Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4326826

Assimilate self into mech. Submission to Marian is only way

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4326826
Listen to some atmospheric music to help with thinking about what would be best to do

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4326826
Throw army in green beam. That'll stop it

Rolled 10 (1d100)

titties sprinkles

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>>4326828
I wonder who would be behind this post

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4326835
Think of a plan to keep this story moving. andela andela arriba!

>>4326835
A piano falls on Marian

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>>4326841
This is what you got so far

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4326853

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4326854
Let's gather all our forces on the island right now for a desperation move to save Marian and Quattro.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4326854
Call a vote on 1 and 2, strike off 3

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4326854
....Call Dad

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>>4326856
Indeed. Quattro managed to send out a distress signal before he went dark. Apparently he and Marian has been absorbed by the giant mech, allowing it to upgrade itself further. If we could get them out, it would lose power

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4326854
Shit we need a better plan. Do we have someone better at making plans than us?

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4326866
It's worth a shot, we'll do it and we can resort to one of our backup plans like calling Dad if we fuck it up majorly.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4326866
Let's do it and not call Dad because he'll spank all of us

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>>4326871
"You're toooo oooold for a spaaaanking. Dooon't wooooorrrryyyyyy" - Dream Dad

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4326874
yeah it's all about reenacting the backbreaker with you

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>>4326875
"Knightfall's a really goood batman aaaarc"

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4326874
LETS GO OLD MAN

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4326878
>>4326879

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4326878
sanity check

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>>4326881
"Gooooo wheeerrreeeeee"

These hallucinations are getting out of control

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4326884
banish these hallucinations and get on with the attack

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4326884
we really should see a psychiatrist
>>4326886

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4326884
>>4326882

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4326884
Take our risperdal and attack

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4326888
Roll 2d100

Rolled 88, 88 = 176 (2d100)

>>4326893
BEGONE DAD

>>4326894
The apparition disappears

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4326897
commence the attack against clippy

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>>4326897
ah shit misclicked

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4326899
>>4326898

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4326899
*dad calling*

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4326899
Order some pizzas from pizza hut so we'll have something to celebrate with after we've dealt with Cunty and his mechs.

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Rolled 62 (1d1000)

>>4326902
Your forces open fire on the mechanical monstrosity!

ROLL 2d1200

It has a +400 bonus

Rolled 1157, 188 = 1345 (2d1200)

>>4326909
WE FUCKING GOT THIS SIBLINGS
ALL OUT OR NOTHING

Rolled 1018, 562 = 1580 (2d1200)

>>4326909

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>>4326910
Turns out you did not got this, as it defends against your barrage and fired off a blast of its own, scattering your army

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4326917
YELL AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE TO RALLY YOUR ARMY FROM THE SCATTERING!

>>4326917
FIRE HARDER AT HIM

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4326917
>>4326867

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4326917
Fuck that fucking paperclip with a rake
>>4326920
>>4326921

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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4326917
Quick, use speech 100 to scientifically convince it that it should shutdown forever and then blow up

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>>4326922
There's gotta be somebody with a big brain plan to turn this around! But who?!

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4326929
My boy Luke of course

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4326929
Anyone who knows how to disable AI?

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>>4326933
Roll 2d8.

First roll is for pickings, second roll is for result of who has knowledge on AI dismantlement:

1. Chosen one
2. Betty
3. Rasputin
4. VP
5. Director
6. Lilly
7. Luke
8. Olessa

Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d8)

>>4326935

Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d8)

>>4326935

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>>4326936
Of course......2 + 5 = 7 so it means Luke is out savior

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4326941
wat

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4326941
clearly the guy with the dragon obessed with wieners would know a lot about how to kill an AI

>>4326943
N-NANI

>>4326945
nothing personnel...kid

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>>4326943
Well you see, Luke actually majored in computer science.

Or you could go with the actual roll of 5 and take the Director instead

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4326947
Fuck it, roll with it
Luke give us what you got.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4326947
yeah, she would be the one who knows shit instead of marian

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4326947
Yeah go with her. But let Luke throw in his 2 cents too.

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>>4326948
You are now Luke. Shotasniffer has just asked you to come up with a plan to defeat this thing. You know that with its current upgrades, Clippy has grown too powerful for methods such as hacking into systems to work, he probably has a super strong firewall by now. But you also know from what Quattro told you that it has assimilated itself with its backup servers in order to upgrade itself, with the tradeoff that it now only has 1 body and no backups. Which means you can suggest:

A. Keep attacking it, but focused on one point until we can make a hole in its armor, after that send an elite team of the best Skeleton Island warriors inside to sabotage it and also get Quattro and Marian out

B. Borrow Lilly's bigass future sword then ask the others to give you their energy, ride your dragon up into the sky and split apart the heavens with a mighty swing of your blade, cutting the mechanical monster in half right at its core

C. Have the GSG people develop a virus to attack its systems

D. I dunno, come up with something

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4326957
>B. Borrow Lilly's bigass future sword then ask the others to give you their energy, ride your dragon up into the sky and split apart the heavens with a mighty swing of your blade, cutting the mechanical monster in half right at its core

LUKE YOUR SAUSAGE POWERS ARE SUPREME
LET'S DO THIS

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4326957
I know, we spray his firewall with water to cool it down

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>>4326959
And what would the water be in this metaphor

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4326961
>>4326958
get on with it

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4326961
Uhh... data? Like, bad data that Clippy wouldn't want? What if we tried to email him the whole internet using Director's knowledge and tech to distract him?

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4326957
>C. Have the GSG people develop a virus to attack its systems
While we attack it with a bigass sword.

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>>4326962
"Look guys, I have an idea. Clippy has upgraded itself too much now, we can't hack into its system. BUT. This thing is still built using materials from our world. Lilly's sword she got from the Alt world is not made of stuff from here, so maybe it doesn't know how to defend against it yet. So what if I take it, and you guys can do you wacky ki magic stuff to empower it some more, so I can fly up there and cut the thing in half. It's a plan. Also it'll be dope as hell"

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4326972
Everyone does a dragon ball z charge up sequence into Luke's sword
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4326972
Can't we use the data we salvaged from the aircraft you shot down to help weaken it

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4326972
They all agree, but only on the condition that Luke cuts it from the crotch up

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>>4326976
"Wait, of course! Quattro and me did shot down one of its combiner aircrafts before. If we can salvage it we may get some more data on Clippy Prime. But it's downed waaaaaay over there. Getting to it will surely get Clippy's attention so that's a whole mission in of itself"

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4326982
What if we send a decoy to distract it?

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4326982
Can't we catapult ourselves over there fast to get it? Or we get VP to distract Clippy

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4326982
We'll use the dragon and carry VP/director with us to hack it while we cover for them!

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>>4326985
"Could work, who are what would the decoy be?"

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4326990
Chosen One

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4326990
We'll do a feint, while you fly with Director to salvage
>>4326991

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4326990
You, Luke.
Have Rasputin and Boy get ready to jump into the hole that Luke and the dragon are gonna blast in its weak spot, so they can free Quattro and maybe even Marian
Director keep hacking at the firewall and locating weaknesses, so they can take advantage and weaken it as much as possible
While that's happening your Glorious Leader and VP are gonna go salvage that 3rd server - now everyone get ready for a biker to jump on a motherfucking dragon and fuck up a giant robot with a bigarse fucking sword

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>>4326991
"Yes. The USSR still has some siege tank and copters that has not been mecha-fied. We could use those to provide a distraction while the others do their thing"

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4326997
But we need a reason for Clippy to go after him instead of us.
Why not make him dress up like Dad?

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4326997
Let's do it, bring Director with us on the dragon to drop off while we CHARGE UP our KI energy

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>>4326999
"Of course. Being made by and also absorbing Marian means it must also have inherited SOME of Marian's insecurities and memories so it probably sees him as a priority target. Dressing Chosen One up like dad could make for a great distraction"

"I mean the tank brigade could just fire on it first to aggro, but okay"

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4327005
We ready to do this plan?

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4327005
Well we can do both
>>4327001
Of course that means we need people from each color to charge up...and we only have Bobby on Yellow...

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>>4327008
"Actually, the former yellows are just now part of the dojo. So they still count"

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4327014
Good, then we don't have any problems. Let's get to work on this

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4327014
Okay cool well y'all get charging and stuff caus I'm getting on the dragon now

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>>4327018
Alright, to recap.

The USSR forces, with Chosen One dressing up like Dad at the helm will charge Clippy, aggroing it. This will allow Luke to transport director over to the crash site where she can salvage it for information. Naturally, Luke will act as her escort too incase things goes tits up. Meanwhile, everyone else available will be providing general support and charging up their energy into the big ass sword. When the salvaging of data is done, we'll improvise the next step of the plan depending on what the data will give us

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4327024
Yes, basically

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4327024
Get it done

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4327024
Yes, now let's hurry up before Lily gets bored and just starts shooting it with arrows or something

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>>4327025
Alright, now who wants to play as the distraction, the salvagers or the support crew

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4327029
Salvage team

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4327029
I volunteer for the salvage team

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>>4327030
Alright, everything seems to be in place

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4327043
Let's drop off Director nice and slow.

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Rolled 719 (1d1000)

>>4327046
Roll 2d1200

Rolled 1051, 409 = 1460 (2d1200)

>>4327049
hopefully the decoy is enough

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>>4327050
Oh shit, it has drones around the area to guard the wreck!

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4327051
Start blasting them, Director!

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4327051
Boy's on it, he's good at shooting down drones

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Rolled 563 (1d1000)

>>4327053
"Boy! Over there! Take out those drones bother Luke and Director!"

"On it"

Roll 2d1200

Boi has +300 bonus

Rolled 1014, 397 = 1411 (2d1200)

>>4327061
SPIRIT FIST

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>>4327062

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4327069
NOW, GET DIRECTOR ON THE GROUND SO SHE CAN SALVAGE!

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4327069
get to the aircraft!

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4327069
Quick, Director, get in there!

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>>4327071
>>4327071
"Alright Luke, we're getting close....

A. ....just drop me off and cover me while I work"
B. ....watch out for that drone!"
C. ....but have you considered getting even closer to your sister, Olessa?"

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4327080
C.
You know we gotta keep up those incest implications when Director/VP are around.

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>>4327081
"There's nothing wrong with a close bond between siblings, you know. I see the way she's always took care of you. You don't have to deny the warm feelings inside your heart whenever you're near her, you know"

"wat"

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4327089
Switch over to Director now

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4327089
>>4327091
Start singing horribly about how it's ok to be with siblings

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>>4327091

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4327097
>>4327093

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4327097
jump down to the wreck with the power of incest

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4327097
See what state the server's in while singing horribly and incestuously

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>>4327099
You leaped off Luke's dragon and landed on the ground below. Yelling at Luke to love his sister, then entire way down.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4327112
Check out the server and see if we can salvage anything

also god damn quattro and marian jobbed it so hard
all they had to do was press the server shut down server before they got assimilated

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Rolled 116 (1d800)

>>4327113
It's heavily damaged. Roll 2d1000 to see if you can salvage anything from it

Rolled 855, 265 = 1120 (2d1000)

>>4327129

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>>4327130
This will take some time. Hope Luke can cover you until then

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4327138
How's the decoy crew doing?

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4327138
Hum songs about incest to yourself while you do this

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>>4327141

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4327145
do a hacking minigame so we get it done faster

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4327148
You must get your CYBER SKELLY past the wreckage's defenses! Quick! Roll 2d100 to defeat this turret

Rolled 79, 71 = 150 (2d100)

>>4327151
zap

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>>4327152

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4327153
easy! any more defenses?

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4327153
Achievement unlocked

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>>4327160
For defeating the turret, you've achieved the access to fight the Cyber Asura

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4327166
wait for the boss to do his moves and look for an opening to attack

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4327166
some 8-bit video game boss theme plays as you start shooting

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>>4327168
Cyber Asura uses his move.......6 NUKES TO THE FACE

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4327173
come on OP, be serious

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>>4327175
Okay.

4 nukes to the face

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4327177
DODGE!

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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4327178
Roll 2d100!

Rolled 40, 3 = 43 (2d100)

>>4327179
ABUSE THOSE IFRAMES NIGGA

>>4327169
I NEED YOU TO ROLL

Rolled 92, 19 = 111 (2d100)

>>4327179

>>4327182
>>4327181
WHAT DOES A TIE DO

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>>4327182
Boy, good thing you dodged that

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4327184
UNLEASH OUR OWN SPECIAL ATTACK

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4327184
Nuke his groin right back

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4327186
SKULL SHOT

Roll 2d100

Rolled 91, 80 = 171 (2d100)

>>4327189
BOOM

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>>4327190

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4327191
ALRIGHT
DID WE LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT CLIPPY'S WEAKNESSES?

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Rolled 890 (1d1000)

>>4327192
Roll 2d1000

Rolled 837, 974 = 1811 (2d1000)

>>4327198
oh shit if we don't learn anything
CLUTCH ROLL

>>4327199
Good clutch

>>4327199
Whoa nice work on the rolling there

>>4327199
Anon came through

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>>4327199
Ah yes! You have learned that Clippy Prime's weakness:

A. It does not have data on Alt Dimension materials, like Lilly's bigass sword, so the nanomachines have not yet adapted to defend against it
B. It has a spot where its armor is the weakest due to heat venting
C. Its strongest attacks, while extremely devastating, uses up a lot of energy
D. All of the above
E. [Write In]

Decide on what it is, through ROLLING....or unanimously. Either way i'll have to step out for like an hour to get dinner, will continue when back. ye

Updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4327208
oh, you'll be back in an hour, OP? aight
D.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4327208
D + and it is very insecure and starts panicking once it actually gets hurt

>>4327208
Sounds like a D to me
Enjoy your various gulag scavengings OP

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4327208
D

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4327208
E. It has a big glowing weakpoint on the back

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4327251
Hey

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>>4327253

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4327255
get back to plot

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>>4327256
Right of course. So waht was the weakness again

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4327258
>>4327209
>>4327212
>>4327213
>>4327215
D apparently

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>>4327259
D? Well, if you insist

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4327262
Here, 1 million dollars in destroyed drone parts falling onto you

Rolled 86 (1d100)

OP plans on destroying us with his D apparently

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>>4327264
Oh shi--

Unfortunately, thread can no longer continue as OP has been crushed under tons of drone parts.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4327267
nooo OP, the vtubers will miss you

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4327267
F

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4327267
Plus ultra OP, we need to fry shit with dragons

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>>4327269

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4327273
read his will
see who his money will be donated to

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>>4327274
"pls bury me with my money"

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4327277
clearly that must mean we should take it for ourselves

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4327277
Ha. As if. Let's hit the casino with OP's $83.95

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>>4327278

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4327282

>>4327282
>>4327284
ah well, time to burn the coffin

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4327284
Come back to the living and grab it back for yourself if you don't like what we're doing

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>>4327286

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4327287
>>4327285

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4327287
do that coffin dance meme thing

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>>4327288
And with that, Quattro now has access to OP's massive fortune of....13 dollars

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4327292
>>4327212
yay
enough distractions, let's get back to the plot

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>>4327294
The director relays what she's found to the rest. It's just as Luke suspected, it doesn't have data on Lilly's sword yet so currently we can damage it with that. And there's a spot on its body where the armor's the lightest. Plus, due to it being still originally a Marian creation, and having absorbed him, it shares some of Marian's insecurities. Right now it's smug, safe and secure in the knowledge that it's invincible. But if we manage to even harm it a bit, it'll panic and go wild. Which means it'll try to spam its strongest moves in response. If we manage to survive those, then it'll be a sitting duck due to expending all its power

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4327300
So, what need to do is to attack its weak point to force it into a panic, hope we can survive the barrage, then go for the killing blow when it's tired.
Where is the weak point

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4327300
>>4327301

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>>4327302
The weak point is......

Roll 2d100. Second roll:

1-25: A point in the wing
26- 46: The chest skull's eye
47-77: The crotch
78-100: You decide

Rolled 58, 27 = 85 (2d100)

>>4327308
THE HEAD!

Rolled 96, 91 = 187 (2d100)

>>4327308

>>4327311
nice

>>4327311
Where then? Bottom two thirds of the nape of the neck? Butthole? Hmmmm

>>4327315
we can roll for our choice right

>>4327316
Isn't that what we were meant to be doing now?

>>4327316
you literally decide

>>4327317
>>4327318
I guess the big booster that functions as his "asshole"

>>4327316
What this dude said >>4327318

If you get <78 then it's up to the dice. But you got 91/ So you decide where it is

>>4327323
>>4327320
A really big one

>>4327320
Big butthole it is

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>>4327320
And the weakpoint is this big booster/exhaust it has in its backside

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4327328
CHARGE UP LUKE'S SWORD NOW

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4327328
If we can shove something up on it, it'll start firing wildly

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4327328
Hey Lily, wanna help shove your big sword into a robot's rectum?

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Rolled 461 (1d1000)

>>4327330
IT'S TRYING TO BREAK UP YOUR FORMATION! WATCHOUT FOR THE GIANT ROCKET FIST!

ROLL 2d1200. IT HAS A +400 BONUS! YOU HAVE +100

Rolled 240, 483 = 723 (2d1200)

>>4327336
IF WE DODGE THIS ATTACK, PREPARE AN IMMEDIATE COUNTER ATTACK FOR ITS ASSHOLE

Rolled 71, 240 = 311 (2d1200)

>>4327337
DODGE

>>4327332
COME ON ROLL NIGGA

Rolled 724, 799 = 1523 (2d1200)

>>4327336
fugfugfug

>>4327344
>>4327336
COULD IT BE???

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>>4327344

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4327357
SEND IT BACK UP ITS ASS

>>4327357
Whew
>>4327359
Yes

>>4327359
>>4327357
>FISTING YOUR OWN ASSHOLE
HAHAHAHA

I'm a bit out of the loop. Someone give me quick rundown of the plot since we took down the elf king

>>4327363
Quick, pay OP 1 million to get the Plot quick rundown DLC

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Rolled 486 (1d1000)

>>4327359
"FOCUS, BOY! PUSH!"

ROLL 2d1200. IT HAS A +400 BONUS! YOU HAVE +100

Rolled 792, 564 = 1356 (2d1200)

>>4327368
INVOLUNTARY SUPPOSITORY

Rolled 54, 95 = 149 (2d100)

>>4327368
B O Y

Rolled 1056, 104 = 1160 (2d1200)

>>4327368
FUCK

>>4327371
>d100

'cmon now

Rolled 350, 884 = 1234 (2d1200)

>>4327368
B O Y
(RIGHT DICE THIS TIME)

>>4327372
ALSO FUCK

>>4327376
>>4327372
LET ME ROLL FIRST NEXT TIME, I'M GETTING GOOD ROLLS ON MY SECOND d1200

>>4327363
for realsies tho. The quick rundown is this:

After the elf king -> Mad Scientist built the portal to alt dimension as agreed -> Went over there and looted the Alt Yellows' HQ and fucked up their shit -> Went back and attacked their HQ in this dimension -> Took down Alt Yellows, Rasputin vaporized Alt Bobby's body while Betty piledrived/powerbombed Alt Betty off a tower -> Went back to island -> Marian's mechs gone rogue and started Mechapocalypse

>>4327379
>>4327363
also somehow along the way we got recognized as heroes instead

>>4327363
tl;dr = Took out alt-Bobby [now a skull in our possession] and alt-Betty [wrecked but fucked off back to her dimension?] and also Galaxy-Burger at the GB HQ, got filmed by media afterwards so now everyone thinks we're heroes. Got back to the island and an AI's taken over all GSG's shit and assimilated Marian, and is fucking things up bigtime so we're busy punching it

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>>4327372
THE ANGLE'S WRONG! The two fists slid off eachother and the contest of strength is abruptly ended! But that at least made it took back its rocket fist

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4327384
FIST IT SOME MORE

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4327384
SEND IN SOME FORCES TO ATTACK ITS ASSHOLE

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>>4327386
"Boy. Can you continue the assault to buy time for Luke's sword to be charged?"

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4327398
Sure, while we start deciding to launch something into his ass

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4327398
B O Y UNLEASHES DEMON MODE

>>4327400
Aw yis

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>>4327400
yey

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4327410
100% OVER 100% POWER

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4327410
DEMON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4327410
Shotasniffer concentrate. Imagination time is later.
Meanwhile Boy absolutely continues the assault

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>>4327412

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4327427
Shotasniffer gets turned off

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4327427
BOY (MAN) STARTS SLASHING AT CLIPPY PRIME!
also holy shit that's a new design

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4327427
Whoa shit
OKAY BOY ATTACK
[Also this >>4327432]

>>4327433
Hehheh - agreed, Boy in this form should definitely be called "MAN"

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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4327433
ROLL 2d1200. IT HAS A +400 BONUS! YOU HAVE +200

Rolled 1055, 1112 = 2167 (2d1200)

>>4327461
>d100

Rolled 971 (1d1000)

>>4327461
Whoops. forgot a zero there

>>4327464
SHIT
UNLESS ANY OF US CAN ROLL HIGHER THAN 1171 IT'S OVER
COME ON BROS
>>4327434
>>4327432

Rolled 972, 1000 = 1972 (2d1200)

>>4327464
>basically impossible
fuck the fucking bonus

Rolled 280, 859 = 1139 (2d1200)

>>4327461
THESE ROLLS ARE NO WAY TO SPEND GOOD BUDGET OP

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>>4327463
>>4327464

IT EXTENDS ITS ARM BLADES AND BRINGS THEM UP FOR DEFENSE! ONCE AGAIN CLIPPY AND BOY CLASH AS BOY'S GIANT PSYCHIC ENERGY CLAWS ARE STOPPED BY CLIPPY PRIME'S MASSIVE BLADES

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4327476
SHOVE SOMETHING UP ITS ASS WHILE ITS DISTRACTED

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4327476
SHOTASNIFFER SNEAK ATTACK A BOMB UP CLIPPY'S ASS WHILE ITS DISTRACTED

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4327469
Seriously though, that is some nice budget you've got going on
>>4327476
Quick, while Man and Rasputin keep distracting it - Luke and Shotasniffer fly behind it on the dragon! Ki users power up his sword!

>>4327478
The age-old passtime

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>>4327479
"THEN CLIMB ON, SIS. LET'S GO"

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4327491
THIS IS IT
CLIMB ON THE SKELETAL DRAGON AND DO IT

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4327491
>>4327495
Activate your rage at Clippy and Marian!

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Rolled 601 (1d1000)

>>4327496
ROLL 2d1200

Rolled 362, 1100 = 1462 (2d1200)

>>4327502
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MARRRRRRRRRRRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>4327502
>>4327503
U_FUCKING_RAH

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>>4327503
Damn, 1100!. That's quite high

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4327517
don't you dare

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4327517
stop being cheeky, OP

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>>4327518
Don't I dare what

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4327528
>continue as normal