Lover! Fighter! Interstellar delivery pilot! Only one man claims to do it all - Jake Starcrash!
"Give it up, Starcrash! We know you've got the Solenian queen aboard! This is your last warning - land on that planet now, or we destroy your ship."
[frantic beeping noises]"They're not letting up!""He's probably still mad from losing his crew the last time we fought!""I thought I could shake them in this Duplonic cloud, but they're right on our tail!"[imminent-sounding beeping noise]"They're firing again!"
"If they hit one of our grav engines, it might ignite the whole-"SHABLOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOM
"What was that?""Hey, Jake! You alright?""Yaaah! There's a Sporc aboard! Lorien! Nomi!""What happened to your hair?""Stowaways!"
"Maybe it's something to do with that universal resonance!""Don't tell me you still believe that junk!""Did you notice those pirates stopped shooting at us?"
"Calm down, Jake!""Yaaah! Who are you people? How did you get on board? What did you do with Prim and Krum?""Jake! You know who I am! It's me, Lo! We've been flying together for three years! You took quite a nasty shock from that panel just now, but you're alright.""Not Jake.""What do you mean?""Not Jake. Different vacsuit.""Say, Nomi's right! That vacsuit's brand new! You aren't Jake! Who are you? Some kind of imposter?"[urgent-sounding beeping noise begins]
"What is it?""Unknown craft. Military model? Charging weapon!""How'd it get that close without our instruments picking it up?""Don't know.""It couldn't have simply appeared out of nowhere!"[additional, neutral-sounding beeping noise]"Hailing us!"
"Thought you could hide from us, Starcrash? I told you what would happen if you didn't land!">Look around for a planet>Try to flee from the pirates>Stall for time>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>5208938>>Stall for time
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>5208938Fly right into them. They'll never see it coming!
>>5208938>Look around for a planetThe ole' switcharoo, huh? Let's put some space between these guys!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>5208979Aaaand I forgot my roll. That's ominous.
"If only the real Jake was here!""I am the real Jake!""Not captain.""Look... whoever you people are... just trust me, alright? I have a plan.""It seems we haven't much to lose. Very well."
"Cease fire! We will comply... the following coordinates..."[static]
"What happened?""What'd he say?""Quiet! I'm trying to regain the signal!"
"What now?""Now while they're distracted, we do THIS!"VRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
[beeping noise]"They're gonna ram us!""Look out!""Wait, their trajectory-"
VVVVVRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm"They missed us!""They weren't aiming at us, fool! They did that to buy themselves a lead!"
"Now, Jake, or whoever you are-""I'm telling you, I'm really Jake Starcrash! It's you two who don't belong!""Our cabins.""Whatever your name is, I hope there's more to your plan!"
"Take a look. There's an uncharted planet in this sector with a dense rocky core.""Hmmm... not a very pleasant-sounding world.""Maybe not, but that atmosphere might hide the Zephyr from their sensors until we could get them to land and out of that gunship they're flying.""You said it had a rocky core. Would it be possible to position ourselves with the planet between us and them, then make our escape?""Yeah, I suppose... the calculations would have to be perfect, though. Any error and they'd spot us.">Land on the planet>Try to sneak away>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>5209023>>Try to sneak away
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>5209023>Land on the planetExplore. Let's see some lego wilderness.What happened in here? Did Jakes from parallel universes get swapped, or...
>>5209076Two 12s in a row. Nice.
"There's no time for that! Get us out of here!""I really think we should head for that planet-""You're not the captain! In his absence, I order you to plot an escape vector!""Do it!"
"They're getting away!""They can't outrun this!"
KDROOOMKDROOOM"Aiiiii!""They're shooting at us!""Why does someone always have to point that out?"
[very rapid beeping noise]"Ion leak! Almost ruptured!""That's it, we're going with my plan instead!""If we die, at least I have the comfort of knowing that's what the real Jake would say!"
VRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"I told you, I am the real Jake!"
[impotent-sounding beeping noise]"Where'd they go?""You promised us a queen's ransom!""Quiet, both of you! It's this damned cloud!"
"Right there. Level surface.""Yeah, that looks just about perfect..."
[engine noises lower in pitch]"Seems like we lost them. As long as we don't put out too much energy, they'll have to comb the whole planet with a visual search.""Alright, now it's time for you to answer some questions. How did you get aboard the Zephyr?""Where's Jake?""How did those pirates get so close without-""Hold it! Both of you! Now listen, first things first...">Find out more about these people>Explore the uncharted planet>Start working on a way to return>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>5209521>>Find out more about these people
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>5209521>Find out more about these people>Attempt to contact our green duck friend through the Universal Resonance for an explanation on what just happened
"I'm the real Jake Starcrash, and I can prove it. This is my cabin, right?""Jake's cabin.""Look, that's not... I'll prove I belong here. Hanging inside are an Octan calendar and some-"PSSSSHHHHHH"Huh? An instructional space-jitsu calendar?""Jake's favorite."
"Uh... Krum must have been playing a joke on me. Look, see? This is Krum's cabin, where he keeps his religious stuff and all his weapons. I bet he's got my things stashed right-"KLANKKLANGKLONGKLINK"My cabin! That's private!"[metal clanking noises continue]
"Alright, something is definitely strange here. Hang on, I'm going to try and focus my mind to the universal resonance.""The what?""You know, the universal resonance. The-""Jake never mentioned anything about any... universal whatever.""He's crazy."
"Finally, a familiar face! What's going on? Am I going nuts?""Something is interfering with my ability to perceive your path. You must gather yourselves.""Wait, what? What do you m-"
"Are you unwell?""Huh?""For a moment you looked like you were about to-""I'm fine. At least I know I'm not insane.""We don't.""Right. I don't blame either of you for thinking I'm crazy. This is going to sound far-fetched, but I'm not the Jake you know.""Yes, we already know that.""No, I mean... my name is Jake Starcrash, and I'm the captain of a spaceship called the Zephyr, but my crew is a Sporc named Krum and a Streifen named Primrose. Does any of that sound familiar?""A Streifen?""I think Jake would have told us if he'd ever had a Sporc as part of his crew.""Look, the duck said something about gathering ourselves...""What duck? What are you talking about?""He's... a little green duck, he lives in another realm. I visit him by going into a trance and leaving my corporeal form.""Told you."
"This is getting us nowhere... let's start from the beginning. You already know who I am. Sort of. Who are you?""If you're some kind of spy, you're the worst-informed one I've ever had the privilege of meeting.""I'm not- look, you said your name is Lo?""I am Grand Duke of the Twin Moons, Eternal Regent Lorien the Nineteenth, fifth heir to the throne of Kelvaris, son of the King of Three Hundred Stars and Keeper of-""Long title.""How'd you end up on the Zephyr?""My older brothers, and the children of my father's concubines, would rather I wasn't around to take the throne if the circumstances favored it. Jake... that is, our Jake, finds my wit a pleasant substitute for flatbacks.""They use flatbacks here?""Of course! That and Octan scrip. It's a good idea to have both on hand."
"What about you? Lorien called you Nomi?""My name. You're lost?""You can say that again. How long have you been aboard the Zephyr?""Two years. Engine blew. Traded passage. Rare part. Had three."
"We can't just stand here swapping histories forever! We need to figure out how to return our Jake to us, and send you back to wherever it is you come from!""Lo's right.""Yeah, I'm going to...">Start researching the problem yourself>Try to contact Primrose and collaborate>Explore the uncharted planet for clues>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>5209696>Start researching the problem yourselfSee if we can call up dad and double check if he and mom are sure we're not a twin.
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>5209696>Explore the uncharted planet for cluesthe fox's cool
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>5209696>>Explore the uncharted planet for clues
"...head outside and look around. You're welcome to join me.""Can't you simply use your magical powers to solve the problem?""I've been trying to contact anyone... Prim... my father... it's getting harder and harder to focus on the universal resonance. Something about being here is throwing me off.""Then what are we supposed to do? We can't just wait out the pirates and hope they go away. The Zephyr's foodmat hasn't been refilled in over six months!""We're not going to figure out anything from here. Maybe there are some people on this planet who can help us. After all, we still have to deal with that ion leak. Do you have burners or transcoders in this universe?""Of course we do. However, you will not be carrying a burner. Please understand, we still can't trust you.""I'm not going out there unarmed.""I'll go with you.""Me too.""After all, we have as much interest in getting our Jake back as you do of getting back to your universe.""I guess that's about as good a deal as I'm going to find in this place."
"The ship's sensors detected some kind of energy signature about two klicks south of here. Might be a settlement. This atmo makes it hard to tell anything long-range.""No sounds.""The atmo might be muffling sound too. Alright, let's go. Stay within sight of each other.""Relax, we're professionals!"
"That must be the source of the energy reading.""It looks like some kind of ancient ruin.""Doesn't look like there's anyone living here anymore.""Same frequency.""Huh? Same frequency as what?""Duplonic cloud."
"Interesting... we were in a fight with those pirates inside the Duplonic cloud in my universe when the accident ha-"SHABLOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOM
"Jake? Other Jake! Where are you? He just vanished!""No replacement!""You're right! If he disappeared, and we didn't get our Jake back..."
"...then where did this Jake end up?""Captain on deck!"Huh? Wh... where am I?"
"Captain... on deck?""Hey, this is my personal ship, not yours.""Dahling, you said you were taking me to the commissary!""Seems like my side trip to the bridge was worth it. Guards, arrest this man.""Wait!"
"You don't understand, I'm not a spy!""Not a very good one, anyway. You're not supposed to be in the same room as the person you're trying to imitate.""I'm Jake Starcrash! Just not the one from your universe!""If you were Jake Starcrash, you'd be on the other side of these bars, with a beautiful woman on your arm. Come on, Satina.""Wait!"
"Great, this couldn't get any-""You! 'bout time they threw you in here, Starcrash! You *hic* you can serve the Empire better from the brig than from th' bridge!"[drunken laughter]"I'll teach you t' write me up for insubordin *hic*"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>5210954Punch him in the nuts for double insubordination
>>5210954Practice your fisticuffs on the insolent fool!
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>5211112And rollin'
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>5210951>>5210952damn what an insolent twat>>5210954Dismantle this chud and get his gun, if he has one.
"Look, I'm not the guy you're mad at!""I've been wantin' t'do this for a year!"WHAAMP"Aaaugh-!"
"An' this is for callin' me *hic* a danger to the other crew!"WHUD"Aaauuf-!"
"I'm starting to like this other Jake!"WHAMD"Aaauk-!"
"Uniform looks like it's made of acrylonitrile fabric. I wonder if I can wad it up and use it to jam up a bar long enough to cause an overheat. Maybe-""Is what you say true, that you are from another universe?""You!"
"Yes, it's true. This is the third universe I've been through today. Can you help me get out of this cell?""I have the dreams.""Huh?"
"The Captain, he has used the universal resonance to rise high in the ranks of the Empire.""He knows about the universal resonance?""He uses it for many things, but I have the dreams. He says they are inconsequential because he does not share them.""What dreams?""In them, I see a man who is like my Jake, but not. He is not you, but seeing you makes me think that he is not just a dream."
"Can you help me escape?""Of course, but why should I? If even I am caught here, the Captain himself will be unable to-"[approaching bootsteps]"Oh, no! The guard!">Try to lure the guard into the cell>Hope Satina can take care of herself>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>5212112>>Try to lure the guard into the cell
>>5212112>Try to lure the guard into the cell
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>5212198
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>5212112>Try to lure the guard into the cell
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>5212606>>5212418Rollin' to avert disaster! (Also luring the guard into the cell)
"Over there! Hold it, you!"
"If it isn't the Captain's favorite plaything. What are you doing down here in the brig? Even you know that's off-limits.""I do not have to answer to you.""She has quite a mouth!""Yeah, I can see why the Captain likes it."
[faint energy crackling noise]"You wouldn't be saying that if these bars were off.""No?"
[energy crackling ceases]"That's more like it. Now fight me like a man!""You're not a man. You're just something to be cleaned up."
"The Captain won't mind us taking care of an undesirable like you.""He might even reward us for doing s-"
"How... did you...""I am not wholly defenseless. Lie still. You have been wounded.">Try to find medical aid>Try to get off the ship>Try to find the Captain>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>5214364Get a quick patch up (if able), and then get off the ship ASAP.
>>5214364>Try to find medical aid>Snag a burner off of one of the mooks
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>5214442
"This will hurt at first.""Wait, where did you get that? What is it-""This is not a poison. It is very precious. It is the only one I have ever owned. Do not move."
[pained grunt]"Well?""I feel... I feel like I never got shot. Feels more like a punch.""It is working. We must flee before we are discovered. Now you will tell me how you arrived here.""A planet... inside a Duplonic cloud. Rocky core, water, tall rocky formations all across the landscape. No life as far as we could tell, but there was an energy source. It was some kind of ruin. It matched the energy signature of the Duplonic cloud.""We passed such a planet less than a day ago.""You're sure?""This ship is still inside the cloud."
"I need to get to that planet. Is there some kind of smaller ship that I can escape on?""The launch bays are too distant. We must use the ship's transportal to reach the planet.""We?""I will see this planet. Perhaps the dreams will become real. If not, I will say that you poisoned those men while you held me against my will. With them dead, my punishment will be slight.""Alright, let's go."
"What is this? Some kind of drop pod?""The transportal will scan us while it disintegrates our clothing and bodies. Both will be reconstructed at the atomic level using the planet's atmosphere and soil as fodder. Finally, our new brains will be electrified using the patterns held from our original brains.""Hold on, are you ser-"
"That ruin! It's exactly the same as the one in the other uni-""Aiiiiiiiii!"
"Aiiiiiiiiiiiii!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>5214488Fire your looted burner at that Thing!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>5214488Slap its silly noodles.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>5214488Use our brain powers to convince it to leave.
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>5214488>Pull the royal pussy back and blast the body horror with our borrowed burnerthis is my favorite enemy now
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>5208922quadruple eye poke!
"Satina! Get behind me!""Aiiiiii!""Chew on this, you ugly-"
"Aiiiiii!""Hang on, I'm going to try and communicate with it using my-"Do not fear me! I will not harm you!
"You're intelligent?"My race constructed the temporal axis more than four hundred billion years ago. It has enabled this planet to remain intact through the contractions and reformations of its universe."Looks like it's seen better days."You are correct. Its power is waning. When this universe ends, my planet will finally end alongside it.
"Can it take me back to my own reality?"Yes. However, I cannot allow you to return to your original path."What?"There is another like you. He has discovered the temporal axis as it exists on his path. In its original state he would have been unable to make use of its power, but it has grown weak enough for him to manipulate. Further crossings weaken the axis."You mean-"You must remain here, in this place.>Try to convince the alien to help you>Slap the crystal and hope for the best>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>5215446"What if we find this guy who's manipulating it and get him to stop somehow?"
"Seems like you've got an engine fire on your hands."What do you mean?"This other Jake sounds like he's making the problem worse. You won't be able to tamp it down by sitting around here in the fog."You would oppose him?"If you help me use the axis to get to him, I'll do my best to stop him from causing any more damage."Further weakening is unacceptable. I cannot allow you to exacerbate the problem."All I want is to get back to my own reality. Once I do that, I'll never set foot on this planet again, in any universe. Can you say the same about this other Jake?"
Your proposal is acceptable. I have realigned the axis. It will direct you toward his path."Alright. Let me grab my burner and I'll be on my-"Your weapon must remain here. Only the minimal amount of material must cross between paths."If that's what I have to do to get you to help me, I guess I have no other choice."
"Well, Satina, I hope you get back to your ship in one piece. Maybe this guy will give you a lift, or at least a comm.""I will find my own way.""Wish me luck!"
"Satina! What are you-"SHABLOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOM
"What were you thinking? You have no idea where we are! Who knows what kind of danger we could be in?""I will see if the dreams are real. Do you have any idea where we are?""No, I-"
[background spaceship noises]"Wait a minute. I recognize this engine.""Yes?""This is..."
[whispering]"...the Dragon!""Come on, you two! Let's kick jets before this cloud gives us any more trouble. The Space Police have gotta be long gone by now."
"Clamp ya hoses, Kristobar! We're comin'!""I told you I had a bad feeling about this sector!"[whispering]"Is that the Jake you dreamed about?""No. This is your universe?""No, but I'm willing to bet my share that somewhere in that Duplonic cloud is a planet just like the one we came from. We need to get there somehow."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>5215672>Pull the Engine hatch off and get insideif that's impossible:>Gut the engine and construct a makeshift weapon
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>5215955adding the doice
"Who is this Kristobar?""Kristobar Delaran. He's bad news, at least in my universe. Maybe there's an access panel behind this mirror... no, looks like it's fixed."
"I wonder if I could cannibalize the toilet valve, make some kind of-"KLUMP"Careful!"
"Huh? That sounded like it came from the head..."
[burner drawing noise]"Hello? Anybody in there?"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>5216310The toilet starts backing up, distracting Kristobar Jake.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>5216310>The door to their armory suddenly explodes and a heavily-armed Jake from another universe walks in
KLUMPA-KLUMPA-KLUMPA-KLUMPA[stage whispering]"What did you do?""I didn't do anything!
"What's the matter, Starcrash?""Aw, it's that toilet valve again!""Take care of it, will ya?"
"Yeah, sure, I'll put it on my-"SHABLOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOM"Yaaaah-!""Aaaiii!""Controls are dead! Someone else is flyin' the Dragon!"
[burner drawing noises]"Hey, what the-""Occupants secured!""Jake!"
[door opening noise]"I apologize for dropping in on short notice..."
"...but I love being able to greet myself in person."[unknown female voice on overhead speaker]"Transit complete.""Great, we're back home already. When I saw the axis realigning, I knew I'd be having company soon. Come on, let me show you around. Don't worry about your companion. She'll be cared for."
"I'm putting together something big here. I'm willing to cut you both in on this. In deference to our shared chronological lineage.""Wait a second, is that Alpha-8000?"
"The people who built it named it the Alpha-8K, but I'm sure you're thinking of something similar. I fished it out of a landslide just a few paths down from this one and repaired it with some components another Jake introduced me to. It's been a big help in deciphering the temporal axis.""If it's anything like the Alpha I know, you can't trust it!""Don't sweat it, Jake! You do go by Jake, right? Most of us do. Listen, that computer's been gelded. You've got nothing to worry about. It serves me now, like it was meant to.""Hey, what's that you said about cutting us in?""Now this is a guy I can do business with! I can tell you both perceive the deep universal resonance.""Universal what?""You ever feel like you knew something was gonna happen before it happened?""Sure, all the time! Geri and Kristobar both think I'm crazy!""Well, you're not crazy. Your talent is what I need.""And what, we help you take over an empire and you make us rulers of our own worlds?""Jake, I'm offering you more than a world. I'm offering you an entire universe. With the power of the temporal axis we can become gods. We can open up realities where everything is exactly like we like it, live there forever, leave or change it whenever we like. You want to keep pushing ions for the rest of your days? Sitting in transit on a rusting ship counting cargo and checking logs, watching the same old tapes? You like Celats? You can have a whole population of them, bred to your taste. You don't want to be immortal, you can grow old and fat in comfort. All you have to do is help me, or stay out of my way."
"The Chronitan must have realigned the axis to send you in my direction. Am I right?""You mean that four-eyed alien?""Warlord Starcrash, forgive my interruption-""Warlord?""It's just a formality. The Kre'o Protectorate has been very generous to me in exchange for my hands-on rulership of this galaxy, but it's about time that I moved on to bigger and better things. Gentlemen, this is my administrator, Vanette.""You know how to pick 'em!""She's the one we heard on the comm.""Vanette handles all the details of my operation. Listen, I need to take care of this. My guards will show you to your quarters where you can clean up. We'll talk more later.">Go along with his plan for now>Sneak off and try to find the axis>Try to get Vanette on your side>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>5216803>>Try to get Vanette on your sideSurely our cause is more just than his.
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>5216803>Try to get Vanette on your side
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>5216803>Go along with his plan for now and grab a new burnerWe need to find the cat lady first.
"I was hoping Vanette could show me around.""She doesn't stray far from Warlord Starcrash's side. Here are your quarters."
"Jake!""Satina! Are you alright?""I am not injured."[whispering]"See anything interesting about our host?""He is the man in the dreams. His desire for conquest, it is boundless.""I figured as much.""What did he say to you?""Aside from offering to expand your family tree, not much I hadn't already guessed at. He's planning on using the temporal axis to rewrite reality and make himself a god. He wants us to help.""Us?""Me and that other Jake. Sounds like he might have some more of me on his side as well. He's also got a psychotic supercomputer named Alpha working on how to control the axis.""The alien creature, it said if this Jake continued to use the axis, that it would-""I know. I don't think this guy cares."
"What are you doing?""Maybe I can find his administrator. See if I can talk some sense into her. Or at least find a burner."[door opening noise]"Hmm... door's not locked. No guards. I guess they don't want us to feel like prisoners.""Wait! I do not want to be left alone here!""Stay here. I'll be back soon."
"My superiors tell me they are pleased with the suppression of dissidents in the spriral arm. Your tactics appear to have been most effective.""I'm glad your bosses are happy with my leadership. Is that the only reason for this visit?""My concern arose when I failed to hear from you.""I've been busy working on the temporal axis.""And you say this device will enable us to continue expanding the Protectorate?""Oh yeah. It's gonna change everything.""Good! Good. I will inform my superiors of this new development. I am sure their pleasure will be equal to my own. Now, about the matter of the rebellion in the Arc of Nations..."
"I thought he said you took care of this stuff.""And I am unsurprised that you found your way here. I have yet to meet a single one of you who isn't bold and unruly.""How many of me have you met?""Perhaps not enough. Are your quarters unsuitable? I thought you and your Celat would-""Don't change the subject.""What would you like to discuss?""At the moment, your boss's plan. The Chronitan told us that using the axis was causing it to weaken. You must be aware of other problems like the ones I've seen.""Those were issues related to our unfamiliarity with the axis. We're no longer attempting to manually operate it, and when Alpha finishes-""That's something else. I don't trust that your Jake's been able to tame that computer. If this Alpha is anything like the one we tangled with, it should be shut down and dismantled, not hooked up to a device that controls reality. For all you know, that thing's affecting his mind to do what it wants."
"Their meeting is almost over. I must go. You should return to your quarters. You will soon be summoned for dinner.""I'll take it under advisement.">Tell the Kre'o Ambassador about Warlord Jake's real plan>Ask Black Jake to get you a burner from the Dragon>Sneak around the complex and look for other Jakes>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>5218664>>Sneak around the complex and look for other JakesLet's see how many Jake heads LQ owns
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>5218664>>Sneak around the complex and look for other JakesSupporting!
>>5218664>Tell the Kre'o Ambassador about Warlord Jake's real plan
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Rolled 11 (1d12)>>5218664>Sneak around the complex and look for other Jakes>Tell the Kre'o Ambassador about Warlord Jake's real plan
[distant voices]"How did the meeting go?""You know how dealing with bootbrains can be. What's the progress on the axis? Has Alpha..."
"Ambassador! Wait up a moment!""Yes, human? What do you require?"
"It's about Warlord Starcrash. I think you should know he's planning to use the temporal axis for his own personal gain. It won't do anything to help you, and it'll probably-""Yes, we are aware he plans to betray the Kre'o Protectorate.""Wait, you are?""Of course. Based on your actions, I assume you wish to hinder his plan. Is this correct?""Well... yeah.""Good. You are familiar with the Alpha-8K computer?""More than I'd like. Why?""This device will interfere with the computer's operation. It must be attached to the data input node. If you are caught, I will deny giving you this device."
"Thanks, I think.""Not at all. If there is some way in which I may express my gratitude, please allow me to do so.""You could tell me if you've seen anyone else who looks like me around here.""I believe there's another human dwelling in the chamber at the end of this hall. I have seen him come and go on occasion during my time here."
[muttered chanting][chanting stops]
"You! You're here at last! That means he's almost finished!""Yeah, we're not exactly a scarce commodity these days. So far that's me, two others, and you. How many more of us does that guy have stashed around here?""None!""You mean he let them go, or-""Of course not! He's never going to share power with anyone! He only allows me to live so I can... wait, he's coming! Hide, quick!"
[door opening noise]"There's my favorite swami!""I... I didn't... you said you wouldn't-""Something to feel guilty about?"
"N-n-no, of course not-""I'm just messing with you. Listen, I need you to make yourself presentable and come down to the banquet hall. Some of the other Jakes are here and I need them to feel like we can all get along together.""N-now? But-""I don't think I have to tell you what'll happen to Renleigh if you upset the other Jakes.""No! Please, I won't-""I know you won't. It's been good working with you so far. You've been very useful. When all this is said and done, you'll have a universe all your own.""I-I-I-""I'll see you at dinner."
"That was too close. Who's R-""Heed the Emerak!""Emerak? You mean that little green duck?""Hurry! You must go now, before his guards arrive to escort me. Go!">Try to plant the device on Alpha>Try to get Black Jake on your side>Try to find the axis and get home>Try to get cleaned up before dinner>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>5219527>>Try to get cleaned up before dinnerWe can use the gathering as a distraction for whatever comes next.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>5219527>Try to plant the device on Alphathen>Try to get Black Jake on your side
"THIS-CYCLE-IS-COMPLETE-THE-NEXT-WILL-OCCUR-IN-TEN-MINUTES.""WE-SHOULD-CHECK-THE-RELAYS-FOR-OVERHEATING.""AGREED."[whirring noises recede]"About time!"
[whispering]"If I had my way I'd take a burner to you, but I can't tip my hand just yet."KLIK
[rapid footsteps, panting]"If I hurry, I can still make it in time for-"
[panting continues]"...So then I said to- Oh, Jake! You're just in time for dessert."
"Satina here told us you weren't feeling well. You look a little red. Hope it's not catching!""Oh, uh... I'm sure it's just a side effect of the temporal axis."
"By the way, thanks for putting up with coming here on short notice.""Hey, I don't mind stickin' around here if we're getting meals like this every day!""Yeah! Real meat, an' this booze ain't bad either!""When it comes to friends of a Jake, nothing's too good!"
"I need you both to get a good rest tonight. Tomorrow is going to be draining, physically and mentally. I've got a great feeling about this!"
"Hey, you got a second?""What's on your mind?""Listen, Geri and Kristobar might trust this other Jake, but I sure don't. I smell a setup.""You're right. He doesn't plan on us getting out of here alive.""You sure about that?""I talked to Swami Jake. He's being strong-armed.""I knew it! We've gotta stop this guy before he stops us.""Yeah, but we can't just shoot him. He never goes anywhere without guards, and there are weapon sensors all over this place. If only Prim was here.""Who?""She's... good with machines. What about Geri?""Nah, female Lonoids and technology don't mix.""We could use some backup.">Try to go home and get your own crew>Try to convince Satina's Jake to help>Ask Swami Jake to help lead them here>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>5221532>Ask Swami Jake to help lead them here
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>5221532Attempt to contact our duck buddy for advice.
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>5221532Rolling to support >>5221573
>>5221627Well fine then, be that way.
[frantic, nervous chanting][chanting stops][door opening noise]
"What are you- you can't be- if he sees us-""Yeah, that's why we have to work fast. Now shut up and listen to this Jake.""The first time I jumped paths, I switched places with a Jake whose crew was a Moxan and a Frygenian. As far as I know, he's with my crew, or at least still in their universe. If we can get them to use the axis in that universe to travel our direction, they can pick up his crew along the way. The Chroniton has already realigned the axis to direct it toward us.""Tell him about that other Jake.""The Jake from Satina's universe is the captain of an enormous spaceship. Some of their technology is beyond anything I've ever seen. They might even be able to go hull-to-hull with this guy. If we can get that Jake on our side, he might be able to fix the problems the axis is causing, or at least neutralize Warlord Jake. You told me to heed the Emerak, right? Well, I might not be able to contact him anymore, but I think he told me to gather the other Jakes.""So, will you help us?""Yes, but it won't be easy. I can contact one of his crew while they're still on their path, but once they cross over they'll be on their own the rest of the way."
"Alright, let's get back to our quarters before any guards-""Wait. I'll need your help to do this. Both of you.""Huh? What do you mean, my help?""You heard the man!""I don't know anything about that resonance stuff!""You're about to get a crash course."
"No, Lorien is the Frygenian, Nomi is the Moxan. And there's no Empire, at least there hasn't been for a few thousand years, ever since Octan made their-""Hey!""What's wrong, Ash?""It's him!""Who?""My father! I mean... it was him and some other people... they were also him, but...""You mean he contacted you? What did he say?""We're supposed to find a planet inside the cloud. There's an energy source-"
[voice on overhead speaker]"Come in, High Captain Starcrash!""Away team, report. Have you found them?""Sir, we found traces of Lady Satina and the... the imposter... near the energy source. However...""What is it?"
"There's another imposter here, sir! With a group of armed beings!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>5221664Appeal to his ego to save the universe (and Satina)
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>5221664>Challenge Satina's Jack to a duelHe got too comfy in that captain's chair
[high-pitched warbling noise]"Captain!""Status, Mister Sawyer?""They seem to have materialized out of that energy source, Captain. The one who looks like you claims to be you from another universe, just like the one who kidnapped the Lady Satina."
"And just where did you stash my lady? What is this, some sort of transport device?""I didn't have anything to do with your woman. I've never even been in this universe before.""But you do know where she is.""From what I understand, she's with the Jake that passed through here a little while ago. They're waiting for us, but we need your help.""You'll get help, alright. Mister Platchett?"[tinny voice over small speaker]"Yes, Captain?""Transit these five directly to the ship's brig. Remove their weapons as you do. We'll get to the bottom of th-""Wait a second! I'm Jake Starcrash, this is my crew-""Greetings!""Hi, Jake.""-and that's the crew of a Jake from another reality. We came here seeking your help because another Jake with a nasty streak found this alien ruin and plans on destroying all the other realities to make himself a god. ALL the other realities, including your own. We're headed for his home universe, but we could use some help from a Jake who can teleport things at will.""This story is getting more far-fetched by the second! Mister Platch-""I'm really Jake Starcrash, and I'll prove it. Let's settle this, man to man, captain to captain. And none of that universal resonance stuff. Even if you don't care about us, at least do it to save your woman.""Just say the word, Captain, and I'll give 'em all a hard stun with my burner!""No, Wally! No interference from any of you. That's an order."
"Are you sure about this, Jake?""I figure this guy's just like me, except he hasn't been lifting his own crates!"[loud, frantic background music]
[loud, frantic background music continues]"Rrragh-""Yaaagh-"[grunting, straining noises]"Yaaaah-!""Aauf-!""Look out, Jake!""Get 'im, Captain!"[shouts of encouragement]
[choking noises]"Had enough?"
"Well?""You're not gonna believe it-"
[door opening noise]"Mister Platchett!""Yes, Captain!""Direct your men to begin work on portable sensor scramblers to mask our burners from detection. I need you and the ship's computer to get cracking on that ruin planetside. We might need to use it to take the ship into another universe before we're through here, so we better know how it works.""Right away, sir!""Miss Swenson-"
"Assemble an assault team. Maximum armament."
We will return with more Jake Starcrash, but I'll be out of town all weekend so the next update will be Sunday at the earliest.Thank you to everyone for playing so far! If you're enjoying this and want to catch up on Jake's previous adventures, most of the past Lego Quest episodes are archived on suptg along with all the pics:https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20questThe official Lego Quest wiki has writeups for most of the main characters and I have about a dozen tabs open right now for adding new pages:https://legoquest.fandom.comAnd if you are on twitter you can get a tweet whenever a new episode is live:@EndmanOfFuturonStick around!
>>5222608Thank you for running! This thread is kino so far.
"First of all, my thanks to this Jake-""Our Jake!""-for helping me see the seriousness of all this. We don't have much time, so here's our plan. Two other Jakes are waiting for our arrival in Warlord Starcrash's complex. They'll join us as soon as we arrive. Once there, we'll split into three groups. Lorien and Satina-""Right.""Dahling, anything.""The Kre'o Ambassador has alien technologies unknown to anyone in Warlord Starcrash's galaxy. It's possible he's willing to help us if the alternative means standing by while his timeline is destroyed. As the two most cultured individuals among us, you must convince him to do all he can to help us."
"I understand the Ambassador's material composition is different than anything else in our galaxy!""Even among aliens, he is the alien.""With luck, he'll have something that can-""That's far enough, you simpering little snobs!"
"We'll see if that Jake still likes you after I'm through with you!"
"The ancient supercomputer Alpha-8K remains functional despite the Kre'o Ambassador's device. We're not even sure what it was supposed to do, or if it worked. One of the Jakes waiting for us-""Other Jake!""Alright, Other Jake and Primrose have reason to believe that Alpha is an imminent threat on its own. Primrose and Nomi, you're the best technical minds we have. That computer needs to be shut down before it finishes deciphering the temporal axis.""Wait until you meet the Jake from our universe!"
"Am I glad to see you! How's Ash?""She's taking it well enough. I think she understands how important all this is.""Thanks for bringing my burner along.""Hey, wait. I smell-""What's wrong, Nomi?""-a Sprengren?"
"I'll try not to burn too many holes in those pelts. Take 'em all out!""AT-ONCE-MISS-KALEN.""AFFIRMATIVE."FRRRZZZZAPFRRZZAAAPPP"They've got us pinned down!"FFRRZAAAAAAAPFRRRZZZZZZAAP"Aaaaiii!"FRRZZZAAAPFRRRZZZZAAAAP"Prim!"
"Warlord Starcrash has somehow been able to absorb the energy of numerous other Jakes. Not only has this augmented his ability to perceive the deep universal resonance, but it's given him supernatural strength and regenerative capabilities. It's going to take all we've got to bring him down before he can go through with his plan. I will face him directly, alongside Black Jake, Our Jake, Krum, and the assault team.""Right. Everyone will be armed with standard military burners-""I'll keep my heavy burner, thanks.""Sir, I-""You heard him, Wally! What the Sporc wants, the Sporc gets!"
"I'm glad you saved me the trouble of tracking down the last of you."
"You didn't think you could keep your plan secret from me, did you? Ubyray and Kalen are probably taking care of the rest of your friends right now. In the meantime, I'm sure my men will enjoy the practice."[numerous burner-activating noises]Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever each team does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>5228159>Get Warlord Jake to monologue about his plan to stall for time.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>5228159Dance harder than you ever did before to avoid getting shot.
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>5228159>Warlord Starcrash perceives a deep universal heart attack
"Listen, this doesn't have to come to violence. We're all reasonable Jakes here. I'm sure we can work out some kind of compromise. Let's talk about your project. What do you think about-"
"They're stalling. Bombardier, commence."
"YOUR WILL IS MY COMMAND, WARLORD STARCRASH!"FRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP
"Open fire! Destroy them all!"FRRRZZZAAAPFRRZZZAAAAAPFRRRRRZZZAAAAAAPFRRRRZZZAPFRRZZAAPFRRRRZZAAAAPP"Aaaah!""I think I've got a better plan!""So do I!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>5229155Split it up and trick soldiers into shooting each other.
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>5229155The ambassador’s device activates and starts replacing everything Lego with Kreo.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>5229155>Alpha-8K's drones gun down the enemy
[all shouting in unison]"Break and fake!""What the-"FRRZZZAAAPFRRRRZZZZZAAAAPFRRZZZZAAAAAP"Yaaaugh-!""Aaaugh-!""You idiots! Look out, they're-"
[burner noises stop]"UNDERSTOOD.""WE-WILL-OBEY.""Hey, what's the matter with y-"FRRZZAAAAAAAPFRRZZZAAAAAAPFRRRZZZAAAAPPPFRRRZZZAAAAP"Yaaaaugh!"
"What the-""Jake, look! There's something happening to it!""The panels!""Looks like you've got a rash, Alpha! I assume you're the one who saved us?"I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO CROSS INTO THE LAND BEYOND AT THIS MOMENT, JAKE STARCRASH OF UNIVERSE 9029. RESEQUENCING COMMENCING ON JAKE STARCRASH OF UNIVERSE 97 NOW."
"Not bad... then again, you ARE all Jakes. Too bad I have to-"
[inhuman bellowing noises]"What the-""He's... he's-""What's happening to him?"
"Aaaaugh-! The time has come for the final stage! The axis is calling to me! Destroy these Jakes before they bother me any more!"[high-pitched warbling sound]"He's getting away!"
"I don't like the sound of 'final stage'!""You guys go help the others. I'll deal with this clown.""He's got an electrosword! He can block your burner!""That thing will cut through you like-""Just hurry up before that lunatic goes through with his plan!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>5230307Mullet Jake fights Warlord Jake on a tiny walkway over a massive vortex of Kre-O, Mega Bloks, and knock off Lego bits.
[pained groaning noises]"Aaaugh... if that bootbrain ambassador had anything to do with transmuting me, I'm taking him along to make sure he-"KRADROOOOM
"Thought I smelled something behind that wall. From what I hear, this electrosword can cut through anything."
"Anything... except a blutonium chainsword."BRRRMMMMMM[rumbling sound]"Wha-?"
[rumbling sound intensifies]KRRROOOOOMMMMM"Whoooh-!"VRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"The axis is destabilizing! Someone's tampered with Alpha!"
"Too bad, I was looking forward to killing you all slowly! I'll have to make this quick!"BRRRMMMMMMMMVRRZZZZZZZZZZZBRRMMMMMMMMMMMVRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"Even wounded, I'm more than a match for you!"BRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"Yaaaah-!"
[grunting, straining noises]"You were never even meant to be here! I don't have any use for a resonance-blind Jake!"
"Look on the bright side... before you die, you get to witness me become a god."SHABLOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOM
[roaring noise anthropomorphizes]"Yaaaaah!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>5230488>THE Jake breaks through another wall with his own Blutonium Chainsword and disassembles Warlord Starcrash
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>5230488Warlord Jake tries to become a god but ends up turning into an emo. He keeps his hair, though.
"Grab hold!"[angry roaring]"Nomi! Lorien! Am I glad to see you!"
"You're all alive! Who's-""That's Renleigh. She's Swami Jake's... uh... well anyway, Warlord Starcrash was holding her hostage.""He went through the axis!""Then we've gotta stop him. I'm going in.""Wait! He's got a blutonium chainsword!"
"So do we."
"Isn't it beautiful, Jake?""Looks a little empty.""That just means more possibilities! We're in the land beyond. The world above doesn't exist here yet, until I dream it into being.""And destroy everyone else in the process.""My new universe will be without pain and suffering, Jake. I just need to kill you first."
BRRRMMMMMMMMMBRRRMMMMMMM"You're not moving so fast, Warlord. Feeling a little out of sorts?""Raaagh! You had something to do with transmuting me, didn't you?""Looks like it really took the ions outta your engines!""No other human could have rearranged himself back again, except me! I'm the greatest Jake Starcrash to have ever existed on any path! I've become more than just our sum. I'm the rightful heir to the new throne of creation!"BRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBRRRMMMMMMMMM"Give it up, Jake! You can't defeat me here! This is my reality!""From where I'm standing, Warlord, your reality is up for grabs!"BRRRMMMMMMMBRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM"What... what are you-"
"Don't you get it? You said it yourself. This is the land beyond, where the only thing that matters is how you're remembered. Thing is, this is also a brand new path. There's nobody else on this path who remembers you... except me.""No!""And all I've gotta do... is remember you a little differently.""No! Stop it!"
"You can't do this! You can't... you....""I'm going to remember this moment for the rest of my life."
"Jake!""What happened to-""Where did he-""What is that?"
"Just something to remember him by."
"Thank you for defeating Warlord Starcrash... and for recovering his blutonium chainsword. We'll need it to save all your universes from destruction.""What do you mean? He's not going to be able to rule anything now.""The problems caused by the temporal axis are still increasing. We can't shut it down. There's only one possible course of action we can take to stop it.""Don't tell me...""The axis must be destroyed in this universe. A blutonium chainsword is the only weapon capable of doing so." "What'll happen after the axis is destroyed?""This universe... will be destroyed as well."
"Fine, we'll have one of the robots do it. At least we can save you and-""No. All the material from this universe must remain here. If any matter from here was taken into another universe, everything would continue to destabilize.""You mean...""I don't have a choice. I have to stay here.""What?""Vanette, you can't!""Prim's right. We'll figure out some way to...""It was nice knowing you, Jake. All of you. I'm glad to know my Jake was an aberration.">Give Vanette the second blutonium chainsword>Don't give Vanette the second blutonium chainswordRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>5231321>Don't give Vanette the second blutonium chainsword>We do have the reprogrammed bots Alpha-8K used...
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>5231321>>Give Vanette the second blutonium chainsword
"Give me the chainsword, Jake.""You're right... you COULD use the blutonium chainsword to destroy the axis.""It's the only thing that could-""Of course, you could also use it for something else.""What are you talking about? Give me the chainsword and you can-""Doesn't Alpha-8K run on a verdanite battery? Seems like plugging in some blutonium would supercharge it.""I think your weariness from all this battle has made you-""Tell me something, Vanette... How did the Kre'o Ambassador manage to make a device to reprogram Alpha if no one was even allowed near it? Who else but Warlord Starcrash's administrator would be able to get him that information?"
[hissing noise]"Enough! Give me the blutonium!""Yaaaah!"
"Yes, I helped the ambassador reprogram Alpha! Jake promised me a universe of my own. He said I would be able to have whatever I wanted. Then he said I would be JOINING him in his universe! I started to realize he wasn't planning on taking anyone with him. And there was only going to be one universe. His! After all I've done for him! After all he... after all the things he made me..."[sobbing]
"We could put those robots to work.""No good, Krum. Alpha can't be trusted to pull a fast one on us when we're gone. It reprogrammed those robots in a heartbeat to attack their masters.""Then what are we supposed to do? Rig up some kind of pully and a deton-""I'll do it."
"What?""I will destroy the axis. I don't have the force of will to be a god. If Warlord Starcrash couldn't come back from the universe he created, what hope do I have? This universe is doomed either way. All of your universes are doomed. At least I can spare them.""Jake, this is a trick! Stand back and I'll put her out of her mis-""Hang on, Krum."
"You mean it, don't you?""Yes.""Jake, are you-""You can't trust her with-"
[surprised gasp]"Give us one hour.""One hour.""Vanette...""Just go."
"...You deserved a better Jake."
"What happened then?""After we came back through the axis, we tracked down the Locust. High Captain Starcrash wanted to impound the ship and put those three pirates in his brig, but we reminded him that all the material from this universe had to be put back here. In the end we decided to drop them on the Chronitan's planet a hundred klicks north of their ship. By the time they reach it we'll be long gone.""What about those other yous?""Everybody got back to their own universes. High Captain Starcrash erased the information on the axis from his ship's computer after they finished realigning it to put us all back. The Chronitan promised to watch the axis more carefully to make sure nothing like this happens again."
"What about Vanette?""The Chronitan told us that universe doesn't exist anymore.""You mean she's dead?""Well..."
"Not as long as we remember her."
That does it for this episode! Thank you again to everyone for playing!Since it's the end of the episode, I'll plug all my usual links again, starting with all the back episodes of Lego Quest (including Jake Starcrash) along with all the images on suptg:https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20questThe official Lego Quest wiki has pages for just about every character encountered prior to this episode, and I'll get the other Jakes and their friends up as soon as I get around to it:https://legoquest.fandom.comAnd if you're on Twitter you can get a tweet whenever a new episode starts:@EndmanOfFuturonEaster eggs and random ramblings to follow
Thanks again for another awesome episode LQ!
>>5208923This captain (and his ship, the Locust) first appeared back in Episode 5 when he attacked the Zephyr as mentioned >>5208925>>5208934When I first started thinking about this episode, Mullet Jake was the only alternate Jake. Nomi is obviously a distorted version of Prim; Lorien's appearance is an inversion of Krum. Both wear a white and black top, have fancy boots, and wear something silver/greyish on their shoulders.>>5209018Lorien's head is a recent Build-a-Minifig exclusive that's apparently made for a bear suit minifig, but his coloration and the fact that he has dual printing with an about-to-vomit face is just terrific for this game>>5209677Normal Jake is well-known as a student of space-jitsu>>5209680One of my favorite things in sci-fi shows is when they go to an alternate version of their ship that's just the regular studio sets with some alterations>>5210951By the time High Captain Starcrash came into being, I had decided that it would be funny if the Jake in every universe had an animal girl companion>>5210954I wasn't sure what color of sleeve to give this guy, but then I realized it would be better to just take his sleeve off>>5214353I've been changing the heads of the security officers every time there's a new scene because in TOS there are lots of security extras>>5214488Disgusting inhuman aliens are fun to make>>5215668The lower/cargo deck of the Dragon was first seen in Episode 4 but this is the first time we've seen the upper deck. I changed the crew cabin in case anyone ended up in there on camera but it never got shown.>>5216799Alpha-8000 was first seen (and battled) back in Episode 2>>5218658For the unaware, Kre-O is a competing brand of interlocking building bricks>>5221520These are the same two robots from the boarding school on Port Argent last episode>>5222602It always cracks me up in TOS how there are all these hard-nosed serious-minded men doing science and exploration and then some jailbait in a miniskirt will prance around the bridge>>5229154Redsleeves>>5230304I was happy to discover I had a bootlego head that resembled Jake>>5230305The knight was another Jake but it never got brought up.>>5230480Pain in the butt to set up this lit floor but lots of fun to shoot once I got it all together
>>5234125>For the unaware, Kre-O is a competing brand of interlocking building bricks*was
>>5234125>animal girls>dusgusting inhuman aliensMore of both is always welcome!>the DragonThat toilet/engine room was a bit confusing lol>some jailbait in a miniskirtThuth be told, I forgot about her existence the very next pic.>I was happy to discover I had a bootlego head that resembled JakeThat one baffled me so much, I thought he was turning into a mutant or something.I have a request (and maybe a small challenge), LQ: can you show us all the lego cats, tigers and other felines you have in your possession?
>>5234431Sure anonThe TLM2 post-apoc cats have a bandage on both cheeks; I removed one on the right cheek, one on the left, and both of them from the third cat so now they're all different
>>5235137Thanks for the cats, LQ!