A large truck raced across the dirt of Marina Trail, several guards tensely watching a collection of tied up figures, bags concealing their faces from outside eyes. One of the guards spits out the window.A man sits in front of a large airplane, his hands casually in his pockets as he watches the truck approach, the Vandash's pulling the vehlicle huffing and puffing with exertion.Eventually the pokemon slow to a stop, the truck parking as the guards shuffle out of the truck, ducking to fit their sombrero through the whole. The driver pulls a man from the front seat, a obese man with a pegleg."Professor Stump..." The man at the airplane walks forward, withdrawing a hand from his pocket to shake the nervous obese man. "I am Cia."Stump nods as Cia picks up a black briefcase and hands it to the somberoed driver."Oi ese, he wasn't alone." The driver motions to the guards, who drag the hooded men from the truck, Cia scowls."You don't get to bring friends." He admonishes the professor who matches his own scowl.“Those shits ain’t my friend.” He glares at the hooded men as the somberoed man pats Cia on the back, the golden tassels of his mariachi uniform jingling as he does so. “Don’t worry padre, there’s no charge.”Cia looks at them, his scowl still on his face. “Why would I want them?”“Oh they work for the hacker, the masked man…”Cia’s eyebrow raises despite himself, “Guy?” He tries to hide his excitement.The driver nods. “Si senor, Guy.”Cia thinks about it then motions for his men to drag the hooded men aboard. “Get em aboard I’ll call it in.”
>>4549934The plane flew over the mountains of Route 12 as Cia paced around the Hooded men, doing his best to wear a intimidating scowl.“The Flight plan I just filed at the agency lists me, my guys and Proffessor Stump here, but…” He motions for the cops to open the planes door, the wind whipping outside “Only one of you.”Cia draws his gun, cocking it, “First one to talk gets to stay on the aircraft, who hired you to grab Proffessor stump.”The hooded men do not answer. Cia shoots his gun through the door and motions to a cop to club one of the mercenaries unconscious. “He didn’t fly so good!” Cia laughed. “Who wants to try next?”One of the cops grabs another of the soldiers, pulling the soldier near the open door of the plane. “TELL ME ABOUT GUY!” Cia yells, dangling the hooded mercenary over the plane. “WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?”Still… silence. Cia growls in frustration, his pearly teeth clenched in rage. “A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!”“0r M4Y83 H3 15 W0ND3r1N6 WH47 K1ND4 N008 W0U1D 5H007 50M30N3 83F0r3 7Hr0W1N6 7H3M 0U7 0F 7H3 P14N3?” The third man says. Cia looks at him, tossing the second hooded soldier indoors before walking up to the hooded figure.“Well… at least you can talk.” The Officer snorts. “Who are you?”“W3 4r3 4N0NYM0U5 W3 4r3 13610N 4ND N0 0N3 C4r3D WH0 1 W45 UN711 1 PU7 0N 7H3 M45K” The figure intoned, Cia approached the man, nervous as he pulled off the hood, revealing a white Guy Fawkes mask.Guy stares at Cia, his expression unreadable behind the mask. “17 D035N7 M4773r WH0 W3 4r3 WH47 M4773r5 15 0Ur P14N”Cia squatted in front of Guy, facing the ex gym leader face to face. “If I pull that mask off will you die?”“17 W0U1D 83 3X7r3M31Y P41NFU1.”Cia snorted. “You are a big guy.” Cia’s eye trails to the mans immense obesity.“F0r Y0U.” The masked man thinks for a moment. “F46607”.“Well fuck you to.” Cia looked away. “Was getting caught part of your plan or something?”“0F C0Ur53.” Guy laughs. “Pr0F3550r 57UMP r3FU53D 0Ur 0FF3r 1N F4V0r 0F Y0Ur5 W3 H4D 70 KN0W WH47 H3 701D Y0U 480U7 U5”“Hey I ain’t no snitch.” Stump yelled from his chair. “I didn’t say nothing.”“Well congratulations!” Cia clapped mockingly. “You got yourself caught. Now whats the next step of your master plan?”“Cr45H1N6 7H15 P14N3 W17H N0 5UrV1V0r5”. Guy says as a loud roar echoes from above.
>>4549937A large yellow serpent slithers above the clouds, metal armor covering its torso as several guns point at the plane. With a roar Niterpent fires, a large lighting bolt streaking from one of the snakes blasters and clipping the left wing of the plane.Several large brown birds spread their wings from atop the snake, the massive Thundacocks surround the sinking plane.Cia looked around in shock, giving Guy the distraction he needed. Guy effortlessly slides his greased hands off the fake cuffs, tossing a dark green ball at the cops.There is a flash of light as a black clad mouse takes the stage, the Anonymouse leaping into action and blasts the guards with a thunderbolt. One of the Thundacocks slips into the open door of the plane, holding a large body bag. Guy unfolds it, revealing a dead one legged drag queen, a exact likeness to Proffessor Stump!Two other Thundacocks fly in, the hooded men getting up to climb on them. But as the second hooded soldier approaches the thunderbird, Guy holds his hand out.“N0 7H3Y 3XP3C7 0N3 0F U5 1N 7H3 Wr3CK463 MY Fr13ND” The hooded figure sighs, and nods, giving Guy a hug before taking a seat in the airplane.Smoke billows from the aircraft, the snakes laser blast causing a slowly spreading fire to reach the cabin.“50 7H3 F1r3 r1535” Guy notes, grabbing Stump and tossing him on the Thundacock, the professor making a unmanly squawk as he lands on the bristling chadbird. “C0M3 N0W 57UMP N0W5 N07 7H3 71M3 F0r F34r” Guy laughs as he mounts his own bird, the three thunder pokemon flying off towards the giant superweapon. He gazes upon the wreckage, and how it descended towards beehive city. “7H47 C0M35 1473r”
>>4549941Don't feel too bad, this quest was rigged from the start.Lets begin shall we?
>>4549942Several days after the plane crash against Memes Inc, your eyes finally open, you smell the scent of cheap whiskey as you stare at a spinning fan above you. You turn your head, blearily blinking at a small, bald headed man with a bright white moustache.“You're awake, how about that.” You struggle to get up, the world spinning faster then the fan. “Woah, easy there, easy. You've been out cold for a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second, get your bearings?” The man smiles slightly. “I'm Professor Cactus, welcome to Parax Town. Folks normally come here after they finish dying, especially if it’s from a plane crash but, well, guess you are a little more stubborn then most. Now, i hope you don't mind but i had to go rootin' around your noggin to get all the bits of steel beams out.” He motions to a pokemon, a gastly pink ball with a rope around it, and the pokemon picks up a small mirror and floats over to you. “I take pride in my needlework, but you better tell me if i left anything out of place. How'd that do?”How did he do… who ARE you?>Cia himself, now hellbent on bringing that sonnuvabitch Guy to justice [boy]>One of the officers from the wreckage [boy/girl]>The mercenary left behind in the wreckage [boy/girl] >Imposter Proffessor Stump [Girl?]>None of them, you worked in Memes Inc when the plane crashed ON you [Boy/girl](FINALLY the ball is rolling! Welcome to CLOVER QUEST! A exciting and definitely NOT lame quest based on the beloved fire red romhack made RIGHT HERE on 4chan!Today is thanksgiving and I want to give thanks to my beloved /qst/ where I got my writing start, and what better way then a NEW QUEST?)
>>4549947>>Cia himself, now hellbent on bringing that sonnuvabitch Guy to justice [boy]
>>4549947>The mercenary left behind in the wreckage [boy/girl]>>4549947
>>4549947>>The mercenary left behind in the wreckage [boy]
>>4549947>Imposter Proffessor Stump [Girl?]
>>4549947>>The mercenary left behind in the wreckage [boy/girl]
Oh if its not obvious im mynameismimikyu, you may or may not remember me. I am using a new namefag because new quest new life.Im gonna call it for the mercenary.But are you a male or female mercenary?>Boy>GirlFeel free to select a name while we are here!
>>4549970>GirlBerry Brutananadilewski Nice
>>4549980>>4549985THE NUMBERS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN!!!!>>4549985Bruh
So that sounds like 2 votes for girl, 1 vote boy... but the boy got two dubs... tricky.So pick!This is female Alex, male alex is just the CoD guy
>>4550000FUCK NO I MENT TO PUT BOY
>>4550000Girl, femlex is cool
>>4550000girl alex, why not
Perfect!You nod, looking at your face, stylish girly looks, you give a small grin, you still got your devilish goth tomboy gf features. Perfect.You are Alex Mason, formerly Fucking Camper, now a elite member of the resistance.Guy set you up to take a dive for the good of stopping Team Bluemarked. While you were glad enough to die for the cause... you lived, so now all the sudden your schedule is cleared up."Alright good." Doc says, handing the mirror back to the Hanginy. "Now I think you are alright enough to start moving, how about you head over to the Aut-o-matic Quester Tester and we will see what you are good at."You stumble up and head towards a large blocky computer full of lights and sound.... no... no wait its a pinball machine."Test your Skills!" The machine says at the top in proud but faded letters "Pay those Bills"!"It's a little old..." Mitchell apologizes. "But I assure you, it still works perfectly fine." He hands you a few quarters to play.What do you get?>You are Fighter, duh. You are more then those Smogon scrub shitstains, OU is too casual for you. You know how to hurt pokemon, usually with your own pokemon but you were not above cheating. >You were a trainer... i mean everyone was but you actually TRAINED pokemon and gave them to your other rebels. You knew how to whip anyone into shape.>You were a nerd... yeah your team were not always the smartest. You knew how the pc worked, you were able to hack boxes, upgrade pokeballs, even make your steel types look all shiny. It helped that no one actually expected you to have a iq from looking at you.>You were a Memelord, its kinda like a chaplin, in your hand was the sacred book of Kek, from which you transcribed the words of Admoot as per the wishes of great President Pope Tyrone. Your faith gives you contacts. And forbidden lore! Unfortunately some of the reasons the lore is forbidden is because its old and potentially inaccurate. Plus you can never be euphoric.>You were a Anonymous. It was part of why you were in Guy's squad in the first place. You were one of legion, a expert hacker, everywhere and unseen. Granted there is a thin line between unseen and unimportant and you were left on a plane so... Best not think of that(No you wont have to do this like 3 times I can see this getting dull)
>>4550025>>You were a trainer... i mean everyone was but you actually TRAINED pokemon and gave them to your other rebels. You knew how to whip anyone into shape
>>4550025>>You were a trainer... i mean everyone was but you actually TRAINED pokemon and gave them to your other rebels. You knew how to whip anyone into shape.
>>4550025>>You were a nerd... yeah your team were not always the smartest. You knew how the pc worked, you were able to hack boxes, upgrade pokeballs, even make your steel types look all shiny. It helped that no one actually expected you to have a iq from looking at you.
>>4550025>>You were a Memelord, its kinda like a chaplin, in your hand was the sacred book of Kek, from which you transcribed the words of Admoot as per the wishes of great President Pope Tyrone. Your faith gives you contacts. And forbidden lore! Unfortunately some of the reasons the lore is forbidden is because its old and potentially inaccurate. Plus you can never be euphoric.
>>4550025>You were a trainer... i mean everyone was but you actually TRAINED pokemon and gave them to your other rebels. You knew how to whip anyone into shape.
(Sorry players, got distracted playing pokemon showdown)You run the pinball machine, carefully guiding your shots through the glittering bumpers.You are a Trainer. Not a trainer, everyones a trainer. A Trainer, taught by Grindhaus's School for Pansy Ass Trainers. Tightass was harsh but fair, or at least fair to you. You were drilled thoroughly on the basics of pokemon. He also taught you stuff.You wish some of it was about battling but you are a breeder more then a beater.... and no not in that way. Ew. Hyper training, Super training... normal training. You learned it all up in Dubs island. When Guy formed Anonymous you were a natural for raising your teams pokemon, making sure no one got stuck fielding Squirraps or something dumb!You know how to make a pokemon STRONG, you got Tightass's old dreampill recipe, you know how to make any pokemon a winner... What you dont know how to do, was how to fight. Type match ups were hard and mostly unimportant. You know moves mattered but you left it to the actual fighters to use Guy's hacked TMs and his nerd teams "l33+ s+r4+s" to figure it out. You just made sure that they were the best at whatever thing people needed them for.You step back from the machine as Professor Cactus whistles. "Nothing gets by you, huh? Coulda used you when I lost my keys last month. Alright follow me, we are almost done."He guides you to a couch as he heads to a bookshelf, three pokeballs decorating the top of it. "Now just some more questions before we set you off, mostly for the medical forms. Just a formality, not like I expect to see you have a family history of plane crashes."You actually do but whatever."Now then." Cactus says, getting himself comfy on the green chair across from you. "You are a natural trainer, or well, lets call you a coach. You've been injured, no charge if that was worrying you... But what now?">Duty: You joined Anonymous to stop Blue Marked's tyranny. Just because you survived the crash doesn't mean you quit Anonymous>Revenge: You are going to show Guy he shouldve left the other guy dead. Blue Marks not off the hook either, those rule abiding ashats. You recognize a New Vegas reference... and you are going for the Wildcard ending... at least until someone votes you to do something completely different next week...>Isekai: You died right? I mean kinda. So by the rules of anime you are obligated to live a quiet life with cute super powerful pokemon right? You deserve a cheat skill, at least you think you do... more seriously. Blue Mark expects you to be dead, and you arent gonna render your fake death useless by showing up anywhere. Keep a low profile till Guy finishes his plan, then everyone will go home happy.>Work: Hey Cactus studies Pokemon... maybe, he has Professor in his name, and you need a new job, why not?>Repayment: You woke up in Parax town, you crashed in Beehive city. Someone dragged you out here, you owe them your life. You should at least say thank you.
>>4550128>>Revenge: You are going to show Guy he shouldve left the other guy dead. Blue Marks not off the hook either, those rule abiding ashats. You recognize a New Vegas reference... and you are going for the Wildcard ending... at least until someone votes you to do something completely different next week...
You know ive started to wonder.Why do we qms use namefags when we got IDs on our thread and anyone can pretend to be be me if Pokemon Clover 2 is ever a thing?
>>4550128>Isekai: You died right? I mean kinda. So by the rules of anime you are obligated to live a quiet life with cute super powerful pokemon right? You deserve a cheat skill, at least you think you do... more seriously. Blue Mark expects you to be dead, and you arent gonna render your fake death useless by showing up anywhere. Keep a low profile till Guy finishes his plan, then everyone will go home happy.
>>4550128>Isekai: You died right? I mean kinda. So by the rules of anime you are obligated to live a quiet life with cute super powerful pokemon right? You deserve a cheat skill, at least you think you do... more seriously. Blue Mark expects you to be dead, and you arent gonna render your fake death useless by showing up anywhere. Keep a low profile till Guy finishes his plan, then everyone will go home happy.>>4550141because some 3rd world shitters internet will randomly die and randomly change their id.
>>4550128>Duty: You joined Anonymous to stop Blue Marked's tyranny. Just because you survived the crash doesn't mean you quit Anonymous
>>4550141Use a secure tripcode, not a normal name, it makes it so nobody can steal your name and impersonate you between threads
>>4550128>>Isekai: You died right? I mean kinda. So by the rules of anime you are obligated to live a quiet life with cute super powerful pokemon right? You deserve a cheat skill, at least you think you do... more seriously. Blue Mark expects you to be dead, and you arent gonna render your fake death useless by showing up anywhere. Keep a low profile till Guy finishes his plan, then everyone will go home happy.
To be quite honest, you already know the answer. You are going to live a QUIET LIFE!Think about it, if you look objectively you've basically "Died" right? So by the laws of Animango City, you are precluded by destiny to a happy world of cute girlfriends and unique op bullshit cheats...Granted you never believed that but still... either way, there is a target on your back for being the sole (As far as you are aware) survivor of the crash... the last thing you want to do is lead Team Blue Mark back to your friends... you are going to have to lay low for awhile. You give the professor a shrug. "I just want to live you know? Mind my own business."Cactus chuckles. "Don't we all... don't we all... Well I was going to warn you to take it easy and not stretch the stitches... but seems like you are taking it easy anyway... Now, one last question. Don't worry now... I think you will like this one."He gets up from his chair and picks up the set of pokeballs, holding them steady in his hands as he continues. "While that old champion filled in his pokedex and all that... we can never be too careful... plus I didn't see any pokemon with you when you were dragged out so..." He moves the shelf towards you. "Go on, pick one, something to help you along on your travels."You nod, to be honest, given your status as "Dead" its likely your Box was cleared out by now, you need a new pokemon to go with your new life..."You reach for the set, selecting from...>The Forcun Starters (Arabomb, Grasshole, or Ejacasm)>Ebin Island, your home (Reptyke, Fariock, Cloucat)>Kekkoh, that cancelled region (Sadrog, Hodtog, Gnarrk)>A different trio not selectable in the gamesTrainer Tips! For those not aware, Reptyke Fairock and Cloucat is a Fighting Flying Rock trio! Wowie! Not the 4th ones will not give you a clover quest exclusive option, but will not give you the traditional Clover starters. Feel free to pick the exact pokemon you want if you pick from the first 3 options.>>4550485It was a existentialist question not a worry about actual scams. No one wants to pretend to be mimi.
>>4550666>>Ebin Island, your home (Reptyke, Fariock, Cloucat)Checked digits
>>4550666>Kekkoh, that cancelled region (Sadrog, Hodtog, Gnarrk)
>>4550666>Ebin Island, your home (Reptyke, Fariock, Cloucat)
>>4550685Thats why the post took too long i wanted the trips...You check the balls, and recognize their make as being from Ebin Island. Given the cold war between them and Forchum after the Blue Mark took over the mainland... you dont expect to get to go back there for awhile...So at least you will have this.You check out your options... picking up each ball and tossing them out.The first one is a Cloucat the pokemon flying in the air above you giggling, its tail whipping into your face each time. The Cloucats are, from your own history, a gleeful pokemon with a meanstreak a scytheblade long.... literally actually considering their evolutions.Checking Cactus's pokedex, you find out that the Cloucat has Showerpower, which makes it stronger in the rain... which given its cloudy form, its understandable that it has some form of weather control attached to it.Plus it could be a good scout... but a weather pokemon is a big responsibility! It practically sets your team! 1/3
Your next option is Faeriock, a small purple snake basking atop a warm stone.The Faeriocks are known as a duel pokemon, similar to the slowbros from Kanto. The snake feeds upon the magic of the Rock, and wards off predators. Eventually the pokemon fuse together, creating a being of great magical power...Well "Magic". Either way the Faeriocks are quite durable, especially given this one has solid rock, which reduces the damage supereffective moves do against it.You can understand why the pokemon seems so relaxed, the two simply sleeping in your presence, its hard to have predators that can outlast their shell.
Finally is reptyke, the small blue pokemon punching the air, intent on showing off.Reptyke were feisty pokemon, always Adamant about getting stronger... which is actually kinda weird because, given this one has regenerator, it actually suits the pokemon to always know when to back off...Besides that it can hit hard and take hits decently well... well besides ghosts... which litter this area...Might be a hard pokemon to use... but well, it is a dragon! A dragon! That's cool right?"Heh, take your time, its a big decision." Cactus says lying back on his chair, hes eyes on you. "Don't burden your partner with any buyers remorse you know?">Which one do you pick?
>>4550779CloucatJust cause it seems like it would be really vengeful.
>>4550801knock the prof out and take all three
>>4550905I mean, you are a terrorist so id allow it, but you are pretty injured its not gonna be that easy, even though all your fighting is a glorified Doc Mitchell
>>4549970>mynameismimikyuThe hex-maniac guy?
Man i was waiting for a tie break and i just miscounted. Sad.Hmmm... what to do...
You mull it over, debating which ones are worth getting... the Rock is so suave... but the dragon is spunky! And a DRAGON A DRAGON!Dragons are cool! But the fairock is a fairy so it can beat the dragon even though fighting crushes rock... hmm."Hey now..." Cactus smiles. "How about this... I have been looking to go on research adventure up in Kekkoh, but me and Rosa cant handle it all on our own."The Hanginy opens its mouth, and blood gurgles out, the red goo vanishing into smoke as it touches the ground. "That's ah, normal by the way." Cactus chuckles."So how bout this? You can keep mulling it over... or I can hand you all 3 of them? But I got a price, naturally. You see I am going to need two of them back." He leans in close smiling. "You train them up, get them to evolve, and you send them back to me. Or if you feel attached you can hatch some replacements for me, just so long as they shape up. Do it well and I'll send you more pokemon to train for me. You are a career trainer after all right? Shouldn't be too much of a mess for someone like you.">Deals a deal (Start Training Quests)>No thank you (Go with the Reptyke (A dragon...), do a normal quest with less randomly assigned team stuff)
>>4551040>>Deals a deal (Start Training Quests)Potential to breed meat shields for our main boy, is best plan.
>>4551040>No thank you (Go with the Reptyke (A dragon...), do a normal quest with less randomly assigned team stuff)Breeding Pokémons for our first quest is a little too much
>>4551040>Deals a deal (Start Training Quests)
>>4551040>No thank you (Go with the Reptyke (A dragon...), do a normal quest with less randomly assigned team stuff)
>>4551126To clarify you are mostly training pokemon and giving them back.
You shake your head. "Not right now... too soon to get into that kind of business." You pick up the reptyke, patting him on his yellow head as he cooes in response. "We are going to be going places, champ in the making." You tell the little scrapfighter.He needs a nickname... but you can do that later."Thank you Doc Cactus." You nod to the man. "I would probably be dead without you.""Trust me, you did most of the work." Cactus says chuckling. "Say... since you are trying to take things easy like, I have a easy job for you... well, easier then raising three pokemon on your own."He gets up and heads over to the hallway of his house/lab, a large collection of doodads arrayed on the shelves. "Lets see... ah here it is."He pulls out a yellow and black bag. "You can keep the backpack, but inside it is a parcel I need delivered to the safari zone, north of Esfores City. Its not a bad place to start a business, what with all the wild pokemon coming in and out of the Safari and since you don't seem to have much of a destination in mind...">Name the Reptyke>Accept the quest>Unfortunately you are not going south. Too much problems, your going to head to the border and escape!>You arent going to the border! or the South! You are going to sneak onto the Ruse Cruise and escape to Ebin, its risky but the Verified arent in Ebin island yet
>>4551342>>Accept the quest>Ripper
>>4551342>accept the Quest>HAMMER
>>4551342>Accept the questGumgums
>>4551342>Accept the quest
>>4551342>Accept the quest>Reznov
>>4551342>Accept the questReznov
accept the requestRocky
You kneel before the Reptyke, looking the yellowed lizard straight in his eyes. That determination... it reminds you of your old comrade Reznov... "Your name shall be Reznov." You tell the scrapper, rubbing his head. "Doc, I'll take that deal.""Lovely." He hands you the package. "Normally I have my friend show you the ropes but well... you seem well put together, considering the pieces. You are going to want to go down south, past the woods and fisherman lane, then take a right when you have nothing left to walk. Watch out for the Birdhouses, they peck... in fact you might want these."He hands you a bandolier of pokeballs. "Safe travels."You shake his hand as well. And head out the door... and, as all heroes are, you are blinded by the light outside1/2
>>4551921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvNdJsBKDiMA hateful rattle echoes in your ears before your eyes even finish adjusting. Oh Clovenix its like someone found how to turn "Migraine" into a theme song. The xylophones... where are all these xylophones coming from?Your eyes adjust and you see a dusty city, carved around a haunted mine. Smells of ash and dankness crept through what bits of your senses not pounded out by the infernal racket.Parax town, fringe of the big cities and fringe in belief, had that old town vibe in a world that had moved past superstition and exposition a long time ago... Though that sortof drive couldnt be seen anymore, given the pained agony on everyones face.To your right you can see the source of the trouble, a massive tower in the distance that looked almost like a monolith, and echoing that annoying racket everywhere.On the street corners, seemingly ignoring the racket, were a gaggle of preachers sitting atop soap boxes and preaching salvation in their strange faith.>Approach the preachers, find out what is going on>Go face the tower, turn off that racket before you leave, get that clout, and ghost pokemon>GET OUT OF THERE NOW! LET SOMEONE ELSE DEAL WITH THIS MESS
>>4551973>Approach the preachers, find out what is going on
>>4551973>>Go face the tower, turn off that racket before you leave, get that clout, and ghost pokemon
>>4551973>>Approach the preachers, find out what is going on
>>4552101>>4552099You got to pick one.
>>4551973>Approach the preachers, find out what is going on Father, what the fuck is this racket?
>>4552115I noticed there was a tie, so I deleted the first one
>>4552240As in, I decided to change my answer.
>>4552244Pat patYou decide that, given the preachers were the only one who are fine, they might be your best bet to finding out information. You bite the bullet and head over, through the awful din of the music."HEY! WHATS GOING ON HERE?" You yell at the Preacher, a woman dressed in black robes and a hood as she waves what you realize is some kind of tablet computer."There is a pox on our land, a virus in our streets, but you can hide from it my children! Wait for evil to pass, for time is nothing to the flame of Raid Shadow Legends! Join not in brotherhood but in my clan! Accept baptism for a free..." She drones on, ignoring you.Alright second time. You take a deep breath and kick her soap box out from under her. "3 Month premiu-wha!" She gives a startled eep as she hits dirt. The woman stands up, dust smearing her black cone hood and glares at you, finally noticing you exist. "What the hell is your problem?""I said what-""What?" The preacher, pulls the hood off, purple hair tossling in her face and bright white spheres dangling in her ears. "Sorry I can't hear you I have my Raycon earbuds on." She pulls them out and scowls. "Wow that is annoying music."You take a deep breath, calm down Alex, you do not want to set a bad example for Reznov. "Okay... hi! My name is Mason, what are you guys doing out here, what is with the music, and the preaching?""Oh, alright." She brushes herself off. "I am Capita Herstoria, and I am one of the chosen people, chosen to showcase how you can enrich your life with some of these valuable products our lord have given us..." She takes the crate and opens it revealling jars of honey and scrips of paper. "Would you like a VPN? Keeps your browsing history safe!""No that's... fine." You shake your head. "I dont recall you guys being so... public before? And the music?""It is fine times for us my friend. The new Champion, she has given unto us great gifts, and we have been promised freedom to practice our faith outside or Synashops." The preacher smiles "As for the music... ah it is the Juke Box. Ancient artifact, centerpiece of the Burial Tower... but occasionally a powerful enough ghost Pokemon takes it over and summons skeletons. I suppose someone will need to defeat the ghost... If you need help we have great product for that as well."That is... well good news and bad news.The good news is that you know how to turn the damn music off. The bad news is that champion of theirs? They are also the reason you got into this mess.The old champion vanished a few years ago. Hes playing Radical Red or something. That's when Blue Mark attacked, with a delivish scheme no one ever expected...They won the league in a fair fight THEN did all their wacky bullshit afterward.Its not fair.>Check the womans fancy sponsered wares>Thank the lady and head to the tower to stop the ghost>Thank the lady and go deliver that package>Call the lady cringe and look smug>Something else
>>4552344>Check the womans fancy sponsered wares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Ts9KzYw6AYou decide, sellout or not, you might as well look at what she has for sale, after all who knows sales better? Besides she seems kinda unhinged."Alright lets see what you got." You say as the woman gives you a shark tooth grin. "Yippie skippie! You won't regret this!"She shuffles through the box, ignoring several Pokeballs with China stickers on them to pull out a single luxury ball. "Tada! This one actually has a pokemon.. already in it!""Which one?" You ask, slightly intrigued."Well its... wait... " She covers her mouth and shakes her head. "Its a secret, can't tell you."She shuffles things around and pulls out a red bottle. "Raid! Though this one is just a bug repellent... though it mostly seems to kill them. It's not... um... whats the word used... ethical? BUT it's cheap! You kids like cheap right?"She shuffles through the box and finally draws out a internet modern, a blue mountain sticker attached to it. "This here is NordVPN! It not only protects your browsing history... it also protects your pokemon from contact based abilities such as Cursed Body, or AIDs."You blink but before that registers she moves on. "And this... is ExpressVPN! It protects your browsing history AND with area relocation allows you to get STAB for different moves.""And this is Dashlane! Not only does it protect your browsing history, it also increases the speed of nondamaging moves! So you can sworddance faster! Kids like dances right? Twerks and stuff?""Or could I offer you Honey? Milked fresh from Venowatts, rubbing this onto your computer will allow you to get the best prices on any deal?Or I can offer you...""Stop, please." You hold out your hand sighing. "I only have so much money and time.""Oh if you are feeling stressed I think I have Betterhelp in here somewhere." She says going back to rummage. You will die here. She will infomercial you to death unless you either buy something really soon or run away. You can tell.>CHEESE IT!>Buy 1, and only 1, of her EXTREMELY AFFORDABLE and NOT SHADY products (list which one)>Panic and challenge her to a pokemon battle
>>4552584Oh if its not obvious, I am a 3rd party, I have no relation to team clover, I do not think they are aware this quest exists and I am sure if they knew theyd cyberbully me and I'd cwy.It is now time for my comfy sleep. I will basically let you in on some common knowledge.1. Blue Mark has placed their leaders in charge of the gyms, as a result even though the gyms are in the same place, they got the Johto typings not the Kanto ones. This is for a few reasons, number one is I HAD to move them around anyway because ya know, Guy is bane and all that, and I always move em around a little, but i felt like a lot of the Funny of finding them goes away the second time so im trying to add in new jokes to not cost off Clovers ya know, better writing.2 This isnt gonna be one of those games where the bad guy teams a side gig, Blue Mark WON, you are basically xcom 2 if Advent was a buncha twitter shitposts, and Xcom wasnt a tactical game with shitty aiming but a Pokemon game with shitty aiming3. Its gonna be really hard getting images for this one, preasu undastand4. I am not super certain on rule 1 so dont hold me to it, i might bitch out. I have some ideas already, but still.5. This games a shitpost, my quests were shitposts already, so we are just gonna ride the funny till this dumpster burns. Dont necessarily expect long form payout here
>>4552584>Panic and challenge her to a pokemon battle
>>4552705>>4552980ROLL TO CHEESEd100
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>>4553654Well now I am awake.You decide that this expositional onslaught will last until the end of time if you let it, and givent he annoying racket it almost assuredly will end you first...You panic and reach into your pocket, tossing spare change in her face as you run off."Wh-hey! After him! Hes a WINDOW SHOPPER!"Fortunately for you, no one else seems to notice, given their own airpods. This doesnt stop the woman, who has started chasing you like a banshee. You duck through the various allies, diving between wooden house after wooden house, running towards a field of grass and trees to disappear into.Then you feel a sharp metal prick on your head, the blow causes you to fall over, unable to get your bearings midstep as you see a flash of light."Can't escape shopgrifter." Capita laughs, holding a bloody iron ball. "Ours eyes met, that means it's POKEMON BATTLE TIME."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwU1As0ZOMEA small blue bug glares at you from floor level, its mandibles clicking as the thing waddles slow and gankily, decorated atop it os one of those weird kitshy modern vpns attached to it."Fight me coward so I can steal your stuff." Capita glares... this isn't good.You are terrible at fighting, and you arent sure what that modern does... on the other hand you are pretty sure Iplora is the slowest and buggiest pokemon known to man. Also the run button doesnt work in trainer battles anyway.At least the battle music drowns out the skeleton music....
>>4554325You send out Reznov, the runt boxing in the air as Iplora fails to register the danger it may or may not be in.>Its slow, bury it under Comet punches till it dies!>Glare it into submission with leer to reduce its steel advantage>You arent sure its a move but maybe you can just... flip it over?
>>4554328>>You arent sure its a move but maybe you can just... flip it over?
>>4554328>Its slow, bury it under Comet punches till it dies!But we got a 77...
>>4554529When someone rolls under 5 it trumps all other rolls. Thats the nat 1 funny power.
>>4554328>Its slow, bury it under Comet punches till it dies!
Lets get some dice for comet punch then! I am sure it wont be a nat 5
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4554843Can I fuck it up again?
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"Reznov! Comet Punch!" You declare as Reznov winds up for a vicious barrage of blows.1, 2, 3, 4, 5... the bug doesnt move so Reznov keeps swinging 6, 7, 8, 9.... Blow after blow after blow lands on Iplora, buckling its metal shell.Eventually it finishes processing the fact its in danger and shudders, a small buzz echoing as it uses Struggle Bug.Reznov is pushed back by a red glow emitting from Iplora, the invisible insects within the glow charging at Reznov, pecking his body with numerous bug bits before the blast fades away."Ha, jokes on you. Iplora is protected by Norton Internet!" Capita cackles as smoke billows from the creatures modern. "Fight all you want hes protected by... ah!"Capita curses as the smoking modern catches fire, burning the software pokemon as it runs around. It seems even though the Modern can protect the pokemon, its not super reliable. Maybe you dodges a bullet not buying from her?>Finish this with Mach Punch>More Comet Punches!>Just walk away, Iplora is too slow and too on fire to do anything to you anymore.
>>4555765>>Finish this with Mach Punch
Alright lets rush this.1d100
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>>4556082Since I feel bad being slow and this is high enough I dont think anyones gonna crit, lets move on and see if more people show up later."Finish him Reznov, Mach Punch!" You shout as Restyke winds up and, with a sudden dash, smashes Iplora. The Bug gives a shout as it's smoking body is spun outta control, flying through the air like a glitchy frisbee before crashing into Capita."Ah!" The black robed marketeer is knocked over, bother trainer and pokemon knocked out.You know this is a pretty good chance to rob her... though she seems like the type to hold a grudge. If you screw her over shell probbably just keep chasing you... then again... she doesnt seem that much of a concern.You look around, noting the canyonous exterior surrounding you, as well as the ominous way the folliage is cut, haunting faces twisted into the bark... well I mean, they are faces if you squint. This is Route 10, near the Burial tower.You have two options here, well three really. You can go back in town with the wackjob sponser cultists, or you can continue forward and go to the tower proper, hey maybe you can break the curse... Or you can just hunt some pokemon here and look later.Pick 1 from both listsList A>Rob Capita of her weird tech wares>Rob capita of her luxury ball pokemon she was selling. Its not like you are breaking a friendhsip if she was selling it>Rob capita of her wallet>Leave Capita alone shes weirdList B> Return to the Town, go straight to the errand>Advance towards the burial tower, proceed to the spooky sidequest>Go search for pokemon to diversify your team, you arent even sure you can HURT a ghost right now.
>>4556283>Rob Capita of her weird tech wares>Advance towards the burial tower, proceed to the spooky sidequest
>>4556283>Rob capita of her luxury ball pokemon she was selling. Its not like you are breaking a friendhsip if she was selling it> Return to the Town, go straight to the errand
You fish through the woman's belongings, shifting through broken hardware and knock off watches to find the Luxury ball. You toss it and, with a soft celebratory ding, a large brown chest emerges from the ball.The chest opens wide, revealing sharp rows of teeth. This pokemon is a Chompest! A durable pokemon known for trickery and slow decisive strikes.... plus its a dark type, which is perfect for dealing with ghosts!Speaking of ghosts... you look at the ominous tower, forbidden ominous xylophones booming through its skull shaped windows. Whatever evil lies in there, you have to destroy it. Mostly for the clout to be honest, Parax isnt your home but Forchum sure is. And if Forchum is in danger it is up to you to fix things. Especially given you know that Blue Mark wont do it, heck they mightve been the reason for it.But first, you have to navigate through this route.(Roll a d100 to see what you find in the tall grass nat 100 is a shiny 95+ is something super rare)
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GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, POKEMON
Rolled 27 (1d100)GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, POKEMON
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Sorry guys i had a busy yesterday, and i realized i missed this, and some other important stuff for the quest We will have a big ole update soon.
You head down the path, keeping a eye out for anything dangerous, or valuable, as you walk around the ominios crop spirals as you near the entrance of the tower, a lightning bolt flashes behind the skull shaped spook center as it pulses with a ill foreboding light.There is a flicker as you see light glisten off a blue badge before a shape hurtles towards your head, your vision turning black as you feel sharp teeth pierce the back of your head.Then all you feel... is Euphoric.1/3
Your name is Resnov, you used to be called Agumon but you guess that joke already got old. Things used to be simpler, back in the old days in old country. Back in Kekkoh you were raised by a commune, part of a breeding project to create elite troops for some group called the Cult of Kek. Those experiments are what caused your bright yellow skin, unfortunately being shiny came with a cost, your ivs were subpar. Apperantly your attacks a lot lower then normal, despite your durability. So you were sold off side to some mexican named Doctor Cactus, then he traded you off to a new master.A master who currently needs your help, while you were walking you saw some grunt throw a Euphoreal at her, this Fedora pokemon drains thought to power itself! Who knew master would be vulnerable to parasitic clothing? She didn't look the type.While you watch your friend fall limp the grunt approaches, smuggly smoothing adjusting their thick rim glasses. "Well thats about a smashing success. Hahaha." He chuckles, adjusting a shiny silver beanie on his head. "Another easy nab for the boss man." Before he catches sight of you, you grab the masters new pokeball and hide, watching the man figure out how to move Master with his onions-weakened noodle arms.This is bad... bad bad! You need help.You toss the ball and with a soft jingle your new partner comes out.
You iz chompest. Maybe not later, but chompest now.You iz brave, from far way, mount moot. Walk with no leg slow, slow. Take long time, take longer when chestnapped.Youz fine, youz wanted to see new thingz and dere new thingz iz. youz winning.miztressss iz not has ugly hat on, iz being kidnapped. bad.bad things make hungry. youz double hungry. owie.youz should help, yellow gecko sayz you help to.what do?>EAT THE BASEDBOY GOY>followz dem sneaky like, youz trap you outsmartz supid humans>make distractionz, get other pokemon to helpz. or to hurtz da other peoplez>Write a name for this brave little Chompster
>>4559102>make distractionz, get other pokemon to helpz. or to hurtz da other peoplez>snappy
>>4559102>followz dem sneaky like, youz trap you outsmartz supid humans
>>4559102>make distractionz, get other pokemon to helpz. or to hurtz da other peoplez
make distractionz, get other pokemon to helpz. or to hurtz da other peoplezChompers
>>4559628>>4559551>>4559395Diz iz gud plan, you likez itz... Youz iz worldly folk so you best at this not like Resnov he is slow... slow and yellow...Not likez you.You knowz der is big enemiez in diz woodz, angry typez. Hatez colorz, Youz can use this...Rev gets to digging and yous ti spitting and ya make mud. Mud to throw at bad mans face.But how to get muds on face, you have no armz.>Youz is strongz spit with big jaw musclez>Resnovs strong too, strong and willingz. Get him to mach punch it on bad mans faceroll d100 for success for either venture. Youz iz good boy, very smarts.
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>>4559768>>4559699Youz need a strategy, he might getz mad and we might needz ta fight, zo which onez will executezAlso I still needz name, there is only two suggestionsss and no support for either.I iz unsure who i am
>>4559809>Youz is strongz spit with big jaw musclezChompers
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4559696>Youz is strongz spit with big jaw musclez
>>4559876Well looks like thats about it for this grunt. Gonna be a interesting update after dinner.
Youz get Reznov to take big pile of your black mud and pour it into your mouth, it tastez bad but you need help mistresss.You swish it, tongue all icky and smell bads but when the mud is goopy enough you spit.>Chompers has learned Gunk Shot!The blackish tar hits the badz guy square in the face, causing the man to scream."Gah this is disgusting." He mutters, whiping the black mud off his face, his face dripping in the paintlike poison."Kuku?" A small clicking is heared as flames dot the forestz, a white hood floating beneath a angry flame. The ghostlike pokemon looks at the black skinned tarman, and lookz down on the white mistress drapped unconcious in his arms and its eyes widen in alarm."KUKU!!!" The creature shouts as more fires light up around the forest. "Whoa man, what's got these Kuklux's all frazzle..." He looks down, seeing how the black stains the gunk left on his hands. "Uh oh.""KUKUKU!" The Kuklux chargez, a mass of angry white klanzman rushing the grunt, the man screaming as he disappears into the black void, leaving Mistress and Euphoreal alonez.Reznov grabz the hat and pullz it off, Mistress mumbles, unconciousss but okayz.~~~~~You are Alex Mason and apperantly you have a habit of getting injured. You wake up to Reznov and Chompers worried face, which is altogether way too many teeth to wake up to and feel comfortable."Ah... what happened." You ask?"Tyke!" Reznov explains as you nod. You dont get it."Alright." You take your phone out and check the selfie camera to see if you are injured, sure enough you spy the red puncture marks around your face. You either are about to turn into a muscular vampire (if you were only so lucky) or you got bit by a Euphoreal. "Oh fuck."You sigh, well at least you lived through it. Euphoreals are assholes but rarely do they attack woman, its too much pressure for them. Something is agiatating them, you better hurry towards the tower before people get really hurt.You march over, dodging further encounters and even picking a few berries fresh from the tree, until you approach the tower and... bizarrely its guarded.People in black turtlenecks and bright blue pins wander the outskirts of the facillity. You know these hipster shitsters well, these are Team Bluemark Replyguys, their run of the mill grunt boys.This isnt just some ghost, this is a plot! A plot by someone you don't like!You are kinda low on blood you arent good at nuance, but you are good at taking things personally. You need this scheme to fall apart. But how?>Guns blazing, charge in>You are going to need muscle, go back and get Cactus to help, also when you mentioned it allowed Chompers pointed a certain way and made a grunt sound, which sounds like he has a idea?>Sneak in, you are good at breaking into places, you were a terrorist after all
>>4560198>You are going to need muscle, go back and get Cactus to help, also when you mentioned it allowed Chompers pointed a certain way and made a grunt sound, which sounds like he has a idea?
You are going to need muscle, go back and get Cactus to help, also when you mentioned it allowed Chompers pointed a certain way and made a grunt sound, which sounds like he has a idea?
>>4560198>>You are going to need muscle, go back and get Cactus to help, also when you mentioned it allowed Chompers pointed a certain way and made a grunt sound, which sounds like he has a idea?lmao, is that kuklux pokemon really in the game?
>>4560398>>4560283You decide that, logically enough the first thing you should do is get allies. You are a expert terrorist, but you are also a coach, and the first thing you know about raising a team is NUMBERS. Ultimately the trick with morale is to ensure you have 100 troops not 4 groups of 25 so to speak.The point is, three people are not big enough. And almost more importantly Chompers seems to have a plan and you want to encourage diversive thinking.Even though you arent exactly sure if its a smart idea to be taking orders from your pokemon... well you raise pokemon you never lead them. You are sure itll be fine. Trust your partner and all that.Chompers heads to a small clearing, opposite of the hectic sounds of people running and angry clicking, and you notice burnt branches here and there, as well as ample rope dangling from the trees.This is Kukluk territory, Kuklux use the nooses to hand their eggs, when the pokemon hatches its considered "Adult" when its fire can burn the rope off and free it... if not... well Kuklux float so its not a big deal.As you approach a clearing you smell burning, seeing a burning cross and several Kuklux floating around it, the group turns to you blinking."Lan, klan." You hear as a figure floats towards you, this one robbed and carrying a long torch as he shakes the torch at you. "Lan lan."Given he is the Kuklan, he must be the Wizard, or leader of this Province. Hes not screaming so he must be somewhat okay with your presence... Chompers is right, Kukluk are one of the few nonbug type pokemon who truely Swarm... if you wanted numbers getting the Kuklan on your side is a great way to do so.>Appeal to the Kuklans sense of morality(?) Surely they hate the wretched music too? And bluemark's kidnapping ring>Hes a fire type even if hes a strong one, challenge it with chompers for dominance!>This seems like a bad idea, go just talk to Cactus first
>>4560441>This seems like a bad idea, go just talk to Cactus firstWe should borrow a water type
>>4560454Fire is super effective against rock you know
>>4560454>>4560457Oh to further clarify, Chompest is a Rock/dark type while Kuklan is mono fire.Not sure everyone has played clover. I assure you im only using FACTS and logic...Though the fact Kuklux are raised hanging from trees is ya know, fanon... that i made up.
>>4560459Fuck it then>Hes a fire type even if hes a strong one, challenge it with chompers for dominance!
Hes a fire type even if hes a strong one, challenge it with chompers for dominance! I TRUST YOU, MY CHOMPERS. ADVANCE YOUR PLAN!
>>4560441>Hes a fire type even if hes a strong one, challenge it with chompers for dominance!
You decide that, rather then appealing to morality or anything fancy, you will just challenge them to a pokebattle, that seems to be how things get done anyway. "Alright Chompers you are up!""Chomp!" Chompers springs into action as the Kuklan raises his torch, the fire burning brighter as the Wizard clicks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeBbgsvckE4You are in Combat! You know your Chompers is tough but so is the Kuklan, fortunately you have typing on it so if nothing goes wrong you can win this... but you have to be careful, fighting isnt your forte.>Get in close with Bite and keep biting>Keep your distance with Rock throw, using the type advantage to hit em harder as well.> Use Gunk shot for sheer damage output, and possibly poisoning them>Payday! If you cant use power you can use greed!
>>4561252>Keep your distance with Rock throw, using the type advantage to hit em harder as well.
Use Gunk shot for sheer damage output, and possibly poisoning them
> Use Gunk shot for sheer damage output, and possibly poisoning themI wonder if the other Kukluks will attack it if we stain its face with gunk...
>>4561404If they see you do it they can piece it together, plus the kuklux can switch sheets.
>>4561404>>4561390Roll a d100
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>>4561715This is bullying.
"Alright, poison him! Gunk shot!" You call as Chompers licks the floor, grass uprooted and disappearing in his gullet.The Kuklan takes advantage of Chompers slowness, lifting his torch wand, fire snakes from his wand, twisting into red ropes that snake around Vandesh, snapping into bindings locking Chompest in place and keeping his mouth sealed close.Chompers shudders in place, struggling against the bindings as the Kuklan raises his wand, the flame tip growing wider as he readies a attack, but as the Kuklan focus shifts from one spell to another the binding weakens.There is a snap as the chains break into embers, Chompest firing a large foul black shot, brackish dripping off the Kuklans robes. Kuklan glares, sputtering up as its pretty robes are drenched purple from the polluted mass.>Kuklan is now Poisoned.The pokemon growls, lifting its staff as the fire turns blue, the air growing cold as all heat is drawn towards the ho-Your great ball soars through the air bonking him on the head.Theres a boosh sound as he vanishes inside the ball.Wiggle...Wiggle...Its quiet, the Kulux staring in shock....Oh wait its wiggling again....And....Ding!>Kuklan has been caught!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQwr1zjWkr8>Chompest has gained 1431 experience points!Where is all this green text coming from!>Dododa! He leveled up!>Chompest would like to learn Stockpile... BUT! Chompest can only know [data corrupted] moves! Forget a move to learn Stockpile?Wha.... this never happened before the plane crash....>Adding Kuklan to the Cloverdex....With a beep your phone turns on, the Cloverdex app loading, showing a picture of Kuklan.>Because of territorial disputes involving jobs and mates, they regularly kidnap Vandash and Somboludo to lynch them. Paradoxically they only eat the burnt black parts of meat, causing them to roast their prey over a fire repeated times to maximize char. Kuklan lives in forests and woody areas.>Would you like to name your Kuklan?The Kuklux look around at eachother, unsure of what to do now their leader is gone... ignoring the green boxes you raise your arm. "I won! I am the Grand Giant now."The Kukluk look at each other, then at you. "Ku!!!!" They cheer, a new master!>You caught a Kuklux>You caught a KukluxThis goes on a bit but 4chan spamfilters catch it so lets move on...
You are a Kuklan, you were also the grand giant but you lost that.As Grand Giant you were the leader! The authority that made sure your Province was clean from the southern menace just 2 routes away.You ran a tight ship, doing what was needed to keep your nation clean... and now some weird chick with bandages on her head is in charge all thanks to some treasure chest with disgusting eating habits.The system is unfair. Oh well, that only means you have more work to do. No big deal.
You look over your party, loaded with Kuklux both domesticated and wild and in your party. You are definitely ready to beat up some grass pokemon... and maybe other pokemon too! However... as you approach the town, peeping through the glass window of the town border, you see the preachers, black hooded and holding their mobile phones like sacred tablets, look much more warry then they were before.You even see Capita standing near the pokemon center, a bandage covering her hood as she glares at a child as if little debbie was a communist consipriator.Looks like Capita woke up... might not be safe in Parax.>Go back to the town first, you need to talk to Cactus and heal>Proceed, you dont want to tangle with the capitalist cult if you dont actually have to do so>Time to use a cunning terrorist disguise to sneak in>Name your Kuklan>Do you want to learn Stockpile
Fucking based...WE ARE THE CAPTAIN NOW. Vandashlane, do we have to choose from one of those, or can we pick multiple?
>>4562366Pick whichever you want so long as they dont contradict
We will name the Kuklan 'Toast'! If Chompest doesn't forget any moves, I think we should learn Stockpile.How injured are our pokemon?
>>4562351>Go back to the town first, you need to talk to Cactus and heal>Lynchy>No
>>4562403Kuklan is unconcious and Chompest is rather singed.Reznov is untouched
>>4562408Is there a move limit?
>>4562419nah guess not
>>4562420Let's learn stockpile then.
>>4562351>Go back to the town first, you need to talk to Cactus and healname it nigger
Go back to the town first, you need to talk to Cactus and heal
Roll me a d100 for old times sakeAnd (random encounter since you have enemies in this town now)
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Rolled 85 (1d100)It's my turn to enter the fray...
You step inside, through the route border and take a deep breath, calm down, talk less, smile more, don't them have any idea what you have in store.And do NOT let that craz-"HEY ASSHOLE!" You hear a shill voice yell over the sound xylophones. You see her the purple hair bitch angrily pointing at you. "You stole my Chompest! My perfectly IV'd Chompest!" You scoff and keep walking hoping no one will notice. "Lady you are out of your mind, you are the one who challenged me to a pokemon battle.""You don't magically get the keys to a womans house from winning a pokemon battle you bloomin- H-hey dont walk away from me IM A REOCCURRING ANTAGONIST DAMMIT YOU CANT JUST SKIP THE RI-BOSS!!! BOSS SHES NOT TALKING TO ME!" You hear shrill shouting as you keep walking, just let her yap until you get your pokemon healed and then..."Hey Capita, calm down, lets just be reasonable." You hear a softer voiced man say.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDI7WzupIA4Hey wait why did the area music change? You wonder to yourself as you notice a sligtly steep stone in front of the Pokemon center, huh that's new...You step over.... wait no, no you don't your leg cant move above it for some reason, you try to go around it but its just... the rocks very steep..."Now now, hitting a little bug there?" You hear the voice again chuckle and you turn around, seeing a man in a black tshirt, brown pants, and a long red cape look at you. He smiles, and you dont see anything behind those eyes. "Sorry, glitches tend to happen around me. Nothing to serious I assure you, we can patch this up in the downloadable content... Though of course... you mightve violated some of our terms of service.So lets get that resolved first hmm?" He chuckles and you recognize that laugh... and that black shirt... this is one of BlueMark's elite! Their head honchos, the Verified... and a gymleader! Well, all of them were, after the new Champ packed the League with Bluemarks.Hes the Leader of Vitlya City, the great Paywall guarding victory road. The King of the Ruse...Todd Howard, Dragonborn."Something wrong kid? You're sweating.">N-nothings wrong, I will be happy to apologise to dear Capita for the misunderstanding>Run, run away in a random direction and never look back, no ones ever TRIED to climb these big brown rock things you bet you can.>Write in
Say hello, and offer to treat him and Capita to some curry at the pokemon center.
>>4564893+1We better not lose Chompers...
>>4564829>Run, run away in a random direction and never look back, no ones ever TRIED to climb these big brown rock things you bet you can.
"Okay guys... calm down." You say to the perfectly calm Todd and the perfectly not calm Capita. "Lets just talk this over dinner? I'll pay.""Do you think food can solve this?" Capita stamps her foot down. "I have Hellofresh you kn-.""Now now, Capita, relax. She's not going anywhere, the framerates too low for that... No sense in spoiling a victory." Todd nods and you match his motion."Yeah, theres this great place in the Pokemo-""Ah that won't be necessary." Todd interrupts, "The Center seems a bit preoccupied, would hate to trouble them. Besides I have a better venue for your wallet.""Okay...?" You say as you follow Todd and Capita, not like you have much choice anymore.You blink as you come to a bright red sign. "Tomboy Outback steakhouse? Is this some kind of joke?" Your hand clenches despite itself. "What are you trying to say.""What I am trying to say, valued customer, is that I will be having a nice steak dinner, and you will be paying for it. As promised." Todd says glaring at you. "This is a mining town, we will eat like they do.""Um boss, Outback is australlian, not texan." Capita says as Todd waves his hand."No matter."~~~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDxLDLW6m6YThe sounds of sizzling steaks and tempers cuts through the fake wooden walls of the building, a waitress finding a table for the three of you near a window."So..." Todd says pulling a piece of his Blushing Onion and dipping it into the orange sauce. "It appears you never paid for your Chompest. Likely a miscommunication on our part, but... now that you are here we can correct that.""So you can pay for the pokemon now, or hand it over. Your choice.""...How much?" You ask cautiously."7000 Pokedollars." Todd answers as you gulp. T-thats a lot.In gamer terms thats 60 dollars, which is a decent chunk of change, for a person who recovered from the hospital THAT DAY with no finances however, that happened to be ALL your money."What do you do?>Write in
>>456582960 dollars for a chompest?! That's highway robbery!"Actually, I happen to be a pokemon trainer by the way. You could give me a Spookster, and I could return you a Spookzilla... if you're willing to invest the time. I'm sure that's much more worth it than 7000 pokedollars."
Oh to clarify 7000 is the cost of one bethesda game, or of course, 35 pokeballs
"Actually, I happen to be a pokemon trainer by the way. You could give me a Spookster, and I could return you a Spookzilla... if you're willing to invest the time. I'm sure that's much more worth it than 7000 pokedollars."
"Actually, I happen to be a pokemon trainer by the way. You could give me a Spookster, and I could return you a Spookzilla... if you're willing to invest the time. I'm sure that's much more worth it than 7000 pokedollars. I could even give you half of the money in my pocket as collateral.
You nod... you cant exactly afford that. "Well can I work it off? I am a proffessional trainer after all.""So is Capita." Todd says pointing at the woman angrily tearing through her strip steak."I mean... yeah... but I am a ACTUAL Trainer. Like a coach or something. If you give me a Spookster I could get you a Spookzilla, thats worth more then 7000 poke. So it's not a ba-""Ma'am." Todd leans forward. "I am a Dragon trainer. Why would I want a ghost type?""...it has Zilla in its name?""Not good enough." Todd says sighing. "But, I suppose we can come to something... Capita.""Mmpf?" Capita looks up, meat juice and sauce dribbling from her mouth."Do you have any other pokemon you need raised? Since, you know, Alex is offering.""Hmm..." She pulls out her phone and flips through it."Yeah we just caught this thing."She pulls out a red pokeball, a yellow "China" sticker peeling from it. With a soft toss the ball cracks open, a small white robot like thing looking up from you, arrows dangling from its antenna. "Le based?" The Upbote says, red arrow pointing up. "Upbotes tend to be rather nervous creatures, and this ones Emergency Exit is no different." Todd says, slathering a piece of free bread with butter. "Make it a viable force in any team with that, and you can keep Chompest, for colattoral I'll take... your pokedex." Todd smiles. "So? I think its a fair enough deal.">Write in
>>4566782Smile confidently at him and tell him he's got a deal
Chompest is our KING. This is an acceptable deal, having gained two pokemon, as well as the Kuklan that Chompest beat up.
"You have a deal." You sigh, and give a smile as Todd shakes your hand, handing the Upbote to you."Good luck kid. Capita will keep in touch." He picks up your pokedex, dangling the red machine between his fingers. "But for now though... this is mine."His hands grip the table as he rises. Capita, noticing her bosses departure, swallows, wiping red sauce from her lips to her robe. "Hey wait up!"She stumbles after him, turning around to glare at you. "This isnt over!" She shuts the door, ending the scene.You sigh. That was exhausting, and you hate having to help Bluemark in any way, but at least you can ruin their plans in the Burial Tower...The bill lands on your table. 9-9000 dollars?"Ah fucks wrong with you?" The waitress says looking at the bill. "Ah yeah that purple haired chick ordered a lot of sides."You got set up! You flip through the scant 3 bills in your wallet, the smug face of Donald Trump and Michael Jordan seeming to mock you. "Bummer...' She says looking at your empty wallet. "Well looks like its dish duty for you." The waitress sighs, gripping your chair and dragging it away to the kitchen."Noooooooooo" You scream, but no one answers...
And so the terrorist, who had cheated death in the wreckage of Memes Inc, was herself cheated, and the Tomboy Outback Steakhouse was forever changed.Pokemon, Pokemon never changes.>This is the conclusion of Pokemon clover>Please look forward and preorder my upcoming release: Pokemon Clover 2: Tomboy Outback, for a svelt 40 dollars, it comes complete with a canvas bag and a genuine cd case that doesnt hold the cd, but could if you actually buy one.
>Be le Upbote>Not have nickname, Foreveralone>Notice oil floats over rain>Covers self in oil>Raindance.jpg>Begins using Fly for Free>Problem?>Actually big problem, dont have le mask badge>Begin falling > le viva la vida plays> still falling, getting board> Opens favorite website r/dankmemes> tfwnomessages> face when rage comix replaced by pogface> le angry> falls in ocean> still covered in oil> cant drown> lands on le shore, captured by cultists> Spend 5 years in bitcoin mine for saying Cope> Problem?> Wakes up, now working for hot tradwife tomboy master> le challenge accepted>Nickname
Well i hope you guys had fun, we are now archived, go vote.There will not be a clover 2 right now because i got a final on friday and im bad at math, but next week I'll have a big free schedule.
>>4568479Rebbot or 80084