head out to assist)need to practice using only Ray-san and maybe a dagger offhand
>>3835127>>I'll be right back. ... Caw. (Head out to assist)Yo who the fuck is dumb enough to rob this train this close to EL? It isn't the golden lizard pirates is it? I forget, did they die yet?
>>3835127>>......... (look at your Cawptain for orders)
>>3835127>>I'll be right back. ... Caw. (Head out to assist)We should probably get some practice fighting without OH. It's been a while.
>>3835127>I'll be right back. ... Caw. (Head out to assist)
>by your dumbassery combined.... Huh. Suicidal pirates. Cool. Or, uh, caw-l? "I'll be right back. ... Caw."You rise gracefully, like an avian master of the skies, from your pleasant perch, plumage rustling around you. Truly you are large and intimidating, with only the glossiest of feathers."Good luck, strange bird-guy we've never met, caw!" Sunglasses gives you a cheery thumbs-up, until Hat slaps his arm."Stop the caw-ing! That's only for him, aniki!""Please, stop," you hear Abs wheeze as you leave the carriage. "Can't breathe - laughing - too hard -"At least your Cawptain merely stayed put and expressionless. Although to be fair, you think he may have been asleep.Faintly, you can hear cannonballs hitting the water, up near the front of the train - likely warning shots for now.>Continue from within the train.>Run along the roof, stealth is for stupid humans.>Other?
>>3835178>>Run along the roof, stealth is for stupid humans.Will our birdface be the key for defeating roofs? one way to find out
>>3835178>>Run along the roof, stealth is for stupid humans.
>>3835178 >>Run along the roof, stealth is for stupid humans.We must have a clear view to throw cannonballs at them.
>NANI?!?!?!?Stealth is for wussy little humans that can't even fly, caw (not like you, you're just suffering a temporary wing malfunction, I.e., a lack of them). As such, you get between the carriages and quickly skim up the ladder to THE ROOF, a fine vantage point worthy of a majestic avian like you.Ca-caw!Taking a moment to strike a pose (alas, with the train stopped, the wind is light and your plumage merely slightly flutters) in the GRIM TWILIGHT, you cast your powerful crow-gaze out to the approaching pirate ship.Amidst the distance and darkness, it's hard to make out the details, but it's clearly large and well-manned, not desperate (although definitely stupid).Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-caw! Or possibly kukukukuku! Foolish humans, picking a fight with Cawptain Mihawk (and his unworthy cawbin-bird)! You unsheathe Ray-san and flu (metaphorically) forth at blazing speed, over the carriages, towards the front carriage and the ship.Oh, and your cloak flows out behind you. It's totally sweet. ... Caw.>CHARGE IN AND FLYING SLASH>CHARGE IN AND SURPRISE-CANNONBALL-GIFT>Stand on the front caw-riage, strike a pose and demand their surrender. And any shiny objects.>Other?
>>3835227>CHARGE IN AND SURPRISE-CANNONBALL-GIFT
>>3835227>>Stand on the front caw-riage, strike a pose and demand their surrender. And any shiny objects.We should probably see what they want first.
>>3835227>>CHARGE IN AND FLYING SLASHBetter learn how to duck you fukken pirates, caw.
>>3835227>>CHARGE IN AND FLYING SLASHWe no using cannonballs, to closely tied to flashy
The ship is big and reckless enough to attack close to EL. Charging in is a horrible idea.
Heading to sleep, thanks for playing! Update in morning and hopefully during break, not sure when I finish tomorrow.
>>3835227>>CHARGE IN AND FLYING SLASHCrows are carrion birds. We can pick them clean of shines later.
>>3835227 >CHARGE IN AND SURPRISE-CANNONBALL-GIFT
>>3835227>CHARGE IN AND FLYING SLASH
>>CHARGE IN AND FLYING SLASH
>>3835227>CHARGE IN AND FLYING SLASH We have to do this one. Flying is right in the name!
>>3835227>CHARGE IN AND FLYING SLASHRemember each persona gets a separate weapon to distance themselves from eachother. Also I look forward to the day we learn to split ourselves so that we can have flashman and karasu in the same room and completely dunk on everyone
>>3835239this
Updates will be later because my shifts got totally rearranged at the last minute, yaaaaaaay~Apologies again.
Hmmm, I think Rapier-san and Pistol-chan would be our best picks, as primary weapons when we're acting as Karasu. Can really play into the fact that we've got a big, flowing cloak to conceal the initial trajectory of our bullets and rapier thrusts.
>>3835227>>CHARGE IN AND FLYING SLASH
>>3836956I have no mouth but I must reee.
>>3837231I'M HERE NOWREEEEEE HARDER>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for Fryingu Srashu (that's Japanese for Flying Slash)
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3837319
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3837319PLS.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3837319
>>3837327>>3837329>74>47...hmmm.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3837319Well now I'M the late one. DAG NABBITUNLIMITED REEEE WORKS
>>3837327#>>3837329#74477447...>>3837334#>35Not even similar, shameful.>74+ 42 + 19 = 135 with f.s. at C.4You blitz forwards like lightning. But not actual lightning because, y'know, you don't have a Devil Fruit. That would be silly! ... Caw.In any case, you zap - sorry, ZIP forwards, Ray-san swinging forth, in a manner that isn't really suitable for rapiers, but is excusable when you're sending flying slashes blazing forth into pirate ships.Specifically the pirate ship that's coming to a slowed position ahead and to the side of the driver carriage, perhaps only twenty meters from those fragile tracks.... A very familiar pirate ship, judging by the flag, you realize, by the light of moon, stars and cannon-fire. Your eyes widen even as the invisible pressure of your slash sallies forth - not that you can sense it, with Observation inactive - towards the ship bearing the flag of the Xiao-Long pirates.A loud crunch sounds, as part of the railings suddenly explode, wood-splinters flying and several figures standing by them thrown backwards and out of sight.>SEND A FOLLOW-UP, QUICKLY>Strike a pose and announce your presence>Try to deflect the next nearby cannonballs/bullets back at the ship (will require tricky roll)>Other?
>>3837390>Try to deflect the next nearby cannonballs/bullets back at the ship (will require tricky roll)You should know better than to temp fate by labeling a roll as difficult my dear spinster.
>>3837390>>Strike a pose and announce your presence
>>3837390>Try to deflect the next nearby cannonballs/bullets back at the ship (will require tricky roll)
>>3837390>Try to deflect the next nearby cannonballs/bullets back at the ship (will require tricky roll)By the power of flamboyancy!
>>3837390>>SEND A FOLLOW-UP, QUICKLY
>>3837390>>Try to deflect the next nearby cannonballs/bullets back at the ship (will require tricky roll)
>>3837390>>Strike a pose and announce your presence>>Try to deflect the next nearby cannonballs/bullets back at the ship (will require tricky roll)both, we make ourselves the target by doing the pose and then we redirect the barrage
Rolled 20 (1d100)Checking.1-50 bullets51-100 cannonballs
>>3837480Good news is bullets are way easier to stop.Bad news is bullets are way harder to see in the first place.
>>3837390We finally meet the xiaolong pirates again, and we're disguised.Why do you do this to me BPQM?
>>3837487>inb4 they try to recruit Karasu too
>bullets>Roll 1d100, best of 3+61 bonus due to sword, Billiards is currently too low-levelled to add a bonus120/150/160>>3837487The same reason I do anything... sadism!
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>3837499
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3837499
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3837499
>>3837500>>3837501>>3837506Lads I think we've been shot.
Rolled 2 (1d3)>61+ 36 = 97... eheheheheh>Roll 1d5 (FIVE), first three rolls.1 highest roll2 middle roll3 lowest roll
>>3837509So does this mean we're going to wake up having been kidnapped again?
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>3837513
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>3837513I'm calling, right arm.>>3837517Not with our noble Cawptain around we aren't.
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>3837513
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>3837509I WARNED YOU ALLYou know the Dice Gods love drama and stupidity! What were you thinking?!>>3837517Don't know yet, let's find out how many bullets hit you and how severe it is. You bullet-sponge. Caw.
>>3837520>>3837521>>3837522so uhwhat's the middle number here
>>3837520>>3837521>>3837522>>3837523Yo what the hell is going on with these dice.
>>3837524If this is crippling, can I burn my crit to save us?
>1, *3*, 3>3 bullets1 - left arm (/wing)2 - right arm (/wing)3 - left leg4 - right leg5 - chest6 - stomach7 - head8 - a hand9 - a foot10 - THE GROIN just kidding, it's the throat. That's better, right?>Roll 1d10 (TEN), first 3. Each roll is a bullet.>>3837532Yes. But why would you?
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3837532>bullets>doing any real damage to anyone except that guy who got shot in the head when luffy was a kidUnlikely.>>3837543DICKSHOT! I mean NECKSHOT!
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3837543>Inb4 clipped wings.
>>3837547>>3837548Oh hey, looks like we're right.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3837543>>3837547oh no
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3837543We do kinda deserve it honestly.
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>3837548>>38375511 both to left arm2 both to right arm3 one left, one rightNot that it matters considering you GOT SHOT IN THE THROATGood calls, by the way.
>>3837561can we activate armament to tank the bullets? or does our fruit auto activate to save our dumbasses?
>>3837561Well on the plus side I think Mihawk will appreciate the silence for a while. And Klaus. But Smoker is going to be so down over it.Klaus and Smoker are going to be Double-Mad though. Super pissed off. Sorry Xiaolong pirates but you've signed your death warrant now.
Rolled 18, 34, 31 = 83 (3d100)>Severity.First two rolls are arm bullets, each +10 due to compounding.Third is throat, at +50 because... throat.>>3837565You haven't trained enough with your Fruit to automatically change on reflex. Your Observation is also currently inactive, so that's a massive hit to your perception and reaction times. As for Armament, you rolled too low on your deflection roll to activate it.
>>3837581at what level of fruit does it become reflexive to shift?
>>3837581Oh hey, those aren't nearly as bad as they could have been. Poor Flashy definitely isn't doing much talking for the next few weeks though.
>28, 44, 81! Not too awful. Or not immediately fatal, anyway.Okay, the arm isn't too bad, it'll heal up (although it's out of action for a while). The throat isn't fatal, as someone will get to you in time, but there'll be horrific scarring (permanent), you'll be a non-combatant for a while (definitely no Ennies Lobby fighting or strenuous activity), and you won't be able to talk for three in-game weeks.OR someone can spend a crit to make the third bullet miss. Boooooo.
>>3837596ill use mine, i have 2 according to the paste
>>3837596Honestly? I hope it sticks.
>>3837596saving my other crit for that conveniently placed Den Den that can ruin Tashigis view of the government by the power of Robins backstory
>>3837596On the one hand(HAH), Ray-san is a one handed weapon, so one arm out of action isn't too bad.On the other hand, Doctor Nii-san just had a brief moment of panic and doesn't know why.
>>3837587GGnM: Logia at C.5, when Observation isn't active.>>3837599BOOOOOOORING, but fine. No horribly-scarred, temporarily-mute Flashy. Jerk.Also a little concerned over the weirdly plausible theory that Oniichwan is an undercover Marine and member of SWORD. Going to have to hedge my bets when writing him.
Rolled 14, 7, 25 = 46 (3d100)>>3837609Rolling for Doctor Oniichwan's sudden and inexplicable panic attack.
>>3837616>he knew Flashy would be fine all along
>>3837603>mfw instead of ruining her view of the government this affront to her worldview just serves as a way to make it stronger >mfw when tashigi becomes an absolute justice fag like akainu-senpai >mfw she becomes a constant thorn in our side by rising through the ranks as fast as we do and gathering support of her fellow dark justice and absolute justice and corrupt government fags while on the flip side we are the ones recruiting the righteous and the ones who believe in duty to the people and doing good >mfw the final battle for the marine organization isn't between flashman and the admirals but between flashmans group of good marines and tashigis group of asshole marines >mfw tashigi becomes one of our worst enemies and we gotta put the bitch down.
>>3837626on the one hand that would be incredibly OOC for her and would manke no sense whatsoever, on the other hand the final battle being a duel between Ta-sis and Flashy while Smoboss fights Akainu and Klaus fight Kizaru with Aokiji Fighting Sengoku and Ace fighting Garp would be the coolest shit ever
>>3837635>meanwhile Luffy isn't fighting anything to get stronger and ends up murdered to shit by Blackbeard>or Doffy>or just about anyone, actuallyGood news is while the Strawhat pirates would end, the Mosshead pirates would begin a storied career.
>just the arm injuries. yaaaawn.The pirates, as they tend to do, counter-attack.You've made yourself the focal point for a moment, despite the train security - some Marine, some private guards - syill providing their own rate of fire from the roof, windows and ledges.Even as you pause to see what damage you did, several Xiao-Long pirates are all to eager to avenge their comrades, figures dark against the railings as they aim their guns.Well. You haven't used Billiards in a while, but that doesn't mean you've forgotten how, ri-?You pause, Ray-san tilted to deflect the first barrage of bullets, as a small chunk of metal slams into your right arm in a second of pressure, followed by a blaze of sharp pain.Then the second.Ah.Your right hand twitches, spasms, loosens.As a third bullet screams just barely past your neck, you>switch Ray-san to your left hand.>sheathe Ray-san and draw another weapon.>collapse to the floor, clutching your arm dramatically, and swear vengeance on the filthy humans for injuring their better, caw. >Other?>>3837620>'that idiot is too stupid to know how to die'>meanwhile, flashy is packing his wounds with sugar to promote healing>>3837626Maybe the final boss is the sister you made along the way, uwu
>>3837635If you've watched the dark crystal then you know what I'm trying to say man, Just like that one bitch princess, when someone is faced with a worldview shattering event they either accept it or dig their heels in and hold onto their own bullshit no matter the consequences This is just an idea of what would happen if instead of changing she decided to double down
>>3837643>switch Ray-san to your left hand.
>>3837643>>switch Ray-san to your left hand.
>>3837643>>switch Ray-san to your left hand.Well now they've activated the power of adrenaline. At least he isn't packing his wound with dough hoping it'll make an emergency secret cake in his bicep.
>>3837643>>switch Ray-san to your left hand.One question, entirely unrelated to the events currently unfolding: do any of the Xiaolong pirates happen to have six fingers?
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3837665..... 95+ is a yes.>>3837664Don't give him ideas.
>>3837676Holy crap, it's past 1am. Okay, I need to sleep, tune in tomorrow for the thrilling continuation to How Many Crits Can I Make You Blow Through Before I Get To Cripple Flashy: The Questening.Thanks for playing!
>>3837676>Don't give him ideas.>he uses his logia powers to turn his arm into an electric stove gets a cupcake stuck in it
>>3837686BTW do you update the pastebin in between threads?
shame I'd liked these guys
>>3837694I am the one who updates the pastebin and i generally do so when a new thread starts of i have a decent amount of stuff to edit or important stuff to edit such as crits being gained/burned.
>>3837640Doffy dead anon
Again, no updates tonight due to me sucking, but late start tomorrow so should be lots of Xiao-Long slaughter then. Apologies again.
>>3838567Doflamingo died? Must've missed that. Who got him?
>>3839252Spiders are known for their kung-fu sucking action. Unfortunately I think we are out of innards for the suckenizing. Better stop at the supermarket and get some pulped innards.
>>3839400Sadly, he yet lives.>fight on!Gritting your teeth against the pain of BEING SHOT OW OW DAMMIT OW BLEEDING ahem, you manage to shift Ray-san to your left hand, determined to keep fighting. What would your noble Cawptain think if you gave up now?Actually, he wouldn't stop to think. He'd probably just decawpitate you.The bullets keep flying, the pirates' furious attention focused on you, the mysterious and handsome (and very tall) bird who just smashed part of the top deck and wounded - or killed? - some of their pathetic human crew.You deflect two bullets despite your slightly more cawkward hold with your left hand, judging the distance, as another figure appears at the ruined part of the railings."That one's mine!" The stranger's cry echoes across the dark seas, determined."Yeah! Get his hat for my hoard, Tong-tong!" That familiar voice echoes as well, but with more cheer and stupidity."Shut up, Captain!"... Aha! Dissension in the ranks! Typical of these weakling homo sapiens, cawcawcawcawcaw!The strange man draws some items from his coat as you>throw yourself across to the bowsprit and take on these protozoans at close range! (DC 70)>send another flying slash across at this foolish human, caw!>announce your name and affiliation, demand his, and challenge him to a d-d-d-duel!>Other?
>>3840300>>announce your name and affiliation, demand his, and challenge him to a d-d-d-duel!Let's give him a Glare as well.
>>3840300>send another flying slash across at this foolish human, caw!
>>3840300>Attempt to glare and challenge to a duel!If we roll high on the glare, could we accidentally reveal our conquerors haki?
>>3840380>>3840324Support
>>3840380If you nat100.... maybe.
>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for INTIMIDATING GLARE
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3840429
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3840429
>>3840431Apparently Mihawk and Klaus are a bad baseline for measuring how terrifying our glare is.
>>3840429>>3840431>>3840433We need one more roll
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3840429
>>3840435Plus getting shot tends to piss you off.>(Introduction/challenge? Otherwise I'll write it.)
>>3840470you write it, you tend to be funnier than most of us
>>3840470Something about not liking them defiling our MAJESTIC PLUMAGE... *caw*.
Here's to hoping that we end up having our tattoo revealed.As they'll recognise it. And hopefully appreciate how badass we adjusted it to be.
>>3840666>implying the littlest dragon wouldn't be mad as hell over defiling their wondrous tattoo
Nat 1s seem way worse than Nat 100s
>>3840694Nat 1 resulted in meeting Mibird and could havee resulted in developing some special snowflake Observation powers, honestly at this point i see Nat 1 less as a calamity and more as an opportunity.
>>3840712Everything is an opportunity for something so long as it doesn't kill you.
>>3840694Nat 100s bought us conquerors, and allowed us to ignore a Nat 1. In addition to the other effects for the original roll. They're pretty fucking good.
I like that the new (thankfully non-canon) One Piece movie has tried to retroactively make young Crocodile as strong as a guy who was stronger than Rayleigh.This guy is so strong it took an entire Buster Call, with Sengoku and Garp at the helm to take him down, and even then they needed to rely on pirates to overwhelm him.Crocodile managed to pull off a Draw against this man.Somehow.
>>3840985Well clearly he started skipping out on leg day as he got older. The tremendous buffoon.
>>3840985who are you talking about?
>>3841425Bullet.
>>3840985next episode Rox spoilers are bonkers too, about who was actually in the crew and the yonko bounties where revealed
>>3841689
>>3840520Remember, you asked for this. Yes, you rolled high on intimidation. And then you let me do this.>IT IS I, CAWRASUYou step forth, dark clothes and dark skies hiding the blood, cape billowing around you in the the cold wind of night seas. Doubtless you're an intimidating (and incredibly attractive) sight, Ray-san held with cool arrogance, your avian perfection revealed to all and sundry.... Caw."Weak trash!" Your sharp tone rings across the distance as the figure pauses, clearly listening to your polite and charming announcement. Then you glare, imbuing your noble feature with the full ferocity and dominance natural to one of your superior species. "You were bold or foolish enough to challenge I, Karasu, underling of the undisputed greatest swordsman, Cawptain Mihawk, and emmissary of the crows! In pity for your mental defects, I will caw-llow you a one-on-one duel with me, after you've given me all your shiny items. What is your caw-nswer, stupid humans?""Uh." The figure seems to turn lean over the ship edge slightly, staring at you. "What the fuck?""HOLD IT RIGHT THERE."Another figure - smaller, and with a far more impressive hat, but still a weak human - jumps into view, voice furious. A woman. Oh, it's the Captain... whatever her name was. Not that you've ever met her. Obviously. Caw."THE ONLY ONE GETTING ANY SHINY STUFF IS ME, CAPTAIN XIAO-LONG, QUEEN OF THE DRAGONS!""Maria, wait-""HAND OVER YOUR SHINIES FOR MY HOARD, BIRDBOY! AND YOUR HAT!""Captain, I know he's weird, but I think we should check if he's really with Miha-""WHAT SAY YOU, SQUAWKER?!">Kukukukuku! A mere Queen of Dragons?! When I was my beloved Caw-therine, I will become EMPEROR OF THE CROWS! You pitiful reptiles are nothing to my avian empire, KUKUKUKUKUKU~!!>All the shining objects in the world are the rightful property of crows, thou thieving wretch! Caw-n garde!>Unworthy human, claiming kin with your superiors! You are beneath my hat! And your own hat, but literally! Surrender, or face my wrath!>Other?
>>3841802>Kukukukuku! A mere Queen of Dragons?! When I was my beloved Caw-therine, I will become EMPEROR OF THE CROWS! You pitiful reptiles are nothing to my avian empire, KUKUKUKUKUKU~!!What in the name of fuck are we doing.
>>3841802>>Kukukukuku! A mere Queen of Dragons?! When I was my beloved Caw-therine, I will become EMPEROR OF THE CROWS! You pitiful reptiles are nothing to my avian empire, KUKUKUKUKUKU~!!When I was my beloved Caw-therine?
>>3841814When I wed.Fucking autocorrupt.
>>3841827>autocorrupthuehuehueyou probably did this one on purpose didn't you
>>3841814Support
>>3841802>Kukukukuku! A mere Queen of Dragons?! When I was my beloved Caw-therine, I will become EMPEROR OF THE CROWS! You pitiful reptiles are nothing to my avian empire, KUKUKUKUKUKU~!!Yes. This is beautiful.
Of course he has the Orochimaru laugh
>>3841904Orocawmaru, filthy human.>refuge in dumbasseryOho! So it's royalty you face?! Royalty of the draconic kind, at that? So what! That means nothing to you, Karasu, as excitement pounds through your veins, body lightening as you make ready to strike. You throw your head back, laughing in disdain at this weakling who considers herself worthy of your surrender."Kukukukuku! A mere Queen of Dragons?! When I wed my beloved Caw-therine, I will become EMPEROR OF THE CROWS! You pitiful reptiles are nothing to my avian empire, KUKUKUKUKUKU~!!"The Xiao-Long cawptain stands with one hand on her hip, the other pointing at you. "Carrion-eater! I, superior to all other other beings, find you beneath my regard! Henceforth, let it be known - all of crow-kind will be the enemies of dragons! This means war! Rurururururururu~!"As if war with weakling lizarda means anything. "Accepted! Kukukukukukuku~!""Rururururururururururururururu~~!!""KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU~~!!""RURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURU~~!!"One of the other figures on deck tentatively lifts a hand. "Are we... still fighting?""I don't know what the hell's going on," a confused voice calls from the train window.Peasants. Caw.You jab Ray-san in the wussy little dragon's direction. "Now! Hand over your shinies and surrender, or die!""No, you!""No, YOU!""That's it!" The man you'd originally seen throws his hands up, clearly in c-awe of your magnificent plumage. "Maria, just kill 'im, I doubt he's really with Mihawk anyway.""Don't give me orders, Tongku!" The dragon-runt reaches to her sides, where something - too small and far to see - are attached. "Hey, birdie, I'm going to kill you now! And with that, we'll finally end the centuries-long war between crows and dragons!""Indeed!" You ready yourself, flush with the strength of your avian ancestors, their spirits urging you on to avenge their deaths at the ferocious (but totally weak) claws of dragon-kind. "After everything... it's come to this!""Please shut up," the man standing by the dragon cawptain pleads."It ends here! My claws.... are unsealed!" With that, the Xiao-Long raises her hands - revealing the silhouette of long, thin claws now erupting from her fingers. "Die with honor, Karasu!""Just die, caw!" You tense your muscles,as the woman snaps into a run, along the bowsprit and jumping towards the train, towards you, fingers curled and ready to claw you to pieces, her savage grin becoming obvious as she nears ->Strike! Channel the power of your crow-kin and stab her like the mightiest beak in the world pecks at a mere worm!>Use Ray-san to block her caws- uh, claws and try to knock her off the train!>Pull out Pistol-chan and shoot her in the face.>Other?
>>3841931>>Strike! Channel the power of your crow-kin and stab her like the mightiest beak in the world pecks at a mere worm!>PECK OF THE EMPEROR CROW!
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>Strike! Channel the power of your crow-kin and stab her like the mightiest beak in the world pecks at a mere worm!>PECK OF THE EMPEROR CROW!
>>3841931>>Strike! Channel the power of your crow-kin and stab her like the mightiest beak in the world pecks at a mere worm!>PECK OF THE EMPEROR CROW!Whenever we do stab attacks, we must channel the hopes and dreams of crow-kind from now on.
>>3841931>>Pull out Pistol-chan and shoot her in the face.
>>3841935Support.
>>3841935This
>>3841935This, we are now a thekwane.
>>3841953Nooo, that would be a Arthur/Flashman move. We are above pulling an Indiana Jones; our noble crow blood demands we show this inferior dragon how much she sucks by utterly besting her in a duel.
>>3841935+1How can you not shout out attack while executing it
>>3841935I can't not vote for this. I just can't. Supporting.
>>3841931>>Strike! Channel the power of your crow-kin and stab her like the mightiest beak in the world pecks at a mere worm!The chuuni-off was a thing of beauty.
>>3841953Nice gif, what game?
>>3842025>Mihawk sees the chuuni-off, and decides to show them how it's REALLY done, by taking off his weighted clothes, so to speak>There were no survivors, only chuuni.
>>3842038Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones for the Gameboy Advance.Sadly, no, you can't actually do that in the game.
>>3842046Damn.Well, thanks anyway, will probably check it out in near future.
>>3841931we are eventually going to have a attack just called pecker as in the thing that pecks
>crows rule and dragons drool or somethingNOT TODAY, REPTILE SCUM!Ray-san gleams in your grasp, moonlight displaying his exquisite blade in its full glory, as you prepare the ancient crow technique that you've adapted to the sword, due to your tragic lack of beak, caw."PECK OF THE EMPEROR CROW!">Roll 1d100, best of 3
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>3842442
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3842442
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>3842442
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3842442It is time
>>3842443>>3842444>>3842446We bring shame to our murder, but also trips.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3842450Trips... OF DEATH.30 + 42 + 19 = 91Vs(Roll) + 60 = ?
>>3842465>30Uh. Wow.30 + 60 = 90You got the same roll... and beat her by 1 point.Wtf dice.
>>3842465>We roll 30>She rolls 30>17+13 = 30nani
>>3842467Isn't her bonus kinda weak for captain of pirate crew?
>>3842467Truly a most worthy opponent of the crows
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3842467stalemate, in which she sees a glimpse of our true face, and we make her swear an oath never to tell anyone, while both of us part willinglyOrAlliance
>>3842474What's the point of wearing disguises if you want to lose them every time they're worn?
>>3842485As an instrument of calculated dramatic reveal timing, duh.
>91 vs 90 hmmmmmmRay-san strikes true - but so does Cawptain Dragonface. Even as you cry your attack, lunging forth to peck mightily at her scaled underbelly, she swings her claws, hands swiping through the air to try and shred you with the golden gloves she wears, the fingers caw-ving to sharpened razors.Ray-san pecks - the gloves slash -And no-one wins.You step back to avoid her as she twists slightly to avoid the peck, her feet slamming with a vibrating CLANG on the metal roof, hands already rising for another strike."FOR MY HOARD!" Her bellow is exhilarated, a manic gleam in her eyes and grin. "DRACONIC FLURRY!">Fight defensively!>Fight offensively!>Other?>>3842471She's jumping though the air at the moment, which decreases aim and manouverability a tad. She also isn't using her Devil Fruit or any Haki, and isn't really taking you seriously at the moment. You're a weirdo crow-cosplayer nobody who's turned up and has displayed a grand total of one useful attack. And then got shot by some mooks. Good thing you're a dual-wielder and don't get a malus for using your off-arm!
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3842486This guy knows what's up
>>3842490>>Fight offensively!
>>3842490>Fight DRAMATICALLY!
>>3842490>Fight offensively!</
