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OH SHIT NIGGA. You're gonna be on an """epic""" space adventure! The Galatic Empire's crown princess has been captured or some shit. And it's up to you to solve this problem!
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>>5383541
Wooh yeah
Those stars are gonna explore themselves!
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>>5383543
>Those stars are gonna explore themselves!
Sexually!
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>>5383541
How cool is our Spaceship?
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>>5383541
damn where'd the budget go
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>>5383545
Of course. You need a ship. And a ship needs its captain.

Choose a character model

>>5383547
What budget
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>>5383550
yeah, this looks straight out of the bargain bin

come on
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>>5383550
Where are the real character models, OP?
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ah now this is some vintage quest art here *sips monster* look at all the SOVL
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>>5383551
>>5383552
Clearly you can't appreciate true art
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5383555
Let's go with the bubble with the skull on it
Fuck these graphic whores
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>>5383555
but we're saying there's no budget
what happened to the budget?
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>>5383555
I like skull helmet guy too yeah
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>>5383558
Woah there son, language. This is a christian image board
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>>5383555
Fine, lets pick the skull helmet guy. But can we get a hat for his helmet too?
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>>5383562
WAIT A MINUTE IN THE BOTTOM LEFT
THE BUDGET
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>>5383562
That pay box! OPEN IT! TAKE THE MONEY AND OPEN IT!
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>>5383564
>>5383565
How dare you access the on-disk DLC without paying
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5383568
I do what I must to save us from evil
Also what's with the mystery box
Ooo smuggler sounds good
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>>5383568
Damn OP, why you have to hold out on us when the real models are this swanky.

Lets go with the cool Operative.
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>>5383569
what mystery box
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>>5383572
BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER
GET IT
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5383572
In the bottom right corner there silly
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>>5383573
>>5383574
There aint anything down there, you need glasses
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5383575
It's moving OP! CATCH IT! ITS IN THE UPPER LEFT! USE A NET!
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>>5383575
it's in top left now
stop moving it
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>>5383577
>>5383578
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>>5383580
is that THE roberts?
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5383580
Space pirate Fart yeah!
LETS GOOOOOO!
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>>5383580
Nice coat. I'm still on #TeamOperative though.
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>>5383581
Yes that do be the space pirate Edward Roberts. The pre-order bonus
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5383585
I'm going with Luke the Brother
i'm gonna roll for it
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5383585
Lock in and rock on!
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5383585
Lock in Operative. Lets pick our spaceship.
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>>5383586
>an 8 out of 100

Everyone point at him and laugh
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5383592
my pride as a dice roller...
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>>5383594
>suddenly gets a 94
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>>5383591
>>5383595
Damn, pirates are so much cooler.
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>>5383595
I'm still going with my boy Luke
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5383580
Operative has the widest helmet screen ensuring optimal awareness and protection, I choose him
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>>5383597
Red team is best team.
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>>5383600
He has a red scarf
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>>5383600
>>5383599
Operative = Chosen One????
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>>5383600
>>5383601
The pirate I mean
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5383595
Pirate
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Seems it's between these 3 choices. Good. No girls allowed.

To elaborate on each choice:

The Brother:
- Is named Luke
- spooky scary skeletons
- The princess he's looking for isn't actually the captured princess from the Galactic Empire
- Only guy out of the three that can survive the vacuum of space

The Space Pirate:
- Is named Edward Roberts
- Just finished a previous adventure, dropping off his previous crew. Is now looking for a new one
- Plans to get the princess for his own nefarious means
- Starts with his own pre-upgraded ship

The Operative:
- You can name him yourself
- Sent by the Galactic Empire to get the princess back
- Only guy with official government backing
- He has the longest coat
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>>5383609
>The Operative:
Can't argue with the Coat. It is the longest.
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>>5383609
I like to make a silent takedown, give me the operative
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5383609
Pirate
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>>5383609
PIRATE
because we can look for cool dudes for our crew
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>>5383609
keeping my vote for the brother to be different from everyone else
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>>5383609
I like Luke, but pirate
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>>5383616
>>5383609
oh shit I switch my vote to brother
>>5383616
>>5383619
if you guys choose brother I'll choose him too
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hey now where's my space yuri conquest that I bribed good honest money for
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Unless I counted wrong this is the current vote
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>>5383609
Operative has more red so I pick him
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>>5383624
I change up my vote to brother
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>>5383624
Pirate
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>>5383621
Sorry mate, I'll stay at pirate
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>>5383624
I vote for the syndicate operative
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>>5383624
brother
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>>5383623
Oh right of course. Here is my completely unbiased and definitely not sponsored ad read for this one character:

"she's an evil space commander out to conquer all the straight women"

Yes
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>>5383629
bro but skeletons
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>>5383624
I will vote brother
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>>5383628
With pirate we can have all 3>>5383634
>>5383633
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>>5383633
I vote for the brother
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>>5383634
Brother has no chance of winning right now, but if you join us in the Operative Corner we can defeat the pirates.
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>>5383634
Yes, but pirates
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>>5383638
doubters be gone
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Do not believe Operative lies. Brother currently has the same amount of votes
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>>5383633
No one wants to be a lesbian, not even lesbians want to be lesbian.
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>>5383641
yeah but operative dudes
have you ever had a a sausage before?
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

This is taking to long. Lets solve this diplomatically.
One d100 for each character, first come first serve. Announce your characters die in your post. Highest die wins.

Rolling for Operative.
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>>5383641
We sure someone isn't just changing their IP?
>>5383644
Gay
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>>5383641
My vote stay's pirate, but if it does get into a deadlock between operative and brother, I will go Brother
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>>5383641
BROTHER
>>5383645
NO
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5383645
Roll ing for Pirate
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>>5383645
How dare you propose this without clearance.

BUt yeah everyone roll 1d100 and announce your pick
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5383651
Still voting for Operator operating operationally
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>>5383651
>>5383649
This one counts right?
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5383651
BROTHER
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>5383654
Yes
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5383651
Dang, so much for democracy, pirate
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5383651
operative. Unless it's 100 then it's commander babyy

>>5383642
blasphemy
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5383651
Operative
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>>5383659
Oh shit surprise finish!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5383651
brother
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>operativesfags trying not to vote for previous protagonists
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>>5383659
Dangit!
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>>5383665
I know lesbians are annoying and suck
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no lesbians today
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>>5383670
you're making a mistake
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Dice was rigged! I demand a recount of the highest level and use my loaded dice to let me win!
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>>5383667
Ah well what can one do Officer is hotter anyhow
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>>5383675
Yeah, if only Juliani was here, he'd fight for the criminals
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Did the operative kill Op?
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>>5383679
Maybe OP was the captured princess we needed to rescue all along.
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>>5383681
I knew Opee would kidnap him someday
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>>5383681
The Op's are the princesses that we meet along the way
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The Operative cut my internet.

Anyway here be your ship choices. Going from top left clockwise: Smallest-Small-Medium-Large
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>>5383685
Where is the ship with large tits!
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>>5383685
BOTTOM RIGHT
BIG DICK LARGE BATTLESHIP
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>>5383685
I like large but since we're the operative, small
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>>5383685
Small. Enough to carry the Operative and an elite team to resuce to the princess, but not large enough to attract suspicion.
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>>5383685
I would say large but that doesn't fit with the operative style and we pick small OP would take it as an opportunity to make dick jokes at our expense. So I'll say medium
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>>5383692
>>5383697
yeah okay but what if the battleship has a cloaking system fellas
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>5383701
Sorry anon, but I am torn, so I'll let the dice decide 1 is small, 2 is large, 3 is smallest
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>>5383703
>rolls 1d2 gets 2
that's a large vote
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>>5383703
>>5383697
>>5383685

Well, can't argue with the dice. We need a massive Battleship. Our standard mode of operation: Fucking Sledgehammer.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5383689
My vote goes to big titty ship
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>>5383704
Appears so, you win this round
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>>5383692
>>5383697
>>5383700
Of course. The small ship. Fast. Compact. Enough to hold at most a team of 6 unlike the Smallest ship, which has a max space of 2 people. Good amount of weapon space but nothing too big. You won't have a mecha or aircraft hangar inside this thing like the medium or large ships. Generally fast enough to not get hit in combat. Unless the dice hates you.

It's small. It's compact. Like your dick heyooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>5383707
Aw shuwcks
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>>5383709
we got two votes for large now
WE NEED THAT MECHA /AIRCRAFT hangar
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>>5383706
We possess the greatest power of the government, graft of the state budget
>>5383709
> Unless the dice hates you
Yeah...wouldn't that be...funny
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>>5383709
We're an indecisive bunch. Give us the Battleship, we keep the small ship in it's hangar for stealth insertions.
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>>5383712
I'll go big or go home
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>>5383709
wait so what's winning now I'm confused

I guess I'll vote large? It would be nice to have the small ship in the hanger though
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>>5383712
>>5383715
>>5383715
>>5383716
>>5383717
Ah yes. The Stealth Battleship. Clearly the Empire is spending its budget wisely. Fastest battleship-class vessel around. Plenty of space for weaponry, can even splurge on a hangar to hold smaller ships/mechs/aircrafts/your mom. A cloaking device helps in actually being stealthy as a fucking battleship.

You can bully smaller class ships easily....just don't think you can square up head on against other non-stealth battleships tho. Getting a ship this size to go this fast needed some sacrifices.
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>>5383719
LOCK IN
lets go
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>>5383719
But what's in the medium ship?
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>>5383719
Lets get going. The Space Princess won't save herself.
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>>5383719
let's mod the hangar bay to make an original xbox gaming room
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>>5383719
All paid by the state and budget gained by totally legitimate means that didn't involve blackmail and corruption
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>>5383721
Hopes and dreams

also it's the only one that can pretend to be a cargo freighter
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>>5383719
yeah I'll lock that in
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Right. The State has given you 10 points to spend on ship customization

First things first:
A large ship like this needs a crew. Unlike your personal squad of field agents, these fuckers are generic nameless NPCs that are only here to keep the ship running.

Free: Let the onboard AI maintain itself so you don't have to pay anybody's salary you cheap fuck. Spend 1 point and the AI can manifest itself as a hologram

1 point: Regular crew - A regular ol' human crew. handpicked to keep quiet about whatever happens on your missions

2 Points: Robot crew - Unlike the human one they don't even talk. Will keep things in tip top shape. They don't even eat

3 Points: All of the above! What a steal!
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>>5383729
regular crew
robots too expensive bros
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>>5383729
Regular crew with extra point spent on AI hologram
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>>5383729
0 points: skeleton crew. as in the bare minimum to keep it running. But also they're skeletons.
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>>5383729
Regular Crew

We need to cash to get big bazonga guns and more armor plating.
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regular crew is fine
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>>5383732
Not for the faint of heart
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I just hope they don't speak Kikongo
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>>5383736
SKELETON CREW
LOCK IN
lmao
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>>5383736
Skelly crew best crew let's GOOO
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>>5383739
>>5383741
Skeleton Crew chosen. Now you can pick from this selection of Ship Upgrades:

Everything costs 1 point:
- Extra Guns
- Torpedoes
- Tachyon Lance
- Neutron Bombs
- Ship Sword
- Drone Strike crafts
- The Small Ship
- Personal Mech
- Skullstation X 64
- VR training pods
- Upgraded medical facilities
- Extra Armored Hull
- Regenerative Nanobot Hull
- Coffee Machine
- Food replicator
- Ship arms
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>>5383752
Personal Mech
skullstationx 64
Torpedoes
Regen hull
Small ship
Food replicator
Ship arms
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>>5383752
Extra guns
ship sword
Drones
Small ship
Mech
Skullstation
Food replicator
Ship arms for lockpicking
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>>5383752
>Extra Guns
>Extra Guns
>Extra Guns
>The Small Ship
>Extra Armored Hull
>Extra Armored Hull
>Regenerative Nanobot Hull
>Skullstation X 64
>Drone Strike crafts
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>>5383752
>extraguns
>torpedoes
>tachyon lance
>neutron bombs
for firepower

>the small ship
>personal mech
for the hangar bay
>extra armored hull
>regenerative nanobothull
for survivability

>ship arms
because everyone else chose it
>skullstation x64 for demos
for videogames
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>>5383757
>>5383756
>>5383755
>>5383752
How about we all make a list and the ones we all have incommon is the parts we choose
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admittedly, we could possibly just get all the meme options and have a really comfortable ride
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Here's the real build:

10 Skullstations
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Quick, roll 1d100 and then your list of upgrades. Highest gets it
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5383769
>>5383758
I think mine is the most practical I guess
It has firepower, hangar bay options, survivability and QoL options
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5383762
Games powah
>>5383760
- Extra Guns
3 votes
- Torpedoes
2 votes
- Tachyon Lance
1 vote
- Neutron Bombs
1 vote
- Ship Sword
1 vote
- Drone Strike crafts
2 votes
- The Small Ship
4 votes
- Personal Mech
3 votes
- Skullstation X 64
5 votes
- Ship arms
All votes
>>5383769
Extra guns
ship sword
Drones
Small ship
Mech
Skullstation
Food replicator
Ship arms for lockpicking
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5383769
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>Extra Guns
>Extra Guns
>Tachyon Lance
>The Small Ship
>Extra Armored Hull
>Upgraded medical facilities
>Regenerative Nanobot Hull
>Skullstation X 64
>Drone Strike crafts
Amended the list slightly, get us that Tachyon Lance to cut up niggas like with no problems. Also the bigger med bay for our Field Agents so they can live more.
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>>5383772
>not picking 10 tachyon lances
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>>5383777
I am a dual blade main in monster hunter, get off my back
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>>5383777
Lance is boring as fook
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>>5383777
A ship with no games is not a ship
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>>5383777
Lets hope we don't end up regretting leaving the Tachyon lance behind.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5383769
Extra Guns
Tachyon Lance
Small ship
Personal Mech
Skullstation
Extra Armored Hull
Regenerative Nanobot Hull
Ship Arms
Torpedoes
Drone Strike Crafts
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With 8 upgrades picked. You have 2 more points to spend. Pick your starting field agents. Each one costs 1 point.

- Skull Soldier : The state has given you an enhanced super soldier . He has a strange quirk where he likes to decorate his armor with skulls and bones. Goes berserk if anybody says his bone markings look like penises
- Joseph : The state has paid good money for this merc to assist you on your mission. Good as muscle and intimidation tool. Has an energy axe.
- Killbot S25 : Top of the line murderbot, will listen to your every command. Especially the ones having to do with murder.
- Dragon Witch: Is a witch. With the power to channel dragons. Don't ask me how that works
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>>5383795
>Joseph
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>>5383795
Joseph and Killbot S25, We can find a woman later down the line
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>>5383795
Joseph for muscle and toy sales, dragon witch as token girl and to get the waifufag audience
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>>5383795
Dragon Witch
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>>5383795
Murder bot
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>>5383795
Dragon witch
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Confirm Y/N
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5383795
WAIT WAIT FUCJK I WAS EATING DRAGON WITCH DRAGON WITCH
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>>5383806
Y
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>>5383806
Y
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>>5383806
Y
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>>5383808
>>5383809
>>5383810
Only one thing left now before you embark on your mission to rescue the princess.

Would you like to name your Operative and Ship? Or would you prefer to leave them nameless, keep things [REDACTED]
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>>5383817
Da Dude and Da Ship
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>>5383818
Works for me
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>>5383817
K.D and S.W, No I will not elaborate on what they mean
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>>5383817
Zen and his ship the Hot Cheeto
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>>5383820
Sure
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Roll 1d100, highest gets it
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5383825
BONER and ButtSex
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5383825
>>5383820
Check 'em
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5383825
No Name and Government Ship ST-100
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5383825
Just keep everything [REDACTED] we'll reveal the name at the end
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5383825
Da Dude and Da Ship 89
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5383825
>>5383821
sorry late roll
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

Ship and Operative
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>>5383830
Alright Agent No Name. You are a faceless Galactic Empire Operative. The crown princess has been captured by the rebels! While the imperial navy launches a frontal assault, your mission is to sneak through the battle lines, find out where the princess is and extract her. Aboard your customized ship ST-100, you have gathered a quite literal skeleton crew and 2 more field agents to assist you on this mission.

Success means getting a medal of honor, promotions, pay increase, stopping the rebel scum and also a free Coffee Machine

Failure means death, naturally.

Having just left the secret Imperial Shipyard, your Stealth Battleship is on course to travel through the less commonly used sectors and hyperlanes. But systems have detected a stray Rebel ship. What do you do?
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>>5383830
Ooo, mysterious. I wonder who we really are.
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>>5383837
Punch self in face
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>>5383837
Check the skeleton crew
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5383837
>>5383840
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5383837
Observe it from afar
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>>5383837
Trail the Rebel ship
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>>5383837
How big is the Rebel ship?

If small/medium sized: Do a Stealth Insertion with the Small Ship. Bring Joseph with you. Attempt to acquire intel on the whereabouts of the Princess by accessing the computer logs or by kidnapping the captain.

If it's large blow it to smithereens.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

Play skullstation while skeleton crew trails the rebel ship
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Naturally, from now on, roll 1d100 with your reply, highest number gets picked to be the action

>>5383841
Most of the general population doesn't know about the Empire's dabbling in necromancy. Even in death, a citizen can still be of service. Also they don't eat so that's a load off your concern about food supplies
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5383847
what's that guy in front's name
can we promote him?
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5383847
mmmm skeleton...right observe it for a bit, what kind of ship are we dealing with?
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>>5383849
Really? This is what I get a 100 for?
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>>5383851
can you promote our dude
he's cool
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>>5383851
Yes.
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>>5383851
Hmm yes. I am sure now this skeleton is commander material now
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>>5383854
I was starting to doubt the skeleton vibes we'd get from this quest but now I feel reaffirmed
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>>5383849
Rebel Ship observation started.

Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda ship it is:

60-100: A small rebel ship
30-59: A medium rebel ship
2-29: A large rebel ship
1: The rebel's secret weapon
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Rolled 73, 3 = 76 (2d100)

>>5383857
>rebel's secret weapon
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Rolled 61, 91 = 152 (2d100)

>>5383857
How dare they ask for things like the right to vote and freedom.
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Rolled 44, 7 = 51 (2d100)

>>5383857
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Rolled 80, 60 = 140 (2d100)

>>5383857
Oh it's a big one.
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Rolled 72, 92 = 164 (2d100)

>>5383857
How many secret weapons can a rebel group have?
>>5383858
Very close
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Rolled 1, 60 = 61 (2d100)

>>5383857
Hey look, we’re approaching a small moon
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>>5383866
Damn, wrong order for the sekrit weapon. Nice try though.
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Rolled 38, 91 = 129 (2d100)

>>5383857
Its me
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>>5383863
Well not that big.
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>>5383875
Let's send in our boys for a boarding action with the small ship
Dragon lady, Joseph and ourselves so we can show off our personal combat skills
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5383875
>>5383877
roll
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>>5383541
I like the way you draw
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5383877
>>5383875
Yes, let us board and gather intel.
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>>5383875
Can we use our ship hands to grab them?
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5383875
Board it with me, Joseph and Dragon Witch, and few skeleton mooks
Skeleton #346 yer in charge
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5383885
All aboard the stealth ship.

Roll 1d100 against mine, highest roll counts

You have +60 Stealth bonus
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5383891
Just swarm in
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5383891
Huur ok!?
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5383891
lets get that bread
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5383891
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5383891
That's some good detection tech they got
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5383891
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>>5383897
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5383891
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>>5383903
Initiate STANDARD INSERTION PROCEDURES
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5383903
nice lets infiltrate with our boy joseph and dragon witch + some skeleton backup
also can we get some color with some red accents? that dark red color in particular, OP
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5383903
Sneak inside
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5383903
Now, violate their rear entrance with the boarding party!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5383903
try not to sneeze
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>>5383908
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5383914
time to make a silent takedown
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>>5383914
>>5383916
Show off our extensive knowledge of CQC
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5383914
Grab and interrogate him
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5383921
Roll 1d100 against mine, highest roll counts

You have +50 Stealth bonus
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5383925
GIVE HIM A HUG
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5383925
Come friend, tell me about your day
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>>5383925
>autowin
our CQC bonus is too good
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5383925
WHY DO YOU WEAR THE MASK?
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>no name is red
>USSR was red
>both have stealth bonuses
Coincidence?
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>>5383930
>>5383925
IF WE PULL IT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5383925
Faces are illegal space man
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>>5383930
"w-what?! Who the hell are you?!"

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A REBEL
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5383939
TELL ME ABOUT THE REBEL LEADER, WHY DOES HE BETRAY THE EMPIRE...a-are we under the silencing spell, Dragon Witch?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5383939
intimdate him into joining us
we're gonna do this full shotasniffer style
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>>5383941
You mean killing him and letting the necromancers work their magic?
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5383939
Intimidate him. You will tell us all you know. What is your mission here? Who is your captain? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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>>5383942
No I mean we can just intimidate him into joining
he seems like an alright dude
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5383939
CRASHING THIS SHIP
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5383939
It doesnt matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>>5383941
>>5383942
+1 skeleton crew
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>>5383941
That's not a terrible plan. If we can intimidate enough rebel ships to join our cause we can build our own fleet to rescue the Princess. I'm sure we'll get a nice holiday bonus if we bring back more ships than we started with.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5383939
"Where's the captain?"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5383941
Roll 1d100

You have +60 bonus
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5383956
>autowin with muscle
fulton this guy outta here
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5383956
>auto-success
Fucking easy
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5383956
USE OUR STANDO POWAH
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5383956
We have skullstation and food
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>>5383957
The rebel was thoroughly intimidated to the point of almost shitting his pants. He was then secured up on your Stealth Ship, soon to be delivered back to your ST-100 in order to undergo brainwashin---I mean, re-education. Yeah.

Anyway, with him dealt with, you have the rest of the rebels inside the ship to neutralize.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5383971
Activate our cloak to move through the ship undetected
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>>5383971
>>5383972
One by one, scare them into compliance
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5383956
ANSWER ME
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5383971
SNEAK DAT SHIT
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5383971
ask the dragon witch to cast dragon
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5383971
Scoot around
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5383975
Roll 1d100 against mine, highest roll counts

You have +50 Stealth bonus
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5383983
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5383983
A fugg
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5383983
on your tippy toes for an extra +1 bonus
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5383983
Tap dance through them mines
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5383983
CAPSLOCK FOR EXTRA STEALTH
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>>5383991
"Captain, our sensors caught something. I'm not sure what it is, but there seems to be something right in front of us"
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>>5383992
Dump our Flour Supply so we can see the invisible enemy!
They won't see it coming
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5383992
>>5383993
turn their seats around to face us and INTIMIDATE them
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5383992
Intimidation time
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5383992
Steal their clothes
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5383996
>>5383994
>>5383993
With gusto
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5383999
>>5383992
Activate extreme intimidation! Spin their chairs around so fast they get ill from it.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5383999
Roll 1d100

You have +60 bonus
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5384009
Gentlemen, I do believe we need a talk.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5384009
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5384009
holy shit hiring joseph was the best decision ever
WELCOME TO THE CREW BOYS
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5384009
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>>5384009
VELL VELL VELL MIEN REBLE-LION
VHAT DO VE HAVE CHHERE?
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5384017
>>5384009
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>>5384011
They surrender. And with that, the rebel ship was effectively neutralized. Soon you return to your ST-100 with the rebels in tow. Now in your custody, they are at your mercy.

And now I gotta go. It's almost 6AM and i have completely fucked up my sleep schedule. See ya next time

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5384023
Ship secured, zero casualties + no detection. SSS rank obtained, easy first session boys.
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Gotta concert the captured rebels into skeletons to up the spooky crew
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5384023
>return to the thread and continue posting
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>>5384023
>see ya next time
no
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wouldnt it be cool that they were all girls under the helmet and like and then they held hands or something
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>>5386533
No girls allowed in the sausage party, you dirty lesbo
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>>5386533
Romance? In my notapaladin game? I think not

Captcha:gay00r
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>>5386533
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>>5386533
dragon witch's head is a helmet?
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>>5386552
Spooky
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>>5386552
I mean she has that dragon skull on her head
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>>5386544
The only ship is OP x Your money
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>>5386563
I thought it was ST-100
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>>5386563
If you say so
*jingles pennies in a metal cup*
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>>5386563
Lets interrogate our captives and make them part of the ship, part of the crew.
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>>5386567
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5386575
Right where were we, ah yes the ship and captives uhhh...upload whatever info they have on it and get interrogating!
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>>5386576
Alright. Interrogatin' time
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5386594
"Not telling info I want? That's a paddlin'"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5386594
"What's the sekrit rebel weapon?"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5386594
pull out a picture of the space princess and say "have you seen her? We can't find her we're worried"
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5386599
"what? uhmm....uh,...."

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5386612
You will tell us the rebel secrets.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5386612
WHERE IS IT!? WHY DO YOU WEAR A MASK? TELL ME ABOUT REBEL LEADER! WHY WERE YOU HERE!? WHERE IS THE PRINCESS!?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5386612
Table bash.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5386612
employ good cop bad cop tactics
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5386612
TELL ME ABOUT THE REBELS, WHY DO THEY CAPTURE THE PRINCESS?
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>>5386615
"Well obviously, the princess is being held at Rebel Command, which is in---"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5386629
Hm...did I give him explosive pill?
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5386629
Try to commit literal necromancy.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5386629
throw him out of the ship
"he didn't fly so good! who's next?"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5386631
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5386629
Another one for the Skeleton Crew. Screen the next patient for explosive material.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5386638
Hmmm
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5386638
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>>5386641
No. You definitely didn't mix up the truth serum pills with the head exploding pills this time. This rebel had a bomb inside his head as a failsafe
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5386646
Oh bugger, do we have like memory extractor?
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5386646
His head exploded when he said where the base was located, so ask him where the base is not located
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5386646
Peruse corpse.
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>>5386648
Unfortunately, no.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5386661
Okay lets do what the other voice said and ask them where the base IS NOT located
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5386661
use their ship's comm systems to ask their superiors directly
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5386661
Should've gottent the Advanced Medbay upgrade so we could've removed the bombs from these people's brains while keeping them alive.
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>>5386664
Good thing you haven't ran out of captured rebels. yet.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5386686
key his armor's paint until he talks
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5386686
New plan. Kill him, Necromance him and then remove the bomb in the skull. Then we can get the intel without him going kaboom.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5386686
They are stray rebels, so ask where were they going, maybe only the location of the main base is confidential.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5386700
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5386703
Where were you planning on taking the milk and cigarettes in the hold, Unnamed Henchman #2?
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>>5386705
Turns out the got lost from the main fleet when their nav computer went haywire for a bit because nobody bothered to do maintenance. Were planning to find their way to the nearest rebel outpost and contact HQ from their, pretending that they managed to evade an Imperial pursuit force in a super cool adventure of their own
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5386712
great, tell them to keep doing that then tail them stealthily
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5386712
Thank you, loyal citizen of the Galactic Empire. Do not worry, you will still go on that super cool adventure of yours. After your 're-education' of course.

I will not lie, you will be brainwashed. You will eat the meat in the cafeteria, you will have a room of your own. You will play Skullstatin X and fight your former comrades, and you will be happy.
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>>5386718
"Aww man."
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5386722
No, my friend. Turn that frown upside down.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5386722
Welcome to the crew, i hope you can find your inner skeleton
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>>5386727
"Everyone knows skeletons aren't real"
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>>5386735
>>5386735
You are a skeleton
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5386735
There is a Skeleton inside of you right now.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5386735
Do not talk back to me

You are now on janitorial duty until I say otherwise
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>>5386741
"See, this is how rebellions start"
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>>5386745
The fire rises
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5386745
Quiet, you. To the Forced Conversion Therapy Chamber with this man. There you will come to find that Skeletons are more real than you would like to believe.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5386745
You say that now, but once you are put into the new and improved Imperial Brainwashing Program you will love whatever job your superior officer gives you
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5386745
Don't talk back to me young man! Into the dunce corner!
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>>5386757
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>>5386765
Let's go talk to one of our skeletons
>>5383847
this guy right here, I wanna promote him and give him a cool outfit
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5386765
It's for your own good, son. Now, send someone to repair the nav computer of the Rebel Ship. Maybe we can extract the travel data to the nearby rebel outpost from it,
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5386765
>>5386770
I keep forgetting to roll
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>>5386765
dice+d100

Do we really gotta brainwash this guy? he seems pretty chill
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5386771
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5386780
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5386780
Where is the rebel base? And don't give me that Dantooine crap everyone says.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5386780
use our imperial mainframe breacher
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>>5386783
It took a while to fix the rebel ship's nav computer. But it finally bore fruit, the Rebel HQ is located on an ex-Imperial planet. It was one of the first to fell to the rebels at the start of the current galactic conflict, now you have intel confirming that it now holds the Rebel High Command, AND is where they're taking the princess.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5386788
Can we get more skeletons to man the rebel ship and have it join our fleet?
Like promote a skeleton to officer to command this ship
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5386788
Computational device! Chart our way to the rebel HQ!
Is there any chance we could get a planet cracking weapon on the way there?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5386788
Skeleton crew FTW
Stealth our way to the rebel hq
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>>5386792
We should convert our current stash of rebels to loyal skeletons first. They would know any Rebel codes that would let us approach outposts and other Rebel ships so we could capture them too.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5386792
Roll 1d100 to see if you can promote a nameless skeleton into being named character
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5386797
Jesus Christ the dice rig on that one.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5386797
Oh fuck our label budget!
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>>5386800
Unfortunately none of the crew have gained enough experience to lead their own ship yet. Maybe later.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5386803
Damn. Well, let's convert the rebels to loyals skeleton crew members.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5386803
Oh well plot the course and throw the unruly rebels into the skeletonizer, except for the one in dunce corner
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5386803
Let's make some skeletons then
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5386803
call high command tell them you know where thez princess is, mission complete, going home boys and girls
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5386803
Start skullstation
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>>5386812
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5386828
YO IS THAT LOLISNIFFER
let's play
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5386828
Stream snipe rebel leader
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>>5386829
In true Skeleton fashion, you won fair and square against all challengers
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5386832
lets see if we can get more games for the skullstation in the future like skeleton island
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>>5386833
Yes. But everyone knows this is the only game you'll ever need
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5386837
get out of here todd howard
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>>5386839
And that's it for this session, I uh, gotta go. We'll continue 2morrow.

Probably.

Maybe

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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When did they ported skullrim to the skullstation
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>>5386803
Let's shake down the rebels for any codes and secret phrases and then steal their uniforms after skeletonizing them
>>
So basically our MC is Daft Punk.
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>>5386843
Tomorrow will be harder, better, faster, stronger
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5386843
Anubis judges OP not worthy of heaven
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Where's the bread OP?
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>>5386843
Where's the bread OP
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>>5390084
>>5390158
The food replicator heard your command
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5390160
Display approving emote on your helmet
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>>5390161
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5390163
Eat through your suit, for they must not know your face, ON PAIN OF DEATH.
Also you really liked that Daft Punk look
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5390163
punch self in the face
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>>5390166
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5390171
Time to save the princess!
Full speed ahead to rebel's HQ!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5390171
>>5390174
Display Acquire Damsel on your face visor to tell everyone your objective
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>>5390174
Engaging FTL Travel, moving through hyper lane to the next sector

Who wanna roll for encounters
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>>5390178
>rolling for encounters
oh boy, my favorite!
Surely, nothing will ever go wrong
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5390178
>>5390181
I prolly should roll tho
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>>5390178
>>5390181
haha imagine that
haha
ha
hm
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>>5390183
Engaging radar, beep boop

Roll 1d100

90-100: oh sweet free stuff
70-89: Empire Outpost
50-69: Enemy Encounter
30-49: Event
5-29: Space Monster
1-4: The crushing ennui of modern life. And also a black hole.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5390190
URAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5390190
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>>5390191
>anon actually gets a good roll

No, impossible
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5390194
smash OP in the face
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5390194
But what free stuff
>>
>>5390194
I will unleash the 24 Horus on you if you refuse us the good rolls, OP
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>>5390195
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5390199
Alright, let's see those loot rolls for free stuff
maybe a ship upgrade or a free mech with a named character
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5390197
>>5390200
>>5390199
Captcha: SWATSG
>>
oh shit I got distracted which resulted in a good roll so it's all good
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5390199
it's cheese probably
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>>5390201
Commander, sensors have picked up something. There seems to have been a battle here recently, and among the debris, there is a lone container, still intact.
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>>5390206
Hmm. Check that container with our scanners, any living beings inside?
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5390206
scan it for livesignatures
just in case
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5390206
>>5390207
A container...or a cryosleep pod
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>>5390206
More Elite crew members? Lets get the lootbox!
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>>5390207
>>5390208
>>5390210
>>5390212
>Gacha roll
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>>5390214
It could be a free ten-pull for crew members or equipment! Imagine the rewards!
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>>5390210
Roll 2d100 for gacha. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what you find inside:

0-20: Eh just some supplies
21-50: A random ship upgrade
51-70: Free crew member
71-99: A named character
100: All of the above
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Rolled 75, 86 = 161 (2d100)

>>5390225
nah we're probably getting a 1
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Rolled 52, 54 = 106 (2d100)

>>5390225
Hmm.
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Rolled 86, 74 = 160 (2d100)

>>5390225
let's see how much anon above will blame me for not getting new named character this early into the game
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>>5390228
NANI
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>>5390230
aw fuck
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>>5390230
What if I blame you for getting a named character anyway
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>>5390233
we'll call it noname
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>>5390230
My god, it's...IT's....
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>>5390237
!
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5390237
Noname schmuk
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5390237
[SELECT CHARACTER]
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5390237
Quattro?????
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>>5390241
OH SHIT
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>>5390241
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5390244
hey come on give us the yellow hawaiian shirt wearing alcoholic skeleton, OP
if we ain't getting luke, we need this guy
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5390244
come on, OP.
You gave people skeleton crew
What did you expect.
No cameos? of most loved skeleton out there
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5390244
>>5390246
>>5390247
You're literally behind us holding the camera you drunk Hawaiian disappointment
No wonder your sister made us take you on as payment for her necromantic services
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>>5390247
>most loved skeleton out there
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>>5390247
"Sorry, the Shotasniffer DLC costs about 1 trillion dollars."
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5390252
come on OP
come onnnn
you can't hate Quattro
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5390252
trust me, bro (tm)
I named him
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5390252
>>5390249
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>>5390247
I may be wrong, but didn't Quattro fail hard going into Spess™ during the original Skeleton Island?
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>>5390258
he got better probably
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5390244
The youtuber Fred!
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>>5390254
Yes I can, observe:
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5390261
Sweet, welcome to the crew Quattro.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5390261
Go back to cleaning the space toilets, Quattro
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5390261
Stop wasting quest time. Give us a character and let us move on.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5390261
I mean it always can be other Quattro
think outside of the box, OP
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5390261
Okay well I feel it should either be Quattro or someone equally as drunk
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>>5390261
It's spesswoman Lydia, here to carry our spess burdens!
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>>5390268
Ifyaknowwhadimean
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>>5390264
Sure. Pick a dude to climb out of the pod:

A. This guy
B. Any of the unpicked dudes during character creation
C. Any other dude
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5390268
Should I roll
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5390271
B or C
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>>5390271
>B. Any of the unpicked dudes during character creation
We can get a Lesbian this way.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5390271
disguy(Ah)
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>>5390271
>B for Booba
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5390271
THIS GUY
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5390271
B - fukn Roberts why not
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>>5390276
You can pick any dude from character creation or any other dude from a previous adventure to pop out.

But only dudes.

No girls allowed
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5390284
Oh shit it's the Mob.

But for real lets get Luke. We can find two Princesses that way.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5390284
Super Robot Pilot
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5390284
Quattro + Marian
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5390284
Rasputin
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>>5390284
What's with OP's fascination fascination with men?
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>>5390295
You know what they say about OPs
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>>5390289
Sadly that guy retired
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5390298
Let's get Luke so we can take on two different main quests at once for more XP
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5390298
Thank fuck. Rolling for R-quest in Spess
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5390298
NOT THAT ONE
Clearly Edward roberts
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5390298
OP please.
Gotta earn funds for SRP4
also I meant OG one, from SRP1
you can't do that to 100, dice god wished it
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5390298
>>5390299
Yes, get Luke. He'll get along well with our skeleton crew.
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>>5390284
Can we pick OP? We could be used as a beachball or a punchbag with his round posture.
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>>5390303
2 main quests? greedy
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5390310
yeah, but think about the XP and story we'll get, OP
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5390310
no one cares about niche game series anymore
only mainstream
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>>5390313
Well yeah that's why they're niche
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5390310
Greet the unfrozen man. His helmet is really cool.
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>>5390314
I dunno if skeleton multiverse fetishism generally more healthy than horse fuckery tho.
I miss metal wizard, gone too soon
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>>5390311
Anyway. This man in the cryopod seems to also be a fellow longcoat enjoyer
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5390324
high five him
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5390324
Ask him what he's doing here; how'd he get in this pod, and if he'd like a place on our ship
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5390326
Roll 1d100 for seemingly no reason
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5390330
nyeh
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5390330
>>5390331
Holy shit anon you suck.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5390330
>>5390327
high five, but also ask him questions afterwards
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>>5390331
I'm on roll today
>>5390332
dice god gives and takes away
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>>5390333
"Down low"

Nice
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5390335
>>5390327
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5390335
No more questions, just show him his quarters
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>>5390338
You show him his quarters, as he has agreed to earn his keep aboard the ship as long as you help him in his quest of finding his own kidnapped princess: his Sister.

All of this was communicated entirely through the high five and low five
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5390348
Sweet. Now we just need Edward Roberts to have all THREE main quests.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5390348
What a guy, I'm sure we'll get along great.

Scan the debris field for scrap material to collect, we can use it at stores to buy more upgrades.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5390348
>All of this was communicated entirely through the high five and low five
Perfect, it's what long coat brotherhood is all about.
Continue on your mission
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>>5390350
You collect all usable salvage for later. You're pretty much done in this sector. Now you can either:

A. Leave the sector and continue on your way, rolling for another encounter
B. Use downtime to chat with the crew
C. Genuflect

Choose whichever....since I gotta go for a bit, be back in like 2-3 hours
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5390353
B. Let's introduce Luke to all the Skeletons
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5390353
B
play some Skeleton Kart Deluxe with crew while OP is busy, to build up comradery
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>>5390353
B
visual brovel time
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>>5390284
what the frick

when I get my arm back I'll draw everyone as girls furiously making out
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5390353
This >>5390357 but especially that one skelly guy on the crew who's going to end up being promoted and named
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Where bread?
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>>5390458
oh shit there it is
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>>5390458
It better be toasted too.
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>>5390462
Catch it, before it escapes!
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5390462
>>5390423
>>5390358
>>5390357
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>>5390465
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5390462
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5390469
Get that motherfucker
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5390469
Use dimensional rift to catch it
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5390469
Persue escaped bread with max firepower
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>>5390474
Unfortunately the bread has entered another dimension
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5390483
See how Luke and the skelly crew interact then
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5390483
A shame. We will see it again. Now introduce Luke to the skeleton crew per >>5390357 , then prepare to jump to the next system.
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>>5390486
He seems to be getting along well with the crew
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5390494
Very nice, very nice. Now lets make warp preperations and select our next destination.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5390494
The warp engine is planning to sell us out to the rebels!
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>>5390496
>69
nice
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>>5390502
That's how Luke interacts with the crew, baby. Real nice
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>>5390496
Here be the hyperlanes. Green means more the encounter roll is skewed towards more favorable results while Red is the opposite. Yellow is neutral
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5390505
Red, obviously
we got a red ship that can be stealthy let's go
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5390505
As long as the rewards are also skewed towards being more awesome to compensate. Yeah, red, why not
Shit gonna go down
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>>5390506
>red ship

what if it was all a dream
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5390505
Green
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5390510
don't make us punch you, OP
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5390510
go to the zoltan homeworlds for the quest
>>
Ahem >>5383719
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>>5390515
Lesbian enjoyer detected, homophobia engaged
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5390517
Red route please
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>>5390517
that's it
I'm pullin' me tablet
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5390517
Go to the yellow system. We might run in to smaller rebel ships there to commendere for our cause.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5390517
Red route in order to get madarse-sick powerups
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>>5390523
Arright, time to roll for encounters. WHo wanna go
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5390528
Put me in, chief
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>>5390528
>>5390529 He got this chief
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5390528
I'm feeling lucky
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>>5390529
Roll 1d100
95-100: oh sweet free stuff
80-89: Event
50-79: Enemy Encounter
30-49: Bad Event
5-29: Space Monster
1-4: oh no
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5390537
nah we're getting an "oh no" 1
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>>5390538
Champion.
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>>5390537
What would happen if 90-94 tho
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>>5390545
I'm guessing lesbians
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>>5390545
Nothing
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>>5390554
A lesbian nothing
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>>5390538
Commander, we found something
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5390557
We're funded by the Empire, let's go buy some things.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5390557
Hmm. Suspicious Merchants. Don't let anyone onboard without supervision, bring Luke and Joseph for the intimidation factor. Maybe we can 'liberate' some goods for the Empire.
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>>5390557
Let's use our government given powers to ensure they have the proper permits to sell things in this part of space, and then impound all their stuff if they don't
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>>5390560
Would you uncloak the ST-100 then hailing them or would you prefer to enter the outpost using the Small Spaceship while keeping the ST-100 in Stealth Mode
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5390563
Let's enter, USING THE REBEL SHIP AND THEIR UNIFORMS!
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5390563
Small stealth ship job I reckon
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5390563
Use the Small Ship. We don't want to uncloak and give potential rebel spies knowledge of our location and how big our ship is.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5390563
small ship and infiltrate
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>>5390572
ALright.

Pick 2 other field agents to come with you.

Or none at all, if you're feeling like it
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>>5390580
Luke and Dragon Witch
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>>5390580
Luke and Joseph. Together they will form the ultimate intimidation duo.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5390580
Luke and Dragon Witch
Joseph can play skullstation
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5390584
>>5390580
Fuck, I hit the send button just as I noticed I had no die selected.
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mwah mwah... kiss kiss mwah... my arm hurts...
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5390580
Joseph and DragWitch, test out the 2 official offsiders before we get too far into things
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>>5390587
How dare you post this yuri propaganda ins this whole some christian imageboard
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>>5390587
Fake news, No Name is proud skelly in disguise
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>>5390587
The madman actually did it.
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>>5390585
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>>5390587
Be careful if your arm is hurting, it could be wanker's-cramp
Also I'm 12 and what is this
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5390595
Scene transition: Infiltration of the Trade Hub by the squad
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5390595
So they can both summon dragons? Cool
>>
>>5390590
saving the world
One post at a time
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>>5390598
The trading post contacts you

"Hail traveler! Welcome to The Totally Legit Trading Post. Please, dock, and we can begin totally legit trade"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5390603
OK. I see nothing suspicious about this.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5390603
Let's dock they seem legit
And if not well that's what all these lasers are for
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>>5390605
"Welcome, welcome!"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5390611
Whose selling us stuff, Todd Howard clones?
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5390611
Observe the situation.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5390611
Oh no they're the Bakleds
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>>5390613
"Ah, are you traveling alone? Come, come. We can have a little drink before we talk business"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5390629
They look a little too delighted
but let's talk to them
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5390629
Go with them, but don't drink any liquid they offer us. When the coast is clear, Luke and the Dragon sneak out of the ship and stealths around the station.
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>>5390631
"Yes, yes. Here. Take a seat, friend. Get comfy"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5390635
I prefer to stand, thank you.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5390635
What do you people even sell?
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>>5390637
"No, please. I insist. You must have been so tired after your trip here. Standing around could be....unhealthy"
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5390652
Do not sit. You have a... butthole condition. Yeah. Ask to be shown around the wares
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5390652
>>5390655
Yeah, let's see what they got.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5390652
Tempt fate. Remain standing. Thank the man for his concern, but assure him it is unwarranted. We would much rather see his wares than to sit.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5390655
"You got a what now"

Roll 1d100 to convince them you have an acute case of Extreme Anal Fissures

+30 bonus
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5390665
Hemorrhoids. Nasty business, I tell you.
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5390665
The good old "my ass hurts" technique. It was one of the first espionage tactics we learned at Operative school
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>>5390670
>Rolled 100 (1d100)
That sure is some butthurt.
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>>5390670
First pioneered by the founder of The Imperial Operative Training Academy: Agent Zero
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5390690
Guess we're going loud now. Kill the renaining henchman, then intimidate the 'merchant'.
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5390690
Works every time
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>>5390698
No no, that was just a flashback to our training
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>>5390698
>>5390703
Indeed, it was merely a flashback
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>>5390703
Was it though? It sure do look like we just blew the brains out of Mr. Baldy over there.
>>
>>5390705
Maybe a flashforward then? Can we see into the future?
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5390708
Flash sideways into an alternate dimension. Where that bread went
>>5390704
Look enough of the butt stuff we just want to see what you have to sell
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>>5390704
>>5390710
+1
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5390716
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>>5390710
"Right, right, of course. I assume you know how dangerous these outer regions are, yes?"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5390722
Yeah, pretty dangerous. We're gonna need to upgrade my ship and get a new mech for a friend we picked up along the way.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5390722
Certianly. I ran afoul of some dastardly rebel craft on my way here, looking for easy plunder. Had to lose them by hiding in an asteroid field. Do you perchance have any heavy ship weapons for sale?
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5390722
"No"
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>>5390730
"Naturally. Here, take a look at our catalogue"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5390743
ENHANCE IMAGE
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>>5390744
"Ah, but wait. Since this is a legitimate establishment. You do have your trading and travel permit, riiiiight?"
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>>5390744
oh shit!
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>>5390755
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5390755
>>5390743
let's take a look at them mechs for our boy luke
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5390753
Absolutely. Here they are, you will find that everything is in order.
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>>5390770
"Too bad you don't have them. But since we're so generous, we're willing to sell you s----wait what"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5390781
>he doesn't know
Now let me see your mech catalog.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5390781
Show him the stacks of paperwork we prepared before the trip!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5390781
SHOW ME THE CATALOG FOOL
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>>5390788
It's like 3AM so OP gotta go sleep sleep now. Thread continues.....whenever it continues.

Toodles

updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5390797
…OH! I’m so sorry! This is only my trading paperwork. *THEOMP* THESE are my travel permits!
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>>5390412
>>5390520
>>5390587
>>5390755
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>>5390950
he's awakening. He's starting to realize
>>
>>5391007
like what
>>
Oh god, I think the lesbianity scared him off.
>>
did someone say lesbian
>>
>>5390797
It has been more than 2 days
>>
>>5395046
OP is a faggot and a liar.
>>
>>5395075
No, I still I believe in him.
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>>5395046
source
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>>5395163
THERE HE IS!
GET HIM!
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>>5395207
There he is-WHERE’S MY UPLOAD YOU MOTHERFUCKER!?
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>>5395207
GET THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!!
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>>5395207
HURRY SOMEONE POST LESBIANISM
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>>5395207
You'll never catch me
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>>5395235
YOU FOOL, THAT WINDOW LEADS TO A BROKEN GLASS FACTORY!
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>>5395240
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>>5395241
Mourn OP's passing.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5395241
that's not OP
OP has no body
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>>5395244
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5395250
>>5395247
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5395250
R.I.P OP. Rest in piss.
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>>5395260
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5395267
source: ur ass
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5395267
Use space necromancy on OP so he continues the quest
>>
This MC seems to be more competent than most other paladin quest MC's I've seen so far.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5395267
I made it the fuck up!
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5395276
He made it up!
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>>5395275
I know it's terrible.
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>>5395268
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>>5395247
Ackshtually
He has a fat body
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5395281
Can we return to the quest now? I wish to shop for space upgrades.
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>>5395281
Fire space lasers at the space deer that eluded us for so long.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5395281
>>5390797
>>5395283
As you can see, my papers are in order.
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>>5395283
"huh, uh, yeah sure"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5395300
You do have a permit for these weapons, right?
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>>5395304
"Of course. Totally legit merchandise"
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5395312
Oh, good. Then you wouldn't mind quadruple checking these weapon licenses and cross-referencing it with the travel and cargo permits aswell?

Drown this man in paperwork until he gives us stuff for free as long as we promise to leave.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5395312
>>5395319
Also we need to see your permit for the totally legit business AND totally legit weapon selling AND your totally legit cyborg augments.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5395319
>+1
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5395319
"...well good thing we have technology for that. You! Go fetch the computer"

"Yeah uh, sure thing, boss"

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5395341
>99
Oh fuck
>>
Guys dont forget that we are also in the future, the other half of the paperwork is in a overconvoluted 108 page pdf document spesifying our ship id, licensing, cargos, ipv8 address, travels histories and cookies.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5395341
>99
Dice rigging in progress.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5395341
ohgodofuck
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>>5395343
They brought out a computer with a built in scanner and is going through your mountain of paperwork and unfortunately breakneck speeds.

If this keeps up, you may actually have to pay for shit
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>>5395360
Counter with your own checks and the sorry excuse you have for a checker.
>>5395325
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5395360
>>5395367
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5395367
>>5395360
And while you keep the schumcks busy, signal for Luke and the Dragon Witch to sneak out of the ship and start stealing anything that looks like it would be a good upgrade for the ships we own.
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>>5395360
Bring out the pdf documents with captcha words lettering!
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>>5395369
"...yeah I think dragons are pretty cool too, and---oh?"

"That's the signal. Time to sneak in there and steal anything that may look like a good ship upgrade"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5395377
Stealth gameplay, engage.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5395377
>>5395378
"I thought you were the government."
"Did I say steal? I mean "confiscate"."
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5395377
Time to get some actually good hardware.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5395379
"Yes, of course. Confiscating property for the greater good"

"Technically everything in Empire space belongs to the Empire so who's really stealing anything here"

"I see the Empire has the same logic as my sister"

"The one you're looking for?"

"No, my other sister. We're a big family"

Meanwhile

Time for you to do some checking of your own, who knows if these "legitimate merchants" actually have the permits they say they have.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5395386
ALRIGHT SHOW US THE GOODS
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5395386
HACK THE MAINFRAME
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5395386
>>5395388
>>5395389
ENGAGE
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5395386
Hold on a moment good sir. Clarify this paragraph here if you would be so kind. Section 47b, it seems to be in direct contradiction to Subclause 204c of the Intergalactic Weapons Treaty of 358.
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>>5395394
"Ah, but you see. According to Section 350a of the Intergalactic Weapons Treaty of 358, Section 47b satisfies the conditions to be exempt from the ruling put forth by Subclause 204c"

That's true. If we're talking about the Intergalactic Weapons Treaty of 358 , revision 5320.

But the current treaty is revision 5324
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5395406
Are we out of date?
How's Luke and Dragon Witch doing?
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5395406
>>5395410
You know what that means.
TIME FOR AN AUDIT.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5395406
My good sir. The exemption provided by Section 350a was removed in revision 5322 of 358 after it was conclusively proven in the Galactic Supreme Court that it was the sole cause of the Great Grease-fire of Goobarts Lane. Any gun salesman worth his salt is aware of this. You're running your business on, at the very least, 5 years out of date paper work.

Are you really a fully legitimized Gun salesman? I demand to see your certifications.
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>>5395419
>>5395413
"Yeah. That ain't gonna happen, chief"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5395423
[GO INVISIBLE]
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5395423
...threatening an Empire official is an immediate death sentence.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5395423
And that is enough casus belli to annihilate you.
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>>5395429
"Well, good thing you admit it. We were already getting suspicious when you pulled out all those paperwork."

"Only an Empire goon would be such a nerd"

"To be honest we were just gonna scam you out of your money and let you be on your merry way. At first. After you pull that stunt with the papers, we thought we should just kill you and loot your ship. But now....Now we can sell you off to the rebels"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5395447
>>5395428
time to gank these dumbasses
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5395447
Not a goon. An Operative.

Operate on these fools.
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>>5395447
He sure likes pointing his gun at our afterimage huh?
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5395452
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5395454
Roll 1d100

+20 bonus
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5395456
"WHERE'D HE GO?"
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>>5395457
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5395463
Knock out the first guy with the gun and take it; then shoot the other goon leaving the merchant to deal with.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5395463
"So, remember how last session I mentioned my ass lesions? I don't think I mentioned that they're contagious and can spread through passing gas."

>Chekhov's Ass Lesions
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5395463
Oh? you focused on one after image when I have 100 more behind you?
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>>5395468
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5395473
"H-HE'S FAST"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5395473
Get confused on who is the real me.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5395473
I A M E V E R Y W H E R E
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5395473
That's not even half my power FOOLS!

WITNESS ME AS I MULTIPLY TO 1001 CLONESSSSSSSS!!
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5395473
"Now you're an image of me, too!"
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>>5395477
Sure hope none of these holograms turn out to be the real you and you were a hologram all along. Or worse.

One of them could have paid taxes
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5395487
>>5395464
Okay, now beat them up.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5395487
We got anything to stun these mofos and put them in a slammer?
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>>5395487
Then that means the Govment
Knows where we are! CHECK THE TAX RETURNS! MAKE SURE WE FILED UNDER INVISO CLAUSE! OR THE REBELS WILL FIND OUT TAX INFO AND LOCK ON US!
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5395487
Zombie outbreak occurs on the station, but replace the word "Zombie" with "Hologram".
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5395494
>>5395487
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5395488
+1
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>>5395493
Flashback to Operative School

"Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5395509
USE THE PROD LIKE WE'RE PRODDING CATTLE
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5395509
Too bad we were too busy playing videogames on our mask hud to listen to our mentors in operative school...
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5395509
Hologram pileup to cover me beating them with the prod
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5395509
One of our holograms prods the merchant's neck with a knife and tells the goon we're gonna kill the fat fuck (not op) if he doesn't drop the gun
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>>5395512
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5395521
>>5395464
Let's get to the action already.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5395521
Alright...electic stick we have, lets whack them with that
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5395522
+1
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5395521
Teleport behind someone and perform a flashy finisher
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5395522
>>5395526
Roll 1d100

+20 bonus
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5395544
KILL MODE ACTIVATED
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Rolled 43 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>5395544
JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5395544
LET’S NOT FUCK THIS UP!
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Rolled 76 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>5395544
MY MIDDLE NAME IS MURDER
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>>5395546
>>5395545
THIS AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH
SHOULDA TRAINED BETTER
WE NEED SOMEONE TO ROLL
>>5395548
OH THANK GOD
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5395544
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>>5395549
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5395563
SURRENDER OR BE KILLED
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5395563
Your goods, SIR.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5395563
>I AM THE LAW
Arrest the merchant with and confiscate his everything
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>>5395566
"Uh yeah okay. Just take whatever you want. It's on the house"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5395574
Thanks, gaylord. Let's see what you've got.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5395574
You are under arrest for attacking a government secret official as well, sentence...uhhh....KPOP mines
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>>5395574
Take him in. There's gotta be a price for his head or a bounty for his ass.
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>>5395577
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5395585
Or...you could tell me about all your contacts, specifically rebel affiliated ones
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5395585
Luke, Dragon Witch? What's the merch looking like?
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5395585
And we're taking the house you offered as evidence, because you used it to bribe and officer
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>>5395589
With that done....i gotta sleep now. See you all next time. Toodles

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5395590
Cute OP. I rate 9/10.
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It's tomorrow where's the thread?
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OOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Okay, OP I dint want to have to dot his but you've left me no choice...

PUT THE THREAD IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT! PUT IT IN!!
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OP has died of anal cancer
>>
OP fucking bamboozled us, unbelievable
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>>5398829
What a shame, he was a good man.
What a rotten way to die.
>>
>>5390494
Why did you faggots let this pass so easily? Why does that skeleton has a cup of water? And where the fuck did that girl came from?
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>>5398871
We need skeleton secretaries to handle all our paperwork. You want us to have male secretaries instead. you fucking homogay?
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>>5398871
>He thinks the cooler is full of water and not Imperial Bioengineered milk to quadruple bone strength
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>>5398871
shut up gay homo
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>>5398871
What else do you do at a water cooler? Look at the bubbles?
Also dont you dare talk shit about Sheyla.
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OP died of leprosy
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>>5400678
Wait a minute... That ID looks suspiciously familiar...
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It's been 1+2morrows, and still no sign of OP
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>>5400678
motherfucker you can die when the quest is finished
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>>5400734
Surely OP will not be dead tomorrow

probably
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>>5401097
Inb4 OP had gone full All Tomorrows
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>>5401183
and who you might be
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>>5401097
It's tomorrow now, you dick-whistling rice farming faggot.
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I can't believe OP rose from the dead just to lie to us about being alive tomorrow
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>>5401475
Fellow questrunner and sometimes posts here
Also a conoisseur of skeleton women
Cmon OP, I gotta vote in your quest
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I hate dead people
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I hate stairs
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I hate that we don't understand how skeleton boobs work
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>>5402871
You don't need to understand how that works
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5402872
We had been delayed long enough
Hows space stuff goin?
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>>5402871
Its all stuffing
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>>5402887
how would I know
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>>5402902
>the skeleton boobs were lies all along
No, it can't be...
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>>5402927
I'm sorry anon, calcium isn't good for boobs
>>5402926
You are the OP, that means over powered, that means a lot of knowledge
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>>5402932
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5402957
OP goes to the KPOP mines for forgetting
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>>5402960
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>>5402965
There is one way to avoid become a member of a kpop band, continuing the quest
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>>5402966
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5402965
It's my birthday today, born on Friday the 13th on 13:13
I bring bad luck to all even myself.
How joyous!
Reminder my orc mother birthed me from an Ork Yeast infection.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5402970
Too bad we only listen to Shotasniffer tunes
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5402970
Where were we, ah yes, looting thestation
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5402970
>>5402971
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5402970
Bag the crook running the Trade Post so he doesn't escape, then confiscate everything not nailed down.
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>>5402973
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5402979
lot of meat inside
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5402979
Alright scour the computers for info on rebels, bag and send the crook to the KPOP mines and send the rest to the regular mines
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5402979
Cool. Did we find any ship upgrades
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>>5402980
"This station has a surprisingly big stock of frozen meat"

"You get hungry out here I supposed"

"They need more vegetables"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5402987
Guess we're gonna have burger day for the next two months
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5402987
"NO THEY DON'T"
>>5402992
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>>5402992
"Do we have anyone that knows how to work a grill?"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5402999
Joseph is also our butcher and cook
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5402999
We can figure that out later. Now it's time to gacha for upgrades
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5402999
This is the future! The grills here can work themselves!

They also have the ability to feel pain for some reason too...
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5403001
+1
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>>5403001
Ah yes of course. Would you like to roll for what upgrades you found?
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5403009
Gacha it, maybe you might even get an imprisoned crewmember!
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5403009
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5403009
Gib upgrades
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5403009
I'd like a SSR Tachyon Lance please
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5403009
I am great at rolling
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>>5403013
Sureeee. Just reach inside the gacha box. See what comes out
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5403019
>>5403011
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5403019
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5403019
A NERF GUN

NERF OR NOTHIN
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5403019
Ah fuck collectors edition galactic rebel figurine of the rebel leader!
And something else fancy for the ship
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5403019
Get it!
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5403019
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>>5403026
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5403034
no u
give us the real upgrades
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5403034
Huh. Look underneath the note for the gacha.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5403034
vergil face
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5403034
Flip it over to get the Large Ship DLC codes
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5403034
Look inside the paper
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>>5403039
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5403046
now the real gacha
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>>5403048
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
0-10: About 5 dollars
11-30: Some supplies
31-60: Small Upgrade
61-80: Medium Upgrade
82-99: Big Upgrade
100: Free crewmember
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Rolled 2, 95 = 97 (2d100)

>>5403054
I am addicted to notapaladin gacha
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Rolled 69, 26 = 95 (2d100)

>>5403054
a fug
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Rolled 9, 31 = 40 (2d100)

>>5403054
Oh no
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Rolled 58, 45 = 103 (2d100)

>>5403054
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Rolled 71, 63 = 134 (2d100)

>>5403054
Oh yes
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Some of you others better roll to undo this >>5403059 gay nigger from outer space's shit roll.
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>>5403066
Fuck you, should've rolled more than 2 in the first roll
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>>5403066
One step ahead of you my dude
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>>5403068
Thank you for your service, brave patriot.
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>>5403066
Is it the obligatory "that fucking idiot rolled a fail after we rolled a success" moment that notapaladin players know and love
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Damn, too bad anons. Guess you're only getting some supplies
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5403071
What's with the plank OP? Why is it on your screen?
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>>5403071
Quick, pull out the shoddily hammered in nails while OP's back is turned
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5403071
Take that board off your computer screen, it’s not good for your hardware’s lifespan
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>>5403072
what board
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5403078
OP you double nigger give us the medium upgrade or I will report you to the Vietcong
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5403078
Don't you crop now you coward!
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>>5403082
See, no cropping
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5403078
the /qst/ board, where we play quests and shit
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5403083
You are a silly OP
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5403083
It's so sad that OP committed suicide by being strangled against his will
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5403083
I think that is shopped
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5403083
I will personally place a curse upon all your livestock you vile thief
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5403083
Show the bottom part
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>>5403085
Yes. Silly silly OP doing silly things. It's good that we can have a laugh over this. We're just having some good ol' silly fun.

Now let's move on, yues
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5403092
The upgrades OP, or I'm snitching to communist overlords
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5403092
I am calling the Vietcong as we speak. You're fucking done, kiddo.
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>>5403065
>>5403092
this guy got the higher roll though, OP
come on
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5403092
your such a jew, give us our hard earned loot
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5403092
give thing
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>>5403096
Fine. You get a choice what kinda upgrade it is:

A. Weapon
B. Quality of Life
C. Personal
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5403107
A. WEAPON
We got the skullstation already so, might as well see if we can get weapons for our boys.
Also base operator is pretty strong
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5403107
Quality of Life Weapon
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5403107
B
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5403107
Weapon. Time to pimp our battleship.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5403107
A. Weapon
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5403107
Quality of life, bean bags for every skeleton
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>>5403110
You found a bat made out of foam. It has absolutely no actual combat use but if you hit people with it it goes "bwoof". Could be used as stress relief
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5403119
Start bashing our skeletons in their bony asses
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5403119
Put foam spikes in it
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>>5403121
Whacking skeleton asses? That's kinda weird anon. Is there something you'd want to tell the class?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5403126
Whack anon
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5403126
there was a secretary somewhere
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>got the medium upgrade
>made it actually worse than supplies
I’m sorry guys
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>>5403127
bwoof
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5403133
>>5403126
It's the operator's secret fetish. I can't help it, OP.
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>>5403133
Do it again!
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5403133
Send the bat down to the lab, see if they can derive some actual weapon or torture device from it
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5403133
Continue the quest after this disappointment gacha. Back to the ship and all that.
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>>5403134
bwoof again
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>>5403146
Right did we get anything actually useful?
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5403146
how about an actual weapon that's not the foam bat, OP
how long are gonna do this bit
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5403146
Enough fighting the anons. Send the bat to the lab for testing
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5403147
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5403146
how did it made a sound if it didn't even moved. I think OP is lying to us
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>>5403148
But anon it's also a massager
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5403157
bwoof yourself, OP
give us an actual weapon
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5403157
How much quest time are we going to waste? Give weapon and let us secure any prisoners in the hold so we can leave.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5403157
Is it a high-frequency bat? Can it destablize things at the material level?
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>>5403161
You seem to be mistaken, this IS the quest. This is fuck around and sometimes progress in a background storyline quest.
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>>5403159
"Hey uh, so their entire weapons catalogue was a sham. Meant to stall any would-be victims. But we did found some torpedoes"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5403157
>it vibrates
this has become lewd very quickly
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5403166
Did you at least check to make sure the torpedo's weren't also shams?
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>>5403165
I can cope with goofs, but we're three hours in to this session and we've accomplished nothing because OP literally can't stop sucking dicks.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5403166
Thanks, Luke.
Let's get back onto the ship now.
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>>5403166
Neat, lets leave this joint, we have everything we need
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>>5403168
"I threw one at a thing and it exploded, does that count"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5403172
Yes, good man, *whack*
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5403172
Yes it does. Let's get back to the mission. I hope this is the last of any wacky hijinks that will get in our way
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>>5403176
"What about the station itself? Should we leave it or report it to the Empire?"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5403177
Report it, so we get bonuses.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5403177
Just blow it up as we leave, we can make a note about it being a scam on the shipboard computer.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5403177
Report it, have them bring hackers to go through data to glean something useful
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5403177
Leave it. That way we have a spot to do stuff if we need stuff done off the record.
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>>5403178
With that done. You head back to the ST-100. You're done with this sector
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5403185
Hand Joseph the foam bat for ENFORCEMENT purposes
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5403185
Onward to adventure
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5403185
On to the next sector, which is on the other side of that jumpgate
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>>5403186
"Oh sweet a massager"
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5403193
Nice. Let's roll for that next sector now.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5403193
Tell the bridge to set our Plot Progression Modulators to forward
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>>5403195
Sure, which way, chief
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5403201
Head towards the Red, we're on max difficulty.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5403201
Head towards the yellow, the thinking man's difficulty
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5403201
Yellow Sector.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5403201
Yellow point. Jump drives to maximum.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5403201
Green means go
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>>5403207
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
90-100: oh sweet free stuff
70-89: Event
40-69: Enemy Encounter
20-39: Bad Event
5-19: Space Monster
1-4: oh no
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Rolled 59, 50 = 109 (2d100)

>>5403218
URAH!
>>
Rolled 4, 62 = 66 (2d100)

>>5403218
Nothing will go wrong.
>>
Rolled 92, 7 = 99 (2d100)

>>5403218
2 100s boi
>>
Rolled 66, 1 = 67 (2d100)

>>5403218
Here we go
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Rolled 72, 91 = 163 (2d100)

>>5403218
C'MON INGERLAND, FREE STUFF
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Rolled 19, 95 = 114 (2d100)

>>5403218
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>>5403222
nigger
>>
Rolled 23, 9 = 32 (2d100)

>>5403218
Into the sector we go
>>
Rolled 98, 42 = 140 (2d100)

>>5403218
Oh Yes
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>>5403233
ok that's better
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>>5403222
>>5403233
Damn, and I got all these monsters lined up
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5403242
NOT this time, OP
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5403242
We can't, we will by sued by Paradox for using space dragon derivative
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>>5403244
t's fine I can just color it green or some shit
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5403259
yeah fine, whatever
green space dragon encounter
GO
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>>5403259
Too late, bring in the rebels
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5403262
No wtf anon we rolled enemy encounter

>>5403259
Please no dragon
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5403259
We don't have fleet power, enemy encounter, like dice god intended
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>>5403262
Nigger retard
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5403259
>>5403262
Ignore this man, it was just a dragon shaped smudge on the screen
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>>5403262
>>5403267
>>5403275
>>5403268
Dice God says it's a Rebel Ship but it has been customized with a painting of a green dragon
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5403279
Does it see us?
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5403279
HEY LUKE
LOAD UP THOSE TORPEDOES
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5403279
Scan the ship for details. Armor, weapons, etc.
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>>5403281
That window is too small, there's no way they can
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5403281
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5403292
o no
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5403292
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5403292
N-NANI?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5403292
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5403292
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>>5403295
Cloak's still holding up. Seems like you got the drop on em
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>>5403298
How big is the ship? (in the Galactic War College ranking of smallest, small, medium, and large)
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5403298
Let's load up those torpedoes we got and blow this guy out of the water.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5403298
What kind of ship is it? I don't wanna accidently blow up a bunch of loot if its a freighter
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5403298
Infiltrate them, just like the first time.
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>>5403301
"Readying Torpedoes" your crew announced. Being a medium sized ship, this barrage should at least cripple it if doesn't destroy it outright
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5403311

Send them anonymous tweets on their Twitter saying look behind you and be infront of them and blast 'em
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>>5403312
Do we even know what their account is
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5403311
Summon dragon witch and fight dragon with dragon
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Rolled 114 (1d200)

>>5403311
Press red button to launch da torpedos
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5403314
Just fire into their engines
>>5403316
What kind of shenanigan is this
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>>5403317
Explosive one, fa sho
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5403317
Roll 1d100

+45 Bonus
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Rolled 19 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>5403322
KABLOOEY
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5403322
They are either gonna be crippled or dead, so win-win
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5403326
I will now roll for their fate.

If >=50 then crippled
If < then ded
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5403322
Get out the stopwatch to roleplay being a submarine captain, listening for when torpedoes detonate
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>>5403328
:D
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>>5403328
Rigged, but not to blow
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>>5403328
Their engine's toast! Those rebels aren't going anywhere!

But OP is. Gotta go now, see you all next session.

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>
>>5403336
what's a throd
>>
>>5406183
a throbbing rod
>>
The definition of 'Tomorrow' is one of the loosest concepts in notapaladin canon.
>>
>>5406441
this is canon
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>>5406460
Is it tomorrow yet?
>>
>>5406462
It'll be in like 2hours
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>>5406441
Maybe nobody told OP how time works, so he just says words without knowing what they mean
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>>5406466
YOUR TWO HOURS ARE UP OP
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>>5406572
>>5406579
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>>5406587
Get that motherfucker!
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>>5406587
Strike down OP
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>>5406590
>>5406592
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>>5406599
WHACK DA SUCKAH
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>>5406599
Charge
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>>5406600
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5406604
With the Whack of this Character, the Thread of Fate is restored and we return to the Operator and his Space Quest.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5406604
get back the space battle already

we can't fight OP another day
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>>5406619
>Rolled 1 (1d100)
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>>5406607
*audience cheers*
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5406621
Okay, their engines are down. Prepare the Skeleton Boarding Crew for action. We're going over to secure the ship and it's cargo.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5406621
Hail them on coms, lets see if they are smart enough to surrender
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>>5406622
Boarding crew readying
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5406630
How many people in our boarding crew? I hope it isn't just those two skeletons
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5406630
You may begin boarding when ready, Sergeant. For the Empire.
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>>5406632
Of course not. You get to decide the number.

The maximum number of skeletons available is twenty.

You can also add any number of the field agents to the boarding party
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>>5406647
Let's see how we operate as a team, bring all the field agents and fill the rest with skellies
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5406647
12 is a decent number of skeletons. We will also send Luke and Joseph over to be the big muscle and intimidators.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5406647
We bring our best and brightest, and like 10, 15 skellies, what does the Empire Boarding Manual say?
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>>5406647

14 skeletons and Joseph.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5406654
fug didn't roll
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5406649
Maybe reduce the skelly number to just 10 of them
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>>5406655
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5406664
sneeki breeki
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5406664
Fire our boarding torpedoes
or launch our transport craft
Do whatever we do to board other ships
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5406665
Godspeed gentlemen

Roll 1d100

+30 bonus
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5406680
Fuck year auto-success
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5406680
Imperial Superiority at its finest
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5406680
>auto-success
Eat shit rebel scum.
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>>5406683
>>5406684
>>5406687
They never knew what hit em
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>>5406700
Now, bring in the spoils
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5406700
Quickly text him to bring captives, the more important the better
And raid their kitchen
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5406700
Oh shit, the engine room's full of toast
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5406705
And so they engage in battle.

Roll 1d100

+45 bonus
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5406729
>autowin
Joseph give em till the count of three
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5406729
P.S. and see if they have helmet visor polish
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>>5406731
"A count of three?! To what? Imperial scum!"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5406738
EXECUTE
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5406729
>>5406738
Your death. Joseph literally can't stop winning.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5406738
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>5406742
"The hell's he saying"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5406747
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5406747
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>5406751
"The Impie's acting weird! Whatever! Get in here and take em out!"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5406767
THREE
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5406767
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

and then kill the guys
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5406767
THREE, SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE NOOOOW
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
And then they hacked apart with an axe
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>>5406772
My favorite part was when Joseph said "It's Jos'in time" and then Josphed all over them guys
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5406785
thank you for the morbius reference, OP.
Let's fight to the helm of the ship.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5406785
Clear the ship with no complications.
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>>5406789
>>5406799
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5406802
Joseph, hit one guy with the foam bat
make him fear for his life
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5406803
great idea
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>>5406803
"NONONONOAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH----"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5406809
YOU HAVE BEEN MARKED

Then leave without saying a word
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5406809
BOYS round this guy up and take him to our brig
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5406809
Now knock him the fuck out so we can interrogate him later.
How much of the ship is left to secure?
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>>5406815
"We're almost done. About [ Roll 1d20] % of the ship is left"
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>5406824
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>5406824
Great work, Joseph. Make sure as much of the cargo as possible remain intact,
>>
>>5406824
>>5406825
good, finish them off.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>5406824
"Only [ Roll 1d20] % already? You really are one of the best Joseph"
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>>5406826
Oh good, things are going swimmingly
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5406840
Another Joseph action sequence, please.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5406840
Take time to relax until Joseph is done.
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>>5406841
Now now Anon, you just had your Joseph action sequence
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5406845
Ah, of course we're stuffed.
Just show us confronting the boss captain or whatever
he's gotta have like green dragon themings and flaming fist attacks
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5406845
cry
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5406845
Dang...can we get to the confrontation with captain then?
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5406845
Can we play some Skullstation then while we wait for Joseph to triumph?
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>>5406851
Finish your vegetables
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5406852
OK.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5406852
Throw the vegetables in the garbage while OP isn't looking
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>>5406855
In any case, things are going well. Surely nothing will fuck up this operation at the last minute
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5406862
>>5406847
big bad boss dude
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5406862
Nothing will go wrong.
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5406862
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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>>5406863
REBEL CAPTAIN - CODENAME: GREEN DRAGON

SPECIAL EQUIPMENT: TWIN-LINKED POWER CLAWS DUBBED "DRAGON CLAWS"
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5406872
ALSO MASSIVE WEEB
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5406872
OH SHIT JOSEPH GET HIM
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5406872
green is the color of rebellion

destroy him
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5406873
>>5406872
If he's a massive weeb it means he's a massive loser too. Joseph can kick his ass any day.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5406872
I cast "Gun"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5406872
Fucking bargain bin Kamen Rider looking ass
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5406879
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5406881
pew pew
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5406881
Fucking kill him. Send him back to Fortnite.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5406881
Zwoosh
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>>5406884
The thing about lugging around an axe to exclusively kill people with is that they never expect you to pull out a shotgun

Until it's too late
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5406892
Make sure he's dead before we move on. Another blast.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5406892
HE HAD A SHOTGUN THIS ENTIRE TIME?
Alright, loot those power claws and the entire ship.
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>>5406892
Mission accomplished
confetti
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>>5406895
Behold, your wonderful spoils
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5406902
a whole hotdog?
gee wiz
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5406902
Luke would love this
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5406902
This is surely a lie. Where is the gacha, OP?
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>>5406907
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5406917
>>5406908
yeah but where's the gacha
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5406917
>>5406919
Yeah, where is the gacha?
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>>5406919
there is no gacha, thread over
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5406922
alright, celebrate our latest victory by having luke make us hot dogs
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5406922
Where are are my softcore porn jpg's OP!
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>>5406925
there are no softcore jpgs. thread over

like for real. it's almost 4AM. I gotta sleep

see ya
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>>5406928
Bye
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>>5406902
5 scrap? Hell yeah we can make 1 refined metal!
>>
>>5407017
That's 9 scrap, you chucklenut
>>
>>5406706
see >>5406925
>>
Thread 2day, mayhaps?
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>>5406928
Why haven’t we had sex with a hot alien babes yet?
>>
>>5416500
Having sex with hot alien babes is illegal as per Imperial Law 873-90432

Also having sex while on a mission is also forbidden under the Imperial Operative Protocols, specifically mandate 4c09-D1C

Also suggesting to have sex with alien babes is also illegal. Imperial Agents are on their way to your house
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>>5416531
Yes well, too bad we're the closest thing to law enforcement on this ship.
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Alright it's 12 hours you can deploy the bread now OP
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OP is homosex if no bread
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404: Bread Not Found
OP is a faggot.
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I uh, gotta deal with some shit, thread delayed til like, 7 hours
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>OP spending 7 hours masturbating to his secret stash of Shotasniffer porn instead of running the quest
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>>5417300
You're just jealous you don't have access to the stash
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>>5417304
well maybe if we did we'd be a bit more understanding, huh?
>>
OP has died of dehydration from excessive masturbation.
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>>5417504
NOt gonna lie, I'm feeling like shit right now.

I think I caught a cold or something.

Or dehydration from excessive masturbation
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>>5417537
Does this mean the quest is cancelled?
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>>5417538
iunno
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5417537
Well I have this rare Shotasniffer special edition single CD
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>>5417539
OP you sunnuva bitch I need to know whether this is a spess quast night or hentai night, I'm a busy man
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5417539
>>5417541
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>>5417542
Here, use this totally not rigged dice to find out
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>5417544
Motherfugger
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>>5417546
>5
>5 is V
>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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>>5417548
Todd you son of a bitch you did it again!
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>>5417548
Damnit! I'll just play a buggy CyberPunk instead!
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>>5417549
>>5417550
but yeah for real i thought I could hack it but i'm feeling super bad. imma try to sleep this off, we can continue later, if i stop ffeeling like ass
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>>5417557
Get well soon OP, we are yet to find your replacement
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>>5417557
Put op into bed and put a tablet on his tummy and the e-pencil in his mouth
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>>5417557
Get well quickly OP. The gulag is waiting.
>>
YooooooP
YoooooooP
Wake up OP
>>
Ah, good to see not much has changed since I last posted. PC broke so I haven't been keeping tabs on this quest for a few days. I was afraid for a second there I was gonna have to catch up, thankfully that is not the case.
>>
Appears OP did not get better yet, all that gambling with his life must've caught up
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>>5421631
>>5421631
>>5421631



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