Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4613861

Bomb time!!!

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>>4613864
"The Bomb is ready. Now we just need to get it over there to the hero convention center"

Rolled 15 (1d100)

Ice Cream first.>>4613867

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>>4613868
"Right, of course. Ice cream first"

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4613870
Meanwhile at the moon base, A rebellion is taking place.

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>>4613876
A rebellion>! On the moonbase?! What could be the cause? A traitor in our ranks? Or is the the surviving goons of the supervillains you took down is looking to take over since all the USSR heavy hitters have returned to Earth?

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4613879
Someone took the last boston cream and nobody is willing to fess up

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4613879
Both.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4613882

+1

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>>4613882
Of course! The most vile monster of all!

An asshole who would raid the company fridge and lie about it!

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4613889
And ' teaming up with the goons on the moon to steal even more boston creams.

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>>4613891
OH SHIT

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4613894
Damn, With a name like that we should start a satirical yet still very catchy rap band.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4613895

+1

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4613894
We don't have time for this, send the guy who got his head stuck in a flower pot to the moon base to deal with it

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>>4613895
Rap career prospects will have to wait, the alarm's been activated. Seems like the rest of the base has discovered the disappearance of the last Boston Cream

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4613901
Lets get this rebellion started then.

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>>4613902

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4613909
Lets check on the main gang down on earth.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4613909

Yeah let’s see the festival

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>>4613915
"It's less of a festival and more like a big gala event. Except that everyone has a costume on. And also super powers"

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4613926
"Wait when's the bomb gonna go off again?"

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4613926
There ARE air fresheners installed to mask the overwhelming smell of spandex, right?

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>>4613928
"It's not on a timer"

"It goes off when you want it to, sis"

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4613939
Lets detonate it now.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4613946
Rolling to do the exact opposite of that because it's probably still on the blimp

>>4613950
Wait did we not plant it yet?

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>>4613951
"No we didn't. We've only completed the thing a few hours ago"

"The plan was to have you attend the ceremony as basically a distraction while our blimp hovers above to either drop it or plant it"

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4613939

let’s plant the bomb before detonating it

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4613953

Ok, does that involve a speech or something?

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4613953
Fuck you, Sonic! You owe me five bucks... and a baker's dozen Boston Creams!

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>>4613959
"Most definitely. Hope you got something prepared"

And since I gotta go now. We'll continue this later. Probably sooner than tonight, or sumthing. By then surely Shotasniffer would have a speech ready.

Surely

updates n shit https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4613967
"Hello spandex clad exhibitionists. It is good to be a hero or something, but you're all terrible people flashing your meat bulges at innocent....cute...little...boys.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4613967
If we bore them to sleep with a flilibustering soliloquy, we'll be able to GTFO and drop the bomb while they're vulnerable.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4613982
>>4614100

Why not both?

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4614105
Support

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4613967
>>4613982
Wait.

Does this mean we can apply to have a shota \sidekick if we keep up with the hero jazz?

>>4615010
Perhaps

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4615044
>>4613967
>>4613982
Perhaps

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>>4615084
"Uh, sis?"

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4615086
I'M. FINE.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4615086
"Hey are you three alright there?"

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>>4615088
"Uh yeah, she's just....shy. NEver given a speech to....other heroes before. Yea"

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4615092
"Well I just came to tell you all that her speech is in ten minutes."

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4615092
Heroes applaud Shotasniffer for her modesty.
>>4615093

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>>4615093
"Hey, is she okay yet? She's up in 10 minutes"

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4615100
"No good, she's in PTSD mode again."

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>>4615102
"Well that's not good, what are we gonna do now? YOu got any ideas, bro?"

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4615105
"Get one of us to entertain the heroes while the rest snap her out of it with Dad's remedy for Sis's trauma episodes."

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>>4615107
"Well okay....so uh, who's it gonna be?"

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4615114
Someone who would do anything to be relevant again.
So Quattro.

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>>4615115
MEANWHILE, ON THE BLIMP RIGHT ABOVE THE CONVENTION CENTER

"What?! A chance for me to shine?!"

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4615123
"Better than that! A chance to have Betty be proud of you!"

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4615123
"Just get down here as soon as you can Quattro, Sis is having an episode."

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>>4615125
"REALLY?"

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4615133
>>4615128

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4615134
>>4615133

+1

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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4615144
"QUATTRO AWAY"

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4615148

And he lands on the stage in a backflip.

>>4615148
>>461515

Rolled 81, 12 = 93 (2d100)

>>4615148
>>4615152

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4615148
>>4615152
and does a very cool pose after he lands.

Rolled 92, 51 = 143 (2d100)

>>4615148
>

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>>4615158

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4615162
"So he's the comedy act?"
"Yep."

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>>4615163
*awkward pity laughter*

*loud coughing*

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4615169
Bobby in a cage cheers

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4615169

Quattro realizes this is serious and musters up the courage to make a real speech

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4615169
"What's the deal with gravity?"

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4615176
Can Quattro prevail?!

Roll 2d100 and also write out his speech

Rolled 37, 88 = 125 (2d100)

>>4615184
"Hi, my name is Quattro"
Bobby at least cheers for him

Rolled 97, 75 = 172 (2d100)

>>4615180
>>4615184
Then an ethereal laugh track plays for like 6 whole minutes.

>>4615188
>off by one
really sums up Quattro's life

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>>4615188
A laugh track did indeed played for 6 whole minutes. But the audience wasn't fooled. In fact after about 30 seconds the laugh track glitched out and it sounded more like a pity giggle more than a laugh.

For 6 whole long, excruciatingly embarrassing minutes

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4615195

What’s the blimp up to?

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4615195
Bobby did cheer for you though, from his cage

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4615195
"Please laugh, My life is mostly failure after failure, This is the least you can do for me."

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4615201
Please clap jeb.jpg

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>>4615197
"This....is painful"

"It's even worse than his last stand-up attempt at thanksgiving"

"...You guys think we should record it? So we can bully him later?"

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4615209
"Hey Chosen one? I might have some bad news."

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>>4615210
"hrrkk....ahem....yeah Quattro? Wassup?"

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4615214
"There seems to be a giant demonic Jerry Seinfeld manifesting in here."

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4615214
"I just realized I was the only one piloting the blimp"

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4615214

Some of the comedy heroes are getting suspicious... cause your jokes are that bad

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>>4615217
"pfffttt....a what now?"

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4615227

And now it’s trapping everyone inside the building— sorry Quattro, looks like you’re getting diseased.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4615227
"Oh wait now that I look at it its more of giant clown thing, Whatever it is its come for me screaming about me being an affront to comedy and how I must be destroyed.".

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>>4615230
"excuse me whaaaat"


[AGGRESSIVE HONKING]

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4615233

DROP THE FUCKING BOMB ALREADY TO DESTROY THAT ABOMINATION (and the heroes.)

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4615233
We need to call the Republic of Mimes stat

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4615233
>>4615234
>>4615235
Do both of theses things.

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>>4615235
"Quick, do we have them on speed dial?"

"I mean, there's a bunch of heroes down there, they can deal with it themselves"

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4615244
"Also all the heroes got absorbed into the clown thing, Sorry if I forgot to mention that."

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>>4615246
"Perhaps it's related to its space warping pow----"

"Hello? Quattro"

"Shit"

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4615246
"Wait, so did all the heroes combine into the clown or did they all get killed by the clown absorbing them?"

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4615244

Drop bomb

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4615247

Quattro got buried under some rubble, while the heroes are scrambling to take down the mad clown.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4615247
Quattro gets teleported to the bad comedian dimension.

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>>4615251
When the clown warped into the room, it absorbed the heroes in the audience into itself, some managed to be out of range and are now scrambling to take it down. If the clown is destroyed, then the captured heroes would be released. Oh and Quattro's trapped under some rubble.

"You know, this is not what I expected we'll be dealing with when I woke up this morning"

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4615256
Meanwhile Rasputin try's to snap Shota sniffer out of her trance.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4615256

“Why can’t you be like your siblings, Quattro? They would’ve had this eldritch clown monster down in a second.” ~voice in Quattro’s head

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4615258
It's going about as well as you'd expect

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>>4615258
"Damnit, still not working.....what's with all the noise out there? Betty! The hell's going outside?"

"Uhhhhh"

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4615272

Wake— slap — the frig— slap—up!!!!

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4615272
"Nothing lets just leave as fast as we can."

>>4615277

Changing to this— leave and drop the bomb.

>>4615272
Do we even need the bomb if this clown is killing the heroes?

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4615272
We interrupt this program to bring you what's happening in Shotasniffer's mind

>>4615281

More chaos, the merrier.

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>>4615276

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4615287
NOT THE BEST OPTION

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4615287

Let’s just drag her back to the zeppelin and leave Quattro

>>4615289
Its the only option we currently have other then running.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4615287
>>4615289
There must be a shota hero in the audience whoc can revive her?!

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4615287
Just hightail it out of here.

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>>4615289
"Damnit. You're right, Betty. Got any ideas?"

"Uh...."

A. "You stay here, bro. I'll go out and solve the commotion while you try and wake big sis up"
B. "Lemme try waking her up, you go out there and punch the commotion to death"
C. "This plan's a bust, let's scram"
D. "Everything's gone tits up, let's just drop the bomb and get outta here"
E. "We should make out"

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4615306
D for defiantly this one.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4615306
E is tempting but I pick F because making sure Quattro isn't dead is a high priority
>>4615313
Lol

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>>4615318
Of course!

F. Give OP all your money

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4615325
>>4615313
Let me try this again.

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>>4615326
"Alright, let's drop the bomb and get outta here. You sure we're not forgetting anything?"

"Absolutely"

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4615334
Just leg it, Quattro has been through worse I think, He'll be fine.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4615334
Good thing exactly two superheroes didn't lock their motorcycles for just such an occasion

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4615339

+1

>>4615349
>>4615343

Meant to link both of these

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>>4615351
>>4615343
>>4615339
And so Rasputin contact the blimp to drop the bomb. Will it cause the heroes to turn into pants shitting berserker pseudo zombos? Will the clown kill everyone? Will Quattro survive? All these questions will be answered....in the next session. About 20 hours from now. OP gotta goooooo

updates be here : https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4615357
Shotasniffer gotta wake up
What if the clown at the little boy sidekicks?

MISSING:
Quattro's dignity
A sandwich
OP

>>4617447
Quattros dignity never really existed in the first place.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4615357

When’s it disease time?

>>4617583
10 hours.

I actually got drafted into the military and you guys still haven't finished this yet. Give me a quick rundown

>>4617596
We made a bomb that turns people into pseudo zombies that shit themselves.

>>4617600
So, we're gonna have a giant zombie clown shitting out Heroes who then have to fight said giant zombie clown?

Um.

I'm actually quite sure that we'll both get hero credit for saving the day while also not having that specifics spread around due to all the heroes having been pooped out of a clown.

>>4617793
We'll see later
By which I mean now

Rolled 94 (1d100)

LET'S DROP THE BOMB!!!

Where the hell is OP.

>>4618558
Taking a shit

>>4618581
Oh sorry pal.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4618581
Must have been big

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4618642
Let's see how Marian is doing.

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>>4618644

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4618658
Finally.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4618658

Ok let's see how the bomb-drop crew is doing.

Also are Betty and Rasputin escaping?

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4618658
damnit marian you had one job to guard the bomb and you blew it

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>>4618666
>blew it
Really anon? Such a terrible pun, at this time?

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4618673
Shut up your supposed yo be dead.

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>>4618677

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4618688
Where's the bomb then, we're supposed to drop it

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4618688
Git back in yah hole ye skeletal bastard.

>>4618688

Let's drop that bomb

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4618688
Don't fucking look at me like that, you're the one who died

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4618695

forgot my roll

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>>4618692
Marian goes back to directing his newly created robot to find the infiltrator from the last episode. The infiltrator that got in and spray painted a smiley face onto the bomb.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4618707

The robot proceeds to search... like a good robot.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4618707
BEHIND YOU MARIAN

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4618707
And worst of all, he could be any one of us!

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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4618713
OH SHIT WHAT'S BEHIND HIM?

ROL 2d100

Rolled 20, 84 = 104 (2d100)

>>4618725
The bomb, obviously

Rolled 69, 15 = 84 (2d100)

>>4618725
Must be my imagination

Rolled 86, 80 = 166 (2d100)

>>4618725
Okay.

Rolled 45, 77 = 122 (2d100)

>>4618725
Mom

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4618725
>>4618729

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>>4618734
Just a box

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4618749
Out spring's a funny murder bot.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4618749

Get suspicious... who's in the box?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4618749
box of cocks

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4618749
What box?

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>>4618758

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4618780
Sudden ambush from behind

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4618780
"Beep boop I your creation have gained a conscience."

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4618784

+1

why does this seem familiar?

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4618782
OH SHIT

>>4618816
Chupacabra!

Rolled 77, 45 = 122 (2d100)

>>4618816
"Hug me father."

Rolled 88, 19 = 107 (2d100)

>>4618816
>>4618818

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>>4618822
Ohs hit he's KO'd

Rolled 46, 60 = 106 (2d100)

>>4618816

>>4618818
>>4618817

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4618827
Hopefully the infiltrator has the courtesy to dump his unconscious body in anything other than a dumpster

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4618827
Let's see what Marians robo son is doing.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4618827
>>4618832
Or out the blimp

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>>4618836
Well, hopefully he's not that much of an asshole and would leave Marian with SOME dignity

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4618840
"Who said it was a he, dude?"

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4618841
>>4618818
I would think Father was a he ... unless?

>>4618846
Lolisniffer is too busy fighting his mom.
Also why would he do that when he could just take out the whole blimp with a rocket launcher.

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>>4618841
DUN DUN DUN

COULD IT BE?! AUNTIE MURDERBONES IS A TRAITOR?!

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4618851
Nnnooooo!!! Say it ain't soooooo!!!

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4618851
Meanwhile at the moon base.
"How the fuck was our rebellion successful?"

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4618851
>>4618854
Taking out our "heroes" WOULD bring her right up in the villain standings.
Also the smiley face on the bomb was a clue.

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>>4618854
Okay, it aint so

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4618858
>>4618855

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4618858
>>4618857

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>>4618862
She DID seem to conveniently appear just when you needed someone with chemical weapons expertise. Almost as if...she was watching your movements.....

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4618866
Do a victory dance.

>>4618871
Please ignore this.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4618866

I don't even care if Auntie Murderbones is a traitor-- I just want that bomb dropped already.

>>4618874

LET HER DROP THE BOMB ALREADY!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4618876
Nah

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>>4618874
hmmmmmmmm

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4618890
Let's see how that rebellion is going.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4618890
Well OP, is blue your favorite color?

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4618890

YOU... you're a dickwad. I mean that in jest.

THAT WAS MY BRAIN CHILD. I MUST SEE THE FRUITS OF MY MAD GENIUS.

>>4618899
Don't worry, the bomb will detonate in the end

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>>4618891
Blueball it is then

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4618907
Has Shotasniffer woken up yet

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4618907

Betty and Rasputin are escaping?

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4618907
"Mister Jeffries, we have taken control of the moonbase from the USSR loyalists."

>>4618907
LMAO gEHXMwqN seething

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>>4618913

WHO'S CRYING?!! CERTAINLY I'M NOT.

Kindly eat a turd.

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>>4618910
Yes they ar--waitasec. You're just tryna head back to the bomb aren;t chu

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4618929
Nah, bomb won't drop until later, also did Shotasniffer wake up

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4618929
Just go back to the bomb so we can wrap this shit up.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4618929

I wanna see a badass motorcycle evasion scene.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4618929
No I just want to prevent death
Unless there's a "blueball r6S+gJ2K" button down there you're about to push

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>>4618935
Yes

In about 5 hours.

OP gotta go do some shit

>>4618951
Oh gosh darnit I missed it.

Stardrive 2 got an update, and I got sucked back in to building ships.

>>4618951
5 hours have passed

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>>4619168
nuh uh

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4619171
yuh huh

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>>4619172

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4619173
get back to the running away

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>>4619174
whooosH

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4619180
Get blocked by rainbow guy pleading for your help

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>>4619181
"Ah! Shotasniffer's people! Good thing you made it out okay! Quick! We need to take down the clown monster to save the gala!"

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4619189
"Also there are little boys and girls in there who are scared of clowns-"

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>>4619192
"Are crap she's getting agitated"

"Pardon?"

"Erm...nevermind"

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4619200
"Uh yeah...we gotta-"
incoming transmission in secret channel tells Rasputin that they can't deploy the bomb since they got locked out

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>>4619201
"UH, bro. We, uh, can't drop the bomb right now. We're currently locked out of the system"

".....elaborate"

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4619206
"Well, we found Marian in a closet and he was supposed to guard the damn thing."

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>>4619207
"..."

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4619210
"Also someone's been spraypainting inside the blimp with smiley faces, shit and insults"
"They even spray painted GAY on Marian's face."

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>>4619213
"Well then sort it out first then. We'll worry about dropping the bomb later. Just get everything under control and find out where the bomb is first"

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4619217
"Uh bro, Sis's waking up."

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>>4619220
"Sis! You....don't look so well"

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4619225
"Sis, we just need to get-WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TO THE STAGE"

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>>4619226

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4619233
*massive violence and choked airhorn noises*

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4619233
The clown football hucks shotasniffer two blocks down.

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>>4619234
"She does realize that this doesn't help with the whole trying to be a villain thing right"

"No. No she doesn't. In fact I don't think she's aware of anything right now"

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4619240
"At least one person is booing her."
"That's Bobby in a cage."
"Oh."

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4619240
The bomb suddenly crashes throw the very nice glass ceiling.

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4619245
OH SHIT

Rolled 27, 60 = 87 (2d100)

>>4619249

Rolled 59, 60 = 119 (2d100)

>>4619249
Okay.

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>>4619250
>>4619251
"BRO! LOOK! THE BOMB!"

"The blimp hasn't contacted us, this can't be their doing"

"What do we do?!"

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4619253
"Just fucking run like hell!"

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4619253
WE DON'T HAVE TIME, HIDE

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>>4619256
"QUICK! BRO! WE NEED TO FIND COVER!"

In that split second, what will Rasputin do?

A. Jump into cover with Betty
B. Use superior speed and skill to grab the bomb outta the air, preventing it from making impact and exploding
C. Open up a void portal with his powers and let the bomb fall in there
D. Same thing as C but throw the clown in there too

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4619257
A.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4619257
D

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>>4619260
*extremely distressed honk*

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4619268
Everybody cheers except for Bobby

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4619268
Meanwhile in the void, Mark and Milton get a new guest.

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>>4619270
"CRISIS AVERTED!"

"YEAH! GOOD THING OUR FUCK UP WAS SOLVED BY SOMEBODY ELSE!"

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4619280
"Wait, wasn't the bomb supposed to detonate here?"
"Oh."
"Fuck that was a bigger fuck up."

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>>4619282
"Oh well, uh....maybe if we can find out who sabotaged us, we'd make it up for the first fuck up?"

"Yeah maybe"

"Fucking let's go then"

MEANWHILE, DOWN ON THE GROUND

"Rasputin! You and your sister saved the day! My hero"

"All in a day's work...wait a minute, that's not what I'm supposed to be. Fuck"

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4619296
Maybe if we try to be heroic then we might do something evil for once

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4619296
"You seem to be enjoying it, bro, and now sis has to give the speech."

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>>4619301
"You enjoy mocking me, Betty?"

"....a lil, yea"

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4619308
Meanwhile at the newly independent moonbase.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4619308
We should try another approach, because doing crimes clearly isn't working

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4619308
Back to mocking Quattro then

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>>4619318
"Hey Quattro....Nice job. Ehehehe"

"b-bbbeetty? I-is that you?"

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4619326
What's Bob up to.