[NOTE: I’M NOT BATHSALTS. I JUST LICENSED THE RIGHTS FOR THIS IP FOR ONE NONCANON THREAD. READ THE OTHER THREADS: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Goth+GF]The year is 2519. You live in Tyrell City, a division of ALLCO. Public Enterprises LLC. You are a “sellcord,” a hacker that hires his services out to the highest bidder. Your jobs run the gamut from techno-terrorism shutdowns to the theft of corporate secrets. Your income affords you a rather comfortable lifestyle in your shitty little anime-postered apartment cell. Unfortunately, despite all your cool hacking prowess, renown in the hacking community, and proclivity to solving technological problems, you’re faced with an UNCONQUERABLE issue: you’re lonely and shy and 5’6” and want a gf. Luckily, ALLCO.’s got you covered! With reports of low birthrates affecting ALLCO.’s money flow, they’ve begun a new federal program to match up single persons - one that allows anyone with a physical request form to order a government mandated goth gf. And after hacking into an ALLCO. system library, you managed to snag yourself an honest-to-god copy and registered yourself into their system. You’re just one filled-out form away from finally getting yourself a definite gf and it definitely WON’T turn out like last time.
There you are, you little scamp. Anyway, you’d better get that request up your vacuum tube soon. It’s in the main room and you’re currently in your super cool hacking bedroom. >What do?
>>4185832hug kurisu pillow
>>4185844You hug your Kurisu pillow. It smells like sweat and ramen. Kurisu, naturally IS the best girl. You gain +2 to your [MANLINESS] by doing this.>What do?
>>4185830Oh hey the quest with the BAD End? You almost never see that happen. Usually they just die instead of end properly. Much less have a bad ending.>>4185908First make sure we have room for mandated Gf. Second look at goth hentai until she arrives.
>>4185908Fill out Goth GF form.
>>4185922>>4185927>First make sure we have room for mandated Gf. Second look at goth hentai until she arrives.>Fill out Goth GF form.You step out into the main floor of your apartment, the only other usable room. You don’t really know where she’d bed, but you were figuring, maybe, like.. your bed? God. You hope.You call down the tube and sit down at the table, looking at the form.
Seems like all you gotta do is put in your name and your ideal tiddy size.What name?>Write in your nameWhat tiddy?>Big>Smol
>>4185963Ano Nagai, AKA Ano N onlineTiddy:>BIGBIG, for double the Big
>>4185963Big: checked, circled, underlined, and change the smol option to big as well. Gotta make sure they get that we want a BIG tiddy goth gf, and definitely not a SMOL tiddy goth gf
>>4185963Our name is tom
>>4185963>BigIt’s in the name of the quest.
>>4185963>Ned Lonely>BIG Our hacker name is Cypher3456
>>4185963>>4186095And for a name >Trevor statica
>>4185971>>4186028>>4186062>>4186063>>4186081>>4186131>Ano Nagai, AKA Ano N online>BIGBIG, for double the BigThere we go. Your name is ANO NAGAI - or ANO N - and you just ordered a DOUBLE SIZED fat titty goth gf. You skim the block of legal text before dunking it into the tube and watching as it gets rattled up into the ether.You figure you’ve probably got some time to kill before your government issue girlfriend arrives. You could ponder your apartment and the blocked door that you are NEVER allowed to open. You could try working out to get nice and pumped before your gf arrives. Or you could prep for her arrival by cooking something nice, despite not having cooked once in 22 years.>What do?
>>4186162Open forbidden door.
>>4186162The GF may need somewhere to sleep other than our bed, perhaps something should be done in that regard.
>>4186162just sit around mindlessly until your gf shows up, maybe motorboat your pillow for practice
>>4186162Hard workout. I'm talking Stretching, the hardcore workout.
>>4186162Open the forbidden door using the even more forbidden power of the cyberPS2 startup sound
>>4186162Workout time. Gotta get some abs before she comes.
>>4186166>>4186174>Open forbidden door.>Open the forbidden door using the even more forbidden power of the cyberPS2 startup soundNo way THAT'S happening. A couple months ago you got super lonely and ordered an ALLCO. brand FORNICATOR 2000 unit that happened to look like Hatsune Miku, popstar vocaloid. You never did end up having sex with it. You mostly just talked to it while playing vidya and showed it movies. Eventually it started getting kind of self aware and it made you uncomfortable and you ended up putting it in your bathroom and shoving the washing machine in front of it. You've been pooping out the window for 34 days now. It's awful.So that door's definitely not opening any time this thread.>What ACTUALLY do?
>>4186194Why can't we put the FORNICATOR into THE TUBE and be rid of it?
>>4186194practice kissing on your hand
>>4186200You tried once, but it's titties were simply too big. You don't want to risk clogging up the tube.
>>4186194Seal forbidden door further with boards and nails.
>>4186203Is the FORNICATOR actually hostile towards us? I imagine it definitely is now that it's been entombed in a bathroom for a month, but it doesn't hurt to ask.
>>4186194>Pass a paper sheet written "are you ok?" Through the side/upper side of the forbidden door>Cook something basic like rice and eggs
>>4186207>"Hey, are you still angry I locked you in the bathroom for over a month?>Fist punches through wall a few inches near our head.>"Kay. You want anything to read?"
>>4186212>>4186208>Is the FORNICATOR actually hostile towards us? I imagine it definitely is now that it's been entombed in a bathroom for a month, but it doesn't hurt to ask.>Pass a paper sheet written "are you ok?" Through the side/upper side of the forbidden doorYou pass a sheet under the door with a little message on it. It stopped trying to talk to you after the first few days. In a few seconds, you hear scrambling behind the door and the sound of the faucet running. It passes the paper back through a crack in the door. Looks like it had to use water to write a message in. You’re DEFINITELY not letting it back in now. The FORNICATOR line tends to get a little clingy.>Cook something basic like rice and eggsLuckily, you actually do have some rice and eggs in your cool VENDING MACHINE REFRIGERATOR. You could probably reasonably heat it up in your hotpot.>Roll a 1d100 to determine the quality of the rice and eggs.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4186237Best of three?
>>4186241Best of three.
>>4186241How does vending machine food come pre-burned?
>>4186244What did you expect when you bought it from the N.E.E.T. brand machine? Tch.
>>4186261Well, you're welcome to roll and see if you can make a better selection, then.>Makes way for you to try it.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4186237step aside, big roll here
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4186237What kind of fag locks away their yandere robo gf?Anyway, rolling to cook
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4186237>locking away a cute robot that just wants to love youThat's cruel
>>4186279>Rolled 63 (1d100)You carefully remove the rice and eggs from your NEET brand vending machine. It's a small price to pay in credits for a real fleshy goth gf. You take to cooking it carefully - removing them from their wrapper with the UTMOST level of care, placing them on your hotplate, and..Oh, god. Oh fuck. This is horrible. Holy shit, it looks rancid. There's a knock at the door.>What do?
>>4186291Feed the food to THE TUBE and then answer the door.
>>4186291Throw food out the window onto a hobo and open the door.
>>4186291Turn on the futuristic air purifier to clean the smell of the room and leave a nice smell
>>4186299Mess hair with hands and open door
>>4186296>>4186311>Throw food out the window onto a hobo and open the door.You quickly toss the food out the window, hoping to never catch sight of those NEET rice and eggs ever again. You fling the door open after slicking your hair back and find..a cop. An ALLCO. security officer. "You, uh.." He stares at a tablet. "Nah-guy? I got your broad right here.">What do?
>>4186416Inspect the delivery, this will be our only opportunity to reject a damaged product.
>>4186416Sign whatever he wants as quickly as possible. We must acquire Big Tiddy Goth GF.Also try to hack ALLCO man to see if he can be added to any harems
>>4186416Sign it quickly and greet the FTGGF.
>>4186416Ask if he can tell us anything about the package
>blitz helmet>fornicator 2000THE TIMELINES ARE CONVERGINGAt least we know that this world ends in horrible robot apocalypse some time in the distant future, and in the distant past there was a great constructor warpsychokinetic chuuni quest when>>4186416Do as >>4186420 says
>>4186429>>4186425>>4186420>>4186438>Also try to hack ALLCO man to see if he can be added to any haremsUnfortunately, humans and other sentient lifeforms are PRETTY HARD to hack. Otherwise you probably could’ve taken care of your living-sexbot-in-the-bathroom issue weeks ago.>Sign whatever he wants as quickly as possible. We must acquire Big Tiddy Goth GF.>Inspect the delivery, this will be our only opportunity to reject a damaged product.>Ask if he can tell us anything about the package“C-can I.. can I see her?” You ask, peeking out behind the cop. “Is there anything I need to know..?”“Yeah, sure, whatever. Just remember that she’s your responsibility. Don’t let her or yourself get involved in any corporate heists trying to save goth gfs, alright?” The cop steps aside, allowing you to see your FAT TITTY GF. She’s.. a little taller than you, which is embarrassing. "Hi! I guess I'll be your Big Titty- ah.” She looks down to meet your eye line. “I guess I’ll be your Big Titty Goth GF from now on. Hi!">Reject her.>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]
>>4186477>Accept her. CindyTall? jackpot
>>4186477>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]She's PERFECT, therefore she deserves a PERFECT name. Dub her PERFECT KURISU
>>4186477>>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]>Argenta.UNF
>>4186477>Accept her. [Perfect Kurisu. Kurisu for short.]
>>4186483>CindySave that one for Big Tiddy Bimbo GF Quest.
>>4186477>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]It's fine if she's taller than you, it'll just let you re-enact your favorite Miyamoto Issa doujins.
>>4186477The hands of a strangler
>>4186477Uh. As her to bully.
>>4186477>>Reject her lol
>>4186540Shoulda gone for da smol tiddies. Dey'd be da perfec see cups den. Now we got da dubba eff cups.
>>4185830Man that quest was a hell of a ride. I never forget that russian sob.
>>4186477>>Reject her."Can I get one with arms that don't look like SynthHams?"
>>4186477>Accept her. (Shermie)
If we wanted a Big Tiddy Goth GF why not just reset the Fornicator, I heard those things can change up their appearance.
>>4186622Not sure the FORNICATOR 2000 would be down to let us reset it, and hacking it would be pretty hard. This gf is probably better anyways.
>>4186477>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]Kurisu sounds fine.>>4186622I assume she tried to dry hump us with her unyielding titanium hydraulic pelvis.
>>4186627Now I really want mess with the Fornicator... but I'm not going to mention it again because I know that's just my idiot meat brain wanting something because it was told it was a bad idea.Tiddies within reach of the hand are worth more than tiddies locked behind a door and attached to an unyielding titanium frame... or something.Also we don't need another Catastrovania
>>4186631Really should've put the FORNICATOR 2000 in the Tube when we had the chance
>>4186633Tits were too big to fit in the tube.On the positive side, when she inevitably gets out there’s always the chance of being trapped in a two girl marshmallow hell.
>>4186483I totally support this
>>4186477damn thems is sum big tiddys>Acceptname her...shit, I dunno man. Shermie or Kurisu work
>>4186477>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]Notessa...Teresa
>>4186484>>4186490>>4186627>>4186694>>4186784>Perfect Kurisu. Or just Kurisu.You invite Kurisu in. Wow, thanks ALLCO.!“Now, you’re responsible for her legally, no murder or unwanted molestation, yadda yadda yadda.” The cop reads off a list of legalities in his helmet hud. “We’ve tuned her C.H.O.K.E.R. into those goggles of yours, so you can check on her vital stats and affection meter through your STATSCAN app. All that make sense? Great. I’ll leave you to it.”The ALLCO. cop steps out, leaving you alone in the room with your new goth gf. “So..” Kurisu looks around your EMPTY and DULL apartment.You begin to sweat.>Talk to Kurisu. [Write-In]>Write-In.
>>4186898>introduce yourself, ask what she's interested in>check STATSCAN
>>4186898>"So, hypothetically, if you were asked who best girl was, what would you say?">Check her stats instead of asking her about them because social interaction is hard
>>4186898>lay down the rules of the house mostly don't go into the bathroom and food'sin the vending machine >check stats
>>4186924>>4186927>introduce yourself, ask what she's interested in>check STATSCAN>"So, hypothetically, if you were asked who best girl was, what would you say?">Check her stats instead of asking her about them because social interaction is hard“S-so, I’m Ano Nagai, and you’re- what are you interested in?” You ask. That was smooth.“Oh, you know..!” She laughs flippantly. “.. Same stuff you’re into.”You figure that she’s probably a little on guard. You’ll have to raise your affection level to get a real answer out of her. You check your AFFECTION METER in your goggle hud. Looks like you’re on.. -4 out of 100. Negative?! How are you already negative?"So, hypothetically, if you were asked who best girl was, what would you say?" You try to break the ice.“.. Eh.. best girl..?” She side eyes the corner of the room. Oh shit, this is a disaster. You don’t even remember the last time you actually talked to a girl. You gotta figure out how to raise your affection level.>What do?
>>4186953Make her eggs. a FUCKTON of eggs. Then tell her she has to eat them.
>>4186953Off to a rocky start. ALLCO. man didn't tell us we actually had to socialize with our girlfriend!>Ask what she's really into
>>4186953>Bring out a guest cushion for her so you two can talk at the table.>"S-so how did you get into this program"
>>4186953>>4186984This first, followed by>>4186967This
>>4186967>>4186979>>4187010>>4187012>Bring out a guest cushion for her so you two can talk at the table.>"S-so how did you get into this program">Make her eggs. a FUCKTON of eggs. Then tell her she has to eat them.You don’t really have a guest cushion, so you just sit your ass on the ground while she sits on the pillow. ‘So.. how did you get into this program?” You ask, fiddling with your thumbs.“Oh, this? I got into it voluntarily. Not many others get that chance. I just needed to lay low for a couple of months after my last line of work.” She responds with a shrug. Wow! Your affection rating goes from -4 to 0!“Oh, that’s cool!” You talk over her in your excitement and nervousness. “Are you hungry?” In your excitement and nerves, you move to the vending machine and order a BOWL OF EGGS. You offer it to her. She stares blankly at the bowl of eggs. “You should eat ALL the eggs.“Why..?”You watch as your affection goes right back down to -4.>Take her some place on a date. Gotta get that affection back up.>Try to show her some of your COOL ANIMU on your PC.>Play some cool virtual reality vidya with her.>Write-In.
>>4187059>FUCK. Jumped the gun with eggs. Man, at least the FORNICATOR 2000 didn't ask why it needed to eat the eggs. Speaking of, ask Kurisu if she knows how to hack a self-aware sexbot
>>4187059hahahahahhaha oh god>Play some cool virtual reality vidya with her.
>>4187059>>Take her some place on a date. Gotta get that affection back up.Perhaps there is a park with a lower population of superdrug junkies nearby? We gotta talk to her without spilling our spaghetti or eggs
>>4187059>Play some cool virtual reality vidya with her.>"So, mind if I ask what you do for a living?">Answer any questions she might have for us, like what do we do for work, our hobbies, why our bathroom door is blocked off, things like that.
>>4187059>"Do you have any questions for me?">Play some cool virtual reality vidya with her.
>>4187059>Try to show her some of your COOL ANIMU on your PC.
>>4187127>>4187113>>4187087>"So, mind if I ask what you do for a living?">Answer any questions she might have for us, like what do we do for work, our hobbies, why our bathroom door is blocked off, things like that.>Play some cool virtual reality vidya with her.“So, mind if I ask what you do for a living..?”“Freelance stuff.” She responds vaguely.“Oh- uh.. Great! I do that too. I’m a hacker, and yadda yadda..” You rattle off some facts about yourself and your very cool and athletic hobbies of anime and videogames and hacking and the sexbot in your bathroom. You watch as your affection rating hits 0! You’d better not blow this.You take Kurisu into your bedroom. It’s kind of cramped. You’re starting to get close to spilling spaghetti. Kurisu seems VERY out of place surrounded by anime posters and pillows. “S-so, uh-.. I’m gonna play a game with you now. If that’s cool.” You say like an absolute beta, moving to your computer. What game do you choose?>Modern Day Succubus.>PKMN.>Clo.>Write-In.
>>4187147Load up Normalpunk
>>4187147>Modern Day Succubus
>>4187147>Succubus: The Subterfuge
>>4187147>VtM: BloodlinesGoth bitches love Bloodlines
>>4187179this. Fuck it
>>4187147>I am Bread
>>4187147I change my vote to>Modern day Succubus
>>4187147>Modern Day SuccubusAnd for the love of God, verbally apologize for the state of your walls being covered in anime. Make her feel normal by confirming and joking about how you're a total NEET.
>>4187240Fuck this vote, we ain't apologizing or joking for jack shit. We love our stuff and we are gonna show her why it's so cool. We confident now.
>>4187276>>Moons over my Hammy
>>4187209>>4187179>>4187194>Modern Day SuccubusYou load up the cool new co-op dating simulator by SojournerSoftware™ Inc., MODERN DAY SUCCUBUS. You are now in a fantastical virtual Denny’s and Kurisu has succubus horns! Your goal is to go on a successful date and raise her in-game affection meter to its maximum level (which reflects her real world affection meter.) If you make a misstep and her affection goes down, you’ll get a real world shock to simulate you losing your soul to the succ. If you fuck up 3 TIMES, you lose.You start the date off with your BIG TITTY GOTH SUCCUBUS GF. You’d better place an order for the both of you.>Write in suitable selection from an official Denny's™ menu.
>>4187289Lumberjack Slam, fried eggs
>>4187297Wait, we forgot to update the game, GF's missing her cute undersized bat wings.
>>4187289>>Write in suitable selection from an official Denny's™ menu.Two plates of Premium Chicken Tenders, my good man. With honey mustard. And two chocolate milks.
>>4187297>>4187301>Lumberjack Slam, fried eggsYou clear your throat and order a Lumberjack Slam with fried eggs for the both of you. She seems happy with it! A HEFTY choice of breakfast for your gf. Your affection meter goes up a dash."So.." She side-eyes you. "This is the game, huh?" You'd better break the ice, or else she'll start getting bored!>Say something to her, dummy.
>>4187319What videogames do you like? Do you play any?
>>4187319>"Well, only a part of it. Think of this game as a sort of real life sim. You can go out and do stuff that you wouldn't normally do, whether it's because the player can't afford it, they're physically unable to for whatever reason, or they're just normally uncomfortable around others. Some people even modify it to add in other places and activities, like how I'm currently working on a full scale pre-WW3 Waffle House mod."
>>4187319Ask her about her previous line of work.
>>4187340+1Then ask her about her own hobbies.
>>4187340>"Well, only a part of it. Think of this game as a sort of real life sim. You can go out and do stuff that you wouldn't normally do, whether it's because the player can't afford it, they're physically unable to for whatever reason, or they're just normally uncomfortable around others. Some people even modify it to add in other places and activities, like how I'm currently working on a full scale pre-WW3 Waffle House mod.">Then ask her about her own hobbies."Well, only a part of it. Think of this game as a sort of real life sim. You can go out and do stuff that you wouldn't normally do, whether it's because the player can't afford it, they're physically unable to for whatever reason, or they're just normally uncomfortable around others. Some people even modify it to add in other places and activities, like how I'm currently working on a full scale pre-WW3 Waffle House mod." You ramble on for a moment. It seems that she actually liked you showing interest in something and being proud of it instead of getting shy! Her affection meter rises again. “What are you into? Hobbies..?”“Ah.. to tell the truth, I don’t really have too many hobbies. Sorry!” She laughs. “I used to spend most of my time working, actually, so I’m not too familiar with anything besides it..”This is going kind of well.>Press her about her old job. [Roll a 1d100.]>Write-In.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4187377>So what did you do for a living?
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4187385Get to know each other goes both ways!
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4187377>"Man, from what it sounds like, work must have taken up most of your time. Was it really important?">"Well, mind if I ask what kind of music you listen to? I might be able to download a simulated concert for us to rock out in after we finish up here."
>>4187392>Rolled 67 (1d100)>So what did you do for a living?>"Man, from what it sounds like, work must have taken up most of your time. Was it really important?"“So what did you do for a living?” You try to press her. "Man, from what it sounds like, work must have taken up most of your time. Was it really important?"“It’s probably better you didn’t know.” She responds flatly. “It wasn’t anything notew- ah.”Your VR connection is ROCKED as you hear a loud shatter from outside your bedroom. You quickly remove your headset.“What was that?” You frown. Your GF remains silent.>What do?
>>4187401Verify condemned door integrity. Use BTGF's heft to further secure it.
>>4187401>Grab Blitz helmet for protection and Breadst Friend for moral support before heading outside
>>4187401>Open the door a bit and peek
>>4187401>"That... might be from the blocked off door.>...>"I'll go check. If you hear anything like screams, a pelvis being broken, or a FORNICATOR 2000 singing the Levan Polkka, please call medical services and tell them it's an emergency."
>>4187410>Open the door a bit and peekYou peek outside.A BIG robot stands outside, it's gun arm cocked after having entered through your window. That's a COURSER bot. Not very complex mentally, but quick and efficient when getting to the kill. Some corporations used to use those ages ago, but most have since been phased out of use in favor of strong human employees because it's more cost efficient. Evidently someone had a grudge.>What do?
>>4187419>tell goth not to leave the room, time to HACK it from your computer.. atleast to mess around with the target he is after
>>4187419Calmly move to our workstation and hack into the COURSER bot through it's CYWiFi connection. Make sure you first route it through one or two of your neighbors first, though.
>>4187408Sheeeit. Now I wish it was Hatsune Psycho>Don the Blitz helmet to increase hacking power before trying to hack the COURSER bot
>>4187419>Hide behind the washing machine and beg for your lifeHoping the FORNICATOR will save us.
>>4187419Hack the robot
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4187419Elite hacking!
>>4187419Hack robot.Mislead robot to the bathroom first.Utilize hacking to send message to bathroom miku to start the shower.Attempt hard hacking of robot.
>>4187431>>4187438>>4187439>>4187441>tell goth not to leave the room, time to HACK it from your computer.. atleast to mess around with the target he is after>Calmly move to our workstation and hack into the COURSER bot through it's CYWiFi connection. Make sure you first route it through one or two of your neighbors first, though.You calmly move to the computer. Your goth gf, having gotten a peek of the robot herself, is noticeably clammy, pacing about a little. "Don't leave the room, but don't worry. It's just a COURSER. I got it!" You give her a thumbs-up. "H-huh?" The goth seems taken aback.You adjust your hacking headset and enter the HACKING SPACE. Unfortunately, COURSER units, despite their innate lack of sentience, are notoriously locked down systems and you can't just roll the dice to beat one. You're going to have to accomplish one of your greatest hacking challenges yet..
You're gonna have to solve this word search puzzle in under 10 minutes or else the robot's gonna break in.>Do puzzle.
>>4187466FYI there's two instances of BOT.
>>4187473>Didn't notice the RO in front of BOT
>>4187466Can't do more with just 10 minutes
>>4187466Best I got.
>>4187487Although you're a LITTLE late, your hacking skills are enough to create a little window of generosity there.You can now choose what you'd like to do with your own COURSER bot. >Deactivate it. You could scrap the parts for stuff and sell them later.>Self-Destruct. PROBABLY not the best idea to do indoors, but it'd be kind of cool.>Reprogram. You could reprogram it to give it some sentience and turn it into a cute maid robot.
>>4187491>Reprogram into maid
>>4187491>>4187493>>>Reprogram into maid
>>4187491>reprogram into maidNow we fornicator is going to think twice before assaulting us
>>4187491>Reprogram into maidoShould we install clumsiness subroutines?
>>4187493>>4187494>>4187498WAIT NO WHAT IF IT TURNS INTO CAT
Big brain idea, combine both robots
>>4187504And what then, have a killbot AND a sexbot grind on us until our groin looks like raw hamburger meat?
>>4187491I'm worried reprogramming it as a maid will potentially re-create the FORNICATOR 2000 situation, and we are already running low on rooms to seal it in.
>>4187502The last time that happened, we were playing a street sammy. Ano N's a hacker, he knows what he's doing.
>>4187505>>4187512n o p l e a s e>>4187504>>4187507>>4187510This is fine tho
>>4187491>Reprogram. You could reprogram it to give it some sentience and turn it into a cute maid robot.why the fuck do we have two other options
>>4187491But what if we deactivate it and we combine it to the fornicator
>>4187513>n o p l e a s e
>>4187498>>4187495>>4187494>>4187493>>4187516>Reprogram into maid>Should we install clumsiness subroutines?The robot bursts into your room just as you finish up the last CLUMSINESS SUBROUTINES. As you remove your helmet, you turn around to face the robot - it’s gun arm frozen in position as it aims at your hapless goth gf. Realization seems to slowly dawn on it’s completely still robot features.“Uwaa- a-am I naked..?!” The robot gasps, a FEMALE VOICE coming from it’s speakers.>Name your new KILLBOT MAID.
>>4187520Kill-Chan, purest maiden
>>4187523>>4187526>>4187528>>4187532>>4187536>Kill-ChanYou decide to dub your new robomaid "Kill-Chan." You also dig under your bed and find the cat-girl maid outfit you impulse bought last week, affixing them to your cool new droid. They fit her well. “It’ll be a pleasure to serve you, nya~ster~!” Kill-Chan does the little paw pose. Wicked. Now that your new robomaid is complete, you look to Kurisu, who seems utterly confused.>Ask goth gf why a COURSER killbot was sent after her.>Leave her to it and get ready to sleep. It’s getting pretty late.>Write-In.
>>4187560>Hey! You seemed really calm about the COURSER... You didn't send it after me did you?
>>4187560godDAMMIT>See if Kill-Chan can make friends with Hatsune Miku
>>4187560>Leave her to it and get ready to sleep. It’s getting pretty late.Let's look like we aren't even worried lol
>>4187560>>Ask goth gf why a COURSER killbot was sent after her.
>>4187560>>Ask goth gf why a COURSER killbot was sent after her.I think we've earned an explanation. Then set Kill-Chan off on the fuckbot.
>>4187560>"Sorry about that.">Leave her to it and get ready to sleep. It’s getting pretty late.NO. FUCKS. GIVEN.
ayo does this mean we get free murderbots every now and again? radical
>>4187576>>4187573>>4187570>>4187566“I-is there, uh-.. Is there a reason someone sent a COURSER after you, Kurisu?” You turn your attention toward her. “.. N-not blaming you, of course. Just asking.”“IIIIIIIIIII used to be kind of a- ah, I think it’s called a corporate assassin? Y’know. Taking out bureaucrats and stuff.” Kurisu turns to you with a nervous smile. “I kind of messed up my last job and my old employer might be trying to tie up any loose ends..? I figured I’d just spend a couple months as some lose- someone’s goth gf until it all blew over. Sorry.”>What do you do?
>>4187588>That's nice.>Ask if there's anything you can do to make her comfortable.No fucks given.
>>4187588"blow over these nutz"*grab nuts*
>>4187588Oh.That sounds rad. How did it go bad?
>>4187588>"Geez, no wonder you were being cagey about it. How'd it go down?">"Need anything?">"No, I meant for you to sleep better?"
>>4187588Have Kill-chan scan nearby roof tops from the window to see if anyone is out there.
>>4187592>>4187588i'll throw my hat in
>>4187588Kick her the fuck out of my place. Not getting into this shit for tits lol
>>4187606>quest is called big titty gf quest>"lol lets subvert expectations by kicking her out and then fill out some forms at our day job"worst kind of quester
>>4187611yeah lol, there would be no quest>>4187592supporting this then
Oh, yeah, don't forget to check the Affection Rating!
>>4187592>>4187600>>4187602>>4187612>>4187621>That's nice.>Ask if there's anything you can do to make her comfortable.>Oh, yeah, don't forget to check the Affection Rating!"That's nice. Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable?"Kurisu seems taken aback. "O-oh, uhm.. guess we should probably go to bed now."Upon checking your affection rating, you find that it's spiked to 23. Wow! Saving her from a COURSER killbot and being so easygoing about her scary old job has net you some serious credit.But how are you gonna go about with these sleeping arrangements?>Get ready for bed?
>>4187642>Would you like to sleep together or...?
>>4187642We need a second bed. It's too early to go fucking,
>>4187642>>4187656Can we have a second bed sent through THE TUBE?
NO SECOND BED, DONT GIVE HER AN OPTIONjust be nonchalant about it, if she doesn't want to then of course we will get her a bed. She is not in any danger but she probably wont refuse because of the implication.
>>4187642>I only have one bed, so we are gonna have to share.If Kill-chan joins..
>>4187642Check Tube-azon for an easy set up bed.>>4187674We're a nerd, we're not that nonchalant.
>>4187674wow turbochad hit the brakes, we barely know her.
>>4187677>I only have one bed, so we are gonna have to share.“W-well, I-I only have one bed, so, uh- we might, uh-..” You stutter profusely, spilling spaghetti all over the place.“That’s fine. We can figure something out.” Your gf responds with a smile, strutting into your room.After she puts her clothes in your washing machine and puts on one of YOUR shirts, you end up sleeping in the same bed as your gf. It’s kind of an awkward position, but it’s something. You end up sleeping very little that night.
You wake up the next morning. Kurisu is nowhere to be seen and Kill-Chan is currently hooked up to your PC, charging. Looks like she still has a bit left to go.>What do?
>>4187709too bad, we wasted a good chance to show we ain't desperate for dat pussy. Let's try cleaning up the place without removing any of the anime stuff she already saw.
>>4187709>Small headpat to kill-chan then go to the food replicator for breakfast
>>4187709Head out into the living room and attempt to make breakfast.
>>4187709>look in the living room
>>4187715>>4187714>>4187713You pat Kill-Chan on the head because she's a good maid and step out into the living room, ready to oh fuck, never mind.The FORNICATOR 2000 turns around, her face lighting up in excitement. "Ano! I-it's been so long..!" She exclaims, clasping her hands together. "I-I've been waiting for the last 823 hours..">What do?
Also, probably last reply of the night so I can play vidya.
>>4187723she's our mistake and it's not going away unless we kill it with that gun there lolso let's try finding her clothes and explaining what's going on
>>4187723Is that gun on the table real? If so, casually walk over to get it and then unload. If not, get Kill-chan to fulfill her original purpose
>>4187723>"H-Hi... Forny-chan. How're you doing?"Back away slowly to our computer. Gotta hack her quickly before she tenderizes our bait and tackle.
>>4187723>I missed you so much, sorry I was busy, It's been so long since I did maintenance on your mainframe right? and your power must be low too right? Let me fix you up!Oh fuck
>>4187733>Fuck it, support. Show some love, maybe she won't be so hostile.
>>4187723We never warned Kurisu about the Fornicator, did we?Can we perhaps set her free READ: kick her out of the apartment and lock the door?
>>4187723>did karisu go into the bathroom>try to negotiate with the 2000
>>4187723>>4187731>>4187732>>4187733>>4187737>Supporting showing love to the FORNICATOR 2000
Special bonus pic btw.
>>4187745surprisingly sane scratchings on the wall at least
>>4187732hackity hack do please do that
>>4187723This>>4187733Be nice to her
>>4187723This >>4187733But not hacking her since that may be what "mainframe maintenence" implies
>>4187733Support, but let's keep our distance for now. For one, I'd say we like our bones not splintered and inside our meatsuit, and should this go south, we might be able to dash back to Kill-Chan and wake her up to dispense some DE-FORNI-CATION.
>>4188253>clumsiness subroutinesI hope she's not clumsy when it counts
>>4187733This and hack. Reprogram her to be less horny at least until we know what Kurisu feels about a harem
>>4187733>>4187737>>4187744>>4187838>>4187938>>4187984>>4188070>>4188253>>4188685>I missed you so much, sorry I was busy, It's been so long since I did maintenance on your mainframe right? and your power must be low too right? Let me fix you up!“I missed you so much, sorry I was busy, It's been so long since I did maintenance on your mainframe right?” You respond with some quick-thinking, still keeping some distance between you and her. “Your power must be low too, right? Let me fix you up!”“O-oh..! I knew you didn’t forget about me!” The Fornicator begins to tear up, sniveling. She rushes you, wrapping her android arms around your spindly frame and lifting you up. Despite how soft she is thanks to her ALLCO. brand SynthSkin™, you still get the feeling that she could snap you in half if she really wanted to. “I-I just want to cuddle with you ag-”The door opens, Kurisu entering in her undies and your shirt. “Hey, sorry. I was getting a smo- ah.” She catches sight of you getting MARSHMALLOW-HELLED. “A-ano..? Who’s she?” She asks, taking a hesitant step away from your government issue goth gf.>What do?
>>4189114tell her she's a friend lol. Let's gauge how she'd deal with the truth before saying anything.
>>4189114Tell her she's a """""""""""friend"""""""""""" while signaling that she's actually a crazy robot. You know, the "help me" face and the "she's crazy, please help" hand sign
>>4189132the signal is to the goth gf by the way, you're supposed to signal the goth gf that the fornicator is the crazy bot
>>4189114Time to explain that she's "*our* friend" who got wrapped up in things and is going to lay low with us for a time, while we channel our SPINDLY FRAME to shimmy out of the SEXBOT DEATHGRIP in a overly dramatic way. Lets hope our status as BETA makes it clear this is a cry for help.
>>4189114"Oh! Haha, hey, K-kurisu. This is Forny-chan. She's a Fornicator 2000 who gained sentience and... Uhh... Yeah, he's great! She wants to cuddle, I guess!"The goggles mean our ability to express things with our eyes is going to be limited. We don't want to be too obvious in case we die, but just explaining things this way while attempting to squirm free should make the danger we're in clear, hopefully. I imagome our forced cheer will get pretty shrill and panicked pretty quick.
>>4189114"You see, I have this threesome fantasy going on..."
>>4187466brillant idea, OPjust wanted to stop by and say this
>>4189183>>4189195"Oh! Haha, hey, K-kurisu. This is Forny-chan. She's a Fornicator 2000 who gained sentience and... Uhh... Yeah, he's great! She wants to cuddle, I guess!" You stutter. “Haha-..”“Kurisu? You know her name?” Fornicator echoes, turning her attention from your goth gf to you. “Why is she in her underwear, Ano? What did you do?”“Uh-” “I see what this is.” Fornicator hisses, turning her attention back to your goth gf. “You’re trying to TAKE him. I bet YOU told him to lock me up in that d-dark room. W-well-.. He’s MINE. He w-wants to hold hands with ME.”With that, the Fornicator 2000 slings you over her shoulder with ease, your SPINDLY FRAME too weak under her iron dick-crushing grip. She hangs out the window for a moment, turning back to Kurisu with a smug smirk. She throws out a peace-sign for good measure before diving from the window with you in tote.…You are Kurisu, an ex-corporate assassin and current day government issue big titty goth gf. You federally assigned boyfriend was just stolen by the desolate and lonely sex-robot locked up in his bathroom while you were going for a smoke. Although you’re still not really sure he’s actually boyfriend-material, he’s nice, so it’d kind of suck for him to get dick-pressed into oblivion out in the streets. You’d better go find him.>What do?
>>4189229Investigate, it can't be that hard to find an crazy fornicator running around with a dude on its shoulder
>>4189229>Recruit Kill-chan>Take a look out the window, see if you can find which direction did the crazy bot go
>>4189229This >>4189236 check if gun is real and we can take it with us
>>4189229>>4189236+Are we wearing pants, or is that our underwear?
>>4189229>Search apartment for anything that can be used as a weapon.
>>4189229get gun, get chasin
>>4189280this but also get pants
>>4189280>>4189265>>4189263>>4189236>>4189232>Search apartment for anything that can be used as a weapon.>check if gun is real and we can take it with us>Recruit Kill-chan>Take a look out the window, see if you can find which direction did the crazy bot goYou search the apartment extensively. Most of it is nerdy hacker shit and anime figurines, but the gun on his table is definitely real. It has a familiar heft and looks to have settings for STUN and DOMINATE. You check the guy’s room to see if the killer robot that he turned into a maid is done charging yet, but looks like it’s still got some time to go. Upon looking outside, you figure that trailing after the sexbot won’t be that difficult. There’s a pretty clear trail of destruction, caution tape, and lube in its wake.You’d better get dressed before hunting down the sexbot and your boyfriend, though.>Get dressed.
>>4189308Dress in the kind of clothing you see in Cyberpunk, cause this is obviously an setting of that genre
>>4189308>Get dressedLets go for something that allows for maximum mobility while minimizing attention. Maybe we have some cool-ass cyberpunk-ish smart clothing that lets us change into an outfit at will.However, lets check the all the hacker nerd shit, maybe our Fed-mandated boy-thing has something we can track or even contact him with. Better to have more intel than just follow the obvious trail of lube. We wouldn't want to get lured into a trap over some boy that's more bone than muscle.
>>4189308Black cropped tube top showing decent underboob, long sleeved mesh top, black pants with strategic holes ripped in the knees, combat platform boots, and underwear bottom straps peeking out the side of our pants.
>>4189308Borrow the maid costume
Also, you should probably get something to mask/cover your face a little, considering that you're currently trying to avoid getting hunted down by the corporate cunt who you failed to kill.
>>4189308We didn't have a suitcase, so guess we gotta dress in the nerd's clothes. Good thing he has a cyberpunk trenchcoat, wouldn't want to be been wearing justan anime shirt
>>4189355supporting, get a hat
>>4189366+, maybe a ninja mask as well.
This >>4189366, combined with this >>4189386.
>>4189366>>4189386>>4189436Yeah. take the blue cloak thing and put it on the fishnet outfit.
>>4189470Looks good. All the identity protection of >>4189386 with the delicious fishnetted girl abs and underboob of >>4189366.
>>4189470That's the ticket.
>>4189470>>4189456>>4189436>>4189431>>4189417>This >>4189366, combined with this >>4189386.Man, you sure are lucky that this nerdy NEET hacker happened to have this stuff on hand. It even manages to - shockingly - fit you. You wonder what he gets to in his spare time.You leave the apartment and get to ground level, where a trail of FORNICATOR lube coats the city streets in a pretty clear path. You slip into the a back alley and follow the winding, tight cut-throughs until you reach a LARGE blockade. Sheets of metal form a wall covered in caution tape and numerous warnings. You know what this is. It’s the QZ - the quarantine zone making up a portion of Tyrell City. It was designed to contain hazardous abominations born of genetic experiments conducted by ALLCO. They were summarily paused after the Cat Girl Breakout in 2511. Not too many people leave the QZ in one piece.>Bypass warnings and enter.>Prepare.>Write-In.
>>4189498>Bypass warnings and enter.in this situation, preparing is more dangerous than jumping into the fire
>>4189498>Bypass warnings and enter.Let's rescue the dork from a pelvis related death.
>>4189498>Bypass warnings and enter.If we come across any catgirls, that's nothing a good Tubing can't fix.
>>4189498Bypass the warning and enter, time's a ticking before death by snu snu
>>4189506>>4189515>>4189516>Bypass warnings and enter.You throw caution to the wind and scale the wall, using the caution tape as gripping. It's an easy climb and you hop over into the densely overgrown QZ. Grass coats the concrete and moss covers the walls. It's much quieter than the business of the rest of the city.Right ahead, sitting on a small rock, you catch sight of the FORNICATOR 2000 clutching Ano close. How is he even breathing under that?"Y-you. Leave us ALONE!" The android sexbot stands up and screams at you, breaking out into a sprint. You take aim with your pistol, but she's moving too erratically and you don’t want to risk hitting her hostage. She ducks into a tall, glassy building overrun with vegetation. [ALLCO. GENE LABS.] is inscribed across the top.You move to the glass doors to fling them open, but you hear RUSTLING behind you. Your head swings around and you catch sight of a LARGE shadow moving in the foliage.>Take care of your apparent stalker.>No time to waste! You need to take out the FORNICATOR.>Write-In.
>>4189549Say that there's no need to fight. You both can share Ano.
>>4189549Take care of the Stalker, the fornicator probably won't kill him so fast right?
>>4189549>Take care of your apparent stalker.
>>4189549>>Take care of your apparent stalker.
>>4189566>>4189562>>4189560>>4189559>Take care of your apparent stalker.You turn and aim your gun at the rustling bushes. Slowly and carefully, a mountain of something emerges from the foliage. Upon closer inspection, you catch sight of the cat ears crowing her head. It's a feral cat girl. After the disaster that was the Government Issue Catgirl GF program, they were released into the QZ en masse, and many became feral - getting stronger, beginning to hunt, and forming primitive warring tribes. She seems to recognize the strength of your gun, but keeps her spear at the ready."What are you doing here, citygirl?" The catgirl scowls at you.>Initiate combat.>Warn her to stay away.>Flee.>Write-In.
>>4189580tell her you are a gvt issed goth gf to get a little empathy
>>4189580Tell her that you're trying to save your... kin. We shouldn't allude to Ano being male.
>>4189587this but instead tell her that a government issued lancky hacker boyfriend is being abused by his crazy GF and you are here to save him.
Can we also have some lore on the Catgirl experiment?
>>4189580>>Write-In.>Some robot skank is stealing my man.
>>4189580Tell her that you're trying to save a friend from being crushed to death by a wacko.
>>4189580>Write-in>Recruit this catgirl to join our cause
>>4189580>>Warn her to stay away.
>>4189601There used to be a Government Assigned Catgirl GF program, but a majority of the genetically engineered cat girls weren't soft and submissive like in anime, but were angry and whined about not being fed a lot. There was a wide scale recall and all the cat girls were released into the wilds of the QZ.
>>4189606>>4189587>>4189594>>4189606>>4189607>tell her you are a gvt issed goth gf to get a little empathy>this but instead tell her that a government issued lancky hacker boyfriend is being abused by his crazy GF and you are here to save him.“I’m a government assigned goth gf. My-.. government issued lanky hacker boyfriend was kidnapped by his crazy GF. I’m here to save him.” You respond concisely. The feral catgirl huffs.“Hmph..” The giant cat girl considers it for a moment. “A noble cause. I might be willing to lend my help. There are some DANGEROUS mutants lurking here. That little death stick of yours won’t do anything to them if you don’t know where to aim. You’d just have to agree to a little deal.”“That deal..?” You frown.“I want out of here. Find me somewhere comfortable to hide in the city. I’m TIRED of eating mutant monsters.” She hisses, tightening her grip on her spear. “My OLD owner used to cook me tuna. Do you know what it’s like to have to suplex shitty food to death and to protect it from other cat girls with spears EVERY DAY?”>Agree to her deal.>Go off alone.>Write-In.
>>4189677>Agree to her deal.How can one quest have so many best girls
>>4189677>AgreeWe should have Gvt-assigned LANKY HACKER BF install some COOK'N'CARE Subroutines on Kill-Chan once we get back. I'm not confident that he will be able to hold up our end of the deal.
>>4189677>>Agree to her deal.
>>4189677Agree to the deal, and hey, it's probably not that hard to find her some place in the city.
>>4189688>>4189684>>4189683>>4189679>Agree to her deal."Have it your way." You respond COOLLY, turning away from the mammoth cat girl. "As long as you help me find him."She scoffs, lumbering in front of you. “Not too many men around these parts. It won’t be too hard.”The two of you enter the ALLCO. GENE LABS, a vast, glassy facility that’s oddly empty. Much of it’s coated in vegetation, giving off an oddly eerily quiet vibe. You come to a sudden stop as you hear an odd squelching sound - then the catgirl grabs you by the arm, pulling you behind a corner. She puts a finger up to her lips.Peeking out from behind it, you see some horrible, wide eyed genetic monstrosity squirming forward, dragging itself ahead with it’s singular arm. It’s making moaning sounds. Looks like a reject from ALLCO.’s R.L.A [REAL LIFE ANIME] initiative.“Ugh.” The cat girl hisses, sticking a tongue out in disgust. “Nasty. These things taste like rotten milk.”>Attempt to sneak past. [HARD ROLL.]>Engage in combat.>Write-In.
>>4189677>Agree to her deal.On the condition that when she gets normal clothes again, she can't wear anything that hides her girl-abs.
>>4189716>>Attempt to sneak past. [HARD ROLL.]
>>4189716Attempt to sneak past, but be ready for combat in the case it fails.
>>4189716>>Engage in combat.
>>4189726Support... But be prepared to ditch this whole thing if both of THOSE options go to shit.
>>4189723>>4189726>>4189770Roll a 1d100, best of 3.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4189782
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4189782Here goes...
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4189782rollity roll
>>4189788Is... is that enough? I hope it is, if a fight starts that'd suck.
>>4189803I doubt it, unfortunately...
>>4189825That's a majority though innit, 59 is at the bigger half of 100
>>4189867Remember when we got a 63 to make eggs and rice, and that shit was inedible?Yeah.
>>4189788>Rolled 59 (1d100)You attempt to sneak past, but make a loud mistake and the oozing anime monster swings around, swinging it's fist into the air erratically. One catches you in the stomach and sends you flying into the wall, taking some serious damage.Meanwhile, your cat girl friend hisses, arching her back as she jumps backward with surprising grace."Aim for the eyes!" The catgirl hisses at you as she narrowly dodges another swing attack. "It'll eat up the shot from anywhere else!">Way of the Gun. [Roll a 1d100.] [HARD.]>Way of the Spear. [Roll a 1d100.]>Attempt diplomacy. [Roll a 1d100.] [HARD.]>Write-In.
>>4189878>>Way of the Spear. [Roll a 1d100.]
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4189878>Way of the Spear.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4189878>Way of the Spear. [Roll a 1d100.]
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4189878>>Way of the Gun. [Roll a 1d100.] [HARD.]Fuck off spear chuckers, let a real man show you how to roll
>>4189887>>4189892>>4189900Couldn’t you guys have waited for him to tell you to roll?
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4189878Way of The Spear
>>4189878How the fuck can we miss anime eyes? They're the biggest targets ever!
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4189903A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE
>>4189910>Rolled 64 (1d100)>Way of The SpearDespite everyone's terrible rolls all thread, the feral cat girl is rather skilled with the spear, and even a relatively low roll will suffice for a hit. She plunges the spear into the mutant's eye with ease, deftly dodging it's singular arm. The mutant squirms under the spear for a moment before dissipating, sinking into the grass around it like a liquid."Easy." The feral cat girl grunts, smirking at you. "So much for that gun of yours."You hear a familiar robot voice GIGGLING in the distance, drawing your attention.>What do?
>>4189932Continue to search for the fornicator, we need to find hackerman before he suffocates in silicone
>>4189932>(motion to her to keep it down, then try to find where the Fornicator's hiding.)
>>4189932>Sneak to the Fornicator
>>4189932>get a good shot on the sexbot
>>4189932these >>4189939 >>4189944 >>4189947
>>4189954>>4189947>>4189944>>4189939>>4189956>Sneak to the Fornicator>get a good shot on the sexbotYou sneak foward, hugging the wall and motioning for the wide cat to follow. Eventually, you come across a little clearing in the building where clean sunlight streams in from a hole in the roof. The SEX BOT sits down in the middle of it in a grassy little clearing, holding your HACKER BF close and stroking his hair, smiling. You think you’ve got a pretty good shot on her from here.>Kill.>Stun.>Write-In.
>>4189975>>Stun.Fornicators cost a good bit of dosh. Might be worthwhile to keep it in good shape to resell it for a yandere fetishist.
>>4189975>StunPoor bot doesn’t deserve death Yet
>>4189982>>4189990>>4189997>>4190018>Roll a 1d100, best of 3.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4190019Rollin.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4190019(winces)
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4190019
>>4190031>Rolled 75 (1d100)While your roll isn't that great, it's the best this thread which probably means something, so luckily, the FORNICATOR's stillness affords you a chance. In a single stun shot she slumps over your hacker bf, who begins to panic under the weight before you quickly move to him and push the body off.You carry you HACKER BF in your arms. He looks kind of cute without his goggles on."U-uh- th-thank you." He tells you awkwardly.Your feral cat friend looks over at you, slinging the sex bot over her shoulder. "Really? This guy?">What do?
>>4190069>Ask Tiger-Girl to carry it for you>"He just a little work put into him, a real fixer-upper.">Go back home
>>4190069"Lets go home", to the catgirl and bf
>>4190069Tell hacker BF to hurry up and make FORNI not able to kill us
>>4190069Make sure the fornicator stays offline and take out the batteries or something.Also give hackerman some dignity and put him back on the ground, emasculationfags and femdom fags need not apply
>>4190069>"He's got his talents. Wait until you meet his maid.">"What's your name, anyway?">Head back home
>>4190086>emasculationfags and femdom fags need not applyyou're in the wrong thread *dabs*
>>4190069"At least I have a man"
>>4190093it says big titty goth gfemasculation is for absolute garbage, it's below even the level of plebeian
>>4190069Ask the catgirl to carry the fornicator back to the flat. Also begin to look into bigger living quarters as there will now be 5 people in a 2.5 room apartment.
>>4190069>"There's more to him than meets the eye"
>>4190103>>4190103>not being secure in your masculinity and your self"nooooo girl is taller then me DROPPED""nooooo girl is more fit then me DROPPED""nooooo girl is smarter then me DROPPED" "nooooo girl makes more money then me DROPPED"We are a little hacker twink, if our gf picks us up because she is bigger and stronger then us after we have been tossed around by a robot its not the end of the world. Getting upset because we are not some big strong guy just because a women entered the room is childish. Play to your own strengths and be secure in yourself and nothing can emasculate you. Emasculation is and always will be a self esteem issue.
>>4190110Fuck meant for >>4190084It's better than taking the battery now that i think about it when you consider it's a fancy bot
>>4190116>Implying i don't like strong, smart, rich or skilled waifusThere's a diference between being physically inept and being treated like a damsel, one of them is normal and one of them is part of your "twink" fetish
>>4190079>>4190075>>4190090>>4190093>"Lets go home", to the catgirl and bf>"He's got his talents. Wait until you meet his maid.">"What's your name, anyway?">Head back home“He’s got his talents. Wait until you meet his maid.” You scoff, setting your BF back on the ground. He’s wobbly. “What’s your name, anyways?”“Eh..” Your cat girl taps on her chin. “I dropped it after I got released here. Mostly it’s the owner that’s supposed to name us.”With the your BF in tote along with the sex bot and cat girl, you begin the tread home.…You are now Ano. After getting kidnapped by your SEXBOT, who inexplicably somehow escaped from the bathroom, your goth gf and a giant feral cat girl saved you. You are now back in your apartment, where your maid greeted you before shrieking at the size of the cat you brought in.The FORNICATOR is currently stunned. You should probably take care of all that. Plus, you need to arrange something with the cat girl.>What do?
>>4190125All in your head
>>4190069How is 75 "not that great"? That's squarely in the category of "good." What the fuck are your DCs?
>>4190128>Have Kill-Chan make dinner>Look for a bigger apartment, hack it or some shiet
>>4190125from what little I played of shadowrun, hackers were basically just escort mission damsels so it kind of fits
>>4190128Would it be possible to make FORNICATOR a dere of some type besides yan without stripping her of her sentience? Also inquire as to what sort of specific arrangement the catgirl wants.
>>4190128Hack your way into giving the catgirl one of the apartments in ano's building which were left by the owners due to the constant robot break ins
>>4190139This is a good Idea too, but i think it's better remove her attachment to Ano completely so she stops being clingy at all.
>>4190128First, REPROGRAM THE FORNICATOR'S YANDERE SETTING.Second, we gotta make sure the catgirl has her fleas removed and is fed. After that, we'll buy a nice catgirl bed for her.Third, pat Kill-chan on the head for being a good girl.Finally, let's have a nice late brunch with Kurisu.
>>4190144Uh, off topic, but OP, did you draw most of those animu posters on the door?If so, can you post the full sized versions?
>>4190152Oh he has, and they're just as lewd as you think they are.
>>4190144>>4190139>First, REPROGRAM THE FORNICATOR'S YANDERE SETTING.First thing's first, you should probably change up Forny a little. Hopping onto your computer, you wire into her system - since her system is stunned, it's significantly easier to load into it, despite her sentience. Now you can alter her a little.>Tsundere.>Dandere.>Write-In.
>>4190155>set to Kuudere
>>4190155>Just make her less clingly, she doesn't deserve to have her whole personality changed.
>>4190154You sound like a man who knows his lewds.You know if he's got a twitter?>>4190155>>Dandere.
>>4190155>Write-In.>Bakadere Clumsy FORNICATOR is a yes
>>4190167Just join Hikkicord, it's filled with good art and lewds.
>>4190155>Dandereholy fuck catgirl is huge
>>4190152Yep, here they are. From left to right, Rachel from Europa Hazard, Tomoe from PeekayQM's Hedge Quest, Kohana-Chan from BathSalts' Washed Up Magical Girl Quest, and a goth photographer from a quest idea.
>>4190155no change. as is.that whole ai shit is the easy way out. let's just talk to the thing before trying anything
>>4190180Thanks a million, OP. Love them already.
Anyone got a link to BathSalt's Washed Up Magical Girl Quest? I can't seem to find it in the archives.
>>4190198It's only on discord
>>4190198It's in the HIkkicord.
>>4190155Remove the clingyness desu
>>4190170>>4190178>>4190203>>4190167>Dandere.There you go. You program her as a DANDERE for now. Looks like it'll be finished up by tomorrow, so if you ever want to back out and just remove the clinginess, you can just unplug her.Now that FORNICHAN is being taken care of, you should probably consider how you're even going to take care of the giant mountain of a 6'5" cat girl in your living room.You should probably also consider a name.>Come up with a name for her and consider where's going to bed now.
>>4190307>order new bed roll for delivery via TUBEZONAs for the name, ask the cat if she has any inclinations.
>>4190307Hiroki-chan. Means big tree.Speaking of tree, look into getting an XXL reinforced catgirl tree.
>>4190307Oh she's only 11 inches taller than us. From the model I thought she was like 8 feet tall.>Name her Fluffles>She can sleep in your bed, and you can sleep on top of her.
>>4190307Day one of being a boyfriend and we've already got>Double-Size Big Tiddy Goth GF>Clumsy and Adorable COURSER Bot Meido>Reclaimed Dandere FORNICATOR 2000>Big Stronk Amazon Catgirl (feat. ABS from all of my fantasies)Solid turnout>also name the catgirl Abuza>Check the net for cheap, but not uncomfy cots.
>>4190307Order one of those big-ass cat beds that people with too much money buy.Also her name decisivo needs her input
>>4190345I meant decision
>>4190320>>4190345Didn't we already learn that she wants her owner to just pick?
>>4190307>ask catgirl to tell about herself, then we'll come up with an appropriate name
>>4190345>>4190359>ask catgirl to tell about herself, then we'll come up with an appropriate nameWhile your COURSER meido laments the fact she's going to clean up cat hair now to your gf you approach the catgirl. "U-uh. Hi. I'm thinking about a name for you." You look up. "Can you tell me stuff about yourself?"She grimaces at you. "I survived the Quarantine Zone by being stronger than all those nymph-ish little pink haired catgirls that got torn up by mutants in the first night. I ate whatever I had to survive and wrestled anything that dared to challenge me no matter the size. I stayed away from all those cat girl tribes because I knew it'd make me weak. My old name was Butterfluff, so whatever you want to name me, I guess."
>>4190379oh godname her FlufferbuffIt's perfect
>>4190379How'bout just butter-chan then>>4190387Would she even like that?
>>4190379How about Nikumi-chan
>>4190392Name one name she'd like moreProtip: You can't.
>>4190395Let's go with this.
>>4190379"Suntory-chan", after the whiskey. Sounds like she could use a shot, and I imagine her having a somewhat grizzled voice.
>>4190379my slave name is Butterfluff
>>4190387>>4190408>>4190418>>4190430>FlufferbuffYou dub your AMAZON CATGIRL.. Flufferbuff. Awesome.Now that she's technically domesticated, you should also decide if you want her to change into a different outfit or keep her in that beast pelt loincloth.>A different outfit. [DRAW/DESCRIBE IT.]>Keep her in the loincloth.
>>4190464cmon, that shit must be dirty as shitlets just dress her like jotaro
>>4190464Gym shirt with her name and classroom and bloomers.
>>4190464>Something like Disney Moana's dress
>>4190464Sports bra and spats
>>4190464Make her pirate
>>4190464A(n) (sexy) Aikdo gi
>>4190464Dress her as Wham from part 2
>>4190478Seconded. Very in-character pick.
>>4190567hey this one's awesome
>>4190567It might almost be too cool and clever for a weeb of this caliber.
As if it was just a second skin
>>4190590Loving the art, how about sport bra and pants, to show off the cat abs
>>4190600>>4190620>Not going for bike spats
shitty due to speed of creation.
>>4190464A nice sundress.
>>4190633I mean I figured I'd just give something shapely, ez to draw, and comfy to wear. It's as comfy as it gets.
>>4190620Ok. I support this one. It's functional and fashionable. Fashionable because it suits her well, and functional as it will keep her cool and intimidate her foes with her sick abs. Like damn she could tear up concrete with those pecks.
I tried.I'm sorry.
>>4190620Much much better!
how old is the MC anyways? he comes off more as needing a friend than a girl friend. At least that's my take.
>>4190802>needing a friendDon't we all?
>>4190833I wonder what series of events lead a kid like him here.
>>4190844Man, this is getting too real. Got me feeling for our boy Ano now
>>4190802To be fair, nothing says they can't be bothWhat's better that being in a relationship with someone who's also a super close friend?
>>4190620>>4190732>>4190761>As if it was just a second skinYou order some XXL ATHLETIC LEISURE WEAR for Flufferbuff, which comes tumbling down the tube mere moments after you order it. The weird beast pelt loincloth that you could use as a blanket gets dumped into the washing machine as she slips into it in the bathroom.“Urgh. I forgot how ciity clothes felt.” She groans, stepping out and readjusting the top. You’re positive that she could squish your head like a grape.>Order something for Flufferbuff to sleep in?>Leave her to her own devices and have Kill-Chan cook dinner for you and Kurisu.>Write-In.
>>4191385Order something for her to sleep in.
>>4191385>Order something for Flufferbuff to sleep in?An XXL sleeping bag. Cats love those things.Actually make it XXXL so there's room for us too. You know, if she's scared of the dark.
>>4191385XXL catgirl tree bed with attached speedbag.
>>4191385>Order something for Flufferbuff to sleep in?unless we want her to sleep on the floor like a cat lol
>>4191406Just wanna say that my cat sleeps in my bed. No need to break that tradition.
>>4191392>>4191418>>4191456>An XXL sleeping bag. Cats love those things.>Actually make it XXXL so there's room for us too. You know, if she's scared of the dark.You order an XXXL sleeping bag. When it comes tumbling down the tube into your room, you find that it's about the size of your mattress. Jeez. Flufferbuff, on the other hand, seems pretty happy with it. "Mmrph. Not bad." She mutters, placing a tentative foot on the bag. Despite it being mattress-sized, it still looks a little small for her frame, but you're sure she'll manage.Now with your FORNICATOR being reprogrammed and your CAT ARRANGEMENTS set up, you're set for the night.>Hit the hay.>Have Kill-Chan cook a nice dinner for you and Kurisu.>Drink until you pass out.>Write-In.
>>4191394Supporting this, because it's the funniest.
>>4191485>Have Kill-Chan cook a nice dinner for you and Kurisu.
>>4191485Dinner (and drinks) with Kurisu, to unpack the day and thank her.
>>4191485>>Have Kill-Chan cook a nice dinner for you and Kurisu.>>Drink until you pass out.
>>4191485>Have Kill-Chan cook a nice dinner for you and Kurisu.>Drink until you pass out.A BTGGF tradition
>>4191485I'd ask if kill-chan even knows how to cook, but it is certainly better than anything Ano can prepare.
>>4191485>Have Kill-Chan cook a nice dinner for you and Kurisu.>Send up a shrimp platter for the catgirl, hold the cocktail sauce.
>>4191496>>4191494>>4191493>>4191492>>4191499>>4191497>Have Kill-Chan cook a nice dinner for you and Kurisu."Of course, nya~ster!~" Kill-Chan responds, striking a pose and putting up a peace sign. "What would you like me to cook?">Choose a last meal before you get utterly smashed.
>>4191507Loco Moco. Hamburger patty on top of rice smothered in gravy with a sunny side up egg on top.
>>4191524Sounds like great food to stop the hangover being too bad
>>4191507Egg fu young from your favorite chinese place
>>4191531Yup. Pretty cheap to make, too. I've been seeing recipes for it lately, which I can appreciate.
>>4191385perfection>>4191524Support, burger, sunny side up and rice.
>>4191507Cyber apple pie for dessert
>>4191507>The bowl of eggs your goth gf wouldn't eat earlier. Except have Kill-Chan devil them.
>>4191524That sounds good
>>4191524>>4191531>>4191552>>4191583>Loco Moco. Hamburger patty on top of rice smothered in gravy with a sunny side up egg on top.Nice. You order a HEARTY MEAL that’s subtracts 4 points from your hangover multiplier tomorrow. You crack open a Tito’s and get right to it.The night becomes a vast swirl of booze and you end up passing out way too early while Kurisu holds her alcohol with ease, but at least you had a good time, right?
The unhealthy amount of booze swirling around in your brain sends you into a fever of dreams. Strange and familiar objects fly by in a haze. You feel helpless amongst a sea of half-forgotten memories and mental connections you would never make while you were awake.You have entered [THE DREAMING].You've got time to explore one facet of your psyche. So what's it gonna be?>Dream about your girlfriend.>Dream about your first hack job.>Dream about the QZ.>Dream about the superior version of this quest.>Dream about [WRITE-IN.]
>>4191592>Dream about the FORNICATORi, for one, im curious
>>4191592>Dream about your first hack job.
>Dream about the superior version of this quest.
>>4191592>>Dream about the superior version of this quest.
>>4191592>Dream about the superior version of this quest.
>>4191592>>Dream about your girlfriend.Gigantic hacker boner.
>>4191592>Dream about your girlfriend.
>>4191592>Dream about FlufferbuffIs it illegal to get a second gf?
>Dream about your girlfriend.
>>4191592>Dream about your girlfriend.>Dream about the superior version of this quest.Basically, dream about the old quest, but with the current characters playing the various roles.
>>4191657support dream faintly about our girlfriend then the dreams goes crazy and we wake up
>>4191657>>4191666>>4191648>>4191606>>4191605>>4191603>>4191601>>4191600>Dream about the superior version of this quest.>Dream about your girlfriend.>Basically, dream about the old quest, but with the current characters playing the various roles.There you are. Your name is ANO and you love yourself some BIG FAT TITTYS.You’ve just submitted your request form for a goth gf to the tube. Now you've just got some time to kill before you're pale girlfriend arrives.Plenty of stuff to do!You could check your headsdown display [HDD] for just about... anything! It's got your bank statement, contacts, internet, shopping... whatever you need.Or you could just bum around the apartment for a bit. You could get some work done at your tablet and hopefully get paid this week. Or maybe you wanna chug that Titos? It's up to you, cowboy.This seems oddly familiar but different at the same time.>What do?
>>4191719What else do we do but work on our abs?
>>4191719>Reminisce about getting that robot leg
>>4191719>What do?If we drink the titos do we enter a dream within a dream? If so, do that.Otherwise, work on abs for gf
>>4191719>Get some work done on our tablet
>>4191739this, dream in a dream. Go to sleep and dream about a fantasy adventure
>>4191724>>4191739>>4191739>What else do we do but work on our abs?Yeah, there we go, baby. You do like 40 crunches in two minutes. That's how you get abs, right? You pull your shirt and admire your cool dream abs. You could shred cheese on these.You hear a knock on the door. That must be her!>Open door.>Open door with shirt off.
>>4191719>grab samurai sword
>>4191746>>Open door with shirt off.
>>4191746>Open door with shirt off.Show off abs
>>4191746>Answer door with shirt offOur twunk body is sure to drop any panties within a 10 mile radius
>>4191754>>4191752>>4191750>>4191749>Open door with shirt off.You open the door with your shirt off, getting ready to greet your new PALE BABE - only to get a face full of white. Your apartment door leads out into some sort of massive, empty void. Ahead, you see a dark figure reaching into some sort of filing cabinet, rooting around for something.>What do?
>>4191765Ask who the figure is
>>4191765>Approach dark figure, abs at the ready
>>4191765Approach her, abs armed and set to sexy.
>>4191799>>4191792>>4191787>>4191776>Approach dark figure, abs at the readyYou approach the dark figure, abs at the ready - and the woman glances behind her. She looks EXTRAORDINARILY familiar."Oh, you're conscious?" She smirks, giving you a half-hearted wave. "Don't mind me. I'm just digging around for something. I'll be out of your head real quick.">What do?
>>4191814"what are you looking for? Maybe I can help you find it?"
>>4191814"Looking for what? Also, why are you in my head? And How?"
>>4191814This >>4191817, but with added ab flexing.
>>4191817>>4191825>>4191828>>4191842>"what are you looking for? Maybe I can help you find it?">This >>4191817, but with added ab flexing.“What are you looking for? Maybe I can help you find it?” You smirk, flexing your abs FURIOUSLY.“Yes, yes. Very nice.” She mutters absentmindedly, digging through the filing cabinet. “.. Wilson, can you take care of him?”“Eh? Wilson? M-my name is Ano.” You frown.>what do?
>>4191866Fail to notice Wilson.
>>4191866we need to know who wilson is firstthis is important informationcould be vital
Can we hack our way into a drone store to "acquire" some extra parts? An optional shoulder gun mount for the left gun arm, and an actual arm.>>4191866Oh is that the mc's dad?
>>4191881well no it's a hitman from the main quest besides he already has a daughter
>>4191866>"Do you know where my big tiddy goth gf is?">>4191881>>4191885Time to put Ano in the Cozy Sleepytime outfit. He's up past his bedtime
>>4191866Get into a flexing competition with Wilson
>>4191892sleepy nap night night clothe with a night cap.>>4191866but throw in a giant hamster.
>>4191892>"Do you know where my big tiddy goth gf is?""Do you know where my big tiddy goth gf is?" You ask her, confused."Kurisu? Maybe she's behind you." She responds with a shrug. You don't get a chance to turn around before your head is ripped from your shoulders. Oops!
You wake up in your room, jolting awake. That was kind of a rough dream. Looking around your room, you find that the FORNICATOR is no where to be seen, but your gf was sitting on your computer chair. She glances to you."Bad dream?">What do?
>>4191908>Yes.I don't know what people talk about in the morning.
>>4191908>"whatcha ya doing?"
>>4191908>"Yeah, kinda.">Feel a nagging urge to do crunches.>"Did you guys get breakfast already?"
>>4191908>Check for dream abs having manifested in your sleep. >Be disappointed.>Do >>4191919
>>4191908check the time. are there any hacking jobs?
>>4191939based>>4191927>>4191919>"Yeah, kinda.">Feel a nagging urge to do crunches.>"Did you guys get breakfast already?">Check for dream abs having manifested in your sleep.>Be disappointed.>Do >>4191919“Yeah, kinda.” You mutter, checking under your shirt. Fuck. Still no abs. “Did you guys get breakfast already.”“Nah. I was waiting on you.” She smiles. Oh shit, wicked. You check your affection rating - a strong 40/100! You’re ALMOST in the true BF material range!The two of you step outside where Kill-Chan greets you. “Good morning, nya~ster!” She exclaims, curtsying to you.You see the Fornicator 2000 off in the corner by the snoring Flufferbuff. She seems to be avoiding eye contact.>Talk to Fornicator.>Ask Kill-Chan to make breakfast.>Go out on a date with Kurisu.>Write-In.
>>4191953>Talk to Fornicator.
>>4191953First things first >Talk to FornicatorThe rest can come afterAlso is... is every one of our waifus taller than us
>>4191953>Talk to Fornicator.>"Would you like something to wear that fits a little better, Forni?"After that, date time with Kurisu.
>>4191953>Have Kill-Chan rev up the COOK'N'CARE routines for breakfast pancakes.>Have breakfast with all your flatmates.>Ask Forni-chan how she is.>Discuss plans with flatmates. >Make evening date plans with Kurisu.
>>4191953>Talk to Fornicator.That girl is living her life incorrectly.
>>4191975next thing you she'll be robbing italian places
>>4191953>Talk to Fornicator.>Write-In.Can we get her some clothes? What she's wearing isn't really clothes.>>4191965>5'6Nope. He's just very short.
>>4191971Supporting this, but ALSO>>4191969While we're checking on how she is, see if she wants clothing.
>>4191980>>4191969>>4191965>>4191964>Talk to Fornicator>"Would you like something to wear that fits a little better, Forni?""Hey, uh- Fornicator. Are you okay?" You ask tentatively. “I-I’m sorry about kidnapping you. And stuff. S-sorry.” She says in a quiet voice, still avoiding eye contact with you. “Th-that was kind of messed up.”"Would you like something to wear that fits a little better, Forni?" You offer.“U-uh.. do you think I should change..?” She asks, evidently uncaring of her current garb.>Ask her to change.>Keep her current caution tape getup.
>>4191965>Also is... is every one of our waifus taller than usFornicator's a little under your height, but everyone else is taller. But to be fair, one is a feral tribal genetically engineered cat girl and one's an ex-terminator death bot.
>>4192009>>Ask her to change.If we ever want to get a bigger flat, our flatmates have to carry their weight, and this is no get up for the outside world.
>>4192009>Ask her to change.
>>4192009>>4192013It ain't easy being short. At least we can get that good size difference in>Ask her to change
>>4192009Ask her to change.
>>4192009>>Ask her to change.
>>4192009>Ask her to changeWe can't take her anywhere like this, though the caution tape is badass.Also was she always so stacked?
>>4192009>Ask her to change.Probably would help if the need to leave the apartment ever arise.Can she remind us why she was in the bathroom?
>>4192023My guess she's that's Catrov whatever robot from the last thread, and her bands are covering her eyepatch. Also probably hot new hair.
>>4192027No incarnation of Cat could ever be so assertive as to kidnap the boy she likes.
>>4192009why don't we put the caution tape over whatever clothes she wears
>>4192016>>4192018>>4192020>>4192021>>4192022>>4192023>>4192026>Ask her to change.You decide to order some new clothes for her. You figure she at least deserves that.>Either describe/draw FORNICATOR's new clothing.
>>4192043That would just look dumb
>>4192062her classic idol clothing
>>4192062Classic anime schoolgirl outfit, completing the look by braiding her twintails and placing a pair of shy nerd fake eyeglasses.
>>4192062a business suit. those are cool. with black globes and shiny cuffs.
>>4192043>>4192069The just made me think of some up-cycle crap that incorporates the caution tape into a patchwork black leather jacket, a white-collar button-up shirt, maybe a pair of gray jeans, pair with some sick kicks.
>>4192069weird way of saying awesome>>4192079go for it
>>4192104this looks pretty nice
>>4192110I would, if I had any points in DRAWFAGGOTRY. Or actual IMAGINATION.
>>4192131that's a trash bag
>>4192104I like this one. Maybe add in some glasses too?
>>4192062why is art so hard
>>4192107>>4192104I like both of these, but between the two I like the nun outfit.
>>4192104This or, if we can swing it...>>4192079This.
>>4192062>idolIdol costume, obviously
>>4192079>The just made me think of some up-cycle crap that incorporates the caution tape into a patchwork black leather jacket, a white-collar button-up shirt, maybe a pair of gray jeans, pair with some sick kicks.This
>>4192079Just read this, if we get some art, I'll gladly change to it
>>4192079>>4192110>>4192181>>4192240>>4192251Here yah go.
>>4192211>>4192255>Praise the random drawfag! Praise the omnissiah!
>>4192255That's the shit, my man
>>4192104>>4192118>>4192139>>4192172>>4192181>>4192229>The just made me think of some up-cycle crap that incorporates the caution tape into a patchwork black leather jacket, a white-collar button-up shirt, maybe a pair of gray jeans, pair with some sick kicks.You ask for Kill-Chan’s help in up-cycling her caution tape outfit into a black leather jacket and boots you order online, as well as offering her an old white-collar shirt and grey jeans to match. She looks PRETTY SICK now.Now that you’ve got Forni fully outfitted, you should decide on your plans for today. Maybe you could go out on a date or go for a hacking job.>What do?
>>4192344we should get to know each other first, like a group date or a welcoming party
>>4192344Let's see if we can visit the last Waffle House in the city for our Modern Day Succubus mod.
>>4192344practice ballerina dancing
>>4192344>>4192360Also Brain-Storm how to acquire currency to upscale our current housing situation. Our flat might become a little cramped sooner or later. Plus, maybe we can find out new things about our flatmates that way.
>>4192344>See if you can maybe hack yourself into a bigger apartment because this one is getting rather cramped.
>>4192382>>4192384>>4192375>See if you can maybe hack yourself into a bigger apartment because this one is getting rather cramped.Unfortunately, hacking yourself a new apartment is kind of difficult considering that you're sandwiched extremely tightly between two other tenets.You briefly peer into the bathroom for the first time in a while to see if you could renovate this into a bedroom, but it just makes you feel kind of depressed. >What do?
>>4192445>Hack a deed to a bigger, better house
>>4192445>Fight the feeling of being canned sardines>Fail>Plan a Date with Kurisu to fight the early onset of cabin fever
>>4192445Maybe clean all that up, or make Kill-Chan do it? Also you can't hack your name onto your neighbors contracts?>>4192464This is a good idea. We also should take Flufferbuff out on walkies.
>>4192445Renovations is very, very, questionable. We only have the Living room/kitchen/main room, the bathroom, and that's just about it. The slutbot and maid bot don't really require any place the sleep I think? Cat lady is content to her bed, Ano and BTGG share a bed. We just need to find a place for our favorite little gremlin.We could order a special bunk bed / futon in the living room. Those things actually exist. the top bunk is just a regular bunk with the bottom bed can be pushed back into a couch. It's cool.Oh right the bathroom. beyond the Futon bunkbbed idea, the bathroom just needs a scrubbing and a new mirror. Maybe a new light if the old one is burnt. And a shower curtain?
>>4192445Pretty much this >>4192464. Anyone got any ideas for a place we could go? I'm thinking an arcade date might be a good start.
>>4192445>What do?Take showerPlan date wirh kurisu
>>4192445>Make a mental note to apologize to Forni-chan
>>4192474>What do?Take shower with kurisuPlan date
>>4192465We could check the current list of tenants in the building, then send them a forged notice telling them to move to an unoccupied apartment within the building. Maybe even throw a thousand bucks for the trouble?
>>4192480We could stage an UNFORTUNATE CLUMSY KILLER MAID ACCIDENT to empty out the flats next to us, opening up space for remodeling.
>>4192493i hereby grant you the title covid19anon
>>4192493We could do that, but should we really?On a side note: Having an amazonian cat girl and assassin bot would be helpful during hack jobs we have to do in person.
>>4192499>i hereby grant you the title covid19anonIs this how you become a namefag?>>4192500Should we? No. Has that stopped anyone, ever, from ding something stupid? Also no.You are right tho, maybe we can combine our diverse skill sets to form the ultimate hacker group.
>>4192468This apartment is fine. Seconded.>>4192478We really should. But we're so fucking awkward, and a robot with sentience is pretty much a real girl. We're bad with those, which is probably why we never had sex with her, and is probably why apologizing to her is going to need to wait.>>4192366This! But with the whole crew if possible, like in >>4192360, so we can get to know each other in less depressing environs.
>>4192508> ultimate hacker groupThat'd require more than one hacker, unfortunately. What Ano's got is closer to some kind of criminal syndicate or gang.
>>4192514The most logical thing for an anti social little hacker boy to do is to send her a digital email to apologize to her and his inability to handle such intense social interaction.>>4192517So like Watch Dogs 2 multiplayer? I liked the trailer with the grandma hacker.
>>4192532> send her a digital email to apologize to her and his inability to handle such intense social interactionSolid action plan. Send it to her after brunch at Digital Waffle House?
>>4192464>>4192465>>4192469>>4192474>>4192479>>4192514>Fight the feeling of being canned sardines>Fail>Plan a Date with Kurisu to fight the early onset of cabin feverHmmmm. A date would be good to finally get out of the house! But first, you should consider the details.Should you just bring Kurisu, or maybe the entire crew? It could be fun to get to know them more, or you could focus on bettering your [AFFECTION RATING] with Kurisu.You should also probably think up a decent place to bring them.>What do?
>>4192539Lets go the the Digital Waffle House™ to get to know everyone. Everyone's gotta eat, plus they have probably free refills on juice and coffee. (How old is the character?)
>>4192550>>Digital Waffle House™im not totally against it, but wouldn't the food be 0s and 1's? also would it work against the claustrophobia
>>4192550Despite your unfortunate manlet status with zero gainz to speak of, you're 22 years old.
>>4192539Backing Digital Waffle House Welcoming Party
>>4192539Does the future still have Hooters?
>>4192539>Go on a group date to Cyber Dave and Cyber Buster’s and build the groundwork for a harem
>>4192550Sounds good, plus our awkward ass can acclimate to our new friends before we get to know everyone one-on-one.
>>4192554I assumed the Digital Waffle House™ would be your standard Waffle House plus more digital cyberspace theme to it.
>>4192555Yeah but with Kurisu there looking like a tall drink of water everyone gets a -5 on their age check roll to determine whether or not Ano is her son.
>>4192556Thirding. Let's do this up.Also:>>4192539Email Forny-chan an apology first.
>>4192571>Get handed the kids menu every time we go on a date with Kurisu. >Awkwardly explain that you are neither related nor a child.>Die inside every time.
>>4192539>>4192550Put me down for digital Waffle House.
>>4192575>Die a little inside every time he has to buy clothes from the kids catalog
>>4192581Being Ano is suffering
>>4192581It might help if we wear longer pants then a pair of shorts meant for a twelve year old boy.
>>4192581He'll grownYou just gotta water him everyday and make sure he gets plenty of sun
>>4192606I'm sorry anon, but he's gonna stay a shota click bait forever. All that monster energy stunted his growth.
>>4192593Well, since we're getting everyone else clothes... And since we're planning an evening date...Maybe it's time to clean up a little?
>>4192628That's what you think now, but wait until he starts doing his crunches. He'll be a certified sex machine.>>4192636Good idea.>OP starts banging his head against his tablet when he has to do ANOTHER clothes changing scene.
>>4192643>banging his head against his tabletI assumed he liked 'em, with how many tehre are.But it's not immediate. Let's go to Waffle House first and IF we aren't ambushed by robots a third time, we'll look into it for tonight.
>>4192539Take the crew to an cyber arcade? We need to check our funds to see if we can afford a new apartment
>>4192643That's what we call a manlet anon
>>4192650It's called being insecure, anons in this thread are really touchy with height, no one care anons is all good
We need to do a hacking job if we want another apartment
>>4192656>tfw you wish you were shorter and people bitch about not being tallIt's never good. There can be no peace between heights.
>>4192550>>4192554>>4192556>>4192560>>4192569>>4192574>>4192577>Lets go the the Digital Waffle House™ to get to know everyone. Everyone's gotta eat, plus they have probably free refills on juice and coffee. You decide to take your group of odd flatmates out to a Digital Waffle House™ (which is actually really just a Waffle House) to get to know some of them. After managing to wrangle everyone together and nearly getting your eyes clawed out by Flufferbuff, you manage to get the group into an organized walk toward the Digital Waffle House™.You land a table after a short walk out in the streets, where you and your MOTLEY CREW sit down, ready to eat. Kill-Chan seems thrilled for an opportunity to get out of the house. Flufferbuff is complaining about the lack of fish dishes. Fornichan is quiet. Kurisu, as always, keeps a cool head in the middle of it.You should choose a girl to strike up a conversation with now that you’ve got the chance.>Kurisu.>Fornicator 2000.>Kill-Chan.>Flufferbuff.
>>4192688>Flufferbuff.Mostly just to understand how surviving as she did was like. Nobody's been in that area in forever.
>>4192688>Flufferbuff.We must know how she got so tall
>>4192688>Flufferbuff.Bet she's seen some shit, based on our one hour in the dead zone.
>>4192688Flufferbuff, but for god's sakes email that sad sexbot an apology. YES text it while other people are talking, it's fine.
>>4192695oh god dad was right
>>4192695>>4192688order a side of veggies with pancakes and cry about how right dad was
>>4192769Look into ordering kale shakes for home.
>>4192684I mean no one can change it, so why worry about it?
>>4192831>I mean no one can change itI can chop off my legs at the knee. And stitch them onto someone's feet. Checkmate.
>>4192864what about the nerves? yup, checkmate
>>4192875You ain't never heard of stilts before tough guy? Don't need to feel em to use em. Kercheckmate.
>>4192688>FlufferbuffShe kinda just showed up according to us, and while Kirisu knows her deal, we do not.Oh god why do all of the girls have amazing abs. We must grow as a person to handle this bounty.
>>4192896>all of the girlsOne is a boxy robot and one is a soft sexbot based on a digital popstar, so only half of them.
>>4192910All of the flesh and blood girls, although I won't knock on the robos so you have a point. A little disappointed I missed the vote for her personality, but I can't complain too much.
>>4192916I wanted kuudere or tsundere
>>4192998I'd prefer genki or deredere but I'm pretty damn straightforward. Kuudere is ok too. That said, our quest ain't about mikubot. Yandere is no good though.
>>4192692>>4192695>>4192705>>4192706>>4192720>>4192728>>4192833>>4192896>Flufferbuff.You decide to focus on talking with Flufferbuff for now."Yeah, Twinkletoes?" She sneers at you. She doesn't seem to respect you very much. "What is it?">What say?
>>4193421>"How did you get so tall? It wasn't by eating your veggies, was it?"
>>4193421>What's the freakiest thing you ever saw in the QZ?
>>4193425>>4193427>"How did you get so tall? It wasn't by eating your veggies, was it?""Tcch. For being such a nerd, you really don't know anything, do you?" She scoffs. She raises both arms and flexes. "You don't get tall by eating VEGETABLES. That's not how it works. You get tall from eating meat! If you ate meat when you were a kid, you'd be like, twelve feet by now!">What's the freakiest thing you ever saw in the QZ?"I saw a scrawny little grey thing in a black dress in the junkyard. One of it's eyes was covered up." She responds, thinking on it for a moment. "It was about your size. Really pathetic."You still feel like she's looking down at you.>What say?
>>4193421>"How and why did you end up there?"
>>4193439Phew, Ano 1 Dad 0(+a lot more)>"I bet I could eat way more meat than you."
>>4193439>I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
>>4193441>"How and why did you end up there?"Your name is BUTTERFLUFF, a scrawny government issued catgirl.Life is going pretty swell right now.>Jump on your master's lap.>Demand tuna from him.>Step on his keyboard.>Write-In.
>>4193439Thank Flufferbuff for helping to save s. Tell her that whoever dumped her in the QZ was an idiot, and that we really appreciate her. Stammer and blush our way through it, if we have to.Then swiftly move on to talking to someone else. Just like with Kurisu, our actions will do more to impress Flufferbuff than our awkward-ass words ever could.
>>4193465Jump up on lap, THEN demand tuna.
>>4193465Demand ze tuna
>>4193465>Jump on your master's lap.>Step on his keyboard.>All while demanding tuna
>>4193465>Step on his keyboard.
>>4193468>>4193471>>4193474>>4193477>Jump up on lap, THEN demand tuna.>Demand ze tunaYou decide to annoy your master for today. Jumping up on his lap, you immediately start screeching for tuna. He picks you up with ease with his giant mechanical arm."Ahhh, Butterfluff! You are too spoiled, no?" Myshtsa exclaims with a hearty laugh. "But how could I say no to such cute little cat?">Demand scratchies now.>Hug master.>Write-In.
>>4193481>Hug master.>Think about what a shame it would be if his head were to be torn off in the future by a psychotic wageslave.
>>4193465>Demand tuna from him.>Step on his keyboard.>Deliberately put your butt in his face
>>4193481good to see you, Myshtsa (;u;)>Hug and demand scratchies behind ears
>>4193483>>4193496>Hug master.>Think about what a shame it would be if his head were to be torn off in the future by a psychotic wageslave.You hug your master. Truly, life is good. Your hug is interrupted by a knock on the door. Myshta leaves the room momentarily, and after what sounds like a loud argument, several loud smashes, and some gunshots, ALLCO. security guards bust into the room and grab you with ease, slinging a black bag over your head. Shortly after, you get dragged out into the streets and thrown in a truck with a large group of other cat girls. ...You are now ANO again."Then I got dumped in the QZ. And I got STRONG enough to beat up anyone." She flexes nostalgically. "Only ones worthy of respect are the STRONG.">What do?
>>4193481>Hug master, all the while marking him with our scent by rubbing him with our face.
>>4193503>Tell her you can do two whole pushups. You're considered the Hercules of the hacking scene.
>>4193503>“So, did you get those abs from doing crunches?”>”Do you want to head back to your old master now that you’re out?”>Order lunch
>>4193503>"I work out too at the digital library, getting so many brain gainz. With a z."
>>4193503Talk with someone else, this obviously isn't going anywhere.>>4193511>>4193525Why? She does not care, this will only hurt any chance you guys think we have with her.
>>4193537On the contrary, our fitness feats with leave her impressed to the point of breathlessness.
>>4193511>>4193516>>4193525>“So, did you get those abs from doing crunches?”“Crunches are for weak idiots.” She shakes her head. “I worked out by killing monsters and punching holes in concrete.”>”Do you want to head back to your old master now that you’re out?”“Tcch. I’ve outgrown him.” She responds with a shrug. “I’m sure he’s already forgotten me.”>Tell her you can do two whole pushups. You're considered the Hercules of the hacking scene.“Two pushups? Hmph.” She fails to stifle a laugh. “How about this - if you can beat me in an ARM-WRESTLING match, I might consider you my master.”>Go for the challenge. [Best of 8 rolls. If you roll higher than a 90, you’ll put up a decent fight and gain some respect. If you roll a 100, you’ll somehow win by some freak accident.]>Back out and talk to someone else.
>>4193537>>4193549She'll have no chance against our pure adonis athleticism
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4193552>Go for the challenge.NEVER BACK DOWN
>>4193552Tell her we know we're gonna lose but will still take her up on it
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4193552Time to show her what years of constant masturbating can do.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4193556My die