The roar of the dragon and the screams of your adventuring employers seemed to shake something loose deep within your soul. Up until now, you have been a lvl 0, an NPC, and these adventurer’s currently barbequing just through the narrow passage to the dragon’s lair hired you to carry their stuff as they travelled. But they’re dead now. Like real dead. Even if magic was real, you doubt they could come back from this. Oh well, somehow, whether it be survival instinct or the ferociousness of the fighting nearby, you gained a level and became Sentient!But you’re also stuck at the bottom of a cave.There were a lot of monsters on the way down.And you’re probably going to have to fight a lot on your way back up.Oh well, you have a level now! (1/2) Anytime you give an input, roll 1d20. If it’s general actions, highest number determines outcome. If two numbers are the same, the one who posted first gets priority. In combat or actions that have a reasonable probability of failure, it’s still 1d20, call out what you’re doing still, but I’ll generally go with the majority, but weighted towards high or low numbers.
And with that level, you’ve unlocked Character Select! Pick and name yourself!
>>4302812B. Our name is Illik Pupi
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>4302810>>4302814Should go with Majority vote.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>4302812ChadD
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>4302816
>>4302829Well shit, ninjers, you're a ninja. Ninjo? Whatever, you also have a bag full of weapons you were carrying. What do?>look in bag>Fuck it, we ninja go naruto run into the darkness>go fight the dragon
>>4302839>There's always an other you can select. Just name what it is.
>>4302839>>Fuck it, we ninja go naruto run into the darkness>>go fight the dragon
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>4302839>look in bag
>>4302852Well, I would make you roll for it, but you're the only one hereOh snap! There is a barrier there. It's weird that your employers could just pass right through it and you just ran full force into it. What do?>inspect the barrier more>run into the darkness away from it>go get a weapon from the bag>other
>>4302859forgot image>>4302858sorry about that
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>4302859>inspect the barrier more>Knock on the barrier
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>4302859>>inspect the barrier more
>>4302864It seems to fit flawlessly in the entrance, not even a speck of dirt could fit through. Running a hand across its surface, you realize it's smooth texture doesn't seem to catch your gloves at all. You remove a glove and feel the blood warm barrier. It nearly feels glassy in texture. If you believed in magic, you'd say this would be magic, but magic isn't real. You try tapping it, punching it, biting it, kicking it, smelling it, crying softly on it, punching it again, and come to the conclusion that it's a really good barrier to keep you out. What do?>Into the darkness without a weapon>Pick a weapon from the bag>Other
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>4302880>Pick a weapon from the bagDisable magic Wand, use on barrier
>>4302886>Nice roll, but magic doesn't exist. In honor of that Sick Critical, I'll give you the DLC weapons free of charge.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>4302895Take gun and shoot ourselves in the head killing ourselves.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>4302902Let's try to snipe the dragon in the eye
>>4302902Wait pardon me. We haven't even made it to that point. Let's smash the rock with the hammer.
>>4302908Yes, yes of course, you grab the hammer to chisel through the rock to encounter more impassible barrier, all you need to do is make it ther-OH SHIT IT'S A SLIME>smash>run>sneak>other
>>4302920dice+1d20I wonder if the slime can cross the barrier, if so maybe the dragon will deal with it. Taunt slime in front of the barrier, then try to jump out of the way when it lunges
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>4302955sorry, new here
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>4302955
>>4302957>>4302960It doesn't work wellOh no! The slime jumped on you and is now probably attacking you! It's kinda hard to tell. It's really just a lump of slime, but it's probably attacking you.>GET IT OFF>Actually, it's kind of cute>other
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>4302968>GET IT OFFDemand Slime to speak, or form into a human (female)
>>4302980You manage to throw the slime off of you, and demand "SPEAK FIEND, or uhhh, you know, you could change into a female human-looking slime, then uhh, wait no, that's dumb. Dumb idea. Don't do that."But it does.What do?>KILL IT>She do be kinna cute doe>other
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>4303006>She do be kinna cute doeDemand to know what "She" wantsWe have food in the bag right?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>4303006Seduce slime. It gets lonely sometimes in the cave.
>>4303014>>4303009"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"She opens her mouth to begin to speak, but no sound comes out. She then points at you and starts trying to seductively walk towards you, but she's jiggling a lot as she does it.>oh fuck yes>those are tentacles too>roll to seduce>other
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4303020>Other. Lie and say she can have us if she leads us to other monster girlsSlimes are very low in the monster girl tier system. We got to get the higher tier monster girls.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>4303020Promise a romantic candlelit dinner at the finest restaurant in town. But in order to get to the dinner, she'll have to help get us out of the cave alive.
>>4303022nigger, you take that back. Slime girls are the best monster girls.OP Weakness Revealed: Slime Girls"Bet. But uhh listen, where da catgirls at?"Oh no, she's crying. You asshole. She only tried to do what you asked, whatever you asked, and you upset her. Do you feel good about yourself? Do you feel like a man now?>Yes>No :(>Shut up OP, will she do it? (DC 13)
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4303038>Shut up OP, will she do it? (DC 13)Slime girls are pleb tier. They don't even have a pussy, and it's super small that some gay shit. >Feels like a man
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4303038>CatgirlsAwwww>Horse girls or dog girls>>4303043+1
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>4303038Examine slime girl. We need to know how she can be used. Is she acidic? Can she wield a weapon? If we wear her like outer skin would she help us resist bludgeoning/flame damage?
>>4303047Darn, I already drew>>4303043Oh well, the (You)'s demand it. It's also the reason for the numbering discrepancy.She begins running into the darkness, not even keeping her complete form. It's actually pretty easy to catch up with her like this. She's like what, half slug? I don't know."Hey! Wait up!" You yell at a comfortable walk.She let out a happy sounding gurgle. Oh, wow that's disgusting."Listen, you're important to me. I need you to help me find the sexier monster girls like horse girls I hate you. You're amazing, because you know where they are, and that's enough for me."She responds silently, with a small jump, this time, picking up on subtle cues or some other gay shit. She re-forms her body and leads you deep into the darkness. What do?>name her (what?)>follow her>find out abilities (how?)>timeskip to something>other
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>4303071Slime Girls have no gender, which means that's the big Gay. Maybe later on if she deserves a reward.>Name Her (Gel)>Follow Her>Find out Abilities (Read Stat list paper)>Find out her Abilities (Ask her)
>>4303071That's it for tonight. I'll let some more votes come in as I have to go drown my shame in alcohol until I forget that I've accidentally started a badly drawn monster girl harem quest. Or sleep. Who knows?I'll aim to get back at around 7:00 EST tomorrow. Thanks for playing!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>4303076>Ask her to form herself into a thinner figure. >Find out abilities (stat list)>Ask her abilities
>>4303085No Regards QM. It was fate, don't forget that.
I know what I said, but I had time to make an update this morning>>4303088It isn't that she's thicc or thin. It's just that I suck at drawing. If it looks vaguely humanoid, I did good.>>4303076The slime girl is happily gurgling what seems like a melody as she leads forward along in these labyrinth of caverns. She takes a left, a right, a right, an up, and maybe you already forgot a turn or 5hree. Directions have never been your strong suit. "Hey! I need to call you something. What do you want to be called?"[plopping sounds]'How about Gel, because you're a gel, and I don't know, you can pretend it's short for Angelica! So listen, Gel, what are you're abilities? Can you help in a fight?[a lot of plopping sounds and animated movements]SUDDENLY, you're blinded by a bright light! It can't be... It is! It's OP! And he can't figure out how to fit this in! So he just gives you a Stat list card deck to let you see the abilities of monster girls in your party. And just like that, he vanishes again.It seems like you're only able to draw one card from the deck. It readsSlime GirlAbilities-Can release a gas to briefly paralyze an opponent. However, this takes time to charge.-Extreme regenerationWeaknesses-Extremely low constitution. Even holding herself together is a challenge.-Can't really physically attack (see Comments)AlliesFungus people, etcEnemiesFire elementals, etcComments-Gains mass by entering into her prey and eating them from the inside. However, this takes a while.[CARD END]Hey look, Gel is pointing at a sign carved into the rock containing glyphs and arrows. Which way western man?>bird symbol>lightning symbol>void symbol>people symbol
>>4303453Are we still doing rolls? I don't really want to type it in all the time. Get's old, better for combat or real danger>people symbol
>>4303463I like the rolls. It goes to extremes a little more often. Plus it lets me know when to draw. Write in votes on it, though. I'll change the format if there are more for rolls being used in combat and general decisions as majority.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4303475
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4303453>void symbol
>>4303551No one else voted, so it’s 1 to 1, thus we’ll keep the rolls. If I ever run another quest, I may drop it to majority rule, but for this one, I’ll keep it to rolling for actions taken. Another benefit is fewer split votes, so I can keep it moving. I guess it mostly goes back to being a fan of notapaladin’s style. Nonetheless, this is my first time running a quest, so I admit that I am trying to figure out what works well for both me and my players. Gel seems extremely excited as you point to the void symbol. She begins bobbing up and down, grabs you by the hand and pulls you along a noticeably steep path down into the depths of the cave. You pass a series of angular runes cut into the cave walls and painted a deep crimson, then another set of a different language- these more circular, then another of vertical lines, and another until you finally pass one set you can read: Welcome to AVOIDANCE! Please enjoy your stay!. Gel puts her arms out and spins as she walks, nearly skipping with joy.As you progress down the corridor, she shows you oddities like faintly glowing blue crystals on the ceiling, a massive horned skull somehow embedded in the rocks, and a shiny black pebble- but slaps your hand as you try to pick it up (briefly losing her own tentacle in the process). Finally, she stops by an opening in the rock face, takes a deep breath and whistles loudly. She turns to you and smiles… Nothing happens. The smile starts to fade as she takes another deep breath and whistles. Again, nothing happens. She seems to be getting panicked and looks at the opening in the wall, back at you, back at the opening, and rushes in.What do?>Go into the Opening>Press deeper (You will lose Gel as party member)>Turn back (You will lose Gel as party member)>Stand there like an idiot>Other
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>4304000>Turn back (You will lose Gel as party member)>people symbol
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>4304000>>Go into the Opening
>>4304024You find Gel kneeling over pieces of mushroom. She's not even crying just staring at the pieces. You're able to piece together that these were probably mushroom people that got overrun, probably to be eaten by goblins, considering that there's a goblin that bled out by the wall.What do?>Say some comforting words>Be angry. Get revenge.>Interspecies wars happen, especially when one is food. Do something else.>Other
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4304061>Say some comforting words"Damn Griggers, we'll get them."
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4304066+1
>>4304093Can I change my vote/roll to get revenge?
>>4304094I was going to go get revenge after saying some words.
>>4304093>>4304094"Gel," You begin, putting a comforting arm around her shoulders, "I don't have the right words. Whatever happened here, we have to keep moving. It's tough, but it's also not safe here. We have to move on. They're gone."She grabs your hand, and looks at you, life back into- no, anger in her eyes. She solemnly shakes her head. Now is the time for revenge. HEADS ON FUCKING PIKES.You venture deeper into the tunnels when you notice the first of them: a goblin scouting party. What do?>Illik (you, the ninja) attack>Gel attack>Run like a bitch>Other
>>4304100Also, Gel has +5 for ultimate fury
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>4304100Use Weapon. Take the one without the spear
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4304100>>Illik (you, the ninja) attack>>Gel attackCOUPLE'S ATTACK!!!
>>4304113>>4304112Since combat, every roll counts.Those dice, tho.Pic related happens. The other goblin is terrified. He dropped his weapon, and is running off. What do?>Let him go people need forgiveness and he isn't a threat anymore>HEADS ON PIKES
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>4304137Pick up spear and fucking throw it through the back of his fucking skull
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>4304141+1RAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEE
>>4304141>>4304165Good Result, but not headshot perfectIllik picks up one of the goblin's spears and hurls it toward the fleeing goblin. The combination of distance and the unfamiliar weight didn't let the headshot you hoped for come to pass, but it was a deadly shot anyway. It seems like he is dying, but you may be able to get a single question in if you threaten to have Gel enter into him, keeping him alive long enough for him to feel each of his organs being eaten away before exploding (who knows if Gel can do that, but it's a good threat).>Ask about Goblin leader>Ask about possible prisoners>Ask about possible secret entrances>Ask about something else>OtherThe better the roll in interrogation, the better the outcome
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4304180>Ask about possible prisoners>Curb Stomp his fucking head in after the question
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>4304180>>Ask about Goblin leaderAlso>Curb Stomp his fucking head in after the question
>>4304186Your interrogation tactics work! He tells you that they have a mushroom girl, and a "Traitorous goblin bitch that tried to warn her precious mushroom friends." He just begs you keep Gel away from him.Request. Fucking. Granted.Also, you gained a level! Watchuwant?>a cool ninja belt (inventory)>grappling hook (sneaky sneak)>a ninja headband (defense and weeb points)>otherAlso Gel leveled up. We'll figure out what she can do later. For now, what do?>Advance to goblin king>Those captives suck for harem building. Let's do something else.>Prepare (how?)>Other
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>4304209>headband>>Advance to goblin king
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>4304209>a ninja headband (defense and weeb points)>Advance to goblin king>Take Spear with us
>>4304219You got a sweet headband. And a spear! That's right you're dual wielding a spear and a bigass hammer. This goblin king is dead. He died days ago, he just doesn't know it yet.You reach the end of the line skipping the boring fights because you are on a mission. And you will have vengeance. A trail corpses of lower goblins lay behind you as you enter a massive arena. A booming voice yells out, "Enough! I will have no more of my people die. It's time you reach the end. It's time you fight a challenge.!" A large goblin holding a club of some sort jumps into the arena."It's time you fought me."What do?>He's alone. I'll fight alone. Launch into attack (how?), leave Gel out.>He's alone. That was dumb. Gel and Illik attack (how?)>Be on the defensive.>Run like a bitch
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>4304245>>He's alone. That was dumb. Gel and Illik attack (how?)Punch in the goblin weak spot. Uknowwhat Then take his scepter and beat him with it.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>4304245>Be on the defensive.Griggers never play fair.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>4304249+1
>>4304249>>4304254"Be careful, Gel! We're in a boss fight! One false move, and we could be out of commission! The Goblin King levels his club and shoots a relatively slow glowing bullet from it. Gel was caught up in the blast. She's a slime, and nearly impervious to long term damage, but she'll be out of this fight! You better think of something fast. That apparently-a-gun of his is starting to glow again!What do?>Attack>Situational Awareness>Other
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4304263>Situational Awareness>HAMON POWERS
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>4304263>Situational Awareness
>>4304268>>4304271Result: kinda lowOH SHIT! YOU'RE IN A SERIOUS SITUATION!
>>4304273what do?>Attack>Use environment>Other
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>4304276>USE HAMON POWERS
>>4304280Yes, of course, the hamon powers, which you picked up at one point off screen and will forget about forever after you do it this once.It's moderately effective. The Goblin King is stunned. What do?>Attack (not hamon)>Other (not hamon)
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>4304291>Attack (not hamon)TWO HANDED SPEAR THRUST STAB IN HEART
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4304295
>>4304295>>4304299[Result: VERY STRONG START. adequate finish]You grab the spear, now a comfortable, familiar weight from its use in the countless slain. One final goblin lies before you, a formidable foe, the bane of your closest friend, hopefully recovering from the initial attack. For her, you grab it with yet another hand. TWICE THE POWER OF SPEAR!! The power of vengeance courses through your body, to your very soul! With your arms, combined strength you uhh kill him. good job.he ded.You gain a level! Whatchuwant?>Shurikens!>A better spear!>...Rope?>OtherWhat do?>Free captives>What are all the onlooker goblins doing>Check on Gel>Other
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4304311>Shurikens!>KILL ALL GRIGGERSUse Shurikens!
>>4304313Bet! You killed out the whole nest. I was even going to let them get away, but no, it was a pretty good roll, so they all died. Now what?>Free captivesgoblins are ded>Check on Gel>Other
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>4304324>Check on Gel>Free captivesI didn't say kill the females. Those would be hidden away from all the males we killed.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>4304334+1
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4304362+2
>>4304334[instructions unclear, everyone in arena except Illik and Gel are ded.]OP took forever to draw, and Gel regenerated in that time. She's fine now. Right as rain.You make your way to the jail and find the mushroom girl and the goblin girl just as promised. The mushroom girl notices Gel from far off:Gel! How did you find me?huh, we got her name right. Cool.It was all thanks to Illik! He defeated the goblins that killed your clan. I'm sorry all of this happened, but you're safe now. Oh! Right! Illik, I leveled up enough to speak. Neat huh?And now you'll kill the last of us? The goblin girl pushed off the wall.No one else but an unarmed prisoner. Just make it quickWhat do?>Free both>Kill goblinAlso, you can only have a party of 3 at your level. This means that if you want to free them both, only one can join your party. So if you free both, choose party (you can also kick Gel).Also, I'm going camping tomorrow and won't be back until either Sunday night or Monday Night. If you don't hear an update by 7:00 Sunday, Assume Monday. If you don't hear by then, I was eaten by a bear and i am ded.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>4304371>Free bothSeed (Make Baby with Gob) the Goblin and tell her to gtfo.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4304371>Free bothGet the gobbo ouda heah
>>4304364You had the roll, but it was a support, and I forgot to change the reply number. I'll also do an update in the morning with the final party, and any additional actions.Thanks for playing everyone!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>4304375This
>>4304375>>4304388>let's pump-n-dump her and leave her a single motherI'd rather not be black, also our first time should be with Gel.
>>4304467I'm willing to hear you out. Convince me why waste our seed on a slime that can't have babies. Vs a goblin woman that is a baby factory, and can net us offspring with a single drop. Our first time should be with a baby making virgin.If a baby is born of our union, she will be able to contact us in the future when we learn party size 4.
>>4304473How do you know that she can't?>spoilerI don't care; gobbos grow up fast and I want him to get into a trade, instead of becoming another, gangbanging, street trash, statistic grigger, and that requires him to have a decent father figure.
>>4304493Half human Gob. Already miles ahead of a pure green gobbo. In terms of intelligence he'll be on the right side of the bell curve.
>>4304388Wow! It's a SICK CRITICAL!“I heard what you did, why you’re in here. I’m not here to kill you. But just to be clear, I did what I had to do, and only in self-defense.” [flashback to all the fleeing goblin children mowed down with that SICK shuriken attack] “Killing, isn’t what I set out to do in this life, but it just seems to follow me, so I understand if you can never forgive me for killing your nest.”The goblin spat on the ground.“They aren’t my fucking nest, and you did me a favor. But… with them gone, I must say that this is a nice place to start a new nest.”Oh shit, that’s a blush. Can goblins even blush?”What I mean is, there is one more favor I’d like to ask from you. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. You see, goblins are compatible with every species, male or female. Always pure goblins. So, what do you say? It’s been a while, and I really, really want a litter.[Your autism tries to kick in and you want to bring up FBI crime statistics, but SUDDENLY! It’s OP! and he brings good tidings! It’s a different universe, Anon, these aren’t rapist goblins. They’ll be fine. And just like that he vanishes along with hard moral questions like “should I not fuck this goblin?” and his dignity!]Pic Related happens.WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? YOU ARE ON A MISSION! I SELECTED YOU TO DO THIS, AND I DON’T WANT SOME DISEASE-RIDDEN THRA-UHHH CHAMPION TO BE THE ONE TO- AAAAHHHHRRRRRGG FINE, I’LL CLEAR YOU OF THIS, BUT GET TO THE MISSION[Ability Lost: Chlamydia]Huh, that’s weird. Better not think on it too long!That goblin whose name you never learned will be busy for a while and won’t fight.What do?>Go back to sign and start off in the direction of the people symbol>Go back to si- hey wait, why don’t you just ask the party for a more detailed explanation?>No, I’m a man. I just know the way (which way?)Oh yeah! Name the mushroom girl>Check her abilities>Other
>>4304667>Go back to si- hey wait, why don’t you just ask the party for a more detailed explanation?fug>Oh yeah! Name the mushroom girlBella
OP is kill. Was tasty.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4304667Fucking forget to check thread. Glad to see you're back. >Go back to si- hey wait, why don’t you just ask the party for a more detailed explanation?>Oh yeah! Name the mushroom girlBella>Check her abilities>Ask if mushroom girls have girl parts or just need white goo contact to make spores. Or Asexual
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>4306743>>Go back to si- hey wait, why don’t you just ask the party for a more detailed explanation?
>>4304719Please roll next time! I wasn't ignoring you. I just thought it was low interest.>>4306743Thanks! I really almost was eaten by a bear. One came into my campsite as I was camping alone in Boondock, Nowhere (trailblazing in a wilderness). I just needed a quick rest before the actual update.Gel, since you can speak now, what are the actual locations from the sign that you pointed at?Oh right! Well, we're in my home, AVOIDANCE, this is where the monster-monster girls are. Gorgans, and vampires are here too, but they're mention only in this version. The other locations are SHERLOCK, where all of the elementals live; ANTHRO where all of the human-animal monstrosities perverts like so much are, and UNEARTH, that's where humans are. If you're looking for a bigger harem, go to either SHERLOCK or ANTHRO, but the big-city important stuff is in UNEARTH. Sweet! Hey you, Mushroom-girl! Do you have lady parts?MY NAME IS BELLA YOU BA- damn, that's a good roll. It can slide Of course? All monster girls do.And just for more information, you pull a card from the Stat Deck:Mushroom GirlAbilities-releases pheromones to boost attack-releases spores to weaken enemy attacksWeaknesses-fire-low hpAlliesSlimesEnemies-THOSE FUCKING GOBLINS KILL THEM ALL[CARD END]Which way western man?>bird symbol>lightning symbolnot void symbol>people symbolHey! Illik! I got Healing Allies at lvl 2. That's cool right! You should tell me how amazing I am! Illik? Illik!
>>4306865That wasn't clear. I meant I figured the overall interest in the thread was low!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>4306865>>lightning symbol
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4306865>The symbol that leads to the ANTHRO >Hey! Illik! I got Healing Allies at lvl 2. That's cool right! You should tell me how amazing I am! Illik? Illik!You got the stuff kid.
>>4306877“You got the stuff, kid.” At these kind words, Gel melted. Literally melted. It was kinda gross.You pass the sign and start down the tunnel leading to ANTHRO, but oh no! Without time to even turn back and do something else, you encounter a Bobcat!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4306894KILL THE FURRY!!!
>>4306894What do?>Attack (Illik)>Support (Bella)>Something? (Gel)>Run like a bitch
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>4306898Threatened to kick their ass if they don't unmask themselves
>>4306895"HI" I'm a predator! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"That was fast.Moving on, you reach a town of animal monster girls. You see dog-girls, cat-girls, horse-girls, whatever those are, and I really don't want to look up yes, all the weird mutated freaks that all look mostly like human girls with different ears, but wouldntchaknowit, something's wrong.One girl with feathered wings instead of arms comes runs up to you and cries, "Help! my sister has gone missing. She's the 15th one! something has to happen or else the whole town is going to be taken!"What do?>Ask more. Batman is a ninja or something and a detective. Becoming batman here is somehow appropriate.>Just wander off deeper into the cave.>Ask if there are any sexier monster girls that had someone taken and would, you know, be thankful if they were returned.>Turn back>Other
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>4306935>horse-girlsThose are Centaurs. Are you even a true fan? :\>>4306935>Ask more. Batman is a ninja or something and a detective. Becoming batman here is somehow appropriate.>Ask if there are any sexier monster girls that had someone taken and would, you know, be thankful if they were returned.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>4306939+1
>>4306939ohhhhhh, why didn't he just call them centaurs? I imagined a girl with a horse head mask Result: LowWhat else do you know about these abductions"What?"The abductions. There must be more information."Oh, look at that over there!"The bird girl walks off, looks around, and takes a blue pebble before running off."Wait! I need to know about sexy monster girls!"This is totally not OP realizing that he didn't ask what Illik hoped for in animal-girls, and is purely a result of low rollsWhat do?>Investigate around yourself>Ask another animal-girl (which one?)>Do something else>Other
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>4306939+1
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>4306996>>Investigate around yourself>>Ask another animal-girl (idc)
>>4307005While looking around for an animal girl to interrogate in this hour of need, you find a hidden entrance behind a rock with a banner stretched across it reading KEEP OUT. What do?>Go in anyway>Too obvious, probably a trap, keep looking>I WANT A VULNERABLE ANIMAL-HUMAN FRIEND, OP! (which one?)>Other
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4307011>>Go in anyway
Rolled 2 (1d20)>QM can't into monstergirlsA damn shame.>>4307011>Go in anyway
>>4307016What better place to keep a secret lair for abducting animal-people than a secret entrance with the banner reading "KEEP OUT"?You, Gel, and Bella venture cautiously down the somehow immaculately clean tunnel. Soon, you notice pipes appearing in the walls, then tubes then glowing lights with one particularly bright area just up ahead, but the ground drops out from under you, and you're dropped into a BOSS FIGHT ARENA. Behind a sheet of glass you see Bobcat, with mechanical enhancements at a control panel."It doesn't feel so good to be dropped down a hole, does it, Mr. Ninja Man? Well, how about this? GIGACHIMERA!!!"Oh no! A ... thing... drops from the ceiling with a spotlight on it for added flair!>I don't even know what I'm looking at here>Attack! (who? Illik/Gel/Bella. What?)>Defend!>Other
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>4307026>I don't even know what I'm looking at hereYeah, you're shit's all fucked, man.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>4307032ATTACK GROUP STYLE
>>4307032That SICK CRITICAL directly attacked OP's self worth! The next attack/defense will be powered up in a desperate attempt to make people on the internet like him! And, he labelled his picture rather than drawing it better.What do?>Attack! (Who/what?)>Defend!>Situational Awareness! (Optional how?)>Other
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>4307039>>OtherDiplomatically reason with gigachimera to help kill bobcat
>>4307049Of course! The power of communication and just talking things out! The Gigachimera respects your fierce negotiation skills and agrees to join your team!Bobcat is yelling behind his glass window what do?>He'll probably come to us. It'll be fine.>Break window, attack.>Wasn't there a light or something up above the arena that we were going to before all this started? Want to try to reach it?>Other
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>4307060>>Break window, attack.Let gigachimera lead the charge to add insult to injury.
>>4307077OH YEAH, OF COURSE HE HAS A KILL COLLAR, WHY NOT? HE'S ALREADY EVIL INCARNATE!>Roll to see fate. Very high and very low get more weight
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>4307098
>>4307106NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFBye bye, Gigachimera
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>4307098Can't press a button if hand is disabled
>>4307106>>4307111Well, I already drew the Gigachimera dying, so I'll at least give it a worthy sacrifice.OH NO! Bobcat was able to press the button, Gigachimera unfortunately wasn't able to stop him in time, but he was close. All 600 lbs of Gigachimera landed on Bobcat and it seems like he's out cold. What do?>Unmask Bobcat>Hammer in Bobcat's face>Spear Bobcat>Contact the proper authorities so he can go to trial>Other
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>4307125>Unmask>Hammer in Bobcat's faceWe are the law.
>>43071301/2The gang gathers around the slump of degeneracy on the floor, and tie him up, just so he can be awake to watch the hammer come down. In the meantime, they finally pull off the head to see who was behind this living nightmare.All: Das Coomer?Bella: Just as I suspected. Das coomer is a fucking degenerate, and it led him into stealing unsuspecting townsfolk and combining them into one creature.Illik: Zoinks! Do you think there's anyone leftBella: If my suspicions are right, there are two upstairs that hadn't had time to get incorporated into his plans.
>>4307144One last thing to deal with."Ugghh, my fucking head man""Oh, it's you, that asshole tha-""Wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PLEASE LET'S"squish.Now that's over with you gain a level! Watchuwant? >Smoke bombs>Grappling hook>Unnecessary metal spikey things on our forearms>Something else>Search for captives>Loot body>OtherMy B guys, I'm not going to be able to draw anymore tonight. Camping really took it out of me. I'll update in the morning after votes come in and a session at 7:00 tomorrow. Thanks for playing!
>>4307165I mean session at 7:00 pm EST
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>4307165>Smoke bombsCan't be a ninja without smoke bombs.>Search for captives
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>4307165>search for captives>loot body>smoke bombs
>>4307168Sweet! Illik learned the move SMOKESCREEN. It lowers the target's accuracy stat by one stage![Available Party Size increased by one!]Illik, Gel, and Bella find an elevator inside the control center and take it up to an area filled with cages. However, all are empty save two they contain a bird girl who is excitedly trying to talk to you and a sleeping cat girl.sawitonthemonitorsbutIcouldalsohearitandyouareamazingIreallydon'tknowanyonewhocouldtalkdownthatmindlessbeasthewasgoingtoincorporatemeintoandthenwithYou drown her out, and go over to the catgirl."Hey, wake up. I'm going to get you out of here."She opens bleary eyes that narrow on you.Oh, hey, that's cool. Did you kill Bobcat? He was a dick...Aaaand she's asleep again.Oh well, either of them will join your party, the bird girl is probably talking about how much fun it would be and how useful she is. She's probably just excited and will calm down enough that OP will put spaces in her words if you go with her. The catgirl will join your party, just don't like make a big deal of it or anything.What do?>Bird girl joins party>Cat girl joins party>Another party configuration>Other
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>4307480Cat
>>4307545I should give this more time, but I tried to get a head start, did too much and really don't want to do it again. Nonetheless, it's a relatively solid roll on what I think is the more popular of the two, so we're going with it.You emerge from the tunnels back into ANTHRO a hero, but it’s not a time of celebration for many in the town. Everyone lost someone, whether it be a relative or a friend, everyone lost someone they cared deeply about, and it will be forever remembered as the darkest hour of the town’s history. However, the one saving grace is the saved sister, the bird girl. When this story is retold to future generations, she’ll forever be immortalized as the light of the town that despite all odds was able to be saved just in time by the dashing mysterious hero, who without want of treasure or reward, saved the town’s brightest voice and then vanished off again to pursue another noble, selfless deed in another time, another place. You’re pretty sure no one even noticed the cat girl was saved too.You found her laying on a rock at the edge of town. She spoke first with a calm, fluid voice that seemed to nearly contradict her words: ”I never fully thanked you for saving me. I already figured I was dead- worse than dead, actually, living on without a will of my own in a twisted amalgamation of flesh, bone, scale, and feather. She briefly closed her eyes. I appreciate it.“Yeah, no problem. I’m glad we were able to stop that guy.” You shoot her a smile and start walking away, but something’s been eating at you about this whole situation. She’s a cute cat-girl. Why is she so ignored? You turn back around and ask, “What gives? Why are you all the way out here?””Well, I guess I’ve always been something of a stray. It’s just the way it is. Cat-girls and bird-girls are natural enemies. I mean sure, there’s a truce in town, but not killing each other and being friends are two very different things. Long story short, the town picked a side years before I was born. It might be weird to outsiders, but it’s just life for me. Besides, being alone out there?” She gestured to the rest of the cave. ”That’s death.”“I see.” You start off again before turning back around once more. “You know, if you want to leave, now’s a chance, and I would like to have you with us.”Wordlessly, she stretched, and jumped off the rock, landing gracefully. She approached Illik with locked eyes, stopping a few feet from him. ”okay”.SWEET! A damaged, loner, waifubait possibly narcoleptic catgirl that you can totally save joined the party! Which way, western man?Name her>check abilities>how do Gel or Bella feel about you picking up strays?>go to SHERLOCK (Elemental Town)>go to UNEARTH (Human City)
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>4307852>check abilities>how do Gel or Bella feel about you picking up strays?>Find a Centaur, I don't like damaged goods
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>4307852>check abilitiesEvery time.>how do Gel or Bella feel about you picking up strays?How DO they feel, QM?>go to SHERLOCK (Elemental Town)Chi pa pa!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>4307852>>check abilities>>how do Gel or Bella feel about you picking up strays?>>go to SHERLOCK (Elemental Town)Id change. Am regular.
>>4307854I was asking what you all wanted before and >>4307024 happened. It's going to be a cat girl. Plus, I would be even worse at drawing a horse's bodyGel and Bella are taking it surprisingly well. You're also now convinced they don't get out much.Cat Girlabilities-Can attack with teeth and claws-Agile, and can avoid wellweaknesses-easily distracted-easily spookedAlliesEnemiesBird people, etc[CARD END]>Name Cat Girl>Confirm SHERLOCK?
>>4307966 Here is the colored version. I know it's just MS Paint with a computer mouse, but I spent too much time to not color it in.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4307966>Confirm SHERLOCK?
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4308011>To Sherlock
>>4308017You walk up the pathway out of ANTHRO ready to leave this weirdness behind and start heading down again toward SHERLOCK, Gel, Bella, and Catherine all exchange a few words, primarily by the urging of Gel, but Illik's continued silence dampens any strong attempts at conversation. The booming angry voice he heard before leaving AVOIDANCE kept playing over in his mind, but nothing made it any clearer than the first time he heard it.Eventually, however, they reached a massive underground lake, with a pier leading out into the water."Grandma!" Gel yelled and ran towards the water. "Grandma! I feel like it's been centuries!"The water began swirling and rising until it formed a massive humanoid water spirit… thing."HA! CHILD, WHO'S FAULT IS THAT? I AM BOUND HERE, YOU ARE NOT". My most recent reversion had me too weak. But! I've gotten stronger! ...even if I was just carried along by IllikThe water spirit turned to Illik, somehow knowing which one he was. "THANK YOU FOR GUIDING THIS SLIME HERE. IF YOU ARE AS STRONG AS THIS ONE SAYS YOU ARE, YOU MAY BE ABLE TO RESTORE ORDER. YOU SEE LONG AGO THE FOUR ELEMENTALS WERE AT PEACE. THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE FIRE ELEMENTALS- NAH, I'M FUCKING WITH YOU. THERE IS A WAR, THOUGH. ROCK AND ICE ELEMENTALS THE OLD LEADERS ARE TRYING TO RECLAIM THEIR THRONE FROM AIR AND LIGHTNING ELEMENTALS. PERSONALLY, I DON'T CARE WHO RULES. I JUST WANT IT SOLVED. IF YOU DO, THERE’S PROBABLY SOME PRISONERS WHO WOULD RATHER LEAVE THAN BE RULED BY THEIR ENEMIES ANY LONGER. I SEE WHAT MOTIVATES YOU, CHILD, AND YES, ANY *ERHEM* ACTIONS WITH THE FOLLOWERS YOU MAY ACCRUE WILL BE PERFECTLY SAFE.What do?>Let’s go fight rock and ice elementals!>Let’s go fight lightning and air elementals!>I have so many questions. First, OP, what the fuck?>Do something else/Other
>>4308128>I have so many questions. First, OP, what the fuck? Where are my Centaur girl?>Ask the water spirit for some water powers
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4308143>>4308128
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4308143+1
>>4308144>>4308143Your centaur is here.>>4307011"Hey, water spirit! Can I get some sweet water control power. Like I could be a water whip ninja. POW. You know? What do you say? Hook me up?""YOU ARE NOT BORN OF ME. SHE IS." The spirit pointed at Gel and beckoned her forward. She nervously stepped forward as a tentacle of water from the lake grabbed her legs and lifted her up. Streams of water began wrapping themselves around the terrified slime. When they got to her neck, she yelled for Illik. She didn't even know why. This is her grandmother. She would be safe. And then the water forced itself into her mouth, through her body, burning and freezing her from the inside. She blacked out.Gel woke up to Illik. She knew him. Illik is a friend. Illik is safe. There are others too. Bella, and that new girl. She's nice, but she's trying to steal Illik from her, and also GRANDMA!I HAVE GIVEN HER A PIECE OF MY SOUL. SHE CAN NOW WITHSTAND HOT AND COLD. THIS IS DOUBLY USEFUL AS SHE CAN ENCAPSULATE OTHERS TO SHIELD THEM AS WELL. I'LL BE WITH HER, AND I'LL BE WITH YOU. FAREWELL ILLIK.And with that, she collapsed into the lake and then all was still except for the lingering ripples.
>>4308181What do?>Go fight rock and ice elementals>Go fight lightning and air elementals>You know what? I'm done with this place. Imma go to people village>Other
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>4308183>Get the Centaur>Go fight rock and ice elementals
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>4308183>Go fight rock and ice elementalsOur first should be super-effective.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>4308183>>Go fight rock and ice elementals>>Go fight lightning and air elementalsLet's fight everyone!!!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4308193This
>>4308395Rock Elemental gf? You guys are just looking for that 4:00 dick flattening aren't you?You pass through the doorway leading to the Hall of the Old Kings. You're about to end this little uprising they're having... Even if it is a double uprising. Peace will come.You can't decide if the whole theme is garish or really fucking magnificent. There's statues, columns, and a gold/quartz theme to just about everything you see. #Occupy #TheTop2%Gel comes up to you and quietly confesses "Illik, I'm afraid of this power. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's a reason I'm a slime and not a water elemental: my people rejected Grandma's soul. She's still our deity, but that rejection corrupted them and made them, well, slimes. I get we're corrupted, but it's who I am, and maybe there was a reason we did. I don't feel any different, but I'm just afraid. Illik, I don't know if I want this. Shit, I'm rambling, and it's for the mission. I'm sorry, forget it."She then slowed and ejected herself from the conversation before Illik could respond.You see what looks like a sharply dressed, partially translucent man ahead, snow billowing around him. This is it!>Sneak Attack! (Who/how?)>Wait, what if he's not involved?>Other
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>4308928>>Wait, what if he's not involved?
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4308929+1
>>4308929"Hey buddy! We're here to stop an uprising. Are you involved?"He's involved.What do?>Attack>Defend>Realize something important>Other
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4308955>Attack>Realize something important
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4308955>Attack>Realize something important
>>4308962>>4308960[Result: lower neutral]>AttackCatherine jumps first, able to get off a strong swipe of her claws>Realize something importantThis fight is 2 v. 4.
>>4308978What do?>Attack (Who? What?)>Defend>Other
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>4308980Did catherine just betray us?ATTACK THE ATTACKERS WHO ARE ATTACKING US!!!
>>4308989No, it was the statue that you passed earlier (I forgot to draw the sword). Those are the rock elementals. Catherine was punched right after swiping at the ice elemental that was trying to attack you. Also need to do work. Will update in a bit. My B for dropping out so early yesterday. I just couldn't think of anything even remotely interesting.
>>4308989[Result: neutral]Bella unleashes the attack unlocked from her last level up, Lichen to quickly eat away at the rock elemental, however, that suave ice guy, now with a cracking face from Catherine's attack intercepted with a concentrated blizzard wave, protecting his ally.The statue, returned his attention to the recovering Catherine, who, once stable reads herself to lunge again.Illik and Gel try to figure out where they would be most useful.>What do Illik?>What do Gel?Bella will continue her attack unless otherwise specified.Catherine will lunge at rock elemental unless otherwise specified.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>4309178>Gel at ice man>Illik at rockmanNAT 20 LET'S GO
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>4309178>Gel at ice man>Illik at rockman.>>4309184Here is a NAT 20
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>4309178>Gel ice>Illik rockThis is how you roll.
>>4309206Hell yeah! I was already drawing the poor result. I liked how it was going, but I'll happily it do it over for a good roll
>>4309206>>4309188>>4309184[Result Balanced, but good strategy for slightly positive, good setup]Gel has the cold resist whether she likes the process or not. She wraps her self around the ice guy, getting him all nice and swaddled in a layer of cold resist. She can't really attack him, but now he can't really attack either.Catherine rushes in towards the statue, and ducks at the last moment to avoid a devastating punch. Illik takes the opportunity to get close and swing for the big guy.Give me a 1d20 to end them, and don't fuck it up. >Any special requests?
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>4309227discombobulate
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>4309227SMASH THAT DUDE TO BITS!!!
>>4309229>>4309233[Result: Didn't fuck it up]Illik brought some hate with his Big Ass Hammer, his leg was nearly shattered with deep cracks cutting through the stone. Catherine took the opportunity. Bracing herself, she kicked out at the weakened leg, fully breaking it. A quick shove on the unsteady giant was enough to topple him. Only more blow kept him down forever.Sweet! It's nearly over! What do?>Finish off prisoner ice elemental>Interrogate>I'm sure he learned his lesson. We should let him go.>Other
>>4309286>If interrogate, what do you ask?
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4309286>>4309286>interrogatewhere tf are the rest of your comrades? AND DO YOU HAVE ANY LOOT?!>Finish off the prisoner ice elemental
>>4309335"All right, I'll make your death like 10% less painful if you tell me where everyone else is... And money. And jewels. I suddenly want lots and lots of treasure, even though I didn't get the inventory upgrade at lvl 2. Hmm, maybe I could let the khajiit hold it. No that's dumb. Dumb idea. Point is, where's the loot, loser?"YOU WEAK FUCKS"The ice man's facial cracks began glowing blue.YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRONGEST WARRIORS TO SERVE AS MY ELITE GUARD. IT'S WHY I PULLED YOU FROM THE FRONT LINES, AND WHAT SOME BASTARD WEARING A NINJA COSTUME AND HIS SLUT ARMY BEAT YOU IN HOW MANY FUCKING SECONDS? HOW MANY, ISAAC? His facial cracks began glowing brighter.YOU ARE MY THRALL! YOU WILL FIGHT AGAIN AND YOU WILL WIN, AAAAGGHHHHH!!!!Aaand his face exploded.Well, that was uhhh something. I don't know if we learned anything. Maybe that his name was Isaac and that's a SICK pun, you know ice-aac cause he's ice, and it's you know a ice man, and fuck, whatever, let's just leave.>Continue on. The boss fight is probably at the top of the hall.>Contemplate on it for a bit.>Fuck it, imma look for loot my own self.>Other
>>4309363>>Continue on. The boss fight is probably at the top of the hall.Let's level up
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>4309365
>>4309366You make your way up the stairs which leads you to extremely large wooden doors. There is no handle, but begins opening as you push hard on it. The room it leads to contrasts drastically with the ornamented hall you were just in. This is back to being cave, and from the looks of it a massive spinning ice crystal is holding a very large Oh fuck, I drew geodude rock with arms in some kind of weird glowing cage... thing.What do?>Oh sorry, wrong door.>Attack the glowing ice crystal>Attack the gigantamaxed geodude.>Say something that you'll later realize is really dumb.>Maybe buff yourself by the mushroom girl. She's supposed to be a buff/debuff unit, after all.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4309391>>Attack the glowing ice crystal>>Attack the gigantamaxed geodude.>>Say something that you'll later realize is really dumb.MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!
Rolled 8, 10 = 18 (2d10)>>4309395You jump into the air first towards the spinning ice crystal. The path before you is clear and there is a way to victory. You begin autisticly yelling "MUDAMUDAMUDA" for some reason unknown in this universe.You are met by being caught in the air and thrown suddenly to the ground. The spinning crystal stops, angles a bit and you almost feel like it's now looking at you.ib]WHO EVEN ARE YOU? I AM A GOD AND YOU TRY THIS WEAK ATTACK ON ME. I DON'T THINK YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.[/b]And with that, I'll get back to it tomorrow at 7:00 EST, probably. Have a good night and thanks for playing. Oh, and this boss fight will work a little differently. He is a god after all