Welcome to Incel Dating Sim! In this quest, we will play as a black-pilled incel who is searching for a girlfriend. The quest will features 3D women from 4chan and other places, so be careful playing if you are allergic to 3D. This will be a one-shot quest, with a lot of dice rolling.
Character CreationFirst, let's create our incel.1) Choose an avatar>Avatar 1-6Avatars from >>>/soc/311989922) Choose a special hobby>Computer hacking>The paranormal and demonology3) Choose a mental illness>Severe autism and extreme narcissism>Schizophrenia with visual illusions4) Choose a personality defect>You are obsessed with anime>You are obsessed with K-Pop>You like to steal and sniff panties>Write-in
>4>Computer hacking>Severe autism and extreme narcissism>Write in: You spend most of your time posting on 4chan, and are obsessed with the /g/ - Technology board.
>>5282761>5>The paranormal and demonology >Severe autism and extreme narcissism>Chuunibyou with delusions of grandeurThe classic incel
The quest will start at around 13:00 EST, so votes for the main character are open until then.
>>5282779Kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>5282761Wtf /soc/icalists are THAT handsome?
Hey, I'm in there. I didn't give you permission to use my photo.
This is sad to look at
>>5282760Why? Most people would rather you mix alcohol with you rmedication than do this.
Why are people so hostile to this thread? Is it a raid from that /soc/ thread? It isn't OP's fault you guys look like prototypical incels.
>>5282791Maybe because this is borderline harassment/bullying/stalking? Leave these guys alone. Their lives are shit enough.
>>5282792Literally picking random photos from a public thread on /soc/ is not bullying or harassment, posting your face on /soc/ is basically already condemning yourself to this kind of shit.
>>5282761>The paranormal and demonology>Schizophrenia with visual illusions>You are obsessed with anime Not gonna vote on the avatar because I think using real posters is kind of a dick move. Wux, maybe use one of those AI face generators instead?
>>5282784Rekt>>5282760>We are handsome #2>Paranormal obviously, has anyone ever played a computer hacking MC they've enjoyed immensely? Srs question. >severe autism.>Obsessed with manga and figurines
>>5282799>Wux, maybe use one of those AI face generators instead?Here is the avatar selection increased. Avatars 7-12 have been generated with this-person-does-not-exist.com
>>5282808Holy fuck. 12. 12 is perfect.
>>5282797>>5282799Bad take, anything you post on the internet is free game. If you post your address on the internet you should expect to get trolled. Same applies if you post your face.
>>5282797Yeah, I think these kids don't know what website they're on>>528280812 is the most Incel looking, so him.
>>5282808I like #10's Robin Williams/Bill Murray-esque appearance and combination fedora/outdoorsman hat with the signature flair.As much as I think using the lolcows in 1-6 is funny as hell, I'll switch from 2 to 10. You know you could picture him in the supermarket talking to hot women way out of his league about the Thalmadorians in Sector 9 of the Andromeda System, while scooping celery into peanut butter or crunching on pickles he hasn't purchased yet. Minor character if not chosen?
>>5282861Dating into 40s with #10 is pretty doomed so this.
>>5282808>>5282760>>52827618Computer hackingSevere autism and extreme narcissismYou are obsessed with anime
There are a lot of tie-ins. The stakes are high.
Rolled 1 (1d3)Votes are closedAvatarRolling to pick the avatar between 4, 10, and 124 >>5282770 >>52827755 >>52827738 >>528291310 >>5282861 >>528286312 >>5282814 >>5282840Special HobbyYou will have both>computer hacking >>5282770 >>5282775 >>5282913>The paranormal and demonology >>5282773 >>5282799 >>5282806Mental Illness>Severe autism and extreme narcissism >>5282770 >>5282773 >>5282775 >>5282806>Schizophrenia with visual illusions >>5282799 >>5282913Personality Defect>You are obsessed with anime, [manga, and figurines] >>5282799 >>5282913 >>5282806>Write in: You spend most of your time posting on 4chan, and are obsessed with the /g/ - Technology board. >>5282770 >>5282775>Chuunibyou with delusions of grandeur >>5282773
AnchorI'll quote this post with the updates.
ScheduleI will update once per day, at around 13:00 EST. Votes will be open after I post the update, and until 09:00 EST. I will call for the rolls from 09:00 EST to 12:00 EST.Rolling RulesI will use Mythic RPG to determine the rolling DCs.>Everyone can roll>Roll 2d100>The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins)>The second die is your check>A bonus will be granted if several players succeed the rollAnimeWhen you post a good-looking bishōjo, an interesting manga page, or a cute anime figurine, you will gain a +5 bonus to your own roll.Black PillWhen someone posts a black pill chart or black pill information that is relevant to the situation, everyone will gain a +5 bonus to all rolls.
Turn 1You are 20 year old who is currently unemployed, and who hates his life. You live in a small apartment in the Bronx with your dad. Your dad is number 10 here: >>5282808Although you look like a soldier, you are actually quite the nerd. You have computer hacking, the paranormal, demonology, anime, manga, and figurines as hobbies. Your most prized possession is a Hatsune Miku doll.You have been feeling very lonely lately, and you spend many hours every day on 4chan. You have never enjoyed the mindless gossip of normies, and prefer, as social interaction, low-intensity, anonymous conversations. Today, you decided to post a selfie of yourself. You know that it's dangerous, and that you risk turning into a meme, but at the same time, you know no other way of obtaining validation as a human being. You hope that someone will say you look fine. You know you are handsome, but you want to hear it from someone else. You are learned in the black pill, so you know that women rate the average man as repulsive, but you want to give it a try, anyway.You find the "Incel Thread" on /soc/. The OP is a red-haired man. He looks like a friendly normie, and you would have never guessed he was an incel. The other posters all seem handsome and well-spoken. This makes you feel a bit nervous. There are few girls on /soc/, so it won't be easy to get a compliment against such competition. Fuck it. You open the Reply box, solve the Captcha, and upload your photo.You come back to the thread the next day, and check the answers. A girl quoted you. >>>/soc/31217629>All these guys are hot. Having trouble understanding how this is an incel thread. F/Miami fl hereA sudden release of endorphins makes you feel slightly euphoric. This is, in your entire life, the first time you've received a compliment about your appearance. Why did she post her location? Does it mean she wants to meet up with me? No way! You open the Reply box, wanting to ask her what she meant with this post. But you close it back, without posting. You are afraid to make a fool of yourself.I need some booze. You shut down your laptop, and knock at the apartment next door. This is where your best friend, Lakshmana, lives. You've known him since childhood. He's an incel, too, and a manlet, with not much of a personality. In fact, you perceive him more as a minion that a friend. His mom opens the door. You take a quick glance at her cleavage. Bitch. She invites you in, and serves you a cup of Mysore coffee."Lakshmana, sweetie, you have a guest."Your friend comes out of the bedroom, dressed in grey pj's with a panda. His eyes are red, and you can tell he's been playing video games all night.
>>5283031"Lakshmana, mind coming with me to the 7-Eleven? I'm short on cash, right now.""Sure, let me get dressed."In the store, you buy a pack of Budweiser beer. You give one to Lakshmana, and drink the rest by yourself. As you begin to feel slightly drunk, an idea crosses your mind. What if I replied to that girl? You let your friend return to his video games, and go back to your laptop. You now feel much less inhibited, and reply to the girl.>Hey, thanks for your comment. If you like me, here's my Kik.You receive a message 5 minutes later. That was fast. Did she keep the thread open since yesterday?>Hello, there! Nice to hear from you. I'm Chelsea. Are you from Miami?Choose an action>Search for her nudes on Google [Computer Hacking]>Attempt to hack into her phone [Computer Hacking]>Perform a ritual to attract her love [Demonology]>Write-inChoose an answer>Answer: "No. I'm in New York, but I don't mind taking a plane to meet up with you.">Answer: "Yes. Let's chat for a bit, and meet up if we get along." [Bluff]>Write-in
This is our MC. You can vote for his name.
>>5283033>Perform a ritual to attract her love [Demonology]>Answer: "No. I'm in New York, but I don't mind taking a plane to meet up with you."Clearly we should move as fast as possible
This is a game? Or is it a surrogate blogpost?Either way sad
>>5283033>Big nose>Sunken eyes>Dyed hair>Bad make-up>Fake smile>Fat>Underage>Man2/10 Would not bang>Attempt to hack into her phone [Computer Hacking]>Answer: "Yes. Let's chat for a bit, and meet up if we get along." [Bluff]
>>5283033>Perform a ritual to attract her love [Demonology]>Write-inTell her we're not from Florida, but don't specify where we're from exactly. If she insists, tell her were a state over not as far as New York.
>>5283180Actually, changing from Demonology to good old fashioned Phone Hacking with this anon>>5283068
>>5283211+1, nickname "Megamind">Demonology>Bluff>>5283068>Fat>Underage>Man>>2/10 would not bang... I'd fucking hope not...>PictureYou can find better SJW aposematism examples, 2/5 girls have natural-looking hair and are overall plain
>>5282760Retard troon. Go volunteer for the Ukraine war
>>5283033>Attempt to hack into her phone [Computer Hacking]>Answer: "Yes. Let's chat for a bit, and meet up if we get along." [Bluff]
Rolling for the tie-inDemonology >>5283039 >>5283180 >>5283373Hacking >>5283068 >>5283189 >>5283687
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>5283895
>Perform a ritual to attract her love [Demonology] >>5283039 >>5283180 >>5283373>Answer: "Yes. Let's chat for a bit, and meet up if we get along." [Bluff] >>5283068 >>5283189 >>5283373 >>5283687It's time to roll. The rolling session today is extended to 13:00 EST. I don't have my trip code because I'm in the cage.>Everyone can roll>Roll 3d100>The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins)>The second die is for your Demonology check>The third die is for your Bluff check>A bonus will be granted if several players succeed the rollNote: in Mythic RPG, you must roll lower or equal the DC value to succeed the checkA -5 bonus to all dice rolls is granted for the relevant black-pilled meme >>5283068Your Demonology Rank is Average. The Difficult Rank is Average. The DC for the Demonology Check is 50 [second die]Your Bluff Rank is Minuscule. The Difficulty Rank is Low. The DC for the Bluff Check is 25 [third die]
Rolled 70, 69, 83 = 222 (3d100)>>5283897>Roll 3d100
Rolled 9, 28, 93 - 5 = 125 (3d100 - 5)>>5283897
Rolled 37, 44, 95 = 176 (3d100)>>5283897Rollerino
The rolling session is over.>>5284048This poster has the lowest first die, so I will take their rolls for the skill checks.
>>5282761Hey, I'm new-3-can I choose gymcel as hobby, if not then I'd choose computer hacking-watching gay black porn videos but irronically
>>5284218Read the sticky anon, we vote on actions for the character and what you’re trying to vote for has already been closed
>>5284220well fuck, sorry I'm reading and I wrote this before reading everything
>>5283025Turn 2Demonology Check: Double Success   >>5284048 >>5284049Bluff Check: Failure  >>5284048>Yes. Let's chat for a bit, and meet up if we get along.>That sounds good. So, in which part of Miami do you live?You go silent. You didn't expect she would ask you a trick question right as the conversation began. You quickly browse to Google Street View, hoping to learn more about Miami. Unfortunately, when you are hyper focused on a task, you lose track of time. Your dad enters your bedroom. Your dad is a caring man who has raised you on his own."I saw light coming from under your door, so I came in. You should go to sleep, kiddo.""Wait, what time is it?""It's 11 PM already."That's pretty late. You check Kik. The last message you sent to Chelsea was at 3 PM."Thanks, dad. I'll go to sleep soon. Have a good night.""Good night too."In fact, he's not your biological father; he's your uncle, and has raised you since you were a child. He was never married and, as far as you know, never had a girlfriend, despite his charismatic personality. You refer to him as your dad out of respect.It's too late to respond to Chelsea, now. When it gets dark, you become a bit of a different person. You can feel the darkness empowered you. Your studies of the dark arts have given you authentic powers. You can perform difficult rituals, read the tarot, and speak with demons on your Ouija board.You take a black candle from your drawer, and light it up. You take an A4 sheet, and meticulously write Chelsea's name a dozen times. You flip the sheet, and write your own name, with more force, so that it is marked on Chelsea's side. Then, you roll the paper, and make a knot in your hair. You light the candle, holding it by the base with your left hand, and visualize the girl's face in your mind.She's beautiful. Not as beautiful as I am, though. I don't like her big nose and sunken eyes, and her dyed hair is certainly a problem. But, at least, she's not fat. Well, at least, I don't think she is. It's not easy to tell from an Internet picture.As you picture the details, the visualization becomes more intense. You think you can smell her perfume: a fragrance of lemon, with spicy notes. You might the paper with the candle, and watch it get eaten by the flames. You recite her name, and your intention to make her yours. You visualize a perfect crystal ball, which represents your future love, until the paper is entirely consumed. You feel that your destinies are now tied.Before going to sleep, you send her a picture of your Ren doll >>5283985. In your dreams, you see Chelsea. She seems innocent. She's walking in a park with an older man, who you assume is her dad. When you wake up, you see that you have received a new message on Kik.
>Are you still there? What's this doll?>This is Ren, my former wife.>Lol. So you're quite popular with the ladies, uh?Seeing her positive reaction, you send her a picture of your Hatsune Miku doll.>This is Miku, my current wife.You chat with her for several hours. Normally, you are very awkward, and you're unable to hold a conversation with anyone other than your dad or Lakshmana. This is a good sign that your love ritual actually worked. Chelsea is eager to learn about each of your dolls and discuss your interests. She herself doesn't seem to have any particular hobbies, or at least, she didn't mention anything that caught your attention. She says that you're pretty cool and funny, and asks to meet up.You have 10,000 USD saved up from trading BitCoins, so you can definitely afford a plane ticket. In fact, even if you had no savings, you would have borrowed from your family. You have struggled for your entire life with forced celibacy, so there's no limit to what you would do for your first date. This is the raw power of a virgin incel.>Dump Chelsea, and browse /soc/ for more beautiful ladies>Invite her to Flanigan's Seafood Bar & Grill in Miami>Tell her that you're coming to her house>Write-inLove MeterFrom performing a love ritual, Chelsea's Affection Meter rises to 10%.InventoryYour character has money and a laptop, but what else does he have? To determine what you have in your inventory, post the current content of your real-life pockets / purse / etc., and roll 1d100. The anon who rolls the lowest wins.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5284225>Dump Chelsea, and browse /soc/ for more beautiful ladies.45 Long Colt (EF Auto Ejecting, Double Action)
>>5283026>>5283037Here is the character sheet
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5284225>Invite her to Flanigan's Seafood Bar & Grill in MiamiAn Innis & Gunn bottle opener, a flask of Crown Royal whiskey, and a cellphone
>>5284223Hey. Die. Please. Wuxian ——> Tranny
>>5284896Picture is your crushed skull on the floor
stop advertising on other boards please
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5284225>Invite her to Flanigan's Seafood Bar & Grill in MiamiMy phone, bluetooth headphones, and an empty flask. Also a condom in my wallet
>>5284907Holy fucking based.
I quite literally am number 5.
>>5282760Cool thread idea Wux. Especially funny that soc-cels got their photo used for e-whoring.>>5284997+1
>Invite her to Flanigan's Seafood Bar & Grill in Miami >>5284882 >>5284997 >>5285004Let's see how the date goes. You can roll for the next 3 hours.>Roll 2d100>The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins)>The second die is for your Seduction check>A bonus will be granted if several players succeed the rollYour Seduction Rank is Minuscule. The Difficult Rank is Weak. The DC is 25 [second die]
Rolled 35, 43 = 78 (2d100)>>5285031
Rolled 52, 14 = 66 (2d100)>>5285031
>>5282784Don't put your personal information on the internet retard. That includes pictures.
Rolled 83, 43, 18, 55, 10, 12, 63, 46, 51, 84, 16, 29, 3, 64, 89, 61, 2, 40, 37, 62 = 868 (20d100)>>5285031
Rolled 14, 59, 1, 57, 4, 63, 20, 55, 38, 16, 14, 75, 4, 68, 89, 6, 17, 46, 73, 93, 93, 26, 62, 98, 41 = 1132 (25d100)>>5285031
Rolled 48, 34, 32, 72, 47, 55, 19, 46, 48, 73, 98, 54, 60, 96, 93, 10, 1, 71, 91, 13, 29, 78, 78, 64, 72 = 1382 (25d100)>>5285031
>>5282761>That number 5Bruce Campbell is that you?
>>5283025Turn 3Seduction Check: Failure >>5285078Is it a treason to go on a date when you are an incel? You remember once vowing you'd never touch roast beef with a ten-foot pole. Yet now, here you are, preparing to go on a trip to Miami. You pack your clothes, you phone, your Rin doll, and an empty flask. You're not quite sure what the flask could be used for, but you feel it could be useful. You are generally very intuitive, so you always listen to your feelings. You've even bought a condom, in case the date goes well.You arrive to Miami International Airport in the evening. The temperature and the humidity are unbearably high. Everyone around you is wearing shorts, but you're still dressed in soldier pants. What can you do; that's all you have in your minimal wardrobe. You take a taxi to the room you've booked on Airbnb. It's a simple room in a bungalow, nestled in a lush tropical patio. The owner, Jeanne, prepares a margarita for you, and you drink it while watching anime on your laptop.Your choice is "Goblin Slayer: Goblin's Crown", a hyper violent movie in the Goblin Slayer series. You enjoy the violence and cunning of the main character, although you've always identified more with the goblins. They take what they want, when they want, and they don't put pussy on a pedestal. That's the kind of man you want to be, and you know that's the kind of man you have to be, if you are to break out of your intolerable state of inceldom. Women don't like nice guys; they like bad boy, unhygienic goblins.The next day, you go to Flanigan's Seafood Bar & Grill, and wait for your date. You've picked that place because it looked trendy; the wooden chairs are rustic, and it feels like you're in a bar in the middle of the jungle. Chelsea arrives 10 minutes later. Her hair is dyed pink, and she sports a pink T-shirt with "Daddy" written on it in big, round letters. She smiles to you.>Hello, Chelsea. So, you like your daddy, eh?She gives you a puzzled look. Then she looks down at her T-shirt.>Oh, that? Well, yeah, I guess.You chat with her for a bit, but the conversation in person doesn't go as well as online. She doesn't seem too interested, and only gives you one word answers.>Why did you pick this place, by the way? My hair and my clothes are going to smell, now.>Erm... Isn't it a standard place for Miami?>I guess.You stupid bitch. Do you answer "I guess" to everything? After the meal, you pay the bill, say goodbye, and promise you'll keep in touch. The date didn't go too well, and she doesn't give you the warm kiss you had expected.Back in your room, the first thing you do is check on your doll. You were somewhat wary of leaving her alone, because it's an expensive doll. But she's fine. You watch another anime, and fall asleep. You have nice dreams of violence and conquest in an isekai world. The night is your ally, and your dreams are much more beautiful than the real world.
When you wake up, you check your Kik.>Hey. It's Chelsea. You're a nice guy, but I think it's better if we remain friends.Love MeterFrom a failed date, Chelsea's Love Meter drops to 0%.InventoryYour inventory is here: >>5284997You spend $252 on the plane ticket, $360 on the room (5 nights), and $80 at Flanigan's, leaving you with $9,300.Choose your next action:>Beg Chelsea to give you another chance>Stalk Chelsea and attempt to enter her house [Stealth roll]>Browse /soc/ for another girl [Pick one below]>Chat up random babes on the beach [Seduction roll, very difficult]>Write-in========================You are extremely intuitive, so you generally have a good idea what people are like from their photos. Here are 6 potential dates you've found on /soc/. Avatars from >>>/soc/31203088>1: A grumpy girl, who is judgmental and has anger issues>2: A vicious woman, very sadistic, who preys on incels>3: A normie girl, whose hobbies are shopping and hanging out>4: A slutty, overweight girl, who has a mommy personality>5: A self-proclaimed witch; very neurotic>6: You can't get a read on this girl, but she looks like a dwarf or a halfling
>>5285101I am number 5. Reckon I should do Ash for Halloween at some point?
>>5285180They all have crazy eyes.
>>5285186>I am number 5based
>>5285180>Browse /soc/ for another girl [Pick one below]>5: A self-proclaimed witch; very neuroticWe’re into demons, she’s a witch. We’re narcissistic, she’s neurotic. A match made in heaven.
>>5285190Would have commented here earlier but you posted this thread and advertised it on /soc/ during one of my bans for /tv/ shitposting.
>>5285186Absolutely. Not even a dig, that would just be a badass costume.>>5285180Picking 5 feels weird now that... Like, she's here. Seems like a good fit in terms of the personality you assigned, though.>5
>>5285197+1. Nothing to do with the fact that she's allegedly here, the demon thing just fits.
>>5285180>beg chelseawe're already in miami, might as well while doing >>5285197>>5285227>she's herethat's incel number 5, not roastie 5.
>>5285444Oh, so it is. Ash Williams would still be a rad costume.
>>5285180I love how the most reclusive one is the slutty one
>>5285872I mean, it's the MC's perspective, and Beto Fupa is a delusional and autistic incel who is just "intuiting" what he thinks their personalities are.
>>5285444>Beg Chelsea>Browse /soc/ for another girl If no one is opposed to it, I'll combine both actions.
>>5285444Based DOUBLE DIPPER
Rolled 1 (1d2)ROLLThe MC will do a tarot reading from this chart >>5244333.I need someone to roll a 1d100.If I roll a 2, the card will be reversed.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5286231
>>5286274>When the Two of Pentacles appears in a Tarot reading, it’s safe to say you are juggling your priorities, roles and responsibilities. Looks like love triangles are back on the menu, boys!
>>5283025Turn 4You answer to Chelsea.>I am sorry you didn't appreciate my presence. To be quite honest, I don't understand what went wrong. I thought you were quite into me...? I really don't think you should give up on me already. Let me take you on two more dates, and then you can decide if you like me or not. If you don't like me then, I'll respect that and never bother you again.You don't have much PUA knowledge, but you know that women find begging cringy. However, you have spent nearly 10% of your life savings on this women, so it would be a waste to not make a better effort. You don't know how you feel about her yourself. As a narcissist, the most important quality a person can have is admire you, and how she has disrespected you makes you relatively angry.You check the top attractions in Miami. Dolphin Mall, Zoo Miami... Maybe another day, but today, you prefer to stay inside and binge watch anime. Nothing can comfort your heart more than the purity of anime, and the soft elegance of the Japanese language. Your pick today is "Shokei Shoujo no Virgin Road", a comfy anime about a beautiful priestess who assassinates outworlders. You wish you could live in a fantasy world, and wonder what "Pure Concept" you would gain if you were isekai'd there. The Pure Concept of Darkness would be nice.In the afternoon, Chelsea still hasn't answered. You bump your fist on your thigh.>Hello...? Are you there?Your patience is running thin. Without thinking, you find yourself back on /soc/. You browse the "Rate thread", the most standard thread on the board, where users rate each other's beauty. The ratings are always extremely harsh, and seldom anyone ever gets a 9 or a 10, so you've never posted yourself. You browse the thread. There are many more females than males; according to the official statistics of 4chan, there are 60% of males on the website. However, due to a large number of the males being homosexuals, the gender ratio is quite well-balanced. It is quite a shame, really, that more couples are not formed on the website.A blonde-haired cutie catches your attention. She has a very oval face, showing that she has top-tier genetics; she wears elegant black make-up, is dressed in black, and wears a stylish iron pendant of a bat. Behind her are adorable chibi stuffed animal. Clearly, she's a connoisseur. You leave her a message.
>Your good looks have caught my full attention. I'm your sweet, dark prince. Here's my Kik. You should message me. >>>/soc/31241100A few hours later, you get a message.>Are you really a dark prince?>Yes, of course, I am. Here is my picture. I'm refined, educated, and master the dark powers.>You don't look half bad. What do you mean by the dark powers?>I can manipulate powers from outside of this world, and bend reality to my will.>...Awesome!She asks you a few other questions, and you begin ranting about your interests. Her name is Ava, and as you had suspected from her looks, she's into witchcraft, more specifically, Wicca. She lives in a small rural town of South Carolina, and spends a lot of time on 4chan and the Internet. She's a NEET, too, and seems quite intelligent. You generally have a great time chatting with her.It's time to examine the future. You shut the blinders, light up a candle, and pull your virtual tarot deck. "Dark forces of the night, dark lords of Hell, I call upon your might to reveal the future that lies ahead." The card you pull is the Two of Pentacles. This card indicates a troubled future. The man depicted on the picture juggles with two pentacles, symbolizing the two subjects you will juggle with. In the context of romance, this means you will encounter difficulty, and it won't be easy to juggle between this woman and another aspect of your life. This is not good. Does it mean Bitcoin will drop in value? The tarot has thus spoken, and there's nothing you can do about it.In the evening, you get a message from Chelsea.>I had a really bad day. How about you take me tomorrow on a proper date?Choose your next action:>Take Chelsea on another date [Dolphin Mall]>Take Chelsea on another date [Miami Zoo]>Spend the day chatting with Ava>Travel to Ava's hometown>Chat up random babes on the beach [Seduction roll, very difficult]>Write-in
>>5286493>Spend the day chatting with Ava
>>5286493>Take Chelsea on another date [Miami Zoo]>Chat with Ava, tooHow's our juggling, boys?Great, obviously. We're the best at everything.
I remember from Rocky that retards like going to the Zoo so take Chelsea the Zoo
>>5285880Yeah, I get that. I tried with that girl once and she’s a never nude and she’s not as big as she looks. Only in the tits
>>5286813kek you should sign up for tinder instead of using /Soc/ as a dating site
>>5286814I agree, my brother in Christ
>>5286542+1We have to show her a good time while taking constant bathroom breaks
>>5286542Operation two-timing is a go, we never really liked that whore anyway
It's time to roll>Roll 3d100>The first die determines whose roll gets picked>The second die is to seduce Chelsea>The third die is to seduce AvaYour Seduction Rank is Minuscule. The Difficult Ranks are Weak and Low respectively.The DC for the Seduction roll is 25 for Chelsea, and 15 for Ava.
Rolled 52, 98, 96 = 246 (3d100)>>5287301Boosting my dice with a manga panel
Rolled 49, 89, 22 = 160 (3d100)>>5287301Higher is worse, right? Then >>5287302 is pretty bad...Taking my shot!
Rolled 36, 90, 81, 9, 80, 62, 37, 59, 69, 7, 70, 4, 71, 27, 85, 7, 82, 45, 89, 94 = 1104 (20d100)>>5287301
>>5287312Yes. In this quest, you want to roll low.If you check the Mythic RPG chart >>5283026, the small number on the right in each square indicates a critical failure. So for the first Seduction check, rolling a 86 or above is a critical failure.I will accept rolls for 30 more minutes.
Rolled 54, 5 = 59 (2d100)>>5287374>36, 90, 81I'm rolling for the nature of the critical failure on the Mythic RPG Events Charts. First die for Event Action; second die for Event Subject.The dice give me two words, and I must interpret their meaning in the context of the quest.
Rolled 53, 39, 90 = 182 (3d100)>>5287301
>>5283025Turn 5>>5287374Seduction Check (Chelsea): Critical Failure Seduction Check (Ava): Failure Q: What is the nature of the critical failure?Rolls: 54, 5 >>5287495A: Kill of InsideYour insides are killing youA crocodile is staring at you from the other side of a glass panel. It's half floating in water, and looks somewhat miserable or bored. You find the zoo to be pretty fun, and watching the suffering of the animals trapped in tiny cages is entertaining. Whose idea was it to dump a 4 meter tall crocodile inside such a small jar? If you were not so busy being a NEET, you always though that being a zoo owner would be comfy >>5286242.>Kawaii desu.>Were you listening?>Erm... Yes. You were talking about your dad, right?>Yes... So, as i said, I brought him food I had cooked for him, and he got angry because I didn't bring him beer. Like, what the fuck. Why can't he appreciate a simple gesture.You are in the Miami Zoo with Chelsea, your date. After having a really bad day, she agreed to go on a date with you. She wasn't interested in dating you anymore, but then, she changed her mind, and decided that spending time with you could improve her mood. She's been complaining about her dad for half an hour, and you weren't able to pay much attention to it. Her dad seems to be everything to her. In fact, today, she wears another T-shirt with "daddy" written on it. You are focused on looking good, and finding excuses to take bathroom breaks >>5287121, so that you can chat with Ava on Kik.Not long ago, you've watched the anime "The Genius Prince's Guide to Raising a Nation Out of Debt", and the prince in question seemed to have no trouble running a harem of several women. But you find that your competence is not as high as his, and dating two women at the same time is mentally excruciating. You've used the excuse that park food upsets your stomach, and as a twist of fate, you've actually got diarrhea. You are in Miami, a southern swamp, far from civilization, and everything is humid and filthy.
Your e-conversation with Ava is not going better. From typing too fast, you keep making typo's. To make things worse, you called her Chelsea. She asked you who's Chelsea and you apologized, saying it's your sister's name. After that, you decided to stop typing to her. You are now inside a toilet stall, with straw on the floor, reading a manga on the tiny screen. The stench is nauseating.You've walked through the "Africa" section of the zoo, enjoying the sense of escape. The overall atmosphere is nice, and walking through the park feels like a true safari. Other than your toilet problems, you feel that the mood is pretty good. The jaguar exhibit is inside a natural cave, and Chelsea walked closed to you. Then, you climbed a wooden ramp, and fed the giraffes with a piece of lettuce. You loved seeing the lions the most, and their majesty reminds you of yourself. They are the Chads of animals, and spend their entire days napping in the grass. You are headed toward the Asian section of the zoo, but Chelsea says that she has a headache, and wants to leave. You walk together to the park's exit, in silence. She briefly shakes your hand, and walks away. Your stomach is hurting, so you hurry back to your apartment.In the evening, you attempt to speak to both Chelsea and Ava on Kik, but neither respond to you. That makes you feel very angry. Ava, you understand, because you've neglected her. But Chelsea... You really tried your best with her, and took her to two different, expensive, trendy places. You even flew far from home to a hostile, alien jungle. She simply has no right to act in this way.You go to /r9k/, and post a collage of yourself and other incels, asking "Would fembots ever date an incel as an act of goodwill?" https://archived.moe/r9k/thread/68821241 Reading the answers make you feel better. A roastie posts something idiotic, and you anonymously unleash your anger unto her. Fuck roasties! Your roast beef is not worth anything. It's only a mass of flesh, blood, and pus. The Bacon Cheeseburger of Oasis Grill in Miami Zoo is worth more, because it's at least somewhat tasty. Your roast beef is worth less than $12.99. Bitch!Posting appeases you. You take a cold shower, and concentrate on your quest: finding true love.Choose a dating action>Send a message to Chelsea telling her that she owes you a third date>Travel to Ava's hometown>Search for a femanon who shares your hobbies on /a/, /x/, and /g/>Write-inChoose a hobby action (optional)>Use your hacking skills to search for information about [Ava's hometown/Chelsea's dad]>Use your tarot deck to obtain information on how to seduce [Chelsea/Ava]Love MeterFrom the critical failure, Chelsea's Love Meter drops to 5%.Ava's Love Meter remains at 0%.
>>5287600>Travel to Ava's hometown>Use your hacking skills to search for information about [Ava's hometown]We must travel to her and confess our love.
>>5287600>Write-inGo to the hidden archives and find>>52851804's contact information.
>>5287600Hex Chelsea to enhance her period pains.Enter the mainframe and download ava's IP address.
>>5287614>>5287686>>5287767>>5287891ROLL>Roll 3d100>The first die determines whose roll gets picked>The second die is to search information>The third die is to seduce AvaYour Hacking Rank is Average. The Difficult Rank is Below Average. The DC for the Search Information Check is 65 [second die]Your Seduction Rank is Minuscule. The Difficulty Rank is Low. The DC for the Seduction Check is 15 [third die]
Rolled 20, 4, 70 = 94 (3d100)>>5288422So I want to roll below 35 and 85 respectively right?
>>5288494You must roll below 65 and 15
>>5283025Turn 6>>5288422Computer Hacking Check: Critical Success Seduction Check: Failure The sight of Chelsea, suffering from enhanced period pains, bleeding out and crying out your name would be delightful, but you cannot waste any more time on a worthless femoid. The masquerade has ended, and the soulless void that is inside her has been revealed. She could have engulfed you and eaten your life force, if you had been any less vigilant. You mentally thank your strict discipline and wisdom for your saving you.Now, it is time to research Pelzer, SC, the hometown of Ava. This time, as an apex predator, you will master the environment and corner her, so that she has nowhere to flee except into your loving embrace. Yes, your desire is to travel to her and confess your love. After encountering a soulless succubus, it becomes easier to admire the qualities of a good and kind woman.Computer Hacking (Critical Success): There is little information about Pelzer, SC on the open web. On the surface, it appears as a peaceful town of only 89, surrounded by a forest, with nothing interesting other than a small Presbyterian Church. However, from researching the 4chan archive and the dark web, you find appalling information. Pelzer is an anomaly, with hundreds of registered sex criminals, that is, more registered sex criminals than the entire population. It has six churches, which is too many for the minuscule population, and a Masonic Lodge linked to the Finders Cult, a strange esoteric cult.Clearly, the best activities in Pelzer are camping and trekking. You buy a tent and camping supplies. Your mind is set, and you take a plane to Charleston, SC. As you move to the north, the dark, savage swamps of Florida turn into peaceful, charming woodlands. The hours are long until you arrive at your destination: Pelzer. You eat dinner at a deserted Taco Bell. The unenthusiastic waiter make you feel unwelcome, and the meat does not taste fresh. Lately, your stomach hasn't been treated too well. After eating, you walk toward Ava's home, an old, wooden mansion protected by a stone gargoyle. The streets are completely empty. You jump over the fence, and set your tent in her backyard. You sleep there, shielded from the mosquitoes.You wake up at dawn, and take a stroll in the neighborhood. The houses are well taken care of, but there's a subtle feeling of abandonment and otherworldliness that you can't describe. At 9 AM, you are back at Ava's house, and knock at her door. An older man opens the door. You say you're there to visit Ava. A moment later, she arrives to the doorstep. She's dressed in a white, silken nightgown, and looks as if she had just woken up.
"Good morning, Ava. It's me, Beto.""Beto...? Wait, Beto from 4chan? How did you find my house?""Oh, I found it with a two-minute search on Google.""...I see. Why are you here?"You kneel down. "I came to profess my love to you. I know we barely know each other, but I'm well-versed in magick, I'm highly intuitive, and I can verily feel in my heart that you are a great person, worthy of being cherished for my entire life."She seems startled. "Well... That's nice of you, but..." She pauses briefly. "I just woke up, and I don't have time to talk right now.""That's fine. I'll come by at a later time."Choose your next action:>Eat breakfast at Taco Bell then come back to her house>Camp in her backyard, watch her and learn her schedule>Call your friend Lakshmana, ask him for his advice, and follow it>Search for a femanon who shares your hobbies on /a/, /x/, and /g/>Write-inInventoryYour inventory is here >>5284997You spent $95 on the zoo date, $95 on the plane ticket, $50 on the tent, leaving you with $9060.You can specify what camping supplies you have bought, and I'll add it to the inventory.
>>5288685>Camp in her backyard, watch her and learn her scheduleIf she comes back, is she allowed to direct Ava's actions? I think that would be really fun.
>>5288707We had incel visitors, but Ava herself never visited the thread. Yes, she would be allowed to direct Ava's actions.
>>5288685>Camp in the backyard and observe >Call Lakshmana for some input
Incel CornerThis quest is a safe space for all incels and men who suffer from violence, scorn, and domestic abuse.If you are feeling unwell, quote this post, and we will pray for you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b3huIwFm4g
Rolled 28 (1d100)Rolling to see if Ava enjoys beings stalked.This is a 50/50 Odds roll; the DC is 50.(I roll for the environment and NPCs.)
>>5283025Turn 7>>5288707>>5289143>>5289494Your heart beats faster from having seen Ava's pale thighs in her nightgown. Her skin seemed very smooth, and you can imagine it would feel extremely soft to the touch. Without doubt, she's a fine woman. You return to your tent. There are many useful supplies in your backpack: energy bars, drinks, a 50 ft long hempen rope, candles, a blanket, chalk, and binoculars. You're not sure what the chalk could be used for, but it's a standard item to possess in a D&D game, so you bought some in case it becomes useful. You take the binoculars out, and watch all the mansion's windows. A few minutes later, Ava's silhouette appears on in front of the back window on the second floor. She takes her nightgown off and getting dressed. Unfortunately, you cannot see the details through the transparent curtains of her room.You take notes of her schedule and watch the house every day. The older man, who you assume is her father, leaves the house at 7 AM, and comes back between 6 and 7 PM. It seems like a normal wage slave schedule. More interesting is that Ava herself never leaves the house. You don't even see her once take a short walk outside; she is a total recluse and spends all of her time inside. In the evening, you can see bright, flashing lights moving from her window, indicating that she's watching anime. You die to know which anime it is she's enjoying, but the surface of the back of the house is not easy to climb, so you can't get a closer peek.You remain all day at your post, except when you go to the grocery store to buy more supplies. There's a Food Lion in Pelzer selling everything that you need. The longer Ava stays inside, the more your feelings for her grow. A NEET can only feel admiration for such a flawless hikikomori, and her degree of hermitness is even higher than your own.
>>5288717Speaking of hermits, you call your friend Lakshmana, and asks for his input. Avatar from >>>/soc/31244147"In my home country, the problem of dating doesn't exist. Brides are sold for a price of between 5,000 and 40,000 rupees, and men are not required to have anything except the capability to buy them. Now, as for Western Countries, I don't have much advice to provide. I'm a KHHV incel myself. I don't know what to do. I would probably ask her father to buy her from him."What an imbecile, you think to yourself. That is quite probably the dumbest advice I have ever heard. "Thanks, Laksh. I'll keep that advice in mind. Why are you incel anyway, if you can buy a woman in India.""I wish I could. But my first language is English, and I can't interact properly with my own people. I'm an outcast in both my home nation and my adoptive country."Poor Laksh. Sometimes, you think he has it harder than you. Your phone vibrates. You have a message from Ava! This is completely unexpected, and you cannot control your excitement. Ava!>You said you'll come back later, but it's been a week.>Hello, Ava. To be quite honest, I felt a bit awkward, and I didn't want to disturb you.>I understand. I must admit, I had ignored your messages because you were responding too slowly to me, and it frustrated me. I had felt you were not invested in our conversation. But I felt flattered from you travelling to my house in person. Nice tent, by the way.The fact that she took the initiative to message you shows that you still have a chance with her. You better think hard from now on to not mess it up. Although, you wish she hadn't spotted your tent. You thought you were well camouflaged in the natural environment and feel disappointed. If she had called the sheriff on your for stalking, you would have been arrested. Nowadays, men get arrested just for looking the wrong way at a woman, so camping in a woman's backyard could get you in serious trouble.Choose your action:>Invite Ava to walk in the forest and perform witchcraft with you>Offer Ava to binge watch your favorite anime together [specify which anime]>Follow Lakshmana's advice>Write-inLove MeterAva's Love Meter has increased to an unknown amount. She seems to appreciate the attention you've given her.
>>5289823>>Invite Ava to walk in the forest and perform witchcraft with youwe should also text dad, and announce that we've found the love of our life
>>5289823Never trust women. Based Lakshmana with the brown advice; we will buy this whore from her father inshallah
wishing painful death in the forest to this roastie
>Roll 2d100>The first die determines whose roll gets picked>The second die is to seduce AvaYour Seduction Rank is MinusculeThe Difficult Ranks is MinusculeThe DC for the Seduction roll is 50
Rolled 39, 36 = 75 (2d100)>>5290815
>>5290854Sorry for namefagging i suck and forgot it was on
Rolled 74, 25 = 99 (2d100)>>5290815
>>5290854Hey, I think we did it!
>>5283025Turn 8>>5290854>>5290885Seduction Check: double success  >>5289917>>5290266>Thanks. I've bought this tent in Miami. Would you like to go for a walk in the forest?>I don't know... I haven't left the house in 6 months. I suffer from agoraphobia, and I don't like to go outside.>Don't worry. I'll be there to protect you from anything dangerous we encounter. If a bear or another ferocious beast attacks us, I'll stand in front of it so that you can escape safely.>All right. I'm coming by in an hour.As promised, Ava comes to your tent. She's dressed all in black, with a short skirt, leather boots, and a witch hat. She's wearing elaborate, Goth makeup, which you assume is what took her an hour to get ready. In her arms, she's holding a chibi sheep doll."This is my sheep, Nunu. She's coming with us to lower my anxiety."You grab the doll's tiny hand. "Hello, Nunu. Nice to meet you. I'm Beto.""There's a trail that leads to the Looking Glass Rock. I thought it would be nice to go and take a look."The town of Pelzer is surrounded by woods, with many beautiful trails to enjoy. Rhododendrons and other wild flowers grow everywhere, and birds sing in the trees. The scent of nature fills the air, making you feel at peace. You never work out, and you're not used to hiking, yet you feel it's the best day you've ever had in your life. Perhaps are you a bit of an outdoor man, and had been waiting for an opportunity to discover it.>>5289918You think more about Lakshmana's advice, and ponder if, in the end, you should follow it. After being an incel for your entire life, it has become very difficult to trust women. >>5289918 For now, you decide to follow your feelings, and you chat with her normally.
"So, what do you do for fun when you stay home?" you ask."Mostly, I browse 4chan, listen to horror music, read creepypastas, and watch anime.""That's so cool.""I'm glad you say that. Most people think I'm boring."You walk silently for several minutes. Ava is not a very talkative person, and she enjoys listening to you speak about your hobbies. The path gently winds up a hill, and when you arrive at the top, a secluded, rocky surface, you can enjoy the sight of a boundless sea of treetops, bathed in the shining sun."It's a perfect day for a picnic."You lie a blanket on the floor. For the meal, you have bought instant ramen, dry sausages, radishes, cucumber, garlic dip sauce, and a bottle of red wine."I hope this is to your taste.""Yes, very much. This is lovely. As an anime enjoyer, instant ramen is part of my normal diet."After drinking wine, your date opens up more. She tells you about her depression. After dropping out of college, she became increasingly reclusive and depressed from not having any goal or purpose in life. She lives day to day, trying to have fun, and not thinking about the future. She feels disconnected from the modern world, and has a tough time socializing. She was bullied in school for her odd interests, and her peers had nicknamed her "the witch"."Bullying is a normal bonding ritual among normies. This is a requirement to gain acceptance from their group. The target of bullying is usually the most intelligent, beautiful and unique person in the environment. As normies have no personality of their own, unique individuals make them feel jealous and threatened.""Thanks for saying that. There's probably no one who thinks like you in South Carolina.""There probably isn't. That's why I came to meet you.""I'm glad you came. I haven't seen the sun or breathed fresh air in a long time. I'm having a great day."Choose your actions. You can pick more than one.>Confess that you were dating someone else in Miami>Perform a ritual together to summon dark creatures [Demonology, difficult]>Walk her back to her house, and ask her father to buy her [Diplomacy, difficult]>Walk her back to her house, holding her hand [Seduction, easy]>Sit closer to her and give her a kiss [Seduction, medium]>Give her a painful death >>5290232>Write-in
>>5289917>we should also text dad, and announce that we've found the love of our lifeI forgot this action so I'll include it in the next turn
>>5291075>Summon some demons together>Then kiss
>>5291075>Give her a painful death I like Ava, but I'm feeling schizophrenic right now
>>5291075Immortalize the love>Hold hands >Then kill her
>>5291075>Hold hands >Then kill her
>>5291088+1There's no reason to kill her so early
>>5291075>>Give her a painful death >>5290232
>>5291107>>5291088Changing my vote to this, my mood passed. I was tempted by the fact that the option was just randomly there, demons seem more fun.
>>5291088>>5291116>>5291217>>5291855>>5291866>>5291871You can roll for the next 3 hours.>Roll 3d100>The first die determines whose roll gets picked>The second die is to summon demons>The third die is to seduce AvaYour Demonology Rank is Average. The Difficult Rank is High. The Demonology DC is 25.Your Seduction Rank is Minuscule. The Difficult Ranks is Minuscule. The Seduction DC is 50.
Rolled 87, 19, 56 = 162 (3d100)>>5291993
Rolled 71, 16 = 87 (2d100)Rolling on the Event Chart >>5287495 to see what sort of demon is summoned.
Rolled 18, 14, 98 = 130 (3d100)>>5291993
>>5292148>A trick of loveHoly shit, kek
>>5283025Turn 9Ritual song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9opZi6PluKI>>5291999Demonology Check: Success Seduction Check: Faliure Q: What demon is summoned?Rolls: 71, 16A: Trick of LoveA succubus"I love you very much, Ava.""Don't say that. You don't know everything about me, yet. Maybe you won't be able to handle me. People always run from me after they get to know me. Such is my fate.""Why do you say that?"She looks down. "I'm crazy, Beto. Really crazy. Sometimes, I lose touch with reality, and I often hear dark, hateful voices in my head. I think I am a bit of a schizo."She seems so frail. You want to hold her in your arms."I wouldn't run from such thing. I need a bit of crazy in my life. What normies refer to as crazy actually means someone who has an open mind, who is connected to the spirit world.""That's a nice way to put it.""I'm a true Chad, and I am not scared of difficulties in a relationship. Hold on, I must text my dad."You take your cellphone out of your pocket.>Hello dad. I'm in the middle of nowhere, in hillbilly town. I proudly report to you that I have found the love of my life. I'll talk to you later."I propose that we summon a demon together. This is the perfect place for a ritual. There is no civilization in miles. It is only you, me, and the primordial inhumanity of nature. We are almost in another universe."You take a black athame, a ceremonial dagger, out of your backpack. You step behind her, and slowly, gently run the blade on her neck. She does not make one move. She's completely defenseless; she's your prey. The thought of killing her crosses your mind. Her pale skin, her delicate veins have such great appeal. What color would her blood have if you stabbed her in this instant? But she's also your love, and you cannot kill her, at least, not so early in the relationship. Your run the knife down her shoulder and her arm. Then, you point the blade on her sheep's neck.
"Nunu will be the perfect sacrificial victim."You forcibly take the doll from her hands, and lie it down on the blanket."I don't want Nunu to die. And isn't it dangerous to attract the attention of an evil entity?""It's dangerous, but we might gain new powers. Which demon would you like to summon?""Hmm... Let's summon Lilith."You light up four candles, one at each corner of the blanket. You take an old, yellowed piece of paper out of your bag. You write on it and stab Nunu in the neck.“Lilith, please receive this offering. I give this truthfully and willingly.”You burn the letter on a flame."What did you write on the letter?" Ava asks."It's not important. It's a ritual I've found in the Succubus General thread of the /x/ board >>>/x/32012793. Focus on the candles and on your darkest desires. If our shared intention is strong, a demon will manifest."You begin to feel a slight feeling of sexual arousal. The feeling gradually increases, until you perceive a strong, invisible presence around you. You vision is blurred for a moment, and Ava squeals."What is it, Ava?""A woman... A woman is here, with us. I hadn't noticed. Why is she there? Who is she?"You take hold of her hand, and for a split second, you share her vision. Her third eye must be more powerful than yours, because you've never been able to see the unseen like that. A tall, horned woman is standing in front of you, on the rocky surface. She has an extremely beautiful, symmetrical face, with an intense, heinous gaze. She's wearing a tight, dark dress that makes her figure appear very curvy. She's gazing at you with a mocking smile, and you feel intimidated. Ava pulls her hand away from you. She's speaking to the woman."You know what I want."You don't like to be ignored. You want Ava's attention to be all on you. You firmly grab her arm, and pull her toward toward you. The presence of the demon has made you much more impulsive. Your thoughts are disordered, and you cannot focus. You attempt to land a kiss on her lips, but she dodges it, and keeps looking at the woman. She seems hypnotized."Yes, I will do anything for it," she says.Choose your action:>Ask the demon to link Ava's lifeforce to yours [Demonology]>Exchange one year of your lifeforce to materialize the demon [Demonology]>Attempt to seduce the demon [Seduction, difficult]>End the ritual and pull back Ava to reality>Write-in
>>5292207>Ask the demon to link Ava's lifeforce to yoursObviously, since she is the love of our life and we already told our dad and everything. We gotta' make sure she doesn't get away.
>>5292224Woah woah woah, let's not be hasty. She could be the love of our death too. We still need to prepare for the possibility of having to bash her head in with a lamp if we misunderstand some small retarded issue caused by a lack of communication. >Exchange one year of your lifeforce to materialize the demon [Demonology]
>>5292207>Attempt to seduce the demon [Seduction, difficult]
>>5292245+1Having a demon around could be cool
>>5292224>>5292358>>5292363>Roll 2d100>The first die determines whose roll gets picked>The second die is to link Ava's lifeforce to yoursYour Demonology Rank is Average. The Difficult Rank is Average. The Demonology DC is 50.
Rolled 83, 45 = 128 (2d100)>>5293179
>>5293183Nobody else roll, and I'm pretty sure we win.
Rolled 91, 98 = 189 (2d100)>>5293179>>5293185who told you i play to win?
Rolled 75, 15, 22 = 112 (3d100)For the 10th turn, I'm rolling for a random event.>First roll is on the Focus Table, picrel>Second and third rolls are on the Event Tables >>5287495
>>5283025Turn 10Pornography warning: this chapter features hand holdingDemonology check: Success  >>5293183>>5293397Random Event Focus: PC PositiveEvent: Gratify of Energy [15, 22]"Ava, snap out of it!"She shakes her head, as if she had woken up from a dream."This demoness is full of tricks. Don't listen to her. She can't do anything in the material world, because we have summoned her, and she's from another world.""She said she would give me what I want if I let her inhabit my body." She hesitates. "She said she would make you love me forever."You feel angry. If the demomn had entered her body, she would have never gotten it back. She would have died. You want to be united with her, but there's a problem. You have previously performed a ritual to attract the love of another girl: Chelsea. Now, you are tied to her by an invisible, ethereal cord. This is the meaning, of the Two of Pentacles tarot card: you are tied to two different girls. A shameful situation for a virgin sorcerer, but how could have you known that dating was so easy?"Demoness! We shall not fall for your tricks!"A circle of flames appears around the blanket. You can see the succubus inside of it, with you and Ava. She does not speak or move, but you can feel her desire to torture and destroy your soul. You know that she can't harm you directly, unless you allow her to. Demons can only torment mortals when the mortals allow them. What makes them dangerous is the power of their personality, which break the mortals' common sense and instinct of self-preservation."I command you to link my lifeforce and Ava's lifeforce together. My offering to you is the other Pentacle. You may use my connection to her and do as you please."The candles are blown out by the breeze coming from the cliff, and the feeling of otherworldliness disappears."What just happened?" Ava asks."I offered to the demon a worthless connection from my past. You and I are now tied to one another.""Are you sure that's what you want? We've just met each other.""I'm a passionate man. I know what I want when I see it. And what I want is you.""Thanks. I hope you won't regret it."You fold the blanket and put the supplies back in your backpack. While walking, you think back about what happened. You accompany Ava to her doorstep, and leave to your tent. Now that the anger has dropped, you feel a bit of fear. This is the most dangerous ritual you've ever performed. The adrenaline rush has dropped, and you access 4chan on your laptop with trembling hands. You browse to the /x/ board, and post about your exploits. Unfortunately, no one believes you, and you feel isolated. You might have committed a major sin. By offering your connection to Chelsea to her, the succubus will be able to torment her. You don't know if this will taint your soul, but you think it was worth it. Ava is worth everything.
Random Event (PC Positive): Gratification of your EnergyWhen night falls, Ava comes by your camp. You make a fire and drink cheap beers together."Beto, where are we headed, now?""I don't know. The world is unpredictable. The only thing I can be certain of is that we will keep each other company. I will be by your side, no matter how dark or frightening the world around us gets. We have attracted the attention of evil spirits, so we will have to remain vigilant.""That's fine. I will ask my goddess, Mother Nature, for protection. She offers her protection to all those who are respectful and pure of intention."The sorcery practiced by Ava is different from yours. She's a white witch who worships nature and channels positive forces. Despite this, she was not scared. The strength of her soul is incredible.You take her hand in your palm. She looks at you in the eyes, and smile. You land a kiss on her hand, and you can smell the flowery perfume of her skin. Most humans have a rancid natural smell, and the worst roasties are said to smell like rotten fish. In contrast, Ava's smell is exquisite."I had waited my entire life to meet you, my dear Beto. We will spend this night together."You really don't know where you are headed. You don't know how you will handle your first argument. You don't know if you will kill each other, or live old. But in the present, you are experiencing the greatest, reciprocated love, and that's all you ever cared about. Now that you've held hands, you are no longer an incel. Your destiny has been fulfilled.Love Meter: 100%, permanent statusThe end>>5293257Too late. You've won the quest.
>>5293444Thanks for running, Oh Accursed One and Foe of Old.Archiving this? It was a pretty neat experimental one-shot, and I think it warrants it. Also wouldn't be averse to a sequel about two NEET 4chan occultists navigating relationships and modern mysticism with only 4chan memes to go by.
>>5293444Nice! A little on the short side, but wrapped up well. Thanks for running Wux. I always enjoy the stuff you run using the Mythic system.
>>5293444BOOOO! Ay, J.K. Raw-Dick! That was real gay, my nigga!
>>5293462>Archiving this?I have added it to my archive:https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Mythic+RPG>>5293479>A little on the short sideI had planned for 3 rounds of dating and about 15 turns, but Beto performed better than expected.I'll start a new quest in a few hours.
>>5294472Yeah. Can't blame you for the shortness, of course, since... Well, we just made decent decisions and won, that was all. Looking forward to the next one later.
I invite you to Modern Blue Goblin Quest >>5294551This will be the same type of quest, but more random.