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Hit prepares for his departure with the two demons practically tied to him.
As he enters his ship you also ask him to describe the situation to Champa and to ask him nicely not to destroy either of them as that'd go against Zenos orders.
With a nod of acknowledgement the assassin enters his ship with the two demons in tow and swiftly takes off.


"Thank god they're gone!"
Beerus sighs with relief.
"Those two were a thorn in my side for far too long!"


"I guess you were very popular with them-"


"You have no idea.
Practically every week I had to deal with these clowns!"


"Wow... Talk about suicidal.
Hey... come to think of it, how do you KNOW that?
Doesn't the time reset affect you?"


"Oh please, I'm a god.
I'm beyond such trivial things.
And speaking of trivial I'd like to request you get the hell off my planet before Goku and Vegeta notice you!
Those two idiots can make a fine mess on their own and don't need your assistance..."


Normally you'd be a bit offended by someone just straight up insulting you like that but even you are willing to give a Destroyer some leeway.
And besides, you really got no place being here since your job is done.
"A'ight. Just let me figure out how this thing works first-"


You stare at the crystal Whis gave you as a reward.
Rolling it between your fingers you start thinking about how to use and secure it so you don't loose it under any circumstances.
In a brilliant stroke of pure genius you shove the magical mcguffin into the carved piece of wood that Dende gave you.
"There! The Supreme N-word pass of safe passage!
A'ight! See ya!"


With the help of your new amulet you manage to open a portal straight to Earth and arrive safely at Capsule Corp. in the blink of an eye.
The earthlings you left behind almost fall out of their chairs in utter shock as you step through the wormhole.
"Hey guys! I'm back!"


They fail to make a sound for a solid minute before Tien looks down and rolls up his sleeve to look at his watch.
"What was that? Two hours?"


"Yeah man! What the hell?!"
Yamcha shouts.
"Oh wait! I get it! You came to ask for backup!"


"Nope.
Already done. Case closed.
Honestly it could've been much faster if we didn't get lost in Hell."


They exchange a look of utter confusion.
"When was the last time we wrapped something up this quick?"


"I'd say never.
Usually the big fight with the main asshole takes longer than that.
How the hell do you do that?"


>Trade secrets friends. Can't share 'em
>We go in, shoot first, ask questions later
>Give them every bit of detail
>Other?
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>>4109884
>>We go in, shoot first, ask questions later
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>>4109884
>Give them every bit of detail
it's not always this quick, this time we had a good plan and some luck
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>>4109884
>Give them every bit of detail
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>>4109884
>Give them every bit of detail
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>>4109884
>>Give them every bit of detail
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Okay
>writing
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New reader that just caught up here.
You made a pretty fun quest, QM.
I'm looking forward to the next arc

New Vadosbro reporting in for duty!
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"It's not always this quick.
Usually we plan things out, execute them and then things go tits up.
Today we got lucky and managed to sucker punch them so hard we won in like a second."

You then tell them exactly how you managed to screw the demons and what happened to them afterwards.
Needless to say, as acclimated to bullshit as these guys are even they were shocked to hear about your dealings with the two Zenos.

"HOT DAMN!"
Krilling shrieks.
"Didn't realize things were this bad!
You should consider yourself lucky that you got out of that so easily!"

"Indeed-"
Tien backs him up.
"The Zenos are unpredictable at best.
I don't know if I could keep my composure meeting them face to face like that."

"Nah!
As scary as they are Zenny and Zenny are pretty easy to get a read on.
They're like children, really bad at hiding what's on their mind. The only problem is that they have more powerful than your average kid."
Your fellow humans stare at you dumbly.
"What?"

"D-Did you just call them Zenny?"
Bulma asks.

"Yeah. Why?"

"Figures...
Anyway I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we're glad this is over with.
A time traveling demon is the last thing we'd want to deal with!"
Oh... if only they knew.
"So, does that mean you're returning home now?"

"Not yet."
You lean back on your chair and look up at the ceiling.
"I've been thinking about checking out this Earth now that I basically got the A-Okay from Beerus."
As you throw yourself forward you land with a loud thump and lean forward with a big grin on your face.
"And besides! After doing you guys dirty like that I got some favors to pay back!"

"Oh no! Don't worry about that!
From what we heard it sounds like we would've just gotten in your way."
Krillin wastes no time to start and protest the idea but the others quickly shut him off.

"Hey no fair Krillin!
Don't speak for the rest of us!"
Yamcha in particular is very adamant about this.
"We got ourselves a prime opportunity to train and you're just gonna throw it away? Nuh-uh!"

Looks like he's really raring to go!
But there is a place and a time to punch things and this is neither.
First off you'll need a suitable location.

"Hey Bulma.
It's a shot in the dark but is there any place where we could cut loose a little?"

"Knock yourselves out.
We got several gyms and some very specialized rooms in the building.
Vegeta is quite the fitness nut."

"Yeah, I imagine.
But just out of curiosity what sort of "special" rooms do you have?
Must be pretty impressive to hold a Saiyan..."

"Well there's the Gravity Room-"

"Excusemewat?"
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"Yeah after dad built one for Goku he asked me to make one for him, only it can go several hundred times normal gravity.
I didn't mean you should use it but it's easily the most reinforced room in the building."

"Okay... time out!
How much more advanced are you guys than us?!"

"Don't know.
Got nothing to compare it to.
But it's pretty much been always like this here.
My dad was a world famous scientist who invented a lot of things like capsules or hover cars. Come to think of it, many great scientists came from his generation.
Gero, Wheelo-"

"You're seriously calling Gero a great scientist?!"

"He built your wife didn't he?"

"Poooint taken..."

"And I'm no slouch myself! Saiyan tail prosthetics, lasers, the reverse engineering of saiyan armor, scouters and ships, the dragon radar!
Hell a version of me once invented a time machine!
So... I guess your universe is not like that at all."

"No.
Any one of those things would make all of our greatest minds that ever lived cream their pants.
The only two things that I've noticed we're better at aren't much. I noticed how you prefer minimalist things, like spherical buildings while we think "more is better".
So we got skyscrapers and fancy things out the ass as we try to outdo each other."

"HEY!
We got sky scrapers as well!"

"Well, yeah.
But we have more, almost commonplace really. And our cities are much bigger. Even this city feels more like a town.
The other thing is that we seem to have more erm... common sense?
Like I get the feeling that Hit could walk into a bar and nobody would bat an eye. But at home if he showed up on the streets he'd get shot for being an alien!"

"I... can't deny that.
Sometimes it feels like people are REALLY dumb.
Hell, Vegeta originally came as an alien invader. They turned an entire city into a glass floor and now nobody even knows what a Saiyan even is."

"I guess that's the trade off.
We are generally more intelligent, but when it comes to smart people you blow us out of the water."

"That's probably a good way to rationalize it."

>Speaking of Saiyans though... Do you guys know about Gokus family?
>So uh... what's it like? Living with a Saiyan I mean.
>And what are you up to nowadays? Just... sciencing?
>Okay! Enough chit-chat! Let's make a man out of you fools!
>Other?
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>>4109987
>And what are you up to nowadays? Just... sciencing?
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>>4109987
>And what are you up to nowadays? Just... sciencing?
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>>4109987
>Speaking of Saiyans though... Do you guys know about Gokus family?
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>>4109987
>>Speaking of Saiyans though... Do you guys know about Gokus family?

god i wish Raditz was relevant, i always felt he was under utilized in DBZ. That and i think he had a bitchin design.
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>>4109987
>>Speaking of Saiyans though... Do you guys know about Gokus family?
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>>4109987
>Speaking of Saiyans though... Do you guys know about Gokus family?
>And what are you up to nowadays? Just... sciencing?
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>>4109987
>Speaking of Saiyans though... Do you guys know about Gokus family?
I can't resist this potential hook.
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>>4110006
he probably spent more time sleeping in an attack pod traveling then he did training and fighting and he was still 3 times stronger than goku
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Name dropping Radish and Bardock it is with just a hint of casual talk with Bulma
>writing
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"Speaking of Saiyans... do you guys know Gokus family?"

"I mean duh.
He lives with Chichi, he has two kids, all of whom are close friends-"

"KRILLIN!"

*ahem*
"I meant his parent."

"Oh Grampa Gohan?
Never met the guy but Master Roshi could tell you a whole lot about him.
Apparently he was a pretty big deal back in the day. Now he's chilling with King Kai and Fortuneteller Baba."
Krillin continues and this time you actually slap yourself in the face.

"Okay... I'll rephrase AGAIN!
The ones that have tails!"

"Oh Raditz!"

"Finally!
Can you tell me more about him?"

"Yeah he was kind of a bastard.
Just showed up out of nowhere one day saying: "Hurr durr I'm your brother also I'm an alien!"
And after Goku refused to join him and his cronies he kidnapped Gohan.
It took Piccolo teaming up with Goku to take him down, two of the strongest people around at the time... And Goku still died!"

That about checks out.
"And what about Gokus biological parents?
Anything you can tell me about them?"

"Apparently they died when Frieza took out Planet Vegeta."
Tien answers your question.
"But if their son is anything to go by then they must've been some "proper saiyans".
So not much has been lost."

"They still produced Goku... and don't be so sure about that."
That gets a few curious humms out of the group.
"Y'see... I kinda omitted how we kinda sorta met those two down in Hell."
Both Tien and Krillin let out a very, very sharp HA.
"And while I agree about Raditz being a little shit Gokus dad actually didn't seem that bad."

"Hoooleee shit...
You're serious?"

"Deadly.
Guys name's Bardock.
And while he WAS in Hell and all things considered, he probably deserved to be there as well... but-"
You take your time to properly phrase that.
"It looks like he's very accepting of his situation. He understands that he did bad and now he's receiving his just punishment.
Unlike Raditz, who's trying to escape, he seems content just being there and taking it.
He was surprisingly helpful too for a guy in hell."

The guys seem concerned at the very least, but the one most shocked by this piece of information is Bulma.
"Y-You sure he's Gokus father?"

"Raditz called him dad."
You shrug.
"And if that's not enough he looks like a carbon copy of Goku. I'm not even exaggerating. Like a clone.
Only... less friendly and more menacing. Covered in scars like some sort of a war veteran."
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>>4110082
>"And if that's not enough he looks like a carbon copy of Goku. I'm not even exaggerating. Like a clone. Only... less friendly and more menacing. Covered in scars like some sort of a war veteran."

I mean, there WAS that one weirdo with the stupid world-eating tree...
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>>4110093
Don't forget Black.
Or Goten.
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She takes a deep breath and looks at Krillin and the others, but mostly Krillin.
"I don't think he should know about that.
Do we agree?"

"Yeah.
No objections here."

"Are you guys for real?
Gokus dad is in Hell!
I get that you wouldn't want to resurrect the guy but at least he deserves to KNOW!"

"Dude..."
Krillin puts a hand on your shoulder.
"Goku had a brother, a brother that tried to kill him, kill his son and kill us! That's before and AFTER Goku tried to forgive him. He doesn't need to know he has a dad in hell...
Especially after what happened to his other one-"

"W-what do you mean?"

"You see...
Grampa Gohan, the man who raised Goku died when a giant monster attacked him.
That giant monster was-"

The image of a monkey flashes in your mind.
"Goku."

"Yeap.
We tried to keep it from him but he did eventually find out.
As a kid he accidentally killed his grampa. Luckily by that time he was an adult but it still hurt him.
Trust me, he doesn't need baggage like that. Especially now that he has a family to worry about."

"Oh please!
Like Son gives that much attention to his family!
But... it's true that it is a touchy subject."

"Okay okay! Got the message!
No bringing up dead pappys"
Yet.
"So how about we change the subject? Bulma... what do you... you know, do?
Just sciencing all day? Or do you live off of your patents?"

"A bit of both.
But nowadays I'm focusing more on being a mother. Tinkering is now something I do just as a hobby.
And even then I'm mostly just making toys."

"For your kids?"

"Erm... sure.
That and I'm trying to break into the gaming market. But I do make sure my kids get them of course!"

"What?
Your monopoly is not big enough?"

"Now listen here mister! I've earned the greatest awards the scientific community has multiple times! I invented things that changed how people live their lives!
But once you reach the top there's nowhere to go but down.
So I've been trying my hand at different things... to feel the rush! And making toys seemed like the best course of action.
Free toys for the kids, I make kids happy and I can occupy myself when I'm not busy caring for Bulla.
Luckily Vegeta and even Trunks seem to really like the baby so I got a lot more free time now!
Oh... but speaking of toys! I got to show you something!"
She starts rummaging through a metal box containing various capsules until she finally finds the one she was looking for.
"Aha! Behold!"

She tosses the little thing out and with a puff of smoke it explodes into... a figure.
At first you can't really make out what it is but when you do, you're at a loss for words.
"What is this?"

"I call them Hero Capsules!
Each one has a collectible fighter in it you can use to battle others in an interactive video game!"

"I-Is this... me?"

"W-Well I needed more variety in the figures and you seemed like a perfect choice!
Well? what do you say?"

>Good idea
>My lawyers will feast upon your flesh tonight
>Gimme!
>Other?
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>>4110117

>Good idea
>Gimme!
>Watch out for the kai in my universe trying to sue you they kinda own my public image
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>>4110122
+1
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>>4110122
Supporting.
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>>4110122
supporting
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>>4110122
Supportan
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>>4110122
>supporting
Oh we have to tell her about our TV show and alternate persona.
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Okay! I'm home. Which means I no longer have to rely on my last remaining mobile data to post!
Nice write-in
>>4110122

I'll get right to it
>writing

>>4109967
Hi.
It's always a pleasure to see new readers
However you'll have to forgive me for not responding sooner
Replying to everyone from the phone is hard
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>>4110175
Np
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"Huh... neat!"

"You like it?"

"Yeah! I think it's a good idea.
And you say these are for some sort of a game?"

"Well yes, but it's not too fleshed out yet.
However if you're not interested in that you could just collect and trade them or use them as decoration."
She then reaches forward and helps you flip the thing around.
"See here? There is a button you can press."
As soon as you touch the thing it begins to holo project some text and some numbers.
"Each one has a small chip in it that keeps track of the figures stats. You can upgrade them with points you earn while playing.
And if you fulfill some criteria you can turn in the figure for an upgraded one."

You stare at it and only BARELY manage to keep your jaw in place.
"This is so fucking unfair!
I normal hate shitty gacha games but this one looks so cool! Mostly because it's not just a jpeg."

"I'm glad you like it.
You use up to six figures at once and use the individual stats and abilities of the figures to do battle.
I modeled yours to be a fast, hard hitting one that can't take many hits. With a bonus that it gets when fighting enemies stronger than itself."

"C-Can I keep it?"

"Sure! I got like a ton more ready to be capsuled!
I just wanted to know if it's okay with you if I used your likeness-"

"Oh I wouldn't worry about me!
It's our Supreme Kai you should be worried about.
He made this animated cartoon about me and he MIGHT try to sue you since he owns my public image."

"Oh I'm not afraid of some lousy Kai!
But uuuh.. what sort of a cartoon are you talking about?"

"It's about my alter-ego The Slayer.
The show is about my adventures in the Makai when I was slaying demons.
Remember that mask I showed you? I used that to mask my identity. Put it around my face like that.
And that's basically how the Slayer looks."

"Oh that's perfect! I was looking for something like that!
Because I couldn't think of an evolved form for your figure and as you can see this is a bit outdated!
I gotta write this down!"
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>>4110122
Support!

>>4110156
Support combo! See if we can’t get an early exclusive for our biggest fan.
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>>4110216
Is the figure from before we got swole?
if so, holy shit that's a collector's item.
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>>4110224
Yeah that form only lasted like a month or two at most
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>>4110224
Ye, back when you didn't look like Koga after he started bulking
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>>4110231
Oh man are we just Koga but with Kure eyes?
Sick.
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But as Bulma begins to frantically take notes while bombarding you with questions regarding the details of said show, a pair of new figures enter the room catching her off guard and snapping her out of her zeal.
"Trunks! I thought I told you to watch your sister!"

"We were.
She was still sleeping while we were playing in her room.
But Papa came home from training, said he wanted to watch over her instead."

*phew*
"I still have to get used to that."

"Vegeta not the most ideal parent?"

"Well... you could say that.
But he has his charm. After he went through his "I wanna be a Super Saiyan" phase and the mess with the androids concluded, he did stay and raised Trunks with me.
And now he's practically infatuated with Bulla.
Speaking of which-"

She pauses as the two boys finally get close enough to say hi.
You then notice the boy standing next to the purple haired little lad and you almost drop the toy figurine in your hand.
It's Goku. Another fucking Goku. But this time he's chibi. But before you could stare at him for too long Bulmas kid notices you.

"Hmmmmm? Who are you?
I've never seen you bef-"
*GASP*
"Where did you get that? I've never seen that one before!"
He points at your toy.

"Oh? You don't see the resemblance?"
Raising the thing up to your face, you grin.
"I'm Eric. And you must be Trunks. Nice to meet you."

"Duuuude! Mom made a figure out of you?
Hmmmmmm.... you don't look too strong."

"Hahaha! Looks can be deceiving!"
Looking over at the little guy you greet him as well.
"Oh hello there! Say... you look a lot like someone I know.
Is your dad Goku?"

"I'm... Goten."

"Hey there Goten.
And yes, yes he is.
Say Mister. Are you the guy who beat up my brother?"

>Yes
>No
>Other?
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>>4110250
>Yes
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>>4110250
>Yes
Ok let's not show Goten the eyes of the thing that turned his mom into an egg and stepped on her.
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>Yes, but he earned it for half assing his training. If he had actually put his all into his training then I wouldn't have needed to beat him up.
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>>4110250
>>Yes
but he gave quite some trouble, he is really strong
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>>4110250
>Yes

>YES IT WAS ME who beat up your brother. What are you going to do about it
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>>4110262
Do not not put down the kid’s brother while saying he deserved it. That’s a dick move.
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>>4110259
+1
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>>4110250
>>Yes
What fucking Chad genes Bardock had that the second kids of the two generations after look exactly like him.
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>>4110308
Very, very strong ones
>writing
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>>4110308
But it also does remind me of something
>Bardocks balls made such potent stuff that they managed to practically clone him two generations down the line
>Goku: Bardock Jr
>Goten: Bardock Jr Jr
>Gohan?
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>>4110315
Gohan was the Raditz, born with way more latent power than the Goku but fucked it up.
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>>4110308
>forgetting Goku Jr.
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>>4110319
I purposedly forgot that annoying chromatic aberration.
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>>4110250
>Yes
>...he didn't take it too hard, did he?
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"Yes. Yes I did."

"Oh cool!"

"Whoa. You really beat Gotens brother?
But he's like super strong and... well you're not."

"Hehe! Well kids, it's not about who's stronger.
Sure, he was bigger and meaner than me. Wasn't enough for me to loose!
Because it's this that matters!"
You start tapping your head.

"Headbutts?"

"No Goten, he means smarts."

"Oh... I-I knew that!"

"Well... I know how hard it is to imagine stuff.
So how about I show it to you instead?"
Standing up from your chair you look at the others.
"Well fellas? I did promise you a training session, didn't I?
How about we combine business with pleasure and give these two a good show while we're at it?"

"Heh.
You had me at training."

"Yeah! Me too!"
Tien and Yamcha jump at the opportunity and so does Krillin, just so he doesn't get left out.

"H-Hey! Wait for me!"

*sigh*
"I'll open the gravity room.
Just try not to wreck it. Vegeta may not use it much but Trunks likes playing in it-"

Bulma takes you to the chamber where you and the three other humans enter and start assuming your positions.
Once the doors close you walk away from the three guys and start stretching while sharing some words of wisdom with them.
"Okay. We're gonna keep it simple.
All of you against all of me. No gravity manipulation, no handicaps, no nothing.
So if you have any weighted clothing or other such nonsense please take it off now."

"Sorry pal but we're not using anything like that.
So we're as ready as we can get!"

"Yeah.
I've been itching for this for a while now.
Can we start yet?"

"Can we not?"

>Okay, we'll just do a few exercises. Nothing too crazy
>A little spar should be good enough. Come at me however you wish
>Here's what you're aiming for! (Transform)
>Other?
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>>4110353
>Here's what you're aiming for! (Transform)
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>>4110353
>A little spar should be good enough.Come at me however you wish.
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>>4110353
>Here's what you're aiming for! (Transform)
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>>4110353
>Here's what you're aiming for! (Transform)
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>>4110353
>Here's what you're aiming for! (Transform)
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>>4110353
>Push them to their limits, then transform to show them the potential they can reach if they stop trying to be Saiyans and explore their own paths instead.
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>>4110367
I like this
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>>4110353
>Here's what you're aiming for! (Transform)
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>>4110367
Hmmmmmmm
Not sure I'll use this yet, but I am tempted

Let's see the dice and we'll decide later
Best of 4
DC: 09 Crit: 14
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Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>4110367
>Stop trying to be saiyans
>But do get a transformation
>>4110401
Zenny bless this roll
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Rolled 13 (1d21)

>>4110401
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Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>4110401
Here goes.
>>4110404
Ho boy
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>>4110404
Wow rude
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Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>4110401
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Rolled 9 (1d21)

>>4110401
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Vegeta is going to show up at some point isn't he
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>>4110416
>>4110413
Don't worry, Anon got us covered

>>4110469
Considering he can only sense the "Beta males", no
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>>4110477
I love that our Kefla would say and mean that completely unironically. It's a very fulfilling sort of feel.
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>>4110469
Maybe if the kids decide to try fighting us as Gotenks he might show up.
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"Alright guys listen up!
I'm going to go ham right now and I'm not planning on stopping anytime soon.
Any objections?"

"Actually I-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyv2QxmcnFc

Without letting the baldie finish you kick off and start by punching him in the gut hard enough to throw him against the reinforced wall of the room and make him bounce off of it.
The others quickly realize that you're serious about this and ready themselves just in time for when it's their turn on the chopping block.
But even with such an advantage they have very little chance of actually mounting a resistance against your ruthless onslaught.

Yamcha begins circling around you, looking for an opening like a wild beast hunting for prey while Tien opts for a more straightforward approach.
Tossing off his robes he grows an extra pair of hands from his back in the hopes that they'd offer him some added defense.
You smirk at the very notion.
Lowering your posture as if you're preparing to lunge at Tien, you lure Yamcha into a trap and quickly turn around when he gets within striking distance.
Driving your palm into the underside of his jaw you manage to flip him over and make him hit the ground with the back of his head.

"DAMN IT!"
Tien yells as he points his four index fingers at you.
He charges up a decent amount of energy in his fingertips and fires them off all at once.
"NEO DODON BARRAGE!"

He fires off several energy blasts in quick succession, each one packing quite a punch. But you've seen a trick like that before.
You could open up a portal and send them all back but... that wouldn't prove your point.
So you instead start swatting the beams away like buzzing flies, occasionally sending one or two back at the sender.
This goes on for a while until Tien literally exhausts and bleeds himself out and he falls to his knees.

"And that's about-"

"DESTRUCTO DISC!"
You hear the whooshing sound of a projectile being thrown at you.
When you turn around you see the buzzing circular saw like thing flying towards you at alarming speeds.
Assuming your stance you focus for a brief moment before throwing out a punch which shoots out like a bullet.
The Flash Fist Crush then neatly breaks the disc in half, causing it to loose cohesion and fall apart shortly afterwards.
"Oh nooooooooo-"
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"Now... I'm almost thinking about scolding you for throwing something so dangerous out...
But has that ever killed anyone? Aside maybe the user itself?"

"N-No..."

"I thought so."
You look up from the result of your little outburst and shake your head.
"You guys are still stuck in that same old mentality. You can't outrice the Chinese! So stop trying to outswole the Saiyans!
Instead try and find your own path. Use the ONE muscle you got over the monkeys!"
Tapping your head you begin concentrating.
"LIKE SO!
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
As you transform Yamcha and Tien nearly choke on their own tongue as your image burns into their minds.
"There! THIS is what you're looking for!
Now... Let's get down to business!"
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And I'm afraid I have to quit it here
I got an appointment with my barber tomorrow morning so I gotta call it quits early
So I'll just leave you with this image as an apology

Next time we'll move onto actually educating the 'umies and maybe some shenanigans with the boys
I don't know when that'll be though. Maybe Monday if my new boss will let me leave early
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>>4110566
thanks for the run boss
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>>4110566
Good luck and Thx for the run.
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>>4110315
fucked up that goku mpregged yamcha
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>>4110566
Thanks for the run!
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God now I can't shake the feeling that when the time comes mister Waku Waku will be there to study Eric and his techniques...
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>>4112718
UwU OwO
Ok
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>>4110495
Hmm, I wonder if we could survive Gotenks? I suppose we could maybe put the hurt on while he was clowning around. Otherwise....eh, nah. Could maybe put up a fight against anything below SSJ3, if we pulled out all the stops.
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>>4113844
If we could beat Ultimate Gohan while we were way weaker we can totally beat Gotenks now with some elbow grease. Hit's style will work just as fine on them as with everyone else and they've never seen it in action. And if we pull out Majin mode, oh boy, that's gonna spook them real good.
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>>4113890
Eh... Gotenks might not hit as hard as Gohan but he's also a much more unconventional fighter
His wacky toolbox would definitely be more trouble than Jobhans
But yeah, it'd likely be a win simply with just the sheer gap in experience
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So, anons, I had a decent (I think) idea. Now that we have (largely) unfettered access to our sister universe, and the alternate earth, why don't we ask Bulma to give our sweet little Genius with a capital G daughter some tutoring? Bulma's probably got like, 50 IQ points on any scientist from our earth, and honestly, I feel like we should be getting our daughter some sort of education, otherwise that insane genetically engineered Tuffle intellect is probably gonna stagnate. Also, at least being around Trunks, Gotenks and whatever Krillin's daughter's name was would give her some friends around her (mental) age. Was getting worried about her cooped up on our planet.
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>>4115322
Maron, with 1 "r" of 18 will castrate you
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And one more thing
I don't know how fast I'll be able to get home but I'll try my best to notify you in advance
Sadly this week will be hectic like that while I get used to the new place
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Bulma and the two kids outside stare intently at your display, but it is the three in there with you that are loosing their collective shits about this.

„K-Krillin-”
Yamcha mutters.
„Is this what it was like when you first saw it?”

„Y-yeah. But it looks like he got a whole lot better since!
Last time he couldn’t keep it up for long thouhg… guess that changed.”

„I still feel nothing coming from him yet I feel like I’m staring at something quite dangerous!”

„You got good senses!”
You comment on Tiens observation.
„It’s true that it doesn’t boost my power that much but it still substantially improves my fighting ability!”


>A little demonstration wouldn’t hurt…
>Give them a detailed explanation about how it works and how they can attain it
>Start with a few exercises to prepare them. When the time comes they’ll be able to unlock it themselves
>Other?
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>>4116142
>A little demonstration wouldn’t hurt…

What the fuck are you doing with those speech marks.
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>>4116142
Those are some interesting quotation marks

>A little demonstration wouldn’t hurt…
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>>4116142
>A little demonstration wouldn’t hurt…
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>>4116147
I have no clue and I had no patience left to fix them
You have no idea how many hoops I had to jump through just to post this
They started out as both pointing down, so yeah apologies for the low quality post but this is the best I could produce
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Okay I'm home now
No more wrestling with the hardware at work, no more fiddling with the phone!
But before I do anything else, I feel the need to stress this: This will be quite a short session
As will be all the ones after this, except ones held on Friday or Saturday
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Okay
>writing

And please roll some dice to see the results...
Or more accurately how much you manage to not body them
Best of 4
DC: 5 Crit: 13
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Rolled 7 (1d21)

>>4116202
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Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>4116202
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Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>4116202
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Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>4116202
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You think about how to best handle the issue of imparting the knowledge necessary for the transformation unto the other earthlings.
But no matter what you come up with, simple first hand experience beats all your other ideas.
Perhaps a little bit of direct exposure would be for the best!

"Okay... how about this?"
You raise your finger to make a point.
"All three of you at once against me! Fisticuffs only!"

"Are you serious?"
Tien asks, obviously skeptic about the whole idea.

"Absolutely!
Go ahead! Rush me!"

This is about all the encouragement they needed and they're already exchanging knowing looks and nods.
They form up and start walking up to you while they start taunting you a little."
"Hey dude! You may be strong but we've seen our fair share of action as well!
Fighting three of us won't be easy!"

"Try me."

As they start powering up you also raise your guard and prepare for what's coming.
However you aren't raising your energy level, nor are you preparing any fancy techniques this time.
After all, you won't even attempt to make an attack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHankFNxrWI

They all attack at once but quickly split up so they can attack you from different angles.
Tien takes the front with his four arms and begins wailing at you while Krillin and Yamcha attack diagonally from the back.
You swiftly raise your open palm to block his attacks one by one as your eyes track his every movement. As you are right now this is little more than a rhythm game.
Only when the other two join in on the fun do things start getting interesting.

Shifting from only using your upper body you actively start moving around, shifting your posture and turning around if and when necessary, though most of the time you simply reach over your shoulder or behind your back to block attacks.
To their credit they work like a well oiled machine, each one knowing the rhythm of the others and manage to work in a way that they only improve and not hinder the performance of their comrades.
Tien tries his best to grapple you with one or two of his spare hands, but you always slip out of his grasp with moves as fluid as a dancers.
Krillin, using his short stature tries his best to aim low and unbalance you by striking your legs but your footwork is more than sufficient of countering him, sometimes you even manage to parry and redirect his strikes with only your legs.
And Yamchas flurry of blows while fast and vicious, they don't pack much of a punch individually so swatting them away after a quick little spin on the ball of your feet is rather easy.
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Beyond the thick protective glass overlooking the room the two kids and Bulma watch the ensuing fight in awe.
"Mama! Do you see that?!"

"Yes... they aren't hitting him!"

"But why isn't he hitting back?"
Asks Goten.

In the meantime the actual fighters start loosing their patience, especially Tien who rightfully feels like he's being toyed with.
"ENOUGH!"
The veins on his forehead begin bulging as he concentrates quite a lot of power in a split second and his speed jumps through the roof.
Using two of his hands he grabs hold of both of your arms and before you could slither away he raises his other two arms.
"Got you!
SOLAR FLARE!"

"TIEN NO!"
Krillin shrieks as he shuts his eyes alongside Yamcha but it's too late.
The attack goes off and you are forced to close your eyes after the blinding flash.

Yamcha, thinking that this is his opportunity goes in to capitalize on the opening but stops when he sees you jumping up and kicking back like a horse.
He catches your legs in his gut and gets sent flying for his troubles while you land back on your feet much to Tiens shock.
Though the triclopse doesn't have much time to be shocked, as you start turning and carry his body off only to smack him into Krillin.
Now the two of them are also sent crashing against the walls of the chamber as they struggle to piece together what just happened.

"He can work around the Solar Flare?
The move that always works?!"

"I TRIED TO TELL YOU!
It was one of the first things I tried in the tournament and it barely did a thing back then!"

Clapping your hands together to dust them off you smugly walk over to them.
"Told you it'd be fistfight only!
Should've listened."

"F-Fuck you!"

>Did you figure it out?
>Start giving them a lecture now
>How about another demonstration?
>Other?
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>>4116267
>Did you figure it out?
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>>4116267
>Did you figure it out?
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>>4116267
>So... thoughts so far?
>Or do you want to move on straight to round two?
Honestly, I almost want to offer them one-on-one time like we gave Caulifla, Kale, and Hit before the annual Tournament of Destroyers. Not sure we know them well enough for that though.
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>>4116267
>Did you figure it out?
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>>4116267
>Did you figure it out?
>If not just ask for some of their general observations. (try to ask couple of questions to nudge them on a right path but not enought to outright tell them.)
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>>4116267
>Other?

Ask our observers for input.

We're also doing this for Goten and Trunks' sake, so involving them will make them feel more satisfied with what's going on and might even offer the humans a new perspective.

Bulma is also no fighter, but she may also have something insightful to offer since she's a genius. She won't be able to tell them how to punch or something like that, but she'd probably recognize what's going on with Eric real quick and might offer some input on how to mimic or get around it.
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>>4116300
>>4116298
These I like
>writing

>>4116284
Maybe.
Anyone else?
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>>4116322
>Anyone else?
I wouldn't be opposed to it.
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>>4116322

Sure. Sounds like it'd be a solid idea.
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"Did you figure it out? Or are you ready for round two?"

"No..."

"No to which question?"

"Both."
Tien admits in his shame.
"At first I thought you got faster-"

"Yea! So did !"
Yamcha agrees.
"But you didn't feel any faster."

Interesting.
So they are kinda onto something but aren't certain yet. Good, you can work with this.
Looking at the glass panel separating you from the spectators, you walk up to it and knock on the window.
"Hey! Do you hear me?"

"Yeah.
What's up?"

"Do you have a loudspeaker?
I want you to share what you think."
Maybe a different perspective is exactly what they need.
"Come on kids, don't be shy! And you Bulma. Come on. I'm sure you got something to add to that."

"Well... you looked like you were reacting a whole lot quicker than before.
Maybe that is it."
Goten nervously speaks up and frankly you are utterly taken back by how he nailed it on his first guess.

"Come on Goten that's obviously not it.
Mom told me he has time powers so he obviously slows down time!"

"Actually... Goten got it right."
You tap your head.
"It's in the head-"

They're giving each other some weird looks as you say that.
It seems like they don't fully grasp what you're trying to say.

*sigh*
"I don't power up my body or my muscles.
I power up my brain!"

"And just how do you expect us to do that?"
Tien asks in a slightly angry tone.
"I don't know if you noticed but we are channeling power constantly.
If it was that easy to do then we would've found it already."

"Hold on a second-"
Bulma interjects.
"So you're saying that this form improves your cognitive functions, right?"

"Yes?"

"Do you do that by literally pumping it full of energy or not?"

"I... I actually don't know the answer to that myself.
I did it once by accident and I've just been repeating what I felt there.
I mean I can show you the ropes but actually putting it to words is kinda hard."

"It's almost like we were listening to Goku I swear..."

"Hmmmmm..."
Bulma keeps humming while lost in thought.
"Would you object to me performing a few tests on you?
I'm asking because the boys here don't like needles and Vegeta is always such a drama queen about it!
YOU CAN'T MEASURE THE PROUD SPIRIT OF THE SAIYANS! And other such nonsense.
I bet if we figured out the details we could unlock everyones power in a jiffy."

>Nah. I don't think the guys would be up for it anyway, so I'll just do it the old fashioned way.
>Yeah, sure. Knowing how it works might help me as well
>Other?
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>>4116386
>>Yeah, sure. Knowing how it works might help me as well
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>>4116386
>Yeah, sure. Knowing how it works might help me as well
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>>4116386
>Yeah, sure. Knowing how it works might help me as well
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>>4116386
>Yeah, sure. Knowing how it works might help me as well
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>>4116386
>Yeah, sure. Knowing how it works might help me as well
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>>4116386
>Yeah, sure. Knowing how it works might help me as well
>Better this than leaving half-assed secrets in a scroll or something
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Well that turned around quite spectacularly
>writing
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"Yeah, sure.
Knowing what exactly goes on in my body might help me as well.
And at least it's better than leaving behind some half-assed vague bullshit scrolls or something."

"Great! I'll go grab my stuff!"
It takes her only a few minutes to run to her lab and back with the necessary equipment and after that she promptly gets to work.
You get seated down and continue chatting with the bois while the nice scientist lady takes a blood sample from you for starters.
"I'm so glad you're not also a giant baby like all these other guys."

"Pffffft why?
Are you all afraid of needles?"
They all start whistling awkwardly. The kids you can understand but the rest?
"Dude..."

"Okay.
That will be useful for later.
Maybe I can finally study the effects of Ki on the human body properly...
Now onto the relevant stuff!"

She takes out something that looks like a magnifying glass with a whole bunch of extra sciency bits slapped onto it.
Raising it over you she turns it on while looking at it. The transparent glass turns into a one-way display.
"So uuuuuuh... what are you doing?"

"It's a mixture between a Saiyan scouter and an X-ray I've been working on.
It measures energy levels and even gives you a visual display. Sadly it's not good for combat, because it needs the target to stand inches away and stay still so Vegeta wouldn't even look at it."
She then continues observing you and gives you a few simple orders.
"Okay. Got some stable numbers. A bit lower than what I imagined but okay.
Now... please turn off the transformation."

"Right."
The glow from your hair fades and Bulma furrows her brow.

"That's strange."

"What is?"

"Can you turn it on and off again?"
You do and she gets more tense.
"How interesting. I'm taking a screenshot of this.
Can you turn it on for a few more seconds?
Okay... Now I'd like you to take a look at this."
She turns the device to face you.
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>>4116407
Eh if this makes them know for what exactly they are aiming for it's all good. It was a valid complaint that even we could not easily articulate what exactly we were doing it's hard to teach if all we have is vague feeling.

Plus knowing the theory might open some options in future. If nothing else kids might love to dig through the data if we get a copy of the results.
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"Tell me what you see."

"A human shaped glowstick."

"Right.
Now here's a quick scan of Krillin.
Notice the difference?"

"Yeah, his energy is leaking.
That's kinda my deal. I know you're not a fighter but I thought you're smarter than that-"
She bonks you over the head with the device.

"Let me finish!
Now... here's a picture of you when you're not transformed."

"...
...
What the?"

You stare intently at the picture and find it... disturbing.
The thing is mostly the same, your outline filled to the brim with shiny life juice... but with parts missing.
Namely, you see what looks like centipedes or the roots of a plant completely black running through your entire body.

"Are those my nerves?"

"Correct."

"What does that mean?"

"Hard to say.
But it seems that the nervous system doesn't naturally contain Ki, or conduct, or whatever.
May I ask how do you actually transform? I don't need fighter jargon, just what you do."

"Nothing!
I just raise my power to a threshold and that's it!"

"While keeping everything bottled up?"

"Yes!"

"Hmmmm.
Then I guess that answers it.
It seems that while normally there is no Ki in the nerves, by raising the internal pressure and not letting any of the energy escape it pierces whatever blocks it and then floods the nervous system.
From that point I bet it gets in your brain as well and... you know the rest."

"Hey!"
Krillin suddenly speaks up.
"Didn't you like... almost faint during the tournament?"

"More like my head almost exploded."

"Well I think you can see why now."
Bulma concludes.
"So there is really no magic to it. You guys just gotta suppress all your power and manage to power up until you are breaking the natural barrier of the body."

"That sounds painful!"

"It is.
I don't know why these limits are in place, perhaps the signals coming from the brain interfere with the bio energy that is Ki or vice versa.
But forcing the matter must not be healthy.
Listen I'm not trying to tell you to not use it but-"

"Good. Because that's out of the question."

"But-"

>Guys. Don't worry. You get used to it.
>Yeah, and building muscles requires you to break them up!
>Well I don't think we should draw conclusions without more thorough tests
>Other?
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>>Yeah, and building muscles requires you to break them up!
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>>4116505
>Guys. Don't worry. You get used to it.
>Yeah, and building muscles requires you to break them up!
>Well I don't think we should draw conclusions without more thorough tests
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>>4116505
>Well I don't think we should draw conclusions without more thorough tests
>Besides it was truly self destructive I doubt my teacher would have helped me to train this or maybe she trained me to make shure I did it right? Anyways it's kind of hard to get much past an angel when it comes to training they train the GoD's after all.
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>>4116505
>I don't think we should draw conclusions without more thorough tests, the side effects might get less severe with more practice.
>Guys. Don't worry. You get used to it. Think of it like Super Saiyan 3 for now, it's a huge power boost with a strict time limit, but instead of running out of Ki your head will explode. As long as you get a good idea of how long you can maintain the form without issue you should be fine. Just pace yourselves and don't go overboard and you should see a gradual improvement of how long you can keep using it.
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>>4116505
>Obviously I haven't experienced any negative side-effects after acclimating to it, but then again I don't stay transformed indefinitely.'
>Maybe take it easy at first, check in with Bulma as you're figuring it out.
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>>4116505
>>Well I don't think we should draw conclusions without more thorough tests
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>>4116505
>Guys. Don't worry. You get used to it.
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>>4116524
>Think of it like Super Saiyan 3 for now
Does Eric even know that exists?
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>>4116531
He knows it exists but nothing else.
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>>4116505
>It works for me, but I’m definitely not here to force it on anyone, that’s for sure.
>Could simply be that my nervous system is accustomed to or shielded from the strain thanks my psychic abilities, so definitely take that into consideration
>This was less a "do as I do" sort of lesson and more a matter of inspiration to follow your own individual paths anyway
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Okay that's a lot
Guess I'll get to
>writing
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"Well for first, I don't think we should draw any conclusions without further testing.
And second, you get used to it. I don't know if it's just my psychic stuff or whatever but I doubt it.
Even if it is I believe if you take it slowly and check up with Bulma when you unlock it you can slowly develop it in a safe environment.
Besides, if my teacher said it's okay and indeed encouraged me to develop it then it can't be that bad for you. Angels notice that sort of thing."

"Quick question-"
Tien speaks up.
"Have you ever had any incidents since the Tournament?
Since that was the big one we heard about."

"No. None that I can think of, or at least nowhere near as bad.
But even if that's not enough for you, I didn't mean this as a "do as I do and no other way" kinda deal.
I just wanna help you guys the way I know how. You don't have to follow my methods to the letter, hell I'd prefer if you didn't because that'd just lead to stagnation!"

"Well forget it then!"

"H-Huh?"

"I don't know how much you've heard about us but we are warriors.
I almost killed myself with my own technique trying to hold someone off.
Yamcha got killed or mortally wounded almost every engagement, and he's almost as fed up with being irrelevant as I am.
And even Krillin is getting back his appetite for fighting whether he realizes it or not.
Make no mistake, we fully intend to use your technique to suit our needs but we'll learn it.
Because we respect its and your strength!"

"Yeah! What he said!
If I snuck into a gravity chamber once and almost killed myself with it, you think this'll stop me? Fat chance!"

"YOU DID WHAT?!"
Bulma shrieks and begins chasing after Yamcha.
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU STUPID IDIOT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED?!"

"Hehehe! Well I'm glad this didn't take away your enthusiasm!
Okay! Then I wish you the best of luck!"
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Aaaaaand that's about it. I gotta sleep for tomorrow.
I'll try to continue on Wednesday.
See you guys soon!
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>>4116594
Good session. This does raise a few questions. If there is a limiter that prevents Ki from entering the nervous system, how do fighters process speeds faster then humanly possible? Does that just grow naturally with training? What about saiyans, do they have that barrier? How does psychic energy come into play, wasn't that made most of the transformation?
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>>4116881
Bulma doesn’t seem to have the tech to detect Psi, just Ki.
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>>4116881
Well, I’m pretty sure it was commented on that we’re something of an exception in that we’re able to fully perceive our surroundings while moving at our top speeds. I suppose everyone else just sort of predicts paths in advance and relies and instinct and Ki sensing, or something like that. As far as our psychic powers, they were probably important? Without them our brain might not have had an outlet or the capacity to handle and utilize this new flow of Ki to our noggin, and ended up...exploding, Scanners style, or something, or at the very least having an aneurysm or the like. Probably what happened during the tournament, come to think of it. Pushed too much Ki into our nervous system, and by extension our brain, and became unable to withstand and process it all with what resistance we’d already built up, which caused us to overheat and short circuit, like a fleshy computer. No idea about Saiyans. If they didn’t have the barrier I’d think they’d be smarter though. Do we even know if they’ve got nervous systems like humans do? They’ve got skin that can deflect bullets, get stronger after near death experiences, and can turn into giant monkeys, fuck knows what their equivalent of the nervous system looks like.
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>>4116973
>Well, I’m pretty sure it was commented on that we’re something of an exception in that we’re able to fully perceive our surroundings while moving at our top speeds
I had that in mind, and I'm pretty sure that was only while we were fused with Cabba. And fighters do have better perception since normal people can't follow strong ki users fighting, but strong fighters can watch stronger people fight, at least until they get too strong.
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>>4116881

Well, Ki has been shown to raise perception and reaction speed, as is shown in many moments in DBZ where a villain transforms and suddenly nobody can keep track of their movements and how regular people without Ki can't see even the lowest Z-fighter fight at their full power. Not to mention that Ki also confers protection onto a person's nervous system, otherwise everyone would turn into a vegetable when they tried to move really fast due to a jello-ized nervous system.

There's also techniques like the Kaio-Ken, which explicitly raises physical parameters and perception/reaction more than regular powering up does. But it also puts much more strain on the body than regular powering up does and is only advised to be used in short bursts unless you're hax like Goku.
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>>4116988
You know now that I think of it ascended is sounding more and more like ultra instinct lite, we are essentially trying to use ultra instinct without actually getting knocked out. The reason Goku didn't have his head explode is because his brain was at a very low level of activity, the Ki more or less took over his entire nervous system and gave him the insane autopilot that allowed him to win. What makes this more likely is that humans seem more naturally compatible with this technique as shown with Roshi.
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>>4117032

Not quite. UI is godly reflexes and achieving a state of mind where you don't have to even think about defending because your body does it all the perceiving and autopilot defense for you.

Ascension has some similarities, but one huge difference: the user is still in full control of their actions. The conscious mind is able to perceive even the slightest of movements very quickly and then extremely quickly formulate a plan of action, including calculating just how far one's body needs to move to evade an attack and other fine movements that one needs to make to chain an attack into another or to change a move into another one on the fly.

I'd reckon Ascension as extreme bullet time, and Ultra Instinct as dodge hax.
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>>4117095
That's kind of what I was pointing towards but I guess I worded it incorrectly. If you don't have that altered mental state of thoughtlessness the Ki will react with your nervous signals and explode your cranium but if it works properly the Ki will control the nervous system automatically.
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>>4116881
They dob it backwards, or rather you do
They boost their sensory organs like eyes or ears on top of using mainly ki sensing
Whereas you boost the mind
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>>4117032
It's more like an opposite
UI relies on an empty mind and letting the body do its own thing, proof being that until he "mastered" it Goku performed worse when he was conscious during it as opposed to when he was just barely lucid when he did it first
And Awakening or Ascension relies on absolute, near autistic level of control
But... both of them started with an overwhelming surge of power invading the body of the users
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I got an announcement to make
Due to IRL happenings I'll have to push the threads back 1 day
So next session will happen on Thursday instead and following the next one after that will be on Saturday
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Hey hey tomboys and femboys
I'm just here to confirm we'll be running as scheduled
It'll also be in a similar timeframe as the last one
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>>4121195
Thanks for the update boss man
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While Bulma continues to beat Yamcha over the head with a broom the rest of are busy laughing your asses off.
However as the novelty of the scene wears off Krillin turns to face you.

"Thanks again for the help!
I bet now we'll have a much easier job now that we don't have to stumble arpund in the dark."

"Don't worry about it.
I'm just glad I was able to assist.
And besides, knowing this stuff is beneficial to me as well."

Meanwhile the two kids who've been patiently observing up until now finally speak their mind.
"Yea but... why bother?"
Trunks looks at you with his arms crossed behind his head.
"Even if you guys reach Super Saiyan level you'll be nowhere near as strong as my dad or Gotens."

"I don't know Trunks.
He did beat my brother so maybe they could!"

"Pffft yeah!
And who didn't?
Gohan is super strong but I've never seen him win anything!"

"That's true I guess."
Damn. Being called a failure by the person that's supposed to look up to you.
That's gotta hurt.

"So yeah, I bet even we could beat him!"
He points at you.

>Oh yeah? Wanna prove it?
>Maybe once you're a little older.
>D'awww! Ain't he cute? (Ruffle his hair)
>other?
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>>4121734
>D'awww! Ain't he cute? (Ruffle his hair)
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>>4121734
>>D'awww! Ain't he cute? (Ruffle his hair)
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>>4121734
>D'awww! Ain't he cute? (Ruffle his hair)
You absolute fools.
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>>4121750
+1
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>>4121734
>D'awww! Ain't he cute? (Ruffle his hair)
>It's not about being the best really. In a way I have not ever really cared about that as I have been surrounded by giants that have uterly dwarfed me from the start. It's about being better the next day than you were yesterday. As long as I do not ever backslide it's all good in my book.
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>>4121734
>D'awww! Ain't he cute? (Ruffle his hair)
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>>4121759
I like this
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You madmen!
When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!

>writing
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>>4121815
Did we get in to a fight? While we were trying to be nice but they got annoyed by being treated as precious brats?

If so...
...
...
...
Good!
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>>4121815
Fool, this is exactly what I was aiming for.
Maybe we can beat the jobber out of these kids.
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You stare down at the child who looks ready to square off at any second with his arms crossed and that scowl on his face.
But as he keeps frowning his confidence slowly disappears as his infantile brain starts comprehending the situation he's in.
His chosen foe practically towering above him, exuding a pressure he hasn't felt in quite a while and has something about him that Trunks can't quite put his finger on but it's deeply troubling him.
It's understandable that he's nervous.

So when you reach down it's understandable that he instinctively curls up and starts covering his head.
His shaking only really stops out of confusion when you actually make physical contact with him.
He looks up, befuddled and unsure as to what to make of this.
"H-Huh?"

You pat his head and ruffle his hair after you gain more ground once he removes his hands.
"D'awwww! Ain't he cute?"

His confusion shifts to mild discomfort and finally to genuine baby rage.
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

But you pay no mind to him and continue messing up his hairdo while you laugh heartily.
"HAHAHA!"
Once you had your fill you stop fiddling with him but keep patting his head as you kneel down so you're leveled with the boy.
"Okay, Imma tell you a little secret.
It's okay not being the best. Really it's not about being the strongest at all.
In a way I never really cared about that to begin with as I was always surrounded by giants that dwarfed me from the start.
No... It's all about giving it your all and doing a little better each day! Becoming a stronger you with each morning!
If you can make sure you don't slide back down once it's okay in my book!"

"What are you even talking about?"

"Eh when you get older you'll understand.
But... did you ever feel like you could be more? Like you were not adequate?"

"N-No..."

"Well, there's always an easy answer to that.
Try! And if you fail, try something else!"
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"So come on, tell me!
Did you ever want to be better?
Here's the chance. I can help you, if only you tell me!"

"W-Well yeah.
I-"

"No. I don't need to hear why.
A simple yes is enough. Now tell me, in what way did you feel inferior?"

"I uh..."
You notice the boy glancing in the directions of a corridor. When you quickly shoot a glance at it, you see nothing outstanding but do feel a handful of very faint life signs coming from the vicinity.
"I wanted to be cooler, more mature!"

"Is that so?
A'ight. I might have just the thing for you.
It didn't really work out for me but it builds character and fosters discipline. Plus it might be a better fit for you.
Can you fetch a hefty piece of wood or a stick?"

"R-Right! Come on Goten!"
The two of them rush away for a while to gather a decently sized branch.
"Okay! Here you go. But what do you need it for?"

"Hold on. I'm not very good at this.
Okay, keep holding it like that!"
Stretching out your hand you begin using a bit of your mojo with Buus help.
Soon the wood begins to change shape and even gains a few additional properties, like increased weight.
Once it's done you pull back and proclaim the thing finished.
"There we go! A brand new sword."

He looks down at the transmuted wood which now has the feel and weight of iron with only barely contained disgust.
"But why?"

"Here's what you do.
Keep carrying it everywhere you go and practice with it at least an hour a day!"

"How's that gonna help?"

"You're rich are you not?
Did you never watch fencing? It's a fancy sport.
Because mastering the sword requires discipline, focus and dedication.
All of which build character. Trust me, keep up with it and it'll help you in no time!"

He seems... confused at first but it looks like he's at least ready to give it a try.
Meanwhile his friend looks jealously at the new toy Trunks just got.
"And me mister? I want to get good too!"

"That's the spirit!
Do you wanna be like your big brother?"

He looks around nervously.
"I-I think I'd prefer my dad."
Fucking ouch.

>I can't help you with that. Better ask him then
>Okay. I'll cut you a deal. I'll teach you how to get better if you do me a favor and play with my daughter
>Since Trunks got a sword let's think of a gimmick for you as well!
>Other?
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>>4121920
>>Okay. I'll cut you a deal. I'll teach you how to get better if you do me a favor and play with my daughter
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>>4121920
>Okay. I'll cut you a deal. I'll teach you how to get better if you do me a favor and play with my daughter
>Since Trunks got a sword let's think of a gimmick for you as well! (Teach KI weapon or somthing?)
>How about a staff or somthing? Do you know someone who uses one?

Basicly send the kid towards his pops. He used to use a staff when he was younger.
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>>4121920
>Okay. I'll cut you a deal. I'll teach you how to get better if you do me a favor and play with my daughter
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>>4121932
I support this
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>>4121932
I’ll second this, actually.

He’ll probably get around to asking his dad sooner or later, we just gotta pique Goku’s interest to train him.
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>>4121932
>Supporting
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>>4121932
This
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>>4121942
Yeah first we teach how to actually keep the weapons semi revalant in long run by coating them with ki. Then we might try to try pass on other stuff we observed from spirit warriors atleast in theory later.
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>>4121956
Even if others in U7 think it wierd let's make the 2 have weapon based rivalry. Not because it's optimal or anything but because they find it fun and novel to use somthing other than fists when they spar. (might be rambling so I will stop)
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>>4121961
Canonically they both end up creating a new sword school simply because they both thought swords were fucking cool.
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>>4121961
>>4121967
If we got Goten into Staves and Trunks into rapier-style Swords, would Gotenks be into Spears and such?
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Wow
Can't believe I didn't think of a staff for Goten
Well played
>writing
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>>4121971
Probably with an option to go halberd/naginata when more cutting powers need as opposed to blunt or piercing.
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>>4121971
Gotenks is going to go full Darth Maul, it'll be great.
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>>4121987
>>4121975
Yo you think Bulma can make us a lightsaber?
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Goten shows you the stick he got, expecting some sort of gift of his own.
And you are more than happy to oblige.

Taking it you do your thing once more but this time to a much less extent.
Since the boy is clearly a bit weaker than his slightly older friend it'd be a loosing battle trying to equalize him.
Give him a bigger, bulkier weapon to compensate for his weakness and you just bog him down in a never ending arms race against Trunks who already has the advantage.
A situation their entire universe seems to be stuck in, so let's avoid that.

The main branch looses much of the smaller ones sprouting from it and begins to straighten out.
You improve the things durability as much as possible without loosing any of its light weight, flexibility and mobility.
In the end you get a straightforward bo which should be easy enough to use for the boy.
"HAH! Look at you! I got a sword and all you got is a stick!"
But Trunks doesn't seem to agree.

"Could you give it to me for a moment Goten?"
The mini Goku gives his new toy away for a brief moment for you to try out.
"Okay, now strike the staff Trunks."

"Huh?
You want me to hit you?"

"I'd like to see you try.
That thing is still wood and has a dull edge but should still cleave right through this "stick".
Now come on!"

The boy hesitates only for a moment before attempting to strike you.
Naturally you block it with the bo easily, shocking the kid with the fact that it didn't even bend.
After swiping under his feet and knocking him on his ass you start educating him about the error of his ways.

"The weapon is irrelevant. In this case it's the one swinging it that matters."
Focusing a bit, you make the energy infused within the staff visible as it erupts from within.
"Focus your energy into it and you can turn anything into an instrument of war. That wooden sword of yours is still wood.
But channel ki into it and it will cut through steel.
However... that won't change the fact that it's a sword. Nor the one that this is a staff.
They work differently."

You then toss the thing back to Goten who seems much more satisfied with his gift than he was a moment ago.
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>>4122032
I mean if you ask her and manage to pique her interest maybe?
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"Okay, let me explain.
Swords are cool, I get it. But they are predictable.
It has an edge, you use that to cut things. That limits your movement and any enemy that knows what they are doing can use that to predict your next move.
A staff however has no edge. You can strike with it however you like and it'll always hurt. It's flexible."
You look to the side.
"Goten, put one end on the ground and do a vault!"

"Like this?"
He plants the staff down and easily manages to do a jump with it and even manages to do a kick while in the air.
The kid's a natural.

"Yes! That's it!
Use it to keep moving and nobody can hit you! Keep it spinning to defend, that staff can serve as a shield!
Trunks, remember you can swing multiple ways! Put your whole body behind it for a power attack, use only your wrists for quick tip cuts and parries!
And remember! Always pour your heart and soul into the weapon, not just your energy. You need to make those a part of your body and not just a tool!"

You give both of them a quick rundown on the basics of their weapons but since you don't know much about fighting with armaments it's really no more than a primer.
They quickly take up on the lessons however, having apparent natural affinity with their weapons.
This however displeases a certain someone.

"HEY! What are you thinking giving a weapon to Trunks?
Or Goten for that matter?!"
Bulma roars at you.
"They are just children!"

"Children with the blood of a warrior race and a lot of talent.
You're a smart woman Bulma so I'll ask you. Which is better? That they can defend themselves or that they have to rely on the protection of others?"
Bulma grits her teeth when faced with logic and reason but she still doesn't like it.
"Okay okay! I get it. Listen, let them keep the toys and-"

"TOYS?!"

"Yes, toys.
And I'll stop actively encouraging them. Okay?
Hell, I'll give you one better! I'll bring Lyn over so they can just... be kids.
That's better, right?"

"Y-Yeah I suppose.
Honestly I'd rather have them safe than do... whatever Chichi did to Gohan.
As long as they won't be fight obsessed maniacs like their fathers!"

"That's the idea."

With the matter settled, you don't really have anything immediately important to deal with.
So you're left wandering: What now?

>Hey Bulma... Would you be interested in genuine Tuffle tech?
>Go back to the kids and have some harmless fun
>Check on the dudes, they are kinda the reason you came back anyway
>Let's see what else this universe has in store...
>That's enough for now. Time to go home
>Other?
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>>4122085
>Check on the dudes, they are kinda the reason you came back anyway
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>>4122085
>Check on the dudes, they are kinda the reason you came back anyway
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>>4122092
+1
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>>4122085
>Check on the dudes, they are kinda the reason you came back anyway
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>>4122085
>Check on the dudes, they are kinda the reason you came back anyway
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>>4122085
>Check on the dudes, they are kinda the reason you came back anyway

Wonder if they might get old man Roshi in on this. He’s pretty wise and extremely experienced, so he might be able to bridge the gap between their enlightenment and the science/instinct explanations that they got from Bulma and Eric.
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>>4122085
So we've created a future with a weapons master Gotenks, who undoubtedly will do some utterly goofy things with them.

I'm okay with this.

>>4122085
>Check on the dudes, they are kinda the reason you came back anyway
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Alright, anything you'd like to talk with the 'umies?
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>>4122116
Measure their progress, maybe ask them if there’s someone else who might be able to piece together what Bulma and Eric said to a more martial-artist friendly way.

Maybe ask about Big Green too? He’s not a ‘umie, but all of this advice could probably help him out too.

Also maybe joke option: ask about who this Satan guy is and scope him out for legit martial arts tricks. He might not have any Ki control but he could have some solid unconventional ideas that Eric could put into his bag of tricks.
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Hmmmm not much in terms of ideas.
A'ight I'll work with what I got
>writing
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As Bulma moves over to scold/oversee her son who's currently busy "running with scissors", you move over to the other humans who've been entertaining themselves by watching you mess with the kids, as well as just talking amongst themselves.
They see you approach and promptly stop whatever they were doing.

"Nice going dude.
Not many people I know who'd give swords to kids!"

"Got a problem with that Yamcha?"

"No, not at all!
Reminds me of my bandit days.
Heh! Maybe I'll show Trunks a few tricks in my spare time!"

"Oh please.
If you start educating him the kid will die to a Saibamen I'm sure of it!"

"KRILLIN! The fuck?"

"Hmmmm... so Saibamen are commonplace here?
I heard they are quarantined on a single planet in my universe."

"Oh no they aren't.
But you see Yamcha-"
The scar faced bandit then starts practically strangling Krillin and not in a joking way either.
While they are busy murdering each other Tien steps up and takes over the conversation.

"Actually we've been thinking about heading to Master Roshis place.
Pool what we've learned together and maybe decipher it somewhat.
Would you like to come?"

"Sure.
Kinda wanted to do so to be honest.
Since I made that deal with him for the technique."

"Really? It was a trade?
What did he teach you?"

"The Kamehameha."

"I think you got ripped off..."

"Nah, I made good use of it.
But before we go, isn't there that guy who has a whole city named after him?
Satan I believe? Is that name for real?"

They pause for a moment, even Yamcha and Krillin stop beating each other up to look at you.
And before long they erupt in a roaring laughter.
You stand there, dumbfounded as to what's so funny.

"Yeah! Good luck with that!
Talking martial arts with Mr Satan! Hehe!"

"Yea! Dude's a joke basically!
Not only does he not have any knowledge of ki but he also used to be a vehement denier of its existence."

"His only real accomplishment is winning the World Martial Arts Tournament that one time.
Everything else, pure theatrics."

You grab your chin and begin humming.
"Doesn't that mean that he's at least the strongest normal human?
Or at least that he used to be? That's honestly kinda impressive."

"Don't over-sell him.
Satan entered at a time when all of us were busy."

"I 'unno.
He did pull a truck once.
So for all his showmanship he did have some impressive feats for a normal person.
It's just that his highest wasn't exactly that high anyway and he's fallen a lot since."

"Yea.
He grew old and fast.
Nowadays all of his big money matches are fixed.
He has Majin Buu beat up the competition then he looses to Satan on purpose."
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That's a shame.
Still, if he legitimately managed to win a no holds barred World Tournament legitimately then he must've been a badass at one point.
But if he's washed up now then it really matters not how good he was, he's no use to you now.
That talk about Buu though... Hmmmmm. That on the other hand might be worth investigating in the future.

However meeting up with the old master seems more important right now.
Gotta pay your respects and say hi to the guy after that little deal you made.
"Okay then! Let's visit Roshi!"

"Allright!"
Krillin practically jumps up in happiness.
"Kame House here we come! Oh it's always great to return to our home away from home.
You'll love it there! It's got a-"
He pauses.
"You know I think I'll leave that as a surprise!
Okay guys! Let's go!"
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>>4122213
nice! going to see roshi seems like a good plan
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Aaaaand unfortunately that's my time-out
Gotta work tomorrow, such is the wagie life.
However Saturday I fully intend to run and unless life decides to rear its ugly head... that'll be a FULL length session!

Okay.
Let's hope it all comes together
Cheers!
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>>4122219
thanks for the run Nega-Som
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Does anyone have the archive?
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>>4123427
Here ya go
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Human%20Quest%20Super

Tag is "Human Quest Super"
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>>4123584
Thanks for providing a response in my stead


Anyway!
I'm happy to announce that it looks like I'll have tomorrow free, so that means I can run as promised
Unless of vourse the family decides out of the blue that we should celebrate womens day by going to a restaurant
God I hope not
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>>4124040
>celebrate womens day
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>>4124067
Apparently March 8th is International Womens Day. I did not know this, but the monster Google has successfully answered my queries today.
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>>4124040
There's only one gender based holiday I acknowledge.
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You fly over about half the world and get to see its bizarre yet beautiful sights.
The entire place is like it's out of a fairy tail rather than a fitting counterpart to your own planet.
With its great and pillar like mountains, the pristine lakes, rivers and oceans it all seems so surreal.
That's not counting all the various creatures that ARE ripped straight out of fantasy books. Dragon, dinosaurs and monsters of many shapes inhabit the place.

"It's so bullshit..."
You murmur to yourself.

"What's that?"
Krillin asks.

"I said it's such a shame I wasn't born here.
The place is majestic."

"But dangerous.
Not counting the monsters we still get in plenty of trouble thanks to some tyrannical alien invading us or because a mad scientist lost his medicine one day..."
Tien responds. He sounds sick of all that bullshit.
But who could blame him?

After a few more minutes you leave the mainland, fly over a few smaller islands and a handful of archipelagos you finally leave solid ground and see only the nearly endless ocean wherever you look.
"Are we there yet?"

"Not quite.
But soon. Trust me, you'll know the place when you see it."

And boy, did you.
On an isolated island just barely big enough to support it you spot a pink building with the words "KAME HOUSE" written in all caps over the entrance.
"That's uh.... that's quite something..."

"Yeah it's weird but you'll get used to it!"

"Thanks Yamcha but that's not what I meant.
I'm just envious of the balls on Master Roshi for knowingly and willingly living in such a flamboyant house."

One by one you all land down on the small island and the boys approach the front door.
On the way however they stop by a rather non-plussed animal and they all greet it.
"Hey Turtle!"

"Hi Turtle!"

"Turtle..."

You stop and look at the animal that stares back at you in turn.
Standing there for a few moments, you could swear you see the things mouth open as if it was speaking.
"What are you looking at?"

You blink a few times and shake your head.

>What?
>Not even gonna acknowledge that
>Hi
>Other?
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>>4125454
>>4124067
>>4124174
When you have a mother and a sister it's only proper to at least either give them a flower or take them out for a meal, no more, no less
But it looks like this year it was flowers
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>>4125496
>Hi

Just go with the flow, Eric. No point in trying to wrap your head around it.
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>>4125496
>Hi
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>>4125496
>Hi

Not in Kansas anymore
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>>4125496
>Hi
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>>4125496
>"YOU GOT TALKING FUCKING ANIMALS TOO?!"
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>>4125542
Sorry, you got overruled
>writing
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"Hi."

"Hey yourself.
Master Roshi's inside."

"Thanks."
You walk past the talking fucking turtle and just accept the fact that not only talking animal people but straight up talking animals also exist.
"Frigginmagicalbullshit-"

Following after the guys you see them shouting at the inhabitant of the door while you give the place a quick scan.
There's definitely something wrong going on here. You feel trace amounts of energy that don't belong either to the turtle or the old master and you're pretty sure you can see footprints in the sand that the waves haven't quite washed away yet.
Footprints that are, once again, too big to belong to the old man.
"Hmmmmmm..."

"MASTER ROSHI! WE'RE HERE!"
Out of the bug-screened comes good ol' Master Roshi, sporting an orange Hawaiian shirt and his old sunglasses. But this time he's also wearing what looks like a purple turtle shell.

"Oh hey there fellas!"
The surfer looking old man pretends like he didn't actually feel you coming from a mile away.
And he keeps up that act even for you.
"Ah and Eric! What a pleasant surprise.
I didn't realize it was Universe hopping season already."

You chuckle a little.
"Nah it's still too early for that.
I was just in the neighborhood and decided to say hi."

"Well that's good, that's very good.
And I see Tien and Yamcha met you already. Good! Saves me the trouble."
He then looks over to the folks in question and slightly lowers his glasses to stare at them.
"Now I hope ya bastards didn't embarrass me after I went through the trouble of sharing this young mans knowledge with you..."

The guys are laughing nervously while you just wave the whole thing away.
"It's fine. I see them making steady progress and that's enough.
I get that it must not be easy for them to learn my ways."

"Well as long as yer not angry with me I'm fine with it."

"Why would I?
I shared that because you wanted to help them.
That was kinda the point."

"True.
And how 'bout the Kamehameha?
I sure hope you made good use of it."

>Sure did.
>Sure did! (Show him)
>Maybe...
>Other?
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>>4125624
>>Sure did! (Show him)
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>>4125624
>Sure did! (Show him)
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>>4125624
>Sure did! (Show him)
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>>4125624
>Sure did! (Show him)
>As a straight up beam it was averige I felt but it was easily scalable in power and density. So I took those principles and applied them to mele where I would not need to decrease the overall energy density by firing it as a beam. Also I made spiral version but that's just manipulating shape so not a big deal Krilin did a moving one allready.
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>>4125624
>Sure did! (Show him)
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>>4125624
>Sure did! (Show him)
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A'ight
>writing

And let's just do a quick roll to determine how much you manage to impress Roshi
No DC, higher is better
Best of 4
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Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>4125685
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Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>4125685
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Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>4125685
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Rolled 13 (1d21)

>>4125685
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>>4125693
>>4125694
>>4125695

Ooooh nice
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>>4125693

Even from the depths of hell and undergoing unimaginable emotional torture, Android 20 continues to watch over our rolls.
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>>4125706
Now to thank our sponsor. The old robo dude.
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>There's definitely something wrong going on here. You feel trace amounts of energy that don't belong either to the turtle or the old master and you're pretty sure you can see footprints in the sand that the waves haven't quite washed away yet.
>Footprints that are, once again, too big to belong to the old man.

Huh.

Makes me wonder if there's another threat sneaking around the Earth setting stuff up while the Saiyans are busy training or doing mundane shit to notice. Maybe something like the World's Strongest movie?
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>>4125734
It's Gohan.
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"Sure did!
Though I've done some... tweaking. Allow me to demonstrate!
Kaaaaa-meeee-haaa-meee-"
Your body begins to burn with raw energy as you chant and as you complete the name of the technique, the unleashed power takes the shape of wispy strands coiling around your body, leaving it only briefly before returning to it.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Your corona of blue energy now shines brightly before the others all of whom, with the exception of Roshi stare in awe at this display of power.
"W-w-w-what is that?"

"I didn't really like the beam.
It was too... soft, too unfocused. Sure, you could boost it to great destructive potential but at what cost?
Pumping more and more energy into it? No. The best quality of it is how flexible it is.
So I changed it here and there. Turned it into a permanent loop around my own body and focused it to extreme density.
I can still shoot it out of course, but this way I can get so much more mileage out of it."

"I'm impressed young man."
Roshi finally speaks up and steps forward, shocking his fellow martial artists.
"I don't think I've seen my technique being used in such a drastically different way. I'm glad you grasped the finer details of it.
Yes, I definitely made it to be as flexible as possible. But you made a mistake in your analysis.
It wasn't dense on purpose."

"What?"

"Naturally I could've focused it, honed it and condensed it further.
The original Kamehameha wave was not meant for killing but rather as a long range, blunt force attack. Like a remote punch, in keeping with the teachings of my master.
Sure, it was left unfinished but the point of that was so that it could be adapted to many situations, like blowing out a raging fire.
There is in fact one example of a beam attack that is superior to it: The Dodon Ray."
You shoot a glance at Tien, which Roshi notices.
"Yes, it was the invention of Tiens master and my former rival, Master Shen."

"Which came first?"

"Mine, of course.
When I gloated with my invention Shen, driven by rage and jealousy made his own beam in response.
You see... we always disagreed on a fundamental level. He called me a fool and a weakling, calling me sloppy.
The Dodon was his revenge and in a way succeeded. It's faster to charge, stronger, uses substantially less energy and it both pierces and burns the target. A very lethal move."

"But it missed the point..."

"Ah, I see you're an old soul. Yes.
I too could've made the Kamehameha do all those things. If I intended it to kill my foes and not defeat them.
What Shen perceived as weakness, was in fact my humility and honor as a martial artist."
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>>4125758
>like blowing out a raging fire.

Nnnnot sure that's the example I'd want to use Roshi, but okay I guess.
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>>4125776
But it did clear the fire, didn't it?
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>>4125778
And the mountain along with the reasion why he did it in the first place.
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>>4125776
>>4125778
Luckily for Roshi, almost none of the present group was there to witness the actual "extinguishing" of the fire, so they can't exactly gainsay him about that part.
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"While I'm certainly impressed by your achievements young man and even more so by your meteoric rise to power...
I mean look at those guns! Last time you looked like a string bean and now you're putting Tiens massive shoulders to shame! I bet the babes are just flocking after you heeeheeeheee!"
The old dude walks up to you and starts slapping your biceps with his staff.
*ahem*
"But I sure hope that during your pursuit of power you don't loose sight of the deeper meanings behind martial arts.
Like so many tend to do..."

You aren't sure what he's actually referring to.
Judging by the context of the conversation it should be Shen, right?
But it's also suspiciously sounding like he means Tien, Yamcha, Krillin and the others.

>Yeah, I know. Had a few spiritual journeys already. But thanks for reminding me
>I don't know. I could be persuaded though (play coy)
>Sorry old man. I'm already a devoted transhumanist and my swole is my magnum opus!
>Other?
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>>4125783
>Yeah, I know. Had a few spiritual journeys already. But thanks for reminding me
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>>4125783
>Yeah, I know. Had a few spiritual journeys already. But thanks for reminding me
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>>4125783
>Yeah, I know. Had a few spiritual journeys already. But thanks for reminding me
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>Yeah, I know. Had a few spiritual journeys already. But thanks for reminding me
>Tramatic flash backs about the babes flocking to him... "They do roshi they do"
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>>4125798
Which one are you referring to?
The ol' nogging never was too good and it certainly didn't get any better
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>>4125783
>Yeah, I know. Had a few spiritual journeys already. But thanks for reminding me

I guess we’re doing the spiritual journey for two now, given how Buu is also along for the ride.

Feels a lot heavier when you think about it. But it weighs as much as it should.
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>>4125783
>I probably strayed somewhat looking back, but I met somebody who really put it all in perspective. (Tell him about Bruce Lee)
>And uh...yeah. I've already got 3 kids and about as many women in my life.
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>>4125783
I’ll second this too:
>>4125822

Hopefully our friends will be there to guide us through rough patches and smack Eric upside the head when he’s getting too asinine along the way.
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Sorry for the delay, had to go and grab dinner
>writing
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>>4125822
3.5 women if fusions count
yes, im including vados
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>>4125877
Including Vados is right, desu. She's already pretty much admitted to Eric that her dream is the two of them together surpassing all others and making U6 the absolute best.
From an Angel that's practically a love confession.
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"I... I probably strayed a few times before.
Luckily I had a few spiritual journeys already and got people to drag me back once I go too far.
But thanks for reminding me anyway.
And uuuuh... yeah. I got like three kids back home and just as man girls.
It's a bit much."

"Now that's the spirit!
You know what they say, the most important thing in life is to find yourself a girl that loves you, one that's great in bed and one that can cook.
And that they never, ever meet each other! HEEEHEEEHEEE!"

You frown at him.
"They know each other."

Now Roshi frowns.
"Now I dunno whether to shake your hand or strangle you. Neither will have to do I guess.
So who are the gals that made you the luckiest son of a bitch in the multiverse?"

"Caulifla, Kale and Kefla."

"WHEW!
I take it back. May you rest in peace lad."

You look around and get similar reactions but mixed with just a little bit of disbelief from the others.
"WHAT? Is he telling the truth?"
Yamcha practically screams that out.

Krillin nods.
"Yeap.
Two girls and their fusion.
And you thought I had it weird huh?"

"No kidding!
Here I go unable to hold 1 girl down and this dude got THREE!
AND THEY ARE OKAY WITH IT!"

"And with each other... I think."

"SAY WHAT?!"

"To be fair Yamcha that's mostly because you're almost as bad as Master Roshi."

"HEY!"
"HEY!"
The two in question protest, both equally offended by the comparison.

You laugh as the two of them begin protesting which one of them is worse, Roshi for his permanent near addiction level perversion and attraction to the female form, or Yamcha who dates several women at once and doesn't really care about nor treat them right.
Personally you'd say Yamcha... depending on just HOW bad Roshis apparent... fascination with the ladies is.
But eventually they manage to stop their bickering and Roshi gets a bit more serious.

"A-Anyway.
I'm glad you got some good teachers and friends to rely on.
Nothing is more important than building your connections with others, remember: Their strength is also yours.
No need to do everything yourself."

"I get it Master Roshi.
Thanks."

He nods.
"You're welcome.
And I'd also like to take this opportunity to extend an invitation to you.
I'd be honored if I could count myself among the people that trained you!"

>The honor is mine!
>Thanks but you already did!
>If this is about weight training with that turtle shell, I pass. Already did my fair share with the Z-sword
>Other?
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>>4125906
>The honor is mine!
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>If this is about weight training with that turtle shell, I pass. Already did my fair share with the Z-sword
Gohan: Z Sword BRO HIGH FIVE
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>>4125906
>The honor is mine!
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>>4125906
>If this is about weight training with that turtle shell, I pass. Already did my fair share with the Z-sword
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>>4125906
>No reason to turn down one of the old masters. Do you want I should grab a gi first or...?
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>>4125906
>If this is about weight training with that turtle shell, I pass. Already did my fair share with the Z-sword, but I'm Glad to learn anything else you can teach me
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Hmmmm
So a little bit of training it is then
>writing
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"Well depends.
Is this about the weighted shell on your back?
Because if so, I already did weight training with a Z-sword.
Otherwise I'd be honored to be taught by you."

You can't quite tell behind his sunglasses but you're sure he just blinked several times in a row.
"You can see that it's weighted?"

Pointing down at the ground you answer.
"Your feet sink a bit too much into the ground and I feel that you're compensating for it.
Those two are dead giveaways."

"Well I'll be...
Y'know, now I'm seeing why that nice blue lady is so invested in you.
Ya got some real grade A potential right there and I don't mean Gohans where you have a lot of latent energy.
We're talking about genuine talent and an affinity for it. A rare combination.
And I've only ever seen one other like that...
Okay! I've decided! Imma school you lad! So take out your notes and prepare to get wedgied by a bully because it's learnin' time!"

"A'ight.
Do I need a gi or-"

"Bah who cares!
As long as you're comfortable in what ya wearin' it's fine.
But before we do anything I need to see what it looks like when you give it your all!"

"Isn't my performance at the tournament enough?
Did you sleep through it old man?"

"Pfffft.
You're a couple hundred years too young to fool me mister!
If your pectorals tripling in size wasn't enough then the hairs on my back sticking up whenever I look at you confirm that you're packing something else now.
Now get your butt in gear and prepare for the showtime!"

"Okay.
How I do?"

He points forward.
"Move over yonder and shoot a wave at the ocean.
The planets curvature ensures even if you pass through the whole thing it'll just shoot out into space without harming anyone."

"Erm... are you aware of the laws of physics?
If I shoot something into space it's going to keep going no matter what."

"Then just don't focus as much and let the beam dissipate GOD!
Do I have to explain everything to you? Chop chop!"

>Roll 1d21
>Best of 4
>DC: 10 Crit: 20
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>>4125988
Time for THE CLUTCH
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

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>>4125992
Not a bad roll. Alcoholic movie droid saves the day.
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>>4126032
He only drinks because alcohol burns cleaner. Or at least that's what he tells himself.
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You walk over to the designated spot and take up your stance.
First, you make the original bundle of energy you wrapped around your body retract back where it belongs.
Then you begin.

Cupping your hand behind your back you concentrate for about a minute in complete silence.
Once you feel like you've focused enough you begin charging your energy.
A speck of dark purple energy shows up and expands as you pour more and more ki into it.
With the attack ready you shout as you thrust your arms forward.
"Null! LANCE!"

The spike fires out and it carves a great trench into the great blue surface of the ocean.
You didn't bother to transform as you didn't think that's what Roshi cares about but the effect is still pretty impressive.
Curving waves following the wake of your blast arch several meters up into the air before they come crashing down in a storm of angry waves.

Finally the Turtle Hermit starts stroking his beard as he comments on your performance.
"Not bad, not bad.
Certainly made Krillin look bad.
Okay! I think I got a good guess about your level."

"Right.
And what comes now?
Krillin?"

"Don't look at me dude.
I usually just fire waves out over and over again."

You are left speechless.
"...
What's the fucking point of that?"

"Never mind him.
I think I got the perfect exercise for you!"

"Oh-kaaay. And what's that?"

"Well if what I guess is correct you're not exactly hurting for techniques at the moment.
Correct?"

"True, it got to the point that I can't recall all of them all the time.
But I won't say no to some new ones."

"Well, luckily I also got an alternative.
Since your kit seems to be quite expansive, how about we instead polish you a bit?"

>More active skills mean more options. I like options
>Passive improvements should apply to everything I do, correct? Sign me up
>Other?
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>>4126055
Hey! Stop that!
He only has a trouble with drinking when he spills it!
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>>4126056
>>Passive improvements should apply to everything I do, correct? Sign me up
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>>4126056
>Passive improvements should apply to everything I do, correct? Sign me up
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>>4126056
>Passive improvements should apply to everything I do, correct? Sign me up
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>>4126056
>>Passive improvements should apply to everything I do, correct? Sign me up
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>>4126056
>Passive improvements should apply to everything I do, correct? Sign me up
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Hmmmmm
Can't tell if you really prefer the passive boost or you just don't think Roshi got anything good to teach you
Well whatever
>writing

And uuuh
This'll be a difficult one not gonna lie
Best of 4
DC: 16
Crit: 20
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Rolled 9 (1d21)

>>4126094
I want to see if we can get some of his stuff too, like mafuba, hynosis and thunder shock surprise. But I agree that maybe we got too many techniques already.
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Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>4126094
As noted IC our passive skills like fighting form are not master lvl yet. Like it's one things Bao was better at in the tournament.
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>>4126115
Thanks doc.
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Rolled 19 (1d21)

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>>4126117
NP. Anyways we have options for nearly any situation let's up our ability to actually utilize our kit.
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Rolled 16 (1d21)

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>>4126094
I do want things like roshi's hypnosis or his thunder shock surprise. However, both of those can be replicated by calling on buu's magic I feel. Or liberal application of psionics, either way works.
His max-power form, though...that is one thing I definitely want.
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>>4126117
>Both of my secret projects failed at killing Son Goku
>The only thing left is humiliating him by having a human surpass him!
>Yes! I will keep aiding him and- Why are you smiling?
>NO! STOP ENJOYING MY REVENGE YOU STUPID FUCKING MONKEY!
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"Well I think I have enough techniques as is.
Kinda hard to remember them all sometimes.
I would appreciate some technical knowledge though."

"That I can provide.
And I just have the thing... though it may be a bit difficult."

"It's alright. I thrive on challenge."

"Heh. I bet!
Anyway, here goes.
Now watch and listen carefully 'cus it's gonna take a while."
Roshi takes the staff he's been using as a walking cane up until now and flips it upside down, proving in the process that he absolutely doesn't need it and it's either for show... or it's a weapon.
With its thick, bulbous topside facing downward he places it on the ground and keeps holding it so it doesn't fall over.
"Okay, now get on."

"Excuse me?"

"Hop right on.
Or do I need to spill it out for you?"

"O-Okay."

Flying up, you touch down on the bottom end of the staff and find it remarkably hard to stand on.
The bottom of the staff is simply too small and so you're forced to balance around on your big toe, as standing anywhere else is even worse.
But Roshi seems happy with how you are.

"Okay. I'm gonna let go now. Be careful so you don't fall."
The situation gets more uncomfortable as the staff wobbles without the man holding it, so you rely on your ki to adjust yourself as necessary.
"Right. Now we can get to business. Firstly, shut off your ki sense. You won't need it and the focus will be useful elsewhere."

Okay. Sounds reasonable enough.
You turn your radar off and concentrate on remaining balanced for the time being.
However Roshis mouth spreads into a shit eating grin which doesn't fill you with much confidence.
"And now... you stop cheating by using your energy!"

*sigh*
"I knew you'd say that..."

Doing as you're told you feel the staff wobble with your entire body as you struggle to keep yourself steady.
Keeping yourself perched on your fucking big toe is not exactly easy, no matter how superhuman you are. Especially if the base of the thing you're balancing on is not stable on its own.
But still you somehow manage to keep it all together.

"Good! Good!
Not bad. You can turn it back on for a moment-"
Roshi then reaches behind his back and produces a scarf from his shell.
"While you put this on!"
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>>4126094
Wasn't here to vote, but I would have voted passive anyway, at least for the first training vote. Assuming there'll be more than just this.

After all, he was the one that said our form was lacking way back at the tournament, particularly our defense, so he might as well correct our form while we have him available. We can learn neat tricks and gimmicks later. Basics first.
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>>4126094
Nah I know he has at least 1 ability/skill i would love to add. "mafuba" but passive gains are king. at least until diminishing returns take effect
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You already start regretting your decision but comply with the instructions of the elderly master and cover your eyes.
Satisfied with what he's seeing Roshi continues.
"Well done. Now turn those pesky senses off again and keep 'em like that. Oh and make sure you don't spread your arms out, wouldn't want this to be easy now would we?
No ki, psychic stuff or magic either. We'll know if you're cheating."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOjo4LhoiJA

The second you shut out all of your senses you start feeling quite bad.
Not are all of your senses either useless or cut off but your sense of balance is not actually helping much either.
With everything except your hearing cut off means it's quite difficult to keep your posture steady on your less than ideal footing.
And the constant wobbling brought about by the staff and the gentle sea breeze means you're never steady, ever.
Which makes your only useful sense a detriment.

Without your eyes confirming what your inner ear feels means you feel nauseous as you keep moving around.
You don't know how long you stand there, nor how much time it takes for you to get comfortable as your mind is thoroughly occupied by keeping you steady.
At several points you even consider using Awakening just so you could get this shit over with but through sheer arrogance you fight off the urge as that'd defeat the whole point of this exercise.

But after what feels like days spent near motionless, standing on a stick and fighting sea sickness you finally feel like you got a good enough handle on the situation.
"Okay. I think I got it."

"About time I'd say."
Roshi says and he makes a sound which suggests that he just got up from the sand.
"Alright fellas. Please line up so we can begin the exercise-"

"Say WHAT?"

"See these big ol rocks Turtle gathered for us?
All of you grab a handful and help me chuck 'em at Eric!"

Since your current situation doesn't really allow you to shout recklessly, you can't even begin to protest before all four of them start hurling stones at you.
But... it doesn't appear to be an issue.
Because everything else was cut off your hearing and touch have sharpened to ludicrous levels.
Not only can you hear the whistling sound of the rocks but feel them pushing the wind on your skin.

As they get close enough you move your hand with fluid motions to intercept and snatch them out of the air.
Once your hand gets full you let the pebbles drop to the ground as you move on to the next set and the next and the next, displaying the final four pieces of rubble proudly between your fingers.
You then remove your blinders and smile at them.
"Good enough for you?"
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Roshi nods.
"Impressive."

At the same time the others start bombarding the old teacher with questions.
"Master Roshi! Could it be?!
Are you trying to teach him THAT?!"

"Hmmm? Of course not. If I did that I would've had him deafened as well.
No, I don't think he's suited for that. He's too much of a Vegeta, too much thinking during the fight.
It wouldn't be a good fit."

"Is this that Ultra thingy I've heard about?
We have a guy in our universe that can sorta use it."

"Quite an achievement that is!
And yes, we are talking about that. Though mine is not nearly as... fancy as that ultra whatever.
I can just dodge well, that's all. Not good for the old joints mind you.
No. What I'm trying to teach you is something else. Self awareness."

"Pardon?"

"You prefer the medical jargon?
Uuuuuh. P-Pr-Pro-"

"Proprioception."

"Thanks Turtle.
I read that in a magazine somewhere. Heh... had some hot nurses in it and some ointments for my rheumatism...
Anyway, it's your ability to sense your own body. That's how you know where and how your body is, how you can walk without looking at the ground.
Unlike Goku, I think you'd be a perfect fit for such a fighting method. Becoming perfectly aware of anything and everything your body does at all times."

"So reverse Ultra Instinct?"
Tien asks.
"Where instead of pure instinct it's pure control?"

"Yes, I know it sounds nightmarish.
It'd require you to manually control every action within your body, even ones that are naturally automated like breathing, blinking, walking, etc.
But at the same time it's not at all worse than what Goku did.
And in fact... I bet it'd result in similar levels of power!"

"So it's just your theory?"
You ask.

"Yeap.
But even if it's nothing more than a fewer dream, you can't deny the usefulness of this training.
If you can refine your movements with this, does it really matter if it unlocks something shiny?"

"Guess not."
You look down at your hand and grin.
"Thank you Master Roshi!"

"You're quite welcome!"
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Aaaaaand that's it for todays session
I think with that we'll be reaching the end of what I planned for U7
However if there's stuff you'd like to do I'm up for it

See you guys later.
Probably on Monday or Tuesday
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>>4126288
Thanks for the run, Not-Som!

I wonder how Roshi is going to brainstorm the rest of the human Z-fighters into getting something similar to Awakened/Ascended form? Eric’s progression was pretty natural given his psionics ability, but the other guys have been trying to bulk up to the expense of their other attributes.
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I mean they got every resource they'd want to work something out
The Eternal Fuckboy Roshi, who always knows more than he lets on
Baba, a literal fortune teller
Dende as a neighbor
And literal gods on speed dial
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>>4127270
I wanna teach yamcha our grandvikings technique since it's so similar to the wolf fang fist
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>>4126286
>Superman level bodily control
>on top of our insane reflexes and information processing speed
Oh yeah, I'm liking where this is going.
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>>4127568
Oh good job reminding me of that!
I almost forgot
Yea we definitely gotta still do that. And maybe give Tien something as well
Krillin has 18, so he already has more than he really deserves

Oh and I just want to confirm that I'll only run on Tuesday
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>>4127782
We still haven't had an actual fight on Earth.
I say we go for a rematch with Vegeta or try and hit up Buu.
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>>4127783
Hmst...
I'll let you do one, of your own choosing
However
I do not recommend Buu
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>>4127789
What Could Possibly Go Wrong
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Hmm might be best to try sparring with goku. To creative fighters going at it I bet we both can learn something from it.
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>>4128750
Honestly, I would rather spar Hit. Pure progress is hella OP and we definitely have more to learn from him.
Plus just thinking about pushing Hit to his limits and enabling him to pick up something akin to Awakening would make him at LEAST on par with Goku, considering how close their fights usually are.
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>>4127789
I would want to see how sparring 17 would go myself.
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>>4128750
>Two creative fighters going at it
You mean 1 creative fighter and a barely innovative monkey man.
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>>4128828
Same, hang out with Park Ranger and the Cell Juniors.
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>>4129174
>>4128828
We are at a point where you can reasonably go against 90% of the roster and about 1% of them can whoop your ass so hard no amount of 21's will save you
17 is one of those
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>>4129356
Oh and I totally forgot why I posted in the first place
Basically I'm just confirming that tomorrow I fully intend to run again
Same deal as last week, short sessions due to my new and more normal wagie job
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>>4129356
That's a loser's mentality.
The only fight you can't win is one in which you convince yourself that such is the case.
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"Pffft. I don't see what the big deal is!"
Yamcha opens his mouth and manages to draw your ire.
"I mean we fight at speeds faster the eye can see. How hard could it be to balance on a stick?"

"Harder than you think Yamcha."
Roshi answers him.
"Back when we didn't have Ki to use the only way for someone to get stronger was to improve.
To know your own body, know its limits and expand them through grueling and hard work.
Even then, the goal was not to succeed but to do a little better each time. As successfully completing this little exercise was seen as impossible."

"W-What? So you're saying you-"

"Yes. I tried this and failed many many times, only managing to do it after I was initiated in the arts of ki manipulation.
And it's kinda ironic... that the one thing making it possible to succeed also invalidates the entire thing.
Because if you take the easy way out then you won't improve one bit.
But take a look at this lad now. He managed to do it without any magical mumbo jumbo. Just pure skill.
So I'd be careful about insulting this method of training, since it's doubtful you could pull it off yourself."

*gulp*
"O-Okay then! Let me have a go at it!"

"Okay then, do it."
Roshi places his staff down just like he did with you.
"Hop on. Just remember, you gotta balance it because it won't stand on its own!"

>Sit back and watch
>With all due respect, how about we give him a more fitting training regiment?
>Other?
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>>4130817
>Sit back and watch
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>>4130817
>other

Sit and watch for a bit while Yamcha attempts it, then quietly suggest to Roshi that another means of training might be more fruitful for Yamcha? The while balancing thing worked for Eric because he’s all about control and enhanced perception to capitalize on his opponent’s vulnerabilities. Yamcha, on the other hand, seems like he leans a bit more into the instinct side. Like others have suggested, maybe having Yamcha do some of that animal totem stuff that Piers did would suit him better.
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>>4130817
>>Sit back and watch

We can give him a more fitting regimen after his helping of humble pie.
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>>4130822
+1
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>>4130822
Supporting
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>>4130817
>With all due respect, how about we give him a more fitting training regiment?
>I think he might like what I have to show him, granted I couldn't do it right. (Tell him about Sigurd's technique)
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>>4130841
+1
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>>4130817
>With all due respect, how about we give him a more fitting training regiment?
>I think he might like what I have to show him, granted I couldn't do it right. (Tell him about Sigurd's technique)
>He is more of an instinct kind of guy than my control focus.
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'Kay I'm back

>>4130822
>>4130841
And these seem to have garnered enough attention
>writing
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Kinda glad that won, I'd actually forgotten the idea to teach it to Yamcha from some time ago.
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>>4130872
Anons have been discussing it ever since the gimmick got introduced.
Granted, I too forgot about it. But at least they didn't
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>>4130880
Yup, I was kinda embarassed it'd slipped my mind, glad it didn't slip others.
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>>4130880
Theme wise it's basicly custom made for him. He allready shows his totem sporatic ally without it.
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You sit back for just a little while, at least until Yamcha eats his own hubris.
And boy do you get some prime entertainment out of it too!

At first it looks like he kinda has a chance as he jumps on top of the staff and starts getting situated.
He manages to properly stand on just his toes at least for a while. But the second Roshi is taken out of the equation and he has to stand all on his own he eats a face full of dirt faster than you can say "humble pie". But to his credit he's nothing if not persistent.
And so he goes back up the tiny stick again, and again, and again.

The slapstick quickly wears off though as the only one left laughing is Chiaotzu in the background and so you decide to have mercy on the poor guy, he suffered enough for dissing your gains.
"With all due respect, could we give him a better exercise than this?"
They all turn around with curious humming as you speak up.
"This whole balancing act is really great and all, however it worked out because it was a good fit for me and... well I think it's not well suited for Yamcha at all.
He seems like a very much instinct driven guy if you catch my meaning."

"Well, then speak up young man.
If you got a better idea then I'm all ears."
He sounds condescending but you don't sense any malice coming from him.
Guess that's just his style.

"Well, I couldn't perform it correctly... or at least I could but abandoned it...
Anyway, the point is that I learned of a technique I think would fit him greatly.
It's about tapping into some deep, primal side of the user and drawing it out as a sort of animal totem."

"Huh..."
Yamcha pauses.
"Like this?"

He assumes the same stance he did when he tried out the technique against you but this time he doesn't use your focusing ability.
Instead, he allows the attack to go haywire as he flashes his teeth while growling.
His ki also changes and takes on the shape of a wolf for a brief moment right before your eyes.

You point at it with your jaw hitting the ground.
"YES! That's it!
Holy shit! You know that? Well... you don't but you're halfway there already!"

"SWEET!"
He starts scratching his head.
"So... how do I do?"

>Introduce him to the berserker dance
>Give him a detailed description of its mechanics and how he can unlock it
>Cheat. Invade his mind and do that shit manually!
>Other?
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>>4130886
>Give him a detailed description of its mechanics and how he can unlock it
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>>4130886
>Introduce him to the berserker dance
>"Before I saw the real thing, I thought it was some magic mushroom sort of deal. But trust me, this helps you get into the right state of mind."
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>>4130886
>Introduce him to the berserker dance

Instinct explanation for an instinct based move.
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>>4130886
>Introduce him to the berserker dance
>Do it with him untill the point you must stop encourage him to take the step you did not.
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>>4130893
I imagine he'd be raring to go as soon as we tell him that even Buu didn't want to deal with the full extent of the technique.
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>>4130886
>>Introduce him to the berserker dance
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>>4130886
>>Introduce him to the berserker dance
>>subtly prod him into the right state of mind with a little telepathy
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>>4130886
>>4130893
+1

A man shouldn't have to dance on his own
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Tradition is tradition eh?
>writing

And this is as much of a roll for you as it is for Yamcha
Let's see how the scar faced bandit fares
Best of 4
DC: 13
Crit: 18
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>>4130928
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>>4130928
K
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>>4130929
>>4130931
This is very Yamcha I feel, at least as he is in this quest.
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>>4130939
Boy wouldn't it be funny if I overrode it just because this is Yamcha?
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>>4130950
Let him have one win. He needs it.
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>>4130950
I feel like Yamcha has been putting the most umph into trying to get better after seeing us or at least he was the most vocal. Let him have his win.
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>>4130950
He succeeds but something unexpected happens and he winds up in the Yamcha pose?
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>>4130959
That sounds like something Toyotaro would write.
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>>4130950
He can succeed. He did, critically. As long as he ends up in a crater in the Yamcha pose in the end, all is right with the universe.
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>>4130971
Fuck that. The memes about as old and used up as it gets let thr guy get the W.
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>>4130986
t. Yamcha.
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"A'ight, listen here.
What I'm about to say may sound like nonsense, trust me I get it.
I thought it was nothing but "magic mushrooms" and other such nonsense but I assure you, it works!"

"Okay man, okay!
Just tell me already! Don't keep me in suspense."

"Just... make sure you don't laugh it off when you hear it.
You... need to do a dance."

"A... what?"

"I told you.
It sounds ludicrous but it works. I tried it and only stepped back at the last moment."

"Um... why?"

"Because... Buu didn't like the idea.
He seemed genuinely afraid."

"Right... you got Majin Buu inside you. Always forget.
But MAN even he was afraid of it?"
It seems like you piqued his interest.

"I could take off the glasses to remind you-"

"P-Please keep them on!
Bad memories."

"A'ight."
You let go of your shades and resume the explanation of the technique.
"The dance is needed to get into the right state of mind.
After that it's just a matter of riding the lightning until you get to the point where it just... sorta happens.
Given how you already seem to be attuned to your "totem" it should be even easier for you.
Come on. I'll show you the ropes, just move like I do."

"H-Hey! If Buu doesn't like it then won't that be a problem for you?"

"Nah. Don't worry about it.
Buu's smart enough to know I'm not ACTUALLY doing it."

"He... WHAT?"

"Come on!
Do it after me!"

Without any further words you start shambling from left to right, rhythmically bobbing up and down while grunting.
Yamcha seems... unconvinced by your method so you have to roar at him a few times to get back in line.
And while the viking drums are already beating in your ears like the sharts of Odin, it looks like the wolf man has trouble getting started.
Odd. Do these guys even know what a viking is? Maybe that's the issue. He doesn't have a frame of reference.
Well... that could be easily fixed.

"Are you sure this is working man?
I don't feel any-"
And just like that you start pushing a few key things into the forefront of his subconscious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKPvspyyyQ

Yamcha falls silent as a roaring campfire appears before his eyes. His mouth moves as if he wants to ask the others if they can see it but only silent gasps come out as the rest of the imagery kicks in.
Now the drums of war beat in his ears, your combined grunts somehow form a war chant sung by a hundred warriors.
Slowly but surely the beat and the imagery take over and Yamcha is no longer merely copying your movements, he's doing the dance on his own.
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>>4130990
It's just gotten old fast. It's like beating a dead horse it was funny the first couple of times I saw it then it got just sad.
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>>4130995
It was done to death before Super even happened.
The only thing of any worth that came out of that meme was the one shot during the Baseball filler story
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>>4130995
Oh and the Destructive Finish in FighterZ where Yamcha kicks Nappas ass so hard he enters the Yamcha pose
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>>4131003
It'd be nice to just see him still standing at least once after the smoke clears, even if he's beat to shit.
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What I really love about getting Yamcha in touch with his totem is that giving him berzerkergang turns all the memes into fuel for the fire. All the pain, death, humiliation, and self-loathing has somewhere constructive to go. He's let himself and his totem down, and when he acknowledges it, his totem just says "Do not be sorry. BE BETTER!!!"
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>>4131008
>Yamcha finally gets what he needed most
>a father figure
Yeah I can see it.
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>>4131008
So you're saying his totem is literally the Courage Wolf meme?
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>>4131016
Would be cool.
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>>4131016
After the shit he's been through?
Niqqa show him a Saibamen and it becomes this
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>>4131016
Sure. Maybe with a dash of Insanity Wolf when appropriate.
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>>4131016
Aw man, that's a fucking old one.
Perfectly outdated for a character in a popular shonen series.
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>>4131024
>>4131025
>>4131026
This is now my headcanon for Yamcha's inner wolf. Not even Nega-Som's depiction will change this.
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>>4130994
>Odd. Do these guys even know what a viking is? Maybe that's the issue. He doesn't have a frame of reference.
>Well... that could be easily fixed.
They probably have some equivalent that was never mentioned, but even if they don't... These guys would probably be at least a little familiar with totems and such:
https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Karinga_Tribe
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>>4131030
Let's not make Yamcha a fucking Skinwalker or a Wendigo... please?
By the way, what's with the amerimutts fascination with Skinwalkers? Wendigos I get but I never got the appeal of the other one
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>>4131032
A. Skinwalkers are cool/scary, B. Native American lore.
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>>4131032
I'm an american, and I think the answer is: Filthy furries.
Wendigo are far superior in all regards and hella fucking dope too. Skinwalkers are just bad furbait.
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>>4131032
It's familiar enough compared to werewolves to give them a surface point of reference, but it encapsulates totally different ideas born from Native American lore which makes them more mysterious than the European werewolf. As I understand it, it also contrasts to the Wendigo, which is evil born from human failure and weakness in the face of the taboo, to the Skinwalker's very intentional and premeditated evil resulting from them essentially being corrupt dark shamans.
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>>4131039
If they end up bad furbait, then the one using them is doing it wrong. Which is unfortunately very common. They should be scary as fuck, and from what little google has told me they're supposed to be universally evil or something.
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>>4131046
They're also basically native american fallen angels in some versions of the myth.
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>>4131032
I personally like skinwalkers just because I live near a Navajo rez and have had a couple of native buddies who have told some good stories.
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The others present don't miss this little detail however and Krillin is quick to speak up about it.
"Uuuuh... Yamcha? You alrig-"

But you quickly cover his mouth.
"Shhhhh! Don't snap him out of it!"

Yamcha keeps grunting, huffing and puffing and growling as he slips further into the berserker dance.
But while his manifesting totem does uncomfortably remind you of Sigurd, it's also... wrong, different.
Feeling a storm brewing you put up your guard just a second before the inevitable explosion happens.
From deep within his body a frankly alarming amount of energy erupts, shocking everyone present.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"Gave the wolf back its fangs!"
You grin as you shield your eyes to the best of your ability from the wind.
But you still feel like giving them a proper explanation.
"If my guess is correct he just about reached the very bedrock of his soul. And now that the lid's blown off all the dormant energy inside him is escaping... alongside all his pent up emotions!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK0w67B4EtU

"HIS WHAT?!"

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Turning back your attention to the issue at hand you watch as things keep unraveling and the difference between Yamcha and your granpappy are becoming apparent.
His aura begins cladding him like Sigurd, forming fur, fangs and claws around his body as well as various other minor changes mostly associated with wolves.
However... his don't last and the great energy he unlocked is being drained.

"What's going on?
He's not gaining any energy! He's loosing it!"

"HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
I've seen this thing work twice and this didn't happen ONCE!"
But as you speak you notice that the fucking SUN just went out and you look up to see what just happened.
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh... fuck."

A giant, semi-transparent wolf towers above the Kame House and casts a shadow over all of you.
Its presence is so overwhelming that even the growling Yamcha is snapped out of his bestial trance, which shockingly doesn't manage to make the animal disappear.
"U-Uuuuuuuh... dude? L-Little help?"

>W-Well... talk to it?
>Isn't it obvious? KICK! ITS! ASS!
>Don't look at me! I'm just as lost as you are!
>Other?
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>>4131069
>Try talking to it. And if that doesn't work kick it's ass.
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>>4131069
>>Don't look at me! I'm just as lost as you are!
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>>4131069
>Other
This is probably a deeply personal thing that Yamcha has to take care of himself. It’s a manifestation of whatever he was feeling during the dance. He’ll either need to come to terms with it or tame it, by force or otherwise would be my guess.
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>>4131069
>Don't look at me! I'm just as lost as you are!
I have no Earthly idea what the fuck is going on, but whatever you do, I recommend that you dig in your heels and do it like you mean it!
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>>4131069
>W-Well... talk to it?
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>>4131081
Additionally: it can and WILL break you if you let it. Totally slipped my mind.
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>>4131069
>>Other

Going by story logic and anime this is probably a manifestation of his inner powers, yamcha is gonna have to beat it and tame it or it'll consume him
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>>4131069
>YOU MADE THE DAMN THING! YOU TALK TO IT!
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>>4131069
>W-Well... talk to it?
>I know your angry. I know you want to be better but do you want to give in completely? Do you want to be less than before by giving in to negativity?! You are the wolf be better!
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>>4131096
Add on.
>Remember it represents a part of you. A part that was bottled up

Sorry if this seems redundanclt.
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I do hope that "I have no idea" wins.
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?!"
>"I MEAN I DON'T KNOW! THIS IS THE PART WHERE BUU WUSSED OUT AND BEGGED ME TO TAG IN RATHER THAN DEAL WITH THE FALLOUT!"
>"THAT JUST RAISES MORE QUESTIONS!!!"
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>>4131069
>Okay yeah now I get why Buu was scared.
>Good luck Yamcha.
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>>4131096
>>4131101
+1
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Heh
>writing

And because Yamchad succeeded (somehow) he doesn't have to roll again
Good job
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"Dude... I have no Earthly idea what the fuck is going on...
But it probably can and will kill you if you let it so... don't?"

"WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE JUST AS LOST AS I AM?
I THOUGHT YOU ARE THE EXPERT!"

"Well I quit before I went this far because of Buu!
And even then I don't think I would've done this!"

"But YOU told me to do this!
So talk to it man!"

"ME?!
YOU made this thing with probably all your repressed anger and insecurities! YOU talk to it!"

The others who've been quietly standing by, mostly because they were choking on their own spit finally get around to voicing their concern.
"At the very least you could help him out you know!"
Tien complains.

Quickly snapping your head to him, you give the triclopse a serious look.
"You really think so? You want me to undermine the whole point of this?
This is a deeply spiritual event, one that he must face himself..."
You lie through your teeth. Ain't no way you get tangled up in something even Buu was afraid of.

They all nod in acknowledgement and turn their attention to their friend.
"Yamcha... you can do it!"

*GULP*
"T-Thanks.
Well... wish me luck!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRCrqec5uA4

"Are you quite done?"

"U-wuh-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?"
The reaction is pretty much the same from everyone.
The fucking wolf talked. Of course it can fucking talk! EVERYTHING TALKS IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN UNIVERSE!
Next thing you know and there will be singing mountains with faces on them!

But that still doesn't detract from the awe inspiring display of this beast in the slightest.
"W-Wah? Y-You can talk?"
Yamcha asks it.

The wolf doesn't answer but instead takes a single, earth shaking step forward which causes its "owner" to fall on his ass in fear.
A single puff from its nose is enough to create a terrifyingly powerful gust of wind that further adds to its intimidation factor as it leans in on Yamcha.
"Look at you. Weak... pathetic... worthless.
Yet you dare to awaken me? Ridiculous..."

"W-What are you?"

"I am what you are, I am what you're ashamed of, I am what you bury deep down hoping it won't rear its head.
I am what you could be... if you weren't a sniveling coward..."
This fucker is Yamchas Id. This is BAD!
But... at the very least he too comprehends that much.
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He stands up and dusts himself off, his eyes permanently fixated on the ground. He can't bear to look it in the eyes.
"I guess you're pretty mad at me then.
I know I am. All the time..."

"I'm not mad.
I'm just disappointed."

"..."

"You used to be something, someone.
One of the strongest of the world, now discarded and forgotten, irrelevant and pointless.
How the mighty have fallen. One such as you does not deserve to call himself a wolf."

"I'm sorry..."

"Hmmm?"

"Yeah, you're right.
I'm a failure and I've been one for a while now. I guess... I guess after being so thoroughly humiliated over and over again despite trying so hard really took the wind out of my sails.
So for what it's worth, I'm sorry that you have to be one with a loser like me."

"You misunderstand."

"Huh?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g62i7Q2qKo

"I don't want your apology. I don't want your self pity.
Don't be sad. Be better! The wolf does not grovel!
If its position is challenged it does not give up and die! It stands and FIGHTS!
If you've really had enough then bare your fangs and roar! Become the wolf and my strength shall be yours!
But in turn you won't back down! You won't stop! And you WILL keep going!
Now... I WANT TO HEAR YOU HOWL!"

The normally calm waves have begun to stir.
They crash violently behind the wolf as it delivers its speech and in make Yamcha struggle with his response.
But judging by the tears running down his face, he's about to deliver quite a response.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Well, it's not quite a howl... but it'll do.
The wolf nods and its translucent body begins to dissolve into the very ki that makes it up.
All the energy that he previously released returns to Yamcha and begins to swirl around choice parts of his body until they settle down as wispy, white patches of ghastly fur.
He's caught off guard by the sensation and he touches the strand like "hairs" on his forearm.
"Ouch! This is cold!"

Smiling, you step up to him and pat the guy on the shoulder.
"Congratulations. Now don't let it go to waste!"
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Aaaaand this is it for now!
Thank y'all for playing!
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>>4131237
Thanks for the run!
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>>4131237
that was cool Nega-Som
thanks for the run
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>>4131237
ありがとうございます
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>>4131234
Well if nothing else Eric shook things up. Hard to maintain the pity party (even tought they allready stated improvements before this) when one took a sledgehammer to it.

Now the guys have science stuff about Awakening, We shared how to train control better (Asuming Yamcha will give out the method), Roshi intraduced an exercise that would boost their senses and balance and if Yamcha ever truly decipher it he could teach the totems. (Even if I doubt others would go for that)

Now they have lots of shit to do.
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>>4132519
If nothing else, I'd like to give Tien how2psychic and Krillin how2magic 101 and let them go from there.

Tien does have some degree of psychic potential, so even without giving him any access to our time shenanigans (I don't think Hit would appreciate that either) what we COULD do Is how to better unlock his fundamentals, then teach him what Hit taught us about imbuing our strikes with it. Maximum contact or minimum, and his style should be good for the minimum.

As for Krillin, just teach him what Sala taught us. Give him the basics and let him go from there. I'm sure he'd appreciate the versatility.

Then they can repay us with a technique each now or down the line and we'll be on our way.
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>>4132177
W-wut?

>>4132519
Oh believe me, after this they are gonna step on the gas
We super HUMAN quest nao

>>4132687
>psychic Tien
That ws also my idea
Though I didnt think of magic Krillin
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>>4132895
Hear me out: Tien gets real fuckin good at Psychic shit, maybe especially telepathy, so he can use it in conjunction with his natural talent at copying techniques(at least, thats how he was in DB). Knowing what someone will do before they do it and blowing them the fuck out with their own technique before they can pull it off.
Alternatively he finally gets around to stealing Tao’s pressure point techniques which are so fucking useful that I get an aneurism every time I think about how nobody else does that shit
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>>4132934
>Knowing what someone will do before they do it and blowing them the fuck out with their own technique before they can pull it off.
I do love me a good Sharingan special!
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>>4132895
このような魅力的な配偶者を維持するには、クリリンに大きなペニスが必要です。
鳥山先生は決して認めないでしょう...
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>>4132934
>Alternatively he finally gets around to stealing Tao’s pressure point techniques which are so fucking useful that I get an aneurism every time I think about how nobody else does that shit

Tbf, I question the effectiveness of pressure point techniques on their mainly non-human enemies. Even with Saiyans you'd be just as likely to hand the a power-up as cripple their fighting effectiveness. Not a bad thing to have in the back pocket for hman foes though.
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>>4134077
Eh, Dragonball Earth is full of weird shit, like dinosaur people, demons, and shapeshifters. I imagine the pressure points can work on non-human targets, with some exceptions like Freeza’s species’ freakish bullshit physiology.
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>>4134160
Come to think of it, wonder if we can pick up some shapeshifting? I’d assume it’s some sorta magic, would probably be pretty useful. Could conceal our eyes, if nothing else. Honestly, there’s a bunch of useful stuff over on this Earth to pick up. Four Witches, Multiform, shapeshifting, probably a bunch of other shit I can’t remember off the top of my head.
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>>4134164
Four witches and multiform are exclusive to the three eyed people in canon
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>>4134285
Hm, too bad about Four Witches then. Don't multiple people use Multiform in DBZ though, like Piccolo and Krillin?
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>>4134306
That's called the tri-form technique.
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>>4134285
Hey not-som. What are the chances of Kale unlocking wrath mode since she's basically u6 broly?
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>>4134346
On her own? Slim to none
With someones help? Nearly guaranteed
Kefla WAS in wrath state for a brief moment when she first appeared when you fused Oozaru Caulifla with Kale
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>>4134411
I'm guessing we just need to figure out a thing?

Also could we hunt down earth's dragon balls and rez goku's family? Or is that not really an option? I figured it could be something we could do to reward bardock for helping us out.
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>>4134307
Huh, really? Didn’t know there was a difference. Well, would like to pick Tri-form up, then. We’d probably get a lot more mileage out of it then the Z-Fighters, since we’ve got techniques like Time Stopping and Skipping, Portals, our Psychic powers, and just generally rely a lot less on brute strength then they do. Wonder how psychic powers and magic and such interact with it. Does it divide them up like it does Ki power? Or do they not suffer nearly as much loss? Curious how it interacts with Buu, as well.
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Good news.
Looks like I might be able to run on Saturday, or at least I'll try my best

>>4134417
I mean, you already have a better grasp of the whole Legendary Super Saiyan thing than most thanks to your few mind-melds with Kale.
Though... if you met Broly...

Also, you could.
But since you don't have Moro level mojo you'd need help

>>4134481
As far as I know the "multiform" technique used by Krillin and Piccolo were anime only. So not canon.
Even if it was real I imagine it'd be like a worse copy of Multiform, since that ability is race locked so it must be quite special

>>4134037
I finally got around to machine translating these
Not gonna lie, I kek'd.
You get 1 free Omake request. Name anything and I'll do it
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>>4134548
>You get 1 free Omake request. Name anything and I'll do it
Broly finally starts to notice how ill adjusted Goku is despite being a hermit for his entire life.
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>>4134548
>Anime only so not canon
As if that stopped you in the past, goyim
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>>4134548
>Also, you could.
>But since you don't have Moro level mojo you'd need help

good thing bulma has a dragon radar.
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You know we never did solve hit's issue with Sadala.
Did everyone just forget about it?
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>>4134883
He doesn't want it solved
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>>4134417
We could simply tell King Yemma and/or Dende that Bardock (and Raditz, to a lesser extent) were instrumental in finding Towa. Without their guidance, there was a very real possibility of Towa catching on and fleeing before we could make a move.
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>>4135188
I also want to rez Gine too. So as long as that happens I'll be happy.
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Holy shit bros
About a week ago a few corona victims popped up in my country and now every university is closed off
In addition new signs warning people of areas under quarantine are circulating in the precinct
I approve of the measures but FUCK it's making me nervous as hell
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Rereading the old threads Kale actually went into wrath state as far back as thread three.
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>>4135759
Neat. That simplifies things
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>>4135763
Granted it was a one time thing and kind of got covered by the fact she got super saiyan back right after that fight.
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the only really downside of wrath state/mode is that you're in constant fucking pain from it.
If you've got insane pain tolerance then it's not really a down side but until then it sucks.
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>>4135772
It's such a cool little detail though
Broly doesn't just scream because he's hyped up, he's in constant pain as the energy literally bursts out of him
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So did people forget about this?

>"There are a group of particularly nasty people who are planning on starting shit and are in a VERY good position to take over the Absolute Zero pirates.

Or did we handle it before the tournament kicked off?
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Kale apparently unlocked wrath state in Thread 8 but that was when we helped her get her super saiyan for under control.

you still rolling with that not som?

Here's a quote so you can find it in the archive yourself.

>And as for Kales transformation: She's now capable of using Wrath State without going completely bonkers.
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>>4135884
I forgot but now I'm rolling with it again
Yeah, it's been a while

And
>>4135851
No
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>>4136186
>I forgot but now I'm rolling with it again
>Yeah, it's been a while
Well that's one less thing to do.
>>4136186
>No
Cool. The tournament stuff took so long I wouldn't be surprised if people straight up forgot about that.
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Rereading through the tournament threads did we ever do anything for Domi's grandmom's bone cancer or find a cure that doesn't involve asking our kids?
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>>4137911
Sam split the prize money with her
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>>4137911
Also asked kids about it and received the answer that they would need data about it or something along those lines.
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Everyone stares at the Yamcha whose forearm is now clad in an ethereal patch of fur made of solid energy.
It's a bit odd how it's localized on such a small area but then again, when you pulled it off all it amounted to were a pair of horns.
Both of those are a far cry from the near full body clad of Sigurd. You suppose it needs to be mastered before it grows.

"S-So... how do you feel man?"
Krillin asks him, a bit shaken.

"It... it's unreal!
I don't know where all this power's coming from but... I feel like I could take on the whole WORLD right now!
THIS IS AMAZING!"

"I can't really serve you a proper explanation.
It seems to draw from the very bottom of the well so to speak, the bedrock of your potential.
But it does seem a bit much for that... always was come to think of it. I guess because it needs a totem to function at all there's more to it than meets the eye.
If I had to guess I'd say it allows you to tap into the life force of nature itself."

"Like the spirit bomb?"

"Kinda.
But instead of an explosion, it's just a little simmer.
Don't expect the same kinda force from this. Then again... I've seen what it does to a typical human.
Since you guys are already superhuman... yeah, scratch what I just said."

"AWESOME!
Hey! Dude! Can I try it out? Y'know, like last time with your technique!
I wanna see the comparison!"

>Sure. Hit me
>No, but we can have a fight!
>Hold your horses! Get used to it, learn it, master it! Then we can talk.
>Other?
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>>4137975
>Hold your horses! Get used to it, learn it, master it! Then we can talk.
It's just the barest spark of what it could be, after all.
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>>4137975
>Hold your horses! Get used to it, learn it, master it! Then we can talk.
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>Hold your horses! Get used to it, learn it, master it! Then we can talk.
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>>4137975
>Hold your horses! Get used to it, learn it, master it! Then we can talk.
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Okay
Not testing out the effects then
>writing
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"Hold your horses tough guy! We're not doing any of that."

"What? Why?"

"Well first off, it's not even done yet! This is just the barest spark of the whole thing.
And besides, you just unlocked it now! If you use it in such a state you'll just hurt something. Most likely yourself.
So here's the deal: Get used to it, train it, complete it, master it!
Then we'll talk about a match."

"Wait so you mean to tell me there's more to this?!"

You let out a chuckle.
"What? Just because you managed to do it you thought you're done?
Is the Kamehameha you're shooting now the same as it was the first time you learned it?
If I learned anything it's that you're NEVER done. The one I saw from its inceptor covers nearly your whole body. This... is nothing than a little appetizer.
Do that... and I'll more than happily tango with you."

"Okay. I get what you mean."
Yamcha looks at his forearm and after looking through the energy wrapped around his arm he smiles.
"Can't wait to see what that's gonna be like!"

His concentration fades and the cold, calm energy with it.
Hopefully he'll be able to stick to his guns and manage to complete the technique.
But with that out of the way you look at the others and give them a curious cock of your eyebrow.
They don't seem like a good fit for the technique, one is far too rigid and focused, the other too meek to even attempt it.

>Tien? How about you? Can I do something for you?
>Hey Krillin, wanna be the next one?
>Are we done here?
>Other?
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>>4138021
>Tien? How about you? Can I do something for you?
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>>4138021
>Tien? How about you? Can I do something for you?
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>>4138021
>Hey Krillin, wanna be the next one?
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>>4138021
>Tien? How about you? Can I do something for you?
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So... Guess we doin' this as well
>writing
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"How about you gents? Want to join in on this while I'm at it?
Krillin?"

"NO!
! mean... thanks man but no thanks!
Your methods seem a bit extreme for me! I think I'll just stick to my own methods.
Maybe come up with a few new moves, maybe improve the ones I already know."

"A'ight.
How about you Tien?
You interested?"

"Depends. What you got to offer?"

"I don't know.
What would you want?"

"That whole psychic stuff is really tempting.
I've written all of it off after Chiaotzus failings-"

"HEY!"

"But you seem to have made it actually work.
And if my guess is correct, that's what enabled you to transcend your human limitations in the first place.
So I'd gladly check it out to shake off my shackles."

"Wait... I know this is a dickish question but are you actually human?
Y'know with that... thing."
You point at your forehead and run circles around with your finger.

"I am.
I'm a descendant of humans and members of the three eyed tribe.
That makes me a hybrid I guess. Doesn't mean much in terms of physical force sadly."

"Does that mean you have any... special talents?"

"Just the Four Witches and the Multiform techniques.
The one where I grow two more arms and the other lets me split into multiple clones."

"That sounds neat."

"But it also splits my energy in half with every copy."

"Damn..."

"Yeah.
I should have more... But I lost those thanks to my master.
Now I'm just a human, like you."

"A'ight, I can work with that.
So what do you want specifically?"

"Since I doubt you showed your entire hand and that means I can't make an educated choice...
I'll leave it up to you."

"Right.
Thanks for making it easy for me!"

"Hey, I'm the one who'll have to endure whatever you throw at me.
I don't have to pity you."

"Okay, okay-"

>I guess an advanced course in Awakening would be the best bet
>Then standard psychic exercise it is. I'll show you the ropes, you can develop it from that
>This is a trade secret so I expect you to keep it that way! Anyhow, here's how to skip time!
>Other?
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>>4138073
>>Then standard psychic exercise it is. I'll show you the ropes, you can develop it from that
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>>4138073
>Then standard psychic exercise it is. I'll show you the ropes, you can develop it from that
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>>4138073
>>Then standard psychic exercise it is. I'll show you the ropes, you can develop it from that
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>>4138073
>Then standard psychic exercise it is. I'll show you the ropes, you can develop it from that
>At the wery end demonstrate space and time fuckery. Not to teach them but as a few of the many posible advanced applications.

We open the path for him first. Then when basics have been pounded in we show him shines that the path might contain just to confirm that he chose his path well.
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>>4138073
>Then standard psychic exercise it is. I'll show you the ropes, you can develop it from that
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Okay
Time to start rollin' for schoolin'
Best of 4

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Will 16 give us a L again?
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Wrong roll. Need a 1d21
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"Okay, then we'll be going over some of the fundamentals of psionics.
Once we unlock it for you and teach you the basics you'll find it surprisingly familiar, like training your muscles.
Except this time you'll have to work the most important muscle in your body: your brain."

"As long as that doesn't mean having to solve puzzles or play chess to boost my mental capacity, I'm fine with it."

"Nah nothing like that.
Like I said, muscle. Just use them over and over again and it should grow like Ki.
At first you'll find it draining you quite quick but over time your reserves will expand."

"Okay. How do I do then?
Because anytime I asked Chiaotzu how to do that he just shrugged."

"It's because I'm naturally psychic! I can't explain it!
Just like how you can't explain someone how to move their muscles!"

"He's actually right.
There is no good way to teach it to you like something from a text book.
Once you experience it however you should be able to replicate the effect effortlessly."

"Really?
You sure about that?"

"Are you questioning the methods of an angel?"

"Well if you put it like that... okay.
How do we do that?"

"Simple."
You step up to him and reach up to his bald scalp so you can wrap your fingers around his cranium.
"First we do this-"

"Uuuuummm..."

"Shhhhh just let me focus. Haven't actually done this before.
Gotta figure it out from memory-"

"YOU WHA-"

Thinking back on the moment that your own potential was unlocked you try your best to recall how it happened.
And judging by what you felt at that moment it really wasn't anything special. Just a great overload of psychic energy which sorta... removed the blockers on your brain, like great pressure forming cracks on a dam and letting the waters rush through.
So that's what you do.

Your grip gets tighter and you thrust your hand forward slightly as you push a tremendous amount of raw psionic force into Tiens head.
His body violently jerks around as if struck by electricity, a clear sign of your "lack of grace" compared to Vados as your own body did little more than vibrate back in the day.
But even as the others present freak out you press on and continue to push your minds load onto the weaker mind until his brain overflows and the excess energy reaches the rest of the body.
His eyes almost roll back in their sockets and white foam pools up in his mouth as his body is overstimulated past the breaking point.

But despite the alarming signs you DO see the breakthrough coming and press on!
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Doesn't having Psychic powers give us insane range on our ki sensing abilities?
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>>4138213
Yes, why?
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>>4138216
we might kind of be doing Tien a disfavor here via letting him sense how fucked up the galaxy is.
On the other hand if he ever figures out teleporting or picks up IT off of goku he's going have a much easier time getting around.
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Well I guess the roll was how gently we did it. I'm guessing the guy will be out of it for a while.
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>>4138229
we could probably instantly fix him up via magic.
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>>4138229
16 means we're going in dry
Just like best android
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>>4138237
"Dear Valve, every time big metal man hit me my character stops moving forever."
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As you deliver the final, greatest push you see the blood vessels of Tien flare up with sinister light, making him glow briefly before the deluge of energy dissipates.
He falls to his knees, panting and distressed, unsure as to what just transpired yet fully aware of it.
"What... the hell.... was that?"

"Never said it'd be pleasant, did I?
I'm not as gentle or skilled as Vados and likely never will be.
Still I think I got the point across. Do you think you get it now?"

Tien struggles to his feet but manages to eventually stand upright once more.
"Y-Yeah... as strange as that sounds."
He extends his hands and stares at his fingers.
"This is... insane. It's as if some sort of veil was lifted. I can feel the alien energy within and around me!
C-Can I really control it?"

"Sure you can.
Here. I'll show you. Give that hand here."
You take his arm and point at the center of his palm.
"Take all that energy and focus it into this single point. Let it build up and... let it out."
He closes all three of his eyes and tries his best but fails.
"Concentrate!"

A vein pops out on his forehead as he struggles to channel the yet new energy through his body.
After a minute or two however he does manage to pull through and a purple flame of psychic origins sprouts from his hand.
Pure, burning mental energy.

If only for a moment he succeeds and then he falls to his knees as he starts panting.
"It's... too much."

You pat him on the shoulder.
"But you did it. That's what matters.
Now it's only a matter of time until you build up your reserves."

"And... what now?"

>Rest. No need to push yourself or you risk injury
>I'll lend you some of my reserves and we practice
>Hit the books and go through the principles
>Other?
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>>4138255
>Rest. No need to push yourself or you risk injury
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>>4138255
>Rest. No need to push yourself or you risk injury
>That said. When you get better and your heads not spliting from the pain I think you should visit Bulma. Being a Psychic is to control the rules of the world by your mind witch is in away opposed to magic witch is to bend the rules with your soul... Point is she understands the natural world and I bet she can give you ideas on what you can practice.
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>>4138255
>Hit the books and go through the principles

Try moving simple objects first. Try to substitute simple tasks that you’d do with your arms/legs with psionics. Try substituting Ki sending with psi sensing.

Trying to go absolutely balls to the walls insane training without good guidance (IE Vados or Hit) might lead to a lasting injury. Hell, there were times when Eric did that *with* oversight from Hit/Vados that would have ended badly if there wasn’t a clutch roll.
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>>4138273
This plus.
>Then again there's the classics of telekinesis and telepathy they are deacent start.
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Why not give him the same training we received from vados?
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>>4138293
couldn't that just be hitting the books and principles?
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>>4138255
>Other?
>>Try and magic some null metal. If we cannot, attempt to psionically suppress Tien in increments of resistance, letting him develop it like we did.
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>>4138273
supporting this.
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So... I waited since this
>>4138299
garnered some attention
Resting mixed with the above mentioned calm studying it is
>writing
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Oh and I kinda forgot
Since you are attempting to make Null Metal you need to roll for it
Best of 5
DC: 17 no crit
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I wonder if I suck just as muck as everyone else...
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>>4138326
Yes I do. It seems we are rolling low today boys.
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"Dr Eric prescribes you a full course of recuperation.
Your *ahem* ascension was quite a bit more violent than mine so you'd need to recover least you hurt yourself during practice.
After you're done however you should start with minor things, like studying the nature of your newfound powers or the incorporation of minor powers into your every day life, like moving small objects solely with your mind such as toothbrushes and such."
You explain to him.
"Once your head no longer feels like splitting after the slightest bit of use Bulma should be able to help you getting to know and explore your new depths."

"I see.
It would make sense to figure this out in a controlled environment, even if it doesn't sit well with me as a martial artist.
Anything else?"

"Oh yeah, about the latter part! I just remembered how I did it.
There was that one exercise that let me develop myself much quicker. Think of it like mental weight training.
Although I don't know where we could get you the material for it..."

"What material?"

"Null Metal.
A psychic blocker that when worn greatly restricts you."

"Just like our weighted clothing."

"Yes but it's supposedly very rare.
Hold on, I think I might be able to think of something-"
You pick up a decently sized rock off the ground and start channeling frankly (by your standards) obscene amounts of magical energy into it in the hopes of transmuting it.

Initially it looks like you're gonna be able to pull it off...
However it doesn't take long at all until your plan starts falling apart at the very seams.
"AAAAAARGH!"
You fall to your knees and shriek.

"What's wrong boy?!"
Master Roshi quickly walks over to you and places a hand on your shoulder as you cry out in agony.

"FUCK! I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH!"
The plan was solid, to create Null Metal with magic is quite possible. Unfortunately for you however you failed to account to one thing: You are a psionic. And you're trying to create a materiel anathema to you.
With your mind attempting to create a substance that, by its own accounts cannot be creates a feedback loop which gives you a nice little throwback to the days when you barely had control over your powers and the act of using Awakening almost killed you.

Your mind begins to race as it struggles with the creation of the Null Metal.
The sensation of pain and anguish manifest as stray bolts of energy nullifying all sound within their vicinity, resulting in a silent scream spread across your face.
Yet... you succeed.
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Wait, why did we try to create null metal when there was only one vote for it?
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>>4138390
We really really REALLY suck at magic, if we weren't fused with buu and getting him to brute force most of the process we would have turned ourselves into jello a long time ago
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>>4138398
we need to get lessons from vados. That's the main issue.
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>>4138398
i dunno bro i thought we got over our magic suckage a little bit back
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>>4138396
QM liked it so he took it. Really no other explanation I think.
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>>4138396
I mean your sporadic vote changing kinda threw me off.
I thought it was at least two people voting for it
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The tenebrous element forms in your hand, just the size of a small bead but it's there.
Though the decrease in size has some... troubling implications it does not detract from your success.
Panting, sweating and on your knees you raise your palm on which the enigmatic metal sphere rests.
"There... now take it... before I fucking toss it away!"

"N-Not sure I want to anymore-"

"TAKE IT!"

Terrified by your sudden outburst he quickly reaches for the pearl and examines it in his hands.
"This feels... so strange."

It takes you a few moments before it's even possible for you to stand up.
Once the strength returns to your legs however and the intense pain fades you start giving him an explanation.
"I had that tied to me for a while. It's rough but you get used to it rather quick.
Even though the process is slow every bit of progress you make with it will translate into leaps once you remove it.
Just remember to keep it on and to not stress yourself too much and you should be fine.
Oh and... just don't mind the screams once you develop."

He nods in acknowledgement, even if he seems concerned by that last sentence.
"I see. Thank you.
Hopefully with this I'll be able to make some considerable progress."

"I'm sure you will.
However I think this is it for me. Not in much of a shape to train others anymore.
God that one really stung... fuck!"

"Yeah, no kidding.
You don't see something like that every day.
So... I guess this is goodbye for now."

>Yeap. But you better be improved the next time we meet or I'm kicking your asses
>Actually I wanna go back to Capsule Corp first and get my stuff
>Nah, I wanna just chill and explore space a bit
>Other?
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>>4138450
>>Actually I wanna go back to Capsule Corp first and get my stuff

What did we leave at Capsule corp again?
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>>4138450
>Actually I wanna go back to Capsule Corp first and get my stuff
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>>4138450
>Yeap. But you better be improved the next time we meet or I'm kicking your asses
>On the other hand take my little girl to ice cream place or somthing if you see her if you want to replay me. I promised Bulma to let her visit and play with the 2 brats.
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>>4138460
The jaws of the demon king
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>>4138450
>Actually I wanna go back to Capsule Corp first and get my stuff
>On the other hand take my little girl to ice cream place or somthing if you see her if you want to replay me. I promised Bulma to let her visit and play with the 2 brats.
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Well well well
Guess what time it is!
>writing
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>>4138500
Meeting vegeta?
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>>4138500
Please tell me he has a fucking bean so it's at least a fair fight.
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"Nah I think I'll head back to Capsule Corps and say bye to everyone at once.
Besides, I think I left my mask there."

"Isn't that broken?"

"It has sentimental value...
And I killed a LOT of people to get that! I'm not leaving it in another universe like some junk!"
Looking away from the others for a moment you give Master Roshi a little bow.
"Thanks for your time master!"

"Don't mention it.
I quite like it when you youngsters come and make a ruckus.
It's a nice change of pace."

"And erm... thank you too Turtle."

"You're welcome."

After saying goodbye you and the rest of the gang leave Kame House behind to return to where you started.
The dome shaped building of Capsule Corporation still fills you with equal parts wonder and confusion as you enter it.
Such a grand technological marvel inside a universe made up of and held together by wacky madness.

Inside the blue haired brilliant scientist was already waiting for your arrival as she gets up from whatever she was doing to greet you.
"So... how did it go?"

"Better than expected.
Lads?"

"It was okay."

"It freakin' rocked!"

"Yeah I managed to get Yamcha and Tien up to snuff a little bit.
They'll have to do the rest themselves however."

"Well that's more than anyone else has done really."
Bulma then starts rummaging through her chaotic pile of stuff which you suppose is her workplace.
"And as thanks I fixed up your little macabre accessory."

"Shucks you really didn't have to!"

"I did.
Seemed like it meant a lot to you so I did my best to put it back together.
Besides, since I'm not actively working anymore it's nice to just tinker with something every now and then."

"...
What did you do to it?"
You stare at the thing in your hand, struggling to hold back the growing half-chub in your pants.

"Oh that?
I started off just glueing it back together but that didn't seem sufficient.
After all, it was just going to break again. So I encased it in metal which improved its durability considerably.
Then I thought since I went that far I might as well add a few extra things to compensate for the extra weight.
So I installed a rebreather in there. Should filter out any pollutants and help you draw in more oxygen in a fight since that can be a problem.
Plus, the metal was muffling outgoing voice so I added a communicator in there. Should be compatible with scouters from your universe."

"Holy shit..."

"Well? What are you waiting for?
Try it on!"
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>>4138580
Bejita practically lives on Senzu sandwiches
He probably has some lying around
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you know I wonder what geetz will make of how saiyan Eric's gotten mentally.
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if we wanted to prank geetz couldn't we tell Bulma about the tail pressure point?
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>>4138591
>if we wanted to prank geetz couldn't we tell Bulma about the tail pressure point?
Vegeta would officially owe us one at that point. I want this.
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>>4138593
Sadly can't do the same for goku. Kami removed his last tail in a way that made it so he couldn't grow a new one back.
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>>4138593
i think vegeta removed his tail himself because goku doesn't have one and wants to beat him with the same 'Handicap'
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>>4138597
nope. His got cut off by Yajrombi. He just never grew it back.
Bulma will probably be thankful for the info on exactly how sensitive saiyans are on their spine.
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>>4138595
>Sadly can't do the same for goku
Good.
>>4138597
His tail didn't grow back after the first bout with Goku.
I'm gonna assume it's a result of the healing fluid causing the stump to heal over fast enough to where his body wasn't able to pop a new one naturally.
That or it just doesn't grow back naturally when a Saiyan reaches adulthood.
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>>4138605
He stated it'd grow back himself
Just another case of "Toriyama forgot"
Seriously, he admits that Trunks and Goten don't have them because he forgot they were supposed to
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>>4138609
He must have been upset when it didn't. So he'll probably be hella grateful if we tell bulma how to pop out a new one for him.

Also real talk I want a gravity chamber. That shit's always good for training.
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>>4138609
>Seriously, he admits that Trunks and Goten don't have them because he forgot they were supposed to
It's actually even funnier. Toriyama just didn't want to keep drawing tails and outfits to accommodate them so he just cut them out.
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If we get a chance we should ask vegeta about the oozaru form and how to train control over it.
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You snap the thing on and it shocks you when from the end of the jaws a pair of belts extend and connect together after wrapping around your head.
"Ahahawesome!
Does it come with a voice modulator too?"

"Shoot! I knew I forgot something."

"Dang.
I'll just ask Lyn to make one for me.
Speaking of which, is it okay if I bring her here sometime? Just wanna confirm it."

"I told you, it's fine.
As weird as that sounds she might be the only other proper kid Trunks will get to play with."

"What the hell does "proper kid" even mean?"

As you ask that you get rudely interrupted by a loud thud coming from down the hallway as a door gets slammed.
Heavy and VERY angry footsteps are heard coming your way and a pissed off Vegeta shows up down the hallway covered in some sort of white substance.
"Bulma. We require more baby powder immediately! URK-
What are you clowns doing here?!"

You stifle your laughter as you look at the comical sight.
Not only is he covered nearly from head to toe in baby powder but underneath all that he's wearing a pink shirt.
"S-Sorry! I didn't think I'd be interrupting such important business!"

"Oh HA! HA!
Well Mister Comedian! If ANY of you as much as THINK of speaking of this I swear I'll-"

"Papa!"

"T-Trunks?"

"Are you done with Bulla?
Are we gonna play like you promised?"

"First, not yet.
And second, w-where did you get that sword from?
And Goten too? What is the meaning of this?"

"He gave them to us as gifts.
You're not going to take it away, are you?"

Vegeta stares at the boy, trying to figure out how to respond to this.
"Hmph. No.
Keep it. But you'll have to train with it every day. That goes for both of you.
I'll not have either of you hurt yourselves by toying around with weapons! You hear me?"
They both nod and then Vegeta turns to you.
"Okay, you're going to get a pass for that one. Anyway, what are you doing here?"

"Came to clean up your universe since no one else would."

"...
Even now I'm amazed by an Earthling actually having guts."
He then carefully looks you over.
"And I see you've not been slacking off since last time. At least that makes one of you."

"Four."

"Excuse me?"

"Give or take a few.
We're waiting on their long term results.
I've been busy."
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And I'm going to end it here.
Don't wanna start what I can't finish and a Vegeta fight might take too long
So we'll keep that for next session, as well as any further Bulma shenanigans

I'll try to do a few side stories including the one I promised a bit later
So hang around for that

And take care until the next run
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>>4138681
Thank you Nega-Som-San
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>>4138681
Thanks for the run.

Hey guys I thought of a hilarious way to prank cabba. Tell Vegeta about his sex life. Geets would congratulate him over it.
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>>4138689
How is that a prank?
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>>4138693
It's a prank cause it's coming from someone he really respects. And the whole think is kind of awkward for him.
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>>4138696
Or was anyway.
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>>4138681
>four

From our universe?

Cause the only other human I know of in our universe who could match us are sam and the Buddhist monk

Damn,we messed up with sam, we traumatized him so much during the tournament that now he's joining up with x-com
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>>4138759
Reading Comprehension: 0
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>>4138759
U6 was never mentioned
Only the term "human"
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Nega-Som, how beastly will Domi be once she gets her ki built up to a reasonable level (or unlocks it, I can't remember if she did during the tournament or not)?
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>>4139593
She unlocked it during the tournament.
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Man rereading through the early threads are a riot. Domi went from wanting super powers to not wanting them at all at the tournament.
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>>4139593
Imma be real with you chief
I haven't got the foggiest. Originally I intended Sam to be a weakling as well but then he critted like a god several times over
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>>4139752
If I may interject posibly with my toughts?

Not very by our standarts but top class by averige humans standarts.Eric is basicly geting the ticket to big leuges, Sam had bit of divine training and now the science cabals intrest, Domi has none of that. She is probably clever enought to rewach the tournament and pick up all she can from there and Sam might acidentally drop hint or 2... But she would never ask him to teach. If my reads corect she has too much pride for that. So she probably will remain the POV closet to street lvl.
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>>4141313
That dosent mean she has no potental. She is like the one human in the tournament that entered in her mach with no KI and left with her KI unlocked. While evil science cabal (TM) might overlook her as she just unlocked that some other parties wont. Like she probably had couple offers from intrested parties allready. So depending how you go you could write anything from her going in to mixed martal arts and continuing her rivalry with her tournament oponent to beating off gangs and stuff that want to use her for somthings. Like she basicly brodcast her atachments to granma and some retards might try to exploit that.
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>>4141318
>She is like the one human in the tournament that entered in her mach with no KI and left with her KI unlocked
There's that one guy who chickened out in the first round after getting a single hit in on Pier.
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>>4141602
Honestly? I had forgotten about him. Still being one of the 2 that did it will attract attention and might actually make it easyer for some to work up the balls to try somthing underhanded l. Like it can't be too bad if they could do it in couple of minutes.
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>>4141677
I can't wait for professional athletes to start messing around with Ki.
Chaos Dunks will become a thing.
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>>4141318
Didn't they come after her, and she told them to fuck off like the glowies they are
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>>4142849
Did they? I do not remember QM mentioning her.
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>>4142911
I think he did at some point.
I can't remember.
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Sorry for the radio silence everyone
I'm not dead (needing to say this unironically feels weird) nor am I infected (yet)
However things keep spiraling downwards as more and more shit gets locked down
Neighboring countries are shutting down, we are shutting down, no shops are allowed to remain open past 3pm besides food stores and one by one in every sphere people are being sent involuntarily home for 2 weeks
It's weird

However I'm still in the green, just had a lot of shit to do. No doomsday prepping, just regular business
So here's a quick little update on what I'm gonna do

I have 2 omakes in the works which I'll try to churn out ASAP
One of them is the one I promised the other is a bit of interesting fun
In addition to that I'll try to run either tomorrow or on Thursday, though that might happen in a new thread should this go any lower

>>4142911
I don't think Domi got visited by !Xcom
I checked the archives and her name didn't pop up anywhere near them but I might be wrong
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>>4143036
I honestly might've
But the only instance I recall is the /fit/izens calling them glowniggers and leaving
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>>4143046
>I checked the archives and her name didn't pop up anywhere near them but I might be wrong
You gotta start writing the plot relevant stuff down dude.
Anyways, stay safe brother.
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>>4143053
Yeah that's my recollection too. They had KI capables (in grafted ones) they needed those with some experience not compleate novices with nothing to really offer.
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The planetoid Vampa is what one might call a "worthless wasteland devoid of all purpose".
Stellar objects like this one always have and will befuddle the scientific minds of the universe with their continued existence.
Indeed many claim that by getting destroyed they'd contribute more to the universe than they ever could otherwise.
However it's these very same people who'd never discover the odd diamond in the rough that they can produce, such as the strongest being in Universe 7.
And currently that man, alongside his two "friends" is preparing to depart for a grand adventure.

"Hnnnnng-AH!
Damn. The dry air does NOT mix well with elastic battle armor. I could barely pull up my boots!
You okay there Lemo?"

"Yeah yeah. I told you that maintaining your gear is of utmost importance.
Shoulda oiled it when I warned you."

"Just shut up with your life lessons old man and keep packing.
Make sure to put in the torch as well. You don't wanna get stuck in a sandstorm while blind."

"Hmmmm...
You seem oddly familiar with exploring in extreme conditions for a thief."

"Oh please! Did you think I got on the Galactic Patrols shitlist just for jacking one of their ships?"
Cheelai grins.
"If that was the case I wouldn't have signed up with Frieza of all people for protection.
There are plenty of gangs to sign up for if you need to hide for some petty crimes."

"What's a... "shitlist"?"

"Nothing Broly.
I said Hitlist. Now stop eavesdropping, it's not polite!"

"Pfffft. Yeah right.
Like I'll suddenly believe you're some famous catburglar.
Sorry sweetheart, until you rob the Galactic Kings family tombs I'm not gonna be impressed."
Lemo stares at Cheelai and sees her awkwardly whistling to herself. He contemplates the matter for just a second before shaking his head.
"No way...."

As the three continue preparing for the journey ahead they are suddenly interrupted by the arrival of a somewhat pleasant, yet still very annoying Saiyan.
"Hey Broly and guys! I'm back!"

"ARGH! Seriously?!"
Cheelai snaps.
"You again?! I swear I'll weld a bell to your neck so you can't scare us like that!"

"Hihi! Sorry sorry!
I'm just feeling pumped! Hey Broly wanna fight again?"

"No.
I need to help my friends."

"Yeah dingus!
We're planning on exploring Vampa. So you can go right back where you came from."

"Hmmmm?
This planet?"
Goku looks around unconvinced.
"Doesn't seem like there's much to me.
What are you looking for?"

"If you MUST know we want to explore the underground cave systems.
I refuse to believe there's no water or anything else that could support life on this planet!"

"Yeah-"
Lemo adds.
"And if we want to leave this place one day we'll need some cash.
If we could find some valuable gems or metals that'd make it much easier for us."

"Plus we also want to find a Vampa Beast that's missing an ear.
So yeah, we're really busy if you don't mind!"
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>>4143054
While you're correct, this isn't one of those instances since she wouldn't show up on their side (or even against them)
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Goku closes his eyes and grabs his chin while desperately trying to look like he's thinking really hard about something.
After feigning understanding he returns to his usual, goofy demeanor.

"Oh I don't think that's gonna be a problem!
You're gonna be fine I'm sure! Come on Broly! You're with me on this, right?"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE HERE ON VAMPA YOU ASS?!
WE'RE GONNA DIE ON OUR OWN!"

Meanwhile the gentle giant cocks an eyebrow at his distant kin before responding awkwardly.
"N-No thank you.
I think I stay."

"Well that's a shame!
I guess I'll leave you guys to it then!
Have fun!"

Following that Goku popped out of existence just as fast as he arrived, leaving the three aliens alone and dodging any fallout that he might have to suffer otherwise.
While Cheelai is swearing profusely and Lemo is desperately trying to calm her down, Broly is actively making some mental notes about this.
Maybe Kakarot is not such a good example to follow after all.
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>>4143189
>>4143199
>try to hit up Broly for a fight
>he wants to do something boring like explore a planet instead
This is not waku waku.
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>>4143205
Well they ARE looking for Ba AND he wants to make sure his only friends don't get eaten
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>>4143207
Yeah, I'm sure Goku would understand. So long as we're not dealing with Super Goku in this quest.
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>>4143209
I said it before and I'll say it again, Goku's bump on the head when he was being raise finally led to a stroke between Z and Super.
I guarantee you nobody will notice until Gohan stops by and catches him pacing around in the yard doing the first part of the Kamehameha over and over.
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It's been more than a few days since the wider world was told about the existence of god and about his ADRESS in the netherlands.
Still, not as many people have gathered as one might imagine. Sure, the appearance of a space and physics defying door is odd but hardly the most shocking thing that happened in recent times.
At first a great number of people flocked there but as soon as it became apparent that not just anyone can get in the magical door people just... up and left.
Some even became sceptics questioning the validity of the Slayers claims.

Sadly the idiom of "saying is believing" still stands strong and until the door fully opens to someone, most people will simply opt to ignore it.
And who could blame them? It's hard to get excited or worry about something they can't do anything about.

"Hmmmmmm... Mayhaps I've made the tests too strict.
Oh well! I'll give them a little more time and if they can't figure it out I'll consider easing up on them before their attention vanes."

"C-Coffee daddy?"

"Thanks Doku!"
*ssssip*
"Ah! What an amazing bounty this is! Truly Earth has more wonders than I imagined.
By the way... are you done downloading all that I asked off that "internet" thing."

"Y-Yes.
But there is a lot..."

"Ugh. I'm beginning to think I got played.
I mean how can such an unassuming little planet have such a long and complex history? It boggles my mind!
I could sum up the entirety of Sadalan history in a notebook yet an entire librarys worth of books wouldn't be enough for the Earthlings.
And here I was, glad that I didn't have to study anymore."

"I-I don't know.
It seems scary..."

"If only you gave them a chance you'd find them very interesting I'm sure.
Did you know they have poetry dating back hunderds of years? Lot of reading material there!
Which begs the question... if they are this intellectually dispositioned, how come they haven't unlocked the gate yet?
I read many books from their philosophers and it looked like they were already prepared... hmmmmm.... strange."
Just as he finishes however Jih hears the faint sound of something rolling on the ground before it bumps into him.
He looks down and spots a red ball just barely touching his ankles.
"Whatthe-"

"EEP!"
His daughter screams as she spots something.

"H-Hello..."

"Well hello there little boy!
What's your name?"

"Lucas..."

"Nice to meet you Lucas! I'm Jih.
Is this your ball?"

"Uh-huh..."

"Here. I didn't mean to take it.
Now erm... can you tell me how you got in?"

The boy points at the magical entrance.
"My ball fell in."

"I see that.
Run along now! And please be careful next time.
But if you feel like coming back we got lemonade!"

"Thanks mister! Bye!"

As the boy leaves Doku turns to her father.
"D-Did that boy clear the trials?"

"Like I said...
Very interesting species."
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And I'm also here to confirm that unless the glowniggers start shutting down the city and force me to run home with my peepee between my legs like a girl I will run tomorrow

Fingers crossed
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>>4144553
>A shota, old man, and busty neet in a secluded pocket dimension together

Oy vey, that's like two hentai plots in one.
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>>4144612
Also add incest to the tags as well
We getting freaky in here
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>>4144616
Just wate till the bald man arrives with his muscled companion. Then things will really kick up a notch. They would never turn down a chance to train.
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>>4144553
Is that just the brat that lives nearby or did he and family come specifically for the door?

Anyways what is the furthest anyone that is not named Lucas come? How many trails have been the curent record and witch has been the bottleneck for most people that could open the door?
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Finally managing to put 2 and 2 together, Vegeta smirks in satisfaction.
"Well well well. Looks like you're not half bad after all!
It's refreshing to see an Earthling give a damn."

"I aim to impress."

As the two of you continue to have a pleasant discussion however Bulma tramples over to you angrily and begins scolding her... husband? Man? Baby daddy?

"Hnnnng! VEGETA! How many times do I have to tell you to just call ME when she needs changing!
I'm tired of activating the roombas every time you THINK you can change a diaper without wrecking the room!"

Flustered and blushing a little the Saiyan begins cowering in defeat.
"I... I'll have you know that I DID succeed!
So no need for that tone! It's just that we're out of powder, that's all!"

"The fresh pack of powder I just bought?! Sheesh. Can you believe this guy?"
She turns to you as she continues berating him.
"He can't even crack an egg yet he thinks he can smack something without making it explode!
Prince my ass! You have about as much grace as an elephant in a tumble drier!"

"Don't you try to embarass me damnit!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to control my strength?
You should be glad you don't have to replace the doors daily!"

"THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE AUTOMATIC!"

Meanwhile you're just left scratching your head at this.

>You mean you can't do everyday activities without accidentally breaking stuff?
>(Turn to Trunks) Are they always like this?
>Best leave them to it and quietly sneak away.
>Other?
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>>4145710
>(Turn to Trunks) Are they always like this?
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>>4145710
>You mean you can't do everyday activities without accidentally breaking stuff?
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>>4145710
>>You mean you can't do everyday activities without accidentally breaking stuff?
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>>4145710
>You mean you can't do everyday activities without accidentally breaking stuff?
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>>4145710
>>You mean you can't do everyday activities without accidentally breaking stuff?
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>>4145710
>You mean you can't do everyday activities without accidentally breaking stuff?
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Damn
Poor Geets is about to get styled on so hard y'all...
>writing
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>>4145744
No appreciation for subtle shade throwing I tell you. Sometimes it feels like a lost art.
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>>4145744
The best part is this will poke him in his pride hard enough that he actually fixes the problem.
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You snicker as you start teasing Vegeta the hell and back.
"What? You mean to tell me you can't do chores because of your swole?
Pathetic!"

"Oh yeah?
I'd like to watch you crack open an egg once you're accustomed to punching mountains..."

"Bitch, I'll poach you one right now and I ain't even gotta use my hands!"

To prove your point you look at a faucet and turn it on with your mind.
As you telekinetically move a big glob of water through the air, you also lift and bring over an egg from the nearby kitchen.
Raising your hand, you start boiling the water in the air with magic while imagining a stove as you bring over the chicken produce.
The egg cracks on its own and releases the gooey goodness into the swirling, boiling water.
Within moments you got a perfectly poached egg, ready for consumption.

With a little finger beam you bring it over as you put the water back where it belongs and start eating.
"Mmmmmhmmmmm! Perfection. Little unseasoned but you get the picture."

"I-I... uuuh... Not impressed! I could do that too!"

"Oh really? Do it then tough guy!
But Bulma is right. You fellas are all brawn and no grace.
I'm telling you, practicing in the kitchen would do wonders for your dexterity. Maybe don't waste a hundred eggs trying to crack one open but you could start by peeling potatoes..."

"The prince of all Saiyans does. Not. PEEL. POTATOES!"

"Really?"
Bulma asks him.
"Last time I checked you were quite eager to put on an apron to impress Whis.
*sigh*
Yet when your loving wife asks you for some breakfast in bed her pleas are denied!"

Vegeta starts gritting his teeth.
"I told you I ran out of eggs!"

You and the blue haired scientist start laughing at the poor guys misery for a good while before she tries to appease him a little.
"I'm just joking! Though... I wouldn't mind you learning some basic housework.
It'd do you some good! Look what it did to him.
Cooking helped you with your training didn't it?"

"Patience, precision, diligence... all things came in handy I must admit."

"See?
Come on Vegeta! Don't you want to be the greatest dad of all Saiyans?
Imagine what it'd feel like if Bulla once asked you to make something for her!"

"Grrrrr!
I should never have let you figure me out woman!"

Vegeta then stomps off in his anger, obviously to let off some steam. He'll be back surely.
But in the meantime you turn to Bulma.
"So... was that a yes?"

"It wasn't a no!"

"Ah. Gotcha."

"But all this talk about food reminds me of something-"
She starts poking your chest.
"I believe you still owe me for helping you tracking down your witch!"

"To be fair, that was more beneficial to you than me but... go on."

"I was thinking, don't you have some recipes you could share with me?
Beerus is starting to get real pissy about what food he gets!"

>Sure, I got some recipes I could share
>I got a better idea. I'll give you the means to wrap Vegeta around your fingers
>Other?
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>>4145764
>>I got a better idea. I'll give you the means to wrap Vegeta around your fingers
Let's give vegeta a new tail
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>>4145764
>Sure, I got some recipes I could share
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>I got a better idea. I'll give you the means to wrap Vegeta around your fingers
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>>4145764
>>I got a better idea. I'll give you the means to wrap Vegeta around your fingers
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>>4145764
>I got a better idea. I'll give you the means to wrap Vegeta around your fingers
>Eh I could give you recepti for what I was Planing to feed Champa next diner... Consider it a freeby on top of everything else.
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Well... welcome back the tail!
>writing
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"I'm not giving away trade secrets unless it's an equivalent exchange.
Besides, I write down one of my recipes and then what? Where will you get a psychic super chef to make them?"
She looks like she's just about ready to either pout or pinch your ear and shout your head off so you quickly turn this around.
"However I got a different payment method if you're interested!"

"Depends..."

"What if I-"
You look around and realize the kids are still within earshot.
"Shoo! Go and play with your swords outside!"
Once they are out of the picture you lean in so nobody else can even attempt to eavesdrop on you.
"What if I gave you the ability to lead Vegeta around by the balls?"

"You do realize I am the one that sleeps with him on the regular, right?
I already have his balls in my hand whenever I want them to. And he doesn't dare to say no I assure that."

"Okay... but what if I told you that's childsplay?"

"Go on..."
You lean in and really put in an effort to only barely whisper the information into her ears.
But when you're done her reaction is less of the utter shock you expected but more of a smug awareness.
"You dog. What were you doing to those poor little girls to find that out?"

"You're laying with a monkey and think those two are innocent? Now I know you're just bullshitting me."

"Okay okay, I kid!
But seriously how did you find THAT out?"

"I'd like to say that if there was such a spot I would've found it but... honestly the first time I did it was by accident."

"What? You're serious?!"

"Unfortunately yes. Can't claim that glory.
I just body checked Caulifla with my elbow during training.
We got rid of that because it proved to be dangerous 'cause... monkey.
But the second time it was completely intentional for both of them."

"Interesting...
And does it work on men as well?"

You grit your teeth.
"I can attest to that!"

"Ouch. Touchy subject I see.
Buuuut... thank you! I'll accept that as payment!"

"Glad to hear it."
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>>4145820
>"Shoo! Go and play with your swords outside!"
Didn't we give Goten a staff?
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>>4145827
Yes. It wasn't meant to be literal
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So since vegeta will owe us for getting his tail back should we get him to train the girls how to control the Oozaru form?
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"Alright I've punched a wall really hard. I'm calm now!"
Vegeta returns from his little... tantrum.
"And what are you two whispering about?!"

"Nothing!
You respond almost instinctually.

Meanwhile Bulma flaunters over to her husband and slowly begins caressing his battle armor.
"Hey Vegeta! What if I told you I found a way to get your tail back?"

It takes a few minutes for the saiyan to process this and he just mutters awkwardly.
"Aaaah... uuummm.... wha...
Did you just-"

From afar it looks like it takes a tremendous amount of willpower from Bulma to not slap Geets on the ass right now.
"Damn right I did! Imagine!
A long-"

"Aaaah!"

"Brown-"

"AAAAAH!"

"Mighty saiyan tail swinging behind you once more!
You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

"Y-YES!"

"Then I got some good news for you!
However you have to promise me you'll be good and spend a little more time with us!
Lately you've been getting a bit too much into your old rivalry with Goku. So all I ask is that you act like a father and a husband a bit more...
And I'll give back the thing you cried for in your sleep so many times!"

"H-How?"
Vegeta continues to mumble meekly.
Bulma points at you which manages to snap him out of his submissive state.
He clears his throat and regains his composure.
"You have my word... however, I have to talk with our "guest" for a little while!"

He walks over to you and tries his best to ignore your barely restrained laughter.
*snicker*
"Well I'll be! Never thought a prince would be so powerless before his queen!"

"Laugh it off while you can Earthling.
But us Saiyans prefer our mates to be feisty and strong willed!
Despite its drawbacks I wouldn't have it any other way. So yeah, laugh!"

Putting up your hands in protest you back off.
"Wouldn't dream of it!"
Then you start awkwardly rubbing the back of your head.
"Hehe... I guess I'm the last one who could judge you for that!
I mean look at me, I'm also chasing monkey tails if you know what I'm saiyan! Haha!"

Suddenly comprehension dawns on the prince.
"So you're serious about that?
Hunting that fusion?"

"All three of them actually..."

"Well well well."
He smirks.
"Guess there is more Saiyan in you than I gave you credit for.
Anyway, I'm not sure how you acquired this knowledge and frankly, I don't care.
But if it's true then that means I'm greatly indebted to you."

"So those tails mean a lot to you huh?"

"More than you realize.
So if you need something then consider me to be in your debt."

>Actually... don't you wanna fight?
>Hmmmm... you seem knowledgeable about Saiyan biology. If you enlighten me a bit we're even
>Thanks, I'll keep that in mind
>Other?
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>>4145879
>Hmmmm... you seem knowledgeable about Saiyan biology. If you enlighten me a bit we're even
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>>4145879
>Hmmmm... you seem knowledgeable about Saiyan biology. If you enlighten me a bit we're even
>At first we tought it purely cosmetic lost genetic code reactivating... Then the full moon happened. How do you guys dealt with that giant transformation. If you hadn't there would not have been a society.
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>>4145879
Supporting this >>4145893
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>>4145879
I’ll second these:

>>4145893
>>4145894
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>>4145893
supporting
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>>4145893
supporting
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>>4145879
>Hmmmm... you seem knowledgeable about Saiyan biology. If you enlighten me a bit we're even
"Especially what you know about Super Saiyan and the giant monkey - the other Saiyans evolved without tails so the girls are basically fumbling around in the dark. Hell, I'll settle for myth and lore at this point."
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>>4145929
Support.
Super Saiyan 4 Kefla route is a go!
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A'ight
No fighting, only learning L O R E
>writing
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>>4145944
The D E E P E S T L O R E
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>>4145944
I mean, fighting geets afterward would probably be free If we asked him to.

Which I think we should ask him for one. As we are now, we should be able to handle him up to SSJ2. I want to see If we can put up any sort of fight against supersaiyan god, though blue should certainly be out of the question.
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"Hmmmm... you seem knowledgeable about Saiyan biology. If you enlighten me a bit we're even.
For starters, what's up with the tails anyway? At first I thought it's just some... cosmetic thing with little to no purpose-"

"Then they saw the moon didn't they?"

"Yeah..."

"Well don't do that.
In fact, better avoid any large celestial objects as planets and even planetoids can have that affect.
Anything large that's not a star really."

"Wow really? So... I mean I guessed as much that y'all aren't werewolves and it's not moon magic but... that broadly defined?"

"Yes.
In fact it can be triggered manually by throwing a big, lingering energy ball in the air.
It's purely psychological. Some scientists believed Saiyans used to be Oozaru that attained sentience and this trigger somehow allows us to revert but there was never any proof of that theory."

"Didn'tevenknowyouguysknowthatword...
But this makes it easier. So you guys had that?
How long? And what else is there to know about it?"

"It's called the Oozaru and at one point it was considered to be the ace in the hole for the entire Saiyan race.
So much so that on planet Vegeta full moons only happened every 100 years.
But when one did happen it allowed the Saiyans to overthrow the Tuffles and conquer the entire planet in one day.
Much of our old invasion strategies revolved around waiting for a full moon or the appearance of other celestial objects just so we could use them to conquer planets quicker."

"Wow.
It was that widespread huh?
And how did that work out when it was used by multiple people?
Do Oozaru not attack each other?"

"Ohoho! Hardly!
In fact, most Saiyans completely loose their sense of self and revert to true beasts for the duration of the transformation.
There were some who could exert a modicum of control over it but only the truly gifted could master it to the point where they could retain their self awareness."

"I'm assuming you were one of those."

"Of course! I was even capable of speech in my great ape form!"

"AMAZING!
So it IS possible!"

"Yes. But it requires special training.
Not even I was that naturally gifted. What's more, the method is quite difficult.
I only knew of two others who successfully completed it. One was my father and the other my attendee Nappa.
Both super elites. Though... I guess your universes Saiyans won't have an issue with that."
Vegeta admits begrudgingly.
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>>4146007
How long until the madlad tries pic related Not Som?
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>>4146012
Either he fucks the shit out of Bulma as thanks or vice versa.
The SECOND post coitus exhaustion fades HE'S GONNA DO IT
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>>4146016
Oh man. So many shits are gunna be had. Vegeta finally has his key to surpassing Goku when he the latter doesn't have UI.
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>>4146016
I hope he keeps control then.
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>>4146018
To be honest, he already did
Royal Blue is a shitzillion times better than Kaioken because it's a roughly same boost without the self damage
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I'll guess we'll find out if you can stack god ki and SSJ4 then.
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"Alright! That should be enough!
If it's possible we'll find a way!"

"Hmph... now you're talking!"

"Anything else?"

"A few things actually.
The tail is the key to the form but it is also a great weakness.
I'm not sure if you know this already but our tails are very weak and sensitive by default and much like the Oozaru, it takes special exercises to negate those flaws.
Plus if you cut it off the form goes away, same thing if the celestial object disappears."

"Wait... you don't mean to tell me you mad assholes were blowing up moons to end transformations?!"

"That's exactly it, why?"

You slap yourself on the face harder than ever before.
"Do you realize that you probably caused more destruction that way than prevented?"

"Normally I see your point but somehow this Earth has a bad tendency of moons popping out of nowhere.
I can't explain it. It's not even the Dragon Balls, that's for sure."

"I'm... not even going to question it.
It's better to just move on before you get an aneurysm."

*sigh*
"I know that feeling all too well.
But sadly that is about the extent of my knowledge on the Oozaru state.
Us saiyans were never really... scientifically inclined. We cared about the form boosting our power, not how it works.
Though now I realize how foolish that was."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13i8LdChhE8

"What do you mean by that?"

"Hmph. Nothing.
I just recently learned how little I actually know.
But... just one more thing. That meek girl. What's her name?"

"Kale?"

"Yes. That one.
Make sure you take good care of her okay?
For your sake... and hers."

>Hold on! I feel like there's something important there! What's that?
>Got it. Be careful about monkey magic. And what about the Super Saiyan?
>And the Super Saiyan God? How does that come in the picture?
>Okay. Thanks for the biology lesson pops!
>Other?
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>>4146032
>>Hold on! I feel like there's something important there! What's that?
>And the Super Saiyan God? How does that come in the picture?
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>>4146032
>Other
"Yeah, no kidding; it’s like the rampaging monkey is always half-there when she goes Super Saiyan, tail or no. Still, she’s set on owning that part of herself so... here we are."
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>>4146032
>>Hold on! I feel like there's something important there! What's that?
>>Is this about the going berserk thing? Because she's trained so thats usually undercontrol.
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>>4146032
>And the Super Saiyan God? How does that come in the picture?
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>>4146032
>>Got it. Be careful about monkey magic. And what about the Super Saiyan?
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>>4146034
supporting?
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>>4146032
>Hold on! I feel like there's something important there! What's that?
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>>4146032
>Hold on! I feel like there's something important there! What's that?
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Hmmmm it seems Wrath State won
>writing
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"Hold on! That's a bit ominous to just drop it like that!
Are you talking about her berserker state? Yeah I noticed that and how the monkey seems to be always in there, tail or no.
But I assure you Kale worked hard to get it under control!"

He shakes his head.
"You have no idea... Kale might be fine now but you just don't know. You haven't seen IT."
At this moment you notice how Vegetas arms are shaking right now.
"Even at her worst Kale was nothing but a cuddly kitty cat compared to the monster we saw...
I suspect they must be similar types or... I don't know, possess the same birth defect. But they are the same!"

"Who's the same?"

"Another Saiyan. His name is Broly.
And you have no idea what sort of a monster he is.
Even Kakarot, that clown seemed like an achievable goal to me and indeed, for most of our years I managed to at least keep up with him.
But that... THING made a mockery of me. Now I can't even call myself the Prince of all Saiyans anymore! How could I? With someone outclassing me so much?
Kakarot always had the heart of an Earthling. But Broly? Broly is more of a Saiyan than I ever was... and he was so from birth!"

"Wh-what did you just say?"

"I admit and with no small amounts of shame.
Broly... nearly killed me, nearly killed Kakarot and nearly killed our universes Frost who's comparable to us... Back to BACK!
And it was the first fight of his life!"

"A-And you're sure it's the same-"

"I'm certain.
A never ending green tide of primal rage and green energy. Rings a bell?
Can you claim that Kale could fight me three times and effortlessly win? Could she prove a worthy challenger to a God of Destruction?
Kefla... perhaps. But not the girl alone. At least not yet! I'm trying to warn you Earthling...
Be careful! If they are indeed the same... I fear the worst of her berserker rage is yet to come."

You swallow nervously.
"A-And do you know what made him so ungodly strong?"

"I don't know.
I've never seen anything like him, much less a Saiyan.
But it did remind me of one thing. A certain sensation I felt whenever I fought Nappa in his great ape form.
It felt just like that same primitive, base and terrifying power. Only a thousand-fold more terrifying.
It was as if he could tap into the power of the Oozaru in his base form. But I have no idea if that's correct and if so, how."

Now your arms are shaking just as much as Vegetas.
So that is it... the unique condition of Kale... and it's possibly so much more than you originally thought.
"AWESOME!"

"H-Huh?
Didn't you hear a word I just said?!"

"I heard ya loud and clear!
And that's why I'm pumped! If that's indeed the case, if that's what's wrong with Kale I finally know how to start helping her!
Thanks Vegeta! I owe you one!"

"H-Heh... what a weirdo."
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And this is where I have to end it unfortunately
I hope y'all still enjoyed what little I could give

Anyway, I think it's about time we started a new thread.
I'm thinking Saturday, since it's unlikely I'll go anywhere with the pandemic going on
I hope to see you guys there!

Take care of yourselves until then
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>>4146123
Thanks for the run boss, cya next thread
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>>4146123
Hey Nega-Som sorry I've been away for quite some time I just finished catching up and wanted to tell you to keep up the good work.
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>>4146140
Is cool
Glad to have you back
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I want to ask Vegeta why he hasn't wished back any of the sayains to life. Nappa, raddits, or even the civilias?
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>>4146464
I don't imagine he has any use for them in the first place, and I'm not sure about the updated dragon balls, but I seem to remember there being a rule about not resurrecting multiple people after they had been dead for a certain amount of time which if that rule is still in place would mean he would probably need the Super Dragon Balls which are pretty inaccessible under most circumstances.
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will eric try to teach kale the berserker totem thing
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>>4146905
No and it's a very bad idea
You want that shit contained, not released

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>>4146464
I tried to do some digging because Dende changing the rules is fucky
Basically Porunga is right out because he can only do 1 person
Shenron can do multiples but in Kamis days they indeed were restricted for 1 year, in that case you'd need to wish them back 1 by 1. However individuals had no time limit as Frieza was dead for way more than a year
It is unclear if that's still the case with Dendes set.

So here are the issues with Bejota bringing his peeps back, and there are 3 of them:
-first you'd have to wish back planet Vegeta, otherwise anyone you bring back would be dropped in the vacuum of space
-you'd have to do them individually
And finally
-most saiyans were proper bastards, people a nowvreformed Vegeta wouldnt even consider bringing back
The ONLY person he'd give enough of a shit about to res is his father and hecwouldn't be that cruel
Why do youvthink Vegeta still insists on being just a prince? Because his dad was the last king and he respects him enough not to jack his title
And what would be a king without his subjects? Nothing
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>>4146947
Honestly it's not like you'd need the Dragonballs to recreate the Saiyan race.
All you'd need are genetic samples from the last living Saiyans and a properly qualified scientist.
From those samples, they would be modified to create 30 distinct genetic profiles (to prevent any cases of inbreeding).
After that, there's a few routes to take;
1. Go to Universe 6 and ask for Saiyan females willing to carry the modified Saiyans to term Les Enfants Terribles style.
2. Try and simulate the approximate conditions of the Saiyan womb and grow the Neo-Saiyans in test tubes like Cell.
Or they could just ask Shin to create some new Saiyans since his whole job revolves around the creation of life.
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>>4146947
I looked it up as well earlier, but I found no real definitive answer on the Dende balls, but with how much he could edit them from the rules of Kami's I wouldn't be surprised if he could mess around with the rules a bit to make it possible.
Though that once again runs into the issue of Vegeta not caring enough to do so.
The Namek Balls were eventually made so that they could revive multiples after the Frieza incident by Moori according to the wiki though so that would be the best hope though not sure about how cannon that is/isn't.
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>>4146990
>Shin
>Doing his job
Goku would sooner give up fighting.
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>>4147000
>Goku would sooner give up fighting.
Morally dubious super-science it is.
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>>4147002
Once again that is assuming that they want new saiyans.
As much as it pains me to say it at this point Universe 7 is probably better off with just Goku, Broly and Vegeta.
Hell if we brought back all the saiyans Goku would probably be older then his parents.
Now I'm weak if Bardock or Geets asked us to Res them all I'd vote for it, but there doesn't seem to be much interest in it from anyone.
The universe has moved on.
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>>4146947
I figured he at least considered nappa a friend. Surely he could reform if Vegeta gave him the chance?

Iunno, I feel we should push Vegeta towards a sayan renewal project, let him actually be a prince/king of something instead of it being just a title.
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>>4146990
Damn...

I still haven't given up on resing a few named Saiyans (maybe not daddy Vegeta but Bardock, Gine or Raditz? Yeah. But definitely not Paragus) but aside them.... yeah the universe scarce needs them now
Especially since Freezy would just Exterminatus them again
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>>4147055
Old Vegeta may have but vonsidering how easily he disposed of him I doubt it. He probably kept him and Raditz around just so he'd have subjects
But new Vegetas morality is so malaligned with Nappas it's not even funny
That's 1 thing Gt did well, when they met he just iced him on the spot
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>>4147055
>I figured he at least considered nappa a friend.
https://youtu.be/ElyfELGvg-s
I'm gonna have to differ with you there pal.
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>>4147071
Yea old him was a bitch.
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So I know Not-Som said Saturday, but I can't remember whereabouts in the world they are so how long should it be until next run? I want to try and make sure i'm here for it.
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>>4147222
Imma do you a solid here
Since I'm not gonna go anywhere like a responsible person it's guaranteed that I run on the usual time
Meaning about in 20 hours and 30 minutes
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>>4147222
And I never specified where I am, just that around middle or eastern europe
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>>4147395
Understandable
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>>4147391
Sounds good I'll try to be there.
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>>4147071
Oh shit , am I just miss remembering shit as I get older?
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>>4148591
Gööd
Now gib Kefla
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