The date is July 16th, 2000.Summer break is in full swing and your parents are out for the weekend.On a rainy day like this there's not much for a hip young man like yourself to do.It's time to play some vidya. But uh... where's your Gameboy Color™? WHERE LOOK?>Under Bed>Closet>Pockets>Write in
How the f did we break our arm
>>4951533>>4951535>>4951542You look under your bed, and find the culprit behind your broken wrist - your pair of HEELYS. Who would have thought that shoes with wheels on the bottom could be a bad idea? Anyway your clumsy ass better stick to videogames.You also find your Playstation and a Koosh Ball.No Gameboy here.What do?>Check Pockets>Check Closet>Put on Heelys>Write in
>>4951549You know what our parents said, no heelys in the house. >Check pockets
>>4951551You empty out your pockets. Looks like your old Tomagachi, A Chili Dog and a big old pile of POGS. What do?>Check on Tomagachi>Check Closet>Check POGS>Eat Chili Dog>Write in
>>4951573>>Check on Tomagachiwhile munching on the chili dog
>>4951573>Eat Chili Dog>Equip Heelys, we have to go fast to find our beloved Game Boy
>>4951573Find my slammer. I need this QM, for I have become old
>>4951573Throw away the pogs.
>>4951613Dam yellow ID lamo
>>4951573>Consume Chili Dog
>>4951586>>4951588>>4951592>>4951613>>4951619>>4951624Ok, Cool Guy. You strap on your HEELYs and start cramming that juicy CHILIDOG into your face hole.Predictably, this goes poorly. Before you know it you're spinning out of control and juggling your dog. Tragedy looms.What do?>Forget the Dog, attempt a safe landing>Save the Dog, Safe the world (Roll 1D20)>Attempt Sick dog catch and landing (Roll 1D20)>Fall on your stupid face>Write in
>>4951638>SAVE THE DOG
>>4951638>>Write inPOWERSLIDE to catch the hot dog
>>4951638>Channel the energy of [THE KID] to save your beloved dog!
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>4951638>Attempt Sick dog catch and landing (Roll 1D20)
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>4951638>Attempt Sick dog catch and landing (Roll 1D20)As a fat kid, we should be able to catch the chili dog using only our mouth.
>>4951640>>4951660>>4951700>>4951722>>4951730You want it all. You attempt to make a SICK CATCH but your DEX stat simply isn't high enough. You fall on your ass, flinging your HEELYS to the wall and your CHILIDOG just about everywhere else.God. Damnit.Well now you stink like Chilidog but that's nothing new. Don't you have videogames to play?What do?>Clean up First>Check Closet>Destroy HEELYS>Write in
>>4951750>Check ClosetLet's whats inside
>>4951750>Check Closet Gotta make sure R. Kelly isn't in there again
>>4951750>>Destroy HEELYSThese monstrosities shall never hurt another soul again
>>4951920We WILL master them.>>4951750>Check Closet
>>4951767>>4951775>>4951780>>4951786>>4951920>>4951963You pick yourself up, dust off the chili and pop open the closet. Nothing is going to stop you from enjoying some Vidya on this fine day.Aha! Right there in the box is your Gameboy Color™.But uh... It's behind something. A primal fear long forgotten. It's FURBY.This thing gave you nightmares for weeks as a kid, leaving a lasting TRAUMA that you have yet to overcome.WHAT DO?>Carefully reach in, avoiding FURBY>Mama didn't raise no bitch just grab the Gameboy Color™>Negotiate with FURBY>Write in
>>4952556>Mama didn't raise no bitch just grab the Gameboy Color™
>>4952556>Mama didn't raise no bitch just grab the Gameboy Color™Do it, pussy
>>4951530>Gameboy Color™I remember playing Pokemon Yellow...
>>4952560>>4952612>>4952635>>4952640>>4952647That's right, Mama didn't raise no bitch. You suck it up and stick your hand in the closet and-JESUS CHRIST FURBY starts shrieking and shaking all around. It's freaking you out!"FURBY LOVE YOUUuuuu"The batteries are low but that makes it even more terrifying. The low drone of it's inane baby babble strikes primal FEAR into your adolescent brain.You're going to have to deal with this the HARD WAY.WHAT DO?>Karate Chop>Throw a HEELY at it>Throw POGs like ninja stars>Out the window with it>Write in
>>4952676Deal with this like a man. Grab the robotic monstrosity and commence defenestration.
>>4952676Reach out for the furby and give it a gentle hug before tenderly flipping the power switch back off.I love you too, old friend.
>>4952683>>4952701>>4952742"So long, my friend. YEET!"You flip the off switch and fling the furry fuck right out into the rain. Surely this callous act of prejudice will have no lasting repercussions.One step closer to a fun filled day of Gameboy Color™.In fact, it's right in front of you!Better make sure this thing is in better condition than the FURBY.What do?>Check Batteries>Check the Cartridge>Clean the screen off>Write in
>>4952943>Check BatteriesIf that friggin' Furby had the last good set of batteries, I swear to god...
>>4952943>Check Batteries>hope that the term "Yeet" will catch on some time in the future
You pop open the Gameboy to find...SCORE. Two relatively fresh cells wedged right up in there.You're just about ready to get your game on.What do?>Check Cartridge>Get Comfy>Just turn the dang thing on already!>Write in
>>4953048>>Just turn the dang thing on already!GAMING
>>4953048>Just turn the dang thing on already!I can't wait to play POKEMON SILVER on my Gameboy Color!
>>4953048>Check Cartridge>>4952943>saying YEET in the year of our lord 2000>knowing that no one knew what the hell YEET meant in 2000>pic fucking related
>>4953068>also Furbies don't have off switches>so what the fuck kinda switch did you flip on it's back?
>>4953084Oh shit.>>4953048>Check Cartridge
>>4953048>>Check CartridgeALWAYS make shure your battlestation is in top shape
>>4953056>>4953064>>4953068>>4953084>>4953380>>4953444You decide to check the cartridge before turning it on. For some reason you can't quite remember what game you had in there last.Strange. It's wedged in there pretty tight. It's completely stuck! You turn the game around and look at the back - ...The label has been scratched off.There's not much left to do but...>Turn it on>Write in
>>4953982this cannot be good
>>4953982>>4953996Welp, here goes absoloutely nothing.You switch on the handheld....What the fuck is this?...>>4954002
>>4954003Oh you clever son of a gun
>>4954003wowthat put a fucking smile on my face ok qm you got me