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Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the world had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas.
"You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it!"
That's what you signed up for at the very least. But now you're surrounded by a bunch of marines, most of whom would love nothing more than to hang you in the gallows. Luckily Goofy just so happens to be that crazy strong Vice-Admirals grandson and if he takes you in, he'd need to take in Luffy as well, otherwise he'd have to answer questions he'd rather not.

But in all honesty the marines that want your head are the least of your concerns now. After Lyda was kind enough to stitch your skull back together Mary, your "sister" seemed rather upset and she stormed away which is quite strange. She never backed down before, ever. But now she's just giving up on her obsession like that? Fat chance! This must be a trick! You ask your crewmembers to help you stand up and you follow after her to find out just what she's up to. To your surprise you see Mary on her knees not too far away from here being consoled by her two friends. What is this? Mary is crying? Why? You've never seen her cry. Ever.

Realizing you're standing behind her Mary forces herself to stop sobbing for a minute and looks over her shoulder.
"S-Silver?"

"What?"

"C-Can we just, talk for a minute? Please?"
What... is this? Did she just ask PERMISSION from you?

>Nod
>Shake your head
>Other?
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Welcome to West Blue Seadogs, where logic is frowned upon and autism reigns supreme
If you want to have a dumb adventure I'll take your coat
Here's my twitter: @SpookyngQM

>Social Links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rL8USEZOSb4AYaJHv5BOhS7oDPqimv35y32CBsI3L8/edit?usp=sharing

>Character Sheet
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W48enlxynezhIQni0g97RT-A8z9HfS90NfCkbzTJiAA/edit?usp=sharing

And finally the archives:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=West+Blue+Seadogs+
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>>4693124
>Nod
Don't see any reason to not
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>>4693124
>Nod
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>>4693124
>Nod
Cautiously, preferably while hiding behind something... Or someone.
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>>4693124
>>Nod
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>>4693124
>>Nod
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>>4693143
We could always use the pickle barrel. Worked the first time.

>>4693124
>Nod
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>>4693156
>We could always use the pickle barrel. Worked the first time.
I hope she don't know the password
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>>4693156
*Nod*
We should ask that pickle barrel to join our crew, it did really come in handy... Besides, pickles!
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>>4693124
>Nod
>try not to run away
>Don't run away
>run away with all your might
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>>4693124
>Nod
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>>4693186
kek

>writing
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>> Nod
>> hug and use our doctor lydia as a plush toy and security shield.

:v I just want to tease lydia she is shy about personal space I want to see how she reactivates silver to do this
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>>4693200
This is jail bait, in this case for stitches.
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>>4693206
She's already going to jail for a long time so who cares?
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>>4693210
We do!
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>>4693206
I mean she's already using corpse parts to make her own best friend/waifu/husbando

Pretty sure she's already slated for Impel Down.
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>>4693212
>We
I fully encourage the girl to explore her blossoming attraction for fit young boys. Or at least i would if I was sure she wouldn't vivisect a few of them against their will.
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>>4693206
>>4693210
>>4693212
>>4693213
that and this will annoy mary to see silver show affection and appreciation without asking another girl and lyda is the most nervous about human contact so it will be fun to see the reactions of both this
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>>4693220
>Or at least i would if I was sure she wouldn't vivisect a few of them against their will
The price for zombie cunny is truly a heavy one.
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>>4693220
It's fine, she's a doctor. She knows how to patch them up afterwards, just look at all her plushies!
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>>4693227
>>4693228
>>4693220
and silver is made of hard and resistant things it is difficult to completely break completely unless you erase it in one hit the insurance will survive what you throw at it so it is perfect for any affectionate treatment of the one piece girls
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You awkwardly look around for any sign of a trap and see nothing. So you hesitantly nod while in your head you keep encouraging yourself to not run away in pants shitting fear because that would not be befitting of a pirate captain. And it looks like you were right to worry because as soon as you do it's like the lid popping off something that should've remained sealed. Mary almost lunges at you like a feral and very hungry beast. Luckily Lyda just came to check up on you because she's worried about your condition so you quickly grab and use her as a human shield while nestling close to her for emotional support. This makes Mary relent for some reason. She tries to reach forward with her shaking hand but decides to stay it instead. For some reason she fears Stitches. Good!

"I'm- I'm sorry!"
What?
"Am I really scaring you that much?"
You nod.
"B-But why? I don't understand! I just don't! You were never like that! Remember Amble Island? We did everything together! What changed? I just want to know! Please Silver! What made you so afraid? What made you get friendly with a bunch of scum like these pirates?!"

That did manage to push your buttons. And good thing that your head was almost cleaved in half because now all that steam has a place to get out. You gently let go of Stitches and put her behind your back as you step up to Mary.
"Take that back. I won't let ANYONE talk bad about my friends, my crew!"
You raise your hands feeling your rage pushing fear in the back of your mind.

"Friends?!"
Now Mary is the one who's also fuming. But it mixes with her sadness so it comes off as frustration.
"WE were supposed to be friends? Remember? Best friends forever! We used to do everything together! W-We are family! Do you not remember?! Why is this all happening now? I just don't understand!"
Finally she's breaking down in tears as her composure shatters.
"We were supposed to live happily together! Just the two of us! P-Please Silver just tell me already! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED! Do you not love me anymore?!"

>I do
>I don't
>I never did
>Other?
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>>4693243
...Wat?
I had to reread that one a few times mate, I think autocorrect buggered you up good.

But yes, I hear you. Silver is abnormally tough, tho I'd say that makes things very difficult for poor Lyda... She doesn't have the arms to cut us properly and I don't think anyone has invented power tools yet, tho she could probably use something like a steam powered concrete saw for chrismas...
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>>4693248
>I never did
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>>4693248
>>I never did
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>>4693248
>>I never did
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>>4693248
>>I never did
Damn!
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Also fuck the fucking program I'm using. This was the second time half of my post was deleted and I had to start again!
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>>4693248
>I never did
my time as a slave was hell until I met a pirate
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>>4693248
>I never did
MIND CRUSH!
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>>4693248
>>I never did
We didn't have the freedom to love
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>>4693248
>>I never did

>Remember Amble Island (Oh yea, we do)
>Why are you so afraid?
So close, so very close and yet so far away.
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>>4693248
>>Other?
What are you talking about, I just did whatever you said cause that's what got me the least beaten and whipped.
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>>4693248
>>Other?
I was a slave and had nothing. I didn't even have food other than slop or sand until Eliza taught me how to want and get what I wanted. Why would I think I had you?
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>>4693257
I'd recommend Google Docs, it saves automatically and keeps your shit.
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>>4693258
Hell, at this point I almost regret out tatoo, just imagine when she asked about Amble we could just turn around, show her the latticework of scars and say "Yea, I remember"
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>>4693269
This would be so much kino
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>>4693248
>I never did
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>>4693269
The scars are still there... she just has to run her fingers across our back to feel them.
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You guys have 0 chill.
>writing
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>>4693272
Kino?!
>>4693275
... I'm the dumb, yes fucking do it!
I mean its probably not like the back is the only bit that got whipped... Vest and shirt, begone in the name of Drama!
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>>4693277
Better be direct in this case, is going to hurt the last in the long term
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>>4693279
It's double kino because there's a LOT of symbolism in how silver's scars are covered up.
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>>4693277
This is something that Silver's been holding for a while.
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>>4693268
I'm giving it a try now. Hopefully this one will be sufficient. I hope it has a functional revert feature
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>>4693280
That and Silver is a remarkably honest pirate, given the option we've basically always chosen the truth.

>>4693281
I don't know what Kino is but I hope you're paying attention here Spook, cause good shit!
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>>4693277
To go right to love and lifepartner shit is too much she needs a hard stop.
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>>4693277
I mean it is Silver we're talking about here. He might have less tact that Luffy of all people, and if he figures that out it'd be a badge of pride for him.
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>>4693286
kino = the highest form of art/culture
AKA "that good shit"
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>>4693281
Now i really hope that spook writes this
>>4693286
Yeah I don't remember silver lying outside of joke scenes
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>>4693296
Thanks
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>>4693281
I will now be very disappointed if silver doesn't yakuza shirt rip every time we fight a worthy enemy
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>>4693305
... You know what, that's a good point.
We need to get a tailor in the crew. A proper pirate tailor, because at that point we'd be going through suits at a rate we simply cannot afford no matter how many treasure ships we raid.
That and we're starting to look a lot less like "Cavalier" Silver and alot more like "Hobo" Silver
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>>4693307
Lyda is already a good tailor. With Ann's silk butt we could probably get all kinds of clothes made up.
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>>4693307
>>4693311
Ann is actually a tailor
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>>4693311
Lyda is good at fixing and patching, this is very true.
But I'm not talking about "good" here, I'm talking "Great!" Just like we didn't settle for a "good" doctor or "fine" nun.
We got a fantastic doctor (who has probably done more to ensure the crews success then anyone else, looking at Hagetaka's Logia and Murray's "new" anchor) and a terrifying drider monster of a nun
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>>4693315
Good enough to make a suit?
How does she feel about people wearing her butt-stuff?
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>>4693251
>>4693253
>>4693254
>>4693256
>>4693258
>>4693262
>>4693264
>>4693273
wow everyone is cold heart of stone hahahaha at least we don't hate her so much and on one level we appreciate her at least we wait for her to leave the island to slaughter all the slave owners.

that at least says that although silver does not love her but he has at least a little goodwill and fear to her and wait she to leave and not kill her
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>We were never friends, I was a slave, and you were a tormentor
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“Do I remember? Yes I do.”
You start taking off everything above the waist and throwing them to the curb. Once your chest is exposed you turn around, revealing your tattooed back.
“Despite my best efforts to erase it. Sometimes. I don’t feel the wind on my back, or the hands of my friends when they hug me. I hate it.”
Turning back around you look Mary in the eye as you continue.
“And I never loved you.”

“W-Wha-”

“When you played with me, I got beat up. When I resisted, I got beat up. Do you really think I enjoyed that? Shut up, do nothing, ignore the pain that comes later. After a while I didn’t even realize you took me away, time just passed. I had a family once and I lost it. But I don’t even remember that anymore. I only got a new family after I set to sea. After I broke my chains. And you want to drag me back and collar me. I’d be more comfortable in the gallows!”

“How could you say that to me?! I WAS THE ONLY ONE NICE TO YOU! And you were the only friend I ever had! Does that mean nothing to you?!”

“Not really. You were not nice. You were ambivalent. The only one that was nice to me was the pirate that taught me how to break free. I got more from her in a few days than from you in years. All I feel from you is fear. Because my back hurts every time I look at you.”

“W-What pirate?! Tell me who’s responsible RIGHT NOW!”
That’s what she’s caught up on? Fine.

“Ask that Garp old guy. He knows. But you go after her, you die. She’s strong. Stronger than you.”

But it looks like half your words just didn’t register for her as she’s now laughing to herself. Probably thinking about punishing the one responsible for “ruining” you. The sad truth is that you could stand there and argue with her about things relating to pirates and marines but you’d never be able to get anywhere with her. The same way you’re convinced about the rightness of your actions she implicitly believes in the values of the Marines and the World Government. In her eyes she’s good and the pirates are evil. And nothing will change that. The only thing that she might not be certain in is your position as a pirate. You’d wager that right now it’s essentially a coinflip in her head. Either you can still be redeemed by ending your career as a criminal, or you’ve been ruined beyond salvation and if she can’t have you, then no one can.

There is however one way to certainly sway her opinion of you. But that’d most assuredly sever your connection to her and ruin any chance you may have had of forging a bond with her.

>”By the way. Do you know what happened to Amble Island?”
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
>Other?
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>>4693344
>>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
That's that I suppose
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> Maybe once you get your head out of your butt, we could TRY to be friends. But until then, stay away from me/
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>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
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>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
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>>4693344
>>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
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>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
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>>4693344
>>4693346
look I get you didn't mean to hurt me, but that's what you did, when you selfishly decide I was your friend.
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>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
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>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
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>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
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>>4693344
>”By the way. Do you know what happened to Amble Island?”
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Like, if you have anything else you want to say go ahead and post it. But I'm genuinely running out of ideas here that wouldn't immediately result in a fight and an end to your relationship with Mary

>>4693322
She's good enough. Spooder instincts and such
And she's only uncomfortable when someone reminds her it's butt-stuff. Otherwise she's doing a fine job of ignoring that little factoid
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>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”

I have a strange feeling she'l hear about what we did at Amble the moment Garp, or whatever other marine she ends up getting involved with, thinks she risks going soft on us.
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>>4693360
Yo! Is that the QM of Shaman King quest?
I've seen that there is a quest about it. You got patrician taste me dude
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>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
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>>4693362
Silver already said what he wanted to say to Mary, the moment would turn less dramatic if he didn't walk away.
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>>4693344
>>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
What decision she comes to is her own choice. If she wants to actually be friends I'll give her a chance, but if she pulls some yandere bullshit she's going into the dirt.
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>>4693365
Yeah it is, doubt I'll make it as good as this one though. First quest and all
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That's very unanimous
>writing
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>>4693362
I hear ya... There really isn't much else to say but I'm really happy both of them got to say it, you know?

There's a lot to unpack there for both with Silver and Mary... I can just taste the character progression, we taking a second step to working out the horrorshow that was our upbringing and Mary either trippling down on her training to fix us before its to late or sitting for half a minute to think things through. Or both.
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>>4693362
>if you want to pull your head out of your ass, then maybe we can be friends someday
>i'd love to have more strong people on my crew, you know
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>>4693344
Well this is a shame, she seemed like she could have been a fun character but she broke way too easily.
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>>4693371
Just keep your mind on what YOU want to write and do, and have fun. Once you get rolling, it gets easier fren. I'll give you votes whenever I can
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>>4693388
>Finally find little brother
>Vice Admiral nearly kills him, calls him a monster
>Guy says he doesn't care, never cared, about you
>After you spent your entire childhood together
>After you spent your adulthood saving up money to help him.

Lets be honest, there were a *lot* of bombs dropped on her, and she never came across as entirely well adjusted in the first place.
I'm quite happy with it and am looking forwards to what the future brings
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“I get it. You didn’t mean to hurt me. But that’s what you did. You were not my friend. You were just the least mean of the people holding my leash. Maybe once you pull your head out of your butt we can be. But not now. Goodbye Mary.”
You turn away from her, gather your stuff and leave the marine with her two companions who are still in just as much of a shock as Mary herself.
“Let’s go Stitches.”

As you get out of earshot Lyda nervously walks beside you, prodding her fingers together.
“A-Are you okay?”

“I don’t know.”

Your chest somehow feels both heavy as steel yet light as a feather, like you could finally throw a huge weight off your shoulders but it took too much effort to pull it off. Right now you want nothing but a hot, steamy bath, a warm blankie and a nice long rest. So that’s what you’re going to do. While baths are a bit dangerous for a devil fruit user showers are not and after making use of the ones in Galley La you went and got your well deserved rest, away from the marines and their nonsense.

The following couple of days are spent recuperating in the little homes provided to you by Iceburg. Though the Marines ceased bothering you and the Straw Hats they didn’t quite leave. They are just there, waiting. Most likely that Garp guy wants to give you at least a fighting chance. Or not. The old mans way of thinking is an enigma to you. Finally the long awaited time arrives. The time of new BOATS! Suspiciously both yours and the Straw Hats were finished around the same time. Almost as if Iceburg and that Franky guy were working together. The good news arrives to you when you’re having one of your little “competitions” with Luffy which became pretty frequent.

“Okay! Draw!”
You shout and reveal your hand.
“This is the biggest, bestest, strongest battleship EVER! Now show me your pathetic drawing Goofy! So I can laugh at it!”

“I drew a mermaid!”

You look at his drawing and compare it to your own. His is but a single scribble on a piece of paper, while yours is drawn on a mighty stack drawn with superior CRAYON and not some faggoty pencil! You look and look until you arrive at the obvious conclusion… and rip your drawing in half.
“DAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIT!”
HE WON AGAIN!

“Shishishi!”

It’s at this point that the door to your cabin is kicked down and one of the Galley La workers steps in, clearly enthusiastic about something.
“Hey pirates! Your ships are done!”

“OOOOOOOH!”
“OOOOOOOH!”
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>>4693421
Oh no!, were becoming somewhat into friends with the Straw hat.
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>>4693421
>HE WON AGAIN!
Kek
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>>4693424
Of course we are, we are ETERNAL RIVALS.

We just have to make sure we don't do like Gai and Kakashi did and get gay married and go on a honeymoon.
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>>4693424
Not like that'd stop us from blasting him away the moment things stop being so very relaxed
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> Maybe once you get your head out of your butt, we could TRY to be friends. But until then, stay away from me/
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>>4693424
>>4693421
NOW to fix the universe we must kick the animal head off his ship before leaving here.

He is our enemy and rival not friend ... if we are shit with silly people like Mary we will be with Luffy
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>>4693421
> BEFORE LEAVING GIVE AS HARD A HIT AS YOU CAN TO LUFFY'S SHIP TO REMIND HIM THAT WE ARE NOT FRIENDS AND WE ARE BETTER THAN HIM
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>>4693460
Woah woah his ship didn't do anything to us.

Steal their Jolly Roger
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>>4693460
Destroying a ship seems a bit much for Silver what with all the trouble he went to honor ones wish.
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>>4693471
That's just low. We are better then that!

Steal their fridge instead[/ spoiler]
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>>4693471
WOAH
are you trying to make us fight the strawhats to the death?
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>>4693460
Eh leave the ship out of this, this is between us and Condom man.
>>4693471
You can't steal a crew's flag, that's way beyond the line. We should steal their milk instead!
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>>4693475
What mad lad
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>>4693471
>>4693473
not to destroy it but to remind luffy that we are not his friends and you know how we did on the reverse mountain when silver met them, kicked his boat to get him out of his way.
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>>4693471
If there's one thing Luffy loves it's meat, so we should take all his meat and run!
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>>4693481
I see, a renewal of our rivalry, I can get behind that.
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>>4693481
I get what you mean but a Jolly Roger is kind of personal I think
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>>4693481
>not to destroy it

>>4693460
>kick the animal head off his ship

bruh
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>>4693478
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>>4693475
>>4693473
>>4693471


mmm, what if we leave it to something the pirates would do? first marcela steals all the money they have and since luffy doesn't care about the money while marcela steals the money, silver eats all the food on the ship, leaving only a misspelled note of silver. with drawings insulting luffy who would only he understand.
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>>4693497
Sure, that seems more in character
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>>4693497
Sounds more reasonably
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>>4693497
I'd leave the money, we don't need it. But the food is a good idea. Even better because we left the money they'd now have to spend it on /more/ food which would piss Nami off even more than if we stole it.

Stolen money you can steal back, but spent money is gone forever, and you can bet she'll take her frustration out on Luffy which is even sweeter.
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I'm all for stealing the food, but don't fuck with a man's ship (or jolly roger)
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You abandon everything and gather your respective crews. They have the two vessels veiled, with one being a fair bit larger than the other which Luffy just LOVES to point out, repeatedly. His is the first one to get revealed and it looks like some big dumb lion. How they managed to make a fierce animal like that look goofier than the ram they had before is a mystery to you. They have a little argument about what to name it with such “genius” ideas as:

Bear!! Polar Bear!! Lion
New Battle Franky, Lion Gang Champion
Little Darkness
and Boss Lionel

In the end they pick “Thousand Sunny”. It’s not even the best out of those horrible names! But whatever. You’re sure yours will be a thousand times better than that! But you do catch a snippet of information about some wood from the Treasure Tree Adam, some special and very expensive tree that’s considered the best. Pfffft. If they bought something like that with a measly 200 million, imagine what yours will be made of with one BILLION!

“Well, now it’s time to reveal this one. Please welcome the reborn Dauntless.”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwE69Tn3wb8

With the help of a crane Iceburg revealed his newest creation. A ship colored black and gold glistens in the sun. Though she’s much smaller than the Sunny because she’s still a caravel while the Straw Hats ship is a carrack, the new Dauntless is slimmer, lighter and perhaps most importantly more serious looking than that stupid sunflower they have. But there is a problem.

“OY! Icecream! What is the meaning of this?! I paid a LOT of money to you! So what is this?! This isn’t that fancy tree!”


“Ah. So you noticed. Well, it is true that I didn’t use the Adam Tree. I used a type of wood second only to the Adam from a nearby island, San Faldo. It’s called gloom wood.”

You start cracking your knuckles.
“Well you better get back to work then because I don’t like being second place!”

“Oy oy calm down!”
Franky comes up this time.
“Iceburg had a good reason to do what he did.”

“Indeed. While the Adam is the strongest wood there is, it does have one quality which was not good for your ship. It’s heavy. The Gloom Wood we used is lighter and more flexible, making it ideal for a small ship like this one. Well, to put it bluntly, yours might be one of the swiftest vessels on sea right now.”

“OOOOOOOOO!”

“Would you like a tour?”

“DO I?!”
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>>4693502
-_- Yes, we steal money, we are a pirate, if we can steal money from someone we don't like, that's what pirates do.

I know that people like you want to be friends with luffy and mary, have a friendship and be brothers with them and for that you do not want have to bad blood between them but we made it clear from the beginning we will not follow that path only the path of silver and yes to advance silver we must remove luffy from the path we will do it without hesitation.

we are on the way to return to silver a worthy successor of rocks
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Iceburg takes you onto the bridge and shows off what he did. Through some extensive work he managed to make the Dauntless somewhat bigger, giving you more room. Her black sails were crafted with a combination of Spiders and Angels special threads, making them tougher than iron and capable of harnessing even the wildest winds without issue. The convenient turret mounted cannons were replaced with more traditional fixed cannons of the highest quality. Their golden sheen is only surpassed by their devastating firepower. Furthermore, the weapons have been further modified which allows you to fill them with practically anything, including fistfuls of glass among other things. Every room inside has been retrofitted with state of the art equipment and tailored to the demands of your specialists.

“Well, that’s about it for the everyday stuff. Now we can move onto the special upgrades. Please follow me to the wheel. These levers allow the person steering to activate one of several mechanisms. The two main ones are these.”
Pulling a lever Iceburg activates something, which makes the front of the ship snap open like the jaws of a sea monster, revealing the sea king hunting harpoon you acquired to attack the Divine Tribute.
“I call it “Great White”. With your superior speed you could get close to any enemy and with this you can latch onto them like a leech.”

“So it’s a secret weapon?!”

“Indeed. And if you use these levers you can even make your ship take a bite out of her prey. But onto the other big one. The wing system!”

“WINGS?!”

“Well, it’ll be easier to show than to explain.”
After activating the system you see, for lack of a better word, masts come out of the ships side, revealing more sails. Through a brief demonstration Iceburg shows you how they function and it becomes clear to you. With a series of complex machines within these “limbs” can be manually controlled, allowing you unparalleled control over the ships movement. So not only will you have the fastest ship but the most maneuverable one.

“So? What do you think?”

“It. Is. AMAZING!”

“Now don’t get carried away just yet. The systems are very complex and will require a lot of time to master. But once you do-”

“Hey Jaws look! I can make her do a little dance!”

“Why do I even bother?”
Iceberg rubs his nose.
“Well, there’s just one thing left I suppose.”

“What is it? We won’t pay you a third time!”

“No. I think a rebirth like that would warrant a new name. Wouldn’t you agree?”

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…”
You start thinking super hard on that one.
“Oh! I know! How about “The Dauntless Spirit”? Is that good?”

Iceberg smiles.
“Yes, I think that one fits her very well. Take care of her Silver!”

“Will do!”
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Well, that settles it! Your ship has been repaired and upgraded to withstand everything the Grand Line could throw at her. You’ll have to load your cargo onto her but other than that you are ready to go. Which means it’s probably time to say goodbye. And sadly, that includes Goofy as well. That prick. But nobody said anything about parting with grace!

>Give him a goodbye punch
>Deface his flag and draw something on it
>Steal his food
>Just leave. No need to be mean
>Other?
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I don't want silver to be a one-piece "pirate" because that's just an adventurer, not a pirate, we're doing well to turn silver into a true pirate doing only what interests him, not listening to anyone other than his crew to change between opinion and not hesitating to kill any annoyance in a second like we did with those idiots of the poker game
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> marcela steals all the money while silver says what he help her but he gets distracted and only eats her food and leaves a note.
> marcela scolds silver for not helping
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>>4693515
>I don't want silver to be a one-piece "pirate"
Well we are kind of playing a one piece quest, anon, and there are diverse occasions of silver showing mercy.

>>4693514
>Steal his food
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>>4693511
>>4693515
First
>using emoticons
Second
Are you okay dude? You seem upset
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>>4693514
>Steal his food

That's for having a bigger ship then us, Goofy!
>>4693511
>>4693515
>>4693519
Stealing money from pirates. Do you know what that makes us?
That'd make us Nami... Do you really wanna be Nami?
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>>4693514
>>Steal his food
>Other?
Encourage the rest of the crew to steal whatever they would want as well. Team building and bonding exercises are important for moral.
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>>4693514
>Steal his food
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>>4693514
>Give him a goodbye punch
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>>4693514
>Steal his food
I'd punch him too but I'm still too happy about the ship.
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>>4693514
>Steal his food
>Leave a note that says: "You want my food? You can have it! I left everything I stole in my frdge. Now you just have to find it!"
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KEk. Changing my vote from >>4693521 to this >>4693532
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>>4693532
You sir/madam are a gentlemen and a scholar.
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>>4693512
wow to spend so much money they cheated us a lot with this boat it is rubbish compared to others of one piece ... its only "special" addition is the harpoon and more sails to move faster and the harpoon was ours to begin with .. Let's rob icecream and then shoot him in the face for this shit.

It doesn't even have the strongest wood
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>>4693524
>>4693532
Second and changing to this
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>>4693514
>Deface his flag and draw something on it
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>>4693532
Supporting this, kek
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>>4693532
>>4693526
lol yeah changing to support this
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>>4693514
>>4693532
This is madness. Unequivocally supported.
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>>4693532
based and approved
>writing
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>Deface his flag and draw something on it
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>>4693532
welp seems we just pulled them off of florian triangle. there is no way luffy is gonna ignore that dis
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>>4693594
They gotta catch us first! Hehehehe
and that big fat barge they have is no match for our Dauntless!
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“Okay everyone! Load up our stuff! We’re setting sail as soon as we can!”

“Oh? Us? And what are you going to do in the meantime shitstain?”

“Stuff Hook! Stuff.”

You disappear for a little while to do “stuff”. Luckily “stuff” doesn’t take so long that you miss the show that’s about to unfold as Nico Robin currently has Frankys testicles in her hands. She’s squeezing on his testes! Funniest shit you’ve ever seen! But it looks like it worked and now the Straw Hats have a new shipwright. That is a problem because you didn’t really think of that until now. Granted, you didn’t exactly see anyone fitting for your crew. That Franky guy would’ve been cool but now he’s taken and Iceburg does not seem like the adventurous type. Oh well, guess you’ll just have to find one on the next island. Or soon. In any case, now that your stuff is taken care of you can say goodbye to everyone. You say bye to Iceburg and Murray says goodbye to that fat train conductor lady that he got along with. And that’s pretty much it. With one small exception.

“Goofy.”

“Sissy.”

No more words needed exchanging as your actions spoke louder. Two glares, two grins and the knowledge that your next encounter likely won’t be on such pleasant terms. Yet neither of you seem to mind, in fact it’s something you look forward to. Turning around your heels you both head back to your ship and set sails. However once neither your ship, nor the city of Water 7 was in the vicinity Luffy decided that he was peckish and demanded food from his cook. Only to find to his horror a small note written in crayon stapled to his fridge.
"You want my food? You can have it! I left everything I stole in my fridge. Now you just have to find it!"

“AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!”


“Kekeke!”


“What’s so funny Silver?”

“Oh nothing Jaws. Just the sweet sounds of the sea!”
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>>4693604
>Dauntless flying by the Thousand Sunny with sonic music playing in the background and Silver flipping the bird
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>>4693616
lmao, the madman actually did it
what were the strahats reactions to that?
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>>4693620
This. Reactions are an important part of kino piece.
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>>4693616

hahaha I just realized that we left Luffy's crew without food in the open sea and it is worse for someone like Luffy who is a human vacuum cleaner and with how difficult it is to get food in the sea at least they will spend days or weeks of hunger until they arrive to an island
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>>4693620
Probably something in the area of "What the fuck is up with that one?!"

Also I love that crayons are somehow becoming our calling card, my goodness they're gonna rename us into "Crayon Coloured" Silver

>>4693617
I know right, I know! That was a good laugh
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>>4693630
>my goodness they're gonna rename us into "Crayon Coloured" Silver
You got it backwards they are gonna make a new crayon colour called "cavalier silver", thus making silvers dream of creating his own name come true.
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>>4693616
Nice
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>>4693637
Damn that's actually really clever!
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>>4693637
Fund it...
I also just realized that we also kind of declared war on Sanji, hah! He's gonna be almost as mad as Luffy next time we meet.
"oooi, you made the ladies go hungry!" *incoherent angry noises*

Meanwhile Robin is relaxing with a book, holding back a smile saying something like "This Cavalier Silver seems like a cunning adversary, captain, *giggle* he even knows to attack your weak points!"
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>>4693644
Next time we see them, there will be no Chopper.
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>>4693650
Hue
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>>4693628
They'll probably just fish, but compared to all the food we took weeks of nothing but fish dishes would probably be worse.
>>4693644
>Declared war on Sanji
He started it when he called the Master Baiter short.
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>>4693655
That is true, he should never have picked a fight with our best Hooker. Still funny, tho.

Oy, shitty cook'u. I thought you were supposed to buy supplies. Couldn't even do that, could you?
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After ensuring that the Strawman pirates would have to awkwardly return to port like a bunch of losers or starve for possibly weeks you had to face the consequences of your actions, just not the way you imagined.

“Captain! The Marines are chasing us!”

“How do they look Bullseye? Do they have the dog-ship?”

“No! There’s a pink haired lady on board with two flamboyant guys dancing behind her!”

“Kek! Looks like the old fart called Hina! Can’t even come after us himself! Okay everyone! Hold onto your butts! Time to test out what this new bird can do!”

You activated the systems Iceburg showed you and after ALMOST ejecting your whole crew with that burst of speed you managed to give the marines pursuing you the slip, alongside a well deserved middle finger and a wave of your hat. At one point you even managed to jump over to the other side of the sea trains rails with the speed you achieved and a well timed wave. So now there were multiple things separating you from them. Hopefully you can gain enough distance until you reach San Faldo and continue your journey.

You keep sailing for a little while longer until the sun starts to set. After a fantastic meal that Gu cooked up with his new kitchen everyone was left well fed and satisfied, to the point that pretty much everyone went ahead and returned to their cabins to discover their new beddings. But not you.

“You’re not coming Silver? Not curious about the new rooms?”

“Nah. I think I’ll moongaze a little. Then sleep in my hammock. Goodnight!”

“Good night Silver!”

Once everyone retreated you balanced your way onto the nose of the ship and sat down to just look at the clear seawater and the reflection of the stars in it. You’ve come to enjoy it more and more over time. And now you get to do it on a ship you truly made yours. Looking down at it you gently rub the bow.

“It’s pretty isn’t it? Well not as pretty as you are! You know, I once used to hate the sea. I was scared of the waters. But now I don’t think I could ever leave it. I wonder if she’s also looking at the water right now…”
You wait a little while longer and continue absent-mindedly gazing at the dark waves below until you feel a shiver running across your spine. Weak sobbing can be heard coming from behind and you feel a presence you haven’t felt before. Right now there’s nothing you want to do more than to turn around but your instincts are telling you that you really shouldn’t. You can’t help but smile.
“Finally I knew you could talk!”
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>>4693664
>>4693644
>kind of declared war on Sanji
The worst part for him might be that silver must have broken the lock on the fridge after Sanji begged for one for months. thus leaving it defenceless and showing Luff that it can be done.
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>>4693678
Apparently. Wondered where your post went.

Also soon we will give the boat ghost a hug. Soon.
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>>4693680
>Lock on fridge?
>No problem!
>Just eat the lock!
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>>4693665
>finally meeting dauntless-chan
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>>4693680
>The next time we see Sanji he looks like a war vet. Scars and all, a haunted look on his face, already has his time skip beard.
>Pic very much related
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>>4693680
Oh my god I didn't even think about that, oh he's is going to *hate* us isn't he? Hah!

>>4693665
Daunty-chan! Wait, who made our ship sad!? (probably us, but still)
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>>4693694
The real question is, will there be punji sticks surrounding the fridge?
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>>4693296
Kino literally just means cinema. So it refers to a really good movie
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>>4693698
Being made out of gloom wood probably doesn't help
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>>4693707
book smart does does not equal street smart, anon.
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“Sob sob. Why?”

“Hmmm?”

“Why? Why did this happen to me? Do you have any idea what you did? I *sniff* I was never meant to be like this. I was going to be a nice navy ship! I wanted to serve the sailors and help them bring justice! But now? What will happen to me now?”

“Well-”

“Don’t talk! Don’t talk to me ever! Why did you have to do this? Why spend all that money? Why couldn’t you just sink me and get a new ship! I… I don’t want to be here anymore! I don’t want to be a pirate and do mean things! I just want to be back home!”

She seems very upset. This… you didn’t anticipate. After hearing what Merry was like, how she felt about traveling with her nakama you thought Dauntless would be similar. Did you not take good enough care of her? Did you not clean her enough? Were you too rough when playing on her? Did she not enjoy it when after every adventure you recount everything to her? You like your ship, you like her with all your heart. Maybe it wasn’t enough?

“But I thought-”

“NO! You didn’t think! You stupid pirates never think! Go away! Just leave me alone!”

Oh damn. She’s really mad. And the worst part is that you don’t know what to do. You want to turn around and face her to explain yourself. But a pit in your gut is telling you that you shouldn’t look at her.

>”Okay. I won’t bother you again.”
>Look at her
>Other?
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>>4693698
>Daunty-chan! Wait, who made our ship sad!? (probably us, but still)
She was a marine ship, we literally took her from her intended purpose and turned her into something completely different. Unless she sees the injustices of the marines first hand and forms her own code of JUSTICE separate from them she probably think's she's a failure.
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>>4693718
Kek, Looks like all those corruption tags weren't all that accurate
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>>4693718
>Look at her
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>>4693718
>>”Okay. I won’t bother you again.”
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>>4693718
>Look at her
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>>4693718
>Don't look at her
>I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you. I know i'm not a marine. I know i'm not a nice guy, either. I know that i stole you as well, but i never wanted to make you sad.
>Do you hate me?
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>>4693718
>Look at her
>"I wanted to pay you back for everything. For carrying us on this sea. If you don't like that anymore, we'll leave."
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Really funny this happens right after telling Mary to fuck off.
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>>4693718
Oh no, we are Mary to dauntless' Silver
>Other?
Existential crisis
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>>4693718
>Look at her
"I'm sorry Dauntless... But I never had a home before, you're family. I think, never had much of that either"
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>OK ... let's fulfill her last wish we must go for the dynamite and fill the boat with powder
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>>4693720
Don't be so sure
>Dauntless(pure).jpg
>>4693723
>>4693729
Pls don't, let her keep the dignity of not being seen in her (corrupted) form
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>>4693739
The idea of blowing up the ship is hilarious
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>>4693718
>Look at her
>Other?
Ask her what she thinks Justice is. Did we not bring Justice when he helped out the Crab island? Did we not bring justice when we stopped the natives and the colonists on windy island from killing each other? Wasn't it justice when we saved Sliver Island from the mayor and his cronies and brought the water back?
The marines didn't do that. Heck the marines tried to kill the guy that fixed her up and gave her all these cool upgrades. He wasn't evil or a pirate, he was just a guy doing his job but because of what he knew they tried to kill him.

We're not the marines, and we're probably not "good guys" but we at least have a code. It's kinda grungy but it's there. The marines seem to do whatever they like and slap Justice on the front to make themselves feel better about blowing up an island or something.
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>>4693718
>>4693730
also

>I think i know how you feel, more or less. Because someone did the same thing to me, before.
>I won't force you to sail with us. It would be no different than enslaving you, wouldn't it?
>That said, the navy isn't as nice as you think. Pirates aren't all bad, either. You've seen that yourself, haven't you? After all, you've been with us this whole time.
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>>4693744
We also did justice on the marine island ... poetic justice but still justice

mmm we could always give the boat to mary next time we see her
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>>4693124
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>>4693718
>dont look at her
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>>4693723
Guess I am supporting this instead >>4693744
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Hmmmm this time it's a bit more divided but we're leaning towards looking at her
>writing

I'll also try to incorporate your write-ins as much as possible
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>>4693744
this guy found the right words. we gotta let her know how her justice is flawed and crooked. the only justice that matters is freedom and power, and she'll never find a better place to revel in justice than as our beloved ship.
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>>4693741
>we could always give the boat to mary next time we see her.
>mary
I'd rather burn it.
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>>4693765
Of course, let's convince her how Mary would treat us ... at this point I am ship to Silver and Mary since they would be looking for someone's love without regard for their thoughts.
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Let's give the dauntless to onigumo and the giant, after all we know them can't be dicks about it.
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>>4693759
Now imagine how much less of an impact this would have had if we hadn't gotten the Mary extended cut?

Why does a quest on some image board about thai cartoon cape-pirates have better writing and characterization then hollywood?!
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>>4693767
>>4693787

she is a member of the crew like any other if she does not want to be a pirate and she wants to be a marine she is her choice also mary, coby and the other one who forgets her name are the only marines with whom we could talk to take her and accept her
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>>4693787
I'm pretty sure those two would destroy it for being a pirate ship, we gotta give Daunty a good home
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>>4693791
I already said it mary, coby and helpopo are the only marines that I see who would take good care of her
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>>4693789
>>4693791
It was a joke about they lack of male genitals resulted from them encounter with silver
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The very concept makes you feel like choking and no amount of heavy swallowing is helping. But if you want to do this, you have to do this right. Face to ghost-face. So abruptly and without warning you stand up and look at the spirit of your ship. The very soul of the Dauntless Spirit. Even if this act of yours means you are now cursed with an inevitable tragedy it was worth it. But she doesn’t seem to agree.

“So… you had the guts to look at me huh? Well go on! LOOK! This is what you did to me! Well? Say something!”

You want to and you have something you want to tell her. But even you know it’d be best to keep that one inside for now. And instead you do what’s right. Getting on your knees you place your forehead on the ground. Almost instantly afterwards you feel a heavy impact on your skull accompanied by the words “DIE” repeated over and over again. Only when Dauntless finally stops do you speak up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKpfyyZL-mk

“I’m sorry. I never wanted to harm you and if I did I apologize. You don’t have to forgive me. But I did what I did because… because I wanted to pay you back for everything. You protected us, you cared for us. Even if it wasn’t your intention we still owe you for it.”

“Repay me? This is how you wanted to REPAY ME?! Look at me! I’m-”

“You’re beautiful.”
Dauntless stops at this.
“Iceburg told me everything. He said you were never special, that you are just one from many identical ships meant for nobodies to sail on. But now, there is not a single ship out there that’s like you. I wanted to give you the biggest gift I could. Freedom. If you really don’t want to be with us well, I understand. And I’ll try to return you to your home, even if it will make us sad..”

“Y-You will?”

“But can I ask something first? What is Justice?”

Dauntless looks like she can’t understand what you’re saying.
“What is Justice? Justice is Justice! Everyone knows that! It is to do the right thing and to not let bad people do bad things! THAT is Justice!”

“And you think a pirate can’t be just?”

“YES!”

“So helping out Crabbo was not justice? Was helping Windy-Windy Island or Silver island NOT justice? Or when the Marines took Nico Robin who did nothing, when they tried to kill Iceburg and frame us was justice?! I’m dumb and not always good. But I do what I want because I think it’s right! How is that different from the Marines?!”
She has no answer for that. In fact she appears conflicted.
“Well, not like that matters anyway. So I guess the only thing I want to know is, do you hate me?”
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>>4693800
silver will put a lot of marine officers like that. also remember that silver added coby to his list of ball breakers for comparing him with luffy and saying they were good friends
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>That pic
I will not fuck a ship, do you hear me Spooky?! You will NOT give me a ship fetish!
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>>4693807
I guess a ship is fine too
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>>4693807
i "ship" this hahahahaha
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>>4693807
this is the best ship is a true ship hahahahaha
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>>4693807
It's a shame that after all the upgrades we gotta et her go so early
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She bites her lips in frustration.
“W-What kind of a question is that all of a sudden?! O-Of course I do! You are a pirate and I’m… I uh…”

“Then that settles that. I won’t force you to do anything. We’ll get a new ship and find a way to return you where you belong. Hmmmm. How am I going to explain that to the others? And what kind of a ship am I going to get? Can’t return to Water 7 without bumping into a bunch of marines. Oh well, I’ll think of something! But don’t worry Dauntless! I’ll keep my word! Hopefully you’ll have as much fun with your new crew as I did with you! They’ll be lucky to get the fastest ship on the Grand Line! Oh and I hope when you catch me they’ll let you take me to the gallows so I can at least rest comfortably on my last night! Kekeke!”

You start walking and go past the spirit when she shouts after you.
“Wait!”
Stopping in your tracks you turn back to look at her.
“D-Do you know… what I am?”

“E-uuuuh-fuuuug-erm… K-Krunglesomething?”

“Klabautermann you oaf! I am the spirit of the ship that appears to, certain crews.”
She paused there for a moment.
“Every ship has a soul. But only few ever make themselves known to the crew. Want to know why?”

“Because none are as bad as me?”

“Sigh. No. Because not all ships are taken care of like that. I hate myself for admitting this but, I never would’ve appeared for my old crew. For them I was just a ship. I was their workplace. You people were the first ones to ever call me home, to take care of me and treat me like one of your own. And to think that not only you but those idiots with the Going Merry did it as well?”

“W-Wait. So are you saying?”

Dauntless wipes the muck off her ghostly face and tries to give you an honest response.
“I’m not saying anything. I just uh- I need to think things through! Yeah! So until then, because you took such great care of me I’ll allow you to sail on me just a little bit longer as a reward! You better be grateful!”

You pull your hat over your eyes and turn away.
“Thank you! You don’t know how much that means to me. I’ll tell the others what splendid job they did.”

After that you climbed into your hammock and got some much needed sleep. During which you felt another wave of cold wash over you and heard some faint muttering coming from the woodworks.
“What is wrong with me? I could’ve said yes! So… why?”
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And that's it for today.
I hope you enjoyed yourselves fellow degenerates. And remember: Don't stick your peepees in ships unless you want splinters
Have a good night!

I'll try to update the pastebins with the stuff regarding the marines and their question marks. Plus add Dauntless herself

And maybe do a little omake about the reactions of the Straw Hats

See ya!
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>>4693889
Thanks for the run Spooky, see ya next time.
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>>4693889
10/10 run, spooky.
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>>4693889
Thanks for running Spooky, this was legit one of the better ones. Good show mate, very good show


>>“Because none are as bad as me?”
Yepp, yea that's the self loathing right there. Yepp, right in the morality.
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>>4693889
Thanks for the excellent run!
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>>4693889
Great run Spook
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>>4693889
>Don't stick your peepees in ships unless you want splinters
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>>4693889
Daunty will be seduced into loving freedom!
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>>4693539
You fool. You simpleton. You utter buffoon. How can't you see what's right in front of your eyes? A ship made of durable but extremely light wood? Silver's ability to use his body heat to create wind that he demonstrated in Enies Lobby? Fucking /wing sails)?! What you have right here, is a flying ship. Spooky gave us the BatShip and you're complaining.
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>>4693929
Is that like some sorta inverse Stockholm syndrome?
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>>4693889
>Don't stick your peepees in ships unless you want splinters
Nonsense, we just have to palish a nice hole well enough and give it a nice finish then it will be good to go whenever as long as we lube it properly.
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>>4693939
no -_- he give us the tsu tsu ship
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>>4693970
And you have the cringe cringe fruit ya dingus.

The Strawhats can manage to make their fat fucking cow of a ship fly for a while we sure as shit can make our sleek and sexy Dauntless soar like a goddamn bird.
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>>4693941
Basically, make her so use to being free that she can't go back to the Marine Structure.
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>>4693973
>The Strawhats can manage to make their fat fucking cow of a ship
>Our new sleek and light design aged Dauntless into a flat but brown cutie tomboy
>Goofy's Klabautermann probably has fat fucking milkers and thighs for days, with orange hair and idk a flower in her head
I want a refund
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>>4694022
You want Nami as a Klaubtermann? Faggot.
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>>4693807
Thanks for the run, spooks!
Looking forward to the omake!
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>>4693973
Also, even without flight it's the fastest and most maneuverable ship in the ocean, which is a huge advantage over every other ship.
It effectively means we can just sail away from any situation with no risk of being overtaken or blockaded.
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>>4694022
>Consumes literally barrels of Cola at every opportunity
Mate, odds are that Sunny is a diabetes ridden yank-tier fatty more then anything.

>>4693939
This guy gets it, don't forget sails that can't rip (That's a huge, huge, deal no matter how you put it) and we could probably take off if it storms rather then have to furl the sails and hope nothing breaks.
Then there's the guns, remember how Iceburg dismissed the stolen navy battleships armament as piddly compared to ours, not to mention a giant harpoon and the ability to possibly ram and bite things...

New Dauntless is really cool, slightly overshadowed by *everything* which happened this session which says a lot about how good it was but I'm sure as hell happy.
Now we just gotta win her over!
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>>4694022
>their fat fucking cow of a ship
So their ship is going to be American and furry ? Yeah I am okay with dauntless
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>>4693939
The flying fucking Dutchman
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Not super in love with Dauntless design desu. Seems pretty generic to me but what do I know.
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>>4694729
Our bote is not Dutch
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>>4694971
Generic how?... And which Dauntless, the ship or the klauber-ghost
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It was not an easy day for the Straw Hats. Departing from an island is never easy but they've gotten used to saying farewell to new friends, since it doesn't have to be forever and they got their dreams to chase. But the complications made it much more difficult than it had to be. For starters Usopp was almost left behind as he stubbornly refused to apologize for his previous actions and Luffys grandpa did not really want to let them go. But once Mr Longnose came through the crew was ready to leave with their new ship the Thousand Sunny. And as luck would have it, her maker Franky installed a very useful gear into her which allowed them to escape Garps clutches. Now soaring through the sky the Straw Hats felt both awe and fear as the great watery city disappeared behind them. After landing they all gather themselves and return to their posts. Except Luffy who's just laughing merrily.

"Shishishi! Wow Franky you can even make a flying ship? That's pretty fun!"

"Suuuuper you're welcome! But it's sadly not flight. More like I made a ship that can jump. The Coup de Burst uses three barrels of cola for an emergency escape and it can take us for a 1 km ride! Not to brag but anything the Merry could do Sunny can do it better! She is my masterpiece after all! And now she's all yours!"

"Shishishi! It's all OURS Franky! Okay! Since everything turned out nicely how about we celebrate with some food?"

"Oi Luffy! Don't get any ideas! I had Nami-san buy a new lock for the fridge! You're never getting in there ever again!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT IS THIS?!"

"I already told you shitty brat that I had a lock put on there to- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Everyone suddenly rushed in there to see what the screaming was about and they saw Luffy and Sanji on their knees before an empty fridge with a small note inside reading "You want my food? You can have it! I left everything I stole in my fridge. Now you just have to find it!" All the food was gone. And that was bad news.

"Aaaaaah! What is going on? Where's the foo- Oh never mind I still have my cola! Crysis averted!"

"T-These guys really are monsters! Even after I changed my mind about them they come and do something like this!"
Usopp stared in disbelief while Franky was happily drinking his sugary refreshment.

Meanwhile Nami collapsed just like Sanji did as she looked at the molten remains of the expensive lock she bought.
"All that money gone! And what's more with those marines chasing us we can't go back to port to get more supplies either! We're all going to starve!"

"Well, if that's the case then we got no choice-"
Zoro drew his swords.
"I call dibs on my own legs. But I'll let you cut your own off if you get hungry."

"IDIOT! DON'T SAY SCARY THINGS LIKE THAT!"
Nami chopped him on the head.
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"Well Chopper it was nice having you on the ship but I'm relieving you of your duties as a doctor. You are only emergency rations now."

"WAAAAAH LUFFY IS GIVING ME WEIRD LOOKS!"

"Oy he's right Chopper. Please do us a favor and transform into your human form so I can feed the ladies longer!"

"SANJI-KUN!"
Nami shouted at him.
"That's not right! That's cannibalism! He should turn into a reindeer so we don't risk getting dangerously sick!"

"Ah you're right Mellorine! How could I have been so foolish?"

Meanwhile Robin was watching the chaos unfold from afar, giggling to herself at the amusing display. Of course this is not too big of a deal. They can make ends meet with some of the emergency supplies in the cargo hold where the non-perishable things like flour are kept. And they can supplement what they lack with fishing or hunting sea kings.
"Well, looks like we got ourselves a pretty dangerous little enemy by the looks of it. Not only do they know how to hit where it hurts the most, they are perfectly willing to do it too."
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Why is Robin always so based?
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>>4695199
Kek nice omake, spooky.
>pretty dangerous little enemy
So she is saying that silver is a manlet
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>>4695345
The most dangerous manlet in the sea
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>>4695345
>So she is saying that silver is a manlet
I mean, he is. Got that stunted malnutrition body.
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>>4695345
Better to be a scary manlet than a 24ft chump.
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>>4695199
kek
>>4695296
She is best One Piece waifu
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>>4695199
kek, i can't believe nobody mentioned the note
great omake spooks!
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>>4695367
Arn't we also remarkably young, like mid teens young?
That said I find that one rather funny
>Dat malnutrition body
>Muscles that function more like steel then human tissue
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>>4695832
Makes you wonder how he would've turned out if he hadn't starved nearly to death for an entire childhood.

Or maybe the malnourishmentation only took bone length and brain strength.

Who knows, we aren't biologists
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>>4695836
I dunno man, Silver isn't that dumb.
He is poorly adjusted, morally deficient, prone to violence, uneducated, impulsive, petty and he doesn't engage with the brain meat to often because violence is a great shortcut, and it works! And it's a great source of the adrenaline junky'ism we occasionally (hah) indulge in.

But I wouldn't compare him to actual idiots like Luffy whose one and only method involves brute forcing any problem in his way. We've done some sneaky and clever shit, my go to there would be Hina's and the tribute ship; both of which we crippled to avoid extending the fight and having to kill everyone... Tho thinking about it, that one probably did *not* earn us any brownie points with Dauntless.
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>>4695832
Silver is 1 year younger than Luffy, so at present he's 16 years old.
And yeah, that's precisely how it is. That's just a thing that can happen. As far as we know Linlin was born to normie parents and as a toddler was strong enough to kill giants with a single attack.
It also helps that the universe runs on willpower
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>>4695875
I'm pretty sure Silver would literally eat crayons if they didn't come wrapped in paper.
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>>4695876
Oh yea, the whole willpower thing does smooth over a lot of issues.

>>4695877
Don't be silly, crayons arn't poisonous.
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>>4695877
You assume paper would stop him
>Do you eat crayons with or without the shell?
The only thing stopping him from eating it is because crayons have other uses. Though I don't know if he could keep himself from eating playdoh
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>>4695832
>>4695836
Its one piece biology, it just works.
>>4695876
Although willpower didn't help luffy avoid being one-shoted by big Mon retarded strength and there is kaido lifting onigashima, so natural body strength can be pretty overpowered.
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Just found this image by chance and figured this was the best place to post it. Might be an option for future weaponry.
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Okay so I did a little editing. Not much, just gave Garp and Mary some actual entries instead of my ominous bullshit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rL8USEZOSb4AYaJHv5BOhS7oDPqimv35y32CBsI3L8/edit

Decided not to give Coby and Helmeppo their own and I'll just roll them into Marys or Garps. If you decide they are worthy they'll get their own but until then I don't think this will matter.
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>>4696355
none of it "matters" really, it's just fluff that makes us real, real happy to read
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>He is back.
Second coming of Rocks baby!
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>>4696355
>He is back.
I Wonder what left Garp so paranoiac after meeting silver, he already had big suspensions about he connections with Elisa, so its probably not that.
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>>4696355
>He is back.
Similarities between Rocks and Silver are getting more prevalent. Though I doubt Silver will go for the "King of the World" thing.
But who knows, Blueno might've put some thoughts in his head.
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>>4695933
On a scale from 1-10 I'll give it a definite "Yes"

>>4696355
I agree, we don't really have any connection to them so they don't need one yet. No lets see.... Oh Mary you fucking ego maniacal hero complex of a narcissist. I'm not gonna feel bad for you tho, I''m not. Not until you do something dumb like going after Eliza or get found our by Lucci or something.

>>4696388
There's a big difference between suspecting something and getting it confirmed, and then having the kid in question say, to your face, that he isn't going to stop or slow down and (I'm sure from Garps perspective) we'l try to kill him if he doesn't stop talking shit about mass murdering Pirate-nee.

It's not every day someone tells Vice Admiral Garp "I'll do what I want, screw the consequences. Now get out of my way"
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Huuuuuurrrrr me brain funny
Needle hurty
Abbudism
Nuuuuu sesshun Wenday 15:00 GEEMTEE
New session Wednesday 15:00 GMT, like usual
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>>4697332
Looking forward to landing on Micro Island and help Major Gates instal 10 windows in every house, to get rid of the roaming penguins and evil apple merchants.
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>>4697340
Imagine Not joining the revolution
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>>4697357
shit now i kinda want OSisland
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>Imagine seeing a cute little bat flying in the sky like it's a ghibli movie right before he divebombs and slits a motherfucker's throat from ear to ear while cackling.
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So we got an oopsie to deal with. Was driven like a slave today and coulg get 0 writing done for the initial post.
So we may experience a few minutes of delay
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After giving Hina and her cronies the slip and a good nights rest you feel refreshed and ready to both tackle the Grand Line once more AND explore every nook and cranny of your spanking new ship. Yesterdays little talk with the Dauntless herself left you quite invigorated, so you tackle the prospect of experimentation with great enthusiasm, and since she's brand new there's little need for regular maintenance yet so your crewmembers join you in your quest to familiarize yourself with your new home, mainly the facilities that you don’t use all too often and so don’t notice the change immediately.

Like the washroom that now has both tubs and showers for your convenience, all of which has been made devil fruit safe with railings and handlebars for safety. But by far the one that managed to woo you the most was the Crab Level which has been massively overhauled for maximum comfort and convenience, turning a segregated portion of the hold from Crab Level to Crab Town, with mini houses for each individual animal, roads made for them and special feeders. Sadly your little tour is cut short when you get notified by Will that there is a land approaching. So you quickly rush up to see what’s the situation.

“Oooooo! Is that the uuuuh sandy place?”

“San Faldo. And we had a church here so I know a little about it. Would you be interested?”

“Sure thing Spider!”

“As you wish. Well as you may have gathered from the costume wearing people in Water 7, San Faldo has a thing for festivals. In fact one of its biggest, longest and most anticipated ones is happening right now. The Masquerade, where people dress up to hide their features and enjoy the festivities in anonymity. As you may gather this makes the place very popular even among members of the underworld. But that’s not all. San Faldo is pretty much known as the “Carnival Town” as there is always something happening there. And whether you have money to spend or just want to have a good time you are welcome here. Just… try to ignore people giving you funny looks. From what I heard they can be pretty snobby.”

>Oooooh! Sounds fun! PARTY
>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!
>Huh? They party a lot? My kinda place! But why though?
>Other?
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>>4698693
>>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!
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>>4698693
>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!
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Three, THREE MINUTES LATE! Preposterous! jk

>>4698693
>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!
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>>4698693
>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!
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>>4698693
>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!
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>>4698693
>>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!
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No further exposition? Awww
You're gonna wish you asked for that!
>writing
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>>4698693
>>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!
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“That sounds awesome! Let’s all dress up!”

“No. I simply refuse-”

“Wait Marcella!”
Murray touches her shoulder.
“Silver may have the right idea there! Our ship is brand new. If we put on costumes then nobody on the island will be able to recognize us!”

Naturally they both realize you just want to dress up for the hell of it but they agree that it is beneficial enough for everyone to go through it, especially with how you’re very much wanted now. Ann goes ahead and uses her spider silk to provide each of you with fashionable outfits, though she can’t easily produce any masks for you so you’ll have to go with your heads exposed for a little while. Hopefully you can buy mask on the island itself. The outfits are a bit queer though, with each of them tailored for a specific crew member. Meaning Jaws has a blue costume with palm trees all over it, and you have a mostly black one for the sake of convenience. The others got similarly familiar outfits with one key difference. Each of them has a white crossbone stitched into it, which should make it easier to identify each other in the crowd. As a rule everyone also must carry a mini den den mushi on their person at all times.

“Hmmmmmm…”

“Something wrong Silver?”

“These coats look a lot like those Cheese Pizza guys wore in Iceburgs mansion.”

“Naturally. They wore San Faldo outfits to hide themselves. Just try to ignore it and behave, okay?”

Once dressed everyone gets prim and proper, with mandatory face washing and a bit of make-up to obfuscate your appearance for that brief time during docking. The whole ensamble is so convincing that the port-master doesn’t display even a hint of the usual distaste for pirates most others do. Instead he seems to believe you are some sort of aristocracy!

“Ah. Welcome, welcome! Welcome to San Faldo! The island of never ending revelry! Are you perhaps here to enjoy the festivities?”

Murray looks over to you and takes control of the situation by handing a hefty bag of bellies to the port master.
“Yes. We came from far and would like nothing more than a bit of privacy so we can enjoy ourselves. Can you arrange that?”

“Certainly Sir! And please! Enjoy your stay!”

Once the fat man goes away with his money and the men of the docks start cleaning your ship Jaws looks over to you, as you’re still staring absentmindedly at the ground.
“Something wrong Silver? You don’t usually space out like that.”

“This island is cursed.”
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Your comment is dismissed as your usual weirdness as everyone goes ahead and begins browsing the masks conveniently on sale near the port for unprepared visitors like yourselves. Out of all of them you pick one made of solid gold because it’s the most expensive and thus CLEARLY the best but also because you like its pretty sheen and if you get bored you could lick the insides for some quick stimulus.

After donning it you turn to the others who all have done the same. Even Jaws, who now looks like just a rather hefty human and not at all like a fish-man.
“Okay. Everyone ready?”
You get a unanimous “Aye” from everyone.
“Right! Then let’s enjoy this place!”

You see Marcella, Murray, Gu and Hagetaka going off as a group. Most likely they want some more grown up type of entertainment. While Ann, Will and Lyda have formed their own little group. The nun says they are going to watch the fireworks and buy some festival sweets. You could join either of them, or go out on your own in search of a great time.

>Yeah, let’s see what the grown-ups do in this situation
>Kiddie time!
>Go solo
>Other?
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>>4698784
>Yeah, let’s see what the grown-ups do in this situation
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>>4698784
>Go solo

>Your comment is dismissed as your usual weirdness
You would think than silver intuition would be take more seriously, after it proved right so many times.
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>>4698784
>Go solo
its the worst, and thus the best, option.

>>4698793
>>4698806
So close, but yea. At the same time we are something of a weirdo and we do and say kind of weird shit all the time.
You'd be surprised at exactly what people can get used to.
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>>4698784
>Go solo
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>>4698784
>>Go solo
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>>4698784
>Go solo
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Oooooooooh. This is an interesting one!
>writing

Also, is anyone experiencing weirdness with their internet connection? Mine is shitting the bed and I'm apparently not the only one

>>4698806
>>4698811
I feel you. But Silver also has a tendency to both say the most retarded things and the most haunting.
So you really don't want to take everything he says at face value to preserve your sanity
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>>4698843
Things are fine for me but the qm of advent soul quest is also having issues, you probably already knew that though
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Weighing your options you decide neither one is all too enticing. Murrays gang is probably off to eat, drink, dance, gamble and other lame shit, why Ann and the others are going to do some lame kiddie shit. You don’t want that!

“Well-”
You crack your neck in preparation.
“Guess it’s up to me then to be the soul of the party!”

It’s time to delve deep into the city life and see where it takes you. Along the way you encounter many interesting things that let you get a read of the place. Men wooing women wearing too many clothes which somehow still leave their ample bosoms (filled with used socks) exposed, a man bumping into you and apologizing before you apologize back to him and punch him in the gut for trying to take your purse and people trying to sell things which are definitely, definitely illegal. THIS PLACE IS FUN! Despite the obvious bad vibes you get from the entire island.

As you keep strolling through the streets you see an imposing black tree in some sort of a square. A man sees you eyeing it and she approaches you in a friendly manner.
“Impressive isn’t it? That’s the Great Shade. One of the oldest living Gloom Trees on the island.”

“Hmmmm. Seems special.”

“That’s because it is. The ore and the wood on this island is special. Originally they were the reason why settlers came here in the first place. Trade has died down over the years as tourism became our main source of income. But we still ship some occasionally for wealthy people. Just the other day one of the largest orders of the decade came in.”

You walk up to it and touch the bark of the big tree, which makes you feel a slight chill. Now that you saw one living it’s pretty easy to deduce what makes these trees so special. It’s just the tree that’s special, it’s the ground too. After all, any plant that can survive in a cursed place like this must be remarkably tough.

“If you’re interested, one of the last families on the island that still harvests wood live there. You can see their mansion all the way from here!”
You look up at a nearby hill and see the place. It looks more like a heavily decorated castle than a mere mansion. Guess they are loaded.
“Buuuut you might have trouble getting in. Strict invitation only policy.”
That looks like as good a place as any to have some fun. Crashing a party is always entertaining after all!
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You bid the friendly person goodbye and make your way up the hill where a rather long line of important people can be seen trying desperately to get in. The people standing there give you some rather mean looks and talk about your nerve as you just stroll past them, right up to the front gate where some nobleman is freaking out so much about the guard not letting him in that he’s stripping his clothes and starts eating his wig. Judging by the pile of rags nearby this is a rather common response. As you get up to the gate the guards step in your way and demand to know what you’re doing.

>Try to convince the guard to let you in
>Bribe him
>Move him out of the way by force
>Go away and sneak in some other way
>Other?
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>>4698917
>Go away and sneak in some other way
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>>4698917
>Go away and sneak in some other way
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>>4698917
>Go away and sneak in some other way
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>>4698917
>Try to convince the guard to let you in
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>>4698917
>Ask him why we can't go in

Then!
>Go away and sneak in some other way
We can literally turn into a little bat, I don't think security is equipped to handle Silver the Sneak
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>>4698917
>>Try to convince the guard to let you in
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>>4698917
>>4698926
Supporting this
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>>4698917
>>4698926
Yea might as well ask why we can't go in.
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>>4698915
>>4698926
this
with his hearing ability, and ability to turn into a tiny little bat, silver is shockingly equipped for stealth missions.

also, if the guy asks
>Just pretend to be a tourist
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A most astute observation by anons. Using bat form, getting in would be trivial
But you loose out on the swag of waltzing in before the plebians
>writing
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>>4698936
...Why pretend? We *are* a tourist!
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>>4698955
Ah, but we get the counter swag of pulling a Dracula.
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“Why can’t I go in?”

“Ah. I didn’t realize I was dealing with a tourist. Still, you should know at least a bit of common decency. It’s very rude to just walk past the line Sir. But to clarify this is the estate of the Albero family and this is their private party. None may enter without an invitation I’m afraid. And even if you do have one I must ask you to get back in line.”

“It’s okay. I’ll just leave now.”
You start whistling as you turn around on your heel. As you walk away you hear the guards talking about “tourists” in a very derogatory manner. We’ll see who’s laughing when you eat his employers out of house and home!

After getting far enough away you vault over the stone wall by the roadside and jump into a shrub when everyone could see you. They get a bit worried but when they check they see nothing, since you turned into a little bat long long ago. Heading back to the wall you easily fly over it and after finding a comfortably isolated shade you turn back into a human.
“Hehe suckers!”
Time to make a mess!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig2j82ucPMg

Immediately you find one of your targets, the buffet and allow yourself a few hundred appetizers. One particularly popular snack is a sort of sea shell that people really seem to prize. Naturally you’re not a rude savage so you do your best to eat everything the chef made, shell included. True they scrape your throat a little on the way down but that’s the price of being a gentleman. Your antics do not go unnoticed as a woman who seems to enjoy the display approaches you.

“Ah finally, someone interesting!”
She says as she approaches you. She introduces herself and offers her hand to you but she’s so uninteresting you don’t pay attention to her. But you do shake her hand because that’s the proper thing to do. She chuckles and continues.
“I don’t think I’ve seen you here before. Are you new here?”

“Mmmm-hmmmm.”


“I must say it’s refreshing to see someone not stuck up their own rear end. So, what brings you to this place? The party must be dreadfully boring to you so I guess it’s not that.”

You swallow the mouthful of crunchy fishy guts and respond.
“I heard the people here do wood.”

“Ah, the gloom wood? That’s a surprise! Nobody really cares about that nowadays. But I guess rumors did start to spread when we received a pretty large order not too long ago. Sadly it’s not like the old wood barons will make a comeback anytime soon. Buuut I do suppose-”
She then goes on and on and on about some big history with lumberjacking or some other nonsense. Not even about why the wood is so special or what’s good about it, just how great the people who cut down and process them are. Lame. But! There is one thing that catches your ear that IS interesting. It’s not from her however. As the staff carry the plates you empty one by one and bring in new ones you overhear them quietly talking among themselves.
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“Is everything ready?”

“Not yet. Some key guests have not shown up yet.”

“Fashionably late as always. But are we ready for when they arrive?”

“Yes. Soon we can start.”

“Good. The fire rises!”

You swallow another fistful of food and grin underneath your mask. Things just got a whole lot more interesting! And it looks like they’ll keep getting better as a very pompous man is introduced by a whole band of trumpeters. The party dies down as the man is beginning his speech. This is your opportunity.

>Listen to what the old guy has to say
>”Who is this old fart?”
>Time to sneak in!
>Other?
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>>4699023
>Time to sneak in!
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>>4699023
>”Who is this old fart?”
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>>4699023
>”Who is this old fart?”
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>>4699023
>”Who is this old guy?”
Hehe. Stealth mode.
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>>4699023
>>”Who is this old fart?”

I'm halfway tempted to blurt out "Yea, that was probably for my ship!"
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>>4699023
>”Who is this old fart?”
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>>4699023
>”Who is this old fart?”
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>>4699043
Eh. I don't think I can include that now. But I'll write it down.
Maybe later
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“My dear friends! Thank you all for coming to this years Masquerade party! Though our precious wood trade keeps diminishing with no sign of stopping, the last great shipment we sent to Water 7 ensures we can still hold our annual feasts for much, much longer! So I’d like to take this opportunity to ask all of you to enjoy yourselves to your hearts content! Eat, drink and be hearty! Keep your spirits high to drive the ill omens away and to make sure that damned giant can’t get a wink of sleep!”

“Munch munch. So who is this old guy anyway?”

“Hold on-”
The lady next to you takes a step back and looks at you funny.
“You don’t know my father? And I don’t recognize you. And surely mother wouldn’t be so foolish as to invite one of her lovers to the party. So, who are you?”

She seems to struggle speaking further. Judging by her shivering that she must be afraid. The eccentric stranger she just met might be an uninvited guest or worse yet a criminal. It looks like she’s about to call for the guards when something breaks the tense moment.

BANG

You look towards the direction of the sound and see a smoking gun with a projectile shot towards the sky. After a second it ruptures and explodes into a small but colorful little shower of light, which is followed by many bigger ones. The fireworks sure are pretty but it looks like they were not scheduled to go off just yet. Indeed the old guy who gave the speech just a moment ago seems upset by their premature firing. So much so that he, and everyone else in the courtyard beside you fails to notice every door and possible escape being barred and the guards readying their weapons. Soon you see the still ongoing display of colorful lights casting a great shadow over the party as several figures climb to the top of the roof and look down at you. At the same time many of the staff rip off their maid or butler outfits and reveal their concealed weapons.

A central figure at the roof leans forward to address everyone present.
“A good evening to you all! Now! Are you snobs ready to get WILD?! Because it’s TIME-”
The woman takes off her sunglasses.
“For a revolution!”
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And that's where I must end things sadly. Still got work to do tomorrow.
I'll try to aim for a continuation on Friday but we'll see how things progress and if anything unexpected comes up
Have a good night!
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>>4699096
Thanks for the run, Spooks. Good night!
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>>4699096
Thanks for the run
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>>4699096
Thanks for running spook...
We're gonna have to fight the Revolutionary Army, don't we?
If nothing else then to protect our meal, cause we called dibs in it first! But they are gonna liven up the party something fierce tho
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>>4699110
>"You're not one of these pomps. Why are you fighting us?"
>"You knocked over the food table."
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>>4699110
After attacking the world government, he go and attack their most hated enemy. Silver is truly a impartial pirate.
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>>4699121
But of course, because everyone is so busy claiming their way is the best way and then they get in our way so now we have to beat the shit out of them in order to continue to par-tay.

Luffy may be an annoying little asshole, but at least he has the common courtesy to let a man chill. You know, provided that man isn't in front of the food table.
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>>4699121
It's not attacking anyone! It's self defence on behalf of the food!
Besides if they didn't want a fight, why start a brawl? It's good fun for everyone involved, sure it may be a bit cheaty that we snuck in... But we're a pirate, so what are they gonna do about it?
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Spookky you fool you have given us a tasty tidbit without realizing it!

Ann can make COLOURED silk! We can make pictures with it! We can have her shitpost using her spooder pooders!
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>And remember kids! When the revolution comes, the first rule of gun safety is to have fun!

>>4699513
Dear GOD! What have I done?
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>>4699513
Ann confirmed for crayon-eater.
I wouldn't read to much into it, if only so that Spooky can throw neat things into minor posts without having to worry to much about setting precedents. That's much more important for character traits and interactions I'd say.
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>>4699513
That would be literally a shitpost kek
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So I got a little rescheduling to do
Not going to be able to run on Friday
Moving things to Saturday instead
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Alright, third time posting this is the charm
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>>4700189
Hey King!
I think this is for you
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>>4700189
Amazing. Absolutely based.
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>card carrying member of the thot patrol
>stole from his fridge and mocked him about it
>made nami upset
>made fun of luffy
Now that silver has completed the cardinal sins, will sanji declare a personal war against him?
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>>4700668
Out of these the first two earned you his beef. But he still won't declare a jihad on you for a few reasons.
>Upsetting Nami
Life in the OP world is what's upsetting Nami when she's not behaving like a money hungry Goblin
>Making fun of Luffy
It's all fun and games until you make fun of his dreams or his ability to achieve them. This will only be a factor if you go to war with him

And there are a few things which offset things. Like you keeping company that pleases him and the fact that you helped Robin.

At most you can expect a few revenge kicks to the face for mucking up his kitchen. That is if you don't do anything else to piss him off like making a move at the jewess or Robin. Or you waste food in front of him, which Silver wouldn't do unless you deliberately vote for it to make Sanji mad
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>>4700668
>helped save Robin at Enies Lobby
>Robin seems to like us
>Nami is terrified of us and (especially) Marcella and would probably bonk him over the head the moment "fighting with the Silvers" is brought up.
>Sanji knows we have a Logia
>In the one major arc we've had together we left a lot of corpses behind.

I don't think Sanji will do much of anything unless we start hurting Nami/Robin, steal their flag or sink the Sunny etc.
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>>4701219
>we have a logia
Oh yeah. I forgot he has severe logia ptsd
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>>4701240
What you mean common sense? zing.
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>>4701081
>wasting food
Silver knows what it's like to go hungry. He eats the fucking shells with his baked oysters.
Luffy knows we did it to fuck with him. He'll probably get us back for it, but it's all friendly.
I don't think silver would make fun of luffy's dreams, or his ability to achieve them. As far as he's concerned, a determined man and a few friends can accomplish anything.
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>>4701240
Yes, everyone should be afraid of logia, that's just how it works... Tho Enel and Crocodile would make it seem worse then "normal" and then Angel butchered the entire train cart with zero hesitation. Yea. Logia scary, and once it becomes known that she has a logia and is neither the captain nor an officer people are gonna start asking questions and the inevitable rumours about us are going to run wild.

>>4701295
Yepp. agree on all points.
If anything Silver would probably encourage them to fight and beat him if he comes between them and what they want, with no hard feelings what so ever.
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>>4699090
start bulking up i want our mask to sit above our mouth that stretches wider then the mask itself kind of like the no face from spirited away so we can eat faster and and get talking with these people faster
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So are we going to be the Jack to this rich girls Rose? Poor boy sneaking into a rich person's party, if we do take her with us, we save her from life threatening situation...

We're doing a Titanic boys.
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>>4701506
I don't want Silver to freeze to death hanging onto a door, so pass.
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>>4701506
How are we poor? We spent a billion without a second thought and a portion of that is apparently enough to keep these fobs in the green for years.
Let's be honest, consider Silver's less then stellar understanding of the world and rather twisted viewpoint we're a lot closer to Don Quixote (de la Mancha) then Titanic.
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>>4701422
Like this?
I was planning your cheeks poking out the side of your mask while chewing originally but I can acquiesce

>>4701310
I meant Sanji especially. Since he saw Sir Crocodile turn a kingdom into a litter box and turn people into mummies. Then the next arc Enel turned him into a brisket with one attack and almost killed him with the second

>>4701506
>Silver! Draw me like one of your West Blue girls!
>Tongue sticking out Silver nods furiously while doodling a stickman with black crayon
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>>4701793
>Tongue sticking out Silver nods furiously while doodling a stickman with black crayon
Silver true identity is oda ?
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>>4701793
like that but under the mask like directly under the jawline of the mask so he looks like a demon with a golden face with a mouth under it so i approve
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>>4701855
ahh yes Franky truly is the Oda self insert as a proud and loud self proclaimed pervert.
Reading some of those SBS pages are wild, Oda and his readers truly are master shitposters.
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>>4701948
I mean other than that being for ants, he ain't wrong.
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>>4701975
I did a thing again, less lazy shitposters might have put put Sajin's face on Erik and done text edits, but i digress.
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>>4701985
Wrong Oda I'm retarded, or google tricked me and I'm still retarded
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>>4701948
>Which country
>"Africa"
Oh you little yellow bastard, thanks for the laugh tho.
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>>4701948
hmmm nami being swedish makes sense i live in that country
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>>4701975
>Oda-san, Oda-san! Why do all your women look the same?
>Big boobs and hourglass waist hot!
What a chad.
Also I find it funny how he gets "angry letters" when according to surveys the demographic One Piece is most popular with in Japan is middle aged house-wives. So most likely he gets those angry letters from spergs or people who don't read OP instead of actual fans

>>4702000
Based and checked!

>>4702029
kek
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>>4702850
>So most likely he gets those angry letters from spergs or people who don't read OP instead of actual fans
Just like all the popular stuff. The chattel mobs come braying into battle. Like chickens. Stupid but full of fury. Ultimately powerless when kicked away.

Why can't people just leave everyone else's fun alone? Damn.
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You hear some rather panicked voices coming from the crowd as the party crashers roll out their red flag.
"I-It's the Revolutionary Army! We're doomed!"

"They locked us in!"

"Oh god what happens to us now?!"

Meanwhile the lady next to you stares through her mask with new comprehension and not negligible amounts of fear.
"So you're one of them! What do you want from us?"

But you simply ignore her and turn your attention back to the buffet faced with an actual problem. Namely that this whole shebang likely won't last much longer but there are still good morsels you want to try out. So you pick up the pace, unhinge your jaw with your hands and start shoveling food in your gullet much faster. At the same time the people that showed up start reveling in their own theatrics as the lady leading them jumps down onto a balcony to address them.

"Worry not dears! We're not here for your heads. That belongs to the people! So if you guys behave and do as we say you'll get to enjoy your lavish lifestyles a bit longer! So don't try anything silly. Okay?"
You see guns being trained on the crowd and hear the clattering of stuff that people drop. Every one of the attendees is now quite scared and it's painfully obvious that these Revolutionary guys are in control now.
"Now then Mister Albero, let's have a little chat! If you value the lives of your guests, or your own then you'll comply!"

"W-What do you want?"

"Gee do we have to spell it out for you? The gloom wood will be immensely useful to us. You'll tell us all you know about harvesting it. And everything you have on the Giant too of course!"

"Y-Yes. But could we do it somewhere private?"

"I don't see why no-"
You see a pebble being hurled at the lady who dodges it without effort.
"Okay who was that?"

"Leave my father alone you wench!"

"Ah, the kid? That's useful! Oh boooooys! Please bring the young lady here. And teach her some common decency while you're at it!"

You see several of the gunmen approaching the lady next to you. Though spunky her courage swiftly disappears in the presence of guns and she begins backing up until she hits the rails of the estate. Now she has nowhere to go, unless she's willing to jump down the cliff and possibly die. The revolutionarys are slowly circling around her. But one of them has to stop as he trips on a stray chicken bone that fell right in front of him. After standing up he looks around with anger in his eyes.

"Okay who was that?"
He, along the others start looking for the one that dared to disturb them and they see you eating nonchalantly at the buffet table, barely paying attention to them.
"EY BOSS! One of them didn't get the memo!"

"Hmmmmm? What is this?"
The lady leading the operation sees you and she becomes curious.
"Well this is interesting. HEY YOU!"

"Hmmm? Me?"

"It looks like you didn't soil your britches yet. Are you not even a little bit scared?"

"No."

"Well well well. That's something. Do you plan on getting in our way?"

>No
>Yes
>Other?
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>>4703098
>Yes
Well the only no boring choice
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>>4703098
>>Yes
Because I just know they’re gonna tip over the buffet table if we refuse to take them seriously.
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>>4703098
>Yes
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>>4703098
>"Are you planning on ruining my meal?"
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>yes.
> "You're annoying and you're interrupting me from eating food and trying to give me orders. Better shut up and get out before you bother me enough to kill you."
> Hit the revolutionary closest to you who is targeting or threatening you as hard as possible to get your point.
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>>4703098
>Other?
Don't bother the food table and we're good. Do and things get, difficult.
>that pic
Kinda want to recruit her away from the revolutionaries, we need to get our own bentham after all.
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hahahaha silver join the revolutionaries nooop we hit them as hard as we hit the marines silver freedom comes first and these idiots will seek to set their rules for us and silver do not follows the rules only that own rules as elisa taught
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>>4703117
They kinda have to tho, in a delicate situation like this its important to firmly establish control... Having a randoe who doesn't give a shit about your armed guards and goes around doing whatever he likes very much undermines that entire effort...

Tho I am looking forwards to say something like "Wait, you're the anti-gouverment guys?! Then why are you here, the marines are that way *points in a direction which feels wet for Water 7*
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That's a very firm middle finger if I've ever seen one
>writing
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>>4703133
>>4703098
hahaha "silver" is anti-gouverment but they need to understand that for us they are their own government with rules and we only follow ours (marine, revolutionary, pirates and any noble) all this is in the crosshairs if they bother silver
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>>4703117
>silver joins the revolutionaries
>"We want to install our own, better government!"
>silver leaves the revolutionaries
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>>4703153
>Sengoku hears about Silver getting into a fight with the Revolutionary Army
>Hina and the marines gets orders to chase us towards islands undergoing civil war just because he assumes whatever we do, it'l be easier for the marines to clean up once we leave
>Sengoku's face when it kind of works
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>>4703162
lmao, it would totally work, too
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>>4703162
> silver then defeats both the revolutionary, marines and current government.
> His charismatic stupid of him wins allies in the people who are left behind to rebuild.
> silver does the same with bandera and changes its name, symbols and what it represents to its own as it happened on the desert island.
> Sengoku belatedly realizes that he created another yonko.
> sengoku retires in shame and gets drunk to death.
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A few people who've been too busy to get on their stomachs and obey turn to look at you just so they can see what the hell is happening. They see a small man staring at the big burly revolutionarys without as much as a hint of fear. Meanwhile you're just nibbling on the food already in your mouth very fast while trying to process things.
"You guys are from Stupid Island or what?"

"Eh?"
You turn away from the giant, muscular thug and go back to the delicious foods. The revolutionarys exchange a shrug and the big guy pushes your face down and into a bowl of fondue.
"Listen here you little prick! The lady asked you a question! Now be a good little shithead and answer her! Ooops! I forgot to address you properly! Answer her Your Majesty!"

You pull your head out of the molten cheese and lick your entire body clean with your tongue lengthened by Life Release. Once you get clean you sigh and grab the buffet table. WIth a quick spin you smack him over the head with the whole thing and knock him on his ass. As you do however you look at the tables legs and realize you just made a mistake.
"AAAAAAAAAH! The food! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!"

The crowd gets rowdy as people start questioning who's this lunatic causing a ruckus, especially the lady next to you who up until now assumed you were with the rebels but now she's starting to . The Revolutionarys are loosing control of the situation and fast. So the tall lady holding the nobleman hostage pats him on the cheek.

"Hold that thought dear. I'll return to you shortly."
She jumps down to your level and struts up to you calmly but cautiously.
"I must say this was not expected. You certainly have more of a spine than the rest of these parasites. I'm kinda intrigued. How did someone like you wind up here? Guard? Can't be. These fools have no eye for talent. Guest? No, you were not on the list. Then attaché?"
You don't know what that is but judging by her glances to the lady next to you it probably means friend.

"I just came for the food. And now it's gone thanks to you!"

"Ufu! That's it? Wow. Did not expect that! You got a bigger pair of balls than I imagined! Say we are always looking for gutsy people. How would you like a noble cause to fight for? It comes with complimentary food and... anything else you desire!"
She leans forward and shoves her ample bosoms in your face.

But you see or rather hear her reaching for the stiletto behind her back as she awaits your response. She's not dumb at the very least and will resolve this little situation one way or the other. Unfortunately for her she doesn't seem to realize the full scope of things.

"You're those Revolutionary guys?"

"Yes. Very observant of you!"

"Then-"

>Punch her in the face (fight)
>"get lost before I get mad" (scare them away)
>"Okay. Where do I sign up?"
>Other?
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>>4703174
>Punch her in the face (fight)
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>>4703174
>Punch her in the face (fight)
Remember They work for goofy dad
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>>4703174
>Punch her in the face (fight)
> hit to kill they ruined the food
THEY RUINED THE FOOD ... idiots ... silver has killed for less literally killed 5 people in a game just because they call him a cheater and they come to ruin the food? this is heresy for silver
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>>4703174
>Revolution? What's that? What are you guys trying to do?
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>>4703174
>>Punch her in the face (fight)
HAVE YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR DAT KNOIFE?!
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>>4703174
..."Then the marines are over there" *point randomly towards "Water 7"
>"get lost before I get mad" (scare them away)
Listen, you don't mess with a mans food. If she replaces what her dumb-dumbs ruined then we're square, no? (they are not gonna do that, its a fight for sure)
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>>4703185
I think silver already known this
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Oh, and forgot: I'm ok with this
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>>4703185
You got a small description from Iceburg so yeah like anon >>4703190 said

Oooookay. That's another major faction you just made your enemy. The list of people you haven't pissed off is getting shorter each day

>writing

Oh and since you decided to attack
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Rolled 2, 9, 5 + 3 = 19 (3d10 + 3)

>>4703216
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Rolled 10, 10, 6 + 3 = 29 (3d10 + 3)

>>4703216
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Rolled 8, 4, 8 + 3 = 23 (3d10 + 3)

>>4703216
I object, they have no idea who we are!
And they won't know until we tell them!
... Which we inevitably will
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Rolled 8, 10, 5 + 3 = 26 (3d10 + 3)

>>4703216
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>>4703221
>>4703224
>>4703222
>>4703225
>>4703216

yes I think fate is saying that we knock herm out with a single punch 2 dice exceeded the critical 3 if it is a d4
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>>4703221
If we knocked her ass out I vote we kidnap her. Just for shits and giggles.
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>>4703216
Always play on Hard Mode.
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>>4703216
We will unite the world in their hatred of silver, I guess we really are the second coming of Rocks
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>>4703247
>>4703245
But... But we're disguised!
Unless they actually ask us who we are nobody but the marines (who will definetly figure it out) will know that the mystery bull in the San Faldo china shop is, in fact, Silver.
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>>4703262
>small brown haired man that eats everything in sight suddenly attacks figure of authority that disrupted his eating. Night ends with half the town burned down, local establishments either extremely richer or suddenly obsolete, and at least five instances of flying while intoxicated and twenty five marines suffering severe groin trauma.
>but he was wearing a cheap mask so it's clearly someone else.
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"Shhhhh. Why the rush? First let me show you what we have to offer~"
You see her reach down with her free hand and grab your crotch.
"Oooooh. L-Looks like I underestimated you a little ufufu! Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just that happy to see me?"

"It's a sword-"
You reach over your shoulder and bonk her over the head with the butt of your rifle.
"I keep the gun on my back!"

As she falls down face first you draw your sword as well and look around, basically daring everyone else to come and get a piece of you. Some of the other revolutionaries do cry out for their boss and try to get close to the knocked out woman but you easily take care of them. After locking swords with one of them you kick him in the gut and then the face once he's on his knees and send him flying. Some try to take potshots at you so you respond in kind with a single shot from your Jewell which shakes the entire mansion and the revolutionaries start to realize they are kinda outmatched. Without missing a beat they take some of the people hostage and order you to stand down or the rich folk die. In response you just keep slowly walk towards them.

"D-Didn't you hear us! Don't move a muscle or they get it!"

"Oh so you'll remove the only thing keeping me from killing you right now?"

"T-THIS GUY IS A LUNATIC! RUN FOR IT BOYS!"

"WHAT ABOUT THE BOSS?"

"DO YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE HER?! THEN RUUUUUN!"

The party crashers drop their hostages and grab whoever they can before running for it. You half consider going after them but these guys are so weak it'd be a waste of time and energy so you simply fire a shot after them and take a fair few out with it and leave it at that. Maybe these loosers will learn not to mess with you in the future. As the situation clears the old Albero guy slowly scuttles up to you.
"I-Is it over? I don't believe it. Who are you oh gallant knight who saved us?"

"My name is Silver."

"S-Silver? I don't believe I heard that name before. Look Mister Silver, I don't know why you're here but you have my eternal gratitude. Is there any way I could repay you?"

"I just want to go back to partying."

"As we currently are I don't think anyone else is in the mood for a party-"
The man then sees your shoulders drop with a disappointed sigh.
"B-But we still have plenty of food and drinks! And the band is still here! Would that please you?"

"A band?! Oh yeah!"

"Wonderful! Then please allow me to treat you for dinner."
Albero then turns to the other guests.
"My most humble apologies everyone but I did not expect terrorists to disrupt us! Please if you feel ill then remain and our physicians will treat you! Otherwise I must ask you to return to your houses. Seek comfort with your families for I fear the worst is yet to come. As for you Lord Silver please follow me-"
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>>4703271
Yes
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>>4703271
Hey that was the most expensive mask!
So.... yes?
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>>4703271
>cheap mask
Bruh this shits solid gold

or something. It's shiny as fuck.

>>4703274
>"It's a sword-"
>You reach over your shoulder and bonk her over the head with the butt of your rifle.
>"I keep the gun on my back!"
Toppest of keks.
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>>4703285
Also
>Dude has a gold mask, and a full cover costume
>Name is "Silver", no normal first or last name. Just Silver

I don't know if I would make the connection to the pirate "Cavalier" Silver after just having been attacked by revolutionaries.
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>>4703274
>>4703285
yeh this revolutionary was so pathetic that she is not even worth recruiting I think she was just an officer for the minions we should go find their bosses maybe if we are lucky we can kidnap the bunny
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>>4703291
Eh, let's see if she can get it up before we write her off. But if she is out then we can just leave her. We dont recruit weak folks who cant take at least two rounds in the ring.
Even Will is smart enough to wear a helmet when he goes on missions.
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The nobleman has his remaining (loyal) guards lock up the revolutionary leader and he personally escorts you in the dining hall where the band of musicians he hired await hsi orders. He asks them to perform something light to calm his nerves and orders his maids to bring you food and drinks until you're satiated Poor guy doesn't even realize you're about to eat him out of his wealth. Oh well, his loss.

"I can't believe it."
After several minutes he finally sighs as he's sitting next to his daughter.
"To think that the Revolutionary Army is here."

"What will happen to us father?"

"I wish I knew Roka. I wish I knew."

"CHEW CHEW SCARF GULP
What are you guys so worked up for? I just kicked their asses. Their boss is over there"
You gesture at the bound woman with a chicken bone.

The nobles are taken aback by your comment but the man composes himself to explain the situation to you.
"I'm not entirely sure you understand the gravity of the situation. But the Revolutionary Army is not a traditional army-"

"Yeah, I heard. They are weenies who don't fight their own battles."

"Exactly. They mainly incite revolt in peaceful kingdoms so the peasantry topples the ruling body and causes the island to seceed from the World Government. If they were this brazen then I fear for the worst. They likely already spread their corruption throughout the island. An all out revolt is all but... assured."

"But father! They clearly wanted our family secrets! Surely they wouldn't-"

"Let's be real. If the island falls into their hand they'll have all the time in the world to unlock the secrets of the gloom wood."

You start scratching your head.
"Hmmmmm. They said something about a giant as well. And so did you come to think of it. What's that about?"

The girl slams her hands on the table.
"That's right! If the revolutionaries are after the giant we could-"

"We will do nothing! In fact I believe we should pack our belongings and get off this damn rock before the whole island is consumed!"
Looks like the old guy does not have high hopes for his future. While his daughter is keen on paying back the revolutionaries, perhaps even stopping them if such a thing is possible.

>I have a ship. If you pay me I can take you to the next island (Talk to the father)
>What's that with the Giant? (Talk to the girl)
>Hey! What are you guys up to? (Slap the boss awake and interrogate her)
>Okay! That's it for me. Thanks for the food and good luck!
>Other?
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>>4703317
>>What's that with the Giant? (Talk to the girl)
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>>4703317
>>Hey! What are you guys up to? (Slap the boss awake and interrogate her)
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>>4703317
>What's that with the Giant? (Talk to the girl)
I can feel the next crew member
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>>4703317
>Hey! What are you guys up to? (Slap the boss awake and interrogate her)
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>>4703317
>If you guys want off the island, you can sail with us for the right price. That said, we're... adventurers, of sorts. I'm interested in this giant you're talking about, care to explain?
>throw chicken bones at the revolutionary lady
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>>4703317
>>What's that with the Giant? (Talk to the girl)
>Hey, your weenies ran away. Hungry? (Slap the boss awake offer her something to eat)
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>>4703324
Honestly, until she got abandoned I had no interest but...Seriously, that's gonna stain Silver's view of the Revolutionary Army more then anything.
Just legging it like that
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>>4703330
I was talking about the giant
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>>4703335
Yea, that's fair.
I just can't help but imagine Silver having some small abandonment issues stemming from something, somewhere, and emphasizing.
But a giants cool too.
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>>4703317
>What's that with the Giant? (Talk to the girl)
>Hey! What are you guys up to? (Slap the boss awake and interrogate her)

First ask the girl about the Giant and after we get that then we ask the slaaneshi about what the hell they were planning. She probably wont talk but of we throw out the Giant tidbit we might shake something loose.
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>>4703317
>>4703326
Support.
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Big man sleeping under the ground? Could it be

the Fungiant?
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So if I'm reading this correctly then it's getting details about the giant from the girl, then trying to slap the info out of the revolutionary for more clarity
Got it
>writing

Now the noble girl will gladly help you buuuuut the other-
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Rolled 4, 6, 1 + 2 = 13 (3d10 + 2)

>>4703361
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Rolled 8, 7, 9 + 2 = 26 (3d10 + 2)

>>4703361
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Rolled 7, 8, 7 + 2 = 24 (3d10 + 2)

>>4703361
Where's the giant!
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>>4703365
>>4703368
clearly silver isn't fucking asking
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>>4703369
That or she has a "man who can defeat me" fetish like most amazons.
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>>4703382
That or she has some weird idea about us being a violent madman who flies off the hinges for no good reason.
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>>4703387
Might be all 3.
>Silver's so scary he gives her a visible fearboner.
>Everyone other than Silver in the room confused as all hell.
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"Giant?"

"Please Sir there is really no need to involve that monster-"

"You're not from here, correct? The Giant of the island has been here before the first settlers arrived 200 years ago. It's a real monster and the reason the island is the way it is."

"The what?"

"The island is filled with bad spirits. When people first came here ill omens happened one after another and almost wiped them out. Luckily people found out that they can keep the phenomenon at bay with positive emotions. The reason we became the Carnival Island is because otherwise the curses would attack us."

"Oh cool. And what do these weenies want with him?"

"Who knows? But the giant of the island is even worse than these revolutionary scumbags. If they make contact with it who knows what'll happen?"

"Then let's ask. Hey-"
You throw a piece of bread at her head, then a chicken bone, then a whole loaf, then a rotisserie chicken and even a silver plate when she woke up already.
"I said HEY!"

"I'M AWAKE ALREADY! STOP YOU MANIAC!"

"Ah good."
You walk up to her and kneel down to grab her by the chin.
"What do you guys want with the giant?"

"I refuse!"

"I wasn't asking."
She spits in your face and were it not for your mask you would've knocked her lights out again for that. Instead you grab her by the side and lift her whole body so you can rub your face into her clothes.
"Now talk about the giant or I'll get angry!"

"I'm not selling out my people!"

"The ones that just abandoned you?"

"Yes! My life doesn't matter compared to our cause! And besides, the officers will not let this go! They'll pay you back for what you did and rescue me! So do what you want to me you blue blooded slug! I'm not talking!"

You try to intimidate her a bit more but it's a bit hard when you can't make scary faces at her so you remove your golden mask while staring into her face.
"So they'll come for you? Good! That means you're coming with me! And when they show up I'll ask them instead!"

The womans dark skin goes pale as all color and life drains from it. Looks like she KNOWS who you are.
"Y-You're not a noble!"

"Nope."

"I... I..."
She begins to sweat.
"We wanted to talk with the giant about the curse on the land and possibly recruit him! That's all I know I swear!"

"Oh... Thanks! That clears things up! Do you know where the giant is?"

"Y-Yes! We already scouted the place! I can take you there!"

>Just the directions will be fine. Thanks
>Just the directions will be fine (Kill her afterwards)
>Okay. Then you're taking me there! (Lift her on your shoulder)
>Other?
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>>4703413
>Just the directions will be fine. Thanks
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>>4703413
>Okay. Then you're taking me there! (Lift her on your shoulder)
Giant might be hungry, or horny. Either way she might be useful. Also worse comes to worse we can use her as a club in case her friends come back and get uppity.
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>>4703413
Your gonna take me there!
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>>4703413
>>Okay. Then you're taking me there! (Lift her on your shoulder)
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>>4703413
>>Okay. Then you're taking me there! (Lift her on your shoulder)
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>>4703413
>Okay. Then you're taking me there! (Lift her on your shoulder)
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>>4703413
>Okay. Then you're taking me there! (Lift her on your shoulder)

she promised a fight with non-weenie officers if they had to rescue her. So we can't abandon or kill her, since then there'd be no rescuing!
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>>4703413
>>Okay. Then you're taking me there! (Lift her on your shoulder)
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Hoooooo boy. They aren't gonna like that
>writing
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>>4703457
They can argue their point to the jezail
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>>4703457
Then clearly we picked the right choice.
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"Okay! Then you can take me there!"
You rip her chains out of the wall and put her on your shoulder. You don't want her to spit on you again so her ass has to be the one facing forward. Putting your mask back on you turn to the old guy and the girl.
"Yosh! I'll go see that giant then! Maybe I can find these other reactionaries there! If the people see me beat them up then nobody will be dumb enough to follow their advice right?"

"T-Thank you but why are you doing this?"

"Why? Well duh! This one said there'd be trouble if they came looking for her! No way I'm gonna miss that! Besides a giant sounds fun! I'll be back soonish!"

You then leave the place following your prisoners instructions. Along the way many citizens give you weird looks, mostly of jealousy calling you a "lucky guy" or calling the girl lucky for having a husband who's so dedicated he prepares for the annual wife carrying race this ahead of time. You don't feel like correcting them because frankly you got more important shit to worry about. As you leave the border of the town however you come to a stop as your tour guide is starting to resist. Hard.

"Okay just go straight ahead here and you'll reach the giants home! J-Just put me down here and I promise I won't run away!"

"Nope. You're coming with me!"

"NO PLEASE! Don't make me go in there! Anything but that!"

But you ignore her pleas and keep carrying her as you enter the plains. The place looks like it was once home to a thick forest of gloom wood but it was recently cut down. As you leave the former forest you come to a more barren looking place where there are still ominous black trees, albeit sparsely. Off in the distance you see a rather large mountain or hill which must be where the giant lives and you go towards it. Sadly your progress is slow as your prisoner REALLY doesn't want to be here for some reason. You tolerate her for a while but shut her up when you start hearing the faint echoes of a distant conversation.

"Calm down Charlie! As long as we don't disturb the woods nothing bad is going to happen. Trust me!"

"..."

"I know you're scared but we just have to keep it together a little longer! Once we talk with Mister Giant we can leave I promise."

"..."

It's the voice of a girl having a very one sided conversation. Looks like these weirdos might be crazy after all if their officers talk to themselves like that. Nevertheless you won't pull your punches just because they are crazy and pick up the pace so you can start a fight with them already. As soon as the enemy gets within earshot however your prisoner starts acting up.
"CHARLIE! KOALA!"

"Hey! Be quiet over there! You're ruining my surprise!"
You smack her on the ass, getting an "Eep" from her and then silence but it looks like you were too late.

"Rosie?"
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>>4703492
>"Hey! Be quiet over there! You're ruining my surprise!"
>You smack her on the ass, getting an "Eep" from her and then silence but it looks like you were too late.

Oh my Mister Silver, not even the first date and you're already getting handsy. For shame.
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>>4703492
oh my god, silver.
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>>4703492
All of this reminds me so much of over the garden wall i want to sing
https://youtu.be/AUofp5a0zUQ
Like imagine how scary we would be with a no face mouth and bulking up and becoming hairy like a monster with long reaching fingers with one thing human element us walking on two legs and the human mask of gold resting in the middle of our face while our human voicr calls for them out of the darkness or well light if we make the top of our head to burn like a lantern
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"ROSIE! What happened? You! Who are you? Are you working for the nobles of the island?"

"Nope."

"S-Stay away Koala! This is not a mercenary! It's the pirate Cavalier Silver with a bounty of 300.000.000!"

"What did you say?! Did the nobility really hired the services of a pirate? We had no intel like that! Things are worse than we thought! Don't worry Rosie we'll save you!"

"I-I knew I could count on you! But listen! Ignore me! This man is a monster! Complete the mission and... and remember me when this island is set free!"

You just look at this cavalcade of clowns and feel disgusted. It's a big breasted bimbo, a little ginger girl and a fucking mime of all things. And you thought your group was eccentric. But ignoring all that you still don't know how to even respond to these idiots.
"What the hell are you talking about? Hired? Save? You guys were the ones who picked a fight with me and now you're angry I'm punching back? What's wrong with you? Well whatever."

"Koala! He's crazy! All he talks about is us ruining his food! He's doing ALL this because he snuck into the party when we crashed it so he couldn't keep eating free food!"

"What?! Okay Rosie just calm down, you're agitating the trees! Listen Pirate! You really don't want to do this! Just unhand our friend and we can talk this through! This was clearly a misunderstanding so if we-"

You look at these two and analyze them a bit. They are strong. Not very dangerous but much stronger than that group of thugs that you mopped the floor with. And there is two of them.

>Okay (drop the lady)
>Nah. I was promised a good time here!
>Other?
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>>4703515
>Okay. (put her down gently)
>Now, what's this about a giant? I want to see him.
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>>4703515
>>Okay (drop the lady)
Nope, there's some bad juju here
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>>4703515
>Nah. I was promised a good time here!
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>>4703521
this island be cursed, yarr.
best ye not be disturbin' the land, lad.
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>>4703515
>Okay (drop the lady)
>Now, what's this about a giant? I want to see him.
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>>4703515

>Okay (drop the lady)
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>>4703515
Lets become the scariest thing in this forest monster up the more they ruin our vibe also lets continue too the giants and let them join our travels
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>>4703515
>Nah. I was promised a good time here!
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>>4703515
>>Okay (drop the lady) "Why do I not want to do this? Cause she's the one who called you"
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>>4703515
>>Nah. I was promised a good time here!
no thoughts, only fight.
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Showing surprising amounts of restraint here. Juju freaked you out huh? Or was it the mime?
Or you just don't want to turn Koala into paste
Okay!
>writing
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>>4703515
>Nah. I was promised a good time here!
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>>4703515

>Nah. I was promised a good time here!
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>>4703559
Because instead of being not weenies and attacking us to save their friend, like we would have done, they're scared and weenie and not fun looking at all.
Lucci would never leave us hanging like this.
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>>4703559
Mostly the fact we were promised a good fight and we got a teenager and a mime. Compared to what the marines throw our way when they set up a party this is remarkably lackluster.

We got promised fiveguys and the Revolutionary army threw us a mcdouble and a small fry.
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>>4703565
I feel like Alucard when he has to fight anyone other than Anderson. The boner is just not there.
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>>4703575
A mcdouble do be hitting different when you're hungry though.
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>>4703577
Well, considering the beautiful "Oh shit!" moment when this Rosie bint realized who we were followed by the oh so satisfying "Please for the love of god don't provoke him" the comparison might not be to far off.
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>>4703559
Koala is cute, but i don't want bad juju on me.
Fuck that shit, man.
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"Okay."
You drop the woman onto the ground and cross your arms.
"Why don't I want to do this?"

"This place is dangerous. I don't know if you noticed but as you get closer and closer to the giants home the more dangerous the curses become. These trees will attack you if you get too close to them. Guess the islanders were correct in assuming that he has something to do with the curses on the island. Fighting here would endanger all of us. Especially Rosie."

"Sigh. You guys are not fun-"
You gently poke the ribs of the woman with your shoes.
"I was promised a good scrap by her and all I got were a schoolgirl and a mime that are scared of some trees. I hope the giant will be more fun."

"Oh yeah? You wouldn't talk like that if you experienced what this curse can do. It's several times worse than anywhere else."

"Okay. But even though I'm bad at math I know zero times anything is still zero."

"What... are you talking about?"

"I-It's true Koala. Nothing bad actually happened to us yet."

"Huh? That's, not correct."

So they are saying something bad is going to happen if you mess with the place? That gives you an idea. You go ahead and give the old "Wakey Wakey" shin kick to one of the trees expecting something to happen. AND IT DOES! The branches begin to snap and bend on their own. Like snakes and withered hands they start moving as if compelled by an unknown force. You half expect them to lash out at you but they just don't. They try to reach forward, stop, go back and start the whole process all over again. The revolutionaries can not believe their own eyes.

"This is impossible! The curse doesn't usually behave like that. Why isn't it lashing out?"
You reach forward and touch the trees bark to confirm your suspicion. You were correct but you decide not to share your findings with the super weenie club. It's afraid. Though if it were just a little bit stronger the curse would have no issues affecting you as well.
"Well this changes everything. Charlie don't try anything! Pirate! We offer you a compromise!"

"Huh?"

"You want to meet the giant right? Give back Rosie and come with us! Then I'll give you the challenge you want!"

>Okay
>Pfffft no way brat! I don't care about you weenies. Shoo!
>Other?
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>>4703628
>>Okay
We did come here to meet the giant
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>>4703628
>>Okay
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>>4703628
>Okay

A fight AND meeting the giant? perfect!
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>>4703628
>Okay
>And buy me a barrel of milk when we get back. I'm thirsty.
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>>4703628
>>Okay

Never let it be known that Silver the pirate isn't the very most reasonable person there ever was.
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>Pfffft no way brat! I don't care about you weenies. Shoo! i go for the gigant and later a kick your ass out of this island
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>>4703628
>Okay
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Well looks like you'll cooperate with the Revolutionaries. Even though just a couple minutes ago you happily thwarted their plans in the most humiliating manner possible

>writing

>>4703641
WHO SAID I'M NOT REASONABLE? I'LL KILL THEM!
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>>4703662
they only do this because koala ... if only is the mimo they kill him hahahahaha
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>>4703662
>>4703665
No, its because When they say "zero fucks given" it really is zero fucks given. Silver doesn't care, he really doesn't. And I love him for it, and everyone else is terrified by it.
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>>4703665
>>4703662
well, we just don't particularly have anything against them.
they sort of ruined the banquet, yes, but then we got to finish eating anyways after we kicked their asses.

So there's nothing really to be mad about.
If they're chill, we're chill. Now we're just going to see the giant together.
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>>4703675
Even so, if we don't kill them, we will still prevent them from having this island or the giant, we must still bother the revolutionaries.
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>>4703684
I mean, yea obviously we're calling dibs.
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>>4703684
This
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"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
That is a tempting offer. Getting a good fight is good. But after seeing them the supposedly "strong officers" you kinda have your doubts.
"Okay. But only if you add a barrel of milk to that! I'm quite thirsty!"

"I uh, sure? Well could you release Rosie then?"

"No."

Koala got angry at that.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!"

"I didn't bring the keys with me."

"Ugh. Of course."

The Revolutionaries then guide you to the hill where the giant made his home. And true to your predictions as you got closer the intensity of the curse grew and the plants no longer were content ignoring you. Or more accurately now they had the strength to contest you. But luckily it doesn't take too long to reach the place so you don't have to tolerate it long, especially with the mime being capable of pushing them back. As you approach the great door you start hearing the sound of metal grinding against metal, like someone is sharpening a knife. But being this close to the place means that the curse is palpable to even those who are not normally that attuned to such things, to the point that the three stooges are now practically shivering and don't dare to open the door.

"Sigh. Bunch of weenies. Fine, I'll do it."
You push the big door open and hear a loud WOOSH coming. You feel a strong hit in your torso area. Despite being bigger than a cart you didn't see it coming at all it happened so fast. A massive two headed battle axe is lodged in your shoulder.
"Whew! Kek! Check this out! I think it went all the way to the bone! OW!"

"An attack?!"
The three of them go on high alert and start looking around for the attacker.

A voice coming from inside calls out to you. It's deep, powerful and old.
"Please leave. I don't want you to get hurt."

You think that this is some nonsense and take another step in so that you maybe get to see the guy who attacked you but all you get is another attack, this time from a sword hitting you in the other shoulder. But now you saw what actually happened. The moment you stepped on a wooden floor board it sunk down and sent a small nail into the air which knocked a displayed weapon down. It was not an attack just a very unlikely accident. And as you look aroud you see DOZENS of potential "accidents" waiting to happen. Weapons made not for human hands all stand proud and affixed to the walls, just waiting for some poor sucker to walk near them. Terrifying.

"E-Excuse me! My name is Koala and we came to speak with the Giant of the island! That would be you wouldn't it? This is your home right?"

An annoyed groan can be heard.
"I have a name you know. I'm Greki, son of Elbaf. And I'm going to ask you once again to leave."
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>>4703702
>>4703689
>>4703675

also this place is the only place where we can get wood for ship-chan god forbid and the hull of our ship is ruined she would have to go with ruined panties so having to fulfill our promise to the nobleman could help us get more wood easily that and win silver a nobleman in love with whom he should never be absent in a shonen protag
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"Hey Greki! I'm Silver! Nice to meet you!"

As the giant reveals himself you walk up to greet him in the hopes of shaking his hand. All he does is shut his eyes while the two revolutionaries behind you scream in fear and the mime throwing hand signs. And seeing as you just ignored all the obvious warning signs fate decided to punish you for your hubris, making another of the giants weapons fall from the racks and directly on top of you. This time it looks like the weapon will cleave you in half right down the middle. But you're also not in the mood of taking a hit like that so you raise your hands and clap around the blade of the gigantic weapon and stop it in its fall much to Grekis surprise. He reaches down and grabs the axe by the shaft to put it back where it belongs.

"You stopped that? Hmmmmm. Odd. I never expected a short one like you to lift one of those."

"I'm pretty strong."

"I see that. Most would've died from these."
He then helps you remove the other two weapons embedded in your skin.
"Sorry about that. But I told you to leave."

"It's okay. Just don't do it again."

"You don't seem to get it. I did nothing. The weapons did that themselves."

"Huh?"

At this point Koala started shouting from the safety of the doorframe. Though her voice barely reached him the giant paid close attention to what she was saying, if only to figure out what a bunch of dwarves want with him.
"Great Giant! We're with the Revolutionary Army and we've come to ask you for your aid! We know the giants of Elbaf are enemies of the World Government! So are we! We've come to ask for your assistance and knowledge regarding the creation of cursed weapons!"

"Hmmmm? And who might you be? Well no matter. You can go back home now. Because I have nothing to give you."

"Please master smith! I'm sure we could come to an agreement if only we could sit down and talk! I could arrange a meeting with our leader in person and-"

"There is nothing to discuss. Because there is no "technique" to forging my cursed weapons. I'll reiterate. I am Greki, the accursed artisan, the exile of Elbaf and the one who taints anything he touches. For you to think I take any pride in my creations, or that I'd aid you in creating more is laughable. Now leave. My. Home!"
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And this is where I have to finish things.
I feel my acid-reflux acting up
Anyway I hope you enjoyed what progress we made.
Next thread I'll let you get a few more details about the giant and his peculiar condition
As well as get a few potential upgrades
Have a good night!
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>>4703772
Good night Spooks, was damn fun!
the reaction that Rosie had really sold the idea that we're becoming infamous (and to be fair we kind of lived up to everything the WG would say about us). Good show for sure
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>>4703772
Thanks for the run
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>>4703772
Night Spooky
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>>4703768
>leave. My. Home!"
Someone's about to get punched through a tree.
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>>4703772
Thanks for running Spookman
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So you’re saying this artisan is on the level of the one who forged one of zoro’s swords? The sword that has been with him since chapter 97... we need this guy to either become our ships blacksmith or upgrade our cleaver!
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>>4704371
I'm not impressed. The sword in question couldn't even cut Zoro's arm off when he was pretty much begging it to try.

Lame ass box cutter.
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>>4704371
That's not entirely accurate and I'll elaborate on that a bit later.
But technically yes, he makes stuff like the Kitetsu swords, Shuusui, Laws sword and Enma
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>>4704434
Does he have the cursu cursu no mi?
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if this guy is a giant who makes giant weapons that are cursed to maim and kill anyone close to them, including the wielder, I wonder if he could do any neat modifications to our jezail that has been described as having a kickback so strong only a giant could use it without getting maimed or killed
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>>4704428
Virgin Zoro: Bet you won't cut me
Chad Silver: Bet you *Can't* cut me!

But to be fair, its not that the sword wasn't sharp enough... It just missed. Good ol' incompetence.

>>4704585
Something something Japan, something something swords. Something something gaijin powder bad. I don't think it'l work like that, and on a less thematic point I don't know if a swordsmith knows to much about gunmaking.

>>4704371
Cmon man, there's no room for that. Just because Silver uses his sword with all the finesse of a butcher and the blade itself is one generation removed from being a machete its still a falchion, not a meatcleaver!
Tho it is a bloody broad descriptor, some of the older (medieval compared to 17/18th) weapons refereed to as such are just big, brutal and ugly choppers. Pic related "single edged and made to lopp of limbs" is basically the only requirement. I quite like them tho.

But yea, this could be interesting... And we're about to start counting curses like we do enemies, arn't we? First the "Don't look at the ship ghost" and now this... Granted, we have been receiving a lot of upgrades in a comparatively short amount of time (Dauntless, Murray's anchor and now something for Silver) and that is making my "GM is planning something" senses tingle and I can't help but put two and two together.
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>>4704639
>Literally declared war on the world government
>his plotting something
Anon plz, we made our own bed.
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>>4704639
Another one, notice the lack of a tip, very broad blade which flares at the end the rather peculiar grip that almost looks like a knuckle duster.
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>>4704639
>Something something gaijin powder bad
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>>4704647
Another few examples... Honestly considering how Spooky has described Silver's swordsmanship this style of a falchion might not be a bad fit for him at all. Especially since the giants use more anachronistic designs then most others so he might declare that he'l do a "proper" falchion, rather then the modern more sabre or cutlass like designs
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>>4704650
For comparison, I do believe ours is more based on the bottom one. It is a remarkably broad classification, and the later one do accommodate both a flaring tip and a point by having that inwards curve on the backside which tapers off into the point rather then just the sword becoming symmetrically pointier
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>>4704661
Damn, that's actually pretty classy.
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>Be Marcella
>Captain went off on his own again
>Last time he did he recruited a stacked nun that you disliked to the ship.
>Time before that he recruited a tribal girl that dressed a way that even a hooker would blush.
>Let it out of your mind since you're on a party island full of rich people and Captain won't care about any of them.
> Captain come back with a new cursed sword, a girl probably a half your age with a bust 3 times as big as your own, a tanned woman that seems to have a bust double that of your tribal crewmate, and a mime which you just hate on principle.
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>>4704841
>the mime mimes having even bigger tits than the tanned lady
There can be no escape from the bust for Marcella.
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>>4704639
>>4704647
>>4704650
These paintings aren't accurate dipictions of actual weapons
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>>4704841
>>4704847
lydia is a blessed existence for marcella in this ocean of suffering
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>>4705144
Until she stitches on bigger breasts for a disguise.
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>>4705123
Well, I'm sure 4chan is the proper place to debate whether or not the Maciejowski Bible is or isn't historically accurate, but I'd offer that instead of we focus on whether or not they're cool and would fit Silver or not
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>>4705236
I think the look of the image that accompanied the post we got it in fits best.
We got it at the same time as the fancy suit and hat after all.
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>>4705458
I agree, it fits very well withe feel of mobtown, goes well with the suit and is all around a very pretty looking blade.
The question is if it will remain as such, as the giants iirc seem to prefer quite simple weapons compared to the katanas or saber/cutlass things the rank and file uses... Altho iirc they usually have acrossguard so they look almost more like messers since the former would usually, iirc, have something more involved then just the quillons
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>>4706108
God damnit.
"Katanas most marine officer prefer or Sabre/cutlass things..."
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Okay fellow landlubbers! I'm finally free to run again!
So let's say for now that the next session will be held at Wednesday 15:00 GMT
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>>4706513
Sweet. Can't wait!

Also, just had a thought. How is gloom wood even produced, if they're related to this giant's curses? Does the giant touch trees and they turn into it?
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>>4706671
Considering he's cursed, they're cursed trees, and he more than likely shits, they probably just grew that way thanks to his, night soil.

Enough of that for long enough and bam, new type of tree.

Of course there could be a more mystical explanation, but I'm sticking by my shit theory.
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>>4706671
Actually >>4707229 isn't far from the truth. The giant is cursed, as is everything he works on. As he kept making stuff the byproducts of his work, as well as his waste seeped into the soil causing the curse to spread tonpretty much the entire island.
Gloomwood is the result of the local flora adapting to this new condition
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Sorry to bring this up but I just watched the Z movie for like the hundredth time...

How would Silver treat Z would he respect him as a teacher? And at the end of silver could defeat him, would the outcome still be the same as in the movie?

Sorry to bring this up but I know I couldn’t go to sleep until I asked.
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>>4703706
We got hit by cursed weapons without protection and still have arms.

The Milk payed off.
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>>4707255
Some of these are pretty tough to answer because we are pre-timeskip. Circunstances can still change. But I'll try to answer as best I could
>Silver would respect Z. Just not as a teacher but as an absolute madlad who set out to do what he wanted, consequences be damned
>combat wise he would be extremely tough for you because of his arm and because I'm not planning on armament being a key part of your arsenal
>and this is the hardest by far because some key figures in that conflict might not exist. But you can be sure that Silver would jump after Z either to ensure his last fight is the best or to drag him out because he might grow to like Z and wouldn't let the marines kill him
But it's all up in the air
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>>4707267
Yea, we're gonna have to apologize to Ann for ruining the costume she made for us. Because that's clearly the worst part of what happened, and not the giant profoundly bleeding wounds... Stitches is gonna have a heart attack and/or never let us run off alone again, on the bright side we now have a kickass zombie outfit!
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>>4707329
>and because I'm not planning on armament being a key part of your arsenal
I'm fine with focusing more on Observation Haki, I'd say it works better with our devil fruit anyways.
As long as we learn basic Armament so we can fight most logia users and get a bit of extra damage.
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>>4707582
That's the idea. I actually really like Haki as a concept. I just dislike how post time-skip it's all "Armament or nothing"
Even Katakuri who did not specialize in it was like "O my superior armament"
Granted he only did that when he was pissed
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>>4707582
>I'm fine with focusing more on Observation Haki
>not putting all your savings in conqueror coins
Never gonna make it
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>>4707591
Could silver use the sound Waves to expand his observation haki ? like enel did with electricity
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>>4707615
Conquers is cool, but I don't think it's going to help us that much in real fights. Anyone who's anybody is going to be able to resist it, and at most we can make them nervous during the fight.
>>4707638
Yea that's what I figured we'd start working towards with the whole Shakushi/Soru technique.
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>>4707639
And there still the haki that you can emitter outside of the body, mixing it with ranged attacks like laughing bomb would be pretty op.
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>>4707638
Considering we have echolocation built in I'd be absolutely shocked if we didn't.

>>4707639
>>4707639
yea, Conquerors is a flex power more then anything... Because if it wasn't then its an instant save or lose effect which is quite possibly the most boring and anticlimactic thing one could possibly come up with.
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>>4707686
I always thought conquerors was literally only so that the main characters could fight each other without having to write-draw a bunch of random fuckos in the background doing, well anything.
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The imposing giants stomps on the ground, making you bounce like pebbles on the road. His stare looks like it could burn a hole in your heart it's so intense. But the revolutionaries just don't seem to get it, and frankly neither do you.

"We understand your frustration Greki! But I beg of you to reconsider! If you only gave us a few of your creations we could use them to save so many lives!"

"Save? All you'd save is the trouble for your enemies. These weapons do nothing but bring a grizzly end to those that try to wield them. You know nothing about what they are capable of!"

Boy he seems pissed. But his ranting does bring something to mind. Something that doesn't add up.
"If you don't like your stuff so much why do you keep making it? I heard you sharpening metal in here..."

Now if he was angry before he's mighty pissed off now!
"Because... I lived here in solitude for the past 250 years with nothing but my tools to keep me company! And while I despise the things I made the creation process is the only thing that brings joy to my miserable existence! NOW GOOD DAY!"

He slams the front door in your face which sends out a gust of wind strong enough to knock all of you on your butts. But that's not all! Several nails also pop out of the thick wood and fly towards you! With your nimbleness and quick sense you manage to dodge and weave between them. Koala, Charlie and Rosie are not that quick on the uptake but they still have a few tricks up their sleeve as the mime steps forward with his hands stretched out. The deadly nails then bounce off the empty space in front of him, as if they hit a brick wall.

"Wooohooo! Check it out! Even the nails are cursed! This is rad!"

You may be enthusiastic about this sudden development but the mime and the tiddy monster don't seem to agree.
"H-Hey Koala let's just leave before the giant decides we're not just annoying but also delicious!"

"Don't be silly. Giants don't eat people. I think. But they do lie."
All of you tilt your heads in confusion.
"Look at these nails! They are indeed cursed. He did that intentionally. Guess in those 250 years he figured out how to use those curses after all!"

"Koalaaaaa! Don't make the giant mad!"

But Koala was going to make the giant mad, proven by her tongue sticking out of the corner of her mouth as she's surveying the cave.
"There has to be another entrance-"

"You want to steal one of his weapons?"

"Yeap! Are you in Cavaliere?"

>Okay. I'll find another entrance
>Yeah. But we do it my way. (Walk through the front door)
>Go ahead (sit back and watch)
>Other?
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>>4708860
>Yeah. But we do it my way. (Walk through the front door)

Heya spooks
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>>4708862
Yo
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>>4708860
>>Yeah. But we do it my way. (Walk through the front door)
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>>4708860
>Yeah. But we do it my way. (Walk through the front door)
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>>4708860
>>Go ahead (sit back and watch)
If these weenies succeeded it's not worth recruiting him or getting his upgrades anyway.
Then walk in the front door
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>>4708860
>Yeah. But we do it my way. (Walk through the front door)
The anti weenie away
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>>4708860
>Yeah. But we do it my way. (Walk through the front door)

our WAY!
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>>Yeah. But we do it my way. (Walk through the front door)
Unlike these revolutionary clowns, we ain't bitch made.
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>>4708860
>Yeah. But we do it my way. (Walk through the front door)
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>>4708860
>Yeah. But we do it my way. (Walk through the front door)
Hey you big dummy! You can't complain about a million years of solitude or whatever and then throw your guests out right after! That's really stupid!
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>>4708860
>Yeah. But we do it my way. (Walk through the front door)
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>>4708863
>After water seven this island has been meh at best
>Food was good, but the revolutionary army is a bunch of weenies and the curses are scared.
>Then we find a cool giant and a bunch of sweet things we cannot have!
>He says we can't have any of them and slams the door on us
>Nope.jpg, either this guy gives us some of that cool shit or we're taking it ourselves!
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Naturally there only ever was one option
>writing
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"Ye."

"Okay! This should be a piece of cake then! Now I bet there has to be at least one hole at the top for all the fumes to leave. That is if he has a smithy in there. What do you think Cavalier? Cavalier? W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

"MY WAY!"
You go straight ahead and kick the front door with enough force to forcibly break it open. The massive thing crashes against a wall with its fast swing and makes a thunderous noise as it does so. But even that pales in comparison to what you do as you take a deep breath.
"HEY DUMMY! YOU DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING ALONE FOR MANY YEARS THEN SLAM THE DOOR IN YOUR GUESTS FACE!"

"Hmmmmmm?"
Greki looks over his shoulder at you. He seems pissed that you just broke his door and you see veins popping both on his forehead and his arms, making it blatantly apparent that he can and is about to fuck some serious shit up.
"What do you think I just said midget?"

"Nuh-uh! You told those weenies off! Not me!"
Greki leans over you and as you stare at the creature the size of a warship the thought that MAYBE you crossed a line you shouldn't have crosses your mind but you quickly dismiss it because you're not bitch made. Instead you roll up your sleeve and challenge him without as much as a bead of sweat appearing on your forehead.
"This island's been a wash! These revolutionary weenies turned out to be chumps too! Now that I saw something interesting I'm not backing off!"

As you get ready to throw down however you get absolutely cock-blocked by Koala who interrupts with zero regard to your manly showdown.
"Now just wait a moment you two! There's no need for anyone to fight!"

"Hmph. You barge into my home uninvited, rejected and unwanted yet you think I have no reason to flatten you gnats? Funny. But, that look in your eyes boy. It's something I haven't seen in ages. What did you say your name was?"

"My name is Silver!"

"Hmph. Fine. Give me one good reason to not throw the both of you out of here right now and maybe I'll consider it."

Koala seeing this takes her chance and steps up.
"Thank you Greki! Then let me offer you a challenge!"
The giant simply raises his comically large eyebrows.
"Yes! A challenge! Let us prove our worth to you!"
She then elbows you in the side and begins whispering.
"I know his type! If we can impress him I'm sure he'll be much easier to handle."

"Hmph. You won't leave me alone until I let you humiliate yourselves, will you? Fine."

"See? What did I-"

"Hold this."
Greki takes a small, human sized sword from a comically oversized weapon rack and dangles it above you.

"Wait is that a-"

"A cursed sword. Hold it for ten seconds."

"E-Eh?"

>All yours! (Push Koala forward)
>GIMME!
>Other?
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>>4708940
>GIMME!
Either it eats us or we eat it, either way we finally get SOMETHING interesting happening.

Koala's not gonna cockblock us again goddammit.
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>>4708940
>GIMME!
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>>4708940
>GIMME!
And the moment it tries to bite us I say we bite right back.
Or up the heat and threaten to melt it down.
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>>4708940
>GIMME!
The sword is not match for bones forged with a lot of milk.
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>>4708940
>GIMME!
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>>4708940
>Gimme.
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>>4708940
>GIMME!
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>>4708940
Take a second to listen to all the weapons in the room and ask to hold the one that seems best for us instead of the puny sword
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Awww and I went ahead and prepared the funnies for when Koala grabs the sword
Sad
>writing

Now I'm going to need 3d10 best of 3, dc 16, crit 22
No modifiers because curse
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Rolled 4, 7, 6 = 17 (3d10)

>>4708970
30 incoming
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Rolled 9, 8, 4 = 21 (3d10)

>>4708970
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Rolled 9, 6, 3 = 18 (3d10)

>>4708953
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>>4708970
dice+3d10
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Rolled 5, 2, 5 = 12 (3d10)

>>4708970
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>>4708970
I mean I hear ya, but in what universe would Silver chicken out after a speech like that?
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>>4708977
so close
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>>4708979
Well that's embarrassing.
>>4708977
Dammit, so close.
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>>4708985
I mean its still three hits, all solidly above average... That's good for one crit, right? Right?

It's not, but one can always hope
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"GIMME!"

You push the girl out of the way and start jumping in place for the shiny sword. Greki looks confused but he ultimately doesn't care and drops the thing which you grab out of the air. It's a hefty, double edged straight sword. It's not heavy enough to require two hands but for a lesser man it might be needed. You raise the sword up above your head and start turning it around to get a better look at it. Opening both your eyes and your ears you start paying close attention to it but feel nothing, almost as if it's sleeping. But as soon as you turn your attention away from it to get a read on the other weapons in the room you feel something's off. Like a fierce tiger whose balls were flicked it awakens and it's ready to mess things up. The malevolent voice in it grows louder and you feel it starting to influence you. It's not direct, in fact it's very subtle. Your muscles start to contract on their own and you feel compelled to make a swinging motion, almost like an itch.

"Whoah! Big guy this is some scary stuff!"

"Don't take your eyes off it whelp."

Once it saw you talking it saw an opening and seized the chance to cause some mayhem. Your arm moved without your intentions and the blade made its way towards Koala who was taken by surprise when she realized you just attacked her out of nowhere. And she would've been cut too were it not for her two lackeys coming in for the rescue, as they've been paying close attention to you all this time. The mime jumped in front of her and put his hands out. You feel hitting something despite only empty space being there. Sparks fly out and the mime is showing to struggle. The sword takes a moment but it eventually starts inching its way through the "barrier" making the clown sweat and ruin his makeup. Luckily Rosie quickly jumped in and took the shocked Koala out of there. With that Charlie jumped away from you as well, at which point your swing went through with full force with the barrier ceasing to exist. And with no more targets to go after the sword stops acting up. Until you put a hand on its edge to determine its sharpness. Despite only making the briefest contact you feel your thumb split with the blade inching forward on its own.

Greki nevertheless seems almost impressed by this.
"Hmmmm. That's unexpected. It's almost as if it's content just being there. But now even you must see how dangerous these weapons are. No matter how well you have them under control, all it takes is for your concentration to wane for a moment and they'll fully make use of that."
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>>4709057
I like this sword.
It wants to cut things, silver wants to cut things.

I can see this working out.
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But you momentarily ignore the giant to look at the revolutionaries.
"Oy you alright?"

The mime only gives you some vulgar gestures while the Rosie starts screaming at you.
"I knew it! You filthy pirate! You were just looking for the right moment to attack weren't you?!"

"T-That's enough Rosie."
Koala speaks up and dusts herself off.
"He didn't mean to. You were not close enough and didn't feel it. That curse is evil Thankfully Charlie was there to help me."

"Oh yeah. What was that? Some Devil Fruit?"

"No."
She shakes her head.
"Charlie was once the strongest man on Mime Island. His miming is so good it can make people believe it's real. We're lucky you are so bone headed otherwise it may not have worked against you."

"Yes yes, that's true.... HEY!"
But as you get mad and argue with Koala the sword still in your hand begins to shake violently.

"Grekikikikiki! I told you boy! Don't let your concentration slip and don't get mad! They'll feed off of it and grow stronger. But a promise is a promise. The ten seconds have passed. You can let it go now."

You ignore Grekis words and frown at the sword that keeps getting more and more agitated as you get frustrated with it. Finally you snap and decide to make this thing calm down the only way you know how. By headbutting it at full force of course.
"Hnnnnnng! QUIT IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
BANG

The skin on your forehead splits but your skull remains intact, meaning a lot of blood gushing but not a whole lot of damage. The sword however quiets down as a great burst of force flies out of it on impact. All the weapons on the wall, and the building itself starts to shake violently for a few seconds before it quiets down. Nobody knows what just happened, least of all Greki but he seems concerned. He picks up one of the tools off his table and swings it around briefly before looking at you.
"Who... are you?"

"I'm Silver."

"What just happened?"
Koala asks, looking around the place nervously.
"An earthquake? Here?"

>Here. Hold it (Toss the sword to Koala as a joke)
>Sorry. I think I borked it (Give it back to Greki)
>Other?
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>>4709057
"Well that's easy then, only give them to people who're strong enough. Duh."

Y'know I'd think he was a possible recruit, seeing as Silver said he wants a giant crewmate at some point, but I'm pretty sure he's bigger than our ship.
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>>4709091
>Here. Hold it (Toss the sword to Koala as a joke)

Did we just headbutt the curse out of the sword through the power of sheer 'fuck you'?
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>>4709096
I think of it like an animal, its wild and vicious and very, very , hungry. And throughout its entire life everyone, including Greki, has been afraid of it.
Then along comes Silver no-fucks and *headbuts* a sword... You don't mess with that. Animals get pecking orders and we are absolutely batshit insane when it comes down to it.

>Sorry. I think I borked it (Give it back to Greki)
respec for good sword...
Giving it to Koala would be really funny tho
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>>4709091
"This sword is a pain in the ass, but i think i like it. I don't have any money right now, though... Any way you'll let me keep it?"
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>>4709091
>>Here. Hold it (Toss the sword to Koala as a joke)
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>>4709091
>Here. Hold it (Toss the sword to Koala as a joke)
>>4709093
Yeah I was curious about how he is planning to fit a giant in the dauntless
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>>4709091
>Here. Hold it (Toss the sword to Koala as a joke)
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>>4709091
>Sorry. I think I borked it (Give it back to Greki)
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>>4709121
>>4709093
Honestly I got no fucking clue how I would fit a giant on in. Got two ideas. Neither are good enough
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>>4709093
Yeah Dauntless isn't some fat sea cow. She ain't a marine battleship. So sadly I don't think we can accommodate any of the big giants. Maybe a pygmy giant. The incredible REGULAR SIZED GIANT MAN!
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>>4709130
Just give him a devil fruit, any zoan would do.
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>>4709130
That's easy!
Through the power of bullshit, he'll just walk along the ocean floor!
Or we could build him a giant raft.
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>>4709091
>Sorry. I think I borked it (Give it back to Greki)
We'll simply have to return for him once we find the shrink shrink fruit. Tiny tiny fruit? Whatever the devil fruit will be called
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>>4709091
>Here. Hold it (Toss the sword to Koala as a joke)

We aren't that skilled with a blade to be honest. We would do better to have a less finessed sword, something more choppy, brutal, and heavy that can be just as effective as a bat as it is a sword.
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>>4709132
It's time to search for the lengedary dwarf giant
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Le epic troll by giving Koala a sentient weapon that wants nothing more than killing
>writing
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>>4709152
It'll keep the dweebs occupied while we hang out with based cursed giant.
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>>4709152
This one's going into my pranks gone wrong compilation
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>>4709091
Backling this >>4709093
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>>4709142
And next will be the investigation for the mythical giant midget.
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>>4709152
Eh she'll be fine, it's probably still dazed from the headbutt.
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>>4709162
You may be laughing, but that's basically Silver to a T... Its almost word for word what we did with William and his near suicidal first crossbow attempt.
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>>4709191
1. he lived.
2. he learned.
3. He's not a weenie. Small I grant you, but Will ain't bitch made. He's like Chopper, or Kirby without the eldritch god powers.
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>>4709195
agreed on all points.
We should play with him once we get to sea, something simple like us flying around with a *big* (big enough that it counts as training for us too) target that he can shoot at. Then for every hit he earns himself an icecream point, to be cashed in for icecream from Gu

Proper live fire exercises, by which I mean trying to hit a giant bat that's on fire, can come later
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You look at Koala and out of nowhere throw the sword at her.
"THINK FAST!"

She freaks out and keeps fumbling around with it before firmly grasping it in her hand and realizing nothing is happening. For a while she tries testing it out and only after several moments of messing around does it start to act up at which point you glare at it and the sword stops again.
"So the curse is not gone. What is going on? D-Did he tame it?"

"NO WAY! If a filthy pirate like him could really tame it then these weapons are truly evil and must be destroyed!"

Greki looks at his other weapons, then the sword, then you and it almost looks like his eyes are quivering.
"No. That's not taming. It's afraid! After 250 long years the house is finally quiet. The curse fears him!"
Now he appears to be on the verge of tears.
"By the sun I haven't seen such spirit since I left my home! Please little one! Will you allow me the honor of inviting a mighty warrior like you for dinner?"

"Ooooh! Food! Okay!"

Grekis disposition changed drastically as he personally took all of you in his palm and lifted you onto his table. He quickly fabricated you a small table and chairs out of wood and provided you with portions of his dinner. Semlor as he called them. He offers one to each of you but while you accept the weenies next door only begrudgingly take one and it looks like they won't be able to finish it. Granted, it is bigger than your head but that's not going to stop you from shoving the whole thing in your mouth at once and swallowing the creamy goodness.
"Whew! Thanks big guy! By the way how can you make small things like this? Your hands are too big aren't they? And how come you have human sized weapons here?"

"Grekikikiki! Don't mention it. And yes, I am an artisan after all. I can work even very small and fine things like those tables or that sword. The reason why I even have them is simple. I wanted to see if making the weapons smaller would reduce the effect of the curse. But sadly no. It only meant the curse is in a smaller object. In truth they only became even more violent."

"So the bigger ones are less mean?"

"Sometimes. Some are still very ferocious. But the smaller ones are mean. It was always like this. I was born on Elbaf you see, the greatest warrior nation in the world. But I did not share the spirit of my kin. Instead I was blessed by the Sun with the talent for creation. And yet, anything and everything I ever make ends up hurting people. It truly is a cruel twist of fate. At first people just thought I was unlucky. But as I grew my mistakes became less forgivable. After injuring my fellows one too many times I was banished from home."

"Hmmmmmm. And it's not a Devil Fruit?"

"No sadly. If it was I'd have an excuse. But this way it's just a most cruel twist of fate."
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>>4709222
>that pic
The one thing I love about Big Meme is that for all her evil and butchery her dream was always a simple one. A world where she'd be accepted for who she was. Too bad she was born into One piece, if she landed in dreamland like adeleine she would've been Dedede's greatest dinner guest. Or they'd have a blood feud. 50/50 chances on that really.
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>>4709229
I unironically love Big Meme
She's 100% a monster but you see how she became one.
She was a sick kid that was abandoned and picked up by all the wrong people, learned all the wrong lessons, etc.
Maybe it was inevitable for her to become a monster with her sickness but maybe just MAYBE something could've gone right
But no. It was tragedy after tragedy. And that's what makes it so compelling for me
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>>4709235
So would Big Meme really love if we raped?
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>>4709236
What the fuck?
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>>4709236
no, rap doesn't count as music.
>>4709242
ignore the edgybois
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>>4709236
We're gutterblood trash. Worse than that we're uninteresting gutterblood trash. If we were like a Fishman noble or some human variation like a long-arm man or a long-leg man, then she'd be fine with it. As it is. she's got better things to try and throw her children at fucking for power/genetics.

Bitch is trying to collect the whole set, not farm for common cards.
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>>4709236
What are you even trying to say anon?
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"But seeing you capable of wielding them fills me with more joy than you can imagine! I've seen brave warriors take them up only to come home from one of their raids needing a funeral. Now if you really want them I have no reservations about giving your friends whatever weapons they need!"

"Actually we're not friends. They are a bunch of weenies that decided to tag along."

"Ah. Then I take that back. You get nothing."

"WE ARE THE REASON YOU ARE HERE YOU BRAT!"

"That's enough Rosie."
Koala sets down the sword on the table.
"And thank you Greki. But we won't be needing your services. I see now that you were telling the truth. Your weapons are simply too dangerous for us to use. And I'm sorry we ever bothered you."

"Nonsense girl! If you're the reason I got to meet this boy then I'd be more than happy to call you friends as well!"
Greki then scarfs down a few more semlor and looks at you with great enthusiasm.
"How about you Silver? Did that sword catch your attention?"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... No. I like it but it's a pain in the butt. Not to mention I got these already."
You draw your sword and gun on the table to show them to Greki, he leans in to take a closer look at them.

"Huh. You've been using these? I'm not familiar with firearms but it's giving me the chills. That "sword" however is an insult to the name. And you've been using those for how long?"

"The sword basically since the beginning."

"Now I may not be a gunsmith but I can make or fix almost anything. Weapons, furniture, ships, you name it. Pretty sure I can take a gun apart and put it back together. How about that? Would you like me to reforge your weapons?"

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Oh you like that boy? Well then better start thinking about some names! Because what I'm about to make will need a worthy name indeed!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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>>4709236
anon wtf
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And I think that's where I'll have to leave things off for now.
Next session will likely be on Friday or Saturday again. Will be able to tell more later.
Until then I wish you a pleasant day and hope to see you next time with a new mystery guest who you can test your new stuff on

Also if you have any name ideas for both the Falchion and the Jezail I'd love to hear them. I got my own but it might be spoiler so here:
Falchion: Damascus
Jezail: Damocles
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>>4709259
>"Oh you like that boy? Well then better start thinking about some names! Because what I'm about to make will need a worthy name indeed!"
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>>4709270
Thanks for the run
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>>4709270
Thanks for running!

I'm bad with names, but I'll see if I can't think of something to throw in the hat.
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>>4709270
For our falchion, how about Argent?
As for the Jezail... i quite like just calling it the Jezail.

The implication being of course, that our Jezail isn't just a jezail. It's THE Jezail.
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>>4709270
how would Silver come up with names like those though?
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>>4709317
Greki would probably suggest them
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>>4709317
Yea that's the thing. One could come up with all kinds of neat names, which hints at thematically appropriate myths or events etc.
But Silver wouldn't have a clue about any of that, and he likes mono or bisyllabic descriptive names (out of the crew "Dauntless" and "Bullseye" are the only ones which bucks that trend)

going by that it would be simple things like "Storm" the jezzail and the sword "Sharp"
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>>4709270
I was thinking calling the Jezail "Astabandera" as a reference to it's origin. It means flagpole but it's cooler because it's Spanish.
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>>4709259
>tfw the new sword is the biggest fucking asshole in existence
>not even trying to murder everyone it's just a dick
>it'll tear your pants
>saw table legs uneven
>randomly fall over and clang when you're sleeping
>poke holes in containers and cups
Or it'll just be irredeemably evil. Either case is totally rad.
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So will our weapons be cursed? He's not making them from scratch, just upgrading and reforging, so maybe they'll just be a bit bloodthirsty?

>>4709302
I really like this.
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>>4709711
As long as the weapons are in Silver's general vicinity it seems like they'll be scared into not acting up.
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>>4709317
[Spoiler]He doesn't. But he has the Voice and can hear what name they choose for themselves
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I honestly quite like the Jezail's original name.
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>>4710157
>Ib4 the sword names itself sir stabbington wilforth the 2nd.
>Ib4 the sword stabs anyone who has the balls to ask how he can possibly be or what exactly he is the second of.

>The Jezail is just Frank. Frank doesn't give a fuck what you think, he's frank and if you got a problem with it he's got plenty of bullets who are just desperate to make new friends. >Frank's a nice guy like that.
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>>4710222
Kek
You could crop this with the third speech bubble and it'd make a bitchin' flag for the board as well
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>>4710157
Oh god I forgot about that. We will actually be able to hear the voices of not one but two cursed weapons constantly screaming, begging, pleading and bargaining to be let loose on whoever happens to be close by.
As if the actual curses wasn't enough.

I can't help but wonder if that might in fact have some very minor effect on poor Silver's personality and on the marines. Those poor marines, poor poor marines.

>>4710214
Jezail isn't a name tho, its the type of weapon (middle eastern smoothbore musket, much longer and heavier then most similar rifles, the name kind of means "long barrel")
It'd sorta like naming our falchion "Falchion the falchion"

Then again, looking at you Hawkeye, names don't have to be overly subtle or even creative. "Hehe, my sword is dark so I'll call it Night. Hehe"
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>>4709259
>"hey would you like some of my hair for the forging?" Grow into a giant flaming monster and use the sword to shave our bathair both as something to forge into the blade or any gun part needed and also as fuel so the weapons can become more powerful and related too us or become part us
>if smaller equals meaner that explains the nails
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>>4710448
I'm aware that it's the name of the gun. I still like it better than any of the suggestions.
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Looks like I'll be able to run today.
So that's a Friday session
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>>4711845
Sweet
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Orochads just can't stop winning!
They delivered us from Odenwank for the 2nd time in a row
God bless the Kurozumi clan!
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>>4711887
You think that's bad? Wait until a certain someone figures out that people would pay about the same for air and seawater and that most would fare very poorly if one was suddenly replaced with the other.

>>4711845
Yay! But also, oh god names
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We should name the jezail Jezebel and she can be our haughty ojousama weapon.
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More than a little eager about the prospect of having your beloved weapons upgraded you hand over your sword and gun to Greki who wastes little time with getting to work. Pulling a large curtain aside he reveals his workshop to you which is pretty barren all things considered, just a forge, an anvil and the tools needed to make them function. He starts heating up the coals before examining your weapons from up close.
"Hmmmmmmm."

"Something wrong?"

"No. Just musing. Let us begin. Now come, I want you to see this."
You fly up and land on the giants shoulder, making your already little bat body look comically small when compared to him. But it does offer you an excellent vantage point.
"Now watch carefully. Peer into the fire. See it reveal the true form of the weapon."

His massive hands show no sign of trouble handling something the size of a toothpick. With a pair of tongs he puts your sword into the forge and immediately you realize why exactly Grekis curse is so potent. The charcoal he uses is made of gloom wood, the water he uses for cooling evaporates in a strange purple fume and the fire occasionally dances in unnatural hues. Even if this island was free of any taint at one point now the very air, water and soil has become subject to Grekis influence. His curse permeates the entire forge and it's that very curse he kneads into the iron, making it change gradually. You stare at his work silently, listening carefully as the sound of the sword changes.

"You feel it too don't you lad?"

"W-What is he feeling?"
Koala who also came just watches this grand display in awe.

"The breath. You see everything under the Sun was blessed with a breath, an objects is just a lot weaker than ours. But if it's something you keep on your person all the time like a weapon-"

"Or a ship?"

"Yes, like a ship. And take good care of it, that item will take in your breath gradually. Now these two have already took in some of yours, just not quite enough yet to be noticeable. Still, I've never worked on a weapon like this before. Even I'm unsure what will happen now."

Koala shoots quite a serious look at the two of you.
"You're describing Haki, aren't you? You mean the creation of a black blade, right?"

"I'm not familiar with that word. But yes."

Greki then reaches over to a bunch of scrap he has in a box and throws a pinch into the fire.
"What's that for?"

"It's a very low quality iron. Need to work out the impurities, and replace what was removed."

You've heard quite a lot of interesting things from Greki, enough to have a vague idea about what he's doing, or trying to do at the very least.

>Sit patiently and watch
>Try to help Greki
>What's Haki?
>So my sword will be black?
>Other?
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>>4712202
>So my sword will be black?
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>>4712202
>So my sword will be black?

>black ship
>black sword
>black suit
Shoulda called us Silver the Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Okt0-Y38Pc
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>>4712202
>What's Haki?
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>>4712202
>Try to help Greki
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>>4712202
>>Other?
attempt to sit patiently and watch, get board and start exploring Greki's cave some more, check out all the other weapons, see if even his bed is cursed, how evil does his mirror look.
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I wonder if more of our Haki will be imparted into the weapons if we help in their creation
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>>4712202
>>Try to help Greki
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>>4712202
>Try to help Greki
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>>4712202
>>Sit patiently and watch
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So doing Silver things and helping Greki out a little wins. Plus maybe asking a little about black swords
>writing
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"So my sword will be black?"

"No. You could die any piece of iron black. Making a black blade can only be done through years of dedication and only the greatest warriors of the world could ever dream of elevating a weapon to that level. But I have no doubt you could one day make this into one. In fact, I have a weird feeling this will come out as a Meito."

Halfway through his speech you get bored and start looking around the forge while he begins hammering the steel so hard it makes the whole cave shake. You casually touch his displayed creations, even running your hand across their edge to test them without inhibiting their ability to act. A few are quite mean and do cut you but others are merely annoyed and threaten to make a mess by falling down if you don't stop pestering them. You also check his bed to see if it's cursed, it is but not the way you imagined. It's the most DEVIOUS of curses, the curse of a good nights rest. It's so comfy and warm that just laying down on it makes you want to fall asleep and never, ever get up.

"OY! What do you think ye'r doing sleeping in MY BED?!"

"SNOOOOOOOOORE-"
After Greki tossed his hammer to your head you woke up and checked out his mirror where you saw an unfamiliar face for a split second. It was so creepy you decided not to look at it anymore and returned to the giant.
"Oooooh pretty!"

"Hmmmm you can see it can't ya? See that pattern? That's from the stuff I threw in."

"The metals are not mixing?"

"Nay. But they'll work together fine, don't you worry about that. Yes, this will be good."

"So would it be better if we threw more stuff in?"

"I already put in everything I have. But if you have any ideas I'm all ears."
You flap over the fireplace and almost have a heatstroke but still manage to go through with your harebrained idea. After closing your nose you sneeze, which makes your hair fall out and down into the fire. It crackles like miniature fireworks and you see soot falling down. On top of that you use your teeth to bite off some of your nails and throw them into the fire as well. Greki simply shrugs and keeps working. Though he does let out a whistle as the fire of the forge shoots up for a moment.
"Not bad!"

After about an hour of working and kneading the steel further Greki finalizes your sword and begins the last of his work on it, grinding its edge and polishing it. Just as he said the new blade has quite a pretty looking "flowing water" pattern to it, unlike anything you've seen before.
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>>4712293
why do i get the feeling that we're making something stupidly dangerous
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While your sword is left to settle down Greki begins work on your rifle which takes a lot less time since he's not an expert on firearms. He still manages to take the whole thing apart and perform maintenance on all parts of it, oiling and cleaning both metal and wooden parts. But he still takes a good look at the barrel and decides he could make a better one before reassembly. Using the same method as before he reforges the barrel to be much stronger than before. Once he's done he puts the jezail back together and places it on a long piece of cloth next to the sword. Proudly he takes a step back and allows you access to your brand new armaments.

"Well what do you think lad?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSftkNqh5-I

You glare at the weapons and try to listen to their voice but they feel dim, like someone who just awakened from a long nap and they are still a bit groggy. But even in this dormant state they are clearly different beasts from the weapons you've come to know despite looking mostly the same.
"They look nice."

"Yeah. Nice. They give me the shivers though. Still there is no doubt about it, that sword is now worthy of the title Meito. I'm not an appraiser but I bet it'd make a Grade sword. And the gun is of similar quality. So boy, did you come up with a name worthy of two legendary weapons?"

"Name?"

"Aye. Meito means "Named Blade". It'd be a bit silly if they had no name, wouldn't it?"

"Yeah. Everyone should have a name-"

>But I'm dumb. What do you think Greki?
>Listen to the weapons. Maybe they'll tell you instead
>(write-in)
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>>4712326
Grace for the sword
Glory for the jezail
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>>4712326
>The sword's name will be Argent, meaning "White Silver." Kind of funny if it ends up being a black blade, huh?
>As for the jezail... i'll listen to it, and hear what it wants to be named.
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>>4712326
>Listen to the weapons. Maybe they'll tell you instead
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>>4712326
>Listen to the weapons. Maybe they'll tell you instead
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>>4712326
>>Listen to the weapons. Maybe they'll tell you instead
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>>4712326
>jezail
Diplomacy, as in big stick diplomacy
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>>4712353
>"I'd like to Parley"
>he named the cannon Parley
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>>4712326
>>Listen to the weapons. Maybe they'll tell you instead
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>>4712335
Argent, or something like Argent Bite does sound quite anime indeed.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Y'know I did read all your responses. And some of them did stick out to me but none could quite convince me
>>4712335
But reading this and learning what Argent means did win me over

AS did "The Jezail"/Jezebel originally.
>>4712353 >>4712365
But this Parley shit I really like
Now I really can't decide

Let's have fate decide which one
1=The Jezail
2=Parley

>writing
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>>4712381
i quite like "Parley" myself, and i think it'd make for some good comedy down the line.
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>>4712388
Agreed, Parley/Cannon Parley has the right mix of anime and actual name.
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Also, I forgot to ask but please do be so kind as to roll
3d10 with no modifiers because you couldn't QUITE tame the first curse sword.
best of 3, dc 16, crit 21

The crit is reduced because you added some of yourself into the mix
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Rolled 9, 1, 3 = 13 (3d10)

>>4712410
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Rolled 5, 2, 8 = 15 (3d10)

>>4712410
lesgoooo
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Rolled 10, 5, 8 = 23 (3d10)

>>4712410
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>>4712423
Looks like these two are more willing to party!
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>>4712427
they're our boys, after all
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>>4712423
Yoooo nice roll anon
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>>4712381
>Be random marine
>Run into pirate crew
>OH FUCK OH SHIT IT'S "Cavalier" GODDAMM SILVER
>I like having balls
>Tense stand-off happens while the vice admiral tries to talk sense to them
>the VA actually got trough to him
>Hear the monster say "okay seems it's time for parley"
>Oh thank the Lo- Why is he reaching for his gun!
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>>4712423
At least one of us is rolling decently.
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>>4712441
>"I think it's time for Parley!"
>"Oh thank fucking god!"
>he pulls out a long-ass musket and shoves it into the vice admiral's dick
>when he pulls the trigger, everyone goes deaf
>the vice admiral is fucking dead of testicle disintegration
>fragments of the bullet ricochet around and hit three other soldiers in the dick as well
>mfw it's a cursed weapon
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>>4712441
>"I suppose our only option is parley."
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Well you're not very good with names, with all your crewmates being called very obvious and sometimes downright silly things. But if this is such a big deal then you can't really half-ass this one. So you decide to do a little "wakey wakey" and grab both weapons at the same time and raise them. You grin as you see your reflection in them and speak up.
"Well then, what should you be called?"

The feeling you get from these two is radically different from the one you tried before. As they are shaken awake from their post-rebirth slumber their presence becomes stronger for a moment before subsuming almost completely. They rest calmly in your hands like they were meant to be there, indeed your palm naturally wraps around their handles quite comfortably. Neither of them quite "speak" but you feel their voice giving you the information you need, as if you can read what's engraved in their "soul".
First is the sword.
"Swing! Fight! Let the whole world know the name Argent!"

Next is the Jezail.
"Come on! Let's go! Where's the fun? Parley wants to play!"

"Okay! This one is Argent! And this one is Parley!"
You do a little twirl with them and cross your arms while holding them.
"Now let's test these two bad boys out!"

Greki doesn't need to hear another word and he leads you out to his front yard and allows you to go nuts but asks you to leave his cave alone. It gets almost unbearable to hold the two weapons back, not only because you want to try them out already but THEY are eager to be used as well. You don't feel like waiting anymore and give the sword a test swing first. As soon as you decide to cut something your arm almost swings on its own and you see the blade of your sword go through a rather large boulder like it was nothing. A moment later the stone splits and its top half slides down, revealing a perfectly smooth surface. While that alone is impressive it feels like nothing and you just want to do more. Previously you had to hold yourself back because if you swung with full force it risked your blade breaking. But that's no more.

"KEK!"
Winding up and throwing a cut with all your might you manage to send out a wave of force which cuts a distant tree in half. MUCH more satisfying!
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>>4712484
>silver can now swing his sword at full force
>sword waves unlocked
>mfw
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>>4712484
I am surprise that silver sword never broke before after being used against people like jimbe, sherrif, Lucy, onigumo.
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>>4712504
it did
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>>4712504
It did break once
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>>4712504
It think Luke broke it, it was fixed on windy island.
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>>4712484
So about this breath and haki stuff so you have a bad case of soul fart so it gets into everything and stains it? Stuff like your mirror not even showing me beacuse it is its own person?.
Have you ever tried to make something like armor? Or a doll? Ooohh what about a robot?
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>>4712518
You could make your own aprentice! Hmmm i think the people who cut your trees also talked about being happy keeps away the curse
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Now it's Parleys turn. You can feel it getting giddy as you sheathe Argent and raise him instead. Your outstretched arm feels steady and your aim is much more on point than usual. Locking onto the same tree you just cut down the middle you pull the trigger. The jezails kick was always formidable and it hasn't changed, you just got used to it over time. But now your arm barely moved from the recoil. The bullet hit the targeted tree and promptly destroyed it, but to your shock it also hit a nearby rock and bounced back to hit the other half as well. That was... completely unintentional but awesome nonetheless. However there is something that you're wondering about. The gun has the same patterns on it as your sword.

"Hmmmm. Maybe..."
You twirl the thing around and grip the barrel tightly. It's quite hot from being fired recently but you just don't care. Instead you hold it with both hands and smack the butt of the rifle into the cut piece of stone, smashing it into bits. Not a scratch on the gun itself, not even a dent.
"Oh yeah! Now that's what I call Silver Style!"

You put the two weapons back in their place and turn for Greki who seems quite pleased with the fruits of his labor.
"I never thought I'd live to see the day someone uses my weapons. It's, quite surreal. So how do they feel? Do you want me to adjust them a bit?"

"Nope! They are perfect!"
The giant can't really reply to that and needs to cover his eyes as they begin to water a little.

As the giant tries to hide his emotions you see in the corner of your eye the three stooges whispering among themselves before Koalas Den Den Mushi starts ringing. She picks it up and has a conversation with someone, likely another revolutionary.
"Moshi moshi! Koala speaking! You're late!"

"I know sorry. I was held up. But I managed to deliver the last cart of weapons. Now it's up to the locals! Any luck with our giant friend?"

"No I'm afraid. Had a change of plans. Turns out cursed weapons are called cursed for a reason."

"Ah I see. That's a shame. Soooo, plan B?"
Koala gives you a look that tells you everything you need to know. This is the person she was talking about and she could invite him here to have a match with you. The question is, do you care enough?

>Bring them here!
>I don't care
>Other?
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>>4712528
The locals kinda hate him because they think Greki intentionally curses the island. And positive emotions don't do much to calm down the effects of the curse when you're the source of it
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>>4712541
>Bring them here!
>Don't forget, let's get a barrel of milk to celebrate the rebirth of my weapons when we're done!
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>>4712541
>>Bring them here!
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>>4712541
>Bring them here!
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>>4712541
>Bring them here!
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>>4712541
>Bring them here!
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>Bring them here!

At least we look the part for a fight in the cursed forest
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Uh oooooh.
>writing
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>>4712592
It's sabo, isn't it?
Well, he probably won't kill us.

This isn't a grudge match in the first place, silver's just looking for a fun fight.
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>>4712604
Yea, even if we get our ass kicked it's good to be reminded that we're not the strongest, not yet at least.
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>>4712604
>>4712608
You guys are forgetting this is pre-devilfruit Sabo, he won't be as bad of an opponent just yet
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>>4712615
I mean he's probably still got Haki. And unlike almost everyone in OP he uses his brain. So he's super dangerous.
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>>4712615
I don't remember exactly when Sabo gets to be second in command, but it was before he got his devil fruit, so he must have been pretty competent already.
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>>4712615
You are right, on the other hand:
Two deep wounds across either shoulder blade and a gash across the face... Odds are that we look more like a zombie then a person right now, but we ate so its probably fine.
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>>4712621
>>4712622
It's two years before his appearance in the new world and he recovering his memories, so there is a good chance that he is a lot weaker than in dressrosa.
>>4712608
Jimbei already that service
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>>4712630
hope he channels his inner luffy and tries to shove us back into the sad sad earth.
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>>4712545
I know that but this curse seems a bit like his haki
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You nod several times in rapid succession.
"Erm, no. We're here at Gre- the giants home. Can you come and pick us up?"

"Sure thing. Anything else?"

"TELL HIM TO BRING MILK!"

"Erm a barrel of milk? Two! Two barrels of milk."

You nod in approval and proceed to wait patiently until this mysterious stranger arrives with a cart pulled by an ox. Judging by his big shroud and his demeanor he really doesn't want to draw attention to himself, which becomes a bit difficult when you're surrounded by a giant and a man with a bounty of 300.000.000. His voice however sounds more annoyed than anything else.
"Sigh. Koala what is this?"

"Teehee! Sorry about this! This is Captain Silver, a pirate. I promised him that if he helped me with Greki I'd call you here and let him fight you."

"You can't just decide things like that for others you know. Especially after failing with your mission regardless. But oh well."
He turns to you and pulls his cloak back before putting a tophat on.
"Yo. I'm Sabo. Second in command for the Revolutionary Army. I guess these two barrels of milk are for you as well?"

"Yeap!"
You go ahead and after cracking the kegs open you shotgun both of them much to your delight.
"Phew! Thanks guy! That almost makes me not hate your guts!"

"Hate me? Have I done something to you?"

"Nope! But I can't shake the feeling that I don't like you. That don't matter though. LET'S FIGHT!"

"Heh! That's what this is all about? You want a fight? Well you do look tougher than most small time pirates but come on. Do you even know what you're saying right now?"

"Yeap!"
Already you're cranking your shoulders to limber up.
"You're one of them Revolutionary guys!"

"Second in command in fact. Does that not bother you?"

"Pfffft! Like someones lackey can beat me!"

"Heh. You know what? You got guts. Sure you don't want to fight for something meaningful instead of that pirate business? No offense as I actually like pirates. But you could put that spirit behind something important you know."

"Erm..."

"What?"
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"You got the wrong island Tophat man. The Marine club is two islands down."

"I feel like I'm repeating myself but, what?"

"Like, the marines are just a few islands away. They don't want you to know but you can just go there and mess with them. It's not illegal! Well it is but you can still do it! They'll just try to stop you from doing it. So you could just go to Enies Lobby, wait wrong example! You could go to Marine HQ and just attack them. But you're playing here. Why?"

"Because we don't just fight the government. We want to topple it."

"So do it! I don't get you guys. You're messing with the lives of people instead of just attacking your enemies. You're a bunch of weenies is what you are. Tell you what! I'll join your little clubhouse if you make me the leader! I bet I'd win in like a year or two."

"That's not how that works. That's not how ANY of this works! This isn't a game you know! We act in secrecy and liberate islands one by one to make allies and eventually break the corrupt establishment. It is both necessary and smart to build up your strength when facing an opponent like the World Government!"

"Peh! Maybe for you! Anyway I just don't get it. But lemme ask one thing. What happens if you win?"

"What do you mean what happens?"

"You win. What happens after? What about all the islands and kingdoms?"

"Well after abolishing the corrupt aristocracy we'll establish a new system based on equality and-"

"Okay I heard enough."
You reach for your weapons.
"Just give me my fight and I'll be on my way."

Sabo grabs a lead pipe from his cart and twirls it around. He seems a bit frustrated by your logic or lack thereof, so he'll most likely try to finish this charade quickly. The only question is how would you like to fight back?

>Just have fun
>Fight seriously
>To the bitter end!
>Other?
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>>4712681
>>Just have fun
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>>4712681
>Just have fun
>Fight seriously

We can do both!
Just, know when to call it.
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>>4712681
>Fight seriously
No reason to kill each other, but no reason we shouldn't see just how strong they really are.
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>>4712681
>>Just have fun
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>>4712681
>>Fight seriously

We we're promised a proper scrap and a proper scrap we shall have, if he can't keep up that's on him. If he can, well that's great because holding back isn't how you get the adrenaline flowing
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>>4712681
Fun fact lead actually has a sweet taste to the point greeks and romans put lead dust on there bread and liked to eat out of lead cauldrons and chalices and piping with the bonus of being easy to shape, what i am trying to say is lets eat the lead pipe
>eat lead pipe it tastes sweet
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>>4712681
>Just have fun
>Fight seriously
Slow ramp up to test his strength, and then give it our all.
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>>4712681
>Fight seriously
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>>4712681
>Just have fun
Go with the flow
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>>4712693
Please don't make Silver more retarded. He really has to conserve his braincells as is. Doesn't need lead poisoning
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>>4712681
>Fight seriously
This guy thinks he's smart. Annoying!
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>>4712681
>>Fight seriously
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>>4712681
>Fight seriously
lmao this guy is actually afraid of marines, fucking cringe bro
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>>4712681
>Fight seriously
No reason to fight if you are not going to do it properly. And. This option is probably I going to give silver better gains.
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>>4712704
Oh no sweat senpai its silver like if luffy can regrow teeth with ONE glass of milk we will be even tougher and eat cursed iron nails and lead and drink more milk and regrow teeth so we push out our old ones like a shark
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>>4712716
>Silver
>Eats lead

Mate, you need to take that up with marketing cause that's gonna cause some major confusion, alright?
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Well I count more "Serious" than "Fun" votes. So there's that. Though Silver will have his fun either way, this just determined how challenging things will be since Sabo won't use excessive force

>writing

And let's see how well you do.
3d10+3 best of 3, dc 20, crit 25
Here are your bonuses back since you don't have to contend with your own weapons for control
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Rolled 2, 1, 4 + 3 = 10 (3d10 + 3)

>>4712737
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>>4712720
Well silver is a harder metal and polished lead is silver coloured
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Rolled 5, 10, 6 = 21 (3d10)

>>4712737
I was going to say, fighting and fun are not mutually exclusive.
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Rolled 10, 9, 3 + 3 = 25 (3d10 + 3)

>>4712737
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>>4712745
He fucking does it. The madman actually fucking does it.
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>>4712745
>Okay, all I have to do is beat this neanderthal and leave and why am I on my back and why does my everything hurt?
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As Sabo raises his pipe you assume your raise your hands and he almost immediately glances at Koala for some reason. Then he charges you with his pipe raised and you immediately get concerned since you feel it do the same thing the Marines love to do a bunch, namely hardening it. You raise a hand to block it but when it hits you feel it pushing through your defense and the force traveling through your entire arm. It hurts like hell and you're forced to jump away but Sabo is high on your tail.
"Damn! This again?"

"Oh so you're familiar with this?"

"Ye!"
You throw a hand at him but the nimble bastard sees it coming from a mile away, suggesting he can use that other trick as well where he can see your moves before you even make them.
"This that Haki thing?"

"Yes."

Sabo keeps pushing you around until your back hits a tree. He twirls his pipe around and prepares to smash you through that gloom tree but he really should be more mindful of his surroundings as the branches around you seemingly come alive and make a move at him. None of them manage to catch him but they do give you a little breathing room as Sabo has to retreat. He's both surprised by the sudden hostility of the woods and the fact that they seem to leave you alone. But you don't appreciate the help and give the trees a funny look to convey your feelings about their interference. Unfortunately Sabo kinda doesn't get this and he starts preemptively breaking the trees around him. You don't appreciate that and get in his way to which he responds with violence. This time however you are more prepared and dodge his embowered attacks instead of taking them. But it's becoming apparent that this isn't working for either of you as you're simply deadlocked and nobody can make any advancements.

So Sabo lets go of his pipe with one hand and does a goofy gang-sign with it before reinforcing it with that Haki stuff of his.
"Ryusoken!"

As he prepares for an attack you see an opening and punch him in the chest using your Silver Style. However just the moment before impact he clad his rib and reduced the damage you dealt to nothing. He smugly grins and grabs your arm with his hooked fingers. You feel his talons dig into your flesh before he throws you to the ground. Once laying on your back he begins pummeling you with his pipe in random places while gloating.
"Sorry! But I know plenty enough about Fishman Karate!"

"Kek! Who said anything about Fishman Karate?"
Between two pipe smacks you throw out your hand and push both your voices and the sound Sabo made by smacking your ribs.
"Silver Style! Sound Punch!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYSGZvdHEEU

Despite knowing that the attack was coming Sabo was hit by a wave of compressed sound that pushed him off of you which surprised even him. And though it didn't do much physical damage the psychological effect of it can't be understated. You start laughing as you get up and dust yourself off.
"Sorry! But I've fought a few like you. Can't hit them? No problem! Get closer, hit faster, attack a wide area, be undodgeable! Doesn't matter!"

As you list the ways to over come his Haki, Sabo realizes that you are not just an ordinary dime a dozen pirate. Sadly the reverse can be said about him. You won't be able to win with half-assed fighting like that so you draw Argent and Parley and get ready. Realizing the gravity of the situation Sabo charges you again. He hits your sword with his pipe first with the clear intent of breaking your blade but the steel just doesn't break under the pressure. In fact you see the lead pipe bending a little under the duress. Changing his plan Sabo then uses the pipe to vault so he can grab your shoulder with his hand.

"I've already mapped out your body. You're tough but not unbreakable! Ryu no Kagizume!"
He digs deep into your shoulder and with his tight grip breaks your bones and makes your arm go limp. As you drop Parley on the ground Sabo seems very satisfied with himself and jumps away.
"Guess you can work around my observation then. But what will you do about my armament?"

"Good question! I'll hit you. HARD!"
With one arm gone your options are limited. Argent should serve you well but you think about what else you could use. Turelim would be useful IF you could hit your enemy. Unfortunately your biggest attacks take time to wind up, meaning he'd have ample time to get out of their reach. But you'll need the enhanced strength of your fruit. Oh well, just gotta use something else. First you raise your sword to your mouth and bite down on the steel blade as hard as you can. The sound of your teeth grinding against metal is enough to make everyone present cringe but you don't care. Pulling on the blade and whistling while doing so you draw it free. Now the blade is vibrating intensely enough to appear almost transparent.
"Silver Style! Shivering Silver!"

"What is that?"

"But wait! I'm not done yet! SILVER SHIFT!"
With your devil fruit activating you use your old tricks to once again shift it around a bit. But this time instead of focusing it into your throat you push the power down into your legs instead. Your legs become much more muscular and digitagrade, while sprouting powerful claws. With these it'd be trivial to climb or even run on walls!
"Zephonim!"
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Without saying another word and simply smiling you disappear from sight. Sabos eyes widen as he just barely manages to raise his hand to block the incoming hit. As you attack he's pushed back several paces and his palm is now sizzling from the heat of the impact. His grimace tells you that he DEFINITELY felt that one even if it didn't deal much damage. Sabo looks at you nervously as you stand on one leg with the other raised and smoke coming out of the part that you kicked him with. Not content with using Shakushi alone you start jumping around using the gloom woods as platforms and attack the revolutionary from every possible angle, this time using your sword instead.

Sabo stays his ground and focuses on blocking. With brief efficient movements he manages to keep up with your relentless barrage but if he made any moves he'd risk loosing a limb. Instead he's forced to use his enhanced pipe to parry your strikes, each of which makes a sound similar to Grekis anvil being struck except more resonant. Sparks start flying off from each impact and as Sabo is forced to block dozens of these every moment he starts loosing his balance until he falls on his knee and must raise his "staff" above his head or risk loosing it.

With a downward cut you lock weapons with him and laugh. You glare at his pipe as it keeps resisting your advances. It pisses you off!
"Break!"

Suddenly the lead gives way for you and it gets cut in half. But as your blade touches his shoulder it gets stopped the same way his pipe did and Sabo reaches for your throat. He grabs hold of your neck with his obscene grip and speaks up as you grind against his shoulder with your vibrating blade.
"Everything has a core pirate! Not even you can survive without a throat!"

"And you can't with only half of everything!"
You grin.

Sabos grip weakens and your sword stops vibrating at the same time. You could've kept going but at that point it would've been a death match and neither of you signed up for that. After putting your sword away and undoing your transformation you look at Sabo who just picked up the two halves of his pipe. He seems unnerved by what he sees but he's trying his best to ignore it.

"Well can't say I expected that. I hope that was enough to satisfy you."

"Eh, it was okay."

"Crazy pirate..."
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I think that's enough for now
Got some stuff to take care of tomorrow
See you guys next time!
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>>4712899
Thanks for the run Spooks! Awesome as always.
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>>4712899
Thanks for the run, And rip his pipe.
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>>4712899
Great run, although I am sad silver didn't use the nuts special, I guess sabo is too small for it work well.
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>>4712899
Thanks for running Spooks, this was good fun.

>The Vibroblade comes out
Man it was a long time since that suggestion, it really is neat to know that you're taking notes when people blurt things out.
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>>4712899
Thanks for running. We are getting new forms real quick, now I want a devil wings form and a heat form.
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>>4712856
>>4712893
honestly with us pulling the grind the blade with our teeth trick, i thought we were gonna go full glavenus and heat it up.
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>>4712893
>this motherfucker just cut through my haki without using haki
>he just doesn't give a shit if he lives or dies
>holy FUCK

-A quote by Sabo
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>>4712924
I do strive to make notes but there are a few problems. One, I'm only human. Two, I often wait for the opportune time to use them and in that time I might forget.
But I'm trying
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>>4712941
The way you had silver activate his vibroblade is fucking kino, i hope you know that
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>>4712941
It's still something that's worth pointing out and appreciating, so make sure you feel appreciated.

>>4712955
second

>>4712940
Dear Dragon
Due to the presence of a bat shit insane pirate named "Silver" we have unanimously agreed to postpone operations on San Faldo until he fucks off.
//Sabo
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>>4712893
>Not even you can survive without a throat!
Orochichads can't stop winning
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>>4712893
OH GET YOUR PIPE REFORGED I HAVE A GOOD SMITH THAT LIVES HERE he reforged my blade so it does not break against haki
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>>4712293
I wonder what would have happened if we had any crab-shels on us and threw those in as well.
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>>4713479
Might not have been able to do the vibroblade thing if that was the case. Besides we don't need it, that's what we have Crabby for after all.
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>>4713614
I think we still could use the vibroblade as that's more our martial art(vibrations) skill than a direct devilfruit power.

But now I'm wondering if he could smith our crabs directly. Could we give Raider a spikey koopa shell?
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>>4713779
It'd be awesome but he'd just grow out of it.
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>>4713790
True. I wonder how big they'll get? Crabs can just keep growing forever so down the line we could have a bunch of island sized attack crabs.
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I have a question for Spooky
If the crabs molt enough will they lose their seastone properties?
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Okay! I'm more or less recovered so how about we continue soonish?
I'm thinking about running on Tuesday around the usual time

>>4715975
If they did molt then yes they would loose their strong shells due to a lack of seastone in their diet.
But the cannonbugs stop molting once they reach maturity. Because if they got too big in the wild the tiny amount of seastone in their food would not be enough and their shells would weaken, making them vulnerable to predators. So their growth simply stops at a point
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>>4716238
Will we need to worry about giving them a proper diet so that their shells stay durable? Can't really imagine it's be easy to find enough seastone pebbles to feed them.
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>>4716253
Only newly born or still growing ones and you only need to loot marine shipa with seastone coating
Lyda can take care of the rest
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>>4716366
So if we rip the sea stone off every Marine Battleship and feed it to our crabs will they absorb it into their shells and get tougher over time, or does it only work for subadults?
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>>4716459
On that thought, could Lyda actually increase the seastone amount in the crabs with her switching?
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>>4716473
only if the crab shell is of equivalent value, otherwise they would be left with holes due to uneven trades mass wise.
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>>4716238
Huh so could we get their shells smithed to have spikes/blades or would they not survive the process?
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>all these niggas talkin small potatoes and not declaring their love for crab eugenics to make the hardest roly-poly in existence

I hold nothing but disgust in my heart for the lot of ye.
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>>4716499
I mean, to work Seastone things you need Wano artisans iirc and we don't have any of those.

That said, >>4716366 Spooky is right, we do need to attack some marine ships in order to make sure that the inevitable future generations have an ample supply of seastone in their food so they'l grow up nice and strong...

How come every time something like this comes up we play more and more into the Marines idea of us as a madman who just attacks, destroys and burns thing for little to no reason, or for utterly inane reasons.
"Silver, you stand accused of sinking several marine battleships, who were trying to run away. Why?!"
"I needed to feed my pets and Gu said your boats are good for them"
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>>4716631
>Silver loots tribute ships for gold, and then Marine ships for the seastone coating.
>Marines catch up to find their ships gold plated and Silver leaving them beached like it ain't no thing.
>When questioned his answer is "I can get gold whenever, but Snips had a litter and we gotta make sure the kids get their vitamins."
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>>4716631
Worst. When They see that silver is robing a high quantity of seastones and start coming with wild conspiracy theories for what silver is using the stone, then fear a black bear level scheme, in reality silver is just using it to feed his pets.
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Just caught up with this quest and I gotta say, this shit has been stellar.
All the OCs, give or take a few of the more memey lines, feel so right in the world it's ridiculous. They're all well realized individuals and as a crew they're simply delightful! The whole squad fits the one piece tone and themeing perfectly while being distinct from the Straw Hat crew. Just seeing Nami realize that Silver's squad is full of killers and feeling myself realized the whole thing felt so natural I didn't even notice, sent shivers down my spine.
Silver himself is a great protagonist to the point where I can see him pulling a Sasuke in the original story if he had been implemented. The little shit is compelling as hell and him being in direct competition with Luffy, without bowing to the power of friendship with him, is something I feel the original story lacked.
I'm also glad Silver is too dumb for anons to be thrown into waifu wars. Not only does his young age and retardation keep the detractive shitposting to a minimum, it allows us to actually get to know all the girls before being asked to look at them romantically.
Can't fucking wait to actually get involved on Tuesday, I'm ready to fuck some shit up!
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>>4716736
Welcome aboard the pain train mate, and yea. Spooky has done some real good work with everyone, but I'd also have to point out that the players are really good, invested, and consistently come up with nice ideas and characterization and even shoot down/discuss things if they feel we're going off character which I find simply delightful and encouraging.

Any thoughts for the future yourself, ideas about the revolutionary army or what might come next on San Faldo? My bet is that Hina and co will show up sooner or later, they knew our course after all and if they also get calls about the RA stirring shit up. Yepp.
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>>4716761
>but I'd also have to point out that the players are really good, invested, and consistently come up with nice ideas and characterization and even shoot down/discuss things if they feel we're going off character which I find simply delightful and encouraging.
Oh yeah, straight facts.
Shout out to all the boys that have been contributing with their votes and ideas so far. I still think about when the whole, "Our ship is a dirty little slut" meme got started and that's snowballed into some of the most wholesome shit I've read all month. It's a fucking thing of beauty. Hope when we get the girl fully on Silver's side, she changed into a sailor outfit like the original image.

As for what comes next, that's something I've been pondering.
Silver definitely has no love for the nobility, but he doesn't really care for the revolutionaries either. He has "acquaintances" on both sides of the fight, and the only real friend he's made is perfectly neutral on the issue, so there's no pressure coming from that end. It's likely that his desire to stick it in the eye of the government will lead him to lean more towards the revolutionary side of the argument, and as someone that has proven himself unable to think about the complexities of opposing sides of an issue, the only thing to do is what he did back on Windy-Windy, force a compromise. Either with a surprising bout of wit, with brutal physical strength, or most likely with both.
I'm sure Hina 2 is right around the corner since the nobles need SOMEONE on their side of the conflict, but since the only ones that know what is going on think he's on their side, we might be dealing with her at the tail end of the arc rather than in the middle of it.
Either way, I can't wait to find out what the others have been up to while Silver gets these killer upgrades!
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>>4716794
The only thing we agree with the revolutionary army on is the matter of slavery. There's nothing to say they couldn't be smart enough to use us as a dumb-fire missile by directing us to a locally high concentration of slaves to fix a problem without us even having to be on their team. They would need to know of our past or make some inferences based on our views though.
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>>4716818
The thing is normal slavery is already illegal just the world noble are permitted to own slaves, and silver is not strong enough to survive attacking one.
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>>4716822
And you think "restraint" or, god forbid, "reason" is going to stop him?
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>>4716829
No, and i am guessing that sabaody/impel down arc is going to be like this:
>anons(me included) vote to shoot the world noble
>kizuro arrives
>no raylegh or traitor warlord to help
>silver crew sucefully escape but silver himself ends up in impel down
>now the vote is going to be if anons are going to join luffy and fight in the war or join blackbeard in the newgate exucution
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>>4716845
>Kizaru
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>>4716845
My personal hope is that we'l have a conversation that goes something like this:

"So you're saying that all of the marines will be busy killing Goofy's brother?
And they won't be anywhere else?
Hey Jaws, everyone. *grins* Let's go Tiger Fishing!"

But yea, I would not want to be a Marine after Silver has a run in with the World nobles *and* Impel down. That's the kind of shit that turns you from a "I want adventure, don't get in my way" kind of pirate to the "I'm gonna fuck your shit out, and I'll go out of my way to do it" flavoured one.
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>>4716852
forgot to add.

Then as everyone is glued to the TV watching Whitebeard and company tear Marineford apart:
Que image of Mariejois burning, with screams, gunfire and explosions in the background as we and the crew rampage across the place, freeing slaves and causing wanton destruction.

Then we escape down to Fishman island, enjoy free drinks, all of the attention and call Jones a scaredy catfish for hiding at the bottom of the sea rather then attacking the enemies he claims to hate so very much, like we did.
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>>4716499
Doable but would hinder the crabs since their main mode of locomotion is rolling around

>>4716631
>>4716509
I find it funny that no matter what happens or what quest it is anons seem to gravitate towards eugenics every single time. Not that I mind, I enjoy a bit of Crusader Kingsing as well.
And I'm sure you'll enjoy a future option I'll provide where you can live out your management fantasies

>>4716702
>I'm a dad now! Do you have any idea how hard it is to feed 200 kids? Especially when they are such picky eaters?!

>>4716726
>What do you need all that depleted uranium for
>Snakk

>>4716736
Thank you anon. It is always an honor to see someone catching up. Seriously, you have no idea what a great gift you've given me today of all days.
Glad to have you and I hope I can keep providing you with entertainment

>>4716761
Agreed
Stellar roleplaying all around

>>4716852
I'm gonna have to work on that. Honestly everything between Sabaody and the end of the Paramount War is so pivotal I'll need to make a flowchart of possible outcomes.

But unless something incredibly stupid happens you'll likely have to choose between joining the fun at Marineford or using that opportunity to scale the Red Line and setting Pangea on fire
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>>4717139
>And I'm sure you'll enjoy a future option I'll provide where you can live out your management fantasies
We should steal Law's fruit so we can have someone replace lines of people's genes for on the spot ubermensch.
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Man all the ways we're poised to derail this ride are so fun, imagine we meet Goofy again before Sabaody and just casually mention "That annoying revolutionary guy, Sabo, I actually remember his name because he was kind of strong", or help him actually save Ace at Marineford, which could also spiral into Whitebeard surviving...

Also I don't want to invade Mariejois during marineford, just so we can spend the 2 years of canon timeskip getting stronger and finding more crewmates / allies, and then do it openly during Levely as a huge fuck you. Probably not actually a sma rt plan,, but it'd be funny.
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>>4717170
I don't think we can save Whitebeard. No one would really be in any shape to stop BB and his lads from ganking WB.
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>>4717307
also in canon he was on his last legs anyway, saving him could just lead to him going "That was the last of my power goodbye my sons" not a major departure, but at least no black beard dual wielding planet breaking fruits.
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>>4717319
Basically this even before bb gaking, the guy already received multiple mortal wounds no away he is going to survive.
Ace case is another problem because akainu just need to the same thing he did in canon, bait ace to his death. In general altering marineford events without admiral tier strength is too difficult.
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>>4717334
Yeah but look at how Luffy was able to change the events of the Paramount War, his involvement is the main reason that they were able to get ace out...
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>>4717354
He didn't really do anything other then being a protagonist tho
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>>4717362
He brought Captain Buggy, the true hero of the Paramount War
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>>4717362
We could fly Mr. 2 out of there.
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>>4717374
The only man who can stop Go D. Usopp from dominating the world. Buggy!
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>>4717354
it ends up being the same thing anyway, and luffy should have be knocked out or killed many times, pic related being the less believable moment, the guy is in front of three people that could rape katakuri, and managed to get out alive.
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>>4717307
>>4717319
>>4717334
The Ace and Whitebeard hypothetically surviving parts would, if anything, be largely because of butterfly effect by that point. Less of a 'Silver would defeat Blackbeard and save him!', more of a 'Silver's presence both actively and passively causes multiple small differences that add up to different starting conditions, possibly allowing one or both of them to survive.'

But I get what you're saying, it's very unlikely.
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>>4717560
If we were to attack Mariejois, it might forcibly pull some of the marines away from the execution to defend the CD's. Or us being in the fight might make it harder to hurt Whitebeard and Ace. Anything is possible.
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>>4717560
Ace could survive. But without someone stepping in explicitly to stop BB, Whitey is dead. Unless Silver manages to draw two admirals away from the confrontation. Which I don't think would happen. More likely they'd send one admiral, or Garp/Tsuru and Hina.
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>>4717139
>Spoiler

Oh man that's gonna be a tough call. On the one hand we could derail canon something fierce and Luffy'd owe us big for the rest of his life if we did, but on the other hand the shit we could pull if we chose the other option is once in a lifetime bullshitery.
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>>4717885
The question is, would you save Ace solely so you could kick his ass yourself in front of Goofy or because you just want him to owe us?

Nothing says power move like beating up someone's older brother in front of them, after all. Well, maybe beating up their dad. But we all know Dragon is about as much of a dad as that guy who got a vasectomy.
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I don't give two shits bout Ace or Whitebeard.

I just want to go to Marineford to shake our hairy bat ass in front of every single marine officer in existence. Plus it sounds like a fun little brawl.
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>>4717957
There is also the fact that seeing Ace and Akauinu using their powers might give us some more inspiration for our heat/friction powers and seeing Whitebeard in action should definitely cause us to expand our Hasshoken move list
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>>4717900
Personally I'd want to save him because I think he's an alright dude for what it's worth and One Piece could use a bit more of those, but the thought of raiding the henhouse while the hounds are away and the sheer shit the marines would give us afterwards is just /so/ tempting.
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>>4717957
I would personally argue that, if the moment their backs are turned, Silver runs into the holiest of the holy and starts setting it on fire that'd be a lot more of a fuck you then being just another pirate showing up at Marineford.
Also can you imagine what kind of protection the World Nobles must have, bodyguards. gladiators, fucking slave soldiers... Don't think it'd be a cakewalk to be honest.

But... imagine Sengoku sitting down after the battle, tired but relieved of their victory only for a panicked marine to run into the room and hand him a bundle of papers "Sir! There has been a situation at Mariejois!"
"...WHAT!?"
"It's, eh. It's "Cavalier" Silver, sir. They're still counting the bodies"

That and, you know, Jaw's kind of dreams of being the new Fisher Tiger, or at least aspires to be like his hero.

And then instead of an island arc, we get an extended chase arc because *holy shit* are they gonna throw everything, the kitchen sink and the floorboards at us if we do that.
Maybe it'd even get the attention of Pirate-nee.
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>>4718023
Considering who's there the fact that we're burning it to the ground might actually /draw/ marines from the fight instead of them hanging around.

I mean killing Roger's kid is important, but not at important as protecting their bosses, and everyone but the 5 noble stars are incredibly easy to kill. We'd be racking up fishbowl heads like nobody's business if they don't stop us.
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>>4718065
Invading Mariejois is my favorite option, but i doubt there is not going to be anyone there to guard the world nobles.
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>>4718073
It's not a question of who, it's a question of "do they have enough?" Which I grant you they just might, but danger or no, the thought of shitting in the halls of power is a heady thing.
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>>4718075
>>4718073
Oh yea, I fully expect everyone to have taken steps to prevent another Fisher Tiger situation from happening.
The difference is that if all of the marines big guns are on Marineford we would "just" have to contend with whatever garrison they have left and the literally best private security money can buy from the dragons. Not to mention whatever other steps individual celestials have taken to ensure their own safety.

Difficult, oh yes indeed. But not impossible, and without the Whitebeard polka it would be literally impossible.
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>>4717605
Garp would both make a lot of sense or none at all, on the one hand Sengoku knows Garp won't go all out to kill his adopted grandson, on the other hand Garp loathes the CD's and would probably be downright giddy at thought of them getting fucked over by us.
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>>4718078
I guess the question ultimately boils down to do we fight fate and ride the waves such chaos would bring in our success or failure or do we allow a man to die for the slim chance of attacking the head of the beast in the one time it may be vulnerable even if doing so would mean the deaths of our crew members if we're not extremely vicious, extremely smart, and extremely lucky?

It's not an easy call to make.
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>>4718103
>do we allow a man to die for the slim chance of attacking the head of the beast
The thing we don't known both whitebeard and ace, why silver would care ? And about the slim chance, the marineford war is equally, I would say even more since one admiral could kill us just by breathing.
>even if doing so would mean the deaths of our crew members if we're not extremely vicious, extremely smart, and extremely lucky?
Well first the attack is related to the dream of one the crew members (jaws), so it's not like we are doing it for no good reason, I cannot say the same thing for the summit war, and always going to exist the chance of the crew dying they are pirates. if we are going with this thinking we are never going to do anything dangerous.
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If I'd have to choose between dunking on people in Marineford and burning Mariejois, my personal to go choice would be the latter. Not only is it related Jaw's dream of being the next Fisher Tiger, it does make sense threat-wise too. Think about it:
>The entirety of navy HQ's forces are there
>including the admirals
>including the seven warlords
That means unless the gorosei themselves do stuff, the forces at Mariejois aren't going to come even as close to being a threat as those at Marineford. Of course there's so many opposing forces there, but that's even more reason they most likely won't be able to afford sending back anyone.

Or maybe they do. Maybe that'll then affect the outcome of it because of us waging war on them on another front.
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>>4718202
I mean we may run into the Supreme Commander of the WG Kong, he was Head Admiral Before Sengoku, and he advanced to his position...
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>>4718202
Burning down the holy land would way more interesting than fighting in the war so I would vote for that too.
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As the dust starts to settle down both of you start to cool off a little, yet the situation remains tense as you keep shooting some hostile glances at each other. You may have taken more damage than Sabo, that's true. But it's obvious for both parties that if you kept going his defenses would eventually run out of juice and at that point he'd rapidly loose his lead on you. The only question is whether or not you could withstand his abuse until then. Once your heartrates descend to acceptable levels Sabo looks at his broken weapon and speaks up.

"You broke my pipe. That's worth more to me than your entire getup combined!"

"Suck it up weenie! I lost an arm and you don't see me complaining about it!"

As you exchange verbal jabs the three other weenies just keep staring in disbelief.
"K-Koala, please tell me Cavalier bashed my brains out at the Albero estate and this is all just my final nightmare before the sweet release of death! Because I refuse to believe a nameless upstart just tied with Dragons second in command!"

"HEY! I'm not just an upstart! I am THE UPSTART! And my name is Silver! You better remember that! Useless tittymonster!"
You briefly roar at badmouthing Rosie before turning back to Sabo.
"Anyway if you got beef just ask Greki to put your shitty pipe back together. That is if you're not scared of some curse you little wuss!"

"Nah."
Sabo then tosses his now useless junk aside.
"It's just a pipe. I can get another one anytime. I just like pipes and hate it when someone bangs them up."

"Weirdo."

"Look who's talking shorty! Anyway, good match. I hate to say this but I would not want to fight you for real."
Sabo extends his hand, expecting you to shake it.

>Accept with grace
>Refuse with pride
>Grab his hand then punch him in the face! Silver doesn't tie with anyone!
>Other?
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>>4718261
>>Accept with grace
It was a decent fight, I'm willing to give him that.
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>>4718261
>Accept with grace
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>>4718261
>Accept with grace
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>>4718261
>Accept with grace
A promise is a promise. You can keep the weenie.
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>>4718261
>Accept with grace
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>>4718261
>Accept with grace
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>>4718261
>>Accept with grace
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>>4718261
>Accept with grace
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No cock-punch this time. What a sad day
And it will only get sadder
>writing
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>Useless tittymonster!
Unf.
Looks like Hook is starting to rub off on Silver a bit.
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You gently remind Sabo that he just broke your right shoulder and thus you can't shake his hand properly. But you still extend your left in good faith and he nervously chuckles as he takes it.
"It was a decent fight. I had fun."

"Just decent? Come on, it was better than that."

"Eh. When we fight to the death I'll show you what fun is."

"Don't talk about that so casually! Damn. Anyway if you ever get tired of the solo life the revolutionary army always welcomes new volunteers. Just saying."

"No thanks. I don't work with weenies. And besides, I'm not alone. I have my crew."

"Just give it some thought. You have no idea how much the little men can achieve when they band together, trust me you'd be impressed!"
Sabo then rolls up his sleeves to look at his watch.
"For example. Three, two, one!"

You look at the town because you heard some odd noises and see what appear to be flashes of light coming from there. Not too much after the sound of gun shots can be heard coming with the wind. You have to give it to them, at least they work fast. It may take them months to get ready but once the pieces are assembled they start rolling. Well, the insurgents they armed start rolling. But there are not a lot of shots being fired to actually impress you, most likely the pitchfork wieldin', torch wavin' rabble is only firing off warning shots to make the populace get back to their homes and rile up the police. Sabo watches this with pride and the rest are nodding approvingly as the coming of a new age for the island is at hand. No longer would the commoner be exploited, no longer would they pay the exorbitant taxes and no longer would they be at the mercy of the fickle whims of the Celestial Dragons. But something still doesn't sit well with you. The cheers and the sound of the merriment slowly dies down as the flashes and bangs of fireworks steadily gets replaced with that of firearms and explosives.

Puru puru puru puru. Puru puru puru puru.
"Ah that must be the leader of the rebels! They sure work fast!"
Gacha.
"Moshi moshi! Sabo speaking! How are things? Well I hope!"

"S-Sabo..."
The voice on the other end.
"HELP!"

"What's wrong? Are you guys alright?!"

"N-No! Listen! You have to come back! Things are not going like you said they would. AT ALL! Please they are crazy!"

"Who? Who's fighting back? The nobles? Their guards? The police?! DID THE NAVY FIND OUT?"

"No. It's-"

You hear a loud crash coming from the other end. Sounds like a door being reduced to splinters undercut by people screaming. The mushi goes silent after that with its typical "Gacha" and the revolutionaries get visibly upset.
"KOALA! ROSIE! CHARLIE! LET'S GO! We can't let this operation fail! There are a lot of good guys in there! ARE YOU WITH ME?"
They all nod and look ready to go but you put a hand on Sabos shoulder.
"WHAT?"

"Three. Two. One-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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And you didn't even need a watch for that!

"Whew. That's a big mushroom. How much gunpowder did you give them?"

"A-About that much."

"Hmmmm."

"W-What happened?"

Puru puru puru puru. Puru puru puru - Gacha
"Mhello!"

"Hey captain."

"Oh hey Jaws! How's it going?"

"I assume you see that?"

"See it? It made me bounce when it went off!"

"Yeah. That's our bad. Hic."

"Are you drunk?"

"Nah just a wee bit. We were having fun in a bar. Hagetaka sampled everything they had and she's somewhere between Raftel and the Moon I reckon. Marcella, Omukade and I are okay. But these buncha jackasses picked a fight with us. Guess they thought we were nobles or somethin'. Well we did kinda spend a lotta money and look the part. Hic. Just calling you not to worry about it. We uuuh. We took care of it already. The ones not caught in the explosion are surrendering to the police. N-No need for you to get punchy okay?"

"Yeap. But come on! That's a bit far don't you think? Usually I'm the one that makes things explode."

"You don't understand!"
Jaws begins crying.
"T-They made Marcella spill her drink on herself and they scared away the girl I was wooing ALL NIGHT! THEY HAD TO PAY SEE? A-An' also they called Gu queer! What kind of a friend would I be if I didn't avenge him?!"

"Yeah that makes sense."

"A-Anyway I think I had enough for today. We're going back to the ship and sleep this off. C-Can you get Ann and the others?"

"Yeap."

"Thanks Silver. Night."
Gacha.

"Wooooooooooooow. Months of hard work destroyed by half my crew. Huh."

>Sorry about that
>Be smug
>"Let's go back inside Greki!" (leave)
>Other?
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>>4718384
>Sorry about that
>Well, bout time we hit the ol' dusty trail...
>Leave
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>>4718384
>Be smug
>"""Sorry about that"""
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>>4718384
>Be smug

You'd think they had learned after Rosie's boys came running screaming about madmen in fancy suits, huh?

You mess with a pirate.... I'm bad at rhyming but its gonna hurt.
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>>4718384
>Be smug
It's almost like making a bunch of normies risk their lives for you instead of using your own strength doesn't work. Isn't that so sad for you? Hmmm???? Kekekekekeke!
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>>4718384
>Let's go back inside Greki!" (leave)
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>>4718384
>Be smug
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>>4718384
>Be smug
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>>4718388
To their credit, it's a masquerade. Everyone is in fancy suits
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>>4718384
>>Be smug
It's almost as if the Revolutionary army was full of weenies.
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>>4718384
>A-An' also they called Gu queer!
Honesty hurts
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>>4718384
>Be smug
>"Now, if it was me and my crew starting up the "revolution". Whoa boy. The Nobles wouldn't have a chance!"
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>>4718403
Hey! Gu's straighter than Naruto at least!

I mean I know that's saying charcoal's lighter than the dark of night but dammit it counts for something.
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Also, I hope Ann, Will, and Lyda are alright.
Watch them be caught up accidentally helping the revolutionaries instead of the nobles somehow.
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>>4718409
Honestly, if the revolutionaries started pointing guns towards Will I'd bet that Ann would leave more corpses behind then Murray did.
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It's funny because people died!
>writing
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>>4718418
Ya can't spell slaughter without laughter!
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>>4718418
It ain't a party until something breaks!
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>>4718419
You can't spell laughter without augh. Which is the sound people make when they die!
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>>4718443
Huh, coulda sworn it was "Floo!" but then again I might just have been reading too much Usagi again.
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You can only barely restrain your grin as you speak up.
"Y-Yeah. Sorry about that! Pffffft! But I mean come on! You could've learned a lesson after that blunder with me and tell them here be pirates! But yeah, that's kinda my point. Mess with a pirate and uuuuh, okay I'm bad at rhymes but you get the idea."

"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? Someone probably died there!"

"No. It's definitely. And yeah. Everyone dies sooner or later. And much faster if you mess with pirates. You see if my crew was doing a revolution this wouldn't have happened. We would be out there fighting our own battles with our own strength. Not hiding out there like a bunch of weenies."

"GREKIKIKIKIKIKI! Well said!"
The giant stomps over to you and gives you a hearty slap on the shoulder.
"That's what this is all about! If someone wrongs you then you just have to hit them so hard they'll NEVER think about something stupid like attacking you ever again!"

"See? The giant gets it. Kekekeke! Anyway I don't want to hear that talk about people getting hurt. You were gonna hurt people as well, rich people but people. And that Tree guy and his daughter were friendly! So yeah. Suck it! Now WE get to be the big heroes of the city and not you!"

"THIS IS NOT A CONTEST YOU LITTLE MONSTER!"

"That's enough Rosie."
Sabo stops his raging subordinate while Koala is being consoled over the loss of potentially dozens of people by the mime.
"We lost this one. We have to accept it. So let's go. I have to report things to Dragon and I'd hate it if I had to include you in our losses because you attacked the pirates."

"See? He's smart! So wait, you're not mad?"

"I am. Just not at you. As much as I hate to admit it you have a point. This wouldn't have happened if we didn't mess up. So in a way, I'm grateful. You gave me much to think about. Now if you'll excuse us."
Sabo then gathers his people onto that cart of his and they promptly leave, either because they don't want to get caught in the upcoming cleansing or because they can't stand being in your presence any longer. One or the other, you aren't sure. Maybe a bit of both, maybe it's different depending on which one you ask.

That leaves you with Greki who seems to be brimming with joy.
"Well lad! Can't say I ever laughed this much in the last 250 years! So thank you!"

"You're welcome!"

"So tell me, how were those weapons now that you could try them out?"

"A bit wild. But I LIKE 'EM! It's like they were made for me!"

"You have no idea how happy it makes me to hear that! For once in my life I feel useful!"
Greki then cleans his eyes of tears before resuming his speech.
"Say boy. Wouldn't you happen to have a free spot on your ship? I've been stuck on this island for most of my life out of necessity. But with you I see a chance to sail once more! I could smith you anything and maintain your weapons! Plus, I'm a decent shipwright! Well? What do you say?"

>Welcome aboard!
>Sorry. My ship can't handle your girth
>Other?
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>>4718450
>Welcome aboard!
We'll figure out how to fit his girth into dauntless-chan later
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>>4718450
>>Welcome aboard!
but I don't know how we are going to make you fit on my ship. Our cook is going to love you by the way, curses are like a spiritual poison right?
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>>4718450
>>Welcome aboard!
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>>4718450
Hm. I'm torn, on the one hand I like happy-sad cursed giant friend.
On the other he's a, well a giant... And I don't want to risk Dauntless catching some of that bad Juju, we've not exactly been to good to her after all.
That said I bet she'l love this story!
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>>4718450
>>Welcome aboard!
Like we'd say no to a dude this awesome.

Shame about the Gloom Wood mind you, but then again folks weren't really buying it all that much to begin with so clearing out what's left should still take them a bit.
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>>4718460
Any curse that tries to befall Dauntless will be introduced to the pecking order.
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>>4718450
>Welcome aboard!
>We're gonna need to build you a raft, though.
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>>4718463
Pretty sure it's already learned it anyway. SIlver might not be Popo levels, but at this point it's just a matter of time.
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>>4718463
Sure, but I'm just saying that Dauntless herself might not appreciate the fact that we might be literally infecting her with a curse.
She already has self esteem issues because of us!
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>>4718450
>Welcome aboard!
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>>4718469
What's another curse to an existing crab infestation?
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>>4718469
well she did get a makeover using cursed wood soo... that ship might have sailed.
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>>4718450
>Welcome aboard!
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>>4718476
I do suppose that is a fair point
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>>4718450
>Other?
Say we'd love to, but we need to check in with our ship to see if she can handle him.
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Well it's official! We now have a giant on the ship!
Here's hoping Daunty can handle that his huge load
>writing
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>>4718476
Fair point, she can't get that much more cursed since she's already presaturated with Greki's mojo.
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>>4718494
Yea. A human-human fruit would sure come in handy right about now.

Or a really big ship with a detachable Dauntless figurehead.
I just don't wanna lose or abandon our ship so soon after character development and drama happens. Then again, if she wants to leave that will always be her choice.
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>>4718512
>A human-human fruit would sure come in handy right about now.
Or a shrink shrink fruit.
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Lyda could give him Ann's fruit just while he's on the ship. He could make cursed webs into his equipment and whatnot. And switch when he's getting off the boat.
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>>4718508
...is Greki basically her dad?
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>>4718516
So would that make his little babby jumping spider form the size of a small dog?

Jesus fuck.
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>>4718508
Also now that I think about it, the curse is muted with our presence since we force it into submission with force of personality. The curse probably won't be an issue as long as we are around Greki.
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>>4718516
That seems... I don't know, impersonal?

>>4718518
I, eh. Her mom I think? Iceburg would be the father, but all the material came from Greki?
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>>4718524
Or would Iceburg be the mother since he's the one who did all the work putting her together?
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>>4718450
>Welcome aboard!
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>>4718518
>>4718524
>>4718528
botes have two dads usually
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>>4718543
>tfw dauntless has had like four dads and silver cant even get one
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>>4718550
Woooooow.
Sick burns aside, Silver does have a growing number of moms/big sister figures.
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You can't exactly shake his hands but he does extend his pinky finger to you which you can.
"Sure! Welcome aboard Greki! Just uuuh... We got one small problem."

"Hmmm? What is it?"

"Well you see I got this smol ship and I don't think she could handle you without breaking her poor little deck. We'll have to find a way for you to fit on it. Or you'd have to build a raft for yourself."

"Hmph. I'll see what I can do. Maybe building something that I could attach to your ship would be for the best. But we'll have to see. Now, I need a little time to gather my belongings."

"Do you have a lot?"

"No. I only need the clothes on my back, my hammer and an axe. I can manage everything else on my own."

You nod and wait for Greki to gather his stuff before he sets fire to his workshop so nobody can make use of the stuff inside. As the fire grows stronger and stronger from all the wood and coal in there the cave becomes a bona fide furnace, melting everything inside including all the weapons he made up until now. When asking him if that was necessary he said yes, because even if they don't stick with a user long cursed weapons have a tendency to keep circulating due to over ambitious fools. So it's better to destroy them to prevent misuse. You see him shed a tear as his masterworks slowly melt, showing that in the end he still cared deeply about them despite hating their very existence.

"Okay. Let's go. I have nothing left on this island."

"Sure! Just let me get my friends!"

"Hmmmm. You forgot didn't you? I'm not a beloved man on this island. If people saw me they'd likely demand my head."

"Ooops. Yeah that slipped my mind. Okay then I'll guide you to the Dauntless first! Then I'll look for the others!"

You take care to avoid civilized areas when leading Greki to your home and as luck would have it the port itself seems deserted. Most likely every able bodied man is required to fight the raging fires caused by the explosion so your giant friend is not immediately noticeable. He seems a bit antsy about being spotted but you ensure him that you'll get him a big blanket under which he can hide if anyone shows up. He's not too convinced. But it's not like it matters as his jaw drops when he sees your pride and joy.
"T-This is-"

"Greki, Dauntless! Daunty, Greki!"

"Heh. The wood from the island. Yeah! And this craftsmanship. Beautiful ship you got there, with a lot of spirit! I'll enjoy working on her"
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And unfortunately that's all I could do for today. Sorry for the lackluster thread. Got other things to do on the side this time
So to recap
Revolution: Ruined
Giant: Get
Good job anons!

Have a good night and I'll see you all sometime during the weekend. Maybe Friday again
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>>4718550
Jaws can be seen as a team dad I think.
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>>4718577
Good night Spook.
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>>4718577
Thanks for running Spooks, and don't call it lackluster it was just lil' short is all.
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>>4718577
Thanks for the run Spooks, good night! It wasn't lackluster though, don't worry about that!
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>>4718563
Although we are still missing the best mom, and we have brother figures too
>>4718577
Thanks for the run.
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>>4718574
>Enjoy working on her

SIR NO, SHIPFU IS FOR US.
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>>4718577
>Missed it
Aww
But hell yeah great stuff
>>4718660
Dauntless-chan is for large old men!
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D... did we just recruit a giant man big enough that we could ride on his shoulder?

>Silver has achieved new battle form: Shoulder Shota!
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>>4718773
>Will now has a mobile oppression fortress.
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I just noticed the CS only list Turelim as our Silver Shift form but I'm pretty sure we used the other one against one of the cheese pizza's
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>>4719356
The sheets get updated like every two threads or so
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>>4718773
Yes, and more importantly one far to large for our small, fast and potentially flying ship.

From a characterization point of view it makes perfect sense, I fully believe that Silver would recruit Greki and I equally buy that Greki would after literal centuries of exile and depression would attach himself to the first person that he might form a relationship without the curse killing them outright. All that is spot on. (as to be expected from our Spooky!)

I do see some issues tho, and I look forwards to see how we'l work around them. The most obvious one is that Greki is obviously not going to be able to sail on the Dauntless, and a secondary craft attached to her would very much nullify the advantages Iceburgs design gives us.
Secondly giants are big, so he's not gonna be able to join us into most places and will generally cause restrictions like that.
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...I have a question.

If Lyda can trade Devil Fruit powers, what's stopping her from trading height and mass?
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>>4719443
She can only trade things with the same "value", so trading height and mass is kinda pointless.
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>>4719432
He can get a GIANT OAR and help speed things along.
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>>4719508
...No he can't because he's probably about the size of our ship (did some quick googling about caravels and they seem to be about 12-20 meters long and giants are definitely closer to twenty then twelve)
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>>4719511
GIANT

O
A
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>>4719513
No fits!
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>>4719511
Akshually giants start at 12 meters
Oda said so
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>>4719516
What is this, a fuckin' gondola? You sit when you row ho ho

>>4719517
GIANT OAR LETS GOOO WOOOOOOO
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>>4719521
Yes, it's very romantic. At least standing up has a chance of distributing the weight rather then instantly capsizing us.
>>4719517
Aight, this is fair. He might be a little smaller then Dauntless. That's all up to you... But I still foresee some difficulties to be overcome.
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>>4719526
I was just taking the piss. It's still a major issue. Came up with one or two solutions. All sound bullshit but I'm grasping at straws here. I'll let you decide which one you prefer

>>4719356
Against CP9 you only used Turelim. The new one you used against Sabo. Unless I'm mistaken
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Honestly let's just steal a battleship for him, those can easily fit giants. Just need to crew it but that shouldn't be too hard. Get lil Dauntless a big busty Onee-chan.
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Also btw how mad is Sanji gonna be if he finds out we managed to make our ship's soul manifest as a cute girl?
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>>4719548
Let's not.

After the whole "We kidnapped someone and made them work for us against their will" revelation with Dauntless I don't think it'd be in character for Silver to do that exact same thing again.
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>>4719550
The last part was mostly a joke, I don't think silver would bond with a second ship to the extent that's needed to manifest a Klabautermann.
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>>4719551
True, but he still has a habit of thinking of objects like people, and between Dauntless, Argent and Parley that'd be a difficult habit to break. And he does have something of an issue with slavery, so I just don't think he'd be alright with repeating the misstep with Dauntless unless the marines were actively mistreating the ship or something.

It's kind of difficult to shake someone telling you they'd rather have died then what we did to them after we said the same thing, almost word for word, to Mary.
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>>4719550
>>4719548
Just need to buy a new ship with iceburg and his loli if we really need.
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Hmmm buy as much scrap metal as we can and make a house for him out of that metal cursed castle perhaps give it limbs
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Out of your friends which are you?
Damn it feels goodbeing a Brookfag
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>>4719777
Shit... forgot the pic
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>>4719779
I am sanjikek and a brookfag the truly master race choices
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>>4719779
Can't say I can relate to any of those, maybe brookfag
Out of our crew I'm probably lydafag/stitchfag, but I don't know what exactly that entails
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>>4719875
>spoiler
It means that you are Acefag
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>>4719883
S-Shit. I do like him.
How?!
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>>4719779
Sounds to me like someone was trying really hard to not say they hate everyone else not realizing that they themselves were the assholes they met along the way.

Typical /a/ community member. Always reeeing even when memeing.

And no, being right doesn't mean you aren't also an asshole.

Wonder what Crocodile and Enel fags are like.
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>>4719914
The answer should be obvious, anon. You underestimate my observation skills
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>>4719779
Was thinking none of these really fit, then I got to Brook. Pretty much nailed it.
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>>4719779
>tfw brainlet
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>>4719779
Bottom 6 don't fit so I guess it has to be the top 3.
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I'd like to make some changes regarding the session.
Not really feeling it today. So I'll move it to tomorrow at the same time.
Oh and happy Easter to everyone
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>>4722827
Happy easter, spooks.
Hope you get to feeling better!
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>>4722827
You alright Spooks?
Seemed a bit bummed out back on tuesday as well, so I gotta ask.
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>>4722827
Happy Easter
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>>4722883
I was mostly just pissed with myself for not being able to give it my A game
Today is unrelated. I just had a lot of garden work to take care of due to the weather being good for a change. So I'm mostly just tired
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>>4722950
Well that's good to hear! You have yourself a rest then, and perhaps a drink as well?

Take care mate
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>>4723008
Thanks!
I had a holiday meal comprised of deviled eggs and macédoine so I'm feeling better now. Just gonna need a nice long rest from todays bullshit
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After your new giant friend closely examined the Dauntless he felt satisfied with what he saw. By his own admission he could not come up with a design like that, partly because the ships of Elbaf follow a simpler design structure and partly because he lacks the technical know-how of the kinda gizmos that are in there. But he already demonstrated with Parley that such things matter little when they still work after being taken apart and put back together, which he can do. Though it appears he's hard at thought about your little conundrum regarding his own size compared to your ships. But you decide to can the idea for tonight as it's getting a bit late. Taking a spare sail from the cargo hold you give it to Greki so he can have a blankie if he has to sleep on the street tonight.

As the jolly giant drifts to sleep you stretch your arms and feel the sting of a million broken bones in your shoulder and your flesh crying after being torn in a few places by cursed weapons. You could use a rest as well. Unfortunately there's still the matter of Ann, Will and Lyda still being out there.

>Go and get them since you promised Jaws
>Call their snails and tell them you've been injured and need medical attention
>They are mostly grown up. They don't need babysitters (sleep)
>Other?
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>>4724595
>Go and get them since you promised Jaws
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>>4724595
>>Go and get them since you promised Jaws

a promise is a promise.
I'm also somewhat tempted to go see the captured revolutionaries, just because I don't understand anything about their plan.
What the hell were they gonna do when the navy shows up, cause this is a city basically connected to marine HQ by rail... And its a chance to share our own philosophy with those poor unfortunate souls who have been so cruelly mislead by Sabo and his kind. At least they were willing to fight and die for what they wanted, unlike Sabo.
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>>4724595
>Go and get them since you promised Jaws
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>>4724595
>Go and get them since you promised Jaws
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Time to get the homies and observe the destruction in the process!
>writing

>>4724607
>Connected to marine HQ by rail
Nothing a little extortion and explosives can't fix
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Since you did promise Jaws you'd recover the others you do just that but before going you give Ann a call on her snail to inquire about her whereabouts.
"Silver? Oh thank god. What is going on? Everyone is panicking and there are fires everywhere!"

"I'll tell you later. Where are you guys?"

"We're in the market by the fountain!"

"Okay!"

With new directions you head into town and waltz through the now shockingly empty streets. There are still people and commotion there but when compared to the cheer and merriment of the masquerade it feels like a ghost town, especially with all the dirt and pebbles on the streets from the explosives the revolutionaries were throwing around. Also funnily enough you also see the ones responsible for the destruction, or what's left of them being beaten on the streets by the local police or herded around in chains and loaded onto carts to be shipped straight to prison. And it doesn't seem like they are offering much resistance either, which is understandable when there is a pretty high possibility of anyone on the island having a bounty larger than their lives savings, ready to go unga bunga on their cheeks should they try and start anything. It kinda makes you feel fuzzy inside knowing that your crew could just shut down an insurrection like that.

Eventually you reach the fountain square where Ann, Will and Lyda are just sitting around looking kinda bored until they notice you. Immediately afterwards you get hit on the head with a newspaper by Stitches as she noticed your costume being ragged and blood staining it.
"S-Silver! I told you that you need to be more considerate. That's it! You're getting the bandages again!"

"No! Not the bandages! It wasn't me this time I swear! I was just roughhousing a little!"

"Y-You still got injured!"

You are forced out of your fancy new outfit as Lyda starts putting your shoulder back together like a jigsaw puzzle right there on the street. To occupy yourself during the procedure you tell Ann about what Jaws and the others did.
"Ah I see. So it was them who did this. It's a surprise to be sure. But did you really get into a fight with the Revolutionary leaders?"

"Just the silver medal. And not really a fight, just a duel."

"And they... left after their little revolution failed?"

"Yeap. They are weenies like that."
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>>4724674
>"And they... left after their little revolution failed?"
>"Yeap. They are weenies like that."
Of course. It's like a captain and their ship: you wouldn't abandon the ship now, would you?
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>>4724674
Lyda is god damn adorable, really making the effort to try and assert herself to, futilely, try to keep Silver from literally killing himself out of negligence.
Pain is kind of a key thing in keeping people from doing dumb shit, and Silver getting really good at ignoring it is really something of a double edged sword in reality.
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"So you don't think they'll be a threat in the future?"

"Hard to say. I mean until they start making revolutions on my islands I don't care. But if they step on my toes I WILL go after them. I think they learned their lessons though."

With the boring talk over Lyda pops your shoulder back in place and you let out an "Ow" while Will jumps on your lap.
"Say cap! Did you really get us a giant?"

"Yeap! His name is Greki and he's awesome! He can make cursed stuff! I'll introduce you and we'll ask him to turn your helmet and crossbow cursed too!"

"Absolutely NOT!"

Ann protests as you get dressed and head back to the Dauntless. After returning home you let Will gaze at Grekis huge body a bit before taking him to bed and sleeping with him like a teddy bear while the girls return to their own quarters. You WANTED to get a good nights sleep after yesterdays shenanigans but you were RUDELY awakened very early by the sound of trumpets blaring right next to your ships. Awakened and mighty pissed you head out and throw a crab at the ones responsible to shut them the hell up. You hit one of them and they go out cold but there are like a dozen of them with a bunch more people standing behind them.

"What the hell is going on?"

The music goes quiet and a pompous looking guy strolls up, barely acknowledging the unconscious trumpeter next to him.
"Ahem. By Lord Alberos decree you are hereby invited to his estate for your services-"

"CAN YOU SHUT UP? Trying to sleep over here!"
Greki wakes up right next to the ship. Apparently he's not adjusted to loud noises in the morning, which makes sense considering he's been alone for over 200 years.

The people outside however don't seem to care too much about his plight as they are much too occupied with being scared witless by his presence.
"T-T-T-T-T-THE GIANT?!"

"Oh that's right."
The citizens of San Faldo really don't like Greki. Kinda slipped your mind that one. And after yesterdays less than family friendly events the people are ready to lynch their most hated enemy right here on the spot. That's no good.

>Try to calm people down with your charm
>Threaten them into submission
>Other?
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>>4724707
>Try to calm people down with your charm
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>>4724707

>Try to calm people down with your charm
And with Charm I mean Parley, and with parlay I mean into the air. Not the crowd.
But Greki is our giant now and they can't have him back!
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>>4724707
>Try to calm people down with your charm
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>>4724707
>Try to calm people down with your charm
"He's gonna leave with us. You're free of the curses now. Enjoy."
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>>4724720
I second the motion because these cunts blarped a goddamn trumpet at ass'oclock in the morning. Polite hasn't woken up yet so they get to talk to Parley.
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>>4724707
>Greki's coming with me when i leave, Your curse problem is over, congrats.
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>>4724720
Thirded
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Grumpy morning Silver is here to solve your giant problem! With GUNS!
>writing
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You look at the chodes lining up before you and see them already looking for weapons to start shit with. Well it looks like they are experts at making bad decisions since they not only showed up with trumpets at your front door but they are also threatening your newest crewmember. Even at your best that'd be hard to ignore. So you reach for Parley and fire a warning shot into the sky. The shot sounds like almighty god just took a dump on their heads so they stop to see what is about to happen to them. They see you walking up on the railing of the Dauntless and looking down at them.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm.... YOU GUYS! YOU CAN'T TAKE THE GIANT! HE'S COMING WITH ME!"

There is a profound stillness as the people down at the docks stare at you with their mouths hanging open. They are choking on their own saliva. It looks like they are scared witless since they can't even muster the strength to react. Until... they start crying while smiling.
"That's our hero!"

"Huuuuuuuh?"

As they cry they begin singing your praises.
"Hnnng! I can't believe it! Not only did they stop the Revolutionaries from taking over the island but they are ridding us of the giant at long last! Unbelievable! This is a dream come true! What a man! We're not deserving of their kindness! HURRAY! HURRAY FOR THE SILVER PIRATES!"

You stare at this dumbfounded as the others come upstairs and start rubbing their eyes.
"The hell is all that ruckus about?"

You jump on Marcella and hang onto her, which makes her angry.
"I don't know Hook! Something weird is going on!"

"Haaaaaaa?"
She walks over to the railing and sees the crowd downstairs shedding tears of joy for you.
"The Hell? How wasted were we yesterday? And what did we DO? Did I let a train run through sugartits?"

It takes a little while for everyone else to get up and when they do the situation has to be explained for them as well. None of them are used to being treated this way. Usually it's thinly veiled or obvious contempt. But being called heroes is quite unusual.
"Should we tell them? Hey guys! We're not really heroes! We just got really drunk! If you messed with us-"

Marcella clamps Murrays mouth shut before he could continue.
"Have you lost your mind you goodie two shoes idiot?! They think we are heroes! Let them! Oy Silver! What did you say they want from us?"

"They said the big guy invited us for something. Don't know what though."

"Ohooooo! I bet they want to show their gratitude! Let's go and let him!"

"I don't know Marcella. This sounds kinda dirty. We'd be exploiting their good will."

"Ah shut it Murray! Let's squeeze these guys for all they have!"

Unfortunately for both of them, the final decision lies with you.
>Okay! Let's see what they want! Maybe they'll reward us!
>Hey! GET LOST WEIRDOS! WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING!
>Other?
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>>4724805
>>Okay! Let's see what they want! Maybe they'll reward us!
Marcella has the right idea
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>>4724805
>>Okay! Let's see what they want! Maybe they'll reward us!
There might be loot! Or food....We could loot the food!
But seriously, the grub was pretty good last night so I see no reason not to return for another go.
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>>4724805
>Okay! Let's see what they want! Maybe they'll reward us!
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>>4724805
>Okay! Let's see what they want! Maybe they'll reward us!
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>>4724805
>Okay! Let's see what they want! Maybe they'll reward us!
Don't know about a reward, but we sure could demand they rename their island in honor of our name. We did kinda save them from a coup.
:^)
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>>4724805
>Okay! Let's see what they want! Maybe they'll reward us!
I demand barrels of milk
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>>4724805
It was kind of a accident, but we did save the island so its sees Fair.
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>>4724843
>Okay! Let's see what they want! Maybe they'll reward us!
Forgot the vote
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Time to reduce a noble house to nothing by eating them out of house and home
>writing
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"Who cares? They think we helped them and want to thank us! Let's gooooo! They have good food! And we might get loot! Loof!"

"Yeeaaaah!"

"Food! Food!"
"Food! Food!"

Marcella cheers in agreement and you do a little cerebratory dance with her about the free food. Murray just rubs his eyes in embarrassment but decides it's too early in the morning to worry about your shenanigans and the others feel similarly. At least everyone is in agreement that food does sound good right about now so you leave Greki to familiarize himself with the ship and promise him to bring something back when you're done. Then you get escorted by a huge crowd to the Albero estate. The crowd seems to grow as you go though since people noticing it inevitably join it and begin showering you with cheers, praise or more substantial things like flowers. It's all quite surreal. Luckily they are not really allowed in the estate itself, only the proper escort is. This almost results in a riot but the guards manage to pacify things. Apparently while beloved by the most disgruntled parts of society many still don't like the Revolutionary Army and the kind of parties they organize.

Lord Albero himself greets you with his daughter standing by his side. They give you a bow and a curtsey respectively, making you all feel very awkward.
"We are honored that you accepted our invitation. Please come this way. The king and the other houses are all waiting for you!"

As you get lead inside the young lady Albero smugly mocks her dear daddy.
"See father? I told you that he'd handle the revolutionary problem."

"Yes yes. I should've heeded your words. What else do you want from me? An apology?"

"It'd be a good start. Since thanks to their efforts we'll surely be exalted for handling a revolution so swimmingly."

You yawn at their nonsense and simply follow them into the big dining room that has been set up rather sparingly (by noble standards) to host every major political figure on the island. They treat you to a pompous introduction by a servant who announces your arrival but Gu pushes him out of the way and goes to a steward to give him very specific instructions about what each of your eating habits are. The nobles then get to witness you rearranging their stupid tables and chairs to better suit you while your morning coffee gets served to you. Some take it black, others with sugar and cream, while you just get a barrel of milk with a single drop of coffee and an asston of sugar in it. Your barbarous reduction of this most elegant place into what looks like a common bar would disgust them if they didn't know you could fold them like pretzels if you got mad.
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The young lady Albero simply shrugs at this and says to her father "If you can't beat them, join them." And she takes a seat next to your group as your food gets served. Gu then reminds you of the rules and hands everyone a phial, the contents of which you must spill onto your food. In a rather vulgar manner you begin destroying the breakfast consisting of pancakes, eggs, bacon, ham and anything else your heart might desire. The plates just keep coming and the food keeps disappearing as you continue to willfully ignore everything that the noble pricks try to tell you, since they are a bunch of big willies that don't interest you except for maybe the two Alberos. Speaking of which the young lady looks quizzically at your "potions" and asks what they are, or if they are the source of your incredible strength.

"It's poison. You shouldn't have any 'cuz you'd die."

"P-Poison?!"

"Kekeke! Yeap! We gotta put it on or our cook gets pissy!"

"OY!"

While everyone is kinda scared and creeped out by you, Lord Albero comes up with a bright smile on his face.
"I hope you're all enjoying yourselves!"

"Yeah! Thanks for the brekie old man!"

"Don't mention it. It's the least that we can do for saving our island. Sadly, since you are technically wanted criminals we can't do much more than that. Not like we can openly acknowledge your assistance officially."

"No. But you could show your appreciation some other way! Hehe!"
Marcella begins rubbing her fingers together.
"We pirates do like shiny stuff after all!"

"Uuuuuuh-"

"Anyway old guy! What happened to all those Revolutionaries you caught?"

"Oh them? They were taken to the dungeon naturally. The king is planning on interrogating them to help us round up any corroborators. Why?"

>I was thinking about meeting them
>Nothing. Just curious. Now about that reward!
>I don't think they will misbehave after what we did. You should let go of them
>Other?
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>>4724919
>Nothing. Just curious. Now about that reward!
RIP those weenies.
At least they'll have died fighting for something "important", even if they're shit at it!
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>>4724919
>>Nothing. Just curious. Now about that reward!
Ignore weenies
acquire loot
If they have any problems about giving us stuff we can just have them say they didn't know we were pirates when they invited us in and ask them to step aside while we calmly rob them
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>>4724919
>Nothing. Just curious. Now about that reward!
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>>4724919
>>I was thinking about meeting them
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>>4724919
>Nothing. Just curious. Now about that reward!
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>>4724919
>Nothing. Just curious. Now about that reward!
Probably is going to be something related with greki problem, so i am guessing that it is a devil fruit.
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>>4724919
>Nothing. Just curious. Now about that reward!
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>>4724928
Basically this can just say they got robed, and avoid problems with the government.
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>>4724919
>Nothing. Just curious. Now about that reward!
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They get to rot in jail then while you get some sweet, sweet loot!
>writing
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>>4724919
>Nothing. Just curious. Now about that reward!
Play silly games win silly prizes. If they wanted to survive a revolution they shouldn't have half assed it.
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Lyda a cute.
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>>4724967
Hell yes we need to start a new budget called Pretty Dresses For Lydia
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"Nothing. Just curious. If they didn't want to end up like that they should've been better. Anyway, I'm more interested in our reward! I mean, I like the snacks but we got snacks home."

"I uh, I told you we can't-"

"Come on father. They are pirates! Just tell that they robbed us! It's not exactly complicated."

"I'm not- You know what dear? You're right. If it weren't for them we'd have nothing at all. So it's only fitting that we pay back their kindness accordingly."
Lord Albero then speaks under his breath.
"And it's better that we give things to them as opposed to letting them take whatever they want."

"I heard that!"

"URK!"

"Anyway, it's cool. And hey if I like what you give us I'll let you use my flag anytime you want."

"W-What good would that be?"

"When other pirates come what do you think will scare them away more? The world government flag or the big scary pirates?"

"Huh. I didn't think about that. That does have its value I suppose."

With a snap of his fingers Lord Albero orders his servants to bring you a treasure chest filled with sweet, sweet gold and precious jewels which definitely gets your blood pumping! The chest more so than it's contents because pirates love big chests but the money is also nice. It'll help you refill your pockets after your big spending in Water 7. You finish your breakfast while continuing to ignore the annoying nobles and you pat your bellies with satisfaction.

"I think I'm going to be sick."
One of the nobles tries to suppress the urge to vomit as they look at the mountain of plates you left.

"Phew! Thanks for the treat old guy! That was real sweet of you! And thanks for the booty! Now as we agreed here's a flag-"

"No need for the crayon Silver. I already took the liberty of making a proper flag. Here you go Mister Albero!"

"B-Buh! My crayon!"

After Ann successfully ruined your fun you all thank the lord for his hospitality but excuse yourselves since you need to get back to your adventures and quick. Can't let fucking Goofy beat you. But they prove to be even nicer as they want to know if there is any way they could help. You don't immediately refuse his offer because he might just be able to aid you with Grekis little problem. After getting back to the Dauntless you find the giant smith deeply lost in thought.

"Yo! Greki!"

"Ah. Silver. You're back!"

"I kinda forgot to do introductions before so here goes nothing! Everyone, this is Greki! He's a giant and he'll be our shipwright! He can craft pretty much anything but it's all cursed. Greki, this is everyone! Please ask them for their names because I'm not going to list them. Oh and you'll get a new name soon so get ready for that."

"A pleasure everyone. I'm looking forward to sailing with you. Anyway I've been thinking about our little problem."

"Yes?"

"And I got a few ideas. The most obvious is that I could craft a smaller vessel and I'll simply follow you guys."

"That sounds kinda dangerous on the Grand Line."
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"Normally it is. But the Grand Line is nothing for a son of Elbaf. And I already thought of a way to always be able to follow you no matter where you might go. The next idea I had is the one that's actually dangerous."

"That sounds rad!"

"Well wait till you hear it. I noticed that your ship seems to be a bit "livelier" than most."
You nod several times.
"Well I'm sure you know what I mean. And remember what I told you about your weapons when I reforged them?"

"Their voice?"

"Yes. You got to experience what it's like when there is a smidge of breath in them. Your ship has considerably more. And since it's made of Gloom Wood already, it wouldn't take much to fully curse your ship."

"How would that help?"

"You've seen the woods around my house move didn't you? Where there's a will, there's a way. If we fully breathed life into it the ship itself could move without issue. And expand if she so desired. But that's where the dangerous part comes from. A living ship would quite likely be a living nightmare to serve on."
Greki then swings his hammer over his shoulder.
"Well that's about all I could come up with. Unless you could shrink me down I don't see any other way this could work. But I'm open to all suggestions."

>Okay! Let's build a second ship!
>Cursed ship you say? That's rad!
>Shrink you down huh?
>Other?
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>>4724996
>>Shrink you down huh?
don't want fully curse dauntless without her permission
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>>4724996
>Okay! Let's build a second ship!
And
>Ask Dauntless

Yea, that's not a thing we should do to someone without their consent. Especially since it would pretty much sink any ambitions she'd have of becoming a marine ship again.
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>>4725002
We could always ask her if she'd like to be able to boogie woogie of her own volition.
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>>4724996
>Okay! Let's build a second ship!
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>>4724996
>other
>discuss with Dauntless
We will not force thse things upon her anymore. She is crew and has a say in her fate.
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>>4724996
>>Cursed ship you say? That's rad!
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>>4725002
Changing to
>Ask Dauntless
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>>4725015
Supporting this. I love the idea of a cursed ship, but we've changed her on our own for long enough. It's about time we show her that we really stand by our words, our promise of giving her freedom
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>>4725015
Second. Always ask before you preform surgery.

Learned that one the hard way.
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I'm glad everyone agrees, and yea... I don't think it would be right to do that to her... I also don't know if she'l consent, that kind of thing sounds like the culmination to an arc for her (and would definitely include us asking if we can tatoo in her name next to the others) so odds are we'l be working with the provisional second raft while she makes up her mind on whether to throw in her lot with us fully or keep the option of going back to the marines open.

>>4725044
Nervous Lyda.jpg
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>>4724996
>Ask Dauntless about cursing
>Shrink you down huh?
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>>4724996
>Cursed ship you say? That's rad!
>Shrink you down huh?
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Rolled 2, 7, 3 = 12 (3d10)

Silver displaying that he has learned traits other than negative ones. Yeay!
Anyway, let's ask what Dauntless-chan has to say about that. And if that doesn't work Greki makes a boat with a twist

>writing

dc 24 and you get no bonuses since your affection with her is 0
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Rolled 4, 9, 8 = 21 (3d10)

>>4725074
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Rolled 8, 10, 9 = 27 (3d10)

>>4725074
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Rolled 4, 6, 6 = 16 (3d10)

>>4725074
Daunty-chan go!
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>>4725077
Based savior anon
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>>4725091
I thought Spooky rolled for it.
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>>4725077
The will of P is strong

>>4725092
I made an oopsie don't worry about it
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>>4725093
>worried
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>>4725077
>started the bote lewding
>makin our girl real
I live for shipping
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>>4725098
>shipping
EEEHHHHHHHH I see what you did there.
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You look at the Dauntless and think about the issue for a while. You do believe the best thing for her would be to let Greki curse her as it would undoubtedly strengthen her. But there's an issue with that. Turning into a bat you fly onto the deck and walk around a bit. Finding no trace of her you start rubbing the floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhmOqWCAMfI

"Wake up sleepyhead!"

"I'm up here moron."
You go to the captains wheel next to which you see the spirit of the Dauntless sitting. Since you've already seen her once there's no reason not to look at her.
"What do you want?"

You sit down opposite of her and hug your own legs to your chest.
"You heard?"

"Yeah. I hear everything."

"And?"

"And what? Just do what you want, I don't care. Not like it matters."

"But it does. I want to know how you're feeling. I don't want to force anything on you. If you say no then that's no. We'll find some other way to do things."

She looks at her feet and starts scraping the deck with it. Oddly enough it does make sound, suggesting she does in fact affect things that she's touching. After a few moments of contemplation she looks at you.
"I want to ask the giant a few things. You will be my mouthpiece."

"Why not just talk to him? Merry could talk to others."

"Because I don't care enough. Now go!"

Nodding you fly down back to Greki and he seems curious about what you've been up to.
"I have a question. So would Dauntless be able to act on her own?"

"That's the idea. And the problem. If this ship already has a strong spirit of her own then with my curse it could be quite mischievous. Not even I know what she could achieve."

Hearing all this Marcella steps into the conversation.
"Okay, let's assume you two dorks are not completely mad and what you're talking about, living ships and all that are real. What the HELL does that mean for us? Did you think about that? What would a living ship be like? Imagine it seeing, hearing and knowing everything we do! Like going to the toilet!"

Your ears perk up as you receive a message which you reluctantly relay to Marcella.
"She says she already does. Including what you do every night to-"
BONK

After being mercilessly beaten over the head by Marcella for just being the messenger you look at Dauntless who seemingly has no more questions to ask. After a bit more time she hesitantly agrees.
"Fine. I accept. I'll let your giant do his thing. Just make sure it's quick!"

"Okay Greki. Make it happen! Erm, how long will that take exactly?"

"One moment-"
Walking up to the ship Greki swipes his hand across the ships hull looking for something.
"Ah there. This board could use a little hammering."

"Hey! Watch the hands you giant oaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Oooooh that's the spot!"

All the giant did was tap the hull slightly with his hammer, which was the equivalent of scratching a particularly annoying and impossible to reach itch.
"Done."
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"What that's it?"

"I did work on her didn't I?"

You tap the ship itself and don't feel much of a difference. Maybe because of the innate presence of Dauntless herself or because the wood was practically made by Greki in the first place.
"Dauntless?"
No answer.
"Dauntless!"
You walk back to where you saw her before and she's gone now. Despite hearing her voice even now her silence worries you and you start running down to get back to the others when you trip over a length of rope.
"Eh? When did this get here? WHOOOOAAA!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY9g3Oq5FZw

You feel the rope coil around your leg and swinging you into the main mast before tying your whole body to it. Finally you hear a very cheerful giggle coming from the ship.
"Man this feels weird but it was so worth it just for that!"

"Dauntless?! You can do that now?"

"Oh I can do MUCH more than that now! Let's see, oh this feels nice! Let me just STRETCH!"
Suddenly you hear the boards of the ship creaking as they seem to lengthen on their own. The outer hull of the ship stretches a bit, almost like a humans chest when breathing before it too changes size. Pretty much everything but the sails or other objects unrelated to her start to shift until it all stops.
"Ah! Much better! I could even undo this if I wanted! But tell your stupid giant this is as far as I'm willing to go! No way I'm letting that mountain inside me! He'll have to stay in the rain at all times! He can pitch a tent if he wants to stay dry!"

"Thanks Daunty!"

"W-What are you smiling about idiot?! I just attacked you!"

"I'm just glad you're enjoying yourself! HEEEEY EVERYONE! GUESS WHAT! WE GOT A MAGIC SHIP NOW!"
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>>4725202
>No way I'm letting that mountain inside me!
Not with THAT attitude!
Not yet anyway
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And I think this is a good place to stop! San Faldo is now complete 100%
Next session we get back to the sea and have a little bit more light-hearted time than all this shebang with revolutions, government agents and the like
Have a good night!

I don't know when I'll run next but I'll probably make a new thread for that. I also might do a little comb-over in the sheets. Add the weapons and Greki. Maybe the Revolutionaries
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>>4725176
>"She says she already does. Including what you do every night to-"
To?
To her bat?
To Angel?
To Ann?
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>>4725216
Her own boobs to make the bigger
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>>4725211
Thanks for the run Spooks! Good stuff as always!
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>>4725211
Great run Spooky
>>4725218
But it doesn't work if you do it yourself! She must have gone to Angel or Ann and asked for their experienced aide in the subject.
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Meanwhile in sane land "You know, I heard. I knew that the Grand Line was supposed to be werid.... But what in the actual fuck?!"
At this point we're gonna have to get our own personal bibliographer to keep the insane facts separate from the insane rumors.

>>4725211
Thanks for the run spooks! Good shit my man.
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>>4725202
Does this mean she can pilot herself now? ~Or does she prefer us fondling her helm?~
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>>4725230
She kinda could before like Merry did that one time
She just has an easier time doing it

>>4725229
That was like the whole part of Sky Island/Mocktown and even Thriller Bark if you wanna stretch it that far. Magical shit exists and at the heart of every insane rumor there is something very real
Bellamy was both right and wrong there
Because Sky Island did in fact exist, but it had a very good reason for why it exists or even can exist
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>>4725211
Thanks for the run
>>4725218
Kek

Now a Mexican question for the anons, what are the power levels of silver crew ?
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>>4725245
From STRONK to FORMER-WEENIE
>Silver
>Hagetaka
>Gu
>Marcella
>Murray
>Raider
>Ann
>Will

Greki and newly awakened Dauntless are unproven
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>>4725255
>Murray is weaker than Marcella, Gu and Hagetaka.
>Marauder is stronger than Ann
This slander cannot stand
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>>4725265
Basically Silver and Angel stand head and shoulders above the rest (I give Silver 3 out of 5 against Angel, with him being more seriously injured in his wins than her) followed by Gu el Venom and Marcella (Gu un-Venom is below Murray) then we have Murray, though he does have a new weapon that tilts things in his favour against DF users. Marcella could totally kick his ass though she's too vicious for him.

>Marauder
Right, sorry. Also forgot she took on that one cheese pizza so I'd say she and Marauder are about equal depending on their moods.
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>>4725202
Yes!
We are one step closer to getting our precious dick splinters.
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>>4725275
I am a Murray fag so I feel need to defend my boy. The feat with the water Laguna is one of the best power feats in the crew, he is the first mate(they normally are just weaker than the captains), and the archor can deal with logias. Fairly sure he is supposed to be part of the silver crew version of the monster trio together with silver and Angel.
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>>4725318
I get that and inside large bodies of water I'd put Murray above everyone else but that's a special terrain advantage he needs time to take advantage of. Over all the others are more versatile than he is in a fight.
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>>4725408
>a special terrain advantage

>literally the entire world is islands and oceans
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>>4725433
Which he needs to be in, and our opponents are more often than not FAR from being in.
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>>4725460
>not just bringing the ocean with you
dumb
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>>4725593
The ocean won't be our bitch for a while yet.
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>>4725255
Gods no, just.... Just no.

>Silver
>2-4 is some mix of Murray, Hagetaka and Marcella but I don't know in which order.
>Gu
>Ann
>Marauder
>Will
>Lyda
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Important question: in the silver shift forms, do we keep the tricorn?
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>>4725912
>Lydia
>Last place
It's fair, but just imagine how broken her dad would be if she wasn't such a scaredy cat. Imagine if she figured out the exchange rate between blood and anything really, or as I think someone already said a long time ago throw gold worth a DF users bounty into the sea and swap them. She could be the strongest of the crew if she was a different kinda of maladjusted.
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>>4725970
>A gallon of blood costs 200 beri. Coincidentally so does a gallon of this cheap acid.
Maximum yikes.
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>>4725970
>>4725979
I can do you one better

What's the price of a bucket of air? Or seawater?
How much would you pay for a pound of flesh? What would an alchemist give for a pair of eyes?

I agree that Lyda could easily become a nightmarish murdermachine, but as she is now she's a timid little girl whose afraid of her own shadow with no combat training, experience or interest. Will at least has the crossbow, you know?
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You know what I been thinking?
Silver really ought to teach Lydia how to fight.
Or at least train her to be less fragile.
Yeah, I know her whole gimmick is being a frail, weakling with a very unique support power...but I feel everyone's lives would be better if she could hold her own in a fight or at least wasn’t such a soft target.
Maybe Silver and Lydia could help eachother out in that regard. Silver could train Lydia to be more sturdy while he takes it easy and actually allows his body to heal for once.
I'd also say training Will is important too, but givin that the impassable barrier that is Ann is in the way, we might as well go with the path of least resistance, help Lydia bulk up, then use her results to show Ann the Silver training method works and is totally something Will is better off learning.
Also, not gonna bullshit. Lydia's interactions with Silver are the best and I need more of them.
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>>4725981
Forgot to mention: The main issue is that she can't, iirc, change body/people things around without their consent... And I don't think most would let me dump them into the sea, or replace their blood with acid etc etc.

But switching the air they breathe for water, oh yea. That shouldn't need consent
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>>4725970
>gold worth a DF users bounty into the sea and swap them
It would end up in a law case so Haki would just block, and lydia needs the agreement of the people she is trading anyway.
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>>4725982
Missed you by seconds.... I agree! Especially with the interactions, she's so good and adorable and and cares and tries so very hard with Silver.

As for training, it doesn't need to be to train her up or make her fighty, its the simple truth that Silvers considers combat ability to be the price of freedom and safety, if she is scared and bulks up then she doesn't have to be as scared, and so can be more happy. Which is more better.

With Will, however, I have a cunning plan to get around Ann's "safety measures" and other such weirdness: instead of calling it a training, we call it playing a game!

A game that involves shooting and reloading that mammoth crossbow of his (which should be plenty sweat inducing), and a point system where if he hits whatever target we fly around with he can get ice cream, pastries, or decide the next meal or something like that. Incentives!
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>>4725983
>But switching the air they breathe for water, oh yea. That shouldn't need consent
Fairly sure that haki still would block this because is inside the body, don't exist in one piece a devil fruit ability that can just one hit kill everyone, if it can do that it means that is going to end up equal to law case, if your haki is inferior you can't make the switch.
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>>4725994
you're probably right, which makes things a lot more interesting then simple rocket tag.
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>>4725991
Hmm hmmm, very clever. Ann won't see it coming until Will is landing headshots from miles away!
I'm definitely of the mind that in general, between this island and the next, Silver should rest and keep himself entertained by finding ways to train up the crew.
You know, besides vigorous sparing and midnight knuckle sandwiches.
Lyda and Will are just the start!
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>>4725982
Silver and Lyda aren't gonna fuck, damn you. Stop trying to make them bond with each other. I can see right through you. I can SMELL your intentions. I'm totally not projecting you filthy waifufag.

Shipfu or Docfu there can be no other. Even if Marcella is also a cute self-conscious little lady.
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>>4726007
>spoiler
Marcella bros ... We are still going to fight until the end, r-right ?
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>>4726007
>Spoiler
Hmmm, no love for Angel or Spider?
I'm starting to see a trend here, Anon.
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>>4726074
>Spider
Made for BFC
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>>4726074
>>4726091

And here I thought we settled this question a few threads ago.
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>>4725959
Yes. Unless stated otherwise. Same as the other parts of his getup

>>4725970
>>4725981
>>4725982
>>4725983
>>4725987
>>4725991
The idea behind her trading is that it requires consent to switch parts of living beings. Emphasis on parts. She can still change the position of the whole thing but she can't take someones heart and replace it with a piece of lead to instantly kill her.
Same reason why Oda made that ruling with Laws fruit. Because the Ope Ope no Mi is horseshit and needs to be balanced. I honestly think he screwed the pooch on that one and he's now backpedaling hard. Which is understandable

>>4725991
You could just "corrupt" Ann first so she'd push her son into the arms of the big strong pirate herself

But we'll think of something. Similar with Lyda. They are meant to be the weaker members of the crew, yes. But we don't have a need for an Usopp to serve as the human factor because Usopp already exists.

>>4726091
>>4726074
Ah. So it begins. I knew this day would come but I'm not sure I'm ready for it. The day when the various -keks and -fags emerge.
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>>4726007
>>4726094
We are gonna fuck the ship, And knock it up. Fuck you inferiorfags
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>>4726007
>>4726020
>>4726074
>>4726094
They have already lost. Silver and Dauntless-chan are basically married at this point.
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>>4726103
Lydia is CUTE!
CUTE!!

I want to cuddle and hold hands with her!
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>>4726127
>They have already lost. Silver and Dauntless-chan are basically married at this point.
>>4725074
>you get no bonuses since your affection with her is 0
W-What spooky mean by this, dauntless bros ??

Now for the more important questions than shipping. we can see that will has some parallels with shanks(ginger child pirate, part of legendary crew and crew mates with a fishman) this means is going to inherit the human burden as well?
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>>4726103
Dauntless is CUTE!
CUTE!!

I want to fill my dick full of splinters with her!
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>>4726127
Go away Hancock, you haven't even been introduced yet
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>>4726074
They're alright but I think Ann and Murray are the perfect couple. And Hagetaka is clearly going to SS Will.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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Okay I think I figured out how I want to do this. I'll skip this week and start a new thread on the weekend.
Then since I'll have the ndxt week off I'll be able to write a bit more than usual.
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>>4728754
Looking forwards to it. I suppose in the mean time we will have spic power scaling and shipping to keep us busy.
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>>4729206
ship shipping
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>>4729206
P-Please! I beg of you! Anything but that! If you comply and don't unleash the power fagging I promise I won't bitch about the shitposts for the entirety of the next thread!

Oh and I might also upload an Easter themed Omake tomorrow. If I find a good idea or if I'll have the time to brute force one
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>>4729327
Shiphiping.
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>>4729491
Page 1 > Page 2
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>>4729633
I'm down for some ship hips
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>>4729491
Greki makes cursed chocolate bunnies, everyone from the Valentines omake get nam flashbacks because of Silver...
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>don't unleash the power fagging
Exist someone in that setting that can defeat pic related ? I am glad that goofy is the rival here, imagine a fight against this chad the DC would be 50 and modifiers -10, serious the guy can make the strongest creature his bitch. We are really luck that the strongest don't need to be the captain.
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In hindsight taking along the stooges from Silver Island and keeping the navy battleship from Enies Lobby might've helped with carrying around Greki.
>>4730611
I can't get over how honestly disappointing the actual attack was compared to the set-up for Asura.
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>>4730669
I still think that we could use some mooks on our ship, If only to back up our weaker officers and handle some basic ship duties.
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>>4730676
They could also get our devil fruit users out of the water as well.
As a side note I liked what Spooky did with the Jenkins brothers and what he did to make a Mook group rather than 5 different characters. If we need to characterize a group of mooks in the future I would pick a lieutenant from the group that speaks for them and go from there. It's also convenient when giving Devil Fruit promotions if we come across more.
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After arriving at an island off the beaten path Silver returned from his scouting. He turned back into human form and handed the piece of parchment back to his navigator.
"Yeap! This is it! Looks very similar from above!"

"Huh. I still don't get how people can do this. Aren't maps kinda useless on the Grand Line?"
Hook asked, turning the thing upside down and back several times over.

"That's not a nautical map lass, just a map of an island."
Greki stroked his beard.

"I get that but what's the point? How do these people ever return to the island where they buried their treasure?"

"They leave a little something in the chest itself that they can trace back. I'll tell you more about it later."

Meanwhile Ann is looking at the map uncomfortably.
"I still don't like how we took this from those poor souls. They looked harmless. All they wanted to do is challenge us to a little game. And then we sunk them."

"I did not like the way they looked! Especially their captain, that weirdo! He felt really punchable! Besides, we did play a game! A game of who beats the ever-loving snot out of the other first, and they lost!"

"Silver is right Sister."
Jaws nodded.
"Don't feel bad for those fools, pity them. Weaklings like that don't fight fairly. Instead they pick battles that they can win, after stacking the deck heavily in their own favor. If we accepted there is no doubt we'd be locked in an unfair contest, unable to simply leave due to our pride on the line. And in reality we showed them mercy. Someone else might've bumped into them that would've done the same but wouldn't have stopped in exchange for that reassure map."

"BAH! Who cares about that weaksauce? Come on! WE GOTTA LAND NOW!"

The Silver Pirates then dropped the anchor and rowed with their boats to shore, except Greki who simply trudged through the sea like a puddle. After securing their own stuff and scouting the surrounding area William turned to his captain in confusion.
"Why are you so excited? This seems like a very boring island."

"Simple, boy! This is Big Head Island! Says so on the map!"
Will doesn't seem to understand so Silver reaches into his pocket with a sigh.
"It is written! Right here! The Bibble!"

"That's called a Bible."

"Pretty sure you're wrong but that's okay. I'll teach you! This book was written by a guy called Jesus and it details his amazing adventures, and some stuff about his dad God."
Upon hearing this Ann became red as a tomato and hid her face in shame.
"And thanks to that we'll be able to find the secrets of eternal life here on this very island!"

"WOOOOOOOOW!"

"That's right! It is written here that Jesus died-"

"How could he write that book if he died?"

"SHUT UP HOOK! YOU JUST DON'T GET IT! Anyway after he died Jesus came back three days later! And that's why we celebrate Easter because that is rad as hell!"
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"But what does that have to do with this island?"

"Hmhmmmm! I'm glad you asked! Well let me ask you something! What is on Easter Island? Big! Heads! So what might be on Big Head Island? Hmmmmmmmmmm? That's right! The government doesn't want us to know about the secrets of eternal life!"

"Oh my gaaaaah!"

"That's right! Now come on Bullseye! We got the fountain of eternal life to find!"

"YEAAAAY!"

With Will riding his shoulder Silver stormed the island with the map in his hand, much to the chagrin of all his crewmates. After little searching they came to the ominous skull shaped cave that's meant to hide the treasure. Will was slightly concerned by all the bones found inside but Silver reassured him that just means they are on the right path and that something must be guarding the treasure. And he was right! For there was a mighty beast inside, half bunny, half platypus, all pain.

"Look Silver! Something shiny is behind it!"

"A'ight! That shiny is OURS! Okay you big carrot muncher! Time for you to turn into canned soup! SILVER PAAAAWNCH!"

Bap
The bunny growled at them.

"Erm Silver, you were supposed to hit him as hard as you can!"

Remaining frozen in place Silver stared at the beast with snot dripping from his nose before running as fast as he could. Because he did.
"OH GOOOOOD RUUUUUUUUN! EVERYOOOOONE I MESSED UP!"

As he legged it Will watched the gigantic lapin pursuing them with blood red eyes. The little kid fumbled around to try and slow the advancing monster somehow. He reached for his crossbow but as they were running a large fruit fell from a tree and he ended up hitting that instead of the rabbit, which turned out to be rather helpful as the arrow kept shooting forward and got caught in the beasts throat. Unable to breathe the giant monster choked to death, much to the relief of the pirates. After sighing and wiping the sweat off their brows they went back to the cave to get the shiny they coveted so much, which turned out to be a giant egg.

They took it back to camp to share it with everyone, but it was Wills right to crack it open and have the first taste. Turns out the "white" of the egg was made out of pure, sweet chocolate which surrounded a rich, creamy yolk. Everyone got a taste and they agreed that it tasted divine, even Gu liked it as they were eating raw egg which was rather dangerous actually.

"T-That was very sweet treasure you found Captain!"

"I agree with Lyda!"
Hagetaka nodded.
"Though I don't feel like this made us immortal. I don't feel anything different."

"LET'S FIND OUT!"

"SILVER NO!"

Everyone cried out as they tried to remove the barrel of Parley from Silvers mouth.
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>>4730925
>"I did not like the way they looked! Especially their captain, that weirdo! He felt really punchable! Besides, we did play a game! A game of who beats the ever-loving snot out of the other first, and they lost!"
Get fucked foxy, long ring island arc a shit.
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Pure divine retribution. Fucking foxy.
>"SILVER NO!"
Silver YES!
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>>4730934
>"LET'S FIND OUT!"
kek 10/10 spook
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>>4730965
Although I am kind of sad that we did skip one the most kino arcs in one piece
>Upon hearing this Ann became red as a tomato and hid her face in shame
Embarrassed Ann is too cute
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>>4730987
>Although I am kind of sad that we did skip one the most kino arcs in one piece
Eh? Which one?
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>>4730925
>"It is written! Right here! The Bibble!"
>"That's called a Bible."
You question the words of the mighty Silver?
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>>4731046
>Blacks are chimps
What did Oda mean by this?
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>>4731065
>Blacks have primal latent powers
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>>4731070
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>>4731073
But that man isn't Black.
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Take back what I said about conquer’s not mattering that much in the long run I guess.
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>>4736373
>Not putting all your savings in conqueror coins since the beginning.
Ngmi
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Okay frens! I think I'm ready to start rolling! We'll have a new thread tomorrow (Sunday). But we'll have a bit of a chill session now.
Hope to see you there!

>>4736373
It never stops being SO satisfying calling shit like that
>tfw speedreaders forgot Shanks damaged Moby Dick by glaring
>tfw brainlets never figured out what Kaido was doing even though it was SUPER obvious
Though this does put a fucking nail in the coffin of my plans somewhat
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>>4693532
This is the most beautiful fuck you to Luffy I have ever seen.
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>>4700189
Fuck yeah, Spider Tank is go!
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>>4736373
>mfw Luffy can punch a nigga in the soul.
What kinda KSBD bullshit is this?
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>>4716845
>Implying Silver won't agree to fuck up Impel Down with Luffy on principle and to get his stuff back.
>Implying he won't just rampage for the entire Marienford arc, freaking out big names with how literally batshit insane we are.
>Implying we won't hang out with Marco to get a solid for helping him save gramps.
>Implying Cavalier "Mother Fucking" Silver will enter those arcs and revolve around anyone.
You heathen.
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>>4718384
My face hurts and its hard to breath
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>>4718519
And his halfway form would be the equivalent of an Aracnarok.
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>>4718773
Will can set up a sniper nest or fort on his shoulders....a living walking treefort of Doooooom!
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>>4737837
H-Holy shit, anon. That looks dope as hell
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>>4737837
Getting some MAJOR Yakuza vibes from that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE3BgutJOvE
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>>4737846
that was the idea, looking forward to Mary becoming our Kuze.
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>>4737852
Would that make Luffy Majima then? Or who'd be Majima?
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>>4730934
This fucking guy
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>>4737859
I don't really think either silver or luffy are stoic enough to be Kiryu, both are much more like Majima being fun lovers screwing around for the hell of it until it's time to fuck shit up. though I think there is an argument to be made for Silver as Ryuji Goda from 2
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>>4737837
Aaaaaaaand saved
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>>4737868
Ryuji and silver are both
>Brutish fight autist
>Have some honour but not above fighting dirty
>obsessed with claiming a name/title
>Merciless to enemy's
>Fight hard play hard
>Leaders
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>>4737880
New thread everyone! I would've posted it earlier but 4chan decided to be a bitch and I had to dick around with the posting
Anyway get it while it's fresh!
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>>4737868
But you can't tell me Silver wouldn't sing 24 Hour Cinderella with all his heart and soul



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