We play as goblin named Gobson. We are trying to lead our goblins to a bright green future and it's not going as planned. The goblins were outed from their home by the humans, they soon found a new home and were successful in growing the green numbers. But that too wasn't meant to be as more goblins lost their lives to the Kobolds.Now the goblins with there numbers down to 3, focus on training with slings and calling forth Maglum for his aid.Previous Thread: >>4261473Archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Goblin%20QMGoblin Quest Statshttps://pastebin.com/WpcaY91n
>>4272162Slinging goes as planned each goblin takes turn practicing on the sling. Prot was amazing on the sling able to slung two rocks by the time you and Bits could only do one. He's been given a sling which he taken too. With practice over and night about to end you need to call on Maglum a minor god within goblin kind for his aid. He is the keeper of the wolves.The gobs bow, they light the meat in the shine and wait. The meat is soon taken in a puff of black smoke. He appears with his wolf ready to hear us.-1 Day of Smoked Meat (Human)Maglum: "Goblins, your strife has not gone unnoticed by me. Why do you call upon me, if it's wolves you seek you'll have my aid."What do?>Ask for his blessing in the hunt>Ask him if he senses Urm >Ask him a question (What?)>Seek Wisdom>Ask for more gifts >Other
>>4272165>Seek Wisdom>Me fuck up, but no-good-fuck. What Gobson do to not fuck up?
>>4272165>Oh great Maglum, we need your blessing. We found a pack of wolfs, but we aren't well versed in the art of wolf taming. So could you help us in taming and riding them?
>>4272165>Ask him a question (What?)Are there any other goblins nearby, and where?
>>4272165>Sense GoblinOh great Maglum. Where are the goblins, we need more of them.>Seek WisdomWhat can be done with the Kobolds they killed 3 of our numbers
>>4272165Boys we are being made a bitch really fucking hard. The Kobolds decisively fucked us and Urm overtly doesn’t respect our rule. The tribe is at the weakest it’s ever been and Gobson is barely fit to be wearing the crown on his head.>OtherAsk Maglum to give us some kind of power. Make us into a hobgoblin or wolf-whisperer or something to buff us up. Such power probably will come at a cost but at this point any sacrifice is worth it for some divine intervention.
>>4272162Also thanks for your dedication OP. This is a really fun quest :)
>>4272182This, if we can tame the wolves we'll regain the goblin's devotion. Needs to sound more gobliny though.
>>4272165>ask for more gifts a woman of some kind would be nice
>>4272176>>4272262>Seek WisdomHow does Gobson stop fucking up>>4272184>>4272262>Question/Sense GoblinAre there any other goblins nearby, and where?>>4272182>>4272316>>4272323>Help with wolves>>4272272GOBSON NEED MORE POWER>>4272352Wamen pls Mister MaglumAlright looks like most want to get help with the wolves. Resources3 Days of Smoked Meat (Human)What do? Sacrifice another day of Smoked Meat (Human) for Maglum to give Wisdom or Sense Goblin>Maglum give us Wisdom (-1 Smoked Meat Human)>Maglum let us know where goblins are at (-1 Smoked Meat Human)>Maglum give us Wisdom and sense goblins nearly (-2 Smoked Meat Human)>Maglum give Gobson Powers (Unknown Sacrifice needed)>No need for more sacrificing, let's just ask Maglum about the wolves.>OtherWriting for Wolf help>>4272283Also thanks for your dedication OP. This is a really fun quest :)I'm having fun making it and drawing
>>4272371>Maglum give us Wisdom (-1 Smoked Meat Human)
>>4272371>Maglum give us Wisdom and sense goblins nearlywe need numbers now, who knows when the kobolds well come for us
>>4272409This, we need numbers and we need them now. We can sacrifice the kobolds for power when we're done. I imagine that goblins have crazy dominant genes to explain why they're noticeable as goblins even though their mothers are from any one of the gobgods know how many species.
Gobson Maglum. Fave-or Gobs. Many wolves. Aid yes?”With these words spoken Maglum’s smoke formed smiled in delight. Maglum: “Maglum has been watching. He is pleased at green skins devotion in finding wolves. Aid will be given, wait three days and three nights for the new hunt to begin. Bring forth raw goat meat for the wolves and you may just learn the fine pleasure of canine over the lessened beings of the realm.”That was insightful, too bad the goblins will have to wait for the wolves to be on the hunt once more. Before Maglum can go away, Gobson gather up more smoked human meat and offered it up for Maglum’s pet.Maglum “This pleases Maglum, what other form of aid do you need goblins?”Gobson “Maglum. Where Gobs? Wise words of Cold Bolts.” Maglum takes a moment to think before answering Gobson and the other goblins. His words have meaning to them as he retold them for a place of knowledge.Maglum “Goblins I sense. Over the mountains be three. More be elsewhere. I sense a goblin with 4 Orcs traveling. Do with this as you will.”What comes next was Maglum talking to you personally, the green of the grass fades and you are taken to the spirit realm. Where you see a massive goblin that can crush you with his bare hands. And of course he’s real next to some wolves. Maglum “Gobson. Losing the crown for you are not fit to rule as a Kang over the goblins. You have shown that you do not think past the level of the lowest goblins.” He grabs your crown and wears it on his head. And points to the wolves he was near him. Maglum “Gobson, Kobolds are either a friend or foe to goblin kind, all could have be avoided when the kobolds actions were shown. Kobolds are known for their trap making skill much more than green skin kind.”With these words it leaves Gobson thinking of the kobolds actions right from the start to the end. They didn’t kill Prot when he got close to the cave, didn’t come out and fight when you and the goblins were placing traps around the cave in full view of them at night. During the fight you swear you could have heard a kobold speaking gob. Even when the battle was lost they didn’t chase you or stone you in the back. Maglum “Speak noone Gobson. For your future has many trials and difficulties before you are fit to be Kang. Now begone from my realm, I got wolves to breed. Call on me noone until you rid yourself of lower beings in your nest.” And with that you were back in the world of the living as Bits and Prot looked over you. The crown on your head is gone, but also your wounds. You learn a lot from that trip with Maglum, maybe it can be used to help you plan for the future of your tribe.(Cont)
>>4272694Week 3.3 Day>NestNone>Resources2 Days of Smoked Meat3 Days of rations1 Days of Smoked Meat (Human)3 loincloths (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)>Tools/weapons2 Stone Axe (Shoddy Quality)7 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)2 Stone-tipped spears (Poor Quality) (equipped)1 Iron Pickaxes (Good Quality)+2 Leather Sling (Shoddy Quality)Maglum's Bow (Good Quality) No arrows1 Whet Stone>PeopleClothed1 Goblin *leader* (Gobson) (3W) (0A) (5HP) +1 INT1 Goblin Crafter (Bits) (1W) (0A) (3/5HP) +1 INT1 Goblins Speedy (Prot) (1W) (0A) (5HP) +1 DEXWhat do? (Limit 2 Action)>Find Urm>(Food) Gather some berries>Mine (what?)>Scout (Where?)>Offering to the gods (Other?)>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>Research>Train (what?)> Craft tool/weapon/clothes/arrows (what?)>Other
>>4272697>Find UrmAll we got to do is prove that we've got what it takes and he's given us the chance to do that.
>>4272753>>4272763>>4272787Time to find the green bastard that is Urm.Leave someone to care for the animals?>Bits (3/5HP)>No>Roll me a 1d100 Bo3 to find our boi.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4272861>Leave Bits, tell him to run away if something attacks
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4272861>>4272863Supporting.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4272861
>>4272863>>4272891>>4272925>96Gobson has Bits stay behind while he and Prot go find Urm. From what Maglum has said, Urm could either be with the other goblins over the mountains, or with the orcs. Or already killed and none of the goblins that Maglum had sensed are there. After crossing the mountain, there is smoke in the distance.Gobson and Prot follow the smoke and soon come within view distance of the cave where a fire is burning. As they got close to the cave they saw a small goblin child hanging from the trees. Looking normal like a goblin he must be pureblooded something you and Prot are. You didn’t get close before a big goblin made it’s way out of the cave carrying a shield and spear. Clothed, looking strong.1 Strong Goblin (2W) (1A) (5/5hp) +???and 1 Goblin *leader* (Gobson) (1W) (0A) (5HP) +1 INT1 Goblins Speedy (Prot) (1W) (0A) (5HP) +1 DEXHe begins to speak looking at your unmoving feet and Prot nervous movement. Gob “LEAVE. NO RAPE.”Seems like this goblin thinks you just mindless and only one thing in your mind, will that’s where he’s slightly wrong. But for the child, the goblin you’re talking to you are not Urm he must be somewhere else.What do?>ME Friend (Try to get him to join up)>Urm? (Ask if he ask Urm)>Gob your? (Ask about the child)>Attack>Leave>Other
>>4273019>ME Friend (Try to get him to join up)
>>4273019> You. Join tribe. Gobbo alone, weak. Gobbo together, strong.
>>4273019>Gob your? (Ask about the child)
>>4273019>ME Friend (Try to get him to join up)let’s introduce ourselves and ask him who he is and if he is nesting with anyone else. Him and the kid might be 2 of the 3 mountain goblins Malgum was talking about.
>>4273019>ME Friend (Try to get him to join up)Goblin hulk's giving me the feels
>>4273019>ME Friend.You alone. Child alone. Join me.
>>4273021>>4273023>>4273037>>4273058>>4273064>ME Friend (Try to get him to join up)>>4273029>Gob your? (Ask about the child)Seems like Gobson is trying to get the goblin onto his side. Let's see how this goes.>Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4273074I'm backing >>4273023 and >>4273064 for our approach.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4273074
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4273074
>>4273077>>4273081>>4273082>97 Gobson knows what he was to do to get the gobs to join his nest. Gobson: “ME Gobson Maglum ME Friend. Prot. Child your?” I asked and pointed over to Prot who smiled at the mention of his name.Grelob: “Grelob, Child mine, son Grelob.” He said as the child climbs down the tree and walks over to his father.This seems to be working, you see from within the cave there is another goblin around the fire.Gobson: “Who Gob Nest?”At this Grelob body tenses up and whispers the boy back to the cave.Grelob: “Rlis. NO RAPE”Seems like that’s a touchy subject so you passed it and let Grelob know about the wonders of being together as a Nest. Protection from humans, the goblins got eachother backs, and if that’s not good enough the food and animals you have back in the nest. Grelob listens quietly and walks back to the cave, when he stands next to the fire he invites us in. Which we do, inside the cave you see that it’s much bigger than the one back home. The thing that really surprised you is the preggo female goblin resting near the flames behind Grelob. You didn’t see a female goblin since your old nest, they are a rare sight to see and this Grelob has one to himself. No wonder he’s kept saying no rape. By the looks of it shes ready to burst.The cave itself is much bigger than the hole in the wall, about the size of the first cave you had before being attacked by humans. The cave has enough time to fit the sheep and the horse. Grelobs tells it to you brutally honestly, he doesn't leave his cave. As his goblin is with child, but he will allow you to join in the cave. He makes it clear that he does not view Gobson as a leader and will not follow his orders. All he wants is NO RAPE his mate. He seems to have meant it.What do?>(Agree) Free bigger cave. Good upgrade from hole in wall>(Push Harder) Try to get Grelob and others to move back to the Nest>(Don't choose yet) Leave and resume the hunt for Urm>Other
>>4273128>(Don't choose yet) Leave and resume the hunt for UrmWe need to find our gobbro.
>>4273164This. Needa grab Urm
>>4273164This, wish him luck
>>4273128>(Don't choose yet) Leave and resume the hunt for UrmUrm would probably try to rape female gob as things are now. We need to tame wolf to make these 3 gobs want to follow us and make sure Urm respect our orders. We need these 3 gobs and the better cave !
>>4273226support. we cant let the big boys ruin things for us. first we get urm, then the wolves, then Grelob
>>4273164>>4273167>>4273178>>4273226>>4273258The offer is good and all but you are on a mission to find Urm, and that’s something to have to do. Anyway you have to first settle the issue with Urm ever since he grow stronger he keeps acting out With the three goblins checked out it was time to find the goblin with the orcs, that could be Urm. He could have fallen in with the orc crowd. You and Prot wish him good luck on the birth and let him know you were trying to find a friend. But you will return, he bids you goodbye and happy raping. Now the only thing to do is to walk around the mountain valley and hopefully find Urm. It takes a long time before you spot him, dawn will be coming soon. For across the mountain hill you see 4 figures, with one of them being smaller than the others. And looks to be holding a pickaxe, didn’t Urm take a pickaxe before leaving? This leaves you with many questions.What do?>Let’s go greet Urm? And his buddies>Let’s just watch from a distance>Let’s go home, Urm is now a orc boi>Other
>>4273270> Have Prot sit back and hide with his sling. Go greet Urm warily and see if we can't turn this into a good thing for us. If shit goes topside, Prot will start firing while you all book it
>>4273275Sure. This is the part where anons pick a choice or make their own. And whatever gets the majority is picked and keeps the story going in that direction until the next choice. You don't have to ask for permission anon. :)
>>4273270>Let’s just watch from a distanceLet's see how they act and treat the -presumed- Urm first.
>>4273295we all play the same character , Gobson , it's currently trying to find Urm after he left our tribe due to a ... skirmishing failure that resulted in goblin deaths.I don't know why we are searching for him but just go with the flow.Add your perspective on a problem and solutions you came up with.
>>4273295Just want to make sure they don't use Urm as fleshlight. We gobs too weak to take risks atm, I suggest being cautious.If they seem to treat Urm right then let's greet them, otherwise we wait until nightfall, free Urm and steal their stuff.
>>4273299Urm is strong He would bite their dicks off if they tried
>>4273295You should really read the first thread. You'll find out what's going on in the story and should also figure out how to play.
>>4273301Urm strong, but aren't orcs basically bigger gobs ? And 4 probably be too many. If they're obviously friendly with Urm then :>>4273272Support.>>4273295Learn the story so far then come help us grow the tribe !
>>4273270>>Let’s go greet Urm? And his buddiesmaybe they want to help rape the kobolds. the orcs cant take anything from us except use us as fucksleeves
Gobson decided that the best course of action is to first know the intentions of the Orks. If the Orks are treating Urm well then that could be a potential ally to the dangers of the world. But one must be on the lookout, there is only so much you can see from a distance. You and Prot go down the mountain side across the stream and start going up the other side, once your in ear shot you tell Prot to hold back and just be ready if things go wrong. As you walk closer you hear the Orks and Urm talking.Big Ork: “Urm where’s your nest? You leading us in big circle.”Urm: “Nest close! I find! No lost!”Ork 1: “I getting hungry.”Ork 2: “I want some deer meat.”Ork 3: “I want goat milk.”Urm: “Nest milk! Milk goat milk!”Big Ork sighs.Well time to make your presence known. You just crest the hill and greet them. You are glad they can speak Gob, this will make things much easier.Gobson: “Me Gobson.”Urm: “Gobson Back!”The Orks tensed up for a moment before relaxing after seeing it’s just me Gobson. I maybe should have not shown up very sudden, but I’m a goblin and goblins are good at sneaking. Big Ork began to talk and you listened. Big Ork: “I am Omegugh. Do you know Urm?”Gobson: “Yes. Urm part tribe.”Omegugh: “Urm got lost. We find him. We feed him. Now trying to find Urm nest.”Gobson: “Friend Orks?”Omegugh: “We friend. We join tribe at nest? Help?”Gobson: “Me want help. Cold bolt no friend.”Omegugh: “We kill kobolds with you. First nest. Very hungry. Tired too. Been searching nest all day.”Gobson: “Nest close. Follow me.”Gobson knows Orks are strong and they are like big goblins. Urm is very happy to see us. And he greets you warmly after talking to Omegugh. And is ready to follow your lead.What do?>Go back to nest with Orks>Hunt with Orks for food (They may decline)>Attack Kobolds with Orks (Very difficult)>Write in
>>4273349>>Go back to nest with Orksg-give them the milk (were gonna get shafted arent we?)tomorrow we attack the cold bolts and take their breeding stock
>>4273349do we still have the horse?>while returning to the nest talk with Urm about the plan to tame wolves
>>4273349>Hunt with Orks for food (They may decline)I don't think we have enough food for four orks.
>>4273349> Ask orcs to hunt with us. If orcs say no, have Urm take them to tribe and wait while Prot and Gobson go find goats and deer. Orcs takes lots of eatins and we want friendly orcs, not hungry orcs
>>4273349>Go back to nest with OrksGood thing orks are friends. Feed them with what we have first so we can become even more friends. They will help with food when not tired anymore.
Changing my vote to support :>>4273391
>>4273391Urm was lost
>>4273391yeah id support this big think
>>4273402Right. Could Urm find nest if we give him right directions ? If not Bits can guide them.
>>4273391Support, but I am worried we lose controll over tribe, if the big orcs wants to take controll. On the other hand they seem nice.Also I am for a diplomatic solution with the kobolds. OP told us quite clearly we failed, because we were to aggresive to them and murderhobo like. We should gift them our horse and goats, and if that fails intidimate them with the new orcs we have. It would be nice to start a big greenskin nation. We could supplement our strengths. Orcs for the melee, goblins for raiding on wolfs and skirmishing and the kobolds could do well as trap makers and for ambushes.
>>4273405yeah , we can stay with Urm hunting
>>4273406These orcs seem oddly friendly but that may be just to having greenskin - we like cousins. However, my thought process with the Kobolds is that, well... we hate them now. At this point backing down would be kinda weird. Orcs seem chill, but enslaving the Kobolds after they fucked us up would be nice
>>4273406sorry but fuck kobolds and we are going to rape them to death. not racist, just dont like em, simple as.
>>4273406Yes, we'll need something to secure our leadership. Getting wolves would help tremendously with that.We should focus on this after feeding the orks, then we'll deal with the kobolds if they don't distrurb us during these 3 days and 3 nights of the new hunt. Also we'll need goat meat.
Bits is gonna be pretty valuable now. As long as we can keep progressing our tech, he can forge some badass heavy armor for our orcs. That's when we'll be an actual threat. Once we've gotten all the gobbos of the mountains banded together, tame wolves, and then conquer the Kobolds, we'll have everything we need. Outfit everyone and go handle the humans.
>>4273425and then rape
>>4273411>>4273415I understand that we hate the kobolds, but maybe with a god telling him his error, we could maybe explain backing down better. I also respect them for defending themself, as it was our mistake. Anyway I would fine with fighting them, if we enslave them and not outright kill them. Let the horde grow. But I would be more pleased with a diplomatic solution, I don't care if we intidimate them or bribe them
>>4273431we are not going to fuck with them in some time.we can also redirect efforts into the dwarfs.
>>4273434>Gobson: “Me want help. Cold bolt no friend.”>Omegugh: “We kill kobolds with you. First nest. Very hungry. Tired too. Been searching nest all day.”It sounds like we have quite soon a confrontation with them.
>>4273436we can always feed them the horse
>>4273437You mean feed the orcs the horse or the kobolds? Because I suggested already that we offer as some kind of bribe our animal stocks to the kobolds to join us or intimidate them with the orcs to join us. It would additionally have the benefit of the god being again able to visit us.
>>4273439the orksin case hunting is not succesfull
>>4273439kobolds are not our race and useless except for breeding (maybe?).. we only failed because the kobolds were stronger, hence it was unwise to attack.
>>4273441Yea sounds like a good plan>>4273450The orcs aren't our race either, but we still can work with them. If the kobolds joined us, our numbers would sure double. Making our group a sight to be hold and we would be sure able to raid small villages.
>>4273452orcs are greenskins, just like us good gobs, and they presumably also enjoy rape. Kobols are not a related species, they are some weak diluted form of dragon progeny and beholden to worshipping dragons. we dont need their warriors, we just need their wombs to make more gobs.
>>4273468This.Stop standing up for lizards. Greenskins are the master race
>>4273468>>4273471We will see.
>>4273476this is going to be fun
allright give me the CUM op
>>4273402or didn't want to lead orcs to nest...they are fishy, and the constant pushing to get to our livestock....I think (not having caught up to the thread yet) we made a big mistake here.
>>4273507I mean what are we going to lose? A horse and two goats... I think the risk outweighs the benefits, they even helped Urm.
>>4273509we are too soon to be sure here if they helped him, or just found a sucker to lead them to loot and slaves...well the dice are cast now, we'll have to wait to find out what the story with urm and orcs really was.
>>4273510I think if they were intended on that, Maglum would have told us that.
>>4273511Maglum is a dick, and a wolf-fucker. "Do with this what you will" he said.We should have scouted them some more before showing ourselves outright.
>>4273514Well we did observe them beforehand instead of talking to them first."Gobson decided that the best course of action is to first know the intentions of the Orks." if QM did this it'd be dirty. But I agree on the cautious approach.
>>4273514were gonna kill some k*bolds allright, i dont care if the orcs want to rape our horse
>>4273514>Maglum is a dick, and a wolf-fucker.Yes I know already he is the greatest goblin to ever have lived?
>>4273517I don't care bout no horse.I just want for our Gobson to, as the leader, be the first to taste a capture lizard's cloaca...>>4273516I mean yeah, but he might have jumped to the conclusion a bit too fast, that was just a short convo. the orcs seemed onetrack minded pushy, and Urm was not all that comfortable... to the point the Urm who secretely hates our guts, was very happy to see us... makes your +1 int gobble joggle>>4273522think about this... Boars.Pic very related.
>>4273349>Hunt with Orks for food (They may decline)
>>4273349shit, i forgot vote on this...>Hunt with Orks for food (They may decline)we might get a better idea about them, besides don't have too much food for them anyways.
>>4273527>think about this... Boars.Yea I don't think I am gonna trade wolfs for boars, while we have a literal wolf supporting god on our side. Even if we got gifted some giantspiders or battletoads to ride, I would be hard pressed to switch to them.
>>4273594>he is the greatest goblin to ever have lived>lists all those other animal mounts better than maglum's wolvesWolf-fucker might be good for now, but we need to think prospectively.Once we get the wolves, consolidate the greenskins here, and move past the mountains, we should keep our eyes open for the gods higher on the pecking order.
>>4273653I think this could lead to a split. He is the saviour, the one who answers our calls. We shall make him our highest goblin god.
>>4273688You just really want that wolf pussy, don't ya?You make good point though. But is the loyalty a goblin's trait?
>>4273707>But is the loyalty a goblin's trait?I also saw that as a problem, but on the hand, do you really want to get in contact with the other goblin deities? Imagine, do you think the goblin god of deceit is really gonna help us?
>>4273716maybe not him but, say, the goblin god of cunning( asuming that's a different one from deceit) or god of war or a different totemic god?I mean, I'm just saying to keep our options open till we see all the posibilities.it's the long time from now anyways.also I actually thought for once, and I take back those words on goblin loyalty - there's that goblin family after all. and Grelob seems pretty dedicated to them. So who knows really...
WHERE THE FUCK IS OP >holler>search1d6
>>4273728Maybe if we find some kind of shaman of another god, but as long as Maglum is helping us as he does now, we should not think about betraying him yet.
>>4273759Probably sleeping bro
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>4273759
>>4273357>Go back to nest with Orks>>4273364>>4273538>>4273542>Hunt with Orks for food (They may decline)>>4273391>>4273394>>4273403>>4273406> Ask orcs to hunt with us. If orcs say no, have Urm take them to tribe and wait while Prot and Gobson go find goats and deer. Orcs takes lots of eatins and we want friendly orcs, not hungry orcsLooks like Gobson wants to make a nice gesture to the orcs, a team building task. And if that doesn't work bring home the meat after giving the right directions.>Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4273813
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4273813>>4273813
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4273813
>>4273816>>4273819>>4273820>83Gobson has a great idea, to help friendly Orks and to feed them also. A hunt will be made, a hunt for goats or deer. Gobson: “Orks hunt Gobs too.”At the mention of hunting one of the orks stomachs’ growlOmegugh: “A hunt would be nice. Fresh meat on Ork belly. Me boys must rest. We been all moon and all sun helping Urm find nest. Sleep first. Hunt later.”Gobson: “Have idea. Gobson and Prot hunt. Say nest where. Urm go nest orks.”At this idea the Ork leader Omegugh put his hand on his huge chin and thought. He looked over the other Orks and nodded.Omegugh: “Good idea. One Orkboy hunt with you. And you tell directions.”That didn’t go quite as planned but we did get one strong big ork to help us with the hunt. Gobson tells the orks how to get to their nest and after making double sure from Omegugh they headed off with Urm.Gobson waved them off and started the hunt. It took some time before finding a mountain goat alone. During the trip to find one Gobson talked with the Ork boy. His name was Yagnar. Yagnar was saying how he was a good friend to all goblins always helping them, and he big smiled while saying this and tapped his spear on the ground.Before long a goat was in view and alone as you and the ork hid behind a rock. Gobson was a spear while Prot has a spear and sling. Yagnar has a big spear.1 Orc Fighters (4W) (0A) (14HP)1 Goblin *leader* +1Int (Gobson) (1W) (0A) (5HP) 1 Goblin Speedy +1Dex (Prot) (1W) (0A) (5HP) (2 Range attacks in one turn) VS 1 Eating Mountain goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (6/6hp)What do?>CHARGE>Prot slung rocks and others charge>Too big goat let’s go back to nest>Other
>>4273887>>Prot slung rocks and others charge
>>4273887>Prot slung rocks and others charge
>>4273887>Prot slung rocks, Gobson flanks while orc charges.
Rolled 9 - 3 (1d20 - 3)>>4273894>>4273896>>4273897>>4273914>>4273918It was time for the attack, the moutain goat will not know what hit him. You let Prot and Yagnar on the plan, which is Prot will sling rocks at it. While Gobson and Yagnar will stab it to death, the perfect plan for hunting. Gobson sounds the battle call, the goat is in your sights as you move as fast as your feet can carry you. Goat meat will be on the table today with the Ork boy as guests.>cccccCombat!Goat gets -3 to the first round and can't attack. Due to being surprised. Next round is back to normal1 Ork Fighter (Yagnar) (4W) (0A) (14HP)1 Goblin *leader* +1Int (Gobson) (1W) (0A) (5HP)1 Goblin Speedy +1Dex (Prot) (1W) (0A) (5HP) VS1 Pissed mountain goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (6/6hp)>Roll me 1d20. Going to need 4 rolls in total. Prot gets two attacks with his sling due to +1 DEX.Rolling for the Goat
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4273923
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4273923
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>4273923>Orc Fighters (4W) (0A) (14HP)>14hpwe'z 'roight slobbered now.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>4273923
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4273923
Rolled 13, 10 = 23 (2d20)>>4273924>>4273925>>4273937>>4273943>19>7>3>9Vs>6>2 Damage Dealt>3 Damage Taken1 Goblin (Gobson) (1W) (0A) (5/5HP)1 Unconscious Goblin (Prot) (1W) (0A) (2/5HP)VS1 Wounded pissed mountain goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (4/6hp)As Gobson charges forth he yells and hollers as he stabs the goat with all his might. The first stone of Prot missed, the other hit the mark. You heard a large smack than a thud, Yagnar didn’t charge with you, he didn’t finish off the goat with his Ork strength. You don’t have time to figure out what’s happening as a pissed off goat is getting ready to gouge you for messing with it’s meal.Yagnar “ME good friend. Help Orks.” You heard as you stand at the ready against the goat for the fight of your life. What do?>Keep fighting>RUN AWAY>Other>Roll me 1d20. Going to need 2 rolls.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4273963> Keep FightingHow did the goat do 3 dmg when it has a W score of 2?
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>4273963kill that goat bitchcant keep getting cucked like this
>>4273965traitor ork, they be stealing our shit, hopefully we get urm back atleast
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>4273963fukI knew it>Othergoad the goat into charging into the orc. then grab Prot and RUN the fuck away.
>>4273965The Ork did it. We've been bamboozled.
>>4273963SHIT. I knew it was too good to be true, but I wanted to believe it.
>>4273968Supporting. We need to save prot.
>>4273971There is only one solution that is fair,We eat the ork>>4273968+1if we hit the orc in the legs throwing our spear we will outrun him
>>4273976and then what? they looted our shit, lets just hope they didnt turn Urm in a sexslave because we cant beat them.there is no cave to come back to, the orcniggers stole everything, including the food, and the goat is our next meal.
>>4273981Yeah, this is probably game over. Even if we survive this, we've lost Urm and our base.
>>4273981we eat the ork after the goats kill himor we kill the orcs after the goat beats his asseather way we sould level up
>>4273981and here you are wrong. we've got a great cave to go to - Grelob's. we can work from there, first asses the situation at the camp, and then try and possibly "exfiltrate" our bois out.
>>4273988we could level up wisdom and try luck at poisons
>>4273984we can refuge at the good gob with gobchild and gob girl (no rape!)but lets try to get back urm.first kill goat for xp and food.
>>4273992>we could level up wisdom and try luck at poisonsim not a gay goblin but i am hoping we can assrape the orcs for their actionswe need NUMBAZZ
>>4273995don't be gaylet the wolfs do it
>>4273986>>4273995we need patience and knowledge. and it pains me to admit it [s]wolves[/s]
Rolled 15, 17 = 32 (2d20)>>4273965>>4273966>>4273968>>4273973>>4273975>>4273976>>4273985>15:3>13:10>1 Damage Dealt>2 Damage Taken1 Goblin (Gobson) (1W) (0A) (3/5HP)1 Unconscious Goblin (Prot) (1W) (0A) (2/5HP)VS1 Wounded pissed mountain goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (3/6hp)>Keep Fighting/goad the goat into charging into the orc. then grab Prot and RUN the fuck away.Gobson just needs to think. He just has to have a plan and all will be right in the world right? The plan comes quick as you see the horns coming at you, you are able to spear it once more before turning your plan into action. Which is too get the mountain goat to attack the Ork and not you. You start running as fast as your legs can take you, you see the Orc walking at a quick pace, maybe just maybe you can throw your spear and hit in the-A sharp pain plagues your backside. The constantly shift of your body weight from one side to the other only adds fuel to the pain. The goat got you, you're bleeding and it hurts, but it's not over yet. You are near the steam, you can make it to Prot body. You just got to work through the searing pain.What do?>Throw Spear at Ork Leg (-5 to Hit called shot and distance, and spear not a javelin)>Run Away>Curl up into a ball and play dead>Other>Roll me 1d20. Going to need 2 rolls.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4274007>Throw Spear at Ork Leg (-5 to Hit called shot and distance, and spear not a javelin)please
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>4274007may KEK assist us
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>4274007>>4274011Fuck me. seconding
>>4274007>>Throw Spear at Ork Leg (-5 to Hit called shot and distance, and spear not a javelin)
>>4274007Hop in the stream and try to escape via stream.
Rolled 5 - 3 (1d20 - 3)>>4274011>>4274016>>4274017>>4274024Time for a miracle to happen. Rolling for Yagnar who gets -3 in his roll since his back is turned and doesn't see the spear.
>>4274046>2 totalmiracles do happen guys.Now just to try and avoid more damage, and hopefully to secure prot. And off we go.
>10:13>15:17>1 Damage Dealt>2 Damage Taken1 Goblin (Gobson) (1W) (0A) (1/5HP)1 Unconscious Goblin (Prot) (1W) (0A) (2/5HP)VS1 Wounded Pissed Mountain Goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (3/6hp)Misc1 Ork Fighter (4W) (0A) (13/14HP)You have only one chance and by the gods you’ll make it happen. You avoid the pain and run with all your might and throw the spear that flies through the air like an arrow. It hits Yagnar in the leg as he walks away. Yagnar “Ouch.” Was the last thing you heard before another shot of pain goes through your body. It’s too much to bare as the world turns into darkness. The last thing you see is the goat running to it’s next target as you collapse on Prot’s body. Are you dead? You don’t feel like it, you just know that everything hurts in the darkness. You wait for a bit and soon Maglum shows up once again. Maglum “Gobson. You have done well in getting rid of the lesser creatures in your nest. It was not what I had in mind, but for that you get a reward befitting a follower of Maglum. You will soon find it, but be warned if any harm befalls on my creation.”Soon after you wake up back in the nest with Prot and Bits over you. Each sporting a head bandage, you look down and see you’re all bandaged and can’t move. Gobson “Bits, Prot! You live! Where Urm!”Your first thoughts were of the others, with the mention of Urm name their smiles turned into frowns. They move from the cave entrance and you can see Urm’s body dead on the ground, blood pools around his neck. His head laying on the ground next to it. A wolf feasting away on his body. Your mood took a turn for the worst. Gobson “Ork?”With these words Bits nodded yes and retold the story of the Ork raid. Bits was watching the flames burn off the impurities of the world when 3 Orks came with Urm. Bits was going to greet them before the leader of the ground hacked off Urm’s head right then and there. Bits couldn’t do nothing as the Orks demanded him to surrender now seeing the strongest goblin warrior of the tribe is dead. He watched as they stole everything they could get their hands on. Weapons, animals, tools, the coins, even Maglum’s bow wasn’t safe from them. Soon after came another Ork dragging behind a mountain goat with him he was hurt, but not enough to impair his abilities. And once together and the horse saddled they left carrying the goats and everything else. They left the smoked meat, after the leader tried it and split it out for burnt flavor. They took human rations and left the rest behind.Bits was alone and waited until sun up when Prot came dragging Gobson, and Bits cleaned wounds as best he could. Gobson been sleeping for two days.
>>4274138+1 Wolf-Lot of shit>NestNone >Resources3 Days of Smoked Meat2 Days of Smoked Meat (Human)4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)Sharp rocksRocks, SticksSome TreesShrine to Maglum >Tools/weaponsNone >PeopleClothed1 Goblin *leader* (Gobson) (3W) (0A) (1/5HP) +1 INT1 Goblin Speedy (Prot) (1W) (0A) (2/5HP) +1 DEX1 Goblin Crafter (Bits) (1W) (0A) (3/5HP) +1 INT +4 EXP Gobson and Prot >Animals1 Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP) >Misc:NoneWhat do? (1 Action)>Time to find a new nest>Rest until better>Find Orks>Other
>>4274140>>Time to find a new nestWe don't want the orcs to come back here and fuck us again.
>>4274140Time to move to grelob's cave and rest... And then either wolves or parleying with kobolds
Go chill with that other goblin with the cave. Get the wolf pregnant for more goblins. Its at least a safe spot to rest.
>>4274140>Time to find a new nest
>>4274157>wolf pregnantAhh yes, finally, the answer to the Great Question - how is gobby formed, awaits.
>>4274156Support. Let’s just take as much food as we can and leave.Also fuck Urm this is all that pissy retard’s fault. He made a little bit of gainz and then decided to go and fuck us all over. In the future we need to ensure that we are the strongest goblin in the tribe so no one dares to fuck with our leadership again.
>>4274183He was still one of our OG boys so I'm sad to see him go.
>>4274149>>4274156>>4274157>>4274166>>4274183>Time to find a new nestAlright looks like our boys are taking what they can and trying to restart the tribe. Bigger and better than ever before.But before they go they eye the wolf as it eats Urm reminds what should be done with the big canine?>Rape Wolf (Yourself)>Order Prot to rape it (Medium)>Order Bits to rape it (Hard since +1 INT)>Rape another day, we need to heal up>Other >Roll me 1d100 Bo3 either way for convincing/trip.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4274207>Rape another day, we need to heal up
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4274207>>Rape another day, we need to heal up
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4274207>Rape another day, we need to heal up
>>4274207>Rape another day, we need to heal upBut let's see if it's tame, or try taming it if it is not.
>>4274196I’m sad that he is dead too but he was being a dickhead to us near the end. Goblins only respect strength and Urm was a prime example of that. He butt heads with Gobson and refused to listen to us because we were weaker than him. We need to lvl up our strength in the future to ensure shit like this doesn’t happen again.
>>4274222We need to hobgoblin or bugbear out of this problem. But that's far away from our current troubles, we're unquestioned atm since prot is a whelp and bits is smart enough to know better than cause trouble.
>>4274246Maybe we should just get all of our gobs to at least +1 int, then have them specialize.
>>4274210>>4274218>>4274219>>4274221>>4274222>>4274246>33>Rape another day, we need to heal upIt wouldn’t be a smart thing to rape something that can fight back. With sharp long claws and sharp teeth the best thing to do is to head to Grelob. The friendly goblin that open his nest for his fellow goblins.Gobson and the others gather up what they can and head in the direction of Grelob. Each of you carry one unit of food with you on the trip. The wolf followed close behind, the trip was uneventful save for the sharp pain with each step you take. Even Bits and Prot are having trouble with the injuries they have suffered.The times of hardships are not over it seems, as in the distance came 6 figures. One on a horse with 5 following on foot. The one on the horse shined light into the goblins eyes, it wears metal on its chest. The walking figures are taller than a human and more built than one. They seem to be heading in the goblins direction, at a walking pace. From what you can see 2 of the figures use bows and the 3 others use spears. What do?>Greet them and they are hostile Parley>Run Away>Beg and surrender >Make Wolf attack while others run>Other
>>4274296>>Run AwayThe Orks with our horse perhaps?
>>4274296> Run Away
>>4274316>>4274322>>4274341>>4274352>Time for the goblins to run away>Roll me 1d100 Wo3 due to being injured and one of the figures is on a horse.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4274381
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4274381
>>4274381> Wo3QM either kill us or give us Bo3 at this point because you already had the Orks rob us of everything, killed our strongest fighter, and then sent us into an immediate encounter with guys on horseback.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4274381Gobson is suffering but I am a masochist>>4274391>NOOOOO WE CAN'T HAVE A CHALLENGE OR RISK OF FAILURE IN A QUEST
>>4274383>>4274388>>4274404>14>You feel like you're going to have a bad timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJgt6m6njVw
You had enough trouble with Orks in the past; they're the ones that killed Urm. They took all your stuff while you are unconscious now you're going to have to go through 6 armored Orks. You know you will never live through that. So you sound the retreat, you and the others drop the carried food and turn tail. The wolf didn’t need any command it was already running before you told the others to just get the hell out of there. Looking behind you see that the horse man is charging right at your group of goblins. It didn’t take long before the ton of flesh and steel to make his way to you. His steed jumped over your heads and landed in front of you. The horse reared up and neighed loudly as it settled back down.The Orc with his glowing eye, stared down at the pathetic creatures you are and began to speak. Pale Skin Orc: “Salutations goblins it is I, Chester De Newmont . Sorry if I was disturbing your beautiful day. With you walking the dog hearing the birds sing, and the bee buzzing. I have news that may have help you avoid some dangerous characters, if you haven’t been keeping up with our bulletin board in our nearby town. There have been some bandits going around these lands harassing the locals.”Gobson doesn’t know what to say. He never heard a proper Gob dialect spoken with so many big words. The goblins were ready to face Maglum as the loincloths they were wearing got a darker shade of brown.Chester De Newmont “Ah I see you have been drinking water from the river. Bad water there sorry for your dysentery sufferings. Nevertheless the dangerous characters are Orcs, of the dark skin variety. They have been known to lie, cheat, steal, and kill without remorse. If you happen upon these characters do the smart thing and stay away, for they want only blood.”Gobson:“Ahh me head.”Chester De Newmont “We could have those wounds looked at. Our town is nearby and we can treat you and fix you up just like new. Pray tell how did one of your stature receive those wounds. You friends seems to have suffer the same fate as well.”As this Chester character talks you notice the other Pale Skin Orcs are making their way to you and the other goblins you are with.What do?>IT’S A TRAP >Run Away>Tell him about the Orks>Lie (About what?)>Accept his offer>What’s the catch?>Other
>>4274439>Run AwayIt's all we can do.
>>4274439>What’s the catch?
>>4274447Please don't fall for this shit again.
We're fucked either way. Theres no way we're escaping, already injured and the dude has a horse. Ask for whatever treatment we can get. And see if we can join in hunting those other orc fucks to get our stuff back.
>>4274447This, we can't escape but we can convince them we don't expect anything long enough to escape.
>>4274509We're rape goblins, they're not going to actually help us. They have no reason to. Running away at least gives us a chance.
>>4274514>>4274511They could be nice Orks. Maybe they are good friends
I think it's time to thank OP for a well-run quest and peacefully bow out before this descends any further in the masochism.
>>4274573The fun was just begun >:3c
>>4274447SupportingWe’re too wounded to truly run away
The other fucking goblins don't matter. As long as Gobson is alive and raping we can spring back from anything.
>>4274447Supporting Also if he wants us dead he can just catch up to us with the horse
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4274444>Run Away>>4274447>>4274501>>4274509>>4274511>>4274678>>4274795>What’s the catch?Sounds too good to be true. There must be something hidden that he's not telling you. Gobson just need to get this out of him and keep his Gobs alive in anyway he can.>Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4274813
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4274813
>>4274813>let's see what did I miss in gobbo threaf... Oh boy.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4274813>>4274834
>>4274816HUZZAH BIG BRAIN CONFIRMED
>99Gobson:“What Catch?”Chester De Newmont “There be no catch my dear goblin friend. You will be given proper aid and a time to rest. With enough to eat your fill. A proper town with proper laws and rules to govern just people in these harsh lands.”Laws, rules. They are big catches, a goblin doesn’t live by laws or rules, they live off of the biggest gob cok.Chester De Newmont “Good just laws to ensure that the people living there live safe and secure. Laws that protect the people from thieves, murderers, rapists, and other vile vermins. Pardon me for saying such strong words but many such vermins are worth more with their death. Which protects the town, and the reason why I’m out with my party to hunt down vermin.”Thieves, Murderers, Rapists, is he describing Gobson and the other goblins? Chester De Newmont “As new members, you’ll have to live outside of town a distance away, until you are able to change the goblin nature that you hold. See to it as a trial for a decent life away from the dangers of the wilds.”As he talks, his men show up and say something to him in the human language.Pale Skin Orc “On mnhua eatm swa unofd” Chester De Newmont “Seems like you have passed the first trail in ensuring your citizenship within Newmont land. If you wish to partake you are free to follow my men. If not I do hope we meet each other again in the future hopefully under happier circumstances. Tally ho!”Chester De Newmont rears up his horse and trots where the sun sets, slow enough for his men and potentially you to keep up.Pale Skin Orc “Do you goblins want to come to Newmont?”What do?>IT’S A TRAP>RUN AWAY>Politely Decline resume your trip to the other goblin’s shithole>Rudely Decline calling them Orknigs and resume your trip to the other goblin’s shithole>Follow them to town>Other
>>4274851>Politely Decline resume your trip to the other goblin’s shitholeWe can’t give up on the goblin lifestyle just yet but if the other orcs come around we can always just go to these guys.
>>4274851>>Politely Decline resume your trip to the other goblin’s shitholeWe're done trusting orks and outsiders. Let's do this the good ol' gobbo way.
>>4274851>“On mnhua eatm swa unofd” lucky us.>>4274853>>4274855i'd say first follow them to town, and assess it(and get fed). and then we can go to nest.
>>4274851>Follow them to townThe GM has obviously been planning this town shit. Even if gobs are enslaved, it will be a new plotline.
LEVEL UP. Gobson has leveled up from his many battles and fails. He was unlocked something within himself will it be enough to save him?Str, Dex, Con, Int, Wis, Char are the abilities. You may add 1 point to Gobson. Some may give + to rolls, allow you to make better choices, unlock certain techs, rise your status with others or open different options to certain things. Be wary as others goblins in your group level up it may open up your rule being called into question. Gobson Stats>Str 0, Dex 0, Con 0, Int 1, Wis 0, ChaBits Stats>Str 0, Dex 0, Con 0, Int 1, Wis 0, ChaProt Stats >Str 0, Dex 1, Con 0, Int 0, Wis 0, ChaStr = Goblin can hit harderDex = Goblin has more speedCon = Goblin can handle painInt = Goblin becomes Smarter (LOCKED) Wis = Wise GoblinCha = Goblin becomes leader>How will Gobson improve as a goblin?
>>4274872>Gobson will become more charismatic.There is still a strong goblin nearby who can help us.
>>4274872>Str = Goblin can hit harderAt least be one tier stronger than regular gobs.
>>4274851>Politely Decline resume your trip to the other goblin’s shitholeAsk directions for newmont so we can visit later. Assume there is some merc contracts there to kill nigger orcs
>>4274872tempted to choose wis... but as things are we need strenght.>Str = Goblin can hit harder
>>4274872>Gobson becomes more charming
>>4274896Will charisma help us pet the wolf?
>>4274915Will a bigger dick help us pet the insides of the wolf?
>>4274851On one hand we can get treated on the other what if they find out we kill, stole, and lied. We're going to neck. Will the goblins go raping if they see females?>Follow them to town
>>4274924they told us we'll be kept "outside" for the time being, so probably no pussy in sight, and thus no trouble.Honestly, I'd be more worried about that at the gobbo's cave. So the our wounds and hunger getting treated at the town part and leveling our str is good to keep our gang in check when we get to cave
>>4274851>>Politely Decline resume your trip to the other goblin’s shitholeWe can decide latter, to go visit that town, but for now I propose we go to the other gobbos.
>>4274851>>Politely Decline resume your trip to the other goblin’s shithole>>4274872Str = Goblin can hit harder
>>4274962+1if it's easier to kill more things we can level up faster
>>4274962>>4274969I mean we could let the others level up in str to kill things faster, but charisma is the number 1 leader skill. I don't even get how we could take int over cha.
>>4274925implying goblin females dont like rape too
>>4274970and then they run off again because we are smol
>>4274973He didn't run off, because we were smol, he run off because we got slaugthered by cobolds on our own fault and because we failed a persuasion roll.
>>4274872>Str = Goblin can hit harder
>>4274975Well whatever, we still wanna be a biggob. If youve seen goblin slayer you would know the goblin king has tremedous phsyical prowess besides his keen intellect and aristocratic suave.
Rip dream of big dick charasmatic skills
>>4275031Just embrace the small pp /fit/ energy
>>4274872>CHAWe are meeting more orcs and goblins, so I say we get CHA.
Ok OP, give me the CUM
>>4274872>ChaGobson talk to Orxs, make conversation
>>4274874>>4274893>>4274896>>4274949>>4275123>>4275242>Gobson will become more charismatic.>>4274880>>4274884>>4274962>>4274969>>4274979>>4275021>Str = Goblin can hit harder>>4274853>>4274855>>4274882>>4274951>>4274962>>4274969>Politely DeclineLike 2 or 3 votes for following back to town.Well it's a tie, but Strength was picked and was winning by two votes. So that's the one we're going with. +1 Strength = +1 Attack Damage able to strike down a mountain goat in 3 hits if he doesn't miss. Even less if he was a better weapon. No longer will strong goblins look down on him physically. Gobson will look down on others and they will follow his bidding or else.1 Gobson (2W) (0A) (1/5HP) 1 INT +1STR>Roll me 1d100s Bo3
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4275264Let’s hope my luck is still here
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4275264
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4275264
>>4275268>>4275269>>4275276thats some thicc ass dice
>>4275264Finaly perfect greensking. stronk like Gork and kunning like Mork.
>>4275268>>4275269>>4275276>84Gobson “Me Good. Town where?”Pale Skin Orc “The town of Newmont is over those mountains.” He said and pointed to the mountains in the direction of where the sun rises. “Through the forest, you’ll see a river and just follow it to the town.”The direction got Gobson brain a thinking, that’s where Gobson and the others came from when they leave their cave after the human attack are they connected?Gobson “Gob bye.” Was what you say to the Pale Skin Orks as you gather up your men and meat and start heading to Grelob’s place. Who is located to the north. The other Orks didn’t follow you, or try to attack you or do anything as they went and followed their leader. Soon you come upon the cave with the wolf coming back once the Orks are gone, bringing with him a dead rabbit it had found. Maybe a wolf will help in the nest. Once at the cave you are greeted warmly by Grelob now he’s with another goblin that shares some of the same looks as he does. Who is named Tact. With two more child goblins at his feet named son of Grelob and Daughter of Grelob. His mate isn’t with child yet, and he speaks with you at length.In the rules of his nest. That NO RAPE will be done on his mate, or he’ll kill Gobson and the others, and he doesn’t see Gobson as the leader, just a fellow goblin in need of a nest. And as such will not follow your schemes without Gobson first proving himself. He and his family will eat the food brought while working on there own.Gobson and Bits are fine following the rules of NO RAPE of Grelob mate named Rils, but Prot is looking at her up and down with his eyes many times as the day ends and night comes. As Gobson rest from his wounds he wakes up very hungry and starts eating a whole day worth of food in one sitting. You noticed he’s bigger and stronger than before, but that doesn’t help with the pain. Bits heals +2 HPProt heals +1 HP Gobson heals +1HPGobson uses his big brain to recall how goblins work.Goblins heal ½ HP per day if they rest and don’t do intent activity. Child Gob eat half as a grown Goblin and take two weeks to grow up. Female Gobs take 2 months to bring out a or more babies into the world. Without a female goblin no PURE goblins will be born.>NestNone >Resources1 Day of Grelob Meat/Berries2 Days of Smoked Meat4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)Sharp rocksRocks, SticksSome TreesNo passive food source>Tools/weaponsNone >PeopleClothedGobson (2W) (0A) (2/5HP) +1 INT +1STRProt (1W) (0A) (3/5HP) +1 DEXBits (1W) (0A) (5/5HP) +1 INTGrelob (2W) (1A) (5hp)Rlis (1W) (0A) (5hp)Tact (1W) (0A) (5hp)Son of Grelob (0W) (0A) (2hp)Daughter of Grelob (0W) (0A) (2hp)>Animals1 Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP) >Misc:None
>>4275371What do?>Gather Berries >Hunt Mountain Goat>Do something with Wolf (What?)>Inspect Grelob's mate Rlis closely >Research>Scout (What?)>Gather Supplies (What?)>Craft tool/weapon/clothes/arrows (what?)>Rest>Other
>>4275373>Prot and Gobson rest>Bits crafts some spears
>>4275373>>4275381this.Plus maybe let's keep a look out for the wolves. or just try interacting with our own.
>>4275381With what rope?We need to gather supplies first don't we?>>4275373>Prot and Gobson rest>Bits gathers supplies. Try to get the other goblins to help as it will help the tribe.Also a female was born we got 2 females.
>>4275381>>4275371Support, but also ask about Tact, is he related to Grelob? Where does he come from?
>>4275381Support We can’t really do much until we are fully healed. Also make sure that Prot doesn’t fuck up
>>4275422>Also make sure that Prot doesn’t fuck upooh yes this very much.We can wait to repopulate, with that daughter once she grows up.or with wolves
>>4275435Wolfgobbos? Sounds interesting
>>4275422>>4275418>>4275401>>4275394>>4275381>>4275408>Prot and Gobson rest>Bits crafts some spearsLooks like Prot and Gobson are going to have some time off, as they lay down on the stone floor and rest up. And Bits is going to put his brain into action once more.>Roll 1d100 Bo3. While Grelob does some actions without your input.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4275441
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4275441
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4275441
>>4275455Big brain gobbo time
2 days have pastwe have to hunt goats to gain more wolfs.
>>4275455Our new spears
>>4275444>>4275453>>4275455>100It’s time you and Prot rest until the pain goes away. You lay down and go to sleep, not before telling Bits to go make some spears. You see him leaving the cave, doing as told. Grelob and his family leave the cave as well, looking for some berries to eat. You then go to sleep with Prot nearby.Before long the sun came out and set once more. While you were resting the ground shakes and shifts waking you and Prot from your sleep as the others were out exploring. Looking in the back of the cave you see the wall turned into a hole. You are too much in pain to go looking at what it is and go back to sleep. Bits wakes you up hollering, and soon he begins to speak. He was coming back with the supplies to make the spears when he saw the cave opened up. Looking inside he found green spear heads and tested the sharpness to be very good. He tied up the spear heads with the sticks he found and he even got 3 extra if more spears should be made.+3 Green-Tipped Spears (Good Quality Head Poor Quality Staff) Goes through 1 armor.That is some good news, you see the spear head is sharp and looking good being held with plant fiber. The stick can be better as it’s not perfectly straight or looks smooth like the spears the Orks were using. Still the best spear you held in your Gob hands.Around the cave you see a pile of berries that Grelob were able to get with his family. You got thinking where Tact came from so you asked. He tells you that he was Son of Grelob and you visited a week ago. He just grew up, from the way he speaks and grunts and follows the commands of his father. You believe him, he sounds young, not like you or your gobs who are good at being big brain or quick. You and the gobs eat the smoke meat you have and Grelob’s family eats their own food of meat and berries.Week 4.1 Night>NestGrelob’s Small Cave with big hole >Resources3 Days of Grelob’s Berries1 Days of Smoked Meat4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)Sharp rocksRocks, SticksSome Trees3 Green spear heads >Tools/weapons3 Green-tipped spears (Good Quality) (equipped)>PeopleClothedGobson (2W) (0A) (2.5/5HP) +1 INT +1STRProt (1W) (0A) (3.5/5HP) +1 DEXBits (1W) (0A) (5/5HP) +1 INTGrelob (2W) (1A) (5hp)Rlis (1W) (0A) (5hp)Tact (1W) (0A) (5hp)Son of Grelob (0W) (0A) (2hp)Daughter of Grelob (0W) (0A) (2hp)(3/14 Days)>Animals1 Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP) >Misc:NoneWhat do?>Gather Berries>Hunt Mountain Goat>Do something with Wolf (What?)>Inspect Grelob's mate Rlis closely>Research>Scout (What?)>Gather Supplies (What?)>Craft tool/weapon/clothes/arrows (what?)>Rest>Other
>>4275540First , >pet the wolf then >Hunt Mountain Goat if we go with the wolf and Prot we should be fine
>>4275558This, but we should bring Bits too just so he gets some xp.
>>4275540>He tells you that he was Son of Grelob and you visited a week ago.So the two children are twins? We should ask Rlis about it.>>4275558>>4275562I think we should ask Grelob and Tact to join us. It would help us during the hunt and we could get a closer relation with them. We also need much goat meat, if we want to feed 8 wolfs.
>>4275567Support, gotta get close to our roommates. Also we should ask Grelob if he has seen any other goblins at all
>>4275540>(3/14 Days)raviolli gobiolli, the propagation is upon us.We should probably start asking about Grelob's plans for her... or if he wants to accomodate ours.
>>4275558>>4275562>>4275567>>4275575>>4275632>pet the wolf>Hunt Mountain Goat>Bring Grelob and Tact to join us.So Gobson, Prot, Tact, and Grelob are going on a hunt against a mountain goat.Prot should still have his slung and his rocks. As he was knocked out by the bad Ork not looted. So every goblin was a spear and Prot was a slung in which he's fast on it.>Roll me 2d100s. First to get Grelob and Tact to join and another for the hunt itself. To see if the gobs can get the element of surprise.
Rolled 98, 75 = 173 (2d100)>>4275650
Rolled 43, 88 = 131 (2d100)>>4275650
Rolled 65, 61 = 126 (2d100)>>4275650
>>4275558spporrrttt.that bitch got away last time
Rolled 19 - 3 (1d20 - 3)>>4275656>>4275659>>4275668>98, 88 Gobson is hungry, the smoked meat is old and lost much of it’s favor. Gobson could eat Grelob’s berries, but without giving something to the nest you’re looks like a Grigger. So Gobson used his big brain to become friends with Grelob’s pack he just needed to hunt together. You lifted yourself up and began to speak with him and his son Tact. It took a little talking but in the end they are willing to join you in the hunt. As they love having meat for the children and themselves. With the hunt set the goblins gather up their weapons and head out to hunt outside was the wolf still unnamed wiggling its tail as Gobson shows up. Gobson puts a dirty unclean hand with uncut nails filled with dirt, cum, blood under them on the wolf’s head and gave it a good pet.It likes it and barks happily and it follows you and the group on the hunt. Before long you find a goat all by itself and you and the others are getting ready with the ambush before the Wolf charges at the sheep, not slowing down and waiting for your commands. It rushes forth and jumps at the eating goat. The wolf was overzealous in its attack leaping over the prey animal. >cccccoomCombat!Goat gets -3 to the first round and can't attack Wolf. Due to being surprised. Next round is back to normal. Prot can slung rocks at the goat two times in this turn. Wolf is untrained and does what he wants. Other melee goblins will be able to help during round 2.Gobson (2W) (0A) (2.5/5HP)Prot (1W) (0A) (3.5/5HP) (Ranged)Bits (1W) (0A) (5HP) Grelob (2W) (1A) (5hp)Tact (1W) (0A) (5hp)Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)VS1 Pissed mountain goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (6/6hp)What do?>CHARGE>Stay back and Prot keep shooting>Throw Spears (-3 to hit but can attack this round)>Other>Roll me 1d20s. For Prot shots. While I roll for the goat's dodging skills.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>4275756Throw spears
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4275756>>CHARGELets bring this fast behind us
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4275756Throw Spears
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>4275756>Throw Spears (-3 to hit but can attack this round)
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>4275756>>4275773Lol false dice
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>4275756>Throw spears
>>4275765>20Let's fucking go!
Need one more d20.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>4275800Second roll okay?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4275800Since your roll was poor, I'm gonna hope it's not okay XD
Rolled 8, 20 = 28 (2d20)>>4275756>20 CRIT DAMAGE 2x>19 HIT>6 MISSED>12 MISSED>4 MISSED>5 MISSEDVs>16>5 Damage Dealt>0 Damage TakenYou can't have the wolf take a beating, and you can't make it to the goat fast enough on your legs. So you throw the spear in your hand with all your might and it flys through the air and hits the goat, it's stuck in the goat and is bleeding out fast. Prot goes into action and let loose two rocks one hitting the goat while the others seeing the goat near death throw their spears as well but missed terribly. The wolf faces the goat animal to animal and goes to bite it while the goat is aiming to ram his horns at it. You can't do nothing but watch with no weapon you are left with few choices.Gobson (.5W) (0A) (2.5/5HP)Prot (1W) (0A) (3.5/5HP) (Ranged)Bits (.25W) (0A) (5HP)Grelob (.5W) (1A) (5hp)Tact (.25W) (0A) (5hp)Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)VS1 Pissed mountain goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (1/6hp)What do?>CHARGE>Let Prot and Wolf handle it>Other>Roll me 1d20s. For Prot shots. While I roll for the goat's attack and dodging skills
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>4275851>>Let Prot and Wolf handle itFcking goats is like out the matrix
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4275851>CHARGE
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4275851>CHARGE
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>4275851Charge
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>4275851ChargeI got a Nat 20 right here
>>4275866Fucker, why couldn't you have waited for a roll laiter?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>4275851Gonna roll another one
>>4275851>CHARGEWe've got this
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>4275851>CHARGE It’s at one HP we can do it
>>4275859>>4275860>>4275861>>4275863>>4275866>CHARGE Wins>6 MISSED>8 MISSED>15 MISSED>2 MISSED>20 CRIT DAMAGE 2x KO>6 MISSEDGobson (.5W) (0A) (2.5/5HP)Prot (1W) (0A) (3.5/5HP) (Ranged)Bits (.25W) (0A) (5HP)Grelob (.5W) (1A) (5hp)Tact (.25W) (0A) (5hp)Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)VS1 Knocked Out mountain goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (0/6hp)The wolf aimed for the goat's neck it jumped back and tried to ram the wolf face off who dodged just in time. Seeing that the wolf is in trouble he yelled to charge which everyone did save for Prot who slung two more rocks that missed their mark. Gobson tried to punch it was too short. Bits push bounced off without any effect. Grelob run right at the goat leap up in the air and gave the goat a uppercut in the jaw. Ending the goat's final attack.The goat is down for the count after Grelob's punch they holler and hoot at his punch. Your spear toss a foreshadow in everyone's mind as the goat is dragged back to the cave. Still alive barely clinging to life as it's bloods flows from the wounds it suffered.+1 Barely alive goat ready to be killed for meat.The day is upon the cave and there is so much to do. You learn that the two child running around the cave are twins, coming from the same birth. One being female which is very rare thing to see.Every Goblin in the fight got +2EXPWeek 4.2 DayWhat do?>Gather Berries>Butcher the Goat>Try to tame/care for Goat (Grelob hungry for meat)>Do something with Wolf (What?)>Inspect Grelob's mate Rlis closely>Research>Scout (What?)>Gather Supplies (What?)>Craft tool/weapon/clothes/arrows (what?)>Rest>Other
>>4275933LEVEL UP. Prot has leveled up from his many battles and through the many defeats that Gobson has led him through. Will he still be the little goblin that follows Gobson till the end or will he wise up?Str, Dex, Con, Int, Wis, Char are the abilities. You may add 1 point to Prot. Some may give + to rolls, allow you to make better choices, unlock certain techs, rise your status with others or open different options to certain things. Be wary as others goblins in your group level up it may open up your rule being called into question.Gobson Stats>Str 1, Dex 0, Con 0, Int 1, Wis 0, Cha 02/20 EXPBits Stats>Str 0, Dex 0, Con 0, Int 1, Wis 0, Cha 04/10 EXPProt Stats>Str 0, Dex 1, Con 0, Int 0, Wis 0, Cha 00/20 EXPStr = Goblin can hit harderDex = Goblin has more speed (LOCKED)Con = Goblin can handle painInt = Goblin becomes Smarter Wis = Wise GoblinCha = Goblin becomes leader>How will Prot improve as a goblin?
>>4275933Butcher the goat and let Gob try and Train the wolf for riding. >>4275940Improve his Con, we're too squishy.
>>4275933>Butcher the GoatGet that meat. Also let’s start using the bones for armour or something. >>4275940Int so he won’t rape everything like bits
>>4275952>>4275940thiseventualy >Inspect Grelob's mate Rlis closely I GUESS since op consistently keeps putting it in the middle of the options... Unless that's euphemism for rape...
>>4275940> Intelligence So he knows not to rape allies. Only Kobolds and wamen
>>4275940>Int>>4275933>Butcher>Scout the Kobolds
>>4275933>>4275951Here is an idea: let’s fashion the bones into some armour for ourselves
>>4275952I'll support the bone armor idea. Already voted for Int
>>4275951>>4275952>>4275973>>4276003>>4276040>Butcher the goat >Also let’s start using the bones for armor or something.>>4275951>Con>>4275952>>4275973>>4275999>>4276003>Int>>4275987>WisLooks like our third goblin boys are all becoming smart gobs. >Roll me 2d100s Bo3. One for the butchering, to not waste the meat, and the other one for making bone armor.
Rolled 35, 87 = 122 (2d100)>>4276064
Rolled 34, 90 = 124 (2d100)>>4276064
Rolled 70, 46 = 116 (2d100)>>4276064
>>4276068>>4276089>>4276105>70, 90Meat is on the table today. You have Bits work his magic at butchering the mountain goat putting an end to it’s life. Prot on the other hand was eyeing up Rlis, was he always does while in this nest. But you know he doesn't try anything because you and Bits are keeping an eye on him.Everything was right in the world, the number of goblins in the nest are at its highest before the [r]massacre that befall Goblin Kind by the Cold Bolts[/r]. A day that will be infamous. Your thoughts are rudely stopped as Prot starts screaming at the top of his lungs. Holding his head and seizing up on the floor. Noone helps him, because there is no need as he eats up from his shaking state and starts shoveling the recently cut goat meat in his mouth. That’s the second time he did this, once he finished he started helping Bits butcher the goat. By help he reaches in the goat and starts ripping out bones left and right. Chewing on the reminding meat that is left and putting them in a pile. Which makes Gobson have a big think, you walk over to him giving him some plant fiber and sinew to him. Along with one of the sharp green spear heads to use to cut.He grunts and nods at the items and soon he starts crafting something. Hours past and he is done and shows off his creation. A chest piece covering the front and back of a goblin. He bows and hands it to you, calling you Gobson for the first time. You thank him and put it on and the goblins holler and hoot. +8 Days of Goat Meat+1 Bone Armor (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped) +2A against Slashes on body shots
>>4276170Sleeping is making you restless. You don't know when the last time you jerked off or rape. It was when you got the horse and after that, your mind is blank. The other goblins keep themselves in check by having a jerk off session around the fire and Grelob got his mate. He see that session and only see a waste of precious seed that you must save for a female worth the rape. With another day you put your mind to the limit and think what to do. You wounds are slowly healing and the meat is cut and will last a good amount of time before needing more. Week 4.2 Day>NestGrelob’s Small Cave with big hole>Resources2 Days of Grelob Berries8 Days of Goat Meat4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)Sharp rocksRocks, SticksSome Trees3 Green spear heads>Tools/weapons/Armor1 Bone Armor (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped)3 Green-tipped spears (Good Quality) (equipped)>PeopleClothedGobson (2W) (0A) (3/5HP) +1 INT +1STRProt (1W) (0A) (4/5HP) +1 DEXBits (1W) (0A) (5/5HP) +1 INTGrelob (2W) (1A) (5hp)Rlis (1W) (0A) (5hp)Tact (1W) (0A) (5hp)Son of Grelob (0W) (0A) (2hp)Daughter of Grelob (0W) (0A) (2hp)(4/14 Days)>Animals1 Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)>Misc:NoneWeek 4.2 DayWhat do?>Gather Berries>Do something with Wolf (What?)>Inspect Grelob's mate Rlis closely>Inspect Grelob's mate Rlis closely>Research>Scout (What?)>Gather Supplies (What?)>Craft tool/weapon/clothes/arrows (What?)>Rest>Other
>>4276175>Build another Maglum shrine>Seduce wolf with goat meat
>>4276175>get Bits and Prot to gather materials to craft some pickaxes >Seduce wolf with goat meatI believe it is time to prepare for revenge against the Kobolds
>>4276211This, but also> Talk to Prot. He trusted Gobbo, but need to get dick under control. He look at ally mate, NO! Rapin only fer Kobolds and waman!!!
>>4276175>scout out kobolts
>>4276187>>4276211>>4276231>>4276250>Get Bits and Prot to gather materials to craft some pickaxes>Seduce wolf with goat meatOne question anon. What exactly do you mean by Seduce?>Entice (someone) into sexual activity. Rape>Attract (someone) to a belief or into a course of action>OtherWhat who be doing this Seducing?>Gobson>Prot>Bits>Other>Roll me 2d100. Bo3, one for getting pickaxes and the other for Seducing
Rolled 50, 35 = 85 (2d100)>>4276271>Entice (someone) into sexual activity.>Gobson Let’s hope our dick isn’t eaten
>>4276271>Entice (someone) into sexual activity.>ProtHe needs to chill out
Rolled 76, 46 = 122 (2d100)>>4276271>Entice (someone) into sexual activity.>Gobson
Rolled 58, 57 = 115 (2d100)>>4276271>entice someone into sexual activity>Gobson
>>4276274>>4276276>>4276284Our cocks might be gone but at least we can mine now
Rolled 13, 65 = 78 (2d100)>>4276271
>>4276271Writing and drawing
>>4276287>>4276284>>4276281>>4276274>76, 57It was time to get to work. You ordered Bits and Prot to gather materials to craft some pickaxes. They will allow you to unearth hidden secrets under your feet. They got to work quickly getting sticks and fiber and suitable rocks to make the pickaxes. While you rest in the cave and watch the wolf as it does wolf stuff. You have never been with a wolf before, you only had a goat, horse. Back at the old nest you were a nobody who had to jerk off to females from a distance. Never getting to touch or have fun with what the nest had to offer. But now you have gone through three different animals. All rather untouched and unsoiled from a normal goblin nest usage. All of which are below you, Rlis is the best thing that the nest has to offer and you’ll have to wait for the female child to age. So that leaves the wolf as the next best thing. Possibly the best as it’s a gift from Maglum and if you a simple goblin have gentle rape with one of Maglum’s wolf doesn’t that bring you one step closer to godhood. Retracing Maglum's humble beginning as a goblin who tamed the first wolf with his green cock. Now you will do the same thing. You call over Prot which he does and order him to help you tame the wolf. A gentle rape and the wolf will be tamed and follow command. You will have to show it you’re the alpha of the pack.Prot “Yes, Gobson?”Gobson “Help tame, Wolf.”He nodded and you hand him the meat. You walk out the cave and the others watch you from a distance. You get into position and have Prot ready the bait. Once the wolf is eating you get into action.Finding the hole was easy, it didn’t feel like how the others felt, more tight but no matter as the wolf is letting you do it. It isn’t long until the goblin goo comes out. Once done you see that Prot is covered with the white goo, his face is full of it even the meat he holds on his hands. Which shouldn’t have happened as you cum inside the wolf. You looked to the ground and noticed more of the white goo. It didn’t take long before you find out you had sex with a male wolf. Which is the first for the nest, and in full view of them all.+2 Stone pickaxes (Shoddy Quality) +1 gayMade some Achievements for the quest. For fun and noteworthy stuff.https://pastebin.com/cyUK7CabWhat do?>Say that Maglum change the gender of the wolf halfway through>Play it off like it isn’t gay (How?)>Embrace it, you’re so alpha for taming a male wolf>Run Away in shame as you went full gay>Other
>>4276421FUCK WE’RE GAY NOW>Embrace it, you’re so alpha for taming a male wolfDamage control Also if we can do the normal actions now: >Get Bits and Prot to go mining with the pickaxes for metal
>>4276458This, we need to damage control and maybe Maglum will be impressed
Support>>4276458>also, gayI mean female wolves are weaker than male wolves right? So fucking a dude wolf should be more impressive. Plus, if anyone starts to step out of line we could just threaten to fuck them silly since we are stronger then everyone.
>>4276458>>4276484>>4276498>>4276501I-it's not Gay guys. I swear it on Maglum.>Roll me 2d100 Bo3. One to convince them you are the true alpha the other for Bits and Prot going mining heavily affected on the results of the first roll.
Rolled 52, 66 = 118 (2d100)>>4276531If we have to go away and start fresh with another goblin tribe, we will
Rolled 4, 52 = 56 (2d100)>>4276531
Rolled 86, 85 = 171 (2d100)>>4276531Ahahaha OP did you really change the gender of the wolf halfway through or did we never check the gender before fucking? Goddamn I'm laughing.
>>4276547You have saved us Anon!
>>4276547>OP did you really change the gender of the wolf halfway through or did we never check the gender before fucking?When Maglum gave you the wolf, I rolled it's gender. And since you never checked you never knew.
>>4276538>>4276542>>4276547>86, 85Gobson must think fast. Think fast and hard before the gobs pick on you calling him the BIG GAY. Then he figures out the biggest thing he can think of. Gobson “Wolf Bits. Man Wolf BIG, No rape or Bits. Me rape and no bits.”They listened, the gears in their heads turning as they progressed the information you have given them. Information that will alter their deeper thoughts about you, about Gobson the goblin. You clean yourself up, the wolf does as well licking the ground clean and Prot clean of his white goo. You stand tall and straight with the wolf at your side laying on the ground. The wolf which never let a goblin near it without barking or biting the green-skin. Has lowered its defenses and lay down near Gobson to sleep. The wolf’s actions spoke louder than your words. You returned but to the cave, still weak from your wounds weaker still after a long workout. The wolf followed you in and stayed at your side. The goblins spoke to themselves in whispers; you hear the words Wolf Tamer being talked. Your name is safe, you're not kicked out of the nest, or suffered from your action. You are stronger now. You order Bits and Prot to mine some metal which they do as they carry the picks with them and head off to the BIG CAVE with the bearded human tunnels.You sleep and wake up seeing some green rocks in the cave. Prot wounds are just some bruises and small cuts, and the pain was reduced to bearable levels. The other goblins named Prot and Bits voiced their concerns of wanting some female of their own. Grelob and family has smoked the meat that was butchered from the goat. They look like Grelob and Tact are going to head out with some plant fiber tied together as a rope.Respect +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lsdJDiJ0QEWeek 4.3 Day>NestGrelob’s Small Cave with big hole>Resources2 Days of Grelob Berries7 Days of Smoked Meat (Goat)4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)Sharp rocksRocks, SticksSome Trees3 Green spear heads>Tools/weapons/Armor2 Units of Green Ore 1 Bone Armor (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped)3 Green-tipped spears (Good Quality) (equipped)>PeopleClothedGobson (Gay?) (2W) (0A) (3.5/5HP) +1 INT +1STRProt (1W) (0A) (4.5/5HP) +1 DEXBits (1W) (0A) (5/5HP) +1 INTGrelob (2W) (1A) (5hp)Rlis (1W) (0A) (5hp)Tact (1W) (0A) (5hp)Son of Grelob (0W) (0A) (2hp)Daughter of Grelob (0W) (0A) (2hp)(5/14 Days)>Animals1 Wolf (Gay?) (3W) (0A) (10HP)>Misc:NoneWhat do?>Gather Berries>Do something with Wolf (What?)>Research>Scout Cold Bolts, Town, Other?>Gather Supplies (What?)>Craft tool/weapon/clothes/arrows (What?)>Rest>Other
>>4276611>get Prot and Bits to mine again All right now this part might be a bit risky>Gobson heads down to pale orc town and see if he can get a blacksmith to teach him how to make armour with metalI mean making armour seems to be a lot harder than making a spear
>>4276620Supporting, but we should bring the green spear heads so we have something to offer.
>>4276620>>4276638This, also, when did we level up in STR? I think Gobson isn't gay, he's just the kind of goblin that doesn't discriminate.
>>4276650We leveled up after the orc fight.
>>4276656Ah I gotcha. We should get CON next, CHA is vital but if we can outthink and outfight upstarts we should be fine until then. I want to see if we can evolve.
>>4276611>Scout Kobolds>Make shovels and gather Clay>>4276650Gobson isn't gay and he hates gay goblins. He just didn't check the wolf's gender.
>>4276611Supporting :>>4276620Now that gobelins smart, we can probably leave them a little time without a major fuck up happening while Gobson visits the city.
>>4276620>>4276638>>4276650>>4276684>get Prot and Bits to mine again>Gobson heads down to pale orc town and see if he can get a blacksmith to teach him how to make armour with metal>>4276671>Scout Kobolds>Make shovels and gather ClaySeems like Prot and Bits are going to mine again and Gobson is going to head down to the pale orc town.Gobson watches from inside the cave and knows what he has to do. Get more of that green rocks so there is a large stockpile to melt down into metal. He ordered Prot and Bits to do his bidding and they moved quick to do so. You got to thinking again you could visit the Pale Orc Town they seem friendly enough to goblins on the surface level. Maybe you could walk in and get them to teach you how to make armor and you got something good to trade greenie spear heads.That is until you think about how far the town is, it's days away. And without a sack or backpack you can only travel so far with the food you can carry in your hands. There is the wolf but you hadn't ridden on it, just rode it. So you got a thinking of what to do and the options that lay before you.What do?>Walk the trip (3-4 Days East)>Use the Goat Skin to make a leather Saddle (Wolf Untrained)>Use the Goat Skin to make a backpack>Turn the Goat Skin into leather armor for Gobson>Explore Other places (Kobold 1/2 Day, Old Home 1/2 Day, Big Cave/Dwarf Tunnels 1/2 Day)>Explore a direction?>Other
>>4276693Quite the distance >Use the Goat Skin to make a leather Saddle (Wolf Untrained) We already did one type of riding, how hard can the other be? Also within that time Bits and Prots should be able to get a lot of metal
>>4276695Support. If it let us fuck it in the ass it should let us ride it normally too. Just need to give it some goat meat again.
>>4276693>Explore the Kobolds>Make a backpackWe got to know what we're up against when the time comes
>>4276700In time, I just feel that if we can ride the wolf it will make scouting easier in general.
>>4276693>Use the Goat Skin to make a leather Saddle (Wolf Untrained)
>>4276695>>4276698>>4276699>>4276706>Use the Goat Skin to make a leather Saddle (Wolf Untrained)>>4276700>Explore the Kobolds>Make a backpackSeems like Gobson is going to try to make a saddle and reins for his wolf. To get some speed scouting done. >Going to need a 2d100s Bo3. One for the others goblins getting the metal and one for Gobson making the leather saddle
Rolled 95, 42 = 137 (2d100)>>4276711
Rolled 69, 26 = 95 (2d100)>>4276711
Rolled 13, 19 = 32 (2d100)>>4276716>>4276711Whoops
>>4276713>>4276714>>4276717>95, 42Gobson gets to work on making the goat skin into a suitable saddle for the unnamed wolf. The wolf started out promising before it turned into a failure the skin wasn't long enough to cover the wolf's back. In the end you only made a collar for the wolf with the neck some reins. If only you know how to tan the skin to make it more workable rather than just using the bare skin after scraping off the wool.Bits and Prot came back with better news, they have got more of the green rock. Some you'll have a big pile of it ready to be used. If only you have something to make it into metal. With night on the goblins, Grelob and Tact from back with a female goat in hand. From what you figure out Grelob thought it was time for Tact to become a man and gave him, his own personal goat to have. He barred the use of it from the others. You notice Prot and Bits are feeling a bit down, having been a long time since they have done raping. What will be done in the dead of night before the sun is up above the goblins once again?Prot wounds are healed, Gobons wounds have healed some more. >Resources+3 Units of Green Ore+1 Unit of Goat Wool+1 Dog Collar with Reins (Shoddy Quailty)5 Total units of Green Ore+1 Female Mountain Goat (Gotten by Grelob and Tact)>PeopleClothedGobson (2W) (0A) (4/5HP) +1 INT +1STRProt (1W) (0A) (5/5HP) +1 DEXBits (1W) (0A) (5/5HP) +1 INTWeek 4.3 nightWhat do?>Gather Berries>Do something with Wolf (What?)>Try to get some Mountain Goats>Research>Scout Cold Bolts, Town, Other?>Gather Supplies (What?)>Craft tool/weapon/clothes/arrows (What?)>Rest>Other
>>4276733>Prot, Bits, and Gobson scout Cold BoltsOur boys are depressed, we need to see if we can nab a female.
You do remember that today is the day the wolves hunt right?Or did we miss it QM?And metal is hard to give form unless we are really strong.The best we can do is give shape to pre existing ores, like sharpening
>>4276742>You do remember that today is the day the wolves hunt right? Or did we miss it QM?You guys missed since you were knocked out for 2 days after the Ork attack. Plus the other stuff that happened. You could ask Maglum for help and aid if you have something to sacrifice for. You know IC that he likes sacrifices of Human meat for his wolves. Or just go scout it and see if the wolves just finished hunting or need to hunt once more.
>>4276733>Bits Prot find clay We need this to make technology>Gobson goes scouting the Kobolds with wolf
>>4276733OH boy, catching up to these threads in the morning is an experience.I think we should probably, before leaving anywhere, also get our boys a goat to fuck... Otherwise it might turn south when we're away.
>>4276769Maglum might get pissed if we go back to goats. If we're gonna get a female we should get a wolf or a kobold.
>>4276774That is true too, but we're not in a position to get those just yet. Other options would be to just have a talk with the boys about abstinency, before we go. And hope for the best.
>>4276737+1 fuck it , we are goblins.We fail and we try again.Maybe the orks did some damage
>>4276788Here what we can do. Figure out what the hell the other factions are doing. Are the kobolds getting a raiding party ready? Are the Orks coming back to shit our shit one more time? Are humans going to come find that shit head we killed and ate?
>>4276800the trail would lead to the orks as they carry the shit from the kid.No worries on that
>>4276800But the only goblins we have left haven't raped in weeks. We need to get a female.>>4276737I forgot to include it but we should bring the wolf too.
>>4276737>>4276799>>4276760>Prot, Bits, and Gobson scout Cold Bolts>>4276760>Bits Prot find clay>>4276769>Abstinency/leave somewhereLooks like our boys are going on a trip to the check out what's been happening with the Cold Bolts. Current Gob Status of the Cold Bolts>Prot: Scary, killed Stone and the others>Bits: Gobson and Prot tell me there bad, never saw them with his own eyes>Gobson: Cold Bolts, I don't make the same mistake twiceIs what I'm getting from anons about the Kobolds. He views it as a mistake that he needs to make up for. A mistake that he must not let the others in on.>Roll me 2d100 Bo3 for the trip to the Cold Bolts and how good the goblins are staying undercover during nighttime
Rolled 76, 23 = 99 (2d100)>>4276820
Rolled 48, 51 = 99 (2d100)>>4276820
Rolled 4, 37 = 41 (2d100)>>4276820
I guess we are to scared to actually get near, that or the wolf starts howling
>>4276823>>4276824>>4276827>76, 51 Night has befallen the goblins and it was time to see what became of the Cold Bolts. You will not forget the stab to your ego they have caused by your crushing defeat against the orange scaly creatures. You gather up your trusty lieutenants and laid down the plan of action.In the dead of night the three of you will travel to the Cold Bolt’s cave and see what they been up to since you attacked them just one week ago. They agree on the scouting missions but raise concerns about launching an attack. They must have not forgotten the defeat they went through by your actions. Prot was talking more than normal saying he is scared of the Cold Bolts. That’s right, Prot is the only other goblin that lived through the attack after Urm's untimely death. You ensure that there will be no attack, just a simple scouting mission, maybe if a female Cold Bolt is alone then we’ll kidnap her. With the plan ready they left. The hours passed and they saw the Cold Bolt’s cave but something was different. There is a fence around the cave. Within it you see a tower with a Pale Skin Orc holding position that seems like it has arrows, on top of the tower was a flag that had a Lion with a Pale Skin Orc riding on it. One of the eye’s are blue. The Colt Bolts are outside the cave, digging the soil, two armored Scalies are at the gates, and there is a small building in which they spent some time in and came out.Everything was going fine until you see the Pale Skin Orc looked in your direction. Seems like your hiding spot wasn’t the best hiding spot.What do?>IT’S A TRAP >CHARGE>RUN AWAY>Stand Still>Parley>Hide>Hop on Wolf and ride away quickly!>Other
>>4276868Or fuck, no. actually hide!There is still a chance we haven't been spotted
>>4276870+1 retreat quietly
>>4276861Hide. Fucking pale orc white knights messing up our raping prospects.
>>4276870>>4276876>>4276883>Hide>>4276871>ParleyLooks like our Gob friends are going to hide, and possibly retreat if they have the chance to do so without being spotted.>Roll me 1d100 Bo3.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4276921
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4276921
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4276921
>>4276932You saved us anon from the Cold Bolts. One of these days we need to get some Kobolds slaves
>>4276935As fun at it could be that is going to get us killed
>>4276936>will get us killedOnly from overexertion
>>4276941>Only from overexertionOkey that funny
I want my kobold cats. We just need enough money and shinies that the Kobolds will sell one of their own.
>>4276948if you start talking about cutebolds and hand holding the Qm is going to bail on us for degenerates
>>4276951he'd never do that to us. He just wants us to try harder for that lizard cloaka.It's all just a test.
Fcking retards, why are we already scouting the Kobolts? We got already fucked by them once, we should focus on wolfs. Every goblin a wolf!
We should scout more. See if there's a main road closeby. We could ambush several smaller parties and get us some waman that way.
>>4276986cause we're horny...besides this, the scouting was actually good idea, now we know the monstertown starts expanding/encroaching up on us, since they seem to have annexed the kobolds. Not to mention the whole thing they came from the area of that peasant village near where we started hints are that they're not so benevolent, and probably conquered the hummies & are about to slave labour our lizard incubator out of existence... there is a reason why that cave entrance looks like a camp...anyways we're now free to get the wolves & gtfo to the oher side of the mountains.
>>4276986>are about to slave labour our lizard incubator out of existence... there is a reason why that cave entrance looks like a camp...On the other hand you could argue, they got help by the orks, and the cave entrance looks like a camp, because of a attack by some kind of small green things.There are also scalies, who guard the gate. So it rather seems like they work together. Anyway, I think we should in no case go to the village. The two humies who escaped us, could identify us and then we get sure very fast under a chop block.
>>4276995>scaliesooh, right... I missed those. this ruins my hypothesis. unless they're the Kapos
>>4276995the orc kingdom is rapidly expandingIts a matter of time before the humans notice.2 options after that:1-Stalemate, no more expansion but nothing else2-War, and we are cannon fodder
>>4277032They expanded to one mine. You are imo making too hasty decisions. We don't even know their relationship with the humans.
>>4277045>to one minethat we know of. we weren't exactly reconoitering too much, the village & all that region might have just fallen to them, and we're just clueless. Maybe that's not it, but both ways at this point It's just speculation.we'll have to wait for OP.
>>4276861Wait, did we or the cobolds dig the graves for our fellow goblins?
>>4277174them.I suppose is clear than having corpses around and they don't need the meat
>>4277215Depending on how much further monster town gets into the mountain they might be facing the dwarves instead of the humans.
>98Gobson got scared real fast and using his strong goblin strength pushed the other goblins peeking heads back behind the hiding tree. Soon after feeling the Pale Skin Orc gaze disappear Gobson sounded the retreat which all the goblins followed as they got out of the Cold Bolt's Cave. As you ran you got thinking of how the Cold Bolts were able to get all that built in so small of a time. As you were running you saw the gate and noticed that it had a drawing and writing on it. If only you were close enough to read it and have the power to read. But that was the least in your mind as you could have been killed many times over unless your ran. Which you did back to the cave all the goblins took a much needed rest.You wake back up and eat your fill of berries and meat. You notice Tact is outside with his goat, Grelob with his mate, the two child too small to care. Bits and Prot are looking Rlis and the goat outside over. Seems like they want some release and rape is the only thing a goblin knows to do to get that release.Grelob gathers supplies from the ground, he seems to making alot of rope from the plant fiber. For what you do not know as you get ready to start the day with your morning think. Pale Skin Orc are from town 3-4 gob walk where the sun rises, they have a Pale Skin Orc in front of the Cold Bolts cave that's half a day in direction where the sun sets. Old cave is close to Cold Bolts, and Big Cave hidden and dangerous because of the slime are they still empty you ask Prot and Bits.When talked too, they let you know they get the Green Rocks from the BIG CAVE they avoid the big dark slime and mine the rocks. That it's the same as it been and they didn't check out the Old cave since it's further than the BIG CAVE. >Resources5 Units of Green Ore1.5 Days of Grelob Berries6.5 Days of Smoked Meat (Goat)4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)1 Dog Collar with Reins (Shoddy Quailty)Sharp rocksRocks, SticksSome Trees3 Green spear heads>Tools/weapons/Armor2 Units of Green Ore1 Bone Armor (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped)3 Green-tipped spears (Good Quality) (equipped)>PeopleClothedGobson (Gay?) (2W) (0A) (3.5/5HP) +1 INT +1STRProt (1W) (0A) (4.5/5HP) +1 DEXBits (1W) (0A) (5/5HP) +1 INTGrelob (2W) (1A) (5hp)Rlis (1W) (0A) (5hp)Tact (1W) (0A) (5hp)Son of Grelob (0W) (0A) (2hp)Daughter of Grelob (0W) (0A) (2hp)(6/14 Days)>Animals1 Wolf (Gay?) (3W) (0A) (10HP)1 Female Mountain Goat (Tact)>Misc:NoneWeek 4.4 DayWhat do?>Gather Berries>Hunt Mountain Goat>Try to get some Mountain Goats>Do something with Wolf (What?)>Research (Tanning, Clay, Name of Directions, Other)>Scout Cold Bolts, Town, Other?>Parley party where?>Gather Supplies (What?)>Craft tool/weapon/clothes/arrows (What?)>Rest>Other
Go hunting for a mountain goat and bring the wolf. We can tame the wolf and research tanning after we get the goat. Before we go, ask grelob what he wants all the rope for. Ask if we can take his son hunting to teach him how
>>4277309>>Try to get some Mountain GoatsWe need to get some relief to Bits and Prot. Then we should focus on getting some wolfs for them.
>>4277309+1 EXP for escaping Kobold EncounterBits need +5 EXP to LEVEL UP. Gobson and Prot are some distance away.
When do they evolve?
>>4277333>When do they evolve?Level 1 in every stat. So Gobson need 6 more level ups.
>>4277322Support They deserve it
>>4277309>>Scout Cold Bolts, Town, Other?Scout for a nearby heavily traveled road. We could setup an ambush for single or travelers in pairs.
>>4277309>Craft Shrine to Maglum>Prey and sacrifice goat meat. Prey for more wolves.
>>4277322>>Try to get some Mountain GoatsSupport
>>4277322support. the boys need it and fast too.
>>4277321>Hunt Goat>>4277322>>4277357>>4277378>>4277424>Try to get some Mountain Goats>>4277358Scouting>>4277368Maglum>Roll me 2d100s one for getting enough rope and the other for finding and capturing the goats.Bring Wolf?>Yes>No
Rolled 43, 50 = 93 (2d100)>>4277431'ere we go
>>4277322This> Craft more spears for the group
Rolled 66, 27 = 93 (2d100)>>4277431Don’t fail me now dice
Rolled 85, 81 = 166 (2d100)>>4277431Yes, bring wolf
Rolled 54, 33 = 87 (2d100)>>4277431Yes
Rolled 74, 83 = 157 (2d100)>>4277431
Rolled 2 - 3 (1d20 - 3)>>4277433>>4277436>>4277451>>4277461>>4277462>85, 81Gobson couldn't stand to see his boys looking down all the time. He knew if he didn't get them some help they would ruin a good thing going for Grelob's mate Tact. So you come up with a plan, a hunting trip but not for meat. For a different type of meat for the Gob's meat. You set the plan into action gathering Bits and Prot you set out with some rope at hand to capture some new pets.It goes as well as three goblins and a wolf goes. Before a ambush can be set and sprung forth. The untrained wolf rushes in leaving the goblins in the dust. Prot gets his sling ready as you and Bits have a choice to make. You noticed the mountain goat is bigger than the other goats you killed in the past, and it seems to want to protect what's his. The two goats next to him look like there ready to bolt at a moment notice. >cccccCombat!Goat gets -3 to the first round and can't attack. Due to being surprised. Next round is back to normalGobson (Gay?) (2W) (2A) (4/5HP)Prot (1W) (0A) (5HP)Bits (1W) (0A) (5HP)Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)VS1 Alpha Goat (2W) (0A) (10/10hp)What do?>Let Wolf and Prot handle the male goat while you and Bits capture the two females before they leave>Same thing but throw spears at the male goat (Leaving goblins defend less)>CHARGE (Bits and Gobson fight with Wolf in melee range)>RUN AWAY>Other>Rolling for Alpha Goat's dodge
>>4277465Forgot to say>Roll me 1d20s. Need 4 different rolls as the goblins can attack this round.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>4277474
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>4277465>Charge
>>4277480also forgot to choose>CHARGE (Bits and Gobson fight with Wolf in melee range)
>>4277465>>Let Wolf and Prot handle the male goat while you and Bits capture the two females before they leave
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>4277465>CHARGE>>4277474FIGHT
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>4277465>>CHARGE (Bits and Gobson fight with Wolf in melee range)
Rolled 20, 2 = 22 (2d20)>>4277480>>4277482>>4277499>>4277503>9 HIT>1 HIT >17 MISSED>13 HITVs>(1)>6 Damage Dealt>1 Damage Taken-1 Sling (Shoddy Quality) Gobson (Gay?) (2W) (2A) (3/5HP)Prot (1W) (0A) (5HP)Bits (1W) (0A) (5HP)Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)VS1 Alpha Goat (2W) (0A) (4/10hp)Gobson sounded the charge. Bits and Gobson sprung into action with spears held high. The wolf able to get a nasty bit in as you stab the spear with all your might into the goat. Bits even landed a hit, all was going well until a rock came and hit you in the back of the head. The goat is look worst compare to you and from your daze you see the female goats are starting to loosen up their stiff legs.Gobson -3 attack and Defend due to head attack!What do?>KEEP THE ATTACK>Bits and Prot attack while you try to catch the 4 female goats>Sleep you're pretty tired>Other>Roll me 2d20s. One for attack and defending.
Rolled 11, 3 = 14 (2d20)>>4277524>>Bits and Prot attack while you try to catch the 4 female goats
>>4277524>OtherGobson should retreat, while Prot and Bits should try to catch the female goats, it is their bounty in the end and Prot is pretty fast. The wolf should be able on his own to kill that goat.
Rolled 11, 9 = 20 (2d20)>>4277524>>4277538Forgot to roll.
>>4277538yeah, this is a better option. changing my vote to this.
>>4277524>>Bits and Prot attack while you try to catch the 4 female goats
Rolled 10, 10 = 20 (2d20)>>4277574
Rolled 13, 4 = 17 (2d20)>>4277524>>4277538Support.
>>4277538>While Gobson retreats throw his spear
Rolled 11, 18 = 29 (2d20)>>4277538This
Rolled 10, 13 = 23 (2d20)>>4277524Gobson lunges spear at Alpha Goat (if he can avoid getting hit in the process), and then promptly retreats. Wolf continues to attack Alpha Goat. Bits and Prot try to capture female goats.
Rolled 9, 9 = 18 (2d20)>>4277538Support
>>4277538>>4277546>>4277594>>4277674>>4277611>Gobson should retreat while Prot and Bits should try to catch the female goats>>4277649>>4277602>>4277574>>4277537>11:3 Successfully Retreated>11:9 CAUGHT GOAT>10:10 CAUGHT GOATVS>20:2 HIT CRIT DAMAGE 2x >3 Damage Dealt>4 Damage TakenGobson (Gay?) (2W) (2A) (3/5HP) (RETREATED)Prot (1W) (0A) (5HP) Bits (1W) (0A) (5HP)Wolf (3W) (0A) (6/10HP) (LIMB CRIPPLED) VS1 Alpha Goat (2W) (0A) (1/10hp)Gobson was seeing double, he can't fight in this state. He yelled for Bits and Prot to get the goats while he stumbled away from the attacking goat. The wolf charged in and bit a good chunk from the goat as it bleeds out all the blood in it's system. The Alpha Goat pay back Wolf for the bite with a horn charged thrusting deep in the wolf's limb, pulling out the wolf's leg is bend in the wrong direction, as it lays down whimpering. He doesn't look like he's going to be attack anytime soon and the goat is getting ready to charge once again. Your head is inflamed in pain, you barely can run in a straight line. All the running isn't helping your head, you're pretty tried maybe it's time for a nap.Gobson -5 attack and Defend due to head attack!Bits and Prot are keeping the female goats from bolting. -3 attack and defend. What do?>Have the goblins throw spears>RUN AWAY>Sleep you're pretty tired>Gobson Attacks (He attacks solo so the other can keep the goats)>CHARGE (Have to let go of Goats)>Sleep you're pretty tired>Other
Rolled 12, 11 = 23 (2d20)>>4277711Goat's attack and Defend
Rolled 2, 16 = 18 (2d20)>>4277711trips and double>Gobson Attacks
>>4277711>Have the goblins throw spearsJust finish the goat off so the boys can half their prize
Rolled 10, 17 = 27 (2d20)>>4277711>Have the goblins throw spears
Rolled 19, 17 = 36 (2d20)>>4277711>Have the goblins throw spears
Rolled 19, 19 = 38 (2d20)>>4277723
Rolled 8, 6 = 14 (2d20)>>4277711>Throw spears
>>4277722>>4277723>>4277725>>4277729>>4277732>(1):11 HIT >7:17 MISSED>16:17 HITVS>12:11 KILLED>4 Damage Dealt>3 Damage TakenGobson (Gay?) (2W) (2A) (3/5HP) (RETREATED)Prot (1W) (0A) (5HP)Bits (1W) (0A) (5HP)Wolf (3W) (0A) (3/10HP) (LIMB CRIPPLED) (BLEEDING OUT)VS1 Alpha Goat (2W) (0A) (0/10hp) KILLEDGobson just has to throw spear good at the four legged creature and it will be dead right? Your double vision isn't making it easy, either is the ground wrapping all around you. As you try to keep your balance. The other goblins see what you're doing and do the same. You throw and it hits the cries of the beasts fill the air, which sounds Canine funny enough. Goat that cries in pain like a wolf. The others however threw their spears at the wrong creatures, one of them missed and the other hit, making it slump to the ground. Still the cries of the wolf can be heard. As your eyelids are feeling heavy. The battle is won in your favor so why are Bits and Prot talking sounds like bells ringing. You're legs are tired and you sit down on the ground taking in the breath of hard won victory. +3 EXP FOR PYRRHIC VICTORYWhat do?>Sleep, the battle is over>Rest your eyes for a bit>Take a hard earned nap>Other
Rolled 11, 15 = 26 (2d20)>>4277711Throw spears at the Alpha Goat.
>>4277768>try to stop the wolf from bleeding out
>>4277768>stop the wolf from bleeding out and heal him>go back to the cave and rest while Bits and Prots enjoy their reward
>>4277768>our wolf is fucking dyingOh God damn it, can't we ever catch a break?Gobson can pass out now. Other goblins should try to treat the wolf and Gobson's wounds so they don't die immediately. Then they all go back to the nest and rest up.
>>4277768>stay awake and try to go to home cave>tell the other to stop the wolf from bleeding out(maybe with the loinclothes), if it looks bad make them run to old cave and burn meat for Maglum and ask for help
>>4277784>can't we ever catch a break?life is painand we are a goblin
>>4277794It’s character development for Gobson
>>4277768Well fuck me. Remember when the God said that no harm may come to his wolf? Pretty sure said wolf bleeding out is pretty fucking harmful.
>>4277770>>4277774>try to stop the wolf from bleeding out>>4277784>>4277791>Gobson can pass out now>>4277789>tell the other to stop the wolf from bleeding out>stay awake and try to go to home caveSeems like Gobson will try to stay awake and order some Gobs around. >Roll me 1d100 Average of Best 2 rolls of the 3.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4277844
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4277844
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4277844
>Gobson gives his final orders >he lays on the ground>then drifts in unconsciousness>the pain from his head ever present>He see Maglum in his sleep"You done fuck big , my wolf is almost dead">he looks at Gobson disapprovingly"What's your excuse mate?">Gobson looks at his eyes>His pain is transformed into rage"Get raped!!!bolts kill gobs,Orc rob gobs,We get strong!All get stronger We try and dieGoblins weak!!!WHY Gobson has to be goblin!!!">with his outburst over he looks at Maglum>he can only feel disappointment as the darkness pulls him deeper>he falls asleep with pain in every joint
>>4277869rip wolf and rip gobson
>>4277876RIP Gobson and Gobson Tribe. They never scored.
>>4277849>>4277866>>4277869>98, 48 = 73 AverageGobson just was to stay awake. He needs to save the wolf or Maglum will be pissed if you didn't try to save his wolf after impaling it with your spear not the one between your legs. Your legs fail you, but your voice doesn't. You tell Bits and Prot to save the wolf you pull off your loincloth and hand it to them. As you lay on the ground he fights to stay awake. He has to stay awake, he seems this with the other Gobs. Once they go to sleep they never wake up. Gobson just has to pray, pray right hard to Maglum and the wolf will be saved.Gobson "Maglum. Help."With the prayer muttered Gobson watches as Bits and Prot are giving aid to the grey creature on the ground which you think is the wolf. You feel a tug on your leg, looking down you see double ropes tied to your feet. Slowly you are dragged against your will. You are powerless to stop it as you are dragged away from your friends as they tried to save the wolf you had been given by Maglum.You are too weak to talk and can only watch as they move you from the grass to the hard rocks of the mountain. Before long the cries of wolves are off in a distance as you go to sleep after trying your hardest to stay awake. Wolf's Status UnknownYou sleep>PeopleGobson (Gay?) (2W) (2A) (3/5HP)What do?>Wake up?>Keep sleeping you're still tried>Pray to Maglum>Other
>>4277933>Wake UpWe're a dead gob if we get back to Maglum before proving ourselves a proper champion
>>4277957Support We can’t give up yet
I'm somewhat suprised no one has suggested making shields. I think the next few days should be spent by actually improving our tribe's survivability bya) making shields, bone armor, and hide cloaks to layer on the armor since everyone is squishyb) finally start on slowly taming the wolf pack we foundc) building and sacrificing to a shrine of Malgum for more favors.I also insist on pushing to increase everyone's con next level up for more hp.
>>4278037Agreed Maybe we should just start lifting and getting buff too
>>4277957>>4277966>>4278003>>4278032>Wake upGobson wants to wake up. He's got shit to do.>Roll me 1d100. Bo3
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4278095
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4278095Been a while, hope I can roll right
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4278095
>>4278109>>4278126>>4278134>70Gobson opens his eyes slowly; he looks around; he's not at his cave; he is somewhere with lots light and covered in a tent of some kind. Your eyes took some time to adject and when you try to move your hands and feet you noticed you cannot. They are bound together, Gobson tries to used his strength to get that shit off him. But can'ts and it looks like your moving about was caused whoever is outside to head inside.You see with held breath that it's one of those Pale Skin Orc he has a sword on his side and is wearing many shinies worth of clothes. Quick you try to think of something before he gets nearer. What do?>BROKE FREE>RUN AWAY>HIDE>Pretend to sleep>Parley>Start begging for life>Keep still and hope he doesn't see you>Other
>>4278196Support Also: isn’t that the orc that offered us to stay at the town?
>>4278196This, be reasonable, if he wanted us dead we would already be a corpse. He must have something in mind.
>>4278191>Don't say anythingFucker is going to kill us for just speaking goblin to him. We should also wait for what he's going to say first.
>>4278191>we randomly get abducted by the pale orcs... really? OP, you're too insistent about this. Fine then, Gobson should humbly submit to whatever your orcs want from him. Completely serious, that's my vote. He should beg for a life of servitude.
>>4278196>>4278198>>4278209>>4278214>>4278219>Parley and that anon that choice to not say anythingAlright looks like Gobson is going to use his wordsWhat do?>Speak first? (About what?)>Let him speak first?>Other
>>4278229Let him speak first. Nothing we say matters at this point anyway.
>>4278229>Let him speak first?
>>4278229Let him speak first
>>4278237>>4278239>>4278298You lock eyes with him, he locks eyes with you. His right eye is blue while his left is red. His blond hair covered his blue eye slightly as he stared at you waiting. You stared back to hear what he’ll say. His calm and relaxed stand changes in an instant as his hand reaches for his blade.Angry Pale Orc”Speak! You treacherous vile creature or I will slay where you lay!”He explodes in anger, his hand tightly holding the blade towards you. You’re getting scared this could be the end of you and you have so much more to do so many females of different races/species to try. You didn’t even have any son of Gobson or Daughters of Gobson. Angry Pale Orc ”You are trying my patience Grigger! Are you a follower of Maglum? Had built a shine to Maglum in front of your nesting home, which is a small hole in the mountains. Answer honestly to the questions, that I speak or suffer by my blade. Then you may go home to the treacherous Grigger! that left you. As they ran with their tails between their legs.”What do?>Tell him you're a follow of Maglum and you did build that shine to him.>Deny everything you're a good Goblin you swear it on Maglum>Other
>>4278338>Tell him that we aren't a follower of Maglum, but he did appear to us and demand to be appeased
>>4278338>Tell him you're a follower of Maglum and you did build the shine to himCan't turn our back on the only god watching our backs. But why would he ask this?
>>4278357> Support> See why it matters. We only just started following Maglum so we don't know the significance of itIf he hates him, at least this gives reason to not slaughter us here and now. Might assume we're misinformed
>>4278338>Tell him you're a follower of Maglum and you did build that shine to him.Sometimes you just gotta stand your ground, it's not like this guy doesn't already look down on us.
>>4278338>Tell him you're a follower of Maglum and you did build that shine to him.
>>4278346>>4278357>>4278379>>4278386>>4278389>Tell him you're a follower of Maglum and you did build that shine to him.Why yes. I follow Maglum Counted and writing. Next update will be delayed. Any questions drop em below.
>>4278468Forgot to say >Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4278501PRAISE MALGUM
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4278501
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4278501
Wait did he just say our buddies ran off? Wtf maybe leave them behind and denounce maglum. If we join the pale orcs we can get access to better equipment>>4278338
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4278501
>>4278468Hey QM when are we going to learn some human speak, or the Cold Bolts language? Also how long was Gobson sleeping?
>>4278468Mind me asking how you are making the quest? Do you have a particular path you are trying to funnel us down with the Orkkks or are you just writing stuff as we progress?
>Wake up>Catch up to the threadWhy would he save us if he is going to kill us?How does he know about the shrine?How does he knows it was US?!?Even if the traitor orcs told him , he would need to go by description... of a generic goblinDoes he know because they stalk random tribes of goblins?Is he just trying to find a excuse to kill us?Is this the orc inquisition? (we wouldn't expect it)Do orcs actually care what the fuck goblins think?so many questions
>>4278661>Hey QM when are we going to learn some human speak, or the Cold Bolts language? Also how long was Gobson sleeping?You can learn different languages when you find someone that speaks that language and is willing or forced to teach you. Either from a kidnapped people, paying for lessons, etc...Gobson doesn't know how long he was sleeping so you don't know how long you were sleeping. You could find out later.>>4278670>Mind me asking how you are making the quest? Do you have a particular path you are trying to funnel us down with the Orkkks or are you just writing stuff as we progress?It's a living world, where you're a single goblin in a world that can change around you. Your actions make a impact in this world for example the camp at Cold Bolts got reinforced due to a goblin (You) attack.Also back to the update soon™>>4278700Yes.
Rolled 5 (1d7)>>4278702lets see what question you were anwering
>5>Is he just trying to find a excuse to kill us?thats bad
>>4278702>it's a living worldYes, it feels like good o'le od&d sandbox. When you always struggle, but that makes whatever victories you manage to scrape that much better. that was really pleasant surprise to be the first thread i checked on /qst/
You thought real hard on what to say. You have been doing Maglum bidding for a while. Asking him a question, and he gave you some answers. You even made a shine to him, and the only god you know of, and the only one you seem before your eyes. The Angry Pale Orc is growing impatient as you were thinking real hard.Angry Pale Orc “Answer you fucking Grigger! are you a follower of Maglum!You choose to tell the truth to the Angry Pale Orc face.Gobson “Yes.”With these words out of your green lips, the Angry Pale Orc’s face turned from a frown to a smile. His sword is still pointing at you, as he starts to speak once more.Bradley De Newmont “Grigger! prepare to meet Maglum himself. For I, Bradley De Newmont have heard your confession of killing a human, cannibalizing them, and praying to a false god. And as such by the power invested in me by Lydos. I have deemed you worthy of death, any last words Grigger? What are your last words?>IT'S A TRAP! RUN AWAY!>CHARGE!>PRAISE MAGLUM!>PARLEY!>DAMN COLD BOLTS!>RAPE!>ITS A PRANK! (He’s not going to really kill you?)>Beg for your life>Stay silent>Other
>>4278720Well... Fuck.>beg for life
>>4278720>Chanel Maglum or any other god that's willing>Speak a eldritch truth so he goes mad
>>4278720>What are your last words?bolts kill gobs,Orc rob gobs,We get strong!All get strongerWe try and dieGoblins weak!!!WHY Gobson has to be goblin!!!
>>4278720>Pray for Maglum and every deity known or unknown, hope for a miracle>Say : "Gobson always try best for his people, If Gobson can redeem, Gobson will !" *Lock eyes as fiercly as we can into the glare of the ork*Whatever can get us out of this situation. I don't care if we get saved by Maglum or buy even a little time with this ork. We must stay alive and try whatever we can. The ork is knightful, so maybe we can change his mind with being brave...
>>4278761fuck orcs and their moral superiority>>4278739>>4278748+1 to any of this
Rolled 8, 17 = 25 (2d20)>>4278723>>4278725>>4278739>>4278748>>4278761You say the words loud and proud for the Origger! to hear. He is raging in hate as he raises his sword to end the only life you knew.Bradley De Newmont “Prepare to meet Maglum!” He yelled as the sword made its way down.Howling filled the air, and soon the sound of paws rushed across the grass, and the next thing you know a wolf leaped in the tent window.When the wolf jumps in you feel the bounds on your hands and feet feel looser. But you still can't move. You see that the wolf attacks Bradley who effortlessness knocks the wolf back and counters with his blade. The wolf only avoided the slash with some of its fur being trimmed. Looking outside the window you see more wolves are rushing forth.Cumbat!Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)Gobson (.5W) (0A) (5HP)VSBradley De Newmont (6W) (1A) (16HP)What do?>I can break these cuffs>Watch>Other
>>4278801>piss really hard, pee on Bradley.
>>4278808No. We're a rape goblin, not a degenerate.>>4278801>I can break these cuffsLet's fucking go. Str +1 out of captivity and RUN
>>4278808Supporting. Aim for his eye. Keep him distracted while the rest of the wolves rush to reinforce
>>4278801>I can break these cuffs
Is it me or is the neck getting longer?>>4278808Okey ... sure, we are to deep to be rational
>>4278808>>4278814>>4278817>piss really hard, pee on Bradley.>>4278812>>4278816>I can break these cuffsTime to pee on BradleyWill you break free from the cuffs first to allow better aim? If not you get -10 to attack.>Yes>No>OtherRoll me 1d20s Bo3.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4278827>yes
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4278827>YesNo pee
Question to anons;Do we start a fire?We are very fucked and that will give a good distraction.+ any that escapes meets the wolves
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4278827> Yes
>>4278829Pee already won brother
Rolled 18, 5, 15, 14, 14, 16 = 82 (6d20)>>4278828>>4278829>>4278832>19 HIT>8:17 MISSEDVS>??:??>0 Damage Dealt>6 Damage TakenWolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)Wolf (3W) (0A) (4/10HP)Gobson (.5W) (0A) (5HP)VSBradley De Newmont (6W) (1A) (16HP)You got to help somehow, and the only way you know how is peeing on Bradley it'll be enough to blind him and allow the wolves to kill him. You use all of your strength and get yourself free from the cuffs. You stand up and start peeing on Bradley, who guts a Wolf as it jumps onto him taking no damage from the duo attack. Two more wolves jump in to try to help, Bradley De Newmont only grins as he ready his blade coated with blood. What Do?>RUN AWAY>Help (How?)>Other
>>4278838Why does Gobson have 5 weapon damage?
>>4278838>HelpThrow rocks at his eyes!
>>4278838>Run away>>4278840That's a .5
>>4278838Pick up up whatever items are lying around loike the pillow and your bed and try to throw them at him.
>>4278838>HelpStart a fire in the house with any candles in the ...House?
>>4278838>Run AwayJump out the window and run the hell out we can't take on a armored enemy
>>4278841>>4278842>>4278845>>4278846>>4278848>Run away/Help>Roll me 1d100s Wo3 to not break and run
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4278862Nat 100
>>4278869That is a good plan
>>4278875too late but reposting it then>Throw the sheet on the ork face to gain time/help wolves>run away
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4278862
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4278862
Rolled 18, 4 + 5 = 27 (2d20 + 5)>>4278867>>4278894>>4278896>18 Gobson very scared>18:5 MISSED>15:14 MISSED>14:16 MISSEDVS>??:20 CRIT DEFEND>0 Damage Dealt>12 Damage TakenYou got to help the wolves somehow, and you were going to help them with a blanket toss over the Bradley orc that is before he swung his sword killing the wounded wolf before it could make it’s attack. He then parries the wolves that jump on him giving them nasty wounds to their paws and legs. More wolves jump in and join in on the attack. You feel like he’s not going to fall anytime soon and you’re starting to hear non wolves sounds outside the tent. Wolves get +3 against Bradley De Newmont due to surrounding him. Gobson is feeling scared and is frozen in place by the fear. He senses that he needs to get out of there and quickly. Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)Wolf (3W) (0A) (10HP)Wolf (3W) (0A) (7/10HP)Wolf (3W) (0A) (7/10HP)Wolf (3W) (0A) (-2/10HP) KILLEDGobson (.5W) (0A) (5HP)VSBradley De Newmont (6W) (1A) (16HP)What do?>RUN Past Bradley out the main tent door>Jump out the window>Other>Roll me 2d20s for the wolves. Need 4 rolls done by different anons.
Rolled 13, 11 = 24 (2d20)>>4278917>Jump out window
Rolled 62, 24 = 86 (2d100)>>4278917>Toss Blanket on the Ork
Rolled 14, 4 = 18 (2d20)>>4278917>RunYeah fuck this. Go find a cave to hide in and start killing slimes, eating mushrooms and bide our time before we try pulling shit like this again. We've been massively underprepared this entire time and it's because we were standing tall and trying to be a Goblin Chief while we're still bottom of the fucking barrel
>>4278935Meant to say jump out the window
>>4278935so we go on a training montage?Sounds fun.Fuck the anime orcs
Rolled 13, 11 = 24 (2d20)>>4278917>Jump>>4278935Goblins need numbers and surprise.
Wait a minute...Pale... blue eye..grinning while kicking our ass,impose their morality...These are not orcs!they are... [MEGALOVANIA STARTS]FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
>>4278946Goblins have been being fucked over WITH numbers and surprise. See us fighting a single Goat. Most of our opponents now are entire factions. Pale Orcs and Humans despise us, and we just lost almost everything we had up to this point aside from our levels. If what we've been trying hasn't worked, try something else. We did the tribal leader thing. And we've gotten fucked everytime because we become a target and more noticeable. So let's try getting stronger in hiding first
>>4278957Bits and Prot are not stupid enough to lose the goats that they tied to us.And they couldn't have gotten far.So there's a high chance they were capture and killed.That is the only logic in which the orcs know so much
>>4278935>>4278938This, we need to get strong>Jump out the window
>>4278924>>4278935>>4278946>>4278964>Jump out the windowI just need another 2d20. and 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4278968
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4278968JUMP AWAY
Rolled 9, 1 = 10 (2d20)>>4278968
>>4278962>only logic in which orcs know so muchOr you know, they just scouted our previous nest, found the altar, and/or got the nigger orcs and found the belongings of the humie we've killed, and put the 2+2 together.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4278968fuck wrong roll
Rolled 17, 17 = 34 (2d20)>>4278968and 2d20, let's hope a bette roll than that 28
>>4278989that implies the orcs actually care what goblins doand if they care they definitely went for the others
>>4278996So 74 and 17, 17? Whew
>>4279000my theory is that they just are very anti-Maglum, and they are/were just investigating if we're worshiping him... so they might have captured just us.
>>4278924>>4278935>>4278946>74 Gobson Runs>16:11 HIT CHEST >17:4 HIT ARM 1/2x Damage>16:11 HIT CHEST >(20):17 HIT ARM 1/2x DamageVS>23:9 Attacked Wolf 3 hit in the VitalsCountered Wolf 2, 4, 5>4 Damage Dealt>27 Damage TakenWolf 1 (3W) (0A) (10HP)Wolf 2 (3W) (0A) (4/10HP)Wolf 3 (3W) (0A) (-2/10HP) KILLED Wolf 4 (3W) (0A) (1/10HP)Wolf 5 (3W) (0A) (1/10HP)Wolf 6 (3W) (0A) (-2/10HP) KILLED Gobson (.5W) (0A) (5HP)VSBradley De Newmont (6W) (1A) (12/16HP)What you saw next was enough to scare any Goblin away. Bradley De Newmont didn't even care that 5 alive wolves were surrounding him as he got into his martial trance and stabbed his blade deep within one of the wolves killing it where it stands. When he was stuck his blade in, the other wolves attacked biting his arms and chest. This didn't stop Bradley De Newmont he stuck them back with his counters. Hurting each wolf that caused pain him. He seems to take pleasure in this. Your legs shake and you move to the window, jumping out of it, you start running back to the mountain. Another wolf enter the tent to battle Bradley De Newmont while you run and run. Looking behind, you see that you were outside the town in a tent, you see soldiers entering the tent you were in and a bloody Bradley De Newmont walking out with a piece of cloth cleaning his blade. Maglum saved your green ass, and used six of his wolves to do so. Maglum was all you can think about as you ran until you were sure you were not being followed.Combat! Over+4 EXP from battle>ResourceRocks and sticksPeopleGobson (Gay for Maglum?) (2W) (0A) (5HP) +1 INT +1STR>Knowledge of othersNon-knownWhat do?>Go back to the Nesting cave (3-4 Days travel in Mountains)>Go back to the Old Nesting cave (3-4 Days travel in Mountains)>Go check out the Cold Bolts (3-4 Days travel in Mountains)>Go back to the Old cave in forest (1/2 Day travel Very near Town)>Other
>>4279027> Go search for new cave, small or big you no care. You can't risk going to somewhere you've been before or people might find you. You hide now... offer a prayer to Maglum on the way. You promise you will (eventually) kill Bradley for touchin them wolves.
>>4279037+1>only you touch them wolves
>>4279027>Go back to the Nesting cave (3-4 Days travel in Mountains)we can't just leave our boys. We need to at least check up on them. and then bail to the other side of the mouintains
>>4279048if the orc inquisition is on our trail they are going to follow.we can't do that to them
>>4279048+1, check on our fellow gobs from a distance and if they're still there, we can gather them up. We need to pack up and move downriver, this place is too dangerous for us to stay. We can take our revenge once we've evolved and have a horde of goblins.
>>4279048+1>>4279027QM can Gobson use his INT to figure out how Orcs know so much?
>>4279048Support, do it stealthily I'm case someone's taken over like last time with the orks
>>4278817>Is it me or is the neck getting longer?No>QM can Gobson use his INT to figure out how Orcs know so much?Int to figure out some pieces of the puzzle. Without that Int boost, Gobson would only look at things that are happening in the present. As for pieces, you have to put them together as a story can be formed from what was given and some thinking. Wisdom on the other hand is common sense type things, to help guild Gobson to the right choice.>>4279037>>4279041> Go search for new cave>>4279048>>4279053>>4279059>>4279083>Go back to the Nesting cave (3-4 Days travel in Mountains)Stealthy?>Yes (Trip 2x time)>No>Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4279087>Yes
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4279087I feel like we should evolve Wisdom last
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4279087
>>4279087Also >Yes stealthy
>>4279093I was even thinking to myself right before posting this "I've never nat 1'd before... I wonder if nows the time?" Turns out? It was
>>4279093FUCK, OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK
>>4279092desu, we might use some common sense.>>4279093y-you fool, you've doomed us!
>>4279093>>4279089>>4279092>1Someone roll me 1d100. Just one roll
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4279106
>>4279027>Gay for MaglumKEK>>4279031Love this!
>>4279027>Go back to the Nesting cave (3-4 Days travel in Mountains)let's make like the Chinese and retreat because there is no way to win
>>4279089>>4279092>>4279093>1Having escaped with your life away from the Pale Orc named Bradley De Newmont you think about your new set of actions. You don't know what's happening with Bits, Prot and the others. And the only way to solve that is to find them. So you head off to the last known location back to the Nesting Cave. They will know what happened to you. You set off to the cave.Hours passed and you come upon a dirt road, and in the distance you see a cart with two caged creatures. From the looks of it, one of them is green and the other is some kind of Orange. You stomach is asking for food, but you know you can go a few days without.You're going to have to go through the bridge to get to the other side of the rushing river. Or go around looking for a different path, or even swim across. Which is something you never tried before, since there was no reason to.Week ?.? Day>ResourceRocks and sticksPeopleGobson (2W) (0A) (5HP) +1 INT +1STRWhat do?>Go see what in the cages>Avoid the cages and go across the bridge>Go around looking for another way across (May make trip longer)>Just swim (Never swim before)>Other
>>4279134>>Go see what in the cages
>>4279134>Green AND orangeWe're gonna have to check, if not for possibly one of our then for the possible kobold pussy
>>4279134>Go see what in the cages
>Go see what in the cages
>>4279134>Go see what in the cagesYep, slave camp anon called it
>>4279161a strong chance we become slaves?yesThe posibility we can shealth close?Also high
>>4279134You guys down for looking into make ourselves decent quality weapons and armor before we try doing shit again? Goats may have tasted great but everytime we tried to fight or capture any it led to us getting fucked up. I say survive on mushrooms and shit for a long while, while we work on killing slimes and small shit for training
>>4279202>slimeslimes are scary. the only one we meet so far was fucking huge(by both humie and green standards) and corrosive to booth.
>>4279202Yeah, we need to stop ignoring the research option and actually learn how to make shit out of wood/stone/hide.
>>4279202>>4279221I agree, getting some javelins and spears would be game-changing.
>>4279218Then we start doing pushups and punching rocks for awhile. Whatever we needa do to avoid more of this bullshit, because it hasn't been working. Hopefully setting up traps outside to catch rabbits and stuff will suffice for awhile. Also make a cheap onahole so we don't get pent up
>>4279256get pent up, builds testosterone(Or the goblin equivalent)
>>4279256Time to get fit
>>4279144>>4279145>>4279147>>4279148>>4279152>>4279161>Go see what in the cagesLooks like Gobson is going to see what's happening with the cages>Roll me 1d100s. Bo3
>>4279202Hopefully when we get back to the other gobs we can hammer out that green ore (Goblinite? We totally get to name it its our right as gobbos), maybe get some simple small arms or armor in green metal
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4279402
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4279402
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4279402Second nat 1
>>4279403knowing this quest it's uranium/plutonium
>>4279436Yea the quest is difficuilt, sometimes a bit unfair, but I like it anyway. It is quite different to many other quests.
>>4279445Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy the ride.
>>4279436nah, seems like some natural copper or some fantasy materialcould also be nephrite jade if it isn't a metal, don't remember if we melted it down for the spearheads or if they were knapped
>>4279460yeah, just joking. it really is probably copper. we banged it into shape at first i think.though that reminds me, that the second batch we got was actually "ready to use" straight from that hole that formed in current nest because of high roll. but we never took this lead of how did the come to be there and who made them
>>4279494>but we never took this lead of how did the come to be there and who made themI think 99% of the difficulty in this quest so far is because of our stupidity.
>>4279554we... we're just roleplaying a stupid goblin.yup, that'st it. We're merely pretending to be retarded.we really, really need that common sense WIS +1. or at least 2 or 3 actually
>>4279554that's in character at least
>>4279589>>4279590Yeah, this is just advanced method acting
We really need to just try to get our boys back together and then get the fuck out of this area. We ought to go to the other side of the mountains... and then just keep going, a VERY long ways. Keep going until we get to a decent area, and then thoroughly scout the area for any signs of intelligent life, especially ORCS. Fuck the orcs.We should also try to subsist mostly off of plants, like cave shrooms and berries. Fighting goats has almost gotten us killed for Maglum's sake. Stop doing this!We also need to ask OP if we can gain EXP and raise our stats through other methods besides combat. Can we make the goblins lift rocks to gain strength and constitution (or whatever the defense stat is called)? Make them run to boost dexterity? Can they just spar and wrestle to become better fighters? Does research boost intelligence? Kind of tired of watching our boys get their shit wrecked fighting mere mountain goats. How can we train in safety and isolation? And finally, we need armor and better weapons. Hopefully if we make offerings to Maglum and beg for help he will give our boys wolves. Perhaps some day we will be strong, smart and numerous enough to rid the world of the orc and Cold Bolt menaces. But it's not gonna be anytime soon.
>>4279639Oh yeah, and we should make shields for combat so that we can block and maybe even counter attacks. We should also make bows and arrows for hunting. Kill the goats before they even get near us. Smart. And we tried making traps for the Kobolds, why not make traps for food?
>>4279639>>4279639I think we got some from fishing, we can find a good cave near a river or lake then harvest exp from something that can't kill usGetting some rabbits would at least give us some clothing for winter, and could be layered with bones for some armor
>>4279639We should probably try to venerate other goblin gods, our tribe is very small but we could potentially have our own local gods outside of the normal pantheon
>>4279651Fishermen cave goblins who hump wolves when??Let's get the boys back together, maybe convince Grelob's family to come with us, and then book it. A new peaceful life of fishing and fucking wolves in a cave awaits us.
>>4279666>try to venerate other goblin godsThat is deemed... HERESY. Maglum deus exed us now several times. To pray now to other gods, seems to me traitours.
>>4279554This.Who thought attacking the Kobolds with lesser numbers was a good idea?That's the main fuckup we did, also Urm getting strength before Gobson making him think he's big shit
>>4279672Fuck grelob, I vote we club him over the head till hes retarded, take his mate and kids, and train him to be a fighting animal for gobson
>>4279666Nice Satanic trips. But Maglum has clearly selected us as his chosen people, and he saved Gobson from certain death by sacrificing at least six of his own wolves. We are deeply in debt to Maglum. Perhaps when we have repaid our debt and our tribe is bigger and wealthier, we can try to communicate with other Gob gods without pissing Maglum off. Until then, we can't risk falling out of favor with him.
>>4279673Bad logic, hes a lesser god in the goblin pantheon weve been told and even then we can still fuck wolves to keep him happy
>>4279666Yes let’s betray the one god who saved our dumbass >>4279672This We gotta have a training arc
>>4279682I can agree with that, but to completely disregard other gods in the pantheon could have its own negative effects, once we are no longer indebted however
>>4279681>"Let's start another unnecessary fight!"We're doomed.
>>4279672I'm calling that Grelob is going to take leadership role from us while we are gone. Because think of what Gobson did for the Goblins while Grelob got life in easy mode
>>4279694We need females, grelob isnt even from our tribe
>>4279692That's what I'm saying. I'm sure there are far more powerful Gob gods, but we need to be devoted only to Maglum until he outright tells us that we have repaid our debt to him. Next time we can communicate with him, we should thank him and ask him what we can do for him. He'll probably only ask that we tame some wolves and sacrifice some meat. No big deal.
>>4279708I agree, Maglum is easy to appease and curry favor with, and even if he's only a lesser god, wolf mounts would make a fuckheug difference.
>>4279708Agreed, glad you put it that way,thanks for making sure i thought about it a little harder
>>4279708He might ask us to get revenge on the pale orc for killing his wolves
>>4279704He'll almost certainly join us at some point, QM just doesn't think we've earned it yet. Grelob also has a daughter that he'd likely marry off to Gobson if we earn his favor and admiration. Please, for the sake of Goblinkind, stop trying to play the murderhobo game. It's clear that isn't going to work, we're too weak. Grelob is an ally anyway, remember? We're staying with him rent free, and he and his son helped us hunt that one time. Don't be smol brain goblin. Use that Int +1.>>4279703Okay. Gobson clearly isn't a good leader yet anyway. We will re-earn the leadership role if we must.
I'm not a heretic ..buuuut.....The fuck has Maglum done to have the orc inquisitionsearching his ass. Is he like a demon deity and we are to stupid to realize.The orc did accused us of cannibalism.Is it really that strange to eat human?Are we demon worshipers by our own stupidity?That...is very goblin
>>4279721Does he really need to tell us to do that? Pretty sure Gobson wants to do that already. One day the Cold Bolts and Orkkks will pay for what they have done to us. But that's going to be a long time from now. I don't think Maglum (see: QM) will send us on a death mission. Perhaps we'll have to assassinate Bradley, but it can wait. We need to get stronger first.
>>4279708Maglum is a chill dude.>>4279724Did any other anons see the wolves that showed up in the drawing after Gobson say Yes.
>>4279731There were a lot of them in the background >>4279730Agreed, it’s gonna take a while but we will get our revenge in time
>>4279726he's the "Kuro the wolf from that metokur drama last year" of this world
>>4279771nice>>4279754Oh... I will go with that till we get better info
>>4279726The orcs are moralfags and likely hypocrites as well. And who cares if we're the baddies from their point of view? We're goblins. This is Goblin Quest. Gobs gotta gob. Simple as.
>>4279807The orcs are race traitors. They rather be moralfags about the humie we ate instead of sticking with us green skins. Not to mention the orcs that killed one of our boys and stole everything.
>>4279817This, fuck orcs inb4 it turns out they are a self-propagating stage in goblin evolution
>>4279823That would be quite sad. Maybe we should take a note from the dwarves and make a book of grudges since we do have a lot of them.
>>4279827Do we even have a concept of literacy?