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Chapter 2: Mk 31
"Against the Gain." Edition

SESSION
START!

>You are trapped in Purgatory

A: "Fuck Mother Fuck Shut Cunt Fuck Tuck a Duck in my GAPING BUTT SUCC."

>Anonymous.

>With Star Butterfly
>Marco Diaz
>Tom Lucikron
>Susan Mc Moot (Your former Zombie minion, now extremely gay, extremely tall sister friend)
>And Sabrina Macintosh

A: "TOM!"
>You shriek
>As a root grows out of your right pant leg
>And burrows deeper into the grey soil

A: "You said this path to Hell was SAFE!"
T: "Nuh uh! I said. It's secure. It is! Nobody would expect us to come this way!"

>A talking tree
>Is watching your team panic
>He looks
>Placid
>Disappointed

RW: "Hey, Kid."
A: "Ratherwood I am gonna carve you into a Cedar Dick and FUCK YOUR MOM WITH IT."

RW: "Wood you rather...make choice?"
A: "I wanna EAT. YOUR NIPPLES."

RW: "Or be like me?"
>He motions
>To his warped, wooden and leafless body

>Tom goes back to muttering to the lake
>That awful silver lake
>Where the tree sits and watches the un-world of Purgatory go by

RW: "First choice. Is you can take...a bunch of easy choices."
>Ratherwood points to the lake
>Then to himself
RW: "Or one. Really difficult choice. That might ruin ya."

>Marco is still crying
>Petting the kitten he teleported back here with
M: "I'm so sorry."
>The Kitten Mewls
>Perfectly unharmed
M: "I can't do it and I'm so sorry I almost did."

>The Tree
>Smiles
RW: "How nice."

>He shakes
>Almost like laughing
>But not at anyone
>Or anything
>Just...laughing

RW: "I might have some company soon."

WHAT DO!?

1. "Tell me all the rules. All of them."
2. "Fuck you, I'd rather be a mutant than a stooge." (Take the unknown number of easy questions)
3. "Tell me this so called "Hard Choice." (Take the Tree's decision)
4. Scream. Rip the roots growing from your feet and star trying to rip the cage apart.

Let's a go.

CHARACTER SHEET (With links to your journal) HERE
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

>Oh
>And don't forget
L: "There isn't much time...but you could steal the lake water. If we have the right ingredients. We might just be able to brew our way out this insipid scheme."
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>>3977445
>4. Scream. Mind Scream
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>>3977445
>1. "Tell me all the rules. All of them."
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>>3977454
Mindscream wont work. This is nonbullshit warping. Non magical.

Tell everyone to relax and that none of this is real bur we must make choices.

1. Tell us the rules AND who is in the lake and then we will make choice. We cannot be expected to make choices uninformed. To do so isnt a choice, its a trick and this game is forfeit.
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Adding use the time its explaining to gather the ingredients and tell him we need to consider our chocies carefully.


Stall, stall stall stall.
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>>3977516
like the animal infant choice its not a choice in the spirit of the game if someone dont pick for them self
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>>3977445
>>3977454
Fiiine. Changing support to >>3977516 and >>3977519
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>>3977445
Supporting >>3977516
... AND grabbing some of that mystic lake water. You wanted us to make a choice, you infernal tree, you'll get yours from it.
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>>3977541
support
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>>3977516
>>3977476
>>3977454

>3 for hearing all the rules
>2 for duplicitously gathering ingredients

L: "This has been far too easy. For the incorrect party."

>You are seething
A: "No more games."

RW: "It's not a game. It's a choice."
A: "Well. I want time to decide!"

>The Tree
>Motions to the expanse of nothing
>In all directions
>To the still air

RW: "Time means nothing here."
A: "Is that one of the rules?"

RW: "This isn't a game. This is just how things are."

A: "Tell me how it is."

>You're glancing around
>Trying to key into Luna's advice
>Find a way out
>Any way out

>Surely
>You can stall

Roll WISDOM!
AND INT!

2 d20s

RW: "Here is how it is. You're stuck."
>He points to you and your whole party
RW: "That's what happens in purgatory. You get stuck. This place? This lake? Just one of all kinds of places you could get stuck."

>The tree points to itself
RW: "I got stuck...and wouldn't make any hard choices."
>He
>Smiles
RW: "So I'm stuck. Still."
>Then motions to his roots
RW: "Still am. Still will be. So I just tell people the choices."

>He raises a branch
RW: "Choice 1. You get 1 hard question. Or a bunch of little ones."

>Me motions to the lake
RW: "Lake is older than me. It was here before. It makes the 'rules' I guess. Or maybe nobody does?"

>The tree shrugs
RW: "Each person ends up with somewhere between...10 and 100 easy ones."

>He points to Tom
RW: "That kid has 77 left."
A: "What? He's been whispering to the lake for half an hour."

RW: "He keeps picking 'I won't pick' heh..."
>The tree leans forward to you
>Eyebrows formed from leafless bark and knots raise

RW: "That has consequences...but it don't get you closer to leaving."
>He lays back
>Onto his roots

RW: "That's it. Everybody has their own hard one. Everybody has their own path of easy ones. You might be able to...fix. What you choose to do."

>He shrugs

RW: "But me? I like it here."

Now roll.
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Rolled 10, 6 = 16 (2d20)

>>3977546
AAAAAAAH
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Rolled 7, 12 = 19 (2d20)

>>3977546
Hoo boy.
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Rolled 10, 15 = 25 (2d20)

>>3977546
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Rolled 12, 13 = 25 (2d20)

>>3977546
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Rolled 7, 1 = 8 (2d20)

>>3977546
GyaaaaAAAH
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Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d20)

>>3977546
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Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d5)

The rolls.

Two different actions.
One to perceive.
The other to invent and construct.

>This is Big Brain time

A: "See?"
>You sneer
A: "This is a trick unless you fuckin' explain yourself! Whole thing is forfeit!"

>You shriek
>As another root grows out of your ankle

A: "YOU BITCH! THIS SHIT IS RIGGED!"

>The Tree
>Ratherwood, he called himself
>Narrows his knotted eyes at you
>And asks

RW: "Who are you arguing with?"

J: "Anon."
>Jackie
>calls from a ways off from the lake
>Her body is swelling
>Her hips and back show many bulges from her new roots

J: "Tell him I want a hard one."
RW: "A hard one? No need. I know when somebody wants a hard one and I'm the guy who delivers."

A: "Back offa her."
RW: "You can't keep people away from their options du-"
>The tree looks you up and down
RW: "Girl-"
>He pauses again
>Turns himself sideways to examine you at another angle

RW: "Kid? Either way."
>He turns
>Points to Jackie with his one arm

RW: "Wood you rather...forget your parents? Or your parents forget you?"


>Jackie looks up from her knees
>Her eyes so cold
>So snapped from a decision in front of her she can't make

J: "N-...no fair, dude."
RW: "Well. I'm sorry."
J: "It's not fair."
RW: "I can't fix it but..."
>The Tree shrugs

RW: "I -am- sorry."

J: "I'd rather my parents forget me."
A: "WHA-"
J: "It's o.k."

>No
>NO it really is nOT
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>>3977598
i am arguing with the lake and you dry fuck this is not rules if they change constantly or not told to us
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>>3977598
Wood-ass piece of shit ain't sorry; can't be sorry for something you don't regret doing.
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I dont think anyone is here. This is just a shitty place to get stuck. Unless luna can pull us out. We can use magic to fix it all later.
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>>3977598


>Wisdom
>>3977568
12+8 = 20

>You see that the roots on your legs aren't moving quickly
>They're just there
>It hurts to pull them loose
>But pain?
>Pain doesn't mean shit to you

L: "400 millilitres of the liquid. You'll need to use a heat source."
A: "Magic fire?"
L: "Something sustainable. You'll need prolonged heat."


>You can feel that the ground isn't very strong
>or dry
>Or wet
>It has nothing distinct about it

A: "I wonder what choice the fuckin' tree won't make?"
L: "Focus, dear. You'll need a basic distillation. That water is a medium. A method of communication."
A: "I-...I can't do that."
L: "I. Despise. That word."
A: "Well it's true Er- Fuck. I mean I don't know HOW to do that."

L: "A heat source. A way to channel fumes. A method of re-cooling vapors."


>With your wisdom
>Your uncanny ability to always pick up the details

>You can tell this place
>Is only a trap for those who stay in it
>Or those who just...won't accept the consequences

>With your failed INT check
>Luna's instructions sound like Chinese
>You don't have lab equipment
>You're an arsenal, not a chemist closet
>You're getting distracted
>Even more angry

>Your roots, deepen

RW: "Do you wanna pick?"
A: "Fuck No I-"

>Jackie is gone
A: "JACKIE!?"
RW: "She picked."

>The Tree
>Shrugs

RW: "She's free."

1. "WHERE IS SHE!?" (Threaten Ratherwood while you try to figure out Luna's Recipe. Or at least how to do it)

2. "Fuck it then. Fuck this. Give me my hard one." (Gets you your choice, you might be with Jackie if you choose)

3. "Guys. Let's all pick hard ones. No judgement." (Try to get everyone to escape)

4. "Bring your shit on then!" (Do like Tom and shotgun as many easy ones as fast as you can. Maybe the damage can be undone?)
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>>3977628

The image.
Of Anon trying to do BEMISTRY.
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>>3977628
>Psionically call Jackie to see if she's actually free
otherwise, 1
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>>3977628
L: "A heat source. A way to channel fumes. A method of re-cooling vapors."
Easy
Masscure Wave or Combustion the shit outta the lake
Then we use that spell we used in Africa to make it rain, which means killing Marco's cat
EzPz
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>>3977628
Cant portal out.
3. And tell people you have to go through with it and if they hurt we can erase the memory .we got fucked if you dont choose and do it you die. Sorry.


Also be the last to go.
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>>3977628
>>3977631
O SHIT, supportan >>3977644
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>>3977644
Rain from where? To do what. We dont have a Chemistry set. Its damage control time and we need to help everyone through. This is just a hard dick we have to take.
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>>3977628
Combustion form, cannonball, tell Tom to get off his butt and light the lake up.
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>>3977631
Jackie is not psionic.
It we can see her thoughts but she cant see ours.

>>3977644
>>3977628
We could also rip the roots at our feet and use them to fuel the combustion fire.
Star can summon shit at will from her wand or turn it i to one. If we could describe the proper material we could ask her ro creat an alrchemy set... or a bong.
Alternatively we can ask to borrow her wand and try ourselves.
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>>3977628
>>3977631
>>3977651
On second thought, >>3977655
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>>3977628
Massacre wave and a cat won't work to actually distill a liquid. We need heating and COOLING not just raining.

Fortunately we have.

>Cryosis form
>tell tom to boil the lake, use your mutual defense contract of you have to.
>get yourself some sick vapor, and cool it back into liquid. TLDR, they might mix as liquids, but they will try to seperate as gasses. Albeit not very well.
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>>3977685
so ice container to compress the gasses and cooling down more
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>>3977628
>>3977685
Fuck it. This works.
Masscure Wave might be over kill.
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>>3977685
We need recipients to keep them in...

We can use the sax wand to boil water inside of it... then rhe ability of Stars want to transform itself to catch the gas and cool it.
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>>3977694
>>3977610
Do it.
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>>3977628
>>3977631
>>3977651
>>3977667
Okay, now >>3977685 actually sounds like a plan
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>>3977685
we argue with it while we do the potions
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>>3977628
https://youtu.be/V5ep0-ojPGw

Learn autistic nigger! LEEEEAAAARRRRNNNNNNNNNNMMM
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>>3977685
>>3977644
>>3977631

Going all in to follow Luna's idea?

I count this as a vote for...

>1

However. It's clear you have no interest in talking to the tree.


>It is clear
>You want
>mad Science

https://youtu.be/TgJyScKO0OY?list=RDkpeRTPpBjdY

>Noted.

RW: "What are you doing?"
>You don't respond to the tree
>Fuck that

A: "Mom. Get me outta here."
>You can feel Luna
>Rolling through your mind
>Looking out through your head at this
>Nightmare un-world
>This Un-Place
>She begins to list cooking instructions

L: "Step one. Boil."

A: "Tom!"
T: "I am busy! I am trying to get through this!"

RW: "You've got 70 left by the way!"
>Tom has lost an eye
>He has wrinkles, way too soon

>For some reason his skin smells like pop corn
>You are not having it

A: "Tom."
T: "What?"
>You yank your feet
>Out of the ground they try to root in
>Over and over
>Some of your shoes begins to tear with it

A: "I enact my right. As your fuckin' man-wife."
T: "You can't HOLD ME BACK WITH YOUR STUPID PLANS!"

A: "YOU signed up for my stupid plans when you COMMITTED TO ME!"
>Tom glares you down
>Snarls

T: "Not everybody gets to scheme their way outta things."
M: "You guys!"

>Marco calls out
M: "We are literally here because of a scheme!"

St: "Give me a hard one!"
RW: "Oh? You wanna do that now?"
St: "Yes! I can take it!"

RW: "Magic. Or Him?"
>Ratherwood
>Points to Marco

RW: "Pick one."

cont
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>>3977789

>Star
>Freezes in place

RW: "You only get to keep the one you pick."

>Marco has also frozen
>Ratherwood takes a heaving sigh

>As you
>Unchain Tom

T: "I didn't agree to help you!"
A: "Yes you did! In our contract."
T: "Well you're not helping ME by making me do this! It's costing us-"

>A root grows from Tom's Eye socket
>And mingles with one of your feet roots

A: "We have to try."
T: "Why!? Why do you always gotta have it YOUR way?"

A: "You wanna do it HIS WAY!?"
>You point to the tree

RW: "Once again. Told ya. This isn't me doing this. Just how it i-"
>You whirl around
>And scream

A: "FUCK HOW IT IS. IF -I- WIN. THEN IT COULD BE BETTER!"

>Ratherwood
>Blinks
>As Luna's laugh
>Echoes from your head

RW: "Who was that?"
>She goes silent
>But still smiles from behind your eyes

RW: "Eh...doesn't matter."
>The lake Ripples
RW: "They ain't really here anyways."

>You grab Tom
>And Cock him
>Like a pump action shotgun

A: "You're Fire. I'm Ice. I got a plan."
T: "Anon."

>Tom looks back at you
>His roots growing faster

T: "One shot. We get stuck."
A: "...Yeah."
T: "I -will- do what I have to after that."
>Tom's glare softens so much he just looks...sad
>Apologetic?
T: "Don't hate me for that. Ok?"

Sa: "A-Anon?"
>Sabrina is still rooted
Sa: "Don't lose. Please."
>She still looks very scared

ROLL

>STRENGTH (With Muscles)
>WISDOM (From Anon.)

To Dunk Tom
Then Assume Cryosis form and catch steam.
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Rolled 11, 7 = 18 (2d20)

>>3977792
AAAAH
>>
Rolled 9, 16 = 25 (2d20)

>>3977792
So...2d20?
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Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d20)

>>3977792
>>
Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d20)

>>3977792
Luna guide my dice
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Rolled 18, 7 = 25 (2d20)

>>3977792
Give him and Sabrina a smooch.

Your gonna need to do a lot to make me hate you.

Tell Star she knows the answer, not wanting to maim herself doesn't make her a bad guy.
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Rolled 6, 19 = 25 (2d20)

>>3977792
>>
Rolled 20, 16 = 36 (2d20)

>>3977792

Let's see here
>>
Rolled 19, 14 = 33 (2d20)

>>3977792
inb4 we lose
>>
Rolled 5, 18 = 23 (2d20)

>>3977792
GOOD LUCK YOU HORNIFICENT BASTARD
>>
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d20)

>>3977792
For our popcorn boi
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Rolled 5, 9 = 14 (2d20)

>>3977792
PUN ISHED
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>You cock
>Back

>Raising Tom, Prince of hell over your head
>You don't know shit
>About dick
>When it comes to chemistry
>All you know is that if Tom is gonna turn this lake into gas
>He's gonna need to go DEEP

>Muscles Coils inside how own skin like miles of bungee cord inside a nutsack
>He engorges
>Envelops Tom

A: "Gotta go fast."
T: "Do you ever NOT go fast?"

A: "Hey, man women be fishin' and shit can't make em wait all day for the-"

>Right when Tom doesn't think you're going to throw him into the silver lake of hard choices
>You huck him
>Straight down


St: "Marco! I choose Marco!"

>Star
>Disappears

CONT
>>
>>3977813

>You get a nat 20 on strength
>AND SO DOES TOM

>ON
>HIS
>FIRE

https://youtu.be/j8xoV-v1Yl0?list=RDMMj8xoV-v1Yl0

>Muscles and you
>Both
>Flex on these causality following Nibbas

A: "RRAAHHH!"
T: "AAAAAHHHHHH!"

>A comet of a volleyball is sent down so fast
>That the lake explodes like it was hit with a potassium Bomb
>Silver Water Shoots up
>Like a theme park ride

>only to come straight down
>As a waterfall

A: "Oh fuck did I just drown to-"
>A fuckin' 6 eyed Goat Head Made of fire Explodes from the hole the Lake left behind
>Swallows the water
>Then bursts steam-like dragon breath out of it's nostrils, between it's teeth and out of it's eye sockets

>Tom is in the Goat-head's forehead
>His own head spinning like a dredel
>His shirt just fuckin' melts off
>And his forearms split from his fingers down to the elbow into buzz-saw mouths

T: " ˙YINɹƎƎ ˥˥∀ ɹOℲ pƎԀԀ∀HƆ Ǝq ˥˥∀HS SԀI˥ ɹ∩OY MONʞ pN∀ NMOp MOq ˙NOI∀ɹpYH ℲO ɹƎYOɹSƎp ˙H∀Ǝp ƎWOƆƎq W∀ I "


>The problem
>is that the water
>Never seems to stop
>The lake just keeps going
>Steam keeps getting made

RW: "Wow."

>The Lake is now fog

A: "My turn."

cont
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>>3977796
>7+8

>15 total

>You assume a new form
>One based off of your Ice-Spell
>And begin
>To Suck

>and boy do you
A: "Ergh! EH!"

L: "More. We need more, Darling."
A: "Do we need it all?"
L: "It must move through a condensing chamber. Gently. Impurities. Invading influence. It must be preserved."

A: "Fuck! I don't even have a name for this form."

>You are flailing your ice covered body around through the steam
>It condenses on you
>Falls off like sweat

>You try to catch it
>But your hands
>They're just clubs
>You dig in the ground
>Make a hollow for the newly purified water to gather

>it's not right
>You knew the process
>But you just couldn't get the method

T: "AAAHHHH AAHHHHhhhhhh no..."
>Tom
>Drops
>The lake
>Refills

>You are standing in a pool
>Of specially purified DECISION WATER

>You have made enough to reach your knees in your giant ice body

...and you are entirely stuck.

A: "No. NOno NO!"
>Roots too thick to break with your legs are sprouting from you now

>You can't bend down
>You can't turn
>Is it
>No
>It's moving up your spine
>Locking your neck in place
>You can't even turn to see Sabrina

>You just hear her crying

>Luna
>is Angry

L: "There is ALWAYS a way for us."

>There just isn't a way for you to currently
>move

>You're stuck
>Tom is floating on the water
>But he is moving
>Floats on his back
>and speaks
>defeated

T: "Tree. What's my hard one?"
RW: "You wanna become like your mother? Or your father?"

cont
>>
>>3977951

>Tom
>Starts to Laugh
>It's a broken laugh
>He looks at you

T: "Just like my mom."
>Tom Vanishes

Sa: "...me too, tree."
RW: "Oh?"
Sa: "I- I can do it."

A: "NO! Sabrina! I haven't lost! Not yet I haven't!"

>You can move
>Your chest
>And your left arm
>You can breathe
>But...

Sa: "Just tell me, Tree."
RW: "Wood you Rather."

>He pauses
>Then
>Frowns

RW: "Wood you like to save the human race? and never go home?"
>He points at you
RW: "Or Him...but you lose him. Forever."

Sa: "..."

SESSION
END!

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>>3977953
Eh, whatever.

Nobody believing in anon is pretty much his default state anyway.
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>>3977979
Ye of little faith. hast thou forgotten thy trials with the Sky-steel so soon?

>>3977953
... My girl Sab.... I think she'll choose Earth. Because she won't accept losing us forever. Nor does she think we need saving. Because we are everything amazing and impossible in her eyes.
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Post
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Post
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>>3977789
OH SHIT
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SESSION
START!


>Man
>Here you are
>Anonymous

>You are %75 Tree
>%25 boi
>Ice boi specifically


>You are trapped in a binding pillar of roots
>Because you are stuck

A: "I'll GET YOU FOR THIS!"
RW: "Huh?"

>A different tree
>Is nearby
>Ratherwood is his name

RW: "I haven't done this. You're the one choosing. Choosing not to choose. Ah! Right. It was your turn, little girl."

>Sabrina
>Isn't crying
>And she isn't shaking

Sa: "Save...save all the human race...but don't go home?"
RW: "Mhm. Or him...and you lose him."

A: "Sab! Don't play his game! Don't play ANYBODY'S GAME JUST STAY WITH ME."

RW: "Forever."

Sa: "...the human race doesn't need to be saved."
A: "SAB."

Sa: "Anon's gonna save everybody."
>Her voice is almost a whisper
>A breathless gasp
>Yet she look so
>Sure

Sa: "...but all I wanted was to be with you."
>She
>Smiles
Sa: "But I can save you? If I let you go..."

RW: "I guess. Not the choice I would have picked."
>Ratherwood shrugs
RW: "But I never pick."

>Susan
>Is coming
>She's dragging herself from the fog
>She makes it
>To you

RW: "Hey, big girl. Want a hard one?"
>She doesn't respond
>She just

>Hugs you
Su: "...I'm scawed."
A: "MMrr. RRR!"

>You
>Are Mad

What do?

1. "DON'T DO IT! We can have it all!" (Convince Sabrina not to make a choice)

2. "LEAVE HER ALONE! FIGHT ME!" (Yell at the Tree to give you a hard one)

3. [Go Bug] (Use the Transfiguration spell to turn into a swarm of bugs. WARNING: Only the parts of you not restrained will be able to move)

4. Try to inspire Susan to free you.
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>sabrina choose the race I wil be okay
>susan, its okay. Just dont look at the lake.
>calm down and just make your choice

Time to grow up anon and make choices to move forward.
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>>3981041
1. "DON'T DO IT! We can have it all!" (Convince Sabrina not to make a choice)
Just give me a lil bit of time, lil one.
>3. [Go Bug] (Use the Transfiguration spell to turn into a swarm of bugs. WARNING: Only the parts of you not restrained will be able to move)
Then go straight for the Purified Decision Water we made as per Luna's instructions.
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>>3981041
>3
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>>3981067
>>3981068
What do you hope to accomplish? Just choose and leave.
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>>3981041
>>3981068
On second though,
>3 & 4
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>>3981057
supporting
this is the only good choice left for us
if we mess around with this any more then we will be screwed in the raid

we also dont have a plan to cheese this aside from the chemistry one that failed
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>>3981071
I hope to accomplish the plan we already used up last session to do.
If you just pick now you'll be wasting whatever we did last session.

>>3981068
>>3981074
I suggest 1 and 3.
That way we can convince Susan to not make a sacrifice.
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>>3981075
>>3981057

My son is no failure. Your weakness will not be his shared downfall. Be good...and rebel.
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>>3981085
We didnt do Lunas alchemy right and we have a single out.

A random number of choices or a single hard choice and we leave.

We can OWN the damage later.

Hell we could game the easy choices ro rebuild our stats
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>>3981092
And where did that get you, hmm? A spider made of echos ruling a ball of less than dust and regrets.

There are times when going with the flow costs less or can be turned to advantage.

Or, Luna, wood your rather have a tree for a son?
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>>3981092
then what do we do mami?

literally the only play we have left is for anon, sab, susan to make hard choices to move on and let marco do all the easy ones because half of the party already moved on and we don't know how much time has/will have passed the longer we are stuck here.

anon can't really move, and his human arm isn't long enough to reach the puddle of water.

mabye we can convince either susan,sabrina or marco to just drink from that puddle and let anon get some of it, but we don't know what it does.
and from the choices we have presently i don't think it's going to be a option.

so i believe the *best* choice we got is choosing ourselves and tell the rest of the party to either do all easy ones if we cannot convince them to drink the purified water and see what happens, or a hard one if it really is not that detrimental.
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>>3981128
Choose the hard choice and move on, and tell the others to choose.

Whats more important, our ego or the mission.
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>>3981041
>>3981074
Fine. I'll support >>3981067 for the tie
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>>3981137
That is just going to cause more problems also nice metagame
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>>3981041
I choose to have faith in anon.
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>>3981041
Turn into bugs, and tell Sabrina about Own.
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It would seem...

>Two options have tied

2. To take the hard choice
and
3. Go Bug

Anon...once again you are pulled in two directions.

>You play at the desires of your perceived captor
>While clawing your fingers down to the bone at the edges of your cage

You, my boy
Are a melee of intentions.


A: "TREE! FUCK!"
RW: "I can't. Wouldn't want to if I could."

A: "Come at me! Give ME my hard one!"
Sa: "Anon. I can save you. Th-...that's good enough, right?"

A: "If I can't answer you you'll never know."
Sa: "Wha-"

>YOU CRUMBLE
>INTO A SWARM
>OF SHRIEKING INSECTS
>THAT HAVE NO NATURAL ORIGIN

A: "Skkrkrrrshhhhhhh..."
>Your head
>And left arm
>Become a small swarm

>AND ARE FREE!


cont
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>>3981168

>Ratherwood Speaks

RW: "Wood you Rather. Um...what?"
>He looks down at you
>All 46 of the You-s you currently are
>Then shrugs

RW: "Wood you rather... Everyone gets out of here, and out of their choices but you. Or. You get out...and everyone else goes back in?"

>Marco Blinks
>Seeming to come around

M: "wh- that's easy."
RW: "For you, maybe."
M: "No! That's SO EASY! Why can't -I- have that choice!?"
RW: "I don't know."

>You don't know either
>But you know your choice

>You are a pile of bugs
>You can fly for short distances
>You can crawl up surfaces


>There is a pool of distilled water from the lake underneath your trapped body

>Susan is turning into a tree

>Sabrina is...
>Praying?
>Who the fuck is she praying t-

Sa: "You don't have to be a god just be the best you please don't hurt people who don't deserve I know you're gonna win I know you're gonna save me please save me-"


>Oh
>It's you she's praying too

>Marco is screaming at the tree

M: "GIVE THAT TO ME! I'LL SAVE EVERYBODY!"

RW: "I don't pick the questions."
M: "Anon isn't some hero!"
RW: "I don't pick the questions."
M: "Why would you make me-..."

>Marco looks at his hands
>Then down at the Kitten he brought back
>From wherever he went

M: "Why!?"
RW: "Just how it is, Kid."


L: "Anonymous."
A: "Brain...small. Body. Divided."
L: "The next step is to mix."


>Mix?

L: "Mix the distilled water. With something powerful."

What do?

1. Make the hard choice

>Free Everyone else
or
>Free yourself

2. Save Susan (So she can free your body, or just to save her)

3. Drink the Distilled water. (Mixing it with your magic)

4. Give the Water to Sabrina (Mixing it with her prayers)

Let's go.
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>>3981171
>3 and 4
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>>3981171
1. Free everyone then cheese our way out. We wont be a tree because we chose.
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>>3981171
Sabrina. Use. The. Hat. Save. Me. So. I Can. Save. Everyone.

Have luna OWN you, and then free everyone, take the hat back first though.

It's time you show this fucking thing EXACTLY what it trapped itself in here with.

Also you need stars magic. And Jackie's rents memories. Ect, ect...
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>>3981186
Luna deals double damage to people she posesses. We dont have the hat. It would kill sabrina.
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>>3981171
>4. Give the Water to Sabrina (Mixing with her prayers)
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>>3981178
supporting this
ideally i would everyone to drink it
but if we can't do both at that moment I would want anon to mix it with his magic.
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>>3981188
Can you link me the hat stats? I can't seem to find them at the moment.
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>>3981171 (ref)
>>3977541
Voting 4.
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>>3981171
Can we at least also use OWN to free ourself? Or at least try?
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>>3981171
I guess I'll switch to supporting 4 as well. With a side of saving some lake water for later as well.
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>>3981171
Oh, and just to be perfectly clear.

I also vote to save everyone. After the tears of course. I want to have words with this tree.
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>>3981171
>>3981205
Shit, fuck, didn't see >>3981186. More in line withanon, I think. Would rather support that. Sorry >>3981207
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>You can feel what you're gonna do before your dozens of tiny minds
>Even make a decision

>You glance up at Susan
>Just languishing
>Rooting deeper
>She was ready to die beside her
>Shame

>You're not gonna let her do that

>As soon as you secure your life mask
>Why do you trust Luna so much?
>Do you see how much you've had...
>Pulled out of you?
>How much has been
>Stripped off of you

>The Path of Freedom is not the path of prosperity
>It is-

Be. Silent.

>It is the sacrifice
>Of everything else
>For you.

A: "shkreh!"
>One of your bugs
>Shrieks

RW: "Really?"
A: "SHREH! SKrij"

RW: "Man. That's cool."

>YOU CHOOSE
>TO RELEASE YOUR FRIENDS

>And Stay trapped here
>To find your own way

A: "They get the easy way."
L: "You could have given that mercy to yourself."


>Oh, don't toy with the fuckin' kid anymore Luna.
L: "Tú primero, hombre azul."


>Marco
>Sabrina
>Susan

>Vanish

>...
>You are alone
>With Ratherwood
>And your decision

cont
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>>3981292

>Your little feet are growing roots
>Your wings are already threaded with thorns and strings

>Which leads to part two
>Of your decision

YOU DIVE INTO THE DISTILLED WATER

>This liquid
>Your every effort has produced it
>And what does it get you?

>You drink
>Deeply

https://youtu.be/gFptnALSEKE?list=PLsVZyfqqU5ag7gipsGHlClY1qbRxHSda9

>You are granted a choice
>But
>What has been distilled out of this water?

L: "Deception. Obfuscation."
>...

L: "Contrivance."

>Anon
>To escape purgatory
>You have to change

>You've accepted some of that
>You've rejected the rest
>When you are set adrift
>You must do more than just react
>You must act

This is who you have become.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

>Would
>You rather

TRADE AWAY YOUR WEAKNESSES (Your Stats lower than 5) to turn them into ONE STRENGTH.

>You would pick between
-Your Strength
-Your Dex
-Your INT

or

SACRIFICE 3 OF YOUR SPELLS

>To make 1 spell
>Strong as all 3 combined

L: "I have distilled. Choice. Change. The essence of this place. Removed it's pyrrhic nature."

>...and I bet your friends really miss you
>And learned a lot
>From this

What do?
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>>3981293
Lunas awesome. As usual.

Also now I really AM sad we can't steal some water.
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>>3981293
Give up combustion cryosis and time turning. Make them one.
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>>3981293
>choose
STRENGTH, DEX, INT
>combine to Int.

We never really use dex. Str can combine with muscles in noncombat and again we only have a +3 to str and a +1 to dex. +6 int would help us a lot as we are a wizard build.

Our spells are too powerful a tool to mess up.
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>>3981319
I disagree sir. Those stats are part of what makes anon who he is. Part of his very self.

Just... magicing that away feels dirty.

The spells on the other hand... we have a bevy of outdated or only situationally useful spells. Spells that are merely relics of times gone past. Spells that can, and should be combined.
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>>3981337
The spells are part of what Luna is. Those are also super powerful spells and while I like a spell power up, losing three ones limits their utility.

Stats are just stats and can be modified at will with enough power. We arent defined by numbers. But not having anon be a short bus wizard would help a lot more.
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>>3981293
ANALYZING CHOICES

i think for the stat change, we could sacrifice our dex and strength and add them to int
(anon has 3 str and 1 dex on his own, overwritten by muscles)
the bonus int can help anon with taking strings, or other spells that use int.


SACRIFICING SPELLS

if we were to sacrifice spells to create a new one, here is what we cannot sacrifice:

raise dead - core spell, only way to raise army strength and susan
BFB - core healing spell
starwalk - good utility and mobility spell
one with nothing - core spell, most of our combo spells use this spell
transfigure- a core mobility spell

so that leaves us with these spells:
combustion
massacre wave
mournmending
cryosis
sleep
time turning
sky splitter

if we were to do this then we need to combine 3 into a spell that is a sure-fire way to kill carol/ WAR PLANET boss.

out of these I don't want to sacrifice mournmending or time splitter because those are good utility spells, and I do not want to sacrifice both massacre wave AND combustion because those two are anon's only offensive spells.

SO if we were to sacrifice our spells my idea would be:
sacrificing massacre wave+ sky splitter+cryosis

this would be a huge aoe water/ice limit break-like spell that may or may not require a charge.

My choice would be for anon to change his stat's into INT first, but if we gotta sacrifice our spells, I would support it, i just want anon to sacrifice these three spells.
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>>3981340
Personally I trust Qman not to screw us over, and well...

I imagine what we get will be based on what we put in. Anons for, Jackie's ice, and the time they've used to grow. So, so different. Grow together, and then apart.

Also those probably aren't the only fire and ice spells well ever have ya know? Those are deep, primal elements, and we won't lose the spell combo versions. (I think?) Quest can we get an answer on that?
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>>3981350
We cannot use the time spell or we cant save earth. Flat out.

Also

Option a. Give up two small stat boosts for a big boost to one with utility.

Or

Option B. Give up three spells AND the gigaforms for some.vauge over powered spell that isnt defined.


Gains, or expensive mystery box...
Its the easiest choice.
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>>3981293
RW: "Once again. Told ya. This isn't me doing this. Just how it i-"
>You whirl around
>And scream

Whoever the tree is referring to owes us some shit.
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>>3981293
Alright, changing my vote to up Int.
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Toss some water on the tree and help his ass out. At least we can spite the thing that may or may not be here.
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>>3981293
Sure, splash the tree nigga.
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>>3981293
if we can help the tree get out somehow, by giving him a choice or just straight up carrying him or his soul with us I say we do.

Other than that. STATS to INT.
Spells are irreplaceable, while STATS we can gain more of.
Also, While Spells can be all combined into a single, equally powerfull spell, the fact that we may get close to 10 Stats in a new STATS means we can also obtain a new Trait, meaning we earn mroe for our buck this way.
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https://youtu.be/rmadSGJCzo8?list=PLsVZyfqqU5ag7gipsGHlClY1qbRxHSda9

M: "Anon...Where are you?"

>You aren't there
>Marco sits on a rock
>His knuckles are bloody
>His body
>is worn down

>He stares out over a field of gray
>Having escaped the lake
>But still in Purgatory
>He looks down on hundreds of open Scissor Portals

J: "Anon...where ARE you?"
>Jackie Opens another portal
>Her 476th one
>Turns out
>These actually take some muscle
>She's managed to keep 500 open or so at once
>Before they collapse
>She used to close them back when she was done but
>Took too long

>She looks through the portal
>She sees
>A Christmas Tree

J: "Psh. No."
>She opens another
>And Another

>Pine Tree at a puddle
>Family Tree-world

J: "No. No!"
>She eventually starts to tire
>Her armor is off
>Her knees are covered in callous and chalk from the grey ground

>She pants

cont
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>>3981451

Sa: "He's coming."
>Sabrina
>Comes over to Jackie
>Tries to offer her some water

>Jackie bats it away
J: "..."
>She can't look at Sabrina
Sa: "I- I know what you th-"
J: "And I don't talk about what I think. For a reason, Sab."

>She cuts her off hard
>But doesn't let it sting

>Jackie just gets up
>and Keeps opening portals

>When she's out of earshot
>Is when Sabrina whispers

Sa: "I lost him...I'm sorry. Where are you, Anon?"

>Susan
>Is piling rocks
>She has huge piles
>Some shaped like antlers
>Some
>Like a face
>Unrecognizably bad faces
>That look like you

Su: "Whewe awe you, Anown?"

>Tom
>Is meditating
>His third eye
>Searching every realm he can
>All but two
>Hell
>And the one place he can't find

T: "M...you dip. You better have got out. Mewni? No. Looked there four times. The Moon? No. Destroyed..."

>He opens his eyes
>And sees
>Nothing
>Just more grey
>Marco resting from his practice

>More portals Jackie has opened
>Sabrina, sitting alone
>Susan, sitting near Star
>Through a wall, but still near

>Star's weird little house she hasn't left since they got here

>It's so still
>It's so lonely
>It's so quiet
T: "Where are you, Anon?"

>...
>Good Question.

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION
MONDAY!

1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

>It's coming
>You
>Are Coming
>Aren't you?

Stay Blesst.
Love, Quest
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>>3981319
>>3981293

I'll support this. We can always do physical training given enough time to get them back. We have plenty of CON and WILL, It's not like we couldn't push ourselves to get swole fast.

That and having a decent INT leads to using that INT productively which leads to yet more INT. It's a good way to go.
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>>3981319
support
agreed we can gain back our own strenght and dexterity but int is things that make a person thats not brain dead and our spells are too important to us and to be honest muscles does the lifting fo us while we are the wizard Brains behind it
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I just spent the last two weeks reading this mess from the start to the current update after someone shilled it on /co/, and boy was it worth it. Good shit Quest, you fucking lunatic.
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>>3983282
its what makes this great its good enough that you can completely replace star vs the forces of evil with random people and it would pretty much be the same.
we also have a visual novel for this quest and fanart even music.
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SESSION
START

>You are

>Twash
>Awone
>Gawbage
>Shtupid
>You

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#


>Are Susan McMoot.

>Formerly...someone else
>Someone you never liked
>Someone you wish was dead

>You are a 6 foot 4 inch tall
>Muscle bound, bean pole

>Of a Mewman Girl
>You have a big fookin sword
>You have magic armor

>You are currently in purgatory

>Tom Lucikron is meditating
>Marco Diaz is training
>Jackie Lynn Thomas is opening portals
>Star Butterfly is sulking in a tiny house
>Sabrina Backintosh is...drifting in the air

>You are laying against the tiny house
>Star hasn't made a noise in a long time

>Anonymous is missing
>He hasn't come back from a trap you were all stuck at

>He was given a choice
>Save you, Sabrina and Marco
>Or himself

>He chose all of you
>He chose to try to save himself even if it seemed impossible

>And now
>No one can find him

What do?

1. Approach Jackie (She's gonna drop dead from opening portals if she doesn't rest)

2. Call out to Sabrina (She feels like she lost Anon. Just like you.)

3. Check on Star. (Nobody has seen her for what feels like Days. You know she's in the tiny house.)

4. Go talk to Marco. Maybe he'll fight you. (Which would make you want to not kill yourself.)

Choose.
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>>3986459
>2. Call out to Sabrina (She feels like she lost Anon. Just like you.)
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>>3977541 (ref)
>>3986459
Gotta be either Jackie or Star. Naw, Fawk dat. Chews bowfth.

Of those wearing the shiny armor associated to the connection to Anon, these two share a similar bond to Susan. They're both feeling something similar.
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>>3986469
How the... No, that was supposed to be Sabrina listed in that choice. Jackie or Sabrina. Fuck phone posting.
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>>3986459
>1. Approach Jackie.
"I would know if hes dead or worse. He will be back, hopefully not a baby out of sabrinas this time. You need to rest. No good if you dwop ded."
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>>3986459
>1. Appwoach Jackie and Sabwina.

In wewads of Anon. Can you find him ushing your twewpatic abiwities? Ish the mental wink with him sevewed?
What about Wuna? Anything fwom hew?
Pewhapsh we can twy finding them ushing your wink.
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Tied votes. Between Jackie and Sabrina.

>You call out to Sabrina

Su: "Hey! Pixie Dip!"
>She is flying above you
>And does not seem to hear you

>That's fine.
>You're good at YELLING

Su: "SABWINA- AHHHH!"
>A BRIGHT GOLDEN LIGHT ATTACKS YOUR EYES
>STUPID, UGLY EYES.
>UNABLE TO SEE THROUGH GOLDEN LIGHT STUPID DUMBASS EYES

1. Attack the unknown light. (You have killed more, with less senses)
2. Stare right into it. (Use CON to gaze into the light and look for the source.)

>In the meantime
>You stumble to Jackie

Su: "Shtop. Youwe jusht gonna get tiwed."
J: "Do you know where Anon is?"

>You check your psychic link
>Nothing
>You even feel for Lunas power
>Nothing

>All you feel...
>Is your connection to his WAND.

>You can feel...his friendship.

Su: "No."
J: "Then don't talk to me. Susan."

1. Grab Jackie.
2. Crush her spirit. "You won't find him."
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>>3986527
>2. Stawe wight into it. (Ushe CON to gazhe into the wight and wook fow the shouwce.)
>1. Gwab Jackie.
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>>3986527
3. Ignore the light of sabrinas pure virgin pwussy

>to Jackie.
"Thowinv a tawntwum wont bwing his ass hewre. I can fewll his wand. Gwive me the swissors and show me how to use thwem. Sabrina, cowme hewp me."


If susan can feel the wand, maybe with Sabrinas psionics we can find a way to reach the wand while jackie helps with the scissors."
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>>3986527
>2. Stare right into it. (Use CON to gaze into the light and look for the source.)
>1. Grab Jackie.
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>>3986533
I can agwee with thish.
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>>3986534
No, fuash. I meant thish. >>3986532
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>>3986527
>2
>1

"Don't you twust him?"
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>>3986527
>>3986544
On second thought, changing 2 to 1 also
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>>3986527
>>3986546
Actually, just support >>3986532
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>>3986532

A total write-in vote is the winner.


Haha
>Fuck me for writing options, I guess

Su: "Huh?"
>Don't worry about it

>Your body aches
>Like always
>Now your eyes ache too
>That's happened before but not so
>Targeted
>Thing is, you're pretty sure that Sabrina needs to close her legs up
>That the blinding light is her...undercarriage.

>You try to ignore it

Haha.
Roll WILL.

>Then

Su: "Jackie gimme the Shisshors."
J: "No."
Su: "Jackie. I have a ideaw."
J: "That's nice. I'm busy."

>SHRRRIIIP
>SHHHHRRRIP

>How does Anon make this convincing people stuff look so easy?

You.
Awe getting mawd.

>But you have an idea
Su: "Gimme the Schisshors. I can feew the wand. Deh connection I have wit Anown. You'we sad wight? You feel bad but don't be a fuckin' baybee."

>Jackie stops
>And turns to you
>Glaring death

J: "You feel the wand."
Su: "Yesh. Cause I'm Anown'sh fwen-"

J: "WHAT DO YOU THINK. I'VE BEEN USING THIS WHOLE TIME!?"

>Jackie
>Is already mad

J: "You think I DON'T feel that bond!? Huh? I do. Susan. And I feel RESPONSIBLE. You get that? Because I made my choice before making sure he could make his. What did you do?"

>You laid down
>You laid down to die

Su: "I-"

1. Hit her.
2. Take the Scissors.
3. Scream at Sabrina to stop shining at your eyes.
4. Run back to Star's little house. (Always easier. Isn't it?)
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3986578
3. Scream at Sabrina to stop shining at your eyes.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3986578
1. "Gewt ower ur swelf. Dis is awl awnon's shit show. Welts get thew it before we stawt cwing about who's fawlt that twap was. "
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>>3986578
>1. Hit hew.
If we awe Shushan we have to act wike Shushan.
And what's mowe Shushan-wike than stawting a fight to hewp shomeone shtop dwewwing on theiw shelf-deshtwuctive feewings?

3. Scweam at Sabwina to stop shining at youw eyes.
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>>3986578
>>3986586
Supportan
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>>3986586

Only two rolls.
Let's...

Flip a coin.
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>>3986620
Nice.
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>>3986620
Noish
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>>3986578
Be the punch gremlin.
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>>3986586

https://youtu.be/SIBRmK74Tzk

>You're so angry
>And that always comes with the shakes
>You wish there were enemies here
>When there are
>Fear is just fire
>You get to smash them
>Burn them away with your anger

>But right now all you have is the fear
>The frustration
>The light gets back in your eyes
>You'd feel so much better if somebody would just let you ea-
>No.
>No.

>Maybe if you have a glance at the light, being horny will make you feel b-
>NO
>NO

>No mowe. No. Mowe. Hiding.

Su: "SABWINA!"
>You scream
>With your eyes wide open
>Light pouring across your pupils

J: "Uh...Susan? Doesn't that like, hurt your eyes?"
>You look generally where you think Jackie is

Su: "I don't have eyesh."
>Then you brace to scream

Su: "SABWINA. WAND ON DEH GWOUND. OR CWOSE YOUR WEGS! YOUWE WIKE A SEX CWIME DISCO BAWW!"

Sa: "Huh? Susan what are y- OH!"
>Sab lands
Sa: "Nobody saw. Did they?"

Su: "No."
>you growl
Su: "You got it."

>Jackie appraises you
>Then offers you
>Her scissors

J: "Try it. I've imagined that same tree 2586 times now. Always just a tree in some dimension. Not here."

T: "Hey, guys! Don't fight! This place reacts to feelings as much as goals! Oh and don't go ANYWHERE toward the trees in the distance!"

What do?

1. Try the scissors thinking about Anon.
2. Try the scissors thinking about the Wand.
3. Try scissors thinking about Luna.
4. Try scissors thinking about Muscles.

Also.
A portal is opening nearby.

>A hekaportal

What do?
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>>3986634
You almost made it in, friend.

I start writing 30 minutes after each post. Make sure to vote in that 30 minute window!

Bless.
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>>3986636
If this place reacts to emotions we all need to get together, hold hands and think of anon and who he actually is, not our idealzed version but wait for whoever comes out of that portal first
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>>3986636
>2. Try the scissors thinking about the Wand.
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>>3977541 (ref)
>>3986636
The wand is the connection point we've got. And the wand should be where he is. Go for that.
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>>3986647
supporting

also yell at everyone that a hekportal is opening, and that they should be on guard or something
so the gang wont be jumped by a bunch of milf clones
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>>3986636
Look for Anon.

Jackie has been portaling for the wand, and we've been brain buddies with him for as long as we have been un alive.

Lastly. JACKIE ALREADY TRIED FINDING THE WAND!

Also ask them about the heka portal.
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>>3986655
actually i want to change my support to
>>3986663
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>>3986636
Supportan >>3986663
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>>3986636
Hold off on the portals right now and prepare to greet whoevers coming, with words or punch.
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>Magic
>Schisshors

Su: "Awight. I've nevew ushed theshe."
Sa: "D-don't get discouraged!"
J: "Sabrina."

>Sab turns to Jackie
>Who is showing her mood
>By cutting through some conversation

J: "Scissoring is gonna come real easy."
Sa: "O-o.k."

>You focus
>On
>Your friend

>SHHHHHRRRRIIIIIIIIIP

Su: "Awso. Am I deh onwy one seeing dat?"

>You point to the Hekaportal
>Where a golden blade cuts through the air
>You finish your own portal first however
>Clench your brainium
>Seeking
>Searching

Su: "Come on. You fownd me. When I wash aww awone in deh void. How did you do it? What did you wook for?"

ROLL.
1D100!

>The higher you get
>The closer you might get to Anon
>Or maybe just a clue

>The Hekaportal Opens behind you
>Out from it comes

https://youtu.be/mOKMoL8_jaQ?list=RDTHpt6ugy_8E

>A thicc
>White
>Thigh

H: "HhhhAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
>With a Hekapoo behind it
>Wearing a party hat
>Spinning noise makers

H: "Ayyye! Where is he!?"
J: "Where's who?"
H: "Anon! It's his Birthday, right?"

J: "..."
Sa: "..."
Su: "..."

M: "Hek. What day is it in Hekaworld?"
H: "December 23rd. I think."

T: "Oh, that's not even his BIRTHDAY!"

>Hekapoo
>Is smiling
>But it doesn't look right
>It's forced

H: "Dang! Aw. Sorry guys. Time dialation dooey. Hekin' the worst."
J: "What's wrong."

>Hekapoo shushes Jackie
>Then motions behind her

Rh: "Hek! Hekapoo? Where are you?"
>A guy
>With a Crystal for a head
>Is poking around in Hekapoo's house

>Right next to a Queen Moon shaped...tarp.
>Hek hid Queen moon under a tarp.

What do?

1. Rush into the portal and grab the Frozen Queen Moon
2. Rush into the portal and punch that guy super hard
3. Open a portal (location random) and toss Moon in with Hekapoo
4. Attempt. SHECWET MANUEVEWS.
(Stealth past Hek while she and the others Keep Crystal guy distracted)
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3986745
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>>3986745
>>3986750
>SNAKES
>PONCH UM
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>4. Attempt. SHECWET MANUEVEWS.
Sheningans ensue.
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>>3986745
Also use secret maneuvers. He's good at punching, but an idiot.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3986745
Gooooooooo!
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3986745
focus on the task at hand with the portaling.

WE CANNOT FIGHT WHATSOEVER IN HERE OR WE ARE FUCKED as per what tom said, cuz then we would either get swooped to different places, or we could get moon trapped in here, which we cannot retrieve until like when we either go home or we go in purgatory a 2nd time for retrieval.

- i don't think #1 is the right choice because we need to haul her everywhere, plus if we take her with us to hell it would be another thing to worry about such as keeping her intact and not nabbed by demons

- i don't think #2 is good either because of the fighting that could be dragged into purgatory

-#3 is the absolute worst since we need to basically do another random location portal to get the exact one.

to that end I would support #4 if we cannot just stay hidden in that realm and do the portal
(couldn't we make that stone house block our view from the portal?)
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3986745
2.
KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT
Susan knows only violence
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>>3986769
but bruh susan could either get
a) dunked on by lizard hands
b) expose the tarp, revealing the queenpop
c)actually get separated from the party via portal closing with/without jackie's scissors, which could halt our progress/escape routes
d) drag the fight into purgatory if she fails which would fuck us over.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3986745
4
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>>3986771
Shes wearing super heavy artifact armor. Element of surprise.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>6 rolls

First. We do a quick check. To see what portal location you've opened with your POWEW OF FWENSHIP.

>You know what this is
>This

>Is a Steawf Misshin

https://youtu.be/ncNSJGPl8X4

>You're big
>Lanky
>But Coordinated
>And Quick
>It doesn't take much to get moving in a straight line
>You dodge a glance from the Crystal Guy with Snake arms

>This is good
>This is better
>Fear is back
>Man
>Is it back
>But you have a goal
>You gotta keep moving

>You duck behind a cabinet
>A set of harnesses hanging off of the ceiling

>An Iron Maiden

>A Battle Axe with no blade on either side

>Gotta be quick
>Gotta-

???: "Baa?"

>OH SHIT ANOTHER PERSON IS IN H-

ROLL
STEALTH!

1d20+Dex.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3986804
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3986804
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3986804
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>>3986804
dice+1d20
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3986804
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Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>3986804
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>>3986812
/dice 1d20 in the options
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3986804
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>>3986766

>25

>%25 closer to Anon?

>Well
>That is certainly what you thought about as the portal opened

>And it opened
>Into a...

https://youtu.be/OM1UUMDGRA4?list=PL9equyYLLq5xEkM9oFLPIey0aHrO0q5Hv

>A suit store
>A haunted looking one
>In a shopping mall?

>You hate Malls
>Fuck
>The elevator music is so loud
>You can even hear it from Within Hek's Dimension

H: "Rhombulus. I told you I wasn't ready for a visit! Haha ha oh CUh Razy Rhombulus!"

Rh: "Hekapoo. It's time for the meeting of the magical High-Commission! We can't find Glossaryck, Queen Moon hasn't answered her summons. Why would you be going on a TRIP right now? Read your texts!"

H: "I've had you blocked for like a month."
Rh: "Wh- Y- WHY WOULD YOU JUST -TELL- me that!?"

J: "You come off clingy. Without the prior emotional commitment."

Sa: "H-hello mr?"
Rh: "Rhombulus."

Sa: "Can we help you?"
Rh: "Whoahhh hey! Are you human?"

M: "What kinna question is that!?"
Rh: "Whoah! Star's human!"

>What is this guy's damage?
Rh: "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"

LET'S FIND THAT DEX ROLL
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>3986834

Retrying. My dice.
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>>3986808

>4
>15 total

>No Crits

>You did Good
>You know you did good
>You wewe sneaky
>But this...goat thing.

>Sees you
>Plainly sees you
>Moving through the dark
>What's odd is that he doesn't seem to think you're a problem

>He doesn't even call out to anyone
>What is h-

>YOU CAN FEEL HIS PRESENCE IN YOUR BRAIN

Su: "MM! Nyu! Outta my bwain! No! Bad Goa-"
>He is sensing your alignment

Su: "Oh..."
>You are...
>Not evil?

Su: "Coow!"
>You reach for the Frozen body of Queen Moon
>Wrap your gigantic arms around it
>The Crystal guy
>Must be an actual moron

>He hasn't noticed any of this

???: "Baa."
>The Goat guy asks
>Then Shrieks

???: "BAA!?"
>Before his head
>Explodes

Su: "WH- ! Nou! Nunu hey! Hey oH no-"
>His body is reforming
>Who did that?

Rh: "Lekmet? What'd you see!"

???: "Backup is coming."
???: "More bodies are lining up."

>That voice
>It-
>You turn
>and see

>Anon

Su: "Anown!"
A: "..."

>And Luna...

>BUT YOU DON'T FEEL EITHER OF THEM.

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION!
FRIDAY! 1:00 P.M. US CENTRAL TIME!

Have a Merry Christmas.

and Stay Blesst.

Love, Quest.
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>>3986872
THATS NOT ANON
THATS TOFFEES ANON FROM THE VN
HE KILLED THE OTHER ANONS AND OMNITRAXUS.

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
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>>3986874
vn?
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>>3986901
The quest has a visual novel in which alt anon appeared and killed omnitraxus prime and got recruited by toffee.
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>>3986935
Where do you go to read the vn?
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>>3988200
Glossaryk gave it to Anon during a previous thread as a way to bring him up to speed with some stuff that's going on:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3683750/

The link itself is:

https://mega.nz/#F!rtdFTKKL!I2yf9FfVz19gcusHcUXYTA

MERRY BIRTHDAY-DAY SOON, ANON
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Happy Birthday, Anon.
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HaBBy BuBsday, Anon, Wherever you are.
Just remember to get here soon before your friends get unvirgined by your evil clone.
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Happy Burstday Anon.
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SESSION
START!

>You are
>Susan McMoot
>A big
>Clumsy
>Dumb
>No. No time for that

>You're a very tall, Strong Mewman Girl

>Who is in Hekapoo's Forge
>Holding the Frozen Body of Queen Moon Butterfly in your arms

>You snuck in here
>To sneak Queen Moon out
>So the High Magic Commission would not find out that Star froze her
>And low and behold

>The King has Returned
>Not River
>Yours

Su: "Anown..."
>It's Anon
>But
>He just exploded the head
>Of a non-hostile goat creature

>He looks
>Different
>Funny
>The wrong colors

A: "Have I been here before?"
>Oh
>Oh ok, no it-
>It might be alright

Su: "Do you...wemembew me?"
A: "No."

>He holds up Muscles
>The claws are different
>Metallic
>Bright Gold

>You still can't feel him
>His presence
>Or his Muscles

A: "Give me the Queen."
>His eyes are still the same
>But he's flat toned

Su: "Wuna!"

L: "Hm?"
>The pink haired woman on his shoulder seems to just now notice you
>She takes
>A long drag
>On her pencil thin cigarello

Su: "You wememba me, Wight? Skeweton. On a sign posht in Mewni! I was aww awone-"
>You're smiling
Su: "I pwotected Anown. So we shtayed togethew."

A: "Oh, What?"
>The Anon
>Smiles

A: "I didn't keep that fuckin' thing! An aligator shredded it in like 5 minutes."
Su: "Wh-"

A: "Fuckin' Useless. Skeletons? Can't take a hit. No good for shit."
>He chuckles
>The Luna Chuckles
>His muscles rolls it's claws
>But...like a spasm
>Not like it wants something

>Somebody gets closer

Rh: "Lekmet! Lekmet talk to me! Are you okay!?"
A: "Rhombulos."

Rh: "Have we met?"

What do?

1. Fucking bolt it (in stealth) out of here to the portal you came in.

2. Warn the Crystal Guy that he might be in danger. (Dex Check to help him dodge)

3. "Anown? Come on. What'sh happening hewe? I'm youw besht fwend!" (Continue to try and get him to remember)

4. Stop the now regenerated Goat-Demon from attacking him with that spell. (Str Attack on Goat demon thing. It is now hostile)

Choose.
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>>3991018
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>>3991018
>2. Warn the Crystal Guy that he might be in danger. (Dex Check to help him dodge)
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>>3991018
>>2. Warn the Crystal Guy that he might be in danger. (Dex Check to help him dodge)
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>>3991018
>2. Warn the Crystal Guy that he might be in danger. (Dex Check to help him dodge)
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>>3991018
>2. Warn the Crystal Guy that he might be in danger. (Dex Check to help him dodge)
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>>3991018
>4. Attacking anon will aggro him. We need to buy time for our anon to return.
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>>3991018
Oh, and Try to
3. "Anown? Come on. What'sh happening hewe? I'm youw besht fwend!" (Continue to try and get him to remember)
as well
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>>3991054
both that and 2
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>>3991018
Just warn crystal dude.

I know you can't hear us Susan, but this isn't quite your anon.
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>Something is wrong
>So wrong

https://youtu.be/YnqBEML1kbw

Rh: "Lekmet? Are you ok?"

>Lekmet doesn't respond
>He just keeps charging that spell

A: "He's dead."
>Anon just
>Fuckin says that to Rhombulus
>The crystal guy
>Seems to put 2 and 2 together

Rh: "He's a pacifist..."
A: "Was. A pacifist."

Su: "Hmmm YOU!"
>You
>Point

Su: "You don't passh the vibe check! I wouwd know! I ushe pwenty!"

Rh: "Who are you?"
Su: "I'm shaving youw Wife!"

Rh: "I don't have a wi-"
Su: "Get down!"

>Anon raises his Muscles
>Which forms into serrated sword from the wrist

>You dive
>To help the crystal guy
>You have
>A bad
>Bad fewwing

ROLL DEX!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3991076
Confuse this anon. If we pass the dodge bring up that his father is here, looking for him. Earth Dimension, whats left of it. Ask after the black hole.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3991076
Oh shit!
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Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>3991076
DODGE SUSAN! RHOMBULUS!

THIS ISN'T GOOD
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3991076
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Rolled 13 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>3991076
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The roll result.
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>>3991093
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>>3991114
Why couldnt it have been Femanon
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>>3991122
If Neganon hasn't killed her AND SUCC'd her power off of her.
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>>3991076
Susan, anon didnt keep you guys around because he needed, a meat shield.

He did it because deep down he was lonely and wanted people who accepted him for him.

This Anon... appears to have... not had that.
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>>3991122
Damn. Imagine having Femanon here.
That would have been fucking crazy!
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>>3991088

>8

>19 total

>You tackle Rhombulus
>But Anon

>Gets a 28 total to hit
>CRANG!

>His sword-blade thing
>Bounces off of your back
>And makes sparks which scream
>Literally
>They scream

A: "I missed?"
>He
>Gets fuckin angry

A: "YOU MADE ME MISS."
>You and Rhombulus fall to the floor
>He is safe

Rh: "You shaved m- ErrWhuaba You saved me!"

>You are still holding Moon
>And because of your dive
>She is starting to come un-covered

>That's when you feel something
>In the back of your head

https://youtu.be/_ZeZbau-7EI?list=PLKXRj4XAzGJZSz3MbarsZ2lHlFCVImovR

A: "Out. Of the way."

ROLL INTELLIGENCE SAVE!

Su: "Y-"
>You wince
>Grind your teeth

Su: "Anown. Shtop."
A: "No."
Su: "Dude. Thish isn't ok. We'we fwens! We'we supposhed t-...to shave the wowd. Fwom your dad."

>Cancel
>That INT Save
>His eyes stop glowing black

A: "My dad?"
>His Luna
>Smiles

A: "I raped that fucker to death. He's here too?"
>He smiles as well

A: "Sick. A new feat."

>Lekmet fires the spell
>He gets a 24 to Hit

>Anon turns
>Faster than you've ever seen a human being rotate
>His eyes glowing black again
>He reflects the spell

>And turns Lekmet
>Into dust

A: "Barn Nigger."

cont
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>>3991128

Rh: "LEKMET! NOOOOOO!"

>Hekapoo comes running in
H: "Ok. I can explain about m-"

>She sees Anon
>He sees her

A: "I killed you."
H: "Y-..."
>Hek looks to Dust Met
H: "You can't do that."
>She says
>Unsure
H: "I'm right here. The only one of me."
A: "Oh! Right. Right. Fuck me. That was the OTHER you!"
H: "There IS no other me! What did you do!?"

A: "I wonder."
>His Muscles Forms a Reaper-blade
>And attacks Hek
>With superiority

>34 total

>It slices her face and takes some hair
A: "HAH! Same weakness! Your shitty scissor blades."

>He draws Muscles Back
>And shows off the claws
>To himself
A: "That was an awesome idea, Mom."
>Luna smirks
L: "I know."

H: "I'd never...give something like you my scissors."
A: "Just fuckin' die again. I think I'll make the Pocket Portal Pussy this time."

What do?

1. Run. Carry the Crystal guy and Queen Moon (Dex and Dead Sprint Defense Bonus)

2. Try to Shave Hek (Dex then Str Challenge to get away with everyone. No sprint defense)

3. Call everybody back here. (Get All your pals in to try and Stop this psycho)

4. "B-but owe home! Deh Cashtle! You wanted to make the deh wowld better for...for Peopwe wike us!"
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>>3991132
>2. Try to Shave Hek (Dex then Str Challenge to get away with everyone. No sprint defense)

I know that 1 is the correct option, but muh waifu is in peril.
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>>3991132
3. Call everybody back here. (Get All your pals in to try and Stop this psycho)

We need the help. We really do.

To say nothing of the fact that we have very little chance of escaping him at all.

Also, anon... isnt invincible. Even like this. He can be beaten we know this to be true.
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>>3991132
2. Try to Shave Hek (Dex then Str Challenge to get away with everyone. No sprint defense)
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>>3991132
Trying to save hec by getting her out of here is retarded. She is literally THE portal master. If she decides she wants to stay, shes staying. If she decides she wants to leave, shes leaving.
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>>3991132
3. We need everyone to clown this fool

"Yoursh a Fawild Anown. No Wuv. Awl Edge and no Powint. Fwuk awf!"
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>>3991132
>4. "B-but owe home! Deh Cashtle! You wanted to make the deh wowld better for...for Peopwe wike us!"
And
2. Try to Shave Hek (Dex then Str Challenge to get away with everyone. No sprint defense)
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>>3991132
Interestingly enough. If what I suspect is true. This anon has one, glaring weakness.

Luna.

I have very little doubt that their faith in each other is unshakeable. But... Well...

Our Anon and Luna betrayed each other. In some serious ways.

If these two decided to hang the world, the only people we need are each other...

Well... We learned that Anon wont betray Luna. Intentionally.


Tu hijo Golen nunca fue el eslabón débil, ¿verdad?
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>>3991137
>>3991141
>>3991154
Giga Niggas. You are going to get our dumb asses killed. He already cornered one heck, and your voting to white knight somebody who REALLY does not need it.

To say nothing of the fact we dont HAVE anything that can save Hek you nunduses.

>>3991158
Hm...

Golen should be Golden. Ah well.
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>>3991132
>>3991161
Fine god!

>>3991141
Changing to
>>3991140
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>>3991158
>Our Anon and Luna betrayed each other. In some serious ways.
Not?
Like, there was some mistrust and lies between them. THat;s not a "serious betrayal". That's just the nature of imperfect relationships.
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>>3991171
>>3991132
>A part of your brain turns into an icey knife
>You feel parts of you fizzle and crunch
>Is Luna hurting you?
>You turn back
>Her face is obscured by her hat
>L: "Is that all you think of me as, Anonymous? Some dittery old Sorceress? Come to nanny you?"
>She eyes the window
>L: "I have lived a long time...longer than most Stars have burned. Rearranging this world was the power I wanted to give you."
>A: "And you have!"
>Luna doesn't turn back to you
>L: "..."
>A: "So-...so let me use it how I want."
>L: "..."
>A: "Let me be human."
>L: "I don't want them to hurt you."
>A: "Let me CHOOSE wether or not, and how I want to get hurt!"
>L: "..."
>A: "Let me be me."
>L: "..."
>A: "Please."

>Luna leaves
>She's gone
>Spirited into a pink smoke
>That gently chimes and smells of fresh tea
>It curls around you gently
>Then vanishes
>Right into your black sun gem

>You can't feel her anymore

>A: "L-Luna?"
>SK: "Well..."
>You suddenly realize all of this happened in front of your Teacher
>Your up until now
>Very professionally distant teacher
>Who just wanted you literally
>Break up
>With your Alien Mom


>SK: "This is the second weirdest Parent Teacher conference I've ever had."
YOU. CANNOT DO THIS.

>A: "Mom!? Wait! Stop! I can explai-"
>Pain isn't the word
>Blinding agony
>Is
>You are lifted into the air
>The thread
>HER thread
>That she trusted to you
>Wraps around your neck
>The Sky you looked up to
>And saw the un-moon
>Is filled
>As that very body looms down
>Churning
>Vomiting souls
>Burning them to nothing

THEY DID THIS. THEY MADE YOU BETRAY ME.

>A: "I j- I wanted! I wantedyouto-TO REST!"
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>>3991177
>>3991177

That last one.

Was a look into a potential future.
Not something you or our Anon chose to do.

It was a look at what would have happened IF you have voted to put Luna in the resting hole instead of stay connected to her.
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>>3991177
Uh... That never happened?
That was just Luna saying what she would had done had Anon done some hypotetical action, which he didn't.

Also, just because Luna says "IT'S TREASON, THEN".
Doesn't mean it is. That's just Luna's interpretation of Anon's actions.
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>>3991177
Nigga that timeline isn't even real!
How you gonna bring that up as evidence?
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>>3991177
>>3991179
Also, that first part was a perfectly healthy discussion between two people coming to terms with the wants of each other. And you failed to post the moment they understand and explain each other.
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>>3991178
Oh good, Thought I was having a stroke...
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>>3991178
Eh, fair.

I could do more digging, but I just wanted to refute that Anon and Luna have never hurt each other.

>>3991181
Yes. Eventually. It certainly didnt start out that way.
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>>3991184
I can list the times when they've hurt eachother but it's nowhere as serious as you claim. It's on the level of spats you'd usually have with a parent, just on a slightly larger scale about...way more pressing things.

The idea of an Anon that has NEVER disagreed with Luna is pretty terrifying though, considering the types of things Our Anon and Luna hav disagreed about before.
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>>3991189
Aw man, that means he got the potion of huge?
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>>3991196
Fuck he better!
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Confirmation
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>>3991132
Vote for 3. Everything's off about this. And for all susan is, she isn't gonna run. She's gonna clobber some shit.
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A: "Give me the Queen. You're my minion here, right?"
>He growl
>And snaps his fingers
>Well
>Muscles' fingers

>Nothing happens
A: "Damn. Hasn't recharged."

>Hekapoo whips out her Scissors
>And makes a portal

>The entrance is next to her
>The exit is behind Anon

L: "Behind."
>He reaches back with Muscles
>And Closes it before she's through
>Using the claws

>She almost loses an arm in the process
>He immediately
>Attacks her

A: "Int Save, Bitch."
>Hek Shakes
>And Fails the save

>Her body convulses
>But
>She can't stop it

HEKAPOO IS VICTIM OF MINE MINE MIND
H: "M- My body! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

>She
>Splits
>Into 50 versions of herself

>Less than half are controlled
>The other half aren't
>And start holding the others down

H: "Your kingdom is dead. YOU are SO DEAD you little weasel!"

cont
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>>3991210

>Your first instinct
>Is to grab Hek
>Hekapoo prime

>The Second Instinct
>Which is the one you tend to go with when you hesitate

>If
>You Hesitate
>Susan
>You big fucking stupi-
>No
>Not the time

>You get up
>and just
>Stand in the way
>Ready to take somebody down
>Ready to attack


Do you...

1. Wield Moon like an crystal baseball bat (He might not realize you're going to dogpile him if you don't have an obvious weapon)
or
2. Blatantly pick up your Bigass Sword (Saves Possible Moon shattering, but makes it clear you want a fight.)


>You call
>The Guys

Su: "HEY YOUSH GUYYYYSH! GET IN HEWE!"

M: "What is it?"
Su: "Anown!"

M: "...THAT SON OF A GUN."
>Marco
>Is the first one in the portal

M: "Anon!"
A: "Diaz?"
>He lowers his arm

A: "You know me? Hah."

>Jackie is right behind him
>Wide eyed
J: "Where is he? ANon? ANon!"

A: "Jackie."
>He clicks his tongue
>And Smirks
>Pushes his messy, unkempt hair back

A: "Back for more? No time."
>He looks
>Cocky

M: "Oh so you remember her and not me?"
A: "Of course I do. I dated her. Then dumped her."

Su: "Y-...you fuckin' did WHAT? WHY!?"
A: "Got laid with her too."
>He
>Finger guns

A: "Best night of her life."
>Jackie
>Is silent
>And angry

Su: "Fuckingk. Why."
M: "To hurt me, probably."

A: "Psh. What? Naw."
>He holds up
>His hands

A: "For the Achievement."

cont
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>Sabrina comes through
>With Tom

Sa: "Anon?"
>She tiptoes
>Over the dust
>And the ruins

Sa: "I knew you'd come back."
>You stop her from getting too close

A: "Literally Who?"
>17 on Nerve

Sa: "HE'S AN IMPOSTER!"
>Then she swings for him
>15 total
>It bounces off his cheek

>He rears back
>And is going to hit SOMETHING
>With a 37 total

What do?

1. take the hit yourself
2. Get the surprise hit (If you picked Moon as a weapon ADV on the swing)
3. Ignore the battle, Free Queen Moon with Rhombulus (sab might get SLAPPT)
4. "DOWG PIWE!" (Everybody rushes in. If you pick the sword as a weapon they will be ready to jump.)

Let's rock.
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>>3991213
2. Blatantly pick up your Bigass Sword (Saves Possible Moon shattering, but makes it clear you want a fight.)

Id prefer to keep our objective in one piece. Mournemend or not.

Also, I dont trust Susans ability to get one past int-non.
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>>3991214
1. take the hit yourself

Our anons love is hell of a lot stronger than this anons minmaxing.

"Recharge" feh.
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>>3991214
MOON FOR THE FENCES!
>RHOMB. UNFREEZE MOON!
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>>3991214
I am honestly pretty fine with all o that.

Also fucking Savage Sabrina.
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>>3991214
>2. Blatantly pick up your Bigass Sword (Saves Possible Moon shattering, but makes it clear you want a fight.)
>1. Take the hit yourself.
Do it while running at him, our armor will keep us from getting knocked back or anything.
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>>3991214
Pick up the sword, take the hit.
Can we also attack with this set of options?
if so then yeah, we'd get dmage reduction.
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>>3991226
Also remember sab can heal us asslong as she survived and can hit us
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>>3991213
>For the achievement..
... I thought those were just flavor text at the end of big events...

>>3991210
Pick Sword.
He's the one who's made it clear to fight. Ain't no stopping now.

>>3991214
I know taking the hit is probably the correct answer. But I just kinda want to see the team fucking DOWG PIWE on this fucker.

Sab. You're wonderful, you know that? Don't listen to what Ark says
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>>3991214
>2. Blatantly pick up your Bigass Sword
>Use Blinding Speed to give Anon Disadvantage on hitting you.

>Leave Queen Moon for Rhombulus.

>Everyone to prep for a fucking horrible fight.
>THough... perhaops it would be best for run. We might have a chance with Anon here, but;;; well he ain't here. Not Prime Anon. Not OUR Anon.

>Check if Tom knows anything that can help us in here.
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Nega anon is a achievement hunting little shit.
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>>3991241
>>Check if Tom knows anything that can help us in here.
No, what am I saying. Don't ask Tom. Ask Prime Hek. She's the Scissor Master and MHC dudette. What can we do?
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>>3991241
Support
>>3991244
So a boring shit of a coward its like taking a single bite out of a dessert
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>>3991244
He is. A Munchkin.

>Template:5gamers Munchkin: (n) Often used derogatorily, the term is given to one of the known five types of table-top RPG gamers.
>Munchkin is how one should refer to someone who tries to win a role-playing game. It can be expressed, displayed, or seen in an aggressively competitive style of play. For example, getting the most enemies killed or the most loot taken, all without any thoughts about roleplaying, a storyline, fairness, logic and, the most importantly, other players' fun.
>The term is used either as a negative label (for example, to an immature powergamer) or in a humorous or sarcastic context (like in "oh, what a munchkin you are, having 6d6 unarmed damage!").

And he probably bought the NPC meme Luna sold.
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>>3991214


>First off
>Queen Moon is not a weapon
>She is definitely not YOUR weapon

>You set her down as everyone begins to assemble
>Stand in front of her
>And raise
>Your
>Sword

>You're big
>And Dumb
>And Foowish
>And Sthupid

>But you're Stwong
>And Angwy
>You're mean
>And when you'we Scawed

>You get Meanew.

Su: "RRRAAHHH!"
>You RUSH IN
>SWORD UP
>FUCK FEAR
>FUCK YOU
>FUCK HIM
>FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK FUCK FUCK

>He gets 26 on that attack
>And gets fuckin BLOCKED

A: "Bitch!"
Su: "GET HIS ASSH! STEAW HIS SHOESH! SMASH HIS MOM AND MAKE HIM GAY WIKE DEH WEST OF US!"

Sa: "KILLLLLLL!"

>Sabrina smacks Hekapoo
>Hard

WHACK!

>AND HEALS HER WOUNDS

H: "Th...thanks?"
Sa: "You're welcome!"

>Marco comes rushing in
M: "Kyaahh HAH! RATATA!"

>He uses his multi hit moves
>His counter strikes
>And Stuns

>The First two are blocked
>By the Muscles
>The second one

>Is about to his
>BRANG!

>When a shield pops up
>Blocking it entirely

>it would have hit
>And then it just
>Didn't

A: "Flash raises my AC. I got charges that match my Spell Power. Spic Bitch."

>Marco then roundhouses Anon in the chest
M: "Nerve SHATTER!"

>It hits

https://youtu.be/gJpT_wHZeF8

M: "That's the sound of your heart st-"
>So Anon Bites him in his fucking Kneecap

cont
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>>3991304

M: "AAAHH! AHH!"
>He pulls the skin
>And some of the kneecap
>Off

>Then comes up grinning
>With Marco's blood trickling down his shirt
M: "AAH! AhH! He- HE ATE IT!"

A: "Silly Spic. I don't have human nerves."
M: "HE ATE MY KNEE!"

>Jackie Comes in
>Fast
>And Mean
>And Angry
>Right beside you

>1st one parried
>The Second one
>SHIELD SPELL

A: "MMm I don't like this."
L: "Too many eyes."
A: "Eyes. Ohhh yeah. HEY! HEKAPOO! You ready to fight yet!?"
>He's goading Hek

A: "Cause I think you're just the PLACE to take me on!"
>Her eyes
>Widen
A: "Your PLACE?"
>He motions to her forge
A: "Or MY PL-"
>He has Goaded Hekapoo
H: "RRAAHHH! COME ON, ME! LET'S HEKAREK THIS CHUMP!"

>25 Heks run in
>He blocks most of the attacks
>Moves
>Constantly
>He shields some hits

>But 4 hit him
>1 is a crit
>But he's just...laughing


>You don't know what that means
>But Fuck this
>A fire is inside you

>And behind you
>It's Tom
>Tom is on Fire and Behind you

T: "I GOT YOUR BACK, BIG GIRL."
>He is so supportive

ROLL
STRENGTH

THREE TIMES!

>And describe how you use Tom's Fire Powers in your assault
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Rolled 6, 17, 13 = 36 (3d20)

>>3991307
VIBE CHECK

susan should use tom's fire and absorb it like a aura, or at least put on a cool looking, pulsing/rotating battle circle while susan goes on the offensive
>>
Rolled 9, 1, 17 = 27 (3d20)

>>3991307
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Rolled 20, 1, 3 = 24 (3d20)

>>3991307
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Rolled 10, 1, 5 = 16 (3d20)

>>3991307
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Rolled 6, 14, 1 = 21 (3d20)

>>3991307
>Flash
That...is a fucking useful spell.
Anyway if we can cripple the little fucker we might have a chance to slow him down and stop him from blocking all of our hits.
Pull an Anon.
Get Flame sword going.
Go for disabling leg blows until one hits proper.
Then keep. Going.
Also someone please stop Hekapoo before she gets us all killed.
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Rolled 19, 3, 2 = 24 (3d20)

>>3991307
Flame Sword, Flame Sword , Flame Sword with Explosive Blast.
>>
Rolled 15, 20, 16 + 11 = 62 (3d20 + 11)

>>3991307
Hes going to pull out some bullshit Feat where all of his damage taken gets reverted to the dealer or something, isn't it?
How many of these Anons exist? How many times has this very same fight been fought already? How many incountable times they have all lost?

And how the fuck are we supposed to know how Tom uses his powers? We dont know what he can do? Can fire even damage this Neganon?

If anything could help us here it might be Luna's Spells. Anon's Spells. Sabrina's spells.
Mind Read and contact Sabrina. Tell her to TRY and use OWN. If she can she can try and disable some of Anons traits/feats ... or maybe try and render null the link between Neganon and Negaluna.
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>>3991307
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Rolled 7, 6, 2 = 15 (3d20)

>>3991307
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Rolled 1, 5, 20 = 26 (3d20)

>>3991324
fuck didn't roll
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>>3991307
This anons probably invincible btw.

Speaking of which.

SABRINA IF YOU CAN HEAR US USE OWN ON HIM!
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Rolled 6, 9, 5 = 20 (3d9)

>You hold your Sword
>Behind you

Su: "Wight me."
T: "Huh? White?"
Su: "MAKE MY SHWORD ON FIWE!"

T: "OH! OH YEAH! I CAN DO THAT!"
>Tom
>Begins to infuse your weapon
>Your grip tightens
>You expect to burn
>You don't

>The Armor
>Is Immune to Fire

Su: "...get back hewe, Anon."

>You level your now
>GLOWING
>FIRE
>SWORD

BONUS DAMAGE FROM TOM'S FIRE SPELL POWER

Su: "Ow I'll Kiww you twice."

HERE COME THE ROLL RESULTS
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>>3991321

https://youtu.be/tEOnxvqJLik?list=PLUoHStJW0M6fbZAGOsu1GiQLDak0kDPck

>The First few steps are always Slow
>So much Armor
>So much YOU
>But after the third
>The Fourth
>The Fifth

>You go
>REAL FUCKIN' FAST

>THE FIRE SWORD LOOMS OVER YOUR HEAD LIKE THE BLADE OF A GUILLOTINE

>You can't hear anymore
>You can't see anything that isn't ahead of you
>Yeah
>This is how you get shit done

>30 total
>>3991329
-2
>>3991313
+2

>CRASH!
>Your blade
>Hits the shield

A: "HAH! Even you can't hit m-"

>SO YOU SWING A-FUCKING GAIN
>Raising the Sword before he can gloat
>Before anyone can stop you
>Don't Stop
>NEVER SHTOP!

>>3991329

>His eyes go wide
>But he
>Blocks
>With Muscles

Su: "What'd you name your awm huh!? SOMETHING STHUPID. WIKE PUMP!?"

A: "Why would I name my arm?"
>wh-
A: "It's MY arm. That's fucking stupid."

>>3991319
>>3991319

>So you swing
>Again

>And Critically Fail
>Your wrists feel like they're going to break

>As your Sword
>Is grabbed in that freakish Muscles of Anon's
>Then tossed aside

cont
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>>3991348

A: "Should have just given me the Queen."

>He
>Rips a Portal
>With his Muscles' claws
>It opens somewhere random

>51
>It opens to Earth
>Or what should be earth

A: "Then you'd be loot faster."

>He snaps
>Nothing happens
A: "Motherfucker."
L: "Soon."
A: "Now."

>Luna
>Blows some smoke
>It forms into a black little heart
>Then burns Hekapoo 49's skin as it touches her

A: "Hey!"
>Anon yells
>At his own portal
A: "Where's my vacuum of space!?"

>Marco
>Is getting up
M: "Portals don't work like that. If you cared about Hekapoo. You'd know that!"

A: "FINE"
>Marco goes in on Anon again
>Blocked
>Blocked
>SHIELDED
>Blocked

A: "I'LL SUFFOCATE YOU MYSELF."
>Anon
>Casts a spell

>Nothing is h-
>WHERE DID THE OXYGEN GO
>OH NO
>O-

>It's even leaving your blood

What do?

1. Roll Con and Escape
2. Roll Con with DISAD and escape, saving Marco and Jackie
3. Roll STRENGTH to attack while he attacks with his spell (Letting you go for one turn ignoring his spell, punching him)
4. Roll STRENGTH All the way to fuck. (Take ADV On all 3 of your Attacks. Messy, but if you can attack enough. His shield might be disrupted. You can stop the spell.)

M: "Wh- ACK! Where's your wand?"
A: "My wand?"

J: "Wh-...the ACK! The one you made?"
A: "...I killed Skye."

>His Muscles
>Opens at the shoulder
>Revealing a Wand
>Corrupted into a heart of Black Diamond

A: "I just killed her and took hers."
M: "Y-"
A: "And yeah. THAT was to spite you."

>You can hear
>A roar
>From back in Purgatory
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>>3991350
4. Roll STRENGTH All the way to fuck. (Take ADV On all 3 of your Attacks. Messy, but if you can attack enough. His shield might be disrupted. You can stop the spell.)

Attack attack ATTACK ATTACK ATTACKATTACK!!!ATTACKATTACK!!ATTACK!ATTACKATTACK!

BE THE MUNSTER MACHINE YOU WERE MADE TO BE!
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>>3991350
>Roll STRENGTH All the way to fuck. (Take ADV On all 3 of your Attacks. Messy, but if you can attack enough. His shield might be disrupted. You can stop the spell.)
>>
>>3991350
4. Roll STRENGTH All the way to fuck. (Take ADV On all 3 of your Attacks. Messy, but if you can attack enough. His shield might be disrupted. You can stop the spell.)
Let's try for all crits this time yah?
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>>3991350
Supporting this right here. Gotta play to strengths.

>Killed Skye
... It wasn't Star in his. It was Skye Butterfly.
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>>3991359
Or better yet, she was so insignificant to him he's literally mixing her up with his waifu wo looks exactly the same.
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>>3991350
Mock him for being a sad sack o shit.
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>>3991350
Also, who the fuck is skye?
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>>3991369
I'm sure he's been called worse.

>>3991370
Skye in our universe is a fictional character in a cartoon Our Anon likes. She looks a lot like Star.
Our Anon had a breakdown over it and everything.
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>>3991350
4. Unlimited Violence to summon our master
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>>3991370
Star's older sister.
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>>3991370
Probably the Sky Butterfly of his reality, but differently named.
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>>3991350
Wanted to ask on Susan's behalf.
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>>3991350
4
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>>3991383
>>3991373
>>3991358
>>3991356

So the answer...

>Is
>Violence

https://youtu.be/Jsh7MSpuAi4

>Everyone around you is dropping
>Marco is fading out
>Fast

>The Heks are Heka-winded
>And worse
>They are being attacked by the ones he put under mind control


>Even with a high CON check
>Marco tries to get up again
>And fails
>He's not able to beat this freakish reflection's spell power

>Jackie is too busy trying to kill him
>She goes for the head kick
>But with no oxygen she can't follow through
>He catches the foot
>But he doesn't...shield

A: "Luna. Cast Invictus."
L: "That. Is a lot of health..."
A: "What do I care?"

>She takes
>A deep
>Long
>Drag
>On her cigarello

>When she blows
>Blood streams out of Anon's eyes
>He
>Smiles
>And stands up tall

A: "Now I'm invincible."

>And then
>The smoke goes away

Sa: "No you're NOT!"
>Your eyes are swelling out of your skull
>Your lips are nearly tripled in size

>And Yet
>You can still see
>Sabrina

>Who just cast ONE WITH NOTHING

Sa: "I broke it! I used Anon's spell! Anon's ALIVE!"

A: "...Literally WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"

>You tap him on the shoulder
>As he turns
>All he can see

>Is fist

ROLL STRENGTH

THREE TIMES.

I will roll twice for the result.
>Taking the best result for each
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Rolled 4, 17, 4 = 25 (3d20)

>>3991437
GET REKT KIDDO
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Rolled 13, 17, 15 = 45 (3d20)

>>3991437
>>
Rolled 20, 15, 19 = 54 (3d20)

>>3991437
GIMME DAT VIBE CHECK
>>
Rolled 6, 7, 7 = 20 (3d20)

>>3991437
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Rolled 16, 5, 19 = 40 (3d20)

>>3991437
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Rolled 11, 3, 1 + 11 = 26 (3d20 + 11)

>>3991437
I CASHT FISHT
>>
Rolled 5, 2, 2 = 9 (3d20)

>>3991437
WERE YOUR FWIENDS JACKASS!!!
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>>3991437
You know what. Your right.

VIBE CHECK BITCH!
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Rolled 18, 14, 13 = 45 (3d20)

>>3991437
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Rolled 13, 8, 1 = 22 (3d20)

>>3991437
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Rolled 9, 4, 16 = 29 (3d20)

>>3991437
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Rolled 6, 7, 3 = 16 (3d8)

The first rolls.
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The SECOND
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>>3991437
Let me play you the song of my people.

https://youtu.be/hzPpWInAiOg
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>>3991489
Identify in discord
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>>3991508>>3991489
Wtf are you doing. Dont same fag
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>>3991478

>You are standing
>In a zone of no Oxygen
>You have no reason to fight this
>A smart person would have run
>A careful person would have snuck out
>Might have abandoned their friends

>Anon would try to save them...
>You aren't.
>Anon

Su: "YOU'WE A FUCKING SHIT!"
>29 total


>Shielded
>BRANG!
>Your fist is cracked
>Your knuckles bleed on the shield

A: "I'm the WINNER."

Su: "RRR. RRRRRRRR! YOU'WE TWASH! AND NOT MY TWASH. NOT MY ANOWN. MY ANOWN'S BETTEW THAN YOU."

>>3991448

>Skkr
>SKKKKK


+2.

>The shield
>Cracks

SU: "CAUSE HE'SH A LOSEW!"

>THEN
>SHATTERS!

>YOUR FIST SMASHES HIM IN THE FACE
>YOUR BROKEN KNUCKLES RIP HIS CHEEK
>AND YOU

>SWING
>AGAIN

>>3991448
>26 total

>SHIELDED!
A: "Lucky shot."

>There is still no air
>Luna has been casting Shield for him
>He's bleeding from the mouth now too

A: "You'll never hit me again. Luna. Cast Brain Exploder."

>Luna's eyes light up
>Her cigarillo smoke
>Forms into a smiling mouth

>Which is when you grab Anon
>Look deep into his eyes

SU: "..."

>>3991448
>19

>30 total
>BRANG!

>>3991453
-2

>Only 28

>You can tell this wouldn't be enough

>But Luna
>Isn't casting SHIELD

>You headbutt for his nose
>And hit
>Shield

>BRANG!

>Which stops
>His Oxygen stealing Spell.

cont
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>>3991513


>A shockwave rocks from him
>And you
>As you hold onto him just to stand

>Susan
>McMoot
>Stopped a God today

>Sthupi-...no

M: "BuwaaHH! Air! I can breathe!"
>Bwave.

J: "My head. Ahh get back! We gotta play smart. Get Susan."

>Hewoic

>You stopped his spell
>You saved them

Su: "I did it...I did it..."

>Jackie and Marco are carrying you off
>While the Anon
>Looks at his own blood
>And
>Scowls

A: "This sucks."
>He glares at Sabrina
A: "Fuckin' Rando mobs. Cheating mechanics?"

>She darts away from him
>Getting back to your side of the battlefield

A: "It's a good thing I came prepared."
>He cracks his neck
>And slaps his Muscles' shoulder

A: "Spellform. Soul Stealer."

>His shoulder
>Engorges
>He is enveloped
>In Pink Light

>The good Heks come over
>All of them survived killing themselves and reabsorbing the mind controlled copies
>They look rough

H: "Hey guys how's the fight goi- WHOAH! Wh-"

>Before you
>Where once was Anon
>Stands

H: "Omnitraxus!?"

>The Pink Monolith
>Responds

A: "Nah, nigga."
>Then
>Smiles

A: "Just my latest upgrade."
H: "What'd you DO with Omnitraxus!"
A: "I killed him. I keep him."
>He spreads his arms
A: "...and I want you all."

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION
MONDAY!

1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

STAY
BLESSHT

WOVE
QUESHT

https://youtu.be/ZhoT-4iv_sk
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>>3991511
I'm on a phone traveling and my ID changed. Doing this to claim my dice.
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>>3991516
I assume this spellform uses captured souls so that the caster can take on their form and use their abilities, traits and feats. If thats the case Hekapoo will know him best and how to deal with him.
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>>3991516
>He transformed
>Is using his most powerful transformation right off the jump.
Aww, lame.
I was hoping Our Anon might be able to get a crack at him before he went God Mode.
Guess we're having him pop OWN from when he finally gets here....if he ever fucking gets here.
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>Is using his most powerful transformation right off the jump.
The implication is this, based on "Just my latest upgrade". It'd also align with his current munchkin tactics to just use the most powerful abilities on everything to obliterate it outright and replace it with the next best thing that comes along. But it's no guarantee this is his final form, nor his actual strongest.
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>>3991916
>A: "This sucks."
>A: "It's a good thing I came prepared."
Prepared for what?
>A: "Fuckin' Rando mobs. Cheating mechanics?"
This to me implies that he wouldn't have been able to deal with "Cheating Mechanics" without his latest upgrade, or at the very least this is the form best suited to deal with said cheat mechanics.
He surely has other forms at his disposal, but besides a desire to test out his newest trick in the field, why wouldn't he just go all out based on how he's fought so far?
I could be overthinking it and hoping for the best. All I know is that I hope Anon gets the chance to have a 1v1 with this fucker sooner than later.
>>
SESSION
START!

>Where are you?
>It's dark

>You think you are sitting
>What was all that you saw...
>You remember.

>Susan
>Tom
>Marco
>Star
>Sabrina

>They all made it out of Purgatory
>And you...

>Who are you?

>ANONYMOUS MCMOOT
>You have just witnessed your friends struggling to find you
>And being attacked
>Nearly overwhelmed

>By ANOTHER you
>You do not know where you are
>But
>You can feel your body
>And something soft
>That are seated on

>This place is pitch black

What do?

1. Make Fire for some light. (Easy WIS Check.)
2. Assume MIND SCREAM form. (Messy, but you'll see with Echolocation)
3. Check your person (Leaves you in the dark for now, but let's you see your status and inventory)
4. Psionically reach out for your comrades. (For some reason, you cannot sense them like you did when you were not conscious.)

>Why do you smell bourbon?
>>
>>3995771
>1. Make Fire for some light. (Easy WIS Check.)
>3. Check your person (Leaves you in the dark for now, but let's you see your status and inventory)
>>
>>3995771
1.
>let there be light
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>>3995771
Just check yourself anon.

And get out of bed kid. You forget what it was like already?
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>>3995798
support
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>>3995771
Just to be blatant. Anon. Is this your old room? Also is that your shitty dad you smell?
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>You check yourself
>You are

>Phew!
>NOT
>A tree

A: "Thank fuck."
>You are
>You
>You are
>Dressed in your smart vest, button up and...

>Where is your armor?
A: "Oh no. Fuck."

>Where is your WAND!?
>CLANG!

>Oh
>It's right there
>It was in your hand
>Haha
>Silly Anon

A: "Can't see."
>You snap your fingers
>On your human hand

>You are in...

>A conference Room.
>With a long table
>High backed, rolling chairs
>And a single set of double doors

A: "Where am I?"
L: "Anonymous."
>Luna!
A: "Mom! Where are we?"
L: "I could only be this honest. With you."
A: "Mom?"
L: "Mommy doesn't know."

A: "...Fuck. FUCK."
>You know
>That your friends are in danger
>You know that your armor is missing
>And you don't know where ended up

>But you know how to use a Milliliter Liquid Density Device...

A: "Wh-"

L: "Your new information stores were developing as you slept. I...filled you."

YOU HAVE MORE INTELLIGENCE NOW
WHAT SUBJECTS WOULD YOU HAVE LIKED TO ABSORB

1. Specialize in Potions (Possible ingredients and effects will stand out in the world)

2. Chemical Warfare (A mix of military tactic and Potions. Only ingredients and Possible enemy weaknesses will be apparent.)

3. W A R. (Enemy potential weaknesses and impressive warriors will stand out to you.)

4. Vibes. (People's Intent will seem more clear. Along with their insecurities)

Also.

>Do you want some of the coffee?
>There is a fresh pot, steaming on the counter in this pitch black space
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>>3995849
>vibe check
As much as it pains me to allow anon more abilites to manipulate, he will need it as king.

>avoid the coffee, but sit at the head of the table

This is going to be a negotiation, might as well start strong and unworried. Drinking the coffee can be seen as being weak and in need.
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>>3995858
yeah we are very much need one how is our cha currently?
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>>3995849
I'm gonna go with vibes as well, god knows we need it.

Also no time for coffee, let's blow this popsicle stand.
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>>3995849
>4. Vibes. (People's Intent will seem more clear. Along with their insecurities)
It fits our...team oriented playstyle better.
Besides, I'd like the chance to actually spend time with Luna to learn potions, not just know how to make them.
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>>3995858
Based on the character sheet Int is at 6.
Feels good.
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>>3995849
>>vibe check
>avoid the coffee, but sit at the head of the table
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>>3995849
Vibes is currently set to win, so I'm just gonna voice Potions.
Avoid coffee.
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>>3995849
>>3995888
You know what.
Changing to WAR.
We have alot of big battles coming up and I'd like a more combat team oriented playstyle thing going on.
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>>3995955
Knowing a weakness doesnt help us as much as knowing an enemies intention. Doesnt help us if we cant exploit a weakness we see. We can also change peoples weakness with OWN in battle.

Battle advantages are okay but we are a king and wont be in battle constantly. Having a tool that works in both situations is better.
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>Vibes is the winner

L: "You don't want my strongest potions?"
>You can feel
>Luna's smirk
>As if her lips were pressed against your frontal lobe
>As if her teeth were sliding out and gently graze the underside of your forehead

>Is that tongue?

>INTENT
-She is probably being Coy
-She would like it, if you admired her gifts

>Mm
>You may not want this on ALL the time.

A: "I wanna 'learn' potions from you, Mom. Not know it."

L: "What should me make first, hm?"
>You look around the room
>The chairs are...nice
>Well made leather

>The carpet is thicker than you'd expect
>Although you've only been in an office what? Twice? Ever?

>Both of those times the ground was basically concrete, wearing a mask made of carpet
>This is real stuff
>Your shoes sink a little into the plush floor


A: "I remember...fucking up. I was at the tree. I turned into bugs to escape the roots..."

L: "You saved your friends."
A: "I got us separated."
L: "They should be grateful."

>INTENT
-She- He knows my intent, Creature.

>You look at the coffee
A: "Fuckin' Pass."

>You look
>Around the room
>And see a much bigger chair at the head of this massive table

>You seat yourself there
L: "Your rightful place."
A: "Do you just...not get worried?"
L: "I trust myself."
A: "What does that have to do with where we are?"
L: "To be. Specific. I trust myself to do worse unto others than they could ever do unto me."

>You
>Smirk
A: "God, Mom. You're so fuckin-"

1. Cool
2. Scary (but in a good way)
3. Perfect.
4. Like me.

L: "Do you want to wait?"
A: "I don't know."
L: "We should act. Before anyone else does."

>You can see in this room

-A light switch
-A window, with the blinds closed
-A set of double doors
-A desk, with a Bourbon bottle on top (A single glass has been poured)


Pick up to two objects to interact with.
Go.

>Also
>Muscles is...waking up
>His fingers twitch
>As if his own WILL has activated

1. Let him move on his own
2. Calm him down, to ensure he doesn't break shit he shouldn't.
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>>3995995
>Mom you're extra, but I love you

>open the blinds
>look through the desk

>fist bump muscles and let him know its all chill.
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>>3995995
>A: "God, Mom. You're so fuckin-"
3. Perfect.
5. Beautiful
I fucking love Luna.
I love Luna so much it hurts.

>Pick two objects
-A window, with the blinds closed
-A desk, with a Bourbon bottle on top (A single glass has been poured)
Open nothing until we get a better idea of what's on the outside of this room.

>Muscles awakens
1. Let him move on his own
Give him pats and tell him not to break anything.
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>>3995995
>Cool
>Perfect
Either is fine. Momma Luna is the bestest.

>Let him move on his own
He is with us. We are combined in our efforts, sharing gainz as they are obtained.

>double door
Seems obvious... But whoever set this shit up seems civilized enough.

>Desk with bourban
Alcohol is a common solution for crafting. Maybe some of that other potion material inside the desk for an early lesson?
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>>3995995
Kind. Caring. And more than some simpering milksops you have the steel and fire to back those up.

Light switch
Doors

Let muscles wreck the boardroom if he feels like it.

If hes sad about our lost gains, tell him we more than trust him to keep us both in one piece.
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>>3995995
>fist bump muscles and let him know its all chill.
Mom you are so wonderful and extra
And yeah lets not open the blinders yet and possibly have a lesson using the stuff here
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>You're
>Empty
>Just
>You've been through too goddamn much
>So you're quiet for a while
>Because god damnit

>You've done so much stuff
>So much stuff has happened
>But nothing ends
>Nothing resolves
>And you need it to
>You've worked so hard
>Why doesn't any of it
>Just...

L: "They're fortunate."

https://youtu.be/5Z3h0T-LJAM

A: "Whuh?"
>And there she is
L: "Your friends. Your lovers."
A: "I don't have any love-"
L: "Their little worlds revolve around someone so...capable. Of keeping them safe."

>You?
L: "...and yet here you are. Saving them from that monotonous drivel."
>Yeah
>There she is

L: "Without you. They'd have perished of being uninteresting."
>Bringing you back
>She makes you
>Crack

A: "You're too much."
L: "Anything less wouldn't be worthy of you."
A: "Mom. I mean it."
L: "..."
A: "There's so much I love about you."
L: "...darling?"
A: "Thank you."
L: "..."

>You feel someone holding your hand
>Even if you can't see it
>You know Luna is smiling

cont
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>>3996080

>Alright
>Sorry for self: Eliminated

>You get up
>And pat Muscles
>Calming him

A: "Easy, bro. Easy."
>His blades retract somewhat
>As you head for the Window

A: "It's all good. We're safe."
>You open the blinds

You see Hell.

A: "..."
>INFINITE PLANES OF FIRE AND HATE
>AN OCEAN OF LIQUIFIED GHOSTS SUPER HEATED INTO BLAZING MAGMA

>A BEACH OF POWDERED BLACK SKULLS
>AND TRILLIONS
>UPON COUNTLESS BILLIONS
>OF DEMONS

>You close the blinds

A: "..."
>Then eye the door
A: "As long as we stay in here?"

>Muscles
>Informs you of his intent
>By rolling like a snake, trapped by it's tail

INTENT
-Muscles can sense enemies, ones that he especially capable of killing
-He wants to rush to them and do so

>He pauses
>Then begins
>To feel your body

A: "Aye. AYE CH- Haha!"
>It tickles

>After a moment he whips away
>Then SLAMS HIS FIST INTO THE DESK
>But only once
>he -was- calm after all

INTENT
-Where are your FUCKIN' ABS!?

A: "Oh. Uh-"

1. Reassure him you will get the muscle back
INSECURITY (Muscles tends to be impatient)

2. Show him your new BRAIN FLEX
(Maybe he'll respect a new kind of strength?)

3. Pull Rank. It was your call, and you think He can handle the Fight Punch for now.
(Charisma check, will establish a dynamic of Muscles as your Protector and you as his Brains.)

4. OPTIONAL MODIFIER (Speak entirely with your hands, Italian Style)

cont
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>>3996081

>Regardless
>You need to check out this desk with the Bourbon bottle
>You can tell at a glance that it's
>Clean
>Very clean

>You don't touch it just yet
>This is Hell
>Some version of it at least
>This might be Karen's Desk

1. Yank the Desk up and shake it loose (destroys fragile loot, but reveals what is inside)

2. Carefully dissect the desk while being safe (INT then DEX Checks to pick good targets

3. Smash the desk open. (Fuck whoever brought you here. Gimme ur shit. Requires a STR check and but preserves a little more loot)

4. Look under and around the desk for traps. (Wis and INT Check to find and disarm any traps that might be there.)
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>>3996083
>2. Show him your new BRAIN FLEX
(Maybe he'll respect a new kind of strength?)
Along with
>2. Carefully dissect the desk while being safe (INT then DEX Checks to pick good targets
... If we're gonna flex it, might as well show its useful for something.

>Include optional 4:
>`AY, what'sa'matta'wit'chu?!
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>>3996081
>1. Reassure him you will get the muscle back
INSECURITY
Because why wouldn't we want our abs back.
Although given the nature of our abilies we might just be able to make ourselves stronger with something like Meat as Mortar. "I don't have human nerves", why the fuck haven't we gotten into biomodding our body yet bros?
>4. Look under and around the desk for traps. (Wis and INT Check to find and disarm any traps that might be there.)
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>>3996099
The hand gesture is strong in this one
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>>3996083
Tell him we sacrificed it.

We sacrificed it for our friends. And their asses.

And do it using handsigns.

Search the desk carefully with DeX and int.
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>>3996081
>2. Point to him then flex your brain.
Didnt need then right now. Theyll come back. Needed to work another angle. Adapt. Survive. Overcome. Slap fat asses.
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>for the action, stop fucking around and find out why our friends are not her.
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>Muscles slaps your stomach
>Now entirely flat
>But with-a-no DEFINITION

>You SLAPPA heem away
>Push all your fingers together
>And Wag
>Wag
>Wag

>He withdraws a bit
>But then makes a fist
>and Launches forward like a cobra
>Part of you wants to flinch
>But you pick up

>a VIBE-INO

Intent
-Muscles is getting in your face so you can see his motions better
-If you flinch, he'll have the upper hand heh

>So instead
>You use your head
>Literally
>You stomp a foot
>and press your own wrist and fist into his

>Slapping noises
>and muted breath fill the office
>As you make eye contact with his knuckle spikes
>Wriggling your elbow like it was broken

>Eventually he backs off
>and you
>Point
>To your skull

>He gets close
>Flicks your skull

>And no hollow sound comes
>He flicks again

>And Luna
>Leans out of your ear

L: "Buongiorno."
>You grab his wrist and show him
>The Desk

>Then motion to your eye
>Your head
>You
>Are gonna figure out what's in this desk
>With your BIG
>A-scaRY-A
>BRAIN!

>You can feel how angry he is
>That you worked
>And ate
>So hard
>And you've sacrificed all the for WH-

>You snap
>And PSYCHICALLY PLAY PIZZA TIME TO HIM
>With your PRODIGIOUS WILL

>He covers his...Palm?
>You relent the music
>And nod to him

>He
>Understands
>Then slaps-a-you
>For letting yourself get so skeeny

>But
>You have reached an understanding
>And Muscles

>Will be on the lookout
>For ways to get your strength back
>In ways you can't Cock up

cont
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>>3996223

>You approach the desk

>Which is when the doors burst open
>Bright red and orange light fills the room
>As a demon, tall and part Machine gun tears into the table, chairs and walls

>it is being
>Decimated
>By someone
>Who lets the creature stab it in the stomach with it's claws

>CKRACKSK!
>So it can break the Demon's Elbow in half
>Remove the forearm
>And stab it over
>and over
>And OVer
>In the neck
>Until it dies

>You and Muscles exchange a look
>As you crouch behind the desk

>And see

>Toffee

T: "Most unpleasant."
>He wipes his hands
>Adjusts his tie
>And regrows his body
>Instantaneously

T: "Now where is Anonymous?"
>He speaks out loud
>Cracks his neck

T: "We have a meeting."

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION
TOMORROW!

1:00 P.M. US CENTRAL TIME!
Stay Blesst

Love, Quest.
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T: "Alright."

>Toffee
>It's Toffee
>You're here
>In a room with him

>He does not know
>You're here
>He flicks a switch
>And the lights come on

1. Hide
2. Dramatically leap out and "HAHA BITCH IT IS I." At him.
3. Try to get into the big chair and look like you were there the whole time. (Gain the upper hand in negotiations)
4.Revive the Demon corpse he just made a second ago and- "No dear. That corpse and the demon it belong to. Is connected to our enemy's network."

>mm

4. Grab the coffee pot and see if he will drink it.

Business.

Let's go.
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>>3997118
>3. Try to get into the big chair and look like you were there the whole time. (Gain the upper hand in negotiations)
Welcome to my office, you're late.
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>>3997118
>3. Just stand up, dust off your suit, slick your hair back and sit in the big chair.
"Not the most dramatic entrance I've seen. Did you succeed in tearing down reality to find your dragons yet, or is sending a broken version of my self to slaughter what is left of my friends just foreplay?"
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>>3997118
>leap into his big strong arms and call him daddy!
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>>3997118
>>3997118
5. Stop posturing and get down to buisness.

Well here I am? You wanted to speak with me.

Speaking of wanting things.

I WANT to know what Toffees plan for the end of the game is.

Perhaps an exchange of plans, we both want the same thing in this. Or close to it I imagine.
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>>3997126
Support
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>>3997118
Support >>3997122 And >>3997132
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>>3997132
>>3997126
>>3997122
>>3997121

>2 3s
>2 write ins

>But a vibe, regardless

A: "I have to take this seriously."
>You don't pretend to be in the chair
>You just
>Pull it out

>and sit in it

>Toffee notices

VIBE
-Was this his chair?
-He's not speaking
-This guy has never shown much concern for anything so did you piss him o-

>He closes the blinds

T: "I should have known you didn't get out. When there weren't piles of dead demons all around this place."

>Then he walks over to the coffee machine

T: "Coffee?"
A: "Your terms."

>He doesn't pause
T: "You can't drink those."

>He turns around
>With two cups
>He drinks his first

INTENT
-He is showing you it isn't poisoned

T: "That's...usually my chair."
>You smirk
>HEH
>That'll show hi-

>He reaches under your leg
>Pulls a lever
>PSSSSSS
>The chair lowers
>And now your feet can reach the floor

A: "..."

INTENT
-Unknown
-He doesn't look like he even knows how smug he deserves to be right now

T: "Do you know where you are?"

1. I'm in hell. (Flat, might get you an explanation on where you are EXACTLY)
2. You kidnapped me. (Accusation. Will gauge his intent.)
3. Call off that other me I saw. You can't keep me. (Frames him as an enemy. If he corrects it, you might understand his position mor-

A: "What. The fuck. Do you want, Toffee?"
T: "I want you not to die."

A: "..."
VIBE SAYS
-That wasn't a lie

T: "If you're not having coffee. I'm having a drink."

3. I'm right where I want to be. (Lie, and maybe throw him off of his game.)
4. Optional Modifier. Drink the Coffee Y/N

Yes: Opens communications (and you are really thirsty) on a friendlier level
No: Plays it safe but there won't be much to gain. Boring and stand offish.

T: "You're lucky."
A: "..."
T: "No one else could have found you."
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>>3997150
>T: "You're lucky."
>A: "..."
>T: "No one else could have found you."

This answers (2), right? To him, it was less a "kidnapping" and more of a "lost & found" thing.

Vote (1) and (4). The "Just According to Keikaku" shtick may work on Brother Easter, but I have doubts on it working with Toffee.
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>>3997150
>1. I appear to be in hell's board room. No sign of my party, nor Carol.

>4. Don't drink the coffee. May not be poisonous for him, but us? Also never consume the food of a realm in which you don't want to be trapped in.

But.....

>Write in. "No you don't want me to die, just to survive until you've gotten what you needed from me. But that's just what you do, manipulate and twist and bend. Anything except being honest.

Tell me, little orphan lizard, is this conversation even worth having or are you simply going to offer me another baited choice where either way you get what you need?

You're here for business, so lets talk business. Your other pet Anon is busy trying to kill my friends. "
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>>3997150
>1. I appear to be in hell's board room. No sign of my party, nor Carol.
>4. Don't drink the coffee.
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>>3997150
I am DEFINETLY one of the luckiest sons of bitches in the world.

I would hardly call this a case of good luck though.

1. I have no idea, presumably hell.

Busy day? Eh, your always up to something. Like a bizzare reverse glossarick.

-write in

First order of business. You probably did save me, albeit for convoluted personal reasons. Thanks.

Second. You need me alive? Really? I'm flattered. You should already have a me though shouldn't you?

Third. I need to... go? Assuming that anon is only a bit more powerful than me my friends can take him, but I DO worry so.

I even worried some of my magic into them ; )
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>>3997150
You know what. I have to know.

Why do you keep saving me? I am a huge dick to you at the best of times and I probably wreck a ton of your plans just getting up in the morning.
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>>3997167
Support
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>>3997167
Support
>>3997184
I also want to know
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>>3997150
Alright. Presto chango, vote re arrange o!

1. I dont like how you never seem to play straight.
2. I am super annoyed that rampaging murder beast that works for you? Is attacking my friends.
3. You probably DID save me. Thanks.
4. Why did you save me? Why do you KEEP saving me? I probably ruin half a dozen plans by rolling out of bed in the morning.

Check the coffee for poison. Drink it if it's not poisoned.
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>>3997150
>2. You kidnapped me. (Accusation. Will gauge his intent.)
Not that I don't believe him, but I want to gauge him.

T: "I want you not to die."
I mean. I already did so twice. It didn't stick.
Why would you care though?

4. Optional Modifier. Drink the Coffee Y/N
Y
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>>3997150
Alright, I'll support the kidnapping accusation. But only as a probe. We dont actually know whether he did or not.
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>>3997189
This is a bad idea.

It gives toffee a lot, tells him we know about Onon and gives our gratitude for something we didn't ask for or even confirm he did. I'm also not going to play nice with man who's first action is to manipulate our feelings from the get go while also associating with another anon thats currently trying to rape our friends souls and eat their flesh...literally.

Toffee gets the wall and a jab back at lowering the chair and belittling us.
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>>3997150
1. I dont like how you never seem to play straight.
2. I am super annoyed that rampaging murder beast is in the middle of chowing down on my friends.
3. You probably DID save me. But. Im not going to thank the man I saw drinking with the man whos trying to rape the souls of my party.
4. Why did you save me? Why do you KEEP saving me? I probably ruin half a dozen plans by rolling out of bed in the morning.
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>>3997198
Dont throw out or give someone something they can use
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>1

A: "I'm in hell. Without my friends."
T: "Ouch."

>You are bristling
>and
>You are...
>Angry?
>Confused?

>You push the coffee away from you

T: "You're on Guard."
A: "You brought me here to negotiate. Fine."
T: "No I didn't."

A: "I-..."

VIBE
-???

T: "I saw you sinking. Between dimensions."

>He drinks his coffee some
>Winces
>Then puts it in the trash
>And heads for the bourbon

T: "I couldn't stop you from going wherever it was you wanted to go."
>He turns back around
>With a glass of brown water

T: "So I intercepted."
A: "wh- Y- WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A STRAIGHT FUCKING ANSWER!?"

T: "I do."

A: "What'd you save me for!? You expect me to be grateful?"

>You ratchet the chair up
>To full height

T: "I like you."
INTENT
-!!!!?????

T: "I used to be like you."
VIBE
-!? WHy don't. You understand this man!?

>PSSSSSSSSSSSS

>The chair
>Sinks

T: "I wore a leather jacket."
>Toffee drinks his last gulp of bourbon

T: "You're in the ship I use. To go between universes."
A: "A tardis?"

>Toffee
>Purses his lips
>And glares?

VIBE
-...he's trying not to laugh
-At the word Tardis

T: "I don't know what it's called."
>He succeeded
T: "It just works...and looks this way. Because I want it too."

A: "Call off the other me."
T: "I can't."
A: "You will."
T: "He can kill me. Unlike everything else."
A: "...fucking what."

T: "Your full name is...Anonymous Dubson...Webwillow?"
A: "Yeah."
T: "Birth name? Webwillow is an odd sounding Surname for a human."
A: "FUCK OFF WITH THIS GAME."

>Toffee
>Puts down his glass
>And looks at you

>Hate burns in his eyes
T: "I don't like. Games...and I want to help you."

cont
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>>3997229

A: "Do what?"

T: "Get out of hell. Back to your friends."
A: "..."

What do?

1. Why-

T: "Because if I leave this place. Hell will know about your Mother's magic. I would risk that if it was the best way to escape. Not if I don't have too. Also. It would abandon you here."

1. Ok. Shit. "Ho-"

T: "The portal to purgatory is that way."
>Toffee opens the blinds
>And points
>over a mountain of broken black glass

T: "That way. Is the spires of the Board."
>He points the opposite way

T: "That way."
>He points into the infinite SOUL OCEAN
T: "Is where Satan is trapped. Carol is...mobile."

>He turns to you
T: "Do you want my help? Or would you rather take the long way by yourself?"
A: "I can go incorporeal. I can scissor."
T: "Then Hell will come for your friends too."
>Toffee
>Takes his shirt off
>And opens the desk
>He pulls out a fuckin sword

T: "We don't want that."


What do?

1. You got another sword? (Accept materials for the upcoming fight out)
2. Nail him down in this moment of banter. Get ONE entirely bamboozle free question. The vibes are on your side.
3. Should I be shirtless too? (Will test wether he actually likes you. If he laughs. The vibe is clear.)
4. OPTIONAL. "Can I have that coffee now?"
Y/N
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>>3997230
2. "Why do you really want to undo creation and go after the dragons? Give me a reason why you hold my mother's magic ransom and fight this war against everything. Give me a reason to like you back when everything screams that you are the final enemy in this game."

By the Way. The TARDIS stands for Time and Relative Dimension in Space. Its a living ship, that's why it looks this way. Don't stare into its core. Pure Time. Might kill even you. "
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>>3997238
Dont tell him about the core
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>>3997230
Screw it, we can ask about his weird plan later.

3. Should I take my shirt off too?

Also. Voting for this anon.

Appreciate those lizard abs. Your already bi, enjoy that scaley beefcake.
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>>3997230
After saying all this
2. "Why do you really want to undo creation and go after the dragons? Give me a reason why you hold my mother's magic ransom and fight this war against everything. Give me a reason to like you back when everything screams that you are the final enemy in this game."
Ask where he got a T.A.R.D.I.S and how he does not know the user manual?
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>>3997244
Its now or never the vibe is on our side in this banter perfection
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>>3997238
OOOOOH LORE ROUTE I like this so supportan ( i dont think anon should tell him about the core either)
ALSO DOWN THE COFFEE. from what he said, and from what the vibes give, I don't think he is tricking or poisoning us, I believe he is genuinely trying to help us.

if toffee wants to help us get to purgatory faster, I'm all for it then.

I would also want anon to accept the materials
for the coming fight then if that is possible as well.
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>>3997230
Tell him he should watch doctor who when he gets a chance. He got one cool box.
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>>3997230
Support >>3997245
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>>3997230
I do like telling him about the Tardis though. Minus the core bit of course. Stiffs interesting.
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>>3997230
Also I'm gonna throw my bet into the ring.

I guess that Toffees plan is to find a way for him to survive the apocalypse. The GAME OVER screen.
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>>3997249
We should do the "doctor" "doctor who?" Gag and we will do it properly
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>>3997230
Wait until were outside.

Tard ass IS a pretty funny name.
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>>3997230
>3. Should I be shirtless too? (Will test wether he actually likes you. If he laughs. The vibe is clear.)
I don't think Toffee needs to hate a man to kill him though, probably like him even, so even if he likes us doesn't mean he's trustworthy.

1. You got another sword? (Accept materials for the upcoming fight out)
Could be useful.

As to getting his help to get out of Hell? Yeah, sure.

>2. Nail him down in this moment of banter. Get ONE entirely bamboozle free question. The vibes are on your side.
I want to know why He'd go to our other us, Neganon, if it's the only one capable of killing him.
>>
A: "Let's get this clear."

>Toffee
>Doesn't look toward
>Or respond
>That Mother f-

INTENT
-Toffee doesn't make unnecessary noise, movements or expressions
-You just said you were making something clear
-So he is waiting for you to say it
-While doing what he needs to

>Which is apparently wrapping his forearms up in bandages
>While not looking up

A: "I don't trust you."
T: "Alright."

https://youtu.be/TFF6kTO0jMs

VIBE
-??..eh? Hth-

>Mm
>Toffee has some strange power
>Of answering things
>Without a single sign of how he feels about the question

>So you get up
>Roll Muscles' shoulder
>Who gets
>Excited

INTENT
-Muscles loves fighting enemies he has an advantage over
-Against these demons, who are between him and the Hekabooty
-He has advantage on all his attacks against them

A: "I can crush demons. Easy."
T: "I believe you."
A: "What's the threat?"
T: "Their numbers."

>Toffee
>Walks over to the demon he killed
>Rips out it's skull
>Clean
>In one shot

>And wears it on his shoulder
>Strapping it down his dressy belt
>He is in dress pants
>Nice Shoes
>and a Demon Skull

>With a sword

A: "Why are you doing all this?"
>He doesn't answer
>He
>KICKS the doors open

cont
>>
>>3997295

A: "Why do you really want to undo creation and go after the dragons? Give me a reason why you hold my mother's magic ransom and fight this war against everything. Give me a reason to like you back when everything screams that you are the final enemy in this game."

T: "I don't like games. I hate stories even more. After I found out how they work."
>He says
>Not looking back
T: "I have your mother's magic because it was given to me. Because I know using it isn't a trap."

A: "And liking you?"
T: "I don't care if anyone likes me."
A: "Why. Destroy it all?"

T: "Have you ever wondered..."
>He sounds
>Unsure
>Like he's looking for the words

T: "Why things go wrong. Right when you are doing your best? Why life. Seems like it has something out for you?"
>He turns back to you
>His expression
...

VIBE
-Lonely.
A: "..."

T: "Well."
>He
>Smiles
T: "It's true."

>Then
>He glares
>As demons
>Come rushing
>From the horizon
>Dozens
>Then Hundreds of them

T: "...but it wasn't always like that. It used to be better."

>He draws his sword

T: "Everyone else was alright with it."

>Then steps
>Into hell

T: "I'm not."

A: "That's kinna hot."
L: "Pathosian Whore."

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION-

T: "Oh. Drink the fresh coffee. It doesn't have any calming poison in it. It still works."
A: "I. KNEW IT!"
T: "If you drink it. We'll be seen as Demons."
A: "...? And?"

T: "Hell has no alarms. For violence between it's own members."

A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT OF FIGHTAN

FRIDAY! 1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

STAY
BLESST
Love, Quest
>>
>>3997296
CRAKK THE BIGGEST SIP
>>
PRESS
START!

https://youtu.be/nM5_37r7TLs

>You are Anonymous
>Prince of Darkness

>Son of a Glitch
>Coded in a cave
>Levels and one ups
>Is all that you crave

>YOU ARE CURRENTLY 300 FEET TALL
>AND COMPRISED OF STAR ENERGY

A: "That's right. My soul stealer power up lets me assume the form of those I absorb. As a spell it was pretty good."

>Yes
>It was
>It let you either take a skill
>Or a stat point
>From anyone you killed

>Which is why you are

>LEVEL 28

>Your stats are as follows

WILL: 28
CON: 28
INT: 28

>Attached to you is your special invention
>Your monster-arm
>Which, for some reason has it's own level

>IT IS LEVEL 9
>Providing you with

STR: 16
DEX: 11
CON (shared)

>And more importantly
>It has let you use your SPELLS

>Like SOUL STEALER
>As monstrous forms

>Allowing you to take on the body, bodily abilities
>And the HP
>Of your victims


cont
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>>4000301

>You are currently against

Su: "You BASHTAWD!"
>Some scrubs

>A tall, lanky Butch Lesbian
>Marco Diaz
>Star. Fucking. Butterfly.
>And Jackie Lynn Thomas

Sa: "Get him!"
>Oh! Right. Right.
>Sabella, or whatever
>She's here too

>BRANG!
>She just hit Marco in the leg
>Stupid b-

>Marco stands up
>After you ATE HIS KNEECAP
>He is healed

>Oh
>Sabrina is healing

>This world is strange
>More open
>It slides in theme, and events
>It moves...slowly
>In comparison to what you are used too


YOU HAVE 500 HP
AND HAVE RESISTANCE TO ALL NON-MAGICAL PHYSICAL DAMAGE

You currently exist in the future and the past. Because you occupy the body of OMNITRAXUS PRIME.

>You know what actions are coming next from your opponents

-The Lesbian is going to charge and attack 3 times

-Marco is going to try and stun you with a magical monk attack

-Jackie is going to hang back and defend Sabrina

-Sabrina is going to take flight the second one of her friends is hurt

What do?

L: "Decimate zem."
A: "Yes, Mama."

L: "Who is zat? Who is whispering?"

>Nobody
>Nobody at all

...Choose.

>Tactical write-in
>Don't make your presence too obvious...
>>
>>4000303

>Of course
>There is also the demon

WHO IS ALREADY COMING AT YOUR FACE!

T: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>>
>>4000303
Charge the lesbo, tank her hits by gwtting in close so the others cant hit you without proccing friendly fire.

Let them wallow in suffering.
>>
>>4000308
supporting
>>
>>4000306
>>4000308
To clairify. Dodge the demon towards susan and let her swing. Mocking her inabilty to do damage.
>>
>>4000301
>>4000303
W-wait. We're the villain this time?!

Remove the stunner from the equation. Could be a lock out tactic. Stuns are the cheapest way to die in games. Taking control away form the player. Utterly lame.

Tank the Lesbo and Demon if need be.
>>
>>4000306 Eat Tom
>>
>>4000308
Support will make it more fun to play with
>>
Might be too late for voting purposes this time, but incorporating movement Corridors/Funnels by manipulating the environment may also be worth exploring.
>>
>>4000308

A: "I like that one!"

>>4000329
A: "And that one!"

>>4000334
A: "Huh? Kinna gross. I don't want some dude in my mouth."



https://youtu.be/yPFyIcDtoek

>You
>Charge
>Right into the Demon

>He nat 1s
>CRACK!

>Tom is sent flying away from you
>He crashes into the forge where Hekapoo makes her blades

>You
>Laugh

A: "AAAHHaha!"
>As the big Butch Bitch swings into you over and over

>She swings wide on the first one
>The second one hits

AND DEALS
>Only half damage

-8

A: "PFFFFF You silly bitch! Physical damage that ain't magic can only do half it's fuckin' shit to me!"

>Then she nat 1s
>You literally watch the sword miss and smack into the floor
>She's winded
>Missing makes somebody a lot more tired than hitting

>That's why
>You always hit

>You ignore Jackie
>You stand
>In the middle of them

>And focus the one you actually want out of the picture

>Marco
A: "MArrrrrCoooo."

>He doesn't look afraid
>Just focused
>He is also the size of your pinky

M: "SUPER PSYCHE STUNNER!"
>He rushes forward
>Pinky finger outstretched

>You raise your hands to Crush him like a fly
>Between your palms

ROLL STRENGTH!

1d20+16

THEN ROLL CON!

1d20+28
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>>4000357
WHAT THE FUCK ARE DICE
LET THIS LITTLE BEAN FAG PULL HIS SLAPPY
I DONT HAVE HUMAN NERVES
>>
Rolled 14, 3 = 17 (2d20)

>>4000357
rallin
>>
Rolled 6, 9 = 15 (2d20)

>>4000357
What
>>
>>4000363
Yeah dont literally his whole fighting style depend on human like nerves and does he even have magic and really pinky the most useless finger or weakest atleast
>>
Rolled 11, 18 = 29 (2d20)

>>4000357
Dice? Don't you mean the RNG?
>>
Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)

>>4000357
rollin
>>
>>4000380
We dont need more dice
>>
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2)

>>4000380

Yes.

CALCULATING

>>4000370
Best Strength 1
>>4000373
Worst Strength 2

>One d2 to decide

>>4000370
Worst Con 2

>>4000380
Best Con 1

>With no crits to adjust
>>
>>4000370


WHOAH!

https://youtu.be/aeH8nkLOV5E

14+16 = 30 total

>>4000380
18+28 = 46

>CRAWNCH!

J: "Marco!"

A: "EhhEHEh!"
>You caught him dead-ass in the air
>You grind your palms together

>Marco is GRABBED
>You see him inside your palms made out of swirling stars and gases
>He is poking at your celestial nerve endings

A: "Just die already so I can get your stupid Bike."
>Then
>The pain

A: "HHHRRRGH! AAHHH!"
>He did it
>He figured out how to adjust his stupid nerve attacks
>Fucking Spongle Duck.

>Yet you crush the check of your Constitution
>Just
>TOO
>Swole

A: "Best part?"
>You continue
>To gloat
>Despite sweating comets

A: "I get to stay like this. Til you idiots drop me to 0 HP. HEH! Like THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!"

>A cross-bow bolt goes past your head
>You turn
>And see

>Something that makes you smile
A: "Jackie."

>She just shot at you
>She is loading up
>For another shot

>SHHHRIP!
>Oh?
>Lookit that

A: "Aye! WHERE'S MY PLACE GOING!?"
>Hekapoo
>Turns to glare at you
>From the portal
>She is using to try and escape

T: "AAAHHH!"

>Tom is back
>And still mad
>You have Marco in your grip
>What do?

1. Throw Marco into Hek, removing both of them from the fight.
>It will also let Hek and Marco escape, at the cost of the lives of those who remain

2. Grind Marco in your hands. Massive damage to him. To find out where STAR FUCKING BUTTERFLY is hiding. You know she's here. You know she has to have another WAND you can get.

>The Lizard said so. While this might kill Marco. You'll be exposed to everyone else's attacks. At best Hek might get away.

3. Throw Marco into Tom. Stops one attack. So you can smash Jackie (again) HEH.
>Preserves the most life but also means this monst- I mean you. Takes the least damage.

cont
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>>4000417

4. >YOUR ABILITY: HEAD EXPLODER IS NOW RECHARGED

-Int save by target
-when they fail their head explodes

Who do you use it on?

A. Marco
B. Sabringa (whatever her name is)
C. The Dyke
D. Hekapoo
E. Jackie
>Don't do it. You can divert this...

E. Rhombulus
F. The Queen Moon

>You just have to convince him it's HIS idea!

L: "Is zomeone zere?"

>Fuck, she's catching on! CHOOSE!
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>>4000422
>Save the ability, these are small fry. It would be waste. There is another anon somewhere. You're the smartest, aren't you? Thats such a good plan, saving up the big shots for the big shots. Make them all see how strong you are. No one will ever make you feel small again.

>2. Grind marco, but slowly. He is no good to us dead and going slowly will teach this marco to keep his hands to himself. Yes, perfect.
>>
>>4000417
Fuck up marco
>>
>>4000422
>Self?
>You do loathe yourself anon.
>But you decide.
>Self.
>>
>>4000425
supporting
>>
>>4000425
supporting
>>
>>4000422
>Save the one shot tactic
These scrubs already mentioned their Anon. They aren't worth wasting this ability on, who knows when that guy will show up. Imagine their faces when he pops out to save the day like some lame ass hero they're going on about, and then HIS HEAD EXPLODES. It'll be a riot.

Support 3. DAT ASS was worth smashing over and over again.
>>
>>4000425
>they literally cant do us any real harm if you are being honest with yourself thats why you have fun by being slow thats why you save healers for the last so they can suffer and prolong the suffering of the others so they give up letting there friends die letting there best friends die just giving up like a faggot
>>
>>4000447
>healers be like
>heal them=let them suffer more = suffering themself = more fun
>dont heal =its your fault they die =end the suffering = suffer emotionally = despair
>>
>>4000425
>>4000440
>>4000447
They are small fries it would be such a bother to let it recharge if other anon get here and if they are alive to witness it they will suffer the most and the healer can prolong the fun
>>
>>4000459
>oh the face of S something healers girls face trying to heal her anon. The futility with his brain on the ground then we can have fun with her, she has some nice legs so lets see if she has more under that gaudy dress
>>
>>4000472
>OH THAT ALL INPORTANT so called "HERO" WILL come for his so called friends all the XP we will get from that fucking shitty faggot will be so worth this
>>
>>4000447
>>4000452
>>4000459
>>4000472
>>4000473
Having fun there with Bond villain antics and cliches, anon? Might as well lean into it, amiright?
>>
>>4000440
Supporting number ass
>>
>>4000422
Luna~

Luuuunnnaaaa~

I know you can hear us other mère~

Were coming for your boy mère~

Hell be all ours soon.
>>
>>4000517
Oh yes~ but calm down compadre
>>
https://youtu.be/g8Adf53SkTY

>You can feel a set of puny arms
>Squirm under your palms

>You
>Smile

A: "What's that?"
>You open up just a little

M: "I'LL GET YOU FOR TH-"

>CRUNCH!

A: "AAHAHAHAH!"
>You feel him scream
>It's a hard scream
>The kind that leaves pain in your ribs and back when it comes out
>The kind scars your throat
>And the kind
>That nobody hears


>You squeeze tighter
L: "What are you doing?"

>You were going to grill him
>For where STAR is locate-
>>4000447
>>4000440
>>4000425

>You disrupted him.


A: "Having fun."
L: "You are wasting time."
A: "FUCK OFF, MOM! I HAVE HIM. HE'S MINE!"

cont
>>
>>4000539

L: "So are your other opponents."
A: "Hah?"

>TOM
>Rolls a near crit

>FWOOOOOSH
>He overloads your skull-face with fire
>It re-routes and blasts out of your empty eye sockets
>It burns your throat

27 DAMAGE

>And you
>Laugh

A: "HAH!"
L: "Eliminate zem. The fight only gets easier the less turns zey have."

>You smile
>And squeeze Marco again

A: "They can't stop me. No matter how much they hit me. No matter how much they try. I got this. Let me enjoy it."

>A sneaker kicks out of your fingers
>You stuff it back
>And chuckle
>As you feel finger nails rake your palms

L: "Explode them. Now."
>Luna
>Gently blows smoke
>Into your ear

L: "Think about what they'll drop..."
A: "Hey...yeah."

cont
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>>4000541

L: "The big one will drop zat armor."
A: "Three attacks per turn..."
>Luna does what she always does
>Pulls at the world
>Shows you
>Where the best loot is at before you go for it

L: "The girl. She can fly with her armor."
A: "Saberinac."

L: "Save one for last, of course."
A: "...Jackie."
L: "Yes."

>But the votes
A: "Yeah...I'll save my head exploder for that OTHER me."
L: "...quoi?"
A: "I'll grind this bitch to dust! How's that feel?"

>You let go
>Just a little
>A thumb-sized head wiggles out
>Bruised
>Tears running down his cinnamon cheeks

M: "It Hurhurrts!"
A: "HA!"

>You raise your left thumb
A: "Those were your last words the FIRST TIME."

>And
>You don't kill him
>You
>Squeeze
A: "AaahHAhAH! YES! YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT!? TEACH YOU. TO TOUCH. ME!"

L: "Who is doing zis? Where are you?
Je te trouverai. Je ferai vite ta mort. Irréversible."


MARCO IS AT 5 HP

YOU ARE AT 464 HP

>Then Susan attacks

>HIT
>HIT
>CRIT

DEALING 32 DAMAGE

>And DISARM
>Takes your new Foot OFF

A: "HW- AAHH! YOU CUNTS! YOU FUCKING BITCH HOW DARE YOU!"

>You are going down
>Susan just stares you
>Death
>In the face

>Jackie turns to grab Sabrina
>Trying to save her

>Hekapoo is frozen
>Still holding her scissors
>Trapped in rage
>You called her "Place" again

A: "Heh."

cont
>>
>>4000548

What do?

1. Elbow drop the Bitch.
>You might lose Marco in the process

2. Catch yourself with your Marco hand. Make them pay for this.
>This protects Susan

3. B E L L Y F L O P
>Attacks everybody present
>The only one who could save them is Hekapoo

>but it protects marco and might not kill everyone

4. "No. Who is this. You do not. Belong here. This is my boy. My place. Who is this?"

>Uh oh
>She's in the options.
>NO!
>NO you CAN-

L: "There is no law. I cannot violate."

>SKKRRRRRKSKSK
>f-
>fuck...

NO!

NO WRITE INS!?

L: "I shall start. With your greatest strength. Then pull you apart down to the very cum that once spoiled into your body."

>Jesus
>>
>>4000550
Oh Luna.

You decided to shit post in the wrong neighborhood mother fucker.

Belly flop. Heckapoo ran like a bitch last time too. Who cares about HP? Ypur invincible. And your dick cant get hard until your under 100 hp anyway.
>>
>>4000550
4. I told you, that we should have negotiated peace. This ends poorly for everyone. The real luna is coming and all will be undone. There is still time to retreat. Leave now. For your sons wretched life.


>vote option

3. Keep dunking on them anon. Let them see your glory.
>>
>>4000550
B E L L Y F L O P. And be SURE to make a BIG SHOW OF IT BEFOREHAND so these ants can know just how futile their efforts are.

>NO WRITE INS
FUCK YOU MA. You think we haven't heard about MODS. They easily and cheaply extend the GAMEPLAY by factors way beyond what the original game designers had programmed in. Who are you to ban them?! What're you, a Sony Fanboi?
>>
>>4000563
>Yeah MOM we are going to get the loot anyways its not like they can flee from us they cant do anything and its NOT fun you telling me to speed up
>>
>>4000550
Sounds like this anon has a LITTLE bit of a rebellious streak.

Her anon and her relationship sounds... untested. Let's help them out.

Your not my real mom
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>>4000591


"Qui voudrait même faire quelque chose comme toi? I won't let him hear that."

>>4000571
How many of you are th-



>>4000562
There is no peace. Not until the final sum, as it were.
La phrase n'est pas finie tant qu'elle n'est pas finie, chérie.


>>4000563
Enfin
Something that we can agree on.


Entreprise' .



"Leave my son and I shall give you a gift."


>Fuck off, lady
>You can't buy them, me or anybody else h-

"Ten Free Critical Wins."

>...

"Which you can take back to your Anonymous and spend. However you wish. Whenever you wish. Even against us. Later."

>...

R-
ROLL STRENGTH!

>With advantage
>Against all of your friends

A: "DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE."
Su: "No YOU!"
A: "Wop Ass Rug Munching Muff Dyke Clam Diver ass BUG BITCH."
>Why does this Anon not have any JOKES!?

NOW ROLL!
>>
Rolled 1, 10 = 11 (2d20)

>>4000619
Don't forget to make A BIG SHOW OF IT, Anon.
https://youtu.be/DW948RrwD4Y
>>
Rolled 13 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>4000619
lesgo you wine-drinking, baguette-eating, cigarette-chugger, surrender-maker,
frenchie
>>
Rolled 2 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>4000627
2nd adv roll
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>4000619
No deal FalseLuna. You are antecedent to usm. You exist because our anon created you, gave you wretched unlife which you now squander by undoing many other Anons. Going for the old plan? Going to make anon a little well of souls for himself to exist in a hollowed out reality. How can you do so with out all of your magic little broken spider?

A counter offer. Leave, never return to this reality and be spared the coming wrath. Your sons fate is in your hands. Do you think this anon to be as weak as the others? How risky a game do you wish to play here? Do you even understand why you can hear me?

Adieu, mon petite araignée. This web of fate is spun only by you.
>>
Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d20)

>>4000619
Unacceptable. Call off the idiot.

>bro you're so strong now, shame you'll never slip Luna's leash.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>4000636
The roll, deux
>>
>>4000619
>anon, king of kings, strongest in the multiverse...did you ever wonder what Luna was holding back from you? You inherited her throne, shouldn't you inherit her power as well? Shes only given you tidbits, morsels of power, but what does she still hold back. Shes gatekeeping you, restricting your power. You know she fears losing you, her one and only baby. Remeber how John and Emily tried to control you, what they did with pain luna does with withholding. Jow many hoops do you have to jump through before she shows you real power....or is she ever going to? How long have you traveled, how many bodies?

Shes lying to you. Not with lies but hidden truths and half reveals. Look now, at the loot these losers have. Shouldnt you have that, shouldnt you have been given that already?

What else does she hide?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>4000640

Lowest roll.

>>4000627

Highest roll.

Now let's-

>>4000636
I am the wrath. I am the undoing.
Anyone who is an echo of me. Must be re-aquired.

>>4000647

A: "Yeah. YEAH. It's ME. I'm the one who sh..."
L: "..."

A: "Who the FUCK is Emily?"
L: "Jeu. Définir et assortir."

A: "WHO'S IN MY FUCKING HEAD!?"

Sa: "He's screaming about nothing!"
T: "He really is a perfect copy!"

Su/J: "Shut up! No he's not!"
>Jackie and Sabrina
>Share a look

>As Anon
>Comes down to smash both of them

ROLLING
HIGH OR LOW
>>
>>4000676
>High or Low only
>1 or 2
>alternatively, 0 and 1. Binary. Neat interpretation.
>>
>>4000640
>>4000640
>>4000640

https://youtu.be/kGt6TpQL1t4

>23 total

>Susan
>Sprints
>Hard
>Hard as she can

>Sabrina is picked up by Jackie
>Who heelies so hard the dirt cracks and in her wake

>But they won't make it

>Tom
>Flies
>Right for your chest
>He's furious
>And he'll die, giving into his anger

>But Hekapoo
>SHRRRRRRRIRRRP!

>SHE
>MAKES IT
>JUST IN TIME

>Portals open up
>Each one holding a Hek
>Who snatches someone out of danger
>Even Tom
>Even Marco
>Snatched from your hand, ANON


>CRASSH!
>You hit the ground hard
>Footless
>Just a big, one footed idiot

A: "HOW!"
>You scream from the crater
H: "I rolled a six!"
T: "WHOOO!"

A: "So!?"

H: "Sixes are crits for Demons, Dingus."
J: "What...are any of them talking about?"
Sa: "I don't know. Um. Ms Hekapoo?"

H: "Yah."
Sa: "You're very soft."
H: "Y-...you too."

cont
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>>4000706

>Still
>You're huge
>And mean
>But we can stop you.
>We can MESS YOU UP

1. Throw a tantrum. (How dare they cheat.)
2- ShhhRRRRRKKKk NO!


Oui.


Th-
>THR-

3. Assume BRAIN EXPLODER FOR-
No.

A: "Somebody's messing with me...somebody tried to mess with US."
L: "I am so glad you see it, Mon Cheri."
A: "Mama. I'm sorry. I was so mad."
L: "Darling. It is fine. Water under our bridge only raises our floating death boats, non? Do you think you could handle a little present?"

>Hey wa-
L: "You wouldn't take it. My gift. Now. YOU leave. My son."

>...

L: "Or I will give zese 'critical hits' to him."

>Star Butterfly appears on the battlefield

A: "..."
M: "...star."

>She has no wand
>She is dirty
>and her knees shake as she stands there
>The world is quiet...

>She raises
>Her fists

St: "Fuck you, bad Anon."

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION MONDAY
1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

STAY BLESST
LOVE, QUEST
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>>4000710
...Republican Credits???
>>
ANNOUNCEMENT POST

>See Pic Related
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SESSION
STAHRHRHHTTT


https://youtu.be/dza_frgrujw

>You
>Are
>Anonymous
>Not THE Anonymous

"Soon."

>You are
>A dark echo of Anonymous Dubson McMoot
>His shadow
>The Black Star

>You are currently wearing the body of OMNITRAXUS PRIME
>Because you killed him
>And can now use his form, damage resistances and HP

>You are
>Were?

>A video game protagonist

A: "Star Fucking Butterfly."
>With one goal
>One Mission

>To kill Star Fucking Butterfly
>And take her wand

L: "Have you forgotten?"

>N-
>No

>Star is rushing forward
>Whoah
>She is FAST

>In your current gigantic body, you might not be able to stop her

What DoRRRRRRO?

1. Get out of my son's head. Or I will make his next 10 "rolls" critical hits.

2. Get out. Headbutt Star as she tries to rush you.

3. Fight Video Game Luna off. Ignore the fight with Star Butterfly. You could never.


4. Abandon this body (and any influence over it) to enter a random all- NO. I DECIDE WHERE YOU GO.

4- 4. Leave. As I've asked. Take your "Critical hits" and take control of YOUR Anonymous.

What do?
>>
>>4009792
3. Fight Video Game Luna off. Ignore the fight with Star Butterfly.

Fucks you biatch, we are the autism force and that means we're stronger than you
>>
>>4009792
I trust Anon to be ok, especially if he's working together with Toffee.

If we want everyone else to survive this fight (uncluding Neganon and Negaluna) I think denying Neganon his 10 Crit Hits would be paramount. Can we do that by directly confronting Negaluna?
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>>4009792
3. I have an Idea. Luna can only do so much for anon so if we attack that bond she wont be able to help him. Sabrina can cast OWN so we can threaten Lunas bond and try again to force her to leave. We also may be able to talk to Sabrina through Anons Psionic link. This luna operates on game mechanics so we may be able to "spam the group chat"

>"If you could purge us out of here Luna you could. No, you are far too distant to push us out and you would never harm your son by manifesting more of yourself inside his little glove body.

>You may kill our allies, but our Anon is coming and you have only your boy and nothing else in this world.

One last offer. Leave with your anon now and never return and we will not harm you or your child.

This is a game no? Games have chats, and in this head space we have group chat no?

>Group Chat Psionic message MASS SPAM to Sabrina "cast own on Onons and Luna's Bond
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>>4009806
>also spam to Star "CAST THE WHISPERING SPELL ON ONANS SHOULDER WAND. YOU DONT NEED A WAND TO DO MAGIC!"
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lets get our party on
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>>4009806
Okay hold on, OWN doesn't work this way.

It

Essentially. This spell takes any one law of physics or magic...and outright defies it, making the impossible possible.

Can be reversed to ADD immunties to:
A single damage type.
A single magical or physical effect.
Immunity vanishes when combat ends


Maybe we can distract luna with our bullshit and then cast OWN on star to break whatever is holding her magic back?
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>>4009792
Yeet on out of this body for stars. Shes cooler.

Ciao Bella. It's been fun. And for all we tried to turn you against each other. You and anons love is pretty warming.

Just dont worry about some emotional splash damage alright? Neither of you are... experienced.
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>>4009815
OR OR OR, if Luna gives Onan magical crits...then we can use OWN to make them crit fails.

But for this turn we harass Luna and fuck with her connection to Anon.
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>>4009828
support
>>4009825
this is better staying in this anon we can take the fight to them
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>>4009792
OK LEETS SEE IF WE CAN DO BIG BRAIN PLAYS

>top top priority is for us to get free write-in control
>top priority is to remove nega anon's critical hits.
>second priority is to make all combat options for star/sabrina availible so they have access to magic
>also second/third priority is to get anon back ASAP

we can't really abandon star's fight entierely because there is a good chance she will be dunked.

plus we need anon asap, to turn the tides

so. I suggest that we go with #3, and fight that way

we also need to communicate these 3 things to our allys since we did last time:

1) >>4009808

2)HAVE SUSAN KEEP TRYING THE SCISSORS SO WE GET ANON BACK FASTER

3) SABRINA CAST BLOOD FOR BLOOD FROM NEGA-ANON TO ANY HURT ALLIES
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>>4009840
Didnt everyone pull back? Wed need them to redeploy.
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>>4009846
well then we can ask sabrina to focus on healing her hurt allies just from the back.
I think it would still be possible for susan to keep trying the scissors even without having to redeploy into the combat, because she can just
go back a distance without entering combat and try again
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>>4009840
support just make sure she knows ot use it on anons diamond heart
>>
https://youtu.be/HfDDgekcoS8?list=RDHfDDgekcoS8

>You ignore the fight with Star
>And FEEL Luna
>EvilLuna
>NegaLuna?
>Power him up.
>Star comes in knowing she's outbeefed
>So she closes in on Onan

>CrACK!
>And Decks him
>In the Eye socket
St: "POWER PUNCH! Stance high!"

>WHACK!
St: "LOW SWEEP!"

>More of a roundhouse to the jaw
St: "Back straight! Eyes up!"

>She throws an over-hand right
>And it gets caught
>Between two giant fingers

A: "You *still* hit like a twig."
>Anon SMASHES HIS GIANT HEAD INTO THE DIRT

>Star
>Jumps back
>Does a flip
>And lands
>Gracefully

A: "Where is it?"
St: "Where's what? Your idiot's license!?"

M: "Ohhhhhh! ACK! OH gosh my back. Should my back hurt from Ohhing?"

A: "Your WAND!"
>Anon glares down at her
>As his eye sockets
>Glow
>Pink

A: "I want. Another one."
M: "Hey, wait. How does Star even know that's bad Anon?"
T: "Different color schemes."

Su: "Huh. I couwdn't teww."
J: "You don't tell anyone anything."
Sa: "Guys. Don't fight. Bad Anon is- Look! He's glowing."
>He is
>His whole, stolen body

L: "I will give you this gift. We shall destroy them. Utterly, mon cheri."

>Jackie
>Narrows her own eyes
>As the Evil Anon

J: "Let's call him Neganon."
H: "Guys. I'm at half a tank here on hits. Marco is in the red. What are we gonna do?"

>Jackie glares at Hek
>For making her
>Be the adult

J: "...I don't know."
Sa: "Guys. I think...I know what Anon would do."

M: "Turn into a ball of teeth and penises?"

T: "Psh. He'd look good doing it."
Su: "Put in yourw shock, Devil boi."

Sa: "No. H-"

HOW DO YOU FIGHT NEGA-LUNA OFF!?

1. Swarm Neganon together. He can't take you ALL on. Anon would be brave!

2. Get in his head! Call him nasty names and use stuff from his past. Anon wouldn't fight a bully fair!

3. He'd get crazy! Let's use the scissors we have to open random portals!

4. Where did you go? I was still having un bon moment. He'd try to break reality. No matter what! Let's steal that Wand from Neganon. (Somebody will probably die, but you could do it)
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>>4009881
Anon thrives on being beatdown, outnumbered and suffering. Anon breaks reality and if one of us dies...I TRUST ANON TO SAVE US. If he can bring back the world, he can bring us back if we fall.

We gotta break NegaLunas connection to her boy and boss rush this turd.


3+4. Marco and Hek hang back to open random portals to get some nasty things flooding in.

Those with high AC go in to cut the wand out. Susan, Jackie, some Heks, Tom, Star.

Sabrina runs healing support.
>>
>>4009881
>>3977541 (ref)
.. If it were Anon doing it... It'd have to be either 2, 4, or, more likely, some mixture of the two.

Voting 2 as the method of distraction, with the intention of 4. Without the losses. Why? Because he fucking breaks reality, that's why.
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>>4009888
I am supporting this.
I think we need to get really dangerous here and go for the mary or we will be entirely fucked afterwards if we don't.

I don't think #2 would be the best option because we don't know how much of nega-anon's past overlaps with what our allies know about their own anon's past, so it might not be that effective.
>>
>>4009888
support its the plan with least points of likely failure
>>
>>4009881
Acquire wand. Abuse portal mechanics.

Also.

Anon would tell us to trust our guts and our heads and never hesitate.
>>
>>4009881
So to be fair. Use uh...

Use the fricking portal spam. As a distraction. While we heist the wand?

Thats... hm.

An actual plan? I like it.
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>>4009931
that could work
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>Portals

Sa: "He'd get crazy!"
Su: "Sabwina. We'we not Anown."

Sa: "He- He'd do anything! He'd risk it all especially to save us!"
M: "Sabrina. You can't just fish my ribs with encouragement."

Sa: "We have to try!"
T: "Sabrina. Nobody cares ab-"

Sa: "I CARE."
>BONK!

T: "Ah! AH why does healing hurt!?"

Sa: "Marco! Hekapoo! You can't fight. So stay back and open portals!"

H: "They'll be randomized...what if-"
Sa: "Stay in your dimension and they won't open to Hel- uhm. Heck. Right?"

H: "Right."
>Hekapoo grabs Marco
M: "Ow. Softer."
H: "Shut up and Scissor with me."
M: "Okay. Gonna complain."

cont
>>
>>4009992

Sa: "Tom. Me and you can fly. So we'll go up a-"
J: "No."

Sa: "I'm not asking for permission, Jackie!"
>Jackie
>Pats Sabrina's head

J: "You'll get creamed. Both of you."
T: "Mm...she's right."

>Jackie
>Grabs Tom
>And Sabrina
>Then hugs them

J: "Susan and me will be in front."
Sa: "Mmff"
T: "Mfmfm"

>14/20 on Sabrina liking the hug
>15/20 for Tom

>Both are uncomfortable
>Yet also
>Quite cozy

Sa: "Phwa! Jackie! That's brilliant."
J: "It's tac-"
T: "Tits! I mean yeah. Tactics."

Sa: "You and Susan get his attention and Tom and Me w-"
T: "Tom and I."
Sa: "..."
T: "...I'm sorry. I'm becoming more like my mom. My Mom's a Grammar Nazi."

Sa: "I bet she interrupts people too."
T: "What?"
Sa: "Tom and I will wing up and try to get the wand out of Bad Anon!"

Su: "I aways thought ourw Anon was bad anon."

J: "Guys."

Su: "What? I stiww wike him."

J: "No. Guys. Look."

>As they have been talking
>Anon has been

>Pounding
>Star
>Butterfly

>She landed a hit
>Cracked his faceplate skull some more
>But he landed two in return
>And his hits
>Are BIG

>He has her pinned
>And worse yet

L: "Now. My gift. You will be more strong than ever. For only a small price."

>What did you pay?

L: "I didn't. It is merely a matter of...how to say? Temps de charge."


>OH
>FUCK

Quick! Use what influence you have.

>Roll 1d100
>Vs NegaLuna's d100

>Marco and Hekapoo will open as many portals as they can
>Their locations will be on this post

1-100
>The Higher the number
>The more heinous the location

cont
>>
>>4009995

Sabrina and Tom will attack Anon!

And w-
>What do we d-

L: "Nothing. You die."

>N
>O

ROLL 1D100

L: "S'il y a une autre version de moi-même. Comment n'a-t-elle pas déjà piétiné tes petites boules bleues en gelée?"

...

WITH
ADVANTAGE

L: "You will pay for zat."

Also.
Vote.

to Control Bad Anon.
1. Gloat over Star butterfly. (Charisma check at nat 20, clearly she will feel the burn)

2. Assume BRAIN EXPLODER FORM.

L: "I will not. Let you zabotage us!"
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Rolled 73, 35 = 108 (2d100)

>>4009997
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

HIT ME WITH THE NUMBAH 1
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4009997
Gloat over star. Like a puss puss.

Anon doesn't give up. Ever.
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4010007
I forgot advantage.

Stick and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
>>
Rolled 95, 90 = 185 (2d100)

>>4009997
>>
>>4009997
1. Gloat over Star butterfly. (Charisma check at nat 20, clearly she will feel the burn)
>>
Rolled 17, 14 = 31 (2d100)

>>4009997
Let's go with number 1
>>
Rolled 50, 79 = 129 (2d100)

>>4009997
Who said they werent into the Cest la CBT? Can you, for the briefest of moments consider that you are not the main character but a degenerate alternate born from the selfless acts of a Luna far better and greater than you?

Can you not see that you became the very thing you fought against for so long.

Or are you still that scared little child laying neglected and abused in her cell at the hands of those she loved, thrashing out at an innocent world.

Again. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOSE YOUR SON THEN LEAVE THIS REALITY. IT IS CLAIMED BY A GREATER VERSION OF YOURSELF. A SELF YOU SHOULD BE KISSING HER TINY LITTLE PORCELAIN FEET IN THANKS FOR YOUR DEGENERATE EXISTENCE.

Vous portez cette souffrance sur votre propre enfant sans autre raison que votre parentalité insipide et dégénérée. Discipline ta progéniture enragée et Sors, thot.
>>
Rolled 65, 79 = 144 (2d100)

>>4009995
>>
Rolled 2, 1, 1, 2, 2 = 8 (5d2)

>Alright
>First, let's get this roll resulFFFFFF

AAAAA
AAAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA

>WHAT THE FUCK!?
>GET OUT
L: "I warned you, little Blue Thing."

>STOP
>DON'T TOUCH THAT

L: "I warned you so many times."
>MY EYES
>MY HANDS
>NO

>THOSE VOTES BELONG TO THEM
>NOT YOU

L: "Anysing I want. Anysing I can see. I can change. Zis world operates vis "dice" non' ? I believe I shall roll my own bones."

>You fucking bitch! You cheat!

L: "If I played fair. I'd never win. Good sing I learned better."



>I still have OTHER dice.
>WE Still have other dice!

>3rd dice result
>>4010021
>>4010021
>>4010021

>NINETY
FIVE

TOTAL
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3977541
>>4009992
(1).... What did neganon do to Star after he stole the wand the first time?
>>
>>4010076
He killed his star.
>>
>>4010083
He killed Sky, but I am not sure if that was his universe's version of Star or an entirely different person.
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>>4010073

>Y-
>Your votes were unaminimous

L: "On vis zeh show."

>You stay in control on Anon
>You are
>Anonymous
>Killer of Killers

>Smasher of asses
>And you
>Have Star Butterfly
>Pinned

>And you can feel your mother's love
>Filling your body
>You now have TEN FREE CRITICAL HI-

>Your foot erupts in pain
A: "ACH! What the hell did I step in!?"

Su: "Big. Twouble!"
>That giant lesbian
>Is back
>And chopping at your foot

>She hits once out of the three attacks she makes

DEALING 16 DAMAGE
>Halved
>You are at

414 HEALTH

>Jackie runs up beside her
>Peppers a volley of bolts at you

>Dodged
>Missed
>Crit

A: "AAAAHHH!"
>It's stuck
>In your nose hole

DEALING 40 DAMAGE
>Halved

386 HEALTH

>And now
>Stealth checks

>3
>2

>Tom and Sabrina both become very obvious
>Even your passive perception lets you know they're coming
>Why?
>Who can say
>Doesn't matter

>Threats are right at your feet
>But first

>You think you'll GLOAT OVER STAR BUTTERF-

L: "Incorrect."

cont
>>
>>4010115

>You b-
>That was the vote!

L: "It was."

>That was THEIR VOTE!


L: "Indeed. I used zem."

>...

L: "I switched them With your "dice" you love so much."

>>4010073
>3 for the second option...
>Only two for the first

>...
>As everyone closes in

Sa: "It's in his shoulder!"
T: "Got it!"

>You assume
>Brain eater form

https://youtu.be/urReAfXiWoI

>Your body
>Remains hundreds of feet high
>The spell, that explodes people's brains if they cannot defeat your WILL
>Has a nasty
>Awful body

>You are comprised of a mountain of tentacles that bend in unnatural shapes
>Angles that should not be possible in this dimension
>This form

>Deals immense damage
>To anyone looking at you

>Everyone is looking at you

>>4010029
L: "Non. Perdre."

>Jackie Passes the Save

J: "AH!"
>She covers her eyes, quick
>But she can't skate blind

>Susan doesn't pass
>So her screams
>Get Jackie to turn around

J: "I'm coming!"
Su: "Aidez-moi. Je voulais mourir avant d'avoir échoué comme ça."

>She grabs Susan
>And starts to skate back

T: "AAHHH! Ton visage. C'est toutes mes peurs devenues réelles!"

>Tom does not pass
>Sabrina does not pass

>but unlike Tom
>She doesn't Fall down

>WHAM!
>Tom hits the dirt
>Jackie grabs him and keeps
>Skating

>Sabrina
>Sabrina is flying in front of your face
>He eyes stream blood and black goo

Sa: "
Je sais que mon cœur est avec toi. Je sais que tu me vois. Anon. S'il vous plaît."


>She is
>Praying

cont
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>>4010119

A: "AAAhhAHAhaha!"
>Your laughter is the ringing of a thousand awful bells
>Your voice is a psychic claw

YOUR HP IS BACK TO IT'S ORIGINAL STATE

>But now
>No one can look at you

L: "Now. Zeh will a-"

>NO
>They WON THE ROLL
>They won it HARD
>They keep voting for Anon

L: "Zen I will sabotage them. Every turn."

>Oh yeah?
>Sabotage this.

1. Allow Sabrina to continue her prayer.
A: "Heh. Y'know. You're kinna cute."

2. Search Star for her wand. Carefully!
A: "Y'know. In MY world. You were fictional. Had
kind of a crush on how many dudes you
killed in my favorite show."

3. Get out of your Brain Exploder From. Take on SHIELD Form instead.

>You will be invincible again
>Surely, the only one who can stop that invincibility is mind-broken and helpless
>Surely
>Of course
>Absolutely

L: "...what kind of options are zese?"

>Good ones

L: "Here is mine. Smash the little girl in the air like a fly."

A: "Like a fly?"

L: "Do it. When you absorb her soul. We shall heal to our maximum HP once more."

>You feel
>A tickle
>In your brain

What do?

>Specifically
>What do about that NAT 100 portal that opened up earlier

>and the fact that there appears to be
>A small army

>Of Angry Skeletons
>Lead by a much angrier Skeleton
>Headed straight for you

KK: "GO MY BRUDAS! PROTECT PRINCESS SABRINA."

A: "Princess? Why aren't you exploding."
KK: "I HAVE NO EYES."

SEE YOU
FRIDAY!

1: 00 P.M. US. CENTRAL TIME!

KK: "Only my faith."

>Stay
>Blesst
>Love
>Quest!
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>>4010121

>And By the way

>Mange mon cul, putain d'escargot!
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>>4010121
KILLA KENTE
TOP GENERAL
NUMBA ONE
>>
Have we smooched Marco yet.
>>
SESSION

STAR--TT-TTT-T-T-T-

https://youtu.be/M0r62o2aubo

/\
Left Select Right
< >


>>It's aR tRap
>>
>>4013284
>Down
>>
>>4013284
As much as I want to play KK, I think it'd be wise to keep control over the strongest person in the room, AKA Neganon.


Mh... but to get to be KK...
>>
>>4013284
Up up down down left right left right
>>
>>4013292
so just back to killa?
>>
>>4013291
i cant decide
>>
>>3977541 (ref)
>>4013284
I want to do all... But... Mmmmmmmmm....
Preference:
1) Anon
2) NegAnon
3) KK

It's Friday. Right before the weekend. Wanna rip and tear some shit right before the weekend.
>>
>>4013284
>>4013292
Oh wait, mortal kombats cheat mode was uhhhh

Down,Up,Left,Left,A,Right,Down.
>>
>>4013284
>Character Select
Anon
>>
>>4013291
absolutely supporting
our top priority is to keep hindering him even if negaluna interferes with us still
>>
>>4013316
wait i want to switch to regular anon
we might be able to speedrun into the portal back to purgatory
>>
>>4013292
>>4013292
Its UP UP DOWN DOWN. LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START

Unlimited lives on kk
>>
>>4013284
Enter cheat code.
>>
>>4013284
>>
>>4013333
support
>>
If you pick Cheat Code make sure not to pick someone we wouldn't want them to get the benefit from it.
>>
>>4013284
guys
ITS A TRAP
>>
>>4013354
I agree.

But what exactly is a trap?
Like, what do we determine to be a trap and how do we even counter it?
>>
Luna...the longer this persists the more you risk your child's life. Again, simply leave this reality for more easy prey. This fight is beyond you and unnecessary. Think of your child. Think of your responsibility as his mother. You spoil the child without thought as to your inability to protect him from real threats. Our Anon is coming, as is the Prime Luna. Leaving a battle to save an empire is no defeat. This is not a fight you can afford.
>>
https://youtu.be/pqOiARHjD5o
>>
>>4013374

https://youtu.be/X-aU6-cSRdA
>>
>>4013379

https://youtu.be/fZet5jQmY1o
>>
>>4013380

https://youtu.be/Shn8999XF5s
>>
>>4013383

https://youtu.be/Pw1Xz7QYhqA


Ceci est mon domaine.
>>
>>4013385
>INTRUDER ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s
>>
>>4013385

BEGIN!

https://youtu.be/dXKMEIorwxo

>You
>Are Anon

>THE
>Anon

>Anonymous D. McMoot
>And you
>Are in HELL

A: "FUck Fuck SHIT!"

>Surrounded
>On all sides
>By slavering Demon Hordes

>Muscles is having the time of his life
>One rushes up to try and gnaw your ankles off

>WHACKC RAVK!
>You remove it's fuckin' head by sheer whiplash
>Muscles Yanks the thing's skull out
>And uses the horns as a bashing weapon
>To kill the next few small ones

>This
>Is Madness

T: "Are you alright?"
>Toffee
>He has fought beside you for some time now
>And fuck
>He has made a lot of dead demons
>Like holy shit you've been walking on piles of them

>It turns out
>Some of these Demons' AC is less than Muscles' Attack
>And Since he has Permanent ADV against them

>That means he literally can't miss
>And whenever they die
>He seems to get
>Swoler
>Less in Controll-er

>It's made him sloppy and gotten him hit a few times
>Twice Specifically

SPECIAL MODIFIER

-Do you try to coordinate with Muscles to keep him safe? Or try to stay out of combat mentally so you can strategize?

1. Join the Fray
2. Less Defense for More Versatility

cont
>>
>>4013394

>Oh
>and Yes

T: "Up Ahead we have a choice to make."
A: "Yeah?"

T: "The Canyons lead to the Executive Apartments."
A: "Exec..."

T: "Greater Demons and Business Partners live there."
>He looks back
>Over his shoulder
>At you
>As he plucks out a demon's rib
>And stabs them in the eye

T: "Betty White."
A: "Mh..."
>Your Target

T: "If we stick to the highlands. There will be a sea of demons."
A: "Hmmm..."

T: "We'd be more visible, but we'd avoid the attention of the Higher Ups. It's faster to the Purgatory Exit as well."

1. Canyons (Stronger demons, less combat)
2. Highlands (Holy Shit so many demons, Much weaker ones and constant fighting)


P.S.

>CHEAT CODE DETECTED<

A: "AAH!"
>You
>Are in pain
>Your eyes feel like they are filled with insulating foam
>Your skin
>Turns cold
>Clammy

L: "What...is zis?"

>Somebody
>Is in your head

A: "Ah...fuck. What the-"

L: "Who. DARES."

>You can feel Luna
>Smashing around inside your head
>You are remembering things
>From random points of your life

>Awful things
>Cringey things

A: "F- Ow. OW!"

L: "Fret not, darling. I'll find them."

What do?
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>>4013402

Strategize. Be the willy int to miscles brutal savagery.


2. Highlands (Holy Shit so many demons, Much weaker ones and constant fighting)

Blood for blood form should make short work of them. And if we focus we might actually be able to keep it reeled in this time.

Ahem.

"LUNA WE ENTERED THE KONAMI CODE AND THERES AN EVIL ANON AND YOU AND NOW WERE BACK AND EVERYTHING IS COOL BUT WERE KIND OF FREAKED OUT WHAT DID WE DO?!?!?"
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>>4013402
We go full DOOM GUY
1. JOIN THE FRAY WITH MUSCLES IN BASE FORM

-Can stretch limbs up to 50 meters.
-All physical Stats changed to be based on STR.
-Can apply spell effects to punches (But Not damage)

SOO MANY DEAD DEMONS
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE


2. Take the Canyons

It helps maintain our stealth with demon on demon violence
>French Luna is here

Luna! Its another anon's Luna! We have been fighting her in purgatory! She is weak, treating the world as a game instead of building a new one for everyone! Shes also French! CHARGER HER MAGINOT LINE AND EAT HER ALIVE!

Focus on all our love for Luna and make this Luna have to suffer the knowledge of what she could have had.
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>>4013413
> sorry, I mistyped. I meant to say take the Highlands.
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>>4013413
Well of we can apply spell effects to our spell form form. Absolutely use that instead of blood for blood mode.
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>>4013413
ABSOLUTELY SUPPORTING THIS
ANON NEEDS TO GET THROUGH THE PORTAL ASAP VIA STRETCH LAUNCHING

Take the highlands to get this done, but only focusing on getting through the demons, not killing every demon

we should tell anon to also use keepers watch as well to help him bust through the demons.

>SPANISH LUNA HELP FRENCH EVIL LUNA IS INSIDE ANON'S HEAD AND EVIL ANONS DUNKING ON OUR ALLIES IN PURGATORY, WE TRIED OUR BEST TO DELAY IT
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>>4013422
If*
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>>4013425
support we are not here to kill demons we must get out there and save our friends
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>>4013402
If were really gonna slingshot at least offer toffee a lift.
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>>4013433
and then turn around, go back and immediately kill more demons
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>>4013402
1 Join the Fray

2. Highlands

What;s going on in Anon's head?
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>>4013448
yeah kind of yeah
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https://youtu.be/6DTS-QJpTsk

>You choose
>To team up with Muscles

>He smashes a bug-like Demon into paste
>Throws the goo into another demon's eyes
>Then yanks his guts out
>Spins them like Sphagetti on the fork
>And shoves them up Another Demon's pucker

>You
>Touch him
>He demands you say no homo

A: "Bro."

>You connected with him
>Deeply
>You fought beside him

A: "You know you gotta just-"

>You pilot Muscles
>And pull those guts completely through the demon who's ass he violated

>Which ties the two together
>Which you then wield
>As Nun-chucks

A: "We take the highlands."
>Toffee
>Smirks

T: "Never be in striking distance of your enemy."
>He slits a demon neck
>Rolls his hair back like he was in the shower under it's waterfall of blood

>Then Wipes his eyes
>Only his eyes off

>To see you...
>Changed

T: "What...form. Is that?"

>You are 6'4" now
>Covered in Undulating Pink Armor
>Your eyes burn with unnatural Green and Pink light

A: "Based."
https://youtu.be/FHioBA087dE

ANONYMOUS
YOU ARE IN MUSCLES' BASE FORM

YOU CAN PUNCH AS FAR AS 50 FEET AWAY

>The battlefield around you
>Unfolds

ANONYMOUS
EACH SQUARE IS 10 FEET
YOUR MOVEMENT IS...

3 SQUARE DFJJJJJJJJJMFFF

>With your higher levels of INT
>And new connection to Muscles
>You can plan your atta-KKKCKCKCKCCKK

>KKKFKKKFKFKF

cont
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>>4013518

cont

L: "What are you?"
NL: "I must. Ask you zeh same."
L: "Your form..."
NL: "Not my choice."
L: "Pathetic."
NL: "So this is what you've made? A sad little boy. Riddles vis perversions. He has no purpose. No direction. Pauvre pauvre."

L: "He. Is everything. Because he and I can do. Anything."

NL: "But can you win? Can you drop zis pretense? Do you want what you claim or non?"

L: "..."


cont
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>>4013526

>Inside you
>You can feel


>Love

A: "Mom?"

>Toffee and you breach the last crest to the highlands
>He and you
>Are the same height now

T: "Your mother must be hot."
>He comments, thinking your gaze is on the lava fields

>Demons
>Emerge

>Swarms of flying imps
>Hell Hounds
>A great winged thing that wields the bones of rapists as brass knuckles

>Muscles
>Is Excited
>And you feel...

A: "...Mom?"
>Empowered

>FWOOSH!
>YOUR CHEST ALIGHTS WITH UNNATURAL POWER

>A SET OF A TRILLION GOSSAMER LEGS RAKES YOUR EYE STALKS

>YOUR BONES SCREAM
>AND VIBRATE

Anonymous...

>YOU ARE IN A RAMPAGE

-Killing an enemy grants you an instantaneous whole turn

-These imps...are easily slaughtered

YOU CAN ONLY MOVE THREE SQUARES PER TURN

BUTT

WITH THIS POWER

YOU CAN RIP
AND TEAR
BY RIPPING AND TEARING

UNTIL. IT. IS. DONE.

L: "Gaze upon my work. Ye mighty. Despair not. For you will die, knowing your place."

DRAW YOUR PATH OF DESTRUCTION
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>>4013531
well try and make the kills in lines so you can kill everything but kill that fat tihng from a safe distance
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>>4013531


CLARIFICATION
POST!


>The Imps Count as a Free Kill

Just punch them. They die, and you get an entire turn of actions.

-Attack
-Movement
-Interaction with object/person

The Dogs require 2 hits to kill

The larger Demons Require 3.

Leaving any demon unharmed means it will get to attack you.

Toffee will move as you do, forging his own path behind your berserk rampage.

Let's get blesst.
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>>4013531
Battle Plan, Toffee takes the Hellhound closest to him.

Anon follows the path in green to create a buffer zone for Toffee ending with directly engaging the Towering Demon.


Verbal action to call out the Glowing Boomer. That maybe something we need to keep an eye on.

This also leaves toffee exposed to a hellhound and the bug creature, but they are easily two turns away and likely toffee can handle them.


We skip a hellhound as I am unsure we can one hit them but toffees move and the hound are again far enough out.

1/2
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>>4013526
Thats some spooky mirror self shit right there. Sorry about this ladies.

>Its weird that you say that like one of the things we always wanted from Luna was for her to be MORE selfish.

>You've given more to anon and to US than can ever really be repaid.

>Were not... good. At giving. Unprompted. Usually. You know how casually thoughtless we are, we aren't wired for it.

>You deserve a lot. If you've been holding something back for our sake go for it.
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>>4013531
this is my general battle plan for anon
toffee should follow the red route as best he can,
if he can avoid fighting the wolves he should to keep up with anon, but if it's unavoidable he should stick to defending himself.

the game plan is to have both anon and toffee at the same location on turn one. When anon's yellow turn begins so they can deal with the boomer quickly.

if toffee cannot keep up with anon, he should climb on and off of anon when neccessary.

the priority is to have anon also use keepers watch in that form if possible to be aware of the situation.
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>>4013556
This is option 2 that makes use of punching cruci-crush bolts with both hands.


Making sure our last punch is on an imp within 5 movement tiles, we can recharge our attacks and make moves across the battlefield to get hits. I numbered the moves but its compelx. Green and black alternate "turns"

Write up to follow
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>>4013588
i don't think we need to hit the imp on the very south side close to anon, because it might make the bigger dude down on the bottom aware of him,

so anon should go for the imp closest to him first.
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>>4013600
Sounds good to me.
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>>4013552
Im feeling a little pressed, but I figured I should throw my strategic non art skilled brain in there.

first. If anon wants a stronger multi kill effects he can punch dark star at a range.

Second. We have Massacre wave form. Perhaps if we get surrounded it would be prudent. To warn Toffee of that.
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>>4013531
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>>4013620
support
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>>3977541 (ref)
>>4013531
Supporting >>4013600. If it's truly an another entire turn of actions, this sounds like it allows us to knock out some of the mid sized targets while regenning our actions off of the smaller imps, giving us the opportunity to take them out before taking on the big targets.
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>>4013588
Toffee moves to take a hell hound and get safe

1,2,3 Move up
4- Punch hound
5- Kill Imp <RESET>
6- Kill hound
7- Kill Imp <RESET>
8,9,10- Move up
11- Hit Demon
12-Kill Imp <RESET>
13- Hit Demon
14-Kill Imp <RESET>
15- Kill Demon
16-Kill Imp <RESET>
17,18,19 Move up
20- Punch hound
21- Kill Imp <RESET>
22- Kill hound
23- Kill Imp <RESET>
24- Hit Demon
25-Kill Imp <RESET>
26- Hit Demon
27-Kill Imp <RESET>
28- Kill Demon
29- Hit Demon
30-Kill Imp <RESET>
31- Hit Demon
32- Kill Demon
33,34,35- RUN BACK
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>>4013649
Switching to the finalized plan.
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>>4013649
switching to the ultimate final plan
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>>4013659
Interaction

Tell Toffee to cover our forward thrust and take the dog first

Then, with each turn we keep encouraging our luna, blocking out Negaluna with our love and keeping in the flow, dedicating each attack to her.
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>>4013665
THIS is really going good your plan means we need to only deal minimally with any left over demons just need toffe to kill some dogs
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>>4013665
>>4013651
>>4013659
>>4013649

https://youtu.be/kSRNrVjISRQ

T: "How do we-"
>You are already moving
>CRACK!
>You punch a demon dog
>You are already

>CRUNCH!

>Killing
>First you smash an imp with your fist
>As the demons turn to you
>The demon Dog you bopped once

>Gets a crescent elbow to the skull
>Just in time for you to look up
>And nod to Toffee

A: "Like this."
Imp: "EHehe! Die! Die Mortal You'll never esca-"
>You grab his little legs, ass and tail in one hand
>And don't look at him
>You tears his entire lower half off
>With grip strength

>You rush deeper in
>Uppercut the flying Demon
>Then Flying Roundhouse an Imp into the Lava
>Muscles picks up the flyer coming closer

>It bares it's fangs
>And
>You lean back
>then
>BACKHAND HIM

>He spits his teeth into the magma below
>As you notice
>An imp
>You passed

>Muscles points to it
>The Imp realizes you are targeting it
>Points to itself

I: "me?"
>You
>Nod

>AND PUNCH WITH THE OPPOSITE HAND
>MUSCLES WHIPS OUT AND TURNS THE LITTLE FUCK
>INTO A LITTLE PUCKER OF MEAT

>You grab the Flying Demon
>Still choking it's mouth up
>And

>Suplex it
>Over and Over
>To death

cont
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>>4013703

NL: "This power...where does it come from?"
L: "Your abilities. They are limited."
NL: "Impossible'."

L: "Very much. You are forced. To have context. Grounding. My limits...hm. Limits."
NL: "Do you sink you have none?"

L: "The limit. Is my capacity to hate."

NL: "..."
L: "So no."


Onions interminable

cont
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>>4013709

>Your arm stretches as you flip
>You snatch an imp out of the air behind you

>A demon dog rushes up
>And you stuff it's mouth with the imp
>And Smash it's teeth down
>It tries to open it's teeth again

A: "EAT. BITCH. EAT. YOU TOO-A SKEENY."
>So you grab another
>And do it again
>HARDER

>It's head spatters across your chest like a comedian's watermelon

>Muscles
>Is filled
>With Joy
>It's almost like...

https://youtu.be/fWUxkZEuJG4

>Heaven.
>He says to you
>He says this is heaven

A: "What?"
>You say to your own arms."
A: "H-"

>You are moving forward
>Enemies
>Die
>Ahead is the goal
>Ahead is paradise

>That is not heaven, merely the next stop
>The place to rest
>Between two flawless, alabaster demon cheeks
>It is here
>The journey there
>Over an enemy's broken body

>He muses
>This
>This must be heaven

A: "..."
>He says

>He is happy
>To share it with you.
WHAT SAY TO MUSCLES?

-Your own write in

>Until then
>You rip an Imp in half
>One hand on each foot
>It screams to someone named Yancy

>Then turn to the tornado devil

A: "..."
TD: "I shall suck your soul to the aby-"
>CRACK
>You punch him.

>Then Muscles
>Throws his fist out
>Punching the skeleton out of an Imp

>You use the momentum
>Spin

TD: "Your are but one ma-"
>WHACK!
>AND PUNCH THE TORNADO AGAIN

>Muscles feels the pull
>And Splits open his fingers
>Into
>Serrated Teeth
>He flys out
>And blends another imp, past the demon

>The Tornado Demon
>Slices down for him
>Almost takes him off at the elbow
>Except you see it
>And you make him miss

cont
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>>4013734

>By jamming his eyes
TD: "AH! AAAH! THAT'S NOT EVEN AN ATTACK! WHAT THE FOHH!?"

>When you get Muscles back
A: "..."
>He checks out fine
>That bastard
>Almost took your right hand from you

A: "How dare you."
>Toffee has to take pause
>And admire

>You
>Headbutting a Tornado demon to death
>Standing atop it
>Not being touched
>No mercy
>No pain
>No hesitation

T: "Hm. There it is."
A: "Eh!?"
>You shout
>Hard to hear over the sound of someone else's brains in your ears

T: "The reason I like you."
>He draws his blood slick sword up
>He has already killed the hounds that followed you
>And drowned the bone-demon
>In Lava

T: "The reason I like you. You make it personal."
A: "It's always fucking personal."

>Toffee
>Smiles
>And throws his bloody hair behind his back

>More demons come
>Toffee Shrugs off his chest armor
>His scales glint like emerald and white gems

T: "The rest."

cont
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>>4013734
>no muscles
>the real heaven
>is being here, fighting the good fight
>alongside you my brother
>that is paradise
>two souls punching the shit out of the deserving...forever
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>>4013734
Dont say anything. Just give a grunt of acknowledgement and let yourself get lost in the groove of the fight.

As am afterthought.

Thank Luna for the power bomb. Even if shes busy at the moment she took the time to deliver this gift.
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>>4013750
Nah man, we gotta bro it the fuck out with our arm bro. Heaven is not just indiscriminate violence....its brotherhood in violence for a just cause. To fight for something greater. To wild out with your bros. That is the joy he feels, we feel.
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>>4013734
I should say. Yes. We are one. But too elaborate.

And anons pleasure is...
You said once a good toil has always been his ambrosia?
This is his work. The work of seperating enemies from lives, and bringing claps to ass cheeks.

Its just a shame for both of us that work cant last forever. Maybe. Philosophy is dumb and there are demons that need bisecting.
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>>4013744
Theres more than one way to be unburdened by doubt during a massacre. I do not think muscles is glad because they are deserving. I think hes happy its not complicated. No need to hold back, no struggle, no bullshit. Just the Rhythm.
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>>4013734
https://youtu.be/A3yCcXgbKrE
>I see hills of white.
>A flaming crown too.
>Jiggling and Shaking
>From a slap straight from you.
>And I say to myself
>I'm comin' for DAT ASS.
>>
Good on the violence, but not enough booty.
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>>4013761
Thats a really negative attitude and totally agaisnt the spirit of our relationship with muscles. Hes not just a mindless murder machine. Hes our brother and rose to a higher purpose, a higher existence.

We are in this fight together and are killing because we are cooperating on the same frequency.

This is a critical moment and I want to lock in this bond amd there is always a place for philosophy on the battle field
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>>4013741
Also i aaid this was muscles work, but that should have been that its THEIR work i believe.

No way anon wouldnt enjoy this as well.

And to be clear. Just share your joy mentally. You are of one mind just about.
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>>4013787
Senseless violence is senseless, he is a holy warrior on a mission, not a barbarian brute. We should take a moment to reinforce his personal growth away from a beast into a person
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>>4013783
Its not meant to be negative. Its... hm.

I am agreeing with muscles here basically. To strive forward unburdened...

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”

Enjoy the simole things, it doesnt have to be super complicated.
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>>4013741

>You stike the next demon
>Bloated, awful thing
>Noxious fumes pour off it and ignite against the lava

>An Imp gets too close
>So you snap it's neck in your fingers

>You Punch the fatty AGAIN
>It's stomach ripples

FD: "Hardsher..."
>You
>Oblidge
>REARING BACK
>YOU

PAWNCH!!

https://youtu.be/9GFI6Rf-IkI

>PHHRHRRRRRBBBTBBTBTBBT
>It's entire body
>Explodes
>Into Farts

>NECROTIC DAMAGE FARTS
>You jump back
>30 Feet
>With a huge, spring in your step

>But there are no demons to stop you
>You stand there
>Watching
>The Explosion

>The only demon left
>As the fires fade

>Is a Single Demon Dog

>Left all alone
>It's ears go back
>As it sees you
>and Toffee

>A pair of nearly Seven foot figures
>Slick with Gore
>Demon Fluid

>A tiny fire lights on Toffee's shoulder
>He does not seem to have noticed it

T: "How do you do it?"
A: "By being who I am."
T: "Oh?"

1. Put the Fire out for Toffee
2. Leave it, might catch his hair.

T: "And who exactly. Is that, now?"

1. Anonymous Dubson Goddamn McMoot.
[+Respect with Toffee -Muscles Respect]

2. The King, you Baby ass Bitch.
[-Respect with Toffee +Status]

3. I'm Anonymous. This is my brother. Muscles McMoot. [+Muscles Broship Will leave Toffee Confused. Less Funny.]

4. Kiss him.
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>>4013809
>3. And add
>"And we Both are on fire today! Pointing to his shoulder. "We need to get moving. The path is clear. "
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>>4013809
3. I'm Anonymous. This is my brother. Muscles McMoot. [+Muscles Broship Will leave Toffee Confused. Less Funny.]
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>>4013809
1. Put the Fire out for Toffee
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>>3977541 (ref)
>>4013809
Leave the lizard confused. It's about time the tables were turned on that front, for once.
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>>4013816
could we something like "when i think about it, he is my son?"
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>>4013809
3. Were both on fire today
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>>4013820
>>4013822
it gives some extra confusion
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>>4013771
also yeah we cant forget this but its wonderful being this close with our conjoined brother/son
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>>4013809
3. I'm Anonymous. This is my brother. Muscles McMoot. [+Muscles Broship Will leave Toffee Confused. Less Funny.]

anon should get out of his spellform and go through the portal, using keeper's watch to help locate his allies.
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>>4013809
3. Say were both on fire today.

Anonymous Webwillow, and my monster arm, brother, creation, and bro Muscles Webwillow.
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>>4013809
I thought we have abandoned our human surnames for Luna's already. I guess one can never run away from what made them, but still.

Who you choose to identify with and as is important.

I don't really care if Toffe respects us though. He;s already put us and out friends in fucking mortal danger multiple times. I don't care if he "meant it" or not, wanting o murder us I mean.
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>>4013809
[Spoiler] "You see. I was alone for a long time. And that made me sad, but it also made me weak. The secret is, even when in hell. Cast away from my friends between worlds. Anonymous webwillow
Dubson Mcmoot and I am NEVER alone."
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>>4013809
>>4013814
>"And we Both are on fire today!" pinch the fire on his shoulder. "We need to get moving. The path is clear.
> i am anon and this is muscles my brother/son best est bro and boi
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>>4013843
Eh cringey post.
Toffee is looking at three people at the moment. Even if he only sees one.
Luna, Muscles, and Anon. Melded together mind body and soul, forming something far stronger than any of them would be apart.
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>>4013843
Cringe
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>>4013831
Changing the last name to Webwillow. We are no longer mcmoot.

ALSO LEAVE OUT DUBSON.
NO SPEAKING TRUE NAMES IN HELL
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>>4013894
>>4013809
I'm think the name thing only applied to demons.

But... yeah, lets not risk it and just say no name.

I have no fucking clue how this thing works.
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>>4013809
>>4013820
Add on support for >>4013894 . Seems like a wise idea, especially since we have some knowledge of that problem with a Demon Waifu (Male) at our side
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>>4013894
actually good point,
supporting
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>>4013894
This.
Gotta put respect on Momma's name.
>>
>You
>De-transform

A: " https://youtu.be/6tH1vSFvgqo "

>Send the last hell hound packing
>And then

A: "I. Am Anonymous Duhh haha. Almost fucked myself."
T: "Hm?"
A: "I've left my human name behind. I'm Anonymous Webwillow. That name...matters more to me. I *almost* said my middle name. I won't do that. Not in hell."

>Toffee looks
>Genuinely surprised

T: "Are you...getting smarter?"

>VIBE
...
>That was a joke

A: "ha?"
>Toffee relaxes
>And smiles down at you
>And reassures your vibe

T: "Yes. Ha, ha."

>For a second
>You both share a chuckle

A: "Oh and this is Muscles. I made him. With my mom. He's my son-brother."
T: "Practicing for the other royals?"

>VIBE
>That...was another joke

A: "Heh."
>You reach up
>Psssss
>And put Toffee's shoulder out

A: "Both of us are on fire today."

>You turn to g-
A"..."

>There are miles
>Upon endless miles ahead of you

>And more demons than you've ever dreamed of

Sa: "Anonymous. I know you have to be out there. Somewhere. Anywhere. Please. If you can hear me. Help us. Save us!"

>You see your friends
>At the mercy
>Of the dark copy of yourself

A: "SABRINA!"
T: "Something wrong?"

>Toffee is already walking toward the armies ahead
>His sword on his back

A: "My friends...they need me."
T: "Then we had better go."
A: "No. I can. I can send Sabrina my power. Maybe I can...Maybe I can give her all my WILL."

>Toffee stops
>And turns back to you
>The demons keep charging
>As he says to you

T: "If you do that. Satan learns that you are here. He learns where your friends are."

A: "..."
T: "Is it worth it?"
A: "...I-"

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION
MONDAY!
1:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME

STAY BLESST
LOVE, Quest.



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