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[unearthly warbling music, singing accompaniment]

"I've never seen anyone play the harpziban like that!"

"How does he know where to move the dial?"

"Years of practice, little lady!"

"What do you think, Krum?"

"I don't know why you guys like this stuff! It just sounds like noise to me."

"Come on, Krum! Be polite to our paying passengers!"

"Don't sweat it, kid. No hard feelings. I've never met a Sporc who enjoyed music! They just don't have it in 'em!"

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"Thanks again for giving us passage, Captain."

"Happy to have you aboard, Ooliz. By the way, I revised our travel estimate. We should reach Port Argent in a little under a week. Hopefully Prim can get our robot in working order before we arrive."

"You better hope so, or else gettin' all her luggage outta here is gonna be a ten-man job!"

"Sammy! I don't have that much luggage!"

"Well, goodnight!"

"Oh, Captain..."

"Hmmm?"

"It's probably nothing, but I can't find my hair dryer!"

"You got so much luggage piled up in here, it probably formed a black hole and ate it!"

"Sammy! I'm serious!"

"I'll ask the others if they've seen it."

"Thank you, Captain. Good night!"

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"I don't want to wait a week to get off the ship! You promised you'd take me to a real planet!"

"We're going to land on a planet in about sixty hours so you can stretch your legs. If it's nice enough, we might even have a picnic."

"A real planet? What's it like? Does it have atmo?"

"I'll tell you all about it tomorrow."

"What's it called? Does it have an ocean?"

"I'll tell you tomorrow. Right now, you need to-"

"Are there any people there? Prim, do you know what planet we're going to?"

"Come on, Ash, you need to get to sleep! Did you brush your teeth?"

"I can't find my hygiene wand."

"That reminds me! I can't find my three-nineteenths magnetospanner!"

"With how crowded things are, I'm not surprised! They'll probably turn up after Sammy and Ooliz debark."

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[muffled scream]

[snoring abruptly ends]

"Huh? Wha-?"

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"Jake! What's going on? I heard screaming!"

"It sounded like Ooliz!"

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"Aiii-!"

"Ooliz! Sammy! What's wrong?"

"There's somethin' in the corner, kid! I saw it move!"

[thumping noise]

"I'll take a look-"

"Be careful, kid!"

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"Get 'im!"

"What th- yaaah!"

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"Fight 'im!"

"Bite 'im!"

"Kill 'im!"

"Yaaaaugh-!"

"Blood!"

"Kill 'im!"

"Kill 'im!"

"Aaaaugh! Krum, help me!"

"They're just asserting dominance! You shouldn't have made eye contact!"

"Get these little monsters off of me before they... AAAUGH!"

"Sorry Jake, I'm forbidden from interfering with newborn Sporcs!"

"Newborn?! You mean these things are your-"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>5113582

Sing a lullaby with soothingly-violent lyrics. If these guys are newborns, they'll fall right to sleep!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>5113582
ASSERT DOMINANCE BACK, damn it! Pin 'em all to the ground and try not to think about how weird it looks doing this in our undies

Also, welcome back, man! Was going through Lego Quest withdrawals something FIERCE!

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"Captain! Try to-"

"Look out, kid! It's gonna-"

"Grab hold of the-"

"Jake, try singing a lullaby!"

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"Fight! Kill!"

"Yaaah!"

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"Jake!"

"Get 'im!"

"Kill 'im!

"Uh... Late one night I went to the burner shed, 'cause I saw a baby Sporc and I was gonna shoot him dead!"

"Fight 'im!"

"Bite 'im!"

"Kill 'im!"

"So I loaded up my burner and I... uh... I shot him in the head, and the little bitty baby Sporc was good and cold and dead!"

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[angry snoring]

"Huh! It worked!"

"Jake! Watch out!"

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"Fight 'em!"

"Kill 'em!"

"Yaaah! Here, Prim, hold this!"

"Wha-oof!"

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"It's a little easier to deal with them two at a time!"

"Fight 'im!"

"Kill 'im!"

"I think you boys have had enough playtime for now!"

>Lock them in Ooliz's trunk
>Teach them to be proper gentlesporcs
>Something else

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>5113661
>Think about what Krum would do, smash their little heads together

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>5113661
>Teach them to be proper gentlesporcs
Lock a Sporc in a trunk and you'll be rid of them for a day. Teach a Sporc to be a GentleSporc and you'll be rid of them forever. Maybe.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>5113661
>>Teach them to be proper gentlesporcs

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[angry cooing]

"Jake, I think this one is waking up!"

"Hang on, Prim! There's only one way to get these boys to straighten up! I'll have to start speaking their language!"

KLUNCH

"Waaugh!"

"Waaugh!"

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"Is it just me or did they get bigger?"

[angry babbling]

"I don't know, but this one is definitely waking up!"

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"ATTEN-HUT! Alright, you runts, if you're going to serve on my ship then you're going to address me as Captain! Is that clear, crewmen?"

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[angry muttering]

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"Keep going, boys! Make sure you get every inch of the deckplates! We'll make spacers out of you before this is over!"

[angry muttering]

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"Rolz! Straighten up! Kruzt! Suck in that gut, mister! Lowf! That haircut of yours isn't regulation length! One more infraction like this and it's the brig for you!"

[angry muttering]

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[soft classical music in background]

"Anyone? Lowf? Rolz? No? Kruzt, I know you can get this. Nobody wants to take a guess?"

[angry muttering]

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"This is your captain speaking! We are docked and cleared to depart for beautiful Verin-4."

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"Wow! This planet is amazing! I never knew the sky could be this color!"

"Hold it, everybody! I don't want those little critters to get off the ship while we're not look-"

"You don't need to be concerned about us, Captain."

"Huh?"

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"My hair dryer!"

"My hygiene wand!"

"My magnetospanner!"[\i]

"Yeah, and my ship's missing intake vent! Rolz! Kruzt! Lowf! You're... you're... what happened?"

"We appreciate your patronage, Captain. Now we must leave and make our way in the universe. This world will be a suitable start. Farewell, Captain."

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"Krum! Your kids are about to take off!"

"So?"

"I thought you might want to say goodbye, now that they're grown up."

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"Why? You pay me to guard you and lift crates, not socialize."

>Respect Krum's lack of concern for his offspring
>Encourage him to reach out to his children

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>5114018
>Respect Krum's lack of concern for his offspring
What a heartwarming and life-affirming scene this has been, really shows you the beauty of children and family....

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5114018
>Encourage him to at least wish them luck on defeating their foes and showing the galaxy the might and prowess of the glorious Sporc race.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>5114018
>>Encourage him to reach out to his children

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>5114018

Backing this:
>>5114025

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"Did Krum get a chance to say goodbye to his sons before they left?"

"Forget about it, Prim. I already asked. Krum's not interested in talking to his kids. You'd think he would be eager to congratulate his sons for becoming such fine killing machines who will no doubt go on to terrorize this entire region of space. Buuuuuut... I guess he's more interested in guarding the Zephyr on a planet where the biggest danger is the farmers market running out of jellied emos. Speaking of which, we need to get some provisions for our picnic!"

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"Do you know what a picnic is?"

"Well, sure! We used to have picnics all the time back on the farm! You take some food and carry it until we find a place out away from everything else, and then we sit down and eat it."

"On the ground?"

"Usually we have a picnic blanket..."

"I have some spare fabric!"

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"I swiped an armload of provisions before we left Sunrise."

"We can use my basket to carry them!"

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"I'll have... two of those... some of that... maybe a little more... do you have any jellied emos? You're all out? Only live emos... Well, why don't you give me one anyway. And how about... Krum, do you want anything?"

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"Forget about me. I'm not interested in your picnic. I'll see you guys back at the ship."

"Where are you going?"

"What does it matter? There's nothing you need me to be here for, right?"

"Uh... I guess not. We'll see you back aboard the Zephyr later, then. Uh, let's see... If Krum's not coming, you'd better give me one of those knives too, while you're at it. I think that'll be everything."

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"Where's Krum going?"

"Seems like he wants to be alone right now. Come on, let's find a nice hill."

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[laughter, music, conversation]

"It's too bad Krum didn't come with us! I wonder what he's up to."

"Oh, I wouldn't worry."

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"If I know Krum..."

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"...he's probably just sitting in his cabin cleaning his burner."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Krum does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>5115214
Rolling to become aware of the giant pink tentacle stalking us and to blast it with our burner!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5115214
Rolling to continue stalking some swamp creature and ignoring the tentacle behind our back.

what is this autism

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>5115214

>>5115592
Seconding this.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>5115592
Supporting.

>>5116071
Fun. That's what.

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[wading noises]

"'What do you think of this noise, Krum? Which type of food tastes good, Krum? Why don't you want to acknowledge your sons, Krum?'... Come on, where's something I can aim a burner at?"

[wading noises stop]

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FRRRZZZAAP

"Yeah! I knew there was something good in this place!"

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FRRRZZZZZAP

FRZZAAAAAAAAP

FRRZZAP

[inarticulate shouting]

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[burner drawing sfx]

"What's the matter? Finally run out of protoplas- huh?"

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Krum does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>5116862
Ignore the thing if it's no longer a threat and make an omelet.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5116912
>>5116862

support

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>5116862
Take the eggs and smuggle them onboard, so that they can be hatched later and hunted during the long and boring space voyages.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>5116912
>>5117000
We can do both, have a snack now and a hunt later.

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[liquid squelching noises]

"Seems like all the fight's gone out of ya. You think tickling me is gonna get in the way of my lunch?"

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"Huh? They're all just empty shells?"

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"So all your kids hatched and took off already... maybe I can find one of them while it's still small enough to fit in a-"

[liquid squelching noises]

"Hey, that's pretty good!"

>Try to communicate with it
>Better kill it before it escapes
>Something else

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>5117722
>Try to communicate with it
Talk to the slime monster about our issues with sporcfatherhood, and reminince a bit about our own youth.

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[liquid squelching noises]

"Hey, what're you do-"

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"...Oh... I can hear your thoughts... There were six others like you... they were the last of their kind... they traveled from all across the planet to be here... they each laid an egg and died afterward... your species requires six members to reproduce...all those eggs... merged to become you?"

[liquid squelching noises]

"...The eggs hatched just a few hours ago... you're practically a newborn..."

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"Your parents were so devoted to making you, they traveled halfway across the planet to get here. You know how Sporcs reproduce? When you bleed hard enough you spread out spores that grow into new Sporcs, but you can only do it once. Back before we had spaceships and could spread out, the young Sporcs killed their fathers if they weren't already dead. You understand what I mean?"

[liquid squelching noises]

"I'm supposed to be dead. And I'm still here, doing what? Just hired muscle, serving on the same ship where I was born. My father was gone by the time I sprouted. I've got nothing to show for my life. My sons are the only things I've ever produced, and they might as well be strangers. Probably just as well. I wouldn't know how to raise another being even if I tried."

[liquid squelching noises]

"Huh?"

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[liquid squelching noises continue]

"That's not bad, but you need legs. Legs! These things. They hinge at the hips. We use them to walk."

[liquid squelching noises]

"Don't give me attitude! If you're going to imitate a humanoid, then do it right. I know you're smart enough. I've seen how good you are at this. Come on, just try your best."

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"That's pretty good. Clean up your foot. Make sure they're the same size."

[liquid squelching noises]

"Of course the other humanoids are going to like you! Why wouldn't they like you? You're intelligent, and unique..."

[liquid squelching noises]

"I'm not just saying that. You're very advanced for your age."

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"Something's missing... You need hair."

[liquid squelching noises]

"This. It comes out of your head."

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[liquid squelching noises]

"Not so much! You don't want to attract the wrong kind of attention."

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"Pretty good. I can't believe you're the same little blob I shot with my burner a few minutes ago."

[liquid squelching noises]

"You look perfect. And face people when you're talking to them."

>Take it back to the Zephyr
>Take it hunting
>Leave it here
>Something else

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>>5117859
>>Take it back to the Zephyr

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>5117859
>>5117863

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>5117863
And teach it how to shoot when we get there.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>5117859
>>5117863
+1

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>5117859
>Take it back to the Zephyr

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"Wait until the others see you. They won't believe it!"

[liquid squelching noises]

"Oh sure, they're all nice humanoids. There's Jake, he's the captain, and Primrose, she's the mechanic, and there's Jake's daughter Ash-"

"Would you look at that!"

"Hold it, there's somebody out there..."

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"Look at the size of those eggs!"

"I've seen this before. This is a Death Plasm nest. Looks fresh, too. Maybe half a day old."

"A Death Plasm! I heard they were extinct!"

"I'd like to take one of those for a trophy jar!"

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"Big-game hunters! They're packing ultraburners, you'd better h-"

"I say, you there! Sporc!"

[liquid squelching noises]

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"Have you seen any sign of a Death Plasm nearby? There's a nest beyond that ridge!"

"Uh... can't say I have. Good luck with your hunt, though."

"I could have sworn I heard a sort of liquidy squelching noise around here somewhere-"

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"Well, I guess it's about time we break out the main course!"

"Yum! Fresh emo!"

"If I knew this was gonna turn into a banquet I'd have packed my suit!"

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"Prim, would you do the honors? You've had a lot more practice than me."

"Oh, sure! It's easy, you just give it a good twist and-"

"Wait a second! You're not going to kill it, are you?"

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"Ash, I bought this emo for us to eat here. I even bought that knife to gut it, too. Quite a markup. I don't even think it's handma-"

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"I don't care how much you paid for it! You can't just kill it!"

"Ash..."

>Emos are designed to be eaten
>We can release it into the wild
>Pets are a big responsibility

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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>5120368
>Emos are designed to be eaten
Ash, it's a genetically modified animal cludged together from multiple donors, developed specifically for human consumption. If we release it, either it'll get eaten by other predators, or worse, it'll grow too large and alter the local ecosystem, either by eating local plants and/or animals until local species are pushed out, or by introducing new bacteria or viruses that they haven't developed antibodies to yet.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>5120368
>>Emos are designed to be eaten

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>5120361
Looks like we'll teach our new friend how to hunt after all! We might even get some sweet burners out of it!

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"...It's an extruded multicellular organism. It can't feel pain, or anything but hunger. They were designed to scavenge organic matter and convert it into protein that tastes good to humanoids. If we don't eat it, it'll just grow to the point where it'll start to bud more emos. They could turn this swamp into a desert if there were enough of them."

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"It's good that you to feel concerned about other living creatures, but like Jake said, if we keep it alive we'll have to feed it so it won't be hungry, and if we feed it we'll have to deal with more emos. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want the Zephyr to be any more crowded!"

"I guess not... are you sure it can't feel anything?"

"Absolutely! I used to live on an emo ranch, and these things are about the dumbest lifeforms you'll ever see! They're even dumber than shreep."

"If you don't want to watch, you don't have to."

"It's okay, I want to know what happens."

"Well, it's pretty easy once you do it a few times. Just put the point of your knife against the underside and-"

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"-that's it! Ready to eat."

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[loud chewing noises]

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"Oof-!"

"Hey, what th-!"

"Death Plasm! Run for your lives!"

"It got Tepeson!"

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"Wha-?"

"I don't see-"

"They must have been-"

"Wait, there's something out there!"

"I think it's..."

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"It's Krum!"

"But who's that with him?"

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"Krum! Sorry you missed the emo! Uh... who's your friend?"

"This is... it's a long story. After you guys left, I went into the forbidden zone to clear my head..."

"Hey fella, don't look now, but you better skip with the pleasantries-"

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"Looks like somebody's gettin' the pitchforks!"

>Play it cool and walk through the crowd
>Try to get it to assume a different form
>Something else

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>5121412
Try to have it assume a face that will pass as human while we head for the Zephyr. No Death Plasms here, slimy clothing is all the rage in New Jerusalem I heard.

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"-and I said, 'that's a Death Plasm nest!'"

"And then there was this Sporc, and he said he hadn't seen anything, and then Tepeson and I headed back toward the nest, and that's when it attacked us out of nowhere! If poor Tepeson hadn't accidentally tripped and fallen as we were being chased, it would have gotten me!"

"I heard the shouts and the burners, but by the time I came over the ridge that poor fella was a goner! Oh, I'll never forget that sight! And then after it was finished with-"

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[harpziban music]

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[harpziban music continues]

"Make way! Make way for the Baroness of... uh... Life... uh, Goo... The Baroness of Ligo and her entourage!"

[crowd murmuring]

"This is never gonna work, kid!"

"Just keep smiling and playing..."

"It's a good thing I had some extra fabric..."

"What are we supposed to do?"

"We're handmaids... act regal!"

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[machine whining noises]

"Kid, I'm never gonna doubt you again!"

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"I'm surprised you adopted someone, Krum! I didn't think you were interested in being a parent!"

"A par- This thing is no son of mine! And lose that ridiculous shape!"

[liquid squelching noise]

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"What- no, I meant like you were before! No son of mine is going to be walking around shaped like that!"

"I don't know, Krum... didn't you say the parents all laid eggs? I'm no expert on amorphous biology, but I'd say you have a daughter!"

"Yeah, Krum!"

"Sporcs don't have daughters! It's... you can't... they just don't!"

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"Finally, someone younger than me! Does this mean she gets to live with us?"

"You need to give her a name, Krum!"

"Hey! There were six eggs, right? What about Six?"

"That's not a very tough name... It should be a good Sporc name, like Doh, or Krooton."

"Those aren't good names for a girl!"

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"Well, you've got three and a half days to hash it out. Verin control, this is Zephyr. We're ready to depart."

"Negative, Zephyr. Remain grounded."

"Say again, control?"

"We got a report that a Death Plasm might have been sighted near the starport. All outbound traffic is forbidden until further notice."

"Uh, control, we've got the Baroness of Ligo aboard, and we need to get back to-"

"Zephyr, you are ordered to remain grounded until all ships have been searched."

>Try to disguise the Death Plasm
>Ignore the order and take off
>Surprise intervention by Krum's sons
>Something else

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>5123862
>>Try to disguise the Death Plasm
>Surprise intervention by Krum's sons

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>5123862
>Surprise intervention by Krum's sons

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"Jake! Someone's outside! They're telling us to open the bay door!"

"I know! Just... Wait until I get down there!"

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"Imperial Commandant Trouserhosen! I didn't know you were on this side of the galaxy!"

"Yes, it is fortunate that I vhas on this planet overseeing the transfer of a chest of blockonium. I vhas only too happy to lend my skill to the hunt for the vhild beast."

"I'm sure there's no place aboard the Zephyr it could hide!"

"This ship can hardly be described as tidy, Captain Starcrash."

"Uh, well, you caught us on an off day!"

"Indeed. I wonder vhat else ve vill catch. Is there anyone else aboard?"

"Three passengers, one broken robot."

"Ve vill deal vhith them later. Do you know anything of the Death Plasm, Captain Starcrash?"

"Uh, no, can't say I really do!"

"I am somevhat of an expert on the subject of the species. For example, did you know, Captain Starcrash, that the Death Plasm is capable of altering its shape?"

"Oh, I don't know, that sounds pretty farfetch-"

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"The beast could be hiding anyvhere aboard your ship, so ve vill conduct a methodical investigation, starting with the crew and passengers. Each vill be scanned vhith this device."

"This one's clear."

"Hey, vatch- I mean, watch it!"

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"However, the beast may have assumed another form, so ve vill test each item aboard vhith this device. Vhen it makes contact vith inert matter, there is no effect. However, vhen it makes contact vith a living creature, the result is instantaneous -and qvite painful- death."

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"PARDON-THE-INTERRUPTION-IMPERIAL-COMMANDANT."

"Vhat is it?"

"I-AM-RECEIVING-A-TRANSMISSION-FROM-THE-BLOCKONIUM-HAULER-IT-SEEMS-THE-BLOCKONIUM-HAS-BEEN-STOLEN-BY-THREE-SPORCS."

"Vhat?!"

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"THE-SPORCS-ARE-ENTRENCHED-AT-AN-OLD-WEAPONS-TESTING-SITE-AT-THE-EDGE-OF-THE-FORBIDDEN-ZONE-HOWEVER-AN-ULTRACANNON-IS-BEING-BROUGHT-IN-THE-ENTIRE-SITE-WILL-BE-VAPORIZED."

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"Ah, you see, Captain Starcrash? Order vill soon be restored. Better to let the blockonium be destroyed than see it fall into the hands of those Sporcs. I hope you keep your Sporc on a tighter rein, Captain."

"THE-ULTRACANNON-IS-ON-SITE-AND-BEING-CALIBRATED-ESTIMATED-TIME-TO-FIRING-TEN-MINUTES."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>5124123

Let’s wrestle the device from the officer

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>5124123
Have Krum hit that guy on the head while Jake is distracting him with his feeble attempt to grab the device.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>5124123
Everybody panics!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>5124123
"Yes, I'm certain your superiors will understand you deciding to let the shipment of Blockinium you were bought here to oversee just be destroyed without you lifting a finger to try to rescue or save it because you got yourself embroiled in the petty business of some local hunters."

>>5124137
this

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"No, you can't-"

"Vhat is this insolence? Get off of me, you vitless buffoon!"

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"Hold it, Sporc!"

"Vhat now?"

"This one seemed like he was about to jump you, Commandant!"

"I see your Sporc is as villful and reckless as his captain. You, go and bring the passengers down here. They vill be vhitness to the executions."

"Executions?!"

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"Don't you think you should be more concerned about that blockonium? I mean, it's just one little Death Plasm! A chest of blockonium has got to be worth fifty or sixty thousand flatbacks!"

"Scherbenteile! Are you not avare, Captain Starcrash, that I lost my eye to a Death Plasm? Ever since then I have made it my life's task to hunt them, alvays vishing for the day vhen the last of their kind vhas exterminated."

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"Here are the others, Commandant. We searched the flight deck but found no sign of the creature."

"Vhat is your name and occupation?"

"Sammy Kollin. I'm a stand-up comedian."

"I do not like to laugh."

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"And you, vhat is your n-"

"AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! The Death Plasm!-"

"Vhat-?"

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"I saw it!"

"It's right over there!"

"Aaaaiiii-!"

"Look out!"

"Hey, watch it!"

"Get off of-"

"Look out for the-"

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>5125428
Plasmie just watches the whole clusterfuck in bemusement before knocking out the Commandant with a pipe.

>>5125428
>>5125436

Support

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5125446

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"Hey, it really is the Death Plasm!"

"Vhat-"

KLONGGGD

"Aaaugh!"

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KLANNG

KLUNGGG

"Don't turn around! Ow! Ow!"

"THE-COMMANDANT-IS-DOWN!"

"Ow! Ow!"

KLONG

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[liquid squelching noise]

"Oh, um... thanks!"

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"What do we do about these g-"

[radio crackling noise]

"Unit 351, what is your status, over?"

"Uh, Jake?"

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>>5125535

Impersonate the commander with his accent and tell them the Death Plasm has been killed.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>5125538
>>5125535

forgot roll

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5125535
This (with Plasmie giving the accent), but tell them to wait until the Commandant arrives to fire. Should buy Krum's kids some time.

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"Yes, what is it- I mean, vhat is it, this is Imperial Commandant Trouserhosen, ve have eliminated the Death Plasm but ve are very vearied from our victory and ve vish to vacate the vicinity vithout vait, over."

"Yes, Commandant, is there anything else?"

"Oh, and vill you please order the ultracannon team to vait for my arrival before they fire?"

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"Yes, Commandant. The additional Space Police you ordered are en route to the starport. They should be reaching your present location within the next two minutes."

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>>5125580

Let's just blast off already. Bind the Commandant if we have to.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>5125583
>>5125580

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>5125580
Toss the space nazis out the airlock as we take off

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"Jake! What'll we do?"

"I'll get the Zephyr in the air! Tell Krum to get those Space Police off the deck!"

"Right!"

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VVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm

"Zephyr, you are not cleared for liftoff! Abort! Zephyr, abort!"

[click]

"Nothing good on anyway... Krum! Are you ready?"

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[atmosphere roaring noise]

"Almost finished! Just got these two!"

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[wind blowing]

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[atmosphere roaring noise]

"Huh? Where'd he go?"

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KLONGGG

"Aaaugh!"

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[atmosphere roaring noise]

"And now, my unvorthy opponent, I vill vatch you die."

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>5125633
Krum grabs his foot and tosses him over his shoulder while saying a clever one liner

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>5125633
Aren't Krum's sons sorta fucked if we don't do anything?

Grab Trouserhosen and abandon the ship. We can use him to soften our landing.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>5125633
Perform a daring flip back into the ship and land violently on Trouserhosen

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"After I finish vith you, I vill eliminate the last Death Plasm, and the rest of your troublesome crew. Goodbye, Sporc."

FRZZAAAP

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[atmosphere roaring noise]

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[atmosphere roaring noise continues]

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"Vhat-!?"

"You wanna watch me die?"

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"How about a front-row seat?"

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FRRRZZZZZZAAAAP

FRZZZAAAAAAAAPP

FRRZZAAP

FRRRZAAAP

[yelling, shouting]

"Sir, we've got incoming!"

"A missile?"

"No sir, it's..."

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KRUMMMMMMD

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"What hit us? What-"

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5128754

Krum goes Rambo on these guys.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>5128754
Krum swings Trouserhosen around like Mario tossing Bowser, knocking these chumps over like bowling pins.

>>5128754
Krum and his kids bond over kicking space gestapo ass, and get a crate full of blockonium and an ultracannon out of it.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>5128761
>>5128754
Forgot the roll.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>5128754
Six takes control of the Zephyr, hopefully coming to Krum's rescue...

But whenever flew a ship before...

>>5128819
But she never flew a ship before.

Worthless autocorrect.

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"Now, who wants to try and draw first burn?"

[empty clicking noise]

"Uh-oh..."

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"His burner has no charge! Fire! Ready the ultracannon!"

"Yes, sir!"

FRRZZZZAAAAAPP

FRZZZZAAAAAPP

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"I don't need a burner! H-yuf!"

KLOMP

"Aaugh!"

"Yaaugh!"

"Aauf!"

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"Krum! We did not think we would see you again."

"I didn't plan on being here. Seems like you're gonna - huh? I don't believe it!"

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"Vhat you believe is of no concern, Sporc."

"Commandant Trouserhosen, no!"

"The blockonium!"

"Look out!"

FRAZZOOOOOOOOOM

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[coughing]

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[bootsteps crunching]

"You are a competent varrior, Sporc..."

[ultracannon charging noises]

"...But I vill keep my promise now, and vatch you d-"

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FRRZZZZAAAAAP

FRRRZZAAAPPP

"Aaaaugh!"

"What the-"

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VVVRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm

"Krum! You're alive!"

"Let's go, there are more Space Police on the way!"

"If you two are out here, who's flying the ship?"

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[frantic beeping noises]

"No, not that button, the one next to it! No, not now, wait until I tell you to! Okay, now!"

[beeping noises intensify]

"Not that one, the other one!"

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5129982
While Krum and his Krumlings hop back onboard, Plasmie distracts the space pigs by landing on them.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>5129982
>>5130004

+1

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"This ain't over, Trouserhosen! You're lucky the cops showed up!"

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"Thanks for holding onto my burner, Prim. Now we just gotta swing around and pick up my- the other Sporcs, and we can get off this rock!"

"Um...the only life readings we picked up were Trouserhosen... and you."

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"Oh."

"I'm so sorry, Krum, I-"

"Whatever. These things happen."

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"Is it over?"

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"Yeah, it's over."

[hatch closing sound]

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"Next stop, Port Argent, and just in time. The Space Police are almost-"

[beeping noise]

"Huh? That's weird, the sensors are picking up a trace amount of blockonium about five klicks from here..."

>Leave before the Space Police get here
>Check out the mystery blockonium

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>5131487
>>Check out the mystery blockonium

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>5131487
Only five klicks? Let's check it out on our way out of here. We can't risk too much on a trace amount.

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"What are you doing, old man?"

"Jake, we have to get out of here!"

"There's something I want to check out - don't worry, we'll be out of here before the Space Police make atmo."

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[atmosphere roaring noise]

"There! In the bushes near those flowers! I see something!"

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"What is it?"

"It's the chest the blockonium was in!"

"There's no way it was blown this far in the explosion!"

"Hey! Does that mean..."

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[distant spaceship noises]

"That sounds like the Space Police!"

"We'd better kick jets!"

"Hey, what about the other Sporcs?"

"I wouldn't be surprised if they're still alive! After all, they're Krum's kids!"

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VVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM

"Next stop, Port Argent... and this time I mean it!"

This episode isn't over but I'll take this time to post some links

If you're enjoying the adventures of Jake and friends, most previous episodes of Lego Quest are archived along with all the pictures:
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=lego%20quest

The official Lego Quest wiki has writeups on just about everybody seen in this episode:
legoquest.fandom.com

And if you're on twitter you will get a tweet when a new episode goes live if you follow me:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Thank you to everyone for playing so far!

>>5131569
Thanks for running again, man! Didn't get a chance to vote much, but it's always enjoyable seeing you work your magic!

>>5131569
Thanks for running and keeping my love for old Space Lego alive! Do you have any full shots of the Zephyr?

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>>5132689
>Do you have any full shots of the Zephyr?
I made this tour of the interior when I was about 95% finished with it

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I couldn't find the other full shot strip so I had to make a new one

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>>5132732
Found it; this shows the compartments a little better

>>5132700
>>5132732
>>5133484
Wow, I didn't think all the interior actually fit inside. I tried building a large ship with actual facilities for the crew once and it quickly became huge and bulky.

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"Affirmed, Zephyr. You are cleared for docking. Welcome to Port Argent. Please observe the local personal defense rules. No burners, blades, clubs, or other offensive items are allowed without special permission."

"Acknowledged, control. Zephyr out."

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"Can we have a picnic here too?"

"Well, this place is an asteroid, so there's no atmo outside the walls. I need the two of you to stay on board for a little while."

"But I want to go outside and look around!"

[liquid squelching noise]

"Yeah! We both do!"

"I'm not sure that's a good idea right now... listen, just wait on the ship until we get back, and then we'll talk about it, alright?"

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"Sir, it looks like you put down zero passengers on your manifest-"

"Oh, that's right, here's the additional documentation you asked for."

"My mistake, sir. Zero passengers, just like it says here."

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"Well, Sammy... Ooliz... It was great to meet both of you. I don't think I've ever had more fun on a voyage. Good luck from here out!"

"Same to you, kid!"

"Take care, Captain!"

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"Now what?"

"Those maneuvers on Verin-4 ate up a lot of fuel. We'll need to find work before we lift off."

"What about those twenty thousand flatbacks you won on Snowball?"

"He's saving it!"

"For what?"

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"There's a boarding school here run by the Sisters of Perpetual Extenuation."

"So?"

"So... The Zephyr is no place for Ash. That twenty grand is enough to pay for a year of tuition-"

"With those nuns? I heard their religion is so strict, nobody's allowed to know anything about it - not even them!"

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"Didn't you say that her mother was from Port Argent? Maybe she has other family here!"

"Nah, Yrin said she didn't have any family. Look, can we talk about this later? We need to find some cargo and-"

"Hang on a second."

[sounds of violence]

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"We told you to zzztay out of our buzzzinezzz!"

"Please! My queen must be- aaaugh!"

"It zzzeemzzz like he did not get the mezzzzage!"

"We need to make it a little more obviouzzz!"

"That izzz right!"

>Step in
>None of your business
>Something else

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>5135720
>Step in
Gang wars are a great opportunity to make some profit.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5135720
>>Step in

multo profito

>>5135720
>Step in

I've got to say, this is the first I've seen of this quest, and I love the '70s style you're going for it. It's incredibly amusing.

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"Hey, Linnarians!"

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"I don't need a burner to rip your legs off! Raaaaugh!"

"Look out!"

"That Zzzporc hazzz gone cra-"

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KLOMP

"zzzoof-!"

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"Torment me no longer!"

"Put me down, you zzzludge!"

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"Let uzzz get out of here!"

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"You have made a big mizzztake, Zzzporc!"

"You and your friendzzz had better watch themzzzelvezzz! Thizzz izzz a big zzztation! There are lotzzz of placezzz where zzzomeone could dizzzappear!"

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"Looks like they're not interested in a fair fight. Maybe they'll come back with some friends."

"No, there are only four in their group. They are the lowest of Gozon's workers."

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"Who are you?"

"This is Jake, and Prim. My name's Krum."

"Hi!"

"From the way you handled that Linnarian, it's no wonder they had to gang up on you! Say, I've been from the Fringe all the way to the Arc of Nations and I've never seen anyone from your species. What do they call you?"

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"I must go. I have tasks to accomplish."

"Nice way to thank someone for saving your life!"

"In my time here, I have seen how others present falsehoods as truths in order to gain from those who are unaware of their true intent. Perhaps you also work for Gozon. Perhaps this was all a ruse to gain my trust."

"Gozon? Believe me, we don't have anything to do with that creepy-"

"I must go."

>Try to gain his trust
>Let him go for now and look for work
>Check out the boarding school
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>5137295
>>Let him go for now and look for work

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5137295
>Let him go for now and look for work
No sense in forcing things--something in the Space Wind tells me we'll meet him again...

>>5137295
Spy on him in totally not creepy manner.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>5137322
roll doko

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>5137295
Ask around a bit about this Gozon fellow while looking for work. He seems to be important.

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"Who's this Gozon anyway?"

"Gozon Haraldson. He's... I don't even know where to start. He's into some weird science and life extension stuff. I never met him, but I heard plenty. He was a mid-level mobster a few years ago. Seems like he moved up the food chain since the last time I was here."

"What do we do now?"

"Go get our names on the bid sheet and hope we can pick up some outbound cargo."

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"Can I help you, sir?"

"Hi, how you doin'? I've got a ship with sixty-four standard. Where's the bid sheet?"

"Who do you pledge?"

"Huh?"

"Who... do... you... pledge?"

"I don't underst-"

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"I don't have time for this! Ickbray, get rid of this clown!"

KLONGGG

"You got it, dockmaster! C'mere, human!"

"Yaaah-! Okay, I'm leaving!"

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"Gloop gloop."

"Prim, you speek Longolese. What's he saying?"

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"Gloopa gloopa?"

"Gloop glorp."

"He says Port Argent is controlled by two crimelords, Gozon and Naimar. He says you won't be able to get any work unless you pledge your fealty to one of them. Who's Naimar?"

"Never heard the name before."

"Gloopa gloopo?"

"Glorp glop."

"Glorp... glop?"

"Glorp glop."

"What'd he say?"

"He says Naimar is an Aquainian... and that she has a witch who works for her."

"A witch?"

"That's what he said!"

"Tell him thanks, will ya?"

"Gloopa glorp."

"Glop gloop."