It is a time of peace. With Lord Freeza’s explosive declaration, naming himself Emperor of the Universe after single-handedly obliterating the Covenant stronghold High Charity, peace has come to the universe. Not wanting to stand against him and his unstoppable Super Saiyans, within days of his declaration the universe bent the knee. And while there are always outliers, those stubborn or foolish enough to try and resist, the overwhelming majority of the universe is bending the knee. And he wouldn’t have achieved all this, defeated the strongest military in the universe and survived the Prophet’s ultimate weapon without your help.Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, the story of an alternate timeline in the greater Dragonball EU. Currently it is Age 750 and you the players control Karn: once an ordinary Saiyan warrior with a meager powerlevel of 2,830 who has risen to become a mighty Super Saiyan, and so much more. Throughout your many adventures, the “Dragon of New Salda” has grown into the symbol of Saiyan might and power recognized across the universe. Now as a PTO general with a powerlevel of over 74 million, and close friend and confidant of Lord Freeza himself, Emperor of the Universe: Karn has become his people’s greatest champion.Character sheets and other info:NEW: https://controlc.com/46ec566dhttps://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules are as follows:>30 minute voting windows from post time, unless otherwise specified>Pick ONE option when voting(unless otherwise noted)>Dice rolls are all best of first three, only correctly rolled dice pools will count>One roll post per person, unless at least ten minutes has passed since your last roll then you can roll again>Crits are 100 on a d100(a 99 or paired rolls may net you an extra bonus)>Crit fails -only- occur if no roll passes the DC, or if two different 1s are rolled which will OVERRIDE even a critical success, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but options too out of character will be shut down>Do NOT delete votes, instead simply link your change to your previous post as well as the vote post>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>If your goal is simply to troll, at least put in enough effort to make it funny>Have funSCQ will usually start on Saturdays at noon Eastern Standard Time, and run throughout the weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes you can find me on twitter @GrandDragonQM, which I try and keep as up-to-date with scheduling as possible.https://youtube.com/watch?v=7CNw73nwDm0Current Arc: DYNASTY
>>5054667Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:An assassin tried to murder Chilli! After the boy’s triumph over his younger sister, Chilli was surprise attacked by the Last Czarnian, Lobo. Karn and Meloka instantly lept into battle along with Golden Freeza, who were able to keep him at bay. Until Freeza took a critical injury, taking him out of the fight. At seeing his longtime friend fall Karn lost it, his rage exploding and catapulting him into Berserker 3. With this newfound power Karn began ripping and tearing through Lobo, who quickly regenerated from his spilled blood into an army as Karn fought. After a long battle Karn triumphed, then succumbed to exhaustion and passed out.Then his son Chilli, healed by his sister and given the location of the Lord of Order who’d ordered the assasisnation, traveled via teleportation to confront the god Nabu. Chilli battled the deity, and after a narrow save by his father at the last moment, seemed on the verge of victory. But then Kars, disciple to the Supreme Kai arrived in stopped time to save the weakened deity. And after narrowly being erased by the boy himself rescued what was left of Nabu’s helm, and made his escape. And now, as we rejoin Karn in the void of unconsciousness, you’re confronting the manifestation of that transformation’s rage.“RRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” the bloody, scarred and frenzied Super Saiyan 3 Berserker version of yourself roars, swinging through the spectral figure of Bane who’d appeared beside you, telling you to fight. Which gives you an opening, one you’re not willing to lose!“HAAAAAAAA!!” you shout, twisting counterclockwise into a left roundhouse that clocks this other you square in the left temple. Were it any other opponent, this would have at least stunned them, if not outright knocked them out, but this is you you’re fighting. Instead the blow sends your mad doppelgänger into a backspin, flipping back twice before recovering. Then with a ferocious snarl your Super Saiyan 3 double charges back at you.What now?>That you is bigger and stronger, but isn’t attacking with any technique. Use your Su Ma and press the attack while dodging it’s wild swings >Try and summon Divine Dragon Force, see what your Stand can do to this body double>All this surging energy around you is powering this double, but it’s YOUR energy! Tap into it, and make your powers equal>Use your Immovable Energy Body, and let it waste all that overwhelming power against your absolute strongest defense>Other(write in)
>>5054669>That you is bigger and stronger, but isn’t attacking with any technique. Use your Su Ma and press the attack while dodging it’s wild swings
>>5054669>Use your Immovable Energy Body, and let it waste all that overwhelming power against your absolute strongest defenseNo ki attacks yet makes this a good move.
>>5054669>>That you is bigger and stronger, but isn’t attacking with any technique. Use your Su Ma and press the attack while dodging it’s wild swingsalso:>All this surging energy around you is powering this double, but it’s YOUR energy! Tap into it, and make your powers equalscrew this guy, lets kick his ass karn style.
>>5054669>Use your Immovable Energy Body, and let it waste all that overwhelming power against your absolute strongest defense
>>5054669>Use your Immovable Energy Body, and let it waste all that overwhelming power against your absolute strongest defenseSYMBOLISMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
>>5054669>All this surging energy around you is powering this double, but it’s YOUR energy! Tap into it, and make your powers equal
>>5054670>>5054671>>5054674>>5054678>>5054681>>5054682>>5054689Use your Immovable Energy Body, and let it waste all that overwhelming power against your absolute strongest defense wins it. Roll me a 4d100.1st DC: 402ndDC: ??3rd DC: 354th DC: 60
Rolled 4, 76, 47, 36 = 163 (4d100)>>5054694
Rolled 58, 75, 27, 39 = 199 (4d100)>>5054694
Rolled 69, 74, 6, 53 = 202 (4d100)>>5054694AND HERE WE GO.
>>5054696>>5054697>>5054698Well, we definitely missed the last...
>>5054696>>5054697>>505469869/100, 76/100, 47/100, 53/100. Three successes and one failure, writing
>>5054696>>5054697>>5054698The second rolls was 74, 75, 76 lmao
>>5054669“Bring it!” you roar, crossing your arms before you and focusing. Your energy surges up around you, blazing around you like an emerald bonfire. Focusing on your energy you quickly condense and harden it, shaping your ki into your impenetrable Immovable Energy Body technique. It forms a several-inch thick shield all around you, protecting you from any attack.“RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” your double roars, surging forward and slamming a heavy right into your guard. And despite the overwhelming difference in power, you barely feel anything. If you weren’t watching his attack strike you, you may not have even noticed. Enraged, the more-berserk you starts swinging wildly, wailing on you with furious abandon, but each time your energy absorbs all the force from his strikes. “GRRRAAAAAA!!”“That’s it, keep attacking me.” you think to yourself as the bloody, mad Karn before you keeps screaming and swinging wildly. With each punch he slings more blood around, leaving you sure he’ll burn himself out in short order. He can’t keep this pace forever.“RRRAAAAA!!” he roars, a sound of frustration as this other you raises his right leg, and slams a powerful front kick square into your guard. And since you don’t budge, the force sends your Super Saiyan 3 double flying back away from you. He flips back once, coming to a stop a couple dozen yards from you, snarling and studying you. “GRRRRR!”“If I were him, what would I try next?” you ponder, trying to figure out this double’s next play. But before you can, he shows you.“HAAAAAAAAAA!!” your copy roars, again surging forward and going on the attack. But this time it’s different. His very first swing looks like another wild right, but at the last second he twists, turning it into a right uppercut that slams into your crossed arms from below! That’s part of the Djem So style! “HRAAAAAAAAAAA!!”Your body double goes fully back on the offensive, this time not with wild abandon but more precise strikes, each one designed to either break through your guard, or force you to drop it to defend yourself. He follows the right uppercut with a back-turning left roundhouse kick to your head, much as you’d done earlier, but your energy still absorbs most of the impact. Enough gets through for you to wince at the impact, but not near enough to force you into dropping your defense. The roundhouse is followed up with a right hammerfist down onto your crossed arms, then a left rising knee followed with a right turning kick. But your Immovable Energy Body holds firm, mitigating all of your double’s attacks.cont
>>5054775“GRRRRRR! GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” he roars in frustration, aura blazing up around you both.“The hell is he trying now?” you think to yourself as he crosses his arms similarly to you, but after a few moments it becomes all too clear. With a final roar he throws his arms wide, and an unstoppable wave of crimson energy explodes from this angrier you. He just unleashed a Red Dawn, and before you can do anything the blast consumes you both.Everything vanishes, consumed by that violent red light. Your vision is the first to go, hearing just after it as the noise reaches such an unbelievable volume you’re sure your head is going to explode. The ki shielding your body is all burned away, consumed by the fires of that attack. You lose your sense of touch next, the blast scorching your flesh until you cannot feel. But then, it’s over. The light fades, your vision slowly returning as you hear only a high-pitched ringing inside your head. The Energy Body was completely consumed, and looking down see that your body seems to have avoided taking any really debilitating damage thanks to your shield. His blast burned up a lot of your energy, but in exchange you’re still in fighting shape. But what about your double?Looking around a moment you see him! Arms hanging limp, hunched over, and glaring at you with burning hatred, your angrier double hadn’t escaped unscathed. That tremendous energy surging up from it before is gone, and as you realize this notice this also realize the flames of aura surrounding you both have seemingly burned out as well! Your double seems weakened, but is still glaring at you with eyes full of burning hatred and rage. This isn’t over.But what do you do? How do you capitalize on this opening?>Rush in and attack, show this double how to really use Djem So>Keep your distance, use your energy attacks to batter your weakened foe>Final Flash, try and overwhelm him before he can recover>Try summoning Divine Dragon Force to end him now while he’s weakened>Other(write in)
>>5054776>Rush in and attack, show this double how to really use Djem So and Death Beam countersBruise and Pierce.
>>5054776>>Rush in and attack, show this double how to really use Djem SoLet's pick him apart while he's still catching his breath.
>>5054776>Rush in and attack, show this double how to really use Djem SoTime to fish for a cross counter. Karn of all people should know headshots are the way to go for this.
>>5054776>Rush in and attack, show this double how to really use Djem SoDark karn fucked up and blew his advantages, time for him to get his ass beat for causing this shit.
>>5054776>Rush in and attack, show this double how to really use Djem So
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>5054784>>5054785>>5054787>>5054788>>5054795>>5054799Rush in and attack, show this double how to really use Djem So wins it. Roll me a 4d100.1st DC: 202nd DC: 353rd DC: 504th DC: 65
Rolled 100, 64, 93, 13 = 270 (4d100)>>5054808Dark Karn ain't us.
Rolled 76, 48, 17, 58 = 199 (4d100)>>5054808
Rolled 5, 32, 94, 92 = 223 (4d100)>>5054808
>>5054816>>5054809If Vader was watching this fight, he'd be taking notes.
>>5054819Seriously, this is about to be spicy.
>>5054809>>5054816So the only one to make Karn a BITCH is Karn himself? The logic checks out.
>>5054809>>5054810>>5054816CRIT/100, 64/100, 94/100, 92/100. Overwhelming assault, this will be brutal. Writing
>>5054826I'm gonna laugh if this fight boils down to "Goddamn it boy, let me show you how it's done."Absolute Dad energy, even to himself.
>>5054831I mean, Meloka is Yandere mom goddess, of course her equal and opposite is a rampaging beast of Dadly Godness. It fits in a meta perspective too perfectly. THINK ABOUT IT!
>>5054826You know the best part is you know for a fact both mechi and towa are watching this fight and the absolute lack of fucks our karn is giving.
>>5054844>Ugg, guess now, alright me, come at me>Wait, why are you flailing like an idiot, we know better>God damnit, I was told your some deep monster, this feels like a joke, KEEP YOUR GUARD UP!>I bet Towa and Mechi are giggling somewhere right now watching me do this, I wonder if Towa wanted a round two of having me in my sleep?>I wish our kids could be happy, but I'm worried about the space another sibling would do to them, DAMNIT ME, KEEP YOUR FUCKING GUARD UP, WE ARE NOT STUPID GODS!Meanwhile outside>Soooo Towa, you "took" Karn. In his sleep?>Please, stop, why is Karn handling this so well he manages to embarrassed me second hand?>It's Karn, if he doesn't know, it wouldn't change him in any way. But still, for a Princess to force herself on a mortal in their sleep, well, I plan to fullfil his wish so you may all be together anyway. But this is hilarious.
>>5054849guess this happening now* Not sure why is ate the sentence.
>>5054849>karn actually being straight up disappointed in rage mode us not remembering the basics of trainingSeems accurate, that probably aggravates him more then dealing with pink bitches chronic retardation.
>>5054859>karn actually being straight up disappointed in rage mode us not remembering the basics of trainingTo my knowledge, that's a trait common among the classical Sith Lords. Bane's taught Karn well if nothing else.I really hope Bane's plans don't end up putting Karn's friends and family in jeopardy. I'd hate for Bane to be banished permanently.
>>5054879Bane knows better then to put our family in danger because he knows he's fucked if he does, and we generally don't mind all that much about unethical shit like cloning a body for him or something like that. I mean hell we tolerate KARS for trying to do stupid shady shit with saiyan physiology as long as he doesn't fuck with us or our people.
>>5054882Something we need to make sure he drills into future students, and so he doesn't accidentally get one trying anyways thinking its a trick in training.
>>5054776“Now it’s my turn!” you say, clenching your fists and dashing forward. Your double sees this and trues copying your cross-armed defensive stance, hopeing to withstand your attacks as you had his. But he’s not ready, you pulling your left back and swinging a powerful backfist into his arms. Your fist crashes right into the “X” formed by his arms, knocking his arms aside and leaving his jaw wide open. “HRRAAAAAAA!!”Your fist crashes against the larger you’s jaw, something breaking with a loud crack. Yet even through his mangled face he snarls, swinging a left backfist at your head in retaliation. You raise your left arm, blocking the strike, then rolling your forearm grab onto his wrist. Immediately the angrier Karn tries pulling back, you taking advantage of the opening and swinging another devastating right hook down into his side. One, two, three quick, powerful punches later he tries lowering his left arm to cover his side. You let go, and this time drive your left fist square into his jaw. You slam your left into the same spot you’d driven your right, and this time the results are clear. This time your double’s jaw clearly breaks, head snapping aroumd as his jaw wobbles freely, disconnected from his head’s left side.“HAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, following your left with a right into his mangled jaw, sending him spinning. Your doppelgänger stumbles around disoriented, and as he spins fully around you slam your left fist up in an uppercut hard into his abs. This doubles him over, you taking advantage and driving your right elbow back up into his jaw. He cries out in pain, flinching back away as you spin, driving your left elbow square into his solar plexus.“GA-!!” your double cries, voice cut off as he tries and fails to take in a breath. Now, while he’s weakened!“HRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, spinning around and throwing your full power into a spinning right uppercut. The full power of your hips, legs, shoulders, and arm is behind this strike, your fist crashing into his shattered jaw. The force of your blow sends your double flying, tumbling head over heels higher and higher, further and further away from you in the void. You watch him soar away, finally coming to a stop with a roar of outrage.“GRRRRYAAAAAAAAA!!!” your mangled counterpart bellows furiously, energy spiking as the emerald flames surrounding you all in the void once more blaze to life. His power once again starts spiking upwards, eclipsing your own as he blazes towards you like a falling meteor. Now the real fight starts.cont
>>5054919“RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” he bellows, diving at you with another powerful right. Again you cross your arms, ready to defend, but this time you plan on doing more than blocking. Time for an opening Djem So counter. “HAAAAAAAAA!!”He tries with his right, not directly striking your guard head-on but hitting it from the side as you’d done to leave you wide open for a follow-up strike. But what your rage double didn’t realize is this only helps you. As he swings you also swing, your left forearm striking his right as you step into the attack, and fire off a right backfist into the unbroken side of his jaw. The attack doesn’t have much power behind it, but it does snap his head aside momentarily. Just long enough to drive your left fist, now drawn full back, square into your double’s temple. Your heavy blow stuns him, and before he can recover you unleash a ferocious barrage of heavy punches to his face and chest.“BEGONE!!” you roar, drawing your left back, and swing a ki-clad fist square into his broken jaw. Your energy detonates, blasting your duplicate straight down deeper into the void you’re fighting in. Emerald aura blazing you look down upon your mangled foe, who despite his strength again rising and being “stronger” than you, is still clearly outmatched. At least for now.But what now?>Dash down after him, keep up the pressure and don’t relent>Defend, with his power still rising you need to be ready for another explosive outburst like earlier>Gather your energy, tapping into the aura blazing around you both in this space, and fire off a full-power energy attack down on him>Dash down, bear hug your duplicate and unleash a super-powered Grinder before he’s fully recovered>Try summoning Divine Dragon Force, hopefully ending this in one final shot>Other(write in)
>>5054921>>Gather your energy, tapping into the aura blazing around you both in this space, and fire off a full-power energy attack down on him
>>5054921>Gather your energy, tapping into the aura blazing around you both in this space, and fire off a full-power energy attack down on himWe should avoid DDF. I think it'd probably backfire on us.
>>5054921>Gather your energy, tapping into the aura blazing around you both in this space, swing as many energy fists into him as you can make.
>>5054921>Defend, with his power still rising you need to be ready for another explosive outburst like earlier
>>5054921>Gather your energy, tapping into the aura blazing around you both in this space, and fire off a full-power energy attack down on himWhen's the last time Karn threw an Energy Javelin?
>>5054927>>5054931>>5054932>>5054938>>5054947>>5054949>>5054957Gather your energy, tapping into the aura blazing around you both in this space, and fire off a full-power energy attack down on him wins it. Roll me a 3d100.1st DC: 602nd DC: ??3rd DC: 70
Rolled 16, 25, 74 = 115 (3d100)>>5054965
Rolled 24, 76, 58 = 158 (3d100)>>5054965
Rolled 34, 5, 4 = 43 (3d100)>>5054965
>>5054969>>50549702 for 3.>>5054976....Who did you piss in the cheerios of?
>>5054977Think about it this way. Karn may not have passed that first check, but that's all the better for Karn.It's a win-win scenario.
>>5054969>>5054970>>505497634/100, 76/100, 74/100. Wasn’t expecting the failure to come on the first roll, makes this upcoming update quite different than what I’d planned. Interesting, writing.
>>5054983Karn's always been full of surprises, so it stands to reason two Karns means shit gets weird.
>>5054987True chaos, Ace's wild, Broke Backs clean house
In the meantime, have a hypothetical.Karn decides to retire as an active fighter and opens a restaurant.What dish (or dishes) is the joint known for?
>>5055007Karn could never retire like that, he'd still have people kicking down the door trying to start shit with him constantlyso, knuckle sandwiches
>>5054921You’re not giving this manifestation of rage the chance to build back it’s strength and take you down! You’re ending this, right now!“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, aura blazing as you begin gathering up your energy for a devastating attack. You yhrow your arms wide to begin forming two spheres of condensed energy when suddenly an idea strikes. All this energy blazing up around you is your energy, so why aren’t you taking it in as well? So you reach out, grasping onto in preparation to take it all in and fuel your attack.“NO.”“GYAAAAAAAA!!!” you cry out in agony as the emerald flames consume you, coursing through and scorching your body like Bane’s lightning did when you first encountered the ancient Sith’s buried holocron. You scream in agony, trapped by the emerald flames as they scour your body. You try fighting back, forming your Barrier to shield you, anything! But you can’t focus through the excruciating pain, your body burning away to nothing. You can’t take this!“Perseverance.” you suddenly hear Caulifla say after who knows how long, and like submerging yourself in cool water on a blisteringly hot day, the sensation vanishes almost immediately.“Caulifla?” you ask, looking around confused. “Kiddo? Where are you?”But she’s not here, only you and yourself are here, your double having risen back up to your level, ready to continue the fight. Retaking your fighting stance, you see that your arm is shrouded in some sort of unfamiliar energy. Looking down, you realize your entire body is shrouded in this veil, almost like your own Energy Body. And while you can’t sense this energy you aren’t an idiot, and realize what must have happened.“Thanks Cauli.” you say, determination renewed as you clench your fists. You have a family who needs you to win and get back to them. You can’t afford to lose!“RRRAAAAAAA!!” your mangled-faced counterpart bellows, again launching himself at you. Even faster than before, he moves too fast for you to fully set your guard. Forcing you to block the full power of his charge with your left forearm alone. Yet as his punch connects, you feel your jaw drop a bit in shock: you barely felt his punch! Whatever this barrier Caulifla created is made of, it negated a bunch of your double’s punching power! You still felt the hit, even moreso than when using your Immovable Energy Body, but you weren’t sent flying, or your arm broken from his ever-increasing power.cont
>>5055039This doesn’t deter your mad double, however, who simply swings again. This time with a left aimed at your head. You deflect his punch over your right shoulder with your still-upright left forearm, then twist your arm and slam your left elbow into his left eye.“GYAAAAH!!” he cries out in pain, recoiling back and clutching at his face with both hands. Leaving his body wide open.“HAAAAAA!!” you drive your right knee into his gut, doubling this double over clutching his sides in pain. Leaving himself wide open for your two-handed hammerfist to the top of his head. “HRRRAAAAAA!!”This blow sends him flying straight down, giving you plenty if time to gather your own ki. Again throwung your arms wide you channel your own, and only your own ki into both hands, quickly forming a pair of spheres packed with power. You pour more and more energy into them until the orbs are as large as yourself, readied to strike.How do you do this?>Final Flash, full power directly against this guy and pit your might against his own>Event Horizon, drop a bomb nothing will escape from. Or even two if you have to>Nameless Piercing Fist MkII+Final Flash, you do need to name this technique sometime
>>5055041>Nameless Piercing Fist MkII+Final Flash, you do need to name this technique sometime
>>5055041>Nameless Piercing Fist MkII+Final Flash, you do need to name this technique sometimeAnd what better time to do so than now?
>>5055041>>Nameless Piercing Fist MkII+Final Flash, you do need to name this technique sometimeFinal Flash MK.II? Hyper... Screw... something?
>>5055054Spatial Bean Canyon?
>>5055054No, we don't cut with it.>>5055058This is on purpose isn't it.>>5055048How about....Death Spiral.
>>5055060You think?Maybe put something after that? Death Spiral Blast? Death Spiral Flash?
>>5055044>And what better time to do so than now?After the fight, when that vote is called for.
>>5055060Death Spiral works.
ADAMANT DRILLIMPLACABLE SPIRAL TERMINATOR SCREWINVICTUS CANNON
>>5055041>>Nameless Piercing Fist MkII+Final Flash, you do need to name this technique sometime
>>5054849I'm sure Dumplin is watching too. Maybe even Fu.
>>5055076Dumplin is probably going>Bro...did you really pull one over that midget?Fu is just doing Fu things.
>>5055042>>5055043>>5055044>>5055048>>5055068>>5055069>>5055070Nameless Piercing Fist MkII+Final Flash, you do need to name this technique sometime wins it. Roll me a 2d100.1st DC: 70(no critfail)2nd DC: 50
Rolled 66, 65 = 131 (2d100)>>5055084
Rolled 49, 92 = 141 (2d100)>>5055084
Rolled 13, 74 = 87 (2d100)>>5055084
Rolled 93, 80 = 173 (2d100)>>5055084
>>5055085>>5055087>>5055088Damn. Its gonna firsts out today huh.>>5055089....so fuckin close
Rolled 38, 48 = 86 (2d100)>>5055088>>50550899 seconds
>>5055089For fuck’s sake why could you roll earlier
>>5055094Actually, the rolls are seeded from the posting time, so rolling earlier would not have generated the same result.If anything, the poster above me should not have rolled.
>>5055085>>5055087>>505508866/100, 92/100. Failure then success. You don’t take him out, but... Writing.
>>5055094If he rolled earlier he wouldn't have rolled what he got. What I'm saying is u dum dum mad at wrong pee pole
>>5055044I remember us settling on... Dawn Breaker, going with the motif of all our strongest attacks, MAAAAAANY threads ago. I kinda like it.
>>5055107oh i remember why, actually. Karn first used this attack on that fuckhuge tree that was draining New Salda, breaking through its trunk at the crack of dawn.
>>5055107>>5055109Ohhh yeah, that works, been a long damn time since that happened.
>>5055041https://youtube.com/watch?v=cXO3mAe5aPQ“I should figure out a name for this attack sometime.” you say to yourself, and start spinning the giant orbs in your hands. They spin in opposite directions, turning faster and faster when suddenly you hear a thud from below. Sounds like your double found the edge of this space. Orienting yourself down, you see the him laying flat on his back against something indistinguishable from the darkness all around you both. He has nowhere to run, this is your chance! “TAKE THIS!!”Throwing your arms forward the spinning orbs slam into each other like spinning gears, catching just right and spinning each other even faster. Breaking free of their spherical shapes both unleash tremendous spiraling beams down, twin points aimed at the mad berserker below. Who sees the attack coming, and struggling upright manages to get his feet under him. Then at the last second leaps away, twin spiraling beams slamming down against the void. Which, to your surprise, cracks! Cracks of light spiderweb out from the point of impact, climbing up the dark walls around you.“What?!” you exclaim, surprised as you’d never actually tried breaking out of this dimension, space...place? You still aren’t sure what or where this is, but decide to continue your attack and break through. What’s the worst that can happen? “HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”“NO!” the voice roars again as you press on, twinned beams punching through and shattering the dark void. As it begins falling apart around you you glance back over your left shoulder, and for just a moment catch sight of a figure within that blazing emerald inferno. He looks even larger than you are in your Ascended Berserker form, green hair wild and growing well down past his elbows when the void vanishes, replaced by the light as he speaks his last words. “This Is Not Over.”Then sudden brightness presses against your eyelids, you realizing your eyes are actually closed. But right after that realization, you also realize your body iscompletely exhausted. Every incu of your body hurts, aching as if you’d spent the last three days training nonstop in fifty times New Salda’s gravity. Wincing at the pain you slowly open your eyes, the first thing you see being Caulifla’s worried face.“H-Hey kiddo.” you tell her, and despite struggling reach up and press your right hand to her crying face. “You did good. Thank you.”“DADDY!!” she wails, burying her face in your neck and despite not having the wingspan, tries hugging around your shoulders.cont
>>5055162“Shhhh, it’s okay.” you say softly, patting her back as the rest of your kids all pile on as well. Except for the oldest three Broly, Chilli and Chaya, who stay back, and Okira and Karn Jr, who’re held in Meloka’s arms. You see Freeza standing there beside her, and your eyes widen in shock: Freeza’s got four deep slashes, three across his chest and one across the face taking his left eye! What the hell happened here while you were out? And seeing your confusion, Meloka speaks up.“While you were out, your entire body started convulsing.” Meloka tells you. “So Raven tried to see right into your mind. And, well...”“That berserker soul curse infected me.” Raven finishes, you looking around to see her on the opposite side of you. “Whatever it is that makes you different than a normal Super Saiyan, well, it tried possessing me as well.”“I believe it succeeded.” Freeza replies, and suddenly realize what must have caused those injuries. “You did seem rather...Mad.”“I already apologized for that.” she replies a bit embarassed to his gentle teasing as the older kids laugh. It looks like everything worked out.“Well, I believe I should cancel the rest of the tournament.” Freeza replies. “Or at least cancel it for today. I don’t believe Chilli is in any shape to compete again today. Unless you still wish to compete?”“I would.” he says, glancing over to his sister before sighing out. “But I can’t. Sis is too strong, I can’t afford to fight her at anything less than my best.”“I understand.” Freeza replies. “Well, I’ll be off. Caulifla, if you would be a dear, I would appreciate a touch before I go.”“Oh, o-of course!” she replies, digging herself out of the pile of your kin and rushing to his side. You see her giant golden Stand appear, no doubt healing your friend as you lay there on the ground. But one thought keeps bugging you: what will you name that attack?What do you call a Piercing Fist MkII combined with Final Flash?>Dawn Breaker>God Breaker>Death Spiral >Dimension Breaker>Heaven Piercer>Final Spiral Flash>Final Piercing Cannon>Other(write in)40 minute vote to allow for voting on write ins
>>5055163>Death SpiralFrieza has the Death Ball, maybe we should take a page out of his book?
>>5055163>Death Spiralor>Dawn BreakerActually....We could combine them>Dawn Spiral?
>>5055163>Dawn BreakerBecause we settled on it, like, 80 threads ago. It sounds cool and draws back on Karn's relative beginnings. It's great to have a theme going with your special moves.
>>5055165>>5055170>>5055173>>5055177>>5055181>>5055184Dawn Breaker wins it. Writing.
>>5054849>Having sex with a partial embodiment of saiyan divinityIts Jr all over again
>>5055163“Dawn Breaker. I like it.” you mutter to yourself, Meloka looking down at you a bit confused. “That one attack.”“Ah, okay.” she says, her tone indicating she has no idea what you’re talking about. “C’mon kids, let your dad up. We still have to go train, remember?”“Oh yeah!”“Ooooh!”“Okaaay.”“Awwww.”They all start saying, all crawling off of you. You try sitting up, yet even using your arms still can’t push yourself back upright. After straining for several seconds sigh out, panting and trying to catch your breath.“You okay?” Meloka asks worriedly, Okira clinging to your wife’s gi so she can reach down with her right hand. You lift your right hand shakily up to hers, Meloka grabbing your wrist and hauling you upright. She then gets under your right shoulder, and lifting up off the ground herself brings you back up to your feet. She doesn’t expect you to be able to stand upright on your own, instead holding you up with her body. “Here hun, I got you. Broly, could you get your siblings?”“Of course.” he says, walking over and gently pries Okira off her gi, then Meloka hands him Karn Jr so she can focus on helping you. “You sure you’re okay dad?”“I will be.” you tell him tiredly, giving your boy a smile trying to hide how much just moving hurts. “That transformation, the third Berserker form. It completely burned up my body’s energy. I’m sure that, after a good night’s rest, I’ll be back to normal.”“Oh, okay.” he says, seeming far less worried than he was before.“C’mon Karn, we need to go.” Meloka says, lifting you up into the air. “You still have students to train.”“Right, let’s go.” you say, trying to help Meloka by lifting yourself up with your flight. But it’s useless, your energy is completely spent. You can’t even fly by yourself at this point. Meloka carries you all the way to the usual training spot, most of your students already here standing around the open center between gravity chambers. They all stand at attention seeing your arrival, many looking concerned as they see Meloka carrying you, and setting you down atop the chamber she lands on. You take a deep breath, readying yourself to address everyone, but Meloka shouts out first.“I’m sure you all felt it, but for those of you who live under a rock: my husband Karn here just busted his ass fighting against a monster that could have destroyed us all!” she shouts down to them. “So for today, my Karn will be taking it easy. As for the rest of you, I’d better see everyone working twice as hard to compensate for him! Do I make myself clear?”“YES MA’AM!!” they all shout, saluting as one. And with that their training begins.cont
>>5055256You sit atop one chamber as Meloka starts dividing the groups, then hands over both Karn Jr and Okira to you before focusing on teaching the students. You sit there, holding both kids in your lap and watching your students sparring below.But as tired as you are, what do you focus on?>Focus your attention on Karn Jr and Okira, make sure your kids are okay>Focus on your students sparring below, and ensure they’re working as they should>Focus your attention inwards, study yourself and every effect that transformation had and where that power is dwelling within you>Telepathically reach out to Chilli, ask him what happened while you were out and how he found the guy who hired that Lobo>Other(write in)
>>5055258>>Focus your attention inwards, study yourself and every effect that transformation had and where that power is dwelling within you
>>5055258>Focus your attention inwards, study yourself and every effect that transformation had and where that power is dwelling within you
>>5055258>>Focus your attention inwards, study yourself and every effect that transformation had and where that power is dwelling within youI want to talk to Chilli, but this power inside Karn is extremely dangerous right now.Best that we get a grip on it as soon as possible.
>>5055258>>Focus your attention inwards, study yourself and every effect that transformation had and where that power is dwelling within youwould it be possible to tack this on?>Send Bane a quick thanks for the warning at the beginning of your fight
>>5055258>Focus your attention inwards, study yourself and every effect that transformation had and where that power is dwelling within youWhatever that thing was, it's going to be back.
>>5055259>>5055262>>5055263>>5055264>>5055268Focus your attention inwards, study yourself and every effect that transformation had and where that power is dwelling within you wins it. Roll me a 4d100 for this one.1st DC: 202nd DC: 603rd DC: 704th DC: ??
Rolled 55, 25, 69, 30 = 179 (4d100)>>5055289
Rolled 54, 23, 49, 58 = 184 (4d100)>>5055289Peace and focus...
Rolled 36, 67, 67, 31 = 201 (4d100)>>5055289
>>5055291>>5055292>>505529355/100, 67/100, 69/100, 58/100. Two successes, one narrow failure, and a mystery. Interesting, you find out some things about what you went through. Writing.
>>5055258“Divine Dragon Force.” you say, crimson-scaled Stand appearing wrapped around your right arm. “Hold onto them for me?”“Of course.” your Stand replies, unraveling itself and wrapping it’s body around the two of them. “I shall keep them here.”“Hello again.” the crimson Stand Imagine Dragon says, snaking out from between Okira’s lips to greet your Stand. As they start talking you close your eyes, focusing your attention inwards on your own body. You tune out the Stands’ conversing, and instead begin studying the actual shape your body is in.First you test your muscles, and check the function of everything. Starting with your hands, you slowly clench and open them, fighting against the burning agony. And despite the pain, everything seems to be working just fine. You slowly tense and loosen all your muscles; and while everything hurts, you don’t feel any familiar sort of pain associated with something being broken. It feels just like extreme exhaustion, your body’s power having completely burned out. Which brings you to your next area of focus. You focus on the well of Super Saiyan power deep within you, and the more powerful Berserker might lurking below it. Searching even deeper beneath that, delving deeper and deeper into that emerald well of power, you finally find it.“There it is.” you think to yourself, feeling your mind brush up against that ironclad wall down in the depths of yourself. And almost the instant you do, Bane speaks.“Really so eager for a rematch?” he asks, appearing inside your mind beside that wall. “You barely survived your first encounter with that.”“No, I wanted to find it.” you reply, taking your attention off of it and instead focusing on the ancient spirit. “Should I need this power again, I wanted to know how to find it.”“Well, here it is.” he replies. “And I would recommend not attempting to access this power again, if you have the option. You nearly lost yourself, and would have were it not for your daughter’s faith.”“Her faith?” you ask, confused. “I thought it was magic, like Chilli’s.”“No. What Chilli does comes from within himself, powered by his soul.” Bane corrects you. “However, what your daughter is doing is different entirely. She channels the power of ancient, long-dead gods to perform written miracles, fueled by her faith. But not faith in those gods. Instead, it is her faith in you.”“Me? But I can’t heal the injured, or throw bolts of lighting.” you reply to the ancient Sith, confused. “How can she do all that by believing in me?”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 166 paused-
>>5055339And that’s it for tonight, everyone have fun so far? Enjoy the battle against that embodiment of rage, and finally naming your attack? Ready for a bit of lore, and history? All this and more, when episode 166 continues at noon EST, just a little over 11 hours from now.
>>5055341All great, though I wasn't able to really stay active throughout the run.More importantly, that last line... Hasn't Karn done BOTH of those before? I know by giving Super Saiyan Ki to other soldiers, he's healed the most critical of their wounds to stabilize them and let them survive, and Energy Javelin is *basically* throwing a bolt of lightning, right?
>>5055355Fair point.>>5055341Enjoyed the day's run. Pity we rolled kind of shittily.Also liked Meloka's little pre training session rev up of the students. "Alright, everyone! Karn's injured and this time I didn't do it. So let's work extra hard for him today, okay!"
Also, we fucked ourselves up when we tried to draw on the energy/aura of the berserker-dream-battle-dimension; is that because we fucked up in doing so (shit roll), or because doing so was a bad idea? Anyway, looking forward to tomorrow's continuation.
>>5055368>Also, we fucked ourselves up when we tried to draw on the energy/aura of the berserker-dream-battle-dimension; is that because we fucked up in doing so (shit roll), or because doing so was a bad idea?I think it was an alright idea, but currently that "bad Karn" has more control over it. Technically it is all ours energy, so Karn needs to take it all back from "bad Karn" in the inevitable rematch. I think that "bad Karn" was using our own energy against us. Can't wait for a rematch.
>>5055256Nice new art.>>5055341>And that’s it for tonight, everyone have fun so far? Enjoy the battle against that embodiment of rage, and finally naming your attack? Ready for a bit of lore, and history?Yes to all.And even though I'm looking forward to the rematch I understand it's too early for it.
>>5055355Giving someone enough ki to stabilize theirs and give them a few extra minutes is not the same as healing them. Not even close. And while your Javelin looks similar, one is ki the other is magic.>>5055366Ha. She is a pretty good coach.>>5055485>Technically it is all ours energyBut it wasn’t.>>5055513Glad you like it.And you need to get stronger before you can face him again. Strong enough to not need Caulifla’s help.
>>5055339“You misunderstand. Her Faith is in you.” he says seriously. “She believes not in the gods, but in you. That no matter what else happens, no matter how bad things can get, that you can triumph over whatever monster, devil, or gods you are standing against. And her faith in you allows her to use those ancient writings of long-dead and gone deities, beings who are long since buried to affect changes in the world today.”“So if she had others, more of those old tales, she may be able to create other effects with her faith?” you ask curiously. But as you do the ancient spectre’s brows furrow, and before he can answer you feel something slam against the barred wall inside your mind. But to your shock, it’s something slamming on it from the inside, struggling to get out. “The hell?”“That old demon was right, you know, about the Saiyans.” he says, switching topics as the banging continues. “Back during the war, my war, long before the Saiyans inhabited the planet Sadala even, some of my associates believed the Saiyans would make for excellent soldiers. But those we sent never left that world. Through the transmissions we learned that, much like our own war, the Saiyans were divided into two “tribes”: the Super Saiyans, and the so-called “Evil Saiyans”. But the one who led these ferocious warriors was an emerald-haired man called the Berserker. They spoke of that man in reverence, of how he could defeat anyone, even the gods themselves. And the last transmission we had received was of an imminent showdown between that Berserker God, and a being called the Super Saiyan God. However, the results of that battle were unknown to me before that time-traveling demon god you’ve allied with filled us in.”“Berserker God.” you mutter, again seeing that power heavily walled off inside you. “So you think that was him?”“The one you saw just before waking up? It could be.” Bane says, contemplatively. “If that first Super Saiyan God’s spirit is still wandering around as that demon said, searching for another “worthy” Saiyan to continue his fight, it would make sense that bastard’s is too.”Almost as if to confirm it, that force slams against the inside of that heavy wall again. But it’s not getting out, not until you’re ready to release that power once more. And hopefully it won’t be until Beerus arrives in a few years. Before you can think about it any further your stomach grumbles, clearly upset with being empty, and breaks your concentration. Opening your eyes, see Divine Dragon Force is still out and conversing, not only with Imagine Dragon but Okira as well.cont
>>5055623“-it’ts haad oo alk ike ees.” Okira says, sounding a bit frustrated. And with that Stand being conjoined to your daughter’s tongue, she clearly has a difficult time speaking normally. “Eee? I ant all!”“Can’t you temporarily banish him, as Karn does with myself?” your Stand asks, Okira shaking her head no.“I’ve even tried to disappear myself.” Imagine Dragon says for her. “But it was no good. I’m as permanent as her hair or tail.”“How about I teach you telepathy?” you ask suddenly, all three turning towards you surprised. Not one had realized you were “back” yet, not even your own Stand. “Not just how to reply, but to reach out to others. That way you can talk to everyone else, and not even have to worry about tripping over your tongue. How does that sound?”“Re-eaay?” she asks, eyes sparkling as she begins almost vibrating in excitement.“Of course kiddo.” you say, weakly reaching up and ruffling her hair. “And we’ll do it-“When?>Right after we eat, we’ll spend the rest of the evening teaching you how it’s done if we have to>First thing tomorrow morning, before training, or breakfast, or even getting out of bed>No better time than right now, you can’t exactly do much else at the moment but still can feel like you’re accomplishing something really good>Oher(write in)
>>5055624>No better time than right now, you can’t exactly do much else at the moment but still can feel like you’re accomplishing something really good
>>5055624>No better time than right now, you can’t exactly do much else at the moment but still can feel like you’re accomplishing something really goodOur kids are the best.
>>5055624>>No better time than right now, you can’t exactly do much else at the moment but still can feel like you’re accomplishing something really good
>>5055625>>5055629>>5055631>>5055633>>5055642>No better time than right now, you can’t exactly do much else at the moment but still can feel like you’re accomplishing something really good wins it. Roll me a 2d100.1st DC: 352nd DC: 50
Rolled 62, 41 = 103 (2d100)>>5055651
Rolled 69, 48 = 117 (2d100)>>5055651
Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d100)>>5055651FOR GREAT FATHERHOOD!
>>5055655.......what the fuck did you do?
>>5055655Holy shit, anon, you got some cursed ass dice.
>>5055652>>5055653>>505565569/100, 48/100. Well, you succeeded on the most important part anyways. Writing.
>>5055655Never become a dad.
>>5055624“-right now. No better time than the present.” you say. Which, you can’t exactly do a lot else right now, but no need to tell her. All of your kids do deserve their one on one time with you, and teaching her this will allow her to more easily communicate with her siblings, and others too. “You ready?”“Mmm hmm!!” she nods enthusiastically, eyes gleaming in excitement.“Alright kiddo, first thing’s first: you have to know who you’re trying to talk to.” you tell her, then switch to telepathy and continue. “Either by seeing them or already knowing them.”She nods once, understanding you clearly. And by her expression, you see that she’s aware you switched mid-conversation to telepathic. Good, that will make things all the easier.“Now, Okira. Focus on what I’m telling you.” you tell her telepathically. “I’m going to ask you a question. And just answer me, okay?”“Okay.” she replies telepathically, nodding again to you. Clearly not realizing she’d answered you telepathically.“What is your name?” you ask her, Okira answering immediately.“Okira.” she replies telepathically, then after a moment her eyes widen as the realization strikes. “Did I-?”“You did.” you reply, smiling at her.“a” Karn Jr calls, you glancing over and ruffling his golden hair. “Now, I’m going to end this link. And I want you to reach out to me. Understood?”“Okay!” she replies, her enthusiasm bleeding through the mental connection. You bask in that warmth for a moment, then end the connection and gesture for her to go ahead. Her brows furrow a moment, then you feel it: “Daddy?”“Yes kiddo?” you answer, as if nothing’s happening. But her face lights up so much it makes your heart smile. She squeals in excitement, lunging forward and hugging herself to you.“I did it! I did it!!” she cheers, squirming in excitement. You can’t help but laugh along with her, enjoying how happy she seems to be. “I really did it!”“Goos job Okira. Now, let’s do it again.” you tell her, once more dropping the connection. You practice this over and over with her, your daughter quickly getting the hang of it. You have her reach out to each of her older siblings, Meloka, and Raven too. As she gets the hang of using telepathy, you feel your eyes starting to droop irresistibly. “Divine Dragon Force. Don’t let...them...fa-“And then darkness takes you. However, this time the darkness is solitary, and peaceful. You enjoy your much-needed rest, relaxing fully in this newfound quiet with a smile on your face. Yet all too soon you feel yourself once again waking up.cont
>>5055705Opening your eyes, you find yourself back in your bed, family sleeping peacefully all around you. You just lay there a moment, smile on your face before realizing a few are missing. Chilli’s not here, no doubt sleeping in one of the other rooms with his wife Megumin. Broly and Chaya aren’t here either, you unsure where they would be this early.But what do you do?>Stay in bed and just rest until everyone with you wakes up, your body no doubt will appreciate the rest>Telepathically reach out to Chaya then Broly, find out where they are and what they’re up to>Sneak out of bed, go hop in the gravity chamber and have a quick, light workout to stretch your body out>Sneak out of bed and dress, taking your ancient sword and fly out over the ocean. You do owe the Rak’kari some dead Mindslayers, and breakfast for your family>Other(write in)
>>5055707>>Sneak out of bed and dress, taking your ancient sword and fly out over the ocean. You do owe the Rak’kari some dead Mindslayers, and breakfast for your familymay as well help the neighbors.
>>5055707>Expand your senses and feel if any of your students are training on their own right now, then Instant Transmission over to join themIt'd only be a light workout, but good for Karn nonetheless.
>>5055707>Sneak out of bed and dress, taking your ancient sword and fly out over the ocean. You do owe the Rak’kari some dead Mindslayers, and breakfast for your familyWe made a promise, lets go fishing.
>>5055707>Expand your senses and feel if any of your students are training on their own right now, then Instant Transmission over to join them
>>5055707>Sneak out of bed and dress, taking your ancient sword and fly out over the ocean. You do owe the Rak’kari some dead Mindslayers, and breakfast for your familyKill the fraggin bastichs
>>5055707>>Sneak out of bed and dress, taking your ancient sword and fly out over the ocean. You do owe the Rak’kari some dead Mindslayers, and breakfast for your family
Rolled 10 (1d15)>>5055711>>5055712>>5055715>>5055716>>5055717>>5055727>>5055729Sneak out of bed and dress, taking your ancient sword and fly out over the ocean. You do owe the Rak’kari some dead Mindslayers, and breakfast for your family wins it. Roll me a 6d100.Every DC: 60
Rolled 62, 81, 20, 33, 62, 49 = 307 (6d100)>>5055732
Rolled 61, 100, 90, 79, 83, 50 = 463 (6d100)>>5055732
Rolled 40, 37, 93, 32, 60, 89 = 351 (6d100)>>5055732
>>5055734>>5055735>>5055733Well....something good fucking happened.
>>5055734Don't get between Saiyans and seafood I guess.
>>5055735>>5055734>>5055733>62, 100, 93, 79, 83, 89So awesome.
>>5055737Would you believe I don't even like fish? Fish and Calamari are my go-to's when it comes to seafood.
>>5055741Meant to say "Shrimp and Calamari"
>>5055733>>5055734>>505573562/100, CRIT/100, 93/100, 79/100, 83/100, 89/100. Overwhelming assault, writing.
>>5055707You remain there, laying in bed for several moments as you ponder your next course of action. Glancing over, you see your sword leaning against the wall, then your stomach grumbles angrily. You then realize that you’d passed out before eating yesterday, and only had breakfast. Combined with the drain on your energy that transformation caused, you’re still feeling rather weak. But your hunger drives you into action. With a gentle touch, you use yout telekinesis to lift your children up off of you, and roll out of bed. Once out of bed you set them all back down, and walk over to the closet to don another suit of armor. Which is when you realize Meloka must have taken your battered suit off of you, as you’re standing there naked. One less step for you, as you quickly don your full suit. Looking around, you find your Bloodstone resting on the small dresser beside the bed, you tucking it away before walking to your sword, and slinging it over your back. Time to get some breakfast!Once dressed and armed you leave the ship you call home, taking a deep breath of the salty pre-dawn air. Then on the exhale transform, taking your Ascended Berserker form with a small shout. But immediately you can tell something’s different. Your power feels incredible, surging higher than you’ve ever felt in this form.“Woah.” you say, looking down at your hands before clenching them, a grin coming to your face. “Heh. Alright then, let’s test this new power out.”With a bit of focus reform your Energy Body, it gleaming brighter than ever before as you then blast out over the ocean. Expanding your ki sense as you fly, you try and search out the abnormal-feeling powerlevels of the Mindslayers. You find the Rak’kari clustered below in their main city after a short flight, and attacking them are what feel to be a pair of Mindslayers.“Perfect.” you say, drawing your blade and taking a deep breath as the magical blade expands to match your size. Then without another word dive straight down into the water. You surge down into the depths, rapidly closing in on the two Abyssal creatures. And just as you see them, both unleash their sonic attacks!“SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!” both roar, you wincing at the sudden sharp pain in your skull. But they’re unaware of your approach, and despite the pain you keep charging. Zeroing in on the stronger beast, you draw your sword back, and swing.cont
>>5055801Your sword cuts straight through the beast’s neck in a single slice, decapitating it in one smooth stroke. Immediately the second one whirls it’s head around towards you, and draws in to fire another screech. But you’re far too fast, continuing the spinning motion as you chargea bit of ki into the ancient blade. Your old Wolf Knight sword begins glowing with soft azure power, and just before it shreiks you sling that energy forward. A slashing blade of azure energy is slung out from the blad, splitting the beast’s head in two. It’s head vanishes inside the sudden cloud of blood dying the water red, you sensing both kis vanishing completely. That’s two.But they are not the only two.Turning away from the mainland, and the crab folk’s city behind you, you expand your senses out towards the open ocean, and sense several, even more powerful Mindslayers all approaching together. But they’re still nowhere near Broly’s strength, much less your own. Time to save the locals.“HAAAA!!” you shout, dashing through the water straight towards the approaching Mindslayers. Your hardened emerald energy lights your path, and after a few seconds see the approaching Mindslayers. They all see you immediately, unleashing their brain-scrambling screeches simultaneously. Yet you don’t stop, gritting your teeth against the pain and blitzing them. “RAAAA!!” With a snarl you attack, swinging your blade down overhead through the closest monster’s skull, you split it vertically down the middle. Immediately it’s head vanishes, disappearing in a cloud of red. The closest one to your left’s head lunges, trying to devour you in a single bite. You twist and dash into it’s mouth, swinging and cleaving the top half of it’s skull off. The remaining two heads lunge at you, mouths full of fangs snapping. But your power is so much greater than the last time you’d fought these things, they almost appear to be moving in slow motion. So without much effort you dodge their attacks, and with a single strike decapitate them both. The two beasts heads are cut clean off their necks, heads dropping down as you reach out with telekinesis, grabbing both bodies. These will make you and your family an excellent breakfast. Sighing out you power down, sheathe your sword, and with each hand grab onto a neck. You then start rising back up towards the surface, when you have another thought:What about the other two bodies?>After carrying these to your home, go back and grab these as well. Someone will eat them>Carry these two to the Rak’kari, then come back and take those other two home for your family’s breakfast>Leave them, but take all four of these heads to the crab folk so they know how many have been slain>Other?(write in)
>>5055802>Carry these two to the Rak’kari, then come back and take those other two home for your family’s breakfast
>>5055802>Carry these two to the Rak’kari, then come back and take those other two home for your family’s breakfastIts a good day.
>>5055802>>Carry these two to the Rak’kari, then come back and take those other two home for your family’s breakfast
>>5055805>>5055807>>5055809>>5055812>>5055819Carry these two to the Rak’kari, then come back and take those other two home for your family’s breakfast wins it. Writing.
>>5055802Despite the growling of your stomach, you don’t immediately take these two home and begin cooking them for yourself. Instead you turn around, focusing on the many powerlevels of the Rak’kari. Searching out the strongest among them you zero in on it, and for an instant consider just teleporting directly to it. But decide against that rather quickly, as you aren’t sure you’d be able to find this patch of ocean again. Instead you dash straight up, flying directly to the surface where you exhale the air still left in your lungs, then take another giant breath before diving back down. With your gifts for the Rak’kari in tow, you dive back down to the seabed, seeing where the two corpses now lay, then dash away towards the crab people’s civilization.After only a few seconds of high-speed travel, you see the first two Mindslayer corpses laying in the sand, with more than two dozen Rak’kari around them. One of them emitting a very familiar glow. So you slow to a stop before them, dropping these bodues beside the other two and addressing their people’s version of you.“Good morning.” you think to the glowing Rak’kari, his name escaping you.“A good morning for a hunt.” he replies, looking over the dead creatures. “You took down four? All by yourself?”“Six, actually.” you reply. “But those other two are breakfast for me and my family, you cannot have them.”“I see.” he replies. “Gracious, for giving us two thirds of your prey.”“Of course. Hope this helps mend bridges, after last time.” you reply, not directly speaking about that incident with the Last M’lurnian.“Gracious. We seek not armed conflict with you or yours, surface dweller.” he replies. “A good day, and good feast.”“And to you.” you reply, giving a Saiyan salute as he shows his soft underbelly out of mutual respect, then you turn and blitz back towards your awaiting meal. What was that guy’s name?You try remembering all the way back to your food, and even onfe you’ve reclaimed it, resurfaced, and flown all the way back to your own little private island still can’t remember what he was called. But you put that aside, and instead focus on what’s most important: breakfast. Using your ki, you cook both beasts in short order, cleaving the tail off of one and start chowing down immediately to satiate your burning hunger. You’re halfway through the entire tail before the hunger pain begins fading, and wiping your mouth with the back of your hand rise up to your feet. Time to wake your family up, so they can all come eat too. But as you turn back towards the ship, you see an unexpected figure standing before you.“Good morning, Karn. You and I, there is something we must discuss.”It’s Kars!?-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 166 paused-
>>5055831And that’s it for this weekend’s run, enjoying this episode so far? Ready to see where this wild ride goes next, and what other surprises are in store? Curious how the tournament will play out, and what Chaya and Broly are up to so early in the morning? Enjoy spending a little more time with your quietest, and potentially strongest kid? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
>>5055831KAIDAMNIT YOU DAMNED THING, DON'T BOTHER US WHEN WE EAT FOR ASSISTED SUICIDE!>>5055832I am eager to see the end of the tournament, and I want to know what the kids are up to this morning.
>>5055832Thanks again for the run GD. Reading this quest makes my workdays fly by, so I always look forward to it.
>>5055835I will say those last two things are related.>>5055844Glad you enjoyed, this episode has been fun so far. Not as action-packed as the last one, but still fun
>>5055849>I will say those last two things are related......for Kars coming for us to kill him, or them doing secret last minuet training for the tournament?
>>5055851>end of the tournament, and I want to know what the kids are up to this morningThese two things.
>>5055852Oh thank goodness, if that fuck boy looked at our kids he'd die faster.
Power Levels for our timeline were updated for the most part. Karn is indeed at 74 Million base now, which takes him up to 44 Billion in Ascended Berserker.
>>5055853You say that like he didn’t learn his lesson against Chilli>>5055946Partially updated anyways.
>>5056285>You say that like he didn’t learn his lesson against ChilliIf he learned his lesson, he'd be handing Nabu over to face his punishment.That or he would have at least called before showing up on New Salda again.
>>5055832>And that’s it for this weekend’s run, enjoying this episode so far? Ready to see where this wild ride goes next, and what other surprises are in store? Curious how the tournament will play outYes.>and what Chaya and Broly are up to so early in the morning?Is Broly teaching her the Energy Body?>Enjoy spending a little more time with your quietest, and potentially strongest kid?Yes.>>5055831>“Good morning, Karn. You and I, there is something we must discuss.”I get the feeling Shin does not know he is back on New Salda.>>5056329>That or he would have at least called before showing up on New Salda again.I think he has something to talk about that he wants the least people to know about. So no telepathic announcements to Karn before Kai Kai teleport, because Raven and Chilli can overhear telepathic conversations. Notice that Karn did not sense his energy and only found out he is there when he saw him. Kars is suppressing his energy. Therefore I get the impression he wants to talk about something in secret. Also I edited Karn's picture, to show how menacing he is.
>>5056285So if Berserker is the power that fuels Evil Saiyans, what exactly is the thing that Cumber and Turles are doing in SDBH?
Reminder not to immediately not pound Kars into dust when we start the next session, we might be able to convince him to stop being stupid after scaring him shitless, also he may or may not have something important to say.
>>5056484It won't come to that unless Kars does something stupid, just like every other time he's interacted with Karn.
>>5056329>he'd be handing Nabu over to face his punishment.But he did hand Nabu over, to his boss. Who only learned about what was happening from one of Jergal’s messengers, who arrived to Shin’s place as Chilli was fighting.>>5056461Glad you enjoyed, and no. She and Broly are up to something else, after mutual agreement on something. You’ll just have to wait for the tournament to see what it was now.>I get the feeling Shin does not know he is back on New Salda.That feeling would be correct!>Also I edited Karn's picture, to show how menacing he is.11/10 edit, this IS how Trunks sees him.>>5056479Not quite. And I can’t say much more without spoiling future events. But I will say this much: Evil Saiyans and Super Saiyans are both older powers available to Saiyans than the Berserker “mutation”, as it was created later.>>5056484He does have something he wants to talk about, and didn’t show up for a fight.>>5056486He is very cautious around Karn, after how easily his Super Saiyan form was slaughtered. The only reason he was so arrogant last time, is because you were maybe twenty seconds from passing out of pure exhaustion, and could barely move.
>>5056562>Spoiler about Saiyan's.power.So in that case, where does Cumber's Orange Super Saiyan and Oozaru form falls under. Are they even things here?
>>5056584I also want to know if this transformation line is unique to Cumber or if it's available to ever Evil Saiyan.The revised transformation chart is gonna be fucking bonkers.
>>5056584I was under the impression that the orange hair was just to cosmetically differentiate Ancient Saiyan from modern day Saiyans. Although knowing GD I half-expect there’s more to it than just that in this quest.
>>5056605I like to think it isn't specifically Evil Saiyan dictated but more primordial and closer to the primal embodiment that is the original depiction of the super Saiyan of legend. >>5056618That's my opinion as well, hence why I'm really curious to hear the answer from the GD himself.
>>5056622And it also would fit the initial design for SS since unlike usual SS Cumber's eyes are always red (Except when the games and artist forget that fact). It feels like it doesn't have the calming tranquility and honed focus that the green eyes of super Saiyan normally depict. To me it radiates pure, unadulterated emotion and primal instinct. Raw passion takes to their logical extreme as they are closer to the destructive embodiment that Saiyans pride themselves to be. You can just feel the primal fury of the oozaru radiating from those bloody red eyes while channeled in the SS form. Thus, burning at a hotter orange than the typical yellow.
>>5056622>but more primordial and closer to the primal embodiment that is the original depiction of the super Saiyan of legend. Ancient Saiyans did possess Ki that’s completely different from their modern day counterparts, so I’m starting to buy into this line of thinking as well.
>>5056628It also helped those Ancient Saiyans didn't lose their tails or their roots. Evolution could have tempered those burning embers of passion to try and retroactively make a more manageable form. Since the old legends had the SS form be more instinct-driven and given their barbaric nature it naturally translated into a form that loves destruction and slaughter. But it could also be a case of nurture as well given the Saiyan race diverged from savage brutes to a traditional warrior tribe of conquerors. Heck, Earth flat out converted them into noble martial artists and peacekeepers. So maybe that gradual change is what led to their ki signature and its structure is so radically different from ancient Saiyans.Now that I think about it, Berserker (and by extension Legendary) may be a mutational means to reach back out to tapping to their roots.
>>5056636Oh wow, Goku got tall. Sorry I meant Bardock. Sorry I meant Turles. I feel like even Raditz didn't look this generic goku faced.
>>5056662I mean if you want to go the ancestral rabbit hole, there's the whole theory-o that Cumber is Goku's ancestor and Yamoshi is Vegeta's. But that comes with the implication of the chosen one archetype and I know people abhorred that kind of stuff in any application or fashion. Turles in one of the Japanese supplements mention him as Goku's brother.
>>5056666Nice, satan agrees.
>>5056484>>5056486Its Kars. He is in front of us without Nobu. And he's part God. He dies for being stupid and wasting our time as we eat.
>>5056666One problem, people don't look the same like that over such a huge period of time. You'd need serious selective breeding to keep people looking the same like that. Not inbreeding, selective breeding. There's an almost zero chance that an "ancient" ancestor would look even remotely like one of their descendants. I mean it's considered a remarkable thing when someone is the spitting image of a grandparent and that's not even a single lifetime apart.Honestly it's just fucking lazy.
>>5056681You're not wrong about it being lazy. It's that same cutting corners thing that made people meme that Yamcha is Gohan's real dad.
>>5056684It is very well known that Yamcha 1) has a tail and 2) is a chad that totally bangs all the starlets of the DB verse. This is not an excerpt from Yamcha's personal diary.
>>5056584I don’r want to go too in depth on things that will become more relevant later. Seriously don’t want to spoil upcoming surprises.>>5056666That is some awful, ninja-jesus-tier ancestor garbage.>>5056674But will he be wasting your time? Or offering something worth considering?
>>5056701That's fair. Just legit curious since with how fragrant super Saiyan have been appearing in recent years, surely one of them would hit that primordial jackpot and be the second coming of Cumber. Yamoshi's inevitable, especially with Meloka falling down that path.We already got Legendary/Berserker, Primal, and even Wrathful for the pureblooded Saiyans. Or else I would start mentioning the demon realm Saiyan hybrids.
>>5056701>But will he be wasting your time? Or offering something worth considering?Well considering he's either had nothing of value while being an annoyance at best, or an outright enemy protecting our foes at worst. He needs to die eventually.
>>5056705Not likely, as the ancient ‘Evil Saiyans’ are a dead breed.>>5056720You have no idea why he’s actually here.
>>5056757>You have no idea why he’s actually hereNo true. I know it has to do with Shin being incompetent, because that's always the case.
I'm really looking forward to sering our demon kids again. See how Koruza's doing with his Stand, how powerful Maza is, and whether Milha's got anything interesting going on (has she hit the Primal Demon form, too?).And as I said before, beating up Ace for knocking up Future-Chaya, which I'm sure has happened.
>>5056757There's a lot to impact from that line, like if this is the timeline where Yamashi won or some normally existing out there to make both ancient and evil Saiyan on a hush basis for now. But I won't dive in further and just wait to see what you have planned for the concept. Be it a month or a year from now.
>>5056757he said as much for me>>5056759Otherwise he is going to say something that will end in his painful death. His words just mean how quick and painful it will end up being. Especially seeing as we explicitly said to not come back, not even a day after he pulled his stunt.
>>5056562>But I will say this much:So what I'm getting from this, is that a Evil Saiyan did the forceful snu snu with a Super Saiyan, and the baby ended up being a mutated fusion, which started the Berserker Line.
>>5056801Uhhhh.....our wife is the Superest Super Saiyan....whom will be the Super Saiyan God...who is yandere for the Berserker God to Be. It, and follow me on this one, be the other way around.
>>5056804may* be. Fuck you 4chins, I wrote that out.
>>5056804What part of that statement made you think I was referring at all to Karn and Meloka?
>>5056814I'm implying it was the reverse of the event you previously stated. Using Karn and Meloka as a modern example. Dumbass. What part of, follow me on this one, did not understand?
>>5056759>I know it has to do with Shin being incompetent, because that's always the case.Okay fair, you know a little of why he’s here.>>5056776>and whether Milha's got anything interesting going onShe understands Chilli’s struggle the best, being magically gifted herself and having talked a bit after the war at his wedding.>>5056784Bane did tell you of their end.>>5056786>Especially seeing as we explicitly said to not come backBut he didn’t go back to The Thieves’ Den :^)
>>5056834>But he didn’t go back to The Thieves’ DenOh fuck Kars is a rules lawyer. AND a min/maxer? Fuck man I think he's too strong for us.
>>5056834>But he didn’t go back to The Thieves’ Den :^)What a cheeky smartass
>>5056886The man learns from every organic specimen he encounters, so it's safe to assume he picked it up from somebody down the line. Probably pic related.
>>5056834>But he didn’t go back to The Thieves’ Den :^)Karn's greatest enemies were smart, so this smartass is about to be vaporized.
>>5056839>min/maxerThat’s implying he has a dump stat.>>5056886>>5057068He would enjoy being smug about that one, were it brought up
>>5057076>That’s implying he has a dump stat.He better pray to whatever god he believes in it's not int, or hes gonna be in for a very sad time when dealing with Karn. He's gonna need a pretty good reason for Karn not to blow him up.
>>5057087It's not low INT that let's Karn take advantage of the Gods, it's low WIS.
>>5057076>That’s implying he has a dump stat.Yeah he's got pretty low wis compared to everything else. He just has high saves thanks to his class.
>>5057087>>5057277>>5057343His wisdom isn’t bad, but he wasn’t immune to Joseph Joestar’s insane AoE debuff. Which specifically targets a foe’s(and often allies) Insight.
I'm so thankful SSG didn't end up like this. Say what you will about Toriyama but even he isn't that dense to realize the faults of making even buffer SS3 but with a cape
>>5057447Remove the cape and I could get behind the design.
>>5057502I mean yeah if it was just the wild main of SS3 or SS4 but with red hair, you would be on to something. But I really appreciate the less is more design of God. Blue is the one that should've gone for that more wild design to be more than just pallet swapped Super Saiyan.
>>5057076>He would enjoy being smug about that one, were it brought upSo he wants to die by DDF hitting him face first then.
>>5057447>>5057502>>5057534I’m personally glad Toriyama shot this proposed Super Saiyan God design down. We already have 4 with GT, and Super Saiyan God is personally one of my favorite form designs of the last decade. Sleek, simple, and unexpected>>5057540Really need to let the hateboner die off, it isn’t healthy to keep your blood pressure up like that
>>5057550Some say 4 should have been that, but that much yellow isn't good on the eyes.
>>5057550>Really need to let the hateboner die off, it isn’t healthy to keep your blood pressure up like thatLies, Saiyan women love that. In equal measure to my hate of the smarmy shit that stole our quarry.
>>5057550Agreed though Ultra Instinct and I believe Ultra Ego arguably takes away from that uniqueness. But honestly, after Blue and its many different forms/derivatives, I can accept Toriyama beating that lesson deeply to the fanbase. I just wish the omen form was the end all be all appearance for these godly techniques.
QM UPDATELooking at having a more peaceful epilogue this time, still not revealing what Broly and Chaya are up to, but getting some character development for a certain character after the past episode.>>5057553Still not as bright as MUI’s cgaura, but would blend too much for my taste. Which is why SSGod looks better on Vegeta, while Blue looks better on Goku. Balanced colors.>>5057554>our quarryNo, it was Chilli’s following divine orders. But a deity above Jergal called a stop to it, and only Kars could be dispatched to react in time. Ironically, he and Chilli are in relatively similar positions: one ordered to execute Nabu, the other ordered to save him.>>5057557Omen had the best reveal of a form, and the hypest moments of anything from DBS hands down.
>>5057560>But a deity above Jergal called a stop to it,Oh word? Nah I'm not mad I just wanna talk to them. Honest.
Not many people heard about Lobo before. Now after he boldly attacked Karn's son under Vox's cameras in front of an arena nearly entirely packed with members of a Saiyan warrior race and also some Crarl - Ctarl and Karn himself, Meloka, their powerful children, king Vegeta, Nappa, Turles and even emperor of the universe Freeza in his Golden form. And after that the last Czarnian started fighting some of them too. Is the main man now a legend among the criminals?
>>5057970I imagine he already was in his usual area of space. That said, he's probably gonna get a lot more work after this outing.
>>5057839Ha>>5057970He already was. But now he’s very-widely known, and despite “losing”, having Freeza return in his “base” fourth form and calling a pause to the tournament for the day and Karn still down has everyone speculating wildly. Especially after someone clipped with the time stamps a shot of Lobo’s hog flying off New Salda as the portal re-opened with Freeza carrying base form Karn through.
Were Bardock, Gine and Raditz at the arena watching Kakarot compete?Is Raditz above 18 now so he could not enter the tournament?
>>5058104Gine was. Bardock was mysteriously absent.Yes he is.
>>5058161Isn't he always?
>>5058196He's being seeing the future leave him alone.
>>5058212Did he go to the fish planet in this timeline?
>>5058237Nah he just bumped his head showering one day.
>>5058240>Bardock wakes up, heads to the shower>Gine walks out>Bardock observes>Fails to notice the bar of soap Gine left on the floor>Dings the back of his head on a hyper-reinforced towel rack>Proceeds to convulse on the shower floor for a half hour before Raditz finds him>Doesn't understand why people don't believe he can see the future after that
>>5058244The true story of all real psychics.
>>5058196No, he was absent for an actual reason.>>5058196Not quite. Usually he’s training as much if not more than you yourself. But this time was different.>>5058212Not in this timeline. His squad perished and he left the PTO with Gine, Raditz, and pod’d Kakarot with his Tree of Might seed. Someone else’s team took them out.
>>5058255Alright, I know this isn't gonna get answered by you directly, but how'd he get his hands on a seed from the Tree of Might?Does he have anymore left?Would Frieza be willing to use them to destroy planets scheduled for demolition by Beerus?
>>5058378He and his team ran up on a planet with one, the locals slaughtered his team, he ate the fruit and destroyed that planet back. No, he lost the seed once he was captured, and now the seed’s location is unknown.
>>5058610>Possible side quest. "Find the seed of the Tree of Might".Though that seems like a hard one. Finding that may require a lot of effort. Would it be worth it though? Karn has huge base power level. Would the fruit make a big difference now or was it only a big deal when Karn and everyone he knew were weaker in the past? In our timeline seems like we can only plant it on a normal mortal planet, so would it give enough power to the fruit to significantly empower somebody like Karn or Freeza?
>>5058610Huh. I don't know why I didn't expect a straight answer, but I guess that's on me.Looking forward to the epilogue by the way.
>>5058768The fruit’s power depends on the world consumed. However, the current owner of the seed will not give it up.>>5058769Well you did ask a question about known events from back in the first two years of the quest. Not gonna make someone go reread all of that for a simple answer
>>5058810Is there anybody in the mortal realm right now that knows the Spirit Bomb technique?Would Towa's Cell know it?Would he ever mention it to Karn, Meloka, or Chilli?
>>5058892I thought you needed to be "pure of heart" to use it? So pretty much the only ones who could use it are cauli, or some of the younger children.
>>5058929Regardless of who can or can't use it, it's still a great OH-SHIT button.Especially on a planet like New Salda where the minimum powerlevel is in the 5 digits and the average powerlevel is in 6 digits, and that's assuming it's passive energy and not actively given energy.Then there's also the extremely healthy flora and fauna on New Salda, adding further to the potential energy of a Spirit bomb formed in her atmosphere.And depending on how good the user is with energy control, they can take energy from the surrounding planets in the solar system as well.It's devastating under the right circumstances.
>>5058892No, yes, and probably not. It’s not a practical technique.>>5058929Yes and no. Pure could mean a lot of things, after all.>>5058934Not really. You need plot armor more dense than Jiren’s aura to ever pull it off. Without dozens if not hundreds dying before you could use it.
>>5058972Fair enough. Relying on a technique with a multiple minute start-up is a great way to get killed.That said, I feel like there's a ton you could do by utilizing the principles of the technique itself.
QM UPDATEOkay so important news, this episode unfortunately will not continue this weekend, as family will be over for thanksgiving. Yes it’s a week early, but this is the only time everyone has available. So instead I’ll add onto the intermission I’d already planned, and post all of that Saturday. Then hopefully a second one from someone else’s perspective, or perhaps one of another alt timeline?
>>5059015Sucks, but at least you get to see your family.
>>5058985Yes it is. As for energy transferring, well. I won’t say WHO, but someone’s working on something like that. Although a lot less peaceful, and requiring willing subjects.>>5059018Yes, and first time seeing the new niece in person too
>>5059033>and requiring willing subjects.And NOT requiring willing subjects.How did I not notice that typo?
>>5058972It was always bizarre to me that despite the absurd speeds at which most combat happens in DBZ, characters still pull out attacks with minutes long charge times.
>>5059255Remember, ANY time numbers are involved, there is a very high chance the writer has zero idea what it actually realistically would correspond to.
>>5059255>>5059367If you reread the manga, that part of the Freeza fight actually takes around the same time as the Gohan and Goku vs Raditz. Anime really extended it out with extra scenes, like the gohan vs Freeza episode
>>5059643Namek Saga made me quit my Dragonball rewatch a few years back. I couldn’t stand watching anymore episodes where NOTHING fucking happens.
Ultra instinct Shaggy has been brought into cartoon networks new fighting game "multiverse"Don't let your memes be dreams.
>>5059747Please tell me this is a joke.
>>5059688Why I suggest the reread instead. And if your eyes suck or you hate squinting, go with a vizbig volume. 4 covers Piccolo vs Freeza through the arrival of the androids.>>5059747Ever since Sans got in smash I knew reality<memes>>5059850“Esto es el fin.”And that is the last of those jokes to be made
>>5059865Least it's not Goku jobbing to cubes, speaking of which did you catch the new chapter
>>5059867Yes.>>5059869>>5059891The strongest shape in the universe
>>5059892Thoughts on it? If nothing else I like the wuxia elements Gas is bringing by using more complex ki constructs for his weapon.
>>5059923Context?>>5059963Just glad they didn’t have Bardock go Super Saiyan to beat Gas. Speaking of, I wonder how he would feel if he knew he was copying Tunnip, a Saiyan’s, fighting style? Also not bringing them to the forefront until after their arc is told, and even then only IF Karn and crew ever have reasons to interact with them
>>5059993I think its some monster thing from Evangelion, and it started off as a floating cube before shooting star lasers.
>>5059999Yet another series I never touched, neat.
>>5060011I haven't either unless you count porn or weird memes.
>>5060016The porn and weird memes are more consistent and understandable than the actual material itself.
>>5060106Yeah, looks like it.
Just a reminder there is no episode today, it will be next weekend. Instead we’re getting an intermission later today, and another one hopefully thursday
>>5060396Oh yeah, forgot about that. Oh well, Kyle is innocent and the commies seethe.
>>5060396While we're all waiting here, read any good manga recently?I've been catching up on Kengan Omega. Great choreography, and plenty of tropes that Baki and DBZ fans would be familiar with.
>>5059015>is the only time everyone has availableWill your younger brother that is in the military be able to be there too?>>5059747>Ultra instinct Shaggy has been brought into cartoon networks new fighting game "multiverse">>5059865>reality<memesNow I'm waiting for El Hermano to become canon.
>>5060413Figured they would have sacrificed him for the mob.>>5060494Nope, been too busy to read anything but what’s related to upcoming quest events.>>5060503Not yet. He’s somewhere down south at the moment, but he’ll be back home before the month is through.And not in this quest he won’t
>>5060494I’ve been rereading Out and Sun Ken Rock lately.>Kengan OmegaAnother good one I’ve been following, although the current tournament has been a bit disappointing.
>>5060529>Figured they would have sacrificed him for the mob.They live there and know what went down, they must have realized that's better protecting Kyle's that scaring them into not stopping the rioters in the streets.
>>5060541I remember never finishing Out despite liking it quite a bit. It becomes a bit if a chore waiting weeks, if not months, for scans in the middle of a huge fight.
>>5060576A classic case of scanlator infighting caused the long wait between chapters. I think it’s just one guy doing all the translating, redrawing and typesetting now.
Man it’s a good thing Chilli’s memory is better than mine. Because he remembered Kent Nelson’s name
>>5060736It's really a shame when a character's alter ego overshadows their actual identity, even if it is the norm in comics.Conversely, it's refreshing to see people talk about Bruce, Clark, Peter, etc. in open conversation, but I guess that's really a testament to how the focus has been shifted for those characters over time.All that said, nobody's gonna fault you for forgetting Kent Nelson's name. I'm sure even Nabu has forgotten it more than once.
>>5060761True. I had to re-look up both his, and Pinrut’s. I think you know where this epilogue’s going now.
Hey, I am really fucking behind here but I just saw an video on dark souls 2 cut content and I just got reminded of this quest, why? Because it was about the darklurker being called agadyne's stand in the fucking files.So, yeah I have no friggin idea if that was someone GD knew but well, maybe this is an hint on what beating him gave you guys, bye I'm gonna try to catch up now.
>>5060812>Here when Darklurker was a thingHooooboooy, I do and I don't envy how much catching up you got to do.
>>5060812You are in for a shitload of crazy shit.
>>5060812Oh you’re in for a wild ride anon. Have fun!
QM UPDATEAt this rate, it may be Sunday before I finish this epilogue. Already eight full posts done, and this one will have at least one more.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 166 Intermission-AGE 750, NEW SALDA“Here hun, I got you.” your mom Meloka says, walking over towards your dad. “Broly, could you get your siblings?”“Of course.” he says, walking over and gently pries your youngest sister Okira off her gi, then Meloka hands him Karn Jr as well so she can focus on helping your dad. “You sure you’re okay dad?”“I will be.” he says tiredly tiredly, giving your brother a smile that’s clearly trying to hide how much moving hurts him still. “That transformation, the third Berserker form. It completely burned up my body’s energy. I’m sure that, after a good night’s rest, I’ll be back to normal.”“Oh, okay.” your older brother says, seeming far less worried than he was before. But you aren’t. Whatever he did, your dad couldn’t fight your wife Megimin in the shape he’s in now“C’mon Karn, we need to go.” Meloka says, lifting your dad up into the air. “You still have students to train.”“Right, let’s go.” you hear him say, still determined to go despite the shape he’s still in. Your sister Caulifla may have healed him, but she can’t fix exhaustion. And you’re about to follow, when you feel Megumin grab harder onto your arm. “Hold on. You’re not really going too, are you?” she asks you, voice sounding tight and worried. “You’re not going to rest?”“I...” you start, realizing that you were about to go along just out of habit. But after fighting that deific asshole, and your explosive fight with Caulifla even earlier, realize that you’re exhausted. And, even more importantly, starving. You haven’t eaten anything sinvr breakfast, and that was before the tournament started. “You’re right. I just told Freeza I wanted to bring my best to the next fight, which won’t happen if I don’t let my body recover. C’mon, let’s get something to eat.”And you wave to Raven, thanking her for her help again before taking your wife in your arms, lifting off the island’s sandy surface and flying back towards your dad’s ship. You are Chilli son of Karn, the only Super Saiyan archwizard and one of Jergal’s deadly Reapers. Given access to Death Magic, you wielded it against a so-called god named Nabu, and would have killed the pathetic deity had Kars not interfered. The late Guardian had warned you of the vampiric creature, a being that lives off the blood of others, and as you saw in his fight against Tanya and your dad, he can copy the abilities of other living beings. He even copied the Super Saiyan transformation. Which is why when he showed up, you immediately tried to end him too. But Kars teleported away like a coward, saving that mask-dwelling Nabu from facing his end. But you’ll get him next time, and that bastard Nabu too!
>>5060952As you’re in the air, Megumin seems to be pondering something before finally turning to look at you, an odd look on her face.“Everything okay?” you ask, sensing something’s wrong but her frown only deepens. So you stop, turning your full attention to her. “Megumin? What is it?”“Why did you go off alone?” she asks you, staring deep into your eyes. “Why didn’t you bring me to back you up? Do you not think I can help in a fight anymore?”“No, absolutely not.” you tell her. “The only people I’d trust to watch my back more than you are my parents, Broly, and Freeza.”“And we were all there. Yet you left us all behind.” she says, but despite her tone being angry her eyes tell a different story. She’s confused and hurt, not understanding why you did what what you did as tears form in her eyes. “You went to fight an ACTUAL GOD, and didn’t think to bring backup? What were you thinking?”“I didn’t want anyone else ge-” you start to say, but realize immediately that “not wanting anyone else getting hurt” isn’t the truth. Or, at least not the whole truth. There is more to it. You think on it for several moments, searching for the real reason why. With your Shadow Step, you could have taken at least one other person with you. And with Momma still being conscious, and having seemingly taken no damage, could have taken you and whoever else directly to Lord Boros as well. So why DID you take off alone? Are you really that careless, making rash, impulsive decisions like you criticized Chaya for several times during the Hive War? So you begin speaking your thoughts aloud, working through it.“I....I dunno.” you finally say, suddenly feeling very unsure about yourself. “I didn’t want anybody else getting hurt, and Jergal had just boosted my power when I woke up. So I was certain I would win. Not sure how much of that was him, and how much was the zenkai from almost dying to the assasain. But he told me to do it, to go and avenge myself and my family from that deity’s actions. So I lept right into battle. Just like dad does.” “Is that why?” she asks you, her tone suddenly changing. You aren’t sure why, but now she seems like she’s choosing her words very carefully now. “You throw yourself at danger because you want to be like your dad?”“Yes. No. I dunno.” you say, feeling all sorts of complicated emotions rising up. And you aren’t sure how to process them all, one tumbling into another. “My dad just makes everyone feel safe, y’know? Like back at the tournament, when he caught that Oozaru girl Parsla punched a hole through and swung at the crowd. When people saw your dad move in, the screaming stopped and everyone just stopped trying to brace themselves or run away. Everyone believes in him, that he’ll be strong enough to save them from whatever happens.”
>>5060953“And you want, what? Everyone to look at you the same way?” she asks, sounding just as confused as your emotions feel. “Do you want everyone out in the whole universe relying on you just like him too?”“I-I don’t know.” you reply.“Well I don’t want everyone relying on you!” she says, shouting a bit and startling you. “I want to be selfish, and keep you all for myself! I want to hold you to me and never let you go! I don’t want you running off and fighting all sorts of who knows whats, leaving me behind to worry if you’re ever coming back. And if we have to fight, I want it to be us fighting together! I don’t want a hero, I want my husband!”At this she just breaks down sobbing, you holding her tightly to you as she cries. Her entire body shakes as she does, you try your best to put yourself in her shoes. Which doesn’t take long, just switching the roles paints you a clear picture. If Megu’d almost been assassinated, then the moment she woke up just vanished, TWICE, you’d be freaking out and panicking! Trying absolutely everything you could to figure out where she went, and how you could get to her. As you realize this, you feel new resolve hardening inside you: you’re going to fix this.“I understand.” you tell her, just holding your wife to you as she vents her emotions out. After another minute or so she gets herself back under control, wiping her eyes on her left sleeve. “I get it. I won’t go running of like that again, without a damn good reason.”“I-“ she starts, your stomach grumbling angrily. She feels it, your bodies still pressed tight together and all the tension in the air just evaporates. You both share a look, Megu’s face cracking first. “Pfffft!”And then neither of you are able to hold it in, and just start laughing. It feels good to just laugh, letting all your worries and emotions go to just relax and enjoy yourselves. After the day you’ve had, you really needed a laugh.“C’mon, let’s get something to eat.” you say, still chuckling a bit while resuming your flight back to your dad’s place. The rest of the flight is uneventful, landing atop the hole to the M’lurnian ruins you’d sealed. But surprisingly, as you land someone was here waiting, and rises up out of the sands just outside the ship. Or rather, almost someone. As the figure rises you see what could possibly be a splitjaw skeleton rising, taking a knee before you as it emerges. “Who’re you?”
>>5060955“Lord Jergal sends this one, o Reaper.” the corpse says, you now seeing it holding something clutched to it’s chest in both hands. Something familiar.“Wait, is that-?” Megumin asks, you taking a step forward as the skeleton holds your sheathed sword out to you. Nervously you reach out, clasping the leather scabbard in your left, and the handle in your right. Glancing to Megumin as doubt and confusion swirl around your mind, she looks mildly nervous. Moreso due to the talking skeleton than the old sword. You share a look, Megumin giving a quick nod, and you turn back to your weapon. Then with a deep breath, draw the broken weapon. Only, your Blue Flame is broken no longer. “Woaah.”You draw the full length of the magic staff sword from the scabbard, unable to speak as you look upon the fully restored weapon. The patterns in the magically-enhanced metal are perfect, not a hit of the previous snap nor any other damage present on the entire weapon. In fact, it looks in better condition than it was when you’d found it down in the M’lurnian ruins. Confused, you turn back to the corpse which continues to speak.“For your excellent performance and dedication to your mission, Lord Jergal gifts you with this small boon.” the skeleton replies, then sighs out sounding like a cold wind through a graveyard.“Give Lord Jergal my thanks.” you say, but then to your surprise the skeleton begins turning to dust before your eyes!“Thanks are not necessary.” it says, rapidly disappearing into the gentle breeze. “But do not forget to write the name...of...”And he’s gone, the last of that corpse turning fully to dust and blowing away with the breeze. You blink a few times, then turn back to Megumin holding your repaired blade.“Perks of the job?” she asks, you nodding, chuckling and sheathing the blade as you start taking off your robe. She holds it as you slide the scabbard back onto your back, the familiar weight sliding right back into place as if it’d never left. You then throw your robe back on, Megumin letting out a low whistle before you both head inside. Your meal is a modest affair, and despite the time together still don’t know how Megumin can eat so little and still call herself full as you eat for nearly twenty minutes longer. But your wife is patient, and as you finish she rises to take her leave. But first you snap, summoning your tome and drawing the pen from it’s storage in the spine. “What’re you doing?”
>>5060957“I killed the man who’s body that god imprisoned and took control of.” you tell her, flipping towards the back where you’d written the dragon’s name. “His name was Kent Nelson.”Then without hesitation jab the pen’s tip into your left wrist, drawing some of your blood to write with as Megumin gasps surprised. But you don’t even flinch at the pinprick, setting the book down and quickly writing down the day, his name, and cause of death. Once that’s done, you put the pin’s tip back into your arm, and with a gentle push of magic return the excess blood back into your system. Then as you draw the pen back out, the wound seals itself back.“Ummm, do you have to do that EVERY time?” she asks, looking a bit uncomfortably at your now-unmarked wrist. “The whole drawing your own blood thing?”“Usually not my own blood, as long as they still have a body.” you tell her, storing the pen and then vanishing the book with another snap. “But after that coward god hiding in a mask lost it’s hold on the man, his body quickly fell to dust. No doubt time catching back up with him, without that god’s aegis.”“Oh, I see.” she says as you rise back to your feet. “Well, at least we have the rest of the day to ourselves now.”“Not quite.” you say, remembering Jergal’s words. There’s one thing I gotta do first, then we can spend the rest how you want.”“Really?” she asks, head cocked. “What’s that?“Remember that guy I stuck to the arena wall?” you ask her, Megumin nodding. “I have to kill him again.”“Wait, what?” she asks. “And what do you mean by again?”Quickly you explain how Broly’s attacks against Kaliflor Clan-Clan’s bestial final form killed Pinrut. Then about how you accidentally undid his death with your Chaos magic, and the effects that could cause.“But do you really have to kill him?” she asks, almost pleadingly.“Sorry, but I got the power I did to face Nabu because I agreed to kill Pinrut as well.” you tell her with a sigh. You hate seeing her upset, especially about something you can’t change. “But he has to die.”“That’s not what I asked.” she says, you raising a brow curious. “I asked if you have to be the one to kill him.”“M-Megu?” you ask, eyes widening in surprise as you realize what she’s saying. “You...”“We’re a team, remember?” she asks, trying to put on a brave smile despite looking a bit uneasy. “We’re partners. Through both good and bad, we’re in this together. And I think you have enough on your shoulders Chilli, you can rely on me too.”“I appreciate it.” you say, hugging your wife close to you. “Thank you.”You hold her close for maybe a minute before letting go, your wife eyes serious as they meet yours.“Let’s do this.” she says, and the two of you leave your dad’s ship behind.
>>5060958Back outside Megumin hops on your back, arms around your neck as you hold her by the upper thighs and lift up into the air. But then you realize something: You have no idea where Pinrut is.“Give me a second here, and I’ll find him.” you tell her, closing your eyes and focusing. Picturing the scumbag cowering before you in your mind, you reach out telepathically, and think to him. “Pinrut. I know you can hear me. I’ll meet you at the arena in five minutes. Come alone, or bring whoever you want, it doesn’t make a difference. We need to talk.”And with that, you end the connection and no longer feel his fear bleeding through the mental link.“Alright, I’ve set the place. Hang on.” you tell her, and take off back towards the arena. You take an easy pace, slow enough to not blow off either yours or Megumin’s hats. It takes you a few minutes, yet as you arrive flying over the arena you see five different Saiyans all standing there. Each one stronger than the last, Pinrut actually the weakest among them all. Yet something’s off. He was nearly twice your base form’s strength before, yet now you feel your powerlevel is nearly equal to his own. This will be easy. You call out to them while dropping out of the air, landing before the five of them on the broken arena floor. “Greetings. I hope none of the rest of you will interfere?”“He’s under my protection.” a tall, broad, heavily-scarred Saiyan built like your father steps forward, his power easily three times your own. “What do you want?”“Well, that’s a problem.” you say, sighing out as Megumin begins backing away from the five of them towards the edge of the arena. “Because I’ve been ordered to kill him.”“WHAT?!” Pinrut shouts, panicked. “Who the hell-?!”“Vegeta. That bastard.” the older man says, voice calm despite the hatred burning in his eyes. “I won’t let him kill any more of my family. If you try it, I’ll kill you too. No matter WHO your father is, kid.”“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” you reply, taking your hat off and launching it towards Megumin with a dramatic spin before clenching your fists, transforming into a Super Saiyan with a burst of golden ki. “But I can’t let him live.”“Then you’ll die for that false king! HAAAAAAA” he roars, and to your shock ALSO begins transforming! Golden energy starts surging up around him, and you take your shot.“Dark Magic: Black Hole!” you roar, throwing your right hand forward and casting one of your most dangerous spells right in the middle of them. But the group’s leader reacts immediately, raising his right hand and throwing a golden energy bident towards your chest. Snarling you end the attack, instead drawing the newly-reforged sword off your back and swinging. “HAAAAA!!”
>>5060959Your blade crashes against the energy construct, and slashes it in two straight through the middle. But as you do, you see the guy’s closed the distance near-instantly, swinging a powerful uppercut at your chin.“GUUH!!” you cry out, launched straight into the air by the powerful blow. Flipping backwards once you recover, only for two of the guy’s other goons to both swing for your face. But being normal Saiyans, you easily bring your sword to bear, slicing both of their punching hands off. Both men immediately recoil, grabbing their stumps and flying back. Then drawing your left hand across your body sweep them both back and away from you with a shockwave. However, as you do, the leader again closes the distance, this time wielding an energy javelin-like weapon with both hands and thrusts it at your chest.“HRRAAA!!” he shouts, you deflecting it to your left side and spin counterclockwise, swinging your elbow for the back of his neck. Your blow smashes into his neck, staggering him and giving you enough time to grab your weapon in both hands and take a defensive stance before he turns around snarling. “HAAAAAAA!!”“TIMES FOUR! EXPUULOOOOOOSION!!” Megumin roars, unleashing the strongest version of her Explosion spell she currently has. And everything just vanishes, consumed by her tremendous magical blast that scorches your body. You lose your vision in the blazing brightness of her attack, ears blasted by the sudden explosion. After some time your eyes begin adjusting again, ears ringing painfully as you scan around for the five of them. First is the other Super Saiyan, who has dropped down into the crater where the arena was. The two disarmed Saiyans are nowhere to be seen, you don’t know where the other one is, but Pinrut has Megumin! You see the bloody, burned Saiyan holding her up in the air, hands around her throat! If you don’t act fast, she’s going to die!“HAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, Ascending in a burst of sparks and blitzing right down at Pinrut. He turns, looking up towards where you were as you swing. Blue Flame flashes, cutting through both his elbows as you land with a crash beside them. “Let GO of her!!”“AAAAAAAA!!” he screams, staggering back but it’s too late for him. He dies, NOW! Twisting back to your left, you swing high, decapitating him in one clean motion. Pinrut’s head flies, landing by the older scarred Saiyan’s feet. Who’s staring at his friend’s body with a look of mixed rage and shock as the body drops.“You...You killed him...” he says, the man’s entire body trembling. And then you feel it. The man’s energy begins climbing, clenching his fists as sparks begin burning to life around him. “NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
>>5060961You grab Megumin and dash back away, getting clear as his energy skyrockets. His golden aura blazes, flaring around him wildly as he fully Ascends.“Get clear.” you tell her worriedly. “I’ll hold him off. Get away, and find someone stronger than Chaya to help.”“But-“ she says, you shoving her one way and leaping to your right as the man blitzes you both. Narrowly missing both of you, he slams into the arena’s stands and blitzes straight through them.“NOW!” you shout, flaring your own aura up and sheathing your blade, not risking it breaking since you just got the weapon back. “RRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” he roars furiously, charging back at you as you leap into the air, drawing him up and away from your wife. He swings wildly, you raising your arms and blocking his tremendous right haymaker. His fist slams into your crossed arms, sending you flying backwards. Tumbling backwards out-of-control, you focus your magic and quickly form the crystal armor around your entire body. And not a moment too soon, as suddenly you feel a powerful blow smash into your back. “HAAAAAAAAA!!”“Tch! Dammit!” you snarl, spinning and swinging a right backfist for his head. He raises his own right forearm, easily blocking the strike. All according to plan. You can’t help but smirk, and cast your next spell. “Crystal Magic: Crystallize.”Immediately your crystals begin sprouting up from your arm onto his, the man recoiling but it’s already too late. Focusing your magical energy, your crystals rapidly grow and expand, and within ten seconds have him completely encased. You got him.“HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” he roars, energy blazing as his Explosive Wave shreds your magical entrapment, then blitzes at you and slams a heavy right fist into your jaw. The angle of his swing launches you down, crashing back-first to the crater below. He then pulls both arms back, gathering a dangerous amount of ki and readying to fire it down at you. Dammit, you need to move before-“Hey there.” a familiar voice calls, stepping into your line of vision. It’s King Vegeta! But what’s he doing here? “You picked a pretty poor fight this time Chilli. But I’ll take things from here.“YOU!!” he roars furiously, slamming his gathered energies together and creating a massive orb of ki overhead. “I knew it! You bastard!”“Stay down Chilli, I’ll handle things from here.” King Vegeta says, smirking as his body begins expanding. You sense his powerlevel also spiking, rising higher and higher as fur begins sprouting out of his body!
>>5060962“HA!” Vegeta shouts, fully transforming into his Primal form.“DIE!!” the Saiyan above roars, throwing the massive blast down at you both. But Vegeta seems completely unworried, slowly raising his right hand palm-first and then fires a powerful, condensed wave of energy skyward. His beam instantly slams into the other Saiyan’s attack, then punches straight through it! The giant orb detonates, blinding you to what happens next. But your ki senses are still working just fine, and you can sense his beam crash against the older Saiyan. King Vegeta’s beam blasts the older man sky-high, sending him further and further into the air until the man’s ki is no longer inside your planet’s atmosphere. King Vegeta literally banished him from New Salda!“I never really liked him anyways.” King Vegeta says with a sigh, turning back towards you and holding out his hand. “You okay?”“Yeah, I’m fine. Thank you.” you reply, taking his hand and letting the Saiyan king haul you upright. “But why’re you here?”“I sensed Gerki’s energy spiking, and figured there was trouble.” he replies, then turns a questioning look towards you. “But why the hell were you out here picking a fight with him?”“That’s...Kinda a long story.” you say, turning towards where you’d seen Megumin go and see your wife walking down the stadium steps towards you both. “How long do you have?”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 166 Intermission End-
Nice epilogue, I wasn't expecting more of the Vegeta plot.
>>5060965Those “noble” people aren’t all gone, and many of whom he took out still had families/friends who don’t like the king either.
>>5060969Well, I'm sure they'll all sort themselves out eventually if they're still stupid enough to pick fights with Karn's family and Vegeta's ilk.On to more pressing issues though, you know what Chilli and Megumin's talk just now reminded me of?One of the many conversations between Karn and Meloka following any one of his heroic exploits in the past.Just the the constant worrying, the promise to stay by her side and be safer about it, and (hopefully not) the inevitable breaking of that promise when push comes to shove.He might just have another thing in common with Karn now, and while I think that's something to cherish, that insight only comes with being a man in a world fraught with no small amount of misery and turmoil.I'm proud that he's becoming such a fine young man, it pains me to see just how fast he's being forced to grow up.Feels like just yesterday he was the quiet kid, wondering why his daddy wasn't around often. Why the fuck you gotta give me these feels GD?
>>5061050>if they're still stupid enough to pick fights with Karn's family and Vegeta's ilk.To be fair for this specific instance for certain, Chili was the aggressor. Straight up speed dialed the dude and said "pull up bitch". Course his family ain't just gonna sit there and take that shit.
>>5061061It was only a problem in the first place because Pinrut decided to be a sore loser and attack Chilli after he lost the match.If he just took the loss like a man, he wouldn't be dead twice over, and his friends and family would still be alive to boot.
>>5061062Nigga it don't matter. You call someone up "just to talk" don't act surprised when they roll in with the squad.Seriously though, this specific situation would be recognized both legally and morally as Chili chasing someone down to kill him simply out of malice without the context that Jergal needs Pinrut to be dead. You really can't fault his family for not just sitting idly and letting him die again.
>>5061080No, I can't really fault them for doing what they did.I think it's a shame it ended like it did, but given they were on King Vegeta's bad side already, it was only a matter of time before they did something they'd regret.
>>5061083This is true. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I wonder what Yemma is going to think when he processes Pinrut a second time.
>>5061084>"Back so soon?">"SHUT UP!">"Oh look! He brought friends this time.">"SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU FAT FU-"and then he gets slammed into Hell by an impossibly large Katchin hammer.
>>5061050Their talks were quite similar, but did you recognize the main difference? Megumin wants to be ride or die by Chilli’s side, even if she personally/morally doesn’t agree with what must be done. She didn’t want to kill Pinrut, after getting a second chance at life, but when it comes down to it she was willing to carry that burden for him. And yes, Chilli does share something important with his father, more important than the physical: he shares that same sense of duty and responsibility. He’s becoming a fine young man.>Why the fuck you gotta give me these feels GD?Because you’re here for them.>>5061061True, especially after being publicly humiliated by Chilli and Pinrut telling them what happened.>>5061062Who said they’re dead? Megumin’s Exploison didn’t even kill Pinrut, the weakest of the five.>>5061080Even with that context, Saiyans generally do not care about the words or orders of deities. Especially ones not there to show their face and do it themselves like cowards.>>5061083Right? Karn would have doubtlessly acted the same way, if his kids were put in a similar situation. And this is where his general life philosophy comes into play. The strong do what they want, and the weak are trampled.>>5061084Pinrut never got to the processing part, he hadn’t been dead long enough. And hoo boy, is the line at New Salda’s check in station Loooooong. There are still a few Covenant boys’ souls in line.
>>5061202>The souls of the Covenant slain during the Siege of New Salda aren't mad at Karn because he killed them>They're mad because they've been stuck in line for almost a decadeI'm laughing.
>>5060952>Chilli knows to kill Kars as soon as possibleBest boy.>>5060955Chilli got a great wife.
>>5061208Rememeber, most of the souls weren’t even in line until the hate machine Hatchiyack was destroyed, freeing the captured, vengeful souls.>>5061217Megumin is one of, if not the, best girl.
>>5061220>Rememeber, most of the souls weren’t even in line until the hate machine Hatchiyack was destroyedPOTBELLIED SKINNY FAT COVIE-FAGS CAN'T EVEN CATCH A BREAK IN THE AFTERLIFE!AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
>>5061202I'm just grateful Chilli has a wonderful woman in his life.>>5061220I always thought Supernatural's version of basic Hell being in line waiting to be processed disturbing. They have my pity.
>>5061230What do you get when you attack someone under a truce, and you die so full of hate that Hatchiyack captures your soul to fuel itself? What you fucking deserve
>>5061259He does, and she’s good for him.And that sounds awful.
>>5061261>He does, and she’s good for him.It shows, he won't find many willingly to do that, or dating a Reaper.>And that sounds awful.They don't even get chairs.
>>5061261Is Megumin making any gains from the occasional trips to New Salda? Or is she using magical means to nullify the gravity around her person?I only ask because I feel like some physical training would probably do her a world of good as far as her stamina issues are concerned.
>>5061264>They don't even get chairsEven the Home for Infinite Losers isn't so cruel to its denizens.
>>5061324A newfag and a Glowie, don't you have pedophiles to exonerate on Twitter?
>>5061326SHE WAS 17 YEARS 11 MONTHS 29 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>5061327Impressive countdown skills as always from the projection gang.
>>5061326If a post bothers you please just count to ten next time instead of spewing random word vomit
>>5061334....weirdly offended there, was it because I said glowie?
>>5061264She gets the vast differences between their cultures, and how they were raised. And seeing how the wider universe works.Terrible.>>5061279Dreadzone really improved her stamina, which spending time with Chilli changed her approach to magic. She levels her MP as well as Explosion now, and has actually crafted different Explosions for different situations. Including what would have happened if Chilli took another few seconds. Bakuhatsu Soukou>>5061324She was, when introduced in the quest years ago. And she’s married to an eleven year old, what’s your point?>>5061327Ha, nice.
>>5061340>She was, when introduced in the quest years ago. And she’s married to an eleven year old, what’s your point?Glowies seethe on reflex, don't think to hard about it.
>>5061342Is this supposed to be a raid or something?
>>5061340Uohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh megumin belly... erotic... explosion... erotic...
>>5061345Are you going to bite at every bait post from new IPs in the thread? This is why the last autism storm in the quest was so bad
>>5061350So your still talking because? We haven't talked about dressing up Karn's uniform in years now, this lazy joke is nothing.
>>5061355I know I just mocked you for falling for bait, but I can't tell if you're actually retarded or just pretending.
>>5061357Right back at you, these idiots aren't even trying with bait, your glowing brighter now.
>>5061358Classic glowy divide and conquer tactics, not gonna fall for it you fucking glow in the dark CIAnig.
>>5061342If you’re raiding can you post the Donovan edit? That one got a good laugh out of me and I forgot to save it.
>>5061343True enough.>>5061345I made fun of the schitzo in qtg, probably where he came from
>>5061361>I made fun of the schitzo in qtg, probably where he came from....are they still at it?! Its been what, a few months now?
>>5061364If it was at least accurate to quest events, like that Loss shitpost I wouldn’t mind, because those are funnyz But it’s so far off what happened it’s blatantly lying about my quest and that pisses me off
>>5061380I’m always disappointed that they choose to post that one. Memes like these don’t have any weight unless they’re truthful.
>>5061380They must be mad they don't have a creative bone in their body, or are salty at quitting half way in their own quests. qtg always looked like a coping hugbox most days.
>>5061383Right? It’s so unfunny because they clearly are just trying to get reactions, not making any actual point and just name calling. “Hue hue cuck hue hue!” isn’t funny, whereas this one is.>>5061387>qtg always looked like a coping hugbox most days.I wouldn’t recommend going. I look through because I enjoy reading copium, and a bunch of faggots whining that X quest is dead and Y quest sucks while never actually running anything themselves. A circlejerk with salty tears as lube.
>>5061407At least this is funny. Salty. But funny.
>>5061407Do you think its those Fate guys again? They're thread has been dead for awhile now.
>>5061421It pretty much captures my feelings at the time we learned of Meloka's miscarriage.That and "SUPER SAIYAN 3 IS SO SHIT IT KILLED OUR BABY!"
>>5061421And the creator put some effort in with the edits as well. This is a good shitpost, one others should aspire to be.>>5061422It’s just one guy. And judging from the conversation, yes. The other people started shitting on Fate, as non-Fatefags do, so throws out insulting me and us to feel better about himself. It’s just sad existence really, insulting someone who’s content he(and they) don’t even read because those other people are mocking him. Autism speaks
>>5061423I bitched about the consequences of 3, but the damage is done. Thankfully we never, EVER, need to think about it once she becomes the Goddess of Childbearing.>>5061428>And the creator put some effort in with the edits as well. This is a good shitpost, one others should aspire to be.Only the lazy use the, less effort equals more, its just spam then.>The other people started shitting on Fate, as non-Fatefags do, so throws out insulting me and us to feel better about himself. It’s just sad existence really, insulting someone who’s content he(and they) don’t even read because those other people are mocking him. Autism speaksI'm pretty sure that's a terminal problem with Fatefags in general, never seen a sane one on this site, or anywhere that has fate content.
>And the creator put some effort in with the edits as well. This is a good shitpost, one others should aspire to be.
>>5061454We appreciate your self portrait, Karn is someone people can strive to be.
>>5061428Fate, the ultimate cope.>n-no she's a woman I don't want to fuck men
>>5061473With how they act its more like>im a guy, don't want to be fucked by my girlfirends boyfriendThey read like trannies.
Towa enjoying the BBC (Big Blue Cock) every night.
>>5061481so the cool thing about this is we now know you haven't read any of this quest, ignoramous
>>5061489Making the assumption it can read.
>>5061431Not like there isn’t memeable content from the quest, but by proving you haven’t read it I disregard you. Like 5061481 here, who none of you should give (You)s to.>>5061473>>5061477Hwut? Feel like I’m missing context.>>5061489While I appreciate the sentiment, don’t give it the (You)s. You start feeding the trolls, and more of the little buggers’ll come. But without the delicious (You)s it’ll quickly start to starve, and seek easier prey elsewhere.>>5061501Hey, easy there. we’re Dragonball fans.
>>5061503fair point, anyway how's your sunday so far
>>5061503>Hey, easy there. we’re Dragonball fansTouche. Thrown stones and glass houses and all that.>Hwut? Feel like I’m missing context.That is a can of worms your pure mind should not be exposed too. Short answer is they are the reason cuck is censored when capitalized.
>>5061507Went well, full as a tick still. Niece is small enough I can hold in one hand.>>5061511Exactly.I’ll just take your word for it then, usually avoid the shitstorms myself. And I thought that was the /pol/ jannies’ fault, for having sensitive assholes?
>>5061513pol jannies are both a psyop meme, and now reality. But they are not just on pol, they're everywhere. Especially on red boards. If you see niggers pushed anywhere, along with homos and trannies, they're there.
It's not just /pol/, every janny gets a little butthurt when you call them what they are.An unpaid, overweight, unfuckable mess who has no control of his life, save for for the illusion of power granted to him by his "status" as a janitor on an anime website.That means you.Yes you, the janny reading this. You do it for free and you'd have it no other way.
>>5061513I just assumed it was wordfiltered because it was spammed everywhere. Which makes me wonder when they’re going to filter Tranny?
But now we come onto a problem I hadn’t been ready for. I don’t have a set idea for the second intermission. What do you guys think, what do you want to see? A what if future? Or perhaps someone else’s pov on events? Maybe someone Cooler?
>>5061607People's reaction to Nobu livestreaming our brawl with Lobo in his universe, and the brown pants being made when we won.
>>5061607>maybe someone CoolerI want to see exactly what he's been up to. He may be a bitch, but that's the great thing about being weak.There's nothing you can do except get stronger.
>>5061607>Maybe someone Cooler?Yes
>>5061607Chronoa's Patrollers going up against this new form in a PQ.
I haven’t revealed Cooler’s Stand yet, have I? Hrmmm.
>>5061628Nah dude, OG Broly, Super Broly and our Broly sitting around a table playing cards. >Do you have a two?>I notice you looking at your cards. You probably think about them being fewer. But it's just a dream, go fish! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA>.....
>>5061650>RRRRRRAGG SGS SHHH-- oh, I drew a two.
Saiyan Cuckold quest lmao.
You know what this quest needs?I think it needs a new vorefic.
You can eat my dick, bitch.
>>5062010Cock vore?Woah anon, you're a patrician!
>>5062011Oh yeah dis gun b good.
Karn the Kuck
Everyone please pray for this poor single mother’s health, enslaved to this autistic child’s whims. Don’t harass the poor potato itself, nor give it the (You)s it so desperately seeks.
>>5062156Why are you talking about Fu and Towa like that???
>>5062156So, GD. I can't remember, but are the half-demons immune to getting the Berserker gene, or have we just not seen that yet??
>>5062166As far as has been observed so far, yes. Not a wide enough sample size for a definitive answer yet.
>>5060952>The late Guardian had warned you of the vampiric creature, a being that lives off the blood of others, and as you saw in his fight against Tanya and your dad, he can copy the abilities of other living beings. He even copied the Super Saiyan transformation. Which is why when he showed up, you immediately tried to end him too. But Kars teleported away like a cowardGreat epilogue. Though I'm wondering. So far Kars has only showed displayed:>transforming into normal Super Saiyan 1>his fiery divine Ki in his aura (kind of like Super Saiyan God, but his hair remains the same and it seems he does not transform when doing this).I'm nearly sure that at this point he already had plenty of time to observe and learn to copy the:>Berserker transformation>Freeza's Golden form>Demonic version of Super Saiyan transformation (Sarada and Leyas)>and probably latest Primal Saiyan transformations.Did he had them prepared and ready to use in the fight with Chilli? But hit from Death Magic: Dust to Dust made him realize all those "trump cards" he might have had prepared would not save him in the face of such rapid disintegration?Unless you are really used to the transformation (like Kakarot or Chaya instantly getting into Super Saiyan )it takes time to do it. He could have been erased before he transformed.Though I also wonder maybe it's something different. Pillar Men don't naturally have any transformations. He is not used to them. Transformations are new thing to him. So maybe he is starting with Super Saiyan 1 before getting into the more "difficult" transformations like Freeza's Golden form. I was also wondering if he avoided Berserker Transformation for now. He did not think he is ready. Maybe he was cautious because he was unsure if the rage would overtake him if he really performed the Berserker Transformation.I remember also GD that you said that he is working on something that's about combining Mortal Ki and Divine Ki. I wonder how can it connect with all of this.I know I asked a lot of questions, but it's hard to guess and figure it out how it is with Kars and I'm curious.
>>5062243In this, the Berserker mutation seems intrinsically opposed to the divine in some way.Maybe that has something to do with why Kars isn't, or perhaps even can't, use it. At least not unless he reverts certain things he already spent a lot of effort building up.But that's just a theory.
>spoilerWell, looks like it’s time for me to go cash out my chips, and just straight-up buy the deck I was looking at for this set. First pack too.>b-but that’s just cardboardYes. That someone’s willing to pay a lot of money for.>>5062243His copying does have limits, however those are currently unknown to you. And while his species aren’t transformers, he has basically mastered the main Super Saiyan forms up to 3. With Divine power, he would have to give it up for Berserker, and so far doesn’t see any value in only getting more physical strength at the cost of losing what he can do.>you said that he is working on something that's about combining Mortal Ki and Divine Ki. I wonder how can it connect with all of thisI wonder indeed. Combining his own now-innate divinity with the brutish power of a Super Saiyan? It would make something truly magnificent.>>5062328A good one. Berserkers basically CANNOT get to godhood without rejecting what makes them big and green
>>5062494>A good one. Berserkers basically CANNOT get to godhood without rejecting what makes them big and greenSo whats the deal with berserker god then, how is that even physically possible? I could see it spoilers if you tell me, just take this as for curiosities sake.
>>5062529Its mortal says fuck you, I God better, the form.
>>5062494>Combining his own now-innate divinity with the brutish power of a Super Saiyan? It would make something truly magnificent.So he's going to go Rose? He's training to be a Supreme Kai with Shin, so he'd have kai-flavored god ki
>>5062529Let’s just say it’s a power the gods cannot control.>>5062539Ha. Not quite, but not entirely wrong.>>5062556Kars, going Rosé? Noooo, it could never happen. Right?
>>5062575>a power the gods cannot control.We've met like three gods that are competent or strong enough to have an opinion, the rest are all walking shitshows. Not really narrowing it down you know what I mean?
>>5062585I honestly have to ask about Zamasu as sooner or later he'll find out about all of this. Between the constant display of the gods' incompetence and corruption, it might make him overlook the potential danger and/or sins of mortals.
>>5062585Not the type of control I mean. And I’m talking about beings far above the Kais.>>5062588You’d have better luck convincing someone embroiled in current year + six politics that certain individuals on the other side make some valid points. Or a French nobleman to treat the peasantry better before the people started bringing out the guillotines.
>>5062494>Combining his own now-innate divinity with the brutish power of a Super Saiyan? It would make something truly magnificent.I wonder what kars will unlock first, Primal or whatever tf karn jr will be able to doSpeaking of primal, I wouldn't be surprised if kars was working towards a bastardized version of Limit Breaker Rosè
if kuriza ever does exist we should see if the other two members of the cold clan would like to go on a family outing with karn
>>5062598>Not the type of control I mean. And I’m talking about beings far above the Kais.oh so the actual proper gods instead of these clowns masquerading as gods.
>>5062663>spoilerHeh. And the answer there is about whatever he wants.>>5062679>KurizaWe’ll see>>5062710I mean beings at least Destroyer tier. And like all deities, belief plays a large role
>>5062328>>5062494Thanks for the explanation.>spoilerThat's nice that somebody will pay you a lot of money for this rare card.>>5062575Nice new art. Though Zamasu hates this picture. >>5062598>Not the type of control I mean. And I’m talking about beings far above the Kais.Grand Priest, Angels, Zeno? >>5061649>I haven’t revealed Cooler’s Stand yet, have IYes and we know almost nothing about 「Blue Hawaii」.
What was Chaya so upset about at the start of the tournament?
>>5062980Of course.And you should look up the market price for it. It’s nuts.We’ll see when we get there.And that part is of course purpose. But I will say, all the Cold clan Stands do seem to be AoE types. Or at least have AoE effects.>>5063009She hasn’t said. But perhaps the bracket itself will yield more answers to that question?>>5063020Ha, but not yet. He hasn’t seen Universe 7 yet in this timeline.
>>5063124>Ha, but not yet. He hasn’t seen Universe 7 yet in this timeline.The seethe will be so strong all his timelines will feel it.
>>5063173But will he be more, or less upset when a mortal rejects the entire structure of godhood instead of emulating and copying them and their power?
>>5063203Somethin like this I imagine
>>5063203Originally less angry since the mortal knows his place and isn't trying to pretend to be anything more than a mortal. It'll still piss him off knowing that there are mortals stronger than the gods but if it's through their own strength rather than copying theirs, it's far less condescending. it only comes full circle once again once he re-register that there's a mortal that surpasses the gods.
>>5063203Considering Goddess of Motherhood Meloka is basically an inevitability I don't really see the Upset Level going down at all.
>>5063222And a so called new Goddess that is married to a mortal.
>>5063210Context?>>5063213The unique path of the Berserker has not been reached to it’s fullest in this reality.>>5063222True, especially one weaker than her mortal spouse
>>5063245No idea, it is a reaction pic saved at random.
>>5063245It’s from Umineko, but it’s been a decade since I’ve read it so I don’t really remember what’s happening in that pic.
>>5063256Neat>>5063263>UminekoNever heard of it, any good?
>>5063272If you’re into weird ass murder mystery stories, then yes. If not and you hate reading tons of text then I wouldn’t recommend. Also the anime adaptation was trash.
QM UPDATESo, already three posts in on this second unexpected intermission. It’s a little early for this particular reveal, as it happens AFTER the tournament concludes. But I think you all will enjoy the first Cooler pov.>>5063290Neat. And walls of text don’t bother me, I read the Sword of Truth series when I was younger. Worst Gary stu self insert MC I’ve ever read, but Zed eas fantastic
>>5063124>And you should look up the market price for it. It’s nuts.I found this:https://shadybloom.com.au/shop/ss4-the-vermilion-saiyans-bt15-152-saiyan-showdown-secret-rare/However on every website it says "Sold out" so you can charge more for something you can't normally buy anymore.>>5063307> Cooler pov.Yes, a lot.Would Jergal had a problem if Chilli was freed from fate?
>>5063941Very true. Going with the old standby for selling on the internet, let’s see who bites.It’s a fun epilogue so far.>if
>>5064114Technically, isn't everyone Karn interacts with freed from fate to some degree? After all, fate is inherently a line of causality, but interacting with Karn, who is outside that line, causes people to have interference from that line that isn't predestined, right?
>>5064129Yes, and no. He changes their fates with nearly every interaction, but they still HAVE destinies after those changes. Meanwhile Karn does not.
Chilli's destiny was to bite the dust in a fight with Nabu. Looks like destiny is not on Chilli's side when it comes to fulfilling his big dreams. Supreme Kai of Time has nothing to worry about.
>>5064411>Looks like destiny is not on Chilli's side when it comes to fulfilling his big dreamsNot yet. But once he gains greater control over Chaos...
Hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving! Epilogue will be out hopefully later this evening, and I hope you all enjoy
>>5064821I want that on my yard when I finally make enough money to get one.
>>5064823They cost like 70 bucks, poorfag.Unless you're saying you don't own a yard which is even sadder.
>>5064823If I had neighbors, I would get it.>>5064825Not everyone owns a place with a yard, some people unfortunately still live in the cities
>>5064679Exactly. I was thinking.>Karn's destiny/fate was to die early on that Kvir's moon. Before ever getting close to show what he is capable of.>Chilli was fated to die today, just at the start of his life. Never getting close to show how far he can get.Interesting parallel between both of them.>The only way to avoid this for Karn was to break out of the fate and set make is own path through life instead of following his destiny that was leading to his early doom.>Chilli was destined to be already dead. Not getting even near to what he was hoping for. He must break out of the fate too like Karn, because destiny wants his death.Curious similarity.
>>5064846Very.>>5064859>Interesting parallel between both of them.You aren’t the first to notice this. Jergal does find it amusing.
>>5064910Well Chilli will always be our first biological son. Honestly the fact Broly fits so well is astonishing as a family member. Nobody but a few know.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 166 Intermission II-AGE 750, COLD’S FLAGSHIP FLAGSHIP“Thanks to the information your cousin Arctus was able to pry out of those would-be assassins, I’ve managed to track their base of operations down to this frozen planet.” your father says, pulling up an icy world on your display. “Somewhere on this planet lay this new Lin Kuei’s fortress. Your mission is simple: track it down, and destory everything inside that moves.”“Wouldn’t it be faster, and simpler, to just destroy the entire planet?” you ask him honestly. ““It would, but this planet is already sold.” he says with a sigh. “You’ll have no more than two days, starting today, to finish this job. And once you’re done, bring down the technicians I sent with you to examine the computers. Hopefully they can pull information on the rest of this organization, and find out where they may be hiding.”“Understood Father.” you say, ready for him to end the call, but he doesn’t. Curious you turn back, seeing a troubled look on his face. And while you have no empathy for the father who never loved you, something disturbing enough to trouble him could impact your own well being. “Father?”“...Do you know of the last Czarnian?” he asks suddenly. “The one called Lobo?”“The mercenary? Only by his reputation, that he has never failed to take a bounty in. Dead or alive.” you say, curiosity getting the better of you. “Why? Has something happened?”“Your brother, Freeza...He was almost killed this week.” he says, and despite yourself feel your jaw drop. Freeza? Done in by that mercenary? How? Was he in that gaudy Golden form when it happened? Was it an assassination? And who ordered it? “And he wasn’t even the mercenary’s target.”“That mon-Saiyan?” you say, catching yourself at your father’s sudden eyebrow raise. “But I thought Zeno Zoldyck had them under his own aegis?”“There has been a new player, making moves across the universe. Allied with the Lin Kuei, at least two factions of Remnants, and possibly the Zoldycks as well, every move they’ve made has been against our empire.” he says. “Arctus confronted their new cyber Sangheili shortly after leaving here, and despite his new power was seriously hurt. Watch yourself out there.”“That almost sounded like genuine concern for my health.” you say, scoffing a bit. “Careful, or I may start to think you actually care for me.”“Just because you’re not your brother, doesn’t mean I hate you. I just want you to be better.” he says, ending the call there and giving you no chance for a retort. Which is just as well, as your veneer of politeness had been wearing very thin.“Lord Cooler, we have arrived.” one of the pilot’s voices calls out over the ship’s comms. “We have arrived at Planet Hawth.”
>>5064990You are Cooler: firstborn son of King Cold, brother to that entitled snot Freeza, cousin to that tinkering alcoholic Arctus, and as of last week a wielding of the power known as a Stand. Ever since you’d returned Arctus to his own ship, after both he and you aquired Stands from a knife your father obtained from the Covenant Empire as it collapsed, you had been locked inside your ship’s central gravity chamber working on mastering what your Stand「Ice Ice Baby」can really do. And now, sent to a frozen wasteland of a planet? It’s almost as if this mission was custom built for you. And, knowing your father’s scheming ways, it no doubt was.“Well, let’s get this done.” you exhale, turnint to the control panel. With the design of these room being a compression/decompression chamber for mid-space exits, as well as training, you simply activate the atmosphere release, and set the floor to climb. Within seconds the air is sucked from the room, and the central platform begins climbing towards the top access. Hopping on you watch as the platform rises, doorway sliding open with a hiss and allowing you to see the void of space above. And directly in front of you is Planet Hawth. It’s larger than you expected, easily the size of the monkey planet New Salda. This could take longer than you thought.With barely any effort you explode forward, launching yourself off the roof of your ship. Flying straight towards the planet, you feel the pull of it’s gravity almost immediately. Slowing yourself a bit as to not cause any atmospheric damage upon your entry, a cone of flames still form around you as you blaze downwards, down towards the snowy ground. You slow yourself, landing in the deep snow which sizzles and evaporates at the sudden temperature change. Yet after a few seconds the flames from planetary entry are stifled, extinguished by this planet’s extreme cold. And despite your Stand passively giving you resistance to such things, you wonder if this planet’s atmosphere is actually colder than the void of space.“Ice Ice Baby.” you say, the white aura-like mist appearing around your body as you try grasping the snow around you. And sure enough you’re able to manipulate it, whipping the nearby snow into a cyclone around you for a few seconds. Satisfied, you relax your control, and let the snow drift back down as it will. You have some stupid robots to vaporize. “Hrmm?”Suddenly you sense something nearby, a flash of ki and then it’s gone. Almost like it never were. Or something’s planning an ambush.
>>5064992“Well well, what have we here?” you mutter, raising your right hand to your forehead. “Trying to ambush me? I’ll show you.”Focusing your ki sense, you scan your surroundings until you find it. A barely-perceptible signature, just over the crest of that snowdrift. No doubt whatever it was saw or otherwise sensed you, and is now waiting for you to either leave, or drop your guard so it can pounce. So you turn your body, putting your back to the source of ki, then activate your Instant Transmission. One moment you’re standing in the falling snow moved by your Stand, the next find yourself on the other side of the rise. And for the next several seconds, you can’t see the creature you’re sensing. That is until it rises up, peering over the ledge towards where you were standing, and you see just how massive the creature actually is.Standing roughly even with your larger fifth form, the white-furred biped is built similarly to a smaller ape. With long, powerful arms built for ripping apart whatever prey this beast hunts, it almost resembles the damned Saiyans’ Oozaru form. It looks around where you’d been standing, confused, when you make your move. Raising your right hand, you point your first finger at the back of its head.“Don’t make any sudden moves, or I’ll-“ you start, the beast turning and belts out a snarling roar. Which is all you need to hear, and fire a Death Beam right between it’s eyes. Your attack pierces straight through the beast, who drops to it’s knees, then flops lifelessly to the ground. “...Shoot. Stupid monkeys.”Without a second glance you fly up into the air, and thankfully it’s a clear day giving you plenty of visibility. Able to see for miles and miles across the frozen plains, you set off, scanning the world below for any signs of civilization. Which is quite dull work, you just flying out in a spiral from your point of impact. Covering more and more of the planet’s surface with each pass, it takes several minutes before you find the first hints of civilization. Unfortunately, it isn’t any sort of recent civilization. You find the crashed remains of a large, small moon-sized spherical ship that had crash landed a long, long time ago judging by the state of disrepair. But, that’s probably as good a place to start as any. Who knows, perhaps you’ll get lucky and discover they took up residence inside?“Well, I won’t lose any time by searching.” you say, reaching up to activate your Scouter. And you’d hoped to start scanning the sphere for any signs of activity, but when you click the button nothing happens. “The devil is wrong with this thing?”
>>5064993You try for over a minute, but it’s clear that your Stand’s protection from the extreme cold doesn’t extend to any technology you’re wearing. So you sigh out, mildly annoyed you’re going to have to fly back out to the ship yourself when this is all over. Not wasting any more time you start to fly towards the space ball, when suddenly something fires at you! A beam of condensed energy, similar to your Death Beam flies straight at your head! And would be dangerous, if you were weak. Instead you just glare at the dome, leaning your head aside to the left as the beam narrowly fires past you. Glaring at the dome, you try spotting the would-be assasain, but can’t spot them. That is until they fire another shot, this time aimed center mass.“Pathetic.” you say, raising your right hand casually and firing your own Death Beam into the attack. The beams clash, yours easily overpowering the attacker’s and driving it back to explode against the dome. Hopefully taking your attacker out too. But better to be safe than sorry, and so you blitz forward towards the dome. You close the distance as the explosion burns out, floating before the newly-opened hole and examining the aftermath. What appears to be a Covenant-styled turret lay in a mangled heap, but there’s no signs of a body. Their weapons aren’t automated, so where is the attacker? “Not bad, avoiding my attack. But now what? How long do you think you can stay hidden from me?”You don’t get an answer, the would-be assassin at least smart enough to not talk back. But you don’t move, knowing their invisibility tech is limited to around a minute at most. He’ll have to move, to try something or he will certainly perish. You keep your eyes peeled, and after several seconds see it! From the corner of your left eye you see a hazy blur of motion. Immediately you turn, swinging your right arm towards your shoulder to unleash a blast of wind. It whistles through the newly-opened room, slamming the invisible figure into the wall behind it. There it is!“Nice try.” you say, lowering your right while raising your left and pointing a finger at it’s head in the wall. Purposefully ignoring the one now sneaking up behind you and letting it get even closer before you strike. “But now you-HAAA!”Dashing straight back without moving you swing your right fist up over your shoulder, feeling the crunch of metal as your fist strikes something. Then you fire a barrage of tiny shots from your left hand’s fingertip, the invisible being’s shield tanking the first dozenish shots. But it also causes the invisibility to fail, revealing the creature who’d been hiding from you.
>>5064996You see what looks like a Sangheili warrior made of metal, similar to those your cousin fought filled with holes and leaking dark fluid onto the ground. Ignoring the heavily-damaged warrior you turn, just in time to see the one who’d tried sneaking up on you turning visible, clutching it’s face. Before it can react you raise your right hand, firing an upward Death Slash that bisects the metal being. Sparks along the severed middle line for several seconds before the body falls down in its two seperate halves. The sparks then catch the dark fluids on fire, which the cold breeze blowing into the hole almost immediately extinguishes. Content that this one is finished, you turn back to the one you’d pinned to the wall.“Not a bad attempt.” you say mockingly, the heavily-damaged robot’s one good eye following you as you walk up to it. “But now, be a good little minion and tell me what I want to know, before you die.”“I won’t. Die. A-A-A-A-!” it says, something going haywire before you see a light coming through between it’s chest plates.“Ice Ice Baby!” you call, realizing immediately what’s happening and focusing your Stand’s power with a stomp of your foot. A partial dome of ice springs up from the ground, forming a shield between you and the splitjaw a moment before the machine explodes. The fiery blast consumes the robot, slamming into your shield and partially melting it. But your impromptu barrier holds, shielding your body from the blast. “Tch. This could be aggrivating.”Turning from the mangled remains, you look around for a moment until you find a doorway. But as you approach, something doesn’t feel right. Almost like you can sense the malice of something beyond. So before you walk to it you stop, clenching your fists and focusing your energy. Feeling your power rising higher and higher, you force your body into it’s transformed state.“HRRRAAAAAAA!!” you roar, bulking up and transforming into your powerful, taller and intimidating fifth form. You then raise your right hand towards the doorway, and grab it with telekinesis. “Little pig, little pig. Let me in.”Then wirh a jerking motion, you tear the door straight off it’s track, falling to the ground at your feet with a mighty bang.“Knock knock.” you say to the half-dozen mecha Sangheili you can see in the room beyond, who all immediately open fire. Raising your left hand, and focusing your Stand’s ability, you create a wall of ice between you and them. Beams, explosive shells, and sharp pink crystals all slam into your wall of ice, which holds back the attacks. They keep up the assault for several seconds, until one calls an order to cease fire. You smirk, ready for your counterattack.
>>5064997“My turn.” you declare, shattering your ice wall into dozens of frozen spikes and send them all through the doorway. Some of the machines manage to leap aside, but your attack pierces three and pins them to the opposite wall. Immediately following up your attack you dash forward, slamming your right knee into the one holding the pink needle weapon’s gut, then follow it up with a right elbow to the back of it’s head. Your blow decapitates the metal being, then spin clockwise and slam your tail into the one to your right. You strike with enough force to bisect that one, then as you finish your spin make a raising motion with your right hand. Grabbing them both with telekinesis, you slam them both into the ceiling. The two crash through, their upper bodies sticking halfway through the ceiling.“Now, you die. Ice Ice Baby.” you say, again focusing your Stand’s ability to create two giant icy stalagmites beneath the trapped two. You then send the two spikes upwards, piercing straight through the two’s armor plating. And you hit something inside them both, as the two suddenly explode. You then smirk, turning towards the trio pinned in the wall. “Now, as for the three of you-hmm?”And as you watch, the ice you’d impaled them with suddenly expands, completely encasing them. Which is concerning, as your Stand hadn’t done that. Someone else is manipulating the ice.“You should not have come here.” a synthesized woman’s voice calls from your left. You turn, seeing a woman with icy hair walking towards you. Mechanical arms sprout from her back, forming a pair of icicles she snaps off, breaking each into a trio of icy knives. She jumps, tossing the half dozen icy blades at you. You simply hold your left hand out towards them, and stop the icy blades in midair. “Wh-What?”With a contemptuous flick, you send the frozen blades spinning back towards her. And to your surprise she manages to dodge all six of the blades while falling, spinning and twisting through the air to land on all fours.“Your magics cannot save you from my Stand.” you say smugly, near-instantly freezing the ground with her hands and feet still stuck to it. Trapping the Lin Kuei ninja in place. “Now, how about you save me some time, and take me directly to your leader?”“Freeze in hell!” she snarls, breaking through the ice and leaping up at you. Her right metal fist strikes your face shield, and with a crunch her hand crumbles. Her eyes widen in surprise, you simply raising your left arm and slicing through her elbow with your arm’s armored fin. “Gah?”
>>5064999“You chose. Poorly.” you say, driving your right fist square through her chest, grabbing something and driving it straight out her back. You find yourself holding some sort of mechanical sphere, turning your head and examining it curiously. The orb suddenly begins glowing, turning brighter and brighter red as you realize this is these machine’s core. And it’s about to blow. “Perish.”Dropping the orb, you then pull your fist back through and kick the machine down atop her own core. Then before it can explode, you use your Stand’s power to freeze the air around it, forming a frozen dome that seals her away with the explosive. A moment later it explodes, but your frozen shield contains the incinerating blast. Once the fireball burns itself out, you turn from the metal corpse, only to see another dozen armed Sangheili rounding the far corner.“Intruder spotted!” one shouts, as they all level their weapons at you. “FI-!!”“Begone.” you command, as with a gesture use your Stand to cover the floor itself, and rise into a pillar underneath the twelve machines and slam them all up against the ceiling. Crushing the dozen machines simultaneously. You then shatter the pillar, the machine corpses all dropping down and crashing to the ground. You walk down the hall, turning the corner they’d come down only to see more empty hallway. Peering down the lightless gloom, you don’t see anything waiting to attack you. So you sigh out, flaring your aura to illuminate your path. “You toys are not worth my time.”“Quite impressive, that one such as you would be chosen by a Blessed Spirit.” an ethereal voice calls out, immediately setting you on edge. “But you will not stop us. Your Blessed Spirit does not even possess a material form.”“Oh?” you ask casually, not stopping and continue to walk down the hall. “You say that as if that matters.”“Of course it matters.” the voice says, your aura seemingly not lighting up as much of the dark hallway anymore. “It means both your soul, and your faith, are weak.”“Weak? Weak??” you say, feeling yourself getting angry. How DARE he call you weak?! You’ll show him! “Allow me to show you just how weak you are! Ice Ice Baby!!”Your Stand’s immediately starts spreading ice out from your feet, covering the entire hallway in seconds. The ice begins reflecting your aura, brightening the hallway and revealing a robed figure standing there at the far end. Standing just outside your Stand’s range. The figure doesn’t say anything, but somehow you get the feeling he’s still looking down on you. So you decide to show off a bit more of what you can do.
>>5065001Raising your open right hand, fingers all pointed up, the entire ground, walls, and ceiling between you and the cloaked figure transforming into icy stalagmites and stalactites. Then throw your hand forward, launching hundreds of razor-sharp icy points down the hall towards the figure. You smirk, watching your hundreds of frozen javelins all streaking towards the figure. Sure you won’t be able to control them once outside of your Stand’s range, but with all that momentum it shouldn’t be an issue.“Black Rose!” the figure calls, his deep, sonorous voice echoing out as what look like thorned vines begin exploding down the hallway. They smash through your icicles, breaking them all and surging towards you. Then before you can fully process what you’re seeing, the thorny vines bind you in place. Their spikes can’t quite pierce through your skin, but you can feel them trying to punch holes in you. “Do you see now? Your heart is weak, weighed down by a soul that lacks conviction. But I can help you.”As the man’s tone changes slightly, you raise a brow confused. Help you? The hell could someone so weak to think he has you at a disadvantage by wrapping you in vines possibly offer? But you say nothing, watching as he pulls back his hood with his free hand, discarding the cloak to reveal a wholly cybernetic Kig-Yar, his glowing left eye staring at you.“Abandon the weaknesses of the flesh, and embrace the future.” he says, spreading his arms wide as if showing off his mechanical body. “Flesh is cursed to die, designed to exist for but a moment before perishing. But by embracing the gift of technology, we have surpassed our mortal limits.”“And now, we shall live forever.” a woman’s voice calls, you glancing back over your shoulder to see the same female assassin you’d killed moments earlier. Except this one shows none of the damage you’d dealt the other. “Reject the weaknesses of the flesh, and embrace the glory of becoming one with the machine.”“You ask me to give up my soul, in return for what you claim to be power?” you ask, no longer able to contain your laughter. So you just laugh in their stupid faces for several moments, the enemy clearly unsure why you’re laughing. They share an unsure look, you clenching your fists and focusing your Stand as you finally get control back. “I was foolish enough to make that deal before, giving up my soul for greater might. And I will not make that mistake ever again.”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 166 Intermission II End-
>>5065002>“I was foolish enough to make that deal before, giving up my soul for greater might. And I will not make that mistake ever again.”Well what do you know. It only took several years of 'reeducation' by Cold for Cooler to learn what should have been common sense in the first place. Congratulations for passing the minimum standard.Also an Ice Generating and Manipulating Stand? Its hilarious he's basically got the same Stand as Pet Shop. It reflects on his entire character well.
>>5064911Well those who’ve been a Dreadzone/Chaya fan know, as that info was broadcasted during an interview. But yes, he doesn’t see how similar to his father he is.>>5065012He learned his mistake the hard way, but at least he learned it.>It reflects on his entire character well.:^)
>>5065002What a shame that they embrace the way of the heretek. The xenos stray from the true path in a false pursuit, though their dedication to the machine is admirable if flawed.May the Omnissiah have mercy on them after they are swiftly purified of their sins and their machine spirits pacified.
>>5065105At least they tried.
>>5065012>It reflects on his entire character well.Reflects on GDQM's lack of originality quite well too. Really? A basic ice stand for COOLER? What an unexpected and burning hot take. It's not even an original stand power.Do better.
>>5065268Forgot this quest was GDQM's liberal hugbox, silly me for expecting you retards to have any standards.
>>5065105Ha.>>5065266>It's not even an original stand power.An unoriginal Stand for an unoriginal character.
>>5065293You're one to talk about being unoriginal.
>>5065295Isn't your quest still dead?
>>5065303What the fuck are you talking about?
>>5065307Seethe and cope somewhere else
>>5065316I'm just reminding GDQM that as a character, Cooler is a dozen times more original than anything he's created.
>>5065323Its soooo smooth.
>>5065323That you can't even begin defending GDQM means that you know that deep down you can't, and that I'm right.GDQM probably knows it too.If he ever grows up, he'll look back on this quest with shame.
>>5065329Keep posting, I'm sure it'll help your fragile QM's overinflated ego that the best defense his biggest fans can come up with for him is a gif.This quest is the quest equivalent of Mcdonalds, but not actually very popular.
>>5065341Why is smearing poo on the wall of the quest you like your defense for it?
>>5065318What? A fanfiction crossover series isn’t oRiGiNaL??? How could I have never realized that taking characters and settings to sew together into one universe isn’t original?! Oh please, great anon, show me your long-running quest so I can see what true originality looks like, and kneel to your greatness!
>>5065406Honestly I wasn't expecting an outright confession to being an uninspired talentless hack on your part.At least you know what you are.
>>5065408Oh wait, that’s right. You’ve built nothing. You have achieved nothing in all the years of your life. Instead of going forth and doing, you spent your time watching and seething from the sidelines, growing angry and bitter as others you deemed “unworthy”, and “taletless” succeeded while you failed.
>>5065416>taletlessLmao retard.Do you think that you've "accomplished" something with this colossal steaming dump?What a pathetic "comeback".Do better.
>>5065420>>5065425Looks like that one stung. But I’m already bored of your mindless drivel and pointless insults, trying so desperately to get me, so this will be my final post to you: here you are, throwing meaningless insults and trying to drag others down to your level of miserable. Feeling like, if they respond, it validates you and your life as you got someone “bigger” to talk to you. “He noticed me! I do matter!”But these interactions will never fill that void of unaccomplishment deep in your heart, as my players and I will continue having fun every week with this quest we’ve built up from over four years now of near-daily interactions. While you continue being miserable, angry and jealous at others’ fun. I’m sorry that whatever quest you tried to run, or was only player in and loved died, but that is neither my fault nor responsibility. But misbehaving like a child who wants attention and will act out to get it won’t help you get anywhere in life. From here out, I won’t be acknowledging you further, and ask my players do the same.
>>5065416This is also known as an Appeal to Accomplishment, and is a logical fallacy used by people who have no real argument.>>5065428Cope and seethe.And maybe read a book too you stupid fuck.
Here we go, only 24 hours until this episode continues! Hope you guys are ready, it’s almost time to see what Kars really wants.
>>5065441Knowing this quest he probably wants to fuck Karn's wife lmao.
Drama is nice when you're a spectator.
>GD: “don’t feed the trolls guys”>GD: *feeds the trolls*Sasuga GD-sama >>5065452It’s interesting to watch, that’s for sure.
>>5065452This isn’t even drama, just shitposting.>>5065474I don’t want my players all jumping in and attacking someone, especially when I’m having a spot of fun taking light jabs back at them. I don’t want to be responsible for a mob bullying an autistic kid to suicide.
>>5065511I don't read your quest dude. I'm just here to laugh at how badly you broke that one mnetally ill anon kek
>>5065511>bullying an autistic kid to suicide.Hey woah hold up there pal. Don't drag them wittle austists down that far. This guy just reads as one of those general mental illness fags from the twitter or something. Clearly far more deranged and socially incapable.
>>5065511>I don’t want to be responsible for a mob bullying an autistic kid to suicide.Autists are too stubborn to an hero. Everyone clowning on him would only increase his seethe infinitely, leading to many more lols.
>>5065575I'm pretty sure everyone clowning on him is the most human interaction he gets irl lmao
>>5065576Truly a sad existence. I hope he gets the help he needs to be a productive member of society someday.
>>5065002>“You ask me to give up my soul, in return for what you claim to be power?” you ask, no longer able to contain your laughter. So you just laugh in their stupid faces for several moments, the enemy clearly unsure why you’re laughing. They share an unsure look, you clenching your fists and focusing your Stand as you finally get control back. “I was foolish enough to make that deal before, giving up my soul for greater might. And I will not make that mistake ever again.”I'm seeing the improvement here. BTW very nice epilogue.I wonder if somewhere in another timeline there is a Karn that has a really different personality from our Karn? Karn so different that he would get along more with Cooler than Freeza?>>5065002>“Black Rose!” the figure calls This makes me suspect those Lin Kuei have found a way to give those "Blessed Spirits" to their members or maybe there was another Stand Dagger beside the one King Cold has now.Though can a machine have a Stand? Was this guy partially organic or is something stranger happening here?>“And now, we shall live forever.” a woman’s voice callsIs she even alive? If she is a 100% robot, then is she more of a sentient machine? They are also mass producing her model.
>>5065532Making three replies to one singular post makes one look really bad, no matter how anyone tries spinning it. I feel kinda bad, because I haven’t actually done anything to earn this level of asshurt. Routeranon acts like my quest kissed his crush and kicked his dog into a furnace.>>5065557Six of one, half-dozen of another. But having worked with autistic children, the signs are pretty obvious. Hyperfixation being a big one.>>5065575>>5065576>>5065584Please try not to gang up on him too much, I’m sure his mental state isn’t stable. And groups vs one aren’t fair fights.>>5065591Glad you enjoyed. Cooler’s come a ways from the arrogant prick he started out as, but he still has a long way to go. And it’s possible, if any Karn had his sort of mindset and somehow survived Freeza.Remember, these are Remnants of the Covenant. You didn’t kill every Stand user amongst their entire populace when attacking High Charity, if you remember several even straight up let you go rather than try fighting a losing battle.The Lin Kuei’s cyber process is still an in-quest mystery. However, they may have obtained certain important schematics for combining tech with organics.
>>5065616Why is someone automatically austistic when they don't like your poor writing ability and even duller storytelling techniques?
>>5065591>Karn so different that he would get along more with Cooler than Freeza?I honestly think it would have been easier to befriend Cooler than Frieza had the quest gone down that sort of route. Cooler in his appearances outside of the movies comes off a lot more level headed and sensible when compared to his brother. We had to roll pretty high just to earn Frieza’s trust in the beginning.
>>5065628because why else would someone be in a thread for a quest they don't like?
>>5065511But that's one less for a better world.
>>5065616>However, they may have obtained certain important schematics for combining tech with organics.FUUUUUUUUCKING NEFARIOUS! HE'S BACK!
>>5065630If Cooler’d been around first, quite likely. He didn’t fear the Super Saiyan legend and doesn’t mindlessly hate the Saiyans, or at least didn’t at first. Just saw them like everything else, disposable tools to be used and discarded.>>5065725Not quite. Nefarious and all his robot bodies are long dead and gone. And with the destruction of Hatchiyak, his soul is either already in it’s final afterlife, or still waiting in line.
>>5065743>Not quite. Nefarious and all his robot bodies are long dead and gone. And with the destruction of Hatchiyak, his soul is either already in it’s final afterlife, or still waiting in line.Sorry panic attack, I meant HIS GOD DAMNED RESEARCH MATERIALS!
>>5065743Just this once, Nefarious got to use the VIP line because he pissed off yemma by not showing up when he should have like 5 times, and his ass is going to get the BIG chains
>>5065757Possibly. After all, he did study the Big Gete Star>>5065844No, he’s not important enough for that. He’s simply been reduced to another nondescript floating soul, forced into waiting in line for his soul to be judged.
>>5065880After all, he did study the Big Gete StarMOTHERFUCKER! I KNOW HE FUCKED THE TOASTER!
>>5066112My man that ain't butthurt. That's a genuine colon catastrophe.
>This quest is like a genuine void of intelligence. It's probably easier to ask who here hasn't fucked their sister or mother than the reverse. Can't wait to samefag all your votes.
>>5066112>>5066115I genuinely can't believe you're this stupid, go ahead reply again.I know you can't resist it, bitch boys.
>>5066124Thanks.Still gonna samefag the vote.How do you feel about that?You guys are easier than a crack whore.
>>5066128Nice.Nice.You guys are the worst players on the board, unironically.You can try to say I'm angry or something, but you're the one continually giving somebody purposely being disruptive the impetus to continue.How thick can you be?
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5066131My dice-rolling skills are phenomenal. I'm the best on this board. Watch me roll 100.
>>5066134Anon, that was terrible.
>>5066135You're right. I guess the spastic is right; Towa is going to go fuck another man now. Darn.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5066134That's a nice oof there. But we can roll lower.
>>5066138I can’t believe marrying an evil demon would turn out to be such a bad decision.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5066140I’ll show you what a real low roll looks like.
>>5066141And you even cucked and broke the heart of your real wife to do it.
>>5066143I think it’s safe to say that Karn was the real villain all along.
>>5066142How are you so bad at failing? Disgraceful.
>>5066143We were just showing Meloka that she needs to up her game or get the boot. Towa gave us all those cool, powerful demon kids, so Meloka saw that she needed to step it up and give us Karn Jr.
>>5066146Im so good I’ve horseshoed around to being bad. The universe truly has it out for me.
>>5066143Probably worse than the fact that Karn himself is a cuck is that he's an unfaithful manslut cuck.
>>5066147>up her game or get the boot.Truly the words of a loving husband who is devoted to his family
>>5066153Whoops. Didn't see that second line of text in the gif. Ignore it.
>>5066151Never have I seen a QM force such a shitty waifu so hard before.
>>5066153>>5066156Yeah, you're proud alright. Proud to cuck your wife, proud to be cucked by your other wife and proud to be Freeza's pet monkey.You've descended into self-parody and you don't even realize it.
>>5066160This Karn guy is starting to sound like a real piece of shit.
>>5066160>B-but Freeza-dono bought us a suit!!!
>>5066163It's more a problem with GDQM's cryptocuck fetish.You just know he's commissioned art of Freeza fucking Meloka and Towa for himself.
Wow. You've got a lot of like-minded fellows here all of a sudden. Laptop, phone and spare phone?
>>5066163Except he fails at that too. He could be conquering planets for himself instead of his owner. And if he really doesn't give a shit for Meloka, he could be fucking dozens of beautiful women from around the universe. He's not even properly Evil!
>>5066167That sounds like a lot of effort, though.
Why are people doing this at what, three a.m.? Four? Five? Fucking whatever it's too damn early to be shitposting this hard.Oooh wait shit I get it, it's the fucking weekend. Now it's all making sense.
>>5066166>everyone who I disagree with is the same person!!!>>5066168Karn the passive reactive losercuck who takes his marching orders from somebody actually weaker than he is.What a waste of space.
>>5066168So he's just a lazy bum after all? Saiyans are truly a proud warrior race.
>>5066170Dumbest post ITT by far.
>>5066170>he doesn’t wake up at 3 am for manic shitposting
>>5066170>>5066176>too retarded to understand time zonesUnironically kys you wastes of oxygen
>>5066176>>he doesn’t wake up at 3 am for manic shitposting>not staying up until 3 a.m. because of manic shitposting
>>5066178I only believe in American time zones, not whatever chinese bullshit you believe in.
>>5066171"What do you mean we kind of sound alike"
>>5066178>unironically being a eurocuck
>>5066182>he posts from an iPhone made in ChinaAnericucks...>>5066183Or maybe outside of your hugbox you're loathed?
>>5066187>Anericucks*AmericansftfyYou Euros really need to brush up on your english.
>>5066189I finally get it.The love of cuckoldry, the lack of intelligence and the desire to serve and defend the malevolent entity that sees you as an expendable useful idiot who controls you at any cost?This is an American Quest!
>>5066193Your great grandpa must be turning over in his grave. You just described his service to Stalin to a T.
>>5066195>no uWeak!Go die for Freeza, goy.
>>5066193Isn’t it about time for you to go to bed? Muhammad will be here any minute now to tuck you in.
>>5066196Why are you even mad, you never even met your great grandpappy. Or his eight brothers and two sisters that went with him to the gulags.
>>5066200Tyrone busy fucking your wife again?HAHAHA sorry, no woman would even consider touching your slimy greasy skin you fat slob. I bet you shine under UV.>>5066201Your Great Grandfather would be disgusted seeing what his bloodline had degraded to.
>>5066202My great grandfather ain't seeing shit he's blind. But he's not gulag registered like yours <3
>>5066202No amount of projection will ever change the fact you got cucked by a mudslime. Go back to whining on /pol/ or whatever you eurofag losers do these days lmao.
Sure seems to be a lot of clucking going around.
>>5066205Too much cum in the eyes from giving blowjobs?Typical American.>>5066206Trump lost.
>>5066209Oh are you obsessing over homosexual oral sex between men now? Quite like the sort of desperate final pleasures a certain man in a gulag undoubtedly had.
>>5066209For me, it’s the Elven Longsword.
>>5066213Desperately flailing about still?Just shoot yourself, the pain of your tortured existence will finally end.
>>5066215>not Dawnfang/DuskfangShit taste.
>>5066217I'm sure the gulag lads were begging to be shot by the end after all the starvation and boredom. I'd say go dig him up and check if he got the shortcut but he's in an unmarked pit like the rest of his soviet cellmates.
>>5066221>IT'S THE RUSSIANS!!!Unironically as bad as CNN.
>>5066224Alright alright. It's early and I need to get going. So I guess I just have a few parting words for you.Go to sleep, you've had a long day.Understandably your ass must be sore.Likewise my hands hurt from fisting it.All the same I must show SOME manners.Good night and have a nice day.
>>5066227I accept your surrender.
>>5066220>le gimmick sword everyone likesI bet you run straight to get Umbra as soon as you exit the sewers too.
>>5066229Umbra is for cucks, I rush 100 percent Chameleon and stacked enchantments.
>>5066236Based fellow chameleon chad.Nothings more fun than btfoing everything in oblivion as an invisible man.
Why did you guys make Karn a cuck anyway?Is it an American thing?
>>5066241Quick question. You obsessed about cucks like someone that enjoys Blacked being spammed on every redboard. Are you Korean or Jewish?
>>5066242No I just know it pisses GDQM off because it's an accurate descriptor for Karn166 threads to create a cuck.Sad!
why is a autist samefagging the thread so bad? i've never seen people actively attempting to ruin quests until recently, why are they so butthurt? >inb4 blah blah blah you cuck blah blahi dont even read this quest, im just wondering what drives a loser to get so invested in ruining other peoples fun. don't you have a job, or a girlfriend or even a hobby, something more worthwhile than baiting and shitposting on an obscure thread on the most obscure board on a obscure site? what fucked up your life so bad that you consider being a professional annoying retard to be worth investing so much time in?
>>5066088>>5066101Sooner>>5066254>or even a hobbyRuining other’s fun IS his hobby. The only way he feels joy is by bringing others down to his level
>>5066282I'm simply trying to help you.Spread your wings.Do something more constructive with your time than persisting in writing this laughing stock.It's the weekend!What are you fucking doing?
>>5066282my advice is to just stop replying to them and taking the bait, and just ignore the posts. nobody is gaining anything from replying to them other than wasted time and a lot of confusion for anyone reading the archives.
>>5066301He's too stupid not to take the bait, sadly.
>>5066301I don’r reply once the episode resumes, when the thread’s active my focus is on running
>>5066311Hahaha!Hahahaha!He can't even keep his word!What a waste of space.
Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest: Passing out after rescuing Chilli, and his son in turn saving him, Karn then found himself floating in that usual void. However, this time he wasn’t alone, and found himself confronting a senselessly angry Berserker 3 version of himself. After a prolonged battle Karn shattered that extradimensional space, ending the match without a clear winner. Upon waking, Karn taught his other Stand-wielding daughter Okira how to speak telepathically, but exhaustion from the day’s battles took Karn out again, sleeping throughout the night. Upon waking, Karn then took out a half dozen Mindslayers lurking beneath the waves, leaving four with the crab-like Rak’kari people and taking the other two home for his family’s breakfast. But as we rejoin Karn, you just received a maybe-unwanted guest as breakfast is readied.“You.” you say, aura blazing before hardening into your Energy Body. You immediately take your fighting stance, readying yourself for whatever he’s about to try. Instead, however, he holds his arms out wide, a clear gesture of both non-confrontation and smug superiority. You almost attack him regardless, but reign that impulse in. If he wanted you dead, he would have tried attacking your exposed back. “What do you want?”“Be at ease, Karn. I am not here on any sort of Kai business.” he says, clearly wanting to calm you down. “I wished to speak with you and your son about what happened yesterday. But since he’s not here, I’ll address you directly. Za Warudo!”Time stops.The gentle, rolling waves crashing against the sand freeze in place, even the steam rising off of your food halts as Kars stops the flow of time. You feel the seal on the back of your hand start to itch, the gift of being able to move in stopped time Mechikabura added to Towa’s seal making itself known as Kars’s golden Stand appears behind him.“There. Now we can talk more freely, without worry of Shin or anyone else in this timeline overhearing what’s going on.” he says smugly.“Except for Chilli.” you reply, still not quite sure how he can do it. Especially since Mechikabura denied giving your son that ability yesterday while you were speaking with him. “He’ll realize something’s wrong immediately.”“And when he arrives, which I’m sure will be any moment now, I would appreciate your help talking him down from any... immediate and drastic actions.” Kars says. “Despite how events played out yesterday, I seek no quarrel with you, nor with your species as a whole. You Saiyans are rather...interesting beings, and despite my power I do not wish war against you or your clan.”cont
>>5066340“Dad? Do you know what’s going on?” Chilli suddenly thinks to you. “Is he back?”You don’t immediately answer, unsure for a moment what to say and how to handle this situation. You don’t trust Kars, not even as far as you can throw him, but he’s never actively tried attacking you or your family. Except when he was fighting Tanya for his boss the Supreme Kai and turned on you, which shows where his true loyalties lie. But then again, why would he be here, making a situation where he claims the Supreme Kai can’t overhear him just to speak with you both? What is his angle here?Well? How will you play this?>Telepathically tell him yes, and to stay away. If Kars wants at your son for what he did, he’ll have to go through you first!>Tell him you’ll handle this, but to stay at the ready on standby in case you need his backup>Let him know what Kars said he wants, and let your son make up his own mind how he’ll proceed>Tell Chilli to come out here, and come fully armed and ready for a rematch with Kars>Other(write in)
>>5066341>Tell him you’ll handle this, but to stay at the ready on standby in case you need his backup
>>5066341>Let him know what Kars said he wants, and let your son make up his own mind how he’ll proceed
Now that's a lot of votes.
>>5066341>Telepathically tell him yes, and to stay away. If Kars wants at your son for what he did, he’ll have to go through you first!
>>5066357i wonder what it could possibly be
>>5066365I think we might have an imposter amogus.
>>5066366>>5066365I haven’t had to drop this yet, but I believe it’s time to deploy my anti-samefag count this vote. If any actual new players showed up for their first vote today, I’m sorry.
>>5066369But I'm pretty sure a good amount of us have dynamic IPs.
>>5066342>>5066347>>5066358Let him know what Kars said he wants, and let your son make up his own mind how he’ll proceed wins it. Roll me a single d100.Hidden DC>>5066377Ten one post by this id’s aren’t organic
>>5066377Put on a trip, or something.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5066380>namefaggotryGay>>5066379
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5066384lmao first time i made that mistake, there goes my record.>>5066379