Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the world had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas."You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it!"But not right now because it's time to drink! Shakky pours you another glass and you start sipping it slowly while Jaws simply stares at you in awe. This does not escape Shakkys attention but she doesn't care enough to mention it. The knowledge that she still has a few tricks over the youngsters is enough for her."Well? How is your first real drink?""It's awesome!""Really? I'm glad. Personally I detest the stuff but since I can only drink it on special occasions I grew fond of it. Too bad you can't easily get it anymore."Murray then clears his throat."That miraculously avoided travesty aside. Did you really mean that your husband just goes away for months at a time?! And you have no idea of when he'll be back?""Correct. He's like an old house cat that one. He leaves when he feels like it and comes back the same way. I prefer it like this to be frank. If he stayed around too much I think we would've murdered each other long ago. This way we can enjoy each others company without it getting old. But don't worry. I think he'll be back soon. He wouldn't want to miss this.""Miss what?""The turning tide."Shakky lights another cigarette as she begins explaining things to you."Normally there is one, maybe two promising candidates in every batch. This is the first since the start of the Great Pirate Era that over a dozen super rookies show up at the same time. That is bound to shake the waters quite a bit.""SSSSSIP. You mean that Supernova stuff right?""Correct. Hmmm well since you're in no hurry and you guys were the second to last to arrive I suppose a little help regarding the situation wouldn't hurt. Basically any rookie who manages to reach a bounty of 100.000.000 Belli is considered a Super Rookie, since for most it takes a lifetimes work to reach that level. Including the two of you there are 13 total, 11 of which have already arrived. The Straw Hat Pirates are the only ones who haven't shown up yet.""BLEH! Don't care! Skip!""As you wish. But what's interesting beside the unusually high number of super rookies is the fact that there are 3 crews with more than one in them. That includes you naturally, plus the previously mentioned Straw Hats and finally the Kid Pirates lead by Captain "Captain" Eustace Kid."
"Wait! His epitaph is Captain? PFFFFFFFFFAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"You begin laughing together with Jaws at the ridiculous name."I suggest you get that out of your system now. I wouldn't recommend laughing in his face, he has a habit of making an example out of those who laugh at him. Same with his second-in-command Killer the "Murdermachine". Most speculators actually think he's the biggest threat out of all of you simply because his bounty is the highest. Coincidentally they think Straw Hat is second in line and that you are only 3rd place.""You said most...""Yes I did my fishy friend. I don't share their opinion. Too many irregularities. Yes, Kid has the highest bounty but that's due to his violent and brutal tendencies. Crucify enough people and you will get noticed. But when you look closely at the bounty posters you start to see irregularities. Straw Hat Luffy doesn't have much under his belt yet he tied with you. That suggests he earned that bounty strictly through raw power which is much more worrying. And yours... yours barely has anything noteworthy in it. A long list of crimes but with nothing specific and nothing that would justify the price on your head. Sadly without knowing the full story I don't know which one of you would stand at the top, all I know for certain is that both of you are above Kids level. Still, don't make the mistake of underestimating him.""Hmmmm. Interesting. I wonder what kinda guy Captain Stupidname is?""Well I suggest you refrain from finding out for now. But you do you. The others are a mixed bag, people from various backgrounds. There is "The Surgeon of Death" Trafalgar Law, "Mad Monk" Urouge, "Red Flag" X Drake, "Magician" Basil Hawkins, Capone "Gang" Bege, "Roar of the Sea" Scratchman Apoo and finally "Big Eater" Jewelry Bonney.""Ooooh Bonney! I know her! She's a friend!""Yeah. And another name we're familiar with "Gang" Bege.""I have information on all super rookies, those two included. Normally I'd ask for a tidy sum for such an information. But I'm feeling generous now so I'll give you a freebie. Which one would you like to know more about?">Bonney>Bege>Tell me about one of the others!
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>BegeLets help out Hook and help her on her revenge quest. It is her dream after all.
>>4860003>>BonneyI like Bonney, she may be annoying, spoiled, loud, annoying and has a bad habit of nicking food off our plate but she did come through for Marcella and Hagetaka, That counts for a lot in my eyes. Bege on the other hand, no need to learn about him: We already know all there is to know and he's just a dead man walking. Good to see you again Spooks, hope you're doing good!
>>4860003>BegeBonney is for bulli, she's not my greatest concern at the moment.
>>4860003>BegeWell he is one of the Marcella main goals
Real talk will Silver be able to stop himself from going on a rampage for shits and giggles if he's there for Ace getting a haircut?
>>4860003Mmmm do we want to learn more about our friend Bonney, we could ask her if we run into her.If Angel run's into Mad Monk Urouge that could be an interesting interaction.But yeah I will got for asking about Bege but remember Jaw's warning to not start trouble here until we reach the new world, gloves are off though if they start something with us first.>Bege
This is an easy win for Bege>writing>>4860017I'm doing okay considering. The heat just arrived which is good for many things, but not me. I can't handle hot temperatures>>4860024We just don't know
"Ssssip. Well I wanna learn more about that Bege guy if you got anything!""Silver...""What? What did I do?""I know you! It's not what you did it's what you WILL do! Did you forget already that we SHOULDN'T cause a mess now?""No-no. I remember. I just wanna know more about this guy since it's important for Hook.""If you two boys are done arguing then I'd like to begin. Yes, I do have some knowledge on him. His bounty currently sits at 138.000.000 Belli and he came from the West Blue, though I suspect you know this already. Since then he's earned himself a lot of enemies with his tendencies.""138? Pfffft. That's easy peasy! I'll hold him down and Hook can just beat the crap out of him!""What did I JUST say?!""Boys, boys. Calm down. Like I said a lot of people hate him and would gladly see him dead for what he's done. Supposedly since an early childhood Bege enjoyed cutting off the head of small animals and watch them wriggle as they die. That hasn't changed much and he simply went on to bigger animals.""Big animals?""People. Orgnaizations. Originally he liked entering large groups, working his way up and eventually killing the boss. But after a while this stopped working since every person at sea knew not to trust him. So he changed his tactics. Now he's more direct, goes for the head of strong pirate crews, kills their captain and retreats to watch the crew dissolve without its leader.""And he does that for his sick kicks?"Jaws leans back in his chair."Yeah, you can't keep that up for long and expect people to ignore you.""Yes. There are talks that he not only has a public bounty but one in the criminal underground as well. Whoever captures him will become rich if he holds an auction for his head. People from all corners of the Grand Line will line up to get their hands on him before he dies.""Don't care."You smash your fist on the table."He hurt my friend. So I'll be the one who kicks his ass!"Shakky chuckles."Of course. But sadly it won't be such a simple matter I'm afraid. You see he's said to possess a rather interesting Devil Fruit which ensures he's never alone. If you fight him, prepare for massive resistance. Ah but it appears that story time is over."She then points at the door a split second before it opens up."Shakky I'm home-"
>>4860093Ow the edge.
A rather old but still lively guy steps in through the main door. But he doesn't even bother to look at his wife instead he tries to go and rummage through some stuff."Sorry can't really talk right now. Just came to get some liquor. Don't worry I'll be back soon. Gotta sell myself into slavery real quick!""No problem Rayleigh. Do what you will."Upon hearing that name Murrays face gets distorted as all hell and he's reeling away from the old man."D-Did she just said Rayleigh?!""Hmmm? What's wrong Jaws?"Suddenly this Rayleigh guy notices you."Ah, sorry I didn't realize you have patrons. Or perhaps are you looking for coating? Sorry I'm a bit-"Then he suddenly stops as he gets a good look at you and he gives you a glare that manages to make the hair on the back of your neck stand up. This guy... is dangerous."What are these two doing here?""They came for coating like you guessed."Shakky doesn't seem to be too concerned by this apparent monster in the room."Well they won't get any! And you WILL get out of this place this instant!""You mean to tell me you are free to play with the monkey boy but I can't entertain a guest?""I-uh-we talked about this!""No. You angrily stormed away for six months when I told you I will do it. Just grow up Rayleigh. And have fun!"Emasculated guy angrily storms out without as much as giving you a second glance and Shakky sighs, as calm as ever."You two okay?""N-No! I damn near shat my britches!""Me too and I don't even know why!""Really? You have a good poker-face. Care to tell him or should I?""N-No. I'll do it. But... Why the- You know what? I'm not even going to ask. Well if my guts are right and I'm sure they are, that was none other than "The Dark King" Silvers Rayleigh. Gold Rogers second in command!""Whew! Ahhhh! Now I get why he scared me! KEK!""Well in any case I don't think I should entertain the two of you any longer. Least my hubby gets mad at me. Don't worry, he barks a lot but he doesn't bite. Much. Oh and keep the bottle. You'll get more use out of it than I will. Plus, since you'll need a different coater here's the businesscard of one of the good ones.""Thanks Shakky!"She ruffles your hair and lets you go your merry way. As you leave the bar however Jaws collapses on the spot."Oh god. One of the pirate kings crewmembers wants us dead! We are doomed!""Don't be such a downer Jaws! We lived didn't we?"You then take a big swig of the bottle of rum Shakky gave you."I don't like that bottle. I think it's making you more insane...""I BEG YOUR PARDON! I am always insane! Anyway what should we do now? Find that coating guy?""Y-Yeah. That's the most important right now.""Okay!"
"So how do you know this guy Jaws?""Are you kidding me?! There are SO MANY books written about just this one guy alone! He was the SECOND most wanted person in the world at one point! He's a living, breathing LEGEND! YOU should know this!""Nah.""But how could he be THE Silvers Rayleigh? The entire crew of the pirate king was caught! They were all executed in private!""Sounds like nonsense. The Pirate Kings execution was public no?""God... you're right! W-Was that another lie?! Then does that mean that every member of the Roger Pirates are out there to this day?!"Seems like Murray has become a nervous wreck from that experience. Better calm him down before you go on with your business. He's the adult after all.>Oh look a barber! Let's get a haircut! Can't enter the New World looking like this!>Do you smell food? Let's grab a bite to eat>Want a sippy? It's liquid courage>Other?
>>4860133>I beg your pardon. I am always insane. Oh god he's learning.
>>4860151>>Want a sippy? It's liquid courageSharing is caring.
>>4860151>Want a sippy? It's liquid courage>Relax Murray. If he wanted to cut our heads off hed have done it already. I dont remember doing anything to make him mad though....LETS GO ASK IF WE BLEW UP SOMETHING HE LIKED!
>>4860151>Do you smell food? Let's grab a bite to eat>CONSUME
Ugh I'm trying to remember what was going on at Sabaody. I know Bonney and Bege were eating in the same restaurant at one point but I don't remember anything about a barber....eh fuck it.>>4860151>>Oh look a barber! Let's get a haircut! Can't enter the New World looking like this!
>>4860151>Do you smell food? Let's grab a bite to eatFood should calm him down and fill our bellies, also a chance we might run into someone.
>>4860151I am starting to think that silver has a secret trait that makes older man automatically dislike him >Oh look a barber! Let's get a haircut! Can't enter the New World looking like this!
>>4860161there was no barber scene in canonit's something I cooked up
>>Oh look a barber! Let's get a haircut! Can't enter the New World looking like this!
>>4860151>Oh look a barber! Let's get a haircut! Can't enter the New World looking like this!
Huh. Barber won?Okay>writing
>>4860191Would have though we would be a baldy with all the times we cracked our dome open and having our zombie staple our head back together.
>>4860193He eats the hair he looses so it grows back faster
>>4860197Okay now this is based.
>>4860165No, I'm pretty damn sure its because he knows about how we're connected to Eliza... And being on Roger's crew I doubt he has much love for her, or us by extension.
>>4860151Love you, spooks. Been missing these threads!
"Relax Jaws! If he wanted to hurt us he could've killed both of us back at the bar no problem! But it's weird. I don't remember doing anything to him to make him this angry. Maybe I blew up something he liked? LET'S ASK HIM!""No! NO! Nonono! No.""Okay. Want a sippy then? It's liquid courage?""No thanks. I think the last thing I need right now is for something to make me woozy. I might even throw up.""Okay. Then how about that barber over there? Some love and care? Besides we gotta look good for the New World!""Hmmmmm. Come to think of it we both could use a haircut. Your mane has been growing a bit. And I think I can see some brine in there. How often do you wash that thing?""Wash?""Ugh. Never mind. Let's go! Maybe that's exactly what I need."The two of you enter the place and you make yourself known with a loud "HELLO". The owner seems to be a rather tall and slim but well kept fellow. He has a pair of big round glasses which he adjusts before looking at you."Ah customers. Welcome. How can I help you?""We want haircuts!"He nods."Then please, take a seat.""Which one of us?""Both.""Erm. Where is the rest of your staff?""There is no staff. I run this establishment on my own. Now please, sit."You take two empty seats next to each other and the barber gets to work almost immediately. He notices the state of your hair and begins washing them both at the same time."It seems you've been neglecting your personal hygiene, your hair is a briny mess. You two are sailors?""Yeah! We're pirates!""I thought so."Similar to before he continues his work by drying and cutting your hairs at the same time. Not only is he ambidextrous but he's shockingly fast. He manages to do the entire half hour process in just five minutes with no hiccups or discomfort. At first you thought you'd be pissed that he didn't even bother to ask how you'd like your hair done but as it turns out he knew exactly what he was doing the entire time."WHEW! Nice!""How about a shave?""I don't have a beard.""And fishmen don't usually have much facial hair to begin with.""True. But if you want one in the future you might want to begin promoting its growth as early as possible. I assure you, this will only take a minute."He adjusts his glasses again."Hmmmmm. Okay!"The barber then applies some white foam on your face before grabbing a sizable blade, big enough to make Murray nervous. Indeed that thing was not a barbers knife, that was clearly a weapon meant for taking lives. But before the fishman could object the barber began his work and in the blink of an eye he was done."It's finished."You look up from your seat and try touching your face."It's like a babys bottom! Thanks!"
>>4860235And so begins The Beard Arc, may god have mercy on our souls.
>>4860235>>4860244>Silver with the power of B E A R Ddear god, this is too much power for one man
You make sure to pay the barber a generous sum of money for his services and tip him nicely for the excellent work."Thanks! That was really awesome!""'I only did my job.""I just have a little bit of a complaint. You should really put up a sign that you are an assassin! People might get the wrong idea and kill you when they see you doing something weird.""Yeah. I was about to blow your head off when I saw you using that thing.""So you two noticed?""We kinda dealt with assassins before."After paying you say goodbye to the nice man and leave to search for the coating specialist. Murray is already feeling much better as he's been refreshed by the barbers treatment. It doesn't take a whole lot of searching to find the guy Shakky pointed you to and unlike that Rayleigh douche you managed to make a deal with him. He's not some legendary artisan or anything like that but he seems experienced enough to get the job done reliably and in the end that's all that matters. With that business settled you decide to head back to the ship so you can get it prepped according to the masters instructions, which will mainly involve hauling stuff below deck. As you do however you accidentally bump into someone while chugging the last remainders of your rum.A rather robust man quickly turns around and leers at you for having the audacity of touching him."Oy. Watch where you walk midget!""Eh?""Don't "Eh" at me you little drunkard! You better start apologizing before I get mad!""Kid.""HUH?""This is not a pedestrian.""Oh... you're right."Jaws reaches for his anchor."Shit.""Well well well. "Cavaliere" Silver huh?"The tall guy leans over you and starts smirking."You know I thought you'd be bigger.""Ah yes. You. We meet again. Except this time, for the first time.""That's Eustass "Captain" Kid. The guy with a higher bounty than yours Silver.""Ahhhhh! The guy with the dumb name! YES!""And the future Pirate King! So you better bow down before me and get in my good graces shorty!">Ignore him and walk away>You? Pirate King? (Laugh at him!)>Sorry I make a point of not listening to men wearing lipstick>Other?
>>4860265>Sorry I make a point of not listening to men wearing lipstick
>>4860265>Ignore him and walk awayHonestly, I think this will anger him the most
>>4860265>>Sorry I make a point of not listening to men wearing lipstick
>>4860265>Ignore him and walk away
>>4860273I think your right. Shows we think he's not even worth insulting.
>>4860265>>You? Pirate King? (Laugh at him!)
>>4860265>Ignore him and walk awayAlmost like were trying to provoke him or something
>>4860265>Sorry I make a point of not listening to men wearing lipstickDiscord trannies seething rn
>>4860265>>Ignore him and walk away
>>4860289>Almost like were trying to provoke him or somethingIt's Kid.Pretty much anything we did or said in this situation woulda provoked him, methinks
>>4860265>Sorry I make a point of not listening to men wearing lipstick>go full turelim, right off the batLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>4860296I mean you're not wrong. But just ignoring his "tiny dog barking" schtic is near guaranteed to be seen as a challenge. Probably because it is.
It looks like ignoring him won by one. Sadly can't combine the two votes this time because talking to him =/= ignoring him>writingI'm also kinda surprised people picked this one to piss him off when he canonically crucifies people if they have the balls to laugh at his dream
>>4860317Why would we laugh at his dream? If he wants to be Roger he can go ahead and do that.We already have a name,
>>4860328Because Silver knows he's not gonna while Goofy is around
>>4860335So the enemy of our enemy is our friend?Still, I can't see Silver demeaning people for doing what they want, kick their teeth in if they get between him and what *he* wants sure but I just can't see him go "Pf, you want to chase your dream? How dumb, you're dumb". Quite the opposite, really.
>>4860341Maybe Silver cant take someone who looks like kid seriously
You look down at your empty bottle, shake it around a little and realize that there really is nothing left in there. With a sigh you toss it to the side and start walking past him. He does not like that, not one bit."Let's go Jaws.""Where do you think you're going?"Kid grabs you by the shoulder."To my ship.""And you think you can just walk away from me?!""Yup."Looking over your shoulder you see Kids sidekick trying to get a piece of Jaws with those weird wrist-blade things on his forearms, saying something dumb like how he's going to cut him to pieces while Murray is taunting him with his anchor and how Killer would have to go through that first. But at the same time you notice both first-mates holding their respective captains back so they don't do anything reckless."You're not going to attack me so why should I be afraid?""Heh."Kid lets go of your arm and Killer lets go of his. Murray then stops holding your shoulder and everyone starts chilling out a little."Finally! Someone with balls!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCg2fZHpIBQ"Huh?""13 Supernovas huh? What a bunch of bullshit! These people group us together while we are nothing alike. Out of all of them you're the first one who's not a complete waste of time! The others are all cowards, schemers and weaklings. They all tried to play tough and didn't budge an inch when I confronted them. But you? I actually see something in your eyes that I like! Something that almost made me consider attacking you here on the spot. And I thought that Trafalgar would be the most fun one.""Kek. If you want to go that badly then wait for the New World! We'll settle this there!""Yeah! I'll make you kneel or I'll destroy you! And I'll enjoy every moment of it!""You'll have to wait for that until Hell freezes over Spiky!"You exchange grins with Kid and wait for the other one to blink first. You did not expect these "Supernova" to be that big of a deal. But it looks like that the Red Line will serve as your starting line and once you all cross it all hell is going to break loose.And you personally can't wait!
And that's as long as I can run for todayHOWEVER. I prepared a little something. I'll drop it nowI'll try to run on Friday or Saturday again.Anyway, have a good night!
On Sabaody while the captain and the first-mate are busy finding someone who could coat their ships the girls decided to do a little shopping on the archipelago. Given the importance of the place as the halfway point of the Grand Line the place is bustling with activity and in accordance to that it has a great number of shops selling souvenirs, local delicacies, various bubble themed items and many, many more. But they are not here to window-shop oh no, even if the various bubble items on sale are enticing they are a big tourist trap as none of them function outside the island. Instead the girls are here for one thing only."Come on Miss Lyda! There are a lot of clothing stores here! I'm sure we can find you something nice!""Hell yeah! Let's get your stinky ass into something proper!""I-I-I don't want this!""Do not resist doctor. Most likely we all need to expand our wardrobe if the road ahead is as treacherous as the giant claims."Ann, Marcella and Hagetaka then proceed to drag the terrified little girl into one store after the other, partly to make her look more acceptable and partly to satisfy their own wicked desire to play dress-up with the meek girl. And the one to land the first blow was Ann."There! You have such delicate skin Miss Lyda! So we must do all in our power to protect it! This habit will make sure your silky skin is covered at all times!""Oh no you don't you sanctimonious bitch! Look at this! She looks almost as much of a frigid, cloistered holy-slut like you! Disgusting!"Marcella practically tears the stuff off of Lyda, only restraining herself so she wouldn't have to pay for it. Then she drags Lyda into a dressing booth and forcibly puts a new set of clothes on her."There we go! Nothing beats a good suit! Dressing sharply fills you with confidence! Makes you look elegant, yet dangerous! Refined but mysterious! Perfect for every occasion!""Oh so venerating the lord is disgusting but looking like a thug is supposed to be elegant now? I don't know what I expected from a cave-woman...""WANT TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE BITCH?""I just did.""I-I can't breathe!"Angel shook her head. It was time she took control of things and did this right as usual. She helped Lyda out of her straight-jacket like suit and brought her a different outfit. But Lydas pale skin turned cherry red when she saw what she was meant to put on."I-I-I-I-I-I can't wear this!""Ah, you don't know how. Allow me."
"NO!"Without caring about Lydas protest Hagetaka entered with her, stripped her down and after putting her in the outfit kicked her out for everyone to see. She tried to cover herself as much as possible but with only two thin arms and one leg she couldn't do much, especially since Hagetaka denied her the nearby curtains. When Ann and Marcella looked at the display both their noses erupted with jets of blood and they started shouting with unrestrained fury."WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!""WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"They screamed in unison."A BIKINI TOP AND BOOTY SHORTS? IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S WEARING TWO PIECES OF DENTAL FLOSS! DO YOU WANT HER TO LOOK LIKE A WHORE?! ARE YOUR COW TITS GODS WAY OF COMPENSATING FOR YOUR PEABRAIN?!""IT'S NOT COVERING ANYTHING! MISS LYDA WILL TURN INTO A GIANT TUMOR IN FIVE SECONDS IF SHE GETS EXPOSED TO THE SUN LIKE THAT!"Now it's Angels turn that the veins on her forehead start bulging."Are you mocking the outfit my people wear with pride and honor? It seems I did not properly comprehend the jealousy of those who lack the assets to wear something like that."She meant muscles naturally but nobody else understood that.So a full blown fight erupted between the three of them and Lyda was forced to hide among the clothing racks after she was reduced to a gibbering mess from the embarrassment. Her situation appeared hopeless until she spotted a pair of familiar faces walking in front of the store."Are you sure this is dye Gu?""Erm... yes Will. This is a food dye. Do you not see the wacky stripes it left in your cotton candy? And everyone knows stripes make things taste better.""I suppose you're right.""U-U-Um... guys?""Hmmmmm? Lyda? What are you doing here? And why are you hiding among the clothes?""H-HELP!"As she reached out to beg for help she accidentally slipped out, revealing her current predicament and earning a laugh from Will and another nose-bleed from Gu."Cough cough what the fuck?! I see what the problem is now. Okay. Will, you see that store over there that's selling pots? Go nuts.""Aye aye sir!"As Will quickly devoured his cotton candy in one go he went to cause as much chaos as possible while Gu started rummaging through the clothes."Okay. Put these on quickly, I'll cover you.""T-Thank you!"After a few moments Lyda stepped out no less flustered but a lot more relieved in a white sundress and a pair of sandals."I-I still feel so silly.""Don't. You look good. It's just missing something. There!"Gu put a wide hat on Lydas head."Perfect. Now let's get out of here quick before those three maniacs demolish the place.""Y-Yes!"
>>4860407Good run! Saboady is already getting interesting, and the bits where we just get to see the crew hang out is always nice.
>>4860416People are sleeping on Gu, he's one of the most based people on the ship.
>>4860432I've always really liked him, ever since he joined he's been one of my favorites. Nice to see him getting some love.
>>4860407Thanks for running Spooks! This is getting real good
>>4860407Thanks for the run!
>>4860407Thanks for the run>>4860413Kek nice piece. I see you took the omake suggestion from the last thread
>>4860432>>4860437Yepp Gu is a good man. Even taking the time to look after Will while the women play Barbiedoll Dr.Lyda edition. But that's almost to be expected, Spooks really does a splendid with characterization. Just look at Kid just now: Of course the two most violent, massmurdering "Get out of my way I have a dream" people hit it off, and he sets up what could either be mutual respect, rivalry or a fight to the death.Tho the poor guy should really do some research now that we've piqued his interest. Especially if, as Shakky implied, the World Government is suppressing news about us.
>>4860479Taking down the WG for not giving us credit for stomping their shit in, truly this is Silvers pirate way.
>>4860432All our boys are based.
we might need to ask rileigh why he wnats to fucking gook us because last time i checked we didn't seriously hurt any of hte crew but we DID steal all their food and leave a taunting note so that MAY explain it and we MAY need to go apologise if the harm done was serious, after all silver isn't a heartless boy, just a seriously metally scarred one
>>4861316I doubt it's something related to food, spook said that the food thief wouldn't cause any real damage, the straw hats could fish or just turn back to water seven to buy food again.>"I-uh-we talked about this!">"No. You angrily stormed away for six months when I told you I will do it. Just grow up Rayleigh. And have fun!"And this line of dialogue implies that already talked about this even before silver become famous
So uh...do we still have the golden den den mushi? is there anything stopping us from calling in ANOTHER buster call?
>>4861927morality and the ENTIRE ISLAND
>>4860450I made that one last week actually when I had some down-timeDidn't feel like posting it in a dying thread though>>4860479It isn't implied. That's a fact. Silvers wanted poster doesn't list any of his actual exploits only some vague crimes. Because half the shit he did is something the WG can NOT admit or they'd loose face>>4861466>And this line of dialogue implies that already talked about this even before silver become famousH-Heh yeah. TotallyAnd I totally did not forget the fucking timeline and made a mess of canon
>>4861952WHAT DID YOU DO SPOOKY
>>4861952What did you do!
>>4861952Oh dear. >Eliza D. Silver is looking for information about us>The World Gouverment is actively suppressed information about us.This is going to end, or start, with her assaulting some Marine/CP outpost to get her hands on the actual reports isn't it? Also: What did you do? Now we love you Spooks... But what did you do?
Spooks probably just forgot that the time from romance dawn to sabody isn't actually that long, meaning they had to have been watching silver when he was just an irrelevant guppy
>>4862726It's this, yeah and now I feel mad dumbBut not to worry. I think I managed to come up with a not too shitty solution
>>4863064I don't think anyone would mind if you just retconned/fixed it, but if you have a way to fit it in I'm down for it.
>>4863118But I would anon
>>4863137I respect it Spooky, I can get like that with some things too.
>>4863137Virgin chat: Nobody would know!Chad Spooky: I would
>>4863064>a not too shitty solutionAh yes, the time time fruit but not the shitty one that only lets you go forward or the probably existing shitty one that only lets you go back but the really cool one that lets you stay exactly where you are.Hmmm.
>>4863137I know that feel, spooky.But you know how you can bullshit your way through it?time travel arc
>>4863064>But not to worry. I think I managed to come up with a not too shitty solutionLet me guess the plot holes are the friends that we made along the away ?>>4863137>But I would anonPic
>>4861927Saving that for Sphinx
>>4863644or punk hazard after it's been evacuated because fuck that place
>>4863650Chances are we won't even be at punk hazard, hell, we might not even have to go on a timeskip training segment
>>4861927>>4863644I find extremely hard to believe that the government wouldn't just cut the connection with that den den mushi or ignore it.
>>4863665I hope not. Several years worth of storytelling and struggles in the New World rather then fading to black while the numbers go up?`Man that was a disappointment.
>>4863674Yea pretty sure they cut the connection with it. I have no idea why they would let us just call one whenever we want.>>4863665If I'm remembering right Spooky said we could either end up in a Yonko's crew, have a training arc, or doing our own thing. And while returning one session to just have a massive power boost would be cool, I want to see exactly what we get down to in those three years, rather than "They did stuff for three years."
>>4864438Its 2 years though...
>>4864443Two years, my bad.
>>4864438>>4864446I forgot to turn my trip off too, man it's just not my day.
So I'm thinking about running on Saturday next. Today is Guilty Gear day.See you guys tomorrow I guess>>4864438I pretty much got the "default" path worked out already. And no, I don't think there will be a 2 year time-skipNaturally I'll be open to whatever you can come up with but I think I came up with something sweet for Silver to do for that time
>>4864608Sounds good, I think doing our own thing for a bit would also be the most interesting out of the other options.Being apart of a Yonko's crew sounds neat, but I struggle to see a scenario where Silver doesn't choose death or imprisonment similar to Kid.Blackbeard could be cool, but it seems he might want to stay away from us due to Eliza, and Silver probably doesn't support him due to knowing Luffy will most likely be Pirate King.
>>4864608>guilty gear dayabsolutely based and gearpilled
>>4864691I'm praying to god that the powerline adapter I'm buying will work.
>>4864709kek, i pray for you, spooks
>>4860007>cursed boat made out of something called "gloomwood">doctor is a zombie>chef puts poison in all the food>Spider nun>Giant that makes cursed shit>Captain turns into a giant batBe real with me. Is this entire crew just Thriller Bark given a ship?
>>4865234No the entire crew is Thriller Bark but good.also you forgot>the Hookman...err woman
>>4865234>forgetting the most frightening thing of all>a child
>>4865234I imagine that's how people see it, yes. Just a big fucking horror show on the waves, wreaking havoc
After that little encounter with the Kid pirates you finally returned to your ship and greet Greki as you arrive."Hey Tiny! Are the repairs done?""Yes. Just need to do a few more touch-ups and she'll be in tip-top shape. Have you managed to find a coating specialist?""That's right."Jaws nods."However we'll need to move things below deck before he gets to work. He should be here in about an hour. Anyway Greki, everything alright? Nothing out of the ordinary?""No. Why do you ask?""Hmmmm. Well that's not surprising considering you're a giant. Even an old one would be dangerous. Guess only I have to worry about them. And speak of the devil..."Murray turns around and looks at a group of people steadily approaching your ship. They don't appear to be friendly and are heavily armed."Here they come.""Oooh bounty hunters!""Not exactly. These are slave-traders. They've been following us for a while now.""Really?! I did not notice them.""Probably because they bore hostile intentions towards me specifically. And now that we brought them here they decided to show themselves. Likely they wanted to get their hands on our crew. Seeing Greki was enough on its own to draw them out.""Hmmmmm. So what should we do? You said I shouldn't get into trouble.""Against other pirates. These are not pirates. And even if we wanted to settle this peacefully, we are pirates. We have no rights to speak of. So technically these guys can do whatever they want to us. Our only option is to defend ourselves.""Ohhohoho! I see! Well then. Let's get to work!"You draw your sword and Murray raises his anchor while Greki stays back and protects the ship. The slave-traders don't slow down. In fact they appear to be quite excited for what is about to happen. But while they discuss how they'll spend the money they'll get for Murray and Greki they make the fatal mistake of assuming you are just some kid. They learn the hard way that neither you nor your friends are easy prey as you demolish them. As they get their heads shoved into the ground they realize that a 300.000.000 Belli bounty is no joke. By the end most of them are beaten unconscious and only a single one of them remains awake."Strange. I was always told how these people are dangerous, how they can even overpower and capture fishmen. I can't quite decide if it's because in reality they are weak or because I became this strong.""What kind of a question is that Jaws? Isn't it obvious?"You speak as you walk up to the last man standing."It's both! Relatively speaking.""P-Please! Don't hurt me! W-We made a mistake attacking you! Please I apologize! L-Listen! Just let me go! I swear I'll go clean! I'll never do something like this again! I beg you! I have a wife and kids to feed! That's the only reason I'm here! You got to let me go!">God you're annoying (Kill him and the rest)>Psh. Coward. (Let them go)>Your call Jaws!>Other?
>>4866218>Your call Jaws!
>>4866218>>Your call Jaws!
>>4866218>>God you're annoying (Kill him and the rest)Slavers die, I can see why giving Jaws the option but this is Silver we're talking about. Not killing them would be kind of ridiculous
Silver shall restrain himself for now>writing
>>4866218>God you're annoying (Kill him and the rest)
>>4866232Disagree. All the options can be justified to be in character.
"PLEA-"As the man keeps screeching you shove the barrel of your gun into his mouth."You're too loud. Hey Jaws! They wanted you right? What do you want to do with him?"Murray looks at the man with fierce eyes and walks up to him. Once the slave-trader realizes what's happening he pulls your gun free and starts begging even harder."Don't feed me to that thing! I'll do anything! Y-You want money? Pirates like money right?""I'm not an animal you know.""H-Huh?""I don't have the brains of a fish and don't carry any disease. I have feelings like everyone else. Despite my looks in my chest beats a mans heart. Do you understand?"The man looks like he doesn't understand. No, it looks like he does he just doesn't believe a word of it. He starts nervously muttering to play along."O-Of course you do! S-So you'll let me go right?""What gave you that idea?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qI2zlab2vIMurray steps on the mans chest, forcing him on the ground and raises his anchor over his head."And just like every man I am quite vengeful.""NO! PLEASE! MY WIFE! MY SON!""You should've thought of them sooner."The chain is let loose and the heavy piece of metal falls down crushing the mans head and painting the grass around him red. Satisfied with his choice you go around and help him deal with the rest before disposing of their bodies by dumping them into the sea."It's done.""Yeap! But what was all that about? Did he really believe you are an animal? Is he stupid or something?""No. They just don't know any better. The people of Sabaody despise us fishmen. They look down at us like we are little more than animals. The rest of the world isn't much better but our proximity makes them hate us even more. I bet if my wanted poster wasn't in the newspapers they would've thrown garbage at me the moment they saw me. Being feared is definitely better than being hated..."Murray then looks up at the amusement park which is visible even from here."You know. Every little guppis dream is to one day come up to Sabaody and ride the ferris wheel. There's something about the light of the park which attracts us. Every little kid risks their well being by swimming up to the surface and just look at them, yearning.""Do you want to go there?""No. I grew out of that. It only makes me sick now."Snapping out of his trance Jaws notices that you are giving him a concerned look and he pats you on the head."But don't worry! I know better now. I don't hate humans. I hate people. And just as there are bad fish and mermen there are plenty of good humans as well."
Once you're done with cleaning you proceed with the preparations for the coating specialist. After everything unnecessary is carried down you swipe your brows of sweat and sit down."Anyway I think that should be about it. The coater should be here in a few minutes. Once he's done we'll be ready to set sail. I suggest we do so as soon as possible. Greki and I might attract more unwanted attention.""Hmmmm. Yeah sure. The others might want to stay a little though.""I told them not to get carried away. Besides, anything they could get here they can find in spades down where we're going. That should be good enough."As you sit there you hear faint screams coming from one of the other islands of the archipelago and see one or two smaller explosions. It sounds like despite the "taboo" the big-shots are still going at each others throats, most likely in a similar manner to how Kid tried to pick a fight with you. That's the problem with too many big boys gathering in one place. They start sizing up the competition and want to establish a pecking order."Okay! Looks like there is some fun to be had!"You jump back up and start stretching your legs."In that case I'll go and have some fun too. Give me a call.""Alright Silver. Just remember, we are close to Marine HQ. We need to lay low. And f you see a Celestial Dragon by any chance go the other direction! I'm not kidding here!""Alright alright."After leaving the ship and your two friends behind you decide to take a stroll through town a bit. Along the way you notice more than one "Human Shops" or slave auction houses. Deciding that your piss was starting to boil you took a leak next to someones home and overheard several people shouting on the streets."This is terrible! What happened? What is all that smoke?""The Human Shop two blocks down! It got demolished! There's blood everywhere!""WHAT?!""W-We need to get help! So many injured!"Whistling without a care in the world you button up your trouser and adjust your pants. With your sharp ears you pick up a few potentially fun things to do while continuing your walk. There appears to be a rather large commotion near one of the newspaper stands and the other thing is a magician who set up shop in the street, the sign on his tent says he'll read your future for a measly 1000 Belli.>What news would be that interesting?>Magic show yeay!>Just continue your stroll>Other?
>>4866287>Magic show yeay!
>>4866287>What news would be that interesting?
>>4866287>>Magic show yeay!>areyouawizard.jpg
>>4866287>>What news would be that interesting?
With the actual tie i assume the news is about the government magic show where they make ace head disappear
Rolled 1 (1d2)Well I'm gonna have to roll a die on this one1=news2=magic>writing
You're curious about the commotion going on, especially when you spot a familiar hairdo in the crowd. Overcome by excitement you start running up to the person for a little catching up. While skipping over to them you overhear them talking to themselves in disbelief."Those... idiots! What are they thinking? They know what's going to happen! So why? Well at least that explains the lack of marines here-""BONNEY!"You jump and wrap your arms around the lady-pirates shoulders but she quickly grabs your hand and tosses you to the ground before stomping on your neck."Want to die you bastard?!""Hi!""Oh. It's just you. What the hell is wrong with you?!""I just wanted to say hi.""Ugh fine, I'll let you go. Seriously I could've killed you dipshit! What made you think that was a good idea!""But you didn't! Anyway I spotted you in the crowd. What's all that about anyway? Something exciting happened?""If you could call the end of the world exciting then yeah! I guess it is! War is going to happen and it won't be a pretty one. These guys! Do you know what the stupid marines did? They just released an official statement! Portgas D. Ace one of Whitebeards commanders will be publicly executed! Do you know what that means?!""Oh. I know the Whitebeards! Erm, I guess war?""Yeah. It's one of the rules of the sea! If you see one of Whitebeards men you leave them alone! If you kill one of them you incur Whitebeards wrath! And he's the strongest person alive! The government just made a big enemy! Damn those bastards!""Why so angry? It's not like you're involved.""IDIOT! We're ALL involved! Don't you get it?! This thing will be huge. If Whitebeard goes to war that's EVERYONES problem! The whole WORLD will feel it! It doesn't matter that we're not involved! And whoever wins, we'll loose. Oh yeah and speaking of dumb shit done by idiots! What were YOU thinking?! Did you really attack Enies Lobby?""Kekeke! Sure did! Messed it up good!""WHY YOU- wait. Messed it up? But the papers, no of course not. They probably tailored it. STILL! You are crazier than I thought!""THANKS!""That was NOT a compliment you fool! Only a moron would risk their necks like that! Anyway, now I'm curious. You said you messed the place up. How far did you go? I guess you broke down a few buildings with that new bounty of yours.""I don't know. I assume not much is left after a Buster Call.""Yeah right. A Buster Call. Do you think I'm stupid as you are?""I got the snail to prove it.""EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!""It makes a funny clicking sound when I press this button too! Sadly it doesn't do the call anymore. I think the weenie marines turned it off. Too bad. That way I could ask them out for a fight whenever I pleased."
>>4866409>it makes a funny clicking sound when i press this button too!
>>4866409>It makes a funny clicking sound when I press this button too!Oh god he was annoying everyone by constantly clicking it around them wasn't he?
>>4866417Yes. First he did it to make everyone around him panic, then once they realized it doesn't work he just used it to annoy them
>>4866419What did he name the snail?Goldie?
>>4866409Pic very much related
>>4866409>We just carry the fucking snail around.My god, we can make so many people shit themselves.>>4866420>>4866417>>4866421Yes.
>>4866421Decided to finally finish the work, for anyone interested
>>4866409Well that was a good laugh and...>We have the snail on us. Because funnyHoly hell in a handbasket, I mean yea I can see it but god damn that's a panicked stampede waiting to happen... The little shit would probably laugh his ass off to that too
>>4866446....we need to pull it out when Luffy does his thing, and threaten everyone with it.
>>4866451... I believe we do. Yes, yes indeed.
After Bonney does a face fault you let out a little chuckle and pocket the golden snail before anyone sees it because that might cause some problems. Meanwhile Bonney is just trying to shake herself free of this nightmare."Calm down Bonney, calm down! You know what? I take everything back. You are not crazy kid. You are actually insane! And once I get to the New World you BETTER stay the hell away from me! I don't want to be anywhere near you when the government or whoever else you piss off comes after you! Ffffuck! Now I need to calm down. Boys! Where's the nearest restaurant?! I need to EAT! And tell that coater to hurry up! I want to leave this bastard behind as soon as possible! I don't even want to be on the same ISLAND as him!""B-But friend?""No!"Bonney then angrily storms away in search for food. Understandable after you probably made her shed several pounds and a few years off her lifespan. You decide to continue on your merry way and pass by several stores that all had an unfortunate case of rapid demolishment. At the very least the local coffin makers won't go out of business anytime soon. But as you continue your relaxing little walk you come across another peculiar sight. A person who looks kinda like the devil is begging for help on the street and he's tugging at something on his neck. You've seen that before. An explosive collar. If he tampers with it too much it will-BOOOOOMDo that. The guy mutters something about wanting to go home and collapses with his blood gushing out and several teeth missing. Poor guy. But now that the collar went off and he's still alive he should be scott free. Naturally nobody is helping him because he's a slave. Naturally they would all be outraged if it was them in his place. You decide to walk up to him to get a closer look."Hey, you okay?"He seems unconscious and badly hurt. But if he gets help he might survive."Okay, let's see. Hey! Anyone knows where's the nearest doctor? OY!"You look around and see people kneeling down quickly and focusing intently on the ground. It's pretty clear to see what they are trying to avoid as they give them quite a wide berth. Two people followed by a large man in chains and several bodyguards.
>>4866409Imagine being the marine who oversees communications, and seeing the silver den den buzzing for an entire day, and it being called on one fucking pirate ship
>>4866463...wait Silver was broadcasting his location constantly and they turned it off instead of just tracking him? Those idiots.
>>4866468If a bear sends you a formal invitation would you show up at his door slathered in honey?
>>4866468More like they realized it was Silver's ship, and the Shichibukai they sent towards them came back different
>>4866468you YOU like to be the guy put in charge of chasing him down?No?That's probably why.
>>4866474No but i would like to know where that bear is at all times.>>4866477>>4866478So send an admiral
>>4866477>we sent boa hancock after him and she came back walking with a limp>WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO TO HER>we don't know, she won't talk about it>THAT BASTARD! I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM!
>>4866483"Yes, sir mister Admiral sir. I know you're proper busy and all being just one of three Admirals and all but could you pop off and kill this one rookie pirate whose giving us something of a headache?"
>>4866488>Ask Borsalino he forgets>Ask Kuzan he doesn't care>Ask Sakazuki he murders you for being an incompetent fuck who thinks an admiral should be sent after a rookie from Paradise
>>4866490>Tell Sengoku and he cries into his paperwork
>>4866488>>4866490Ok fair but still knowing where ever he is would still be better than not knowing.
These must be the Celestial Dragons you heard so much about, they have to be. So these are the people in charge of the world? Or at least they are on the top, they are the untouchable elite."Let's see what you're made of-"You mutter to yourself and give them a menacing glare. The birds around the place immediately leave in a panicked flight, sensing the obvious danger. But the two you were aiming at? Nothing. They register nothing. It feels surreal. Suddenly you understand. You could be standing right in front of them, sword drawn and touching their necks and these two wouldn't feel an iota of danger. These two would believe wholeheartedly that they are superior to you right up until the moment you murder them, maybe even beyond that just because they have no natural enemies. Nothing threatens them.And these weaklings are the ones above everyone else.The very idea makes you sick to your stomach.It's very obvious what you got to do.You take a few steps away from the guy bleeding on the ground and kneel down. You watch from the corner of your eyes as the dog of the nobles goes and pees on the guy not much before the woman starts kicking and belittling the guy for "being weak" and "breaking too easily". She also says that she wants her next slave to be a giant or a fishman because those are stronger. You feel the veins on your hand bulge out you are clenching them so hard. Your entire body is practically twitching but you suppress yourself. They eventually leave and a bunch of marines come in to take the exploded guy away on a stretcher, likely straight to prison you'd imagine. Or the gallows.You stand up and straighten your back. You held back your urge so far because you wanted to follow those two to wherever they are going. They'll lead you to the rest of their pack. But looking at the guy being carried away you do start thinking.>Save him from the marines>Leave him and focus on the dragons>Other?
>>4866507I mean, what are you going to go? Evacuate every island he goes to?The best thing you can do besides killing him, which would take an admiral, is to just leave him alone.
>>4866462>After Bonney does a face faultWhat?
>>4866512>>Leave him and focus on the dragons
>>4866512>Save him from the marines>Just remember the the sound of those nobles before we go, so we can search them, out laterThe dragons aren't going anywhere, but this guy might be a neat new crewmember.
>>4866512>Save him from the marines
>>4866512>Save him from the marines>>4866513>I mean, what are you going to go? Evacuate every island he goes to?Or redirect any navy affiliated vessels away since he loves attacking them and crippling their top guys.
>>4866520I'm thinking he's gotta be pretty damn strong if he survived a collar bomb, and he's got something unique going on if he looks like a devil.Plus, well...It doesn't hurt to save people who can't save themselves.
>>4866512>Leave him and focus on the dragonsIs this how we go to pillage Marie Geoise?
>>4866520Yea, you're right. If we're quick about it we can follow the dragons as a bat.
>>4866537And we will, if my vote counts for something. But not now, no. Patience! We wait until the rest of the world is busy with Ace before we to Tiger Fishing.
>>4866512>Leave him and focus on the dragons
Saving him seems to have won. Now you may regret this. But let's see if you do3d10+4 best of 3, dc 18, crit 25>writing>>4866515It's the official term for when a character hears something so stupid it makes them fall uncoscious and hit the ground face first
Rolled 2, 4, 3 + 4 = 13 (3d10 + 4)>>4866600Dice! Dice! Dice!
Rolled 5, 4, 2 + 4 = 15 (3d10 + 4)>>4866600ded
Rolled 10, 9, 5 + 4 = 28 (3d10 + 4)>>4866600
>>4866606Yo holy shit! You just dodged a bullet!
>>4866606Oh boy that was a close one time to kill some marines and save a Slave!
>>4866606What is with this quest and these last second saves
>>4866606Jesus>>4866600Never heard of that term.
Rolled 5, 7, 3 + 4 = 19 (3d10 + 4)>>4866600
>>4866606I kneel, anon-Sama
>>4866607>>4866610>>4866615>>4866617>>4866623The dice gods looked kindly on my roll today
>>4866606Silver looked upon their terrible works, and he said "No."
The dragons are important. But you don't feel like leaving that guy behind even though he's probably a big weenie. Besides finding the dragons won't be too much of a problem. The entire island is bustling with activity and only the place where they are is completely silent. So you follow the two marines with the stretcher down some seedy alleyways in bat form. But along the way you notice that they aren't as isolated as you'd like. There is someone watching, observing from the rooftops. That won't do. So you'll have to be quick about this. Flying ahead you cut the marines off by standing at the end of the alley where they would leave."Oy! Why did you stop?""Someone's in our way. Hey you! This is official marine business. We're escorting a highly dangerous criminal. Please step aside immediately!"You don't answer and slowly start walking towards them with hands raised about halfway. As you approach the two marines you begin dragging your nails along the walls and leaving big scratch marks in them. When you get close enough the marine on the front finally makes out your face and begins to panic."T-This is bad! Quick! Call the egghead! This is-"But his voice gets cut off when a heartbeat like pulse spreads around the place. It's not big or powerful but it's perfectly enough to knock these two weaklings out. You're still not sure how it's happening but you're starting to grasp the basics of it. As the two of them fall to the ground with frothing mouths you quickly get the injured guy and use your Shakushi to quickly get the hell out of there because the one observing things surely will notice these two missing. After that it's only a matter of threatening a few locals hard enough to point you in the direction of the closest doctor. Before kicking down his door you make sure to rip off any remaining bits of the guys slave collar."You're a doctor?""Hmmmmm? Yes I am. What seems to be the problem? Oh dear. What happened?""Don't know. Found him near one of the burned down Human Shops.""Finally a survivor! Quick bring him in. Maybe he can tell us what happened.""Yeah don't count on it.""Hmmmm? What's that?""I asked how much will it cost to heal him?"
After throwing some money at the doctor you quickly excuse yourself with some nonsense and ditch the two of them but not before telling the doctor to give the former slave your name. You make a mad dash towards where you saw the Celestial Dragons and quickly pick up their trail. Pursuing them proves to be trivial in bat form and as you keep flying above them you start to figure out where they are headed. Another slave auction house, perhaps the biggest one you came across yet. Looks like they are interested in some window shopping. Picking up the pace you fly ahead and make your way to the front door where a BUNCH of guards are standing. One pompous guy gets in your way and gives you a condescending look."Hey hey hey buddy! Where do you think you're going?""I'm not a kid, let me through.""Course you aren't you're Cavaliere Silver the pirate! Everyone worth something knows who you are and more importantly what you are! And what you are is trouble."Ignoring him for a second you look up."That's an interesting sign you have there. Isn't slavery against the law?""Yeeeeaaaah. That's what we thought too but no matter how many times we tried telling the World Government it looked like they didn't hear a word we said. Weird huh? Now listen here, this place is protected by the law. So you try anything and you'll be swarmed by Marines faster than you can say "Sorry". Got that?"You look at this goofball and get irritated by him rather quick. However given the amount of guards around and the amount of voices inside this must be the biggest slave auction house on the archipelago.>I came to buy (flaunt your wealth)>Stare him down until he backs off>Use the universal entry-key (Violence)>Other?
>>4866696>Stare him down until he backs off
>>4866696We should dig our finger into the side of the building and write "move" for him.
>>4866696>Stare him down with a manic grin>Simple tell him to "Move.">If he doesn't move, he gets what's coming to him
>>4866696>>Stare him down until he backs offThis is going to end in a massacre, rather then just a few casualties.Well, good news for everyone else involved: Neither Hook or Angel is with us to block the exits. >>4866678Also, I gotta say it: That alley was a damn good scene. Really liked it.
>>4866696>>Stare him down until he backs offoh dis gon' be guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud
>>4866696>I came to buy (flaunt your wealth)
>>4866696>>Stare him down until he backs offstare not into the abyss lest ye find it starring back and beating off to the idea of your painful demise
>>4866696>>Stare him down until he backs off
Staring winsAnd this chump won't even need a roll. Not when Silver is in the zone>writing
"Move.""Huh? Did you not hear a word I said? Get lost before we call the Marines!""I said Move."On your second command he does technically move just not out of your way. As he sees the glint in your eyes he falls backwards and onto his ass, leaving the front door practically unguarded save for the armed knights. But as they start raising their arms to stop you the guy stops them."L-Let him through!"As you pass you hear the others help him get back up and ask him if he's sure about that but he doesn't have the strength left to answer them.Upon entering you are greeted by a rather strange sight. There is a rather large stage down a flight of stairs and around it are a bunch of seats for the "guests". You are not much of a fan of theater but even that'd be better than this. There are relatively few people here for the time being but likely it'll get filled soon. What's strange is that there are some familiar faces in the crowd. Off to the side is none other than Captain Kid himself, leaning against a wall and smiling at you."Yo Cavaliere. Didn't think I'd see you here. Came to refresh your crew or just for the spectacle? Whatever it is you're not the only one. Look, that down there is Trafalgar Law and his crew. He also came to check things out. Heh. Funny isn't it? Celestial Dragons... Slaves... Human Shops. If that's what being righteous means then that makes us "villains" seem much more honorable. Don't you agree? This is what happens when scum rule the world."While he's saying some interesting things you couldn't give less of a shit right now and you simply stroll down to a row of seats. You find one in the middle that overlooks the whole place, unfortunately it's taken. Unfortunate for them that is. You grab the guy by the collar and lift him out of there. Naturally he starts making a scene but after one stern look he does shut up. In fact he passes out from the stress. Both Kid and Trafalgar watched this with great interest, the latter of which even comments on it to his subordinates."What an intense guy not at all how I imagined Cavaliere-ya."
oh shitsilver's gonna go postal isn't he
>>4866822Oh dear. Silver is mad. Very, very, mad. >>4866832On a scale from 1-10? Yes.
>>4866832I think this captures the energy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda5Z_8UT_4
>>4866822oh, oh this is gonna be good
>>4866822Well, here's the moment. Strawhats should be showing up soon.Only question now is will they still cause the incident, or are they going to arrive to a shit show?
>>4866844they're gonna arrive to Silver going into bathulk mode and slaughtering slavers and slaveowners
The seats slowly get filled until there are no free spots left except maybe on the stairs and in the entire row you're sitting in, which people strangely seem to avoid for some reason. But just as you started thinking about maybe coming to the wrong place the Celestial Dragons also show up and they naturally get escorted to a special VIP spot. With these "honor guests" arrived the show can begin. A rather pompous looking man comes up and starts a little show where he presents each piece of "merchandise" as if he's trying to sell a broom or some other household object to a bunch of people. But while he's doing his bit Kid sneaks up behind you and hands you a piece of paper."Check it out. The standard prices for different races. Some of them even vary based on age or gender. Naturally every person gets a different tag based on how valuable they are perceived. But this is the base. Funny isn't it? Just look at them. They all came for the show. One or two of them might pick up a nice "souvenir" or "gift" to take home but mostly they are here to enjoy the display. This is what these people do on the weekends."You take one look at the paper and crumple it up before tossing it away."So if this is a show... they'll stay till the end right?""Most likely.""Good."All gathered here. The entire rest of the scum in one place. And they won't leave until the show's over. Perfect. Now you just got to find a way to occupy yourself until then.>Participate and outbid everyone>Anyone who raises their hand gets a silent bullet>Just sit back and wait. Savor it until the very end>Other?
>>4866847Silver gonna go full rip and tear mode hopefully, it gonna be fun
>>4866844I'll answer your question with one of my own: How long do you think Silver, the current Silver, is going to remain calm and collected while the auctioneer parade slave after slave infront of him?Hell, I'll give you this one: How long until Argent and Parley pop out of their scabbards on their own even if he keeps himself in line?
>>4866852>Anyone who raises their hand gets a silent bullet
>>4866852>Anyone who raises their hand gets a silent bulletPicking them off one by one, until they realize they're all dead sounds terrifying. For them.Also I like this buddy rival relationship with Kid we got going on.
>>4866852>>Participate and outbid everyoneWe have the power here we make the callsAnyone who thinks they can pay more than we can is just a bank we need to make a withdrawal from
>>4866852>Anyone who raises their hand gets a silent bullet>>4866859So do I, I think the two of them can play off each other really well.
>>4866852What's meant by silent bullet? Killing them right now, or just making a note of to kill them later? Because I think someone would notice if half the audience stopped bidding.Def don't bid on stuff, that's just fuelling the trade.>Just sit back and wait. Savor it until the very end
If we do go for the assassination route I suggest sound based attacks using Silver's teeth grinding together in rage
>>4866852find a way to block the exits
>>4866866>>4866859Is it even a rivalry if they aren't fighting over the same thing?
>>4866852>>Anyone who raises their hand gets a silent bulletAlso at the end when the real show begins how about a counter offer and we pull out the golden snail for everyone to see to drive the threat home, even if the threat from the snail is a bluff.
>>4866868Killing them as the bidding is going on was my idea but I can be swayedAnd who said anything about actually paying? I only said bidding
>>4866872I would also consider Luffy our rival, despite him wanting to be Pirate King. We don't want to be Pirate King, but we just want to be better, surpass, them whether that's through combat or whoever has the higher bounty, we still want to beat them.
>>4866873Oooooh, YES YES YES!>>4866879I suppose
>>4866868We fuck with sound. And we used a weird neat silent bullet thing on Cooper, its what killed him iirc. I like the idea of Silver picking them off tho, shows that he can plan and execute them rather then just being a monstrous brute and works off the horror atmosphere that was setup in the alleyway.>>4866872Sure, why not? It's still about bragging rights, dickwavery and general badassness. It's not that we have an end goal in mind, just a journey we enjoy immensely.
>>4866873Why? We can absolutely just kill anyone in the room that isn't Luffy, Law, Kid, Zoro or Rayleigh anyway, and the buster-call isn't a threat because an admiral is gonna come anyway, and the Dragons won't give a single shit.
>>4866885Oh, and forgot: I also wanna see Kid's reaction to us being "serious" and further establish that relationship. Which this is an excellent opportunity for!
>>4866885I like the idea of picking them off one by one, until they realize half the room is dead, that sounds terrifying for them. Maybe then we could pull out the snail, but I feel like we should keep the snail for a really big surprise, rather than playing our hand here.
>>4866885>>4866892Tossing the snail on stage should be our big "bid"
>>4866852>>Other?just stealthely and quetly inform everyone in the room using the direct speech fonction of our power or i don't fucking know that isn't a pirate that anyone buying slaves here will not be guaranteed survival PERIOD and use the zoan if need be no shouting only whispering
>>4866873Well technically you don't have the same goal as them but there is still conflict to be had.Kid wants to be "King" obviously, the guy on the top. And Silver would never acknowledge him as his superior.Similarly Luffy wants to be the Pirate King because he believes the King is the person with the most freedom. But as long as Silver lives he'll have someone who challanges that notion.
Rolled 2, 1, 9 + 4 = 16 (3d10 + 4)>>4866852>Anyone who raises their hand gets a silent bulletCan we differentiate between people who really want to enslave the slaves and those who are trying to save them at the auction? I would hate to hurt someone who is trying to buy the freedom of their friend or family.
>>4866898yea doing that would not be a good look and i'd rather we save the serious part for when we REKT the dragons
>>4866889True but could work as a threat as a possible option, even if Dragons don't care it might catch everyone else's attention, or we use it as a bluff bid to free some of the slaves was what I was thinking.But I am also just fine with the silent assassination to brute force killing methods.
>>4866873I think the Golden Den Den is way better as a deterrent than it is a threatLike >>4866889 said, I don't think anyone would really care. Silver would probably want to see if they have the guts to fight him anyways.
>>4866898>Implying Silver is in the headspace to check.>Implying Silver cares about cowards that won't fight to rescue them>Implying it isn't a miracle we are so focused in our wrath
>>4866903A deterrent works as well I agree
>>4866892>>4866894Ok, that's bloody hilarious. But I say let the snail wait a little, there's gonna be a lot happening soon and I'd rather let the scene breathe so that when the snail gets pulled it'l have a proper impact rather then just being another escalation. Like when the marines inevitably show up. >>4866898I mean, probably? Odds are we can hear what anyone says or mumbles etc in the room so... Yea? Maybe. Certainly not impossible.
>>4866909bat powers, ho
>>4866909Saving it for a proper impact given what is about to come sounds good.
>>4866909>>4866921I like to imagine we hold it up once we're outside facing off against the marines outside with the other three, the marines shitting themselves, before Borsalino shows up and just shoots a little laser destroying it. Imagine the marines just freaking out thinking maybe a call was activated since it was destroyed, and just chaos everywhere.
So the assassination option won>writing
>>4866925Eat your heart out Lucci, we'll even one up you at the silent killing thing along with everything else.
>>4866925Well if it is to be let it be done
I was kinda hoping more for silver going apeshit. I guess he was pretty calculated when he burnt down his village way back when too though.
ngl i'm a bit scared of silver completely turning into a monster and this quest being turned from a fairly fun if a bit more edgy one piece thread into "what flavor of mass mordering are we going to do today?" kinda thread, we MY need to dial back the bloodlust a bit
>>4866958He doesn't want anyone to get out alive, His rage wont allow survivors that buy slaves.>>4866959Its a bunch of slavers, nobody cares, the Celestial Dragons we're gonna murder is a different story.
>>4866959okay coward, Go join the marines.
How long until kid notices how big the murder boner is and he starts blushing?
>>4866959We've had this conversation before, around Enies Lobby. I think right now this is all in character, since Silver did burn his village down. Once we're out of here we'll return to our "normal."
It doesn't take much thinking before you decide how to do this. Anyone who raises their hand to bid on a slave dies, anyone who owns a slave dies, anyone who tries to sell a slave dies. You consider for a moment that maybe, just maybe there are people in here who might have good intentions and they may want to free the slaves but... there simply isn't any. The people gathered here all feel and sound overjoyed. To them slavery is part of every day life and most slaves come not from their own but from outsiders captured by the manhunters. At the very least this will make burning this place to the ground just as easy as the last several were.You wait patiently while leaning back in your chair and start making notes. Things start slow with a relatively unimpressive man, a blonde guy who's supposedly a musician. His bid started at 480.000 and he was advertised as a living music box that could be can be made to clean up. The whole thing made you sick to your stomach but it did give you something good. Targets. When the final price of 570.000 was declared and his auction was over you waited for things to calm down just like the "host" down on stage and once everyone settled down you let out a whistle when the new group of slaves was brought in. Most people didn't mind and assumed you were just impressed by the new stack on display. In reality the whistle traveled in a straight line and hit the one or two people who participated in the neck. Since things calmed down their sudden silence doesn't stick out as much this way.Things ramped up from there both in terms of bidding and product. A few other slaves appeared, each more valuable than the last and garnering more interest. At one point they even sold 10 people chained together as a "bundle". And that's not even the end. Supposedly they have something big coming up judging by the murmurs of the audience. There are talks about a giant and a mermaid of all things. Sadly along the way some people got annoyed by your constant whistling. You obliged them by glaring daggers at them and then switching to finger snaps which worked just as fine.
>>4866959silver ain't really a good guy anon, more like a force of nature
>>4866987>Rob Lucci eat your heart outHow's our "sister" going to take it that we came here and slaughter a bunch of slavers and Dragons? I really wanna know how they spin it for her so she tries harder to chase us. Because when we kill one, EVERYBODY comes. And we will stack the Dragon's corpses outside at our feet.>>4867007A nice force of nature, or at least polite relatively speaking, if he isn't aimed at you.
>>4867007I see where's coming from, but I don't think we're going to go full edge and just start murdering and all that stuff. Silver has a code, a very twisted, and fucked code, but one none the less. It's not like we go around killing towns like Kid does, and typically as long as you don't piss him off he's pretty nice. We even held back against Cooper to keep the town damage to a minimum.Now if you wrong him or someone he likes, well, hopefully you get a quick death.
"Captain-"One of kids men spoke to Kid."Is it just me or is the crowd getting rather quiet?""Yeah. Strange. Things should be heating up but the clown on stage can't seem to hype up the crowd."Kid walks over to a different row and starts whispering something in Laws ear."Trafalgar. You see anything out of the ordinary?""Yeah. People are a lot more reserved now than at the start."Meanwhile the clown downstairs is tugging at his collar and he accidentally lets slip of a comment straight into his microphone."Stupid tough crowd today. Shiiiit. Okay let's bring out the big guns! Right... Aaaaand up next is our #15! This exotic beauty was brought here all the way from South Blue! She's an exotic belly dancer that could be the envy of any man! She'll captivate you for hours on end and even give you a massage to help you unwind after a long day of work! Her starting price is 800.000 Belli!"People start bidding naturally and it's quite a fierce competition given the beauty of the woman on display. However it's painfully obvious to see for everyone that this is way too little traction for someone like her. The price for her raises up to about 4.000.000 but no further than that. Some call it a steal because normally someone like her would sell for twice as much. And once she's sold much to the owners chagrin the two pirates in the building finally comprehend what's going on as things quite down again, you snap your fingers and the "lucky" guy who acquired such a pristine slave for so little slumps down."No way!""Whoa whoa whoa. Seriously? And he did that under our noses?" You don't really care about them however as the ring leader is getting desperate now. He's clearly aiming to finish things quickly with something big. Only question is what'll it be. Giant or mermaid? Well... not that it matters.But it's at that moment when he starts talking that the main door bursts open and an overweight and rather ugly looking person strolls in with his retinue of guards, sitting on a chair being carried by a slave. Another Celestial Dragon."Buuuuh. Finally we goots here. All because of this stoopid slave. He was too slooow!"The dragon then starts kicking his "steed" before making his way down to his fellow nobles who turn out to be his family, his father and sister to be specific. Law and Kid appear to be irritated by his presence understandably. You however, you can't help but grin at his appearance. Turns out holding yourself back all this time did in fact yield results. Now there are three of them.
>>4867011>code, a very twisted, and fucked codeEhh sincere there is a long list of people with moral code more fucked in one piece including people that are not even considered villains.
And sadly this is where I'll end things. Need sleep. Got chores to do tomorrow. Besides, I'll need to be fresh for what is about to happen. So I hope you enjoyed yourselves up until now and I'll see you all next time!Have a good night!
>>4867022oh boi this is going to be a fucking blast.oh, baby he's going to get a triple
>>4867020>They just noticed what we're doing.kekekekekek, that's right scrubs, we can commit mass murder before anyone thinks to check.>>4867022YOOOOU COOOOOOOCK BLOOOOOOOOOOCKER!
>>4867022Thanks for the run
>>4866958silver being a "cold" anger type seems more fitting when he's actually mad as fuck as opposed to his "hot" anger when he's not being too mad
>>4867022*pure sapphire*But seriously, thanks for running Spooks!>Kid and Law just figured out we've been murdering everyone. >Now there's three of themOh you two haven't even seen the best part. I wonder if they'll figure that one out before it happens
>"No way!">"Whoa whoa whoa. Seriously? And he did that under our noses?"
>>4867022Good run Spooky! I guess this is where things really get going. >>4867031I agree. I have a feeling when he was burning down Mary's Island he wasn't cackling and having a blast. I'm sure he felt joy when he killed them, but I imagine he was cold and calculating the whole time.
>>4867022So do Kidd and Law have any inkling that Silver is gonna give zero fucks and kill the Celestial Dragon as well?
>>4867022Aw hell yeaThanks for the run Spooky
>their faces when they realize three world nobles just walked into a room full of silver-made corpses
>>4867038I imagine that once they realize what's going on, it's going to begin to click that the World Government really downplayed how little we care for consequences or authority.
>>4867038>Kidd pats Silver on the shoulder>"I'll take the one on the left, let's get this party really going!"Murderbuddies
>when silver goes to the auction house
Just realized that with kid rivalry and silver going straight in the new world, we are probably going to be there for kid, apoo and hankis vs kaido fight.
>>4867032Law and Kid are probably looking at Silver's smile as the third came in....and they figured out we slaughtered everyone here so far. They might start running.>>4867037>I'm sure he felt joy when he killed them, but I imagine he was cold and calculating the whole time.Oh yeah, he had to make sure they all died before celebrating.>>4867038>Yo dude, ain't getting kind quiet around here>Now that you mention it yeah, the hell is going on, they should be going crazy right now>Silver is still snapping his fingers, but he must not have money right now, that guy just got the hotty>Blood spurts from his neck the second he sits down, Silvers finger snap reaching their ears at the same time>Whoa whoa whoa, did you fucking see that(stage whisper)>Yeah...and if that's been happening, takes a closer look near them...oooh shit, he killed the entire room>Law, look at him, the Celestial Dragon just watched in, and besides us and the other pirates, they all that's left. He's smiling now>Yeah...yeah I see it, oh shit, he might go through with killing them, we need to get out of here!>Fuuuck that, I want to see him do it, its rude to leave half way through the show>Are you fucking crazy Kid, the Admirals show up if one of them is attacked, he kills them the entire Navy will come down on this island!Silver just quietly keeps chuckling, eyes never leaving the Dragons.>>4867042Two of them were already here apparently, the last just showed up.>>4867045Fuck yeah, once he sees our balls of Seastone, both figurative, and literal, we are going to be best friends, friendly rivals if it comes down to it, but friends all the same.>>4867043The paper fucking lied harder than it should have, those idiots...a certain doctor said.
>>4867052Nah, with our crews together, baring us pulling a Straw Hats, will likely only work together unless needs require otherwise.
>>4867054We'll pull worse than a straw hat. We're about to kill three celestial dragons.
>>4867055Well, lets wait to Luffy does his punch out, then we catch him and "finish the job" for him, then we can ask if we can have the other two. Oh....oh wait, NOBODY MIGHT FIND OUT LUFFY PUNCHED A DRAGON IN THIS TIMELINE, WE'RE GONNA BE MORE INFAMOUS BY KILLING THREE OF THEM!
>>4867057Fuck luffy and his moment, why would we wait?They're right in front of us. There's nothing in our way. No reason to hesitate.I can't wait to see those bubbles pop as a sound bullet passes through their brains.
>>4867057>Be Luffy>I'm coming to save you mermaid friend!>Weird, everyones sleeping. >Oh well. >Ooooi! Mermaid!>Huh, whats Sissy doing here?
Would be suprised if kizaru focuses on capturing silver after all this shitStealing a tribute ship, pillaging eines lobby, stealing a golden den den, and now this. He'll be getting a public execution if he makes a show of the dragons
>>4867059We gotta make it dramatic, when they bid, we kill them, one at a time quietly, while the fat kid waddles up to collect Cammy, we might see Straw Hat go for him and his friend, Silver is in a maliciously good mood now with a theatre full of corpses, so he'll share his last one. We can still finish him of after we....catch him. By making the last thing he sees is our face, slowly turning into a vampire, then munching on his face. Castlevaina season 1 style.>>4867061Would he notice the boddies before Rayleigh points them out, would he care, fuck me, for that matter, what is the Dark King himself going to think about our mass slaughter in near silence? He doesn't have a Devil Fruit, so his Observation Haki must be freaking the fuck out, sensing people die one by one, but no one screaming or noticing. What will he even say to Silver when he sees the gallery of dead by our sides, Dragons dead at our feet?>>4867069Silver is so tweaked right now, he'll just cut them down and be done with it, baring the last one. Buuuut, yeah...Kizaru is gonna have to focus to bring us in.
>>4867070>that spoilerare you suggesting we "eat the rich?"
>>4867073I'm down for that.Literally ripping off a celestial dragon's face and eating it in front of a crowd, now that sends a message like crucifying spandam could never hope to.
>>4867073Why, whatever do you mean, Silver never had fresh rich meat before, its just a sample.
>>4867070>"What's Reyleigh gonna say"How about "I fucking called it"? Because going by his initial reaction he was well aware that we're connected to Eliza and Rocks by her proxy
>>4867077Well....most of the crowd is dead. Soooo....
>>4867079How about throwing him off by telling him we are an ex slave, and ask why he sold himself?
>>4867083Eh, do you think he'd care about our sobstory? Do you think we'd care enough about him to try and justify ourselves?
>>4867083Well apparently he and Shaki knew about us I think before we really hit it big do to Spooky's retcon, so he probably has an idea that we were a slave.Don't think it'll change his view on us, hell the reason he may have not even wanted to deal with us is because he figured we'd cause trouble with all the slave shit going on.
>>4867090Nah, we are just curious why he'd put himself in chains.>>4867094Maybe, but we never found out if we blew up or killed something he liked before getting there.
>>4867102I doubt we did anything in particular that pissed him off, I think he just knows we have Eliza and Rocks vibes.
>>4867077Still a hard No on the cannibalism front from me.
>>4867118Yea I agree, cannibalism is a bit far I think.If we really need to make a spectacle of it then just do a Doom style glory kill.
>>4867077no, what the fuck is wrong with you people? i'm down for killing them but eating them? what the actuall fuck? silver has STANDARDS for food he eats
>>4867123.....no he fucking doesn't, he eats whole fucking Devil Fruits, and is down for seconds!>>4867118>>4867121Not cannibalisim if they aren't people, they're words not mine. Besides, we don't have too swallow, just think of all the slave girls, we can spit his face back on him, and say its an improvement.
>>4867077Yea... No. Just no, there's literally no reason to start cannibalizing people, we already have shock factor so lets just not.
>>4867130I don't know man, I feel like it goes back to >>4866959 and his concerns. Just seems unnecessary. It's not like Silver is even trying to send a message, he just hates these people and how they buy and treat slaves like trash.
>>4867134I'm pretty sure cats don't have computers but it's a big world so maybe?
>>4867123That feeling you have when you think about it?That's what we're going for by ripping his face off and eating it, or at least pretending to eat it.That's when silver goes from monster to literal fucking demon.Shock factor isn't enough. People need to be afraid. I mean that deep, primal fear that you feel when you stare out into the darkness.
>>4867077That's a no from me too. We don't eat sapient life.
>>4867077>Not slam dunking a Celestia at an Admiral so hard he explodes>while doing a flipIt's almost like you DON'T wanna style on them
>>4867138this>>4867140Nobody will know us as anything but a monster, touching a Dragon is a death sentence, killing them makes us person non grata, but a primal, hate based message by what we do to the last? That's gonna stick, we don't have a D in our name, but we WILL make them think we are. And what are they gonna do, admit Dragons can die? They can't, after this they will make us the most wanted man alive, but only in their groups, nobody can know how we made them shit in fear of us.>>4867142We've done it before you squeamish bitches.
>>4867148>what are they gonna do, admit dragons can die?Imagine for a moment that we rip off their skin, dry it out and turn it into a little flag that we fly below our jolly roger.Along with the celestial dragon suit.That way, everywhere we go, anyone who sees the ship also sees a dead celestial dragon.Ain't no denying that.
>>4867148I'm still not convinced. Just seems super out of nowhere. I just don't see it as in character for Silver to eat his face. Blasting half his body away with Parley? Sure. Ripping him to pieces? Yea we fucked up Blueno's legs. Eating his face? Just doesn't seem like he'd do that.Also I don't remember eating any sapient life before this, but I could be wrong.
>>4867155You're probably not imagining him doing it all in one motion, in turelim mode.Fits his image perfectly then.
>>4867156I can see that a bit more, but I guess the way it was initially described it sounded like he was going to slowly transform and just bite his face off, making a show of it rather than as a purely practical thing.
>>4867152Oooo, that's a good idea too.>>4867155Out of nowhere....have you SEEN Silver when he's truly pissed? We absolutely would, we bite and year with our teeth plenty of times, Silver knows what human and fishman meat tastes like....might have been giant. It was before Lucci, I am sure about that.>>4867156This to, when we turn, we will take just long enough to make sure he sees us turn, then we use Crunch on the Celestial Dragon, for critical max damage....I just realized we're like a nuzlock Crowbat.>>4867162My bad, I was thinking of Catslevania season one, but Silver would be to impatient to take that long.
>ITT: Ow the edge!
>>4867168Ooooh noo, the poor slavers and Celestial Dragons.
>>4867165Oh I see now, yea there was a bit of a misunderstanding.If Silver had no other way to attack, or if he got off an extra attack I agree that he would totally bit someone to get some extra damage in.But like I said, I don't really see him doing it to make a show of it.
>>4867171Bro it doesn't matter what you say, edge is edge. It doesn't matter who you're doing it to. It's edgy. Stop it. You're not 14 any more.
>>4867175Silver is 16, he has a pass.
>>486717716 isn't 14 any more. Stop it.
>>4867181No. Fuck you.
>>4867175Silver is a functionally pure innocent Ex slave, that even the human washing machine couldn't effect. We've tied men to towers, just so then can watch their death by bombardment, we literally broke the balls of vice admirals and giants, but this. This is where you draw the line?>>4867181Fuck you and your faux maturity, this is 4chan you dumb faggot.>>4867182Exactly.
>>4867184imo I just think cannibalisms is a bit too far but that's just me
>>4867186Well, that's what votes are for.There's also the option of just, y'know, not actually swallowing.
>>4867186Like I said already, we can spit instead of swallow, but we've eaten people before. Not whole, but Silver knows what long pig tastes like, and we had a conversation on how that might affect him.
>>4867187or we could just not bite someone's face off, that's always an option
>>4867189really, cause I don't really remember Silver ever eating people, there was the talk of possibly eating Blueno but that was mostly for the cow meat iirc
>>4867190For sure.But you never know what silver feels like doing in the moment.
>>4867184>This is where you draw the line?Yes
>>4867190You reek of bitch.
>>4867184Why stop at cannibalism, then? There's a woman among the dragons, right? let's just rape her while eating the faces of her family. That's REALLY send a message.
>>4867191I think it was a chunk out of some rando Marine, during our fight with spider arm dude.>>4867193Gay, dully noted.>>4867197Now your getting edgy for the sake of being edgy, because quick brutal violence is Silver's bread and butter. Saying that because your a bitch mad something you don't like is hilarious, especially since Silver is a pure good boy that doesn't know what sex is.
>>4867195hey I'm all for killing slavers and shit, just think cannibalism isn't a good thing, but if that makes me a bitch then fine
>>4867200>Now your getting edgy for the sake of being edgyPot calling the fucking kettle black.
>>4867205No, we want to do it for a purpose. You're being hyperbolic because you don't like the idea of it.
>>4867200>Now your getting edgy for the sake of being edgy Kek yeah because eating someone face is totally necessary
>>4867207What purpose does eating a dudes face serve?
>>4867207not him, but its not that much of a difference, you could argue that the rape is also for a purpose, regardless both options are kinda edgy but as you stated that's what votes are for
>>4867205>Called pot>When Silver is exactly as violent as my write in typically>Gets mad for being called a salty bitchKekekekekekek>>4867210When Silver is pissed and likely hungry for not getting a bite all day, yes.>>4867211Fuck you, that's why. In story too, in front of everyone.>>4867212We have literally done worse, but mister fee fees hurt from snack time says that is too far.
>>4867184I think the difference is in the reason for it. The ball breaking thing was more of a gag turned disrespect, and the reason Spandam was tied to a tower was to send a message to The Five Elders.Is there a specific reason for Silver to want to eat someone's face? So far, anyone that got in his way or pissed him off either got beat or just killed. The only exception was the psycho marine kid that was tortured, but that was mostly because he tried to kill Hook, and it was her call to do so.I don't think he would do it for the intimidation factor either. He doesn't really care what other people think, except maybe Eliza.
>>4867210It's not necessary. Nobody ever said it was.But the fact that he does it anyways makes people ask "why">>4867211It serves to fuel silver's reputation. Like i said before, it pushes him from being a just one monster among many into being a demon-like entity in the eyes of the public.Someone that can't be reasoned with. Someone who does terrible things to the people he doesn't like. And it doesn't matter who you are. Nobody is safe, even an untouchable person like a celestial dragon had something like that done to him.And that sends a very clear message to the world government as well.It's because of who they are that doing this has any purpose at all.You could argue that it's not in character for him, but that's just your opinion, and it's one i disagree with.
>>4867221>It serves to fuel silver's reputation. Like i said before, it pushes him from being a just one monster among many into being a demon-like entity in the eyes of the public.>Someone that can't be reasoned with. Someone who does terrible things to the people he doesn't like. And we want this... why? If all you want to do is show the Dragons we don't give a shit about their untouchable status, than just killing them will do that just fine. Anything else is just putting on a needless show.
>>4867217you got me, yup me fee fees are so hurt please no more I kneel
>>4867221Again that problem with this is that you can justify a lot of things with this, like the other anon said you can even justify rapping the celestial girl by the infamy logic.
>>4867227>>4867227We are killing the Celestial Dragons and you give the slightest fuck about how they are killed? It has already been pointed out that Silver will just change to man bat quickly, and bite his head in half real quick. It won't be drawn out. Have you been so assblasted that you can't read?>>4867220It isn't even about what other people think anyways, this is for Silver, for his absolute, unceasing hate for what the weak Celestial Dragons represent.
>>4867238>It has already been pointed out that Silver will just change to man bat quickly, and bite his head in half real quick.But why though?
>>4867227What gets more attention?>Your son was killed instantly by a bullet from a crazy pirateor>Your son was mauled to death by a crazy pirate. It'll have to be a closed-casket funeral.Being seen as insane, unreasonable and excessively powerful inspires fear in people. It stops them from attacking you. It stops them from attacking your islands. It stops them from attacking people you care about, because they're afraid of what will happen if they do.You won't just be killed by him, it'll hurt the entire time you're dying.
>>4867237Which is fundamentally a false equivalent, as sex, and rape, has never, ever been a factor of his character. Primal violence has been.>>4867240Because fuck you, fuck you tiny baby Dragon, you can be shit now. Or spit his face back on him.
>>4867241or it could backfire and they start sending admirals after you, and at this point I don't think we've gotten to the point we can take an admiral
>>4867243Blatant cannibalism hasn't been a factor for his character either.
>>4867248His crew literally treat him as a high functioning animal in a human body, the fact Silver got a carnivore zoan to boot doesn't help his restraint. At least insofar as impulse control, his ability to keep it together long enough can be a coin flip of his predator zoan affecting his personality, his personal experience with burning his entire island to the ground and his cold focus to slaughter them all, or both. Because Silver getting mad, genuinely mad, he gets quiet, and violent like only a hungry predator raised by whips and chains can get after tasting freedom, is horrifying. And your trying to argue against his basic character because of something you personally wouldn't do. Even after being told, repeatedly, Silver doesn't even have to swallow, just bite, crunch off half the dudes head, or whole, and spit it out like rotten fruit. So in other words, your a weak ass bitch, so stfu.
>>4867246>not sending admirals>Killing them anyways, but still worried on the how>Luffy will do his punch out soon anyways, calling in AdmiralWhere do you think we are boy?
Since it's so terribly contentious, i think spooky should make a ruling on whether or not taking a bite out of a celestial dragon would be "in character" or not, just to shut everyone up.And then it can either go to a vote or not, if it comes up.
>>4867269But I want to call people retards for their stupid opinions.
>>4867275Everyone's opinion is retarded, including ours. There's no need to point it out.
>>4867266I agree, at this point I don't think either side is going to be able to convince the other if it's in character or not.
>>4867275Same you dumbass, same.
This is gonna be good.
>wake up to check thread>shittons of posts debating cannibalismWew. I did not expect that.Erm... I think I'm going to say no to eating him. Using the teeh and jaws for mauling? Maybe. Full on eating? No.And the reasoning for that is simple. Not even Silver would want to eat what he considers the equivalent of shit.Anyway I'll post something soon
>>4867575I look forward to the slaughter...
6 months ago on the Sabaody Archipelago:"Shakky I'm back!""Welcome back! You seem to be in a good mood Rayleigh.""Sure am!"Rayleigh sits down as his wife pours him a drink."I got a good feeling Shakky! The time is coming, I can just feel it in my guts! The new era could come any day now!""This again?""What? You don't believe me?""Of course I do. But lately it's been nothing but new era this, next generation that. Doesn't it get old a little?""Nah! I'm feeling like I'm back in my prime I'm so excited. I'm looking forward to the day I can meet the one who'll pick up where Roger left off!"He takes a swig of his drink before looking at his partner."I'm going to train him!""That's new... But why? Is it really necessary to hand-hold him like that? Kinda defeats the point of a prophecy doesn't it?""Okay I did not expect that tone. What's wrong?""Nothing. I just thought pointing them in the right direction and slapping them on the bum would suffice. Now how would you feel if, for example a mini-Rocks strolled in one day and I welcomed him with open arms? Maybe even give him a pointers?""That's not something to joke about Shakky! This is different?""Is it? I'd have no problem if the next Roger came in through the front door but if my former captain showed up you would?""Yes. Because Xebec was a monster and you know that.""Yes. And I'm sure all those crews at the bottom of the sea thank Roger the saint for sending them there. Anyway, now that I said it out loud I think I actually like the idea. If I ever run into a kid that looks suspiciously like the old bastard I'll treat him to a round. How about that?""Well... It's not like I can stop you.""Where are you going?""A walk."And thus Silvers Rayleigh was not seen for about six months.
>>4867609kek>i'ma do just to spite youAbsolutely based.
>Sandersonia's face when she finds out we killed THREE world nobles in cold blood like the worthless sacks of shit they are.
>57 replies>What?! I thought Spooky ended the sessio->Oh its just the edgybois being edgy. We already had this discussion on Enies Lobby and Silvers position on cannibalism and over the top gore really hasn't changed one bit. Thank you everyone who helped shut them down>>4867609Oooh extra! With based Shakky>>4867644Oh yea, Hancock is going to found the official Silver fanclub (nobody prettier then me allowed) if we're not careful. All while Bonney is shouting, loudly, that she called it. That she knew something like this would happen, why is that damn coater taking so long and where's the damn pizza?!
>>4867609They certainly have an interesting relationship, but I guess it works for them.>>4867692Yea once I realized we were just getting into Enies Lobby tier discussions I gave up.
>>4867575thank you for putting your foot down, spooks, was scared for a bit the edgelords would just make silver eat his face off just to spite the sane anons
>>4867744Don't think it would have happened anyway there were just two guys I think, and I'm perfectly happy with opinions and thoughts being shared. That's part of what makes this quest so enjoyable; A very active and invested playerbase I just don't think its very appropriate. Lets see, people who royally pissed us off and their fates:The Sheriff of Banderas: Bullet to the brainBlueno (kind of) Crippled and left for deadSpandam: crippled (by Robin) and left for deadThe Cooper kid: Tortured (by Marcella) bullet to the brainThe Slavers that came to Dauntless: Beaten then executedAt no point have Silver showed an interest in gore, cannibalism or the like and I'd argue that the biggest spectacle we've ever done was with Cooper: Walked across town, called him out and everyone saw what happened next: people fucked with us and then they died. No stringing them up by their own entrails, no bathing in their blood or anything like that. We simply started killing. And that is what we're doing now: Killing. Without remorse, without regret but also without malice.
>>4867783If I recall correctly most of the cannibalization discussion is using an offhand remark about that cow fucker from the assassin squad as a source of validation.But that was mostly Silver deciding that while he was banged up from their fight eating the cow man's severed limbs while he was bleeding to death wasn't necessary for a patch job and SIlver just flexed the injuries shut and kept the pain train rolling.
>>4867809I'm not sure if that's where it started, but the first mention of him eating something sentient was a joke about eating Blueno since Luffy didn't want to share his food and his hair looked like horns, but Luffy said that he poops, which caused Silver to agree and not eat him.
>>4867809>>4867822iirc that joke was about milking Blueno, cause cow horn-hair.But I'd say go back and read the conversations regarding Spandam, I remember there being calls for doing everything from draping his innards across the building to chomping down on the remains. Which sounds sorta familiar, no?
>>4867853To be fair that's is Spandam we're talking about here. You could rape him to death through every hole with multiple copies of a nightmarish fusion of a duck and a pineapple and it'll still be as morally questionable as taking the last slice of pizza from the middle of the table.
>>4867644I’m surprised my little fan omake made Silver x Sandersonia the OTP of the thread. Well hold onto your hats because I’m gonna rock the boat with some Eliza focused omake a.
Does anyone have links to threads 1-9? Suptg is down
>>4868064so it's a global issue then? fucksorry the only way to read the old threads is with suptg AFAIK
>>4868077It do be downHmmmmm. I don't know about that. Maybe I should archive them on my own?I'll think about it once suptg is back up
>>4868064It's back up mang
>>4867575That's what I tried to explain to the autists anyways, spit up the ugly fat guys face. >>4868092Based Spookyng
>>4867644Oh yeah...what are her sisters going to think about that? And does Luffy even get mentioned after we kill them for his punchout moment?
>>4867692You don't need Haki to predict that shit, she's screaming right down road from the Human Shop.
>>4867997Yes. Yes yes yes yes. But you need to make a waaah, what are we going to do on the bed nee-chan meme.
>>4867894First off, how dare you imply fucking Spandom won't rot your dick off from the vile filth in his soul, second, dibs on last slice.
Is this schitzoposting at it's finest?
>>4868581i... uh think so?
>>4868581>>4868540What, gotta catch up, and my connection keeps disconnecting at longer posts, bite me.
SilverHe has longer hair here than he normally does because I forgot he got his hair cut before going sicko mode in the auction house
SilverSorry about the super low effort back tattoo.Fill in the lack of details with your imagination.
SilverNot sure if we ever officially decided on what his bat face looked like, but I went with the upturned nose most carnivorous bats tend to have. Again, fill in the blanks in regard to the tattoo. Hell, does it even show when he's all furried out? Meh.
>>4868773>>4868777>>4868781These are nice, great work Anon.
>>4867609>Kinda defeats the point of a prophecy doesn't it?Joyboy was a mistake.
>>4867609Just curious, but what was the original conversation before the retcon? I'm guessing it was basically the same except they directly compared Luffy and Silver to Roger and Rocks?
>>4868773>>4868777>>4868781Nicely done anon. I particularly like Silver's Dead eyed look. You can clearly see the sheer void that exists where his fucks are supposed to be.Also the fact he can go from that to hooting maniac at the flip of a fucking switch is probably one of the most terrifying things about him.
>>4868839Fate shit has been in one piece since blackbeard got introduced. It's certainly taken a step into the spotlight, but it was there
>>4868839Wanna elaborate your grievances anon?
Okay. Got a few things to say.First things first, I'll attempt to run on Wednesday next at the usual time.Second, there won't be a weekend session this time so this week there will be extra "No One Piece". I'll be on a holiday from Friday all the way to Tuesday. So the next time I'll be able to run is next WednesdayAnd as an apology I'll post a little omake soon. One that was requested before
>>4870283See you there, spooks!
Hagetaka did not enjoy Sabaody. The sticky resin covering every inch of the ground combined with her adamant refusal to go any way other than barefoot meant that the very act of walking was uncomfortable for her to say the least. Luckily the island offered many different methods of getting around and so she opted to jump between the floating bubbles in the air. Soaring well above the buildings left her with a familiar and comfortable feeling, like she was back at Flip-Flop Island and jumping around on coral trees. But she had no idea how truly close to home she'd feel in a moment.As she was hopping from bubble to bubble she spotted something from the corner of her eyes, something which made her quite angry. Drawing her spear she lowered her posture before lunging at the person below with all her might. However her incredibly fast dive-attack was stopped by the giant of a man she tried to skewer. Hearing her swooping down the man swung around a giant metal pillar and blocked her."Oh? Such ferocity and from such a delicate little thing."The giant man swung his weapon around and threw Angel back several paces."I've heard tales of your ferocity Silver Pirates. But I did not expect you to be so truly feral. I wanted to test your strength anyway, so I must thank you for coming to meet me willingly!"The giant man was none other than "Mad Monk" Urouge, captain of the Fallen Monk Pirates. And for someone who called himself a person of faith he did not shy away from conflict. In fact he welcomed even the greatest of adversities, and everything else, with a great wide smile. But Hagetaka was not in a friendly move, the sheen of her black spear clearly reflecting her murderous intent."Take that off. Or I'll make your death slow and painful.""Hmmmm? Take what off?""Those wings. I do not know how you came to possess them but the ones whom they belong to can't rest until I rip it off your back.""Hoooo? There seems to be some sort of a misunderstanding young lady. Observe!"The monk disrobes and reveals his back to Hagetaka."See? The person these belong to is me. You've never met someone from the sky tribe before?""Sky... tribe?""Yes. We live on sky islands as outrageous as that may sound to you. So as you can clearly see-"Angel then began undressing herself much to the monks surprise."Hoooo?"Hagetakas little cupid wings twitched as she showed them off."Tell me more about these islands of the sky..."
>>4870283You enjoy the vacation Spooks, thank you for the heads up tho... And an omake!>>>4870288>Don't start trouble Silver!>Meanwhile Hagetaka is about to murder a captain in broad daylight (and I have little doubt that she would)I love our crew.
>>4870283Enjoy your vacation, make sure to relax.>>4870479I'm not sure how many of the rookies know haki yet, so she might be able to take out a good chunk alone simply due to being a logia user. Not like many of them have sound or heat based attacks either. Maybe Gear 2 would be hot enough, but otherwise I can't think of anything.
>>4870520Yea, that was my thinking as well. "Hit them really hard" doesn't help much when Logia is still absolute bullshit, and Hagetaka's is at her best when facing something that's much bigger and stronger then her.
>>4870288>denying us sticky Angel feets
>>4871793How dare you immortalize my typo
>>4871794footfags deserve it
>>4871795More into the sticky than the feet actually.Girls covered in goo are my jam.
>>4870288Hey, that ain't fair, why tell Silver not to start trouble and then you guys get to. At least we assassinated and entire auction audience without anyone noticing.
>>4871922>don't cause trouble>attempts to murder a captain within .03 seconds of seeing him>don't cause trouble>murders half of a theater without arousing much suspicionI wonder if Lyda is stealing limbs from the morgue, and Will is performing a panty raid on some noble bitches.
>>4871986>Going to the morgue when there are multiple human shoppes that got burned downed/bombed and there's plenty of spares just being scattered around.Honestly I'm more worried about Marcella and Murray getting drunk to pass the time and having a "great" idea that would be really "funny" Actually thinking about it the only ones I'm not overly worried about is Ann and Gu... And that's with the caveat that nothing happens to Will. And something is going to happen to Will.
>>4872095Too many people huddled around the explosive people parlors. Even on a busy day the morgue will only have a few people working it.Gu really might be the only truly levelheaded one amongst our crew. But only when someone isn't talking about their new superdrug that overdoses a giant with 2mg of substance. Then it's "acquisition" time.
>>4872118Or the moment he hears about the warden of Impel Down having toxic fruit powers...Now there's something for the cannibal anons.
>>4872125Oh god. Oh no.
>>4871986>I wonder if Lyda is stealing limbs from the morgue, and Will is performing a panty raid on some noble bitches.Lyda is going on a cute wholesome date with Fu, Will though...he might get Ara Ara'd.>>4872095>Honestly I'm more worried about Marcella and Murray getting drunk to pass the time and having a "great" idea that would be really "funny"Murray is drunk nanny today, he's to wired for a drink right now.
>>4872185Fu, no, no milking the Warden!
>>4872236Ahhhh shit, here we go again.
>>4870288Hmmm everything on this island is covered in sap.......this is a fruit or nectar eating bats paradise like the sticker it is higher the sugar content until its just solid sugar he would be harder on it the chopper on cotton candy.
Half of the audience has been taken care of and the main attraction just showed itself. This feels like an opportune moment to make a quick little call with your mini-mushi."Silver? Where on gods green earth are you?""Jaws. Is the ship ready?""No. The specialist said it takes at least three days to coat the ship. But where the hell are you? Nobody has seen even a hint of you in the last hour!""Then tell him to hurry up and take the Dauntless somewhere safe. And make sure to call the others up. We'll have to lay low for three days.""Have to? What are you doing?! And for the last time WHERE are you?""Mangrove 1. The Human Shop.""The Hu- Dear lord! SILVER! DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID! I'M SENDING ANGEL TO GET YOU RIGHT NOW!"Before Murray could continue you cut the connection as the main event is about to start. The announcer guy Disco turns his microphone on. He seems to be quite anxious after his last slave swallowed his tongue on stage for everyone to see, so now he's ready for the climax."Thank you for waiting patiently ladies and gentlemen! Our last product felt a bit under the weather and had a slight nose bleed. But don't worry we'll put him on sale at a later date. But don't let this little hiccup trouble you for WE have something truly SPECIAL for you today!"As Disco continues his little set-up for the last item on his list the main doors open again. You look over your shoulder expecting to see another Dragon waddling in but it's something entirely different. Some of the Straw Hats have shown up, specifically the blonde chef with the curly eyebrows, the orange haired navigator and the cyborg shipwright from Water 7. Alongside them are a fishman wearing an overly large jacket and a talking starfish. All of them appear to be greatly distraught yet relieved at the same time."Alright we're not too late! Sanji, are you sure she's still here?""According to Duval she should be Nami-san. They'd be sure to leave a mermaid for last.""N-Nyuh! But if she has a collar on her we're already too late!""Don't worry about that Hachi. If that's how we have to solve the problem then so be it! We have 200.000.000 in treasure on the Sunny. We'll use that to buy and free Camie!""B-But we can not pay that kind of money back Nami!""Forget about that Pappag. If it's for the sake of a friend I'd gladly part with all the treasure of the world!"It looks like they have their own reason for coming here, as if fate itself is playing some twisted joke on all of you. But the arrival of the Straw Hats spells bad things for everyone. Even Kid and Trafalgar are conscious of their arrival yet they refuse to make a move. Either they are content just waiting things out or they are too concerned about the things that transpired here before to act out.>Make yourself known to the Straw Hats>Sit back and focus on the show>Other?
>>4873234>Sit back and focus on the showThe climax is about to happen
>>4873234>Make yourself known to the Straw Hats
>>4873234>Sit back and focus on the showStay hidden, this doesn't change our goal
>>4873234>Sit back and focus on the showWe make a move when we have to make a move
>>4873234>>Sit back and focus on the show
Oh Jaws. Poor jaws, innocent, kind, sweet Jaws. It is much to late for that. >>4873234>>Sit back and focus on the showI'm sure they'l notice us eventually... Or at the least what we're about to do. And I'd quite like the theatrics. Besides, we don't seem like much in a talkative mood.
>>4873234>Sit back and focus on the show
If Luffy punches the celestial dragon would Silver still kill him or would he be in the mind set of "Mood ruined" and "don't want goofys sloppy seconds"
>>4873255I don't think it'l go quite so far. I'd expect something much more in the line of: the dragon stands up to proudly announce his winning bid for the mermaid"Five Hundred Millio-" *Bang* and then silence while everyone tries to come to grasp with what the hell just happened... Possibly with Kid trying not to laugh
No distractions allowed!>writing
In the end you decide to ignore them for now. Under normal circumstances you might consider calling out to them and maybe having a little chat but neither they nor you are in the mood for that now. Besides, they seem just as interested in the following events as you are. So you sit back and focus intently on the show as Disco is going at it."The next item we're about to bring out is a SUPER DELUXE item that is sure to make you all forget about all the trouble with our last item!"A rather large object is being pushed in. It's on wheels and is covered by a rather large curtain. Judging by its size it's certainly not a giant. The lights now go out."Countless people have tried to capture one! Please look at this silhouette!"One of the lamps is being shone on the object and you see the outlines of what's clearly a person being swallowed by a fish."An introduction should not be necessary! Just have a look with your own eyes! Thank you for your patience, now here it comes!"They pull the cloth away and the audience, or what's left of it goes WILD. There is roaring and excited cheering. Some people are even tears."Straight from Fishman Island! The Mermaid CAMIE!"The Straw hats seem relieved and excited about their friend being brought out. Their navigator looks very determined to do this right and she readies her number, intent on buying back the freedom of their friend. She seems sure that their 200.000.000 will be more than enough to do so. Unfortunately for them..."Finally! A mermaid! A real mermaid!"The fat celestial dragon is gawking at the display and practically salivates in anticipation."FIIIIIVE HUNDRED MILLION!"As he raises his hand silence falls on the theater, even the owner of the place Disco breaks character he's that shocked. Everyone else simply looses interest, their shoulders drop and they sigh in disappointment. "Nobody is going to beat that" they say. Some of those people appear to be quite wealthy nobles too. It makes sense. You've robbed a partially full treasure ship which makes trips around the Grand Line multiple times a year. The Dragons must've gotten quite fat over the years. To them this money is nothing. But there is another reaction specifically from the Straw Hats. Theirs is reality quickly dawning on them that they just lost the game before they could even play it.Now... if you went by your original plan this would be the moment you opened fire and took that fat bastards life. However another thought starts to creep into your mind. What would his reaction be if someone dared to stand up to him... and upped the ante?>Raise>Kill>Other?
>>4873301>>4873301>>Kill Sure it would be to mock and piss off that pompous little shitweasel, but I can't see Silver even pretending to want to buy a slave like that. Besides, theatrics! Revealing ourselves with a grand "entrance" indeed.
>>4873301>Look Straw Hat in the eyes, and look at Camie>Nod>Raise, but only by 1.
>>4873301>Other?I want to either kill him or show him up with a raise but curious if we should use a silent bullet or not, the other option for a laugh or distraction/deterrent we could pull out the golden snail.
>>4873307WAIT.>>4873301>Look Straw Hat in the eyes, and look at Camie>Nod>Raise, but only by 1.>And by 1, we pull out the Golden Den Den Mushi.
>>4873301>KillYeah I don't see Silver participating in such things, even if just to mock the doofus
>>4873301>>Other?Tell the Straw Hats to raise an winkWe kill the CD at the peak of losing his shit over being challenged
>>4873301I say we kill him, but the question is how?Parley, bless her, would be too quick I feel.I'm torn between Argent and just straight up beating him to death with our bare hands.And we also must consider the family. We want a hat trick here ladies, gents, and those dancing on the fence, no survivors.Decisions decisons...
>>4873308It's all fun and games until the fat fuck goes "oh hey I have one too" and clicks the button after we click our dead one.
>>4873309Oh my god yes. This.
>>4873316Bruh. DUUUDE, LETS MAKE HIM FUCKING DO IT HIMSELF!>>4873301I AM A GEINUS WITH GREAT HELP!>>4873309Add on>Click the Den Den Mushi at the Dragon, if he pulls his own out.
>>4873309>>4873307Luffy isn't here tho. Just the hangarounds>>4873308I'd say save the Golden Den Den for later>>4873315Big bang, to slow or not can you imagine the sheer shock (and awe) something like that would inspire?
>>4873309>Raise, but only by 1.>And by 1, we pull out the Golden Den Den Mushi.That I can agree with and would adjust my vote for.>>4873316Yeah would just be our luck the fat idiot would have one and do something that careless and stupid.
>>4873312>>4873309Changing my vote to this actually. This has Silver written all over it
>>4873316I mean we did tank the first one, and that was after everyone was tired. We might even make it out of this one if he does, especially if the other crews join in to save their collective asses.
>>4873323We can make them all shit their pants though, so that works.
>>4873324Which is why I changed it! The Dragons kill themselves one way or another!
>>4873309It seems like that write-in garnered some attention>writing
>>4873309>"This is shiny, it's worth something right?"
>>4873352Who are you?
>>4873354Nobody. You saw nothing.
>>4873356I saw you, namefag.
>>4873356I do because thread auto updates and doesn't delet posts for me :^)
>>4873363>tfw you restart your computer and your trip gets entered on all open windowsi'm sure it's happened to you at some point, too. don't pretend.
>>4873363Who is he?
>>4873367You still missed the vote, but hey, you can repost your vote for archive sake Cochrane !!PpplEhKKhIj
>>4873369Clearly one of the Celestial Dragons.
>>4873356>>4873372>>4873373There's some big think needed here. I'll load the canons
>>4873373>>4873377Kek. Lets see if they can fly.
>>4873367Ye I did
"You gone ahead and did it again. You spent a whole lot of money son. And for what? Don't you already have piranhas in your aquarium?""Yes. But I heard mermaids are the fastest creatures at sea! I want to see her getting chased by them!"The talking of the celestial dragons does agitate you somewhat but their blabbering also buys you some time to engage the thinking stuff in your head. And you do come up with a plan but you'll need to wait for the opportune moment which takes a while because people are still recovering from the bomb that was dropped on them. Especially the Straw Hats, they are quite literally frozen in place."W-Well everyone! It seems we have a clear winner! It is a great honor to say that the beautiful Camie has been sold to none other than-""Five Hundred Million! And one!""WHAAAAAAT?!"The entire crowd roars as one, except the Celestial Dragons who are silent. The fat one who you just one-upped literally gives you a furious look."WHO ARE YOU?""N-Now now let's calm down everyone!"Disco tries to keep things from escalating."My dear guest please don't take this the wrong way but are you sure you even HAVE that kind of money on you?""Kek!"You reach into your pocket and fling the equivalent of several million into the air. That was pretty much all your money but it does cement your position as a contender in this ring."SIX HUNDRED MILLION!""Six hundred million and one."This just became a contest and the Celestial Dragon does NOT like it. The other two care far less but it's obvious that they don't appreciate your audacity either. The fat one however tries to fight you one more time and raises things by another hundred million."Seven hundred million and one."By this point he's had enough and he got out of his chair to waddle towards you. He drew a golden pistol and aimed at your head."Seven hundred million and uh- uuuuh-""Two?""YES!"The way his hand is shaking he seems to be at the breaking point so you put up your hands."I understand... Seven Hundred Million and two... And this Buster Call I have!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u68F4Ur9DFQ
>>4873399>And this Buster Call I have!
>>4873399>"I understand... Seven Hundred Million and two... And this Buster Call I have!"
>>4873414The reboot was retarded.
>>4873399>how to make a celestial dragon shit himself in one easy stepWell, charlos might genuinely be too stupid to understand the implications.But his tard wranglers will.
>>4873399>And this Buster Call I have!"
>>4873417Aren't the only tard wranglers in here his parents?
>>4873419I guess?I don't remember much about this scene besides charlos getting yeeted through several rows of seating.
>>4873419He has his dad and sister hereAnd no, they need as much wrangling as he does
>>4873416But anon how else could we have learned the deep and riveting backstory on why she wanted a fucking dog skin coat to presumably masturbate in?
>>4873422I wonder what the going rate is on Tard Wrangler? I mean it's clearly not enough but still.
>>4873420Not like its gonna help him, we got him shaking in his rolls. Luffy better show up to launch him at the fish bowl.>>4873422>He has his dad and sister hereI figured, its been awhile for me as well.>And no, they need as much wrangling as he doesOh I know, I didn't mean to imply they had a braincell between them.>>4873423I don't know, by making a movie near the closest "Trendy" coffee shop and waiting six hours?>>4873425If they survive with being told their executed. They are paid yes amount. Its reaching that payday is the problem.
Things go silent once more as the golden Mushi in your hand makes everyone, ESPECIALLY the Straw Hats freeze."H-HE HAS IT! HE STILL HAS IT!""Oy oy are you serious?""No way!"Law and Kid both look at you in disbelief. Only the Celestial Dragon in front of you does not budge and he pulls the trigger of his gun. Jerking your head around you dodge the bullet cleanly. With a big grin you're about to ask him how could he miss from that range when something hits your ears in the big silence. A scream can be heard outside and getting closer. Suddenly a loud crash breaks up the party as Straw Hat appears riding a giant flying... fish? He gets up before anyone could realize what happened and starts rushing down to the stage."Oooooh thank god I'm in time! Don't worry Camie I'm gonna get you out!"But the fishman in disguise tries to stop him."No Straw Hat don't! She has a bomb collar on her! If you do anything she'll explode!" Goofy tries to get free of the fishmans grip but he's holding him down tight. Unfortunately he accidentally undoes his jacket and reveals his six arms with which he intends to hold Straw Hat down which the people don't like. Everyone starts screaming "FISHMAN" and they start getting away from him as if he's carrying some sort of a disease. Then the unthinkable happens.BANG"I did it! I caught a fishman! I did it! Me! Alone! I caught it so that means it's free! Free free free!"The octopus got shot. But rather than worrying about himself he's still holding onto Luffy."Straw Hat nyu! Y-You promised! Remember? You promised that even if someone was shot you wouldn't touch them!"He begins crying."It was my fault. All my fault! W-We shouldn't have come here!"As he's sniffling the celestial dragon gets angry and opens fire again which Straw Hat blocks this time. And now there is nothing in this world that could stop him, not even his friend begging for him not to do it. He starts slowly walking up to the dragon as it's firing shot after shot at him and missing. Finally when he reaches the noble he punches him in the face with such raw fury that you haven't seen from Luffy before. Well it looks like the gloves are off now. You're kinda mad that he stole your thunder but that was TOO satisfying for you to care about. But this means it's go time now.The civillians are running for their lives while the personal guard of the dragons and the workers of the establishment are getting their weapons. It's show time. You see the Dragon that Luffy knocked out and the two downstairs. Shockingly they aren't running away but are getting ready to fight.>They die. No questions about that>Knock out the other two. Then finish what Straw Hat started and cut down the piggie>Sit back and watch the fireworks>Other?
>>4873439>>They die. No questions about that
>>4873439>>They die. No questions about thatThey 1000% deserve it AND it steals our Thunder back from Luffy. It’s a Win Win.
>>4873439>They die. No questions about that
>>4873439>Sit back and watch the fireworksSo I know we aren't the type of person to half ass something but we have no way to escape any admiral who is actively pursuing us, the buster call was and island wide attack, this would be a personal attack from an admiral and we would be lucky to beat a mid-tier shichibukai. We don't have Rayleigh on our side or Kuma to send us flying.
Yeah I was considering you killing them off from the start........ UNFORTUNATELY this moment is plot critical for Luffy. So it had to happen
>>4873439>Sit back and watch the fireworksHonestly? I wanna save the Dragon killing for when we climb up to Mariejoa(or whatever that place was called)Why settle for one or three of them when we can go shoot at fish in a barrel?
>>4873439>Sit back and watch the fireworksWe'll clean up, and burn this place to the ground once things quiet down.I still think Silver would be in cold anger mode right about now.Well make our message clear once Stuppy stops making a mess.
>>4873439>Finish the other two. Then Finish what Straw Hat Started.
>>4873439>They die. No questions about thatTime to accendentially a war.Also does this include the workers of this fine establishment? Because I'm feeling generous, free tickets to hell for everyone, all expenses paid.
>>4873439>They die. No questions about thatWe could be sneaky about this if we go with air bullets and maybe avoid attention but we might also just want to be flashy and send a message?Wonder if anyone will notice the dead bodies in the audience?Also I can just imagine the looks Law and Kid gave Silver when he pulled that snail out.
>>4873459Sounds like a gentlemanly thing to do, they got an appointment with the Devil, and it would be a shame if they missed it.
>>4873439>They die. No questions about thatTime to take 20 years off of law's life span.
>>4873470Poor dude, at least with this he can look back and say, at least it wasn't Silver I allied with when Luffy blows his cover for the umpteenth time..
>>4873450That's fine, everyone can know we're both batshit crazy.
>>4873459I'm more curious about the other guests starting to move around and bumping into corpses who were chilling right next to the. That's fucking terrifying right there
>>4873472The fact we'll make shackling himself for life to Luffy seem like a silver lining means we've already won.
>accidentally closed the thread so had to reopenAnywa... This looks like a win for murder? Hoooray murder!>writing
>>4873476>Be rich merchant>Its a beautiful day and I heard the auction house got a new shipment and some rare finds>Got some money for a fun afternoon of pumping prices so the Timbletons have to paymore>Timbletoooons, taking everything I like>With renewed vigor, I boldly strive to the front entrance, the guards only mildly intimidating in my righteous indignation.>With my head held high, I strive forward, taking my place among the many esteemed individuals, ready to spite the TimbletonsA hour later>I did it, I made them wash out of their price range several times, that belly dancer was their only win, sadly, but I can tell, that smug bastard is keeping his head down, I bet he saw his wife in the crowd after he gloated.>But to my great joy, the crowd was not impressed, and he hasn't moved in shame, SHAME, fucking Timbleton>Now all that's left is to watch the Celestial Dragon's close out the show...and wait a second, what's going on?>IS THAT CALVALIER SILVER, AND HE'S BIDDING AGAINST THE DRAGONS?!>I better get outta here, I don't want to be dragged into their wrath.>Tripping over a sir I look to apologies, and advise him as is my station of not being a Damn Timbleton, but....my blood froze.>The man was clearly dead, truly, horribly dead, my breath hitched in my throat, I wanted to cry out murder, but I couldn't then..>STRAW HAT LUFFY IS HERE AS WELL, AND HE PUNCHED THE GREAT DRAGON>OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD, PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL>I know...this is a dream, I'll just lay down and when I wake it, I'll be at home with my wife and kids...yeah, this is just a dream.>Silver can't possibly be so insane as to murder Celestial Dragons in broad daylight, even one is out of the question, now more pastries on discount before bed for me, no sir.>>4873477The biggest victory to matter, now the question is, will he stand around long enough to witness us killing them, or is Kid gonna see it and tell him instead?>>4873485HIP HIP, HOORAY!
>>4873487no* more pastries. damn typo.
>>4873488That pun is both the best and worst things I've seen all dayWell done sir
You hear more people approaching, not just on the inside but from the outside as well meaning the other Straw Hats are about to arrive. Can't have them all stealing your thunder now can we? More than ready to get that itch that's been bothering you scratched you draw both your weapons and do a quick sweep. Using the Shakushi you move around the place and take a load off the guards shoulders by beheading them in one swift motion, giving the Straw Hats some much needed breathing room. As the chaos unfolds people begin running for their lives but it becomes incredibly difficult once civilians realize they are tripping over bodies in the audience, bodies which they assumed to be living people a minute ago.In this hectic situation you spot the eldest of the Celestial Dragons raising his staff which turns out to be a concealed rifle. He unloads a few shots in an attempt to get back at the filthy commoners that dared raise a hand against them but due to his god awful aim he shoots into the crowd instead. He seems to be the perfect target to go for. Dodging around people you rush up to him and break his gun with your bare hands before grabbing him by the collar."How dare you lay your filthy hands upon me you mortal?! I'll have you skinned alive, stuffed and displayed in my room for all eternity for this insolence!"As you suspected this wretched excuse of a human does not have a sense of danger. He well and truly believes he is the apex of all life, one which can not be compared to all others. There isn't a part of him that thinks you could harm him in any way. You think about changing that.Raising your other hand you throw a punch into his face while he tries to break free with his wimpy flailing. The bubble covering his head pops open as your knuckles dig into his face and break his sunglasses on impact. His ceaseless boasting stops as blood drips from his nose and mouth. The people who witnessed this start screaming even harder. "THEY DID IT AGAIN!" some of them shout. But they have no idea that this is only the beginning. You repeat the punch several more times spilling more and more blood with each until you can hear him gagging. Once satisfied you give him one last one, this time aimed at the chest area and you put some actual effort into it this time. Upon impact you feel the shockwave stop his heart which makes him spit up a lot of blood at once.You only take a moment to appreciate your work before looking for the next one. It's the daughter of the family. She's standing over the aquarium the little mermaid is kept in and she's pointing a gun at her. But it appears that she's frozen in place after seeing what you did to her father and not understanding what just happened.
>>4873507That's right kiddo, daddy is dead, and your next.
>>4873514It really does suck we don't have a stapler on hand.
>>4873516We'll have to get our Giant buddy to make us one so we'll have it ready for the next world noble.
>>4873525We can make another Doffy Family Tree!
>>4873507You forgot one important thing my dear: That admiral you keep threatening people with only shows up *after* your dead. Bye-bye now.
Running up to her so fast she can't see you coming, you smack the pistol out of her hand and grab her by the nape of her neck."I heard you say that you despise weak men. Now I'm curious how strong you are! Come on! Struggle!"With a quick poke you burst her bubble and then shove her head into Camies container. She tries her damnedest to break free or at least push herself up for some air but your arm is not budging. The little mermaid inside is deathly terrified but you make sure the flailing worm doesn't accidentally touch the collared girl. You bring her up for air a few times when it feels like she's starting to loose it. Each time you ask her if she's had enough and every time she just orders you to unhand her... but with less zeal after each dunk.You pull her up for one last time to see what she has to say for herself."For someone who despises weakness you're not very strong...""You... will... pay for this! The marines... the admiral-""Hmmm yes. And when that admiral comes you'll come back to life?""NOOOO-"You ram her into the water and hold her down without remorse. Once her lungs are filled with water you pull her out and toss her on the ground if only to spare the mermaid inside from the sight. That leaves you with only one little lizard left, the one Luffy treated gently. But it's not a nice thing to leave things unfinished so you think you'll help him out a little. After walking up to the unconscious celestial dragon and using Argent you cut off his head. It's at this point that the fighting dies down with the last of the guards and everyone can freely see what you just did. Most, if not all of them are horrified for different reasons. The only exception is Luffy himself."You did not have to go that far."There is no contempt or hate in his voice. You bet on some level he's glad you did what you did. It's just that he doesn't agree with it.You crack your shoulder in response."Yes. I did that because I wanted to."As soon as you finish that you feel something wash over you before the wall behind the stage where the slaves were held crumbles and you see giant hands prying it open. Through the hole that's been made out walks Rayleigh with a giant behind him and several slaves, all with their bomb collars removed. The Dark King surveys the area. He seems to be keenly aware of what transpired as he looks at you. He doesn't say a word, he just sighs. Whether with defeat or disappointment you don't know."Well this is a fine pickle."
Ah shit. Forgot the pic for the post. Oh well.Anyway that's all I can do for now. So at least I can finish things with a happy end!Like I said before I won't be able to run this weekend. However starting Tuesday I'll have a lot of free time. So I might be able to catch up. Until then I wish you all a very pleasant couple of days! I'll see you later.
>>4873555Sup Step Uncle. Enjoy the show?
>>4873555>Sees the carnage Silver leaves in his wake>"Shakky is going to be so fucking smug, damn it all"
>>4873558Thanks for the run
>>4873558Thanks Spooks and enjoy your break!
>>4873558Thanks for the run Spooky.
>>4873555The first fucking thing next thread we say to him, is ask why he was so pissed at us at the bar earlier, and ask if we blew something he liked up in the last few months. Put a finger to our chin, then ask if he wanted a piece of the Dragons to, and offer one of their heads as apologies for taking his share. Shrug when he obviously says no.
>>4873558Baaased, but before you go, can you give us Kid and Law's reactions?
>>4873579I'd fucking love an omake of this whole thing from kid and law's perspectives at some pointshame he's done for the day, cause this shit is great.
>>4873558Thanks for running spooks! Enjoy your vacation and take care>>4873579Patience is a virtue, and I'm sure you've noticed that our Spooks can be a damnable tease when the mood strikes. In due time, I'm sure.
>>4873587Bruh it ain't me teasing this time. I got work tomorrow bruh. I need to wash up and get in bed otherwise I'll do a fucking Columbine if I wake up cranky
>>4873583Well there's next week I guess, OH, lets take the head outside with us, that way they know exactly who did it. I can't remember, was this just a small part of one of the family's, or did we purge an entire line by coincidence today?>>4873587Yes, he is a giant cock tease, but we got the coming military Riot coming our way, and now three dead Dragons. I wonder if all the Admirals are coming this time.>>4873593Ah, that's fair. Get some sleep mate.
>>4873583Also they don't really understand that this is the one thing that Silver actually has no patience for. As far as they are aware he's murder mode all the time.
Oh god, Bonnie knows we came over here, WHAT IS SHE DOING TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE RIGHT NOW?!>>4873593
>>4873599>be law/kid>silver beat a dragon to death in front of everyone>and then drowned his daughter in a fish bowl>and then chopped off his son's head>there are three dead dragons in the room with me right now>mfw
>>4873606She went back to her ship to scream into her pillow.
>>4873627>She went back to her ship to scream into her pizza.fify
>>4873627>>4873674>Implying it isn't bothShame on you two.
Guys, Big Nee-Chan Eliza is going to hear about this, or show up in Saobady, are we going to survive the snu-snu coming our way? What about Sandersonia when she sees the next paper?
>>4873693To die by snu-snu we first have to survive the Admiral(s) gunning for our ass.
>>4873693She is going to be so fucking proud of us... That's gonna be a great reaction omake, if it does happen, or a highlight of the reunion if and when it does happen. And yea, the Boa sisters are either going to absolutely adore us or decide that we're simply mad as a coked up hatter >>4873706I mean, what's the worst that could happen? (No, I'm seriously. What's the worst case scenario because I'd like to prepare myself)
>>4873778Kizaru, the pacifistas and Kuma kill us cause we are neither related to Dragon nor have Rogers hat.
>>4873778She might just fucking show up here while all the Admirals are coming. She'd probably notice the commotion, but she is going to want IN on the party when she finds out what we did.>And yea, the Boa sisters are either going to absolutely adore us or decide that we're simply mad as a coked up hatterBoa and Marigold might say we're fucking crazy, Boa definitely, because we are to smart for her to be attracted to. And Marigold seems more the kind of girl to get along rather well with Murray. Now Sandersonia may just collapse of unknown levels of horny.>>4873789>They will fucking try.Kizaru is a weirdo though, we might unironically be able to trick him.
>>4873789I mean, Kuma is going to go after Luffy and co to plotarmour then. Other then that...Yepp.
Yeah this place is gonna put us on the fight of our lives, even more than the whitebeard execution.
>>4873801But if we end up being sent to Impel Down here, they may just fast track us to the damn bottom.
>>4873813Silver is just built different, impel down wouldnt even be that bad
We're taking all the heat off of Luffy on this one. When Silver, Kidd, Law and Luffy come out of the shop, someone other than Silver be using him as a flamethrower?
>>4873813I think the punishment for killing a WN is instant death by admiral.
>>4873825>We walk through the valley of broken glass and go. Is this it?>We walk through the halls of Beasts and go. Send me more meat!And so on and so forth. I want to make more joke with Silver, but I can't remember much about it.>>4873827If. If they can pull it off.
Kizaru might go for the public execution route since they're already killing ace and it would be a great way to spit on the idea of the supernovas as the next big thing. Silver might even be spared an execution, the rest of the dragon family would probably want to torture him horribly
I'm starting to think Silver is actually a hero.
>>4874300The definition of a hero is walking weapon, he fits to a t.
>>4874300The ancient kind who murdered and fucked their way into legend
>>4874300ah, yes a human/bat blender, he's gonna have a jolly fun time in impel down if he gets sent there and i can already tell magellan will NOT be pleased with his resistance to poison, aaaaaah this is going to be awesome
Y'all know who Silver reminds me of? A crazy ass late game Eren Jaeger. Maybe it's cause I've been rereading AoT, but if you just remove any of the inhibitions and calculations of Eren and replace it with childish immaturity and boneheadedness I feel they'd get along famously. Fuck with their freedom, or the freedoms of others, all bets are off.
>>4875147Except I'm not planning on making Silver a cuck by the end :^)
>>4875172KEKi don't get it but i heard the ending of AOT was made to be upsetting for the fans as a last "fuck you" by the author
>>4875174pretty based ngl
>>4875147>but if you just remove any of the inhibitions and calculations of Eren and replace it with childish immaturity and boneheadednessYou would have to remove and replace so many other things about eren character to make a comparison, that the point would be kind of null in first place.
>>4875147"If you remove all these character traits and replace them with some different ones they're really similar!" Yes Anon. That would be correct. And also, I would argue, a somewhat flawed comparison.>>4874300You know, there is a dangerously non-zero percent chance that Hoady Jones is going to agree with you on that... Hehehe. >>4873801Yes. Yes it will, and I doubt Spooks is going to be overly merciful... But on the other hand, Kuma is gonna be busy saving the strawhats and the other worst generations managed to get away... And maybe, between having to chase down two dragon-punching pirates Kizaru just kind of... gets lost? I mean, it wouldn't even be out of character.
>>4875183>>4875187Nah but it's the driving force I'm making a comparison to you understand? Sure Eren becomes a fuggin cuck by the last chapter, but I think we ought to have Silver mature a bit once we get our cheeks clapped in this buster call.
>>4875222Anon, the last chapter don't really matter in this case, because eren is not similar to silver in any point of the story. If by driving force you mean the motives that make the character act, they are extremely different in the two too.
>>4875222Didn't Erin knock up Historia before the final chapter?
Captain Kid and Trafalgar Law were stunned. The thing they witnessed, or rather figured out left them in such a state that even the arrival of the Straw Hats barely caught their attention. Kids crew specifically took this quite badly as everyone aside their captain and his second hand realized that they almost picked a fight with this lunatic a few hours ago."Are you okay Kid?""Yeah. Just reevaluating things a bit. Do you remember our dream? I said I'll kill anyone who dares to laugh at our ambitions and that's what I did, didn't I?""Of course.""Yet here I am standing with my arms crossed while Cavaliere is putting these scum right where they belong. If I am to become the Pirate King I'll have to surpass him as well.""True. He does not seem the type to be easily subjugated either. A confrontation would only end in death. It might be prudent to take him out now that we have the chance.""And end this? As much as it pisses me off that I'm not the one doing it this is the best thing I've seen in years!"At the same time Trafalgar Laws crew are having their own little discussion regarding the matter with the walking, talking polar bear voicing his concerns."C-Captain! The bodies!""I know Bepo. Silver-ya has no tact what so ever. Just doing what he pleases. I was wondering if the news of his exploits were exaggerated because they were so vague. But now I'm starting to think it's the opposite. They probably had to censor what he actually did to avoid mass panic."Things then go from bad to worse as members of the Straw Hat crew showed up. They too have quite a seedy reputation with similar bounties to that of the Silver Pirates. What's more there are rumors about these two crews working together at some point so it's fairly safe to assume they are similarly dangerous. But even that only barely managed to distract the two crews as the grand finale took place."FIVE HUNDRED MILLION!"
The words echoed in the building. Kid and Law were not ignorant, they knew the Dragons are incredibly powerful and influential. But only now do they understand just how outrageous they are. Even hearing him say that it's hard to imagine that much money, let alone an individual so casually throwing it away for just one slave. And then came the snap-back to reality."Five hundred million and one."Cavaliere spoke with a calm voice. The three pirate crews could not believe what they just heard. He stood up to a Dragon. Not only that he did it again JUST to piss off the world noble. Or did he? There was no way he actually had that kind of money. Right?Whatever the case the madman did it again... and again."-and this Buster Call I have.""WHAT?""WHAT?"The golden sheen of the snail was unmistakable. But how did he come to possess it? Nobody in their right mind would make a facsimile, lest they'd be executed. So is it genuine? If so how did he come in possession of it? Does it ACTUALLY work? All questions which rushed through their heads as fast as Straw Hat Luffy himself crashed through the roof. Kid and Law actually felt somewhat relieved. At least that meant someone took the spotlight from Cavaliere before he did anything too crazy... And then Luffy punched out one of the Celestial Dragons."Oy oy oy! What were you thinking Straw Hat-ya?""Seriously? Damn that Straw Hat! I did not want to tussle with an admiral right now!"And as they tried to process Straw Hat outdoing Cavaliere in this craziness Captain Silver went on a murderous rampage, slaughtering several of the guards in the building before going through the Celestial Dragons one by one. After they witnessed the young boy beat one of the world nobles to death, drowning his daughter and decapitating his son they arrived to the same conclusion without exchanging a single word."These two... are mad!""These two... are mad!"
I saw your wishes and decided to oblige. Sorry about not answering your previous posts. Kinda didn't have time for that. I'll sift through the posts tomorrow and answer them properly
>>4875752thanks for the interlude spooky
>>4875752Thanks spooks! I wasn't expecting to see that out of nowhere!Love you and your quests, man. Big homo. <3
>>4875746>"-and this Buster Call I have."Sometimes I wonder if Silver is a secret genius, or If I'm thinking about it more than he did.
Whelp since Spooks is taking a break over the weekend here’s an unofficial omake. Featuring three of our favorite pirates from the old generation.WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!This scream echoed across one of the many unnamed Islands of the New World, as battles rage between the powerhouses of the Marines and the Roger Pirates, those who do not possess the powers of great will, devil fruits or amazing skills and weapons, attempt to eke out their own survival or for some, their own glory.“Calm down Buggy. It’s not like we’re even near any of the major fights, Roger and Rayleigh made sure to send us far away from the main battlegrounds, the jerks.” Said “Red Haired” Shanks, as he quickly cut down the two marines that he was battling and made sure to hit another marine who was about to shoot a flintlock at his fellow crew member Buggy “The Clown”.“I don’t care we’re going up against the Marines, they're scary! And do you think the other pirates are gonna leave us alone after we’re weakened by this battle? After Roger is gone?! We’re doomed and there’s nothing we can do about it!” Shouted Buggy as his head floated beside Shanks, his torso slamming into the crotch of another marine, both of his arms stabbing into another marine with knives, and various other body parts slamming into other marines. “Fine! If you’re gonna keep complaining we’ll go into that grove over there and take a break is that alright?” Fighting their way to a copse of trees that had miraculously survived the battles on the island. They came across a strange sight however, a woman, barley more than a girl only a few years older than them, standing over the prone forms of several marines and even a few of the lesser pirates that had sworn themselves to the Roger pirates, Holding up the blooded form of a marine vice admiral. “Mo...Mon...Monster” said the vice-admiral. Before being thrown onto a pile of his subordinates by the woman.“It's your idiot's fault that you decided to come to my hiding place. Man when is this thing gonna finish up? If they take much longer I’m gonna haveta take a nap to keep my energy up, and I might oversleep.” She muttered to herself while sitting beneath a tree and eating a random fruit from the branches above her.
“Oh shit” muttered Buggy into Shank’s ear in their hiding place. “That’s “Mad dog” Eliza D. Silver. What the hell is she doing here?”“I don’t know. But we need to get the others away from her.” said Shanks. Buggy with a somewhat determined nod from his detached head, and his detached knees cluttering together the two began to sneak up on the woman. As they got closer and closer they seemed to have the drop on the woman until a particularly loud sound of crashing attacks took their attention away from their target for one moment and when they looked back she was gone.“Ya know if you’re gonna sneak up on someone you gotta do it quieter.” said Eliza as she palmed both Shank’s head and Buggy’s detached head with both her hands and slammed them into the ground. “It's also very rude to interrupt a woman when she’s eating. Now since you boys just seem to be cabin boys and not actual crew members, I’ll let you get up and take your little friends back to your ship.” Eliza said, before she lifted them up and her grin turned vicious. “That’s if and only if you apologize wholeheartedly” As she slammed their heads into the ground again this time into an approximation of a dogeza. “I am...I’m… I apologize, Miss Silver!” shouted Buggy somehow pushing against her strength holding him in dogeza to repeatedly bow to her.Shanks on the other hand looked at her with a sour expression. “...’m sorry.” he mumbled out through gritted teeth. “There we go! Was that so hard? Now run along cabin boys go get those pirates back on your ship.” Eliza said with a large grin on her face. As the two Roger pirates were taking their crewmates back to the ship, a more serious look came over her face.“Oi Redhead Cabin Boy.” She said to Shanks.” Are the rumors true, is HE dying?” Neither of them needed to say who she was asking about. Shanks only answer was a small nod of his head before he joined buggy in gathering up the rest of their unconscious crewmates.Letting out a sigh, Eliza D. Silver began to stretch the kinks out of her arms and neck. And cracking her knuckles said to herself “Well I guess I better beat as many lessons out of the old bastard while I still can.”
>>4873596>did we wipe out a dynasty or just trim it a littleI actually don't know. I tried to figure out what constitutes as a CD. Do both parents have to be of noble blood or do slave rape babies count?If it's the first their numbers muat be low and QUITE inbred. If the latter than a family must be huge.In the first case you just purged an entire bloodline in the second not so much>>4873606This will make some waves. Everyone will loose their shit not just Bonney>>4873778To be fair the Boas whilegot wet from Luffys action still knew what a tremendously stupid idea striking a dragon is.As for Eliza well... you'll just have to wait and see>>4873801>Kizaru>Sentomaru>And PacifistasWith 0 help. Good luck>>4873826TECHNICALLY there is no distinction between your crimes, because nobody could imagine someone having the balla to so this. So Luffy still has a deathmark>>4874466Hercules was just the firat Gigachad. Change my mind>>4876510>>4876512Holy based anon! Nice work. Aside Eliza not being a kid in this scenario it's perfect.I approve100% canon!
>>4875919Oh no he's an idiot, but when a man is "stupid" or "simple" enough he cuts through most of the bullshit that blinkers other men and gets to the heart of things.Like Detritus in Discworld.
>>4876778A smart man sees a locked door and tries to find a key. A dumb man sees a locked door and laces his shoes a bit tighter.
>>4876770You'd think only purebloods would count with the caveat that they can officially adopt the kids they like from their rape babies.It would solve any incest problems that may arise. And it would show that their absolute disconnect with reality comes not from crazy Hapsburg brains but just unending arrogance. Further cementing how fucking dumb they are.
>>4876770>Kizaru>Sentomaru>And Pacifistas>With 0 help. Good luck
>>4876786Yeah that's probably it. Given how the Donquixote family has different branches>>4876779A sledgehammer is the ultimate key
>>4876770>Hercules was just the firat Gigachad. Change my mindGilgamesh came first>Kizaru>Sentomaru>And Pacifistas>With 0 help. Good luckThis is fine
So we going full lethal? Maybe kill Sentomauru?Also, if we don't get involved in the Payback War. I say we take a Trip to Mariejois...
>>4877499For some reason, i have a strong suspicion that Eliza will get captured and sent to Marineford in order to bait us there since we told Garp about our connection to her.
Hmm, that would take at least a Buster Call in itself too bring her down.Or Garp himself, and honestly, I think it would be the other way around if anything.
>>4877499>So we going full lethal? Maybe kill Sentomauru?Considering what we've done? We might not have a choice to do anything else. They're going to come at us HARD, if we pull our punches we're not getting out of this alive.
So... ideas for bounty after this?
>>4878916We killed 3 celestial dragons, so it ought to be cubed if we survive Kizaru, Sentomaru and the Pacifistas. That's how it works, right?
>>4878934Probably, or higherConsidering we murdered them instead of just beating them up. We should have a bounty close to the Billions at this pointBeat that Groovey
>>4878916Luffy's bounty only raised to 400 million when he punched a world noble, and participating in Marineford was considered in that as well. But I'm guessing if Silver has the audacity to not only kill 3 celestials, but also fight 3 Admirals on top of that, I think we'd get 450. If we actually make it out alive of course.
>>4878972>We should have a bounty close to the BillionsThere is no away this is going to happen, Luffy punched the celestials, did the impel down and participate in the summit war. His bounty from all of this was raised just by 100.000.
>>4878972>>4879212>>4879214Raise it too high and the WG loses face and deters people from trying to collect. They have to make it worthwhile but not scare off anyone who might try for it.
>>4878972Luffy after Dressrosa had just 500,000,000. It took the until the fucking fifth emperor shit for him to get a billion and I don't know about you but I don't see Silver beating Katakuri or running around with a Grand Fleet right now.
Question for anyone who knows the lore better, who the fuck collects bounties at the higher tiers? The only ones capable of taking down anyone with a bounty over 400 000 is either a pirate, who can't collect, or higher up marines who I don't know are allowed to collect.The hell is the point of bounties after a certain number? Besides being a powerlevel stand in I guess.
>>4879244>The hell is the point of bounties after a certain number?There’s doesn’t seem to be any real point besides just to show off how dangerous that individual is.
>>4879244After a certain point it just becomes a warning sign like >>4879285 suggests.If the dude you're looking at is that high you need to call the Marines in and not try to be a fucking idiot and kill him yourself, mostly because people that dangerous are surrounded by people either slightly less or possibly even more dangerous than they are.
>>4879212.. We MURDER 3 World NoblesFight The AdmiralsPossibly murder hundreds of others in the mixAnd a Max 50 is added?
>>4879384>Fight The Admirals Luffy did this too.>And a Max 50 is added?Just the away that bounty works, if just high profile actions are sufficient to put people close to 1 billion, Luffy would have reached that mark before time skip.
>>4879244It's mostly a warning for ignorant people and brainlets / tool to help marines categorize people based on lethalityBut there are still bounty hunters and assassins in the New World.Hell there seems to be an entire section of the underground which centers around collecting bounties. This is more like an army dedicated to hunting down individuals and it's lead by drug peclo, aka the ONLY man allowed to bring a weapon to Big Moms tea party
I wouldn't be suprised if the WG just buries the fuck out of this entire event and refuses to acknowledge that silver killed CDs. It's much better to quietly kill him and keep the myth of invincibility going. Hell, depending on the mood of the next of kin, silver might have gotten the sabody a bust call in the very near future
I feel at this point we should start calling ourselves Rocks D. Silver
Don't get me wrong, giving Celestial Dragons their cumupance is fun and all, but how exactly are we gonna handle Kizaru and friends? Cause Luffy only assaulted ONE, we straight up KILLED 3. They gonna send like, TWO admiral here man.
>>4879752Run preferably. Probably not gonna be able to get out before they get here mind you, so if not then we hide.There's no one we particularly care about here save for our crew, so we can just Looney tunes this shit all through the island while they slaughter the populace to get to us, because they will, because they're fucking marines.Barring that, well, we just have to fucking fight them and probably die horribly but on our terms. We just have to make sure they don't go after our crew.Of course we could always get lucky and they'll have to deal with an even bigger problem, or hell the fact that Luffy is a D. might make them focus on killing him over us. They seem to have a weird fixation about that for some reason.
>>4879815Bruh Kizaru is literally MADE of light. Nigga is LITERALLY light speed. We ain't gonna run or hide from that in time. Mark my words, if Kaz has ANY balls as a story writer and narrative story teller... this is where things go HORRIBLY wrong. I can only hope we and Silver learn a powerful lesson in thinking things through.
>>4879909We do what we wantBecause we are a Pirate
>>4879924And we suffer the consequences of our actions, cause that's how cause and effect works anon.
>>4879924Well it's kind of easy doing whatever you want, if there is no consequences.
>>4879909Who the fuck is Kaz?
>>4879976Another QM, shut up.
>>4879909>Bruh Kizaru is literally MADE of light. Nigga is LITERALLY light speed. We ain't gonna run or hide from that in time.Probably not no, but like I said he might be more focused on other targets rather than us at the time. Hell we might have killed three useless nobles but we're also on the same island as a D. and a retired member of the Roger Pirates.Compared to them we're almost chump change.Also we're just assuming that they're going to send Kizaru on this one. He's kinda they're "easy going" boss fight. He'll get it done but on his own time yeah?We killed three world nobles. They might send Kuzan on our asses instead. Fuck they might send Akainu's crazy ass.
>>4879909Kind of agree would feel cheap killing three dragons and not paying some hard price for this.>KazKek
>>4880046Nigga you and I both know Silver gonna scream at the top of his lungs that he killed those three Dragons, and Kizaru, having been sent for the express purpose of punishing said offender, is going to fucking kill him. Shit we'll be lucky they don't send Kizaru, Akainu, Onigumo, Momonga, and the whole rest of the buster fleet as a landing force. We've turned this island into a war zone.I don't think we're escaping unscathed. Matter of fact I would be surprised we escape at all.
>>4880091One eyed Silver LET'S GOOOOOO
>>4875743>We got Kid into hunting DragonsOh boy, your gonna get fucked hard at some point, but you got the balls to do it man, go for it.>Law is likely counting down the seconds it takes for the Admirals to find this out and show up, and how fast he and his crew can run.>>4875746Did you post this out of order?
>>4876770>This will make some waves. Everyone will loose their shit not just BonneyEliza is gonna make a beeline to us isn't she?>Kizaru>Sentomaru>And Pacifistas>With 0 help. Good luckOh, we can work with that.>To be fair the Boas whilegot wet from Luffys action still knew what a tremendously stupid idea striking a dragon is.>As for Eliza well... you'll just have to wait and seeWill the WG even let the fact we killed CDs out in public in the paper? Can we also get a Eliza Omake or is that spoiler territory?>I actually don't know. I tried to figure out what constitutes as a CD. Do both parents have to be of noble blood or do slave rape babies count?>If it's the first their numbers muat be low and QUITE inbred. If the latter than a family must be huge.>In the first case you just purged an entire bloodline in the second not so muchDamn, it's likely a case of both, with how deformed the CD's are up on the capital, they have the hoards of breeder women brought in to keep them from going to far. But their degenerates so it is only a half measure for their families.>TECHNICALLY there is no distinction between your crimes, because nobody could imagine someone having the balla to so this. So Luffy still has a deathmarkThank god their incompetent.>Holy based anon! Nice work. Aside Eliza not being a kid in this scenario it's perfect.>I approve>100% canon!BAAAAAASED!
>>4877499Bold assumption that we have a choice not to leave a trail of bodies.>>4877536Wait, do Celestial Dragons have Buster Call snails on them? CAN WE LOOT ANOTHER FOR OUR COLLECTION?!
>>4878916Yes. The Answer is yes. >>4878972>>4879212>>4879214The Government downplayed our actions so far, they might not be able to increase our bounty much higher than Luffy's. They might just keep our bounties the same and send they're own soldiers out to hunt us with an Admiral Escort.
>>4879244Probably a method of harassment, and grabbing lucky bastards that can nab a big fish before they become Sea Kings, at least in comparisons. Think about Zoro, there are guys like him out in the world. Fujitora is another example.
>>4879244Literally fucking nothing. Bounty hunters haven't been a thing since 2000.
>>4879244My guess its that its sort of like a hazard pay for the marines, and an incentive to go after the really dangerous ones instead of just harassing rookies and civilians."Bring in one pirate and you'l be set for life!" kind of deal>>4879909Oh I agree, except I much prefer Spooky, this was a bad decision. This was a dumb decision, but, it was also the right one. The *only* right one we could have made since Silver is who he is. But yea, there will be consequences. There will have to be consequences! Jaws knew that, he figured it out right away. Still, can you imagine Sengoku, Garp and Mary's reaction to this?>Bwahahahahaha>Hey Mary, your good-for-nothing brother is at it again! This time its about a 100 people over at Sabaody>Mary squints and takes a deep breath but gets interrupted before she gets to talk>It gets better! And THREE CELESTIAL DRAGONS! Bwahahahaha, at a slave market mind you so he couldn't have happened to better people. Still, Silver just got promoted to the Royal shitlist. Now if we could only aim him at a Yonko and that'd be at least one less problem eh?>Mary sighs and just stares at the sky "What happened to you lil-bro?I can't fix anything if you keep making it worse!">Meanwhile, in the background Lucci is grinning from ear to ear as two words flash through his mind: "Budget increase" No way anyone will object to going after Cavalier with full force now.
>>4882528Seeing how Garp reacted to us when we finally met? I don't think he'd be sitting around laughing when he hears we killed three dragons.
>>4882528>No way anyone will object to going after Cavalier with full force now.Bruh don't tempt fate here.
>>4879415I forgot about that dude. So there are people who will go after us specifically for the payday and they are far shadier than anyone else we've dealt with. >>4880228>>4882528And I suppose there are some "big game" hunters among the marines too.>>4882528>Garp laughingBro he is going to blame himself for this after letting us go. Hell he might personally make it his mission to take us down, Mary be damned.He might even miss Ace's execution for it.
>>4882650You're kinda right but at the same time he also fucking HATES the Tenryuubito so this may have earned you some secret goodboy points
>>4882650If anything he'd likely use hunting US down as an excuse to be far away from Ace's execution. Garp is fucking WASTED as a marine man. Those bastards tore down his life's work, all those Rocks pirates and Roger brought down just to prop up the fucked up Tenryubito status quo. He knows he hasn't got a leg to stand on, he just can't admit it without losing everything that's made Garp Garp.
>>4882653Will Dragon conssider allying with us for this? Since his mission is too get rid of the Tenryubito?
>>4882650>Bro he is going to blame himself for this after letting us go. Hell he might personally make it his mission to take us down, Mary be damnedWould really see out of character. the reason of why he is still not a admiral, is because he dislike the celestials that much.
>>4882659Or just because he hates the idea of being under anyones Thumb, escpecially spoiled shits like them
>>4882653>>4882654>>4882659I don't mean to imply he cares about the CD, just that there was a mass killing that is going to lead to even bigger mass killings and he is directly responsible for it. Not just the guilty but a lot of people who don't deserve it are going to get hurt because he was soft on Silver.
>>4882665State-sponsored genocide is the signature of a system doomed to fail. Garp's only culpability is being a part of that system that produced us and the vicious cycle it made us perpetuate.