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>>4341459

Howdy yall.

I'll prolly be sporadic here, cause I'm running a quest atm. Glad to see this back!

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>>4333720
>Too bad he doesn't have a chair, only the podium which he soon starts the plan.
Lex Luthor:
"Now then, if everyone is here, I have choices for our schemes at hand:
>Lex pulls down a screen with a press of a remote, and with his briefcase full of plans he sends them to the screen. There are three plans in total, though only one can be carried out at a time for now.

>1) Raid the Venture Inc. Science Fair in Seoul, Korea.
>2) Help out with stealing the new communications tower in Tokyo.
>3) Rob out the famous Sayuri painting at the new arts exhibit.

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>>4341462
>>1) Raid the Venture Inc. Science Fair in Seoul, Korea.

Ah sure love me the fayur. When can ah start?

Will there be grilling there?

>>4341487

actually, ah think I'll change mah vote to the com-myu-ni-kay-shun tower.

There still better be grilling there...

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>>4336420
>Serpentor wakes up.

WELL, IF IT ISN’T DARK SEED!

>>4341474
Cultural devastation can help us demoralize the enemy. WE WILL STEAL THE PAINTING!

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>>4341489
Oh good, more old timers.

>>4341474
Oh Lexy, Lexy, Lexy! Why steal the tower when you can blow it to smithereens?!

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>>4341459
HELLO, NEW THREAD!

>>4341474
HELLO LUTHOR!

Stealing is illegal, so we should raid the Venture Brothers!

>>4341462
HELLO, BOOMER!

>>4341492
HELLO, SERPENTOR!

>>4341494
HELLO, JOKER!

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>>4341459
Fucking hell, thank the Great Beings I’m out of passport inspection.

>>4333720
Welcome, Darkseid. Oh, and Platypus, hold still while I try to turn you evil again.

>>4341474
>>4341487
>>4341492
I’ll wait and see what we discuss.

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>>4336420
HAHA! Don’t worry, birdy! This suit won’t hurt you! I’ve got a better idea for how to get rid of you.

>>4341496
Hello, Coomer.

>>4341499
Fence sitter!

>>4341459
Oh, and previous thread.
>>4300053

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>Suddenly, a "familiar" face enters. It's BANE?
Ah! Greetings my fellow legionaries. Is it time for the Reckoning?

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>>4341474
>Darkseid adjusts into the podium nonetheless like it was a chair
This earthling chair is strange, you can barely call it one. There aren't even arm rests or a back to it. I will sit it regardless, I am Darkseid.

>>4341492
Serpentor. Still wearing that ridiculously outfit I see.

>>4341499
Ah, Makuta Teridax. Still trying desperately to take over the Matoran 'Universe' these days?

>>4341462
What constitutes this average Human as malicious enough to be here, exactly?

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>>4343247

Ah strangled a yungen to death after he stepped on mah newly-mowed yard, and now ah wanna move onto bigger and better things.

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>>4343247
OF COURSE! SERPENTOR MUST ALWAYS BE PREPARED FOR BATTLE, FOR HE IS THE RIGHTFUL EMPEROR OF THE WORLD!

>>4343200
BANE! Another glorious warrior joins us!

>>4341503
What do you want with us, clown?!

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>>4343341
You killed a kid? You’ll fit right in.

>>4343247
I won, ruled for a while, nearly killed Mata Nui then got a moon to the face. At least I won. How’s the Anti-Life Equation, Darkseid? Still forget to carry the one?

>>4343200
You’re a big guy.

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>Dr. Coomer punches the table and sits on a backup podium

>>4343341
But that’s illegal, Boomer!

>>4343247
HELLO, DARKSEID!

>>4341503
Joker, for 5 PlayCoins I can tell you about Darkseid’s backstory.

>>4341499
>>4345391
Now, Makuta, it’s important that we dispatch Perry quickly before proceeding to the next mission!

>>4345385
Serpentor, for 2 PlayCoins you can access the new Legion Of Doom skinpack. Otherwise you’ll have to beat the Ghost Player’s record time!

>>4343200
Hello, BANE?!

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>>4345397
Sorry, Einstein! Though maybe it’d be funny...

Tell ya what, how about after we rob some cash, I’ll pay ya to spill the beans about the Thanos cosplayer over there! >>4343247 HAHAHAHA

>>4343341
Oooh! You show those snot nosed punks who’s boss! HAHAHAHA!

>>4345385
To kill and destroy with you, of course!

>>4343200
BANE?! Now it’s a party!

>>4345391
And I thought my jokes were bad.

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>>4345385
Indeed! Even though I had some...Business to take care of, I have finally arrived. What is the current agenda of today's meeting?
>>4345391
>Bane? sighs.
For you.
>>4345397
Hello...Science mans?
>>4345416
Ahh, the Joker! And yes it is. For the Reckoning is just around the corner...

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>>4341489
>>4341492
>>4341496
>>4341499
Lex Luthor:
"So, any others wish to make the pick before I tally the votes? So far, it seems all like a stalemate between the three choices."

>>4345934
Lex Luthor:
"Good timing Bane, we're about to pick a place to raid and run. Feel free to choose."

>>4341494
Lex Luthor:
"I read from the news that this specific tower gives free internet."

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>>4343341
You seem a little past your time for doing that, no?

>>4345391
You could not maintain your victory, Teridax, Mata Nui defeated you with odds stacked against him massively, therefor you won nothing. You are an eternal loser, Teridax. I disapprove of you.

And on the Anti-Life Equation, I'm still looking, but I'm making good progress. Thanks for asking.

>>4345397
...Hello... Doctor?

>>4345416
Your humor is as dry as my skin, jester. Take your bad comedy elsewhere.

>>4348952
Lex, destroying our enemies is the best course of action. Let us raid this 'Venture Bros' and eliminate them.

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>>4348996
Lex Luthor:
"Appreciate the tiebreaker, though to permanently eradicate the Venture Bros, you'll have to consult the Monarch on that. He has his own style of elimination after all, ridding them quick wouldn't bode well for him."

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Appologies, my tab crashed and I don't use cookies. This might cause the ID to look different
>>4348952
>>4348996
I am always on time for doom to spread. And I agree with Darkside here. The Ventures are a better target. Not only that, but this is an excellent opportunity. I will break this "Brock Samson" like I did the Batman!
I

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>>4348996

My paw always said that if ah can strangle a growin' boy in cold blood, ah can do whatever I set mah mind to. That includes you yungens, so why don't you keep that mouth of yours zipped, ya hear?

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>>4345416
What a wonderful idea.

>>4345934
I am Dr. Coomer.

>>4348952
Wi-Fi access IS important!

>>4348996
Darkseid, for 14 PlayCoins I can reveal part of the Anti-Life Equation using the Super Player Feature!

>>4349038
What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him!

>>4349088
Boomer, for 8 PlayCoins you can selectively mute certain players only for yourself!

>>4349069
Bane, if you beat the high score in record time for the Venture Brothers mission, you will receive the Gold Venom Suit.

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>>4348996
Oh come now, Darkseid. I only lost against him once. At least I never lost to a Kryptonian and a man dressed in a Batsuit! Imagine that, eh Darkseid?

Glad the search is going well.

>>4345416
Yeah, shut up, Joker.

>>4348952
>>4349131
Wi-fi is important, and we’ll get to shitpost about our enemies...alright, I vote for the tower.

>>4349069
Why break their bodies when you can break their souls, little by little. Then kill them. Painfully.

>>4349088
Who is this guy?

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>>4349136
HAHAHAHHA, you biomechanicals sure have a thin skin!

>>4349131
It’s a deal!

>>4349088
HAHA! Way to go, Boomer!

>>4348996
Maybe some lotion and laughter will help?

>>4349038
Monarch, don’t be a buzz kill.

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>>4349131

In mah country, we don't have playcoins-- we just have good ol' capitalism!!

>>4349136

I'm the guy who's gonna eradicate them Venture Bros with y'all.

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>>4348996
>>4349069
DARKSEID AND BANE ARE CORRECT! Let us destroy our enemies and bathe in their blood! THIS I COMMAND!

>>4349038
MONARCH HAS BEEN OVERRULED BY THE COBRA EMPEROR! WE WILL KILL ALL WHO OPPOSE US! THIS I COMMAND!

>>4349088
>>4349131
None say when Serpentor may speak!

>>4349136
>>4349038
TAKE THE TOWER FOR OUR WIFI AND REPLACE IT WITH A TOWER THAT BROADCASTS COBRA MIND CONTROL PROPAGANDA! WE WILL ENSLAVE THEIR MINDS AND ADD TO OUR ARMY! THIS I COMMAND!

>Serpentor suddenly calms down and talks like a salesman.

And provide quality home and office wifi with our new Extensive Enterprises Internet Package and LuthorCorp Routers!

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>>4349159
>>4349146
>>4349141
>>4349136
>>4349131
>>4349069
>>4348996
>>4349159
>Lex Luthor weighs in on the options alongside the votes, then decides that Monarch's grudge match with the Venture Bros can wait. Then again, he could send Monarch as to lure out the brothers and dad...


Lex Luthor:
"Alright, its settled. We'll raid the Venture Science Exhibition in South Korea! Now then, I shall brief you all on the mission! The VSE is hosting a science competition at this very moment, and such is hosting a prize of a five million dollar grant for the smartass with the best invention. Stealing the grant is optional, but the main prizes are the inventions themselves: We'll be treating ourselves to their useful gadgets that would enhance the Legion's overall infrastructure once we get our hands on them. Any questions so far?"

>Luthor speaks all while the screen showcases the large exhibition on the outside, with the usual South Korean flair no less.

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>>4349177
EXCELLENT! WE WILL STEAL THEIR TECHNOLOGY AND USE IT FOR CONQUEST!

How will we enter the facility? We should
invade the area with an army. Subdue those who surrender, and destroy the rest!

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>>4349177
>>4349242
Invading would be insane, but he’s right about one thing. How do we get in? And how should we steal the technology? Anything we should look out for in particular?

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>>4349177
>>4349244
>>4349242
I’m with the Black Mesa Science Team! This should be fun!

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>>4349177
How are we gonna make the science geeks cry? Smash their brains in? Sabotage their machines? Show them some Joker gas? Sabotage the journalists’ cars so they can’t report on the exposition?

And how do we get the money? Is it in a safe?

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>>4343247
Hey Darkseid, could I borrow the anti life equation?

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>>4349177
Could I bring my giant robot? I've been wanting to see what happens when geeks combine with my mechas foot.

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Seems like the thread is dead and I killed it. In that case, I Abarekiller, declare myself to be the new leader of the legion of doom and that all members must now wear skin tight spandex.

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>>4352157
On mobile quick
Lex Luthor:
"I'm still here dofus. I'm just waiting for our last two to give their questions before I respond. I got alot to answer, so the more questions the better this Legion is prepared for the mission."

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Wenk

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>>4352166

Ah have no questions. I got mah six-shooter, mah spatula-- ahm ready to get rollin!'

Actually, will there be an atomic grill there?

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>>4352205
If you count me grilling everyone in the building alive, then yes, there will be an atomic grill.

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>>4349038
I do not require permission from Monarch to do as I please.

>>4349088
Darkseid does not obey. Darkseid is obeyed.

>>4349131
Interesting. How may I acquire fourteen of these 'playcoins'?

>>4349136
You lost once and for all against an inexperienced fool. When Darkseid 'loses', Darkseid simply waits... and then returns. Superman and Batman are extraordinary foes, but they can never truly defeat me. I am. Darkseid is.

>>4349141
There will be laughter when you are ejected out into the swamp this base stands in for the crocodilians, jester.

>>4351984
No. You may not.

>>4352167
This being is an incredible malevolence unlike anyone in this room.

>>4349177
Do they have any chairs they cherish? I will sit in them if they do.

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>>4352261

Mmm... ah've heard that hyoomins taste like pork chop. I wonder how the really smart ones taste...

>>4349242
>>4349244
>>4349274
>>4351991
>>4352205
>>4352305

I'm back! IP might change cos of internet fixes but I'll be fine.
Lex Luthor:
"Good, good. All good questions. Let's start with the more urgent questions first."
1) How do we get in?
"In order to get into the facility, we'll sneak pass in through the back door, with Monarch's army getting sent to the front door as to bait out the Venture Family. Not everyone would go out, but enough that we'll have an easier time stealing."

>>4352167
Lex Luthor:
"Good timing, we're about to go on a raid. Feel free to listen and join."

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>>4352383
>The screen rolls on the interior of the building, after having shown its exterior.

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>>4352383
>>4352385
2) How the hell are we gonna steal the good stuff?
"Well, thanks to an ahem certain donor, we were able to get a few copies of the new 'Size-Swapper 3000', courtesy chuckling of a man named
'Professor P'."
>Lex tries his damdest to not laugh at the name, but he gets a hold of himself. He's a professional damnit! Once he regains his composure, he shows the Legion a Size-Swapper 3000. Zapping it on a pen, it grows to the size of a keyboard, but turn the dial and it's back to its regular size.
"We will be able to use these guns to shrink the inventions down to size, making transporting them much easier, and lighter too. Keep them in secure containers mind you, the smaller they are sometimes the more fragile they get. There will be 10 inventions in total, each with their own sets of skills and tools that would help not only you, but also the Legion as a whole."

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>>4352389


Ah've got a load-a guns, but can't we use the size swappers to sneak PAST the Venture Family?

Ackshully, let's do that!

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>>4352389
3) Who we will be dealing with?
>Lex soon brings out a few photos onto the screen on the heroes that they'll be up against.
"Thanks to a spy in the building, we'll be able to get a potential list of threats that we'll be dealing with. First major two are Alberic d'Bordeleaux and Sayu. The former is said to be Duke of Bordeleaux, who for some reason has partnered up with the virtual idol to promote Bordeleaux tourism and whatnot. The latter, aside from being also a livestreamer, Sayu is said to be either an AI or a suit controlled by four people. I wonder how the hell do they fit in the bodies... With that said, these two will be your biggest threats, who will be watching over the venue as attendees.

>>4352402
Lex Luthor:
"Interesting idea Boomer, though that would take some extra time in order to un-shrink us back once we get to our destination."

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>>4352404
>The scree
"The other darin in the venue are that green-haired nerd(Not you Joker): He's the guy who single-handedly drafted a plan for a fusion reactor, so snatch the machine and blueprints first instead if you wish to deal with him. However, gunning on him and his 'adoring assistant' are these guys: They call themselves the 'Resistance', who plan to rob this nerd of his precious invention. Obviously, they'll come right in later on to try and pick it up from his hands so the sooner we're out of the building the sooner its this nerd-and-co problem.

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>>4352415
>The screen soon points up to who-knows-who, a notable in the Venture Family.
"Also on the list is the obvious Brock Samson, who's despite the muscle is savvy enough to know what shit is up, so keep your guard up and you're on smooth sailing with this stealing."

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>>4352422
>>4349277
"Joker, feel free to gas the civvies, though keep the ha-ha smell to minimal. Not all of us can wear a gas mask, and the less evidence that we're here the better, for now at least. The money's on the Judges table, so feel free to snatch it AFTER we get every last invention in the convention. Aside from these 10 major inventions, I hear there are 20-30 smaller ones from what my spy has told me about it. We can test them once we get back to HQ, though if you could steal the schematics that are beside these machines, that'll be even better."

>>4351984
>>4352205
Lex Luthor:
"You know, there is an atomic grill in the building as one of the inventions. Heard Jimmy or the Test sisters built it."

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>>4352305
>After the screen shows the grill, it comes next to the hoverchair.
Lex Luthor:
"There's this hoverchair that some rando has built. Comes with a free cup holder."

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>>4352305
If you let me borrow the anti life equation, then I'll let you borrow my maid.

>>4352422
I think I can take this guy on

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>>4352404
>>4352389
>>4352415
>>4352432
Then let us get to it.

>>4352422
>>4352444
I WILL DESTROY HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS!

>>4352404
COBRA WILL CONQUER BORDELEAUX!

>>4352167
Finally, a competent warrior!

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>>4352461
Lex Luthor:
"Now that's the spirit! Oh, and any extra questions before we get on to the venue? I'll have Monarch lure the main family out now if everyone's ready."

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>>4352305
Once and for all? I’m still here, aren’t I?

Oh, and Superman was here an hour ago. Inque got rid of him.

By the way, where the hell did the platypus go? Did he just hear our whole plan?

>>4352415
I like the idea, but I don’t like having competition. Either way, shapeshifting will be easy. Anyone alright with me summoning some Rahkshi and Rahi to help Monarch’s men?

As for the money, I know a guy who can help us...but he’ll want a big cut.

>>4352440
>>4352432
Well, we definitely need more chairs and a grill.

Do they have pills for you know who? (>>4352461)

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>>4352472
Lex Luthor:
"Beats me, he probably got kicked off the meeting. If the summons are to distract the family for longer, that's fine by me. Also, who would this be if I may ask?"

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>>4352465
We're ready when you are

>>4352461
If you kill my maid, then I'll soon have a new snake skin purse in my possession

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>>4352305
Now Darkseid, you know how to purchase PlayCoins using any available form of currency recognized in....

>>4352205
HELLO, BOOMER!

>>4352261
HELLO, ABAREKILLER!

>>4352167
HELLO!

>>4352465
We will fuck with their science team to get their CHAIRS!!!

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>>4352465

Ah've been waitin' for this since the dawn of time!!!

Who goes where and who does what?

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>>4352475
Zaktann.

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>>4352484
>>4352482
>>4352483
Lex Luthor:
"Considering the front is being 'occupied', we'll have to land in the middle. See that big-ass sphere in the middle? That's where the fusion reactor and nerd, which is also where our two discount aquamen will be there also. Behind the main building is where the rest of the inventions are kept, so keep vigilant."
>Lex says as he shows the get-in plan into the building.

>>4352489
Lex Luthor:
"How much of the cut? Funding is not much of an issue but more money is nice after all."

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>>4352440
I am going to sit in that chair. Nothing will stop me from sitting in that chair.

>>4352444
I have no need for your waifs, I won't be bargained with over the Anti-Life Equation.

>>4352483
I will give you an entire caste of chattel slaves if you give me fourteen of these 'playcoins'.

>>4352465
>>4352472
I will spare my Parademons for this endeavor as well, Luthor.

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>>4352305
Oh, Darkseid! Throw me anywhere and I’ll still put a smile on that stony puss someday!

>>4352482
We don’t allow racists here, White Power Ranger! HAHAHHAAHHAHAHA!

>>4352432
HAHAHAHA! Time for the geeks to hear the punchline.

>>4352415
>>4352404
The nuclear reactor sounds fun too!

>>4352422
Oooh, tall, buff, and clever! Perfect.

>>4352489
WHAT?!

>The Joker grimaces

That backstabbing bastard? If I see him, I’ll kill him!

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>>4352483
Hey Dr. Coomer, remember me from medical school? Back when you were just known as Coomer? Those were the days huh?

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>>4352305
Wenk.

>>4352461
Wenk wenk.

>>4352483
Wenk.

>>4352465
Wenk! Wenk wenk wenk, wenk wenk.

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>>4352497
>Sounds like fun, but wouldn't it just be easier to step on the building with my mecha?

>>4352503
He's got a telephone for a head, that sounds pretty sexy if you ask me

>>4352506
>White Power Ranger
You must be getting me confused with my cousin from America, people are always mixing us up. Come to think of it, how are we even communicating when I'm speaking Japanese, and the rest of you are speaking English?

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>>4352482
None challenge Serpentor!

And I only fight women who oppose me! Those who oppose me, fall! This I command!

>>4352503
Cobra will spare some Troopers, CLAWS, Vipers, and Neo-Vipers. Major Bludd will stand with Monarch, the Brotherhood, and the Parademons!

>>4352489
Zartann will do it for half the price.

>>4352519
SERPENTOR SPEAKS ALL LANGUAGES!

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>>4352503
Now Darkseid, you know that’s illegal unless they are Black Mesa certified!

>>4352507
Yes! So many good memories!

>>4352497
Luthor, for 5 PlayCoins you can unlock more of Coomer and Abarekiller’s med school memories!

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>>4352506
My expression is unflinching jester. However, you might just put a smile on my face after I throw you to the gutter where you belong and laugh at your wallowing.

>>4352514
How insidious, going around spouting words like those so casually...

>>4352519
It comes from the land known as 'Japan' like you. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone there had telecommunication devices for heads. Your home is a strange place that needs to be straightened out.

>>4352523
אפֿשר איך מיסדזשאַדזשד דיין שלאַנג קאָסטיום. טאָמער עס סוץ איר נאָך אַלע, זיין לעכערלעך ווייַל דיין שטעלונג איז פּאַטעטיש.

>>4352541
Illegal? Darkseid cares not for earthen laws. The only law is Darkseid's law. You will abide by it, this Darkseid demands.

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>>4352503
>>4352523

Lex Luthor:
"Good, more help for the cause of evil is always welcomed. I'll send a message of coordination between all three forces at hand while we shall steal our prize."

>>4352514
Lex Luthor:
"Feel free to join, though not for the front-line combat for now."

>>4352541
Lex Luthor:
"Maybe after when this mission is done."

>>4352523
>>4352519
>>4352514
>>4352506
>>4352503
>>4352489
>>4352484
Lex Luthor:
"With that all said, I already prepared my repainted Lex-corp jet for everyone to hop in. Remember your safety procedures, the pilot is damn pick about regulations."
>Lex Luthor soon turns off the projector, before packing his suitcase and going down to the hangar where the jet is.


Alright, this is where you'll be faced with various routes and encounters on how to handle them. While most of the time you'll be able to win, some encouters might be much more 'persistent' in who they're dealing with. Also its been awhile since I've DMed something like this ever since the first discord LoD, but I'll do my best.

>>4352548
Also, for the sake of not wanting bad RNG, I'll avoid dice-based combat. I wouldn't mind dice, but am iffy on if you guys get really bad rolls.

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>>4352503
Glad to hear it.

>>4352497
>>4352506
For once, Joker is right. He will pretend to agree to a certain cut, then try to steal as much as he can from us. Someone should go with him. Like him >>4352484.
How much did you say the prize money was again?

>>4352497
What about using some of our troops to cause chaos in the front as well, overwhelming them?

>>4352523
Oh, piss off, Serpentor!

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>>4352553
>Luthor stops forabit to answer Makuta's question.
Lex Luthor:
"Five million in Korean won. If they can slip in through the front line defenses, they're free to help us out."

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>>4352548
Sounds good, let's get on with this
>Abarekiller then follows Lex into the Lex-corp jet

>>4352541
Remember when we pranked the professor by putting a bucket over the door, except instead of water we filled it up with liquid nitrogen and shattered the professor?

>>4352544
Maybe I can straighten it out if you give me the anti-life equation and also teach me how to use the omega beam and I'll give you the comfiest chair in the Omniverse

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>>4352581
My love of chairs is great, you are right to think you can exploit it... however, it cannot override my determination to keep the Anti-Life Equation all to myself. Only I am worthy of wielding it. A lesser whelp like you is not capable of handling it or the Omega Effect.

Though I will still take your chair regardless. Darkseid gets all he wants.

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>>4352544
That’s not Black Mesa certified either!

>>4352581
I still remember seeing the professor fall apart!

>>4352548
>Dr. Coomer follows Luthor while punching the wall

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>>4352564
>Makuta Teridax smiles

I will call him.

>Teridax opens a portal and walks away
>minutes later, he enters into the plane with Zaktann following him

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>>4352553
NONE CHALLENGE SERPENTOR!

>>4352544
L’chaim.

>>4352548
We must away!

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>>4352544
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>4352548
Time to cash in my frequent flier miles.

>Joker pulls a canister of Joker gas out of nowhere and follows everyone to the plane. He sits right next to Serpentor and pats him on the shoulder

>>4352603
Snakes on a plane, eh? HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>for some reason rap music starts playing:

https://youtu.be/K1CTPC02n0c

>>4352601
>>4352564
Oi. I’m Zaktan. One “n”. I’m doing your job for a third of the cash.

>>4352603
Guess I’m not the only snake here.

>>4352610
Oh look! You brought the clown!

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Lemme say farewell to junior first-- make sure he behaves for his mama. or else

>Johnny Cash starts playing faintly in the background as Boomer Wojak finds his seat

Alrighty folks, who wants to hear mah stories from the war?

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>>4352619
Lex Luthor:
"If you can fetch the check you can have a slice of the check."

>>4352575
>>4352586
>>4352589
>>4352601
>>4352603
>>4352610
>Once everyone's on the jet, the jet soon takes off to the site. Thanks to its improved engines, it wont take long for the villains to arrive at their premium destination. Seat screens on the back when turned on, showcase the news of the Venture Family, alongside with a few superheroes and whatnot are dealing with the combined army of Cobra troops, Parademons, Rahkshi and Rahi that has come to try and seize the building by force. With swords clashing with the weapons of the Rahkshi, while guns boom onto the Parademons as to shoot them down from the sky all in the while the Korean heroes dish out their flashiest moves, as to try and mow the endless, yet durable tide.

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>>4352586
B-but, that was my chair

>>4352603
Serpentor, you're about as menacing as a week old plate of nachos

>>4352621
I love war stories, they help me get to sleep much quicker

>>4352627
If we're summoning our minions then I guess I'll do the same
>Suddenly a portal opens and triptoids begin to come through

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>>4352640

Well, back in vee-yet-nahm, I had over 900 confirmed kills, and they had to send me back for some reason. Ah think the president got paid to send me back...

>>4352640

This is mah minion... oh wait. I forgot y'all can't see him. Found him after I got stabbed with some weird rocky thing.

Peep this shit.

FREEDOMFREEDOMFREEDOMFREEDOMFREEDOM!!!

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Hello bub

Hello, what happened to a discord server ?

>>4353097
Got bad blood with the new folks coming in due to some horrible jokes I did last time. They made a new server just to exclude me...

>>4354108

Define horrible
We talking SJW trigger horrible or what?

>>4354124
I would rather not divulge deeply, but its something like a 'Johnny firestorm microwave' (from the new guys) incident involving Homura from Madoka Magica, Chamberlin Skeksi and Homura's 'gift'...

>>4354108
Well, can you link the server ?

>>4354230
Read the 2nd sentence, they made a new server just to exclude me out. You'll have better luck asking someone else. Also hopefully the other anons reply soon.

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>>4352640
You’ve clearly never experienced Montezuma’s revenge. I will spare you as the nachos did...as long as you do not fail me!

>>4352646
Top kek

>>4352627
The fools fight in vain! For they shall fall! THIS I COMMAND!

>>4352705
WHO IS THIS?

>>4352646
Perhaps you are a great warrior after all!

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>>4352705
Nice of you to join us on such SHORT notice, Logan!

>>4352646
900 kills! Amateur! But I like the minion.

>>4352621
kek to the pic as well

>>4354316
Oh come now, Serpentor! Laugh!

>>4352619
Can it before I shoot you and throw you out of this plane!

Oh, where’s Bane?

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>>4354323
You couldn’t if you tried, clown.

>>4352640
Don’t underestimate nachos, eh?

>>4352627
Fair enough.

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>>4352627
>Dr. Coomer sits on a chair on the plane

>>4352619
HELLO, ZAKTAN!

>>4352603
HELLO, SERPENTOR!

>>4352621
HELLO, BOOMER!

>>4352627
HELLO, LUTHOR!

>>4352640
HELLO, ABAREKILLER!

>>4352544
HELLO, DARKSEID!

>>4354323
HELLO, JOKER!

>>4352705
HELLO, LOGAN!

>>4352627
Such a shame. Luthor, don’t panic, but I do believe we’ve single handedly wiped out all of the Korean superheroes.

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>>4354316
Your old friend
>>4354323
Hiya joker ya look different
>>4354327
Hello doctor

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>>4354316
>>4354327
>>4352640
Lex Luthor:
"Oh I wish it were that easy, but you should know how persistent heroes are."
>The screen continues on, as the Korean superheroes soon get a little help: A black-haired man with mind-matter powers throwing buses and cargo containers on Cobra tanks. One other hero, clad all in crimson, is aggroing the Rakhi to better support the front line. It seems it would be awhile before they could even begin to break through this barricade as the heroes started to gain ground slowly.

>>4354325
>>4354325
Lex Luthor:
"Not bad for an old timer, might be useful for taking out a few 'unsavories' when needed be. Though..."
>Lex has a quick call with Boomer and Zaktan as to arrange something quick
"Boomer and Zaktan, I shall have you two handle the stealing of the grant, mostly to have you watch each other's backs. Can do?"

>>4354367
Lex Luthor:
"Where the hell you get in- Oh never mind. I'll give you a job later."
>Lex wonders if this Wolvie is a simply a clone of the original, or he somehow managed to hop to this DC-dominant universe.

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>>4352544
Wenk.

>>4352627
Wenk wenk.
>wobbles around trying to eat all the peanuts before they can even be handed out

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>>4354376
Hiya lex, how's that boy scout ? Did ya stop him again ?

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>>4354316
Fair enough SerpenBORE

>>4354325
I never underestimate nachos

>>4354327
HELLO DR. COOMER

>>4354367
Sup shorty

>>4354376
If the superheroes are being this persistent, then I guess we'll have to step up our game
>a giant super robot appears and begins to stomp on the heroes

>>4354387
This penguin definitely seems like the most dangerous out of all of us and I think he's a better leader than Lex

Urgent Message:
I'll start my internship job for 3 months starting 15th of July, which means I'll be mostly busy for the whole day. I am not sure if I'm able to make to you guys, but I'll try whenever I can. No promises however as due to long work hours.

>>4354622
I can post on mobile, but oh boy the time. Maybe I can try to do it on the weekends. No one told me about it, till now. Which makes it even awkward.

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>>4354622
>>4354643
Hope it goes well for you dude

Let's just get this over with so I can have a rematch with the Abarangers

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>>4354655
I'll try and post durring lunch, but for now and for the sake of the quest try not to rush the fights too hard otherwise the missions get done too quick and the quest would die too easily. I'll stick with the plan I got, though expect some changes till the end of my internship. Might have Serpentor anon co-opt this with me just incase.

>The black-haired man, called 'Kinesis' spots the super robot, and so begins a wrestling match between the man and the machine.
>The plane meanwhile is reaching its destination soon, hopefully everyone is ready for their first heist mission!

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>>4354585
Hiya tin can, can you get me a gundam ?

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>>4354699
No, but I could get you some high heels so that we can see eye to eye

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>>4354769
>Snikt
Grrrrrrrr say that again bub

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>>4354795
I'll give you a giant robot if you give me Rogue's panties

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>>4354838
Fine >Unsnikt

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>>4349131
Hm, greetings Doctor then. And what "Gold Venom Suit"? I have not heard of such...Technology.
>>4349136
Why do just 1 thing when you can do both? To truly break someone, you must go for body and spirit. Only then, will you die.
>>4349159
Yes Serpentor. The fire will rise at the ventures...
>>4349177
I ask who shall be expected to attend? Such proximity to Japan may bring forth...The stranger scientists.

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>>4354983
Pleasure doing business with you
>Telephatsodile then proceeds to sniff the panties and starts drooling like he's on ecstasy

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>>4355026
So Bane, one question that's been on everyone's minds since 2012. Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

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>>4355060
You are asking the wrong man for that. After all, it was I who put forth that question to my "captor".

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>>4355063
>>4355060
>>4354327
>>4354325
>>4354323
>>4354316
>>4354124
>The jet soon lands down in the middle of the fair, where there is seemingly no one around to try and stop them. The front-line assault is still going on, as evidence by the screaming and other loud noises.
Lex Luthor:
"Now then, our main goal is to steal the major inventions first, then the money and other inventions come next once we get our big prizes. Split up into two groups or go in one big group I cant care less, as long as it gets the job done better."
>Lex says before he begins to suit up for the major fight ahead of him, with a quick change within the wardrobe machine no less.

>>4354387
Lex Luthor:
"Promising potential. One day if this Legion business hits the big leagues, you can be sure you'll get to sit with the big boys."

>>4354402
Lex Luthor:
"Could you do me a favor and watch over my jet? No I'm not giving you the keys to my jet."

________________________________________________________________________
>Meanwhile, inside the odd spherical-thing within the exhibit:
Alberic:
"Do not worry young man, for whatever manners of horrors that step foot into this building, we shall fight them head on!"

>Alberic says proudly to the green-haired nerd(Who the QM shall call him Heavy Gunner or HG for short) near the reactor while Sayu 'swims' around within the sphere to make sure everyone's ready.

HG:
"You do realize I packed my Gatling Gun JUST for this issue?"
Aisha:
"If there is any trouble heading this way, my boss can handle that!"

Alberic:
"There is no need to stoop the level of our enemies! Chilvary is never dead, but our enemies will e!"

>Alberic turns to Sayu, who now has given him the ok-sign.

Sayu:
"I hope these new guests are friendly, I make sure the welcome party's ready for their arrival!"

Alberic:
"That I am certain, O child of Mann, we will defeat them with the power of Love and the Lady!"
>Alberic's knightly army cheers on, ready to defend the reactor from the army even with their dying breath.

HG:
"I'll just play last stand here then."
>HG wonders if an army of knights alongside a virtual mermaid idol can fight against an actual modernized army.

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>>4355567
I'll take on Sayu, she seems like the most dangerous out of all of these guys

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>>4355567
>Darkseid immediately begins looking for a chair to sit in as he stomps off the jet

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>>4355634
>As Darkseid is about to sit down, Abarekiller pulls the chair out from under him and makes Darkseid fall on his ass

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>>4355653
....

Fool. The ground is also a chair, it is just a much bigger chair than other chairs. It is also apart of the planet. By sitting on the ground, I now sit atop this planet, and am it's undisputed owner. It is my rear end that touches the earth, my iron palm that entraps it. The earth is just another world in Darkseid's grasp, for Darkseid is.

Nothing in Darkseid's plan has changed.

Cannot attend the baddery today. Fuq.
This was the fun stuff... save a grill plz.

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>>4355043
Ugh creep
>>4355567
Alright lex
>Snatches the key

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>>4354622
Good luck!

>>4354376
>Major Bludd barks orders

Cobra troopers! Aim your grenade launchers to clear their support for the front line!

Ready?

FIRE!

>A squadron of Neo-Vipers and Cobra Troopers fire their grenade launchers into the enemy arm
>meanwhile, Bludd aims his rifle at Kinesis

—

(The rest of this post is Serpentor’s actions. I’ll keep the other characters as separate posts)

>>4354327
Hello, Dr. Coomer.

>>4354367
WE HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDS!

>>4354387
The finest of warriors deserves the finest of nourishments!

>>4354585
None insult Serpentor!

>>4355026
THE FIRE RISES! THIS I COMMAND!

>>4355043
You are lucky HR isn’t here.

>>4355567
>the jet lands and Serpentor saunters out

I love the smell of battle in the morning.

So, Legion. The choice is yours. Split up, or get into a larger force. Beware that if we are in a larger force, the enemy may act quickly and take the rest of our quarry away from us. However, a larger force may overwhelm the enemy. Choose wisely. This I command!

>>4355634
>>4355653
>>4355664
THE EARTH WILL BE SERPENTOR’S!

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>>4355962
Damn

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>>4355962
>Kinesis soon spots the grenades while being slightly manhandled by the giant mech. Too bad for Major Bludd that he could multitask, as evidenced by swatting some of the grenades with a swipe of pure psychokinetic energy, first onto the rest of the on-coming grenades, then the remaining ones onto the Neo-Vipers and Cobra Troopers.
Kinesis:
"Seriously?"
>Kinesis looks down upon the troopers with a disappointed look while he tries to wear down the mech onto the ground, hoping that its power cells run out or it gets crushed by its sheer weight.

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>>4355962
>Darkseid shifts, motionless as he continues to just sit on the ground
Incorrect. This world is mine Serpentor. Darkseid declares it so. Darkseid SITS it so.

>>4355974
Why do these 'Koreans' all have such massive heads...?

>>4356000
...Darkseid trips it so as well.

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>>4355962
Well ok then SerpenWHORE

>>4355970
Don't be sad Lord Farquad, I'll be your friend

>>4356000
The real question is, why do people on apokalips have such tiny heads?

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>>4356225
Alright

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>>4356285
I'll be your friend if you give me a jar of Rogue's bathwater

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>>4356314
Fine again

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>>4356484
YIPPEE! Thanks new best friend
>Telephatsodile then unscrews the lid and drinks the entire thing in one gulp

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>>4356507
Ugh I'm gonna smoke a cigar

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>>4356225
Neither the heads of Apokoliptan inhabitants nor me have 'tiny' heads. Your head on the other hand is tiny because compared to me you are a manlet and I laugh at you.

Haha haha hah. Shorty.

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>>4357039
I wasn't talking about the head on your shoulders limp bizkit

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>>4355974
>>4355962
>>4355970
>>4357039
>>4357216
>Dr. Coomer rushes towards the heroes, firing a huge machine gun he pulled out of nowhere

DON’T FUCK WITH THE LEEGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>A barrage of bullets and various forms of powers hits Dr. Coomer with no remorse. He falls over like a ragdoll, seemingly dying.

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>Teridax surveys the battle and the facility.
>He says nothing about his sons getting killed out there

>>4357357
Uh...damn.

>>4357216
>>4357039
Would you two quit measuring and get to work? We can’t let our distraction go to waste.

And for the record, I’m taller than all of you, or at least I have been.

>Teridax awkwardly clears his throat

Alright, who’s coming with me to the reactor?

Forgot about this post, pretend this happened earlier

>>4355026
The Gold Venom Suit is part of the Super Player Feature, Bane!

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>>4357216
Either of my heads could split you in half.

>>4357357
Pathetic weakling.

>>4357366
Darkseid is a mathematician, Darkseid will never stop measuring. And no, you are not taller than Darkseid, you are a toy.

....

>Darkseid suddenly stands up.

I came here to sit, but quickly I become bored of how uneventful it is. I shall go to this reactor with you, underling.

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>>4355962
Gee! The old snake sure is a tough crowd!

>>4354325
Wanna bet, greeny?

>>4354327
Hiya, Coomie!

>>4354367
Oh, thank you! Nice of you to notice!!

>>4355567
>Joker walks out and laughs at the battlefield

Well, I always wanted to watch a K pop! HAHAHAHAHA

Sure, let’s split up, gang. I sure wanna see what extra goodies they have in the inventions area. Christmas will come early, boys! HOOHOHOHOHAHAHEHAHAHA

>>4356000
Every rock finds its way back home!

>>4356484
>>4356314
Got any more of that, bub?

>>4357357
Ooh, poor old fellow!

>>4357366
Touchy!!

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>>4355974
>Many Neo-Vipers and Cobra Troopers are hit by the grenades. The blasts send them flying back to their deaths. Other Cobra soldiers successfully dodge them and continue firing their lasers at the enemy.
>The blast from one of the grenades forces Major Bludd onto the ground
>Major Bludd grits his teeth and calls for air support.
>Two Cobra CLAW soldiers fire their lasers at Kinesis in the meantime.
>Meanwhile, a Laser Rahkshi fires at an incoming hero.

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>Zaktan says nothing as he dissipates into his Protodite form and flies to the facility.
>He materializes a few feet away from the location of the grant money, and finds someone guarding it.
>He pulls out his scissor blades and waits for the opportune moment to strike

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>>4356575
>Too bad that key was a dud key! Or at least not one that goes to the jet.

>>4357357
>While the others were talking, Lex passes them their Size-Swapper(s) as to make the heist easier, alongside containers to store the shrunk inventions in, only to see a dead Coomer on the ground.
Lex Luthor:
"...I'll bring his corpse up to the jet."

>>4357366
>>4357370
Lex Luthor:
"Good call, expect company when you get inside. Serpentor, I want you to go with them with air support. I'll join either of you once this evidence is cleared out."
>Lex says before he begins to haul his corpse into the jet.


>>4357216
>>4356507
Lex Luthor:
"Collect as many inventions as you can BUT after the main nine inside the building! And yes, that includes that chair and that grill."

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>>4357486
>>4356314
>>4357216
Forgot about you sorry, also Serpentor-anon will be volunteering to help co-QM this while I'm on my internship for 3 months.
Lex Luthor:
"You're free to follow in either group, just make sure the mission goes well."

_______________

>>4357375
>Unfortunately, Kinesis cannot telepathically block lasers, but it would take more than a few hits to put him down.
>Also his style changes that makes him look more human for some reason.
>The mysterious red-haired heroine takes a hit, but dishes a few more onto the Rahkshi in hopes of fighting them off.

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>>4357504
>>4357376

>Turns out it was no guard, but a businessman who's freaking out as he tries to call the cops on the phone
???
"Where the fuck are the cops! I didn't come here just to be robbed by hooligans at the front door!"
>It seems that he's panicking and wishes to get out of here(unlucky him), however there are also other beings around the area, as evidenced by a few large shadows...

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>>4357357
AAAAAAAA
>>4357372
Ya welcome joker
>>4357486
Dammit

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>>4357357
NOOOOO DR. COOM-Aw who cares,

>>4357366
I'll go with you to the reactor

>>4357516
>Abarekiller suddenly sprouts spikes on his suit and begins beating the shit out of the business man

>>4357594
So Peter Dinklage, where are you going?

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>>4357366
I'll go wherever the cute idol girl is

>>4357372
Hey Joker, I'll trade you Rogue's bathwater if you give me a jar of Harley Quinn's

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>>4357705
Lookin for my friends Zim and the others

I'm gonna have a day off bye

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>>4357705
>”What the hell is he doing?” Zaktan whispers to himself as he watches Abarekiller attack the businessman
>Zaktan prepares to use his heat vision at the right moment

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>>4357504
The Laser Rahkshi supposed to be Heat Vision Rahkshi in canon, my bad hisses as it is knocked back by the heroine’s blasts. It stands up and charges at her, swinging its staff and aiming for her head. Each end of the staff pulses with heat energy.
>Meanwhile, the Cobra CLAW soldiers keep firing.
>Major Bludd stands up triumphantly and cackles.

MB: You’re about to feel real pain, as we see this battle’s next refrain! You like that? I just did poetry in the middle of a battle! Have a Captain Cook at me, Cobra Commander!

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>>4357486
So who’s coming with me to get the inventions?

>>4357713
Didn’t you hear? Harley and I aren’t together anymore. I’m with Punchline now.

>>4357594
Thanks, Wolvy!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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>>4360462
HEY ZAKTAN ARE YOU TRYING TO BE STEALTHY!?

>>4360465
I love poetry, the foot book is my favorite book of all time

>>4366406
Well then could you give me a jar of Punchline's bathwater, old buddy, old pal?

>>4357504
>Telephatsodile begins spazzing out like an autist in a bizarre attempt to fight the hero

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>>4360465
>Kinesis feels the pain! Though, he gets an idea from the back of his head: Turning the heat vision Rakishi to the backside, he uses its powers against the Cobra troops, in hopes of buying what limited time that he has. Meanwhile, the red-haired heroine charges into the fray, if only for one last stand for now.

>>4357705
>>4360462
>Abarekiller's attack is stopped mid-strike by a rather big robot! It seems that the robot was the businessman's bodyguards, not helping by the fact he ain't the only one around the building! If one had clear ears, you could hear footsteps rushing in!...
???
"Criminals, in this building! Dont think you can rob the CEO of Okumura foods easily!"
>The man panics somewhat, as he still tries to call the cops. Though, he is confident upon hearing a voice...

>>4366406
>Looks like Zaktan beat you to the punch! Better hurry before he gets first dibs.

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>>4369449
Will hopefully get to the other building before the end of this week.

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>>4369453
>Abarekiller summons a horde of laser arrows to try and skewer the robot

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>>4366797
>Zaktan gets up angrily

WELL I WAS, BUT THAT SHIP HAS SAILED!

>>4369453
>>4369449
Brilliant. Time to die.

>Zaktan fires his Zamor launcher at the robot

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>>4366797
Sure, pal! HAHAAHHAHAHAHA

>>4369449
I won’t be second fiddle!

>Joker runs past the commotion and starts looking for an invention to steal

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>>4369436
>Some of the Cobra troops jump to the ground just in time, but others are not so fortunate, and either disintegrate or are severely burned by the Rahkshi’s heat vision
>One Viper is hit in the chest and collapses and dies right next to Bludd, who is still lying on the ground
>Major Bludd curses under his breath. He then hears the roaring of engines and smiles
>Four Cobra Rattlers fly by, one of them firing lasers at Kinesis
>Major Bludd fires his weapon at the red haired heroine

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>>4357370
Guess no one ever showed you a toy aisle in the 00s, Darkseid.

>>4357372
Forget the goodies.

>>4357375
>>4357504
>>4360465
>>4369436
>>4369449
>>4376933
...whatever. They can handle it.


>>4357486
Let’s go to the reactor, then.

>Makuta Teridax makes his way to the reactor as shadow energy pulsates around him

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>>4356000
>>4356001
Well, I can’t argue with trips.

>>4356225
SHUTUPSHUTUP SHUT UP I’VE NEVER EVEN HAD SE-

I MEAN YES, SERPENTOR HAS IMPREGNATED THOUSANDS OF WOMEN WHO HAVE ALL BEEN IN LOVELY RELATIONSHIPS WITH ME!

>>4357357
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY DID HE DIE?!

>>4376933
AVENGE HIM MAJOR BLUDD!

>>4357372
Shut up, clown!

>>4376945
To the reactor!

>Serpentor mounts onto his air chariot and flies alongside Teridax

COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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>Days have passed and a familiar individual has returned to the base, it's skeletor
NEYHEHEHEHE! LEX I HAVE RETURNED! AND IVE GOT A SKELETON OF INFORMATION REGARDING MY PLANS TO TAKE THE SECRETS OF GREYSKULL!

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>>4376922
Well sorry buddy, maybe next time. Maybe I could make it up to you by helping you guys with your next Pirahka rap album?

>>4357370
You are a sad, strange, little man, and you have my pity

>>4376956
>Telephatsodile is holding onto the bottom of Serpentor's air chariot while mid air
Wait for me good buddy!

>>4382622
OH MY GOSH IT'S LORD HATER! Hi Lord Hater, I'm a big fan of your work, could you please give me a jar of Lord Dominator's bathwater? I'm thinking that I might just start a collection of women's bathwater to drink.

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>>4383066
WAT?
>Skeletor couldn't believe this. Being confused with an amateur such as lord hater could not be tolerated.

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>>4376926
>>4376956
>>4382622
>>4383066

Sorry for the delay, but: IT BEGINS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l98X0FakpkI

>The main lot of you soon arrive to the entrance of the big spherical dome decorated to a undersea theme as per Sayu's requests. The place almost looks dreamy, if not for the fact that you're trying to fetch something inside. With the large interior, Alberic's knightly group had already set up fortifications! First of the lot is a large castle wall, with a gate in the middle. Manning the walls are peasant bowmen, ready to rain hell to an unsuspecting group. (Also due to time-shenanigans, Skeletor ends up in the building for some reason.)


>Two figures come into view as they cautiously approach the group: Alberic, who is on his hipogyph and Sayu, the virtual mermaid idol.

Alberic:
"Halt intruders, you shall take no further step in stealing what we protect! Leave now or face the wrath of Mann!"
>Alberic shouts as he points his trident at you lot

Sayu:
"Oh my, welcome friends! Have you come to receive the sweet honey bubbles of my angelic voice?"
>She says in a sweet tone, while doing up a cute pose.

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>>4384329
>Abarekiller looks over at Alberic
How about instead you leave now or face the wrath of me?

>Abarekiller looks over towards Sayu
No, we came here to murder the shit out of you for funsies

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>>4383071
>>4382622
Hello, Skeletor! HAPPY TO SEE ME?

>>4383066
UNHAND THE CHARIOT! NONE ARE WORTHY TO TOUCH IT!

>>4384329
You are mistaken, boy! IF YOU LEAVE NOW, YOU WILL BE SPARED BY THE MIGHT AND WRATH OF SERPENTOR! THIS I COMMAND!

COBRAAAAA!

>Serpentor fires his chariot lasers at the archers

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>>4383066
Deal!

>Zaktan continues firing his Zamors at the robot, hoping to hit it

Switching to Makuta for the rest of this post

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>>4384329
>>4384452
>Teridax whispers to the group

Hold on, I think we can distract them with a minor assault and find a way to infiltrate their defenses. What do you all thi-

>>4387830
>Makuta Teridax sees Serpentor LEEROY JENKINS his way into battle

Well FUCK.

1 “based” to whomever sees what I did in pic related

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>>4387830
YOU SNAKE SCALED SCUM! YOU STABBED ME AND TOOK MY BLADE! I THOUGHT WE WERE ALLIES!
>skeletor could only look on as serpentor charges off towards the fortress with his own blade leaving only his magic staff as a weapon
>>4384452
You there white knight, HELP ME OUT HERE!

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>>4388466
Sure I'll help, but I'll be collecting a big debt of MotU action figures from you afterwards

>Abarekiller summons laser arrows and launches them all at Serpentor

>>4387838
Well that certainly just happened