With the defeat of Majin Buu and the Remnants at the Battle of Namek, peace has come to the Seventh Universe. With no imminent battles to fight or wars to wage, the Saiyans have enjoyed their first long-term peace since their ancestors first landed on Planet Vegeta all those years ago. Yet this peacetime hasn't slowed the progress of the warrior race known as the Saiyans, whose power have continued to grow day after day. Foremost among this warrior race is the Fateless man known as the “Dragon of New Salda” and the first Super Saiyan to have appeared in a thousand years.You the players play as this warrior named Karn, a man who has grown from a brawler with a powerlevel less than three thousand to now being the strongest of his kind, wielding the ancient emerald power of the Berserker and father of nearly a dozen children with his wife Meloka. After mastering the Yardratian ability known as Spirit Control, your power has grown beyond all previous limits.Character sheets and other info: https://controlc.com/46ec566dhttps://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestHelp fund quest art commissions here: https://www.patreon.com/GrandDragonQMQuest rules are as follows:>30 minute voting windows>Pick ONLY ONE option when voting(unless otherwise noted)>Dice rolls are all best of first three, only correctly rolled dice pools will count>One dice roll per person per post unless three players have not yet rolled, and ten minutes has passed since your last roll>Crits are 100 on a d100(a 99 or paired rolls may net you an extra bonus)>Crit fails are a 1/100 with no passing rolls, or if two 1s are rolled regardless of the third>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but OOC options will be ignored>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>If your goal is simply to troll, at least put in enough effort to make it funny>Have funSCQ will usually start on Saturdays at noon Eastern Standard Time, and run throughout the weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes you can find me on twitter @GrandDragonQM, which I keep as up to date with any scheduling changes as soon as possible.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI3maNT2hU8Current Arc: BATTLE OF GODS
>>5622455>>5608072Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:At the beginning of the new year, Chilli invited Karn and the rest of his family over for the one year anniversary of his daughter's birth. But near the end of the celebration, the Time Patrol showed up. Karn battled against Saiyans wielding both the powers of Angels and Destroyers, managing to come out on top before passing out. Once he was brought back by Freeza, Mechikabura took Karn and Chilli to a familiar place, explaining the past and how the 'void' was actually the first reality's remains before divulging that Divine Dragon Force came from his, the Supreme Kai of Time, and Dumplin's original reality. Leaving Karn with more questions before the next day, when Ubo finally returned. And as we rejoin Karn, you have taken Ubo with you to Namek, to speak with Great Elder Guru.You leave New Salda behind, your Instant Transmission taking yourself and Ubo directly to Planet Namek. You and he appear outside Grand Elder Guru's home, appearing beside his defender and protector Nail. Who fulfills his role as Guardian, immediately swinging at you with a sudden backhanded left chop.“Woah!” you exclaim jokingly, lowering your right arm and blocking his attack with your forearm. “Easy Nail, it's me.”“General Karn? I was not aware you were coming.” he replies, lowering his hands and putting them behind his back. “And with company.”“This is Ubo, a longtime friend.” you tell him, gesturing with your left hand. “Is Grand Elder Guru in?”“Let me check.” Nail replies, opening the door and walking inside the elder's home. The door closes behind him, you feeling Ubo looking questioningly at the back of your head. So you turn, ready to answer.“You didn't ask him first?” he asks you, to which you shake your head.“Couldn't remember what time it was here on Namek, and it would be rude to try waking someone up telepathically.” you reply. But then your instincts immediately go off, warning you that you're being watched. And not by something friendly. At the same moment you see Ubo's expression change, brows furrowing. You both look to each other and nod slightly, immediately going back-to-back as you sense something's off. You have no idea what it is, but someone, or something, is watching you both.“I don't like this.” Ubo says, a hint of worry in his tone. “This feels...Familiar.”“How so?” you ask, when suddenly a hand simply appears before you out of thin air!cont
>>5622459Before you can say anything, the hand reaches out and touches your lips. And you try and shout, to warn Ubo what's happening, only to discover that you can no longer make any noise! The rest of a tiny being about the size of young Okira appears at the end of the hand, each bit of it popping into existence before you. Except the being has a rather large head, disproportionate to its body as the strange-looking man floats there, staring at you with a glint of something mischievous in its eyes. Wearing a yellow suit with purple accents, gloves, boots, and small round hat, the white-haired being floating there before you just screams trouble to you. Even worse is the fact you can't sense this thing's ki at all, worrying you for a moment that it is some sort of divine being.But what do you do?>Immediately take on your Ascended Berserker form and swing, try and smash this thing before it can do anything else>Reach out telepathically to this newcomer, perhaps it isn't a threat to your life?>Zero warning, Eye Beams. Try and take this thing out before it can do anything else weird>Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing>Reach up and grab it before Ascending and crushing it within your large Berserker hands>Explosive Wave, but a small one. It won't hurt Ubo, not at his level, and could blast this thing away without damaging Elder Guru's home>Other(write in)
>>5622460>Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing
>>5622460I KNEW IT WAS THIS BASTARD>Explosive Wave, but a small one. It won't hurt Ubo, not at his level, and could blast this thing away without damaging Elder Guru's homeFuck off this is personal space
>>5622460>>Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing
>>5622460>this guywell there goes the rest of the session, shit.>Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing
>>5622460>Reach out telepathically to this newcomer, perhaps it isn't a threat to your life?
>>5622463“And I’m oh so thankful you didn’t spoil my fun, I’ll let you keep your hand.”>>5622484“This guy? THIS GUY?! The name’s Mister Mxyzptlk to you, bucko. I’m watching you.”
>>5622489"I'm not a threat, not to you anyways. You're only a third-dimensional being, that'd be like you killing a line or a square on a piece of paper.">>5622462>>5622463>>5622464>>5622484Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing wins it."Well aren't you all a bunch of spoilsports? Trying to ruin my surprise."Roll me a 3d100, for reasons.Have to hide the DC, lest someone modify the results"Oh come on, would I do that?
Rolled 38, 33, 88 = 159 (3d100)>>5622496
Rolled 95, 78, 63 = 236 (3d100)>>5622496Aw fuck
Rolled 47, 77, 22 = 146 (3d100)>>5622496
>>5622497>>5622508>>562251095/100, 78/100, 88/100. Those are some pretty good numbers, writing."Not good enough."We'll see...
>>5622514I knew some bull shit was coming. Damn you April Fools
>>5622497>>5622510Look at those dubs. How odd.Also, fuck the midget with the unpronounceable name.
>>5622568"Unpronounceable? It's simple. Mix-ye-spit-lick. Don't tell me that's too hard for your three-dimensional brain to comprehend?"Enough, I'm trying to write the update. Stop harassing the players."Boo, you're no fun. For that I'm buffing my next DC, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"
>>5622460With this strange creature just appearing before you and removing your ability to talk, it clearly doesn't want Ubo to know it is here. So immediately you reach out telepathically to your larger friend.“Ubo, in front of me! It has me, I can't talk!” you think to him, and before you can blink he moves. One instant Ubo is standing behind you, back-to-back, the next he's spun around your left shoulder, left fist swinging for the impish creature. Who frowns at this just as Ubo's fist strikes. But instead of striking him, Ubo's punch seemingly stops. But you feel the concussive force of the shock wave from his fist hitting something, it blowing your hair back a moment.“Bah! No fun Saiyan, ruining my surprise.” the creature complains to you, before turning his gaze to Ubo. “And I see the Kryptonian is doing well also.”“What are you?” Ubo asks, while continuing to push with his left fist against whatever invisible barrier this strange creature erected between them. You see his veins bulging in his left arm, but the tiny man seems unimpressed, no unaffected by Ubo's struggle. Proving to you that this could be some serious trouble.“What am I? The proper question should be “WHO” am I, not what. But I suppose the finer points of grammar and proper manners are lost on a couple savages like you.” the creature says, taking on a smug demeanor. “I am Mister Mxyzptlk. That's pronounced Miks-yez-pittle-ik, for those of you watching me through your screens..”“Who were you just talking to?” you ask, wondering why the being turned AWAY from the two of you to address the empty air.“Don't worry, your perceptions are far too limited to understand what's actually going on here.” Mister Mxyzptlk says dismissively, turning his attention back to the two of you. “What's more important is that the two of you are going to entertain me.”“Oh yeah? And why should I?” Ubo asks, you suddenly getting a bad feeling about this. And as the creature narrows his eyes, suddenly his entire head changes colors. It turns from the normal, fleshy color to a raidiant green, Ubo instantly recoiling. “Kryptonite?! How?”“Magic.” the being replies, smirking as Ubo drops to a knee, shielding his face with his hands. “You see, I'm from the fifth dimension. While you two, and everyone else you know is a third, or at best fourth dimensional being. For centuries, I've been pitting my inter-dimensional magic against schmucks who thought they could best the master.”cont
>>5622581“So you want a fight, is that it?” you ask, clenching your fists as you ready to attack him, Ubo still on the ground. Chilli told you how that rock affects him, the longer Ubo is under its effects the weaker he'll be. It could even kill him! You have to act!“I want a challenge.” he replies, snapping his fingers and making a screen appear beside him while the emerald glow on his face vanishes. On that screen you see yourself at different points in your life, fighting beings that by all accounts should have gotten you. You see your battle against Lyin' Eyes Requiem, then when you showed up to help Chilli against that god from the golden helmet, all three of your battles with the Arbiter of the Covenant ending with your victory, punching through the Supreme Kai of Time with Divine Dragon Force and watching her disappear, to smaller battles like the battle on Kashvir III against your first dragon, watching as the creature's claw slashes your face and gives that young you the scar you'd gotten on your left cheek. “And YOU, Karn the Fateless, are the perfect adversary. Time after time after time, you've overcome impossible odds. Beaten opponents who by all rights should have had the honor of killing you.”“So, what you're telling me is you want to be the one to do it?” you reply, taking your fighting stance. But as you do, the door behind this fifth dimensional weirdo opens, Nail stepping out. “Nail, don't get close! This thing's-!”“What's goi-?” he starts to ask, when the floating imp creature points a finger blindly behind his back, firing a lightning quick beam that Nail is unable to avoid. It strikes him with a flash of light, and when it clears you see that Nail has been turned into one of the leafy vegetables the Namekians tend to rooted in the ground.“That's right! You an' me, big guy! I want to see what's got people so up in a huff about you for myself.” he replies, a worrying glint in his eye as Ubo pushes himself back up beside you. “So bring it on. Hit me with your best shot!”Well? What now?>Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power>Rush forward, summon Divine Dragon Force and swing for his chest. No matter what powers he has, the Stand's power can take him down>Guided Eye Beams, carve this strange creature to pieces immediately>Tell him to get clear of Elder Guru's home, then drop down the double Event Horizon on his head>Other(write in)
>>5622588>Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power
>>5622588>Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full powerKeep in mind, "empty" means "devoid of life",.not "featureless".I expect nothing less than the best setting from a friend of McGurk's
>>5622610“You really think you can play me like that?”
>>5622598>>5622605>>5622610>>5622598>>5622605>>5622610Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power wins it. Writing."Hey, where are the rolls? I want to see more dice!"Patience, Mr. Mxyzptlk. Soon.
Rolled 1 + 0 (1d1 + 0)>>5622656You wanna see some dice? I gotcha big man.
>>5622669“Aaaaaand saved for the next dice roll. Enjoy that one you rolled loser!”
>He knows about LER>He most likely knows about Carnival Forever Requiem>Can magic anything into existence
>>5622680Now hold on, -I- still make the rules around here Mr. Mxyzptlk. And I can still overrule you, at least for now.
>>5622680You could bank that roll for later OR you could exchange it for the contents of-THE MYSTERY BOOOOOOOOX!No peaking by the way.
>>5622690>No peaking by the way.Too late, I already peaked in high school.
>>5622701Many such cases.
>>5622588“Hold on. If you want my best, we can't do this here.” you tell him, glancing to Nail's new vegetable form and Ubo, who is looking furious. “Take the two of us to an empty planet so I can cut loose, and I'll show you what I've got.”“But-?” Ubo starts, you cutting him off.“Ubo, I need you to get even stronger.” you say aloud, then add telepathically. “And if I don't come back, someone needs to know what happened. If I'm not back within an hour, tell Meloka, Chilli, and Freeza what happened.”He looks like he wants to argue, but after you add in your request via telepathy he simply nods, looking none too happy about it.“I will do my best.” Grand Elder Guru says, voice carrying outside his home. “Good luck, Karn. We're all counting on you.”“Hrmmm, where should we take this?” the small man ponders aloud for a few moments before a lightbulb appears over his head, flicking on and illuminating. “I got it! The PERFECT battleground!”And with another snap of his fingers you're gone, reappearing beside the creature to find yourself in a fiery hellscape. You're standing on what appears to be some sort of stone tower, mostly submerged in the lava below. But at least he didn't bring you over directly in that mess.“Tada! Planet Shaar, just how your wife and daughter left it.” Mr Mxyzptlk says with a smile. “And look, several cameras are still here and operational. Oh you hoo, boys! Over here!”And to your surprise, the cameras turn at the small man's command,then fly over and encircling the two of you. Getting everything on camera.“There we go, an empty world with no one living on it to worry about killing.” Mister Mxyzptlk says, exaggeratedly stretching both arms over his head before staring you down. “Now, show me what you've got.”cont
>>5622769Well? What do you do?>Start with your Guided Eye Beams, carve him up>Rush and attack, try and overwhelm the magical creature with raw power and aggression>Red Dawn, obliterate him and leave nothing left>Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page ot of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first>Tell him you're ready, but just before fighting Instant Transmissino away back to Ubo's side on Planet Namek>Other(write in)
>>5622770>Tell him you're ready, but just before fighting Instant Transmissino away back to Ubo's side on Planet NamekFuck this clown.
>>5622773That's not fair. Clowns are actually fun to be around.
>>5622776Debatable.If he wants this he can schedule something with our manager.
>>5622770Wait a minute WHAT THE FUCK MYX YOU CANT DO THAT YOU DICK>>5622776BEGONE, CLOWN SYMPATHIZER
>>5622770>>Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page ot of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first
>>5622770>Rush and attack, try and overwhelm the magical creature with raw power and aggressionHE'S IN THE GODDAMN CHOICE PROMPTS
>>5622770>Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page out of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first.
>>5622770What the fuck is going on? Why did my name change? He's growing too powerful. Anyways:>>5622773>>5622782>>5622784>>5622802Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page out of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first wins it. Writing."Hold on, where are the dice? You can't just have an attack without dice! You're cheating!"No, I just rolled the dice earlier, before you realized what's happening.First DC: 55Second DC: 70Third DC: ??And with a 95/55, 78/70, and 88/?? you're in trouble."Oh shi-!"
>>5622826The Master has met the Grand(Dragon) Master it seems.Though I guess it makes sense that he'd get played by a farm boy again.
>>5622829“Oi oi oi, we’re not talking about that guy here. Or I’ll send YOU to Metropolis when Doomsday shows up!”
>>5622837Yeah well how about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YF60E1l014
>>5622851“No, you’d enjoy that far too much.”
>>5622851As an anonymous image board user, I already gay. Sending me there is entirely redundant.
>>5622837Round two will be fun. And the soft Kryptonian can be a good club if nothing else.
>>5622870As per Superman: Red & Blue issue #1 (2021), Clark DOES actually make a pretty good improvised weapon in the right hands.
>>5622873Between us and Ubo, we can take turns.
>>5622883He only weighs 235lbs in 1G. We could even let the kids take turns swinging him around.
>>5622891That'd be a sight to see, a small child using Superman as a club.
Almost done with this update, had to quickly read up on gravity
>>5622985That Mixel-spit guy can't be all bad if he's making you educate yourself I suppose.
>>5622985Gravity makes things move. And also not move.
>>5622993Nip-Moot I am not amused by this prank.
>>5622770“Perfect. Now I can show you my true power!” you exclaim, clenching your fists and powering up to your Ascended Berserker form's full power. But as you do, he immediately starts shaking his head, frowning.“No no no, that's not YOUR full power. And we BOTH know it.” he replies, then snaps his fingers. “C'mon, show me your full power!”“Look, if you're wanting that power, you are a few years too early.” you tell him with a sigh. “Until I perform the Super Saiyan God ritual, I can't freely access that power.”“Really? Fine then, how about I give you a helping hand?” he asks, smiling with a mischievous gleam in his eye. He then points at you, snapping his fingers. And everything goes red. Or, rather, green.“GRRRRYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar out as something tears in your chest and head, power surging uncontrollably through your body. Every single muscle in your body feels like they are being torn apart, you screaming out in agony as power starts leaking out from your body. You feel your entire being get torn apart, ripped to shreds by the power tearing through you. Everything goes dark, you finding yourself back in a familiar, dark void. “Wait, I'm here? Why am I back in this reali-?”“GRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” you hear a voice roar, turning to see him once more. The Berserker Soul. “HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”“Dammit!” you mutter, bracing yourself to wrest control of yourself over this other dimensional power. But before you can, Mr. Mxyzptlk appears between the two of you. “What?”“I don't have time to watch this, I want to see what you can do, not if you can 'overcome yourself' or any nonsense.” he says, then waves his hand. And you're back on Planet Shaar like nothing happened, except you can feel it. Your power is surging, even higher than it was against the Time Patrol the day before. A LOT higher. “There. Now you're in control, so let's get on with this. I want to see what you've got.”“How...?” you mutter, then shake your head. That's not important right now, what IS important is that you fight this creature with everything you've got. He somehow followed you to another reality, if he can do that and instantly subdue the Berserker Soul like that, you have to stop this thing. Or at least keep it from turning its power on your family! “HRRRYAAAAAAAAA!!”Your power surges, blazing higher than ever before! The lava around you is blown away, revealing more of the ancient temple ruins that you're standing on a moment before you blast off into the sky, throwing your arms wide. He wants to see your best shot? Then you'll give him an attack more powerful than anything you've ever thrown!cont
>>5623003As you soar into the sky you throw your arms wide, flooding that overwhelming power surging throughout your body down to your palms. Within seconds more power than you'd gather and combine for a Final Flash is in EACH hand, the dual emerald orbs several times your own size.“HAAAAAA!!” you roar, swinging both directly overhead, slamming them into each other. You've never worked with so much power before, it almost instantly trying to explode. But you force the two energies to start merging, compressing them down together into a swirling orb of conflicting energies as big around as you are tall overhead, then you feel it. The energies mesh and merge, power increasing exponentially. Unable to suppress the size anymore you let the orb expand, it growing impossibly large in seconds. In the time it takes you to take a breath it is already bigger around than the entirety of the Lucrehulk, and still growing. You keep letting the power expand until you're holding an orb the size of a smaller moon overhead, calling down to the magic man.“Just remember, you asked for this!” you bellow down to him. “Don't blame me for what happens next! EVENT! HORIIIIZOOOOOOON!!”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLDtlBlSLxAAnd with that, you launch the attack. The titanic, moon-sized orb drops, its mass so large you feel the gravitational pull from the attack on top of its normal pull, forcing you to resist getting pulled in yourself. You watch as lava from the dying world gets pulled up, cyclones of flame and molten rock absorbed into the titanic attack as it drops lower and lower. But you're not done, not with a single attack. You're going to ABSOLUTELY make sure this bastard dies. And your son Broly showed you how to significantly increase the power of your Event Horizon. Throw a second one into the first.“HAAAAAA!!” you roar, again gathering your ki as the massive attack slowly drops towards the planet. Forcing your energy out, you make a second massive, star-busting attack overhead just as you feel the first hit something solid, and with a roar throw it down as well. “TAKE THIIIIIIS!!”The second Event Horizon drops at the same speed as the first, glacially slow as whatever is keeping your first attack from dropping keeps pushing it back. But then your orbs collide, the two Event Horizon orbs simultaneously trying to absorb each other. The two titanic masses of ki, each with raw power that rivals Golden Freeza's, suddenly start to merge.cont
>>5623012As you watch, the energies of the two massive Event Horizons' energy starts getting pulled down into the center point, the impact space of the two massive attacks. You watch as the mind-bending levels of power start getting absorbed into that center point. You watch as, for the briefest of moments you can actually SEE Mister Mxyzptlk through the thinning aura, but then the energies surging down into that point reach some sort of critical mass, forming a small point of what looks to be true Dark. And the rest of the energy, that not absorbed down into that tiny point of darkness explodes.“BARR-!” you shout, trying to activate your shield to protect you from the blast, but it is far too fast. The sudden explosion consumes you, everything consumed by the impossibly bright light. You feel the surging energy trying to blow you away, yet there is another force. Something else, another force pulling you TOWARDS that central impact point despite the energy blasting outwards from it in all directions. The drawing force quickly overpowers the explosive energy repulsing you, the energy and light of the blast dying out. And as you open your eyes, you see what your attack wrought. “Woah...”You see the pinpoint of absolute darkness is now halo'd by rings of light, one around it from behind making it a circle, illuminating it against the rapidly-deconstructing planet below getting sucked in. And the horizontal ring as well, the lights spinning around and around that point of absolute darkness. The pull from that point of darkness continues increasing by the second, the light from your emerald aura getting pulled down and into it as well.But what do you do now?>Try and search the area for Mr. Mxyzptlk, make sure the attack got him before you flee>The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right?>Call out the guy's name, see if he's still around and answers before you leave this place behind>Other(write in)
>>5623014>Call out the guy's name, see if he's still around and answers before you leave this place behind
>>5623014>>Try and search the area for Mr. Mxyzptlk, make sure the attack got him before you flee
>>5623014>The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right?See, there's a reason that one's called "The Event Horizon". I hope the cameras managed to capture some of that before they got disintegrated.
>>5623014>The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately.>He'll probably escape but the battlefield will hurt us more than him.
>>5623014>The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right?I'm sure that didn't get you, you little shit, but we will make sure you have a bad time one way or another.
Please tell me he did his due diligence and masked our little tussle. I don't want Whis catching wind of our true might just yet.
>>5623014>Try and search the area for Mr. Mxyzptlk, make sure the attack got him before you flee>The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right?
Wow, that attack may have actually done something if he's too preoccupied to talk shit in the thread.
>>5623076He's just stuck in the 4th dimension for a while. I give him five minutes.
>>5623079My condolences, I can only imagine how bad the traffic is over there.
>>5623052"HA!">>5623024>>5623026>>5623027>>5623030>>5623033>>5623069The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right? wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC: 50Second DC: ??
Rolled 3, 40 = 43 (2d100)>>5623107
Rolled 71, 64 = 135 (2d100)>>5623107
Rolled 55, 56 = 111 (2d100)>>5623107Scram, you!
Rolled 16, 79 = 95 (2d100)>>5623107
>>5623014>fucked around>immediately found outWell...this is something. Event Horizon lives up to its name. I hope that she's seeing this and fearing this. In other news congrats with the new milestone, adding "created a fucking black hole" in the list of awesome feats
>>5623117AW GODDAMNIT! IT WAS THE SCRAWNY LITTLE MAN'S FAULT I SWEAR!
>>5623110>>5623111>>5623113>>5623116CORRECTION! This post>>5623117 is wrong. The REAL results are 71/100, 79/100. You're not cutting off the fourth roll for this one, Mr. Mxyzptlk."Ehh just a few points, what's the difference?"You will however be getting a call from Vox later
A thought sparked in my head, aren't fuckers like Mr. M supposed to be Beerus's problem? Is casual rewriting of the universe a crime? I hope it is.
>>5623133Ah, just Vox. Had me worried there for a second man.If it's about the planet, surely we can help him recoup his losses with a few exhibition matches, right?
>>5623141That's like suggesting a drawing beating the shit out of the artist. That would never happen.
>>5623141As far as I know, there's no third dimensional being that can actually enforce any rules regarding a fifth dimensional being's trespass.MAYBE Xeno or the Grand Priest would be able to contact the appropriate authorities, but otherwise, nothing doing.
>>5623154Zeno, not Xeno.Credit where credit is due, Mxyzptlk at least has an appropriately unique and memorable name for a higher being.
>>5623147>>5623154Oh, so he's UP THERE up there. But why is he here? I'd assume the 5th dimension is more fun.
>>5623182You're right, but our friend here isn't exactly aware of the more important things in life.If he was, he wouldn't be fighting just Karn, nor would he be galivanting to lower dimensions in the first place.
>>5623182>But why is he here?He's kind of retarded.
>>5623133Uh oh, Vox wasn't using that planet for anything right?
>>5623014As you look at the results of your attack, you watch as more and more matter from the planet starts getting drawn into that pinpoint of darkness. But while doing so the gravitational pull increases by the second, the entire planet below is seemingly being absorbed into that pinpoint of darkness. More and more mass is absorbed by the second, the pull increasing exponentially every moment. You try and fly back away from it, only to feel your own body being pulled down.“Tch. HAAAAAA!!” you roar, expelling overflowing energy as you try and power through the pull and away, only to come to a horriffic realization: even at THIS new level of power, you're still getting pulled down towards that Darkness in the center! This isn't good, you have to move! But how? “Oh, right.”You stop fighting the gravity's increasing pull, relaxing as you bring your right hand to your forehead. And with a moment's thought, focusing back on Ubo's power, you disappear. One second your body is being pulled down and crushed by intense pressure, the next you find yourself being blasted back by a near-equal force.“WOAH!” you exclaim, planting your feet and bracing yourself against the explosion, looking up to see Grand Elder Guru's hand atop Ubo's head, his crimson aura blazing up around him. The elder's clothes are flowing and rippling in the windstorm along with his antennae, Ubo's power actually slowly sliding his seat away! But as Ubo's power continues to rise, for a moment you see his being change. For a single split-instant, his entire body and uniform turns golden, his energy rising beyond anything you've ever felt. Even among the Time Patrol, Chronoa, Mechikabura, anyone. In that instant, you feel that Ubo's power could truly be limitless.But before even half an instant passed that golden glow disappears as suddenly as it appears. His aura immediately returns to his usual red, body retaking its usual colors as the blazing light and aura slowly fades away. You look from Ubo's back to Guru, the elder seemingly having sensed what you had as he looks upon the Kryptonian in shock. Tenderly the elder pulls his hand away from Ubo, resting it back on his chair's arm as Ubo looks down to his hands, seeing his crimson aura faintly even as he consciously tries to power back down.“I have done what I can, but your true power lies even deeper.” Grand Elder Guru says, sighing out as he sinks a little bit into his chair.“I saw it.” Ubo says, to no one in particular, looking at his hands. “I saw everything.”cont
>>5623203“First time?” comes a familiar, obnoxious voice as Mister Mxyzptlk reappears, looking none the worse for wear for being at the center of that massive attack. “Ahh, I remember seeing the limits of my own reality for the first time myself, back in the day.”“How did you escape?” you ask the tiny creature, shocked. “Even I couldn't escape that blast with all this power.”“That's simple. I let it pull me in, and got pulled into the fourth dimension for a few moments.” the creature says, Ubo not paying him any attention as he continues to stare down at his own hands, deaf to the world. “Then it was just a quick hop back over into this reality. Not gonna lie, didn't expect you to create a black hole there. Your power is even greater than I'd thought.”Well, what now?>Ask if that was all he wanted, to be hit with your strongest attack, then why is he still here?>Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home >Telepathically tell Elder Guru to talk with and distract him, while you get Divine Dragon Force to try and sneak attack him. No matter how powerful this creature is, it won't survive its own power being turned against it>Ask Ubo why this thing felt familiar, if he's seen anything like Mister Mxyzptlk before>Telepathically reach out to Towa, ask what she knows of the fifth dimension and how you can send something from there back>Other(write in)
>>5623203>>5623205So Ubo is basically Jesus now, ok.>Ask if that was all he wanted, to be hit with your strongest attack, then why is he still here?I want to ask him to turn Nail back because Nail is honestly a cool guy, but we can certainly live without him.
>>5623205>Ask if that was all he wanted, to be hit with your strongest attack, then why is he still here?
>>5623207>So Ubo is basically Jesus now, ok.No, Guru just tried to unlock his POTENTIAL. Which he clearly was incapable of, only letting Ubo glimpse what he could become and not pushing him to that level.
>>5623205>Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's homeIt should be pretty obvious just throwing a big attack at him wouldn't be satisfying, even if it is THE big attack.It's also a bit of an inconvenience being this big and angry, so maybe letting us cruise at our regular speed would be better for making a real nail biter.
>>5623205>>Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home
>>5623205>Telepathically reach out to Towa, ask what she knows of the fifth dimension and how you can send something from there back
>>5623210...Jesus pre-timeskip then. Cold's fears seem just a little more justified now.
>>5623217It's just a Kryptonian thing. Supes does the same goofy shit. They all do. Cold's fearboner is absolutely justified.
>>5623205>Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's homebe nice to the fifth-dimensional fae, everyone
>>5623225>be nice to the fifth-dimensional fae, everyoneNo, he's rude.
>>5623207>>5623209>>5623211>>5623212>>5623216>>5623225Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home wins it. Roll me a-"No, a roll won't be necessary. After all, the fun's just beginning! That's a rather nice family you have there, would be a shame if something...Happened to it.">mfw
>>5623233You CAN'T stop me from calling a roll for this, Mister Mxyzptlk. Roll me a single d100 everyone, taking the best of first four rolls here in this form."Ah-Hey! No fair!"
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5623237YEEEEAAAARRTTTTT
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5623233>>5623237>spoiler
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5623237
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5623237FINAL SHINE ATTACK!!!!
>>5623238>>5623240>>5623241>>562324294/100. Most impressive. Writing."No way, he cheated! That wasn't a real roll! He just copy-pasted bold text in!"You and I both know that was a legitimate roll, stop crying because you're losing."Grrr! I'll show you!"
>>5623242Good job Ben.
>>5623242The one time that attack worked. Ya did good Ben
>>5623242With great power comes great responsibility. Ya did good kid.
>>5623245You'll learn why Karn's greatest name is Dad.
Still, I really want a mini road trip arc with Ubo taking him over to the last place we saw Superman and introducing them.
>>5623274Given how we're acquainted with him now, it should be as simple as reaching out to him telepathically and teleporting over.
>>5623278>Batman Heart Attacks intensify.
>>5623281>>5623278>He can teleport at will, and is as, if not stronger than Clark, this is dangerous, there must be something in his mind>He has telepathy.....WHY DOES HE HAVE TELEPATHY>Annd he has telekinesis too....>WHY CAN HE MAKE BLACKHOLES, WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!>Calm down Bruce, calm down, no Kryptonite, but that just means he must have some other weakness>There is no weakness.....WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE HAS NO WEAKNESS?!Honestly, the only thing Bats can do is get lucky and find a Nefarious lab....oh God no.
I wonder how Ubo will take to teaching students, or having Karn come by to do his drill sergeant routine.
>>5623205“Mister Mxyzptlk, I appreciate you allowing me to reach this level of power. Even if just for a little bit.” you tell him, giving the inter-dimensional being a proper Saiyan salute. “But with that done, I've shown you my best, so could you power me back down now? After all, I don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home.”“Oh don't worry, the Namekian's home isn't the one you should worry about.” he replies, snapping his fingers. And just like that you find that you're no longer on Namek anymore. You're back on New Salda, your home, standing beside Ubo right next to your old ship you live in. And the little man floating in the air before you, legs crossed as if sitting on the air itself. “You should worry about your own. After all, you're about to destroy it.”And then he again snaps his fingers, your vision going red and tunneling down as there's some sort of screeching sound in your ears. Distantly you hear someone roaring out in pain, or maybe anger. But your absolute hatred, the RAGE you feel at what the little man just said, the threat he made keeps you somehow focused on him through all of this. You feel the blackness drawing you in, pulling you under, you faintly recognizing the other reality's pull trying to take you under and let the Berserker Soul control your body. But that doesn't matter, none of it matters. Because all that matters is stopping this bastard from hurting your family!“I WON'T LET YOU!!” you roar, exploding off the ground and grabbing him by the head with both hands. And squeeze. “DIE!”“Wha-?!” is all he has time to say before you crush his balloon-like head between your hands, splattering his insides all over you and Ubo. Who you distantly hear gasp, but your focus is entirely on this little monster. Who you're convinced isn't dead yet, so you launch his body into the air.“RAAAAA!!” you roar, energy exploding up from around you in a cylinder, blasting up from where you're standing on the ground in a straight line skyward. You watch as his body's consumed, disappearing as if he never were. Leaving you standing there, blood boiling and wanting something else to attack. So you look around, spotting someone you faintly recognize, who despite his clear power looks absolutely shocked. But before he can say anything, you see your target suddenly reappear behind him! Sticking his tongue out of his mouth, DARING to taunt you?! And before you know what you're doing, your body is already moving, rushing full speed at the tiny monster. “HRRRAAAA!! DIIIIEEEEE!!!”cont
>>5623296“Karn?!” the powerfully-built man asks, looking shocked as you approach, ready to defend himself. But as you close in you swing past him, knocking him aside with your right arm as you rush the tiny creature.“HRRRAAAAAAA!!” you bellow, swinging your strongest left directly at him. The creature's eyes widen in shock, your fist landing square in his face. Or rather, THROUGH his face, you now wearing his head like a vambrace. With a snarl you tear his body off of you with your right, grabbing his limp form by the neck and again throwing him into the sky. “HAAAAAA!”Thrusting your right hand into the air, you fire a massive wave of ki, erasing this body of that bastard who threatened your family as well. Then once he's gone, you start pounding your chest with your right hand, roaring your challenge to the sky.“HRRRAAAA!! IS THIS ALL YOU'VE GOT?!!” you roar, throwing your arms wide to the sky. Only for him to reappear within arm's reach, which is a terrible mistake for him.“Hey, do you have ANY idea how difficult it is to reconstitute your physical form from the molecular level?” he asks, you immediately swinging both arms forward and grabbing him in a bear hug. “Hehe, cute. But I don't swing that way.”And he disappears, reappearing standing atop one of your home ship's legs a dozen yards away.“This isn't right, you're supposed to be lost to your rage by now.” he says to himself, looking you over. “But lookatcha! You're still wholly in control! Oh, I know! THIS will get you to lose your mind!”And with another snap, another person appears between you and him. Your eyes widen, no way. He wouldn't!“I've had enough of you ruining my fun today, so here's how this is going to go.” he says, holding Okira by her tail over his head with his left, pointing his hand in the shape of a gun at her temple with his right. “You're gonna succumb to your rage, and rampage across this planet indiscriminately. Or you're going to do that with one less child among the living. So, what's it going to be?”cont
>>5623299If you weren't already seeing red, you most certainly would be now! How DARE this bastard threaten your daughter! You can feel your entire body trembling with barely-suppressed rage, feeling desperate to get your daughter away but the rage is making it hard to think clearly. You're faster than this asshole, already blitzed him twice without retaliation. But are you fast enough to get your daughter safely away?Well? What now?>Rush and attack, disarm the bastard before he can hurt your daughter then erase him again>Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that>Death Slash, cut off his hands simultaneously then his head all in one attack>Other(write in)
>>5623303Question, is Okira conscious?
>>5623303Ah. Fuck this guy.>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for thatKILLLLLL
>>5623303>>Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can
>>5623310"Oh, she's awake all right." *shakes limp body vigorously for a second* "But I gots her by her tail, she ain't movin' nowhere 'till I let her go. Which I ain't gonna do 'till you've agreed to my terms."Her tail hasn't been fully trained yet, she can't move or speak while he's got her like this.
>>5623303>Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can
>>5623303>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for thatThis SHOULD work, given that there is an actual ki signature in his immediate area.
>>5623303>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that
>>5623303>Instant Transmission behind him, and use DDF on him
>>5623303>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for thatYou want to die screaming, fine
>>5623334"Well, SOMEONE'S going to die screaming. But I wouldn't bet on that being me. After all, I'm not even in my final form."
>>5623303>>Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF canAs much as I want to torture this guy, M can't be permanently hurt by anything we throw out so far, so if we erase him he's just gunna pop back out again 2 seconds later. But if we can turn his energy against him we might have a chance.
>>5623340It won't save you from oblivion, abomination.
>>5623340BOOOOOOOOOO! STALE MEME! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>5623347I wonder if that fifth dimension of his is dead memes. What a stinker.
>>5623314>>5623316>>5623324>>5623330>>5623332>>5623333>>5623334>>5623341Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that wins it. Roll me a 3d100. First DC: 6̸̡̥̺͇͕͇̖̱͕̙̿͜5̸̢̯̩̪̳̼͚̐͜Second DC: 7̵͇͝0̴̫̥̳̍̏Third DC: ?̷̺̝̗̞̖͒͛̚?̶̯́́͌͘?̶͔̕"I'm not letting you get away with ruining my fun so easily, you third-dimensional doofus!
>>5623358The fifth dimension is full of talentless hacks, so yeah, it's probably where memes go to die.
Rolled 33, 33, 98 = 164 (3d100)>>5623367No diff
Rolled 58, 62, 91 = 211 (3d100)>>5623367
Rolled 90, 23, 64 = 177 (3d100)>>5623367FUCK YOU
Rolled 16, 92, 91, 13 = 212 (4d100)>>5623367Here we go
Rolled 64, 91, 53 = 208 (3d100)>>5623367
>>5623375Nice>>5623376Still good but too late
Wait shit, I rolled 4d100, is that valid still GD?
>>5623380If not we still crushed it.
>>5623379You forget, best of 4 in Berserker 3.We still need to think of a better name for this form by the way.DUMBASS CHILD HOSTAGE TAKER, any ideas?
>>5623370>>5623371>>5623372And I'll take you despite your inability to count here >>5623375"NO YOU WON'T, I WON'T ALLOW IT!"Fine, then I'll take this one instead >>5623376Which gives us: 90/100, 91/100, 98/100. Looks like you're in for it now, Mister Mxyzptlk. Shouldn't have gone for the kid, haven't you learned ANYTHING from watching Karn's fights up till now?
>>5623370>>5623371>>5623372>>5623375>>5623385AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHATHEY NEVER LEARN
>>5623383Uh, dude>>56233701>>56233712>>56233723>>56233754 dice but still 4th>>5623376Correct 3 dice but came after.>>5623385BASED, MUNCHKIN WANTS TO FIGHT RNJESUS, HE CAN FIGHT RNJESUS
>>5623385Yeah, honestly, he's just filling out the "Karn W" bingo by himself at this point.What's next, he gonna pull a Vegeta?
>>5623390Well...he is dumb enough.
>karn managed to beat darkseids ass once>mr. m is now getting shit on because his dumbass didn't bother actually following shit and speedread like a dumbass>doesn't even realize karn actively gets better RNG and shit starts getting fucking stupid if you do something as suicidal like threatening his kidssome bitch about to get DDF'd, and 5th dimensional shit won't save from that.
>>5623394He fucked around and found out with the wrong guy, and didn't realise he built up Karns Crit Meter.
>>5623399Sitting here this whole time and didn't see Karn's SAIYAN RAGE meter building up.
>>5623412Its right there too, a actual bar is rising over his head, he sees it, ignores it, and still tries to make it rise because he skimmed the survival manual.
>>5623303“You-You bastard!!” you snarl through clenched teeth, forcing yourself to remain still despite your entire body and being wanting nothing more than to rush forward and rip that little bastard limb from limb. “How... How DARE you!”“Good, that's it. Give in to your anger, and rampage!” he shouts, grinning maniacally. You then draw your right hand up to your forehead, Instant Transmission right behind your daughter's ki signature. Before even lowering your right from your forehead you reach out with your left, ripping the little bastard's arm right off. “Gyah?”“HAAAAAAA!!” you roar, slamming your forehead into his the moment he turns around. You feel his nose crunch from the impact, knocking him off the ship's leg and down to the ground. AS the bastard falls you pry his hand off of Okira's tail, your daughter's eyes shooting open and looking up at you with wide eyes. “Stay back kiddo.”“Mmmm hmmm.” she replies with noises, nodding slowly as she stares up at you. You turn from her back to the impish creature, still holding his arm and have an idea. So you fly down, landing in front of him as he rises back up to his feet.“Tsk. Do you really think that you can-” he starts, you swinging his own arm at him. His shoulder slams into the side of his head, knocking the small creature down to the sandy ground. “Guah!”“You come to MY world. Threaten MY FAMILY?!” you roar, emerald aura overflowing. So you launch his severed arm into the air, raising the same hand overhead and without breaking eye contact unleash a world-shatteringly powerful beam. You let the attack go on for several seconds before ending it, then glaring down at the shocked man. “And think you'll just get to leave? Oh no, I'm going to make you suffer.”Then before he can react, you stomp down with your right heel, breaking his left shin with an audible snap. Without waiting for his pained scream to stop you drop down onto your left knee, right atop his right knee, which also shatters. You then drop down to your right knee as well, pinning him in place as you crack your knuckles. And for the first time, you see a hint of what COULD be fear in his eyes. Which only makes you more inclined to beat him to death, but you'll have to control your power. Don't want to end his suffering too early.“HAAAAA!!”cont
>>5623489Your gentle right punch shatters the man's jaw, your follow up left destroying the right side of his jaw as well. So you switch to body shots, each one breaking ribs in a few places. You keep punching his torso, over and over with minimal power over his screams of pain until nothing breaks or snaps when you punch anymore. So you switch to his face, drawing back a heavy right. But then he's gone, his body replaced with Meloka's right as you swing.“KA-?!” your wife exclaims, horrified as she sees your fist descend. With a snarl you divert your blow, fist slamming into the sand beside her head. You narrowly avoid dealing your wife a devastating blow, but feel your power, your rage both surging higher and higher. This bastard wants to kill your family! He wants YOU to be the one to do it for him too, and for that you're gonna make him PAY!“BASTARD!!” you roar to the sky, power blazing higher and higher as your fury builds. Your vision tunnels down to a pinpoint, but you remain in control, unleashing another massive wave of ki into the sky. “QUIT RUNNING AND FACE ME YOURSELF!!”“You want my real power? Oh, trust me pal you don't want my REAL power. You can't handle it!” his voice comes from behind, you turning to see him sitting there, perfectly fine as if you hadn't just beaten him seconds ago into bloody paste. “But, perhaps I can show you a little bit of what I can really do. Just a taste.”And there, before your eyes, he begins to change. His body begins to rapidly grow, quickly becoming even taller than you as he also grows more muscular, his head distorting and elongating vertically as energy you've never seen before suddenly becomes visible around his shape. He loses most of his color, turning dark with pink highlights to accentuate his form as pink sparks dance through his energy. And then, as he towers above you, he points to you once more.“Now, I command you! Lose control! Rampage wildly!” he orders, you suddenly feeling immense pressure in your head. As if YOUR head was like Trunks' caught in the hands of someone far more powerful than you and squeezing down. The pain causes you to cry out, dropping to a knee but managing to keep glaring at the monstrous 'true' form of the imp before you.“BAS-! TARD!” you snarl through the pain, through clenched teeth, the creature's jaw dropping a bit at your defiance. Now may be your chance!But what do you do?>votes in next post
>>5623492Well? What do you do?>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form>Dash forward and grab him, readying a Grinder but don't let your power loose until you make it up and out of New Salda's atmosphere. Reduce this bastard to dust>Summon the Stand wrapped around your arm and use its Wish to banish this creature from your reality and bar its entry>He wants to see your full power, you'll SHOW him full power! Grab him with your telekinesis so he can't slip away, and crush him to death in your mental grip>You suddenly remember what Aku'd told you of the Bloodstone long ago, summon Divine Dragon Force and use its wish to trap his soul WITHIN the stone itself>Other(write in)
>>5623496>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' formI know the stone would hold him, but I don't want to risk him contaminating our soul via his contact. Though he could be a good punching bag for the Berserker Gods.....
>>5623496>>Summon the Stand wrapped around your arm and use its Wish to banish this creature from your reality and bar its entry
>>5623496>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' formThanks for once again demonstrating you have the reading comprehension of a toddler you fucking imp.
>>5623496>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form
>>5623496>>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' formI'm fucking hot for the soulstone idea but I really don't want to deal with this asshole being a shitty genie every time we try and draw from the stone.
>>5623496>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' formStupid ass.
>>5623505>>5623506>>5623507>>5623508>>5623509>>5623513>>5623518Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form wins. Roll me a single d100.DC: 70
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5623541
>>5623541Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d100)“Fail! FAIL! YOU MUST FALL!!”
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5623541
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5623541Fuck you M.
>>5623545>doesn't even roll his dice rightTHIS STUPID MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T EVEN COUNT!POINT AND LAUGH!
>>5623545>putting it in bold>implying you have any power here
>>5623545Your fake rolls won't change your fate, Mister Mxyzptlk! You can't stop Karn now!
Anyone want that fourth roll? Before Mr. Mxyzptlk decides to figure out how to do it correctly?
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5623560i'll take it
>>5623544>>5623546>>5623549>>5623561Another amazing roll in the clutch, 91/100. You did it! Writing!"No, I won't let it end like this! You won't kill me!"
>>5623563You killed yourself, witness your grave as you have dug the hole
Btw, I just want to point out, if GD doesn't retcon this all for April Fools, Whis now knows how strong Berserker 3 is, to prepare Beerus for it, Karn has SOME experience resisting the true rage monster, and Golden Ubo is a far distant possibility which is frankly terrorfying.
>>5623571Meh, it'll be fine.
>>5623563>TFW Mr. M is not even remotely close to the scariest clown karn has dealt with and is a practically benign bug comparatively>TFW Mr. M should just go back to the kryptonian who runs around in his underwear and a baby blanket as a cape instead like the 3rd rate overgrown mook he is
>>5623496“HRRRRYAAAAAAA!!” you roar, forcing yourself back up to your feet. The extra-dimensional being takes an uncertain step back, eyes widening in surprise. “You're gonna PAY! Divine Dragon Force!”“GRRROOOOAAAAR!!” the crimson-scaled Stand bellows as it materializes, you kick off the ground. Your emerald power explodes out around you as you draw up every ounce of strength you've got, blitzing the being before you.“DIE!!!” you bellow, swinging your right fist forward and aiming your punch for the now much larger target.“GRRRAAAAAAA!!” Divine Dragon Force bellows, the two of you bellowing out together as you close in.“You won't stop me!” Mister Mxyzptlk roars, throwing both hands forward to try and block. Something invisible slams into you, trying to slow you down, but his bullshit magic can't stop you. Divine Dragon Force shatters the attack or defense the extra-dimensional monster threw up to stop you, you charging the rest of the distance and slamming your fist and Divine Dragon Force straight through his chest. “Guah! Wh-What?”“NOW!” you call out, the crimson-scaled Stand bellowing as it extends, wrapping around and around the creature, binding it in place before raising its eyes to meet his.“PERISH.” Divine Dragon Force says, eyes flashing as Mister Mxyzptlk's own widen in shock and horror.“Wait, what are you doing? You can't erase me, I should be immune!” the creature calls, looking down in horror as its body begins disintegrating around the hole your fist and Stand made. “No no no no, this isn't right, I can't die! Not to some lowly three-dimensional garbage like you!”As he shouts in outrage and denial, his body is quickly consumed by whatever energy fifth-dimensional beings thrive off of. Realizing that he's going to die, he then looks to you, expression changing to one of calm as he smirks.“Not bad. But it won't work next time. Kltpzyxm.” he says, and just like that he's gone. His remaining body just vanishes, disappearing without a trace as Divine Dragon Force recoils from the space, hissing in pain.“Are you alright?” you ask, not remembering a time ever seeing your Stand actually in pain. “What happened?”“He got away, escaped back to his own dimension where I couldn't follow.” Divine Dragon Force says, and as he does you feel your own power plummet. Your might drops exponentially, you falling down to your knees as the wind is knocked from your chest. But then it gets worse.cont
>>5623614Suddenly you can't breathe, and even worse you can almost feel your heart stopping in your chest. Your fingers and toes go numb, you losing all sense of touch in a matter of seconds. But that's not the only sense, your sight, hearing, everything. You feel your mind sinking, dropping down deeper and deeper into a black void, unable to resist its pull. And after a moment of disorienting movement, feeling as if you're both falling and ascending, forward and reverse at the same time, find yourself back in that other reality. Or what's left of it at least. And staring a bigger, angrier version of yourself down.“GRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAR!!!” the Berserker Soul bellows, charging straight towards you.“I know what you are now.” you mutter to yourself, transforming back into your Ascended Berserker form as you ready yourself for a battle for control.-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 paused-
>>5623615That's it for tonight, everyone enjoy this April Fools day wild ride? Ready to deal with that other reality's Berserker Soul once more, to try and assert dominance over that otherworldly, limitless rage? Did you expect everything to go as relatively smoothly as it did against a being you couldn't truly comprehend? Ready to see what happens next, as well as the implications this gremlin's actions will and won't have on the universe as a whole? All this and more, when Saiyan Conqueror Quest continues in twelve hours, at noon EST.
“You all may have won this time, but next time I’LL be the one who comes out on top! Mark my words, I won’t go easy on you again! I’ll be back, and when I do you all are gonna be sorry!”
>>5623620I'll never be a Canadian you upjumped leprechaun.
>>5623620You will be locked in a room with three of us, and you will only have the blood of your anus as lube. It'll be an empty, timeless void, you'll enjoy it eventually.
>>5623618>Did you expect everything to go as relatively smoothly as it did against a being you couldn't truly comprehend?Of course. It was almost guaranteed he'd lose sight of things and leave himself open given how much he outclassed us.Punching above our weight class is our forte after all. He would have known that if he actually read the backlog instead of speed-reading it.>Ready to see what happens next, as well as the implications this gremlin's actions will and won't have on the universe as a whole?I'm more ready to teach this big angry fuck a lesson and go visit Uncle Cold.
>>5623614The fuck does saying his name backwards do to DDF?>>5623628What is it?
>>5623628Please tell me why this was even posted here.
>>5623623>>5623626He finally left my room, we're free. He's gone.>>5623628Wow, someone clearly doesn't like SCQ. Well, good for them, they didn't just bitch about it and actually ran their own quest.>>5623629He knew your Stand could be trouble, if his real form got hit by it. But in his anger at you just slapping his lesser form's shit, he lost a bit of control.Good luck.>>5623631>do to DDFNothing. But it tried to keep up the destruction, traveling WITH it through dimensions but was anchored here to you, snapping it back as if a rubber band stretched out and snapped.>>5623635They got it in before the buzzer, so it counts as an april fool's joke. 7/10 for the effort, 3/10 for the content.
>>5623628I got lost several times trying to read that. Maybe they were just not trying since it was an April Fools thing. If not they need some practice.
>>5623641>He knew your Stand could be trouble, if his real form got hit by it.The real danger wasn't DDF, but Imagine Dragon. I think you know exactly why I asked about Okira earlier.She's also getting her tail trained up right away, we gotta start doing that earlier for all the kids.
>>5623641Also I asked why that link was posted because it seems like that anon (with a single post to their ID) was trying to stoke outrage between us and those guys over there.Their opinions on this quest and the quality of that omake in the link aside, I really don't take kindly to people trying to get us to fling shit at each other.They have their stuff over their, we have our stuff over here, just as it should be.No fucking bullshit necessary.
>>5623649I don't even get how that would be used to shitstir. It just seemed like a scatterbrained "looky here" more than anything else.
>>5623647I wish the qm luck, it takes years to build the talent.>>5623648I knew, but he didn't. He was focused on you and you alone.Yes, soon as she's ready. Have to wait until they're old enough to start controlling it, as beneath a certain age they'll just pull right off.>>5623649Maybe it was the qm themself, acting as anon and trying to gauge my reaction to him butchering characters who look like mine. But if they were looking to get a rise out of me, well then sorry to disappoint.>>5623652I'm assuming a new qm, trying to get eyes by referencing what others already know and showing off how super cool their OC is by how many other cool OCs they can beat up.
>>5623654Regardless of who it was and why they did, I don't appreciate it, but I guess it was harmless in the end.I wish that QM the best of luck with their endeavors.
>>5623659>I wish that QM the best of luck with their endeavors.This. The world needs more QMs, especially dedicated ones.
>>5623654>showing off how super cool their OC is by how many other cool OCs they can beat up.brb gonna make my own OC that is part angel part devil part hentai-logic-harem-mc-isekai-cheat-code-guy part ironing board that was born with a base PL of 6 billion that can also go super saiyan. Plus she's got heterochromia.If they want attention they could just come in and say they're a fan. It's always nice to see new blood in the game. Even if they come from a cursed land.
>>5623628Rent free. Some people really know how to seethe about the popularity of something they don’t personally like.
>>5623663>Plus she's got heterochromia.The truest early warning sign of an approaching Mary Sue.>>5623673May just be reference, don't immediately jump on the hatewagon yourself. After all, I've poked fun at other quests' MCs before without meaning any harm. Granted, most of the time the quests are long dead, but still.
>>5623689I’ve read the chat and the posts from the QM themselves. It’s definitely a case of rent free. You hate to see it!
>>5623689>The truest early warning sign of an approaching Mary Sue.The classic Donut Steel trait.>most of the time the quests are long deadGenuinely miss Saffron. It was a silly little quest. Can't even remember the name of it.>>5623691rip
>>5623691I haven't looked, not taking the time to figure that site I don't read out. Just like that other one with the alien mascot.>>5623693True.Yes, same here. But that qm and their MC had potential, despite Saff being a part demon part kai.
>>5623693oh, it was Another Dragon Ball Quest or something. that qm went to akun before dropping off the face of the earth
>>5623697Ironically, I found Akun to be the harder of the two to get started on. If you’re not a known face there and aren’t writing smut, readership and participation will be low for a long time.Conversely, starting a quest on /qst/ seems to have a much better initial turnout, provided the writing is even halfway decent and the premise is good.
>>5623242That'll do Uncle Ben, that'll do
Just had a random scary thought related to this quest: When we fought Buu, Guldo was Buu's first target to turn into candy and consume, right? And Guldo's signature ability is to stop time for as long as he can hold his breath. What would happen if something like Buu, who has no need to breathe, got ahold of his power? Did he know?
>>5623978>What would happen if something like Buu, who has no need to breathe, got ahold of his power?Presumably the same thing as Dio hypothetically reaching his full potential and just stopping time indefinitely until Chronoa steps in.
>>5623654I couldn't even figure out how to start reading the obvious shitpost, the format hurt to look at.
>>5623691You mean that text box beside the "story"? I didn't see anything mentioning us.
>>5623978I don't think he knew, he just went for the smallest thing he could fit in his mouth.
>>5624107>starting with the appetizers firstAnd here I was calling him stupid.
>>5624113I didn't even see that line, where was that?
>>5624113meant to reply to >>5624111
>>5624115Ah, fair enough.>>5624113Yeah, its Buu, fatty has the brain of a toddler.
>>5623697Was a real shame, could have gone places.>>5623709I've not gone nor will I, hopefully.>>5623746Ha, nice.>>5623978It would have been rough for most everyone, leaving only Karn and Chilli of those present able to fight him.>>5624082She would have too, had Karn and Chilli failed. But wouldn't show without overwhelming support.>>5624113Ha
>>5623615You watch as the larger you, covered in injuries and blood, snarling as it charges you. But you remain calm, taking a focusing breath and wait for it to get close. But as it does, drawing back a right to swing, you also draw back your right. Not consciously, your arm moved before you were even ready to defend yourself, you wondering for a moment what's happening. But then realize that you're no longer smaller than that raging soul, and with a fierce battle cry swing your right with all your might.“HRRRRRYAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, putting your full power into the swing.“GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” the Berserker Soul bellows, your fists smashing together with world-shattering force. Then, almost in perfect sync, you both pull your rights back and swinging with your lefts. You match blows with this angry soul for what feels like hours but was probably no more than a minute before he tries grabbing you. So, you reach out, grabbing his hands with your own and turning it to a contest of power. Which, after a few moments, you realize was a terrible idea. Without the power of a Berserker Soul yourself, he quickly starts overwhelming you. Pushing you back while twisting your hands and wrists, torquing them near the breaking point. So, in a moment of near-desperation you swing with your head, slamming your forehead into the other you's nose, shattering it. “GRRYAAAH!!”In response to having his nose broken, which is clearly not the first time for that timeline's you, you immediately take advantage of the opening by flying back, getting some distance between you before he can grab you again.But what now? How do you fight this stronger version of yourself?>Use your anger and attack, overpower the Berserker Soul's anger with your own>Activate your Energy Body and defend, see if his power can keep his offense going long enough to overcome your heavy defenses>Keep your distance, use your ranged attacks to wear him down>Rush in but focus on your Su Ma technique, dodging the Berserker's wild swings>Other(write in)
>>5624305>Rush in but focus on your Su Ma technique, dodging the Berserker's wild swings
>>5624305>Focus your anger and use Dejim So to counter your alternate self, using Death Beams to hit his joints between countersWe hate but we are one with it.
>>5624305>Rush in but focus on your Su Ma technique, dodging the Berserker's wild swingsRage is but a single tool in the arsenal of any proper Sith. To fall totally and completely to it is to lose sight of one's self, and thus, lose everything.
>>5624320After thinking about it for a moment, you're probably right in thinking Djem-So is the better option right now.While we don't have any advantages in size or strength, it's still our most polished style and built on exploiting openings (which this angry motherfucker definitely has).>>5624322>>5624305>Focus your anger and use Dejim So to counter your alternate self, using Death Beams to hit his joints between countersSwitching to this, we gotta break him down like a chicken.
>>5624331Wrathful problems require ragefull solutions.
>>5624333Berserk green and trips, with 3 being a fun number because its Karn, OG Karn post Berserk God Possession, and the current Berserk God. ITS A SIGN!
Posting the unofficial Berserker 3 theme for posterityhttps://youtu.be/cnwOpLBg8DQ
>>5624305>Focus your anger and use Dejim So to counter your alternate self, using Death Beams to hit his joints between counters
>>5624319>>5624320>>5624322>>5624331>>5624334>>5624359Write in Djem So with Death Beams wins it, good luck. Roll me a 4d100.First DC: 70Second DC: 80Third DC: 45Fourth DC: 50
Rolled 79, 69, 70, 45 = 263 (4d100)>>5624361Gotta BELIEVE
Rolled 25, 7, 78, 56 = 166 (4d100)>>5624361
Rolled 84, 30, 10, 90 = 214 (4d100)>>5624361
>>5624363>>5624374>>562438184/100, 69/100, 78/100, 90/100. Most impressive, but the Berserker Soul isn't all bark. Writing.
>>5624305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmH_wUt2o6gBut as you retake your fighting stance in this empty realm, you suddenly have a thought. A revelation: why are YOU afraid of this thing? Sure it's stronger than you, but so have a lot of things. You're not going to back down just because it LOOKS like a stronger you! You're going to do what you do best; take the fight to your enemy and break them!“HOOORRAAAAAAA!!” you roar, emerald aura blazing up as you blast forward, ready to tear this Berserker Soul down. Which seemingly catches it by surprise, not immediately launching its own attack as well. Which lets you close the distance, slamming a powerful heavy right square into the Berserker's guard. With the power discrepancy you aren't able to simply bulldoze your foe's defenses, drawing your right back and swinging your left in a wide hook. Your fist smashes into the “X” formed by the other you's crossed arms, budging his guard sideways a bit but still not strong enough to break through. You need more if you want to break through, to smash aside this stronger foe's guard. Luckily for you, you have just the trick.“HAAAAA!!” you bellow, charging up a Ki Punch in your right as you go for an uppercut. Once again your fist slams into the point of contact between that larger being's crossed arms, but this time the explosion of your ki does it! Your blast, combined with your punch breaks through the bigger fighter's guard, throwing his hands into the air as your fist rises, triumphant. But you're not done yet, opening your right hand you fire off a beam, letting the recoil drive your right elbow down square into the Berserker Soul's nose!“GAAAAH!” it exclaims, hands instinctively going for the pain. Leaving his body wide open. As he arcs backwards, hands on his face, you twist your body. Throwing your entire weight into a heavy, Ki Punch empowered left square into his stomach. But as your hit lands true, energy exploding, suddenly you feel a tremendous pressure around your head! Only to realize that he'd GRABBED you as you attacked, leaving himself open only to catch you. “HRRRRAAAAAAAA!!”With a mighty roar he retaliates, firing a massive left into your guts that sends you soaring. The powerful blow broke something, leaving you coughing up blood as you tumble through the dark, empty expanse.“D-Dammit!” you mutter, flipping and orienting yourself back on the Berserker as he closes the distance. You can beat him, but won't do it through overwhelming aggression. You have to play this smarter.cont
>>5624440“RRRRAAAAAAAA!!” the Berserker Soul bellows, swinging down at you with a wild right hook. You see the attack coming and lunge into it, catching his right forearm with your left while bracing your own forearm with your opposite hand. Slamming your entire weight into his attack doesn't rebound his blow, but stops it enough to shock the other you. Giving you the opening you need, quickly focusing your ki behind your eyes and unleashing your Eye Beams! Not at his face, not trying to kill him. Which you know you lack the power to do. But instead fire both beams directly at the inside of his right elbow. “GRRAAAAH!”Your attack strikes true, the Berserker Soul bellowing and recoiling from the sudden pain. Your attack doesn't pierce clean through him, but as he pulls his arm back you do see two bloody, scorched holes in his arm. You can do this!“GRRRYAAAAAA!!” he roars angrily, following up his right with a straight left, forcing you to block it with an “X” guard. Taking his attack on the point of intersection, you allow the force of his blow to knock you backwards, flipping back in the void air. Allowing you to retaliate with a right kick to the underside of his arm, knocking his arm straight up over his head before he can recover. And once again focus your ki, firing twinned beams from your eyes into his joint. “Guyaaah!?”It's working, you can tell he's in pain as he draws his left back, growling then firing a massive wave of ki from his right hand. But you were ready, twisting your body clockwise and flying back, narrowly avoiding the destructive blast.It's working, so far. But what do you do now?>Rush in and keep up the Djem So and Eye Beams, don't give him a moment's rest until he cracks under the pressure>Stay more on the defensive, wait for him to come to you and counter him defensively with the Djem So Eye Beams>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down>Keep your distance now, use your lower powered but rain lethal attacks down on him like your Eye Beams and Energy Javelins>Other(write in)
>>5624441>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him downHe's stupid, but not THAT stupid. We gotta switch things up a little before he can adjust.
>>5624441>>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down
>>5624441>Switch tactics, use Djem So to close the distance and stab with Energy JavelinsPeel this fucker like we did to Vegeta's arm..
>>5624441>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him downLets cut to the chase (^:
>>5624441>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down
>>5624443>>5624449>>5624454>>5624455>>5624463Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down wins unanimously. Roll me a 3d100.First DC: 70Second DC: 55Third DC: ??
Rolled 1, 54, 15 = 70 (3d100)>>5624470Let's see if Big Green can remember how to dodge
>>5624473Okay I deserve that
Rolled 55, 75, 78 = 208 (3d100)>>5624470
Rolled 53, 2, 24 = 79 (3d100)>>5624470>>5624473YAMERO!!!!
>>5624473You just HAD to talk shit, eh?
>>5624473>>5624476>>5624479CRIT FAIL/100, 75/100, 78/100. This will hurt, but... Well you'll see. Writing.
I'm actually not to broken up about the crit fail. It'd be a little anticlimactic if we styled on him the entire time again.
>>5624488You fucking pointless dramafag
Anyone getting a weird two hour time difference on the posts time stamps?
>>5624492I think you forgot to update the thread
>>5624490Keep in mind I don't intentionally pick bad options or pray for bad dice. I just try and take things as they come rather than eat a gun every time something bad happens.
Oh no, he punched us in the dick so hard we're now permanently impotent. No more kids. No more banging. The tragedy.
>>5624493I updated the thread i just looked away for one minuet and crit fail was the first to show up before I could roll.Then the other two happened.
>>5624495NOT THE ANDROID 13 TECHNIQUE!
>>5624495>>5624507>implying that The Dragon would be that easy to break>>5624506/qst/ is just like that, sometimes it takes it a minute to load all the messages that were sent in a short period of time. I think its because of how naturally slow it is
>>5624512I guess, but everyones time stamps are reading as two hours behind my timezone.
>>5624441As you fly away from the Berserker Soul's massive beam, you decide to switch tactics and focus your ki into both hands, quickly forming your two handed Super Energy Blade. Your ki hardens into a weapon of war, gleaming bright as your foe ends his attack, staring at you.“GWRRRRROOOOOAAAAAAARR!!” he roars, then throws his head back and bellowing out in challenge, pounding on his chest in a primal call to violence. To which you respond in kind, roaring as your charge towards him.“HRRRAAAAAAA!!” you bellow, drawing the weapon back overhead as you move, readying Djem So's deadliest attack, called Falling Avalanche. Using the full power of your arms, back, shoulders, everything, you drop down on the larger Saiyan, throwing your full power into a devastating chop. But as you do, he reaches out, catching your blade!“Wh-What?!” you exclaim in shock, jaw dropping as blood drips down his left hand, the Berserker Soul snarling at you. Too stunned to move, you can only watch as he reaches up with his right, snapping off a good foot or two of the blade with his other hand. And just as you realize what's about to happen, he snarls and drives the broken end of the blade up into your guts! “Gyuuh!?”“HRRRAAAAAA!!” the Berserker Soul bellows in your face, returning the earlier favor by slamming his forehead into your nose, shattering it before drawing his right fist black, punching you hard enough in the face to break a planet. You cry out in pain as you're sent flying back, barely clinging onto consciousness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17rpm63gm-4“D-Dammit...” you mutter, feeling your eyes drifting shut against your will. Everything hurts, but if you close your eyes and just drift away then it will all be over. It could just be over.“What are you doing?” calls a familiar voice in your mind, suddenly you see a hazy figure floating over you, arms crossed looking down on you. Just like Tatsu would do during trainings when you were young. “Is this is? Is this all you've got?”“Ta-tsu?” you mutter, knowing your old man couldn't be here. And he didn't still have all his limbs like this vision does. But you blink, then your eyes go wide in shock as you see not your old man, but.... You?cont
>>5624582“You're not seriously going to allow this monster to take your body, to rampage freely across your home will you?” this strange other you asks, an angry note to his tone as he stares down at the shape you're in. “If I could beat this thing, then so can you! Now stop laying around and Get! UP! Your family needs you Karn, move!”This other you's words stir something down deep, deeper than any power you've felt before. Even deeper than the power you'd had temporarily unlocked by that fifth-dimensional bastard, down in the deepest parts of your very soul. And with a roar, you let it all out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCoMcv1OiZQ“GRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” you roar, letting go of everything and unleashing that power deep within. Emerald aura explodes out from within you, blazing wildly and actually knocking the Berserker Soul back from the raw force of it. Your injuries no longer matter, nothing matters except the shattered emerald blade in your right hand, and the foe before you. This ends now. “DRRRYAAAAAAAA!!”“GRRROOOOAAAAAARR!!” your foe roars, again charging straight for you. You also blitz forward, now moving at incredible speeds. Far faster than you've ever moved before, moving so fast that before you know it you're already to your foe, driving the shattered Super Energy Blade straight into the left side of his chest with one hand, holding the blade in a reverse grip with your right hand. “Goooaaah?”He looks stunned, staring from your weapon to you in complete disbelief. Then, to your surprise, more emerald light begins emanating from the wound in his chest. Cracks of that same light begin spreading from the wound across his chest and down his arm, which breaks off after a couple seconds. His arm turns entirely to emerald light, which surges into you. You feel the rush of power, of the strength beyond and Ascended Saiyan surging through you, your eyes suddenly snapping open. Bringing you back to your own world.>Roll me a 1d155
Rolled 8 (1d155)>>5624582>But as you do, he reaches out, catching your blade!Stealing that for the next Boi encounter.>>5624586Rolling!
>>5624589Alright obviously I did something to get on the dice's bad side, if only I could remember what.
Rolled 105 (1d155)>>5624586
Rolled 152 (1d155)>>5624586
>>5624589>>5624591>>5624592152/155, a damn near perfect roll. Your base powerlevel is now 546 million, writing.
>>5624591Thank you my King.>>5624592My eternal gratitude most gracious Emperor.
>>5624596>that spoilerDid we do it? Do we have full access now? Or do we need to do the ritual and THEN beat it?
>>5624596>SpoilerOh God, this is getting juicy....is it weird i kinda want it to be 545 instead of 546?
>>5624607>Did we do it? Do we have full access now?HA! No, you just weakened it. Which is good news, should something else force you to take that level once again before Beerus arrives.>>5624617Ha
>>5624586“Daddy? Daddy are you okay?” a blurry face asks, you blinking a couple times to help you to focus. As your eyes clear you see your daughter Okira looking down at you worriedly, Ubo over her shoulder also looking on concerned. “Daddy?”“H-hey kiddo.” you say, taking a moment to slowly move your fingers, toes, everything you can while laying down to make sure nothing's broken. Okira leaps down onto you, crying while wrapping her hands around your neck, holding you tight. Gingerly you reach up, patting her on the back as you look up to Ubo. “What happened?”“Well, you just kinda...Collapsed.” he says, looking worriedly to you. “After that little bastard was gone, you started talking to yourself for a second or two, then just...fell over. I ran over to your side, rolling you over and checked your pulse before Okira rushed back over.”“Uh huh. After the bad guy disappeared, I somehow went right back into bed!” she says, frowning a bit. “Was that magic?”“Yes, that creature used magic.” Ubo tells her. “But fortunately we're safe now. Your dad got him.”“I hope so.” you say, but in your guts you have a feeling that this won't be the last time you encounter that monster. But as you sit there, thinking of how you'll battle the malicious monster next time, suddenly one of your ship's crewmen runs out, looking around wildly until he sees you.“General Karn, General Karn!” he calls, running over. “Are you alright?”“Yeah, I'm fine.” you reply, holding Okira to you with one hand while accepting Ubo's offered right with your right, letting him haul you up to your feet. “What's wrong?”“You've got an urgent call, from Lord Freeza. And Vox.” he says, you sighing out as you mentally prepare yourself for the conversation you know is coming next.“Lead the way.” you tell him, following your man back up and into your ship. No need to put things off, may as well take this problem head on now.-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 paused-
>>5624672And that's it for this weekend, everyone enjoy the episode? Enjoy your april fools surprise? Curious how things will progress from here, what will happen at King Cold's, and what effects the fifth-dimensional meddler's influence will have? Find out some of these answers and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
I'm sure Frieza will understand when we explain that we were fighting something that treated a black hole like a mild inconvenience.Vox on the other hand...well, we ARE on Namek after all. Might as well put those lizard spheres to use.
>tfw the entire universe felt karn go biggest green and absolutely shit on his 5th dimensional dipshittery>vox probably caught it on camera, because of course he did>tfw this was probably so shenanigans it ended up on godtube
>>5624678We were gonna bring krypton back and it's people, and watch shit genuinely get stupid, for Ubo, because he's a bro and this could genuinely get entertaining that way.
>>5624672The shenanigoons must be shitting bricks seeing us reach Beerus levels now.
>>5624674What was Whis's reaction when he sensed all this bullshit?
>>5624692We give Ubo a reason to understand our Daddly wrath, ostensibly via Supergirl.
>>5624692I mean, at this point it'd be doing everybody a service now that Majin Buu is gone.Besides, Porunga has 3 wishes, so we'd still have one left over after fixing our latest accidental smiting of the heavens.Maybe we can just bank it and hope his recharge time is shortened.
>>5624699I think we have to use the charges, though I don't know for sure.
>>5624699nah we have 3 full wishes that would be used:1. unfuck shaar and the area we black holed2. bring back krypton3. revive its peoplethats how it works generally.
>>5624700I have no idea what we'd ask for though.We could just let the Grand Elder take the last wish, or ask one of friends that's acquainted with the Namekians if they want anything.This is all assuming Ubo doesn't use two wishes or that the removal of the singularity doesn't cost an extra wish when restoring the planet.
>>5624672We already need one planet brought back, a second one and the equipment lost on it should be fine.
>>5624706>3. revive its peopleProunga can't do that, though. It can only revive one at a time, right?
>>5624706I don't think we can revive the Kryptonians, not through wishes anyways.They've been dead for decades and probably got reincarnated already.We COULD ask to have that miniature city in Superman's care restored, but we don't know about that in-character.
>>5624711>the singularity....I am kinda hoping that just kinda peters out, but we won't be that lucky.>>5624717This, we need to use the last wish to find something that can do that, likely showing us Earth and the Dragonballs there. Which will be a very pleasant road trip all things considered.
>>5624717they literally can upgrade the balls and do it whenever they want though, it's a matter of them just doing it, even then we might be able to DDF wish it if it's really needed idk, we did say we would at least bring the planet back if nothing else right before mr. M showed up and fucked things up.
>>5624720This is all moot anyways, we still need to introduce him to Superman
>>5624678Oh yes, Vox certainly saw everything. Including from space with an orbital camera satellite. Until it was ALSO sucked in. The lines on the space maps will have to be redrawn, star travel courses changed to accommodate the new hazard. Luckily it was in the shadow sector, where there isn’t much traffic aside from Dreadzone, but it will be an inconvenience.You’re not CURRENTLY on Namek, as you’re still on New Salda.>>5624686Kars was absolutely shocked by Karn’s power, having thought the flicker of it he felt when Freeza shattered through SKoT’s barrier was a fluke. Whis is, well not worried, but not feeling it to be irrelevant. Somewhere in the middle.>>5624692You can still ask to bring back Krypton, but Ubo may have a different plan once Elder Guru tells you all the limits.>>5624693>beerus levelsNot quite yet.>>5624694A sigh, after seeing it was due to a fifth dimensional interloper. He has reported Mr Mxyzptlk to his own dimension’s authorities, not being a third dimensional being himself and growing tired of his “games”.>>5624697Hwut?>>5624699Might be a good idea to bring up with Vox, that you’re seeking magical solutions to restoring his broken planet.>>5624717Yes. But IC you don’t know that.>>5624720Yes, also OOC knowledge
>>5624726Porunga's balls specifically cant, we need Earth's balls, which we can then upgrade and use.
>>5624724We just ripped reality a new asshole with enough strength to (maybe) kill Beerus.It's probably not going anywhere.
>>5624731>Might be a good idea to bring up with Vox, that you’re seeking magical solutions to restoring his broken planet.Of course. Also uh...you still have the other name on big man.
>>5624737i think he knows.
>>5624731>HwutGetting Ubo set up with meeting Supergirl, or Powergirl if she's around.>Kars was absolutely shocked by Karn’s power, having thought the flicker of it he felt when Freeza shattered through SKoT’s barrier was a fluke. Whis is, well not worried, but not feeling it to be irrelevant. Somewhere in the middle.Angel boy noticing at all is a big step.>You can still ask to bring back Krypton, but Ubo may have a different plan once Elder Guru tells you all the limits.That's fine, and we'll tell him that so long as it doesn't threaten New Salda or throwing the galaxy to chaos, we'll help him all the way.>A sigh, after seeing it was due to a fifth dimensional interloper. He has reported Mr Mxyzptlk to his own dimension’s authorities, not being a third dimensional being himself and growing tired of his “games”.So he's doing his job? Bought fucking time.>Might be a good idea to bring up with Vox, that you’re seeking magical solutions to restoring his broken planet.One way or another a few planets are being brought back.>>5624735Riiight, so that is a wish for next year....
>>5624731I'll never not get a kick out of a Kryptonian wanting Krypton back when the planet itself pretty much made them all helpless babies.
>>5624753The planet isn't as important as what is represents to him, and by extension, his race.It was their home, and nothing can really replace that. Not to mention it was stolen from them alongside their culture and lives on the perceived whims of a careless monster.
>>5624735No, not quite. He could survive that attack.>>5624737Fucking hell, get out of my phone you little shit! It better not default to his name every single time.>>5624738I was unaware, as I shut off the pc and went to mobile.>>5624740Ah.Kind of hard NOT to notice the mortal realm trembling. And the Cardinal Kai’s shitting themselves asking him to wake Beerus to handle the threat.>>5624753But it was THEIRS. Especially if it can be moved to a different star system, once restored…>>5624756Exactly
>>5624758So, if Kal-El was sent off by Jor-El in an effort to spare him from Krypton's destruction, does that imply Jor-El was aware of Cold's intentions at the time?Did they ever speak to each other?
>>5624758>Wake Beerus to handle the threat>Handle the threatBitches wouldn't feel threatened if they were doing the right thing.>But it was THEIRS. Especially if it can be moved to a different star system, once restored…That brings me an idea....when we bring them back, Freeza can hire them as planet towers to resolve territory disputes. No more planet popping necessary.
>>5624767>Jor-El was the Bardock of KryptonIt fits what with him being a brilliant scientist as well.
>>5624771>inb4 Bardock has been going to community college this entire time instead of training
>>5624770nah this time i don't blame the kais, shit from the 5th dimension should be above even the supreme kai, let alone the normal ones, thats the type of things that should be in zeno's wheelhouse if anything.
>>5624774He can learn and lift at the same time if Gine is holding the books for him.>>5624780....we all know its not the gremlin they were talking about.
>>5624781He's got a tail, no book-wife required.
>>5624780>Implying Zeno isn't from the fifth dimension himselfIt would certainly explain his retardation and obscene power.
>>5624785Book wife is good for relaxing on the bench. Ask Meloka.
>>5624758Hey, if we asked Raven to teach us how to read, would that conflict with our schedule much at all?
>>5624801We know how to read, Anon.
>>5624826Well obviously Karn knows how to read numbers and can recognize certain words, but given the abysmal education a Saiyan of his generation would have received, I'm not sure he can read properly.Doesn't hurt to clarify I guess.
>>5624829We know enough to parse out comments in Chaya's streams when we come on to guest star from time to time.
>>5624767He was a leading scientist on Krypton, he would have at least known of King Cold.>>5624770A massive wellspring of anti-YOU energy just exploded into being the realms under your domain. Wouldn't you panic as well.>>5624780No, this is for the fifth dimension's authorities to handle.>>5624781Yes, they were far more worried about Karn.>>5624791Beings like the Angels aren't from the third dimension at least.>>5624801You already know how, just aren't highly proficient. You know enough to read the names of planets, people and know numbers, but aren't going into literature or math above multiplication or fractions.>>5624829True, knowing limits always helps.
>>5624837>A massive wellspring of anti-YOU energy just exploded into being the realms under your domain. Wouldn't you panic as well.The punks wouldn't have to panic if they didn't go out of their way to earn it.>Yes, they were far more worried about Karn.Called it>You already know how, just aren't highly proficient. You know enough to read the names of planets, people and know numbers, but aren't going into literature or math above multiplication or fractions.Karn knows enough to know when someone is saying weird shit too Chaya during livestreams
>>5624837So something to pursue on our own time then I guess.I only ask because I want an excuse to spend time with Okira that isn't just training her or dealing with her Stand related problems.
>>5624845After this I think we can justify bringing her along with us for a bit while we hang out with uncle Ubo.
>>5624837>A massive wellspring of anti-YOU energy just exploded into being the realms under your domain. Wouldn't you panic as well.No. Pic related.
>>5624596does that include the zenkai from the back to back goku/vegeta fight.
>>5624856Yeah, if she's already up we might as well make it a field trip to Uncle Cold's house.
>>5624596More than halfway to 1 bil in base.
>>5624889It's been a long time coming, hasn't it?Not even 25 years ago Karn was sitting at a little over 2K at best.Now his consistent output is somewhere around 325 billion, with a theoretical max of approximately 1.3 trillion.Yes, you read that correctly. 1.3 TRILLION. With a "T".
>>5624894Starter Karn wouldn't even recognize current Karn. It'd be a hell of a wakeup call.
>>5624894Reaching that level in ~25 years is pretty insane, and hard earned too. And even then his children aren't THAT far behind, or atleast some of them. kinda wishing Chilli hit the gym a little more often, but taking care of his infant daughter and the planet is a lot of hard work, and he prefers honing his magical prowess anyway.
Wait....I just had a thought, to get the Karn we have currently, Karn had to wish his Stand to find another Karn host....if we get a second Stand, and it starts at DDF, I propose sending THAT Stand too another Karn with all the info we have now.
>>5624915While true, I don't want our boy getting complacent while being the strongest on his planet.
>>5624913What would Current Karn say to his past self? To always fight for those he cares for? Triple check a potato's corpse? Make sure that you know what your crew's voices sound like? Crush purple fruits on sight? Remember to tell your son that you love him? Get a back therapy insurance plan?
Also I just remembered we had a spoiler epilogue of the gremlin godthing where we sent him to stay in the void timeline with Berserk God and accidentally turning him into a replacement timeline that undid Pink bitches annihilation just so he'd calm the fuck down for a bit.>>5624927Yes
>>5624927when Meloka gets super Saiyan 3 only have sex while in your own super Saiyan form.
>>5624945Make sure Meloka can normalize SS3 before getting pregnant in that form.
>>5624841>The punks wouldn't have to panic if they didn't go out of their way to earn it.Most of the Cardinal Kais have no idea who you are.>>5624845Possible.>>5624856Yes.>>5624868You're also NOT a Kai.>>5624873Yes, was the total zenkia. Why I didn't call for it before, knowing how the start of this episode could go.>>5624889Yes.>>5624915Yes, Karn's been through a lot of hell to get here.>spoilerHis magical skill is quite far beyond his physical prowess.>>5624917You'll have to wait and see what happens.>>5624945Ha.>>5624949Oof.
>>5624931is this a patreon epilogue, cause i don't know this one,
>>5624995>You're also NOT a Kai.Evidence? Ningen shouldn't say things so carelessly.
>>5624997No, it was from way back during the first few chapters when we were doing time breaker stuff after getting Berserk form.>>5624995>Most of the Cardinal Kais have no idea who you are.Just the motherfucker that stopped Buu, nobody special, only the mortal that did they're fucking job for them.>Possible.>Yes.Father, uncle, daughter roadtrip lets fookin goooo>You're also NOT a Kai.Second verse, same as the first, they fucked around not doing their job, they can find out.>His magical skill is quite far beyond his physical prowess.Which is great, happy for him, but still not an excuse when he can hone his body to the same level of effectiveness.>Oof.I want the next timeline to have one more child in it.
>>5625050Anon, your assuming that Supreme Dipshit told the Kais Buu was stopped and most of the Kais don't even know we exist since we don't live in their section of Universe 7.Like I get Kai-Begone is a theme in this quest but the Cardinal Kai are some of the few who don't deserve the sass.
>>5625067True, counterpoint, we don't know them in character and if they are paying that little attention to what is going on then the only good Gods are Jergal, and the Moon guy Caulifla works with.
>>5625067Yeah for the most part the Cardinal Kai seem to be doing their job as expected.North Kai at the very least seems as informed as a Kai should be, but I suppose that comes with the luxury of having a relatively smaller area under his jurisdiction than Shin.
>>5625044Evidence is you're here.>>5625050I said MOST, but that doesn't include the one whose territory you live in and watched the whole Batlle of Namek unfold.>Second verse, same as the first, they fucked around not doing their job, they can find out.But they do. Their jobs are to observe the mortal realm, NOT directly interfere.>>5625078True. And isn't responsible for directly interfering either.
>>5625096>But they do. Their jobs are to observe the mortal realm, NOT directly interfere.Then they can continue to watch as the big green man comes to knock on their doors and culturally enrich them....wait....that's why Freeza is actually black....
>>5625096On the topic of the Kais, are any of them old enough to actually remember who Old Kai is?If I had to pick one, it'd be Grand Kai, right?
>>5625102C'mon, low tier anon. 2/10, at best.>>5625115None of the living Kai of Universe 7 are old enough.
>>5625130Low tier like a filthy Ningen out here, smells like Godling in this hood.
>>5625096Did the original Karn also accept Bane's offer back in the day?
So, official media has settled on treating Piccolo's Ultimate Form as its own variant of Potential Unleashed following the Unlock Potential Path and calling it Power Awakening. So hope isn't lost yet, but that's only if GD wants to take that nugget of information from what Xenoverse cemented on.
>>5625132This made me think of Low Tier Kai. Constantly telling the filthy ningen's that they should kill themselves NOW
>>5625742Well, considering the only Namakian we really talk too is Nail, and Guru, kinda Dende. It won't really be relevant to us.>>5625841Zamasu take off that alt name and get out of Chaya's live stream, faggot.
>>5626013I mean don't necessary need to go that route but someone could work hard to achive their own Ultimate Forn/Potential Unleashed state without having to suck up to Elder Kai thanks to Xenoverse reafirming what Super Hero established. But again, that's entirely if GD wants to acknowledge and impliment that possibility.
>>5625605Quite possibly. It's impossible to know for certain.>>5625742>Power AwakeningGetting quite literal with it, aren't we? At least we know what Granolah/Gas will have in Xenoverse2's 49th character dlc in four more years.>>5626013Who knows? It may become relevant one day.>>5626013Zamasu in your timeline is currently unaware of the goings on in Universe 7.>>5626015Someone unlocking their own form is usually possible, especially in a shonen setting. Who knows who you could potentially be a descendant of? As for Karn we do know, at least a little, but for other people could be anyone. Could even be ninja jesus.
>>5626047>Granolah and GasAh right I forgot about those numbskulls. And while you might be right, Toyo already disproven that naming scheme by going with "Dragon Ball Enhancement" when explaining his Instinct Unleashed and Awakened State. But marketing may still go with PA just for consistency. Either way, I guess those two further proves my theory is correct.
>>5626047by the way how is King Piccolo doing has he conquering the earth without goku their to stop him.
>>5626047>Zamasu in your timeline is currently unaware of the goings on in Universe 7.Hoo boo that won't last long.>Could even be ninja jesus.Ninja Jesus of the fucking Moon people, bow too your lord ninja cuck....Naruto is aids, can we set it on fire?
>>5626059Toyo and Tori aren't in whole agreement on certain things, so I'll wait until it's 'official' and widespread. But it will be interesting to see unfold.>>5626073The Red Ribbon Army is in shambles, Master Roshi and Gohan are dead, along with Master Shen. Krillin and Tien have put aside their differences, training in solitude to avenge their masters one day.Dr. Gero and Vomi have commandeered what was left of the Red Ribbon army and went underground, devoted to android research in the hopes to one day avenge their son, killed by King Piccolo.
>>5626116For Piccolo's end its already is, but for Gas and Granolah then yeah that's a fair point to wait on. Anywho what happend to bulma and yamcha
>>5626116When has official ever stopped anything here?>Krillin and Tien have put aside their differences, training in solitude to avenge their masters one day.>Dr. Gero and Vomi have commandeered what was left of the Red Ribbon army and went underground, devoted to android research in the hopes to one day avenge their son, killed by King Piccolo.I assume Yamcha is dead in the dessert right now? And Bulma is shot somewhere in a ditch? How much shit could we cause if we got the Dragonballs from their world to help bring back Ubo's people?
>>5626116did king piccolo absorb kami like in that one xenoverse timeline?
>>5626116Damn. Sounds dire for them right now. Either no saiyan babies were sent to Earth or they got killed for not having Goku's plot armor. I hate that said armor is actual fucking canon now, jfc
>>5626164If it makes you feel better pretty much everyone hates that wish and basically that arc as well
>>5626164>>5626166I doubt how effective it actually was. Raditz didn't get shit, yet Raditz was part of that wish. And then both of them die to a Namekian! You know what I think? I think that Dragon is actually racist against Saiyans.
MEANWHILE AT THE TIME NEST...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjy1bV7ayY0
>>5626164>>5626166>>5626172Wait, I didn't actually see what they said, Goku having plot armor is literal canon?
>>5626189I wonder if he is part shrub sometimes, and just makes his own oxygen
>>5626219Obviously he's taking in air through his asshole.How else would he survive with his head up there all the time?
>>5626217Monaito uses his Dragon Balls to try to send Bardock back home, Bardock tells him to fuck off because he ain't done beating the shit out of Gas the pissbaby. Monaito asks if he has any other wish, Bardock vaguely wishes for his sons to grow up well. It's interpreted as a reason Goku has plot armor in Dragon Ball, though doesn't explain Raditz, who dies to Piccolo and never comes back in any significant way.Because the Dragon is racist, I say.
>>5626217Some Namekian made a wish for Bardock's children to survive Planet Vegeta's destruction, thus kinda invalidating the thematic significance of Bardock's singular act of selflessness blossoming into the defeat of Frieza despite the overwhelming odds against him and his progeny.Watch this scene and know that it's fucking pointless now thanks to Toyotaro; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFl4Smo_Y5g
>>5626226Meh, honestly sounds pretty damn Jewed.
>>5626222They hate Tien, its not a secret they're racist.
>>5626226It's why even the most diehard of Toyo's supporters turned their back on him and joined the rest of us who treat his manga as non-canon trash.
>>5626238It's one of those mind-bogglingly stupid retcons that makes me wonder if the people in charge have basic media literacy or even read the fucking story.Like in 40K, when they retconned Ollanius Pius to be some super badass Perpetual as opposed to just some random Guardsman, defeating the point of his entire character.
>>5626241At the very least, it's something that can be easily ignored. Given the fact that the manga directly contradicts Superhero in the most recent chapters, it makes it all the easier to treat it as a separate thing, filled with Toyo's headcanons
>>5626222Nah it's simple 1/3 Satan. They just forgot Bardock had two fucking kids. Those retards.
>>5626241To be fair not even Toriyama isn't immune since he made some dumbass comments and changes post EoZ. I think one the most infurating one has to be the interview where he says Goku doesn't understand what friendship is. Walking example of Death of the Author.
>>5626120Spoilers. Eventually going to do something with that storyline.>>5626127I’ll say Yamcha is still alive. And Bulma got Master Gohan who wasn’t crushed by giant feet to accompany her, mostly for his own amusement and to test his skill. What happened after, who knows?>>5626151Maybe>>5626164Saiyans weren’t seen as disposable anymore, not after getting depopulated.>>5626166Not sure if the wish was even actually made honestly.>>5626172But then it’d hate both of them.>>5626226With minus and DBS Broly that’s no longer canon, so take that how you will. OG Toei exclusive Bardock was best bardock.>>5626246Still haven’t watched the movie, what’s different?>>5626264Toriyama hates Dragonball, he doesn’t want it and wanted to work on other funnier manga. But it pays the bills
>>5626517>Krillin following after Hedo due to the prequel chapters and tailing the Nu-RRA only to job to Hachimaru the Bee>Gohan getting THESE HANDS by Piccolo despite having both arms free. His lack of training making less sense after Moro.>Pan's training coming from wanting to be a superhero thanks to Trunks and Goten than just liking how to fight. >Sargent Nuts and the rest of the Police Forces knows about the RRA revial and trying to get intel to bust them before they rise.
>>5626250Bardock didn't forget them, but the Dragon? Suspicious.>>5626517>>5626756Dont forget, Hedo knows (present) Trunks and has a personal vendetta against him for putting him in jail. That's the thing that really gets Hedo to team up with Magenta. In the movie he doesn't recognize BOI except as someone (possibly alien) wearing a Capsule Corp jacket.
>>5626756Well now I know what’s different from the movie to manga, what about the other way? Things the movie had(up to where it ended) that the manga didn’t?>>5626853Guess the hair color change from z to dbs really is canon, as Trunks was AT the Cell Games and on tv yet they somehow don’t recognize him?
QM UPDATEI will be taking Easter weekend off, so this episode won’t continue this weekend the 8th/9th, but will instead continue the weekend after of the 15th/16th. Last episode’s missing epilogue will be up this Thursday, followed by another next thursday before this one continues
>>5627280Easter celebrations with the family I assume?
>>5627280Happy Easter than bud, have fun
>>5627283Yes absolutely.>>5627288I’ll have something, might be fun. But they’re family gotta be there
>>5627352Sounds like fun, sucks they don't have the fun kind of tism to join us.
>>5627352Alright I got a stupid question for you.How does Karn stack up to Mr. Satan in terms of conventional hand-to-hand combat? (No fancy shit like ki blasts and flying)For context, I started questioning how much of Karn's overall "strength" is a result of his skill and experience and how much was just his powerlevel and innate ki projection giving him overwhelming advantages over most people.
>>5627355Everyone has fun differently.>>5627470This one isn't quite STUPID, just underestimating the champ. If we're just combining fighting experience and training, then surprisingly Mr. Satan (going off Cell Games era, before he started slacking hardcore after attaining hero status), was quite something by normal human standards. And according to his lore he was training since he was young in the Satan Dojo martial arts. The difference is the TYPE of training: Karn was learning how to survive whereas Satan was just learning how to fight. Two completely different mindsets.
>>5627099Ask me again in 7-8 months. The only real telling is the whole Camine Production thing being cut or at least glossed to the side but that's it.
>>5627487>This one isn't quite STUPID, just underestimating the champI wasn't underestimating the champ, hence why I asked.It was pretty apparent that despite being pitifully weak in comparison to demigods and monsters, Satan was actually a pretty competent martial artist and ridiculously strong (in his own right).If I didn't think he brought SOMETHING to the table, I wouldn't have brought him up.>The difference is the TYPE of training: Karn was learning how to survive whereas Satan was just learning how to fight. Two completely different mindsets.On that note, I believe Satan might be somewhat more skilled than Karn by virtue of when they started training under proper masters respectively.However, you are right to bring up the difference in mindset for a very good reason.All things made roughly equal, I'd personally still give despite the skill gap due to his attitude towards overwhelming odds and fighting in general.Very few things make Karn timid, and even fewer still would make him unwilling to fight entirely. In contrast, Satan just ain't got that dog in him.He might pick Karn apart and ruin his day, but he'll start to panic once Karn activates zombie mode and keeps coming.After that, it's a foregone conclusion, you just can't win against Karn when the morale maluses start stacking up. Just ask Trunks.
>>5627510>I'd personally still give it to Karn despiteGotta reread my fucking posts before I send em, jesus
>>5627506Neat. Yeah, waiting to find a decent rip with eng sub, then the fights in high quality>>5627510>If I didn't think he brought SOMETHING to the table, I wouldn't have brought him up.To be fair I wasn’t sure if it wasn’t a troll post. But yes he has a lifetime of building himself up right until Cell arrived.And yes skill and technical proficiency matter, but they’re secondary to determination and pain resistance. Especially if the fight’s stakes aren’t a title or prize money but living. Best irl example of a Karn-like fighting spirit in professional fighting in somewhat recent times was Matt Brown of the UFC.
>>5627523There's a 4k English sub out there for months. And I'm sure someone put the dub voices over it by now so there's literally no excuse not to watch it at this point
I have got to wonder what exactly humanity lacks genewise in comparison to the saiyans. They're genetically conpatible enough to crossbreed, and at first glance look so human that people who werent aware of the saiyans thought Goku was a human for his entire childhood and adolescence. And yet humans have no tails, they are too squishy for intense gravity, and have no capacity to go super saiyan, not even a super "human" equivalent. What exactly differed for them to be so much weaker in terms of strength? Do they just not try hard enough? There some dormant genes?
>>5627565Consider this:For every thing human Z-fighters had against them, they were able to match and surpass the average Saiyan within a year or so of intense training. Yamcha started Z weaker than some actual Saiyan toddlers, and jumped up to being stronger than Raditz by the time Vegeta and Nappa arrived. In Z canon, how many generations of Saiyans lived in the shadow of the fucking Tuffles before King Vegeta finally started his rebellion? A handful of humans and up stronger than a majority of the Saiyans who ever lived, a majority of Frieza's army by tenfold, even hundredfold. To say nothing of how their technology went from pre-spacetravel to surpassing Tuffle inventions in less than a generation, nothing they made, not Raichi's bullshit or even Baby, can compare to the ingenuity of Gero in a cave (with a box of scraps). Even if we've set the remaining Saiyans on the path to greatness in this quest, the humans punched well above their supposed weight class in canon. I suspect it's something born from lack of necessity that they seem to be lacking; they don't need to push themselves as hard, more often than not. But when push comes to shove, they innovate in ways that aliens and even Gods don't see coming.
>>5627588>For every thing human Z-fighters had against them, they were able to match and surpass the average Saiyan within a year or so of intense training.Counterpoint: Saiyans under a similar situation with the same regimen and devices as the Z crew back then would have surpassed them in strength. The Z-Fighters were given a year in advance warning to train for their lives, and had the benefits of Kami's tutelage for that year. The average saiyan lived in mudhuts and caves, then went to active war, and then were kneecapped by the Frieza Force IMMEDIATELY afterwards until they got boomed. Correct me if it got retconned, but Saiyans that got "too strong" were taken out back and put down like Old Space Yeller because of canon Freeza's fear of the Saiyans. I firmly believe that if Saiyans had the same leeway to grow stronger than the Z-Fighters, the humans would be blown out of the water.>To say nothing of how their technology went from pre-spacetravel to surpassing Tuffle inventions in less than a generation, nothing they made, not Raichi's bullshit or even Baby, can compare to the ingenuity of Gero in a cave (with a box of scraps).I want to say that Gero seems like a special case like a one in 300 million super genius, but Bulma and her father are *right there* too, as well as Dr. Hedo. I want to say that its some bizarre quirk if their families, but when I think about it, there is no demand for androids or bio-mechanical ones that can compete with planet busters. If there were such a demand, and therefore a motive to provide scientists with the tools necessary to meet that demand by the masses...Well, we've seen the Grey Empire and what they have done.>I suspect it's something born from lack of necessity that they seem to be lacking; they don't need to push themselves as hard, more often than not. But when push comes to shove, they innovate in ways that aliens and even Gods don't see coming.That is true. I wonder how many gods, deities, and other divine beings seethed when Cave Bulma made a time machine out of scrap metal, recycled glass, thumbtacks, paperclips, glue, string, and the last drops of Trunks's hopes & dreams.
>>5627650>Correct me if it got retconned, but Saiyans that got "too strong" were taken out back and put down like Old Space Yeller because of canon Freeza's fear of the Saiyans.It was never an actual, canonical thing until the immediate genocide. Frieza kept them on a tight leash, but never killed off the ones that were too strong. Bardock's squad for example got killed off coinciding with the final genocide in both versions of events.And the thing I was getting at was the canonical comparisons, humans adapted at an alarming rate and developed increases in strength that would be unheard of outside of zenkai boosts for most Saiyans before the genocide. Given similar resources Saiyans might come out stronger, absolutely, but it's also a fact that humans could reach far above those canonical levels in a very relatively short amount of time. They have potential closer to that of Saiyans than one might think given first glance.And even if Supergenius levels of innovation are rare among humans, the point is that a small handful of them outdid the damn Tuffles while in the harshest of conditions. Hundreds of years of smarts and supposedly superior intellect and the whole race of manlets gets outdone by those who haven't even mastered spaceflight yet.And on the note of Bulma, well, the Pink Bitch has her son on a short leash now, doesn't she? Even Beerus gets pissy over the idea. And then there's the ever-malding Zamasu, of course.
>>5627527I’ll have to look sometime.>>5627565Comparing the average Saiyans to humans comes down to environment. Earth was 1/10th of Planet Vegeta’s gravity, and a much more relatively safe world. Humans were stronger in the past before civilization advanced, see North Kai’s champion before Goku.>>5627588They have potential, but had no serious push to get stronger in modern times. Life’s easy.>>5627650Well we saw how Beerus dealt with it, once Zamasu was finished.>>5627674Just goes to show how important one’s environment is to developing their strength.
>>5627674You would be a manlet too if your gravity is 10x that of earth and evolution chose to make you more compact to handle it rather than buff your muscularity and skeleton structure like the saiyans
>>5627957>Comparing the average Saiyans to humans comes down to environment. Earth was 1/10th of Planet Vegeta’s gravity, and a much more relatively safe world. Humans were stronger in the past before civilization advanced, see North Kai’s champion before Goku.I just checked and wow, that really was just a human man. It makes sense though that humans aren't pushed as much as saiyans are, since unlike them they have no other competition besides themselves and don't have to deal with Space Jackass #687 trying to kill them all. The gravity thing though seems like the biggest factor, and species that explicitly live on planets with a higher gravity than Earth tend to be a lot stronger on average, like the Zoon people (PuiPui's race). I think I get it now. Had Earth been more of a death planet like Planet Vegeta which was pretty much on the way to being a dead world unable to support life, things could've been very different for the humans assuming they survived it. I guess they really don't try hard enough because they never had to.
>>5627980King Piccolo was the closest to that scenario so that theory holds some serious fruits. But let's not ignore the fact that Saiyans technically brought their own downfall with their homeworld Saldara/Salad. If they didn't fuck around and find out then they wouldn't have bum fucked it to the point they needed to flee to another planet and eventually claim it as their own. Then again, if Yamoshi wasn't such a no-fun mode bitch and actually made some real compromises if he wanted to change the Saiyan race then the shitstorm that follows wouldn't have happened either.
>>5628000>Yamoshi becomes a uncompromising shithead as soon as he gains access to Divine kithat tracks
>>5628009Divine power, not even once. Turns the most honest man into an asswipe twat. I shudder to imagine what Karn would be like if he embraced Divine Ki.
>>5628028>he doesn't remember the Berserker Karn vs God Karn vs Primal Karn epilogueSuffice it to say, God Karn was notably more arrogant than the others, but he also had stuff like Ultra Instinct to back up that mindset.
>>5627565>>5627588Because Saiyans are simply specialists, humans are like raving crackheads when under pressure, either so unbelievably unhinged that nobody, not even the humans in question will know what happens, or so psychologically brilliant in their mood they can achieve whatever goal is in front of them. Usually to the detriment of the nearby landscape, but still.
>>5628166A quote from a spacebound Jew;>"Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon.[...]"I'd say that Saiyans are much the same, though with a noticeably increased pension for reckless, aggressive, and anti-social behavior.That said, it could also be argued that for almost all of their recorded history, Saiyans have only existed in environments and social structures that either reward or necessitate that kind of behavior.If a race has only ever lived on hostile and untamed planets, it makes sense that they'd be markedly more "savage" than more developed races.
>>5628177I've made a comparison about this point way back as well, the everyone for themselves mentality has been so rooted in their peoples identity that Karn's family, and Bardock, Vegeta, Turles, ect, are the very first generation of Saiyans that live something approaching a average humans lifestyle. So that anti social, last one standing mentality and rearing is hitting a brick wall where its no longer needed. Thus every living Saiyan is no trying to fumble around without something too fight to the death against. It does point to them having a more specialized focus of ripping and tearing till safety is assured, but that makes humans real oddballs. Without the overwhelming pressure of constant danger, they STILL produce extremes that can be attainable if individuals move towards it enough, but the curve that can reach those heights is much steeper to account for the further extremes they can reach..
>>5628166>>5628177>>5628188What are these gets?
>>5627980Right? Olibu just being a guy who went toe to toe against Pikkon without being horrendously outclassed is quite something. Putting him ABOVE Freeza and King Cold in canon.Having to fight to survive versus fighting for fun or renown, one will clearly make you better. But the other no doubt has an objectively better life, ninety-nine times out of a hundred.>>5628000At least for the 'modern' day, and look at how strong that teacher's direct disciples were relative to the population. The problem is that nothing ELSE happened. If Raditz had never showed up, Goku and Piccolo wouldn't have dramatically powered up any further, and neither would have the rest of the cast. Their increase in power would have been incrementally linear, not exponential.True, only the weakest(mainly) of the species escaping their homeworld's destruction really set the Saiyans back, but on their new world with nothing physically stronger than themselves, they couldn't grow mightier.>>5628009>>5628028>>5628029Divine Ki does have that effect. Make sure to keep a close eye on Chaya.>>5628166>Usually to the detriment of the nearby landscape, but still.You mean to all nearby flora, fauna, settlements, geography, and even potentially weather patterns?>>5628177True. Only since New Salda, and even then, only AFTER the Covenant's complete defeat, have they had a stable, peaceful world to inhabit for years on end. Don't forget, it hasn't even been 20 years yet since Planet Vegeta bit the dust.>>5628188There is a marked difference between even those of Karn, Meloka, Tunnip, Leyas and Sarada, and even Bardock's generation to the Chaya, Kakarot, Broly generation. And some of the old guard don't know how to handle not being constantly watching their backs, fighting for survival.
>>5628208See, this is why I like the Death World idea even more.Besides the primary goal of it being a proving ground for successive generations of Saiyans, it also has the added benefit of letting the older generation spend their time in a more familiar environment as "Wardens".Though I guess the more obvious benefit there would be fatalities among Saiyan infants being kept to a strict minimum thanks to the watchful eyes of their predecessors.
>>5628208>You mean to all nearby flora, fauna, settlements, geography, and even potentially weather patterns?Well yeah.>Divine Ki does have that effect. Make sure to keep a close eye on Chaya.Oh damnit not again.>And some of the old guard don't know how to handle not being constantly watching their backs, fighting for survival.Drinking in reinforced dive bars to cope with not having someone try to blow you too bits is a big difference.
>>5628270We should probably ask Vegeta if there's been an uptick in public intoxication and alcohol poisoning among the Saiyan population in the last few years.>>5628208On the topic of Saiyans and peace, are any of them actually deployed right now?
>>5628217It is a great plan currently in motion.>>5628270>Oh damnit not again.She's currently fine, just something to keep an eye on.>>5628282Ha.And of course. Planets still need seizing.
>>5628208>>5628217>>5628270>>5628282Perhaps we can take a page out of Clan Ghost Bear's books and start up a Pro Football League? Or Battleball, if that's what the Earthlings call it.
>>5628288We need to bring her aside for mental health checks now that God ki is in her, we know in character it makes people dumber the more they have.>>5628291BLOOOOOOOOD BOOOOOOOOOOWL
>>5628288>Ha.I'm dead fucking serious. We don't need a bunch of career soldiers getting drunk off their asses just because they don't actually have anything to do.>And of course. Planets still need seizing.See, I figured as much since some of our kids managed to snag orders.Almost makes me want to look into Karn leading an expeditionary force of sorts.
>>5628293There we fucking go! New Sadala Blood Bowl League!
>>5628291The colosseum works just fine for that, though I wouldn't be opposed to it becoming a broader and more organized thing rather than "Sign up to fight here whenever".
>>5628291>Clan Ghost Bear's booksI have no idea what reference I'm missing here.>>5628293Would be a good idea, make sure she's doing okay and not getting arrogant and stupid.>>5628294They don't just get drunk off their asses, they get drunk and throw down with each other to keep their skills sharp. But not at the bars in the city, as fights are sent out of city limits to be resolved. With force, if necessary. Several of the old heads have become essentially MPs, keeping order between the locals, other PTO crewmembers and staff, and general outsiders visiting. Just the word of Karn being sent to a world would have drastic effects. Not all of them positive. Whoever would get the 'privilege' of getting Karn'd automatically get the reputation of being a bigger threat than anything else out there currently.
>>5628296Actually, now that I think about it, we could try and see if Vox wouldn't be willing to help in regards to that.If the Saiyan tradition of fighting in the Colosseum was reorganized into a no-holds-barred fighting promotion, Vox could fill the air between Dreadzone matches and use it as a proving ground of sorts for prospective gladiators.The main distinction being that it's less about spectacle and combat scenarios, more about one-on-one bouts and martial prowess.Either way, the Saiyans get paid to fight each other and any alien who thinks they're tough, and Vox further solidifies his grip on broadcast prize-fighting in the Galaxy.Win-fucking-win.
>>5628305>referenceMechwarrior; old mecha fighting game from the 90's and 2000s (plus a tabletop version before? After? I dont remember.) Absolute banger.
>>5628305Karn is now a galactic weapon and statement, being ordered to go somewhere means whomever is getting erased were the default hardest bastards around. If any survive than they become celebrities in a sense.
>>5628296Also works>>5628305>>5628314During the Clan Invasions of the Inner Sphere, one planet, Sheliak II, tried to be sneaky and proposed not a military conquest of the world, but a trial by an ancient Terran sport that they were experts at, American Rules Football. Expecting the invaders to not know the sport, the planetary government was confident in their plan when the invading Clan agreed to the game.Except the Clan in question, Clan Ghost Bear, fucking loved the game too, and had it as part of their culture for centuries. And the team they fielded were a bunch of Elementals, 8-foot tall supersoldiers that pilot power armor used to swarm and take down larger 'mechs like a school of piranha. The game went 84-3 in favor of the Clanners.
>>5628323Fucking sweep, GG innercucks, your cheerleaders belong too us
>>5628307>and Vox further solidifies his grip on broadcast prize-fighting in the Galaxy.You say that like they're not already being recorded.>>5628314Never heard of it.>>5628322Oh yeah. If the PTO defaults to their biggest gun, the Arbiter annihilator, the Dragon of New Salda himself on you, then Emperor Freeza himself wants you GONE, and to make a statement.>>5628323>84-3Sounds like my senior year team against the school rivals lmao. But our kicker did kick a 63-yard field goal, so that was at least something.
>>5628328>You say that like they're not already being recorded.That said, being able to more easily package it AND make it more "organized" (controlled) would definitely work out better for him in the long term.
>>5628328>Avengers level threat>local galaxy doesn't bat an eye>Karn level threat>the universe loses its mindI wonder who would be left that would have the balls to start shit with Karn or warrant that kind of force in this universe if the civillized galaxy was privy to the inevitable showdown between Beerus and Karn. Certainly wouldn't be any mortal at that point.
>>5628333He may have something in the works.>>5628350Who knows? There may be a threat or three out there needing intervention by the strongest Saiyan. Like another Majin...
>>5628392......who fucking got a piece of Buu?
>>5628396>......who fucking got a piece of Buu?I have one guess.
>>5628398.....well, we needed to head back there anyways.
>>5628009>>5628028It's because of this I'm worried for Chaya. Sure she gets her power from simps, but it's still a form of Divine energy.
>>5628396No no no, a DIFFERENT Majin. Buu wasn’t the only one, but the most dangerous.>>5628398Well yes.>>5628409True.
>>5628411>No no no, a DIFFERENT MajinIt wouldn't happen to be a grumpy ass statue, would it?
>>5628411Oh for fucks sake, we need to deal with this when we see it.>Chaya has godki brainrotWe need to tell her as soon as possible.
>>5628414She even pointed out how arrogant divine beings seem to be, so hopefully she'll actually listen to us when we talk to her.
>>5628412Well, you haven't beaten the one in your timeline yet.>>5628414She's already well aware of how stupid divine beings seem to be, and aware of how it could affect her.>>5628416Yes. She's very aware and worried she could turn into that. But more than that, she's worried about her mother eventually getting a full dose of god energy with the ritual.
>>5628416We should tell her and Raditz at the same time, so Chaya has someone not affected by the God Ki. With explicit instructions to knock sense in Chaya should it start showing signs of making her dumb.
>>5628424That's a good point. I didn't even think of what SSG would do to Meloka. She's going to be even in greater danger.
>>5628434She will probably go full batshit yandere like that one alt universe meloka from the shitty covie timeline that our Melora cut down.
>>5628430>RaditzWell...>>5628434Meloka has also been worried about that possibility. But she's spoken with Ace about it, and he's reassured her a bit.>>5628449It is a possibility.
>>5628451>Well...Oh god damn it. Okay, hopefully some percussive maintenance to the skull can fix it.
>>5628392>Like another Majin...If its that jobbing faggot Ozotto I will be SO PISSED
>>5628451>Well...No. He didn't...did he?
>>5628530did what? they break up?
>>5628586No. You remember how all you actually need to access Divine transformations is EXPOSURE to Divine Ki?
>>5628457speaking of i'm legit surprised that clown hasn't shown up in this timeline yet.
>>5628637did you miss that we killed that fucker in namek?
>>5628639i kind of forgot because he got steamrolled hilariously fast.
>>5628640Guldo has that effect on people yeah
>>5628456You haven’t seen Raditz around quite as much.>>5628457Who knows?>>5628637>>5628639You killed -A- Majin Ozotto during the Battle of Namek.>>5628643Guldo is a champion and hero.
>>5628964We know that the TP uses karn as a training through the scrolls, but have some tried facing our ginyu squad just to get mogged by Guldo?
>>5629212Thats an interesting question: how many PQs are there based on our timeline that don't feature Karn? How hard are those missions?
>>5629255i imagine majin ginyu is some actual stupid shit to deal with since he has buu's strength but actual training as well.
>>5629212Only Ace and the Three Idiots tried it, Ace failed the 1v5 several times until he adapted his kit to AoE attacks. The Three Idiots won, mainly due to UI and Time Skip abuse. Fun fact, UI actually still works in stopped time.>>5629255There's quite a few, but almost all feature someone from Karn's clan in some shape or form. But none have conquered the Ultimate Tag Team PQ. It's simple: you and whoever you bring along versus Ace and Future Chaya. Who both have several health bars, increasing in form each time they lose one with an uninterruptable cutscene. Until reaching Apex and Blue Evolved. Ultimate finish is beating them in those forms within five minutes to get their TRUE powers out, but no one's done that yet.>>5629280Oh yeah. You may get to spar him soon, once he understands his powers well enough before Beerus's arrival.
>>5629306I love playing the broken raid boss.
>>5629306>but no one's done that yet.That reminds me, actually. Do we know the reason WHY Karn's entire situation is so hush-hush in the Time Patrol, to the point where even the Parallel Quests are a closely guarded secret? I'd imagine that getting more people in the know of that big thug would expand the pool of willing and able bodied warriors in due time.
>>5629332Probably because Karn's one of the few dudes who is just a relatively normal mass murdering family man who has redeemable moments. Not being a cartoonishly evil monster is dangerous for stoking thought crime.
>>5629329No, the broken raid boss is what just happened last episode. There are at least 3 PQs off of just that event.>>5629332She's afraid of people giving up hope and deserting, should the Time Patrol ever bee seen FAILING. Only those who're absolutely loyal get brought into the fold to fight real threats.>>5629337Ha! But it's not even that. Imagine hearing, as someone who grew up in Conton City that not only is someone strong enough to beat Trunks, but beat ULTRA FREAKING INSTINCT Goku, Ultra Ego Vegeta, and especially KILL a version of the Supreme Kai of Time herself? Details of the war are kept as quiet as possible from the masses, but especially of the Karn clan's doings.
>>5629342>3 PQs of Angry Grandpa Runbacksoof, Trunks even bothering or is he just watching the Idiots grind?>She's afraid of people giving up hope and deserting, should the Time Patrol ever bee seen FAILING. Only those who're absolutely loyal get brought into the fold to fight real threats.The number of fuck you impossible missions would crush interest, but filter the weaklinks, let her keep it hidden.>Imagine hearing, as someone who grew up in Conton City that not only is someone strong enough to beat Trunks, but beat ULTRA FREAKING INSTINCT Goku, Ultra Ego Vegeta, and especially KILL a version of the Supreme Kai of Time herself? Details of the war are kept as quiet as possible from the masses, but especially of the Karn clan's doings.Smells like bitch
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 Intermission-AGE 755, CRIMSON DEMON VILLAGE'S CRYSTAL TOWER“K-Kazuma? D-Do you feel that?” Aqua suddenly asks you as the ground begins trembling beneath your feet. You look over to her, but she's not looking to you. Instead she's looking back towards the crater, where Chilli's father Karn went to fire off his massive attack that seemingly started everything going down now. And see that his very unique, emerald-colored aura is blazing wildly.“Feel it? I can see it.” you reply, Aqua turning to you. And in her eyes you see fear. Not the usual, “Help me I don't want this” kind of fear. But this is serious, she looks on the verge of hyperventilating or passing out, one or the other. She then lunges, grabbing you by your mantle and clinging to you. “Whoa, hey!”“We need to leave. Right now.” she says, clearly deadly serious. You look from her back towards the massive the crater across the battlefield, wondering just what Chilli's old man is trying to pull?You are Kazuma, a young man who was isekai'd to this terrible world stuck with a terrible goddess to babysit until your average-ness somehow finds a way to defeat the Demon King. You'd thought the job would have gotten solved when the Saiyan suddenly showed up, but instead of conquering the world and calling himself ruler he instead shacked up with Yunyun's childhood friend and rival Megumin, having a kid and making a home here together. Which brought you here, to said kid's first birthday party. Only to have the final fireworks display, where the young man's father launched an attack that could have destroyed this world a dozen times over into the air before exploding it, interrupted by the time traveling Trunks and his seeming hit squad show up. Landing you in the middle of a battle unlike anything you'd ever seen watching old episodes of Dragonball late at night on the tv while you were young. Super Saiyans with red and blue hair, demons growing fur and looking like that one fanfic form, all sorts of madness on display from both sides of this insane conflict.But as Chilli's father Karn roars, the sky turning dark with gathering, swirling storm clouds and the ground trembles, everyone stops fighting to look towards him. Even the pink woman and blue demon man both turn their heads, wearing completely opposite expressions. Much like Aqua, the pink one with the halo around her back seems horrified, while the really old man seems exceptionally pleased, grinning wide. As you look at the two of them, however, someone else sees an opportunity to take her out.
>>5629342Aren't they fortunate karn doesn't really do many tiebreaker things since he already has enough bullshit on his plate with them regularly coming to harass him and karn literally training so he can be strong enough to fight the threats to his timeline? It's not like karn is actively conquering shit.
>>5629371You watch as Chilli leaps up into the air, ignoring Trunks who he'd been fighting while gathering light magic in one hand, darkness in the other. He blitzes past Ainz, past Mechikabura right to the Supreme Kai of Time, swinging both hands forward as she turns towards him.“Chaos Space!” he roars, slamming both orbs together the moment they contact her. The woman, who you heard called the Supreme Kai of Time, is immediately engulfed by the swirling, conflicting Light and Dark magics.“Heh, not bad.” you hear Mechikabura say, everyone remembering their own battles and immediately jumping back into the fray. Trunks flies up at Chilli, clearly intending to continue their fight, but with the Supreme Kai of Time incapacitated, the blue old man points a finger at him, then the ground, and Trunks is floored. You aren't sure what sort of technique that was, but it sure looked impressive as hell.“Kazuma, we have to hurry! Before the god-killer fully wakes up!” Aqua cries out, shaking you as you look back down to her, tears forming in her eyes. She looks genuinely frightened, and decide that discretion is the better part of valor, and all that. If whatever Karn's doing is enough to genuinely frighten Aqua, despite all the madness that'd been going on for the past few minutes, then it's time for you all to flee. “Please, we need to go! Right now!”“Darkness, Yunyun, let's-” you start to say to your other two party members, who both turn from the madness beyond the skeleton's undead special army he'd summoned to protect you and the other Crimson Demon villagers. But your thoughts are interrupted as you notice something: did the trembling just stop. “Huh?”“Oh no, it's too late.” Aqua says, collapsing to the ground and clutching her head, trembling in fear. “We're gonna die, we're all gonna die.”“C'mon, we've been through worse than this, right?” Yunyun tries encouraging her, but your gaze is fixated towards the crater. Then suddenly a fused fighter, wearing the usual Metamoran clothes of someone like Gotenks or Gogeta starts flying away from the crater.“Hey, where are you-?” Gotenks shouts, the other fusion in his Super Saiyan 3 form when the sky behind them disappears in a flash of blinding light. Everything is consumed by that blinding flash, you recoiling in pain.“Gah, shit!” you call out, pressing your hands reflexively to your eyes as they're seared by the light. A moment later a massive shock wave slams into you, knocking you from your feet and into a tumbling roll across the ground. Dozens of people, men and women scream out in shock and or pain, the sudden explosion no doubt searing their eyes as well. Everything is pain for several seconds, the light still seeping in from your palms pressed to your eyes slowly starting to fade.
>>5629371As the light fades you gingerly take your hands from your face, pushing yourself back up to your feet only to feel your jaw drop in shock at what you see. The massive crater, made by the skeleton mage Ainz's spell, Fallen Down, has more than DOUBLED in size! Chilli's father's blast destroyed a massive chunk of landscape, carving up the mountain quite a surprising bit. The destruction is on a scale you've not seen since the Battle of Planet Namek. The entire battlefield goes completely silent, looking on in shock and horror. Then, from the left side of your peripheral vision you see a glowing speck, turning a bit only to watch Goku of all people flying back towards him.But immediately you see that something's wrong. Despite only having his clothes scratched up, his upper orange gi shredded leaving only his blue undershirt, he's seemingly down to just his base form. Did Karn's attack do THAT much damage?“U-Ultra Instinct? But how?” Aqua asks, you turning from the Saiyan to her, seeing Aqua looking confused. “How does a mortal know such a divine technique?”“You know what he's doing?” you ask her, only for her answer to be interrupted by Goku's sudden, primal roar. Pale light explodes from him in a column that reaches out to space, a few moments later a heat wave slamming into you all from presumably him. “Yeowch! That's hot! What the hell?!”“It really is Ultra Instinct.” Aqua says, sounding starstruck. But then there's another noise of concern, one much closer.CRACK“Dammit!” you hear Chilli call, turning your head up towards him only to see his Chaos Prison spell shatter, the form of the goddess he'd trapped in there emerging. And looking quite furious. “Tch! Crys-!!”“BEGONE!” she snarls, sweeping one hand before her and launching a wall of some kind of rainbow magical energy. It crashes into Chilli, enveloping him and trapping him in place. The demon tries to throw out a hand towards Chilli, but before he can use his power she thrusts her other hand at him, forcing him to react in kind. The rainbow aura enveloping him throws Chilli straight to the ground with a thud. You look to him laying trapped there, and before you even fully comprehend what you're doing raise your right hand towards him, bracing your forearm with your left while focusing your magical power.“Greater Ma-!” you call, preparing to break the spell trapping him, when suddenly every instinct in your body tells you to RUN. And before your eyes that rainbow magical energy starts turning to dust. Actual dust, not some fancy metaphor. And up from the ground rises Chilli, radiating with cold, deathly magic.
>>5629384You see the dusty, leather-bound tome in his left hand, his flesh and muscle of that hand gone leaving only a skeletal arm in his sleeve remaining. Death hangs menacingly around him, the younger man turning back towards the battling monsters overhead with malicious intent. But that's when you notice it, the ground around him is moving.“Huh?” you mutter, turning your focus to the ground below Chilli. And that's when you see it: the ground isn't all ground, several spots are made of some pink substance. A familiar, terrifying pink substance. You feel your eyes widen, remembering from reading that old manga what's about to happen. If you don't do something, Chilli could get Absorbed! The Majin creature laying in wait springs up like a cresting wave right before the younger Saiyan can jump into the air. With his focus on the one who'd knocked him to the ground, he doesn't see what's about to happen! If he doesn't move, he could die! Or suffer a fate much, much worse.“Cursed Crystal Prison!” you roar desperately, using all the MP you've got left to activate one of the most powerful spells that you'd learned from the friendly lich and shop keep back in Axel, Wiz. Your mana drains to empty, surging out from your hands as ice forms across the pink blob creature. Chilli, sensing your surge of magic turns, ready to retaliate only to see the wave-like appearance of the pink blob, freezing solid mere inches from his body.“Oh shit!!” he shouts, you collapsing as your power runs out completely. Leaving you unable to so much as crawl, but you did it! You stopped that monster from absorbing Chilli. “Chaos Space!”Once more he traps a being within his Chaos, the younger archwizard seeing you and no doubt sensing that your magic is drained, eyes widening in surprise as he realized that you saved him. But as he opens his mouth, maybe to thank you, suddenly there's another massive explosion!KABOOOOOOOOOOOOMChilli's head whips around, but you're unable to move. A few seconds later you feel strong, manly hands lifting you up and off the ground, Darkness lifting you up and throwing one of your arms over her shoulders, helping you to stand without your magic while turning you both towards the fading, massive blast. And once the emerald light dims, you hear a faint voice bellowing.“WHO ELSE?! WHO ELSE WANTS TO DIE?!!”
>>5629390“Dammit Kakarot! Let yourself getting carried away again!” a Vegeta wearing his Cell Games armor says, kicking the Golden Cell he was fighting before away as he powers down out of his blue form, flying over towards the edge of the crater. “Fine, I'll clean up your mess.”You see Chilli look from his father's glow to this Vegeta, then back to the woman and blue man, who're both looking towards the crater as well.“Well well, looks like he's really back.” Mechikabura says, the color leaving the woman's face in what could be fear.“No, it can't be.” she mutters, distracted. And in that moment Chilli attacks, pointing his scythe towards her while still holding that menacing tome.“Death Magic: Dust to Dust!” he roars, you watching as not only does the woman start turning to dust much like her attack, starting at her left hand, but also her halo behind her begins to do so as well. But she's quick on the uptake, not letting herself be erased that easily.“Chronostasis!” she shouts, that same rainbow-hued energy shielding her body. Which immediately quite disintegrating, the woman turning her full attention to him. And unlike before, this time the old blue man is busy watching Chilli's father, a wicked grin on his face. “Attacking the Supreme Kai of Time directly, you must have a death wish.”“Taking you down is my job. Your time is long over.” Chilli retorts, you seeing a momentary flash of surprise on her face at his words. Which is quickly replaced with anger, an entire energy clock appearing behind her.“My time? No, time is MINE, child!” she responds, pointing both hands down at him. Only for the blue-skinned old man to finally act, pointing his staff at her and speaking in a guttural, hissing language that makes you want to run away from him at full speed. To which the pink woman reacts, blurring as she seemingly keeps spells going against both attackers simultaneously. Looking at her makes your eyes and brain hurt, so you turn your head. Only to see Chilli's father throwing a spear of energy at Vegeta, both men looking beaten and battered bloody.“HAKAI!” Vegeta declares, orb of deep purple energy appearing from his hand that sets every instinct in you on fire. Whatever Vegeta's doing, its different than all the energy blasts exploding all over the place. This is something else, something far darker and more dangerous. But Karn isn't deterred, launching his massive energy spear directly for it. You watch as the attacks collide, then to your surprise watch as the spear immediately starts shrinking within his orb. Vegeta's attack seemingly shreds and absorbs most of the spear's energy, but not all of it as the spear's remains pierce through, stabbing into him from wrist out the back of his right shoulder. “WHAT?! I-Impossi-!!”KABOOM
>>5629393You watch, stunned as Vegeta's right arm explodes, blood and gore spraying everywhere. He cries out in pain, dropping to his knees and clutching his stump. Everyone once again stops fighting, turning to see the source of the noise. Several people gasp as they see what happened, but then Karn's body seemingly gives out on him. He drops to the ground, first to all fours then collapsing face-down in the dirt. But as he does, there's a loud cracking noise. And in the next instant, a new fighter has appeared. One clad in brilliant, garish gold.“It would appear I arrived just in the nick of time.” Lord Freeza, Ruler of the Universe says as he rises back up from the crouch he'd landed in. “Vegeta? There's no way you would have bested my general, not alone. How many of your fellow slaves did he take down first?”“Freeza!!” Vegeta bellows, aura blazing up menacingly as he rises back to his feet. He then levels his remaining hand at Freeza, again channeling that destructive energy. “I'm going to enjoy erasing you! HAKAI!”“SHHYAAAAAA!!” the emperor bellows, his golden form changing as he takes a similarly-colored form to the one Karn's entire family, that same glowing emblem on his forehead same as everyone else. Then there's a massive explosion, and once it clears you see that Vegeta's gone. Only Freeza remains, hand leveled at where the Saiyan's chest would have been. He then lowers his hand, turning towards the rest of the Time Patrol. “Now, who is next?”“Tch! Time Patrol, retreat!” she declares, sweeping a hand across the battlefield. Immediately they're all consumed by brilliant light, everyone who showed up with Trunks disappearing in a flash.“KARN!!” Meloka cries out, rushing over to her husband's side. She slides to a stop by him, pressing one hand to his neck and another to a wrist, laying her ear on his back for a moment. Then immediately springs into action, rolling him over and pressing both hands to his chest. There's a flash of light, but nothing visibly changes with him. And you get a sinking feeling in your gut. Did....Did the effort of fighting off both Goku AND Vegeta take too much out of the older warrior? Is this his end?“Move!” Freeza orders, kneeling by his side as she moves around behind his head, placing both hands on Karn's chest. “C'mon Karn, you can't die here. Not like this. We need you, I need you. SHYAAAAA!!”And everything vanishes in a blinding flash of golden light. It quickly fades, but Karn doesn't get up. He doesn't even more.“Dammit Karn, don't give up on me now!” Freeza says, voice starting to crack with panic as he unleashes another tremendous flash of light. Is this really how he goes out?-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 Intermission End-
>>5629394Holy shit Chilli actually managed to land a few spells? That's our fucking boy.Also I take umbrage with Kazuma calling Karn "Old". He's only 42.
>>5629410He said "Older", though that's still not really right, iirc he's still younger than either the Goku OR Vegeta he was fighting.
>“Chaos Space!” he roars, slamming both orbs together the moment they contact her. The woman, who you heard called the Supreme Kai of Time, is immediately engulfed by the swirling, conflicting Light and Dark magics.>“No, it can't be.” she mutters, distracted. And in that moment Chilli attacks, pointing his scythe towards her while still holding that menacing tome.>“Death Magic: Dust to Dust!” he roars, you watching as not only does the woman start turning to dust much like her attack, starting at her left hand, but also her halo behind her begins to do so as well. But she's quick on the uptake, not letting herself be erased that easily.THATS OUR BOY, GET HER ASS!! Forget Dumb & Dumber jobbing to Mean n' Green, Chilli's the REAL reason why she RAN all the way home. If he were juuuust that much stronger, he'd solo her 1v1 and it would be glorious
>>5629366Only one is OF Karn, the other two concern others there. Sure the second one ENDS with Karn's new form, but it isn't about him.>Smells like bitchWhen the strongest guys in your reality BOTH get bodied by the same guy, in a row, that tends to make everyone else scared. Like if someone pulled up on New Salda and bodied Karn AND Golden Freeza in a row. Everyone else would be scared to face them, at least.>>5629376Yes. Very.>>5629410He was more a distraction to her, compared to the threat Mechikabura posed to her. But his interference was enough to keep her on the defensive.He's also a grandfather, which to anyone under the age of 21 is old.>>5629439He's got a long way to go, especially as she barely retaliated against him and put more focus on Mechikabura. But he's growing, far faster than she'd like.
>>5629447>Everyone else would be scared to face them, at least.Not me, I got that henchman grindset. Whoever it was would obviously be really tired at that point. Tired enough for me to get the glory. Hell yeah.
>>5629447Hey, I had a random thought.What would happen if two people instant transmissioned to each other at the same time?Would they just swap places?Would they collide at the midpoint between themselves?Would they both get stuck in the higher dimension they use to travel in?Would they just be unable to lock onto each other in the first place?
>>5629454You don't live in a tiered world, where there are beings so far above you that you can't comprehend how out of your league they are.>>5629479Whoever got it first would teleport to the other, then the slower would teleport to whichever side of the other they'd planned to teleport to. It is virtually impossible to have two beings simultaneously use that technique.
>>5629520>You don't live in a tiered world, where there are beings so far above you that you can't comprehend how out of your league they are.Are you sure? Stephen Hawking certainly couldn't ever fistfight George Foreman. There is an obvious level system in place here.
>>5629531Every world has its anomalies.
>>5629579On that note, how's Nappa's kid doing?
>>5629591ATTA FUCKING BOY!But for real, the little girl who was having trouble with her Wrathful state.
>>5629591this>>5629611Broly's little friend during the bug hunt.
>>5629611Yes, she's doing well with her father taking more interest. She may have achieved a power beyond just Wrath.>>5629621IC you only know of the one
>>5629627>She may have achieved a power beyond just WrathOh? Do tell. It's always a treat seeing what the next generation's cooking up.
>>5629629SSJ + Wrath is what DBS Broly used to body Goku and Vegeta before finally going green
>>5629634Man our broly is gonna be an absolute monster when he hits his prime, the guy actually has a path he can follow to get stupid strong and this one has proper training.
>Reading through the MASSIVE archive of this quest>Karn just killed the arbiter, was a good thread>pastebin link to the epilogue, wow, that's unusial>link leads nowhere, paste was "deemed potentially harmful" and taken down years ago >the reaction in the thread is absolutely thermonuclear>apparently towa slipped or something>well fuck, now I'll never knowfuck pastebin REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5630027Check the Controlc link in the OP of this thread, should be near the bottom of the page.
>>5630033Oh shit, it IS there. I can now learn things that shouldn't be learned.thanks, bye, I'm going back into the archivesYou wrote an amazing quest, GD
>>5630034May your journey to the archives be fruitful, and learn the origins of the many legends of Karn, Tuffle Terminator, Godzilla Obliterator, Grey Annihilator, Hive Exterminator, Destroyer of Worlds, Slayer of Splitjaws, Hero of the Saiyans, Father of Many, The Dragon of New Salda, and Other Awesome Titles that Would be Spoilers at Your Point of the Story!
>>5630050Don't forget Demon Slayer and Demon Layer.
Reminder thar this episode doesn’t continue this weekend, but next episode.>>5629629That’d be spoilers>>5629637Oh yeah. He already surpassed you for a little bit there.>>5630027Fuck pastebin indeed.>>5630034Thank you anon, enjoy the ride. I’ll see you on the other side.
>>5630177>next episodeNext weekend. Fuck.
>>5630177>>5630250A slight disappointment, but can't rush it. I'm hoping that we can get to facing Beerus by #200 only because the event has been hyped to hell and back, and I am DYING to see the smackdown & finally move up a tier
>>5630034Learn of the galaxies sexiest neet, and her breeding program.
Holy shit, you're still running after all this time. That's amazing.
>>5630694Its called not being shit on purpose, give it a try next time.
>>5630395Probably won’t be by 200, depending on pace we MIGHT get Chaya v Tanya round 2 then.>>5630694I am indeed. Almost 6 years straight now
>>5630725Good on you, hope you're still having fun.
>>5630726Oh absolutely. Can’t wait to see what happens next
>>5630694>>5630722>>5630726Is there a point to a laughing stock of a dead QM popping their trip in every DB thread, or is this just an attempt to remind everyone of your existence?You'd be better off staying as anon, or getting a new alias if you want to try running a quest without burning it to the ground for once.
>Som of all people is back from the deadHuh.
>>5630740Shit, if I was the boogeyman I'd make sure that the memory is still fresh every now and then, it's too funny
Interesting note, was looking back at archives and we are in base form now stronger then future chaya was in her base form when she first reached apex. She's gotten absurdly stronger since then but it's an interesting benchmark to keep in mind.
>>5631408That's pretty awesome. We're getting there.I also went digging into the archives and I realized that we may have also nixed a potential threat for the time being. I dont know the nitty gritty of Ginyu's bodyswapping but Majin Buu was killed without destroying his body, since his consciousness was swapped to the old body and that was destroyed. This probably means the Grand Supreme Kai's power probably hasn't been destroyed, which means that Moro's magical seal is still in effect, so we won't have to worry about him unless someone deliberately chooses the trap option to set him free from prison and manages to break the seal, with dragonballs or other means. But that NEVER gonna happen, who even knows that he exists other than the Galactiic Patrol? And they're a bunch of moralfag pussies.
>>5631408Her Daddy is the strongest, no matter what or when.
>>5631464Still can't wait for Galactic Patrol to show up on Earth while we take reading lessons while Ubo chats with Superman. An entire alien invasion force shows up and its not even to attack Earth, but to try and jump Karn.
>>5631622>Galactic Patrol>Doing anything, especially in this timelineMaybe I misread, but the Galactic Patrol isn't dumb enough to try and jump the strongest saiyan in the universe, and to take any action against the #1 galactic superpower around. Only reason the Galactic Patrol shows their faces in the canon timeline is because of the PTO's downfall since Freeza's death. You might've mixed "Galactic" Patrol with "Time" Patrol.
>>5631640Don't they have the one angel Boi since he didn't eat shit in this timeline because Moro LMAO?
>>5631652If I remember correctly he cant actually use his angel might or else he'll get fired or something, so Merus is super nerfed. Could probably win against him once we get 'zerker 3
>>5631037Ha>>5631408We’re getting stronger.>>5631464Yes, Grand Supreme Kai’s power is whole and wholly intact within Ginyu.>>5631622They know their place. Jack wouldn’t even have tried to fight Goku, but destroy all of earth because of a SINGLE Saiyan being there in canon.>>5631652Merus? He’s around. And certainly noticed what happened to Karn.>>5631730Who knows?
>>5631740Who the fuck is Jack? I keep seeing this guy referenced and I know you said Samurai Jack comes long after all this drama ends and Aku rules the leftovers.
>>5631751I think he means Jaco. K and O are rather close on the keyboard, lul.
>>5631757Ohhh, that Grey puke, I wish he showed up, genocide is so difficult.
>>5631768You did it a few times and I thought it was something I forgot.
>>5631778What phoneposting does, my big ass thumbs can touch multiple letters at a time
>>5631806Its expected at this point, can't even be mad.
Happy Easter everyone
>>5632667Happy Easter GD!
>>5632667Happy easter to you too GD
>>5632674>>5632676Appreciate it. Family just keeps expanding, this time next year will have at least 4 nieces/nephews
>>5632884Dang, well, gotta keep up that strength if you wanna lift them all as their cool uncle GD. Best of luck with that.
>>5632884This>>5632890Hopefully if they catch the weeb virus, they come across your work and learn good taste.
>>5632667Happy Easter GD
>>5632890Oh yeah. Getting water laps in tomorrow morning, then doing ab work instead of working the bag this week.>>5632894Something I’d not considered before.>>5633005Thanks anon, and you too
QM UPDATEI hope everyone’s ready for this week’s intermission, Chaya’s finally getting a definitive date for her rematch with Tanya. And might have a surprise in store
>>5634410I hope the Red Knight wasn't too broken up about her Avatar getting smoked and realized helping Chaya would be the best way to get Tanya to stop encroaching on her domain.
>>5634410Red Knight must be pissed at getting humbled like that.
>>5634424The problem with that is now CHAYA also stole worship from her. Her believers saw her get stomped by someone who, in comparison, is nothing more than a child.>>5634426She is. But more terrified than angry. She'd never seen a mortal, with ZERO magical affinity or prowess whatsoever, take her down and defeat her resoundingly. Then, not long after felt her father's anti-divine power surging for a moment when Freeza shattered SKoT's Barrier around the Crimson Demon Village's world. And even moreso what in-quest is still TODAY, feeling his strength surging against that other dimensional being.
>>5634430>She'd never seen a mortal, with ZERO magical affinity or prowess whatsoever, take her down and defeat her resoundingly.She forgot the golden rule;"No plan survives first contact with the enemy."Or in her case, "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
>>5634441>the virgin "goddess" of tactics: If I dodge low and throw a sword with boomerang capabilities and then slip backwards while casting a rooting spell I can then drop an invisible anvil while she is distracted by the sword coming back and her stuck feet, which is all still part of the ruse where I. . .>the chad fighter saiyan: hit her
>>5634430Lol, she can seethe but Daddy's little girl is still just a kid too Papa Dragon. Is she going to try and ask questions about what happened next time Chaya gets to Dreadzone?>>5634444>the chad saiyan fight: hit her really really hard
>>5634444It is interesting to note that a lot of "tactical geniuses" in fiction are prone to making complicated plans with so many variables as to be functionally impossible in practice.Dumb people trying to write smart people is funny sometimes.
>>5634444>>5634446I dont know why these dumbasses dont get it, but complexity doesnt make a plan better just because theres more steps involved. Jackasses like the Red Knight try to mentally write out an essay of plans full of independent variables and then get surprised when they eat a right hook to the face 5 seconds in. No wonder the ""genius"" villains always get their asses handed to by "dumb people".I will say though, there is nothing more satisfying in a fight than seeing the grandmaster braniac get folded like a lawnchair by an actually smart person.
>>5634441Ha.>>5634444Heh.>>5634445No, she understands what happened. She hadn't anticipated that Chaya was a subject of worship even greater than herself, but it has caused her to rethink her approach.>>5634446>Dumb people trying to write smart people is funny sometimes.Almost always, if you can laugh at it and not take it too seriously.>>5634451Tanya understands this well, knowing that the more complex plans have more parts that can fail. So, her plan is relatively simple: grind Chaya down in the hell of trench warfare on both sides and weaken her to the point that she can defeat Chaya. We'll see if it works.
>>5634455>grind Chaya down in the hell of trench warfare on both sides and weaken her to the point that she can defeat Chaya. It sure would be a shame if Chaya spent months training to conserve as much energy as possible while forgoing entertainment value and prioritizing lethal force.Really, just a crying a shame.
>>5634473>Really, just a crying a shame.Indeed.
Also for those of you who have a Twitter, go gas up our boy @SplicedPenguin, if you do you get a sneak peek of the intermission's new artwork! Just a small taste here, to get you to go check him out.
>>5635210If I ever get unbanned or the ability to make a new alt, that will be dope.
>>5635217Don’t need an account to go check it out. Just can’t post it here yet as I have to wait for the intermission.
Today I found out that archived.moe allows you to search for /qst/ posts, and I've been spending some of my time hunting down the Outer Lore not covered in archived threads. But so far, I've found myself in an INSANE rabbit hole that somehow started with SCQ vore. I'm just surprised it gets more autistic than that. I love learning forbidden knowledge. hahahaha what the fuck qtg
>>5635376Yeah /qtg/is fucking vile mang, there's a reason people often call it the shittiest thread on the board.
>>5635398It is, but I like to steal bits and pieces of information that I occasionally find in order to develop a quest of my own. Just need to write it down.
>>5635376Ah you’re diving through the fate autism event. This is why I ask everyone not to shitpost outside the quest.>>5635398Containment threads are always vile but needed.
>>5635663>This is why I ask everyone not to shitpost outside the quest.I'm kind of surprised that its not common etiquette. Feels like an unspoken rule.
>>5635725It WAS unspoken. Until it needed to be spoken.
>>5635793A pity about that. Atleast theres been no further incident in spite of this quest's long runtime
>>5635796Fatefags have small attention spans unless its porn.
>>5635796There was that one QM on Akun recently who wrote an epilogue for his own quest about Karn and Meloka getting stomped by the protag.Needlessly mean-spirited and a bit clunky in execution, but that's still a damn sight better than what the Fate incursion brought.
>>5635796Yes, I appreciate everyone not stirring shit with the rest of the board.>>5635808Ha. But that just makes them 4chan's target demo.>>5635809It was kind of funny in how sad it was. Screamed "My super-cool oc donut steel is so much cooler and stronger than yours! I'm totally not jealous or anything!" to me. But I hope they keep up the qm grind, maybe one day feeling secure enough in their own work to let it stand on its own legs and not attack others to feel better about themselves.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 Intermission II-AGE 755, DREADZONE STATION“Identity confirmed. You may proceed.” comes the mechanical voice of the elevator guard, the machine man stepping aside. You walk past him and his compatriot, entering Vox's elevator and pressing the only button on it. The door shuts, immediately taking you up to the office of Vox Industries' owner and CEO, Gleeman Vox. You ride the elevator silently, feeling a small spark of excitement as it slowly rises. This could be it, you might finally be getting your shot!You are Chaya: former and future Champion of Dreadzone, Super Saiyan and daughter to two of this timeline's first Super Saiyans Karn and Meloka. You've been training every day, two and sometimes three times a day for years for your eventual rematch with that traitorous bitch Tanya Degurechaff. Who you'd thought of as a friend, before she betrayed and almost killed you. Having watched the footage over, you know beyond a shadow of a doubt the only reason you're still alive is because your Dad stepped in, catching a blow that would have been lethal to you with his guts. But next time you won't be the one who needs saving.“I'll win next time.” you mutter to yourself, imagining punching her in her smug bitch face into a bloody pulp. “Next time.”DINGThe elevator rings as it comes to a stop, the door opening to the reception area before his office. As it does, the two dozen elite guards all shoulder their rifles immediately, sighting you in. You don't move, counting to three in your head then stepping out exactly the same moment as they all lower their weapons.“Identity confirmed. You may proceed.” the one standing between you and the doorway says, standing aside. Then the door slides open, you stepping forward into the boss's office.“Heya boss, you wanted to see me?” you ask, putting your hands behind your head as you walk in, immediately noticing that the merchandising and promotional teams have been hard at work, especially on the large poster on the right wall. Hanging nearly the size of the wall is an artist rendition, showing you facing down Tanya once more. Which leads you to think to yourself, “Is that really what this divine power looks like when I use it?”“There you are.” he says curtly, back to you before he takes a deep breath and turns, all smiles and noticeably happier tone. Leaving you to wonder who he was talking with, or what he'd just seen on the screen before you'd come in? “I've got some rather good news for you, and wanted to give it in person.”And without another word slides something face down across his desk towards you.
>>5635821Knowing what this is probably about you reach down, gingerly picking up the poster in both hands and flipping it over. And sure enough, it's that same promotional artwork of you and Tanya facing down again, this time with both of your names and a date. You feel a grin break out on your face, looking up to see Vox's smug expression.“You've got two months until your shuttle departs. And, fair warning, when it touches down on the planet, it's getting shot down. So don't bring along any of your family along this time, I'm not going to be responsible for what happens to any of them.”“You really think anything Tanya cooked up would be dangerous to my Dad?” you ask him, to which Vox shakes his head.“No no, but they'll have a VIP box set up if they want to observe the action from the planet side itself.” he says to you. “Out of the way, not in the conflict, and able to watch your descent into that hellscape before getting the fight of your life.”Hearing 'the fight of your life' does get you a little excited about this, but before you can say anything Vox continues.“And speaking of hellscapes, after the stunt your father just pulled, there will be a new rule.” he adds, you wondering what he's talking about. “You are NOT allowed to simply blow up the planet. If you do that, you LOSE by default. And are forbidden from ever competing again, much less becoming champion. Do you understand?”“Of course. But what do you mean, 'stunt my father pulled'?” you ask him, brows furrowing. “What happened?”“While you were off streaming this morning here from the station, your father decided to get in a fight with some....thing.” he says, picking the remote up off of the table and turning to the screen behind him. It lights up with the views of a half dozen cameras, showing your dad in that form he used the day before at Chilli's place against the Time Patrol again, but this time standing with a small, weird-looking creature. “Watch this.”“HRRRYAAAAAAAA!!” your Dad bellows, emerald aura blazing before he leaps into the air. You watch as he makes the largest of his signature Event Horizon attacks you've ever seen, dropping it down at the impish creature with a roar. Who doesn't even attempt to move out of the way, watching the massive orb dropping towards him. Then, once it gets close the little man raises an arm, clearly attempting something unseen to stop the attack. But your Dad's attack doesn't even slow down, the creature's eyes widening in surprise.
>>5635822“What?” he says, unfolding his legs to actually stand on the ground, throwing his other hand forward as well. But whatever he's trying doesn't work, the orb still slowly dropping towards him. The Event Horizon is so massive it has even greater gravity than the others he's done before, pulling the flames and spirals of lava up into itself as it drops towards the strange creature. But then oddly turns to face one of the cameras, addressing it directly. “Watch closely now. This is the good part.”“What the-? He didn't say that the first time.” Vox says confused, you watching the gremlin man turn back to the attack, taking a single step forward before catching the massive orb with his hands. And your jaw drops as, SOMEHOW, this tiny creature has the raw strength to stop an attack like that. Hell, YOU probably couldn't stop that if you tried, throwing everything you've got at it. And he just catches it? What in the world is your Dad fighting?“TAKE THIIIIIIIIIS!!” you hear him roar, one of the cameras panning up to him to see your dad launch a SECOND Event Horizon down at the first. Much like Broly had back during the tournament. The two attacks collide, and to your surprise begin merging. They form together, creating a small pinpoint of darkness before an explosion destroys all of the cameras. Then, as it does the view changes to an orbital one, you watching something truly terrifying. You and Vox watch as, from space, the entire PLANET is rapidly consumed. Drawn down into that pinpoint of absolute darkness, along with the orbital camera moments later.“Woah....” you mutter, stunned. You knew your dad had the power to destroy planets, he'd even cautioned you about doing so yourself. He'd told you the story of how he'd blown up a planet that had an explosive core, the liquid detonating and consuming the world. But this was something on a much bigger scale. He didn't blow Shaar up as much as un-exist it, reducing it to a black hole of nothingness. No doubt destroying that little gremlin man too. And you can still sense his ki, so he's fine. But at least now you know what was going on earlier, and why his energy spiked so incredibly high.“So, if you do what your father just did and destroy that planet as well, you lose. No questions, no second chances. Understand?” Vox asks, steepling his fingers while resting his elbows on the table after turning back around.“Of course. No matter how grueling an endurance match she has set up, no matter how many hours I'll be at it, I'll fight fair and power through it.” you reply, Vox seeming surprised for a moment. To which you can't help but smile. “What? That's the only reason this rematch has taken so long, isn't it? She couldn't come up with anything else to wear me down enough for her to win a direct fight.”
>>5635823“You've gotten more clever, Chaya. I'm not sure how much I like that.” he replies with a shark-like grin of his own.“I'm better in every way than I was back when I last was Dreadzone's Champion. I won't lose ever again.” you reply, the stub of your tail twitching. Reminding you of all you've lost since then, and how much you have to prove those lessons you learned weren't for nothing. “Tell Tanya that she can throw anything and everything she wants at me, it won't stop me from driving that knife of hers through her neck next time we fight.”“Hehehe, now THAT'S the attitude I want to see! But save it for the cameras.” Vox says, clearly in a better mood than he was when you walked in. “Remember, in two months exactly the shuttle departs. The trip's only a couple days, and I've got the engineers preparing the challenger's ship to accommodate your more.....Strenuous training and streaming requirements so your regular content won't be interrupted. I'm expecting you to put on one hell of a show, Chaya. I already have billions invested in this upcoming title match.”“Oh, believe me, I'm ready.” you say, punching your left hand's palm and cracking your knuckles. “Tell your current'champion' that she'd better be ready for war. Because I won't be holding back against her for our final fight.”With that you take your leave, turning and striding from the room. You walk directly into the elevator, it immediately shooting back down. And as you stand there in the silence, you let your invisible guest think you can't sense them for another moment, then speak.“Tanya.” you say, controlling your tone and keeping it level, a woman seemingly appearing out of thin air between you and the elevator's exit. But to your surprise it isn't Tanya, as you'd expected. You'd sensed the divine energy radiating from the elevator, and assumed it was hers. But instead its a familiar, crimson-armored warrior woman standing there before you. “Oh, it's you.”“Chaya. We need to talk.” the woman you only know as the Red Knight says, her demeanor and expression serious. One hand resting on her sword, as if it would protect her from you should you choose to attack. “Or, rather, I have a favor to ask of you.”Well, things just got interesting. What could this self-proclaimed goddess want from you? And why do you have a feeling her meeting with you today of all days isn't a coincidence?-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 Intermission II End-
>>5635824Ah. She's smarter than her recent death would suggest.Here's hoping she doesn't try and overstep her bounds with this scheme.
>>5635815>But I hope they keep up the qm grind, maybe one day feeling secure enough in their own work to let it stand on its own legs and not attack others to feel better about themselves.From Fatefags? Never.
>>5635837Naw this was another guy. The Fate guy was the one who wrote the vore porn epilogue and was constantly bitching in the threads while he was speed-reading the archives to research for it.
>>5635838Wait, if it wasn't a fatefag, who else threw a fit?
>>5635839Literally some dude over on Akun. Wasn't even much of a fit, more of a rude jab than anything.Credit where credit is due though, both of those guys decided to devote time and energy into making something instead of just shitting up the thread.Even that one guy who made all the Karn wojaks deserves the slightest bit of credit.
>>5635841The creativity is wasted on some people.
>>5635835Saiyans having divine ki is nothing she had ever known to be possible, so it's only natural she wasn't planning for it. And we'll see what scheme she's plotting.>>5635837I meant the akun guy.>>5635838Not this guy.>>5635841Yes. Which some of were very funny, I like this one the most myself.
>>5635847Creativity is mostly a matter of motivation, and spite is a fantastic motivator.>>5635849>Saiyans having divine ki is nothing she had ever known to be possibleThat implies she didn't do her research or that there was no record of Yamoshi available to her in the first place.
>>5635871She's a god, being too dumb to do research fits, even for a so called tactical genius.
I think we really need to talk to either Towa or Mechikabura about Our Fifth dimensional Imp problem. Oh why did mxy wanted to harm our family usually he just a pranksters who a major Superman Fanboy?
>>5635886>I think we really need to talk to either Towa or Mechikabura about Our Fifth dimensional Imp problemNot really anything they can do about it, plus GD has already given confirmation that Whis made note of his incursion to the proper authorities in his home dimension.>Oh why did mxy wanted to harm our familyHe wanted to get a rise out of Karn so he could beat him while he was at his best, cementing his position as "The Master". It's all about his ego.>usually he just a pranksters who a major Superman Fanboy?He's as much a Superman fanboy as he is a Karn fanboy. He bugs Clark for the same reason he came for us; he's a champion considered by many to be invincible, which was taken as a challenge.You might be thinking of Bat-Mite, the other notable imp from the Fifth Dimension.
>>5635824Godling is humbled enough to ask a favor?
>>5635914Naw, she just doesn't feel like getting her hands dirty. Standard God shit.
>>5635871True, spite is quite good for that.Only a small number of beings who weren't on Planet Sadala ever knew of Yamoshi or what happened. One of the Cardinal Kais saw what transpired, but it wasn't North Kai.>>5635874Ha, but no. Strategy deities are dumb in the opposite direction.>>5635886>Oh why did mxy wanted to harm our familyDid you forget what he told you?>>5635891True. But Karn doesn't necessarily know of that.>It's all about his ego.True he wanted you mad, angry, and rampaging. But his 'prank' was a bit more malicious, he wasn't ONLY in it to prove himself superior.>>5635914>humbledNot quite. But she does see an advantage to be had.>>5635916A reasonable assumption. But now, especially after her loss against Chaya has lost even more power, she doesn't stand a chance against Tanya directly.
I just realized something>Chilli is basically Jergal's unofficial Champion at this point>The Red Knight is making plans with ChayaFucking Garagos is gonna try and claim one of our kids next, isn't he?
>>5635919>he wasn't ONLY in it to prove himself superior.Midget was mad his favorite Spandex wearer was shadowed by Karn's big green energy when they met, huh?
>>5635921Searching up Garagos gave me this lovely looking pal on Google Images. I dont know who he is, but I skimmed a wiki and he seems incredibly violent and incoherent. Sounds like a bad combo for most.
>>5635928Garagos is another minor War God. His specific domains are savagery and ruthlessness in contrast to The Red Knight's purview over strategy and tactics.In that sense, they're complete opposites despite both being Gods of War under Tempus.I'm mainly concerned that Garagos might manifest himself just to fuck with The Red Knight and drag more of our family into their squabbles.
>>5635921>GaragosHeh>>5635925He did want you to suffer for that, yes.>>5635928>Sounds like a bad combo for most.>most:^)>>5635934Yes. He rather enjoyed the Red Knight's failure against Chaya.
>>5635939Look, its JLA Superman, I can understand the midget getting a little pissy like a fanboy. Not our problem though.
>>5635950Superman TAS through JLU Superman is the best iteration of Superman. Same with that era's Batman. Peak DC heroes right there.
>>5635971What the kikes and they're commie pets did to those icons is shameful.
>>5636000Snyder can't hurt you here, it's okay dude
>>5636013...Or can he?
>>5636019I believe in Karn's ability to beat the shit out of him if he tries anything.
>>5636020We can only pray.
>>5636029That's a kind of gay you can't pray away, anon. .45 still works though. Stay strapped of get your childhood heroes and ideals will get clapped.
>>5636029We can do more than pray. We can Roll.
>>5635919>Only a small number of beings who weren't on Planet Sadala ever knew of Yamoshi or what happened. One of the Cardinal Kais saw what transpired, but it wasn't North Kai.Thats interesting, very very interesting, given Yamoshi died to the Berserker God here, and its something that Old Kai and Aqua both were able to identify on sight.
>>5636013Between WB and the Mouse, either one could slap my shit. I make less than $25k/year, not fighting a legal war.>>5636032>the kind of gay you can’t pray awayHa!>>5636064Reminder they didn’t recognise Karn’s form, but did recognize his anti-divine power. Elder Kai even named it, or at least what he mistook you for.
Frightening thought: if there's a spacenet, and its the space equivalent of 4chan, theres nothing that suggests that there can't be other equivalents. SpaceTwitter. Myspace. Galaxstagram. Speddit. Astraltube.And the most vile of them all, which has its despicable roots ensnared in the minds of children. His children, her children. Karn's children. The evil that is known far and wide as SpaceTok.
>>5636170Don't forget GodTube.
>>5636170.....we dont give our kids internet access, and Chaya only does it in response to her job and fanbase, thus giving her a shield.
>>5636234I think its only because they havent thought of wanting it. Could we really say no if Jr. asked for an iPad?
>>5636227>GodTube>video sharing website reserved only for deities and divine beings, most mortals have never heard of it>can upload all sorts of shitposts across space and time I get the feeling that Zamasu would be frequently banned off of the platform for hate speech though
>>5636170>spoilerThat would imply the PTO is being undermined by a trade partner they created to outsource manufacturing to. No, they still have SpaceVine.>>5636227Mainly limited to the divine realm, and doesn’t connect with the net in Universe 7. That’s its own thing.>>5636234You think they don’t have it? Your ship CLEARLY has access points and people who use them.>>5636249Got banned for calling the ningen what they are! reeee!
>>5636246.....I think we have too.>>5636249Hate speech isnt real and he is the prefered class, he'd be a Sneako and you know it.>>5636252>You think they don’t have it? Your ship CLEARLY has access points and people who use them.Okay, they dont use it that much.
>>5636252Vine isnt as bad as TikToc.
>>5636282Yes, but only because it happens to not be Chinese.
23 hours to go.>>5636279What is a sneako?They use occasionally, mainly to watch their sister’s fights. But other than that don’t care too much about it, as there’s things to do instead of sitting around.>>5636282Exactly
>>5636337Somehow I imagine our Broly to be the type to listen to audiobooks and podcasts while he trains.
>>5636347>Chill beats to Relax and Train to>>5636282That is very true. I wonder how incomphrehensible SpaceVine's memes are to a boomerhead like Karn
>>5636357>karn when someone talks about a comically large spoon, he doesn't know what comically or spoon means
>>5636363>implying karn hasn't ever had soupOf course he would know what a spoon is.
>>5636470>eating soup with a spoon instead of just drinking it from the bowl
>>5636483Not him but I am a Refined Gentleman, you have to use utensils with soup. Besides, just drinking it from the bowl:1. Makes a loud, unpleasant slurping noise2. Is too hot because you're taking in soup all at onceWho you should REALLY be wary of are the maniacs that eat pizza with a fork and a knife. Those sick bastards.
>>5636508>thinking a saiyan has any refinement or restraint in diningThat was the first mistake.>forgetting that italians (the people who made that shit) commonly eat their pizzas with utensilsDare ye go for three?
>>5636511>forgetting that italians (the people who made that shit) commonly eat their pizzas with utensilsJust because you invented something doesn't mean you perfected it.
>>5636513America created the abomination that is Chicago style pizza. There is no perfection in making a drowning hazard and calling it a pizza.
>>5636524>dissing deep dishUnforgivable. That shit ROCKS. And doesn't have the problem of "Too Much Fucking Oil that it Keeps Dripping Off" like the paper thin slices you have to fold all the time
>>5636532Chicago style isn't deep dish, it's a fucking can of tomato paste in bread form. Actual deep dish pizza doesn't need a ladle to serve.
>>5636524We also created the New York style pizza. Also nobody outside of Chicago acknowledges Deep Dish as pizza.
>>5636542Oh, you meant CHICAGO Chicago. Nothing good comes from that state.
>>5636565Italian Americans created New York style. So it's halfsies for credit. Don't talk about deep dish not being pizza so loudly though. Detroit is right there and they just need an excuse to start shooting.>>5636567I'll be honest, I forget Illinois is even a state half the time. The only thing I know about it is that Chicago exists in it. And boy howdy is that a downer.
>>5636347Ha.>>5636357Ha!>>5636363Possibly>>5636470Utensils are optional.>>5636508>refined gentleman>KarnLol. Lmao even.>>5636542As a bread fan, I dislike deep deep dish.>>5636567True.>>5636577>Detroit>needing an excuseLol. Lmao.
>>5636745>>needing an excusePoint. Though at this venture it would be an excuse to not shoot at each other for once.
...I enjoy Chicago deep dish.
>>5637044Well well well, it really IS that time.