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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part (...) 02/24/21(Wed)09:58:04 No.4667909

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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part 21 Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)09:58:04 No.4667909 Archived

OH SHIT NIGGA, you are QUATTRO DEL PETTO. Skeletal Son of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. You serve your sister, SHOTASNIFFER, The Eldest Sister and the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC.

Due to a series of shenanigans and misunderstandings, your sister was invited to a gathering of heroes. But your traitorous aunt, MURDERBONES, attacked the gala and tried to destroy you and your siblings alongside the heroes! Your siblings stopped her initial plans but now she has personally came to do combat. And worse of all, she insulted your taste in music!

Anonymous (ID: LwBj8y8R)
02/24/21(Wed)10:08:32 No.4667917

Anonymous (ID: LwBj8y8R) 02/24/21(Wed)10:08:32 No.4667917

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4667909
Call her an old elephant foot looking bitch, bet she can't come up with a better insult than that

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/24/21(Wed)10:10:10 No.4667918

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/24/21(Wed)10:10:10 No.4667918

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4667909
SHOW YOUR COOL MOJO

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/24/21(Wed)10:17:37 No.4667925

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)10:17:37 No.4667925

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>>4667917
"Damn, kid. Take a chill pill"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/24/21(Wed)10:18:47 No.4667926

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/24/21(Wed)10:18:47 No.4667926

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4667925
>telling the king of chill to take a chill pill
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/24/21(Wed)10:23:02 No.4667929

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/24/21(Wed)10:23:02 No.4667929

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4667925
>>4667926

Anonymous (ID: LwBj8y8R)
02/24/21(Wed)10:23:32 No.4667930

Anonymous (ID: LwBj8y8R) 02/24/21(Wed)10:23:32 No.4667930

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4667925
Unleash a kamehameha at that bitch

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/24/21(Wed)10:28:47 No.4667934

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)10:28:47 No.4667934

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Rolled 1108 (1d1200)

>>4667926
>>4667929
>>4667930
ROLL 2d1000

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/24/21(Wed)10:29:46 No.4667935

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/24/21(Wed)10:29:46 No.4667935

Rolled 451, 50 = 501 (2d1000)

>>4667934
nice autoloss

Anonymous (ID: dnKavL1c)
02/24/21(Wed)10:35:54 No.4667939

Anonymous (ID: dnKavL1c) 02/24/21(Wed)10:35:54 No.4667939

Rolled 455 (1d1200)

>>4667934

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/24/21(Wed)10:38:47 No.4667941

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)10:38:47 No.4667941

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>>4667935
>>4667939
"Talk to the hand"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/24/21(Wed)10:43:46 No.4667945

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/24/21(Wed)10:43:46 No.4667945

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4667941
Combine your drunken kung fu style with your rage of the sunglasses and charge!

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/24/21(Wed)10:52:57 No.4667953

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)10:52:57 No.4667953

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Rolled 27 (1d1200)

>>4667945
ROLL 2d1000

You have a +100 bonus

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/24/21(Wed)10:54:20 No.4667954

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/24/21(Wed)10:54:20 No.4667954

Rolled 224, 79 = 303 (2d1000)

>>4667953
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/24/21(Wed)10:55:10 No.4667956

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/24/21(Wed)10:55:10 No.4667956

Rolled 208, 372 = 580 (2d1000)

>>4667953
due to the result being too cool for Quattro, budget cuts have been made to this scene

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/24/21(Wed)11:04:55 No.4667966

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)11:04:55 No.4667966

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>>4667954

Anonymous (ID: AklhOG9o)
02/24/21(Wed)11:11:28 No.4667969

Anonymous (ID: AklhOG9o) 02/24/21(Wed)11:11:28 No.4667969

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4667966
Now slam that fucker to the ground

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/24/21(Wed)11:21:13 No.4667972

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)11:21:13 No.4667972

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Rolled 950 (1d1200)

>>4667969
ROLL 2d1000

Anonymous (ID: AklhOG9o)
02/24/21(Wed)11:29:24 No.4667975

Anonymous (ID: AklhOG9o) 02/24/21(Wed)11:29:24 No.4667975

Rolled 898, 177 = 1075 (2d1000)

>>4667972

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/24/21(Wed)11:32:04 No.4667978

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/24/21(Wed)11:32:04 No.4667978

Rolled 486, 462 = 948 (2d1000)

>>4667972

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/24/21(Wed)11:38:46 No.4667980

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)11:38:46 No.4667980

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>>4667975
OH SHIT

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/24/21(Wed)11:45:39 No.4667982

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/24/21(Wed)11:45:39 No.4667982

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4667980
Well he's still in high spirits

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/24/21(Wed)11:51:43 No.4667987

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)11:51:43 No.4667987

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Rolled 44 (1d1200)

>>4667982
ROLL 2d1000 FOR A COUNTER

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/24/21(Wed)12:10:48 No.4668015

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/24/21(Wed)12:10:48 No.4668015

Rolled 344, 329 = 673 (2d1000)

>>4667987

Anonymous (ID: AklhOG9o)
02/24/21(Wed)12:11:28 No.4668017

Anonymous (ID: AklhOG9o) 02/24/21(Wed)12:11:28 No.4668017

Rolled 258, 922 = 1180 (2d1000)

>>4667987
Get fucked

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/24/21(Wed)12:14:07 No.4668021

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)12:14:07 No.4668021

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>>4668015

Anonymous (ID: VylAtowP)
02/24/21(Wed)12:22:18 No.4668027

Anonymous (ID: VylAtowP) 02/24/21(Wed)12:22:18 No.4668027

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4668021
Finish her off/make her admit Margaritaville is a masterpiece

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/24/21(Wed)12:22:51 No.4668028

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/24/21(Wed)12:22:51 No.4668028

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4668021
I feel a brainbuster coming

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/24/21(Wed)12:26:51 No.4668033

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/24/21(Wed)12:26:51 No.4668033

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>>4668028
QUATTRO MOVES IN FOR A BRAINBUSTER! CAN HE SUCCEED? FIND OUT...TOMORROW.

op go sleep now. see ya then

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
02/24/21(Wed)14:57:57 No.4668206

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 02/24/21(Wed)14:57:57 No.4668206

wake up in the morning
>"op go sleep now. see ya then"

close my eyes to sleep
>"NEW BREAD, UPDATE UP"

reeee

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/24/21(Wed)15:09:04 No.4668226

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/24/21(Wed)15:09:04 No.4668226

>>4668206
I feel you brother.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/25/21(Thu)09:50:34 No.4669437

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/25/21(Thu)09:50:34 No.4669437

It's a tomorrow, maybe

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/25/21(Thu)10:28:40 No.4669474

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/25/21(Thu)10:28:40 No.4669474

>>4669437
OP needs another 24 hour to...do stuff yeah.

Come back again later. Later.

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: FFrFTifi)
02/26/21(Fri)12:34:07 No.4670818

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: FFrFTifi) 02/26/21(Fri)12:34:07 No.4670818

>>4669474
THE PROMISED TIME HAS COME AND PASSED

Anonymous (ID: NgB7NcdP)
02/26/21(Fri)23:05:37 No.4671452

Anonymous (ID: NgB7NcdP) 02/26/21(Fri)23:05:37 No.4671452

>>4669474
Now it's time

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/26/21(Fri)23:47:24 No.4671528

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/26/21(Fri)23:47:24 No.4671528

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or is it

Anonymous (ID: NgB7NcdP)
02/26/21(Fri)23:50:03 No.4671534

Anonymous (ID: NgB7NcdP) 02/26/21(Fri)23:50:03 No.4671534

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4671528
Yes time for skeletons saving the day again

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/26/21(Fri)23:51:25 No.4671536

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/26/21(Fri)23:51:25 No.4671536

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4671528
What's Marian up to?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)00:05:34 No.4671552

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)00:05:34 No.4671552

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>>4671534
but they're 2spooky

Anonymous (ID: NgB7NcdP)
02/27/21(Sat)00:08:38 No.4671556

Anonymous (ID: NgB7NcdP) 02/27/21(Sat)00:08:38 No.4671556

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4671552
Spooky heroes to scare villains

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/27/21(Sat)00:10:44 No.4671560

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/27/21(Sat)00:10:44 No.4671560

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4671552
Spookier than you bitch

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)00:14:46 No.4671562

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)00:14:46 No.4671562

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>>4671560
pls no bulli

Anonymous (ID: NgB7NcdP)
02/27/21(Sat)00:16:02 No.4671563

Anonymous (ID: NgB7NcdP) 02/27/21(Sat)00:16:02 No.4671563

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4671562
Back to Quattro fighting Murderbones while nobody's watching

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)00:20:31 No.4671569

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)00:20:31 No.4671569

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>>4671563

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/27/21(Sat)00:24:40 No.4671574

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/27/21(Sat)00:24:40 No.4671574

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4671569
"Feels like there's something more important to pay attention to than this glider dogfight, but I can't put my finger on it... hmmm"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)00:28:27 No.4671580

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)00:28:27 No.4671580

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>>4671574
"Eh, if you can't remember it, it's probably not that important"

"Yeah I guess"

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
02/27/21(Sat)00:29:26 No.4671581

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 02/27/21(Sat)00:29:26 No.4671581

Rolled 5 (1d100)

lets see what shotasniffer is up to

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/27/21(Sat)00:29:48 No.4671583

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/27/21(Sat)00:29:48 No.4671583

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4671580
"So, How are your kids Carl?"

Anonymous (ID: NgB7NcdP)
02/27/21(Sat)00:30:14 No.4671585

Anonymous (ID: NgB7NcdP) 02/27/21(Sat)00:30:14 No.4671585

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4671580
More importantly, what the fuck is that thing playing music?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)00:33:46 No.4671588

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)00:33:46 No.4671588

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>>4671585
"YEah better go turn it off or something"

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/27/21(Sat)00:34:56 No.4671589

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/27/21(Sat)00:34:56 No.4671589

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4671588
What's CO up to at this very moment.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)00:38:09 No.4671596

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)00:38:09 No.4671596

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>>4671589
"Sure is nice staring at this screen, on this blimp"

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/27/21(Sat)00:39:07 No.4671597

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/27/21(Sat)00:39:07 No.4671597

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4671596
Did we get the okay to go home early?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)00:40:11 No.4671598

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)00:40:11 No.4671598

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4671596
Oh yeah we need to send Marian to calm down the moonbase

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/27/21(Sat)00:41:00 No.4671600

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/27/21(Sat)00:41:00 No.4671600

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4671596
It's archaeology videos isn't it

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)00:45:44 No.4671606

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)00:45:44 No.4671606

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>>4671598
"Where the hell is he anyway?"

Unbeknownst to the Chosen One, Marian is still trapped in the closet

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
02/27/21(Sat)00:46:42 No.4671608

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 02/27/21(Sat)00:46:42 No.4671608

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4671606
Use the find your brother app on your phone.

Anonymous (ID: raKKPJw4)
02/27/21(Sat)00:47:06 No.4671609

Anonymous (ID: raKKPJw4) 02/27/21(Sat)00:47:06 No.4671609

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4671606
Are there wire hangers in that closet?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)01:07:13 No.4671633

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)01:07:13 No.4671633

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4671609
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
02/27/21(Sat)01:07:46 No.4671636

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 02/27/21(Sat)01:07:46 No.4671636

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4671633

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
02/27/21(Sat)01:08:48 No.4671638

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 02/27/21(Sat)01:08:48 No.4671638

Rolled 12, 82 = 94 (2d100)

>>4671633
>>4671636
damn, should've been a 2d100

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)01:09:43 No.4671641

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)01:09:43 No.4671641

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>>4671636

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
02/27/21(Sat)01:10:21 No.4671643

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 02/27/21(Sat)01:10:21 No.4671643

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4671641
Construct something out of the wire hangars to get you out of the closet, Marian.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)01:11:52 No.4671646

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)01:11:52 No.4671646

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4671641
>>4671643
as long its not murder AI cause thats all what marian does recently

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)01:16:54 No.4671653

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)01:16:54 No.4671653

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4671643
Roll 2d100

+30 for the wire hangers due to Marian still having his hands tied

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
02/27/21(Sat)01:17:26 No.4671654

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 02/27/21(Sat)01:17:26 No.4671654

Rolled 93, 58 = 151 (2d100)

>>4671653
come on marian you useless fuck

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)01:17:41 No.4671655

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)01:17:41 No.4671655

Rolled 62, 96 = 158 (2d100)

>>4671653
at least these hangers don't remind him of clippy and ensue PTSD

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/27/21(Sat)01:18:45 No.4671657

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/27/21(Sat)01:18:45 No.4671657

Rolled 39, 53 = 92 (2d100)

>>4671653
What good have hands ever done anyway?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)01:29:10 No.4671667

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)01:29:10 No.4671667

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>>4671654

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
02/27/21(Sat)01:29:56 No.4671671

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 02/27/21(Sat)01:29:56 No.4671671

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4671667
Use your stand powers to help you with the rolls.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)01:30:52 No.4671674

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)01:30:52 No.4671674

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4671667
let's switch back to quattro, at least he tries

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/27/21(Sat)01:32:45 No.4671677

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/27/21(Sat)01:32:45 No.4671677

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4671667
Try harder

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)01:33:58 No.4671679

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)01:33:58 No.4671679

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>>4671671
Of course! Marian finally remembers he has luck stealing powers! Which allows him to steal the winning roll!

Took him this long to remember it tho.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)01:34:25 No.4671681

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)01:34:25 No.4671681

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4671679
do it

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)01:36:36 No.4671687

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)01:36:36 No.4671687

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4671679
I bet if people actually took it seriously and had a someone open his stat window to recall what actually characters can do we would have succeed more often
but where is fun in that?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)01:46:32 No.4671693

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)01:46:32 No.4671693

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4671681
Roll 2d100

If Wire Hanger has better roll, Marian takes the roll and the ability will be on cooldown. If Marian has the higher roll then the power won't be used and will be saved for later.

Anonymous (ID: ksc7tzpG)
02/27/21(Sat)01:47:46 No.4671695

Anonymous (ID: ksc7tzpG) 02/27/21(Sat)01:47:46 No.4671695

Rolled 66, 17 = 83 (2d100)

>>4671693
SKELETON... IN CLOSET?

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)01:48:54 No.4671696

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)01:48:54 No.4671696

Rolled 90, 73 = 163 (2d100)

>>4671693
would be really fun to fail this one honestly

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)01:58:02 No.4671704

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)01:58:02 No.4671704

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>>4671696
Congrats, Marian managed to escape the closet using a bunch of wire hangers as an impromptu unlocking device

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)01:59:08 No.4671706

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)01:59:08 No.4671706

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4671704
Quick, Marian, do something actually useful for the plot until you lose revelance

Anonymous (ID: ksc7tzpG)
02/27/21(Sat)01:59:15 No.4671707

Anonymous (ID: ksc7tzpG) 02/27/21(Sat)01:59:15 No.4671707

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4671704
"Hey ho, daddy-o!"

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/27/21(Sat)01:59:17 No.4671708

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/27/21(Sat)01:59:17 No.4671708

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4671704
"Hello Chosen One."

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)02:03:46 No.4671711

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>>4671707
"Marian! What were you doling in the closet? I know we like to joke about you being gay but this is ridiculous"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)02:04:29 No.4671712

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)02:04:29 No.4671712

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4671711
Marian's thoughts: "Wait, those were jokes?"

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/27/21(Sat)02:05:08 No.4671714

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/27/21(Sat)02:05:08 No.4671714

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4671711
"Jokes?"

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/27/21(Sat)02:05:14 No.4671716

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/27/21(Sat)02:05:14 No.4671716

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4671711
"YOU'RE gay"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)02:09:32 No.4671722

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)02:09:32 No.4671722

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4671711
actually explain why word to word

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)02:18:34 No.4671734

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)02:18:34 No.4671734

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>>4671716
"Hahaha. That's the Marian I know"

[studio audience laughter]

[very loud sax music plays]

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)02:20:05 No.4671735

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)02:20:05 No.4671735

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4671734
anyway, need you to give a speech to the currently warring moonbase...over bread

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)02:20:13 No.4671736

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)02:20:13 No.4671736

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4671734
do a song bit
you know the one

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)02:26:25 No.4671738

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>>4671736
THIS POST is no longer available due to a copyright claim

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)02:27:25 No.4671739

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)02:27:25 No.4671739

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4671738
fuck
everytime

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)02:27:47 No.4671740

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)02:27:47 No.4671740

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4671738
>>4671735

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)02:41:05 No.4671749

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)02:41:05 No.4671749

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>>4671740
"I'm sorry. What?"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)02:41:32 No.4671750

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)02:41:32 No.4671750

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4671749
CRUST OR NO CRUST

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)02:45:06 No.4671755

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>>4671750
"the fuck happened when i was trapped in the closet"

"Well, it is exactly how I said it. Our moonbase is currently embroiled in a civil war over what type of bread is better"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)02:45:55 No.4671756

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)02:45:55 No.4671756

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4671755
This is fucking stupid
Everyone knows plain bread is best

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
02/27/21(Sat)02:46:17 No.4671757

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 02/27/21(Sat)02:46:17 No.4671757

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4671755
If I don't get shotasniffer on screen in the next 900 posts i'm going to write a very stern letter to the creator of this show

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)02:46:45 No.4671758

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)02:46:45 No.4671758

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4671755
FRENCH BREAD SUPERIOR

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
02/27/21(Sat)02:47:39 No.4671759

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 02/27/21(Sat)02:47:39 No.4671759

>>4671758
don't be an idiot, sour dough is #1

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)02:48:52 No.4671762

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)02:48:52 No.4671762

>>4671757
too bad season 21 is the Quattro and Marian show

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)02:58:58 No.4671769

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>>4671758
"See, now they're hijacking our comms to yell out propaganda. Imma need you to get up there and put a stop to it"

"but, why me?"

"Because I believe in you, brother. You were a company president once. You know how to deal with people"

"Really? T-that means alot"

"also you're the only one available right now"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)03:04:57 No.4671775

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)03:04:57 No.4671775

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4671769
besides everyone knows you're the expect on bread, not like that's a secret

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)03:06:38 No.4671777

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)03:06:38 No.4671777

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4671769
fine geez
tough dough marian made off

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
02/27/21(Sat)03:07:30 No.4671778

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 02/27/21(Sat)03:07:30 No.4671778

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4671769
Like an experianced boss, he calls some one else in to do the work for him.

Anonymous (ID: ksc7tzpG)
02/27/21(Sat)03:07:50 No.4671780

Anonymous (ID: ksc7tzpG) 02/27/21(Sat)03:07:50 No.4671780

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4671769
"Right. Chosen One, you're fired. Now, you're being hired as Vice President, Hired One." Proceed to trickle down our workload onto his shoulders. But also take charge of this so we get the credit.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)03:08:10 No.4671781

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>>4671777
And so Marian teleports to the Moon.

Anonymous (ID: ksc7tzpG)
02/27/21(Sat)03:08:54 No.4671782

Anonymous (ID: ksc7tzpG) 02/27/21(Sat)03:08:54 No.4671782

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4671781
"WOWEE!"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)03:09:13 No.4671783

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)03:09:13 No.4671783

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4671781
right in a middle of breadfight

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)03:13:26 No.4671784

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)03:13:26 No.4671784

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>>4671783

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)03:14:26 No.4671787

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)03:14:26 No.4671787

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4671784
Be a voice of reason, Marian.
Chosen one believes in you for once.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)03:19:05 No.4671790

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)03:19:05 No.4671790

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Rolled 582 (1d1000)

>>4671787
Roll 2d1000 to be a voice of reason

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)03:23:00 No.4671791

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)03:23:00 No.4671791

Rolled 177, 911 = 1088 (2d1000)

>>4671790
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
02/27/21(Sat)03:25:32 No.4671792

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 02/27/21(Sat)03:25:32 No.4671792

Rolled 24, 134 = 158 (2d1000)

>>4671790
"sour dough is best"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)03:32:13 No.4671795

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)03:32:13 No.4671795

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>>4671791
"nice. He actually did it"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)03:33:18 No.4671796

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)03:33:18 No.4671796

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4671795
They proceed to make a Church Of The Holy Bread

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)03:35:34 No.4671797

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)03:35:34 No.4671797

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4671795
Marian just need to do not get too ambitious for his own good as usual.

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/27/21(Sat)03:36:38 No.4671798

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/27/21(Sat)03:36:38 No.4671798

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4671795
Meanwhile in a different part of the base, A frustrated skelly tries to launch his music career.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)03:39:32 No.4671800

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>>4671796

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/27/21(Sat)03:39:57 No.4671801

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/27/21(Sat)03:39:57 No.4671801

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4671800
"This could be a problem."

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)03:40:32 No.4671802

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)03:40:32 No.4671802

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4671800
Eh, at least it's not AI

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)03:42:53 No.4671804

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)03:42:53 No.4671804

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4671800
it'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)03:45:45 No.4671805

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)03:45:45 No.4671805

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>>4671801
"That's right, my brothers. We could even hold sermons on TV! And we can ask the people for donations to our wondrous doughy cause"

"yyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhh, this could definitely be a problem"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)03:47:10 No.4671807

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)03:47:10 No.4671807

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4671805
could be worse
could be cookies

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)03:47:43 No.4671808

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)03:47:43 No.4671808

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4671805
Oh no, he's becoming a televangelist!

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)03:54:11 No.4671810

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)03:54:11 No.4671810

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>>4671807
Yes.

And now, The Chosen One is contemplating how big of a problem Marian forming a cult would be. He also feels kinda awkward since he also started out pretending to be The Chosen One of the Skeleton Island God to oppose Shotasniffer back in Skeleton Island 1.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
02/27/21(Sat)03:58:22 No.4671811

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 02/27/21(Sat)03:58:22 No.4671811

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4671810
Keeps him out of AI at least.
Back to Quattro

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
02/27/21(Sat)03:59:28 No.4671812

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 02/27/21(Sat)03:59:28 No.4671812

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4671811
this

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)04:07:01 No.4671815

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)04:07:01 No.4671815

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>>4671811
OH NO KIDS! QUATTRO's ON HIS LAST LEGS! CAN HE TURN THE TIDE AND EMERGE VICTORIOUS?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SKELETON ISLAND 2: PART 21.

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)04:07:38 No.4671816

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)04:07:38 No.4671816

>>4671815
he'll be fine
thanks for bread

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/27/21(Sat)04:09:04 No.4671817

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/27/21(Sat)04:09:04 No.4671817

You know who we haven't seen in a while? Captain Ivanoff.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)04:12:41 No.4671819

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)04:12:41 No.4671819

>>4671817
Nigga we're on land

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)04:17:46 No.4671822

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)04:17:46 No.4671822

>>4671819
I think we need landships

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
02/27/21(Sat)04:22:46 No.4671826

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 02/27/21(Sat)04:22:46 No.4671826

>>4671819
So?

Anonymous (ID: VylAtowP)
02/27/21(Sat)14:42:28 No.4672335

Anonymous (ID: VylAtowP) 02/27/21(Sat)14:42:28 No.4672335

>>4671819
Is Ivanoff a pussy or no?

Anonymous (ID: H/oHeZKv)
02/27/21(Sat)14:55:52 No.4672353

Anonymous (ID: H/oHeZKv) 02/27/21(Sat)14:55:52 No.4672353

>>4671822
Why doesn't he pilot our airships?

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
02/27/21(Sat)14:56:40 No.4672356

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 02/27/21(Sat)14:56:40 No.4672356

>>4672353
afraid of heights

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/27/21(Sat)15:07:54 No.4672371

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/27/21(Sat)15:07:54 No.4672371

>>4672335
What are the criteria

>>4672353
He's busy commanding the USSR pirates already

Anonymous (ID: 6FhnokRe)
02/27/21(Sat)17:30:11 No.4672699

Anonymous (ID: 6FhnokRe) 02/27/21(Sat)17:30:11 No.4672699

>>4672371
when thread

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
02/27/21(Sat)19:23:59 No.4672897

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 02/27/21(Sat)19:23:59 No.4672897

>>4672699
Never

Anonymous (ID: ubKpnnbn)
02/28/21(Sun)08:50:01 No.4673669

Anonymous (ID: ubKpnnbn) 02/28/21(Sun)08:50:01 No.4673669

>>4672371
Why don't we have air pilots?

Anonymous (ID: ATO9Z4hE)
02/28/21(Sun)11:16:48 No.4673784

Anonymous (ID: ATO9Z4hE) 02/28/21(Sun)11:16:48 No.4673784

>>4672371
>What are the criteria
Not being stopped by pussy shit like dirt

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
02/28/21(Sun)13:26:53 No.4673968

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 02/28/21(Sun)13:26:53 No.4673968

>>4673669
We do. THey're just currently have nothing to do because most of the aircrafts/mechs blew up during the Robocalypse

>>4673784
>he thinks he can win against dirt

Anonymous (ID: 1zhTGTus)
02/28/21(Sun)19:15:31 No.4674543

Anonymous (ID: 1zhTGTus) 02/28/21(Sun)19:15:31 No.4674543

>>4673968
Also our main air pilot was thrown out of the blimp

Anonymous (ID: ATO9Z4hE)
03/01/21(Mon)17:26:17 No.4676008

Anonymous (ID: ATO9Z4hE) 03/01/21(Mon)17:26:17 No.4676008

>>4673968
Hell yeah I can, Imma go and punch dirt right now!

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/03/21(Wed)09:58:27 No.4678972

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/03/21(Wed)09:58:27 No.4678972

Its tiem.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/04/21(Thu)09:47:46 No.4680587

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/04/21(Thu)09:47:46 No.4680587

>>4673968
it's a me, quattro

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/04/21(Thu)10:10:50 No.4680607

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/04/21(Thu)10:10:50 No.4680607

Is it time?

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/04/21(Thu)11:37:45 No.4680737

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/04/21(Thu)11:37:45 No.4680737

Is Op dead, Is Op even real?

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/04/21(Thu)11:42:08 No.4680746

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/04/21(Thu)11:42:08 No.4680746

>>4680737
One is for sure
OP is round

Anonymous (ID: +J1F1tz2)
03/04/21(Thu)12:27:19 No.4680795

Anonymous (ID: +J1F1tz2) 03/04/21(Thu)12:27:19 No.4680795

>>4676008
Are ya winnin’, son?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)09:47:30 No.4681905

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)09:47:30 No.4681905

>>4671815
oh no what's his face has been beaten by happy flame

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)10:18:25 No.4681919

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)10:18:25 No.4681919

Is it finally time.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)11:03:20 No.4681962

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)11:03:20 No.4681962

an hour they said

Anonymous (ID: dnKavL1c)
03/05/21(Fri)11:13:29 No.4681975

Anonymous (ID: dnKavL1c) 03/05/21(Fri)11:13:29 No.4681975

>>4681962

The cake was a lie.

Anonymous (ID: q0Mdh+Vc)
03/05/21(Fri)11:27:44 No.4681992

Anonymous (ID: q0Mdh+Vc) 03/05/21(Fri)11:27:44 No.4681992

>>4681975
Nah OP just ate it

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)11:35:07 No.4682003

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>>4681992
Lies

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)11:37:33 No.4682012

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)11:37:33 No.4682012

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4682003
lies

Anonymous (ID: 58z/GRnd)
03/05/21(Fri)11:38:53 No.4682013

Anonymous (ID: 58z/GRnd) 03/05/21(Fri)11:38:53 No.4682013

>>4682003
How do you think you got so rotund?

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/05/21(Fri)11:41:23 No.4682015

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/05/21(Fri)11:41:23 No.4682015

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4682003
OP was actually sick from eating several raw pinecones

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)11:46:46 No.4682021

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)11:46:46 No.4682021

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>>4682015
>>4682012
>>4682013

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)11:47:43 No.4682022

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)11:47:43 No.4682022

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4682021
damn, back to quattro being quattro

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)11:50:26 No.4682024

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)11:50:26 No.4682024

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>>4682022
WHEN WE LAST LEFT QUATTRO, HE IS GETTING HIS ASS BEAT. CAN HE RECOVER

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)11:51:52 No.4682027

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)11:51:52 No.4682027

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4682024
continually receive insults from murderbones

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)11:55:38 No.4682028

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)11:55:38 No.4682028

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4682024
Maybe.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)12:00:42 No.4682031

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)12:00:42 No.4682031

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>>4682027
Oof, that's a hit

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)12:01:52 No.4682034

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)12:01:52 No.4682034

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4682031
the worst insult ever comes in
"alcohol fucking sucks"

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/05/21(Fri)12:08:24 No.4682041

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/05/21(Fri)12:08:24 No.4682041

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4682031
He dies

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)12:10:24 No.4682043

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)12:10:24 No.4682043

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>>4682034
Quattro has been sent into severe depression

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)12:12:08 No.4682046

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)12:12:08 No.4682046

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4682043
ok now where's the cool bomb

Anonymous (ID: 58z/GRnd)
03/05/21(Fri)12:14:49 No.4682048

Anonymous (ID: 58z/GRnd) 03/05/21(Fri)12:14:49 No.4682048

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4682043
Before he can fight the external foes, he must first combat his inner demons.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)12:28:38 No.4682059

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)12:28:38 No.4682059

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>>4682048

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)12:30:38 No.4682061

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)12:30:38 No.4682061

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4682059
Betty will never respect you.

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)12:30:45 No.4682062

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)12:30:45 No.4682062

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4682059
"Go away please."
"Okay."

Anonymous (ID: q0Mdh+Vc)
03/05/21(Fri)12:31:00 No.4682063

Anonymous (ID: q0Mdh+Vc) 03/05/21(Fri)12:31:00 No.4682063

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4682059
Drunken Fist it

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/05/21(Fri)12:31:52 No.4682065

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/05/21(Fri)12:31:52 No.4682065

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4682059
That is a terribly charismatic inner demon

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)12:36:18 No.4682072

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)12:36:18 No.4682072

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>>4682062
Quattro no! Don't listen to the demon!

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)12:37:45 No.4682073

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)12:37:45 No.4682073

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4682072
>>4682061

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/05/21(Fri)12:38:12 No.4682074

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/05/21(Fri)12:38:12 No.4682074

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4682072
What if it was a trick all along and the demon is the real Quattro

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)12:40:17 No.4682078

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)12:40:17 No.4682078

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>>4682073
Oop that did alotta damage

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)12:40:33 No.4682079

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)12:40:33 No.4682079

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4682072
"What before I leave can you give me cool demon powers?"
"Maybe what's your offer."

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)12:41:52 No.4682081

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)12:41:52 No.4682081

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4682078
Owie our feelings, Lets check on Luke.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)12:50:27 No.4682087

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)12:50:27 No.4682087

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>>4682081
Currently holding off the zombie tide from the clown dimension

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)12:51:32 No.4682090

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)12:51:32 No.4682090

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4682087
Wasn't there like only two people in the void when the clown got sent there?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)12:53:56 No.4682092

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)12:53:56 No.4682092

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4682087
>>4682090
Yes...with all the people the clown ate

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)13:00:20 No.4682095

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)13:00:20 No.4682095

>>4682090
Yeah what >>4682092 said

The people the clown ate bursted out of him and turned into zombos

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)13:04:58 No.4682096

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)13:04:58 No.4682096

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>>4682095
captcha ate my pic

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)13:06:50 No.4682097

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)13:06:50 No.4682097

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4682096
Neat, Lets get a quick rundown on what everyone else is currently doing.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)13:15:23 No.4682100

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)13:15:23 No.4682100

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>>4682097
Arright.

Luke: Holding off the zombos in one wing of the gala building. The rest of the Bone Kingdom: Standing outside said wing waiting for Luke to be done.

USSR personnel except for Chosen One: Getting briefed by Shotasniffer of what's going on

Chosen One: Up on the blimp monitoring what's happening

GSG personnel: Loitering

OP: stealing your wallet

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)13:17:27 No.4682103

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)13:17:27 No.4682103

>>4682100
You rascal.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)13:18:03 No.4682108

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)13:18:03 No.4682108

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4682100
To GSG personnel wondering what to do with the "bomb"

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/05/21(Fri)13:18:38 No.4682109

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/05/21(Fri)13:18:38 No.4682109

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4682100
I already emptied it out and put a comically large bomb in it for this exact situation haha

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)13:23:04 No.4682113

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)13:23:04 No.4682113

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>>4682109

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)13:26:01 No.4682116

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)13:26:01 No.4682116

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4682113
BOOM
>>4682108

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)13:38:30 No.4682133

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)13:38:30 No.4682133

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>>4682116
"Hmmmmm.....so what should we do with this thing then, mister President?"

"Disarm it, probably"

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)13:39:34 No.4682134

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)13:39:34 No.4682134

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4682133
"But how do we disarm it?"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)13:41:07 No.4682137

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)13:41:07 No.4682137

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4682133
Currently playing some sort of margarita music

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)13:44:20 No.4682139

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)13:44:20 No.4682139

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>>4682137
"It's also seems to be playing music"

"Perhaps we can switch it to an anime music channel"

"One thing at a time"

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/05/21(Fri)13:46:37 No.4682142

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/05/21(Fri)13:46:37 No.4682142

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4682139
"What if it starts playing really loud Scottish bagpipes"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)13:48:24 No.4682144

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)13:48:24 No.4682144

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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4682142
"Maybe we should disarm it quickly"

"Yeeeaaaah"

ROLL 2d100

+10 for them greens

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)13:48:48 No.4682145

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)13:48:48 No.4682145

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4682139
>>4682142

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)13:49:27 No.4682146

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)13:49:27 No.4682146

Rolled 78, 82 = 160 (2d100)

>>4682144
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)13:55:55 No.4682150

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)13:55:55 No.4682150

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>>4682146
The day is saved!

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)13:56:34 No.4682151

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)13:56:34 No.4682151

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4682150
Do a victory dance.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)13:57:08 No.4682152

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)13:57:08 No.4682152

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4682150
>saved
Wait wh-
"HOORAY"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)14:08:46 No.4682159

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)14:08:46 No.4682159

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>>4682151

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/05/21(Fri)14:09:13 No.4682160

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/05/21(Fri)14:09:13 No.4682160

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4682159
Faster

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/05/21(Fri)14:09:55 No.4682161

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/05/21(Fri)14:09:55 No.4682161

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4682159
"This is our future"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)14:12:04 No.4682162

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)14:12:04 No.4682162

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4682159
>>4682161
PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)14:17:52 No.4682163

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)14:17:52 No.4682163

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>>4682161

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)14:19:31 No.4682167

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)14:19:31 No.4682167

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4682163
Whats good ol Rasputin doing.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)14:20:27 No.4682169

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)14:20:27 No.4682169

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4682163
Ok now let's leave before the heroes find us-OH GOD NO PLEASE I'M SORRY

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)14:27:40 No.4682178

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)14:27:40 No.4682178

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>>4682167
"Y'know, Betty, maybe I should go out and help Quattro with Auntie Murderbones"

"No you don't. He can handle it himself. C'mon. Stay. If he can't fight his own battles then what good is he?"

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/05/21(Fri)14:30:51 No.4682183

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/05/21(Fri)14:30:51 No.4682183

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4682178
Betty, I will be honest, you are kind of a bitch

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)14:33:16 No.4682185

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)14:33:16 No.4682185

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4682178
>>4682183
At least I'm not Quattro

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/05/21(Fri)14:34:19 No.4682186

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/05/21(Fri)14:34:19 No.4682186

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4682178
"I just have a weird feeling he's saying uncle at this very moment"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)14:35:10 No.4682187

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)14:35:10 No.4682187

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>>4682183
"Whatcha gonna do about it, big bro? Are ya gonna punish me?"

"We're gonna have to work on that attitude of yours later"

"Ooooh~I can't wait"

".....Maybe that time fusing with Alt Betty left some residue. Gotta work on that"

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/05/21(Fri)14:36:46 No.4682188

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/05/21(Fri)14:36:46 No.4682188

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4682187
Don't get sassy now or that's a dunce corner for ya, the one with soft floor that Lilly played in when she was young
Either way, yo Quattro, ya need help?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)14:41:22 No.4682194

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)14:41:22 No.4682194

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>>4682188
"why am i here? life is meaningless. nothing matters"

"ah"

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/05/21(Fri)14:43:37 No.4682197

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/05/21(Fri)14:43:37 No.4682197

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4682194
Come man, you had this, and she insulted Margaritaville, you just gonna forgive that? In fact, hey aunt, what do you think about surfing when compared to skateboarding?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)14:44:35 No.4682200

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)14:44:35 No.4682200

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4682194
It's a code 10.

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/05/21(Fri)14:51:16 No.4682204

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/05/21(Fri)14:51:16 No.4682204

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4682194
They say lying down lets all the bad thoughts level out through your body and thus into your head

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)14:53:06 No.4682206

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)14:53:06 No.4682206

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>>4682197
"Not as rad!"

"See! She's insulting the Neo Pettanko Chillsaders' official pastime! You just gonna let her do that?"

"Maybe she's right."

"Damnit. He's turned from an angry drunk to a depressed one"

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/05/21(Fri)14:54:16 No.4682208

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/05/21(Fri)14:54:16 No.4682208

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4682206
Fuck it, might try to sober him up, come on Quattro, lets show her what family is all about!
>Use Quattro as a club

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)15:01:51 No.4682216

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)15:01:51 No.4682216

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>>4682208
"wait"
"what"

"TEAMWORK"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)15:03:28 No.4682222

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)15:03:28 No.4682222

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4682216
it instantly knocks both of them out
heroes cheer

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)15:03:42 No.4682223

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)15:03:42 No.4682223

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4682216
Meanwhile Luke encounters a zombie clown thing.

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
03/05/21(Fri)15:03:55 No.4682224

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 03/05/21(Fri)15:03:55 No.4682224

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4682216
QUATTRO REGAINS CONFIDENCE
IT'S TIME FOR A TEAM UP ATTACK BETWEEN QUATTRO AND RASPUTIN

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)15:08:02 No.4682235

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)15:08:02 No.4682235

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>>4682222
C'mon now anon, surely you would let Quattro do at least 1 cool thing or another before knocking him out?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)15:08:44 No.4682237

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)15:08:44 No.4682237

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4682235
being used as a club by Rasputin is pretty cool

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/05/21(Fri)15:09:32 No.4682240

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/05/21(Fri)15:09:32 No.4682240

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4682235
Its technically a defeating blow made by Quattro, isn't it buddy?

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)15:09:42 No.4682241

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)15:09:42 No.4682241

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4682235
No fuck Quattro lets get Lukes zombie adventure done and over with.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)15:16:57 No.4682247

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>>4682237
Yeah you're probably right

"HOORAY! THE VILLAIN IS DEFEATED!"

"Rasputin you did it! You're a big hero now!"

"Yeah....wait what"

"PRAISE THE USSR AND ITS HEROES EVERYONE!"

"SAVIORS OF THE CITY AND SUPERHEROES!"

"shit"

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)15:18:16 No.4682249

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)15:18:16 No.4682249

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4682247
Suddenly zombies.

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/05/21(Fri)15:19:03 No.4682250

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/05/21(Fri)15:19:03 No.4682250

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4682247
"So did we accidentally end up being heroes or do the people here have no idea what's going on and assume we're heroes"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)15:19:23 No.4682251

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)15:19:23 No.4682251

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4682247
>>4682249
"THE...ELECTION...WAS...STOLAAAARGH..."

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/05/21(Fri)15:20:07 No.4682253

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/05/21(Fri)15:20:07 No.4682253

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4682247
Pick up Quattro and high tail it outta there, say you have uhhh to do something important

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)15:20:26 No.4682255

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)15:20:26 No.4682255

>>4682250
a bit of both

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)15:21:21 No.4682258

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>>4682250
"It's pretty much both. Just play along, bro"

"I see, what about Shotasniffer?"

"I kinda feel like she's given up at this point"

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
03/05/21(Fri)15:23:37 No.4682260

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 03/05/21(Fri)15:23:37 No.4682260

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4682258
Let's regroup with the rest of the siblings, maybe we can still be villains.

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/05/21(Fri)15:24:08 No.4682261

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/05/21(Fri)15:24:08 No.4682261

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4682258
Smash cut to Shotasniffer not giving up at this point and consequently having a mental break

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)15:25:11 No.4682263

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)15:25:11 No.4682263

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4682258
>>4682260
Ah yes, regroup with the zombie slayers and bomb defusers to be a villain team

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)15:29:05 No.4682266

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>>4682263
Anyway

oh shit it's 3AM. OP gotta sleep now. Thread continues in like, 10 hours or something. toodles.

https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
03/05/21(Fri)15:31:16 No.4682269

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 03/05/21(Fri)15:31:16 No.4682269

>>4682266
>10 hours
how about earlier than that, OP

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/05/21(Fri)15:34:13 No.4682272

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/05/21(Fri)15:34:13 No.4682272

>>4682269
Best I can do is 9 and a half

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)15:35:06 No.4682273

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)15:35:06 No.4682273

>>4682266
>FUCK
Shotasniffer's mental state right now, really.

Anonymous (ID: 58z/GRnd)
03/05/21(Fri)15:39:09 No.4682279

Anonymous (ID: 58z/GRnd) 03/05/21(Fri)15:39:09 No.4682279

>>4682273
For each hour OP is gone shotasniffer's mental state grows increasingly more dire.

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/05/21(Fri)15:40:05 No.4682282

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/05/21(Fri)15:40:05 No.4682282

>>4682272
How about 9 and a quarter?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/05/21(Fri)17:19:11 No.4682352

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/05/21(Fri)17:19:11 No.4682352

>>4682187
>"Ooooh~I can't wait"
Betty, please

Anonymous (ID: UY/8kCHn)
03/06/21(Sat)01:30:45 No.4682981

Anonymous (ID: UY/8kCHn) 03/06/21(Sat)01:30:45 No.4682981

Is it something o'clock yet?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)01:38:49 No.4682986

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)01:38:49 No.4682986

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>>4682981

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)01:46:49 No.4683005

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)01:46:49 No.4683005

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4682986
time to regroup like >>4682263

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/06/21(Sat)01:48:53 No.4683009

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/06/21(Sat)01:48:53 No.4683009

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4682986
We ask if you're ready and you're all like "DON'T COME TO MY TOWN"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)01:52:14 No.4683015

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)01:52:14 No.4683015

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>>4683009

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)01:52:44 No.4683016

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)01:52:44 No.4683016

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4683015
>>4683005

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)02:05:15 No.4683039

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)02:05:15 No.4683039

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4683015
you seem red, OP

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)02:11:12 No.4683059

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)02:11:12 No.4683059

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>>4683016
yay

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)02:13:18 No.4683064

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)02:13:18 No.4683064

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4683059
so where's luke

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)02:20:01 No.4683076

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)02:20:01 No.4683076

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>>4683064
"Oh he's in the back, killing zombies"

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/06/21(Sat)02:20:42 No.4683078

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/06/21(Sat)02:20:42 No.4683078

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4683076
"We should probably help him."

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/06/21(Sat)02:23:14 No.4683080

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/06/21(Sat)02:23:14 No.4683080

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4683078
"He's probably handling it, probably"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)02:30:26 No.4683090

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)02:30:26 No.4683090

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>>4683078
>>4683080
"IT WAS ALL AN ANTIFA PSY-OP TO---"

"FUCK OFFFFFFF"

"He seems to be handling things fine"

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/06/21(Sat)02:32:37 No.4683091

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/06/21(Sat)02:32:37 No.4683091

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4683090
Cut to Bobby attempting to see if he still has some of his Fleshbob powers.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)02:32:45 No.4683092

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)02:32:45 No.4683092

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4683090
where's sis, anyway, no one's even seen her since the start of this thread

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)02:38:18 No.4683095

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)02:38:18 No.4683095

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>>4683091
"HHHHHNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

BUt nothing happens

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)02:40:51 No.4683098

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)02:40:51 No.4683098

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4683095
>>4683092
he'll probably get to it anyway when shadowmom, shadowboss, and dark lich infiltrate the blimp to get intel

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)02:47:56 No.4683105

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)02:47:56 No.4683105

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>>4683098
Shotasniffer? There's no shotasniffer. Shotasniffer never existed

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/06/21(Sat)02:49:30 No.4683107

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/06/21(Sat)02:49:30 No.4683107

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4683105
Epic, Now lets see more blimp shenanigans.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)02:49:40 No.4683108

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)02:49:40 No.4683108

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4683105
I never said her name you fool
but there is no shotasniffer and she's definitely not trying to hide under the table

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)02:52:50 No.4683112

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)02:52:50 No.4683112

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>>4683107
The blimp also didn't exist, it was all a dream

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)02:54:35 No.4683113

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)02:54:35 No.4683113

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4683112
so was the entire story...you have to let go anon

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/06/21(Sat)02:54:57 No.4683114

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/06/21(Sat)02:54:57 No.4683114

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4683112
Then wake the fuck up.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)02:59:02 No.4683116

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)02:59:02 No.4683116

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>>4683113

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/06/21(Sat)03:01:33 No.4683117

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/06/21(Sat)03:01:33 No.4683117

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4683116
How's Boy doing.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)03:02:03 No.4683118

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)03:02:03 No.4683118

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4683116
back to shotasniffer in a panic

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/06/21(Sat)03:04:18 No.4683122

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/06/21(Sat)03:04:18 No.4683122

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4683116
>>4683118

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)03:12:51 No.4683131

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)03:12:51 No.4683131

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>>4683122
[screams internally]

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)03:14:53 No.4683134

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)03:14:53 No.4683134

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4683131
ok, don't panic, you just need to warn mom, they're clearly far away, and anyway they won't have a reason to come to the building, you just have to warn mom and hide forever from dad

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)03:24:05 No.4683139

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)03:24:05 No.4683139

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>>4683134
Yeah! Warn yer mom about Texas! But remember to not mention anything about the whole heroing stuff

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)03:25:28 No.4683140

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)03:25:28 No.4683140

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4683139
Yeah! It's not like Texas will somehow come flying into the building full of heroes and villains who need a reason to unite!

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)03:25:32 No.4683141

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)03:25:32 No.4683141

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4683139
that would imply that he doesn't already know tho.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)03:33:40 No.4683146

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)03:33:40 No.4683146

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Rolled 997 (1d1000)

>>4683140
Surely that won't happen!

Roll 2d1000

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/06/21(Sat)03:34:37 No.4683150

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/06/21(Sat)03:34:37 No.4683150

Rolled 89, 2 = 91 (2d100)

>>4683146
Everything is (not) okay.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)03:34:41 No.4683151

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)03:34:41 No.4683151

Rolled 569, 617 = 1186 (2d1000)

>>4683146
>997
lol

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)03:35:31 No.4683152

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)03:35:31 No.4683152

Rolled 713, 259 = 972 (2d1000)

>>4683146
what's that sound

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)03:38:45 No.4683154

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)03:38:45 No.4683154

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>>4683150
>>4683151
>>4683152
It all comes tumbling down

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)03:40:06 No.4683155

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)03:40:06 No.4683155

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4683154
our only hope is - plot armor

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)03:40:42 No.4683156

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)03:40:42 No.4683156

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4683155
TUMBLING DOWN

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/06/21(Sat)03:40:49 No.4683157

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/06/21(Sat)03:40:49 No.4683157

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4683154
I wonder what those three boys on the island are doing.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)03:44:03 No.4683160

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)03:44:03 No.4683160

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>>4683157
>I wonder what those three boys on the island are doing.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)03:45:04 No.4683162

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)03:45:04 No.4683162

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4683160
what kind of stuff

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/06/21(Sat)03:45:19 No.4683163

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/06/21(Sat)03:45:19 No.4683163

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4683160
Cool.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)03:45:46 No.4683165

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)03:45:46 No.4683165

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4683160
>>4683162
stuff stuff
anti-betty's also doing her own thing

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)03:47:24 No.4683167

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)03:47:24 No.4683167

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>>4683162

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)03:49:05 No.4683168

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)03:49:05 No.4683168

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4683167
so can we expect new skeletons ~~kids~~ to pop up at island while we are not watching
after you know
stuff

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)03:50:11 No.4683170

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)03:50:11 No.4683170

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4683167
time for other stuff to happen

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/06/21(Sat)03:50:12 No.4683171

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/06/21(Sat)03:50:12 No.4683171

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4683167
Like playing Dark souls 2 Sotfs by Fromsoft?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)03:59:59 No.4683174

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)03:59:59 No.4683174

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>>4683170
Yes and the other stuff is:

A. Texas crashes through the window
B. Chosen One gets a visit from grandma on mama's side
C. Luke fights the Zomboss Clown
D. Alt Betty gets some of regular Betty's mannerism implanted into her like how the reverse happened with regular Betty

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/06/21(Sat)04:00:54 No.4683175

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/06/21(Sat)04:00:54 No.4683175

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4683174
All of them. At the same time.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)04:01:59 No.4683176

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)04:01:59 No.4683176

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4683174
E
Quattro becomes competent and Betty forgives him

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)04:11:03 No.4683181

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)04:11:03 No.4683181

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>>4683175
"AH FUCK"
"OH SHIT IT'S TEXAS! GET HIM!"

"GRANDMA?!"

"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, SKELETON MAN."

"Hnngh! Why do i feel the sudden urge to....not be as much of a bitch than before?....And also an intense hatred and disappointment in Quattro?"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)04:12:24 No.4683182

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)04:12:24 No.4683182

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4683181
Meanwhile Quattro's six sense activated

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)04:20:38 No.4683190

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)04:20:38 No.4683190

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>>4683182
"My god....I can see dead people....OH SHIT A SKELETON"

Quattro was so shocked he passed out again

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)04:22:33 No.4683192

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)04:22:33 No.4683192

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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4683190
Well I thought to make Quattro go the fuck away for entire rest of the quest and better himself, so he could return in other quest as protagonist.
But I guess he is still a disappointment drunkyard.
Should've switched on earl grey tea.

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
03/06/21(Sat)04:22:56 No.4683194

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 03/06/21(Sat)04:22:56 No.4683194

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4683190
What does Grandma want from Chosen One?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)04:25:36 No.4683198

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)04:25:36 No.4683198

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>>4683192
Perhaps one day, perhaps one day

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)04:26:32 No.4683199

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)04:26:32 No.4683199

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4683198
let's move a plot forward then, shall we?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)04:35:07 No.4683205

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)04:35:07 No.4683205

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>>4683199
Oh shit the heroes have engaged Texas in battle

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)04:36:24 No.4683207

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)04:36:24 No.4683207

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4683205
resolve everything off screen and get Marian some popcorn

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)04:39:27 No.4683212

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)04:39:27 No.4683212

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>>4683207
No. No popcorn for Marian

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
03/06/21(Sat)04:41:59 No.4683215

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 03/06/21(Sat)04:41:59 No.4683215

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4683212
Help your Uncle kill the heroes. This is your chance to show off your gunslinging skills, Ken!

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)04:42:55 No.4683217

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)04:42:55 No.4683217

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4683212
aw come on, rest of GSG got popcorn, with 3D glasses to boot
I'm trying really hard to remember Vice President name
was it Kevin?

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)04:43:59 No.4683219

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)04:43:59 No.4683219

>>4683215
Ah, right, Ken.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)04:45:45 No.4683220

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)04:45:45 No.4683220

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>>4683215
You know what chance this is? A chance for OP to fuck off. Cuz I gotta go somewheres. Thread will continue when it continues. see ya

https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/06/21(Sat)04:46:10 No.4683221

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/06/21(Sat)04:46:10 No.4683221

>>4683220
thanks for bread, OP
take care

Anonymous (ID: qNrbzMav)
03/06/21(Sat)12:43:02 No.4683518

Anonymous (ID: qNrbzMav) 03/06/21(Sat)12:43:02 No.4683518

>Quattro still setting up my expectations just to drop it back down to the depths of hell

I just want OP to subvert my expectations ;_;

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/06/21(Sat)16:52:52 No.4683943

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/06/21(Sat)16:52:52 No.4683943

>>4683518
In a way, he's doing it, just as Quattro is about to stop being a fuck up, he subverts it

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/06/21(Sat)23:10:10 No.4684749

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/06/21(Sat)23:10:10 No.4684749

>>4683943
Truly the Star Wars experience

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5)
03/06/21(Sat)23:22:35 No.4684774

Anonymous (ID: hSvVrwD5) 03/06/21(Sat)23:22:35 No.4684774

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4684749
hey, get back to the plot, OP
>>4683215

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/07/21(Sun)01:16:23 No.4684934

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/07/21(Sun)01:16:23 No.4684934

>>4684774
Later

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/07/21(Sun)14:07:14 No.4685405

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/07/21(Sun)14:07:14 No.4685405

>>4684774
Op is punishing us

Anonymous (ID: 1zhTGTus)
03/09/21(Tue)01:10:03 No.4687383

Anonymous (ID: 1zhTGTus) 03/09/21(Tue)01:10:03 No.4687383

Just a few more hours until everything goes wrong

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/09/21(Tue)11:50:58 No.4687748

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/09/21(Tue)11:50:58 No.4687748

Thread's cancelled for tonight

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: yWFlhTKe)
03/09/21(Tue)12:48:24 No.4687791

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: yWFlhTKe) 03/09/21(Tue)12:48:24 No.4687791

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>>4687748
For each day delayed I shall draw one borderline lewd fanart

You have been warned

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/09/21(Tue)13:14:20 No.4687813

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/09/21(Tue)13:14:20 No.4687813

>>4687791
o no how terrible, i better not delay anymore oh noooooo

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/09/21(Tue)18:59:28 No.4688207

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/09/21(Tue)18:59:28 No.4688207

>>4687791
Oh for fucks sake

Anonymous (ID: zd9pEORB)
03/09/21(Tue)20:04:59 No.4688272

Anonymous (ID: zd9pEORB) 03/09/21(Tue)20:04:59 No.4688272

>>4684934
Where’s my bread at? I swear it was right here just a minute ago. What will I do without my bread?

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/09/21(Tue)21:41:06 No.4688369

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/09/21(Tue)21:41:06 No.4688369

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>>4687791
in my head cannon, all the less skeletal proportions some of the characters have are from the moms shadow person side like so:

See pic

maybe you can see their more skeletal parts through the shadow? Some characters would be more shadowy then others like Betty. Please forgive me investing a small portion of my free time to think about the logistics of skeletal anatomy. You see I have spend a good deal of time on old /tg/

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/09/21(Tue)21:46:08 No.4688384

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/09/21(Tue)21:46:08 No.4688384

>>4667934
>>4682206
A character like quattro can dislocate his jaw which makes him more like his father, a pureblood skeleton. But we have never see this kind of quality from a character like shotasniffer, who is strongly held together by her shadow person aspects. Yet you can see her skull through the shadow person aura which is strong enough to give her defined AWOOGAS. Then lastly we have Betty, who is full shadow.

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/10/21(Wed)08:58:11 No.4688965

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/10/21(Wed)08:58:11 No.4688965

>>4688369
I hate that this makes sense

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)11:19:10 No.4689060

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)11:19:10 No.4689060

>>4688369
>>4688384
Yeah this sounds right.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)11:28:24 No.4689072

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)11:28:24 No.4689072

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4689060
does it

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR)
03/10/21(Wed)11:52:14 No.4689097

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR) 03/10/21(Wed)11:52:14 No.4689097

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4689060
Rolling to determine how defined the AWOOGAS are

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)11:54:42 No.4689099

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)11:54:42 No.4689099

>>4688384
huh

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR)
03/10/21(Wed)11:56:45 No.4689103

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR) 03/10/21(Wed)11:56:45 No.4689103

>>4689099
What, everything has to make sense now?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)12:03:52 No.4689111

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)12:03:52 No.4689111

>>4689103
As much sense as OP being present

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)12:03:55 No.4689112

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)12:03:55 No.4689112

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>>4689103
Sense is a social construct

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)12:04:32 No.4689113

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)12:04:32 No.4689113

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4689112
give marian popcorn back

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)12:07:00 No.4689118

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)12:07:00 No.4689118

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>>4689113
No it's mine now

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)12:08:02 No.4689120

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)12:08:02 No.4689120

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4689118
Sad, now go to Ken being watched by mechsuit heroine being watched by Jeanne

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)12:08:12 No.4689121

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)12:08:12 No.4689121

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4689118
how dare you

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR)
03/10/21(Wed)12:08:23 No.4689122

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR) 03/10/21(Wed)12:08:23 No.4689122

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4689112 >>4689118
Deconstruct society. With villainy.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)12:10:42 No.4689125

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)12:10:42 No.4689125

>>4689122
Villainy? What's that?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)12:16:39 No.4689132

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)12:16:39 No.4689132

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>>4689120
As Texas is now in the building, all heroes present are called upon to take him down. This includes the mechsuit heroine, but on her way she spots Ken.

"Wait, that skeleton seems familiar"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)12:17:44 No.4689134

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)12:17:44 No.4689134

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4689132
don't drop your spaghetti, Ken
Keep your cool
You can do it

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR)
03/10/21(Wed)12:19:19 No.4689135

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR) 03/10/21(Wed)12:19:19 No.4689135

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4689132
Luke kicks a demonic clown into them through the wall of the void

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)12:20:02 No.4689137

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)12:20:02 No.4689137

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4689132
>>4689134
Girl who looks like me, keep watch over him, he might pull something stupid

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)12:21:46 No.4689139

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)12:21:46 No.4689139

>>4689135
SOCIETY

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)12:34:43 No.4689160

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)12:34:43 No.4689160

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>>4689135

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)12:36:15 No.4689164

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)12:36:15 No.4689164

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4689160
that's a lot of budget

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)12:36:54 No.4689166

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)12:36:54 No.4689166

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4689160
Blast it. Blast it out
>>4689164

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/10/21(Wed)12:36:57 No.4689167

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/10/21(Wed)12:36:57 No.4689167

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4689160
"(Insert joker quote here)!!"

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR)
03/10/21(Wed)12:38:46 No.4689170

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR) 03/10/21(Wed)12:38:46 No.4689170

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4689160
WE ARE AGENTS OF CHAOS
Quick, someone punch the clown in Texas' direction

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)12:43:40 No.4689180

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)12:43:40 No.4689180

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>>4689166

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)12:45:02 No.4689182

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)12:45:02 No.4689182

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4689180
that's enough of budget wasting, back to spaghetti sitcom

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/10/21(Wed)12:45:03 No.4689183

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/10/21(Wed)12:45:03 No.4689183

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4689180
Time to do a downward slash on this circus freak.

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/10/21(Wed)12:46:10 No.4689184

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/10/21(Wed)12:46:10 No.4689184

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4689180
It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and we're all out of ~~budget~~

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR)
03/10/21(Wed)12:46:20 No.4689185

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR) 03/10/21(Wed)12:46:20 No.4689185

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4689180
>>4689170
More chaos please

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)12:52:00 No.4689188

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)12:52:00 No.4689188

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>>4689182
"HONEY! WHERE'S MY SPAGHETTI?"

[Audience laughs]

"Go make it yourself you son of a bitch"

[Audience whoops and hollers]

"Haha, fuck you whore, I know you've been sleeping with our neighbor"

[Audience laughs even louder]

"Then maybe you shouldn't have slept with my sister!"

[Audience goes oooooooooooooooooooooooh extremely loudly]

"YEAH WELL SHE ACTUALLY COOKS ME SPAGHETTI"

[Audience has ascended into an entity of pure mirth]

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/10/21(Wed)12:53:48 No.4689191

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/10/21(Wed)12:53:48 No.4689191

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4689188
Wow this show is terrible, Lets go back to Rasputin.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)12:53:52 No.4689192

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)12:53:52 No.4689192

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4689188
Perfect.
It's Luke's favorite sitcom.

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR)
03/10/21(Wed)12:54:25 No.4689193

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR) 03/10/21(Wed)12:54:25 No.4689193

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4689188
Due to having a clown slammed into them Ken, Jeanne and Mechsuit-Girl are squashed together in a sexually-awkward pile

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)12:56:04 No.4689196

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)12:56:04 No.4689196

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4689188
YOU'RE MAKING IT MORE ANGRY

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)13:00:52 No.4689200

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)13:00:52 No.4689200

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>>4689192
Knowing this affront to comedy is Luke's favorite sitcom fills the demon clown with even more rage

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)13:02:00 No.4689201

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)13:02:00 No.4689201

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4689200
it's ineffective cause we all know Luke has been damn MVP this whole thing
~~That sitcom is about sausage spagetti btw~~

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/10/21(Wed)13:03:13 No.4689202

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/10/21(Wed)13:03:13 No.4689202

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4689200
"Owie." says Luke.

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR)
03/10/21(Wed)13:03:39 No.4689203

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR) 03/10/21(Wed)13:03:39 No.4689203

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4689200
Fortunately Luke doesn't have time to watch crappy sitcoms because he is punching a motherfucking clown

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/10/21(Wed)13:06:07 No.4689206

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/10/21(Wed)13:06:07 No.4689206

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4689200
So what happened to those mimes that were supposed to come and help

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)13:10:34 No.4689211

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)13:10:34 No.4689211

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>>4689201

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)13:11:25 No.4689213

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)13:11:25 No.4689213

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4689211
attack it already

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)13:12:14 No.4689215

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)13:12:14 No.4689215

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4689211
FOR THE GLORY OF THE SAUSAGE...and Bone Kingdom of course

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR)
03/10/21(Wed)13:13:48 No.4689220

Anonymous (ID: ncVbkldR) 03/10/21(Wed)13:13:48 No.4689220

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4689211
Stab sword into clown, then fling clown off of sword over to where Texas and the heroes were about to fight

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)13:25:00 No.4689236

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)13:25:00 No.4689236

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>>4689213

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)13:26:42 No.4689241

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)13:26:42 No.4689241

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4689236
>Luke is so OP he doesn't even need to roll to win

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)13:26:43 No.4689242

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)13:26:43 No.4689242

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4689236
Finishing blow

Anonymous (ID: wWyh5kzS)
03/10/21(Wed)13:28:17 No.4689244

Anonymous (ID: wWyh5kzS) 03/10/21(Wed)13:28:17 No.4689244

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4689236
>>4689220

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)13:37:17 No.4689258

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)13:37:17 No.4689258

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>>4689241
Ah yes of course, this is because Luke is much stronger than this demon clown, giving him auto wins against it anyway if we were to roll

Totally not because OP forgot about the dice or anything

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)13:40:35 No.4689261

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)13:40:35 No.4689261

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4689258
Also Luke really hates unironic politics

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)13:41:52 No.4689262

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)13:41:52 No.4689262

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4689258
That's only natural.
As natural as meat in these sausages brought you by Luke's Sausages Limited!

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/10/21(Wed)13:42:21 No.4689263

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/10/21(Wed)13:42:21 No.4689263

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4689258
Hey get outta the way I'm tryin to watch the fight

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)13:48:05 No.4689266

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)13:48:05 No.4689266

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>>4689263
Whoops sorry my bad

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)13:49:20 No.4689268

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)13:49:20 No.4689268

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4689266
rip zombie joker clown
he lived in a society

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/10/21(Wed)13:50:12 No.4689269

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/10/21(Wed)13:50:12 No.4689269

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4689266
By the power of GREY SKULL

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/10/21(Wed)13:50:14 No.4689270

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/10/21(Wed)13:50:14 No.4689270

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4689266
no one likes clowns anyway
even bob
~~anyway I'm out for the night, take care OP~~

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: yWFlhTKe)
03/10/21(Wed)13:55:04 No.4689272

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: yWFlhTKe) 03/10/21(Wed)13:55:04 No.4689272

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4689266
"So, I have this Mexican friend who became the victim of a grand theft auto, we call him Car Loss now"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)13:58:17 No.4689278

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)13:58:17 No.4689278

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>>4689269
"FFFfff---FFFFuccckinnn---ggggg.....Libe---ralssss"

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/10/21(Wed)14:01:36 No.4689284

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/10/21(Wed)14:01:36 No.4689284

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4689278
Doug Walker?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)14:02:09 No.4689285

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)14:02:09 No.4689285

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4689278
Yay.
Too bad nobody really saw it because they're all focused on Texas the ...child...killer...

UH OH

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)14:08:20 No.4689291

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)14:08:20 No.4689291

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>>4689285
"LILLY!"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/10/21(Wed)14:12:05 No.4689296

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/10/21(Wed)14:12:05 No.4689296

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4689291
Meanwhile
"But I wanna-"
"MR FLUFFYKINS I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE TO GET HER OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANT"
"OPEN THE DAMN DOOR ALREADY"

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/10/21(Wed)14:13:08 No.4689300

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/10/21(Wed)14:13:08 No.4689300

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4689291
Where is Lily anyway? not here probably

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/10/21(Wed)14:19:31 No.4689305

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/10/21(Wed)14:19:31 No.4689305

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>>4689296
Lilly is just very confused while everyone else scrambles around her.

Will Lilly get with the plot?! Or will she be shot by her uncle Texas?! Find out next time on Skeleton Island Episode 21....in about a day or two

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/10/21(Wed)14:22:33 No.4689309

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/10/21(Wed)14:22:33 No.4689309

>>4689305
Another example of a full shadow person, it's all coming together.

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/10/21(Wed)14:26:10 No.4689311

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/10/21(Wed)14:26:10 No.4689311

>>4689309
Do not change the vowel in Lilly to another vowel

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: yWFlhTKe)
03/10/21(Wed)20:48:59 No.4689765

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: yWFlhTKe) 03/10/21(Wed)20:48:59 No.4689765

>>4689311
Lillo? Does she get her own Stitch?

Anonymous (ID: zogcHTr1)
03/10/21(Wed)21:36:46 No.4689801

Anonymous (ID: zogcHTr1) 03/10/21(Wed)21:36:46 No.4689801

>>4689309
Until we find out we can never tell.
WAIT NO-

Anonymous (ID: wWyh5kzS)
03/10/21(Wed)23:21:12 No.4689931

Anonymous (ID: wWyh5kzS) 03/10/21(Wed)23:21:12 No.4689931

>>4689311
Lanother vowellly?

Anonymous (ID: zogcHTr1)
03/11/21(Thu)01:11:55 No.4690041

Anonymous (ID: zogcHTr1) 03/11/21(Thu)01:11:55 No.4690041

>>4689311
Lllll
There, I fixed it

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/11/21(Thu)08:24:24 No.4690325

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/11/21(Thu)08:24:24 No.4690325

>>4689311
What do you have against Lally

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/11/21(Thu)08:41:13 No.4690339

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/11/21(Thu)08:41:13 No.4690339

>>4690325
a lot
when is thread

Anonymous (ID: 1zhTGTus)
03/12/21(Fri)01:11:27 No.4691405

Anonymous (ID: 1zhTGTus) 03/12/21(Fri)01:11:27 No.4691405

To think the whole entire skeleton chaos started because Texas shot a kid

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/12/21(Fri)03:48:03 No.4691573

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/12/21(Fri)03:48:03 No.4691573

>>4691405
so basically another thursday

Anonymous (ID: VATd0G2O)
03/12/21(Fri)19:59:13 No.4692507

Anonymous (ID: VATd0G2O) 03/12/21(Fri)19:59:13 No.4692507

OP ran away again

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/13/21(Sat)08:43:50 No.4693012

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/13/21(Sat)08:43:50 No.4693012

>>4689305
>Find out next time on Skeleton Island Episode 21....in about a day or two
ha ha yes...a day or two

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: tmKD9rLH)
03/13/21(Sat)08:54:31 No.4693019

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: tmKD9rLH) 03/13/21(Sat)08:54:31 No.4693019

>>4693012
Hmm, gotta get a borderline lewd pic ready for tomorrow then

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/13/21(Sat)08:56:07 No.4693022

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/13/21(Sat)08:56:07 No.4693022

>>4693012
he didn't mention the planet days belong to

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/13/21(Sat)09:34:48 No.4693041

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/13/21(Sat)09:34:48 No.4693041

>>4693022
This

Never said it was earth days

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/13/21(Sat)09:36:52 No.4693042

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/13/21(Sat)09:36:52 No.4693042

>>4693041
ok in skeleton days when is it

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/13/21(Sat)09:54:13 No.4693057

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/13/21(Sat)09:54:13 No.4693057

>>4693042
It gets here when it gets here

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)11:33:59 No.4694766

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)11:33:59 No.4694766

>>4693057
an hour has passed

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/14/21(Sun)12:02:50 No.4694795

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/14/21(Sun)12:02:50 No.4694795

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>>4694766
Arright here you go.

Fred

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)12:04:35 No.4694798

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)12:04:35 No.4694798

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4694795
hi fred

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/14/21(Sun)12:07:58 No.4694802

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/14/21(Sun)12:07:58 No.4694802

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>>4694798

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)12:08:54 No.4694803

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)12:08:54 No.4694803

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4694802
oh shit fred look out

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/14/21(Sun)12:15:52 No.4694815

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/14/21(Sun)12:15:52 No.4694815

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>>4694803
Fred is confused. Look out for what?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)12:17:13 No.4694819

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)12:17:13 No.4694819

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4694815
stray bullets

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/14/21(Sun)12:21:18 No.4694825

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/14/21(Sun)12:21:18 No.4694825

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>>4694819

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)12:23:15 No.4694828

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)12:23:15 No.4694828

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4694825
"shit, texas killed fred"
"at least it wasn't a chil-oh he just shot wondertween in the face"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/14/21(Sun)12:31:01 No.4694852

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/14/21(Sun)12:31:01 No.4694852

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>>4694828
"Ain't my fault the kid was hiding right behind Fred"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)12:33:03 No.4694853

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)12:33:03 No.4694853

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4694852
"You see Texas, this is why the villains hate you"
"Shut up Simon."

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/14/21(Sun)12:41:59 No.4694861

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/14/21(Sun)12:41:59 No.4694861

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>>4694853
"And THAT is why you're no longer invited to our weekly cookouts"

"AW C'MON"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)12:45:17 No.4694866

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)12:45:17 No.4694866

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4694861
"AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO HELP ME?"
"Union rules, can't help someone who has been declared "kill on sight" by the villain council, also both the boss and her stepdaughter are scary and would probably use me for furniture"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/14/21(Sun)12:48:44 No.4694871

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/14/21(Sun)12:48:44 No.4694871

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>>4694866
"Greeeeeg. Simon's being mean to me!"

"You know how it goes, Texas. We're already helping you enough by not attacking you alongside everyone else"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)12:50:20 No.4694874

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)12:50:20 No.4694874

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4694871
speaking of which, here comes the next batch

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/14/21(Sun)12:52:34 No.4694876

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/14/21(Sun)12:52:34 No.4694876

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>>4694874

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)12:53:23 No.4694877

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)12:53:23 No.4694877

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4694876
Back to >>4689132

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/14/21(Sun)13:09:44 No.4694890

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/14/21(Sun)13:09:44 No.4694890

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>>4694877
Fortunately for Ken, the ongoing battle with the worst skeleton in the city's history has forced the Mechsuit Heroine to ignore Ken for now

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)13:11:33 No.4694893

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)13:11:33 No.4694893

>>4694890
Unfortunately for Ken, now he has to decide whether to shoot Texas, drawing Texas to him, or shoot the others drawing the heroine to him.
Also Jeanne is watching him.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/14/21(Sun)13:12:36 No.4694894

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/14/21(Sun)13:12:36 No.4694894

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4694890
>>4694893
also, second worst

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/14/21(Sun)13:20:25 No.4694899

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/14/21(Sun)13:20:25 No.4694899

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>>4694894
>>4694893
Ken will have to solve this dilemma in about...I dunno, 20 hours or something. Because OP sat wrong and now one the back muscles is sprained or something.

see you after the pain ends

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/14/21(Sun)13:56:06 No.4694923

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/14/21(Sun)13:56:06 No.4694923

>>4694899
OP have you tried to stop killing yourself?
take care, like seriously.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/15/21(Mon)09:25:21 No.4695997

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/15/21(Mon)09:25:21 No.4695997

>>4694899
it's been months since OP sprained his back

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/15/21(Mon)22:13:37 No.4696757

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/15/21(Mon)22:13:37 No.4696757

I took a nap last night. The plan was to nap for an hour or so, wake up in time for thread. Ended up sleeping til morning instead

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/15/21(Mon)22:31:13 No.4696780

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/15/21(Mon)22:31:13 No.4696780

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>>4696757

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/15/21(Mon)22:33:57 No.4696788

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/15/21(Mon)22:33:57 No.4696788

>>4696780
Your fault for sleeping

Anonymous (ID: LvkyJBdC)
03/16/21(Tue)03:07:43 No.4697055

Anonymous (ID: LvkyJBdC) 03/16/21(Tue)03:07:43 No.4697055

>>4696757
Should have planned for an alarm

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/16/21(Tue)10:14:33 No.4697208

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/16/21(Tue)10:14:33 No.4697208

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>>4696780
Well, look on the bright side OP, at least you got a good nights sleep

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)13:07:42 No.4698769

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)13:07:42 No.4698769

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Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)13:18:16 No.4698788

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)13:18:16 No.4698788

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4698769
sketelon...

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)13:19:38 No.4698790

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)13:19:38 No.4698790

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>>4698788
rattle

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)13:21:18 No.4698796

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)13:21:18 No.4698796

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4698790
Right, where were we? Ah yes, Ken shooting Texas

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)13:29:48 No.4698817

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)13:29:48 No.4698817

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>>4698796
Is Ken gonna pull the trigger?

Anonymous (ID: pN+LSKTX)
03/17/21(Wed)13:31:52 No.4698823

Anonymous (ID: pN+LSKTX) 03/17/21(Wed)13:31:52 No.4698823

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4698817
No. He's a goober.

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)13:32:08 No.4698824

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)13:32:08 No.4698824

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4698817
Yes, he's a gooder

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/17/21(Wed)13:32:40 No.4698826

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/17/21(Wed)13:32:40 No.4698826

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4698817
Of course , he's not a goober

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)13:37:22 No.4698834

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)13:37:22 No.4698834

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Rolled 465 (1d1000)

>>4698824
Roll 2d1000

+5 surprise

Anonymous (ID: pN+LSKTX)
03/17/21(Wed)13:38:55 No.4698838

Anonymous (ID: pN+LSKTX) 03/17/21(Wed)13:38:55 No.4698838

Rolled 11, 346 = 357 (2d1000)

>>4698834

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)13:39:16 No.4698839

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)13:39:16 No.4698839

Rolled 721, 509 + 5 = 1235 (2d1000 + 5)

>>4698834
Man these numbers are getting ridiculous

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)13:47:58 No.4698847

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)13:47:58 No.4698847

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>>4698839

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)13:50:08 No.4698853

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)13:50:08 No.4698853

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4698847
Uncle Texas? Are you okay?

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)13:52:21 No.4698855

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)13:52:21 No.4698855

>>4698853
You can stop giving me high rolls dice

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)13:58:27 No.4698859

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)13:58:27 No.4698859

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>>4698853
"WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?"

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/17/21(Wed)14:00:55 No.4698862

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/17/21(Wed)14:00:55 No.4698862

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4698859
"It was me. I did it like this."

Anonymous (ID: pN+LSKTX)
03/17/21(Wed)14:03:23 No.4698864

Anonymous (ID: pN+LSKTX) 03/17/21(Wed)14:03:23 No.4698864

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4698859
It was me. The Goobermench

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/17/21(Wed)14:04:29 No.4698866

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/17/21(Wed)14:04:29 No.4698866

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4698859
It was Lilly

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)14:05:51 No.4698868

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)14:05:51 No.4698868

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4698859
Pretend to be dead

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)14:09:46 No.4698872

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)14:09:46 No.4698872

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>>4698864
The Goobiest of all Goobers

Anonymous (ID: pN+LSKTX)
03/17/21(Wed)14:11:57 No.4698875

Anonymous (ID: pN+LSKTX) 03/17/21(Wed)14:11:57 No.4698875

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4698872
I didn't plan past this point, uncle. Sorry.

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)14:12:06 No.4698876

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)14:12:06 No.4698876

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4698872
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER ~~ROCK~~

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/17/21(Wed)14:13:47 No.4698878

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/17/21(Wed)14:13:47 No.4698878

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4698872
Fast forward 5 seconds

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)14:18:46 No.4698888

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)14:18:46 No.4698888

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>>4698876
Texas then shoots Ken in the knees

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/17/21(Wed)14:23:19 No.4698894

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/17/21(Wed)14:23:19 No.4698894

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4698888
Okay, now he's mad

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)14:31:38 No.4698909

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)14:31:38 No.4698909

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>>4698894
Yeah he looks pretty mad

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)14:32:32 No.4698910

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)14:32:32 No.4698910

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4698909
Oh no! Ken is totally, absolutelly, completely and not pretending to be dead! ~~He's pretending to be dead~~

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)14:39:44 No.4698919

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)14:39:44 No.4698919

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>>4698910

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)14:46:16 No.4698930

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)14:46:16 No.4698930

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4698919
bleh

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)14:59:40 No.4698944

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/17/21(Wed)14:59:40 No.4698944

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>>4698930
"Hmmmm, guess he's dead.....from blown out knees.......Can't hurt to make sure tho"

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/17/21(Wed)15:04:04 No.4698950

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/17/21(Wed)15:04:04 No.4698950

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4698944
Man it sure would be convenient if someone attacked Texas while he's distracted

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/17/21(Wed)15:05:58 No.4698954

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>>4698950
Sure would! And we'll find out in....20 hours.

OP's gotta slep

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/17/21(Wed)16:55:11 No.4699080

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/17/21(Wed)16:55:11 No.4699080

>>4698954
He can't keep getting away with this

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)11:17:08 No.4700046

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)11:17:08 No.4700046

>>4698954
it's been 20 hours since texas shot a kid in the head

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)11:36:29 No.4700057

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)11:36:29 No.4700057

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>>4700046
lies

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)11:39:10 No.4700061

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)11:39:10 No.4700061

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4700057
you're right, he shot 200 kids in between that time

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)11:50:05 No.4700071

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)11:50:05 No.4700071

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>>4700061
Hello, I am Truth McNeverLie Personman. I can attest that Texas did not shoot any children.

This message is definitely not paid for by the Texas Foundation

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)11:51:27 No.4700073

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)11:51:27 No.4700073

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4700071
paid in gunshots to the head

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/18/21(Thu)11:52:56 No.4700075

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/18/21(Thu)11:52:56 No.4700075

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4700071
Then is it paid for by the Awake For More Than 3 Hours Foundation that doesn't exist?

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)11:53:32 No.4700077

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)11:53:32 No.4700077

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4700071
what about that pile of bodies

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)11:57:22 No.4700080

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>>4700075
nooooooo

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)11:58:29 No.4700081

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)11:58:29 No.4700081

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4700080
>>4700077
>>4700073

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)11:59:16 No.4700082

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)11:59:16 No.4700082

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4700080
sleeping is overrated anyway
naps is where it is

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)12:01:43 No.4700085

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)12:01:43 No.4700085

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>>4700081
What pile of bodies? You must have been mistaken, anon.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)12:03:18 No.4700087

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)12:03:18 No.4700087

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4700085
Did that girl Ken likes witnessed his "death"?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)12:03:32 No.4700088

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)12:03:32 No.4700088

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4700085
THE PILE OF BODIES YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE ADDED TO

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)12:06:02 No.4700090

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)12:06:02 No.4700090

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>>4700088
Woah there anon. That's pretty violent. Are you sure it's Texas that's the monster here and not you?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)12:07:02 No.4700091

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)12:07:02 No.4700091

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4700090
>>4700090
we're all monsters on the inside
ALSO LOOK OUT A BULLET

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)12:07:35 No.4700092

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)12:07:35 No.4700092

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4700090
we both have skeletons inside us after all

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)12:30:28 No.4700107

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)12:30:28 No.4700107

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>>4700092
fuck me and my internet

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)12:31:46 No.4700109

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)12:31:46 No.4700109

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4700107
back to >>4700087
"meh"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)12:36:45 No.4700117

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)12:36:45 No.4700117

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4700107
>>4700109
Ken drops spaghetti

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)12:42:59 No.4700127

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>>4700117
Spaghetti shmaghetti. He's about to get his skull blown to bits!

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)12:44:15 No.4700130

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)12:44:15 No.4700130

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4700127
"DID I JUST SEE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY SON?"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)12:48:28 No.4700135

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)12:48:28 No.4700135

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4700127
He'll be fine. He got a cap.
And plot device of hero girl saving him right about now

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)12:53:26 No.4700141

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)12:53:26 No.4700141

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>>4700130
"oh fuck"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)12:55:45 No.4700143

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)12:55:45 No.4700143

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4700141
"oh fuck" - Ken

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)13:03:47 No.4700152

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)13:03:47 No.4700152

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4700141
"oh fuck"
audience

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)13:07:02 No.4700155

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)13:07:02 No.4700155

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>>4700152
Oh fuck

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)13:09:15 No.4700157

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)13:09:15 No.4700157

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4700155
"Oh hey it's mom." - Rasputin and Lilly
"Oh fuck" - everyone else

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)13:10:52 No.4700159

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)13:10:52 No.4700159

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4700155
Instead of lolisniffer we get shotasniffer.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)13:12:16 No.4700160

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)13:12:16 No.4700160

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4700155
open a kickstarted ~~for super robot pilot season 4~~

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)13:15:12 No.4700162

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)13:15:12 No.4700162

>>4700159
>lolisniffer
>caring about his children being shot
he would probably tell Texas to use the Gatling gun

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)13:20:16 No.4700169

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)13:20:16 No.4700169

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>>4700157
"N-now. Let's be reasonable here"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)13:24:08 No.4700172

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)13:24:08 No.4700172

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4700169
"SHADOWBOSS JR, SO YOU HAVE FINALLY-"
"SHUT IT RAINBOW KEK"
"w-what"

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/18/21(Thu)13:24:10 No.4700173

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/18/21(Thu)13:24:10 No.4700173

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4700169
"I'm going to give you a piece of my fucking mind"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)13:26:08 No.4700179

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)13:26:08 No.4700179

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4700169
genuflect

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)13:26:27 No.4700180

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)13:26:27 No.4700180

>>4700172
>short form of cuckold is still autocorrected

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)13:34:04 No.4700192

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)13:34:04 No.4700192

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>>4700172
"rude"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)13:35:58 No.4700194

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)13:35:58 No.4700194

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4700192
wait
does mom knows we are technically "hero" to these other heroes?
oh fuck

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)13:36:26 No.4700196

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)13:36:26 No.4700196

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4700192
Shotasniffer finally becomes brave enough to come and and set her plan into motion.
At the completely wrong moment which she was trying to avoid.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)13:45:21 No.4700205

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)13:45:21 No.4700205

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>>4700196
"Alright, I'll just pretend to follow their lead until I can get to Mom before she gets here, then it'll be fine." Shotasniffer thought as she charges out from the meeting room, yelling about how she'll stop the vile villainess Shadowboss Jr and save the city.

Bad timing.

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)13:47:45 No.4700206

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)13:47:45 No.4700206

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4700205
"There she is, my daughter, over there behind that colourfulman. How are you doing sweetie, crushing hero's?"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)13:49:46 No.4700209

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)13:49:46 No.4700209

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4700205
Uh, hi.

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/18/21(Thu)13:54:14 No.4700217

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/18/21(Thu)13:54:14 No.4700217

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4700205
"How did you get from the meeting room to here"
"I just left"
"Half of the building no longer exists"
"I just left"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)14:00:37 No.4700225

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)14:00:37 No.4700225

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>>4700209
"Oh hi sweetie! What are you doing here? Hanging around heroes?"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)14:01:44 No.4700227

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)14:01:44 No.4700227

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4700225
"SWEETIE?"
"YOU KNEW?"
"help"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)14:03:12 No.4700229

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)14:03:12 No.4700229

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4700225
genuflect

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)14:08:15 No.4700232

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)14:08:15 No.4700232

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>>4700227
OH SHIT PANIC. ROLL 2d10 to see what happens:

First is pickings, second is result:
9-10: Rasputin punches Rainbowman Jr in the face
7-8: You punch Raimbowman Jr in the face
5-6: This distracted mom enough for Texas to escape her grip and counter
2-4: The other heroes gather behind you and back you up, cementing your place in the hero league, this distracts mom enough for Texas to counter
1: Dad shows up

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/18/21(Thu)14:10:35 No.4700233

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/18/21(Thu)14:10:35 No.4700233

Rolled 5, 8 = 13 (2d10)

>>4700232
This does not bode well

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)14:12:09 No.4700234

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)14:12:09 No.4700234

Rolled 9, 10 = 19 (2d10)

>>4700232

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)14:12:42 No.4700235

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)14:12:42 No.4700235

Rolled 10, 3 = 13 (2d10)

>>4700232

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)14:13:15 No.4700236

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)14:13:15 No.4700236

>>4700234
so fast no one could even see it

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)14:16:03 No.4700238

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)14:16:03 No.4700238

>>4700235
wew

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)14:17:08 No.4700239

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)14:17:08 No.4700239

>>4700235
Oopsy woopsy

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)14:28:34 No.4700256

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)14:28:34 No.4700256

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>>4700235
"Don't worry Shotasniffer! We heroes will always have eachothers' backs!" The heroes yelled and gathered behind you.

This shocked your mom long enough for Texas to escape her grip!

"I'LL PUT A BULLET INTO EVERYONE OF YA!"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)14:30:47 No.4700261

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)14:30:47 No.4700261

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4700256
Shit, now you're going to have to deal with Texas and his child...killing...
Dead...children...
Dead...little...boys...here....
........
"Uh, sweetie, you're shaking."

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)14:31:33 No.4700262

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)14:31:33 No.4700262

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4700256
that a lot of guns
punch them

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)14:33:02 No.4700264

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)14:33:02 No.4700264

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4700256
texas's weakness is that he has a limited amount of bullets, so if we send wave after wave after wave of our henchmen he will soon run dry and be defeated.

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/18/21(Thu)14:34:44 No.4700269

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/18/21(Thu)14:34:44 No.4700269

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4700256
"Where do you like... put your bullets?"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)14:40:57 No.4700279

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)14:40:57 No.4700279

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Rolled 70 (1d1000)

>>4700264
"I'M A GUNMANCER, KID. I CAN CONJURE UP AS MANY BULLETS AS I WANT"

ROLL 2d1200

Texas has +500 bonus

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)14:43:07 No.4700282

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)14:43:07 No.4700282

Rolled 888, 60 = 948 (2d1200)

>>4700279
>70

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)14:43:11 No.4700283

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)14:43:11 No.4700283

Rolled 678, 236 = 914 (2d1200)

>>4700279
False, you have a limited amount of bullets and its all chrismas lights and dust balls under there. You can't trick me

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)14:43:43 No.4700284

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)14:43:43 No.4700284

Rolled 722, 604 = 1326 (2d1200)

>>4700279

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)14:44:08 No.4700285

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)14:44:08 No.4700285

>>4700282
that what I get for greentext lol

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)14:44:13 No.4700287

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)14:44:13 No.4700287

>>4700282
heh

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/18/21(Thu)14:44:34 No.4700288

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/18/21(Thu)14:44:34 No.4700288

Rolled 355, 688 = 1043 (2d1200)

>>4700279
Nah

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)14:44:45 No.4700289

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)14:44:45 No.4700289

>>4700282
jinxed it

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)14:46:07 No.4700295

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)14:46:07 No.4700295

gotta amp up his threat level as the boss of this part

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)14:46:58 No.4700296

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)14:46:58 No.4700296

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>>4700282

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)14:47:04 No.4700297

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)14:47:04 No.4700297

>>4700295
you mean mom?

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)14:48:06 No.4700298

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)14:48:06 No.4700298

>>4700296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r_7tZhqfRE

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)14:48:30 No.4700299

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)14:48:30 No.4700299

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4700296
"HE'S FIRING, EVERYONE GET DOWN" - Shadowboss Jr

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)14:49:27 No.4700300

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)14:49:27 No.4700300

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4700296
Implications are : even MORE dissappointed mom

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)14:49:37 No.4700302

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)14:49:37 No.4700302

>>4700297
Depends on what happens next

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)15:02:02 No.4700313

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)15:02:02 No.4700313

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>>4700300
IN any case, Texas pretty much vaporize the entire building through sheer amount of dakka.

Roll 2d100 for how bad his attack was on the USSR personnel

65-100: You yourself and the named skellies are mildly injured
35-64: You are greatly injured while the named skellies are in much better condition
1-34: You and the named skellies are greatly injured

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/18/21(Thu)15:03:10 No.4700318

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/18/21(Thu)15:03:10 No.4700318

Rolled 16, 62 = 78 (2d100)

>>4700313
This can't possibly work

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)15:04:22 No.4700322

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)15:04:22 No.4700322

Rolled 53, 11 = 64 (2d100)

>>4700313
lemme see

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)15:04:58 No.4700324

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)15:04:58 No.4700324

>>4700318
they'll explain it as shotasniffer shielding everyone from the blast

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)15:06:00 No.4700326

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)15:06:00 No.4700326

Rolled 47, 6 = 53 (2d100)

>>4700313

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)15:07:01 No.4700328

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)15:07:01 No.4700328

>>4700322
you just HAD to peek didn't you

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)15:09:09 No.4700329

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)15:09:09 No.4700329

Rolled 55, 4 = 59 (2d100)

ill save the day

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)15:09:11 No.4700330

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)15:09:11 No.4700330

>>4700328
~~just as planned~~
~~chillsiders will rise again~~

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)15:10:24 No.4700331

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)15:10:24 No.4700331

>>4700330
The Curse of Bobby

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)15:11:25 No.4700332

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)15:11:25 No.4700332

>>4700331
nah, let's do without him
dude is bad news

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)15:12:10 No.4700333

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)15:12:10 No.4700333

>>4700332
Ok bobby

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)15:21:27 No.4700345

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>>4700322
As Texas turns the convention hall to dust, the Brothers scrambled to shield their Sisters. But the it was too much. Even though they managed to shield their sisters from the initial salvo, eventually the tide of bullets broke through their defenses. Now everyone's screwed!

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)15:23:25 No.4700348

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)15:23:25 No.4700348

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4700345
I mean showing this pathetic display before mom?
Yea, we aren't going out of here alive, no siree.

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)15:23:36 No.4700349

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)15:23:36 No.4700349

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4700345
Shotasniffer doesn't need their protection, its time to show why

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)15:23:53 No.4700350

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)15:23:53 No.4700350

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4700345
"I still have more bullets, assholes, and I'm going to wipe that fucking bitch that is my brother's wife and her children off the face of the earth, especially that little knight girl!"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)15:25:10 No.4700353

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)15:25:10 No.4700353

>>4700348
mom fucked it up too, she let him go to begin with

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)15:27:35 No.4700357

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)15:27:35 No.4700357

>>4700353
I mean kids being naughty heroes can be dishearten to see

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)15:32:49 No.4700363

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>>4700349
"YOU BITCHES WANT SOME MORE?"

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)15:34:30 No.4700366

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)15:34:30 No.4700366

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4700363
Mom and daughter style, my favorite. Postingfor a friend.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)15:34:34 No.4700367

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)15:34:34 No.4700367

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4700363
don't get cocky cause of one landed hit

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/18/21(Thu)15:35:38 No.4700368

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/18/21(Thu)15:35:38 No.4700368

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4700363
Texas says the exact wrong thing to Shotasniffer.
Remember >>4694852?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)15:44:10 No.4700381

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)15:44:10 No.4700381

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>>4700366

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/18/21(Thu)15:45:45 No.4700385

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/18/21(Thu)15:45:45 No.4700385

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4700381
just don't forget clear your browser history, OP
~~thanks for bread, I'm off, take care~~

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/18/21(Thu)15:45:59 No.4700387

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/18/21(Thu)15:45:59 No.4700387

>>4700381
GET OFF THE BAD WEBPAGE WHADDYA DOIN

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)15:50:04 No.4700394

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>>4700385
>>4700387
OP is arrested by the skeleton FBI

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)15:50:17 No.4700395

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)15:50:17 No.4700395

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4700381
searching for references I see

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)15:51:19 No.4700396

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)15:51:19 No.4700396

>>4700394
they have no legal case against you, all bones and shadows are 18+

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/18/21(Thu)15:52:46 No.4700399

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/18/21(Thu)15:52:46 No.4700399

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4700394
That's gonna be a lot of years spent in coolhole

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/18/21(Thu)15:58:59 No.4700404

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/18/21(Thu)15:58:59 No.4700404

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>>4700399
>>4700396
Sadly the skeleton justice system is harsh. OP will be let out of his cell in about 20 hours.

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/18/21(Thu)16:01:09 No.4700407

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/18/21(Thu)16:01:09 No.4700407

>>4700404
It was worth it imo

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/19/21(Fri)12:03:53 No.4701494

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/19/21(Fri)12:03:53 No.4701494

>>4700404
20 houyrs

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)12:33:48 No.4701514

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)12:33:48 No.4701514

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>>4701494
No, it cannot be

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/19/21(Fri)12:39:41 No.4701519

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/19/21(Fri)12:39:41 No.4701519

>>4701514
Ah, ok then

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU)
03/19/21(Fri)12:44:20 No.4701521

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU) 03/19/21(Fri)12:44:20 No.4701521

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4701514
I'm die. Thank you forever.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)12:51:37 No.4701525

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)12:51:37 No.4701525

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>>4701519
>>4701521
Aight bye

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)12:57:03 No.4701530

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)12:57:03 No.4701530

>>4701525
where are numbers

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)12:58:35 No.4701537

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)12:58:35 No.4701537

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4701530
where are my numbers
WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS MEAN

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)13:00:48 No.4701542

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)13:00:48 No.4701542

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>>4701537
Anon screams in frustration

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)13:02:21 No.4701545

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)13:02:21 No.4701545

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4701542
He won't be frustrated when he meets Hank Wimbleton

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)13:02:31 No.4701546

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)13:02:31 No.4701546

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4701542
Quattro politely shares his wisdom with anon about numbers:
"You see, bigger numbers are - the better.
Embrace the grindan."

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)13:07:15 No.4701554

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)13:07:15 No.4701554

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>>4701545
Hush now. We don't wanna get a DMCA

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)13:08:35 No.4701555

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)13:08:35 No.4701555

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4701554
back to our dramatic combo attack with mother where combo attack is just shotasniffer shyly watches from afar how mother murders texas one sidely

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)13:11:11 No.4701559

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)13:11:11 No.4701559

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4701554
Speaking of DEE EM CEE how's our boss fight with Texas going

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)13:16:12 No.4701568

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)13:16:12 No.4701568

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4701559
Roll 2d100 for your current style ranking

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)13:16:56 No.4701570

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)13:16:56 No.4701570

Rolled 96, 94 = 190 (2d100)

>>4701568
Mother doesn't accept anything below SSS

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)13:33:27 No.4701589

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)13:33:27 No.4701589

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>>4701570

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)13:35:20 No.4701597

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)13:35:20 No.4701597

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4701589
since all budget went to flashy UI, we can only show aftermath of the fight
and maybe explosion or two

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/19/21(Fri)13:36:16 No.4701599

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/19/21(Fri)13:36:16 No.4701599

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4701589
Wowie, back to plot.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)13:41:45 No.4701608

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)13:41:45 No.4701608

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>>4701599
Unfortunately we spent all out budget on that graphic. So have Quattro re enacting the fight through action figures

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/19/21(Fri)13:44:12 No.4701610

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/19/21(Fri)13:44:12 No.4701610

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4701608
Excellent, How is Lilly doing?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)13:47:43 No.4701613

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)13:47:43 No.4701613

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>>4701610
"Damn, bro. You play with dolls?"

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/19/21(Fri)13:48:55 No.4701614

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/19/21(Fri)13:48:55 No.4701614

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4701613
Now we deal with our Mother.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)13:49:27 No.4701615

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)13:49:27 No.4701615

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4701613
Those are action figures, I mind you

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)13:52:46 No.4701618

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)13:52:46 No.4701618

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4701613
"If it's that bad then why did you say no when I asked if you wanted to play out the fight together"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)13:54:09 No.4701622

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)13:54:09 No.4701622

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>>4701618
"cuz you're pretty cringe, bro"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)13:55:49 No.4701629

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)13:55:49 No.4701629

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4701622
feel sad, but it's okay
You are not weak anymore quattro, you can proudly do what you like!
And, well, at least you are not Marian

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)14:00:29 No.4701633

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)14:00:29 No.4701633

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>>4701629
Of course, Marian has became one of the worst things you can think of.

A televangelist

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)14:01:54 No.4701634

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)14:01:54 No.4701634

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4701633
The true horror of the random telephone call which interrupts the chilling time.
The NERVE on that bastard.

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/19/21(Fri)14:01:59 No.4701635

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/19/21(Fri)14:01:59 No.4701635

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4701633
he only did it to raise the money for the funds we need to shoot a good scene with mom, shotasniff, and I guess texas too.

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/19/21(Fri)14:03:13 No.4701636

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/19/21(Fri)14:03:13 No.4701636

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4701633
And he's gaining a scary amount of followers already.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)14:05:31 No.4701640

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)14:05:31 No.4701640

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>>4701634
Sometimes his sermons would interrupt your TV shows too!

Truly the worst brother

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/19/21(Fri)14:07:20 No.4701643

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/19/21(Fri)14:07:20 No.4701643

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4701640
Op gets his government issued slave driver in the mail who forces him to draw out a masterful fight scene.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)14:08:03 No.4701645

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)14:08:03 No.4701645

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4701640
And don't forget delays! Or outright cancellation of week's episode!
Quattro, it's time to destroy his little religion, this cannot stand!

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)14:13:41 No.4701652

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)14:13:41 No.4701652

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>>4701645
"RASPUTIN! BRO! I NEED YOUR HELP!"

"What is it, Quattro?"

"I GOTTA GO TO THE MOON RIGHT NOW"

"wat"

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/19/21(Fri)14:16:05 No.4701657

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/19/21(Fri)14:16:05 No.4701657

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4701652
Marian is being an annoying televangelist and I'm gonna stop him! That and he might give too much attention to our plans and such

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/19/21(Fri)14:16:31 No.4701659

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/19/21(Fri)14:16:31 No.4701659

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4701652
"Is this about your stupid as show being canceled this week?"
"Yes, Now get me to the moon."

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)14:16:38 No.4701660

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)14:16:38 No.4701660

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4701652
No Quattro, to go to the moon you must better your skills first.
Shove him into training dungeon with no option to escape Rasputin.
Quattro's time come for powering up arc ~~done in background to rest of the plot~~

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)14:24:15 No.4701665

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)14:24:15 No.4701665

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>>4701660
"I'm gonna shove you into the Void of Training Dungeons now"

"BRO PLEASE I GOTTA WATCH MY SHOWS"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)14:25:44 No.4701666

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)14:25:44 No.4701666

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4701665
SEND HIM AWAY, RASPUTIN
IT'S FOR THE BEST

Rasputin just wants to see that old warrior who bested him to come back

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/19/21(Fri)14:25:48 No.4701667

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/19/21(Fri)14:25:48 No.4701667

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4701665
"I'll throw a tv in there for you, Also say hi to Mark for me."

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/19/21(Fri)14:26:18 No.4701668

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/19/21(Fri)14:26:18 No.4701668

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4701665
Beach Time Cocktail Show finale is just next week!

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)14:27:04 No.4701669

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)14:27:04 No.4701669

>>4701667
>Mark
goddammit
at least that should level Quattro's mentality

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/19/21(Fri)14:30:38 No.4701674

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/19/21(Fri)14:30:38 No.4701674

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>>4701667

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)14:32:26 No.4701677

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)14:32:26 No.4701677

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>>4701667
"BRO PLEASE I GOTTA STOP MARIAN"

"The moment you complete your training, you'll automatically get sent to the moon. Don't worry about it"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)14:33:36 No.4701678

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)14:33:36 No.4701678

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4701677
It's the shortest way - the way which depends on your power alone, Quattro
You can do it.

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/19/21(Fri)14:34:14 No.4701679

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/19/21(Fri)14:34:14 No.4701679

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4701677
Well it better have a cool bar ready!

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/19/21(Fri)14:34:14 No.4701680

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/19/21(Fri)14:34:14 No.4701680

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4701677
Just throw him in already.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)14:49:44 No.4701697

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)14:49:44 No.4701697

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>>4701679
"Depends on your performance"

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/19/21(Fri)14:50:49 No.4701698

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/19/21(Fri)14:50:49 No.4701698

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4701697
Because of mysterious void powers, Quattro's training will actually 100% guarantee that he'll suck less afterwards - it'll give him a permanent bonus to all rolls or something...
[conditions apply]

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/19/21(Fri)14:51:47 No.4701700

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/19/21(Fri)14:51:47 No.4701700

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4701697
it has no effect on quattro, he learns nothing. but he manages to get to the moon anyway somehow

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)14:52:46 No.4701702

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)14:52:46 No.4701702

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4701697
aaaand close portal
Rasputin now is in better mood
This training is so brutal even he had problem with it. This will surely provide results.

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/19/21(Fri)14:55:15 No.4701708

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/19/21(Fri)14:55:15 No.4701708

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4701697
>>4701702
I'll support this guy.

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)14:55:37 No.4701709

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)14:55:37 No.4701709

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>>4701700
Truly dice god is a cruel despot

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)14:56:45 No.4701712

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)14:56:45 No.4701712

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4701709
I mean let's just make very hard roll to pass whenever Quattro is mentioned to appear - if roll is not passed then Quattro can't go out from training void

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/19/21(Fri)14:57:55 No.4701714

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/19/21(Fri)14:57:55 No.4701714

Rolled 51 (1d100)

quattro has a biker jacket that says "job or die" on the back

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/19/21(Fri)14:58:59 No.4701715

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/19/21(Fri)14:58:59 No.4701715

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4701709
>>4701712 This but if we do succeed in summoning him back he has super-OP bonuses

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)15:00:24 No.4701716

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)15:00:24 No.4701716

>>4701715
and if we not, small portal is opens where we can hear quattro yelling in pain of training
other skellies can toss items there to motivate him

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/19/21(Fri)15:03:18 No.4701721

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/19/21(Fri)15:03:18 No.4701721

>>4701716
Like biker jackets

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/19/21(Fri)15:04:10 No.4701722

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/19/21(Fri)15:04:10 No.4701722

>>4701716
And Tv's.

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)15:04:21 No.4701724

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)15:04:21 No.4701724

>>4701721
you can toss whole motorcycle in part by part, so he get a chance to assemble it to not go cray cray there completely

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)15:05:23 No.4701727

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)15:05:23 No.4701727

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>>4701714
Quattro "King of the Jobbers" Del Petto

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)15:06:33 No.4701730

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)15:06:33 No.4701730

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4701727
and a sideburns ~~painted with marker~~

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/19/21(Fri)15:06:35 No.4701731

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/19/21(Fri)15:06:35 No.4701731

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4701727
Cut to Quattro cursing the Dice God and his creations

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs)
03/19/21(Fri)15:06:52 No.4701734

Anonymous (ID: iJnpM2Hs) 03/19/21(Fri)15:06:52 No.4701734

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4701727
Now lets get back to family drama.

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)15:07:32 No.4701736

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)15:07:32 No.4701736

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4701727
Does Quattro realize what it's supposed to be a play on words for

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/19/21(Fri)15:09:09 No.4701739

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/19/21(Fri)15:09:09 No.4701739

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4701727
Dice God grants Quattro mysterious horrific powers

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)15:12:58 No.4701745

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)15:12:58 No.4701745

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>>4701731
Quattro curses at the heavens. But the Dice God does not answer

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/19/21(Fri)15:14:03 No.4701746

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/19/21(Fri)15:14:03 No.4701746

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4701745
the gods know that quattro only has himself to blame.

now back to the plot

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)15:14:11 No.4701747

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)15:14:11 No.4701747

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4701745
Only one way to overcome dice is become stronger than dice quattro
You got trainining ground
now get to it

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/19/21(Fri)15:15:15 No.4701748

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/19/21(Fri)15:15:15 No.4701748

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4701745
Cut to Shotasniffer cursing the Dice God and his creations

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)15:15:53 No.4701751

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)15:15:53 No.4701751

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4701745
He'll have to take it up with RNGesus later then

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/19/21(Fri)15:16:11 No.4701752

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/19/21(Fri)15:16:11 No.4701752

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4701745
Swear great vengeance upon him, but don't make it a sidequest, we wouldn't want OP to be side tracked, now would we?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)15:20:10 No.4701759

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)15:20:10 No.4701759

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>>4701746

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)15:20:42 No.4701760

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)15:20:42 No.4701760

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4701759
juggle him

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)15:26:44 No.4701764

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)15:26:44 No.4701764

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4701759
(nigh-incomprehensibly bass boosted butt rock in the distance)

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)15:30:00 No.4701766

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)15:30:00 No.4701766

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>>4701760

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m)
03/19/21(Fri)15:31:32 No.4701769

Anonymous (ID: Z8o1tN2m) 03/19/21(Fri)15:31:32 No.4701769

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4701766
Now on unicycles!

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)15:32:26 No.4701770

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)15:32:26 No.4701770

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4701766
do it for a bit so he'll gain momentum, then use that momentum to smash him into the ground via aerial suplex

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/19/21(Fri)15:33:41 No.4701772

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/19/21(Fri)15:33:41 No.4701772

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4701766
that aint falco

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)15:35:01 No.4701775

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)15:35:01 No.4701775

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4701766
"Accidentally" miss the catch, that'd be funny

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)15:43:27 No.4701783

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)15:43:27 No.4701783

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>>4701772
[undecipherable yelling]

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/19/21(Fri)15:48:32 No.4701785

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/19/21(Fri)15:48:32 No.4701785

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4701783
double up smash into a mother daughter kick

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/19/21(Fri)15:49:35 No.4701786

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/19/21(Fri)15:49:35 No.4701786

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4701783
>>4701785
and finish him off with lowkicks

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)15:59:05 No.4701790

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)15:59:05 No.4701790

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4701783
FACKUN
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNCCH

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)16:04:40 No.4701795

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)16:04:40 No.4701795

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>>4701785

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)16:06:37 No.4701798

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)16:06:37 No.4701798

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4701795
Wait that's not gonna end up sending Texas to the moon is it

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/19/21(Fri)16:11:01 No.4701802

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/19/21(Fri)16:11:01 No.4701802

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4701795
high fives

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)16:11:03 No.4701803

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)16:11:03 No.4701803

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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4701798
Roll 2d100 for it

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/19/21(Fri)16:13:16 No.4701806

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/19/21(Fri)16:13:16 No.4701806

Rolled 60, 60 = 120 (2d100)

>>4701803
No

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/19/21(Fri)16:15:08 No.4701808

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/19/21(Fri)16:15:08 No.4701808

Rolled 18, 31 = 49 (2d100)

>>4701803
yes

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)16:16:23 No.4701810

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)16:16:23 No.4701810

Rolled 21, 92 = 113 (2d100)

>>4701803
Maybe

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)16:20:55 No.4701815

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)16:20:55 No.4701815

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>>4701806
Ah yes. Numbers

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/19/21(Fri)16:22:36 No.4701818

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/19/21(Fri)16:22:36 No.4701818

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4701815
Does this mean Texas is going to have a big 60 somehow engraved into his forehead from now on?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/19/21(Fri)16:28:30 No.4701826

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/19/21(Fri)16:28:30 No.4701826

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>>4701818
OP will need a night's sleep to mull this over.

We will return whenever that's done

Anonymous (ID: zogcHTr1)
03/19/21(Fri)23:52:38 No.4702521

Anonymous (ID: zogcHTr1) 03/19/21(Fri)23:52:38 No.4702521

>>4701826
And thus OP never woke up

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/20/21(Sat)10:42:43 No.4703024

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/20/21(Sat)10:42:43 No.4703024

>>4702521
rip

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/20/21(Sat)10:48:07 No.4703031

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/20/21(Sat)10:48:07 No.4703031

>>4702521 >>4703024
F

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/21/21(Sun)07:28:50 No.4704469

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/21/21(Sun)07:28:50 No.4704469

OP is now currently hibernating until at least tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/22/21(Mon)09:30:26 No.4706080

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/22/21(Mon)09:30:26 No.4706080

>>4704469
OP never woke up

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/22/21(Mon)12:31:41 No.4706220

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/22/21(Mon)12:31:41 No.4706220

>>4706080
This is true. RIP

Anonymous (ID: yToi2klR)
03/22/21(Mon)21:27:16 No.4706931

Anonymous (ID: yToi2klR) 03/22/21(Mon)21:27:16 No.4706931

>>4706220
When thread

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/22/21(Mon)21:53:30 No.4706979

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/22/21(Mon)21:53:30 No.4706979

>>4706931
Yes

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/23/21(Tue)07:19:24 No.4707401

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/23/21(Tue)07:19:24 No.4707401

>>4706979
No

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)11:01:02 No.4707535

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)11:01:02 No.4707535

>>4706931
2 hoursa

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/23/21(Tue)13:24:10 No.4707631

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/23/21(Tue)13:24:10 No.4707631

>>4707535
Time to win game of smash

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)13:28:52 No.4707634

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)13:28:52 No.4707634

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>>4707631

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/23/21(Tue)13:30:33 No.4707635

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/23/21(Tue)13:30:33 No.4707635

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4707634
By smash we mean smash Texas, right?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)13:39:44 No.4707645

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)13:39:44 No.4707645

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>>4707635

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU)
03/23/21(Tue)13:45:02 No.4707647

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU) 03/23/21(Tue)13:45:02 No.4707647

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4707645
In the butt?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)13:49:33 No.4707656

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)13:49:33 No.4707656

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>>4707647

Anonymous (ID: SxJDWvVK)
03/23/21(Tue)13:52:45 No.4707659

Anonymous (ID: SxJDWvVK) 03/23/21(Tue)13:52:45 No.4707659

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4707656
Now, back to the program! Brought to you by our new mother-daughter heroic duo!

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)13:59:42 No.4707666

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)13:59:42 No.4707666

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>>4707659
But is it over?! Does Texas has something left up his sleeve?

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/23/21(Tue)14:04:39 No.4707678

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/23/21(Tue)14:04:39 No.4707678

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4707666
Bigger guns, what else could you possibly think would be up his sleeve

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU)
03/23/21(Tue)14:16:17 No.4707692

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU) 03/23/21(Tue)14:16:17 No.4707692

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4707666
A skeleton child up his sleeve

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)14:16:18 No.4707693

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)14:16:18 No.4707693

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Rolled 64 (1d1000)

>>4707678
oh shit you're right

ROLL 2d1000

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU)
03/23/21(Tue)14:17:19 No.4707695

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU) 03/23/21(Tue)14:17:19 No.4707695

Rolled 851, 947 = 1798 (2d1000)

>>4707693

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)14:25:03 No.4707702

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)14:25:03 No.4707702

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>>4707695
Texas must be on his last legs, his aim kinda sucks

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU)
03/23/21(Tue)14:26:33 No.4707705

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU) 03/23/21(Tue)14:26:33 No.4707705

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4707702
Axe kick him in the hat. Time to knock him out!

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)14:37:05 No.4707714

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)14:37:05 No.4707714

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>>4707705

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/23/21(Tue)14:39:11 No.4707718

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/23/21(Tue)14:39:11 No.4707718

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4707714
And then he went asleep

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/23/21(Tue)14:42:19 No.4707722

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/23/21(Tue)14:42:19 No.4707722

>>4707714
but did we win more of mom's love with this?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)14:43:02 No.4707723

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)14:43:02 No.4707723

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>>4707718
A metaphorical representation of what happened

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/23/21(Tue)14:43:22 No.4707724

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/23/21(Tue)14:43:22 No.4707724

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4707722

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU)
03/23/21(Tue)14:47:02 No.4707730

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU) 03/23/21(Tue)14:47:02 No.4707730

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4707723
I'll give you $5 if you increase the budget

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)14:52:03 No.4707739

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)14:52:03 No.4707739

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>>4707730
There

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/23/21(Tue)14:55:32 No.4707740

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/23/21(Tue)14:55:32 No.4707740

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4707739
with tex defeated, there is still the problem of the heros and mom

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/23/21(Tue)14:57:56 No.4707745

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/23/21(Tue)14:57:56 No.4707745

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4707739
How does raising the budget replace the axehead with his hat

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)15:01:44 No.4707748

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)15:01:44 No.4707748

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>>4707745
WHoops, my mistake, the texture didn't load right

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU)
03/23/21(Tue)15:05:54 No.4707752

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU) 03/23/21(Tue)15:05:54 No.4707752

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4707748
Final season cancelled

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/23/21(Tue)15:18:26 No.4707766

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/23/21(Tue)15:18:26 No.4707766

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>>4707752
How unfortunate.

OP must now put thread on hold for another 24 hours to contemplate this terrible news.

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU)
03/23/21(Tue)15:19:01 No.4707767

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU) 03/23/21(Tue)15:19:01 No.4707767

>>4707766
Oh shit is Tex dead?

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt)
03/23/21(Tue)15:20:45 No.4707769

Anonymous (ID: OILPFftt) 03/23/21(Tue)15:20:45 No.4707769

>>4707767
don't dish it out if you cant step into the octagon

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/23/21(Tue)15:28:41 No.4707779

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/23/21(Tue)15:28:41 No.4707779

>>4707766
It's gonna heal up and leave behind a 60 isn't it

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/23/21(Tue)18:46:52 No.4707995

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/23/21(Tue)18:46:52 No.4707995

>>4707766
Seems adequately smashed... I guess...

Anonymous (ID: RNgxnIao)
03/23/21(Tue)19:01:36 No.4708013

Anonymous (ID: RNgxnIao) 03/23/21(Tue)19:01:36 No.4708013

>>4707767
He needs to be alive for the installments set in the future

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU)
03/23/21(Tue)19:15:59 No.4708042

Anonymous (ID: 3sCWASKU) 03/23/21(Tue)19:15:59 No.4708042

>>4708013
This is true.

Anonymous (ID: 1zhTGTus)
03/23/21(Tue)22:55:38 No.4708335

Anonymous (ID: 1zhTGTus) 03/23/21(Tue)22:55:38 No.4708335

>>4707647
going a little Brokeback Mountain here

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/24/21(Wed)13:06:41 No.4708941

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/24/21(Wed)13:06:41 No.4708941

>>4707766
It might be 24 hours if OP doesn't sleep

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/24/21(Wed)13:43:17 No.4708995

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/24/21(Wed)13:43:17 No.4708995

>>4708941
GOnna need another 24 .
got work

Anonymous (ID: 7j8uSKt1)
03/25/21(Thu)21:56:00 No.4711452

Anonymous (ID: 7j8uSKt1) 03/25/21(Thu)21:56:00 No.4711452

You have to let it go anon, the accident was 6 months ago

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)08:52:21 No.4712014

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)08:52:21 No.4712014

>>4708995
too much 24 hours

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)11:35:06 No.4712174

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)11:35:06 No.4712174

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>>4712014
OP has no concept of time, shush

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)11:41:55 No.4712181

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)11:41:55 No.4712181

>>4712174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXrJgMGMOIo&ab_channel=MisterBlue
>OP was a time diver all along

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)11:55:17 No.4712198

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)11:55:17 No.4712198

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>>4712181

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)11:57:14 No.4712200

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)11:57:14 No.4712200

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4712198
check the timer, OP, is it time for a bread?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)12:12:38 No.4712228

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)12:12:38 No.4712228

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>>4712200
Timer says 30 minutes

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)12:16:06 No.4712230

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)12:16:06 No.4712230

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4712228
well then
how have you been OP?

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)12:20:15 No.4712234

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)12:20:15 No.4712234

>>4712230
Pretty swell, kinda gassy

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)12:21:21 No.4712237

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)12:21:21 No.4712237

>>4712234
you should ease on those poak buns, OP

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)12:36:33 No.4712251

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)12:36:33 No.4712251

>>4712237
no

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)12:37:59 No.4712252

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)12:37:59 No.4712252

watch godzilla vs kong

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)12:38:02 No.4712253

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)12:38:02 No.4712253

>>4712251
well it's either you let go of poak buns, or let go of your dog farm
you decide

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)12:47:15 No.4712264

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)12:47:15 No.4712264

>>4712253
Neitherrrrr

>>4712252
Well not right now. It won't show here til Sunday

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)12:52:26 No.4712269

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)12:52:26 No.4712269

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4712264
it's been 30 minutes, time to stop eating poak buns

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)12:57:38 No.4712275

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)12:57:38 No.4712275

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>>4712269

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)12:58:32 No.4712276

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)12:58:32 No.4712276

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4712275
fine, you can eat this one
just put the dog down

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)12:59:00 No.4712278

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)12:59:00 No.4712278

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4712275
got to ken still lying down on the ground and the heroine thinking he's a coward

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)12:59:47 No.4712279

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)12:59:47 No.4712279

>>4712276
>put the dog down
ANON NO

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)13:01:18 No.4712282

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)13:01:18 No.4712282

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>>4712276
If you insist

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)13:02:16 No.4712285

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)13:02:16 No.4712285

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4712282
>>4712278

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)13:03:22 No.4712287

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)13:03:22 No.4712287

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4712282
do it, but off screen

and watch spaghetti unfold >>4712278

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)13:09:49 No.4712296

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)13:09:49 No.4712296

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>>4712287
The armored heroine looks at Ken in disdain

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)13:11:34 No.4712299

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)13:11:34 No.4712299

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4712296
Ken attempts to salvage situation by acting like he was jumping on a grenade to protect others

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)13:12:44 No.4712302

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)13:12:44 No.4712302

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4712299
speaking of grenades, did murderbones' grenade ever explode

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)13:14:58 No.4712306

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)13:14:58 No.4712306

>>4712302
See
>>4682144
>>4682150

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)13:15:54 No.4712311

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)13:15:54 No.4712311

>>4712306
that was a bomb, not the live one chosen one gave her before he kicked her out

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)13:23:58 No.4712318

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)13:23:58 No.4712318

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4712299
Roll 2d100 to pretend there was a grenade under there
-20 debuff due to difficulty

>>4712311
Oh no it exploded. It's how she got the tattered cloak and flaming head

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)13:25:24 No.4712320

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)13:25:24 No.4712320

Rolled 2, 45 = 47 (2d100)

>>4712318
we romcom now

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)13:25:44 No.4712321

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)13:25:44 No.4712321

Rolled 60, 71 = 131 (2d100)

>>4712318
she looks at you with scorn anyway

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)13:32:45 No.4712330

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)13:32:45 No.4712330

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>>4712321

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)13:33:31 No.4712332

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)13:33:31 No.4712332

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4712330
um, fancy meeting you here, slowly roll away

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)13:34:14 No.4712334

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)13:34:14 No.4712334

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4712330
>>4712332
"Your brother is a terrible hero, Jeanne"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)13:39:15 No.4712344

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)13:39:15 No.4712344

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>>4712332

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)13:40:32 No.4712347

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)13:40:32 No.4712347

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4712344
>>4712334
"I mean he sucks compared to Rasputin"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)13:40:56 No.4712348

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)13:40:56 No.4712348

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4712344
bump into texas

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)13:55:08 No.4712371

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)13:55:08 No.4712371

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>>4712347
"But to be honest anyone would come up short compare to that fine specimen of a man. Such a fine example of what a true hero should be"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)13:57:33 No.4712374

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)13:57:33 No.4712374

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4712371
give her pamphlet to Rasputin dojo

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)13:58:05 No.4712375

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)13:58:05 No.4712375

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4712374
>>4712371
she's clearly grimacing in anger over his shittiness and not for other reasons

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)14:08:23 No.4712399

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)14:08:23 No.4712399

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>>4712374
"Thank you. I will treasure this forever. After I cut out whoever that glasses wearing weirdo is"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)14:10:24 No.4712405

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)14:10:24 No.4712405

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4712399
meanwhile quattro has completed his training is now going to confront marian
or would have if marian didn't try to tell his brethren to worship SRQ3 so now both of them are being shot out of a moon cannon

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)14:15:39 No.4712416

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)14:15:39 No.4712416

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>>4712405
A Quattro arc?! So soon right after we found a way to keep him offscreen?! you must be mad

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)14:17:39 No.4712426

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)14:17:39 No.4712426

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4712416
it's not a quattro arc, just a follow-up, we can shift back after that
besides you can just draw the cannon

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/26/21(Fri)14:19:14 No.4712430

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/26/21(Fri)14:19:14 No.4712430

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4712416
He's playing Nuclear Throne with Luke in offscreen character hell

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)14:29:22 No.4712446

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)14:29:22 No.4712446

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4712416
fuck I got distracted
don't forget we need to roll to see if he completed training

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)14:30:33 No.4712448

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)14:30:33 No.4712448

>>4712446
Anon
>>4701700

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)14:31:05 No.4712450

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)14:31:05 No.4712450

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4712426
When he was at the peak of his sermon, Marian tried to sway his congregation into worshiping Super Robot Pilot : The Complete Series as the Pastry's Church official holy scripture. It was like a veil lifted. Marian's control over them was no more. The entire church turned on him and shoved him into the Moon cannon.

For Quattro's part, he is still inside the hellish training dimension. Roll 2d100 to see if he has completed his training

The training dimension has a +30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)14:32:13 No.4712454

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)14:32:13 No.4712454

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4712450
>autolose
he gets beaten by a cute fluffy rabbit

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)14:34:38 No.4712455

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)14:34:38 No.4712455

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>>4712454
Sadly life is cruel and Quattro is still stuck in his training.

While Marian is shot into space

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)14:36:22 No.4712458

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)14:36:22 No.4712458

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4712455

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)14:37:30 No.4712461

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)14:37:30 No.4712461

>>4712455
>>4712458
sad, back to shadowboss jr and rainbowman jr arguing about shotansniffer

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)14:37:47 No.4712462

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)14:37:47 No.4712462

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4712455
with or without bread

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)14:37:55 No.4712463

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)14:37:55 No.4712463

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>>4712458
Yes indeed. Anon is left in stunned silence at how cruel the universe can be

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)14:38:45 No.4712464

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)14:38:45 No.4712464

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4712463
>>4712461
they didn't even give him a supply of bread, the bastards

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)14:38:49 No.4712465

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)14:38:49 No.4712465

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4712463
man this is deep

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)14:45:04 No.4712478

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)14:45:04 No.4712478

>>4712465
https://youtu.be/fpdBymAf94Q

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)14:57:25 No.4712494

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)14:57:25 No.4712494

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>>4712464
A very heated debate

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)14:58:59 No.4712496

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)14:58:59 No.4712496

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4712494
"I WILL AVENGE MY DAD LOSING HIS WIFE TO YOUR FATHER"
"YOUR DAD WAS A KEKOLD"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)15:00:23 No.4712500

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)15:00:23 No.4712500

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4712494
grab popcorn

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)15:08:16 No.4712515

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)15:08:16 No.4712515

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>>4712500
>>4712496

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)15:10:07 No.4712521

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)15:10:07 No.4712521

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4712515
just try to not think that it can be you on receiving end
maybe mom will let out enough steam to forget small mistakes

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)15:11:12 No.4712524

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)15:11:12 No.4712524

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4712515
she really doesn't care about you being a hero, she just doesn't like her half-brother being your superior

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)15:21:22 No.4712550

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)15:21:22 No.4712550

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>>4712521
>>4712524
Of course. Mom's usually more supportive of everyone's decisions.

It's just that Rainbowman Jr offered you an official place in the Hero Group. Naturally, as he outranks you, you'll be under his wing.

Negotiations were cut short from there.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)15:22:17 No.4712554

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)15:22:17 No.4712554

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4712550
hey its not like more family members would interrupt it
meanwhile
"We found you, Lolisniffer, stop pretending that I'm your Grandma"

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)15:22:25 No.4712555

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)15:22:25 No.4712555

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4712550
maybe we should just get away while everyone is distracted

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)15:32:09 No.4712574

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)15:32:09 No.4712574

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>>4712555
"Soooo. Officially retreating?"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)15:33:18 No.4712575

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)15:33:18 No.4712575

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4712574
Yeah we can just use the blim-
"WE HAVE CAPTURED LOLISNIFFER, EVERYONE STAND DOWN"
wait what

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)15:33:44 No.4712578

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)15:33:44 No.4712578

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4712574
I prefer call it strategic relocation

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)15:35:53 No.4712584

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)15:35:53 No.4712584

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4712574
Well this has gone so tits-up that tits are reemerging from below after circumnavigating the globe. What did we actually achieve, is it worth sticking around?

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf)
03/26/21(Fri)15:40:22 No.4712594

Anonymous (ID: d0FUaoGf) 03/26/21(Fri)15:40:22 No.4712594

preemtivly thanks for bread, op, i'm off
I can't stay awake much longer

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)15:43:29 No.4712597

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)15:43:29 No.4712597

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>>4712575
*record scratch*

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)15:44:51 No.4712599

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)15:44:51 No.4712599

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4712597
Meanwhile
"I'm not da-"
"Stop pretending and admit it."

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/26/21(Fri)15:46:58 No.4712602

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/26/21(Fri)15:46:58 No.4712602

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4712597
*freeze frame*

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)15:47:22 No.4712603

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)15:47:22 No.4712603

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4712597
I hope he's just let himself get captured and is pretending to have been overpowered so he can ambush them
And that Grandma doesn't destroy the universe in the meantime

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)15:53:01 No.4712611

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)15:53:01 No.4712611

>>4712603
Whoever wins everyone else loses

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)15:59:44 No.4712623

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)15:59:44 No.4712623

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>>4712599
"NEVERRR"

"YOU ARE DA WORST, QUATTOR. DA WORRSSTTTT"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Training's going well

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)16:01:54 No.4712626

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)16:01:54 No.4712626

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4712623
Now to the blimp
"Can't believe it was that easy to capture him, he was just literally right there wearing grunt clothes"

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)16:03:18 No.4712628

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)16:03:18 No.4712628

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4712623
That's it harden the fuck up Quattro
Back to whoever it is that's impersonating Lolisniffer

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)16:06:19 No.4712631

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)16:06:19 No.4712631

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>>4712628
Footage is being broadcasted from the USSR blimp

"Uh yes. I'm captured. Me. Lolisniffer. And totally not my son, the Chosen One, pretending to be his dad"

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)16:10:15 No.4712637

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)16:10:15 No.4712637

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4712631
We can salvage this situation yet
Let's have "Dad" lure the heroes someplace so we we can trap and destroy them

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)16:11:43 No.4712641

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)16:11:43 No.4712641

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4712631
"uh that's obviously Chosen-"
"LOLISNIFFER'S CAUGHT EVERYONE WE MUST CELEBRATE"
"WHAAAAAAAAT?"

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)16:17:04 No.4712656

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)16:17:04 No.4712656

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>>4712641
Everything is in even more of an uproar right now. Heroes and villains alike cheer and hug eachother.

Mom is just really confused while having her fist embedded into Rainbowman Jr's face

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)16:19:30 No.4712660

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)16:19:30 No.4712660

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4712656
Meanwhile, unnoticed, Lilly is poking Uncle Texas with her sword to check if he's dead

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)16:27:05 No.4712672

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)16:27:05 No.4712672

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>>4712660
*tiny, almost mute, wail of pain*

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)16:30:56 No.4712676

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)16:30:56 No.4712676

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4712672
Guess she's not in too much danger now...
Damn, we'll have to try some other way to add more chaos

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)16:31:52 No.4712678

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)16:31:52 No.4712678

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4712672
>>4712676
Like say Mom attacking Shadowlady in a fit of rage?

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)16:36:39 No.4712683

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)16:36:39 No.4712683

>>4712678
Sure. Why not.
Shotasniffer should find something to Rage™ about too

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)16:53:20 No.4712718

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)16:53:20 No.4712718

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>>4712678
BACK UP ON THE BLIMP

"Now that I have your attention. Lolisniffer is now captured under my control. So now I---"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)16:55:39 No.4712724

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)16:55:39 No.4712724

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4712718
"oh look, the dumb bitch who bit me"

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)16:56:24 No.4712728

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)16:56:24 No.4712728

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4712718
She jumped from the ground onto the blimp?
That's some impressive rage

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)17:08:49 No.4712748

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)17:08:49 No.4712748

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>>4712724
"YOU WERE THE WORST STEPMOM"

"FUCK YOU, JOJO WAS THE BETTER CHILD"

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)17:11:51 No.4712758

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)17:11:51 No.4712758

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4712748
"so what was the point of this plan again, tie me up and have everyone throw a huge bash to..?"

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)17:14:09 No.4712764

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)17:14:09 No.4712764

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4712748
Chosen One takes this opportunity to put his own spin on the plan

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)17:18:34 No.4712772

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)17:18:34 No.4712772

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>>4712764
Alright. Chosen One. Grandma from Mama's side told you of her plan to have you pretend to be Dad and get captured. This way she'll gain massive leverage over both the heroes and villains to get whatever she wants for herself and your family. There was a bit about ruining dad's rep too or something but you didn't really catch that. But now mom and her are fighting. Whatcha gonna do?

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)17:22:09 No.4712782

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)17:22:09 No.4712782

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4712772
listen in on their actual plans

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/26/21(Fri)17:22:33 No.4712783

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/26/21(Fri)17:22:33 No.4712783

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4712772
Do that thing literally every protagonist tied up in a chair does, rock it back and forth until you fall over and somehow that unties you

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)17:26:26 No.4712788

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)17:26:26 No.4712788

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4712772
I was thinking >>4712783 too, but rock back over to the controls and land on top of them to kamikaze-crash the blimp into the hero conference

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)17:29:18 No.4712794

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)17:29:18 No.4712794

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>>4712782
Currently all you can hear are loud yelling.

On account of your grandma and your mom beating the shit outta eachother

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)17:30:43 No.4712799

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)17:30:43 No.4712799

>>4712794
>>4712783
did you even ask what she wanted anyway

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)17:37:28 No.4712810

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)17:37:28 No.4712810

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4712794
Threaten to fry some of the city with the orbital laser unless your demands are met

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)17:38:36 No.4712813

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)17:38:36 No.4712813

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4712794
>>4712810
>>4712799

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)17:38:45 No.4712814

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)17:38:45 No.4712814

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>>4712799
Sadly no.

Now roll 2d100 to shake around outta this chair.

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)17:39:48 No.4712817

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)17:39:48 No.4712817

Rolled 77, 62 = 139 (2d100)

>>4712814

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp)
03/26/21(Fri)17:40:49 No.4712820

Anonymous (ID: W6Lvuspp) 03/26/21(Fri)17:40:49 No.4712820

Rolled 32, 56 = 88 (2d100)

>>4712814
Aim for the controls because why not

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs)
03/26/21(Fri)17:41:45 No.4712821

Anonymous (ID: 8+IUnpRs) 03/26/21(Fri)17:41:45 No.4712821

Rolled 75, 39 = 114 (2d100)

>>4712814

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)17:47:57 No.4712827

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)17:47:57 No.4712827

Rolled 42 (1d100)

whoops forgot the roll for the chair

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)17:49:54 No.4712828

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)17:49:54 No.4712828

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>>4712817

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/)
03/26/21(Fri)17:51:01 No.4712829

Anonymous (ID: WzLHIAe/) 03/26/21(Fri)17:51:01 No.4712829

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4712828
>>4712810 while you free yourself, that will surely help your sister

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/26/21(Fri)18:00:32 No.4712843

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/26/21(Fri)18:00:32 No.4712843

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>>4712829
Watever you do...save it for next thread. This one's done. My brain feels like it's frying.

See yaaaaaa

https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: E7rzCn+p)
03/26/21(Fri)19:45:06 No.4713009

Anonymous (ID: E7rzCn+p) 03/26/21(Fri)19:45:06 No.4713009

Imagine being Quattro, trying to do something only to either have your accomplishments either taken from you, fall short, or have the problem solve itself before you come in

Anonymous (ID: 1zhTGTus)
03/26/21(Fri)21:12:18 No.4713127

Anonymous (ID: 1zhTGTus) 03/26/21(Fri)21:12:18 No.4713127

>>4712772
Honestly, Chosen One really does look like Lolisniffer without the mask

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm)
03/27/21(Sat)10:26:09 No.4713662

Anonymous (ID: ucvxF6wm) 03/27/21(Sat)10:26:09 No.4713662

>>4713127
It's why he's told to keep it on all the time

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