Let's name Kuklan, Toasty! We shall visit the red Obese man! Chompers is very based.

>>4581890
Name the Kuklan Lynchie

>>4581890
>>The birthday girl

>>4581890
Lynchie

>The birthday girl

>>4581890
>>The birthday girl

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Its hard to not notice the grease sticking from the fat guys, better to pick something a little easier. You head over to the birthday party, a girl swinging her legs over the stool she is balanced on.

The girl laughs, sipping a soda as she turns to your, her face reddish as she gives a cocksure grin. "Oi, ya da waitress or somefin." She tilts her head, slurping her drink. "Aint ya Tomboy tarts supposed to be big blushin bimbos or whatnot? Ya flat as a board." She waves her arms over her chest as she giggles.

"Um... Eighties, sweetheart, please be nice." Her mom says, a frown on her slightly wrinkled face.

"I can be as rude as I want! I'm payin her aint I? She shouldn't give two licks about attidute if shes got the dosh innit rite?" She turns to you, belching slightly from the bubbles in the drink.

>Tell her off in tomboy fashion
>Ignore her and take her order, you ARE in it for the money
>Argue with her. She isnt fucking paying you, her parents are. What the fuck kinda scottish shit is she on?

>>4582559
>>Tell her off in tomboy fashion

>>4582559
>>Ignore her and take her order, you ARE in it for the money

>>4582559
>>Argue with her. She isnt fucking paying you, her parents are. What the fuck kinda scottish shit is she on?

>>4582559
>Tell her off in tomboy fashion

Tell her off in tomboy fashion, this is what they paid for right?

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>>4582560
>>4582641
>>4582648
You roll your eyes. "I ain't one of ya Unovan tarts ya can push around pintsize." You say pulling out a notepad. "Now what's ya order Birthday girl? We don't sell attitude."

Eighties glares at you, hands slamming on the table. "Oi ya think ya can act all cheeky cause ya tall? News flash ya wrinkly old animago hag, I'm Galarian, an if ya think my rerendered boot can't fit up ya 2 dimensional ass ya got anuffa fin comin ya second hand sprite shit stain."

She grins, holding up a pokeball. "I'll have ya know im ten years old naw, an dat means I'm legally old enough to tan ya egirl ass. So we havin a match or what?"

You look to her parents, a eyebrow raised. The father just sighs and points to a special on the menu. C-complimentary pokemon battles?! And if you lose you have to call the winner Pogchamp? Who wrote these trash rules?

You are a elite terrorist damnit! You are not some Tsundere waifu bout to lose to a little girl.

"Alright ya own kiddie kilty."

>Lead with Reznov, hes relliable and durable
>Lead with Chompers you gonna grind this school girl to dust
>Lead with Lynchy, see what he can do
>Lead with l33t, you gotta train this dude anyway.

Lead with Chompers, you gonna grind this school girl to dust

>>4582671
>Lead with Chompers you gonna grind this school girl to dust

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"Eat this." You toss the luxury ball in the air, the Chompest emerging with a cry, his body glittering with the false allure of sweet loot. "Lets have your first pokemon battle be your last."

"Oh look at ya liddle box, what's the matter? Ya ta poor for the voltorb so ya bought ya pokemon at a luggage store? Ya a waitress or a pirate? HAH! Chompest." She tosses her pokeball. "Polossus, take em down."

"Pollll..." A large giant of a beast emerges from the ball, the behemoth smelling thickly of diesel and dirt and... piss? God what kinda godawful place could this pokemon have come from.

You reach over to check your pokedex but wait, that's right. You don't got one anymore.

All you know is the damn things built like a megaman boss and smells like shit. And its way bigger then little Chompers.

Isn't this kid 10? How'd the little tart nab a Pollossus ALREADY?


>Stockpile, spitting stuff always worked before!
>You have never failed with Gunkshot, granted you tried it once, and it has type advantage on it now but FUCK IT
>Bite its ass

>Write in

>>4582822
>>Stockpile, spitting stuff always worked before!

Stockpile, spitting stuff always worked before!

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Roll me some d100s for swishing

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4583097

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4583097

Rolled 1 (1d100)

GOOOO MY LITTLE CHOMPCHAMPCHOP

>>4583244

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Alright you got this, Chompers is a little slow but durable so you just gotta build up some power and-

"Polossus, Powerpunch da purse." Eighties says as the giant lifts its fist and crushes Chumpers under 4x damage.

The ground rattles from the blow as Chompers is knocked over, knocked flat out. And to add insult to injury, Polossus's attack stat raises one level.

"Hows that ya second place slut?" Eighties laughs. "Looks whose pintsized now?" She snickers, getting all too cocky for a ten year old metaphor for a switch game.

>Switch out to a new pokemon

>>4583314
Toss in L33t.
If he's got any decent Psychic moves at all, this should be cake.

>>4583314
Lynchy

>>4583340
Seconding

L33t, PSYCHIC POWAH

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You don't got a plan, hard to admit but you sortof just assumed Chompers would effortless sweep this twerp and you can call it a day.

Turns out, not so simple... and on Christmas too! Sprucifex did not get the ghost type for this bullshit.

Alright you get 3 shots... lets go for type advantage this time! That might work right?

You send out Upbote, the teeny little white pokemon a spec on the sea of smelly Polossus skin.

"le cringe! Onion!" l33t waves his teeny hands in excitement.

From what you remember l33t has emergency exit, so that can play a problem... you arent sure what else the dude is capable of... especially since ya know, you dont have the pokedex anymore. Guess ya gotta WING IT!

>No time to play slow and steady, throw some psychic stuff
>Do something defensive
>Do your best?

You really wish you could talk to pokemon or something.

"Uh oh! Stinky!" l33t says, the blue arrow glowing as he points at the Polossus.

Or speak reddit.

>>4584025
>>No time to play slow and steady, throw some psychic stuff

>>4584025
>No time to play slow and steady, throw some psychic stuff
Time for an epic gamer moment.

>>4584075
>>4584050
d100

Rolled 33 (1d100)

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4584191

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4584191

callin it, writing

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l33t dances around the behemoths fists. Chirping away in its shrill gloating bits and beeps.

The Polossus growls winding a arm back for another powerpunch when l33t sees his shot.

"le fusion! Fu shion!" The upbote cries, his antenna spinning, a swirly haze of pulsating reds and blues shimmering from the spinning glowing antenna.

"Poooooo.... " Polossus stumbles backwards, disoriented from the confusion, his punch goes wide, cracking into the wooden floor.

"Damnit! Get ya shit tagether ya smelly oaf!" Eighties yelled up at the perplexed Polossus.


Nows your chance

>Use your finisher!
>Use confusion again!
>Something else who knows!

>>4585000
>Use your finisher!

>>4585000
>>Use your finisher!

Roll the finisher!

I am gonna do it! I am gonna update twice in a day! BELIEVE IN ME!

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4585078

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4585078

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4585078

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4585078

Calling it here before anyone rolls a 2

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>>4585314
"Alright Polossus, lets finish this, hit em with a mudshot." Eighties calls as Polossus's body glows, shots of brownish muck being expelled from its body and hurtling towards Upbote.

"C-cr-criiiiiiinge!" Upbote cries as a shot hits him square in the face.

"HAH! What now ya little... shiet." Eighties reverie is interupted as she noticed the read light beeping from the pile of gunk Upbote was buried under.

>l33t used Copycat!

Mud bubbled as Upbote rose in the air, blueish psychic energy levitating the little memer as his eyes flashed red. "Up.... "

Follwoing the pokemon the mud also rose, forming around Upbote into a small fascimile of the smelly giant.

>l33t used Mud Shot

The fake polossus roared. "Le ORIGINAL! NO STEAL! ME GUSTA!" l33tossus roars as its body breaks off into bits of filth, flying towards Polossus who grunted as it was smashed by its own debris.

"Pooo..." Polossus groaned, hanging on by a thread.

"Alright Polossus! Switch out!" Eighties yells as suddenly the giant vanished back into Eighties pokeball. Eighties grinned. "Alright, you aren't complete shite. But lets see if..."

"Eighters Mary Ann Webster!" The mother interrupted, hands on the table. "We gave that ta ya for ya birthday on the PROMISE ya would only use dat pokemon in a serious situations."

"Ma! Dis is a serious situation." Eighties whined, glaring back at her mom.

"Serious situation? Ya off ya rockers? Whats the danger? Ya little ego gonna be bruised cause ya lost ya first match. Ah boohoo, ya scottish, if we didnt lose we'd not have the union jack tattoed on our metaphorical arse. Now apologize ta the waitress."

"Daaaad Mom won't let me use may pokemon." Eighties turned to her father for support, the spectaled man not lifting his eyes off his phone.

"Listen to your mother dear." The dad intoned, before continuing to ignore the conversation.

"Dis isn't over ya-" Eightiers started before her mom coughed. "Nice waitress lady. I will have my rematch in a respectable gently fashion without my family holding your hand. Then imma kick ya arse." She glowered at you.


>Gloat in her face, she lost
>Accept her challenge of a rematch, you arent going back to this resturant but who knows, maybe shell encounter you later.
>SO! Orders?

>>4585403
>SO! Orders?

>>4585403
>>SO! Orders?

>>4585403
>>Gloat in her face, she lost

SO! Orders?

>>4585403
>>SO! Orders?

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You sigh. 'Look, I am just the waitress, I am not even SUPPOSED to be the waitress, what I am is broke. So can we please move on from who called who what, and just give me your orders so I can do my last table and go home?"

Eighties blinks. "Oh um... sure thing, give me un, the spicy tendies and a Coke."

"We don't got coke, we only have pepsi."

"Alright a pepsi who fuckin cares?" Eighties sighs as her parents finish their order.

The rest of the day goes by like clockwork, Eighties stops being a asshole, you give them their plate, get your tip, and finally! You are back outside.

The sun, its blinding, you feel practically institutionalized from all that tedious bullshit, but FINALLY you go and heal your pokemon.

NOW you can go back to trying to take down the Buriel Tower and turn off that godawful music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvNdJsBKDiM

Sigh... there it goes again.

>Fuck it, you dont even care about the tower anymore, or whatever dumb kidnapping scheme they have, you got kidnapped, just get out of town and go to that Safari Zone and finish delivering this package.

>You are going to go over to the burial tower, and by god you are going to BREAK it if you have to. You have a lot of pent up anger and you are about to take it out on the dead.

>You were here to get more allies and by god your gonna fuckin do that. Go to Cactus's house and get his help like you meant to.

>Write in

You were here to get more allies and by god your gonna fuckin do that. Go to Cactus's house and get his help like you meant to.

>>4586201
>>You were here to get more allies and by god your gonna fuckin do that. Go to Cactus's house and get his help like you meant to.

>>4586201
>You were here to get more allies and by god your gonna fuckin do that. Go to Cactus's house and get his help like you meant to.

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>>4586486
>>4586375
>>4586302

You are not going to get dissuaded, even though it seems like the world is plotting against you (And lets review, within this day youve just gotten outta of the hospital, youve been kidnapped, robbed, first into indentured servitude, and a kid called ya mean words ya aint exactly raking in good fortune today), you are going to plot harder. And you are going to be a LOT BETTER AT IT then the planet because you are ALEX FUCKING MASON AND WHEN DUTY CALLS YA FUCKING ANSWER IT!

BLACK OPS.

You march over to Professor Cactus's house, even though its like 9pm you are going to get his help. It isn't like you were going to discuss raiding a Team Blue Mark in broad daylight anywho. You have been having a bad day, thats fine, you are just going to get this quickly marked off, do some training, then go to bed and tomorrow you are going to celebrate Gibsmas and burn down a cementary... shit where do you sleep? Fuck it you'll figure that out later, your a terrorist maybe ya can bum a spare bed from Cactus or just break into a mans house.

You open the door. "Professor? I need to talk to you about something."

The balding proffessor turns around, seated at his fancy interview couch where he asked you about your hopes and dreams. Cactus smiles. "Oh sure thing, bit late in the day but I was just about wrapped up giving this girl her first pokemon." He tilts his body and you see... no nonono.

It's that piece of shit from the Steakhouse.

Eighties looks up from her new pokeball and scowls at you. "Hey! What are ya doing here? Ya don't even work at Tomboys ya cant be doin home deliveries."

This is a joke, your life is a joke.

>"So Professor I need some help", ignore her, you arent being paid at all, much less to babysit
>Shithead or not, her Polossus was pretty tough, try to get her to help with the Burial Tower raid
>You are a adult, and a trained terrorist, pick her up and drop her outside then lock the door.

>>4586563
>>Shithead or not, her Polossus was pretty tough, try to get her to help with the Burial Tower raid

>>4586563
>>>Shithead or not, her Polossus was pretty tough, try to get her to help with the Burial Tower raid

"So Professor I need some help", ignore her, you arent being paid at all, much less to babysit

>>4586563
>Shithead or not, her Polossus was pretty tough, try to get her to help with the Burial Tower raid

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You sigh, you guess Eighties should hear this. You don't like them, but they are a tough fighter. "Alright look, I am trying to break into the Burial Tower and need help." You say addressing the room.

"Eh wots that?" Eighties said, tilting her head. "Hells a Burial tower?"

"...Do you not have giant multi story mass graves?" You are shocked as Eighties shakes her head no. What DO they have in Galar?

"Okay look, heres the thing. Seems like Team Blue Mark took over that place, they have guards everywhere, I do not know what they are doing there but given the awful music it has to be bad. Plus it seems to have worried Reznov." You remember how panicked your Reptyke was when you came to.

"So I just got my pokedex and ya want me to break into a giant tomb and fight the local goverment." Eighties said with a raised eyebrow.

"The Federal Goverment, and its illegitimate anyway so it doesnt count." You interrupt, Cactus just watching onwards. "It's not breaking the law if they can't actually pass a law."

Eighties snorts. "Alright mate, ya convinced me. I am in."

Well that is one down. "What about you Cactus?"

"Hmm... well I can't go out and about too much with the bum leg, plus we Professors aren't supposed to be involved in politics." You decide not to tell him that your old boss kidnapped Stump. "However I can't have you guys getting yourself killed. I might be able to lend you some of my supplies." He walks to his shelf and hands you a case of medical herbs. "Use these if things get a bit rough."

>Hey thanks
>Dont take it, you dont wanna get Cactus in trouble if things go south
>Thank you, and look, I need somewhere to sleep tonight do you know a place?

>>4587465
>Thank you, and look, I need somewhere to sleep tonight do you know a place?

Thank you, and look, I need somewhere to sleep tonight do you know a place?

>>4587465
>>Thank you, and look, I need somewhere to sleep tonight do you know a place?

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"Thanks." You take the herbs gladly. After all, so far you've been broke and ill prepared. These herbs might solve either.

"While we are here, is there anywhere you know I can sleep? A hotel? A vacant lot?"

Cactus thinks. "Hmm there's the Room Motel, it can be a might... strange, mostly occupied by psychics and ghosts. But I suppose its a bit fancier then the Pokemon Center."

The Center is right out, at least for now. You need a ID card to use its housing and you are wanted. Fortunately the center's nurses operate with less oversight (and could afford to, given what Center Central had access to).

"Lastly... well if you are looking for some vacancies, theres a abandoned house, its better then nothing if your penniless, but I can not say for sure how safe it is."

Well you were hoping hed let you borrow a hospital bed but guess you aren't there yet.

You thank Cactus and head off, you aren't gonna go sleep just yet after all.

You are a Trainer, you made a whole big thing about being one, yet you havent done any TRAINING!

And by Clovenix you are going to get some training in before you break into a secure base.

You have 2 training actions! Who benefits from your first!
>Reznov
>Chompers
>Lynchy
>l33t

>>4588760
>Reznov
>L33t

>>4588760
>Resnov
>l33t

l33t
Chompers

>>4588760
>Reznov
>L33t

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You decide that, the first pokemon you should train is... well your first pokemon!

You send out Reznov, the bright yellow beast looking around the area as he waves at you.

"Reptyke!" The pokemon says as you nod. Yup. A perfectly normal Reptyke.

From what you recall, Reptykes are fighting pokemon that evolve into dragons. Which is cool, dragons are cool... but you recall they arent actually a very strong offensive fighter. Which is odd for a Reptyke... somethings fishy here...

Eh. You're tired. What to focus on.

>SPEED! Reznovs durable if you make them fast as well they can do stall!
>Something with odd typing to hurt ghosts... maybe a fire move?
>They evolve into a dragon right, lets focus on dragon things!
>Pure offense, to sure up their weak initial offense
>Since Reznov is durable lets get some stall techniques in

>>4589405
>SPEED! Reznovs durable if you make them fast as well they can do stall!
big fastness

Since Reznov is durable lets get some stall techniques in

>>4589405
>>Pure offense, to sure up their weak initial offense
From what I recall, Reznov and his evos can be pretty based if he has enough speed to OHKO.
Which nature do our mons have?

>>4589405
>SPEED! Reznovs durable if you make them fast as well they can do stall!

>>4590281
Ive never seen you guys so divided.
d100 for speed

>>4590015
Lets see
Reznov is Adamant
Chompers Impish
Lynchy is Mild
l33t is sassy

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4590596

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4590596

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4590596

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Reznov is a small bundle of spunk, and if you can get him as good at footwork as he is staying on his toes, you got yourself a pinch hitter.

You set up the field getting several rocks and painting a red stone. Reznov has to pick up the stones and throw them, and hes timed on this. After a few runs of this he gets very good at ducking, able to bob under even as he runs.

What you arent looking for is a top speed, Reznov is a fighter not a jogger, the point is to mantain speed while cornering and adjusting over obstacles. And you manage that.

In fact as you do so Reznov shows off not one, but two moves using the agillity!

>Reznov learned Mach Punch!
>Reznov learned Bullet Punch!

l33ts a more tricky case. You approach the floating white wonder, the pokemon waving his arms wildly. "le me, le me! Pickpepe! Pumparum! You! you! mad!" The pokemon sings.

You... you don't understand kids. You barely understand Gloria and she talks!

>Focus on straight psychic stuff, l33ts a psychic type, never can go wrong with fire power
>Focus on being able to CONTROL Emergency exit, its a powerful skill if you can ensure it wont immediately backfire
>That copycat l33t used was interesting, what other whacky moves does he have? Just have them go around doing stuff to figure out what you are actually working with here.
>You have Capita's number and shes technically the client (Though shes mostly just a bitch), figure out what SHE wants from the pokemon first.

>>4592156
>>Focus on straight psychic stuff, l33ts a psychic type, never can go wrong with fire power

>>4592156
>Focus on straight psychic stuff, l33ts a psychic type, never can go wrong with fire power

>>4592294
>>4592405
Sure, d100 it

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4592525

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4592525

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>>4592563
>>4592548
W-wha?

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>>4592571
We were blessed by Todd

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"Alright l33t." You look down at the weird little baby thing. "I don't know shit about you, so we are going to stick to old reliable for now. A defense without offense can be ignored. A offense without defense is a threat that can be quickly handled, BUT a threat nonetheless. I don't see you as a status pokemon, so instead of deriving threat from toxic and leech seed, we are going to stick to raw damage. We get that established, we will move onto sweeper tactics. Do you understand?"

"...poggers?" The pokemon looks up at you, eyes bright.

You sigh. "Yes, Poggers."

You have l33t practice by squaring off with Chompers, who is supposed to go around barking at the Upbote until it musters something heavy.

l33t cant actually HURT Chompers, not because Chompers is all that powerful, but because Chompers is a dark type so the damage should wash off like water on a duck.

That said...

"Up!" l33t yelps, running away from the snarling Chompest chasing him.

The fact that it cant hurt Chompers also prevents Upbote from being that motivated.

"l33t, go for the ground not Chompers, hit the earth until Chompers cant climb out!" You yell back as Upbotes red arrow blinks excitedly.

"Chompz?" Chompers asks as l33t turns around, a large psionic ball of energy forming... The ball crackles with power, getting wider and wider until it fires

"Chomp!" Chompers gulped as the giant orb of mental madness smashed not into, but through Chompers, burrowing deep into the ground.

"Cha-chooooomp!" Chompers groaned as gravity sends it hurtly down the 20 foot hole where it used to stand.

>l33t learned Psycho Boost!
>A Secret base has been created!

A-a secret base? You look at the underground hole. In the floor? Not on a quirky looking tree or funny rock?

Huh. You guess if you dig deep enough it counts. Pretty handy... Especially how late it is.

You really need to go to bed.

>Go check out that Secret Base, get some camping gear with your savings, and you have a place to sleep! And its SECRET!
>Go check out that weird Trick Motel Cactus recommended (Well stated was the only option). Surely it cant be that weird
>Go check out that weird abandoned building in the far south of town. It must have a free bed, at least if you beat enough crackwhores

>>4592815
>Go check out that weird Trick Motel Cactus recommended (Well stated was the only option). Surely it cant be that weird
Sleeping in a hole sounds great and all, but let's not.

>>4592815
>Go check out that Secret Base, get some camping gear with your savings, and you have a place to sleep! And its SECRET!

floor gang

>>4592815
>>Go check out that weird Trick Motel Cactus recommended (Well stated was the only option). Surely it cant be that weird

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>>4592877
>>4592827
You decide that, while being able to set up secret bases is incredibly useful... you dont have any secret base gear, funds, or l33t even. Hes technically a product not a partner, and while you dont HATE the little autismo, you cant rely on him for sleeping arrangements since you have to send him back.

Its sad but your reputation AND your pokedex is on the line, and you care about... one of those things.

You head back to the town, saying hi to the guard again, and you follow the directions to...
Wait this is just a normal house, its not a motel at all, dont motels have like, the stench of discount crime attached to them?

Maybe its just a AirBnB? You open the door and... no its a motel. It has everything, the dull goldish brown carpet, the oran berry infused water dispenser, a keurig machine where you have to buy the coffee at the register...

It also happens that the coffe machine is on the ceiling, the desk is on the walls and your door is bent at a ninety degree angle.

You turn your head and your vision moves the wrong way.

"Ah, apologies, new visitor. I'm sorry for the disorientation." The Receptionist, a dull balding man whose cheeks drooped more then their mustache, says with a apologetic smile. "The Trick Motel specializes in psychic clientele, we have Wonder Rooms, Trick Rooms, and Magic Room, we even have tutors to teach all 3." The receptionist rubs the back of his head. "Sometimes all three of them blend together. What level room do you want?"

"Level?"

"Ah, the more expensive rooms have better psionic dampeners, that can be adjusted to better correlate the room. It makes for good training... if you can afford it."

You cant.

You set your things down, sitting in a bed on the ceiling of a room where the light comes from the windows and a curtain is drawn over the lamp. You are pretty exhaused, and comprehending this place only makes you tireder.

>Get some training in, its a weird psychic room! Maybe you can learn one of the room moves.
>Go watch tv.
>Go to bed to be up and early for the big raid

>>4592856
Ceiling Gang

Go to bed to be up and early for the big raid

>>4593606
>>Go watch tv.

>>4593606
>Go to bed to be up and early for the big raid

>>4593606
Sad thing our bros can't learn Trickroom.

>>4593606
>Go to bed to be up and early for the big raid

>>4594301
All things are possible through jesus.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

I wanted to do a rng random encounter thing but because i dillied enough ill just roll once myself.

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You go to bed, and as your conscious slips to dreamland you feel cold... You shiver, even though you do not wake. You find yourself atop a mountain, with nothing more crumbling ash and dust of a half finished statue. The dust blows and from the direction of the crumbling spire you see a large spire of bone and evil... The Burial Tower.

"Beware...." You feel more then hear, a dull sputtering, as if rocks are falling to the floor. There is a flash of lighting. "The 4th, Corpse Watcher, sits atop a throne of lives."

You look around, lightning flashes accross the tower and you swear you see a flash of a green hat.

"What is dead may still fight. Do not think yourself invincible. I did."


You wake up... well that was.. ominous... but helpful! Its nice to have SOMEONE looking out for you.

~~~~~~~~

You go straight through through the route, its a lot easier to avoid wild pokemon when you are the grand titan, you practically OWN this Route.

After a leisurely stroll, you arrive at the entrance with Gloria, watching from behind the bushes the spooky tower.

"Alright so, we can probbably can get the Kuklux to stage a distraction, then we can break in and make our way up."

"But... why?" Gloria says. "Why dont we just charge in? Or set the building on fire."

"Well its a grave tower, we cant burn a graveyard, it aint right." Gloria shrugs.

"Aight, can we climb it? I know Polossus could."

...Can you climb it?

>Solid Snake it! Lets be sneaky, stage a distraction and infiltrate
>Die Hard it! Go in hard, then sneak up in the chaos, then go hard again when you gain. Bob and weave.
>King Kong it, climb the tower.

>Solid Snake it! Lets be sneaky, stage a distraction and infiltrate

>>4594718
>>Solid Snake it! Lets be sneaky, stage a distraction and infiltrate

>>4594718
>Solid Snake it! Lets be sneaky, stage a distraction and infiltrate
We just have to control the clap of our ass cheeks.

>>4594855
>>4594792
>>4594791
d100

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4594857
rolling

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4594857

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4594857

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4594857

>>4594718
>Gloria
Isn't her name Eighties?

>>4595311
What if the Polossus was named Gloria? And can talk?

>>4595314
It didn't talk during the restaurant fight and Eighties has always called it Polossus.

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I heard some people actually update their games.
Yeah that sounded fake too.

You give the signal to Lynchy, who gives the signal to the klan and a large swarm of Kuklux head over to the entrance, setting up a collection of large wooden crosses.

"Hey wait, you cant do that! That's problematic!" Several grunts rush out to stop the Kuklux, allowing you to slip in.

The dull chill of the xylophones are extra loud now, a Jukebox in the center of the room engulfed in a spooky aura. Alright, if you know how being a criminal works, and you do. The only way to stop this will be at either the tallest or lowest floor, and there is no basement so you are going up.

You head up, shuffling around the stairs until you hear a gasp, followed by the umistakable sound of a dropped coffe.

"Intruder!" The man yells to the empty floor, his fellow guards out stuck dealing with the Kuklux. The man looks around before turning around to run.

"Aww nae ya down mate." Eighties says, dropping her poke ball and running up.

With a quick kick the ball soars through the air, smacking him right in the head.

"Gah! Like, harsh dude." The man groans. "Fine I'll fight you or whatever."

"I got this pissant! You go on on ahead!" Eighties says as you run off.

>Eighties left the party!

Roll me a d100 to keep sneaking up.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4595633

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4595633

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4595633

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With the bottom floor out of the way you are able to scale the place much faster and with much greater stealthiness. You dodge behind gravestones, leap around guards, nice and easy... you also note the guards arent alone.

Accompanying the grunts are skeletons. The spooky undead watching the halls with their scary socketless eyes. You manage to move past even their own scary gaze until you come across a ring, a glowing white sigil in the center.

You recognize these from discussions with some of the psychic squadmates you have. This is a Convergence, essentially by using weird ghost magic in a place with enough "poke power" you can create a area thats warded from danger its a safe zone. And such safe zone can be used to heal pokemon. Which wouldve been useful if any of your pokemon were hurt...

But its also useful to Bluemark. Maybe you should destory it to cut a resource from the enemy. A good medium could simply fix it later. But that might not be exactly ethical, and maybe Eightes will need it.

>Break it
>Spare it

>>4595959
>Spare it
Its more probable that we will need it

>>4595959
>Spare it
Better to stay off the locals bad side.

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You decided not to risk it, if its here it has to be important, locals aside, there might be a boss fight or something ahead.

You head up the stairs and walk right into a boss fight or something.

Within the sixth floor, is a large empty chamber, to figures sitting in front of the stairs, no way to sneak past them. Plus they already saw you.

"Alex Mason I presume?" The figure on the left says as the one on the right chuckles.
"If so then we were expecting you."

"To make us wait is very rude."
"So nothing left but to face your doom."

"To protect the Leaders machinations."
"With the power of our Labyrinth creation"
"To denounce the evils of the cringe and seethe."
"To give the enemy a final peace."

"Para" One of them poses, a bright orange suit decorating him.
"Dox" The other poses, a green suit.

"Paradox Brothers, standing stronger then a wall"
"Surrender now or prepare to take a fall!"

"Bucklitt! That's right!" A small silver bucket pokemon announces in front of them.

"Paradox Brothers." You glare at them. "I should have guessed you were behind this."

You remember the Paradox Brothers well, elite Verified of Team Blue Mark, they spend most of their time managing the dirty work of other admins, such as the Moderators like Todd Howard. You've faced them down a few times back in your Anonymous days... like, last week in fact.

"This our scheme? Don't be dumb"
"We are just helping a fellow chum." The duo laughs, the Bucklitt snickering.

"And Boss man says no one crashes the show! And last I check, ya fresh outta goons pal." The Bucklitt cackles.

"There is two of us, that is true." Para nods.
"And yet I see only one of you."

"COUNT AGAIN YA GOLBAT NIBBLING SEUSS NOVELS!" You hear a shout from behind. Eighties stumbles forward, blood dribbling on her chin from a busted lip. Shes dragging a sword and you are not sure where she got it.

"Ya think ya so smug don'tcha, with your quriky little rhyme scheme, oi look at me im so special cause im a knockoff of me own brother well la di fuckin da. I don give a halfwit about ya twirlin asses." Eighties banged her chest, her hands bruised from whatever the hell she went through downstairs (You suspect she just ran through everything you were stealthing around) "I'm Eighties Motherfuckin Iwata, and I'm the pogchamp in these parts. An if ya thinkin ya got it easy with ya little double battle gimmick nonsense ya got two things coming, and both of em are my fists."

"...Yeah!" You nod, you didnt really get all that, but it seemed like a nice speech. "Shut up and lets get to battling."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFIlVjClME4&list=PLg5GE8zOaU-HMvyA5lxGmifHfKsXYkD51&index=57

>Who leads?
Chompers
l33t
Lynchy
Reznov

You know that Para uses Mirrorstine and Dox uses Jarape. Jarape hits hard and Mirrostine is durable so they got a sword and shield thing going.

>>4596258
>Reznov
Lets aim to take down that Jarape if he sends it out first and maybe bait out a psychic type (maybe Paradox brothers have them) and see if Chompers can get a free switch a few turns in or something.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4596351

>>4596258
>Reznov

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4596258
>Chompers

>>4596351
>>4596390
Guys think again, Reznov is an easy prey to that ghost type Mirrostine, which together with Jarape have access to Psychic type moves

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4596258
>Chompers

Rolled 69 (1d100)

Chompers

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You and Eighties pokeballs go swish, Reznov and Polossus emerging to fend off the dynamic duo.

Since we already got rolls in early we will skip called them... but I still need some strategies!

>Hit the Jarape first with some offense
>Hit the ghost
>Play defensive, let Polossus hit em hard.

You arent sure if Reznov has anything that HITS ghosts but... who knows l33t surprised you. Chompers suprised you, maybe Reznov can too

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4596641
>Hit the Jarape first with some offense
I thought Chompers won but anyway, Jarape is a rock type so we have a chsnce of damaging him

>>4596974
Oh it technically tied at the last moment, the person qho did the only numbers quoted a vote for reznov so it was 3 to 3

oh wait the same guy posted twice, so i guess chompers did win. well fine chompers is out instead.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4596641
>>Hit the Jarape first with some offense

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4596976
Well, its up to you OP if you chsnge it or not, I don't mind.
Anyway, my vote changes if it is Chompers

If Reznov is out
>Hit the Jarape first with some offense
If Chompers is out
>Hit the ghost

>>4596975
QM, I did the numbers because I forgot to include them in my first post. Check the IDs. Its 2 to 3.

>>4597488
Then chompers is up.
Guess ill get to writing.

>>4597539
Please OP don't leave

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You got this, you have Chompers out, definitely chompers not any other pokemon. All you have to do is hit the mirro and smash it.

"Go Chompers use Bite!"

Chompers charges, wobbling with its little boxy form, teeth curled into a snarl as it leaps at the mirror.
"Stine!" The ghost yelped as Chompers sunk his teeth into his arm... before curling into a smirk, tossing Chompers aside.

"Haha, you fool Mirrostine has Inversion"
"Which reverses type conversions."
"So whats damages double is reversed."
"Which means you are in for a world of hurt."
"Mirrostine, Barrier. Jarape Electric Terrain."
"With our Labrynthian maze we will bring you pain!"

The two pokemon chuckle, as the jarape opens its mouth, electriciy flowing from it to the floor, as the air shimmered around you. Chompers and Polossus glare as large yellow walls form around the pokemon, creating a large maze.

"Within our barriers you can not reach."
"And our pokemon cant be beat!"

"Shut the fuck up." Eighties stomped her foot fuming. "Polossus carve a path through."

Polossus charges the wall, only for his hand to bounce off the wall. Eighties bites her beret in anger.

"Hey miss veteran, what we suppose ta do? Wheres your bright idea?"

>Throw Chompers at the enemy.
>Gunk Shot! Its always worked! AND in a inverse room like this one it does 4x to mirrorstine
>Find a way to use the electricity against them. Switching out to a range user?
>Wait if its a inverse room then Reznov is super good here after all! Switch out.
>Write in
>>4600368
When Donald trump was suspended from twitter i had to have a day of mourning. And get in a arguement if Kekistan is a terrorist organization or a meme.

>Gunk Shot! Its always worked! AND in a inverse room like this one it does 4x to mirrorstine

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4600692
>Gunk Shot! Its always worked! AND in a inverse room like this one it does 4x to mirrorstine
I
Worth a try

Dice!

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>>4601679

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>>4601923
"If you are inverted..." You get a idea. "Eighties back me up."

She nods. "Way ahead of ya. Polossus!" She gestures to the giant. "Fast ball."

Wait... what?

The giant reaches and picks up Chompest, holding him in its hand as it winds up for a toss.

"Poooo....Lossus!" The beast cries as it hurls Chompest, its bulk smashing and breaking through barrier after barrier until all that was left was a straight shot to Mirrorstine.

It spits its Gunk shot straight at the mirror, the black orb being propelled even further thanks to Pollosus's helping hand. The gunk smears into Mirrorstine as the beast screams in pain.

"Mirrorstine return! A rest, you have earned." Para says, retrieving the mirrored mess.

Chompest looks smug until rocks are flung at him from the Jarape, the rocks knocking Chompest back as the Jar vanishes into the maze.

"Just cause you got one, dont think its easy."
"The ride your in for will make you quezy."
"Mirrorstine already set the stage."
"So all thats left is to dig your grave!"

You arent sure what they mean until you see a lightning bolt lash at Polossus from the floor... of course.

The labrinth, while penetrable, only slows your team down. Because Jarape has teleport and theres a electric terrain, they can hide all over it and shoot from a distance... this can get tricky...


>Write in a strategy

>>4602589
Due to Mirrostine's Inversion ability, Inverse Room should still be on, so lets take advantage of that
>How much time left does the Inverse room and the Electric Terrain have?
Jarape, who is electric-rock type, is now weak to both fire and poison. That being said, Chompers's Gunk Shot will be a solid x2 attack. That, together with Chompers's high defense, can let us endure long enough for the electric terrain to go away, while still managing to do some damage. In the case Chompers faints before finishing up the Jarape, Reznov can come in into a clean field and take the kill.
>so, the strategy
Leave Chompers in and Gunk Shot Jarape.

Should we just keep having Polossus throw our pokemon around?

Actually, loving that strategy. LEAVE CHOMPERS IN AND GUNKSHOT THAT MONKE

>>4602589
Also, my internet changes ID constantly, so don't freak out about me being 1ID post, I'm actually >>4597436 and >>4592856

>>4603212
+1

Okay Dice... at a plus 15!

Rolled 98 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

Rolled 94 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>4603465

>>4604413
>>4603989
What the fuck...

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You look at Eighties and give her a nod, she stares at you like you've grown a second head.

"What the blimey hell does that mean?" Eighties said. "What ya trying ta give me a signal or somefuck?"

"Yes" You whisper. "It's a fucking signal."

"Signal for WHAT ya washed up bit of laundry? We aint got no fuckin strategy. We dont got no code signals. Ai looka me im a fuckin ninja. Heeya luv how ya like my shadow clone fuck you." Eighties points at you accusingly. "I aint taking marching orders from someone who doesn't know how to talk with people words."

"...Look just use Helping hand or something."

"No."

"...Why not?"

"Ya dinnae say please."

“We are in the middle of combat!”

“Then ya better start saying it! I agreed to raid the tower, not ta make ya my boss.”

“PLEASE use helping hand.”

“Now say I’m your little pogchamp.”

“NOW.”

“...Polossus go use helping hand.” Eighties says, grumbling some words you dont quite understand, but you choose to be offended anyway.

Polossus for his part, simply nods, leaning down to grab Chompers, lifting the wooden box above the labrinths. Polossus raises his other hand, the condensed pile of sludge glowing with white helpful energy.

Then Polossus shoved the hand down Chompers throat.

“Ching!” Chompers gasps as their mouth now was stuffed with thick awful gunk… its wood started to turn green as Polossus aimed the pokemon towards Jarape.

“Ca….chiiiiiiiiiing!” Chompers moaned as it vomited its gunk shot. A blistering salvo of blacking coins flying towards Jarape, covering the field in smoke.

You think you hear a small explosion like something exploded.

“Two on two isnt fair!”
“Next time you wont even have a prayer!”
“Looks like Paradox is blasting off again!”
“Buuuuckitlee!”

You cup your ear, wait for it… wait for it....

Twinkle.

“Alright they are gone.” You look at your team. Chompers still woozy from the blast. “Good work everyone, even you Eighties…”

“Hey, what you mean even I di-” Eighties rant was interrupted by the sudden change in musical theme.

Outta My Hair [8 Bit Tribute to Logan Paul] - 8 Bit Universe - YouTube

“Oi… that can’t be good.” Eighties mutters to you as the doors to the top floor open. “Wait, what the fuck is this song.”

“I know it.” You mutter, staring up at the door, hands gripping your pokeball nervously.

“Wait you know?” Eighties said realization dawning on her. “Awww fuck.”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcs0qrmLrPs

“WHAAAAAATS UP LOOOOOOOOGANG!!!!!!!!!!” A booming roar echoes in the tunnel, a man walks out, bright green alien hat dotting his head. “This is ya boy, Animago gym leader, LO PAUL!” He yells to his selfie stick, a old pokedex dangling on the other end of the stick. “ Check this shit we found right at the merch store. We got… HANGINY!~” A roped pokemon emerges from the gate behind him, the pink pokemon chirping happily, despite the blood driping from his eyes.

“Look, I had like, genius idea. Don’t Hanginy look like a maverick to yall?” He pinches its cheeks. “Shits adorbs, and you know what we do to adorable pokemon?? MERCH STORE!” He hollors, sliding down the bannister towards you guys. “Can we get this video… ten thousand likes? Ten thousand likes and we get Hanginy his own tshit… you know what… if we get one hundred thousand likes, we add a hoodie too. Come on guys, do it for the pokemon. “ He flashes the piece sign before frowning, noticing you and Eighties are in frame.

“So what are you fucks…” He squints in shock. “Yo hold up? Alex?” He grins. “Aw shit mavericks.” He addresses the pokedex again. “You know what this means… COLLAB!!!!”

>End of Clover Quest 2

>Tune in next time for Clover Quest 3: I think theres a dead body

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>>4605086
>Tune in next time for Clover Quest 3: I think theres a dead body
Thanks QM, see you soon

Thank you QM! This was very fun.

>>4605526
>>4605180
Remember to like share and subscribe in suptg!

If anyone wants to get me a picture of Logan paul with drip taking a selfie with hanginy... ill pay you i guess