Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4407544
They don't, because it turns out the other villains disguised themselves as the guards.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4407544

RUN YA DOLTS!!!

On rocket roller blades

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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4407551
Rocket roller blades? Do we even have that?

Roll 2d100 to see if we have that

Rolled 21, 93 = 114 (2d100)

>>4407554

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>>4407555
Oh hey we do

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4407563
WATCH OUT FOR THAT NINJA

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>>4407564
OH SHIT A SHURIKEN

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4407563
DOOOODDDDGGGGEEEE

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4407570
WAIT, WERE THOSE "GUARDS" VILLAINS
>>4407571

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4407570

Dodge ninja style!!!

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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4407571
ROLL 2d100 TO COMPLETE THE QTE

Rolled 80, 90 = 170 (2d100)

>>4407585
I can't do this alone

>>4407591
>off by 3
fug

Rolled 70, 78 = 148 (2d100)

>>4407585

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>>4407591
FUCk

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4407638
Wait, how the hell did they get here so fast-
>Guards take off their masks to reveal their identity as conspiracy

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4407638

NIBBA RUN!!! AFTER THOSE HELMETS!!!

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>>4407641
"THE CYBER NINJAS?! HOW ARE THEY HERE?!"

"I THOUGHT WE KEPT THEM OCCUPIED!"

"DOESN'T MATTER NOW! GET THAT KID!"

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4407665
Wave hello to the conspiracy people.

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>>4407668
"AND WHO THE HELL ARE THESE SKELETONS"

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4407690
AND WHY IS THERE LOUD CHANTING

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4407690
RUN AFTER THE NINJA DUDES WHO STOLE THE KID GENIUS

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4407690
We are the undead branch.

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>>4407694
At which point a wall explodes and minions of the ancient spirit of darkness bursts forth, yelling some weird ancient ritual chant in some long forgotten language nobody here knows

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4407703

throw some shit at them to shut em up

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4407703
Realize that maybe the skeletons/conspiracy dudes might make good allies.

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4407708
Roll 2d100 to throw grenades at em

Rolled 17, 77 = 94 (2d100)

>>4407728
BOOM

Rolled 42, 59 = 101 (2d100)

>>4407728

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>>4407734
Atop the USSR War Blimp, Shotasniffer observes that things are going increasingly tits up by the minute. With all these factions around trying to get the kid, it's total chaos down there. Your men have started throwing grenades around, blowing the fuck out of the area. This forced the ninja holding the kid to jump around dodging explosions and unable to escape. Which is good. But if that kid dies in the crossfire, this whole thing would have been a waste

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4407740
Clearly we need to go down there ourselves to secure the kid within our loving embrace.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4407740
Eye the big red button

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4407740

If you wanna do something right, do it yourself!

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>>4407744
Mighty suspicious line

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4407753
>>4407751
Jump down from the blimp and land right in the middle of the enemy formations with a giant shockwave!

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4407753
There is nothing suspicious
>>4407755
>>4407751

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4407753

jump bitch jump!!!

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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4407756
Roll 2d100 with a +40 bonus!

Rolled 2, 68 = 70 (2d100)

>>4407762
Right onto the head of an enemy for style points

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4407762
>autowin
FINALLY WE USE THE GREAT LEADER IN BATTLE

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>>4407766
>>4407768

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4407778
START BEATING UP THE NINJAS, CONSPIRACY NIGGAS AND THE POWER RANGERS

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4407778
All the enemies start fucking panicking
>>4407781

>>4407783

+1

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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4407781
"Ah fuck"

ROLL 2d100

+40 bonus

Rolled 35, 72 = 107 (2d100)

>>4407791
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Rolled 21, 7 + 40 = 68 (2d100 + 40)

>>4407791

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>>4407793
Much yelling and pain ensued

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4407804
Turns out the prodigy is a Shotasniffer fanboy

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4407804
>>4407805

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4407806
IS IT? IS IT TRUE THAT THE KID TURNS OUT TO BE A FANBOI?

Roll 2d100

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4407814
OF COURSE HE IS

Rolled 80, 29 = 109 (2d100)

>>4407814

>>4407817
2d100 man, he didn't give the bonus

>>4407820
i meant to do 2d100 but then you rolled good
it's aight

Rolled 70, 41 = 111 (2d100)

>>4407814

Rolled 27, 37 = 64 (2d100)

>>4407814

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>>4407819
"I..I-is that....the great heroine Shotasniffer! She must have come to save me! YES! I won't even have to summon the mech squadron now!"

"the fuck are you mumbling about"

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4407842
RESCUE BOY GENIUS FROM NINJA DUDE

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4407842
Ninja gets a good look.
..."oh"
>>4407847

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4407849
"...I should have stayed home today"

ROLL 2d100

+40 bonus!

Rolled 88, 70 = 158 (2d100)

>>4407860
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>4407863
uragh indeed

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>>4407863
Good thing the kid's all starry eyed and is too engrossed in looking at you to register the potential trauma all this violence would give him

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4407882
Now, grab the kid and let's get the fuck outta here

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4407882
Meanwhile the ninja leader and the conspiracy leader hide out to escape her wrath
turns out they're the other two bozos from the kidnap target list

>>4407883
>100
first. whoa
second, do you really want shotasniffer being near, let alone HOLDING a little boy

>>4407882
Nah, kids are desensitized to violence these days.

I blame the Bible and its violent imagery.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4407884
>>4407883
Not mutually exclusive.

>>4407882
Both these things.

>>4407891
NICE 100 BRO

>>4407883
>>4407891

._.

>>4407891
>another 100
what the

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>>4407883
>>4407891

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4407896
I guess we're kidnapping the ninja and conspiracy leader now too

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4407896
Do this secret meeting thing first, we'll settle shotasniffer's pedo urges later

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>>4407899
Shotasniffer grabs the kid, rappels up alongside the USSR troops to the blimp and heads back to the island as the enemies scatter. THEN,

SWOOSH, TRANSITION

MUCH LATER, AT A SECRET LOCATION...

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4407906
"THIS WAS YOUR FAULT!"
"FUCK YOU"
"THE GREAT EVIL SPIRIT BLAMES THE BOTH OF YOU! PREPARE TO BE CUR..."
"SHADDUP, YOU'RE TO BLAME TOO!"

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>>4407908
well they seems to be getting along fine

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4407915
"Goddamnit, that girl and her siblings just wiped out most of our presence from the city. The others will really not be happy."

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4407915
>>4407919

Stop trying to generate another plot hook niggers

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>>4407921
"The others are also fucking dead. The vampire mafia's been eliminated "

"Those bloodsuckers are gone? Goddamnit, Those guys helped control my casinos"

"THIS IS WHY YOU MORTALS ARE INFERIOR"

"Shut the fuck up, ancient evil stuck in a tube"

"THIS TUBE IS MERELY A TEMPORARY ARRANGEMENT, YOU SHUT UP"

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4407938
Now, back to Skeleton Island, we've finished with all of our missions; time for a grand meeting ourselves

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4407938
The bank is fucking kaput, the secret kaiju project we funded turned up in smoked, the convoy's been destroyed, the museum we told that viking to rob turned up empty, this villain conspiracy to kill Lolisniffer and his mother is going to fail

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Bottom - mouth
Up - eyes

>>4407944
they're his fingers, duh

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>>4407942
"Boy. They're coming back. Better reserve the resort's convention hall for our meeting. Wonder if Bobby's okay"

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4407956
Ivankov told me he's fine, he's just meeting the natives right now.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4407956
Did Bobby finally get help from Captain Ivanov?

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>>4407958
Yes. And they had an entire big underwater adventure.

Offscreen.

Anyway, it's 4AM so I gotta sleep for work in the morning. So uh. We're done for now, will continue, I dunno. Same time tonight. Or tomorrow. Who knows. See ya

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>4407964
by adventure they mean "we waited until he started yelling curse words constantly and then went down to pull him up while apologizing to the fishmen"

>>4407964
noice bred

>>4407964

kk thanks for the session nigga.

>>4407964
Toodle-oo.

>>4407891
Lol I posted right before my phone died and just got to see this now.

Why is Chosen One called Chosen One?

>>4408736
Because he was Chosen

10 hours

where's that OP

>>4409153
Probably hacking your account right now.

Much apologies. I blacked out when I got home last night. When I came to it was already too late

>>4409830
It's all good.

>>4409830

np

>Shotasniffer now has two shotas in custody
Welp, time to rev up the ol' porn engine

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Scrub scrub

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4411893
Do you ever question why we do this?

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>>4411898
I mean, if you dont scrub them glasses, it's gonna get dirty

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4411901
I guess that makes sense.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4411901
Gotta maintain your rep as not the worst skeleton sibling after all
Also check on marian

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>>4411902
Das right

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4411909
Well, time to see if we can let Marian out

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4411909
Anyway lets switch to something interesting.

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>>4411912
Depends on your definition of interesting

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4411918
Training arc sounds fun.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4411918
man we are playing chapters now
Training first

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>>4411922
"Alright Alt Betty. Time for your first day of training."

"So what're we doing?"

"Punch that mountain in half"

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4411935
"what"

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4411935
vertically or horizontally

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>>4411938
"Either works. Let's see what you can do right now"

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4411944
imagine the most punchable face that you hate on the mountain
so the other betty

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>>4411945

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4411948
PUNCH IT

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4411948
Punch THROUGH it! Climb to the top and jump up to let gravity guide your fist.

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4411951
"That's one way to do it! Focus your power into your fist and strike at the center point, Alt Betty!"

You gotta make him call you something other than Alt Betty. Since from your perspective, the other Betty's the Alt.

Anyway roll 2d100 against the mountain

Mountain has +20 bonus

Rolled 58, 92 = 150 (2d100)

>>4411954
>autolose
imaginary betty laughs at you

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>>4411956

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4411959
Get enraged and slap the mountain

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4411959
Are you going to take this lying down? Punch her from the top!

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4411964
"Try again! Alt Betty!" Rasputin yells from below

Roll 2d100 to try again

+20 for the mountain

Rolled 53, 78 = 131 (2d100)

>>4411972

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>>4411975
With your rage, you punched the mountaintop, creating a huge crack right down the middle. It's not EXACTLY splitting it in half, but it's a start

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4411981
Can't wait to punch the shit out of that Betty when she comes back

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>>4411984
"Now now, Alt Betty. Are you training in this school to actually better yourself? Or for revenge?"

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4411989
Better myself, clearly, yeah

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4411989
Why not both.png

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>>4411990
"You sure? You're definitely not holding onto a WHITE HOT RAGE inside your soul? Something that seethes and burns inside of you that pushes you to obtain more power? You have no desire to enact your vengeance against Betty for putting you through such shame and humiliation?!"

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4412007
no, definitely not, mr rasputin, no sir

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4412007
Dude chill, I know revenge is a motivation but that's too intense

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4412007
No.

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>>4412015
"Shame. Woulda made for good motivation. Now let's move to the training arena. We'll work on your stances and forms"

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4412019
ok
cut to marian finally being let out of the box

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4412019
Okay.

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>>4412021
"Whaat?! Really?! Then am i forgiven?"

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4412033
Nah, sis just wants a meeting and you still are technically a major sibling

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4412033
Haha you were pranked, Get back in.

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>>4412036
"...w-well better than nothing I guess"

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4412045
Besides, we need that space for Bobby

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4412045
Lets check on a random character of OP's choosing.

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>>4412047
"WHAT?!"

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4412055
get in
now to the reunion

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>>4412057
"BUT I DIDN"T EVEN DO ANYYYTHIIIIIiiinnnngggg......." Bobby yells gets smaller and smaller as he is dragged away

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4412065
now for the reunion

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4412065
Lets check on a random character.

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>>4412071
>>4412073
We shall move onto the reunion by checking in on one of the character.....tomorrow. Feeling kinda under the weather right now. Going home in the rain was a bad idea. So uh, much sorry. But gotta stop it here. Continue sometime later.

updates will be posted here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>4412078
Don't get the 'vid.

OP may or may not be dead

>>4413399
Wot about undead?

7 hours have passed

>>4415250
Dawn of the final day

Alright, where's OP

12 hours have passed.

>>4415299
>>4415588

them post numbers... mmmmmmm...

4

OP must be dead

I'm holding OP hostage at an undisclosed location. If you ever want to see OP alive again, you'll pay me twelve million dollars. Otherwise, say goodbye.

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Fucking ass, power went out again. Finally i ahve internet access

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4416229
Are you dead tho

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4416229
>>4416233

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>>4416233
Perhaps

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4416236
but wasn't life without internet beautiful
so much free time

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4416236
Alright lets see that reunion

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4416236
>>4416239
should we roll for our character pov

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>>4416239
"Ivanov?! The hell are you wearing?"

"I'm a captain now, bro"

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4416244
Chosen One hopes everyone else has done something villainous.
Before the news comes up

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4416244
triangular hat is not in a vein of ussr
change it on appropirate ushanka

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>>4416246
"Breaking News. The famed hero Shotasniffer has saved the CEO of MechTech from a villain attack"

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4416254
"wha-"
more breaking news

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4416254
goddammit, check the other news

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>>4416255
"In other news. A bank famous for its terrible business practices and bloodsucking tactics have been robbed. Nobody mourned its loss as Armored Soldiers dressing up like their LARPing DnD attacked the building and cleared out its vaults. There's also reports of a government official using the bank as his stash of blackmail material, The robbers left the vault open, allowing the police to collect evidence of his crimes. It's as if this was their true goal all along, whoever these blue clad knights are, they must be heroes"

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4416260
hit the bar
we need vodka to deal with this shit
until it's too late.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4416260
>>4416261 as news continues

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>>4416261
"Quattro! Vodka! Now!"

"Geez man, sure. Lemme get a glass"

"No! Just gimme the whole bottle! Preferably several ones!"

"wat"

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4416270
do it, Quattro
he wouldn't ask without a good reason
get a whole box of bottles

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4416270
>>4416271
More news

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>>4416271

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4416277
>>4416273

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4416277
looking at all this Quattro thinks that relying on alcohol is a bad thing and will be way more moderate with it consumption
cause jesus christ

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>>4416279
YOu know how sometimes, when you do a thing, and you dont really get how bad it could be, until you see someone else do the exact same thing and get some actual perspective on how bad it was you were being.

Quattro is having one of those moments.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4416280
deep
and then he hears the news himself

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>>4416281
"More great news! A terrible monster was defeated today by a green skeletal heroine! Believed to be related to the great heroine Shotasniffer!"

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4416284
And more...

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4416284
at least there is no dojo news, right?

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>>4416285
"Another report of possibly the same Blue-clad Knights attacking a convoy transporting more of the bank's ill gotten gains. Huzzah!"

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4416289
>>4416286

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4416289
Quattro loses it and chimps out

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4416289
it's time to just start skeleton sentai group

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>>4416291
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---"

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4416295
BETTY, TERRIBLE NEWS , EVERYTHING WE-
News about the hero responsible for knocking out Alt-Betty plays

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4416295
Betty being best girl and MVP as usual.
What would Quattro do without her.
Truly the invaluable character in series.
Should be protagonist honestly.
(pls betty forgive me, I won't drink anymore)

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>>4416298
"Shut it Quattro. Now where's Rasputin at? I wanna show him my new belt"

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4416299
point in direction of split mountain near dojo and tell that he personally trains alt-betty

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4416299
Should be in the Dojo, which is advertised right now

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>>4416301
"Yeah, I saw the commercial. Why isn't he here now though?"

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4416303
Said something about training alt-Betty and that I should not mention that to you.
oh wait

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4416303
Probably in training, best to wait until the meeting we're holding right now

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>>4416304
"He's doing what"

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4416308
erm
did I tell you that this coat suits you?
*heavy sweating*

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>>4416309
"Quattro. Big brother. My dear, sweet, Quattro. What is our brother, Rasputin, is doing again? Now, you wouldn't lie to your sweet little sister, would you, dear brother?"

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4416313
resist spilling the beans
rasputin is your bro

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4416313
All I can say is that we found a girl in yellow clothing who looks the same as you among the trainees and he has taken an interest in training her...please don't use the belt

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4416313
"He's training me, the REAL Betty" comes a voice from the doorway
Dramatic confrontations is go

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>>4416316
"And where is this training taking place, then?"

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4416327
resist, Quattro
for your bro
resist!
man she is cute now
terrifyingly so

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4416327
I don't know.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4416327
All I know is that he does the one-to-one training with her..he doesn't tell anyone except his best students where

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4416330
"Is that so?"

Quick, Quattro! Roll 2d100!

Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d100)

>>4416334
yeeeeees?

Rolled 40, 2 = 42 (2d100)

>>4416334
No, really, I don't, don't hurt me

Rolled 36, 82 = 118 (2d100)

>>4416334
Sis no

Rolled 83, 49 = 132 (2d100)

>>4416334
Okay dokie.

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>>4416338
"...Alright. I believe you. For now. I'll be heading over to the dojo if anybody needs me. See ya, Quattro"

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4416344
More news

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4416344
Lets get back to the news.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4416344
>turns out Quattro really didn't know

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>>4416346
"In other news, for the past week the city has been embroiled in a bloody gang war, but since Friday, the violence has seemed to stop. It is still unknown what happened, either the gangs have killed themselves off or somebody won"

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4416354
and more news

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4416354
but check out these new sausage joints tho

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4416354
Neat, now lets check on somebody of you choosing op.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4416354
Seeing as everyone's just wandering back on the island now we should debrief the news in a more orderly fashion
Shotasniffer summons her principal acolytes to that moodily-lit room in the Kremlin to work out what loot was scored during their missions and what can be rebuilt (or otherwise done) with it

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>>4416356
"In completely unrelated news, a new chain of restaurants have opened in our great city! Sausages of the Round Table is proud to sponsor this news segment! Come on down and try some! THey're criminally delicious!"

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4416363
Also, there was something about a museum

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4416363
delicious
not all news are bad, see?

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>>4416364
"Closing off this newsweek, the City's Museum been attacked by the Villain known as The Raider. It is believed he has stolen various precious artifacts from the vault as he escaped. Citizens are advised to stay safe and report all sightings to the police or the nearest Hero League representative"

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4416369
Okay so how about everyone heads Kremlinward and reports in to Shotasniffer so she can work out how much of the island we can afford to rebuild, with some sort of dice-rolling
And then also pick from a list of options for what to do next with the other cool stuff we got

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4416369
I miss spaghetti arc

>>4416371
There's spaghetti in the Kremlin

>>4416373
A lot of spaghetti to go around really

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4416373
no, that's soviet macaroni po flotsky

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>>4416370
Yes, let's move to the secret command center

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4416377
...uh, so we're pretty much screwed

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4416377
put carpet on a wall for authentic feel

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4416377
Shits fecked.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4416377
"Why is there a young human boy chained and gagged in the corner?"
"...It adds to the ambiance."

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>>4416378
Explain

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4416386
Have you checked the news recently

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4416386
Marian is missing again.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4416386
Well half the island's still in ruins
And probably even more people think we're heroes now

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>>4416387

Of course, you have checked the news. The whole hero reputation is indeed a huge setback. But surely your siblings have managed to at least bring home the resources for the island rebuilding, right?

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4416392
Well, yeah, but that thing is minor compared to what Dad would do to us if he comes back.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4416392
Right. Take inventory of new resources n shit

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4416394
>if
you are not thinking he will lose, do you?

>>4416399
It is his mom he's fighting

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>>4416394
Let's hope he and grandma take a long time to sort things out then

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4416402
we can always lie that we infiltrated the heroes society to destroy it from with in, right?

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4416402
The other good news is that the former VP finally has a name...Ken

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4416402
Facepalm harder
Also count up the loots, ill-gotten gains etc.

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>>4416404
Of course. We could do that. But best not think about that now, let's go over what your siblings have done. Disregarding the whole hero thing, naturally

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4416409
look at summary of the earnings in nifty powerpoint presentation former VP Ken got us done

>>4416412
oooh, nifty...

>>4416413
with use of WordArt to boot!
just don't ask what contents of that folder named "spaghetti" is on desktop

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>>4416412

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4416416
now further breakdown into specifics
which artifacts we got which can be distributed for usage for sake of powerboost

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4416416
"Wait, his name was Ken all along?"

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>>4416418
"Well I got this cool sword for starters. Kinda suck at using it tho"

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4416427
And what else.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4416427
Putting the random magic whatsits aside for now:
How much cash did we get, including the cash we're gonna get from selling the non-interesting artifacts, and what can we get done with it?

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>>4416429
"Well, we got...."

Roll 2d100

Second roll determines how much cash:

1-30: Barely enough to cover island repairs
31-75: Enough to completely repair the island
76-95: Enough for repairs with a little bit extra
96-100: Shitload of cash, more than enough for repairs and personal spending

Rolled 92, 66 = 158 (2d100)

>>4416431
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4416431
Okay.

Rolled 20, 84 = 104 (2d100)

>>4416431