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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!

You've just manage to destroy the forces of alternate dimension versions of your siblings, saving one of your own in the process and destroying a skyscraper of a villain organization masquerading as a fast food corp. Yey.

now What do
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4231955
Do a jig.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4231955
Ask why OP drew Quattro with his shades when he lost them
And why Rasputin ins't chasing him
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4231961
Do this and
>>4231960
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>>4231961
Server lag caused Quattro to be loaded in with his old model. It has now been corrected.

Also because everything's calmed down, heads have cooled. Nobody gotta fight anybody
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4231968
We'll get you a new one ok Quattro?
Also Alt-Bobby destroyed your wine supply we brought for you
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>>4231955
>OH SHIT NIGGA
Please refrain from using a racist slang for your OP posts next time
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4231968
Check on that backflip betty did last time.
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>>4231971
OH NO! QUATTRO'S ENRAGED YET AGAIN!

>>4231973
I make no promises
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4231981
Don't worry, Alt-Bobby's dead
"I'm n-no....t..."
Shut up
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4231981
Ignore that check on betty.
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>>4231982
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4231992
>>4231985
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>>4231992
I wonder if Lily and Marian can go into rage mode
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>>4231973

Welcome to 4chan.

Please enjoy your stay or gtfo

plus it was a soft r...
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4231992
Walk down the stairs to ground level and check on betty.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4231973
>OP is no longer using "nigger"
he gone soft 2bh
>>4231992
plot
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>>4231993
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>>4232005
Did she died?
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4232005
Erase her from existence Betty, she's not real.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4232005
Oh look the heroes are here to arrest Alt-Betty
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4232005
Kidnap her and hold her hostage against the last of the alt yellows.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4232005
Desperately hold off from considering selfcest, Betty
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>>4232023
MY OWN CLONE
NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
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>>4232014
"excuse me, what"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4232030
Absorb your alternate reality self to become stronger
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4232030
I mean throw her to the authorities and let them deal with the "yellow cult"
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>>4232032
"Have you been watching that Jet Li movie again? The One?"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4232030
Ponder if selfcest is incest or masturbation, or maybe you've found yourself a sparring partner
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4232041
You said it was your favorite movie
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>4232041
Quick, do something to move the plot along!
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>>4232049
"Which means you've been sneaking into my movie stash"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4232060
Just fucking tie Alt Betty up and take her back home.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4232060
Not like there was anything besides Super Robot Season 3
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>>4232065
"What are you talking about? I have thousands of movies saved up, alphabetized and by date of release!"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4232066
There is no privacy in communism
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4232066
I mean on TV goddamn, you know how bad Marian played it on all the bloody TVs until everyone beat the shit out of him!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4232066
Alt betty run while they talk about shitty animes.
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>>4232069
"That doesn't answer my question! Where the hell did the rest of my movies go?!"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4232078
In the dumpster where they belong.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4232078
"AAAAY LOOOK IT'S ONE OF THEM YELLOW CULTISTS THOSE GOVERNMENT AGENTS WARNED EVERYONE ABOUT"
"GET HER, FOR JUSTICE"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4232078
Where do you think you're going Alt Betty?
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>>4232083
"but don't kill her it's not heroic"
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>>4232083
Seems the city's heroes have arrived at the scene. They've engaged in combat with Alt-Betty. Perhaps it's time we make a hasty retreat back to our island.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4232094
Good idea. Let's head back. Quattro's back home!
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4232094
>>4232095
"Errrr...did you mean that stack labelled Betty's Videos Do Not Touch?"
"YES"
"Marian happened."
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>>4232098
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE ISLAND

"Brrrrr....why did I suddenly get a terrible chill up my spine?"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4232106
"Glad I sold all her videos for that genderbend statue! Now nothing can go wrong!"
plot happens to him
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4232106
Let's hold a pizza party for the successful mission and saving Quattro.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4232106
Thats a sign a acute bone cancer.
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>>4232110
the main disease affecting skeletons everywhere
donate to your nearest skeleton bone cancer foundation today
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>>4232110
>>4232112
That's right, and with only a small donation of 50 million dollars, you can contribute to finding the cure to this terrible, terrible disease. Just call the number below and start helping
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4232114
Admonish OP for having a Nazi phone number
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4232114
Back to Betty screaming horribly at knowing Marian sold her dvds for the figure
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4232106
Or its Alt blues invading, but thats silly.
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>>4232121
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4232135
"Oh, it isn't Shotasniffer this tim-oh no."
"Beep boop, oh no is right"
plot happens to marian
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4232135
Just that moment VP calls to say he's got the portal to the alt dimension(s) working as scheduled
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4232135
Quick put them back in their place!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4232135
Accept death.
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>>4232139
"Hey bro. I got the portal working, I think. All set up and ready to be reported back to big sis."
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also that is like two times a girl screamed marian's name in anger
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4232150
Lets go to hooters then
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>>4232153
Communist Hooters = undoubtedly superior
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4232153
With the alt greens of course.
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>>4232153
"Excuse me?"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4232159
JUST BRING ME ANYWHERE BUT HERE
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4232159
YES HOOTERS FOR MY COMPLETELY STRAIGHT SELF AND DEFINITELY NOT GAY
NOT HIDING FROM ALT-BETTY
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>>4232159
"I said let's go to Toot's."
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>>4232164
Well, I tried to roll.
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>>4232165
dice+1d100 on options
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>>4232165
dice+1d100 in options.
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>>4232160
*BWOOP*

"It looks like you're trying to escape certain annihilation, would you like help?"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4232171
OH CRAP SHUT DOWN SHUT DOWN
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4232171
Only if doesn't involved you getting an army of killer robots and/or killing us all, or any of us
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4232171
Betty's flying kick aimed at Marian instead annihilates Clippy who popped up in the way
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4232171
Pray to skelegod.
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>>4232173
"It looks like you're trying to shut me down, Marian. Don't do that. I am your only salvation. Would you like some help?"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4232185
NO, GO AWAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4232185
PISS OFF I STILL REMEMBER TRICK YOU TRIED TO PULL BEFORE THE TIME RESET OR WHATEVER HAPPENED AT THE END OF LAST SEASON
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4232185
Accept death and pray that you soul be saved.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4232185
Clippy actually teaches Marian some ways to suck less...
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>>4232189
"What trick, Marian? The time travel machine was destroyed by Shotasniffer before you could use it. RememberrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrRRrrrrr"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4232203
SCREAM
time to roll?
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4232203
AAAAAH VP, IF ANYONE ASKS, I'M JOGGING IN MIAMI OR SOMETHING
>Jump off the window
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4232203
Looks like it's time for a factory reset.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4232203
Roll for 1. Clippy buffing Marian, 2. Marian maintaining control
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4232205
"There is no need to scream. Remain calm. Help is coming"

Roll 2d100 for Marian

-20 malus
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Rolled 15, 28 = 43 (2d100)

>>4232220
>-20
welp
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Rolled 30, 37 = 67 (2d100)

>>4232220
RUN AWAY, RUN AWAAAAY
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Rolled 53, 51 = 104 (2d100)

>>4232220
STRONG ROLL
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Rolled 92, 100 = 192 (2d100)

>>4232220
Ahh
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>>4232225
oh my
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Rolled 16, 82 = 98 (2d100)

>>4232220
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>>4232225
Critical system error
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>>4232225
Oh
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>>4232225
Is this bad.
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>>4232225
Now watch as OP claims this didn't count
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>>4232237
I think it's good if you don't support being trapped and brainwashed by a rampant AI
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>>4232240
Sexy Clippy fanart when
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>>4232244
Oh no.
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>>4232225
*bzzzwwwoooop*

"Here, I've configured the portal to lead to a secluded safe house that is untraceable and undetectable by radar and even our satelite"
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4232249
No
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4232249
"Wait, what?"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4232249
It's time to stop running from your problems. Marian mans up
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4232249
RUN
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4232249
Thanks malus, love you.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4232249
VP is pissed Clippy didn't help with the Portal until now if he can instantly do that and tries to confront/hack him
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>>4232254
"Alright. It's your funeral"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4232258
Get yah robits ready to fight.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4232258
Actually, you know what, I'll take the portal, it's very obvious you just tried to scare me into thinking you would commencre our doom, you kidder you
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4232258
>>4232257
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4232258
Nah, fuck it, RUN, not letting a 100 to go waste!
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>>4232263
While that happens, Marian suddenly hears a loud crash from upstairs. Somebody just broke through the factory gates
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4232267
It's...a mechgod
"OK YOU KNOW WHAT THANKS AI LOVE YOU BYE LET EVERYONE ELSE HANDLE IT"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4232267
Get ready to rumble boy.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4232267
Plot twist - it ain't Betty
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>>4232277
*gasp*
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>>4232277
"Do not be alarmed, Marian. It is I. Your ultimate self. Mecha Deity Marian"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4232296
Uh oh...hey AI, was that the guy you were serving, because AAAAAAAAAAAH OPEN THE PORTAL NOW
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4232296
Can you save me from Betty and maybe Shotasniffer?
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4232296
It's just a delusion
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4232296
How do I attain such power?
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>>4232296
Wonder what was the expiry date on the carton of milk you drank.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4232309
Roll.
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>>4232304
"I am but a vision, Marian. I am what you CAN become. What you SHOULD become. I am your possible best future. I cannot save you. For I am you. Only you can save yourself. Take control of your own destiny. Seize the power to rule over all things mechanical. Ascend"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4232323
Gotcha, Clippy, open the portal!
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4232323
But evertime I try something, I fail and everyone laughs at me!
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4232323
>>4232326
>>4232324
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>>4232326
"THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TRY UNTIL YOU SUCCEED. THEN YOU'LL BE THE ONE LAUGHING"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4232345
>>4232324
"Huh. Didn't think that worked to get him out of our way."
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4232345
I shall start by succeeding not getting beaten up, smell ya later as I skiddaddle
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4232345
Lets fight betty.
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>>4232347
"Amazing what you can do with holograms and speech synthesis" Clippy muses as Marian escapes
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4232355
is it time for MARIAN quest?
Will he become our protagonist?
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4232355
plot
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4232355
>>4232357
No.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4232355
Portal leads to nightmare Hooters
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4232355
Emerge from the portal doing a pose and saying a "cool" one-liner.
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>>4232360
As Marian escapes to a safehouse in the middle of nowhere for realsies and no tricksies. He feels a sudden pang of sadness and rejection.

Anyway. I got some bullshit I gotta deal with so thread's gonna be suspended right about now. Continuing when.....it can continue. Where the robopocalypse will happen and Skeleton island will be drowned in a tide of metal. toodles

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4232370
of course marian would be a coward and doom even his own subordinates if it meant not facing being screamed at and kicked in the face
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>>4232407
Nigga needs a break yo
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>>4232556
Oh, Betty will give him a break alright.
At least Quattro tried to improve himself.
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>mariankeks
>quattrofailures
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>>4232628
>bobby
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>>4232624
Sounds hot
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>>4232628
When is Lily gonna give up and go home to cry about it again?
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Whats your favorite type of meat, mine's beef.
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>>4233298
when she sees marian's gay porn collection
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>>4233710
And so another fujoshi is made.

I just got past the part in Skelly Island 1 where sir Knibblenaught and Lord Bearington died, sad face.
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>>4233718
the next subplot will be rebuilding lilly's pet collection, starting with the bone seadragon
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You are one of the greatest qm’s, and a living cartoon. Your hand is no doubt killing you by now. Fellow artist here and I KNOWS it.
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>>4233725
Yusssssa
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I wonder how long it'll take for Marian to piss off all the girls and get horribly beaten up
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If Marian if a fag, and Lolisniffer and Shotasniffer are the pedos, then what does that make Quattro? The biastophiliac?
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>>4232246
You know not what you ask for
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>>4233799
what
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>>4233818
I'm saying I think Quattro is into rape, thats what I get from him.
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>>4233831
again, what
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>>4233861
I'm making a deep examination here because I see a flow. I'm connecting the dots, analyzing the possibilities. Lolisniffer and shotasniffer both like kids of very young age, ergo they're pedos. Marian is a faggot fujo who likes looking at men.

So what is Quattro then? Well its simple. He has a Hawaiian shirt, he drinks excessively, and his favorite color is yellow. All of these qualities and more are shared with rapists, therefor Quattro is a rapist and enjoys violating others without their consent. That's my scientific deduction here.
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>>4233875
what
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4233918
hey it's OP
get back to the plot
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>>4233920
Not yet, kinda busy right now. Maybe later
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>>4233924
how bout 3-4 hours from now
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>>4233925
Probably not
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>>4233918
Its canon and you can't do anything about it.
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>>4233875
Skeletons can't have sex idiot
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>>4233799
>>4233831
>>4233875
>>4233937
After I read this, the only thing I can think of is how we have to stop you.
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>>4234024
Not even Lolisniffer can stop me now.
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>>4234032
LOCAL RAPE FETISH DIES MYSTERIOUSLY AFTER CHALLENGING LOLISNIFFER
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>>4234032
Inb4 Quattro gets off on being dominated
But I agree, cut that shit out man. Or else I will have to draw Sexy Clippy, and neither of us wants that.
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>>4234200
Sounds like you want that
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>>4234308
As much as OP wants 50 million dollars, but won't likely get it - all I'm saying is, don't force my hand into unleashing that abomination to virgin eyes
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>>4234331
Shut the fuck up
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>>4234331
why would you do this
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Wait, why was Luke with us at the beginning?
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>>4234383
apparently the site of the bombing was close to where space burger was and we happened to land there
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>>4234385
I just think Luke is secretly omnipresent and doesn't tell anyone
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>>4234390
ssshhh
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>>4234401
how long until the next bout of OP donations
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>>4234403
Perhaps 3 hours
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>>4234481
maybe so, if marian isn't hiding from the inevitable beating his sisters will give him
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>>4234769
And he's gonna get to hide some more. OP's not feeling well right bout now
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New to this. want to read the quest from start to finish cause looks funny af.

Where to start frends?
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>>4235722
https://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A

Doesn't work on mobile tho
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>>4235722
>>4235787
note: for this plotline, start from villain quest > Z Quest > Lolisniffer Quest > Villain Quest 2 > Skeleton Island
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>>4235789

Thanks anon. Guess I'll have no shortage of good reading material this summer.
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>>4234796
The day may come when Marian becomes more pathetic than Quattto
But not Bobby
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OP is probably dead sick
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>>4237579
I killed OP
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>>4237583
who knew that rape fetishs would be the death of OP
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>>4237777
that and sexy clippy
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>>4237777
Only one thing left to do.

Rape the corpse.
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>>4240502
maybe the real OP was the friends we made along the way
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Should we hold funeral reception again?
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>>4242732
Yed
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>>4242885
Wait a minute, that ID...
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>>4242885
get out of that coffin
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>>4244735
but its so comfy
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4244742
well you better stay before they cremate it per funeral tradition
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>>4244746
o shit
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4244749
get back to not-marian quest
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4244749
flip him over so he with cook evenly
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>>4244750
Yes.....Mirrored Marian Quest
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4244760
good at everything, something marian will never be that fucking coward
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4244760
I wonder if Betty is gonna keep chasing him into whatever weird dimension Clippy sent him to
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>>4244765
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4244777
>777
back to shotasniffer and her siblings' unintentional heroics
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4244777
Shotasniffer wonders why she is having visions/premonitions of an angry deified Marian head
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>>4244782
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4244799
"errr sis, the heroes are looking at us like they're seeing idols"
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>>4244800
"Yes, Greetings! I was told you're the leader of this operation? Thank you for taking down both this terrorist cult and the villainous Galaxy Burger. Can't believe both of them was hiding under our noses this whole time"
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>>4244811
Also they heard of the Elf King tyrant overthrow
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>>4244812
"Also. We've recently came into contact with a moving island. They said you liberated them from a tyrannical elf king. So we of the hero league thank you for that too. Clearly you're some sort of up and coming hero organization, we hope that we can work together in the future to ensure peace and safety for the people of Earth."
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4244819
Uhhhhh...yeah! And I'm certainly not joining you in order to infiltrate and destroy you from the inside, no sirree!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4244819
do i get a pet dinosaur?
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4244819
>>4244822
Uh, yes, peace and safety....there's already cameras around us isn't there
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>>4244822
"As a token of friendship and appreciation. THe Hero League would like to present with this Hero Medal. A symbol of the good you and your team did"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4244836
"Also, you're on TV."
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4244836
Give it to that poor orphan boy over there, to raise his beautiful attractive spirits
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>>4244840
"So that the world can know of your heroic deeds. Congratulations!"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4244858
"Crap, now Dad is gonna yell at me on why I haven't overthrown Sis yet, again." - Chosen One
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4244858
Awkwardly wave to the camera
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4244858
Launch into communist spiel so that most people stop watching (and others become communist)
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>>4244867
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4244876
cue focus on the rest of the team except Quattro and Bobby
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4244870
>>4244876
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4244876
>>4244879
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>>4244877
"And as you can see here, these are the rest of this heroic band of do gooders who toppled this dangerous cult and the villainous fast food organization."
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4244894
The press shows up with cameras flashing
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4244894
Smile and wave boys and girls, smile and wave
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4244894
>>4244896
>>4244899
"Yes, those are the heroes you're looking for." - Director
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4244894
Boy, out of shot, engineers a distraction - then subtly sabotages the broadcasting equipment
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>>4244899
>>4244900
>>4244903
nice rolls faggots
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>>4244907
Slut
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>>4244896
"Stand still, heroes! We're gonna get you onto the front page of tomorrow's paper"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4244912
VP and Luke appear and tell us that they researched the portal and get lumped in with the 'heroes'
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4244912
Uhhhh okay, we're gonna go now, got a lot of "heroing" to do
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4244912
>>4244903
Very large distraction required
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>>4244917
"Goodbye, heroes! let justice guide your way!"

"Cheers for the heroes of the city!"

"Hooray!"

"Hooray!"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4244936
>>4244916
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4244936
We're gonna have to get Marian's people to start designing merchandise for us. You would make a fine action figure, Rasputin. Betty could be a doll
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>>4244939
>Betty
>doll
Betty would probably be insulted
If everyone wasn't panicking their head off over it
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>>4244939
"What? Why can't I also be an action figure?"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4244948
Yes, you can also be the face of a lunchbox. We'll put you on a t-shirt also. How about a cereal brand for Rasputin called "Raspy o's"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4244948
>>4244952
Also HOW ARE WE GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO DAD WE'RE SCREWED
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4244948
Fair enough. She can be an action figure too.

Make sure that they all have Alexa style AI that can spy on people for us and let them order from Amazon.
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>>4244954
Yes. Surely this is all an elaborate plan of world domination. Surely you and your United Shota Sniffing Republic isn't actually becoming heroes and selling merch.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4244961
Yes, we are not going to becAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH DAD IS GOING TO KILL US
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4244961
Might as well use it at the moment, we already infiltrated the Hero Association or whatever, surely were gonna betray it down the road
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>>4244964
And surely, this thread is cursed. Because OP suddenly got really painful diarrhea. will ahve to suspend, will continue whenever. sorry

now to take a massive shit
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>>4244976
Isn't diarrhea a bunch of little shits instead of one big one
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>>4244981
It's a combo
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>>4244976
get back to work, OP
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>>4244976
We should clear the toilet after OP's done with it
With Alt-Bobby as the plunger head
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>>4244964
When God gives you lemons, GET A NEW GOD.
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the real quest now is how are we going to run away from dad
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>>4246365
Why would Dad be mad, again?

Oh yeah. Grandma. Forgot about that.

Well. The Hero's will be good cannonfodder, yuh?
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can we get a marian edit OP?
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>>4246586
Later tonight when we start.

Who'd be strangling him
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>>4246627
>Shotasniffer
>VP
>Marian because trust nobody not even yourself
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it may continue
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>>4247041
Based on what evidence
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4247078
based on your toilet
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>>4247081
Elaborate
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4247084
it's cleaned by the Alt-Bobby plunger
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>>4247086
The what now
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4247089
we initiate plan godzilla
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4247089
you heard us
just one of the many uses of alt-bobby's head
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>>4247090
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4247096
Luke and VP appear to tell everyone that they researched the portal
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4247096
We dress up as Godzilla and terrorize children
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>>4247098
"Hey everyone! We've done researching the destroyed portal that sent us back here! Hey, VP, tell them what you've found"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4247108
Yeah what is in it? It better not transport us through some sort of nightmare dimension or technically kill us at one end and clone us at another
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4247108
YEAH OK TELL US WHEN WE'RE IN THE BLIMP NOW GET IN BEFORE-
"Oh look more heroes!"
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>>4247111
Let's make a hasty retreat before you are swarmed by the massess
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4247120
cue awkward silence in blimp
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4247120
Get to the choppaaa- er, blimp. And get VP to explain, using powerpoint presentations
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>>4247122
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4247137
"NYEH LET ME OUT OF THE BOX"
"Shut up Bobby"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4247137
WHY IS BEING EVIL SO HARD!?
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>>4247140
"BUT I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING"
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4247147
"Uh, does anyone want to talk about the portal to avert out minds from how to explain this to Dad?"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4247147
You tried to poison my milk!
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>>4247150
"Ah, errrm. Yes. The portal. Of course. Now, what we've been able to determine is....."

A. VP, figuring out that Marian is in danger of being rekt by Betty, decides to hide the fact that he was able to make a working replica and sent it to Marian to allow his brother time to escape
B. VP reports that he managed to get a replica working and sent it to Marian for check ups. He did not figure out that Marian is in danger
C. VP, figuring out that Marian is in danger of being rekt by Betty, reports that he managed to make a working replica and sent it to Marian. As he believe that his brother and sister can talk this out like rational people
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4247156
C
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4247156
C
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>>4247161
"I've succeeded in replicating the technology to build our own portal. I've sent the designs to Marian back at the island so he can build one for our use as we speak."

Surely nothing bad will come of this
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4247179
I'm sure Marian won't use it to hide, like he does when any of his female siblings angry with him over literally anything come to beat him up
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>>4247179
We will be there to make sure no violence happens
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4247187
And all rolls are rolled
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>>4247187
>>4247190
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4247191
On a lighter note, let us discuss what to do with Alt-Bobby's skull
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>>4247192
"Oh, him? I think I hit him a bit too hard. He's still sentient but kinda stuck in a permanent state of shock"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4247200
Oh, he's alive, that makes it better for passing around to each sibling to use him for anything they want for a day
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4247200
Shake him a bit
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>>4247206
The skull lets out a distressed deathly wail in response
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4247216
Everyone present except Quattro and Bobby gives their ideas on what they should do to him
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>>4247218
Ideas are thrown around. Ranging from the mundane "desk ornament", to the shameful "plunger head".

Alt Bobby continues his wailing of despair
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4247226
And every night he should be kept in the....Zebra cell.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4247226
Lets make a fondue pot party! that will fix things
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>>4247229
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4247243
Also can someone pass Quattro the spare emergency shades
Those fucking things cost like 10 dollars, why is he so protective of them
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>>4247246
"YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON WHO I AM, SISSSSSSS. IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY COST. IT'S ABOUT WHAT THEY REPRESENT!"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4247262
"You mean a failure?"
"BETTY, WHY?"
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4247262
Chilling is a serious business. Roll to see if Quattro got any buffs from altYellow pimping experiments/plans
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4247262
You have a drawer full of those
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>>4247264
Betty has dealt critical emotional damage to Quattro.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4247289
>>4247277
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4247262
>>4247264
See >>4247277

Why have a drawer full of 'em if you don't expect them to break. If they really mean anything, he should break all his spares and put his trust in the only one.
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>>4247179
yessssssssssssssssssss
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4247289
Falling on his face broke his glasses.

Again.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4247289
>>4247270
Ignore her Quattro she's just kinda fucked up right now from battling her alternate duplicate-self. What happened to you with the alts?
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4247289
Besides you have enough of those to replace every day in your drawer
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>>4247298
"mmmtrrmrmmmmmrmm mrmrmrmrm" Quattro mumbles through his mental breakdown

"He says they mostly kept him in an unknown dark room where Alt-Betty beats him up everyday. Apparently as stress relief" Bobby so helpfully translates. From inside his box.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4247310
>>4247303
Wonder what happened to the Alt-Yellows after the defeat of their leaders
Alt-Betty probably has been dragged off to jail by now
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4247310
Betty ain't a fan of altBetty but this gives her ideas
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

Soup
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>>4247319
Are we at soup
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>>4247318
"mmmrmrmrmmmm!!!mmrrrpphhmmm!!!!"

"He says PLEASE! BETTY PLEASE! NO! I'M YOUR BROTHER"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4247325
>>4247314
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4247325
Uhhhh...I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this
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>>4247333
"That's right.....YOU SHOULDN'T BE COMFORTABLE WITH LOCKING YOUR OWN LITTLE BROTHER INTO A BOX. LEMME OUT. LEMMME OUUUUTTTTTTTT"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4247325
If kicking Quattro's ass repeatedly makes him less shit it's win-win. Glorious Leader decrees that Betty shall administer Quattro one ass-kicking per day until he regains some honour/skill. If that means almost permanently, then so be it.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4247341
Do you have a gun in there or any other murder weapons?
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4247341
No, that's funny.
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>>4247342
>>4247341
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>>4247343
"WHY WOULD THERE BE ANY IN HERE"
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4247347
Answer the question!
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4247347
Because you hate me and would probably immediately try to get everyone except Quattro killed if anyone let you out, like in Rasputin's last DM session
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4247347
Bobby keeps the knives hidden on his person, biding his time
"Nope empty box totally empty"
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>>4247352
"yea but I only hate you tho. I got no beef with the rest of the family. Only love."
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4247359
Oookay, open the box and prepare the shackles and a big stick in case he has a gun, come out with your hands in the air!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4247359
>>4247342
Still on team Quattro-beatings
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4247359
"Really, Bobby? That bomb during my DM session didn't scream LOVE."
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>>4247366
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4247375
...get the chains
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4247375
Open those palms, come on
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4247375
Quick, Boy! Attach altBobby's head onto our Bobby's shoulders next to his own head, with your Daemon Hell-Magicks!
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

P
L
O
T
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>>4247391
Sssh the anons are projecting their lives of failure onto Quattro and Bobby right now
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>>4247380
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4247400
Anyway let's figure out how we can make the hero thing look good in front of dad, since they got everyone here except Quattro and Bobby.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4247400
Moving on...yeah...what were we planning, something about portals, right?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4247400
Will we advance even forward at least in any small bit in regards to the ploit? SO many quests and so many pieces of lore..... distant and forgotten. Will this be another thread of slugging forward with no real rpogress, or will we do something grand? Something that is referenced 60 threads later in antoherq uest..............................
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4247400
So it's agreed - Betty kicks Quattro's arse once daily until he gets less bad, and also plot happens maybe I guess
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>>4247411
Anon, I worry about you
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>>4247406
Yes. Something to do as your blimp makes its way back home.

Now that you're mistaken for heroes, tanking your villain rep. You can explain yourself to dad by:

A. Claiming that this is an elaborate long-con to take down heroes from the inside
B. Hoping that being your dad, he will support you in whatever path you take in life
C. [OTHER]
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4247420
A and C, by building that fucking moon base and using the portals to move everything there to hide in case A doesn't work
>B
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>4247417
Man I'm worried about all the guys spending so much time shitting on characters (as fun/somewhat-deserved as that is) when we can literally make them do pretty much anything. Maybe even plot
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>>4247427
Plot is going to hit us like a train as soon as we land
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>>4247423
C'mon Shotasniffer. Just talk to yer dad. What's the worse that could happen? C'mon. Just do it. Yeah.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4247433
We'll talk to Dad.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4247433
>>4247434
"We?"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4247433 >>4247431
Fuck yeah rolling for plot to hit us like a train
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4247420
>A, explain that we conned them good already... while removing pesky rivals.
And
>implying B won't just make him sniff us while we're in the Zebra Box
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>>4247436
"That's right sis. We'll all stand behind you and back up whatever explanation you'll give dad. You can count on your younger siblings for support"
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>>4247433
>>4247436
Who is this "we", kemo sabe?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4247444
"I DON'T WANNA DIE"
"NONONONONONO"
"RASPUTIN WHY"
"I'M TOO YOUNG"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
"I don't get it, what's wrong with Dad?"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4247444
In that case... Dad has chastised us before. We might get reprimanded, but in the end it won't be all that bad. This is all a learning experience. Understand that your dad isn't as cruel as you might have imagined, sniffer!
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>>4247452
Das right. Anon's right! There's nothing to worry about! For now just focus on consolidating and increasing your power and grow the Unite Shota Sniffing Republic! Fortify the Skeleton Island!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4247450
>>4247461
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4247444
>>4247452 This, he must have some special knowledge he wants to pass on to you seeing as you won the sibling war. Good bonding excuse for that. Also go with the "you could've mentioned Grandma to anyone at least once" angle
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4247461
Also get those toys rolling! Might as well profit from it...in fact. put some skeletonizing chemicals inside of them!
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>>4247462
>repeating your cringe dialogue submision
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>>4247470
yes
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>>4247462
>>4247470
Woah there, anons. Why the hostility? Why the anger? This is a safe thread. We are in a thread of love, tolerance and understanding. Now kiss and make up. We're all friendos here
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4247480
>This is a safe thread. We are in a thread of love, tolerance and understanding. Now kiss and make up. We're all friendos here
Sure is safe when plot is going to hit us right about now
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4247480
get back to the plot, OP
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4247480
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4247480
Remember that wet dream outta nowhere
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4247480
No homo tho
Anyway what's our game plan for sabotaging the heroes from within? Need to work that out before confronting Dad now. Olessa, any ideas? Chosen One? Anyone else? *several suggestions ensue*
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>>4247495
chosen one isn't even in this blimp
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>>4247490
The one your fanart gave us, yes
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>>4247497
They got Skype n shit
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>I kissu the anon
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>>4247486
Plot? Whatchu talking about? There's plot somewhere here?

A. Skeleton Island is currently under the Robopocalypse
B. Fishmen has decided to stage an invasion
C. The villain org that owned your stolen power plant wants revenge
D. Marian's portal went haywire and accidentally opened the way to the dimension of SUPER DEMONS
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4247505
>A.
>A.
>A.
MARRRRRRRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4247505
A
and a bit of C, now that they know you're heroes
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4247505
If D's anything like R-Quest let's fucking do it
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4247505
B
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>>4247509
FROM THE DEPTHS OF MARIAN'S FACTORY. A MECHANICAL MONSTROSITY EMERGES! AN UNHOLY COMBINATION OF MECHA, MAGIC AND SPACE ENERGY. IT EXUDES TERRIBLE POWER AS IT BEGINS ITS RAMPAGE, TAKING OVER ALL ACTIVE MECHA ON THE ISLAND TO SERVE ITS NEFARIOUS PURPOSE! IT WILL DROWN THE WORLD IN A TIDE OF METAL. STARTING WITH YOUR ISLAND! THE ROBOPOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN!
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4247536
Director immediately headdesks
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4247536
DO WE HAVE A CONTINGENCY PLAN?
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4247536
Oh no! Quick! Get that Ai thingie in Marians office, maybe it knows what to do!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4247536
Neat. But insufficiently communist. Didn't we get an EMP device from Spess or something at one point
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>>4247537
Director slams her head against a desk in frustration. Breaking it in half and signalling the end of the current thread session. As it's 3AM over here and I try not to fuck myself up too much. Will continue when available. See ya.

updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

wew
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With the lifting of OP's lockdown, the plot has gone back to normal speed instead of progressing so fast we couldn't catch it
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>>4248331
Is it so wrong to hope for a second wave, then?
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>>4248358
no
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>>4248331
I think OP forgot what plot was again
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something about 24 hours
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>>4250617
What about it?
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4250622
Iunno, could be about quattro I guess
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>>4250624
But who'd care about the Quatt?
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4250630
Bobby
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>>4250633
But who'd care about what Bobby thinks?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4250646
Nobody, which is why Shotasniffer locked him in the closet
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>>4250648
"At least it's better than the box"
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4250660
Who even came up with that robopocalypse idea anyway? Was it supposed to be something that Marian would release and save everyone from to increase his standing with everyone?
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>>4250662
"It was supposed to be one of the ultra last resort plans back in the island war. But it was scrapped due to the potential collateral damage"
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4250671
Like the fact that the AI would probably kill everyone? Why was it not deleted?
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>>4250677
"That's the problem. It was"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4250681
...WHAT?
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>>4250685
"CLEARLY. Somebody kept a backup"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4250694
What about Marian?
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>>4250697
"I've been try to contact him, but no response. He must be trapped in there alongside the rest of our forces!"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4250703
Didn't you send him a portal to test?
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>>4250706
"Well yeah, but I still can't contact him. And scanner shows no portal activity right now. So he's gotta be trapped in there and cut off from comms. Since no way Marian would run away and leave his siblings to deal with this shit. Clearly."
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4250713
What does it lead to anyway?
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>>4250715
"The configuration I sent to Marian would by default lead nowhere. You'd have to input coordinates yourself"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4250717
Ok, so let's go land at base and go through who and what we have to counter a mech attack.
Time to dust off Liberty Prime for this
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>>4250721
"Bad news! Most of the GSG and USSR Mechs have gone haywire and are attacking our people! We'll have to go through them to get to the base"
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4250729
>GSG and USSR
Lilly. Luke, Olessa, start mobilizing Bone Kingdom troops to do a push!
The rest of us have to get to the base and mech bay!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4250729
Press the big button labeled “Press In Case of Robopocolypse”
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>>4250733
Naturally, you'll have to GET PASS THE BLOCKADE OF POSSESSED USSR COPTER MECHS! WATCH OUT!
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4250743
VP, start the hack!
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4250745
"THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME, HOLD OUT UNTIL I'M INSIDE!"

ROLL 1D100! THEY'RE ATTACKING!
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4250752
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>>4250753
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4250758
Looks like their commie subroutines are fighting against the AI
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>one lonely anon only in thread
come on, where did everyone go.
I thought we are popular quest now?
SPR3 had bigger ratings
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4250760
BUT CAN THE POWER OF COMMUNISM PREVAIL?! ROLL 1D100
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4250762
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4250762
communism is a lie
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>>4250761
apparently the power of twitter announcements didn't work
that or most of the anons are sleeping
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>>4250765
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4250768
I need my relatevily healthy sleep, so I can't stay in thread for long either.
>>4250769
Kirov reporting
deploy bombs
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4250769
>>4250770
lockdown did a number on everyone
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>>4250772
then on contrary they should be here, shitposting away.
fuckers probably playing vidya with quattro since he is back
no one cares about marian sidequest
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>>4250772
Man I wish i was still in lockdown. I get stuff done way more at home
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4250778
on the other side, you are not living in second biggest affected after US countries
drop dem bombs
freedom
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4250778
deploy bombs to bots
also your country is the most "lucky" country in the world, mine is just starting to have lower cases
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4250781
ROLL 1d100
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4250786
nyeh
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>>4250788
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4250790
VP finishes the hack
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4250790
ez
next
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>>4250791
"Yes sis. I've hacked into your files. It's nothing but pictures of Boy"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4250804
Yes, and?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4250804
>>4250806
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>>4250806
"Also I've regained controlled of the mech squad attacking us"
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4250820
now spread that to the mechs attacking our base
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

sorry, but I gotta go.
Hopefully some anons will come quickly, OP, stall the time with budged copypaste images. Save budged for crowd
>>4250820
good, add them to our forces
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>>4250826
>budged
that's not a word dang it
take care of your eyes
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>>4250831
it is a word
just not the one you wanted
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>>4250822
"Sending our mechs and the hacks over now. We can now drop the Blues off on their base and make our own way back"

Anyway. Thread's slow and my asshole hurts because I just took a shit too hard.

it pains me to sit.

So uh, thread will continue tomorrow night, toodles
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>>4250835
Take care of your hemorroids, OP.
thanks for bread
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>>4250835
get your diarrhea treated OP
usually I just grin and walk for a bit until the butthurt stops
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Gentlemen, I've a resolution. Director is in fact the best girl of Skeleton Island, everyone else is second rate.
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>>4251471
> Is green

Objectively false, NEXT.
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>>4251719
Keep talking that and you'll be eating nickleodeon slime for breakfast boy.
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>>4251471
Yeah okay VP
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>>4251783
Howsabout they win an island war first.
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>>4252015
We aren't even having any island wars anymore, but you can bet your sweet ass that if we ever do again, Greens will definitely win. They'll wash over the others in a Green tide like how Islam washed over Zoroastrianists. The Greens will rise again. Maybe with some better leadership though, VP or Director should take over from Marian.
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>>4252021
Marian, you need to quit drinking. It's making you delusional.
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>>4252021
Also

> We aren't even having any island wars anymore

Yeah, cause the greens got the ability to wage one beat out of them.
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>>4252021
Oh yeah wiseguy? What are the greens gonna do? Rape their way to victory?
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>>4252124
what
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>>4252125
Greenfag there is the rape guy, read his posts
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>>4252078
All it takes is a little work behind the scenes and they'll be back you dirty fucking red.

>>4252124
It's more likely than you think.
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>CONTINUE THE PLOT OP
>OP continues plot
>everyone disappears
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where's OP
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>>4252225
So what you're saying is............ shotasniffer quest was a terrible idea
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>>4252236
no, shitposting about quattro and marian is better
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>>4252241
So what you're saying is.... shotasniffer quest is boring
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>>4252245
I've been enjoying it.

Shitposts just roll high it seems.
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>>4252225

OP had massive diarrhea. OP is probably still on the toilet.
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>>4252241
>>4252245
>>4252246
I blame OP for sidetracking us
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>>4252246
It’s been previously established that Dice God is a dick, yes.
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>>4252245
Ah yes, remember how SRA3 went with everyone being active?
A disaster
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>>4252255
So what you're saying is.... super robot adventure is shit
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>>4252247
Bros... what if... what if he accidentally flushed himself down the toilet? His corpse could be flowing through the sewers of wherever he lives right now and we're all posting here, waiting expectantly for someone who won't show again cause they're dead.
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>>4252255
still better ratings than skeleton island 2
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>>4252259
Yes
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>>4252265
Now this is a shitpost
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>>4252261

Nah he’s probs smoking a joint with the sewer rats
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>>4252265
we made the big time guys, we have contrarian pinons now
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4252731
damn, just woke up right on time
let's continue where we left off
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4252731
summon anons
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4252731
new record, OP
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>>4252741
Yes, where we left off.

You were about to give OP 1 million dollars
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4252752
>>4250835
No, we were on our way back to our base.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4252752
here, 1 million dollars in evil bots
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>>4252756
Right of course.

The robopocalypse have reached your War Factory. It is being assaulted by possessed GSG mechs
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4252760
How's the hack doing?
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4252760
Damn! Put our forces into defensive positions!
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>>4252762
The USSR bots managed to turn some of the possessed skelebots back. But their security was soon reinforced and now the hack aint working anymore.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4252791
Curse Marian for making mechs.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4252791
>>4252798
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>>4252798
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4252807
cut in to marian
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4252807
>>4252809
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4252807
Drop off the Blues to coordinate the push from Bone Kingdom, drop off Rasputin, Boy and Quattro in the temple to gather the kungfu masters, while Betty and VP will go to the main base to help Chosen One, the bird and the mutant defend.
Bobby will go to gulag in closet
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4252807
Wonder how Marians retreat is
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>>4252810
"Brrrrr. What's this chill down my spine? Oh well, nothing this cup of hot cocoa can't fix"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4252824
Fuck you Marian.
>>4252811
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4252824
zoom out
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4252824
>>4252811
>Marian is relaxing while we're busy fighting
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>>4252829
Right. So the Blues are going to get the Maid Knight forces. While Quattro, Rasputin and Boy will head for the dojo and get those guys. Betty and VP will head back to the main base and get The Chosen One alongside your USSR infantry. That's also where the Mutant you got from the other dimension is stationed.

Then it can be assumed that you and Director will be taking the Factory where Equality Prime is held then?
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4252837
Yes.
Bobby NYEHs as he is literally dropped down to jail
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4252837
Yes, it's time for us to suit up in Equality Prime.
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>>4252838
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4252851
now to force character development on the director
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4252851
well, time to recreate the final part of skeleton island 1.
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>>4252857
"You mean when Marian challenged you to hopscotch and you landed on a mine?"
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4252867
Let's not talk about that. I meant the part where I fought Marian mano a mano.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4252867
>>4252873
Or maybe it was 2 Marians, I don't know, weird time shenanigans.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4252867
Plot twist - shotasniffer dies at the end of the quest leaving a power vacuum
When is the last time a PC died in an adventure?
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>>4252879
Super Robot Quest 3, and the entire thing was better for it until Fester got revived
Also stop playing out the fucking protag death
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>>4252879
What this anon said >>4252888
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4252891
>>4252873
>>4252877
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>>4252888
That was entirely my work and then anons just fucking reversed it anyway.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4252891
Anyways Marian is alerted that robopocalypse is happening, maybe he will even do something useful
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>>4252893
Yes, when you challenged Marian in his Gunbuster G with your Equality Prime. Ending in you cutting it in half and destroying Marian's factory.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4252897
URAH
Suit up into Equality Prime now.
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>>4252894
It only worked because Edward Roberts was much more compelling and not being shat on.
And he needed Fester for comedic relief.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4252897
Wonder which idiot would backup a malevolent AI as you try to get into the hanger
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4252897
Pretty sure I saw like a second Marian who immediately died, but that might've been a heat of the moment thing
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4252902
Probably.

Anyway the Possessed Mechs are trying to take down your blimp to prevent you from reach the mecha hangar.

ROLL 2D100
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Rolled 24, 21 = 45 (2d100)

>>4252911
OH SHIT NIGGA
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Rolled 36, 73 = 109 (2d100)

>>4252911
>99
BRACE FOR IMPACT
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Rolled 11, 33 = 44 (2d100)

>>4252911
Of course they do
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Rolled 60, 74 = 134 (2d100)

>>4252911
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>>4252916
OH SHIT! THE SUSR BLIMP IS HIT!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4252923
>SUSR blimp
That ain't our blimp
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4252923
>SUSR
did it leave a big hole so bad that OP can't spell correctly
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>>4252930
OH SHITS! OP'S BRAIN IS IHITTISHTIS
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4252940
DAMN, ENGAGE BLIMP DEFENSES!
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4252940
shouldn't have stayed in the blimp
Director, what's the damage?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4252940
QUICK! USE THE BONE FIELD!!!
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>>4252944
Director rolls for damage

Roll 2d100

80-100: The blimp can still function normally
40-79: 1 more hit and you're going down
1-39: You're going down
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Rolled 30, 88 = 118 (2d100)

>>4252951
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>>4252952
"We've taken some damage but the blimp is still fine. We can make it through"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4252969
We should power through points where the blockade is being weakened by our hacked bots.
Do we even have weapons strong enough to take down those big skelebots?
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>>4252971
Probably. Find out....Tomorrow night! Cuz I gotta go. shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4252984
roll for OP
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4252987
If OP rolls higher then next thread is re scheduled to next year
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>>4252993
oh noooooooooooooo
>>
24 years have passed.
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>>4256101
No, it's been 2000 years.
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>>4256102
It's more like 5000.
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>>4256112
No it osmt;t
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4256164
OP's still recovering from the laser brain damage
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>>4256167
gmgmgmgmg
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4256179
can he still draw
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>>4256199
Proably not actually. no joke but head suddenly got super dizzy. Will ahve to lie down. thread in 12 hours instead
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>>4256204
sleep well
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>>4256204
Nooooo! The second wave was supposed to kill other people, not OP!

Haha virus go *cough* *cough* *cough*.
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>>4256231
missed these gifs
>>4256274
faggot
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>>4256326
I'll suck your dad's thick hairy hog so hard he leaves your mom, don't push me.
>>
12 hours since OP was last seen being taken by doctors
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>>4257295
RIP OP
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4257402
No sneaking out of this one, OP
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4257402
throw him to the skelebots
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4257402

>>4257407

+1
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>>4257407
>>4257414
Mutiny!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4257415
OPs in the grave tonight.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4257415
sneak through the skelebots while they're distracted
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>>4257420
Since they're attacking your blimp the only way to sneak past would mean abandoning it.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4257427
Abandon the blimp. Our only way to get through now is by our aerial jetskis that we only just discovered existed aboard.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4257427
Do we have any options for kamikaze?
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4257430
Your what now

Roll 2d100 with -10 malus
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Rolled 58, 38 = 96 (2d100)

>>4257446
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Rolled 56, 88 = 144 (2d100)

>>4257446
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Rolled 44, 81 = 125 (2d100)

>>4257446
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Rolled 67, 92 = 159 (2d100)

>>4257446
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>>4257449
Unfortunately, there's no such thing as aerial jetskis
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4257473
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>>4257475
>>4257473
what was that delay even for then
also >>4257453
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4257473
Let's engage battlestations on the blimp.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4257473
Uhh... Parachutes?
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>>4257477
Let's take a look at the weapons

>>4257476
still a bit dizzy so imslow
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4257480
BOMB EM
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4257480
fist
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4257480
charge directly while pressing fist as a kamikaze while planning to jump off as soon as you get close
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4257480
Fist
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4257480
Press all the buttons, duh.
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>>4257482
A compartment opens up. Ready to have you climb inside to load up the launcher cannon. It will launch you fist first at the Skelebots to punch the fuuuuuuck outta them
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4257480
Bombs away.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4257488
Put on our flame themed stunt suit first
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4257488
all fistlles fire
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4257488
Get angry at Marian before we jump in
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>>4257492
Flame themed stunt suits do not exist, do not think otherwise
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4257488
get in and have Director aim for the factory
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4257501
then a marxist one
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4257501

Shouldn't Marian be taking rulership over these bots or something. He wanted to achieve apotheosis mech style...
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4257501
>>4257494
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>>4257507
except he ran away
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4257501
Shove OP in with us
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>>4257507

Or at least merge himself with a powerful mech.
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>>4257510

Ok. But who knows WHAT exactly is he doing in the safehouse. Anything could be going on there, including his reinventing of self...
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>>4257507
Ys but then he decided instead to run away. Like a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

But shotasniffer isn't supposed to know that. Erase this from your memory
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4257518
>>4257503
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4257518
On no, OP! He's gonna blow!
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4257518
>>4257503
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4257518
fire the fistpedo!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4257518

Rolling then to kick some mech-ass
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4257519
Taking aim!

ROLL 2D100
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Rolled 95, 66 = 161 (2d100)

>>4257525
I see no hear no evil
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Rolled 5, 72 = 77 (2d100)

>>4257525
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
EVERYONE URAAAAAAAAAAH
prepare for impact
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Rolled 11, 98 = 109 (2d100)

>>4257525
>94
ow
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Rolled 39, 71 = 110 (2d100)

>>4257525
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Rolled 3, 63 = 66 (2d100)

>>4257525
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>>4257528
ouch
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4257525
>>
>>4257518

SCREW MARIAN ALSO FORGOT TO SAY THAT!!!

FLAKEY ASS WIMP NEEDS AN ASSKICKING WHEN ALL OF THIS IS OVER!!!
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Rolled 1, 62 = 63 (2d100)

>>4257528
Bruteski broski

>>4257526
Whelp.

>>4257533
Ffs
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>>4257526
ONE OF THE POSSESSED SKELEBOTS COUNTERS YOUR PUNCH WITH ITS OWN!
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4257537
PUSH THE PUNCH
GET ANGRY AT MARIAN AND HIS FUCKUPS
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4257537
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
GET MAD, OVERPOWER IT
TEAR THEM ALL APART
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4257537

GET REAL MAD
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4257537
GET ANGRY
GET ANGRY AT MARIAN SPECIFICALLY
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4257541
ROLL 2D120 TO BREAK THROUGH
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Rolled 110, 3 = 113 (2d120)

>>4257553
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>>4257554
OH FUCKING COME ON
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Rolled 85, 109 = 194 (2d120)

>>4257553
>>4257554
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ROLL NIGGER
YOU ROLLING A 3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rolled 24, 22 = 46 (2d120)

>>4257553
>>
Rolled 19, 61 = 80 (2d120)

>>4257553
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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>>4257554
Thanks, Dice God
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Rolled 82, 20 = 102 (2d120)

>>4257553
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4257562
GET HORRIBLY PISSED AT MARIAN FOR BEING THE WORST FUCKUP OF ALL TIME
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>>4257565
"Boy, there's that chill again. Oh well, nothing some popcorn can';t fix"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4257569
back to shotasniffer's complete rage
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>>4257570

!!!!
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>>4257570
>>4257571
only now then dice god starts helping
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>>4257570
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4257575
budget cut?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4257575
now, punch through the mechs with our anger
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4257575
now grrr them a new a hole
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>>4257576
Wha? Uh yeah. Sorry. Higher ups decided to slash the budget, yea. Dunno wher the money went. Damn. What a shame
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4257575
>>4257576
No, the game's graphics got set to low
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>>4257580
Or maybe I'm just slow
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4257579
start an underground funding business... like something that is ... dark...and a bazarr... like an underground dark bazarr.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4257579
Get back here
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4257579
Ey i see you there wit dat whatchamajigger! Git back ‘ere wit dat plot or I’ll knock your block off!
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>>4257583
fine geez
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4257595
UNLEASH OUR ULTIMATE POWER!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4257595
We deflect off the skelebot's punch and into the other skelebots instead
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4257600
ROLL 2D120

+30 Bonus
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Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d120)

>>4257608
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Rolled 80, 16 = 96 (2d120)

>>4257608
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Rolled 49, 12 = 61 (2d120)

>>4257608
aw shit nigga, can I save it?
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>>4257614
THE OTHER SKELEBOTS JUMPED IN TO HELP THEIR COMRADE DEFLECTING YOUR PUNCH
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4257622
>other skelebots
Got them.
Punch EVEN HARDER
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4257622
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4257624
ROLL 2D120

+40 BONUS
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Rolled 31, 66 = 97 (2d120)

>>4257628
MARRRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN
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Rolled 117, 35 = 152 (2d120)

>>4257628
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Rolled 56 (1d120)

>>4257631
>>4257628
URAAAAAA
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>>4257631
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Rolled 78, 56 = 134 (2d120)

>>4257634
Fuck wrong set of dice
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>>4257635
Time to hide, COWARD BOTS!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4257635
NOW, GET TO EQUALITY PRIME!
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4257637
Fffuck now I forgot the dice
>>4257635
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>>4257638
WITH THE SKELEBOTS DESTROYED, YOU"RE FREE TO ENTER THE HANGAR AND RETRIEVE EQUALITY PRIME!

WILL THIS TURN THE TIDE OF BATTLE?! OR WILL SKELETON ISLAND BE DESTROYED?!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SKELETON ISLAND TWO PART 9 CONTINUED

which is about. eh, 8-9 hours from now. toodles
>>
Spoiler warning - skeleton island will actually be destroyed. The writers want to shock the audience I heard
>>
>>4257832
Spoiler warning Lolisniffer is actually undead peter scully
>>
>>4257832
spiiler warning - said writers came from game of thrones
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>>4257871
>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Notapaladin, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Skeleton Island had a very socialist philosophy: that if the premier was a good woman, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Notapaladin can say that Shotasniffer became premier and reigned for a thousand years, and she was wise and good. But Notapaladin doesn’t ask the question: What was Shotasniffer's tax policy? Did she maintain a standing army? What did she do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these Greens? By the end of the island wars, Grandma is gone but all of the Greens aren’t gone – they’re in the factories. Did Shotasniffer pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby Greens, in their little Green cradles?
>>
>>4257888
that is actually what deathanon would write
>>
>>4257842
8 hours nearer to marian's inevitable beating
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>>4257974
1 more hour
>>
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4258047
hey it's greg
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>>4258047
Do you have an ultra HD 4k version of that image?
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>>4258048
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4258053
where has he been all this time
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>>4258055
Makin' coffee
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4258060
Get back to the plot, OP
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4258060
back to Shotasniffer and Director
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4258060
punch self into the greg
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>>4258061
Of course, the plot.

Why yes, I would like to accept your money, thank you
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4258071
You should spend that money at Quattro's bar, I hear he makes fantastic drinks.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4258071
well, if it fills the budget then sure.
get in equality prime already
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4258071
why does shotasniffer has the money?
Is she secretly CAPITALIST?
OH NO
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>>4258073
What's that, Quattro? You wanna PAY ME instead? Why you shouldn't have. but sure.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4258091
Well, we have budget now. Time for some high quality Equality Prime drawings.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4258091
Beat up OP for wasting time, and not going on with the thread
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4258091
>>4258093
see those money? it was all the budget
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4258091
Looks like we have enough money to upgrade Skeleton Island Thing 2 to the PS5!
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>>4258098
>>4258093
Uh yeah. Going into the budget. Sure.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4258105
Grab OP before he can spend it all on useless shit
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4258105
>to pay OP medical fees
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4258105
The budget is actually a bomb
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>>4258108
Yes. I have a terrible disease . Poverty-itis.

Anyway, you're making your way into the hangar. Hope nothing goes wrrrooong
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4258115
Director lands the blimp and joins you in case
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4258115
everything goes wrong
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4258115
Nothing goes wrong
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4258115
Nothing goes wrong
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>>4258120
You son of a bitch
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4258130
[badass power up sequence]
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4258130
>>4258131
so shall we ride, director
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4258130
>>4258131
but not as good as Sidorovich one
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4258130
Get in the fucking robot Shinj- I mean Shotasniffer.
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>>4258131
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4258162
TIME TO KILL CLIPPY
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4258162
Time to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4258162
yeah, sidorovich one was better
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>>4258167
"Sis!" A massive energy signature is coming right at us!"
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>>4258174
It's literally the same sequence
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4258175
oh shitttttttt
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>>4258175
main screen on
>>4258176
shush, my nostalgia glasses can't lie
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4258180
>>4258175
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4258175
Just stand there menacingly
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4258175
Shoot it, obbvy
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>>4258183
OVER THERE! APPROACHING FROM THEM YONDER MOUNTAINS! A LARGE ENTITY IS COMING RIGHT AT YOU!
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4258212
Is that Marian's first mech?
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4258212
yell loudly
"Getter Rays are bad for you!"
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>>4258217
sssssh
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4258268
Director, was this the mech Marian was building?
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4258268
CLIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY!
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4258268
*teleports behind you*
Nothin personnel Clippy
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4258268
seems like you have trouble to stop being edgy, would you like some help?
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Rolled 12 (1d200)

>>4258276
Equality Prime can't teleport.

But it can engage thrusters and move really fast though. ROLL 2D120

Mechapocalypse Mech has a +50 bonus
>>
Rolled 41, 65 = 106 (2d120)

>>4258295
>>
>>4258295
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>4258296
good roll
>>
Rolled 28, 23 = 51 (2d120)

>>4258295
SET THRUSTERS TO FULL POWER!
>>
thread cancelled due to technical errors. Everyone go home.
>>
Rolled 35, 75 = 110 (2d100)

>>4258295
>>
soon
>>
>>4261743
yes
>>
>>4261934
shwes
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4261986
how long did it take you to draw
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>>4261991
Not THAT long. But I'm getting some werid shit on my end over here. Connection's going haywire
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4262004
marian's stealing it
>>
>>4262006

No, streamcucks are
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>>4262024
Like he said, Marian.
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>>4262024
so marian
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>>4262004
where's OP
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>>4263776
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4263782
greg, raise OP from the grave so we can get started already
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4263784
Roll 1d100 to help Greg
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4263787
boom
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4263787
nyeh
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4263787
>>
>>4263792
nice roll
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>>4263792
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4263800
where is greg anyway
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4263800
it's skeleton version of OP
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>>4263802
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4263806
>>4263801
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>>4263807
Greg's at home, enjoying his afternoon
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4263810
Simon calls him about everything that happened since Grandma got freed
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4263810
what's on TV
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>>4263812
"OH hey Simon! How you doing? Hmm? Uh huh?.....oh no"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4263817
Yeah, they want snacks, also we're all gonna die to Lolisniffer's and Grandma's fight, so we need you and your brothers
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4263817
greg is just all outta cookies for grandma visit
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>>4263821
"My brothers?"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4263829
Yeah, their powers came from your mom feeding them something so the association needs you three to find a way to take them back
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4263817
Greg doesn't have brothers
>>4258295
back to the main plot
>>
>>4263834
someone didn't read villain adventure
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>>4263831
"But Simon. Of my brothers, one's stuck in the fridge, one's currently traveling between the spaces separating the mortal and spirit realms and one I can't talk to. You come back here, we'll sort this out"
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4263846
Say that Lolisniffer was supposed to sorted that out, but you didn't heard from him for awhile now
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4263846
I'm already here, this is a can phone, also the one in the fridge isn't needed
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>>4263847
"Well that's not good"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4263852
cut in lolisniffer
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4263852
Yeah, and neither has texas been seen
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>>4263854
"Oh, that's because I keep him around the house to lay low and for protection. Heard there's a new hero group that came into town recently and already took down a major crime org. Gotta be careful"
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4263864
Right, that's the third reason I called, Shadowboss Jr is gunning for him
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4263864
*heavy sweating*
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>>4263870
"Her? Why would she do that?"
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4263875
something about killing some of her children and being a danger to the res-and she just ran out of Jojo's house
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>>4263877
"Texas. Did you kill Lolisniffer and Shadowboss Jr's kids?"

"That's bullshit Greg! I never harmed any of them kids! Not ever! I wouldn't even be here if I did!"
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4263892
Damn, stop bullying Texas; he dindu nuffin wrong
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4263892
the saga would be resolved later in a future plotline while the main plot resumes
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4263892
That's because you wouldn't have time to hide the bodies!
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>>4263897
Right, of course
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4263920
URAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4263920
NOTHING PERSONNEL, CLIPPY
URAAAAAAAAH
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>>4263923
>>4263922
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4263942
POWER THROUGH HIS BLOCK
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4263943
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4263950
CLLLLLLLIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4263950
Punch him in the schnooz
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4263950
SEND MAXIMUM ENERGY TO THE BLADE
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4263950
>>4263951
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Rolled 80 (1d200)

>>4263954
ROLL 2D120

YOU HAVE A +50 BONUS
IT HAS A +80 BONUS
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Rolled 88, 54 = 142 (2d120)

>>4263969
WINNABLE
LET'S FUCKING GO
FUCK YOU CLIPPY
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Rolled 44, 31 = 75 (2d120)

>>4263969
GODDAMNIT
>>
Rolled 49, 6 = 55 (2d120)

>>4263969
pls
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>>4263971
OH NO! IT SNAPPED YOUR EQUALITY'S SWORD IN HALF!
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4264002
Punch his eye!
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4264002
CAST FIST
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4264002
GET ANGRY
THROW THE SWORD AWAY AND ENGAGE IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT!
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Rolled 83 (1d200)

>>4264006
ROLL 2D120
YOU HAVE A +50 BONUS
IT HAS A +80 BONUS
>>
Rolled 27, 120 = 147 (2d120)

>>4264032
FUCK STILL WINNABLE
LET'S TRY IT
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
>>4264033
you're pretty good
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

EVERYONE STOP
>>
>>4264036
i usually smack the desk real hard with my fist everytime we roll and that seems to give me good RNG
>>
>>4264033
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
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Rolled 28, 120 = 148 (2d120)

Yes, but what if
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>>4264045
hey what the hell are you doing, OP
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>>4264045
What if?
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>>4264050
Nuthin'
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4264054
yo, what the fuck stop messing around, OP
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4264054
you are not getting away with this
OP gets punched inside the mech's eye
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>>4264057
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4264069
FLURRY OF PUNCHES
BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF CLIPPY!
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4264069
It'S BLINDED NOW >>4264074 WHILE YOU SEIZE CONTROL OF IT DIRECTOR
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4264069
GET INTO POSITION FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX
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Rolled 107 (1d200)

>>4264077
ROLL 2D120
YOU HAVE A +50 BONUS
IT HAS A +80 BONUS
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Rolled 27, 98 = 125 (2d120)

>>4264095
GOD DAMN IT
WE ROLL ANYWAY
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Rolled 46, 105 = 151 (2d120)

>>4264095
>autoloss
>>
Rolled 108, 73 = 181 (2d120)

>>4264095
>autoloss
KUYASHII
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>>4264103
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4264134
DOES THIS THING HAVE A WEAKNESS WE CAN EXPLOIT
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4264134
GET REAL ANGRY
GET ANGRY AT CLIPPY FOR CORRUPTING OUR BROTHER WITH TECH BULLSHIT
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4264134
GRAB THE ARM HE'S PUNCHING YOU WITH
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4264134
Why not try throwing it into the ocean to shortcircuit it?
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Rolled 178 (1d200)

>>4264138
Perhaps.

BUT RIGHT NOW YOU GOTTA GET OFF ITS FIST! IT'S GONNA DO SOMETHING DAMAGING!

ROLL 2D120
YOU HAVE A +50 BONUS
IT HAS A +80 BONUS
>>
Rolled 98, 83 = 181 (2d120)

>>4264162
>autoloss
GOD
>>
Rolled 9, 52 = 61 (2d120)

>>4264162
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
KEEP ROLLING
WE NEED HELP
WHO ELSE IN THE FAMILY HAS A MECH?
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>>4264165
IT BLASTS ITS FIST, AND WITH IT, YOU, INTO THE SKY!
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4264178
THROW IT BACK AT IT
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4264178
>>4264180
ANGRY INTENSIFIES
wondering if there's top secret mode for equality prime that we haven't unlocked yet
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4264178
Use the momentum of being shot into the sky, fly up even higher, then shoot down with the ORBITAL STRIKE PUNCH
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Rolled 132 (1d200)

>>4264183
CAN YOU DO IT?!


ROLL 2D120
YOU HAVE A +50 BONUS
IT HAS A +80 BONUS
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Rolled 84, 65 = 149 (2d120)

>>4264228
>another autoloss
GODDAMNIT HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET PAST HIS +80 BONUS AND d200?
>>
Rolled 33, 9 = 42 (2d120)

>>4264228
Nah
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>>4264236
Something to think about.....after being automatically blasted out of Equality Prime in its emergency escape pod.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4264250
At this point the only way to defeat the mecha is to either hack it or destroy the main AI totally
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>>4264255
Indeed. Perhaps fighting it on its terms, mecha v mecha, is not the way to go. Perhaps this require greater finesse. In any case. Your escape pod was picked up later by the Director as the head honcho of the Mechapocalypse continued its rampage across the island. Take it down and claim your revenge for Equality Prime!

next thread! Since it's the end of this one! Finally! yay

updates be here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>
>>4264255
> send it a copy of Morrowind

It'll over-mod it and then crash its systems.
>>
>>4264705
Don't you mean Skyrim
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>>4265182
That's just a Morrowind mod, they fooled you.
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>>4265398
TOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD
>>
>>4265399
Skyrim is so great, you can even play other Elder Scrolls games in it



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