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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!

But uh that's gonna be put on hold right now. Since you're island is currently experiencing the Mechapocalypse - and while you and your siblings were attacking the mech factory where the rogue mechs are coming from it exploded and a giant pillar of energy bursts forth from its depths, scattering your army all over the place.

What do
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4305937
punch self in face
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4305937
Regroup with your siblings!
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

Walk the dinosaur
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4305943

+1 But more style!
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>>4305943
Unfortunately the dinosaur was caught in the blast
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>>4305951
fuck ... i guess investigate.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4305951
damn
>>4305942
we gotta form a battleplan
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4305959
>>4305951
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4305951

regroup >>4305959 also this
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>>4305961
"Sis! Get outta there! Something's coming out of that energy pillar thing!" you younger brother calls over the comms
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4305978

Run Forrest, run!!!
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>>4305980
whoosh
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4305982
big bad evil reveals itself
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4305983

+1
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>>4305983
My god, the great evil, the terrible destroyer
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4305993
hey, that's just todd howard coming here to steal our budget, OP
reveal the giant mech monstrosity that we're actually fighting
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>>4305994
It seems to have given itself wings
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4306002
well, shit
now it can fly
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4306002
who do we have with us
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Rolled 5 (1d9)

>>4306004
With the explosion scattering everyone around, you're the closest to [my roll number] of your siblings!

Pick which ones it is
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4306012
Quattro, Rasputin/Boy, Chosen One, Lilly, VP
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4306014
random?
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>>4306020
well, I would've put Marian in there, but he's hiding
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>>4306023
Why would you
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>>4306014
Is this your final decision
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4306037
let's do it
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4306037
yeah
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>>4306039
>>4306041
You find these guys to be the nearest to your position after the explosion.

"You okay sis?"
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4306043
completely fine, not angry or anything at marian for being the worst idiot to ever exist
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4306043
Yeah, just ANGRY at MARIAN
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>>4306048
MEANWHILE, AT MARIAN'S COZY VACATION LODGE/SAFEHOUSE

"boy, there goes those chills down my spine again. Dunno why do they keep coming"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4306055
Back to business. Ask VP what some of the weakpoints of the giant mech are.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4306055
>>4306061
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>>4306061
"Honestly....I uh, haven't figured that one out yet. This design is not on any of our databases...nottheonesihaveaccesstoanyway. So currently the GSG are trying to research it"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4306066
Did you also know about marian's backup servvers for clippy or whatever his name is?
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>>4306067
"One is definitely right under the GSG skyscraper. There's at least 2 more but Marian deliberately kept those as secrets to everyone but himself"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4306072
...how did you even know they existed to begin with
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4306072
I think the back up servers should be linked through a network, we should be able to find out where the other two locations are even without Marian.
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>>4306073
"Sometimes I go through his computer to check if he downloaded any malware lately."
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4306076
>>4306074
Also it would have been a real help if you told us like before the Mechapocalypse
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4306076
He's dumb enough to still get malware?
>>4306074
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>>4306077
"sorry"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4306079
it's fine, VP
Let's just find a way to stop this giant mech monstrosity now!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4306079
Anyway, they should be linked, otherwise clippy wouldn't have easily taken over the whole GSG so easily
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4306082
"Yeah"

Speaking of which, it seems to have detected you. ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 47, 26 = 73 (2d100)

>>4306083
>natural 100
fuck off clippy
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Rolled 69, 53 = 122 (2d100)

>>4306083
nigga we ain't winning that
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>>4306086
Unfortunately the monstrosity blows up the structure you were hiding under
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4306091
just fucking run, not even Rasputin could deal with a bastard like that
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4306091
Spread out and start attacking it from all angles!
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4306094
IT OPENS ITS STOMACH MOUTH AND FIRES OFF ENERGY BEAMS ALL AROUND IT TO COUNTER YOUR MULTI ANGLED ATTACK!

ROLL 2D120

It has a +50 bonus
You have a +20
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Rolled 8, 27 = 35 (2d100)

>>4306102
THIS IS EASY
COME ON SIBLINGS
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Rolled 34, 19 = 53 (2d100)

>>4306102
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Rolled 56, 6 = 62 (2d120)

>>4306102
>>4306104
>2d120
oh wait
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Rolled 8, 96 = 104 (2d120)

>>4306102
HOLD UP NIGGA 2d120
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>>4306106
>>4306108
How unfortunate
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4306112
We can't beat him on equal footing!
We need to find a way to depower him before he wrecks the whole island and grabs Marian!
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>>4306113
"PERHAPS IT'S TIME FOR A TACTICAL RETREAT"
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4306119
Retreat to Marian's Tower! We can get the first backup server that way!
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>>4306122
You head for Marian's tower! And I gotta go take care of some shit irl! So uh, thread will continue a bit later. toodles
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>>4306127
come back soon, OP
hope fully within 2 hours
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shieeet, guess nobody's up
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>>4306298
fuck, missed it
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4306290

Wake them posters up yourself.
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>>4306301
ssssh, don't disturb the sleeps
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4306302
get woke up by money scent
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>>4306303
Monies?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4306305
yes, paid by clippy industries
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>>4306306
Sounds kinda like a scam, bro
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4306308
a paper clip is always trustworthy
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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>4306308

Trust the clip!
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>>4306310
Well, if you say so, Marian.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4306313
now where's my genderbent action figures, clippy, you promised me them if I backed you up
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>>4306314
"All in due time, Marian. All in due time"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4306318
this will never go wrong ever and will not result in everyone hating me forever until the end of time
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>>4306319
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4306320
back to the island where everyone hates marian and wants to beat the shit out of him
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>>4306321
"Boy do I hate Marian right now"

"Wanna beat the shit outta him"

"You're off the hook for now, Quattro"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4306326
Quattro is happy that he's not the second worst sibling ever right now
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>>4306328
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4306331
He didn't even ask who's the worst, because your hatred for Bobby outweighs everything
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>>4306332
MEANWHILE, INSIDE BOBBY'S CAGE:
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4306335
Back to running to Marian's tower to find the backup server
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4306335
They found the backup server... to Marian's porn stash.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4306336
WATCHOUT FOR THE ENERGY BEAM BARRAGE!
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Rolled 26, 54 = 80 (2d100)

>>4306341
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>>4306343
oh shit
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4306351
KEEP RUNNING
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>>4306352
Powering through the explosions, you and your entourage continues to run towards the tower.

In contrast, OP cannot power through this current headache that just came for some reason and must apologize for ending things right now.

Sorry anon
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4306358
gosh darn it, OP
can you power through it
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>>4306359
sadly no, I think it has something to do with the weather, sudden rain and temperature changes doesn't do me good
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>>4306362
damn
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whoosh
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4307509
RUN
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>>4307516
OH shit it's directing any rogue USSR siege copter mechs left to come at yoU!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4307519
GODDAMN THAT FUCKING ASSHOILE OF A AI WON'T REST UNTIL WE'RE ALL DEAD
DOES OUR SONG WORK AGAINST MECHS
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4307522
ROLL 1D100 TO FIND OUT

mechs have +30 resistance
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Rolled 45, 68 = 113 (2d100)

>>4307525
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>>4307526
Your song wont work on these mechanical beings! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCKET
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4307530
KICK IT OUT
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4307532
ROLL 1D120
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Rolled 29, 23 = 52 (2d100)

>>4307539
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>>4307541
Messed up the timing on that one
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4307543
get horribly pissed at all the things that happened to you today
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>>4307543
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4307546

RAAAAAGEEEEEE
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4307544
THEy'RE TRYING TO KNOCK YOU OUT BEFORE YOU CAN TAP INTO YOUR RAGE! ROLL 1D120
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Rolled 107, 73 = 180 (2d120)

>>4307549
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>>4307552
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4307558
WHAT ARE YOU, COPTER-MECHS? SLAVES TO A MURDEROUS AI THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU, OR LOYAL MEN OF THE USSR?
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>>4307559
Technically, being robots. They;re not men. They're machines
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4307562
MACHINES THEN
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4307563
You make a compelling argument. Let's see how these bots respond with a d100
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Rolled 79, 43 = 122 (2d100)

>>4307567
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>>4307568
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4307571
"ATTACK MURDEROUS AI MECH"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4307571
We need some backup
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>>4307573
The murderous mech....murders your siege copter mechs. but at least it's a bit distracted
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4307584
Get in the tower and search everywhere, also see if you can radio your other siblings to search for any hidden servers
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Rolled 51, 18 = 69 (2d100)

>>4307586
Roll 2d100 to look for that hidden backup server with the first roll, second roll is for radio contact with the rest of your siblings
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Rolled 36, 8 = 44 (2d100)

>>4307590
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Rolled 19, 26 = 45 (2d100)

>>4307590
Maybe
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>>4307593
Sadly you couldn't find shit.

"Uh sis. We've managed to contact the rest of our forces"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4307596
great, at least we have that
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4307596
"cool. Tell them I love them and they are doing their best"
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>>4307599
"They say thanks. And are planning an assault on that murderous mech to buy us time to do whatever we're doing"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4307602
ask them how likely are they going to beat up marian after this
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>>4307606
"Yes. "Yes" was all they said"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4307609
K what's the plan? What do you need to not die n stuff
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4307609
alright, share info with them about the mech and what it can do so that they don't get caught in its attacks
let's see if the tower has any info about the mech
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4307609
Good, now...the fuck do we do?
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>>4307612
I realize now I am very much not a leader and I'm glad my roll reflected this
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>>4307612
"Right away, sis.....Oh and Lilly, Luke asks how are you and also can he borrow your sword. The big one"

With that done. You've ordered your entourage to begin their tasks. VP and Chosen One will start combing the GSG archives for any useful info. Rasputin and Boy will be on the lookout.

Quattro has volunteered to find the hidden backup server himself
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4307618
Quattro, whatever you do, DON'T DESTROY IT YET, we need to trace its connection and destroy the entire network if it has one
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>>4307622
"It's cool, I haven't even found it."
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4307626
It's just a pre-emptive warning.
taking bets on how he'll fuck it up
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4307626

Let’s go go GOOOOOO!!!!
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>>4307631
"Alright, i'm going, i'm going. Jeez"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4307633
Hey look! A rock!
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>>4307636
Looks pretty suspicious
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4307641
stare at rock to assert your dominance
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4307641
Kick it
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>>4307643
Cheh, no way this puny rock can square up to the great Quattro!
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4307653
Pick it up
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4307654
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4307660
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>>4307662
A secret passage!
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4307673
Go in to the secret passage
it's marian's room
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4307673

Go in— get Marian, and allow him to be assimilated into mech. Kind of want to see that happen...
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>>4307675
"MARIAN?!"

"QUATTRO?!"


"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4307684
Marian, you have to run! Clippy has turned out to be hostile and now all our siblings want to beat you up!
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>>4307685
"All part of the pl---I mean What?! Clippy's gone rogue?! This is uh, terrible Quattro! Good thing im safe down in my bunker safehouse retreat! Don't tell anybody I'm here"
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4307689
WAIT WHAT PLAN.
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>>4307690
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAHT PLAN. PLAN?! WHO HAS A PLAN?! NOT ME. YOU'RE TALKIN CRAZY QUATT"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4307692
Are you talking about the plan to stop Clippy from assimilating you completely and wiping out everyone in this plant?
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>>4307693
"Actually, it's called uniting---I mean, WHAT"
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4307694
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH, MARIAN AND QUATTRO
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4307694

ASSIMILATE!
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>>4307696
ASSASSIN BOT! WILL QUATTRO SURVIVE?! WILL MARIAN ESCAPE?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON: SKELETON ISLAND PART 11: QUATTRO QUEST: MARIAN EDITION : DELUXE

at about same-ish time tomorrow. Toodles
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>>4307702
depends on whether quattro left his radio on
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god, I want SS to give me a bonejob
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>>4307706
okay
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>>4307706
Refer to this pic then
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sameish time has come
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>>4308710
It is not yet time. Wait for another day
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>>4308718
Is it time?
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>>4309654
OP probably fell on his bum again
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>>4309731

F for OP’s bum
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hour-ish has passed
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>>4309760
Has it. Has it really
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4309765
can we see whole class?
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4309765
yes, it has
back to business of us dealing with assassin bot
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4309765
yes, now back to Quattro and Marian screaming
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>>4309767
If you buy the DLC yes
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4309771
>>4309769
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4309771
>>4309770
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4309771
Show us DLC info
what is it
dating sim?
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>>4309774
Perhaps
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4309777
back to marian and quattro
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4309777
tell me more
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4309777
>>4309779
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4309777
>>4309779
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>>4309780
Well, the first you have to know is that this costs money
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4309786
BACK TO MARIAN AND QUATTRO BEING KIDNAPPED
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4309786
>>4309788
GOD DAMN
STOP WASTING TIME WITH DLC
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4309786
how much tho
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4309786
Does it come with the +18 patch included or do we have to pay for it separatedly?
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>>4309788
"Kidnap?! Oh no no, you misunderstand. I'm not here to kidnap anybody"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4309797
he is stalling for time, punch his gears out of him
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4309797
DO THE DRUNKEN FIST, QUATTRO!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4309797
Yeah, that's the OTHER bot
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4309799
"In actuality I'm here to murder yo--"

ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 38, 31 = 69 (2d100)

>>4309806
aw shiee
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Rolled 14, 19 = 33 (2d100)

>>4309806
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 93, 94 = 187 (2d100)

>>4309806
fug
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>>4309810
jesus christ anon
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>>4309810
Noice one lad. Seems Boy might've actually helped Quattro regain mojo after all
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>>4309810
QUATTRO'S DRUNKEN FIST ROCKED THE ASSASSINBOT'S HEAD BACKWARDS! AN OPENING!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4309816
KEEP ATTACKING THAT TINCAN
QUATTRO IS THE BEST
LONG LIVE QUATTRO
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4309816
MARIAN, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO STRIKE!
USE THE EYEBEAM
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4309816
SNAP HIS HEAD OFF
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4309816
Marian quickly hacks the bot ...with a high-powered laser to the face
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4309822
ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 26, 19 = 45 (2d100)

>>4309834
IT'S OVER
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Rolled 70, 94 = 164 (2d100)

>>4309834
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4309834
Marian it's your chance not to be beaten up into a pulp by your siblings afterwards!
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>>4309834
>>4309838
wrong dice but nevermind >>4309836
we are on the roll
who bribed dicegod
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>>4309836
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4309845
Quattro and Marian form tag team
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>>4309846
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4309850
So now that we know clippy is a completely malevolent AI who just wants everything to himself, will you give the locations of the servers
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4309850
acquire basic combo attack.
marian joins the party
now he is forced to show you location of hidden backup server
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4309850
Marian, you have to help us. Where's Clippy's other back up servers?
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>>4309853
"Or...I can do this"

GASP
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4309857
Marian can you stop being dissappointment already?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4309857
MARIAN???
is this not another assassin bot?
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>>4309859
"Big talk coming from a guy that planned to nuke the island when he lost, Quattro. ALSO...."

A. "I was aiming for the bot behind you" Marian says as he shoots another assassin bot sneaking up behind Quattro
B. "I always hated your shitass BBQs" Marian says as he shoots Quattro in the face
C. "ur a faget" Marian devastates Quattro with a heinous mental attack
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4309865
A.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4309865
I drank something bad that day, honest.
I think it was water.
also
A
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4309865
A
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4309865
A and that nuke was empty, plus it was Lillies idea
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>>4309866
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4309878
Marian, if you help us stop Clippy, you'll be redeemed in front of the family. You gotta tell us where the back up servers are!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4309878
>>4309880
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4309878
Alriiight! Lets get that stupid server and stop world from being destroyed and you from getting assimilated so we can figure out how to convince the world that were evil!
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4309878
you have a point there, not going to argue
still it's better to clean up the mess you started, look outside
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>>4309881
"Well one of them is hidden behind that wall over there. But since everything's going ass up, there's probably like, a horde of killer bots behind it too"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4309890
You and me bro, we can take em. Come on!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4309890
and the others?
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>>4309893
"They're at----"

and then Marian disappears from this reality 5ever
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4309903
well that doesn't make much sense.
Unless clippy made time machine and sent terminator in past to elimnate skeletons
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4309903
what?
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4309903
Marian????
The hell? Get the others to help bust down the wall so we can hack the back up server.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4309903
Everyone follow him into that reality. This one's fucked anyway.
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>>4309908
To make Marian exist again. Buy the Green Unlives Matter DLC
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4309910
damn it, OP
here, have my cash
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4309910
eh
not really
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4309910
Call Communist Overlords and tell them OP is doing capitalism
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4309910
He wouldn't just stop existing. Digitised or assimilated, however...
And/or in the alt-dimension for an impromptu meeting with alt-Betty
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>>4309913
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4309926
you can't argue that this made you to pop up back into existance again
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>>4309928
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4309926
Aw shit, reality shenanigans means Alt-Marian invades this universe with his flesh golem abomination army and they're clashing with Clippy
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4309933
yea, you are not going run away from your responsobility
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4309933
grab Marian and throw him at the wall hiding the the server room
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4309933
ASSIMILATE
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
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>>4309938
"Anyway, the other ones are hidden in--"

BUT THEN SUDDENLY MECHANICAL TENTACLES BURST THROUGH THE WALLS, AIMING FOR MARIAN!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4309946
male skeleton robot tentacle play
clippy is one hell of a pervet
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4309946
DRUNKEN ROUNDHOUSE KICK THE TENTACLES AWAY!
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>>4309948
>100
Is Quattro still Super-Saiyan or what
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>>4309954
dice god found his stash
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4309948
CAN THE QUATT DO IT?!
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Rolled 15, 94 = 109 (2d100)

>>4309959
AUTO WIN NIGGA
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Rolled 37, 62 = 99 (2d100)

>>4309959
>1
Amazing
Just amazing
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>>4309954 >>4309959 >>4309960 >>4309961
I'll take that as HELL YES DAYMN
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>>4309961
>>4309960
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4309970
MARIAN, SHUT DOWN THE BACK UP SERVER
NOW
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4309970
>it's an escort mission
>marian escort mission
oh boy
also >>4309971
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>>4309973
MORE MECHANICAL MONSTERS BUST IN TO CAPTURE MARIAN!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4309980
DRUNKEN KI BLAST!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4309980
Not bipedal? laughable. Blast it into pieces.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4309982
QUATTRO LETS LOOSE A KI BLAST
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Rolled 1, 36 = 37 (2d100)

>>4309988
nyeh
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Rolled 54, 100 = 154 (2d100)

>>4309988
HADOUKEN!
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>>4309991
>using the ex version
fucking scrub
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>>4309991
Something's wrong here. Quattro is doing good.

Too good
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4309997
he's empowered by saving his brother, obviously
family is his specialty
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4309997
I telling you, Dice god found his stash and now biased
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4309997
Plot twist: Clippy also assimilates Quattro to neutralise him
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>>4310003
OH SHIT WATCHOUT
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>>4310005
"That's why I always told ya that retro games are the best, see what happens when you go next gen"
yells quattro while doing another roundhouse kick
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4310005
>>4310007
fug
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4310005
Quattro boosts Marian's laser by combining it with the energy from another ki blast
"Marian if you sabotage this I'll kill you"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4310005
DRUNKEN TIME STOP
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4310005
OUTTA LEFT FIELD, ZEBRA GETS ASSIMILATED INSTEAD
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>>4310011
Now that's a cool idea let's keep that one in reserve
>>4310013
LEL
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4310010
"Nigga please. You're only so high and mighty because right now I'm the only one besides Bobby that is on Shotasniffer's hit list"
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Rolled 19, 87 = 106 (2d100)

>>4310017
and whos fault is that
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>>4310017
Well, you're actually on everyone's
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>>4310019
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4310026
No one going to believe us that we actually wiped them out, ain't they?
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4310026
>>4310027
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4310026
Zebra gets assimilated instead for some reason
>>4310027
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4310026
Marian I can't drink booze if I'm a goddamn fax machine, we're gonna go destroy those backup servers NOW. Where are they?
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>>4310027
"Nope"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4310039
come on Marian, let's take down these backup servers.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4310039
Man, Lilly got off easy
>>4310032
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4310039
Ah well, lets destroy the server anyways
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4310039
let's at least achieve objective
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>>4310040
"Yeah, let's"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4310048
BRO HUG
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4310048
do that
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4310048
This >>4310049 but it goes terribly wrong for one of them
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>>4310049
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4310054
Oh were here!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4310054
back to our objective
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>>4310056
Quattro and Marian reaches the server room! Will they be able to succeed and redeem themselves, somewhat, in the eyes of their siblings?!

Find out next time on Skeleton Island 2!

Which is about 12-ish hours! See ya then

Updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4310059
oh 12 hours?
well alright, OP
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>>4310059
>participated in whole bread finally and witnessed Quattro being successfull
thanks for bread OP
it was a pleasure
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>>4310060
>>4310061
ye
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>>4310063
how 12-ish are you talking
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>>4310804
It hasn't even been 12 hours yet
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>>4310851

Hush... time is relative...
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>>4310857
From my perspective it has only been 1 hour
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4310947
let's get back to the plot, OP
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>>4310954
shush
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4310960
slap OP's hand away
you're not taking away our money
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4310960
go in the server room while OP realizes there's no money inside the wallet
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>>4310965
why is this thing full of secretly taken photos of betty
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4310971
Quattro....
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4310971
QUATTRO WHAT
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>>4310975
"THIS IS A JOKE POST AND IS NON CANON, SHUT UP"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4310988
Yeah, whatever, Quattro
Marian, how's the server?
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4310988
well betty is the best girl
understandable
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4310990
Let's see
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Rolled 42, 100 = 142 (2d100)

>>4310995
good, I think
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Rolled 31, 2 = 33 (2d100)

>>4310995
what do we need to roll tho
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>>4310996
Too good, in fact.

It has transformed into its mech form to defend itself
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4311005
god damn is everything Marian designs a fucking mech?
DRUNKEN OPEN PALM
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4311005
where is turn off button
>>4311007
>god damn is everything Marian designs a fucking mech?
yes
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4311005
it's also facing the other direction
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>>4311009
"Power button's like deep inside the ultra reinforced body armor. I put it there incase somebody tried to go in here and mess with it"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4311016
do you have the remote?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4311016
>>4311018
yeah, just turn it off, Marian
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>>4311020
"Why would I have a remote"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4311027
because I can't imagine your lazy ass shutting it down manually
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4311027
Is the mech separate from the server, please tell me it is
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4311033
"Well, you se--"

OH SHIT ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 11, 2 = 13 (2d100)

>>4311035
rude
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Rolled 98, 88 = 186 (2d100)

>>4311035
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>>4311037
Amazing! The beam misses Marian!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4311041
OH, THIS SERVER IS GETTING BEAT DOWN
QUATTRO
DRUNKEN OPEN PALM
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4311041
It hits Quattro's afterimage, cause he is already dismantling server
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4311042
CAN QUATTRO'S HOTSTREAK CONTINUE
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Rolled 16, 41 = 57 (2d100)

>>4311051
Yes
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Rolled 24, 26 = 50 (2d100)

>>4311051
seems like it can
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>>4311055
THE PALM STRIKE HITS THE MECH IN THE LEG! IT'S OFF BALANCE!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4311063
DRUNKEN DROPKICK TO KNOCK IT DOWN!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4311063
do 3 palm strike hit combo to air juggle mech
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4311066
CAN HE DO IT?!
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Rolled 85, 15 = 100 (2d100)

>>4311081
Believe in Quattro
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Rolled 75, 73 = 148 (2d100)

>>4311081
HE DIDN'T ADD "DRUNKEN" TO IT, OP
>>
welp
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4311082
THE SERVER MECH THEN SLAMS ITS METAL FIST DOWN UPON QUATTRO! CAN MARIAN RUN IN WITH A SAVE?
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Rolled 6, 26 = 32 (2d100)

>>4311092
probably
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Rolled 75, 42 = 117 (2d100)

>>4311092
MARIAN KNOWS THE SECRET WEAKSPOT OF THE SERVER MECH AFTER ALL!
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>>4311095
Marian has caused one of its arms to go haywire!
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4311100
STOP PUNCHING YOURSELF SERVER
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4311100
Quattro gets back and follows up with drunken' uppercut
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4311100
DRUNKEN DROP KICK ATTEMPT ONCE MORE!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4311103
DRUNKEN UPPERCUT EHRE WE GO
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4311100
The arm breaks off and fights independently
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Rolled 10, 84 = 94 (2d100)

>>4311106
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Rolled 67, 36 = 103 (2d100)

>>4311106
nyeah
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Rolled 64, 10 = 74 (2d100)

>>4311106
GODDAMNIT
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Rolled 62, 60 = 122 (2d100)

>>4311106
Quattro is actually drinking with one hand while uppercutting with the other
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>>4311108
fug, page updated too slowly
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4311109
QUATTRO IS KICKED INTO A WALL! WATCH OUT FOR ITS FOLLOWUP ATTACK!
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Rolled 37, 49 = 86 (2d100)

>>4311122
Come on Quattro, you experienced success.
You experienced failure.
Your grow must be unshackled.
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Rolled 45, 76 = 121 (2d100)

>>4311122
MARIAN PUTS UP AN ENERGY SHIELD TO PROTECT QUATTRO
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>>4311124
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4311133
do the nonletal combo attack to immobilize server
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4311133
DRUNKEN DROP KICK WHILE MARIAN CONVERTS THE ENERGY FROM THE SHIELD INTO AN ENERGY FIST
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4311133
Marian surely you have some way to hack into this thing and turn it off without destroying it
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4311139
An energy fist, THAT WAS THEN USED TO LAUNCH QUATTRO TO GIVE HIS KICK AN EXTRA OOMPH. ROLL 2d100

+10 bonus
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Rolled 16, 33 = 49 (2d100)

>>4311153
AUTO WIN NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 3, 64 = 67 (2d100)

>>4311153
yey
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Rolled 59, 88 = 147 (2d100)

>>4311109
>autowin
rip
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>>4311159
The attack destroys one side of the Mech's body!
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4311165
can we see turn off button from that hole we made?
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4311165
NOW, MARIAN
GET INSIDE AND SHUT IT DOWN!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4311168
MARIAN CHARGES FORWARD! CAN HE SUCCEED?
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Rolled 13, 34 = 47 (2d100)

>>4311174
MARRRRRRRIAAAAAAAAAN
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Rolled 92, 80 = 172 (2d100)

>>4311174
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>>4311176
huh
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>>4311176
Quattro and Marian is being competent. TOO competent.

Clearly we have been transported into an alternate universe
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4311182
just show us them winning, OP
they deserve it
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4311182
They're not Bobby, OP
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4311182
stop being mean OP
maybe they had personal grow offscreen
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>>4311184
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4311189
press it
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4311189
doesn't look suspicious.
which is suspicious.
you sure it's not self detonate button?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4311189
Push the button
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4311189
Press "Shut down Server 1" to shut down server 1
What could possiblai go wrong
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>>4311191
"Wellll, I don't reemember putting int a self destruct function"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4311195
just shut it down already
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4311195
could it been modded by clippy tho?
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4311195
press it, then jump out just in case
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4311198
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Roll 2d100
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Rolled 63, 25 = 88 (2d100)

>>4311202
IT'S A TRAP, MARIAN
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Rolled 22, 14 = 36 (2d100)

>>4311202
GODDAMNIT WHY DID WE THINK
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Rolled 76, 72 = 148 (2d100)

>>4311202
lol
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>>4311203
MECHANICAL RESTRAINTS APPEARS AND HOLD MARIAN DOWN! HE'S TRAPPED WITHIN THE MECH! IT THEN ENGAGES BOOSTER AND ZIPS AWAY!
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4311214
Quattro to rescue!
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4311214
JUMP AFTER IT AND GRAB ON, QUATTRO!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4311214
KICK ITS LEG
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4311216
ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 92, 33 = 125 (2d100)

>>4311222
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Rolled 74, 17 = 91 (2d100)

>>4311222
you can do it mah boy
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>>4311223
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4311231
Climb inside and save Marian!!!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4311231
climb up, Quattro! Get inside!
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4311231
BREAK ITS LEG
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4311233
ROLL 2d100

You have a -10 malus
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Rolled 79, 5 = 84 (2d100)

>>4311238
>>
Rolled 38, 65 = 103 (2d100)

>>4311238
just imagine that there is stash of booze inside
>>
Rolled 99, 19 = 118 (2d100)

>>4311238
>>
god
>>
Rolled 89, 88 = 177 (2d100)

>>4311238
C'mon natural 100
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4311241
It's shaking too hard! Quattro can't ascend! It'll try to shake him off!

ROLL 2d100

You have a -10 malus
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Rolled 71, 12 = 83 (2d100)

>>4311247
DRUNKEN GRIP
>>
Rolled 97, 66 = 163 (2d100)

>>4311247
Ain't gonna happen, boyo
>>
Rolled 88, 66 = 154 (2d100)

>>4311247
Just hang on and find out where it's taking him
>>
OP is going to take a long look at his dice
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>>4311250
QUATTRO MANAGES TO HANG ON
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4311253
this is nothing compared to walking on straight line when you are drunk to fool police officers
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4311253
Climb while trying to break the mech's leg
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4311253
CLIMB UP ONCE MORE WITH DRUNKEN GRIP!
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4311256
AGAIN,
ROLL 2d100

You have a -10 malus
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Rolled 70, 87 = 157 (2d100)

>>4311264
FEEL THE ALCOHOL INSIDE YOU, QUATTRO
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Rolled 37, 13 = 50 (2d100)

>>4311264
I like these new dice
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>>4311265
LOOK AT YOUR DICE OP
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Rolled 1197 (1d2500)

>>4311267
OKay sure. The mech now has a d2500
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4311271
stop joking around, OP
let Quattro be competent
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4311271
OP that's not a dice anymore, that's a sphere
Dice god will be sad
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4311271
Well I guess forget about the leg-braking then and just hang on
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>>4311273
WOAH SHIT
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>>4311276
braking or breaking; either works
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4311277
NOW, TO SAVE MARIAN!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4311277
it has wheels down there? damn it.
At least it's more stable now.
climb inside
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4311277
Okay just Ki-EMP it the fuck to death now then
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4311280
ROLL 2d100 TO FLIP INSIDE

-50000000000000000000000000 malus to Quattro.

Or only -10, who knows
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Rolled 97, 20 = 117 (2d100)

>>4311283
just let RNG flow, OP
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Rolled 7, 85 = 92 (2d100)

>>4311283
DRUNKEN FLIP
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>>4311284
Yeah okay
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Rolled 95, 90 = 185 (2d100)

>>4311286
USE YOUR KI ENERGY TO FLY AFTER IT, QUATTRO
WE HAVE TO CRASH INSIDE AND SAVE MARIAN
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>>4311286
>>4311287
uh meant 1d100
haha
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4311286
>>4311287
that
aka self propelling farts
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4311286
>>4311282
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4311287
ROLL 2d100

-10 malus
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Rolled 97, 84 = 181 (2d100)

>>4311292
BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>4311293
blessed
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>>4311293
Quattro got inside! Will he be able to save Marian?!

Who knows! Find out in about, uh....3-4 hours. I gotta go....rethink my dice. Or sumthin. Yea.
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>>4311293 >>4311294
Dice God is way more chill now that he's a drunken communist
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>>4311298
dang it, OP
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4311298
OP you are not going to fill your dice with lead, right?
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>>4311302
Me? Rigging dice? Using weighted dice? How absurd.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4311303
just leave these dice here, don't worry, we'll look after them
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Rolled 4622 (1d5000)

>>4311304
Sure. I'll be leaving my D5000 to be used for the final boss. Don't touch it
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Rolled 4916 (1d5000)

>>4311306
why does it look like you, OP?
anyway thanks for bread
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>>4311306
when you coming back, OP?
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>>4311378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW_SSGnbk7Q
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>>4311378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4311384
no running away from your duties, OP
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>>4311385
You can run away from anything if you're motivated enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qitn6FRc0oc
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4311386
but plot, OP
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4311387
amateur, that's not how you do it
>>4311386
Lure OP with cash
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>>4311388
in that case, he'll just get more pics of betty from quattro's wallet
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4311390
Yes, and?
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>>4311388

wat cash
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4311402
clippy cash
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4311402
Reel Money(tm)
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>>4311409
>>4311410
I'll have to think about it.

For 30 moinutes
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I was told there would be bread in here.
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>>4311427
By whom
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>>4311430
people.... Also I thought the bread burned. Who FUCK is the bread magician making all this bread
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4311430
>>4311432
the bread magician obviously
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>>4311433
yea that makes sense. I answered my own question.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4311430
limited edition bread with calcium
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>>4311433
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4311436
it has skyrim inside it, I bet
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>>4311436
Oh good - I got back in time to play Skyrim
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>>4311437
Pwerhaps
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4311448
back to our boneheads
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4311448
Wo this bread magician is. Are they (((they))) pulling the strings in this adventure
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4311448
The poak bun magician is better. Anyway where is this server/mech taking these skeledudes
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>>4311454
The mech bursts out of the underground and into the battle above! Due to the shit happening up here currently, nobody noticed it yet
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4311436
Work your way into the button
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4311464
By sheer chance the robo-server collides with the last remaining other server
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>>4311473
Indeed, they collide.....and combined to transform into an aircraft, giving them better speed to reach Clippy's main body
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4311481
>>4311466
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4311481
The skelebros fuck shit up inside said computer-aircraft
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>>4311482
Having just combined, the mecha has even more restraints inside!
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4311489
just wreck it all and pilediver this thing into the ground
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4311489
combine power with marian and
>>4311483
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4311491
Can Quattro and Marian break out of the restraints?!

Roll 2d100

Mech has +20 bonus
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Rolled 27, 47 = 74 (2d100)

>>4311495
Not first Quattro's deal with wired controller mess
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>>4311499
Yea! Quattro has broken free!
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4311504
>Quattro
What about Marian?
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4311504
now plane transformer pilediver time
I can settle on spiritual pilebunker in control centre
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>>4311507
Ah shit it's too far away. And Quattro's also falling towards the ground!
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4311509
QUATTRO YOU IDIOT
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4311509
spiritual drunken grapple hook the plane
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4311510
CCAN THE QUATT BE SAVED BY A CONVENIENT PLOT EVENT?!

ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 11, 100 = 111 (2d100)

>>4311513
betty! You came!
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>>4311515
>natural 100
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>>4311515
"Betty? The hell you talking about, Quattro? And where the fuck did you come from?! What are you doing up here?"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4311524
Server's flying up with Marian inside!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4311524
Distract his attention from screaming Betty by explaining situation with marian and server
that we need to pursue that plane thing
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>>4311527
"....Alright. Hang tight. We're going after it then"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4311531
wee haaaa
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4311531
have vietnam flashback of your experience with Lilly's pets
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>>4311532
As Quattro is ferried by Luke on his magical skeledragon accross the sky towards the mecha plane, he realizes one things.

Thread will now be over early due to OP's stomach problems. shit sorry
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4311539
just channel your inner DnD player into you, Quattro
Thanks for bread OP, take care
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>>4311539
we doing another bread soon?
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Maybe this time
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4315484
those lines look thicker than usual
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>>4315485
Don't fatshame
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4315486
get back to plot
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>>4315487
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4315491
before the thicc skeletons get you
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>>4315492
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4315493
back to dragon rescue
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>>4315494
Luke and Quattro zips through the sky towards Marian
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4315498
Looks like a third server is coming towards the aircraft as well
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>>4315500
All the Clippy parts are trying to merge with the main Clippy mech to become some sort of Prime Clippy
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4315508
SHOOT IT DOWN
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4315508
GET ME CLOSER, LUKE
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4315509
Roll 2d100!
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Rolled 28, 22 = 50 (2d100)

>>4315514
URAAAAAAAAAH!
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Rolled 39, 80 = 119 (2d100)

>>4315514
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>>4315516
YOu shot down the third server!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4315517
GET CLOSE
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4315517
GET ME CLOSER SO I CAN JUMP ONTO THE SERVER AND SAVE MARIAN!
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4315520
WATCH OUT FOR ITS TURRETS!

ROLL 2d100

It has a +20 bonus
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Rolled 19, 54 = 73 (2d100)

>>4315522
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>>4315523
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4315529
Now's your chance to jump in and save Marian! GO QUATTRO!
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4315529
The laser gets redirected to the aircraft!
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4315531
WILL IT HIT?\

ROll 2d100

+20 bonus for aircruft
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Rolled 26, 94 = 120 (2d100)

>>4315533
sssshit
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Rolled 94, 14 = 108 (2d100)

>>4315533
THING'S FAST AS FUCK BOY
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>>4315534
wow you did it
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>>4315535
>literally 1 second after
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>>4315537
can't be helped, but at least it makes the battle more interesting
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>>4315535
Didn't even scratch it
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4315541
DO A SKELETAL DRAGON FIREBALL TO MAKE AN OPENING!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4315541
What if we shoot the engine! Or tilt it so it flies towards the ground
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>>4315543
AND WHAT IF you give OP a million dollars?! Eh? Eh?
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4315544
stop being a jew, OP
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4315544
Nah, that would be capitalism and OP will be dragged off to super gulag and his money "confiscated"
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>>4315546
>>4315545
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4315551
>>4315542
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4315552
ROll 2d100

+20 bonus for aircroft
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Rolled 90, 98 = 188 (2d100)

>>4315558
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>>4315559
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4315562
JUMP IN NOW, QUATTRO!
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4315564
ROll 2d100

+20 bonus for aircreft
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Rolled 38, 99 = 137 (2d100)

>>4315570
>>
>>4315571
>99
quattro becomes the bullet that shot down the aircraft
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>>4315574
i'm just here to save marian
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>>4315571
>>4315574
Oh no, Quattro exploded so hard the aircraft exploded in a nuclear explosion, annihilating both it, Quattro and Marian. RIP
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4315578
Luke salutes
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4315578
come on be serious, OP
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>>4315579
>>4315579
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4315581
Now back to what actually happened
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4315581
Wow Marian, its a miracle that me, Quattro, and you are not hurt in the slightest
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>>4315582
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4315584
Quick run inside!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4315584
Find Marian!
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4315587
OH SHIT IT's THE SECURITY SYSTEM! ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 43, 96 = 139 (2d100)

>>4315590
FUCK OFF
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>>4315590
NO PROBLEM FOR QUATTRO
DRUNKEN FIST!
>>4315591
good roll
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>>4315591
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4315594
BASH THEIR HEADS TOGETHER!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4315596
ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 77, 60 = 137 (2d100)

>>4315599
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>>4315600
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4315606
good job, Quattro!
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4315606
Keep going!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4315608
Anyway keep rolling those dices cus more of em are coming
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Rolled 34, 66 = 100 (2d100)

>>4315611
>>
Rolled 36, 18 = 54 (2d100)

>>4315611
Come on guys, this thing isn't THAT important you have to guard it so hard
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Rolled 79, 71 = 150 (2d100)

>>4315611
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>>4315613
my net's fucking up
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4315618
enough to not see this >>4315614
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4315618
>>4315614
yeah, rewind it
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4315618
>>4315614
It really is
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>>4315620
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4315625
find the controls
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4315625
find Marian!
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>>4315626
What you need to find is the forgiveness in your heart....for OP. Since my net's pretty shite now I'll have to suspend thread. Coniotnuing about same-ish time tomorrow
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4315632
aw come on OP
keep going
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>>4315635
net;s fug
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>>4315632
remember to pay OP for his budget to donate to virtual youtubers
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4315637
believe in the power of RNG, OP
your internet is gonna come back within the next 30 minutes
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>OP's internet can't handle Quattro successes
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>>4315725
Reality is falling apart as his images don't load properly for me either
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>>4315735
truly, a dark age
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>>4315738
But that looks so bright.

Which would make sense for it being worse, cause Villains.
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>>4315785
>villains
lmao
>>
>>4316586
That's why we're playing Commies.
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>>4316586
It's why this thing has the title of Skeleton ISland 2 instead of Skeleton Villains n shit
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>>4316859
Skeleton Island 2: It Was Supposed To Be About Being Villains But Then Shit Happened
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>>4316859
you ready, OP?
>>
>>4316873
Shit Happened
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>>4316875
I gotta fix my light, gimme an hour
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>>4316878
aight
>>
>>4316878
How many OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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>>4316878
op got whacked by the light mafia
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>>4316916
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4316921
back to the plot
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4316921
What has become of Marian
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>>4316922
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4316928
what the fuck, there's no way Marian got assimilated already
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4316928
Kick it in the chest Quatt
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>>4316929
Damn, Quattro gettin tipsy
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4316933
Let's find Marian and disable this server from the inside before it links up with Clippy.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4316933
>>4316931
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4316934
Continue your advance! Roll 2d100

The defense system has +20 bonus
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Rolled 51, 73 = 124 (2d100)

>>4316937
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>>4316938
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4316942
Shout for Marian and see if he responds back
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4316943
DOES HE?
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Rolled 46, 17 = 63 (2d100)

>>4316944
BROTHERRRRRRRRRRR
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Rolled 29, 96 = 125 (2d100)

>>4316944
HELLOOOOOO
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>>4316945
Marian doesn't respond, all Quattro found was the whirring of machinery as more bots come to attack him!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4316950
DRUNKEN FIST!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4316950
just kick their asses off
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4316952
Quattro leaps into the fray!
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Rolled 65, 10 = 75 (2d100)

>>4316955
>>
Rolled 62, 20 = 82 (2d100)

>>4316955
*screams in chinese*
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>>4316957
Oh shit. They were quicker and slashed Quattro multiple times!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4316962
dis is but a scratch
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4316962
DRUNKEN TIMESTOP
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>>4316964
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4316966
ayo hol up
I was hoping quattro would be able to unlock some sorta special ability
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4316966
use your drunk dodging skill
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4316966
options
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>>4316969
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4316971
back to game
>>4316971
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>>4316972
Ouch!
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4316976
DRUNKEN COUNTER ATTACK!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4316981
ROLL
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Rolled 62, 27 = 89 (2d100)

>>4316982
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Rolled 35, 12 = 47 (2d100)

>>4316982
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Rolled 13, 29 = 42 (2d100)

>>4316982
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>>4316983
Oof
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4316993
QUATTRO, YOU CAN'T KEEP ON TAKING A BEATING LIKE THIS! GET ANGRY!
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4316993
Ki blast the whole damn plane
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>>4316997
"That's right Quattro! You need to become me again! I'm you from a few posts back when you didn't roll like ass!"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4317001
GO SUPER SAIYAN
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4317001
Destroy bots without rolling like some form of butt
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4317004
Of course you're not rolling. You're charging at them.

Now roll the dice
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Rolled 72, 63 = 135 (2d100)

>>4317006
QUATTRO ULTRA MODE
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Rolled 75, 30 = 105 (2d100)

>>4317006
>>
Rolled 48, 88 = 136 (2d100)

>>4317006
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>>4317008
Unfortunately Quattro was caught in a DDT
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4317013
REVERSE IT, QUATTRO!
REMEMBER WHAT YOU LEARNED FROM RASPUTIN!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4317013
Yeah okay get out from under the bot with a combo of both of these: >>4317002 >>4316999
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4317015
Wrapping his arms around the Bot, can Quattro hit back with a suplex?!

Roll 2d100

+30 bonus
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Rolled 33, 59 = 92 (2d100)

>>4317018
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Rolled 55, 41 = 96 (2d100)

>>4317018
SUPLEX THAT SHIT
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>>4317019
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4317024
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT, QUATTRO!
HIT THE OTHER BOTS WITH WRESTLING MOVES
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4317024
punch him to the others with your drunken punch of fury!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4317024
Activate Rage and Saiyan modes and fry all the electrics in the plane's defenses by sheer force of ki
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4317027
But can your transformations win against....THIS GUN?
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Rolled 15, 49 = 64 (2d100)

>>4317032
QUATTRO IS MAKING HIS COMEBACK
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4317033
Ah, I see you are well versed in anti-gunmanship, but can you defeat....2 GUNS?
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Rolled 2, 33 = 35 (2d100)

>>4317038
COME ON
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>>4317039
inb4 three guns
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4317039
Hmmm, your power is impressive, but can you beat.....2 GUNS AND A SWORD INSTEAD OF A THIRD GUN?!
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Rolled 51, 64 = 115 (2d100)

>>4317042
get on with it, OP
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>>4317043
You may won this battle. But not the war!
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4317044
did we get to marian yet?
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4317044
>>4317045
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>>4317046
Roll 2d100!

If second roll >60 then yes

If not then no

If it's a 1 then Quattro gets launched out of the plane
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Rolled 36, 10 = 46 (2d100)

>>4317049
Damn
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Rolled 75, 24 = 99 (2d100)

>>4317049
MARRIAAAAAAAAN
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Rolled 50, 90 = 140 (2d100)

>>4317049
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Rolled 39, 27 = 66 (2d100)

>>4317049
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Rolled 31, 8 = 39 (2d100)

>>4317049
Assimilation complete, bzorp?
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>>4317051
Quattro's close, but not there yet. Marian's being held deeper into the core of this machine
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4317058
Damn, keep pushing through!
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>>4317058
don't worry, those arms will bring you to marian very soon quattro
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4317058
>>4317062
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4317058
Go deeper into the core of the machine they probably have snacks there too
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>>4317064
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4317068
YAHOO
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4317068
Use robot as a....robot shield
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4317071
Quattro dashes forward towards the bot, intending to use him as a shield! Roll 2d100

The bots have a +20 bonus
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Rolled 61, 76 = 137 (2d100)

>>4317073
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>>4317074
nice roll
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>>4317074
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4317079
keep progressing through the level like mario
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>>4317079
yaaaay
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4317079
>>4317080
retrogame powa
And they said Quattro been wasting his time with games
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4317082
Now, can Quattro clear this pit?
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Rolled 93, 17 = 110 (2d100)

>>4317083
ah, classic long jump
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Rolled 91, 46 = 137 (2d100)

>>4317084
>>4317083
OH SHIT NIGGA
WHAT YOU ROLLING
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Rolled 39, 92 = 131 (2d100)

>>4317083
OH NO
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>>4317084
I guess he wasn't playing platformers
>>4317086
I never was good at platformers
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4317083
Nah, our power ran out
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>>4317084
OH NO! A hidden block!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4317090
DOUBLE JUMP QUATTRO!
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Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d100)

>>4317090
fucking kaizo levels I swear
wall jump out of pit
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4317090
*mario death noise*
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4317093
>>4317090
wrong dice, but jesus christ
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4317092
go man go
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>>4317094
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4317097
OH HEY IT'S MARIAN
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4317097
it's not a botomless pit, so we can jump out of it.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4317097
Fortunately we grabbed a tasty 1UP-bourbon which came out of the block
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4317097
Secret underground level?
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4317100
But did you?! Did the 1UP-bourbon fall into the pit with you?!
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Rolled 88, 48 = 136 (2d100)

>>4317103
good question
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Rolled 48, 64 = 112 (2d100)

>>4317103
If no, enemies laugh at us
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Rolled 2, 82 = 84 (2d100)

>>4317105
nigga the fuck
>>4317103
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>>4317109
dice god gives and takes away
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>>4317110
more like you gotta stop rolling first
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Rolled 20, 84 = 104 (2d100)

>>4317103
If not Marian picks it up
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>>4317111
it's not like you were doing hot before
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>>4317105
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4317114
>>4317098
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4317115
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4317114
>>4317098
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4317114
sensing smell of booze made Quattro do sick wall jumps to get out of the pit
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4317114
It falls out of the plane and the dragon gets it...
In the pit is Marian plugged into all sorts of computers
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4317118
Indeed. Marian was in a room right after the pit. Unfortunately you're still down there and they have like, giant saws and grinders and smashers and shit down there.

Roll 2d100
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Rolled 45, 56 = 101 (2d100)

>>4317121
did we drank enough calcium?
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Rolled 4, 67 = 71 (2d100)

>>4317121
COME ON QUATTRO
THIS IS FOR YOUR BROTHER
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Rolled 84, 27 = 111 (2d100)

>>4317121
*robotic laughter*
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>>4317122
Evidently, no
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Rolled 35, 49 = 84 (2d100)

>>4317121
Dice God must've been into the vodka since becoming a communist
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4317127
CLIMB BACK UP QUATTRO!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4317127
I mean it could be worse.
Betty could've witnessed all our failures for example. And none of successes
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4317127
Bourbon runs back falls in pit and grants powers
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4317127
Chi-blast out of the pit like a rocket.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4317129
CAN QUATTRO ESCAPE?!
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Rolled 20, 38 = 58 (2d100)

>>4317134
YES HE CAN
AND HE CAN SAVE MARIAN TOO!
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Rolled 24, 56 = 80 (2d100)

>>4317134
YES
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Rolled 87, 92 = 179 (2d100)

>>4317134
yes
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>>4317138
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4317141
wait until auto regeneration kicks in
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4317141
GET IN THERE AND SAVE MARIAN!
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4317141
>>4317144
but that's for casuals
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>>4317144
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4317147
run forward, dang it
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4317147
>>4317145
god damn stop wasting time and just save Marian already
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4317147
Walk through the damn door and don't get crushed htfu
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4317149
CAN THE QUATT GET IN THERE IN TIME?
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Rolled 28, 34 = 62 (2d100)

>>4317152
YES HE CAN
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Rolled 10, 61 = 71 (2d100)

>>4317152
I mean depends on how much dice god wants to screw him over
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4317152
YES
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>>4317153
Quattro made it through, and finally find Marian being kept in stasis inside a weird pod.

Will he be able to save Marian from this predicament?! Find out...tomorrow! Same time as today! toodles
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4317159
thanks for bread, OP
take care
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>>4317159
nice bread, OP
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>>4317159
Adios
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I want to see Marian become mech king desu
>>
soon
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>>4318295
30 minutes to an hour?
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>>4318299
yeas
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>>4318302
where you at
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>>4318350
sssshhhhh
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4318358
Free Marian from his stasis pod by punching open the glass
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>>4318361
Wait, what if you punched him instead?! Think of the pain you could bring to your brother
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4318364
???
just fucking punch it already
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4318364
wow, it feels good to punch him now
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>>4318366
How could you! He's your brother!
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>>4318370
punch the tubes
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4318370
Stop delaying, OP
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4318370
tell that to the others who want to punch him
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4318370
>>4318372
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4318373
Roll 2d100 to stop OP from delaying
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Rolled 27, 87 = 114 (2d100)

>>4318378
OP is too excited about EDF 6
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4318380
>>4318380
Now, if you think I'm excited for the alien shooter equivalent of a FIFA series, with basically the same game every damn time....you're right.

Nwo roll 2d100 to punch the pod

It has +40 defense
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Rolled 71, 42 = 113 (2d100)

>>4318390
>autoloss
good to know that OP is man of a culture
still it's like 4 year difference between releases, so fifa comparison not entirely valid
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>>4318391
Okay so it's 1/4 of a Fifa.

Anyway, The pod stands.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4318398
what if we punch metal part
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4318401
2d100 to punch the pod's metal part

It has +30 defense
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Rolled 97, 48 = 145 (2d100)

>>4318408
>autoloss
OW
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>>4318410
The metal parts stands strong.....AND THEN LAUNCHES TENTACLES OUT AND TRAPS QUATTRO'S HAND
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4318419
SHAKE IT OFF
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4318419
lewd
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4318428
Roll 2d100! +20 bonus to the tentacles
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Rolled 86, 15 = 101 (2d100)

>>4318436
shake it baby
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Rolled 41, 79 = 120 (2d100)

>>4318436
OH NO
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>>4318439
Quattro's pinned!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4318445
COME ON QUATTRO
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4318450
Can Quattro escape! Roll 2d100!

+20 difficulty
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Rolled 72, 49 = 121 (2d100)

>>4318453
no
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>>4318455
Even more restraints appear to hold down the Quatt!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4318466
Both Clippy AIs greet Quattro
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>>4318469
"Greetings. It seems you're captured and about to be assimilated. Would you like some assistance?"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4318478
Yes, how do I NOT GET ASSIMILATED BY YOU YOU FUCKING PAPERCLIP
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>>4318480
"You don't. lol"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4318484
struggle out with all our drunken power
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4318487
"Don't make it harder on yourself. Just give iiiin"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4318484
call his OS shit
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Rolled 13, 74 = 87 (2d100)

>>4318497
No, I have backlog to play
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4318500
"Your entire backlog is just 50 copies of Skyrim"
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Rolled 20, 63 = 83 (2d100)

>>4318504
Nah, they actually fun
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4318506
"So you admit you find Skyrim fun?"

The final stretch! +30 difficulty
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Rolled 49, 27 = 76 (2d100)

>>4318509
No, I'm Morrowind person.
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Rolled 90, 95 = 185 (2d100)

>>4318509
NO!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4318511
Anti Todd is strong in this one
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>>4318511
>>4318512
Todd Howard is displeased
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4318518
Let Todd and Clippy duke it out with each other while you try to find a way to smash that coffin free
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4318518
Throw him at the screen
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4318519
Breaking free of his restraints, Quattro tries once more to smash the pod!

It still has +40 defense
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Rolled 87, 55 = 142 (2d100)

>>4318527
I mean there is a chance
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Rolled 84, 43 = 127 (2d100)

>>4318527
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4318528
Speaking of chances.

If my roll is >60 then the aircraft has arrived at its destination of Clippy Prime and the assimilation will begin with Quattro onboard
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4318539
not yet is eems
what if we just rip off entire thing and toss it out of plane. without breakign coffin
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4318539
Try another way, like >>4318542
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4318543
Damn this is heavy.

Roll 2d100 and get second roll to be >65 to rip the entire thing out of its base

MEanwhile, I'll roll the same roll to see if the aircraft arrive yet again. But this time with a +5 bonus
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Rolled 2, 48 = 50 (2d100)

>>4318558
OH SHIT WE BETTER HURRY
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Rolled 3, 10 = 13 (2d100)

>>4318558
FUCK
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>>4318562
>>4318559
Oh no
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4318571
Quickly, drow electronics in booze
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>>4318575
A last ditch effort to free Marian and escape! Roll 2d100 and get second roll to be >65 in order to short out the circuitry of Marian's pod
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Rolled 90, 43 = 133 (2d100)

>>4318583
ALL THE BOOZE
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Rolled 74, 56 = 130 (2d100)

>>4318586
AAAAAAAA
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>>4318588
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
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>>4318586
Oh no. Quattro was too late. Clippy Prime shoves the aircraft into its belly mouth and assimilates it, alongside Marian and Quattro. Absorbing their powers and its own backup servers' data. Clippy Prime upgrades itself even further!
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4318604
welp
how much we are fucked?
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4318604
well fuck, quattro had one job
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>>4318608
Perhaps an all out assault with every force on the island could put a dent in it and make an opening to retrieve Quattro and Marian, de-powering it enough for you to defeat it. Perhaps.

But that's for the next thread to take care of. This episode is over!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4318612
damn, over already?
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>>4318612
welp
thanks for bread
next thread theme
OBJECTIVE - SURVIVE!
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>>4318613
Indeed. And next time, we'll be returning once again to Shotasniffer. Or split up again and see different squads doing different missions leading up to the moment Quattro and Marian gets absorbed.

Could go either way
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4318623
I personally think that Quattro would've been able to do it, had there been some people with better RNG rolling.
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>>4318623
Quattro's soul was wieghed down by the gravity this time
plot dice armor didn't let him to be successfull
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>>4318628
>>4318630
The dice is a fickle thing. Anyway. Episode fin. See you next time or whatevs. Insert ending theme here
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>>4318635
GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAH
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>>4318635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa01Gx-ytKo
>>
It always boils down to a mec battle doesn't it?
>>
>>4318635
>>4318637
Put a bangin' donk on it
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>>4318635
Thanks for running!

Hey

Just thinking. Grandma is a super-powerful being we can't defeat, yes?

And so is Clippy?

So why don't we get them to fight each other?
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>>4318742
you seriously want one of them to get more powerful?
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>>4321615
> Grandmas vs Technology

Sir, that would be like mixing oil and FOOM. I have no idea why you think that would make her more powerful.
>>
>>4322011
You only say that because it didn't work for Marian
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>>4322011
>like mixing oil and FOOM
yes
a disaster for everyone else
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>>4323587
FOOM is a disaster anyways, whether you mix it with something, throw it away, put it down gently, look at it funny, or keep it locked away in a mountain far from the light of day.

G-Ma is already peak disaster, robots ain't gonna mean shit to her.

Which is why we can use her as an enemy disposal system.

Yes.

I'm saying we should go tell Grandma on Clippy. Honestly, still not sure why we aren't working with her instead.
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>>4323836
the same reason why lolisniffer should not be trusted
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>>4324986
Who said anything about trust?

How else do you expect to learn her power AND SURPASS HER?
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>>4324986
>not trusting your dad
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>>4325160
where you at, OP
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>>4325160
> Not wanting to let Granny spoil you



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