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Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the world had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas.
"You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it!"
But if he saw the AUDACITY of this guy he might've added a stipulation! "No idiots with Straw Hats!"

You can't believe this guy! Here you have a perfectly good little army standing between you and the gate you're meant to get through. But instead of having a good old fight he just skips the whole thing! True, he does have to conserve his energy for the important fights and you could also just fly over. BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?! That's weenie talk! And besides, you got a new move to try out! So you start running ahead and as you get closer the guards do finally take note of you.
"Hey hey hey. What's a kid doing here? Hey sonny! Are you lost?"

"Hey I think I've seen his face before. Doesn't he look familiar to you?"

"OUTTA THE WAY!"
You rush past them, punching a few of them in the face but largely ignore them. When you get to the gate you do a quick you bust out your new move. A couple of moments later the gate in front of you flies off its hinges and crashes, all banged up and bent. You casually walk over it, leaving all the guards who were floored by the back-blast There are still quite a few there who don't exactly know what happened since they were far enough to not get affected by it but this should make everyones job a little easier.
"Knock knock."

"Yo! You made it!"

"DON'T "YO" ME! You left me!"
You skip out on the smack this time, instead option to look around the place. It looks like the whole place is hanging over some infinitely deep chasm, surrounded by waterfalls. There's a rather wide rocky bridge in front of you leading to a big town closed off by another gate, at the end of which is a big important looking building. It's ALWAYS the big important buildings where the baddies are so at least now you know where you're going.
"So... what's the plan?"

"The plan? We go forward, that's the plan."

"And when you get forward?"

"I'll save Robin."

"Hmmmm. Well Icecream said some funny things about that. What if she doesn't want to come with you? She'll destroy the world to keep you guys safe."

"I don't care what she said! We'll save her and she can decide what she wants once she's no longer forced into anything!"
That's a plan you can get behind. Luff looks ahead and starts cracking his knuckles.
"Those guys at the entrance said there are 10.000. guards in this place. You think what I think?"

>Yeah. Competition!
>Nope. See ya sucker! (Fly over the place)
>Other?
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> Fly, then sonic howl them all together
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>>4650021
>Yeah. Competition!
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>>4650021
>>Yeah. Competition!
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>>4650021
>>Yeah. Competition!
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>>4650021
>>Yeah. Competition!
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Then let us go on a joint rampage with Goofy!
>writing

And let's see who wins
3d10+2 best of 3, dc 22, no crit
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Rolled 5, 10, 8 + 2 = 25 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650078
Big numbers, no whammies. Except for marine faces of course
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Rolled 9, 7, 9 = 25 (3d10)

>>4650078
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>>4650083

Cmon 3rd 25!
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>>4650092
He-hey 25 nice!
>>4650083
>27
Fuck
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Rolled 4, 6, 7 + 2 = 19 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650095
Sorry, I am teh dumb
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Rolled 10, 8, 1 + 2 = 21 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650078
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"Oh yeah!"
You smash your fists together.
"It means there's plenty to go around!"

Straw Hat agrees and you both start running toward the bridge. By the time you reach the guards it looks like they've readied their weapons and started to go on alert, most likely the people you left behind have reported that you're here. But they aren't quite on full alert.
"Hey report! What sort of an intruder are we talking about?"

"I-It's most likely Straw Hat Luffy and Cavalier Silver!"

You make an explosive entrance and knock over several dudes with your first punches like a pair of bowling balls rolling over pins. But after the initial attack you abandon conventional tactics since these guys are just a bunch of weaklings. Straw Hat wraps his limbs around a guy and calls him "Ally Robo". He then proceeds to move him around like a puppet, forcing him to attack his friends. That's so dirty you gotta try it yourself! Unfortunately you're not as "limber" as he is so you opt for a different approach and after knocking a dudes lights out you pick him up by his legs and swing him around as your "Improvised Weapon". You make short work of the ones in your way and once you're close enough for the gate of the city you go over it either by flight or by jumping. Looking down at the gate you see two MASSIVE figures just sort of chilling on top of it.

"OY Goofy!"

"What Sissy? Don't you see I'm busy?"

"Look! Big men!"

"Ah that. Probably giants. I met two before."

"G-Giants?! Are they strong?"

"Yeah."
You make a mental note of that because you like the idea of a big person following you around. Maybe once you're done you can pick one of them up as a crewmember. But not right now since they are sleeping and it'd be rather rude to wake them up.

Once you're over the second gate however the real rampage can finally begin as there are a LOT more dudes in there in a lot smaller space. The government and navy guys can't spread out with all the buildings around, leaving them vulnerable to your crazy attacks. Luffy stretches his legs like a "whip" or a "scythe" and occasionally punches one guy into several other ones with his "pistols" and "rockets". You on the other hand draw your weapons and go crazy slicing and dicing people and occasionally firing your jezail into the crowd. You learned that if you hit one guy, sure it might make him kersplode but once the bullet goes past him it will only hit a few guys, but if you aim it at the ground it'll make a nice explosion like a mortar shell hitting 10 or 20 guys. You're such a genius it honestly hurts! And you even manage to solve the reloading issue by throwing the gun in the air, transforming into a bat and blowing some of your very fine and very volatile hair into its barrel before transforming back and putting a new bullet in.
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"Gomu Gomu no Gatling! Stamp! Axe! BELL! Hey Sissy! You're lagging behind shishishi!"

"SHUT UP! I can't attack that many guys at once! Ah screw it!"
You transform into a bat and unleash a scream which sends a lot of guys flying but it's not enough. Looks like you missed your chance because you could've done a lot of damage if you simply broke the bridge and made the whole island fall into the abyss. You start swinging your wings around and hitting large groups with your Hasshoken and you start closing the gap until you get hit by a massive iron ball on a chain and get sent into a building.

"Guilty! Guilty! You are both guilty!"
A bunch of burly dudes showed up wearing strange armor and dragging those big iron balls around. Next to them are people riding large dogs with knives on their wrists. Looks like reinforcements have arrived.

"Filthy pirates! We are the Watchdog Unit of the Law and these are the Just Eleven Jurymen! Your rampage ends here!"

Now you're pretty pissed. You turn back into a human and stab your sword into the houses wall. You run along the room until you slice through the whole thing. Grabbing it now you lift the whole thing and throw it at the ones who knocked you over. Their screams are drowned out once the building hits the ground.
"Kekekek! You saw that Goofy?! How's that?"

He sticks a finger in his nose.
"Not impressed. I can do that too."

"GRRRRR!"
You flip out and start throwing buildings around.

With your ears you overhear a scared marine trying to talk into a den den mushi.
"Finally we could reach you chief! I must make a report! S-Straw Hat Luffy and Cavalier Silver breached the island! They are currently rampaging in the city! Our casualties are rising! Currently Straw Hat and Cavalier took out about eleven and twelve hundred of us! I repeat they took out eleven and twelve-"
Then he gets knocked out as a chunk from one of the buildings you threw accidentally hits him on the head. But at the very least this confirms that you in fact won that little challenge! Suck it Monkey uh... Dumb-foot Luffy! But this is getting a bit out of control. Looks like your counting skills are still not good enough because you didn't think ten thousand would be THIS many! At this rate both of you will run out of steam before the real fight begins.
You look up at the big building in front of you. It's very close now and you could probably reach it easily.

"OY STRAW HAT! Let's go!"
Luffy nods and he follows you as you take off flying. Both of you reach the top of the building and take a little breather. But it appears you won't be left in peace as you see a shimmer appear in front of you.
You see a door opening in the air and spot Blueno stepping through it.

>I'll let you handle this one
>Let's gang up on this guy!
>He's MINE!
>Other?
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>>4650190
>>He's MINE!

Rematch! Rematch! Rematch!

Also we saw him first.
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>>4650190
>He's MINE!
Payback time
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>>4650190
>>He's MINE!
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>>4650190
>He's MINE!
Stinky D. Goofy may be a massive tool but even he would respect the sacred right of DIBS
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Poor poor Blueno.
>writing
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>>4650224
It's finally time to milk blueno
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>>4650224
How he is poor?! He took all our money!
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>>4650232
Wait that means he's rich.

WE CAN ROB HIM
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Rolled 4, 7, 10 = 21 (3d10)

>>4650224
Warming up dice..
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>>4650237
Marcella, enter stage left.
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"Why you-"
Luffy starts winding his arm up in preparation for his fight but you stomp your foot on the ground.

"He's mine! I want a rematch!"

"I see. Okay."
Luffy puts his hands down and goes back to sit next to one of those pillars dotting the edge of the roof. He takes out two huge pieces of meat and starts snacking on them as you walk up to Blueno. As you take off your suit and unbutton your shirt Blueno starts talking.

"I'm surprised. We half-expected the Straw Hats to come after their comrade. But not you."

"Your point?"

"The World Government is a massive organization comprised of over 170 nations around the world. Invading this island is an act of aggression against all of them. You will experience the combined might and wrath of the government. You will be mercilessly hunted down by them. The entire world will cast you out, its rules will no longer protect you. After entering Enies Lobby you no longer have a future. So I'm wondering why. What reason do you have for sealing your own fate? Is it money? Or petty revenge? You'd doom yourself for such petty things?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOkvZQknY6E

"YAAAAAWN! Quit babbling. You don't get it. Yeah I wanna pay you back, yeah I'm going to take your money. But only because I can."
You start stretching as your shirt slides off, exposing your tattooed back.
"You said the rules won't protect me anymore. Boy you're dumb! I'm a pirate! Those rules never protected me, they are there to protect you from me!"

"In a manner of speaking you're correct. Technically you did seal your fate when you went against the rules of the world-"

"Wrong. I went against your rules only. And I did it because they didn't let me do what I want."

"Hmph. So you're just an ignorant child then. You can't do whatever you want because the world is not yours. It belongs to the gods, they own it and they make up the rules."

"So... if I tore off every marines, government agents and Tenryubitos and everyone elses head who went against me would the world belong to me? Would you say the same things?"

Bluenos eyes widen a little.
"What are you saying?"

"Basically... I'm here because I don't like you guys! You tell everyone Justice this, Justice that. You tell others what they can and can't do! I'm here to tell you: No!"
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>>4650290

>If I kill everyone who would oppose me, would I rule the world?

Yes, and this is a very dangerous thought to put into Silvers head Blueno. Please, for the sake of so very many lives, chose your next words carefully.
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>>4650290
>I'm here to tell you: No!
>Silver's face
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"How foolish. You fought me once and lost. In your foolish desire for defiance you came here to die. You've experienced the six paths twice so you should be aware of the difference between our powers. But as you wish. I'll have your final words hanged around your neck once you end up in the gallows."
Blueno bends his knees as he begins focusing on you.
"Soru!"

He moves again with the same blinding speed you've seen from these guys before. But this time you're ready. When he comes around to attack you throw a kick and hit his side. He stops his movement and looks at you in disbelief as he realizes you can track him now. He stops and hardens his body with that Tekkai thing they like to use so much. But punching him in the face you prove that it's not enough anymore. His body is stiff and heavy so he falls over like a log and his landing cracks the floor. As he he gets a split lip he realizes the dreadful truth. He uses his Soru with Geppo to get far enough away from you. He pants and wipes his face in disbelief.
"What? How did you get strong enough to damage us? I know you damaged Kalifa but she was the weakest of us... So how?"

"I had a nap! Now come on Cow! Time for you to get MILKED!"

>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form
>Use your weapons on him but no devil fruit yet
>FULL FORCE, NO BREAKS! Use everything!
>Other?
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>>4650323
>>FULL FORCE, NO BREAKS! Use everything!
Let's not get too cocky
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>>4650323
>I had a nap!
The best remedy
>Now come on Cow! Time for you to get MILKED!
S-Silver, that's... not... how..

>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form
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>>4650323
>FULL FORCE, NO BREAKS! Use everything!

Tenno
Silver
Banzai.
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>>4650323
>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form
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>>4650323
>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form

I mean the longer we fight him the better chance we have to learn his stuff right?
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>>4650337
We already know his stuff it's better to just end as fast as possible
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>>4650323
>>Use your weapons on him but no devil fruit yet
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>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form
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>>4650340
I am assuming the anon is saying about learning to use the paths while fighting against blueno
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You want to style on Blueno huh?
>writing

3d10+2 best of 3, dc 15, crit 21
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>>4650351
We already have three barely trained martial arts, why spread Silver even thinner?
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Rolled 4, 10, 9 + 2 = 25 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650354
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Come one
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>>4650355
Greed.
I mean, it is a core pirate virtue for sure but still... I'm ya, for what its worth.
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Rolled 4, 6, 2 + 2 = 14 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650354
You call a 25 styling. This is how to style on a man
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>>4650358
Jesus this guy really can't catch a break can't he? Even in an alternate universe he's destined to be a punching bag
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>>4650361
Well, I suppose it is IC if nothing else.
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Rolled 6, 2, 3 + 2 = 13 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650354
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>>4650355
Obviously we are not talking about all, most anons in the old thread are talking about taking just one to not spread silver thin. We don't want another flashman case.
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>>4650393
And for a few moments I read something very different from "flashman" and I was worried, very worried... And strangely curious.
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>>4650393
I'm sorry but what's Flashman?
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>>4650413
the character we played as in One Piece Bounty Photographer quest.
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You take off all your weapons and toss them on the ground and give Blueno a smirk. He doesn't take that well.
"What is this? Are you mocking me? Just because you could get a few good hits in you suddenly think you're better than me?"

"Yes. You can't kill me. You're not even people."

"What?"

"I asked before. If I made the rules would you force others to follow them? No. You only care about the rules because you like them. So you blindly follow what others tell you to do. You're not people, just tools. And a tool can't beat me."

"Tch. Geppo!"
He flies into the air and bounces around by kicking nothing. But for someone like you who's used to flying it looks downright silly.
"Shigan! Tekkai-Sai!"

He tries to stab you once but you easily dodge it, after which he jumps around a little more and uses something more destructive. By hardening his body he increases his density and manages to crash down quite hard. It's an interesting way of fighting which teaches you a lot but it's not like he's dangerous. Not when he has to fight you alone the massive coward. He shows up again and throws one of those dangerous kicks.
"RANKYAKU!"

You stomp down on his leg and make it hit the ground, leaving a similar crater as he did with his whole body. The cutting air still shoots out but now it completely misses you. He's left speechless as you reach forward and grab his face with one hand and hit the back of his skull with your fist. Blueno gets shaken quite a bit which leaves you ample time to work on his body. Crouching down you hit his side with a Hasshoken punch and as he's reeling you lift him up and throw him over your head. You want to finish him up by kicking his face in with your heel but when you turn around he's no longer there and you don't see him moving around with that Soru either. Suddenly you hear his voice.
"Door Door."

You see two hands popping out of the floor and pulling you down through a pair of holes that weren't there before. Blueno appears from another man shaped hole a few steps away.
"What is this? A devil fruit?"

"Of course. I'm the Door Door man. I can turn anything I touch into a door-"

He tries to swipe his hand across your face but you punch it away with your arm. To your surprise it "opens" like there are invisible hinges on one side, leaving the arm to flop around aimlessly. You manage to close it by swinging it in the other direction and throw a kick hard enough to break through the floor and almost hit Blueno who has to use Soru to dodge. He's controlling his breathing to catch his breath.
"You're a very dangerous fighter. I've underestimated you..."
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You crawl out of that hole he made and dust yourself off.
"Hmmm thank. But I was always this strong. I just couldn't sleep for two days before. And you had someone hold me down. So I guess you're just the weak one."

"Don't underestimate me! I still have several techniques."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBhbmwpfWk0

"Yeah I guess that's neat. But this is not enough."

"Just wait and see-"

"No. I'm not enough. If fighting weenies like you takes this long then I'll get tired by the time I get to the fun part and I don't want that. I could use my devil fruit but that also has problems. It's big and bulky. I can't move around much in small spaces and others can hit me too easily. But I'd like to hit harder. So... sorry if this will feel bad especially after I whomped you so hard. But it doesn't feel good playing with you. I hope you'll understand. Silver-Shift!"

You crouch down and start breathing controlling your breathing to help you focus. The familiar sensation of your devil fruit activating and transforming you can be felt but now it's different. Your arms remain relatively the same and don't turn into wings but your claws do extend a bit. The rest of your body doesn't change much either, it just gets covered by a thick coat of fur and your body thickens. What REALLY changes is your head area. Your ears grow out and become more pronounced while your neck gets more muscular with heavy veins popping out. Your smile also widens until your mouth reaches from ear to ear.
"Turelim!"

"Turelim? What is this? Some non-standard form? Your solution to the problem was an intermediary state? You really think half of a devil fruit will be enough?!"
You don't answer to him instead invite him to come and attack you.

Now... this won't last long. Especially with the state he's in. But you probably should decide exactly how much you want to mess him up.

>Just knock him out
>Go for the throat
>Other?
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>>4650449
>>Just knock him out
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>>4650449
>Just knock him out
People die when they are killed, but tools just get knocked unconscious.
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>>4650449
>Just knock him out
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>>4650449
>>Go for the throat
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>>4650449
>Just knock him out
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>>4650449
>>Go for the throat
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>>4650449
>Go for the throat
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>>4650449
>Go for the throat
Kill. Kill. Kill.
Then milk
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>>4650470
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>>4650449

>Just knock him out
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>>4650449
>>Go for the throat
Also
>Legacy of Cain
Most excellent
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Hm, we seem to be coming to a draw.
Would "needs serious medical attention" be a reasonable middle point between "unconscious" and "dead"?
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>>4650500
He needs to lose at least 20 pounds of body mass for me to be satisfied.
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>>4650496
>Cain
You outed yourself anon. How dare you mistype his name?
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>>4650504
In my defense I'm day drinking
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It's a 50/50 split
How does
>Cripple for life
sound as a compromise?
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>>4650517
Fine by me.
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>>4650517
It's ok, better than letting the government assassin off with nothing.
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>>4650517
Good enough
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>>4650517
Sounds good he's a piece of shit so he deserves it and more
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>>4650517
Sounds ok
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Okay. Now this means I'm not sure which move Silver will use so I'll let the dice decide
1=Precise
2=Not precise
>writing
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>>4650531
Would a non precise crippling be worse for him?
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>>4650537
My bet is that it will be a lot worse for any bystanders/buildings
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>>4650537
It's not the nature of the crippling, but the attack
One is very deliberate while the other... has a larger splash zone
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>>4650542
Poor luff getting his meat ruined
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There are two quests marked 4 in the archive
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>>4650543
Do you really think there's anything left of those? Silver is fast but not THAT fast
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>>4650545
Yeah. That's my bad. I was a dingus and archived 5 as 4
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Blueno sweats nervously. He does believe you're bluffing but he already took quite a severe beating and now you're using your devil fruit. This means he'd need to use his advanced Rokushiki techniques as well as his own devil fruit in tandem. But with that he could definitely stand up to you even if it means shamelessly running away from Straw Hat.
"Right then. Sor-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_a5_jsGPfg

He gets smack in the face. He looks around searching for you but he sees nothing. Soon he feels his body being attacked from every direction by invisible hands and feet. Blueno violently convulses as the attacks don't stop. Eventually he tries to use Kami-e but it doesn't do anything and then he manages to activate Tekkai but it offers very little resistance. Finally once you feel like he had enough you stop and appear with a smirk on your face. Blueno doesn't want to believe his eyes. He couldn't see your speed but at the last moment when you slowed down he understood what it was.

"N-No! This can't be... It's the bastardized version of Soru you pirate scum stole! To think you're deranged enough to use it URK! The ears!"
Things connected in the agents brain and he realized what was happening.
"Y-You tailor made a form to make up for the weakness of Shakushi?!"

"Ooooooh! It has a name? Cool!"
You whisper.

It's widely believed Shakushi is the pirates attempt at copying Soru, but some people claim it's the other way around that the "Shave" is the more refined form of the barbarous Shakushi. Whatever the case is, the superiority of the Rokushiki technique is unquestionable (for a marine). In terms of speed they are equal but Soru is more focused, it's used in short bursts repeatedly and can only travel in one direction. On the other end Shakushi has no need for stopping and course adjusting as it's a constant way of movement. But its speed is literally blinding, leaving the user only capable of seeing vague outlines. As such it's deemed too dangerous to use and only lunatic pirates who don't care about collateral damage or the lives of their allies use it. It's quite a terrifying technique but since Blueno knows it very well he can beat it. Yes he can!

"GIANT TRAP DOOR!"

He slams his hand down and the entire floor beneath you splits apart. You both fall to the lower level as the door he made closes above your head. Blueno wastes no time using Soru to close all the curtains on the floor to create as much darkness as he can. Now he was free to use his specialty, assassination.
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>>4650583
Slow clap, that's some clever work there Spooky.

Kuro's thing, isn't it? But but when using it you're blind as a bat... But we are a bat, so its actually fine. Seriously my man, that's a nice tie-in and way to leverage our fruit.
And they said a Zoan would be dull.
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Out of sight, out of mind and without a sound Blueno sneaks up on you. He watches your every movement and adjusts his own so he's always positioned with something between you. But it's not like he has a lot to do since you just stand there menacingly. Finally he gets within his own attack range and he extends two fingers on his right hand. The Double Shigan should be more than enough to finish anyone off if it hits a vital part which he can definitely aim for from behind you. He throws the attack but finds it stopped when you reach above your shoulder to catch the two fingers pointing at the nape of your neck. Blueno pulls free of your hold but that simple squeeze was enough to break both his fingers. You smile and with an uppercut send him back to the roof and jump after him, putting a second hole in the construct.

"H-How?"
The CP9 agent struggles to his feet.
"I-I made no sound! It can't be! Don't tell me you have Haki?"

"Kek! What are you talking about? You made a ton of sound! You're making it even now! Thump, thump, thump! And it's quite quick! Are you scared?"

"Y-You can track my heartbeat?!"

"Yeap! Cool isn't it? Now. Wanna see what it's like when I use it to attack?"

For the first time the CP9 agent has no clever rebuttal, no doubt in his heart. He realizes that so far everything you meant everything you said 100%. So if everything up until now didn't count as an offensive act then he needs to RUN! But it's a bit too late for that now as he forgot an important little oddity. Up until now you've been speaking in whispers. Yet he heard every word clearly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNWSDvDqm9g

You let out a whistle and it blows his legs out from under him. An invisible blast hit his kneecap and that leg of his is now useless. He raises his hands, not in an attempt to make a door but in protest.
"Enough! I yield!"

"Nah! You chose this! But don't worry, you won't die. Killing a tool is stupid, breaking it is enough."
You put both of your hands out and raise them to your face as if you were holding a ball. Opening your enlarged mouth you begin screaming into the cupped hands and you start moving them around. There is a clearly visible ball of white "stuff" forming in front of you but it's hard to tell exactly what it is but there is one strange thing to note: It makes no sound. It's quite simple really. From Hasshoken you learned how to use vibrations and figured out how to throw your voice and from Fish-man Karate you learned how to manipulate water as if it was a solid object, then there was that interesting attack that Franky guy used... When the principles of these are applied it lets you mold and control sound like it was putty. And now you rolled a lot of "voice" into a small ball. Grinning you prepare to throw the attack.
"SILVER STYLE! LAUGHING BOMB!"
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>>4650637
Ah man, combining arts is always so cool.
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>>4650637
I can't wait until someone tries to temporarily stop their heart to try and sneak up on Silver only to realize that muscles in motion make a sound that isn't identifiable to the human ear. Good ol' friction.
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After pitching the bomb like you usually do cannonballs onboard your ship it explodes as soon as it hits the ground near Bluenos legs. In the span of a second it expands into a dome, sending the cow in the air, his body a mangled mess. He almost falls off the edge but you grab him by the arm and toss him back on the roof. Your claim of not killing him would be pretty disingenuous otherwise.
"Kek! Did you see that? I didn't know every hole of yours can bleed like that! I wonder if his butt is bleeding as well!"
Your body reverts to its default state and you exhale with relief. As strong as the Turelim is, it's demanding to keep up both mentally and physically. Takes a lot of concentration to make sure you don't do something stupid and it tires you out.
"SO! How was that mister Mummy Dee Goofy?! Bet you can't do anything like THAT!"

Luffys eyes shift away from you, his mouth puckers up and he starts whistling as he talks. He also starts waving his hand dismissively.
"Oh yeah that was nice! You're strong! I wish I could become stronger like that. But I can't"

"HAH! I KNEW IT!"
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And I officially ran out of notes that I prepared.
Soooo I guess I'll call things off here.
Have a good night everyone!
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>>4650656
Good night QM
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>>4650656
Peace
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>>4650656
good night and thank you for running
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>>4650637
>pic related
>>4650653
kek
Luffy wants to gear so bad
Or wait have we retarded his gear development by stealing his fights against Blueno, I can't remember?
>>4650656
Good night and thanks for the run
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>>4650667
I think he already had it, he did say he can't become stronger "like that"
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>>4650656
Good night! Good stuff as always
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>>4650667
Yeah he says he came up with the gear techniques after getting beaten by Kizaru.
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>>4650676
I thought he learned exactly one line of sarcasm.
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>>4650656
Thanks for run.
>>4650667
I am pretty sure luffy already knows how to use the gears.
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>>4650676
>>4650687
It's good that he learned it against someone else
All I remember is that Blueno was the first one he used it on
>>4650685
Wat
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>>4650698
Wrong Admiral sorry, I meant he said he came after the technique when he loses to Kuzan after the foxy pirate thing.
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>>4650656
Good run. But did Silver already forget about Lacroix? >>4650123
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>>4650709
Destroy a man's balls and there is nothing of him to remember.
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>>4650870
'''Ouch'''
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>>4650870
Sorry Lacroix but you've gotta go to the okama island now.
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Bats live for 40 years easily even if they have the metabolism crazier then a rat who lives around 2 or so years thats a 20 times increase in lifespan so imagine how long silver will live
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>>4651300
>so imagine how long silver will live
Considering the amount of organ damage he probably has/will have from his constant fighting I'd be surprised if he lived to be 60. Even little stuff builds up over time.
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>>4650709
>>4650870
>>4651272
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>>4651300
You do know we are talking about the guy who plays games which involves his head splitting open and bleeding, quote, "for hours"

The fact that he has survived himself is a bloody miracle
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Pic powers if I'm not wrong are basically just super vibrations, so would be possible to make a weak version of near all whitebeard attacks with the turelim ?
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>>4651483
In a manner of speaking, yes. Though they'd be little more than cheap knock-offs. And the Turelim is not necessary, it's only needed to produce stronger sound waves. Manipulating them can be done even in base form

>>4651404
His retarded strength and constitution are gods way of compensating. Plus, if you got no brain to speak of it means you can't get brain damage either. He's invincible
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>>4651483
I guess that's not entirely wrong of a sorts.

But you're basically comparing the atomic bomb to a lump of C4.
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>5th thread not archived
Who fucked up?
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>>4651483
The stuff WB was doing during fight yeah but I doubt Silver will ever make seaquakes.
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>>4651834
I did anon
Accidentally named #5 as #4 as well. So there are two #4's now.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4599869/
Here
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>>4651845
thanks, bro
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So I did a thing
Here's the thing
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My Valentine


"Maaaan that was a nice nap!"
It's not uncommon for the weather to turn good at sea and it usually means "Party Time". But even then due to the fickle nature of the Grand Line you must all remain vigilant, for the weather could drastically change without any warning signs. But it's quite unusual to find a sweet spot such as this one that's at the equilibrium point between two islands. The weather is now sunny and temperate, perfect for some much needed relaxation. But as you look around you have to realize you're all alone.
"Where is everyone?"

You start searching for the others because they usually go out of their way to not do ANYTHING during these precious breaks. Yet now they are nowhere to be found. Curious. You smell some rather mouth-watering scent coming from the kitchen and head in there. Almost immediately you hear arguing.

"Could you just THIS ONCE let it go?"

"Fahk you! I'm the one making it so I get to decide what goes in! And as long as I'm the cook you won't eat a scrap on this ship without poison in it! But... just this one I'm willing to compromise."

"Thank you."
Jaws is sitting at the table with Will at his side while Gu is busy in the kitchen.
"William, do you know how to make a bow?"

"I know lots! I can even fold paper angels!"

"That's good. Do both. I'll fold some boxes out of these metal sheets."

You scratch your head at this unusual display.
"What are you guys doing? And where are the others?"

"I sent them below deck to search for my stash of good wine. Little do they know I already have it here."
Jaws pulls a bottle out from under the table.
"Care to join us Silver? We're making gifts."

"Gifts? I LOVE GIFTS!"

"Not for you! It's for the ladies!"

"B-But I want gifts..."

"Well tough luck. Because it's valentines day."
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"Who's this Valentine that thinks he gets to have gifts but I don't?! I'LL KICK HIS ASS!"

"Shhhh! Not so loud! Come help us pack the chocolate and I'll tell you what's up."

Grumpy but eager to find out who the asshole is you got to beat up now you sit down and help pack Omukades chocolates into Murrays boxes so Will can wrap them up nicely. Sadly chocolate has a tendency to melt in your hand so you earn a few strangulations from the chef, especially when you try to eat them, then he got REALLY angry. And now you have to use your sword as a spatula while Murray tells you the gist of things. Apparently Valentines day is a holiday where men are supposed to give girls gifts, usually in the form of sweets or flowers. And since your access to greenery is limited that leaves you with chocolate and expensive booze. Frankly you find the very idea to be ridiculous. Why do guys have to give away good gifts for nothing in turn just because some butthole says so?

Regardless, you do manage to finish packing the boxes just in time for the girls to come back up looking mighty pissed.
"HEY MURRAY! I don't KNOW where you left your drink and I don't care! Bet it's not even that good anyway."

Snickering to himself Jaws shouts out.
"Oh sorry about that. We actually found it in the kitchen and forgot to tell you about it!"

"SONOFA-"
You hear angry footsteps coming towards you as Marcella kicks down the door.
"Okay but if you don't share I SWEAR... What are you dumbasses doing?"

"Ahem. Well given how we've known each other for the longest... Happy Valentines day Marcella."

Everyone else also picks up a box and approaches a lady of their choice.
"Happy Valentines day Lyda. Thanks again for stitching me up that day."

"Happy Valentines day Mother!"
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That leaves only you with Angel remaining the only one who hasn't received their present yet. She barely even realizes her situation and she merely enjoys the expressions of the others, so you feel justified in clutching the box and sneaking away with it but as you take the first step you realize something. There IS one thing you covet more than the sweets right now. So you meekly approach Angel and tap her on the shoulder.
"Chocolate for the chocolate?"

Angel didn't know how to react, at first it didn't even register that you talked to her. After staring at you awkwardly for several moments she unintentionally reached for the box and took it.
"W-Well. I suppose it'd be rude to refuse a gift."

She said so but her expression and the things she said were in complete dissonance. She raises the box up to her chin, her gaze completely fixated on it. Her mouth is trying to curl into a smile but she's clearly fighting it, resulting in a weird wobbling of her lips. She's almost shaking she's so giddy. She was never allowed to have or participate in girly things. Why would she? Hers was a long and proud bloodline of warriors and she herself was a huntress. Her duty was to be strong to be of use to the tribe, her marriage would be a pact made out of necessity and tradition. She was to be matched with another strong warrior to produce a child who'd carry on her legacy. Such frivolous things were not important. But there she had it. A small box of indulgence and sin. The wrapping was so cute, it was almost a waste to destroy it but the contents it hid away were more tantalizing.

"W-Would it be a problem if we, if we shared one?"
Now we're talking! She took out one chocolate ball and plopped it down in your palm while she took one for herself. Gently she placed it into her mouth and rolled around the sweet treat, allowing the melting chocolate to slide into every inch of her orifice. She was beyond divine, Hagetaka simply had no words to describe it and could only moan... Until the thin layer of chocolate broke down, revealing the secret inside which made her eyes snap open in abject horror.

Omukade is not an unreasonable man, obsessed yes but not unreasonable. When he said he was willing to compromise he meant it. For many things can be considered poisons, it's part of his philosophy. Medicine can become poison depending on context and dosage while the reverse is also true. And the thing he put in there is actual poison. However it also serves as the cornerstone of medicine itself and human culture as a whole. It is a slow killing poison that is only lethal over a long periods of time or in one massive dosage. However it is normally not used for killing, only suicide. And those sweets were full of it. Bonbons filled with delicious cognac.

"SILVER NO!"
She reached out to stop him. But her suddenly reaching out only had one effect.

GULP
"hic"
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I wasn't originally going to make one of these but then I got a pretty good idea. Anyway I hope you like it
In other news I'm planning on running Tuesday at 15:00 GMT
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>>4653619
Damn fine work, sir.
Now I want an omake for the aftermath once they got Silver to sleep
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>>4653614
Nice
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>>4653619
Ah the joys of filling our sweet crewmate's orifice with sin
Rock on Spooky
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>>4653614
Gu you fool. You should have known Silver would get his hands on a chocolate somehow. The end is nigh!
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Due to unforeseen consequences I must move todays tgread back 1 day
So I'll be running on Wednesday 15:00 GMT instead
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>>4655059
See you tomorrow then.
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Fuck I'm finally done.
Anyway I feel pretty shitty for missing my original time so here. Due to popular demand:
The ending
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One hour later

Captain Silvers rampage has been stopped. Or rather, it ended when he finally ran out of steam.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Much groaning can be heard throughout the hull of the Dauntless as the scattered Silver Pirates lay defeated in various positions. One could spend days surveying the damage inflicted and it still wouldn't be conclusive. Luckily for everyone involved none of the destruction wrought is actually threatening, it's just annoying. Molten, syrupy goodness covers the inside of the ship with black droplets of chocolate dripping everywhere.

"Mother, I don't think I like chocolate anymore."

"I-"
Ann had to hold back her own barf.
"I understand j-just stay strong William. You gotta be a strong boy because if you throw up now I-"

"Mother you're the only one doing that-"

"How? I want to know how are my GILLS CLOGGED!"

"P-Please, no more! My tummy can't take more abuse! I feel chocolate leaking from my stitches!"

Hagetaka also hissed while she laid face down, covered from head to toe in sweet filth.
"This is so humiliating. By the ancestors it's, it's everywhere. I'm filled! I can no longer call myself a maiden, much less a warrior!"
*sob*

"Gu..."

"Yes Marcella?"

"This won't come out of my suit will it?"

"No."

"Sigh. I just want to know. What the fuck went through your head that made you think putting alcohol in the choco was a good idea?"

"First, it wasn't me who fed him! And second, before ANY of you start blaming me further, I'll have you know that I used up ALL of the cocoa I could find! I... literally have no clue how he got ANY, let alone THIS MUCH!"

Marcella sighed and rolled over onto her back. There was no point in trying to stay clean anymore. She looked to her side and there he was. Snoring and sleeping soundly like nothing happened at all, with his little chocolate covered pet crab snoozing on him. He likely won't even have a hangover tomorrow which is just icing on the cake. She reached over and gently patted him on the head.
"Sleep well little dumbo... Because tomorrow... I'll CRUSH YOUR BALLS!"
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>>4655324
>how are my GILLS CLOGGED!
Lots of keks were had. Good one.
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>>4655324
Kek
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>>4655324
>stay strong William
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>>4655324
>I'll CRUSH YOUR BALLS!"
Kinky.
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>>4655324
>the day Silver defiled his entire crew in the sweetest way
>even the women and children
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Satisfied with your work you pick up your stuff and get dressed. Afterwards you feel the need to wipe yourself off with a towel since you're overheated. However you have no such thing on your person so you go and rip off a piece of Bluenos clothes to clean yourself with. As you do you get to take a good look at your own handiwork. It's really impressive all things considered.

"Well at least he won't have to worry about putting on pants in the morning anymore. I'm kinda jealous really. I always wanted a peg-leg, seemed very piratey. And now he gets to have two!"

"I guess. Still I almost feel bad for the guy."

"Hey don't look at me! I'm not the one who's clumsy enough to loose both his legs! If he was as strong as he said he'd still have them!"

Luffy looks away from Blueno and turns his attention to you.
"Can you keep going?"

"Yeah. I just need to sit down for a little. You don't have more of those meats do you?"

"Get your own meat!"
Figures. You sigh and decide to solve this little problem yourself but as you do Luffy seems to take an issue with it.
"Are you going to eat him?"

"Uh, yeah? Cow meat is delicious!"

"But... he has poop in him."

Shit, he has a point there. Guess it's the Silver Special for you for now. As your stomach growls you feed it a knuckle sandwich to make it shut up and sit down to get some rest. Just as you do you hear some ruckus going on upstairs and so does Luffy. Most likely they heard your big boom in the big tower at the opposite side of the canyon. The remaining CP9 goons are making their appearance and they line up to look down at you. Apparently there are 3 more of them that you didn't know about. They are mainly focused on Blueno or... what's left of him. And you don't exactly get the feeling that they are very good friends, none of them are. At best they seem to be disgusted with the sight, thinking that it's pathetic, at worst they are genuinely enjoying seeing him broken. They seem to be talking amongst themselves, however it's too far for even your eyes to catch so you only hear snippets. They are assuming Straw Hat did that. Those assholes! YOU were the one doing the work! NOT HIM! Whatever.
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At the very least Luffy himself doesn't seem to care about that and he just starts shouting at them, boy got some lungs.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOY! WHEEEEERE'S ROBIIIIN?! GIVE HER BAAAACK!"
That cat guy smirks and he begins tugging on a chain. Oh no. You feel your hunger disappearing on its own. Now you crave something else, something more filling.

Nico Robin is dragged, no, she walks in on her own accord after being given a single yank. Looks like she has her hands cuffed and bound to that chain they are pulling. Most likely that weird Sea Stone material you've had the misfortune of getting acquainted with. As she walks up you see the signs of several emotions on her face, none of them good. Disgust, anger, fear, defeat, all of it aimed square at Luffy. Seriously, why does EVERYONE ignore you?
"Why are you here? Why did you come? I made myself clear didn't I? I didn't want you to be here! SO WHY?"

"What are you talking about Robin? We're here for YOU!"

"I DON'T CARE!"
She snaps, her hostility is clear for everyone. Especially the CP9 guys who seem to be loving this display. There's also another guy you see laughing his ass off but he's keeping to the shadows for now.
"WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU PEOPLE! I JUST WANT TO DIE!!"

The guy you've seen hiding behind the backs of the agents can no longer hold himself back and he comes out, laughing heartily.
"That's right, that's right! Tell these idiotic mongrels they came to die for nothing HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh I love this!"
He then punches Nico Robin for good measure and kicks her while she's down. She's showing no signs of retaliation.

Luffy seems unfazed by this. Either he doesn't care or... or he knew perfectly well what to expect. Either way seems to be waiting for something and you have a good guess as to what it is. Judging by the tremors coming from below your crewmates have finally caught up and now they are about to make their entrance. This is about to get very personal you feel.

>Join Straw Hat and take a stand
>Sit back and watch things unfold
>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assault
>Other?
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>>4656762
>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assault
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>>4656762
>Join Straw Hat and take a stand
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>>4656762
>>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assault
ain't our rodeo, we promised Merry we would help and we are, but they can keep their inter-crew drama between themselves.
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>>4656762
>Sit back and watch things unfold

It's a great scene, but I don't wanna steal steal their moment and she is goofy's nakama... Poor life choices and lack of good taste aside we do want Nico Robin to sign the wanted poster, hm.
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>>4656762
>Sit back and watch things unfold
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>Shut the ugly Panda looking guy up!
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>>4656762
>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assault
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Well it looks like you'll be nope-ing the heck out of there
>>4656808
But not before firing a warning shot

>writing
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>>4656813
>>4656808
Hehehe, that's a good addition. Nice thinking there, That's what they get for ignoring us like that
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You stand up and get ready to move downstairs. Gotta meet the others and discuss how to proceed. Besides, you got a pretty good inkling as to what's going to happen.

And just as you predicted Luffy sticks a finger in his nose and responds.
"What are you talking about Robin? I mean everyone kinda came to rescue you. So the least you can do is let us break you out. Then you can decide what you want to do, okay?"

As he finishes the roof begins rumbling and a huge tornado bursts out from the building. The rest of the Straw Hats and Franky come out of the hole it dug after a brief bout of cursing and you take that as the sign to leave. But before you do there are a few things you want to take care of. First is that panda looking guy wearing the leather belts on his face. Aside looking stupid he's incredibly infuriating, not just how he's treating the chained up Nico Robin but how he constantly keeps insulting everyone. So you take out your trusty Jezail and with a quick twirl fire off a warning shot. Into his face. The BOOM stops everyone for a moment and they all look as the bullet travels. Unfortunately Rob Pussy over there transformed into his zoan form and caught the bullet with his hand. Still the shockwave alone was enough to knock Panda on his ass and shut him up so, Mission Accomplished.

With a smirk on your face you jump down the hole and in bat form fly to where Marcellas cursing can be heard.
"Roronoa you cock flavored avocado! If you do that again I'll shove one of your swords up your ASS and make you do Santoryu THAT WAY!"

"Hey."

"Oh Silver. The Hell is going on up there?"

"Not much. Goofy and company are trying to reach their nakama. I think it's working. Anyway, while those loosers are distracted we can move on ahead! I'm racing Luff to the top to see who gets to kill Panda!"

"Panda? What are you talking about? Anyway, we can't. Have you seen what's out there? A massive FUCKING chasm! Apparently there are two levers in the two towers here that can lower a bridge. But the Franky Family should be working on that. We can't go until they pull them."

"Ahem. Allow me."
Ann steps up and pulls out something out from under her habit. It's a MASSIVE net seemingly made out of silk.

"Whoooa! When did you have the time to fart all that out?"

"Not. Now. Silver!"
She grits her teeth.
"With this one we should be able to fly across. If that is agreeable with everyone."

Jaws pumps his fists in excitement.
"That's the spirit Sister! Okay captain! Looks like we have a ride-"

>Hmmmm. Don't like it. Those guys can fly. They could shoot us down
>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!
>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!
>Other?
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>>4656830
>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!
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>>4656830
>>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!
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>>4656830
>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!
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>>4656830
>Hmmmm. Don't like it. Those guys can fly. They could shoot us down

Seems far too risky. Any number of the stronger CP members could just fly over and cut the damn thing.
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>>4656830
>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then! Be careful though some of the enemies can fly.
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>>4656830
>>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!
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>>4656830
>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!
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>>4656830
>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!
Let's not get too cocky

>I'll shove one of your swords up your ASS and make you do Santoryu THAT WAY!"
Toppest of keks
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I was getting worried you were about to pick going straight for the enemy while there are several Rokushiki masters present
Glad you got some self preservation. You get the easier dice now
>Writing

3d10+2 best of 3, dc: 15, crit: 18
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Rolled 8, 4, 8 + 2 = 22 (3d10 + 2)

>>4656863
TO THE MOON
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Rolled 3, 8, 1 + 2 = 14 (3d10 + 2)

>>4656863
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Rolled 3, 10, 5 + 2 = 20 (3d10 + 2)

>>4656863
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>>4656863
It's fine, they're being distracted by the straw hats and Panda is being distracted by the fact that a pirate actually tried to kill him instead of just shouting impotently.
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So ideas for what we do here? I vote we steal all they have, beat up an agent or two. Then bolt.
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>>4656900
MONEY
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>>4656900
We want our money back, We want to honour our promise to Merry and we definetly want Nico Robin's autograph!

Besides they have to have something neat to steal, and then we wreck shop... If this is some kind of judge-prison place then it is our duty as a pirate to make sure they can't use it against innocent good and upstanding pirates for as long as possible.

Then there's also not being upstaged by Goofy. Definitely don't want that to happen
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You have the net tied around you and the others get in it like a basket.
"Okay this is good! Now we can just fly over like this! If we stay low they might not shoot us down."

"Hmmmm. Might take longer that way but it is safer. Your call captain."

Jaws comments on your decision and proceeds to punch a hole in the nearby wall so you can fly out of it. As you take off you find out that you are in fact safe from this low of an angle because there is a GIANT fiery explosion going off at the top of the building. You're much too focused on flying to pay it any real attention, however the comments of the others do paint a pretty clear picture.

"Did-"

"they-"

"just-"

"declare-"

"war-"

"on the Government?"

Judging by the absolute lack of enemy attacks raining down on your head, you'd guess the Pizza boys are just as shocked by this development as your guys are. Still, it does serve as a very good distraction which you intend to fully make use of. Without any interruptions you manage to fly right up to the Tower of Justice and with a subtle but noticeable SLAM into the wall you notify the others you've arrived.
"Erm. Jaws?"

"Roger."

After a bit of focusing Murray punches a sizable hole in the wall which allows everyone to safely. There is security inside as expected but it takes them a while to recover from the fact that a HOLE was just blown into the wall. It's your crew who throws the first punch, namely Angel who quickly realizes the enemy has recovered and preemptively goes in to reduce the number of firearms they have. Or more accurately the number of arms they have for firing. A full scale brawl breaks out with plenty of Marine and Government Agent blood being shed as you all pummel them. However this is only a temporary thing, a necessary culling so you can safely move on with your stuff. As the last of the guards get their lights knocked out all alarms go off in the building, notifying everyone not at the gates about your intrusion. Looks like it's party time.

"Orders Captain?"

>I'm going up. You can do as you please
>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!
>They are upstairs! So we're going upstairs! Follow me!
>Other?
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>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!
>> One group goes too the very top and the other goes too the very bottom. Everyone knows their where the best loot is kept.
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>>4656917
Supporting
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>>4656917
+1
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>>4656917
I can't argue with that logic, second!
Especially our money, worst come to worst we can beat someone up and they'l tell us where they took our belli
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Should we steal Funkfreed?
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>>4656910
Backing this >>4656917
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>>4656910
>I'm going up. You can do as you please
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>>4656925
Yes, but only to piss off panda.
We can sell it back to the WG or some random shop afterwards
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>>4656910
>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!
>Other?

We still hungry? Should we get some food, Franky shouldn't need to refresh in this timeline so we won't interrupt that.
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>>4656910
>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!
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>>4656917
Well this garnered a lot of support.
A two pronged attack sounds good.
However... did you really think Spandam would just LEAVE that much money around when he could have it for himself?
>writing
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We'll just smash everything he owns and take it for ourselves
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>>4656963
I bet he has a gold statue of himself somewhere.

We should yoink it.
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>>4656963
... I halfway expected him to fill a bath with it and frolic around like scrooge mcduck, yes
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Think he has more Devil Fruits or other valuable Items laying around in his safes?

… Actually, should we steal those Seastones Handcuffs while we're at it?
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>>4656980
>… Actually, should we steal those Seastones Handcuffs while we're at it?
Good idea, anon
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>>4656980
Yea, yea that seems like a handy thing to have... Tho I can guarantee you they will be used against us by the crew at some point.

Then again, cuffs without keys are kind of useless so we'd have to get our hands on those too.
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Yea, yea that seems like a handy thing to have... Tho I can guarantee you they will be used against us by the crew at some point.

Then again, cuffs without keys are kind of useless so we'd have to get our hands on those too.

Maybe pull an Ussop and throw them onto the Cp9 members?
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You grin as you start planning. Naturally the Goofy Gang will go through this place and cut a swath through their ranks as they go and rescue Nico Robin. But it'd be SUCH a shame to leave all these shiny knick-knacks just lying around when you sink this fucking island into the sea! It's not called the Judicial Island for nothing. There are all sorts of golden goodies like scales or other symbolic things, but you also bet there are other valuables.You bet some of the judged criminals belongings end up here, maybe all do. And just what kind of a good, upstanding pirate would leave his fellows belongings here?

"LISTEN UP EVERYONE! Sweep the entire place from top to bottom! Take anything worth a damn that's not nailed down! THEN TAKE THE NAILS!"

Two groups start forming from your crew, those who'll go upstairs and those who'll go down into the basement. Because obviously the top-most and bottom-most places are where the shinies are kept. But there is just one problem, the strong guys are all upward so this means the two groups are not at all balanced. The ones going down will be Ann with Will by her side at all times, Stitches who makes sure they survive and Jaws just in case anyone strong ends up being there. Originally Toxin was going to do that part but he insisted on going up. Speaking of up, the other two are naturally Hook and Angel, both of whom seem eager for a scrap. And since you got the best mobility out of anyone you'll be the vanguard and lead the charge ahead of everyone. Angel, Toxin and Hook have trouble keeping up with you at first but as more and more meat is thrown at you it gets increasingly more difficult to make any progress. But the first REAL problem only rears its ugly head when you realize just how many floors there are. And you'll need to climb ALL of them. Just looking up at the seemingly never ending floors is making you dizzy. What's worse is that the thought of climbing all those floors is making a rumbly in your tummy. And Gu is not looking like he's about to provide you with something tasty anytime soon. He still looks like he's one foot in the grave.

>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
>Ditch the others and look for food
>Stick together even if it means you'll get bogged down
>Other?
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>>4657016
>>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
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>>4657016
>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
Cheese Pizza is bound to have some food with them, which we can take once we beat them!
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>>4657016
>>Ditch the others and look for food
You cannot assault the government with an empty stomach
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>>4657016
>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
Gonna start up with our cannibalism, poop or not
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>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
>> Have one of them stay on your back while your flying
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>>4657016
>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
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>>4657016
>>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
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Oh dear sweet lord. You guys are dead set on rushing straight to Lucci aren't you?
And here I was hoping I can use the line "Can't kill on an empty stomach"
>writing

And let's see how well can you blitz past all that bullshit
3d10+1 best of 3, dc:15, crit 20
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Rolled 3, 6, 6 + 1 = 16 (3d10 + 1)

>>4657062

Payback for when you called us a "Self preservation" whatever that means, you meanie!
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Rolled 8, 8, 5 + 1 = 22 (3d10 + 1)

>>4657062
Get fucked, catboy
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Rolled 9, 2, 4 + 1 = 16 (3d10 + 1)

>>4657062
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Rolled 5, 7, 6 + 1 = 19 (3d10 + 1)

>>4657062
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>>4657068
>>4657064
>>4657067

We got a pair and a crit, and we're a poker expert with 100% win rate so that means our hand is extra good, right, right?
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>>4657064
>>4657067
>>4657071
>Silver
>Master of poker
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>>4657087
We played one game and we won one game, no survivors!
That definitely makes us an expert...
Also that is hilarious, thank you.
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>>4657087
>that meme
I did not know I needed that. Now I can't stop laughing.
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>>4657097
>>4657094
There are a bunch of these
>Let it rip Mr. Bond
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"Okay guys. I don't feel like climbing all these. You can take care of that."
You transform into a bat and bail the heck out of the place so you can fly straight up with nobody being able to stop you. Hell most of the Government guys can't even see you. Serves them right for being tools who wear sunglasses inside! Unfortunately your mates don't necessarily agree with your logic.

"SILVEEEER! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE US HERE YOU LITTLE SHIiiiiiii-"

Laughing you leave them to their fates as the suits encircle them. But you're not too worried because even though they are technically down 1 person, they are still strong. An explosion of glass and the screams of men notify you that Angel has kicked into gear and the sound of dense metal hitting soft flesh becomes perceptible. They got this. So you have no real issue with leaving them behind. As you keep rising you do pass by quite a few of the Cheese Pizza boys, even Kalifa funnily enough. They do recognize that you're casually bypassing their defenses however they just laugh at you and allow you to pass stating "Even Lucci needs some fun". Hmmm well, they haven't exactly been around you long at all so they don't know the kinda fun you get into. Poor dummies. As they descend to prepare for the arrival of their "entertainment" you reach a pretty hefty metal door and after a bit of headscratching carve your way through it. Once this last obstacle has been cleared you start hearing footsteps ahead. Three pairs to be exact, one calm, one scared and one that's being dragged. Jackpot.

Going full speed you manage to catch up to them as they enter a rather large room.
"STOOOOOOOOOP!"
Your shoes screech as they slide across the floor.

As you arrive with a grin the Panda, the Catboy and Nico Robin all stare at you in utter disbelief.
"How did you get here so fast?"

"Huff. Huff. Sorry! I know you're busy with your execution but... I got a favor to ask! Phew. Jesus! Just gimme a minute. Need a breather."
You cough for a little while and spit up a loogie just to be on the safe side.
"Okay. Better! Now... let's get to business! Nico Robin! We meet again! Except this time it's the first time! Now please sign this!"

"W-What?"

"It's your bounty! We're both from the West Blue! I'm a fan! I've been at Ohara too! OH WAIT! I KNOW!"
You put the bounty back in its place and pull out something else. It's the paper you drew for Iceburg, the one where you drew squiggles in the ancient language. Though you intended it to be a bit more eloquent the sign ended up reading a lot like it was written by a monkey. Luckily nobody at present seems to get what it says, except for one.

"ME FRIEND"
It says.

Nico Robins eyes widen, revealing to you that they are indeed quite red. She must've been crying recently. That does put a smile on your face. Not that she was hurt, but that you get to punch these guys in the face now.
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I think I'll finish things off here. Next session will hopefully be held at Friday 15:00 GMT.
And it will be time for some hard earned justice. In the mean time I'll try to provide some fights between the crew and other CP9 members

If you don't mind spoilers here are the match-ups. But I'm open for requests
Marcella vs Kalifa
Omukade vs Kumadori
Hagetaka vs Jabra
Ann vs Fukuro


Anyway. I hope you'll have a good day/night!
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>>4657182
>tfw this time the pizza boys have to fight two stupid strong pirate crews instead of one
Almost makes you feel bad for them.
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>>4657179
>That does put a smile on your face

>>4657182
Sounds good. The straw hats are gonna join in on the fun, right?
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>>4657188
I was thinking about it. And I asked myself, am I that cruel?
The answer is yes
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>>4657103
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Wait, that was a great scene but... When did we learn to write squgglies rather then just copying them from memory?

Also Imagine Lucci's thought process right now.

This is why he came to Enies Lobby
This is why he is challenging the dreaded CP9
This is why he plowed through 10.000 marines.
He is going to have to fight and kill this idiot... Because he wanted an autograph.
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>>4657209
He probably finds Silver to be a lot like Celestial Dragon in the inane bullshit department.
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>>4657182
>silver vs spandam
metal mouth stole our loot.
that money is for dauntless-chan's surgery.

His debt must be paid in blood.
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>>4657212
Indeed, I mean... We have another 500 millions reasons to chase them down.

But I'm also really looking forwards to that discussion.
"THAT is why you came?"
"No, promised their ship I'd help... Oh and you stole my money, give it back!"
":..You what?! I, eh. NO ITS MY MONEY NO STUPID PIRATE!"
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>>4657190
Oh and about that... 2v1 matches It just means that unlike in canon CP9 won't have to be nerfed and/or act like retards to give the main cast a chance (Nami/Kalifa, Kaku and Jabbra... Sanji and Nami should both have died and Zoro/Usopp shouldn't have been left to tard out and not be punished for it consider how CP9 we're built and hyped up.)
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>>4657179
>ME FRIEND
Awww, das sweet

>>4657182
Could our crew tag team with the Straws? Cause I don't wanna steal say like, Sanji's fight with Jabra where he gets his major power up.
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>>4657209
Well it's the same scribble Silver showed Iceburg. And it's not like he can write in them. He just has a vague understanding of what certain symbols might mean.
The best he can manage is Grug-speak

As for Lucci he barely even cares. Hell he would find killing an idiot amusing. By his own admission he only cares about Dark Justice because it gives him a loicense to kill. That's it. CP9 with a few exceptions are just psyhopaths with a lot of discipline

>>4657237
Kek

>>4657257
They will be a bit more buffed but just so this wouldn't be a slaughter. With the exception of Fukuro, Kalifa and Blueno all of CP9 was pretty threatening. Sanji, Zoro, Chopper and Luffy all got beaten within an inch of their lives

>>4657863
There is clearly a demand for it so yes. No stealing of thunders for now. At least not completely
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>>4657950
I really quite disagree there, Fukuro was one of the better fights: Franky was in (perceived) real danger, had to think on his feet and in the end the fight was decided because of how Fukuro, like the rest of CP9, are incredibly (over)confident in their abilities and chose to try and tank a hit he couldn't instead of dodging.

Kalifa was badly hit over the head by the 'tard bat (not using her whip, or the finger-stab thing or just simply kicking Nami and instead prioritized fanservice and soap-magic)

Kaku and Jabbra literally just dicked around while Zoro/Usopp were cuffed together, then continued dicking around in the actual fight... And then both were beaten when their opponent decided to actually get serious and promptly annihilated them.

Luffy's fight was as all of luffy's fights: He has a way bigger HP pool then anyone else, tanks all the abuse you can throw at him and eventually he won without thought or diverting from the riveting plan of "punch, punch harder or punch really harder".

Kumadori was retarded, but introduced as retarded so its a lot better and pushed Chopper to some very interesting lengths, consequences makes things fun and interesting!

So, yea. Honestly I found CP9 to be really quite disappointing at best and never actually tried to win or acted like the supposedly "professional" murderer's they were supposed to be, with the one mentioned exception.
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Should we knock Panda boy out before we take on Lucci?
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Silver has left, which is not good. His crewmembers are now left surrounded by dozens upon dozens upon dozens of glowers armed to the teeth and set on killing or capturing them, which is also not good.
"Okay milktank! Since Mr Health Inspection Violation decided he's not a big enough burden downstairs we'll have to carry this shit! You ready?"

"Always."

The girls both touched the walls and suddenly the government dogs found shards of exploding glass and fishing hooks embedding themselves in their skin. The ones at the front were blown into the big hole at the center of the tower while the more fortunate ones decided their job is not worth risking their eyeballs for and backed down. But before the pirates could make a move they were suddenly ambushed by various members of CP9 who were more than happy to take the pesky intruders off the hands of the soldiers.

"Omukade!"
Gu was the first who got tangled up in strange pink ropes.

"AW FUCK!"
Marcella fell second as a barbed whip dragged her down.

And finally Angel was left alone as all but one of the assassins plunged into the depths. The one that remained however was... troublesome to say the least.

"Wahahahah! Okay small fries I'll take it from here! Go and bother the other intruders!"
He addressed the guards before mustached man turned to face Hagetaka. When he did so however-
"AWOOOOOOGA! Whoa mama! Humina humina humina humina!"
The man begins sharply whistling as he continues to oogle Angels body and as his tongue almost falls out.
"Man I can't believe my luck matching up with a BABE like you! Yes! It must be fate that brought us together! Tell you what babydoll! If you agree to become my woman I'll pull some strings and get the chief to pardon you! Huh? HUH? Is that not a good deal?"

"I refuse."

"W-Wha? B-Buh why?"

"Your-"
Angels eyes narrow down on the man as she readies her weapon.
"-mustache is repulsive!"
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Meanwhile several floors downstairs the fiery tempered navigator of the Silver Pirates is having quite a bit of trouble with her forcefully chosen opponent. She got hit with one of those tempest like kicks and she's now bleeding from one side.
"Shit. I thought Silver crippled you slut! Now you're here throwing kicks like that?"

Kalifa adjusted her glasses.
"That's sexual harrassment! It'd be foolish to compare us to you lowlives. Even though I was specialized for infiltration and espionage my body still underwent the same training regiment as the others. To our superhuman physiology such damage is meaningless. With simple first aid we can make full recovery at record speed."

Damn. And Marcella was counting on that little advantage. When she hit the knee of the seductress Hook expected her whole leg to blow up into chunky salsa. But all it did was draw a little blood. And for her troubles she got hit badly. Apparently these freaks now have fresh Devil Fruits to play with, and not only is she bleeding now one of her legs got affected by Kalifas fruit. God it's such a lame one as well. But lame doesn't mean ineffective.

"Fucking soap!"

Marcella cussed. No way she's going to die to a cleaning product! Not when she just KNOWS this dirty whore will mostly use it to clean the stains out of her clothes after riding on the meat-train in every port. Fuck, even being killed by Bege would be preferable to that! Luckily for Marcella she has a pretty good match-up against her. The leg that was affected became silky smooth and slippery, loosing all friction in the process. In that state she couldn't even throw a kick without it sliding off the enemy, let alone stand. But thanks to her Bait powers she can at least stand on it by hooking her feet to the ground, even if that makes it hard to walk it's still better than sliding around helplessly.

As Marcella was thinking about how to best handle the situation it seemed like her prayers were answered when reinforcements showed up.
"Ooooh Blondie! Thanks for the save! Come give me a hand and let's bag this bi-"

"HOW DARE YOU HIT A LADY LIKE THAT?!"

Unfortunately for Marcella these are the Straw Hats we're talking about, and they are crazy. For her troubles she got kicked pretty hard and sent into a wall. And for what? So that the Straw Hat cook could end the fight on his own? NO! Instead the idiot straight up REFUSED to fight the agent just because she's a woman and allowed himself to be mercilessly beaten by her. If she wasn't in a lot of pain right now she'd stand up to actually HELP the government lapdog with killing him. And besides, she got worse things to worry about. Like how Kalifa turned her attention to Marcella once she was done with Sanji.
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"Fufufu. What a silly boy, am I right?"
Kalifa licked her lips as she approached Marcella. She stepped on the bleeding pirate, allowing her enemy a quick glance at her underwear in the process.
"But I guess I should be thankful for him. If it weren't for him I never would've seen through your deception you dirty little boy."

"I-I'm-"
Marcellas voice cracked.

"Shhh. There's no need to lie anymore. It's plain to see that you're enjoying yourself right now fufufu. Well guess it's still possible that's a pistol in your pants and you're not just happy to see me. But there is a quick way to find that out, right?"

Reaching down Kalifa slowly undid the belt of the pirate and reached into the bulging underwear only for her eyes to bulge out of her skull and almost break her own glasses. Marcella couldn't help but grin.
"You fell for the bait biiiiiiitch~ Bait HARPOON!"
A long piece of barbed metal shot through Kalifas arm.
"THIS IS FOR MAKING ME RUIN MY FAVORITE BOXERS! Bait Porcupine!"

The tides begin to turn. Kalifas is riddled with holes as countless giant fishing hooks sprout from Marcellas body. Meanwhile another figure enters the room and smacks the cook outside.
"Sanji-kun! Get lost!"
Nami then runs up to Marcella just as she disengages from Kalifa.
"Are you okay?"

"Yeah. The innane faggotry of your cook came in handy actually. But I'm still going to rip off his balls when I'm done here!"

"Don't worry. I'll have a nice long talk with Sanji before I put a muzzle on him!"

"Heh. You know what tangerine? You're alright."

"I'm glad. Now, how can I help?"

"Ptooie! Don't know. What can you do?"

Nami raised the disassembled pieces of her clima tact to show them off.
"I can offer long range support and attack from a distance. Can't really fight her caliber up close."

"Good! Then you cover me and I'll make sure the bitch can't make a move on you!"
Marcella raised her bat and made hooks appear on it in a spiral like pattern, the hooks then started moving around faster and faster until the bat looked like an excavator.
"Bait Spiral! I'm going to teach this slut the meaning of... gaping... prolapse... and uteral bleeding! Oh and watch out you don't touch the bubbles. Her ability is soap."
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"Soap?"

"Yeah. It makes you smooth and even drains your strength."

"Hmmm? Is that so?"

The two girls then went to work with the intent of dismantling the soapy battlefield Kalifa set up. Marcellas spinning bat managed to fan the bubbles away from her long enough for Nami to conjure rain clouds with her staff. Kalifa then tried to use her new bubble powers a few more times to set up a deadly trap but it all ended the same way, with her soap washed away and her almost taking lethal damage each time. She learned the hard way that neither Kami-e nor Tekkai are much use. Her iron body could not withstand the tiller blade like bat and she could not simply move out of the way of Namis elemental attacks. Not only that but the Mirage Tempo made attacking a risky gamble as well. If she attacks an illusion she opens herself up for further abuse from either of them. And she had enough of being battered, burned, shocked and frozen. She accumulated too many bad hits and realized she needs to step up her game.

"What a pain. And I was enjoying the exploration of my new abilities so much. But if I don't take this seriously I may seriously die. Now this is sexual harassment."

"OY BITCH! Save us your melodrama and throw yourself off the balcony! I PROMISE I won't go after you to stretch out your orifices!"

"How vulgar. Rokushiki Secret Technique: Slippery Shigan!"
Marcella gasped as Kalifa disappeared from view and a hole appeared in her shoulder. She couldn't see her move at all, most likely because of how quickly she accelerated. Using a combination of Soru and her soap powers she slided across the floor to impale one of the pirates before moving over to kick the other.
"Rankyaku!"

Nami only barely managed to avoid being sliced in half because of her Mirage Tempo but she still took a nasty hit. Marcella quickly drove Kalifa off before she could finish Nami and then ran up to the orange haired girl.

"W-What are you doing?"

"Closing the wound!"

"N-No I don't want to-"
Nami screamed in agony as the wound was stapled together to prevent further blood loss. The treatment was far more painful than the attack itself but it was necessary, otherwise she'd risk bleeding out.
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Kalifa frowned. Though she managed to inflict plenty of damage with that she couldn't keep this up. She was also hurt and that speed put a tremendous amount of strain on her. If she kept using that technique it would be hard to tell who bleeds out first, especially with Marcellas crude but efficient staunching of bloodflow. So she changes her approach yet again. Using Geppo she moves around the room in a safe manner and retrieves her rose like whip. If she can bleed them out first she could finish them off with a single attack. She threw her attacks out and they mostly connected but there was a problem. While Nami was susceptible to the pain of being pricked by her barbs Marcella wasn't as she was used to it, and it almost seemed like she took some perverse enjoyment from it. So Hook did what she does best and soaked up the hits for Nami who already felt sick from all the bloodletting, hers and the sight of Marcellas as well.

As Kalifa tied the end of her whip to her bed and began sliding around in a sick game of jump-rope Marcella turned to Nami.
"Can't you make something useful with that thing? Shoot some fire for fucks sake!"

"I can't! It only makes hot and cold balls of air! I need time to set things up!"

A devious plan snuck itself in Marcellas head.
"Hey girl. So if I bought you time you could set up something for me?"

"Y-Yes but-"

"Bitchin! Make one on my signal! Then run!"

Marcella ran up and took Kalifas hit straight on. The whip wrapped itself around her body several times which made Kalifa chuckle. Pulling as hard as she could she turned the red-headed pirate into a fountain of blood as her life spurted out of the many holes in her body. This time even Marcella screamed. But it quickly turned into laughter.
"NOW!"

Marcella stomped as Namis balls finally combined in the appropriate amount.
"Hurricane Tempo!"
And following Marcellas instructions she ran as fast as she could once her attack was launched. Nami did not return for minutes until the sound of metal clashing against metal abated. When she returned she froze in horror as the whole place was painted red. Good thing too because if she took one step inside her legs would've been impaled by dozens of fishing hooks at once. In the middle Marcella stood, laughing next to an unrecognizable pile of meat.
"Get a load of this gal! She keeps going on and on about her "great" and "amazing" her baths are but when I make one it's suddenly "NO STOP PLEASE". Some people you just can't please!"
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>>4658368
>Marcella stomped as Namis balls
Kek. Actually kinda funny out of context.

Also fucking RIP Kalifa.
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>>4658368
Hot
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>>4658368
That's a brutal as hell way to go. I feel really bad for Kalifa.
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>>4658368
That is horrifying, and legitimately a better fight then the anime gave her. Good show!
Also nice to see Marcella live up to exactly how terrifying her power's can be... Especially when used by someone who has absolutely no compulsions about killing people
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>>4658368
I don't get how that worked. I'm also concerned about Nami's mental health. Don't care about Kalifa's health.
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>>4658368
Nice

>>4658402
>I don't get how that worked
What do you get when you throw someone around with gale force winds in a room made out of razors?
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>>4658402
>>4658414
Razorblades that seem to be grinding against each other ie moving. basically a room sized wood chipper made out of fish hooks that Kalifa was being thrown around in...

If you need further visuals I offer you the following:

Hook goes up, meat goes down.
Hook goes up, meat goes down.
In every direction, from every surface.
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>>4658402
Eh it's one piece nobody is going to get a metal trauma from just that
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>>4658344
>Reaching down Kalifa slowly undid the belt of the pirate and reached into the bulging underwear
That's sexual harassment.
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>>4658555
Don't worry, I think she... Got the point
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>>4658426
I'd say Kalifa got plenty of metal trauma from that
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>>4658791
Why certainly. The idea must have positively pricked her psyche. Rat bastard.
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>"silver and his crew are fucking psychos"
-Tangerine, probably
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Wow, I almost wish we ended her back at Water 7. At least then it would've been quick.
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>>4658897
I would think Usopp just might agree with that.

But yea, Marcella probably does qualify. I mean, she did run her mob town on the principle of "Do as I say or you're dead, and if I have to say it you're in deep shit".
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>>4658897
>>4659492
Wait until silver commit cannibalism
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>>4659616
He was already about to...

>Welcome to silver's crew! Meet your new crewmates!
"Cavalier Cannibal" Silver
"Mad Butcher" Marcella
"Devil's Doctor" Lydia
"Poison Pastry" Omukade
"Anchor Arms" Murray
"Hell's Angel" Hagetaka
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>>4659622
And last but not least meet
>"Crimes" Will
W-what did Crimes Will do?
He drank the captains choccy milk
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Nico Robin can not comprehend what she's seeing right now. Up until now she lived believing that she's the last person on the planet capable of reading the text of the Poneglyphs. Yet here stands a pirate boy, laughing in the face of the whole world, proudly brandishing his crude copy of the text with some level of understanding of it. She felt overwhelmed and began breathing quite quick. Meanwhile the two agents holding her hostage are in a similar position only for vastly different reasons.

"L-L-L-Lucci! Is that what I think it is?! I-IS THAT REAL?"

Lucci frowns and calmly puts a finger on Robins neck.
"Her heart is beating quite fast Chief. I believe it is genuine..."

The beads of sweat don't disappear from Luccis temple but they do from Spandams.
"Wa ha ha ha ha ha! Finally some good news! Explaining our botched mission to the higher ups was going to be a pain! But having not one but TWO people who can read the text in the palm of our hands will MORE than make up for it! HAH! Serves you right you idiotic pirate! You'll pay for your stupidity dearly! If you only kept your mouth shut we would've simply killed you! But now?! LUCCI! I want this one alive! We'll take him to HQ alongside Nico Robin and break him! Once we pry off all his fingernails, break all his bones and let the torturers have fun with him we'll use this one to decipher the glyphs even faster! WA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Oy, what is that big box you're carrying? Is that my money?"

You barely even paid any attention to Panda but because he was so loud you realized he was lugging a rather large package on a trolley. Quickly you draw your gun and fire at him which makes the guy almost pee his pants, especially from how loud your gun is. However Lucci quickly transformed into a kitty cat again and grabbed the bullet out of the air. Though he lets the bullet drop to the ground casually the sizzling of his hand tells you that this isn't a very easy feat to pull off even for him.

"Chief. I recommend you proceed with Nico Robins extraction. If he fires that thing any closer I may not be able to stop it."

Spandam calms his nerves and starts awkwardly chuckling.
"Okay Lucci! You know how to do your job so I'll leave the brat to you! But remember we want him alive!"

"And his comrades?"

"I don't care. Do as you please!"

"Understood!"
Lucci licks his lips and smiles.

>Do they really think they can just leave? Fat chance!
>It'd be bad if Nico Robin got caught in this. Let them leave
>Other?
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> Seems like Rob Pussi can't let Panda Puss get hurt. Maybe you could use that against him.
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>>4659701
Oooo, +1.
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>>4659693
>Do they really think they can just leave? Fat chance!
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>>4659701
Now you are thinking like a pirate!
I wholeheartedly second
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>>4659701
support
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>>4659701
+1
pirate tactics, baby
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Worst case scenario: We mildly distract him a little

Best Case scenario: We either do massive mounts of damage through it, or Panda dies.
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>>4659727
Worst case: No difference
Good outcome: We stall things for a good, long, time.
Best outcome: Lucci has to tank more hits then he's comfortable with.
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>>4659701
Sniff. I'm proud of you guys.
Sadly straight up going for Spandam may prove... difficult to say the least. But let's just see what happens!

>writing

Now show me your warface
3d10+2 best of 3, dc: 13, crit: 25
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Rolled 6, 1, 4 + 2 = 13 (3d10 + 2)

>>4659736
Lets go
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Rolled 5, 2, 10 + 2 = 19 (3d10 + 2)

>>4659736
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Rolled 8, 7, 10 + 2 = 27 (3d10 + 2)

>>4659736
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Clutch, Clutch!
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>>4659743
Damn boy, now that's rolling!
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>>4659743
Whoah!
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>>4659743
And silver continues to be loved by the dice
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>>4659755
Fate truly loves pirates
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"Okay Lucci! I'm counting on you! I'll take this whore to the Gates of Justice right now and after I kick her through I'll wait for you! Okay see-"

You smirk and after a quick transformation and reloading your gun with your combustible fur you fire off another shot which surprises Lucci due to how quickly you can change your zoan forms. He still manages to catch the bullet but he realizes that something's up. You smile as Panda is stuck in place. Even a dummy like you could figure out that Rob Pussy can't let Panda Pussy to get hurt. So where does that leave you?

"Hold on a minute! Did you really think I'd let you go just like that?"

"It doesn't matter what you want I-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0x3H1nauEA

"Kekeke! Nah! I don't think you guys get it yet!"
You transform into your hybrid state and let out one of your sonic screams aimed at Lucci directly. Even though you're not in the Turelim form yet your screams are still dangerous and Lucci knows this. With surprising ease he bends backwards and lets the deadly waves whoosh past him. He straightens his back once he sees you shutting up and tries to smugly tell you something but he's cut off by a loud explosion coming from behind. He looks over his shoulder and realizes he just played into your hand. The attack hit the wall above the exit, making it cave in.
"I am in charge here! You're not going anywhere until I'm done with you!"
Lucci can't believe this. And he's not sure if that was your intention or just a happy coincidence. But he does understand that his job just got a whole lot harder.

"Hnnnnnnnnnng! Damn you shitty brat! How DARE YOU obstruct our justice! Well if you want to fight so bad then so be it! He, hehehe."
He draws a rather large and heavy looking sword. Makes you wonder how he can even lift that thing. And then he pulls Robin in front of him. He seems to think you won't attack her to get to him. And he's kinda right. He's not worth sacrificing a life for.
"FUNKFREED!"
His sword begins to change shape and the blade part of it begins to morph into the front half of an elephant. It toots fiercely as it obeys its masters command. Cool, but not something you're interested in right now.
"Well? What's wrong you scum? Attack me! Face my elephant! LUCCI! He tries to come after me I'll hold him up with Funkfreed while you gut him!"

"Oy? What are you thinking?"

"Huh?"

"Who said you get to fight?"

"HUUUUUH?!"

"I don't care about you. So sit down until I finish pounding your Pussy. Then it's your turn."

"Y-You DARE to order me around?! FINE! SEE WHERE THAT GETS YOU!"
Spandam lets go of his sword which now fully turned into an elephant and prepares to punch Robin.
"Every time you open your mouth from now on the BITCH GETS IT!"

You pull up your tricorn hat so your eyes are revealed and speak calmly once more.
"You're starting to piss me off. I said sit! Dog!"
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>>4659800
I can't help but read everything silver says here in that slow, calm, psychopathic voice...
You know the one.
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It's not clear what happened in that moment. But the once mighty looking elephant began shaking in place like a scared little cat from the ominous aura that filled the room and he was the one that took it best. Spandam lost his voice and his strength left him. Unable to support his body anymore his legs gave out and he fell at the spot where he stood. Even Nico Robin felt shaken, her skin was covered in goose bumps, she didn't dare to move either. Only Lucci remained capable of functioning fully but on the psychological level he too was affected. His shifted into his hybrid form and by the looks of it intends to STAY in it for the rest of the upcoming fight. A bead of sweat rolls down his forehead.

"It appears I've miscalculated. We underestimated him too much. He must've been the one to defeat Blueno after all. What ominous aura. You. Pirate. Are you really doing this for a simple autograph?"

"Kek! Why else?"

"And you'd go through all that trouble for something so mundane? Even the Straw Hats reason for declaring war on the world is foolish, but yours is insane."

"Yes. But don't worry. I'm sure you guys will learn someday to not stand between me and what I want."

Lucci was always a murderer at heart, someone who followed Dark Justice so he could satiate his blood lust while remaining on the right side of the law. It was a simple arrangement which he liked. But it appears that now he might actually have to play the part of the hero. This pirate in front of him was like the embodiment of everything he was made to fight. Others are merely branded as enemies of the state for the slightest infringements and he takes care of them. But this is the only one that manages to tick off every check mark there is. He raised his fists in preparation for a tough fight.

You smirk at him. He finally gets it.

>Conserve your strength for now and fight him as is
>Transform as well. It's time for a rumble!
>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!
>Other?
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>>4659813
>Conserve your strength for now and fight him as is.
Man, this is great stuff Spooky. Your doing an amazing job.
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>>4659813
>>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!
Tools don't deserve honor
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>>4659813
>>Conserve your strength for now and fight him as is
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>>4659813
>>Transform as well. It's time for a rumble!
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>Conserve your strength for now and fight him as is
>> Use all forms of the Rokushiki, even 6 King Gun if necessary
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>>4659813
>Menacing aura that forces people to kneel/sit
>Can read Glyphs
>has VoAT

... you are dipping dangerously close to photography territory spooky...

>Conserve your strength for now and fight him as is.
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>>4659813
>Transform as well. It's time for a rumble!
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>>4659822
I think Spooky's got it handled. We're only able to get the meaning from glyphs, and we don't have much of a reason to be interested in them, at least until we get to the New World where they become essential. I feel like the voat goes well with Silver's character, and as for the aura/Conqueror's Haki, we'll have to see where it goes.
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>>4659822
>... you are dipping dangerously close to photography territory spooky...
inb4 Silver with the Goro Goro no Mi confirmed for next arc
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> Destroy everything, break this place down and escape with Robin after knocking him out afterwords
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>>4659828
The Conqueror's Haki is the minor problem compared to Voat, silver is the protagonist of a quest about one piece is obvious since the beginning that is going to get conqueror, even more since conqueror is basically the writing tool for oda to hype important characters.
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>>4659822
i'm enjoying the idiot savant route myself
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>>4659839
>>4659828
Voat was picked out of necessity to ensure player freedom since Oda made Robin pretty much the most essential person in the world
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>>4659813
>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!
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>>4659813
>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!
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>>4659813
>>Transform as well. It's time for a rumble!

I don't think holding back is going to get us anywhere but the graveyard
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Okay looks like it's a tie between all 3.
I'll go and have dinner then see what happened
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Also, ladies and gents... I think we've done Eliza proud with that one. From what little we know she also gave absolutely 0 fucks
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>>4659813
>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!

POCKET LOBSTER GO
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>>4659862
Silver follows her words in everything he does
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>>4659813
>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!
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>>4659813
>>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!
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Well looks like fighting filthy wins
Uuuuuh. This might be a bit controversial
Anyway let's see how you do. You get an additional + for your crit
>writing

3d10+3 best of 3, dc 19, crit 25
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Rolled 3, 9, 7 + 3 = 22 (3d10 + 3)

>>4659884
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Rolled 9, 1, 9 + 3 = 22 (3d10 + 3)

>>4659884
come one dice
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Rolled 9, 4, 4 + 3 = 20 (3d10 + 3)

>>4659884
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>>4659892
>>4659888
>>4659887
Okay this is going to work but not flawlessly.
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You feel a certain desire swell up in your gut and you act according to the urge. Transforming you stare down Luccis leopard form in your bat form and the two of you exchange a few intimidating growls and snarls. The air around you gets quite tense but you finally finish daring the other to begin the attack when Lucci smiles and decides to attack first.
"Kamisori!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBrzXf5DHGE

He charges from all the way over there, moving at high speed in a zigzag motion through both land and air. You see him slow down and wind up his arm to thrust his finger gun into you. In response you shrink down to human form so you're a smaller target and jump back, making him hit the ground instead. He lifts his hand and with it the tile he impaled and throws it at you. Without much effort you manage to shatter it with a punch but it looks like he wanted exactly that as the dust from it offered him ample cover for his next attack.

"Rankyaku: Kaiten!"

Hearing the word you draw your sword ready to block the coming razor wind. But it looks like that was not what Lucci had in mind as his leg did not shoot out a wind, instead it was just a simple kick that moved your raised blade out of the way while he was still spinning. As he turned you saw his tail shimmer and you knew you were in trouble. The wind hit you horizontally in the chest and pushes you back. But Lucci does not relent and pursues you with that Kamisori technique which seems to be a mixture of Soru and Geppo. He appears when you're still reeling from the attack and he's already throwing out the next.

"Shigan: Madara!"

With a flex you straighten your back and toss your sword in the air, it won't be much use now.
"Hasshoken: Buken Ranbu!"

You exchange blow for blow, him throwing deadly spear like thrusts while you're hitting him back with earth shattering punches. Luckily your attacks have enough "oomph" behind them that when you hit his clawed fingers they don't simply go through your arm but they still hurt like hell. Luckily it seems that the reverse is true for him as well. You keep throwing punches, waiting for your sword to stop spinning and make a return. When you hear it falling you cheekily kick some sand up which gets into Luccis eye and makes him stop. With a jump you snatch the sword out of the air and bring it down on him and imbue it with Hasshoken for good measure. But you're not the only one with enhanced senses in this fight.

"Tekkai: Utsugi!"

His breast expands and hardens like iron to reflect your blow. But the force of your sword is not so easily repulsed and after a brief struggle of exerting as much force as possible you push Lucci back. The pristine white fur on his chest slowly turns red as blood begins to seep from the wound you just inflicted on him. You'd say you're even now but that's just you being bad at math. In fact his rush attack left quite a few wounds on your body and now you're bleeding even more than before.
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Lucci simply flicks a thumb across the affected area and licks the blood he just picked up with it. His bleeding is already starting to stop. You're very familiar with the enhanced tenacity a zoan fruit bestows on its user but it's not fun being on the receiving end for a change. Panting from the exertion you start looking around for things to tip the scales in your favor. And as Lucci speaks up you find it.

"What now scum? Is this all that bravado of yours amounts to? I'll enjoy dismantling you then, even if it'll take a while!"

"Coo coo!"

Now's your chance!
"POCKET CRAB GO!"
You throw your hat at Lucci as hard as you can and he finds it hit a bit harder than anticipated as there's a rather dangerous crab in it. It doesn't deal much damage but it's enough to distract him for a moment.

BOOOOM

The room goes quiet and everyone looks in the direction of the shot. Pinions can be seen gently falling down to the ground alongside drops of blood. There is a lot of uncertainty as a tiny little "plop" can be heard. At this point Lucci manages to pry the angry snippers off his nose and he finally looks over his shoulder. All the while you're smiling.
"Whoops. Guess I still can't hit something that small!"

Lucci stares at the pigeon with the broken wing and starts feeling things he hasn't felt for years.
"Hattori? Why? YOU!"

"What? I'm just acting like you want me to. There's no need to be upset."

"RANKYAKU: GAICHO!"

He throws another one of those dangerous kicks, except this one's much stronger and takes the shape of a soaring bird as it flies towards you. Finally you transform into your bat form and unleash a sonic scream that's just as powerful and manage to destroy the bird attack. Looks like he's really pissed now! Good! Looking at him you see that he's just about ready pounce any second now. But the rage in his eyes betrays his vulnerability. He's wholly focused on you, meaning you could get away with things you probably wouldn't have before.

>Lead him into the air. He can't outfly a bird!
>Time to raise the heat! Literally
>Let's see if you can manage to use your weapons in hybrid form
>Other?
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>>4659986
>Let's see if you can manage to use your weapons in hybrid form
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>>4659986

>Lead him into the air. He can't outfly a bird!
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>>4659986
>>Time to raise the heat! Literally
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>>4659986
>hurting Hattori

Spookyng no.
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>>4659986
>Time to raise the heat! Literally
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>>4659986
ah shit the bird, I guess that is pretty dirty.
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>>4659986
>Lead him into the air. He can't outfly a bird!
Hattori was to far. I didn't think we'd be fighting this dirty.
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>>4660003
That bird was an asshole.
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>>4659986
>Time to raise the heat! Literally
It's a cat. Cats don't like heat.
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>>4660005
Eat my ass? Eat my ass.
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>>4660003
Its never too far, get fucked Bird.
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>>4659997
Fuck this nigger's bird and his momma too, but most of all fuck you.

>>4659986
>Time to raise the heat! Literally
>"Your skin's really hard, you know. That's a nice technique, i wonder if i can use it too?"
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>>4659986
>>Let's see if you can manage to use your weapons in hybrid form

Our money is here, fire bad! Fire much bad!
Also he flies, probably better then us. Fly bad.

Also, ahahaha. We really went there and made it personal, didn't we? Oh Silver you absolute madman.
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>>4660020
our money is gold with a high melting point, no problems
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>>4659986
I hope he doesn't think to attack pocket crab in retaliation
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>>4659986
>>Time to raise the heat! Literally
>>4660003
We’re pirates anon, we’re still at the end of the day bad guys too.
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Also, i'm loving that silver is a big enough psychopath to make a hardened murderer feel feelings, but it only comes out when he's fighting someone.
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>>4660024
Yea I know. I guess I just see us being in that situation with Marauder. That and the bird never did much to us, but I guess if it gives us the edge over Lucci.
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>>4660021
Are you sure? I would have thought we changed it out to bills before paying Iceburg... Also are you saying that we can't even melt gold?!
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>>4660036
maybe with sustained focus and a lot of effort on a single coin, but gold is hard as hell to melt.
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>>4660025
Mate, just five minutes ago we decided to shoot Panda in the head for little to no reason other then "he's acting like a dick", and then again in here because it didn't work the first time.

We have absolutely zero qualms about anything once we've set our eyes on something. The guy is genuinely scary and that's something which makes him really quite interesting, especially if and when we get to see Silver from someone else's point of view, oh yes ~
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People wanted us to act like a villain, and are surprised when we do something terrible.
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Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
>writing

Now I could make you roll in C° but that'd be dumb
3d10+2 best of 3, dc 17, crit 26


>>4660033
You don't talk shit to someone and expect them to play nice. And Silver is not dumb enough to let that happen in the first place

>>4660000
Yoooo check 'em!

>>4660024
Exactly. If the whole world treats you as the villain then you have every right to use a villains tactics
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Rolled 8, 3, 2 + 2 = 15 (3d10 + 2)

>>4660056
FUCK SHIT UP
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Rolled 6, 2, 10 + 2 = 20 (3d10 + 2)

>>4660056
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Rolled 5, 9, 10 + 2 = 26 (3d10 + 2)

>>4660056
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Rolled 6, 5, 1 + 2 = 14 (3d10 + 2)

>>4660056
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>>4660036
well melting point of gold is 1,064 °C, a doubt that silver can reach this point
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>>4660061
based as fuck
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>>4660061
eeyyy, that's one hot cat
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>>4660061
Sweet baby jesus, what is with the dice today? RNGesus must have a hateboner for CP9 that's bigger than mine
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>>4660061
Oh boy oh boy
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>>4660065
You could almost say that he's in heat
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>>4660063
forgot what i said, we can say goodbye to our gold
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>>4660072
jesus christ, a 26 is a totally unreasonable expectation mathamatically speaking but the dice gods are far, far louder
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>>4660077
I told you, I told you we'd kiss our money goodbye.

Did anyone listen, oh no they didn't. "its fine" they said "there's no way we crit that hard" they said.
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>>4660089
At least we will have the melted remains as a cool art piece for dauntless
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>>4660096
A modern art masterpiece.
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>>4660089
Well, gold doesn't lose any inherent value even if it gets accidentally melted.
It only matters if the value of the minted coin is higher than the value of the gold itself, which i doubt.
Otherwise, why use something as valuable as gold for your currency?
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Lucci does what any reasonable person would've done in his position and starts violently attacking you, though not the way you imagined. You assumed he'd just rush you down and try to tear you limb from limb. Well, you're sorta right but not really. You underestimated his sheer hatred for you right now. Lucci still wants to break you down piece by piece but slowly. So instead of rushing you down he's jumping around the place with his high speed movement and keeps flicking you which seems to fly.
"Tobu Shigan!"

His flicking is loud enough for your ears to pick them up but too fast for your body to dodge. Some of it you avoid, others you deflect with well timed parries but the others do hit you. This is unfortunately not acceptable. But you can't do much about it. You haven't managed to use Shakushi outside of the Turelim and you're saving that for the end when things get hairy. So you need to start, ugh, thinking. Luckily Lucci is kind enough to help you out with that when he hits you with another, more powered up version of his flick.
"Tobu Shigan: Bachi!"

The flying attack explodes into tongues of flames when it hits you. Then you snap your finger as it hits you. That's something you can do! Slowly you heat up while continuing to guard against his attacks until your body is positively glowing in an orange light. At first it's uncertain what you're trying to do since you don't attempt to make a counter attack. But as things proceed it becomes much, much more apparent. Nico Robins, the elephants and even Pandas paralyzed bodies begin sweating, not to mention Lucci who's not only wearing a suit but also a thick coat of fur. The air around you gets so hot it's becoming difficult to breath for those not used to such temperatures. It's really becoming like a sauna in here. And its effect shows. Lucci starts running out of breath and starts to slow down which means it's your turn now to have fun.

"Silver Style: Orange Bat Punch!"

"T-Tekkai! OOOF!"

Lucci puts up his guard but your body is even hotter than the room and the brief contact is enough to give him first degree burns, which are enough to soften his iron like body for your Hasshoken to break through. You smack him so hard he smashes through several crates of random garbage before hitting the wall of the room. Using your wings you follow him and attempt to beat him further but he dodges. Good thing too because only now do you realize that if you hit that wall all the heat would've escaped.
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So are we taking Funkfreed for sure?
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>>4660138
Funkfreed can't even put up with our untrained Haki, so I'm not sure we'd be able to get much use out of him. I mean I guess we could give Will a pet....
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>>4660138
Funkfreed is a nice prize for all of this I think.
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>>4660138
Absolutely
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>>4660138
Of course, we need a new sword after all.
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>>4660141
it's a shounen he can just train
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>>4660138
I don't like the idea of taking and using items from canon characters, I find our Banderas Jezail to be a lot more interesting then the Elephant sword simply because its tied to us...

But a trophy, or to ransom back later I'm all for.
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>>4660146
I agree for the most part, but Funkfreed doesn't get much use in canon and I don't see anything huge happening because of it.
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Imagine we adopt a whole Zoo for Will
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>>4660136
Kinda surprised Lucci didn't just kill our pet crab then and there
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>>4660148
Yea, fair but in principle I'd rather make up new stuff then steal from established characters, its just not something I find all that interesting and, I don't know, leaves a bad taste in my mouth?
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>>4659986
Also I think
>He's wholly focused on you, meaning you could get away with things you probably wouldn't have before.
Was spooky's way of telling us we could have killed spandam
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>>4660153
>"Hey Will"
>"What animal do you wanna see next?"
>"Oh a monkey? I know where to get one, kekek."
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>>4660157
Crabshell is made out of sea stone. Much harder to handle than a common pigeon
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>>4660159
He's being a good dog though, Silver can shoot him later.
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>>4660136
Hope for a hyena like mane of fire
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Hm, so if we actually somehow manage to beat Lucci (Which I kind of almost hope we don't, It'd just a nice scene and good character growth if Luffy busts in and picks up the slack after we are narrowly beaten)... What are the odds that the vice-Admirals from the buster call (assuming there is a buster call) do not sit happily on their ships and instead decide to engage the two meanie pirates stomping around their island?
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"It's getting harder to think."
Lucci takes as deep of a breath as he can.
"Seimei Kikan: Kami-e Bushin"

Luccis body shrinks before your eyes in a manner very similar to your Turelim form. But his is more like a compression of his whole body into a smaller, quicker, more agile form while yours is the concentration of your devil fruit into certain areas of the body. But its effects are noticeable. He moves around much faster now and even though his attacks are weaker there are a lot more of them now. You actually start accumulating more damage now since you can block less attacks. As you start to get overwhelmed however you see Lucci undoing his transformation and becoming big again.
"Rankyaku: Hyobi!"

This is slow, very slow. But much stronger than the others before. You could easily jump over it. But, that'd be silly. You cross your wings and brace for impact, taking the hit with a smile even as blood comes out of your mouth.
"Copying my trick? Lame. What? Thought I couldn't hear the water behind me? Nah. You're not cooling down Pussy!"

But you quickly look around and realize that it might be for the best if you did in fact cool down a little. With his little trick Lucci is a lot less overheated, but Nico Robin is still as badly affected by it as before. And you don't want to hurt her. So you better end this one quickly to mitigate the collateral damage. You uncross your wings and begin running toward Lucci. For the final attack you raise the heat even further but keep it inside and don't use it to raise the ambient temperature. Your mane begins to look like it's on fire as black smoke rises from your fur when individual strands of hair start combusting. Lucci sees this obvious advancement and decides to capitalize on you opening yourself up so much.

"Seimei Kikan: KAMISORI!"
He starts shifting again mid-sprint and becomes leaner. As he does so his speed gets too much and you loose track of him as he zigzags around the place.
"Goshigan!"

He thrusts his palm forward with all fingers facing forward. This assassination technique was clearly aimed to kill you instantly as he aimed for your heart. However while he struck true he forgot about one little thing. While it's true that you can't harden your body like they can, your muscles are still more akin to bonded strands of steel. With a flex you entrap his fingers between your searing hot chest muscles and smile at him.
"Got you!"

You bite down on his shoulder and sink your fangs into him, allowing the built up heat to transfer over to his shoulder. You both separate from the other after a moment. The pain was simply too unbearable for both parties. And as you stand there, staring at each other and panting you hear the doors blow open at the end of the room.
"ROOOOOBIIIIIIN!"

Oh no. Not him!
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>>4660176
I would say pretty low
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I know I'm super early with this but sadly I must end things here
I have to get up early tomorrow for reasons outside my control
Anyway I hope you enjoyed this. We'll continue with either a 2v1 or a tag-out, or the flipping off of Goofy
Have a good night!

>>4660176
Low. The Buster Call is not about simply killing a target. It's about reducing the island they are on to rubble
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>>4660183
Have a nice night, thanks for the run
>>4660180
Dammit Luffy, you let all the hot air out
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>>4660183
Good night Spooky, and hells yea I did.

Thanks for running
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>>4660180
i guess the best option, now the luffy let all the hot air out would be let goofy finish him off, and kill spandam before conqueror effects wears off.
>>4660183
nice run today, spook
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>>4660183
Thanks for the run, Spooks!
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>>4660176
neh to hell guffy this is the story of the happy psychopath from "silver" if we become stronger stealing enemies from guffy we will do it without hesitation.

Besides we have defeated Guffy's priority in the eyes of the government, if we defeat Lucy
1) we will have defeated 2 of the best assassins in the navy
2) they will know that we can read forbidden language
3) we can hear the voice of all things
4) we show signs of conquering haki.
5) and the most important thing we do not have guffy's morals
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So 6 threads in and we have Conqueror's Haki? Remind me again about how the other One Piss quest was BS, with Flashman being competent and unlocking Haki early.

This is a fun quest as well, just saying.
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>>4660665
To be fair, CH fits Silver way more than it does Flashman. I'd say the problem with OPBP wasn't the bullshit, it was that the qm couldn't keep her own quest on a track.
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>>4660740
The problem was the QM was a spider.
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>>4660747
Yeah, so what?
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>>4660756
Well played, anon
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>>4660665
The difference is that Silver is the main character
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I wonder if we can use Shigan to improve our Hasshoken, if not the actual technique the theory of focusing attacks into as small a point as possible
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>>4661128
In fact I've been thinking it over and have possible ideas in mind to expand Silver's move list even if some might be a bit beyond him at the moment.

> Have him attack someone with two different body parts both vibrating at different speeds.
> A variation on The "Laughing Bomb" where he throws it with spin. Concept stolen from Rasengan
>Given the description of his steel brand like muscles I wonder if he could use a mix of hasshoken and life return/biofeedback to vibrate his muscles in such that they either increase his defense even further or serve to deal damage.
>Minimizing the physical force of an attack in order to maximize vibration damage.
> And finally further the increase the speed of Shakushi by vibrating his legs when they hit the ground so he takes off with more force.

Also if any crewmembers actually copy Rokushiki i think it should be Ann who gets Rankyaku, given her number of limbs she could really make use of it
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>>4661174
>Ann who gets Rankyaku
Yeah but spider legs are pointy. Imagine shigan with spider legs.
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>>4661193
That sounds pretty cool actually. I imagine it'd be her last resort, with her not being a huge fan of her hybrid form to begin with.
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>>4660665
Exist a clear difference between the two cases. First flashman is supposedly to be a untalented rookie that couldn't become a actual soldier, but for no reason other than nat100 he is now zoro tier talent. is important to remember than in water seven, flashman already knew how to use armament and observation haki. Let's not mention how he has both d and celestial dragon blood or the super powerful logia that he gets from enel. Flashman is a cool character for most of the quest, but the qm inability to control the effects of the nat 100 transformed the guy in power fantasy character.
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>>4661244
>>4661193
True, true... But that does imply a willingness to kill, killing intent to use the anime phrase, which I don't think Ann has.
Then again if the "Carnivorous fruit" theory holds up she probably is struggling with hunt/kill instincts of a spider.

But there's a lot to explore with spiders as is, silk is an obvious one. Jumping spiders, well... Jump, Geppo is possible.
If I remember correctly spiders liquidate what they eat, so there's definitely potential to do something with that.
If I remember correctly jumping spider venom is also remarkably quick working and potent, a paralytic to be precise.

Not to mention my personal favorite:
Jumping spider muscles are Hydraulic, by using their own blood. It's how they generate the force necessary to jump as far as they do. There must be a dozen or so ways that can be angle can be used
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>>4661295
Mind you that quest DID get an unnatural number of nat 100s, I'm not saying it wasn't the QM's fault that flashman became a Mary Sue so quickly, but it wasn't entirely her fault either.
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>>4661295
I mean, tbf, if we did the same here with constant max rolls I don't doubt we'd also be around that level. And it's not like the blame lies solely on her, players showed no hesitation to pick up new weapons and proceed to crit with them.

We were also shit with enel's logia, perhaps the one thing flashman couldn't crit with, and the bloodline thing was more of a joke and completely irrelevant to the actual quest outside explaining how what should have been a mook for so good so fast.

Look dude I get it, the quest wasn't for you but you don't have to shit on it unfairly or reference it in a whole different quest like it's a competition
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>>4661947
To be fair, the person who mentioned the quest first >>4660665 is someone who liked it apparently.
And if it's one piece related and it makes for good discussion, is it really bad do talk about it?
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>>4661947
I think another problem was that the players wanted Flashman to be ridiculously OP and would constantly metagame every possible instance where they could gain power. Like half the quest is spent on training.

At first I kind of wanted Funkfreed for our sword but I'm glad other anons decided against it. Our main things should be martial arts combined with the devil fruit our gun and sword are mostly their for style.
>>4661961
It's kind of in poor taste since quests are in a pseudo-competition for posts. If a quest's discussion is just about another then why is that quest even going?
It should be up to the QM
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>>4661968
Except one quest is dead, there really isn't competition.
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>>4661970
It's still competing for brainspace. No one wants to be around someone who only talks about their ex.
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>>4661971
Who's brainspace is that limited. And people make for good topics.
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>>4661977
No it is incredibly obnoxious. You make me regret the few things I have mentioned from that quest.
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Sounds like a classic "Nat20" issue, I can understand it but a crit doesn't have to break the setting, its probably better if it doesn't.

An extra good result is an extra good result, doesn't have to mean one wins instantly, pulls something out of their ass or convinces the king to randomly hand over the crown.
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>>4661987
Why me, that's on you.
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>>4661993
>rolls a natty
>I like you Adventurernon. Here have my crown and fuck my sister. I never wanted to be king anyway. I wanted to be a turnip farmer.
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>>4661947
Well I was not the first to mention it, and i don't really dislike photographer just the lasts threads in truth is probably one of the best one piece quests, but I apologize for the anons here for shitting the thread.
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>>4662022
>He doesn't want to give up his hard grueling life of being a ruler to have a relaxing and carefree one as a Turnip Farmer
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>>4663220
>he wants to be orc rape bait by owning a farm
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So how do you guys think Goofy is gonna screw us over?
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>>4663363
He's going to either steal our fight or run away with Robin.
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>not letting us get the signature
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>>4663397
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>>4663373
Don't forget our promise.
We're doing it for her. Just this once.

We can kick their asses later.
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>>4663363
Don't know if he will, he said that we're on the same team back in Water 7 and I don't see him breaking that alliance unless we do something first.
That said he might call Dibs on Lucci, claiming that we took the last one so it'd only be fair if he got one too.

Honestly in terms of screwing us over we've already done a remarkably good job of it.
Think about it, pirates are predictable. They go around, killing each other as much as they do raiding and stealing and that's a nice status quo the world government has gotten used to. Even the Straw Hats coming to Enies Lobby was to a degree predictable, you hit them and they hit back. Simple enough, you can plan around that. You can be comfortable with whats going to happen.

And then this joker shows up to the doorfront of the Marine HQ, assaults its defenders and starts fighting the elite assassins of CP9 because he wanted an *autograph*, that's the information they have. They'l know about the money but not the Merry so that's what the reports will say. You can't plan around people like that, you can't predict people like that. People who don't have the same ambitions, the same inhibitions or reasons as others.
And that will worry people a lot more then the burning of an island, a declaration of war.

A madman who just does as he pleases and damn the world if it gets the way of his whims... I have a feeling the name "Cavalier" Silver might change come the next set of bounties, and more then one comparison will be drawn to the Mad Dog Eliza Silver.

I am also somewhat, very, worried about what might happen after al this... With Garp and... And... Mary.
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>>4663363
Don't think he will, even he's stealing the fight probably is not going to happen unless we vote to let him
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>>4663686
I think we should give him the fight seeing as how he ruined our advantage and take the time to shoot spandam in the face.
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>>4663722
yeah. i don't feel the point in continuing the fight with lucci
>>4663433
>I have a feeling the name "Cavalier" Silver might change come the next set of bounties, and more then one comparison will be drawn to the Mad Dog Eliza Silver.
Dunno if that would be thematically appropriate, the entire point of silver journey is making his own name, I think it would weaker this if silver title is based in another person.
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>>4663752
i hope our next photo is a monsterouse version of us on fire
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>>4663752
>Dunno if that would be thematically appropriate, the entire point of silver journey is making his own name, I think it would weaker this if silver title is based in another person
That's not up to Silver though. That's what the government came up with for his bounty poster. Because a bounty for "Silver" would have cheeky idiots showing up with a literal pile of silver and asking for fuckloads of cash. They'd get turned away of course but it would be annoying as fuck. Hence the extra nickname.
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>>4663760
It would be cool, but the photo in the bounty is to help the marines and bounty hunters to identify the pirate, so a photo of zoan form silver wouldn't be much useful.
>>4663776
>Because a bounty for "Silver" would have cheeky idiots showing up with a literal pile of silver and asking for fuckloads of cash
Kek now I want an omake of people false flagging silver capture with actual silver.
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>>4663433
>I am also somewhat, very, worried about what might happen after al this... With Garp and... And... Mary.

I still don't see why Silver would give a single fuck as to what Mary wants or how she feels. As far as he was concerned she was just another one of his tormentors. Only difference was that she was an extremely naive one.
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Okay you filthy landlubbers! I think I found the time for my next session. I should be capable of running on Tuesday at 15:00 GMT like usual.
Today I might post another fight scene, just don't know which one yet. Might do the actual Rocket Man one since I still owe you that.
But depends. If I'm in the mood I might do a CP9 again, something a bit... smaller. Like Ann vs Fukuro. Or maybe Gu and Chopper vs Kumadori

>>4663397
This can not stand!

>>4663417
I don't know. I'll let you guys decide whether you want to double team Lucci, beating him solo or if you think he's had enough from you.

>>4663433
I like the way you think
>Garp
Yeah now we're cooking with gasoline

>>4663752
Epithet's don't usually change in OP. Just the meaning does
The name Straw Hat went from
>Some no-name pirate in East Blue
to
>The guy who keeps beating the ass of our Shichibukai
and finally
>World Class threat on par with the Yonko

I guess it'd just sow too much confusion in the masses if they kept changing a pirates identification, so instead they just pile on shit on them until the original meaning is lost

>>4663760
The photo change might happen though. Especially with what this anon said
>>4663795
Adding a Zoan picture to it would be useful

>>4663776
Kek
Technically it's not even the WG.
The World Government simply issues the bounty on a pirates head. The ones responsible for the picture and most of their presentation is the World News Organization lead by Big News Morgans. While it's true that the govment does often interfere it looks like based birdman is only willing to comply if he wants to

>>4664062
I mean, he doesn't? That bitch-slap in Kano was pretty evident of that. But it's not Silver caring about Mary that's the problem. It's the other way around
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>>4664292
>That bitch-slap in Kano was pretty evident of that

Didn't he just throw her into the sea? I think our crewmates were even puzzled at our light-handed touch for her compared to everyone else.
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>>4664300
It might as well have been with such a reality check
But worry not
I'll try to clear it up a bit soon
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>>4663752
Well, the "Cavalier" part of our name wasn't us. That was some random photographer in Gu's hometown who thought it sounded cool.
And it *is* based on another person, Eliza the Silver. The pirate who inspired us to break free.

>>4664062
Think one step further. Mary probably would not be interested in having a friendly chat, unlike a certain pink haired crybaby, in fact I'd assume she'd be in a fit of rage and we don't happen to be a certain someones grandson.
That is the course of events I'm which worries me.

>>4663776
kek, because they probably would.
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>>4663373
How about this, we steal Robin and he fights Lucci? Boom! Now everyone's gear second.
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>>4664933
i'm down for this
our job is to look after the straw hats, not to fight lucci.
we've already worn lucci down a bit both mentally and physically so luffy should be able to beat him more easily than he did in canon.
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>>4664933
>>4664943
Don't forget Spandam.
We fucking want Spandam.
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>>4664943
>>4664965
nope i say we finish the fight with lucci we are in the middle of a fight and we are not losing if guffy asks can we let him deal with his boss is panda he orders lucy for what silver knows is stronger than lucy.

I also agree with what they said above that we do not exist to make life easier for luffy, his crew, if we see the opportunity to have fun and become stronger, we will do it in the end, it will be the silver fleet that commands and not the straw hat
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The Rocket Man has been trailing Puffing Tom for a while now. But even with the impressive power of the trains engine they've been slow at catching up with CP9 due to the ungodly weather that is brought about by the Aqua Laguna. At one point it even looked like a huge wave was going to swallow the train and drag it to the depths. Were it not for Straw Hats and Pirate Hunters combined attack which bore a hole through the tidal wave the rescue team would've died already. But now finally the enemy is within sight which bolsters the alliance members. However this has the unfortunate consequence of alerting the enemy as well. Now the two first mates are busy destroying volley after volley of cannon balls so that they don't destroy the train.

Murray keeps swatting the balls away with his anchor while Roronoa simply slices the explosive balls of iron in half with his blades.

"Santoryu: Karasuma Gari!"

"Hooo? And here I thought the third sword is just decoration!"

"And I thought that anchor was just a paperweight!"

They continue their back and forth banter because it doesn't look like they'll make any real progress anytime soon. While they can keep fending off the cannon shots they can't actually attack back and any of the other hard hitters are almost all exclusively devil fruit users and the ones that aren't have no easy way to get across. Two figures have made their way to the top of the train to look at this and hopefully find a solution to the problem.

Sanji, doing the best he can to protect his cigarette from the raindrops whistles.
"Now that's a conundrum isn't it miss?"

Hagetaka nodded.
"Indeed."

"Tch. If only we could get a little closer. But then the cannons might overwhelm those two. Well, guess we got no other choice."

"Hmmmm."

Hagetaka kept looking but her mind drifted away as old memories resurfaced. She was sitting around a fire and listened to the lessons passed down by the chiefs and the shamans of her tribe. Most of her teachings revolved around the ancestors and their old traditions.
"Remember Hagetaka. Always remember who we were. You carry the blood of Shandora. Your ancestors once swore an oath and protected their home for hundreds of years. They thought tooth and nail to protect their home, the spirits and the golden city! We... broke our sacred oath so we could live. But still we carry on! Shandora may be lost to us but we must fight with the same ferocity as our ancestors did! Remember that! Remember Shandora!"
Shandora may be lost, yes. But that doesn't mean she can't recover it. In the meantime however she must fight to protect her tribe. And that tribe right now is the Silver Pirates.

As she was going down memory lane she didn't realize that Sanji was talking to her all this time.
"But don't worry. I'll figure out something. Even if it's potentially dangerous!"

"If there was a way would you attack them?"

"Well, of course. But that's our problem."
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>>4664933
And when you say "steal" Robin... What exactly would that entail?
>>4664965
Hehe, yea. Him we can actually steal tho, if Lucci doesn't want him hurt then he must be important! And important hostages are the best ones, and the most expensive. I'm sure Marcella would appreciate the present
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"Good. I'd be more comfortable not going in alone. Use this-"
Angel stabbed her spear into the trains hull and tied a glass thread around the shaft. After that she did what no sane man would've done and jumped off the train.

Landing on one of the rails of the train track she began running on it, not only conserving the momentum she got from the Rocket Man but adding to it as she kept jumping on the rail. The government agents saw that and tried to shoot her down, which she dodged by hopping between the two rails. She eventually reached the train and jumped on board, kicking the rifle wielding agents through the entire length of the car. She then tied the other end of the glass thread to the railing of the car and shouted for Sanji to follow her. As the cook quickly ran across the stretched out wire she extended her hand and formed a glass replica of her trusty spear.

"D-Devil Fruit? Shoot her!"

She couldn't allow them to fire their guns and injure the man running behind her, so she pointed her spear forward and fired a few warning shots at their faces.
"Fallen Hornet!"

The tip of her spear shot out multiple times as more and more heads grew out of the shaft. They mainly hit the enemies guns or hands but a few hit center mass, toppling the agents. As she was just about done disarming them the blonde cook flew past her and shouted.
"HOW DARE YOU FIRE GUNS AT A LADY?! Partytable Kick-Course!"

While Sanji was busy teaching some manner to the mooks Hagetaka began charging through the crowd in the hopes of reaching the first car and hopefully rescuing Nico Robin ahead of schedule. But before she could reach the door a massive fist came down at her. What she previously assumed to be two black pillars were actually the legs of a humongous person. He explained himself as a man from Karate Island and that he's a master of boxing. Weird but okay. He quickly readied his fists as the other men cheered him on.

"Yes! Teach them a lesson Mister Jerry!"

"Jerry Aurora Flicker Jab!"
A great many punches rained down on Angel. If nothing else the mans technique was superb, his jabs were quick and precise even if he was weak. It made for a good exercise. She watched the hands come and she danced around them like she did between the jaws of the shorfs of her home island. Her eyes were focused, her feet light and swift yet after a while she did take a hit.
"YES! Jerry-san! Beat her until she weeps!"

"How... DARE YOU?!"
Sanji once again erupted in a rage but before he could make a move he saw Hagetaka moving on without as much as flinching. Jerry screamed as he pulled his punch back and it became visible that his fist was split down the middle.

"Tch. No matter how much I practice with Murray I'm still sloppy. This fruit is quite bothersome."
She looked up and her cheek appeared black. Everybody, even Sanji realized the horrific truth. A logia.
"On the floor Cook-san. On the floor. FALLEN RAPTURE!"
And everything above the knees turned black.
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When the glass retreated most of the car was gone, the people inside all impaled and thrown into the water. Sanji got up after just barely dodging the attack and he stared in shock at the huntress.
"Y-You are a logia, aren't you? And you follow that guy around?"

"That's right."

"Whew. Certainly didn't expect tha- WATCH OUT!"

"Rankyaku!"

Sanji jumped in front of Angel and took the hit for her. Hagetaka was baffled by this action of his since he should be very much aware of how her body works. But it looked like she didn't have much time to worry about him as they had company. The CP9 agents have arrived and they cut them off from the rest of the train. She could've pursued them but with those superhumans around it would be too risky to run along the rails again. Especially with the wounded cook by her feet. So she grabbed the chivalrious man and waited until their car returned to the Rocket Man.
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>>4665074
That's another really good one out of context

"So, logia huh. How'd you end up working for him then?"

"It's not like that, on our travels we ran into the previous owner of these powers"
"...Previous?"
"Yes, he made the mistake of not only picking a fight with the Captain but making it personal.
So after he was defeated we stole his powers and Silver executed him"

Cut to a dark background with the crew only visible as grinning silhouettes with sharp teeth and glowing eyes while Usopp cries in a corner and Nami mumbles "scary".
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>>4665074
>"Y-You are a logia, aren't you? And you follow that guy around?"

Motherfuckers talking shit about Zoans.
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>>4665363
z-zoan bros we got too cocky
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>>4665363
I dont think any of the Yonkou are logia devil fruit users. Big Mom, Whitebeard, and Blackbeard are paramecia, Kaido is a mythical zoan, and Shanks doesn't have one as far as I know. Literally only the world government seem to have logia among their Admirals.
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>>4665423
Blackbeard is a paramecia?
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>>4665423
Blackbeard yami yami no mi is a logia
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>>4665423
>>4665444
>>4665453
Sorry I'm dumb. Point still stands that most of the most powerful pirates on the seas are not logias.
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>>4665468
Yeah but the two logias Sanji knows of were leaders.
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>>4665468
Logia is unfortunately a crutch that most users don't realize it is until it gets kicked out from under them by someone who is going to kill them hard. Even Ace relied on it too much and got killed because of it.

Marines have the support structure and training to get the most out of it.
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>>4665468
Well to be fair if you don't known about haki, logias are ridiculous overpowered opponents.
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>>4665271
Hot
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>>4665271
i love this
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>>4665271
It's almost as if pirates are actually scary for people who don't know them. Even the Straw Hats are viewed as monsters.

But it's not like they didn't earn their reputation
>oh we punched a hole in the shichibukai system
>then we went to the sky to bully god

>>4665482
This is true. But the truth is that for non-haki users logias are actually very dangerous. You either figure out the weakness of their fruit or you straight up can't do anything to them. And Sanji especially knows how bad they are

>Crocodile turned an island into a desert hellhole
>Enel deep fried him with a single attack

Logias are a big deal in Paradise
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>>4666054
Yea, it makes sense why logia users are so feared, and why they think themselves invincible.
Haki doesn't even seem to be a well known thing. Makes sense for someone like Caribou to assume he's basically untouchable.
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Cool wind starts to blow in the chamber as all the hot air quickly escapes through the front door. As the temperature drops the ape responsible for opening the door just stands there huffing air through his nose and gagging a little.

"ROBIIIIIII-BLEH! Whew. It's very musty in here."

"Luffy..."

"Straw Hat."

"GOOFY!"

"What?! Sissy? What are you doing here?"

You look at Lucci whose shoulder is currently smoldering, then your chest from which blood gushes in a very funny manner, it shoots out a little then stops then shoots out again. Nico Robin appears to be drenched, tired and on her knees while Panda and the elephant are still in the same spot you left them at.
"Killing each other I guess."

As you turn away from Lucci to answer Luffys question you hear a whooshing sound coming from behind.
"YOU'RE WIDE OPEN-"

"Gomu Gomu no PISTOL!"

Luffy threw a punch and got the cat-man off of you before he could hit your in the back. As his fist snapped back in place Luffy started taunting him.
"What do you think you're doing? We have unfinished business. I won't let you get away after putting my crew member through all that!"

"Stay out of this Straw Hat! I'll gladly kill you later but Silver comes first!"

"No."
Luffy cracked his knuckles.
"Remember what you said? If we come after you guys you'll kill all of my friends. Well I'm not going to let that happen. Prepare yourself!"

By the look of things this is personal for Luffy, like it was between you and Blueno. And who could blame him? These guys took one of his crew and continue to pose a threat to the rest. So technically he has a right for this fight. But gosh darn it, you already started! That means you got dibs! Still, this could prove beneficial.

>"Okay. He's yours."
>"OY! Don't butt in on my fight!"
>"Sorry but I'm not leaving either. Looks like this will be two on one!"
>Other?
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>>4666390
>>"Okay. He's yours." go deal with spandam
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>>4666390
>"Okay. He's yours."
do you guys have any extra blood I think I'm running out
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>>4666390
>>"Okay. He's yours."

>>4666391
When you say deal with Spandam, do you mean "Blow his head clean off the shoulders" or "Hostage ho!"
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>>4666390
>"Okay. He's yours."

>>4666395
My vote is "hostage ho" until we have our money back and are out of Enies lobby then blow his head clean off the shoulders
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>>4666395
i mean turning him incapable of fighting and robing the keys for the handcuffs from him
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>>4666398
I fully agree, Hostage ho is a good plan and I see absolutely no way it could backfire at all.
Damn we are brilliant!
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>>4666402
Don't need to worry big brain silver is going to cover all the flaws in the plan automatically for us
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>>4666404
Step 1: We take the important guy hostage
Step 2: I dunno
Step 3: Beat whoever try to stop us
Step 4: Declare victory

Find a single solitary flaw with this, I dare you.
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>>4666405
What if you can't beat someone sent to stop you? Or worse yet they stop you?
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>"OY! Don't butt in on my fight!"
we are in the middle of the fight seriously will we give up the opportunity to use our new form against lucci? we arrive first I say that luffe leave us the fight if we lose he can take care of lucci
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We can change luffy fighting lucci for his food and then go wreck the island or take spadam
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>>4666410
Look at it this way, if we let him fight Lucci, then he might have to go 2nd Gear. which means he'll be nire fun to fight later! It's a long term vs short term minda plan, ya dig?
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>>4666410
Well he had the courtesy to let blueno for us, so i don't see the problem in letting he fight lucci. and i don't think lucci is a good practice for the new form, the guy is near dying for silver normal hybrid form.
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Y-You guys sure know what you're doing? I mean I kinda guessed this would be the end result, you leaving Lucci behind. B-But do you realize what this means on the grander scale?
I wanted Silver to come across as mean but this is a bit overkill

Oh well
>writing
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>>4666416
I do not care about Luffy nor do I want to make him stronger and I will make it clear for those who will surely try in the future I do not want Silver to join his fleet and be subordinate to him and this path always leads to that>>4666420
yes but we get to lucci first and we are in the middle of defeating him if he wants robin to take it and hit spadam if he wants action
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>>4666426
Oooooh Silver would never EVER join any sort of alliance or grand fleet that he's not the leader of
Don't you worry
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>>4666426
...Mate, what are you on about?
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>>4666423
I can say with absolute certainty that I have no idea what this means on the grander scale
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>>4666426
>being subordinant to luffy
Who tf said that? Listen man, it was well agreed upon early on, he could be Pirate King, but we've got our own thing going, we want the highest bounty. But it's no fun to rival ourselves with a weakling, right? This way we got a hralthy competition ggoing, like Roger vs Whitebeard or Shiki!

>>4666423
Also what you mean Spook? Luffy ain't fought Blueno so 2nd Gear ain't a thing yet, this means he likely debuts it against Lucci... really the only major fuckery with canon is us saving Robin, which is the whole reason we're here, since Merry asked us to.

>>4666435
Yeah I'm with this guy, I don't get it.
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>>4666423
What do you mean?
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>>4666432
>>4666430
Of all the missions of one piece, whenever they get to know Luffy, they become sudden, they become brothers, soul friends and put the objectives of straw hat before theirs to him even if they say that it does not always happen in all the mission pages.
flashman a marine was one step away from betraying the marines and only hung out with pirates after meeting luffy his gang.
in one peice round the worl of the fanfiction.live page he was a mercenary affiliated with the navy after meeting luffy once and becoming his brother was one step away from bonny taking him away he aged 10 years of his life to lucahr against kizaru until the GM called the nonsense of that saying that bonny would only use that to escape.
all the msiioens of spacebattles and sufficnet velocity that know luffy the same thing happens .
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>>4666438
Silver doesn't even like Luffy a little bit though!
Why would Silver join his stinky crew?
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>>4666438
Right... I have no idea what you're trying to say and I have no clue about Spooky's "greater ramification"

But if you're asking: Are we gonna join up with Goofy and his circus? Hell no!

We are here for three reasons and three reasons alone: They stole our money, we promised Merry we'd help and we damn well want that autograph from Nico Robin! Now Luffy respected our claim on Blueno for personal reasons so we show him the same courtesy, simple as.

Also please take an extra few minutes to clearly say what you want to say, because it is actually difficult to decipher
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>>4666441
I think he's saying that by giving Luffy this fight we'll end up joining him as allies like most characters tend to do when meeting him and lose our agency
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>>4666447
yeah i think he was trying to say this too, and technically he is not wrong that this happens pretty frequently in one piece quests
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>>4666441
Sorry I'm writing on my cell phone and the language is in Spanish the auto-correction gives problems what I wanted to say is that in any quest that the MC crew meets the straw hat, they become friends and put the safety of the straw hat on their own and of the companions who have known previously.
inclusion being marines or being affiliated
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You let out a sigh and relax your muscles as you turn back into a human.
"Okay. All yours."

You leave and on your way you pass the baton to Goofy with a quick high five. Straw Hat then does a weird squat and you hear his insides making a LOT of weird noises. But as this is happening Lucci starts shouting as his mind starts reaching a breaking point.
"WAIT! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! I carry the flag of the World Government on my back and YOU almost killed Hattori! And you think you can just GO AWAY?! The only way you leave this place is IN PIECES!"

You wave him off and go "Yeah yeah". You're basically done with him. Besides, he got bigger things to worry about.
"Gear... Second."

It finally arrives. You hear a loud "Pew" and then a boom and then Lucci is sent hurling into a wall. For a single punch that is quite something. You'd love to pay attention to Goofys new move a bit more but you got bigger things to worry about, like Nico Robin and Spandam. But while you're casually leaving Lucci is left fuming. The punch he just experienced was exquisite, fast, powerful and filled his already wounded body with pain beyond imagination. But nothing, and I mean NOTHING, in this world could overcome the power of his HATRED right now. In fact his rage served as such a good anesthetic that he barely even felt that punch.

How DARE HE? Lucci couldn't comprehend it. He did all that, all that for a fucking autograph? He attacked Enies Lobby, challenged the World Government and the CP9, and even attacked the one thing he cared about in this world other than killing. And it means NOTHING to him? He hurt Lucci the only way it was possible and did it without hesitation or even care. It wasn't personal, it was nothing! Lucci almost his whole life believing in the tenets of Dark Justice and carried them out. He hurt, captured and killed people he deemed wicked. But here it was, finally a true embodiment of all he was trained to fight. And it hurt him without effort. He realized something. "Straw Hat" Luffy was no longer a concern. Hell, Lucci found him admirable for his courage and strength. "Devil Child" Nico Robin no longer mattered, her unwillingness to use the ancient secrets as weapons made her a non-threat and he was only interested in her because she was branded a criminal, an asset he had to capture. But Silver HAD to be stopped!

This infuriated the assassin beyond description, beyond belief. And that hatred filled him with such power and purpose that he fought with renewed vigor. He HAD to kill Straw Hat as soon as possible even if it cost him his life!
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I'm just concerned that we will take the same route as all the previous quest that ally themselves with the straw hat even when they initially started to oppose or give them competition.

also if we go for a title it is better to follow the example Rocks D. Xebec that it took roger and garp together to beat him
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>>4666468
That is an understandable worry And I don't want to be allies with the Strawhats either
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>>4666467
Incoming released zoans.
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>>4666467
>Lucci making it his mission in life to kill us

Ah. That's what you meant.
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>>4666471
>>4666470
You just hurt his bird. And turned your back to him like you don't care.
That's BM if I ever seen one
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>>4666467
Ah. When you put it like that I'm starting to understand what you meant Spooky.
Still this is turning out real interesting, yes indeed!
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>>4666473
I'm sorry but what's a BM?
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>>4666470
Well I made a fool of myself. I meant "awakened zoan"
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>>4666476
"Bad Manners"
its when you're acting like a dick, usually on purpose
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>>4666478
Welp, I don't think Luffy can win against that
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>>4666467
so lucci is going to be our stalker ?
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>>4666483
... Calling it Now. Lucci and Mary team up, if (Big IF) she can keep up with him, otherwise that's one way the story of our kind of sister ends
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>>4666483
neh we are not luffy the first time we defeat him we just kill him
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Meanwhile...

"Oy. Nico Robin? Hello? You okay?"

"I uh... yes. I think so."

"Good. Can you move?"
Robin shook her head. She must've been exhausted from that heat stroke she almost got. Bummer. There's nothing else you can do other than carry her. You offer her a piggyback ride and she hesitantly but takes it. Her shackles however touch your back which makes you almost fall over.
"Oooof! Sea Stone?"

"Y-Yes."

"I know how that feels. Please keep it away, thank you!"
Robin did not have much strength left but lifting her hands away from you was something she could do. So with that settled you looked to the side.
"And you're coming with us too!"

You grabbed Spandam, who was still mostly immobile, by the throat and dragged him away. Funnily enough his elephant followed you as well though you don't know why. Luckily it didn't try to attack you so that's lucky. Whistling merrily you left the room with your little trophies and made your way back to where the others were. It's probably for the best if you catch up with them, especially since Nico Robin told you that the other CP9 agents have the key to her handcuffs. But after a while you start to loose steam and have to stop in a hallway with your tongue out.

"Haaah. Haaaah. Got any blood? I think I lost most of mine somewhere."

"I erm. What type you are?"

"Red?"

"T-Then it's best if we find a doctor instead."

"Okay."

Nico Robin then looked like she was about to ask something from you and looked very concerned but unfortunately she did not have the chance to speak up as some OTHER loudmouth just recovered from his "foaming mouth syndrome". And boy did you not like it.
"OY! What's happening?! Where am I? Unhand me you filthy scumbag pirate! I'll have your head for this! Do you have any idea what you're doing?! HUH? Do you KNOW who you're messing with? Once the Government hears of this and comes to rescue me you'll wish you were dead! You hear me? DEAD-"

That's about as much as you're willing to take from him and gently but firmly jab the tip of your sword into his mouth. That shuts him up good. Nico Robin eyes this display with envy, anger and frustration. She could probably use some revenge. But it's doubtful she could dispose of him in her weakened state.

>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him"
>"Go on. I'll hold him down"
>"Let's kill him shall we?"
>Other?
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>>4666498
>>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him"
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>>4666498
>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him"
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>>4666498
>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him"
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>>4666498
>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him"
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>>4666498
>"Let's kill him shall we?"
I crave blood.
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>>4666511
We can get more satisfaction from it when were not as injured.
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>>4666510
On mobile rn but yeah backing this
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>>4666498
>>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him"
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>>4666498
>"Go on. I'll hold him down"
Just drop the cuffs on his head
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You guys are no fun.
But you won't have to wait for too long to get the cuffs off.
Before that however we have something... important to take care of
>writing
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>>4666511
wrong kind of bat.

>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him"
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>>4666498
>"Go on. I'll hold him down"
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You know how she feels. And while you'd approve her smashing her skull in and would even help her, you know something else as well. That it feels much better with the chains off.
"Hey Nico Robin. Wait a little okay? We'll get those off soon. Then you can do what you want."
She seems to agree and nods after just a little thinking time.
"Good. Now... could you sign this please?"

You hand your bounty poster over to her with a big goofy grin and even have Marauder hand her a crayon to sign with. She's much more reluctant to comply with this but once the shock of the absurdity wears off she does write her name on the poster.
"SWEET! Check this out bug-friend! A Nico Robin signature! It's going to look much nicer in my room than that stinky cats back!"

You share a high five with your pet which prompts Nico Robin to finally ask what she wanted.
"Don't take this the wrong way but... who are you people? You're Cavalier Silver, right? What are you people doing here?"

"Isn't it obvious? I wanted one of these! How cool is that? A kid pirate like you from the West Blue? That's what I want to be! But that's not really all I guess. I made a promise to someone that I'd help you guys a little. And these guys stole my money! Well, not my money anymore. But it pisses me off that they think they can have stuff without me taking it back!"
This reminds you.
"THE MONEY!"

"TOOOT!"

"Oh thanks Elephant! You're cool! I won't eat you!"

Both you and Funkfreed wipe your foreheads off in relief which pisses off Spandam even more than before, to the point that he's willingly ignoring the tip of your falchion in his mouth.
"FUNKFREED YOU TRAITO-"

"Can you cut it OUT?"

You pull your sword out of his mouth and after helping Nico Robin lift her arms up you make her drop her cuffs on Spandams head. He ends up biting his tongue and falling over, which prompts something shiny to fall out of his pocket. Your lizard brain activates, making you reach for the shiny and catch it before it hits the ground.
"Hmmmm? A Golden Den Den Mushi?"

Nico Robins blood freezes.
"Y-You fool! You had it on your person this whole time?"
But Spandam doesn't respond as he's busy rolling around in pain. So instead you ask her what that thing's supposed to be.
"It's a gold den den mushi. It is used for one thing and one thing only. By pressing the button on the top the marines would initiate a Buster Call on an island. You said you were at Ohara right? This is what destroyed my home island!"

"Oh yeeeah. Icecream said something about it. Hmmmmm."

"That's right. Because I told him about it. Once triggered no less than five vice-admirals will be dispatched alongside 10 capital class warships and all the manpower they can take. The call can not be cancelled and it won't end until the island in question has been erased."

"HMMMMMMMMMMMMM."

>Destroy the mushi
>T O U C H
>Other?
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>>4666556
>>T O U C H
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>>4666556
>T O U C H
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>>4666556
ah man, I really want to touch it but that would be so bad.
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>>4666556
>T O U C H
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>>4666556
>Destroy the mushi
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>>4666556
>>Destroy the mushi
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Though wait a moment... couldn't we like, take it, keep it on us... and then say... use it somewhere important?

Mariejoa? Impel Down?
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>>4666556
>Destroy the mushi
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>>4666561
Cmon man. I hear you, I feel you.. However, do you think Silver can resist the siren song of the forbidden button?
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>>4666565
That is a good plan, we should do that
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>>4666556
>>T O U C H
We’re crashing this island with no survivors
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>>4666556
I say we hold onto it.
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>>4666565
I have a feeling that would lead to a very permanent, very unfair and remarkably persistent manhunt.
And our ship is currently undergoing refits at a company that's lost a fair amount of staff to treason and injuries.

I'm all for kicking over the marines sandcastle, but I don't think I'm quite up for pissing on their breakfast while doing a conga across the table wearing nothing but a rose.
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>>4666565
Supporting this. Actually a smart idea.
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>>4666556
>>T O U C H
>>4666565
it probably wouldn't work at the moment they find that it got stolen the gonna cut the connection or something like that
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also, did we tame Funkfreed with CH and NO training? Literally first try?
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lver is ruthless, he only thinks about his freedom, he leads a crew of monsters, despite being someone of normal size he is extremely strong even to compete in fighting with giants without having haki and cp9 blueno gave us the idea that if we rule everything or destroy the world government we will be free to do whatever we want.

rocks never claimed that title so if we go down that path we will be the first to claim it and not a second pirate king.

heh i wonder what the heads of the world government who met rocks thought when i came in cp9 report and silver personality
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>>4666590
It's not like pandaman inspires loyalty
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damn sorry the cell phone deleted half of the other comment this is complete:
I just realized that we put silver on the road to Rocks D. Xebec since silver is ruthless, he only thinks of his freedom, he leads a crew of monsters, despite being someone of normal size he is extremely strong even to compete in fighting with giants without having haki and cp9 blueno gave us the idea that if we rule everything or destroy the world government we will be free to do whatever we want.

rocks never claimed that title so if we go down that road we will be the first to claim it and not a second pirate king.

Heh I wonder what the heads of the world government who met rocks thought when it came in cp9 report and silver personality
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I don't know about you guys but that seems a lot like we're going to TOUCH THIS BUTTON
>writing

>>4666590
More like Funkfreed is an animal with actual survival instincts, unlike Spandam who's just a human insect and doesn't realize when he's shittalking people much stronger than him.
Funkfreed just knows if he doesn't obey he dies
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>T O U C H
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>>4666598

*Click* "Sorry, what were you saying?"
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>>4666596
>spite being someone of normal size he is extremely strong even to compete in fighting with giants without having haki
No, anon. Silver is a manlet that can compete with giants, much more impressive.
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>>4666556
>T O U C H
I am a simple man, I see button I touch.

>>4666565
Impel down maybe, Mariejois? Nah. Plus
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... fuck now I realize something we put luffu, lucci and all those who are fighting right now in a dragon ball situation that they have to finish their fights in less than 5 minutes and then run to escape before everything else the world explode. hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
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... fuck now I realize something we put luffy, lucci and all those who are fighting right now in a dragon ball situation that they have to finish their fights in less than 5 minutes and then run to escape before everything else the world explode
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>>4666622
anon why you are double posting ?
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>>4666625
It's probably not on purpose
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>>4666625
He's posting from his phone and probably has connection issues.
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>>4666625
sorry I have problems with the cell phone in 3 hours I finish working so while I have to use my cell phone and it is difficult sometimes I eat part of the publication and other times I make mistakes like that
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Staaaaaaaare.
"I'm sorry what did you say?"

"I said you must destroy it before it's pressed by accident!"

"Five Vice-Admirals?"

"Yes!"

"Ten battleships? How big?"

"Each one bigger than this entire island!"

A toothy grin spreads across your face.
"Gooooooooooooood!"
*CLICK*
"This island can go!"

Funkfreed freaked out and ran for it immediately, Spandam was screaming again and desperately tries to reach his den den mushi to cancel the call, even though according to Nico Robin it's impossible to cancel. Still you take his snail just in case. And speaking of which Robin herself is astounded by your sheer audacity and questions if you've lost your mind, or if you know how big of a trouble you're in now. You reassure her that despite being bad at math you can still count to 10 and understand what a mighty power that is given your experience with assaulting the tributary ship of the government. But even though you're smiling about it now you have to pick up the pace. Picking up Robin, tucking Spandam under one arm and the treasure under another you start running and ask the Straw Hat member to get the mini mushi from one of your pockets. She does so even if a bit clumsily and you get across to the others.

"Hello. Hello hello? Silver here! I don't know if you can hear me but listen up everyone! A Buster Call is coming this way so you better hurry up! Meet me at the top level and get ready to RRRRRUMBLE!"

You run forward a bit more and do in fact catch up with someone, just not someone you expected. Sogeking runs up to you, out of breath and clutching a key in his hands.
"U-Usopp?"

"What are you talking about Nico Robin? This is Sogeking from Sniper Island! And look he has your key!"

Robin gets released from her hold and tells everything to Sogeking.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! WHAWHAWHAWHAT?! What did you DO?"

"Kekeke!"

"This is BAD! We have to tell everyone!"

You present Spandams den den mushi to him.
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>>4666647
I feel like it would have been smarter to have used it later.
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>>4666666
It's a good thing we aren't smart Mr. UberSatan
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>>4666666
I don't believe you Satan
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>>4666647
you know what I just realized? Onigumo will likely be on one of those ships. We should ask him how John's sex reassignment surgery is going!
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>>4666666
Fuck off Satan. I'm wary of your tricks now!
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>>4666666
Go way, satan. silver is a good Christian boy.
>>4666670
kek
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>>4666666
We’re wise to your tricks, Satan. It was the good lords will that we pressed that button.
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>>4666666
Begone, ye devil and ye devilish thoughts!
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I hope we can take freed I want to give will a mount and something to defend himself also if he wants to be a sniper we could give him a rifle with a support in freed so that he can withstand the recoil of the shot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpEQ_eR1h_g

Robin stares at Spandam with all the contempt of the world combined, yet she doesn't say a word, not even the name of her move which is... odd. She simply crosses her arms and several limbs sprout from Pandas body, usually around his joints. They coil around him like serpents, each clutching tight around his body and pulling on him. His body begins to twist backwards. The sound of his bones cracking is audible even to Sogeking next to you, yet he doesn't seem to cringe from it. Spandam continues to bend until his body can bend no more. Then Robin forces him to go further. His back snaps in half like a fresh piece of celery and he goes limp. Nico Robin finally had her payback.

So why doesn't she look satisfied. You remember grinning from ear to ear when you did it. But she looks the same as before. What gives?

"Let's go. I don't want to be here any longer than needed."

"Hmmm? But he's still living!"

"I don't care."
Why is she leaving? Shouldn't she be happy? Shouldn't she finish the job? It makes no sense.
But that does leave Panda over there, crippled as he may be. If she doesn't care maybe you could get a little use out of him before you get rid of this scum for good. Or you could simply do as Robin did and simply leave him to his fate.

>Get what use you can out of him, then end him
>Just leave
>Other?
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>>4666695
>Get what use you can out of him, then end him
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>>4666695
>>Get what use you can out of him, then end him
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>>4666695
>Get what use you can out of him, then end him
We make an example of him. Can we take his guts and put them in place of the world government flag that usopp shot down?
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>heh I suppose we could leave him here he can't move if he manages to escape from the island paralyzed he will live otherwise he will die in the buster call
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>>4666695
>>Get what use you can out of him, then end him
He hasn’t done anything since enies lobby, so we might has well off him now.
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>>4666695

>Get what use you can out of him, then end him
>make it bloody and brutal when we do.
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>>4666695
>Get what use you can out of him, then end him
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>take him to the highest place like a government flag, tie him there and let him witness the buster call in a seat of honor
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>>4666695
>>Just end him

Why are we this vicious and Vindictive towards Spandam no, yea he was acting like a cunt so we decided to kill him fair enough... But why these calls for absolute brutality?
>>4666702
would also be acceptable
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>>4666711
Oh fuck. I like this. But cripple him enough that he'd die an agonizing death by the small chance if he'd weasel out of it somehow
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>>4666695
>>Get what use you can out of him, then end him
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>>4666695
>Just leave
He's going to die anyways. No point in wasting our time or just brutalizing him just because we can.
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>>4666713
Anyway we told everyone to meet us in the highest place so it wouldn't take too long and we wouldn't deviate
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>>4666711
This is the maximum the I am willing to comprise, the rest of the write-ins are just edge fest
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>>4666713
>But why these calls for absolute brutality?
Well...
>Raised on an island where the people enslaved him, so he burned them all down
>Ready to fuck shit up because that's what he'll do
>Fate of the sheriff on Bandera/Silver island
>Blueno maybe pushing a dangerous thought into Silver's head
I wonder why
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>>4666695
>Get what use you can out of him, then end him

Tie him to a flag post by his underwear, maybe the one where the Hats burnt that flag as a one upmanship. Fuggin nerd, get your spine broke.

>By the way Ms. Robin... therebis something VERY important I must ask of you...
>CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?
She is RIGHT THERE, AND YOU KNOW HOW FORGETFUL WE ARE!
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>>4666721
Sure, but Silver has never done things like this before. Even with the Sheriff it was just a simple shot from the gun. Blueno was just fucking up his legs, and Silver had been building up hate towards the slave guys.
Not sure where all this ripping out guts and stuff came from.
>>4666724
We got her autograph already, when we were walking back towards the others.
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>>4666721
I still do, yea.

The sheriff did a lot worse to us and ours then this guy has ever had the chance to, and he got a bullet to the back of the head.
Silver has been many things but I don't think I've ever seen him outright sadistic like a few of these suggestions are
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>>4666721
But in the entire quest silver never did anything closer to things like:
>take his guts and put them in place of the world government flag
>make it bloody and brutal when we do
All other silver executions are pretty normal, silver even chose many times to spare marines that tried to kill him.
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>>4666726
>>4666727
>>4666728
I see your points, anons. Maybe I let my imagination run too wild.

>I support tying him up on the flag pole to watch the show
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>>4666728
Speaking of marines, maybe I missed it, but I'm guessing we just dropped him off once we got to Water 7? I don't remember if we ever mentioned him after the Marco encounter.
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>>4666728
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>>4666695
>Tie spandam to the flag pole and let him watch the buster call level the island before falling into the sea
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F-Fine. Take my toy away at the last moment why don't you. I could almost taste victory.
But you win. Spandam will be given prime view of the Buster Call and won't be ripped in half while in a call with the Gorosei like I originally intended
>writing
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>>4666735
silver said that he would drop the marine on the first island in sight, so maybe we dropped him in a random place
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>>4666695
>Tie spandam to the flag pole and let him watch the buster call.
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"Come here."
You grab Panda dude by the neck and fly up with him to the very top of the building. After punching your way through the roof you go to the towers tip where the flag pole the Straw Hats burned used to be. Ripping off his shirt you use it to tie him in place and then present the den den mushi to him.
"Okay. Call your boss. I want you to send a message."

You wait there as he dials and wait some more until someone on the other side picks up the line.
"This is the Room of Authority. Who's this?"

"I'm Silver."

"WHO? Is this a joke?"

At this point Spandam begins to scream.
"P-PLEASE HELP ME! This is Spandam! Chief of Cipher Pol 9! I-I've been captured by a pirate! He wants to negotiate my exchange with the Gorosei! Please take the Den Den Mushi to them at once!"

"Impossible. The Five Elders do not negotiate with pirates. Be proud that in your final moments you can resist these terrorists agent Spandam."

"N-NO!"

"That's okay."
You speak up.
"I don't want anything for him. He's worthless."

"Oh thank the celestial dragons!"

"So I'm just leaving this here."

"W-Wait what are you doing?"

"Remember? I pressed the button. I called that Buster thingy here. You're going to watch it. And the guys on the other end will hear it. Just wanted to make sure you guys get the message."

"W-WHAT MESSAGE? I didn't say anything! YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"

"Oooops. Sorry. I'm pretty dumb and mess things up sometimes. What I meant is that YOU will be the message! See ya!"

And you left him there. Spandam in his battered and broken state got to witness the bombardment and eventual destruction of Enies Lobby, one of the cornerstones of Justice in the world. And the Five Elder Stars would eventually receive a short recording of his screams and cries as he eventually sunk into the sea.
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And that's about it everyone.
Enies Lobby is almost done with.
Just a teensy weensy little Buster Call to take care of and successfully escaping.
Good luck and good night!
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>>4666772
Nice one boss. Good night!
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>>4666772
Thanks for the run, Spooky.
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>>4666769
>the strawhats burned the world government's flag, to send a message
>silver tied the chief of cipher pol to that flagpole for all to see and had the world government listen as he died from their own buster call
>you know, to send a message

silver is a fucking maniac and i love it
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>>4666772
Thanks for running Spooky!
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>>4666769
Very nice, Silver is a real cool guy
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>be a world government killer for hire
>the blood of thousands are on my hands and i feel nothing
>meet silver
>"this man is morally reprehensible"
>[urge to be a good guy dramatically intensifies]
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>>4666772
Wait a second, That elephant ran with the money!
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>>4666790
That's how you know we're a good villain. And we *are* a villain.

We inspire people to become their best selves
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>>4666800
Everyone's the hero of their own story.
It ain't about good and bad. For him, it's about being free.

Silver is the one being his best self.
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>>4666772
God what a fucking ride, I love it. Thanks for the run Spooky.
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>>4666800
We don't want to be the Pirate King, the World Government can suck it, the Revolutionary Army would mean nothing to us unless we run it. Freedom is our creed, and we want to be in no part of any structure or system save what we can create on our own ship or future ships.
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>>4666772
Night spookums, I look forward to the next installment of this quest.
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>>4666813
that sounds similar to whitebeards thing.
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>>4666800
He is not thought, I don't remember one single time in the quest that silver is clear the villain, in contrary he saved three islands until now.
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>>4666813
>"I don't want to be a marine. I don't even want to be king of the pirates."
>Silver leans in, and you swear you see madness in his eyes as he looks straight through you
>He speaks in a low voice, both harsh and cold beyond reason
>"I want to be free."
>Silver grins. You feel your blood run cold, like you could die at any moment.
>"Do you know what it means to be free?"
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>>4666821
Honestly to him we're probably like looking at a distorted past image. Like if you walked into the kitchen and saw a toddler version of yourself just standing there before the little shit pulled out a pistol and demanded to know where the cookies are stashed.
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>>4666772
Brutal and well done
Night Spooks

>>4666821
You mean Blackbeard
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>the only people in the world that can tell silver a damn thing are his family
>and even then, it's only because he loves them, and thinks they're worth listening to
>mfw i remember blackbeard trying to peer pressure him into drinking
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>>4666799
Dont worry he's not stupid. He hauled ass to the nearest ship as soon as he saw us with the damn snail. Wouldn't be surprised if he commandeered it at sword point.
Now finding him, that's gonna be tricky.
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>>4666834
Well Teach succeed in making silver apologize
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>>4666838
he knew he was outmatched though, otherwise he probably wouldn't have.
it's possible to force silver to do something.

but no normal man could accomplish it.
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>>4666799
>>4666836

But we still have our moeny it says so in the same paragraph Funkfeet bails.
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>>4666825
That's his big villain speech to Mary
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>>4666842
Well most people follow the law because they are outmatched it is not much of an excuse
>but no normal man could accomplish it.
well most pirates in the new world are not Normal and can make the exactly same thing
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>>4666850
True, silver's feelings aren't unique and neither is he.
It's how far he intends to take this that makes it special.
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>>4666825
>>4666852

I feel like calling Silver a pirate is a bit like calling a rectangle a square. They look similar and can have some identical parts, but something is definitely off and the powers that be are calling him a pirate because they have not seen the difference yet and have put him in the wrong box. And no one put Silver in a box unless he wants to be there.
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>>4666857
To be honest he might be the One Piece world's first ever true anarchist.
Even pirates follow a creed of sorts. The only solid bond Silver has is to his nakama.
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Honestly Silver isn't a bad guy at all, at least in my opinion. He's only really be shown to be a danger to the government since he goes against everything they stand for.
I'd argue Silver has done way more good than bad, and the only real unnecessary kill I can think of were those poker players, who even then still wronged us.
I mean we barely even kill marines. We let basically all of them on the Dauntless survive, we saved that one guy who was attacked by Marco.
You could argue that morally Kid is worst, since he kills civilians. The only reason Silver is higher on "truly evil and must die" is because he's a danger to the status quo.
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>>4666887
Well the marines were just doing their job so killing them didn't really mean much, but those othet guys cheated at cards. Some things must not be allowed.
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>>4666887
This. I am here since the first thread so seeing so many opinions like silver is evil, or cruel is really strange.
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>>4666914
It's mostly kayfabe.
At least I hope it is, Spooky quests have gone off the rails with edge in the past.
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>>4666887
I imagine it has mostly to do with Lucci's description of him as an ultimate evil that has people thinking that.
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>>4666931
I dont think he's that evil either. More like an aggressively defensive neutrality. Sort of keeps to himself, but will fight to defend himself with proportional force until the threat is neutralized.
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>>4666940
I just hope there isn't a breakout vote to unfunnily torture someone to death anytime soon.
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>>4666958
But you'll be on board if it's funnily right?
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>>4666978
Of course!
I just never want to do something over the top in complete seriousness.
Stabbing a guy over and over when they don't shut up can be funny, but slowly pulling out someone's entrails for slighting us is really uncomfortable.
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>>4666989
And a waste of good food to boot. That's prime meat we'd be chucking away.
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I decided to do some characters analyze in order to help establish what exactly is silver character. Feel free to argument my points. Let's begin the analysis disproving some false points about silver that I see during this thread.
>silver don't care for people outside the crew
This can be proved wrong by the fact that he helped Murray(before he joined the crew) and saved the town in the same thread(the first one)
>silver is ruthless
There are two events that show this is false, the first one is the fight with Marcella, Marcella has a metal breakdown during the fight, and instead of using the chance to win against her silver actually tries to calm her down bringing her to a restaurant. The second is the dauntless capture and the refuse to kill marines in that situation.
>Silver is fearless
this doesn't hold in the meeting with black beard, he actually apologizes to teach after being threatened
>silver is lawless
this is actually surprising, but silver follows the law most of the time sure he commits crimes, but they near always end up being against the world government, he mostly follows local laws.
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>>4667012
Could we not turn Silver into a cannibal?
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>>4667039
No, we can't not do that
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>>4667039
We're a bat, Fuck off.

>>4667032
World government bad
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>>4667039
I mean he's not just gonna start acting like kirby in a bakery, but I feel like it's one of those actions that's always an option for him ya know? He has the moral compass of a chimp and if it's not part of a body anymore then clearly it's free game.
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>>4667043
>>4667041
Why should Silver be a cannibal?
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>>4667050
because food shouldn't go to waste.
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>>4667050
>hungry
>meat here
>ate raw meat before. It was good.
>cook talks about how we should eat him if he dies
>wonder what human meat tastes like
>meat here
>Nom.
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>>4667057
That's a bit of a weak justification to have Silver go full edge by devouring everything he fights.
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>>4667066
Why would he eat everything he fights? You dont just shovel whatevers on the table into your mouth. Besides he would at most do it either out of curiosity, boredom, or convinence.
Why settle for human when you can have sea king, and why settle for sea king when you can have poison marinated slow roasted sea king with milk on the side?
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>>4667032
With these facts I would say that he has morality but is more resembling a wild animal, he feels compassion, but in the same time resolve near all his problems with violence. Always Prioritize his own pack, Can abandon being right if it means his survival, don't feel any repulsion in the thought of cannibalism because the animals he has grown up with didn't either.
>>4667066
It Is not exactly weak, but yeah would break the tone of the quest it would go for more the edge side of the things, unless there is some heavy comedic undertone
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>>4667075
Because once you cross that line, there's really no stopping anons from having Silver start treating corpses like they were senzu beans.
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What y'all think our new bounties gonna be? Y'all think the WG gonna post a news clipping about the Silver and Straw Hat alliance?
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>>4667125
They will downplay the threat while openly seething, and then quietly put together a plan to deal with us.
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>>4667125
>What y'all think our new bounties gonna be?
At least six.
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>>4667131
We made spammy boi call his bosses so they could hear him die, I think we are FAR beyond that. Wouldn't be surprised if they send one of the warlords after us.
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>>4667193
We called them to hear him die on the phone they use to call down the One Piece equivalent of a nuke, for fucking style points.
If they send just one I'd be somewhat insulted.
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>>4667125
Probably just a little higher than luffy, i think people are underestimating how difficult is to raise a bounty, even after assaulting impel down and joining in marineford, luffy bounty was just 400 millions
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>>4667679
Yeah but Robin got a bounty in the millions simply for knowing how to read a big fucking rock.

Something Silver has shown to a lesser degree. I'm sure that'll chunk it up by a bit even without considering the other horseshit he's pulling on right now.

Unless everyone involved is getting a smaller increase to their bounties since there are a lot more people involved this time. Makes it seem like everyone involved is less dangerous when there isn't only one part doing all the work.

Curious.
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>>4667685
Basically bounties are just how much the government sees you as a treat or how much it wants you to be captured. The thing is that using a buster call is not going to dramatically raise our bounties like some people are expecting, silver and co don't the power to use a buster or the force of one, the fact the used one was just an unlucky factor, it just shows that sliver has guts, but just that isn't sufficient to have a large increase in the bounty.
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>>4667692
Executing a government official. Freeing a VIP criminal. WRONGTHINK. All of these are big nonos for the gubmint.

Luffy just had the flag burning, ass-beating, and prisoner rescuing. Now we got that and a whole lot more going for us.

I dunno man. I just don't agree with your assessment.
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>>4667697
Again my point is that just committing crimes is not going to dramatically raise the bounty, if this was true luffy bounty pos-marineford would have skyrocketed. What raise your value is how the government see you as a treat, and the fact is that silver is not a treat much higher than luffy, the government could easily wipe out silver entire crew. Thought i can be wrong.
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>>4666825
>"I don't want to be a marine. I don't even want to be king of the pirates. I want to be free."
>"I don't want to conquer anything. I just think the guy with the most freedom in this whole ocean... is the Pirate King."
Guess where the second quote comes from.
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>>4667697
I think you are overlooking the most dangerous, from the WG's point of view, thing about Silver:
He is unpredictable, he did all that and claimed it was for an autograph... Governments, bureaucrats etc like predictability. It means stability, meanwhile we are basically looking like the Joker to them: Someone who just showed up out of nowhere, wrecked shit for no good reason, killed a ranking official and managed to get Rob motherfucking Lucci to rethink his morality. So, they are going to ask themselves.
If he is willing to do that for no good reason, who will be next? And the answer will be:
"We don't know" and that's going to be a lot more annoying then the regular pirate modus operandi of "whatever we run into on this somewhat predictable course"

>>4667032
I agree with the first point, I'd also look at Windy-Windy where we *didn't* start randomly butchering everyone despite being attacked and captured.

Ruthless? He can certainly be, especially since I feel like a big portion of his worldview, and feel free to argue the point, is that Might Makes Right.
Not because he wants to, not because of some ideal but simply because he knows that in the end the only one there for you is you, and you are responsible for making sure nobody can chain you down and beat you for the fun of it.
If somebody takes your gold, the fault lies with you. If someone burns your home, the fault lies with you. This also ties into how he solves a lot of problems with violence and yet thinks he is morally justified in doing do, it is not him who is in the wrong for stealing the gouverments ship and gold. It is the gouverments fault for not stopping him.
So they took our gold, that is our fault (or, well Iceburgs) and now we steal it back and that will be on them.

Fearless, obviously not. Not just Teach but he is in many ways motivated by the fear of going back "home" so to speak and just wants to enjoy what the world has to offer for as long as he can.

And yea, he is capable of functioning in a society. He has had no issues breaking laws if it suited him but that doesn't mean one has to find a lawyer on every island, get him to write down a list of things which are forbidden and then break all those laws because lol I ams criminal.
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>>4667713
Yeah! I agree with your views about silver, it makes sense that someone that grew with just animals for most of his life, believes in the law of the jungle.
Thought about the government view about silver, they could just think thet he is bullshitting, and he attacked ennies lobbys for other reasons. they would be kind of right, since silver main reason for attacking enies lobby is marry.
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>>4667731
Yay ~

Aight, lets say they assume we are lying... At that point they still have no clue about what is going on or why we are doing what we're doing. It doesn't change all that much except for a few people are gonna get assigned to "Figure this out" as part of compiling a report on the whole Enies Lobby thing. Honestly they might also just assume that it was for the money and simply note us down as a really greedy bastard.

Also, who are we marrying?
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>>4667753
Well you HAD a potential wife but you picked every option to avoid her so...
Guess you'll have to wait unless you like shooting fish in a barrel
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>>4667762
I hope you don't mean Mary cause Silver would rather deepthroat the Jezail.
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>>4667765
...It's not Tsuru, right?
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>>4667753
>Also, who are we marrying?
It should be obvious, anon.
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>>4667770

Well it's probably not a crew member, they've seen Silver's nonsense first hand so none of them would want to marry him. Well maybe Angel, but that's only because we helped set her standards so high and even then it'd feel kinda weird, like dating a first cousin.
Though considering our ability to hear everything we might be able to pull off a Davey Jones and just straight up bang the ocean.
I know people were talking about romancing the Dauntless but I've seen futurama, if Bender can't pull it off we probably can't either.
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Right, I think people are taking this a little to seriously... I was just making a joke based off
" since silver main reason for attacking enies lobby is --> marry <--."

But hey, any discussion is good discussion.
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>>4667789
I got the day off. It was either this or drinking and I'm broke til the check hits.
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>>4667789
You wrote "Merry" wrong. Now you gotta live with it
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>>4667792
No, *I* didn't >>4667731
But yes, yes I shall live with it. And laugh.
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>>4667762
So luffy love interest is the pirate empress, and silver is Mary.
I guess we really got too cocky, silverbros.
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>>4667804
Luffy's love interest is adventure with a side of food. Boa wants to break his pelvis but he couldn't give less of a shit.
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>>4667804
I'll spell it out but only to cull the/a/ before it spreads
It was Ms Beeg-forehead
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>>4667809
Huh, cool. I usually ship her with Nami myself but that's because I'm a degenerate fond of forbidden love.
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>>4667809
Huh, I kind of expected it to be Bonny since we met and kind of ignored her, though I guess she has to much common sense for Silver.
Could've guessed that it's Spooky's waifu tho
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>>4667824
Not my waifu actually. Just really like her. Especially after rereading Alabasta.
Probably the best princess out of the three we've seen
No matter I still got a few reserves. But of course I'll follow the players demands. So if you point at a character I'll likely allow it. Within reason of course. No Big Meme for you
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>>4667809
Don't be silly, we couldn't marry a princess!
That'd make us the king-pirate which would confuse the hell out of everyone, ourselves included.
And we don't really have any ambitions towards being the pirate king... Mostly its just enjoying ourselves and waving around a massive flag that says "Notice me Eliza-Senpai"
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>>4667826
I feel like we're gonna be going stag for a while. I mean we joke about mommy milkers and shipfucking but Silver seems to be the type of guy who doesn't really worry about that stuff.
He's basically Goku before Chi-chi decided to put a ring on it.
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>>4667833
Could also be that the closest thing he had to a stable relationship before getting the crew was Mary...
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So, spooky what is gonna happen in time skip ? we are going to stay still for two years like the straw hats or we are going in the rest of worst gen route.
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>>4667861
Yeah, that'd do it too.
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>>4667864
Depends on how Sabaody (and Marineford if you go there) goes down.
But most likely you'll be given the option to choose.
I got a "default" route worked out already but there are several options
Including joining a Yonko crew
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>>4667895
I mean, I'd let a Yonko join our crew.
We already have a fishman, so why not?
(Silver, do you know who the Yonko are?!)
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>>4667908
Kek
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>>4667908
>Silver, do you know who the Yonko are?!
Pfffft! Of course I know! What kinda stupid question is that? Everyone knows who the Yonko are! Like the Se- the Seee- The Sandwiches of the Sea!
They are super strong like the Sandwich, except they don't work for the stinky marines so they are the good guys!
Just look at Mr Pineapple I met the other day! If he works for a Yonko they must be nice!
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>>4667701
>if this was true luffy bounty pos-marineford would have skyrocketed.
Luffy never kills anyone.
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>>4668077
I don't want to take any sides here, just showing a counter argument.
Kidd kills and tortures people CONSTANTLY, yet his bounty is barely higher than Luffys at Sabaody
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>>4668084
Kinda my point.
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>>4668077
Impel down, marineford, punching a teryuubito. I am fairly sure that each of these is much worse than killing people.
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>>4668145
I mean in the gubmint's eyes sure, because it undermines their AUTHORITAI, but as far as Karma goes the idiot's on a "cleaner" path.

I use quotations because while he might not kill anyone it's because he subscribes to the discord witches and cats' view of combat, a dead man doesn't know that he's been beaten, but a living man will know for the rest of his life. What's a more fitting punishment, death, or living the rest of your life knowing your dream is destroyed and you only live because the one who did it decided to show you mercy?
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>>4668148
>discord
*Discworld witches I meant
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>>4668145
Nah dude. If Luffy made good on his "declaring war on the entire world" shit and started to actively oppose the government his bounty would fucking skyrocket. Luffy could be using his aberrant charisma to stir up anti-government sentiment instead of just floating along and helping people by happenstance like he usually does. And if he started to actually take out government and marine bigwigs it would be really bad news.

The only reason why Luffy's bounty is so relatively low considering his parentage and views is because he doesn't ever really do anything. At worst he's a disruptive element who stirs the pot a little before fucking off to move on. At best he's a little shit who beats up anyone who gets in his way.

He's almost a complete non-issue really. It's not until he shows that he and his crew are a genuine threat much later that the goobermint slaps him with a fat bounty. Otherwise it's just him getting a bounty for having a name and being talked about.
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>>4667826
I actually think Marcella is kind of cute and soft-ship her with Silver, especially after her reaction to us coming to her defense against Ann.
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>>4668178
>only "kind of"
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>>4668166
Yeah, but I don't think you are in disagreement With me. My point is just the buster call is not going to dramatically raise silver bounty because he don't have the capacity to pull this off again. Yes, luffy using his charisma to fuck with the government would rise his bounty, because he would be showing that he can be a constantly treat to the world government different from silver buster call situation.
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>>4668188
Oh I'm not worried about the buster call at all. It's just the literal execution style end he gave Spandam. That's Silver saying directly to the government "Hey, I'll fucking kill you too. Watch.".

As the old saying goes, one death is a tragedy, a million is just a statistic. He just threatened them directly.
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>>4668194
Well that was redundant. Maybe I should proofread better. Because that was redundant.
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>>4668178
she is one of the few who hit silver and give her a little meaning when she needs it plus she is scary enough something any anime wife married to a protagonist should be
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"Another one Mister Murray!"

Ann eagerly ties up another bundle of silk containing valuables made of precious metals and gems. Turns out the Tower of Justice despite its utilitarian look is in fact very opulent, with expensive draperies of silk and gold hanging off every window, golden cutlery's and drinking cups found in every kitchen and large amounts of other valuables, like paintings and other forms of art displayed or stored in the place. Sadly not all of it is up for the taking as it'd be too cumbersome to steal them but there is still enough gem encrusted items made out of precious metals to make the effort worth it.

"Ugh. Is this what shopping feels like?"
Murray complains as another bag is put on his forearm, making this the twentieth he has to carry. And it's starting to really pull on his arms and back now.

"Please bare with me Mister Murray. Just a few more and the captain will be pleased I think. How are you doing William?"
Ann looked over at Will who's currently riding the back of Jaws. The little boy now serves as their lookout, watching for incoming enemies while the Lyda, Murray and Ann are busy looting.

"On the island of snipers I was born~"
BLAM

Spurned on by the heroic tales of Sogeking, his friends and that gun he found Will's been blasting away pesky marines. Though his skills are nothing noteworthy and the pistols kick is more than he can reliably take it's still enough to keep the enemies at bay a little. However that was all about to change when a silent shadow swooped across the room, hitting him in the head and then smacking Jaws in the face for good measure.
"Jugon!"

Will flew off the fishmans shoulder and landed not too far from Ann with a noticeable dent in his pot.
"WILLIAM!"

"Cough cough. It's okay Mother. See? My helmet protected me!"
As Will flicked his hat blood began dripping from it. Since the pot was not penetrated it likely banged against his head and drawing a little blood. But these were details Ann didn't care about nor could see for herself. Instead she just stood there as Lyda ran up to her nervously.

"M-Mother Ann! W-We should run-"

"No!"
Ann glared at the fat man in the suit that showed up.
"Treat them! I'll take care of this one!"
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"Chapapa! Finally I found some intruders! And four of them at that! If I take you in the chief will surely give me a promotion chapapa!"

Ann rolled up her sleeves as she approached the assassin.
"You dare to attack a child like that? If that's what the government is like then I was right. The world would be better off in the hands of the pirates-"
Anns form began to distort. Her hands became hairy and chitinous, her eyes became red and she grew three extra pair of beady ones which required her to remove her veil. But most horrifying was her lower half which was just like a spiders. Four pairs of hairy legs now supported her upper body as well as her new thorax and abdomen.
"NOW YOU DIE!"

It took Murray a little while to shake off that concussion but when he did he ditched all the gathered loot and sprung to his feet.
"Hold on Sister I'm com- Whoa. Damn."

Jaws couldn't believe his eyes. He expected the nun to run away from the assassin, to protect the child with them. NOT her turning into her loathed hybrid form and going toe to toe with him. True, the owl-like guy was not nearly as strong as some of the other ones but that did not change the fact that he was CP9. It seemed like Fukuro was more adept at using the mobility techniques of Rokushiki like Geppo and Soru in tandem with Kami-e, to the point that he could move around the entire place with inhuman agility while being capable of seemingly mold his body like clay to dodge any attack. This made him a dangerous opponent, luckily his offense was more lacking. His Rankyaku was just the default one and not that powerful, and though he could use his entire fist for the Shigan technique his stubby and weak arms made even that ineffective against Anns chitinous body.

But even with all that, even with Fukuro capable of moving around the place without making a sound, even with him leaving several after images as he moved around he was LOOSING. Ann couldn't reliably hit him and even when she did he could use Tekkai to lessen the damage inflicted by her clawed hands and her many legs. So her "fighting" slowly but surely devolved into an animalistic mauling. Using her powerful hydraulic legs she could jump into Fukuro and hit him with her whole body like a battering ram to break through his defenses. She left many, many strands of her web lying around the place in which the owl slowly got tangled as he moved around the place, making his movements gradually slower every minute. And there was something else that tipped things into the nuns favor. Fukuro was loosing his sight as Anns frantic scratches and bites injected him with a poison that slowly built up.
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Now coccooned up and blind Fukuro was unable to do much but resort to the secret, forbidden eighth Rokushiki technique. Chokkai.
"Chapapa! Y-You think this changes anything? No matter what you do you won't get anything out of me! Even the key on me is useless Chapa-papa-paaaa! And even if you move on the others are much more- HMMMMMMMMM!"

Ann closed the zipper on Fukuros mouth, making him unable to speak anymore. She wants only one thing from him and she will get it whether Fukuro wants it or not.
"REPENT!"

Leaning back Ann stood on her six rear legs and with the front two lifted into the air began pummeling Fukuro relentlessly. At first he tried to protect himself with Tekkai but even that technique has its limits. His guard broke and he found himself on the receiving end of Anns fury. After receiving a thorough beating and loosing consciousness Fukuro was then hit by Anns full body jump and pushed through the towers wall, right into the sea. When it was all over the revered mother was panting from exhaustion. She gave this fight her all and now she had barely enough strength left. But she was still incredibly tense so when Murray tapped her shoulder she snapped to look at him. Her fury quickly abated when she reflexively struck the fishman.
"O-Oh lord I'm so sorry Mister Murray! I don't know what came over me! Please let me-"

"Shhhhh. It's okay sister. It's over."

As the fishman held her hand Ann almost started crying she was so ashamed. Luckily Lyda was also there so she could divert her attention.
"W-Will is okay. The rim of the pot just left a little wound on his forehead but he'll be okay. D-Do you need medical attention too?"

"No Miss Lyda, thanks. All I need is to lie down. Maybe a long bath..."

"Sorry Sister. But you'll have to hold it together for a bit longer. Knowing Silver we're not done yet. But I think we got enough loot now. What do you think?"

"I, I think that'd be for the best."
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I got two more coming. And after that I'll be done! Finally! No more Omakes for a while!
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>>4669710
Also
>extremely lewd Ann in the spoiler. Don't open it in public
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This was not Omukades day. He clearly bit off more than he could chew with this one. And now he had to deal with a CP9 agent as well, and why does it HAVE to be the weird one? Well maybe they're all weird. It would've been nice if his weirdness made him an easy foe to handle but NO, it just drags things out unnecessarily. Well, in hindsight it may have been a blessing.

After he had Kumadoris hair wrapped around himself and got dragged away he was mercilessly beaten with both the Rokushiki techniques as well as that Seimei Kikan thing he keeps doing, which is uncannily similar to Silvers own Life Release. They even have a similar story behind them, except Silver did it overnight and didn't take a hundred years. Then again this creep may have exaggerated for the theatric flare. Were it not for the kabuki guys antics Omukade would've died already for sure. But this way he was slowly beaten senseless until the Straw Hats doctor, the weird tanuki guy showed up.

Chopper pleaded with Kumadori to let the chef live. Gu didn't understand why the little guy cared so much about him at first, but then it became apparent that he's simply a very devoted doctor who simply can not ignore an injured person. But as admirable his dedication is it still does not equate to strength. It was painfully obvious that the little guy stood no chance against Kumadori even at his best. So he had to resort to some sort of a weird drug. Gu hasn't seen anything like it before. After ingesting a ball of some kind the tanukis devil fruit went haywire and he could morph his body in remarkable ways. With that he was at least somewhat capable of standing up to the CP9 agent and it looked like Gu was saved. But as fate would have it his miraculous boost had a very strict and painfully short time limit to it. After three minutes and only very minor damage inflicted on the clown Chopper lost his steam and things went back the way they were. He took a second dose of the "medicine" but it did not have the same effect. In truth it appeared like the little guy could no longer control his power properly and transformed randomly and into wrong "Points".

Now both of them were lying on the ground and covered in their own blood. Chopper mumbled something to himself as he raised another ball with his little hooves.
"I'm sorry... everyone... I'm so sorry. But I can't just watch him die in front of me. So please... no matter what happens, please don't come in here!"

But as he was about to consume the third pill pink strands of hair coiled around him.
"YOYOI! Doooo nooooot cryyyyy little one! It iiiis unbecoming of a maaaaan! I shaaaaaall, I say I shaaaall releease you froooom youuuur sufferiiing! YOYOI! Wheeen you reeeeach Heaven pleeease visiiiit my moooother fooor meeee! YOOOOO-"
But as Kumadori delivered the fatal cue to Choppers forehead his sixth sense alerted him to something happening within the room.
"Yoi?"
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Gu smiled. He felt the pain wash away from his broken body. With renewed vigor he moved with speed that caught even the Senin off guard and with only his thumb managed to not only stop but bend Kumadoris staff. With a wide kick imbued with Hasshoken Omukade freed chopper and caught the little reindeer in his hand.
"Thank you doctor. Now please, let me pay you for your service."

"Yoooouuuu daaare to staaand betweeen samurai as they duuuuel? You have no honor! KAMISHI-Nani?"
Kumadoris hair did not budge an inch.

"The risk I took was calculated... But boy am I bad at math!"
Gu laughed as his aura became much more menacing and strange, centipede like patterns appeared on his limbs. He willingly ingested the lethal poison but did not expect it to be nearly this bad. Guess he still has plenty to learn about the poisons of the world. But now the incubation period is over and his body digested the Alabastan Hero Water. He disappeared from sight and landed a clean hit at Kumadoris stomach. Gu finished his uppercut and sent Kumadori upward through each and every floor the Tower of Justice had. Omukade then picked Choppers body up and started carrying him in his arms, wondering if he'll make it to the others before either of them bite the dust.
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Well this is a pickle. It appears that the broad is not willing to listen to reason. But maybe, just maybe Jabra still has a chance! He can't get rid of the 'stache! It's part of his carefully maintained image! But maybe he can find another way! It was time for his specialty!

"WAAAAAAH!"
Jabra began to cry much to Angels confusion.
"You don't understand, do you? T-This mustache is very important to me! For it reminds me of my father! It all happened twenty years go!"

>Flashback

Two decades ago on his deathbed Dadbra had this to say.
"Son... I don't have much time left. So listen carefully!"

"Y-Yes Papa?"

"I may not be with you for much longer. But in spirit I shall always be with you! Now go and serve the World Government like I did! Become an agent of CP9!"

"OYAJII!"

>End of poorly drawn flashback

"And that is the tragic story of my mustache! I decided to grow it out to remember my father who had the same facial hair!"

"Ah. I see. My apologies. I did not realize it was so important."
Jabra was smiling from ear to ear now. Complete. SUCCESS! But his grin quickly turned upside down as he had a spear pointed at his nose.
"Now if you'll allow me I'll grant you the greatest honor I can. To let you die in service. Sniff. Just like your father would've wanted!"

"Oh craaaaap! She's one of those "Honor" fools."

The two of them engaged in fierce combat. Jabras special Tekkai-Kenpo combined with his wolf zoan fruit made him a terrifying opponent. An unstoppable, immovable wall that could bounce around on its own and its sole goal was to bury you. But at the same time Hagetaka excelled at fights like this. Jabras mastery of his fruit and his wolf-like movement was funnily enough a detriment as she spent years of her life fighting enemies just like that. And her own ability to maneuver in three dimensional combat made her an excellent match for the wolf-man. As the two of them jumped around from wall to wall and clashing claw to spear in mid air it looked more like they were performing some sort of elaborate Waltz.

"Daaaamn woman! I haven't felt like this in years! This might be the BEST hunt of my life! Don't you feel the same way?"

"Huff. I guess."

"Gya ha ha ha! Still! I will be the one to come out on top in the end! I'll show those fools that I'm STILL the number 1! But don't worry! I'll make your death quick and painless out of gratitude! Just hope you won't mind me giving you a taste afterward!"
Jabra licked his lips.
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"I wouldn't recommend that. That sounds very unhealthy..."

They clash mid-air once more and Jabra finally manages to overpower Hagetaka and pushes her back. Using Geppo he moves around and laughs.
"GYAHAHAHA! Wide open! Tekkai Kenpo: Tekkai Jushigan!"
Jumping forward Jabra thrusts all five fingers into Angel and his eyes go wide while Hagetaka merely grunts in annoyance. Another failure on her part.
"W-What?! Y-You gotta be SHITTING ME! I gotta get out of here!"

Jabra quickly pulled out and turned tail. Ain't no way he's going to fight a fucking LOGIA of all things. But as he started running, like divine retribution a black streak appeared and kicked him in the face.
"How dare you HURT A LADY?! CONCASSE!"
Jabra hits the ground and Sanji lands next to Angel.
"That'll teach you a lesson."
But as he turned around to receive the affection and praise he expected Sanji instead saw a black tipped spear just inches away from his eyes.

"Chef. You interrupt? You should be aware of my powers by now. If you intend to get between me and my enemy I'll-"

"My apologies. I did not mean to insult your honor. But I want you to understand that though you are a proud warrior, in my eyes you are still a lady. And it's MY honor that demands I step up when a woman would be hurt. So I can't just stand by and watch."

"Hmmm. I'll allow it. This once. But if you get in my way I won't pull my attacks."

"Understandable."

As the two of them had their little exchange however Jabra shrugged off the chefs blow and stood back up.
"Urgh. Damn. More? This is not my day. Got to retreat to a more advantageous position quick!"

But despite his best intentions Jabra is not going to leave anytime soon as both fighters have already prepared for the upcoming pounding. Sanji spun around on one leg, kicking the ground with the other. When he stopped the leg that was touching the ground became hot red from all the friction. Quickly he raised it so the heat wouldn't dissipate into the floor.
"Diable Jambe. Now, e-eh? Wait is that a-"

Angel threw her cape off, revealing her cherub like wings for a brief moment.
"Fallen Angel!"
Quickly black growths sprouted from her white wings and her obsidian formed into great, heavy wings that looked like they could support a fully grown person.
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The two of them began their attacks simultaneously, one from the ground and one from the air. Sanji was the first and quickly began kicking Jabra. The wolf-man raised his palms and did his best to block them with his Tekkai-Kenpo but found out the hard way that although hard as iron his body is still made of flesh. The heat of the chefs kicks burned him down to the bones and made him scream. Jabra was hurt so much even by these blocked attacks that he forgot to pay attention to the other enemy. Hagetakas wings did not provide her with true flight but did allow her to glide for short distances much better than with her regular wings. She swooped down and landed feet first on Jabras shoulders and used him to leap into the air once again, but not before slashing him with her glass spear first.
"Fallen Shrike!"

The two of them continued to batter the agent into submission this way, stripping him of his strength gradually and bleeding him. Finally after it was certain that Jabra no longer had the strength to continue the two of them stopped and exchanged a quick nod before preparing to finish things off. Sanji first dashed forward and slid on the ground to get under Jabra before delivering a deadly vertical kick that sent him flying.
"Anti-Manner Kick Course!"

When he was in the air Angel flew towards him and impaled the wolf with her spear. A strange humming could be heard as Hagetaka moved her hand along the glass spears shaft.
"Fallen WYPER!"

The spear exploded and sent Jabra hurling backwards. His impact against the wall was great enough that it blew a hole several times the zoan users own size. Once the two of them were sure the fight was over with they both landed on the ground and disengaged their powerful techniques.
"Whew. Glad I snagged the keys off him before he flew out."

"Oh. That. I am impressed by your situational awareness chef. I forgot about that."

"W-What? D-Did you just praise me? THAAAAANK YOUUUUU Angel-chwan! But erm, in all seriousness thanks for letting me help."

"No problem."

"By the way, those wings of yours... are you perhaps from a sky island?"

"Sky Island? Pffft. Hahaha! What a silly thing to say! There are no islands in the sky! You're very amusing Curly Chef!"

"Hmmmm. Guess I was wrong..."
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And that is IT!
Not gonna make these for a while.

Oh and if everything works out I'll run on Saturday at 15:00 GMT again
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>>4669744
yeah but you'll still make 15 more omakes today right
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>>4669741
>Are you from sky island
>There are no islands in the sky

Ah yes, Silvers crew.
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>>4669801
SUN

PIRATES
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>>4669709
>REPENT
Ann went full Asmodai and I went full mast.
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>If that's what the government is like then I was right. The world would be better off in the hands of the pirates-" Already setting up the Bogaloo at Sabaody, are we Spooky?

But yea, sweet! Adorable Will is adorable, Scary Ann is scary. Sanji managed to not spill the spaghetti and I really like how Angel sees her logia-invulnerability as a omission of negligence, rather then a source of power.
Makes her fights a lot more interesting then "Haha, overpowered nonsense!" and is a good way of showcasing personality though action. You did the same thing on the train, don't think its not noticed.
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Today's episode is sponsored by..
TOMBOY OUTBACK
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After leaving Panda to his fate you returned to the top level where you were forced to contend with your biggest foe yet. The munchies. But you can't exactly go looking for food either since you got to wait for the others. Luckily it doesn't seem like they'll take long since you hear plenty of rumble coming from downstairs. At one point even a mime shoots past you and through the ceiling. Looks like a lot of work is being done. Eventually they all show up with more or less bruises. Once everyone is back you start convening in a hasty manner.

"Hey guys! How's it going?!"

"Badly."
Marcella replies, covered in blood. Though you're not sure whose.
"There's just no end to these goons! Even after we beat up their ace fighters! And what's that about warships coming?"

"Hmmmm? You guys didn't hear?"

"Not all of it. Connection was pretty awful and we could barely pay attention to it. So what's going on exactly?"

"Oh. I pressed this! There's a Buster Call coming here!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
Everyone screamed at you and most of them have gone for your throat.
"What the HELL is WRONG with you?!"

"Now it makes sense why the Straw Hats are so eager to get out... We should do the same."
Jaws is rubbing his chin.
"But the question is how?"

>Screw that noise! I wanna show those marine punks who's boss!
>Simple. We just had 10 battleships delivered to our front door! We take one!
>We follow the Straw Hats. Those cowards probably already have a way out
>Other?
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>>4671991
>Simple. We just had 10 battleships delivered to our front door! We take one!
A fine addition to our growing fleet.
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>>4671991
>>Simple. We just had 10 battleships delivered to our front door! We take one!

There are no breaks on this train. Time to continue absolutely humiliating the Marines. I want our bounty to be higher than Luffy’s after this lol
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>>4671991
>>Simple. We just had 10 battleships delivered to our front door! We take one!
Bring Dauntless-chan a sister
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>>4671991
>Simple. We just had 10 battleships delivered to our front door! We take one!
Probably the dumbest option out there, but this is definitely the one Silver would choose.
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>>4671991
>Simple. We just had 10 battleships delivered to our front door! We take one!

Repair and retrofitting of Dauntless shouldn't be done yet, right? That kind of stuff take a while. What are the chances we can use materials from a battleship to upgrade our firepower?
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>>4671991
>Simple. We just had 10 battleships delivered to our front door! We take one!
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>>4671991
>Simple. We just had 10 battleships delivered to our front door! We take one!

It *is* the most Silver answer and we do kind of need something to carry our loot on... I'd say it'd either be getting the Sea Train/Rocket Man up and running or steal a ship and sail the sinking wreck that remains back to Water 7
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Oh boy. Here we go killin' again!
>writing
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>>4671991
>Simple. We just had 10 battleships delivered to our front door! We take one!
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>>4671998
>>4671992

Just to temper your expectations, the battleship will probably not last all the way to Port... Between us, the weather, the marines and the other 9 warships I'd be happy if it lasts long enough that we can walk the rest of the way on the Sea Train Tracks without to much issue... Or If we're damnably clever: use a lifeboat.
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"Kekeke~!"
Everyone goes quiet.
"What is this talk about "going"? Huh?"
You start to hear "Oh no"s coming from the others as they realize where you're going with this.
"I mean I just brought the whole party here! We can't just leave yet!"

The weaker members of your crew start embracing each other as they start crying.
"H-He wants to fight!"

"Silver-"
Murray speaks up.
"I know you WANT to challenge the Buster Call but look at us! This is hardly the time to-"

"I know Jaws. I know how big that is. And I'm also starting to run out. But I GOTTA know how that feels like! I have to see how long I can last! And besides, the Marines just brought us ten whole ships! We can even PICK which one we want to get out on!"

Murray sighs and drops the large bag of loot that he's been carrying before giving his shoulders a few wind-ups.
"Angel. Can you carry all that?"

"Yes helmsman."

"Alright. You and Ann we'll make sure everyone can board the battleship once we clear it. Let's do this Silver!"

"YOSH!"

You clap hands with Murray before going over to the wall of the tower and blowing a hole through them. Off in the distance you can already see the battleships approaching. Ten of the mightiest vessels the government has to offer, capable of eradicating an entire island. You decided that it's probably for the best to meet them before they get into firing range so you jump out. Murray takes a dive into the sea and swims against the current of the waterfall while you attack from the air. Thanks to your small frame and Murrays underwater approach the Marines don't really see you approach until you transform back in your human form and land on the battleship. You expected them to stare at you in confusion so you could deliver your line in peace but apparently they are SO high strung that they don't even flinch at a pirate boarding their ship and instead they start fighting.

"A PIRATE! FIRE!"

"Whoa!"

You have to jump around the place and run into a crowd of marines to avoid getting shot but to your shock they just keep firing into the mass of people. These guys are positively mad so you get to work. Grabbing one guy by the leg you start swinging him around and swatting the other marines out of the way with him to make some breathing room. After spinning him around a few times you throw him into the gunmen and knock them over. This gives you enough time to strike a pose and speak up.

"Dear Marines! You're being boarded by Captain Silver! Please do resist!"
But all you get for your troubles is a bullet to the face that you barely manage to dodge. Wow. How rude! Nobody here has any appreciation for your work!
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>>4672078
Oh yeah, if I remember correctly this fleet is filled with team killing fucktards so we might actually be able to pull this off if we're smart.
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>>4672084
That's the buster call for you.
Rip and tear on an army scale
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Out of nowhere all hell breaks loose. The marines start attacking you in an almost suicidal fashion, completely disregarding their own and their comrades safety to ensure you are eradicated at all cost. And it's not just them. You hear sirens going off on other ships and their officers ordering their men to fire on the ship you're attacking. If that was not enough these guys are actually pretty strong. Only elite marines were dispatched for this Buster Call and you feel it. Even the non-commanding officers are fast, strong and determined to take you down. Finally! A worthy challenge!

You draw your sword immediately to block some hits while juggling your jezail between shots and throwing hands. As you start retaliating however you hear a familiar voice.
"CAVALIER!"

"WHOA!"
You see a familiar face as you block six swords at once.
"Oh heeeey there spider dude! How's your friend? Can he pee standing yet?"

"How dare you?!"
You feel his swords strengthening and quickly break away before he cuts through your own weapon.
"MEN! This is the pirate FILTH that spat in the face of JUSTICE! He's the one who wounded our venerable Vice-Admiral of the Giant Squad, Lacroix! We can NOT allow this one leave! EVEN IF IT MEANS SACRIFICING OUR BROTHERS!"

Smiling you throw your suit off and expose your back for the world to see.
"That's right! COME ON!"

>You can't afford to hold back on this one! Time for the Silver Shift!
>"Oh Jaws! Let's get rid of these clowns!"
>But first... there HAS to be a fridge on this boat! Let's find it!
>Other?
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>>4672106
>But first... there HAS to be a fridge on this boat! Let's find it!
engines need fuel to run, silver needs food to kill
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>>4672106
>You can't afford to hold back on this one! Time for the Silver Shift!
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>>4672106
>But first... there HAS to be a fridge on this boat! Let's find it!
lets eat first before using the shift. silver bounty is going to raise like mad after this.
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>>4672106
>>But first... there HAS to be a fridge on this boat! Let's find it!
We should probably heal up before fighting them.
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>>4672106
>But first... there HAS to be a fridge on this boat! Let's find it!
It's a good distraction too.
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>>4672106
>>But first... there HAS to be a fridge on this boat! Let's find it!

We’ve been putting this off for way to long.
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>>4672106
>>But first... there HAS to be a fridge on this boat! Let's find it!
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>>4672106
>But first... there HAS to be a fridge on this boat! Let's find it!
First noms and then murder. Also the longer we're here the more likely they'll start shelling this boat so we can move on to the next one.
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>>4672106
>>But first... there HAS to be a fridge on this boat! Let's find it!
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>>4672106
>>But first... there HAS to be a fridge on this boat! Let's find it!
Not sure how we'll give spiderboi the slip but sure let's give it a go.
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Aw yiss FOOD!
>writing

Now let's see how well you manage to get away from the horde of psychos
3d10 best of 3, dc 14, crit 20

Sadly this will take a while. I gotta eat something first
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Rolled 10, 10, 8 = 28 (3d10)

>>4672137
Let's go!!
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>>4672140
First, Fucking. Roll.
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Rolled 3, 3, 9 = 15 (3d10)

>>4672140
I guess silver really was hungry
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>>4672145
Silver's a fast boy.
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Rolled 3, 1, 2 = 6 (3d10)

>>4672137
Is there even a point to rolling more?
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Rolled 9, 10, 9 = 28 (3d10)

>>4672137
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>>4672151
of course I roll the highest when it doesn't matter
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>>4672151
We might get a bigger number and that's always fun
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Rolled 5, 2, 3 = 10 (3d10)

>>4672155
This

>>4672137
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wow hahahaha we are ignoring this guy to look for food how pissed is he with silver hahahaha this good because the more angry he is the less he can use observation haki
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Rolled 2, 3, 10 = 15 (3d10)

>>4672137
Late to the party-

>>4672140
>>4672151
Jesus fuck
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>Well that was some nice toast. Let's see how anon-
>Jesus Christ how horrifying
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>>4672173
>The fridge was filled with nothing but milk.
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>>4672140
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>>4672175
What's Maximilian Dood doing on Disney?
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>>4672164
In the best traditions of Miyamoto, piss off your enemies to the point that they make a mistake and then murder them.
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>>4672177
He was crowned Duke of Detroit
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>>4672173
>>4672174
>The sheer pleasure I feel when imagining Onigumo's face when we fuck off for a sandwich.
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>>4672181
Silver is great at finding mortal enemies
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I just realised that silver essentially treated a buster call as both just eat and an uber.
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>>4672197
Say what you will about the morality of the Marines, they provide ''excellent'' customer service.
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kek
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"CHARGE!"

Onigumo and his men all attack you at once. And while that's nice and all, and you DID just invite them this is actually not a good place to be in. You VASTLY underestimated how many of these goons there would be on this dingy. So it's time to change plans. Clenching your fist you smash the deck as hard as you can and send your vibrations into the wood. The resulting eruption not only blows the chaff away but also neatly busts a whole into the deck, allowing you to fall to a lower level. Sadly it's still more tightly packed with marines than a can of sardines but at least these are caught off guard by the dust and the sudden light peering in where the roof used to be. And there is something else that catches your attention. A fridge.

"Aw YES! FOOD!"

You see a table next to you and hurl it into the crowd, knocking several marines over like bowling pins and clear a path for the fridge. Sadly a party pooper really doesn't want to let you do as you please and follows you. The hair at the nape of your neck pricks up when your instincts warn you of Onigumos approaching presence and turn around. Opening wide you bite down on one of his sword and block the rest with your falchion. Turns out it doesn't matter how much he's strengthening his blade the flat side can still be touched safely. Still the remaining seven swords pack enough of a punch to send you flying backwards, but at the very least the one stuck between your teeth was wrenched out of his hairy hand. Sadly it lost that weird feeling to it the moment he let go but he's down one weapon now. And as luck would have it you were hurled exactly where you wanted to go so you spit the sword out because iron makes for a poor snack and turn to the fridge while salivating.

"Can't kill on an empty stomach!"
You transform into your hybrid form and shove the whole fridge into your mouth before starting to chew on it. After a few rather nasty sounding crunches you spit out the now empty metal shell and swallow its delicious contents.
"Aaaaaah! Nothing beats free soup!"

"You bastard! What do you think you're doing?"
Onigumo just watched you stop fighting for about ten seconds so you can raid their fridge and consume one tenth of the warships entire food supply.

"Hold on... Hmmmmmm-"
You flex your muscles and with the help of all those extra calories close your wounds with your swoleness.
"Taking this ship!"

"Like I'd let you!"
Onigumo shoots out a web behind him and using Soru dashes into it. The stretchy web then shoots him out like a slingshot. Taking a replacement sword from one of his men he crosses all of his arms and strengthens them to destroy you. But it doesn't matter.

"You can't get touched if you're on fire!"
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>>4672211
>Fighting Silver, the man who uses *fire* and *sound* in a narrow and confined space

See this is why I like our brand of insanity, it ends up just enough in our favour that you can't help but ask the question: Did that little shit do it on purpose?!
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>>4672211
>You flex your muscles and with the help of all those extra calories close your wounds with your swoleness.
did silver just do the monster hunter potion flex?
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The speed at which you shift into your hybrid form shocks Onigumo as he realizes you've gotten a LOT faster than when he first met you. What's more he finds the heat you're capable of pumping out now to be overwhelming. Although he can seemingly protect himself from the harmful effect of your temperature the wind pressure is still enough to stop his advance. What's more his men around him are finding their clothes spontaneously combusting so they aren't much help either. He prepares himself for a tough fight that he'll likely have to do alone but before he could finish he finds you in his face, ready to attack. With an uppercut you send him back to the deck and fly after him. After all it'd be bad if you burnt too much of the ships insides. The marines up here look both scared and confused about what's happening right now so they aren't attacking yet. That's good.

What's not good is the explosion you hear coming from up high. You look up at the Tower of Justice and see a GIGANTIC fist punching Lucci out in the open. That rubber bastard WAS holding an ace up his sleeve! The nerve! Oh well... that just means you can't slack off either, least these shitheads deem him a bigger threat than you. Now angry and eager to cause a ruckus you transform with a groan, further utilizing your life release to alter your form.
"Silver Shift! Turelim!"

It's hard keeping your wounds shut while also maintaining this form, given how it works. Using Life Release you can focus most of the devil fruits power into a smaller area of the body. But the problem is that the fruit works like a rubber band. Forcing it into this shape is putting strain on it and it wants to return to its base, inert state. So it requires constant attention. You likely won't be able to maintain it to the degree you did against Blueno given that now you have to pay attention to keeping your wounds closed as well. You'd better decide on a good approach and fast.

>Use Shakushi to beat these guys up as fast as you can
>Focus on the destructive aspect of it to deal as much damage as possible
>Whistle for Jaws to make his move
>Other?
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>>4672234
>>Use Shakushi to beat these guys up as fast as you can
No time to play with our food, better make this a quicky.
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>>4672234
>Use Shakushi to beat these guys up as fast as you can
Probably the best away to deal with the observation haki
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>>4672234
>>Use Shakushi to beat these guys up as fast as you can
We gotta move fast before they blow up the ship
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>>4672234
What's Jaws doing?
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S-Sanji bros... I'm reading the latest chapter and what the fuck?
Why is Oda like this? Why can't Sanji be a fucking man for once?!
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>>4672234
>Use Shakushi to beat these guys up as fast as you can
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>>4672234
>Use Shakushi to beat these guys up as fast as you can
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>>4672250
Well since it looks like you aren't signaling him you'll have to wait until you clear the place
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>>4672234
>>Other?
>Scream, very loudly.

We are in an enclosed space where movement is more difficult and he is packed in with piles of marines, dodging sounds like it'd be bloody difficult so lets take advantage of that, shall we? Shakushi can be used as the followup to take advantage of the opening this will cause
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>>4672251
The lesson to take from this is don't try to cuck oda
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>>4672262
Actually, changing my vote to this. Can this sort of also be the signal for Jaws?
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>>4672262
You're not below deck anymore
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>>4672211
>You transform into your hybrid form and shove the whole fridge into your mouth before starting to chew on it.
Jesus Christ. Silver is horrifying.
>>4672234
>>Use Shakushi to beat these guys up as fast as you can
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>>4672251
He hasn't been a much of a man in years but at least Robin has a fight now.
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>>4672269
Well, oops.
Mea culpa. Shakushi should be fine then

>>4672273
Yes, yes he is.
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>>4672234
>>Use Shakushi to beat these guys up as fast as you can
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>>4672251
>reads chapter
This shit, this shit right here, this is why I brave the seas of poorly written porn to read fanfic. At least there Sanji can punch a woman trying to fucking kill him. Might also have to deal with him and Zoro fucking but that's the price ya pay I guess.
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>>4672274
B-But he was in Whole Cake Island! After he found out the truth he did very well! Told his family to eat shit, kicked Oven and Daifuku in the face! Had that whole thing with Pudding!!!
FUCK

Yeah I like Robin getting screentime and that moment but fuck. Sanji better beat the shit out of King at LEAST!
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Okay all in favor of Shakushi
>Writing

Now since you did the smort thing and critted, I'm giving back your boosts and give a temporary one
3d10+3 best of 3, dc 19, crit 25
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Rolled 10, 3, 10 + 3 = 26 (3d10 + 3)

>>4672292
Let's see
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Rolled 3, 5, 7 + 3 = 18 (3d10 + 3)

>>4672324
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>>4672328
>Let's see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZfl2zTjM5g

fug
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Rolled 8, 5, 1 + 3 = 17 (3d10 + 3)

>>4672324
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Rolled 4, 1, 7 + 3 = 15 (3d10 + 3)

>>4672324
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>>4672334
Silver: You are not worthy as my opponent
>Judgement Shave
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>>4672328
I don't know if the dice love us or just hate the fucking marines this much.
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>>4672341
We have to have a permanent bonus from fighting marines at this point
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>>4672345
If nothing else we're going to be up there among their most dreaded of enemies to fight, which to be fair is an honor in and of itself.

Nothing quite says you made it like being treated like a dark souls boss.
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>>4672358
>Silver, Destroyer of Nutsacks
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>>4672359
>Mfw our wanted poster nickname is Silver the Nutcracker
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>>4672361
>>Mfw our wanted poster nickname is Silver the Nutcracker
Amazing. This must come to pass.
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>>4672361
Pretty neat but by guess is going to lean towards something like "Crazed Cavalier" Silver, as its been mention how they'l probably want to keep the original "cavalier" name... I mean, there is a point there. Zoro is still the "pirate hunter", no?
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So the only guys that silver ever jobbed against is the tribal guys from will island, what a bunch of chads.
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>>4672391
And Jimbo
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Jaws has probably encountered some resistance down there and that's why it's taking him so long. No matter. You'll just have to buy him time. And oh look, there's the guy who'll help you with that.
"What... is that form?"

"Turelim. You like?"
You whisper.

"I don't care. No matter what power you have, NOBODY can oppose Justice!"

"Actually I can. See?"
You take something out of your pocket and show it to him.

"Is that a-?"

"That's right! Who do you think called you dummies here? Now come on!"
The air changes around Onigumo as he squats down, signaling his use of Soru which you're now very familiar with. In response you use your own move.
"Shakushi!"

You start running around the place but it's a bit difficult to move with all those marines on the deck getting in your way so you start thinning the herd a bit. Using whatever tools at your disposal like your sword, your gun and your limbs you wreak havoc on the soldiers and send many of them into the waters below. As you do Onigumo starts coming after you and while he does catch up he simply can't maintain the tempo you're dictating. Once there's enough room to move around in you turn your attention to the Vice-Admiral and start attacking him with your sword. Even with your superior speed he's somehow capable of keeping up to a certain degree, almost as if he knows where you're about to attack every time and his eight swords are sturdy enough to block you. For a while.

"T-This brat learned... SHAKUSHI?!"

Onigumo keeps taking hits from left and right at such frequency that he can't do much but keep blocking and wait for an opening. He's counting on his abilities to ensure his victory in the end. But that confidence in his ability may be unfounded. As he keeps blocking he realizes a problem that's on the rise. The blades in his hand are starting to vibrate. It's not the effect of the Hasshoken, it's simply the metal being struck rhythmically over and over again that's starting to build up. Which means his armament is running out. Finally his swords shatter like glass and he's left defenseless. You stop before him and drop your falchion as your shaky hands can no longer hold it.
"Phew. That hurt! But now... One two!"

"No-"

"One two!"

"Please no-"

"ONE TWO SUNSHINE! HERE WE GO!"
You do a split and once your target is at eye level you bump him in the nutsack as hard as you can.
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>>4672398
Kek, one for old time's sake.
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>>4672398
Kino
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>>4672398
>You do a split and once your target is at eye level you bump him in the nutsack as hard as you can.
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>>4672398
>Now I am become fist, destroyer of Nutsacks
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I just lost the whole fucking update...
Hold on, gotta write that again
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>>4672434
F but i'm laffin at this
>onigumo's face when his haki is the only thing keeping him alive and he can't keep it up forever
>onigumo's face when silver delivers the finishing blow
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"There! Now you won't feel left out!"

It's as if the crunching sound of your fist colliding with his flesh spread throughout the entire ship because now every marine is clutching his privates in pain. But that quickly turns into fear as the initial shock wears off and they realize what just happened. You catch snippets of their whispers.

"O-Oy did he just break through the vice-admirals armament?"

"Yeah. And he took out twenty men before that. Careful! This one's dangerous!"

Looks like you managed to break their ferocious focus. Good. This should be good enough.
"JAWS! What's taking so long?!"

"Apologies Captain! NOW GRAB ON!"
Using your clawed feet you dig into the wooden floorboard and smile as the ship begins to move.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn5idEi7gtc

Rocking from side to side the warship starts wobbling before it tilts to one side, making a great many soldiers fall out into the water, including Onigumo himself who was a bit "busy" and couldn't hold on. The rest either jumped after their devil fruit user comrades to save them while others stabbed their sword into the ground and used that to brace. These last ones you helped dismount by shooting them with your jezail. You keep this up until your ears tell you that no more enemies remain on board so you signal your fishy friend that he can come aboard. You see his anchor pop up and pull him up with it. He looks completely exhausted. No wonder, since even with that ten times multiplier underwater moving a vessel of this size is still insanely tough.

"You okay?"

"Y-Yeah. Just give me a minute. Or several. Sorry for the delay by the way. For some reason the underside of the ship is coated with sea stone and I couldn't grab it properly."

"No worries. I'll just drive then."

But as you go to the wheel you notice a few problems at hand. Namely two. First, there are 9 remaining battleships and a fair few of them are now taking aim at you. And second, there is still a massive waterfall near the Tower of Justice that you should be worried about.

>Just go grab everyone and hope for the best
>Maybe you can do something about those other ships. RAMMING SPEED!
>Other?
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>>4672469
>Maybe you can do something about those other ships. RAMMING SPEED!
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>>4672469
>>Maybe you can do something about those other ships. RAMMING SPEED!
Plenty more warships here we could nab if this one breaks
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>>4672469
>Just go grab everyone and hope for the best
Time to peace out.
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>>4672469
>Maybe you can do something about those other ships. RAMMING SPEED!
>start lobbing sound bombs at them as well
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>>4672469
>>Other?

Stray thought, could we use our sonic attacks, preferably less violent but more sustained, into the nice and massive sails to give us a speed boost and get away? (and probably tear the sails to shreds in the process if we arn't careful)
Maybe Hagetaka could coat the sails with some of that glass mesh of hers to let them take that beating?


I'd rather not ram our escape vessel into other insane marines and more vice-admirals, we have loot to escape with!
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>>4672469
>>Just go grab everyone and hope for the best

Let's not get to wild now, we already have the money
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>>4672469
>Just go grab everyone and hope for the best
We may not be able to take another ship, so if this one goes down we could be in some trouble. Jaws is already exhausted, and despite just eating we're getting there too.
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>>4672398
>Onigumo and his crew when he saw the wind up
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>>4672477

I am changing to >Just go grab everyone and hope for the best
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>>4672469
We did make a promise to Mary, and a promise's a promise
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>>4672538
>Maybe you can do something about those other ships. RAMMING SPEED!
Dropped my vote, shit
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>Just go grab everyone and hope for the best

we broked the ball of other man ... just get out
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Hmmmm. I was hoping for going maximum ork but this is fine

>>4672501
Huh. Yes. Yes you can
. In fact this was going to be a future thing. But with hot air instead of sound

Anyway
>writing
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reminder that, when we get back with this ship we should have the sea-stone stripped off and turned into bullets for the jezail
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>>4672589
Do we have anything to chip that off ?
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>>4672589
True, use it as the outside for explosive rounds and you have one nasty anti-logia weapon.

>>4672543
>we broked the ball of other man
kek
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>>4672596
Iceburg probably has something
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>>4672596
No. And nobody outside of Wano craftsmen can make something like that
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>>4672606
Then how about we just strip the sea stone off and get it chipped into an anchor for Murray?
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>>4672622
We just gotta hold her till then.
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>>4672596
>>4672624
Poor battleship-chan, with us wanting to take her kairouseki pantsu.
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>>4672666
So we could then shoot it into people's faces, Silver is a true perv.
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>>4672666
Already betraying dauntless, now we know why she doesn't talk with silver.
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You think that was enough destruction for a while. Neither you nor Jaws is in any shape to fight anymore. Not on that scale anyway. So if you rammed the next ship and it didn't sink them you'd be in a lot of trouble. Not that it matters all that much. By the looks of it Luffy and Lucci are still duking it out and they've moved on to one of the vessels. Now it's them disrupting the Buster Call and attracting the attention of the other ships. That's good. Even if only one ship turns away from you is a huge help and by the looks of it about half of them are focused on Straw Hat. Not even the Marines know where to focus.

"Okay! Let's get everyone! Jaws let's sing a shanty!"
You don't hear a response from him, he's likely too tired to talk. Oh well.
"What will we do with the drunken sailor~?"

Leading the ship up to the Tower of Justice you wait for the others to make their descent which they do with makeshift parachutes. They all manage to land safely on the warship and stare in disbelief at your handiwork.
"Holy crap! I didn't believe you'd actually pull that off!"

"Doubt if for weenies Hook! Shoulda learned that long ago!"

"Heh. Guess I should've."

"Captain-"
Angel walks up to you as you turn the ship around.
"Shouldn't we wait for the Straw Hats? They are doomed without a ship. They fought well and I'd feel guilty if we left them to their fate."

"Hmmmmmm?"
You grin as you survey the area and notice something.
"But that's exactly what we should do. Don't worry. They are about to be rescued by someone! Okay everyone! This ride is about to get bumpy! HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS!"

With a whirl you turn 180 degrees and start sailing away. Preferably away from the Gates of Justice. Normally you'd follow the rails back to Water 7 since that'd mean not worrying about navigating the Grand Line but you think they'd follow you there. So you gotta loose them first.
"Angel! Take the wheel!"

"W-What? Me?"

"Yea! We gotta go fast for this one!"

Using your devil fruit you start generating heat and using your wings push it all into your sails to make the ship go faster. You start to get a lead on the warships that turn around to pursue you but it's not enough as you're still within their firing range. Luckily a quick look up at the sky reveals something quite funny to you. You've left the climate of Enies Lobby... meaning you're back in Aqua Laguna territory.
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>>4672690
Damn, Lucci is still going
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>>4672705
I mean, so are we and he seemed remarkably motivated, shall we call it?
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>>4672713
His seething has given him a shonen power up, poor luff then he could barely beat him in canon.
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You manage to sail past the treacherous waves but as you pass the sea seems to get angrier and angrier and it starts hitting the pursuing warships with waves that are threatening to break the massive constructs in half. Guess the marines are REALLY unlucky. Though unfortunately you don't see them sinking and they simply decide to turn around least they loose half of the Buster Call for no reason. Laughing to yourself you return to the wheel and turn it towards the train tracks which you manage to locate via echo location. Once you're in the clear and on your way to Water 7 you break away from the wheel and sit down on the charred deck to laugh a little.

"Kekeke! That was quite something huh?"

"Y-Yes. Though I'd prefer if we didn't do that again."

"Oh come on Stitches don't be like that! We got out of there fiiiine!"
But she doesn't listen to you and instead gets to painfully administering healing to your body. While she's doing her ghoulish work you turn to the others. Jaws seems to be sleeping, Ann is exhausted but fine, Will had his pot removed and now has bandages on his head, Marcella is in an even worse shape than you are but she's been stabilized now and Gu, well.
"Nice markings Toxin."

"Thanks. It's internal bleeding."
He also looks around the place and realizes that only Hashtags and Lyda are the ones that got out of there relatively unharmed.
"All this for some treasure huh? I wonder how much we'll get for it. Probably like... ten Bellies? Does that sound right? You think it was worth it?"

"Yeap! I did what I wanted and more! See what a cool poster I got? Plus... I got to test out that buster thingy. Got the snail and everything! One ship huh? If I was good and you all helped I bet we could take like three of those!"

"Three buster calls?"

"Three ships!"

"Well at least you're enthusiastic. So Captain? Where to?"

"Isn't it obvious? WATER 7!"
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>"But that's exactly what we should do. Don't worry. They are about to be rescued by someone! Okay everyone! This ride is about to get bumpy! HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS!"

I forget, who bails out the straw hats again? It's been like a decade since I read this part of the manga
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>>4672740
Merry the ghostship
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And that's the end of it all!
Enies Lobby is DONE

Next time we shall (hopefully) wrap things up with a little visit from some guests and by getting reacquainted with Dauntless.
Good night!

>>4672727
Yeah but you also beat the snot out of him this time

>>4672740
Merry
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>>4672743
Thanks for the run Spooks!
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>>4672743

Night and thanks for running!

>little visit from some guest
We are so dead
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>>4672743
Thanks for running!
So, lemme ask what everyone wants to know... Did Hattori make it out?
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>>4672735
>only Hashtags and Lyda are the ones that got out of there relatively unharmed.
Hashtags? Did you mean Hagetaka?
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>>4672758
Yes. He had his wing clipped but lived hence Silvers comment of "Can't hit targets that small yet"

>>4672763
Yeah. Guess the fucking spellcheck ate that one
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>>4672743
So now that it's over, would merry be satisfied with how we helped the strawhats.
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>>4672769
I mean we spanked the pussy, rescued Robin, and then tanked a buster call for them so I'd say she'd be satisfied.

All we missed was a complementary handjob and prostate massage.
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>>4672780
So a solid 4 star job, that's fair.
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Eagerly awaiting the social link updoots after this fustercluck of an arc
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>>4672780
>and then tanked a buster call for them
Well we called that buster call in the first place
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>>4672802
which "distracted" all of the marines on the island
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>>4672793
I just want to see how Garp Sengoku and Tsuru react when they learn we not only called down a bustercall on their own turf but stole one of the goddamn ships that came to do it.
All for apparently shits and giggles.
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>>4672743
Thanks for the run, spook
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This came out a lot faster and hopefully better than last time. Thanks for the omakes, spook
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>>4673431
Chapapapawshitrun
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>>4672769
I'd say yes. CP9 was much less of a threat and all of Enies Lobbbys forces were divided.

>>4672793
I will get working on it since it seems appropriate. But it will take a while since I'll have to give the SH's individual ones (or most of them)

>>4672852
Well gee that's a fair point why not ask Garp when he comes?

>>4673431
Holy shit anon, that's based
Thank you!
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>>4673462
>Garp

Yea, our only hope is that he takes his job about as seriously as he usually does and says something like "I don't wanna take away Mary's ambition and drive, bwahahaha, if she wants this Silver boy taken out then she can do it herself! And take Cody and Helmeppo with you, those pansies need a wakeup call!"
(hides in the background ready to swoop in just in case the Silver crew decides to live up to their reputation and tries to kill his students rather then just beat the shit out of them)

That's how I hope and pray it turns out, because if he actually tries to capture/kill us there is precious little we can actually do about it... But yea, throwing his three stooges against something dangerous for the laughs does sound like something Garp would do
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>>4673627
I mean he /is/ a hero. Make a big enough mess and he'd be focused on putting out fires instead of catching us.
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>>4673627
if garp actually take the things serious, our only hope is going to be luffy impel down breakout. trough a doubt he is going to try to take us out.
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>>4673636
Yea, that's what I'm saying... It's why I hope he'l use us to give Mary/Cody/Helmeppo some "real" combat experience against pirates who arn't anywhere as likely to hold back and play nice as the Strawhats are, but still might not go full murder since Mary.
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>>4673627
Well let's hope he'll be distracted by his grandson.
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>>4673636
If we do get taken to Impel Down I think we'll be fine. Even if Luffy doesn't let us out, which I think he would since he let Crocodile out, we'd probably be able to get out when Blackbeard comes and causes trouble.
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>>4674084
Blackbeard would definitely let us out and try hard to recruit us.
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>>4674184
Blackbeard knows pretty well what Silver is about. And how stubborn he is. I think he'd try to play the "Owe me a favor" angle more than the recruitment angle. Or he'd do both. Probably both.
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>>4674199
Yeah my initial(and wrong) thought was he would use getting us out to force us to join but we all know that wouldn't work for Silver and I'm pretty sure Blackbeard knows as well. He would give the sales pitch though and would really make Silver question if he was doing things right.
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>>4673462
did we get our money back tho?
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>>4674259
>>4666647
>Picking up Robin, tucking Spandam under one arm and the treasure under another you start running and ask the Straw Hat member to get the mini mushi from one of your pockets.
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>>4672743
When do you think the next run will be?
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>>4674517
Some time between now and then. Presumably closer to then than now. Therefore a strong later.
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>>4675258
Might even be next Tuesday, provided we buy him a hamburger today.
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>>4675518
And get it delivered by a local tomboy.
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>>4673627
I mean he could. But maybe he won't. He's about as reliable as Luffy in that regard.

>>4673633
I never quite figured out what's the deal with "The Hero". Did he get that because he's a hero to the people like he wants to be? Or did he get it at the God Valley incident. I don't recall him having any strong feelings about his name, positive or otherwise.

>>4674084
>>4674184
>>4674199
>>4674234
Yeah Blackbeard would get you out. I mean he's such a swell guy with things like
>Kill each other and I'll take the last man remaining in the cell!

But even if it's not BB who does it, do remember that Goofy DID unleash all of the worst scum the world has to offer from the most secure prison in the world. If you somehow ended up there you'd have plenty of ways to escape

>>4674517
I wanted to do Tuesday but shit got out of hand real quick at work
2 people got Rona. Well, one of them is in lockdown because a member of his family has it, and the other is sick but we don't know why. So now everyone at the department had to do their work on top of our own

>>4675518
Ah hamburgers!
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>>4675695
The difference being that we know BeeBee personally. We even ate pie together!
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>>4675695
Damn that sucks, hope they get better and you're not too busy. Do you have a twitter or something where you post runtimes so I don't have to bother you?
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>>4676205
https://twitter.com/SpookyngQM/with_replies
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>>4676265
Thank you kind Anon, I'd tried just about any likely name combination except that one.
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>>4675695
>do remember that Goofy DID unleash all of the worst scum the world has to offer from the most secure prison in the world. If you somehow ended up there you'd have plenty of ways to escape

Yea, that is going to be a hard one to top
>glances at MarieJois, looks at Jaws, looks at Silver then back at the Celestial Dragons.

Yea... We'd have to do something really over the top and drastic indeed to top that.
Because do not deny it Spooky, this is a trap you laid down for us a good long time ago and I'll be damned, damned I say, if I don't walk straight into it head held high.

Also, Come to think of it... Will was just in his first fight, and considering he was taking potshots at marines there's a non-0 percent chance that he has a bodycount/bounty now! We are the best parents.
It also strikes me that we will soon have a combination of: An aspiring marksman without a weapon, piles of money and contacts with the western town island of Banderas/Silver.
I'm not sure how trade etc works in the grand line, but it feels to me like something could be arranged for little William... The other option would be to try and get the cyborg with weapons everywhere to build a "SuperFranky marksman gun starter kit" for him tho I am somewhat terrified of what that might actually entail.
We could also just go to a normal, boring, gunsmith and let him pick something out but that'd be boring and not cool and custom.
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>>4677161
He might be a little small for a gun. I think it'd be better to put a machine gun on Ann's spider half, on which he can then sit and be a gunner like those trucks without having to worry too much about the gun's weight or recoil.
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>>4677170
That's awesome
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>>4677170
Exist yet the Guts route, give him a weapon with high recoil now in the childhood, and by anime logic when he reaches adulthood, he is going to be capable of using weapons with ridiculous recoil.
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>>4677182
Also wholesome. Nothing says family bonding like murdering marines.

And even better a good few of them probably deserve it!
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>>4677170
You are right, we probably need a custom trigger/handle for his teeny tiny hands.
That said I'm with >>4677246
on this one, we brought a child to fight government assassins and we are Silver... Reasonable caution and expectations have been chucked out the window a long, long, time ago and we've never been the "Take things slow and steady" guy, or well we haven't since we escaped from slavery. Once its known to us that Will wants to be a sniper Silver would go out of his way to help, and you never get away from Silver helping you out without bruises and broken bones. It's just how he sees the world, lowering standards for Will would be keeping him weak, keeping him weak would make him vulnerable and in danger and you wouldn't want that sweet child to end up in Impel Down, would you?

That and I don't know if he could manage to stay on Drider-Ann as she jumps around like the nightmarish monster she is, or if she would appreciate the idea of being used as a gun mount in the first place... That and he wants to be a "sniper" and while yes I am aware that there has been some very impressive marksmanship done with the M2 rate of fire =/= sniper when it comes to anime fightan magic
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>>4677259
This. In his actual state will is going to die from just the collateral damage from the fights against the stronger pirate crews.
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>>4677276
Or the marines, we do keep antagonizing them after all.
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>>4677259
A Sniper is someone who has a high likelihood to hit the target. I'd say a machine gun has a pretty high likelihood to hit. /s

Nah but that was mostly a joke, I'd by all for getting him used to guns early, as cool as a Arachne-mounted machine gunner would be.
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>>4677362
>I'd say a machine gun has a pretty high likelihood to hit. /s
Shotgun.

Wait no, cannon with grapeshot. Oh OH CANISTER SHOT!
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Just a friendly reminder:
Next session on Wednesday at 15:00 GMT
Meaning tomorrow. If my workplace doesn't cuck me again
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>>4677702
Damn gotta work then. Wish you lot the best of luck.
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So, reading this has left me wanting more OP content. Are there any other actually good One Piece quests out there? I've checked out Akun which has two active ones, one of which is boring andd the other retarded self-insert wish fulfilment. Not really interested in the bounty photographer thing in the archive. I know people always say no-one's ever finished a OP Quest, but there must be *something* that's active and / or a good length and decent to read.
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>>4677974
The Only other quest that i known that feels like one piece is the photographer one. The one piece quests in places like akun, sb, sf aways misses the thing more important for one piece fiction, the tone.
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Yo hold on we got two ships now? Fucking sweet, our bounties going to be higher for it! AND we got a sister for Daun-chan!
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>>4677998
The problem I find is most quests always either want to "fix" the world or bone every pretty lady in it. None of them want to be like Luffy and just travel like this quest does. I suppose the main problem is both Akun and other sites are filled with people who want either instant gratification or some overarching "win" condition while 4chan is the place you go to shoot shit and blow off steam.
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>>4678098
That just means there's an almost empty market. Go on anon, create the quest you'd want to play, be what you'd want to see
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>>4678098
Honestly what >>4678277 said. Don't let your memes be dreams
Make them real

>>4677869
Fuck off Satan
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>>4677974
> Not a quest but there is this bites https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11515678/1/This-Bites. An one piece self insert fan fic that is none the less very good and ranked high in the listings though I can't remember how high. The self insert also isn't tremendously powerful and in fact during the enies lobby arc had a pretty tough fight against a Rokushiki taught Hattori
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>>4678277
I've actually been considering starting an OP quest as my first. I've got plenty of characters and ideas for Islands and story arcs, but I'm not sure if I'll actually have the stamina to run it and don't want to flake out.

I'm also not sure whether to run here or on Akun. On the one hand I wouldn't mind writing a bit of smut every now and then, I don't want to compete with this quest and QST is really slow so akun would be fine. But on the other, the people are even more degenerate and quests that don't focus on smut often don't get the traction they need to take off, especially since I'd probably go with a female MC for once.

>>4678654
I might've given it a shot if I didn't have a strong dislike for self inserts, the first few paragraphs after that weird chat were enough to turn me off from that. Thanks for the effort though.
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i am EXTREMELY ready for this run
i always love the post-fight breakdowns and reactions more than anything.
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Your arrival back to Water 7 was a tumultuous one to say the least. It's not every day that a marine warship half the size of the entire island sails into port after all, even less often is it seen commandeered by a bunch of lowly pirates. But strangely enough once it became clear that the barge was stolen people had less issues with it. Apparently Iceburgs survival really made a mess of things as he felt inclined to spill the beans about the government wanting to assassinate him and framing a bunch of innocent pirates in the process. So your reputation has been somewhat fixed, while marines visiting the place can expect fat loogies in their food among other things. Great success! Oh and the Straw Hats also showed up at one point but honestly who cares? You

So after docking your price at the rocky cape you were given quite a nice treatment. The workers of the Galley La company were nice enough to erect a few temporary cabins at their workyard where you can nurse your wounds, whilst the citizens were quite eager to provide you with all the food and medicine you require. And BOY do you need those! Most everyone suffered injuries at Enies Lobby and everyone feels exhausted. So a little R&R is in order.

"YOOOOOOOOOW!"
You screamed so loud you had to stop shoveling food into your gullet for five seconds.
"What was that for?!"

Lyda withdraws a needle from your body that's at least as thick as your thumb and the syringe is even bigger.
"Y-You're always so difficult. So I thought I'd get all your injections out of the way at once."

It's been like this for a while now. A little sleep, a little feasting and a lot of painful medical treatment all the while. Sadly all the adrenaline raging in your system made sleeping difficult but you manage somehow, as do the others. Hook is mostly covered in bandages from head to toe with the wrappings changed frequently and her wounds treated with expensive oils and ointments. Toxin is currently recovering from toxic shock and all his bones being broken, he's projected to recover rather quickly but he'll likely suffer from diarrhea for the foreseeable future. But sadly his sick ass markings are gone as his internal bleeding was treated, he claims he can probably make them come back but you don't know if that's true or not. These are the guys who are out of commission for sure, while the others have only minor injuries.

Out of these lucky individuals Will might have had the worst of it. Not because he was hurt a lot by any means, but because now he's being coddled by Ann who refuses to let go of him for even a second. He's getting real embarrassed too as the Mother keeps calling him things like "baby", "precious" and "gorgeous". It's quite amusing and even endearing for others but Will absolutely HATES it. So after Stitches withdraws that abomination she calls a syringe you get up and walk to the little boy. When you do his eyes shine up and he begins pointing at his head.
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"Look Silver! Look look!"
Due to his injuries he can't have his signature pot on, instead he must endure his head being bandaged.
"I'm gonna have a proper scar soon!"

You lift his bandage and see a small wound on his forehead where he got punched and the rim of his "helmet" banged against it.
"Whew. Noice! But you know what might be better?"

"WHAT?"

"If I punched you hard enough to almost kill you I bet I could give you a sick ass scar!"

"SILVER!"
Ann snaps at you.

"What?"

"He's just a child!"

"Well... you gotta start somewhere!"

"SILVER!"

>Okay, okay. I'll stop
>Oh boy. I guess you're not going to like what I'm about to do (Give Will a weapon)
>Other?
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>>4678996
>Oh boy. I guess you're not going to like what I'm about to do (Give Will a weapon)
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>>4678996
Does Silver know about his wish to be a sniper?
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>>4678996
>Okay, okay. I'll stop
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>>4678999
yes
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>>4678996
>Oh boy. I guess you're not going to like what I'm about to do (Give Will a weapon)
We're a responsible Captain, we see a child we make sure it's armed. For both their safety and our amusement.
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>>4678996
>>Oh boy. I guess you're not going to like what I'm about to do (Give Will a weapon)
Give this child a gun
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>>4678996
>>Oh boy. I guess you're not going to like what I'm about to do (Give Will a weapon)
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>>4678993
>Oh and the Straw Hats also showed up at one point but honestly who cares? You
I fucking love it when work cucks me so hard I can't write sentences anymore
>You don't.
Is how that ends. Sorry
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>>4678996
>Oh boy. I guess you're not going to like what I'm about to do (Give Will a weapon)
He has to start somewhere!
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Arming little children with dangerous weapons is fun!
>writing
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>>4679016
It's not dangerous until he learns how to hit with it!
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"Heh okay. Okay. I won't do anything dumb."

"Silver..."

"Yes?"

"You're looking awfully shifty. You're not planning to do anything are you?"

"Haha. Of course."
You look to the side where your package has been dropped off.
"Okay maybe I am. And maybe you won't like it... BUT SCREW IT!"
With a big grin you run over there, grab the stuff and drop it on Will nearly crushing him.
"Here! Present!"

The boy tries to crawl out but only manages to get about halfway before he gives up on escaping the hold of the package that's as big as him.
"Wow! A present?"

"Yeap!"
You rub your nose with pride.
"I heard how you wanted to fight! So I got you something! I asked one of the ship dudes to buy it and bring it here. You don't need to thank me! But do it anyway!"

Will gets to quickly tearing the covering paper apart until his brand new toy is revealed and his eyes begin to twinkle.
"WOOOOOOOOOOW!"

"S-Silver is that a-"

"YEAP! A BIG ASS CROSSBOW! It has 4 limbs for extra punchiness!"

"S-SILVER! That's way too big for him! He clearly won't be able to lift it!"

"So? Do you have any ideas how many bones I broke kicking coconut trees before I managed to tear down one? But after a while I broke 0 bones and kept taking trees down. He'll grow into it!"

"But it's dangerous!"

"It's educational!"

"WHAT IF HE HURTS HIMSELF?!"

"That'll be an important lesson! Now enough about that! Let's go shootin' Bullseye! You can come too if you want Spider."

"S-Spider?"

Anns previous reservations about the idea of arming Will disappear almost instantly as she's falling in love with the idea that she has her own pet name now. She stops resisting you and in fact comes out to observe Will shooting his new weapon for the first time. You set up some bottles because you intend to have a little friendly competition with him, but even you realize what a bad idea would be to use your own rifle. So you're content just watching the boy test the waters. He just barely manages to raise the crossbow but with how small he is and how big the weapon is it looks more akin to someone holding a cannon under their arms. His aim is wobbly as heck and when he accidentally pulls the trigger he gets knocked on his butt. However Will couldn't be happier about it.
"Did you see that mother? Did you see that?"

"Yes William very good! Now just be careful about-"

"Hey how do I shoot again?"

Walking over to Will you hand him a spare bolt.
"You need to reload it. The guys said you should put one end to the ground and lean on it to make it easier."

TWANG
Aaaaand there he goes.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

"Heh. Look at him go! Guess he shoulda put the other end to the ground."

"SILVER!"

Marcella and Gu who've been silently watching from the sidelines start laughing.
"Hey Omukade! 10.000 Belli says he'll go higher than the tower at the center of town! HEY KID! DO A FLIP!"

"You're on."

"SILVER! DO SOMETHING AT ONCE!"

"Okay okay."
You reach out with your hand.

"-aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
And he stops as you grab him. He has his eyes shut but once he realizes he's no longer freefalling and sees the ground he turns to look at you.
"AGAIN!"

"NO!"

Like the fussy mom Ann is she snatches the boy from your hand and takes him away. Luckily Will is clutching his toy super hard so it's unlikely he'll let go of it anytime soon. Which is good. He wants to be a sniper? So be it. But he needs to get tougher. And such a hefty weapon will be perfect for that. Lugging it around, reloading, keeping it steady. All of those will lead to him developing some good muscles!

Now with that one dealt with you are a bit more free to explore the place and pass the time. You got a ton of that by the way. Since Iceburg and his men are hard at work in the docks, improving the Dauntless among other things. The only question is what you want to mess around with, or rather whom. You see Lyda packing her stuff as she's preparing to head over to the battleship where Jaws is hanging out. And apparently some Galley La workers are looking for you, saying that there is someone who wants to have a talk.

>Go with Lyda to check on Murray
>See what that goofy fuck wants
>Other?
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>>4679047
>Go with Lyda to check on Murray
Goofy can wait, crew comes first.
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>>4679047
>>See what that goofy fuck wants
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>>4679047
>Go with Lyda to check on Murray
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>>4679047
>Go with Lyda to check on Murray
Friends in the first place
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>>4679047
>>Go with Lyda to check on Murray
Luffy would understand.
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>>4679047
>Go with Lyda to check on Murray
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Frens before hoes
>writing
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>>4679060
Can you guys tell how I have 0 clue about how to put meaningful choices into this one? Maybe with Murray...
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>>4679047
>Go with Lyda to check on Murray
Own crew before weird fucks
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>>4679063
You don't need to make meaningful choices in everything, not every path leads to a crossroad... Sometimes it just leads to the next page
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Eh. Those posers can wait. Friends come first.
"Oy Lyda! I'm coming with!"

The two of you aim for the rocky port where pirates are typically required to dock. Lyda hands you two nuggets of pure gold and has you throw them in the direction of the warship. When it starts flying she has you switch places with the pieces of precious metal and suddenly you're hurling through the air as if you were shot out of a cannon. It's a real handy way of moving around but complicated to use and thus makes your brain hurt. The landing also requires a way to cushion the impact like your wings, so there's that.

"Jaws! Oy!"

"Ah. You guys."

"W-We're here to take a look at you Murray."

"Hmmmm. Appreciated doctor. But you should focus on the others. I'm the one who was injured the least."
Lyda then slaps Murray on the head with a rolled up newspaper, stating that everyone else is fine and now he needs his checkup. With no room left for objections Murray allows for the examination to take place. And as your dutiful medic is making sure he's okay the fishman looks at the gigantic warship.
"Strange. You never quite realize how mighty the marines are until you get a close look at one of these."

"Eh. It's not THAT big. And besides, we cleared it out and stole it! Not impressed."

"The issue is not just its size. But how many there must be for them to just... attack each other like that. How many marines ARE there? How many ships do they have? And what kind of resources do you need to make such an army?"

"Aren't you overthinking things a bit?"

"Aren't you not thinking enough? You're the captain. You should consider what picking a fight means."

"I know what it means. It means we beat the tar out of them until they know better!"
You smash your fist into your palm and grin.
"If they got that many then that just means I get to have more fun!"

"Heh. Nothing ever breaks your spirit huh captain?"

"Nope."

As you sit there idly watching your prize Murray starts looking quite nervous.
"By the way Silver. Remember how I tried to tip this ship over? It cost me all my strength, yet I could only barely move it. Sure it helped drive the marines away but that was my absolute limit. And I was in water! Remember that? What I said about the ships underside?"

"It's coated in sea stone yeah?"

"Yeah... that."
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Out of curiosity you touch the ships surface and yeap, that dark coating on the underside of the ship DOES hurt! Who knew? But as you reel back from the experience a person you did not expect makes his appearance.
"Well, that does seem unusual."

"Iceburg? You're here?"

"Yes. Well, to tell the truth I always wanted to take a look at one of these monstrosities."
Jaws and Lyda ask him if ever built a warship like this one.
"No. Usually we only take personal commissions from high ranking Marine officers for ships designed for them. From what we heard the navy likes to make their tools of destruction personally. And it's no wonder. I'd never make something like this. It's much like how your ship was. Cast in a uniform mould. Hmmmm. We heard rumors about them using Kairoseki though never understood why. Still don't. But it must serve a purpose of some kind."

"Maybe it makes the ship tough?"

"Well, I doubt it. If the whole structure was made of sea stone it would offer substantial protection. But this is just a cover. Even if sea stone is as hard as diamonds the wood underneath is not."

That's interesting. It's apparently quite rare stuff too. They probably do have a good reason to put it on their ships.
"Hey Icecream! Can you put this on the Dauntless?"

He sticks a finger in his nose.
"No."

"B-Buwhy?"

"I just told you. Diamond hard. Even if we knew how to work the substance we don't have the tools necessary for it. And we can't just put these one on her, it wouldn't fit. Not to mention the minute changes we'd still need to perform on it. I don't even think that's possible with such a sturdy material."

"Darn."
You're now sad and Jaws looks the same.

"Sigh. And here I was hoping I could replace my anchor with this stuff. It was really impressive when I touched it..."

"I-I could do it."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-?!"
All three of you look at her in disbelief.

"I-I mean... if we covered the ship or the anchor in solid gold I could trade it with the sea stone and it would mold into place. B-But it'd take a lot of money..."

>Yes! Do it! Do it now! (This will consume all your money)
>The anchor should be fine. But I'm worried about the ship. And all that money
>I don't like it. No offense but I don't want you to mess things up
>Other?

Also, do you give the stolen money back to Iceburg? Last chance
>Yes
>No (keep it)
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>>4679106
>The anchor should be fine. But I'm worried about the ship. And all that money
>Yes
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>>4679106
>>Yes! Do it! Do it now! (This will consume all your money)
>No
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>>4679106
>The anchor should be fine. But I'm worried about the ship. And all that money

>Yes
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>>4679106
>Yes! Do it! Do it now! (This will consume all your money)
>Yes
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>>4679106
>The anchor should be fine. But I'm worried about the ship. And all that money
>Yes
I feel bad for the next logia user we run into.
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>>4679106
>>Yes! Do it! Do it now! (This will consume all your money)
>>Yes
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>>4679106
>The anchor should be fine. But I'm worried about the ship. And all that money

>Yes, our share at least... We did promise Marcella she could have and keep a share
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>>4679106
>The anchor should be fine. But I'm worried about the ship. And all that money

>Yes, our share at least... We did promise Marcella she could have and keep a share
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>>4679106
>The anchor should be fine. But I'm worried about the ship. And all that money
I actually want to put kairoseki on the Dauntless but in character Silver wouldn't risk it I think.

>Yes
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>>4679114
Chaging to this
>>4679122
Is good to keep our word
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Also changing this >>4679116
to >>4679122
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Well the consensus seems to be
>Cover the anchor into Sea Stone
And
>Give your share to Iceburg

A'ight
>writing
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>>4679106
>>4679154

>Yes! Do it! Do it now! (This will consume all your money)
>Yes
We could sell the gold since it would continue to be ours, they would only mold it to our boat and then they will exchange it with the other boat, the 2 are our property, we should only pay the money it costs to mold it
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>>4679106
>The anchor should be fine. But I'm worried about the ship. And all that money
>Give back the money

That money is for the dauntless, we can't go stiffing our guy.
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>>4679129
I didn't think about it to far, I just didn't want to be magically-allergic to Dauntless

>>4679162
Agreed, we can't and we shouldn't... But neither can we do the same to our own crew, this seems like the fairest way of doing things and who knows, some of the crew might be alright with donating some of theirs as well. But it their choice, not ours...

They got really upset last time we did that, after all.
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>>4679047
GOD DAMN IT SPOOKY if you want don't me to let my dreams be memes don't steal my idea for a crossbow marksman crewmate
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>>4679186
I actually really liked the crossbow choice, the justification was *very* Silver and a neat way to highlight a little more about our character.
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>>4679186
It's the privilege of the fast! Get bent! I was first!
Seriously though nobody will hold it against you if you do the same thing. Hell, One PIece as a setting is flexible enough that you can do a lot of shit with the same character concept if you just spice it up
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>>4679186
The solution for your problem is easy, anon. Just make your character use three crossbows instead.
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>>4679194
I will hold it against him forever.
How dare he, that bastard.
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>>4679192
>>4679194
Mostly just kidding and yes, I very much like it too. But when I started thinking about doing a One Piece Quest literally the first character I thought of was a Sniper using a big-ass crossbow. The possibility of custom ammo is just so good in a setting this varied.
As long as you don't give him a vision-based devil fruit I'll at least be somewhat original.

>>4679197
I've always loved dual Pistol crossbows, but it doesn't really fit what I had in mind and they're kind of obsolete when semi-auto flintlocks with unlimited ammo exist.
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>>4679194
now spook your mind traps won't fool me i'm not kirk if we buy a gold cover for the anchor and the ship when our doctor moves the gold for the sea stone will the gold and sea stone still be ours? I could sell them again so we won't lose as much as you say ... or icecream wants to rip us off our money
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You ponder on that for a while and consider the possibilities.
"Hmmmmmm. Big anchor with sea stone hurt big! Okay! I think we can do that! But, do devil fruits even work on this thing? Isn't it like the water?"

"Actually Silver-"
Murray stands up.
"Devil fruits do affect the water. When sparring with Hagetaka I saw he shooting glass through my water attacks. It's only when the user is submerged that it cancels their powers. It's weird I know but technically it should be possible. If Lyda can do it without touching the seastone itself."

"Goodie! Then you guys have my permission to melt down as much of our gold as you need to cover your anchor in it! Make sure it's thick too!"

"You got it Silver! Heh, can't wait to have a weapon worthy of a true pirate! I wonder what I should name it. Such a mighty weapon would be deserving of a name, no?"

As Jaws and Lyda start going over the details of the operation you look at Iceburg who's still eye-ing the warship. Just from his eyes you can tell that he's observing every inch of the vessel with great focus to determine how it was constructed, most likely looking for anything of value that he could copy from it. However you can't help but bother him further.
"Hey hey! Icecream! Do you think you can rip anything off that thing and put it on the Dauntless?"

"Well, no. Not really. And before you ask, not even the big guns. Don't worry. You won't miss it. We're importing some top notch, hand crafted cannons made by master artisans. These pea shooters won't even compare."

"OOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Well, not like this entire ship will hold a candle to yours. I got to admit, you gave me a tough challenge. But I think the results will speak for themselves. And if it's even half as good as I think it will be then we might as well scrap this thing. Though... getting rid of all that will be quite difficult."
Iceburg then stops.
"Thanks for that by the way."

"Hmmm? For what?"

"For returning my spirit. After my masters death and, well governing the entire island I think I forgot what was really important as a shipwright. No wonder Franky was always Toms true successor. But now I think I'm ready to work as a true shipwright again. So don't worry. I've held nothing back. Your ship will be my magnum opus. And it no longer concerns me what you'll do with it."

"Hmmm. Hmmm! You're okay in my book Icecream! So you're welcome! Oh and by the way, I forgot about this. Here. It's not much but it's my share from the money we stole back! I'd hate it if you had to pay because those douches robbed you. So take it! I can't give all back because that belongs to my friends but you can have this."

"Won't... you need it?"

"Nah! If I need more I'll just shake some marines by the legs and get some!"
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>>4679202
Well you know what they say, great minds think alike, but yea. "Crossbow" is such a vague term that you can do whatever you like with it, after all there are plenty of characters who use "Sword" without coming across as the same.

I mean yours could be an all metal monstrosity with a bayonet or something like that.

>>4679203
I'll assume game mechanics on this one, can't have everything we want on a silver (hah) platter.
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>>4679203
Oh yeah? How are you planning on ripping it out of the sea stone when the gold gets fused to it?
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>>4679217
heh easily if I understood the power of the fruit of the doctor it changes things with similar value so that when putting the gold in our ship and anchor and being stone only a coating on the ship I suppose that it is a plate of several centimeters they will change of place the gold will change to the place that was the sea stone and the sea stone to gold and I suppose they will merge on the edges of the material so we just break in those places and take the gold

my sin is greed if it is for money I will never be cheated on an agreement: I am studying to become a lawyer
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>>4679228
Good luck on that. I have a friend who also goes to Law school. I hear it's a real ball buster
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>>4679217
It's simple

>gold is soft
>create a gold mold where the inside is the shape of what we want
>lydia switches the gold and seastone
>we carve out the gold with hammers and chisels
>now we can peel the seastone inside that mold away from the wood since it's not connected to the rest of the hull
>like this, we can make seastone hammers and chisels
>now it's possible to chisel the seastone, since we have something of equal hardness
>use more gold molds to get the rough shape of items and the seastone hammer/chisels to finish them
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>>4679234
... But I wanna create Seagold!

Also, yea I hear you. It is a reasonable explanation, however I'd say that when devil fruit powers are involved things can get quite wonky and I'd very much understand if Spooky would like to give us one or the other rather then revolutionizing modern industry as the setting knows it.
Besides, that sounds like a very complicated train of thought for poor Silver's bruised noggin'
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>>4679232
So if we follow your logic and the materials merge every time she uses her power to teleport us and herself into the body, part of the material enters and being silver and many precious materials are poisonous then we will be in a serious case of poisoning by metals

I demand our metal poisoning then! REEE >:v
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You hand over the crumpled up bundle of money and pat him on the back.
"Now make my ship better than Goofys and I'll let you put my flag on your city whenever you want!"
Leaving Iceburg, Lyda and Jaws to their things you return back to base on your own using your bat form. That little flight gave you some much needed fresh air. Which you'll need to confront... HIM!

After getting back you look for the goons that were searching for you and have them lead you to a cabin on the far side of your little "camp". But much to your surprise upon entering you were not greeted by an obnoxious little rat who's ready to unconditionally surrender before your superiority. Instead it's a calm and reserved woman with a mug of tea in front of her.
"Hello."

"Ah Nico Robin. Sorry. If I knew it was you I would've come sooner. That's a lie but I think it's the proper thing to say."

She smiles.
"That's fine. Please, have a seat."

You sit on the opposite end of the table and look at her.
"You look much better like this."

"Thank you. That little rest did wonders. Helped me clear my head."

"I meant the lack of chains. But yeah. How can I help you?"

"I just... came to properly thank you. That is all. I understand in all that chaos I didn't really have the chance to do it. So, here I am. And there is... one more thing."
She brushes a lock of hair out of her eyes before taking out something from her pocket.
"I assume you heard about Merry, our ship. She reached the end of her journey and we had to say goodbye to her. But, I found this in my room, when I went through it one last time. It was addressed to you."
It's a letter. You open it to take a look at it.
"If you don't mind I opened it to take a look myself. But it made no sense to me. But I, I felt compelled to add my own to it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o231fOo8cNg

You open the letter and smile. It's simple, yet sweet. And even if Robin doesn't understand its meaning, you do.
There are only two written lines there, both exactly the same. One is in simple letters while the other is very stylish and girly.
They both read...

"Thank you"

By the looks of it Nico Robin understands that you get it and her curiosity seems to be getting the best of her.
"Back at that place... you said you showed me something! Those writings! Where did you learn that? Are you actually capable of understanding the old language? Just... who are you?"

You smile.
"My name is Silver-"

>And that's all you need to know
>And I can hear voices!
>And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you
>Other?
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>>4679217
>>4679241
.... fuck now I realize that could explain lydia's skin tone she has argyria since silver poisoning changes her skin tone to gray
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>>4679243
>>And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you
I don't see a reason to lie
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>>4679243
>>And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you
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>>4679217
>>4679241
.... fuck now I realize that could explain lydia's skin tone she has argyria since silver poisoning changes her skin tone to gray.. .... fuck now I realize that could explain lydia's skin tone she has argyria since silver poisoning changes skin tone to gray ... she needs to stop teleporting with silver material
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>>4679243
>And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you
I don't think Silver would feel the need to hide the fact that Merry sent us.
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>>4679243
>And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you
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>>4679243
>>And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you

Honest, but also the most confusing.
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>>4679243
>And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you
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>>4679243
>And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you
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>>4679243
>And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you
>Someone said it was "the voice of all things" or something like that.
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>>4679243
>>And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you
>>Someone said it was "the voice of all things" or something like that.
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>>4679243
> And I can hear voices, Merrys included! She asked me to help you
> icecream say what i have Voice of All Things
> This is how I learned to read listen to the voice on the wall
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Honesty is a virtue, yes
>writing
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"-and I can hear voices! I can hear all sorts of voices. Everythings really. Well sometimes when I pay attention, or when something very important is near. That's how I heard Merry. She's the one who asked me you know, to go and help you guys. This kick ass signed bounty and the money were just nice bonuses."

"You talked to Merry? A few hours ago I wouldn't have believed you but now? Why did you decide to help though?"

"Why? She was a nice ship. I liked her, even though I didn't know her well. So when she asked for a favor I wanted to help. I hear she's dead now. Maybe I'll buy some flowers and put it in the sea where she sleeps now."

"And that's how you could read the poneglyph too... Silver you-"

"Oh that. Yeah. I remember. We went to Ohara and dived looking for stuff! I found the stone and it told me nice stories about cities of emerald and gold! That was nice! I knew those symbols were important so I memorized them. I can't really read them but the symbols told me what they mean. That's how I could write that message!"

"The Emerald City. So it's not just a bluff. Silver listen! I've been on the run for so long. I endured a lot and did a lot of bad things. All because the world knew I could read that! Do not let anyone ever learn about this ability of yours! Do you understand?"

"Don't worry! I'll just beat anyone up that comes after me! Hell tell the guys coming after you that I know how to read them as well! Maybe then you can get some free time!"

Nico Robin just stared blankly at you for a while until she lets a chuckle slip.
"Dereshi! You're a funny one aren't you?"

"WAS THAT HOW YOU LAUGH? KEKEKEKEKEKE!"

You have a pleasant little time after that and just simply talk with her about things, sharing your experiences. Though she's a bit intentionally vague as to not spoil anything to you. But as you keep going another unwanted figure forced his way into the building ot have a little chat with Nico Robin as well. It was the perverted man Franky who helped rescue Robin.

"Sorry for intruding. But I have some important things to say to you Nico Robin. Something I've been meaning to tell you since Enies Lobby but didn't have the chance."
He opened his stomach like a fridge and took out some papers from it.
"All these years, no, all these centuries us shipwrights have kept these things safe. So that if one day someone awakened the ancient weapons we could counter them with our own. At first I believed everything they said about you. But now, after seeing you for myself and hearing about you from your friends I came to a conclusion."
Franky then takes a deep breath and spews fire onto the papers.
"I don't think we need these anymore."

There is a profound moment of silence where Franky is grinning and Robin is speechless. However a proper resolution can not be reached as a new voice can be heard coming from outside.
"SOUND THE ALARM! THE MARINES ARE COMING!"
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And that's where I'm ending things. Not great but we got roughly half of the stuff out of the way! Now comes the fun part! As in, fun for me
Have a good night!

Oh and I'll run next on either Friday or Saturday. Don't know which yet.
Meanwhile work progresses slowly on the pastes
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>>4679311
Night spooks! Thanks for the run.
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>>4679311
Good run Spook.
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>>4679311
Thanks for running dude. Keep up the incredible work with this quest :D
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>>4679311
Thanks for the run
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I may be able to updoot the pastes today. Got a lot of work done already
In the meantime I got an opportunity/question for you anons
Naming the ship

The Dauntless will receive a new name to complete her upgrade. I already have a few potential ones so I'd like to know your opinion on them. As well as any name you can come up with

Since Merry and Sunny are like short nicknames I was thinking of tacking more stuff on like so
>Dauntless Spirit
>Dauntless Maiden
>Dauntless Revenge (copied from Queen Anns revenge)
And the last idea was
>Dauntless Maelstrom

Well?
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>>4680475
I do have a softspot for all references to Queen Ann's Revenge
Dauntless Maiden is cool too
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>>4680475
I like Dauntless Spirit and Dauntless Maelstrom.
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>>4680494
The Revenge is good, but you gotta give some Credit to the Adventure Galley (William Kidd) or, my personal favorite, Avery's "Fancy" because c'mon that's an amazing name for a pirate ship.

>>4680475
I like Dauntless Spirit the most out of those, fits us and the crew a lot better then maiden... Then again, Queen Anne's kind of fits with us fairly well, being a former slave ship turned to piracy but I'd also like it to be 'ours' rather then copying Teach.

I'll be the first to admit that I am god awful and coming up with names tho
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>>4680475
As for the ship itself, i think "Dauntless Maiden" has a nice ring to it
As for the dauntless HERself, i think a good nickname would be "Liberty"
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>>4680475
I like the sound of Dauntless Revenge , and the reference is cool and fitting.
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>>4680475
I kinda like all of those, especially Spirit and Maiden.

Maybe Dauntless Vanguard? I'd like some kind of reference to making our own way and being the first of our kind and couldn't think of anything better tat also sounds good.
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>>4680475
I'd have to go with spirit or Maelstrom. Silver doesn't have anyone he wants revenge on that he's left alive and the other two fit better.
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>>4680475
Dauntless Maiden sound nice
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>>4680475
I really like Dauntless Spirit.
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>>4680475
>Dauntless Maiden

I know for a fact that is we name her "maiden" that Daunt-chan would be flustered as hell, and would have no choice but to manifest.

Also Spooky, are we keeping the ship that we jacked or?
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>>4680735
>Also Spooky, are we keeping the ship that we jacked or?

I'm not sure yet. Heavily leaning on no simply because you don't have the manpower to actually man it.

I'm open to ideas however
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>>4680738
We could drag it behind us and sell it later? Or man it and have dauntless be pulled, then sell it. Maybe a recruitment drive?
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>>4680738
Would Iceberg buy it?
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>>4680744
We don't have the people to crew it, according to Iceburg iti'l be vastly inferior to Dauntless and if we really find ourselves in the need for a navy battleship I'm sure there will be plenty of those in our future no matter what we do... So why on earth would we drag that monster around with us?

Just sell it to a demolition crew, or give it to Iceburg or, hell. Just give it back to the marines with a "thank you for the ride" note nailed to the mast. Anything but carrying gods knows how many hundred tonnes of dead weight for no reason at all.
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>>4680763
>>4680762
Oh that's a good idea, we sell it to Iceburg and then buy another ship! Business baby.
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>>4680763
I vote for either scrapping it or fucking with the marines with the return plan.
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>>4680763
>Just give it back to the marines with a "thank you for the ride" note nailed to the mast.
I would vote for this kek
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>>4680475
I like Dauntless Spirit. I feel it fits us really well.
>>4680738
I say we just sell it to Iceburg or even the Franky Family. I'm sure there's a ton of scrap they could get out of it.
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>>4680763
>disrespecting the marines even more
Let's fucking go good buddy
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>>4680794
wouldn't selling their island buster ship and using the money be more disrespectful though?
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>>4680738
Leave it at water seven and tell Iceburg to give to the next friendly, promising pirate crew that needs a ship. We'll get tons of money anyways, this way we're investing in the next generation. Or something. Jusst an idea.
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PHEW
Okay. Updoot is done
This time mainly the Social Links needed tending but Silver got a bit of love too (mainly in the stat department but there are other bits too)

Char. Sheet
https://pastebin.com/V5mh2Pa8

Social Links
https://pastebin.com/wJpjGUtP
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>>4680816
>>And Merry is glad she could meet you.

I'm not crying, you're crying your lying liar!
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>>4680816
Good to see Silver with his own style now.
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>>4680816
Think you meant deep sea not deep see there, spooky
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>>4680894
Sadly the spellchecker only catches shit if it's actually incorrect, not when I didn't type what I meant
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>>4680902
>spellchecker that doesn't read minds
What fuckin' cavemen technology are these yokels totin' 'round here?
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>>4680903
Grug no know magic mind-interface juju
Grug must chisel post on board-cave with shiny rock
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>>4680816
>Garp
>He's coming!
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>>4680816
So jaws has a bounty of 100.000.000 and angel 99.000.000, we are going to have three characters in the worst gen counting silver himself, if angel manages to break through the 100.000.000 threshold.
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>>4681041
>Mary
>She's coming!
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"and if anyone tries to dig a bit deeper will get a bullet to the head." should be "and if anyone tries to dig a bit deeper they will get a bullet to the head."
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>>4680816
>Sengoku
>Hopefully now that Garp has been dispatched he can nip this one in the bud.
It really is our luck that he just send the guy that don't take him job that seriously, instead of the others vice admirals with admiral level of strength.
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>>4681778
Naah, I bet Garp asked for the assignment so he could have a chat with Luffy and let Cody/Helmeppo see their mates... As a bonus we are there so Mary gets her chance and he gets to see what kind of guy teamed up with his good for nothing grandson.
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So that Friday/Saturday I mentioned just turned into a hard Saturday. I don't have the spirit to run now. Work made sure of that.
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>>4681861
have you tried cocaine and redbull?
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>>4681863
Dude, calm down... Redbull fucks you up
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>>4681863
>me looking up from snorting a kilo of coke
Dude, do you have any idea how much sugar is in Redbull?
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>>4682047
The sugar shit'll ruin your teeth straight up. Best avoid it. Now who wants some heroin?
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>>4681640
I did the change however Pastebin finally decided to go full 1984 and decided it's "offensive"
So now it has been set private. Since it's not "Unlisted" does that mean it can be viewed if you have the link or is it just shagged?

Can someone check it for me if it's accessible?
https://pastebin.com/wJpjGUtP
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>>4682177
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>>4682177
>>4682182
Can confirm, it don't show.
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>>4682182
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING COMMUNIST PIECE OF SHIT! LET ME WRITE STUFF IN PIECE YOU DOUBLENIGGERS! I'm glad I never paid money to these kikes!

Anyway I'm did a jewgle thing. Hopefully these work.
>Social Links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rL8USEZOSb4AYaJHv5BOhS7oDPqimv35y32CBsI3L8/edit?usp=sharing

>Character Sheet
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W48enlxynezhIQni0g97RT-A8z9HfS90NfCkbzTJiAA/edit?usp=sharing


It's not pretty but I'll try to make it look good tomorrow
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>>4682196
Yep, the jewgle works fine.
Fuck the pasteniggers.
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>>4682196
Gotta start just taking screenshots of that shit in notepad gawddamn. Can't even post fuckin words on a site dedicated to fuckin words. Just start posting fucking PDFs here or something, shit.

All these companies nowadays got negative balls, even less than no balls. What a crock of shit.
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>>4682196
>>4682196
Works fine now Spooky

>Killgrew
>She's coming
Good. I don't like her anyways. Her whole reason for adopting us is condescending, and the fact that she became a marine is just adding insult to injury, not only working for but actively supporting the same institution that saw us enslaved, and only becoming a marine because of her lofty position in life, refusing to acknowledge the fact that we weren't fanily to her, we were a pet.

>Garp
>He is coming
Run.
And fast.

>CP9 is KIA
Awww man, Spooky, can't you retcon this? I actually like the CP9 cast. Can't you have someone like, i dunno, Jabra save Blueno, THEN have them air door out? They reform later in their cover story! This is a dark timeline... please spook...?
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-Marauder (Pet)

He's a crab.

Bounty: 10.

..... time to throw our sea stone crab into the crotch of a vice admiral or admiral logia for this insult REEEE
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>>4682236
>supporting the same institution that saw us enslaved
If I am not mistaken the only Marines on the island are Mary parents, that kind of protected us from death.
>only becoming a marine because of her lofty position in life
She become a marine because her parents are marine like silver is just a pirate because Elisa is a pirate.
>refusing to acknowledge the fact that we weren't fanily to her, we were a pet
I don't remember mary treating silver like a pet in any interaction in between the two.
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>>4682236
Sorry anon Blueno was the only reason CP9 got out of there in hte og timeline and this time not only did he not have legs, the others were in worse shapes too
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>>4682236
I like Mary, not as a person but as a character. She is a compelling antagonist to us; Driven, convinced of her moral superiority and a painful reminder of a past we'd rather leave behind. It's good shit.
It also should be mentioned tho that she isn't an irredeemable person, she *was* saving up her meager paycheck to come and "save" us, that does mean she cares... Is that care somewhat twisted by both of our upbringing? Yes, but she is (or at least was) motivated by positive emotions. Remember how genuinely happy she seemed we mentioned *our* name? When she learned we had friends?

which is gonna make this all the more interesting, because she doesn't want to hurt us. She wants to save us, from us. Her (probably rose tinted) memory of us from the free, happy and incredibly dangerous and destructive Silver we have become.

There is a lot of really solid character growth and relationship dynamics possible between Mary and Silver and I really hope people don't throw that away because she a right cunt.

>>4682267
It's the feeling I got as well from the flashbacks and backstory, back "home" we we're a passive creature who simply reacted to things and Mary dragged us around to play or do whatever she fancied and we went along with it just like we went along with the work etc, but to her we were her best friend and confidant.
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>>4682287
Pretty good character analysis
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>>4682287
I agree, I hate Mary, but I love her as a character. Pretty much the moment I'm waiting for the most in this quest is when Silver can really tell her off for how much of a self-centered cunt she is.
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>>4682287
>>4682297

I do not know why so much hatred towards Mary she is just a naive girl who sees life with pink glasses there are many worse characters in canonical one piece such as the marines of absolute justice, celestial dragons, don flamingo, blackbeard and even silver is a little bad in the moral apart
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>>4682345
>Mary she is just a naive girl who sees life with pink glasses

That's exactly why she's so disliked, anon. Add onto that her insistence that Silver was her 'family' when flashbacks show that she treated him about the same as a 5 year old treats their new puppy; She was only around when she was bored. From what we were shown, not once did she help him outside of leaving and trying to buy him. And even then her leaving was the best thing she had done for him since it was one less reason for him to get beaten.
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>>4682357
>not once did she help him outside of leaving and trying to buy him.
So how she is supposed to help him ? She has normal human strength, and is not particularly rich or influential.
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>>4682345
>>4682357

None of the issues we have from our childhood are really Mary's fault. We had to do what she said, hang out with her, and be her friend not because we wanted to, but because of what would happen if we didn't and it made her unhappy. Mary is naive to the implications of our disobedience and the fact that our relationship with her did not come naturally, but basically at gunpoint. She's not putting 2 and 2 together, and trying to preserve a one sided friendship that was never there in the first place. It's sad really. We were her best friend and she was the daughter of our masters.
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>>4682357
>She was only around when she was bored.
Like a normal kid?
>not once did she help him outside of leaving and trying to buy him.
How else was she supposed to help him?
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>>4682365
>>4682377
Try and feed him some better food, heal his injuries, act as some kind of support, I don't know. There's other ways to help other than breaking him out of slavery. Based on Silver reaction all she really did as children was torment him and then looked the other way whenever Silver had a few new scars and bruises.
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>>4682345
Honestly we were seconds away from eating someone we certainly don't have the ground to judge
>>4682357
Have you ever seen a kid grow attach to their pet? Like ever? Tons of people consider pets their family, kids most of all, and she certainly never quite saw him as just a pet even if she unintentionally treated him like one. She left and went to try to raise money specifically cause she wanted to help him. Imagine leaving your entire privileged life to enter the military in order to help your [percieved] friend beat cancer; for an analogy. We don't have to like her but let's not downplay her trying to help us.
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>>4682392
Anon, she is a normal children, she barely could see that gravity from the situation.
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>>4682392
Well to be fair she was a spoiled brat who's parents weren't actually willing to teach her that living things have fucking feelings and aren't things to be played with. I have every expectation that if we had died they'd just buy a new "pet" for her to play with like a dick father buying a new puppy after the old one died or ran away.

That's no excuse though, which is why I want to avoid the hell out of her if she shows up, or throw the Master Baiter at her and let the hooks do the talking.
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>>4682392
She did think she was acting like support dude, kids ain't therapists and everyone she did probably cheer us up her parents brought us back down even lower. Kids ain't doctors. And those other ways treat the symptoms not the cause. He wouldn't need to worry about those things if he was free was her thought process and she isn't technically wrong.
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>>4682400
Even if* not everyone
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>>4682398
That doesn't excuse her from being a shitty friend.
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>>4682406
How she is exactly a bad friend? the other anons like >>4682400 already appointed she didn't have any other away to realistic help, and after leaving the island she abandoned a life of comfort and joined the military to help her childhood friend, how many friends would do that ?
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>>4682399
Nah I think her parents were absolute pushovers and as such never really taught Mary anything useful about life.

Mary is tragic in that she's ignorant, not unempathetic. She wanted to help but only got it halfway right, treating Silver as if he were something she needed to save instead of a human being. It's a very childish notion but not necessarily a bad one.

But she's still a dumb bitch who won't get the fuck over it and is obsessing near to the point of lunacy. Of course that would mean admitting she was wrong or that she wasn't good enough because she just can't realize that people are just a collection of choices that only they can make for themselves.
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>>4682399
>>4682400
Just to clarify, her parents were the marines who spared our lives. They weren't the hedonist villagers who viewed children as a
wasteful distraction.
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>>4682400
>kids ain't therapists and everyone she did probably cheer us up her

Based on Silver nearly having a panic attack when he heard her voice, I think we can safely say that she didn't 'cheer him up' in any sense.
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>>4682427
That just sees like a comedic scene, silver talked with her normally after that.
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>>4682427
Like this anon here >>4682453 said. I’m pretty sure that was done up for comedy. Didn’t Luffy have a similar reaction when Garp showed up in W7?
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>Didn’t Luffy have a similar reaction when Garp showed up in W7?
Yes, and remember how he 'bonded' with Luffy when he was a kid?
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>>4682544
Yeah and I am fairly sure that oda never uses that scene for other thing that comedy, is not meant to retract infant abuse or something, luffy can talk normally with is grandpa, proving that the fear thing is just a trope for laughs. The scene with silver fearing Mary is obvious with a comedic undertone, its show in the talk and after when silver throws her in oceon that he don't really fear Mary.
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>>4682571
Who said anything about fearing her? I was using the scene to debunk the idea that Mary ever cheered him up.
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>>4682580
Sorry I misread
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>>4682580
>>4682582
But part of the point stands, the scene is just humor, luffy still loves garp even after the flashback, it's a bad point to make when you are saying that silver panicked reaction means that she didn't cheer up him.
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>>4682589
Just curious, did you read any of Silver's backstory? It blatantly says that he was sort of happy to see her off when she joined the marines because it was one less reason for him to get beaten. Which is an odd opinion to have towards someone who tried to make them happy.
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>>4682622
Read? I thought it was a scratch-n-sniff.
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>>4682622
If you're talking about the second thread I participated, and re-read it yesterday. so first is true that silver that don't see mary like a friend, and obviously finds her annoying. But the other thing the second thread does too is proving that most of the things said in negative about her personally are in majority false or cannot be proved. And the main thing I am trying to say in the post that you replied, it is in general a kind of bad idea trying to base your argument in a comedic scene.
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It is quite surprising that the marines are so eager for seconds after that full-course asswhooping but if they want to dance you are more than eager to play with them. However considering the state of your crew things might not be that simple. Oh well! But it doesn't look like the Straw Hats share your enthusiasm as Nico Robin looks quite concerned. Understandable given that she just went through a not-so mild shock thanks to them.
"I need to get back to the others. Franky? Are you coming?"

"Yeah. Wouldn't want to see you guys bite the dust after I suuuper busted my ass saving you! Let's go!"

Robin waves at you as she leaves, knowing full well that the next time you meet it might be as enemies. You wave her back and casually walk out where the others have already assembled. They know what is going on and what your reaction likely is. So they are in high spirits and eager for Round Two. First you take Will and let him ride your shoulder as you transform into a bat and take to the skies. Your ears might be good but they can only tell that there is definitely something in the distance, not what that thing actually is.
"What do you see Bullseye?"

Will takes out his looking glass and peers into it.
"Doggie!"

"No. At sea! What do you see at sea?"

"It's a doggie! Their figurehead looks like a dog!"
A dog? Not even Captain Hinas ship had a unique design. This bodes ill. Looks like the navy finally had enough of your shenanigans and sent someone worthy of a custom vessel. This is about to get interesting! You wait and watch the movement of the marines for a little while longer and notice a few odd things. Despite how miffed the people of Water 7 are at the Government right now they seem to be quite excited about these guys, as if they forgot what the World Government just tried to do to their mayor. Or maybe the people who came are just so famous that it overrides all the bad things that happened. Whatever the case may be it looks like the marines aren't wasting much time and they are mobilized already. The weird thing is that none of them are coming for you. Instead they seem to be heading right for the Straw Hats.

"How... dare they?"

"Silver are you alright?"

"NO! I'm pretty far from okay! I worked HARD at pissing them off! But they are more concerned with GOOFY?! I knew I shouldn't have let him have Pussys head! Oh well."
You land back on the ground and meet up with the others to notify them about the happenings.

"So... what should we do about them?"
Will asks you.

>Go to where the Straw Hats are. You won't be ignored!
>Eh who cares? As long as they don't come to bother me I don't care
>Other?
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>>Go to where the Straw Hats are. You won't be ignored!
The Cheek! The Slander! THE DISRESPECT!
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>Go in bat form and take a shit on one of them
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>>4683370
Second, also could be funny to see Goofy get his ass beat by the Marines and we'd have to save him, again! They'd never hear the end of it!

>>4683378
"Lol I'm so random you guys"
Please stop, its just embarrassing.
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>>4683367
>Go to where the Straw Hats are. You won't be ignored!
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>>4683367
>>Go to where the Straw Hats are. You won't be ignored!
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Right lads, one question tho.

Do you think we ought to dive in and steal the attention or stay at the sidelines, see what happens and be prepared to ambush everyone involved after the fighting begins?
Because I'm leaning towards the latter rather then the former
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>>4683367
>Eh who cares? As long as they don't come to bother me I don't care
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>>4683367
>Go to where the Straw Hats are. You won't be ignored!
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>>4683401
Silver doesn't half ass shit. If we're going in we're going in.
Spend all that time and effort, show them a good time, give them our A game and they pull this shit?
Like hell.
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>>4683401
I agree with you, I don't wanna steal their thunder and the shock straw hat's crew gets when they learn that Garp is Luffy's granddad. I mean, our crew could get a similar shock from it too.
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>>4683367
>>Go to where the Straw Hats are. You won't be ignored!
Time to mog Goofy in front of his grandpa
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>Go to where the Straw Hats are. You won't be ignored!
We really are the Shiki to Goofy's Roger aren't we?
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>>4683414

Don't worry by the power of comedic timing we will crash through the window right as Garp is about to threaten Luffy into running, and Goofy will leave the problem of the Hero of the Marines in our hands.
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>>4683425
We might be. I always thought we had a more Daffy Duck Bugs bunny thing going on myself.
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>>4683425
>Shiki
>Not the new Rocks
Gotta aim higher
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Looks like we are crashing
>writing
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>>4683430
>Not the new Rocks
Pretty sure that is black beard, silver is not overpowered enough to be rocks.
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You've never seen such bullshit before. So there's naturally only one thing you can do.
"Okay guys! Let's teach those doodoo heads that nobody disrespects the Silver Pirates! AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

While not happy about it the others accept your order since it'd be pretty bad to just leave a bunch of armed marines hanging around the place. They may ignore you for now but it's guaranteed they'll come after you once they are done with the Straw Hats. So after picking up your weapons you head to where Goofy and his gang are to join the fun. But you stop when upon arrival you are greeted by the sound of battle. You tell everyone to be quiet and peek over the corner to take a better look at things. As you do the others follow suit and form a totem pole in order of strength. So Jaws, Toxin, Angel, Hook, Ann, Stitches and Will all climb on your shoulder and peek over the same corner. The view pleases you greatly. The building where the Straw Hats were given lodging is surrounded by Marines. And now one scary guy wearing a dog hat is walking up to the place ready to start a fight. Just looking at him is making you nervous because he's clearly super strong, which becomes apparent for everyone else when he punches the wall of the house down and goes in. You hear a lot of noise coming from inside, most likely Luffy getting his butt punched. Joyous day!

But you can't really enjoy it as things keep heating up. Roronoa Zoro appears behind the large gathering of people and starts fighting them. He doesn't seem to have much trouble sending the weaklings flying but just looking at the small army makes it abundantly clear that there are some strong dudes in there. Three in particular start moving to the rear to stop the moss haired swordsman in his rampage.

>This is too good to skip! Have Toxin make popcorn for everyone!
>Go in the building to put an end to things. Nobody is allowed to kill that balloon brain other than you!
>Three on one is hardly fair. Help Roronoa
>Other?
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>>4683473
>>This is too good to skip! Have Toxin make popcorn for everyone!

We can help later. Maybe... If they ask really nicely.
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>>4683473
>This is too good to skip! Have Toxin make popcorn for everyone!
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>>4683473
>This is too good to skip! Have Toxin make popcorn for everyone!
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>>4683473
>>This is too good to skip! Have Toxin make popcorn for everyone!
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>>4683473
>>This is too good to skip! Have Toxin make popcorn for everyone!
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>>4683473
>>This is too good to skip! Have Toxin make popcorn for everyone!
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>>4683473
>This is too good to skip! Have Toxin make popcorn for everyone!
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>>4683473
>This is too good to skip! Have Toxin make popcorn for everyone!
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Smart thinking
You'll be rewarded with know-leg
>writing
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>>4683473
>>This is too good to skip! Have Toxin make popcorn for everyone!
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>>4683508
What can that technique do?
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>>4683512
Sanji kicks you so hard you learn trigonometry.

You forget how to wipe yourself everything has a price.
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>>4683508
>Everyone being petty little shits
>Gm: Good thinking, have a cookie

You know if you reward this kind of thing it'l never stop, right?
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>>4683523
Why would I want it to stop? Being a little gremlin is fun
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>>4683523
We are acting IC for Silver.
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>>4683523
Hey I signed up to be a petty little shit.
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>>4683526
Yes, yes it is.
>>4683532
We all did mate!
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Gu prepares everyone popped corn over your stomach while Angel provides everyone with comfy yet stylish chairs to observe things comfortably. As you get to observe the happenings while eating a delicious snack you feel yourself overcome with joy. Sadly you don't get to watch Roronoa fight as he's simply too far away, and besides those three you felt are not actually as strong as you initially thought so he's most likely fine. Luffy however? Ohohoho! That one is delightful. His screams of pain are music to your ears so you start really paying attention to it to hear more of them. Sadly his screams don't continue but you do catch a few interesting details.

"G-Grampa?!"

"Isn't there something you should apologize for Luffy? I trained you hard for your whole life to make you into a fine marine! Then you DO THIS to me and run away because of that "Red Hair"? Have you got no respect for your grandfather?"

Now this is interesting. Luffy has a granddad? And he's a marine? This warrants some sharing.
"Huh. Looks like Goofy has marines in his family."

"Really? And who is he? Did he say a name?"

"Yeah. Monkey D. Garp."

"G-GARP?!"

The others are shocked. Apparently he's some BIG Marine hero who's known throughout the world. Can't be that big of a deal since you never heard of him before. But apparently he's a good guy since his title is "The Hero". Whatever. Time to eavesdrop some more! Luffy tells the others that he's a huge bully who kept doing things like hurling him off a cliff, attaching balloons to him and letting him drift away or throwing him in the jungle with wild animals. The more you hear about this guy the more you start to like him!

Things progress a bit more. Sadly your eyes glaze over at one point because imagining Luffy being tied to a bunch of balloons and almost dying as a result is just too funny to ignore. But when you come to things quieted down a bit as the marines are now apparently focused on rebuilding what Garp broke. They even guilt trip him into fixing the wall with them. This is too fun to watch! But as he's fixing the wall the old marine drops another nugget of information he PROBABLY shouldn't have. And it frankly perplexes you.

"Hey guys. Who is Dragon?"

"D-Dragon? Well-"
Jaws rubs the nape of his neck awkwardly.
"How do I explain this? You know what the World Government is. Well nobody really goes against the World Government. Us and the Straw Hats are the only ones in recent history who really attacked them. But there is one person who calls himself their enemy. His name is Dragon and he leads the Revolutionary Army."

"Revolutionary Army? And they fight the Government? Sounds rad to be honest!"

"No no. They don't "fight" the government as you think. They go around inciting rebellions, making countries rise up against their monarchs. A lot of islands broke out of the World Government because of them. So Dragon has been branded the "Worlds Worst Criminal". That's about it."
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"Eeeeh? He doesn't even fight? Some "army". Lame. But I guess it's fitting that Goofy would have a looser like that for a dad."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

"The old guy said Goofys father is called Monkey D. Dragon. They screamed too so I guess that's him."

That's apparently some big thing but you just don't see why it would be. In any case it appears that the constructions are somewhat finished so Garp is on the move again. Or at least that's how you hear it as he seems to be talking to the Straw Hats again.
"Anyway we'll get back to that in a minute. Don't worry I'm not going to do anything drastic. Just gotta handle those Peeping Toms out there. Good thing they saved me the trouble and came here on their own but still! You got to have some manners!"
Uh oh! Wait! How the hell did he figure out you're here?! Did he smell the popcorn or... Doesn't matter.
"You three! Go and get them! They are a block away and eating popcorn! Shouldn't be too hard to find them!"
Of course it was the popcorn.

"Understood!"
"Understood!"
"Understood!"

"Uh oh."

"W-What's wrong Captain?"

"We were found out! Okay guys, lunch break is over! We got three guys coming for us."

>Time to run!
>I'll kick their butts!
>Take care of the weaklings. I don't feel like wasting time on them
>Other?
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>>4683548
>>Take care of the weaklings. I don't feel like wasting time on them
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>>4683548
>I'll kick their butts!
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>>4683548
>Take care of the weaklings. I don't feel like wasting time on them
No time for mooks
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>Time to run!

Silver Secret Technique: 逃げる
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>>4683548
>>I'll kick their butts!
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>>4683548
>I'll kick their butts!
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>>4683548
>I'll kick their butts!
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>>4683548
>>Take care of the weaklings. I don't feel like wasting time on them
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>>4683548
>I'll kick their butts!
Violence is the question and the answer is yes.
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>>4683548
>>Time to run!
Que comedic chase scene
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>>4683548
>I'll kick their butts!
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Hooo boy
So by a small margin you chose to fight huh?
Well... I did give you a boost before. But this will still be a bitch
>writing

3d10+3 best of 3, dc 20, crit 28
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Rolled 8, 4, 7 + 3 = 22 (3d10 + 3)

>>4683590
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Rolled 8, 8, 7 + 3 = 26 (3d10 + 3)

>>4683590
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Rolled 5, 1, 7 + 3 = 16 (3d10 + 3)

>>4683590
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Rolled 7, 10, 3 + 3 = 23 (3d10 + 3)

>>4683590
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>>4683548
>Time to run!
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Rolled 3, 8, 6 + 3 = 20 (3d10 + 3)

>>4683590
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>>4683594
well that is a good performance, even if we couldnt just dominate them
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"Okay guys! Get ready! The fun is about to start now! I CALL DIBS!"

Rushing out ahead of everyone you zone in on your target(s). The first one you should focus on is obviously the guy in the middle! He has to be the leader and thus the one you should focus on. If nothing else then these guys are at least good at teamwork because they realize what you're doing and the two break away from the formation to circle around you. This might not be a complete borefest after all!

"SORU!"

You see a circle of dust form around the pink haired guy as he uses THAT technique. That fucking technique. If you never hear that word again you'll die a happy man. So you're just going to block that word from now on and act like it's not even there. The most infuriating part is that this is not even that impressive. He's clearly an amateur compared to the Cheese Pizza 69 and you just whomped them.
"Bored."

He moves behind you and tries to deliver a kick but you simply dodge by leaning forward and his kick misses you. After doing a hand-stand you kick him in the jaw and knock him on his ass. At this point the second guy comes at you. He doesn't even use the technique either because he can't or thinks it's unnecessary. Either way, he's on your shitlist now so he's getting his ass kicked! He uses a pair of short but wide curved knives so you block them both with your falchion using only one hand and use the other to reach forward, grab him by the face and smash him into the pavement. That leaves the last one so you turn around with a grin and prepare to take them out as well. But upon doing a 180 you see the marines face and you stop.

"SORU!"

She moves behind your back and wraps her arms around your waist.
"Got you~!"

"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SOMEONE HELP!"
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>>4683667
Stranger Danger Stranger Danger! We need an adult! We need an adult!
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>>4683667
Tag out!
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>>4683667
>"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SOMEONE HELP!"
Kek
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>>4683667
Oh god she's trying to be kinky HELP
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>>4683667
incoming "sister" suplex
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>>4683667
M... Mary-Sama!
I kneel!
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>>4683697
You fool! That puts you in face rape range!

Unless you're into that shit in which case you do you.
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>>4683697
Silver chads we got too cocky
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>>4683667
I suggested we run away but did anyone listen to me nooooooo.
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>>4683713
That would of left our behind open to Mary making it harder to escape.
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You start to panic. This can't be real! Not her! Not now!

Luckily for you there are some trustworthy people around who aren't afraid to help someone in need. Almost instantly a massive, weighty anchor smashes into you, prying Mary off your back with extreme violence. She rolls around for a little before fixing her posture and looking up.
"WHO DARES?!"

"Sorry lady! He said no! Now step away from the boy and nobody gets hurt!"

"OVER MY DEAD-
H-Huh? Are? Where- HE LEFT? SIIIILVEEEEEEER!"

Meanwhile Angel walks down a street and finds herself a barrel full of pickles. She knocks on the lid at which point it speaks.
"Password."

"I'm not going to say the password. And it's very unbecoming of a captain to hide in such a place..."

"Password!"

"Sigh. Milkmaid."

You push the lid up just enough to peek out of it.
"Is she here?"

"No. She is not. Please come out already. You're going to smell like brine for a week as is."
Begrudgingly you climb out but still pay close attention to your surroundings in case anyone wants to jump you.
"You're lucky it wasn't full. If you submerged a little more you would've drowned captain. Why are you so scared anyway? You could've just beaten her."

"Y-You don't understand! You don't know! She-"
But as you try to explain things to Angel both of you are overwhelmed by a presence. It's as if your instincts are telling you that you need to get out of here right now!

"Oh boy. If only I knew she'd get that kind of a reaction out of you-"
You turn to face the person talking and see a robust old man. It's that Garp fellow who's Luffys grandpa. He put his dog mask back on and by the looks of it he's trying very hard to keep it over his eyes just so he doesn't have to look at you. That's where this barely contained bloodlust is coming from. It's him. This guy hates you. To the point that he has to try everything just so he doesn't jump at you.
"Okay erm, listen. I want nothing more than to take you guys in right here and now. But then I'd be forced to do the same to my Grandson soooooo forget I said any of that okay? Now, I'm going to make a deal with you."

"Uuuuh-"

"I want to ask a few things from you. If you answer honestly I'll put a leash on the girl. Sounds good?"
You swallow hard and nod.
"Good. The first thing I want to know i your name."

"S-Silver."

"Just Silver hmmm? Okay. Now I'm going to say a few names. And you tell me which one you stole that name from. Silver Axe. Silver Rayleigh. Eliza D. Silver. Do you know any of them?"

>Answer truthfully
>Say someone else (lie)
>No (Lie)
>Other?
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> I think I met that last one when I was younger
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>>4683727
>>Answer truthfully
I mean does it really matter? As far as we know Big Sis Silver is just, well, Big Sis Silver.

OOC we know marines piss themselves at the thought of her name but IC we don't.
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>>4683727
>>Answer truthfully
I don't think there's any tricking Garp.
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>>4683727
>>Answer truthfully
Don't you mean Sunken Axe, the hit new rockstar of the deep sea playing his aqua-coustic guitar loud and proud for any to hear?

Old men these days not knowing the made up fiction of a child's very concussed mind.
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>>4683727
>Answer truthfully
Man this might fuck us over but it's the Silver thing to do.
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>>4683727
>Answer truthfully
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>>4683727
>>Answer truthfully

We did *not* steal that name, we made it ourselves!
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>>4683727
>Answer truthfully
Don't really see the point in lying, they already guessed it anyway.
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>>4683727
>>Answer truthfully
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>>4683727
>This guy hates you. To the point that he has to try everything just so he doesn't jump at you.
Huh, I wonder why? I didn't think we've attack him or his personally as far as I know? I mean we killed some grunts (if I recall correctly) but they're grunts. Are you telling me this guy cares about every grunt? He sure as fuck wouldn't morn the CP9 or Spandam.
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>>4683727
>Answer truthfully
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>>4683727
>Answer truthfully
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>>4683740
We probably remind him a certain someone he needed help to deal with.
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>>4683740
Silver is a dangerous man who's killed a bunch of people and blew up and island, he's a real villain to the World government
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>>4683740
Probably all the the wanton murder, destruction, theft and generally being an insane pirate gallivanting around the grand line
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>>4683748
Hey we didn't blow up the island they did. Them being mad about that is like someone being mad the dog shit on the carpet after the neighbor's kid let him in the house. It's their fault the dog wasn't house trained.

Besides they gave the Buster Call to Spadamn of all people.

They deserved to lose the island after something so stupid.
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>>4683750
>>4683740
Oh, oh!
And we fucking crippled not one but two vice-admirals.
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Too be fair, we never throw the first pinch, the World Government just keep trying too piss us off, and we pay them back tenfold
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>>4683750
They work for the damn World Nobles, at our worse we're like 1/40th as destructive as those cunts.
>>4683754
Should've worn a cup.
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>>4683759
I'm pretty sure Silver though the first punch when stealing Dauntless-chan
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>>4683759
>laughs in chasing down a tax ship
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>>4683759
*points to the giant treasure ship we hijacked*
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So answering truthfully huh?
You may come to regret this in the far future
>writing
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>>4683786
oh no, Eliza!
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>>4683786
And that will be a valuable lesson for future Silver.
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>>4683797
That it will be
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>>4683797
Somehow I doubt it's gonna be the right lesson tho... Something akin to "If you're to weak to fight people off you're gonna end up regretting what happens next" if I know Silver
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>>4683786
Calling it now, Eliza gets taken to Marineford.
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>>4683855
I mean if she does it'll be because of what /she/ did not Silver.
Silver's the Gohan to her Piccolo, we're tearing shit up but she's been doing it longer than we've been alive.
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>>4683855
If that's the case I'd hope our response goes something like this.

"We're going out tonight to kick down every light, take everything we want. Drink everything in sight! We're going till the world stops turning while we burn it to the ground tonight"
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>>4683855
That would be an event, Silver burning everything in saving her and becoming the new mad dog.
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>>4683873
Yea, it would be an interesting and, dare I say, character defining moment.
Luffy: I must save Ace!!!!!!!!
Silver: I'll show you what happens when you go after me and mine

... Are we young gremlin Whitebeard?
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>>4683882
Maybe, I see Silver as more of softer version of teach since were all about freedom but we wouldn't backstab like he would.
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>>4683885
Yeah, we'd shoot you in the face, like a gentleman.
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>>4683873
>the darkest timeline
>they take eliza, the person who freed silver from his shackles
>she dies in front of him
>he starts burning the entire world in response
>entire islands reduced to ashes or worse
>thousands of charred corpses start washing up on beaches across the grand line
>the death he causes is both cruel and random
>pirates and marines alike are terrified
>even his own crew starts to fear him
>all anyone can do is unite against a shared threat
>but for silver, that's just more fuel on the fire
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>>4683855
Now I am remember that teach said to never mention Elisa name, now we are going to see that reason
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You nod.
"It's Eliza the Silver. She's my friend."

"I thought so. But whoever you think she is, she's not your friend-"

"OY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

"Silence boy."
The blood freezes in your veins.
"You can't just call someone your friend when you don't even know who or what they are! That beast of a woman you call your friend is Eliza D. Silver. Her middle name is D. like mine. I assume you didn't know that since you said in a funny manner. Her other name is "Mad Dog" Eliza. And she's nothing short of a monster. Back when she was but a child she was a member of a notorious pirate crew that terrorized thousands. After her first crew broke up she created her own band of pirates and continued to ravage the seas, following the teachings of her captain and destroying anything that stood in her path, attacking with no regard for anything. This "friend" of your has more blood on her hands than you can imagine boy."

You look at Garp and carefully try to think about what to say. But since you can't think of anything you'll just speak how you mean it.
"So?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-edmiyF1oQ

"SO? You stupid brat! Don't you understand-"

"Are you trying to tell me she's not one of the good guys? I know. When I was scared and alone the good guys ignored me. They let everything happen to me. The ones that did it also thought they were right to do it. They thought they were the good guys. But it was not the good guys that helped me. It was her, the pirate. And I don't want to hear you complaining about hurting people when I just came back from destroying your island where you took an innocent girl to torture."
You look the Marine in the eye who can no longer keep his dog hat down and now must face you straight up.
"So Garp... I don't care. I will keep going. And if you talk bad about my friends again I'll go through you as well!"

Garp was speechless. He was not intimidated by your words, nor by your strength. But instead he realized he owed an apology to both Tsuru and Sengoku for calling them idiots. No longer can he ignore the gravity of the situation when he just saw the spitting image of an old nemesis in front of him.
"Well guess Eliza taught you well."
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>>4683908
That would be fun to read.
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>>4683916
Finna get dat Garp SLAP there Silver.
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>>4683916
Time to get fisted into the stratosphere
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So who did Garp see in us? Rocks or Roger?
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>>4683916
Garp can take that pedestal he's standing on and shove it up his ass, along with the rest of those navy faggots.
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>>4683916
so Eliza was a cabin girl in the rocks
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>>4683916
It's both terrifying and gratifying to get such recognition from Garp of all people. Now we just have to actually survive getting such attention.

Buckle up bitches, I think we just activated Hard Mode.
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>>4683909
Ooooh, fek
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>>4683928
Sounds like Rocks
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>>4683936
Joke's on you. I'm always hard. Wait
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>>4683936
This ride isn't stopping till half the world is on fire
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>>4683936
We’re on Silver Must Die mode now boys
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>>4683936
I agree this is such a *good* moment. (seriously Spooky, well fucking done)

But yea, Luffy burned a flag... I think we just burned all of the bridges.

>>4683909
That's called foreshadowing.
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>>4683916
>we just told Garp we would "go through him"

Welp, was nive knowing y'all, it's been fun
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>>4683916
Haha
We done shit in his cereal now
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>>4683953
Do you think Silver will reach one of the moons when Garp punches him ?
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>>4683953
>Sengoku would kill us on principal
>Tsuru thinks we're a morally broken monster waiting to happen that needs to be, at best, locked in the most secure prison in the world if not outright executed.
>Garp sees just what we can become and will more than likely actively pursue us to prevent that from ever coming to pass.

3 for 3 motherfuckers! No brakes, no laws, only sheer balls to the wall madness!
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The next moment is a blur but you're pretty sure he just punched you on the head. Your skull feels fractured since your thoughts keep leaking from somewhere and your mouth is full of pavement. The guy hits like a truck that's for sure. As Angel is trying to get you back to consciousness Garp keeps going on about things.
"Oh by the way. I assume you met her after she lost everything. She disappeared off the face of the Grand Line and started over in the West Blue. Want to know how that happened? I was the one who destroyed her fleet. She was supposed to die you know. I'm surprised she could hold on long enough to drift into the West Blue through the Calm Belts and everything. Did you say she saved you? Well, if your life was the price for her death then that would've been acceptable. Haaaaaah. But I'm a man of my word. I won't take you in. Buuuut, I didn't say anything about letting you off the hook. He's all yours Sergeant."

Suddenly Mary steps out from the shadows and frowns at Garp.
"What did you do to him Vice-Admiral?"

"The same thing I did to you. I educated him. Now Mary, before you do anything remember that he was ready to do the same to you that he did to Coby and Helmeppo. This little monster is no longer your little brother."

Ignoring her superiors warnings Mary ran up to you and already began tearing her jacket apart.
"S-Silver! Hold it together I-"

But she doesn't get too close as Angel is more than capable of fending her off with her black spear.
"Not a step closer. Captains orders!"

"Let. Me. HEAL. HIM!"

"We have a doctor. Your assistance is not needed."
Angel then looks at you expecting orders.
"Silver?"

>Let her.
>Call Stitches. And don't let her near me!
>Other?
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>>4683973
>Call Stitches. And don't let her near me!
Destroy every bridge!
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>>4683973
>>Let her.
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>>4683973
>Call Stitches. And don't let her near me!
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>>4683973
>Let her.
Might as well let her so we can do the minimum amount of talk to tell her to fuck off.
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>>4683973
>>Other?
>To the sky my Angel!
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>>4683973
>>Other?
Get the hell out of there, and /then/ let Stiches heal you. The further away you are from HER the better, even if that means you have to hold your brains in while you run.
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>>4683973
>Let her.
This is tough. It might not be the most IC but I actually feel pretty bad for Mary.
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>>4683973
>>Let her.

>>4683975
Not this one, not yet.
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>>4683973
>>Let her.
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>>4683973
>Let her.
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>>4683973
>>Call Stitches. And don't let her near me!
Fuck off. For once in your life ask what the fuck Silver wants instead of trying to pick for him. Cunt.
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Why are we willing to let this crazy woman anywhere near us?

I specifically remember us doing our best to get AWAY from her at almost any cost.
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>>4683993
It really is an odd turn around from how Silver was just acting. If people don't want a crushing outright rejection a panicked escape would still leave things open.
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>>4683993
Drama, character growth! Severe concussion!
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>>4683993
because potential waifu is sad.
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>>4683993
So could tell her off I guess, or it's just that anons feel bad for her
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>>4683999
Dammit Jesus stop letting these fools be compassionate. Mary needs to learn.
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>>4683973
>Let her.
>Call stitches too, just in case
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>>4683998
I'd rather fuck the Dauntless, I'd rather try and seduce Nami, I'd even go so far as to aim for Hina before I entertain the idea of Mary being a waifu.
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>>4683993
Something about our dripping brain cells makes me feel less mad at Mary in comparison, who knows why.
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>>4684010
The lesser of two evils is still evil.
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>>4684006
You know how it goes when it come to crying girls in quests.
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>>4683973
>>Call Stitches. And don't let her near me!
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>>4684012
We are pretty damn evil then
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>>4683973
>>Let her.
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>>4684013
True. Buncha wussies.

>>4684016
All the more reason not to side with this shitty, weedy evil.
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>>4684009
Mate I'd go for *Smoker* before I'd say that Mary was waifu material. But there isn't much room for anything but a binary since I doubt we could stand or escape even if we could.
It's either: Yes burn it all, or let's see where a potential storyline and character arc goes.

And I wanna see where it goes.
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>>4684013
To hell with that, let her weep. In case people have forgotten we /did/ murder her parents. I feel like that bears repeating.
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>>4683973

>Call Stitches. And don't let her near me!
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>>4684025
You didn't actually. Just her neighbors
Her parents were on duty when the burning happened
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>>4684025
... No?
They left the island long before Mary due to being, you know, active duty marines.
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>>4684029
Ah my mistake. We WILL murder her parents.
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>>4684024
Smoker is absolutely prime waifu material though. Hardly a fair comparison.
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>>4684030
why ?
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>>4684032
He's edgy. Don't worry about it.
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>>4684032
Revenge, shit and giggles, random chance the next time we raid the marines, take your pick.

I'm sure it'll come up eventually.
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>>4684032
They did let us be tortured because it was above their pay grade.
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Huh. So letting her stay is one higher than getting the fuck out of here.
Surprising
>writing

>>4684031
I don't know about you but I'd absolutely let him destroy my pelvis. Don't even care that it'd be kinda gay
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>>4683973
>Let her.
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>>4684036
Well, odds are they're still in the West Blue so unless we go zoro-tier off course odds are better that Eliza will kill her parents.
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>>4684040
11/10 would get secondhand smoke cancer again.
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>>4684040
>Letting Smoker destroy your pelvis
>Gay
I don't understand, nothing gay about a routine femur breaker
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>>4684038
what they are supposed to do, should they go against they armed neighbors and lose them own lives and their daughters life for someone that they don't know ?. They already protected us from death, and it has above them pay grade.
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>>4684040
It's the goddamn tits Spooky. It's always the fucking tits. I'll swear on a stack they'll be people trying to be nice to Big Mom just because she has a rack the size of a small townhouse.
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>>4684050
Hell if it was young Big Meme I'd understand. I mean have you SEEN her?
No wonder she had so many kids! Nowdays sure, she has to settle to raping things like Pound.
But I bet back in the day she just had to spread her legs and men would've lined up to nut in her
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>>4684048
I mean, now let's not pretend they couldn't have done anything. They could have sent us off with a ship and a few months worth of food, or a pickup marine ship, or any number of things to help us out.
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>>4684048
>get daughter out of there
then
>call for help
or
>be goddamn heroes
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>>4684048
Write a strongly worded letter about the poor kid that's being enslaved?

Something, anything. *Anything* other then the literal nothing they did
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>>4684051
>tfw the hags of today were the babes of yore
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>>4684054
This is basically death sentence, even Elisa didn't take us with her because she didn't think we are going to make it
>>4684058
its kind of valid point, but if it was this easy why didn't Mary wrote the letter instead of raising money in the first place. so i see three possible explanations 1) plot hole 2) there is an unknown motive 3) mary and her family are a bunch of retards
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>>4684068
Mary and her family weren't high enough on the totem pole for anyone in command to hear about their gripes or concerns.
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>>4684068
4) The people on that island had connections
5) They simply didn't care
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>>4684068
Ah man, I want to see a Mary flashback to see how it was through her eyes.
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>>4684068
On that note, why didn't Eliza just kill everyone in that island, did she just not notice Silver was a slave?
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>>4684083
I thought it was that she was too weak and would be hunted down easy if killed everyone in that island
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>>4684081
>My mad lover and totally husband to be has broken his chains of slavery through evil powers, now it's up to me to put him on the right path of justice
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>>4684083
I guess she was too weak in that point to fight with a bunch of armed people.
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>>4684083
>Beaten half to death by Garp
>Waddled through the Calm Belt and all of West Blue
>Barely regained her strength
>If she flattened the island Marine HQ would've foudn out about her before she regained all of it
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>>4684083
Why would she?

Give a man a fish, he'l eat for a day
teach a man to burn his oppressors to death and he'l be warm for the rest of his life or something like that. Her philosophy, and ours by extension, is all about what *you* can do, not what others can do for you.

That or she was weak, injured and scared about still being hunted down
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>>4684087
>He likes to play games were he runs away and I chase him all over the island
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>>4684089
Spooky, I'm not caught up to lore. Who the fuck is Rock? I only know of Roger really.
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>>4684141
Rocks was a fucker that Garp beat. And he needed to work together with Roger to do it
That's all I'm going to say
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>>4684148
Oh that sounds dope as fuck, Thanks Spooky.
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>>4683973
So this is the second time that silver gets oneshoted since jimbei. I don't know if his luck is shit for something like this to happen two times already or if him is lucky that he managed to get out alive in the two cases.
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>>4684153
To be fair Garp has a lot of experience with beating children -nearly- to death.
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As Hagetaka let you go your head hit the ground pretty hard. Barely capable of speaking anymore you just tapped the ground to get her attention and waved her off that you don't care anymore and just want help. She sighs and transforms her spear into a bow to shoot a guided arrow towards Lyda which has a message engraved into it.
"There. The doctor is on her way. You. I'll allow you to help him. But try anything and you answer to me."

Mary barely even acknowledges her and rushes to help you. As she starts bandaging your leaky skull the two other stooges also make their appearance.
"Ow ow ow... why did the Vice-Admiral have to hit us too? U-Huh? Mary-san? What are you doing?"

"Oy Coby don't rush! Ow!"

The two of them also try to provide what little first aid they can at least until you can get proper treatment. But they are all astonished by the amount of damage that was done to you.
"Holy... Coby have you seen anything like this?"

"N-No. I mean when the Vice-Admiral hits us it's not with killing intent. But this looks like it dealt lasting damage."

"COBY!"

"S-Sorry Mary-san! But it's really impressive how you could handle it Silver-san! You're pretty tough, that much became evident with how you could dispatch us. You're almost as amazing as Luffy-san!"

Just for that the pink guy earned himself a spot on your list of people whose colon you'll rearrange into their throat. But right now you're too occupied by not dying to care. After Stitches arrives on the scene you feel relieved as now you're in good hands. She begins treating you but for some reason the three stooges don't leave you alone. You look at them perplexed about this.
"Why are you guys friendly?"

"H-Huh? Us? W-Well hahaha! You're Marys friend are you not? It's either me talking about Luffy-san or she talking about you. So I assumed you're important to her! And I would like to help the friend of my friends any way I could. I think that's part of our job as marines! Don't you think?"
Who is this guy?

"Coby that's enough! Just because I speak of him with the same enthusiasm as you do about Straw Hat doesn't mean they are equal. I'm not obsessed with some stranger. He's my brother."

"Sorry sorry I didn't mean to insult you. Anyway Silver I'm glad Luffy-san found himself a friend like you!"
This guy really doesn't get it.
"So are you like rivals or something? Do you want to be Pirate King as well?"
Okay maybe he kinda gets it.
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He's also very chatty. He tells you how he was the cabin boy of some small pirate crew and how his friend Helmeppo was the spoiled son of a corrupt marine who Luffy beat. Now all three of them are training under Garp to become great marines in the future. In the meantime Stitches finished up fixing your skull. She pat your head when she was done which made you wince. She reeled back, realizing she made you feel pain. So she leaned in and kissed your booboo to make it go away.

You give her a warm smile.
"Thanks! I feel much better already!"

Mary did not like that. She stood up and turned her back to you.
"Coby. Helmeppo. Let's go."

"W-Wait Mary-san! What are you doing? We just got here! Don't you want to-"
She did not like it one bit. It finally hit her. She has never seen Silver smile like that before. Not once. But why? Why these random people? Why is it that she, his sister never got to see him smile?
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And that is it. Marines are done. Water 7 is done!
Tune in next time when we reveal the new and improved Dauntless and set sails once more!
I don't know when that will be. I'll post a little story tomorrow and maybe updoot one or two entries in the pastebin
But I think I'll go on a little break after that. No longer than 1 week though
If the thread dies in that time I'll post the next date on Twitter
Have a good night everyone and thanks for playing!
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>>4684235
I want to hit Mary in the head with a brick. Then maybe she'd start to have a working brain. Everyone makes fun of Silver for being a smoothbrain but her think-jelly is doing gymnastics that would put Olympians to shame.

On the other hand Dauntless-ier Dauntless has the hype train going full steam. Woo yeah baby better ship time.
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>>4684235
Good run today Spook
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>>4684230
Mary is a real weirdo with even stranger parents that let her hang out in an island with slavers
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>>4684235
Have a good one Spooky
>>4684244
I bet something on that island turned everyone on it retarded
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>>4684260
>I bet something on that island turned everyone on it retarded
Toxic vegetables. That's what my gut tells me.
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>>4684235
Night Spooks, real good shit today, I'd be lying if I didn't hope we'd keep going... Also my god, the two of them are actually somewhat similar in some bits arn't they?
Silver: GET AWAY!... fine
Mary: COME HERE!...ok, done

>>4684244
Yes it does seem to run in the "family" and yes she is utterly delusional entirely incapable of realizing that we are happy now and weren't back then, it's a shame the first chance at an actual conversation was cut so short tho... I was looking forwards to something even if I don't quite know what.

Aaaaaand we have just given the Marines every reason, excuse and funding request to put together a "Fuck Silver in particular" taskforce", good times ahead for sure.
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>>4684269
Maybe next time we see Mary we can get into a fistfight over what we believe in. That works 99.97% of the time, right?

>a "fuck silver taskforce"
>salivating mary noises
That means even more marines coming to us so we don't have to waste time finding them to get free loot. Hell yes.
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>>4684276
No... No that only works when only one of them is retarded and, I'm sorry to say, but sometimes I'm impressed that both Silver and Mary can tie their own shoes.

I will say tho, I will say.
It was kind of sweet that her first move was to give us a hug.
It's a fucked, messed up relationship that is definitely damaging for both parties.
In other words: Interesting and prone to character growth both positive and certainly negative
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>>4684235
Thanks for the run. I guess the only away to silver survive now, is learning Marcus secret move.
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>>4684269
Yea I was hoping for a conversation, even if it was brief. Maybe next time.

I am curious about what exactly Eliza did to get Garp of all people to take his job seriously. I almost thought we'd be able to get along with him.
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>>4684296
Well, going from Garps description it sounds to me like she did actual piracy rather then just one piece piratecy.
but yea, it was probably all the wanton murder, destruction, theft and generally being an insane pirate gallivanting around the grand line rather then being a fighting boat hobo who likes skull flags and digging up treasure.
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>>4684235
Wait Spook, why did Garp let us go? I didn't really understand his reason.
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>>4684309
Because Garp is just as much of a hypocrite as most of the marines.
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>>4684309
He mentioned that if he took us in and/or killed us, he'd need to do the same with his grandson.
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>>4684309
He doesn't want to call attention to anything in the vicinity of Luffy
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>>4684328
But why ? doesn't he leave Luffy alone most of the time
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>>4684335
If Garp took us in then he would have to do the same to Luffy out of principle. That and Luffy might try to stop him.
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>>4684350
Strange that he would let his grandson stop him from turning in someone that in his perspective is a crazy murderer.
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>>4684359
the reason is that the quest would be over if garp skullfucked us right now, numbnuts
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>>4684359
I think he kind of changed his mind about silver after the last dialogue.
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>>4684371
Fair enough, though I would have been fine with an impel down arc.
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>>4684378
Eh I’m certain we will get to Impel Down soon enough. Honestly its one of the few arcs I actually want us to fuck around in.
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>>4684378
The night is young and the ocean is vast comrade. Opportunities may yet arise for a prison break arc.
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If we meet Garp again, it would be pretty satisfying if we point out that it's because of people like the Marines and their slavery that monsters like is exist
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>>4684555
I don't know if we should get into the mindset of being a "monster" just yet. So far we haven't done anything particularly heinous and it may happen, it might wont or I'm wrong and it already did. But that kind of thinking has a tendency to lead towards "Oh we'l do X because we're a monster" rather then acting like Silver, you know? Especially since we haven't even reached Sabaody yet.

And while I'd be fine with Impel Down, there's a lot shit in Silver to explore in a setting like that, personally?
While everyone is off doing the Whitebeard Waltz I'd rather go Tiger Fishing with Jaws and the crew.
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>>4684555
But this just would make sense if we are a celestial dragon slave, silver slavery is near unrelated to the marine. And I don't really see how silver is supposed to be a monster.
>>4685052
We are going to have two years(timeskip) free to have adventures before canon starter again, so I don't see the problem in going for impel down.
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>>4685096
Or if we had experience with Celestial Dragon slavery, *cough* Murray *cough* or simply witnessed it, I have some trouble imagining Silver being alright with that particular institution... Yea, shit will hit the fan bad in Sabaody even if nobody else did anything, just because we who we are.

We are a monster, and we're not. But take a look at us from the detached and information starved marine perspective:

The disciple of one of the worst people out there.
High bodycount, especially marines.
Utterly unpredictable (we've left our Log route twice now, once for the treasure ship and again for Water 7)
Destroyed Enies Lobby for... Reasons?
Entirely remorseless and utterly uncaring about the destruction caused
Doesn't even know when to back down, told Motherfucking Garp to fuck off for badmouthing a mass murderer.

Looking at it like that, how would you; A marine or government official describe Silver?
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>>4685105
>A marine or government official describe Silver?
An idiot with no sense of self-preservation.
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>>4685105
I agreed with the first point about the celestial dragon, but about the marine point of view:
>The disciple of one of the worst people out there.
Agree
>High bodycount, especially marines.
Realistically every pirate with a high bounty should have a high marine body count, even the strawhats but for some reason both zoro swords and luffy Punch's poses anti death property. When give the choice to spare marines he did that every time.
>Utterly unpredictable (we've left our Log route twice now, once for the treasure ship and again for Water 7)
>Destroyed Enies Lobby for... Reasons?
I really doubt we are the only pirates to left the log route, and there is a bunch of possible rational explanations for why silver would attack denies lobby.
>Entirely remorseless and utterly uncaring about the destruction caused
Agree
>Doesn't even know when to back down, told Motherfucking Garp to fuck off for badmouthing a mass murderer.
Well there is the entire context, he didn't back off because Elisa is basically his mother figure, a bunch of people end up really braves when is family related.
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Let us go back in time a few years before our story began.

In a quiet little house a mother was helping her daughter getting dressed.
"There. One arm done, now the other. And poof! Your head goes through this hole! See? It wasn't that hard now was it?"

"Hnnnnnnnng."

"Awww no need to pout like that. You're doing very well! Now let's put on your shoes!"
After little Mary was dressed her mother helped the girl brush her hair and get ready for the day.
"There. Easy peasy!"

"Mooom. When can I dress alone?"

That line both filled her mom with pride and pain. Her daughter definitely has her mothers will. She already wants to do things alone. But it pains her mothers heart that she simply can't let her do that yet. It's still too soon. So even if she has to come across as rude or controlling she must be strict with her for a little while longer.
"Not yet! But you're a strong little girl! You just have to keep doing your best and soon you can do anything alone!"

Mary nodded.
"Can I go play now?"

"Sure. Sure you can! Just be careful okay?"

"Yeay I'm coming little boy!"

And she was off. After it she vacated the premises and the coast was clear her mother sighed and turned to her husband who's currently drinking his morning coffee and minding his own business.
"This can't go on."

"What? She's healthy. She's getting better. By the time we have to go back on duty she'll be able to take care of herself."

"That's not what I'm talking about. It's the boy-"

"Oh for gods sake not again!"

"Do you know what she said last night? She asked me "Why little brother can't sleep with us". She's starting to see him as a brother!"

"It's only natural. They are the only two kids on this god forsaken island. Obviously they were going to bond. What do you expect me to do? Tell her to not visit the only thing she's happy to play with?"

"One! The only ONE to play with! You're starting to sound like those bastards out there! Is it easier to not think of him like a person? That's a KID out there you heartless bastard! Not some dog on a chain! He's a SLAVE!"

Mr Killgrew felt his gut sink. She was right. He did grow desensitized to it. And if nothing else it did make him feel like one of those fucking Celestial Dragons or the ones enabling them.
"Okay... I'll try talking some sense into the mayor."
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After finishing breakfast Mr Killgrew sought an audience with the mayor, which was not an easy thing to do given his "busy schedule" filled with debauchery. But he still has some pull with them considering their circumstances. The secretary led the marine inside and had him sit down.
"Thank you for having me mayor. I really appreciate it."

"Nonsense. We always have time for concerned citizens. Please Mr Killgrew. Tell us what ails you."

"It's about the boy."

"The what now?"

"The child. You know the one. We've been pretty ambivalent about this but things have been getting out of hand. Thus I'd like to ask that stop treating him like a slave. And if you don't my wife and I will keep writing letter after letter to Navy HQ until someone notices that you've been clearly violating the slavery abolishment act!"

"Sigh. Oh please. Nobody actually takes that law seriously. It's just to keep the masses appeased. But very well. We shall acquiesce. Even if we just bought a new guard dog and were eager to see what it would do."

"I'm sorry what?"

"You heard us correctly."
The mayor leaned over and called in his assistant.
"Secretary. Please write a formal letter to Navy HQ about collecting our debt."

"W-What?"

"Now now, you should've seen that coming. We were very forgiving with you. We allowed you to keep your child on the island, despite nobody really liking the idea. By the way how is she? Heard she's not drooling anymore. You must be so proud. Anyway I'm writing a formal request for your superiors to garnish your wages to pay your debt. How much did her surgery cost? How many millions? One hundred? Two? We hope you're not too attached to eating for the next couple of years."

"Y-You can't do this! We had a DEAL! I got you government support to set up your island in exchange for Marys surgery!"

"Yes. But where is the proof of that? By your own admission it wasn't by the book. So I doubt you kept records of it. But we still have the bill. So which one do you prefer? Your own well being or some stupid animals?"

"That, that won't be necessary. I understand. Please forget I said anything. Have a good day."

"You too Mister Killgrew! You too!"

The situation was hopeless. How was he going to tell his wife? How was he going to tell Mary? No. She can not know. The little girl couldn't take it. They will just have to keep quiet about things. Better him than his family.
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Due to popular demand I'll also allow you a lengthier meeting with Mary before departure
I did not have a clue about how popular a topic she'd become. Sorry
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>>4685123
Well I wanted to hit her in the head anyway.

And armed with this new omake I am convinced this will absolutely make things better. Now however I think it'll take a cannonball instead of a brick.

Either bring back her mouth breathing or fix her mush-mean-soup in her skull. Probably a 70-30 chance. Odds I'm willing to take.
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>>4685123
>giant discussion before that session about people hating Mary the person but loving Mary the character
>Wait, people are interested!?

Heheh. Also yay reasonable reasons, now we know something but something, and if Silver ever learns of it then its just goings to reinforce the whole notion of "Violence is a good solution" and how society is a trap

>>4685131
Cannonballs have a remarkably bad track record in OP, Might I recommend a blunted version of those giant iron cannon-spears that Hina and her ships use?
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>>4685123
Glad you went and wrote some stuff for Mary and her family. Even if they didn't end up doing much I'm happy they at least tried.

Should be good to get a conversation in. Maybe she'll see where we're coming from with how we feel about her.
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>>4685135
She won't, I'm damn near certain that she won't. You can't just turn someones entire worldview on its head like that.

But yea, something would be nice... Mary is basically half of our backstory wrapped up in a person and upon meeting her we had more of a conversation with Coby, someone we have absolutely no connection to what so ever.
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>>4685142
pretty sure she is already starting to realise that her happy memories of Silver might not be as happy for him
>She did not like it one bit. It finally hit her. She has never seen Silver smile like that before. Not once. But why? Why these random people? Why is it that she, his sister never got to see him smile?
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>>4685142
Well, it makes sense.
Mary is tied to a lot of bad memories for silver.

He's avoiding his past by avoiding her.
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I wonder if silver backstory from before getting stuck in the island is even going to be relevant.
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>>4685171
I wouldn't think so. That's kind of his appeal really. He's "nobody." No grand parentage, no hidden destiny, no secrets. He's just a kid who had the misfortune of being born/sold/stolen into a system of slavery.
He's not concerned with his past so long as he can avoid it, like >>4685167 has pointed out.
All he wants is to have an adventure (and cause ungodly amounts of mayhem), see his savior and show her all he managed to accomplish thanks to her lessons, and get a name of his own separate from anyone else's.
He's basically a less murder happy Caim to Eilza's Angelus.
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>>4685167
Oh yea it definitely makes sense, but it would be something of a wasted opportunity, hear me out here.
We just escalated everything, we put our name on every list out there and made damn sure that Sengoku is going to get rid of us... Or at least give it a try.

We know, or at least can imagine, what that means for us but lets take Mary into consideration: is Garp going to continue as normal or is it gonna be no more Mr.Nice Garp because shits getting real and I don't think he'd want his three students to die because he didn't prepare them for what's coming.
Is he going to try and convince her that we are who he sees? Look, this is the person your brother idolates, this is his role model. This is what she is done. Read it, read all of it. This is what he is going to become. He could even give her the reports from Lucci and the Spandam recording to (possibly literally) hammer the point in. Send her to the hospital to interview Lacroix and Onigumo about the man who hospitalized them. All in order to show her that we must die and if Garp cannot, or is getting to old for it, then someone else will has to. Not only would this give us an insight into how the world sees Silver, but could also serve as to introduce/hype new characters and flesh out an antagonist. Because she is the closest thing we have to an actual antagonist.
How will that affect her, will she buy into it? Try and figure shit out on her own or decide that its all this "Eliza" figures fault and if she brings her down everything will somehow solve itself?

But if we don't establish a little more of a baseline in their relation then we can't see if and how things changes.
Right now we are at a defining moment in the story of Silver, let's take advantage of it, and I think leaving things would be a real waste of a golden opportunity.
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I hope you are happy now! I started rereading from entering grand line, and I made this so you too can suffer.
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>>4686547
>that filename
Well I hope you're happy because you successfully crippled my sides in revenge!
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>>4686564
That does bring a smile to my face. Also if I had any talent for beyond crop and drop, that kid would have a bulge and an ouch shirt. I mean look at that stride.
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>>4686575
No anon. You are the gigachads
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>>4686575
Curse you anon for making me do this.
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>>4686628
M-MY KNEES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
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>>4686628
sometimes i worry about what meme culture has done to my brain, It was only when I noticed the original can was tomatoes I realised I read bonanza as beans 3 times. Followed by being unable to not see the kid as a chad. Like how will I ever re-enter normal society when every thing gets flittered through stupid memes and I can't help but turn my nose up and internally cringe at "normie" and "facbook memes"
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>>4686738
You are among frens here
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>>4686750
>ISS and Mars niggas be like
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Is anyone else having trouble with the social link Pastebin? It's coming up as Forbidden for some reason.
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>>4687452
Pastebin was a jew and forced me to set it private
It's in a google doc now
Ctrl+f to search for it
Would post the link but on phone now
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>>4687460
I'm quite curious as to what set them off. From what I remember there wasn't anything that bad in there. Not like it had nigger every other sentence.
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>>4687891
My bet is maybe violence?
It happened after anon pointed out an error in the CP9 entry. Where if people looked too deep into the happenings they'd get a bullet to the head.
After I edited that line Pastebin REEEE'd
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So got some good news. From a certain point of view.
So I was going to have a longer 3 day weekend and planned on running twice. But now it looks like that's only going to be one. Because I'll be getting my baccine the weekend.
Still don't have a concrete date or time. I'll post a schedule once I know more
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>>4688910
nice knowing you spooky
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>>4688910
at least you cant get more autistic. right?
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>>4688982
Doubtful. Unless it can turn me mexican
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>>4689119
Excuse fucking me?
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>>4689143
Mexicans, the people of Mexico.
A former colony of Spain located to the south of the USA, renowned for their funny hats and violent criminals.
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>>4689159
Yes thank you, I did not actually state the picture in my confusion.
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>>4689143
kek
you need to visit OPG more often
It's a treasure trove of shitposts. If you're willing to waddle through an endless stream of waifufags, powerlevelfags, fagfags and characterfags
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>>4689195
>>4689143
>>4689189
Though upon taking a look at it myself you MIIIIIGHT want to avoid that place for a while now
Looks like Oda did an oopsie and anons are in full meltdown
Including yours truly
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>>4689248
Did Shjin get fucked again? Good, Stupid cook.
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>>4689250
This time I WISH he was. Fuck. If the spoilers are to be believed, and they usually are-
Then fuck mothering Oden is back. That piece of shit
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>>4689253
LOL
ODA YA SON OF A BITCH. I'M IN
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>>4689253
>man too angry to boil
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>>4689253
i was avoiding spoilers, just because i like to enjoy the chapters as they come out, but god dammit spooky if that info turns out to be legit, i will put on a ninja headband and personally cuck oda.
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>>4689248
The odenwank will never stop, just wait when he joins the fucking strawhats for even more damn wank
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>>4689253
>spoiler
What why?! that just cheapens every thing that's happened in the arc and lead up. Why won't Oda let anyone die, now even tragic backstory and motivation deaths aren't even permanent any more. Well looking forward to Tashigi actually being Zoro's childhood friend with amnesia and Roger waiting at Raftel because one piece is a cloning machine.
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>>4690212
>finally make it to the one piece
>half your friends are on some island relaxing forever with margarittas
>the other half are simple caricatures of their former selves
>just as you're about to witness the truth Roger drops down and hits you on the back of the head knocking you unconscious
>your eyes slowly open "Hey you, you're finally awake."
It is inevitable.
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>>4689670
It's probably just a drawing and not real one
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Okay got some confirmations finally. I can go get my shot on the 16th in the morning. So no conflict with the weekend. Hurray!
So I guess that means I can run on Saturday after all. Same time as usual, 15:00 GMT
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>>4690731
Hurray! We'll get to see the new Dauntless
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sunuvabitch the spoiler wasnt lying. im so fucking mad. also wtf Queen?
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>>4691582
wut?
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>>4691582
here's to hope that it's just a painting or some other trick.
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>>4693124
>>4693124
New thread!



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