This is a multiplayer game where each player controls one character. It's very to join, even if you haven't participated in the previous threads.You are going to play as yourself, the person behind the screen. The question is: how long would you survive in an RPG setting?Players who have an existing sheet don't need to repost it.Mythic RPG: https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/12/12904.phtmlArchives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Mythic+RPGThread song: "Lovers" by 7!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF8kHWWFO10Art: "Marbled Reality" by 甄立堅, CC-BY-ND
IMPORTANT: Quote this post when you post your sheet. This will make it easier to keep track of all sheets.CHARACTER SHEET*Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts (see below), 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight*Stats (see below)*Skills: all skills, talents, combat skills, magical powers, languages*Strengths/Weaknesses: (optional) situational bonuses based on your personal background*Background*InventoryAttached is a blank character sheet.
MODE OF THOUGHTS (can have more than one):*Visual: you think with images*Verbal: you think with words/voice*Emotional: you think with emotions*Abstract: your thoughts are abstract*Unknown: you are not aware of your own thoughtsTHE 14 STATS ARE:*Strength (lifting)*Dexterity (hands)*Agility (everywhere else)*Reflex (speed)*Toughness (tanking)*Fitness (cardio)*Perception*IQ (thinking)*Memory (long-term)*Intuition (gut feeling)*Willpower (mind over matter)*Wisdom (introspection, spirituality)*Charisma (talking)*Beauty (appearance)Describe your stats in plain English using the ranks below.Ranks: minuscule, weak, low, below average, average, above average, high, exceptionalFor Stats, an “average” rank means the rank of an average personFor skills and other abilities, an “average” rank means an average person skilled with this ability; an average professional. Those with less than average ranks are skilled amateurs. Yes, this means, above average skills are uncommon.The skills are freeform so you can list anything. Here's an extensive list if you need inspiration: https://gurps.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_SkillsAttached is an example character from the Mythic book.
CREATION RULES1) Create your character, following the rules above.2) Reminder: you are playing as yourself, the person behind the screen. The more honest you are statting yourself, the more fun this is going to be.3) Reminder: for skills, an average rank means the rank of an average professional, not the average person. If you rank yourself as Average, then it means that you're as good as the average professional.GENERAL RULES1) Namefag yourself.2) Roll 20d100 with each post. The rolls will be used for the GM emulator.3) You have to keep track of your own inventory and money.4) No whining about the QM decisions and rolls.MULTIPLAYER RULES1) You can chat with the other players as much as you want2) Don't make more than one action post before the QM responds
INTRODUCTIONKek, the god of chaos, has made of a pact with the meme magicians of 4chan: when 4chan members die, they are teleported to an Isekai world. You were browsing the /qst/ board when suddenly you died. You wake inside of the Eldritch Express, a strange train that travels through land and, sometimes, between dimensions. Previously, The train travelled through The Forsaken Reaches in the north (threads #1 and #2), made a stop at Devapura, the city of the gods (thread #4), and it is now in the desert nation of Akotoshia (Grimdark thread), in a world torn into chaos by the death of the god-king Shi.The train has now stopped at the town of Nizbevi, where the party is being questioned by soldiers about their reason for coming (pic related).ELDRITCH EXPRESS>You must collectively fuel the five furnaces of the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train a bare minimum of forty pounds of flammable fuel per car attached in addition to sixty for the front, per day, if you want to keep it moving>It currently has four cars. Its passenger car siderooms and conductor's cabin are at the height of modern luxury, complete with a bunk bed, TV, stereo/radio system, a nightstand, coat/hatrack, and multiple consoles with assorted video games and movies to watch and play. It has a combination messhall/kitchen/medical car, as well as 2 storage cars, filled simple assorted logging tools and fuel logs at the moment.NEW RULEThis thread has no size limit. However, to keep things manageable, players can't travel more than 100 meters from either the party leader or the Eldritch Express. The Eldritch Express is owned by the player Jackson, but if he doesn't join this thread then control of the train will be transferred to someone else temporarily.
Information floods into your minds as a series of options appears before you. The first seems to be a series of classic archetypes and the second, a numbered list of short titles for something you can't help but wonder.> CLASSES:>Warrior - A mundane master of martial combat, you are considered to have Average skill in every weapon and armor you choose to wield.> Thief - An accomplished savant of subterfuge and guile, you receive a boost to your Agility and Dexterity (+ point-based skills)> Sorcerer - A magic user tapping into your own mind, you may attempt to visualise spells and cast them in accordance to your imagination. Sorcery is fickle and often backfires or works in unexpected ways.> Priest - A champion of a deity of your choice, you may invoke them to lend you miraculous aid from above or below. Your deity doesn’t always answer and members of rival religions shall hate or shun you.> CHEATS:1) Cheat Magician2) Reincarnated as a Monster3) Isekai Smartphone4) Cosmic Vending Machine5) Edgelord6) Death Count7) Strange Aeons8) Vice/Virtue9) Electric Conduit10) Burn, Baby, Burn!11) Shadow of a Man12) Karma13) Kek's Blessing14) Autism Jesus' Blessing15) Harem Protag16) [Catch Phrase]17) Anonymous18) My Little Demon19) Dragon Soul20) (No Cheat)More knowledge enters your psyche, and the potential options are revealed to you. You may choose a class, guaranteed to grant great power and eventually supernatural competency in its specialty and roll a single d20 on the Isekai cheat chart for a boon ranging from mediocre to gamebreaking, you can decide not to take a class and roll dual d20s on the Isekai cheat chart, or you can refuse to roll on the Isekai cheat chart and gain access to a specialty subclass straight away. Each available class is only at its starting point. Alternatively if you are a true badass, you can refuse to take any class or cheat power, and make you accomplishments that much more impressive.
>>4011313>or you can refuse to roll on the Isekai cheat chart and gain access to a specialty subclass straight awayCorrection. I don't do specialty subclass. But you can roll on the wheel to get a completely random class.
>>4011279Just take my action from the previous thread if that's ok.And can we please not do the everyone attempts to talk to the guy at once thing?>>4011313I've always thought the cheat list really lacks symbolic numbering. It would be cool if Death Count was at 4, Edgelord 6, Autism Jesus 5, Kek 11, V/V 7, and so forth
>>4011362Yes, that's OK. I didn't roll for the actions in the last thread because I don't know who's going to join.Post your ideas if you have other symbols in mind.
>>4011313Take my action from last time as well, it seems like it might just get nasty, and I don't want to be flooded with guards from the city if worst comes to worst.
>>4011270Miyashita Emiya was there the entire time, but no one noticed.
>>4011448I think we all assumed she was as mysteriously absent as Shi himself was. I guess we get two useless femoids to cart around. Three if we're acknowledging the existence of Abigail, but why would we?
>>4011448I forgot that she had gained the thief class.
>>4011448>>4011463I presume she disappeared and was Shi's first and favored wife.
>>4011465Or more likely, his eighth ranked concubine.
>>4011463Wux if we already have a class and a cheat can we just reroll the cheat?
>>4011502You can reroll.1d20
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>4011520How the hell did I fuck that up
>>4011268Pour one out in remembrance of our homie Chad Thundercock, who was too alpha to isekai.Rest in peace, king.
>>4011270Does this look good?I wanna be a Sorcerer.
>>4011541Welcome. Yes, that's good.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>4011545Cool, I'm rolling my cheat.
I'm reading thorough the last tread should i read spoilers?
>>4011694It's personal preference really. They give the dice interpretations which gives you a bit of an overview of what happened before you read the text.Personally, I would just read the two Multiplayer Isekai Quest threads, Kek's Familia, and Grimdark, as the rest aren't really relevant to our current situation.
>>4011853im mildly scared
>>4011987You should be, he's a man who's lived a life of perpetual drifting.
Rolled 75, 98, 100, 57, 51, 35, 98, 46, 23, 33, 93, 46, 51, 85, 44, 74, 46, 84, 84, 20 = 1243 (20d100)>>4011279If the warriors are still on the train and I cant get off without their authority then I'd start fiddling with making a stink bomb with the remains of the previous spoils.
>>4011541I read a bit, are we all members of kek? Also I change agility too above average, I can still lick my elbow and, shake my hands behind my back.
>>4011552> Edgelord: You can teleport behind your foes, summon ninja weapons OR dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.>>4011522> Kek's Blessing: You have the power to manipulate the forces of chaos. It is a known fact that Kek is the dice. 3 times per thread, you can overwrite the rolls of another player with your own rolls. You are also immune to the effects of E-Rank Chaos.Due to getting dubs, the power of Kek's Blessing is doubled and you can use it 6 times in the current thread.>>4011853Welcome.>>4012770Only Jackson is a member of Kek's Familia.
>>4012949Do i just choose any roll from the last time i rolled?
>>4013072No, you roll 20d100 in a new post, and it overwrites the target's rolls.
>>4013073Okay, also am i still in the shadow realm from the previous thread?
>>4009266Q: Can Chase kill the harlot?Weapon: HighDifficulty: AverageRoll: 15A: Critical YesQ: Does the old man accept Chase's answer?Odds: 50/50Roll: 1 (3rd roll)A: Ultimate Critical YesQ: Do they hate lawfags?Odds: LikelyRoll: 3A: Critical YesQ: Is the old man a magic user?Odds: 50/50Roll: 50A: YesQ: "Can I tell if this guy is a magic user?"Intuition: Above AverageDifficulty: IncredibleRoll: 4 (2nd roll)A: Critical YesCritical: gains information about subclass>>4009991Q: Do the slaves go outside?Odds: Very Likely (order from the monster)Roll: 64 (3rd roll)A: Yes>>4012397Q: Can Mark make a stink bomb?Cooking: AverageDifficulty: LowRoll: 75A: Yes
>>4011362>>4011390>>4012397Two new Isekai victims, Carlos and Max, appear behind Chase, confused, not knowing where they are or what is going on.A nasty, organic, rotting smell is coming from the messhall / kitchen, where Mark is preparing a stink bomb with the left-overs of his gnoll and human flesh soup. He's stirring a torrent of fetid dark liquid into a concoction in the pot. The smell is so strong that he can barely stand.The old man's eyes are darting right and left, trying to determine his interlocutor's intentions.Chase, who was under the effect of the buff "Odin's Beard", was sporting a fake beard, which is now slowly shrinking because the effect is over. He says, "We're just going to be passing through after we get some supplies for the journey and get our bearings. Despite this vehicle and the eccentricity of its operator, we're travellers first and foremost."The geezer answers, "The dwarven contraption is certainly suspicious, but you don't seem like a lawful bunch. I mean, you don't even have a stable appearance. And this smell... The food you guys eat is even worse than ours." He chuckles. "Welcome to Nizbevi."The former party member named Terry, who had tried to sneak out of the train, had been caught by the soldiers and executed. Among his remains, a a pile of small cubes of flesh and bones, lies the artifact "Redfield", a sphere which contains magic powerful enough to destroy the Eldritch Express. The geezer grabs it from the floor and examines it closely.Intuition: With his fine-tuned intuition, Chase can tell that the geezer is a magic user, probably specialized in death magic.Jackson releases all of the slaves from the train. The geezer licks his upper lip and yells, "Catch them all!">Chase loses the buff "Odin's Beard"
>>4013079Uhhh where am I?
Rolled 32, 99, 91, 12, 12, 80, 82, 23, 10, 18, 87, 49, 49, 90, 13, 65, 59, 92, 63, 9 = 1035 (20d100)>>4013083Fuck forgot to roll
Rolled 48, 19, 14, 37, 84, 69, 24, 49, 25, 1, 36, 70, 32, 71, 15, 23, 27, 87, 58, 79 = 868 (20d100)>>4013078When he's his guards run off to re-enslave the passengers, I'll take one long stride behind him and split him in twain with a horizontal Ieido strike (draw and strike are the same motion) from Hitoshi and a dagger to the jugular if he's more durable than he looks.
>>4013091You know, this is the result of a society with no order or values whatsoever. Just a bunch of rampant chaosfags backstabbing eachother over garbage until everything burns to the ground.
Rolled 42, 4, 30, 8, 71, 10, 43, 58, 43, 60, 8, 39, 98, 8, 4, 9, 95, 51, 65, 94 = 840 (20d100)>>4013078“Stand down!” I throw the stink bomb at the town militia. “Or ass and titties would rain upon you” Chaos blessing buff??I use my bluff skill in this“Chase why are we saving them? Seems like a bad idea shitting in the hornets nest”
>>4013122"Principles are a luxury we can afford right now, and we should make the most of it while we still can. Besides, the guy was rude, even by ancap mage standards. I mean come on, did he really expect to get away with taking what is ostensibly my property without retaliation?"
Rolled 55, 63, 6, 1, 14, 89, 82, 67, 18, 12, 46, 64, 97, 46, 71, 66, 74, 94, 51, 18 = 1034 (20d100)>>4013078I dust off my trench coat and,slap on my shades."Showtime" I imagine flight patters towards the old mans hand, holding the sphere, and unleash my Deagles.
>>4013198I'd recommend firing on the guys outside if you're going to shoot anyone, as the man is probably going to be very dead when the update rolls around. Also, it's a bit of an unexpected attack on my part, so I don't see how you would get the idea to shoot him before I move.
Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)>>4012949I’ll roll for my cheats
>>4013207I want the sphere, I assume the pile of flesh and,bone was the last owner.
>>4013217That's one demonic tamagatchi and the ability to exchange any item with any other item of equivalent value.
>>4013297How much do you think that orb is worth
>>4013198I'll just teleport behind a soldier go look around town.>>4013293 Elaborate
>>4013300Couldn't tell you. Terry just made it 2 minutes ago in universe.>>4013328I think it's lovely that you're trying to live up to the legacy of the last guy to have that cheat.
>>4013337It's like we're both edge lords.
>>4013337He’s one of the regulars so I guess I’ll ask him about it when he joins
>>4013217>>4011853Here are your cheats:>Cosmic Vending Machine: You and only you can access a cosmic vending machine that can take any object or currency and exchange it for a random item exactly identical in value. The item is summoned from across the multiverse and impossible to predict.>My little Demon: A lesser demon follow you and your commands. The creature is chaotic and evil, but will follow you every command. You can evolve it by feeding it a live creature. It will grow and evolve based on the creatures you feed it. If it dies, it can be revived through the sacrifice of a live creature. It starts off as a small imp.
>>4013364Do you want to try feeding your digimon with one of these Goreguards?
>>4013450It would be a waste not to
Rolled 50, 21, 60, 31, 87, 37, 2, 82, 59, 30, 84, 51, 26, 90, 31, 30, 78, 5, 43, 77 = 974 (20d100)>>4013078I Cover Myself in Bone and chitin armor, startup the Eldritch Express, and start moving away. No support for them.Over The PA"It Seems that We have some new Passengers! Now, remember, don't Harass your fellow travelers!"Said in that cheery, calm voice that pilots use when saying "Look to your..."Afterward, I attempt to use Strange Aeons to make as bone-chilling a laugh from as many anomalously created mouths as possible, closing them afterward.The Doors are still locked, so they're fucked, locked in a room with a gunman and Chase!>>4013367What would happen If you fed it a Shoggoth? Because I can get one.
>>4013085Q: Is Owen in the Deeper Shadow?Odds: Very Unlikely (he's just hiding)Roll: 91A: Critical No>>4013198Q: Can Carlos attack faster than Chase?Odds: 50/50Roll: 55A: No>>4013091Q: Is the old man under protection spells?Odds: A Sure ThingRoll: 14 (3rd roll)A: Critical YesCritical: A shield that reflects attacksQ: Does he have high defenses?Odds: LikelyRoll: 37A: YesQ: Can Chase split hit in twain?Swords: Exceptional + 1 RS (Blessing of Chaos) = IncredibleDifficulty: Above Average + 3 RS (specific killshot) = IncredibleRoll: 48 (1st roll)A: YesQ: Can Chase survive the wounds?Toughness: HighDifficulty: Strength + 2 RS = IncredibleRoll: 19 (2nd roll)A: Yes>>4013198Q: Can Carlos buff his gunfire?Willpower: Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 63A: NoQ: Can Carlos hit the target?Shooting: Dexterity - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = MinusculeDifficulty: Below AverageRoll: 6A: YesQ: Does the old man understand that they are going after the artifact?Odds: 50/50Roll: 1A: Critical YesQ: Does he flee?Odds: 50/50Roll: 14A: Yes>>4013091Q: Can the guards hit Chase?Claws: Above Average x3Difficulty: Exceptional - 2 RS (core wounds) = Above AverageRolls: 84, 69, 24A: No, No, YesQ: Where is Chase hurt?Rolls: 49, 25A: Harm of FriendshipThe part that smiles = the face>>4013122Q: Can Mark's threat scare the soldiers?Bluff: Above AverageDifficulty: Exceptional (why would they care about a stink bomb?)Roll: 42A: No
>>4013367What’s the size limit on the machine, what kind of demon do I have, and does it have a name or backstory
I forgot to mention: in the previous round, Chase has killed the red-haired slave Alina.>>4013083@Owen: You are hidden in the shadows bordering the material plane, our current plane of existence. Everything looks colorless and darker and you can't hear what people say, but you still seem to be in the Eldritch Express.>>4013091>>4013198>>4013122Chase draws the katana Hitoshi, a noble weapon that is named after the god-king Shi. He tries to strike the old man, but he's protected with an invisible barrier that blocks his attack. Chase feels as if his internal organs were on fire. A horizontal line appears on his stomach and blood sprays everywhere in front of him, in large quantities. He almost loses consciousness."Showtime!"Behind him, Carlos is unleashing a hellfire with the deagles. Hellish psychic energy is seeping into his body and he tries to control the bullets' trajectory with his willpower. Let's admire how quickly he's adapting to the situation. Like the bright sunlight of the desert that is reflected for a second in his sunglasses, all damage is reflected to Carlos' hand and he drops his weapon from the pain."Uh-ho!" the old man says, "They want me dead. Looks like I've grabbed something of value."He gestures for his personal guards to attack Chase and then he teleports away. One has flayed skin, and his bloody eyeballs have been pulled from their eye sockets and hanging from his face. Another one is covered with piercings and tattoos, with a tongue that looks like a snake's, and his nose has been cut off. The last one is entirely burned, and his ribcage is open with a spiked ball inside.They hack at Chase's face with their claws. Despite his wounds, Chase elegantly blocks most attacks, but the burned freak manages to heavily mutilate it.Mark is at the window of the train and throws a stink bomb at the group of regular soldiers who are capturing the slaves."Stand down! Or ass and titties would rain upon you."No one cares because it smells like regular food to them.>Chase takes 2 RS damage to his middle section and 1 RS damage to his face>Carlos takes 1 RS damage to the right hand>The loot from Terry's corpse is all the items listed in the picture attached. He also had gauntlets and 2 clubs.
>>4013509Can you tell me the physical weaknesses of the guards and the limitations of the teleport?
>>4013504>What would happen If you fed it a Shoggoth?I do not know, but you can ask Max to give it a try.>>4013506>What’s the size limit on the machineAnything that you are able to carry without assistance or is small enough to fit in a shipping container of standard size, can be shunted into the cosmic vending machine.Source: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3908721/#p3909449>What kind of demon do I haveThe demon is a small imp.>Does it have a name or backstoryRoll 20d100 to learn its backstory.
Rolled 10, 50, 83, 25, 58, 32, 23, 35, 40, 16, 11, 4, 22, 40, 63, 42, 57, 64, 90, 2 = 767 (20d100)>>4013509I pour a vial of nightshade onto two of my dagger and then come out of hiding behind two of the guards attacking chase, and stab both of them in the back
>>4013509I’ll take the wands, the shape shifting potion, the acid potion and the buckler
Rolled 42, 25, 33, 64, 7, 29, 23, 96, 82, 32, 26, 95, 47, 53, 25, 77, 82, 79, 1, 48 = 966 (20d100)>>4013509"Of all things I shoot at I hit a wizard with a plan."As shock slowly turns to pain, I block off nerves in my right hand. I drop my Deagels and pull my Uzi. Spraying into a personal guard of the wizard.
Rolled 79, 46, 26, 74, 28, 28, 47, 55, 28, 94, 5, 60, 77, 46, 87, 60, 22, 92, 53, 82 = 1089 (20d100)>>4013541There’s more than one kind of imp
>>4013509I Cover Myself in Bone and chitin armor, startup the Eldritch Express, and start moving away. No support for them.Over The PA"It Seems that We have some new Passengers! Now, remember, don't Harass your fellow travelers!"Said in that cheery, calm voice that pilots use when saying "Look to your..."Afterward, I attempt to use Strange Aeons to make as bone-chilling a laugh from as many anomalously created mouths as possible, closing them afterward.The Doors are still locked, so they're fucked, locked in a room with a gunman and Chase.
Rolled 51, 53, 17, 78, 15, 91, 59, 50, 42, 28, 44, 88, 100, 76, 66, 78, 70, 44, 70, 87 = 1207 (20d100)>>4013598
>>4013527>1 hr 30 min agoThis is why I get accused of pushing the boundaries of my ability, because whenever I try to use it's most basic functionality I get ignored.
>>4013300If you were to put it in the CVM I would assume that you'd get some sort of weapon that greatly erodes the internal structure of its target/victim. It's also possible that you could get something which controls or manipulates density. As for returning, after getting screwed over two threads in a row, I'm on the fence between making a grand and showy return or just waiting for a QM that has no connection to any of the previous mythic threads. If Sigurd joins the thread or Carlos revives me like I did for Jackson, 'll think it over, if not, use my stuff wisely and continue my awe-inspiring legacy.>>4013718And you called me a whiner. Seriously though, the guy is in a different timezone, you shouldn't expect anything from him for another 10 hours or so. Also how does one find weakness in the concept of teleportation of all things?
>>4013770It could be something that builds even. It just has to be of equivalent value.
>>4013786It could, but when I read the description back when Dave first had it, I assumed it would handle objects of power in one of two ways. Either it would liquidated the item and simply give you whatever currency the setting runs on, or it would give you an item with similar properties and capabilities.
>>4013770Range, number of uses, cooldown, horrific health consequences. Say it works off a radius around the caster, then we can have possible locations where we could find them. Or, if it works off of a mark and recall system, letting us know that he has a fallback point somewhere that he can return to at any time. These are all factor that I should be able to intuit by seeing him, and it should go without saying that they're valuable to know. We would be looking pretty foolish if we thought he had escaped but it turned out he can only teleport within a 5 meter radius and never left the train.
>>4013841Technically, only a few of those factors are weaknesses. I know that this will mean nothing to you, but you should;t be able to ascertain what specific variation of teleportation the old man is using. The range and number of uses should only come into play if they are notably or exceptionally limited. Cooldown and any health consequences however, should be fair game no questions asked.
>>4013770I think I got a good chance at reviving you. I'm a wizard with forbidden sorcery and, your remains are still fresh.
>>4013796You're thinking of Moneychanger with the first right there.With the second, let's use the one time he used it as an example.He gave up a pair of survival rations to get a pair of modern handcuffs (Key included I believe) and a bagel.I can see how the latter might lead you to believe as such, because the former was forgotten QUITE quickly.
>>4013770No hard feelings about me looting your corpse right
>>4013900I would appreciate that, and I'm sure you can do it. I accomplished the same feat in the last thread. If you can't get my body back to normal, just take my soul for safe keeping. I have a few ideas of where I could be implanted.>>4013942I stand corrected on my first point. As for the second, we'll need to see the CVM in action a few more times in order to make a proper assessment.>>4013969I'm not going to sugarcoat it, when I see you I'm gonna shoot you. It can't be helped, nobody loots a Don, even a dead one.
>>4014019At least you’re honest
>>4013854You can argue what is and isn't a weakness forever, because it will always be both subjective and situational.That actually feeds into my theory on how Death Perception actually works, because if what information it gives me could subjectively be all information, I would be having omniscience seizures as I process all information that ever has will or could exist. That leads me to believe that while there's clearly no consistent standard for what it does or doesn't tell me, it must work off something entirely subjective to me at the time. Basically, it has to work off of what I subconsciously rationalize as a weakness at any given moment, which explains why the very first description of had me gaining a new subconscious predatory instinct and why it was spitting out comprehensive tactical analysis of zombies and death knights and such.>>4014019You aren't a Don though. You're not even the leader of this group of train vagrants.
>>4014077I'm just messing with you, if anything you're almost as defenseless as I was when I first started. Since I changed classes to a sorcerer most of that stuff wouldn't be of mud use to me.>>4014091This is precisely why I said that my reasoning wouldn't matter to you in the least. Most people treat Shi as some sort of sentient running joke but honestly, you don't get enough credit. Even before I typed out my explanation, I knew you would pull something like this.>You aren't a Don though. You're not even the leader of this group of train vagrants.Funnily enough, this version of me never even had the idea to become a Don, that was the other Terry. The Terry I was most recently playing as planned on becoming King of the Ice or The Legendary Assassin if the thread lasted long enough for me to kill the Guildmaster.
Rolled 12, 6 = 18 (2d20)Just got hereIm going 2 cheats no class
>>4014146Welcome to an eternity of Terry's tears fellow Shinigami.
>>4014113Hey Boss, if I revive you. Can you make me into a made man?
>>4014154I guess between the concept of "The Tragedy of Terrance" and the theory of "Terry's Tears" you've become somewhat of a Terryologist haven't you wise guy?>>4014160Of course. Having someone like you in the family would be much better than convincing some random NPC to join up with me.
>>4014189And you've become quite the Kanoy behavior analyst yourself, haven't you megamind .
>>4014218Fair enough. We've had some good laughs over these last few threads.
Welp its really late for me and i gotta sleep but i will return next session
>>4014268See you tomorrow.
>>4014189That's awesome, I'll try my best to revive you Boss.
Geezer's theme: https://youtu.be/bpgQSbwnWD0
Rolled 22, 26, 96, 77, 59, 42, 53, 46, 89, 23, 21, 50, 21, 29, 82, 40, 41, 8, 5, 27 = 857 (20d100)>>4013509I'll just focus on leveraging my reach advantage to keep them from advancing and doing damage while keeping them in position for Cars to spray them down. If they turn out to be zombies or some other creature that requires brain stem severing and such I'll finish them off if they all get downed by the bullets.
>>4014593You shouldn't have attacked him in a direct manner. The QM tends to give these sorts of foes reactive wards no matter what school of magic they actually studied under.
>>4014846I've got something for wards. You're not going back like it though.
>>4014891Why did "to" autocorrect to back? I must be slipping in my old age.
>>4014891I can think of a few simple answers to this problem, but honestly, I believe I'll enjoy reading whatever nonsense you decide to invoke for this occasion. >>4014898 Remember to take your arthritis meds before engaging in any improbable ass kicking activities.
The update is coming.>>4014146You can't join. As a Hylic, you have no consciousness that Kek can transfer to the Isekai world. When you die, you simply cease to exist.
>>4011270>>4011853Linking Max's character sheet.
>>4013543Q: Can Owen attack two soldiers at the same time?Dagger: Above AverageDifficulty: Low + 5 RS (two targets at the same time) = ExceptionalRoll: 10A: YesBackstab: Owen inflicts double damage>>4013555Q: Can Carlos hit on of the guards?>>4013561Q: Does the imp have a name?Odds: 50/50Roll: 26A: YesQ: What's his background?Rolls: 74, 28A: Divide of PleasuresRolls: 28, 47A: Separate of AttentionGrab the attention of mortals, tempt them into pleasure>>4014817Q: Can Chase use his reach effectively?Swords: Exceptional - 1 RS (whiny penalty) = HighDifficulty: LowRoll: 22A: Yes>>4013555Q: Which freak does Carlos hit?1 = flayed freak; 2 = piercing freak; 3 = burned freak; 4 = first two; 5 = all threeRoll: 42 mod 5 + 1 = 4Q: Can the burned freak survive his wounds?Toughness: HighDifficulty: High (uzi damage rank)Roll: 33A: Yes
>>4013561>>4013506You are correct. The known bloodlines of imps are fire, iron, frost, shadow, rust, gold and dire imps, and let's not forget imp consulars. However, your imp is a standard issue, red-skinned imp, with no specific bloodline.It's named Algaron. It was born in Hell and spent countless eons trapped in a cage and being tortured by stronger devils. it was then sent to the Material Plane with the job of a corruptor who tempts mortals into the pleasures of the flesh.>>4013504>He then walks nonchalantly to the front of the trainIt's unclear where everyone was located and I see that everyone had different ideas. >>4009314Let's say that the geezer were outside, and Chase was talking to him from the entrance but staying inside of the train. The reason being that it would be stupid for him to enter a walking trap.The engine shudders into life, and the behemoth trains starts to glide smoothly on the desert sand, leaving half of the party members behind. Anomalous mouths appear organically on Jackson's body and create a bone-chilling, inhuman laughter, before the laughter gives way to squealing, spitting and cursing in a language nobody on Earth understands. All of the passengers are startled.>Roll for sanity>>4013543Owen comes out of the shadows and unexpectedly appears between the flayed and the pierced freaks. Owen, previously known as "The Cutthroat", happens to be very good at backstabbing too."Hmm... What is this lovely sensation?" the flayed freak says, ecstatically.Owen can recognize that the freaks are under the effect of "Sweet Pain", a repugnant cheat that is the result of Shi's malignant effect on the world. When the god-king was still a mortal and a member of this party, he was a sadistic pervert who used to charm women with magic and rape them. His son and ruler of Akotoshia, Haruki, has inherited the rapist gene and is known for his taste in female slaves with disabilities.>Flayed and Pierced Freaks suffer a - 2 RS back wound
>>4013718>For making a whiny post, Chase suffers a general - 1 RS morale penalty to all rolls>>4013527Death Perception (Geezer / Health Report): Interesting. Chase is not the only one to suffer from arthritis. The geezer does too.Death Perception (Freaks / Physical Report): They are vulnerable to silver and good.Death Perception (Flayed Freak / Physical Report): His lowest physical is Beauty, obviously. His second lowest stat is Perception.Death Perception (Pierced Freak / Physical Report): His lowest stats are Dexterity, Reflex, Fitness and Perception.Death Perception (Burned Freak / Physical Report): His lowest stat is Fitness.Death Perception (Teleportation): The teleportation spell has a limited range of 100 meters. The weight of what he can teleport is limited to 60 lbs. Interplanar travel is not possible. Critical failure to cast the spell is often lethal. With the possibility of death being evoked, the perception pulsates brightly.>>4013555Special bonus for being the first to roll a 555 in the GET, the number of the deity Autism Jesus. All actions are successful without a roll.Chase demonstrates for the first time the importance of reach. A reach weapon is used to keep the enemies away, so someone armed with mere clawlets basically cannot do much against the sublime might of the katana.Carlos opens his mouth and drools everywhere. He fires his uzis at the helpless freaks and takes down the burned freak. The freak stands back up and growls, with an open wound on his stomach and his spleen and liver completely popped out of his body.>Burned Freak suffers a -2 RS stomach wound
>>4015023well thats dissapointingwell thats what i deserve for being a filthy newfag for the most part
>>4015189Does Algaron have a specialty or does he deal in every kind of pleasure
>>4015284I will use your previous rolls to answer the question.Q: Does Algaron have a specialty?Odds: 50/50Roll: 55A: NoAlgaron deals in every kind of pleasure.
>>4015191Like a bullet to a forehead, my brain explodes with mass amounts of info. Panicking I grab vague concepts I'm familiar with. As my ancestors channel though me I materialize a sweet sombrero, and a bladed musket. I blast at the hand closets to me, of burnt goon. I go to reload, thinking about a bunch of shit I need for it. Red Forman screams out in my brain. "Dumbass" He's right I pump my musket and, aim for my next target.
>>4015189Does the poison effect them?
Rolled 58, 16, 18, 73, 45, 81, 59, 82, 90, 37, 89, 51, 88, 68, 25, 21, 94, 73, 91, 61 = 1220 (20d100)>>4015191Turn the Train Around, prepare to run over the Freaks.Toot the Horn and get everyone on my team out of the way, while cursing the warping of perception that let them and our enemies be both inside and outside the train at once.If the Freaks love pain, they'll be ecstatic about being run over.
Rolled 75, 21, 67, 12, 4, 53, 77, 95, 98, 100, 79, 30, 33, 100, 15, 22, 69, 22, 85, 20 = 1077 (20d100)>>4015191I'll try to keep the freaks corralled into the path of the express by knocking them back into it's path and making sure they can't get out of the way without getting cut up.
Here's the player list. Players listed as inactive are sitting in one of the passenger siderooms.ACTIVEAbigail: priestess of AphroditeCarlos: sorcerer, EdgelordChase Kanoy: warrior, Death CountJackson: beastmaster, Strange Aeons, Eldritch ExpressLarry (cat): leopard catMark: con artist, Burn, Baby, Burn!Max: Cosmic Vending Machine, My Little ImpMiyashita Emiya: priestess-thiefOwen: assassin, Kek's BlessingTerry #2: sorcerer, Fight NightINACTIVEAlex Smith: sorcerer, Dire ImpAnonKnight #1: priest of AphroditeAnonKnight #2: rogue, Shadow ImpBob: prostituteBoston Wright: /Danny: priest of Ra, A E S T H E T I CDante #1: elementalistDante #2: Electric Conduit, Vice/VirtueDavid Hooper: [Dr. Stone], Cosmic Vending MachineJake Black: warrior, [Receive You]Larry (human): priest of KekLie Alius: wizardMiracle Dieudonne: priest of St. Michael, Seven SinsOrion: sorcerer, The KerakPig Benis: linebackerPiv: fighterPotatoTomato: sorcererShi Taberu Hito: wizard, Harem Protag, EdgelordShinji: priest of Odin, MoneychangerSigric: medicine man of OdinSky: /Sr Knight: knight of chaosTerry #1: thiefThe New Guy: Anonymous, True SightWade: sorcererWilliam: angelologist
>>4016587I like the implication that there have been 26 people just kind of milling around us completely silently this entire time.
>>4013561Q: Can Max succeed on the Kek roll?Odds: 50/50 (Kek's Odds)Roll: 28A: Yes>>4013555Q: Can Carlos succeed on the Kek roll?Roll: 64A: NoQ: Can the flayed, pierce, burned succeed on their roll?Rolls: 7, 29, 23A: YesQ: Can Carlos materialize a sombrero?Willpower: Below AverageDifficulty: Above AverageRoll: 96A: Critical NoCritical: not rolling for the other spell>>4013543Q: Can Owen succeed on the Kek roll?Roll: 50A: Yes>>4015683Q: Does Jackson drives over Terry's remains?Odds: 50/50Roll: 18 (3rd roll)A: Yes>>4016370Q: Can Chasse Succeed on the Kek roll?Roll: 75A: NoQ: Can Chase keep the freaks corraled?Swords: ExceptionalDifficulty: Average (too easy with such reach)Roll: 21A: Yes@Max, Carlos: please roll 20d100 with your next action posts>>4015437>Does the poison effect them?They died too soon to know.>>4015333>>4015683>>4016370Sitting in lotus position inside the meditation room of his Egyptian temple, the god Kek watches calmly the Eldritch Express on a giant screen. The monster train is making a giant turn over 1 km and is running in the freaks direction at full speed. Kek rolls a pair of ten-sided dice."I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE ROLL JUST FOR SITTING IN A DUNE. HAHA. THIS TIME, I'M GOING TO ROLL TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET OUT OF THE TRAIN'S WAY. HAHA."The dice show 28 for Max, 64 for Carlos, 50 for Owen, 75 for Chase."ONLY HALF OF THEM MAKES IT. HAHA. HYPER AKUSERU TRAIN, GOGO!!!"The train accelerates and reaches an impossible speed. The priestess Emiya bangs on Jackson's door. "Stop it, you're going to kill everyone!"Chase is using his reach advantage to keep the freaks corraled. Carlos is summoning the power off his ancestors, but fails. It doesn't matter. All of them get squished over. The train leaves behind a trail of blood and mutilated bodies. Owen escapes the impending doom by hiding in the shadows, and Max rolls away, holding his precious loot in his arms.>Chase, Carlos are dead>The 3 freaks and all of the soldiers are dead>Terry's potions of agility and chaos are destroyedBAND-MAID / The Non-Fictious Dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYN-ri1NPs
>>4016873Terry team up confirmed?
>>4016873It's not that they are silent, they just didn't say anything noteworthy enough to be included in Shi's fluff posts.
Rolled 49, 2, 25, 7, 47, 21, 25, 80, 46, 13, 23, 6, 74, 63, 62, 99, 97, 67, 90, 3 = 899 (20d100)>>4016883I use my cheat to manipulate Chase's roll to get out of the way of the train
>>4016888It's just a bit weird to think that everyone who ever had an interest in joining the quest is just kind of chilling. How's the rec room this time of year anyway? I didn't get to see it last time I bit it.
>>4016915It's too late, you can only use the cheat before the result is posted.
>>4016929Well fuck me then
Rolled 16, 51, 74, 75, 50, 26, 71, 24, 87, 40, 15, 16, 26, 27, 77, 13, 4, 57, 99, 54 = 902 (20d100)>>4016929I give a middle finger to Kek then because fuck him lol *dabs*
>>4016883That was funny as hell. I thought I had kek's blessing so I didn't roll.
>>4016915>>4016929I guess Chase also made the shit list and he even killed of Carlos to make sure that nobody gets revived. In order to confirm this, I will state that Sigric is still an option. Let's see what happens
>>4016961It's a bit weird that I could both be pushing them into the path of the train while being in front of it. Pretty contrived to be honest.
>>4017004Contrived doesn't do the situation justice.But as I said, Sigric is still on the train and as a priest who specializes in healing, buffs, and revival he should be able to help you, Carlos, and myself. If Sigric is done away with, my suspicions will be confirmed. I imagine the QM will either simply write out all of the inactive characters out of the story, or he'll mess with the train and kill everyone on it. At this point he can either double down on his shameful behavior in front of everyone and expose himself or play fair.
>>4017017Careful Terry. You wouldn't want to get a morale penalty now would you.
>>4016949>>4017004These lops have the same ID, that hilarious.
Rolled 78, 88, 51, 93, 56, 74, 53, 45, 91, 33, 89, 85, 39, 53, 76, 68, 95, 80, 53, 76 = 1376 (20d100)>>4016883"Emiya! Thought you had disappeared into the aether with Shi! Well, They have a chance of getting brought back now if Sigric stops milling about."I get out, Drag everyone's remains into the 2nd car, put the freaks into storage."Emiya, do me a favor and Revive them, or I will need to make several deals that I don't want to make."
>>4017056There are things that should simply be brought out into the open. The QM clearly isn't an impartial sort and when things like this happens, he either sweeps it under the rug or makes a half hearted non apology to shrug of any serious blame. This event couldn't have been better orchestrated and I doubt any of the other players will deny this objective truth. By doing this, I'm making things clear for everybody. If he keeps us from getting revived for any reason other than bad dice rolls when Sig attempts to bring us back, there's clearly ill intent behind his motives.Of course he has many other underhanded ways of keeping us out that I could list, but I've got some business to take care of. I'll check back in in a bit.
You don't have to plan anything for me. I'll stick around for a bit too watch this shit fly.
>>4017096You better be careful or the next bad roll you have is going to be for train dodging.
>>4017118Why are you and Owen on the same ID?
>>4017112I wouldn't want to see you to get get bounced out of the thread so quickly. It's up to you of course, but it would be cool to have you along for the ride if Chase and I ever get a chance to come back
>>4017123We know eachother in real life and are in the same room right now.
>>4017128Are you sucking each other off? There is clearly biased bullshit here.
>>4017057Carlos, we're brothers, say what you want but we've established this with everyone else
>>4017136They're brothers and even if they weren't the two have at least two threads of history together. Owen would try to pull Chase out of death's grip before anyone else.
>>4017149>>4017152I'm just talking shit, I'm out.
>>4017096I sing "Terry's Tears" by the pure maiden Megurine Luka.https://vocaroo.com/kXmcOWOybLcPrevious song: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3988301/#p3998249
>>4017160Alright, I guess I'll see you around in some other thread.
>>4017165Very funny, what took you so long to join the thread bro? Chase really needed those buffs.
>>4017169Chase, before you say anything, I want you to know that this is one of those lay back and laugh moments.
>>4017169I don't think +2 to hair fiber density would have made me pull through.
>>4017187You missed the joke.
>>4017192And I'm still missing it as I have no fucking idea what you're going on about.
>>4017212Well for starters, "Sigric" is the QM. I was going to see if he would take the bait and trip over himself in a similar manner to how you did in the last thread. That's the simple version at least. The joke has a few other meanings as well.
There’s no drama like unexpected drama
>>4017354Me or Terry going off on the qm is hardly unexpected.
>>4017084Q: Can Emiya revive Terry, Carlos, Chase? (in order of death)Wisdom: HighDifficulty: High - 1 RS (preparing)Rolls: 78, 88, 51A: No, No, YesQ: Can Abigail revive Terry, CarlosWisdom: Below AverageRolls: 93, 56A: NoQ: Can Sigric revive them?Wisdom: ExceptionalDIfficulty: High - 1 RS (preparing) - 2 RS (medicine man)Rolls: 74, 53A: Yes>>4017084>>4017165The medicine man Sigric is singing the eulogy of the fallen, while Emiya attempts to revive them. The remains of Chase feel faintly buffed from the song. Emiya raises Chase from the dead, but fails for the other two. "Gomenasai, gomenasai!""3D girls should not use holy magic," Sigric answers nonchalantly. "Let me show you"."O Agni, you at your birth are Odin,When you are kindled, you are Baldur,Bring back those mortals to life,With your eternal divine flame."Carlos' mutilated body rises up. The cubes of Terry float in the air and form a new human shape. First, the bones. Second, the flesh and the nervous system. Everyone has been revived!
And that's precisely what I meant when I said you had other underhanded methods. I knew you'd either mess with the process or kill me off as soon as you got the chance. Lo and behold, you combined my predictions into one. It hardly matters, I'm always a few step ahead, even before I hit the stairs.>>4017412"Good to be back among the living. If any one needs me, I'll be in an empty passenger room.">I turn to Max and notice he has some of my belongings "Hey, could you do me a favor and collect all of that armor for me? Bring it to the room and we'll call it even.">I then proceed to walk to said room
>>4017412"And people wonder why I'm so blase about this shit.""Anyway, we need to get into that City and find out what the fuck is going on and where we need to go."
>>4017370When’s the last time you saw someone turn into a detective at the drop of a hat
>>4017489Terry always does that. He ascribes complex motivations to interactions on the internet so he can see himself as intelligent.
>>4017551Good to know
>>4017551You'd appreciate my genius if you could comprehend it.>>4017594I didn't want to have to put this out in the open, but Chase wet the bed until he was 15.
>>4017620Do you really want to bring our personal records into this Mr.Ellington? You wouldn't want the details of what happened on March 27th, 2015 to come to light... I would give things a bit more thought than you have been if I were you.
>>4017620>>4017634You guys should have your own sitcom
>>4017660I'd watch it.>>4017412We've got 4 corpses, right? Anyone want to track down that old man? Then I can fuck up the town, should we so wish.
>>4017705Can we just ram the train through the wall and then the entire city pls?
>>4017634You know what? I'm sick of you holding that over my head. I'm a changed man now, and I won't let that event have any more power over my life. I'm going to beat you to it and tell everyone in this thread that I was, in fact, the man who organized the attack on the Mogadishu hotel. What's more? I am white, I am a fucking bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom! My boy Future is an Uncle TomI do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bobwho shoots himself in his leg with his own gun!>>4017660Only if I get a three season contract.
>>4017776The wall would make the train take enough damage to stop functioning. I can summon several absolutely *nightmarish* creatures, and to summon the worst that I can summon I need a fifth body.
>>4017882We have the corpse of that godawful waifubait that Shi made for Terry. She should either be out here with me or in the train depending on which side of the retcon she was on when we suddenly became retroactively always outside the train.
I wonder if Carlos is still lurking. Do you guys think he'll come back once he sees that we've all been revived?>>4017882We should probably keep the mass destruction to a minimum. Sure holding back is what go me killed (along with more unscrupulous factors) but don't forget that your little joyride back there killed two party members (it wasn't completely your fault but it was certainly a rash decision).>>4017930Not that I mind, but why exactly did you kill her? Seems like a waste of good rolls to me.
>>4017973Mainly because I didn't want to have yet another interruption in the form of her blubbering over the death of her hero. If you haven't noticed, I take a pretty flippant attitude towards the lives of myself and others because I myself have died 3 times with only positive consequences, and know that anyone I kill either has a soul and isn't really dead in any permanent capacity, or is a purely physical existence with no real value as an individual. This is compounded with resurrection being a ubiquitous procedure that can be performed by any competent caster.I'm pretty sure this is the biggest difference between Chase the flesh and blood human and Chase the fictional demigod.
>>4018038Last time I checked, this most recent death is the only one that actually benefitted you in any way. And that was only because the QM wanted you off of his case so he placated you with a normal resurrection and a buff.
>>4017973Don't worry, I can control it. If I have enough bodies. 5 for the first day, one for every after, one to dispell it.
>>4018090I swear, you and this train will be the death of us all. Hopefully my new goals will mitigate any risk this poses to me.
>>4018105It already was. It technically stays under my control If I Feed it daily, and eating a town would count for like a year's food, so...
>>4018076Death 1: Monsanto Massacre. Get sent to a fantasy land of adventure.Death 2: Arena. Win fight but die in the process. Immediately revived post-victory.Death 3: Third verse, same as the second. Win fight and die for about 44 seconds.
>>4018122Technically yeah, it kind of was. If I didm't bring you back to life, I probably would've flown or teleported to the nearest settlement and Shi wouldn't have had the chance to insta-kill me. Back to the subject at hand, remember that grand actions such as these leave much room for error and since the QM is headhunting, you'd better believe that any chance for calamity will be abused by him.
>>4018129I'll grant you the first one but I don't really count that as a death per-se. You didn't directly gain anything from your second death, Owen just completely swept the other team. Your last fight would be best described as a tie, also this most recent death only granted you some nebulous buff and we've already gone into the reasoning behind that.
>>4011270Chase's SheetGood Karma: 25 pts
>>4019002You forgot eldritch singing from the last thread.
>>4019073Eldritch is such an overused adjective.
>>4019091Agreed. Feel free to rename it to something like Discordant Sonata if you care to.
>>4019010My willpower is high.
>>4019328Is it high enough for you not to respond to this bait?
>>4019328>>4019394So I’m guessing this is an everyday thing for you guys
Nobody posting an action?
>>4021582It's a pretty ackward starting point. Could you start with a description of the city exterior so we can figure out an approach?
Rolled 96, 96, 37, 5, 56, 96, 60, 22, 61, 55, 31, 73, 68, 53, 25, 5, 1, 79, 68, 33 = 1020 (20d100)
>>4021705Known facts from Shi's thread:"He can see a large circular wall in the distance."Q: Does Chase's intuition give him more details?Odds: 50/50Roll: 96A: Critical NoThis is a small town protected by circular walls with a medium height of 12 meters. The walls of the city are made of clay; they look worn down and are painted white. In the middle of the city, there is a large ziggurat that extends across your field of vision. No other building is taller than the walls. An old tombstone stands outside the city gate, with a statue of a human standing in front of it. The entrance is protected by a large guard tower, which is more than 4 meters high. The general feeling of this city is one of misery.
>>4021718I go sneak and walk towards the wall
Rolled 85, 16, 54, 11, 56, 7, 64, 88, 100, 74, 94, 68, 95, 3, 3, 14, 89, 46, 93, 50 = 1110 (20d100)>>4021724
>>4021718I take the armor that the dead guards are wearing and bring them to the room that Terry went into
Rolled 100, 89, 23, 79, 37, 46, 30, 3, 9, 21, 91, 27, 27, 9, 28, 23, 5, 14, 15, 48 = 724 (20d100)>>4021718"Emiya, I don't know if you're up for it, but would you mind reviving the poor girl that made a fuss? It leaves a bad taste in my mouth."I look for cleaning supplies and start getting the train back in order from the fight, inside and out. If there are no cleaning supplies, I try growing bristles on a rod of bone, pop it off, and get to work.
>>4021733Q: Is there a good environment to sneak?Odds: 50/50Roll: 54A: NoQ: Can Owen sneak?Stealth: ExceptionalDifficulty: HighRoll: 85A: NoQ: Can Owen Hide in Shadows?Hide in Shadows: AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 16A: YesQ: Does the city have a catapult?Odds: 50/50Roll: 11A: YesRandom event: double digits rolled under CLRolls: 56, 7A: Usurp of Allies(Keeping for next rounds)Q: Do they attack the Eldritch Express with the catapult?Odds: 50/50Roll: 64A: NoQ: Is the gate closed?Odds: 50/50Roll: 88A: No>>4022292Q: Can Emiya revive the poor girl?Wisdom: HighDifficulty: Average (see previous post about it)Roll: 100A: Critical NoCritical: perma deathQ: Are there cleaning supplies?Odds: 50/50Roll: 23A: Yes>>4021724There's nowhere to hide in the flat, desert surface between the train and the walls. Owen reuses his power to enter the colorless and dark world of shadows to approach the wall. He feels a bit cold but he can acclimate himself better to the place. Two visions of the city walls are juxtaposed; a type of perception that cannot really be described because it's alien to our human senses. The first vision is what he could see from the material plane of existence: rather normal clay walls. The second vision is a wall that's half broken. But he cannot see what is beyond the wall, because it's completely black. No sound can be heard, but a very faint wind.>>4021924Max finds 15 chain mails and 15 steel helmets. He makes several trips back and forth to bring it to the godfather's room.>>4022292Emiya nods."I will do my best, this poor girl did nothing wrong but express her weakness."Her voice is soft and full of compassion. She almost has tears in her eyes as she speaks the magical prayer."Ebiribon, watashi wa anata no jihi o yobimasu;Anata no omoiyari to ai no houyou;Kono tsumi no nai kodomo o torimodosu tame ni;Ikite iru sekai e."Alina's corpse moves spasmodically for a few moments, but then nothing. She just lies dead on the floor. Emiya runs her hand over her eyes."It's over. The gods have claimed her soul and she can't come back. But... She's in a better place now... I think..."Jackson finds a broom in the supply room and he cleans the train with Emiya's help who, as a priestess, has the power to summon water."All of this blood... That's not a good way to introduce ourselves to the natives... I like men of action, like my Shi... And I know such men are impulsive... Yet, I can't help but think there must be another way... Your train could become a symbol of hope in this harsh land..."
>>4021924>>4024102>I give a nod of approval once Max delivers the final haul"Thank you, and well done. Soon, my master plan will come to fruition. I just need one last thing from you: delivery approximately 200 lbs of sand to this room. You can use some of the helmets to do it."
>>4024224“If you want anymore of my help, you’ll need to put something on the table now that we’re even. Since you made that orb and these gauntlets you can make more items. Give me one and you’ve got yourself a deal”
>>4024102Thot Status: Annihilated
>>4024292"Fine but I'll need those gauntlets back, I had plans for those. Since I know you'll want something in exchange for them, I'll trade you my old daggers and put some fire enchantments on them or something. You'll get more use out of them than you could ever get from these gauntlets since without my magic, they're just extremely dense gloves."
>>4021718I'll check out that tombstone.
>>4024386“Deal”I pick up four helmets and summon Algeron.“Hey, I’m Max, I’m collecting sand with these helmets. If you help out, you can feed on all of the bodies lying around here”I hand him one helmet go to collect the sand near the train.
Rolled 81, 6, 77, 52, 49, 63, 46, 81, 32, 27, 17, 55, 30, 57, 84, 91, 73, 12, 82, 60 = 1075 (20d100)>>4024102"Thankfully, Any rituals I know require the body's sacrifice, and not the soul. I also hope the Train becomes a symbol of hope,"Internal PA Time"All Staff, Please report to the Mess for assorted planning about the apparent unofficial declaration of war from Nizbevi. You too Terry, I know you have a plan and I want you to share it before I go to plan B."I continue cleaning until Everybody's onboard and ready to discuss.(Roll's for how clean I can make it.)
>>4024782Actually, my plan doesn't really involve any of you or whatever nonsense is going on here. Rest assured, once Max gets the sand and I complete my end of the deal, the plan will commence. It should take less than a few minutes and when it's done, I should be able to help with whatever is going on here.All of that aside, Mark has been gone for awhile, and Shi has been radio silent since flaking.
>>4024837My Plan was, assuming war, use the apparently 16-20 bodies (15 guards that seem to have died, 4 freaks, and the girl) and summon 4 "lesser" (singlehandedly capable of taking out a full party of bronze adventurers by world one metric) unaffiliated Shoggoths and letting them have a field day on the town guard, and desummoning them afterward.
>>4024893Why exactly are you doing this again? What does this place have that we need? Aside from Redfield, and that wizard, this place seems to lack any objects of interest. Also it would be unwise for any of us to get involved if that's what you're planning since we have no protection from such creatures. If you really want to go through with this, we should stockpile enough food and water so that we can camp out in the train while you're doing your thing.
>>4024912Fuel. And I do have control over them, if memory serves. I will check the archives as well, for proof.Also, they may well launch a second assault and Corpse Fuel is not a viable long term strategy.
>>4024962I'm not saying you can't control them specifically, I'm just saying that there are some things you can't control and that you're the only one who will be unaffected if something goes wrong.
>>4024962http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3919883/You can summon a minor shoggoth but you need ten fresh human corpses and a five hour ritual to summon it, at least one fresh human corpse per day to keep it from rebelling, and five more corpses to dismiss it, though those don't need to be fresh. Minor here means enough to consume a village mob or party of bronze or lower ranked adventurers without issue.Directly from QM#1I'd say four(or maybe just 2 with some new information, being the number of corpses to desummon and the "without issue" than simply "capable of" for their competence)
Rolled 69, 51, 69, 75, 86, 5, 73, 79, 57, 62, 78, 66, 11, 64, 34, 61, 81, 62, 98, 98 = 1279 (20d100)>>4024397
Rolled 92, 4, 56, 96, 81, 34, 47, 20, 23, 3, 59, 72, 89, 29, 4, 14, 65, 61, 29, 78 = 956 (20d100)I climb the wall that isn't shadowy and broken
Rolled 17, 47, 57, 55, 88, 10, 32, 12, 21, 36, 85, 12, 72, 72, 99, 52, 59, 53, 77, 4 = 960 (20d100)>>4024425
>>4024782Q: How good of a cleaning lady is Jackson?Odds: 50/50Roll: 81A: No good>>4024996Q: Is that a statue of Shi?Odds: 50/50Roll: 69 (3rd roll)A: NoRolls: 75, 86A: Refuse of HopeRolls: 5, 73A: Recruit of OpulenceRefuse of Hope = enslavementRecruitment of Opulence = a rich merchantQ: What is written on the tombstone?/pol/ generator: 69516975 (first 4 rolls)http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/169513877/#169516975"The feet of an angel""Victoria">>4025224Q: Can Owen climb the wall?Parkour: HighDifficulty: AverageRoll: 92A: No>>4026333Q: Does Algeron like to eat dead bodies?Odds: 50/50Roll: 57 (3rd roll)A: No>>4024782>(Roll's for how clean I can make it.)Not too good. But you're lacking a cleaning product, so it wouldn't have been easy to do better.>>4025224>I climb the wallYou are not able to climb the unshadowy wall.>>4024996This is a statue of an obese, hunchbacked merchant, with fish-like eyes and an aquiline nose. There's a short text written on the tombstone."Here lies my angel, Victoria.">>4024425"OK, boss, I'll help you out. But I have no interest in dead bodies."The task of bringing sand to Terry will take about two hours. The little demon grabs the helmet and fills it with sand. He comes back to you after about 10 minutes."I've been investigating a little bit the population of this train. It turns out that a lot of strange people are living here. There are even two other imps, who were pretty talkative with me. There's this person called David. His worst offense is that he has a Cosmic Vending Machine cheat, which, in my opinion, should be unique to you. I suggest that you feed him to me discreetly, so that we can get rid of him, and that I can grow. The general opinion of him is that he's an insufferable faggot; I don't think anyone will care if he goes missing."
Rolled 1, 39, 94, 1, 7, 8, 83, 45, 59, 16, 85, 54, 70, 70, 76, 60, 72, 48, 37, 18 = 943 (20d100)>>4026470I try to climb the unshadowy wall again
>>4026570Dropped my name also fucking 1 let's go
>>4026470“I can’t go around killing people on the train man. I’m the new guy here and if they get suspicious of us, they’ll ditch us in the desert somewhere. I don’t know if you can only gain power from live victims but if it’s live ones you want, I can arrange something”I continue to work until I finish collecting the sand. When I’m done I go to Terry to get paid
Rolled 51, 55, 14, 56, 47, 75, 77, 77, 55, 49, 77, 24, 7, 44, 70, 50, 7, 20, 93, 60 = 1008 (20d100)>>4026470While I wait for my sand, I attempt to create another magic item. It shall be named: The Eye of Vertigo. The materials used will come from a steel helmet and my gold coins so that I won't have to materialize any new metals. The Eye will have the ability to distort and blur the flow of time applied to it's wearer. With it, one will be able to jump forward or backwards in time by 15 seconds, allowing in essence giving them short-lived super speed or reposition themselves if they find themselves in trouble. In times of crisis, The Eye will stop all time within a 16 foot radius of the wearer for 8 seconds.
Rolled 88, 32, 88, 58, 71, 68, 67, 97, 13, 45, 65, 38, 45, 54, 69, 66, 96, 28, 46, 30 = 1164 (20d100)>>4026470>>4026578"Normally I would object, but it seems that death has an... honestly absurdly low effect on us. First time I died I just kinda chilled in a lounge for a while. Then I got a glimpse into asphodel, but I think that was the Grimdark doing its work before redirection to the lounge. They're comatose anyway, don't see how they're alive at this point seeing as they haven't been fed or given water in the last 2 days. S'long as they keep their soul and you make it quick, have at it."I continue to clean. I focus on the bathrooms and mess hall. If I can't really clean it up, even with the help of Emiya creating water, I take inventory of supplies, and start moving them into room 4, so that room 3 can be cleared for use later in the arcane and mundane arts of battle and summoning alike.
>>4027031Technically, they're not comatose. According to the QM, they just haven't been doing anything of interest. On the other hand, if you were to take Wade's statements into account, Jake, The New Guy, and Orion specifically are comatose. If this effect is carried on, which it likely is since we are in the Wadeverse, then everyone from the original multiplayer thread sans, Chase, Mark, you, and myself are all in comas.
It's been a slow couple of days here. Even the banter took a hit.
>>4026570Q: Can Owen climb the wall?Roll: 1A: Critical YesCritical: He "climbs" into the Plane of Shadow>>4026749Summon Magic Book was ruled to be of Superhuman 5 difficultyhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3947911/#p3964205Q: Are time travel spells of Superhuman 5 difficulty?Odds: 50/50Roll: 14 (3rd roll)A: YesQ: Can Terry cast Vertigo?Willpower: HighRoll: 51A: NoQ: Can Terry understand the danger of such spell?IQ: HighDifficulty: AverageRoll: 55A: Yes>>4026570(As simply climbing the unshadowy wall was ruled to be too difficult, I will describe another method.)By merging both visions of the wall, you are able to climb it. You find yourself deeper into the Plane of Shadow.It is as dark as on a moonless night. The shadow version of Nizbevi is in ruins and has a very sinister atmosphere. Moans and cries sound from the small, round buildings. Many walls are hidden behind rubble and in broken debris, and the ground is littered with abandoned furniture and piles of mutant corpses, their arms and legs cut off and mangled. There is a dark liquid on the cobblestone streets, dripping down from the roofs of abandoned houses. The inhabitants have varying degrees of monstrous features, such as sharp teeth, claw-like nails or missing parts of the face. Most are wearing tattered rags on their deformed bodies. The more severe cases look completely like shadow zombies.You can sometimes hear whispers from the shadows; they are becoming more and more intense, drawing nearer, more insistent.>>4026578"If you feed me live victims, I'll grow larger and more powerful. That would make you, in turn, more powerful."The imp walks back and forth, rubbing his chin, as he's thinking."All right, let's keep working for Terry. I'm sure a mobster like him will provide us plenty of opportunities to kill people.">>4026749You are unable to enchant the item with the spell Vertigo.IQ (time travel magic): Casting time travel spells is extremely difficult, and has more often results that are horrific for the spellcaster, rather than beneficial. It is actually unknown if time travel is possible, or if you would be sent to an asynchronous parallel universe.>>4027031With the help of Larry and Emiya, Jackson is cleaning the train. Emiya is the water, Jackson is the muscles, and Larry is the moral support.Emiya glances at the bathroom floor with disgust. "Some of the passengers are absolutely vile savages... I will just clean it with a spell..."She summons the power of goddess to make it all clean in an instant.
Rolled 50, 27, 58, 40, 23, 98, 20, 28, 16, 25, 33, 62, 14, 61, 53, 87, 45, 7, 67, 78 = 892 (20d100)>>4028866I walk deeper into the city, staying far away from it's inhabitants, and looking for anything of value
>>4028866"Now Emiya, I would like to ask you to get acquainted with the medical supplies onboard the train, many of which are more advanced than you have trained with. Not every ailment requires the Metaphysical help, as you well know, and if you don't know what all of the tools do it won't be pretty. Or, if You prefer, I'm going to take stock of the Corpses, and see what nasties I might want to call upon for help. You can assist with that, should you so wish."I do as I said I would.
Rolled 18, 48, 40, 62, 25, 36, 53, 62, 76, 86, 86, 52, 84, 33, 66, 43, 11, 16, 2, 76 = 975 (20d100)>>4028866"So, the power of time is not yet firmly in my grasp eh? No matter, I can look into this latter. For now, I can achieve a similar affect through simpler means.In fact, it might be better this way.">I take the powerless amulet that I created by the chain and imbue it with the ability to exponentially increase the dexterity, agility, and reflexes to superhuman levels. To compensate for it's wearer moving at such high speeds, the eye allows the wearer to process spatial information much quicker than a normal human, allowing them to safety maneuver while moving at speeds that the human eye cannot keep up with.
>>4029091Jesus christ I would be a monster with that thing if it works out.
Rolled 86, 66, 58, 19, 6, 10, 52, 8, 64, 58, 78, 66, 74, 79, 87, 64, 62, 45, 81, 66 = 1129 (20d100)>>4029103>>4029004
>>4029106Most people would. If you need anything, let me know.
>>4028866“I’m sure he would. Let’s go collect the payment”I bring the last haul to Terry’s room
>>4029169Make me something to clean this filthy ass train with. It's damp from the snow, dusty from my absence, and sandy from the desert.There's another thing that I want, but it's leagues out of what's probably accomplishable for you.
>>4029182I plan on looking deeper into the concept of time manipulation. I could revert the train to the state it came in when you first got it. In fact, if I were to pull that off, we won't need to bother with fuel or maintenance anymore. Out of curiosity, what was that thing you wanted. I can't say with full confidence that I can get it done now given how high the ceiling is, but I could get great value simply by being aware of whatever it is you have in mind.
>>4028866When you roll so good you are transported deeper into the shadow realm
>>4029199Actually, the train always needed fuel. And the train is fine without maintenance, I just want it sparkling. Good service and whatnot.
>>4029326What I'm saying is that I could reverse the train back to it's original state every time we run low on fuel.
>>4029337I should have said revert.
>>4029337It came full up, but that was in the cargo bay. So you'd have to reset cargo, which might have some important things in there.
>>4029361Not necessarily, if we have anything really important in there we can move it to another room while I reset the cargo bay. If I just have to reset one room, then that makes my job easier.
>>4029370I'm trying to come up with excuses for you to not use this because the level of cheese it makes mre sick, and I'm a dairy lover.
>>4029525I'm not a fan of pulling a Chase either, but unless you want to create a small armageddon every time we reach a settlement here, that's what we'll need to do. At least until we get out of the desert that is.
>>4029535>pulling a chaseyes
>>4029535I'm doing my fucking hardest to keep the cheese to a minimum, but I've been saddled with the dairy equivalent of a neutron star.
>>4029535I'm not planning on burning these corpses yet, I'm planning on getting an explanation and then either disposing of the corpses or giving the town it's due.
The alternative version of the god of this world has arrived. Can I join or is it to late/to many players.
>>4030821Is that so? Mr. "Technically, I'm omniscient">>4030883Well you said you were raiding this city for the sake of fuel, and I imagine you have plans for all of those dead bodies that will be pilling up.
>>4031021You can join, this is open to an infinite number of players.
InfoName: Shi Taberu HitoAge: 24Ethnicity: YamatoGender: MaleReligion: ShintoThoughts: VerbalHomeBoard: /b/Poltical Views: LibertarianHair: BlackEyes: Dark BrownHeight: 6,1Weight: 150StatsStrength: HighToughness: Above AverageWillpower: AverageDexterity: AverageAgility: HighReflex: ExceptionalIntelligence: ExceptionalIntuition: HighWisdom: HighCharisma: Below AverageFitness: Above AveargePerception: AveargeMemory: Above AveargeBeauty: Above AverageSkillsRunning: HighMathematics: HighTactics: HighBoxing: Above AverageKicking: Above AverageSwimming: Above AverageEverything not obscure: Below AverageIsekai CheatsHarem Protag: You now have a sex appeal that defies logic, giving an *absolute* bonus to seduction attempts and compelling members of the opposite sex to get jiggy with it, to the extent that you must roll to determine whether they are willing to engage in coitus, not whether they are interested. They are always open to polygamy but members of the same sex will resent you. Some violently.Edgelord: You can teleport behind your foes, summon dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.StrengthsInfomaniac: After years of watching “educational” Youtube videos you now have a Below Average Knowledge skill in all but the most esoteric and vague topics.WeaknessesAntisocial: You keep a distance from people unless needed.Wealth: 0Inventory: Kunai, Jeweled Dagger Trenchoat and Bitchin’ Shades (Worn) Dual Desert Eagles (Loaded)Companions: Preist Bitch and Abigail the slave.Background: Descended from the Sun God, Amaterasu and Storm God, Susanoo through the first Emperor of Japan, Emperor Jimmu.
>>4011270>>4031969Shi's sheetYou also have the wizard class
>>4028941Q: Describe what's of valueRolls: 58, 40A: Betray of Exterior FactorsFaçade betrays "wealth"Rolls: 23, 98A: Judge of FameThe mark of ShiQ: Can Owen remain unseen?Stealth: ExceptionalDifficulty: Average (unfamiliar environment, but shadowy)Roll: 50 (1st roll)A: YesQ: Can Owen recognize the mark of Shi?Intuition: Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 27A: Yes>>4029129Q: Does Emiya accept to get acquainted with the medical supplies?Odds: Unlikely (I say, with Shi's semi-comatose state, she wouldn't be in the mood)Roll: 58A: NoQ: Does she accept to help with the corpses?Odds: 50/50Roll: 19A: Yes>>4029091Q: Can Terry cast the speed spell?Willpower: HighDifficulty: ExceptionalRoll: 18A: Yes>>4028941In the shadow world, your own ugliness is useful not to stand out from the bizarre inhabitants. You stealthily move between the darker parts and explore the area. The fact that the visibility is so low makes your task rather difficult. Of course, you cannot find any object of value; that would be too easy. However, you find a house of which the façade does not look broken, unlike the other buildings, hence you conclude that it might hold something of value. Outside of the house, you see some odd plant shapes and a black mass protruding from the ground. In the backyard, you find a spot where the black mass is densest.>>4029004Emiya has no interest in getting acquainted with the modern medical supplies. Since Shi has been playing video games all day, she's been feeling morose and she feels unable to do any task that requires too much thinking. But she accepts to help you summon nasties, it's her duty to protect you from any potential harm.>I do as I said I would.You put on an apron and dust off the train.>I'm planning on getting an explanationAn explanation about what part? Do you mean if you can summon shoggoths? If you have enough corpses? The answer is yes to both.>>4029091You can channel this spell successfully, but the ritual to imbue the item with its properties will take several hours.Enchanting reference: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3888990/#p3916657>>4031021Shi's theme song starts playing as he's emerging from Minecraft.Unlucky Morpheus - Black Pentagram, Japanese power metal with supreme, powerful female vocals and a devil-possessed drummer. It represents Shi's powerful mastery over the dark arts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8i_QhOgsKw
>>4031969>>4031906Much like Chase's cheat mine has some underlying implications. The QM who gave me the cheat said I couldn't add silencers to the guns because that's not edgy meaning I can add attachments as long as their edgy. Putting this knowledge to use all the bullets I summon in my guns will be a hollow point exploding into shrapnel when entering flesh so they will rip and shred the organs of my foes significantly increasing my destructive power. The fact that the shrapnel will shred the insides of my enemies also means that I will be able to use Edge Lord to drain their life force when I successfully hit them. I then try enchanting my kunai with the Eye of the Samurai. Eye of Samurai: all projectiles used by the holder of this item will always meet their target. I then carve open my flesh and store the kunai in there and then close the wound using Edge Lord, I was established to be able to do this in previous threads.
>>4032012Forgot name tag
>>4031556Sure you want to be throwing stones my dear tachyon artificer?
>>4032012Im a little rusty forgot the roll
Rolled 9, 85, 50, 16, 56, 86, 47, 27, 79, 100, 35, 61, 24, 84, 85, 14, 69, 81, 13, 79 = 1100 (20d100)>>4032020forgot how to roll
>>4031998I like the song, it sounds like the future diary OP.
>>4032024It's in the related videos. I love Future Diary, Yuno is the best waifu.Art: CC BY-ND JePixelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZvJY7_gyfwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EeYxtAeaX4
>>4032017Distorting time for a few seconds doesn't compare to the ability to know absolutely everything about everything as long as you "consider everything a weakness". Plus, that item wasn't even going to be for me. If you want to really see me start playing like you, all I'll say is that the results would be awe-inspiring.
>>4031998I mean from the Townsfolk, and if they don't at least apologize, It's horror from the beyond time.
Rolled 80, 50, 39, 80, 85, 7, 28, 37, 4, 89, 75, 68, 22, 21, 12, 81, 7, 61, 47, 49 = 942 (20d100)>>4031998I also Start taking corpse inventory, As Emiya said she would help.
Am I done with this sand thing yet
>>4032012Q: Can Shi cast Eye of the Samurai?Willpower: AverageThe spell Eye of the Samurai is even better than a +20 spell. It is definitely a cheat spell, but not exponential, or as bad as time travel, so I rank it as Superhuman 4.Difficulty: Superhuman 4 (cheat spell) - 1 RS (racial bonus) = Superhuman 3Roll: 9A: No>>4032312Q: How many slaves were there? 3?Odds: ?Roll: 39A: Yes>>4032012Even for a talented wizard as yourself, the spell Eye of the Samurai is too difficult. It is a cheat spell of godly level.>>4032312Corpse inventory:15 regular soldiers, 3 freak bodyguards, 1 red-haired girl, 3 slave girls.You bring the corpses, or at least, the parts that you can find, to the Eldritch Express. Only the red-haired girl corpse is intact. All of the other corpses have been squashed when you ran over them.Emiya's help is to cast the spell Protect from Evil on you, so that you're protected in case one of the corpses rises.>>4026578Your imp is done with the sand mission. You are waiting to get paid by your godfather, but he seems to be busy with a ritual.
>>4032335How many ranks of superhuman are there here and how fast is superhuman speed? What’s the ranking levels from least to greatest
Rolled 80, 55, 89, 46, 78, 18, 99, 18, 23, 31, 97, 14, 78, 2, 71, 48, 35, 95, 76, 10 = 1063 (20d100)>>4032335I cast channel spirit female sorcerer into Alina. I then cast true aim on my kunai. Channel spirit: you break the vile bewteen the living and dead and beckon forth one spirit who you can chose the gender and class of to posses a host body. If the host body is dead you also revive it. True aim: +2RS to hit a target with a projectile.
Rolled 94, 28, 70, 63, 1, 84, 6, 91, 9, 57, 28, 4, 36, 81, 53, 12, 70, 12, 19, 15 = 833 (20d100)>>4032335"It's time to discuss what there is to do about Nizbevi."Over the PA"Look dudes and dudette, we need to know whether to burn the corpses and make for the next town or if we're going into the town and taking our pound of flesh. Conductor out."
>>4032340The fastest man alive can run 27 miles per hour so above that would be considered superhuman.
>>4032354How can something sound so right and yet so wrong at the same time
>>4032340There's an infinite number of Superhuman ranks. Superhuman 2 is defined as being twice better than Superhuman 1.
>>4032353I vote we take over this town and establish me as it's ruler. I clearly present the cheats that the Shi of this world had and look like I could be related to him. Thus I could easily establish my authority and right to rule over these lands as they belonged to the Shi empire. The fact that a dicator rules here also makes it easier to get absolute control over the people. With a whole city under our control we would have alot more acess to our needs like weapons, armour, food, and potions.
>>4032404Or they might take you for this universe's Shi's bastard.
Max if you need a live human to upgrade your imp I have a way to get you one.
>>4032569Only the royalty and aristocrats would care if I was a bastard. That's why they killed off the bastards to solidfy their own rule without others trying to take their thrones. Most peasents can't tell the difference.
Rolled 84, 79, 35, 33, 5, 61, 78, 26, 5, 99, 18, 82, 18, 10, 92, 37, 99, 76, 51, 2 = 990 (20d100)>>4031998I look for a way to enter the house, preferably one that doesn't require me to touch or get near the black mass, or the plant shapes
Rolled 11, 64, 18, 57, 77, 83, 46, 35, 36, 18, 91, 2, 97, 69, 77, 85, 97, 22, 73, 41 = 1099 (20d100)>>4032608Ima go ahead and use my cheat to re-roll dat
>>4032061Do you really want to get into a godmodding dick measuring contest with me Terry? I hope you realize that it would kill this game harder than its undead ass already is.
>>4032351Shi has established that summoning a [redacted player] is of Incredible difficulty (http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3988301/#p4003090)As he's very specific about the kind of spirit he's bringing into the body, and he's essentially giving the sorcerer class to a dumb NPC, I will bump up the difficulty level to at least 2 RSQ: Can Shi cast Channel Spirit?Willpower: AverageDifficulty: Incredible + (at least) 2 RS = Superhuman 1+Roll: 80A: Critical NoCritical: Shi channels the spirit of a hostile hungry ghostRolls: 89, 46A: Attract of FoodQ: Can Shi get information about the subject of spirits?Knowledge (spiritual): IQ (Exceptional) - 4 RS (specialized) = Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 55A: No>>4032608Q: Can Owen overwrite his own rolls?Odds: 50/50Roll: 35 (3rd roll)A: Yes>>4032611 (new rolls)Q: Is the front door open?Odds: 50/50 (This is the Plane of Shadow, I don't know how to security is)Roll: 18 (3rd roll)A: YesQ: Is there anyone home?Odds: 50/50Roll: 57A: NoQ: DescribeRolls: 77, 83A: Deceive of RichesIt's actually all broken trash>>4032351In the previous thread, the priest Sigric had summoned Miracle to use him as a priest NPC. Clearly impressed by this technique, Shi decides to make himself a sorcerer NPC. He recites an incantation in his native language, Japanese, to summon the subtle mantriks from Hell to take possession of Alina's dead body and animate it. (Note: True revival/healing magic is not accessible to sorcerers.) The reason Japanese is the language of choice for sorcery is that it's one of the cutest human languages.Alina's limbs start moving and she stands up. Her eyes are completely white, with no pupils; she is frothing at the mouth; her veins are visible through her skin. She immediately jumps on Shi. She grabs him by his hair and starts pushing him down. "Just... let me have... a taste..." She's still a beautiful red-haired girl, so Shi feels a bit flustered.>For copying Sigric's NPC summoning and Terry's broken artifact creation, Shi gains the title "Copycat Magician">>4032608>>4032611Owen opens the front door of the house. As a measure of precaution, he rewrites reality to one where he's more lucky; a cheat power he's gained from Kek.Because of the darkness, it's difficult to tell if someone lives in this house. The interior floor is covered with broken, useless trash, such as scrap metal, broken dishes and chairs, and a rotten mattress in a corner. The floor is very filthy, and has a liquid residue over it. Inside of the cabinets, Owen only finds the body parts of a mutant cat. There's a smell of mold in the air. Owen glances up at the ceiling, and sees a pair of large red eyes staring back at him.>Owen has used 1/6 cheat rerollArt: CC BY-NC-ND. Author "ScarletZel"
>>4032684Is it female?
>>4032693>>4032351Q: Can Shi tell the spirit's gender?Intuition: High + 1 RS (has a precedent of guessing people's gender) = ExceptionalDifficulty: High (hasn't interacted enough)Roll: 78A: NoYou are unable to tell.
>>4032705Doesn't matter because my cheat uses the sex and it's in a female body so it's female.
Rolled 11, 92, 78, 54, 70, 99, 26, 8, 49, 94, 24, 37, 13, 41, 83, 54, 81, 80, 49, 12 = 1055 (20d100)>>4032684I cast charm person on the spirit, I then cast bind spirit on it. I say to the spirit "In the world, there is no objective morales just strength. I offer thy spirit a chance to become one of the strong. Your life or lack thereof will belong to me in exchange I will feed you and help you grow stronger" I chop off my dick, throw it the spirit and then regrow it using edge lord. I say to the spirit "Do we have a deal" Bind Spirit: binds a spirit to your will. It won't attack and will follow your every command.
Rolled 28, 87, 58, 77, 93, 12, 91, 85, 70, 18, 73, 6, 8, 42, 65, 43, 13, 79, 86, 76 = 1110 (20d100)>>4032684I Slay the Thot. No Demon Thots on my train, making noise and interrupting my summoning ritual preperations."Why'd you do that Shi, I needed that for the possibility of when we pillaged the town! First thing you do coming out of your trace is try to bang a demonically posessed corpse!"
>>4032765How can I help it if even the dead want to get a piece of this action?
>>4032802You literally brought it to life with the intention of having it possessed and seduced, you closet necrophiliac.
>>4032374So how fast can I go at superhuman 1
>>4032826No, I just wanted a magic caster minion who wouldn't get all uppity about my morally questionable actions like priest bitch does.
>>4032615It's already over Chase! I have the high ground! But seriously, I completely agree with you. a power level arms race would be an absolute slog. I still have some work to do before project GAN is fully operational, but once that's finished, adventure awaits.
>>4032615Technically I'm the most powerful because I can add whatever attachments I want to my guns as long as it's edgy.
>>4032880You say that until he activates "infinity shield", "nuclear haymaker", and "omnipresence".
>>4032835>So how fast can I go at superhuman 1About 40 mph.
>>4032763Q: Does Shi have the willpower to chop off his dick?Willpower: AverageDifficulty: ExceptionalRoll: 11A: NoQ: Was it a female spirit?Odds: 50/50Roll: 78A: No>>4032765Q: Can Jackson slay the thot?Axe: WeakDifficulty: Minuscule 2Roll: 28A: Yes>>4032763>>4032765Shi pulls his pants down and holds his dick in his hand. Strangely, he wants to chop it off, but even knowing that it will possibly regrow, he still has a mental block. The fear is irrational, but it's still there. Alina lets out a sigh. "I'm so hungry..."Behind her, the murderous Jackson is holding his axe in two hands. He hits her on the head, killing her instantly. Blood and brain matter pour out from her nose. She falls on Shi, who's still in the same awkward pose. The ghost of an old man wearing a white mask comes out of her body. He calls Jackson a faggot, before disappearing toward the ceiling.Emiya, who's now under the effects of Harem Protag, smiles and says, "You look handsome today, Shi..."
>>4032826Thanks for killing my minion
>>4032995"Very welcome, they were actually just super gay."I drag Alina's Much used and abused Corpse into the 4th car, along with the others. I get the summoning circle required for 2 unaffiliated (not tied to Cthulu or another Old One/Ancient One/ Elder One) Shoggoths, though I do not summon them. I wait until we all decide whether to raid the town or not.Don't want to ruin anyone's plansShi, you seem in favor of Takeover, Chase and Terry don't seem to have an opinion that's being made obvious(or i'm oblivious) and Owen's inside currently, so we wait until he's out either way.So, Burn the corpses, or are we raiding?
>>4033029We should raid it. But we need to come up with a strategy to do so.
>>4032954I was expecting a bit more than that honestly
>>4033036Max do you wanna raid or not.
>>4033071You might not be the flash or anything, but you'd be able to move 58 feet per second. You can speedblitz practically anyone and dodge most blows, swings, and projectiles. On offense, you could probably stab or hit someone 30 times in a second.
>>4033087Terry raid or not.
>>4033084I don’t really care, but if I were to do it I’d need some incentive >>4033087True, I guess it just doesn’t sound as cool when you compare it to the speed of a car or something
>>4033098Name you price were gonna have a whole city at our disposal the benfit is clear as can be.
Rolled 54, 82, 82, 98, 31, 74, 97, 46, 56, 87, 28, 13, 18, 92, 17, 20, 21, 4, 5, 6 = 931 (20d100)>>4032684i just slowlllly walk out and close the door behind me. then i go find the nearest secluded alleyway, and return to the normal realm
>>4032981I pull my pants up and say to Emiya "I'll be back." I then use a shadow step to scale the walls and get into the city. I try to scout the city out for any obvious weaknesses and government buildings while inside.
Rolled 41, 8, 91, 6, 70, 74, 5, 59, 53, 39, 42, 72, 57, 30, 72, 4, 51, 95, 11, 94 = 974 (20d100)>>4033122
>>4033029>>4033092aww cmon guys i dont wanna raid the town, we need info n shit, plus what happened to shi's impersonating this universes shi
Rolled 13, 40, 100, 36, 18, 53, 46, 2, 5, 99, 43, 49, 38, 56, 4, 22, 98, 62, 59, 37 = 880 (20d100)>>4033117im gonna reroll this because what the fuck
>>4033135better but still that 100 probably gonna fuck me up but whatever
>>4033131We can get plenty of info by raiding the palace library and forcing the scholars to give us info. Im gonna use my appearance as this universe's Shi to establish my authority and right to rule to the common folk and keys.
>>4033141well dont go breaking down the walls while im inside okay?
>>4033108I just want to wander the earth and see what it has in store. Staying in a destroyed city and rubbing coins together sounds like a drag
>>4033152well the city isnt destroyed yet, just in the shadow realm it is
>>4033163A raid usually involves a large amount of destruction
>>4033172This is a Coup d'état not a raid. We're gonna take over the existing government.
>>4033172"destroyed *yet*" theres a keyword there
>>4033092Like I said before, I don't feel the need. I've got other stuff to take care of and since things are going a bit slower than I anticipated, I'll probably be busy while you lot are dicking about.
>>4033177You’ve been saying raid this whole time. Everyone has>>4033182Whatever, destroyed or not just sitting around doesn’t suit me. I’m sure you want to do more than just play Sims City here
>>4033187Careful there drifter, the QM doesn't like it when players don't follow the script.
>>4033141How do you know you look anything like this universe's version of you? It could be a Yumigawa-Alberich situation where he is completely unrecognizable to you at this point in his life.
>>4033318He doesn't, but in typical Shi fashion, he thinks he can stroll up and do as he wishes with no consequences. In fact, if word get's out that someone claiming to be a god is roaming around sacking cities, the head honchos are going to be sending people like the geezer after us every other week. Nobody willingly let's go of their power without the threat of loss hovering over them.
>>4033036My strategy consists of summoning Shoggoths, getting them inside the city and letting the Guards come to them I will then desummon them.
>>4033187That's what the train is forThe Raid serves 2 puposes>Physical, we need fuel to kep the train running.>Emotional, we were attacked and want recompense.
>>4033538I understand the fuel but everyone came back from the dead except the other new guy that quit
>>4033621It's the principle of the thing. Eventually, we'll stay dead, and we can't be letting possible enemies running around now, can we?
>>4033650The situation seemed more like a case of bad writing than something that happens all the time. Chase and Terry think the attack was an excuse for the QM to flake
>>4033659There's a good bit of evidence supporting that theory. As a side note, Jackson's actions had a larger impact than those goons funnily enough.
>>4033650Actually, we won't stay dead eventually. Even if we don't get resurrected we'll just get re-isekaied at a later date.
>>4033672Impact indeed, considering the mess made.
>>4033736I'm glad someone got the joke.
>>4033739I would be undeserving of my status otherwise.
>>4033747I'm getting the feeling that some of the charter sheets need revising as they relate to the IQ department.
I read some shit, this is Carlos , I want to just mess around and not get backstabbed the brothers, I'm still alive?
>>4033905Yeah, you're still around. I think you were the first to get revived.
>>4033318It would be stupid for it to be an alternate unvierse version of me and not look the same. It doesn't matter if he looked different at this point in his life as long as he looked like me when he was my age. So I will look like a young version of him aka like one of his sons.
>>4033356First of all I doubt my deeds will go past this desert nation inless I do some major shit. Second of all I plan to replace the local son of Shi to not upset the balance of power. Third I'm not gonna say that I'm a god just one of the sons of Shi. Then forge a few documents to get myself legitimized show that I like the others legit sons I have part of his godly powers and presto bango im a legit son.
Rolled 84, 71, 91, 89, 34, 34, 8, 95, 65, 27, 46, 59, 59, 50, 47, 97, 92, 52, 79, 58 = 1237 (20d100)>>4032981>>4032981For my roll just making sure I'm safe, get away form the express and the brothers. Terry alive? I trust him. I mean if I'm around for this tell Shi he's a retard for thinking about cutting off the hose. I'll sit on a building like a gargoyle.
>>4034122Don't worry about me, I'm alive and chilling in the train. I've been sitting around for hours trying to play around with time and give people super speed
>>4034139So on the train. Who owns the train? I think it's Jackson. Does not matter much I just want my own transport, so I'm not hostage.
>>4034152Jackson owns the train, and unfortunately, we can't even go a mile away from it. If you were to leave the QM would just kill you again except this time your disappearance would be more random and unfair. Trust me, I know. After I get myself organized, I'll work on a way to get around this reverse restraining order.>>4033991>I just going to dispose of the man who rules this land>I'm not upsetting the balance of powerNever change Shi. Also, if you think taking over an entire city will go entirely unnoticed, you're sorely mistaken.
>>4034216I know that I have to stay near them. But I least, I got a mile of room. I'm a wizard so once I get a broomstick, I'm good.
>>4034225Actually, we only have about 330 feet.
>>4033135Q: Can Owen return to the normal realm?Hide in Shadows: AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 13A: YesQ: Is Nizbevi a human-only town?Odds: 50/50Roll: 100A: Critical NoCritical: cosmopolitanQ: Is the dwarven race dominant?Odds: Likely (Haruki's domain)Roll: 36A: Yes>>4033122Q: Can Shi pull up his pants?Odds: Has To BeRoll: 91 (3rd roll / minor action)A: YesQ: Can Shi cast Shadow Step?Willpower: AverageDifficulty: Above AverageRoll: 41A: YesQ: Rolling for an NPC (random event)Roll: 6A: Danny>>4033905Q: Can Carlos enter the city?Odds: 50/50 + 3 RS (racial bonus to cross borders) = Very LikelyRoll: 84A: Yes>>4033905Carlos takes Jackson's broom and takes off. He isn't entirely sure what direction he's going, but he's pretty sure that it's up. It's his first time flying in the air, so he's not too fast or precise, but he can keep up. The wind stings his face, but it doesn't seem to bother him too much. He tries to keep his balance by not looking down. He flies over the wall and lands gently on the roof of a small house. He sits there like a stone gargoyle.>>4033117For the most part, Nizbevi looks like its shadowy counterpart. The major difference is that the buildings are not broken, although everything looks muddy, dirty, definitely unsanitary, as is typical in desert towns. The building that you came out of looks identical. There's only one difference that you can tell, it's that an orange tree stands where there was odd plant shapes. The similarity between our plane and the Plane of Shadow is what makes it so convenient to travel.The population is made of various races, mostly dark-skinned humans and beastmen. Dwarves are a minority, but they all seem to wear fine clothes and own slaves. Slaves are easily recognizable from the metal collar they wear at the neck. They are often subjected to brutality, harsh food conditions and regular beatings. It's typical for dwarves to wear a ruff, and have their female slaves dressed in leather catsuits. The rest of the population seems to be very poor, and many people are clearly malnourished. It smells of spices and sweat. >>4033122>I pull my pants upSuccess.>I then use a shadow stepYour visualization fails: you are unable to use this power, although you feel you are close.Danny, the overweight priest, comes out of one of the passenger rooms, and walks up to Jackson, Shi and Emiya."Hello, friends!" he says, hesitantly. "How is your day going? Do you guys need my help with anything?"Photo: CC BY-SA, Veronique Debord
>>4034373Shadow step is part of the edgelord cheat. "You can teleport behind your foes." I was teleporting behind guards on top of the walls and then to people on the city.
Rolled 30, 72, 29, 99, 77, 27, 19, 38, 24, 6, 11, 21, 52, 74, 90, 36, 44, 89, 35, 80 = 953 (20d100)>>4034373I look to see if I can find a herbalist in town
>>4034252*990 Gotta remember that the train is anomalous!
Rolled 26, 6, 95, 45, 79, 42, 86, 22, 86, 23, 53, 82, 46, 90, 51, 1, 53, 28, 29, 79 = 1022 (20d100)>>4034373I actually make preparations from earlier>>4033029that I forgot to roll for, same specifications.Don't want to summon them just yet, Owen's still inside.
Rolled 38, 4, 80, 38, 57, 60, 76, 83, 14, 73, 12, 71, 37, 30, 87, 45, 7, 7, 95, 10 = 924 (20d100)>>4034373I'll practice my broom skills at least enough to stand on it. I'll look around for a clothing store. Am I still an edgelord? If I get to far away from the group, just tug the leash.
>>4034373Wait, did we have magic brooms on the train this whole time? If not then what's the difference between what Carlos did and what I did. We If the broom wasn't magical, then we both enchanted/imbued ordinary objects with magic but my process takes much longer. On that note, is the amulet done yet?
>>4035124He gets the advantage of Tropes.
>>4035151Things may be a bit fast and loose in this system but there is also a lot of internal consistency.
>>4035153Sorcerers and plucky homeless orphans get Magic Carpets, he's a Wizard so he gets a Broom.
>>4035159He's a sorcerer, we both have the same class. I think you're missing the point here, it's not the fact that he succeeded that's the problem.It's the speed at which it happened. It's taking me several hours to give someone peak human performance but it took him seconds to make a broom defy gravity. In addition, I created Redfield within one action in the last thread and yet when I attempt to do a similar feat, an offhanded quote from one of the oldest threads which takes place in a separate dimension keeps me from doing so in a timely fashion.
>>4035176huh, could swear he was a wizard
>>4035181Nah, he picked sorcerer and a cheat which was edgelord. Even if he was a wizard, that just gives you an undetermined + RS to creating wards and casting support spells.
>>4035191Nevermind, he's just a reality-bending bastard then.
>>4035197Have you ever considered that the theory of sifting slopes might be at play here?
>>4034122Before I shadow step away I look at Carlos with a sense of superiority and say to him "You're like a ant to me. You could never comprehend my actions. You are nothing more than a beast think purley on emotions. Just like me you have Edgelord but you seem to not fully comphrend it's abilities. "You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio." A mere mortal like yourself me read this text as "me can cut wrists, but no hurt", but an enlightend man such as myself knows that this means you can reabsorb any damage you inflict upon yourself by cutting meaning you can severe a body part or dick for this case and have it growback.
>>4035124>>4035153>>4035176>>4035176>>4035191>>4035203Niggas out here really be looking for consistency in forum roleplay.
>>4035203If anyone is complaining it should be the wizard class sucks ass.
>>4035176In defense, I know broomsticks fly I've seen witches do it.
>>4035225Don't start with me today, Chase. I'll grab your head and run it through a brick wall. Besides, this system is practically built around logic and consistency. >>4035226Maybe you should've read the subclass descriptions and made sure you understood each of them before choosing. Just a thought.
>>4035240There was no description the only thing QM told me is that Wizard uses IQ for spell casting.
>>4035233I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to do it. It's just that I've been sitting around for in-game hours making one magic item when you were able to do it in seconds despite us both having the same class. I'm not making any complaints against you.
>>4035248Check the first multiplayer thread.
>>4035240This system where the laws of reality are overwritten by cackling frog gods at random intervals? Spare me the outrage sorcuck.
>>4035257This was in the quest we where all gotta to murder eachother. I got the wizard sub class after asking for it from a god after QM told me only wizards can use their IQ for spellcasting.
>>4035258You say that, but I was quite literally gimped by an ancient post that was made by the QM before he even considered getting into the multiplayer scene. He himself utilized internal consistency when it suited him.
>>4035267I know when you got it Shi but I'm saying that clearly there is some overlap between the two.With that said, why are you complaining? If you can use your hotly contested "exceptional" IQ to cast spells, then what is so bad about your subclass?
>>4035233I can train you in the use of your gun if you help me take over the city.
>>4035250What are you making? The broom is not magic, but symbolic in flight and dark arts. Helps me like a wand. >>4035222"Jesus, I got a lot to learn."
>>4035292I have to learn the spells from a spell book or scrolls which are rare to encounter. So while you can just cast whatever you want with a high acting rank I have to scrounge around for books and scrolls that may or may not contain spells I want to use or suffer using a low acting rank.
>>4035299I already know that holding guns sides ways delivers killing blows. Don't take me for a child.
>>4035306I making a magic amulet for Max as payment for collecting some things for me.It gives him superhuman speed.>The broom is not magic, but symbolic in flight and dark arts. Helps me like a wand. So basically you weren't completely relying on it to fly. Fair enough, but still both wands and brooms need some sort of magic inside of them, otherwise they wouldn't do anything.
>>4035329I'm a wizard, I am the magic.
>>4035314Or, you could actually craft more intricate spells utilizing your IQ. In order to properly utilize your subclass, you need to be methodical and cerebral with your casting.>>4035328Neither of you are actually skilled in shooting guns. You can deal with that later but for now, your best bet is just teleporting behind an enemy and shooting them in the back of the head.
>>4035299But Shi, you don't know the first thing about using firearms you dunkass.
>>4035342>Or, you could actually craft more intricate spells utilizing your IQ. In order to properly utilize your subclass, you need to be methodical and cerebral with your casting.That might work.
>>4035339Sorcerer, and if that's the case then why bother with a wand or a broom if you think they're just ordinary pieces of wood? If it's all you then both of those things are just for show.
>>4035342>>4035344I have a Below Average Knowledge skill in all but the most esoteric and vague topics. This includs guns so I could teach him how to use a gun.
>>4035344Beat you to it, my good friend.>>4035348It would as long as the QM doesn't know it has the "Terry stamp of approval" or that I came up with the idea in general. Now that it's all in the open though, I give it about a 50/50 shot.
>>4035349It's symbolic. I'm not fucking with you or anything.
>>4035355Ok Batman>>4035359That's debatable in some instances but I don't think you're fucking with me.
>>4035349Actually, now that I think about it in the context of the rest of the stuff in these quests, it makes sense for that kind of thing to be easier to achieve and more effective. Things tend to have symbolic power and resonance with commonly understood ideas and connections, which is why flying with a broom would work easier than an artifact with no greater context within the space of human consciousness. >>4035357Can you stop with all this self martyring nonsense Terry? It's getting a bit tiresome to listen to you blather on about perceived injustices because you personally don't understand the reasoning of the qm.>>4035355This is actually fucking retarded. If you personally don't have a skill in firearms, you don't have the ability to lecture people about firearms use.
>>4035365I have a below avearge skill in firearms, knitting, and soccer because my strength gives me a below avearge skill in all of those.
>>4035365>Actually, now that I think about it in the context of the rest of the stuff in these quests, it makes sense for that kind of thing to be easier to achieve and more effective. Things tend to have symbolic power and resonance with commonly understood ideas and connections, which is why flying with a broom would work easier than an artifact with no greater context within the space of human consciousness. As reasonable as that sounds, magical artifacts are also tied with ordinary people powers. Sure a flying broom is more recognized than say the an amulet that gives people superhuman abilities but the concepts behind them are the same.>Can you stop with all this self martyring nonsense Terry? It's getting a bit tiresome to listen to you blather on about perceived injustices because you personally don't understand the reasoning of the qm.It seems that nebulous buff did more to sway you than I imagined. Do you know of the old saying, "And then they came for me"? You would do well to remember it.
OP are you gonna update today?
>>4035362>Sure a flying broom is more recognized than say the an amulet that gives people superhuman abilities but the concepts behind them are the same.The difference is if I give a broom too a peasant they can't use it to fly. Max is not a wizard, I think he took two cheats, so you have to invest your own mana into it.
>>4035777See Terry? Even God knows you're full of shit.
>>4035777Max has nothing to do with this, in fact he hasn't even come into contact with my creation. I'm the one making the artifact and as I stated before, you and I are both sorcerers. Shi is the only wizard here.>>4035786I see no gods. Chase, you've let your hatred consume you. You lack my vision and intelligence so instead you try to undermine my judgements and accomplishments in order to equalize our elevations.
>>4035816Who is truly unintelligent, the shitposter, or the one who feigns shitposting to obscure their own frustrations?
>>4035833How does a man decide in what order to abandon his life? We occupy the same schools of thought, up to a point. How did you let yourself get in this undignified situation?
>>4035816>I making a magic amulet for Max as payment for collecting some things for me.
>>4035839Yes but he isn't the one who's making it. You and I both took ordinary objects and used our magic to empower them and yet the results were much different in terms of the time it took to accomplish the task.
>>4035841Holy shit dude, let's agree to disagree.
>>4035835Simple, I haven't had the time to give this thread any thought beyonf off the cuff shitposting for the past few days, and as such am only paying enough attention to deliver a snappy reply. I simply don't have the time to argue about magic item creation shit all day long, but I'm glad you find yourself in a position to do so.
>>4035844I did that a long time ago.>>4035850Our engagement with this thread over the last few days has diminished but the time we have spent is comparable. Given both the timing and frequency of our posts, it would be fair to say that neither of us has room to criticize one another on how we spend our time.
>>4035856Say that before the bitching.
>>4035864I did and I didn't address the issue again until you brought it up hours later.
>>4035871 Sure a flying broom is more recognized than say the an amulet that gives people superhuman abilities but the concepts behind them are the same.When I read something like this I have to reply.
>>4035881I'll grant you that but this also means that I did not continue the argument with you after I had initially dropped it.
>>4035881Don't mind him, he's just being a dramawhore to fill time as usual.
>>4035892I picked it up. I already won this agreement in my mind. My point is pretty sound>>4035777I don't know how a few hours makes a difference. If you say something I don't agree with 100 years ago I would still call it out.
>>4035901I see you've avoided my reply once again. I have yet to meet someone who can stare reality in the face without attempting to dance around it. Did you really think that you could take up a position and abandon at the first sign of trouble?
>>4035910As was said before, we can agree to disagree.> If you say something I don't agree with 100 years ago I would still call it out.I can respect that.
>>4035919Respect, I like we can get heated over wizardry.
>>4034571Q: Is there a herbalist in this town?Odds: Near Sure ThingRoll: 99 (3rd roll)A: Critical NoCritical: This town doesn't have commodities storeRolling for ShiQ: Are there guards on the wall?Odds: A Sure Thing (Shi is the creator of this town, he knows best)Roll: 77A: Yes>>4034601Q: Can Carlos stand on the broom?Balance: Agility (Average)Difficulty: ExceptionalRoll: 38A: NoQ: Can Carlos stay on the broom?Agility: AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 4A: Critical YesCritical: Don't roll for this for the rest of the thread>>4034571You cannot find any herbalist. The town doesn't have much commodities, and no luxury shop.>>4034585I didn't describe your actions because they don't require rolling. Your actions are successful.>>4035124>On that note, is the amulet done yet?The ritual cannot be interrupted. Each round that you whine or express negative feelings, your mana is absorbed by etheric archons and vampiric thoughtforms.Knowledge (/x/): Knowledge from your homeboard /x/ fills your mind. By Law of Attraction, the more you are negative, the more you attract negative events. Leaving this negative cycle requires introspection to identify your emotional problems and work on getting rid of them. This demiurgic law is evil in nature because it keeps us trapped in the material body, yet it's real.>>4034510Redefining his enemies from moment to moment, Shi develops the power to shadow step everywhere. He blinks between the dimensions, transcending the concept of space. A wormhole opens between the Material Plane and the Plane of Shadow, creating a small sun core, symbol of his ancestral kami, which disintegrates immediately into a black hole. The dark, desert plains of the shadow realm unfold behind him. Shi emerges above the wall, then he plunges into a new wormhole and appears behind a random citizen of Nizbevi, who doesn't even notice him due to Shi's pseudo-ninjutsu racial competence. His speed is about one third the speed of sound.>>4034601Carlos attempts to stand on his broom, but it is too difficult. Losing his balance, he falls backward but quickly manages to grab the broom with one hand. His face turns pale and his heartbeat quickens. Air acrobatics is extremely dangerous.
>>4036445Wtf OP you're just gonna ignore what I write. I expected you to rewrite what happend when I shadow stepped unto the walls upoun the realzation that I meant I used the edglelord cheat to teleport behind people to get into the city not ignore what I said complety.
>>4036445In-game Terry and meta-Terry are two separate entities. In-game Terry couldn't even make an argument against the broomstick debacle because he was in his room working on the ritual, he wouldn't have been able to see anything that goes on outside of it. Since you want to respond to my legitimate criticisms in such a passive aggressive way instead of being transparent, I take great pleasure in telling you that you're aiding me further in this instance. That is of course if you'll actually be consistent with this "negative feelings and thoughts sap mana" bullshit as it applies to all casters and didn't just apply another one of your arbitrary penalties on me like you usually do.
>>4036445My third roll was a 29 tho...
Rolled 96, 91, 13, 31, 33, 35, 65, 43, 24, 45, 99, 82, 91, 69, 73, 25, 5, 7, 92, 9 = 1028 (20d100)>>4036445I'll stay low too the ground and practice standing on the broom. How are the people around me take this? I gonna need a charm for safe air stunts. I look around for birds.
>>4036537There actually is precedent for their being attitude penalties and considering that these characters are meant to be a conceptual representation of ourselves it makes sense that our own thoughts and actions have a connection to those of our psychic projections into the realm of the Platonic Demiurge.
>>4036644You don't need to keep putting nails in this man's coffin. Why does the third roll matter?
>>4036657it matters because he used the third roll you idiot, and the third roll was a 29 not a fucking 99
>>4036666Nice, I meant why is the third role so important. I'm not gonna look at your rolls. You sound like the catcher.
>>4036717Well its important because i need my drugs
>>4036745Yeah that's brutal missing a near sure thing. What kind of drugs we talking here?
I probably sold myself short on my mental stats besides IQ. I'll look compare our sheets.
>>4036761well the kinds that you forcefully inject into another's body to kill them
>>4036797You can inject dirt in someones vains and they would die. At least try,like me, to form sentences.
>>4036445Do edge lords have infinite ammo?
>>4036745Car 4 is for illegal and dangerous activities, get a curtain so that you don't see anyone else's business.
>>4036852You specifically asked me what kind of drugs, didnt think dirt was a drug but you do you
>>4036930At least your trying. I'll give you a stamp.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M20SfPdzlQ0I agree to disagree. Sounds like you need some fluoride to calm down.
>>4036644Chase I know you were too busy sucking dick to read my post properly so try again.>In-game Terry couldn't even make an argument against the broomstick debacle because he was in his room working on the ritual, he wouldn't have been able to see anything that goes on outside of it.
>>4036861The guns you summon come with ammo so you have virtually infintr ammo you just have to summon another gun when you're gun runs out.
Rolled 22, 94, 49, 86, 61, 33, 18, 75, 29, 55, 85, 31, 61, 9, 24, 27, 84, 52, 1, 76 = 972 (20d100)>>4036445I go up to abigail and say you don't cross a ganster bitch. I tilt my gun sideways and proceed to pop a cap in each of her kneecaps. As I do this I yell "Bang Bang." I then use edgelord's teleporting behind people abilty to get into the city.
>>4036445>>4036528>>4037093>then he plunges into a new wormhole and appears behind a random citizen of Nizbevi,Shi, I don't know what you're talking about. I actually described you using Edgelord to get into the city.
EPILOGUEA middle-aged man is sitting on a throne of skulls in a dark cavern, bored, his head resting on his fist. This is the god-king Shi. As hinted several times, Shi is only a weaboo nickname. His real-life name is actually Steve. A younger man appears behind the throne and walks in front of him. awkwardly because his pants are pulled down again. He has dark, greasy hair, pimples and a patchy moustache. (This is a purely fictional description of how I picture Shi in my head.)"Ah! So you have come. I knew that day would come. I was waiting for you. You are younger and faster than me, I won't resist. Do what you have to do."The young man is the player Shi. With his cheat "Edgelord", he can define anything as his enemy and then appear behind their back. That includes the possibility of defining the bank vault, the moon, the center of the universe or a god as his enemy, as "enemy" is a mere semantic designation and you can make anything into your enemy."Fuck you, old fuck."***Carlos spends his youth flying on a broom, exploring new lands and having a lot of fun. Because of his low IQ, it takes him 50 years to understand how to use Edgelord. Eventually, he teleports behind Shi."Ah! So you have come. I knew that day would come. I was waiting for you. You are younger and faster than me, I won't resist. Do what you have to do."The old man Carlos walks slowly in front of Shi. Shi's eyes open widely."B... But... You're not me... Who are you?"***All of those events were foreseen by Chase, because the cheat Death Count gives him complete omniscience. He knew the weaknesses of everyone, the weakness of the universe, the weakness of apotheosis. A smug smile comes to his face. He closes his eyes and destroys Carlos with a single thought.***A version of Mark who didn't lose his cheat After-Effect enters into contact with the rare, improbable version of himself who has outsmarted and enslaved all of the other party members. This alternate Mark has used the brains of his former friends as a farm to own all of their cheats. He then spent the rest of his extended lifetime travelling from universe to universe to share his power with all the alternate Marks. His actions are, of course, highly unethical, but he has justified it as acting for the greater good of the multiverse. This Mark is even more powerful than Chase because he owns more cheats. He even owns an organic computer made from several interconnected brains of Chase, kept docile with various drugs, which gives him an effective IQ of 200.***The true god Azathoth is sleeping in the center of the universe, at the end of time. In a former life, countless eons ago, he was born as the human Jackson. That was before he slowly transformed himself into his ultimate form and spread memetic, poetic destruction to every planet that he visited. Sometimes, for entertainment, he dreams of his former friends and tortures them for a few thousands of years.
>>4034571Q: Describe the shop/pol/ generator: 30722999 (first 4 rolls)https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/130712001/#130722999"By 2100 the ruins of South Africa will be sparsely inhabited by cannibal ghouls. It'll make Fallout look nice in comparison, I'm not even kidding."Q: Is the herborist "friendly"?Odds: 50/50Roll: 27A: Yes>>4036633Q: Can Carlos keep his balance?Balance: AverageDifficulty: Average + 2 RS (repeated action) = HighRoll: 96A: Critical NoCritical: he fallsQ: Does anyone care about Carlos flying around?Odds: 50/50Roll: 13 (3rd roll, right?)A: YesQ: Describe their feelingsRolls: 31, 33A: Heal of LiesLie: disbeliefThey think Carlos is a UFO>>4036631EPILOGUE ERASEDThis improbable epilogue was a consequence of Nizbevi not having an herborist shop, from Owen's 3rd and 4th rolls being mixed up. An impossible reality. Owen, possessor of Kek's Blessing, corrects his roll and erases all of that. The reason is not that he had predicted any those events, but that he wanted to buy drugs at the herborist. He pushes the store doors, which makes small bells rings."Welcome, sahib!"The herborist shop "Cannabis Corpse" is decorated with the theme of cannibal ghouls, that would make Fallout look nice in comparison. I'm not even kidding. A crucifix is burning in the corner; urns of zombie blood, fermented brain and severed ears are scattered around. The highlight of the store is a grotty old butcher's cart covered with bloodstains, and adorned with several dead flesh-bags. It smells of various herbs and dead flesh.>>4036633Carlos tries to keep his balance on the broom, but he falls face-first in the mud. People around him don't really believe their eyes, because a flying man is unheard of. Rumours are spreading that Carlos is a UFO.There are no birds except vultures circling the town.
Rolled 69, 54, 70, 71, 20, 2, 30, 9, 84, 56, 75, 7, 38, 91, 43, 37, 51, 30, 68, 60 = 965 (20d100)>>4036445I shadow step behind each of the heads of the noble houses in Nezbevi. I cast charm person on each of them and tell them to help me overthrow the king in exchange for more land in the city. I tell them to use their combined forces to surround the place and capture the king and to bring the king to the city center with a guillotine. I then make them pledge loyalty to me as their new king.
>>4037221In medical times the king's army was made up of the armies of his vassals'. By convincing them to join my side I can take over the city with virtually no resistance.
Rolled 64, 39, 78, 67, 24, 44, 25, 46, 63, 74, 82, 38, 41, 96, 82, 7, 56, 21, 46, 64 = 1057 (20d100)>>4037135“Alright, fuck it lets go find something to do. This is taking way too long. Terry can just summon us when it’s done”I put the tar wand in the machine
Rolled 24, 87, 95, 51, 74, 89, 73, 45, 86, 32, 3, 39, 41, 76, 32, 75, 45, 27, 6, 83 = 1083 (20d100)>>4037135I keep cleaning the other parts of the train, and put up a Do not Disturb sign on the last car.Once Owen is out, it's partytime.
Rolled 17, 72, 51, 12, 50, 70, 97, 59, 63, 43, 11, 11, 75, 89, 40, 12, 78, 35, 18, 97 = 1000 (20d100)>>4037135I walk inside and say,"No idea what you called me but nice decor, got any poisons?"
>>4037280Sorry for keeping you, im just tryna get some poisons before we do something to the city??? I dont know what we're planning to do anyways
>>4037284Ask them to kindly explain what the fuck they wanted to happen by attacking us, and either get an apology and some fuel, or raid the town, take everything flammable and not priceless, and run.
>>4037284I was going to have you guys help me take over the city, but seeing as you are all incompetent or or not willing to help I'm just going to do it myself.
>>4037296We want Owen to be ready for the carnage Dipshit.
>>4037300What carnage ass wipe.
>>4037306The ensuing chaos as they inevitably refuse to apologize and give us fuel because grimdark, fire upon us, and my summoned monsters break in and wipe the floor with them.
>>4037316I'm about to take over the city so you better not destroy everything. The king and the diplomat who took your shit will be executed and you will be allowed to buy fuel.
>>4037326Only Resistors shall be harmed, and the only loot taken flammable objects.
>>4037349How about you just don't take anything and instead we'll give you fuel officially for helping to find corrupt members of the king's court aka the diplomat. I can't afford to look weak and let a bunch of adventurers steal my wood.
>>4037353But you're one of the adventurers. Just say that we get the fuel by right of conquest.
Rolled 57, 2, 17, 26, 74, 22, 20, 67, 85, 90, 36, 53, 49, 81, 32, 3, 1, 88, 37, 37 = 877 (20d100)>>4037135I shadow step the mud off, using an onlooker."This shows not free" I put more mana into the broom and try some more.My IQ will be my downfall.
>>4011541>>4037135Edits too my stats and pic, if it's allowed. I've shot some guns before but, never had to maintain them.That won't be problem when I can summon more. Agility: A. AveragePerception: Average(This is probably below average, if I don't have my glasses, I can't see fine details like the outline of leaves. I may be deaf to some tones.Memory: Normal Intuition: ExceptionalWisdom:HighWillpower:Average
>>4041063what does that mean?
>>4041078L33T speak for later serds.
>>4041111Well, another thread bites the dust it seems multiplayer mythic threads are doomed to fail.
>>4041143I thought mythic was the system. I QM seems like a pushover, he's just running shit though a program. How the fuck am I a UFO, if they know I'm a person. That's a HFO.
>>4041386I've been a QM in a multiplayer mythic quest before and it isn't easy. Mythic is a system like DND so Wuxian has to calculate everything which means looking at character stats, coming up with opposing stats, looking at the rolls and table to see the results, and then interpreting the results for each and every player to write fluff. Being a QM takes a lot of time and effort it would take me about 2 hours per post to calculate six people's actions and write the fluff. The long and short of it is that running a mythic quest for multiple players is way too time-consuming for any QMs not to get burnout.
>>4041386There is software that seems to be able to automate the process of calculating if I can find a working one I might try my hand at QMing again.
>>4041446DND is dogshit easy but, I understand my IRL friends are retards. And if you tell them too add a 5 too there roll, it takes like 20 seconds.
Well found a website that can automate QMing for the most part. So I'm going to try my hand at QMing again tomorrow starting from where my last thread left off. http://www.evilgenius.org.nz/blackmagic.html
>>4041477You mean on that site or on here but using that site?
>>4042571Just checked, it's the latter I'm assuming
>>4042757Here's the new quest