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...But FIRST- An important message from your friends at ALLCO.

https://youtu.be/6_icH4Akwl8

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Your name is Catastrovania Strifaust Morituros IX. You were once a Russian hooker-bot, but have recently been recalibrated as a knock off of a /qst/ character. You are a pathetic, delusional robot that fancies itself a pathetic, delusional Chuuni type. Disgusting.

A while ago your master BENTON SPANNER took off with his girlfriend and her sister to rescue yet another sister from the grips of the local corporate dictatorship, ALLCO. They're a bit late getting back, and you're starting to get worried.

You have no particular skills to speak of. Mr. Spanner told you to use his table to work and earn some credits, but all you've really been doing is shitposting on /qst/. Perhaps you can make yourself useful?

What do?

>Clean up for Mr. Spanner
>Start a quest on /qst/
>Investigate THE TUBE
>Write in

>>3824510
>Write in

Work and make him money like you are suposed to do

>>3824510
>Investigate THE TUBE

>>3824510
>Make money, maybe we get awarded more headpats

>>3824510
>Clean up for Mr. Spanner

>>3824519
Support

Welcome back bathsalts, glad to see you again

>>3824510
>Start a quest on /qst/

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>Make money, maybe we get awarded more headpats

If only for the headpats, you sit down and wageslave like a good robot.
But... UGH. This is BORING.

You fight through an hour or two of filling out online surveys until your sensors can take NO MORE. It's time to slack off a bit.

How Slack?

>Make a /qst/ thread
>Chillax to hentai
>Grab a drink from the fridge
>Write in

>>3824559
>>Chillax to hentai

>>3824559

>Make a /qst/ thread
About a sexy cat bot that fucks all the hot goth guys

curious tonsee how our affection metter is going after another rescue and a princess carry at the end

>>3824559

>Grab a drink from the fridge

>>3824559
>>Make a /qst/ thread

>Chillax to hentai

Any recommendations for hentai?

>>3824585
black bible?

>>3824559
>Chillax to hentai

>>3824559
>research possible chassis upgrades

Our master seems to desire certain physical traits that he considers attractive. Traits that we decidedly lack. WE MUST RECTIFY THIS FOR THE SAKE OF MORE HEADPATS.

Maybe even MORE than just headpats.

>>3824559
Wow, a literal waste if space. I knew we should have Tubed it.

>>3824600
Backing this. We're basically completely worthless to him mentally, so we can convince him of our worth PHYSICALLY.

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>Chillax to hentai

Finally, some alone time. You'd never tell Mr. Spanner since your Chuuni programming keeps you socially inept, but you have a bit of Hooker-bot left in you meaning that your [LIBIDO] must be satisfied.

No better way for a Chuuni robot to take care of it then Chillaxing to some of her favorite hentai.

Uh, what was your favorite hentai again?

>Write in Hentai Subgenre

>>3824614
Impregnation

>>3824614
the most vanilla boring shit possible! we are truly pathetic.

>>3824614
Yaoi

Because its not enough to be a chunni, we need fujoshi it too

>>3824614
Tentacle Hentai, a classic genre.

All of the MEATY DONG without the possibility of a FAT, DISGUSTING BASTARD being attached to it.

>>3824614
>Mindbreak
>Ahegao
>Uncensored

>>3824614
yuri vanilla domination

>>3824618
>>3824620
one of these two

>>3824618
This one.

>>3824624
Sure why not this (rub our own ears like a degenerate)

>>3824641
Seconding the ear rub.

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>Vanilla

Anything else would simply be too spicy for you. Still, a simple story of two lovers coming together has your heart all a pitter-patter.

Plus the dicks are drawn REAL juicy.

The sounds of vanilla lovemaking fill the apartment, and your servos start spinning like crazy. Oh boy this is getting a bit too intense for poor ol' Catastrovania.

What do?

>Cool off with a refreshing drink
>Cool off by cleaning the apartment
>Cool off by touching yourself
>Write in

>>3824620
support

>>3824650
>>Write in

Check on /diy/ how to improve ourself like... getting bigger breast? Our master like big boobs...

>>3824650
>>Cool off by touching yourself

>>3824650
>>3824650
Too much for your weak lewd sensors to handle, turn off the tablet and look out the window in the rainy cyber punk city. Vicariously live through the people passing by.

>>3824650
>In your lust-filled state, use some of Brenton's credits (that you've been earning for him anyway, so they're basically halfway yours anyway) to buy yourself a big tiddy chassis upgrade on the holonet. Maybe then he'd appreciate your efforts.

>>3824656
>>3824661

Backing for a cursed different chassis Catastrovania.

>>3824650
>Cool off by touching yourself

Then experience ZETSUBOU once we realize how pitifully lacking we are in terms of physical assets.

>>3824650
>>3824658
>>3824664

>>3824650
This >>3824661
But not too big, gotta start off small, then increase in size after some time

>>3824677
True, I support this modification

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>Purchase Chassis Upgrade

All this hentai is really spinning up your circuits. You wish Mr.Spanner would pat your head like that.

Sadly, you know he's a chest man and your slight frame can't compete with that titty monster of a girlfriend. Unless...

You browse the store and find that upgrades are entirely within Mr. Spanner's budget. It's his WHOLE budget, but he'll appreciate this, you're sure.

What upgrade?
>A - Itty bitty
>B - Bite-Size
>C - Cuppable
>D - Damn!
>E - Egads
>H - Tanaka-Class
>Write in

>>3824701
>C
Noticeable, but not too obvious. Can be increased more later

>>3824701
>>A - Itty bitty
one upgrade at a time

>>3824701
In that case, go big or go home. Damn the torpedoes, Tanaka-class.

>>3824701
>H - Tanaka-Class

fuck it

>>3824708
C let's be reasonable anons

>>3824701

>Write in
About same size as Tessa

>>3824701
Tanaka baby

>>3824717
Actually, changing my vote to back this. Some tits are TOO big.

>>3824701
>A - Itty bitty

>>3824701
>H
A CHUUNI KNOWS NO RESTRAINT!

>>3824701
>>B - Bite-Size

>>3824717
This

>>3824701
Look for any deals with additional booty work. Tits are good, but we'd just end up top-heavy if we just upgraded the top half of our chassis.

She is going in the tube for spending all our money anyway

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>H - Tanaka-Class

You break the bank on some juggernaut milkers. No sooner then they are installed does your hornyness wear off, and you realize that you just spent all of the Master's money on stuffing your bra.

What do?

>Check Return Policy
>Live with 'em
>Run away forever
> play with em

>>3824757
>Become twitch thot

>>3824757
>Play with 'em.

Also figure out how to make back the money we spent on these knockers.

>>3824757

>Check Return Policy

Get the money back! We need skill upgrades to defeat wilson and avange our russian friend!

>>3824757
>Pray to god we wont be trashed when master returns
> masturbate with guilt

>>3824757
>whore herself on the internet to get more money for master

>>3824757
Live with 'em. Use your chuuni wiles to make sure he appreciates it. Make sure to get some practice in before he returns to ensure maximum effectiveness.
Throw yourself on his mercy as soon as he gets back and promise to work twice as hard to earn it all back. No use being a big tiddy /qst/ gf if you're deactivated.

>>3824757
>>Check Return Policy

>>3824757
>Check Return Policy
no refunds
>Panic and look into being a cam girl, wuss out. Survey fill HARD so he doesn't junk us. Beg for forgiveness when he returns like the self depreciating super depressive sex-bot we are.

>>3824757
>Check Return Policy
Why are we actively ruining our (the MC's) life?

>>3824757
>Check Return Policy
>>3824781
But anon, Catastovania's the main character, and her life just got a few cup sizes better.

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>Check Return Policy

No Refunds baby, those cans are your only asset now.


>Become twitch thot

In a last ditch effort you try to make the money back being a thot on a popular game streaming platform. You're banned almost instantly.

>Lose MC Privileges

You are now BENTON SPANNER. You've just returned home from a mission that went REAL BAD and your best friend died. On the way back you were notified that your entire credit account was emptied to pay for Tanaka-Class titty implants. You are [HOPPIN MAD].

What do?

>Put the cat up the tube
>Scrap her for parts
>Toss out on the street
> Write in

>>3824798
>Angry head pats

>>3824798
>> Write in
Lock her in the washroom and hose her down, remove her tit implants and beat her with them.

>>3824798
>Scrap her for parts

We can try to assemble something useful later whenw e have the proper skill

>>3824798
>Scrap her for parts

Back to the drawing board

Where is gf? Weren't we carrying her?

I know my option won't win because anons are pussies but dob't let her get away scot free, this will only get worse

At the minimum register her as a cam whore so she can earn the mobey back

>>3824805
I change to

> Write in
Chain her to work station, if she doesn't get our money back by morning we scrap her for parts

>>3824798
>>Put the cat up the tube

>>3824798
Attempt to put cat up tube, fail due to dem tittays being too damn huge.

>>3824813
Supporting. She clearly has good taste with that chest, but this level of credit-taking is too much to let go with anything besides repayment.

DO NOT PUT THE CAT UP THE TUBE

>>3824813
Altering my vote. Gonna go with a combination of >>3824817 and >>3824813 when it inevitably fails.

>>3824798
SEND HER TO THE TUBE

>>3824798
Supporting >>3824813. She HAS to pay up!

>>3824813
This

>>3824813
Gonna go with this.

>>3824817
And if she’s still too small to clog up the pipe, what then?

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>Up the tube

Fuck it, time to be rid of this mess.
You crab the old KFC bucket over her head and send her up the trash chute.
Smell ya later, Cat.

Catastrovania will remember this.

>>3824850
Good

>>3824850
All of our dough.

Fucking wasted.

>>3824850
Wait, actions have consequenses?

>>3824850
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

dropped

>>3824850
Should've turned her into a new sword.

>>3824850
>actually tubing her
NOW who's gonna wageslave our loss back up?

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>>3824846
>>3824855
(immediately finds out)

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>>3824850

Alright, now that the trash has been taken out it's time to regroup.
You, Tessa and Vanessa escaped the facility with the second sister but lost your friend Myshtsa in the process.

Damn, that's really eating you up right now. But there's no time to mourn - ALLCO. is sure to be on your ass soon along with that masked freak. You need to get stronger quick and probably get somewhere safe.

But first thing's first... Time to meed this new sister. She's some sorta CyberGoth.

What's her name?

>Write in name for CyberGoth Sister

>>3824880
Maressa.

>>3824880
Clarissa

>>3824880
klaressa?

>>3824880
nessa do hey have a last name

>>3824880
Clarissa

>>3824880
Cleopatra

I'm wondering, is she gonna redesign our bathroom?

>>3824880
Janessa?

>>3824894
I kinda want this but I already posted twice so i'll just see where it goes

>actually throwing away the chunni cat
not only did we lose all our credits but we also lost our wage slave and she may come back to fuck us later on.

>>3824902
She was a liability. We're quitting while we're ahead.

OP be honest, you've been pushing for shoving the cat into the tube since day 1, haven't you?

>>3824905
We lost an android we could have used or repaired, and now we're broke and have to spend time trying to earn it all back while the last sister has to wait, and of course she could come back and make us lose even more money through petty revenge.

It's a waste, of both money and of a potential robot. Fuck.

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>Claressa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft5_PughEIA


Her Name is Claressa. How fitting.

She's a cybergoth in more than just looks and name, she's a true master of the technologies of the cybernetic future. While her combat abilities may be negligible, she's a [MASTER HACKER] and is quite handy in [CYBERNETICS]. With her help, you've got a fighting chance against the technological superiority of ALLCO. Nice!

"Hey, Nice to meet you. You're Tessa's... boyfriend? I gotta be honest you're not really what I'd consider 'her type'. "

Wait, she has a type?

"Anyway, that was pretty crazy breaking me out of there. It was a total trap! But listen - you hand me a computer and there's practically nothing we can't accomplish."

Fucking sweet. What do you want this broad to hack for you?

> Locate the next sister
> Funnel Credits into your account
> Find out more about Wilson
> Write in


--------

Last post of the night!

>>3824912
Yes, he was the one that made her empty our wallet.

>>3824915
>Replace our arm with cyborg arm

>>3824915
> Write in
"What kind of guy were you paired up with?"

>>3824508
This is fucking amazing. Reminds me of when ceg mad a near shot for shot opening animation for NERV bridge simulator.

>>3824915
>> Find out more about Wilson

>>3824915
>Funnel Credits into your account

>>3824915
>> Funnel Credits into your account

>>3824923
this too


check our AFFECTION level

>>3824915
Shoot. I'd have her mess with Cat's head to eliminate the one future threat we know is digital, but we don't know that she'll become a threat.
For now, ask her what Tessa's type is, and funnel those credits.

>>3824508
allco must be stopped!

>>3824915
Funnel Credits.

>>3824915
>Money
We should do some training + buying skills so we can beat that motherfucker who killed our friend

>>3824915
Can we have her block any tracking Allco might have on us? Also we can have her reprogram cat-bit into A)forgetting we tossed her in the trash and B) making her less pathetic. I like the wage slave option of havimg extra dosh, as our missions only seem to increase the number of mouths we have to feed amd domt net us any momey.

Other option is to have her hack the tube to retrieve our bros head and revive him some how (cybernetics or magic, whichever works)

>>3824979
Also myyshta had two other russian bots we can probably hack to our service now that we have cyber goth, assuming we should grab them before they get repo-ed

>>3824850
You guys know we just threw out our last tangible connection to our now dead bro right? We could have locked her out of our account for purchases, or put her on sleep mode until we figured something out. I'm not in the best state to be attentive today, but that honestly saddens me.
>>3824915
>>3824979
>>3824997
+1, with money syphon as a distant second.

>>3825009
This is actually a really good point. Even though she might've been annoying and wasted our cash, she did come from Myshtsa, and that should count for something.
>>3824915
>Hack the tube to get back Russkibro's head and the Cat.

>>3824915
I'll go with these, so we can snag the catbot and bro's head.

>>3824979
>>3824997
>>3825009

>>3824915
I cant believe you guys spent all our money on cat tits
> Funnel Credits into your account
>ask about Tessa's type

>>3825113
We didn't, her idiotic chuuni self did

>>3825113
And then got rid of a usable source of income.

>>3825119
Don't blame the character for something anons chose, even if it might have been in character.

Why did we trash the free bot? We could have at least sold it for some credits. He'll the new sister could have helped us fix her up.

>>3825151
Because that would've been smart and we can't have that.

>>3825167
Maybe she can bring us Msytas head and we find her we forgive her since we were mostly made our friend died.

Neat, so we have street samurai, mage (or maybe a shaman), physical adept and now a decker

>>3824915
> Funnel Credits into your account


Bullshit that we wasted all our money on cat tits and also bullshit that we immediately threw them away. Can't help but feel as though we were railroaded to ditch the cat so Claressa can take her niche.

>>3824915
>Write in
Hack the tubes to bring back the cat
It isn't a proper punishment without chance for improvement

>>3825023
>Hack the tube to get back Russkibro's head and the Cat.

>>3824915
Get myshta's head, bury it then get chunni cat back

>>3825353
>choose to be retarded
>choose to be retarded again
>WTF WE WERE RAILROADED

>>3825353
>we were railroaded into options we voted for

You should look up the definition of words before you use them.

Catastrovania will come back as a yandere stalker waifubot

>>3825775
>inf4 she comes back to stalk us?

>>3824915
> Funnel Credits into your account
The ex-hooker bot did a dum and wasted our muns on a tasteful pair of knockers. Gotta get some dough to make pizza! Also! Teach us how to cyber things up more. I wanna stick a cyberspur in the leg and learn to kick people with it.

>>3825719
>>3825764
>choose to work for credits
>give up after an hour

>we pick big tits option on our own
That's on us. Or, well. On the one or two guys that picked it.

>drink option keeps coming up even though robot can't drink, so that liquid can be spilled all over machines during [HIJINKS] to cause a disaster
>tits cost all our money
>twitch thottery and refunds are immediately shot down
>all provided options for dealing with catbot are to get rid of her in some capacity

>>3825719
>WTF WE WERE RAILROADED
That's par for the course with this QM.
>>3825764
>You should look up the definition of words before you use them.
Their intent isn't that far off from reality. The QM of this quest has a specific direction in mind and slants a lot of choices/outcomes towards it.
At this point, you either like it or you don't.

>>3826738
Has Bath Salts even run a quest before I don't recall any qms with this name

>>3826757
Pokemon Quest this summer. Wild d10 rolls.

>>3826598
To be fair, this is at least the somewhat good kind of railroading. He didn't make us trash her, he just gave the option. He made the circumstances such that it'd be hard to not trash her, but it was still up to us.

>>3826808
If that's the case, why'd he go for the tube instead of chaining her to the desk? Desk got more votes by four votes to two for tube.

plz bring cat back :(((

Can we agree to reply to OP's posts properly when you support a write-in, m'kay? So something like this won't happen again.

>>3826793
Wait that was him

>>3824915
Lotta good suggestions.

>>3824979
>Can we have her block any tracking Allco might have on us? Also we can have her reprogram cat-bit into A)forgetting we tossed her in the trash and B) making her less pathetic.
Security is number one priority.
Block any avenues for Allco to find us.
This would include, I dunno, a pathetic screw-up catbot that knows us, our location, and who knows what else, wandering around the city with zero sense and less reason to keep that info to itself?

Get the cat back and cover our tracks.
Holy shitake.

Failing that, money and small talk about her "guy" and Tessa if appropriate.

>>3826793
Didn't that quest implode due to QM flipping out or something?

Might have been another Pokemon quest I'm thinking about.

>>3827290
I think we are talking about different quests?
BathSalts QMed PKMN(Red/Blue) draequest

>>3825764
>>3826808
>railroaded
>Put the cat up the tube
2 Votes
>>3824814
>>3824836

>Chain the cat to the station to make her work
6 votes
>>3824813
>>3824820
>>3824822
>>3824839
>>3824841
>>3824846

>Scrap her for parts
2 Votes
>>3824809
>>3824805

>>3824798
The write-in choice with 6 votes was ignored.
There are 3 QM provided choices here, all of which involve tossing the cat bot out of the apartment in some way.
>Put the cat up the tube
>Scrap her for parts
>Toss out on the street

This is textbook railroading.

>>3827346
I wanted to object and say that making updates takes time, considering animated images and all, but lack of clear cut off point for votes is actually QM’s fault

holy shit can you guys stop whining for that stupid cat bot? she will be back eventually and you can fuck us over with her again goddammit

sometimes, write in options are not acceptable, even if the write in is availible, the qm is not forced to take any write in that doesn't match with the story, suck up and let's continue please

>>3827370
Even considering a cutoff time sending her to the tube had 1 vote as of 19:52, gaining it's 2nd vote at 19:59, at a time when the write-in option had more votes - with more coming in very shortly after 19:59.

>16 new posts
>all anons whining instead of qm updates

I wish I could throw you guys up a tube

>>3827346
I don't know how BathSalts determines this shit, but notice this:
>Put the cat up the tube
2 Votes linked to >>3824798
>>3824814
>>3824836

>Chain the cat to the station to make her work
6 votes *NOT* linked to >>3824798
>>3824813
>>3824820
>>3824822
>>3824839
>>3824841
>>3824846

>Scrap her for parts
1 Vote linked to >>3824798
>>3824809
>>3824805 (changed to write-in)

2 votes wins, maybe because he doesn't want to dig through all your nonsense?
>>3826893
>Can we agree to reply to OP's posts properly when you support a write-in, m'kay? So something like this won't happen again.
Like this anon suggested.

>>3827466
>Can we agree to reply to OP's posts properly when you support a write-in, m'kay? So something like this won't happen again.
Fuck you I'm Suction Cup Man LOOK AT ME GO~!
For real though that's reasonable and even feels like it should be expected, but at the same time too many an anon believes they don't need to tag a post to the most recent update for it to be read.

So this is how we lose our btggf.

>>3827672
Strict rules like tagging a post to the qm's post needs to be mentioned at some point.

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>Get Cat Back

What? Why would you go picking through the trash for garbage? Don't be silly.
Anyway you're pretty sure you'll never hear from that catbot nuisance again. Good riddance.

> Funnel Credits into your account

Now we're talking. Claressa steps up to your tablet and gets to work. Her fingers dance over the machine like a pair of five legged ballerinas. It's weird, and certainly amplified by the same sort of magic that her sisters have.

"Ok, lets see... Wow you're flat broke, huh? Now we don't want to pull out too much at once. We can safely take out 10k a day..."

10K? as in... thousand? Holy SHIT. That's some serious coin, as far as you're concerned.

"We could take out more, but that might be pushing it a bit. What do you say?"

What do?

>Be happy with 10K
>Push Claressa's hacking skill for 15K (Roll 1D20)
>Stealing is wrong, take no credits
>Write in

>>3827971

>Be happy with 10K

Thanks you're a doll

Time to take Tessa in another date, fancy this time

How's our affection?

>>3827971
Accept only if it can't be tracked back to us.
>Write in
Buy some space ads to direct the catbot home.

>>3827971

>Be happy with 10K

>>3827994
Holly shit let fucking go dude,the catbwill be back with a vengeance later, fucking wait

>>3827971
>Be happy with 10K

>>3827971
>Be happy with 10K

10K is a lot already, and I don't want any DIRTY FUTURE COPS on our trail. We should take Tessa on another date to boost that affection meter.

And of course, forget the catbot forever.

>>3827971
>>Be happy with 10K

>>3828010
Holyshit dude calm down. It'll only be a minor nuisance.

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>Be happy with 10K

Fair enough, no reason to be risky. Now you've got plenty of cash to invest in upgrades or whatever. And hey, it's getting pretty late in the day anyway so tomorrow is a fresh batch of cash. Claressa assures you that this small transaction will be untraceable, so no need to worry.

>Check Affection

Oh yeah, you forgot to do that. I quick look at your HDD show's that your [AFFECTION] is up to... 25? Is that right? That's some serious progress! You guess saving her beloved sisters and carrying her like a princess is really doing the trick. Great job, stud.

No need to hold up, you gotta keep grinding out those affection levels if you wanna clap them pale cheeks. What do you want to do with your big titty goth GF?

>Watch a movie
>Take a walk
>Go out to dinner
>Write in

>>3828034
>Take a walk
possibly hold hands.

>>3828034
>Take a walk

Maybe a park or drink some wine in a graveyard, goths do that right?

>>3828034
>Go shopping (for new sword)
Women like shopping, right?

>>3828034

>Watch a movie

Movie theater and dinner

>>3828034
>>Watch a movie

>>3828034
>Go shopping
This one. Get some goth stuff, since it sounds like she was a prisoner for a while

>>3828034
>Watch a movie

Movies are shitty first dates but it's not like it's our first date.

Sneak booze into the theater if we are going, we can have a fun time there and sloppy make outs

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>Watch a movie

A fine idea, you both need something to wind down to after having your friend brutally murdered and narrowly escaping with your lives. Tessa enthusiastically agrees to seeing a movie with you.

But... What movie?

Cozy Sleepytime - In this film a young girl gets ready for bed.

BIG IRON - a cowboy rides in to the town of Agua Fria to catch an outlaw dead or alive.

LadyKnight - After her father's tavern is shut down, a young wench must joust to earn a living.

Pokemon Red/Blue: The Movie - A film of self indulgent self reference

What Film?

>Cozy SleepyTime
>BIG IRON
>LadyKnight
>Pokemon
>Write in

>>3828106
>Pokemon

>>3828106
>Write in

A horror movie

Be ready for those fritening induced hugs, or to laugh or asses off because pf the shoddy special effects

>>3828106
>Iron Curtain
Story of a slav who squatted in the way of the Berlin wall construction and would not be removed by any means.

So eventually they built HIM as part of the wall.

Those who seek to escape communism must offer cigarettes and vodka in order to appease and perhaps be allowed to pass by him to the other side.

>>3828106
>LadyKnight

>>3828106
>Cozy SleepyTime

>>3828106
>LadyKnight
I need to watch tiddy

Gonna take this opportunity to post some Cash.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LZfItlZG97Q

>>3828106
>Lady Knight
A goddamn classic. It also has gothic architecture I bet!

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>LadyKnight

"Oooh, I was actually looking forward to that one."
SCORE.
"It looks a bit lewd, but that stuff can be kinda fun, huh?"
DOUBLE SCORE.

You gain +1 [AFFECTION].


You both head to the movies, after a short walk to the HYPERTUBE system.
You grab a pair of tickets, and the smell of buttered popcorn fills the air.

Hmm, better grab some snacks for the film. A large tub of popcorn is obvious, but...

What candy?

>Milk Duds
>Butterfinger BBs
>Sourpatch Kids
>Swedish Fish
>Write in

>>3828106
>Cozy SleepyTime

>>3828165
>>Milk Duds
seeing what it was last time

>>3828165
>Butterfinger BBs
>Write in
Reece's pieces, milk chocolate, caramel.

>>3828165

>Milk Duds

>>3828165

>Milk Duds
>Butterfinger BBs

Splurge, we have 10k afterall

>>3828165
>>Milk Duds

>>3828165
>Ask her what she wants

>>3828165
>Mild Duds
but also
>Snow Caps

>>3828165
Reeses Pieces to put in the popcorn

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>Milk Duds

Your GF finds your offering of milk duds... ACCEPTABLE. It's a classic that can be poured directly into the hot greasy popcorn. Sticky and gross.. but satisfying.

You sit down and watch the movie trailers play while munching on some snacks. Not much communication, but it's nice.

So, how are you gonna handle this movie date?

What do?

>Casually reach arm around GF's shoulders
>Cut hole in popcorn bucket and put your dick in there
>Quietly and respectfully watch the film
>Write in

>>3828250
>>Casually reach arm around GF's shoulders

>>3828250
>Casually reach arm around GF's shoulders
I think a princess carry is more intimate than this right?

>>3828250
>Cut hole in popcorn bucket and put your dick in there

>>3828250
>Commit the ultimate movie theater sacrifice and let girlfriend have the armrest.

>>3828260
>>3828250
add this too

>>3828250
>>Casually reach arm around GF's shoulders
Suave and subtle.
Don't go for the wrist strain yet.

>>3828250

>Casually reach arm around GF's shoulders

Compleate with a stifled yeaw

>>3828260
This is good along with the shoulder reach

>>3828257
>>3828257
kinda there are different types of situations

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(Not that we're too worried about the art but that chin was out of control)

>>Casually reach arm around GF's shoulders

That happens - she doesn't protest. Hell yea, gettin COZY now.

The movie plays on, a riveting tale of striptease and medieval combat. Both you and Tessa are pretty wrapped up in in for a while until there is a lull in the action. Your eyes wander to hers, and hers to yours. Oh boy.

What do?

>Lean in for kiss
>Gently grab tiddy
>Grab tiddy and make honking noise
>Keep watching the movie
>Write in

>>3828341
>Write in
Lean heads closer together.

>>3828341

>Lean in for kiss

Pretend to streighten a loose hair in case she doesn't go for it.

>>3828341
>Lean in for kiss
Keep it simple stupid haha get it

>>3828341
>>Gently grab tiddy
I want risque

>>3828341

>Lean in for kiss

Nice chin

>>3828250
Those are some above Tanaka Class torpedoes

>>3828396
god bless

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>Lean in for kiss

You do that. She accepts.

She's warm, and she smells and even tastes amazing. Soft lips, the tastes of her lipstick, the gentle exhalation from her nose... these thing are burned into your mind. You don't even remember what movie you came to see in this moment.

What do now?

>Grab tiddy
>Get yer tongue in there
>Ease up, kiss cheek and break
>Put dick in popcorn bucket
>Write in

>>3828405

>Get yer tongue in there

Work it boy!

>>3828405
>>Ease up, kiss cheek and break

>>3828405
>Ease up, kiss cheek and break

>>3828405
>>Grab tiddy

>>3828405

>Get yer tongue in there

And grab her weist, those abs need some rubbing

>>3828405
>Get yer tongue in there
Fuck it let's give it a shot

>>3828413
>>3828409
Fucking hell dudes. NO, don't be pussies, if she doesn't want tongue she can break the kiss, don't act like a beta

>>3828405
>>3828416
>>Get yer tongue in there
>And grab her weist, those abs need some rubbing
This

Wait. Is "popcorn bucket" a euphemism?

>>3828430
no it literally means sticking our dick into the popcorn bucket

>>3828425
Angry incel alert!

>>3828433
I was making a joke, but nevermind.

I just hope we have sufficient points in Tongue Dexterity.

>>3828425
>Ease up, kiss cheek and break

>>3828438
Shit! They are onto me!

Time for IP changing smoke bomb!

>>3828449
Where do you buy your smoke bombs? I have to change ISP to change IP.

>>3828405
>Get yer tounge in there

>>3828454
Incel special shopping network, it's extremely exclusive, you have to sperg at least 3 times a day to maintain membership

It's not like I wanted to write ID or anything...baka...

>>3828472
>3 time a day
Darn, I only go out 3 times a month, and rarely sperg more than one or two times per outing.

>>3828499
Online sperging count too, its even better since you can present documented evidence

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>>3828405
OH FUCK WE WERE SUPPOSE TO CHECK UP ON BEST RUSSIAN BRO!
WE NEED TO FIND OUT IF HE'S OK OH FUCK OH GOD RUSSIAN BRO BRO!

>>3828524
He is certanly ok, we can give him a call after our date

>>3828540
We dont know that though. Dude's tough but he's facing or was a literal monster. Plus he was still recovering from his injuries.

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>Get yer tongue in there

Aww yea. She lets out a few little gasps as you turn up the heat.
You achieve [SLOPPY MAKEOUTS].

The movie reaches it's climax, but neither of you are really paying attention.

You gain +1 [AFFECTION]. The film over, you both gather yourselves and head home.
Tessa sleeps in the bedroom with her sisters, you crash on a new cot in the bathroom.
You really have to figure this living situation out soon....

When Wake?

>Early
>Sleep in
>Write in

--------

Last post for the night!

>>3828555
>>Sleep in
Better chance to be smothered in catboob.

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>>3828449
>>3828472

>>3828555

>Early

Don't give that shit sister any chance

>>3828555

>Early

>>3828555
>Early
order some breakfast.

>>3828564
Delete this immediately! I give no consent to show my footage

>>3828555
>Early

>>3828555
>>Sleep in

>>3828555
Early
Call russian friend

>>3828555
>you crash on a new cot in the bathroom.
Nobody is going to respect the dude sleeping in his bathroom on a cot while a girl stole his room.

>>3828555
>Early
Memories of the sloppy make-outs in the dream leading to morning wood. Wait what would morning wood be called in a dystopian future? Does wood even exist now?

>>3828555
>Early
Do some morning exercises

>>3828589
beam pistol?

>>3828555

>Early

>>3828555
>Early
Which has nothing to do whatsoever with "handling" our morning "stiffness" or avoiding molestation from the psycho sister.
Certainly not.

>>3828589
"booting up with a hard drive"?

>>3828585
Then what do you propose? Rent an apartment room next door for them? Should we move some place else to some place bigger? Bunkbed?

>>3828555
Get robot back. It's sort of our fault its retarded. Gotta fix it.

>>3828555
All that and just +1 affection? Dang.

>>3828555
>Early

Activate the room surveillance to hear what they talk about the date
Its important to know where to improve

>>3828621
Ooh I like this one
>>3828623
No to the robot, qm already has plans

>>3828623
>>3827994
>>3828558
There is a phrase parents use on children such as you:

>>3827971
>Get Cat Back
>Don't be silly.
"Asked and answered."

>but...
"Asked and answered."

>What if...
"Asked and answered."

Let it go and enjoy the quest.

>>3828648
I'm glad the Catbot is gone. Keeps out the loser players who obsess over woobies.

>>3828664
Woobies? I'm new. I just wanted to mod the shit out of it. Free robot's a free robot.

>>3828668
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie
As for the robot, we're not gonna get any blood from that stone. We have plenty of human characters to interact with without minmaxing a mechanical slave.

>>3828555
>Early
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
It is time for gains when the 6am test spike is at its peak!

>>3828668
And a free party member.

>>3828524
Did you remember because “cheek and break” option sounded like “cheeki breeki”?

>>3828648
What kind of parents did you have

>>3828648
Same question as >>3828900

>>3828900
>>3828962
Pretty chill and laid back ones, actually.

I only learned about the phrase recently.

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>Early

You wake up early. Too early. I quick look at your HDD shows the time to be 3 AM.

You just got back from a date with your big titty GF where you violated each other's mouths in ways that escape description. You should be walking on god-damned sunshine but for some reason you're feeling super low.

A lot has happened in the past few days. You've made friends, lost some and trashed others. Your apartment basically reeks of pussy, and although you can't sleep you just feel tired. Your years of being a hentai addicted recluse hasn't prepared you to deal with this sort of social burden.

But there's no backing out now. Claressa has assured you that she has your tracks covered, but even then ALLCO. is gonna be hot on your tail any day now. You're in this thing until you rescue all of the sisters and topple the corporate government, probably.

Still- You need to do something for YOU. Gotta lift those spirits if you're going to survive in the cyberpunk future, eh?

What do?

>Workout til you pass out
>Chillax to Hentai
>'Punish' Yoko
>Order a tub of ice cream
>Write in

>>3829979
>>Chillax to Hentai

>>3829979

>Workout til you pass out
>have sligth guilt about scraping the chuni...then drown the guilt with hentai

>>3829979

>Workout til you pass out

>>3829979
Look at those abs! We need to make them good


>Workout til you pass out