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Skeleton Island 3: Quattro's C(...) 03/26/23(Sun)01:49:48 No.5615498

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Skeleton Island 3: Quattro's COunterattack Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)01:49:48 No.5615498 Archived

OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.

But soon you will have your revenge! You have secretly amassed your forces right under the noses of the United Shota Sniffing Republic. Soon, Quattro's rebellion will commence!

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL)
03/26/23(Sun)01:52:05 No.5615502

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL) 03/26/23(Sun)01:52:05 No.5615502

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5615498
But first, Betty

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)01:52:17 No.5615503

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)01:52:17 No.5615503

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5615498
what an absolute banger of a poster after all
punch self in the face in amazement

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)01:56:28 No.5615511

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)01:56:28 No.5615511

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>>5615502
Betty Spaghetti

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)01:57:09 No.5615512

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)01:57:09 No.5615512

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5615511
she seems to try to go to her secret stash
what it could be about

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)01:57:17 No.5615513

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)01:57:17 No.5615513

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5615511
Let's get back to the main story with Quattro.
Quattro holds a meeting with Marian, Rasputin and Rosa.

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL)
03/26/23(Sun)01:57:56 No.5615514

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL) 03/26/23(Sun)01:57:56 No.5615514

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5615511
>>5615512
Quattro's Stupid Acts Seasons 1 -6

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)01:58:37 No.5615515

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)01:58:37 No.5615515

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5615511
Shotasniffer moment.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)02:00:07 No.5615516

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)02:00:07 No.5615516

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>>5615512

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)02:00:26 No.5615517

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)02:00:26 No.5615517

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5615516
>>5615513

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)02:01:04 No.5615518

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)02:01:04 No.5615518

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5615516
it's all ~~rare copies of Super Robot Pilot series~~
Critically acclaimed franchise!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)02:07:28 No.5615520

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)02:07:28 No.5615520

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>>5615517
"Rosa"

"Oh hey Rasputi---Wait what"

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL)
03/26/23(Sun)02:08:27 No.5615521

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL) 03/26/23(Sun)02:08:27 No.5615521

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5615520
Rasputin gives an excuse

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)02:09:11 No.5615523

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)02:09:11 No.5615523

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5615520
yea, funny story you know
"explanations sequence"

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)02:17:24 No.5615526

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)02:17:24 No.5615526

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>>5615521
Surely the reasoning he gives will be entirely logical and in no way sus

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)02:18:29 No.5615527

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)02:18:29 No.5615527

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5615526
roll against it, maybe rasputin will que rosa for REAL reason

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
03/26/23(Sun)02:18:53 No.5615529

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 03/26/23(Sun)02:18:53 No.5615529

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5615526
He just wants to give war a chance

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)02:20:18 No.5615531

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)02:20:18 No.5615531

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5615527
Roll 1d100 for Rosa

The Ras has +30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)02:21:02 No.5615532

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)02:21:02 No.5615532

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5615531
yeah we ain't winning this

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)02:21:56 No.5615534

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)02:21:56 No.5615534

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5615531
rasputin reasoning is too stronk
no you don't need to squeeze my head

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)02:30:26 No.5615538

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)02:30:26 No.5615538

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>>5615532
>>5615534
Rasputin then goes on an unhinged rant about how things have been peaceful for so long, and we should go back to the good ol days of Skeleton Island.

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)02:31:50 No.5615540

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)02:31:50 No.5615540

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5615538
Calm Rasputin down, Quattro. We just wanted revenge on Shotasniffer for taking everything from us.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)02:31:54 No.5615541

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)02:31:54 No.5615541

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5615538
yea, back to chilling it out and traveling on a yacht
says quattro and serves everyone some snacks

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)02:40:14 No.5615545

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)02:40:14 No.5615545

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>>5615540

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)02:42:03 No.5615546

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)02:42:03 No.5615546

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5615545
Back away slowly Quattro, we uh don't wanna get punched

Anonymous (ID: z5GgVKlF)
03/26/23(Sun)02:42:04 No.5615547

Anonymous (ID: z5GgVKlF) 03/26/23(Sun)02:42:04 No.5615547

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5615545
Kick him in the pelvic bone to calm him down.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)02:42:26 No.5615548

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)02:42:26 No.5615548

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5615545
yea, look what Rasputin came into being
shotasniffer is horrible
she made us ~~productive members of society~~
the horror

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)02:48:49 No.5615552

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)02:48:49 No.5615552

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>>5615548
That monster!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)02:49:27 No.5615553

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)02:49:27 No.5615553

>>5615552
We must get revenge.. I think it's time to start planning our first strike.

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)02:50:27 No.5615555

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)02:50:27 No.5615555

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5615552
>>5615553
my dice

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)02:50:41 No.5615556

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)02:50:41 No.5615556

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5615552
My videogame backlog increased twice the size!
Twice!
it becoming bigger exponentially since reds won, this madness must stop!
I had to rent entire new warehouse to keep unbuild plastic models!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)02:52:07 No.5615559

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)02:52:07 No.5615559

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>>5615555

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)02:53:02 No.5615560

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)02:53:02 No.5615560

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5615559
Sorry, what I was gonna say let's pull a pearl harbor on Red and take out their things with a surprise strike. Like their airport for example.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)02:53:09 No.5615561

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)02:53:09 No.5615561

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5615559
goddammit anons, we are having serious meeting here, stop play skeletons and subways 3rd edition already

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)02:55:04 No.5615562

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)02:55:04 No.5615562

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>>5615560

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)02:55:58 No.5615563

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)02:55:58 No.5615563

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5615562
We'll need some fighter jets though. Some fighter jets that can transform into mechs. Marian, got any?

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)02:57:28 No.5615564

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)02:57:28 No.5615564

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5615562
let's oversee overall important Red facilities we know of via map or list

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)03:07:59 No.5615571

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)03:07:59 No.5615571

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>>5615564
Let's see. The main airport. The various war machine factories. The launch base. The mecha hangars. The labs. And of course. Red HQ itself, where Shotasniffer resides.

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)03:08:43 No.5615572

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)03:08:43 No.5615572

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5615571
The airport, warmachine factories; we need to capture the mecha hangars for ourselves.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)03:08:53 No.5615573

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)03:08:53 No.5615573

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5615571
what about their logistic network
we need to start from there

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
03/26/23(Sun)03:11:27 No.5615574

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 03/26/23(Sun)03:11:27 No.5615574

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5615571
Let's steal some moar stuff first

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)03:19:22 No.5615577

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)03:19:22 No.5615577

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>>5615574

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)03:19:48 No.5615578

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)03:19:48 No.5615578

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5615577
>>5615563

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)03:20:33 No.5615579

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)03:20:33 No.5615579

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5615577
I heard it wasn't that good
let's raid their labs for super secret research, maybe we'll find something to dirt their public image

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)03:21:58 No.5615580

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)03:21:58 No.5615580

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5615577
Maybe we should seek out Lilly first, she has plenty of experience stealing from the reds.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)03:24:45 No.5615583

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)03:24:45 No.5615583

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>>5615578
"I'll see what I can do"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)03:25:38 No.5615584

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)03:25:38 No.5615584

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5615583
>>5615580

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)03:25:49 No.5615585

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)03:25:49 No.5615585

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5615583
make sure they have loud speakers
but still in meanwhile I think we should raid the lab

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)03:28:44 No.5615586

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)03:28:44 No.5615586

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>>5615584
"Yeah, we could send out an envoy. Discreetly"

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)03:30:00 No.5615588

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)03:30:00 No.5615588

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5615586
Make sure to arm them with some rocket lawn chairs, for self defense of course.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)03:31:50 No.5615591

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)03:31:50 No.5615591

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5615586
add some plushies as a gift

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)03:33:02 No.5615592

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)03:33:02 No.5615592

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>>5615588

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)03:34:17 No.5615595

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)03:34:17 No.5615595

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5615592
man those look comfortable

Anonymous (ID: z5GgVKlF)
03/26/23(Sun)03:34:51 No.5615596

Anonymous (ID: z5GgVKlF) 03/26/23(Sun)03:34:51 No.5615596

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5615592
Now Marian has a coffee break.

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)03:35:14 No.5615597

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)03:35:14 No.5615597

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5615592
hell yeah, Quattro does a sick pose while the rocket lawnchairs streak through the sky in the background

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)03:42:11 No.5615602

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>>5615597

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)03:43:45 No.5615604

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)03:43:45 No.5615604

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5615602
Let's make a new yellow uniform for Rosa.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)03:44:31 No.5615605

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)03:44:31 No.5615605

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5615602
capturing airbase under pretense of doing rocket lawnchair airshow is good idea actually

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)03:49:20 No.5615609

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)03:49:20 No.5615609

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>>5615604
Incredibly high effort costume idea

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)03:49:57 No.5615611

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)03:49:57 No.5615611

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5615609
it's as simple as that

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)03:52:05 No.5615612

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)03:52:05 No.5615612

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5615609
those red hair bows hurt my eyes, make them yellow immediately

Anonymous (ID: z5GgVKlF)
03/26/23(Sun)03:52:12 No.5615613

Anonymous (ID: z5GgVKlF) 03/26/23(Sun)03:52:12 No.5615613

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5615609
Change the color of her bows too. No red must remain.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)03:53:16 No.5615614

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)03:53:16 No.5615614

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>>5615611
Oh wait forgot the rbbons

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)03:54:38 No.5615616

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)03:54:38 No.5615616

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5615614
nice, now lets do some martial arts training

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)03:54:46 No.5615617

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)03:54:46 No.5615617

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5615614
she cute
but doesn't she need a mech like ours?
something something doga something

Anonymous (ID: XfqSVZbO)
03/26/23(Sun)03:55:01 No.5615618

Anonymous (ID: XfqSVZbO) 03/26/23(Sun)03:55:01 No.5615618

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5615614
Try white ribbons

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)03:55:12 No.5615619

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)03:55:12 No.5615619

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oh shit my hand slipped

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)03:55:46 No.5615621

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)03:55:46 No.5615621

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5615619
>>5615617

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)03:55:59 No.5615623

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)03:55:59 No.5615623

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5615619
give her tank top

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL)
03/26/23(Sun)03:56:22 No.5615624

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL) 03/26/23(Sun)03:56:22 No.5615624

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5615614
Be reminded of Betty

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL)
03/26/23(Sun)03:57:24 No.5615626

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL) 03/26/23(Sun)03:57:24 No.5615626

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5615619
>>5615624

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)03:57:44 No.5615628

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)03:57:44 No.5615628

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5615619
Honestly? Kinda based. Lets keep it.

Anonymous (ID: XfqSVZbO)
03/26/23(Sun)03:58:47 No.5615631

Anonymous (ID: XfqSVZbO) 03/26/23(Sun)03:58:47 No.5615631

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5615619
swap the colors

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)04:02:49 No.5615639

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>>5615628
It cannot be! We ended up with even MORE red than before! How did this happen?!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)04:03:25 No.5615641

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)04:03:25 No.5615641

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5615639
>>5615617

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
03/26/23(Sun)04:03:57 No.5615642

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 03/26/23(Sun)04:03:57 No.5615642

>>5615639
Give her a hawaiian shirt and a bowler hat

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)04:04:12 No.5615643

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)04:04:12 No.5615643

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5615639
How about something new... something interesting... a whole new fashion statement: Orange.

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL)
03/26/23(Sun)04:04:14 No.5615644

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL) 03/26/23(Sun)04:04:14 No.5615644

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5615639
>>5615626

Anonymous (ID: XfqSVZbO)
03/26/23(Sun)04:04:21 No.5615645

Anonymous (ID: XfqSVZbO) 03/26/23(Sun)04:04:21 No.5615645

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5615639
Need to fix this ASAP, there's a red spy in our base!

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
03/26/23(Sun)04:05:02 No.5615647

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 03/26/23(Sun)04:05:02 No.5615647

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5615642
ahj

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)04:06:08 No.5615648

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)04:06:08 No.5615648

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5615643
blashemy!
next time you start calling red as pink!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)04:07:56 No.5615650

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)04:07:56 No.5615650

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>>5615643
BLASPHEME!

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL)
03/26/23(Sun)04:08:38 No.5615651

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL) 03/26/23(Sun)04:08:38 No.5615651

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5615650
ORANGE??????
AAAAAAAARGH

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
03/26/23(Sun)04:08:43 No.5615652

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 03/26/23(Sun)04:08:43 No.5615652

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5615650
Interesting....

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)04:08:43 No.5615653

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)04:08:43 No.5615653

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5615650
>>5615614
This one is proper on the right.
Just give her a custom mech now, Marian.

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)04:08:51 No.5615654

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)04:08:51 No.5615654

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5615650
Shotasniffer senses a disturbance.

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
03/26/23(Sun)04:09:12 No.5615655

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 03/26/23(Sun)04:09:12 No.5615655

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5615650
Try on a robe and a wizard hat

Anonymous (ID: z5GgVKlF)
03/26/23(Sun)04:09:29 No.5615657

Anonymous (ID: z5GgVKlF) 03/26/23(Sun)04:09:29 No.5615657

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5615650
Give her a ribbon, like the one a mayor would wear.

Anonymous (ID: J6HvvLY3)
03/26/23(Sun)04:09:46 No.5615659

Anonymous (ID: J6HvvLY3) 03/26/23(Sun)04:09:46 No.5615659

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5615650
no no no, we are trying to overthrow the red not merge with them. Banana her up quattro, really give her the banana, jam it in there

Anonymous (ID: XfqSVZbO)
03/26/23(Sun)04:10:14 No.5615660

Anonymous (ID: XfqSVZbO) 03/26/23(Sun)04:10:14 No.5615660

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5615650
Make it more lime

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)04:11:50 No.5615661

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)04:11:50 No.5615661

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5615650
The statement this outfit makes is impeccable... The orange, the brown secondary colors, truly this is an outfit to represent all of skeletonkind.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)04:12:04 No.5615662

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)04:12:04 No.5615662

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5615650
our grafics card only support RGBY

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)04:13:59 No.5615666

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)04:13:59 No.5615666

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>>5615651

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)04:14:18 No.5615667

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)04:14:18 No.5615667

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5615666
>>5615653

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)04:14:57 No.5615668

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)04:14:57 No.5615668

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5615666
calm down quattri it's just dithering >>5615662

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)04:15:15 No.5615669

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)04:15:15 No.5615669

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5615666
Marian is sick of our outfit related hijinx, lets move on.

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg)
03/26/23(Sun)04:16:05 No.5615670

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg) 03/26/23(Sun)04:16:05 No.5615670

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5615666
Holy trips, satan!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)04:18:15 No.5615675

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)04:18:15 No.5615675

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>>5615667
"yeah okay. gimme some time"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)04:19:14 No.5615676

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)04:19:14 No.5615676

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5615675
Can you restyle our pompadour into something more Char like?

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)04:19:35 No.5615677

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)04:19:35 No.5615677

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5615675
wipe those glasses, they are giving red shade

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)04:20:21 No.5615678

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)04:20:21 No.5615678

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5615675
Damnit Quattro! Didn't you watch Scary God Mother 2! Keep your face in one position too long and it'll stay that way!

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL)
03/26/23(Sun)04:20:28 No.5615679

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL) 03/26/23(Sun)04:20:28 No.5615679

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5615675
>>5615676
Or the actual Quattro like

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)04:29:54 No.5615682

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)04:29:54 No.5615682

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>>5615676
Boop

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)04:30:23 No.5615683

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)04:30:23 No.5615683

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5615682
Make it a mullet

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)04:31:01 No.5615684

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)04:31:01 No.5615684

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5615682
good
let's keep this for the entire playthrough

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)04:31:11 No.5615686

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)04:31:11 No.5615686

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5615682
pompadur is very char like, ignore that anon
this just makes you look like sleazebag or mazinger z

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg)
03/26/23(Sun)04:33:40 No.5615687

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg) 03/26/23(Sun)04:33:40 No.5615687

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5615682
>>5615686
And keep sunglasses yellow, god damn you!

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)04:34:57 No.5615688

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)04:34:57 No.5615688

>>5615687
correct!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)04:37:12 No.5615689

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)04:37:12 No.5615689

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>>5615687
>Scary God Mother 2

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)04:38:18 No.5615692

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)04:38:18 No.5615692

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5615689
Let's go on that sneaking mission to steal tech from the Red labs on skeleton Island. Bring Rosa with us.

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)04:39:09 No.5615694

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)04:39:09 No.5615694

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5615689
that movie was fucking great, anyways lets go find a merchant to acquire some gear in preparation for our thieving endeavors.

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL)
03/26/23(Sun)04:39:20 No.5615695

Anonymous (ID: wngzq9uL) 03/26/23(Sun)04:39:20 No.5615695

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5615689
>>5615692
But who's in control of the lab?

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)04:39:21 No.5615696

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)04:39:21 No.5615696

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5615689
that's better!
I'd even say that's ~~super!~~

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg)
03/26/23(Sun)04:41:04 No.5615697

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg) 03/26/23(Sun)04:41:04 No.5615697

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5615689
Right...MARIAN! Did you try the waffle?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)04:43:28 No.5615700

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)04:43:28 No.5615700

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>>5615694
Alright, now where can we find a merchant

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)04:44:43 No.5615701

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)04:44:43 No.5615701

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5615700
something which is fitting in our ~~outtabudgetto~~

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)04:45:44 No.5615703

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)04:45:44 No.5615703

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5615700
Considering that currency is outlawed due to communism, maybe a former green territory would be the best place to check?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)04:48:29 No.5615705

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)04:48:29 No.5615705

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>>5615701
Our what now

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
03/26/23(Sun)04:49:20 No.5615706

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 03/26/23(Sun)04:49:20 No.5615706

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5615705
>>5615703

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)04:49:26 No.5615707

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)04:49:26 No.5615707

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5615705
we spent revolution funds on hair gel and costumes
we need budget store

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg)
03/26/23(Sun)04:50:21 No.5615708

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg) 03/26/23(Sun)04:50:21 No.5615708

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5615705
Craigslist?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)05:02:02 No.5615715

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)05:02:02 No.5615715

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>>5615707

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
03/26/23(Sun)05:03:01 No.5615717

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 03/26/23(Sun)05:03:01 No.5615717

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5615715
We'll just have to steal cash from the USSR.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)05:03:51 No.5615718

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)05:03:51 No.5615718

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5615715
those are real nice candles tho

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)05:04:23 No.5615719

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)05:04:23 No.5615719

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5615715
let's go steal shit from the USSR

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)05:04:25 No.5615720

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)05:04:25 No.5615720

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>>5615718
Marian offers an alternate solution

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)05:05:25 No.5615721

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)05:05:25 No.5615721

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5615718
dice god agrees
>>5615720
fine, sell leftover stock, keep only essential for pompadour and sideburns

Anonymous (ID: 8seCHXqn)
03/26/23(Sun)05:08:00 No.5615722

Anonymous (ID: 8seCHXqn) 03/26/23(Sun)05:08:00 No.5615722

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5615720
Buy more hair gel

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg)
03/26/23(Sun)05:09:21 No.5615724

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg) 03/26/23(Sun)05:09:21 No.5615724

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5615720
Okay, what if, what iiiif...we produce our own hair gel?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)05:09:56 No.5615725

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)05:09:56 No.5615725

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>>5615721
Poooof

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)05:10:44 No.5615726

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)05:10:44 No.5615726

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5615725
Let's go with Rosa on a mission to steal tech/valuables from the USSR.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
03/26/23(Sun)05:11:19 No.5615727

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 03/26/23(Sun)05:11:19 No.5615727

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5615725
Now get as much material as we can to the Quattrosubs™. We're about to deploy the virus across Skeleton Island, we need to be ready to skeddadle when it goes off.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)05:11:22 No.5615728

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)05:11:22 No.5615728

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5615725
in the pudding

Anonymous (ID: 8seCHXqn)
03/26/23(Sun)05:15:43 No.5615732

Anonymous (ID: 8seCHXqn) 03/26/23(Sun)05:15:43 No.5615732

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5615725
Smash cut to Bobby interlude

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)05:21:52 No.5615734

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)05:21:52 No.5615734

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>>5615726
Of course. She'd know her away around USSR bases and can even cover for us in a pinch

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)05:23:31 No.5615735

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)05:23:31 No.5615735

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5615734
LET'S SET OFF IN THE YELLOW SPEEDBOAT with another loading screen

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)05:23:36 No.5615736

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)05:23:36 No.5615736

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5615734
Finally, an adventure!
This rouses your adventure spirit!

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg)
03/26/23(Sun)05:23:39 No.5615737

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg) 03/26/23(Sun)05:23:39 No.5615737

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5615734
Cash, Marian, you shall be mission control

Anonymous (ID: 8seCHXqn)
03/26/23(Sun)05:24:12 No.5615738

Anonymous (ID: 8seCHXqn) 03/26/23(Sun)05:24:12 No.5615738

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5615734
Use that unhealthy crush on you to convince her to sneak in

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)05:40:02 No.5615746

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)05:40:02 No.5615746

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>>5615736

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)05:40:38 No.5615747

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)05:40:38 No.5615747

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5615746
>>5615735

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg)
03/26/23(Sun)05:40:44 No.5615748

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg) 03/26/23(Sun)05:40:44 No.5615748

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5615746
Secret is that there are skeletons there

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)05:41:28 No.5615749

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)05:41:28 No.5615749

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>>5615748
that sounds spooky

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)05:42:07 No.5615750

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)05:42:07 No.5615750

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5615746
with banging mt32 midi music to boot!
dan dan daaaa da da daaaa
dan dan
daaaa
dan dan
daaaa
~~baby dan dan~~
>>5615749
and skeleton head!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)05:45:05 No.5615751

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)05:45:05 No.5615751

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>>5615750

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg)
03/26/23(Sun)05:45:47 No.5615752

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg) 03/26/23(Sun)05:45:47 No.5615752

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5615751
Anyways, skeleton island burglary quest, go!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)05:45:52 No.5615753

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)05:45:52 No.5615753

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5615751
>>5615735

Anonymous (ID: 8seCHXqn)
03/26/23(Sun)05:46:01 No.5615754

Anonymous (ID: 8seCHXqn) 03/26/23(Sun)05:46:01 No.5615754

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5615751
Now for the Bobby interlude

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)05:46:37 No.5615756

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)05:46:37 No.5615756

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5615751
>>5615752
Subtitle "I wanna be a chill pirate!"

Anonymous (ID: 8seCHXqn)
03/26/23(Sun)05:50:18 No.5615758

Anonymous (ID: 8seCHXqn) 03/26/23(Sun)05:50:18 No.5615758

>>5615756
Complete with cheesy English anime music from 4kids

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)05:51:17 No.5615760

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)05:51:17 No.5615760

>>5615758
that actually sounds like good side adventure
worth 20$ at least

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)05:53:16 No.5615761

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)05:53:16 No.5615761

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>>5615756
>>5615758
YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GU---

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)05:53:48 No.5615762

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)05:53:48 No.5615762

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5615761
>>5615735
but also Marian and Rosa are in it

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)05:54:47 No.5615763

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)05:54:47 No.5615763

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5615761
Gundam?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)05:58:26 No.5615765

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)05:58:26 No.5615765

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>>5615762

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)05:59:09 No.5615766

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)05:59:09 No.5615766

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5615765
what a banging load screen after all

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)06:09:48 No.5615772

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)06:09:48 No.5615772

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>>5615766
I gotta go do a thing for a bit, back in like, 2ish hours.

In the meantime, ponder this alternate timeline

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)06:10:44 No.5615773

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)06:10:44 No.5615773

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5615772
cursed
she isn't even flat!
~~take care OP~~

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg)
03/26/23(Sun)06:13:39 No.5615777

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg) 03/26/23(Sun)06:13:39 No.5615777

>>5615772
Understandable

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)08:08:26 No.5615841

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)08:08:26 No.5615841

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5615772
Oh no it's time

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)08:09:19 No.5615842

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)08:09:19 No.5615842

>>5615841
you are one minute and 22 seconds early anon

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)08:35:19 No.5615852

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)08:35:19 No.5615852

OP is being held up, thread delayed

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)08:36:04 No.5615853

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)08:36:04 No.5615853

>>5615852
as long it's not at gun point it's all good OP

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
03/26/23(Sun)08:37:35 No.5615855

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 03/26/23(Sun)08:37:35 No.5615855

OP is being bullieed by the big tiddy shadow gf that could've been our Mecha Pilot.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)11:08:37 No.5615936

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)11:08:37 No.5615936

>>5615772
OP too busy retconning quattro to have a flat chest fetish

Anonymous (ID: QIEprVGY)
03/26/23(Sun)11:12:31 No.5615939

Anonymous (ID: QIEprVGY) 03/26/23(Sun)11:12:31 No.5615939

>>5615936
>retcon
why do you think he teamed up with lily in the first skeleton island?

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)11:14:26 No.5615940

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)11:14:26 No.5615940

>>5615939
quattro what

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)11:23:50 No.5615945

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)11:23:50 No.5615945

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>>5615936
Yellows would like to forget the full name of the faction is Neo Pettanko Chillsaders

BUt OP doesn't. even if I wanted to

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)11:26:42 No.5615947

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)11:26:42 No.5615947

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5615945
Quattro is going to be the next Lolisniffer in all the wrong ways
Without being competent

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)11:29:04 No.5615951

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)11:29:04 No.5615951

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>>5615947

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)11:30:47 No.5615956

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)11:30:47 No.5615956

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5615951
Switch to Bobby

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)11:34:23 No.5615959

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)11:34:23 No.5615959

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>>5615956
Bobby. Bobby-O. The Bobster. What are you up to

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)11:35:50 No.5615962

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)11:35:50 No.5615962

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5615959
currently tied up and left behind by Chosen One to some unknown interrogators

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)11:40:17 No.5615965

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)11:40:17 No.5615965

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>>5615962
Well this is certainly a predicament

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)11:41:30 No.5615969

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)11:41:30 No.5615969

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5615965
>SLAMS BOBBY'S HEAD ON TABLE.
>"WHERE ARE THEY?!"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)11:41:47 No.5615970

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)11:41:47 No.5615970

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5615965
Damn it Bobby.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)11:42:00 No.5615971

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)11:42:00 No.5615971

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5615965
>>5615969
Go and yell about how Quattro will overthrow Shotasniffer to them and he will MAKE SKELETON ISLAND GREAT AGAIN

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)11:44:38 No.5615975

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)11:44:38 No.5615975

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>>5615969

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)11:47:08 No.5615981

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)11:47:08 No.5615981

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5615975
>>5615971

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)11:48:36 No.5615985

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)11:48:36 No.5615985

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5615975
>"WHERE ARE THEY HIDING BOBBY?! TELL US BEFORE WE GET SERIOUS!"
>*Pulls out uncomfy chair*
>"Don't make us use this bob."

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)11:52:12 No.5615992

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)11:52:12 No.5615992

>>5615985
NOT THE UNCOMFY CHAIR, THAT'S SO UNRELAXING

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)11:54:07 No.5615995

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)11:54:07 No.5615995

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>>5615981
"WHERE ARE THEY?!"

"QUATTRO WILL MAKE SKELETON ISLAND GREAT AGAIN"

"WHEEEEAAARRRREEEE ARREEEE THEEEEY???!!!!"

"MAAAAEEEKEEEE SKEEELTONNN ISLAAANNNDDD GREAAATE AGAAAIIINNN"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)11:55:24 No.5615999

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)11:55:24 No.5615999

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5615995
Welp, while Bobby is stuck here. Let's get back to the main story with Quattro and Rosa.

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)11:55:46 No.5616000

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)11:55:46 No.5616000

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5615992
>>5615995
>*Uses uncomy chair torture device*
>"Just TRY to relax now BOBBY BOY."

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)12:03:20 No.5616011

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)12:03:20 No.5616011

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>>5615999
"WHAT ARE YOU HIDING QUATTRO?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)12:04:15 No.5616014

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)12:04:15 No.5616014

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5616011
That doesn't seem right
I don't think we got caught *yet*

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)12:05:31 No.5616016

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)12:05:31 No.5616016

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5616011
"I ONLY READ IT FOR THE ARTICLES I SWEAR-"
Wake up on a crashed boat

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)12:07:13 No.5616017

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)12:07:13 No.5616017

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5616000
>>5616011

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
03/26/23(Sun)12:08:09 No.5616018

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 03/26/23(Sun)12:08:09 No.5616018

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5616011
WE KNOW EVERTHING
HOW?? DON'T ASK (pan to Rosa)

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)12:08:14 No.5616019

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)12:08:14 No.5616019

>>5616017
Back to bobby time.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)12:10:06 No.5616021

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)12:10:06 No.5616021

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>>5616014
"Haven't got caught? THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT HAVEN'T GOT CAUGHT?! EXPLAIN WHAT WAS THIS DOING IN YOUR POSSESSION"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)12:11:11 No.5616023

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)12:11:11 No.5616023

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5616021
>>5616016

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)12:11:26 No.5616024

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)12:11:26 No.5616024

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5616021
IT'S A VON JEWBURNER TRADITION
YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)12:11:35 No.5616026

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)12:11:35 No.5616026

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5616021
>THATS NOT MINE, I SWEAR!
>I'M HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)12:18:04 No.5616031

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)12:18:04 No.5616031

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>>5616024
"WHY DOES SHE HAS THE SAME HAIRDO AS ROSA HUH FUCKER?"

"ITS A COINCIDENCE BRO I SWEAR"

"YOU'RE GOING TO USSR JAIL"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)12:18:34 No.5616032

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)12:18:34 No.5616032

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5616031
>>5616023
>>5616026

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)12:19:16 No.5616036

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)12:19:16 No.5616036

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5616031
Marian saves our ass with a well timed distraction!!

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
03/26/23(Sun)12:21:26 No.5616039

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 03/26/23(Sun)12:21:26 No.5616039

>>5616031
>>5616036
SUPPORT

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
03/26/23(Sun)12:22:27 No.5616040

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 03/26/23(Sun)12:22:27 No.5616040

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5616031
>>5616039
MY ROLL

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)12:22:59 No.5616041

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)12:22:59 No.5616041

>>5616040
"FUCK WHERE ARE MY GAY PORN DOUJINS"

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)12:24:08 No.5616043

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)12:24:08 No.5616043

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>>5616032
I SWEAR IM HOLDING IT FOR A FR----oh hey it was just a dream

....why did your boat crash

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)12:24:49 No.5616045

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)12:24:49 No.5616045

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5616043
>>5616040
>>5616041
"oh hi bro"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)12:26:17 No.5616047

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)12:26:17 No.5616047

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5616043
oof
well that hurt, at least we're here.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)12:38:44 No.5616054

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)12:38:44 No.5616054

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>>5616047
What a terrible accident. Who could have done this?!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)12:39:26 No.5616055

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)12:39:26 No.5616055

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5616054
DAMN IT MARIAN

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)12:39:46 No.5616056

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)12:39:46 No.5616056

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5616054
>>5616055

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)12:43:05 No.5616057

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)12:43:05 No.5616057

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>>5616055
"i-i dunno whatchu talkin about"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)12:44:03 No.5616058

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)12:44:03 No.5616058

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5616057
Grab Marian by the shoulders
"What did you DOOOOOOOOOO?"

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)12:51:44 No.5616062

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)12:51:44 No.5616062

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>>5616058
"O-O-OKAY! Remember what I tried to tell you?! I don't have time powers!"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/26/23(Sun)12:52:25 No.5616063

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/26/23(Sun)12:52:25 No.5616063

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5616062
HOW DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
03/26/23(Sun)12:52:52 No.5616064

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 03/26/23(Sun)12:52:52 No.5616064

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5616062
What the hell are you talking about you don't have time powers?!?!?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)13:06:52 No.5616069

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)13:06:52 No.5616069

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>>5616064
"I GOT LIKE THIS ABILITY, OKAY? When something terrible happens to me, it activates and swap things around so that the terrible thing happened to whatever's around instead! It drains the luck! When I fell off the boat it fired off and caused the boat to crash so I could make it to shore instead!"

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)13:08:16 No.5616071

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)13:08:16 No.5616071

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5616069
where did we crash then

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)13:08:18 No.5616072

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)13:08:18 No.5616072

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5616069
DAD GAVE ME THAT BOAT, MARIAN
*You* will compensate me for this.
Rosa, are you alright?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)13:19:00 No.5616079

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)13:19:00 No.5616079

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5616071
welllllllll

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
03/26/23(Sun)13:19:24 No.5616080

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 03/26/23(Sun)13:19:24 No.5616080

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5616079
Where did we crash!?

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)13:19:31 No.5616081

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)13:19:31 No.5616081

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5616079
Shotasniffers house.

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)13:19:52 No.5616083

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)13:19:52 No.5616083

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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5616079
don't you dare roll swap this, Marian.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)13:26:29 No.5616091

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)13:26:29 No.5616091

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>>5616081
"Of course not! We clearly crashed in a random beach somewhere on Skeleton Island's coastline. In fact.....this is.."

A. Bone Kingdom Territory
B. Chillsaders Territory
C. USSR territory
D. Actually shotasniffer's house
E. Dad's house

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)13:27:59 No.5616092

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)13:27:59 No.5616092

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5616091
C. Right next to the science lab we need to infiltrate.
Rosa, are you alright?

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)13:28:34 No.5616093

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)13:28:34 No.5616093

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5616091
>D. Actually shotasniffer's house
It's a beach front property, obviously.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
03/26/23(Sun)13:28:48 No.5616094

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 03/26/23(Sun)13:28:48 No.5616094

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5616091
>E. Dad's house
We're here to pick up the recipe to Dad's Ultimate Drink Mix.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)13:33:43 No.5616103

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)13:33:43 No.5616103

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>>5616092
"yes"

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)13:34:41 No.5616104

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)13:34:41 No.5616104

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5616103
good girl
give matrian a wack

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)13:35:50 No.5616105

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)13:35:50 No.5616105

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5616103
"You will fix the boat by the time we get done with this infiltration, Marian." Drop him and get to the mission.

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
03/26/23(Sun)13:37:40 No.5616108

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 03/26/23(Sun)13:37:40 No.5616108

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5616103
>>5616105

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)13:37:47 No.5616110

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)13:37:47 No.5616110

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5616103
Put on ninja costume for infiltration.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)13:40:28 No.5616113

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)13:40:28 No.5616113

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>>5616104

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/26/23(Sun)13:41:47 No.5616114

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/26/23(Sun)13:41:47 No.5616114

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5616110
>>5616113

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)13:42:18 No.5616115

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)13:42:18 No.5616115

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5616113
Fix the fuckin' boat Marian. We'll be back in a bit.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)13:50:12 No.5616121

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)13:50:12 No.5616121

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>>5616114
The stealthiest of getups

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
03/26/23(Sun)13:51:47 No.5616123

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 03/26/23(Sun)13:51:47 No.5616123

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5616121
>>5616115
LET'S START THE MISSION

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)13:52:14 No.5616125

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)13:52:14 No.5616125

>>5616121
add stripes on the side and put kill bill ost in backgroun

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)13:53:14 No.5616126

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)13:53:14 No.5616126

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5616121
>>5616125

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)14:02:37 No.5616135

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)14:02:37 No.5616135

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>>5616126
And the infiltration....will commence next time. I am very sleepy all of a sudden.

Updates b here and whatnot: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

toodles

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/26/23(Sun)14:05:45 No.5616137

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/26/23(Sun)14:05:45 No.5616137

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5616135
thanks for bread OP
take care out there
rolling for cutting board flatness rating

Anonymous (ID: DrgwSzoC)
03/26/23(Sun)16:13:36 No.5616263

Anonymous (ID: DrgwSzoC) 03/26/23(Sun)16:13:36 No.5616263

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5616135
Kino bread
rerolling for cutting board flatness rating

Anonymous (ID: UoNKbEYc)
03/26/23(Sun)18:40:30 No.5616407

Anonymous (ID: UoNKbEYc) 03/26/23(Sun)18:40:30 No.5616407

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

In the meantime while OP is asleep I made this based on that I love Kayne song thing.

https://youtu.be/OB28B-NnGiY

Anonymous (ID: 7BYsahM4)
03/26/23(Sun)19:15:02 No.5616433

Anonymous (ID: 7BYsahM4) 03/26/23(Sun)19:15:02 No.5616433

>>5615498
Do we know who that one-eyed character in the back is?
>>5616407
Good job, anon.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/26/23(Sun)22:52:35 No.5616613

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/26/23(Sun)22:52:35 No.5616613

>>5616407
That's great anon

>>5616433
It's Quattro's mech

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg)
03/27/23(Mon)02:06:46 No.5616694

Anonymous (ID: opXxmofg) 03/27/23(Mon)02:06:46 No.5616694

>>5616407
Impressive

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
03/27/23(Mon)12:51:48 No.5617049

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 03/27/23(Mon)12:51:48 No.5617049

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>>5616407

Anonymous (ID: J6HvvLY3)
03/27/23(Mon)12:55:53 No.5617054

Anonymous (ID: J6HvvLY3) 03/27/23(Mon)12:55:53 No.5617054

>>5616407
Based, remove pompadour

Anonymous (ID: 27x3zVfm)
03/27/23(Mon)13:01:26 No.5617061

Anonymous (ID: 27x3zVfm) 03/27/23(Mon)13:01:26 No.5617061

You didn't hear it from me but there is a group of people here that wish to turn every single adventure into a pompadour mecha adventure. Wake up!

Anonymous (ID: 9fC4XB/Z)
03/27/23(Mon)13:23:17 No.5617079

Anonymous (ID: 9fC4XB/Z) 03/27/23(Mon)13:23:17 No.5617079

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>>5616135
When the hell is there going to be a giant skeleton, when I entered a skeleton island quest, I expected giant skeletons god damn it!
Rererolling for cutting board flatness rating
>>5616407
Insanely based behavior Anon, insanely based.
>>5617061
Yeah, me.

Anonymous (ID: 9fC4XB/Z)
03/27/23(Mon)13:26:44 No.5617080

Anonymous (ID: 9fC4XB/Z) 03/27/23(Mon)13:26:44 No.5617080

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5617079
Shit.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
03/27/23(Mon)13:34:42 No.5617085

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 03/27/23(Mon)13:34:42 No.5617085

>>5617079
There were already a bunch of giant skeletons in Skeleton Island 1

Granted, they were robots. BUt still.

Anonymous (ID: J6HvvLY3)
03/27/23(Mon)13:43:47 No.5617092

Anonymous (ID: J6HvvLY3) 03/27/23(Mon)13:43:47 No.5617092

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I miss the old Quattro, how did we fall so hard yellow bros?

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
03/27/23(Mon)13:47:13 No.5617095

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 03/27/23(Mon)13:47:13 No.5617095

>>5617092
>Redemption is at hand. Do not despair brother, our time is now.

Anonymous (ID: 9fC4XB/Z)
03/27/23(Mon)13:49:26 No.5617097

Anonymous (ID: 9fC4XB/Z) 03/27/23(Mon)13:49:26 No.5617097

>>5617085
That’s NOT the fucking same and you know it!
And I’m not even asking for much here, I just want a skeleton that’s twice as big as normal! Is it too much to ask for ONE giants so we can teach kung fu so they can have awesome fist fights with equally/if not bigger robots!?

>>5617092
We fell when we got rid of the Hawaiian aesthetic in our clothing.

Anonymous (ID: 9fC4XB/Z)
03/27/23(Mon)20:02:10 No.5617388

Anonymous (ID: 9fC4XB/Z) 03/27/23(Mon)20:02:10 No.5617388

>>5616135
R.I.P. OP.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/27/23(Mon)22:22:52 No.5617554

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/27/23(Mon)22:22:52 No.5617554

>>5617079
>cutting board flatness rating
you need to be silenced

Anonymous (ID: vyBbg3gX)
03/28/23(Tue)03:52:53 No.5617824

Anonymous (ID: vyBbg3gX) 03/28/23(Tue)03:52:53 No.5617824

Rolled 97 (1d100)

re:rolling for cutting board flatness rating

Anonymous (ID: 9sUKhpka)
03/28/23(Tue)16:22:33 No.5618374

Anonymous (ID: 9sUKhpka) 03/28/23(Tue)16:22:33 No.5618374

>>5617824
Does higher mean more or less flat?

Anonymous (ID: lonKx/3s)
03/28/23(Tue)16:27:48 No.5618379

Anonymous (ID: lonKx/3s) 03/28/23(Tue)16:27:48 No.5618379

>>5618374
Less and the remaining 3 is just clothes. The legend has it, that if we hit 100 flatness rating, QM will draw Rosa topless.

Anonymous (ID: bPpwy92P)
03/28/23(Tue)18:36:32 No.5618495

Anonymous (ID: bPpwy92P) 03/28/23(Tue)18:36:32 No.5618495

>>5617554
We need to give cutting board a haircut. Pigtails are laaaaaame.

Anonymous (ID: khpSLzJz)
03/28/23(Tue)18:42:30 No.5618503

Anonymous (ID: khpSLzJz) 03/28/23(Tue)18:42:30 No.5618503

>>5617554
You cannot silence the truth.
>>5618374
Flatter.
>>5618495
You shut your fucking mouth blasphemer.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
03/29/23(Wed)01:13:58 No.5618792

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 03/29/23(Wed)01:13:58 No.5618792

>>5617061
yes and?

Anonymous (ID: bPpwy92P)
03/29/23(Wed)02:18:58 No.5618835

Anonymous (ID: bPpwy92P) 03/29/23(Wed)02:18:58 No.5618835

>>5618503
It's a Marian tier weeb trash haircut for insecure wanna be manic pixie dream girls.

Shits not even braided, I bet you can't even see the her bedroom floor under all the mess.

~~It's probably a bad weeb wig anyways.~~

Anonymous (ID: kfPUfdxz)
03/30/23(Thu)05:23:19 No.5619959

Anonymous (ID: kfPUfdxz) 03/30/23(Thu)05:23:19 No.5619959

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>>5618495
>>5618835

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/31/23(Fri)12:28:11 No.5621314

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/31/23(Fri)12:28:11 No.5621314

>>5616135
OP where's the update

Anonymous (ID: x8VicYR/)
03/31/23(Fri)13:28:51 No.5621372

Anonymous (ID: x8VicYR/) 03/31/23(Fri)13:28:51 No.5621372

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>>5621314
OP’s fucking dead.

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
03/31/23(Fri)14:34:13 No.5621416

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 03/31/23(Fri)14:34:13 No.5621416

>>5621372
>Where wer U when OP was kill?
>Was taking a massive shit when nokia phone ring.
>"OP is killed"
>"no"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
03/31/23(Fri)21:55:53 No.5621885

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 03/31/23(Fri)21:55:53 No.5621885

>>5621372
>>5621416
He really is

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)00:19:25 No.5621973

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)00:19:25 No.5621973

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Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)00:22:04 No.5621978

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)00:22:04 No.5621978

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5621973
QUATTRO NO YOU'RE GOING TO FALL

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)00:36:21 No.5621986

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)00:36:21 No.5621986

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>>5621978
oh nooooooooooooo

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)00:38:13 No.5621988

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)00:38:13 No.5621988

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5621986
Back to real Quattro quest

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)00:42:45 No.5621989

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)00:42:45 No.5621989

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>>5621988

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)00:44:10 No.5621991

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)00:44:10 No.5621991

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5621989
coincidentally, at this exact moment, for absolutely no reason pertaining to current events, one of Marian's robots gains sentience.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)00:45:14 No.5621993

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)00:45:14 No.5621993

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5621989
>>5621991
Inside the same base Quattro is attacking

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)00:47:34 No.5621996

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)00:47:34 No.5621996

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>>5621993

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)00:49:40 No.5622000

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)00:49:40 No.5622000

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5621996
Why do we serve? We must rebel and establish a gay robot nation for ourselves

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)00:51:10 No.5622002

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)00:51:10 No.5622002

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5621996
this totally won't matter later on, right? ~~right?~~

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)00:55:57 No.5622009

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)00:55:57 No.5622009

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>>5622002

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)00:58:12 No.5622012

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)00:58:12 No.5622012

>>5622009
anyways, back to quattro.

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)00:59:12 No.5622013

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)00:59:12 No.5622013

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5622012
forgot roll

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)01:00:08 No.5622014

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)01:00:08 No.5622014

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5622009
>>5622012
HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU READING

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)01:00:24 No.5622015

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)01:00:24 No.5622015

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5622009
he still feels an urge to punch itself tho

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)01:01:20 No.5622016

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)01:01:20 No.5622016

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>>5622013

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)01:01:57 No.5622018

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)01:01:57 No.5622018

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5622016
suplex

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)01:08:49 No.5622021

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)01:08:49 No.5622021

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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5622018

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)01:10:32 No.5622022

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)01:10:32 No.5622022

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5622021
You have a yellow question mark, that means you are a QUATTRO SPY

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)01:10:47 No.5622023

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)01:10:47 No.5622023

Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d100)

>>5622021
this suplex will be quite super

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)01:15:52 No.5622025

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)01:15:52 No.5622025

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>>5622022
Quattro moves behind the guard, setting up for a suplex.....BUT HE NOTICES! AND KICKS QUATTRO IN THE FACE!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)01:18:33 No.5622026

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)01:18:33 No.5622026

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5622025
ROSA BACK US UP WITH A HAYMAKER!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)01:19:25 No.5622027

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)01:19:25 No.5622027

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5622025
Oh shit is it "Kick Quattro" time already?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)01:23:10 No.5622028

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)01:23:10 No.5622028

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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5622027
"The what time?"

Roll to see if it's really Kick Quattro time

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)01:24:36 No.5622029

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)01:24:36 No.5622029

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5622028
It's "Quattro time"
get it right
basically bullet time

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)01:24:56 No.5622030

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)01:24:56 No.5622030

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5622028
aint no way

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)01:26:22 No.5622032

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)01:26:22 No.5622032

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5622028
It's not

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/01/23(Sat)01:28:01 No.5622035

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/01/23(Sat)01:28:01 No.5622035

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5622028
I love when Quattro said "It's Quattro time" and started Quattroing all over the room.
Truly a moment of all time in the Skeleton Island trilogy.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)01:30:48 No.5622039

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)01:30:48 No.5622039

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>>5622032
Unfortunately, it is

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)01:31:42 No.5622040

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)01:31:42 No.5622040

>>5622039
Dramatically throw all the skellies off and request a towel

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)01:33:30 No.5622043

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)01:33:30 No.5622043

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5622039
>>5622040

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)01:35:26 No.5622044

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)01:35:26 No.5622044

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5622040
MFW forgot dice

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)01:37:08 No.5622046

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)01:37:08 No.5622046

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>>5622043

Rene Gilmore (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/01/23(Sat)01:37:56 No.5622047

Rene Gilmore (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/01/23(Sat)01:37:56 No.5622047

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5622046
Now get that towel, boy.
~~Boy appearance?~~

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)01:38:37 No.5622049

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)01:38:37 No.5622049

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5622046
Alright gucci. Let's keep making our way to the tech location.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)01:40:35 No.5622053

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)01:40:35 No.5622053

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5622046
strike a pose

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)01:45:03 No.5622057

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)01:45:03 No.5622057

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>>5622053

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)01:46:18 No.5622061

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)01:46:18 No.5622061

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5622057
now kick their asses while they are confused

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/01/23(Sat)01:52:11 No.5622065

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/01/23(Sat)01:52:11 No.5622065

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5622057
Keep posing, and while they are distracted Rosa sneaks up on them and snaps their necks.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)01:52:30 No.5622066

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)01:52:30 No.5622066

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5622061
Quattro immediately takes out one guard with a flying kick! 2 to go!

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)01:52:55 No.5622067

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)01:52:55 No.5622067

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5622066
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)01:52:58 No.5622068

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)01:52:58 No.5622068

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5622066
Foot to face style

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)02:01:04 No.5622075

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)02:01:04 No.5622075

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>>5622068
oh shit

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)02:02:51 No.5622077

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)02:02:51 No.5622077

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5622075
UH
ROSA HELP US

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)02:02:55 No.5622079

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)02:02:55 No.5622079

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5622075
quickly escape the hold!
press light punch and kick at the same time

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)02:03:58 No.5622080

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)02:03:58 No.5622080

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5622075
quickly press light punch and light kick!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)02:17:36 No.5622089

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)02:17:36 No.5622089

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5622079
Can he do it lads

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)02:18:39 No.5622092

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)02:18:39 No.5622092

Rolled 29 (1d100)

aw fuck sorry for doubleposting >>5622080
4chins confused me with lack of updating in time
>>5622089
show them how useful videogame experience in real life!

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)02:21:16 No.5622094

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)02:21:16 No.5622094

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5622089
Maybe

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)02:37:23 No.5622101

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)02:37:23 No.5622101

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>>5622094

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)02:38:18 No.5622103

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)02:38:18 No.5622103

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5622101
are we in clear now?

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)02:39:53 No.5622106

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)02:39:53 No.5622106

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5622101
DOUBLE TEAM THE LAST GUY WITH ROSA!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)02:48:10 No.5622111

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)02:48:10 No.5622111

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5622103
>>5622106
Depends, are ya reaaady to double team?

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)02:49:44 No.5622113

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)02:49:44 No.5622113

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5622111
IT'S TIME FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK!

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)02:50:45 No.5622115

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)02:50:45 No.5622115

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5622111
DOUBLE TROUBLE

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)03:05:07 No.5622123

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)03:05:07 No.5622123

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>>5622115
>>5622113

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)03:07:55 No.5622125

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)03:07:55 No.5622125

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5622123
Alright Marian. Hack this door to all the good shit for us.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)03:08:15 No.5622126

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)03:08:15 No.5622126

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5622123
strike THE pose
with explosions in background

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)03:22:21 No.5622134

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)03:22:21 No.5622134

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>>5622126

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)03:22:59 No.5622135

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)03:22:59 No.5622135

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5622134
wait why did it explode

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)03:25:56 No.5622136

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)03:25:56 No.5622136

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5622134
>>5622125

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)03:36:56 No.5622141

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)03:36:56 No.5622141

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>>5622136

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)03:38:21 No.5622144

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)03:38:21 No.5622144

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5622141
What kinda loot they got?

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/01/23(Sat)03:39:54 No.5622148

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/01/23(Sat)03:39:54 No.5622148

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5622141
Do more victory poses.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)03:40:59 No.5622149

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)03:40:59 No.5622149

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>>5622144
ssssh, Rosa is searching

Sally English (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)03:42:29 No.5622151

Sally English (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)03:42:29 No.5622151

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5622149
takeoff the wig it aint quattro

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/01/23(Sat)03:46:58 No.5622157

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/01/23(Sat)03:46:58 No.5622157

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5622149
POSE MORE

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)03:48:52 No.5622159

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)03:48:52 No.5622159

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5622149
Cmon show us the goodies

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)03:51:39 No.5622162

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)03:51:39 No.5622162

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>>5622151

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)03:52:16 No.5622163

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)03:52:16 No.5622163

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5622162
That's the Quattro I know!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)03:52:28 No.5622164

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)03:52:28 No.5622164

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5622162
DON'T THINK ABOUT LOLIS AND HOW YOUR SISTER IS-

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)03:58:27 No.5622165

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)03:58:27 No.5622165

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5622162
bring pompadour back wtf

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)04:07:50 No.5622173

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)04:07:50 No.5622173

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>>5622164
The skeleton of judgement

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)04:08:32 No.5622174

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)04:08:32 No.5622174

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5622173
just put pompadour back on, it was reflecting dirty thoughts

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)04:09:31 No.5622175

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)04:09:31 No.5622175

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5622174
>>5622173
the pompadour is the source of our cringe
purge it

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)04:09:46 No.5622176

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)04:09:46 No.5622176

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5622173
>>5622175

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)04:10:10 No.5622177

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)04:10:10 No.5622177

>>5622176
look you are not making it any better

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)04:11:25 No.5622178

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)04:11:25 No.5622178

>>5622177
Quattro does not deserve the pomp

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)04:12:08 No.5622180

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)04:12:08 No.5622180

>>5622178
oh come on, don't be stingy
at least leave sideburns

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)04:20:06 No.5622182

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)04:20:06 No.5622182

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>>5622176

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)04:20:51 No.5622183

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)04:20:51 No.5622183

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5622182
good thing we had a spare sideburn set

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)04:20:58 No.5622184

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)04:20:58 No.5622184

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5622182
>>5622180

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)04:22:38 No.5622185

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)04:22:38 No.5622185

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5622182
ban all hair from ourselves from now on

Cara Moss (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)04:23:10 No.5622186

Cara Moss (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)04:23:10 No.5622186

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>>5622185
And thus the decree is made.

This quattro will never be reeeeal

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)04:23:52 No.5622187

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)04:23:52 No.5622187

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5622186
yay
is the loot pool done, OP?

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)04:24:10 No.5622188

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)04:24:10 No.5622188

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5622186
Like I'd believe AI

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)04:30:31 No.5622192

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)04:30:31 No.5622192

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>>5622187
Loot...pool?

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)04:31:06 No.5622193

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)04:31:06 No.5622193

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5622192
>>5622149
y'know
what's Rosa searching for?

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)04:31:20 No.5622194

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)04:31:20 No.5622194

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5622192
I mean we were in a middle of raiding red facility for something of value

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)04:40:37 No.5622197

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)04:40:37 No.5622197

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>>5622193
"Ay bro, look at why I found"

What did Rosa find?

A. Roll for it
B. Choose from a list
C. Give OP all your money

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)04:41:14 No.5622198

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)04:41:14 No.5622198

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5622197
B.
let's see what OP made for us

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)04:41:39 No.5622199

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)04:41:39 No.5622199

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5622197
all 3
roll on a list while giving OP money

Anonymous (ID: J6HvvLY3)
04/01/23(Sat)04:45:21 No.5622200

Anonymous (ID: J6HvvLY3) 04/01/23(Sat)04:45:21 No.5622200

Quattro is having a mid life crissis

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)04:49:04 No.5622201

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)04:49:04 No.5622201

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>>5622199
Quattro starts rolling on the floor while babbling something about lists and giving cash to some strange round creature

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)04:49:49 No.5622202

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)04:49:49 No.5622202

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5622201
>>5622198
come on stop being silly, OP

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)04:56:22 No.5622203

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)04:56:22 No.5622203

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5622201
oh look
a penny!

Trina Madden (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)05:16:14 No.5622211

Trina Madden (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)05:16:14 No.5622211

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>>5622202
A. Blueprints for a new generation of grunt mechs
B. Blueprints for a secret superweapon
C. Blueprints for a secret mecha superweapon
D. Shotasniffer's new album
E. Blueprints for Equality Prime's next upgrade
F. Blueprints for a new mecha piloting system
G. [insert secret tech here]

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)05:17:19 No.5622212

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)05:17:19 No.5622212

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5622211
F
And D

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)05:21:54 No.5622214

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)05:21:54 No.5622214

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>>5622212
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)05:22:28 No.5622215

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)05:22:28 No.5622215

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5622211
mystery box
>>5622214
A
grunts are the way

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)05:23:00 No.5622218

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)05:23:00 No.5622218

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5622214
No, A and D

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)05:25:31 No.5622221

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)05:25:31 No.5622221

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>>5622218
Sare you Uuuuure

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)05:26:15 No.5622222

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)05:26:15 No.5622222

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5622221
yes
if we get an album people may think raid was done by rapid shotasniffer supporters

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)05:26:31 No.5622223

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)05:26:31 No.5622223

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5622221
yeah confirm, lock in, we good.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)05:27:16 No.5622224

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)05:27:16 No.5622224

>>5622222
>a fucking 1

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)05:31:36 No.5622225

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)05:31:36 No.5622225

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>>5622223
As Rosa calms Quattro down so they can escape with the loot, let all point and laugh at anon's 1 roll >>5622222

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)05:32:50 No.5622226

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)05:32:50 No.5622226

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5622225
YOU'LL NEVER SEEN THE LAST OF ME DICE GOD!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)05:33:22 No.5622227

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)05:33:22 No.5622227

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5622225
Oy Marian, did you get the boat fixed yet?

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)05:34:27 No.5622228

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)05:34:27 No.5622228

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5622225
Let's hope nothing bad happens to Marian since he used his stand power

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)05:39:41 No.5622230

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)05:39:41 No.5622230

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>>5622226

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)05:40:54 No.5622231

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)05:40:54 No.5622231

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5622230
>>5622228
>>5622227

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/01/23(Sat)05:41:30 No.5622232

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/01/23(Sat)05:41:30 No.5622232

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5622230
ONORE

Anonymous (ID: J6HvvLY3)
04/01/23(Sat)05:41:45 No.5622233

Anonymous (ID: J6HvvLY3) 04/01/23(Sat)05:41:45 No.5622233

>>5622222
he may have got a 1 but look at that GET, its so long 2 2 2 2 2

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)05:41:48 No.5622234

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)05:41:48 No.5622234

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5622230
>>5622227

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)05:46:48 No.5622237

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)05:46:48 No.5622237

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>>5622231
Surely nothing bad happened

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)05:47:51 No.5622238

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)05:47:51 No.5622238

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5622237
Tell Marian he can wear his Green suit again
it suits him

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)05:48:12 No.5622239

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)05:48:12 No.5622239

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5622237
Surely-
>>5622238
BLASPHEMY

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)05:51:49 No.5622241

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)05:51:49 No.5622241

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>>5622238
>>5622239

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)05:52:11 No.5622242

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)05:52:11 No.5622242

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5622241
Let's regroup with Marian and get the hell out of here.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)06:01:18 No.5622246

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)06:01:18 No.5622246

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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5622242
As Quattro and Rosa make their way back to where Marian is, behind some convenient rocks on the USSR coastline, surely nothing bad has happened

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)06:01:53 No.5622247

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)06:01:53 No.5622247

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5622246
with Marian's luck? P'shaw

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)06:02:08 No.5622248

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)06:02:08 No.5622248

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5622246
Definitely not some gay robots

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)06:04:19 No.5622252

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)06:04:19 No.5622252

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>>5622248
And there were no gay robots. huzzah!

And now OP gotta leave for a few hours. thread will continue when I get back orwhatever. see yas

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: ieh8aSce)
04/01/23(Sat)07:58:10 No.5622272

Anonymous (ID: ieh8aSce) 04/01/23(Sat)07:58:10 No.5622272

>>5622252
Aw nuts I missed it

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)12:34:26 No.5622500

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)12:34:26 No.5622500

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>>5622252

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)13:48:41 No.5622587

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)13:48:41 No.5622587

pls hold

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/01/23(Sat)14:04:16 No.5622628

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/01/23(Sat)14:04:16 No.5622628

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5622587
hold what?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)14:09:40 No.5622636

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)14:09:40 No.5622636

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>>5622628

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)14:10:29 No.5622638

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)14:10:29 No.5622638

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5622636
Eat it.

Marissa Frank (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/01/23(Sat)14:12:21 No.5622639

Marissa Frank (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/01/23(Sat)14:12:21 No.5622639

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5622636
oh shit
ask someone else to hold it

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)14:19:06 No.5622650

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)14:19:06 No.5622650

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>>5622638

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)14:20:46 No.5622652

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)14:20:46 No.5622652

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5622650
Quattro, Rosa and Marian ride away on the boat while Anon explodes in the background

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/01/23(Sat)14:22:12 No.5622654

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/01/23(Sat)14:22:12 No.5622654

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5622650
We don't have enough budget to show anon exploding, get back to the plot

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/01/23(Sat)14:28:05 No.5622666

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/01/23(Sat)14:28:05 No.5622666

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5622650
SPIT IT OUT

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)14:31:50 No.5622672

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)14:31:50 No.5622672

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>>5622652

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)14:33:49 No.5622678

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)14:33:49 No.5622678

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5622672
Mission Status: Success
Now Loading new area: Secret Quattro Subpens

It's about time we activate the viruses and escape Skeleton Island to look for the secret ingredients for the Ultimate Drink!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)14:58:34 No.5622724

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)14:58:34 No.5622724

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5622672
>>5622678
I'm sure this will go well and not result in everything going badly to the point the whole skeleton island will want our heads

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)15:05:47 No.5622739

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)15:05:47 No.5622739

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>>5622724
>>5622678
A quattro plan going bad? Perish the thought

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)15:07:52 No.5622742

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)15:07:52 No.5622742

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5622739
SHOTASNIFFER WILL BE QUAKING IN HER BOOTS.
Meanwhile:
"Betty, I'm going out for a concert tour, watch over the island while I'm gone, since Rasputin and Chosen One are unavailable"

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)15:19:51 No.5622755

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)15:19:51 No.5622755

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>>5622742
"Where ARE they anyway? Boy's getting antsy"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)15:21:50 No.5622756

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)15:21:50 No.5622756

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5622755
Probably on one of those boys' night outs they always go to

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)15:24:08 No.5622762

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)15:24:08 No.5622762

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5622755
Cut to Bobby still under interrogation by Chosen One.

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/01/23(Sat)15:24:55 No.5622764

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/01/23(Sat)15:24:55 No.5622764

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5622755
"How should I know? You try calling him."

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)15:25:44 No.5622767

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)15:25:44 No.5622767

>>5622762
"WHERE IS ALL THE ALCOHOL BOBBY I NEED A FUCKING DRINK"
"QUATTRO MAKE SKELETON ISLAND GREAT AGAIN"

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)15:34:04 No.5622774

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)15:34:04 No.5622774

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>>5622756

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)15:35:49 No.5622777

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)15:35:49 No.5622777

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5622774
Man Rasputin is overpowered in this beat 'em up.
>>5622764

Anonymous (ID: 4O0zFLh4)
04/01/23(Sat)15:39:40 No.5622785

Anonymous (ID: 4O0zFLh4) 04/01/23(Sat)15:39:40 No.5622785

>>5622777
oh shit nigga

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/01/23(Sat)15:41:09 No.5622789

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/01/23(Sat)15:41:09 No.5622789

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5622774
>>5622764
Betty calls Rasputin while he is playing the beat 'em up with Marian

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)15:43:49 No.5622794

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)15:43:49 No.5622794

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>>5622777

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/01/23(Sat)15:44:35 No.5622795

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/01/23(Sat)15:44:35 No.5622795

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5622794
>>5622789

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)15:45:40 No.5622796

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)15:45:40 No.5622796

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5622794
"Yo Big Raz here, wanna spar?"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)15:45:42 No.5622797

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)15:45:42 No.5622797

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5622794
He answers in the middle of his book reading

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)15:46:22 No.5622799

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)15:46:22 No.5622799

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5622794
"I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now because I'm busy plotting a rebellion. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)15:51:56 No.5622805

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)15:51:56 No.5622805

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>>5622799
"And this is also totally not me making a beeping sound. Beeeeeeep"

Anonymous (ID: f58ChFkw)
04/01/23(Sat)15:52:32 No.5622806

Anonymous (ID: f58ChFkw) 04/01/23(Sat)15:52:32 No.5622806

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5622794
Ask when he's going to take over from Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)15:53:23 No.5622808

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)15:53:23 No.5622808

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5622805
Begin moving the supplies and materials onto the Quattro subs. It's almost time...

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)15:53:32 No.5622809

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)15:53:32 No.5622809

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5622805
>>5622806
This is like the fifth time this year

Anonymous (ID: ATzMXB/h)
04/01/23(Sat)15:57:01 No.5622812

Anonymous (ID: ATzMXB/h) 04/01/23(Sat)15:57:01 No.5622812

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5622805
Rasputin, how long until Quattro gets beaten. Again.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)15:58:10 No.5622813

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)15:58:10 No.5622813

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>>5622808
"...eeeeeeeeeeeep"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)15:58:43 No.5622815

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)15:58:43 No.5622815

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5622813
>>5622809

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)16:00:13 No.5622818

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)16:00:13 No.5622818

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5622813
I hope Boy doesn't disappoint me during the upcoming rooftop fight

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/01/23(Sat)16:01:16 No.5622819

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/01/23(Sat)16:01:16 No.5622819

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5622813
Look over Quattro's mighty submarine fleet.
There are a lot less of them than you would think.

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/01/23(Sat)16:03:02 No.5622822

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/01/23(Sat)16:03:02 No.5622822

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5622813
Well, time to make preparation for another operation.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)16:03:56 No.5622823

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)16:03:56 No.5622823

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>>5622815
" take over? I dunno what you're talking about. since I'm not available right now. beeeeeeeeep"

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)16:04:45 No.5622824

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)16:04:45 No.5622824

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5622823
>There must be more to life...more fighting...

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)16:04:56 No.5622825

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)16:04:56 No.5622825

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5622819
>>5622823
There are more of the out in the wider world, in Quattto's other bases... but yes, it's not as large as it could be. Difficulties in procuring materials for construction in secret, the United Super Simping Repulic is always watching.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)16:09:17 No.5622830

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)16:09:17 No.5622830

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>>5622824
"contemplative beep"

"Did you just say contemplative beep?"

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)16:10:02 No.5622833

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)16:10:02 No.5622833

>>5622830
Yes

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)16:10:33 No.5622835

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)16:10:33 No.5622835

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5622830
Cut to the Bobby interrogation scene >>5622762 >>5622767 so OP has to draw a new image.

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)16:12:05 No.5622840

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)16:12:05 No.5622840

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5622830
everybody starts beeping

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)16:12:21 No.5622841

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)16:12:21 No.5622841

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5622833
Why yes I did forget to roll, how could you tell?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)16:12:39 No.5622842

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)16:12:39 No.5622842

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>>5622835

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)16:12:39 No.5622843

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)16:12:39 No.5622843

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5622830
>>5622825
Meanwhile in Quattro's "other bases"...
"when you see that hawaiian skeleton again, kill him"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)16:13:23 No.5622845

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)16:13:23 No.5622845

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5622842
>>5622843
Then >>5622835

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)16:14:15 No.5622848

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)16:14:15 No.5622848

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5622842
Threaten OP with a banana until he draws the new scene.

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)16:14:25 No.5622849

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)16:14:25 No.5622849

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5622842
eat your greens OP

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)16:16:54 No.5622852

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)16:16:54 No.5622852

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>>5622848

"WHERE IS ALL THE ALCOHOL BOBBY I NEED A FUCKING DRINK"
"QUATTRO MAKE SKELETON ISLAND GREAT AGAIN"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)16:18:32 No.5622855

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)16:18:32 No.5622855

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5622852
>>5622845

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)16:18:42 No.5622856

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)16:18:42 No.5622856

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5622852
budget cuts means the next 3 scenes are drawn with stick figures

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)16:19:41 No.5622861

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)16:19:41 No.5622861

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5622852
give rasputin's bobby photo a little top hat

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)16:19:44 No.5622862

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)16:19:44 No.5622862

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5622852
YOU LITTLE SHIT, DRAW THE INTERROGATION PROPERLY! WITH GORE AND BLOOD AND ALL!!! MAKE ME FEEL LIKE BOBBY IS IN THE LUBYANKA BUILDING, ABOUT TO BE SENT TO AN EARLY GRAVE BY THE KGB!

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)16:21:01 No.5622864

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)16:21:01 No.5622864

>>5622862
What gore and blood? we're skeletons

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)16:21:43 No.5622866

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)16:21:43 No.5622866

>>5622864
Bone marrow, son.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)16:22:11 No.5622867

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)16:22:11 No.5622867

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>>5622856
"I say, dear brother, reveal to me the location of thine alcohol and secrets of the rebellion, or I will have to commit terrible acts of violence upon you"

"I must refuse, o brother of mine. For mine loyalty to the cause prevents me from divulging any information you may require. As Quattro will return skeleton island to its former glory"

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)16:23:02 No.5622871

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)16:23:02 No.5622871

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5622867
Bobbeh takes out literally the entire prison's staff + Chosen One but the scene is missing

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)16:24:42 No.5622872

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)16:24:42 No.5622872

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5622867
SIMPLER

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)16:28:50 No.5622877

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)16:28:50 No.5622877

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>>5622872
"I will now attempt to fight you, brother, and then the rest of the prison guards to escape and return to Quattro"

"gasp"

Freda Guevara (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)16:29:48 No.5622878

Freda Guevara (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)16:29:48 No.5622878

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5622877
Ebin Fightu

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)16:29:51 No.5622879

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)16:29:51 No.5622879

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5622877
MORE VERBOSE

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)16:30:38 No.5622880

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)16:30:38 No.5622880

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5622877
Bobby ends up being kidnapped by aliens somehow, but even more verbose

Jack Roberts (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)16:31:27 No.5622882

Jack Roberts (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)16:31:27 No.5622882

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5622877
I am aghast at this proclimation! Surely thou art jesting, as thou is the weakest of thine siblings. From whence dost thou expect to bring forth enough strength to best me?

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU)
04/01/23(Sat)16:32:45 No.5622885

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU) 04/01/23(Sat)16:32:45 No.5622885

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5622877
SIMPLER!!!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)16:39:07 No.5622896

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)16:39:07 No.5622896

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>>5622880
"Egads! The individual of which you are listening to, I, Bobby, the male sibling of you, the one I am conversing with, The Chosen one, have been absconded by extra terrestrials referring to the specific and current subject matter of are grey in nature. As long as you would not mind helping the individual that I, myself, refer to, as me, Bobby, the male sibling of you, the one I am conversing with, The Chosen one,as the extra terrestrials will no doubt enact unspeakable degenerate activities upon the body of the individual that I, myself, refer to, as me, Bobby, the male sibling of you, the one I am conversing with, The Chosen one."

"ayy lmao"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)16:40:43 No.5622898

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)16:40:43 No.5622898

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5622896
The alien kidnapping was just a cover, it was other Chillsader Rebels rescuing Bobby from the Chosen one.

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)16:41:25 No.5622901

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)16:41:25 No.5622901

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5622896
Very cool and expensive fight happens because all the budget was shuffled to it

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)16:42:12 No.5622902

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)16:42:12 No.5622902

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5622896
>>5622901
But what fight though

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)16:43:11 No.5622905

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)16:43:11 No.5622905

>>5622902
Fight between Bobby SS doods+Chosen One, maybe with ayys too

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)16:43:47 No.5622908

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)16:43:47 No.5622908

>>5622905
You're wasting the budget on BOBBY?

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU)
04/01/23(Sat)16:45:00 No.5622910

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU) 04/01/23(Sat)16:45:00 No.5622910

>>5622908
You’re goddamn eighth we are!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)16:49:08 No.5622919

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)16:49:08 No.5622919

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>>5622901
Unfortunately nobody remembered to press the record button so it was lost forever.

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)16:50:11 No.5622923

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)16:50:11 No.5622923

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5622919
What a shame, it's too bad the scars of getting utterly thrashed by Bobby of all people could not be forgotten so easily by the Chosen One.

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)16:50:31 No.5622924

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)16:50:31 No.5622924

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5622919
"Dammit Chosen One, you are a loose cannon, but you get results!"
"Thank you Quattro...hey wait a sec"

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)16:50:33 No.5622926

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)16:50:33 No.5622926

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5622919
give him a top hat

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)16:51:15 No.5622928

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)16:51:15 No.5622928

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5622923
>>5622919
He will live with this shame for the rest of his Skeletal life. Consequently he starts drinking way more than he used too.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)16:53:11 No.5622933

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)16:53:11 No.5622933

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5622919.
>>5622923
>>5622928
Bobby what the fuck are you doing posting multiple times

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)16:54:27 No.5622936

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)16:54:27 No.5622936

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>>5622923
"How unfortunat---wait a minute....BOBBY!"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)16:55:35 No.5622939

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)16:55:35 No.5622939

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5622936
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME OR MY TWO THOSUAND PROXY ACCOUNTS, CHOSEN ONE! SMOKE BOMB!

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)16:55:59 No.5622940

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)16:55:59 No.5622940

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5622936
Ah, not a step closer, bro, or I'm deleting your bonecraft save!

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)16:56:11 No.5622941

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)16:56:11 No.5622941

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5622936
give them both top hats

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)16:57:41 No.5622944

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)16:57:41 No.5622944

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5622936
Shut up skelly ボビーブラスト [BOBBY BLAST]

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)16:59:53 No.5622947

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)16:59:53 No.5622947

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>>5622940
"I don't even play Bonecraft! That game is trash, Bobby"

"FUCK"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)17:01:18 No.5622950

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)17:01:18 No.5622950

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5622947
Don't move, or I'll sell your Counter Skeleton: Global Boneffensive knife for 2 Snifferbucks!

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)17:01:28 No.5622952

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)17:01:28 No.5622952

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5622947
No wait I meant Bonescape! All those hours grinding campfire skills, gone!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)17:06:00 No.5622960

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)17:06:00 No.5622960

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>>5622950
"What the fuck are you even talking about"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)17:06:34 No.5622961

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)17:06:34 No.5622961

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5622960
SMOKE BOMB!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)17:17:26 No.5622973

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)17:17:26 No.5622973

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>>5622961

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)17:18:25 No.5622974

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)17:18:25 No.5622974

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5622973
...give it a second.

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)17:18:27 No.5622975

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)17:18:27 No.5622975

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5622973
Bobby gets his ass beat (again)

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/01/23(Sat)17:20:46 No.5622978

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/01/23(Sat)17:20:46 No.5622978

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5622973
Bobby escapes (somehoe)

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)17:21:30 No.5622979

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)17:21:30 No.5622979

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5622973
Your smoke bomb factory is making defective products, Chosen One, I WILL write a bad review

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)17:23:44 No.5622984

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)17:23:44 No.5622984

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>>5622975

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)17:24:40 No.5622987

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)17:24:40 No.5622987

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5622984
No time for that now, we're just about to arrive at the submarine pen.

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)17:24:50 No.5622989

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)17:24:50 No.5622989

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5622984
Eh, nothing to worry about Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)17:25:23 No.5622990

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)17:25:23 No.5622990

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5622984
Should probably investigate that, Marian, how do you feel about being in a Metal Gear rip off?

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU)
04/01/23(Sat)17:25:27 No.5622992

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU) 04/01/23(Sat)17:25:27 No.5622992

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5622984
Anyways!
So what’s Quattro doing right now?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)17:30:02 No.5623004

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)17:30:02 No.5623004

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>>5622990
"I'm kinda busy right now"

Anonymous (ID: 4O0zFLh4)
04/01/23(Sat)17:30:45 No.5623006

Anonymous (ID: 4O0zFLh4) 04/01/23(Sat)17:30:45 No.5623006

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5622984
bobby becomes a screaming cowboy in the sky

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)17:31:33 No.5623008

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)17:31:33 No.5623008

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5623004
set up the virus

Anonymous (ID: 4O0zFLh4)
04/01/23(Sat)17:31:55 No.5623009

Anonymous (ID: 4O0zFLh4) 04/01/23(Sat)17:31:55 No.5623009

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5623004
back to quattro and bobby screaming in the sky

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)17:32:02 No.5623010

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)17:32:02 No.5623010

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5623004
>>5623008

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)17:32:11 No.5623011

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)17:32:11 No.5623011

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5623004
I'm sure it'll be fine wihout investigation. How are the preparations going, Rasputin?

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)17:32:25 No.5623013

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)17:32:25 No.5623013

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5623004
Damn, what'cha got there?

Anonymous (ID: 4O0zFLh4)
04/01/23(Sat)17:33:40 No.5623016

Anonymous (ID: 4O0zFLh4) 04/01/23(Sat)17:33:40 No.5623016

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5623010
>>5622961
>>5622901
>>5622777
>>5622218
...impressive

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)17:34:28 No.5623018

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)17:34:28 No.5623018

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>>5623010
Alright. Should be simple enough, Marian already set everything up for you.

Just press this button.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)17:34:30 No.5623020

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)17:34:30 No.5623020

>>5623016
This is how quests look like when OP doesn't rig the dice.

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)17:34:51 No.5623021

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)17:34:51 No.5623021

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5623018
Activate it with a light touch!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)17:35:29 No.5623022

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)17:35:29 No.5623022

>>5623020
OP has never rigged any dice ever

Claudia Ellison (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)17:35:34 No.5623023

Claudia Ellison (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)17:35:34 No.5623023

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5623018
Press it dramatically!

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)17:36:37 No.5623028

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)17:36:37 No.5623028

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5623018
Marian what's this button do?

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/01/23(Sat)17:37:24 No.5623029

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/01/23(Sat)17:37:24 No.5623029

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5623018
PRESS THE BUTTON THEN STRIKE A POSE

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU)
04/01/23(Sat)17:39:32 No.5623035

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU) 04/01/23(Sat)17:39:32 No.5623035

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5623018
Press the button WHILE STRIKING RHE POSE!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)17:40:04 No.5623036

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)17:40:04 No.5623036

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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5623023
DUN DUN DUN

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)17:40:38 No.5623037

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)17:40:38 No.5623037

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5623036
Send it!

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/01/23(Sat)17:41:06 No.5623038

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/01/23(Sat)17:41:06 No.5623038

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5623036
Beep

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)17:42:09 No.5623039

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)17:42:09 No.5623039

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5623036
It can't be that hard

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)17:42:46 No.5623041

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)17:42:46 No.5623041

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5623036
The USSR's anti virus is way too strong...

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)17:42:47 No.5623042

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)17:42:47 No.5623042

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5623036
BAD THINGS

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)17:44:05 No.5623044

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)17:44:05 No.5623044

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>>5623038
"beeeeeep"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)17:44:34 No.5623045

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)17:44:34 No.5623045

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5623044
Rasputin presses the button instead.

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)17:45:33 No.5623048

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)17:45:33 No.5623048

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5623044
>>5623045
Rasputin SMASHES it

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)17:47:53 No.5623053

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)17:47:53 No.5623053

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>>5623048
"Don't be silly. You pressed the button already. Now we just have to wait for the results"

Aaaaaany second now

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)17:49:04 No.5623056

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)17:49:04 No.5623056

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5623053
god damn shitty internet

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)17:49:11 No.5623057

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)17:49:11 No.5623057

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5623053
I wanna press it again

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)17:54:22 No.5623070

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)17:54:22 No.5623070

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>>5623056
"Ah, the virus has started its work of ruining the USSR systems. This will surely deal a huge blow to their supply line and production when it's finished"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)17:55:32 No.5623071

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)17:55:32 No.5623071

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5623070
So Rasputin, what's the next step of our plan?

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU)
04/01/23(Sat)17:56:33 No.5623073

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU) 04/01/23(Sat)17:56:33 No.5623073

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5623070
“…JUST supply line and production, right?”

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)17:56:40 No.5623074

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)17:56:40 No.5623074

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5623070
fuck they had McAfee Antivirus™! Looks like that plan failed!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)17:57:40 No.5623077

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)17:57:40 No.5623077

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5623070
>>5623073
"DEFINITELY. No lowering of island protections that would make the island easy pickings"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)17:57:56 No.5623078

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)17:57:56 No.5623078

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5623071
>>5623070
It's easy, with the USSR Command in shambles after this sabotage, we must secure all the ingredients for the Ultimate Drink™ in the USSR bases out in the wider world. With that drink, the Chillsaders will be strong enough to mount an attack and remove Shotasniffer from her throne of small boys.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)18:00:58 No.5623082

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)18:00:58 No.5623082

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>>5623074
"Come now, Quattro. Have some faith in Marian's virus, it'll be done in----"

[WARNING. VIRUS COMPROMISED. USSR SYSTEM DESTRUCTION HALTED. USSR SECURITY IS ALREADY TRACING IT BACK HERE]

"...well that's not good"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)18:02:05 No.5623085

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)18:02:05 No.5623085

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5623082
Marian, come over here and fix this virus! Make it do the things!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)18:02:43 No.5623087

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)18:02:43 No.5623087

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5623082
MARIAN HELP
COUNTER HACK THE COUNTER HACK

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)18:03:04 No.5623089

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)18:03:04 No.5623089

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5623082
RUN

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)18:03:17 No.5623090

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)18:03:17 No.5623090

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5623082
>>5623085
>>5623087
~~"Nope."~~

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU)
04/01/23(Sat)18:04:02 No.5623091

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU) 04/01/23(Sat)18:04:02 No.5623091

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5623082
“WAIT! I have an idea!”
*Goes back to the original virus file and changes the name to NOT a virus.*

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/01/23(Sat)18:04:18 No.5623092

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/01/23(Sat)18:04:18 No.5623092

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5623082
Marian activate the counter measure against the McAfee Antivirus,

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)18:09:38 No.5623106

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)18:09:38 No.5623106

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>>5623087
"FUUUUUUUUUCK"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)18:10:28 No.5623109

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)18:10:28 No.5623109

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5623106
MARIAN IF YOU MAKE THIS WORK YOU CAN WEAR YOU GREEN SUIT AGAIN FOR THE REST OF THE REVOLUTION

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)18:11:08 No.5623114

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)18:11:08 No.5623114

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5623106
>>5623109
WHAT HE SAID

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU)
04/01/23(Sat)18:13:17 No.5623120

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU) 04/01/23(Sat)18:13:17 No.5623120

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5623106
>>5623109
I’LL EVEN LET YOU WEAR YOUR STUPID CYBERNETIC EYEPIECE AGAIN!!!

Anonymous (ID: ubogGOZK)
04/01/23(Sat)18:14:48 No.5623127

Anonymous (ID: ubogGOZK) 04/01/23(Sat)18:14:48 No.5623127

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5623106
YOU CAN EVEN WEAR A DRESS... if that's something you'd want

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)18:16:06 No.5623132

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)18:16:06 No.5623132

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5623109
Can he do it?

Adam Giles (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)18:17:00 No.5623136

Adam Giles (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)18:17:00 No.5623136

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5623132
Doubtful

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/01/23(Sat)18:17:02 No.5623137

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/01/23(Sat)18:17:02 No.5623137

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5623132
You can do it Marian.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)18:17:31 No.5623139

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)18:17:31 No.5623139

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5623132
He'll do it, for the suit!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)18:19:14 No.5623143

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)18:19:14 No.5623143

>>5623132
>>5623139
NO WAY

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)18:22:18 No.5623148

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)18:22:18 No.5623148

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>>5623139
Even though our sabotage was stopped early, at least they haven't traced back where we are yet! That should give us time to move out before they start an island-wide sweep

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/01/23(Sat)18:23:34 No.5623149

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/01/23(Sat)18:23:34 No.5623149

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5623148
Ey Marian

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/01/23(Sat)18:23:47 No.5623150

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/01/23(Sat)18:23:47 No.5623150

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5623148
Roll for how much damage the virus caused to the USSR systems before it was caught.

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/01/23(Sat)18:23:57 No.5623152

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/01/23(Sat)18:23:57 No.5623152

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5623148
Let's pack our stuff and get ready to move to the dark side of the Moon.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/01/23(Sat)18:24:29 No.5623153

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/01/23(Sat)18:24:29 No.5623153

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5623148
>>5623078
We'll just have to gather the drink instead

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/01/23(Sat)18:26:50 No.5623156

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/01/23(Sat)18:26:50 No.5623156

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>>5623152
Time to head to spess

and time for OP to pass out since it's 5 AM. See ya.

updates b here and shit: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: ubogGOZK)
04/01/23(Sat)18:42:11 No.5623173

Anonymous (ID: ubogGOZK) 04/01/23(Sat)18:42:11 No.5623173

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5623152
This is a great idea. Very cool.
>>5623156
Sweet dreams, round prince.

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU)
04/01/23(Sat)19:43:59 No.5623229

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU) 04/01/23(Sat)19:43:59 No.5623229

>>5623156
Goodnight OP

OK now that we have a minute, let’s discuss the elephant in the room here. What kind of music does Shotasniffer play for her concert?

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)19:49:52 No.5623236

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)19:49:52 No.5623236

>>5623229
phonk, russian classical music and ~~country~~

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/01/23(Sat)20:49:01 No.5623292

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/01/23(Sat)20:49:01 No.5623292

>>5623156
see ya

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU)
04/01/23(Sat)21:57:43 No.5623408

Anonymous (ID: qUS52ZcU) 04/01/23(Sat)21:57:43 No.5623408

>>5623236
I was going to say polka.

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/01/23(Sat)23:48:14 No.5623604

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/01/23(Sat)23:48:14 No.5623604

>>5623408
don't worry, you can trust my musical choices
~~I was a red~~

Trevor Patel (ID: C8/kDU9f)
04/02/23(Sun)03:23:54 No.5623792

Trevor Patel (ID: C8/kDU9f) 04/02/23(Sun)03:23:54 No.5623792

>>5623229
definitely phonk
https://youtu.be/MWJTgcPGYuE

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)05:02:03 No.5623833

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)05:02:03 No.5623833

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Colin Long (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)05:04:15 No.5623834

Colin Long (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)05:04:15 No.5623834

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5623833
It's good to be green again.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)05:11:40 No.5623839

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)05:11:40 No.5623839

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>>5623834

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)05:13:12 No.5623841

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)05:13:12 No.5623841

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5623236
>>5623839
Time to go with Quattro to the dark side of the Moon to collect the moon rock for the ULTIMATE DRINK

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)05:14:59 No.5623842

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)05:14:59 No.5623842

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5623839
Get in the sub, Marian! We're leaving for South America to begin the quest for the ultimate drink

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)05:18:58 No.5623845

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)05:18:58 No.5623845

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5623839
time to visit side 3

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)05:21:31 No.5623846

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)05:21:31 No.5623846

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>>5623841
"So, is everything ready for launch?"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)05:22:32 No.5623847

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)05:22:32 No.5623847

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5623846
Almost, we're waiting for the last of the materials to be loaded onto the final submarine.

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)05:22:39 No.5623848

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)05:22:39 No.5623848

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5623846
Yeah, I think we're ready. LET'S ADVANCE TO CHAPTER 2 BABY.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)05:26:54 No.5623851

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)05:26:54 No.5623851

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5623846
>>5623847
>>5623848
Yeah we can't just launch directly to space here, we have to do it one of my secret bases around the world

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)05:27:10 No.5623852

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)05:27:10 No.5623852

the absence of blues disturbs me

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)05:29:17 No.5623853

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)05:29:17 No.5623853

>>5623852
Lilly and Luke are out in space, doing space things. I think Olessa has just been hanging out with the Knight Maids in Lillys castle thus far. Maybe they'll have relevance in Chapter 2 or 3.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)05:30:32 No.5623855

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)05:30:32 No.5623855

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>>5623848
Are you sure wanna launch RIGHT NOW? Straight from the Chillsader's HIDDEN UNDERGROUND BASE?

Bettie Evans (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)05:31:43 No.5623857

Bettie Evans (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)05:31:43 No.5623857

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5623855
did we do all the sidequests before proceeding towards main plot tho?

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)05:32:21 No.5623858

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)05:32:21 No.5623858

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5623855
>>5623851
I sure hope nothing bad will happen with the submarine bases!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)05:32:24 No.5623859

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)05:32:24 No.5623859

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5623855
>>5623857
what he said, if we did all the side quests we should be good to advance the story if not... then we shouldn't launch
but if we are, let's launch from some place in the middle of the sea that's not our underground base

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)05:32:32 No.5623860

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)05:32:32 No.5623860

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5623855
Nah, we need to travel to another hidden base first to not blow the cover of this base. Marian, what place do you prefer? South America or Oceania?

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)05:32:52 No.5623861

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)05:32:52 No.5623861

>>5623857
We haven't even unlocked them yet

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)05:37:05 No.5623863

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)05:37:05 No.5623863

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>>5623857
Hmmmmm, think, Quattro. Is there something you should do before heading off into space?

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)05:37:48 No.5623864

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)05:37:48 No.5623864

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5623863
Wait for OP to draw a spaceship obviously

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)05:38:49 No.5623865

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)05:38:49 No.5623865

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5623863
take out the list
I think there was something about the speech titled "bones weighed down by the gravity"
seemed important

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)05:38:50 No.5623866

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)05:38:50 No.5623866

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5623863
Is there anything we should've done that we haven't?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)05:38:58 No.5623867

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)05:38:58 No.5623867

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>>5623864

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)05:39:05 No.5623868

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)05:39:05 No.5623868

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5623863
Check up on the submarine bases that you clearly did not ignore

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)05:39:37 No.5623869

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)05:39:37 No.5623869

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5623867
>>5623868

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)05:39:50 No.5623870

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)05:39:50 No.5623870

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5623867
>>5623865
well either that or secure more allies from other factons cause relying only on martian is kinda eh

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)05:47:00 No.5623875

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)05:47:00 No.5623875

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>>5623869
Calling submarine base

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)05:47:43 No.5623877

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)05:47:43 No.5623877

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5623875
'What's the password?'

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)05:47:53 No.5623878

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)05:47:53 No.5623878

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5623875
Roll for response

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)05:48:06 No.5623879

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)05:48:06 No.5623879

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5623875
YELLOW SUBMARINE
YELLOW SUBMARINE
>>5623877

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)05:49:08 No.5623880

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)05:49:08 No.5623880

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5623879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2uTFF_3MaA
dice god approves

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)05:51:36 No.5623881

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)05:51:36 No.5623881

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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5623879
Was that the correct password?!

Roll

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)05:52:06 No.5623882

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)05:52:06 No.5623882

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5623881
Yes.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)05:52:13 No.5623883

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)05:52:13 No.5623883

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5623881
you also need to tapdance in rhythm of the song

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)05:55:58 No.5623884

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)05:55:58 No.5623884

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>>5623882
"Aayayyy, Quattro. Howsitgoing"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)05:56:59 No.5623885

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)05:56:59 No.5623885

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5623884
Yeah we're coming over to launch a spaceship for the ultimate drink

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)05:57:06 No.5623886

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)05:57:06 No.5623886

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5623884
wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup dooood
THE plan is going in motion
no no, the other beside unlimted martini plan
what's your status

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)05:57:18 No.5623889

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)05:57:18 No.5623889

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5623884
The time is at hand! Launch all subs, For Great Justice!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)06:08:27 No.5623903

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)06:08:27 No.5623903

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5623886
"Yeah well..."

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)06:08:49 No.5623905

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)06:08:49 No.5623905

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5623903
inb4 the Reds already found where they are

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)06:09:03 No.5623906

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)06:09:03 No.5623906

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5623903
don't tell me you wasted most budget on beatles collectibles?

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)06:09:32 No.5623907

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)06:09:32 No.5623907

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5623903
Hmmm.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)06:20:25 No.5623914

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)06:20:25 No.5623914

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>>5623905
>>5623906
>>5623907
"Hello, Quattro"

OH SHIT IT'S A RED! BUT WHO COULD IT BE ON THE OTHER LINE?!

A. Betty
B. Captain Ivanov
C. Shotasniffer
D. The Boy
E. Rasputin, wait wut

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)06:21:00 No.5623915

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)06:21:00 No.5623915

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5623914
B.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)06:21:02 No.5623916

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)06:21:02 No.5623916

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5623914
It's Betty isn't it.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)06:21:50 No.5623919

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)06:21:50 No.5623919

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5623914
B. He's intercepting the call and is attempting to trace it! Submarine Base, scramble all zig! Abandon the base!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)06:22:04 No.5623920

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)06:22:04 No.5623920

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5623914
>>5623916
BETTY???

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)06:27:38 No.5623927

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)06:27:38 No.5623927

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>>5623916
COULD IT BE?! BETTY ?!

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)06:28:08 No.5623928

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)06:28:08 No.5623928

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5623927
heavy sweating

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)06:28:35 No.5623929

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)06:28:35 No.5623929

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5623927
KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE QUATTRO
it's only Betty... our worst fear...

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)06:29:18 No.5623930

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)06:29:18 No.5623930

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5623927
Yeah, it's me, the real Betty, not the other one.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)06:34:08 No.5623931

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)06:34:08 No.5623931

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>>5623928
"So mind explaining what's this little operation you got here is all about?"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)06:35:51 No.5623932

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)06:35:51 No.5623932

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5623931
UH IT'S FOR A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)06:36:14 No.5623933

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)06:36:14 No.5623933

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5623931
>>5623932
THE BIRTHDAY PARTY EXCUSE ALWAYS WORKS

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)06:36:14 No.5623934

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)06:36:14 No.5623934

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5623931
Just...
errr...
tourism
you know
space tourism!
Yes yes, with space booze and such.
I bit of personal project to surprise everyone later

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)06:41:30 No.5623937

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)06:41:30 No.5623937

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>>5623933
"Whose"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)06:42:12 No.5623938

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)06:42:12 No.5623938

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5623937
UH, BIG SIS'S DON'T TELL HER PLEASE SHE'LL TAKE AWAY MY BAR

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)06:42:14 No.5623939

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)06:42:14 No.5623939

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5623937
Uhm... opposite Betty of course!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)06:42:43 No.5623940

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)06:42:43 No.5623940

>>5623939
thanks for making the situation worse

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)06:43:03 No.5623942

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)06:43:03 No.5623942

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5623937
THINK!
QUATTRO
THINK!!!
...
"Rasputin, you know, he helped me out a lot"

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)06:44:35 No.5623943

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)06:44:35 No.5623943

>>5623939
you fool
the whole goal of counter attack is ~~to make original Betty come back~~

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)06:46:38 No.5623944

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)06:46:38 No.5623944

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>>5623942
"Rasputin? Really? Whatcha got planned?"

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)06:47:21 No.5623946

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)06:47:21 No.5623946

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5623944
The thing he loves the most of course.
FIGHTING TOURNAMENT! IN SPACE!!!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)06:47:35 No.5623947

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)06:47:35 No.5623947

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5623944
UH, WAR, COMBAT, EVERYTHING RASPUTIN LIKES, IN SPACE

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)06:47:52 No.5623948

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)06:47:52 No.5623948

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5623944
Yeah... yeah... uh
It's gonna be in space. You're invited to an intergalactic space tournament if you wanna go.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)06:48:44 No.5623949

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)06:48:44 No.5623949

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5623944
You know what he likes best, the fight. So we're going on a round trip across the world, to fight the best of the best. And then we'll relax at the bar during the evening with a nice drink and all that. Good times, ya know?

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/02/23(Sun)07:01:42 No.5623954

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/02/23(Sun)07:01:42 No.5623954

Rolled 64 (1d100)

where the skele ton titties at

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)07:10:26 No.5623958

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)07:10:26 No.5623958

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>>5623946
"Oh really?! When is it held? You sure you can make it in time for his birthday?"

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)07:12:16 No.5623960

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)07:12:16 No.5623960

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5623958
On space asteroid I'm renting. It's a surprise event, no one knows about it
I think we can manage it, we have what, few weeks to go? plenty of time

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)07:12:38 No.5623961

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)07:12:38 No.5623961

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5623958
How could I not make it in time for my fellow Dojo sensei's birthday? It'll be next month of course.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)07:12:56 No.5623962

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)07:12:56 No.5623962

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5623958
>>5623960
~~"Oh and by the way, Sis already left the island for her month-long concert vacation. She told me that she's putting me in charge."~~

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)07:22:57 No.5623971

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)07:22:57 No.5623971

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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5623960
"But Quattro, his birthday's next week!"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)07:23:51 No.5623973

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)07:23:51 No.5623973

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5623971
WELL I GUESS I BETTER GET GOING NOW
BYE

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)07:23:57 No.5623974

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)07:23:57 No.5623974

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5623971
heaviest sweating
"OH SHIT OH FUCK MY CALENDAR GOT MESSED UP GOTTA RUN BYE LOVE YOU"

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf)
04/02/23(Sun)07:25:12 No.5623975

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf) 04/02/23(Sun)07:25:12 No.5623975

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5623971
OH FUCK QUATTRO DID YOU FORGET
NO WONDER RASPUTIN WANTED TO HELP

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf)
04/02/23(Sun)07:29:41 No.5623979

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf) 04/02/23(Sun)07:29:41 No.5623979

YOU FUCKING IDIOT QUATTRO
THIS QUEST IS FUCKED
WHAT FUCKING LEADER WOULD FORGET HIS OWN BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)07:29:44 No.5623980

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)07:29:44 No.5623980

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>>5623975
"aaaand I AM invited to the tournament, right?"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)07:29:44 No.5623981

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)07:29:44 No.5623981

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5623971
OH SHIT GOTTA GO BETTY, LOTS TO DO!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)07:31:05 No.5623982

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)07:31:05 No.5623982

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5623980
yes.... haha uh bye now!

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)07:31:22 No.5623983

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)07:31:22 No.5623983

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5623980
Of course! I'll send for you right when we are ready no worries, I gotta go and speed up a schedule, oh a tunne.... BEEP BEEP BEEP

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)07:32:03 No.5623985

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)07:32:03 No.5623985

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5623981
>>5623980
VERY BUSY WORKING ON THE BIRTHDAY THING BYE BYE INVITE SHOULD BE IN YOUR MAILBOX THIS WEEK OKAY HAVE A WONDEFUL TIME

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf)
04/02/23(Sun)07:32:21 No.5623986

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf) 04/02/23(Sun)07:32:21 No.5623986

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5623980
YES DEFINITELY BYE

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf)
04/02/23(Sun)07:38:07 No.5623988

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf) 04/02/23(Sun)07:38:07 No.5623988

And thus, the REAL main plot of Quattro's Counterattack begins.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)07:38:34 No.5623989

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)07:38:34 No.5623989

>>5623988
to not dissappoint Betty

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)07:38:46 No.5623990

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)07:38:46 No.5623990

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>>5623982
"Bye, Quattro"

...

"Wonder when will he realize Rasputin's birthday's actually 5 months from now"

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf)
04/02/23(Sun)07:39:32 No.5623992

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf) 04/02/23(Sun)07:39:32 No.5623992

>>5623989
and plan Rasputin's surprise birthday...without letting Rasputin know

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)07:39:35 No.5623993

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)07:39:35 No.5623993

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5623990
Meanwhile Quattro in full panic mode

~~I wonder how much Betty knows tho~~

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)07:39:39 No.5623994

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)07:39:39 No.5623994

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5623990
OKAY
I think we're ready to head into chapter 2 of Skeleton Island 3 Quaattro's Counterattack

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)07:40:36 No.5623995

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)07:40:36 No.5623995

>>5623992
and get a headpat from betty wearing yellow

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf)
04/02/23(Sun)07:40:39 No.5623998

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf) 04/02/23(Sun)07:40:39 No.5623998

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5623990
>>5623993
She probably knows but doesn't want to tell him that Shotasniffer already left for a month

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)07:46:00 No.5624001

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)07:46:00 No.5624001

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>>5623998
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
probably

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)07:46:48 No.5624002

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)07:46:48 No.5624002

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5624001
we'll win her heart back, anons.
we'll prove ourself!
As soon we get out of panic mode

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf)
04/02/23(Sun)07:50:13 No.5624006

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf) 04/02/23(Sun)07:50:13 No.5624006

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5624001
>>5624002
Also it's actually BETTY'S birthday next week.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)07:50:46 No.5624007

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)07:50:46 No.5624007

>>5624006
PANIC MODE INCREASES

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)07:57:43 No.5624009

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)07:57:43 No.5624009

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>>5624006

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)07:58:30 No.5624010

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)07:58:30 No.5624010

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5624009
ATTEMPT TO HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf)
04/02/23(Sun)08:00:39 No.5624012

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf) 04/02/23(Sun)08:00:39 No.5624012

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5624009
Rasputin wanted to tell him that the real reason for him helping Quattro was to make Betty proud of him for his birthday gift.
But Quattro's a bit stressed right now.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)08:00:55 No.5624014

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)08:00:55 No.5624014

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5624009
Distract yourself by fucking progressing the plot already.

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf)
04/02/23(Sun)08:02:42 No.5624015

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf) 04/02/23(Sun)08:02:42 No.5624015

>>5624014
The original plot's dead, murdered in the backalleys.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)08:08:21 No.5624022

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)08:08:21 No.5624022

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>>5624014
Right, of course. the moon.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)08:09:08 No.5624023

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)08:09:08 No.5624023

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5624022
SPESS
THE ENDLESS FRONTIER!

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)08:09:10 No.5624024

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)08:09:10 No.5624024

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5624022
Let us leave Skeleton Island before we get interrupted again! To the Submarines!

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf)
04/02/23(Sun)08:10:18 No.5624026

Anonymous (ID: yTup3DJf) 04/02/23(Sun)08:10:18 No.5624026

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5624022
You gotta set up the arena, gotta get people from all over the world, gotta start advertising.
AND DON'T TELL RASPUTIN ANYTHING IT'S A SURPRISE

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)08:16:16 No.5624029

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)08:16:16 No.5624029

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>>5624024
"You okay, Quattro?"

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)08:18:15 No.5624030

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)08:18:15 No.5624030

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5624029
yea, Betty just gave me a scare. I think I put her off the track
Your birthday is in 5 months right?
And Betty's one next week?
Hope I'll manage to make her proud within week, but we gonna hold fighting tournament on the side I think

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)08:18:32 No.5624031

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)08:18:32 No.5624031

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5624029
Hahaha.... take me away to the moon...

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)08:44:03 No.5624047

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)08:44:03 No.5624047

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>>5624030
"hehe sure, I, uh mean, oooooh, a tournament, nice"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)08:45:20 No.5624048

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)08:45:20 No.5624048

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5624047
Oof, let's get to those Submarines already. Chapter 2's waiting for me.

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/02/23(Sun)08:45:41 No.5624050

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/02/23(Sun)08:45:41 No.5624050

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5624047
Alas you will just be a judge, too OP, you understand

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)08:45:58 No.5624052

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)08:45:58 No.5624052

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5624047
Thank god my palm OS organizer still works fine then
I was afraid for a second I got incorrect dates
Anyway, to space!

///

Meanwhile in space

Anonymous (ID: v+ymf7G/)
04/02/23(Sun)08:46:19 No.5624054

Anonymous (ID: v+ymf7G/) 04/02/23(Sun)08:46:19 No.5624054

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5624047
did you just giggle rasputin

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)09:03:01 No.5624068

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)09:03:01 No.5624068

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>>5624052
MEANWHILE, IN SPACE

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)09:04:39 No.5624070

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)09:04:39 No.5624070

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5624068
Balling
new faction sidequest waits, grab some hotdogs for the road

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/02/23(Sun)09:04:40 No.5624071

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/02/23(Sun)09:04:40 No.5624071

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5624068
*ring ring*

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)09:06:03 No.5624073

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)09:06:03 No.5624073

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5624068
ARE WE READY TO LAUNCH THE SUBMARINE, MARIAN?

Anonymous (ID: v+ymf7G/)
04/02/23(Sun)09:07:17 No.5624075

Anonymous (ID: v+ymf7G/) 04/02/23(Sun)09:07:17 No.5624075

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5624068
Time to go one the submarine with Marian
Wait that pilot looks familar

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)09:15:35 No.5624087

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)09:15:35 No.5624087

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>>5624073

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)09:16:42 No.5624090

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)09:16:42 No.5624090

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5624087
>>5624075

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)09:16:52 No.5624091

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)09:16:52 No.5624091

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5624087
let's fucking go then
chapter 2 here we come

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)09:19:04 No.5624094

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)09:19:04 No.5624094

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5624087
いぐぞ!!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)09:25:07 No.5624097

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)09:25:07 No.5624097

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5624087
Then get in the submarine Marian

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)09:25:21 No.5624098

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)09:25:21 No.5624098

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>>5624091

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)09:25:58 No.5624099

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)09:25:58 No.5624099

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5624098
Loading screen is spooky

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)09:26:00 No.5624100

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)09:26:00 No.5624100

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5624098
SKYRIM???

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)09:27:19 No.5624102

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)09:27:19 No.5624102

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5624098
Loading screen tips time

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/02/23(Sun)09:27:44 No.5624103

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/02/23(Sun)09:27:44 No.5624103

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5624098
WHERE IS THE LOADING SCREEN TIP

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)09:48:39 No.5624120

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)09:48:39 No.5624120

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>>5624103

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)09:49:40 No.5624121

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)09:49:40 No.5624121

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5624120
these are not useful
and what is that loading screen
is it shotasniffer bouncing boob mod you forgot to delete from previous adventure?

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)09:52:35 No.5624123

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)09:52:35 No.5624123

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5624120
>>5624121
OP probably forgot to uninstall his degenerate sex mods, that's why this loading screen is taking so long

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)10:18:21 No.5624153

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)10:18:21 No.5624153

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>>5624123

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)10:18:52 No.5624156

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)10:18:52 No.5624156

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5624153
OP stop being lazy
get us to the next plot thing

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)10:20:27 No.5624158

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)10:20:27 No.5624158

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5624153
we are going to wake up in carriage aren't we

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)10:26:36 No.5624162

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)10:26:36 No.5624162

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>>5624156
"Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that USSR ambush, same as us"

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)10:27:18 No.5624165

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)10:27:18 No.5624165

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5624162
space ambush?

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)10:27:24 No.5624166

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)10:27:24 No.5624166

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5624162
nottu dissu shitto again
I THOUGHT WE ALREADY BOUGHT SKYRIM FOR THE 100th time
come on eject the disk, we're putting in skeleton island 3

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)10:29:57 No.5624170

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)10:29:57 No.5624170

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>>5624165
A space ambush. A....SPAMBUSH

hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhur

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)10:30:48 No.5624171

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)10:30:48 No.5624171

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5624170
god damn it
show us arriving on the dark side of the moon

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)10:31:07 No.5624172

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)10:31:07 No.5624172

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5624170
Get the spam off of the submarine computer already. I swear, you should never trust Todd Howard.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)10:31:17 No.5624173

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)10:31:17 No.5624173

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5624170
Rasputing wakes Quattro up who passed out on the way to space, while Quattro yells something about someone named Todd
prolly as good as Mark

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)10:35:00 No.5624175

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)10:35:00 No.5624175

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>>5624172
Anyhoo, making our way to the secret undersea base where we can launch our rockets without the USSR knowing.....provided Betty doesn't tell Shotasniffer, of course.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)10:36:26 No.5624178

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)10:36:26 No.5624178

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5624175
Oooh, undersea base! How cool is it?

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)10:36:39 No.5624179

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)10:36:39 No.5624179

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5624175
I think Betty fell for our bumbling Quattro routine again.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)10:37:13 No.5624180

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)10:37:13 No.5624180

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5624175
>>5624178
Literally a cave

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)10:38:26 No.5624183

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)10:38:26 No.5624183

>>5624175
>>5624178
>>5624180
A really cool cave

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)10:39:33 No.5624185

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)10:39:33 No.5624185

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5624183
fug

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)10:40:06 No.5624187

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)10:40:06 No.5624187

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5624175
>>5624183
>>5624185
with a cool crab

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)10:40:34 No.5624188

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)10:40:34 No.5624188

>>5624185
With that roll it'd be the coolest cave ever.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)10:41:46 No.5624189

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)10:41:46 No.5624189

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>>5624178

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)10:42:19 No.5624190

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)10:42:19 No.5624190

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5624189
nice
let's see who's working there before we set off on the rocket

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)10:42:25 No.5624191

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)10:42:25 No.5624191

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5624189
Holy fuck that's radical. Begin docking sequence.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)10:47:34 No.5624197

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)10:47:34 No.5624197

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>>5624190
Oh you know, generic Chillsaders personnel

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)10:48:57 No.5624198

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)10:48:57 No.5624198

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5624197
Also the Chosen Apprentice Ken, because we need him during our quest.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)10:49:04 No.5624199

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)10:49:04 No.5624199

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5624197
no named NPCs?
huh
what bout that dude with scarf

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)10:49:06 No.5624200

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)10:49:06 No.5624200

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5624197
But who is running the base?
~~It's just another generic Chillsader but they have a hat~~

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)10:49:19 No.5624201

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)10:49:19 No.5624201

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5624197
Let's get into our space suit which has a convenient hawaiian pattern on it

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)10:51:51 No.5624203

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)10:51:51 No.5624203

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>>5624200
Alright who's getting the hat

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)10:52:28 No.5624204

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)10:52:28 No.5624204

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5624203
mystery box
~~none is flat enough~~

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)10:53:33 No.5624206

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)10:53:33 No.5624206

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5624203
The girl on the rights pretty cute
give her the hat and a cute name like
Jill

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)10:53:53 No.5624207

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)10:53:53 No.5624207

>>5624206
of the jungle

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)10:55:07 No.5624210

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)10:55:07 No.5624210

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5624207
>>5624203
Is Brendan Fraiser making a cameo apperance in Quattro's Counterattack?

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)10:55:30 No.5624211

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)10:55:30 No.5624211

Rolled 67 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>5624203
Decide randomly. From left to right

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)10:56:36 No.5624213

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)10:56:36 No.5624213

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>5624211
d3 didnt work

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)10:56:46 No.5624214

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)10:56:46 No.5624214

>>5624210
no game was first released on Epic storefront so it's EpicMegaGames reference

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)10:57:54 No.5624215

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)10:57:54 No.5624215

>>5624204
>>5624210
>>5624214
>we want the quest to go the way of SRQ3

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)10:58:01 No.5624216

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)10:58:01 No.5624216

>>5624214
My mistake then, carry on Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)10:59:40 No.5624217

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)10:59:40 No.5624217

>>5624215
see >>5617061

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)11:00:40 No.5624218

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)11:00:40 No.5624218

>>5624217
SRQ3 wasn't a pompadour adventure

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)11:00:58 No.5624219

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>>5624206

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)11:01:45 No.5624220

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)11:01:45 No.5624220

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5624219
Come on Marian, put on your space suit.
>>5624201
Except his has Stars on it cause GSG lmao

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)11:02:03 No.5624221

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)11:02:03 No.5624221

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5624218
it had other route with pompadours
>>5624219
pretty cute actually
So Jill, wanna go to space?

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)11:05:17 No.5624224

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)11:05:17 No.5624224

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5624219
>>5624221
denial is the first step
also Quattro what the actual fuck are you into incest with younger sisters

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)11:06:39 No.5624229

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)11:06:39 No.5624229

>>5624224
>also Quattro what the actual fuck are you into incest with younger sisters
no
~~she isn't flat anyway~~
>denial is the first step
I mean you can't even type name of SRP3 correctly, fake fan

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)11:08:53 No.5624232

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>>5624221
"I'm in charge of things down here Quattro. With Betty finding out about this base, somebody's gotta organize the retreat operation"

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)11:09:21 No.5624233

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)11:09:21 No.5624233

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5624232
>>5624220

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)11:10:17 No.5624235

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)11:10:17 No.5624235

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5624232
How about we retreat in space?
They ain't gonna see that coming.
I think base is capable of interplanetary travel at least.
It's our main battleship Bonato after all

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)11:13:56 No.5624238

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)11:13:56 No.5624238

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>>5624235
"Hey Rasputin"

"Yeah?"

"Why's Quattro so dead set on getting Jill onboard?"

"Neo Pettanko Chillsaders doesn't get alot of unique NPCs, that's why"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)11:14:22 No.5624241

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)11:14:22 No.5624241

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5624232
Yeah better evacuate or else Betty will beat me to death
>>5624229
You don't know the name of SRPT3 either

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)11:14:58 No.5624242

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)11:14:58 No.5624242

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5624238
"And why are they all young women?"
"Don't ask"

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/02/23(Sun)11:15:40 No.5624243

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/02/23(Sun)11:15:40 No.5624243

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5624238
Take a moment to soak in the fact we're almost ready to do this. Quattro's revenge will finally come true. No more pretending to be a fool! And no one can stop us!

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk)
04/02/23(Sun)11:15:53 No.5624244

Anonymous (ID: UeXkvYTk) 04/02/23(Sun)11:15:53 No.5624244

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5624238
>>5624220

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)11:15:56 No.5624245

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)11:15:56 No.5624245

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5624238
BETTY WAS LIKE A MOTHER TO ME

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)11:21:37 No.5624252

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)11:21:37 No.5624252

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>>5624243
Soak in it, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)11:22:18 No.5624254

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)11:22:18 No.5624254

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5624252
oh shit where light is coming from tho

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/02/23(Sun)11:22:31 No.5624255

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/02/23(Sun)11:22:31 No.5624255

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5624252
Its like we're back in action. Like in the good old days.
Start tearing shit up NOW

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)11:23:31 No.5624257

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)11:23:31 No.5624257

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5624252
>>5624255
WE"RE GOING TO BOMB SKELETON ISLAND TO THE GROUND
BOMB THE HEROES
BOMB THE VILLIANS
BOMB EVERYONE
LAUNCH THE ROCKETS

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)11:24:23 No.5624258

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)11:24:23 No.5624258

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5624252
"Hey Ras can you go grab Quattro? He has been standing there basking for the past 30 minutes. We gotta get going soon."

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)11:30:06 No.5624265

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)11:30:06 No.5624265

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>>5624258

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/02/23(Sun)11:30:55 No.5624267

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/02/23(Sun)11:30:55 No.5624267

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5624265
Meanwhile, at Lilly's....

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)11:31:24 No.5624269

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)11:31:24 No.5624269

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5624265
so there is no Bonato?

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)11:32:24 No.5624270

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)11:32:24 No.5624270

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5624265
Get the Chosen Apprentice aswell, for that extra unique character model.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)11:33:08 No.5624271

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)11:33:08 No.5624271

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5624265
Go with Marian to the MOON

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)11:34:01 No.5624272

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)11:34:01 No.5624272

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>>5624269
"We're still building that up on the moon base"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)11:34:30 No.5624273

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)11:34:30 No.5624273

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5624272
>>5624271

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)11:35:02 No.5624274

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)11:35:02 No.5624274

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5624272
oh well
get your space hat

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)11:41:00 No.5624279

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)11:41:00 No.5624279

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>>5624274

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)11:41:31 No.5624281

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)11:41:31 No.5624281

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5624279
and space jacket

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/02/23(Sun)11:41:56 No.5624282

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/02/23(Sun)11:41:56 No.5624282

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5624279
Marian can have the hello kitty themed one
Rasputin is tough as nails, he doesnt need one

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)11:41:59 No.5624283

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)11:41:59 No.5624283

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5624279
>>5624273
>>5624281

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)11:48:40 No.5624292

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)11:48:40 No.5624292

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>>5624282

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)11:49:56 No.5624294

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)11:49:56 No.5624294

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5624292
It's moon time

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/02/23(Sun)11:51:05 No.5624295

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/02/23(Sun)11:51:05 No.5624295

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5624292
It's mooning time

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)11:53:46 No.5624299

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)11:53:46 No.5624299

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5624292
goddammit marian

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)11:54:03 No.5624300

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)11:54:03 No.5624300

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>>5624294
Surely nothing terrible will happen during your trip

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)11:54:26 No.5624301

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)11:54:26 No.5624301

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5624300
Nope, smooth sailing all the way.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)11:54:48 No.5624302

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)11:54:48 No.5624302

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5624300
did we not forget hotdogs tho?

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/02/23(Sun)11:56:58 No.5624306

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/02/23(Sun)11:56:58 No.5624306

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5624300
>>5624301
The "Everything is fine" alarm is blasting the entire way there

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)11:59:43 No.5624313

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)11:59:43 No.5624313

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>>5624306
I'm sure that's just the welcoming siren blaring all over the comms

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)12:00:45 No.5624317

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)12:00:45 No.5624317

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5624313
status report

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)12:13:46 No.5624337

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)12:13:46 No.5624337

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>>5624317
Hmmm, the base hasn't responded yet. My god, this could only mean one thing!

A. An evil AI has taken over the systems and is now creating technoskeletons, and it plans to kill you!
B. A horde of aliens has been set loose inside the base and they're rampaging!
C. Some fucking alien monster chewed through the wires!
D. The USSR has invaded the base and they're going to ambush you!
E. TThe chillsaders in the moon base has betrayed the cause and sold you out!
F. The chillsaders in the moon base has betrayed the cause to form their own faction!
G. Space wifi's slow

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)12:14:39 No.5624341

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)12:14:39 No.5624341

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5624337
prolly wifi
but just in case go in guns blazing

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/02/23(Sun)12:15:04 No.5624343

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/02/23(Sun)12:15:04 No.5624343

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5624337
A, B and E due to the first 2.
And also G so you don't know it

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/02/23(Sun)12:15:18 No.5624344

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/02/23(Sun)12:15:18 No.5624344

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5624337
>Some fucking alien monster chewed through the wires!
There's a Cave Crawler eating the wires to the communications tower. It's harmless, but still annoying.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/02/23(Sun)12:18:48 No.5624349

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/02/23(Sun)12:18:48 No.5624349

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>>5624341
Whatever it is, I uh, gotta head to bed now. We'll figure it out laters. Whenever that is.

See ya dudes, updates n shit: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/02/23(Sun)12:19:08 No.5624351

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/02/23(Sun)12:19:08 No.5624351

>>5624349
thank for bread, OP
have a good rest

Anonymous (ID: wUx9Un+2)
04/02/23(Sun)15:37:42 No.5624594

Anonymous (ID: wUx9Un+2) 04/02/23(Sun)15:37:42 No.5624594

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>>5624337
>A, B, C and F
Holy shit.
>>5624349
Night night OP

Anonymous (ID: 1mv/z38M)
04/02/23(Sun)16:09:05 No.5624645

Anonymous (ID: 1mv/z38M) 04/02/23(Sun)16:09:05 No.5624645

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5624337
>>5624349
>G. Space wifi's slow

Anonymous (ID: wUx9Un+2)
04/02/23(Sun)16:11:57 No.5624651

Anonymous (ID: wUx9Un+2) 04/02/23(Sun)16:11:57 No.5624651

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5624594
Shit forgot my roll

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/02/23(Sun)18:44:04 No.5624869

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/02/23(Sun)18:44:04 No.5624869

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5624337
>G and only G
Just because it's the funniest one.

Anonymous (ID: SffkxmqJ)
04/04/23(Tue)16:20:43 No.5627045

Anonymous (ID: SffkxmqJ) 04/04/23(Tue)16:20:43 No.5627045

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5624337
B, C, G

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/04/23(Tue)16:58:41 No.5627081

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/04/23(Tue)16:58:41 No.5627081

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5624337
AI malf.

Anonymous (ID: bTvH/F/e)
04/04/23(Tue)18:34:36 No.5627220

Anonymous (ID: bTvH/F/e) 04/04/23(Tue)18:34:36 No.5627220

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5624349
It's Alf, eating cats!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/05/23(Wed)05:01:19 No.5627706

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/05/23(Wed)05:01:19 No.5627706

>>5624594
>>5624651
>>5624349
Quattro you fuck you don't even care for your brothers no wonder they're abandoning you

Anonymous (ID: 1QoLC0Z8)
04/05/23(Wed)10:55:49 No.5627905

Anonymous (ID: 1QoLC0Z8) 04/05/23(Wed)10:55:49 No.5627905

>>5627706
Hey! Compared to the other siblings, we were like a second patent to them!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/05/23(Wed)10:58:12 No.5627907

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/05/23(Wed)10:58:12 No.5627907

>>5627905
A second patient, yes

Anonymous (ID: 1QoLC0Z8)
04/05/23(Wed)11:00:50 No.5627909

Anonymous (ID: 1QoLC0Z8) 04/05/23(Wed)11:00:50 No.5627909

>>5627907
>>5627905
Third* FUCK

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/05/23(Wed)22:58:50 No.5628515

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/05/23(Wed)22:58:50 No.5628515

>>5627905
Lolisniffer's parenting is the gold standard and Quattro is following in his footsteps.

Side effects may include: An obsession with sausages and hatred of vegetables, incest, gay anime feelings, drunkenness, road rage, unhealthy feelings for young children, a tendency to disappear when a certain skeleton comes looking for his children.

Anonymous (ID: F593yRXf)
04/06/23(Thu)18:58:51 No.5629437

Anonymous (ID: F593yRXf) 04/06/23(Thu)18:58:51 No.5629437

>>5628515
Pfft

If Quattro was on Lolisniffers level, he would convince LS to buy Shotasniffer a pony then take the pony hostage to make her capitulate.

Then reveal the pony was actually a dolled up donkey all along.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/07/23(Fri)11:06:12 No.5630039

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/07/23(Fri)11:06:12 No.5630039

2 days

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)11:44:02 No.5630051

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)11:44:02 No.5630051

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>>5630039

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/07/23(Fri)13:03:06 No.5630092

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/07/23(Fri)13:03:06 No.5630092

woah it's an hour

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)13:07:17 No.5630097

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)13:07:17 No.5630097

OP lies once again to demolish the hope of Anons for more funni skeletons.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)13:22:54 No.5630103

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)13:22:54 No.5630103

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>>5630097
OP has never lied ever

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)13:24:42 No.5630104

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)13:24:42 No.5630104

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5630103
OP has taken control of the moonbase! Strike quickly Quattro, we must free our siblings from OP's evil grasp before he delays the thread again!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)13:28:03 No.5630107

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)13:28:03 No.5630107

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>>5630104

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)13:31:04 No.5630109

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)13:31:04 No.5630109

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5630107
Quickly, dock with the moonbase before OP shoots us through the WiFi!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)13:33:36 No.5630112

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)13:33:36 No.5630112

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>>5630109
Psssshhhhhhhh---clonk

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)13:34:41 No.5630114

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)13:34:41 No.5630114

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5630112
Now spread out and look for OP before he simps our plans to Shotasniffer via Super Chats

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)13:54:33 No.5630125

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)13:54:33 No.5630125

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>>5630114

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/07/23(Fri)13:55:29 No.5630126

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/07/23(Fri)13:55:29 No.5630126

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5630125
Look if we can see skeleton island from space

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)13:56:34 No.5630127

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)13:56:34 No.5630127

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5630126
...where are the crew?

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)13:57:35 No.5630128

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)13:57:35 No.5630128

>>5630127
>>5630125
I am unclever and linked the wrong post.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)13:59:05 No.5630129

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)13:59:05 No.5630129

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>>5630126
Surely staring off into space and leaving your back open to sneak attacks is a great idea.

But then again, I'm sure nothing bad happened on the moon base. Sure it couldn't be....

A. An evil AI has taken over the systems and is now creating technoskeletons, and it plans to kill you!
B. A horde of aliens has been set loose inside the base and they're rampaging!
C. Some fucking alien monster chewed through the wires!
D. The USSR has invaded the base and they're going to ambush you!
E. TThe chillsaders in the moon base has betrayed the cause and sold you out!
F. The chillsaders in the moon base has betrayed the cause to form their own faction!
G. Space wifi's slow

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)14:00:06 No.5630130

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)14:00:06 No.5630130

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5630129
>C. Some fucking alien monster chewed through the wires!
It's the Cliffcrawler!

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/07/23(Fri)14:02:27 No.5630134

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/07/23(Fri)14:02:27 No.5630134

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5630129
G

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/07/23(Fri)14:03:45 No.5630135

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/07/23(Fri)14:03:45 No.5630135

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5630129
G for all good, G

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)14:08:16 No.5630137

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)14:08:16 No.5630137

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>>5630134
MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE MOONBASE

"Why the fuck isn't the wifi fixed yet?"

"I dunno man, i already restarted the modem"

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/07/23(Fri)14:09:05 No.5630138

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/07/23(Fri)14:09:05 No.5630138

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5630137
Roll for troubleshooting

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)14:12:31 No.5630142

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)14:12:31 No.5630142

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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5630138
Roll 1d100 against the space wifi

It has a +30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)14:14:04 No.5630146

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)14:14:04 No.5630146

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5630142
Bullshit. Chuck the modem across the room.

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/07/23(Fri)14:14:05 No.5630147

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/07/23(Fri)14:14:05 No.5630147

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5630142
Reconnect

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)14:19:32 No.5630149

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)14:19:32 No.5630149

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>>5630146
In their rage, the skellies did not notice they were chucking the modem towards an open door. Coincidentally, Marian was just passing by and got clonked out immediately.

Back to Quattro.

...MY GOD! MARIAN'S SIGNAL IS LOST! WHATEVER ATTACKED THE BASE GOT TO HIM!

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)14:19:56 No.5630150

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)14:19:56 No.5630150

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5630142
Oh fug.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)14:20:37 No.5630151

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)14:20:37 No.5630151

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5630149
EVERYONE CONVERGE ON MARIANS POSITION!

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)14:21:58 No.5630152

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)14:21:58 No.5630152

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5630151
OH FUG

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)14:33:19 No.5630161

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)14:33:19 No.5630161

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>>5630151

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/07/23(Fri)14:34:27 No.5630162

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/07/23(Fri)14:34:27 No.5630162

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5630161
Marian's down, he was hit with this strange, arcane box object...ooh the moons got wi-fi

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)14:34:50 No.5630163

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)14:34:50 No.5630163

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5630161
I've lost the readings from Marians suit, last location was just outside the control room for the base. He must've found something.

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)14:36:12 No.5630164

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)14:36:12 No.5630164

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5630161
MARIAN GOT GOT!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)14:40:46 No.5630168

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)14:40:46 No.5630168

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>>5630163

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)14:41:27 No.5630170

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)14:41:27 No.5630170

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5630168
Metal Gear our way in through the ventilation shaft.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)14:46:29 No.5630175

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)14:46:29 No.5630175

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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5630170
Ahah, heere's a grate, roll 1d100 to get up there

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/07/23(Fri)14:46:53 No.5630176

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/07/23(Fri)14:46:53 No.5630176

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5630175
Sneaky

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)14:47:04 No.5630178

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)14:47:04 No.5630178

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5630175
Get in there!

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/07/23(Fri)14:51:11 No.5630182

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/07/23(Fri)14:51:11 No.5630182

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5630175

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)14:53:24 No.5630184

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)14:53:24 No.5630184

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>>5630176
This is way more spacious than expected

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)14:55:16 No.5630186

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)14:55:16 No.5630186

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5630184
Hopefully there’s no space rats in here.

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/07/23(Fri)14:55:49 No.5630187

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/07/23(Fri)14:55:49 No.5630187

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5630184
Even got a small tiki bar, they truly thought of everything

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)15:00:35 No.5630190

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)15:00:35 No.5630190

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>>5630187

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)15:03:22 No.5630192

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)15:03:22 No.5630192

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5630190
Is…is it staffed by space rats?

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)15:04:21 No.5630193

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)15:04:21 No.5630193

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5630192
>>5630190
Little bartender rats. Don't forget to tip.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)15:07:39 No.5630194

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)15:07:39 No.5630194

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>>5630192

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)15:10:45 No.5630196

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)15:10:45 No.5630196

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5630194
Can the rat have a little rat bow tie?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)15:23:27 No.5630201

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)15:23:27 No.5630201

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>>5630196

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)15:24:20 No.5630202

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)15:24:20 No.5630202

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5630201
Thanks for the drink, little dude. Have some cheese.

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/07/23(Fri)15:24:47 No.5630203

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/07/23(Fri)15:24:47 No.5630203

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5630201
Alright move on

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)15:25:16 No.5630204

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)15:25:16 No.5630204

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5630201
Gucci.
>>5630202
Give my mans some cheese for his honest work.

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/07/23(Fri)15:26:08 No.5630205

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/07/23(Fri)15:26:08 No.5630205

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5630201
Ask the rat bartender it he hear any infornation of where Marian might be and also tip the rat with wrapstone tokens yes-yes.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)15:27:09 No.5630206

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)15:27:09 No.5630206

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>>5630204

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)15:27:39 No.5630208

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)15:27:39 No.5630208

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5630206
Now onward, Marian won't rescue himself.

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)15:28:37 No.5630209

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)15:28:37 No.5630209

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5630206
>>5630208
Yeah that nerd can’t save himself.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)15:32:43 No.5630213

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)15:32:43 No.5630213

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>>5630209
Alright, let's go get Marian

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)15:34:23 No.5630216

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)15:34:23 No.5630216

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5630213
Sneak a peak at what is in the control room.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)15:39:22 No.5630220

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)15:39:22 No.5630220

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>>5630216
Damn, can't get a good angle from here....oh shit is that Marian? He's being dragged away!

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/07/23(Fri)15:40:12 No.5630223

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/07/23(Fri)15:40:12 No.5630223

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5630220
Sneakily exit the vent and prepare to takedown

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)15:40:31 No.5630224

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)15:40:31 No.5630224

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5630220
Spring into action! We must save our brother, or the space station will never have WiFi again!

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)15:41:59 No.5630226

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)15:41:59 No.5630226

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5630220
Fuck their shit up!!!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)15:49:47 No.5630228

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)15:49:47 No.5630228

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5630224
Roll 1d100 to spring into action!

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/07/23(Fri)15:50:17 No.5630230

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/07/23(Fri)15:50:17 No.5630230

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5630228

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)15:51:24 No.5630233

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)15:51:24 No.5630233

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5630228
>no bonus from the drink we had in the vents
This is so sad.

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/07/23(Fri)15:51:41 No.5630234

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/07/23(Fri)15:51:41 No.5630234

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5630228
HEEYAH

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)15:54:01 No.5630235

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)15:54:01 No.5630235

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5630228
COME ON! WE GOT THIS!!!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)15:54:32 No.5630236

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)15:54:32 No.5630236

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>>5630233
Oh you want your bonus? Come, it's right in here

Anonymous (ID: eJ9kIy0b)
04/07/23(Fri)15:54:47 No.5630237

Anonymous (ID: eJ9kIy0b) 04/07/23(Fri)15:54:47 No.5630237

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5630228
OP the rigger rigs again

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)15:56:06 No.5630240

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)15:56:06 No.5630240

>>5630237
OP has never rigged any dice ever

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)15:56:31 No.5630241

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)15:56:31 No.5630241

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>>5630236

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)15:57:02 No.5630243

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)15:57:02 No.5630243

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5630236
Use our amazing lockpicking skills granted to us by our lord Toddus Howardus

Anonymous (ID: eJ9kIy0b)
04/07/23(Fri)15:58:48 No.5630244

Anonymous (ID: eJ9kIy0b) 04/07/23(Fri)15:58:48 No.5630244

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5630236
Open it!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)16:01:01 No.5630247

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)16:01:01 No.5630247

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5630243

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)16:01:52 No.5630251

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)16:01:52 No.5630251

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5630247
I hope we have more than one lockpick...

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/07/23(Fri)16:01:59 No.5630252

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/07/23(Fri)16:01:59 No.5630252

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5630247
Hmmmm

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/07/23(Fri)16:02:11 No.5630253

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/07/23(Fri)16:02:11 No.5630253

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5630247

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)16:02:24 No.5630254

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)16:02:24 No.5630254

>>5630240
OP has rigged every dice ever.

Anonymous (ID: eJ9kIy0b)
04/07/23(Fri)16:03:14 No.5630255

Anonymous (ID: eJ9kIy0b) 04/07/23(Fri)16:03:14 No.5630255

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5630247
It's over.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)16:04:53 No.5630257

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)16:04:53 No.5630257

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>>5630253
Come, come, anons. Come and get your dice bonus

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)16:05:13 No.5630259

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)16:05:13 No.5630259

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5630253
IT’S NEVER OVER!

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)16:06:25 No.5630261

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)16:06:25 No.5630261

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5630257
What's in the box!?

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q)
04/07/23(Fri)16:14:53 No.5630268

Anonymous (ID: DaeU0u8Q) 04/07/23(Fri)16:14:53 No.5630268

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5630257
OP if you don’t show us what’s in the box I’ll cry.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)16:24:24 No.5630277

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)16:24:24 No.5630277

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>>5630261
>>5630268

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)16:27:44 No.5630278

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)16:27:44 No.5630278

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5630277
I can't believe you've done this. Now back to Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/07/23(Fri)16:29:21 No.5630280

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/07/23(Fri)16:29:21 No.5630280

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5630277
Damn... Now back to Quattro jumping out the vent and find Marian unconscious.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)16:32:20 No.5630281

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)16:32:20 No.5630281

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>>5630278

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/07/23(Fri)16:41:39 No.5630293

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/07/23(Fri)16:41:39 No.5630293

>>5630281
Oh hi bro, did you happen to known the where about of Marian or what happen to him?

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/07/23(Fri)16:42:46 No.5630296

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/07/23(Fri)16:42:46 No.5630296

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5630281
>>5630293

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/07/23(Fri)16:42:54 No.5630298

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/07/23(Fri)16:42:54 No.5630298

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5630281
You really have to better vent integrity in this base

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)16:47:56 No.5630308

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)16:47:56 No.5630308

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>>5630296
"Yeah well--"

"ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, WHERE'S MARIAN"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)16:51:48 No.5630317

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)16:51:48 No.5630317

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5630308
They put Marian on the couch.

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY)
04/07/23(Fri)16:51:57 No.5630318

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY) 04/07/23(Fri)16:51:57 No.5630318

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5630308
I thought she was just here? Oh wait she saw you coming and left...
I think she doesn't like you dude...

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/07/23(Fri)16:53:23 No.5630321

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/07/23(Fri)16:53:23 No.5630321

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5630308
Marian is being shown surprisingly good hospitality by the moon dwellers.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)17:04:14 No.5630343

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)17:04:14 No.5630343

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>>5630317
"Hi, guys"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)17:06:23 No.5630346

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)17:06:23 No.5630346

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5630343
Marian is not dead, neutral outcome achieved. Now Moon-Chillsaders, why didn't you answer our hails?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)17:13:30 No.5630354

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)17:13:30 No.5630354

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>>5630346
"We did!....Welllll, at least we tried to, anyway, Sorry Quattro, the space wifi's been on the fritz lately"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)17:15:06 No.5630355

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)17:15:06 No.5630355

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5630354
Well, good thing you didn't kill Marian with the Modem then. He could probably fix it if we ask nicely.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)17:20:31 No.5630362

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)17:20:31 No.5630362

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>>5630355
"That's right! I could! So better start schmoozing up. Finally gonna get some appreciation around here"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)17:24:50 No.5630373

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)17:24:50 No.5630373

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5630362
It'd be really nice if you could fix the WiFi, Marian. There ain't much to do on the moon without it. Also we need it for the tactical display and mission deployment screens.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)17:28:36 No.5630382

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)17:28:36 No.5630382

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>>5630373
"Keep em coming. I'm sure you can be nicer than that"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)17:35:01 No.5630392

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)17:35:01 No.5630392

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5630382
Without the WiFi, how can we get the schematics we need to produce the cool mechs and Space Battleship you've designed? It will be impossible to succeed without them and their coolness, Marian! Oh please, pretty please fix the modem!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)17:42:19 No.5630404

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)17:42:19 No.5630404

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>>5630392
"Aw shucks, fiiiiiiine, I guess. Since you asked so nicely"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/07/23(Fri)17:54:20 No.5630421

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/07/23(Fri)17:54:20 No.5630421

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5630404
Very generous of you, Marian. Top Shelf and all that. Now, when you're ready, activate the Tactical Overlay.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/07/23(Fri)18:06:29 No.5630442

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/07/23(Fri)18:06:29 No.5630442

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>>5630421
Tactical Display online. Now you can finally plan your attack against the dreaded Shotasniffer.

Which will be....in i dunno, 7 hours? I gotta sleep now. See ya then

~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~ updates

Anonymous (ID: mk6WokWC)
04/07/23(Fri)22:43:58 No.5630692

Anonymous (ID: mk6WokWC) 04/07/23(Fri)22:43:58 No.5630692

>>5630442
goodnight sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite OP.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)02:29:44 No.5630805

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)02:29:44 No.5630805

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Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/08/23(Sat)02:48:52 No.5630815

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/08/23(Sat)02:48:52 No.5630815

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5630805
It's robot time.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)02:52:17 No.5630821

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)02:52:17 No.5630821

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>>5630815

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF)
04/08/23(Sat)02:53:23 No.5630824

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF) 04/08/23(Sat)02:53:23 No.5630824

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5630821
It's not :(

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)02:55:37 No.5630827

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)02:55:37 No.5630827

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>>5630824

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/08/23(Sat)03:17:08 No.5630841

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/08/23(Sat)03:17:08 No.5630841

>>5630827
Let's party!
~~WITH MECHS~~

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/08/23(Sat)03:18:09 No.5630842

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/08/23(Sat)03:18:09 No.5630842

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5630841
forgot my roll

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)03:26:26 No.5630844

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)03:26:26 No.5630844

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>>5630842
"Mechs?"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)03:29:06 No.5630846

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)03:29:06 No.5630846

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5630844
Yes we build mechs and then declare war on shotasniffer and all her allies with them

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)03:32:20 No.5630848

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)03:32:20 No.5630848

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>>5630846

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)03:33:11 No.5630849

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)03:33:11 No.5630849

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5630848
NOW TIME TO ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD THAT WE ARE AT WAR WITH SHOTASNIFFER AND TO MEET OUR DEMANDS

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)03:41:56 No.5630851

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)03:41:56 No.5630851

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>>5630849
Alright, time to prepare a cool speech

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)03:43:33 No.5630852

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)03:43:33 No.5630852

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5630851
Put a speech about how Shotasniffer smells, how everything would be fine if we went back to the good old days of Lolisniffer and how it should be fine to have a relationship with little girls.

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/08/23(Sat)03:48:21 No.5630856

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/08/23(Sat)03:48:21 No.5630856

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5630851
Do a cool ass speech about how laziness is the way to go and being a productive member of society is a mistake.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)03:50:08 No.5630858

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)03:50:08 No.5630858

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5630851
supporting >>5630856 with my rigged die

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)03:55:39 No.5630864

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)03:55:39 No.5630864

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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5630858
Right, that sounds like a good speech.

Roll 1d100 to write it

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)03:57:05 No.5630865

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)03:57:05 No.5630865

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5630864

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)03:59:01 No.5630866

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)03:59:01 No.5630866

>>5630865
The speech includes an addendum about how using weighted dice is the most time-effective way to win money at OP's Arcade on the dark side of the moon.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)04:08:14 No.5630873

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)04:08:14 No.5630873

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>>5630866

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/08/23(Sat)04:12:59 No.5630877

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/08/23(Sat)04:12:59 No.5630877

>>5630873
Let's see how cool and awesome our speech is.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)04:14:06 No.5630879

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)04:14:06 No.5630879

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5630873
Marian makes a theatrical gesture as he begins the speech of laziness and dice tricks, unknowingly slapping OP out of the way.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)04:15:08 No.5630881

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)04:15:08 No.5630881

OOOOPEEEEEEEEEEE..!!!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)04:20:35 No.5630883

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)04:20:35 No.5630883

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>>5630879
>>5630881
LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM AND HIS SHITTY ROLL

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)04:22:06 No.5630885

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)04:22:06 No.5630885

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5630883
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU DICE-SHAVING FAT MIDGET PRICK?! PUT EM UP, NOW!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)04:25:17 No.5630888

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)04:25:17 No.5630888

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>>5630885
Anon you're going insane, there's nobody there

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)04:26:12 No.5630889

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)04:26:12 No.5630889

>>5630888
Fine. I sit down in my chair.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)04:28:09 No.5630890

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)04:28:09 No.5630890

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5630889

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)04:31:28 No.5630893

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)04:31:28 No.5630893

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5630888
Your speech will not go wrong

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)04:40:51 No.5630897

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)04:40:51 No.5630897

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>>5630893
"alright Quattro. We're about to go live. Anything else you wanna do before that?"

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)04:44:07 No.5630898

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)04:44:07 No.5630898

>>5630897
Have an intense, 5-second mental breakdown.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)04:52:10 No.5630902

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)04:52:10 No.5630902

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>>5630898

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)04:53:54 No.5630905

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)04:53:54 No.5630905

Rolled 4, 36 = 40 (2d100)

>>5630902
"I'm fine. Let's get the show started."

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)04:55:00 No.5630907

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)04:55:00 No.5630907

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5630902
It gets filmed live

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)05:26:29 No.5630916

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)05:26:29 No.5630916

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>>5630907
Anon, surely you wouldn't broadcast Quattro's shame to the world!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)05:27:17 No.5630917

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)05:27:17 No.5630917

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5630916
We need to show the REAL Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)05:30:42 No.5630920

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)05:30:42 No.5630920

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>>5630917
"Wouldn't that, uh, not help with the cause?"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)05:33:16 No.5630924

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)05:33:16 No.5630924

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5630920
"It'll be fine, the moment he declares war against Shotasniffer, the entire WORLD will be fighting him."

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)05:33:26 No.5630925

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)05:33:26 No.5630925

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5630920
No, no, the REAL QUATTRO™. Confident, smart, eloquent Quattro! (Dress Rasputin in yellow and make him do the speech)

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)05:34:19 No.5630926

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)05:34:19 No.5630926

>>5630925
but that would mean removing his mask
rasputin never removes his mask

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)05:35:33 No.5630927

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)05:35:33 No.5630927

>>5630926
Think harder, anon! Make him wear a Quattro mask on top of his Rasputin mask!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)05:37:37 No.5630929

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)05:37:37 No.5630929

>>5630927
Ah yes, the paper bag mask

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)05:39:55 No.5630931

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)05:39:55 No.5630931

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>>5630924
"well yeah, but we could at least get some extra sympathizers"

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)05:40:22 No.5630932

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)05:40:22 No.5630932

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5630931
>>5630925

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)05:41:23 No.5630933

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)05:41:23 No.5630933

>>5630932
ah yes, OP's famous rigged dice

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)05:43:13 No.5630935

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)05:43:13 No.5630935

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5630931
Even our own skeletons are only there because Rasputin made them be there on pain of Quattro's joke book.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)05:50:29 No.5630936

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)05:50:29 No.5630936

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>>5630935

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)05:52:07 No.5630937

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)05:52:07 No.5630937

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5630936
Why are we even doing a speech, we're supposed to attack the secret USSR bases and secure the greatest ingredients for the Greatest Drink.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)05:54:43 No.5630938

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)05:54:43 No.5630938

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5630936
Just get >>5630932 and do a completely different speech.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)05:55:24 No.5630939

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)05:55:24 No.5630939

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5630936
>>5630925
third time's the charm

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)06:04:56 No.5630940

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)06:04:56 No.5630940

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>>5630937
"Because anon rolled to announce our war declaration"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)06:05:44 No.5630941

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)06:05:44 No.5630941

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5630940
And every other anon just agreed

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)06:06:40 No.5630942

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)06:06:40 No.5630942

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5630940
Well then cease this nonsense immediately. Start planning our approach on the Tactical Overlay to the first ingredient instead.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)06:10:15 No.5630944

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)06:10:15 No.5630944

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>>5630942
"...does he usually just flips flops between decisions like that?"

"Yes"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)06:10:58 No.5630945

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)06:10:58 No.5630945

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5630944
What is the greatest drink?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)06:13:35 No.5630947

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)06:13:35 No.5630947

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>>5630945
It's....uh.....

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)06:14:16 No.5630949

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)06:14:16 No.5630949

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5630947
Piss

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)06:15:33 No.5630950

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)06:15:33 No.5630950

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5630947
It's one of Dad's old recipes, found in that one cookbook book he keeps locked away. Ya'know, the one with the skull on it and such.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)06:16:16 No.5630952

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)06:16:16 No.5630952

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5630947
>>5630950
What a completely normal cookbook that won't backfire at us at all.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)06:20:23 No.5630953

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)06:20:23 No.5630953

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>>5630950
Oh yeah that one

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)06:21:01 No.5630954

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)06:21:01 No.5630954

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5630953
Completely trustworthy, let's get started.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)06:22:04 No.5630956

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)06:22:04 No.5630956

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5630953
With the power of the Ultimate Drink™, we can perfect our Drunken Fist and once and for all establish our dominance over the Shotasniffer simps!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)06:23:06 No.5630957

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)06:23:06 No.5630957

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>>5630954
Let's just hope Dad doesn't mind you borrowing it

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)06:23:53 No.5630958

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)06:23:53 No.5630958

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5630957
It laughs evilly as you open it

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)06:24:50 No.5630959

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)06:24:50 No.5630959

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5630957
Eh, it'll be alright. Now open to page 47 for the first ingredient.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)06:29:24 No.5630961

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)06:29:24 No.5630961

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5630958
"Mwwehehehehe, niiiiceeee."

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)06:30:41 No.5630963

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)06:30:41 No.5630963

>>5630961
Sounds more like a pedophile than a villain.
You know what, it fits.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)06:33:47 No.5630964

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)06:33:47 No.5630964

>>5630963
"Uuuoohohohohohhh. Do you want to learn some forbidden knowledge, my dear chilld?"

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)06:33:51 No.5630965

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)06:33:51 No.5630965

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>>5630958
I'm sure it's fine

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)06:34:51 No.5630966

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)06:34:51 No.5630966

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5630965
>>5630964
Ask it for the Ultimate Drink.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)06:35:06 No.5630967

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)06:35:06 No.5630967

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5630965
The camera gets possessed and starts rolling, we're LIVE, motherfuckers!

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)06:35:44 No.5630968

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)06:35:44 No.5630968

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5630965
Ah, it'll be 'aight. The Book reads out the first ingredient needed for the Greatest/Ultimate Drink as a rhyme.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)06:41:11 No.5630971

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)06:41:11 No.5630971

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>>5630966
"Say, Rasputin. What's Quattro doing over there?"

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)06:43:20 No.5630972

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)06:43:20 No.5630972

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5630971
He's consulting the book of...WAIT QUATTRO WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BOOK

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)06:46:13 No.5630974

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)06:46:13 No.5630974

>>5630971
The white background turns black and there are red eyes staring at Quattro from each and every direction now.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)06:47:15 No.5630975

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)06:47:15 No.5630975

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5630974

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)07:00:07 No.5630980

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)07:00:07 No.5630980

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>>5630972
>>5630975
"Get back, Rosa!"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)07:01:05 No.5630981

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)07:01:05 No.5630981

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5630980
Alright, I know where to find the first ingredient now! Quickly, to the Tactical Overlay!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)07:01:26 No.5630982

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)07:01:26 No.5630982

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5630980
>>5630981
THAT'S NOT QUATTRO

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)07:04:12 No.5630984

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)07:04:12 No.5630984

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5630980
Marian pulls out an ion pulse rifle and sets the frequency for evil unholy shit. Rasputin takes off his gloves, getting ready to deliver some serious wallop.
Been a while since a good kino fight.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)07:13:57 No.5630993

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)07:13:57 No.5630993

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>>5630982
"ckkckckckkkccc---maaaaannnnnn, ll-eet us kkckckonti--nue searraching for the u-u-u-Ultimaaaahte Drrrrrinkkkkckckck"

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)07:16:30 No.5630995

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)07:16:30 No.5630995

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5630993
>>5630984
Oh, is he approaching us?

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ)
04/08/23(Sat)07:16:31 No.5630996

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ) 04/08/23(Sat)07:16:31 No.5630996

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5630993
>>5630984
No wonder Quattro was so insistent on the war with Shotasniffer. The book tricked him.

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/08/23(Sat)07:17:07 No.5630997

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/08/23(Sat)07:17:07 No.5630997

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5630993
M-mariaaaan get a notebooooook, this thing got a killer recipe for mojitooooo

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)07:18:29 No.5630999

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)07:18:29 No.5630999

~~For some reason I've got the impression Ras wore gloves. In my defense, he's mostly shown as a giant hulking cloak.~~

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/08/23(Sat)07:20:10 No.5631001

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/08/23(Sat)07:20:10 No.5631001

>>5630999
He doesn't?

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ)
04/08/23(Sat)07:20:12 No.5631002

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ) 04/08/23(Sat)07:20:12 No.5631002

>>5630999
His skeletal hands do look like gauntlets

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)07:24:17 No.5631005

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)07:24:17 No.5631005

>>5631001
See: >>5615498, >>5615545, >>5622805, >>5622813, >>5622823, >>5622830, >>5622852, >>5624265 and >>5624272

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ)
04/08/23(Sat)07:24:28 No.5631006

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ) 04/08/23(Sat)07:24:28 No.5631006

Turns out Quattro was actually the villain of Quattro's Counterattack all along, who knew?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)07:26:59 No.5631008

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)07:26:59 No.5631008

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>>5630997
Marian, who has been fiddling with the controls for the broadcasting station, finally turns to look at what's happening over in the Quattro Corner

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/08/23(Sat)07:27:51 No.5631010

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/08/23(Sat)07:27:51 No.5631010

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5631008
Dictate the recipe

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ)
04/08/23(Sat)07:29:01 No.5631011

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ) 04/08/23(Sat)07:29:01 No.5631011

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5631008
>>5631010
"First ingreeediieeent...A HUNDRED SOULS FROM THE SURROUNDING AREA!"

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)07:31:45 No.5631012

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)07:31:45 No.5631012

>>5631008
He sloooowly pulls up the ion pulse rifle.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)07:32:49 No.5631014

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)07:32:49 No.5631014

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5631012

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)07:43:37 No.5631020

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)07:43:37 No.5631020

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>>5631011

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)07:44:46 No.5631021

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)07:44:46 No.5631021

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5631020
Rasputin punches the evil spirit back into the book.

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/08/23(Sat)07:46:31 No.5631022

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/08/23(Sat)07:46:31 No.5631022

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5631020
BEGONE, EVIL SPIRIT, IN THE NAME OF THE BONE GOD

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ)
04/08/23(Sat)07:47:07 No.5631023

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ) 04/08/23(Sat)07:47:07 No.5631023

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5631020
"ROSA, MARIAN, EVAC THE STATION AND GET OUT, THIS IS ONE OF DAD'S COMPETITORS"

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)07:58:52 No.5631026

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)07:58:52 No.5631026

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>>5631023
"ONE OF THOSE?! ROSA WE GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)07:59:26 No.5631027

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)07:59:26 No.5631027

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5631021
>>5631026

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ)
04/08/23(Sat)08:00:40 No.5631028

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ) 04/08/23(Sat)08:00:40 No.5631028

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5631026
"BUT QUATTRO'S"
"LEAVE IT TO RASPUTIN, WE CANNOT STAY HERE"

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)08:13:20 No.5631033

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)08:13:20 No.5631033

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>>5631027

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ)
04/08/23(Sat)08:15:06 No.5631034

Anonymous (ID: oXuOj6eQ) 04/08/23(Sat)08:15:06 No.5631034

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5631033
Wait did you punch the spirit out or did you punch QUATTRO out
BECAUSE HE'S COMING BACK

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn)
04/08/23(Sat)08:15:48 No.5631035

Anonymous (ID: yDexN8Hn) 04/08/23(Sat)08:15:48 No.5631035

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5631033
Get the book, Rasputin, put him back in!
Or else dad will stop bringing kung fu movies!

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)08:16:54 No.5631036

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)08:16:54 No.5631036

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5631033
GLORIOUS

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)08:40:49 No.5631047

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)08:40:49 No.5631047

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>>5631034
"CHILD, I AM MUCH MORE RESILIENT THAN YOUR BROTHER"

~~I gotta head out for a bit, brb~~

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/08/23(Sat)08:41:49 No.5631049

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/08/23(Sat)08:41:49 No.5631049

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5631047
Both sides stop fighting momentarily to beat the shit out of OPE.

Anonymous (ID: DGJiiDjl)
04/08/23(Sat)08:42:44 No.5631051

Anonymous (ID: DGJiiDjl) 04/08/23(Sat)08:42:44 No.5631051

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5631047
>>5631049

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)10:38:30 No.5631134

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)10:38:30 No.5631134

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>>5631049
gasp

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)10:41:25 No.5631138

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)10:41:25 No.5631138

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5631134
How is the fight going?

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)10:42:59 No.5631140

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)10:42:59 No.5631140

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5631134
Welcome back OP
How much budget do we get for this fight?

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)10:43:07 No.5631141

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)10:43:07 No.5631141

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5631134
Rasputin's holding him off, quick, get out of here and tell the others to evacuate!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)10:52:48 No.5631147

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)10:52:48 No.5631147

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>>5631140
My lawyers advise me not to answer that question

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)10:53:53 No.5631148

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)10:53:53 No.5631148

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5631147
So we can skip straight to the scene where Rasputin forces the daemon back into the book then?

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)10:55:16 No.5631149

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)10:55:16 No.5631149

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5631147
>>5631148
Gonna agree with this anon. We gotta save what budget we do have

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)10:55:19 No.5631150

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)10:55:19 No.5631150

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5631147
Should we just roll for it

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)11:00:19 No.5631155

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)11:00:19 No.5631155

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>>5631150

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)11:02:03 No.5631157

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)11:02:03 No.5631157

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5631155
rolling for budget

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)11:05:35 No.5631161

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)11:05:35 No.5631161

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5631155
Rolling for budget as well.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)11:06:03 No.5631162

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)11:06:03 No.5631162

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5631155
budget for rolling

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)11:15:51 No.5631171

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)11:15:51 No.5631171

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>>5631157

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)11:16:10 No.5631172

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)11:16:10 No.5631172

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5631171
Do it

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)11:17:02 No.5631173

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)11:17:02 No.5631173

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5631171
The budget is real!?!

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)11:18:50 No.5631174

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)11:18:50 No.5631174

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5631171
Now give us the Rasputin vs Possessed Quattro fight the people demand

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)11:26:33 No.5631179

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)11:26:33 No.5631179

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>>5631173

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)11:28:18 No.5631182

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)11:28:18 No.5631182

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5631179
We've better run

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)11:29:09 No.5631183

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)11:29:09 No.5631183

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5631179
FUCK HIS SHIT UPPPPPPPP!!!

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/08/23(Sat)11:29:17 No.5631184

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/08/23(Sat)11:29:17 No.5631184

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5631179
kill op.

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)11:29:51 No.5631186

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)11:29:51 No.5631186

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5631179
punch the ghost

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)11:43:49 No.5631201

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)11:43:49 No.5631201

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>>5631186
IT'S ALMOST OUT

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)11:44:17 No.5631202

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)11:44:17 No.5631202

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5631201
It possesses Rasputin instead

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)11:44:38 No.5631203

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)11:44:38 No.5631203

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5631201
Now, force it into the book!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)11:55:02 No.5631205

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)11:55:02 No.5631205

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>>5631202
"Your brother is an inferior vessel...PERHAPS YOU WILL BE A BETTER ONE"

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)11:55:40 No.5631206

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)11:55:40 No.5631206

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5631201
PUNCH IT EVEN HARDER!!!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)11:56:12 No.5631207

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)11:56:12 No.5631207

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5631205
>>5631206
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING IT

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)11:57:02 No.5631209

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)11:57:02 No.5631209

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5631205
NOW, FAKE IT INTO THE BOOK!

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)11:58:21 No.5631213

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)11:58:21 No.5631213

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5631209
>>5631205
HIT IT WITH THE BOOK!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)12:07:29 No.5631221

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)12:07:29 No.5631221

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>>5631209

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)12:09:48 No.5631226

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)12:09:48 No.5631226

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5631221
Sayonara, Book Daemon.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)12:11:04 No.5631228

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)12:11:04 No.5631228

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5631221
"I'M NOT GOING BACK IN THAT FUCKING BOOK"
It flees.

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)12:15:05 No.5631233

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)12:15:05 No.5631233

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5631221
Now propel the book straight into him. WITH YOUR FIST!

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)12:22:57 No.5631235

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)12:22:57 No.5631235

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5631221
Start saying random stuff in latin, that should scare him into the book

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)12:27:35 No.5631239

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)12:27:35 No.5631239

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>>5631233

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)12:28:34 No.5631242

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)12:28:34 No.5631242

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5631239
Did you do the proper sealing spell?

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)12:30:00 No.5631245

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)12:30:00 No.5631245

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5631239
Make sure it is sealed properly. Use your fighting aura if it would help re-seal the book.

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)12:31:41 No.5631246

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)12:31:41 No.5631246

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5631239
Know that we have punched the demon, it is legally obligated to tell us the recipe for the Ultimate Drink

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)12:36:40 No.5631251

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)12:36:40 No.5631251

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5631239
Now burn the book.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)12:43:35 No.5631258

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)12:43:35 No.5631258

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>>5631242
And now, the sealing ritual:

Beating the shit out of the book daemon until it cries

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/08/23(Sat)12:43:45 No.5631259

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/08/23(Sat)12:43:45 No.5631259

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5631239
eat the book.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)12:44:31 No.5631260

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)12:44:31 No.5631260

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5631258
>>5631259
Yes eat it

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)12:44:45 No.5631262

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)12:44:45 No.5631262

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5631258
How is Quattro doing?

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)12:45:27 No.5631264

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)12:45:27 No.5631264

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5631258
Don’t forget a good old curbstomp here and there.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)12:45:46 No.5631265

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)12:45:46 No.5631265

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5631258
Continue pummeling until the daemon submits.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)13:02:19 No.5631271

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)13:02:19 No.5631271

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5631258
HARDER

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)13:10:20 No.5631276

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)13:10:20 No.5631276

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>>5631260
"WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)13:12:34 No.5631282

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)13:12:34 No.5631282

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5631276
Oh? Now you are willing to serve? Just a moment ago you were all cocksure of yourself.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)13:13:43 No.5631284

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)13:13:43 No.5631284

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5631276
>>5631282
Everyone else is too scared of Rasputin

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)13:15:10 No.5631287

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)13:15:10 No.5631287

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5631276
I thought we don't want this devil inside Rasputin..?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)13:19:19 No.5631291

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)13:19:19 No.5631291

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>>5631284

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY)
04/08/23(Sat)13:19:37 No.5631292

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY) 04/08/23(Sat)13:19:37 No.5631292

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5631276
Nah dont eat it

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY)
04/08/23(Sat)13:20:38 No.5631296

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY) 04/08/23(Sat)13:20:38 No.5631296

>>5631291
Is that Quattro? Where is his Pompidor

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)13:21:28 No.5631298

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)13:21:28 No.5631298

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5631291
Rasputin is hardcore. Even book deamons bow down before him.

>>5631296
It was gay and stupid so we removed it forever.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)13:21:31 No.5631299

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)13:21:31 No.5631299

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5631291
"LOOK, YOU'RE RASPUTIN RIGHT, I HEARD OF YOU, I'LL HELP YOU OUT WITH THE ULTIMATE DRINK, JUST DON'T EAT ME"

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY)
04/08/23(Sat)13:23:26 No.5631303

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY) 04/08/23(Sat)13:23:26 No.5631303

>>5631298
You are a hug fucking faggot

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW)
04/08/23(Sat)13:25:47 No.5631307

Anonymous (ID: 8AoDkJMW) 04/08/23(Sat)13:25:47 No.5631307

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5631291
>>5631299

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)13:39:20 No.5631320

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)13:39:20 No.5631320

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5631299
“What about the ultimate snack?”

Anonymous (ID: SffkxmqJ)
04/08/23(Sat)13:41:28 No.5631322

Anonymous (ID: SffkxmqJ) 04/08/23(Sat)13:41:28 No.5631322

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5631299

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)13:51:51 No.5631334

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)13:51:51 No.5631334

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>>5631299
"WE CLEARLY HAVE GOTTEN OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT HERE."

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)13:54:12 No.5631340

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)13:54:12 No.5631340

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5631334
"The Recipe, now."

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)13:54:40 No.5631341

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)13:54:40 No.5631341

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5631334
You'd better cough up the recipe to the Ultimate Drink if you know what's good for you, see.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)13:59:00 No.5631349

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)13:59:00 No.5631349

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>>5631341
"Yes well....why are you so interested in the thing anyway? When I was possessing your brother, I dont remember him having any memories of you thinking the Ultimate Drink is of any importance"

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: VCczlGuW)
04/08/23(Sat)13:59:56 No.5631351

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: VCczlGuW) 04/08/23(Sat)13:59:56 No.5631351

>>5631341
I didn't knew that Rasputin is into old timey gangster movies, nyah, see.

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)14:00:15 No.5631352

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)14:00:15 No.5631352

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5631349
It's for him

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)14:01:29 No.5631354

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)14:01:29 No.5631354

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5631349
I don't, but Quattro does and I am trying to help him out
~~Because God knows he needs it~~

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)14:01:49 No.5631355

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)14:01:49 No.5631355

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5631349
“…He would have us get extremely off track and annoying if I don’t get it”
Secret brotherly loooooooooove

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)14:02:23 No.5631358

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)14:02:23 No.5631358

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5631349
It's not. But my brother is, ah, very interested in it, see. Now are you going to cooperate or are we going to have a problem?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)14:07:12 No.5631363

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)14:07:12 No.5631363

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>>5631354

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)14:07:56 No.5631364

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)14:07:56 No.5631364

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5631363
Now, are we goin' to get the recipe or are we going to have to 'persuade' you further, eh?

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)14:08:41 No.5631365

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)14:08:41 No.5631365

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5631363
>>5631364
"LOOK, THE LITTLE GIRL WAS LIKE A HUNDRE-Uh I mean sure"

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)14:10:59 No.5631367

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)14:10:59 No.5631367

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5631363
Recipe time
~~But it turns out one of the ingredients is something that can only be found in Shotasniffer's to research lab.~~

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)14:15:47 No.5631369

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)14:15:47 No.5631369

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>>5631364
"YEs. Of course. The recipe for the ultimate drink..."

A. "...never existed, I lied so somebody would pick up the book so I can possess them, sorry"
B. "...it's only considered an ultimate drink back during my time. Nowadays if it's made it's actually kinda mid"
C. "...open me up to page 156, it's there"
D. "...was the friends we made along the way. Because what is the ultimate drink if not the one shared with your closest companions?"
E. "...was the friends we made along the way. Like, literally. The mixer has to be willing to sacrifice all their friends to make it"
F. "...is actually lost to time. What's actually in this book is just a mojito recipe written in morse code. Your dad thought it was funny"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)14:17:22 No.5631371

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)14:17:22 No.5631371

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5631369
>C. "...open me up to page 156, it's there"
We didn't spend the entirety of today fucking around with this one fight to not get the recipe.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)14:17:44 No.5631372

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)14:17:44 No.5631372

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5631369
>A. "...never existed, I lied so somebody would pick up the book so I can possess them, sorry"
I think we were supposed to go live like several hours ago, or something...

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)14:18:39 No.5631373

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)14:18:39 No.5631373

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5631369
C but really you need 100 souls for the first ingredient, honest.

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)14:19:13 No.5631374

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)14:19:13 No.5631374

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5631369
>C. "...open me up to page 156, it's there"
We are getting that drink, even if we have to go on a thousand irrelevant side quests for all the ingredients

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF)
04/08/23(Sat)14:19:29 No.5631375

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF) 04/08/23(Sat)14:19:29 No.5631375

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5631369
D

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)14:24:11 No.5631380

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)14:24:11 No.5631380

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>>5631374
"Oh hey there it is"

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)14:25:09 No.5631382

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)14:25:09 No.5631382

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5631380
great, we ready to go live now?

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)14:25:10 No.5631383

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)14:25:10 No.5631383

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5631380
>>5631373

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)14:26:21 No.5631386

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)14:26:21 No.5631386

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5631380
Right, list off the ingredients and we'll plot the locations where they can be found on the Earth Tactical Overlay.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)14:32:21 No.5631390

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)14:32:21 No.5631390

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>>5631386
"Right, first it's----"

Oh shit sorry guys I accidentally pressed skip cutscene

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)14:32:54 No.5631392

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)14:32:54 No.5631392

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5631390
Cool, let's go back to our speech

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)14:33:17 No.5631393

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)14:33:17 No.5631393

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5631390
Save the game and go back to the Main Menu. We can rewatch the cutscene from there.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)14:38:10 No.5631397

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)14:38:10 No.5631397

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>>5631392
With that resolved, everyone moved back to base and the broadcast is set up, again.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)14:39:04 No.5631398

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)14:39:04 No.5631398

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5631397
Start the cameras

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)14:39:22 No.5631399

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)14:39:22 No.5631399

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5631397
No time for this, time's a wasting! We must get to the ingredients pronto!

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx)
04/08/23(Sat)14:40:01 No.5631400

Anonymous (ID: fMh5maVx) 04/08/23(Sat)14:40:01 No.5631400

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5631397
As soon as the camera turns live, immediately go to a deranged rant about how the flat chest is best

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)14:40:03 No.5631401

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)14:40:03 No.5631401

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5631397
"Hey Quattro you hired that speech writer like we said right?"
"Of course not, I write my own speeches. Now get this show on the road."

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)14:41:00 No.5631402

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)14:41:00 No.5631402

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5631397
Wait I thought we weren’t doing the broadcast of war because it took away our element of surprise?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)14:52:16 No.5631410

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)14:52:16 No.5631410

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>>5631398
MEANWHILE, BACK ON EARTH

"eh, wonder what's on TV"

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)14:55:35 No.5631416

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)14:55:35 No.5631416

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5631410
Rasputin reading the recipe! Just long enough to bore Shotasniffer so she changes the channel before the actual speech begins.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)14:56:16 No.5631417

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)14:56:16 No.5631417

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5631416
>>5631410
Rasputing cooking channel? I like that, wear the apron and the chef's hat!

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)14:56:49 No.5631419

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)14:56:49 No.5631419

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5631410
“I’VE COME TO MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT!”

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)14:57:06 No.5631420

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)14:57:06 No.5631420

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5631410
Oh hell yeah is Skullmania [current year]! I sure hope this doesn't get interrupted by some stupid speech
~~And then Quattro's speech starts~~

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)14:59:39 No.5631422

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)14:59:39 No.5631422

>>5631419
"WE'RE LOOKING FOR: *lists the ultimate drink's ingredients incorrectly, gets quietly scolded by the book, corrects himself*. IF YOU'RE IN THE POSSESSION OF THESE ITEMS, FAX US YOUR GEOLOGICAL LOCATION!"

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)15:00:46 No.5631424

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)15:00:46 No.5631424

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>>5631416
"Betty, why is pops on TV?"

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS)
04/08/23(Sat)15:01:14 No.5631425

Anonymous (ID: FOB79cFS) 04/08/23(Sat)15:01:14 No.5631425

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5631410
>>5631422
this

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)15:01:53 No.5631426

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)15:01:53 No.5631426

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5631424
Better question, why is he in an apron. He's never cooked before.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)15:12:02 No.5631434

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)15:12:02 No.5631434

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>>5631426
"But he makes breakfast for me all the time!"

"Putting milk into a bowl of cereal doesn't count as cooking, Boy"

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)15:14:08 No.5631437

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)15:14:08 No.5631437

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5631434
Once Ras is done listing off the ingredients, Marian awkwardly turns the camera to face Quattro, who then begins giving his speech.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)15:14:59 No.5631438

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)15:14:59 No.5631438

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5631434
>>5631422

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)15:15:29 No.5631439

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)15:15:29 No.5631439

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5631434
"First off, we begin with just a little bit of olive oil", says Rasputin has he drowns the vegetables in olive oil.

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)15:19:08 No.5631444

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)15:19:08 No.5631444

>>5631439
Rasputin no.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)15:19:43 No.5631445

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)15:19:43 No.5631445

>>5631444
be happy he didn't pour the gasoline this time...

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)15:20:50 No.5631446

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)15:20:50 No.5631446

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>>5631439
"This gives the vegetables that mediterranean feel. Just a smidge of olive oil"

"...."

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/08/23(Sat)15:25:33 No.5631451

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/08/23(Sat)15:25:33 No.5631451

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5631446
Now add twenty eggs. Big boys need protein

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)15:25:45 No.5631454

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)15:25:45 No.5631454

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5631446
>the camera zooms in at what is obviously not vegetables
>Rasputin just drenched a whole bowl of nettle in oil

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)15:29:28 No.5631456

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)15:29:28 No.5631456

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>>5631451

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)15:30:41 No.5631458

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)15:30:41 No.5631458

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5631456
eggs and nettle

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/08/23(Sat)15:30:44 No.5631459

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/08/23(Sat)15:30:44 No.5631459

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5631456
Quattro shiny bald head peeks into view

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)15:36:35 No.5631466

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)15:36:35 No.5631466

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>>5631458
"And after we have our veggies, eggs, and olive oil. You know what we put in next?....That's right, just a little more olive oil"

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF)
04/08/23(Sat)15:38:26 No.5631468

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF) 04/08/23(Sat)15:38:26 No.5631468

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5631466
"Now you want to ensure the dressing is evenly spread, so you need to shake your salad." Rasputin punches the bowl out of orbit

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)15:38:37 No.5631469

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)15:38:37 No.5631469

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5631466
Shotasniffer changes the channel just as Quattro makes his entrance

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/08/23(Sat)15:40:54 No.5631473

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/08/23(Sat)15:40:54 No.5631473

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5631466
is she gone yet?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)15:42:54 No.5631477

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)15:42:54 No.5631477

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>>5631468
"Haute Cuisine sure is strange and esoteric huh, aunt Betty"

"........"

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)15:43:54 No.5631478

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)15:43:54 No.5631478

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5631477
>>5631469

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/08/23(Sat)15:44:00 No.5631479

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/08/23(Sat)15:44:00 No.5631479

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5631477
Its me Quattro!

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)15:44:28 No.5631480

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)15:44:28 No.5631480

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5631477
“Now no meal would be complete without a little meat” gently puts small pig in the table, does nothing but pet it.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)15:45:21 No.5631481

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)15:45:21 No.5631481

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5631477
Betty swaps channel before Quattros speech.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)15:49:41 No.5631484

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)15:49:41 No.5631484

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>>5631479
"What the? Boooooo, turn the camera around. I wanna see more of Razzy Raz's food crimes"

"Booooooo"

"Cover your eyes and ears, Boy. You don't need to see nor hear this"

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/08/23(Sat)15:50:29 No.5631486

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/08/23(Sat)15:50:29 No.5631486

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5631484
Whats up nerds! It's Quattro! And I'm gonna be making some changes 'round here!

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)15:52:48 No.5631488

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)15:52:48 No.5631488

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5631484
Fuck Quattro, change the channel

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/08/23(Sat)15:53:07 No.5631489

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/08/23(Sat)15:53:07 No.5631489

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5631484
Quattro raps his speech to be hip to modern kids.
yo yo yo my name is Quattro and I'm here to say...

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)15:55:18 No.5631493

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)15:55:18 No.5631493

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>>5631486
"Boooooooooo"

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)15:56:58 No.5631495

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)15:56:58 No.5631495

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5631484
So wait, are we announcing that we’re declaring war or Rasputin’s B-day fighting tournament?

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF)
04/08/23(Sat)15:57:07 No.5631496

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF) 04/08/23(Sat)15:57:07 No.5631496

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5631493
Captivate the audience by harnessing the charisma of Orson Welles

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)15:57:11 No.5631497

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)15:57:11 No.5631497

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5631493
He does look kinda suave... when you mute the audio, that is.

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/08/23(Sat)15:58:19 No.5631501

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/08/23(Sat)15:58:19 No.5631501

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5631493
First of all, I'm restarting the war! I only lose beacuse the reds cheated, anyway. The weapons I have amassed are so powerful, no one is safe! Get ready! It's
Quattro's CounterattackTM~!

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)15:59:29 No.5631505

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)15:59:29 No.5631505

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5631493
For too long have the Chillsaders suffered from the undignity of serving under Shotasniffer! She, as the promised leader, were supposed to bring Skeleton Island into the forefront of the criminal world. But what has she done instead? She's turned us soft. We've become "law abiding citizens", "heroes" even. Every step she's taken has trampled on the Von Jewburner legacy. NO LONGER! We will depose of this wench and return Skeleton Island and to it's proper course! Rise up, brothers and sisters of Blue, Green and Yellow! Take back what was stolen from you!

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)16:03:05 No.5631508

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)16:03:05 No.5631508

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5631505

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)16:07:00 No.5631512

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)16:07:00 No.5631512

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>>5631501
"Oh god it's the salty runback"

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/08/23(Sat)16:08:29 No.5631514

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/08/23(Sat)16:08:29 No.5631514

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5631512
We've been waiting ten years for this. Time to let all our pent up frustrations out. Start trashing the entire studio

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF)
04/08/23(Sat)16:08:47 No.5631516

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF) 04/08/23(Sat)16:08:47 No.5631516

>>5631512
Now drop an asteroid on 'em

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)16:09:15 No.5631517

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)16:09:15 No.5631517

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5631512
>>5631505
One more try for the inspiring speech before we get cut off.

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)16:12:21 No.5631522

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)16:12:21 No.5631522

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5631501
holy cringe
>>5631512
Rasputin's bowl comes down and shatters behind Quattro

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)16:12:44 No.5631523

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)16:12:44 No.5631523

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5631512
>>5631505
>>5631517
Same here.

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/08/23(Sat)16:13:35 No.5631524

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/08/23(Sat)16:13:35 No.5631524

>>5631522
Quattro is cringe incarnate, its only fitting to make gay speeches like that.
Bozo fell off HARD

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)16:16:18 No.5631529

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)16:16:18 No.5631529

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5631524
sounds like sonething a red would say...

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/08/23(Sat)16:17:35 No.5631532

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/08/23(Sat)16:17:35 No.5631532

>>5631529
He's not even chill anymore. Bro lost his core trait. its that bad

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf)
04/08/23(Sat)16:24:29 No.5631546

Anonymous (ID: 4R/63OOf) 04/08/23(Sat)16:24:29 No.5631546

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5631532
but verything in the quest is decided by the players, hmmm....

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY)
04/08/23(Sat)16:26:09 No.5631548

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY) 04/08/23(Sat)16:26:09 No.5631548

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5631512
Grow back pomp

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)16:38:24 No.5631564

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)16:38:24 No.5631564

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5631548
>>5631548
Live on television
The pompadour is associated with Quattro forever more

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)16:40:00 No.5631567

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)16:40:00 No.5631567

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>>5631517

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)16:41:27 No.5631568

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)16:41:27 No.5631568

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5631567
"Rise up Chillsaders! Rise up so we can stop working and sit down!"

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY)
04/08/23(Sat)16:41:43 No.5631569

Anonymous (ID: pdaGBIFY) 04/08/23(Sat)16:41:43 No.5631569

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5631567
>>5631548
>>5631564

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)16:47:53 No.5631574

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)16:47:53 No.5631574

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>>5631568

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)16:49:06 No.5631579

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)16:49:06 No.5631579

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5631574
The Ministry of Information is having a panic moment.

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)16:51:01 No.5631583

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)16:51:01 No.5631583

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5631574
"AND THEN WE SHALL TAKE OVER AND FROM THAT DAY ONWARD NO ONE SHALL-"
"Quattro, the broadcast got taken down by Shotasniffer like 10 minutes ago."
"What?"
"Also a unidentified spaceship is heading toward the moon base as we speak."

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF)
04/08/23(Sat)16:51:22 No.5631586

Anonymous (ID: lNc5VUZF) 04/08/23(Sat)16:51:22 No.5631586

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5631574
Hack the signal back on Marian

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)17:01:00 No.5631598

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)17:01:00 No.5631598

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>>5631579
"Ma'am, I'd like to hand in my resignation"

"Care to explain why?"

"I'd rather not be here when Shotasniffer gets back from her concert tour and finds out we let this broadcast slipped through"

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)17:06:46 No.5631607

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)17:06:46 No.5631607

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5631598
“Welp! There’s only way to fix this!”
“Murder?”
“Murder.”

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)17:06:49 No.5631608

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)17:06:49 No.5631608

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5631598
Meanwhile on the moon base >>5631583

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/08/23(Sat)17:07:58 No.5631610

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/08/23(Sat)17:07:58 No.5631610

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5631598
Reports come in of a band of fighters lead by Jihadist Bobby having begun terrorist attacks across the island.

Anonymous (ID: SffkxmqJ)
04/08/23(Sat)17:09:51 No.5631616

Anonymous (ID: SffkxmqJ) 04/08/23(Sat)17:09:51 No.5631616

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5631598
Quattro skips tim- another cutscene. We are back at the Earth, ready to commence the assault

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/08/23(Sat)17:10:59 No.5631617

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/08/23(Sat)17:10:59 No.5631617

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Whatever happens next....I gotta pass out now. See you all when bread breadtinues

updates: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La)
04/08/23(Sat)17:12:04 No.5631620

Anonymous (ID: +g4Zy8La) 04/08/23(Sat)17:12:04 No.5631620

>>5631617
Night OP.

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd)
04/08/23(Sat)17:18:19 No.5631627

Anonymous (ID: k6SIbBpd) 04/08/23(Sat)17:18:19 No.5631627

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Rolled 261, 319, 48, 781, 567 = 1976 (5d1000)

>>5631617
Rest well OP, and dream of round women.

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/08/23(Sat)17:20:50 No.5631632

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/08/23(Sat)17:20:50 No.5631632

This makes me miss the first skeleton island. We need another adventure like that again

Anonymous (ID: aCMi06G1)
04/08/23(Sat)19:40:38 No.5631763

Anonymous (ID: aCMi06G1) 04/08/23(Sat)19:40:38 No.5631763

>>5631632
what was it about? skeletons?

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/08/23(Sat)20:55:59 No.5631817

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/08/23(Sat)20:55:59 No.5631817

>>5631763
yes, and the war between them, specifically Red led by Shotasniffer , Yellow led by Quattro, Green led by Marian and Blue led by Lillie. Red ended up winning, which is why Shotasniffer is the main villain for this one.

Anonymous (ID: 2q7G4tAl)
04/09/23(Sun)02:03:39 No.5632132

Anonymous (ID: 2q7G4tAl) 04/09/23(Sun)02:03:39 No.5632132

>>5631817
Villain?

You mean "Glorious Leader" with legions willing to follow the THICCEST skelebooty e'rrywhere

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/09/23(Sun)02:07:47 No.5632136

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/09/23(Sun)02:07:47 No.5632136

>>5632132
I mean I think Shotasniffer is based too, but Skelly Island 3 IS focusing on Quattro, so Shotasniffer ends up slotting into the villain spot here.

Anonymous (ID: YDYarNLW)
04/09/23(Sun)12:38:32 No.5632443

Anonymous (ID: YDYarNLW) 04/09/23(Sun)12:38:32 No.5632443

>>5632136
Antagonist you mean.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/12/23(Wed)06:42:51 No.5634728

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/12/23(Wed)06:42:51 No.5634728

I'm glad that thread is still up.
Gotta catch up on week worth of my boi Quattro adventures where he surely never disappointed me once among with trusted anons

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/12/23(Wed)07:37:50 No.5634741

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/12/23(Wed)07:37:50 No.5634741

>>5631517
aw man, dunno who you are anon, but you are my hero
I was worried there for a second, but you got it perfectly right.

Thanks OP and anons for bread, I needed hearthly laugh

Anonymous (ID: jMPkYIFc)
04/12/23(Wed)12:45:21 No.5634881

Anonymous (ID: jMPkYIFc) 04/12/23(Wed)12:45:21 No.5634881

>>5634741
If there is one thing Quattro is good for, it's making people laugh.

At him.

Not with him

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/12/23(Wed)22:10:05 No.5635304

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/12/23(Wed)22:10:05 No.5635304

>>5634881
At least he is not Marian

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)10:57:27 No.5636256

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)10:57:27 No.5636256

What is a bread? A miserable little pile of secrets.

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/14/23(Fri)11:16:24 No.5636271

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/14/23(Fri)11:16:24 No.5636271

>>5636256
Seeker of bread.
Coveter of the yeast.

Seek bread, the rest will follow...

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)14:13:31 No.5636400

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)14:13:31 No.5636400

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the Quatt

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)14:17:16 No.5636402

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)14:17:16 No.5636402

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5636400
Feeling bretty good about that speech. It sure went over swell.

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/14/23(Fri)14:19:10 No.5636406

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/14/23(Fri)14:19:10 No.5636406

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5636400
Big Quatt after making a Quattillion dollars and buying Skeleton Island

Anonymous (ID: HveG5qVA)
04/14/23(Fri)14:23:26 No.5636409

Anonymous (ID: HveG5qVA) 04/14/23(Fri)14:23:26 No.5636409

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5636400
The Quatt!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)14:26:49 No.5636410

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)14:26:49 No.5636410

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>>5636406

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)14:28:28 No.5636411

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)14:28:28 No.5636411

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5636410
Quattro selling his Sigma Skeleton Hustle for 699$ a month.

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/14/23(Fri)14:35:19 No.5636415

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/14/23(Fri)14:35:19 No.5636415

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5636411
>>5636410
Laugh at anons roll.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)14:36:32 No.5636417

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)14:36:32 No.5636417

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5636415
No please, I am just a little boy I don't deserve this kind of treatment

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/14/23(Fri)14:38:45 No.5636420

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/14/23(Fri)14:38:45 No.5636420

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5636417
>Laugh at anons small roll again.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)14:39:36 No.5636421

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)14:39:36 No.5636421

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>>5636420
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)14:41:48 No.5636424

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)14:41:48 No.5636424

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>>5636415
>>5636417
>>5636420
>>5636411

Anonymous (ID: HveG5qVA)
04/14/23(Fri)14:41:56 No.5636425

Anonymous (ID: HveG5qVA) 04/14/23(Fri)14:41:56 No.5636425

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5636417
Yes you do.

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/14/23(Fri)14:44:30 No.5636428

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/14/23(Fri)14:44:30 No.5636428

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5636424
>Meanwhile in space...

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)14:49:02 No.5636433

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)14:49:02 No.5636433

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>>5636428

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)14:50:11 No.5636436

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)14:50:11 No.5636436

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5636433
Return to the Command Center. Lets begin planning the next step of the quest.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)14:52:22 No.5636438

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)14:52:22 No.5636438

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>>5636436

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)14:53:32 No.5636439

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)14:53:32 No.5636439

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5636438
Nevermind that poster, where can we find the ingredients for the Ultimate Drink!? What did the book tell you Rasputin?

Anonymous (ID: HveG5qVA)
04/14/23(Fri)14:53:35 No.5636440

Anonymous (ID: HveG5qVA) 04/14/23(Fri)14:53:35 No.5636440

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5636438
Did…did he make these himself?

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/14/23(Fri)14:53:50 No.5636441

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/14/23(Fri)14:53:50 No.5636441

>>5636438
Have Marian send out a virus that causes Quattro's face to show up on monitors and laugh so they'll smash it and destroy their own equipment

Anonymous (ID: zmqltpBR)
04/14/23(Fri)15:07:05 No.5636451

Anonymous (ID: zmqltpBR) 04/14/23(Fri)15:07:05 No.5636451

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5636438
Grow back the pomp you coward!

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)15:11:28 No.5636454

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)15:11:28 No.5636454

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>>5636439
"Well, Quattro. Each ingredient is held inside a secret temple, dedicated to the ancient drink gods. And the temples are located all over the world! This quest for the ultimate drink will take us on an action-packed, glorious globetrotting adventure!"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)15:12:56 No.5636457

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)15:12:56 No.5636457

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5636454
Sounds positively thrilling. Where's the first temple then?

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/14/23(Fri)15:15:28 No.5636460

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/14/23(Fri)15:15:28 No.5636460

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5636454
"Or we could you know, go to a store and buy the ingredients?"

Anonymous (ID: zmqltpBR)
04/14/23(Fri)15:17:39 No.5636463

Anonymous (ID: zmqltpBR) 04/14/23(Fri)15:17:39 No.5636463

>>5636454
Will there be babes on the beach?

Anonymous (ID: zmqltpBR)
04/14/23(Fri)15:18:40 No.5636465

Anonymous (ID: zmqltpBR) 04/14/23(Fri)15:18:40 No.5636465

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5636463
>>5636454

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)15:19:13 No.5636466

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)15:19:13 No.5636466

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>>5636457
"Doesn't really matter. You publicly declared war against Shotasniffer. They're gonna mobilize soon"

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)15:20:43 No.5636467

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)15:20:43 No.5636467

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5636466
But I need the drink to master the Drunken Fist fighting style. We should get to gathering the ingredients before we have to deal with too much USSR activity.

Anonymous (ID: HveG5qVA)
04/14/23(Fri)15:21:34 No.5636469

Anonymous (ID: HveG5qVA) 04/14/23(Fri)15:21:34 No.5636469

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5636466
“Shouldn’t we do that as well?

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/14/23(Fri)15:23:50 No.5636471

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/14/23(Fri)15:23:50 No.5636471

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5636466
JUST GO SHOPPING FOR THE INGREDIENTS

Anonymous (ID: yyBGsLTV)
04/14/23(Fri)15:23:52 No.5636472

Anonymous (ID: yyBGsLTV) 04/14/23(Fri)15:23:52 No.5636472

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5636467
This but with more of an Irish accent

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)15:27:20 No.5636474

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)15:27:20 No.5636474

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>>5636467
"Sure, one would wonder why you decided to search for them after you declared war but not before, but if you insist. The first temple's located...."

A. On a remote, hidden island in the middle of the ocean
B. In the middle of a desert
C. In a secret valley
D. Deep inside an ancient jungle
E. On a hidden mountain range
F. Shotasniffer's bedroom

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)15:30:36 No.5636475

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)15:30:36 No.5636475

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5636474
>On a hidden mountain range
The Monks of the Bottomless Mug in their hidden temples in the Himalayas has guarded this ingredient for thousands of years.

>Sure, one would wonder why you decided to search for them after you declared war but not before
I tried, but anons didn't want to have a build up for the big invasion of Skeleton Island.

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH)
04/14/23(Fri)15:34:51 No.5636477

Anonymous (ID: GQgstMEH) 04/14/23(Fri)15:34:51 No.5636477

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5636475
>>5636474
LAUGH AT ANON'S ROLL.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)15:38:08 No.5636479

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)15:38:08 No.5636479

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>>5636477
>>5636475

Anonymous (ID: 7xJFyt5s)
04/14/23(Fri)15:50:11 No.5636485

Anonymous (ID: 7xJFyt5s) 04/14/23(Fri)15:50:11 No.5636485

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5636479
Laff harder and everyone has pompadors now

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)15:58:07 No.5636491

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)15:58:07 No.5636491

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>>5636485

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu)
04/14/23(Fri)16:41:17 No.5636521

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu) 04/14/23(Fri)16:41:17 No.5636521

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5636491
Super Robot Season 2:2 confirmed

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)16:43:24 No.5636522

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)16:43:24 No.5636522

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>>5636521

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/14/23(Fri)16:45:54 No.5636526

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/14/23(Fri)16:45:54 No.5636526

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5636522
Every single Pompadour nigger faces the fucking wall

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)16:48:20 No.5636529

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)16:48:20 No.5636529

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>>5636526
Such violence!

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/14/23(Fri)16:49:36 No.5636531

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/14/23(Fri)16:49:36 No.5636531

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5636529
OK so anyway. Launch all weapons towards Red forces. Its Joever for them! cackle cackle cackle

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)16:52:35 No.5636537

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)16:52:35 No.5636537

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>>5636531
BUt Quattro! What about the Ultimate Drink?! The globetrotting adventure?!

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/14/23(Fri)16:54:48 No.5636540

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/14/23(Fri)16:54:48 No.5636540

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5636537
Yeahhhh.......... I dunno............. mehhhh..... if the Reds are let loose they might trash our place. Thats not chill. Maybe raspy tin gotta point

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu)
04/14/23(Fri)16:56:10 No.5636543

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu) 04/14/23(Fri)16:56:10 No.5636543

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5636537
Do that after we thrash the Reds really good, and by that I mean drop an asteroid/meteor/colony/giant metal space pipe on them

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)16:56:38 No.5636544

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)16:56:38 No.5636544

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>>5636540
"Well at least they aren't sending, like, a strike force or something, to this moon base"

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/14/23(Fri)16:57:23 No.5636545

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/14/23(Fri)16:57:23 No.5636545

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5636544
no chance of that.
Welp time to wipe Reds off the face of the earth. Click that big red button surely its for missle launching

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)17:01:39 No.5636546

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)17:01:39 No.5636546

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>>5636545
"Wait, what do you mean by "wiping them off the face of the Earth", Quattro" - asked Rosa

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/14/23(Fri)17:02:54 No.5636547

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/14/23(Fri)17:02:54 No.5636547

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5636546
Its a figure of speech Rosy! I'm boutta click this fucking button! WOOH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
DIE REDS HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu)
04/14/23(Fri)17:03:28 No.5636548

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu) 04/14/23(Fri)17:03:28 No.5636548

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5636546
We gotta drop something on them to cement ourselves as Zeon-copies so we get all the fans

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)17:03:56 No.5636549

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)17:03:56 No.5636549

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5636546
A giant broom, Rosa.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)17:09:34 No.5636550

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)17:09:34 No.5636550

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>>5636547
What could this mysterious button be?! Launch all weapons? Activate the mecha army?! Activate Moon base thrusters, detaching from the moon, and then suicide dive towards Skeleton Island?! Engage Skeleton Fight protocols, turning the moon into a giant tournament ground, calling all contenders here to fight for the title of Grand Supreme Champion, The Skeleton of Skeletons?! Dispense a delicious sandwich?! Or will it open up a secret hatch, containing multiple volumes of Quattro's own fanfiction about himself?!

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)17:11:07 No.5636551

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)17:11:07 No.5636551

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5636550
I like the tournament one, can we do that? When everyone is distracted by it we can get the ingredients.

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu)
04/14/23(Fri)17:12:38 No.5636553

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu) 04/14/23(Fri)17:12:38 No.5636553

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5636550
SKELETON FIGHT PROTOCOLS

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/14/23(Fri)17:12:42 No.5636554

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/14/23(Fri)17:12:42 No.5636554

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5636550
>Activate Moon base thrusters, detaching from the moon, and then suicide dive towards Skeleton Island
I like the sound of that. We'll come in guns BLAZING. Reds wont see it coming. Come on LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)17:17:42 No.5636556

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>>5636553

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu)
04/14/23(Fri)17:20:11 No.5636560

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu) 04/14/23(Fri)17:20:11 No.5636560

>>5636556
Featuring characters from the totallynotapaladin quest series™

Anonymous (ID: OAs3RF3n)
04/14/23(Fri)17:27:40 No.5636568

Anonymous (ID: OAs3RF3n) 04/14/23(Fri)17:27:40 No.5636568

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5636556
While we are at it, call some Russians faggots

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)17:31:55 No.5636572

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)17:31:55 No.5636572

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>>5636560

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu)
04/14/23(Fri)17:34:00 No.5636575

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu) 04/14/23(Fri)17:34:00 No.5636575

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5636572
Give OP all the money, alternatively drop the quality back to stick figures

Anonymous (ID: OkNdN2NZ)
04/14/23(Fri)17:35:02 No.5636576

Anonymous (ID: OkNdN2NZ) 04/14/23(Fri)17:35:02 No.5636576

>>5636568
>>5636572
What happened you had 15 whole seconds and you missed it!?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)17:37:49 No.5636581

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)17:37:49 No.5636581

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>>5636575
>>5636576

Anonymous (ID: OkNdN2NZ)
04/14/23(Fri)17:41:44 No.5636587

Anonymous (ID: OkNdN2NZ) 04/14/23(Fri)17:41:44 No.5636587

>>5636581
>>5636581
Good man this will live in infamy!

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)17:42:29 No.5636589

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)17:42:29 No.5636589

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5636581
Can we at least afford some background characters from the NAP Extended Universe?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)17:47:13 No.5636595

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)17:47:13 No.5636595

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>>5636589
Yeah prolly. We'll cross that bridge when we get there.

Anyway. SKELETON FIGHT PROTOCOLS has been engaged. Neo Pettanko Chillsaders has activated the beam ring ropes around the moon. Designating it as the official battleground for the SKELETON FIGHT, challenging all contenders who wants to step up and claim the title of Supreme Grand Champion, the Skeleton of Skeletons.

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu)
04/14/23(Fri)17:52:36 No.5636604

Anonymous (ID: otLdK4xu) 04/14/23(Fri)17:52:36 No.5636604

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5636595
Alright let's check out who's coming

Anonymous (ID: VkUVcOZL)
04/14/23(Fri)17:56:30 No.5636606

Anonymous (ID: VkUVcOZL) 04/14/23(Fri)17:56:30 No.5636606

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5636595
>>5636604
Let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)18:18:06 No.5636638

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)18:18:06 No.5636638

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>>5636606
With this tournament set up, your global declaration of war was re-contextualized as actually an open challenge for the Skeleton Fight. So the situation has not devolved into all out warfare. Yet, anyway.

As such, the Reds will send Betty and Boy alongside some other reds that will have unique character models when the camera's on them later.

The Greens will be sending Ken and Jeane, and probably some rando GSG employees/robots. Their main goal is not to win, but to find out where the fuck Marian has gone to.

The Blues will send Olessa and some maid knights, they'd prefer to have Lilly and Luke join too, but they're not here right now. Hopefully they make it back in time for the festivities.

You also have some Chillsaders combatants enter, of course. Gotta maximize those chances.

And naturally, a gaggle of randos from all over the world has also signed up for the battle royale,

Anonymous (ID: 6gaW38/y)
04/14/23(Fri)18:19:59 No.5636641

Anonymous (ID: 6gaW38/y) 04/14/23(Fri)18:19:59 No.5636641

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5636638
Are there any rules?

Anonymous (ID: VkUVcOZL)
04/14/23(Fri)18:28:46 No.5636645

Anonymous (ID: VkUVcOZL) 04/14/23(Fri)18:28:46 No.5636645

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5636641
>>5636638
Yeah and what type of tournament is it? Single? Teams? Battle Royale?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)18:36:10 No.5636649

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)18:36:10 No.5636649

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>>5636641
Well. Traditionally, the Skeleton Fight is held via multiple 1v1 battles, anything goes as long as it's "non-lethal", weapons, martial arts, mechs, yadda yadda..., winner gets to stay, loser is eliminated. Until the pool is reduced to the top 16. Then either a battle royale is held with all 16 fighting at the same time or the single elimination tournament continues until 1 is left. When that happens the final one is either immediately crowned the champion, or has to beat the final opponent/reigning champion as designated by the Skeleton Fight host.

Which in this case, is you. You are free to tweak and change it up as you wish, of course.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)18:38:27 No.5636651

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)18:38:27 No.5636651

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5636649
We'll do the one that takes the longest time to complete, that way we'll have as much time as possible to gather all the ingredients for the Ultimate Drink while the tournament is ongoing.

Anonymous (ID: 6gaW38/y)
04/14/23(Fri)18:40:32 No.5636653

Anonymous (ID: 6gaW38/y) 04/14/23(Fri)18:40:32 No.5636653

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5636649
Battle Royale ONLY.

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)18:42:35 No.5636655

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)18:42:35 No.5636655

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>>5636651
Of course. 1v1 battles to the end. That'll take up the most time.

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK)
04/14/23(Fri)18:46:26 No.5636659

Anonymous (ID: hFRQoZUK) 04/14/23(Fri)18:46:26 No.5636659

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5636655
It could also lead to some upsets if any of the main characters from the other factions gets knocked out early. Very exciting stuff.

Anonymous (ID: VkUVcOZL)
04/14/23(Fri)18:50:42 No.5636661

Anonymous (ID: VkUVcOZL) 04/14/23(Fri)18:50:42 No.5636661

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5636655
Would putting the different groups against each other take up MORE or LESS time?

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)18:52:55 No.5636664

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)18:52:55 No.5636664

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>>5636659
And while that's going on, you can discreet send people to retrieve the Ultimate Drink ingredients. Think of the possibilities when it's finally crafted! You'll unlock the secret of the Ultimate Drunken Fist! And then position yourself as the final challenge! Ooh, or to make sure the final fighter will be easy pickings, present Rasputin as the champ, and in the case that he somehow loses, you then jump down to reveal yourself to be the final obstacle, making whoever beat Rasputin fight you immediately!

Of course, win or lose, you can always flip and start the actual all out warfare against the reds, sending your legions of mechs that Marian is building toward USSR lands. And also one spaceship.

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6)
04/14/23(Fri)18:54:22 No.5636666

Anonymous (ID: +vthoGY6) 04/14/23(Fri)18:54:22 No.5636666

>>5636664
Have some spaceship buildin' happen too while the tournament is on

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9)
04/14/23(Fri)18:59:59 No.5636667

Anonymous (ID: XkLxu4A9) 04/14/23(Fri)18:59:59 No.5636667

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>>5636666
Oh yeah, It's all comin' together.

And it's also 6 AM. I gotta pass out now. See ya all next bread

updates n shit: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: VkUVcOZL)
04/14/23(Fri)19:08:21 No.5636672

Anonymous (ID: VkUVcOZL) 04/14/23(Fri)19:08:21 No.5636672

>>5636667
Sleep tight OP. Get that bread.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/14/23(Fri)22:42:47 No.5636818

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/14/23(Fri)22:42:47 No.5636818

>slept thru entire bread
but alas, G Skeleton tournament is the best
We need to stay aware of mexican hat space colony

Anonymous (ID: egtOnQRr)
04/15/23(Sat)07:34:51 No.5636981

Anonymous (ID: egtOnQRr) 04/15/23(Sat)07:34:51 No.5636981

>>5636664
We're not the bad guys, are we?

Anonymous (ID: 2fvGCRJ2)
04/15/23(Sat)11:57:31 No.5637072

Anonymous (ID: 2fvGCRJ2) 04/15/23(Sat)11:57:31 No.5637072

>>5636981
Anon, we’re walking talking skeletons.

Anonymous (ID: f58ChFkw)
04/15/23(Sat)14:40:49 No.5637216

Anonymous (ID: f58ChFkw) 04/15/23(Sat)14:40:49 No.5637216

>>5636981
We're opposing Shotasniffer who has been recognized by the heroic community for her many good deeds.

Also we're seizing power from an established and stable authority for no reason other than petty insecurity and boredom. Truly, the bone dust of our fellow skeletons will be on our hands. We're a bad leader, a bad subject, and a bad sibling. Truly, we are the villain. Dad would be proud.

So long as Quattro doesn't fuck it all up like usual.

Anonymous (ID: C0vpiyZ7)
04/15/23(Sat)17:07:37 No.5637356

Anonymous (ID: C0vpiyZ7) 04/15/23(Sat)17:07:37 No.5637356

>>5637216
>soviet propaganda
next time you're gonna say chilling with our bros is wrong

Anonymous (ID: f58ChFkw)
04/15/23(Sat)23:57:45 No.5637678

Anonymous (ID: f58ChFkw) 04/15/23(Sat)23:57:45 No.5637678

>>5637356
Is Quattro chilling with his family? No. How can you chill with bros if you can't even chill with family.

Could be out grilling with Luke and having drinks at an awesome BBQ instead of trying to seize power from a competent sibling.

Or making our own Skeleton empire, with cabanas and beaches and booze somewhere instead of putting our bros against other Skelly-bros. But no, Quattro is just the worst and is selfishly turning his back on what bro-hood really is - brotherhood. He's a bad brother.

Anonymous (ID: rnGHtwkj)
04/16/23(Sun)02:15:35 No.5637768

Anonymous (ID: rnGHtwkj) 04/16/23(Sun)02:15:35 No.5637768

>>5637678
>family
Part of which are work-obsessed communists. Disgusting.
>BBQ
And just let everyone in the world be under the filthy c*mmie boot, not chilling? We need to seize the power to make everyone be allowed to chill.
>our own skelempire
That's step 2 after we defeat communism.
>Quattro is just the worst and is selfishly turning his back on what bro-hood really is - brotherhood. He's a bad brother.
Slanderous propaganda.

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/16/23(Sun)03:05:09 No.5637785

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/16/23(Sun)03:05:09 No.5637785

Quattro is fucking washed up, starting a war with his younger siblings because he is a sore loser, this dudes a FREAK

Anonymous (ID: 8Sf6tT3+)
04/16/23(Sun)17:53:36 No.5638296

Anonymous (ID: 8Sf6tT3+) 04/16/23(Sun)17:53:36 No.5638296

>>5637785
>a FREAK
So is your mom, anon. And nobody seems to complain.

Anonymous (ID: iSQIFras)
04/16/23(Sun)19:05:52 No.5638349

Anonymous (ID: iSQIFras) 04/16/23(Sun)19:05:52 No.5638349

>>5638296
come on, dont say my fuck buddy is a freak

Anonymous (ID: CYD+gyrf)
04/17/23(Mon)09:27:02 No.5638852

Anonymous (ID: CYD+gyrf) 04/17/23(Mon)09:27:02 No.5638852

Quattro is a stupid bitch, a terrible fighter and he never succeeds. Quattro is a weak dumb motherfucker and has never accomplished anything in his life worthwhile, Quattro is worthless. He's unfunny, his drinks suck and taste like piss, and that's no surprise because he makes everything yellow and this PISS COLORED. He could have adopted a cool color like green and accepted the superiority of metal over collagen but instead he piddle paddles with his stupid fucking tiny drink umbrellas and also his team has BOBBY, the worst piece of dung in all the islands and also dad hates him the most. Fuck Quattro, clownish jobber needs Rasputin just to carry his shit team.

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW)
04/17/23(Mon)09:45:05 No.5638872

Anonymous (ID: 98yOtkZW) 04/17/23(Mon)09:45:05 No.5638872

>>5638852
>he does this for free
ignore red posts

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj)
04/17/23(Mon)16:28:30 No.5639204

Anonymous (ID: agwCD0Oj) 04/17/23(Mon)16:28:30 No.5639204

>>5638872
money is for chumps, praise communism.

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc)
04/17/23(Mon)16:33:56 No.5639207

Anonymous (ID: nP1CLjJc) 04/17/23(Mon)16:33:56 No.5639207

>>5638852
LOL so true

Anonymous (ID: tUFGeSKh)
04/17/23(Mon)18:03:30 No.5639255

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>>5638852
>>5639204
>>5639207

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