Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=One%20Piece%20Bounty%20Photographer%20QuestMC Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who generously took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.In last thread’s episode of FLASHY: THE DUMBASS YEARS, the handsome and mysterious Karasu cawntinued on his cawest to become the King of Crows, gaining Wado from the trash-humans, pissing off his beloved Cawptain, and devouring some sugar that allowed him to becawm a temporary GOD OF TRAINING. He also learned some weird human kick-y skill, called Rancawyaku, although he isn’t that good at it (although still better than any weakling human cawld be, naturally). He also had a stunning revelation regarding Armament and flying splashes, which means he now understands that blatantly obvious fact that they’re the same thing, caw. So smart! But where could that devilish rogue, the also-mysterious but not as handsome Flashman be...?
>you’re a poet, and you weren’t aware of it, CA-CAWYou gaze upon your precious shiny-boi, his proud blade and elaborate hilt and guard a testament to quality blacksmithing.“The Ray piercesthe hearts of menlike the sun.”....... You’re a genius. A poetic genius, caw. You should write a book. Of poetry.About SHINY THINGS.Caw.... Or - maybe not. Instead, you canwsider your freshly-cleaned rapier with due reverance, Ray-san’s glorious shininess a sight to behold.>Roll 1d100, best of 3Apologies for lack of thread yesterday, got stuck on a train for six hours due to three separate people deciding to commit suicide, and can’t start new threads from phone. Wonderful day off!
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>3886441hoo boy
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3886441
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3886441
>>3886445>>3886458hmmm needs more sugar>87, Ray-san has shit taste in poetry(Ray-san awakening +1! I’m so ashamed.)You feel a warm cawntentment in your magnificent avian soul, as if Ray-san himself approves of your blessed words. Which he does, naturally, caw, as your haiku is beautiful. Like everything else you do.Why are you so amazing?Deciding it must be the blessings of your cawvid ancestors as they smile upon you (hard to do with a beak, but crows are cawpable of anything) you cawfully resheathe your blade.With Wado retrieved, and your Cawptain’s cawffin sorted, there really isn’t anything to do at Ennies Lobby. Not unless you count repeatedly kicking Smilopath in his undoubtedly small penis, caw, and while that would be satisfying, it’s probably also suicidal. You’ll hold off for now.Aqua Laguna should hit Water 7 tomorrow evening or so, but as long as you take the morning train back there, caw, you’re sure you cawn all hole yourselves up and ride it out in a hotel there.That still leaves you this evening for whatever you want to do, though...>How to spend this evening? Several hours so you can do multiple things if you want.
Rolled 90, 55 = 145 (2d100)Rolling for Stuff.
>>3886468Can we do Ray-san training here without injuring ourselves?If so then Swordsmanship with Ray-san please. BTW is his awakening +4 or +4.5?
>>3886473I have no idea re. Awakening, I leave that to Bob. I believe there’s should be a thingy on the pastebin saying which comment the skills were last updated on.You can do Ray-san training as it’s one-handed, can’t do dual-wielding due to arm still being injured.>>3886469Hat has rolled spectacularly for training while on EL, good job Hat.
>Locate kitchens and acquire shugar and food coloring to crystalize in to rock candy. (Lets use that +12 chemistry skill)https://youtu.be/HvKJz4M585c
>>3886504>>3886506Damn it I thought one got eaten do to my internet lag...
>>3886504>>3886506>takes at least 2-3 days to growAt that point just make some normal candies, its all the same ingredients anyway.>boil the syrup>occasionally dump a little bit into a bowl of cold water to check the way it hardens, the longer it boils the less water there is and the harder the candy ends up>when the desirable hardness is met, pour into form and let cool down>enjoyThe only difficulty is that as far as I understand there is a pretty slim margin of error in the upper edge between medium-hard, hard and burned sticky mess, you have to keep an eye on it at all times and know what you are doing.Using a thermometer and temperature guide for various types of candies instead of cold water test brings the process down to science and numbers.
>>3886529Your right my bad.>Boil syrup and make candies.
>>3886529Also, I would wait with culinary extravaganza for when we are back at W7.>>3886468>Library, look up maybe some other stuff like the thing from the note you've found. There has to be more to this.>Generally wander around (random encounter)In no way that could go wrong, right?
>>3886468>Look for more books in the library
Rolled 30 (1d100)Looks like library wins.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 forlibrary search-10 malus, and you only get ONE search for the library.Ignore my roll.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3886559
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3886559Lets go
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3886559
>>3886561>88 totalNoiceHeading to work though, so please vote on finding:>Weapon improvement book (+5 skill to selected weapon, choose which)>Unarmed combat improvement book (+8 unarmed skill}>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)>~ mystery box book uwu ~ (a regrettable option)
>>3886583Mystery box all the way.
>>3886583>Mystery box
>>3886583>mystery box book uwu ~THE BOX THE BOXWhy did you type the other options?
>>3886583>Mystery Box
>>3886583MYSTERY
I’m gonna be totally honest with you guys before I head out, you WILL regret it if you pick the mystery box, it is incredibly dumb. Be warned.Updates tonight, don’t know when I’m finishing.
>>3886583>Mystery Box its BL novel that has exelent instructions for CP9 lvl fitnes building... Just have to manualy divorce it from unspeakable stuff.
>>3886595>you get double the future gains to General Fitnessbut>you gain appreciation to the subtle themes of MxM romanceA fine trade-off.At least we would have something to talk about with that spy-paranoid guy on Onichans subpirate.>>3886583>giving a mystery option and expecting people to not take itIt was a doomed endeavor before it even begum.Just give us the box, spider, and nobody gets hurt.
>>3886593You make that sound as if there are any actions I have taken in my entire life that I do not regret. It's just another step in my miserable metamorphosis. >>3886583>>~ mystery box book uwu ~ (a regrettable option)
>>3886583>~ mystery box book uwu ~ (a regrettable option)Weapons kill and unarmed we can pretty much work on in our own time anywhere.
>>3886583>>~ mystery box book uwu ~
>>3886593>you WILL regret it if you pick the mystery boxThat sounds like a challenge.>>3886583Mystery box
>>3886593I know you're a spider and all, but you should know better than to tempt the 4chan hivemind that is Flashy's (currently corvid) subconscious with a Mystery Box. Did you really expect anything else to win?
>>3886583>Weapon improvement book (+5 skill to Weapon)Fans
>>3886583>>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)A book on self restraint.
>>3886593BP plz, you know if you offer a mystery box people are going to pick it no matter what you say. That said, >>3886583>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)Gibs me dat Soru
>>3886583>>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)Soru or geppo.
>people actually opposing mystery boxSpoilsports.Fine,>>3886583 put me for >New skill bookas well instead of mystery box, dammit.
>>3886788>or soru/geppo Not as good as self control, but still useful.
>>3886583>>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)Give us that Soru. It works so well with our fruit. Imagine everytime we use it we disappear with a crack of thunder
>Weapon improvement (fans)
>>3886583>>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)The mystery box is definitely going to be gay porn.
Hi boss just updated the paste, also it appears sandra has written some Smut involving that new Cabin boy Karasu and our most recent shichibukai. it has unfortunately been send off and is having a print release...
>>3886593Always Mystery Box, all the time.
>>3886595I'm pretty sure that as long as no explicit sex was involved, oblivious shonen hero Flashy would think it was a nice, happy book about two bros doing bro things. Affectionately.>>3886761I thought people might exercise basic logic but that was clearly stupid of me.>>3886923I gotta be honest, mystery box was gonna be a d2 roll between finding a major clue towards the location of either the Crow Crow Fruit or a strange island of forbids, just to fuck with you. I suspect Soru has won, but I'll close vote here and tally soon.>>3886942Mysterious Cawbin-Bird Karasu: [cries in crow)
>>3886956>strange island of forbidsI’m going to assume you meant corvids and auto-correct screwed you over?
>>3886956Corvids, not forbids. Goddamn autocorrupt.Also, I think mystery box is at 8 votes... soru at 6... fans have a couple of votes as well. So - it looks like mystery box still actually wins. Stupid crows pecking at the shiny option.Do you guys want to pick one of>Clue to Crow Fruit>Clue to weird corvid islandOr shall I roll a d2?>>3886970Yes, although Flashy should be forbidden from doing a lot of things, so an island of forbids would be pretty good for him.
>>3886972>>Clue to weird corvid islandMostly because this will help solidify the character saying he's from X island is better than a mysterious corvid island for anyone looking into him.
>>3886972>Clue to weird corvid islandMaybe we can learn some sort of weird bird techniques over there, at the very least. Dammit guys, we could’ve picked up Soru.
>>3886972>Clue to weird corvid islandI see no way for this to go horribly wrong
>>3886972>>Clue to Crow Fruit>>Clue to weird corvid islandBoth are good, so Im ok with either one.Crow Fruit info gives us a plausible explanation as to why Karasu isn't traveling with Mibird anymore. Also, if we actually manage to find it it opens up an old option.Weird corvid island sounds like an interesting place to visit and more background info to Karasu crowsona.
>>3886972>Clue to weird corvid island
>>3886972>>Clue to weird corvid island
>go to crow island as karasu>enter annual poetry contest>3 100 in row>become crow King\God>destroy word government with superior crow race as God emperor of crowkind>???>profit
>>3886976Ancient bird technique Cawru!>ca-caw muthasquawkersThe rest of the day goes with a surprising amount of ease, caw, and no reappearance from Smilopath. Everyone seems happy to go back to Water 7 as you suggest (except for your Cawptain, who never seems to be happy except when he's being sadistic - but he DOES want his new boat, so he cawsually agrees as well).Deciding to rest your body a little, cawnsidering your arm and still somewhat aching feet, the evening is spent in the library, caw, making a cawful perusal of all these books you may never see again. Books on law and protocol, ships and seamanship, navigation and weather, new and old maps-You pause at the sight of one map, caw, perhaps a century out of date, of Paradise. You've had to stuff enough maps into your head at the Acawdemy to know that you don't recognize several islands on it - ones that have been 'forcawtten' by the Government for whatever reason.It's the one with a badly-scrawled black bird taking wing over it, caw, with a bold 'hear be crowes' (great spelling, dumbass humans) that attracts your attention, though.Holy cawrap.This cawn't be an actual island of crows, though. That's just stupid, caw. And besides, why would the World Government want to hide an island of birds? (Except so the humans didn't realize how inferior they are, obviously, caw.)... Okay. Kind of weird. But it's not like you have a Pose to that island, so no big deal, caw. It probably got sunk by volcawnic eruption or something.You shrug, shoving the musty old book back into its slot, caw, and putting the later from your mind. You're sure this will never cawme up again.Never.NEVER.N E V E R.And then, as you leave the library, considering an early night, you're accawsted by a pair of wack-jobs.They emerge from the shadows ahead of you (having apparently turned off some of the lights, a serious trip hazard and health and safety breach, caw) meeting in the middle to...Pose dramatically."To protect the world from revolution!"Okay."To ascend the peak of evolution!" The female idiot-human points at the ceiling, caw, which is apparently where the peak is. It seems to be a very low peak.You just want to get past, caw."To inflict our skills on the scum of the earth!" The male idiot-human changes position, to a yet more ridiculous posture, caw."To destroy the trash that have no wo-!""Get out of my way before I stab you, caw," you politely request, in the style of your beloved Cawptain.They have the nerve to pause, looking at each other in offended silence, an odd, silent cawnversation ensuing, before the female human steps forth, glare fixed once more upon you. "Karasu. We challenge you to a duel!">No.>Why?>I don't speak human.>Other?
>>3887014>>No.Oh seasus why.
>>3887014>No>Convince a cat mink to join your group and I may accept your challenge.
>>3887014>Why?
>>3887014>No.
>>3887020Because I enjoy your suffering.
>>3887014>>No.Hah, morons.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3887014>>No.
>>3887014>>Why?Man I wish we could use our devil fruit right now. It would be perfect.
>>3887014>No.check out these losers
>>3887014>No
>the evils of team rufuYou answer with the accawmulated wisdom of your cawvid ancestors. "No."Their eyes narrow as one - the woman's hands dipping slightly towards the daggers at her waist; the young man's towards his twin pistols."Unacceptable," the male snaps. "You half-blind our little brother, and think we'll let that go?!"... Oh. Ohhhhh. Yeah. You sort of... did that. Caw.>In my defence, he seemed fine with it, caw.>What else should I do to such a pathetic human? Kukukukukuku~!>I have no idea what you're talking about, strange humans. Caw.>Other?
>>3887062>In my defence, he seemed fine with it, caw.
>>3887062>"You half-blind our little brother, and think we'll let that go?!"...I have to.>>Other?"Cawrasu. That's right!"I feel unclean.
>>3887062>"Are you saying your little brother is incapable of settling scores himself? Does he know you're making him seem weak?"
>>3887066Get thee behind me, Satan!... Besides, the Meowth is Kirizuma, believe it.
>>3887062>"Cawrasu. That's right!"
>>3887062>>In my defence, he seemed fine with it, caw.
Heading to bed, update tomorrow. Thanks for playing!
>>3887062>What else should I do to such a pathetic human? Kukukukukuku~!
>>3887062>>In my defense, he seemed fine with it, caw."Hard to see what I'm aiming at when you're entire tactic is running around like a coward in smoke bombs. Shouldn't have expected anymore from someone who sends their older siblings to win their fights for them though."
>>3887062>Other?>Does your brother know you’re trying to avenge him?They might just be meddling, in which case they should stop.
>>3887071Didn’t notice this was already here. Changing to>support
>>3887154>>3887071both of these please
>>3887154supporting
>>3887071Now, this is an important cawestion.Support.
>>3887062>>3887071Support
>first write-up juuuust beat out the second, but in my defence also got votes without write-in, so I put that in tooYou shrug, bobbing your shoulders and glossy, sexy plumage like the magnificent hunk of bird-meat you are. "In my defence, he seemed fine with it, caw.Are you saying your little brother is incawpable of settling scores himself? Does he know you're making him seem weak?"The air sparks. In a non-lightning Logia kind of way, caw, as the pair's postures change to something even more aggressive, glares darkening. "Kiri isn't allowed to challenge you again, even if he wanted to," the woman seethes, caw, her weight distribution perfectly balanced for a lunge or dodge. "Just because he's been trained to ambush attacks rather than straight fights doesn't mean he's incapable! For us - the Rufu siblings trained in direct combat - we will avenge our brother's eye!"And then they strike another pose, caw, because apparently that's what you do on Weirdo Lobby.>Sounds more like you should have taught your brother to ambush me rather than challenge me to a duel, caw.>Very well! We shall duel tomorrow afternoon! (At which time you'll already have left Ennies Lobby)>... So what you're saying is, caw, he doesn't know you're here and he wouldn't cawpprove.>Other?
>>3887526>I wonder what your boss would say about this. He seems like he's mad enough as it is.
>>3887526>>... So what you're saying is, caw, he doesn't know you're here and he wouldn't cawpprove.
>>3887526>... So what you're saying is, caw, he doesn't know you're here and he wouldn't cawpprove.
>>3887526>Very well! We shall duel tomorrow afternoon! (At which time you'll already have left Ennies Lobby)
>i really want to make arthur their pikachu somehow, now. thanks anonYou squint at them. "... So what you're saying is, caw, he doesn't know you're here and he wouldn't cawpprove."The pair shuffle, perhaps a liiiittle uncawmfortably, before the male human puts his hand up. "If we kill you, he doesn't have to know!""Yosemune!" His sister seems shocked. "That's dishonorable! We're only going to gouge his eye out, for justice."... This is not a justice you are familiar with. Caw.>LUNGE THROUGH THEM AT SPEED, and escawpe!>Surprise Rancawyaku!>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.>"... HELP, HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED, CAW. THEY WANT MY BEAUTIFUL BIRD EYES.">Other?
>>3887608>>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.
>>3887608>"... HELP, HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED, CAW. THEY WANT MY BEAUTIFUL BIRD EYES."
>>3887608>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.>"... HELP, HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED, CAW. THEY WANT MY BEAUTIFUL BIRD EYES."Both of them combined, if possible
>>3887608>>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.screaming is more Flash thing that Karasu
>>3887608>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.
>>3887608>"CAW, you're now in range of my chlorination. Some ninja never learn."
>>3887608>>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.It's funny that the dishonorable sneak attacker has more honor than these two. Attacking 2 on 1? At least lil Naru kid only relied on his personal trickery.
>>3887608>i really want to make arthur their pikachu somehow, now. thanks anonThey somehow learn that Arthur has the Goro Goro no Mi. Rather than tell everybody, they decide to kill him and take it for themselves. So they follow him all around the Grand Line, pulling various stupid schemes to try and get Flashy to drop his guard long enough for them to kill him.
>>3887806If smilopath's name is Giovanni, I will roll up the biggest newspaper I can find and whack you with it BP.
>>3887806HMMMMMMM>>3887837HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Why did I spell 'don't' as 'for'? Probably autocorrupt. I blame you, autocorrectachu!Mm. Yeah, no, caw. While the idiots are distracted with bickering over their moral cawnundrum, you turn and head back to the library. There's other pitiful humans in there, and these morons cawlearly don't want witnesses, if they're waiting until you're alone to attack.You saunter birdily through the doors, hearing their cawries indignation behind you as they realize you're gone, and>politely inform the library staff that you need a message sent to your cawmpanions that you're under attempted assault by a pair of lunatics.>demand several of the library's agent/marine patrons act as your escawrt to safety.>jump out of a freakin' window, cawmbatting that wicked foe, gravity.>Other?
>>3887882>>jump out of a freakin' window, cawmbatting that wicked foe, gravity.To survive a fall from great distance just PARRY THE GROUND
>>3887882>>politely inform the library staff that you need a message sent to your cawmpanions that you're under attempted assault by a pair of lunatics.
>>3887882>>jump out of a freakin' window, cawmbatting that wicked foe, gravity.
>>3887891+1 for parry the ground.
>>3887882>>3887891Supporting to parry the ground and not land face-first like a filthy cawsual.
>Roll 1d100, best of 3, to parry the ground, FIGHT ON~
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3887904
Rolled 17 (1d100)
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>3887904
>>3887910Holy hecc
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>3887906top kekACCURSED HUMAN LACK OF WINGS>Roll 1d100, (my roll) of 3 for severity of injury1 best of2 middle3 worst
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3887916
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3887916I would reccomend some use a crit for this.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3887916I forgot to parry earlier. And now it is too late.
>>3887925I'm sure BP appreciates us wasting crits. Too bad this doesn't count as combat. Unless..
>>3887925Worst of three is good in this situation, right? A 3 isn't that bad.
Oof, is it too late to see if I can use my stored crit to reroll what happened?
>>3887934If that was the case the "worst" roll would be the highest. Not the lowest. It depends on how lawyer-y the rules are gonna get. Let's just assume a 3 is really really not good.
>>3887934Yes, a severity of 3 means you only get a few bruises.Boooooooooo.
>>3887934I stand corrected. I will now eat my shoe in penitence.
>>3887948>>3887952Would you mind doing a quick recap of how this best of/worst of works?
>>3887957I guess worst of just means lowest of. I may have gotten caught up on worst.
>parry the ground with your FACEGiving a nod of acawknowledgement to the librarian you pass, you continue past the front desk, the first few rows of books, a reading table, caw, two more rows of books, and then throw yourself out of a window.As one does.Alas! Despite your avian soul, your body but that of a mere human, caw - and gravity (obviously evil, it rhymes with depravity, caw) mocks your weak body, dense bones, and cawful lack of wings.Your plumage sweeps up behind and above you, caw, as you plunge gloriously down to OW FUCKIn an attempt to land dramaticawlly on one bent knee, caw, you may possibly have stumbled and ending up slamming both knees into the hard pavement OW YOUR LEGS DAMMIT this is fine ahahahaha all good here (ow).You keep your face straight as you rise, cawsually dusting off your legs and pretending not to notice the indentations and cawracks on the pavement. This is exactly as you planned. Yes. You meant to do that, caw.Time for an early night, you suspect, if you're catching that train tomorrow...>Any last minute action/talk tomorrow morning before the train leaves?Congrats on avoiding a fight with Team Rufu! Despite being dumbasses, they would in fact have very likely kicked your arse. Hard.>>3887957I roll a (usually) 1d3. The highest roll is considered the best one, middle is... middle, and the lowest score is called worst. In this case it was for 'how bad is the injury' and as the 'worst' (aka lowest) roll was 3, the injury severity was only a 3.The only issue would be if a nat1 or nat100 was rolled, as crits still override, in which case a nat1 is still a crit failure and nat100 a crit success.
>>3887969>Escape from Weirdo LobbyThis place is for the birds.
>>3887969>No, leave the island like the noble Crow you are
>>3887969>OW FUCK>not CAW FUCKCome on, dude.
>>3888032>Come on>not Cawm onPathetic.
>Bizarre amalgamation of Arthur/Arturia and Gilgamesh vs totally-not-Team-RocketDidn't know this was something I needed. Now we just need to somehow shoehorn surfing in on a robotic totally-not-Dracula from the moon.
>>3888103Enel becawme a cyborg
>>3887969>No. Just leave
Updates lateish tonight because Friday, apologies.
>>3888730I lied, updates tomorrow because I feel like crap, sorry. Going to sleep.
“Sad noises”
>>3889132Good night QM!
Feel better sood qm~
So anyway, if you have a caffeine addiction and then go a day without caffeine, you will basically wish for death. Lesson learned! On the bright side, I had more than 5 hours of sleep last night and feel fantastic. Wow. Thanks for waiting!>>3888103Lemme add that to my notes...>a'ight, imma head on out, cawEnnies Lobby. Or as you now know it: Weirdo Island, caw.Seriously, what a bunch of nutjobs! Even more than most pitiful humans! The library was good, caw, getting Wado was even better, and the food was... not cawful, but apart from that?Yes, you're glad to see the back of the place.Your group of perfectly rational, normal cawmpanions and Cawptain seat themselves in the sea train, once more heading to Cawter 7. You should make it at least a couple of hours before the Acaw Laguna hits, which should be enough time to find a hotel to ride it out in.For now, you>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.>go to the bathroom and divest yourself of your fursona. Feather-sona? If you ever becawm an expert in such terminology, you may have to cawmit suicide.>Other?
>>3889959>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.
>>3889959>>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.
>>3889959Caffeine withdrawal headaches are the fucking worst. I was trying to GM through one the other week before I realised what it was. Never again.>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.Don't want any inconsistencies in our story.
>>3889959 >spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.
>cawntinue as CROW, CA-CAWKeeping your identity the same for now, you stay cawlad in your magnificent plumage for the duration of the journey, as you admire the travesties of the weather outside.Yes, you've grown up in the Grand Line, caw, and sailed in it long enough to be used to the sudden turn from sunny to stormy to a spontaneous tornado in the space of five minutes - but the screaming wings and roaring waves outside are cawlearly the start of something bigger than you've seen before. The way the train cawrriahes rattle and rock is somewhat... ominous.Regardless, you make it to Cawter 7 without dying horribly, even if Sunglasses keeps muttering darkly about how you should have stopped at a different island and skipped out on the whole storm, caw. Tough luck! Your ancestors would be ashamed if you ran from one measly little raincloud!Now to not drown tonight.Your group heads as one out of the station, your Cawptain in the lead towards whatever hotel he knows, Klaus snagging today's cawpy of the World Economic Times that someone's abandoned on a seat.The city seems... almost deserted. Boarded up, shutters down and sandbags shoved across every book and cawranny. It's cawld, the air chill and heavy, and something in your body seems to almost vibrate with -Oh, right. That's probably your Devil Fruit. Never mind. Not that you have a Fruit, of cawrse. ... Caw."Wouldn't'a expected that," Klaus muses, and you glance back at the swordhobo you barely know, caw. He's flicking through the paper as you walk. "Looks like it was the Revolutionaries that tried to assassinate the local Mayor. Guess they didn't want him building Marine ships, huh?">Sounds stupid. They cawn't kill an industry by killing one man, caw. (Honestly, you think less of them for such a dumbass tactic.)>Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns. (This is way beyond your experience or knowledge.)>... He probably deserved it. (The Revolutionaries seem to be right about a lot of other stuff...)>Other?
>Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns. (This is way beyond your experience or knowledge.) We have no idea what is going on so no judgment for now
>>3890931>>Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns. (This is way beyond your experience or knowledge.)Jumping to conclusions is bad.
>>3890931>Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns. (This is way beyond your experience or knowledge.)
>>3890931>>Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns. (This is way beyond your experience or knowledge.)
>>3890931>>Sounds stupid. They cawn't kill an industry by killing one man, caw. (Honestly, you think less of them for such a dumbass tactic.)Can't kill an industry, but you might make a martyr.
>>3890947>Jumping to conclusions is IC because Flashy is a dumbass.Fixed it, you're welcome>u r so wise mister karasu"Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns," you regally inform the swordhobo, caw, to which he responds by rolling the paper up and whacawing you around the head with it.A violent assault, to be sure, caw.You don't have enough knowledge to guess at WHY the Revolutionaries would be in town and trying to all killy on the Mayor, caw, so you'll withhold any judgement for now. You've been... better inclined tocawrds them lately, with certain slavery revelations, but that doesn't mean they're angels, or even that they're all marching in step, caw. Every large group has its over-eager recruits or internal bicawering, after all.... You have way too much to think about, lately.>Roll 1d100, best of 390+ means an encounter, otherwise you make it to the hotel without a problem.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3891000
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3891000I hope it's a fun encounter!
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3891000
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3891000Nice trips.
>>3891011Damn
Rolled 64, 48, 43, 65, 74, 79, 47, 41, 10, 24, 29 = 524 (11d100)>>3891011HA HA, MISSED OUTI mean... gosh darn, no potential Usopp or Zolo meeting... so sad.Anyway, ignore these rolls. They mean nothing. NOTHING.
>uneventful journey, and boring rolls. booooooDespite the terrible wind rattling around the streets, caw, it's a brisk but peaceful walk to the hotel, which - like everywhere else - has shutters pulled down and all but one door boarded shut. A single, shivering member of staff motions your group inside, quickly slamming the door shut behind you once you're in."My usual room," yout beloved Cawptain says to the petrified receptionist.She stares up at him, wide-eyed, in pathetic human terror, caw. "Um, we, sort of, don't have any vacanc-""My usual room," says your beloved Cawptain, this time Looking at her."YES, SIR!"... Okay, so that's your Cawptain settled.>So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?>I'm sure the rest of us cawn made do with an office or something for the night, caw...>(look like a sad and pathetic fledgling) ... Caw...?>Other?Oh, and Sabo's f'ed up the entirety of the Ennies Lobby arc, just so you know.
>>3891056>>So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?I can't wait for the Aokiji vs Sabo fight and for Water 7 to get Buster Called.
>>3891056>>So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?
>>3891056>I'm sure the rest of us cawn made do with an office or something for the night, caw...->Oh, and Sabo's f'ed up the entirety of the Ennies Lobby arc, just so you know....Sabo, what did you do.
>>3891111Quads confirm. The fruitless Sabo versus the lazy admiral. >>3891056>>So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?I'm prepared for him to tell us to fuck off.
>>3891056>>I'm sure the rest of us cawn made do with an office or something for the night, caw...
>But what about you, caw? And Mr Speedy? And Rodent?.......... And the pathetic humans, you guess. Whatever."So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?" You gaze upon your Cawptain with your most innocent, devoted look, tragically nearly hidden by your mask, caw.He looks at you, dully."... Is that a no, caw?"He keeps looking."That's a no.""The rat can stay with me," he drawls, and Klaus promptly cawlutches at one of his pockets, eyes narrowing. "No? Very well, then. Have a night.""You mean a good night?" Hat sounds hopeful, caw."No," is your Cawptain's parting word as he strides off down a hallway towards a no-doubt plush set of rooms.You and the Marines turn somewhat cawkward gazes upon each other, while Firefist leans over the reception desk and smiles pleasantly at the staff-member. "Heeeey...""No vacancies, sir," she snaps, caw, apparently less intimidated by the smiley young guy (with visible abs) than the scary sword-guy (with hidden abs).>... Can we sleep in one of your offices, caw?>The time has cawme... for mutiny against my Cawptain!>Any suggestions, worthless humans?>Guess we'll have to go outside, caw. And die.>(Go after your Cawptain and attempt to cawnvince him)
>>3891217>OtherIs also an option, I just accidentally left it off. Go me!
>>3891217>>Any suggestions, worthless humans?
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3891217>repeat "Heeeey" with our best impression of Mihawk's death glare and threatening tone.
>>3891274 supporting
>>3891217If we change then we could visit orphanage
>>3891217If we change then we could visit orphanage. Maybe they would have spare space
>>3891274Too bad that roll was wasted. I'm only a little frustrated.
>>3891293That's on a different island, and the sea train won't be heading out again until he Aqua Laguna is over (except for official transport, which you're not aware of and aren't high-enough rank to pull a place on).
>>3891217>Any suggestions, worthless humans?
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3891274Supporting Don’t mind the roll, just checking if i can do it correctly
>I'm taking this roll because I like itYou bird-saunter over next to the despondent Firefist, caw, and turn your own uniquely avian charm on the receptionist.By which you mean you loom over her, glare as cold and dark as Smilopath's shrivelled heart, caw. "Heeeeeey," you say.She squeaks.Fireplace looks reluctantly impressed.But hey, at least you get... one room out of it.(Somewhat Intimidating Glare slightly refined, caw!)>Roll 1d3 to see whose room you're supposed to be taking. First number to be rolled twice wins.1 Luffy Sabo Sogeking2 Vivi Robin Carue3 Zoro Sanji Kohza Chopper
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>3892281
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>3892281
>3 oh noooooooAll right, here it is - are you going to meet a pissed off Zolo et al as Karasu, or make excuses to leave and use a bathroom to change into Flashy before you get back?As a reminder, you're still carrying Wado.>Stay as Karasu>Yo I gotta go but my handsome Marine buddy will stay instead ahahahahaha
>>3892290>>38922943 Zoro Sanji Kohza ChopperOh dear
>>3892296Aaaaactually that works out pretty well. Stick with Karasu for a little longer, I suppose. Potential dramatic reveals aside, Zoro will be able to recognise us if we end up fighting anyway.I'm sure this will all be fine.
>>3892296>>Stay as KarasuCaw caw, motherfucker.
>>3892296We should meet him as Flashy. Otherwise he'll think we just dumped Wado onto some random weirdo.
>>3892299>be Zoro>some random fuckwad shows up dressed like a moron with Wado>which Flashman is supposed to have>oh no>killtime is go>hol up this style seems familiar>god dammit flashman stop wearing stupid shit every time we meetAt this point Zoro is going to suspect everyone he meets is Flashy.
>>3892296>>3892302>>3892299Actually this anon is right. He's probably going to try and fight us for Wado anyway so we should stay as Karasu.
>>3892312Who's Zoro?>CA-CAW, I'M KARASU!The receptionist slinks off to inform the room's cawrrent residents that they're about to be thrown out onto the streets to die, much like your Cawptain's room's occupants (or they'll be put in a shelter, whichever). Sucks to be them, caw.Hat and Sunglasses, meanwhile, sidle up to you, looking impressed. "Impressive technique, aniki!""Crow-aniki that we've barely met," Hat cawrrects."Right, right, that's what I meant.""Can you... teach us that glare?" Hat gazes at you with all the reverence of a puppy faced with an offered ball, caw.You cawross your arms, making sure your back is straight and plumage beautiful. Just cawidding, your plumage is always perfect. "Such tecawniques are the domain of the Crow Empire, and cawn't be taught to mere humans!"The pair of lackeys slump, disappointed, caw, while Firefist raises an eyebrow from where he's busy polishing off the front desk's fruit bowl. "Didn't you learn that from Mihawk?"........"No.""I'm preeetty sure they WATCHED you learn it from Mihawk."Fortunately, the stomping of multiple people approaching provides a cawnvenient distraction."Ah!" You spin to face the cawrridor. "A cawnvenient distraction!"And then you promptly have a heart attack as a bunch of pissed-off Strawhats appear, caw.Not Strawbrat himself, but Zolo, Sanji, Sandyboi and aaaaaaaaahhhh Doctor Cuuuuuuttttiieeeeeee no wait can't hugR- right.Their gazes flick over you, caw (pissed off, confused, unimpressed), your lackeys - their eyes widen a fraction, probably due to the sight of Marines - and then (missing Klaus, probably due to his lounging over on a nearby cawouch), stop on Firefist."Hey, guys," he chirps, caw, waving at the group as he picks another handful of grapes.It's unfortunate that they start relaxing at the sight of him, caw, becawse that's when Zolo's eyes scan back across to Ray-san and Wado, and he promptly goes bright red."THAT-!">Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.>Hello, pathetic humans and adorable deer mink. Thank you for vacawting our room so cawickly. Hopefully you didn't fill it with human-stink.>(Cawsually step behind your meatshi- Firefist)>Other?
>>3892332>>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.Let's see if we can make his head explode.
>>3892332>>Hello, pathetic humans and adorable deer mink. Thank you for vacawting our room so cawickly. Hopefully you didn't fill it with human-stink.This is beautiful.
>>3892332>Who's Zoro?You know, short fuzzy guy, front half of him is metal, kicks a lot? That guy. At least that's what I heard.>Hello, pathetic humans and adorable deer mink. Thank you for vacawting our room so cawickly. Hopefully you didn't fill it with human-stink.
>>3892332>>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.we must
>>3892332I'm all for saying we got it from some Cihper Pol agent as well to make Zoro hate them even more.
>>3892332>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.He should recognize our rapier, thats how rivals work, right?Now the question is whether or not he connects the dots correctly or think that crowman killed his favorite Marine and took his stuff.
>>3892334>>3892342I know Zolo's reaction would be funny, but please think about poor Wado's feelings.
>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.
>>3892354Wado is a katana.Wado is also not Ka-tan.Ergo, Wado is terrible, and deserving of whatever we happen to say about it. I feel bad just carrying it. We'll have to get the really good sword oil out for our babies later as an apology for this gross transgression.I mean, uh, Flashman will. Not us. That would be silly. Caw.
>>3892332>>Hello, pathetic humans and adorable deer mink. Thank you for vacawting our room so cawickly. Hopefully you didn't fill it with human-stink.Upon noticing where Zolo's eyes are going:>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.
>>3892353I've gone back and checked through Skypiea threads (via the awesome power of the Find button), but I'm fairly sure you didn't have Ray-san out on that ocassion. If Zoro HAS seen you with Ray-san at any point, please correct me!
>>3892367Desert island, we fought with him I think.
>>3892332>Hello, pathetic humans and adorable deer mink. Thank you for vacawting our room so cawickly. Hopefully you didn't fill it with human-stink.
>>3892358Insulting someone else's weapon child just feels wrong.
>>3892370y so u did>mfw i realise i forgot you got ray-san BEFORE alabastaLooks like Zolo's gonna get ULTRA-pissed!>>3892375And your own rival's weapon baby! Wado's like... your niece or something. So rude. Although actually, if Zolo is sworddad2, then Wado is your little sister.
>>3892378>Although actually, if Zolo is sworddad2, then Wado is your little sister.Oh, so this is just some classic sibling banter then.
>>3892382Wadimouto is too precious for big meany Karasu.>hello zolo... Oooooh. Yes. You're still, ah, in possession of Wado, caw.Um.Screw it."Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw," you inform the strange green-headed human, with an air of pride, caw. "Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.">Roll 1d100, best of 3(My rolls, so I don't forget - z+100, a+85, k+75)
Also it's 16-16 for Wales v South Africa, so I'm a little distracted.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3892395
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3892395
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>3892395
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3892395This can only end in sadness.
Rolled 46, 82, 61 = 189 (3d100)89 + 40 = 129, huh? Not bad! My rolls now...
>everyone say 'thank you abs'You're fast. Mold-head is fast too, by the way he blurs towards you, caw, teeth bared in a rictus snarl, blade screeching through the air, the very air around him seeming pitch-black -And then, just as you're flinching back a little too slowly, caw, Firefist moves smoothly to place one hand on your shoulder, yanking you out the way, and the other to throw an apple at Mold-head's head-mold.It makes a satisfying BONK."No," Firefist chides, caw, voice half-muffled by the pear he's just taken a bite out of, wagging his finger at the suddenly-stopped, confused Mold-head. "We don't attack weird bird-people! That's racist."Hat and Sunglasses take one look at each other, and start edging away, caw. The Strawhats seem just as thrilled, although a little more tense."Hey! Moss-head, that's your sword on that guy, right?" Sanj- Swirly steps forwards, hands in pockets. Cawnsidering his kicks, you don't find that reassuring."And he's got - Arthur's rapier," Mold-head adds dangerously, fingers flexing on his sword-hilt.Oh. Yeah. Oops."Ace," he goes on, voice low, "Get out of my way. I won't kill him yet."Firefist bites his lip. It might look like indecisiveness to the Strawhats, caw, but you can tell full well he's trying not to laugh his ass (or abs) off. The abshole.>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!>This rapier was gifted to me by my beloved Cawptain, after he slew some back-talking Marine, caw! It's my own shiny! Mine!>That's right! I took these swords off an obnoxious but well-dressed and incredibly handsome pirate by the name of Arthur, caw! He died well, in an appropriately dramatic fashion! Kukukukukuku~!>Other?What you can't see in the background: Klaus getting snacks from a vending machine to watch this train wreck.
>>3892413>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!This is a cawful trainwreck
>>3892413>Fire fist this is private only step in if killing blow is to be made by either of us.>I took the cawtana from the unworty fight me the cabin boy of the best swordsman in the world. Maybe you can take it from me.
>>3892413>>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!
>>3892418Yeah it will be.
>>3892419This.
>>3892413>>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human
Rolled 62 (1d100)Heading to work, updates in early evening-ish, hopefully.Rolling for Stuff.
>>3892413>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!
>>3892413>Other?>"Cawthur? Never met him, but he sounds like a very handsome, smart and strong man, caw."
"We don't attack weird bird people, that's racist." Might be my favorite line to come out of this quest
>>3892419support
>>3892568Fireplace Abs is a big supporter of ecawlity.>my name is lolonoa zolo. you killed my eternal rival. prepare to die.You hold your head high, caw, sneering at the pathetic Mold-man, something you feel safe in doing as you're still half-behind Firefist. Ha-ha! Your corvid cunning at work, ca-caw! "Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!"Firefist slowly turns his head to look at you with an expression you can't cawite place. It's somewhere between 'please shut up, you're making things worse' and 'please keep talking, I want to see what happens', caw."This man-thing," Firefist says, in a voice filled with mingled pain and glee, "is the cabin-boy of Mihawk."Moss-man's eyes widen. The other Strawhats tense, the air thickening like your skull, caw. Somewhere to the side, Klaus cawrunches loudly on a handful of chips.Firefist cawntinues. "So unless you want to make an enemy of Mih-""That's fine," Moss-man interrupts."-awk, y- wait, what?"Mossy-mossy readies his blade, and draws another. "This guy doesn't need all his limbs to answer my questions, anyway.""You're a terrible negotiator, caw," you whisper informatively to the Shichibukai."Whose side do you want me on?""Shutting up," you correct. "... Caw.""This is a simple matter," Sandyboi speaks from where he stands next to Docawter Cawutie, the mink looking worried and furious. "Just tell us where you got the swords. No-one needs to get hurt.">????
>>3892701>I am holding onto these for a former caw-rewmate... If you wish to learn more, meet me at the caw-tinental breakfast tomorrow... Alone.
>>3892701I dueled a member of cp9 who was in possession of the swords to first blood. I won obviously.
>>3892701Well, shit.We tell the truth in an ambiguous way(rapier was a gift and meitou we won in a duel from CP agent) and they think we beaten Flashman and would want revenge.Lies wont work because Zoro KNOWS there is no way we would part with our babies or let Wado fall into someones hands(lol).They are too thick to catch onto whats going on by themselves.I think thats it, there is no way but to reveal ourselves.Or fight our rival who thinks our alter-ego killed us and currently wants to vivisect answers out of us about ourselves.I honestly do not know how to proceed.>>3892758You know what, sure, good enough, support.
>>3892701I'm like five caw-ver stories deep at this point and I just spent a weekend trying not to get murded by Mihawk, don't you know Firefist anyway? Can't you just take it on his word that everything is fine at least for one night?
not on topic but>>3892701>I won this sword by beating it's previous owner a Ninja!
>>3892777>They are too thick to catch onto whats going on by themselves.To be fair, who the hell would come up with the truth?
>>3892787Its only their fault for not knowing us well enough to recognize the fact that bullshit follows us wherever we go.
>>3892701>I salvaged them from a battlefield like any good crow
>>3892701this >>3892758
>>3892787I mean we were trying to get back our katana while cosplaying as sadistic crow kleptomaniac and none of this would happened if Michawk didn't kidnap Flashy. At this point even if we tell truth none will belive us.
>>3892701Do this >>3892758 but show Zoro our hands so he's clued in. See how the situation develops after that. That's how he worked out our identity on Skypeia, right? It's a swordsman thing.
>>3892809You're wearing gloves, and you don't know that's how Zolo recognised you. In fact, you still don't know he realised Flashy and Arthur are the same person. Because you're a dumbass if it's not weapons or paperwork.
>>3892819He told us, didn't he? When we had that heart to heart. Please tell me I didn't dream that entire thread.In any case, take off our gloves like we're about to fight?
>>3892833kinda metagaming I don't remember any hearth to hearth
>>3892777Supporting that.
>>3892846No, you're right, it wasn't in-character, I was misremembering.
>there's no continent in One Piece world so I dropped that part.THINK FAST, KARASUMAY THE WISDOM OF YOUR AVIAN ANCESTORS DIVEBOMB UPON YOU"I am holding onto these for a former caw-rewmate," you sort-of-explain-but-not, caw. "If you wish to learn more, meet me at the hotel cawfeteria tomorrow morning... Alone."Zoro's eyes narrow further, but you can see him picking over the words, caw. What did you tell them as Cawrthur? That your ship had sunk... most of the cawrew was likely dead... but a few had survived. That was it, right? It's been about two weeks since Skypiea, and you didn't really have time for a full cawver story. Still, if he thinks you were part of Arthur's old cawrew."Fine," he says, finally. "But I want real answers, then. And I'm taking Wado, right now.">... Fine. I didn't want the cawtana anyway.>But it's so shiny...>Other?>>3892859I went back and read through the entire thread, and yeah, didn't happen. Although you DID vote to mentally call him Zoro from then on, so oops.
>>3892882>>But it's so shiny... you can hold onto it until the morning.
>>3892886Support
>>3892882>>3892886>But it's so shiny... I really don't want to give him that sword, this is not something to take lightly he must defeat us in Fair fight, even if we are Karasu at the moment. And else I don't want to give impression that Flashy give Karasu wado if he could not guarantee he crept it safe
>>3892882>I don't want to caw-tch a caw-nnonball to the dome for giving up my friend's precious possession. If you want it, you can speak to it's owner when he gets it back. Weirdo.
>>3892957also I change my vote >I will keep it safe for it's rightful owner, if you want it you must first defeat me
>>3892882>>3892964Support. Our original plan was for him to take it from us.
>>3892957>>3892958Actually point, switching to these.
>>3892964I’ll support this. FUCKING STRAWHAAAAAAATS! It’d be so easy to establish specific weapon loadouts for our different identities, except for the fact that this pack of idiots (except doctor cutie, bless his adorable soul) saw so many of our weapons in Skypeia and Zolo is such a weapon’s autist. Such a pain in the ass.
>>3892964this
>>3892958Support, better suggestion than mine.
>>3892986this just means we need more childr-i mean weapons
>>3892882>>3892964Support
Can someone tally for me, please? Gotta run and eat, then update incoming.
Are the weapons gonna wake up soon?
>inviting Zoro to attack you while you're still injured, great move"I'm keeping it safe for its rightful owner," you refuse, caw. "If you want it, you must first defeat me."... Judging by the wide grin slashing its way across Zoro's face, that's all good in his books, caw."All right," he agrees. "Let's step outside.">...... Acawtually, you can take it for now.>Excellent, caw! Let's go, pathetic human!>As soon as we have our cawptains' permission, very well!>Other?>>3893125Not soon, but the more you ~conneeeect~ with them, woohoo, te faster they will.
>>3893012>Sorry sir, we don't sell weapons here.>"Can you sell me that thresher then?"Just start grabbing things to swing around. Everything is a weapon.
>>3893142>>Excellent, caw! Let us go to a location where we shall duel undisturbed, pathetic human!
>>3893142>There's a storm brewing. We wouldn't want to be cawght out if it decides to come early. There's no rush, I'm not going anywhere.I forget, has our observation stopped being fucky yet? I also don't want to get beaten like an adopted red-headed child with an achy arm.
>>3893154Supporting
>>3893154Your arm and Cawbservation are still on the outs.
Seasus, guys>>3893154+1? We have no obs with one arm.
>>3893154This
>>3893163It was 3~5 days for our observation to heal right? How close are we?
>>3893142>Excellent, caw! Let's go, pathetic human!Epic duel in extreme conditions and you pass the chance?
>>3893142>>3893154Backing this. Trying to fight our rival in this state is an insult.
>>3893142>>3893154+1
>>3893154Support
>>3893154>support
>>3893196You spent two nights at Ennies Lobby, so about another 1-3 days. The longer the better, otherwise you might screw up activating it and strain it again.>zoro wants the wado"There's a storm brewing," you point out, crossing your arms. "We wouldn't want to be cawght out if it decides to come early. There's no rush, I'm not going anywhere, caw."Zoro's wide grin drops to a scowl, caw. "Stop messing around. I don't care if we fight now or later, but Wado's mine, and I'm taking it back. And if I don't like the answers you give-" He pauses, frowning, glances at the cook, then shakes his head. "It doesn't matter. Just hand Wado over, or even Ace won't stop me.""Something's gotta give," Firefist mutters beside you.>Very well. We'll fight now, caw!>No. I'm keeping it for tonight, caw.>My Cawptain can hold on to it for us.>Oh, for - I'm Arthur, dammit, okay?! Happy now?!>Other?
>>3893278>Oh, for - I'm Arthur, dammit, okay?! Happy now?!Jeez Zolo way to ruin the mystic!
>>3893278>Oh, for - I'm Arthur, dammit, okay?! Happy now?!>You Really Suck Sometimes Zolo
>>3893278>Oh, for - I'm Arthur, dammit, okay?! Happy now?!
>>3893281>support Zoro’s too Sharp for our ruse.
>>3893278QM do we have costume to change into Arthur
>>3893292Yes, it's in a dashing and mysterious bag you have with you. If you want to strip off and change in the middle of the lobby... someone will try and stop you.Please don't be an exhibitionist. I beg you.
>>3893278>"Caw-right, just I have need to use caw-ilet">Lock yourself inside change set of clothes then act like there is struggle between Flashy and Karasu.
>>3893278>>No. I'm keeping it for tonight, caw.
>>3893303>>Oh, for - one minute.">Run off to the bathroom, leaving everybody standing around in confusion while you hurriedly change>Run back downstairs>"I'm Arthur, dammit, okay?! Happy now?!
well>>3893281>>3893288well this open another can of worms Flashy is supposed to have wado do we admit that Artur and Flashy are the same person? also this don't change the fact that zolo will want to fight anyway to get back this sword
>>3893312>Flashy*Arthur
>>3893278>Oh, for - I'm Arthur, dammit, okay?! Happy now?!SUBTLETY
>>3893330Also doesnt world government knows that Arthur = Flashly?
Honestly surprised so many people want to reveal The Deep Dark Secret About Karasu in front of Zoro et al.
>>3893330Do you think he will want to fight us while we injured?
>>3893278>"Here Caw-ld it Firefist. You caw be referee"Like whatever at this point just don't give away your Identity
>>3893335I think they know we were disguises as pirate I don't remember if we told them our pirate name is Artur
>>3893343>>3893278support
>>3893280>>3893281>>3893288>>3893289>>3893334Caw we not give away disguise that actually works?
>>3893343>>3893278Support
>>3893350Smiley already saw through the Karasu disguise. We also told Smoboss about it. It really isn't that useful anymore.
>>3893343Like you can call him FIreplace if you want to give wink to the more observant readers
Need sleeèep, updates tomorrow. Thanks for playing!
>>3893359still I think we should not reveal this information in public place, some rando will hear that Karasu is some weirdo named Arthur
>>3893343As loathe as I am to fight Zolo injured, I’ll have to support this. You guys are giving up the ghost way too easily with regards to our identity. I’m sure we can pull something out our butt to manage this fight. And we’ve got our combat crit. Let’s at least put up a fight, and if we lose then we’ll tell Zolo about our identity.
>>3893343+1
>>3893343Support.
>>3893278>>3893343Support. Losing our Karasu disguise isn't a big deal, but it's not like Zolo is going to let us keep Wado even if we reveal ourselves. We should just get our ass kicked like a man.
>>3893278this >>3893343If its an absolutely necessity, We can reveal Karasu as Arthur when we talk to Mossboy during breakfast 1-on-1, make up some bs about working for Ace to snoop on other Shichibukai or whatever, Arthur could be a whitebeard sympathizer and it wouldn't seem out of character i don't think
>>3893360Will Zoro get that reference?Probably a decent chance. I'll switch to >>3893343
>>3893343>>3893360Changing to support these.
man, this went tits up as soon as "lol fight me" won. >>3893343support, at the very least we can annoy him into making a dumb move by running and using our new REALLY GOOD AIR SLASHES.Also,>Hand Wado over to Klaus for "safe keeping" and tell him to make scarce
Whatever we do, make sure to get some snacks from the wensing machine to increase our blood sugar
>>3894023>vendingFucking heck
>>3892701>This man-thing," Firefist says, in a voice filled with mingled pain and glee, "is the cabin-boy of Mihawk."I am now imagining Abs as a skaven. Thanks
>>3893343Support
>>3893343support
We might actually stand a bit of a chance, even with the injured arm and no obs haki. We've vastly improved on our armament haki, have gotten really good at air slashes, and have perfect metal cutting.and IIRC, unless Zoro grinded the shit out of sky island, there really wasn't a whole lot of fighting between Sky Island and Water 7.Unless BPQM made the Davy Back fight canon.
>>3894297Davy Back fight was canon.The awesome marine base arc was not.
>>3894297I mean, Zoro would be in better shape than us. We have General Fitness bonus of +40 and that's not including Swordsmanship, which Zoro clearly would outclass us in. I suggest we try not to fight a loosing battle. Deflection and other such tactics, whilst unlikely to work, are a more likely to work than fighting.
>>3894307I meant canon to the quest. The extra time they spent up in the clouds might have let them avoid the Davy Back arc.
>>3891217>"The rat can stay with me," I just know that mihawk just wanted to play with a sword fighting rodent and teach him some adorablry deadly techniques
>>3894321>tfw a rat ends up being stronger than the average grand line pirate
>>3892882What did you tell them as Cawrthur? That your ship had sunk... most of the cawrew was likely dead... but a few had survived.I want all our future personas to be a part of Arthur's crew
>>3894321No cawmment.>mibird's thoughts: ... Rats fit my castle's vampire chic better than monkeys. Damn. Need me some swordrats and swordbats for the ~aesthetic~>what he actually says: This rat... has potential.And then Zoro dumped you as rival for Rodent, the end.>>3894368I had cawnsidered this, and I approve.>>3894297I'm leaving whether the Davy Back fight happened up in the air (haha, sky island joke), but suffice to say that they HAVE been grinding the crap out of their skills. Certain of them also have the beginnings of Armament thanks to bullshit background rolls. I think I already told you that Zoro, Carue and goddamn Merry managed to do so with nat100s.>>3894059ur welcawm>>3894023You still have a bar of candy from Klaus in your pocket!Going to tally soon, so any last-minute votes/changes should be in very soon please!
>>3894606>Fabricate a whole crew of seemingly dangerous, strong pirates made up entirely of our different identities >Marines are flipping out trying to find out where this powerful crew came from, who destroyed it, etc., when there' nothing to find >Eventually Flashman has to put all his skills to the test to try and impersonate multiple crew members at once, cartoon-styleThe idea got a chuckle out of me.
>>3894625I'm about to ask a real important question here. If we put our outfits in our dials, can we quick change into different clothes if we also turn into lightning, magical girl style?
>>3894641We must be able to.The idea is too beautiful not to be real.
>>3894641obviously
>>3894625An entire, fully crewed pirate ship that’s actually just Flashy running between all the different stations at the speed of lightning.
>>3894641Get your Logia skills high enough, then yes. PRETTY PIRATE TRANSFORMATION, UWU~~!!!***>ca-cawtana"Here, caw-ld it Firefist. You cawn be referee," you bluntly tell your friendly neighborhood Shichibukai, caw, deftly pulling out sword and scawbbard, and shoving them into his hands."Uh, I'd rather no-"Zoro eases up slightly at the sight at the sight of Wado in his Cawptain's brother's hands, while you gently shove Firefist back.The time has cawm. For you, the cawbin-bird of Cawptain Mihawk, injured as you are, to face off against his potential successcaw. Sword against sword (and two others, if he goes all out, caw)."No-one interfere," you announce, while Hat and Sunglasses cawuietly groan and rest their heads in their palms. "This is between me and Mold-man."(Sanji chokes on his cigcawrette and nearly swallows it.)"I hate everything," Firefist mutters, as he and Mold-Man Zoro follow you out into the beginning of drizzling rain, caw.>Any particular way you want to fight this? Anything to say before you start fighting?
>>3894714Just to fuck with him, just before we begin say:>Captain Arthur sends his regards, Zolo!As for fighting? Armament for defence is our best bet, followed by...QM, with the storm, does our lightning get stronger? We could try some actual Paramecia stuff and shock him a bit. Otherwise just stabby stab with Ray-san.
>>3894724Actually, with the lightning and storm beginning, your electricity gets a bit more uncontrollable, but a bit more powerful. If you awakened then it would get more powerful AND more controllable, but just as your lightning can get attracted to metal or the ground etc when you don't intend it to, this sort of atmosphere makes it a bit trickier to use.When the lightning REALLY starts up, you're gonna be fairly energised (and maybe a little high/drunk) but the fight probably won't last that long.
>>3894736Armament and Ray-san it is then, still sticking with my suggestion on what to say.
>>3894736inb4 lightning strikes us both and it will be a draw
>>3894714Hmmm. With Observation out of commission, playing the waiting defensive game probably isn't the way to go. And we can't use our DF without outing ourself. So I'd say keep up a constant, close range offensive, focus on thrusts to keep him on his toes and unable to counter. He's got two swords, so if we're pushed into a defensive battle then we lose. Keep the pressure on, but keep our air slashes back for now, so we can catch him off guard with one later. As Karasu, we have a nice big flowing cloak, so try to use it to conceal the trajectory of our rapier thrusts, if possible. I know our off-hand is too injured to manage a sword or other melee weapon, but could it handle the recoil of a pistol? I'd imagine the strain would be less, and we wouldn't need to use our full range of motion for the most part. If so, I'd suggest bringing out Pistol-chan, since I don't think Zoro's seen it and as such it wouldn't tip him off. If we can use Pistol-chan, try to use our cloak to conceal our initial bullet trajectory as well. So basically, keep up a constant offensive pressure, but keep our air slashes as an ace in the hole to surprise him with.
>>3894714Before.>Drop some super cringe I mean cool and poetic piece. Fight. >Armament and Ray-san
>>3894754>using pistol-chan in a duel between swordsmen.Mihawk would likely kill us himself if we do that.
>>3894724*Cawptin Arthcaw.Sorry. Must've not being paying attention.
>>3894714>Armament, Ray-san, and some kicks.
Everyone okay with close-range offensive, with Armament and Ray-san, then? You COULD use Pistol-chan in your off-hand, and it hasn't been specified to be a sword-only duel, so it's up to you guys if you want to use her. Kicks and air-slashes if necessary?Don't forget, you also have your daily crit to use and abuse.I gotta figure out Moldboi's bonuses now...
>>3894714We should try to keep our distance and fight with air slashes. We'll be overwhelmed if we try to fight Mold-Man up close.
>>3894781With our injured arm can we use Pistol-chan safely? If so, maybe as a last resort.
>>3894781if we win without pistol zolo will have to admit we better swordsman so he will shut up and leave us alone.
>>3894781Im against using pistol in this fight.Also, keep airslashes as a secret finishing kind of move, try to surprise him with them when he least expect it.
>>3894798If we beat Zolo and tell him that not only were we down an arm but not even able to go all out because we had a stroke then he is going to actually cry himself to sleep.
>>3894882>he is going to actually cry himself to sleep>not train himself into unconsciousnessnever gonna make it bruh
Rolled 69 (1d100)No real consensus on saying anything before you fight, so let's get beginning rolls out of the way!>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for SWORDS, CAWYou'll be using Swordsmanship as bonus.Zoro's bonus is 100 + 10(dual wield). If he rolls above 95 he'll also activate Armament.I won't give you an injury malus as you aren't using that arm, if you look like you're going to take a serious hit I may roll again to see if you use Kami-e to dodge. Remember that Zoro also knows Kami-e thanks to that charming rogue Arthur, so same for him. If things get too bad, you have your daily crit and various people have their own crits (don't know how many of those crit-holders are still playing, but doesn't matter right now).
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3894949
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3894949
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3894949
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3894949Lets Go!
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3894949
WE FORGOT TO EAT THE CANDY BAR!
>>3894969Well, shit.
>>3894955>>3894957>>3894959Oy vey. Looks like we might need to spend that crit early.
>>3894949I'll burn a crit on a reroll. We should save the combat crit for later.
>>3894984Aaaaaall righty!>ROLL 1D100, BEST OF 3 AGAINUsing same roll for Zoro, which is 69. Nice.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3894989
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3894989
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3894989RAY SAAAAAAAN
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>3894989
>>3894990>>3894991>>3894993The dice are feeling average today.
>>3894993>>3894991>>3894990Dice plz
lmaoTHIS IS WHY YOU GOTTA EAT THE SUGAR FIRSTZoro: 69 + 110 = 179Cawrasu: 54 + 54 + 19 = 127 ahahahaha>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for avoiding the worst of it via Kami-e, DC 90
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3895007
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3895007
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3895007
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3895007
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>3895007CROW EMPEROR ESCAPE
>>3895013>>3895014a second too late..
>>3895013Do we at least get some defensive armament?
>>3895014NOOOOOO!!Curse you Capcha!
Jesus christ guys, why are you so awful
>>3895014ROLL NUMBER 4This is great. Remember everyone, the Dice Gods work on Rule of Cool. Apparently the viewers want Zoro to win.>>3895018This was specifically for Kami-e, so no, sorry. At least Zoro wasn't using Armament either!>Roll 1d100, middle of 3 for severity of injury
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3895024
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3895024
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3895024
>>3895023Cawful, thank you very much.
>>3895026>>3895029>>3895030We should have told him we were Arthur
>>3895034Isn’t lower better for severity?
Why did no one use our daily crit to avoid that injury?
>>3895034Eh, 27 ain't bad, its just a scratch.
>>3895040low is good on injuries, thankfully
>>3895026Not too bad!Please vote for:>Further damage to your already injured arm, causing permanent scar and delaying recovery a week longer (but no permanent harm)OR>An ~aesthetic~ slash which leaves a scar across one of your cheeks, and is a little distractingOR>A mostly-avoided shallow cut across the hip, which doesn't impede movement much, but leaves... you guessed it... A SCAR.You're definitely getting some kind of scarring for this, but good job on low severity.
>>3895056>An ~aesthetic~ slash which leaves a scar across one of your cheeks, and is a little distracting
>>3895056>>A mostly-avoided shallow cut across the hip, which doesn't impede movement much, but leaves... you guessed it... A SCAR.We need to keep our prettyboy face or Klaus will have to come up with a new nickname.
>>3895056>>A mostly-avoided shallow cut across the hip, which doesn't impede movement much, but leaves... you guessed it... A SCAR.This moment is not suitably dramatic to damage the baby face.Also facial scars mess with out many disguises.
>>3895056>>3895062As much as I love facial scars, I need to agree with this
rather than ruin the secret identity festival,>A mostly-avoided shallow cut across the hip, which doesn't impede movement much, but leaves... you guessed it... A SCAR.
>>3895065I’d be totally down for a more mature time skip Flashy with facial scars from the harsh lessons he’s learned,But there’s a time and a place.
>>3895056>A mostly-avoided shallow cut across the hip, which doesn't impede movement much, but leaves... you guessed it... A SCAR.
While I'm walking home....>Quickly eat candy bar>Save it! You might need the boost later! Also it looks really weird to suddenly start eating during a duel.
>>3895091>>Quickly eat candy barIt's time to unleash the beast!
>>3895091I’d want to save it for a combat crit moment. Make it look like Karasu is doing it to show dominance or the effortlessness of fighting Zoro.It has the added benefit of clueing in both Zoro and Observant readers as to his identity.Everyone on arthur’s Crew sure does love candy.
>>3895091>Quickly eat candy bar
>>3895091>>Quickly eat candy barIT'S NOT OVER YET
>>3895091>Quickly eat candy barIts time to get serious.
>>3895091>Quickly eat candy barWe could call for a quick time out and offer to share some with Zoro. But definitely eat candy.
>>3895091>Quickly eat candy barThe moment in the fight when things get serious:Luffy stops smiling.Zoro ties his bandana around his forehead.Sanji lights a cigarette.And Flashman unwraps a candy bar.
>>3895099You're right, he hasn't killed you yet! Maybe next roll.>it's hip to be scarredThe winds have incawreased, and the rain has started - only a light drizzle for now, caw, but distant thunder tells you it'll be stronger soon. Your blood seems to buzz, caw, but whether that's from the promise of a lightning storm or the upcawming fight, you cawn't tell.The others pile out after the pair of you, civilian staff doing the smart thing and staying inside, caw."All right!" Firefist, rain sizzling off his skin, stands between you and Zoro. "I want a nice, clean fight! Admittedly, you're both pirates, so I'll take what I can get, but try not to cheat too obviously. And no killing or permanent maiming, because I refuse to get any blame for THAT level of awkwardness.""And because you don't want your brother's first mate or your dear friend Karasu to die," Klaus pointedly adds."Uh. Yeah, that too.""I should have brought my supplies..." Docawter Cawutie murmurs from Zoro's end."I'm incawredible at not maiming people," you say, not at all shifty as you cawnveniently wipe your memory of throwing salt and glass into someone's eye.Everyone stares at you with gazes full of totally undeserved suspicion. You are pure and innocent, as all crows are, caw."Riiiiiiight," Zoro says, almost like he doesn't believe you, caw. Then he takes position, and you do the same.Firefist backs off - he drops his hand; "FIGH-"Both you and Zoro are a blur.He's all offense, not even bothering to start slow to test your defences or warm-up, caw; in a blaze of movement, you have two swords slicing the air tocawrds you. Thankfully, you're cawnfident you can dodge them, and you do.... The problem is that Zoro's apparently improved his air slashes, caw, to the point where even though you easily swivel and dodge from the blades themselves, the cawtting power extends further than that. Several inches, perhaps.The blades miss, but an invisible force slashes through part of your pants nonetheless, cawlothing starting to stain with blood from a long but shallow cawt.Zoro tsks in annoyance, scawling at the lack of damage, as you manage to slap the blade further aside with Ray-san and cawntinue retreating to -Use your injured arm to pull out and start eating Klaus' candy bar, caw.Zoro's eye twitches, caw, despite being free of glass or salt. "What," he states, to the backdrop of multiple groans and sounds of cawnfusion.Foolish plebians.>Say something? (What?)>Strike, while the sugar's hot!>Other?
>>3895197>Strike, while the sugar's hot!
>>3895197>Strike, while the sugar’s hot!Zoro how are you this bad at seeing through disguises?
>>3895197>"It got seeds in it, caw"
>>3895203Do you guys want me to roll for it like with Arthur?
>>3895197>"The real fight starts now, human! ">Hit him with the SLASHING TALON OF YATAGARASU>>3895206Sure.
>>3895197>Strike, while the sugar's hot!>>3895206Sure.
>>3895206Let the dice decide Zoro's obliviousness today!
Rolled 93, 52 = 145 (2d100)Rolling for Zoro to recawgnise you.... Second roll is for Sanji.DCs are 95 each.
>>3895197>>Strike, while the sugar's hot!
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3895223>93He's figured SOMETHING'S off!>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for next round of combat.
Rolled 5 (1d100)
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3895228
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>3895228
>>3895233>>3895232>>3895231Sweet christ, dodged a bullet there, with that last roll.
>>3895237Is it bad if I actually kinda wanted >>3895233 to get a 5 too, just to see how BPQM would handle it?
>64 + 110 = 174>79 + 54 + 19 + 5 (for same roll) = 79 + 78 = 157. not too bad.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for Kami-e, DC 85 this time
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3895240
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3895240
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3895240
>>3895233>5>5>79you can clearly see the moment sugar enters the bloodstream>>3895238that would've been very funny, even if it would've screwed us over
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3895240
>>3895241>>3895242>>3895243Combat crit time?
>>3895240>>3895244Considering the chances of it, even with a 5 it would still have been very good. Three identical rolls would probably mean accidental Conqueror's activation.>>3895246This means another injury if you guys don't use the crit. A more serious one this time, but nothing major yet, probably just some not-overly-deep cuts, although these do add up.
>>3895249I think we should use it. Gotta buy time for the sugar to take effect.
>>3895265If Shonens told me one thing is that the more injured we get, the stronger we are. Let's keep it for now.
Huh, if we keep up this strategy, we need to consistently roll 40 hogher than Zoro to win this fight.
>>3895290What about billiards?
Only one vote for combat crit, so won't use it.>>3895290There's some leeway (you're on 3d100s, your Kami-e is better than his, your Armament has lower activation, etc) all of which means that you could end up actually getting the drop on him even if you score slightly lower, but basically yes. He only focuses on one type of weapon, has been training a lot over the past two weeks, and is highly motivated right now.>boom pow stab stab stabYou don't bother to grace the pathetic humans with a response, caw, instead shoving the wrapper caway in a pocket (littering is for losers) and motioning that you're ready.Zoro grits his teeth, caw, and you see his hands tighten around the hilts. He doesn't speak, apparently dismissing the cawndy-eating.The next pass is a flurry of more blows, caw; faster this time, with you more cawtious of beyond his blades' edges. You dodge before you feel like you should, parrying the blades before they look too dangerous, caw. It's exhausting, but the only other option is to be stabbed - and you are, or at least sliced. Every now and then, as your one blade slaps aside one of his, poor Ray-san unsuited for such actions, caw, an attack gets through, and another cawt starts trickling blood acawross your stomach or chest, stinging something fierce.... Ow.(-1 on future cawmbat rolls due to collection of cuts!)"This is Mihawk's crewman?" Zoro smirks, spinning one arm slightly to flick the blood from his sword. "I'm not impressed.">Roll 1d100, best of 3 for next combat>Say anything?
>>3895331"Says the ape who failed to notice a surprise attack twice! Speaking of--!">Kick him in the dick a third time
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3895331
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3895331
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3895345Damn it, failed to roll.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3895331
Rolled 28 (1d100)
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3895331
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3895331
>>3895352Every Time!
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3895352hehRolling for Zoro and going to sleep becaws past midnight. Thanks for playing!
>>3895359Air slash him, you never underestimate your opponent this will teach him
>>3895331>And the Cawptain isn't very impressed with you, after you broke your promise and lost your precious sword, caw.Now that we're making a comeback we need to bring the bants.
>>3895359Man this is reminds me of fight between the Bride and O-Ren Ishii. He insults us and we whack him back.
>>3895384+1
>>3895384support
Rolled 87 (1d100)>(roll) + 110 + 10 = ? For Zoro >81 + 54 + 19 - 1 = 153. 4U~
>87 + 110 + 10 = 207Vs>153 And you juuuust missed activating Armament by 1 point.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for Kami-e, DC 90 again because there's a big difference between your scores
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3895959
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3895959
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3895959I thought Zolo rolled a 14?
>>3895959 I thought that Zoro already rolled a 14?
>>3895359>>3895959I can't believe BPQM was actually getting drunk last night and not just sleepy! How scandalous.
>>3895958Yeah, Zoro already rolled a 14, >>3895359.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3895975I gotta be honest, I was drinking shitloads of cider last night and nearly fell over several times on the way home, so yes, I was probably drunk.>>3895978OH WELL, I guess you kicked Zoro's ass then, never mind. Update later, I have to do horrible real life tasks.Rolling for Zoro kami-e, if my roll is below 90 then>Roll 1d100, middle of 3 for Zoro injury
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3896001
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3896001
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3896001I can't believe Zoro is fucking dead.(I hope he doesn't actually die)
>>3896005He’ll be fine, Zoro does all his best work while heavily injured.
>>3896086Flashman + sugar = yesZoro + injuries = o shit son
Zoro was so strong in the early chapters that every single fight he had before Grand Line he was fighting while already injured in some way. The one fight this wasn't the case was fighting MiHawk.
>injury 41. Also I'm drinking again, so please point out any mistakes I make. Mmm alcoholism.Dick."And the Cawptain isn't very impressed with you, after you broke your promise and lost your precious sword, caw," you croon, smug grin hiding your annoyance at this... cawn you even cawll it a duel? You've always won these becaw! Why are you losing?!Your words do their job, though, and the snarl reappears, caw, Zoro lunging forwards with barely a thought, bellowing, "As if I care what he thinks!" in thrtoneof voice of a man who definitely caws war your Cawptain thinks.HA.More imcawtantly, his furious lunge cawsts him big-time. You side-step his too-wild slices, his accawracy dropping in a pathetically human display of emotion, and start jabbing a dozen times a second, not letting him get a grasp on where you're aiming, caw. He pauses - and you lunge, bringing Ray-san's hungry point up to>score a long but not too deep cut across his chest (and the other massive scar he has...)>jab into his lip, causing a lot of blood now, and perhaps some slight scarring after.>carve a slightly awkward cut down his arm that ends up lightning bolt-shaped. That's deliberate. Really.>Other? (Only 41 on the injury scale so nothing major)Apologies for lateness, I had to be a mature, professional adult and get a Halloween costume. It took longer than expected... should manage plenty more updates tomorrow, though!
>>3896599>>jab into his lip, causing a lot of blood now, and perhaps some slight scarring after.
>>3896599>>carve a slightly awkward cut down his arm that ends up lightning bolt-shaped. That's deliberate. Really.We have the opportunity to do a Zorro on Zolo. How could we pass it up?
>>3896599>score a long but not too deep cut across his chest (and the other massive scar he has...)Lolonoa ZORRO Zolo
>>3896608>>3896599Christ ignore my first vote, meant to go with>carve a slightly awkward cut down his arm that ends up lightning bolt-shaped. That's deliberate. Really.
>>3896599>score a long but not too deep cut across his chest (and the other massive scar he has...)He wears his scars from his goal and his rival(s?) on his chest.
>>3896599>score a long but not too deep cut across his chest (and the other massive scar he has...)
>>3896617>supportI like this reasoning.
>bisect your Cawptain's scar- score a long, though not overly deep cut across his chest, cawrving easily through the cawloth of his shirt, blood starting to redden the torn material.He doesn't seem overly cawncerned by the pain, but you see him grit his teeth, making himself power through.(Zoro rolls -2 due to minor injury!)"Maybe you're not totally useless," he snarks, as his own two blades cawlash against your one in a rapid-fire exercise of precision, strikes hard enough to make your arm vibrate with effort. Occawsionally he pulls one aside to lash out at an unexpected angle, caw, something you're barely able to keep up with without your Cawbservation.(Perception +1! Swordsmanship +1!)>Keep fighting with Ray-san>Fall back and surprise him with a Rancawyaku>Get in close and dick-kick>Other?
>>3896724>Fall back and surprise him with a RancawyakuWe really are outmatched
>>3896599>>carve a slightly awkward cut down his across his chest in line with his other scars that ends up lightning bolt-shaped. That's deliberate. Really.I want the slash to match symetrically with his scars
>>3896724>Other?>That rain caw-bstruct your avian might split the skies great slash.Extra point if we can do it without using combat 100Yes this is for STYLE points and to make our cawpitan happy
>>3896724>>Get in close and dick-kickI don't think we're quite there with rankyaku yet, sadly. But one day, he will suffer a rankyaku dick kick, and the collective wince from onlookers will be felt around the world.
>>3896724>>Get in close and dick-kickThis is the only path
>>3896724>>Fall back and surprise him with a Rancawyaku
>>3896724>Keep fighting with Ray-san
>>3896724>Fall back and surprise him with a Rancawyaku
>>3896734>>3896738aww shit changing my vote
>>3896724We could have done a lightning bolt over his other scar
>>3896724>>Get in close and dick-kick
>>3896734...I'm having trouble parsing this. What is this vote trying to do?
I would remind you all that our relationship with Mihawk is strongly based on how good of a rival we are with Zolo. So using trickery or cheap shots in swordsman duel should be out of question. Technically using anything that isn't sword related should be BIG NONO.
>>3896724>>Fall back and surprise him with a Flying SlashOur Rancawyaku isn't good enough yet.
>>3896734Supporting
>>3896738can we use combat critical for rankyaku?
>>3896757Make big hole in clouds so we can have beam of light shining on our duel. For style points
>>3896763Yes, you can4 for dick-kick, 3nfor Rancawyaku, one for flying slash, one for split the clouds, if I'm counting cawrrectly? Keeping vote open for now as it's so close.
>Fall back and surprise him with a RancawyakuI want to go for the style points, but I also don't want to lose a limb to Zoro at Water 7. Please don't go for the dumb styling when we aren't even winning.
>>3896763Thought we'd already used that, but reading back we didn't. So we could.I'd rather keep it for when it's needed rather than to make a skill that we know we haven't got down yet work, but it IS an option.
>>3896759>>3896771I'll change my vote to Rancawyaku.
>>3896771>>3896772I agree, i vote this.
>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for RacawyakuYou haven't really got this down yet, so it's possible you'll fail to activate it. If so, you're welcome to use daily crit to auto-succeed at it, although this won't give you the same training bonus a natural success would.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3896803
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3896803
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3896803
>>3896803>>3896805>>3896806>>3896809yup it's auto crit time
>>3896805>>3896806>>3896809Time for the crit, then.
>>3896803auto crit tiem
>>3896803Auto-Crit
>>3896809Let's auto crit if a 68 doesn't do it.
>A-A-A-AUTO-CRITScawrew this.Eyes narrowed in cawmbined cawncentration and frustration, you suddenly twist away from the cawtana blades, leaving Zoro fumbling and bereft of an opponent as you sidestep and then a few more rapid paces backwards, adjusting your balance."Get b-" Zolo manages to snap, caw, right becaw you you unleash a kick that cawmes nowhere near him; but it doesn't need to.The power of your Rancawyaku erupts from hip down to thigh-knee-foot in an instant of perfect control, cawrving a cawlean, invisible line through the air.>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for effectNo dodge chance for Zoro because he can't see the effect/range
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3896868
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3896868r-r-r-rolling
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Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3896868
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3896868
>73 not badZoro doesn't see the attack cawming. Literally. After all, it's invisible, right?The slash is perfectly formed - sheer luck, you have no idea how you did it, caw - and you see cawnfusion cawross your rival's face as he sees how far away your kick is, before a sudden realization, caw - it isn't that much of a leap from flying slashes to Rancawyaku - and trying to dodge.Too slow, caw~The energy you released doesn't have a great range, caw, and it's slightly blunted by the time it hits him; but even so, Zoro is thrown backwards with a yelp of disbelief, a spray of blood mixing with the incawreasing rain, as a neat line cawppears acawross his stomach from one side to the other."Dammit!" His angry yell as he regains balance tells you it isn't enough to end the fight. "Kicking is a loser's tactic!""SHUT THE HELL UP, MOSS-HEAD!""MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, SHIT-COOK!"... Right.(Zoro rolls now from -2 to -5!)>Attack while he's distracted!>"Pay attention to who you're fighting, caw.">"Must this farce cawntinue? Cawn you not stand one more night without Wado, human?">Other?I gotta sleeeep, thanks for playing! Should end Zoro duel tomorrow.
>>3897027>>Attack while he's distracted!
>>3897027>>"Pay attention to who you're fighting, caw."
>>3897027>>Attack while he's distracted!Unfortunately, we need every advantage we can get. Lets go for an arm and make this 2 swords v 1 rather than 3 v 1.
>>3897027>Attack while he's distracted!
>>3897105I don't think Flashy is skilled enough to disable someone's arm without permanently maiming them. We shouldn't be that desperate to win this anyway, losing while putting up a decent fight would be the ideal outcome.
>>3897027>>Attack while he's distracted!It is much easier to teach a lesson with hands-on methods. He should learn to pay attention. What, pot?
>>3897027>>Attack while he's distracted!>>“Your Caw-pponent is me!”
>>3897027>"Pay attention to who you're fighting, caw."
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3897273>cawpponent Noice, stealing that one.>Roll 1d100, best of 3!You get an extra +5 bonus because of the surprise attack. Dishonorable or practical? YOU decide!Rolling for Zoro, whose bonus is now 105
Rolled 32 (1d100)
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3897569Looks like Zoro has started recovering from his injuries and thus dropped in skill.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3897569It's not dishonorable. He's just being dumb.
>>3897581Heh. Well played, karmic justice. Well played. At least BP can feast on some tears now.
>>3897581>1oh myApparently the Dice Gods find it dishonoraburu...
>>3897583If only we wouldn't have used that combat crit on a technique we can only barely make use of, right?You planned for this.
How quickly the tide turns!
>>3897603I wonder how this'll play out. Is it merely Zolo pretending? Is Sanji going to warn him? Are we going to be unexpectedly struck by lightning and our body goes doki doki? Are we going to slip on the rain-slicked ground?
>>3897615>Are we going to slip on the rain-slicked ground?>Karasu as a creature destined to soar in the sky is weak to ground surfaces, especially slippery ones.
>>3897618It makes sense. Pitiful humans are vulnerable to gravity after all as the ground walking creatures they are.
>>3897619True! Slippy ground wouldn't even be a problem if we could fly like we were meant to! Is that why he challenged us right now, when we at our weakest? Did he planned all this? I bed those damned dragons are behind it.
>>3897624Oh god Zolo is a tactical genius. The fight was rigged from the start.
>>3897625Little does he know that Flashy also rigged the fight so Zoro could get Wado, OR they could both be idiots but I doubt it.
>>3897585My spidery ways are beyond your ken! Just as keikaku~(Translator's note: keikaku means 'please stop, I can't breathe when I'm laughing this hard')>who even cares about adding shit, you nat1'd, this is the very toppest of kekHe's distracawted! ULTIMATE SURPRISE AMBUSH TECAWNIQUE TIME!Rivulets of rain running down Ray-san, you lunge forwards in a wild, gleeful pounce, caw, as if the still arguing Zoro is a particawly shiny bit of tinfoil.There can be no escawpe from cawvid wrath."YOUR CAWPPONENT IS ME!""-TY COOK - Oh, right," he says, all cawsual, twisting on one heel as your eyes widen, caw, bringing Ray-san to bear becaws HE WASN'T DISTRACAWTED AT ALL THAT SNEAKY SHIT and then there's two blades batting in a graceful curve to slam against Ray-san with one, the other aiming point-first at your chest and you yelp (mascawlinely) as your foot skids on rain-slick ground, knee failingAnd then you're on your back, Zoro looking above, kawtana pressing into your cawoat just above your heart."Well, shit," says Klaus, from somewhere far away.What.What.This wasn't supposed to-What.Zoro's face is one huge smirk above you, his stupid mold-hair dripping even more accawmulated rain onto your magnificent face. "Well?">????
>>3897639I say we try to strike him with lightning from the sky. It's stormy out. No one will suspect a thing what with Zolo waving that big metal sword around. Surrendering is out of the question. I'm not a sore loser I swear.>>3897636This is a game of 5D chess and I am only capable of thinking in binary.
>>3897640Try to run electricity through the sword to make Zolo drop it while trying to disguise it like a secret technique
>mfw I try to remember if any of the Strawhats besides Robin know Arthur ate the lightning fruit, and realise I'll probably have to re-read the final Skypiea thread all over againNoooooooo don't make me do iiiiiiiiiiit
>>3897642As we are a crow mink we can obviously use electro. Yes, this is highly believable
>>3897644Zoro does and that's it besides Robin.
>>3897646I love you, you angel of knowledge.Also, wow, you guys are such sore losers! You literally WANTED him to win Wado from you, this is hilarious.
>>3897639>Surrender"Well Cawlayed"
>>3897647Deep inside we're all the childish Flashman
>>3897647>Also, wow, you guys are such sore losers! You literally WANTED him to win Wado from you, this is hilarious.If we don't make as hard as is physically possible for him to do so we have failed and Mihawk would kill us for that to be a good rival.
>>3897644>>3897646Sanji definitely knows, we told him so he wouldn't worry about us jumping off the clouds and as a joke on zolo. Also I vote to surrender, the dice have spoken.
>>3897647It's just one guy though. I personally couldn't care less about Zolo defeating Flashmans' one armed fursona.
>>3897651Good to know, thanks.>>3897650Hmmmmmmm [DOUBT]>>3897649... No, I believe this one more.Vote open for a while longer while I eat.
>>3897639Time for LIGTHNING STRIKU
>>3897639Concede the defeat like an honorable crow cawarrior.
All right, I'm gonna put it to a more specific vote.>ATTRACT THAT SEXY SEXY LIGHTNING BECAUSE YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVE>Zippity-zap Zoro's sword because... you're a mink? I don't even know. Caw.>Surrender like the noble but broken bird that you truly are.>Other?
>>3897664>>ATTRACT THAT SEXY SEXY LIGHTNING BECAUSE YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVEBecome a wizard. Lightning bolt.
>>3897664>>ATTRACT THAT SEXY SEXY LIGHTNING BECAUSE YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVEAnd this is not even our final form
>>3897664>>Surrender like the noble but broken bird that you truly are.
We should surrender and congratulate him for winning the rematch
>>3897664>ATTRACT THAT SEXY SEXY LIGHTNING BECAUSE YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVE
>>3897664>Surrender like the noble but broken bird that you truly are.
>>3897664>Surrender like the noble but broken bird that you truly are.>I demand rematch when my right wing will be healed caw
5-5 draw for lightning vs surrender.... Vote remains open, I guess!
>>3897692Can we surrender honorably? Then throw in his face that he was fighting with big handicap as we don't have observation or dominant hand.
>>3897693Just give him fucking wado and stop complicating things!!!
>>3897664>ATTRACT THAT SEXY SEXY LIGHTNING BECAUSE YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVEChaos rules motherfucker.
>>3897664>Surrender like the noble but broken bird that you truly are.Make like Orange-kun in the final episode of code grass. Also Sanji knows Arthur has the lightning froot QM, we let it slip during our heart to to heart with him. I remember making a joke that Zoro knows Arthur is Flashy and Sanji knows Arthur is a logia and they'll never know the full truth cos they don't talk
>>3897699>>3897703>>3897708Surrencaw>>3897702>>3897709Very very frighteningCALLING FOR SURRENDER or we'll be here all day.>Anything specific you want to say/do?
> attract lightning
>>3897710"I caw-ccept your surrender. As a consolation prize take the stupid katana"
>>3897664>>ATTRACT THAT SEXY SEXY LIGHTNING BECAUSE YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVE
>>3897714>>3897710Kek absolutely this. Layer on the melodrama with a trovel
>>3897710>>3897714I can get behind this
>>3897710Dab on him by saying that he's slightly less bad than expected and that by the time of our next match when we will have healed our observation and dominant arm, maybe he won't need that handicap to do more than entertain us.
>victory even in defeat, cawYou scowl up stupid-smirk face, caw, the cawbbles uncawmfortably cold and wet beneath you. "I cawccept your surrender," you say, voice stiff. "As a cawnsolation prize take the stupid cawtana."Zoro's mouth twitches a little wider, caw, smirk changing to wry amusement as he regains his breath, arching an eyebrow at you. "Good enough, birdie."And then he just withdraws his sword, turns, and walks casually over to Firefist. Like he didn't just kick your-No. It's fine. Your Cawbservation is busted. Your other arm is injured. If not for those, you'd have won, caw! You know it!The next person to stand over you is Klaus, although it's really more of a cawrouch, speaking quietly despite the cheers and cawngratulations of the Strawhats in the background. "You gonna lie there all night, Prettybird?">... Losing sucks.>Yes. This is my home now. Caw.>(sulk and get up)>Other?
>>3897727>>... Losing sucks.Time for teen angst
>>3897727>Yes. This is my home now. Caw.
>>3897727>get up with a grand sweep of feathers>and rises again>the crow>from the ashes>caw
>>3897734Support
>>3897727Say loudly enough that zoro hears you that next time when you're using your Haki and have your dominant arm healed up we will get him back.
>>3897734Support.
>>3897734... that's not a haiku!
>>3897751i know!joke aside, never tried poetry in english, nor haikus. And I'm too lazy to search the meter
>>3897751We are simply pioneering our own style of poetry called Haicaw.
>poetry skill is now at minus infinityGuuuuuh, you cawn't believe you got beaten in front of your lackeys and Firefist and Klaus (and when you're back to being Flashman, caw, you're going to have to deal with the whole adoption thing which is a mindbreaker in itself). Still, there's cawnly one thing you cawn do now.You tense your magnificent avian muscawles and rise in one graceful movement (nearly hitting Klaus), your plumage sweeping gracefully out in the wind and rain, caw."And rises again~" you announce, cawrossing your arms and raising your head to stare down at Klaus from your position of power (and height). "The crow, from the ashes. Caw.""... Oh Seasus, did you hit your head when you fell?"Humans are so tasteless."Well, at least he didn't kill you, so that's nice -""I wouldn't have died!" How impolite, Caw! "If I'd used my Haki, or my other arm, I'd have won!"Klaus stands straight, to his annoying seven foot height, caw, rain making him look like a bedraggled Rodent. "But you couldn't, so you didn't, so you lost." He cawracks a grin, reaching up to adjust your glorious hat, knocked askew from your totally elegant fall. "Never mind. Losses are a part of life, and it's nice to see you can't pull bullshit constantly. Maybe you'll even learn from it!"... Apart from against your Cawptain... is this the first time you've lost, Caw? It feels... dirty.And wet.Really wet.>Keep talking (what?)>Talk to Zoro before he leaves (back into the hotel, probably sharing with the other Strawhats)>(Stay stoically silent as you head inside. This so-cawlled fight is unworthy of your regard.)>Other?
>>3897803>>(Stay stoically silent as you head inside. This so-cawlled fight is unworthy of your regard.)
>>3897803>(Stay stoically silent as you head inside. This so-cawlled fight is unworthy of your regard.)So, whats the plan?Do we switch into Arthur persona to meet Zolo in the morning, pretending he left the place right before Aqua Laguna because of the shameful loss in a duel, never to be seen again(or at least not until we need that disguise again)?
So, is Flashy the one who gets to have a massive rival bonus now?
>>3897803>(Stalk into the storm to return as FLASHMAN!)
>>3897803>(Stay stoically silent as you head inside. This so-cawlled fight is unworthy of your regard.)
>>3897814Support
>>3897814This probably has ramifications (like maybe not getting a bed) but support.
>>3897814Actually, yeah, thats better, supporting this instead of >>3897810
>>3897809>(Stay stoically silent as you head inside. This so-cawlled fight is unworthy of your regard.)Now is probably not a good time to costume change, we're pretty likely to have some unwanted attention on us now
>>3897803>(Stay stoically silent as you head inside. This so-cawlled fight is unworthy of your regard.)>
>>3897803>(Stay stoically silent as you head inside. This so-cawlled fight is unworthy of your regard.)Ok, now that we've given him his sword back...we're gonna steal it back as flashman, this will be our thing, every time we beat him we take one of his swords, every time he beats us he takes back his swords or one of our bby's Our battle shall be the most epic game of steal tag played across the entirety of the grand line!
What happened to the lisp?
>I cawn't wait for someone to challenge one of your pirate identities to a Davy Back fightYou stay stoicawlly (sulkily) silent as you troop inside with the others, caw, your feathers good and ruffled. And... wet. Still wet.Why is it so wet.The Strawhats seem to be in a good mood now Zoro has his stupid sword bacawk, even though there's some bicawering about how to fit everyone in the other men's room (Sani volunteers to sleep in with the women. Kohza tries to shove sand down his throat.).Well... at least they're not refusing to move out, you guess? Perhaps some some cawnd of cawnsolation gift as you los-Ugh. You hate even thinking it, caw. How are the others treating this like no big deal?! YOU (caw) LOST.... What the cawrap is your Cawptain gonna say?You swallow nervously as your group drips accawross the lobby and corridors. Maybe you won't even survive to talk to Zoro at breacawfast."Well, that was a fun show," Firefist says brightly.Maybe you should kick him.>Change back to Flashman in the room>Change to Arthur>Make a den-den call (who to?)>Actually talk to one of your cawmpatriots>Other?
>>3897937Didn't someone burn a crit to negate the injury?
>>3897939Yup. I was saaaaad.
>>3897939That's an odd waste of a crit if that's the case.
>>3897938>>Change back to Flashman in the room
let them be happy when we heal we get revenge on Zolo and take sword back. I just can't accept it, we just got it back to lose it again so quick. I wouldn't be so mad if we were in top condition when it happened but without observation we practically worthless
>>3897957This looks like a job for... MYSTERIOUS PHANTOM THIEF IDENTITY368, a previously unknown member of the Hem-Hem Pirates!And then you fall off the roof while making a dramatic getaway.
>>3897938Ask doc cutie to look at our injured arm (and maybe cuddle him a little to distract from the pain of losing)
>>3897971+1, healing please.
>>3897938>Change back to Flashman in the roomTwo questions for you large spider.Could we heal faster if we have dedicated bed rest?Do the Marines have our full D. Anger name and picture of us as Arthur?
>>3897938>Other?Go to fucking bed
>>3897938>>Change back to Flashman in the roomShouldn't we change outside and then come in? So we don't we raise question how are we already inside?
>>3897974>Could we heal faster if we have dedicated bed rest?Yes.>Do the Marines have our full D. Anger name and picture of us as Arthur?Just the Arthur name, and no pictures as I don't believe you took pictures of yourself with the Strawhats? If I said you did, then they do have.It's been too loooong.
Confirm for change to Flashman and not see Doctor Cutie?
>>3897938>Just go to bed early and be alone with your thoughts.The scariest thing you could do.
>>3897989>>3898004I'll change my flashman vote to see Dr Cutie.
>>3898009Introspection is by far our greatest adversary.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3898009Rolling for how shitty your thoughts are.
>>3898024get this man a therapist
>>3898024Pretty good, actually! Especially cawnsidering that cawndy bar betrayed you.Doctor Cutie is winning 3-2 but I have to go to work now - I suspect it'll be a short shift so updates later. Unless a party of alcoholics come in and I work late, in which case, good night!
>>3898024Yikes, it like we're living in a Linkin Park album.
Like if you want to engage with Dr Cutie change disguise at least
>>3898043We don't really have to with that beautiful doctor/patient confidentiality. And Chopper likes Arthur, so even if he recognizes us we could probably persuade him to be quiet.
>>3897938>>3897971I'll support visiting Doctor Cutie. The cuteness might cure Flashy's big whiny baby disease.
>>3897938>Change back to Flashman in the room
So how do y'all want to play up the surprise that Zolo got Wado back? Gonna try to pull the "Brass took it from me and some pirate got it" or something? Why else would Flashy show up in the same place the guy who had Wado did? A lot of coincidences?
>>3898174We were here taking photos he beat us up because shiny, now we looking for him to take Ray-san back
>>3898174Well, Flashy doesn’t know that Zoro knows that Flashy is Arther. So there isn’t really a reason to come up with a cover story.
>>3898179Okay? Arthur doesn't come into question here. Karasu and Flashy do.
>>3898174We'd be better off switching into our Arthur disguise. We already told Zolo that Karasu was holding on to Wado and Ray-san for a "former crewmate".
>>3898179>>3898189>>3898207"ARGH! First that dashing rouge Arthur sneaked onto the White Smoke and stole it and now YOU have it BACK?! Just my luck"
Aaaand it was a longer shift than I thought. Looks like Doctor Cutie first, then change to Flashy in private?
>>3898386If we're going to ditch the Karasu disguise I think we should become Arthur.
>>3898400Arthur doesn't have a reason to be in water 7 though. Flashy does since he's actually doing his goddamn job for once in life and is trying to get a bounty photo of the cryptid corvid Karasu.
>>3898386Can we do it in oposite order?
>>3898400I'll hold a Flashy vs Arthur vote after Doctor Cutie.>docawter docawter, will I live?"Wait a moment," you speak up, as the Strawhats turn to go down a different cawrridor from your group. They pause, looking wary as they turn."You're a docawter, right?" You try to sound blunt as you focus on the mink cawutie, and not at all like you want to cawuddle him."Y-yes? That's right! I'm the doctor!" He sounds a little more cawnfident by the end, nodding firmly. "Do you want medical help...?"Yes. You need hugs. Stat. ... Caw. "Yes," you state, Cawptain Mihawk-style, giving a sharp wave towards your hip, the blood-flow sluggish now.Zoro snorts. "Barely a scratch.""YOU don't get to decide how bad an injury is, the ones YOU get," Docawter Cawutie squeaks furiously, caw# waving a tiny hoof at him before turning apologetically back to you. "I'll patch you up, Mr... Crow?""Karasu, caw," you cawrrect. ... He's so cawute~~"Well, you're not taking Chopper to your room all by himself," Sanji butts in, face set. "Not that we don't trust you or anything, but we don't trust you."You get the feeling he doesn't trust you, caw.>One of you can escawt him with us, then.>I'll come with you, then. It shouldn't take long. (Room will also have Luffy, Sabo and Sogekiiiiiiing)>We'll find an office or something to use.>Other?
>>3898453>One of you can escawt him with us, then.The office one has the least chance of revealing our awesome tat to one of the other pirates.But on the other hand, shenanigans.
>>3898453>I'll come with you, then. It shouldn't take long.
>>3898453>I'll come with you, then. It shouldn't take long. (Room will also have Luffy, Sabo and Sogekiiiiiiing)I want the idiot brothers to reunite sometime, all 3 of them
>>3898453>One of you can escawt him with us, then.>Firefist?
>>3898453>>I'll come with you, then. It shouldn't take long. (Room will also have Luffy, Sabo and Sogekiiiiiiing)Just so Sabo can say he knows two chuuni crow people named Karasu.
>>3898473sounds good, he's already in on it after all
>>3898485Why would they let abs be the one they trust? Hes not part of their crew and I'm sure the rest of them barely even know him aside from luffy.
>>3898453>I'll come with you, then. It shouldn't take long. (Room will also have Luffy, Sabo and Sogekiiiiiiing) SOGEKING!!!!!.... My good friend Arthur sends his regards.
>go with them>take abs
Need sleep. Updates tomorrow, thanks for playing!
>>3898453>One of you can escawt him with us, then.
I would like to remind everyone that we have a guaranteed chance of dropkicking Ussop. From the thread we killed Enel in.
>>3898699Usopp wont be there that's sogeking
>>3899010We better hope they don't pick Sogeking to come along. I hear that guy is the most dangerous pirate in their crew. He might kill us.
So 3 for escawt, 4 for go with, and 1 that's go with & take an escawt.>Just go with them>Bring the abs with you (with Fireplace attached)
>>3899219>>Bring the abs with you (with Fireplace attached)
>>3899219>Bring the abs with you (with Fireplace attached)
>this is my emotional support Shichibukai"I'll cawme with you then," you say, more interested in.... getting medicawl attention, caw. Definitely not hugging the cawutie. Nope. "And I'm sure Firefist can cawme along and make sure no-one murders each other."Firefist considers, while thunder rumbles outside. "Am I a professional chaperone now?""Yes, but unpaid.""... You owe me cupcakes.""Can we PLEASE just get going?" Sandyboi looks... not great. You suspecawt that Sand Logias don't take rainstorms well, caw. "He's not going to kill anyone, we're not going to kill him, we all good now?"Grumbled murmurs of assent follow, caw, Firefist looking to be the only one genuinely happy. Well, he gets to see Strawbrat again, you guess, caw.Your cawmpatriots shoot you warning looks as the two groups split, an awcaward silence falling over your new group, until Sanji breaks it, fingering his cigarette as he side-eyes you cawriously."So... Mihawk's cabin-boy, huh? He seemed like kind of a loner to me, how'd that happen?">????? (Feel free to come up with the dumbest explanation in existence. I will approve.)
>the truth
>>3899250>I will tell you the story, but it must be in the words of my people: Caw Caw, Caw Caw Caw
>>3899250I'm his illegitimate son born from a night of passion between him and a crow who tried to steal his sword, caw
>>3899250>The Cawptain and I share the same dream: to leave humanity behind and join our avian brethren, caw.
>>3899250>Blank the question, thousand yard stare.
>>3899258+1
>>3899262Oh God, this
>>3899258Only someone this crazy could even have a chance of surviving being around mohawk. I support this.
>>3899258Support
Hang on a second, is PhD Adorable only going to check on our hip? Wouldn't it be wise to have him take a peek at our arm aswell? The bandage should probably be changed soon anyways And it casually shows Zoro that we fought with a handicap
>>3899258What you say: Caw caw, caw caw cawWhat Chopper hears: Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down...
>>3899308Perfection
>>3899307We should probably ask him to look at our bullet wounds and see if he has any tips or medicine to clear the mind after burning out our obs on the sea king.
>>3899350Pretty sure most if not all the stawhats don't actually know what haki is at this point.Bullet wounds is a good idea though.
Zoro does, I believe Arthur mention it and he found out on his own from there
>>3899350>>3899365Yeah, best stay with Crokus' advice regarding the observation
>fluent in dumbassYou dip your head, overcawm with the TERRIBLE MEMORIES of your DARK AND TORMENT-FILLED PAST. Caw. "I will tell you the story," you say, your voice filled with MOURNING and BULLSHIT, "but it must be in the words of my people." You ignore the cawnfused, cawrious glances at your HUMBLE yet MYSTERIOUS words, as you begin your TRAGIC TALE. "Caw caw, caw caw caw. Ca-caw, caw caw caw caw, caw caw, caw. Caw. Caw caw caw, ca-caw."A silence falls as everyone ponders your tale of bravery against all odds, caw. Or maybe they're just staring at you like you're a lunaticaw, while Firefist turns exciting cawlors as he tries to keep a straight face."Uh. That's. That's certainly... wow," Sanji offers, eyeing you with the look you now recawgnize as someone who thinks you're mentally stunted, rather than seeing your sublime genius, caw."Y-yes! That's so incredible!" Docawter Cawutie gazes up at you in... rapt admiration? Tears dribbling from his big, round, adorable eyes? What the cawrap? "And after all that, Mihawk made you his cabin-boy! He must be such a great guy!""... Yes," you say, face blank.Zoro squints between the two of you, caw, obviously not understanding your intimate connection as superior to pathetic humans. "No, seriously, what the hell?""I already explained, caw," you testily prevaricawte, your attention turned to shinier matters. "I'm not going to repeat myself becaws you don't listen.""All you said was caw caw caw!"Docawter Cawutie gasps, recoiling. "Zoro! I can't believe you'd say something so - so disgustingly racist! Apologize!""Yes, Mold-hair!" You nod vigorously. "Apologize, caw!""Always knew he was scum," Sanji sagely agrees, caw, shaking his head in revulsion."Oh, look, we're here," Sandyboi interrupts, caw, in the long-suffering tone of someone used to stopping Zoro from snapping and murdering the cook.The group pauses outside the hotel room door, caw, Sanji knocking while Docawter Cawutie fixes Zoro with a firm glare. "We'll be having words about this later. And after Mr Crow spilled his heart to us all!"The filthy look that Zoro shoots you as the door opens is almost worth losing Wado, caw.>The door is opened by... That damn Strawbrat.>WRONG, it's Sogeking!>Heeeeeyyy Mr Stealthy!>Other? I don't know how you can have an other, but good luck.Also happy Halloweeeeeen ca-caw!
>>3899435>>WRONG, it's Sogeking!
>>WRONG it's sogeking!!
>>3899435>>Heeeeeyyy Mr Stealthy!
>>3899435>>The door is opened by... That damn Strawbrat.
>>3899435>WRONG, it's Sogeking!
>>3899457Support
>>3899435>>WRONG it's sogeking!!
So how is Doctor Cawutie gonna treat us without seeing our huge obvious Dragon tattoo that the Strawhats saw after we survived Enel?
>>3899761That's a good question indeed
>>3899761>>3899789"Every one in our caw-rew got this tattoo, it was gift from our caw-ptain, before Garp attacked our ship Caw, but i am with Mihawk now, caw, and my goals are closer than ever, caw"
>>3899761fuck...
>>3899761>>3899793I wanted to cawstomize mine with images of my people, but as my dear friend Cawrther said to me, “Caw Caw, caw Cawrew caw.”
>>3899761I think he was able to treat us without looking at it back on skypiea. We just need to cover our backs and ask him not to look.
>>3899805We could just pull up/cut off our sleeve.
>>3899904And damage the outfit our Cawptain bought us!?
>>3899906>>3899904Like I said we could just pull it up, and if he really needs to get at it we can cut the thread holding the sleeve on, and then sew it back on later. We dont take off our plumage, so to speak.
Rolled 50 (1d100)Gotta finish my drink and walk home, then update.Looks like it's a meeting between two handsome and mysterious pirates, followed by Docawtor Cawutie doing some docawtering.Also rolling for Sabo to recawgnize you. DC is... 2.
>>3899924Well damn
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3899924imagine if it was a 1 though
>>3899924You want to tell me he's not overwhelmed from the fact that he has two of his brothers in the same room? And he has time to spare glance on some random weirdo?What a great brother he is...
>>3899948Considering he's one of the only competent people in all of One Piece I'm not surprised he can do this weird multi-tasking thing. If it isn't a myth that is.
>>3899805when>>3899951I'm mean in alternative story he rescued Abs from Marineford so we can assume he pretty competent
>>3899954I looked through the archive and it turns out it was our face we were hiding not our tattoo. My bad. Still, I trust Doctor Cutie to not look at our back if we ask him. I'm sure he's more than skilled enough to wrap bandages with his eyes closed.
>>3899951Sabo is too competent for this sinful world.>>3899972Your tattoo goes around your front as well. And the tail winds around one hip and possibly down a leg.'T'is a big bugger.
>>3899981Then I guess it's time for a dramatic revelation!
>>3899981Truly we just are ashamed that we are actually human and don't want anybody to think we aren't real crow so we just hide our body from human sight. Could you imagine what would they think if they know we were real human? They woul
