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Oh shit nigga, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.

Now you spend your days loafing around on the beach and teaching martial arts at your dojo.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5598182
You also clean the floors
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5598182
How many years has it been since Skeleton Island 1 and 2?
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5598182
Tell your students to clean the floors like a good martial arts teacher
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>>5598187
Having been defeated and brought under the boot heel of Shotasniffer. You now work with your brother Rasputin to host martial arts lessons to not only your many siblings but to also non-skeleton islanders.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5598191
>>5598186
>>5598184
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5598191
Tgey need to try harder!
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>>5598194
Of course. gotta set an example.

And it's been like, 2-3 years after the shenanigans of Skeleton Island 2. Where your sister Shotasniffer once again proved to be more powerful than you and consolidated even more power.

sad
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5598203
Who's that dude sweeping in front of us?
Go talk to him and offer him a beer
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5598203
Introduce those two to speed scrubbing (>>5598202)
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>>5598204
Ah of course! It's Generic Dojo NPC_5. Perhaps he'll get a more unique character model if he becomes important
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5598212
Give him a funny face.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5598212
His face is literally a blank
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>>5598216
Yeah well maybe you should stop looking past the render limit
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5598218
Damn that hurt, at least Bobby would praise us...we never saw him again since that time with Grandma and Dad
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5598218
How about stop being lazy and give this guy a face?
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>>5598223
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5598231
MORE DETAIL

ENHANCE
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>>5598233
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5598234
that Ryu mask looks realistic
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5598234
Uh a little less detail.
He's TOO detailed.
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>>5598238
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5598234
woah this guy looks like he needs a drink.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5598242
He looks serious, gotta unwind man
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>>5598244
"I'm sorry, Master Quattro. I know one of your lessons is to loosen up. I assure you I am not tense at all right now. My face just looks like that"
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5598248
Take him out for Takoyaki
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>>5598249
Ah the delicious octopus-based treat.

Surely you can take him to one of your Chillsaders owned Tako stands
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5598268
YEAH LET'S GO
invite a couple of our students from the dojo too
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5598268
>>5598270
TAKO TRIP
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>>5598272
"Heya Quattro, what brings you here today?"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5598277
Just some orders of Takoyaki for me and the boys... When did Shotasniffer put that poster up?
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5598277
>>5598278
"PRAISE THE SONGSTRESS"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5598278
>Just some orders of Takoyaki for me and the boys...
We're also here to have an explaining montage for how Quattro has built a network of secret international Chillsader Bases during the three year downtime.
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>>5598278
"Sure. Enough takoyaki for Quattro and his boys, coming right up...And what are you talking about bro, she hung up those things everywhere for a while now"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5598282
Start tearing em down. This is CHILLSADER land!
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5598280
>>5598282
Munch down the Takoyaki during the explaining montage.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5598282
>>5598283
>>5598284
FOR THE CHILLSA- *KLONK*
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>>5598284
It has been a rough few years. BUt you've managed. Playing the part of the tamed Quattro. Quattro who has been brought to his knees. Using your perceived incompetence to your advantage, sometimes you would "accidentally" lose important equipment and resources. Of course you were punished, but the incidents were all chalked up to "Quattro's lameness". Soon enough, you had enough hidden assets to start making deals, deals with people who want Shotasniffer to go down. Through your dojo and your network of Chillsaders loyalists, you were able to recruit more to the cause in secret. Through them and the things you "accidentally" lost, you built hidden bases all over the world, away from prying United Shota Sniffing Republic eyes. With the ultimate goal of having a hidden space station. Your brother and fellow Dojo Master, Rasputin, was an obstacle. He had a demonic mask that would reveal secrets should he wills it. You had to kept up the bumbling Quattro image especially around him, so he had no reasons to look into you further.But you managed.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5598296
Do we have a Quatt Mech?
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5598299
>>5598296
No, but we have the Quatt-Tank instead. A very fine piece of equipment developed by one of Skeleton Island's finest minds.
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>>5598299
Of course not! Perish the thought! Chillsaders? Having a secret super mech stashed somewhere? Impossible. There is no such thing as a Quatt Mech.

Officially, anyway.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5598303
>>5598296
"No you didn't"
"But bro that would be so cool!"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5598303
Is our first base near skeleton island? We should make some plans.. and recruit some underlings from our Dojo.
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>>5598304
"But it's true right? You got a mecha?"

Of course not. That would be silly.

According to USSR records, anyway
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5598308
Quattro may or may not have a mecha depending on how the story develops. No more fooling around now, it is time to enter the secret base underneath the Takoyaki stand.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5598308
Nah, don't make up anything silly. We've got nothing of the sorts.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5598308
Yes...any day now you would send revenge on everyone, EVERYONE.
Clearly they aren't just paid shills planted by Rasputin to boost your confidence.
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>>5598311
"Right now? In full view of your students?...are they loyalists yet?"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5598320
Did you slip the loyalty pill inside their Takoyaki?
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5598321
Roll 1d100 for the Takoyaki Chillsader
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5598323
nah, ain't no way...
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5598323
...shit.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5598323
Turns out Takoyaki Crusader was also not a loyalist
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>>5598326
"The jig is up, Quattro"

Egads! An USSR spy?!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5598328
Karate Chop!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5598328
DRUNKEN FIST TO THE FACE!
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5598328
AMBUSH
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>>5598330
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5598335
JUST SOME MARTIAL ARTS PRACTICE
THIS GUY WASN'T PREPARED!
now quickly take his body and lead your students into the secret lair before anyone notices
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5598335
"You really shouldn't have done that, brother"
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5598336
>>5598336
>JUST SOME MARTIAL ARTS PRACTICE
>THIS GUY WASN'T PREPARED!
IT IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT TO BE PREPARED, STUDENTS! YOU CAN NEVER KNOW WHEN AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT WILL STRIKE!
NOW, CLASS DISMISSED! I'LL SEE YOU IN THE DOJO TOMORROW, ENJOY YOUR TIME OFF.
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>>5598340
"hmmm, I see"

"thank you for your wisdom, master Quattro"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5598341
Now, let's take this guy's body underground to our secret base where we forcibly indoctrinate our bros and sisters to the chillsaders.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5598341
After everyone leaves, dispose of the b-
Where'd he go?
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Enter the dragon
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5598342
Right. Just gotta make sure nobody's watching
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5598345
there's eyes in the poster
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5598345
Fucking dice rigger.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5598345
>>5598343
everyone is and quattro doesn't notice
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>>5598346
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5598349
Betty is watching through the security cams.
Uh oh.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5598349
GASP! IT'S Marian!
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>>5598351
DUN DUN DUN
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5598352
LOOK OUT MARIAN
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5598352
BROTHER????
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5598352
Quattro arrive in his secret base.
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>>5598353
Poor poor Marian. Watching from the security room without a care in the world....but soon, he'll be hit

WITH TRAGEDY!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5598359
NANI?
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5598359
*WHAM*
>>5598355
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5598359
AVERT YOUR EYES, MARIAN! LEST YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEE THE FULL FRONTAL NUDITY, BALLSLAPPING INCEST SEX SCENE BETWEEN JEANNE AND KEN ON ONE OF THE MONITORS!
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>>5598361
As Marian is KO'd by an unknown assailant, Quattro harnesses the power of offscreen travelling to get to one of his secret bases
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5598367
Keep dragging the tako vendor who is definitely not the Chosen One
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5598367
Does this base have the Quatt mech in it I wonder...
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5598367
it's the base full of yuri babes and dragon witch romance novels!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5598367
As Quattro enter the base while dragging the totally not Chosen One in his new marketable Takoyaki Vendor Style™, he's approached by the base commander.
"Quattro, we caught someone spying on the entrance".
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>>5598371
Another spy?! Clearly Shotasniffer suspects something. You need to mobilize quick!
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5598375
PUT ON OUR BATTLE DRESS
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5598375
They dump Marian infront of Quattro.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5598375
>>5598377
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5598375
ok but mobilize only your weakest soldiers for now
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>>5598378
Gasp
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5598381
MARIAN???
get him inside quick, that's our own brother you fools! We can get his help for the Chillsaders and have him make us a Quatt mech!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5598381
Marian speaks
"QUATTRO, THEY'RE ALL IN ON IT, THEY'RE ALL ON THE USSR"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5598381
BROTHER, I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SECRET BUILDUP! YOU ARE PLANNING A REVOLT AGAINST SHOTASNIFFER, AREN'T YOU!?
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>>5598383
"Oh. Probably shouldn't have beaten him up then"

"Whoops"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5598391
>>5598384
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5598391
Take him inside, we'll learn why he was spying on the base!
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>>5598393
"w-where am I? Quattro?!"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5598399
You're in the secret cool kids club, only you and me are here to overthrow our sister
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5598399
Tell me brother, why have you been spying on me for the last three years? You kept my actions secret from Shotasniffer, why?
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>>5598401
"Aha! So you ARE planning a rebellion!"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5598407
I guess, I put up hammocks and t-shirt cannons, even have a mech! Look at it, its a walking bar and grill!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5598407
You can join me... if you wear a yellow suit, Marian.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5598407
'Quattro, you gotta let me in on the deal! I want to be there when you make Shotasniffer eat dirt!'
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5598407
All these I made myself, definitely no spies like the tako guy
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>>5598410
"That's right bro. Lemme join. I want her to go down as much as you do!"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5598415
>>5598409
Sorry greens
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5598415
>>5598413
Wait where did Tako Guy go
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5598415
Hmmm I dunno, green and yellow are kind of an opposite colors...but so is green and red hmmm...
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5598415
>>5598418
I NEED THIS QUATTRO! SHE DESTROYED MY GUNBUSTER G AND TOOK MY ENTIRE COMPANY FROM ME, FORCING ME TO WORK ALL THE WAY UP FROM THE BOTTOM AGAIN! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A CUBICLE SLAVE BEFORE!? IT'S PAIN INDISCRIBABLE! I MUST HAVE RETRIBUTION FOR THIS!
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This is going to blow up in their face
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>>5598420
Oh absolutely, gonna be fun tho
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>>5598419
"DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! QUATTRO! I'LL NEVER BE WAGESLAVE AGAIN! IT'S HORRIBLE! IT'S A DEAD END, QUATTRO!"

Nevermind the fact that it's how he set up his company in the first place.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5598426
>>5598417
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5598426
>>5598409
Also give him a pair of sunglasses like yours
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5598426
Must be nepotism at work to explain how he got promoted from a dead end job
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>>5598430
"Nevermind that. So am I getting on this bandwagon or not? Trust me bro, I can help you good. You want tech? Mechas? I'm your guy"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5598431
How do you feel about a change of wardrobe?
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5598431
Can you make a party boat that goes on land?
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5598431
With Marian's help the Chillsaders will win the revolution and defeat-
Cue explosion
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>>5598432
"What does that entail exactly"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5598436
You just gotta wear a yellow version of your suit. And Sunglasses.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5598436
More Yellow than you're used too. Though the better you perform, the less Yellow you need to wear. Except for these Sunglasses, they stay on.
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>>5598437
>>5598438
Marian makes a deep skeleton air sucking noise
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5598440
Feed him some lemonade so he vibes with the yellow
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>>5598441
"Can i at least wear a green shirt underneath"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5598445
give him the Dio drip
that'd fit better given his time powers
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>>5598447
He'd correct you over the fact that he doesn't actually has time powers, but this lets him wear more green so he shuts up for now
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5598452
[SKELETON ISLAND 3 - QUATTRO'S COUNTER ATTACK CO-OP ROUTE UNLOCKED]
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5598452
I am surprised OP has this kind of budget for costumes. Let's see the low-poly render from distance now.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5598452
Alright this should do it, you MAY use your regular suit during infiltration though
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5598452
oh we'll get you time powers brother
what about the roll swapping thing from skeleton island 1? COOL VIBRATIONS
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>>5598457
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5598459
Alright...now what?
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5598459
>>5598458
Let's employ Marian as our 2nd in command. He'll be in charge of our RnD division. We need that Quatt mech which is piloted by both us and MARIAN from two separate mechs
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5598459
>>5598456
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5598459
>>5598434
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5598459
Now interrogate the Takoyaki salesman. How much does he know.
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>>5598463
"So. Now that we're officially on the same side. What are we doing? What do you need?"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5598469
>>5598462
the coolest part of the quest, a mech, marian
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5598469
Guns.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5598469
>>5598465
>>5598470
>>5598471
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5598469
Alright, as my second in command I need you to look over our finances, I think we are in a bit of a deficit and you know numbers don't ya?
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>>5598471
"Alright, ya need guns. I can get us to manufacture our own laser weaponry. I'll be heading off to your R&D then"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5598476
Godspeed, Marian.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5598476
>>5598465
Surly this will go well, unlike the last 4 times
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5598477
Now, for that Takoyaki salesman. He's gotta be deep within the USSR.
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>>5598477
H-He's fast!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5598482
"Of course he is, he has time powers."
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5598482
Time to interrogate the Tako Salesman
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5598482
Lets see what Shotasniffer is up to.
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>>5598485
Very self assured quattro
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5598495
Alright Tako Salesman, what is your relation with the USSR?
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5598495
Now, finally we can interrogate the Takoyaki salesman and find out who he is!
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>>5598495
"Confident leader is a strong leader. Now, where's that Salesman?"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5598500
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>>5598499
>>5598500
>>5598501
clearly he's the guy looking disapprovingly at the Quatt
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>>5598501
>>5598499
>>5598497
Luckily he didn't disappeared offscreen or something.

That'd be a disaster!
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5598506
You've got a familiar look to your face... Is that you Chosen One?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5598506
He's trying to grab something in his pockets!
Stop him!
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5598506
Activate the dramatic interrogation lights!
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5598506
Karate chop until he drops the intel.
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>>5598507
"Me? The Chosen One? What gave you that Idea? Clearly you're not thinking straight, Quattro. So how about you untie me and we'll pretend this never happened eh?"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5598511
>>5598508
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5598511
>>5598510
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5598511
HE'S A RED SPY
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>>5598514
OH FUCK
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5598511
>>5598514
HE'S WEARING A MASK! TAKE IT OFF!
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>>5598514
OH SHIT
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5598519
"What, I'm not a RED Spy. I sure hope you don't fiddle on my suspiciously bulging pocket."
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5598519
>>5598516
Take his mask off!
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>>5598523
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5598528
GASP
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5598528
Yeah, but if we let you go Chosen One. You're just gonna report back to Shotasniffer about my plans.
I'll treat you as a brother but you're NOT leaving this base.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5598528
Pull his face rag off for extra humiliation.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5598528
>>5598529
Was getting caught part of your plan, Chosen One?
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>>5598529
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>5598535
>>5598531
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5598535
>>5598533
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5598535
How long have you been my Takoyaki Salesman for? No for real the Takoyaki you're making is delicious you gotta get me the recipe I want to be able to make it at home too.
Also this >>5598533
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5598536
shit my dice roll
reeeeee
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>>5598537
"Of course"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5598544
"What? How did you plan your capture?"
"Oh, just put you and Marian in a position where you would be captured by your "loyalists""
"My wh-"
"GET HIM."
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5598544
boy I sure hope Chosen One doesn't have a hidden blade and tries to fight us
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5598544
Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught. Now, pray tell, what is the next step of your 'master plan'?
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oh jesas, reds are scary from the perspective of Quattro
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>>5598547
NO IT CANNOT BE! YOUR LOYALISTS ARE RED SPIES ALL ALONG---?

"Dunno what he's talking about, bro"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5598557
Understandable, I knew you wouldn't break your vows of being chill that easily. Chill out with your bros in front of Chosen One until he breaks and tells you everything.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5598557
"HAH, YOU TRIED TO-"
WHAM
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>>5598558

"Yeah. I just needed you to turn around so I can free myself"
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>>5598557
YOU FOOL
HE'S ESCAPING!
WATCH YOUR NECK QUATTRO
>>5598548
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5598561
Oh but Chosen One, how can you do that IF YOU ARE ALREADY DRUNK!?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5598561
FIRST BOSS FIGHT OF THE NEW QUEST
CHOSEN ONE OF THE USSR
do the whole yakuza thing
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5598561
>>5598565
CHOSEN ONE
COMMANDER OF THE USSR
LOOKS LIKE DAD
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>>5598565
>>5598566
Oh fuck
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>>5598573
uh where's the image
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5598575
>>5598573
[WE'RE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - PLEASE STAND BY]
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>>5598566
>>5598565
>>5598573
>>5598575
>>5598576
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5598587
USE WHAT WE LEARNT FROM THE DOJO FROM THE PAST 3 YEARS
WHAT DID RASPUTIN TEACH US?
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5598587
HELP ME MY LOYALIS-
"Uh, you only paid us to stand there and act cool, never for an actual revolution"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5598588
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5598592
PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE FACE
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5598592
The loyalists watch this grand fight.
"Uh, are we supposed to help him"
"Rasputin paid us to watch Quattro, not get involved"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5598592
HIT HIM WITH A BICYCLE
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>>5598594
QUATTRO MOVES HIS HEAD TO THE SIDE AT THE LAST MINUTE! THE CHOSEN ONE ONLY SCRAPES THE SIDE OF HIS SKULL!

QUATTRO PUNCHES CHOSEN ONE SQUARE IN THE FACE!
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5598607
>>5598595
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5598607
ACTIVATE DRUNKEN FIST
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5598607
Use SKULLBREAKER
>>5598587
hory shet
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>>5598587
Oh fugg
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>>5598610
STYLE SWITCH
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5598626
>>5598595
"SHOW ME YOUR GREATEST PUNCH, QUATTRO"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5598626
>>5598628
meanwhile, Chosen One is harnessing his ANGER
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>>5598630
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5598631
Damn bro, chill
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5598631
BATTLE OF THE AGES, BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER.
-interrupted by approaching Marian projectile
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5598631
meanwhile Quattro: "Rent free"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5598638
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5598643
Trip him into a vat of booze
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5598643
Fight gets interrupted by a sudden Marian projectile thrown at high speeds
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5598643
>what no chill does to a motherfucker
Quattro effortlessly throws Chosen One over his shoulder, propelling him into a wall
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>>5598646
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5598659
BASK IN YOUR VICTOR-
>>5598645
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5598659
Marian comes in with AR-15.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5598659
You need to relax, little bro. Let the chill flow through you.
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>>5598662
"Stop talking nonsense. And bring that shit, Quattro!"

Will you bring that shit?
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5598668
OH I'M GOING TO BRING IT, I WILL BRIN-
>>5598645
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5598668
>>5598661
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>>5598672
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5598691
YES, WITH MARIAN, WE WILL STRIKE AND DEFEAT
"Ok, that's enough you two"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5598691
Shoo Marian, you have to get as much stuff from the GSG factories as you can to equip our soldiers with. It's imperative to our success!
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5598691
Holy shit is that a gun?
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5598691
Quattro coerces the Chosen One to cooperate, using AR-15's suppressive fire as the main argument
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>>5598696
Egads! Who said that? Who is this mysterious person, suddenly appearing in the back?

Or is Quattro going schizo and talking to himself again
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5598718
"This is the third time this month, Quattro"
IT'S RASPUTIN HOW DID HE KNOW
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5598718
Ah fuck its one of Quattro's lieautenants from Skeleton island 1! The one with a B!
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5598718
It's another of the Chosen One's dastardly tricks: A hologram! The distraction it provided let him get back in the fight!
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5598718
Marian shoots the Chosen One
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>>5598720
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5598731
Bobby take off that mask!
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5598731
>>5598733
Bobby? Bobby's gone man.
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>>5598733
Bobby? Bobby? Where is Bobby?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5598744
Behind you!
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5598744
GASP! BOBBY!
YOU COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT HIM!
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>>5598748
"You know who else forgot about Bobby?...OP. Fucker completely lost track of where that skeleton is"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5598758
Yeah where is that guy.
You and Marian only had time to think before Rasputin knocks the both of you out with one punch for trying to plan a revolution.
Again.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5598758
meanwhile...
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5598758
Its the one with a shirt, OP, kinda went fanatic over Quattro for some reason and really disliked Shotasniffers guts
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5598758
Pretty sure Bobby was on the moon when we defeated Grandma, which probably means he followed Quattro back down to Earth afterwards.
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>>5598762
No no, I remember WHO Bobby is. I just forgot where we last left him.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5598765
So do I so just make it up, I think we left him in a cage somewhere
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5598765
I know! We last saw him on the moon! And...we didn't see..him..in any of the...ending slides....
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5598765
dramatic scene of Bobby left alone on the parking lot after soccer club
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>>5598766
mhmm mhmmm....ah well probably not that important. who cares about Bobby anyway
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5598772
Anyway, this Rasputin was just a hologram used by the Chosen One to distract Quattro as he recovered himself.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5598772
Quattro collapses in despair as he realized he forgot his one TRUE believer for YEARS.
The other "loyalists" leave in disgust.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5598772
Come on OP, he's like one of our two lieutenants from the first skeleton island, can't leave him
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>>5598778
'course I can. Why, I bet he's not even gonna be in this quest
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5598785
Yeah yeah I feel NOW BOBBY SUPLEX HIM
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5598785
Rasputin proceeds to throw Bobby to Marian and Quattro.
Cut to Shotasniffer as Rasputin teaches them another lesson in failure.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5598785
DO THE THING, BOBBY
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5598785
SUPLEX HIM NOW BOBBY!!!
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>>5598794
"That's right, Bobby. Go ahead. Do the thing"

"eep"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5598812
>>5598789
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5598812
It's time for Quattro to put all his work in the dojo to the test. Marian engages the Chosen One while Quattro steps up to fight Rasputin.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5598812
DO THE THING!!!
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5598812
Come Bobby, TOGETHER!!!
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>>5598812
DO IT BOBBY, DO IT NOW
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5598812
>>5598830
FUCK
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>>5598818
The thing was done. Instant Knock Out
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5598843
...Marian, is this part of the plan?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5598843
Well this...isn't going according to plan, honestly I was thinking that we're gonna have a big duel later down the line in a volcano, with like lightning and stuff...
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5598843
Uh...we were just kidding Rasputin!
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>>5598849
"We can have that volcano duel any time you wish, what's important now is the rebellion can progress"
"Bro! Quattro! Did you slip those loyalty pills into his food or something? You're a genius!"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5598860
Quattro, Marian: "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5598860
Shotasniffer feels left out and wants to join the rebellion too
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5598860
...so Shotasniffer's been bothering Boy too much lately, huh?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5598864
>>5598860
You wouldn't believe how much effort I have spent trying too keep her from molesting him at every hour. My patience is at it's limit.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5598860
>>5598867
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>>5598863
MEANWHILE, BACK AT USSR HEADQUARTERS.

"...Haven't heard from the men in a while. Betty, you don't think they're doing something cool without inviting us, are they?"

"Of course not, sis"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5598876
Hookay, Bobby put "Neutralize Rasputin" plan on the backburner, please and you Rasputin...welcome to the rebellion I guess, is Boy doing well?
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5598876
"ALERT, ALERT, RASPUTIN HAS REVOLTED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, RASPUTIN HAS REVOLTED"
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>>5598879
"Boy's fine. His training is going well. I just told him I'm going to do a thing with you so he'll have to look after himself for a bit. Imagine his surprise later when your coup starts!"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5598885
Excuse me for asking, but why exactly are you so cheerful about me doing a revolution?
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5598885
Yeah...uh...why are you joining again?
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>>5598887
"It's been peace time for too long. Conflict builds character"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5598888
"Oh, Marian, don't even try to run away to warn your sister or Betty or even Ken and Jeanne about the revolution."
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5598888
Huh, quads don't lie, so I believe you
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>>5598894
You know, this is the most confident Quattro has felt in a loooooooong while. Everything is finally going his way. Just like back during the succession war days of Skeleton Island 1. Before....the troubles. Soon enough he can take this show on the road and wipe that smirk right off Shotasniffer's face.


And OP gotta to sleep now. The Quattening will continue, whenever it continues. Updates b here and stuff: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5598897
"YOU DOOMED US, YOU DOOMED US ALL QUATTRO" - Marian

Cue Title Screen
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5598897
eyyyyyyyy lmaooooooo
>>
Nothing can defeat shota sniffer, least of all quattro
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>>5598898
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>>5598911
Considered the worst of the trilogy.
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>>5598919
Skeleton Island is the first trilogy in history to sell negative tickets in theaters
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>>5598930
Solely thanks to Quattro.

hashtag quattro sweep
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>>5598933
Just need to put bobby on the promotional art team. He puts asses in seats
>>
You know somehow it never occured to me that skeletons having breasts doesn't make any sense.
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>>5599022
*pushes glasses higher up nose* It was explained in skele island two thread 8 update 75.
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>>5599022
Are you complaining?
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>>5599035
Oh cool I won't check that because the way paladin archives his quests make me want to drive a nail through my brain

>>5599038
not particularly, no.
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>>5598911
This honestly should be re-subtitled "Rasputin's Revenge co-starring Quattro and Marian"
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>>5599364
never cared for puuts
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>>5599035
not it wasn't you lied to me
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>>5598941
Asses up
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>>5599364
Sounds like something a commie would say
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>>5599401
ha ha tricked.

They have titties because their mom was a shadow person. All the skeles have verifying degrees of shadow person in varying areas. For example betty is fully shadow. >>5598876 .

Do you feel better knowing the answer?
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>>5599539
>not pureblooded skeletons
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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Aw shit I missed start of the thread
finally the time has come!
>>5598911
we are not reusing promo material? huh
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>>5599568
Skeleton Island. Reusing assets? Perish the thought
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>>5600740
OP we all know you just forgot about this image, no worries
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Quattro is so going to:
1. Fuck it up
2. Cause something that would put Skeleton Island in jeopardy
3. Make Betty even less respectful of him.
4. Be a pasty for Rasputin
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Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>5600881
5. All of the above.
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>>5600888
I never said it was a choice between the 4
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>>5600881
We know this but it's about the journey not the destination.
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>>5600881
Yes, and?
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>>5600760
I'll have you know OP did not forget about this image.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5604352
DAMN NICE
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>>5604355
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>>5604352
Glorious!
All the budget we had on SRP4, indeed.
Betty will come back to right side, right?
Right?
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5604358
We need new drip to match
something more Bajeena-like
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>>5604362
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>>5604368
have you came laugh at us, Quattro?
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5604368
oh shit we need a flagship too if we're gonna go up against the USSR navy
ask Marian if he can make something like that
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5604373
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>>5604377
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5604396
>>5604375
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>>5604398
"Sure. Right after I finish with these beam weapons"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5604403
>Strike a cool pose at him in response.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5604403
I think with Rasputin's permission, we should be able to recruit some of our DOJO students into the NEO PETTANKO CHILLSADERS
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>>5604406
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5604411
>>5604407
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5604411
>Strike a series of cool poses.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5604396
perfection
>>5604411
a lot of new costumes this time around.
show where rest of budget went
gold mech
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>>5604415
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5604425
nice poses fellas
>>5604407
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5604425
>Communicate solely through the use of cool poses.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5604425
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP QUATTRO
before the disaster
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

oh yeah, this is really adding legitimacy to our rebellion
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5604425
it's a friday night
dancing all night
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>>5604426
Of course! With both masters joining forces, dojo students will be much easier to recruit now.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5604436
well Marian also has good dental care plan
with some barbarian as an ad
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5604436
>Dance over there to recruit some students.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5604436
Yeah, nothing's going to stop you! You can do it with your loyal army and allies.
Cut to allies plotting to betray Quattro
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5604436
happy quattro
Let's get back to Skeleton Island to sabotage the USSR while we still have our disguise
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>>5604440
MEANWHILE, BACK AT SUPER SECRET VILLAIN HQ

"So we're definitely gonna flip on him as soon as Shotasniffer's eliminated right?"

"Oh yeah totally"
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5604454
>>5604442
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5604456
>>5604456
What about the other siblings?
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5604454
how are they going to betray anyone when they don't even wear nor shades or mask
amateurs
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>>5604456
Back to the ol' bumbling Quattro disguise. Hehehe, these fools! They'll never see it coming.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5604465
We need a checklist/objectives of the things we can do to sabotage the USSR on the island...
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5604465
anyway, check the objective list, we need to start operation moving
discreetly
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5604465
Check the list
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>>5604469
Alright let's see what we've got.

Oh hey. "Deal with Rasputin somehow" can be checked off. Everything's coming up Quattro
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5604484
how long is the list tho
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5604484
>>5604485
yeah how long's the list
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>>5604485
Its longness is kept intentionally vague so OP can asspull as much as he wants
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5604490
yeah but just give us some objectives OP
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>>5604493
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5604494
Quattro gives OP money
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5604494
OP's nose grew 10 times bigger that day
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5604494
1: Cut communications to Skeleton Island and sabotage port and aircraft facilities so you can attack and secure USSR bases in the wider world without reinforcements arriving from Skeleton Island immediately
2: Sieze the five large bases operated by the USSR outside of SI
3: Secure the top secret ingredients they were guarding
4: Brew the strongest drink from said ingredients to perfect your Drunken Fist Style
5: Defeat Shotasniffer in honorable combat
6: Get recognition from your sister
7: Chill on the beach
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>>5604497
A christmas miracle
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5604508
Let's start with releasing more chill induced goods into country and make it fall from withing
cheap chinese bootleg gaming consoles which any red can afford
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5604508
Right, now, Bobby! What is on todays skeleton island takeover to do list?
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5604508
I like this plan, unless someone can supplement a better one
>>5604499
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5604508
Just put up posters for Quattro's drinks which are actually subliminal messages
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5604508
>>5604499
this looks good
except for number 5, we need to defeat Shotasniffer in honorable MECH combat like how she beat Marian in Skeleton Island 1
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>>5604512
That's a good idea. Put that on the list.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5604528
Right...skateboard tricks with, like, subliminal messages or something
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5604528
>>5604517
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5604528
>>5604534
Also include those friendship bracelets that you see stoners wearing and Chillsader-themed drinks that also have subliminally-chillsaderfied messages.
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>>5604534
>>5604536
>>5604538
Damn. This is turning out to be a bigass list.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5604543
Let's see about recruiting some of our other siblings. Like Olessa or Ken.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5604543
>Add clone self to list.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5604549
NO DON-
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5604543
better to not lose it
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>>5604549
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5604553
Probably not a good idea. Scratch that.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5604553
nah, that's bad timeline
One would say it is bananas
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5604553
Move to Marian secretly trying to betray Quattro
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5604553
What if...it had skin and meat?
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5604553
BEST
IDEA
EVER.

PUT IT IN.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5604553
We don't need a 2nd Quattro...
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>>5604554
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5604564
Proceed to the sabotage mission.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5604564
>>5604556
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5604564
well need to start with something anyway, let's go proceed with slowly chilling reds
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>>5604565
Right. There are several options available to you right now. Which one will you do?

A. Find a way to cut communications to with non-Skeleton Island red forces
B. Start introducing products that make the Reds chill out more
C. Find a way to mess up their war machine production so even if the above two fail, their forces will at least be weakened
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5604578
Let's go with B.
A is too suspicious. And B will lead to C eventually
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5604578
C, first, we'll do this with Marian's help
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>>5604578
>A. Find a way to cut communications to with non-Skeleton Island red forces
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5604578
B, inconspicuous, slow takeover, like boiling a frog
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5604578
B
seems good for a chill guy like ourselves
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>>5604581
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5604603
Ok Marian! Do you happen to know what an AI is?
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>>5604605
Skeleton who once had an AI take over his entire operation and cause the robo apocalypse says:

"maybe"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5604606
Don't ever trust Marian with AI shit ever again
he's gonna talk to clippy and start another robopocalypse
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

march right up to that shotta sniffer and tell her she's a big bully
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>>5604610
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5604613
What are ya? Yellah?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5604613
Do some tech stuff instead.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5604613
>>5604618
yeah like make Quattro's new mech
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5604613
But before you do that, you gotta make an AI they’ll take over all of their weapons and use it against themselves. Skynet dial that bitch.
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>>5604618
Alright Marian, what kinda tech stuff are you working on

A. More beam weapons
B. Mechs for the rebellion
C. That spaceship Quattro asked for
D. An AI to assist the rebellion. Surely it won't go rogue THIS time
E. Quattro's Cyberclone
F. Nothing much, just pretending to work
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5604632
G bootleg consoles for cheap
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5604632
G. A Battle Zepplin to defeat the USSR with
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5604632
G: all of the above at the same time.

Make a gigantic mech clone of Quattro that can turn into a spaceship that has beams for days.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5604632
C and B
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>>5604632
>A
>F
>>5604352
Quattro lookin' damn good
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5604651
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>>5604634
Of course! The irony! The poetic justice!

Some would say you ran out of ideas and is plagiarizing them, but what do they know.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5604656
The best way to clown on your enemies is to beat them with better versions of their own gear.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5604656
The zeppelin also has a special warp drive.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5604656
well it's more of using their supply chain and production industrial base for our means while not driving much suspicion
no one expect zeppelin betrayal
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5604656
But will it work or hit a skyscraper and burn mid-air before crushing into civilians below?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5604656
Mech zeppelins?
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>>5604662
It's difficult, but not impossible, to hack into their systems. Disguise your modifications and have them manufacture airships that are secretly coded for Rebellion use.

Marian's feeling pretty proud right now, good for him.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5604675
Oh don't forget about Quattro's mech and ship
those are gonna decide the war
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>>5604678
Truly inspired designs
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5604688
BIGGER CANNONS ON THE BATTLESHIP!
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5604688
gold plate them
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5604688
>>5604692
I think he meant spaceship, not sea ship
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>>5604692
Not compensating for anything
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5604701
BIGGER!
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5604701
>>5604695
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5604701
MAKE IT THREE ON ROTARY PLATFORM
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5604701
just make it into Yamato-knockoff, let's skip design bits
Just gotta find someone beardy and hard boiled enough to be a captain
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5604701
Now, add a skeleton figure on the helm
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>>5604707
DEFINITELY not compensating for anything
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5604716
>>5604695
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5604716
KING OF THE OCEAN!
HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES
ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5604716
oh come on, we all do
I know that you are just stalling while you design options for our battleship HQ. Don't forget mystery box!
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>>5604723
I hope there's four options like for noname's ships
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>>5604720
>>5604723
>>5604728
Options? Designs? What are you talking about.

Quattro's been staring into space thinking about some stuff for a while now.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5604716
YES
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5604735
Snap back to reality.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5604735
Oh hey bro, can I go in to see Shotasniffer? I wanna give her a hug.
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>>5604735
that's normal, don't worry about it
just voices in his head returned
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5604735
let's kill someone
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5604740
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>>5604742
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5604747
>>5604739
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>>5604747
or not
killing is for reds
we are chill
we have our methods
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5604752
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>>5604755
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5604762
>>5604739
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5604762
Continue on our sabotage mission.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5604762
we still get our battleship tho
one way or another
even if it looks like cruise yacht
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5604762
High five, bro
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5604770
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5604773
oh shit it's slippery floor
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5604773
The Red Skelly doesn't know what a high-five is.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5604773
miss
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5604773
DOWN LOW TOO SLOW QUATTRO
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5604773
Oh fuck
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5604773
i accept the challenge
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5604773
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>>5604784
"Too slow, Quattro"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5604795
Damn bro, you got me again hahaha. Guess I must be slowing down in my old age.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5604795
Not cool bro >:(
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5604795
Red Skeleton joshes on you a bit but lets you go see Shotasniffer
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

I'm off, thanks for bread OP
>>5604795
do a sick flip and regain your stature
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5604795
karate-5 that man
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5604809
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5604822
Too slow?
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5604822
That's just Makoto's EX special
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5604822
FULTON THIS NIGGA
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>>5604824
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5604840
quick fulton him to one of our yellow aligned helicopter pilots!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5604840
all according to the plan
THE SHOCKWAVE FOLLOWS HIM
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5604841
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5604871
Mission acomplished
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5604871
Fulton extraction completed.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5604871
TRIANGLE
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>>5604880
Shit.

You forgot to bring any.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5604894
Stash him in a nearby container, no guards ever check those for bodies.
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>>5604898
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oh fuck it's 5 AM. I gotta pass out now. thread will continue when it continues.

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5604938
Now continue the sabotage mission
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5604938
>Swap clothes with him as a disguise.
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>>5604987
One last pic b4 passing out
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5604985
throw lemons at op
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>>5604998
okay THIS is the last one
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5605010
11/10, gn op
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5604996
HEY POP THAT COLLER!!!
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>>5605044
I AIN’T LETTING MY FUCKING RULER OF COOLER GO ANYWHERE WITH A UNPOPPED COLLER!!!
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>>5605010
SOON
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5605915
Quattro's dead!
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5605915
QUATTRO!!! ARE YOU /SRS OR /J!?
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>>5605916
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5605938
Wake up dumbass
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5605938
Reload an earlier checkpoint where Quattro isn't dead
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5605938
Ok WhatItsName, since you’re the first skeleton we see, YOU’RE the new protagonist!
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>>5605946
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5605951
>>5605940
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>>5605952
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5605954
Continue with the sabotage mission.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5605954
The sunglasses stay on during disguising
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>>5605956
I'm sure it's fiiiiiiine. Nobody'd notice
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5605958
"Quattro what the fuck are you doing dressed in USSR."
"Oh god he's trying to rebel again."
"Inform Rasptuin!"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5605958
Begin infilitration. Target: The Production Lines
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>>5605962
Smoooooth
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5605964
Sneaking inside, no problems at all. Now to find the control room.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5605967
Surely this will go well
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5605976
You find it and go in
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5605976
Of course it will, do you not believe in Quattro OP?
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5605976
>Guard.
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>>5605981
It is indeed a guard. He hasn't noticed you
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5605994
AMBUSH THE GUARD
it turns out to be a dummy
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5605994
The most important part about infilitration is to appear confident, like you're supposed to be there. March on towards the control room and ignore the guard.
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>>5605997
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5606016
Stupid dummy, what are you doing here?
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5606016
"Hello Quattro, how did you like my trap" - Marian
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5606016
>>5606018
>"Who are you calling a dummy you idiot?"
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>>5606020
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5606028
OH GOD, IT'S A ROBOT
WAIT I THOUGHT MARIAN HAD STOPPED PRODUCING THEM
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>>5606029
Marian himself stopped getting to produce robots because he was kicked off the CEO position. GSG still makes mechs and other stuff to this day.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5606036
Right, sorry. I was having some issues finding the control room. Do you know the way, I have some important software updates to deliver to the factory main database.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5606036
>>5606042
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>>5606045
"Of course....but who are you, strange yellow sunglasses wearing skeleton?"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5606049
NotQuattro
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5606049
I'm an agent of FSB (Federal Shotasniffer Bureau) tasked with internal Skeletal Security. Unfortunately anything else is classified and can not be divulged to D-class personel such as yourself. I hope you understand.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5606049
DefinetlynotQuattro stein the 3rd
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>>5606055
"Alright, just gonna check your name on the list of authorized personnel"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5606070
Marian has hacked our name onto the personnel file.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5606070
>>5606073
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>>5606075
"Oh, your name is right here. Alright. Head down the hall over there and turn left"
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5606080
Continue down your path to the control room
"Yes, he's entering the control room, we'll spring the attack there"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5606080
Thanks my boy, I'll be sure to mention your helpful attitude in my report. You might just get a promotion.
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>>5606086
DUN DUN DUN
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5606097
>>5606091
Enter the control room
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5606097
Enter the control room, where you are attacked by a surprise party!/spoiler]
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>>5606102
"SURPRISE!"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5606112
Happy birthday DefinetlynotQuattro stein!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5606112
"Wait a minute, you're not Gary. Shit, we'll have to get new confetti now."
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>>5606115
"Hey you, new skeleton, watch over the cake while we go get new confetti"

"Fuckin' Gary. Always late. Where the hell is that guy"

"Wasn't he patrolling outside? Haven't heard him report back in a bit"

"Jackass probably fell asleep behind the containers again"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5606124
GARY WAS THE GUY WHO YOU KNOCKED OUT
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5606124
Insert the Chill™Virus into the factory database while the others go to get more confetti.
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>>5606125
Knocking out a guy on his own birthday.

Quattro, you're a monster.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5606128
>>5606127
Do it now
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5606127
>>5606128
Virus time.
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>>5606134
"Alright, Quattro. Just connect your phone to the computer. I'll handle the rest"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5606139
You can totally trust your brother.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5606139
>Quattro fucks it up horribly somehow.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5606139
Get it done easily.
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>>5606140
"I am trusting you to not fuck this up immensely somehow. Since you already got this operation going right under the Reds' noses, this should be nothing"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5606152
Easily connect the port to the phone and upload the virus.
And then the alarm goes off.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5606152
Plug the phone in and upload the virus.
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>>5606156
Easy peasy
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5606164
'Virus upload completed!'
And just in time too as the Skeletons come back just as it finished uploading.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5606164
Marian betrays you at this point
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5606164
>Gary shows up
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>>5606172
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5606193
>>5606200
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5606200
>>5606193
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5606200
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>>5606204
"So you were knocked out?"

"..yeah, right after I high fived...uh....who was it again?"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5606219
crap
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5606219
'I high fived some schmuck, but I don't remember what he looked like. Knocked me out real good.'
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5606219
All's I can say for certain is that he was definitely a skeleton.
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>>5606225
"...but I think he had some sort...defining characteristic that is easily identifiable..."

"Hey new guy! Fetch a chair for Gary, will you?"

"...hmmmmm..."
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5606219
Quattro pulls out a gun
nothing is cooler than a gun
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5606232
"How do you know I'm new, I've never seen you before?"
Throw the shade before they can throw the shade
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5606232
Roll over the computer chair so Gary can sit down.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5606232
Well fetch a chair for the man!
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>>5606240
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5606248
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
...you look...
...oddly familiar...
Have we met before?
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5606248
Look him in the eyes and say nothing. Just be chill.
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>>5606253
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5606260
>Silence.
>Gary will remember that.
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>>5606267
"....right"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5606270
"I'll leave you too it, Skeletons. Carry on and all that. Oh, and happy birthday Gary."
Leave the room and let them celebrate Gary's birthday.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5606273
Time to make a speedy exit. Roll 1d100

Gary has +20 suspicion
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5606280
Have a good day, Gary.
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>>5606286
And so you skedaddled outta there with them none the wiser.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5606290
Sabotage Objective C: Completed.
Next level - The USSR Information Center
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>>5606293
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>>5606300
Well if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, just stroll right in.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5606305
Fuck
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>>5606309
>>5606305
Just keep cool and nobody'll notice anything
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5606316
Maintain chill while you decide what to sabotage in this building.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5606316
>Gary also works here.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5606322
>+1
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>>5606322
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5606334
Ah, Gary. We meet again. Did the birthday cake taste good?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5606336
>>5606334
“Nice hat btw”
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>>5606341
"Yeah, it was nice...Say. What with the sunglasses? You tryin' to copy Quattro or something?"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5606345
“Hey what can I say? He’s a badass kung-fu guy with badass glasses.”
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>>5606356
Quattro is immediately arrested. Nobody would call Quattro badass except Quattro. He was publicly flogged and his collection of hawaiian shirts were burned. He will now spend the remainder of his days in shame and defeat.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5606362
I meant bad-ass. Quattro had one of the worst ass I’ve ever seen, and I thought it would’ve been funny to dress up as him.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5606362
I've just been going to the Dojo once in a while and I just really vibe with the glasses. They don't come in Red though for some reason, so I have to settle for Yellow.
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>>5606373
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5606397
They don’t suspect a thing. Continue to perfect stealth the mission.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5606403
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5606408
CONTINUE TO CONTINUE GOD DAMNIT!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

Looking at one of the monitors we see betty and or shottasniffer is entering the base to give gary his complementary birthday watch.
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>>5606416
Alright. Gave Gary the slip. Now you can sabotage their comms. As long as nothing terrible happens. Like a surprise visit from USSR high command, for example.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5606417
>>5606425
ok one more go, for all the marbles
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5606425
Surely that wouldn't be happening today of all days. That'd be a very strange coincidence.
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>>5606427
>>5606428
And so, anon lost his marbles
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5606436
inb4 Shotasniffer shows up
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>>5606460
"ayyy, Shotasniffer's coming to wish Gary a happy birthday"

"Aw sweet. Can't wait til my birthday so she'd do the same to me"

"Bet those lame-o yellows don't get this treatment"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5606467
SURELY SHE WON'T RECOGNIZE US
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5606467
Wait until everyone is gathered to celebrate Gary. Then we can sneak off and do the sabotage!
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>>5606468
"So when's she getting here?"

"Eh, in like 2 minutes"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5606472
QUATTRO DO THE THING QUICK
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5606475
Alright Quattro. If you're quick, you can slip in Marian's program like in the factory and leave before Shotasniffer even knows you're here
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5606487
LIKE THE WIND BABY
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5606467
Do…do we do that? We do that right?
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5606487
On it like a bonnet
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>>5606490
With the commotion you're hearing, seems like she's arrived. But this proved to be a boon, they're too distracted by her, allowing you to sneak past and start uploading Marian's program.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5606496
Go drink some of the beer at the party to blend in and sneak a peek at Shotasniffer
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5606496
Ok ok, hear me out here hear me out. How about we…take off out glasses and close our eyes. She’ll never know it’s us.
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>>5606500
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

Shottasniffer can detect minute changes in fear and resentment levels, make sure to keep your levels equal to that of a lowly red worker or she will sense something is off.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5606509
Now slip outta there Quattro
just say you're going for a smoke or something
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5606511
>>5606510
Both of these things.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5606510
>>5606511
>>5606513
Juuuuuust gonna slip out the back. While being in the same room as her. Nice and simple

Shotasniffer has +40 sense
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5606516
YOU ARE NOT SEEING US SISTER
AAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5606516
Nice and easy
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>>5606516
damn, look how happy Gary is.
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>>5606519
Phew. That coulda ended terribly. Good thing it didn't
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5606522
Phew
let's report back to our base and see what Marian has been working on
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

Phew, lets stop here and take a breather
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>>5606524
"Good job Quattro. On my end I've..."

A. "...made some designs for your mech"
B. "...made some designs for your ship"
C. "...learned how to do a kickflip"
D. "...did nothing but play video games"
E. [insert dialogue here]
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5606533
A.
THE BEST PART BABY
then B if we have enough budget
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5606533
>B. "...made some designs for your ship"
It's the best Battleship
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>>5606539
"eeyup. Made some designs for the ship....yep"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5606559
Let's see em
but also the mechs if you got em
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>>5606563
"see wut"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5606573
the designs
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>>5606576
"Oh right, sure. Here's one"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5606582
DAMN
that looks good
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5606582
That's a battleship or a spaceship?
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5606582
>>5606590
a nice ship, for sure
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>>5606590
"Yes"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5606609
Nice, keep up the good work Marian, ask Bobby to give you a fistbump for me, or Rasputin if you're feeling brave
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5606582
>>5606609
The first one looks good in terms of design
it's got a mech launcher right?
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>>5606614
"Sure"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5606625
Why is it screaming?
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5606625
NEAT
what about them mech deisgns though
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>>5606630
"Cuz this design has a gun mounted there"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5606636
>>5606631
shouldn't the mouth open and close though?
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>>5606638
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5606646
Okay yeah this one's pretty gud
Ask Marian if he finished the Mech designs
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5606646
Cash, I knew kidnapping you was the right choice, no offense, now, you got any mech designs?
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5606582
>>5606609
>>5606625
>>5606646
How are we going to build these? They look like they'd take a massive amount of resources and bonepower to make
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>>5606648
"They'll be done when they're done"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5606675
that one looks really familiar...
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

Looking at how happy Gary was makes it clear just how deep rooted the SS propaganda is, we need to undermine her image if we are going to beat her. Just trying to win through arms alone is going to be impossible.
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>>5606677
"No it doesn't. Anyway, that's all I got for now. When you're ready. Choose one and we'll start diverting resources and bonepower to build it"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5606679
Uhhh Iccan'tcbelievei ts not Yamato! one
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5606679
>>5606675
I like this one personally.
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>>5606681
"Right away? Not even gonna mull it over? The cost. The workload required. And how to hide the entire building process from everyone? You sure?"
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5606690
Nah, its our Wunderwaffe Marian.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5606690
You the smart numbers guy, not me
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>>5606692
"A wonder waffle?"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5606699
Yeah, you should try it, its in the kitchen, toast it, add jam and trust me, it'll be as if Bone Lord himself came down and kissed you on the cheek
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>>5606703
"Alright, where's that waffle he mentioned"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5606707
Check the cupboards
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>>5606709
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5606721
Nah, it's in the freezer I think.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5606721
Alright, here's the jam, check the freezer
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>>5606723
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5606734
THERE IT IS behind the ice cream
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5606734
There it is! Grab it and check how to prepare it properly
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>>5606737
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Retrieve wonder waffle from box
2. Put wonder waffle in toaster
3. Pick a god and pray
4. Activate toaster
5. ?????
6. Consume
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5606760
God of Anime don't fail me now!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5606763
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5606768
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5606768
Oh lord, have mercy upon a scared skelly!
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>>5606780
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5606796
Okay...now jam...
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5606799
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5606825
Careful now, that's a sharp knife
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5606825
Praise be to the merciful God that lets us reroll a failed jam roll.
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>>5606833
"Uh hey. Quattro? Random Chillsaders Rebel #59 here. Marian passed out in the kitchen. He couldn't handle the power of the Wonder Waffle"
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>>5606799
NO WAIT FOR IT TO POP OUT FIRST DON’T STICK A KNIFE INTO A TOSTER!!!!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5606845
Just prepare one for him and leave it on the table in his room, okay?
>>5606850
Its too bright!
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>>5606856
"alright bro. You're the boss"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5606866
While Quattro starts to return to base, let's see how Chosen One is doing since the knockout
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5606866
We need to find blood and dye our glasses to ensure a successful getaway!
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>>5606872
And now we enter....THe Chosen Dream

oooooo
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5606881
Meet Dream Quattro
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5606881
blood glasses made of bloood
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>>5606883
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5606890
Tell him that this is going to end badly
Dream Rasputin decks you
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5606890
Chill with Dream Quattro. He's not that bad of a brother, when you think about it.
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>>5606899
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5606919
Rasptuin, Bobby and Marian join in
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5606919
>>5606921
Oh hey, dream Martinis. Neat.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5606923
>>5606921
Hell yeah it’s a chill party and everybody’s invited!
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>>5606923
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5606935
Wait, where's Bobby-
"HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO"
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>>5606938
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5606946
Repeat ad nauseum until your dream self goes insane
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>>5606950
"HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5606959
Wake up!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5606959
Snap back to reality. In the Yellow Jail Cell you're in.
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>>5606962
>"HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTRO""HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF QUATTR---
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5606989
>>5606963
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Smash the stereo playing it
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>>5606997
"Alright Chosen One, wake up. Here's your lunc--"
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5607009
Ay yo you fucking decked Bobby, why'd ya do that!?
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5607009
>>5607016
That's not Bobby, Bobby would be praising Quattro and dunking on Shotasniffer
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5607017
Bobby can do other things too, like getting lunch for prisoners for example.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5607020
That's the thing, he always praises Quattro while doing anything.
He's the quintessential Quattro simp
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>>5607016
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5607040
The others warned him that trying to condition Chosen One with his recorded voice wasn't a good idea, that's why they sent him down.
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>>5607054
Which now has left the chosen one with one unguarded open cell door
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5607074
Turns out the other loyalist don't really care about Chosen One escaping.
Carry Bobby with you as you walk out
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5607074
Rasputin is there
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>>5607085
"Brother! Thank god you're here!"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5607110
Rasputin considers whether to let Chosen One go to cause more conflict for evolution.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5607110
Say nothing, just block his path. We can't let him warn Shotasniffer just yet.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5607110
“This is for Bobby motherfucker” Punch TCO in the face.
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>>5607117
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5607126
>>5607116
"Don't tell Shotasniffer just yet, I'm on a infiltration mission to destabilize Quattro's rebellion"
Use that excuse to convince TCO to not tell Shotasniffer
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>>5607132
"You are?!"

"Yes, Chosen One. I am deep undercover. So deep that you cannot tell anyone that I am undercover."
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5607137
It's imperative you do not tell anyone what you know just yet, I could be on the verge of unraveling this whole rebellion at it's core. If I fail, you will know when to share this information with Shotasniffer. Now go, take this secret tunnel and head for the USSR HQ.
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>>5607142
"Go! Brother! Run like the wind!"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5607137
“Or I’ll violently kill you.”
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5607147
Wake up Bobby.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5607147
>>5607150
BOBBY, TCO HAS ESCAPED! QUICK, CATCH HIM IN THE OTHER SECRET TUNNEL NEXT TO THE SECRET TUNNEL
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5607156
>>5607147
>>5607150
Backing this incredibly high-octane chase sequence.
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>>5607150
"Bobby. Bobby, wake up"

"wuwh huh buh?"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5607164
>>5607156
HIGH OCTANE CHASE SEQUENCE GO!
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5607164
>>5607160
Also the end of the tunnels are actually portals to somewhere else
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>>5607164
Wake him up harder.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5607173
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>>5607167
"GO! Bobby! Go! Run like the wind!"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5607185
That boy ain't right
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5607185
Will Bobby catch him!?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5607185
>>5607170
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>>5607194
Having sent both of them down 2 separate tunnels that lead to...somewhere. Rasputin's work down here is done.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5607202
He goes up to the break room to have some coffee. If there's anything Rasputin has learnt from Quattro is that relaxation (in moderation) is good for the soul and the body.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5607202
>>5607207
Now all he needs to do is to train the "loyalists" to tell the right excuse.
Bring in the punishment books.
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>>5607207
And as Rasputin take a coffee break. OP will now pass out. See ya when thread continues

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5607217
Night night OP.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5607217
Soon
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bread
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5611118
Legendary bread fight.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5611118
Ah yes, the secret technique of Breadoken
>>5611120
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5611118
did you finish those mech designs, OP?
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>>5611123
Who the hell starts a conversation like that, I just sat down.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5611126
Flashback to >>5598296 but now reveal Rasputin was behind everything Quattro did
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5611126
Do you at least have a sneak peak? Just a little one?
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>>5611128

Who the hell starts a conversation like that, Quattro just got accomplishments by himself
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5611135
Give OP some money to shut him up
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5611135
>Quattro just got accomplishments by himself
OP do you understand we are talking about the Quattro whose jokes are considered nuclear waste.
Do you even believe what you said
>>5611136
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>>5611136
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5611139
let's get back to the Quatt man at the DOJO
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5611139
Rasputin ruminates on how he found out Quattro was rebelling and how he "helped" with the negotiations and recruitment
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5611139
Where the fuck did OP go
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>>5611143
scene transition
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5611148
No one has noticed the sabotage yet. Good, very good. Instruct your pupils in the entry form of the Drunken Fist.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5611148
>>5611150
Huh, Bobby's missing. He always comes in on time to train, even though he never really passes
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5611152
>>5611148
Very strange indeed. I wonder where he could be at.
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>>5611152
Oh well, you'll figure it out later. Now you gotta show these students the drunken fist
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5611155
where's that student from earlier
the one that looked like Ryu
he's gotta KNOW this, cause we're gonna turn him into one of our yellow underlings
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5611155
The trick is to loosen up, feel the flow of the alcohol and the power that it gives. To move as water would, around each and all obstacles.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5611155
>>5611160
Also drink a lot of it
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>>5611160
"ooooooo"

"aaaaaa"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5611165
>>5611156
Get that student up for a demonstration.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5611165
"Now drink your provided alcoholic drinks and practice"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5611165
>>5611156
BRING UP OUR #1 STUDENT
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>>5611167
"Me?"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5611171
Yes, you.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5611171
Ye, here, drink this margarita, we need to get tipsy
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5611171
Yes, you've just been volunteered. Let us see how knowledge you have absorbed from the Dojo.
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>>5611174
He seems to be doing good so far
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5611181
And without the alcohol too
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5611181
Could he be the ONE?
We need an apprentice.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5611181
…Well shit then, guess we have to do a bit of sparring now don’t we?
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5611183
COULD IT BE?
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5611185
Are the legends we just made up ourselves true!?
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>>5611185
IT COULD BE!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5611185
THAT'S OUR GUY
HE'S GONNA CARRY US TO VICTORY, QUATTRO
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>>5611186
MY GOD! IT'S THE FABLED DISCIPLE! JUST AS THE LEGENDS, WHICH YOU'VE MADE UP 5 MINUTES AGO, FORETOLD!
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

get this man a one piece skeleton costume
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5611191
Take him into the back room and inform him of his DESTINY
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5611191
He is strong, perhaps it is time we introduced him to the next stage of the Drunken Fist. BRING OUT THE COCONUT MARGARITA!!
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>>5611192
>>5611195
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5611203
now you spar but he slaps quattros shit and takes over his dojo
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5611203
he needs a hawaiian shirt to be prime Quattro apprentice and sunglasses
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5611203
It's time, apprentice. We will be moving in to more advanced territory of the Drunken Fist now. Here, drink this Margarita.
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>>5611207
wait hol up

let's not get hasty here
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5611215
some men were born to job
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5611217
surely it's not our quattro tho!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5611219
Hmm.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5611219
Where have all the good rolls gone?
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5611219
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>>5611220
>>5611221
>>5611225
S-surely there's somebody out there that can roll 66+
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>>5611226
its ogre
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5611226
Sorry Quattro, Dice God hates us
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>>5611226
Shit did we just unleash a tokusatsu villain onto the world?

>>5611230
YOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5611230
Hero
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>>5611230
Crisis averted
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5611237
You okay, bro?
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5611237
Nothing happened.
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>>5611238
"Ayy Quattro. Howsit going....the fuck happened there?"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5611246
Just had to teach my new apprentice who's the master of this Dojo.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5611246
overreaction bro, it was just a prank bro no chill lolo
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5611243
>>5611246
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>>5611252
"what"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5611249
>>5611258
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5611258
Sparring got a bit heated, GET ME EMERGENCY MARGARITAS
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5611258
Be my ladyyy of the night
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>>5611246
Wish Quattro had a Jonny bravo Pompidor
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>>5611270
Nothing says we can’t get him one now.
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>>5611262
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>>5611278
Will into growing a Golden Pompidour atop Quattro's head and point to the camera "yeah babeh!"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5611278
Sorry for got to roll
>>5611282
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5611283
Roll 1d100 to manifest a pompadour into existence so you can point at the camera and go "yeah babeh"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5611286
Is it possible?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5611286
Common babeh
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5611286
yes but it doesn't come out right, baby
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>>5611294
OH YOU CAN FEEL IT. THE POMPADOUR. IT CAN MANIFEST.

AAAAANY SECOND NOW
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5611300
Nah, lets initiate our new apprentice instead. He has much to learn.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5611300
ROW ROW POM-PADOUR!
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>>5611302
>>5611300
Ignore this post
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5611302
Damngit ignore this anons request to change away from the pomp
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

What you're seeing now is my normal bald state. This is pompadour guattro
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>>5611302
"Sorry master. I don't know what came over me. It was like I was possessed by murderous intent. I have much to learn"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5611314
The Pompadour manifests now, and it's beautiful. Immaculate, event.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5611314
Yeah, for one, you need to chill, here, have a pina colada
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>>5611314
“Yeah dude it’s alright.”
THUS THOUGH THE POWER OF FORGIVENESS! THE POMP SHINES THOUGH!!!
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5611321
Shit
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>>5611318
COULD IT BE?
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5611321
>>5611326
THROUGH THE POWER OF FORGIVENESS AND UNDERSTANDING!!!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5611326
Here, have a drink bro, my treat :)
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5611330
>>5611326
Such power of kindness! It grows bigger!
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>>5611330
"Oh, thank you, master"
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5611336
And grow the pomp
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>>5611340
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5611351
It is time to move forward with your training, pupil. No, not 'pupil. Apprentice! You are now ready to begin treading the real path of the Drunken Fist, so drink up. This will be your first lesson.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5611359
>>5611351
Jug jug jug
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>>5611359
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5611367
Roll for effect
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5611367
Now crush it with your head.
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>>5611367
The next lesson is more BOOZE MOONSHINE!
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>>5611384
>>5611367
Didn't roll that time
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5611368
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5611385
Oooh Kay? I did the code but it doesn't work now?
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5611386
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5611386
Scary!
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>>5611386
More effect!
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>>5611390
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5611396
FEEL IT, APPRENTICE, FEEL IIIIIIIIT
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5611396
YOU CAN DO IT!!!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5611396
apprentice passed out
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>>5611403
>>5611399
>>5611404
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5611408
Only to awaken as Aprentnce Drunk lvl 1
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5611408
fart
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5611408
White out which I didn't even know you could do!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5611408
The room floods with alcohol(?)
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>>5611409
He has taken the first step towards enlightenment
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5611446
Leave him in his quarters to sleep of the buzz. We have to meet with Marian to ensure the plan is proceeding smoothly
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>>5611448
Oh fuck it's Almost 5 AM. OP gotta sleep now.

Thread will continue later, probably around the same time as this session. Maybe Quattro can finally get those mech designs from Marian.

updates https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5611448
>>5611462
>anon's roll breaks the quest
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5612298
Looking good, handsome.
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>>5612298
Wow 2 days in a row of Bread time.
Must be my birthday!
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>>5612304
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5612309
With this Pomp and this shirt and shades, I think we can solve mysteries in Florida!
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5612309
Now we better check up with Marian;s progress
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>>5612311
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5612320
Wait a minute, what about Bobby!?
Rewind time to his epic chase scene against The Chosen One!
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5612320
>>5612322
It's time to investigate.
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>>5612323
Scene transition to the epic chase
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5612334
Go Bobby! You have to catch him, for the honor of the Chillsaders!
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>>5612338
CAN HE DO IT?
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5612345
Roll for outcome!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5612345
>>5612349
Are they even in the same area?
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5612334
Look out Space Deer!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5612351
Maybe the tunnels run parallel to and criss-cross eachother, making for the perfect adrenaline fueled chase area.
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>>5612351
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5612358
Bobby...
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5612358
The tunnels intersect further down the path! Run faster, Bobby!
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5612358
>>5612360
And of course they lead to different portals.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5612358
zoom out
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>>5612360
"I'M GONNA GET YOU CHOSEN ONE! JUST YOU WAIT!"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5612367
>>5612352
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5612367
world is round anyway
continue investigation of animal cases
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5612367
Why does it feel like the yellows are incompetent?
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5612367
>>5612361
GET 'EM, BOBBY
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>>5612372
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5612367
Cut to Chosen One having a pleasant jog though out the cave.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5612373
CAN HE STOP HIM!?
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5612373
Is it time for bobby to shine for the first time ever since he appeared?
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5612373
I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU BOBBY
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5612373
"AHA CHOSEN ONE I HAVE YOU NOW-"
Bobby gets teleported
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5612373
YOU CAN DO IT BOBBY!!!
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>>5612376
"CHOOOOSEN OOONEEEE"

"BOOOBYYYYY"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5612384
WHERE'S BETTY WHEN WE NEED HER?
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5612384
Both are teleported out to somewhere
>>5612385
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5612384
“CHOOOOOOOOOOOSEN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE”
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5612384
aaaaand they settle it all in Sketten 9
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>>5612385
Watching TV back at USSR HQ
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5612392
it's a game tournament
she still likes to chill once in awhile
maybe it's a chink in her armor?!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5612392
who the hell are we rooting for anyways
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5612392
>>5612396
Honestly we're just there for how badly will Quattro screw this up for everyone
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5612392
She likes British gameshows, huh?
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>>5612396
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5612411
Throw Bobby into a convenient portal
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5612411
It was game of tag all along
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5612411
Welp, there goes Bobby.
We really need stronger yellow subcommanders.
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>>5612417
What a shame.

Anyway back to Quattro
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5612427
It's like he really does even care about the consequences he will bring with his rebellion
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5612427
SRIKE A POZE
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5612427
LOOKIN GOOD QUATTRO
let's go see Shotasniffer and ask her for some favors so we can keep up the bumbling Quattro act
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>>5612427
>>5612428
doesn't, I mean
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>>5612428
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5612436
Now go and meet with Marian, it's almost time to get this show on the road.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5612436
>>5612434
maybe she'll notice our pompadour!
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>>5612437
"Quattro?"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5612455
Yeah where are the designs for my super-awesome mobile suit
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5612455
How is the work progressing, Brother? We are just about ready to begin the uprising, the sabotage virus is in place.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5612455
You got something for us, Marian?
Also tell Marian to put on a wig
he needs a cool hairstyle like us
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>>5612458
"Oh it's going fine, in fact...."

A. "....I've got some mobile suits design you might wanna look over"
B. "....How about you decide which flagship should go into production?"
C. "...I've done nothing but slack off for the past days"
D . [insert dialogue here]
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>>5612477
A. Show us dem mechas OP
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5612477
A
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>>5612480
>>5612481
"Alright, give them a look"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5612477
>A. "....I've got some mobile suits design you might wanna look over"
We already decided to build the not!SpaceBattleshipYamato here >>5606681
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5612483
Zaku?
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5612483
Bottom right has sunglasses pick that one
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5612483
Yo holy shit the bottom right is fucking sick Marian. You're the best little brother a guy could ask for.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5612483
THAT BOTTOM RIGHT ONE YEAH
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>>5612489
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5612504
top left it is. But gonna write something on those shoulders first.
what I should write...
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5612504
NOW WE CAN CONTINUE WITH THE QUART
BOTTOM RIGHT LOCK IN
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5612504
Lock in, Bottom Right for great justice!
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5612504
WAIT CHOOSE THE SAZABI LOOKIN ONE
ALSO GIVE MARIAN A WIG
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5612504
What's in thay mystery box
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>>5612505
Top Lefft?

Are you suuuuuuuuure?
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5612525
>>5612506
>>5612507
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5612525
Bottom right!
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5612525
Yes
and write your favorite game quotes on the shoulders
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5612525
Mystery box
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5612525
No, bottom right mech lock in
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>>5612536
Hot damn son!
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5612525
What about the fifth one?
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>>5612536
Damn Alright then
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5612558
Hug it
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5612558
Give Marian a wig as a reward and a more greenish suit with some yellow tints.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5612558
aw fuck, we locked into bad ending with that mech
I dunno if greg shouldepads can overdo notsazabi curse
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>>5612558
SRIKE A POSE MECH
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>>5612564
Preposterous.How could we be locked into a bad end with that mech design? Don't worry about it.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5612576
>>5612563
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5612576
yea yea, they all say like that, then they start fighting and rolling on grass and acquire lolis.
Speaking of lolis

we need pettanko in our forces.
probably elite mech pilot too
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5612576
>>5612579
I see we're making Quattro the most despicable protagonist since SRQ3
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5612576
Aww yeah pretty momma
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>>5612584
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>>5612584
rude
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5612591
>>5612563
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5612591
we are just distracting people that this turns into SRP4
ahem
at least we do not sell our new fancy tech in this mech to any random upstart with daddy issues, right?
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>>5612593
"..."
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

thanks for bread OP, but I'm afraid I do not have your power of staying this late anymore
>>5612599
where we get all this budget on costumes is beyond me
I think Quattro fatted up some nice dosh to afford all that
Good videogame business?
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5612599
Nice looking good, bro
finally we need another... more competent subcommander that's not bobby. preferably a mech pilot
>>5612579
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>>5612601
I wish we could do something to win betty back
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>>5612600
Don't worry about it
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5612615
got it, SRP backlog sales it is
anyway, send flowers and chocolate to Betty with note "plz come back"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5612615
we need to find us an elite mech pilot, quatt man
preferably a girl
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5612615
Hell yah, now super cool Pilot loading into Mech sequence engage!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5612621
>>5612615
...Betty!
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>>5612621
Alright kids, where can The Quatt find this possible pilot?
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5612636
What about alternative Betty, or your space mobile suit pilot training facilities you build on that asteroid awhile back
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5612636
The hangar bays for the Red's mech copters!
We'll have to put on the bumbling quattro disguise again and hope Shotasniffer isn't there, but I'm sure we can find someone!
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>>5612642
TO THE RED HANGARS!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5612647
Don't forget the disguise
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5612647
COOL loading screen with Quattro in his speedboat
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5612647
NO WAIT DON'T RU-
>Slips on banana peel.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5612647
Don't forget to remove the Pompadour!
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>>5612650
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>>5612654
It was a good nes game
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5612654
We've arrived!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5612654
Important factor for hiring new pilot is flat chest
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>>5612659
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5612660
It's for aerodynamics reasons
Honest
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5612660
Nothing sus about it, OP.
>>5612658
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>>5612664
Shit, entrance's guarded
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5612671
Nah, we're cool with these guys
Luckily we brought some cases of beer from the boat.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5612671
Distract them with game boy and tetris
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5612675
>>5612671
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5612675
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5612689
ezpz
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5612689
Easy.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5612689
Easy
Maybe even too easy
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>>5612693
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5612700
Do the ol hide the bodies in the bushes trick and lets make our way inside.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5612700
NOW TAKE THEIR CLOTHES QUATTRO

TAKE BOTH EVEN THOUGH YOU ONLY NEED TO STEAL ONE. MUHAHAHAHAHA
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5612700
Now, move further in.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5612700
Don't forget to get back game boy and tetris
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5612700
Pull out our Plank Dotector. Wouldn't wanna accidentally walk on big-titted ara-aras ready to crush Quattro's pelvis!
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

The afro is overkill. Quattro is losing track of who he is
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

Oh boy im sure glad to be awake from my almost 6 year coma I sure hope Quattro won the island competition and still the chill vibe skeleton I know and love.
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sorry gamers, i passed out without knowing
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5613020
Immediate success for Quattro for his next 5 rolls as punishment for this immense blunder
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5613020
>>5613022
OP fainted again for this
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5613020
>>5613110
>>5613022
I can't believe Quattro and Marian murdered OP
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>>5613542
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>>5613569
quick, destroy the vtuber nsfw art he drew
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5613569
>>5613570
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>>5613573
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5613575
Back to Quattro after he cruelly attacked some guardsmen who would have let him in
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>>5613576
Alright, making sure the coast is clear
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5613580
Stuff them in a bin, stripping them of their clothes for disguises
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>>5613582
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5613594
Walk in like you own the place.
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>>5613595
Strutting around in this getup makes you feel confident.

Maybe the reds were really onto something
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5613602
Now we must find some mech pilot
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5613602
Don't forget why we're here, the Mecha Pilot must be found.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5613602
Put on a pair of gucci suspenders
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>>5613607
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5613612
Now we are ballin
Time to execute our nefarious scheme to find that pilot or wahtever. But if theres a couch on the way we need to chill on it. Roll not to find distractions
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5613615
Yeah do that.
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>>5613615
Oh shit
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5613622
Well shit.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5613622
Fight against the couch!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5613622
Thats not a couch, its a bread in front of a pillow and surrounded by statues of boxing gloves. This is true avant-garde socialist art It brings a tear to my eye. Long live the USSR
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>>5613623
The couch's allure! It's so strong!
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5613633
KILL IT
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>>5613634
b-but...such beauty! Such magnificence!
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5613636
Resist the couch!
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5613633
Oh ok then, it’s no biggi then lol. Lures are for fishes, and we’re a skeleton B)
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5613636
sit on it
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>>5613638
Resssiisssttt
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5613656
Eh fu k it, take a seat. What’s the worst that could happen?
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5613656
WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO QUATTRO
COME ON
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5613656
NO ITS A MIMIC
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>>5613669
BUT THINK OF HOW COMFY IT IS
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5613676
ROLL TO RESIST
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5613676
Aw please Quattro, its the reds, those joyless sods likely made it out of old springs and shit
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5613676
Succumb! Sccuuuuuuuuunb!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5613681
Fucking internet conked out for a bit

Anyway
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5613695
>internet conked out
Bullshit, you spent that time rigging the dice.
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>>5613697
No I didn't
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5613695
Hell yeah pussy facing the world style!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5613695
Jesus what the fuck
>>5613699
Uhuh, sure
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5613699
A reminder to never trust OP
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>>5613701
>>5613703
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5613706
welp I guess we're snoozing on the couch until someone finds us
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5613703
Definitely one of top 10 Mob moments of time
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>>5613707
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5613710
Rolling for good luck's in addition to good sleep
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5613710
*someone* finds us
THAT ELITE MECH PILOT PERHAPS?
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5613710
>>5613711
>>5613712
Both of these things.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5613711
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5613723
PRAISE FATHER! ALL GLORY TO CHAOS! NO MORE PAIN NO MORE FEAR
S L A U G H T E R
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>>5613723
>>5613724
oh boy I hope she's cute
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>>5613724
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5613734
Behold! The secret Chillsader technique! Sleepy-Laser Eyes!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5613734
Quattro wake up!
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>>5613738
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5613740
BRING UP THE CHARACTER CREATION SCREEN OR CAMEO WHEEL
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5613740
COULD IT BE THE MECH PILOT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR?
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5613740
Back to work, dumbass
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

wait a minute, why do we need a mech? Mechs are pretty lame, not gonna lie. We could hire a badass mercenary to help us out, like a skeleton in a mohawk, I saw this advert on boneslist.
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>>5613741
OF COURSE! YOU ARE JUST HAPPENED TO BE WOKEN UP BY THE MECH PILOT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR! LET'S MOVE ONTO CHARACTER SELECTION

but first, we need it to load
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5613748
Ah fuck no the ads
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5613748
War thunder advertisement for free gold and coins and XP booster.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5613748
Damn this shit always takes 10 minutes.
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>>5613752
I blame whoever installed 900 gorillion mods
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5613755
IMMERSIVE CUTLERY MOD SERIES ARE VERY IMPORTANT
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5613755
its your computer OP
stop going to loverslab
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5613755
Look man! We NEEDED the skeleton boobs mod! The game was unplayable so try out it!
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5613755
foreverial tiedup marian, fat, fully wrapped up, cash mummified, all forevially tiedup all over from fully delitized to fully delitized feet. happy and smiling wide open permanent dollar mouthed despite tiedup
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>>5613760
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5613762
Aaaaaany second now
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5613762
>>5613760
damn it you always install these mods, anon
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>>5613765
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5613769
bro what happened to our loading bar
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5613769
How many porn mods do we have installed, Todd Almighty this is taking forever.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5613769
Alright, fuck it, just grab the bloody black bar and stretch it until loading screen is full
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5613765
Don’t talk like you don’t!
>>5613769
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>>5613772
Careful now, you don't wanna break something
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5613777
Firmly grasp it
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5613777
With this many mods? Pshawwww
nah, there's no way
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>>5613777
Just push it back into being a straight line
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5613778
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5613782
this can only go well
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5613777
Fuck it. Break something,
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5613782
Correct it
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>>5613785
Damnit Quattro
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5613789
the new person fixes it for us!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5613789
Its forming a swastika! The investors! Egads! Bent it quickly!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5613789
OBEY ME YOU LOADING BAR
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>>5613792
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5613794
OKAY LOAD THE THING ALREADY JESUS
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5613794
This thing........... dear lord....................... its oddly sexual............... got dam..............
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5613794
Color the loading bar with a marker and just said it complete.
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>>5613795
>jesus
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5613800
now just place the cross sideways and it should be good...
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5613800
Our pompadour is actually a thumbs up.......................... wicked.............. gang shit
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5613800
Now man! Snap it in half and stuff it in!!!
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5613800
get blessed
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>>5613805
Wait.....probably got that wrong somehow
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5613811
Uninstall the game.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5613811
Oh well can't be helped. Let's get to that character creation screen.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5613811
Draw a cock & balls
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5613811
Just stretch it
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>>5613814
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5613818
>>5613813
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5613818
Ah! Here it is! Stuff the chicken in and we'll have it complete!
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5613818
Our system has all sorts of problems. Its probably viruses from watching Bonetube. Install antivirus
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>>5613822
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5613825
[Unhinged rant about plot progression]
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5613825
There we go, now its loading perfectly.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5613825
I call my nephew to help me figure out this shit. Josh my system wont run and I cant uninstall the antivuris anymore. Do it for me
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>>5613826
Quattro goes on an unhinged rant about how when he finally got to be the main character, he still had to do with OP's time stalling bullshit
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5613833
A fucking hour of this. Lets pat ourselves on the back for being absolute wastes of time and potential. Go team
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5613833
FINALLY GET TO THE CHARACTER CREATION
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>>5613833
And then the loading finishes.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5613837
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>>5613835
Damn son calm down
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5613846
TOP RIGHT
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5613846
TOP LEFT FOR CANON
YEAH
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5613846
Top left
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5613846
B-B-B-B OTTOM LEFT
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5613846
Bottom Left
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>>5613849
Hmmm I wonder if anon has any particular reasons to choose this option
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5613858
I need that top left canon, OP
it's the only way forward
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5613858
*sweats profusely*
w-wuh? M-me?
Surely not! nope, no, negative!

MILK
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5613846
Fifth one[spoiler/]
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>>5613859
Of course, this is also one of the two small chest option. I see what you're about
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5613865
Nothing sussy about it, OP. Lock it in.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5613865
Josh how do I click these again? It just keeps scrolling down.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5613865
I REFUSE! TOP LEFT!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5613865
NO OP DON'T.

PICK TOP RIGHT. I BEG.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5613865
Goddamn, are we really going to ignore that bottom left tomboy?
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>>5613872
Booop
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5613873
hey wait a minute that's just the cameo version of the girl from the police department
go back to top left
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5613873
Guess Lock it in
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5613873
Gentlemen, let's be civilized. We aren't animals.

LETS PICK THEM ALL.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5613877
>>5613873
This man is the only based man in this thread. I bow before his superiority,
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>>5613877
>69
The dice bless my suggestion.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5613873
Licku licku licku licku licku
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>>5613877
YOU FOOL! THE SYSTEM CAN'T HANDLE IT
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5613887
AH GO BACK TO CHOOSING ONLY ONE THEN
THE GIRL IN THE TOP LEFT
THE MOST CANON CHOICE
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5613887
DOWNLOAD MORE RAM THEN.

MORE POWEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5613887
You know what, the big boobus in the top right is the best choice. Maybe we can pick up the nerd for Marian later.
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>>5613887
PICK THE FIFTH ONE DAMN YOU!!!
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5613887
Rub your chin in deep, profound contemplation at sudden increase of anons playing, pondering the possible root causes and implications
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>>5613891
SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5613893
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5613897
>>5613888
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5613897
BIGGUS BOOBIUS!
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5613897
Give me the succ immediately
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5613897
TAKE MY POWEEEEEEER

THE PEOPLE MUST BE SATISFIED
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>>5613906
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5613910
Eenie meeeenie mayny moooooooh............
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5613910
ANONS, LEND ME YOUR POWER. IF WE TRY, REALLY TRY, WE CAN GET THEM ALLLL!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5613910
>>5613888
so much plot done today....
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>>5613913
"...you okay there, bro?"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5613917
Pass out.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5613917
Yeah we're completely FINE
no we're not
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>>5613917
>>5613917
Ohh.. You just spook me their Rosa or did I forgot your name again.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5613917
I can't belive we gave up on the boobs and the tomboy for this. Life is not fair.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5613917
NOOOO

WE NEED THE REST
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5613917
This is domestic abuse
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5613917
>>5613921
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>>5613923
You're acting mighty sussy, Quattro. Yelling and screaming in the middle of the hangar like that. Onlookers may call security
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5613926
get a hold of yourself, Quattro
there's a mech pilot right in front of us
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>>5613927
Technically she's behind you right now
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5613926
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*faints uncooly*
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5613929
OKAY, behind us then
go talk to her, apply the Quattro charm
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5613929
Give up. Surrender to entropy.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5613929
WILL THE REST OF THE TEAM INTO EXISTANCE!
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5613929
Put yourself together, stop acting so among us sus 100%
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>>5613933
Get a grip, Quattro. There is no "rest of the team".

They never existed.

And they never will.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5613939
>>5613931
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5613939
Stop actin up! You sussy piece of bones. You quit that out right now!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5613939
I CAN DOOOO EEEEEEET

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5613939
>>5613921
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>>5613945
"Ah, well...."

A."...you got it right, it's me, Rosa"
B."....I'm actually [insert name here]"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5613949
Rosa von Jewburner, how could I forget?
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5613949
Cuttingboard...
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5613949
Lirzarstanses
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>>5613952
"..the fuck did you just call me?"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5613958
>>5613951
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5613958
Flat like the desert sand.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5613958
What's it going, Cityslicker?
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5613958
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug your name???
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5613958
Uhmm nothing, Rosa.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5613958
Cutting board
No boobs
Flat
Mosquito bite size boobs
Shall I go on...?
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>>5613963
"Hug your name? What's that supposed to mean? How do you hug a name?"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5613968
>>5613951
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5613968
Karate Chop.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5613968
Whatever girl, share some of those jellybeans with me.
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>>5613969
"Riiiight....Anyway, why are you here, Quattro?"

Oh shit how could she tell. Your disguise is perfect
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5613973
I'm after that bread. And I heard you're the best baker available.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5613973
I'm here to kidnap you, Rosa.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5613973
>>5613975
HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5613973
Well shit, the jeg is up. “Needed a mech pilot, knew you’re the best there is sooooooooo”
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>>5613980
"Well, clearly it's because I'm very observant. Definitely not because...."

A. "...your disguise is about as effective as that time Bobby tried to hide from Shotasniffer by putting a lampshade on his head and standing really still in a corner"
B. "...I saw the security footage of you knocking out and stealing the clothes of the 2 guards back there"
C. "...I had a crush on you for the longest time. This is definitely not the reason. Don't think about this option."
D. "...you're still wearing your yellow sunglasses, dumbass"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5613993
A, B and D
She has us caught out...
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5613993
C and D
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>>5613997
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5614000
Damn skeleincest runs DEEEP.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5614000
Get to the kidnapping already.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5614000
I got some jellybeans. Do you like jelly beans?
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>>5614001
...Not as deep as Luke's greatsword inside Lilly, HEYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO----
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5614008
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
now let's convince Rose to join the chillsaders as a mech pilot.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5614008
How many layers of sleep deprivation are you on right now
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5614011
Surely the ol' Quattro Charm can do its thing

+30 bonus for some mysterious reason
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5614019
Quattro has big dice, that's why he gets the +30 bonus.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5614019
Roll
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>>5614023
New follower get
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5614038
Now, let's get out of here and get you into some yellow, Rosa.
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>>5614039
As Quattro returns to the secret base with the rebellion's newest mech pilot, Shotasniffer felt a disturbance in the overall competence level of the yellows.

Gotta be an omen
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5614044
Uhhh Marian, what's this spine chilling feeling I feel?
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5614044
Nah. They probably just became more competent at drinkmixing.
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>>5614046
"Oh you felt it too? I dunno what it was but I instinctively dove under the desk for cover."
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5614038
Get her to a safe location then commit WOLOLO
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5614051
I say we don't trigger Shotasniffer's wrath. She'll destroy us if we keep doing suspicious actions.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5614051
Also im sure it's nothing.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5614051
Never mind that now, how are the material transfer going from the USSR stockpile to the Quattrosubs? We're almost ready to start the uprising, and we can't be here on the island when it happens. We have to get all the blueprints and as much shit we can out of here so we can build our weapons of war elsewhere.
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>>5614054
Probably nothing. Anyway, the rebellion's shaping up nicely. You have acquired both assets and personnel. Soon enough it would be time to strike.

And since it's 6 AM over here, it's time for me to pass out now. See ya when thread 2 happens

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5614057
gg OP
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>>5614058
>>
This was the most important episode.
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>>5614073
hey not my fault we didn't get tomboy notOhgi cause OP foresake even more sleep than I am turns out
>>5613952
dice never lie, she pads chest
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>>5614062
where's bread, OP
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>>5614748
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>>5614765
Why did lolisniffer think it was a good idea to put all his children on a single island with no connection to the outside world
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>>5614044
Rosa can't be that much more competent than Rasputin, can she?
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>>5614379
I would've went with big titty one if I wasn't asleep as well
Ah well
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>>5614803
What, and NOT use the island he owns? Anon you're clearly delirious

>>5614819
Well, clearly it's because:

A. Rasputin can hide his presence
B. He was never really on the Yellows' side DUN DUN DUN
C. Perhaps under a purely mecha-piloting perspective
D. The Rebel Rasputin....is a body double!
E. OP was sleep deprived and was pulling sentences out of his ass
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>>5614831
A and C, totally not E no way not a chance
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>>5614831
A because he is OP
B because he has stated that he really just wants conflict LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF SKELETON ISLAND
C because Marian sure isn't one
And of course, E is the true answer because OP keeps insisting on staying up until 4am, idiot
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5614829
that's anti del petto policy
>>5614831
EC
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5614831
e
>>5614379
What are you talking about, getting that cutting board was critical for optimal aerodynamics.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5614831
>>5614885
The real answers
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>>5614831
OP has ran away, thus postponing the result of whether Bobby got sent to Skyrim
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>>5615006
>What are you talking about, getting that cutting board was critical for optimal aerodynamics.
well she isn't in pilot suit right now, is she
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OP overrslept, what an idiot
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5615466
How's Bobby faring?
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>>5615470
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5615474
Wake up, you're being interrogated by someone
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5615474
OP needs his beauty sleep
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5615474
I thought you were gonna start a new thread ,OP
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>>5615478
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5615480
You already slept get back up
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5615480
>>5615479
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>>5615481
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5615483
roll against bed
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>>5615484
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5615485
get outta bed and make a new thread, OP
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5615485
Anyway check what Betty is doing
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>>5615486
fine
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5615489
but you could retire early if you just keep today adventure to bump limit.
or switch to ascii or something
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>>5615490
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5615493
*image limit
decisions
decisions

Almost as heavy as SRP4 budget
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5615489
Get a breakfast burrito.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5615493
Suddenly booze.
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>>5615498
>>5615498
>>5615498
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5615489
>>5615487

>>5615494
Wasn't the SRQ3 budget spent on hiring Edward
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

*claps hands*

begin the showm I am ready to be entertained
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>>5615501
that's 3rd SRP, we are talking about unannounced one sequel SRP 4



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