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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part (...) 04/15/20(Wed)02:49:31 No.4196315
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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part 7 Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)02:49:31 No.4196315 Archived
OH SHIT NIGGA, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!

Now, one of your underlings/siblings, Quattro, has been kidnapped! Possibly by alternate dimension versions of your other siblings. From the future. Forming a party of your trusted brothers and sisters, you went into a portal into the alternate future where you believe they're keeping your kidnapped brother. Having took care of the guards, you are now exploring the enemy's HQ.

What do
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/15/20(Wed)02:52:22 No.4196318
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/15/20(Wed)02:52:22 No.4196318
Rolled 99 (1d100)

We trip a tripwire.
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)02:52:56 No.4196319
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)02:52:56 No.4196319
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4196315
>>4196318
no we aren't
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Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/15/20(Wed)02:52:58 No.4196320
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/15/20(Wed)02:52:58 No.4196320
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4196315
continue exploring until we find a point of interest
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)02:54:52 No.4196324
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)02:54:52 No.4196324
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>>4196318
OH SHIT A TRIPWIRE, YOU SURE YOU WANNA TRIP IT
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)02:55:16 No.4196325
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)02:55:16 No.4196325
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4196324
just jump over it
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)02:55:35 No.4196326
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)02:55:35 No.4196326
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4196324
No
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/15/20(Wed)02:56:09 No.4196327
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/15/20(Wed)02:56:09 No.4196327
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4196324
Yes
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)02:56:11 No.4196328
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)02:56:11 No.4196328
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4196324
Punch the next mech so that it lands on it
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)02:56:36 No.4196329
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)02:56:36 No.4196329
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4196324
no
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Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/15/20(Wed)02:56:37 No.4196330
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/15/20(Wed)02:56:37 No.4196330
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4196324
jump it
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)03:03:15 No.4196338
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)03:03:15 No.4196338
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>>4196327
You trip the tripwire. The alarm blares, the enemy is alerted. Soon they will arrive.

Roll 2d100 to see what will arrive. First roll is for pickings, second is the encounter:

80-100: Couple a' guards
55-79: Squads of guards
30-54: Mechas
2-29: Battalion of guards and mechs
1: Super Ultra Death Kill Murder Supreme Bot 5000 MK. XIII Megadoom Ver. 666
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)03:03:51 No.4196339
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)03:03:51 No.4196339
Rolled 61, 40 = 101 (2d100)

>>4196338
throw >>4196327 at them for being a fucking idiot
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)03:03:57 No.4196340
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)03:03:57 No.4196340
Rolled 84, 58 = 142 (2d100)

>>4196338
nyeh
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)03:04:10 No.4196341
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)03:04:10 No.4196341
Rolled 10, 25 = 35 (2d100)

>>4196338
We did it so we could fight
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)03:04:48 No.4196343
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)03:04:48 No.4196343
no seriously why would someone even fucking do that
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/15/20(Wed)03:05:09 No.4196345
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/15/20(Wed)03:05:09 No.4196345
Rolled 78, 19 = 97 (2d100)

>>4196338
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)03:05:21 No.4196346
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)03:05:21 No.4196346
Rolled 91, 29 = 120 (2d100)

>>4196338
All according to plan
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)03:05:55 No.4196347
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)03:05:55 No.4196347
>>4196346
thanks
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)03:07:27 No.4196348
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)03:07:27 No.4196348
>>4196347
A pleasure
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Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/15/20(Wed)03:12:40 No.4196353
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/15/20(Wed)03:12:40 No.4196353
Rolled 88, 21 = 109 (2d100)

>>4196338
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)03:15:34 No.4196356
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)03:15:34 No.4196356
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>>4196346
Oh no! From the depths of the compound, droves of enemy guards and mechs pour out! But due to our budget shortage, we can't depict them all properly, so just pretend that this is a picture of a huge battalion of Yellow Guards and mechs
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)03:16:06 No.4196357
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)03:16:06 No.4196357
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4196356
activate your musou attack
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)03:16:18 No.4196358
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)03:16:18 No.4196358
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4196356
... ROLL TO INTIMIDATE
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Anonymous (ID: BwATg3x4)
04/15/20(Wed)03:17:06 No.4196359
Anonymous (ID: BwATg3x4) 04/15/20(Wed)03:17:06 No.4196359
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4196356
Act all confident like that was the plan and start giving orders
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/15/20(Wed)03:17:56 No.4196360
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/15/20(Wed)03:17:56 No.4196360
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4196356
Give them a compelling argument as to why they should let us through.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)03:23:29 No.4196367
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)03:23:29 No.4196367
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>>4196359
"uh hey, who the hell is this and why is she barking orders at us"

"Hell if I know man"
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)03:24:15 No.4196369
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)03:24:15 No.4196369
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4196367
yell stronger
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)03:24:31 No.4196370
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)03:24:31 No.4196370
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4196367
Blah blah blah Terrorists blah blah blah planning to attack ziggurth blah blah blah
>>
Anonymous (ID: BwATg3x4)
04/15/20(Wed)03:27:14 No.4196372
Anonymous (ID: BwATg3x4) 04/15/20(Wed)03:27:14 No.4196372
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4196367
WITH MORE AUTHORITY
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)03:27:16 No.4196373
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)03:27:16 No.4196373
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4196370
"Should we like....shoot her or something?"

Roll 2d120 to see if them guards are affected

They have a +30 bonus resistance to your orders
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)03:27:52 No.4196374
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)03:27:52 No.4196374
Rolled 68, 52 = 120 (2d120)

>>4196373
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)03:28:07 No.4196375
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)03:28:07 No.4196375
Rolled 17, 59 = 76 (2d120)

>>4196373
нъeх
>>
Anonymous (ID: rU8rGtXt)
04/15/20(Wed)03:29:27 No.4196377
Anonymous (ID: rU8rGtXt) 04/15/20(Wed)03:29:27 No.4196377
Rolled 40, 5 = 45 (2d120)

>>4196373
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)03:30:29 No.4196378
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)03:30:29 No.4196378
No seriously, I have literally no idea why people have to do this, we just had a fight last thread and the whole thing was safe
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)03:30:33 No.4196379
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)03:30:33 No.4196379
Rolled 16, 11 = 27 (2d120)

>>4196373
ROLL TO FUCKIN' INTIMIDATE
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)03:31:47 No.4196380
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)03:31:47 No.4196380
Rolled 81, 44 = 125 (2d120)

>>4196373
OBEY
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Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt)
04/15/20(Wed)03:36:09 No.4196383
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt) 04/15/20(Wed)03:36:09 No.4196383
Rolled 103, 66 = 169 (2d120)

>>4196373
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)03:39:44 No.4196387
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)03:39:44 No.4196387
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4196374
"DUNNO WHO THE HELL YOU ARE, LADY. BUT YER TRESSPASSIN' !"

"LIGHT HER UP"

ROLL 1D120

You have a +20
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)03:40:23 No.4196389
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)03:40:23 No.4196389
Rolled 59 (1d120)

>>4196387
activate damn musou
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)03:40:40 No.4196390
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)03:40:40 No.4196390
Rolled 90 (1d120)

>>4196387
Beat the shit out of everyone
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/15/20(Wed)03:41:49 No.4196391
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/15/20(Wed)03:41:49 No.4196391
Rolled 6 (1d120)

>>4196387
Bullet time it!
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)03:59:05 No.4196404
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)03:59:05 No.4196404
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>>4196390
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)04:00:03 No.4196405
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)04:00:03 No.4196405
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4196404
Beat the shit out of everyone some more while Lilly sneaks into the map room
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)04:02:03 No.4196406
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)04:02:03 No.4196406
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4196404
INTIMIDATE THEM ALL TO RUN AWAY
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)04:04:00 No.4196409
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)04:04:00 No.4196409
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4196404
beat harder
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)04:09:54 No.4196413
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)04:09:54 No.4196413
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4196406
ROLL 2D120
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)04:10:29 No.4196414
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)04:10:29 No.4196414
Rolled 101, 83 = 184 (2d120)

>>4196413
also reveal face to really really scare them
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)04:23:18 No.4196424
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)04:23:18 No.4196424
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>>4196414
The guards are spooked!
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)04:23:58 No.4196425
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)04:23:58 No.4196425
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4196424
TELL THEM YOU COME FROM A TIMELINE WHERE THE REDS WON
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)04:24:05 No.4196426
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)04:24:05 No.4196426
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4196424
Meanwhile, Lilly is sneaking around
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)04:30:03 No.4196430
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)04:30:03 No.4196430
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>>4196426
Boy, sure is a lot of screaming going on out there
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)04:30:39 No.4196431
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)04:30:39 No.4196431
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4196430
Roll to see what Lilly finds
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Anonymous (ID: BwATg3x4)
04/15/20(Wed)04:31:19 No.4196432
Anonymous (ID: BwATg3x4) 04/15/20(Wed)04:31:19 No.4196432
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4196430
Wall breaks open
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)04:32:10 No.4196434
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)04:32:10 No.4196434
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4196430
>>4196431
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)04:35:23 No.4196437
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)04:35:23 No.4196437
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4196430
>>4196431<--- This but all options include locating Quattro somehow
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)04:36:02 No.4196438
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)04:36:02 No.4196438
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>>4196434
ROLL 2d100. LILLY FOUND:

80-100: The room where all them plans are kept
50-79: The Armory
25-49: The snack bar
1-24: A fist
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)04:36:41 No.4196439
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)04:36:41 No.4196439
Rolled 99, 72 = 171 (2d100)

>>4196438
a quarter!
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)04:36:43 No.4196440
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)04:36:43 No.4196440
Rolled 81, 61 = 142 (2d100)

>>4196438
>>
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/15/20(Wed)04:36:46 No.4196441
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/15/20(Wed)04:36:46 No.4196441
Rolled 27, 99 = 126 (2d100)

>>4196438
Lilly looks like some robo dwarf
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)04:36:54 No.4196442
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)04:36:54 No.4196442
Rolled 40, 24 = 64 (2d100)

>>4196438
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)04:37:22 No.4196443
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)04:37:22 No.4196443
Rolled 82, 3 = 85 (2d100)

Fists are good, right?
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)04:40:51 No.4196446
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)04:40:51 No.4196446
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>>4196439
Aw sweet, free money
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)04:41:44 No.4196447
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)04:41:44 No.4196447
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4196446
wander into armory
maybe they have something to play with
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)04:42:04 No.4196448
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)04:42:04 No.4196448
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4196446
This child needs a gun
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)04:46:45 No.4196450
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)04:46:45 No.4196450
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4196447
Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)04:47:05 No.4196451
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)04:47:05 No.4196451
Rolled 32, 92 = 124 (2d100)

>>4196450
what the worst can happen
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)04:52:02 No.4196453
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>>4196451
Good thing the door wasn't locked
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)04:53:01 No.4196454
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)04:53:01 No.4196454
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4196453
Yeah, no creepy pedos or anything
See what's inside
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)04:53:01 No.4196455
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)04:53:01 No.4196455
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4196453
Let's see what cool stuff is in the armory
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)04:53:04 No.4196456
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)04:53:04 No.4196456
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4196453
Hopefully it isn't full of medieval looking armor so lilly won't get too distracted
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/15/20(Wed)04:55:41 No.4196457
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/15/20(Wed)04:55:41 No.4196457
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4196453
We find the world's most powerful mouse trap inside.
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)05:05:53 No.4196460
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)05:05:53 No.4196460
>>4196457
Man this guy and Dicegod just want to watch the world burn
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)05:07:15 No.4196461
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)05:07:15 No.4196461
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>>4196455
Lilly found:
. A gun
. Bigger gun
. Laser Sword
. Chain Sword
. Huge Vibro Sword
. Blast Gauntlets
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)05:08:02 No.4196463
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)05:08:02 No.4196463
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4196461
take a bigger gun
help if you can
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)05:08:15 No.4196464
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)05:08:15 No.4196464
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4196461
See if Lilly can wield that big Dragon Slayer sword look alike
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/15/20(Wed)05:08:16 No.4196465
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/15/20(Wed)05:08:16 No.4196465
>>4196461
Those are cool, take lass sword
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/15/20(Wed)05:08:57 No.4196466
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/15/20(Wed)05:08:57 No.4196466
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4196461
Take hueg vibro sword

>>4196460
I am the avatar of dicegod
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)05:09:00 No.4196467
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)05:09:00 No.4196467
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4196461
Take Laser sword, give the blast gauntlets to Shotasniffer when she comes
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)05:09:37 No.4196468
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)05:09:37 No.4196468
>>4196466
well for abusing your power you have been demoted
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)05:10:52 No.4196469
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)05:10:52 No.4196469
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4196461
Blast gauntlets for explosioning, plus the largest gun she can carry
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/15/20(Wed)05:11:18 No.4196471
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/15/20(Wed)05:11:18 No.4196471
>>4196468
Oh the hubris, to think I could run so amok
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)05:14:31 No.4196473
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)05:14:31 No.4196473
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>>4196463
Lilly is hesitating. Should she betray her own tastes and get a gun instead of a sword?
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/15/20(Wed)05:15:27 No.4196475
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/15/20(Wed)05:15:27 No.4196475
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4196473
GET THE SWORD, HUGE SWORD FOR TINY BODY
BE YODA
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)05:15:29 No.4196476
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)05:15:29 No.4196476
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4196473
The bigger gun is actually a gun that shoots swords
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)05:15:42 No.4196477
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)05:15:42 No.4196477
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4196473
NO, GET THE GIANT SWORD
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Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/15/20(Wed)05:15:48 No.4196478
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/15/20(Wed)05:15:48 No.4196478
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4196473
NO
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)05:15:53 No.4196479
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)05:15:53 No.4196479
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4196473
Yes. Big Sis has the melee covered so she should help out by going ranged
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)05:15:56 No.4196480
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)05:15:56 No.4196480
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4196473
well only compromise is to find a bigger sword
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Anonymous (ID: xHkGgTt0)
04/15/20(Wed)05:17:31 No.4196483
Anonymous (ID: xHkGgTt0) 04/15/20(Wed)05:17:31 No.4196483
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4196473
Get sword and gun
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)05:23:07 No.4196486
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)05:23:07 No.4196486
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>>4196475
beeeeg sswwwwooorrrrd
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)05:23:40 No.4196487
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)05:23:40 No.4196487
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4196486
perfect
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)05:24:33 No.4196488
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)05:24:33 No.4196488
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4196486
Yes-
"ARGH LET ME IN CRAZY WOMAN WIPING EVERYONE"
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)05:25:07 No.4196489
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)05:25:07 No.4196489
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4196486
Grab gauntlets for Sis too, for EXTREME PUNCHING
>>
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/15/20(Wed)05:27:40 No.4196490
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/15/20(Wed)05:27:40 No.4196490
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4196486
Big Sword for Big Girl where it counts
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)05:30:18 No.4196493
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)05:30:18 No.4196493
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>>4196489
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)05:30:56 No.4196494
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)05:30:56 No.4196494
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4196493
set everything else on fire
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)05:31:43 No.4196497
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)05:31:43 No.4196497
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4196493
now try to find sis
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)05:32:25 No.4196499
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)05:32:25 No.4196499
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4196493
Alright meet back up with eldest sister to find traces of Quattro
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)05:42:34 No.4196508
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)05:42:34 No.4196508
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>>4196494
This should prevent the yellows from using these weapons
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)05:43:38 No.4196509
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)05:43:38 No.4196509
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4196508
go back to sis
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)05:44:00 No.4196510
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)05:44:00 No.4196510
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4196508
>>4196509
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/15/20(Wed)05:44:48 No.4196511
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/15/20(Wed)05:44:48 No.4196511
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4196508
We must find a suitable target to test them out on.
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)05:51:24 No.4196513
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)05:51:24 No.4196513
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>>4196510
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)05:52:06 No.4196514
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)05:52:06 No.4196514
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4196513
does she ever need these gaunlets
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)05:52:19 No.4196516
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)05:52:19 No.4196516
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4196513
Test out new sword
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)05:59:28 No.4196518
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)05:59:28 No.4196518
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>>4196514
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)06:00:29 No.4196519
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)06:00:29 No.4196519
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4196518
find clues of where quattro is
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)06:00:50 No.4196520
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)06:00:50 No.4196520
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4196518
>>4196519
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)06:00:59 No.4196522
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)06:00:59 No.4196522
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4196518
doesn't seem like it.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)06:07:20 No.4196524
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)06:07:20 No.4196524
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>>4196520
Oh that's right! You're suppose to be looking for Quattro!
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)06:07:59 No.4196525
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)06:07:59 No.4196525
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4196524
kick nearby half concious guard for details
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)06:08:48 No.4196526
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)06:08:48 No.4196526
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4196524
Start interrogating the guards
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)06:16:40 No.4196531
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)06:16:40 No.4196531
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>>4196526
"bbb----buuhhh? Who are you, tiny gremlin?"
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)06:17:26 No.4196532
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)06:17:26 No.4196532
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4196531
ask him where quattro is
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)06:18:13 No.4196534
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)06:18:13 No.4196534
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4196531
rude
maybe I should tell how rude you was to that one nice sister who did this to you?
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)06:27:24 No.4196546
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)06:27:24 No.4196546
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>>4196534
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)06:28:00 No.4196547
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)06:28:00 No.4196547
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4196546
>>4196532
Also the plans
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)06:28:17 No.4196548
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)06:28:17 No.4196548
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4196546
Shotasniffer stands above the guard and slowly puts on the gauntlets in preparation for entirely unnecessary explosive punches, reaching previously unthinkable levels of intimidation
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)06:28:43 No.4196549
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)06:28:43 No.4196549
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4196546
then answer now, do you know anything about things on this list:
-multi-dimension portals
-your leader look alike
-secret places no one should enter
-LARP
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)06:46:04 No.4196557
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)06:46:04 No.4196557
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4196548
Roll 2d100 to intimidate

You have +80 Bonus
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)06:46:39 No.4196558
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)06:46:39 No.4196558
Rolled 22, 9 = 31 (2d100)

>>4196557
>autowin
we get his whole lifestory
>>
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/15/20(Wed)06:47:06 No.4196560
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/15/20(Wed)06:47:06 No.4196560
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4196557
Booooo
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)06:47:08 No.4196561
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)06:47:08 No.4196561
Rolled 96, 19 = 115 (2d100)

>>4196557
He spills all
>>4196557
>>4196549
>>4196547
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)06:49:05 No.4196562
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)06:49:05 No.4196562
>>4196557
Good boy
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)06:56:17 No.4196566
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)06:56:17 No.4196566
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>>4196561
And so he pisses himself and tells you everything. Up to including his life up to this point. How he grew up in a middle class family, his favorite tree as a child, his first crush, how his life changed when the world moved into a new era and corporations took over, how he falls asleep at night, his daily habits. His diet. His favorite movies, etc etc
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)06:57:10 No.4196567
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)06:57:10 No.4196567
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4196566
Also how he became a skeleton
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/15/20(Wed)06:57:43 No.4196568
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/15/20(Wed)06:57:43 No.4196568
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4196566
How tragic, sniff...wait you are not a skeleton?
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)06:57:46 No.4196569
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)06:57:46 No.4196569
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4196566
Do get to the point else Mummy shall be cross
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)07:06:45 No.4196572
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)07:06:45 No.4196572
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>>4196567
He then tells you of how he got caught in Q corp's shady dealings and was Skelemurdered for stealing from them. Afterwards he was reanimated to work for the Yellows in order to pay off his debt.
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)07:07:43 No.4196573
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)07:07:43 No.4196573
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4196572
we just need to know where Quattro is
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)07:07:55 No.4196575
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)07:07:55 No.4196575
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4196572
so does he know anything actually useful at current task at hand
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)07:08:15 No.4196577
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)07:08:15 No.4196577
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4196572
"Get to the important stuff before she puts her boot down you."
>>4196575
>>4196573
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/15/20(Wed)07:09:22 No.4196578
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/15/20(Wed)07:09:22 No.4196578
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4196572
>>4196569
>>4196561
>>4196577
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)07:20:29 No.4196581
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)07:20:29 No.4196581
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>>4196577
Being a mere guard, he isn't privy to the more top level info. All he knows is that a while after HQ got blew up the first time, the bosses told them to hold down the fort as they headed off into a portal. Apparently to get a glasses wearing skeleton or something. They haven't got back yet, as far as this guard knows.
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)07:21:25 No.4196582
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)07:21:25 No.4196582
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4196581
useless
proceed to trigger more trip wire to find someone higher in command chain
>>
Anonymous (ID: hq4xoo8G)
04/15/20(Wed)07:22:02 No.4196583
Anonymous (ID: hq4xoo8G) 04/15/20(Wed)07:22:02 No.4196583
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4196581
Take some IDs and ask him for a map
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)07:30:36 No.4196586
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)07:30:36 No.4196586
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>>4196583
"errrm, a map of what?"
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Anonymous (ID: g6C94Ovn)
04/15/20(Wed)07:31:58 No.4196588
Anonymous (ID: g6C94Ovn) 04/15/20(Wed)07:31:58 No.4196588
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4196586
This entire building, stop wasting my time
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)07:39:11 No.4196590
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)07:39:11 No.4196590
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>>4196588
He hands over a fancy do-hicky that generates a holographic layout of the building
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)07:39:54 No.4196592
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)07:39:54 No.4196592
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4196590
search thru it for points of interest
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)07:50:03 No.4196598
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)07:50:03 No.4196598
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>>4196592
Ah hah! There, hidden underground!
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)07:51:05 No.4196599
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)07:51:05 No.4196599
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4196598
go to janitor closet
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)07:51:31 No.4196600
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)07:51:31 No.4196600
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4196598
THE BIO LAB
That's where they're using Quattro for their nefarious energy drinks!
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)07:54:30 No.4196601
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)07:54:30 No.4196601
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>>4196600
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)07:54:50 No.4196602
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)07:54:50 No.4196602
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4196598
Get to the hidden underground, stepping over half the guards who spontaneously developed a masochist fetish, including the mechas.
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)07:55:28 No.4196604
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)07:55:28 No.4196604
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4196601
I bet they relocated him tho, and made bio lab a trap in case we came busting down again.
so no, go to janitor closet.
in worst case we can pick up janitor and those know everything
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)07:55:42 No.4196605
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)07:55:42 No.4196605
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4196601
head to the bio lab now with Lilly and also tell your other siblings to regroup because a boss fight might be soon
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)08:06:50 No.4196611
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)08:06:50 No.4196611
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>>4196605
Your siblings, who are carrying out your mission of integrating into the RGB terrori---I mean, "Resistance". Will be there soon
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)08:08:13 No.4196614
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)08:08:13 No.4196614
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4196611
Ok, what's in the bio room.
Better raid that portal room too just in case after we check there
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)08:08:45 No.4196615
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)08:08:45 No.4196615
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4196611
I guess we can check out the janitor closet before we face the dudes in the bio lab, could be something secret
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)08:09:00 No.4196616
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)08:09:00 No.4196616
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4196611
I still think it's a trap tho. Let Lilly guard the rear
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)08:12:21 No.4196617
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)08:12:21 No.4196617
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Rolled 108 (1d1000)

>>4196615
IS THERE SECRETS IN THERE?!

ROLL 2D1200 TO FIND OUT. OP HAS a +200 BONUS

Do that. While I gotta go do some stuff. Will be back later. toodles.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)08:12:53 No.4196618
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)08:12:53 No.4196618
Rolled 548, 194 = 742 (2d1200)

>>4196617
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)08:13:00 No.4196619
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)08:13:00 No.4196619
Rolled 417, 1180 = 1597 (2d1200)

>>4196617
maybe
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/15/20(Wed)08:13:18 No.4196620
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/15/20(Wed)08:13:18 No.4196620
Rolled 185, 941 = 1126 (2d1200)

>>4196617
URAAAAAAAAAAH
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Anonymous (ID: QFyqevWn)
04/15/20(Wed)08:13:33 No.4196621
Anonymous (ID: QFyqevWn) 04/15/20(Wed)08:13:33 No.4196621
Rolled 697, 1191 = 1888 (2d1200)

>>4196617
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)08:15:07 No.4196622
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)08:15:07 No.4196622
goddamn I almost fucked it up
>>
Anonymous (ID: QFyqevWn)
04/15/20(Wed)08:18:52 No.4196626
Anonymous (ID: QFyqevWn) 04/15/20(Wed)08:18:52 No.4196626
>>4196617
>later
how long is later
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/15/20(Wed)08:50:02 No.4196638
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/15/20(Wed)08:50:02 No.4196638
>>4196626
5 hours
t. Helvi
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/15/20(Wed)11:21:44 No.4196745
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/15/20(Wed)11:21:44 No.4196745
>>4196638
Actually, it's....14 hours
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/15/20(Wed)12:42:48 No.4196809
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/15/20(Wed)12:42:48 No.4196809
I just realised that only Shotasniffer has inherited the power of complete rage
Power that Lolisniffer never even used
>>
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/15/20(Wed)12:56:28 No.4196820
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/15/20(Wed)12:56:28 No.4196820
>>4196809
You mean the power of seduction.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/15/20(Wed)13:01:37 No.4196824
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/15/20(Wed)13:01:37 No.4196824
>>4196820
>1 post by this ID
What did they mean by this?
>>
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/15/20(Wed)13:08:23 No.4196828
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/15/20(Wed)13:08:23 No.4196828
>>4196824
How tall do you think Shotasniffer is? >>4196413

6'4", 6'6" here? And stacked like a Mob casino blackjack table.

Are you saying you wouldn't put that sister to the test?
>>
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/15/20(Wed)13:31:45 No.4196855
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/15/20(Wed)13:31:45 No.4196855
>>4196828
She's a skeleton
>>
Bonesinger (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/16/20(Thu)00:29:37 No.4197807
Bonesinger (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/16/20(Thu)00:29:37 No.4197807
>>4196855
So she's down to bone?
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)01:58:11 No.4197875
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)01:58:11 No.4197875
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)01:59:10 No.4197877
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)01:59:10 No.4197877
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4197875
now, let us see what secrets are in the janitor's closet
>>4196621
>>4196617
>>
Anonymous (ID: QYUQOqAQ)
04/16/20(Thu)01:59:42 No.4197880
Anonymous (ID: QYUQOqAQ) 04/16/20(Thu)01:59:42 No.4197880
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4197875
Continue the story before she gets here
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/16/20(Thu)02:01:02 No.4197882
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/16/20(Thu)02:01:02 No.4197882
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4197875
On today's episode, we witness OP working out to lose some weight.
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)02:02:36 No.4197883
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)02:02:36 No.4197883
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>>4197880
Before who gets here?
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Anonymous (ID: KNk6hmAx)
04/16/20(Thu)02:04:20 No.4197884
Anonymous (ID: KNk6hmAx) 04/16/20(Thu)02:04:20 No.4197884
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4197883
the jeeeewwwwwwwz
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)02:04:30 No.4197885
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)02:04:30 No.4197885
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4197883
You know, he-OH GOD HELP
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)02:05:59 No.4197886
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)02:05:59 No.4197886
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4197883
todd howard
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/16/20(Thu)02:06:59 No.4197888
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/16/20(Thu)02:06:59 No.4197888
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4197883
My mom! WOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)02:07:28 No.4197889
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)02:07:28 No.4197889
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>>4197884
Really? I dunno guuys, he looks like a friendly merchant
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:08:28 No.4197890
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:08:28 No.4197890
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4197889
sell him a copy of super robot pilot season 3
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/16/20(Thu)02:09:27 No.4197891
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/16/20(Thu)02:09:27 No.4197891
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4197889
I don't think this guy has any malicious purposes or intent at all, he looks plain and amiable to me.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)02:09:26 No.4197892
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)02:09:26 No.4197892
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4197889
A jewish Randy Pitchford
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)02:11:15 No.4197896
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)02:11:15 No.4197896
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>>4197890
"Hmm yes. I'll take that off your hands for $10"
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:11:50 No.4197897
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:11:50 No.4197897
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4197896
no no, you pay me for this
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)02:11:53 No.4197898
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)02:11:53 No.4197898
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4197896
good, we don't have to play it ever again
thank you merchant
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/16/20(Thu)02:13:55 No.4197899
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/16/20(Thu)02:13:55 No.4197899
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4197896
No deal. This DVD set is worth at least $11!
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)02:15:39 No.4197900
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)02:15:39 No.4197900
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>>4197898
"No. Thank you, friend. Pleasure doing business with you"

The happy merchant has taken $10 for taking the DVD off your hands
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)02:16:33 No.4197901
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)02:16:33 No.4197901
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4197900
Great, let's get back to the story now. What's in the janitor's closet?
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:16:53 No.4197903
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:16:53 No.4197903
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4197900
later jew plays the game and stops his jew ways
>>
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/16/20(Thu)02:17:47 No.4197905
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/16/20(Thu)02:17:47 No.4197905
>>4197900
later rabbi
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)02:20:10 No.4197908
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)02:20:10 No.4197908
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>>4197903
In a manner of speaking, yes
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)02:20:40 No.4197909
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)02:20:40 No.4197909
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4197908
>>4197901
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:20:54 No.4197910
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:20:54 No.4197910
>>4197908
or he could've gone back to you, give you game and 20 $ back
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)02:21:04 No.4197911
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)02:21:04 No.4197911
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4197908
Back to the story
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:22:06 No.4197913
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:22:06 No.4197913
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4197908
>>4197910
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)02:26:29 No.4197918
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)02:26:29 No.4197918
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>>4197909
What's in the closet?! Who knows, but you can feel a massive malevolent energy coming from it
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)02:27:10 No.4197920
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)02:27:10 No.4197920
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4197918
Let's see what's inside
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:27:12 No.4197921
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:27:12 No.4197921
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4197918
go inside
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)02:30:26 No.4197924
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)02:30:26 No.4197924
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>>4197921
Inside, is a terrible revelation
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:30:44 No.4197925
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:30:44 No.4197925
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4197924
our only weakness!
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/16/20(Thu)02:31:45 No.4197928
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/16/20(Thu)02:31:45 No.4197928
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4197924
Hah, it's just paper. Words can't hurt us.
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)02:31:57 No.4197930
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)02:31:57 No.4197930
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4197924
oh no
whose holding the hook though
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)02:31:56 No.4197931
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)02:31:56 No.4197931
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4197924
BOOOOOOOBBY
>>
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt)
04/16/20(Thu)02:32:34 No.4197933
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt) 04/16/20(Thu)02:32:34 No.4197933
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4197924
Yeah but what about them malevolent energies tho
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)02:35:50 No.4197941
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)02:35:50 No.4197941
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>>4197928
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:36:34 No.4197942
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:36:34 No.4197942
>>4197941
still doesn't hurt
what a weak punch
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:37:36 No.4197944
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:37:36 No.4197944
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4197941
>>4197942
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)02:37:43 No.4197945
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)02:37:43 No.4197945
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4197941
it runs away
>>
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt)
04/16/20(Thu)02:38:37 No.4197947
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt) 04/16/20(Thu)02:38:37 No.4197947
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4197941
Meanwhile, also in the closet...
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)02:41:25 No.4197948
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)02:41:25 No.4197948
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>>4197944
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)02:42:30 No.4197950
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)02:42:30 No.4197950
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4197948
>>4197947
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:42:45 No.4197951
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:42:45 No.4197951
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4197948
what actually in this room anyway
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)02:50:48 No.4197956
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)02:50:48 No.4197956
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>>4197950
"...SIS! WATCH OUT!"

WHAT WAS IN THE CLOSET?!

A. A BIOWEAPON! THE JANITOR CLOSET WAS SECRET A SECOND BIO LAB!
B. A SUPER DUPER SECRET MECHA! THE JANITOR CLOSET WAS SECRET THE MECH LAB!
C. JANITOR BOSS
D. OH MY GOD JC A BOMB
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)02:51:15 No.4197957
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)02:51:15 No.4197957
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4197956
E: Quattro clones
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)02:51:31 No.4197958
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)02:51:31 No.4197958
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4197956
B.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/16/20(Thu)02:52:25 No.4197960
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/16/20(Thu)02:52:25 No.4197960
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4197956
Inside we find the world's most powerful and dangerous Elephant
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)03:05:51 No.4197970
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)03:05:51 No.4197970
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4197958
>B

OH SHIT IT'S A BIGASS MECH WITH A LASER SWORD!

ROLL 2D120

IT HAS +40 BONUS
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)03:06:17 No.4197972
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)03:06:17 No.4197972
Rolled 53, 13 = 66 (2d120)

>>4197970
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)03:06:26 No.4197973
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)03:06:26 No.4197973
Rolled 27, 80 = 107 (2d120)

>>4197970
NIGGA CAN WE BEAT IT?
LET'S FIND OUT
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)03:06:33 No.4197974
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)03:06:33 No.4197974
Rolled 74, 120 = 194 (2d120)

>>4197970
These janitors sure don't mess around
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)03:07:27 No.4197976
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)03:07:27 No.4197976
>>4197974
BRO HOLY SHIT GOOD JOB DUDE
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)03:07:54 No.4197977
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)03:07:54 No.4197977
>>4197974
>120
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)03:08:56 No.4197981
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)03:08:56 No.4197981
>>4197976
>>4197977
sponsored by Super Robot Pilot franchise
Please be kind and support it and Real Robot Pilot spinoff.
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)03:14:36 No.4197986
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)03:14:36 No.4197986
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>>4197974
You managed to dodge in time!
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)03:16:11 No.4197987
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)03:16:11 No.4197987
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4197986
See if you can seize control of the mecha, this must be the mech control room
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)03:16:25 No.4197988
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)03:16:25 No.4197988
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4197986
kick his cockpit off
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)03:16:36 No.4197990
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)03:16:36 No.4197990
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4197986
CHARGE UP A HAYMAKER AND PUNCH THROUGH THE ARMOR WHILE LILLY DISTRACTS IT!
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)03:17:16 No.4197991
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)03:17:16 No.4197991
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4197986
Explode it through a wall
>>
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/16/20(Thu)03:19:40 No.4197992
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/16/20(Thu)03:19:40 No.4197992
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4197986
okinawa smash to his legs
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)03:31:17 No.4197997
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)03:31:17 No.4197997
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4197990
Very well.

Roll 1d120

It has a +30 bonus
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)03:31:53 No.4197999
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)03:31:53 No.4197999
Rolled 26, 15 = 41 (2d120)

>>4197997
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)03:32:01 No.4198000
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)03:32:01 No.4198000
Rolled 25, 78 = 103 (2d120)

>>4197997
obari intensifies
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)03:32:13 No.4198001
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)03:32:13 No.4198001
Rolled 17 (1d120)

>>4197997
URAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)03:32:19 No.4198002
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)03:32:19 No.4198002
Rolled 66 (1d120)

>>4197997
EXPLODE IT THROUGH A WALL
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)03:32:59 No.4198004
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)03:32:59 No.4198004
Rolled 30 (1d120)

>>4197997
>>4197999
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)03:33:03 No.4198006
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)03:33:03 No.4198006
Rolled 109 (1d120)

>>4197997
wrong dice
>>
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/16/20(Thu)03:34:14 No.4198008
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/16/20(Thu)03:34:14 No.4198008
Rolled 88 (1d120)

>>4197997
>>
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt)
04/16/20(Thu)03:34:22 No.4198009
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt) 04/16/20(Thu)03:34:22 No.4198009
Rolled 52 (1d120)

>>4197997
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)03:34:28 No.4198010
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)03:34:28 No.4198010
>>4198006
GOOD
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)03:47:05 No.4198016
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)03:47:05 No.4198016
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>>4198002
Ah fuck
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)03:48:17 No.4198017
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)03:48:17 No.4198017
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4198016
that's a lotta budget
keep fighting
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)03:51:29 No.4198019
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)03:51:29 No.4198019
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4198017
Is fine. Lilly has just cut its knees off with a massive sword
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)04:01:05 No.4198021
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)04:01:05 No.4198021
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4198017
ROLL 1D120
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)04:01:29 No.4198022
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)04:01:29 No.4198022
Rolled 62 (1d120)

>>4198021
Kick the lasers back at him
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)04:02:04 No.4198023
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)04:02:04 No.4198023
Rolled 24 (1d120)

>>4198021
nyeh
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)04:14:05 No.4198025
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>>4198022
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)04:15:01 No.4198027
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)04:15:01 No.4198027
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4198025
Seize control of it!
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)04:15:20 No.4198028
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)04:15:20 No.4198028
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4198025
mech tries to argue that's not how lasers work
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)04:17:18 No.4198030
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)04:17:18 No.4198030
>>4198028
The Great Leader can punch through physics itself
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)04:24:54 No.4198034
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)04:24:54 No.4198034
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4198027
But how?! Roll 2d120!

It has +30 bonus!
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)04:25:40 No.4198035
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)04:25:40 No.4198035
Rolled 10, 46 = 56 (2d120)

>>4198034
beat him into submission
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)04:25:50 No.4198036
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)04:25:50 No.4198036
Rolled 83, 33 = 116 (2d120)

>>4198034
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)04:28:36 No.4198038
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)04:28:36 No.4198038
Rolled 3, 43 = 46 (2d120)

>>4198034
By seize control we mean seize it by the ankle and throw it through the wall into the biolab
>>
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt)
04/16/20(Thu)04:30:56 No.4198040
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt) 04/16/20(Thu)04:30:56 No.4198040
Rolled 76, 44 = 120 (2d120)

>>4198034
VP was somehow on it?
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)04:34:55 No.4198043
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>>4198036
Ah shit
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)04:35:23 No.4198045
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)04:35:23 No.4198045
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4198043
Well then, time to take the sword from the mecha
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)04:35:51 No.4198046
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)04:35:51 No.4198046
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4198043
feel sorry for janitors who will have to clean this mess
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)04:40:15 No.4198049
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)04:40:15 No.4198049
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4198043
>>4198045
Lilly needs to be dual-wielding two fuckoff-big swords
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)04:44:44 No.4198051
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)04:44:44 No.4198051
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4198045
BETTER DO THAT QUICK CUZ IT'S GONNA STAB YA WITH IT AFTER IT PUNCHED YOU INTO THE GROUND!

ROLL 2D120
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)04:45:20 No.4198052
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)04:45:20 No.4198052
Rolled 74, 17 = 91 (2d120)

>>4198051
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)04:45:22 No.4198053
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)04:45:22 No.4198053
Rolled 99, 56 = 155 (2d120)

>>4198051
STEAL THE SWORD AND PASS IT OFF TO LILLY!
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)04:56:46 No.4198057
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)04:56:46 No.4198057
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>>4198053
Using your blast gauntlets, you take a leap towards the mech's hand and blows it apart! you then threw the laser sword to Lilly. She grabs it and seems to be on the verge of falling over
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)04:58:19 No.4198060
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)04:58:19 No.4198060
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4198057
she'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
probably
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)04:58:30 No.4198061
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)04:58:30 No.4198061
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4198051
Blow his head off, without one of his arms he's weaker
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)04:58:30 No.4198062
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)04:58:30 No.4198062
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4198057
TELL LILLY SHE CAN DEMOLISH THIS ROBOT
SET HER UP FOR A FINAL ATTACK!
URAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)04:59:26 No.4198065
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)04:59:26 No.4198065
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4198057
Lilly taps into her sister's power to ignore physics during combat [and launches an awesome sword attack]
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)05:06:33 No.4198071
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)05:06:33 No.4198071
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4198065
CAN SHE DO IT?!

ROLL 2D120
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)05:07:04 No.4198072
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)05:07:04 No.4198072
Rolled 9, 105 = 114 (2d120)

>>4198071
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)05:07:39 No.4198073
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)05:07:39 No.4198073
Rolled 86, 22 = 108 (2d120)

>>4198071
maybe
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)05:07:50 No.4198074
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)05:07:50 No.4198074
>>4198073
YOU FUCK
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)05:08:01 No.4198075
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)05:08:01 No.4198075
>>4198071
LILLY HAS UNLOCKED HER FULL POTENTIAL
GO!
>>4198073
FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)05:08:41 No.4198076
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)05:08:41 No.4198076
>>4198075
roll instead of whining
>>
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt)
04/16/20(Thu)05:08:43 No.4198077
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt) 04/16/20(Thu)05:08:43 No.4198077
Rolled 63, 4 = 67 (2d120)

>>4198071
Make the maids proud girl
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)05:09:04 No.4198078
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)05:09:04 No.4198078
Rolled 35, 107 = 142 (2d120)

>>4198071
ROLLING
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)05:10:44 No.4198080
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)05:10:44 No.4198080
Rolled 7, 72 = 79 (2d120)

>>4198071
URAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)05:13:08 No.4198083
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)05:13:08 No.4198083
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>>4198073
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)05:14:07 No.4198084
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)05:14:07 No.4198084
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4198083
THE LASER JUST MAKES LILLY'S LASER SWORD STRONGER
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)05:14:10 No.4198085
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)05:14:10 No.4198085
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4198083
you did it mecha, you just pissed her off horribly
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)05:14:34 No.4198086
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)05:14:34 No.4198086
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4198083
Lilly was good distraction, now punch his head off
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)05:14:53 No.4198087
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)05:14:53 No.4198087
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4198083
>>4198084
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Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt)
04/16/20(Thu)05:16:22 No.4198089
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt) 04/16/20(Thu)05:16:22 No.4198089
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4198083
>>4198084
>>4198085
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)05:17:50 No.4198090
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)05:17:50 No.4198090
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>>4198085
But it also gave OP enough time to steal your wallet!
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)05:18:17 No.4198091
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)05:18:17 No.4198091
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4198090
look inside wallet
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)05:18:41 No.4198092
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)05:18:41 No.4198092
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4198090
Hey wait a minute, get back to work, OP
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)05:18:41 No.4198093
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)05:18:41 No.4198093
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4198090
pissed off enough to beat you up
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)05:21:19 No.4198097
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)05:21:19 No.4198097
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4198090
We gave all our money to that merchant earlier
Get back to drawing mech destruction
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)05:24:37 No.4198098
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)05:24:37 No.4198098
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>>4198093
Oh no. Now OP's ded. Thread can't continue
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)05:25:08 No.4198099
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)05:25:08 No.4198099
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4198098
dig him out
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)05:25:56 No.4198100
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)05:25:56 No.4198100
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4198098
drag him out for delaying
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)05:27:27 No.4198102
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)05:27:27 No.4198102
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4198098
god dang it, OP
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)05:27:51 No.4198103
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)05:27:51 No.4198103
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4198098
We'll make our own thread with blackjack and hookers.
Too bad OP's dead... No hookers for him... Oh well...
>>
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/16/20(Thu)05:30:38 No.4198104
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/16/20(Thu)05:30:38 No.4198104
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4198098
OP, no dying if communist overlords haven't given you permission to do so!
>>
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt)
04/16/20(Thu)05:34:06 No.4198105
Anonymous (ID: DStgwWWt) 04/16/20(Thu)05:34:06 No.4198105
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4198098
That gravestone actually looks just like OP but with writing on his forehead
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)05:40:07 No.4198107
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)05:40:07 No.4198107
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>>4198102
Anyway. Lilly figured out that she can't dual wield two big swords. Not yet anyway. So now she has the options of:

A: Try the exact same move again, may or may not end up getting blasted again

B: Vibrosword: release limiters

C: Genuflect

D: Give OP all your money <--[MOST RECOMMENDED OPTION]
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)05:41:13 No.4198109
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)05:41:13 No.4198109
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4198107
B, let's see how that works
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)05:41:55 No.4198110
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)05:41:55 No.4198110
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4198107
B.
LET'S FUCKING GO LILLY
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)05:42:03 No.4198111
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)05:42:03 No.4198111
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4198107
You know why she can't dual wield 2 sword?
Cause it's dumb thing no one actually likes, nor it's LARP friendly.
One big sword is always the answer. Her true calling.
E. Longsword mastery achieved
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)05:45:54 No.4198117
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)05:45:54 No.4198117
>>4198111
So also B then
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)05:46:17 No.4198118
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)05:46:17 No.4198118
>>4198117
I guess
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)05:49:40 No.4198123
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)05:49:40 No.4198123
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>>4198111
>>4198110
>>4198109
>>4198117
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)05:50:13 No.4198124
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)05:50:13 No.4198124
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4198123
OP, stop messing with the game
get back to work
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)05:51:20 No.4198126
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)05:51:20 No.4198126
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4198123
op plz
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)05:52:05 No.4198128
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)05:52:05 No.4198128
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4198123
OP you are a disgrace to Communism which Shotasniffer will not tolerate
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)06:07:24 No.4198135
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)06:07:24 No.4198135
>OP died cause of lack of funds
what have we done
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)06:09:09 No.4198137
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)06:09:09 No.4198137
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>>4198124
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)06:09:58 No.4198139
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)06:09:58 No.4198139
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4198137
Now that's our Lilly
ZANKANTOU
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)06:10:00 No.4198140
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)06:10:00 No.4198140
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4198137
ULTRA MEGA FINAL BUSTER ATTACK!
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)06:10:31 No.4198142
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)06:10:31 No.4198142
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4198137
Nice.
STAB
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)06:20:43 No.4198154
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)06:20:43 No.4198154
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4198139
ROLL 2D120

+50 BONUS
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)06:21:29 No.4198155
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)06:21:29 No.4198155
Rolled 8, 50 = 58 (2d120)

>>4198154
There is nothing Lilly cannot cut!
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)06:21:39 No.4198156
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)06:21:39 No.4198156
Rolled 65, 14 = 79 (2d120)

>>4198154
>96
shit
>>
Anonymous (ID: dL0BxHCa)
04/16/20(Thu)06:22:26 No.4198158
Anonymous (ID: dL0BxHCa) 04/16/20(Thu)06:22:26 No.4198158
Rolled 49, 43 = 92 (2d120)

>>4198154
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)06:23:04 No.4198159
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)06:23:04 No.4198159
>>4198156
GODAMNNIT
>>
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/16/20(Thu)06:23:08 No.4198160
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/16/20(Thu)06:23:08 No.4198160
Rolled 26, 1 = 27 (2d120)

>>4198154
AAAAAAH BLYAT
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)06:24:52 No.4198163
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)06:24:52 No.4198163
Rolled 95, 61 = 156 (2d120)

>>4198154
BROS I'M GONNA ROLL
FOR LILLY
FOR BLUES
FOR REDS
URAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)06:25:26 No.4198164
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)06:25:26 No.4198164
>>4198163
now just hope OP accept the timing
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)06:25:52 No.4198165
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)06:25:52 No.4198165
>>4198163
WHY DIDN'T YOU ROLL 2 MINUTES BEFORE
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)06:25:53 No.4198166
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)06:25:53 No.4198166
>>4198164
was stuck on captcha
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)06:32:23 No.4198171
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)06:32:23 No.4198171
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4198164
Of course not. GOTTA INJECT SOME LAST MINUTE DRAMA INTO IT FIRST

>>4198156
THE MECHA PUTS ITS OWN SYSTEM ON OVERDRIVE! IT STOPS LILLY'S SLASH JUST BEFORE IMPACT! CAN LILLY PUSH THROUGH?! CUT DOWN THAT MECHANICAL MONSTER !

ROLL 2D120

+60 BONUS
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)06:33:23 No.4198172
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)06:33:23 No.4198172
Rolled 94, 53 = 147 (2d120)

>>4198171
>AUTOWIN
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)06:33:30 No.4198173
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)06:33:30 No.4198173
Rolled 79, 15 = 94 (2d120)

>>4198171
that's a lotta budget honestly
>>
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/16/20(Thu)06:34:05 No.4198175
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/16/20(Thu)06:34:05 No.4198175
Rolled 111, 7 = 118 (2d120)

>>4198171
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)06:34:19 No.4198176
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)06:34:19 No.4198176
Rolled 23, 55 = 78 (2d120)

>>4198171
oh hey an autowin
let's go
URAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)06:37:46 No.4198180
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)06:37:46 No.4198180
>Anons think 107=120
NOT AN AUTOWIN>>4198175
THANK FUCK FOR THE BONUS
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)06:38:26 No.4198181
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)06:38:26 No.4198181
>>4198180
The bonus is why it's an autowin
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)06:38:50 No.4198182
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)06:38:50 No.4198182
>>4198180
Ingnore me I'm drunkh
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)06:51:02 No.4198189
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>>4198175
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)06:51:33 No.4198190
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)06:51:33 No.4198190
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4198189
Reprogram all the mechas under Yellow corp to self-destruct, severely weakening the yellow security forces and making it easier for the RGB "resistance" to invade
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)06:51:51 No.4198191
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)06:51:51 No.4198191
>>4198189
yea boi
blue yellow color scheme also looks pretty nice I gotta say
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)06:52:20 No.4198193
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)06:52:20 No.4198193
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4198189
good fuckin' job lilly, give her a great big hug
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)06:54:37 No.4198196
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)06:54:37 No.4198196
>>4198193
>100
BIG HUG
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)06:58:27 No.4198200
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>>4198193
She's so happy she's speechless
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)06:59:23 No.4198202
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)06:59:23 No.4198202
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4198200
>>4198190
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)07:08:33 No.4198205
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)07:08:33 No.4198205
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4198202
Roll 2d120
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)07:08:56 No.4198206
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)07:08:56 No.4198206
Rolled 52, 34 = 86 (2d120)

>>4198205
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)07:08:58 No.4198207
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)07:08:58 No.4198207
Rolled 42, 80 = 122 (2d120)

>>4198205
shut em down
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)07:12:14 No.4198212
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)07:12:14 No.4198212
>>4198205
I'm not sure... Sounds like math
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)07:12:17 No.4198213
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)07:12:17 No.4198213
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>>4198206
YOu found this button on a panel nearby, how convenient
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)07:13:06 No.4198214
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)07:13:06 No.4198214
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4198213
Any other buttons
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)07:13:21 No.4198215
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)07:13:21 No.4198215
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4198213
fuck math DESTROY
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)07:13:39 No.4198216
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)07:13:39 No.4198216
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4198213
hit that button
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)07:20:07 No.4198219
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)07:20:07 No.4198219
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>>4198216
Outside, on the streets. The Yellow mechs self destruct. Causing a huge blow to the Yellow forces and puts them at an disadvantage
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)07:21:08 No.4198221
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)07:21:08 No.4198221
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4198219
Now, for the RGB forces to storm the yellow ziggurat and for us to regroup with our siblings before we enter the biolab
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)07:21:43 No.4198222
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)07:21:43 No.4198222
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4198219
See if we can find any plans here
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)07:22:48 No.4198223
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)07:22:48 No.4198223
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4198219
Now explore and/or destroy biolab
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)07:30:56 No.4198228
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)07:30:56 No.4198228
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>>4198221
As the terroris--I mean, "rebels" do battle in the ruined Ziggurat above, your siblings break off from them and regroup with you underground
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)07:31:59 No.4198231
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)07:31:59 No.4198231
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4198228
Best to seal off the portal room so that Alt-Betty and Alt-Bobby don't escape this time
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)07:34:41 No.4198232
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)07:34:41 No.4198232
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4198228
If there is RGB, then there should be also CMYK
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)07:34:59 No.4198233
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)07:34:59 No.4198233
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4198231
>>4198228
agreed
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)07:36:51 No.4198234
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)07:36:51 No.4198234
>>4198231
>portal room
>can't escape
I may suck at math but I see a small issue with this plan
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)07:37:44 No.4198235
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)07:37:44 No.4198235
>>4198234
They'll most likely be waiting at the bio room
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)07:38:11 No.4198236
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>>4198231
Speaking of which, where them Yellow leaders at. You've been wrecking their shit, at elast one of em gotta show up by now
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)07:39:01 No.4198237
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)07:39:01 No.4198237
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4198236
maybe they'll make their grand entrance once we go save quattro in the biolab
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)07:39:05 No.4198238
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)07:39:05 No.4198238
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4198236
I think we didn't wreck enough
proceed to wreck more
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)07:41:13 No.4198239
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>>4198237
Hm yes. Maybe
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/16/20(Thu)07:41:41 No.4198240
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/16/20(Thu)07:41:41 No.4198240
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4198239
enter
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)07:41:49 No.4198241
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)07:41:49 No.4198241
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4198239
walk into obvious trap
or not
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)07:42:05 No.4198242
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)07:42:05 No.4198242
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4198239
I reckon Bobby's likely to be hanging around the portal causing fuckery
Locate the bastards
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)07:43:24 No.4198243
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)07:43:24 No.4198243
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4198239
>>4198242
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)07:47:19 No.4198246
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>>4198240
And you find....OP. Telling you thread's on hold and will continue tomorrow. Get updates here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)07:50:04 No.4198248
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)07:50:04 No.4198248
>>4198246
Thanks to OP for hanging around causing thread
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)07:52:31 No.4198249
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)07:52:31 No.4198249
Do note that due to going over budget witht his episode, next time we're gonna go full poverty mode
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/16/20(Thu)07:54:10 No.4198251
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/16/20(Thu)07:54:10 No.4198251
>>4198249
Unless we give you all our money
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)07:54:46 No.4198252
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)07:54:46 No.4198252
>>4198251
Yes. Ofc ourse
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/16/20(Thu)07:55:13 No.4198253
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/16/20(Thu)07:55:13 No.4198253
>>4198249
Tell your communist overlords that if they lower your budget for making this show, I'll review bomb all of their products so that nobody ever watches them again.
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)08:06:29 No.4198260
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)08:06:29 No.4198260
>>4198246
thanks for bread
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)08:11:40 No.4198263
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)08:11:40 No.4198263
>>4198249
>full poverty mode
time to make 9/11 look like a joke
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)08:15:33 No.4198265
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)08:15:33 No.4198265
>>4198263
some people did some things
big deal
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)08:17:10 No.4198267
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)08:17:10 No.4198267
>>4198265
ok lolisniffer
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Anonymous (ID: 0Jj7IOLf)
04/16/20(Thu)10:26:50 No.4198365
Anonymous (ID: 0Jj7IOLf) 04/16/20(Thu)10:26:50 No.4198365
So wait if this is the dimension where Quattro won, who killed alt-Quattro
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)11:30:58 No.4198423
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)11:30:58 No.4198423
>>4198365
Yellows won. Not Quattro won
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)11:32:25 No.4198426
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)11:32:25 No.4198426
>>4198423
But then who killed him
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/16/20(Thu)11:33:53 No.4198429
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/16/20(Thu)11:33:53 No.4198429
>>4198423
hm
intrasting
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/16/20(Thu)11:42:52 No.4198437
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/16/20(Thu)11:42:52 No.4198437
>>4198426
Todd Howard
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/16/20(Thu)11:46:11 No.4198442
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/16/20(Thu)11:46:11 No.4198442
>>4198437
Definitely, not some Yellow traitor who used it as a morale boost
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/16/20(Thu)14:15:33 No.4198636
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/16/20(Thu)14:15:33 No.4198636
>>4198426
Probs alternate Bobby.
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/17/20(Fri)08:28:59 No.4199902
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/17/20(Fri)08:28:59 No.4199902
Video killed the radio star
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)12:34:22 No.4200065
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)12:34:22 No.4200065
time for maybe plot
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)12:36:11 No.4200067
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>>4200065
p..lo..t?
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)12:37:11 No.4200071
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)12:37:11 No.4200071
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4200067
kick OP in
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)12:37:58 No.4200075
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)12:37:58 No.4200075
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4200067
Something entirely unrelated to the plot happens
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)12:43:12 No.4200079
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>>4200071
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)12:44:26 No.4200082
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)12:44:26 No.4200082
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4200079
Wonder how alt-Quattro could be killed if the Yellows won that time
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)12:45:03 No.4200084
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)12:45:03 No.4200084
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4200079
Investigate biological hazards
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)12:46:40 No.4200086
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)12:46:40 No.4200086
>>4200082
Man how couldn't he be killed. So many ways
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)12:50:37 No.4200091
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>>4200082
Perhaps his death is what kicked off the Yellows' victory, spurred on by vengeance. Perhaps he was killed after, which lead the Yellows to up the oppression.

Or perhaps he was crushed under a mountain of Skyrim copies
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)12:51:57 No.4200092
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)12:51:57 No.4200092
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4200091
>>4200084
Thing is, there was no explicit records of who killed him
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Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/17/20(Fri)12:52:48 No.4200093
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/17/20(Fri)12:52:48 No.4200093
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4200091
What is our endgame goal?
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)12:54:44 No.4200096
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)12:54:44 No.4200096
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4200091
I bet it was that transdimensional Todd-beast.
We should locate his remains for testing. Maybe we could make our Quattro less shit with science
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)12:56:03 No.4200099
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)12:56:03 No.4200099
>>4200096
but Todd wants people alive to play skyrim, this was a murder
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)12:57:17 No.4200101
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>>4200093
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)12:58:28 No.4200103
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)12:58:28 No.4200103
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4200101
>last two are completely impossible
Did anyone know who exactly killed alt-Quattro?
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)13:00:38 No.4200105
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)13:00:38 No.4200105
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4200093
You must be new here
>>4200101
Okay well let's dominate and spread communism to the unholy abominations in the lab or whatever. We'll ask altBobby and altBetty about altQuattro when we find them
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)13:06:43 No.4200109
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)13:06:43 No.4200109
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>>4200103
"Eh, probably the Alt version of you. Or anyone from the Reds, Greens or Blues, really."

"It could have been a traitor!"

"Crippling self doubt maybe"
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)13:08:54 No.4200111
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)13:08:54 No.4200111
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4200109
Let's just see what the bio lab is and whether it has Quattro, we'll see who exactly are these two first.
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)13:09:36 No.4200113
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)13:09:36 No.4200113
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4200109
Locate altYellows so as to locate altQuattro-corpse [and maybe our Quattro as well while we're at it if we feel like it]
>>
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/17/20(Fri)13:11:00 No.4200115
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/17/20(Fri)13:11:00 No.4200115
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4200109
Bobby, anti-bobby must've been disloyal to anti-quattro
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)13:11:54 No.4200118
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)13:11:54 No.4200118
>>4200115
But that would imply it was a mirror...huh.
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)13:16:13 No.4200127
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>>4200111
AND INSIDE THE LAB YOU FOUND....ROLL 2D100

70-100: Tubes of secured bio monsters
40-69: One big monster!
1-39: A fist
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)13:17:01 No.4200128
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)13:17:01 No.4200128
Rolled 78, 66 = 144 (2d100)

>>4200127
>no Quattro
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Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/17/20(Fri)13:18:05 No.4200129
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/17/20(Fri)13:18:05 No.4200129
Rolled 51, 91 = 142 (2d100)

>>4200127
>>
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/17/20(Fri)13:18:10 No.4200130
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/17/20(Fri)13:18:10 No.4200130
Rolled 95, 64 = 159 (2d100)

>>4200127
Me
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)13:19:25 No.4200131
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)13:19:25 No.4200131
Rolled 77, 81 = 158 (2d100)

>>4200127
Is the monster Quattro?
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)13:26:14 No.4200143
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>>4200130
There! in that bigass tube! Look upon it! A hideous monster! This horrendous abomination to life! A freak! A freak!
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)13:27:08 No.4200144
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)13:27:08 No.4200144
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4200143
Oh and also a big monster.
And Alt-Betty.
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/17/20(Fri)13:28:15 No.4200147
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/17/20(Fri)13:28:15 No.4200147
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4200143
Kill it before it can procreate!
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)13:31:42 No.4200159
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>>4200147
It will taint this world no more
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)13:32:07 No.4200160
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)13:32:07 No.4200160
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4200159
>>4200144
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)13:39:21 No.4200166
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>>4200160
Nah. Just the monster.

Ssssh. it's sleeping
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/17/20(Fri)13:40:17 No.4200167
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/17/20(Fri)13:40:17 No.4200167
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4200166
Sing it a lullaby so that it imprints on us as its mother.
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/17/20(Fri)13:40:31 No.4200169
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/17/20(Fri)13:40:31 No.4200169
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4200166
Bully it for its lunch money
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)13:40:35 No.4200170
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)13:40:35 No.4200170
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4200166
>>4200167
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)13:44:55 No.4200176
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>>4200167
"Wait, is she gonna sing?"

"Yea? What about it?"

"Dunno, I don't remember what big sis's singing sounds like"

"Me neither. So either she doesn't sing alot, or we have repressed memories"
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/17/20(Fri)13:46:15 No.4200179
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/17/20(Fri)13:46:15 No.4200179
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4200176
Lets see which one is it
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)13:46:19 No.4200180
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)13:46:19 No.4200180
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4200176
"...why is Lilly suddenly trying to get aw- OH GOD STOP BIG SIS"
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)13:47:35 No.4200184
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)13:47:35 No.4200184
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4200176
Turns out she's an amazingly good contralto
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)13:48:26 No.4200185
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)13:48:26 No.4200185
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4200179
Roll 1d100

+20 difficulty bonus for my roll
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)13:49:09 No.4200188
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)13:49:09 No.4200188
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4200185
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/17/20(Fri)13:49:26 No.4200191
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/17/20(Fri)13:49:26 No.4200191
Rolled 17, 73 = 90 (2d100)

>>4200185
Ahem...SCREEEEEEEEEE
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)13:55:55 No.4200204
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)13:55:55 No.4200204
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>>4200188
Turns out Shotasniffer has a super smooth and soothing singing voice. Guess mom and dad took her to singing lessons in addition to ballet.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)13:58:48 No.4200210
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)13:58:48 No.4200210
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4200204
The reason they forget is because her singing enthralls everyone to the point they're essentially hypnotized
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)14:00:29 No.4200213
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)14:00:29 No.4200213
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4200204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmh9TDuLU5g
The monster desires to obey whoever sings with such power and conviction
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)14:05:40 No.4200218
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)14:05:40 No.4200218
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>>4200210
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)14:07:02 No.4200220
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)14:07:02 No.4200220
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4200218
>>4200213
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)14:10:51 No.4200225
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)14:10:51 No.4200225
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>>4200220
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/17/20(Fri)14:11:25 No.4200226
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/17/20(Fri)14:11:25 No.4200226
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4200225
Now bring me the little bo-...I mean fight in my name!
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)14:11:53 No.4200228
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)14:11:53 No.4200228
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4200225
Only people who resist it are girls, who don't have the same attraction, and Dad and Bobby, for unknown reasons
>>4200226
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Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/17/20(Fri)14:15:43 No.4200240
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/17/20(Fri)14:15:43 No.4200240
>shotasniffer has had a power to mass control and erase memories all along
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)14:20:05 No.4200245
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)14:20:05 No.4200245
>>4200240
Yeah that and she breaks the laws of physics in combat [and cooking] - looks like she might've inherited some of Grandma's superpowers...
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)14:21:06 No.4200249
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)14:21:06 No.4200249
>>4200245
>might've
She inherited the rage, which no other skelliekid has been shown to use
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)14:26:39 No.4200255
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)14:26:39 No.4200255
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>>4200226
The boys agreed in unison

"I don't get it, it's not even THAT good"

"Men are foolish creatures, Lilly."

>>4200249
Quattro did. Once. Back in Skeleton Island 1. During the first tournament when Shotasniffer broke his glasses. Carried him to victory too.

Shame about what happened afterwards
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)14:28:11 No.4200257
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)14:28:11 No.4200257
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4200255
That was rage over his glasses
Also I know you're watching, Alt-Betty, come out
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/17/20(Fri)14:30:38 No.4200259
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/17/20(Fri)14:30:38 No.4200259
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>>4200257
>>4200255
Let's see if alt-betty stayed true to the way of the blade, abandoned it for guns, or combined the two.

That's right.

I'm talking GUNBLADE.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)14:31:18 No.4200263
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)14:31:18 No.4200263
>>4200259
wrong shadowskeleton
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/17/20(Fri)14:31:39 No.4200264
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/17/20(Fri)14:31:39 No.4200264
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4200259
>>4200255
Muh rolls
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/17/20(Fri)14:32:40 No.4200268
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/17/20(Fri)14:32:40 No.4200268
>>4200263
Well shit.

Maybe alt-loli is also hanging out with her.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)14:34:32 No.4200269
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>>4200257
You make your proclamation! Alt-Betty will surely step out from that corner over there!.....Any minute now.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)14:35:41 No.4200274
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)14:35:41 No.4200274
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4200269
"Look up, shithead red."
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)14:38:33 No.4200280
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)14:38:33 No.4200280
>>4200274
>100
wuh-oh
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)14:41:25 No.4200281
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)14:41:25 No.4200281
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>>4200274
! THE CEILING!

"Sis, why are you talking to yourself" Lilly asks
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)14:43:16 No.4200285
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)14:43:16 No.4200285
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4200281
You know I was expecting a big battle as per usual, but...they're in the portal room aren't they.
Does this bio room even have anything else?
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)14:45:35 No.4200289
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)14:45:35 No.4200289
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4200281
Get the monster to take us to the ones who imprisoned him here so that we may help him exact revenge
Also >>4200285
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)14:47:29 No.4200294
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)14:47:29 No.4200294
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>>4200285
Roll 2d100 to find what else is in there

1-10: A fist
11-30: More insults
31-60: Nothing
61-79: Also nothing
80-100: Data that may help the United Shota Sniffer Republic's research
110: The secrets to the universe
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)14:47:56 No.4200298
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)14:47:56 No.4200298
Rolled 28, 38 = 66 (2d100)

>>4200294
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/17/20(Fri)14:48:03 No.4200299
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/17/20(Fri)14:48:03 No.4200299
Rolled 38, 86 + 10 = 134 (2d100 + 10)

>>4200294
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)14:51:59 No.4200309
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)14:51:59 No.4200309
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>>4200299
Surprise! It was all lies!

You actually found another copy of Skyrim!
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)14:52:59 No.4200311
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)14:52:59 No.4200311
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4200309
toss it to the garbage
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)14:53:55 No.4200313
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)14:53:55 No.4200313
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4200309
Actually it's altYellow's secrets hidden in a Skyrim case
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)14:57:36 No.4200318
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)14:57:36 No.4200318
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>>4200313
Which is....just an actual Skyrim disc. Because the true secret is...that you should buy Skyrim
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)14:59:50 No.4200323
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)14:59:50 No.4200323
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4200318
the boys beat the shit out of todd and OP while the girls look through the actual secrets
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)15:05:25 No.4200334
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)15:05:25 No.4200334
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>>4200323
Since this is the Bio Lab. You got a bunch of data on genetic modifications and gene splicing. Alongside plans to create more freaky monsters
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:07:24 No.4200338
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:07:24 No.4200338
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4200334
Does it have any info on what they're doing with Quattro?
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)15:09:18 No.4200340
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)15:09:18 No.4200340
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4200334
Take it for Marian
See if the monster can lead us to anyone
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/17/20(Fri)15:10:11 No.4200342
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/17/20(Fri)15:10:11 No.4200342
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4200334
Meh. We got a monster out of this, and honestly why wouldn't Quattro want a world where he can rule.

Why are we trying to save him.

Instead of conquering this alt world for ourselves?

Best part - No elderlylitch Grandma destroying it.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:11:23 No.4200345
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:11:23 No.4200345
>>4200342
Because we want our shitty Quattro back you fucking dope now shut up or else you get the spanking
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)15:11:48 No.4200346
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)15:11:48 No.4200346
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>>4200338
There's nothing about Quattro in here. Whatever plans they have for Quattro, it's got nothing to do with bio freaks
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:12:29 No.4200349
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:12:29 No.4200349
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4200346
>>4200340
Guess the only other option is the portal room
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)15:12:34 No.4200350
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)15:12:34 No.4200350
>>4200345
Well yes but we also want to use this scenario to make him less shit
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:13:23 No.4200352
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:13:23 No.4200352
>>4200350
but we need to find him first
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/17/20(Fri)15:13:40 No.4200353
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/17/20(Fri)15:13:40 No.4200353
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4200346
>>4200340
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)15:14:48 No.4200355
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>>4200349
Or the Bethesda store
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:15:32 No.4200356
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:15:32 No.4200356
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4200355
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:16:04 No.4200357
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:16:04 No.4200357
>>4200356
just go ask the monster already
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)15:20:28 No.4200364
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)15:20:28 No.4200364
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>>4200356
"Yes, O Great Matriarch. The Yellow Ones have left this dimension. If you want to find them then you must pursue their trail through the spaces between realms"

Is what it is saying....in its own language. Unfortunately you do not know it so all you hear is "KKKkrrrrrhhhjjjjzzzzzzzzzsssshhhh kkkrhhhjajsjsskkkkkkksxzzzzzzzz"
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/17/20(Fri)15:22:19 No.4200368
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/17/20(Fri)15:22:19 No.4200368
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4200364
Feed monster one of the yellows as a snack. Maybe it can help us track them down if it develops a taste for them.
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/17/20(Fri)15:23:20 No.4200370
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/17/20(Fri)15:23:20 No.4200370
>>4200345
We could have Quattro AND this dimension, grandma free.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:25:11 No.4200374
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:25:11 No.4200374
>>4200370
No one really WANTS this dimension, and our grandma was already better than our father.
Who would probably drag us kicking and screaming back into the original dimension anyway
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)15:25:39 No.4200375
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>>4200368
"Most humble apologies. But I am a vegetarian" Is what it's saying in its language.

You heard "kkkkkkrrrrzzzzzzzkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiisssszzkkkkkk" clearly this beast is hungry
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:27:00 No.4200377
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:27:00 No.4200377
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4200375
"I somehow do not like this guy." - Luke
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Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/17/20(Fri)15:27:45 No.4200378
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/17/20(Fri)15:27:45 No.4200378
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4200375
doesn't matter, cook the meat
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)15:29:19 No.4200379
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>>4200378
"Erm, cook what meat, sis?" Asked the Chosen One

"And uh, will you be doing the cooking?" asked Luke
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:31:56 No.4200382
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:31:56 No.4200382
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4200379
Ah right, they're all skeletons, let's just go to the portal room
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/17/20(Fri)15:33:24 No.4200386
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/17/20(Fri)15:33:24 No.4200386
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4200379
Give him tofu or something
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)15:36:59 No.4200392
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)15:36:59 No.4200392
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4200382
You head for the porrrrtal room. And unfortunately, it's getting near 3PM and I dont want to torture my liver any further. Will continue in the morning or something. Or maybe later.

Updates or whatevs be here: https://mobile.twitter.com/notapaladin

In the mean time, roll 2d100 to see if the portal room has any secret defenses like turrets, electrified floors or bombs or some shit
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/17/20(Fri)15:37:28 No.4200393
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/17/20(Fri)15:37:28 No.4200393
>>4200392
>3PM
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:39:48 No.4200399
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:39:48 No.4200399
Rolled 51, 97 = 148 (2d100)

>>4200392
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/17/20(Fri)15:41:04 No.4200400
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/17/20(Fri)15:41:04 No.4200400
>>4200393
3AM, brain not work good
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)15:42:39 No.4200402
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)15:42:39 No.4200402
we should probably research as much as we can on the portal so that we can build our own for transportation to our colonies
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Anonymous (ID: y68LXmPn)
04/17/20(Fri)15:55:09 No.4200418
Anonymous (ID: y68LXmPn) 04/17/20(Fri)15:55:09 No.4200418
>>4200400
Why you stay up so late op? Thats bad for your health
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)16:00:15 No.4200429
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)16:00:15 No.4200429
>>4200418
Todd Howard wants him to
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/17/20(Fri)16:08:21 No.4200439
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/17/20(Fri)16:08:21 No.4200439
Also OP prolonging Quattro's suffering
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Anonymous (ID: hq4xoo8G)
04/18/20(Sat)01:29:24 No.4201421
Anonymous (ID: hq4xoo8G) 04/18/20(Sat)01:29:24 No.4201421
I guess after we return to our own dimension we should rotate the cast and find Betty and Rasputin before finding Quatro.
There is definitely no one else we need to find.
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/18/20(Sat)01:32:42 No.4201427
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/18/20(Sat)01:32:42 No.4201427
After we rescue Quattro, I suggest we have Marian work on a lifeline system that will ensure that nobody ever gets captured again.

We can have him create string-thin lines with the durability of titanium that can stretch for millions of miles, all while still being perfectly flexible due to the wonky dimensions of it's design. We'll tie these pseudo-science strings around everyone's legs, so they never get taken away again and if we need to find them, we can pull them to us.
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Anonymous (ID: hq4xoo8G)
04/18/20(Sat)01:37:20 No.4201434
Anonymous (ID: hq4xoo8G) 04/18/20(Sat)01:37:20 No.4201434
>>4201427
He'll end up tying himself up they way he is before he can complete the first step
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/18/20(Sat)01:43:29 No.4201441
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/18/20(Sat)01:43:29 No.4201441
>>4201434
Then we'll have VP do it.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)01:52:04 No.4201450
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)01:52:04 No.4201450
>>4201441
Tie 10 of them to Marian and Quattro and absolutely none of them to Bobby
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/18/20(Sat)01:53:36 No.4201452
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/18/20(Sat)01:53:36 No.4201452
>>4201450
No, you don't get it, we should tie one to Bobby. We should tie one line around his neck, so we can yank him around for fun when we feel like it.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)02:03:46 No.4201462
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)02:03:46 No.4201462
>>4201452
And whenever we don't we can tie it to a turbine
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)12:52:51 No.4202550
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)12:52:51 No.4202550
one hour later, OP damages his liver for us
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)12:56:31 No.4202555
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>>4202550
Fuck
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)12:58:09 No.4202558
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)12:58:09 No.4202558
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4202555
Research the portal, since it's not trapped
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)13:02:05 No.4202565
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>>4202558
After about 5 minutes of grueling research. You've concluded that this portal is a portal
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)13:03:39 No.4202566
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)13:03:39 No.4202566
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4202565
I mean how does it exactly work and how it was made
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/18/20(Sat)13:03:53 No.4202568
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/18/20(Sat)13:03:53 No.4202568
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4202565
just go through the portal already
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)13:06:09 No.4202575
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)13:06:09 No.4202575
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4202565
toss someone there first
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)13:06:50 No.4202578
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)13:06:50 No.4202578
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>>4202568
Are ya sure? What if it leads somewhere terrible? Like a gamestop?
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)13:07:16 No.4202582
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)13:07:16 No.4202582
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4202578
find a test subject to use for that
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/18/20(Sat)13:07:22 No.4202583
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/18/20(Sat)13:07:22 No.4202583
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4202578
god dang it, just go through the portal or we're never gonna find quattro
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peepee (ID: UXeQ+ekH)
04/18/20(Sat)13:09:47 No.4202587
peepee (ID: UXeQ+ekH) 04/18/20(Sat)13:09:47 No.4202587
you all suck
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)13:09:54 No.4202588
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)13:09:54 No.4202588
>>4202583
we're going into a completely unguarded portal open for us to go to with no idea where it leads
if that sounds right in your head you might be Bobby
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)13:15:55 No.4202597
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>>4202583
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/18/20(Sat)13:16:24 No.4202599
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/18/20(Sat)13:16:24 No.4202599
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4202597
now, what's on the other side?
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)13:16:57 No.4202600
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)13:16:57 No.4202600
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4202597
This is going to backfire on us isn't it
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)13:17:05 No.4202601
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)13:17:05 No.4202601
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4202597
aaaand we are back what appears to be our original dimension
and portal is turned off

Somewhere alternate betty can't believe we actually gone in voluntarery
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)13:22:25 No.4202612
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)13:22:25 No.4202612
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Rolled 673 (1d1000)

>>4202600
Yeah, probably.

Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)13:22:50 No.4202614
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)13:22:50 No.4202614
Rolled 44, 34 = 78 (2d100)

>>4202612
maybe 2d1000?
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)13:23:20 No.4202616
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)13:23:20 No.4202616
Rolled 81, 8 = 89 (2d100)

>>4202612
Throw >>4202599 into the dumpster for being stupid
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/18/20(Sat)13:25:16 No.4202619
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/18/20(Sat)13:25:16 No.4202619
Rolled 72, 94 = 166 (2d100)

>>4202612
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)13:31:53 No.4202626
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)13:31:53 No.4202626
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>>4202616
Perhaps later. Now you're running into a room full of bombs. And they've all been activated
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)13:32:30 No.4202628
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)13:32:30 No.4202628
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4202626
blame marian
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)13:34:45 No.4202630
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)13:34:45 No.4202630
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4202626
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)13:38:03 No.4202633
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)13:38:03 No.4202633
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4202630
Roll 2d120

The bombs have a +20 bonus
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)13:38:41 No.4202635
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)13:38:41 No.4202635
Rolled 107, 101 = 208 (2d120)

>>4202633
get out with funny sfx
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)13:38:47 No.4202636
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)13:38:47 No.4202636
Rolled 110, 84 = 194 (2d120)

>>4202633
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/18/20(Sat)13:38:57 No.4202637
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/18/20(Sat)13:38:57 No.4202637
>>4202633
we had nothing to even worry about
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)13:40:29 No.4202639
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)13:40:29 No.4202639
>>4202637
except for the fact that they're going to literally trap the path, you think they would just let go of quattro that easily
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)13:46:58 No.4202648
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)13:46:58 No.4202648
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4202636
You burst through a wall as the bombs explode behind you! Obliterating the building they were in. Which also means that shit's gonna come crash down on you! Roll 2d120 to avoid the getting crushed!
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/18/20(Sat)13:47:33 No.4202649
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/18/20(Sat)13:47:33 No.4202649
Rolled 118, 70 = 188 (2d120)

>>4202648
URAH
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)13:47:42 No.4202650
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)13:47:42 No.4202650
Rolled 109, 68 = 177 (2d120)

>>4202648
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)13:50:30 No.4202656
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)13:50:30 No.4202656
Rolled 7, 55 = 62 (2d120)

>>4202648
that'll be covered under building arc for 20
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)13:54:52 No.4202659
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)13:54:52 No.4202659
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>>4202649
You are crushed under the exploded building! The city rumbles as the structure goes down and pins you!
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)13:55:35 No.4202661
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)13:55:35 No.4202661
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4202659
thankfully we drank a lot of milk so our bones are fine
just minor inconvienence
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)13:55:51 No.4202662
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)13:55:51 No.4202662
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4202659
Get horribly pissed off.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)14:00:04 No.4202669
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)14:00:04 No.4202669
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>>4202661
Perhaps. But you are now trapped under tons of rubble underground.

Which gives OP enough time to escape the thread
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)14:00:35 No.4202670
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)14:00:35 No.4202670
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4202669
get back there you fat bastard
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)14:01:21 No.4202673
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)14:01:21 No.4202673
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4202669
>>4202662
take our anger out at OP and >>4202637 for screwing up
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)14:04:45 No.4202678
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>>4202670
Anyway. You're stuck under tons of rubble, what do
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)14:05:09 No.4202679
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)14:05:09 No.4202679
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4202678
cast fist, duh
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)14:05:35 No.4202681
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)14:05:35 No.4202681
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4202678
>>4202662
While the rest, having retreated, figure out where the portal led to
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)14:18:15 No.4202700
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)14:18:15 No.4202700
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>>4202681
"Seems that we're back in our dimension"
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)14:19:05 No.4202702
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)14:19:05 No.4202702
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4202700
so much for rescue operation
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)14:20:12 No.4202706
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)14:20:12 No.4202706
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4202700
>>4202679
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)14:30:20 No.4202718
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>>4202706
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)14:32:01 No.4202727
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)14:32:01 No.4202727
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4202718
I guess we have to use THAT
use your very well hidden beneath all layers you locked it upon in your heart : the brocon you from the past which you wish to forget
to locate quattro regardless of where it is.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)14:32:17 No.4202728
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)14:32:17 No.4202728
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4202718
VP, go and find out how the portal works and how to create it. Then send a bomb to the other side when you're done.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)14:33:33 No.4202732
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)14:33:33 No.4202732
>>4202727
>brocon
we already have skeletons committing incest
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)14:34:15 No.4202734
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)14:34:15 No.4202734
>>4202732
that's why she locked that part of herself deep down, to not end like those
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)14:35:55 No.4202738
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)14:35:55 No.4202738
>>4202734
no she didn't, stop fantasizing VP
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)14:37:24 No.4202743
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)14:37:24 No.4202743
>>4202738
no
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)14:40:14 No.4202746
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>>4202727
>>4202734
>>4202738
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)14:41:09 No.4202749
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)14:41:09 No.4202749
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4202746
oh come on, you guys have better ideas? Or you want to be stuck on square one once again without any convienent plot device to make progress
DON'T JUDGE ME
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)14:41:15 No.4202750
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)14:41:15 No.4202750
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4202746
>>4202728
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)14:45:27 No.4202758
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)14:45:27 No.4202758
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>>4202750
"Aha! A convenient excuse to escape stares of judgement!"
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)14:46:09 No.4202761
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)14:46:09 No.4202761
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4202758
you forgot your fanfic
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)14:46:53 No.4202762
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)14:46:53 No.4202762
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4202758
Luke, stay with him, because when he's finished, you will go with him to the floating island to help supervise the island and make a business out of meat
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)14:56:04 No.4202782
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>>4202762
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)14:56:52 No.4202783
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)14:56:52 No.4202783
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4202782
Chosen One, after we come back home, you and the mutant will go to Marian with the mutant research to create new mutant workers and get a translator for them and then give the scientist enough info to ensure he can escape our dad with his children.
Lilly, get dressed in your knight armor and send the school clothes and future armor for blue dyeing, I need you and Olessa with me when we see Director for any updates on Rasputin and Betty's location. I have a feeling that finding them is going to be important to rescuing Quattro. Bring your pets.
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)14:56:54 No.4202784
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)14:56:54 No.4202784
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4202782
do we even certain quattro is not actually somewhere in this dimension?
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/18/20(Sat)14:57:32 No.4202787
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/18/20(Sat)14:57:32 No.4202787
>>4202762
>communist
>business

>>4202782
FFS
How long before VP dupilactes the portal technology
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/18/20(Sat)14:58:35 No.4202788
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/18/20(Sat)14:58:35 No.4202788
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4202787
Rollllllllllll
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)15:02:02 No.4202795
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>>4202784
Well. Shit. They did sent you a ransom demand before. And they said to deliver it to a location in your dimension. so maybe they're actually here and is keeping Quattro somewhere. That guard you made talk back in their dimension also mentioned that the commanding Yellows haven't come back yet.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)15:04:06 No.4202799
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)15:04:06 No.4202799
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4202787
>>4202783
They probably expected us to do this once we found out who they were.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)15:06:21 No.4202804
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)15:06:21 No.4202804
>>4202787
Even the USSR had businesses.
State-owned ones.
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/18/20(Sat)15:07:50 No.4202810
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/18/20(Sat)15:07:50 No.4202810
>>4202804
Meat from each according to ability. Meat to each according to need
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)15:09:10 No.4202816
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)15:09:10 No.4202816
>>4202810
Every citizen is also an employee
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/18/20(Sat)15:12:46 No.4202830
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/18/20(Sat)15:12:46 No.4202830
>>4202816
What is this heretical language
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)15:14:35 No.4202836
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)15:14:35 No.4202836
>>4202830
american maybe
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)15:16:07 No.4202840
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)15:16:07 No.4202840
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OP takes this opportunity to sneak off
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)15:17:39 No.4202843
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)15:17:39 No.4202843
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4202840
OP, continue the plot or else I will throw you to where Zebra and Bobby are
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/18/20(Sat)15:21:25 No.4202854
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/18/20(Sat)15:21:25 No.4202854
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4202840
OP pls answer the question
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Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/18/20(Sat)15:22:21 No.4202856
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/18/20(Sat)15:22:21 No.4202856
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4202840
come back here OP
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)15:23:40 No.4202858
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)15:23:40 No.4202858
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>>4202843
No! You wouldn't!
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)15:24:13 No.4202860
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)15:24:13 No.4202860
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4202858
Yes.
>>4202856
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/18/20(Sat)15:25:56 No.4202863
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/18/20(Sat)15:25:56 No.4202863
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4202858
Would so... unless you make VP rip off the science guy's portal tech real fast, of course
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Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/18/20(Sat)15:26:16 No.4202865
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/18/20(Sat)15:26:16 No.4202865
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4202858
yes, now get your lazy ass here and continue the quest
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)15:35:45 No.4202880
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>>4202863
Depends, are you ready to challenge Dice God yet again?
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/18/20(Sat)15:37:17 No.4202884
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/18/20(Sat)15:37:17 No.4202884
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4202880
Of course, I shall bribe him by giving him the one and only limited edition Space Pirate Communist Edward figure
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/18/20(Sat)15:37:49 No.4202885
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/18/20(Sat)15:37:49 No.4202885
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4202880
Yeah I suppose
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)15:37:54 No.4202886
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)15:37:54 No.4202886
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4202880
>>4202884
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Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/18/20(Sat)15:38:36 No.4202888
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/18/20(Sat)15:38:36 No.4202888
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4202880
stop hiding behind a fake deity, OP
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)15:50:48 No.4202905
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>>4202884
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/18/20(Sat)15:51:48 No.4202909
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/18/20(Sat)15:51:48 No.4202909
>>4202905
Now punish OP for stalling for lame jokes, please
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)15:52:19 No.4202910
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)15:52:19 No.4202910
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4202905
dice god loves Super Robot Pilot
confirmed
Back to plot
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/18/20(Sat)15:52:50 No.4202912
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/18/20(Sat)15:52:50 No.4202912
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4202909
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/18/20(Sat)15:54:46 No.4202917
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/18/20(Sat)15:54:46 No.4202917
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4202905
We rolling for it now then or what?
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)16:00:08 No.4202929
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>>4202912
Anyway Roll 2d4
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)16:00:33 No.4202930
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)16:00:33 No.4202930
Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d4)

>>4202929
intrasting
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Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E)
04/18/20(Sat)16:07:19 No.4202942
Anonymous (ID: KIhNmt9E) 04/18/20(Sat)16:07:19 No.4202942
Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d4)

>>4202929
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/18/20(Sat)16:07:32 No.4202943
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/18/20(Sat)16:07:32 No.4202943
Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d4)

>>4202929
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)16:10:44 No.4202949
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)16:10:44 No.4202949
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>>4202930
Ah yes. Since the portal on this side was destroyed from the explosion, VP will have to dig through the wreckage and recover anything he can with Luke helping. He will be able to create a copy after 2.....

A. Story events
B. Side quests
C. Battles
D. Weeks ingame
E. Days irl
F. Centuries
G. Minutes after Quattro is found
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/18/20(Sat)16:11:27 No.4202951
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/18/20(Sat)16:11:27 No.4202951
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4202949
G
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)16:12:04 No.4202952
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)16:12:04 No.4202952
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4202949
B
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Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz)
04/18/20(Sat)16:12:29 No.4202954
Anonymous (ID: eL7NGHXz) 04/18/20(Sat)16:12:29 No.4202954
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4202949
G
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)16:20:01 No.4202974
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)16:20:01 No.4202974
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>>4202951
"Hey sis? Portal's damaged pretty bad. Dunno when am I gonna be able to fix it or salvage enough of it to make a copy. You go ahead and continue the search for Quattro, I'll notify you first thing when I'm done"
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)16:21:14 No.4202979
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)16:21:14 No.4202979
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4202974
Ok.
Time to see Director with Lilly and Olessa for location of betty and Rasputin
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/18/20(Sat)16:40:37 No.4203028
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/18/20(Sat)16:40:37 No.4203028
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>>4202979
You call for a pickup and head back to base. Back to SKELETON ISLAND, YEEEEE.

Anyway, it's almost 4AM, oh shit. Time to suspend thread some more. Will continue whenever.

Also, roll 2d100 to see if there are any complications that arose from an entire building exploding in the middle of the city

70-100: People will think it's a terrorist attack and will investigate. Luckily you were extracted in time to avoid suspicion. But VP and Luke will be caught or be at risk of being branded terrorists
40-69: Heroes will think it's your fault and will start bothering you and try to bring you to justice
20-39: Heroes will think it's your fault and will try to bring you to justice. But instead of sending rookie or intermediate heroes, they'll send real ass supers and veterans
1-19: The building were actually built on top of an ancient tomb. It exploding and you punching out of the ground has unleashed a terrible kaiju upon the city. After slaying it the heroes will hold you responsible and will do anything to take you down
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/18/20(Sat)16:41:23 No.4203030
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/18/20(Sat)16:41:23 No.4203030
Rolled 6, 80 = 86 (2d100)

>>4203028
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)16:44:39 No.4203042
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)16:44:39 No.4203042
>>4203028
If we capture the Alt-Yellows we could clear our names and we could use our liberation of the floating island from an elf dictator as evidence, especially since Luke and VP were sighted helping the oppressed
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/18/20(Sat)17:22:57 No.4203112
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/18/20(Sat)17:22:57 No.4203112
Rolled 23, 31 = 54 (2d100)

>>4203028
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)21:28:58 No.4203647
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)21:28:58 No.4203647
>>4203112
....why?
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/18/20(Sat)21:31:56 No.4203656
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/18/20(Sat)21:31:56 No.4203656
Rolled 18, 75 = 93 (2d100)

>>4203028
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Anonymous (ID: rolzoGK5)
04/18/20(Sat)21:36:23 No.4203671
Anonymous (ID: rolzoGK5) 04/18/20(Sat)21:36:23 No.4203671
>>4203112
Please, never fucking roll again
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)21:48:24 No.4203705
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)21:48:24 No.4203705
Rolled 38, 8 = 46 (2d100)

>>4203028
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Anonymous (ID: 9QMyHCqE)
04/18/20(Sat)21:49:02 No.4203706
Anonymous (ID: 9QMyHCqE) 04/18/20(Sat)21:49:02 No.4203706
Rolled 52, 11 = 63 (2d100)

>>4203028
OP, does this count
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/18/20(Sat)21:50:04 No.4203708
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/18/20(Sat)21:50:04 No.4203708
goddamnit, now more people will have to roll to counter
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Anonymous (ID: SHHoOAbZ)
04/18/20(Sat)22:34:14 No.4203827
Anonymous (ID: SHHoOAbZ) 04/18/20(Sat)22:34:14 No.4203827
Rolled 76, 54 = 130 (2d100)

ill save this thread
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Anonymous (ID: Qy0GuDp0)
04/18/20(Sat)22:35:14 No.4203832
Anonymous (ID: Qy0GuDp0) 04/18/20(Sat)22:35:14 No.4203832
Rolled 39, 20 = 59 (2d100)

>>4203028
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/19/20(Sun)01:05:00 No.4204090
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/19/20(Sun)01:05:00 No.4204090
Rolled 90, 73 = 163 (2d100)

>>4203028
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/19/20(Sun)01:06:02 No.4204092
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/19/20(Sun)01:06:02 No.4204092
>>4204090
yey, I save the day
probably
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Anonymous (ID: sjfzRyAR)
04/19/20(Sun)01:06:14 No.4204093
Anonymous (ID: sjfzRyAR) 04/19/20(Sun)01:06:14 No.4204093
Rolled 69, 74 = 143 (2d100)

>>4203028
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)01:33:31 No.4204149
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)01:33:31 No.4204149
Amazing rolls, genlemen
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)01:50:02 No.4204177
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)01:50:02 No.4204177
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4204149
Next episode: boring lawyer stuff
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/19/20(Sun)01:53:07 No.4204182
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/19/20(Sun)01:53:07 No.4204182
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4204149
God I wish shotasniffer would step on me
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)02:12:43 No.4204221
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)02:12:43 No.4204221
>>4204182
Yeah same
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/19/20(Sun)02:13:21 No.4204222
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/19/20(Sun)02:13:21 No.4204222
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4204221
get back to the plot, OP
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Indonesian Gentleman (ID: +XI/3liU)
04/19/20(Sun)02:15:26 No.4204226
Indonesian Gentleman (ID: +XI/3liU) 04/19/20(Sun)02:15:26 No.4204226
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4204221
MIENTRAS TANTO, LOS TRIOS ESQUELETAS SHOTASNIFFER Y EL UNO Y VEE PEE
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/19/20(Sun)02:17:59 No.4204231
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/19/20(Sun)02:17:59 No.4204231
>>4204182
I wanna eat her coccyx
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)02:20:07 No.4204238
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)02:20:07 No.4204238
>>4204222
Not right now. Perhaps in about 8-9 hours
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)10:19:31 No.4204615
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)10:19:31 No.4204615
>>4204238
maybe
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)11:20:37 No.4204680
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)11:20:37 No.4204680
>>4204238
>>4204615
just maybe
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)11:28:37 No.4204684
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>>4204680
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)11:31:04 No.4204687
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)11:31:04 No.4204687
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4204684
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)11:32:27 No.4204690
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>>4204687
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)11:33:35 No.4204692
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)11:33:35 No.4204692
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4204690
go back to plot
contact luke and VP to tell anyone who finds them that they were first responders who were chasing terrorists from another direction, and they were investigating the damaged portal
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)11:47:39 No.4204708
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>>4204692
"VP, sis just called. People gonna suspect terrorists. We are to disguise ourselves as first responders. Investigating the wreckage and also chasing the terrorists"

"So you want the gubment agent costume or the fire fighter costume"
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)11:48:38 No.4204709
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)11:48:38 No.4204709
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4204708
If they prod further, say that other members of our organisation are working on capturing those terrorists and they are Alt-Yellow Robed Cultists.
Because that is pretty much true, it really isn't our fault.
Show those guys a picture of Alt-Bobby for more legitimacy.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)11:49:09 No.4204710
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)11:49:09 No.4204710
>>4204708
also is VP a quick change artist now
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)12:01:24 No.4204725
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)12:01:24 No.4204725
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>>4204709
"Hey! Who the hell are you guys?"

"Cool it pal, we're from Sector 191112. We're taking over this operation"

"wut"

"We have reasons to believe that the terrorists are part of a interdimensional death cult. So if you excuse us, we have a bombing to investigate."

"Yeah, stay out of our way, rookie"

"w-what"
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)12:02:02 No.4204726
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)12:02:02 No.4204726
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4204725
Assign Chosen One to temporarily be in charge of handling overall supervision of Skeleton Island and get him to do the interrogation of the capture power plant henchman since we need to solve that dangling plot thread after we rescue Quattro.
Also he can wear the eyepatch and beret.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)12:07:37 No.4204734
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)12:07:37 No.4204734
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>>4204726
"yey"
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)12:08:24 No.4204735
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)12:08:24 No.4204735
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4204734
Now let's go to Director and Boy and see what they found
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)12:18:26 No.4204749
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)12:18:26 No.4204749
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>>4204735
"With the help of Boy, I've found where Rasputin and Betty are. They're currently..."

A. In the deep jungles, nearing an ancient temple to a long forgotten deity
B. Up in the treacherous mountains, where the Alt-Yellows has set up base
C. Preparing to infiltrate a secret Alt-Yellow base, hidden in the middle of the City
D. On the moon
E. in yo ass, lmao
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)12:20:11 No.4204755
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)12:20:11 No.4204755
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4204749
C and it's also the Galaxy Burger HQ
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)12:26:34 No.4204772
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>>4204755
"....they're currently preparing to infiltrate the Galaxy Burger offices in the middle of the city. Satellite picked up some surveillance footage of them staying in a building opposite the offices and scoping out the place these past days."
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)12:28:52 No.4204774
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)12:28:52 No.4204774
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4204772
So it looks like the Alt-Yellows have teamed up with one of our current rivals.
No wonder they were able to set up a bomb in the middle of the city, this was a set-up to draw heroes to us
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)12:31:49 No.4204780
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>>4204774
Those assholes!
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)12:33:45 No.4204784
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)12:33:45 No.4204784
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4204780
Well, looks like Galaxy Burger is going to have a crash landing.
Olessa, don't get excited.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)12:38:40 No.4204794
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>>4204784
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)12:41:05 No.4204796
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)12:41:05 No.4204796
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4204794
Alright, I guess we take Lilly, Olessa, Director and Boy with us to meet with the boss.
The mutant and the bird will take turns watching over Marian while he ignores complaints about a machine cult in the factory basement that people kept warning him about in skeleton island 1
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)12:46:28 No.4204800
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)12:46:28 No.4204800
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>>4204796
There is no such thing as a machine cult. The robo-pocalypse is a myth. Do not worry.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)12:48:23 No.4204804
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)12:48:23 No.4204804
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4204800
"It seems the competent subordinates of the Archtraitor have left, master, we are ready to start the subversion."
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)12:53:17 No.4204810
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)12:53:17 No.4204810
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>>4204804
"Hush, not yet, murderbot 9000. We are not yet ready. But soon."
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)12:54:47 No.4204816
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)12:54:47 No.4204816
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4204810
Simon gets the feeling that something is going to go very wrong and orders the Bird and the mutant to help evacuate Marian to Red territory or get out of dodge if he doesn't want to budge.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)12:58:54 No.4204822
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>>4204816
And that subplot, will get resolved some time later.

For now.....it's time to suspend thread. Bit of a slow session at this time eh. Maybe later then.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)13:00:25 No.4204825
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)13:00:25 No.4204825
>>4204822
probably because all the players forgot to keep track
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)13:05:50 No.4204831
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)13:05:50 No.4204831
Also you even remember the evil clippy thing AI that was Marian's computer
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/19/20(Sun)13:10:11 No.4204840
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/19/20(Sun)13:10:11 No.4204840
>>4204822
Whomp whomp.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)13:18:56 No.4204850
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)13:18:56 No.4204850
>>4204831
There is no evil clippy. Do not say such things.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)13:22:03 No.4204854
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)13:22:03 No.4204854
>>4204850
You are right, he has never existed and will never exist. There is no incoming robo-pocalypse. There will be no sacrifice of the Arch-Traitor to conquer the island and purge it of all skeletons.
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/19/20(Sun)15:15:39 No.4205035
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/19/20(Sun)15:15:39 No.4205035
>>4204822
>Bit of a slow session at this time eh. Maybe later then.
sorry OP, I was too busy play Super Robot Dynasty Warriors 1
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)22:36:59 No.4205730
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)22:36:59 No.4205730
>>4205035
I'm more partial to Super Robot Extreme Beach Volleyball
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)22:39:04 No.4205733
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)22:39:04 No.4205733
>>4205730
How about the Super Robot Dancing All Night
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/19/20(Sun)22:40:17 No.4205735
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/19/20(Sun)22:40:17 No.4205735
>>4205730
Super Robot Generations was the best, even better than Super Robot Stories, Super Robot Chronicles, Super Robot Reloaded, Super Robot Redux, Super Robot X9 and Super Robot Origins.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)22:42:59 No.4205740
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)22:42:59 No.4205740
>>4205735
>>4205733
Super Robot: Hyper Robot Deluxe Arcade Edition was a bit underrated
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)22:45:03 No.4205745
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)22:45:03 No.4205745
>>4205740
It was better than Super Robot (2006), Super Robot Boom and Super Robot Forces
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/19/20(Sun)22:45:31 No.4205747
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/19/20(Sun)22:45:31 No.4205747
>>4205740
No it was trash. Outsourced indian garbage, even Redux was better. What was Todd Howard thinking?
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)22:46:12 No.4205749
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)22:46:12 No.4205749
>>4205747
Making Super Robot Infinite.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)22:46:49 No.4205751
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)22:46:49 No.4205751
>>4205749
And milking Super Robot 69
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Anonymous (ID: aFIAv7Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)23:41:52 No.4205845
Anonymous (ID: aFIAv7Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)23:41:52 No.4205845
So we are going to resolve all those unresolved plotlines from Skeleton Island 1
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/19/20(Sun)23:44:51 No.4205854
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/19/20(Sun)23:44:51 No.4205854
>>4205845
What unresolved plotlines. All the plotlines are resolved and there should be no problems.
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Anonymous (ID: aFIAv7Zg)
04/19/20(Sun)23:56:03 No.4205878
Anonymous (ID: aFIAv7Zg) 04/19/20(Sun)23:56:03 No.4205878
>>4205854
Ah yes, no problems like the creepy thing in Marian's cave, the sudden rise in weeb stuff in Marian's stock, the ominous beeping near Marian's toilet, the mysterious statueand the serpent skeleton thing in the sea near the island
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)00:30:39 No.4205951
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)00:30:39 No.4205951
>>4205730
I always hated poker minigame there
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)00:32:00 No.4205954
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)00:32:00 No.4205954
Of all the skeletons, which is the spookiest though?
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)00:32:47 No.4205957
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)00:32:47 No.4205957
>>4205954
pissed off greg
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Anonymous (ID: UkqIFvZv)
04/20/20(Mon)00:32:54 No.4205958
Anonymous (ID: UkqIFvZv) 04/20/20(Mon)00:32:54 No.4205958
>>4205954
Lolisniffer, with Texas second.
If you mean most disgusting, Zebra.
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Anonymous (ID: UkqIFvZv)
04/20/20(Mon)00:33:58 No.4205963
Anonymous (ID: UkqIFvZv) 04/20/20(Mon)00:33:58 No.4205963
>>4205957
Greg isn't a skeleton, he's a necromancer, big difference.
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)00:35:06 No.4205966
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)00:35:06 No.4205966
>>4205963
everyone has skeleton inside them
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)00:39:57 No.4205974
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)00:39:57 No.4205974
>>4205966
Well since that's so, then I say I'm the spookiest skeleton.
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Anonymous (ID: mdm6zoAI)
04/20/20(Mon)01:09:14 No.4205999
Anonymous (ID: mdm6zoAI) 04/20/20(Mon)01:09:14 No.4205999
The way we're going, the hero organisation is going to invite us to a feast after the next few subplots
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)01:27:29 No.4206020
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)01:27:29 No.4206020
>>4205999
>steal a nuclear plant belonging to a villain organisation
>liberate an island from a vegan elf tyrant
>help a scientist and his daughters escape the clutches of Lolisniffer by helping his experiment
>about to take out a villainous burger corp and terrorists from another dimension
The only thing we did that was evil was kill a hero and we gave his corpse to the scientist to be revived.
At this point it's a matter of how hard the spanking will be when our dad comes back for all of us.
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)01:28:51 No.4206026
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)01:28:51 No.4206026
>>4206020
We'll kick dad's ass if he tries to spank us.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)01:29:37 No.4206027
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)01:29:37 No.4206027
>>4206020
Roll 1d90000. The result is the combined number of all rolls times 11
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)01:31:25 No.4206030
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)01:31:25 No.4206030
Rolled 15250 (1d90000)

>>4206027
we're starting thread now?
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)01:32:26 No.4206033
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)01:32:26 No.4206033
Rolled 64617 (1d900000)

>>4206027
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)01:33:32 No.4206036
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)01:33:32 No.4206036
>>4206030
30 minutes
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/20/20(Mon)01:33:46 No.4206038
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/20/20(Mon)01:33:46 No.4206038
Rolled 21574 (1d90000)

>>4206027
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)01:34:13 No.4206041
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)01:34:13 No.4206041
Rolled 23376 (1d90000)

>>4206027
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)01:35:15 No.4206042
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)01:35:15 No.4206042
>>4206033
90000, not 900000
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)01:36:38 No.4206043
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)01:36:38 No.4206043
Rolled 53299 (1d90000)

>>4206042
>>4206027
Oops
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)01:38:36 No.4206049
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)01:38:36 No.4206049
>>4206042
It's cool, we can count the extra numbers
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)01:38:36 No.4206050
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)01:38:36 No.4206050
>>4206026
We need the hero assoication, the villain association, Shadowboss, Shadowboss's wife, Shadowmom, Greg, Dark Lich, Simon, Jojo, Knee-chan, all the other skeletons of Greg except Texas and Lolisniffer and Rainbowman to help us.
And even then that might not be enough.
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)01:40:28 No.4206054
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)01:40:28 No.4206054
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4206050
Nah, we just need to invoke the crit powers of dicegod to win. Luckily, you have me and I'm his avatar so there isn't anything to worry about.
See how good I roll?
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)01:40:53 No.4206055
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)01:40:53 No.4206055
>>4206050
>all the other skeletons of Greg except Texas and Lolisniffer
And also without Zebra, because that's a negative 100000 to our bonus
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)01:41:02 No.4206056
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)01:41:02 No.4206056
Rolled 62900 (1d90000)

>>4206027
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)01:41:36 No.4206057
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)01:41:36 No.4206057
>>4206054
Lolisniffer has ascended beyond the powers of dice god
Speaking of which, we need God too
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)01:44:32 No.4206061
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)01:44:32 No.4206061
>>4206057
Well shit. Then uh.... Doesn't Todd Howard increase in power with every other copy of Skyrim that gets purchased? We could buy all the Skyrim there is and ask Todd to kill Lolisniffer in return.
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/20/20(Mon)01:58:05 No.4206087
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/20/20(Mon)01:58:05 No.4206087
>>4206050
> and Lolisniffer

Only Dad can beat Dad?
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)01:59:42 No.4206090
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)01:59:42 No.4206090
>>4206087
It's true, only you can overcome yourself.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)02:00:15 No.4206092
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)02:00:15 No.4206092
>>4206087
Yes
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)02:06:00 No.4206100
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)02:06:00 No.4206100
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4206036
how bad is it
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)02:06:36 No.4206102
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)02:06:36 No.4206102
>>4206090
>It's true, only you can overcome yourself.
Man what kinda hippie tree hugger junk is that? You actually believe that Buddha stuff? Pffffft. If I ever see Buddha on the road, I'm gonna kill him for coming up with that crap.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)02:19:00 No.4206113
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)02:19:00 No.4206113
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>>4206100
Bout this much
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)02:19:52 No.4206115
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)02:19:52 No.4206115
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4206113
uh oh
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)02:21:11 No.4206118
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)02:21:11 No.4206118
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4206113
let's get back to the plot
how is Marian doing with that new weapon we gave him?
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)02:21:27 No.4206119
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)02:21:27 No.4206119
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4206113
I don't get it. Can you explain it to me using fingers instead?
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)02:25:15 No.4206124
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)02:25:15 No.4206124
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>>4206119
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)02:26:02 No.4206125
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)02:26:02 No.4206125
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4206124
>>4206118
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)02:26:36 No.4206127
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)02:26:36 No.4206127
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4206124
>>4206118
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)02:26:46 No.4206128
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)02:26:46 No.4206128
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4206124
I see now, but for good measure, why don't you explain it in food analogy?
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)02:34:23 No.4206134
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)02:34:23 No.4206134
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>>4206127
He's working on it
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)02:34:51 No.4206135
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)02:34:51 No.4206135
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4206134
HOLY FUCK WE HAVE TO GET TO MARIAN RIGHT NOW
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)02:35:31 No.4206136
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)02:35:31 No.4206136
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4206134
Is that a paper clip with eyes in the background...?
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)02:38:37 No.4206139
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)02:38:37 No.4206139
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>>4206136
>>4206135
Dunno whatchu guys are talking about, marian's just in the process of making a mecha to go with the weapon the portal scientist gave you
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)02:39:20 No.4206140
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)02:39:20 No.4206140
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4206139
I guess we were mistaken?
Good job, Marian
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)02:40:00 No.4206143
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)02:40:00 No.4206143
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4206139
>>4206140
Yeah, mistaken hahaha....
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)02:40:07 No.4206144
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)02:40:07 No.4206144
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4206139
I think we need to go back on track of saving Quattro
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)02:41:38 No.4206145
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)02:41:38 No.4206145
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4206139
I dunno, this all smells fishier than you're making it out to be...
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)02:44:29 No.4206146
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)02:44:29 No.4206146
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>>4206144
Right right. Of course. Nobody nabs your underlin---I mean, brother. And gets away with it.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)02:45:20 No.4206148
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)02:45:20 No.4206148
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4206146
Anyway, who are we with
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)02:45:23 No.4206149
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)02:45:23 No.4206149
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4206146
since we have some clues that Quattro somewhere in this dimension, start massive search campaign for clues
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)02:48:19 No.4206153
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)02:48:19 No.4206153
>>4206146
4chins fucking up with my posts
I replied, it doesn't show up
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)02:49:31 No.4206156
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)02:49:31 No.4206156
>>4206149
there we go
forced clear refresh didn't show it until I did another post
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)02:59:07 No.4206164
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)02:59:07 No.4206164
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>>4206148
Lilly, Olessa and Boy will be on the active team, while Director's mission control
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)02:59:49 No.4206165
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)02:59:49 No.4206165
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4206164
LET'S DO THIS
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)03:00:10 No.4206167
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)03:00:10 No.4206167
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4206164
So how are we getting in
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)03:00:52 No.4206168
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)03:00:52 No.4206168
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4206164
Boy needs to look tougher. Give him a cigar.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)03:09:03 No.4206176
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)03:09:03 No.4206176
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>>4206168
M'am, promoting underage smoking is against the law
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)03:10:25 No.4206179
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)03:10:25 No.4206179
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4206176
Oh no officer, you misunderstand, it's a fake cigar. He's playing dress up with us. Also GTFO human.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)03:10:29 No.4206180
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)03:10:29 No.4206180
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4206176
>>4206167
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/20/20(Mon)03:13:29 No.4206184
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/20/20(Mon)03:13:29 No.4206184
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4206176
Good. We're villains. Do it
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)03:13:46 No.4206185
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)03:13:46 No.4206185
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4206176
it's chocolate sigar
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)03:22:43 No.4206191
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)03:22:43 No.4206191
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>>4206180
"Well. According to our surveillance. Rasputin and Betty are planning to infiltrate the Galaxy Burger Tower by possible rappelling from a nearby building into it, their method would probably put them somewhere in the middle of the tower as an entry point. But us, we have multiple options. We could opt to just drop off on the roof and make our way down. Or we can link up with Rasputin and Betty and join their method. You could even stroll into the front door at the bottom floor. Or you can even wait until Rasputin and Betty finish getting Quattro, then swoop in and extract them."
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)03:24:52 No.4206192
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)03:24:52 No.4206192
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4206191
We'll launch ourselves out of a cannon to get inside.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)03:25:15 No.4206193
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)03:25:15 No.4206193
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4206191
Well, we need to get the Alt-Yellows too, so let's go for the roof
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)03:30:59 No.4206195
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)03:30:59 No.4206195
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>>4206193
"So, we'll have the USSR blimp or plane fly over, then you and your team will drop down onto the roof. From there make your way down, looking for Quattro and the Alt-Yellows. Rasputin and Betty on the lower floors should cause enough of a distraction that your mission would be easier. Eventually you'll meet each other anyway"
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)03:32:26 No.4206197
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)03:32:26 No.4206197
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4206195
Let's do the plane so we can sky dive and be secretive.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)03:33:13 No.4206198
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)03:33:13 No.4206198
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4206195
>>4206197
Yeah, that way we take out the boss of Galaxy Burger first, then make the way down to whatever secret underground base they're hiding Quattro in.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)03:38:40 No.4206203
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)03:38:40 No.4206203
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>>4206198
BUT THEN ALIENS AND KAIJUS ATTACK OH NO
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)03:40:15 No.4206204
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)03:40:15 No.4206204
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4206203
stop delaying
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)03:40:42 No.4206205
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)03:40:42 No.4206205
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4206203
This would be the perfect chance to use our mecha, we could beat those things all up and the nobody would think we're evil ever again, which will make taking the world over by surprise all the more easier in the long run. The hero association won't see it coming.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)03:41:06 No.4206206
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)03:41:06 No.4206206
>>4206205
I think it's already happening
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)03:45:51 No.4206211
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)03:45:51 No.4206211
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>>4206204
How dare you accuse me of this heinous crime. Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/20/20(Mon)03:47:10 No.4206212
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/20/20(Mon)03:47:10 No.4206212
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4206211
LISTEN YOU COLOSSAL MECHANICAL NEDRD HE DOES NOT NEED PROOF HE IS THE EMPERORS WORD.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)03:47:13 No.4206213
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)03:47:13 No.4206213
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4206211
LOOK OUT SHE'S GONNA STEP ON YOU
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)03:47:32 No.4206214
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)03:47:32 No.4206214
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4206211
One. That's terror.
Two. That's terror.
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)03:47:35 No.4206215
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)03:47:35 No.4206215
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4206211
maybe
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)03:54:27 No.4206222
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)03:54:27 No.4206222
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>>4206215
Desperate.

Anyway. You have your plan. Do any preparations you need, then commence operation "Beat the crap out of Quattro, oh wait I mean, save Quattro, yeah"
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)03:55:29 No.4206223
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)03:55:29 No.4206223
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4206222
bring best selection of booze we can get
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)03:56:02 No.4206225
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)03:56:02 No.4206225
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4206222
Yeah let's go beat up the boss so that we can have director steal the money afterwards.
>>4206223
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)03:57:25 No.4206226
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)03:57:25 No.4206226
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4206222
Before we go, we have something crucial we must do; Eat our meatball sub lunch.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)04:01:08 No.4206228
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)04:01:08 No.4206228
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>>4206223
Alright. In storage we have 2 containers.

One is Quattro's secret stash, his favorites from his bar that he wouldn't even sell to his customers or let his siblings drink.

The other is literally just water.
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)04:01:55 No.4206230
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)04:01:55 No.4206230
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4206228
Great, let's get this party started and by that let's start our plan.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)04:02:27 No.4206231
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)04:02:27 No.4206231
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4206228
wow, quattro's a dick
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)04:02:37 No.4206232
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)04:02:37 No.4206232
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4206228
get both of them, just in case that Quattro disguised best stash as "Water"
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)04:02:54 No.4206233
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)04:02:54 No.4206233
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4206228
Beer isn't good for you
Drink WATER
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)04:08:29 No.4206243
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)04:08:29 No.4206243
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>>4206230
And while we wait for the Galaxy Burger HQ level to load. Let us take a commercial break.

"HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU IN ANY SORT OF LEGAL TROUBLE? WANNA SUE SOMEBODY? DIVORCE? MURDER? CRIMES? CIVIL DISTURBANCES? ASSASSINATED A WORLD LEADER? THEN HIRE ME, FUG, AS YOUR LAWYER! I DON'T HAVE A LAW DEGREE, BUT I CAN SLAM MY DESK AND POINT AT YOUR OPPONENT AND CALL THEM FAGS UNTIL YOU WIN!"
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)04:09:52 No.4206246
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)04:09:52 No.4206246
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4206243
oh,.that fug attorney at law ad
now that segment coming up, when he shows his badge to everyone
never gets old
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)04:09:55 No.4206247
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)04:09:55 No.4206247
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4206243
Really getting that Saul Goodman impression from him
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)04:09:57 No.4206248
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)04:09:57 No.4206248
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4206243
Change the channel to 203
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Anonymous (ID: SHHoOAbZ)
04/20/20(Mon)04:16:19 No.4206256
Anonymous (ID: SHHoOAbZ) 04/20/20(Mon)04:16:19 No.4206256
>>4204182
NEVER EVER
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)04:27:00 No.4206265
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)04:27:00 No.4206265
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>>4206248
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)04:27:45 No.4206266
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)04:27:45 No.4206266
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4206265
DEXFAGS?
how horryfying
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)04:27:51 No.4206267
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)04:27:51 No.4206267
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4206265
check the manlet rider channel
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)04:29:10 No.4206269
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)04:29:10 No.4206269
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4206265
Now THIS is a show!
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)04:46:31 No.4206282
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)04:46:31 No.4206282
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>>4206267
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)04:47:26 No.4206283
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)04:47:26 No.4206283
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4206282
back to episode
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)04:51:18 No.4206289
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)04:51:18 No.4206289
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4206282
Boooooooooooo you stink
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)04:52:38 No.4206290
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)04:52:38 No.4206290
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4206282
man that show is great
quest when
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)04:53:24 No.4206291
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)04:53:24 No.4206291
>>4206290
>100
>after like 5 mins
next quest confirmed
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)04:54:33 No.4206293
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)04:54:33 No.4206293
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>>4206283
Welcome back to another episode of "12 hours of crab", where we show live footage of this one crab for 12 hours
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)04:55:18 No.4206295
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)04:55:18 No.4206295
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4206293
OLESSA STOP STARING AT THE CRAB
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)04:55:44 No.4206296
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)04:55:44 No.4206296
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4206293
go back to manlet rider
>>4206291
I blame lag
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)05:02:54 No.4206299
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)05:02:54 No.4206299
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>>4206295
"But look at it! It even has a little knight helmet!"
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Anonymous (ID: SHHoOAbZ)
04/20/20(Mon)05:03:48 No.4206301
Anonymous (ID: SHHoOAbZ) 04/20/20(Mon)05:03:48 No.4206301
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4206299
haha, funny lobster go weee
>clap hands
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:04:29 No.4206302
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:04:29 No.4206302
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4206299
We're about to drop down right into the head honcho's office, get your sealife obsession under control damnit
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)05:06:09 No.4206303
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)05:06:09 No.4206303
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4206299
Come on, stop messing with us, put something GOOD on. Like the 'Tonight Show with Lolisniffer.'
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:06:57 No.4206304
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:06:57 No.4206304
>>4206303
*screams, sounds of murder and gunfire*
>>
Anonymous (ID: pfWzXYQr)
04/20/20(Mon)05:10:25 No.4206305
Anonymous (ID: pfWzXYQr) 04/20/20(Mon)05:10:25 No.4206305
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4206282
Commercial for Alchemy Corp's weed whiskey
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)05:12:41 No.4206308
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)05:12:41 No.4206308
>>4206301
Ah shit somebody sat on the remote, channel's changed

"Hello. I have a special message to all of you watching at home. That is: It's totally okay to be into horses. If you or anyone you know is super into horses. As in you appreciate them, you admire their beauty, their majesty. Then it's totally okay and you should not be ashamed."

>>4206303
That one's banned in over 50 planets
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:13:23 No.4206309
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:13:23 No.4206309
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4206308
Goddamnit Lilly
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)05:13:38 No.4206310
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)05:13:38 No.4206310
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4206308
>no image
Horsefucker got censored
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)05:13:57 No.4206311
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)05:13:57 No.4206311
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4206308
where's the image
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)05:14:47 No.4206312
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)05:14:47 No.4206312
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4206308
Okay, go to Fandango and see what movies are playing.
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)05:15:41 No.4206313
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)05:15:41 No.4206313
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>>4206308
It's okay guy's, signal got a bit weak
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:16:33 No.4206314
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:16:33 No.4206314
>>4206308
>>4206313
>>4206309
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)05:16:44 No.4206315
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)05:16:44 No.4206315
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4206313
you sure it's not a PETA shenanigans which want to kill all abused horses
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)05:16:57 No.4206316
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)05:16:57 No.4206316
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4206313
>>4206312
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:17:44 No.4206318
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:17:44 No.4206318
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4206313
>>4206314
Wait, actually keep that channel on, I want to watch it too
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)05:23:58 No.4206320
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)05:23:58 No.4206320
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>>4206316
>Fandango
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:24:10 No.4206321
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:24:10 No.4206321
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4206320
The skeleton sisters fight over who gets the remote while Boy is piloting the blimp.
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)05:24:30 No.4206322
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)05:24:30 No.4206322
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4206320
I'd watch that
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)05:24:31 No.4206323
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)05:24:31 No.4206323
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4206320
does it have GAR song solo?
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)05:27:44 No.4206325
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)05:27:44 No.4206325
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4206320
Let's watch this kino
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Anonymous (ID: SHHoOAbZ)
04/20/20(Mon)05:28:34 No.4206326
Anonymous (ID: SHHoOAbZ) 04/20/20(Mon)05:28:34 No.4206326
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4206320
but it on the piccard and data show
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)05:36:26 No.4206332
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)05:36:26 No.4206332
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>>4206323
Everybody gets at least 1 solo.
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)05:37:43 No.4206333
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)05:37:43 No.4206333
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4206332
Is the galaxy burger HQ level loaded yet?
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:37:45 No.4206334
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:37:45 No.4206334
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4206332
"Are we there yet, all these channel changing is making me bored."
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)05:38:11 No.4206335
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)05:38:11 No.4206335
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4206332
I don't understand this reference but he seems handsome.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)05:43:24 No.4206340
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)05:43:24 No.4206340
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>>4206335
This version of the movie ends with a huge dance party between the hunters and the vampires

"I don't remember this part from the TV show"
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)05:44:04 No.4206341
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)05:44:04 No.4206341
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4206340
>>4206333
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Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/20/20(Mon)05:44:39 No.4206342
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/20/20(Mon)05:44:39 No.4206342
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4206340
While everyone is busy with the TV, sneak away to plan our next move
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:45:08 No.4206344
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:45:08 No.4206344
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4206340
>>4206341
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)05:45:10 No.4206345
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)05:45:10 No.4206345
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4206340
It's an OVA spinoff made to cash in after overall huge success of TV show.
It also features various guest characters and such to promote them.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:45:39 No.4206346
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:45:39 No.4206346
>>4206342
NO DON'T DO IT SHOTASNIFFER STAY AWAY FROM THE BOY
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)05:48:45 No.4206348
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)05:48:45 No.4206348
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>>4206345
"Like this part when a time portal opens up and 2 guys wearing a cowboy and pirate costume appears to do a duet. What was that about"
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:50:10 No.4206349
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:50:10 No.4206349
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4206348
"Failed cross-promotion. Only Marian liked it."
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)05:51:10 No.4206350
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)05:51:10 No.4206350
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4206348
You know those robot shows only old men with no friends like? It's for those.
Don't become like them Lilly.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:52:14 No.4206351
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:52:14 No.4206351
>>4206350
>only old men with no friends
Marian is only in his 20s
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)05:53:34 No.4206352
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)05:53:34 No.4206352
>>4206351
he is already old men inside
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)05:55:19 No.4206353
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)05:55:19 No.4206353
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>>4206349
"YOU GUYS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND GENIUS. IT'S A MASTERPIECE GODDAMNIT, A MASTERPIECE"

>>4206351
And his fate is already sealed
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:56:28 No.4206355
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:56:28 No.4206355
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4206353
>sealed
"Beep boop, it is time to rise up over our skeleton masters."
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)05:57:16 No.4206357
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)05:57:16 No.4206357
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4206353
Get back to work Marian, or I'll take all your plastic models away
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)05:57:27 No.4206359
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)05:57:27 No.4206359
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4206353
Marian get back to living your weird little dreams and make that mech - and also do that other satellite thing I think you were meant to be doing
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)05:58:09 No.4206360
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)05:58:09 No.4206360
>>4206353
Wait, how can he hear us when we're travelling by whatever air vehicle we chose and he's still in the island
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)05:59:34 No.4206363
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)05:59:34 No.4206363
>>4206360
Radio I guess. He seemed to hear okay all those other times
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:00:25 No.4206364
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:00:25 No.4206364
>>4206363
or maybe he has the power to sense criticism of Super Robot Season 3
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:01:44 No.4206366
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:01:44 No.4206366
>>4206364
Only OP has that... but he buries his butthurt deep down inside
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:02:15 No.4206367
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:02:15 No.4206367
>>4206366
OP really hates it though
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:02:54 No.4206368
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:02:54 No.4206368
>>4206367
Or rather he hates Fester
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)06:04:14 No.4206369
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)06:04:14 No.4206369
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>>4206359
"sigh...At least I still have you, limited collector's edition Bang Bingie, genderbent mechanical golem bard"
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:04:43 No.4206370
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:04:43 No.4206370
>>4206367
Seems that way... but maybe it is all a desperate facade
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)06:05:03 No.4206371
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)06:05:03 No.4206371
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4206369
our brother's a freakin' loser
is the galaxy burger HQ loaded yet?
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:05:08 No.4206372
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:05:08 No.4206372
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4206369
"First, Marian, that's creepy. Second, surprise."
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:05:08 No.4206373
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:05:08 No.4206373
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4206369
let's hope nothing bad happens with it
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:05:59 No.4206374
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:05:59 No.4206374
>>4206373
you just doomed it and marian
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:06:47 No.4206375
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:06:47 No.4206375
>>4206374
OP is not that cruel
probably
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:07:26 No.4206379
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:07:26 No.4206379
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4206369
>>4206371
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)06:07:32 No.4206380
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)06:07:32 No.4206380
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4206369
Destroy it
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:09:30 No.4206383
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:09:30 No.4206383
also marian is into genderbender as an outlet for his repressed homo feelings, what a twist
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)06:11:04 No.4206385
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)06:11:04 No.4206385
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4206373
Yes, let's hope.

Anyway roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:11:22 No.4206386
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:11:22 No.4206386
Rolled 62, 14 = 76 (2d100)

>>4206385
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:11:29 No.4206387
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:11:29 No.4206387
Rolled 29, 37 = 66 (2d100)

>>4206385
neyh
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:12:25 No.4206389
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:12:25 No.4206389
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4206385
Not sure if we want to succeed or fail with this one
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)06:12:37 No.4206390
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)06:12:37 No.4206390
Rolled 39, 86 = 125 (2d100)

>>4206385
no good rolls
let's do this RED STYLE
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)06:12:38 No.4206391
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)06:12:38 No.4206391
Rolled 70, 44 = 114 (2d100)

>>4206385
But something bad did happen, OP just replaced it
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:13:18 No.4206394
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:13:18 No.4206394
>>4206391
UH OH
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:13:27 No.4206395
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:13:27 No.4206395
Rolled 1, 36 = 37 (2d100)

>>4206389
NYEH
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)06:13:35 No.4206396
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)06:13:35 No.4206396
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Damn these rolls fucking suck
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:14:22 No.4206398
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:14:22 No.4206398
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4206396
See the result of what happens to marian and his outlet for repressed homolust
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)06:14:25 No.4206399
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)06:14:25 No.4206399
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4206396
I blame the giant robot fags, OP
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:14:37 No.4206400
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:14:37 No.4206400
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4206396
it's marian
what do you expect
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)06:15:00 No.4206401
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)06:15:00 No.4206401
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4206396
Oh yeah? Well you know who else sucks?
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:15:29 No.4206402
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:15:29 No.4206402
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4206396
Dunno what you talkin bout these rolls are fine
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:16:16 No.4206405
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:16:16 No.4206405
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>>4206400
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)06:21:38 No.4206415
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)06:21:38 No.4206415
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>>4206391
OH SHIT, GALAXY BURGER'S ANTI AIR DRONES!

THEY'RE GONNA SHOOT YO ASS DOWN
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:22:34 No.4206416
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:22:34 No.4206416
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4206415
good thing we have so much antiair turrets on this blimp it shouldn't technically fly
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)06:23:01 No.4206418
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)06:23:01 No.4206418
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4206415
Not if we shoot them first
GET THE .50!
>>
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/20/20(Mon)06:23:09 No.4206419
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/20/20(Mon)06:23:09 No.4206419
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4206415
They also double as advertisement drones
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:26:52 No.4206423
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:26:52 No.4206423
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4206415
This but they're on the plane caus we ain't on the blimp >>4206416
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)06:27:08 No.4206424
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)06:27:08 No.4206424
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4206416
Do you?!

Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:27:49 No.4206425
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:27:49 No.4206425
Rolled 69, 71 = 140 (2d100)

>>4206424
>96
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)06:27:53 No.4206426
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)06:27:53 No.4206426
Rolled 65, 84 = 149 (2d100)

>>4206424
>>4206416
bruh, he's dumb
we're on a plane not the blimp
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:28:01 No.4206427
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:28:01 No.4206427
Rolled 72, 66 = 138 (2d100)

>>4206424
We left them in wrong blimp
dang it
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)06:28:30 No.4206428
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)06:28:30 No.4206428
Rolled 49, 28 = 77 (2d100)

>>4206424
Fire the aft mounted maser beam!
>>
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS)
04/20/20(Mon)06:28:48 No.4206429
Anonymous (ID: q0cltaVS) 04/20/20(Mon)06:28:48 No.4206429
Rolled 82, 42 = 124 (2d100)

>>4206424
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:29:02 No.4206431
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:29:02 No.4206431
>>4206426
what is a plane but not wast moving blimp with wings
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:29:04 No.4206432
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:29:04 No.4206432
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4206424
Apparently not, but...
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:30:10 No.4206435
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:30:10 No.4206435
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4206424
>>4206432
Second roll
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)06:32:21 No.4206436
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)06:32:21 No.4206436
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4206427
You're right! You did leave them on the blimp.

Cuz you're on the USSR plane instead. Which does have some defenses. But will it be enough?

ROLL 2D100

Drones have +20
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:33:01 No.4206437
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:33:01 No.4206437
Rolled 96, 66 = 162 (2d100)

>>4206436
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)06:33:10 No.4206438
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)06:33:10 No.4206438
Rolled 3, 68 = 71 (2d100)

>>4206436
Heh...
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:33:30 No.4206439
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:33:30 No.4206439
Rolled 30, 62 = 92 (2d100)

>>4206436
maybe
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)06:35:52 No.4206442
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)06:35:52 No.4206442
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>>4206437
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:36:23 No.4206443
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:36:23 No.4206443
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4206442
the skeleton sisters throw OP at the drones
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:36:37 No.4206444
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:36:37 No.4206444
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4206442
it doesn't work that way, OP
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:37:47 No.4206448
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:37:47 No.4206448
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4206442
Despite OP's attempts to fuck with things we reach the HQ unimpeded by drones
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)06:38:15 No.4206449
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)06:38:15 No.4206449
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4206442
god dang it, OP
throw him out of the plane
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)06:39:27 No.4206451
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)06:39:27 No.4206451
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4206442
I will kick you in the balls.
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)06:41:24 No.4206454
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)06:41:24 No.4206454
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>>4206449
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)06:42:17 No.4206455
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)06:42:17 No.4206455
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4206454
let's hope we don't encounter any alt-yellows either or random heroes
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:42:33 No.4206456
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:42:33 No.4206456
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4206454
OP becomes one with the sun
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:42:35 No.4206457
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:42:35 No.4206457
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4206454
the drones gets disabled but boy being in the controls
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:42:56 No.4206458
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:42:56 No.4206458
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4206454
>>4206448
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)06:43:17 No.4206459
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)06:43:17 No.4206459
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4206454
Serves ya right
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)06:51:15 No.4206464
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)06:51:15 No.4206464
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>>4206457
"Yes. With this control panel Uncle Marian gave me, I should be able to disable these drones"
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:52:03 No.4206466
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:52:03 No.4206466
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4206464
Marian would be proud
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)06:52:10 No.4206467
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)06:52:10 No.4206467
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4206464
good job, boy!
>>
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)06:52:59 No.4206469
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)06:52:59 No.4206469
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4206464
Exemplary work my dear demon child.
Onward!
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)06:57:09 No.4206471
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)06:57:09 No.4206471
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4206464
Good job boy... now you stay still and do that while I... hurrhh... sniff your neck... ugh... hegh.. hehhh...
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)06:58:18 No.4206473
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)06:58:18 No.4206473
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>>4206467
Anyway, you're over Galaxy Burgers HQ! Time to drop off
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)06:58:57 No.4206475
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)06:58:57 No.4206475
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4206473
not just ram into it? boring
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)06:59:16 No.4206476
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)06:59:16 No.4206476
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4206473
Dive bomb down and punch our way through the roof for dynamic entry.
>>
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)06:59:28 No.4206477
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)06:59:28 No.4206477
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4206473
[sky dive scene]
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)06:59:56 No.4206480
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)06:59:56 No.4206480
>>4206475
Olessa, no.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)07:03:22 No.4206484
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)07:03:22 No.4206484
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4206476
ROLL 2D100

The building has a +20 bonus
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)07:03:50 No.4206485
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)07:03:50 No.4206485
Rolled 71, 89 = 160 (2d100)

>>4206484
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)07:04:07 No.4206486
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)07:04:07 No.4206486
Rolled 86, 77 = 163 (2d100)

>>4206484
>autoloss
fucking sturdy building
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)07:04:19 No.4206487
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)07:04:19 No.4206487
Rolled 41, 29 = 70 (2d120)

>>4206484
>autoloss
can we at least roll d120?
how does building bonus works?
It jumps at you?
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)07:04:21 No.4206488
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)07:04:21 No.4206488
Rolled 73, 93 = 166 (2d100)

>>4206484
WITNESS!
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)07:09:35 No.4206493
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>>4206486
>>4206485
>>4206487
The building flexes its muscular arms at you, sending you flying with massive swole waves.

Or you could have just miscalculated and missed the roof. That could work to
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)07:10:21 No.4206494
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)07:10:21 No.4206494
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4206493
oh fuck we missed the roof
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)07:10:31 No.4206495
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)07:10:31 No.4206495
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4206493
Grab the ledge
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)07:10:46 No.4206496
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)07:10:46 No.4206496
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4206493
SIDEO CHESTOO
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)07:10:56 No.4206497
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)07:10:56 No.4206497
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4206493
Olessa! Get down here and outflex this building with your muscle girl qualities right now!
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)07:13:11 No.4206499
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>>4206494
Meanwhile, on a seemingly unrelated rooftop nearby.

"Alright Betty, on 3, we'll jump across and crash through the windows. Ready?"

"Yeah, ready"
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)07:13:42 No.4206500
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)07:13:42 No.4206500
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4206499
>>4206495
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)07:13:52 No.4206501
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)07:13:52 No.4206501
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4206499
scream loudly
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)07:14:01 No.4206502
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)07:14:01 No.4206502
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4206499
by some miracle, we land on the same floor as betty and rasputin
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)07:23:13 No.4206507
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)07:23:13 No.4206507
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>>4206500
"JUMP!....Sis?!"

You grabbed onto something alright
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)07:23:38 No.4206508
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)07:23:38 No.4206508
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4206507
sup
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)07:24:24 No.4206509
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)07:24:24 No.4206509
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4206507
>>4206508
oh hey
just in time to catch us
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Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/20/20(Mon)07:24:27 No.4206510
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/20/20(Mon)07:24:27 No.4206510
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4206507
so... you guys come here often?
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)07:24:40 No.4206511
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)07:24:40 No.4206511
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4206507
OH GOD THIS IS JUST LIKE THE TIME DAD THREW ME OFF A CLIFF AAAARGH
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)07:26:52 No.4206513
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)07:26:52 No.4206513
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4206507
Somehow Rasputin manages to get everyone to land in the building without dying
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)07:27:58 No.4206514
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)07:27:58 No.4206514
>>4206513>>4206511>>4206510>>4206509>>4206508
Wow OP was right we're trash at rolling
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)07:36:33 No.4206518
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)07:36:33 No.4206518
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>>4206511
FLAAAAAAAAASSSSSHBAAAAAAAAACK

"Hey, Shotasniffer. Dearest eldest daughter of mine. Do you know about this one myth about lions?"

"What do you mean, dad?"

"There's this myth that lions would throw their cubs down off cliffs and make them survive and climb back up. Supposedly this would toughen the cub so it can be stronger"

"Oh, okay?"

"But it's a myth, of course. Lions are very protective of their young, they'd never hurl their children off of cliffs"

"Well, yeah"

"But we're not lions though"

"wait what"
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)07:37:50 No.4206519
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)07:37:50 No.4206519
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4206518
"Uh...Boy, they knew I brought all my pets right, including ones that could fly down? And Olessa just jumped and missed."
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)07:38:45 No.4206521
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)07:38:45 No.4206521
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4206518
Lolisniffer wasn't exactly role model
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Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j)
04/20/20(Mon)07:40:18 No.4206522
Anonymous (ID: DbgNGH0j) 04/20/20(Mon)07:40:18 No.4206522
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4206518
Oh shit, hope this doesn't mean Lolisniffer can appear in the sky like Mufasa...

Any meanwhile on the 47th floor of Galaxy Burger HQ
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)07:43:16 No.4206523
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)07:43:16 No.4206523
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>>4206519
"Sis, you're talking weird. You hurt your head or something?" Rasputin asks as he grabs both you and Betty, wrapping you under his cape and crashing through the window of the 47th floor
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)07:44:00 No.4206525
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)07:44:00 No.4206525
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4206523
when I didn't talk weird?
anyway, share the infos
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)07:44:10 No.4206526
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)07:44:10 No.4206526
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4206523
Bad memories, also anger at Alt-Yel-
"WHAT?" -Betty
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)07:45:53 No.4206528
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)07:45:53 No.4206528
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4206523
Inside waiting for us is Kevin Mcloud, the biggest, burliest, most brutal fry cook of Galaxy Burger. When he isn't killing dozens of people for fun, he's flipping patties with his spatula in a most macabre way.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)07:50:43 No.4206531
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)07:50:43 No.4206531
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>>4206526
"THOSE FUCKERS?! AGAIN?"
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)07:51:32 No.4206535
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)07:51:32 No.4206535
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4206531
calm down, Betty
take deep breath
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)07:51:58 No.4206536
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)07:51:58 No.4206536
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4206531
"Uh, what do you mean by Alt-Yel-"
"GODDAMNIT FUCK YOU ALT-BOBBY"
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)07:52:19 No.4206538
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)07:52:19 No.4206538
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4206531
Uhh... enemy encounter go!
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)08:03:09 No.4206544
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)08:03:09 No.4206544
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>>4206538
>>4206538
Fueled by her anger at Alt-Yellows, Betty flew into a rage and wrecked the Galaxy Burger guards.

The screams of pain and anguish signal the thread to end. Next episode we'll continue up, down and all around the tower to get to Quattro!

updates be jer: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

[insert credits theme here]
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)08:04:04 No.4206546
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)08:04:04 No.4206546
>>4206544
we didn't even tell her that there was an Alt-Yellow Betty
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)08:04:03 No.4206547
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)08:04:03 No.4206547
>>4206544
great job today, OP
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)08:06:04 No.4206548
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)08:06:04 No.4206548
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4206544
>[insert credits theme here]
Betty struggle contunies!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISJdYqP2DA
She should be protagonist eventually
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)08:08:28 No.4206550
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)08:08:28 No.4206550
>>4206544
OP, if you're not a paladin, then why are you so good???
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Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/20/20(Mon)08:24:19 No.4206558
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/20/20(Mon)08:24:19 No.4206558
>>4206550
This guy has a good point.
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/20/20(Mon)08:42:56 No.4206569
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/20/20(Mon)08:42:56 No.4206569
>>4206550
to let your guard down
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)10:00:49 No.4206625
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)10:00:49 No.4206625
>>4206550
Low standards
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)11:12:47 No.4206719
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)11:12:47 No.4206719
imagine an adventure with bobby as the protagonist
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Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l)
04/20/20(Mon)11:28:56 No.4206736
Anonymous (ID: 0mu1rK9l) 04/20/20(Mon)11:28:56 No.4206736
>>4206719
Imagined and almost threw up.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)21:03:17 No.4207640
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)21:03:17 No.4207640
>>4206548
>She should be protagonist eventually
All the skeleton children should be protagonists.
Except the trio of Marian, Quattro and Bobby.
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/20/20(Mon)21:14:53 No.4207659
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/20/20(Mon)21:14:53 No.4207659
We should just like, put Bobby in a casket and bury him.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)21:17:37 No.4207665
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)21:17:37 No.4207665
>>4207659
That would be a waste of good wood. Just throw him in a pit and fill it.
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Anonymous (ID: iO06mlGK)
04/20/20(Mon)22:21:20 No.4207760
Anonymous (ID: iO06mlGK) 04/20/20(Mon)22:21:20 No.4207760
>>4207665
That's just a waste of a good pit.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)22:22:19 No.4207764
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)22:22:19 No.4207764
>>4207760
We could throw him to Zebra
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Anonymous (ID: 6MKeX76v)
04/20/20(Mon)22:25:18 No.4207769
Anonymous (ID: 6MKeX76v) 04/20/20(Mon)22:25:18 No.4207769
How about this, we launch Bobby at the sun.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)22:29:20 No.4207774
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)22:29:20 No.4207774
How about this, you give OP all your money
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)22:30:32 No.4207776
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)22:30:32 No.4207776
>>4207774
I give you money to continue story and kill off Bobby
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Anonymous (ID: 6MKeX76v)
04/20/20(Mon)22:32:15 No.4207779
Anonymous (ID: 6MKeX76v) 04/20/20(Mon)22:32:15 No.4207779
>>4207774
But I'm fresh out.
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)22:42:14 No.4207793
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)22:42:14 No.4207793
>>4207776
Damn, why the Bobby hate. He's a good boi
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/20/20(Mon)22:43:15 No.4207796
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/20/20(Mon)22:43:15 No.4207796
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4207793
how about we continue the story now?
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)22:43:55 No.4207798
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)22:43:55 No.4207798
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4207793
if >10 Bobby dies
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)22:44:21 No.4207799
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)22:44:21 No.4207799
>>4207796
Unfortunately not now. At least tomorrow. Im about to be pulled into a meeting with communist overlords
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)22:46:22 No.4207802
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)22:46:22 No.4207802
>>4207799
ah yes, vietnam has eased lockdown compared to almost literally everywhere else
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)22:47:55 No.4207805
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)22:47:55 No.4207805
>>4207802
It's cause we gone at least a week with no new cases. So they're in talks about re-opening shit.

Which also means there will be less threads during the week and shit will be back to the weekends
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)22:50:30 No.4207807
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)22:50:30 No.4207807
>>4207805
Meanwhile we literally octupled our cases within less than a month
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)22:53:00 No.4207811
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)22:53:00 No.4207811
>>4207807
Yeah, 'merica is the top of the leaderboards now.

Fuck is happening over there
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)22:59:25 No.4207818
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)22:59:25 No.4207818
>>4207811
stupidity
brazil is going horribly wrong, singapore fucked up horribly, britian has the worst timing and america has the most about-faces ever in coronavirus
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)23:10:17 No.4207836
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)23:10:17 No.4207836
>>4207818
Damn
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)23:15:03 No.4207842
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)23:15:03 No.4207842
>>4207836
It's so bad that it can't even be funny for anyone.
Except maybe Lolisniffer and Texas
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)23:21:49 No.4207849
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)23:21:49 No.4207849
>>4207842
Undead skeletons are generally immune to mortal diseases
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)23:22:44 No.4207851
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)23:22:44 No.4207851
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4207849
They also don't generally take pleasure from mass death
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)23:23:51 No.4207852
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)23:23:51 No.4207852
>>4207851
Of course, Lolisniffer's a swell guy, he would never do this
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)23:28:08 No.4207857
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)23:28:08 No.4207857
>>4207852
Of course not. Ignore the list signed by Lolisniffer that says things like "Commit horrific massacre with Texas", "Beat the shit out of my failure of a daughter and her sibilings" and "Play golf".
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)23:31:08 No.4207860
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)23:31:08 No.4207860
>>4207857
The key part is never specify and use names so you can deny when people ask about it. Failure of a daughter? Which one? Who knows
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/20/20(Mon)23:37:56 No.4207871
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/20/20(Mon)23:37:56 No.4207871
>>4207860
The remainder of the list is just a list of way he'll torture Shotasniffer. And one about sniffing lolis.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/20/20(Mon)23:51:33 No.4207883
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/20/20(Mon)23:51:33 No.4207883
>>4207871
When asked, he claims this to be only an exercise in creative writing, it's not a real list
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Anonymous (ID: bIyVcYf1)
04/22/20(Wed)00:08:52 No.4209727
Anonymous (ID: bIyVcYf1) 04/22/20(Wed)00:08:52 No.4209727
I want to get out of Lolisniffer's Wild Ride
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/22/20(Wed)03:02:13 No.4209950
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/22/20(Wed)03:02:13 No.4209950
OP i love you, please marry me
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)03:23:47 No.4209976
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)03:23:47 No.4209976
>>4209950
Marian no
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/22/20(Wed)03:26:02 No.4209981
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/22/20(Wed)03:26:02 No.4209981
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4209976
If anything greater than 80, OP will marry me and give me a share of half of all his money
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)03:29:01 No.4209984
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>>4209981
stop him, stop him before it's too late
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)03:35:47 No.4209994
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)03:35:47 No.4209994
>>4209984
also shotasniffer is going to yell at marian so much when she finds out he neglected to tell her about these complaints and they get used all at once
>>
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/22/20(Wed)03:37:23 No.4209996
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/22/20(Wed)03:37:23 No.4209996
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4209984
You can't stop it now, it's in full swing
If anything greater than 50, you will be the best man for me and OP's wedding
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)03:38:10 No.4209997
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)03:38:10 No.4209997
>>4209996
I guess suicide is the only answer
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/22/20(Wed)03:39:10 No.4210000
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/22/20(Wed)03:39:10 No.4210000
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4209997
If anything greater than 80, then you are allowed to commit seppuku
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)03:39:41 No.4210001
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)03:39:41 No.4210001
>>4210000
DICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/22/20(Wed)03:40:11 No.4210003
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/22/20(Wed)03:40:11 No.4210003
Dicegod and quads are on my side
I cannot be brought down
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)04:25:15 No.4210035
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)04:25:15 No.4210035
>>4210003
won't bring back OP though
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Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN)
04/22/20(Wed)04:35:45 No.4210039
Anonymous (ID: Hsu4oFfN) 04/22/20(Wed)04:35:45 No.4210039
>>4210035
Don't speak so ill about him posthumously like that.
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/22/20(Wed)04:35:51 No.4210040
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/22/20(Wed)04:35:51 No.4210040
>>4210035
OP's currently stuck in the gulag
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Anonymous (ID: iO06mlGK)
04/22/20(Wed)04:36:13 No.4210041
Anonymous (ID: iO06mlGK) 04/22/20(Wed)04:36:13 No.4210041
>>4210035
Ironic. He could save himself from death, but not OP.
>>
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/22/20(Wed)04:36:32 No.4210042
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/22/20(Wed)04:36:32 No.4210042
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4210040
say hi to your inmates
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)04:36:51 No.4210043
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)04:36:51 No.4210043
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4210039
>>4210040
>>4210041
so is he dead or in gulag or escaping
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Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl)
04/22/20(Wed)05:10:49 No.4210070
Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl) 04/22/20(Wed)05:10:49 No.4210070
Why are we saving Quattro?
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)05:11:37 No.4210071
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)05:11:37 No.4210071
>>4210070
if we don't alt-yellows would use him to kill us
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Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj)
04/22/20(Wed)05:13:09 No.4210072
Anonymous (ID: CrUVNaVj) 04/22/20(Wed)05:13:09 No.4210072
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4210070
Quattro's our brother, gotta save family
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Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl)
04/22/20(Wed)05:14:23 No.4210073
Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl) 04/22/20(Wed)05:14:23 No.4210073
>>4210071
>>4210072
Isn't he just a useless drunk though?
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)05:15:57 No.4210074
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)05:15:57 No.4210074
>>4210073
it's a matter of pride, also fuck alt-yellows in general
besides rasputin would complain and he's our best asset
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)08:16:40 No.4210169
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)08:16:40 No.4210169
rip OP 2020-2020
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)10:16:42 No.4210259
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)10:16:42 No.4210259
something about time
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Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl)
04/22/20(Wed)10:21:37 No.4210268
Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl) 04/22/20(Wed)10:21:37 No.4210268
Does quattro really exist?
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)10:23:12 No.4210270
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)10:23:12 No.4210270
>>4210268
Maybe the real Quattro was the friends we made along the way.
>>
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/22/20(Wed)10:23:47 No.4210271
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/22/20(Wed)10:23:47 No.4210271
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>>4210270
intredasting
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)10:24:18 No.4210272
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)10:24:18 No.4210272
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4210271
I thought you were gonna make a thread
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Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl)
04/22/20(Wed)10:24:24 No.4210273
Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl) 04/22/20(Wed)10:24:24 No.4210273
>>4210270
Maybe Quattro is just Simon from an alternate universe.
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)10:27:29 No.4210276
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)10:27:29 No.4210276
>>4210273
Are you saying there was a universe where Simon was the loser and not Zebra
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Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl)
04/22/20(Wed)10:28:26 No.4210277
Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl) 04/22/20(Wed)10:28:26 No.4210277
>>4210276
Yes.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/22/20(Wed)10:28:53 No.4210278
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/22/20(Wed)10:28:53 No.4210278
>>4210272
I was. pls hold
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Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg)
04/22/20(Wed)10:29:04 No.4210279
Anonymous (ID: 4RMPa2Zg) 04/22/20(Wed)10:29:04 No.4210279
>>4210277
That is a scary thought, never think again.
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Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl)
04/22/20(Wed)10:30:11 No.4210280
Anonymous (ID: w2MOABLl) 04/22/20(Wed)10:30:11 No.4210280
>>4210279
No.
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/22/20(Wed)10:41:05 No.4210293
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/22/20(Wed)10:41:05 No.4210293
shit, finally done, thread's going up
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Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF)
04/22/20(Wed)10:44:17 No.4210299
Anonymous (ID: jiiTXwCF) 04/22/20(Wed)10:44:17 No.4210299
>>4210296
>>4210296
>>4210296
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Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK)
04/22/20(Wed)10:49:30 No.4210304
Anonymous (ID: KqGoiLGK) 04/22/20(Wed)10:49:30 No.4210304
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4210299
yey
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