>Let’s see what this is about… when you figure out how to get out of this world.

We can shit post to annoy other deities, truly our power is overwhelming.

>>5154960
>Let’s see what this is about… when you figure out how to get out of this world.

Sounds a little more entertaining than telling people to kill themselves all day. But, you know, not by MUCH.

>>5154960
>Let’s see what this is about… when you figure out how to get out of this world.

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Let’s see what this is about… when you figure out how to get out of this world. Exactly how do you leave? That thought never did come into your mind. For now you hold on to the letter and float around to find an exit, if such a thing exists. But first thing first, you needed to dress up, because you were sure the current nude state would not be appropriate in the meeting of the goddesses.
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Holy shit you’re going to meet people that aren’t from the windows what the fuck are you going to do? Shit shit shit shit shit!

Ok, small steps first. You need to find an acceptable clothes. You go through some windows of “Hot Fashion of 2025” and cosplays. Oh hey since this is a tournament maybe some armors would be good, but what kind of armor? Something modern?

You tried out a sapi plate vest and general tacti/k/ool armors. Combat knife, survival gears, and a handy flash light. You browse through /k/ and other websites about guns. Jesus fucking christ all of them are just arguing those fucking keyboard warriors why did you bother asking them again? For now you chose something simple, a M240B and M72 LAW.

Then again… don’t goddesses wear fancy clothes like togas and jeweleries? So you materialized some dresses that would match Olympians and stuff. Some golden necklace and some wrist decorations with opals and pearls. Yeah, they look pretty cute on you. Then again everything does, no one told you otherwise. Not to mention some fantasy armor too.

But what should you wear? Hair style? You can morph your body however you like so what should you do?

>tactarded, this is a tournament after all (write in, 2 main fire arms, 4 secondary, 8 grenades, and a choice of knife)
>fantasy or at least try to blend in (write in)
>fuck it casual clothes they didn't say what kind of tournament it was anyways. (write in)

>>5155094
>Just wear pajamas, you can get more serious as needed

>>5155094
>fantasy or at least try to blend in (write in)
Gothic style armour
Full plate, an Armet helmet with a Mace and a Heater shield.
Best to be careful

>>5155094
>>5155246
+1 to this. Maybe a onesie or something half-assed.

>>5155094
>>fantasy or at least try to blend in (write in)
Ridiculous fantasy cleavage armor

>>5155094
>fantasy or at least try to blend in

>>5155257
>>5155262
>>5155262
>>5155257
Shit I forgot to mention that I counted the votes. I'll make sure not to do that again guys.

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Then again… why bother? Why try to be something you’re not? Are you really a goddess? Fuck this. You’re not going to bother wearing some fancy clothes.You’ll show these goddesses, they think can threaten you like this? You’ll show them. You’re nobody’s bitch. Seriously fuck them who the FUCK do they think they are to tear you away from shitposting on /pol/ and spamming BBC on /b/?

Through some catalogs, you found some nice-looking pajamas. A onesie doesn’t look that bad either. Your inner shitposting instinct knew a onesie was the best way to piss the goddesses off. Some pillows, a backpack, and finally a pajama. But what kind? What would make them the angriest? Do they even know what a pajama is?

You thought to yourself about what would be the best. A simple Mr.Grinch (Jim Carrey ver.) onesie with plenty of pockets to carry whatever stuff you wanted to carry. Though you weren’t sure you even need food or water, you haven’t needed it now so maybe you don’t need it before. But nevertheless, you materialized a Shrek-themed bag and shoved some snacks and an S&W 5906 with three magazines. Now dressed comfortably with plenty of stuff to live on, you now needed a way to find a way to leave here.

You thought of a door. A simple door, that will lead you to where the goddesses were. Then a door popped up, it was that easy. So with the idea of pissing them off to show you were no one’s bitch. In your Mr.House onesie, Shrek 3 backpack, red crocs, with comfy socks. You-

>Kick open the door operator style (flashbang optional and write in warcry is optional)
>Open it normally and introduce yourself normally… normally as possible as you are.
>Peek in first then sneak in.

As you did you saw- (roll D5)

>A tea party of young goddesses of asian culture, who you didn’t know.
>Olympian goddesses, it looks like they were going to kill each other with other Olympian gods simply on the sidelines.
>An elk running past you and some nordic gods chasing it.
>A calm river and a dark-skinned woman residing it
>An orgy

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>5155381
>>Open it normally and introduce yourself normally… normally as possible as you are.
These people might be our "neighbours" for a while... just test the waters for now.

I'm assuming the next 5 options are the results of the dice roll and we are not voting on it?

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>5155381
>>Kick open the door operator style (flashbang optional and write in warcry is optional)
Cry out the gorilla warfare copypasta

>>5155463
Lmao +1

>>5155463
that one is too long.
i propose we enter blasting Mr. Blue Sky

>>5155450
>I'm assuming the next 5 options are the results of the dice roll and we are not voting on it?

Yep and since two anons rolled a 3 three I'll keep at that. But As for how, since another anon supported kicking the door open ATF style I'll go with that. If the updates are slow sorry, I'm not feeling very well.

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New Ability: OST

Can be activated manually or on your mood. Music of your choice can be played as if you have invisible speakers everywhere. Is it useful in combat? Maybe if you’re autistic enough. Will it annoy some goddesses? Definitely. Use it wisely.

The song Mr.Blue Sky blared from nowhere, with some odd fact that despite being ear-splitting loud it wasn’t that loud for you. Without much of a thought and an intent to show who the bad bitch was you kick the door open, operator style. The red door slammed open, and before you could let out a warcry a horn pierced through the door then the expected flailing and cry of an elk. Though you didn’t pay much attention to that. Not when a beautiful sight was upon you.

A lush green forest, towering tall trees, they were all real. You walk toward the scenery, staring at the blue sky you saw and the trees you read about. The cry of the elk soon snatched your wondering eyes, not to mention the four goddesses who didn’t look too happy at the interruption. The door dematerialized once you were far from the door, and the elk sprinted out of here. Oh man, they look pissed.

“You!”

One of the goddesses stomps her way to you in bow and quiver while the others follow her. A fiery hair of red flows freely like an unshackled flame. You jumped back before that woman could grab you by the throat. The other three goddesses doesn’t look so angry thankfully, but more confused. Then again, you’re not really dressed for the occasion.

“What pantheon are you from that you are this insolent to interrupt our hunt! Well? Tell me your name girl!”

>Wow she looks really hot… *drops spaghetti* (New “ability” rewarded)
>“I’m from the internet? And in my defense, I didn’t know there was a hunt going on. I’m Arpanet.”
>“I apologize, it was not my intention. I am Arpanet.”
>Walk away, not like she’s your boss or anything

>>5155712
Forgot to add
>Write in

>>5155712
>Write-In:
">current year
>still hunting with bow and arrow
>Not using based Mosin Nugget"

Call her a bowlet and slap that prehistoric crap out of her hands

>>5155712
>Wow she looks really hot… *drops spaghetti* (New “ability” rewarded)

Wouldn't be a imageboard trash goddess if she's not also horny.

>>5155748
+1

>>5155748
+1

>>5155748
support

>>5155748
Supporting

>>5156111
>>5156059
>>5155819
>>5155796
>>5155748
Man you guys sure like your guns

>>5155748
Can we also materialize a moist nugget to show her how it's done?

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OST: Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moon Light

“What’s so funny?”

“It’s twenty twenty five, you’re still using a bow like a bowler?”

“A what?”

Bows? And what’s with that stupid hat she’s wearing? You materialize a reliable rifle that’s been approved generally well, the mosin nagant. You did try to slap the bow but her not so average build made you rethink that. Regardless, you, the idiot, chose to slap it out of her hand. Of course you didn’t, you only managed to slap the bow. That… that really wasn’t a good choice. Before you realized it the goddess grab your wrist.

“Uh oh. Nice bow you got?”

“I’ll show you what happens when you touch my bow, arrogant child.”

“Oh shi-”

Like a rag doll played by an unruly child you were slammed on the ground over and over. And there was nothing you could do to fight back. After a good solid minutes you were then thrown like a cheap beer bottle in the hand of a frat bro. How far? Far enough to eat air for a bit. How hard? Hard enough that when you woke up you were surrounded by splinters and ripped trees as well as a long dirt path before you. Not to mention the pain all over your body and not the good kind you hear about.

“Ow…”

A groan escaped your lips. Your pajama was torn and your S&W 5906 and mosin nagant were nowhere to be seen. Why did you think that was a good idea? But one thing was for sure, this wasn’t reddit or 4chan, or the internet for that matter. You couldn’t hide behind words and windows. You recover soon and look around the forest. The sun was gone but from far you could see a spectacular display of lights of all colors. For unknown reasons, you could tell that was where the tournament was being held. It looks like they’re having on hell of a party.

No use in standinig around…

>You materialize some reliable hiking gears and start making the journey toward the lights in the forest. Let’s try not to make an ass of yourself this time. Maybe try not to bring attention to yourself this time.
>After changing to some clothes, you materialize a vehicle and make your way to the lights. (write-in the vehicle)
>Since you’re a guest, maybe they’ll pick you up. Meanwhile why not just make a camp?

Note: Rule on materialization ability, if it exists in the real world you can summon it but the rule applies. If you summon a plane that requires two pilots you can’t magically operate it by yourself or you can’t magically detonate a hydrogen bomb and expect it to be unharmed.

>>5156244
>Materialize fantasy style armor and weapons to blend in with these people then head towards the lights.

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>>5156244
No rolls to succeed, huh? Alrighty then...

>After changing to some clothes, you materialize a vehicle and make your way to the lights. (write-in the vehicle)
>Clothes: WE'RE KEEPING THE DAMN ONESIE.
>Vehicle: Pic related. Intimidation is key here.

>>5156258
Sorry anon no write-in this time

>>5156244
>>Since you’re a guest, maybe they’ll pick you up. Meanwhile why not just make a camp?

>>5156244
>Since you’re a guest, maybe they’ll pick you up. Meanwhile why not just make a camp?
also not changing clothes for now.

>>5156259
This while blasting the Warthog music from Red vs Blue.

>>5156259
+1

>>5154960
Remember.
Let's all love Lain.

I'll need a tie breaker here guys

>>5156259
+1

>>5156259
+1 This quest looks good, gonna join in.

Votes are counted, gotta do some school work so it'll be a while until I can do the qsts. Until then, I'd like to hear the thoughts on this qst so far and if I can, answer any questions too.

>>5157036
Seems interesting so far, but I'd like to know more about the mechanics, specifically regarding decisions. For instance, for our first interaction with Artemis above, we didn't even get a chance to roll to try and succeed. I get that there might be a large difference in strength between us, but considering the protag is ALSO divine, shouldn't we have gotten a chance to actually succeed?

It's not a big deal, of course, but I'd like to know if this is one of those 'right choice/wrong choice' quests or one dictated by succeeding or failing at dice rolls and skill checks. Still probably going to participate regardless, but just thought I'd ask now while the thread's still young.

>>5157103
You do make a fair point, also that's not Artemis.It is a right choice/wrong choice but you just gotta read the posts kind of thing. For example, using a car to drive through a forest is kind of a bad idea. Or, mocking a goddess that you don't really know of. Then again, I don't know much about mechanics so when I need to use the dice I'll make a solid mechanic first or borrow one. I'm not good with numbers. Hopefully that'll answer your question.

>>5157036
enjoying the aesthetic. im personally not too put off by the inability to roll for events. good narrative so far and interested to see where it goes.

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Without much thinking, you begin to traverse out of the forest. Thankfully the goddess that punched you to kingdom come didn’t send you too deep into the forest Few minutes of following the light as a land marker you got out of the forest easily. Boy… you can use a hotdog right now, one with pickle and bacon wrapping the sausage. Heh heh… sausages, phrasing. Within that dirty mind of yours, a vehicle materialized with the proud name of Oscar Mayer. Guess that solves your current problem.

Inside the car was roomy, with legroom in the driver’s seat and clean seats. What surprised you were the back, several insulated storages filled with hotdogs on one side and a wide array of condiments on the other. Sadly you couldn’t find Heinz ketchup. Still in your torn pajamas (since you were too much of a lazy fuck) you snagged yourself a hotdog with-

>Choose three condiments/toppings of your hotdog (ketchup, mustard, relish, horseradish, sauerkraut, coleslaw, jalapeno, mayo, caramelized onion, chili, garlic aioli, cranberry sauce).

With your choice of hotdog ready you set out to drive. You put in the “John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads” and started the drive, the sound was boosted by your OST ability. The open window let in the crisp wind, mixed in with the warm hotdogs. The sparkling stars decorated the dark blue sky, and the lights of the tournament lit brilliantly harmoniously with the stars. After a good hour of driving or so, you found yourself another problem. The light you have been following was within the tall mountains. Something a car can’t exactly traverse in. You saw a figure afar in the sky, maybe he or she can help?

>Call out to the figure and ask if he or she can lift your car to the tournament.
>Materalize a new vehicle and continue your way up
>Write-in

>>5157154
>Ketchup
>Mustard
The only good condiments for a hotdog fuck everything else.
>Call out to the figure and ask if he or she can lift your car to the tournament.
WE WILL ARRIVE IN THE WIENER MOBILE! Also we should probably fix our onesie if we can.

>>5157213
Support
Can’t show up looking like a homeless person now can we?

>>5157213
this will be our grand entrance, i agree

>>5157213
>>5157256
>>5157281
Votes are counted, I hope it will be a grand entrance too.

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“Hey! Up there! Hey lady!”

You honk your horn and shout again toward the dark blue figure. As the blue woman slowly descended her skin changed smoothly changed to warm chocolate hue. Thin sheets of pure white silk did little to cover her nude body, adorned with sky blue gems and golden accessories The goddess’s black hair flowed majestically, like swaying trees in the evening wind. The glint of the stars gathered around her hair as if they were her handmaidens, and soon dark azure accent seeped slightly into her raven black hair. She looked like your mother.

Mother? You didn’t have a mother what are you thinking about? Did the hotdogs have some kush or something? Whatever it was, you knew you just called someone important.

The whole sight… you were just watching it, paralyzed by the primal beauty ahead of you. Despite her nude body, she proudly descended toward you, she was flying… goddesses can fly? Her beautifully curious visage was still until you met her eyes. She smiled, like many mothers that you saw in the windows during the early years of life. Any worries and pain disappeared. The woman floated toward you, looking down. You didn’t know what kind of goddess she was, but she was of egyptian for sure.

“Marhaba, child.” The woman warmly said. “You have a face I have not seen, and I have seen many. Who are you?”

What a voice she has…

“I uh… I’m Arpanet. Your uh… highness.”

“Arpanet?” The woman hummed. “And what pantheon do you hail from, child?”

“The internet?” You say confusedly.

“The intern net.” She repeated. “This is the first time hearing it. Nevertheless, your divinity is true. Come, you are late and it will be insulting to be late. Mount your steed, and I will take you there.”

You confusedly got into your car. Then in a single swoop you and your car was lifted in the air like feather. You were set down in a giant walkway made of stone where you were able to see other gods celebrating from afar.

“Now go on, find your pantheon.”

The woman smiled, then flew up in the air and joined the festivities of the gods. You drove your car toward the festivities, until a giant gate suddenly erupted from below. A golem made of black wood appeared before you. It looked at you for a fair bit then spoke in a deep vibrating voice.

“Past this gate, you and your metal steed will walk down to be seen by the gods of every pantheon. Take time to prepare to look your best. Then tell me how you would like to be presented. Take heed, young one. From here on, you will be judged in every aspect as a new goddess. Represent well.”

>>5157556
>You make sure your pajama is fixed and head on as you are
>You dress into a general fantasy armor and change your vehicle (write-in)
>You’re the goddess of internet, if you’re here for a tournament you might as well sport the internet style and go modern style.
>You materialize a (insert military vehicle) and dress in a military uniform (insert uniform) and march in.
>write-in

You tell the golem you are to be presented as
>Arpanet, the Goddess of Internet.
>Arpanet, the Keeper Of Knowledge
>Arpanet, the Shepherd of Human
>write-in

We're in the big leagues now, it's your choice what to do.

>>5157559
>You’re the goddess of internet, if you’re here for a tournament you might as well sport the internet style and go modern style.
>Arpanet, the Goddess of Internet.
And we will make sure they remember

>>5157623
+1
Your implying the fact that they would ever forget.

The internet/modern style will be a shitpost just letting you guys know.

>>5157559
>You make sure your pajama is fixed and head on as you are

and

>Arpanet, the Goddess of Internet.

They'll have to take our Jim Carrey Grinch Onesie from our cold, dead hands!

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Ability activated: Ost
Ost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger,

Save for the long road, the rest of the area suddenly elevated, giving the gods a good view of your arrival. You slowly press on the pedal and make the cruise You really need to figure out how to get that thing under control. While driving your Sausage Mobile, you feel the eyes of all gods, staring. After all, you really doubt they know music past anything in 17th century, or even before that. You doubt if they knew what a printing press was.

Then you realize how else were they supposed to see you if you were driving? Then a great idea came forth. You materialized a rock and placed it on the pedal and taped the steering wheel. From sheer luck and your own prowess you stood at the top of the weiner and began open your arms, and waited for some kind of applause. All you got was disgusted looks and the gods talking amongst themselves with disgusted sneers and disinterest. At least that big titty egpytian god was nice to you, maybe you can hang out with her?

“Presenting, Arpanet, the Goddess of Internet. Pantheon of Internet.”

The golem’s voice announced your arrival officially, but no one seemed to care. Some were actually pointing and laughing at you now. Well you do know why, but riding some fake golden chariot pulled by some horses wasn’t your style. You are Arpanet, Goddess of Internet. Hoarder of Memes. Harbinger of joy and knowledge. It would be a disservice if you try to appease them all by being a generic loser. They can keep on laughing… you’ll be fine.

The music stopped, well that’s that. Then you see a figure say something. You think something funny and ridiculing since they started to laugh. You materialize a monocular and see a toga wearing faggot with leaf around his head and staff that has a pinecone, not to mention being insanely drunk. Oh yeah, he’s Dio-

Note to self: Never do car surfing on a car that’s probably going 150mph. Because now you were ass over tea kettle and you’re sure the car struck Dionysus. Holy shit did you just kill an Olympian? It can’t be, he’s a god. You can’t kill a god, but you’re a god too! Shit shit shit! You try to stand up but your body doesn’t respond, and everywhere was just painful… again. Your eyes widened at the glimpse of O.M. Mobile in flames. Dionysus soon got up, made fun of you and your car, called you what basically equals to a retarded kid, then walked away while the gods laughed at you.

“Jackass…” You mutter weakly.

You eventually find the strength to get up. But by then everyone went back to partying, and your pajama was torn again. But at least your backpack was safe. Eventually you get up and had another conundrum.What now?

>Find a place to rest and wait for the party to be over
>Explore the party area, (choose where: arena, armory, garden, stable)
>Check out the gods, you might as well try (choose which pantheon you want to check out)
>Go home. Fuck this and fuck that.

>>5158125
>Go home. Fuck this and fuck that.
Well we introduced ourselves let's get outta here, if any of them want to talk to us then they can come over to the internet and see what modern humanity is like. I'm up for changing my vote if others want to go do stuff here.

>>5158125
>>5158160
C'mon, Anon. Now is not the time to be cowarding back behind our screens... it's time to act irrationally, make a ruckus, and disregard all consequences! We are a god, after all.

We've been granted the vicarious experience of Arpanet's shenanigans. I know it is in our nature as channers to be disinterested in social gatherings, but fuck it! Let's get out there. Who cares what they think! They'll love us or hate us for our success eventually. We can't give up now... It'll be a fantastic underdog story.

>>5158538
Alright alright anon then I'll change my vote.
>>5158125
Changing >>5158160 to
>Check out the gods, you might as well try (choose which pantheon you want to check out)
Let's go find the nice Egyptian lady that helped us earlier, hopefully she is still nice even after our massive embarrassment, also I still want to see what other Gods reactions will be like to the internet maybe we can invite them over sometime.

>>5158560
Egyptian goddess it is, unless other anons have any objections.

>>5158125
>Go home. Fuck this and fuck that.

That egyptian lady looked nice, and partying alone would be a bit pathetic, just a bit. So after refreshing yourself with new clothes you walk around for a little. The olympians drank their wine and partying like frat bros on PED. They were on a large land of floating cloud as if they were too good for touching the ground. The norse gods were just about the same, just with more violence and runes in the same forest you first arrived in… Then there were the Japanese pantheons, partying but with some modicum of moderation surrounded by cherry blossoms where its petals fell like gentle snow. Then the pacific island gods enjoying themselves on their own created land of beach, rich green grass with fertile lands. It looks like a paradise. And man… whatever the gods are eating smells really really good. Man you’re tired, at this rate you want to go home.

You begin to walk the rest of the road, materlializing your pajamas again. Some snacks from your backpack did make you feel less peckish though it made you hunger for actual food. From what you know so far, you can’t materlialize any food. You could summon windows, since you used it to look up the general summary of the pantheons you were surrounded by. That, and some classic shitposting on /pol/ was much needed to lift up your mood. Suddenly you hear laughter so innocent yet sly.

A gush of sea water just pour on you. Then rocks from nowhere pelted you. A stack of lily pads smacked your face from being thrown above. From above you saw a floating river, defying the law of gravity and logic. Nymphs, those little shits were laughing at you. You… you are a goddessright? Can they do that? You look around to see none of the pantheons gave a shit, save for that Egyptian god with a funny looking bird head. The nymphs begin to hurl insults.

“A goddess of nothing!”
“Goddess of fools!”
“Infant goddess!”
“Ugly brood born from nowhere!”
“Destined to fail!”
“LOSER!”

Your eye twitched.

>chimp out (retaliate with lethal prejudice with a weapon of your choosing)
>hurl your own insults
>ignore and walk away
>write-in

>>5158685
>chimp out (retaliate with lethal prejudice with a weapon of your choosing)
>M2 Browning

>>5158685
>chimp out (retaliate with lethal prejudice with a weapon of your choosing)
super soaker filled with piss

>>5158721
lets not shoot them yet. We will have plenty of that for when the actual competition starts

>>5158685

>chimp out (retaliate with lethal prejudice with a weapon of your choosing)
Use some (a lot!) possatium. Throw it into their water. That should teach them.

>>5158685
>>chimp out (retaliate with lethal prejudice with a weapon of your choosing)
Squid ink

Loving the creative ideas, one tip I’d like to give you guys is to know what you’re fucking with. As the Goddess of Internet knowledge is for now your only source of edge. That and unconventional way of thinking.

>>5158685
>hurl your own insults
I'd rather we not get beat up again, we're the Goddess of the internet let's use our knowledge to fuck with them, do shit like insult their stories and post degenerate fanfics that humans have made of them.

>>5158685
>>5158803
Support, I have a feeling chimping out might backfire

>>5158803
Support cause the QM literally warned us not to be a dumbass again. Also wanna see how we can fuck with them.

>>5158685
>>hurl your own insults

>>5158899
>>5158827
>>5158803
votes counted will get to work after lunch

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Alright, relax. You slowly inhale and exhale. If they want to hurl insults you should return in kind. Fuck turning the other cheek. Though the idea of throwing potassium capsules did run in your head. The nymphs continued to giggle some still splashing you with water to get some kind of reaction as you thought of a good insult. After consulting the window you learned about the nymphs. You walk up to where they were, then look up, with a shit eating grin that’ll put others into shame.

“A goddess of nothing and fools huh? Then what does that make you?”

“We are children of gods!” One of the nymphs proudly declared. “And you’re nothing.”

“Children of gods, but not important enough to be a god yourself are you?”

One of the nymphs twitched in aggravation.

“You’re nothing but an inferior stillbirths with the only worth is that you’re just a ornament to have around. Seriously all you do frolick like retards. Dp the world a favor and kill youselves.” You say gleefully.

One of the nymphs not so keen on the insult stood from their floating river, glaring with a fury of a Karen. You replied with staring back with the same grin you kept.

“We maintain the forests, we have assisted heroes in their quests!”

“Sorry to break it to you but people are already doing that, a much better job than you autistic faggots. And the heroes you helped are forgotten and it matters little to the world as a whole. What use do you really have now? Beauty? There are plenty of goddesses that are already better looking than you. Humanity are advancing without your help.”

“And what have you done?”

Your grin widened.

“What did you say you little bitch? I am the Goddess of Internet. I bring all kinds knowledge to anyone that asks for it. I ease the misery of people with entertainment. I bring cultures of all mankind together. I keep history of humanity itself. I allow people at the opposite side of the world communicate faster than no man could imagine before. Without me, you wouldn’t be remembered or any gods here. Without me the world would stop working like a world without sun and electricity.”

A refreshing breath rejuvinates you.

“You are nothing to this world because you did nothing. Kill yourself faggot.”

A deafening silence swept the entire pantheons. The nymphs didn’t utter a single word. They begin to weep, then wail so miserably. The nymphs that spoke to you simply turned into water. Then everyone clapped.

As if. Instead, you were facing a goddess. Who was this god you ask? Apollo. Turns out the nymph was his and possibly his favorite. Whoops. Apollo grabbed you by the collar of your pajamas and lifted you up.

“INSOLENT CHILD! YOU DARE AFFLICT MY NYMPHS?”

>“Your nymph started it first you dipshit! It’s not my fault she turned into water!”
>Stranger danger, bear mace the faggot.
>Insult him/call out on hypocrisy
>Write-in

>>5159125
>Insult him/call out on hypocrisy
Fuck these Gods man, okay so according to some random site I found Apollo fell in love with a mortal girl named Cassandra who didn't return his affections, so he made sure that none of her prophecies became true so we can insult him on that, he also killed his closest friend Hyacinthus in a discus contest by accident, another thing we can do is tell him about the Apollo missions to the moon but I'm not entirely sure how we could use that unless if we decide to be nice, maybe tell him that he's done jack shit for the last few thousand years but humanity decided to use his name anyways?
Essentially just using the fact that we can use the internet to the max here, honestly don't really want to be an asshole to the Gods but they started it so fuck it.

>>5159125
>Insult him/call out on hypocrisy

>>5159125
>Insult him/call out on hypocrisy

>>5159183
>>5159196
>>5159212
Votes counted

The heat of the sun bear its mighty power, and every second it grew stronger. Apollo’s scowl could break the world. His sister, Artemis merely watched from the distance, the bitch. Someone has to stop him, right? But out of all gods to bitch at you it was Apollo. Your small thoight of amusement begin to grow into a quiet chuckle, then into laughter. Enough that the heat began to feel to subside, not that it has. Instead, you were raised higher.

“What is so amusing, answer me!”

“You’re mad about a dead nymph? You? I’m not the one that replaced Midas’s ear with a donkey because he supported his friend Pan. Or what about the time you flayed that satyr alive because he lost? Then there’s Cinyras, Marpessa, oh yeah and Cassandra. Just about anyone is willing to sleep with you but if you’re rejected you become an absolute creep. Now you’re mad at a nymph dying when she insulted me first! For a god you’re hopelessly autistic!”

“You… you…”

“That’s enough, Olympian.”

Apollo began to bristle with rage, oh boy it’s getting really really hot. Another hand grabbed Apollo’sarm without a single sign of pain. The god had fiery red hair and had a missing left hand. Apollo’s scowl deepened, and in turn the other god smiled menacingly. You inhale the cool air once Apollo released you. Your head reached a foggy state, and sweat dripped from every corner of your body. Probably the only reason why you weren’t roasted was your so called divinity.

“This child killed an olympian.”

“From what I saw, that whore couldn’t handle an insult. She was also attacked first.” The god said with a sneer. “I don’t care if you’re an olympian, I won’t let you enact revenge when there’s no justification. The girl did nothing ill. Maybe a good tossing will get your nogging in the right state.”

“You dare challenge me, barbarian.” Apollo said with a growl.

“I didn’t know Olympians knew how to fight.” The god said.

“Tyr.” A gentle voice said. “This is a tournament of the goddesses. Not of the gods.”

A goddess of beautiful golden hair clad in armor arrived, as did a goddess of black hair of its own beauty dressed in white robe with a quiver and bow. Sif and Athena, both goddess who were renowned in their own respective category.

“Brother, do not shame yourself and our pantheon.” Her voice was crisp, calm.

Tyr, the norse god of war and justice, shrugged and Apollo jerked his arm off of Tyr’s grip and walked off. Artemis watched his brother leave, she pat your head with a kind smile.

“I hope this will nto give a wrong impression, little one. I will tell father you had no part in the nymph’s death. How about you come with me? I will have you vindicated and treat you to a true olympian welcome as a new goddess, and as an apology I will give you a gift as well.”

Artemis was soon interrupted.

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“You have fire little one. Not only your tongue is sharp but you stood against the fire of Apollo and insulted him!” Tyr laughed boisterously. “Father would gladly adopt you into our pantheon. You are a warrior, and you belong in the pantheon of warriors!”
“He speaks truthfully. Your bravery is utmost welcome. Perhaps not into our pantheon yet, but worthy to dine with us. What say you?”

“Well I mean I don’t really don’t know what to say…”

Well, this attention wasn’t expected. As was the entrance of another god. He sported the head of an ibis, an egyptian god that you recognized as Thoth, god of wisdom and writing.

“I’m afraid this child is already spoken for.”

“Why not let the child choose for herself then?” Tyr said. “How are you Thoth?”

“Hello Thoth.” Sif said cordially.

“I am well. It is good to see you in good health, as to you lady Sif.” Thoth said. “And to you, Artemis. Bastet gives her greeting as well, and looks forward to her match with you.”

“Thank you, lord Thoth. Tell her I do as well.” Artemis said, then turned toward you. “I cannot force you, little one. You may choose.”

Now gods of three major pantheons waited to your response. With some others in the back watching.

>Follow Thoth
>Follow Tyr and Sif
>Follow Artemis
>Or find a place to rest and clear your head and follow no one. You want to rest before the tournament.

(You'll have chance to visit them all as the story progresses don't worry)

>>5159318
>Follow Thoth
Well the Egyptians have been nice to us so far and this guy is a God of wisdom, so let's go with him and talk about smart things.

>>5159363
+1
He's also of science also Bastet is a cat isin there and is the daughter or Re. Which just reeeeing, and cats just such great internet. Plus with our internet manipulation we would be a great asset for spreading any religion.

>>5159363
>>5159368
votes counted

>>5159363
+1
Bastet is literally a cat girl, no way we'd pass On that

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“Sorry but I do owe a goddess a thank you.” You say sheepishly.

“And who is she?” Artemis said curiously.

“Her name is the illustrious mother, Nut.” Thoth answered. “I am to assume I need no more explanation?”

“Of course. I do hope you will come to visit us as well, little one.” Artemis said.

“And us too.” Sif said.

“Indeed.” Tyr said.

The eyes of Tyr, Artemis, and Sif widened slightly then silently nodded. Nut, you open the window to see who she was… and it was no wonder they all quietly accepted your choice. Thoth gently pat your head and guided you to where the Egyptian pantheon partied in. It was like entering another world. You walked on the sands toward the palace, you saw a long river with lush greeneries that reflected the lights of the bright sun. Yet, you didn’t feel hot, but pleasantly warm.

“Wow…”

You entered the palace, to be greeted with a long hall adorned with Egyptian statues and decorations. As you walked along side Thoth, you couldn’t help but feel like an outsider. Not to mention the pajama you were in made you stick out even more.

Servants dressed in white fabric carried a plate of clothes, and another with plates of grapes, figs, mangos and coconut juice. Reading about them it’s one thing, tasting them was another. You held the grape in your hands and pluck some out. This would be the first time tasting them.

“Please, try the fruits. I insist.”

You bit the grapes and the juice spread across your mouth. It was sweeter than any words could describe it. The figs, were just as sweet with its distinct flavor. All washed down with coconut juice straight from the fruit itself.

“Nice.”

Ability Ost Activated: *CLICK* Nice

Thoth gently chuckled, his rich baritone voice was pleasant to your ears. You however, were thoroughly embarrassed and facepalmed. You followed Thoth, feeling secured in his presence. You felt… related, a distant cousin of some sorts. He walked with his hands folded behind his back. He stopped, then turned toward you with a inquiring gaze.

“One of my duty is to record the ceremony of weighing the heart and the feather. Tell me, young goddess. What should a man be judged by, and when should his crimes be forgiven if at all?”

>A man should be judged by his actions that affected others. If his crimes are small it should be forgiven, but grievous sins like betrayal and murder should never be forgiven.
>A man should be judged by his faith and faith alone. His crimes should be forgiven after he has suffered what he had done to others.
>A man should be judged by his honor and fidelity. His crime will never be forgiven until he repented sincerely.
>write-in

>>5159445
>A man should be judged by his actions that affected others. If his crimes are small it should be forgiven, but grievous sins like betrayal and murder should never be forgiven.

>>5159459
+1
Now we have to be part of the pantheon even more I mean come on one of the goddesses is named Nut NUT! She's even a fertility goddess, and was nice to us to boot. Of course I don't think anyone was disagreeing with me, just wanted to rave about this. Because fuck yeah!

>>5159496
While I like the idea, I'd rather stick to the internet and keep to our own pantheon, we could totally be friends with them though.

“A man should be judged by his actions that affected others. If his crimes are small it should be forgiven, but grievous sins like betrayal and murder should never be forgiven.”

Thoth nods.

“A naive but an honest answer.” He said.

“Naive?”

“No need to worry, you are still young.”

The other servant began to tug at your clothes wordlessly. But at Thoth’s wave of hand the servants ceased and followed behind. The ceilings were so high you weren’t sure if there was one. Past giant gate, you were inside. Gods of Egypt gathered in one room, with Horus as the king sitting on his throne with Hathor. The view was simply… wow. Their presence literally glowed. There was Osiris and his wife Isis, speaking with Anubis probably about king stuff. Seth was sulking alone. Where was Bastet?

“I have brought her, my king.”

Horus and Isis were on a throne that was separated by stairs. Thoth placed his hand on your head with a little pressure, you took the sign and bowed.

“I welcome you, infant goddess. Raise your face.”

You do so.

“You are rather a curious goddess. You have no pantheon, and being alone in this world will make you vulnerable.” Horus said. “What is this internet?”

You give Horus the summary, and the use for internet and how you were born. The entire time you had his attention. By the time you finished, the rest of the gods were… it looked like they were pitying you.

“Oh, you poor child…” Isis said. “You must join our pantheon now, and now I know why Nut has come to you first.”

“I don’t understand…” You say confusedly.

“You are created by humans and rely on humans to exist. Should they have no use for you, there is a possibility you will disappear.” Thoth said.

A cold dread dropped into your guts, your heart beat faster, or whatever you have a heart as. Fear crept up into every orifice of your body

“D-Disappear? As in I’m going to die? That can’t be, without me modern humanity is screwed! Fucked!” You say desperately. “They. Need. Me.”

“It may be so, but you and I know well the perseverance of humans. They lived without you once, they can do so again.” Thoth said indifferently.

“T-Then what do I need to do?”

“Join our pantheon.” Horus said. “Not as a goddess, you are far too young to bear such responsibility. How about you marry Thoth? You seem comfortable around him.”

“Is that a joke?”

“It is not.” Horus said.

“I’m not gonna marry him!”

“This is for your own good, child. Do you wish to die?” Thoth said.

“No! But I’m not sure as hell gonna marry someone I just met!” You say.

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“Boo!”

“AHH!”

You turned around to see a dark-skinned woman with cat ears. Her ears flickered as she poked your face over and over, then she ruffled your hair, squeezed your jaw to open your mouth. Not to mention she fondled you a little in every nook of your body. Thoth merely watched in confusion. She smiled.

“Some of my cats tell me they’re quite popular in your world, almost much as they are in the human world. Is that true?”

“Yes they are.”

She ruffled your hair.

“That’s wonderful, they are the most perfect creature after all.” Bastet said. “It’s a shame, sorry Thoth, you can’t have her, or you Horus. Or belong in our pantheon.”

“Explain, sister.” Horus said solemnly.

“Must I? Your senses must be dull to not be able to smell malice and venom in her.” Bastet said with a cheshire smile.

Suddenly she grabbed you by the throat. The strength in you begin to sap.

“You carry the stench of humanity’s worst. Hated, violence, greed, lust, wrath, pride… you are an urn waiting to shatter from the darkness in your other half. You have no place here, perhaps with the Olympians but not here. You have my pity, for you did not ask to be born. But pity is all I can give, I’m sorry child.”

Bastet raised you higher and then-

“Wait-”

Darkness soon took over with a great crash. You open your eyes with a throbbing headache, waking up inside a stable of where the gods’ steeds were. From the sound of metals clashing and the cheers, the tournament had already begun. Confusion wrought your heart, and the fear of mortality seized your brain. Then you hear a thunderous voice calling for your name. Your first challenge was-

>Iris, Greek Goddess of Rainbow
>Saraswati Hindu Goddess of Knowledge
>Ammit Egyptian Goddess of Devouring
>Skadi Norse Goddess of Bow Hunting and Winter

>>5159813
Did we get kicked out of their realm by the cat girl?
>Saraswati Hindu Goddess of Knowledge
I think Skadi is the Goddess that slammed us around earlier so let's not go with that unless if we want revenge, and the Egyptians just kicked us out of their realm so would rather not deal with them right now, so that leaves either Iris or Saraswati, gonna go with Saraswati since we both have things to do with knowledge but we're likely smarter due to the power of wikipedia.

>>5159813
>Skadi Norse Goddess of Bow Hunting and Winter
Time for payback
Though Bastet may have been rough she kinda saved our ass

>>5159813

>Iris, Greek Goddess of Rainbow
My little pony memes!

If this comes up as a tie I'll change my vote.

Are you talking to the AI deep resonance?

I'll need a tie breaker here guys.

>>5159813
>Skadi, Norse Goddess of Bow Hunting and Winter
Take out the hard one first.

Votes counted, Arpanet is gonna have her shit kicked. Trial by fire kek.

>>5159920
cheeki breeki

Got back from stuff I'll get the next post going.

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From the top, the big dogs of the pantheons watched. Zeus, Odin, Amaterasu, Ra, Brahma, and Kane. At this moment, as you were walking down the halls that led to the arena (which the golems were very “generous” in forcefully guiding you) you wondered why you were here. Not only you have been notified your not-so-immortal life as a “goddess.” Whoever gave you that invitation must’ve been a jackass- wait a minute… who did give you the invitation? Which cock sucker thought it was a good idea to have your ass here when that fucker KNEW that you were peachy keen at where you were.

You’ll find that sone of a bitch, or maybe you can just lose and go home. Now that doesn’t sound so bad at all does it? You change out of your pajama into a modern military gear. The latest exoskelton armor with the built in thermal helmet and gas mask. It made you moe slower and less flexible but the feeling of security was nice. For now you knew she was the goddess of the hunt with bows that could never miss and can pierce the heavens.

Fucking wikipedia, then there’s different interpretations of her controlling frost, having wolves, and just about ten more powers that could or could not be true. So much for shit talking that you had all the knowledge. Ok then. You materialize the winter gear of the US M1A1 Exoskeleton, freshly made during the invasion of Anchorage by the chinks. A pistol on the side, M5 Flamethrower, a steel riot shield, and a sawn-off Mossberg 500 Series 2. You’re ready… right? How about you just lose and go home that sounds pretty good. As you were close to the exit you saw another god. One dressed in nordic clothes of red with a wicken grin.

“Greetings child. I am Loki. I heard you were in rather a bad predicament. That you’re not truly a goddess, and you rely on humans to live. Then Bastet tossed you out for representing the darkness of humans. Whatever that could mean. It's not as if Pandora had already did that, or did she?”

>>5160051
Loki walked circles around you as he chuckled. You really want to shoot him.

“So what? I’m just going to lose and go home anyways.” You say.

“Oh, I have a feeling you won’t. The victor of this tournament can have their wish granted you see. Don’t you want to be a true goddess?”

Your eyes widen but you glare at the trickster god.

“Why are you telling me this?”

“You have a power that not many gods have. And when you become a goddess, perhaps you can remember the norse pantheon you to join. Despite what you think, a goddess must be part of a pantheon. Or you might find yourself vulnerable from other jealous gods.” Loki said gleefully.

“Is that a threat?”

“A warning, nothing less.”

With his hands folded behind his back, he walked the other way around.

“An advice, child. Skadi can control the cold to a great degree, and her arrows can pierce just about any human made materials, that armor will be paper to her arrows. Those steel barrels will do nothing but sting her skin, painful yes, but completely useless/ If you want to win, you’ll have to be creative, use nature and alchemy to win. Or, beat her down if you’re felling brave. Skadi is strong but she’s not the greatest warrior. Or use that dark power the Egyptians were so cowardly about.”

His laugh ominously echoed.

“Do try to entertain the crowd long enough. Not like the previous fight between Athena and Saraswati.”

How will you fight?

>This is the preparation phase. Meaning you can decide what equipment to don (4 at max) and what armor and clothe you should wear. Then the plan to fight her. Will it be swift and brutal? The long game? Go for her eyes? Arpanet, having knowledge of all humans, have also knowledge of martial arts of all kinds. Be it from the modern krav maga to the old Greek wrestling techniques.

>>5160053
There is human creation stronger than any shield and sharper than any sword, one we are well versed in.
Memes.

>>5160053
Would we be able to bring a nuke by any chance? If not then gonna go with >>5160099 and use memes since I can't think of anything better. Also once more fuck joining a pantheon we can continue to be a pantheon of one, or more if some other internet Gods get birthed, maybe a Malware God?

>>5160122
You can get a nuke, but detonating it is another. That and how are you gonna get away from it? But you can bring uranium. I know you want to use memes, but exactly how? You can't summon memes exactly. Please try to take this one seriously.

>>5160122
>>5160132
Well looks like plan nuke and plan memes is out, I can't really think of anything so gonna wait on other anons to get in on the vote here.

An idea could be to use napalm, it burns pretty hot and it's hard to extinguish. Though we don't know the extent of Skadi's ability to control cold, and whether or not she can she can instantly drop something's temperature to absolute zero. Regardless, setting everything on fire constantly may help in keeping us from dying by hypothermia. Also QM, just how far away from us can we materialize stuff? Because if it isn't strictly limited to right in front of us or in our hands, that might open up new tactics

>>5160053
Chloroform, a flamethrower, an M16 and mustard gas.
Loki said we need alchemy so I assume chemical weapons count and the flame thrower is for the ice. M16 is just general.
As for clothing, let’s go with the armour of the English back when they were still getting raided by Vikings to mock her.

>>5160321
As far as she can see but you can’t put stuff on a god, the closest thing is you can place it next to their feet. But don’t think you can just spam grenades or something. These are goddesses that fought titans and giant beasts.

>>5160334
Does that mean we can materialize things above their heads though?

>>5160337
I know what you're thinking of anon... Since heads will make it too easy. I'll say that you can place things near their feet, about 6 feet from their feet is the closest you can get. Explanation being they have their own divine protections. That'll be it.

>>5160340
Well... that makes it a bit harder. I'll go with>>5160323 for equipment then, although I'll add some winter gear if we don't want to freeze along with a gas mask and some night vision goggles, those that use infrared imaging. What I'm thinking is that we could use mustard gas or smoke nades to both obstruct vision and possibly fuck with any potential wolves' sense of smell while we'll still be able to see with the NVGS, though I'm not sure how Skadi's "bow that could never miss" works, or if she even needs to be able to see to impale us with an arrow. That or we could try to lay a trap and materialize magma or something. I'll just note that we know absolutely nothing of where we're gonna fight, so it's not like we can make all sorts of crazy plans here.

>>5160053
swarm of grenade drones with white phosphorus

>>5160053
Changing >>5160122 to >>5160323 seems good to me, let's turn this shit into WW1.

>>5160321
>>5160323

These two seem to be our best options. Loki never said anything about our flamethrower, so that and napalm are probably a safe bet.

Not sure how effective other chemicals could be...

>>5160340
You said Arpanet has knowledge of martial arts, but I assume this doesn't translate to experience as well does it? Looking up how to disarm somebody and actually being able to do it are two different things.

Wait a second smoke! Wanted lots of smoke, can't shoot what you can't see

>>5160854
Nice catch anon. Yes, she may have the knowledge but she can't really translate it. It's like knowing sword fighting but not translating well against Ares.

>>5160949
Well that sucks, I was hoping we could beat the shit out of her with our understanding of muay thai and judo or some shit, given what Loki said about her. I'm honestly kind of at a lost there, even the most obvious option, lava, is not as straightforward as some may think thanks to the fact that lava does not in fact burn straight through ice very quickly.

>>5160419
>>5160323
>>5160321

From what I can see these three are the best options at the moment. I'll let these be the choices. Sorry about making the qst difficult guys.

>>5161077
I'm frankly not optimistic about this fight. Unless anybody else has a better idea Skadi literally counters everything we can do.

Close combat? She's stronger than us and probably better at combat, probably suicide.
Guns? Unless Loki is pulling that out of his ass and actually doesn't know how guns work, they're pretty much useless except as a distraction or deterrent.
Lava? As I said in >>5161002, it doesn't melt ice as fast as it could, could be used as a zoning tool but that's it.
Combine that with the fact that you essentially kneecapped Arpanet's abilities twice in a row and the prospect looks grim. As in, unless we're meant to lose this fight, I litterally don't see a way we can win this. The best thing we have is napalm, and even that she could probably freeze.

>>5161100
Whether or not Arpanet can win is depending on you guys. Follow what Loki said, he gave you the answer and the anons did too.

>>5160419
>>5160323
>>5160321

These three are the best answers I've seen so far. After 3:00 PM PST I'll be having a constant eye on the thread since I got nothing else to do. The answer is there and Loki gave you the answer too. They may be gods, but not invincible.

>>5161109
Okay then, fuck it. Get in that exosuit with the gas mask and thermal vision and just materialize as many canisters of mustard gas and nerve gases as we can as fast as we can. Cover the entire place with it in such a way that nobody can actually see or even breathe but us with our equipment, go full scorched earth and if there's snow or ice around materialize enough francium on it to explode like a messy dirty bomb and cover the place in radiation. That done, find Skadi and just spam flashbangs around her or use our OST to play something so horrendously loud that she can't hear anything else at all. Don't let her see, breathe or even hear. When everything is obstructed, materialize a SMAW or SMAW-D and shoot at her with HEAA rockets. Instead of reloading, we toss it aside and immediately materialize another one in our hands so we can shoot it immediately, that way we can just spam rockets at her.

On another note QM, you ruled that we can only summon stuff from the real world, but you straight up made us summon exoskeleton armor, which to my knowledge doesn't actually exist quite yet unless I'm very out of the loop. Does that mean there's some light sci-fi elements we can use here?

>>5161142
Light sci-fi yeah. I only made exoskeleton because sapi plate ain't gonna do shit. Depending on how light the sci-fi is I will allow it. Also jesus christ anon, your plan is the kind that I encourage.

>>5161152
I forgot, but don't let her move either, just surround her with a shit ton of fucking lava, if it starts to cool just add more.

>>5161158
Not sure how you'll get lava. But you can find a material that can hold molten steel.

>>5161169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3O_gxDLncU&t=190s&ab_channel=PressTube

Something in that vein I guess.

>>5161177
Looks good to me, just need an anon that'll vote for your or someone else's plan.

>>5161142
>>5160419
>>5160323
>>5160321

So these are the options now

>>5161142
Strobe lights would be good too just to really be a annoying shit for her and everyone trying to watch the fight.

>>5161142
You got it anon! Alchemy is just chemistry so this should work. Plus we can always improvise on the field.
Support

>>5161224
Agreed, Loki did want a show after all, let's make them different colors

>>5161270
>>5161269
>>5161142
Can I assume you guys are voting that method? Because I'm waiting for you guys to vote so I can continue kek.

>>5161276
Well, it's my plan, so of course I'm voting for it.

>>5161276
yup + the seizure-inducing strobe lights

>>5161279
>>5161283
Nice, votes counted and I'll get on it.

>>5161276
Yup.

>>5161142
+1

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The colosseum of gods was before you. Olympians, Hindus, Egyptians, Islanders, Japanese, and many many more gathered. Their presence to say the least was… jarring. Pressure of a weight that could crush all of humanity. Once you stepped outside of the halls, you were greeted not with a flat field, but a snowy forest with caves, mountains, and boulders. Plenty of open space to ski too. Your breathing was visible in the freezing forest, you materialized thick fabric into your exosuit. That bitch. This was hardly a fair fight when she’s in her element… it’s like they want you to lose.

On the other side was Skadi, bow in her hands and accompanied by her wolves, twelve after you counted. If she wasn’t going to play fair, you shouldn’t too. Thermal vision flickered and gas mask variation materialized on your exo-helmet. You materialize a strap of mustard gas canisters and another with nerve gas. There was also a container of francium rigged with explosives on your back.

“So you’re the child that brought shame into the procession of gods and touched my bow.” Skadi said. “You can still admit defeat and go home, child. Human weapons can not harm the gods. Whatever tricks you have chosen to adorn yourself with. It is an insult to this sacred tournament.”

“Yeah well, nothing is sacred in the internet so I’m not exactly keen on that.” You say with a shrug. “I did plan to go home, anywhere is better than here. But now, I have a reason to win now. So you’re going down.”

“Then your world is inhabited by degenerates.” Skadi said.

You snort out a laugh, you didn’t mean to laugh too but man the naivety of her saying that.

“Oh man, you have no fucking clue how right you are.” You say.

“After I win. I will teach you what a true goddess and a woman should behave like.” Skadi said.

“I’ll pass.” You say.

Skadi sighed. Her wolves being to growl, and her hand move to her quiver. Hermes, the god of messenger floated over you and Skadi with an excited grin.

“Looks like the banter is over ladies.” Hermes said. “Little Pandora. I have a bet with Apollo that you’ll win this one. Don’t let me down, I love a good underdog story.”

“What did you call me?” You say curiously.

“Hm? Don’t worry about it.” Hermes said. “Are you two ready?”

“I am ready.” Skadi said firmly.

“Same.”

“Then as the gods here in this colosseum as the witness. This battle will now…”

You lower your posture then place your hands on your grenade straps. Skadi and her wolves were also ready to launch at any time. That arrow can’t miss, then she needed something to hit. Hermes slowly inhaled then raised his staff.

“BEGIN!”

It’s time to show what you’re really capable of.

Ability activated: Ost
Ost: Deep Fried Bagpipes Anti-ASMR (imagine this played REALLY fucking loud)

“ODIN’S MERCY!”

>>5161398
Skadi covered her ears and before her wolves or Skadi could recover you threw the straps in. An inglorious explosion of mustard and nerve gas you heard the wolves howling in pain. For the added measure, you then threw a searchlight that was on a strobe light mode. Even the spectating gods were covering their ears except for the Celtic gods. Your thermal vision activated, from what you can see Skadi was still on the floor, stunned but not completely down. You did have a plan to use molten steel, but that was for emergency for now.

“My world is full of degenerates huh? I’ll show you degneracy.”

You prime the francium explosives and throw them all in. It was then Skadi begin to writhe in pain, and her wolves stop moving by now. But she was not down yet. You were here to win. You materialize a pile of SMAW loaded with HEAA rockets. What happened after was a merciless explosive pounding. You bet the gods didn’t expect the battle to be a Michael Bay film. When the explosion settled, there was Skadi. Unconscious along with her wolves. Hermes descended with an unsettled fear plastered on his visage. He eked out a smile.

“T-The winner is, Arpanet, Goddess of Internet. I guess I do win that bet after all.”

The whole collosseum was silent, not a single cheer save for one Celtic god for some reason who was quickly told to shut up by another Celtic god. It was your victory. Then there was Loki, laughing his ass off beside his solemnly silent brother, Thor. This was something you're sure the gods will remember you for.

> Jump and cheer for yourself.
>Silently walk back into the halls
>Check up on Skadi

(Congrats anons on your first victory! But don't get too comfortable, they saw what you can do and they will adapt)

>>5160053
On that Pantheon thing... maybe we should make our own Pantheon! With blackjack and hookers! Split some parts out of ourselves into new deities. But yeah, maybe after the tournament.

>>5161400
>Silently walk back into the halls
Buncha bitches.

>>5161400
>check in on Skadi
"GG, no re."

>>5161400
>Silently walk back into the halls
We should try and find that celtic god later

>>5161400
>Check up on Skadi
GG no re

I'll need a tie breaker guys.

>>5161400
>Check up on Skadi
GG no re

>>5161400
>Check up on Skadi
GG NO RE.

>>5161432
>>5161430
>>5161424
>>5161411
A true internet goddess you all are

In that silence you walked up to Skadi, you had to give her credit, she was already conscious. She couldn’t get up that was for sure. Even her wolves were whining. Skadi looked up at you, anger and fear in her eyes. She opened her eyes, only to cough up blood. She used her bow as the clutch to at least be on her knees. You on the other hand stood over the defeated goddess. You were going to offer a hand but she swatted it away. Asgardian pride and all that.

“Have you come to gloat?” Skadi said with a pained groan. “Don’t think you’ll win again now that you exposed your tricks.”

“GG.” You say.

“What?”

“GG no re.”

Like a true star-craft faggot. You walk away after uttering those legendary words. The gods whispered amongst another, wondering what that meant, they won’t, and it sure as hell was funny. When you walked out of the hall one of the servants bowed, the servant’s origin was difficult to decipher. This servant… she didn’t quite feel right.

“Your honored goddess. I am here to guide you to the victor’s seat. Please follow me.”

“I was actually planning to take a break.”

“Forgive me, but it is only right for a goddess to watch the rest of the battles for this day.” The servant said. “You will be guided to your own area to rest after.”

“Fine I guess…”

You were led to the seat where the victors got to wath. Apparently it looked like you missed out on a lot of fight as a dozen goddess proudly sat in their own seat. Above where you were the other major gods of their own pantheon like Poseidon, then above that were the kings of their pantheon like Zeus.

You were led to your own boothe with plenty of leg room, it was like having your own small room with a small cart full of food. The goddesses all stared at you. Some with smiles but most with wariness. After all, you showed them the might of human technology. Artemis walked up to you with a gentle but forced smile. Guess you missed her match.

“Congratulations on your first victory.” Artemis said. “Though I must admit I was not able to see it within the smoke and lights.”

“Thank you.”

She cupped her hand to your cheek, like you were someone familiar to her that was going away forever. Just what’s up with that.

“Rest well, and enjoy the battles. When you have time, come visit me in my boothe.”

You begin to watch the next match which was Egyptian Goddess Ma’at and Saraswati. Sinking slowly into the soft seat you enjoy the spectacle.

>Keep watching.
>This is getting a bit boring, maybe a little exploring?
>Go visit Artemis, and ask her what Hermes meant by “Little Pandora”
>Write-in

>>5161463
>When you walked out of the hall one of the servants bowed, the servant’s origin was difficult to decipher. This servant… she didn’t quite feel right.

Ten bucks says it's Loki

>She cupped her hand to your cheek, like you were someone familiar to her that was going away forever. Just what’s up with that.

Twenty says this is gonna turn into Yuri actiojn

>Keep watching.

If our own tricks are "exposed" now, may as well see what others do and pick up on it. What kinda internet goddess would we be if we didn't scrape data whenever we had the chance to hoard for later?

>>5161463
>Keep watching.
100% that servant was Loki
Also, gotta figure out the weaknesses of our potential foes.
>>5161466
Think we should start panty stealing?

>>5161472
>Think we should start panty stealing?

Nah. We should pick a few goddesses to not shit the bed with, including Artemis.

Skadi's undergarments, though... we should get a trophy, even if it's a loincloth.

>>5161478
Do what we must

>>5161463
>Keep watching
We'll go see Artemis later, also keep an eye out for that servant.

>>5161487
>>5161472
>>5161466

Also panty stealing? Do I want to know? How did that even come up???

>>5161463
>Keep watching.
Ya know after that victory I think we should give Loki a gift, he did help out a bit by suggesting alchemy after all, maybe a TV and some marvel DVDs or something, still against joining any pantheon though.

>>5161490
I think it segwayed into that topic from me saying Yuri action w/ Artemis might happen.

On both points, we'll put a pin in those goals and focus on watching the upcoming match. Don't forget to summon (or request from the servants Loki) some snacks to enjoy it with. Mt Dew and Doritos if we wanna go MLG era old school.

>>5161490
It is only natural my good sir
Also, I think it would be really fucking funny to have a collection of that.
>>5161491
>>5161492
support to both of these, but we shouldn't rely on him

>>5161496
>>5161492
Panties and yuri are fun and all gentlemen, but we should probably think about that little nickname of ours. I think it's pretty obvious why they're calling us that.

>>5161502
Us being such a radically different young goddess that if we push the right buttons everyone will have a paradigm shift aneurysm?

>>5161502
We are going to turn everything to shit?

>>5161509
>>5161511
Pretty much that yeah, remember what Bastet said about us, and also the fact that we're the first goddess in more than 100000 years while the gods seem to be slightly unaware of what exactly has been going on down here.

>>5161516
That’s not enough of a reason to change anything we are doing yet.
So back to misdemeanours!
>>5161490
Quick question, are beings like Fenrir and Surtr here?

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Ma’at wielded a giant version of khopesh with a scale on the other hand. The great wings attached to her arms gave her the ability to move fast and summon great gusts of winds. Sawaswati summoned lotus flowers with her own swords. It was a fierce battle for sure. Saraswati was the goddess of wisdom, but in terms of fighting she didn’t seem so formidable. Not to mention you were lucky with Skadi. You were sure she’d have her own plan if she were to face you. Ma’at on the other hand was the goddess of truth, justice, and cosmic order. Maybe she can answer why you were kicked out?

Either way, you materialized a notepad and a lead pencil to record everything you saw. Their weapons, fighting style, unique abilities, endurance, and just about everything. It was then you realized a simple notepad wouldn’t do anything. Materializing a laptop you opened a document then typed like a furious sweaty tard crafting the most obscene fanfiction known to man. Your fingers moved like squirming worms, and your eyes fixed on the goddesses battling. From what it looks like, they were allowed to change the arena to their preferred environment from the arena being half sand and half serene pond.

Should you come up in a match with any of them, you would be ready. The same servant arrived with a bowl of fruits and a cup of wine. You bit into the unpeeled orange. Then spit it back out. Man so much for unpeeled orange tasting great on that vegan forum… then again this is kinda your fault.

“It’s magnificent how they fight.” The servant said. “Forgive me for asking, but are you truly the only goddess of your pantheon, making you the queen?”

“I’m pretty sure yeah. I’m fine with it.” You shrug.

“I also heard you were made to leave after being invited by the Egyptian gods and insulted by the Sun God Apollo.” The servant said. “Are you not least angered? You deserve better, my goddess.”

“Maybe a little with Bastet…” You sulk briefly. “But I’m not Apollo at least.”

“I see…” The servant said. “I will be on my way. Congratulations on your victory, Goddess Arpanet.”

>Keep watching the fight
>Go visit Artemis
>Maybe explore?
>Write-in

Maybe I'll do a light hearted side quest once I have time. Panty stealing, or at least, pissing some gods off does sound like what Arpanet would do. And good eye anons, I'm glad you guys caught the Pandora detail, story will reveal more soon.

>>5161520
Yes, but I don't think I'll be able to utilize them in the qst. I want to keep the mythology accurate as possible. It wouldn't be norse without Fenrir. I did a light research on the mythologies and man do I feel bad for Fenrir. He was betrayed by his friend he trusted...

>>5161522
>Write - In: Knowingly call out the servant as Loki as they leave

>Go visit Artemis
we can set up a camcorder on a tripod and get back to it later to transcribe notes.

>>5161526
The binding of Fenrir was a dick move
>>5161529
Support

>>5161529
+1 Looks good to me, also there are a lot of purple IDs on this quest.

>>5161529
+1
She just pulled out the "You deserve better" card, definitely something going on there.

>>5161529
>>5161533
>>5161535
>>5161536
Votes counted

“Thanks, Loki.”

The servant ignores your thank you and continues to walk. But you were pretty sure it was Loki, who else would it be? You materialize a camcorder and a tripod to record the rest of the fight. You can come back to it later. Once you exited your booth you find a nymph dressed in a sparkling white toga, glowing softly in blue. She tilted her head as she stared at what you were in, the exoskeleton armor. She leads you not to Artemis but outside the colosseum to where the Olympians partied at. There, Artemis’s nymph pointed you at the pond, along with fresh peplos and sandals.

“You’re telling me to bathe?”

The nymph nodded.

“I smell fine.”

The nymph gave you a dirty look then pointed at the river again. Then again, you did have some radiation on you and smell of explosions. Alright maybe you should… but not somewhere so open. As if the nymph understood you it snapped its finger. Nymphs that glowed in green arrived then turned into trees with thick leaves. That’s pretty convenient. You dematerialize your amor and clothes and enter the pond, going shoulders deep. You materialize some body soap, the nymph threw a rock at you.

“Ow! What’s your deal you mute asshole?”

The nymph stripped naked then entered the river and snatched the bottle of soap. Then the nymph then stripped began to scrub you clean with a hand full of moss. The nymph then handed you the moss as if to say "what do you think you're doing brining a human item into the sacred pond? Be a normal goddess and use a moss like everyone." So you scrub yourself with a moss without soap... A few minutes later you hear a voice past the bush, asking for permission to enter.

And that god was.

>Ares
>Apollo
>Hephaestus
>Aphrodite
>Demeter

>>5161580
On the fence between Aphrodite and Ares. Either way I want spaghetti to spill.

>>5161580
>Ares

>>5161580
>Hephaestus
Time to showcase some human inventions. Otherwise Ares might be interested in how to blow up people.

>>5161584

Wait, switching vote to Hephaestus given what >>5161587 said. The internet is a pressure cooker of innovative brainstorming.

>>5161585
Creating some new toys sounds pretty fun
Changing vote to support: >>5161587

>>5161587
+1 to this but make sure we are covered in at least a towel first.

>>5161592
>>5161590
>>5161587
Votes counted

Also don't spill spaghetti about his appearance. We've seen LiveLeak out the ass so hopefully, this shouldn't be a problem.

It was Hephaestus, the god smithing and basically the most unfortunate god in Olympus. Before you could materialize another nymph slapped you a fabric of their own, can’t have shit here… You draped yourself in a good fabric that was heavenly on your skin. The trees part way and you saw Hephaestus. A burly man bulging with muscles, on a human standard he was a godly Arnold Schwarzenegger. But from what you saw, he was average. Honestly, he wasn’t even that ugly, just normal-looking joe face with a really hairy chest and arms. He had his own rugged appeal you guess. His voice was deep and rumbling, like a strong shot of Jack Daniels whiskey. As he entered Artemis’s nymph draped another layer of cloth on you for added protection.

“Greetings Arpanet. I am Hephaestus. A pleasure to make your acquaintance. And forgive me for interrupting, but I was fascinated by the weapons you wielded. They were crafted by humanity, no?”

“They were.”

“How far they have advanced. It feels like yesterday Prometheus brought fire to humanity.” Hephaestus said with a chuckle. “Oh those humans. What else has humanity created?”

“Like weapons?”

“Clothes, weapons, jewelry, anything.”

“Well this is the SMAW-D.”

Hephaestus rubbed his beard as he pondered. You materialize the SMAW-D and the missile itself then let him inspect it. Then you and Hephaestus begin to discuss humanity and their creations. From simple things such as toenail clippers to the frightening creations of warfare. Hephaestus a sullen visage once the topic of war and the genocide you told him about.

“I see they have changed yet they did not…” Hephaestus said. “And to think they express such vile opinions in your world, you have my pity child.”

He gently stroke your hair.

“Pity?”

“You bear their darkness, just like my darling Pandora once did…” Hephaestus said.

“Did something happen to her?”

“She…” Hephaestus stopped, almost on the verge of sorrowful glower. “That is not for you to know. For your own good.”

“Oh, alright then.” You say.

“I wanted to give you this.”

Hephaestus took your hand gently then placed a gold necklace with beautifully carved gem, a craftsmanship like you never witnessed.

>>5161652
“I don’t know what to say… thank you.”

“No need for gratitude. I must go now, be safe.” Hephaestus said.

He soon left. You soon arrived to Artemis’s booth dressed in the clothes you were given.

“There you are. Why were you late?” Artemis said.

“I was talking with Hephaestus.” You say.

“Oh. I see.” Artemis said. “The match is almost over, with the victor being obvious.”

Artemis gestured you to sit next to her on her carpet made of deerskin. It looked like the match was soon to be over, with Ma’at’s victory closing in. But you weren’t interested at all.

“Artemis.”

“Yes?”

“Why did Hermes call me little Pandora?”

“That… that is something you don’t have to know. Hermes is only being Hermes.” Artemis said.

>“That’s bullshit and you know it, why else the special treatment.”
>“Artemis, please just tell me. I’m only curious…”
>Bring up Hephaestus
>If she’s not gonna tell you, you can look elsewhere for the answer.
>Look for Loki

>>5161653
>Look for Loki
If she doesn't want to tell us then let's go ask Loki, we can also thank him for the battle advice while there so two birds with one stone.

>>5161664
+1
We should also ask if that servant was him, just in case. I feel like it might've been someone else, plus why do they keep saying my goddess?

You know all this talk of Loki just gave me an unsettling thought. Pretty much every mythology has at least one trickster god figure and right now most or all of them are in the same area, I'm kinda worried what will happen if they start collaborating

>>5161664
+1
Maybe we can ask him about advice on trickery/trolling, despite being the goddess of the internet he's the god of trickery and that's a lot of tricks we could learn from him

>>5161653

>“That’s bullshit and you know it, why else the special treatment. If YOU wont tell me I will find someone who will!"
Also use our powers: get info on Pandora, and on the gift Hephaestus gave us.
Ohh and one more thing: learn every pshychology book, everything about marketing/advertising and manipulation. But the first book what must be learned by the letter is "Sun Tzu: The art of war".
We will not simply fuck with them. We will fuck with their minds, their hearts.They don't know whats coming

>>5161870
Good idea, we could also show him some things that humans have done on the internet, this cannot possibly backfire!

I've been thinking since our domain is the internet could we get a bit metaphysical with that? Like we seem to already have the ability to download a car but could we do things like hide behind a dozen proxies or somehow spam an opponent into oblivion? Do we have meme magic?

>>5161993
Ooh or can we summon fictional objects/beings as well as technology?

>>5161870
>>5161719
>>5161664

Votes counted. Since it's Saturday I'll be here all day.

>>5161996
Also no, then I'm pretty sure spamming a bolter will do the trick.

>>5162009
Hey QM is the Celtic God that cheered for us after we beat Skadi Badb? I got curious and looked up Celtic Gods and what I found says that she prophesied the fall of the deities.

>>5162018
That's spoiler territory

>>5161730
We join them?

>>5162041
That's fair.

In the thundering cheer of gods, you glare at Artemis. What a terrible liar she was, the least je could do was tell you, or at least say some kind of cryptic secret like all gods do. But no, not even that. You sigh and finish watching the final ceremony of today’s matches. Soon as it was over you left Artemis without a goodbye. Dressed in the peplos the gods at least now noticed your presence. While the gods returned to their party, you were heading for where the Norse god was, specifically, Loki.

“Where is he?” You grumble as you walk around the colosseum. “Wait, hey you!”

The same weird servant cocked her head. The servant was pale with true dark hair, not to mention her black wolf ears. She was now dressed in a white and red robe. You run past two giant gods to reach the servant.

“Yes?”

“Do you know where the Norse Gods are? I need to see Lo-”

The servant covered your mouth, then placed her finger on her lips for you to shush.

“Yes. I will guide you to them.” The servant said.

You follow the servant to the same realm of forest you were pummeled in. This time, however, you stared at her wolf tail swishing. The thought that being odd was gone when you realized the Egyptian gods have animal heads on a human body.

“Why are you seeking the Norse gods? And of all gods, Loki?”

“I need to find out something. He’ll give me the answer, or he won’t but I know he’ll give me something.” You say.

“I see.”

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>>5162099
Instead of a castle or some kind of gathering, you were lead inside to an entrance of a cave. This is some serious rape vibe. The servant walked ahead as it grabbed your hand to guide you. Delving in further, you hear giggling, then moans, lots of it. You ended up on an area with an opening on top and a smooth flat boulder, covered in the golden skin of a sheep. On top of it were his wives and Loki in snuggling/fucking. He noticed you presence and gets up, naked. What is up with gods and nudity? Just about every god is barely covered in cloths… The women tied a skin of a deer around his waist.

“Ah, child. I would welcome you with an embrace but that is all I can do. For I am already entangled with these beauties. You are far too young. Seek Apollo if you so desperately want a lover, he does too. Look at his poor record.”

“That is so why I’m not here!”

“Then you are here to ask the hand of my child? I’m afraid you’re far too young. Not to mention you don’t have a dowry.”

“I never met your child.” You say flatly.

“She’s right behind you, Fenrir? Have you been talking to her behind my back?”

“I was only curious, but I’m intrigued at her method that she beat Skadi.” Fenrir said.

The gentle and proper posture of the servant disappeared. As the woman walked a surrounding mist transformed into a man, with a wicked grin like his father. You really shouldn’t trust a son of a trickster god. But boy… he’s hot.

“Oh what the fuck. You? You’re Fenrir? I thought you were chained by Tyr!”

“Do you really think I’m that stupid?” Fenrir said. “Father, I wouldn’t mind having her. I find her simplicity endearing. A mindless cracks of fire you are.”

Loki chuckled.

“Why have you come to visit me?” Loki said.

“You know why, I need answers, I want to know why I want to know why I was referred as Pandora.” You say. “And to say thanks. I’m pretty sure I would’ve lost the match.”

“Ah, it seems like the gods are slowly realizing. As expected they’re rather slow save for a few.” Loki said. “If you want answers then you’ll have to repay your gratitude.”

“And that is?”

“Oh don’t glower. It’s-”

After giving the challenge, Loki looks at your necklace.

“Or, you can give me that necklace.”

>Bring Aphrodite’s golden apple and hit on Persephone
>Bring Anubis’s scale and call Ammit a loser god with no temple dedicated to her.
>Eat a cow leg in front of the Hindu deities then make Krishna cry.
>Seduce Kamapuaʻa and Pele then beat the kupuas of Mauna Kea in lava sledding.
>Take Coventia’s sacred water and hide Cu Chulainn’s spear
>Give him the necklace

>>5162101
Hmmmm
Perhaps we can crush two birds with one stone here.
Can we steal Skadis panties as the trial?

>>5162117
I'm proud to say that I'll make a story based on player's action. That doesn't mean there is no bad end.

You can ask but do you really want to add insult to injury... to a pantheon that are warrior gods? Do you really want to? After you know... spamming bunch of missiles and gas with ranged weapons that wasn't even a bow or spear? You really want to risk your reputation for some yuri?

>>5162137
Fair enough but I am pretty sure we are going to piss off some gods either way with what we are about to do.
Also I don’t want to get rid of the necklace.

In that case though:
>Seduce Kamapuaʻa and Pele then beat the kupuas of Mauna Kea in lava sledding.
Lava sledding sounds fun

>>5162101
>Seduce Kamapuaʻa and Pele then beat the kupuas of Mauna Kea in lava sledding.
Sounds good, also still want to give Loki a TV and some DVDs as a gift and also to see how he'd react to modern entertainment.

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>>5162101
>Eat a cow leg in front of the Hindu deities then make Krishna cry

>>5162158
>>5162149
Votes counted

>>5162101

Do we have to deal with Loki?
He clearly wants us to be in bad terms with the other pantheons.
The necklace is out of the question. Hephaestus is a powerfull ally we will need weapons that could hurt/kill gods.
>The price is too high the deal is off...

But if we don't have a choice:
>Seduce Kamapuaʻa and Pele then beat the kupuas of Mauna Kea in lava sledding.

>>5162212
Honestly I kind of agree, I don't really think getting involved with Loki of all people is the best idea, at least not now. He gave us advice yes but considering who we're dealing with he's probably deliberately trying to stir shit up or he's setting up some kind of scheme.

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Artist- Overly Sarcastic Productions

“I’ll be watching.” Loki said as he parted.

You were pissed. Really really pissed. Seducing a fucking VOLCANO goddess and a rain god? Weren’t they already an item? Are they degenerate or into threesomes? Fucking Loki that jackass horse fucking bitch!” JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! You went toward the Hawaiian pantheon. The peplos you wore flowed by the soothing wind of the islands. Unlike the forests and skies of the Olympus, there was a primal comfort here. Warm sun, colorful flowers, and warm sands. A different world, and the windows of your home didn’t do enough justice to show how beautiful Hawaii was.

The leaves rustled and the ocean swayed. It was so serene, so peaceful, too peaceful. Where are the gods that reside here? You explore further into the island, eventually climbing through a small mountain. It was so peaceful that you almost forgot that you were here to seduce gods and beat them in sledding. To be fair, this wasn’t that bad of a bad idea is it? You were now climbing a green hill with a cliffside that has an ocean at the end. You hear a faint shouting, no it’s cheering.

“KOLO KEIKI!”

Four blurs speed past you then you hear the splash. Four nymph-like beautiful women climbed back up. They all size you up, holding their own sleds. They huddle up like a pack of dogs.

“You’re that new goddess. What business do you have here? Here to challenge a match?”

“Match like fighting?”

“Of course, why else would you be here in that silly-looking Olympian garb? It didn’t take you long to suck up to the Olympians.”

“I’m not here to fight for them.”

“Oh yeah?” One of the kupua said. “Then wear this. And no shoes, it’s disrespectful.”

A kupua handed you a kikepa dress which you dress up without much of a fuss. Then they gave you flowers on your head and attach some to your wrists and ankles. After that… they were pretty friendly.

“Not half bad! Much better than that stringy cloth. Ae.” One of the kupua cheered. “I am Poli’ahu of the snow.”

“I am Lilinoe of the mist.”

“Waiau I am, of the waters below.”

“And I am Ka Houpo O Kane of the springs.”

“Welome to our island.” The four kupua said. “What is your business here?”

>I’m here to see Pele and Kamapuaʻa
>Declare that you’re here to beat them in holua sledding
>Lie about wanting to try holua sledding and ask to sledding with them
>Tell them what’s actually going on

>>5162239
>Declare that you’re here to beat them in holua sledding
Hmmmm, Loki never stated that we had to make a competition out of it so just make it seem like we are playing around.
No need to be mean, we can be nice too.
Also according to google seduction doesn’t necessarily mean we gotta sleep with em so that opens up quite a few more doors.

>>5162239
>Tell them what’s actually going on
Well he never said we couldn't say what's up or how we have to go about doing the tasks, probably a bad idea but gonna go for it anyways.

>>5162256
If we tell them everything they are going to significantly be more on edge and thus our tasks will be more difficult. That’s why I suggest just going the fun route where everybody just has an enjoyable time.

>>5162269
Ah that's true wouldn't want them on edge, alright switching >>5162256 to
>Declare that you’re here to beat them in holua sledding

>>5162239
>Declare that you're here to beat them in holua sledding
We're gonna fucking lose lmao. Also yeah we shouldn't tell them what's going on. Loki is watching remember

>>5162283
>>5162253
Votes counted

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“I am Arpanet! And I’m here to challenge the kupua of the Mauna Kea to holua sledding.”

There silence that echoed with the kupuas. They glanced at one another, the grinned devillishly. They surrounded you like a pack of hyena would do to surround its prey. Man they have such pretty eyelashes. Poli’ahu wrapped her arm aroud your shoulders, and Lilinoe joined. Waiau gathered and O’Kane joined.

“So you challenge us, the champions into our own game. You have fire ahi iki.” Poli’ahu said.
“It’s endearing, all this to have our attention.” Lilinoe said. “You did well to choose us.”

Each of them pinches your cheeks then softly giggled. Hold up. Wait a minute. What on earth did they mean by this?

“We’re back Poli’ahu! Lilinoe!”

Waiau and O’Kane arrived with the sleds. Which wasn’t the kind you expected at all. The sled was thinner, and vertically longer. They all laugh as they climb the hill, which in your surprise was way taller than you expected. Really tall, you were able to see other island… and the Olympians, Egyptians, Norse, Celtic, Hindus, just about everyone. You held on to the sled as they gave you the basics of sledding.

“Don’t tell me you’re afraid now little fire.” Poli’ahu said.

“You came this far. Do try to impress us. We’ll begin the race by Waiau gives us the sign. We go at hele.”

“Mākaukau. E.” Waiau paused. “HELE!”

The race was on.

>Materialize an item to win
>Try to win fair and square bear
>Maybe try a different stance to go faster?

>>5162361
>Maybe try a different stance to go faster?
Quickly use the power of searching it up to figure out the best way to do this!

>>5162361
>Maybe try a different stance to go faster?
With the power of google and AERODYNAMICS, we shall beat them!
Even if we lose we can try again since he didn't specify we had to do it first try.

>>5162373
>>5162386
+1 to this, Let's do this fair and square. Although let's try to keep a minimum of balance, I don't fancy falling head first into hot lava.

>>5162373
>>5162386
>>5162406
Votes counted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpsuGMeqHI&ab_channel=DickDale-Topic

Ability Activated
Ost: Miserlou

You didn’t know about holua sledding, but you do know about aerodynamics. The moment it began you bend you legs as you squat then launch off. Holding the sled you go prone on the board then look forward. Everything became a green blur, and frankly. You knew you just bit off more than you can chew.

“Shiiiiiit!”

The hills twisted, the straight hills became twiling caves that took you up, down, left, right, and mostly down. While you were holding on for your dear life, the kupuas were also screaming, in joy, whooping like they were just gifted the idea of sliced bread. As much as you wanted to close your eyes you lept them open in case of any kind of short cuts.

In the downward hill you saw two route. One small hole, big enough to fit you in. The other was the end of a river that would lead to the waterfall but another hill that was on the other side. You only had a split second to move.

>small hole
>waterfall

>>5162423
>small hole
high risk low reward mentality

>>5162423
>small hole

>>5162423
>small hole
Gonna slam head first into a stone wall let's goooo

>>5162429
>>5162441
>>5162443
Votes counted.

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“LEEROYYYY JEKINSSSS!”

In that swift decision, you, the Goddess of Internet, Goddess of All Stupidity, The All Retard, went for the small hole. You put you head flat on the sled and pray that would would come out of the hole in whole. There was darkness for the next minute or so with the cold wind slapping its big willy at your face. But oncethe light begin to seep out, with the momentum of your speed you speed ahead a black mountain. Once you reached high you were launched into the air.

You let out a scream of pure ecstasy from the essence of speed. Then you noticed the pit of lava, you were making a jump across a volcano.

“WOOOOOOOO HOOO!”

As expected, it was now a scream of panic.

“Oh shit shit shit shit SHIT!”

Then a scream of panic. This was too hot for comfort. But in a few split seconds, you saw Pele, who was soaking in the nice tub of lave. She stared at you in pure awe. After floating in air like loony toons you were on your straight toward eating dirt with a velocity of an African Swallow.

>Materialize an item
>Crash
>Scream help for Pele

I have a theory, the Olympians call Arpanet the little Pandora for its interaction with humans.
It is directly said in the first post of this quest that she was directly interacting with people via shitpost.
They expect us to eventually mingle with humans and help the progress, and so we will either unleash destruction or become discarded by them.
This would probably result in our death.

I say probably because I’m not sure the internet is not worship as such.

I would recommend Arpanet does not play Loki’s game, there is nothing he could say that can change how we act,
so its not important and he is probably trying to make burn bridges with other pantheons.
Also, we should summon a fuck ton of prairie dogs in the nords home just to fuck with them.


>>5162494
We can summon things
can we transform into nyan cat?

>>5162503
No you cannot transform. You can summon human made stuff like how Arpanet summoned SMAW or natural materials like francium. You cannot summon any fictional or mythical level items.

>>5162505
fuck
not sure what could break the fall.
>Scream help for Pele
we are going to die

>>5162494
Qm do you draw these pictures? They are nice.
>Materialize an item
A glider and simply go over the volcano so we can continue sledding down with MAXIMUM velocity and win this thing.
Also say: "Hi Pele!"

You know it was never said that we had to cut them off after we seduce them, plus threesome is best some. Plus it could just be some casual fun.

>>5162528
Yep I draw them

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>>5162494
>Materialize an item
A giant stunt air bag to cushion our fall. Barring that, scream for help.

>>5162528
Or this, that sounds more fun.

>>5162528
If we win we got to have the sunglasses, and do Yeeeahhhh!!!

>>5162531
Seduction doesn't need to necessarily mean sleep with. Maybe we can just seduce them into making us something.
I say this because if we tried it the other way we will probably die.

Don't forget to vote for whichever one you guys want to take route with

>>5162593
I think its 1 for calling Pele and 3 for getting a glider to continue our race

I'll need a confirmation just incase, don't want to make the post without making sure. Also a question, what more do you want to see in this qst? Interactions with different gods? Fighting or more for continuing the plot?

Hey QM, just how many fights are we going to do in this quest?

>>5162632
Honestly man, I'm up for pretty much everything.

>>5162633
Don't know yet

>>5162632
Ideally all 3 but it's up to you QM since it's good so far. I like the downtime between the fights.

>>5162685
Thanks! For now I'll go with gliders.

>>5162632
If you need confirmation then I'm voting for >>5162528

>>5162528
+1 For gliders hell yeah!

>>5162632
What I want to do once we eventually get back to our home of the internet is freak out the entirety of Humanity by revealing that Gods do in fact exist and then go from there, could have fun times with fucking around with Humanity.

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With quick thinking you materialize a glider on your back strapped to your back, and goggles to dive into the ocean. You wave at Pele who still stared at you with even more amazement.

“Hi Pele!”

Pele simply waves back with her wide eyes. You gently dip to take speed and land at the ocean then swim out. By the the kupuas were little bit miffed and a bit of confused and all around impressed. For a task given my Loki this wasn’t so bad.

“You won fairly. You are the victor, Arpanet.” Lilinoe said. “Come visit us again if you want to race again.”

Yes! You thank them for the opportunity then return their sled. It was then the ground begin to quake.

“Say Arpanet, you didn’t have to jump past a volcano?” O’kane said.

“Uh… I saw Pele.”

“Oh. Well I’m out of here!”

The four kupuas fled the scene and left you with the approaching Pele. You stood on the account that you saw no lava yet and she didn’t seem so angry but more… well you really couldn’t tell. Beside her was Kamapuaʻa. A light blue aura glowed around him, dressed in fur and adorned with fierce tattoos.

“This is her you’re racing about?” Kamapuaʻa said. “She’s rather cute.”

“You there, young maiden. What is your name?” Pele said.

“I’m Arpanet.”

Pele grabbed your hand.

“Be my wife.”

“...huh?”

“The way you fearlessly jumped over my volcano left me passionate. I want you to be my wife!” Pele said. “I will make an island in your name and gift you with flowers lost by time. Marry me!”

“I uh…”

>It was then a giant black wolf appeared behind you, snarling as it tried to make space between you and Pele
>“I need to go ask my father first.”
>“I’m a virgin goddess, I’m sorry.”
>Smoke bomb and run to Loki of a job finished

>>5162857
>Spill spaghetti
>“I’m a virgin goddess, I’m sorry.”
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED LADS.

>>5162877
>>5162872

>>5162872
God damn it QM I was drinking.
>It was then a giant black wolf appeared behind you, snarling as it tried to make space between you and Pele

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Goddamn it I forgot to move the pic.
>>5162893
My bad kek, votes are counted

>>5162872
>It was then a giant black wolf appeared behind you, snarling as it tried to make space between you and Pele
We are the modern version Helen of Troy

Wow, this went way too easy for you. Really really easy. With Pele literally glowing with passion holding your hand you didn’t know what to do. Was she smoking hot? Yes. You really woudn’t mind getting a slie of that Hawaiian fruit. But, you had other goals for the moment. You slowly pull your hand from her grasp.

“I’m a… virgin goddess. Sorry.” You say with a wince.

Her eyes widened then closed slowly, like a poorly rejected man who was keeping his marbles in his pockets. She nodded and Kamapuaʻa pat her back consolingly. You give your goodbye and go on your way. When you were close to reaching the edge of the Hawaiian territory, you hear the volcano erupt. You hasten your exit.

Walking between the realm of the gods you now had some looking at you, from each of the pantheons. From almost out of nowhere a black wolf dog followed you. You heard the sound of a beautiful lyre, and from above a golden chariot descending. It was Apples’o, Artemis’s twin brother.

“Young goddess, from watching your batter I must say I’m intrigued. Take this as my gift as a way to reconcile with you. A mirror so you may appreciate your own beauty, and the wine of Dionysus.”

In Apollo’s hand was a small handheld mirror and a bottle of win. You had to admit it was beautifully made, but not beautiful as Hephaestus’s. You took it from his hand, and in turn he grasped your hand lightly and kissed your knuckle. Creepy, but at least he was hot.

“To reconciliation and friendship. How about you come with me for-”

The black wolf growled. It was obvious who it was. But knowing Fenrir current “status” you refrained from saying his name.

“Sorry I need to walk my dog.”

Inside the cave Loki was thankfully covered this time. He clapped as he chuckled.

“I want my answer Loki.”

“Of course of course.” Loki said. “Long ago, before humanity just discovered fire. The kings of each Pantheon discussed who will be tasked to hold the defeated essence of corruption and evil. Odin wanted the dwarves to create a labyrnth, Brahma suggested feeding it to Kali, Horus thought of launching it to the celestial space. But Zeus offered Hepahaestus’s ability.”

“And they just let him?”

“Why not? Should evil escape it wouldn’t be on their hands.” Loki said matter of factly. “So Pandora was created. Given gifts by her family so she can hold the darkness better than anyone.”

You sit on the cold floor of the cave, and Fenrir wrapped you in its warmth. Loki was many thing, ut he was a good storyteller. Who’d have thought? Loki’s visage darkened.

“But even her, with the gifts of the gods could not hold it. Pandora’s form decayed, and she shattered. In her desperate attempt to save Olympus she hurled herself to the human world. With humanity growing so large corruption was spread thin. But humanity was cursed, even to this day.”