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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.

But soon you will have your revenge! For now you have convinced everyone to join your Skeleton Fight tournament on the moon. With everyone being distracted by said tourney, you now travel the world to hidden temples in order to gain the ingredients to make the Ultimate Drink, something that'd massively boost your power in order to defeat your sister, Shotasniffer!

Currently you're planning your next move after gaining another ingredient of said Ultimate Drink
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5711785
Guess we'll have to beat up OP for not making a thread for two weeks. The entire von Jewburner family joins in the slaughter.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

This was the best plan. Let everyone tire themselves out while you go ahead and obtain ultimate power... quattro you are a genius... an evil, chill genius... a skeleton with a brain, the man with the plan you did it to them once again you nasty son of a loli sniffer
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>>5711789
>
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5711791
Chill in the Chillsader dropship as we plan where to go next.
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>>5711793
Quattro Big Chillin'
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5711795
go to someone less boring, like Jim
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5711795
Big Chillin' with the Bing Chilling. Now Quattro Man, where too next?
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5711795
Next up - obtain the Aetherial Cocktail Shaker
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>>5711797
Alright, there is only about 2 ingredients left on the list. After you get em, the Ultimate Drink can be crafted
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5711802
>>5711803
Let's get the Shaker next. Bring up the tactical display so we can see where it is.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5711802
>>5711803
This item is owned by a businessman in a very urban area. We will need to pull a low-key spy operation for this one. Like in the james bond movies
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5711803
lets hire somebody to get them
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>>5711807
My god
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5711815
beat him up
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5711815
Our spy phone rings. Its our intelligence chief, here to give us a briefing about Big K, the man who possesses the Shaker
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5711815
Computer, tell us about this man and his business.
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>>5711818
The owner of a massive multinational conglomerate, dabbling in various fields such as computer technology, manufacturing, mongolian basket weaving, medical, etc.... Ostensibly also a huge philanthrophist who have worked to help uplift multiple third world countries.

In truth,

A. It's all a front for his massive world wide crime empire
B. It's all real, dude's an actual just straight up alright guy
C. He's part of an ancient conspiracy to rule the world from the shadows
D. [insert plot twist here]
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5711823
D. Plot twist this DIIIIIIIIICK
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5711823
>ABC
a little bit of all at once
he's a bit corrupt, partly a nice guy, also kind-of sort-of assembling artifacts in hopes of achieving primordial power
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5711823
>B. It's all real, dude's an actual just straight up alright guy
>D. He helps fund the League of Heroes
He's keeping the Coctail Shaker safe so no one can use it for evil.
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>>5711826
Sonuvabitch is one of the league's main funder! This also means he's under the heroes' protection. Mess up the infiltration and it's the league on your ass
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5711828
The league will never notice
>Meanwhile
"YOU GAVE QUATTRO THE ICE CUBES?"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5711828
We're going in under a disguise.
Put on your most chill business suit
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5711828
It'll be alright, with the help of Marian we can lock down the security system so no help can arrive in ti... HOLY SHIT QUATTRO THE DROPSHIP IS BEING INTERCEPTED!
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>>5711830
"He won it fair and square"

"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET HIM DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE"
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5711837
Heh. Love it when a plan comes together. The Chill Mastermind is what Quattro is.
Next up, I heard Big K is hosting a party at his mansion..... the same one that houses the Shaker.. hmmm...
This is almost too perfect.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5711837
>>5711838
The K stands for [insert name of animal that starts with K here]
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5711840
>>5711837
The K stands for Kobra, because it sounds kool.
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>>5711838
>>5711840
>>5711841
An extremely wealthy man that backs the heroes, but his moniker is BIG KOBRA?! This can't be right! This man HAS to be secretly evil! Nobody good has a name like Kobra!

Quattro needs to learn to be more accepting of people's life choices
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5711845
>>5711832
OH SHIT THIS EVENT THAT LOW ROLLED IS COMING BACK AGAIN, WILL IT SUCCEED THIS TIME?!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5711845
PREPARE YOUR DISGUISE
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>>5711847
>>5711849
Yes, Quattro. Prepare your disguise.

Nevermind the first roll. Surely we are not being intercepted
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5711851
It failed twice, so no. It's banished to the pile of failed prompts. Now open the wardrobe.
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>>5711852
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5711857
Damn, that black suit is looking real swanky, and we do be needing to look swanky to get in to that gala at BIG KOBRA's mansion.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5711857
You better get a wig or regrow your pomp to make sure your disguise is complete
Also black and yellow suit works
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>>5711858
Now you kinda get why Dad dresses like this all the time
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5711863
Bit formal, doesn't have groovy vibes
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5711862
>>5711863
There goes my good roll, not my fault internet blows balls but that's part of the game right? Anyways same suggestion as before.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5711863
Also wear a sombrero and mask to hide your face too.
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>>5711865
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5711869
Hmm...okay this will do for now
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5711869
The afro is a bit much, try something less conspicious
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5711869
>>5711868
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5711869
Damn, QUATTRO, leave some hoes for the rest of us will you? You're looking LETHAL, mint-fresh.
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>>5711873
>sombrero
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5711878
Hello fellow humans, I am one of you
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5711878
Lose the afro, we need somethin that'd stand out less.
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>>5711880
"Hey Quattro where are we going ne----OH SHIT! INTRUDER ALERT!"
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5711882
Relax, sissy. It's me, Quattro! I'm in a disguise. Cool huh?
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5711882
Ah, Rosa. Excellent timing! You need to try on this outfit you'll use during the infiltration mission.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5711882
>>5711884
You too apprentice, can't have you be nudist AND a skeleton
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>>5711883
"YOU CAN'T TRICK ME! WHERE'S QUATTRO? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5711891
If you ever want to see Quattro again, you will do as I say.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5711891
Just take the mask off, then give Rosa a little slap on the back of the head for being silly.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5711891
>>5711892
Quattro goes further into corruption for this
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>>5711894
You fool, you'll reveal the dark secret of every skeleton!
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>>5711894
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5711898
Corruption meter increases
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5711898
Right, now we need to get you a disguise aswell so we can infiltrate the mansion.
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>>5711901
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5711903
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN QUICK-FAST ROSA GET IN YOUR FANCIEST DRESS WE'RE GOING ON A PARTY DATE
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5711903
Get in the wardrobe, woman, and don't come out until you have found a nice outfit to wear. Then chuck her into the Dropship's massive walk-in wardrobe.
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>>5711904
As Rosa finds a fancy shmancy dress in the dropship's wardrobe. Hackfraud OP has to leave due to some IRL bullshit or whatever. Thread will resume later. Whenever that is

updates n shit be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5711913
Will Rosa find a new dress?
Will Quattro succeed in his quest?
Will Marian succeed at something of note?
Will OP be able to unfuck his schedule?
Find out on the next bread
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>>5711918
Coming live to you in one month or your money back.
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WHERE'S THE BREAD OP?
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5712438
THERE IT IS
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>>5712440
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5712441
Snipe the bread before it gets away!
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5712441
Get him Quattro
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>>5712443
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5712444
Meanwhile, we join Luke before he inevitably gets kidnapped for the tourney
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5712444
Get disguises for Rosa and the Apprentice
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>>5712445
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5712447
DARK PORTAL WITH HANDS, LUKE
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>>5712449
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5712452
What's Lily doing?
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5712452
GET OVER HERE
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5712452
Screech
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>>5712453
>>5712454
>>5712455
"LUKE! WATCH OUT!"
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5712457
OH N-
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5712457
Watch grenade
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>>5712458
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5712460
This couldn't get any worse-
"HEY GUYS SHOTASNIFFER IS HAVING AN IMPROMPTU CONCERT AT OUR CAPITAL IN THE SPACE EMPIRE"
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>>5712461
Oh great, now them space dudes are whipped into a frenzy
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5712463
You have two options, Lilly. You can either go to the fading portal and rescue Luke from whatever monstrous being has captured him, or you can- she set the course for the capital hasn't she.
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>>5712464
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5712467
Luke deserves some bad luck for all those mean things he said during the war. Go crash that concert
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5712467
You better save Luke, Lilly, he's been your earliest (male) supporter since the wars, it's not a question of morality, it's a question of senpai-
"AND SHE'S DEBUTING HER NEW SINGLE - MY YOUNGEST SIS IS BEING AN ANGSTY TEEN"
SMASH
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>>5712469
WHY DOES FAMILY AUTOCORRECT TO SEMPAI
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>>5712469
>>5712470
Kinda sussy there, anon
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5712472
OP you're not selling tickets to the impromptu song duel are you
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>>5712475
Dont change the subject
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5712476
wai is that steve?
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>>5712477
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5712478
QUICK WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED, GET HIM AND PULL HIM TO THE VTUBERS
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>>5712479
As Lilly heads off to crash Shotasniffer's concert, which we have no budget for, Luke is thrown through the portal
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5712482
He ends up in a dark room
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>>5712483
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5712484
Luuuukee... luuukeeeeeeeeee.....
Your sausages........ are bad.....
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5712484
Moo
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>>5712486
*crack*
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5712490
It's too dark to find the guy who said that
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5712490
>>5712492
Real bad, would rather eat vegetables than this
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>>5712492
And so, Luke started slashing blindly in a rage.
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In a completely totally unrelated note, we cut back to Ken and Jeanne running from Marian's giant mecha roomba
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5712496
Uh oh! I'm getting some distressing notifications about the mech's integrity - Marian probably
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>>5712497
"WHAT?!"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5712499
The damage is coming from INSIDE THE MECH
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5712499
ACTIVATE EMERGENCY REPAIR SKILL
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What ever Marian triess to do.....will be put on hold, I gotta go right now. be back in a few hours
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5712504
-Last words of OP shortly before he died when he met with Lolisniffer on his way back to the island
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5712504
so sad op died
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>>5712575
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5712581
>>5712501
>>5712502
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>>5712582
"ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT"

"CRITICAL DAMAGE SUSTAINED"

"STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED"

"FUCK!"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5712584
"THE ROOMBA IS CATCHING FIRE, DUMP WATER ON IT"
Olessa is in the water tank due to Rasputin's idea of dynamic entry
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5712584
Activate the auto-repair function.
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>>5712587
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5712592
We gotta figure out who broke the roomba from the inside. Send out the security drones to scour the mech and find who's responsible.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5712592
Use an anti-viruse program to get rid of those pesky bugs.
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>>5712592
switch off autonrepair, it diminishes the value of manual work
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5712600
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>>5712596
[ANTI VIRUS DEPLOYED]

Meanwhile, in a seemingly unrelated location

"THE VEGANS SEND MORE DRONES TO STOP ME?!"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5712604
vegans? I think we all know what this means
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5712604
"Yes, we're vegan and we hate your meat dogs, Luke."
WHO COULD THIS MYSTERIOUS VOICE BEEEEEE
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5712604
The Anti Virus drones are confused.
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>>5712608
"VEGAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY VE----"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5712610
>>5712607
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5712610
A neon sign in the shape of an arrow pointing to a hotdog shows up. It appears to be pointing Luke in a certain direction.
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>>5712611
"That's right. Meat sucks. Vegan forever"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5712618
WHAT IS THAT VOICE WE DO NOT KN-
SHUT UP VEGAN DRONES
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5712618
A friendly burger appears to guide Luke out of the machine.
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>>5712620
"Yooouuuuuu cannnnoooot beeeaaaat the veeggggggg"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5712624
GREEN
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5712624
>>5712625
"WHY AM I EVEN HERE" - Olessa
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>>5712626
Olessa asks this, despite the fact that:

A. She's embroiled in a match of her own.
B. She's providing commentary
C. She's barreling straight at the mecha roomba
D. [insert shenanigan here]
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5712628
C. She's barreling straight at the mecha roomba
D. with a monster truck
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5712628
>A. She's embroiled in a match of her own.
She's gotten caught up in the match between Gustave and the Vampire, which is still ongoing.
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>>5712634
"Oh shit, right"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5712639
Hoo boy does it get sweaty under all these layers I'm wearing. Do you mind if I just catch some AIR?
And she starts spinning around like a beyblade with them in hand
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5712639
>>5712640
throws them to the roomba
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>>5712640
"AAAAAAA"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5712646
>>5712642
"THIS IS THE BEST"
"WE LOVE BEING CHOKED AND THROWN"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5712646
Don't mind me, just taking out the trash!
Toss them off the stage and be done with it. There's a tasty smell in the air, could only be Luke.
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>>5712648
Methinks anon is projecting something
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5712654
Filter posts from qLETNtAg and move along.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5712654
>>5712658
shhh
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>>5712659
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5712662
And 'lo, on the second day OP did mightly smite Anon for being horny on main.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5712662
>>5712664
I REGRET NOTHING
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>>5712666
bonk
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5712672
back to the throw
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>>5712673
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5712680
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5712680
Dust off your frilly skirt after a job well done
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5712680
GUSTAVE COUNTERS THE GRAB!
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>>5712687
...how do you counter when you're already thrown
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>>5712691
With great skill.
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>>5712687
"Gustav you dumbass, we're already thrown, there's no grab to counter"

"Oh....whoops"
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>>5712691
Guess use the vampire as a counterweight.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5712693
>>5712694
PHYSICS
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>>5712696
EXTREME SPACE PHYSICS
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>>5712696
"What is that supposed to meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa---------"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5712701
Gustave lands neatly on his feet a little ways away from Olessa while the Vampire keeps flying towards the Mecha Roomba.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5712701
WE USE OUR WEIGHTS TO INTERRUPT THE THROW BY PUSHING AGAINST IT
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>>5712706

"I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOW HOW IT WORRRKSSSSS"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5712701
do a bump
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5712711
WE'RE GOING TO TRY THE IMPOSSIBLE
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Rolled 51083 (1d100000)

>>5712713
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Roll 1d1000
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Rolled 962 (1d1000)

>>5712718
>Rolled 51083 (1d100000)
>1d100000
OP what the fuck.
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>>5712719
>>5712718
There was a dream that was rome
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>>5712719
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5712723
Gustave failed, he must now-
"Oh hi Luke."
"WHERE IS THE WEEB"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5712723
That's not fair, OP cheated.
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>>5712726
Based on what evidence?
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5712728
Your dice was much bigger than ours.
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>>5712728
based?
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5712728
>>5712724
based on what
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>>5712732
"wait wha---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5712735
time to BALL
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5712735
"LUKE, YOU KILLER OF VAMPIRES, PREPARE TO DIE AS TAKE OFF MY-"
Gustave immediately faints
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5712735
HE CAME OUT OF THE DAMN ROOMBA
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>>5712742
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5712745
Grab the Shotgun, Marian. We're going to go have a talk to whomever fucked up our Roomba.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5712745
>>5712747
Yeah and-MARIAN WHY ARE YOU STARING AT THE VAMPIRE
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5712754
"TELL ME WHERE IS THE WEEB NOW I'LL KILL HIM AGAIN AND AGAI-"
"Luke von Jewburner, did you bring back Lilly like I requested?"
"...oh fuck. H-Hi O-Olessa."
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>>5712755
"I WAS TAKEN HERE AGAINST MY WILL! LILLY WAS SAFE! WE WERE JUST HAVING A ROAD TRIP"

"So where is she then?"

"SPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5712764
Olessa takes off her helmet

"OH MAN! SHE ONLY DOES THAT WHEN SHE DECIDES TO STOP SWINGING AND START PUNCHING" - Betty as commentator
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5712764
Marian sneaks away during the argument,
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>>5712769
yeah this is the point he starts running
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>>5712764
>SPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5712789
OLESSA CALM DOWN, GUSTAVE HELP ME-DON'T TELL ME YOU FAINTED BECAUSE OF THE VAMPIRE'S PHOTOS
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5712789
>>5712790
Gustave has started fighting the Vampire again.
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>>5712805
>>5712754
the vampire is dead man
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>>5712807
You can still beat the shit out of a corpse.
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>>5712808
Point.
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>>5712805
Gustaf starts punching the vampire's monstrous corpse.

"CAn't tell if it's because he's a dumbass, deep rooted mental issues, or an actual dead corpse is the only thing he can win against." - Says Marian
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5712833
It'd be the second one, I wager. Now sneak away before Olessa and Luke notices you.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5712833
And the greens are...just snogging over explosions
"Your family is weird Betty." - Alt-Betty, the other commentator
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5712857
"Well isn't that a surprise apperance, Jerry. I don't know what drawer Marian managed to pull Luke out from, but it seems the duel between him and Olessa will be damn spicy. They've already taken a big chunk out of that moon mountain."
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>>5712862
"This also had the side effect of completely wrecking Marian's Roomba Mech. We can only wait and see what effect does this has on Marian's own chances in the tournament, folks. "
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"And OP gotta pass out now"

"What a hack"

"he says thread will continue in the morning when he wakes up"

"We all know that won't happen"
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>>5712893
More lilly please
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5712893
Summon Quattro to the hyper dimension
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>>5712893
Morning
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>>5713681
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5713691
It suddenly becomes very dark.
Lolisniffer has entered skull island
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5713691
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD MORNING VIETNAAAAAMMMMMMM
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>>5713697
mmmreeeehhhhh 5 more minutes
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5713698
Damn it, OP, you clocked in to work of drawing my subtly disguised fetishes in the form of a quest, that means no more sleeping. Should have thought about sleep before you stayed up till 4 AM again!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5713698
Too bad, there's this Vtuber stream..
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5713701
>>5713700
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>>5713702
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5713703
Imagine being sub human enough to watch "vtubers" the ultimate form of internet degeneracy and the end of humanity as we know it. Everyone is a stupid fag glued to his screen watching some fake whore pretend to be cute on camera. Thankfully we are not such people here.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5713703
QUICK, WHILE HE'S AWAKE, GET THE VTUBER MERCH TO LURE HIM OUT
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>>5713704
THEY'RE WATCHING, ANON
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>>5713705
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5713710
At least my man Luke would never fall for this vtuber scam
Speaking of which...
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>>5713710
>>5713712
>Luke
>the simp for women
>not falling for the scam
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5713716
Oh my god, once again: Steve!
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5713716
Now the other brother sister pair-
>CENSORED
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>>5713717
Currently in a full body cast
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>>5713719
Sign his cast
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5713719
an improvement over >>5712478!

sign it.
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>>5713722
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5713723
LUKE GOES FOR A DROP KICK
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5713723
>>5713718
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>>5713724
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5713727
he misjudged the distance and crashes into her before exending his legs
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5713727
Olessa reenacts her throwing act
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5713727
Olessa counters with a nutshot because CLEARLY Luke doesn't have the balls to come back here with Lily like he should have.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5713731
"AND THE CROWD CHEERS, THIS IS ANYONE'S FIGHT NOW"
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>>5713734
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5713736
>>5713732
He's just high off vegan hunting and is still searching for the weeb
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5713746
"GET OUT OF THE WAY OLESSA, I NEED TO FIND THE VEGAN WEEB, HE DARED TO TAUNT MY MEAT, WHICH I LOVINGLY MAKE FOR EVERYONE EVERY DAY"
Jeanne and Ken thumbs up
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>>5713750
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5713757
Olessa throws Luke to the Greens and then jumps in
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>>5713758
"BAH GAWD IT'S A TOTAL SLOBBER KNOCKER!"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5713763
"Really?"
"Shut up alt-Betty"
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>>5713764
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5713764
"What an absolute punch-up, down, in, out, over and under! It's madness!"
"No, this is Skeleton Island. Well, one of our moon facilities anyway."
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5713765
>>5713768
Meanwhile, on the actual Skeleton Island, the alarm for "DAD'S HOME" is mysteriously smashed
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5713770
>>5713769
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>>5713777
"Hmmm....doorbell's not working"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5713778
Island's empty
Break in politely
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>>5713781
"Damn, where's everybody?"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5713784
Must have left due to a mission (not goofing off)
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5713784
better galet back tonmy *SECRET PROJECT*
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>>5713792
Anon are you having a stroke
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5713793
Welp no kids around. Time to drink beer and watch TV
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>>5713793
yos
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>>5713794
Perhaps Lolisniffer was planing to do something when he got back home. But with nobody around he finds it's the perfect moment to slack off
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5713796
After all, what's more relaxing than good old TV
"GRAND TOURNAMENT OF HEROS ON THE MOON ONGOING"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5713796
We see an add for Knight(s) Quest 2 on the tv featuring everyone's favorite Cain and Abel the Mob Knights.
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>>5713798
"Hmmm? A grand tournament of heroes on the moon? Well that's new"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5713801
>>5713802
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5713802
>>5713804
Debate currently rages about who's the better singer
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>>5713805
"CAIN AND ABEL RETURNS IN THE EXCITING SEQUEL TO KNIGHT(s) QUEST. HAVING QUIT THEIR JOBS. THE KNIGHTS HAVE GONE ON THE ROADS TO BECOME BARDS."

"BUT LIKE ANY ROCK BAND"

"I'm the better singer, Abel"

"THERE'S TROUBLE IN PARADISE"

"You can't sing your way out of a paper bag, Cain!"

"JOIN THEM ON THEIR EMOTIONAL JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY, BROTHERHOOD, HOMO EROTICISM AND ROCK AND ROLL"

"We did it Abel, we truly are the Knight(s) Quest, too"

"ONLY IN KNIGHT(s) QUEST 2: BARD QUEST"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5713807
Be in deep thought about the tournament and how you will drop in to terrorize all the heroes and villains and make it the biggest bodycount of an event since yesterday's bake sale.
While conveniently missing the information that it's funded by the Skeleton Island Crew for everyone.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5713807
The trailer then has one of those moments where someone says something that belongs in a Marvel capeshit film like "He's right behind me, isn't he?" or something from every kid's movie trailer like "Awwwwkwaaaaard" and Gustaf the Scythe Knight randomly appears twerking for whatever reason.
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>>5713808
Yessss.......but then again this couch is really comfy
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5713810
Lolisniffer falls into the big sleep on the couch, he's been busy these past few months and hasn't had time to rest properly.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5713810
>>5713811
Doze off as reports of Shotasniffer's concert and rumors of Lilly planning to crash in play
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5713816
And now, Rosa in a Gala dress.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5713816
ring ring
Its Quattro, he's asking for fashion advice
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OP gotta go somewheres, be back in 2 hours,

At least
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5713932
shhh the mass murderer is sleeping
>>5713812
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>>5713933
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5713941
Even the loud singing duel isn't enough to rouse him up.
Rasputin secretly teleports him, with couch, to the moon.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5713952
The announcer's booth breaks open as Betty, Alt-Betty and the other announcers jump out right to the arena
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5713952
no time, only sleep
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>>5713969
MEANWHILE, INSIDE LOLISNIFFER'S DREAM
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5713973
Oh look it's Quattro and your partner-in-crime
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5713973
Mmm, dream cookie.
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>>5713975
A vision!
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5713988
>>5713986
IGNORE THAT WE HAVE TO GET THAT COOKIE
GO AWAY DREAM HEROS
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5713988
Oh wow that certainly doesn't look ideal, it's a good thing this is just a dream and not reality right
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5713991
Chase cookie!
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5713991
Extendo-cookie-grabber-arm, go!
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>>5713992
"Halt! I am the cookie guardian. You shall not pass"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5713994
Out of my way, Guardian. The Cookie is mine!
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>>5713941
Sick
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>>5713995
"If you do not listen, then I'll have to use force!"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5714002
Hey, this is my dream. I can do whatever I want in it. Remove the Cookie Guardian from the dream.
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>>5714006
"WAIT WAIT NO NO NO I HAVE A FAMIL---"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5714008
Your son Quattro got the cookie first, but give you half of cookie.
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>>5714010
How nice of him
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5714011
Wait, is he wearing a much swankier suit than we are?
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>>5714012
Another vision?!
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5714013
Jolt awake at this revelation.
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>>5714014
But there's still time for cookie
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5714020
Make some fucking plot happen
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5714020
>OP being a lazy fuck and reusing the same image multiple times
Many such cases.
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>>5714023
"Halt! I am the plot guardian. You shall not pass"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5714027
Smash the Plot Guardian with the cookie. As we continue on to Rosa looking for a disguise in the wardrobe.
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>>5714027
Offer him your cookie to pass
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>>5714034
Damn, what's taking so long
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5714034
Rosa burst out the door wearing mother gala dress with a mask too.
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>>5714045
>>5714049
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>>5714049
>>5714051
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5714070
That's perfect, Rosa! You'll be my distraction ace-in-the-hole.
You ready to put this shoah on the road?
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>>5714083
Infiltration of the Big K Gala will begin!...tomorrow! I gotta sleep early due to some work stuff I gotta do later. whoops

updates be here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5714087
tomorrow doesn't exist
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>>5714946
RIP
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5715449
Put on afro and head on out to mission
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5715449
We need a disguise for the apprentice aswell.
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>>5715461
That's right random skeleton, you get an afro
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5715467
Give him cool star glasses aswell.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5715467
Now off to your mission rando commando
Mean while Quattro will put on his afro, and his apprentice will also dress in disguise.
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>>5715469
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>>5715476
This is a tactical afro. All you need is in there.
Now to the secret mission! Let's a go
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5715481
>>5715476
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>>5715483
Next stop: The Big K Mansion
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5715485
For extra cool points we'll be paradropping in to the mansion.
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>>5715485
The Afro stirs.
Quattro doesn't mind of course, that would go against his chill attitude, but the others take notice. Also this>>5715487
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5715488
>>5715485
Fuck sorry, I'm at work so I keep forgetting to put in my roll
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5715485
Land at the mansion helipad in STYLE, get outta the car and pose for everyone to see. We DRIPPING out in this bitch
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>>5715487
MEANWHILE. ON THE GROUNNNDDDD
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5715493
Appears behind and breaks neck
Nothing personel kid
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5715493
*SPLASH*
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>>5715493
Paradrop and pose with Rosa
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5715497
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>>5715502
Glad you rolled, pretty sure OP would have Quattro fall behind the guy and break his own neck.
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>>5715504
Likely, OP has already forced Quattro to remove his head once. He's a devil.
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>>5715506
He is a cruel elder being, but it wouldn't be as fun otherwise
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>>5715502
"OH MY GOD! WHO IS THAT INCREDIBLY SWANKY DUO WHO JUST PARADROPPED ONTO THE MANSION GROUNDS? ENTIRELY OFFSCREEN?!"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5715521
Who am I? Who AM I?
Don't tell me you don't know my name. Its... uhhhhhhh.. My name is no other than Quattrois De Pettoix. And don't you ever forget it.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5715521
It was a hologram and Quattro gives gaurd a wedgie so powerful that the guard passes out.
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>>5715526
wait its Quattrois Le Pettoix my bad
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>>5715526
" Quattrois De Pettoix?! "
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5715538
The one and ONLY. And I'm here to see Big K. Outta the way peasants!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5715538
Right this way sir!
I don't know who you are but grand entrance and stance like tells me you are a man of highstature and not at all a Spy.
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>>5715539
"NOw, how on there just a moment. You may be the swankiest guest I've seen all night. But I still gotta check if you're on the guest list, mister Le Pettoix"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5715542
Lower your glasses to expose one eye and gaze into this guys SOUL
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Fuck man!
Nothing I can do here that's a good one
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>>5715543
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5715552
What did you just say to me you little bitch? You trying to bar the way of QUATTROIS?
OUTTA THE FUCKING WAY MOTHER FUCKER I GOT NO TIME FOR SMALL FRY LIKE YOU
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5715552
Gaurd now joins your crew and is a personal body gaurd to Quattro now.
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>>5715554
>gaurd
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5715554
>>5715552
Has Quattro developed a new power!?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5715559
Gaze into OP's soul next
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5715559
>>5715554
Repelled as gaurd
My bad
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>>5715562
Hehehehehe MWAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>5715564
>>5715562
There is no hope for me anons. Put me put of my misery.
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>>5715561
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5715560
>>5715566
Has Quattro developed a new power that lets him sway those of lesser willpower with but a glance!?
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5715569
>>5715566
This
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>>5715571
>>5715569
NO! HE MUSTN'T !
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5715576
FINISH HIM WITH THE EYEBROW WIGGLE OF ULTIMATE PERSUASION
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5715576
Ahem. So basically, step outta the fuckin' way you man in black. Go hunt down some aliens or something. God damn. Big K be expecting me
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5715579
>>5715576
FINISH HIM! PERSUASIONALITY!
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5715576
Oh he must! Because YOU OP, HAVE DEEMED IT SO!
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5715581
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5715595
Captcha ate my pic
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5715597
So it is now once forth
QUATTRO HAS A NEW POWER AND BODY ...GUARD!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5715597
>>5715595
That is just the power of Quattro's newfound Charisma trying to remove your dice rigging from the world.
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>>5715604
OP rigging dice? Impossible. Mister Pettoix over here is clearly delusional
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5715610
Give him the stare again.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5715610
>>5715580
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5715610
>>5715611
Stare: The Sequel
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>>5715619
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5715622
No more dice rigging op
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>>5715625
Buuuut the dice was neverrr rigggeeedddd
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5715635
Sumbit the dice op.....
Any ways Quattro goes in to see Mr.K
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>>5715637
There he is....Big Kobra!
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5715647
Observe him from the shadows as he greets the guests.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5715647
Remember Rosa, we'll sweep in, charm him.. then you'll stay behind to distract him. Got any questions rookie?
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>>5715649
Big Kobra. Billionaire. Philanthropist. Hero League Funder. From what you can see, he's as affable as his public image suggests. He's greeting everybody not as business associates, but as friends.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5715665
Wow, what a guy... GAH his charms are infectious, there's gotta be something up with this guy! No one is this much of a good wholesome person!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5715655
>>5715665
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5715665
Something isn't right... even the goodiest of goodies have a dark side.... there must be more, have Rosa get her groove on while Quattro go searching his office.
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>>5715668
"uh, yes, Sensei. Uhm, since I'm staying in the ship in case you need a quick getaway....Is there a manual to this thing? Cuz I've never pilot one a' these before"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5715676
JUST CLICK THE BUTTONS THAT MAKE THINGS HAPPEN GOD DAMN IT, I'M BUSY HERE!
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OP had a heart attack and died suddenly in his artist chair, please partake in a moment of silence for the fallen
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>>5715728
Has it been long enough yet?
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>when OP passes out right in the middle of thread
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>>5715937
Happens to the best of us, no worries OP
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>>5716049
No, *most* people don't pass out in the middle of posting on 4chins. I think OP should get that sorted seems kinda bad for your health
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>>5716065
He stays up at night to post threads, of course it's bad for his health.
It's after midnight for him
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>>5716089
There are better addictions to have. Like smoking or drugs.
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>>5715665
>>5715647
>>5715635
>>5715622
>>5715610
>>5715576
>>5715566
>>5715559
>>5715552
>>5715542
>>5715538
This is an extremely 10/10 sequence. Quattro as hell.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5716233
Quattro has
RRRRREOSA [THATS WITH THE STRONG TRILL]
distract Mr. KOBRA.
Quattro uses that moment to sneak into his study.
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>>5716234
"Ah, pleasure to meet you, miss...?"

While that's happening, time to do a lil sneaky sneaky
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>>5716238
Rosa charms the K out of this Mister.
Mean while Quattro finds the study
But....
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5716238
transition from swanky to suave for more stealth
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5716238
>>5716239
Clearly he's a very suspicious man who hides his crimes well under the veneer of being a good citizen, and the study is full of evidence of his evil deeds
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5716239
>>5716238
Oof I'm tired, 7:45 am is better than 4am tho..
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>>5716243
Quattro finds the study! But it's locked, naturally.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5716247
steal the key from a guard
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5716247
Initiate afro powers, lock pic mode!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5716252
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5716255
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>>5716258
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5716266
Impressive. Now go back and meet Mr Kobra yourself.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5716266
See what's in side
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>>5716269
Well looks like a normal study to me
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5716273
check out the amogus thing
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>>5716274
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5716276
quattro no don't do it
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5716276
Its an image of me! Could it be.. was he expecting me here?!
Drop down and scan the area
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5716276
It's pointing at something. It could be a clue.
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>>5716278
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5716283
>>5716281
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>>5716283
Activate afro scan
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5716291
>>5716283
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>>5716286
When you take a closer look at it. You find that it's not an amogus. It's....a clock. Clearly you saw the amogus through an alcohol-induced delusion.

Or OP is gaslighting you
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5716295
>>5716291
on the clock
interrogate it
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5716296
Scanning
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5716300
*WIRRRRR, SNIP SNIP, SCREEEECH, DING*
Object scanned.
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>>5716302
scanned so hard it tells you everything
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>>5716302
This clock.....The minute hand is stuck! This could either mean it's broken and needs a fix....OR IT'S A CLUE! THE MINUTE HAND IS POINTING YOU TOWARDS SOMETHING?!
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5716304
WHAT'S IT POINTING AT!?
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>>5716304
It's pointing too... the number 2! Over there on the wall NUMBER 2!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5716309
>>5716304
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>>5716308
THE MALTESE FALCON?!
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5716312
Wiggle the flacon ....
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>>5716317
Hmmm...It's stuck to the shelf.....COULD THIS BE ANOTHER CLUE? COULD THE FALCON ITSELF BE POINTING TO ANOTHER THING?
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>>5716317
You hears me!
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5716318
Have the afro analyze it
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5716318
The beak! The answer lies in the beak. Activate tactical zoom!
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5716318
how's Rosa doing?
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>>5716324
Don't know about you, but she's having a ball
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5716335
That's nice, she's always been too much of a shut in. She's needed to get out before she became too much like Marian.

Did the Falcon hold any dark secrets?
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5716339
CAN YOU DECIPHER ITS FALCON RIDDLE?
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5716342
FALCON TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5716342
I see in to your soul, silly bird. My gaze pierces even the strongest wards.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5716342
yes
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>>5716344
And so you figure out the falcon's beak is pointing towards....the other shelf on the other end of the room! And on it is....THE SEVEN STAR SWORD OF DESTINY!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5716347
Wait.. . Out in the open? You serious... this is a trap.
Roll for trap check
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5716347
No, not the sword... There's something behind it! Knock the sword down from the shelf so we can get a better look at it!
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>>5716352
>2
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5716347
Oh my god who cares about some shitty sword. Look for the shaker
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5716355
Good thing yah didn't Draw yet Hombre
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>>5716358
>2
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5716360
Whu-oh
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5716360
OP-senpai please have mercy got dam
we managed to achieve 0.5% plot over the span of this thread pleasu don't take it away mercyyy
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>>5716363
Good cowtowing brother anon
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>>5716363
Anyway, you don't detect any traps
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5716367
Look to what the sword is pointing towards.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5716369
IT'S....IT'S....
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5716370
DUN-NAN! GUTSMAN
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5716370
!
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>>5716373
IT'S....OH SHIT YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS COMING THIS WAY!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5716374
Activate Afro Camouflage!
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>>5716374
Great Op left us to get his cigarettes again
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>>5716375
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5716393
perfect. Now prepare for a hilarious misunderstanding.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5716393
Who is it that's coming in to the room?
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>>5716398
As the footsteps get closer and closer, it could only be!

A. Big K
B. Another thief!
C. Rosa
D. A Hero!
E. Big K and Rosa
F. A Villain!
G. [this space for rent]
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5716402
G. [Gig Joe's Tacos]
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>>5716403
But before you can find out who it is....you enjoy this delicious taco from the world famous Gig Joe's Tacos! This is definitely not sponsored and you JUST HAPPENED to have one of their famously delicious tacos on hand. Totally.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>5716402
>>5716405
RNG decides who enters.
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>>5716405
Also choice C.
Big K and Rosa enter to divulge his master plan.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5716407
>>5716405
By jove, it's another dastardly scoundrel! Is he also here for the Shaker, perhaps!?
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5716408
>>5716405
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>>5716409
An unassuming party guest slowly opens the door....THEN RIPS OFF HIS FACE AFTER HE CLOSES THE DOOR!
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5716412
Gutzman?
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>>5716413
No, this is not the American constitutional scholar and historian. IT'S....
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5716415
ITS......!?
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>>5716415
IT'S!!!!!
And op has been secretly playing amoung us.
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>>5716416
IT'S.....OP's bed time
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5716418
Sleep well, OP, pleasant dreams, sleep tight you round piece of shit. No less than 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep
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>>5716420
And while OP sleps.....Think of a villain/villain name for Quattro to encounter. Reply to this post with said idea up until thread continues.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5716421
Tight Compadre
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John Hanzo, all American patriot
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>>5716421
Captain Gravity
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>>5716421
Bruce Lawbringer, Australian extreme wildlife preservator and international terrorist
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>>5716444
>his name cant stand on its own, it needs a faggot description to follow it up
LOSER
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>>5716421
Joe.
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>>5716421
FerretSnorter
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>>5716421
The Mongoose
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>>5716421
Schmerg
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5716421
Evil Steve, Nega Steve
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Quattro is fast devolving from comedic to asshole
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>>5719550
1 post by this ID
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>>5719718
2 post by this id
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>>5719550
> Implying he wasn't always an asshole

His hilarious failures just masked that aspect.
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>>5719550
>>5719796
He has become a discord moderator
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>>5719932
Quattro YWNBAW - You will never be a winner
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>>5719550
To become the hero, you must first become the villain. - Mahatma Gandhi
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Knock knock OP
Come on wake up it’s time for breakfast, you’ve been sleeping for two weeks
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Quattro is just cursed
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>>5716421
The Demon Imp Gestalt triplets Uno, Dos and Tres, masters of the three-midgets-in-a-trenchcoat disguise technique. So good they don't need a trenchcoat anymore
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>>5716421
Sleeping Beauty OP is about to be kissed by Quattro
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As Quattro focuses his eyes to see which villain pulled up,

OP delays thread for another day
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>>5731167
wtf lmao he did it
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>5731167
Alright bois, roll the d10's to determine which villain it is. Or just vote normally if you're a coward. Praying for Schmerg or Nega Steve.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5731178
The dice has spoken, and it heralds the coming of Nega Steve. All hail Nega Steve.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5731167
Tight Compadre.... he's the man
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5731167
NEGA STEEEEEVE
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5731167
Nega Steve we be
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>5731167
Rolling for choice
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5731167
The (Mon)goose is loose
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5731167
It's Jon Hanzo OH BY GAWD IT'S ACTUALLY NEGA STEVE FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR. OH, LAWD, THE INHUMANITY.

I tell ya that's a real humdinger
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5731167
jhon hazno or schmerg
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>>5732283
>OP starts bread and as soon as I'm off to bed
but why?
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>>5732300
Because
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>>5732303
>>5731167
schmerg cause booba
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>>5732307
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>>5732310
you know I'm right, OP
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>>5732312
Not according to the votes, m'afraid
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5732319
Aight, nega steve it is
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5732319
Clearly a weak version, not like our Steve.
Negative is opposite, right.
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>>5732321
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>>5732323
wtf get on with the plot, OP
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5732326
>>5732323
roll woops
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5732323
Just have them all show up
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>>5732330
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5732338
Damn Steve, why are you so black?
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>>5732340
"Who said that"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5732343
Uh, definitely not me Quattrois De Pettoix!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5732343
The falcon
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5732343
The steve
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5732343
Say nothing else as he looks around the room
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5732344
Quick! Roll 1d100 to be stealthy!

Nega Steve has +20 bonus
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5732354
IF WE CAN'T SURPRISE HIM
SCARE HIM INTO SUBMISSION
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5732354
HE'S A WEAK MAN A BABY CAN KICK HIS ASS
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5732354
Jump him!
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5732354
Confuse him
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>>5732358
He slams you into the wall!....Wait that can't be right. How could he? He's so weak, much weaker than the Steve you know! You must have tripped or something
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5732368
Yes Man Kablam him
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5732368
MASAKA
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>>5732370
This move's got a pretty big windup, but surely someone as weak as this guy won't see it coming
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5732379
Hey, did Quattro just punch himself?
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5732379
Nail it so we can get that heat gauge up and pummel this chump
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>>5732380
How did this happen? You must be off your game today
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5732384
Try again, but without punching himself
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5732384
Quattro suddenly fainted!
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Rolled 6 (1d200)

>>5732384
Mix up a drink and think on this whole trying to mix the drink that best represents the quality of Steve.

If this Steve was a drink, what drink would he be.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5732384
Bust out the cheesiest combo we have
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5732388
Wait what
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5732394
Wow, Quattro really fell off since skeleton island.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5732394
DODGE
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5732394
We can't let some wimp who's the opposite of Steve beat us this easily
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>>5732399
Clearly you were distracted somehow, that's the only explanation
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5732401
Quick, mash the left and right buttons to get back up!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5732401
Second wind!
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>>5732405
That's right! Ain't no way you're gonna be beaten by this weakling! He just got some lucky shots in, that's all
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5732416
Pocket sand
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5732416
CHARGE! AAAAAA-why is quattro suddenly flying
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>>5732418
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5732424
Quattro suddenly learns how to fly and loses the ability in record time.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5732424
Elbow strike!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5732424
Cast fist
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>>5732428
Ah, you see, Nega Steve, that was only a distraction, to hit you with an ELBOW STRI-- damn, Quattro musta misjudged the direction
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5732431
QUATTRO GET IN THE FUCKING GAME
DRINK YOUR SECRET STASH OF BOOZE HIDDEN INSIDE THE JACKET
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5732431
Quattro, use you famed Kung Fu Drunken Ki- why is he suddenly lying on the ground.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5732431
QUATTRO GET IN THE FUCKING GAME
DRINK YOUR SECRET STASH OF BOOZE HIDDEN INSIDE THE JACKET
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>>5732433
>>5732435
>double posting
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5732436
Quick stalling and start scrawling
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5732436
For shame
>>5732433
NO QUATTRO YOU IDIOT YOU DRANK TOO MUCH
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>>5732441
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5732443
>>5732442
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5732443
Get the booze buff
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>>5732447
NEGA STEVE'S GONNA GET IT NOW
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5732457
Shotgun that shit!
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>>5732458
OH SHITTTT
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5732462
Nega Steve duplicates?
What a coward, having to team up against the Quart
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5732462
Bottle is now weapon
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>>5732463
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5732471
HIT THE ONE THAT ISN'T MOVING SO ERRATICALLY
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5732471
Take them ALL out with a tatsumaki senpukyaku
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5732472
LET'S GO QUATTRO! SHOW THIS WEAKLIING WHO'S BOSS!

Nega Steve has +30 bonus
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5732475
QUATTRO KICK!
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5732475
ATAAA
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>>5732477
YOU GOT HIM, HE'S DOWN FOR GOOD YOU DID IT QUATTRO
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>>5732477
>Quattro getting a nat 100
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5732480
Quattro hits Nega Steve so hard he's vaporized on a quantum scale
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>>5732482
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5732483
The blow reverberates throughout time
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5732483
Cheer in victory!
You do feel a little sleepy though
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>>5732484
MEANWHILE

BACK IN THE TIME OF THE DINOSAURS
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5732488
dino eat other dino
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>>5732490
A savage time
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5732492
Back to Quattro, who has clearly given all his energy punching a weakling to nonexistence
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>>5732494
Phew. So much effort. Just to take out one chump? Man, Quattro, you're losing your edge
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5732501
drink
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>>5732501
Some other dudes from >>5731167 come in to check what is the commotion about and find out Quattro has trashed the study
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5732501
>>5732503
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>>5732502
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5732505
>>5732504
Man, you're feeling very sleepy...
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>>5732506
One of those dudes you say?

Which means......time to vote again so OP can disappear for half a month once more
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5732508
Nah Quattro's gonna take a quick nap as some other subplot progress
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>>5732510
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5732512
A black skeleton leaves, satisfied that Quattro will be captured.
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>>5732514
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5732515
Move to Lilly and Shotasniffer dueling...through song
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>>5732516
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5732523
Everyone is awed by Lilly's medieval epics
Meanwhile shotasniffer is just screaming at random pitches
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5732523
The crowd cheers!
There's even a room for the haters (women) to enjoy the concert.
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>>5732527
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5732532
That shirt was sold by Marian
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>>5732535
Man he must be in charge of shipping
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>>5732535
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5732539
Now Shotasniffer and Lilly take a break for the intermission while the fans start clamouring for more and the women start thinking of ways to beat the shit out of the men.
And Twinkle, who is trying to break in.
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>>5732543
After recovering from the broken spine Luke gave her, thank you future space medicine, Twinkle is trying to sneak into the concert. This is because there are women onstage and Twinkle is a huge degenerate
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5732546
Unfortunately before she can do it, she gets mobbed
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5732546
Unfortunately the weeb got to them first.
He is now flying towards twinkle at mach 1 because he decided to share some of his philosophy with Shotasniffer
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>>5732548
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5732550
Ting ting ting!
Its time to announce the winner of the singing contest. The flowers and applause go to.....
Evens - lilly
Odds - sniffer
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5732550
>>5732549
Also those are the Mob Knights
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>>5732552
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5732556
"So these are the knights that helped you?"
"Yes, sis."
"You need better friends."
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>>5732559
"Well I wouldn't really call them...friends. Acquaintances, maybe? Honestly they're more of Luke's friends than mine"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5732551
>>5732567
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>>5732567
Luke is a bad influence, Lilly.
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>>5732569
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5732574
Shotasniffer basks in glor-
"SPECIAL REPORT: MASSIVE PANIC IN MOON BASE AS HEROES AND VILLAINS FLEE FOR THEIR LIVES"
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>>5732577
What could it be?! What could have caused heroes and villains to panic? Isn't the tournament happening?! What happens now?! The answers will be revealed.......later. OP gotta go find foods now.
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>>5732579
I fuggin hate subplot. We need some Weeb fanboying over the red chick
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>>5732639
Yeah and I hate Quattro, Shotasniffer and Marian but you dont see me complaining
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>>5732574
She just KEEPS. ON. WINNING.

Lilly, maybe you can learn something from SS and when you grow up I'm sure you'll be a wonderful second in command.

>>5732640
> Still salty about getting BTFO in Skeleton Island
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>>5732579
Since Nega Steve was defeated, all the power he stolen from Steve has returned.
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>>5733005
He's now Evil Steveil the Kineval
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>>5733005
Nega Steve has power? He was always a weakling, don't kid yourself.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5734956
>>5733005
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5734956
>>5734959
>>5733695
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

Well well if it isn't a bread at 2am. You're lucky Im not sober and still hungry
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>>5734959
What power? Nega Steve is clearly a chump
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5734964
Yeah, not like our Steve, who is now bravely facing the threat in the stadium
On live TV
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5734964
Clearly, real Steve has taken on Nega-Steve's gross overconfidence, making the Real Steve a tournament delaying threat
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>>5734966
>>5734965
But what could have made everyone panic so hard? Could it be....OH MY GOD ANON HAS FINALLY WENT OUTSIDE
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5734967
THE HORROR
oh also sleep-murdering Lolisniffer
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5734967
Alright your 3 silly posts are up get back to the quest proppa
>>5733005
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>>5734969
Imagine believing that Nega Steve is even capable of stealing power from anyone
Stop gaslighting
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>>5734969
wdym silly posts. This are all clearly super srs bsns
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5734971
stomp OP like the big P-button he is
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5734971
Ignore them, they're trying to gaslight us into believing Nega Steve has any real powers
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5734971
Bread moon
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>>5734972
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5734975
Now back to habbenings on the moon
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5734975
Back to Steve facing the Threat live on TV
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>>5734976
"the fuck is happening?"
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5734981
Betty, the Blues and Greens sans Marian fleeing past them at mach speed
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5734981
The concession stands are empty and Steve's beating up the remaining contestants
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>>5734983
STEVE'S NOT EVEN MOVING FROM HIS WHEELCHAIR, HOLY SHIT
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>>5734983
hmm yes, isn't that right, Steve?
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5734985
More daydreaming
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5734985
No the other Steve
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5734985
Yeah
ignore the sleeppunching bad dad behind him
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>>5734987
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5734991
No, the other other Steve.
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>>5734993
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5734997
Steve.. Other Steve... Same yet different..... complete polar opposites of one another......... Ying and Yang
The final key to our devious plan
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5734997
>>5734998
Yes, the plan, the one we have, the one on the fridge, that we totally did not sell for money.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5734997
No the other, skeleton Steve
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>>5735000
Ah yes, the OTHER skeleton Steve. Absolutely no relation to our Steve.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5735002
And the other Steves.
They're all part of the Group of Steves with our Steve as the One Steve Over All
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>>5735003
NOw this is getting ridiculous!

Unlike of course, the rest of the thread
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5735005
Yeah, and they're all pushing our Steve to fight the threat in the station, the one the Skelesiblings are running away from.

Sleepkilling Lolisniffer
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>>5735007
"Go Steve. As the leader and representative of the Steves, only you can deal with your dad"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5735015
On live TV from space even
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>>5735017
Schmerg's moderating
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5735019
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5735015
Father son bonding
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>>5735017
"We have an update on the situation. A lone hero has decided to step into the path of the Sniffer"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5735022
Shotasniffer is watching this and is completely scared of the clash of two wills
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>>5735023
Who's Will and why are they clashing
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5735024
Who's will indeed.
But now Shotasniffer faces a far bigger problem.
Women talking behind her back in such a way she can hear it
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>>5735025
rabble rabble thot rabble rabble simps rabble rabble
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5735026
The princesses and women from the previous quest join in
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>>5735027
rabble rabble rabble
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5735031
What's she thinking
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5735031
Rabble even louder
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>>5735033
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5735037
Practically screaming rabble now
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5735037
>>5735038
It's becoming a catfight.
This is the world of women, Lilly, women tearing each other apart with alliances and betrayals.
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>>5735039
The world of women is truly terrible, let's remember the wisdom of Luke to deal with this:

"Lilly it's 2AM get outta my room"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5735047
TWINKLE STOP TAKING PICTURES
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5735047
So more pontification from Lily
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>>5735050
Which Lily though
Lily Knight or Lilly
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>>5735050
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5735056
>>5735049
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>>5735057
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5735061
Then Weeb...Guy starts speaking
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>>5735063
"A--"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5735067
SHUT HIM UP, BECAUSE HE SAYS SOMETHING THAT MAKES WOMEN WANT TO TEAR HIS EYES OUT
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5735067
The Roomba is still active, and it's going fucking coco-bananas. Something is in it's systems!
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>>5735069
As the Security Mob beats up the weeb, OP gotta go away for a bit. due to uh, some shit
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>>5735077
Babble babble, bitch bitch, rebel rebel, party party
Sex, sex, sex, and don't forget the "violence"
Blah, blah, blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in, everybody sing along
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WHERE'S THE THREAD OP?
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>>5738787
You made the mistake of trusting OP, you have only yourself to blame.
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>>5738787
sorry i fell asleep
>>
1 more stream until the end of MGS4
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>>5741229
Lol
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>>5741263
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

gotta say, I'm a bit out of the loop. What are the latest "plot' appenings?*
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5741269
>>5741276
OP summarizes Quattro plot, moon arena plot, and space concert plot
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>>5741276
Quick. Jim the Recap Skeleton, do the recap.

"Well you see anon, Quattro is still trying to sneak into wherever Big Kobra is hiding the Ultimate Drink Shaker. For the Ultimate Drink. After a tussle with Nega Steve, Quattro clonked out and has yet to wake up. Meanwhile, back on the Moon, Dad has begun to sleepwalk and is just beating everyone he comes across. Steve has unfortunately gotten in his way. Oh and Shotasniffer is holding a concert in another system, but that's not important right now"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5741279
So let's see what the Betty and the Green and Blue siblings are doing while hiding from Lolisniffer
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5741279
Ahem.
His name is Quattrois De Pettoix, actually.
The swankiest man this side of the galaxy
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5741279
Can Quattro wake the fuck up this session?
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>>5741280
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5741286
Meanwhile at Big Kobra's palace...
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5741286
We here at Fazbear entertainment then realize that someone got the lewds of the princess and protag from the last quest and leaks them to the thread allowing them be posted.
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>>5741289
Who?! Who leaked it?! WAS IT YOU?!
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5741292
Maybe I did, I won't know until you show the leaked photos.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5741292
Princess grabs the leaker
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5741292
We here at Fazbear entertainment would like to speak to our lawyer before progressing further. Oh look there are the pictures right now.
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I was told their would be testicles here
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>>5741295
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5741300
We here at fazbear entertainment seem to have a calculated decision but boy are we bad at math. Wow her boobs are huge in these.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5741300
She uses it as a projectile against Shotasniffer
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5741300
Reject coom
Embrace Quattro spy adventures
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5741298
No Name denied the allegation post on him as the spess princess stare at No Name.
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>>5741303
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5741320
The fight is part physical, part verbally calling out each other, and part gossiping about others
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5741320
Fazbear Entertainment will be seeking compensation. But we will admit that was a good throw.

Perhaps we should plan something interrupt the shotasniffer concert
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>>5741322
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5741328
>>5741321
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5741328
>>5741329
No, the fight is 100% cat.
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>>5741329
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5741349
"TWINK LOVER"
"BOY CHASER"
"MEATHEAD BITCH"
"WHORISH SIREN"
"SO HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS ABOUT DEBBIE?"
"YEAH, WHAT A VIXEN AM I RIGHT."
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>>5741358
"Heh. women"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5741372
Sorry my IP was hacked by Fazbear entertainment

The girls stop fighting and come to a realization.
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>>5741377
"WAIT!....I've just realized something!"

"What?"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5741390
"That your face would look better with my fist planted in it!"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5741372
"THIS GIRL'S TAKING PICTURES"
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>>5741393
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5741400
There she goes.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5741400
They feuded ever since ballet school.
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>>5741401
"Welp. Since there's nothing left for me here, I think I'll just leave"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5741421
"Bye Lilly! Say hi to Luke from me when you get back, and don't talk to strangers on your way home. Your big sis loves you."
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5741423
>niffer
>love anything
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>>5741423
"Siiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss, you're embarrassing me in front of the simps!"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5741432
I liked it better when she was mean and would step [USER WAS DELETED FOR THIS POST]
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5741432
Simps suffer sudden serious spinal injury
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>>5741439
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5741444
"i'll just take the bus...."
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>>5741454
...THE SPACE BUS
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5741461
Sit in the back and brood over Shotasniffer being more popular than you.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5741461
is it a magic space bus?
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>>5741468
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>>5741475
Now that all the fags have left its up to me to make some plot happen so that eventually we can end this adventure and do somethign better
MEANWHILE QUATTRO
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5741490
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>>5741492
Is waking up.

Boy sure hope nothing terrible happened when he was out
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5741501
Not quattro's first hungover. Certainly not the last
Shake it off!
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>>5741502
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5741508
Quickly, someone must've heard that scuffle. What mystery did the Falcon help us solve?
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5741508
Now get back on the task on hand. We NEED that shaker
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>>5741511
Right. You don't have much time. The falcon was pointing at the sword. And the sword was pointing towards....
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5741521
Some dead guy's statue
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5741521
! There's a secret compartment in the bookshelf !
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>>5741527
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5741537
Quattrois is so smooth, he can open that bad boy with a single touch of his fingers.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5741537
Activate Afro Scanner to crack the code to the safe!
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5741542
Scanning...
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5741550
Beep
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>>5741553
This nigga beeping
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>>5741553
He sure is beeping
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>>5741553
Combination Gained
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5741557
Now,,w we going straight for the money
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>>5741560
And inside is...MY GOD! IT'S....

something we'll figure out next time. OP gotta sleep sleep now.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5741565
now you made me sleepy too
>>
sorry quattro, but i'm stuck in Armored Core
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>>5747867
Everyone laugh at OP for getting filtered
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>>5747868
i mean stuck as in I cant stop playing



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